What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

At the pool, Chase says, Brook had an idea to get him a gig? but she says she has no time to explain. Just trust her. He does trust her, doesn’t he?

Near the pool bar, Sonny says, when Nina and Ava were talking at the hospital, Ava clearly seemed like something was troubling her. Nina says, it’s not important, but he says, it didn’t look that way to him. She says, he made it perfectly clear there are things that happen in his life that he can’t talk to her about. She and Ava are friends, and there are some things that need to stay between them that he can’t be a part of. He says he knows she’s Ava’s friend, but she’s also Avery’s mother. So if she’s in trouble, and Nina isn’t telling him something, he needs to know, like if Nina was in trouble.

The Savoy says, Closed for a Private Party, and Portia squeals as she walks in with Taggert. Curtis tells the bartenders, the majority of the guests just finished their freshman year of college, so they’re underage. No alcoholic beverages for anyone wearing an orange wristband. Taggert says, looks amazing, and Portia says, Trina is going to feel so special. Trina comes in with Rory, and says, this is incredible. She thanks Curtis for shutting down the club for them. He says, it’s the least he could do. They all deserve to celebrate and have a little happiness for a change. Trina says she loves it, and hugs him. Portia says, this is above and beyond, and Curtis says, his pleasure. He has some things he needs to arrange, but enjoy the party. He leaves, and Taggert congratulates Portia on her engagement. He’s really happy for her. Jordan joins them, and says, likewise. TJ told her that she was invited, but given how Trina’s troubles started, is her being here going to be a problem?

Cameron tells Trina, congrats on this very special night, and hugs her. He says, she must be so relieved this whole thing is finally over. She says she is, and thanks him. She asks, where’s Joss? She figured they’d be coming together. Cameron says, she told him that she had to stop at GH first, but he swears she should have beaten him here. He wonders what’s keeping her.

Dex says, Josslyn’s not actually thinking of crawling in the dumpster. They’re just talking about a bracelet. Why doesn’t she just buy her sister a new one? She says, no. Her sister is going through enough right now. If there’s a chance the bracelet is in there, she’s going to look for it. She opens one side of the dumpster, and says, is he going to help her or not? He opens the other side, and says, sure, why not? She hands him her bag, gets in, and starts digging around. He takes jacket off, and joins her.

Cameron says he hasn’t gotten a text from Joss, but he’s sure she’ll be here soon. Trina says, no rush, and tells Rory, it’s early, and she plans on living it up. He says, him too, and they kiss, when Spencer walks in.

TJ sees Brando sitting on a bench at the hospital, and says, feel free to tell him it’s none of his business, but he saw Brando sitting there over an hour ago. He has time to talk if Brando wants. Brando says, Sasha’s in trouble, and he doesn’t know how to help her, or if he even can.  

Sasha goes into the PC Grill, and sees Lucy sitting at a table. Sasha joins her, and says, it’s been way too long since they got together. Why here and not the MetroCourt? Lucy says she thought, let’s get a change of scenery going on. It’s good sometimes to get out of the building where their offices are. Sasha says she couldn’t agree more. So let’s be honest. They’ve been radio silent with her for about a week or so. She’s glad Lucy decided to bring her back in. She’s ready. What’s on the agenda for today’s meeting? Lucy says, that would be Sasha, and her future with Deception.

Nina tells Sonny, of course (🍷) Ava’s worried. She was attacked, she didn’t see who attacked her, and there are no suspects, so the person who did this is still on the loose. And as for her, she’s not in trouble, but she’s got a lot on her mind, given the date today. Brook and Chase join them, and Brook hugs Sonny. He asks how she’s doing, and she says she’s doing great. He say, she has a big smile on her face; what’s the reason? She says she doesn’t know if they’ve heard, but she and Chase are now officially a thing. Chase says, the thing is, they’re a couple, and Sonny says, congratulations. Welcome to the family, so to speak. Brook says, they should do dinner one night, like a double-date, and Nina asks if she thinks Michael would be okay with that. Brook says she loves her cousin, but they don’t see eye to eye on everything, and they’re adults. She thinks they should do it. It would be a blast. Sonny asks how long he’s known Brook. A long time, right? He knows when she’s buttering him up. What favor does she need?

Sasha tells Lucy, she didn’t realize her future with Deception had to be addressed. She is an equity partner after all. Lucy says, exactly, and her behavior as of late has made the company vulnerable. She doesn’t know if Sasha has noticed – she hopes Sasha has – but the business has taken a big hit. So perhaps Sasha could take a step back, just for a while, until she’s well. Sasha says she is well, and doesn’t like this one bit. She understands where Lucy is coming from though. She’ll take a step back from the fall campaign; the winter one too, if need be. All this drama should be forgotten by then… What? Lucy says, they’re going to need more than that.

TJ tells Brando that he heard about Sasha’s incident with Smoltz at the MetroCourt. He sent Brando a couple of texts, just checking in, but when he didn’t hear back, he figured Brando had a lot on his plate. Brando says, Sasha’s attorney came up with a strategy for her to avoid prison, and TJ says, it’s that serious? Brando says, it could be if they don’t find a way to address it. They had an appointment this morning with Dr. Rubin, who was going to pitch the potential solution to Sasha, but the session didn’t go as planned. TJ asks, how so? He’s not just Brando’s friend, he’s also a doctor, so any medical information Brando shares, he’ll consider privileged. Brando says, he’s felt so helpless. He couldn’t save his son, and couldn’t stop Sasha from spiraling. Now he’s worried he might have crossed a line.

Portia says she holds no ill will about Jordan’s part in Trina’s investigation. She thought she’d made that clear before. Jordan was just doing her job, and Portia knows that. Taggert says, and when push came to shove, Jordan helped lead the charge against Esme. Portia says, and all that is behind them anyway. She sees Spencer come in, and says she has to check on something. She leaves, and Jordan says she hopes she could extend the same grace to Portia if their roles were reversed, and Taggert says, he’s just glad she and Portia were able to mend fences. Maybe it’s time to leave the past in the past. Jordan flashes back to hearing Portia on the phone, saying, the genetic counseling isn’t concerning her; it concerns her daughter. Her medical history isn’t relevant. The screening is for her daughter’s paternal line. Jordan tells Taggert that she wonders if that’s ever truly possible.

Rory sees Spencer, and points him out to Trina. Cameron says, he was just with Spencer, and he didn’t mention anything about Trina’s party. He had no idea Spencer was planning to come. Trina says, neither did she. Spencer takes out the envelope containing the letter to Trina, looks at it, then puts it back in his pocket. Portia asks Trina if she needs anything from her, but Trina says she’s fine. In fact, she thinks she’d like a couple minutes alone with Spencer. Portia says, they’re here if Trina decides she needs back-up, and Trina goes over to him.

Spencer says, for a second, he thought Trina was going to have him escorted out, but she says, everyone just wants to mood for tonight to remain fun – for her and her friends. He says, which is why he wanted to congratulate her before he’s shipped off to Pentenville tomorrow, because they are friends. She says, no, Spencer, we’re not.

Dex and Josslyn dig through the garbage, and Dex asks if it’s her first dumpster dive. Or is she one of those progressive college kids who like repurposing old food? She says, gross, no. It’s her first time going through trash, public or private. He says she must love her little sister, and she says, of course (🍷) she does. Is he an only child? He says, no. He has siblings, but they don’t get along well, or at all actually. She says, sorry to hear that. She’s super close to all of her siblings. He says, it is what it is. He’s better off without them. She asks, what makes him say that? and he says, if he’d never moved on, he would have never come to Port Charles, and he woudn’t have crossed paths with the people he met here. She says, they should keep searching. They dig some more, and she tells him that her foot is stuck. He tries to help her, and she ends up falling, and pulling him down on top of her.

Brook asks if a girl can’t spend some quality time with her favorite non-biological uncle, and his second life partner. Nina says, she’s been called worse, and Sonny says, Brook is playing with fire now. Brook says, all right; he called her out. She does need a favor – she and Chase need a favor. She’s decided to follow in her mom’s footsteps, and become a behind-the-scenes force in the music industry. It’s been two years to the day she lost her voice, thanks to Nelle attacking her, and depriving her of the gift of singing. She may have been down, but she’s not out. She has a ton of experience in the music biz. She can still write songs, and take everything she’s learned, and help new talent and manage them, which is what she’s doing with Chase. She knows Sonny has a ton of connections, so she was hoping he could flex some of that muscle, and help her get Chase some gigs. What does he say?

Spencer says he knows he’s said some stupid and regrettable things to Trina, but this all started because they were friends last year. She says she can’t deny past; they were friends. Unfortunately, things have changed since then, and the most important thing she needs to do is to heal. She can’t do that if he’s still a part of her life. What he said on the witness stand when he tried to give her an alibi, she won’t forget that either. He sacrificed his own freedom to try and give her hers. That’s a big deal, but they both need to move on. She hugs him, and tells him to take care of himself in Pentenville. She really wants the best for him. Truly. She goes back to Rory, and Spencer takes out the envelope.

Josslyn tells Dex, 500 showers aren’t going to fix this. They were just lying in trash. Dex says, she was falling, and he tried to help her, but she’s strong. She says, the important things is, they just keep looking for the bracelet. They dig some more, and she says, ta-da! She found it; Avery’s bracelet. He asks if she’s sure, and she says she’s positive. He says, impressive, and she tells him, she had help.

TJ asks what Brando did that he thinks crossed a line, and Brando says, he was so desperate, and Sasha’s been making all kinds of rash decisions; about her health, her finances, even this legal situation. She has a problem with drugs, but she’s resisted treatment for months. That’s what led to all of this. He’s not judging; he’s speaking as a former addict himself. Sasha had a psychiatric break, and it didn’t happen privately. It happened during her appearance on the Home & Heart show. TJ says, he didn’t get to see it live, but he caught a clip on social media. It was rough. Brando says, then there was an incident with that reporter Smoltz where she lost it, and attacked his car. That’s when her attorney Martin Grey came up with the idea that the courts might be more lenient if she agreed to a guardianship. He would be her conservator. He’d be in charge of all her treatments, and he’d have power of attorney for her. TJ says he can see how an attorney would be in favor, and it could work, as long as Sasha agreed. Brando says, that’s where he screwed up. He didn’t include Sasha in the conversations, so when Dr. Rubin pitched it to Sasha, she snapped.

Sasha asks what Lucy is looking for, a public apology? Does she want Sasha to do another interview, open up a vein, and beg forgiveness? And for what? Grieving the loss of her son? For relapsing? Lucy says, it’s a lot more complicated than that, and Sasha knows it. Sasha has been struggling for some time now, and she’s made some rash decisions that have affected her well-being, and it’s also affecting the well-being of their company, She hates having to say this. It’s horrible to have to say, and horrible for Sasha to have to listen, but right now she is an equity partner in Deception, and has the power to make decisions for Deception, even if she’s not in the right head space to make them. Sasha says, enough. What’s the bottom line? Do they want to push her out of her company?

Chase asks if he can talk to Brook for a second, but she says, they haven’t even heard her Uncle Sonny’s reaction. So what does Sonny think? Sonny says he knows a few people who would book Chase as a favor to him, and Brook gets all excited, but he says, listen. The last time she came to him for a favor, it was about teaching Linc a lesson, and had nothing to do with Chase’s career. Chase says, she did what? and Brook says, Linc is a dirtball, and Chase has real talent. Booking him in some real venues, both promotes him and gets her a little payback on Linc. It sounds like a win-win to her. They’re just trying to set up their next chapter, and make sure Linc gets the punishment he deserves. Sonny says, that’s good enough for him; consider it done. Chase tells them that he has something to say.

Dex offers Josslyn his hand, but she says, she can do this herself. She gets out of the dumpster, and he says he gives her credit for finding the bracelet, but she’s probably going to have to buy her little sister a new once, since it smells so bad. Josslyn says she’s going to clean it, but she has to change her clothes before she goes to Trina’s party. He says, that’s why, no matter what the weather, it’s good to wear layers. He takes his shirt off, and she asks if he plans his day looking for chances to take his shirt off, and he says he hasn’t had any complaints so far. He could have kept his shirt clean, and let her look for her sister’s bracelet alone. She says he’s right, thanking him, and he says, anytime. He tells her to have fun at the party, and she leaves.

Spencer sits by himself, staring at the envelope, when Cameron comes by. He says he couldn’t hear what Spencer and Trian were saying, but he read their facial expression. Is he okay? Spencer says, not really, but he was just about to leave anyway. Cameron points to the envelope, and asks, what’s that? Spencer says he had this crazy idea he would confess everything in a letter to Trina. He would give it to her, and she’d read it and forgive him, and everything would be better again. Typical of him, always taking the easy way out. It was a stupid idea. Cameron says, it’s the first non-stupid idea Spencer has had all year.

Marshall congratulates Curtis on his engagement to Portia. Lord knows he’s glad he’s here to see it. Curtis says, they decided to fight for their relationship, the same way Marshall encouraged Trina to fight for her court case. Marshall says, she did the same for him. Because of Trina, he has a shot at doing something with his family. And Curtis? Curtis holds out his hand, and they bro hug.

TJ tells Brando, he can’t say he’s surprised. Who would love the idea of signing over their free will to someone else, even if it’s their spouse? Brando asks if TJ thinks he overstepped, but TJ says he’s not a psychiatrist; it’s not his place to say medically. And he’s not inside their marriage. Brando says he was going to bring up the idea of conservatorship to Sasha last week, he just… He just couldn’t muster up the courage. He convinced himself that Dr. Rubin could explain it better, being in a safe controlled environment, but that wasn’t the truth. TJ asks, what was the truth? and Brando says, it’s hard to admit, but he was ashamed of what he was asking Sasha to do.

Sasha tells Lucy that she demands an answer. Is Lucy kicking her out of Deception? Lucy says, no, they’re not voting her out, and Sasha says, what is she asking for then? Lucy says, they’re asking that she simply simple voluntarily put her fiduciary responsibilities and financial stake in Deception in a trust. Then they can monitor it until Sasha is deemed better. Sasha asks, who gets to decide when she’s better? Some doctor? Lucy?  Are they going to take a vote? Lucy says, no, but if Sasha doesn’t help them out here, cooperate, they’ll be forced to vote her out. But they don’t want to do that; they want what’s best for Sasha. So come on, just think about it. Take a step back from Deception, just for now. Sasha bangs on the table, and says, hell no!

Brando tells TJ that he never gives Sasha a chance to ask for help. He always oversteps before she’s ready, then she pushes him away. He doesn’t give her a chance to come to him. TJ says, there may be some truth to that, but the better question is, why is Brando telling all this to him and not his wife? Brando says, good point.

Chase says he means no disrespect to Sonny, but he sees Brook’s attempt at making him a popstar as more of a sabbatical. His first love is being a police officer, and he’s still holding out hope he’ll be allowed to be one again one day – if the Civilian Review Board allows it. Their lines of work don’t exactly overlap very well. Sonny says, he respects Chase’s honesty, but luckily, his business contacts in music venues are where he distributes coffee. Chase says, Sonny’s name alone has connections, and he’s on thin ice at the PCPD already. He just can’t risk it. Nina says she might have a potential solution. She’s really good friends with Curtis Ashford. She and Sonny could both put in a good word for Chase playing at The Savoy. Chase says he guesses if the ask is from Nina, he could live with that, and Brook says, that would be great. She thanks Nina, and of course (🍷) Uncle Dimples for taking the time to listen to her. Nina says she’s actually going to see Curtis because she wants to congratulate him on his engagement. She asks if Sonny will come with her, and they leave. Brook says, that worked out for the best. Chase will have a gig in no time. He tells her that she went way too far, and walks away.

Everyone is dancing, and Cameron tells Spencer, they all want Trina to have a fantastic time tonight. Spencer says, she deserves it, and Cameron says, she also deserves to know the truth. That way, she can make an accurate assessment of Spencer’s role in her life. He’s not saying because he thinks they have a chance to be together; it’s slim. He’s saying this because he learned the hard way, through his mom. Suppressing your feelings only leads to trouble. He thinks the fact Spencer came here, uninvited, to deliver that letter in person, rather than dropping it in a mailbox, says Spencer thinks that too. Cameron leaves, and Spencer ponders this.  

Brando tells TJ that Sasha has a Deception meeting at the PC Grill. He’s supposed to meet her afterward. That was, until everything blew up. TJ says he’s headed to The Savoy, and can drop Brando off at the Grill first. Brando says, it would be good for him and Sasha to talk about things when tensions are so high. Funny. You’d think that’s when you shouldn’t be talking about things.

Sasha says she’s not going to step back and be some phony figurehead, and Lucy asks her to keep her voice down. The last thing Deception needs is another public spectacle. Sasha asks if that’s why Lucy chose the Grill. Lucy thought she wouldn’t cause a scene in such an upscale place? Think again. She gets up, and screams, Lucy betrayed her. This is the company she put her blood, sweat, and tears into. Lucy gets up, and says, stop right now. Listen to her. She loves Sasha like a daughter, and Sasha knows that, but she’ll be damned if she lets Sasha jeopardize everything she’s worked her entire life to build. No way. Sasha says, like a daughter, huh? Yet at the first sign of trouble, she wants to shove Sasha off the lifeboat. Lucy says, this has been building for well over a year; it’s not the first sign. Sasha says, so Lucy just abandons her now, like everyone else? She screams, go to hell, Lucy! as a guy at the next table films her on his phone.

Jordan says, Trina’s really something, and Taggert says he’s just lucky he survived to watch her grow up. Sometimes she has a personality he doesn’t recognize. Trina’s definitely her own person. He’s a strategist, and he games everything. Portia is a healer, more holistic, but Trina leads with her heart. She’s a rescuer by nature, and wants to save the world. Sometimes he wonders where she gets it from. Jordan looks at Curtis.

Nina and Sonny come in, and Curtis excuses himself. Portia tells Marshall that she’s sorry Epiphany couldn’t make it tonight. She remembers studying for the MCATs and doesn’t envy her at all. How are things going between the two of them? Marshall says, they’re good. He told Epiphany about his diagnosis, and that woman couldn’t have been more supportive. He often wonders what could been had he been honest about his original diagnosis back in the day. He got blindsided. Maybe if he’d had symptoms when he was younger he coulda… Coulda, woulda, woulda, coulda. He might have been better prepared to handle it.

Curtis tells Nina that he’s glad she could made it. He says, Sonny, and Nina thanks him for the invitation. She knows they’re here to celebrate Trina, but she wanted to congratulate him on his engagement. She wants to congratulate Portia, and leaves. Curtis says he has to check on something, but Sonny follows him, and asks, what’s going on? Can they clear the air here? Why does he get the sense Curtis thinks he’s crashing the party? Curtis says, because he is, and Sonny says, Nina was invited, but he thought he and Curtis were friends. Curtis says, they did favors for each other, or so he thought, but it turns out it was only one-sided. Sonny asks if Curtis is still mad because he didn’t dig into Marshall’s arrest record.  

Josslyn arrives at The Savoy, and Josslyn asks why Rory didn’t tell her that he could dance. They sit at a table, and Rory says, it doesn’t really come up in casual conversation, and they’ve never gone out dancing. He usually tries to bust a move at weddings or parties with work people. There’s a cop banquet thing next month. People are supposed to bring their significant others if she’s ready for that. She says, what this whole trial thing has taught her is that she shouldn’t waste time being so cautious. So she’s ready to take the leap if he is. They kiss, and Spencer sees them through a curtain of streamers.

Cameron says, Josslyn finally made it; it’s good to see her. He was wondering what was keeping her. Did she go all the way home to change?

Filming dude tells his date that he can’t believe their catching the latest meltdown of the Basket Case of Deception. If he was my date, I’d dump my drink on his head and leave. Sasha snatches his phone out of his hand, and says, leeches. All of you are leeches. Is he just trying get a piece of her while she gets her life back on track? Dude says, it’s a public place. If you don’t want attention, act normal. She says, normal? Like he was normal filming her? She stomps on his phone, and he says, what the hell? She asks if this is crazy enough for him, and  the manager says he’s going to have to ask Sasha to leave. She yells, get your hands off me! and pushes him, but he grabs her. She freaks out, when Brando walks in. Lucy apologizes to the manager and insensitive dude, and Brando asks if Sasha is okay. She says, no, she’s not okay, and cries in his arms. She tells him that she needs help.

TJ hugs Jordan, and she says, he’s so late. Was there an emergency at the hospital? He says, no. He had to give a friend a ride, but Aunt Stella texted him. She’s on her way to the airport, and really wanted Trina to know how happy she is for her. Jordan says, maybe this will encourage Stella to stop traveling the world and stay put in Port Charles. He says he’d like that, but he’s glad Aunt Stella has the opportunity to see the world. To think that almost got taken away from her because of a technical glitch. Jordan asks what he’s talking about, and he says, she forgot? The ancestry website initially matched her with the wrong person before her cousin in London. It said she had a close relation in Port Charles.

Brook asks what Chase is talking about. She was kind of polite and everything. He says, that favor she asked Sonny; she never even asked him about it. The last thing he needs is to be associated with the mob. His reputation has to be on the up-and-up. She says, he’s right; she’s sorry. But all’s well that ends well, right? It turns out they owe Nina for the favor, not Sonny. He says he just wants to be clear. It’s important that she not put him in another compromising position again. Unless… He smiles, and she says, message received. She won’t compromise his integrity while they figure out how to take down Linc. He thanks her, and they hug.

Curtis says he doesn’t know what Sonny expected. He asked Sonny for a favor, and Sonny turned him down. He learned at that moment he can’t depend on Sonny. It’s that simple. Did everyone take unreasonable pills today? Sonny says, Curtis has no idea what he’s done to protect Curtis’s family, and Curtis says, here’s his chance… Forget about it. Sonny says he likes Curtis. Can’t they work this out? Curtis says, Sonny made the rules abundantly clear. He just doesn’t like them. Marshall asks if they’ve got a problem here.

Josslyn says she did change. She’s surprised Cameron noticed. He says he’s a little bit stupid, but she changed outfits completely. She says, it’s no big deal. She told him earlier, Avery lost her charm bracelet, and it was from Ava. She had to look for it, and Avery said she wore it to GH. So her search led her to a trash bin, and she did a bit of dumpster diving, which was pretty disgusting, but she ended up finding the bracelet. He says, his girlfriend is a certified badass. He’s sorry she didn’t call him though. He wouldn’t want her to do that alone.

Rory leaves to get some waters, and Trina gets up to walk around. She sees Spencer, and he tries to jet, but she stops him. He says he’s going to take her advice to heart. He’ll see her when he sees her. Have fun. On his way out, he drops the envelope, and she sees it. They both race to pick it up, but she gets there first. She asks, what is this?

Tomorrow, Marshall asks Sonny to leave; Spencer says, there’s something he’d like to tell Trina; Willow tells Nina that she’s here for Nelle; and Sonny says he’ll keep Selina’s offer in mind.

Below Deck Mediterranean

The title of this episode is Let Me Be Frank, and it reminds me of an old joke…

Mellieha Bay. We’re still at the wine tasting, and in Dave’s interview, he says, the guests are loving it. The problem is, he had everything ready to go up at once, and everyone could pour whatever wine they wanted. He’s trying to make interior’s life easier. The wine pairing is making everyone else’s life difficult. Dessert is served, and Storm tells the guests that he wants to go over things for tomorrow. We flash back to the preference sheet meeting, and primary Adam’s request for a water obstacle course for a friendly competition. Storm tells them to bring their drinking face and sports legs and body, because it’s going to go together. Kyle suggests the guests change into their PJs, and one of them says he should too. Kyle says, even though they’re supposed to be in uniform, he has to honor guest requests. Tasha tells Dave that the meal was hectic, but amazing, and he says, it was sh*t. In Tasha’s interview, she says, it probably wasn’t the best decision to do the wine pairing, but the guests are having the best time, and that’s all that matters. Kyle gets in his PJs, and tells Dave, well done, as he walks past.

Kyle gets applause when he shows up, and in Tasha’s interview, she says she thinks Kyle’s flirting is great, but she loves a good love story. She’s always been a rebellious angel. People think she looks innocent, but really she tries to get away with murder. Bad decisions make good stories. She joins the party, and they play Rose and Thorn. Guest Daniel says, meeting them was his rose, and Kyle and Tasha are like, oh, gee, aww. Someone asks about Kyle, and Kyle says he wasn’t expecting to be attracted to another individual for a while, but seeing Frank’s smile, he was shook. Frank has a warm aura that makes him feel comfortable, and he’d like to get to know him. In Kyle’s interview, he says, he could definitely be fired for this kind of interaction, but being part of the LGBTQIA+ community, it’s difficult to make this kind of connection. What’s more important, job or romance? Kyle jokes and talks with the guests as they all lounge on the couch, and in her interview, Tasha says, if Captain Sandy came by and saw this, they’d both be in trouble. As his boss, she should say something to stop it, but she feels like a bit of a c*ck block at the moment. She tells Kyle that she needs him for work stuff, and out of the guests’ earshot, she says she doesn’t want him to get into trouble. The guests go to bed, and Mzi teases that Kyle looked cozy on the couch. He likes Kyle’s commitment to the cause. The crew goes to bed.

In the morning, Courtney does her tender thing. Natalya is annoyed by how much she has to clean up, and bitches to Dave. In her interview, she says, she already has a full morning, so when Tasha and Kyle leave the place like a pig sty, she goes through the roof. Courtney and Natalya get out the outfits for the competition, and the suits for the women are red spandex with spaghetti straps and relax on the front in rhinestones. Natalya gripes to Kyle and Tasha about how much she’s had to do, and in Tasha’s interview, she says she thinks if the shoe was on the other foot, and Natalya was up until 4 am, she would have gone to bed too. It’s not the end of the world. The slide is blown up, and Storm tells Mzi if he can get to the top from the bottom, he’ll let Mzi slide for 3 hours. But of course, it’s impossible. Storm tells the deckhands to be cheerful and loud, shocking and vivey (whatever that means), and Jason says, he means American. In Storm’s interview, he says, now that he’s got a taste of being a bosun, he doesn’t want to be anything else. He wants to make the guests and the captain happy, so he can say he’s done everything he can do.

Kyle puts on the relax bathing suit, and everyone cracks up. He puts trunks over it before they go out because… you know why. Captain Sandy welcomes everyone to the mini Olympics, and introduces Team Adams Family versus Team Home. The guests get the advantage, or disadvantage, of having a shot before each challenge. They do a bunch of crazy/silly stuff, and it ends 5 to 3 with Team Adams Family winning. The captain says, back to work, but Kyle sheds his trunks and continues to frolic in the water with the guests. The captain starts repeating, back to work, like a mom boss, until Kyle gets the message. In her interview, she says, it’s a fine line when the guests want to mingle with the crew, and some of the crew don’t know when to end the fun. If you have respect for yourself and your industry, you don’t cross the line. She trusts every crew member, until they show they can’t be trusted. You just need to know where the line is, and not cross it. In Kyle’s interview, he says, he’s never been in this position before. Rule number one, don’t get intimate with guests. But he doesn’t want to lose this. He needs to figure out a way of showing interest without losing his job.

In Mzi’s interview, he says, he and Courtney have chemistry, but they like each other as good friends, nothing more. Dave makes a three-layer chocolate cake, with butter icing and white chocolate ganache, shaped like a ship. In his interview, he says, he did it once before, in all chocolate; The Black Pearl. We see a picture of him in a pirate costume holding a ship cake. Storm tells Jason to take a break for 15 minutes, which turns into 45 minutes. In his interview, Mzi says, there’s always one person in the work place who’s defiant. He has no respect for people like that. Know your job, and try to make chemistry work, not destroy it. Frank tells Kyle that he’s sad it’s the last night, but Kyle says, it’s never the last night, and they flirt some more. Natalya asks for help with decorating for the birthday party, and Storm sends Jason. Captain Sandy is impressed with cake, and says she’s loving the silver and gold décor. Kyle makes drinks that are mostly tequila based, and again I wonder, blech, why? Guest Liam turns into Bambi for the evening. Mzi and Courtney discuss Jason, and Courtney says, he should have more respect for the job. She’s had enough. She sees Jason nearby, and wonders if he heard, but Mzi doesn’t think so. In Jason’s interview, he says, they’ve got a clique, and he feels like an outsider. It sucks for sure. Courtney tells Mzi that she doesn’t want any drama. She’s keeping her mouth shut.

The guests are impressed with the dinner table, and Natalya is impressed with Bambi. In Natalya’s interview, she says, she’s not into girls, but could be for Bambi. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she says, she’s a child at heart, and loves cake like she loves puppies, but she also loves ships. She never had a chef make a ship cake. After the usual fabulous dinner, Dave brings out the cake, and Happy Birthday is sung badly. The guests get ready to go in the hot tub, and Natalya is overwhelmed in the laundry.  She tells Storm that she’s hit a wall, and he says he has too. In her interview, Natalya says she likes Storm, but she has trust issues. Her longest relationship was 7 weeks when she was 17. They were out for Valentine’s Day, and he left in the middle of dinner because his ex wanted him back. And he stuck her with the bill. In the hot tub, Adam says he feels like he’s in a big gay soup. Mzi tells Storm that Jason was a few minutes late for anchor watch, but he apologized. Frank goes over to where Kyle is tending bar, and says, it seems like he’s alone a lot with his job. Kyle says he is, and that’s why he struggles to find a partner. Frank says, Kyle has the gay wit he doesn’t, and Kyle says, it came from when he was growing up. It was a way out of awkward situations. Frank says, he’s like a deer in headlights, and Kyle says, that’s what makes him so cute. Guest Jennifer wonders if will happen, and in Kyle’s interview, he says, Frank is gorgeous, but giving him heart as well. Jennifer thinks they’ll be a thing, and wants to encourage them. The guests head to bed, and Kyle and Frank have a hug.

In Tasha’s interview, she says she sees messages from her boyfriend, but there aren’t enough hours in the day to chat. He’s having issues about her working with Dave, and she doesn’t know what she’s supposed to do. Frank texts Kyle, asking if they can hang out after charter, and Kyle texts back, inviting Frank to join the crew later. A pigeon tries to take up residence on deck, and nearly creams Captain Sandy when she comes out. Storm keeps trying to radio Jason, who finally emerges. Storm tells Jason that he called three times, and Jason needs to respond. In Jason’s interview, he says he’s sorry he’s not moving fast enough for Storm. He’s not a dog. Why is it a surprise to this guy that he’s an outsider? Liam wonders what they’re going to do for food rest of their lives. Courtney asks Mzi if heart palpitations are normal for docking. She’s scared, and it’s stressing her out. In her interview, she says, her brain is her biggest enemy. The more she thinks about something, the more scared she is to do it. She throws her lines, and they dock successfully. Captain Sandy tells the crew to meet for guest departure.

While hugging in the goodbye line, Frank says he wants to kiss Kyle, and Kyle says, they will later. Adam says, they made his 30^th more than he could ask for go. The crew went the extra million miles. They put out all the toys, even though they seemed super complicated, and a hassle. The crew became part of their family, and he’s profoundly grateful. He gives the captain the tip envelope, and they leave. Tasha says, that was a lovely speech, and Captain Sandy tells them to get in their reds, and turn the boat around. They spiff up the boat, and the captain calls them for the tip meeting. She tells them that she’s pleased with everyone. The cake was insane. The toys weren’t easy, but they conquered the slide. The games were great, and they did an awesome job. She’s decided to make Storm bosun, and everyone goes, yay! She says, congrats; he earned it. One thing she wants to talk about is the line on mingling with the guests. When she says, get back in uniform and back to work, that doesn’t mean go down the slide. They should be friendly, but in uniform, they’re professionals, and can’t forget that. In Kyle’s interview, he says, that won’t happen again, obviously, but thanks for pointing it out. The tip is $20K, or $1800 each. In Storm’s interview, he says, it’s like a crazy dream. He’ll try his best to kick ass. He’s seriously stoked. He’s going to enjoy the night out. Kyle says, Adam told them that they were like family. How do they know where the line is? Natalya suggests someone hang off the boat to show Kyle how low he is next to the guests.  

Courtney raps as they wash down the boat. Dave asks to talk to Tasha, and in his interview, he says, it’s like they’re both treading on glass. He wants to be friends, but they need to reach an agreement that suits them both. They sit on deck, and Dave says, they don’t have to be friends, but they need to work together. Tasha says, now that they both understand nothing is going to happen between them, they can get on with each other. He says he has lots of feelings for her, and his heart was broken. He was upset, and he’s not scared to say it. He’s a big boy, and still thinks she’s an amazing person. She says, sorry, and they hug

Grand Harbour. The crew gets ready to go out. In Dave’s interview, he says, if he indulges in spirits, he can’t hold his tongue. It’s easier to get along than have bad vibes, so tonight is going to be a clear night. He’s decided to stay on the boat. The rest of the crew goes to a bar, where they see the guests from the last charter. Frank and Kyle hug, and in Tasha’s interview, she says she’s finally free to be herself, and enjoy what she loves doing most – partying. Can Dave stay on the boat every night out? Kyle says he wants to take Frank places he’s never been (literally, that’s not romantic talk), and Frank says he hasn’t traveled enough. Natalya suggests she and Storm go back to the boat for vegemite toast and a movie. I’ve had vegemite. No thanks. In Storm’s interview, he says, Natalya keeps him on his toes. She’s a fierce little lady, and he likes her a lot. They others stay and dance for a while. When it’s time to leave, there’s lots of hugging. Kyle makes a heart sign to Frank before he gets in the car. In Kyle’s interview, he gets tears in his eyes and says, he’s waited a long time to have a moment like this.  He doesn’t know what will happen in the future. You don’t want to be away from someone who makes you feel so good. He gets out of the car, and yells, Frank, I love you! They run toward each other, and passionately kiss. Everyone screams with happiness, and fireworks go off. Again, literally. Okay, maybe figuratively too.

This season, girl power; Mzi in drag; Tasha says, when the guests are away, he mice will play; Captain Sandy says, the interior has to get organized, and it’s the last time she’s saying it; Storm and Jason clash; Storm has a conflict with Natalya; Tasha says she struggles with being alone; and a huge swell where someone gets hurt.  

💓 Best episode so far this season. And if you wonder what eventually happened:

https://www.monstersandcritics.com/tv/reality-tv/below-deck-med-is-kyle-viljoen-dating-charter-guest-frank-fray/

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Stop by tomorrow for soap, a spot of tea, and a bit of music. Until then, stay safe, stay being a beacon of light in a dark world, and stay not suppressing your feelings. It only leads to trouble.