What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

 

General Hospital

Anna tells Jason that Robert said he was planning on drawing out Henrik using his mother. He says if she’s right about the epigraph, Henrik won’t pass up the chance to meet her. He’s already started looking. Anna tells him to look no further. Henrik’s mother is right there. Instead of wasting time looking, she’ll pretend to be his mother.

On the phone, Peter says he has no reservations; the plan moves forward. Maxie comes into his office, and tells him she’s having a strangely good day. A mysterious someone started a fund in Nathan’s name – Port Charles LEAF, to help support the families of slain police officers. Nathan would have loved it. She wants to thank them, but has to find them first. Peter asks why she needs him?

At Kelly’s, Nina tells Curtis that he needs to dig deeper into Peter’s background. She’s creeped out about him having a file on Nathan. She needs information now, before her niece or nephew is born.

Someone puts yellow roses on Nathan’s grave.

Franco tells Elizabeth that he was just on the phone with one of Jim’s victims. At first, hr said he didn’t know anyone by that name, so Franco just blurted out, he’s dead. The line went silent, but hecame back and asked him to repeat that. He asked who Franco was, and why he was calling. Franco told him – he tells Elizabeth to brace herself – the truth. He said Jim had hurt him as a child. He’s had relief now that Jim is dead, and wanted to pass the peace on.

Jason asks why Anna would use herself as a decoy. She says why involve an innocent person? If the epigraph is right, she’s stayed under the radar, including Faison’s. She understands those risks, and as a mother, understands reconnecting with a child. She wouldn’t have to fake anything, just remember.

Maxie tells Peter the fund was set up anonymously in Nathan’s name. He says they’d have a board of directors, but Maxie doesn’t recognize any of the names. He says maybe the donor wants their charitable act to speak for itself. She should accept the gift, and know that others in similar circumstances are provided for. She says she’s lucky; she can take care of the baby. The help for families experiencing the same loss deserves a personal thank you.

Nina sees Valentin at Nathan’s grave. She says he’s the culprit. She’s seen fresh flowers every day, and wondered who was so thoughtful as to make a sad place beautiful. He says, guilty as charged. He wishes he could do more. She suggests slaying a dragon, and he says he would do that for her. She tells him the pain is unbearable, but necessary. It’s the body’s way of paying tribute to the one you’ve lost. I can’t say I’ve ever heard that before. She says it reminds her that everything didn’t go dark when Nathan left. Maxie is another reminder, and him. She tells him roses are unexpected and lovely. You have to be careful with them, but it’s worth it. Valentin says she’s always been his consolation, and he wants to know how he can return the favor. She wishes she knew. She starts to cry, and says its’s been three months. It’s not getting any better, but here and now, this moment is everything. He holds her.

Drew sees Curtis at Kelly’s, and sits with him. Curtis remarks that Sam is back. Drew tells him that she wants to stay on at Aurora.

Franco tells Elizabeth that he didn’t go into detail, but said he forced a confession out of Jim. The guy said he doesn’t know what Franco did, but hoped it hurt. Franco offered his contact information, but they just thanked him, and hung up. Franco could hear rage in his voice. Elizabeth says he’ll be okay, and Franco says he loves when she tells him things to make him feel better. He’s done; all, but the last two. One died in an accident, but he talked to his sister. He didn’t say why he was calling, and told her he was an old friend who lost touch. He asked if her brother had a good life, and she told Franco that he was a happy guy. He wishes he’d been able to end the horror show before. Elizabeth says, it’s all over; he had a good life and that’s something. Franco says, it’s everything.

Jason asks Anna what the plan is. She wants to email Lulu, and ask for help reaching out to Henrik. She’ll say Henrik’s mother always wanted to know him, but was afraid if she made contact, it would draw Faison’s attention to the both of them. She wants to imply that Henrik’s mother didn’t know Faison raised him, and portray her as having given him up to keep him safe. She was horrified to discover he was in Faison’s hands.

Peter says he’ll help Maxie look for the mysterious benefactor, and he’ll call her if he figures it out. She’s disappointed that he actually has real work to do, but he says his brain needs a break. He’ll start now. He tells her that all nonprofits have to be public. Discovering who the underwriter is shouldn’t be difficult. He types something into his computer, and says it seems to be funded by the personal offshore accounts of PK Sinclair.

Nina tells Valentin that she missed so many things when Nathan was growing up, like what sport he played, and what summer camp he went to. She says Peter knows those things, and Valentin says Peter has nothing to do with Nathan. She asks, then why does he have a file on Nathan in his office?

Drew tells Curtis it hurts to see Sam, but it hurts not to see her. He’s not sure why she wants to stay, since they have Peter running the business. Curtis asks if he trusts Peter, and Drew says he seems like a good guy, and he’s a good manager. He’s happy Peter stayed on. Curtis asks if he was thinking about taking off, and Drew says he thinks Peter was shaken up when Nathan was killed. Curtis wonders what made him stay. Drew doesn’t know, but thinks he’s attached to some people there. Drew wonders why Sam wants to be there if she’s trying to build a new life. He tells Curtis that they’re getting divorced, and Curtis asks if that’s how it is. You go in with hope and faith, thinking you’ll withstand obstacles, then it blows up in your face. Drew is pretty sure they’re not talking about him anymore, but Curtis and Jordan.

Jason asks Anna if she thinks when Henrik reads that his mom has regrets and feelings, it will be enough to draw him out? He asks if she thinks she can play on his sympathies – if he has any. What if his real mother reads the article and surfaces? She says that’s why they have to act quickly. The sooner they do it, the fewer contingencies they’ll have to deal with.

Maxie says she doesn’t want anything to do with Henrik or his money. Peter says he did it anonymously, and probably wanted it to stand on its own. They don’t know if he had anything to do with Nathan’s death. Maxie appreciates his help, but has to go.

Nina tells Valentin that Curtis found the file, and Sam found Curtis. They decided to team up, and investigate together, but that doesn’t bother her. Peter is up to something, and the file proves it. Valentin asks what’s in it, and she says report cards, little league rosters, mementos of Nathan. Valentin says Peter did have Nathan’s blood on his hands; maybe he’s haunted. Nina says he has no right to be haunted. Nathan wasn’t shot in his office. She and Maxie are the ones who live in the shadow of his death every day. Valentin says Peter has to live knowing the man who died could have been him. Nina asks if he’s trying to convince himself that he’s worth of being alive and her brother isn’t.

Curtis apologizes to Drew. He tells Drew that he proposed to Jordan, but they’re on pause. Drew asks what that means, but Curtis doesn’t know either. She had a cancer scare, and in between the red alert and the all good, he proposed. When she found out she was fine, she thought she’d do him a favor, and let him off the hook. Drew says it sounds like didn’t want to be off the hook. Curtis says she did it anyway, and Drew tells him to ask again. Curtis says they have a history, and it’s not pretty or easy. What makes him think it could work?

Franco says all the victims have one thing in common. They all knew what he meant. He thought they’d blame him for not stopping Jim sooner, but hey were too busy blaming themselves. Elizabeth says they were all children. Franco says when he said Jim, they felt fear, but when he said dead, they felt relief. Steve is the last one. He called and left a message. If he doesn’t hear back, he’ll respect Steve’s privacy. He’s glad he did it. He’s glad he could tell these men Jim is dead, and let them know Jim’s hold over them is done. Elizabeth calls him brave, but he tells her not to get carried away. He couldn’t do it in person; he couldn’t be face to face with the victims.

Jason tells Anna that Spinelli is trying to trace the wire transfer. Henrik was careful in covering his tracks, but he has faith in Spinelli’s skills. They’ll have something to fall back on in case this doesn’t work. Anna says it will. She says Lulu has to believe what they’re doing. Peter won’t compromise his journalistic standards, and she doesn’t want Lulu lying to her employer. They can’t risk her telling him, so the only way for it to work is if Lulu believes their acting on behalf of Henrik’s mother.

Nina asks Valentin, what if Peter is studying Nathan? Valentin asks, to what end? and Nina says, Maxie. Maybe he wants to get closer to her. He’s already slept on the sofa. What if he’s trying to fill the Nathan sized hole in Maxie’s heart?

Curtis tells Drew mistakes were made, and his brother Tommy ended up dead. Drew knows it’s late, but says he’s sorry. Curtis says the toughest part is his Aunt Stella.

Franco has to go to art therapy; he has appointments all afternoon. Elizabeth says Monica has the boys, but if they’re asleep when he gets there, she’ll want them to spend the night. He asks if she means he should finish early, and spend time with the boys? Elizabeth has a confession to make; she likes watching him teach. He says who wouldn’t? He’s funny. She says sometimes she pops her head in on the group sessions and watches for a moment. She realizes he’s not surprised, and he says the kids notice too. He tells her, we call you the gopher. She says, we? and he says it was the kids’ idea, and he didn’t feel comfortable not agreeing. He does an imitation of her peeking in, and she hits him with a pillow.

Jason asks Anna, what if Henrik takes the bait? Which I thought was the idea. Anna says they’ll set up a meeting. He asks if she’s planning on meeting Henrik posing as his mother. He says it’s too dangerous, and she asks if he thinks she can’t defend herself. He says not against Henrik. She’s way too close to this.

Nina has to run to a video conference. She thanks Valentin for the flowers. Valentin sees Peter at the bar.

Maxie goes to Nathan’s grave. She says she has a little dilemma, but little means huge. He’s a kind person, and she knows he would think PC LEAF is a great idea; he’s the little boy who gave his change away. She was so excited to get the letter, and to think there’s an actual organization in his name helping people the way he would help if he was here. She knows he would say, let it go; who cares? Let his maniac brother do some good for once. She admits adding maniac in there, but she’s pretty sure he’d say the rest. He’s not there though, and she doesn’t know if she’s strong enough to accept anything from his brother.

Curtis tells Drew that he doesn’t think Stella will accept him marrying Jordan. To her, forgiving doesn’t mean letting it go. Even if he got her blessing, no blessing will guarantee it will work. Drew tells him that his pep talk is wack. Drew asks if he loves her. Curtis says he does, but Stella… Drew knows it’s easier said than done, but no one lives his life. If he wants to marry her, ask her. Curtis writes something down, and hands it to Drew. Drew asks if he’s setting him up. Curtis says he is, with Sally Young, a no nonsense attorney. She’ll help with the divorce. Drew guesses he has to do this.

Franco calls Elizabeth gopher, and says he has his own confession. He leaves the door to the art therapy room open, secretly hoping she’ll join in. She’s an artist, and he’d love to see her working out her frustrations that way. She says she loves watching him with the kids; he’s great with them. He says he’s emotionally immature, but it must be confusing to them, since he’s bigger than they are. Elizabeth says he gets them to open up, and lets them see him as a friend rather than a therapist. He says they’re sick kids, and had enough of grownups telling them stuff. Art gives them a sense of control, and he oversees it until they figure it out for themselves. Elizabeth says he’s more than that adult entity with an artist side for the kids. He’s a kindred spirit, and understands being a child in pain. All he knows is that the kids are his favorite patients. He’s there to help them as much as they help him.

Franco’s phone dings. He says Steve sent him a text. He wants to meet in person to discuss Jim.

Valentin asks Peter if he’s enjoying a last meal; he’s getting reckless. He tells Peter about Curtis finding the file on Nathan, and asks why he’s not keeping it at his place. Peter says he keeps it where he spends the most time. Valentin asks why keep it at all? Peter asks how else is he going to know his brother? Valentin was supposed to be keeping his wife off the trail, and Valentin suggests he clean it up. Peter says Nina is Valentin’s responsibility, not his; he’s losing his touch. Valentin says he has it under control.

Maxie says she’s trying. She’s bending into a pretzel trying to make peace with this. She asks Nathan not to be disappointed, but since he left, her heart doesn’t open that wide anymore. She knows he would give Henrik the benefit of the doubt, but she’s not there. She’s not him. Maybe Henrik is doing it out of guilt. Good. She hopes he feels bad, but she won’t let him use Nathan’s memory to ease his conscience.

Nina goes through Peter’s files. She finds what she’s looking for, and pulls out a giant folder. She’s looking through it, when Peter comes in. He asks what she thinks she’s doing. She tells him, you first. What is he doing with this scrapbook? What does he think he’s doing?

Jason tells Anna that she can’t be objective; she’s too involved. She thinks Henrik is a good guy, and wants to rescue him. She says it’s called compassion, but he says it’s blinding her to the risks. Henrik is definitely not innocent, and whether he thinks she’s his mother or finds out she’s a WSB agent, he’ll probably kill her either way. Anna says he’s making assumptions. He asks if she’s willing to defend herself. Going there empty handed with good intentions will get her killed, and he can’t let that happen. She’s Robin’s mother; she’s family. Anna says, he’s not. He asks what it is that she won’t tell him. This is messing with her judgement, and making her choose to take chances. She says they’re necessary chances. Jason needs her to promise and give her word that she’ll call him when she’s going to meet Henrik. Anna asks if Jason is going to kill him, but he says he wants to protect her. She said she trusted him, so please do. She says all right, she promises. If she hears from Henrik, she’ll call him before she leaves.

After Jason is gone, Anna sits on the steps and cries.

On Monday, Robert tells Anna if she hangs around a hornet’s nest she’ll get stung, Carly says Nelle has an agenda (like we haven’t heard that before), and Nina asks Valentin why Peter has the file.

Southern Charm

Craig is working on being a budding hoarder. At least his place looks like he is. He calls someone about their life coach services. He thinks it would be great to have a teammate. He can’t handle fighting with Naomie, and isn’t liking himself right now. She asks to come to his house, and he says he’s looking forward to starting the process.

Cameran looks at baby clothes, and her mom, Bonnie, meets her. She’s looking for a going home outfit because the baby needs to make a good impression. Bonnie fawns over a tiny pair of red boots, and Cameran says what we’re all thinking – infants don’t need shoes. She says Palmer hasn’t been born yet, and has more clothes than she does, but she needs a going home outfit because in the South, that’s what you do. She remembers falling off the bed as an infant, and Bonnie says that’s why she’s messed up now. In her interview, Cameran say her mom was never super maternal, and she started doing her own laundry at seven years old. After the divorce, they had to fend for themselves. She hasn’t read any books on pregnancy, since she’s trying to let go of the control thing. I guess she’s trying to let go of the be prepared thing too. Bonnie says she’s never gone off the deep end with anything, and Cameran says, not yet. She prays her daughter looks at her the same way she looks at her mother; she was the best.

Shep meets Austen at a bar. Shep says most of his friends are married with kids, but they’re living vicariously through him. He lets everyone down, and it’s like a circle of shame. In his interview, Austen says he and Shep couldn’t be more different. When he’s single, he sees himself acting like Shep, so he jumps into a relationship. Naomie joins them. She says it was waterfalls (I think she means waterworks) seeing Craig at Shep’s party, but when they met later, it was impossible to reason with him. Austen says you have to chip it off. Not Craig’s wing-wang, but their relationship. Chelsea arrives, and asks if Austen has made out with anyone lately. Shep says what about Peyton, but Austen says they’re just friends. Chelsea tells them Craig has a crush on Peyton, and it’s the first time he’s been interested in someone else since he and Naomie broke up. Naomie wants to see a picture, and Austen brings one up on his phone. Naomie says, whatever, and rolls her eyes. No surprise, since Peyton looks like a model, and while Naomie is pretty, her mean-spirited attitude makes her look like a weasel. She says that Craig tries to make her feel guilty and bad; he says one thing, and does another. She wants the addresses of Peyton’s entire family, because she is a batsh*t crazy stalker. I honestly don’t get it. She obviously doesn’t like almost anything about Craig, and they broke up. For the love of all that’s holy, move on.

Craig checks in at the sewing store. It’s been his escape since the break-up. Kathryn meets him there. In her interview, Kathryn talks about Craig’s many passions, and says. hashtag fill-in-the-blank Craig. He asks if she or the kids need anything, and she calls him a DIY star. He tells her about meeting with Naomie, thinking it was a getting back together meeting. Kathryn says he needs to prove his worth to himself, not someone else. She doesn’t want to see him beating himself up, and thinks he won’t flourish (her word) if he doesn’t break the cycle. I’m in total agreement, but I’m not sure if I’ve ever used the word flourish even once in my life. Well, now I have. Kathryn says being forced to figure things out for herself was liberating. She suggests he and Naomie take time apart. He says now she’s the one giving him advice, and she says it makes no sense. Kathryn, the surprising new voice of reason.

Austen has dinner with his parents and sister, who’s eight years his junior. After his other sister passed away, it was a dark time for their family. After having another girl, life began again. His father asks what’s going on in Charleston, and his mom asks if he’s dating. She was sad about Chelsea. He says it was rocky at first, since he was dating one of her friends. His mom says he left his last brewing company a while ago, and she’s concerned; what is he doing? He thinks he’d like to explore making his own beer. His father doesn’t look thrilled. He asks if Austen has recipes or a brewer, but that’s a no. His sister asks if he wants to do it in Charleston, and he says that’s what he’s thinking. His mother doesn’t want to just hear talk. He feels pressure to follow in their work ethic footsteps. She says when he gets started, they’ll talk about investment. They toast to Austen beer. Pressure, maybe, but they seem pretty supportive.

Life Coach Laura arrives at Craig’s. She wants to dive in. She wants him to tell her about himself, and says she’s going to be super curious. He grew up in Delaware, and went to college, including law school. He tells Laura that he isn’t currently doing anything, and she asks what he lives on. He has some investments generating income, but it’s not what he could be doing. He admits to talking over people, telling her that he can finish everyone’s sentences in his head. Which doesn’t make it any less rude. Laura asks what that tells him about himself, and he says his mind is hyperactive. Isn’t that what we used to call ADD, ADHD, or some combination of those letters? Laura tells him not to put it in a negative light. He’s a fast processor, and it’s a way of measuring intelligence. She says he’s smart, makes good eye contact, is likeable, and cute. In his interview, Craig says he’s actually an awesome person. When he was with Naomie, she was always negative and final. We flash back to some of that. Laura says he starts off confident, but drops into a negative description of himself. She tells him to focus on being accurate and positive, and listening.. His homework is to create a self-portrait of himself and his world, in as much detail as possible. He’s excited.

Thomas meets Whitney and Patricia at a French restaurant. In her interview, Patricia says Whitney studied in Paris, but Thomas speaks Pepe Le Pew French. Thomas remarks on Patricia’s large ring, and she tells him it’s not the engagement ring. She believes in the institution of marriage, and says men aren’t getting married anymore. Thomas says – wait for it – why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free? Which just proves what century he’s from, and why he shouldn’t be hanging out with these youngsters. Patricia says there are other factors, like companionship. She asks how it’s going with Ashley. He says, great, but he sees a side he doesn’t like. Sometimes she’s not that sweet, friendly girl. She lacks subtlety, which he chalks up to being northern, and her energy can be overwhelming. We see a clip of her telling him she wants to get married and have babies, but like how a tiger might say it. Patricia says she’s a hospice nurse, so she has empathy and compassion. She admires that. In her interview, Patricia wonders why Thomas, of all people, should demand perfection? Thomas tells Patricia that Ashley might reach out to her about learning how to blend into southern culture. In his interview, Whitney doubts she’ll learn anything. She’s not southern, and it’s in the DNA. Patricia suggests going shopping, and Thomas says he’ll lend Ashley his credit card. Patricia says, in that case, they’ll go to New York. I assume she means City.

Austen meets Chelsea for golf. He’s ecstatic when he knows he’s going to be with her; he still gets butterflies. Chelsea misses being his friend. In her interview, she says she wouldn’t say they’d never get together again – there’s always potential. He asks what she’s doing this weekend. She has no plans, so he has some for her. Peyton wants to co-host a Halloween party with him, so she can meet some people. Chelsea wonders how Naomie will handle it. Austen says his dad living the life he wants – retired life. Chelsea doesn’t want him to turn into Shep. He thinks he’s staying in the industry, and is thinking of making his own beer; his parents will ultimately back him. Chelsea tells him to put some effort into it. Someone needs to light a fire under him. He says they have, and their names are Tom and Wendy (his parents). She says, and Chelsea.

Naomie and Cameran meet for a pedicure. Cameran is ready to have this kid. Naomie asks if Jason is coddling her, and she says, if wasn’t for Michael, she wouldn’t have foot rubs. She tells Naomie that foot massages sometimes induce labor, and Naomie encourages her not to have the baby there. Naomie says there’s dark around Craig (yeah, it’s called Naomie), and Cameran asks if she’d be fine if he dated someone else. Naomie gives her a resounding yes. She tells Cameran about Peyton, and how Craig said it was the first time he thought he could like someone. Cameran says she’s met her. She’s tall, blonde, and has big boobs. We see a clip of Cameran telling Peyton she’s like a Nordic alien. She does have piercing eyes. Naomie says there must be a drought; she seems thirsty. She says Peyton went after Shep, Austen, and now Craig. Cameran doesn’t think she should be bothered. In her interview, Cameran says Craig has never been a ladies’ man, and it’s throwing Naomie for a loop. Naomie asks if Cameran is going to the Halloween party. Cameran says she is, if she hasn’t delivered by then.

The Halloween party kikis commence. Peyton and Austen go over last-minute stuff on the wharf, where the party is being held. Peyton is a unicorn, and Austen is a chick magnet, putting no thought into his costume whatsoever, and wearing a graphic sweater with chicks and a magnet on it. The chicks actually look like rubber duckies, so this is lazy on a few levels. Craig remarks to roommate Sean that he’s going to a party to get yelled at by Naomie. Sean says they need to cut things off. Naomie asks if the other girls can tell who she is. Kathryn thinks she’s Kris Jenner, but she’s Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman) from Pulp Fiction. Cameran feels like crap, and isn’t coming. Kathryn – I don’t know what/who she’s supposed to be, but she’s rocking a nearly nude, sparkly gown – asks what the deal with Peyton is. Naomie says she tried to date Shep, and it didn’t work out; then it didn’t work out with Austen, and now Craig’s thinking of dating her. Chelsea thinks it’s human nature not to like a girl your ex is dating. Maybe, but it’s not human nature to be a batsh*t crazy stalker.

Kathryn can’t tell if Peyton is cute or not, since she’s covered in blue body paint. Naomie repeats ad nauseum that Craig said she’s the first girl he could see himself liking. Shep is even more disappointed in Austen’s costume than I am. Both he and Craig come as pirates, and Sean looks like a leprechaun. Kathryn tells Naomie to let Craig come to her. JD (bleh) is dressed like a very short Donald Trump. Kathryn talks to Thomas about what the kids are doing for Halloween. He thought of inviting her trick-or-treating with them. She says she hopes they get to the point where they can do things like that together, but it’s too soon. She’s turned into Yoda Kathryn. Too soon it is. Peyton likes Shep dressed up, and he says he never shirks costume duty.

Naomie talks trash about Peyton. She and her elementary school friends laugh because Peyton is blue, and everyone knows unicorns are white. Oh yeah? Ever seen one? Naomie says blah-blah-blah to Craig. In his interview, Craig says he’s taking the high road. If he doesn’t, he thinks he and Naomie will never talk again. He tells Sean it’s confusing. The nice Naomie is here. Sean thinks Naomie was being flirty. Austen introduces Naomie to Peyton.

Naomie asks why Peyton is there, and Peyton says because she wanted to move back to the south; she fell in love with Charleston. I could actually see that. Except for the heat. That makes it a no for me. Naomie asks if that’s because it’s a hub for dog boutiques (an interest of Peyton’s). She says to be honest, she doesn’t support Peyton. She sees Peyton’s intentions. She went after Shep, Austen, and Craig. She’s shooting darts. Peyton doesn’t know what to say, since she only talked to Craig for fifteen minutes; she doesn’t know him. Naomie says she’s protective of her friends, and she knows Peyton is thirsty. Peyton says Naomie obviously has something against her that has to do with Craig. Naomie calls her a thirsty bitch. She sees through her, and is better than her. She’s going after any guy here. Peyton says everyone knows she’s not like that, and calls Naomie a middle-schooler. Thank you. Peyton says she’s about to get pushed overboard. Craig says the sh*t is hitting the fan.

Peyton walks away. Austen follows. She tells Austen about what Naomie said. He tells her that Naomie is angry because she thinks Craig is into her. It’s Naomie’s insecurity talking; Peyton threatens her. He says he’s sorry, and hugs her. In his interview, he says for the longest time, he thought Naomie was an angel for putting up with Craig. Now he thinks, good for Craig, not putting up with Naomie.

Craig says, wtf? to Naomie. She says she’s protecting him from someone who wants to use him for social climbing. Shep says she’s in shambles (I love some of their phraseology). Naomie insists that Peyton is using him. Shep asks why she came if she didn’t want to meet Peyton? Naomie says she came for them, and how dare he take her side? He says he’s not on anyone’s side, and was just trying to do a nice favor. Naomie tells him to get real. Craig asks what happened, and Naomie says Peyton is a thirsty bitch, which seems to be all she can come up with, since she’s said it how many times now. In his interview, Craig says they’ve gotten a glimpse of Naomie in the wild. Ha-ha-ha! Usually she stays behind closed doors and feeds on Craig’s soul. Omg, I literally lol’d. He says she’s scary as sh*t. He tells Naomie that he was considering hooking up with Peyton, and it felt good to feel liked. Naomie says he’s a liar. He says she can keep burning bridges; he doesn’t give a flying. She says she doesn’t care about him, and Craig tells Sean, same as it ever was always goes. They high five.

Next time, Patricia asks Craig to design a pillow, Thomas flirts with Kathryn, Peyton makes an appearance, and Shep tells Chelsea a lie about Austen.

😲 A Mini Lexture

It stuns me every time I see people this age acting like children. While I didn’t exactly live a Sex in the City life, that would have been closer to my reality back then. Without the money. And the hot guys. And the shoes. And pretty much everything else. Anyway, in my group of friends, if a guy had wronged one of us, woe to him with all of us, but we would have had a sit-down with Naomie. She’s tracked Craig, harassed him at a party, and talked about him in a negative way incessantly. She seems to hate him, yet won’t let him go. Now she’s come at that poor girl, whose only sin was to talk to Craig for a few minutes. It’s just inexcusable behavior.

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