What I Watched Today
(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)
General Hospital
Today’s GH Flashback was from May 14th – we’re getting close to the flashback finish line (see below). If you want to keep it short, I got you here, but if you like it long, go to:
At Charlie’s, Finn talked to Anna, and realized she wasn’t paying attention. He told her that he’d come across a rare case of alienitus, quarantined the patient, and last night, his chest burst open and a big slimy alien crawled out. She told him, that’s interesting, and he said it was friendly. So he gave it bath, called it E.T., and gave it to Violet for a pet. Finally listening, Anna said, very funny, and he asked if her mind was on Holly. Anna told him that she and Holly were frenemies. She’d always expected Holly to turn up again one day, but it wasn’t going to happen now. Finn said sometimes the best response to a sudden loss was a life affirming decision. She asked if he had something in mind, and he said he did. Sasha was still sleeping, fully dressed, when her phone woke her up. It was Maxie, who told her that she had five minutes to get to the photo shoot, or they’d find another model. Sasha flew out of bed. Maxie told Lulu that the photo shoot was about to implode, and take her career with it. At the MetroCourt, Laura told Jax that she just came from a fundraising breakfast, and thanked him for his generous donation to the homeless center. He apologized for not being there in person, but he had a breakfast meeting himself, and was waiting for Nina. He asked how things went, and Laura said, better than expected, thanks to him and some other generous donators. Jax said Laura had been good for Port Charles, and he was grateful for her hard work and integrity. She said she was only as good as the people she represented, and he said she had the ability to inspire people. Sasha ran into Nina in the elevator, and Nina asked if Sasha was having a tough morning. Sasha said Nina had no idea, but Nina thought she did. Martin met with Valentin, and told him that he’d acquired numerous ELQ shares from Quartermaines far and wide. Valentin said he still didn’t have controlling interest yet. Carly went to see Chase at the PCPD, and said she was sure he was aware that Willow and Michael had gotten married. She regretted what the decision had cost him. Michael got home where Diane was waiting. He told her that he’d been to Turning Woods, and told her about Mike. She said she was sure Sonny appreciated his support, but moving forward, he needed to make Wiley’s custody a priority. Stripping custodial rights from a mother was difficult, even a mother as bad as Nelle. He told her things might have gotten easier, and Willow walked in. Diane said, what a gorgeous ring, and Michael said it had belonged to his great-grandmother. Diane wondered if it now belonged to his wife, and Michael said they’d gotten married last night.
Finn told Anna that he thought it was time they planned their wedding, when Robert came in, saying, isn’t this cozy? They were acting like nothing had happened. He told Anna to stop going around town, telling people what they could or couldn’t say to him. Chase told Carly that he hoped Willow and Michael gave Wiley the life he deserved, and she said that was the plan; the custody hearing was today. He asked why she was there instead of at the courthouse, and she said there was someone she needed to thank. Nina said she’d heard Sasha and Michael broke up, and Sasha said Nina was right about her; she wasn’t good enough for Michael. Nina said Sasha had hurt herself most of all, and hoped she found peace and love, and that the pain she was feeling was gone forever. Lulu said Maxie worked best in a crisis, and Maxie said it was supposed to be her moment in the spotlight. She was taking a 90s cosmetics company and making it a power brand, but all she saw was her hopes and dreams disintegrating. Sasha ran in, and Charlotte told her that she looked terrible. Maxie asked the makeup artist to work her magic, and Sasha went to be transformed from a toad to a swan. Lulu told Maxie, the model was there, the makeup artist was working her magic, and Maxie had hot coffee. It was a straight road from there. Maxie said, until the next crisis. It was easier being number two, and all she could think about was, what would Nina do? Nina walked in, and said she would just ask the person whose opinion she trusted the most – Maxie.
Anna told Robert, the WSB was still investigating Holly’s death, and there was no evidence so far of foul play. If any was found, he’d be the first to know. Robert wondered if the investigation was evidence enough. Nina said she’d seen Sasha, and was there to offer Maxie moral support. Maxie said she appreciated it, but it was just making her more nervous. Lulu asked Nina to take Charlotte to watch the shoot, and Nina said no one knew how to manage a shoot like Maxie. She hadn’t left Crimson to second guess herself. She’d left to be the one who made the final decisions. Those who freaked out and played it small weren’t stars, and never would be. She told Maxie, toughen up, get the job done, and be a star. Jax told Laura that he was surprised Valentin hadn’t fought harder to hold on to the estate; he could have dragged it out for years. Laura said maybe Valentin realized it was a blessing and a curse, and she was sure he’d find a way to make money. Martin told Valentin that he’d used an intermediary to acquire the shares he’d gotten, but the Quartermaines seemed more preoccupied with Brook getting arrested and the custody battle for Wiley, for which he had to get to court. Valentin said it was time they looked into the other heirs. Drew was dead, and Jason had no interest in ELQ, but he wanted Martin to find out who was controlling the children’s shares. Diane said Willow was brave to marry into the Corrinthos and Quartermaine families. They were a bit difficult as individuals, but as a group, they were fearless, intelligent, and never boring, and Michael was the best of the lot. She thought they were a perfect match, and they’d be genuinely happy. She couldn’t imagine better parents for Wiley. She said to let her know where they were registered, and Willow told her, the only gift they needed was knowing Wiley was safe from Nelle. Carly told Chase that she’d thought noble people were stupid and suckers, until someone she loved gave up their happiness for her child. She eventually realized their sacrifice had changed everything. Michael had been a baby at the time, but it had made his life better. Chase hoped it worked out that way with Wiley, and Carly said the judge would see two people who loved Wiley, and would do anything to insure he had a happy and safe home. She said if he crossed paths with the person who’d made the sacrifice for Wiley, make sure they knew she would always cherish their selfless actions. Chase said he’d let them know.
Nina brought Charlotte to the MetroCourt, and Charlotte told Valentin how awesome the shoot was. She said she used to be mad at Sasha, but now she felt bad for her. Valentin praised her compassion, and said it wasn’t good to be angry and resentful all the time. Charlotte thanked Nina, who said maybe they could have a girls night out this week. Laura and Jax came by, and Valentin left to take Charlotte to school. Nina apologized to Jax for being late, saying she had a special delivery. Laura thanked Jax again, and left. Jax asked what Nina wanted to talk about, and she thanked him for his help with Charlotte, but said she couldn’t lean on him forever. It was time for her to take control of her own life. Maxie barked orders at everyone, and Lulu said she’d make an excellent general. Maxie said she knew her bossiness would come in handy one day. Sasha came back and asked where Maxie wanted her, and Maxie left to find the photographer. Lulu wanted to ask Sasha some pre-shoot questions, and wondered what it was like to be involved with the launch, and where Sasha saw herself in five years. Sasha said she was trying to take it one day at a time, and couldn’t imagine tomorrow, much less five years from them. She started to cry, and Maxie returned. Maxie asked what Lulu said to her, and Lulu said she’d just asked Sasha about her future. Maxie said the makeup artist had probably left, and asked for a moment alone with Sasha. She told Sasha that Lulu shouldn’t have asked about the future. Sasha probably had no idea where Chase fit in. Sasha said they weren’t together, and started to cry again. Maxie said she wanted to care about Sasha’s personal life, but not today. Today, they were businesswomen, whose future depended on the launch. Sasha needed to pull it together. They didn’t have the time or money to postpone it. Get it together and smile. She could cry afterward. Maxie told Sasha not to make her regret giving up her career. At the courthouse, Carly asked Martin if his client was still sleeping under her rock, and Martin formally introduced himself. Carly told him that she’d be lying if she said it was a pleasure, and he asked if she didn’t believe everyone was entitled to a fair hearing and to be represented. She said she believed in justice for those who deserved it. He agreed, and she said she’d tell her husband how he felt – Michael’s father, Sonny Corinthos. Martin knew who he was, didn’t he?
Sasha fixed her makeup, and flashed back to Michael confronting her and Chase, and asking how long the affair had been going on. Anna told Robert that there was no proof the ship went down, and Robert asked if she thought Holly might be alive. She said that’s why she didn’t tell him. If there was a glimmer of hope, he’d chase ghosts like he always did. Robert told Finn, they’d thought Holly had died in a plane crash, but she was really in a coma from a car crash. Finn said that was quite a coincidence, and Robert said she’d tried to return. Anna finished for him, saying that she and Robert were involved by then, and Holly stayed away, but she wasn’t the only one missing this time. Robert said there were enough discrepancies for Anna to talk to his brother, and asked if she believed Holly wasn’t dead. She said she wasn’t sure, and Robert said he had calls to make. One of Maxie’s assistants found Sasha in the makeup room, and handed her a vial of cocaine – a little something to get her through the shoot. Sasha said she didn’t, and the assistant said she didn’t either, except on really tough days. (So, would that be every day?) Chase showed up at the photo shoot, and asked Lulu if it was over. Lulu said Maxie had sent everyone on break; she was trying to salvage the day. Chase asked, what happened? and Lulu told him to tell her. Sasha was a mess. She overslept, was hungover, and couldn’t stop crying. Chase said he was sorry, but Lulu said it was too late for apologies. She’d thought he was a decent good guy, but he was just hiding the jerk underneath. Lucy and Maxie were going to lose their investments and reputations if the shoot didn’t happen. She told him to talk to Sasha, and maybe they could salvage their careers and their lives. Martin told Carly that he knew who Sonny was, and how those who displeased him disappeared. Carly said she didn’t know what he meant, and he said he was sure she was well-instructed on how not to incriminate herself or Sonny. She said her husband was a businessman, but he did have powerful connections; connections that a lawyer might find lucrative. Diane arrived with Michael and Willow, and Martin said, a sudden marriage before court, and wondered if he had to keep an eye on them. Diane said who was she to stand in the way of a happy, committed, stable family? and everyone went into court.
Valentin found Laura sitting at his table, and she asked how Charlotte was. He said she was fine. He’d dropped her off at school, and they were going riding later. He appreciated whatever she’d said to Lulu. She said he should thank Charlotte. She ran away when she thought they’d separated. Valentin said he’d intended on letting her go for her own good, but he realized it looked like abandonment, and would have the opposite effect. He was abandoned, and look what happened to him. Laura said she’d persuaded Lulu to compromise for Charlotte’s sake, and not to make her regret it. Lulu told Maxie that she’d sent Chase in to talk to Sasha; it couldn’t get worse. Maxie said Chase was the guy who’d blown up Sasha’s life, and if he and Sasha had a mutual meltdown, this was over. Sasha asked Chase what he was doing there, and he told her Carly told him that she was grateful for what they’d done. Sasha asked if Carly admitted she knew they’d faked the affair, and he said, not in so many words. She said she appreciated what she called their sacrifice. Sasha said she didn’t think it would be this hard, and he said, neither did he. Nina told Jax that Sasha wasn’t having a good morning, and she’d felt the need to comfort her. Then she dropped by the shoot, where Maxie was drowning in self-doubt, and she wanted to boost Maxie’s self-confidence, and gave her a pep talk. After that, Charlotte needed her. Her point being, she knew she’d told Jax that she didn’t want go down that rabbit hole and look for her daughter, but denying her feelings wasn’t helping. She needed to know. Jax asked if she wanted his help, and she said, absolutely not. Michael asked what Carly said to Martin, and she said she just reminded him of who Michael’s father was. Diane told her not to try to intimidate Martin. He was going to do his best to goad her, and paint her as a domineering, controlling woman, who wanted to wrest her grandson from the arms of his loving mother. Martin came in, and Diane said, underneath his Southern charm, Martin was a shark, ready for blood. Judge Lowe took the bench, but Nelle was nowhere to be seen.
Finn said he’d never seen Robert so upset, and Anna said, Robert and Holly had a unique relationship. They would fight and makeup, Holly would leave and Robert would go after her. She didn’t think Robert had ever stopped loving Holly. Finn said he could see Robert’s need for her to be alive, and Anna said she was afraid Robert was going to lose himself, and neglect everything else in his desperate quest. Finn asked if she thought there was a chance Holly was alive, and she said there were always questions with a maritime accident. Until and unless Holly’s body turned up, she didn’t think Robert would accept she was gone. Chase told Sasha, when Michael and Willow had custody of Wiley, they’d see it was worth it. Michael and Willow may never know the part they played, but they did a good thing. She said Chase was coping better than she was, and he said he’d barely gotten out of bed; the Chief of Detectives had called him. All he can think about is Willow’s smile and the sound of her voice. Sasha said she couldn’t get out of her own head, and she was ruining Lucy and Maxie’s dreams. Chase said they were her dreams too, and to make them start happening today. She asked him to tell Maxie that she’d be right out. Laura said it was proven Valentin wasn’t a Cassadine, and he said he was aware of that. What was her point? She wondered if Nikolas and Spencer were free from his retribution, and he said he was no fan of Nikolas, but he had no plans for that. They were safe. Laura said second chances were rare. Valentin could write his future, and decide who he wanted to be. She hoped he used it wisely, and became the man he was meant to be. He asked who that was, and she said, a man who puts family first, before money and power. He asked if she thought he could be that man, and she said, the question was, did he want to be?
Maxie asked Chase if he was 200% sure Sasha was okay. He said he thought so, and she said that didn’t sound like 300% (not a typo). He said he explained what matters, and Sasha breezed in. She asked why everyone was hanging around, when they had a dream to make come true. Let’s get this party started. Maxie told Chase, get out. We saw the makeup table, with the empty vial sitting on it. Brilliant of Sasha to leave it there, especially with a cop walking around. Nina said she didn’t need Jax or anyone else to undertake the journey that should be hers. If her daughter was out there, she’d sure as hell find her herself. In the hallway outside the courtroom, Martin called Nelle, leaving a message for her to get there now. He went back in and thanked the judge, assuring him that Nelle would be there soon, and sent her deepest apologies for being late. Diane told Michael not to get ahead of himself, and Michael asked what the best case was if Nelle didn’t show up. Diane said the judge had all the documents, and could rule in his favor. Judge Lowe asked if Martin’s client was in the courthouse, and Martin said he was sure she was. The judge said they’d waited long enough, when Nelle blew in, wearing a wedding dress and carrying a bouquet. She said, the most incredible thing just happened, and flashed he ring at everyone.
It Finally Happened…
On Monday, the wait is over for all new GH episodes.
Below Deck Mediterranean
Captain Sandy tells Kiko that she doesn’t want to ruin her reputation, but it’s not a beat-up session; it’s a reality session. The food has to be spectacular, and he needs plating and organizational skills. He also needs to learn how to take the pressure. In Kiko’s interview, he gets weepy, and says the captain’s words hurt a lot. He tried his best. Jess ices her finger. She wants to show Hannah how squashed her finger is, but Hannah doesn’t want to see it, and asks if Jess can just help scrub the bathroom.
It’s time for the preference sheet meeting. The primaries are Sean, an entrepreneur (isn’t everybody?), record label owner, and a dabbler in real estate; along with his wife Crystal, an ad executive. They’re going to be celebrating their anniversary, want to take a shopping excursion, and want a Vegas party, as well as a hip-hop themed 90s night. It’s a four-day charter, and in her interview, Hannah says, one extra day added makes a difference. It’s harder for interior and the chef. Captain Sandy says she doesn’t want guests to see an empty table, and wants to kill it this charter. Rob is ready to have a humdinger. I’m not sure if he means a good time, some kind of drink, or something completely different.
Rob snuggles Jess, and in her interview, Jess says she’s due to have an actual successful relationship. A producer asks if she and Rob are in one, and she says she thinks so… kind of. Alex flirts with Bugs in the crew mess. She tells him to be up front, like Rob, and not play hard to get. In Alex’s interview, he says, last night was terrible. We flash back to his shrinkage in the cold hot tub. He says when he’s drunk, he gets out of control and doesn’t have a chance. The crew gets ready to go out, but Kiko wants to rest. He has a lot of sh*t to do. Bugs comes out in a really cute mini dress, with tons of hair ornaments and jewelry. She says she loves accessories. It’s her thang.
The crew goes to a restaurant, while back on the boat, Kiko tries to organize the galley. In his interview, he says he comes from a country where there wasn’t a lot of support for his choices. He thinks whether or not you can do something, you should always try to do well with your chance. Alex says things went sour in the galley, and asks Hannah if she thinks Kiko is going to last. She says she hopes so. Rob feeds Jess, and Alex says he loves Bugs’s passion. Malia asks when they’re moving into the same cabin. In Bugs’s interview, she says she thinks Alex is cute, but she holds back from potential relationships because of fear of rejection. When she was fourteen, a guy told her that she wasn’t the one for him, and it was a huge turning point. She’d never allow herself to be set up for heartbreak again. Wow. She gave up early. Rob tells Alex that he has a chance, and just keep going the way he is. They move on to a club that’s very Vegas; an outside elevator, lots of flashing lights, and people in costume. Malia tells Jess that Hannah seems off. In Hannah’s interview, she says she’s connected with one person, and he isn’t there. Bugs tells Malia that, to be honest, the chef is a great guy, but… Malia says, that doesn’t cut it. If Hannah and the captain keep supporting him, it could have an impact.
Kiko plays guitar alone in the crew mess by himself. In his interview, he says he’s freaking out, but he’d never quit. He keeps imagining his father and mother. They had a painting store, and it grew fast, but people started stealing from them, and at fifty-four, his father was broke. He’s a fighter, and he’s back now, so Kiko learned to never stop trying. The crew heads back to the boat. Rob and Jess cuddle in Jess’s cabin. In Jess’s interview, she says she thinks she manifested him. Her spiritual therapist made her write a list of what she wanted. She listed sensitive and intuitive, but not an emotional trainwreck. A former bad boy, but a nice guy. In the crew mess, Alex tells Bugs that he respects her a lot, and thinks she’s an awesome person. At the end of the day, she might not care, but he’s having a hard time explaining. She takes his hand across the table, and he says he’ll see her in the morning. In Alex’s interview, he says she wishes he had a breathalyzer that said, buddy, stop talking. He sees a red light, but he’s still going 90 mph through it.
Hannah tells Kiko that she needs him to stay. Malia tells the deckhands, they’re going from top to bottom, and Hannah meets with the stews. She says Bugs will do lunch and dinner service to insure service flow. There are issues in the galley, and Kiko needs support as much as possible. The deckhands talk about their laundry, and Rob says his underwear was a different color. Hannah tells Jess, she doesn’t know what’s going on in laundry, but it needs to change. Bugs suggests shelves with the crew numbers on them. Provisions arrive, and Captain Sandy hears Malia tell the deckhands that she wants a quick chat on the aft deck. Malia tells them that they need to step up as a team. If a guest is out there, greet them, and don’t assume someone else did. They need to keep the pace up. The captain hears Malia tell Hannah, Jess claimed laundering the uniforms wasn’t a priority. Captain Sandy joins them, saying, that’s not the case. She tells Hannah that Jess either gets it right this time, or she’s getting another strew. She’s tired of excuses. Jess has a great attitude, but she needs someone who does their job, and Hannah can tell Jess that she said that. Malia is excited that boyfriend Tom is coming to visit, saying, it will be refreshing to have intelligent conversation with a man on board.
Hannah says tells Jess what Malia said about the uniforms, but Jess says that wasn’t the case; she didn’t say they weren’t a priority. Hannah says Captain Sandy overheard Malia, and said Hannah needs to whip her into shape or she’ll find a replacement. Jess asks if she going to be fired over a miscommunication, and Hannah says, make sure she’s giving 100%. Jess says she is, and in her interview, she says she loves Hannah and loves working with her, but she’s also making Jess’s job more difficult, and making her look bad. Being the third stew is like being her little bitch. She’s not supposed to remember everyone; it’s not her job. We flash back to the dinner where the guests sat unattended. Malia says she’s psyched for the next charter. Jess tells Malia that she wants to clarify something. She’d said the crew’s personal clothing during charter wasn’t a priority. Next time, talk to her, so it doesn’t get to he captain. Malia says Captain Sandy was sitting there, and had asked about her uniform. In Malia’s interview, she says she has no time to supervise Jess, but she feels for her. Instead of being hard on her and hurting her feelings a little, Hannah keeps throwing Jess under the bus, but Jess has no voice to stand up to what the problem is. Jess tells Malia that the captain threatened to fire her, and Malia says the laundry doesn’t just fall on Jess; things need organization. She didn’t mean to throw Jess under the bus. Captain Sandy radios for the crew to get in their whites.
A load of gorgeous people arrive, and the crew greets them. Captain Sandy says she wants to get off the dock as soon as possible, and Crystal says she wants a conversation with the chef to make sure everything is copacetic. In Kiko’s interview, he says, the guests are going to be very picky. The guests are given champagne and warm towels. Alex takes a look at all the luggage, and says he didn’t know they were having twenty guests. Hannah gives the tour. When they get to the galley, everyone says hey to Kiko, and a guest steals an oyster. The boat starts to move out. In Alex’s interview, he says he had a 1.9 GPA and a disability, while his sister’s GPA was 4.0. When he found yachting, he was in his element. He didn’t need to open a book to know what he was doing. Rob steals a kiss from Jess. Oysters are served, and the table is set for lunch.
Hannah tells Kiko to get as much information as he can from the guests. He goes up to meet with them, and Crystal and Sean joke that they don’t want any vegetables, meat, or fish. Kiko says all the preference sheets are different, and he’s going to follow what’s there, so everyone is happy. One guest tells him that when they do a making-it-rain gesture, he’s good. Everyone cheers. In his interview, Kiko says this will make his life much easier. The ship is anchored, and Hannah tells Kiko to put the steaks on. Hannah tells the guests that they can be seated when they’re ready. They’re ready now, and paella and filet mignon are served. The guests declare the food great. Captain Sandy comes by, and they tell her it’s fantastic. Crystal invites the captain to join them at their anniversary dinner, and she says she’d be delighted. The guests toast to living their best and their blessed life. The captain tells Kiko to put the gravy on the side next time. In his interview, he says, it seems like she wants to change him, and not help him anymore. Sean and Crystal go out on a jet ski, and take a spill. Malia is a rescue diver, and dives in. Alex and Pete follow, and right the jet ski, while Malia helps the couple back to the boat. She asks if Crystal is good, and says, it can be scary. She tells Alex, it was their first emergency, and he handled it well; nice job. In his interview, he says, Malia is a badass; she’s awesome.
Hannah tells Kiko that the captain will be at the anniversary celebration. Malia tells the captain that the guests had a rough go at water sports, but everyone is fine. Crystal tells Malia, they need more girls on deck. Captain Sandy sees a squall coming, and says, it’s getting rough. They’re going to have to go to the dock. Everything is brought in, and they head for Sóller, Spain. Some of the guests nap on deck, and Bugs tells them, enjoy. Hannah phones boyfriend (another) Tom, and says she needs to help Kiko; he’s struggling. She’ll be home soon, and can’t wait to get back to normal life. Bugs creates a beautiful burgundy and gold table setting, and in her interview, she says she has mad drive when comes working. A captain told her that she’d never last as chief stew because she lacked experience, and she burned to prove them wrong. She puts up balloons that say, 15, and Captain Sandy says she’s so talented. Hannah mumbles that she hates this boat. The guests are seated, and Sean says, twenty-five years ago, it was love at first sight, and he looks forward to another twenty-five. The table toasts to their anniversary. Kiko is nervous about the captain being at the table. In his interview, he says he’s not fancy. That’s not how he cooks, and he can’t change himself. The guests keep calling him everything but Kiko – names like Keedo and Kido – which I find really rude, and I’m surprised.
The guests say the starter is beautiful, and Hannah relays that to Kiko, and says they’re raving about the food. Keep it up. Bugs and Alex help in the galley. One of the guests says, Kido makes it delicious, and Hannah tells Kiko, everybody’s happy. Hannah tells Malia that she was thinking about sending Bugs and Alex on the excursion, and asks if that’s okay. Bugs says, but is it okay with her? Alex jokes that he doesn’t feel comfortable. In Bugs’s interview, she says she’s become a weirdo with relationships. Crystal says Kiko’s presentation is superb, and Captain Sandy tells Kiko, nice job; she liked it. In her interview, the captain says she’s never had a problem with the flavor, but Kiko needs more super yacht style. She hopes he blows it out of the park tomorrow. After dinner, it’s lights out.
In his interview, Kiko says he’s totally ready for the second day. Jess sets the breakfast table, and Bugs tells her how pretty it is. In Jess’s interview, she says, Bugs is a good influence. Jess tells us that she generally does her jobs as best as possible, and she’s probably at 90%. She thinks that’s good. A guest wonders what they’re going to see today, and Sean says he doesn’t know; that’s part of the adventure. Bugs and Alex bring the guests to what looks like a trolley. In Bugs’s interview, she says, it’s one of the world’s oldest electric trams. It gets thisclose to the shops and restaurants, I get nervous. In Alex’s interview, he says he likes Bugs. She’s weird, and can go from working hard to goofy. It’s super cool and cute, and he’s definitely into it.
Kiko confers with Hannah on the Las Vegas party. He’s thinking finger food, and Hannah suggests truffle fries and nachos. The guests go to the south side of Sóller, which is charming and quaint. In Bugs’s interview, she says, it’s beautiful, and the perfect date… day. Now she’s embarrassed. Everyone tries on hats, and Alex buys a visor for Bugs. She asks if she looks bougie. He gives her a hug, and the guests cheer.
The guests begin their return, and Bugs radios Hannah that they have a twenty minute ETA. When they get back to the boat, they’re met with fancy shots. In Kiko’s interview, he says he’s never been to Vegas. On TV, it sounds fancy, but he’s trusting Hannah. Crystal tells Hannah that she wants to do something wild, and wants the crew to do it with them. The crew talks about Vegas, and Alex suggests the guys wear bow ties with no shirts. Bugs says they can be the Wellingtondales, and finds Columbina masks for the women to wear. Bugs decorates the table, and Captain Sandy says, it captures the spirit of the night. Kiko uses a blow torch on the nachos. In Hannah’s interview, she says when she sees what he’s sending out, it’s not what she had in mind. In Malia’s interview, she says she doesn’t want to be the one to tell him what he can serve to the guests, but the nachos are disgusting. They do look awful, and so do the fries. Crystal says, Kiko better get it together, and Sean says it’s the most fried food he’s eaten in years. No one looks happy, and Crystal says, it’s not like last night. Kiko gives Bugs a plate of brownies decorated like dominos, and in her interview, she says serving brownies with nachos is unheard of. Captain Sandy wonders what’s up with the brownies, and Bugs says Kiko told her it was like a buffet. The captain says this concerns her, and tells Kiko, the guests can eat the brownies afterward. She asks the guests how dinner is, and they tells her, good, but too much fried food. Sean says, to each his own, and the captain sees the nachos. She asks Hannah, what is that? In Hannah’s interview, she says, this is really not good. After this, she’s definitely going to need therapy, Xanax, and Valium; anything she can get her hands on. Crystal says, it’s like a kid’s birthday party. In the captain’s interview, she says something like this would never be served on a super yacht in a million years.
Captain Sandy asks, who put out the nachos? and Bugs says she did; she was told to. The captain says Bugs should have called her. In Bugs’s interview, she says, if this is Hannah and Kiko’s idea of Vegas night, what is she going to do? The captain asks Hannah why she served the nachos, and Hannah says she didn’t; Bugs did. She’s sorry, but that’s what came out of the galley. In her interview, Captain Sandy says, it’s shocking, especially after the last charter season. We flash back to Mila making crappy nachos. Sean says the service was great, and the guests toast to great service, and to Captain Sandy keeping it real. Kiko asks Bugs if everything was okay, but she says she doesn’t know. She caught the tail end of a conversation. He says Hannah told him it was okay, and Bugs tells him the guests thought it was like a kid’s birthday party. In Kiko’s interview, he says he did what Hannah told him, and now he’s getting nervous. The captain goes to the galley, and says the nachos were really awful. He says he was never in Vegas, so he googled it and spoke with Hannah. She tells him, leave Hannah out of it; it’s not her fault. That should never be served on a super yacht. She’s seen things at a kid’s birthday party that were better. It’s beyond. Bugs tells Hannah, she loves Kiko, but he’s spiraling. The captain tells Kiko, the clients are being nice, but the others are looking at her. He asks if he should apologize, but she says, no. Don’t bother. That he has to google something concerns her. He asks if she liked the food yesterday, and she says it’s what would be served to the crew. He says, if she wants to fire him, he tried. She tells him, just get through the charter. Do his food. He says he understands. If he leaves, he leaves. She says, finish the charter, and he says, don’t worry. He’ll leave.
Next time, Malia hunts for Rob, the 90s party happens, Hannah hates her effing job, and has a panic attack.
🥀 Gone But Not Forgotten…
Another spate of celebrity deaths, in order of demise. First, John Saxon, who did his share of horror films, most notably, Nightmare on Elm Street.
Regis Philbin gets his final answer.
https://nypost.com/2020/07/25/the-late-regis-philbin-was-a-one-of-a-kind-tv-talent/
I have to admit, I thought Olivia de Havilland had died already, but she was 103.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/26/entertainment/olivia-de-havilland-dies/index.html
✂️ Cutting It Short…
I’m writing articles for a new website, and haven’t quite gotten my scheduling down yet. I have an article due tomorrow, and still need to do some editing, but I’ll have some tea and real estate for you in my next post. If you want to check out my first article on the Snowpiercer TV series, go to:
https://mupoentertainment.com/theresa-krakauskas/
Until then, stay safe, stay present, and stay away from gatherings of hundreds of people. Apparently, that is not going well.
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