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August 5, 2024 – The Aftermath Of Kristina’s Fall, Goddess Birthday On Deck, Best Collaboration Ever & Bye

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts, recaps, and the whole GH enchilada on Fridays)

General Hospital

Josslyn knocks at Dex’s door, and he asks if she’s okay. She says, physically, she’s fine, but she’s not okay. He hugs her.

At the hospital, Natalia thinks they should go, but Blaze says, Kristina is her girlfriend and it’s an emergency. Natalia says, it’s not the place for them. Blaze and Kristina have only been seeing each other about six months, and everyone here is related by blood. They’re family and Blaze is not. She thinks the respectful thing to do is let the family hold vigil as a family. They don’t need to get into it here. They leave.

In the interrogation room, Dante says, there are multiple discrepancies in Ava’s story. When Kristina showed up at her hotel room, were the curtains open or closed? It looked like there was a struggle. Outside, Trina watches through the window, and Chase comes by. She asks if he’ll need her statement, and he says, someone will take it shortly. He knows she and Ava are friends, but thinks it’s best if they kept their distance. Trina asks if there’s any news on Kristina.

Molly runs into the hospital and asks TJ, what’s going on? Is Kristina in labor? She’s not due for another 3 weeks. He says, there’s been an accident and Kristina was hurt. They’re giving her an emergency C-section. Molly asks if Kristina and the baby are going to be okay.  

Josslyn tells Dex that she was in the water, but doesn’t remember getting in. She didn’t know who it was, but given how they fell, she thought there was probably a spinal injury, so she was super careful turning them over. She saw it was Kristina, and it was so awful. She cries and says she froze for a second. She was afraid to move Kristina in case it would cause more damage. That second might have made all the difference. He says he’s sure it did. It sounds like she was assessing the situation. Her lifeguard training kicked in and she calmed herself, then she knew what do in the next second. It sounds like she saved Kristina’s life. She’s alive, isn’t she? Josslyn says, as far as she knows, and Dex says, Josslyn got her as far as the paramedics, then it was up to them and the doctors. She says, what if she’s not okay? Or the baby? She has a horrible feeling one of them won’t make it.

Anna meets Chase at the station, and they go into the interrogation room.

Ava says she’s sorry her answers aren’t satisfying Dante. It happened so fast. How is Kristina doing? Anna says, there’s no news, and tells Dante to go to GH. Dante says, Ava’s statement has inconsistencies, but Anna says she’ll fill in the blanks and they’ll compare notes later. He should be with his family. Chase says he’ll take it from here, and Dante leaves. Ava says she appreciates that Dante is distraught and related to Kristina, and he keeps trying to persuade her to confirm his theories instead of letting her explain. Anna says, Chase isn’t distraught, and he’s not related to Kristina. He’ll continue the questioning. She’ll interrogate the witness. She leaves, and Chase asks what Ava remembers from the moment Kristina walked in until she fell. Ava says, first she needs to say it was just a horrible accident.

Alexis says she doesn’t know anything other than Kristina fell out of the north tower in the MetroCourt and into the pool, thank God. Molly asks if she and the baby are alive, and Alexis says, yes. Kristina sustained multiple injuries and they’re doing an emergency C-section to save the baby. TJ wonders what Kristina was doing at the MetroCourt, and Alexis says, she was in Ava’s suite, but she doesn’t know why. Molly says she knows why, and looks at Sonny.

Dr. Park says he’ll notify the family that the baby didn’t make it, when Kristina wakes up. The doctor tells her to lie still, and she asks where her baby is. What happened?

Kristina asks to see the baby, and Dr. Park says, they’re going to give Kristina a mild sedative. She says, tell her what happened with the baby, and he says, they did everything they could, but the injuries were too severe. She didn’t survive. Kristina asks if he’s saying they couldn’t save the baby, and he says he’s sorry. She asks if he’s sure they did everything they could, and he says he’s sorry. She says she had a girl? and he says, she did. She says she had a daughter. She needs her sister. She as to be the one to tell Molly. She cries.  

At the Bistro, Natalia orders a bowl of chicken soup for Blaze. She says, obviously Blaze’s blood sugar was crashing, and Blaze says she counts herself lucky. Most stage mothers starve their daughters. But she’s still angry that Natalia made her leave. Natalia says she didn’t mean to upset Blaze. She was wrong and she’s come to accept that Blaze loves Kristina. Blaze says, Natalia can’t bring herself to say they’re in a relationship, and Natalia says she’s trying. Blaze says, try harder, and Natalia says she wants to understand. Help her do it. She wants Blaze to tell her about she and Kristina.  

Dr. Park tells the family that Kristina is awake. She’s in the ICU asking for her sister Molly. Molly jets, and TJ asks, how’s the baby?

Chase tells Ava to start from the beginning, she says, Kristina showed up at her room. As he knows, her father is Sonny Corinthos, and they’re involved in a custody hearing. Kristina was subpoenaed to testify. Chase asks, on whose behalf? and she says she’d hoped it would be hers. Kristina is aware her father is too volatile to have custody. She witnessed him brutally beating one of their cadets at Chase’s wedding reception. She’s sure Chase is aware of it. Her attorney subpoenaed Kristina to talk about that, and she showed up at Ava’s room. She shares her father’s temper. Maybe she’s bipolar as well, since manic is the only way to describe her. (I literally gasp, since suggesting something like that without being a medical professional is a big no-no.) Chase asks, what happened? and Ava says, Kristina barged in. She was overwrought and not listening to a word Ava said. She tried to calm Kristina down… She flashes back to berating Kristina about her mother and father, but tells Chase that she suggested they sit down and talk it out. She tried to remind Kristina that being upset wasn’t good for the baby, but Kristina kept screaming at her. She wasn’t making any sense. She flashes back to Kristina saying that if Ava forced her to testify against Sonny, she’d tell the court about Ava’s involvement in Morgan’s death and how she murdered Connie. Ava tells Chase that she asked Kristina to go, kindly and politely, but she just wouldn’t leave. Chase asks if Ava attempted to guide or escort her out, but Ava says she would never handle a pregnant woman that way, much less one that was enraged. She never laid a finger on Kristina. Chase asks, then what happened? and Ava says, Kristina came rushing at her. It was terrifying. She got out of the way, but Kristina was in a blind rage and tripped over a shoe. She didn’t see it until after Kristina fell. She could barely believe what happened. She saw Kristina go through the glass and heard it shatter and heard the most awful scream. It happened so fast, she couldn’t do anything to stop it. She prays Kristina and the baby will be all right.

Molly goes to Kristina’s room and asks how she’s doing. The nurse says she’s stable, but she’s lost a lot of blood and needs rest. Molly asks if she should come back, but Kristina weakly says her name. Molly goes over to the bed and says, the doctor told her that Kristina was asking for her. Kristina says, the baby… and Molly starts to cry.

Dr. Park tells the family, Kristina sustained an abruptive placenta in the fall. Despite all their efforts, they couldn’t save the baby. He’s sorry. Everyone looks sad, and Alexis hugs Sonny and cries.

Anna asks when Trina realized something had happened, and Trina says, when she heard the scream. She saw someone land face down in the pool and she froze. Luckily, Joss and Gio got her out of the pool safely. Anna asks if she noticed anything else, and Trina says she looked up, trying to see where Kristina came from – she literally fell from the sky. She saw Ava standing in the broken window, so it must have been her suite. Anna asks what Ava did next, but Trina says, nothing. She stood there, then backed away. Anna says, nothing else? and Trina says, no. Ava closed the drapes and she couldn’t see anything after that.

Dex gives Josslyn some tea, and she says she feels better with him being here and back in her life. She’s grateful he didn’t stay away. He says, she didn’t give him much choice, but she says he could have disappeared again and stayed away. He repeats that he had no other choice, and she says she’s so sorry she was judgmental when they broke up. He says he thinks she was entitled to be judgy, but she says she didn’t try to understand that he was changing. She couldn’t just go through it with him; she had to judge. He says, she held him accountable and pointed out that he wasn’t the man he wanted to be. Look at him now. She says, lucky her. She learned things too. Never take anything for granted, especially after today. The disaster made her realize that good or bad, young or old, all we have is right now. They kiss.  

Molly says, the baby is gone? and Kristina says, their precious little girl is gone. Molly says, it was a girl? and they both cry. (I want to cry.) Kristina says she’s sorry it wasn’t her, but Molly tells her not to say that. She doesn’t have to say anything. Just rest. Kristina says, they lost their baby girl, and Molly holds her hand.

Jordan says she wishes she had the words, and TJ says, him too. He’s not proud of this and probably shouldn’t say it… She tells him to get it off his chest no matter how bad, and he says he was wondering what Kristina was doing there in the first place. He knows it doesn’t matter and only hopes she’ll be okay. It’s all they have left to hope for. Jordan says, he’s suffered a great loss and can feel however he wants. Don’t edit himself with her. He says, his first instinct is to blame Kristina and say, it’s her fault. His mind is screaming that her mom said, I told you so. He feels terrible, but he can’t help it. Their child is gone. His child won’t have the chance to be born, and all his thoughts and anger can’t make that stop.

Dante asks how Kristina and the baby are, and Alexis says, Kristina is awake and stable. She’ll be okay, but they weren’t able to save the baby. She hasn’t called Sam yet. Dante says he will, but she says she has to do it and leaves. Dante tells Sonny that he’s sorry, and Sonny asks if he thinks Ava had something to do with it. Dante tells him that she’s saying it was an accident, and Sonny asks if he believes her. Ava and Jagger are trying to take Avery away from him and tried to take Kristina too. Dante suggests they focus on Kristina, and Sonny says, they will pay.

Dex says, maybe they should slow down, and Josslyn asks, why? He says, she just went through a traumatic event, and he’d never want to take advantage, and she says, that’s one of the many reasons she trusts him. When she walked out of the hospital, all she could think was how much she loves him. She let her pride get in the way of that love. He says he loves her too. Him joining the PCPD and getting his life back on track was something he needed to do for himself, but it’s all part of loving her. She says he doesn’t have to prove anything, but she appreciates that. He says he had to prove it to himself, and she says, that’s between him and him. As for them, love isn’t a job or a to-do list. It doesn’t have to be earned. It just is.

Blaze tells Natalia that she and Kristina started seeing each other around Christmas. Kristina is beautiful and a force of a personality. She’s so comfortable being who she is, Blaze admired that. She was worried about her career and terrified of being outed. Not because of her fans… Natalia says, because of her, and Blaze says she was afraid Natalia would stop loving her. She wouldn’t be the first parent who wrote off their child for being gay. She and Kristina went to Rice Plaza around the holidays, and they held hands in a public place. It’s a big deal, not just for them, but for a lot of gay people. When some people who knew them saw them and said hello, she pulled her hand away. She didn’t realize it; it was a reflex. Kristina called her on it and said she was hurt. Blaze had gotten so used to hiding who she was, she almost missed out on getting to know Kristina at all. Natalia takes her hand and says she’s sorry Blaze felt that way. She’s sorry for how she reacted finding Kristina in Blaze’s hotel room and for dismissing Blaze’s feelings as a reaction to what a man did.  Blaze says she hopes Natalia gets it now, and Natalia says she got arrogant, giving Blaze what she thought was incredible insight, saying she found safety in women because men were dangerous. There was no way her baby girl had feelings for a woman or could be attracted to a woman because she was a good girl, and good girls don’t behave that way. Blaze asks if part of her still feels that way.

Alexis says, Sam is devastated, and Dante asks if Alexis is okay. She asks if he’s okay, and he says he’s just angry. He wants to be able to do more to help. Alexis says she’s sure he’ll find a way, and he hopes she’s right. Molly comes out crying, and says she guesses they all know. She hugs Alexis, and says, the baby was a girl. Kristina needs her mom. Alexis goes to Kristina’s room, and TJ holds Molly while she cries.

Alexis hugs Kristina, who also cries.

TJ says, they had a daughter, and Molly says, they did. Sonny heads for Kristina’s room, but Molly stands in front of the door and says, he’s not going anywhere near her sister.

Natalia says, it’s hard to shake beliefs you’ve had your whole life. It’s like learning how to write with your left hand when you’ve been forced to use your right hand your whole life. She feels like she should probably thank Ava, and Blaze says she doesn’t have to worry about being outed now. Natalia says she heard her words. She was so sure it was a phase. Blaze says, because gay people aren’t serious, and Natalia says she’s been on the receiving end of Kristina’s outrage. She must be pretty special if Blaze is willing to risk everything. Blaze says, Kristina is the most amazing person she’s ever met. Kristina’s courage, heart, and strength inspire her every day. She cries and says she can’t lose that. Natalia says, they just have to have faith that Kristina has the courage, heart, and strength to pull though this.

Sonny says he wants to see his daughter, but Molly says, he’s the reason Kristina is in the ICU. He’s the reason Kristina almost died. He says he had nothing to do with it, but she says, he had everything to do with it. Does he even know why Kristina was in Ava’s room? She’d subpoenaed Kristina to testify against him at the custody hearing. She wanted Kristina to tell the world that he’s a violent thug who attacked a cadet at a reception and threatened to murder him. He says he knows she’s upset and he’s sorry she lost her daughter. If anything happens to Kristina, he doesn’t know what… She says, Kristina went to see Ava because of him. She almost died because of him. Her daughter is dead because of him. He walks away.

Trina asks if it’s all right if she speaks to Ava, and Anna tells her, go ahead. Chase tells Anna that he took Ava’s statement, and he thinks she’s hiding something. Ava asks if Trina is all right, and Trina says, is she? Ava says, not really. She can’t believe what happened, and she’s sorry Trina got dragged into it. Trina says she was at the pool when Kristina fell, and Chase wanted her statement. Ava asks what she saw, and Trina says, almost nothing. After Kristina fell, she looked up and saw Ava standing at the window. Anna thanks Trina for her help and says, she’s free to go, but they need Ava to stay.

Josslyn and Dex get busy because somebody has to make this day not as sad.

Blaze says she feels better, and Natalia says, it’s the chicken soup, but Blaze says, it’s not just the soup. It’s her. She thanks Natalia for listening and letting her talk about Kristina and their relationship. Natalia didn’t even shudder when she called Kristina her girlfriend. Natalia says she doesn’t shudder, and Blaze says, she didn’t make a disappointed mother look. Not this time. She’ll take it as a win. She thanks Natalia for the soup and the talk, when her phone rings. It’s Jordan, and Blaze asks how Kristina is. Jordan says, she made it through the C-section and is with her mother now. Blaze says, thank God. How’s the baby? Jordan says, unfortunately, they couldn’t save the baby.  

Ava says she’s explained more than once and been nothing but cooperative. She even allowed herself to be subjected to the humiliation of being brought in wearing handcuffs because she knew Dante wasn’t thinking straight. Are they charging her? Anna says, not at this point, and Ava says, then she’ll be going. Anna says, they’d rather she stayed, and Ava asks, why? Chase says, forensics is still in her suite, and Ava says, why? It’s a slip and fall. She hopes Kristina and the baby are all right, but it’s not a crime scene. Anna says, yet to be determined. She needs to transcribe Ava’s statement and might have further questions. It would be better if they knew her whereabouts and won’t have to keep track of her if she doesn’t leave. Ava says, fine, but she’s not saying one more word until her lawyer gets here. She asks them to call Scotty Baldwin right away.

Jordan asks if Dante arrested Ava, and he says, if she was just Deputy Mayor, he might talk about it, but she’s related to the parties involved. She says, so is he, and he says, Chase is taking over so he can be with the family. He’s sorry, but he can’t tell her anything else. She says she understands, and nothing can bring her granddaughter back.  

Molly says she’s sorry she wasn’t here, and TJ says, there was no way for her to know. It wasn’t like she was ignoring phone calls or texts. She was in court, and when he was able to get word to her, she came right away. She says she was too late, but he says, even if she’d been there sooner or been here the whole time, there was nothing she could do. She’s here now and that’s all that matters. She says, they had a baby girl and she’s gone. They hug.

Alexis tells Kristina that she’s so sorry, but they’ll get through this. She promises. Kristina closes her eyes, and alarms start to go off. Alexis yells that they need help.  

Sonny goes up on the roof. He takes his jacket off and puts it on the ledge. He looks down and flashes back to saying Dante’s forsaken him and Dante saying he’s trying to save him. He’s reached his limit and he’s done protecting him. If he commits a crime, now he’s going to face the consequences. He remembers talking to Kristina in the ladies’ room at the wedding reception and her being afraid of him and remembers Josslyn calling him a criminal and a liar, and saying she’ll never forgive him. He flashes back to Anna saying, the days of him thinking he can skate are over, and kicking him out of her office. He hears Molly saying that Kristina went to see Ava because of him and almost died because of him. Her daughter is dead because of him.

Tomorrow, Laura tells Doc that sometimes it pays to be in politics; Anna feels Ava isn’t being truthful; and Sonny stands on the ledge talking to someone in his imagination.

Below Deck Mediterranean

We ended last week with the captain telling Bri and Ellie: Everyone here is replaceable. You’ll be on the ferry going back. You both.

Ist day of charter. Through her tears, Ellie says she’s behaved responsibly and is a good leader and teacher. She’s had no issues or problems with anything. Captain Sandy says, Aesha came to her. Aesha is doing what she can to keep the peace. The last thing she wants is to let them both go, but she has to think about this. Be kind and get through charter. Ellie wipes her eyes and Bri curses in the laundry. The captain calls Aesha to the bridge, and Jono asks Bri to meet him in the galley. In Jono’s interview, he says, you learn baking in culinary school.  He skipped that part of the job. He asks Bri to help him with dessert. Aesha brings food with her to see Captain Sandy, since she hasn’t had a chance to eat. The captain says she had a talk with Bri and Ellie, and they still both… Aesha says, they don’t like each other and at the end of the day, it’s a toxic thing in the workplace. Captain Sandy says, the way it’s going, she’s going to have to let both of them go, but she has to make sure they have a crew. Aesha thanks her, and the captain says, it’s her job.

In Gael’s interview, she says she’s never jumped from one relationship to another this fast. She knows Nathan pretty well, but she doesn’t want to ruin the moment by thinking too far ahead. Aesha tells Ellie to start setting up for the goddess party, and in Aesha’s interview, she says, she feels like it’s always something. If it’s not professional, it’s personal, and if it’s not personal, it’s professional. She feels like she’s failing as chief stew because she doesn’t know what the answer is. In Ellie’s interview, she says her head shouldn’t be anywhere near the chopping block. She’s going to keep her mouth shut and put up with Bri’s bullsh*t. The goddess dinner table is set, and Captain Sandy asks Aesha if Ellie and Bri share a cabin. Aesha says, yes. Can she change that? The captain says, if that’s what she wants, do it. That’s what happens when you’re the boss. Aesha calls Bri and Ellie to meet her in the crew mess. Gael is there, and Aesha says she’s glad because they’re going to swap cabins. Bri will bunk with her, and Ellie will bunk with Gael. Gael jokes that they have to get their sh*t together, and Nathan eats a rib bigger than me. The guests tell primary Coleen, happy birthday, and Aesha tells Bri to do cabins. Seafood pasta food porn is served, with chorizo filling in for the scallops for the non-seafood lover.   Ellie sets up the slumber party and makes tents. Aesha tells Jono that the guests loved the meal, and he dances. Joe plays piano and makes up a song about Bri and Ellie – ♫ I’ve already had one and now it’s time for two ♫ – and Nathan and Iain lose their sh*t laughing. Unfortunately, Ellie is within hearing distance, and when she says she’s enjoying the music, Joe asks if she likes the song. She says, it’s beautiful, but she thinks she heard plenty. He says, it’s just a joke with the boys, and in Ellie’s interview, she says, that motherf***er got attention from her once. Now he thinks he can get whoever he wants, but not her. She’s dried up.  

There’s an ad for Goddess perfume. Coincidence or wise placement?

Ellie tells Aesha that the fort is completed, and Joe practices singing Happy Birthday. At the table, the guests reminisce about Coleen. Aesha brings in the gold cake, while the crew sings Happy Birthday much better than the last time. Aesha thanks Coleen for letting them share her birthday, and Coleen cries. Joe goes on and on about not knowing Ellie was there to anyone who will listen. Aesha tells the guests, it’s pajama party time, and Coleen tells them, get your jammies on, ladies. The set-up is very cute, a large tent with little white lights. Some of the guests ask for porn star martinis, but guest Nikki says she’s not liking the drinks. Aesha asks Ellie what she’s putting in them, and Ellie shows her. In Aesha’s interview, she says, the job of the second stew is cocktails and decorating. Ellie can decorate, but her cocktails suck and she mislabeled Jono’s pants. She never knows what she can rely on with Ellie. Nikki tells Aesha that she’s got to teach Ellie how to make martinis, and Aesha promises she will. On the phone with her friend, Bri says, she and Ellie’s fighting is affecting others and now she has to change cabins. Her friend says, at least she’s not with that bitch. The guests go to bed, and Ellie says she needs this trip to end. Me too.

Guest Stacy is up early in the morning and asks Bri if she can get in the jacuzzi. Bri calls Nathan and he sets it up with Gael. After Stacy is finished with her tub time, Chief Engineer Ionel tells Nathan that there’s no hot water because no one closed the valve. Ionel tells Captain Sandy about it, and she says, mistakes like that shouldn’t happen on charter 5. She calls Nathan and Iain to the bridge and say she doesn’t want to do this after the tip meeting. The jacuzzi valve was open, so there was no hot water. Even though it’s Gael’s responsibility, Nathan cops to it, and the captain says, it’s not a small thing. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she says, thankfully, it didn’t become a guest problem. It’s a leadership problem, which makes it an Iain problem. A lot of little things keep happening that shouldn’t happen by charter 6. We flash back and wow. It’s definitely a lot. She says, it’s a systematic issue. Systems need to be in place, which is something Iain failed to do.

Iain calls Nathan and Joe on deck, and says, it’s his fault even if it’s not his fault. They’ve got to check the valve. In Joe’s interview, he says, he understands why Nathan took the blame, but he doesn’t agree. Coleen tells the captain that the food is phenomenal. The chef kicked butt. Nathan tells Gael about the valve, and says he told the captain that they were both there, even though she turned on the jacuzzi. Gael doesn’t think Nathan should take the blame and wants to take responsibility for it with the captain. She goes to the bridge and tells Captain Sandy that she apologizes. She turned on the jacuzzi. The captain says, Gael’s not in trouble. When she says something, it’s to educate and tell them to try to work on this. Gael thanks her, and in the captain’s interview, she says she loves when people take accountability. It was a mistake. Gael is visibly nervous, and she’s accountable. The captain wishes Iain would do more of it. Nathan says he hates getting sh*t the last day, and Joe says, Gael isn’t a princess; she’s a deckhand. They dock, and the captain says, good pivot. They’re meeting in five minutes to see the guests off.

The guests say goodbye, and Coleen says, it was amazing. They made her birthday memorable. They’re not an easy bunch. She thanks them, give the captain the tip envelope, and the guests leave. The captain says, good job. Now she’s taking the tip envelope shopping. I think she’s joking… She tells the crew to get in their reds and turn the boat around. In Joe’s interview, he says, Ellie has every right to be upset and he’s going to apologize. They clean the boat, and Bri finds a mess in the laundry. She sings, ♫ why this so annoying? ♫ and in her interview, she says she wished everything would be different when she came back. Did she make a mess or did Ellie? She thinks Ellie might be sabotaging her. She tells Ellie, in the future, don’t move the laundry, and Ellie says she’s sorry. Bri says, don’t do laundry. She’ll do it. Ellie says, okay, and when Bri sees Aesha, she says she’s taking full responsibility for the laundry and told Ellie not to do it. Aesha says, they can’t have that, and Bri says she doesn’t want her doing it. Aesha says, it’s not about what Bri wants. She’s running the boat. If Bri is on break and Ellie has a spare moment, she’s not going to not do laundry. Nothing personal.

The crew goes to the salon for the tip meeting, and the captain says, they had great guests. They were pretty awesome. The client loved the food, so she wants Jono to keep doing what he does. It seems to be working. As far as disagreements, she knows how they feel, and their mental status is important. By charter 5, they’re tired and they don’t get much rest. She thinks they need a reset, and the owner has arranged a day out. They’ll start with the Acropolis, followed by a day at a beach club. It’s going to be an awesome time. Aesha yells like Tarzan, and Captain Sandy says, the tip is $21,500, $1790 each or 1500 euros each. Aesha is amazed at the amount for one day. The crew gets ready to go out, but Ellie says she needs sleep. She wants to start fresh. In Ellie’s interview, she says, she’s over the drama with Bri. It’s the same thing over and over, and she’s completely emotionally battered. She doesn’t have it in her to be around other people. She needs to sort herself out. Joe whines that he upset her, since all worlds revolve around him.

In the taxi, Nathan explains what happened with Joe singing, and Jono says, it was a song about who he should choose. We flash back to Joe singing, ♫ I’ve already had one, now it’s time for two ♫, and Ellie hearing. Aesha says, oh my God, and Jono says, how cringe. In Bri’s interview, she says, Ellie triggers her, but hearing someone talking about you and being there, the feeling of your heart sinking… She feels sorry for Ellie. Joe says he’s going to tell Ellie that he’s sorry, but Aesha says, don’t.

The drinking commences, and Aesha says she hopes Bri doesn’t feel she’s hard on her. Bri says, Aesha is the reason she picks herself back up, and Aesha says, if she wants to be on service, she can’t let her lows show. Bri seems surprised that she does, and Aesha says, big time. In Aesha’s interview, she says, Bri is very emotional, but she understands why Bri isn’t being fired. She does cabins well, and when she helps with breakfast service, she does that well. The laundry is her Achille’s heel. If she could do that and get the squabbling sorted out, she could be a great stew… Well, maybe not great, but a good stew… Well, a passable one… Well, maybe just a stew, but not a bad one. Joe tells Gael that she came to him with an aggressive attitude, and she says she had a rough morning. She didn’t want Nathan to take the blame for something she’d done. Joe says, it made him annoyed, and she says she went to the captain. Joe says he didn’t want her to have princess treatment, and she says she’d never take princess treatment. He says he didn’t know that. All he saw was Nathan taking the blame. In Gael’s interview, she says, she’s not entitled. Better fix it up. She says she’s telling him and now he knows. The crew heads back to the boat because, beach day.

Aesha says her two favorite things are history and the beach. Nothing can bring her down today. She’s going to look at old sh*t, then tan. Just let her do that. Bri tells Ellie that she heard about Joe on the piano and she’s sorry. Ellie says he was taking the piss out of both of them. She didn’t want to upset Bri, so she didn’t say anything. She wanted to tell Joe, bitch, I got NFL players in my DMs. The group gathers to leave, and Ellie says she feels like a new person. They go to the Acropolis, and Aesha reads factoids out loud as they walk. They can see the Parthenon from where they are, and in Aesha’s interview, she says, she was picturing herself here, and she acts out a scene about her delivering goods to the Acropolis that the survival of civilization depends on. On the boat, Captain Sandy tells her laptop, download, you mofo, and has never been more relatable. In Ellie’s interview, she says she’d like Joe to take accountability. She has no intention of speaking to him unless he apologizes. His behavior caused the rift that has now threatened her job. Jono asks if Gael is going to say yes or no to Nathan’s proposal, and in Nathan’s interview, he says he hopes he and Gael can do something outside of charter season, just the two of them, and see if they can make this something. Aesha says she’s hungry and wants a cocktail. They move on to the beach club.

They sit in a little tent with a table in it and order drinks. Aesha says, Joe is quiet, and Nathan says, they all have their moments. Nice work, team. Ellie says, when she heard Joe’s song… Nathan says, she wasn’t happy, and she says, it sounded disrespectful. Nathan says he’s just staying quiet, and in his interview, he says he’s not dealing with this. Joe can. He’s gone. He leaves the table, and Joe (aka Mr. Insightful) says, he’s upset her, hasn’t he? There are crickets for a moment, and Ellie says, it was disrespectful. He says, it was just a little song with the boys. It was a playful moment. She says she doesn’t give a sh*t. It was disrespectful. He says he’s sorry he offended her. He knows he’s a pr*ck. She says she doesn’t accept disrespect, and he says, she doesn’t deserve it. He apologizes. She says she appreciates it. It’s kind of him. In Ellie’s interview, she says she can see he means it and has remorse. He’s immature and his ego got carried away. She doesn’t think he was being malicious, so she’s happy to forget about it. Nathan slips back into his chair, and Jono says, no more singing. The server brings what looks like pizza, and everyone dives in. Aesha says she’s proud of everyone, and they chant, Mustique! and clink glasses. Ellie says she’s ready for the beach, and they go to a cabana. Some of them get in the water, and Bri twerks. Aesha says, it’s the first time she’s seen Ellie… Jono says, enjoy herself? Ellie dances and everyone clinks glasses again. Nathan asks if he can kiss Gael, but she says he has to take her on a picnic first. In Gael’s interview, she says, it’s not like she doesn’t want to kiss him, but she hates PDA. (Me too.) They go back to the boat, and Aesha says, they needed today. Jono says, 100%, and Aesha says, it’s nice and early, but he says he still hates to leave. In Ellie’s interview, she says she thinks it’s healthy for her and Bri to part ways. She can start fresh and focus on herself rather than what Bri is doing.  

Zea Marina. 7 hours to charter. Aesha says she hates that Gael is leaving, and Gael says she wants to cry. Captain Sandy says, it’s going to be windy, and she wants to get off the dock early. She tells the crew that they’ll be receiving the provisions and guests on anchor. She calls Aesha, Jono, and Iain for the preference sheet meeting. She says, it’s a short charter with a late arrival. The primary is Mahisha, who founded a natural hair care brand Curls. She’ll be joined by her husband and friends. Jono reads that the guests want every meal to be a culinary masterpiece that rivals any Michelin restaurant. Captain Sandy asks Jono, whatchu gonna do, boo? She asks if they feel good going into the next charter. They’re going to have fun.

The move happens, and in Bri’s interview, she says, you know what they say, that distance makes the heart grow fonder. Captain Sandy tells Iain that they’re going to leave as soon as possible. Otherwise, they’ll be stuck at the dock. Jono says he’s going to make a charcuterie board to welcome the guests. He can make it look more dramatic than it is. In his interview, he says, he doesn’t think any Michelin restaurant has only one chef. He’ll do his best, but he might be f***ed for this one. They go to the Bay of Zea, and the captain says she’s missing a red shirt. The one she was given isn’t hers. She gives it to Bri, and Aesha says, everyone should label their clothes at the beginning so there’s never a mix-up. Bri says she doesn’t know where the other one is, and Aesha wonders how it can go missing. Bri looks for it, and Aesha says, such a sh*tshow. In Aesha’s interview, she says, unfortunately, she can’t fully trust her stews. We flash back to the many laundry issues this season, and she says she needs to be on all the time. It’s not sustainable to maintain this. She hopes this works out. They need to get to the bottom of what’s going on. She tells Ellie to only do rags, napkins, and towels. Then they can see where the problem lies and can prove it. In her interview, she says she had a lightbulb moment. She can go for it in a way where no one can point a finger. She tells Bri that Ellie is allowed to come in the laundry and explains the new system. If something that belongs to a person goes missing, they’ll know it’s 100% her fault, but if she keeps making these mistakes, Aesha will have to consider letting her go.  

This season, Jono serves a guest raw food when it could kill her; Captain Sandy says she has to fire Jono; Athens; guests find the couch an eyesore and want it moved; Bri tells Ellie that Joe is playing both of them; Captain Sandy says something is a fireable offense; Ellie says she’s being made a scapegoat; a new stew arrives: Nathan says, Joe is going for another one; the new stew is a pathological flirt; and a bad storm floods the boat.

🦸‍♂️ Everything and More, Peanut…🐺

How did I love this movie? Let me count the ways. If you only see one thing on the big screen this year, it should be this movie. The jokes come so fast and furious, I would have watched it a second time if I could have. The action? Incredible. The special effects? Magnificent. The cameos? Sublime. And Dogpool? The new love of my life. Deadpool and Wolverine are the best pairing since Romeo and Juliet. Even better, since – spoiler alert – neither of them drinks poison and dies. Although there are deaths a-plenty and more Deadpool variants than you can shake a katana at. I’m hoping this film’s thunder keeps rolling for a long time to come. I’m also hoping this isn’t the last film. Although how can it be, when Disney is going to make Hugh Jackman do this until he’s 90?

https://ew.com/deadpool-wolverine-elektra-blade-gambit-x-23-action-scene-breakdown-exclusive-8687405

Some of the guests.

https://people.com/jennifer-garner-shares-how-she-got-marvel-fit-for-deadpool-and-wolverine-8690592

https://people.com/ryan-reynolds-says-deadpool-wolverine-costar-channing-tatum-was-born-to-play-gambit-8690676

https://ew.com/chris-evans-shares-behind-the-scenes-look-at-his-deadpool-and-wolverine-cameo-8687115

https://people.com/chris-evans-says-ryan-reynolds-offered-him-cue-cards-for-his-surprise-monologue-in-deadpool-and-wolverine-exclusive-8689836

An almost was. How could he turn this down?

https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/ryan-reynolds-nicolas-cage-ghost-rider-deadpool-and-wolverine-1235032716/

I always stick it out for the credits, and I have to admit, when I saw Wrangler for Hugh Jackman, I wondered where I could apply for the job.

https://ew.com/ryan-reynolds-daughter-deadpool-and-wolverine-role-on-set-for-hugh-jackman-8684962

All the records broken. Sit on it, Titanic.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/deadpool-and-wolverine-box-office-record-second-weekend-1235965690/

🐚 Seashell Wishes…

Join me tomorrow for soap and Dubai talk. Until then, stay safe, stay creating an alternate weather plan when having a party, and stay remembering, good or bad, young or old, all we have is right now.

April 11, 2022 – Alexis Pays a Visit To Nikolas, Imploding Stew On Deck & Gonna Be

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Carly thanks Sam for coming by so quickly, and Sam says, of course (🍷). It sounded urgent. Are they talking, Nina, the video, or as her mom would say, a fresh new hell? Carly says, it’s the video, and Sam asks if Josslyn is okay. She imagines between the harassment and online shut-shaming… Carly says, it’s endless, and Sam asks how she can help. Carly says, she heard Trina was arrested for streaming the video? and Sam says, yeah. Carly says, she didn’t do it, and Sam asks if she thinks Trina was set up. Carly says she knows she was, by Spencer’s girlfriend Esme Prince. The problem is… Sam says, she needs proof? and Carly says, she needs to know if the PCPD has any evidence against Esme. Sam says, and Carly is asking her because…? Carly says, because she’s sleeping with a cop.

Dante tells new Officer Rory that forensics is dragging their feet on some labs and whatnot. Can he do Dante a solid and light a fire under them? Rory says he’s on it, and leaves. Jordan says, Detective Falconari, and Dante says, present. She says, he’s a rookie. He got out of the Academy like, five minutes ago. Cut him some slack, as she’s sure someone once did for Dante. DA Arden comes in, and Jordan asks what they can do for her. Arden asks if there are any new developments in the Trina Robinson case, but Jordan says, not yet, but they’re working on it. Arden says, keep her posted. They have a good case, but it’s mostly circumstantial. She needs more. Dante says, it sounds like she’s really going after Trina, and Arden says, she secretly recorded people having sex and distributed the video without their consent. That’s revenge porn. She might have thought it was some kind of prank, but in reality, it’s a felony. One she intends to prosecute to the fullest extent of the law. She leaves, and Dante asks, what’s up? Jordan says, conflict of interest, and they walk into the interrogation room. Dante says, they’ve been through this. Yes, the victim is his former stepsister, but he thought they were past this. She says, not with him. With her. Her job as Commissioner is to put Trina away. He asks, where’s the conflict? and Jordan says she doesn’t believe Trina is guilty.

On the phone at the gallery, Ava tells someone, she hopes they don’t think these pieces will sell for that. She’ll negotiate for a fair price, of course (🍷), but if they don’t like it, they’re free to find another gallery… Trina walks in, and Ava says, that’s what she thought. She’ll start on the paperwork first thing in the morning. Trina says, Mr. Weaver, right? He’s always ensuring his client’s work is way over market value. Ava hugs Trina, saying, she’s missed her so much. What brings her by? Trina says, her job? and Ava says, she doesn’t know why, but she just figured Trina would be… Trina says, hiding out? That’s not really her style. Ava says, good for her, giving her two thumbs up, and Trina says, actually, she’s been spending a lot of time with her mom, and Curtis, and his family. His dad’s been pretty nice to her, and she’s had some good conversations. Ava says she’s glad to hear it, and Trina says she’s glad to be here. Why doesn’t Ava head home, and she can stay and finish up? Ava says, that’s nice of her, but she’d rather be at the gallery, and Trina asks, why, when she has a handsome husband waiting for her at Windymere? Ava says, he’s handsome enough, but he’s also not alone.

Nikolas walks into the living room, finding a tray with snacks and a drink. He picks up the drink and sits down, saying, Ava, you really know what makes me happy. Spencer walks in and says, Ava’s at the gallery. She asked him to say she’s working late. Nikolas thanks him, and says, the set up is Spencer’s doing? He appreciates the gesture. Spencer says, no, although it is his style. Nikolas says, if Spencer didn’t go through all this trouble, then… Esme walks in, and says, she did. It’s the least she could do for ruining his life.

Alexis sees Harmony on a bench by the docks, and Harmony asks what she’s doing here. Alexis says she’s waiting for the launch to Spoon Island. What is Harmony doing here sitting all by herself alone at night? Harmony flashes back to Brendon wondering how much Nina would pay for the information he has, and Alexis says, Harmony. Hello? Obviously, something is bothering her. Whatever it is, Harmony can tell her about it.

Michael says he sees Nina made good on her threat, and Nina says she’s simply exercising her rights as a grandparent. Did they think she wouldn’t? Brendon stops one of the waitstaff, and asks for help. He says, you see that elegant woman talking to the unhappy couple? Is she who he thinks she is? The guy says, Nina Reeves, editor-in-chief of Crimson magazine. Nina says, Michael left her no choice; he drew a line in the sand. And Willow of course (🍷) is standing by his side. Willow says, of course (🍷) she is, because she loves Wiley, and Nina says, so does she, and she’s willing to prove it. Is Willow?

Sam says, that was direct, even coming from Carly, and Carly says, she’s sorry, but this whole situation has her… Sam says, cutting to the chase? She gets it, so she’s going to do the same thing for Carly, because she and Dante aren’t just sleeping together; they’re in a relationship. Carly says, and she’s all for it, and Sam says, because Carly thinks she can get Sam to spy on him? but Carly says, no. She’s happy for both of them. The spying is an added bonus. Sam says she knows Dante isn’t the lead detective on the case, and Carly says, maybe not, but Joss is involved, Dante’s got to take a personal interest in the case. Sam says, yeah, but he’s not going to discuss it with her, and Carly asks if she’s saying Dante always leaves his work at the precinct. Sam says she knows as much as Carly. The PCPD is following up on the evidence and it led them to Trina. What else does Carly want her to say? Carly says, the evidence is wrong.

Dante tells Jordan, anyone who knows Trina, knows she didn’t do this. Unfortunately, all the evidence they have points to her. Hopefully, the newbie comes back with something that can help us out. Jordan says, and by us, he means… He says, Trina, and she says, they can’t help Trina. They have to be objective. He says, officially, they are, and Jordan says, if the labs come back, and they’re not what they’re hoping, they’re supposed to hand them over to the ADA. He says, what is up with her? She got it in for Trina or something? Jordan says, honestly? It has nothing to do with Trina. Arden’s a crusader. She doesn’t care who the defendant is. If the evidence points to their guilt, they’re guilty. He says, and if it doesn’t? and she says, she’ll drop it. He says, so they need to find evidence that exonerates Trina, and she says, and they need to do it soon. Trina’s trial is coming up. Arden is a skilled prosecutor with a strong record on conviction. Trina could go to prison for a crime she didn’t commit.

Trina says, so Spencer moved back to Windymere. What about Esme? Ava says, she’s there too, and Trina says, she sees. So they kissed and made up because she’s having his baby. Ava says, Esme is not pregnant, and Trina says, like it matters. She knew they were going to get back together. After Spencer said he believed Trina was the one who made the video, it was only a matter of time. Ava says, Spencer and Esme are far from back together, and Trina says, whatever. She’s still living with him. Ava says, about that. If anyone’s to blame for bringing that alley cat back into the house, it’s not Spencer. Trina says, then who? and Ava says, you’re looking at her.

Nikolas says, Esme hasn’t ruined his life, but she says, hasn’t she? He and Ava were planning to renew their vows. He says, they still are, and she says, thank God. She knows how much the ceremony means to them both; to make a fresh start and celebrate having the kind of love anyone would envy. But now Nikolas and Ava are fighting because of her. Esme’s presence there is unacceptable to Ava. Nikolas says, that may be true, but it’s not going to ruin his marriage to Ava. Esme says, but they’re sleeping in separate rooms, and Nikolas says, so? Couples fight and sleep in separate rooms. Despite their present difficulties – she says, in other words, her – he and Ava are rock solid, and nothing and no one’s going to come between them. And Esme isn’t going anywhere. Spencer says, father’s right. They have to keep her safe. She says, even though she’s not carrying his baby, and Nikolas says, either way, she wound up in Sonny’s crosshairs. Spencer says, which means she needs to stay here… for now, and Esme says, for now. As a guest, and nothing more.

Harmony says she always comes here, and Alexis says, alone? At night? Harmony says she comes and looks at the boats, and breathes the night air, and reflects. Alexis says, her reflection doesn’t seem to make her very relaxed, and Harmony says, when you’ve lived her life, reflecting isn’t always a party. Alexis says, fair enough. She thinks she knows something about what Harmony’s thinking about, and Harmony says, she does? Alexis says, Carly mentioned that Harmony approached her about a job, and Harmony says, guilty as charged. Alexis says, it’s a good idea. Harmony told her what they’re paying her at Spring Ridge. Carly will probably pay her more and she can quit her job. Harmony says, maybe she can be out of Alexis’s house and hair sooner, and Alexis says she told Harmony that she could stay there until she makes enough to get her own place. Harmony says, even so, there are too many memories at her place, and Alexis says, Harmony recruiting her daughter in her house, trying to get her into Dawn of Day, isn’t a pleasant memory for either of them. Harmony flashes back to injecting Neil, and says, yeah. It’s just that the past is never really the past, right? It has a way of catching up with you.

Brendon asks the bartender to take his picture, and try to get Nina in the shot, and he does, without asking, what the blip is up with such a weird request?

Michael says, Willow doesn’t have to explain anything, especially to Nina, and Willow says, if anyone has something to prove, it’s Nina. Nina says, that’s exactly her point. How is she supposed to prove her love to her grandson if she doesn’t have the chance? Willow has the power to do that. Let’s stop fighting before we take anything in front of a judge; let’s reach a compromise. Willow says, and by compromise, Nina means she wins, but Nina says, Wiley wins; more family, more love. At the end of the day, isn’t that the only thing that matters?

Brendon asks if the bartender got Nina in the shot, and looks at his phone. Yes, you did, and the couple too. Who are they, by the way? The bartender says, Michael Corinthos and his girlfriend Willow. Brendon says, Willow Tate. He can’t wait to send this to his wife. She’ll be over the moon.

Alexis says, who does Harmony think she’s talking to? Her past hasn’t exactly been a picnic, but at some point you have to learn to put it behind you. She’s learning to do that, and maybe Harmony can let Alexis help her to do the same. Harmony’s phone dings, and she sees the picture Brendon had the bartender take.

Carly tells Sam, she’s known Trina since she and Josslyn were in junior high. Cameron and Trina helped Josslyn mourn Oscar. Trina was Josslyn’s rock. She is kind, loving, and smart. Sam says, and Esme? Clearly she’s smart enough to frame people. Carly says, she’s overconfident. She practically called Carly a slut to her face. Sam asks what she was thinking, and Carly says, she was thinking that Nikolas, who just walked through the door, was going to rescue her if Carly got mad, and that’s exactly what happened. Sam says, and Esme. She’s a manipulator who knows how to play people. Carly says, oh yeah. Josslyn said she was pulling strings the whole time the five of them were at the cabin. Esme made that video, loaded it onto the phone, then dropped that phone in Trina’s bag to frame her. And if Esme gets away with this, who’s she going to go after next?

Jordan tells Dante, arresting Trina was one of the hardest things she’s ever done. She was completely blindsided, came willingly to the police station, and genuinely wanted to cooperate. It’s clear to her that Trina’s innocent. There’s a knock at the door, and Dante says, come in. Rory says, here’s the forensics report he asked for, and Dante thanks him. Rory says, anything else? but Dante says, that’s enough for now; he’ll let Rory know. Rory leaves, and Jordan says, Rory’s a good kid, getting his name in there for those who don’t read Soaps in Depth. Dante asks if she wants to do the honors, and she opens the envelope. Dante asks, how bad is it? and Jordan says, bad.

Trina says, it was Ava’s idea for Esme to move into Windymere? but Ava says, it was definitely not her idea. She was so outraged by Trina’s arrest, she sought out Avery’s father. Trina says, she went to Sonny? and Ava says, she wanted to voice her concerns about what Esme was doing to Josslyn, and to Trina too; two young women she and Sonny respect and love like their own daughters. Sonny arranged to have a private chat with Esme. Trina says, she must have been petrified, and Ava says, one can only hope. Anyway, unfortunately, it backfired, and Nikolas came to Esme’s rescue. Then Spencer asked if the two of them could move in, and Nikolas agreed, without even mentioning it to her. There’s one small consolation, that she can keep an eye on Esme, and Trina might be interested to know, Esme has her room, and Spencer has his. Trina says, what about Ava and Nikolas? Are they okay? Ava says, that depends on what she means by okay, and Trina says, no. Don’t tell her they broke up because of her.

Harmony says she has to go, and Alexis says she needs to stop doing that. Obviously, something in the text upset her. She doesn’t have to tell Alexis what’s in it, but she does have to tell Alexis what she can do to help. Harmon thanks her, but says, there’s nothing anyone can do. The horn sounds from the launch, and Harmony says, the launch is about to leave. Go be with her nephew. Harmony leaves, and Alexis flashes back on Carly saying that Harmony told her something really strange. She said she owed Nina.

Nina says, they can do this without the lawyers and the judges. If Willow will just meet her halfway. Willow says she sees what Nina’s doing, trying to divide and conquer. Michael says, it’s not subtle, but Nina says she’s just trying to plead with Willow, because between the two of them, at least Willow might have a little bit more compassion. Willow says, whatever it is Nina thinks she’s doing, she and Michael are together on this, and Nina says, this is what they want? She didn’t ask for a fight, but she knows how to finish it. Michael says, she may have Scotty on her side. She may even have his father, but they have resources of their own. Nina may want to quit while she’s ahead, but he promises, this is not going to be pretty. Brendon says, excuse him. Nina Reeves? He can’t believe what a lucky break this is. Nina says, they’re in the middle of a conversation, but Brendon says, Nina doesn’t understand. The lucky one is her.

Sam says, if Carly is right about Esme, then she needs to be exposed. The sooner, the better, but Sam can’t ask her boyfriend for privileged information. Carly says she figured, but it was worth a shot, and Sam says she probably would have done the same thing. Carly asks if that means she doesn’t have to apologize, and Sam asks if she was actually going to. Carly laughs, and says she doesn’t know. She doesn’t claim to be objective. Her daughter was publicly humiliated and violated, and an innocent young woman is going to take the fall. And it’s only going to encourage Esme even more. Sam asks if Carly really thinks Esme is that dangerous, and Carly says she does now. Sonny had Esme brought to his office for a little chat, and Nikolas and Victor showed up to rescue her. Now she’s checked in at Windymere. Sam says, it’s one thing to have Spencer and Nikolas snowed, but Victor? Carly asks if Sam thinks Victor believes her, but Sam says she doesn’t know if Victor would believe anyone. But if he finds Esme useful, it could be a whole different kind of dangerous. Carly says, so will Sam ask if Dante knows anything? and Sam asks if Carly didn’t just not apologize for that. She doesn’t like the idea of spying on her boyfriend, and doesn’t want to risk her relationship, and end up… Carly says, like her? and Sam says, that’s not… but Carly says, it’s okay. Sam can say it. Sam has someone in her life, and Carly doesn’t.

The door to the interrogation room is slightly open, and Rory hears Jordan say, these results alone aren’t damning, but on top of everything else… Dante says, it’s not looking good for Trina. Jordan says, here’s what they’ve got. They’ll start with the video; the illegal recording of Joss and Cam. He says, which could have been achieved any number of ways. The person who shot the video didn’t have to be in the same room as the camera. Jordan says, then they find the phone inside of Trina’s bag, with her fingerprints all over it. Dante says, they made it look like Trina’s phone, so she would have touched it how many times before she realized it wasn’t hers? and Jordan says, the records show, someone used the phone to make an online purchase, using one of Trina’s credit cards. Dante says, it’s easy to steal credit card information, and she says, the purchase was a download from a fine arts website; some images by the artist Richard Molyneaux. Dante says he has to go with his gut and say, someone framed Trina, and she says, to us. For Arden, this is as close to a smoking gun as she’s going to get. This may be the thing that convicts Trina. Outside the door, Rory ponders.

Ava tells Trina, she and Nikolas are having an extreme difference of opinion, and Trina says, because Ava is siding with her against Esme? Ava says, Esme is a conniving little snake, and because she was furious Nikolas gave the okay for her and Spencer to move in without asking her. Trina says, how furious? and Ava says she briefly considered moving out. After she cooled down, she changed tactics, and now she’s back home. She’s keeping an eye on Esme, and she’s still able to keep Nikolas at arm’s length. Trina asks what that means, and Ava says, separate bedrooms. Trina says she’s sorry, but it sounds like Ava is giving Esme and Spencer exactly what they want.

Alexis arrives at Windymere, and Spencer says, her timing couldn’t be better. It’s been more than a little tense around here. Alexis takes it some crisis has forced Spencer to share digs with his father, and he says, actually, he decided to move back in. She says, so he and Nikolas are on the mend? but he says, not exactly.

Nikolas tends to the fireplace, and wonders what’s keeping Spencer. Esme says, maybe it’s Ava? but he says, she has a key. Esme says, of course (🍷). How stupid of her. She wants him to know she really feels for him, his situation. She knows if she remains in this house… but he says, stop right there. She’s staying on this island where it’s safe; that’s final. She says, if he insists, and he says he does. She says, in that case, there’s no reason for her to stay in the main house. She could fix up the gardener’s cottage and cook her own meals. Ava would never see her. He says he appreciates the offer, but it’s not necessary, and she says, better that than to watch him suffer. Maybe it’s because, even though her adoptive parents did their best, she never felt like she truly belonged. That’s why she hates to see his family in pain. Spencer comes in and says, look who’s here. Alexis says, as usual, Nikolas is full of surprises.

Nina says she’s sorry, but as Brendon can see, they’re in the middle of a very important conversation. He says, sorry to interrupt, but when he saw them all together… Michael Corinthos and Willow Tate, right? Michael says, right, and Brendon says, when he saw them together… They can’t imagine what this means to him, but it could mean even more to them. Michael says, it sounds like he’s selling something, and Willow says, like a bridge, or some really great swampland. Mr. …? He says, Byrne. Brendon Bern, of Greenlight Investments. Because of the success of Crimson, he came to town hoping to make Aurora Media one hell of an offer. Harmony gets off the elevator and stops, and Brendon says, trust him. It could be a real game changer for all of them.   

Sam says she wasn’t implying Carly didn’t have anyone in her life. She’s sorry if she made it sound that way. Carly says, she didn’t. Divorcing Sonny means letting go of a lot, but it also means being open to a new future with new possibilities, right? Right now, she’s focused on her daughter, and clearing Trina, and getting the goods on Esme, but not at the expense of Sam’s relationship with Dante. Please forget she asked. Sam asks if there’s anything else she can help with, and Carly says, she did help. Sam let her vent, and clearly she needed to. Now go. She knows Dante would love to see Sam. Sam says, tonight’s going to be a tossup between her and pizza, but she wants Carly to know that Josslyn is going to be okay, and so will Trina, but Esme? Carly says, she won’t. Damn straight. Sam leaves, and Carly heaves a Jasonlike sigh. Because somebody has to.

Dante says, so they get this file to Arden, then what? and Jordan says, up to now, they’ve followed the evidence. Dante says, look where it’s gotten them so far, and she says, now they do what he suggested. He says, one of his brilliant ideas? Which one? There’s so many to choose from, it’s tough to narrow it down. She says, they follow their instincts, their guts, specifically his. He asks where she wants him and his gut to start, and she says, Esme Prince. She’s a classic mean girl; petty, vengeful, but very thorough. She doesn’t think Esme is an evil genius, but she could be wrong. He asks what her gut says, and she tells him, it says, be careful. Don’t underestimate her. They might only get one shot to nail her, and they need to do it soon. Otherwise, Esme might just pull this off.

Trina asks Ava to think how this whole thing started. Esme wanted to separate her and Nikolas. Ava says, they’re not separated, and Trina says, they’re sleeping in separate bedrooms. She’s sorry; was that disrespectful? Ava says, not when it comes from a place of caring, and Trina says, Ava has something real with Nikolas. She can’t jeopardize that. Ava says, maybe Nikolas should have thought of that before he invited Esme into their house without her consent, and Trina says she’s sure Esme manipulated him into it. That’s what she does. Trina is sure Esme is loving every minute Ava and Nikolas are fighting over her. Ava can’t give her the satisfaction. If Ava wants to help her, show Esme that she’s not going to win. Show Esme that her marriage to Nikolas is stronger than Esme’s schemes.

Alexis says, Spencer tells her that Esme is crashing here now, and Nikolas says, not crashing;she’s their guest. Alexis asks, for how long? and Nikolas says, indefinitely. Esme says she’s so grateful for Mr. Cassadine’s hospitality. Alexis has been on quite a journey herself. Alexis says, has she? and Esme says, since Thanksgiving, and thanks Alexis again for including her and Spence. Alexis says, actually, Esme and Spence were the least of her problems that night, and Esme says, and now look at her. Between that amazing interview with Josslyn and Cameron, and those headlines with Trina, Alexis has made The Invader a must read. Alexis says she’s sure she and The Invader will have a lot more to say on both subjects as the story unfolds. Spencer says he needs some air, and excuses himself. Nikolas says, they have a guest, but Spencer says, Alexis knows how much he loves her, and cherishes their one-on-one time, which he’s sure they’ll have soon enough. Alexis says, absolutely. She loves him too, and can’t wait to catch up. He leaves, and Esme says she’s sure Nikolas and Alexis have plenty to catch up on. Please excuse her. She leaves, and Alexis looks at Nikolas.  

In the foyer, Esme asks Spencer to wait. Was it something she said?

Brendon suggests the four of them sit down and discuss his offer, but Michael says he doesn’t do business in restaurants, especially with a complete stranger with a deal that’s too good to pass up. Why doesn’t Brendon send his proposal to the CFO of Aurora, and it can be vetted and Michael will look it over. Now if he’ll excuse them. Harmony sends Brandon a text that says, you win, and he says he’ll do just that. He has the feeling they have much to discuss. He walks to the elevator, and tells Harmony that she knows where to reach him. Willow comes over and asks if Harmony knows that guy.

Sam asks Rory to let Dante know she’s here, but Dante comes out of the interrogation room. He says he was going to call Sam, and Sam says, long day? He says, yeah, but it’s better now that she’s here. Sam tells Jordan that she’s sorry to take her top cop away, but he’s in desperate need of some pizza, and Dante suggests they do something more fancy. Sam asks, what’s the occasion? and Dante says he’ll tell her later. He asks Rory to email the file to ADA Arden and CC him, marking it in the Trina Robinson case file as new evidence. Sam says, new evidence?

Ava says, as much as she’d like to pin everything on Esme, ultimately, it’s a matter of trust, or lack of it, between her and Nikolas. It says something about their marriage if he didn’t come to her about opening their home to Esme and Spencer. Trina asks if Ava went to Nikolas before she turned to Sonny, and Ava says, she wasn’t inviting Sonny to live with them. She’s also having second thoughts about Spencer working at the gallery.

Esme asks if Spencer remembers what she said to him the night they met, and he says, who could be sad on a night like this? She says, there he was, wandering; sad, alone, and handsome. She wonders if they can go back to the way they were, but he says he needs more time. He’s going to catch lunch in town. She says she’ll go with him, but he says, it’s not safe, and he’s going to the gallery afterward. She asks if he’s going to see Trina, but he says he’s going to see Ava. She asks why he doesn’t just wait for her to get home, but he says, they can cut the tension with a knife at Windymere. He needs to get out, and he’s going to make it clear to Ava that he needs to make restitution to her some other way that’s not working with Trina. 

Alexis says, now she knows why he’s been avoiding her, but Nikolas says he hasn’t. She says, of course (🍷) not, and while he hasn’t been avoiding her, Esme and Spencer have moved in and Ava’s moved out? He says, Ava has not moved out. What did Spencer tell her? She says, that they have a long distance marriage. She’s at her end of the hallway, and he stays at his end. He says, that’s hardly long distance, but she says, these hallways? That’s a big hike. Why is Esme here? He says, because Sonny threatened her, and Alexis asks if he actually heard the threat. He says he saw how terrified Esme was, and Alexis says, she was terrified? He asks what she’d have him do. Let Sonny lean on an innocent girl who has done nothing wrong? She says, her sweet Nikolas. Where does she begin? Clearly they’re talking about two different Esmes. He says, so it’s okay for Ava to believe in Trina, despite overwhelming evidence, but he’s wrong to suppose Esme might deserve a second chance? She says, they’ll get to that. Right now, she wants to talk about something else. He says he’s more than happy for a subject change, and she says, it doesn’t have to do with Esme, or Trina, or anybody. It has to do with him and his Cassadine DNA. In the brief time Nikolas knew his father, he was always trying to control Nikolas, and now he’s doing the exact same thing. Outside the door, Esme listens.

Willow asks again if Harmony knows that guy, and Harmony says, the man who just passed? No. She thinks she was in his way. He said, pardon, and kept going. Carly comes out of the elevator, and says she thought Harmony left, and Harmony says she did. She was supposed to meet Alexis here, but she thinks Alexis is late. She left her phone in her car, so she’s going to get it. She jets, and Carly goes over to Michael and asks, what’s going on? Michael says he’d rather tell her in private, but Nina says, let her tell Carly. Michael and Willow refuse to compromise, so they leave her no choice. She’s hired a lawyer – Scott Baldwin; she’s sure Carly knows him – and they’re going to court, so she can guarantee she gets to see Wiley as much as Carly does.

Trina says, Ava doesn’t have to decide if Spencer’s going to work at the gallery right this second, and Ava asks if she’s sure. Trina says she’s sure Ava should go home and work things out with her husband. She’ll finish up there. Ava hugs Trina, and asks what she’d do without her. Trina says, go, and show Esme that she can’t come between Ava and her man.

Nikolas says he appreciates Alexis’s concern, but he’s nothing like his father. If anything, he’s bent over backwards not to repeat the same mistakes with his own son. She asks how that’s working for him. Not that she’s judging. He asks if she’s sure about that, and she says, yeah, she’s judging, and given the mistakes she’s made, she’s really in no position to do that. He says, don’t let that stop her. We Cassadines are firm believers in double standards. She says, it’s what we do. He is right about one thing. He says, one whole thing; banner day. She says he doesn’t have his father’s cruel steak. What he has in an open wound where his childhood used to be. Forcing things on Spencer isn’t going to fix that. The more he digs in, the more he’s going to drive Spencer away, until Nikolas is lonely and unlovable like his father. Esme continues to listen. I can’t read her though.

Harmony finds Brendon on the dock bench, and he says, no wonder she likes it here in Port Charles. You meet all kinds of interesting people, like Nina Reeves and Willow Tate. She says, she’s begging him; please stay away from her daughter. He says, Willow isn’t really her daughter. Willow may think she is. Poor Nina has no idea. Harmony asks, why can’t he leave them alone? and he says he’s more than happy to. If she plays it smart, she’ll pay up. She tells him, don’t worry. He’ll get what’s coming to him.

Carly says, so much for Wiley’s best interests, and Nina says, having his grandmother – this grandmother – in his life is in Wiley’s best interest. Carly says, he barely knows Nina. He doesn’t miss her. This petition is all about her. She wants access to Wiley to fill some hole in her life, and Wiley’s interests be damned. But you know what? Have at it; do her best. Carly is confident that Michael and Willow will do their best as his parents to exclude Nina from Wiley’s life. Nina says, like she was excluded from her own daughter’s life? Carly remembers her daughter, doesn’t she? She’s sure there’s a judge out there who will sympathize with that. She starts to walk away, but Michael says, Nina. She turns back, and he says, one last – and he does mean last – thing. Whoever they get as a judge is going to get to know the real Nina Reeves.  

Jordan says, it’s good to see Sam, and tells her and Dante to have a great night. Dante says, they’ll continue this tomorrow, and Sam eyeballs the envelope in Rory’s hand. She and Dante leave.

Spencer walks into the gallery, calling for Ava. He stops when he sees Trina, and they give each other a soap look.

Tomorrow, Spencer asks if Trina told her lawyer that he was her alibi; Sasha asks if Brando only got married because she wanted to; Dante wants to make sure the right person is punished; and Sonny asks Phyllis for a favor.  

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

Last day of charter. Gary tells Daisy that it’s unfair for Kelsie to be working the whole night on watch, and then have to wait on the guests in the morning. He says he’s not getting in an argument about it, and she says, she’s not arguing. On deck, the guests remark that it’s so peaceful, and Daisy tells Gary that she’ll make sure someone is up. She doesn’t want it to happen again. Gary walks away, and she says he’s being irrational. He says, it was just a simple question. She doesn’t have to get defensive. Gabriela says, Kelsie only had to get two coffees, and Daisy says, Gary made it sound like she had to wait on six guests and their friends. The interior has more to do than the deck. If someone needs coffee, they can find someone; the boat’s not that big. Gabriela tries talking to Marcos, but he acts like an ass. Colin tells Gary that Daisy is fuming, and Gary totally spins what Daisy said to make her sound unreasonable and him, a saint. Daisy serves breakfast, and the anchor is home.

Glenn thinks they’re going to have bad weather at the dock, and tells Gary to blow up the new fenders. In Glenn’s interview, he says, he learned the hard way about unpredictable weather and wind at the docks. We flash back to their dock crash, and Glenn says they have a delicate, expensive paint job and a storm coming. They need extra protection. The table is cleared, and the guests pack. Colin tells Gary that they’re running out of time, and Gary asks Gabriela and Ashley to help. Gabriela says, the new fenders are the size of a house, and she’s not wrong. Ashley tells Colin, Gary said to put the line through the something, but luckily he knows what something is. In Gabriela’s interview, she says, they’ve lost one on the deck team, but she’s been a deckhand and a deck stew. Help me help you. They set up the gigantic fenders, and realize they need longer lines for them to hit the water. They don’t have anything better, but Gary has the idea of tying them a different way, and it works. Glenn says he needs the distance, and Ashley tells him that he has 75 feet. He says he doesn’t think so, and Gary says, this is making them look like idiots, but I don’t think they need any help with that.

Gary thanks everyone for pitching in, and with all the fender action, the boat has like, ten feet of padding. Glenn calls the crew to the dock, and they say goodbye to the guests. Glenn says, they were so much fun, and primary Jim says, the amount of fun, effort, and friendship the crew delivered didn’t go unnoticed. They thank the crew from the bottom of their hearts, but he knows what they really want, and hands Glenn the tip envelope. Glenn blows the horn, and everyone waves. Glenn says, that was a good one, and Gary tells the deckhands to put the covers on everything and call it a day. Glenn calls everyone to the saloon for the tip meeting.

Glenn says, the charter started on a bad foot. They had to say goodbye to Tom, but he has lives to consider, and the incident put them at risk. He thanks Kelsie, and says he was confident when she was on anchor watch; he slept better. In Kelsie’s interview, she says she likes the positive reassurance. Give her all the complements. Gary thanks Colin and the stews, asking them to hang in until the new deckhand arrives. The new fenders are a bit of a sh*tshow. The tip is a whopping $21K, or $2530 each. Glenn says, there are only eight of them, so he’s sending Tom a third of what would have been his share, and they’ll split the rest. I get distracted, but it’s something like another $1200, which makes this nearly the best tip ever on Deck.

The stews have an informal meeting, and agree this has been the best charter. Gabriela thinks the team work has improved, although there was the hiccup with Marcos. Daisy tells her to just be clear, and if she sees he’s dawdling, ask if he heard her. Gabriela says she thinks it was a miscommunication. She’d been giving him a play-by-play, but didn’t say the magic word, fire. In Gabriela’s interview, she says, how is this her fault? It’s a mind f*** actually. Everything’s fine. Everyone changes for dinner, and Colin suggests Gabriela and Ashley do paper-scissors-rock for Gary. When Gary comes out in a low-key Hawaiian shirt and white pants, possibly Dockers, Colin says, he can’t believe they waited 45 minutes for him to look like that. 

They go to a restaurant perched on a cliff, and sit outdoors. I’m not even sure there was an indoor option at this point. Kelsie takes a video of the table, and Daisy asks for wine; buckets of it. Marcos brags that he’s set the bar high, and it will be hard to maintain, but he wants to work as team to make it the best season. They clink glasses, and Gary and Daisy go for a smoke. Daisy thinks Gary should apologize. She’s sorry she got defensive, but she felt attacked. In Gary’s interview, he says, any issues he’s had with Daisy are easy for him to snap out of, and he doesn’t want to create more problems. They hug it out. At the table, Kelsie asks how many times Marcos has been in love, and he says, many. She starts to say something else, but he continues on about himself. Gabriela suggests he let Kelsie talk, and he says, f*** you. Gabriela says, Marcos is an insightful person, but tends to make a lot of things about him. In Marcos’s interview, he says, Gabriela is pushing his buttons. Maybe she’s right, but that doesn’t mean she has to offend him. Disrespect is a no-no. Kelsie says she’s never been open enough to be in love, and Gabriela tells Marcos, she just wanted to hear what Kelsie had to say. He says Gabriela is drinking too much, and will end up apologizing tomorrow. She doesn’t think so, and leaves the table. He says he doesn’t have time for drama unless it’s his.

In her interview, Gabriela says, when she was in her early twenties, she would have told everyone to f*** off and/or quit the job, but she’s more mature now. Marcos will never admit he’s at fault. Daisy finds Gabriela sitting on a bench, and Gabriela tells her that Kelsie was trying to speak, and Marcos made it about him. The conversation turned, and they went back and forth. She’s not apologizing for asking him to pipe down. At the table, Gary wonders what Marcos did to make Gabriela run away. Daisy tells Gabriela, men, can’t live with them, can’t live without them, but I’m not so sure the latter is true anymore because, modern science.

Back on the boat, the crew changes for the hot tub, while Glenn is once again wisely in bed reading with his headphones on. In Gary’s interview, he says, he’s never the first to leave a party, but they’re a man down, and all he wants is to catch up on sleep. Kelsie turns in too, and Gabriela drinks directly from a champagne bottle. After frolicking in the hot tub, and arguing some more with Marcos, Gabriela gets into Gary’s bunk. Shortly afterward, Marcos walks into the cabin, and wonders what she’s doing in his room. She tells him to keep it down; she’s trying to sleep. He says, she’s in his f***ing room. In Ashley’s interview, she says, this is what she’s talking about. Gabriela is fake. If she and Gary want to hook up, fine. She tells Colin that she’s not letting it get to her, and he asks why they’re fighting over Gary. Ashley says, they’re not, but if this is how it’s going to go, Gary needs to make a decision. During the car ride back, she didn’t kiss him; he kissed her. Colin says, she’s jealous; that’s the problem. Daisy says, bed, and Ashley whines that she’s not jealous. She doesn’t want or need Gary. Daisy tells Gary that she won’t get into the sh*tshow he created, but what time is he getting up? He tells her, ten, and Ashley wails that she doesn’t want any part of this. Kelsie listens from her bunk, no doubt glad she’s not part of it. Daisy keeps repeating, bed, and Ashley says Gabriela is making a fool of herself. In Daisy’s interview, she says she’s over it. She’s surrounded by idiots. Ashley moans that she owns up to her own bullsh*t, but not Gabriela. Then she promptly falls out of the top bunk onto her head. Daisy runs in, and asks if she’s okay. Ashley says she doesn’t know what happened, and cries, but tells Daisy that she’s fine. Daisy says, she’s okay, and goes back to her own cabin. Daisy tells Kelsie what happened, and says, Ashley will be fine. Her head is made of rocks. I literally lol.

Everyone slides out of bed in the morning, and in Ashley’s interview, she says, she doesn’t remember how she fell. She remembers Gabriela was in Gary’s bed. This is why she has major trust issues. We flash back to her telling Colin that she hasn’t spoken to her sister in years. Her sister screwed every guy she liked. Back at her interview, she says, it’s rude, gross, and disrespectful. Kelsie says, good news, zero hangover, and Gary tells Colin that Gabriela was in his bed. He doesn’t know what’s going on. He doesn’t remember kissing Ashley, and doesn’t want to kiss her. Daisy asks how Ashley’s head is, and Gabriela oversleeps, making her late for her shift. She says, being early girl is not her thing. She sarcastically tells Ashely, thanks for waking her up, and in interview, Gabriela says, she hates that she’s making a bad impression on people she looks up to, who are more experienced, and are great at their jobs. She wants to cry.

Gary tells Ashley that he didn’t ask Gabriela to hop in his bed. He doesn’t think he’s flirting too much, and she says he came on to her in the taxi. He says, sorry, and in the meantime, Gabriela is apologizing to Daisy. Daisy says she’s just mad about the liquor. She thinks it’s going too far. Ashley fell out of bed. They need to take it back a notch before someone gets hurt or fired. Ashely swears she doesn’t drink like this when she’s not here, and Daisy suggests she not drink like this here either. Glenn calls Gary, Daisy, and Marcos to the crew mess for a preference sheet meeting.

The primary is Dawn, a Chicago area vegan foodie. She’s bringing husband Tim, and friends Brian Marni, Lauren, and Jamie. They want to use all the water toys, and have five-star dining. Marcos says, it’s easier if they’re all vegan; one vegan is a challenge. Glenn says he’s sure Marcos can handle it. Their new deckhand will be here soon, but he doesn’t think before this charter drops. If they need help, ask Colin. They need to find a second wind. Daisy yawns. Gabriela tells Ashley that she wants to leave. She doesn’t trust any of them, and it’s an uncomfortable way to live life. Why she’s chosen Ashley to confide in, I’ll never know, but in her interview, she says her self-esteem is in the gutter. She wants Daisy’s respect, and knows she’s f***ing up. She’s imploding and embarrassed. Ashley thinks it’s just stress, but Gabriela says she doesn’t want to be here.

Ashley says she’s not good at this, but wants to give Gabriela a hug, and awkwardly does. She tells Gabriela, she doesn’t know what to say, and Gabriela says, she can start by telling her how she feels about what Gabriela just said. Ashley tells her that she won’t say anything, and Gabriela says, thanks for listening. Seriously, is she nuts? Ashley is going to tell Daisy the first chance she gets. Gabriela tells Gary that she likes their friendship, and when she gets in his bed, it’s just because she wants to snuggle. She apologizes, and he tells her, don’t be sorry, but don’t do it again. Kelsie asks Daisy if people aren’t getting along on the boat, and Daisy says it’s the same old. Gabriela tells Gary that she doesn’t like this version of herself on the boat, and Gary says, no one is perfect. They’re going to have personality conflicts, working together 24/7 on a small boat. Don’t worry. In Gary’s interview, he says, from day one, it was clear Ashley thought she should be second stew. We flash back to that, and Gary wonders if Ashley is going out of her way to make Gabriela uncomfortable. Wow. What an Einstein this guy is. He says, it’s the worst thing to do if you want to move up the ladder.

Gabriela asks if she and Ashley are okay. She just wants to finish the season, keep her job, and be friends with the people she works with. She’s done with drinking on their night off. She can’t afford any more bruises. Ashley says, same. During the night, a storm happens. Kelsie asks if Gary is ready for the day, and he says, no, but at least it was clean rain. Provisions come in, and in Gary’s interview, he says, now that Tom is gone, he and Kelsie have been sleeping a fraction of the time they should. He thinks if they tie the fenders to the dock, it’s a win-win situation. Glenn likes it, and I assume they must have a designated parking spot if they can do that. Glenn tells Gary that the storm brought swell, and it’s going to be rough. He’s going to use the sail to stabilize the boat. The guests are almost there, and Glen tells the crew that they’ll be rolling for an hour, but it will get better throughout the day. Gabriella spills an entire tray of filled champagne glasses, champagne and glass going everywhere. Gary jumps in to help, and Glenn tells Kelsie to get the hose ready. In Gabriela’s interview, she says, nailing it.

Glenn welcomes primary Dawn and guests to Menorca, and everyone makes introductions. He says, they have a great trip planned, and hands them over to Daisy for the tour. Daisy thinks the charter has a good vibe. There are large swells that make everyone feel a little seasick, and Glenn tells them, get ready to sail. The sails go up, the boat leans, everything slides, and Kelsie gets wrapped up in a cushion, but the guests are loving it. Glenn says, a runner stopped working, and tells Gary, they have an issue with the starboard runner. Gary calls Kelsie, and Glenn tells the guests, it’s a bit lumpy, but they should be able to get out of the roly sea. Gary says he’ll have to take everything out of the lockers, and things start falling out of cabinets, and doors slam.  

An unlocked glass sliding door starts banging open and shut. Gary radios Colin, who runs to the door, saying, it’s going to break. He tries to hold it, and Gary runs to the door on the other side, getting his finger slammed in it for his trouble. He says the mother f-word several times, as well as, it hurts, and goes in his cabin,

Next time, Daisy and Gabriela talk; Gabriela doesn’t think she’ll last four more charters; Daisy says it’s frustrating when she and the captain aren’t on the same page; and lots of stuff slides around.

🦁 The Lion Sleeps Tonight…

Journey with me tomorrow to the lands of soap and New Jersey. Until then, stay safe, stay accepting the differences in others, and stay not letting double standards be what you do.