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December 26, 2025 – GH Weekdays, Boxing Day In Port Charles, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, To Watch Later (Maybe), Clinging To the Season, Jingle Bell Pets, Happy Kwanzaa, 7 Plus 3 Equals 10 Quotes & Another

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🥢 Weekday Bites…                                                                           

Monday: 

Chase brought Brad and Britt into the station for their dine and dash. He said they’d made the waiter bring them everything on the menu, then stiffed him. Britt said they left to get the money to pay, and it was all a big misunderstanding.

Tracy went to the stables, and Cody asked what was wrong. She said she caught a thief. Perhaps Outback would like to bring her glove back.  

Kristina trooped into Alexis’s house along with Molly, Danny, and Jason. She said they’d brought Christmas to her because she’d said she had no time with the trial.

Nina met Ava at the MetroCourt, and asked Ava why she was there.

At a nearby table, Jordan said Drew told her the charges had been dropped against Curtis and the trial with Willow was proceeding. How did he pull that off?

Portia got a text from Trina, and told Isaiah that Trina was the one thing she couldn’t risk losing, but knew she might.

Trina thanked Gio for helping her bring in her tree, and he said he’d rather be there than where he had to go next.

Lulu thanked Laura and Sonny for coming. Dante was trying to make peace with Rocco. It was their first big family occasion, and she was counting on them to make sure Dante and Gio didn’t come to blows.

Jason said the holidays were important and should be spent with family, and Alexis agreed. She said, it’s what Sam would have wanted, and she had a three-way hug with Molly and Kristina.

Ava said she didn’t want to lose Nina’s friendship, but Nina said Ava had outed her to Portia. Ava said she’d vouched for Nina and told Portia to trust her, then Nina made her a suspect in Drew’s shooting. Portia had a right to be warned and if it had been Nina, she would have warned her too.

Curtis said new evidence had been discovered that strengthened the case against Willow, and Jordan said Turner chose the strongest case. He said he appreciated her support. He knew Trina hadn’t made it easy.

Portia said Trina texted her and she’d gotten to thinking that if the baby was Isaiah’s, she didn’t know how Trina would handle it. Isaiah said her marriage was over and she and Curtis had agreed to move on, but she said they weren’t divorced yet. Trina was already unhappy about Curtis and Jordan, and if she was pregnant with Isaiah’s child, the only way Trina would see it was that she was betraying Trina’s father – again.

Emma dropped off Trina’s Christmas gift and said she thought Gio was going to Lulu’s tonight. What happened?

Sonny told Laura that Gio wanted a relationship with his brother, and Laura said Rocco had been through so much, but she thought the way he refused to blame Gio and took responsibility for his own choices was admirable. She hoped Gio’s father saw that for the important step it was. Lulu said, wrangling the kids was one thing, but the thing that worried her most was wrangling Dante. Dante came in.

Danny asked if Alexis had seen Scout, and she said it was the upside of representing Willow. She hoped that Drew saw it too and her hard work paid off. Kristina asked where Cody was, and Molly said he was probably busy. She hadn’t seen him since Thanksgiving and wasn’t expecting to see him now. Jason said he was at the Brown Dog when Molly walked in as Britt was kissing Cody.

Brad said he wanted a lawyer, and Britt said her too. Didn’t they get a phone call? Chase put her phone on the table and said he’d be back.

Cody wrested Tracy’s glove from Outback and handed it to her, but she said, on second thought, throw it out. Cody said she could take it out of his wages, and she said she would. He asked if she realized that without Outback’s quick thinking, Ronnie would have signed and Tracy would have lost ownership of the house to Drew. Tracy said her gratitude only extended so far. It was Monica’s house when Outback moved in, but it was all hers now. Cody said she’d find new ways to terrorize him, but he knew she’d never separate him from his Princess Pie, and Tracy smiled.

Nina’s phone rang, but she told Ava that Ric could wait. This couldn’t.  She thought Ava, Portia, and Curtis were ignoring the fact that she didn’t turn Portia in. All she did was tell Sonny that Portia might have a motive because her daughter had been charged for attempted murder. She’d made worse compromises to save Willow.

Curtis told Jordan that Trina was Looking for someone to blame and didn’t want it to be him or Portia. She knew they had other problems, and Jordan wasn’t the reason their marriage ended. Jordan said it didn’t matter. Portia was pregnant and Trina was worried how it would affect her mother. Curtis said he’d made it abundantly clear that he was completely supportive and wanted to be present in every area of the baby’s life. They didn’t have to be together for that to happen.

Gio kissed Emma and said he was dragging his feet, but he was headed to Lulu’s. Trina said Gio helped her set up her tree, and Emma told him not to feel like he should go, but Gio said he was definitely going. If Dante was making an effort, so could he.

Dante said he didn’t know Sonny was coming, and Sonny said there was so much tension, the more family, the better. Laura said they were the grandparent buffer, when Rocco and Charlotte came downstairs. Lulu suggested they get to tree trimming, and Laura told Dante that since it was Christmas, they’d called in the big guns. Dante thanked her.

Dante asked if Rocco had heard from the DA about community service, but Rocco said that would happen after the holidays. Dante said if he needed any help, let him know, when Gio came in with a box from Eckerd’s. Lulu thanked him for coming and for bringing the cookies, and Rocco suggested Gio help him bring in more firewood. They went outside, and Sonny stopped Dante from following them.

Britt said no one in her family cared about her, and Brad said it was going to be the grey bar motel. He couldn’t go back to prison. He’d burned too many bridges. She said she had one more person she could call.

As they played backgammon, Tracy said it was lucky she preferred the company of animals to people, and Cody said it was less fun without her there. She said she greatly underestimated the weight of inheriting Monica’s house and all that came with it, and he asked if she’d officially stepped into her role as pack leader. She said she never expected to be responsible for the family, particularly Monica’s children and grandchildren. She had to protect them and keep the family together. He said it was like with him and Molly. Sometimes people saw the best in you and appealed to your better nature. Tracy said, oh?  

Jason said Britt had been drunk and he didn’t think Molly saw what she thought she had. Molly said she didn’t want to talk about it, but he said she’d left before Cody broke it up and spent the rest of the night watching the door. Kristina said it sounded like he was waiting for someone, when Jason’s phone rang. He asked what was going on, and Britt said she was so sorry to impose on his evening, but she was in a little trouble and being held at the PCPD. Jason said he was on his way, and told Danny that he had to take care of something. Danny said, do what he needed to, and Jason said he didn’t know how long he’d be. Kristina said they’d make sure Danny got home safe, and Jason left.

Ava said she’d been in the same position as Nina. They were alike and got defensive when they knew they were wrong. Nina said, true, but she didn’t appreciated being blindsided. She understood why Ava did it, and realized there might be no repairing her friendship with Portia, but she missed Ava and hoped she hadn’t lost her.

Jordan told Curtis that it wasn’t about his commitment to the baby. She believed it was about him breaking his commitment to Trina’s mother with her. Curtis said he’d never cheat on his wife, and it killed him to think Trina believed he would. She said, even if Trina knew that, Trina believed her presence was what undermined his marriage. She didn’t know how to get around that.

Isaiah said it wasn’t good for Portia and the baby. The only thing she could control was how she took care of herself and the baby. If she took everyone out of the equation, him included, how did she feel about being pregnant and having a baby? She said she thought it was the most incredible surprise blessing ever. She was so happy about this baby and already in love with this baby. And she was scared. There were so many unknowns, but she just wanted to have a safe, healthy pregnancy and be a good mom. He kissed her hand.

Lulu suggested Dante give Rocco and Gio space. The house was already under supervision. He didn’t have to play porch police and couldn’t control every interaction. If they were lucky, Gio and Rocco would be in each other’s lives a long time. It was up to them as brothers to figure out their relationship and he didn’t want to get in the way of that. Dante agreed.

Outside, Rocco said he was sure Gio had better things to do, but Gio said he wanted to be there. It was important.

Laura told Sonny that they’d do what they had to in order to protect the family. They couldn’t ever allow Sidwell to put any of them in jeopardy. Sonny said they’d play along. He sold his piers and Laura would announce that she was supporting that. She said she knew they were making Sidwell overconfident, but was praying the end would come more quickly than slowly. Sonny said they’d do what they needed to protect the people they loved.

Tracy said, Cody was involved with Molly. She’d missed a lot. Cody told her that just saying her name didn’t mean they were involved. He didn’t even know if he and Molly were talking. She asked what he’d done, and he said, when they got close to doing something, he blew it, and she said, fix it. Despite Molly’s parentage, she had a good head on her shoulders. He said Molly was smart, beautiful, and honest. She had ethics. She asked if that disqualified him from dating her, and he said Molly probably figured it out too. He’d invited her out to a bar on Thanksgiving and she ghosted him. It was probably for the best.

Kristina said she finished Molly’s manuscript and loved it. It was really good. Molly thanked her for reading it and said she needed somewhere to put her creative energy when she saw Cody with Britt. Kristina suggested she cut Cody some slack, and Molly said she wondered why she got worked up. They weren’t dating and never even said they were interested in each other. Danny asked if they wanted a guy’s perspective.

On the phone, Alexis told someone to find the person. She needed them in court tomorrow… Check the hospital. If they find Amy Driscoll, they’ll find the person.

Brad asked if Jason was Britt’s sugar daddy, but Britt said he was helping her get back on her feet. It was nice that someone cared about her welfare. Jason came in and Britt said they’d each thought the other was treating, but had their wires crossed. They left to get the money, and it was a misunderstanding. The restaurant thought they were skipping. Britt asked if he could help, but Jason said he wasn’t bailing Brad out, and left. Brad said if Jason really cared about Britt, he’d care about her friend too.  

Kristina asked Danny to share his wisdom, and he said, guys never knew if a girl was interested. They hoped, but never knew. Molly asked, why? and he said they were dumb. They needed things spelled out. Cody probably thought Molly was too good for him. If she liked him, she had to make it obvious. Tell him. Molly said he was right. Guys were dumb, but he was a genius. She grabbed her coat, and Alexis asked where she was going. Molly said she was going to find Cody.

Tracy said Molly wouldn’t be orbiting Cody if she didn’t see something worthwhile. He needed to take a chance and go for it. She won anyway. She got up, but he said they weren’t finished, and she said he just hadn’t seen it yet. He said it had started to snow, and she was wearing riding boots. Allow him to walk her up to the main house. She said, very gentlemanly, took his arm, and they left.

Rocco brought in some wood and told Laura that he had something important to say to her. Everything had been crazy and he’d had no opportunity to apologize. She’d been running in an important race and his actions jeopardized that. He was grateful for her standing by him, and even more grateful that she was still mayor. He thanked her for all her support, and she hugged him and said he was so welcome. Gio and Dante looked at each other.

Emma told Trina that she cared about Gio. The night of the Nurses Ball changed everything. She saw his heart ripped open and wanted to fix it, but knew he had to fix it on his own. Trina said Emma supported him and that meant everything. When your life was unraveling, you told yourself that you wanted to be alone, but the truth was, you needed your people around you. Gio was Emma’s person. Emma said she thought Gio needed to face Dante tonight, but that didn’t mean he had to do it alone, and Trina said Emma couldn’t go empty handed, but she had just the thing.

Nina told Ava that Crimson ran an article about how real friendships added quality to a person’s life. She was thinking that’s what Ava’s friendship did. Ava was the person she confided in and turned to when she needed advice, even when she didn’t take it. Ava said Nina did the same for her. She never felt like Nina was judging and Nina knew what she’d done. She liked having Nina in her corner and Nina better believe she was in hers. Nina wondered what she was going to do about Portia, and Ava said the bridge wasn’t necessarily completely burned. Portia knew Nina’s back was against the wall and she’d do anything to protect her daughter. It could be fixed.

Jordan said she didn’t want to risk Curtis’s relationship with his daughter. Fair or not, Trina saw Portia as the injured party. Her being pregnant and alone amplified everything. Maybe they should call it quits before it went any further.

Isaiah said he was realizing how miraculous it would be for him if this was his baby. It would keep him and Portia in each other’s lives. She deserved to feel supported. He knew things were complicated, but how could he help? Portia said he was doing it. Just being there, saying exactly how he felt, being with her with no judgement. It was more than she could ask for. She snuggled against him.

Brad told Britt that Jason was bad news. He was Michael’s uncle and held a grudge forever. For a professional hitman, he was super judgmental. Britt said, stop it, but he said Jason wasn’t a person she could rely on. He let Britt fall for him, then dropped her for Carly. Now he’s letting her rot because she’s friends with him. Was he really the guy she wanted?  

Outside, Gio saw Emma and asked what she was doing there. She said, bearing gifts. What’s Christmas without mistletoe? She might have made him feel like he had to do this alone, but he didn’t. Gio said, thanks, and held up the mistletoe. They kissed.

Laura asked if Charlotte was worried about her dad, but Charlotte said she was sure he was fine. Laura said she was probably right. They’d had clashes, but one thing she never questioned was Valentin’s love for her. She didn’t know why he chose to be a fugitive again, but wherever he was, he’d be happy to know she was surrounded by family and love. She hugged Charlotte and said everything would be okay.  

Sonny hugged Rocco, and Dante said Rocco gave a nice apology to his grandma. Rocco thanked him, and Dante held out his hand. Rocco shook hands with him, and Lulu told Laura it was a Christmas miracle.

In the squad room, Chase hung up the phone, and Britt wondered if they really had to stay the night in jail. Brad said it was so gross, when Chase walked in. Britt said, what next? and Chase took their photos. She asked what he was doing, and Brad said he didn’t sign a release. Chase said they were free to go. Their pictures were going up on Café Cherie’s wall. They could never set foot in there again. Britt said, what about the bill? and Chase said it was paid, along with a 40% tip for the waiter they’d stiffed. Britt asked, who paid? and Chase said, Jason Morgan.  

Jason went back to Alexis’s house and said what he had to take care of wasn’t serious. He wanted to be there. Alexis said they all wanted to be there, especially Danny, and Jason said he wasn’t missing out on time with Danny the way he had with Monica. Alexis’s phone rang, and she said, any luck?… She knew Amy would come up with the address. Have it delivered as soon as possible. Danny put the star on the tree, and Alexis said the evening was coming together.

Trina put the star on her tree and got on the couch. She looked at a photo of her parents on her phone, pulled a blanket around her, and leaned against the pillow.

Curtis said he wasn’t throwing away what he and Jordan had. Trina was fair-minded and when she saw they’d acted perfectly honorably, she’d come around. Jordan said seeing her family changed would hurt, and he said, changed wasn’t easy, but he wanted to be with her. He wasn’t giving her up yet. They kissed.

Portia asked what Isaiah was thinking, and he said he hoped the baby was his. She said, despite everything? and he said, even with the complications. She said she hoped he was the baby’s father too, and they kissed. There was a knock at the door, and Isaiah opened it. A man asked for Portia Robinson, and Portia asked what was happening. He said she’d been served, and she snatched the document from him. She told Isaiah that it was a subpoena. She’d been ordered to appear in court tomorrow at the trail to be a witness for the defense.  

Molly went to the stables and called for Cody. She saw Outback and said she came to see his dad who wasn’t there. She hadn’t thought it through. Merry Christmas. She knew Santa would be good to Outback. She’d been such a good girl. She turned around and saw Cody. He asked what she was doing there, and she said looking for him. He asked, why? and she kissed him. She asked if she read it wrong, but he said, no. She just beat him to it. Then he kissed her.

Tuesday:

Ava met Portia in her office and said she’d sounded panicked. Portia said she’d been subpoenaed to testify at Willow’s trial.

Dante wondered why Portia was added as a last-minute witness, and Turner said maybe it had something to do with her husband being a suspect.

Kai told Curtis that Trina had offered to keep him company, and Trina said she found it entertaining, like a real-life crime show. Curtis said it was real life for sure.

Brook asked if Chase was okay, and he said he didn’t realize Dante would be there for his testimony. She told him to choose his words wisely, but he said he’d done it a million times and knew what he was doing.

Loaded down with shopping bags, Laura met Martin at the MetroCourt. She said, every year she told herself that she’d do her shopping early, then she’d be scrambling right around… He said, now? and she told him not to look because she had his gift in there. He said he’d thought all he was getting was a lump of coal.

At a nearby table, Michael told Tracy that lunch was on him, and she said it should be since she perjured herself for him. He asked how long she was going to hold that over his head, and she said as long as Monica held the house over hers. He said, so forever. Relax. Her part was done. She said Alexis had reserved the right to call her back to the stand.

Drew said he hoped Alexis was prepared to mount a rigorous defense, and Willow said she was sure Alexis had it under control. Alexis said if all went as planned, she’d prove the police arrested the wrong person.

Laura said she was angry about how Martin treated Tracy, but he was her brother and she loved him. He said that meant a lot. He hadn’t heard from her since the night of the debate. She said she was sorry, but she’d been incredibly busy with work. She planned to spend more time with him. She and Doc were hosting a Christmas Eve dinner. Would he like to join them? He said he’d be there with bells on.

Michael said he understood Tracy being unsettled, but if Alexis had more questions, she would have asked them then. Tracy said she wasn’t dropping her guard. When was it his turn? He said, not today, and she said she was surprised he didn’t go anyway. He said he was curious, but didn’t want Alexis using him as a pawn again. Tracy said, if anyone could get Willow exonerated, it was Alexis.

Alexis asked Chase to tell the jury about his relationship to the defendant, and he said Willow was his former wife, but they were still close friends. She asked if he was involved in the investigation regarding Drew’s shooting, and he said he was. She asked if he was satisfied with the conclusion, and he said he wasn’t. She asked if he voiced his concerns, and he said he did. She wondered if anything came of it, but he said, no. So he began his own investigation. He believed, and still did, that Willow was innocent. She said, based on? and he said, Willow’s character. She wasn’t capable of shooting anyone. Turner objected, saying it called for opinion, and Judge Sullivan said, sustained. Chase said he also believed there was a lack of evidence against Willow, while there was evidence against other suspects.

Ava said the subpoena showed Portia would be testifying for the defense. Maybe they’d ask about Drew’s injuries, since she operated on him. Portia said she doubted it because they waited until the last minute, and Ava said, don’t panic, but Portia said, how could she not? Thanks to Nina, Alexis knew she had a motive. Ava said Alexis didn’t know what the motive was. It was just a rumor Nina passed to Sonny. There was no proof. Portia said they could twist things, and Ava said, as someone with a lot of experience, take her advice. If Alexis asked her anything about Drew, say as little as humanly possible. Portia said, what if Alexis made it seem like she shot Drew? and Ava said Portia wasn’t the person on trial. Willow was.

Turner objected and said Willow had been charged. Unnamed suspects weren’t on trial. Alexis said she was going to explore a third-party culprit, and the judge said, overruled, but it wasn’t free reign to go on a fishing expedition. Alexis asked how many suspects had been considered, and Chase said, initially, eight. Seven had strong circumstantial evidence and two had questionable alibis. Alexis said, but they zeroed in on Willow alone, and he said, correct. She asked if they rushed to judgement, but Turner objected stating, opinion. Judge Sullivan said, sustained, and Alexis said she’d rephrase. What was his take on Willow’s arrest? Chase said, it was premature. The other suspects hadn’t been sufficiently investigated, and one was arrested just days ago. Alexis asked, what happened? and he said, the suspect was released. She asked if the evidence had disproved them, but he said, no. She said, but they still pursued Willow Tate? and he said, correct. In his opinion, it was a huge miscarriage of justice.

Turner said, when she’d last checked, the PCPD wasn’t on trial, and the judge told Alexis to get to the point. Alexis said Chase believed Willow was innocent. Was there more? He said he had no concrete proof, but she wasn’t at the scene of the crime and there was nothing to disprove her claim that she was just driving around. There was no chain of evidence as to how the gun ended up in her room. They focused on Willow even though there was a serious lack of hard evidence. Alexis had no further questions, but reserved the right to recall the witness. Turner said, Chase conducted his own investigation because he believed his ex was innocent. Was he able to prove her innocence? Alexis said, vague, and Turner said she’d rephrase. In the course of his findings, did he uncover any definitive piece of evidence that exonerated Willow? Chase said, no, but… She said, the gun was found where? and he said, in the dresser in the room where Willow was staying. She asked if Willow was arrested before or after the discovery, and he said, after. She said it didn’t sound like a rush to judgement, and Alexis objected. Turner said, withdrawn. No further questions. Chase stepped down, and Dante said Chase needed to meet him at the station – now.

Tracy thanked Michael for lunch and said she had some unfinished business with Martin. Michael said, play nice, but she said, not without a court order, and even then… She went over to Martin’s table and said she apologized for the interruption. She’d had no chance to congratulate Laura on her reelection. She understood Laura also convinced Sonny to sell his piers. Laura said she thought it was what was best for everyone, and Tracy said Jenz Sidwell wouldn’t be her first choice, but beggars couldn’t be choosers. Laura asked, how was Europe? and Tracy said, restful and restorative. Just what she needed after the trauma suffered at the hands of Laura’s brother. Laura said she’d been mortified and was so sorry, but Tracy said Laura had nothing to apologize for. Laura said she thought that was Martin’s cue. He owed Tracy a thank you and an apology.

Portia thanked Ava for coming with her. She hadn’t heard back from Trina and wanted to give her a heads up in case things went badly. Ava told her, positive thoughts for Trina. They went in and Alexis called Portia to the stand.

Martin said he was sorry. He was sorry he’d forged Monica’s will. It wasn’t nice. Tracy said it was despicable. He betrayed her sister-in-law and subverted her final wishes. He said, Tracy was right. He was wrong. Monica deserved better. Tracy said what about the rest of her family? They were neck deep in grief and he made it worse. He said if he could go back, he would, and Tracy said imagine if Monica hadn’t stashed away the original copy. If he was really sorry, he’d stand up to that despicable boss of his.

Drew asked why Alexis was putting Portia on the stand, and Alexis said it would help Willow’s case. She asked Portia to state her occupation, and Portia said, Co-Chief of Staff at General Hospital. Alexis asked if she had access to the database of patient’s test results, and Portia said she did. Alexis asked if she’d ever altered or falsified results, and Portia said, yes, once. She altered the results of Heather Webber’s tests. She was a dangerous criminal who had recently been on a killing spree, and she was afraid if Heather was released, she’d try to hurt her daughter – again. She altered the results of Heather’s blood panel, hoping to keep her in prison where she belonged. Alexis said it was perfectly understandable. She was a mother trying to protect her child. Did anyone find out? Portia said, a couple of people, and Alexis asked if the congressman was one. Portia said, yes, and Alexis asked what he did with the information. Portia said he blackmailed her with it.

Brook found Michael and said Chase gave his testimony. In trying to saved Willow, he ended up risking his entire career.

Dante asked Chase, what the hell was that? and Chase flashed back to Alexis telling him it was an enormous risk, and him saying that Willow’s freedom was worth it. He said he took an oath to tell the truth, and Dante said he undermined the department and threw the trial in jeopardy. Chase said, Willow shouldn’t be on trial to begin with, but Dante said it wasn’t his call to make. Like it wasn’t his call to investigate on the side. He’d tarnished the badge and didn’t deserve to wear it. Chase said if he didn’t, neither did Dante.

Alexis asked what Drew coerced Portia to do, and Portia said her husband was the head of Aurora Media and Drew wanted her to persuade him to pull the negative coverage. Alexis asked if she gave into Drew’s demands, and Portia said she had to. He said he’d expose her secret. She’d lose her job and career and could go to prison. Alexis said it must have made her angry. Was it fair to say she hated Drew? Portia said, yep, and Alexis said, enough to shoot him? Turner objected, leading the witness, and Portia said she didn’t shoot Drew. Judge Sullivan suggested Alexis change direction, and Alexis asked if Portia was every at the Quartermaine estate. Portia said, yes, to visit Monica for advice a couple of times. Alexis asked if she knew the last time she visited, and Portia said, September, before Monica died. Alexis asked if she knew where Edward Quartermaine’s gun collection was kept, but Portia said, no. Alexis asked where she was on September 2nd from 9:45 to 10:30 on the night Drew was shot, and Portia said she didn’t shoot him. Alexis said, that wasn’t the question, and Portia asked why it mattered. The judge told her that if she didn’t comply, she could be held in contempt, and Portia said, please don’t. Alexis wouldn’t get the answer she was looking for. Alexis reminded Portia that she was under oath. Where was she? Portia said she was at the MetroCourt in a hotel room, and Alexis asked if she had a receipt or confirmation. Portia said, no, and Alexis asked, why not? Portia said it wasn’t in her name, and Alexis asked whose name it was under. Portia cried and said she was with Dr. Isaiah Gannon.

Portia said her marriage was over. She and Curtis had decided to end things, and she’d been leaning on Dr. Gannon for comfort. Alexis said she didn’t need to explain. She had no further questions. Portia told Trina that she was so sorry. She never wanted Trina to find out. Trina ran out of the courtroom.

Laura asked why Martin needed to stand up to Drew, and Tracy said Drew managed to steal her family’s heirlooms and she’d asked Martin to help recover them. Martin said he tried, but Drew wasn’t having it, and Tracy said she’d press charges. Martin said he’d lived up to his part of the bargain and confessed to Laura, but Tracy said it was Ned’s bargain. Laura suggested he talk sense into Drew, but Martin said he didn’t think Drew would change his mind. Laura said he could try, and Tracy looked at him. He said he supposed he could, and Tracy said there was no time like the present. He said, anything to get her off his back, and left.

Brook told Michael that Chase said the PCPD botched the investigation and overlooked suspects. He didn’t name names, but it didn’t go over well with Dante. They left for the station before she could talk to them. Michael said, Chase made it clear to anyone who would listen that Willow was innocent, and Brook said Chase was now in serious trouble.

Chase told Dante that it was clear Willow hadn’t been given a fair shake, and Dante said, by him? Chase said, and the department. Dante used his position as Acting Commissioner to steer the investigation away from his brother when so many signs pointed to him. Michael loathed Drew and had easier access to the gun. He was at Elizabeth’s house before it turned up. Dante said Michael had an alibi, and Chase said it was paid for. Dante said Anna had been running the investigation at the beginning. Was she biased? Chase said, no. Once Dante took over he pushed for Willow to stand trial. He thought that Dante had screwed up Michael’s life once before by sending him to prison, and consciously or unconsciously, he wanted to make sure that didn’t happen again.

Turner asked if Portia needed a minute, but Portia said, let’s get this over with. Turner said, to be clear for the jury, the night of September 2nd from 9:45 until 10:30, she was with Dr. Gannon at the MetroCourt, correct? Portia said, yes, and Turner said the prosecution was satisfied, but could subpoena Dr. Gannon. Alexis said it wasn’t necessary, and Turner said she had no further questions. Portia stepped down and looked at Curtis.

In the hallway, Trina asked how her mom could betray her dad like this, and Kai said he knew it was a huge shock, but Trina said, that’s what she does. She lies. Kai asked what he could do, and Trina said she needed to go home. Portia came out and said she was so sorry, but Trina said she didn’t want a lame apology. Portia said Trina had the right to be angry, but she never meant to hurt Trina or her father. Curtis said, stop. She didn’t get to do this. He asked Kai to take Trina home, and they left. He told Portia that he just wanted to know one thing. Was this baby his?

Alexis said the defense was ready, but Judge Sullivan said it was late, and the holidays were upon them. He was calling a recess. Alexis said there was time to call another witness, but he said it was his courtroom, and he’d decided he’d heard enough. They were adjourned until after the new year. Happy holidays. See her in two weeks. Drew said, that was a disaster.

Dante said Chase was way out of line, and Chase said he shouldn’t have brought up the Michael thing. In Dante’s role as Commissioner, he’d been determined to lay the shooting at Willow’s feet. Curtis meeting with Selina didn’t even give him pause. Dante said they arrested Curtis, but Chase said, then he cut Curtis loose. Dante said the camera footage showed Willow near Drew’s house when she said she wasn’t. The footage was so damning, it was lucky the file was corrupted. Chase told him, just say it, and Dante asked Chase to tell him that he wasn’t the one who got rid of it.  

Turner said someone would be in touch with Drew regarding the extortion accusation. In the meantime, happy holidays. She left, and Drew said it was Alexis’s fault. Now he was looking at an extortion charge. Alexis said he shouldn’t have blackmailed Portia, and he said he couldn’t believe she went after an innocent woman. She said she cast reasonable doubt, and he said, now she ruined Portia’s life. She said she felt horrible, but don’t act like he gave a damn, and Willow said she believed if they tried pointing the finger… Drew told Alexis to forget spending time over the holidays with Scout. It was a hard no. Willow looked shocked.

Laura said she hoped Tracy understood that she loved her brother, but didn’t approve of what Martin had done to her. Tracy said she could tell, and Laura said she was kind of shocked that he was capable of something so spiteful. Tracy said, maybe she wasn’t as familiar with Martin as she thought, and Laura wondered how it got so ugly. Tracy said she didn’t remember, but hoped Martin finally learned his lesson.

Brook said Chase risked everything for Willow, and Michael said Chase was sticking up for someone he believed in. He would be surprised if Chase hadn’t. Brook said it was one of the reasons she’d married him, his principles. He fought for justice, but picked the wrong fight. Michael said, don’t let that stop her from loving him. Don’t let Willow destroy their happiness. It was too late for him, but not for her.

Chase said he told Dante already that he hadn’t tampered with the footage, and Dante said he wasn’t the only one interested in Chase’s rogue investigation. Chase said show him where he did something wrong, and Dante said it wasn’t for him to decide, but Chase was suspended. He needed Chase’s badge and gun now. Chase put them on the table and walked out.

In the car, Kai said, talk to him, and Trina said she was so afraid her dad was cheating on her mom. It never occurred to her it was the other way around. She knew her mom and Dr. Gannon were friends, but didn’t know… Oh my God. What if the baby wasn’t her dad’s? What if it was Dr. Gannon’s?

Portia said she didn’t know if the baby was Curtis’s or Isaiah’s, and Curtis said now he knew why she didn’t want to tell him. She said she wanted to take the paternity test after her first trimester. She wanted to be safe. He asked, what if it was Dr. Gannon’s? and she said she would have told the truth. He wondered why he believed her when all she did was lie and keep secrets. It was the exact reason why they weren’t together. She said she tried to handle it as best she could, and he said at least she told the truth on the stand, but Trina… He didn’t know how she could come back from this. Portia said Trina was a grown woman. She needed to explain it to her. He said she needed to leave Trina alone. If Trina wanted to hear from her, she’d reach out. Portia said she was really sorry about this, and he said, that he believed. He just didn’t give a damn. He walked out, and she cried. Ava sat next to Portia and put her arm around her.

Reporters were waiting for Drew and Willow. They asked if it was true that Drew blackmailed the General Hospital Co-Chief of Staff. How often did he dictate media coverage? Drew said, no comment, and a reporter asked if Willow knew about her husband’s extortion. Drew said, no comment, but the reporter said the question was for his wife, and Drew hustled Willow out.

On the phone, Alexis told Diane, it couldn’t have gone worse, when a man came in. He asked if she was Alexis Davis, and she said she’d call Diane back. She said, yeah, that was her, and he handed her an envelope. She said, what’s this? but he said it was above his pay grade. Have a good day. He left and she opened the envelope, taking out a typewritten page: Dear Miss Davis, I thought you might find the following information useful. The night of Congressman Cain’s shooting, Michael was at Drew’s house and Tracy Quartermaine saw him there. Merry Christmas.

Wednesday:

Brook and Chase approached Maxie’s, and Chase said, after his suspension, Nathan and Mac might not be happy to see him, but it was for Maxie’s kids. Unless she thought they should leave. She said, absolutely not. He was where she wanted him to be, by her side. He said, always, and they kissed. Mac opened the door.

Elizabeth stopped by Portia’s office to see if she needed anything, and Portia said if she’d been fired instead of suspended, she might take Elizabeth up on her offer. She hoped to be back soon, but she was kidding herself, wasn’t she?

Curtis said he hoped Marshall wasn’t in trouble for missing the Christmas tour dates, but Marshall said his family needed him, so here he was. How was Curtis holding up? Curtis said, not so great. He already loved Portia’s baby, but the thought that it might not be his… Marshall said he was so sorry. He couldn’t imagine what Curtis was feeling. Curtis said, anger and frustration. He couldn’t believe Portia lied to the family again. Trina was furious and he was hoping seeing Marshall would make her feel better. Marshall said he’d do his best.

Sonny said he hoped everyone was hungry, since he’d made his mother’s pasta. He’d been cooking for several days. He wanted to stick to his mother’s traditions. She loved the holidays. Rocco’s father was bringing something by. There was a knock at the door, and Sonny said, speak of the devil. He let Dante in, and Dante said he’d gotten lucky.

Britt nearly ran into Lucas on the stairs at the hospital and said, just when she thought working on Christmas Eve couldn’t get worse. He said, in World War I, the soldiers called a truce. Maybe they could follow their lead and call a cease fire. She said they could go back to hating each other tomorrow, and Britt said she had a family party to go to, but was called in, and he said he volunteered so another doctor could spend the night with their kids. She said, of course (🍷) he did.

Jack gave Carly a gift and said he’d trust her not to open it until tomorrow. She said, maybe, but he’d already gotten her a necklace, and she felt guilty enough leaving him alone on Christmas. He said she had nothing to feel guilty about, but she said she was a mother. There was always something to feel guilty about. She didn’t want Donna to miss out. He said he didn’t want Donna to miss out either. As long as he had her every other day, he could do Christmas without her.

Valentin put a candy cane on the tree in the attic, when Donna opened to door. She saw the tree and said, Santa? She ran out.

Elizabeth said they’d given Britt another chance, and Portia said, as a ward clerk. Elizabeth said she hoped they’d give Portia one too. She was an amazing doctor. Portia said her career might be the only chance she had at salvaging anything, and Elizabeth said she was sorry everything went public. Portia said the last thing she wanted was to hurt the hospital’s reputation, and Elizabeth said she did what she thought was right. Portia said she’d never regret protecting her daughter. But it led to Drew’s blackmailing her and gave her a motive. Then Alexis forced her to tell the world that she had an affair.

Stella hugged Marshall and said she’d been cooking all day, and it gave her comfort. After hearing about Portia, she needed some. Curtis said, so did Trina. Christmastime was for family and he wanted to make sure Trina knew she had one. He didn’t want to make her feel worse, and needed them to help him stay focused on what he had to do. There was a knock at the door, and Trina came in with Kai. There were hugs all around.

Brook said she was glad Georgie went with Spinelli to see Maxie, and Felicia said Georgie wanted to see her. She was glad they were together. Brook said she was glad they were too, and glad Emma was there for Gio.

Chase told Mac that he knew things were tense, but Mac said, not tonight. It was about the kids.

James said he was getting his own saddle for Christmas. His mom said if you wrote a letter to Santa, he’d bring you what you wanted. Felicia said she’d set up the laptop so they could Facetime with Sasha and Uncle Robert, and James said Daisy was lucky. It was already Christmas in Australia. They left to make the call, and Nathan asked Cody if the saddle would be on time. Cody said it was guaranteed to be delivered by midnight tonight, and Nathan said it was hard enough without letting James down. The doorbell rang, and Nina and Obrecht came in. Cody’s phone dinged and he said, no, no, no. The package can’t be delayed.  

Lulu asked Charlotte what things she did with her father on Christmas, and Charlotte said it depended on where they were. When they were in Finland, he took her to a reindeer farm. They had a Santa and it was like being in a fairytale. Lulu said, amazing, and Charlotte said, it could be lonely, knowing Lulu was sick. When Rocco told her that she’d woken up, she was happy. She’d missed Lulu. Lulu said now she missed her dad, and Charlotte said she did, but she loved Lulu and Rocco and was happy spending Christmas with them. They hugged and Lulu said her too.

Gio asked Rocco if it was still tense between him and his dad, and Rocco said he wasn’t ready to forgive Dante for being unfair to Gio. Gio said he appreciated Rocco having his back, but didn’t think Rocco should be mad at his dad on his account. Dante was really trying and maybe Rocco should give him a break. Dante told Sonny that he didn’t want to mess up Christmas and thought he’d go to work, but Sonny said that would be the worst thing. Take it from someone who had been through the same experience, the hard part was having to let Rocco be upset. Dante had to prove to Rocco that he was here for him no matter what.

Carly said when she’d visited Jack in Pentenville, she had no idea they’d end up where they were, and Jack said it surprised him too. Back then, she was just a bright spot on dark days. Having her in his life changed him in ways he never anticipated. Donna came in and said, Santa left a Christmas tree in the attic. Come see.

Britt told Lucas that her brother invited her, her mother, and Nina to spend Christmas with James, but it was probably best that she was there. Things were better between her and her mother, but a long way from great. Without her there, her mother could relax and enjoy the holidays with Nathan and James. What was he doing? Lucas said he and Marco had plans later tonight, and she said, no second thoughts about moving into Windymere? He said, not a one.

Nina said she wished Britt was there, but Obrecht said Britt had to work. She needed the money. But her beloved son was there and it was the definition of a Christmas miracle. Cody told Nathan that the gift arrived at the Port Charles Distribution Center, but the drivers were overloaded, so he was going to get it himself. James asked if Nathan and Cody were mad at him because he didn’t go see his mom with Georgie and Spinelli.  

Obrecht told Nina to find some holiday spirit. She was bringing the party down. Nina said, after the trial, she couldn’t stop thinking about what Portia went through because of her.

Portia told Elizabeth that she couldn’t stop thinking about the look on Trina’s face when she admitted what she’d done. Trina wouldn’t even talk to her afterward. Elizabeth said it was raw and painful right now. Give it a few days. Trina wasn’t going anywhere and they’d always be connected. They were family. Portia said the baby was part of the family too.

Stella said Trina looked beautiful, and Trina said, thanks, but she wasn’t feeling very Christmasy. She was angry when she found out her mom lied to her about who her father was. After swearing she’d never betray Trina again, here they were… Stella said she was so sorry Trina was going through this, but Trina said her mom didn’t get to ruin her holiday. Stella agreed and asked if Trina wanted some eggnog. Trina said, sounds great.

Rocco said he hated the way things were with him and his dad, but couldn’t forgive him, and Charlotte said no one was asking him to. He could still be mad, but it was Christmas and she realized what she’d give to see her dad. His dad was there and trying hard to fix things. Rocco told her, that’s what Gio said. His dad had always been the kind of person he wanted to be. She suggested instead of focusing on what Dante had done wrong, think about what he’d done right.

Gio told Sonny that he was heading out to the Scorpio party. He wasn’t avoiding Dante. Emma invited him. Sonny said, of course (🍷) he should go. He was proud Gio had been willing to come by. He had a truce with Dante for Rocco’s sake and was a good brother. The best thing that happened was him finding out Gio was his grandson. Gio said Sonny always treated him like family, but it was better now. It was official.

Carly said Donna wasn’t supposed to be in the attic at Christmastime, but Donna said she needed a ribbon for her dad’s present and there was a tree in the attic. Kristina arrived and said she came bearing the goods. She didn’t know Jack would be there. Jack said, on that note, he bid them Merry Christmas. He left, and Carly said she thought Kristina would be at her dad’s, but Kristina said Donna called and asked her to bring the prettiest ribbon ever. Carly said, if Donna asked Kristina to bring the ribbon, why was she in the attic? and Donna said, in case she didn’t like it. Kristina said she had excellent taste. How about that? She handed Donna some ribbon, and Donna said, perfect.

On the phone, Jack asked if they were ready to pull the trigger on Britt Westbourne… Good. Expedite it.

In the attic, Carly told Valentin that he could come out. They were alone. She’d told Donna the attic was off limits, but she should have known. Valentin asked if he needed to find a new hiding place, but she said Donna would be at Sonny’s tonight and after that she wouldn’t come up looking for presents. She thought Santa put up the tree. He said it was his first Christmas without Charlotte and thanked her for letting him stay. He knew she didn’t want him to be there. She said he didn’t give her much choice, but he said, even so. Enjoy the holiday with her family. She said she would and left.

Nathan said James did nothing wrong. Nobody loved Christmas more than James’s mom. She wouldn’t want him to miss Santa and the last thing she’d want was for him to be sad. Cody said she’d want James to have a fun and good Christmas, and Nathan suggested he take James to see her next week. James asked why Cody had his coat on. He wasn’t leaving, was he? Cody said James was stuck with him, and Felicia said dinner was ready. Nathan and James went in to dinner, and Cody said, save me some, ya animals, and got on his phone.

Molly was at the hospital when Cody called. She said, Merry Christmas, but he said, it may not be. She asked, what’s wrong? and he said he needed help for James.

Gio arrived at Sonny’s, along with Kristina who descended on Olivia’s cookies. Sonny asked if Carly was on her way, and Kristina said she had to take care of something first, and Gio said he was glad to see Donna before he left. She asked if he was going to see Emma. Was she his girlfriend? He said, yes, and she told him not to stay up too late. He needed to be in bed asleep for Santa to come. He promised he would, and said he’d see her tomorrow. She asked if he was going to play Christmas carols on the violin, but he said he didn’t have new violin yet. She said maybe Santa would bring it.

Britt showed Lucas a photo of Nathan and Obrecht that she’d received on her phone and said she was right. See how happy her mother was without her. Lucas said she could think that way, but he thought it was nice that Obrecht sent it. Obrecht was thinking about her.

Curtis asked if Trina remembered the year she asked for a desk for her dorm room, and she said, of course (🍷). He said her mother was busy at work, so he ordered it. They were sold out all over, so he went online and was able to find a nearly identical one. Marshall said, it was a good price too, and Curtis said, when the package came it was a little smaller than he’d expected. Trina said he’d accidentally ordered dollhouse furniture, when the doorbell rang. Marshall said they didn’t think it was Portia, did they? and Stella said, she’d better not show her face in this house. Trina opened the door to Jordan.

Trina thanked Jordan for coming and said she’d invited Jordan to come for a couple of reasons. Mostly because she wanted to apologize. Jordan said Trina didn’t need to apologize, but Trina said she did. She’d been unfair and blamed Jordan for her parents’ marriage breaking up. She shouldn’t have. She’d been hard on Jordan and was sorry. She hoped Jordan could forgive her. Jordan said there was nothing to forgive, and Trina said she’d basically accused her dad of cheating on her mom and was wrong about all of it. She was sorry. Curtis said it was okay, and Trina said she loved him so much. He hugged her and said he loved her too. Stella said she hoped Jordan was staying for dinner, and Jordan said she’d love to.

Elizabeth told Portia that Aiden was with Lucky. Cameron was spending Christmas with his girlfriend’s family, and Jake was in Spain with friends. Portia was more than welcome to stay the night and have Christmas with her. Portia thanked her and told her that Ava said the same thing, but she thought she needed time alone to think about what she was going to do. Elizabeth said she was a just a phone call away if Portia needed anything. Hang in there. She left, and Portia looked a photo of herself with Trina on her wedding day. She flashed back to Trina saying she didn’t want a lame apology, and cried.

Emma told Felicia that she wished her grandma had called, but she sent a photo. She showed Felicia a photo of Anna (or someone) in a motorcycle helmet, and said what her grandma was doing for the WSB must be big. Cody answered the door to Gio, and Emma said she was glad Gio was there. He said him too, and James said Gio had to open his present. Emma said she hoped he liked it.

Donna said Carly missed Gio, but Carly said she’d see him tomorrow. Donna said he still didn’t have a violin, so he couldn’t play carols, and Kristina suggested they go get some cookies. She and Donna went to the kitchen, and Carly said she couldn’t believe Sonny didn’t get Gio the Stradivarius. Sonny said he and Ned went in together on a violin, but they were waiting for Gio to give a sign that he wanted to play. Carly said, him and Ned? That was a surprise. Sonny said it showed how much they loved their grandson, when Donna asked to open the last window on the chocolate advent calendar. Charlotte looked at her phone and Carly looked at Charlotte.

Portia packed up the stuff in her office, when Isaiah came in. He said he didn’t see her after court. How was she doing? She said, since her entire world fell apart? Not great. He said he was so sorry, but she said she was the one who should be sorry. Their involvement became public, and she knew it’s what he wanted to avoid. He said they didn’t set out to hurt anyone. She made the best choices she could, and this is where they ended up. If he was lucky, this was their baby’s first Christmas, and he was hoping they’d spend it together.

Stella asked who was ready for her pecan pie, and Trina said she needed a few minutes, but Marshall said he’d been ready the whole day. Trina’s phone chimed and she said it was Ava wishing her a Merry Christmas. Kai asked if she thought it was from her mom, and she said, yeah. She was surprised her mom hadn’t bombarded her with calls and texts. He said maybe it was her Christmas gift, and she said she was glad it wasn’t her mom. She didn’t know what to say. He said she got to decide when and if she talked to her mom, and whatever she decided, he’d support her. She said she was glad he was there, and he said him too. They kissed.  

Gio unwrapped a didgeridoo, and Emma said she’d asked her parents to send it. Her grandpa gave it to her as a gift. Mac said it was horrific, but Emma said it might be a fun way for Gio to experience music again. Gio said he had no idea how to play it, but Emma said she could teach him. Someone knocked at the door, and Cody let Molly in. He said she was freezing, and she said the parking lot at the Distribution Center had no heat. He said he’d make it up to her, and gave Nathan a thumbs up.

Carly said she forgot the nativity. She found a set she’d had when the kids were young and thought she’d bring it. She was going to go back and grab it. She asked Charlotte to come with her. It was fragile, so maybe Charlotte could hold it on her lap on the way back. They left, and Donna said it was time to open a present. Sonny said she could only open one, and she said she wanted him to open the one from her instead.

Lucas asked, how’s Portia? and Elizabeth said she guessed okay. Lucas said he felt bad. Having your personal life on display for the whole world was awful. Elizabeth said she felt bad that Portia was spending Christmas alone, and he said they’d both been through a similar hell, but with the help of friends, they were still standing. She said she hoped Portia got through it too, when Britt joined them. Lucas said her phone alarm went off, and she looked at her phone and said, oh my God. Her medical license was reinstated. Elizabeth said now Portia and Terry would be her bosses, and Lucas said he guessed his letter did the trick. Britt said she didn’t care how it happened. She was going to be a doctor again. Merry Christmas to me.

Trina said the party needed music and asked if Marshall would play carols on his clarinet. He said only if she sang along, and Trina sang Silent Night over the next few scenes.

As they left the elevator, Isaiah took Portia’s hand and they left together. Elizabeth smiled at Lucas, and Britt sent a text to Obrecht. In the background, Jack looked at Britt.  

Obrecht showed Britt’s text to Nathan, and James hung up Maxie’s stocking.

Brook and Chase hugged, and Gio smiled at Brook.

Rocco took the last cookie, broke it in half, and shared it with Dante. Donna sat on Sonny’s lap.

Carly brought Charlotte to the attic and opened the door. Valentin came out and he and Charlotte hugged. Valentin told Carly, thank you.

🫔 Friday’s Three-Quarters Of an Enchilada…

No word-for-word this week because, holidays.

Tracy sits down, when Leo and Wiley come in. She says, the house where peace and quiet go to die, and Wiley asks if she wants to see what they found in the stable. Leo opens an empty box and says, it must have gotten out. Tracy says, Merry Christmas to me.

Molly and Kristina go to Alexis’s, and Molly says, they were only able to spend Christmas morning with her. Kristina says, they figured they’d spend the day after Christmas with her, have take-out, and watch Christmas movies. Alexis says she can’t. If she doesn’t get her work done, somebody else will suffer.

On the phone, Drew says, Christmas was yesterday. Find a media strategy to spin this so he doesn’t look like an extortionist… Maybe him being a hard-working congressman who cares about his constituents. He pays Martin for legal strategy. What was the buzz on the Hill? (Has anyone even seen Drew do his job ever?)

Scout tells Willow that she doesn’t know if she’ll get to give her family their presents, and Willow hugs her. Drew watches.

Lucas says he doesn’t know what Boxing Day is, and wonders if he’s dressed appropriately, but Marco says he looks great. Boxing Day makes the British expat in his dad happy. He thanks Lucas for putting up with it, but Lucas says, if it’s tradition, he’s in, since Marco has taken part in his. Marco says, trashy reality TV while drinking white wine with Ava? and Lucas says if Marco wants red wine, just say so. He’s just happy they’re together. They hug and Pascal skulks around.

Laura talks to Doc about what she’s serving and what she has to do and tells him that she needs Cointreau. He says, no matter what’s going on, she’s able to put her problems aside and make sure her family has a wonderful holiday. She says, it’s call compartmentalizing, but it only works to a point. It’s taking everything in her not to descend on Windymere with a pitchfork. He says, they have a pitchfork? and she says she can get one, but she won’t let her rage against Sidwell spoil the holiday. Doc hugs her and says she’s amazing. There’s a knock at the door, and Laura opens it to Lulu, Rocco, and Charlotte. Lulu says, Laura will never guess who she found, and Sonny says, ho-ho-ho. Am I late?

Michael looks under the sofa, and Wiley says, over here. Cody tells Tracy that he’s sorry. They got excited when they found a frog in the stable. Tracy says, why frogs? and he says, they’re cool. Normally, they hibernate, but Outback must have sniffed it out. She says, and she was worried that Outback wasn’t a good guard dog. Cody says, she’d subdue them with her cuteness. Wiley and Leo are invested in a rescue frog, so it wouldn’t be a big issue if they kept it? Tracy says, every other living thing on this planet resides in this house, and he says, it will bunk with him. Michael says he found it, and Brook leads the children with their frog to the kitchen to bake cookies.

Sonny tells Laura that he’s not staying long. He stopped by to see everybody, but he has to be someplace across town. It’s nice to see the kids. Rocco is in great spirits. Laura says she’s glad he put the trial and detention center behind him, and Sonny says, because of her. Dalton is gone. It’s over. She asks if he’s saying it was worth it, and he says, absolutely. Rocco deserves to be free and live his life, and it’s up to them to make sure he can.

Sidwell welcomes Lucy and says he’s delighted she could make it. She says she wanted to be there with him, and it gives her a chance to thank him for the Christmas gift. She tosses back her hair to show off her earrings, and wonders how he’d know how she’d look. And more important, how did he know diamonds are her absolute weakness? He says he didn’t know, and it was just a small token of his affection, and she says, if that was his idea of small, keep it coming. Pascal says, the buffet is in the dining room, and Lucy says she’s absolutely starving, but a buffet for two? Ava comes out of the living room and says, there’s more than two tonight. Lucy asks where Ava came from, and Ava says she’s been there. She tells Pascal that she’d love a martini, if it’s not too much trouble, and Pascal says, never.

Tracy says she’ll pay Cody to take the kids to the stable, and he says he’d be happy too, but he’s calling upon a lady. She asks if it would happen to be a certain Assistant District Attorney, and he says, Molly came through for him tonight big time. He hopes he can make it up to her… if she lets him. He didn’t see Tracy, so a happy, merry, belated Christmas. She says she’ll be thankful when the day is over, but it just keeps going on and on and on. It’s her fault. She wanted to see if she could carry on one Lord Larry tradition – Boxing Day. It’s supposed to be a reset after and abundant holiday, but it’s been turned into a holiday bake-a-thon. If only… He says, Monica were here, and she says, yep. Monica loved Christmas and was in charge of it. He says, instead of focusing on Monica not being here, it might be a good time to embrace those who still are.

In the foyer, Ned thanked Olivia. It was the first Christmas without Monica, and she’d been thoughtful, especially to his mother, who didn’t express her grief in a gentle way. She’d been snapping and Olivia bore the brunt of it when all she’d done was treat Tracy with kindness. Olivia says, after all these years of living with Tracy, she truly loves her, and what they both have in common is their love for him.

Molly says, Alexis has been working non-stop on Willow’s trial and asks if she slept. Alexis says, a few hours, and Kristina says, that’s not enough. It’s the holiday. Stop working and spend time with her family and friends. Alexis says she has the opportunity to go over the testimonies and make sure she didn’t miss anything, but Molly says she needs to take her mind off the case. Alexis says she took a gamble with Portia, and it backfired. Now Drew is furious with her. Kristina says, he always is, and Alexis says, that means Scout won’t be hearing from her family at Christmas or at all. If she doesn’t win this case, Drew will take Scout to DC, and none of them will see her again.

On the phone, Drew tells Martin that Portia had no evidence. People lie under oath all the time. Willow tells Scout that she’ll make sure Scout’s family gets their presents, and Scout thanks her. Willow says she knows it’s difficult to be away from the people you love during the holidays. As much as she loves being here with Scout and her dad, she’s missing Wiley and Amelia. Scout must miss her family. Scout says she misses her mom a lot, and Willow says, of course (🍷). Scout says, but it’s different. She knows she can’t see her mom, but she could see her family, if only her dad would let her.

Ava gives Lucas a drink, and he thanks her for the answer to what to do with his hands. She says, it’s a party. Take a breath, sip, relax. He says, parties make him nervous, but it’s important to Marco’s father, so it’s important to Marco, so it’s important to him. It’s the first year since Marco’s mother passed. He’s glad she’s here. Ava says she’s proud of him. It was a brave choice moving into Windymere. It seems to be going well. He says, it has, except for that butler Pascal. Ava says, he makes a good martini, and Lucas asks if Pascal isn’t kind of creepy. Ava looks at Pascal and says, a vaguely creepy vibe. Take advantage of his position as prince consort and tell him to leave. He says, Sidwell thinks he’s invaluable, and she says, take his time. When he feels more like it’s home, he’ll feel better about deciding who comes and who goes.  

Sidwell tells Jordan that she looks exquisite, and hopes she doesn’t mind if they talk a little shop. Drew will arrive shortly with his wife Willow. Jordan says, and he was wondering how they get Drew reelected if his wife is convicted of shooting him, and Sidwell says, precisely.

Drew asks, where’s Scout? and Willow says, in her room. What if they didn’t stay at home and took Scout to her grandmother’s for the night? Drew asks if that’s what Scout wants, and Willow says, it’s all she wants. Scout told her. Drew asks why she didn’t tell him, and she says, Scout didn’t want him to think she didn’t love him if she didn’t want to spend Christmas with him. She comforted Scout, but knew she couldn’t promise anything. The decision was up to him. It’s Scout’s second Christmas since she lost her mother and she’s feeling very alone.

Molly says, Drew is isolating Scout, and a third party is a definitive legal strategy. Alexis says she exposed Portia’s private life and added Drew blackmailing her, and she was no closer to proving Willow’s innocence. Kristina says, that’s why she needs to eat Noodle Buddha and watch a movie. Take a break and tomorrow she’ll look at it with fresh eyes. Molly says, even she knows part of trial preparation is resting and recharging. Alexis tried it her way. Why not give theirs a try?

Sonny tells Doc that he guesses Doc has a lot to say about helping Laura with her car trouble, but Doc says, all he has is gratitude. Laura was in an impossible situation. He wishes he’d been here, but he couldn’t be. He was glad Laura was able to call Sonny. Sonny says, Laura was going through a difficult time. He’s just glad Doc is in her corner now. Doc says him too. They’re all in this together and together they sink or swim. Sonny says, they’re going to swim, and they shake hands.

Olivia says, the whole thing opened her eyes to how much she loves her life with Ned. The whole time he was in the hospital, all she could think about was how happy he makes her. She knows she gets busy with the hotel and the family, and sometimes doesn’t see the forest for the trees, but she’s correcting her vision. The doctor called what Ned had a windowmaker, but she’s not a widow. Instead, she’s eternally grateful. He hugs her and says, you and me both. The doorbell rings and Emma and Gio come in. Emma thanks Olivia for letting her tag along, and Olivia says she’s happy to have her. Ned says his mother had gone to great lengths to make Gio feel like one of the family.

Tracy asks if Michael made the phone call, and he says, it will be here. Ned comes in and asks, who will?

Laura thanks Lulu for coming, and says she gets greedy for extra daughter time around the holidays. Lulu says she was looking for Charlotte last year and owes Laura extra time, but Laura says she doesn’t. She’s Charlotte’s mom and had to go. It looks like Charlotte is adjusting. She’s in good spirits and so is Rocco. Lulu says, it’s all Dante and Gio. They’ve been making an effort to get along for Rocco’s sake. Lulu says, it’s nice to see them happy and enjoying themselves. She gave herself a good talking to and decided that no matter what’s happening, she needs to embrace the holidays for the kids’ sake, and her own. Time with family is the most precious kind. Laura says Lulu gave herself a wise talking to, and Lulu says she told herself what she knew Laura would. Laura hugs her and says she loves her.

Lucy says she’s having a wonderful time, and Marco says he’s glad she’s here. She says she was married to Lucas’s father briefly, and Marco says, Lucas mentioned it. She says she bets he did. Lucas is exactly like his father. A beautiful person who Marco can share hardships with and who will bring him joy. She’s so happy for them. It’s wonderful that Marco found him.

Jordan tells Ava, happy holidays, and Ava says, Jordan is in a uniquely uncomfortable position, watching as the Ashford-Robinson family falls apart. She considers Portia a friend, but all she wants to do is support Trina. Jordan says she has no interest in taking sides. Trina is lucky to have Ava. Ava says, as far as she’s concerned, there are no sides.

Drew tells Willow that he made it crystal clear. Alexis could spend time with Scout if she mounted a good legal defense. Her only success so far has been destroying Portia’s personal and professional life and putting an accusation of blackmail against him on record. Her legal tactics failed and put Willow at greater risk. Willow says she’s glad that Drew would go so far to protect her, but it’s not about the case, and he says he already told Alexis that she lost the right to see Scout. If he backs down now, he’ll lose his leverage. Willow says, it’s not about leverage. It’s about his daughter. She’s unhappy right now. Don’t think of it as a concession to Alexis. Think of it as a beautiful gift for Scout and her.

Tracy says it’s good to see Gio and asks if things are looking up with Brook. Gio says, they worked out a few things, but it’s still complicated, and she says, relationships are often more complicated than not… Quartermaine relationships. It was almost 40 years before she realized how much she loved Monica, and she had every reason not to. The doorbell rings, and Ned says he’ll get it. He lets Sonny in, and Sonny says he’s surprised Tracy let him set foot in this house. Ned says, she’s doing whatever it takes for Gio to feel welcome. By the way, it arrived. Sonny says they’ll know when the time is right.

Lucy tells Sidwell that she’s looking forward to their New Year’s Eve plans, when Ava sees a ceramic on his mantal and asks where he got it. He says she has a good eye. He picked it up in Sicily. Ava says she knows an antique dealer that would give him a good price, but he says he won’t part with it. She says, never say never, and Lucy asks why Ava won’t take no for an answer. He’s not interested.

Alexis says, in romances, they take one look across a room and fall in love, and Kristina says, it’s possible to have a deep connection with someone you’ve just met. Alexis asks how long it lasts. It’s a brief infatuation and great sex. Molly says she has a point about first impressions. If you wait for a lightning bolt and love at first sight, you might miss out on a great guy. There’s a knock at the door, and Kristina asks if Alexis is expecting anyone. Alexis says, no, and she’s not getting it. Molly says, it’s probably the delivery guy, and sees Cody through the door window. She flings herself out of sight.

Sonny asks where Wiley’s sister is, and Wiley says, taking a nap. His dad got tickets to the Yankee game, three of them behind home plate. He wants to take Sonny and his dad. Sonny says he’d love that, and Wiley says, him too, and they hug. Michael tells Sonny that the trial is going his way. It has to be over. Sonny tells him not to get ahead of himself. They don’t know the outcome, and it could go either way.

Brook says Tracy went above and beyond. Does she want to have tea in her room or go to the MetroCourt for a stiff drink? She’ll cover for her. Tracy says, Monica always had an open house on Christmas. Now it falls to her to carry on the tradition. Brook says, she’s amazing, and Tracy says, they’ll see how she does in the long run. Another reason to look forward to the holidays.

Leo brings out a case and says, look at what he found. They forgot to give Gio his present.

Lucy says, it’s an impressive figurine. Is it a Greek god? Sidwell says, Roman, when Pascal says, the congressman has arrived. Sidwell excuses himself, and Lucy asks if Ava can’t do business at the gallery. It’s supposed to be a party, not her making a quick buck. Ava says she didn’t mean to make Lucy feel left out. Lucy’s taste leans toward naïve art. Jenz has a very particular palate. But from now on, when they discuss his collection, she’ll make sure Lucy isn’t around. Make no mistake. Jenz is an important client to her and her business, and she has no intention of letting Lucy get in the way.

Sidwell says he’s glad Drew could make it. Where is his lovely wife?

Cody continues to knock and calls, hello. Molly takes down her hair and adjusts what she’s wearing. She opens the door and says, hey. He asks if it’s a bad time, but she says, no. It’s a great time. Come in. He asks if they’re watching football, and Alexis says, an epic romantic disaster. That’s their football. Have an eggroll. Cody says he loves some Noodle Buddha. How was their Christmas? Kristina says, great. They made things festive for the kids, despite Maxie not being around. She thinks for the most part, they succeeded. Alexis suggests Kristina come to the kitchen with her. She wants to get Cody a plate. Kristina asks if he’d like something to drink, and he says, whatever they’re having is great. Alexis and Kristina leave and Molly says, sorry. Cody says, the reason he came over was because he wanted to ask her something. If she has no plans, he was wondering if she wants to ring in the New Year with him. She says she’d love to, and they kiss.

Rocco asks if Charlotte is faking holiday spirit, but she says, it’s real. He asks if she heard from her dad, and she says she saw her dad. Lulu says, dinner is ready, and Laura says Charlotte and Rocco are good with Ace. He’s having a great time. Charlotte says, Ace is cool. Lulu should play with them. It’s lame, but fun. Lulu says she’s good at lame. How do you play?  

Olivia asks what Leo is doing with that, and he says he was going to borrow a tie from his dad’s closet and found it. Olivia says, put it back, and Leo says, if it’s not for Gio, who’s it for? Ned says, put it back, and Leo says, it’s a Stradivarius, the best violin in the entire world. Why would Gio not want it? Sonny says they did buy it for Gio, but not necessarily for Christmas. They want to give it to him at the right time, as a present from his grandfathers. Leo says, why wait? and Ned says they’re waiting until Gio feels like playing music again. Leo says, why wouldn’t he want to try it out? and Brook says, he might not be in the mood. Wiley says, Aunt Tracy would like him to play, and Tracy says, I would? Wiley says, she’s been sad and misses Grandma Monica. They all do. Gio says he misses Monica too, and Leo says, maybe a song will make them feel better. What does Gio think?

Gio takes the violin and opens the case. He takes it out and goes to the foyer. Brook goes to the doorway and flashes back to the Nurses Ball when Gio smashed his violin. She touches his arm, then puts her hand on his shoulder. He goes back in and begins to play, O Holy Night, over the next few scenes.

Sidwell says, dinner is in the dining room. Follow him. Marco and Lucas kiss.

Lulu takes a family photo.

While they’re watching the movie, Cody sniffles, and Molly hands him a tissue. There’s a knock at the door and Kristina opens it. She gasps, and Scout runs in. Willow follows, and the Davis girls plus Scout have a four-way hug.

Gio continues to play. When he finishes, Tracy thanks him and says, it was beautiful. They hug.

On Monday, Jordan says she found something that could give Laura what she wants; Marco tells Lucas, there might be another way forward; Sidwell tells Drew, if that changes, he’s on his own; and Turner tells Sonny, there’s never a grey area, but he says, never say never.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Here’s hoping she’s back sooner than later.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-star-kirsten-storms-offers-health-battle-update-teases-return-as-maxie/

Let’s hope it’s not a year later. And what about Robert?

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-reveals-plan-to-honor-the-late-anthony-geary-and-luke-spencer/

I didn’t hate Nathan’s return, but I’ll be glad when they start focusing more on his Faison connection.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-the-best-and-worst-of-2025-from-who-shot-drew-to-luckys-exit-and-nathans-return/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

Okay, I really didn’t pay a whole lot of attention, since it’s all, who’s zooming who? and I’m not caring. However, when a guest left a stinky surprise in the shower, I had to stop decorating and watch. Who does that???

The rest of the week was filled with holiday movies. It was actually a nice break from watching people scream at each other.

Random Reality Items

So does this mean she lost all that weight for nothing?

Not a whole lot of info, but few things can top Kyle’s confrontation of Kim in the limo back in the early LVP days.

I fully support this.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Neighborhood Watch. Hulu. I loved this movie. Beautiful acting and a unique story about a mentally challenged man who thinks he saw a kidnapping. He recruits his ex-security guard neighbor to help him solve the crime, and while there’s definitely action, the story is character driven by their relationship. There’s a few laughs as well. A definite hour and a half not wasted.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/neighborhood-watch

Some spoilers.

https://culturess.com/neighborhood-watch-is-a-gripping-and-addictive-film-from-start-to-finish

Fanatical: The Catfishing of Tegan and Sarah. Hulu. I was unfamiliar with this musical duo, and even the story, but once again bad actors pull a fast one with the identity theft of Tegan. Not content with just messing with the musician’s life, there was also catfishing with members of the fanbase. Having a horrible fascination with the evils of the internet, this was right up my alley.

https://press.hulu.com/shows/fanatical-the-catfishing-of-tegan-and-sara/

https://tiff.net/events/fanatical-the-catfishing-of-tegan-and-sara

Queens of the Dead. Shudder. George Romero’s daughter Tina directed this fun romp on the queer side of a zombie takeover. Homages run rampant, but it’s also an original, and Tina makes clear from the beginning, it ain’t her daddy’s apocalypse. It’s colorful, gory AF, and even includes a musical number. The torch has been officially passed.

https://www.polygon.com/tina-romero-interview-queens-of-the-dead-zombie-movie-george/

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/queens-of-the-dead-queer-zombie-movie-review-2025#google_vignette

Fallout. Amazon Prime. I watched the first episode and was thrilled to be back in the world of Lucy, The Ghoul, and New Vegas.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/fallout-season-2-review

The Nightmare Before Christmas. Disney+. Yes, it’s old, but it never gets old. This is a true masterpiece of artistry, from the stop-motion animation to the song lyrics. There’s children throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads literally makes me lol. It’s also the best cautionary tale about staying in your lane ever. And of course, there’s Zero. If you’ve never seen it, watch it, and if it’s been a while, watch it again. You can’t help but smile.

https://ew.com/nightmare-before-christmas-cast-side-by-side-with-characters-11864898

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

No definitive answer on a second season yet, but I predict it will be happening.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/with-there-be-a-welcome-to-derry-season-2-time-travel-plot

🎄 If You Can’t Let Go Yet…

All the movies. Relive the moment. Or watch the moments you never had.

https://ew.com/best-christmas-movies-all-time-11867795

https://ew.com/best-hallmark-christmas-movies-ranked-11869176

https://ew.com/greatest-kids-christmas-movies-on-netflix-8765002

https://ew.com/best-christmas-movies-streaming-now-11867280

https://ew.com/best-classic-christmas-movies-11867102

https://ew.com/best-christmas-horror-movies-11869602

https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/best-christmas-movies

Not a movie, but keeping with the theme.

https://www.spirithalloween.com/blog/fun-facts-about-christmas/

☃️ Walkin’ In a Pet Wonderland…

🐶 Not Pilaf, but still adorable.

https://people.com/sofia-vergara-poses-for-holiday-photos-alongside-her-pet-chihuahua-amore-11876156

🐈 I love stories like this. Never give up hope.

https://people.com/cat-missing-for-2-years-reappears-during-holidays-in-christmas-miracle-11876390

🐕 Max is only second to Zero in my book.

https://people.com/how-the-grinch-s-dog-max-is-selected-at-universal-studios-exclusive-11874352

🐭 Because, why not?

https://people.com/watch-colossal-biosciences-woolly-mouse-make-his-first-christmas-cozy-exclusive-11873885

Heri za Kwanzaa!

🤶 Quotes of the Week

What the new year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the new year. Vern McLellan

The thing about Christmas is, it’s never just about the one you’re celebrating now, it holds the memories of all the other Christmases, and the ones you shared them with. – Aunt Stella (Vernee Wilson), General Hospital

I suppose there are two views about everything, said Mark. *** Eh? Two views? There are a dozen views about everything until you know the answer. Then there’s never more than one. – C.S. Lewis, from That Hideous Strength, compiled in Words to Live By

Larger than life is just big enough. – Drag Queen on Judge Mathis

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. – Mark Twain

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.Ernest Hemingway

If you fuel your journey on the opinions of others, you are going to run out of gas. – Steve Maraboli

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. – Walter Cronkite

If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit. – Banksy

I just want a bed to sleep on that isn’t stained with broken dreams. – Heather Gay, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

🐻 Hibernation Mode On…

Until next week, stay safe; stay not drinking and driving – recruit a designated driver or take a cab/Uber on New Year’s Eve; and stay embracing those who are here, rather than focusing on those who aren’t.

September 21, 2022 – Portia Gets Brando’s Lab Results Back, Crystal Brings the Roaring 20s To Beverly Hills, Latest House, Newest Tale & Bon Twice

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

In a dressing room, someone puts makeup on Chase. Brook says, enough. He’s perfect as he is. Curtis’s voice says, ladies and gentlemen, and others… Coming to the Savoy stage is a hot new star who’s on the rise, so kick back and enjoy what you see with your eyes, and what you hear from his captivating production. Without further ado, or more introduction, put your hands together, and let the music do the talking. The audience applauds, and Brook says, they’re ready for him. Chase gets up, wearing a David Bowie type suit and sunglasses. He takes the sunglasses off, and he has makeup to match. He tells Brook, they can wait. Whereas he can’t wait another minute to be with her. He kisses her, and Lucy says, earth to Brook Lynn. Brook says, she’s sorry. Can Lucy repeat that? Maxie asks, where were you just now? and Lucy says, right. Because she certainly wasn’t here.

Finn is walking while looking at a tablet, when Chase reaches out and pulls him around the corner. Finn asks, what’s wrong with him? and Chase says, you tell me. What happened to Brando?

Curtis calls Portia from the closed club, and says, any word on Brando’s cause of death? She looks at the hospital computer, but cause of death is blank. She says, nothing yet.

Alexis meets Sonny outside Charlie’s, and says, sorry she’s late; work. He says he assumes she was up all night. Hard to stop the press when you have late-breaking news. He holds up The Invader, and the headline says: 2 VICTIMS, 1 HOOK, with a picture of the same type of spear-hook the attacker used.

On the phone at Pier 54, Anna says she has feelers out. They knew this wasn’t going to be easy. It appears to be more dangerous than she anticipated. We see someone in dark clothing, with a hook, not far behind her. She says, of course (🍷) she’s being careful. A black-gloved hand holds out the hook. Anna says, Robert, stop worrying. Take that energy and channel it into finding the person who attacked Ava and killed Brando. The gloved hand turns the hook back and forth, and Anna says she’ll be in touch. She turns, and sees the hook, then realizes it’s Jordan. Jordan says, sorry for startling her. She didn’t want to interrupt Anna’s phone call. Anna says, maybe in order to avoid any future misunderstandings, she might want to leave the sharp objects at home. Jordan says she just picked this up from the marina shop. It’s the same brand and type that was missing from the Quartermaine property. Anna takes it from her, and says, the same type used on Ava and Brando? Jordan says, that’s the theory. She’s on her way to GH to speak to the medical examiner. Anna says, if she needs any assistance, Jordan knows how to reach her. Jordan says, thanks, but the matter she needs off her plate is something she needs to handle herself.

Curtis tells Portia, as soon as he gets this mess sorted out with Jordan and the divorce papers, they will get married. She asks if there’s anything she can do to help, and he says he spoke with Jordan last night. She asks how it went, and he tells her, let’s just say, the divorce papers won’t be an issue. She says, he still didn’t answer her question. Does Jordan feel as he does? She doesn’t mean to be intrusive. He says, she isn’t. His relationship with Jordan isn’t just theirs; she’s a part of it too. He’ll tell her all about it when he sees her. She tells him, just be careful out there, and he says, always. He turns around, and Selina is there with her bodyguard. She says, it seems that things are getting dangerous in Port Charles.

Chase says, Michael called him last night and said Brando was attacked, but they thought he was going to be fine. By the time he got through to Sasha, Brando was dead, and she was in pieces. Finn says, everyone here is in shock as well. One minute, Brando was conscious and in good spirits, and the next thing you know, he was coding. Chase asks how it happened, and Finn says, they’re trying to find out. Portia sent his bloodwork to the lab to try to find the cause. Chase says, and until Finn does, if he does, Brando’s family is suffering, and that mystery is only going to add to their grief. The Invader quoted an anonymous General Hospital source, which means somebody here knows enough to talk to the press about the fact that Ava and Brando were attacked with a hook. He wants to find that person and talk to them himself, so he can find out who killed Sasha’s husband. Finn says, that’s a job for the cops, and Chase is no longer a cop.

Brook says she got the last sparkling water. They’ll have to tell the runner to get another case. She takes a sip, and wonders why the fridge in the breakroom can’t adequately chill a simple sparkling water. How can they be their best and most creative when they’re not sufficiently hydrated? Lucy says, speaking of their best… and Maxie says, they were just discussing Brando. Brook says, poor Sasha… Poor Gladys. Lucy says, it’s horrible, and poor social media response from Deception, or lack thereof, and Brook says she did draw up something. She can send it right over before they publish it. Maxie says, Brook doesn’t have to send it to her or Lucy; just send it out now. Brook asks if they don’t want to weigh in on something this sensitive regarding a partner, and Lucy says, no, that’s the point. With something this sensitive, timeliness is crucial. Brook says she just found out about Brando this morning, and Lucy says, and why is that? They called her last night. They texted her, emailed her, then called her again. Brook says she turns her phone off at night; work/life balance, right? Maxie says, that’s true, but isn’t it possible Brook is focusing more on her life, and not work? and Lucy says, like maybe 101% for life and minus 1% for work? Maxie says, they feel like maybe Brook’s heart isn’t totally with Deception, and Lucy says, like maybe it’s totally with Chase.

Alexis says she’s sorry about Brando, and Sonny says, him too. She asks, how’s Sasha? and he asks if this is on the record. He just doesn’t want to be blindsided. She says she meant to give him a heads up, but time got away from her. What can she do to make amends? He says, Sasha’s having a hard time, so maybe she can keep that in mind, and she says she’ll do her best. He says, they always agree on what’s best for their daughter, and she says, absolutely. Speaking of which, let’s go. They go into Charlie’s, where Victor is telling Kristina, in England if you mispronounce that word, you’re sent to the Tower of London, and your head’s cut off. Kristina laughs, and Victor says, it’s true. Alexis tells Sonny that she thinks they should agree on a plan of action first, and Sonny walks over to Victor and Kristina. Alexis is about to follow, when Valentin grabs her arm, and says, the two of them are going to stay out of this. She says, that’s her daughter, and he says, and Victor is her uncle; that makes him Kristina’s great uncle. He spends more time than he wants to as his father’s lieutenant. It’s better to stay on Victor’s good side, trust him. Let Sonny take care of the bad. Kristina says, Victor is so totally wrong, and Sonny asks what Victor is wrong about. Sonny and Kristina hug, and she says she was just teaching Uncle Victor the correct pronunciation of the word scone. Victor says, and he was just telling Kristina, in Europe, they call it sconn, and Sonny says, in America, his daughter’s correct. Kristina says, back work for her. She’s glad Victor enjoyed his scone. Kristina leaves, and Victor says, always a pleasure, but he must be off. Sonny says, Victor, Victor, Victor. How many times does he have to tell Victor to stay away from his family? Victor says, like it or not, Kristina is his family as well. He greets Alexis, says, ready? to Valentin, and leaves. Outside, he looks at his phone and frowns.  

Chase says, way to kick a guy when he’s down, and Finn says, sorry. He didn’t like saying it any more than Chase liked hearing it, but Chase isn’t part of this investigation. Chase says, he and Sasha bonded when they were trying to help Michael and Willow, and now she’s going through hell. There’s got to be some way he can help her. Finn says, in a way the police can’t. Does he have a lead? Is there somewhere he can go that they can’t? Chase knows the drill. Say he does some digging around and finds something. Without a badge, without a warrant, without jurisdiction, that piece of evidence gets invalidated, and it can throw the whole case out. Then Chase can really kiss his law enforcement career goodbye. Chase says, if Finn thinks he wants to solve this to make himself look good to the higher ups, he couldn’t be more wrong. He’s not angling to use Brando’s death to get his job back. Finn says he knows that. All he’s trying to say is, the PCPD needs a good cop like Chase back on the force, not out in the cold for good. Chase says, who knows when or if he’ll be reinstated. What is he supposed to do in the meantime? Finn says, be there for Sasha, but Chase says, she has plenty of people to be there and comfort her; all he has is time, and frustration. Finn says, if he was Chase, he would spend time with someone he cares about, and channel that energy into a cause that makes a difference. He knows Chase has both.

Brook says, they’re accusing her of shirking her work duties for a guy? and Lucy says, yesterday, Brook spent all morning looking at Chase wallpaper to select it for her computer screen, and somehow their call waiting music is Chase’s demo. Brook says, everyone who’s had to wait on hold has thanked her for it. Since when is it a crime to enjoy a relationship? Maxie says, she and Lucy are happy for her and Chase, and Lucy says, so, so, so happy. It’s okay to focus on her boyfriend sometimes, but Brook is spending more work time promoting Chase’s career and music. So if she doesn’t start promoting and taking care of Deception, and stop mooning over Chase and doing everything for his work and his career, then they’re going to just part ways and fire her. Maxie looks shocked, and Brook says, they want to fire her? Maxie says, no, they’re not going to fire her, and Lucy says, okay, but Brook better get her head back in the game now. Brook’s phone chimes, and she reads: Chase’s Audition 15 Minutes. Brook says, duly noted. She has to run now. Maxie says, no, where is she going? and Brook says, to get her head back in the game.

Anna says she’s guessing the matter on Jordan’s plate is the life changing information Jordan gathered on Curtis. Anna thought she wanted to disclose it to Curtis. Jordan says, her self-examination derailed after a tough question from Curtis. He asked if she was trying to hold on to their marriage. Anna asks, what gave him the idea she might be? and Jordan says, a volunteer postal worker. Anna says, okay. What did Jordan tell him? Did she lie? Jordan says, she told the truth. It just wasn’t the answer to the question he asked.

Curtis asks if there’s a poker game going on in the back he’s not aware of, and Selina says, it’s a bit early in the day for a high stakes poker game. He says, then he can’t imagine another reason she might be in his nightclub, and she says, she does have a reason. Just not a good one.  

Valentin says he hopes Victor knows what he’s doing, and Victor says, apart from a lesson in pronunciation, he was offering Kristina his professional assistance in the wake of her close brush with a murderer. Valentin says, it would be a mistake to provoke Sonny Corinthos, and Victor says he can’t believe Valentin is intimidated by a local mob kingpin. Valentin says, Sonny pursues his own ends quietly, but he’s dangerous when provoked, and Victor says, that’s why he’s keeping Valentin around, amongst other reasons. Nice seeing him. Let’s reconnect soon. Valentin says, Victor was going to give him a date when he can visit Charlotte, and Victor says he will, but right now he a more pressing issue to attend to. Adieu.

Curtis asks what Selina wants from him now, and she flashes back to Sonny saying, Chase is a good singer, a good guy, and he thinks Chase would make a good fit for The Savoy; and Selina saying she appreciates Sonny making the connection, and thinks Curtis will too. She tells Curtis, an apology. She’s seen him twice since his engagement, and he never said a word. She had to hear about it from her nephew. Apparently, that’s all anyone is talking about. He says she exaggerates, and she says, Dr. Robinson is a very lucky woman, but she wishes Curtis had shared his intentions with her. She could have connected him to a fine jeweler she knows. He asks how much that favor would have cost him, but she says, no favor; a courtesy from one partner to another. He says, partners are equal; they’re anything but. She says she’s open to expanding his role in her organization, but he says he prefers his independence. She says, independence is an illusion. She’d still like to honor his engagement. He says, she’s done enough, but she says, he doesn’t know what it is yet. Brook and Chase walk in, and Brook says she hopes they’re not late.

Jordan tells Anna, of course (🍷) she still loves Curtis. The divorce wasn’t her choice. He couldn’t forgive her from keeping too many things from him. Anna asks why Jordan is still keeping secrets, and Jordan says, if she told Curtis what she knows, it could destroy his relationship with Portia. And what does that get her? Gratitude? A second chance with him? She’s unlikely to get either. Anna says, what about her own self-respect? and Jordan says she wouldn’t be proud of herself for hurting two people in love. So she’s decided Curtis and Portia’s relationship is no longer her business. Anna says, perhaps not, but is Curtis’s happiness her business? They had a great marriage when they were together. Doesn’t Jordan still love and respect him? By withholding this information, she’s basically decided what Curtis can and can’t handle; what he should and shouldn’t know. is that fair? Valentin shows up, and Jordan tells Anna, thanks for listening. Anna says she’ll always listen, and Valentin says, forgive him for intruding, but is there something Jordan wants to tell them? Jordan says, as a matter-of-fact, she does. Be careful. They know the how of Ava and Brando’s attacks, but they don’t know the why. Which makes it harder to predict who might be the next target. She leaves.

Finn sees Portia, and asks if she isn’t off today. She says, she doesn’t know. Is it today, yesterday, tomorrow; she has no idea. He says, she never left the hospital, and she says, Britt and Terry had their hands full with the police, so she volunteered to take over. He says, she should have told him, but she says she knew he had a prior commitment with his daughter. Besides, Trina’s back in the dorm, Curtis is working late, and with everything that’s going on around here… He says, she needed the hustle and bustle of the hospital, and she says, focusing on work keeps her mind off things. Like what really happened with Brando. She went over everything; his vitals, the post op reports. He should have made a full recovery. Finn says he’s hoping the tests from the lab provide the answers, and she says, if not, maybe they can get some answers from The Invader. She read the article linking the attacks, and disclosing that a hook was used in both. She also happened to notice they cited an anonymous GH source. She wonders who spoke up.

Alexis asks what went on with Sonny and Victor, and he tells her, hold on. He goes over to the bar, and asks if Kristina is okay. She says she’s fine. Save his concern for Sasha and Gladys. Alexis says, their concern is for her right now. She witnessed the attack. They have every right to be concerned. Kristina says, Great Uncle Victor thought so too. He had some pretty good advice. Alexis says, Victor was checking up on her too? and Kristina says, he offered to hire someone to protect her after the attack on Brando. Great guy, but overreact much? Alexis says, in this situation, her Uncle Victor has it sized up correctly.

Lucy scarfs gummi bears, and Maxie tells her not to choke on her gummies. Take nice, even breaths, and breathe away her frustration over Brook. Lucy says, BLQ just might be BFE – bye forever. Maxie says, Brook is in love, and it’s not worth firing her over. They just spoke to her. Let’s give her a chance to do better. She wrests the bag of gummies from Lucy’s hand, and Lucy says, okay. Maybe they should check with the headhunters to just see if there’s some social media talent out there. Maxie asks if they can put a pin in that, and give Brook a second chance. Think of all the mistakes they’ve made for love. Victor walks in, and says, and he hazards a guess that Lucy is long overdue another chance.

Brook asks if Curtis has time for Chase’s audition. It seems like they’re interrupting. Curtis says, apparently there was a mix up. He didn’t realize there was an audition on the books today. Brook says she knew she should have come in person to confirm, and not rely on her assistant, and Chase says, Curtis seems busy. They should come back another time. Brook says she’s sure a successful entrepreneur such as Curtis can eke out two minutes to hear Chase cut loose. Curtis says, he knows from the Nurses Ball that Chase has a set of pipes on him. He could do with a refresher. He always has time for a star on the rise.

Portia tells Finn that she even saw an item on the news this morning, which means the national outfits are sniffing around. That’s all thanks to the Invader story. Whoever decided to speak to Alexis’s reporter, may have been responsible for bringing additional attention to the case, which is such a good thing. Finn says he really doubts the party in question was looking for any kind of attention, when Jordan comes around the corner. Portia says, otherwise, it would have gone on record. She’s sure this civic-minded individual’s only goal was to alert the public to a killer in their midst. Jordan says, the best of intentions. If only they didn’t threaten to disrupt an investigation that barely started. If either of them have any idea as to the identity of this civic-minded individual, please let her know.

Sonny says, he and Kristina’s mother are going to keep her safe, not Victor. Kristina says, she appreciates the concern, but focus on Molly. She had a thing with Brando. She must be feeling awful. Alexis says, Molly didn’t witness the attack, but Kristina says, she’s hardly a witness. It was dark and raining, and she’s not even sure if the attacker was a male or female.  Sonny says, Brando’s killer doesn’t know that, and Kristina says, if she’d gotten a good look, Jordan would have made her sit down with a sketch artist, and the likeness would have been posted on social media and the news outlets, and every lamppost and telephone pole in Port Charles. But there’s no posted likeness, so the attacker knows she’s not a threat. Alexis says, Kristina can’t read the lunatic’s mind. Neither can she or Kristina’s father. That’s why they talked about it, and think it’s best if she came and stayed with one of them, just for a little bit. Kristina says, hard pass, and Alexis says, it won’t matter if she takes a little break. Kristina says she’s not quitting her job, and Sonny says, no one’s suggesting that. Kristina says, PCU is back in session, and Phyllis is slammed with students at night. She’s not going to leave Phyllis hanging. Sonny says, Phyllis will understand, and Alexis says, of course (🍷) she will. Just tell Phyllis she’s scared. Kristina says she’s not scared, and Alexis says she has so much respect for Kristina’s courage; it’s so admirable. Kristina says, this has nothing to do with courage. It’s an objective evaluation of the situation. Alexis asks if Kristina really wants to risk her life for minimum wage slinging beer in a dead end job. Isn’t Kristina a manager? I would hope she’s getting more than minimum wage.

Lucy says, Victor is such a flirt, and he says, guilty as charged. He was merely referring to her wayward companion. Marvin, isn’t it? Lucy and Maxie both say, Martin, and he says, any word on a return date? Lucy says, not just yet, and he says, it’s criminal to allow such a beautiful woman to go unchaperoned. Maxie cough/laughs, and Victor asks if she’s all right. Maxie says, she’s just trying to wrap her head around Lucy and a chaperone, and Lucy says, hey! Victor tells her, don’t engage; it’s not worth it. He asks if there’s somewhere they could talk more privately, and she says she would absolutely love that, but they’re in a huge, very important business meeting. Maxie says, they are? and Lucy says, yes, they are. They were discussing the marketing of the Cunning Concealer. Maxie says, they had that meeting yesterday, and Lucy says, she’s right. They were talking about testing the Bluffing Blush. Maxie says, it passed with flying colors, and Lucy tells Victor, lunch? He says, on him, and on her way out the door, Maxie says, enjoy. Should be fun. Victor says he thought she’d never leave. Now at last he has Lucy all to himself.

Valentin says he’s sorry; he kept Anna waiting. She says, she figured he was with his father. Anything relevant to Charlotte? He says, no. Victor keeps putting him off. Victor’s more concerned about Kristina; she witnessed Brando Corbin’s attack. Anna says, she knows; horrible. So Victor’s playing family man. He says, he’s very devoted to family, as the Cassadines define the term. They eat their young. She says, not him, and puts her hand on his chest. She says, they’re going to bring Charlotte home, and he tells her, when she says it, he almost wants to  believe it’s true. They sit, and he says, the moment he decided to have a child, from the moment Charlotte was born, her life was in danger just because she was his daughter. There were forces, people, enemies who would be tempted to use her as leverage against him. He had to be careful. He just wasn’t careful enough. His own father it turns out was more lethal than anyone. She doesn’t even know to be scared of him. He’s so frightened. Anna says, good. To be brave, sometimes you need to be frightened. Now they need to be brave. He says, why? What happened? She says, she engaged one of Robert’s contacts to surveil the so-called school where Victor is holding Charlotte. Less than 24 hours after taking the assignment, the operative wanted out. Apparently Victor’s name produces a chilling effect. So if Robert’s people are going to back out, they may be on their own. He says, they have Lucy, but she asks if now isn’t the time to reconsider Lucy’s involvement. It was one thing when Anna thought Lucy could get them in the door, but if Robert’s people aren’t going to take the job because they’re afraid of Victor, she can’t in good conscience put a civilian’s life at risk. He says, then they may have to cut her loose before she gets in deeper.

Victor says he’s worn himself out trying to reach Lucy for the last couple of days. He left messages, he sent telegrams, both the written and the singing variety. She says she didn’t get any of that. She’s going to have to fire her assistant. He suggests they do it together; it will be a bonding experience. She says she has the feeling that might be a bit of a violation of HR rules, and he says, then they’ll just have to rewrite the rules over their long-awaited lunch. She says, about that… and he says he’s sensing bad news. She says, Sasha Gilmore’s husband died; he was murdered. So she would feel uncomfortable having lunch with him. It would be tempting, but under the circumstances, not a great idea. Does he understand? He says he understands nothing of the sort.

Kristina says, that escalated quicky, and Alexis says, technically moving the conversation from Kristina’s life being threatened to her career would qualify as a de-escalation. Sonny says, they’re not here to discuss Kristina’s career; they’re here to discuss her safety. Kristina says, a subject that seems to provide her mom a segue into her life choices, and Alexis says, if Kristina had made different life choices, and take a different path, they wouldn’t be… Kristina says, a path more reputable and less dead endy? and Alexis says, she meant limited. This is a great job in the short term. Kristina says, but it’s not law school, and Sonny tells her, no one said anything about law school. Kristina says, here’s their chance, and tells Alexis, go ahead. Does Kristina embarrass her? Alexis says, of course (🍷) not, and Kristina says, Alexis just thinks she should quit her job and do something more productive. Go ahead. Say it. She’ll feel better. Sonny says, that’s enough, and Alexis says, what she meant was, she just wants Kristina to live up to her full potential. Kristina says, and working at Charlie’s is doing anything but.

Portia suggests, if Jordan wants to know who the anonymous source is, give Alexis a call, and Jordan says, so she can get a freedom of the press and we protect our sources speech from Alexis? Why waste her time? Finn says, she thinks one of the doctors here leaked the story? and Jordan says, prior to that article, it wasn’t public knowledge that Brando and Ava had been stabbed with a hook. She’s here to lay down the law with their Co-Chiefs of Staff about disclosing important details. Finn says, Jordan must have bigger priorities than tracking down the source who leaked the information for the article, and Jordan says, believe it or not, she can juggle several priorities at once. Portia asks, how much damage could acknowledging Port Charles might have a serial killer actually do to the investigation? but Jordan says, they won’t know until the damage is done. Remember when The Invader leaked Franco’s brain tumor, and Alexis tried to kill him, and almost killed Dante instead? She wanted to keep the perp guessing. Now this person has an edge, which they can exploit. A nurse tells Portia, this is for her, and hands her some papers. Portia says, it’s the test results from last night. This is Brando’s cause of death.

Selina says she hopes Brook and Chase don’t mind if she stays. She’s considering renting the club for a private party. She’d love to get a sense of the acoustics and how the music plays. Brook says, it’s up to Chase, and he says, whatever. He’s got to get used to an audience at some point. Selina thanks him, and sits down. Brook says, Chase hates her, and he asks where she got that. She says, he’s distracted, thinking about Sasha, and she’s dragging him to an audition that she doesn’t know if he wants. He says, is now the perfect time to sing? No, but does he hate her? Absolutely not. She asks if he’s sure. She know he wishes he could do something for Sasha right now. He says he can’t deny that, and she says, so they’ll go. Forget the audition, and go see Sasha. They’ll both feel better. She starts to leave, but he grabs her arm, and says, Sasha’s got Brando’s mom and Nina hovering over her. Him foisting himself on her might be more about him feeling useful than being of real use to her. Brook says, he won’t know until he tries, and he says, later. Right now, he wants to do something useful for her, for them. They kiss, and Chase sings a song I’d guess is called I’m Falling Into Place.  

Victor tells Lucy, it’s absolutely the right time for their lunch, but she says she doesn’t know if she’d be very good company. She’s so distracted worrying about Sasha. He says, fortunately he’s the master of distraction. He’ll keep her mind off these gruesome events, and focused on their shared interests; hers and his, and ways of increasing her profit potential. She says she’s always looking for a good corporate partner, and he says he thinks he can do a little better than that. Give him her undivided attention, and he may surprise her with a more than satisfactory Cassadine infusion… of capital of course (🍷). He holds out his hand.

Chase finishes his song, and everyone applauds. Brook asks what Curtis thinks, and Curtis says he thinks there’s a Savoy debut in Chase’s future. Chase says, really? and Brook says, of course (🍷) there is. He has the voice, and so much more. She kisses him, and Chase tells Selina, the kid’s got talent. She says, and he has taste, and he says, this private party of hers. The place is hers for 50… thousand. She asks if he accepts checks, but he says, sorry. Cash is king.

Valentin and Anna go to the Deception office, and Anna tells Maxie that they’re looking for Lucy, but she’s not in her office. Maxie says, they just missed her, and Valentin asks if Maxie knows where she went. Maxie tells him, they didn’t say, and Anna says, they? Maxie says, Lucy and Victor; they left together. Anna and Valentin look at each other.

Sonny says, he and Kristina’s mother only want what’s good for her, and she asks if what’s good for her includes her happiness. He says, of course (🍷) it does, and she asks if that includes Alexis too. Alexis asks, what kind of thing is that to say? and Kristina tells them, then the subject is closed. She doesn’t intend on working at Charlie’s until she dies, but right now, working here makes her happy. And she doesn’t intend on dying anytime soon – by crook or by hook. She stomps off, and Sonny tells Alexis, she’s all you. Alexis nods in agreement.

Jordan asks what the tests results say, and Finn wonders if they made the call on Brando’s cause of death. Portia says, the stab wound didn’t kill Brando. The weapon was laced with a toxin; a poison. She hands Jordan the papers.

Tomorrow, Jordan says she’s glad to hear she and Portia are both on the side of truth; Maxie asks what’s going on and how worried she should be; Nina tells Sonny, Drew’s investment is more than he’s letting on; and Carly says, if Peyton wants to do this the hard way, that’s fine with her.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

When we left last week, the women were headed to another bar at Kyle’s insistence. In the car, Kathy said, if she didn’t get in (referring to the dress code), she wouldn’t be mad. LisaR said, she’s Kathy-F***ing-Hilton. She can get in anywhere. I think that’s the crux of a lot of the problems with the world. Nobody should be able to get in anywhere on their name alone, unless they’ve come up with a cure for cancer or something equally important.

We see Aspen at peace, and the snow covered hills. It must know the women are packing to head home. Kyle asks if LisaR is almost ready, and in LisaR’s interview, she says, her head is in a fog after what happened last night. It’s worse than a hangover. They were at the club, and Kathy was having a meltdown. She’s never seen anything like this. She tells Kyle that her face is puffy; Aspen does a number on your filler. Kyle says, her face is puffy from crying, and we see a clip of her getting tissues from the bartender at Kemo Sabe. She tells LisaR that she cried at Kemo Sabe, then she cried talking to Erika. She can’t. In her interview, LisaR tells us, she’s not saying a lot. She’s still in shock. It was nothing she would have imagined coming from anyone in the group, let alone Kathy. Here’s where, were there a camera in my house, I would stare at it like Jim from The Office. In Kyle’s interview, she says, her sister doesn’t want to come out of her room. She can’t believe she’s leaving her sister behind in Aspen because she doesn’t want to go on the plane. If Kathy is this upset, somehow it will be her fault.

Everyone meets at the airport, and they get on the plane. Mauricio says he went skiing, and can’t believe he had to wait for them. LisaR says, after what she’s been through, she’s having a Bloody Mary. Erika says she doesn’t want to fight with Sutton, and Sutton says she doesn’t want to fight with Erika. Erika says, she can’t give Sutton the answers she wants, and when she screams out, it’s pure anger. She’s sorry to everybody on the receiving end. She’s f***ing mad because she doesn’t feel heard. In Sutton’s interview, she wonders why Erika is saying she’s sorry. Is the plane going down? They had good a conversation when they went snowmobiling, but can she trust it? She’s going to try, but she looked out the plane window for the smoke. Kyle says, Kathy was sleeping when they left. She’d texted, saying she wasn’t going on the plane. In Erika’s interview, she says, Kathy’s not on the plane because she had a breakdown in the nightclub, and they all saw. In Kyle’s interview, she says, everybody knows, and in Sutton’s interview, she says, Kathy asked everyone to do a conga line, but no one wanted to. The next thing she knew was Kathy was in her face, said she wanted to go home, and if Sutton didn’t go with her, she was not Kathy’s friend. In Crystal’s interview, she says, she didn’t see it, but there was a commotion. She’s known Kathy a long time, longer than most of the women, and knows how bad her behavior has been. In Diana’s interview, she says, she saw Kathy raging, screaming, mostly at Kyle. Kathy wanted to leave now, and Kyle said she wasn’t doing that; they just got here. In Dorit’s interview, she says, LisaR said she’d take Kathy home, and in LisaR’s interview, she says, it got worse in the sprinter (car). Kathy was screaming that she was going to take down NBC, Bravo, and take down the show. She was going to single-handedly ruin all of them. When they got back to Kyle’s house, it got even worse. Kathy threw her glasses on the floor, and was jumping on them, and pounding the walls. She said, she made Kyle, and she’d destroy Kyle and her family if it was the last thing she did. Why isn’t Bravo showing us this? I’d actually pay money to see this tirade. On the plane, Kyle says, she and her sisters grew up fighting. She and Kim would draw blood. In her interview, she says, LisaR was texting Erika a play-by-play, and she saw Erika’s phone. She didn’t want to go home. LisaR tells Kyle, they’ll have to talk about it at some point, and in her interview, she says, Kyle is more famous and successful than Kathy ever was. Clearly, Kathy is holding on to the anger. We see flashbacks of Mauricio talking about opening his own agency, but being concerned about the family; and Kathy telling Kyle that American Woman will show their mom in a bad light. LisaR says, it’s hard for Kathy to have it all, and then have her sister have more. LisaR tells Kyle not to worry about her sister. It’s not her problem.

LisaR and Sutton go shopping for Crystal’s birthday present, and we see a clip of Crystal inviting everyone to her 39th birthday party. She tells them, it’s going to be a Great Gatsby/Roaring 20s theme. Sutton and LisaR choose an orchid plant, and decide to have it delivered. Crystal tells Rob, the party is tomorrow, and says she’s going crazy. Rob says, it’s going to be fun, but Crystal says she has no idea. In Crystal’s interview, she says, the 20s was a beautiful era, and she wants to dress up with everybody and have a good time. She tells Rob that she’s scared. She wants to have fun, but in Aspen, there was fighting every night. In her interview, she says, they’re not going to ruin her birthday, and crosses her fingers. She suggests they get a shed to lock them in, just in case, and Rob says, they can be given time out. Kyle tells Portia that she’s unpacking then packing again. She asks Portia to find some good crystals for her. She’s going to need good energy after Aspen. In Kyle’s interview, she says she’s filming Halloween Ends. She’s going to miss Crystal’s birthday, but the last thing she wants to talk about is Aspen. Thank God she’ll be being chased by Michael Myers. She hasn’t seen or spoken to Kathy since Aspen. She thinks Kathy went from her house to a hotel, then back to L.A. She’d believed she and Kathy would never go to a bad place again. We flash back to the Reunion where Kathy was crying, and then they hugged and made up. She says she doesn’t know how she can fix this. Um… Pay for Kathy’s therapy? New pup Smokey chews on Kyle’s suitcase, then grabs a sweater, and runs out on the deck, where Kyle has to chase him around until she gets it back – with a hole in it. Once again. Pets, the great leveler. Even Kathy-F***ing-Hilton can’t do a damn thing about an unruly pet.

Erika and Dorit go to a chocolate place, and Dorit says, it would be her five-year-old’s dream come true. Erika says, it smells like heaven, and the manager (or whoever he is; I missed it) says, the thing with chocolate is, no matter what you’re going through, chocolate will make you happy. Erika says, unfortunately, she knows that, and in Dorit’s interview, she says she wanted Erika to have some fun, and what better way to lift her spirits than chocolate? In Erika’s interview, she says, chocolate is like therapy. Real therapy is expensive. She just got her bill. They put hats on to cover their hair for making chocolate, and the manager says, they’re Lucy and Ethel. They dip Oreos in pink chocolate, and make chocolate hearts. Afterward, Dorit tells the manager, their girlfriend is going to be 39, and asks if he can whip up something super special. He says, anything for them. Dorit says she knows Erika must have seen Garcelle on The Real, and Erika says, it was devastating. We see a clip of the show where Garcelle says, giving up the earrings would be a way of saying she has compassion. Dorit says she was talking to Kyle, and it seemed like if she chose to support Erika, in some way she was supporting the alleged crimes. We see a clip of Kyle telling Dorit, what Erika said was disturbing and wrong, and wondering if Dorit agrees with Erika. In her interview, Erika says she can’t deal with these chicks who wonder, what will the neighbors think? Sometimes the ones that are doing the best are hiding the most. She tells Dorit that she’s tired of being the whipping boy while others display not their best behavior. Dorit asks who she’s talking about, and in Erika’s interview, she says, this town has different rules for the hyper-elite. Kathy’s family has a lot of strength, wealth, and connections. People think twice if they want to challenge them.Erika tells Dorit, they’ve seen each other at their worst, and she’s heard things that aren’t the best. If they thinks she’s their whipping boy for the entire group, they have another thing coming.

Everyone gets ready for Crystal’s party, and Erika tells makeup artist Preston and hairstylist Clyde that she misses the old days. They toast, cheers to old school. In Sutton’s interview, she says she doesn’t really like costume parties, but she has an authentic 1920s dress, so she’s kind of excited. Garcelle tells her team that there might be dancing or there might be hair pulling. Sheree comes over while Garcelle is still upstairs, and signs her name on the gift card, saying, this is from us. Garcelle comes down the stairs, dressed in pants with suspenders that say Chanel, dark shirt, and a fedora. In Garcelle’s interview, she says, her inspiration was Josephine Baker. She feels strong, glamorous, and don’t mess with me. Sheree tells Garcelle that she kind of signed her name on the card, and Garcelle says she will f*** Sheree up. She says, they have a lot to talk about. They discussed the $750K earrings on The Real, and she taped it before Aspen. We flash back to Garcelle and Crystal talking about it prior to the taping. She tells Sheree that she hasn’t seen Erika since then, but she thought Erika was wearing the earrings in Aspen. Sheree says, it would be a hard thing to give up, but Garcelle says, stop it right now. You have other stuff. Sheree tells Garcelle, she’s just saying it would be hard, and asks what the consensus was. Garcelle says, hers was, give up the earrings. She can’t imagine Erika hasn’t seen it. In her interview, Garcelle says, everybody is talking about it, but she won’t say anything unless Erika brings it up. She says, it’s Crystal’s birthday, they’re going to celebrate, and they look the part.

Needless to type, the party looks fabulous; food and drink everywhere, a magician, a crescent moon to take a photo with, or on. In Crystal’s interview, she says, she and Rob have an affinity for the 20s. Rob had the same thing for his birthday, but it was a huge party. Because of covid, they minimized the group. She wants to leave the tension behind and give good party. Crystal is dressed in a traditional embroidered Chinese dress with a mandarin collar, but most of the women are flappers. Erika looks like a Ziegfeld Follies girl, and LisaR shows up in a tux. In LisaR’s interview, she says she wanted to be here for Crystal, but it’s hard to get past what she went through with Kathy. She’s in shock. She’s putting on a brave face, but she has PTSD. Please. Like she hasn’t given anyone PTSD. It’s not like Kathy hit her, and a fit is pitched at least every other episode. She should get a load of RHONJ. Kathy arrives, surprising everyone, and makes the rounds, acting like everything is fine. In her interview, LisaR says she’s surprised to see Kathy. She didn’t think Kathy would show, but she’s here and decked out to the nines, acting like nothing happened. It’s so f***ing weird. They all sit down for a moment, but before it gets too awkward, Crystal tells everyone to go down to the parlor, which is what she’s now calling the finished basement. We see before photos, and not a big shock, it’s amazing. In Crystal’s interview, she says, it wasn’t a small project. She doesn’t know the exact amount – she chose not to look – but they were in budget, and she’s proud of that. In her interview, LisaR says, it’s excruciatingly difficult to watch Kathy act like nothing happened. It’s building in her, and she’s super uncomfortable. If everyone knew what Kathy had said about them, they wouldn’t be happy. It’s so f***ed up on every level. We see Rob’s Wurlitzer jukebox, and he says, it’s from 1942, and rare, since they were only made for a year. He paid $30K for it, and considering how pristine it looks, I’m thinking that’s not bad. I also think Quentin Tarantino has that same jukebox.

Erika has a mint julip, and asks if Sutton wants to try it, but Sutton says she doesn’t drink bourbon even though she’s Southern. She takes a sip, and is like, yeah, no. In her interview, she says, it’s going well with Erika. Maybe the Aspen air is still with them. Maybe there’s not enough oxygen and Erika’s not thinking straight. Erika talks to Rob about reconstruction on the house, and tells him that the house she lived in with Tom was built in 1928, so she knows how it is. We flash back to her and Tom discussing redoing the grounds. She tells Sutton that she went by it the other day. It was empty, and the windows and drapes were open. She sat in her car and looked at it. She thought, all right, and drove on. There’s no returning, but she knew that when she left. She’d catalogued it as a chapter in her life, and she’s closed the book. We flash back to Erika giving the women a tour of her house, and she tells Sutton that she can’t be attached to things like that. In Erika’s interview, she says she can’t stay in a place of loss and grief. She has to transcend the negativity, the pain and suffering, and criticism. Let it go and go on to the next chapter.

Rob gets everyone’s attention, and Crystal says, it’s another year of celebrating with them, and it’s special. This is the last year of her thirties. LisaR says, what a brag, and in Diana’s interview, she says, Crystal hasn’t even had her first Botox yet. See you in ten years. I love how it’s a given she will get Botox. Crystal thanks them from her heart, and blows out the candle on the cake, which is decorated like part of a crime scene; a knife sticking out of the top, and blood cascading down it. Everyone gets a beautiful cookie decorated with their name, and Dorit asks Garcelle about The Real. Garcelle says, it’s her job, and in Dorit’s interview, she wonders if Garcelle feels guilty about throwing a grenade masquerading as a place of concern. LisaR tells Crystal that she loves her, but needs to go home. She’s still upset after what happened in Aspen, and can’t sit there. In LisaR’s interview, she says she’s trying, but she feels like she’s seen the devil, and its name is Kathy Hilton. Crystal asks if it’s that bad, and LisaR nods.

In LisaR’s interview, she says, Kathy is polished, a loving mother, a socialite, and a pillar of society. To hear these things coming out of her mouth… She can’t believe anyone would think, feel, or say that about their own family. She leaves, and Erika asks Garcelle if they can talk. Garcelle says, absolutely, and Erika says, she would have loved a heads up about The Real. She knows it was shot before Aspen, and had thought they had a nice time. Garcelle says, they did, and Erika says she thought they’d connected at dinner. Garcelle says, they did, and Erika says, they had a nice moment snowmobiling, and Garcelle could have said, hey girl, I want you to know what’s going to happen. When she saw it, she thought, here we go again. She’d rather find out from the source. Garcelle says she obviously hurt Erika’s feelings and she gets it. She’s sorry. Crystal comes back, and tells them LisaR left. Everyone is like, what? and Garcelle says, without saying goodbye? Crystal tells them, she said she had to go. She was still shaken up about what happened in Aspen. She doesn’t know what that means, but LisaR looked like she saw a ghost. In Kathy’s interview, she says, LisaR has gone through a lot, losing her mom, but she doesn’t believe what she shared with LisaR in Aspen would upset her. LisaR listened, and by no means was there any indication she was upset. If she was the toe [sic] that broke the camel’s back, she apologizes. Kathy says, LisaR is tough; they shouldn’t worry. Garcelle asks Erika to call LisaR, and Erika goes into another room, saying, in the 20s, this would be a soup can and a rope. Not quite. Apparently, she’s never seen Downton Abbey. Diana follows her, and Erika calls, but LisaR doesn’t pick up. Diana says, that’s not like her, and Erika says she thinks LisaR is mad that some behavior might get swept under the rug. They all drank and had a good time, but then Kathy got upset and wanted to leave. She saw Kathy yelling, and LisaR took her home. She thinks LisaR should tell the group what went on. In Erika’s interview, she says, LisaR was texting her as she took Kathy home. She reads some of the texts, and LisaR says she went into the sprinter, and Kathy had an absolute meltdown. Then, after they got back, LisaR texted that she’s never seen or heard anything like it. Anger, screaming, throwing things, crying. Diana tells Erika, they’ve all said ugly things, and Erika says, everybody is quick to condemn her behavior, but if they talk about her behavior, they’re going to talk about everybody in the group.  

Diana says, the Kathy she knows is put together, but not in Aspen. She was raging. She didn’t know who this person was. Erika says she doesn’t know what’s going on, and in her interview, she says, Kathy did what she did in the nightclub. They all saw it. All Kathy has to do is, admit it, apologize, and move on. Diana says, they all saw the wrath, but LisaR saw more wrath. Erika says, the sprinter wrath, then the home wrath. She thinks she feels torn. Diana says, she doesn’t want to get between two sisters. You never want to get between family. Erika says, it’s not about being sisters; it has to do with being Kathy. Erika says, LisaR has her own story, and Diana wonders why she’s not here. She makes clucking noises, and tells Erika, just saying. In Diana’s interview, she says she’s not used to a chicken LisaR. She doesn’t want to be judge and jury, but they don’t know what went down. Everyone should be held to the same standard, and bad behavior should be called out. Everyone else decides to call it a night, except for Dorit, who sits with Erika and Diana. Erika says she was having a conversation with Diana; they were talking about Aspen and Kathy’s behavior. She was running in and out, being angry. Dorit asks if they think that’s why LisaR, and Erika says, LisaR took Kathy home. It got worse in the sprinter and in Kyle’s house. Dorit says she’s never seen Kathy like that, and in her interview, Erika says, be careful of those who have a lot to protect. She has nothing to protect. She says she doesn’t know why LisaR is afraid; they’re not here to protect anybody, and she certainly hasn’t been protected. The game turns on everybody, and it’s Kathy’s turn now. Dorit says she’s afraid if Kathy is outed, Kyle will suffer the most, and Erika shrugs.

Next time, a Pretty Mess hair event; Elton John; LisaR says she’ll never forget it; Kyle feels like Kathy hates her; and LisaR tells Kathy that she’s not getting away with it.

🗯 I dunno. Maybe Kathy’s anger isn’t that far-fetched. She sent Paris to that pseudo school where they beat her. There must have been a reason Paris never told anyone until she was well into her adulthood. It doesn’t sound like Kathy was the best at parenting, but we really don’t know why. I can’t imagine she’d keep her temper under wraps at home where she can actually be herself.

🐉 This Week’s Throne Goes To…

What happened in Dragonstone this week.

⚰️ Deadly Tale…

This one was pretty creepy. The moral: Maybe you’d better listen when an old lady tells you to get out of her house.

https://www.tvinsider.com/1060992/tales-of-the-walking-dead-finale-recap-la-dona/

💃🏽 Cha-cha-cha-ing Off…

Let’s meet tomorrow for soap, Charm, and audio. Until then, stay safe, stay standing your ground, and stay not mispronouncing scone in England. If you do, you’re sent to the Tower of London, and your head’s cut off.

August 24, 2022 – Curtis Has an Unscheduled Meeting, No Diamonds For You, GH Con, Where’s the Beef & Can’t

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Walking into the pool area on the phone, Anna says, just make it work. Victor is going to be at that picnic, and so is he. He’s the CEO of Deception; just live up to the name… What?… The call is cut-off, when Curtis walks in. He says, don’t tell him the hardest working woman in international law enforcement is taking the day off, and she says, every now and then she indulges in a little R & R. She was so happy to hear about Trina. They dropped the charges, yes? He says, they did, and Anna says, she must be so relieved. He says, that’s an understatement. His whole family has many reasons to be celebrating. She asks if something else good happened, and he says, as of a little over an hour ago, he and Portia are engaged.

On the phone in a private area, Portia says she’s already been waiting for a genetic counseling appointment. Jordan almost walks in, but stops, and Portia says, yes, put her on the schedule as soon as they can… No, it’s not concerning her; it’s concerning her daughter. Actually, her medical history isn’t relevant to the screening. It’s in reference to her daughter’s paternal line. Jordan flashes back to being with Portia at The Savoy, and Portia asking if there’s something on her mind. Jordan says, Portia, and the things Portia said the night they were almost killed. Did she ever tell Trina what she thought Trina should know about Taggert?

At Kelly’s, Rory takes Trina’s hand, and says he could get used to this. She says, is he? Or is it going to get boring now that it’s not forbidden anymore?

Olivia tells Leo that he didn’t do anything wrong. She wishes he’d talked to her before he mixed up a batch of Nonna’s love potion for Dante and Sam, but there is nothing in any of those ingredients that can do anyone any harm. He says, but what if the wrong people drink it, and what if the wrong people fall in love with each other? We see Brook run into Dante, and Olivia says, the thing about the play Leo is doing, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Titania the fairy queen thinks she’s nuts about his character Bottom, but they’re wrong for each other. We see Brook and Dante clink cups.

Drew says, Carly can be his sous chef, but she says, that’s not why she’s here. In a voiceover, Olivia says, like it says in the play, the course of true love never did run smooth. But just like in the play, the universe always rights itself in the end. Drew says he bets Carly likes it smoking hot. He’s more of a low and slow guy. Carly asks if he’s flirting with her.

Leo asks if Olivia is sure everything is going to be okay, and Ned asks, what happened now? Leo says, the Sicilian Thunderbolt, and Ned says, that stuff made with flowers Olivia tried to give him when he had shingles? Olivia says, it serves many purposes, and Leo says, it also makes you fall in love. Just like the potion in A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Olivia says, people swear by it. Leo mixed up a batch and now it’s out there in the picnic somewhere. Leo says, what if all the couples get mixed up? but Ned says, that’s highly unlikely. Although, depending on the couples, it could be an improvement. Olivia says, just in case… Nonna, if you’re listening, hear our plea, and set things right. She throws some salt over her shoulder and blesses herself, and Leo blesses himself.

Dante asks if Brook is having a good time. He’s having a great time. He doesn’t know the last time he had this good of a time actually. She says, same, and he says, it’s terrible. She says, abysmal, and he says he guesses they know each other too well. She says, they go way, back, and he says, they do. They sip their drinks, and she asks, so why is he hiding out here with all the food, drinks, and lawn games? He says, everything but the girl, and she says she thought he and Sam were solid. He says, they were. They may have hit a roadblock… a big one.

Carly says, for months, she’s been getting signals from Drew, and she told herself, no way; they’re just friends. He says, they are, but she says, lately, it’s felt different, and she’s not the only one who’s noticed. He says, he’ll bite; who noticed? She says, Olivia and Brook. They think there’s something going on between them. He says, those two never met a pot they didn’t want to stir, and she says, that’s true. Olivia wants everyone to fall in love, and Brook is a troublemaker with good intentions, but she doesn’t care about them. She’s asking him. From where he’s standing, what the hell is going on between them?

Anna congratulates Curtis, when Portia joins them. Anna says, Curtis’s fiancé; he just told her the good news. Portia says, fiancé has a nice ring to it, and Anna says, speaking of rings… Portia squeals, and Anna admires her ring. Portia says, can she believe Curtis found it at the bottom of the pool? and Anna asks if that’s how he proposed to her. He says, hiding a ring in a dessert or cocktail, we’ve seen that before. Now in a pool… Anna says, wow, and he says he figured Portia wouldn’t see that coming. Portia says, he figured right, and he says, nothing’s too good for his baby, including champagne and strawberries waiting for them when they get home, and a few other surprises he knows she’ll love. His phone rings, and he says he has to take this. Portia tells him, go. Now they can talk about him. He leaves, and Portia thanks Anna for everything. She’s being so gracious, and Portia appreciates it. Anna asks why she wouldn’t be, and Portia says, Anna and Jordan are friends.

Jordan walks in, and bumps into a chair, dropping her bag. Spencer asks if everything is okay, but she says, no. Everything is not okay.

Ned says, Leo is taking his play a little too much to heart, but Leo says, that’s where love happens. Ned says he’s seen that play many times before, and it teaches a valuable lesson. You know what happens when you try and manipulate people’s feelings? Leo says, it can cause trouble? and Ned says, exactly. It’s a very good thing to remember. Leo says, he’ll remember it, and Ned says he wants Leo to go out to the picnic and enjoy himself. And don’t worry about this so-called potion. Leo says, okay, but he’ll just make sure while he’s at it, and he runs out. Olivia wonders what he meant by make sure, and Ned says he has no idea, but Sicilian Thunderbolt? She says, there’s plenty of magic to be found in this world. You just need to know how to recognize it.

Dante sees Sam, and asks where she’s headed. She says she was headed to the stable. She thinks she left her phone there. He wonders if Cody knows they’re on his turf, and she says she hasn’t seen him. She can understand why he loves it here. He’s got all the creature comforts. Dante says, too bad he didn’t invite her to live in the stables. She might have moved in with him then. She says, ouch.

Rory asks if Trina is really worried. He doesn’t buy a soda for every beautiful woman who graces the interrogation room. She says, this relationship is lopsided. He knows her likes, he knows her hobbies. He knows her family; he’s been to her job. He says she’s been to his job too, and she says, okay. He knows what she means. She wants to know him better. What kind of music is he into? When he’s eating on the steps of The Chuck, what’s for lunch? He says, there’s a reason she doesn’t know that much about him. And it’s because she might not like what she hears.

Brook is coming out of the stable, and this time, runs into Chase. She says, he just missed Dante, but he says he’s not here to see Dante. He’s here to see her. He’s going to make this fast, because they always get interrupted. Brook Lynn Quartermaine, you are pigheaded, brash, and impossible to understand from one moment to the next. She says, in that case, Mr. Harrison Chase, you’re a Pollyanna choirboy with a questionable sense of fashion. He looks at his outfit, and says, she’s also caring, passionate, and incredibly sexy. And he’s been falling for her for a long time now. And even if she doesn’t feel the same way about him, he had to tell her. Because we miss 100% of the shots we don’t take. She says she couldn’t agree more, and kisses him.

Spencer picks up Jordan’s bag, and she thanks him. He says, of course (🍷). Does she want him to call someone? She says she’s fine. She just had a bit too much sun.

Anna asks if it was a surprise, and Portia says she had no idea. Curtis comes back, and says he’s sorry, but he and Portia are going to have to put the champagne on ice. She asks if it’s something at the club, but he says, nothing he can’t handle. She says, that’s fine. They’ll just have to pick up their celebration a little bit later. He kisses her and leaves, and Anna tells Portia, Jordan is her friend, but she feels like everyone has moved on. So she’s very sincere in her congratulations. Portia thanks her, and says she appreciates that. Anna says she just wants the best for the both of them, and Jordan joins them, saying, so does she. Curtis deserves nothing less.

Drew says he can’t tell Carly what’s going on between them, because honestly, he’s not sure himself. Does she? She says, forget she asked. She’s a grown woman and she’s telling him that her friends think he’s crushing on her. She’s totally embarrassed, so can they just pretend like this conversation never happened? She starts to leave, and he says, they could, grabbing her arm, but he doesn’t think they should. She says, why not? and he says, because the reason people are getting ideas about them is, he is flirting with her.

On the terrace, Chase tells Brook that he thinks he hears a three-foot mosquito, and Leo pops out. He says, Chase knows they never grow larger than half an inch, and Brook says, Leo knows he shouldn’t eavesdrop. Leo asks how he can eavesdrop when they weren’t talking, and Chase says, Leo has her there. Leo says, they weren’t talking because they were kissing, and it’s all because of him.

Dante tells Sam that he’s sorry; it’s not about her. She says, except he wasn’t joking; she heard him when she didn’t agree right away. He says he doesn’t know if he’d go that far, and she says she knows he wouldn’t, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true. For that, she’s so sorry. he says, she doesn’t have anything to apologize for. He’s the one who’s sorry. He wanted too much too soon, and pushed her away. She says, here she is, so now what? He suggests they pick up where they left off, and hold off on the moving talk until she’s ready. She says, that’s the thing. She doesn’t know if she’s ever going to be ready.

Drew says, Carly can’t be surprised, and she says, she knows what she felt, but she didn’t think he’d confirm it. So he’s really been… He says, flirting with her. Yeah, just like she’s been flirting with him. She says, not true, but he says, she’s not hanging this on him. He said at the beginning of the friendship that he’d always be honest with her. Can’t she do that for him? She admits she’s been flirting with him, and she looks forward to seeing him, in and out of the pool. Although in the pool is pretty damn spectacular. He says, see that right there? Flirting. She says, why hide it now? Unless she’s been reading this wrong, and there’s really nothing underneath. Is he just kidding around? He says, no, is she? and she says, no.

Trina asks what’s not to like about Rory, and he says he’s worried she’ll think he’s boring. She asks if he has a stamp collection, and he says, no, but has he told her that he’s working on a graphic novel? She says, he’s an artist. Check, please. Why would he think she’d find that boring? He says, he’s not an artist; he just doodles. She says, he has to start somewhere. What else is he good at? He says, cooking. Actually, he’d like to cook dinner for her at his place sometime. She says, so he’s telling her that he’s a physically active man, who has artistic ambitions, and cooks. And he was worried she was going to find that boring? He says, when she puts it like that… So it’s his choice what they get to do today? She says, anything he wants.

Portia tells Jordan, rest assured, she intends to spend the rest of her life making Curtis happy, and Jordan says, bear in mind, Curtis values transparency more than anything. Portia says, meaning what exactly? and Jordan says, meaning she couldn’t give him that. She kept too many things from him – important things – and it ended their marriage. She hopes Portia doesn’t make the same mistakes she did. Portia thanks her, and says, but she and Curtis try not to keep any secrets from each other. Spencer comes over with a glass of water for Jordan, and tells her, feel better. Portia asks him to wait as second. She’d like to have a word.

Curtis sees Selina on a bench in the park, and says, she called, he came, what might she want? She says good afternoon to him as well, and felicitations. He asks how she heard about it, and she says, how could she not? Every news report covered the final day of Trina Robinson’s trial. He says, they’re all relieved. No disrespect intended, but she could have just sent him a message. She says she is sending a message. She needed to express in person how pleased she is that her tip on where to find Oz Haggerty paid off. He says, it did, and he’s grateful. She asks, how grateful?

Carly says she hasn’t let herself consider Drew anything other than a friend, and he asks, why not? She says, he’s Sam’s ex and Jason’s brother. He asks if that’s really what’s been holding her back, and she asks, what’s been holding him back? He says, she’s been going through a lot these past few months, and she says, that’s an understatement. He says, all things considered, what was he supposed to do? Put the moves on her while she was in the middle of a divorce? She asks if he’s considered putting the moves on her, and he says, every man alive has considered putting the moves on her.

Dante says he knows he pushed too fast, but Sam says, it wasn’t about the timing. She just got stuck in her own head. He says, about Lulu? and she says, yeah. She just keeps thinking that she could never measure up to his memories of her. He asks what she’s talking about. They haven’t been in that house together in years. She says she was already in her own head, and had this thought that she wasn’t who he wanted. He says, she’s the only person he wants, and she says she was going to say the same thing about him, when all of a sudden, he took the idea of living together off the table. She thought that window had closed. He says he didn’t take it off the table, an that window is always open for her. Always.

Ned says, Olivia doesn’t believe this potion business, does she? and she says, Titania wasn’t the only one enamored of an ass. He says, she does believe it, and she says, Nonna was madly in love with Carlo, the village butcher, and he had eyes for her too. Unfortunately, he was already promised to Valeria, the milkman’s daughter. So Nonna, slips Carlo the Sicilian Thunderbolt, and bam! – she bangs the table – all of a sudden, goodbye village Valeria, hello new life in Palermo with Nonna. Now did the Thunderbolt give him the courage to make a new life with Nonna, or did he just think it did? Who knows? What difference does it make? Ned asks if she slipped him the Thunderbolt when they first met, and she says, as if they needed it, and they kiss.

Leo says, they drank a love potion, and Chase says, they did? Brook says, not the Sicilian Thunderbolt, and Chase says, the Sicilian what now? Leo says, it shows people who they belong with, but it can also create confusion. Chase says, it certainly worked here, but in the future, maybe lay off the magic. He’s stressing himself out. Leo says, so it can cause trouble with him too? and Chase says, exactly. So buzz off, petito mosquito. Leo says he’s not a mosquito, and goes inside. Chase asks Brook, now where were they? and she says, Nonna Tuccia’s recipes were well known in the old neighborhood. She had a gift. He says, she can’t think they kissed because of Leo’s Sienna Lightning, and she says, Sicilian Thunderbolt, and don’t knock it. She’s seen things. He says he’s had feelings for her for a long time. Whatever was in that lemonade has nothing to do with it. She says, but that doesn’t mean what they’re feeling is real.

Anna tells Jordan that she’s sorry she hasn’t been in touch. They’ve both been swamped, and they’re overdue for that drink. Is Jordan allowed to have a drink? Jordan says, every now and then. She looks over at Spencer telling Portia, the last thing he wanted to do is cause her more stress, so if his being here is causing a problem… Anna asks why Spencer told Jordan to feel better, but Jordan says, it’s nothing. She just got a little dehydrated; hence, the water. Anna says, and warning Portia about transparency? Jordan says, if Anna thought she knew something that could deeply impact her ex’s relationship, would she say something? Portia tells Spencer, she’s not saying she’s completely changed her mind about him, but she appreciates his sacrifice. He says, that means a lot, and she says she needs him to understand something. Trina has moved on; from the trial, from what Esme tried to do to her, and from him. She’s so happy now, finally. And because of what he did, what he attempted to do, Portia wishes the same for him. Rory and Trina walk in.

Curtis thanks Selina for her congratulations, and asks what she really wants from him. She says, The Savoy will soon be in receipt of an import; her people will take possession when the shipment arrives from the dock. He asks, what’s the product? and she says she could tell him, but that would deepen their arrangement, and she doesn’t think he’s willing to do that – or is he? He says, she was right the first time, and she says, that’s what she thought. In the meantime, she trusts his staff will be discreet, and not obstruct the transport of this delivery, into and out of The Savoy. He says, his staff will not be involved; neither will he. Poker games are one thing, but he won’t let her use him, or The Savoy, to traffic illegal goods. She says, she’s informing him as a courtesy because she appreciates their friendship, and he says, so that’s what this is? A friendship? Her strongarming him? She asks if they can agree that without her assistance, Trina Robinson might not be walking around free right now. They may have different definitions of friendship, but she thinks they can agree that he’d rather have her as his ally than his adversary.

Jordan says, if what she suspects is true, it’s life-changing information, and Anna says, and not for the good she assumes. Jordan says, it could cause serious problems, and Anna says, Jordan is an investigator. If she has a hunch, she’s probably right. Jordan says, that’s what she’s afraid of, and Anna says she does think the most important thing is not whether the information is true. What matters are Jordan’s reasons for revealing it.

Spencer thanks Portia for what she said, and tells them all to have a lovely afternoon. He leaves, and Portia hustles Rory and Trina over to a table. Trina asks, what was that about? and Portia says, she’ll tell Trina later. She’s just happy Trina is here; both of them. Rory is welcome to hang out with them anytime. Trina says, Portia is being a little extra, and she can’t tell if it’s a good thing or a bad ting, so… Portia says, actually, there’s something she needs to speak to Trina about. It’s very important.

Sam tells Dante, he said they’d know when the time was right, and he asks if she doesn’t agree. She says she thinks they need to control their own fate, and decide for themselves. Let’s do it. He asks if she’s sure, and she says, about moving in? Yes, absolutely. He picks her up, and spins her around. She tells him, there’s one thing she needs to say to clear the air. She respects the memories he and Rocco have made in the house, and she wants him to know that he doesn’t have to change a thing when she and the kids move in. He says he doesn’t actually think he wants her and the kids to move in with him and Rocco.

Chase says he’s not following, and Brook asks, when was the last time they were just Chase and Brook? He says, right now, but she says, they’re client and manager. And before that, they were co-conspirators, shielding a baby from her homicidal father. He says, of course (🍷) they got closer when they were co-parenting Bailey; it was bound to happen. She says, they were on an adventure; it wasn’t real life. What if they’re mistaking other feelings for something more? He says, what other feelings? and she says, her guilt and his gratitude. She got him suspended twice, and he’s grateful because she’s helping him embark on a new career. He says he can’t believe she’s saying this right now. She doesn’t think he understands his own feelings? She says she would love it if these feelings were real, but how can they know for sure?

Trina tells Portia, don’t keep her in suspense. What’s the earth shattering news? Portia looks all sad, and puts her hand on her forehead so Trina sees the ring. Trina says, oh my God. Does this mean…? Portia says, Curtis proposed, and Trina asks, when? Portia says, about an hour ago, and Trina asks, where? Portia says, in the pool, and Trina says, in the pool? She can see how that would be romantic. Portia says, it was, and they squeal, stamp their feet, and hug, Rory watching with amusement. Portia says, she’s glad Trina came here. She wanted to tell her in person. Trina says she’s thrilled, and Rory says, congratulations. Portia’s phone rings, and she says she has to take it. They’ll catch up later. Have so much fun. She leaves, and Rory says, seems like there’s a lot of good news. Trina says, not for everybody, and goes over to Spencer, who’s lying on a chaise. She says, any word from the DA’s office? and he says, just what he told her before; he reports to Pentenville in three days. She says, that’s so unfair. They’re giving him three months, and he only left Spring Ridge for a couple of hours. The only reason they even know is because he tried to help her. He says he’s only sorry he didn’t come to her defense sooner, and Rory joins them. He says he knows the COO at Pentenville, and was told the cushiest job is working in the library. He can check and see if they have any openings for that assignment. Trina says, that’s so sweet.

Drew says he thinks what’s holding Carly back is how complicated it might get, and Carly says, agreed, so… Whatever this is, they just leave it alone? He says, maybe, and she gives him the tongs. He says he learned on an open grill. You have to make sure the charcoal is out when you’re done grilling. The slightest stir in the air causes the charcoal to reignite. She asks why she gets the feeling this is more than a grilling tutorial. What is he getting at? He says, they can try to ignore it, and move on, but something tells him it will take a lot more than walking away to make this fire go out.

Selina says she only wanted to convey her sincere investment in her and Curtis’s partnership. He says he’s going to go, and she asks if there’s something more pressing than their business. He says, she summoned him when he was in the midst of a celebration; this was not a scheduled meeting. She asks if more congratulations are in order, but he says, Trina’s exoneration, that’s all. She says, an outcome that is celebrated by all, particularly those of us who had a hand in it. She won’t delay his festivities any longer. Her people will reach out about the shipment. Curtis says he never agreed… and she says she’s happy his family is no longer in jeopardy. She gets up, says, may his good fortune continue, and walks out of the park. Her outfit, including accessories, is beyond chic. Whoever does wardrobe for this show is a genius.

Portia goes to the hospital reception desk, and says, Dr. Samuels? She introduces herself, and says she spoke with the doctor’s office. Dr. Samuels says, genetic counseling for her daughter, right? and Portia says, yes. She scheduled a consultation, and can provide the doctor with the family medical history, but her daughter’s so busy with work and school, and as a physician, she was wondering if it would be okay for her to provide the doctor with a DNA sample for analysis. Dr. Samuels says she’s afraid not. She can’t discuss results with anyone other than the patient seeking counseling. And she certainly can’t accept a sample without verifying consent. Portia says, of course (🍷), and the doctor says, as soon as her daughter has the time, have her daughter come see her. The doctor will get her the answers she needs.

Portia says, anything she’d have to say would be to protect Curtis, and Anna asks if that’s the only reason. If she were to do something, or nothing at all, she’d want to understand her own reasons. Jordan says she would too, and thanks Anna. Anna asks if she’s available for that drink right now, and Jordan says, yes. Please. Lead the way.

Spencer says he needs to head out, and tells Trina, enjoy the pool. She says, he’s leaving already? He hasn’t even gone in. He says he has things to take care of before he reports to Pentenville, and thanks Rory for the advice. He says, it’s good to see Trina happy, and leaves. Rory says, is this spot good? and Trina says, it’s great. They sit down, and Spencer leaves after taking one last look.

Sam says she doesn’t understand. Dante asked her to move in; now he’s changing his mind? He says he doesn’t want her to move in with him and Rocco. He wants them to move in with her. She says, oh, and he says, oh is how they got into this mess. Is that, oh, it’s what she wants… She says she doesn’t want Rocco to lose any of his memories with Lulu, but Dante says, he won’t. Anything he wants to remind him of his mother, he can bring with him. All he needs is them… and a PlayStation and a fridge full of food. She hugs him, and he asks if that’s a yes. She says, it is, and he asks what she wants to do. How should they tell the kids? She says she doesn’t know. Tell Olivia. Let’s put it in skywriting. He says, that’s kind of like the same thing. Why don’t they start by telling the kids? He kisses her.  

Leo runs inside, and says, guess what? He saw Chase and Brook kissing. Olivia says, it’s about time, and Ned says, honestly? He thought it would never happen. Olivia says she wonders what finally gave them that little push they needed, and Leo says he knows what it was. They drank the Sicilian Thunderbolt. Olivia says, mystery solved, and hugs him. Ned says, thank you, Nonna, and they have a group hug.

Brook tells Chase, say something, and he says, she’s one of the bravest people he’s met. She says, and? and he says, to a point. She’s absolutely fearless until it comes to risking her own heart. That soliloquy she delivered would give Shakespeare a run for his money. But it won’t work. She says, what won’t? and he says, this whole pushing away from him thing. It’s an exercise in futility, because the feelings they have for each other are real. She says, feelings are one thing, but acting on them is when you can get really hurt. She admits she’s scared, and he says, then she’s in luck, because he’s absolutely terrified. She says, so much for being brave, and he says, if she wasn’t scared, she wouldn’t need to be brave. She says she’s not going to be scared all by herself. Is he in? He says, all in, and she says, great. They can be scared together. He says he thinks Leo’s love potion worked, and she says, maybe, but maybe they made all this magic on their own. He says he thinks there’s a lyric in there, and they kiss.

Carly says, what’s gotten into them? and Drew says he’s betting it’s the apron that did it. She says, it is rather fetching, and he says, or they could chalk it up to what it is; an attraction they can no longer ignore. He kisses her

Tomorrow, Nikolas won’t give up on Ava or Spencer; Victor tells Ava that they can either be family or enemies; and Olivia tells Sonny, he’s got people. Do something.

💎 For whatever reason, RHOBH wasn’t on tonight, and Dubai took over Bravo. At this point, Caroline Stanbury looks like she was kidnapped and dropped in from another planet.

🏥 Mark Your Calendars…

You say celebration, I say convention. Potato, potahto.

🍝 Beefing It Up…

I happened to catch this, and loved it. The guest chefs were Caroline and Dolores from RHONJ, but host Joel McHale is what makes the show. He makes me literally lol. I thought his postscript of Tiger King, The Tiger King and I, was brilliant.

https://www.eonline.com/videos/341424/celebrity-beef-with-joel-mchale-official-trailer

🐳 Got Me a Car As Big As a Whale…

If all goes according to plan, you can meet me here tomorrow for some soap and Charm. Until then, stay safe, stay breaking the mold, and stay remembering there’s plenty of magic to be found in this world. You just need to know how to recognize it.

June 28, 2022 – Last Minute Meeting, Winners, Soap Spin-Off Anniversary, Sailing Reunion Minus Ashley, Ex-Wives, Eva’s Take & Floor

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

And get this, they were supposed to be taking a break until after July 4th, but decided to squeak in one more. Pfft!

🏆 Close Enough…

Not exactly a sweep, but GH cleaned up pretty well at the Daytime Emmys. And bravo! to Jeff Kober for winning Outstanding Supporting Actor for the second time!

Behind-the-scenes.

🧛🏻‍♂️ And It Feels So Good…

I loved this show! It was so weird, and vampire Caleb was the best. Every once in a great while GH gives it a nod.

Below Deck Sailing Yacht – The Reunion

Andy welcomes us to the Season 3 Reunion, and thinks this is the first Reunion group that’s actually happy to see each other. He introduces Parsifal III’s Captain Glenn. Gary is next, sporting his detestable man bun, followed by Daisy, who’s in her London apartment. We find out Gary is also in Daisy’s apartment, and Daisy says, he literally arrived ten minutes ago. Andy says, the question is, when is he leaving? and Gary says he’s been there for a week. Daisy says, afterward, they’re having a celebratory drink, and he’ll be on his way. Colin is in Costa Rica; Marcos is in his car in L.A.’s Koreatown; Gabriela is in St. Thomas, the US Virgin Islands, which gives Andy major FOMO; and Kelsie is in San Diego. Andy introduces the crew members who are used to joining after everyone else, Scarlett and Barnaby. The closed captions say he’s a d*ck hand, and I’m sure that was on purpose, but wouldn’t necessarily be wrong had it been Gary. Andy says, it was a great season, and while we saw all sides of Ashley, we won’t be seeing her today, since she’s a no-show. I quickly Tweet that she’s a coward, and Tom says he spoke with her yesterday. She said she doesn’t need this in her life, and she’s not interested in taking part. I interpret this to mean, I’m a coward who can’t face what a sh*thead I am. Gary says, when you sign up, you know there’s going to be a Reunion, and Andy says, he sensed she wasn’t thrilled with how the show turned out. Marcos suggests she’s busy, and Daisy says, they’re all busy; cut the bloody bullsh*t. Andy says, just because you don’t show up, doesn’t mean we can’t talk about you, so diving in… He asks how Gary’s love life is, and Gary says, Daisy? Andy tells us, Gabriela is now dating deckhand Wes, and she says they met on Instagram. He was in St. Thomas, and she knew he had a boat. She asked if he planned to sail, and they fell in love. A viewer commends Colin on going public about girlfriend Silvia, and Colin says, they’ve decided to go their separate ways. D’oh! Andy tells us that Colin is back on the market, and I hope if Colin is still single next season, he doesn’t disappoint me by acting like Gary. Andy asks Scarlett, who was the most welcoming besides Gary and his magic tongue (yuk)? and Scarlett says, everyone was great, even though there was a lot of tension.

Andy says, Marcos pulled off a rare feat; he got along with the chief stew, and the guests loved his food. He rarely lost his cool, but he did lose a piece of his head. We revisit Marco’s season on Deck, and Andy says he assumes everyone is trying to hire Marcos now. Marcos says his life is crazy. He opened a restaurant in downtown L.A., a bar, then another L.A. restaurant in Koreatown. He also has a contract with UCLA, and he’s cooking for 1600 people. Andy says, he’s booked and blessed, and we flash back to Marcos’s accident. A viewer asks about guest Charles, who said he could get better food in a ballpark, and Marcos says, Charles was lucky they were on camera. Andy asks Colin which of Marcos’s meals most impressed him, and Colin says, the molecular gastronomy. He was there for most of it, and he’d never seen that before. A viewer asks for Gabriela to shine a light on her relationship with Marcos, and she says she thinks she just rubbed Marcos the wrong way from night one. They kept their distance from each other, and although they had a couple of great conversations where they connected, most of the time, they avoided one another; it was kind of awkward. Marcos agrees 100%, and Andy asks if Marcos apologized for throwing Daisy on Gabriela in the pool. Gabriela says, Daisy accidently kneed her in the face, but she doesn’t think Marcos knew. Andy asks if that’s why Gabriela got so upset, and Gabriela says she was kneed in the face, then hit in the head with a floatie, but she was laughing until Marcos said she was a problem. Andy asks if they sorted things out, and Marcos says, they’ve talked and it’s all good, but I’m not so sure from the look on Gabriela’s face. Andy asks if they’d work together again, and they agree that’s a no. He asks Glenn if Marcos is one of the best chefs he’s worked with, and Glenn says, he’s a legend. He pushes hard, but can hold it together; he’s an amazing chef. Andy asks about Marco’s dating life, and if it’s going down in his DMs, and Marcos says he doesn’t want to go there. But he does, and says he gets naked photos, marry me, and cook for me, and now he has to go cook. I assume not for one of the DMers.

Andy tells us that Gary had a complicated web of boatmances; locking lips with four stews. We flash back to that, as well as the Ashley and Tom debacle. Andy asks Tom if it was Ashley’s tatas that drew him in, and gets a yes. Andy asks Daisy if she wishes she’d given Ashley some advice, but Daisy says she was shocked, and never would have predicted it. Next time, she’ll give everyone a warning. Andy asks if Colin has ever tried to stop Gary, or is it personal entertainment for him? Colin thinks the girls just flocked to Gary this season. He studied the show, and watched how Gary does it. He floods them with compliments, and they get weak in the knees. Gary says, they kissed him, and Daisy tells him, piss off. Gabriela says, not her, but Gary says he begs to differ. Kelsie says she’s the only smart one, and Andy asks if Daisy doesn’t remember them kissing. Daisy says she kissed everyone; it’s not that big a deal. Andy asks what Glenn’s reaction is to Gary and Daisy making out, and Glenn says he’s not surprised; there’s obviously something going on. Andy asks if Daisy regrets kissing Gary, and Gary takes out his earbuds. She says she did for a long time, but time passes, and they’re good friends. She wishes she remembered, since it looked great. She has no regrets.

A viewer asks what Gabriela thought of Ashley’s cringeworthy pursuit of Gary, and Gabriela says she thinks Gary likes a chase. He likes flirting and a chase, and Ashley came on too strong. Gary says, she’s correct, and another viewer says, even though Ashley was a real a-hole, it was no excuse for Tom to berate her and throw a drink at her. Tom agrees that you should never treat anyone like that, especially a woman. Although there was an element of comedy to it, he would take it back if he could. Daisy says, Tom was massively gaslit by Ashley and Gary, but Tom says he shouldn’t have been drinking the way he was. Andy asks how Tom was gaslit by Gary, and Daisy says, Gary told him it was just an innocent massage. Gary is old enough to know, there are no innocent massages. He was making fun of Tom, saying he was crazy; it was just an innocent massage. Tom thanks her for being supportive, and Gary says he didn’t see it the same way, but maybe he should think more. Tom says, when he and Ashley hooked up, it was because she wasn’t getting anywhere with Gary. She was so drunk, she was going to get what she wanted from someone; it didn’t matter who he was. He thinks she was just bored, but Daisy says she doesn’t agree. She thinks Ashley was making a point. Kelsie says she agrees with both of them. She thinks Ashley was jealous, but she’d also expressed that she could separate intimacy from a relationship. She threw Tom under the bus pretty fast when the boat was dragging. Gary says, what about Tom’s feelings? and Daisy says, that’s what she was saying about being gaslit. Jealousy is a nasty trait, and some handle it better than others. A viewer asks if Gabriela regrets kissing Gary, and why did she tell Daisy that she touched Gary’s weenie? Gabriela says she doesn’t regret having a good time, and her words came out like word vomit to Daisy; she had to tell someone. Daisy says she didn’t need to know, and everyone needs to stay away from Gary’s penis. Tom mentions that he has to watch this with his family.

Once again, Andy welcomes us back, even though we’re not the ones who went anywhere. He says, Kelsie has the distinction of being the only woman who didn’t kiss Gary, and asks if she feels left out. She says, no. She and Gary have an amazing relationship that’s strictly a friendship, and she wants to keep it that way. Andy announces that Mary from Wantagh has the million dollar question. No offense, but what do all the women see in Gary that makes them want to be with him? She’s sorry, but Colin is hotter. I couldn’t have said it better myself, and Andy asks them to tell him about the allure of Gary. He’s curious. He’s never met Gary in person. Gary says, Andy would fall head over heels for him, and Scarlett says, Gary was lighthearted, and she was drawn to how she felt with him. Daisy says, it was a win-win for Gary, since there was no competition. (Reminder: Colin was in a relationship during the season.) Andy asks how tall Gary is, and Gary says he gets asked that a lot. His IMDb says he’s 5’3”, but he’s 5’ 8”. Daisy says he compensates with his personality, and Gary insists he’s not short. Gabriela says, Gary has the confidence to flirt with everyone, and casts a wide net. Andy tells him that Daisy said he had a small weenie, and Daisy says she’s heard that a lot from multiple people… She’s joking. It was a low blow because she was pissed. He had small d*ck energy, and she was annoyed. The girls were fighting, she thought he was more to blame, and she was being mean. Andy asks, what about Gary’s weenie freaks her out, and she says, it’s been a lot of places. Gary wiggles his pinky, and she says, she needs to know where her car’s been; how many miles are on it. Andy says, Gary’s hook-up with Ashley got everyone talking. From many viewers’ perspectives, he was sexually assaulted. Gary says, to be honest, he and Ashley aren’t friends, but in her defense, he didn’t think anything of it. He thinks people are being harsh, and feels they should leave Ashley alone. Andy says, that’s not how it seemed, and if their situations were reversed, it would be quite serious. Gary says he understands that, but can’t stress enough to leave her alone. Daisy asks him to clarify that Ashley didn’t assault her, and Gary says, she didn’t. When fans reacted, he’d sent her a message apologizing, and telling her not to take anything too hard.

A viewer asks Gary, who’s the better kisser? and he says, Colin. Andy asks if Scarlett bought it when Ashley said she wasn’t interested in Gary, and Scarlett said, Ashley told her that she was over it. We flash back to Ashley’s bullsh*t, and Scarlett says, from day one. Ashley made it clear she wasn’t interested, but she was hearing things from everyone. She was new, and she had no background. Daisy says, that’s why she was frustrated; it wasn’t jealousy. She was concerned because of what happened with Sydney and Ali. They weren’t going to admit they were jealous, so their outlet was to behave badly. When she saw Ashley getting drunk, she saw herself. She’d done all this, and jealousy makes people nasty; it’s not a good trait. Andy asks how Scarlett felt when she overheard Ashley saying, nobody’s special. We flash back to Ashley saying, nobody’s special and it’s hilarious to her, and Scarlett says, there was so much talking behind her back. She wishes she’d been talked to directly. Andy asks if she thinks Gary led Ashley on, but Scarlett doesn’t think so. Gabriela says she was told Gary would flirt with anything or anyone, but flirting doesn’t mean he’s leading someone on. He told Ashley that he wasn’t interested, so how was he leading her on? Kelsie disagrees, and Daisy says, you have to be careful who you flirt with. People have feelings, and some aren’t as strong as others. Gary protests, but she says, he was the grown-up in the situation, and he was flirting with someone not mature enough to handle it. Colin agrees, and Andy points out that in the Shag-Marry-Kill game, all the women chose him to marry. Colin wonders what that means, and Andy says he thinks it’s good, but Colin says, no one ever wants to bang him, just marry him. Andy says, they all wanted to kill Gary, and Daisy says, if they marry Colin, they get to bang him for the rest of their lives. Andy asks if Daisy’s three-year dry streak has ended, but she says, it was a joke. He asks what her reaction is to Gary saying she’d be a good shag, and she says she’d be a fabulous shag. A viewer asks why Gary was after Daisy this season, and Gary says, if you watch Season 2, you can see he’s always had a soft spot for her and was attracted to her, which is weird to say, since they’re in the same space. He thinks Daisy is gorgeous and a superstar. Andy asks Scarlett if she thinks Daisy has a thing for Gary, but Scarlett says, she thinks they have a great friendship, and love each other as it is. Andy asks who thinks Gary and Daisy will hook up tonight, and Gabriela thinks they should start now. Gary runs into the other room, and grabs Daisy, causing her wine glass to fall, spilling wine on her and smashing the glass. Gary says, love makes you do crazy things, and Andy says, they’re electric. Viewer Vonda asks when Gary is going to realize he’s in love with Daisy, and he says, perhaps there’s some truth in that. Daisy says, whatever, and Andy asks for a show hands from who thinks they should hook up, amending it to make love when everyone except Gary raises their hand. Gary raises his, and Andy says, Gary is optimistic, and in her apartment.

Andy moves on to Tom, who almost puked on his boss on night one. However, that wasn’t his rock bottom, and things got much worse, We flash back to the anchor dragging because Tom wasn’t paying attention; Colin saying in his interview, that it’s 100 times worse than hitting the dock; and Glenn saying he knows Tom wasn’t purposely negligent, but he has to let him go. Andy asks if the make-out session with Ashley was worth it, but Tom says, it was literally 30 seconds. He says, of course he understands it’s his fault, but at the time, he went into self-defense mode. Now that he’s had the time to look back, he’s spoken to everyone, and takes full responsibility. Andy asks what Glenn’s reaction to Tom and Ashley’s canoodling was, and Glenn says he figured it was something like that. He thinks if Tom had been less defensive, it might have gone differently, but he knew there had to be a major distraction; you can feel the conditions change when anchor is being dragged. Andy asks if after Tom puked the first night, Glenn questioned not having his own captain’s quarters, and Glenn says he would love that, but they don’t have enough cabins. He wasn’t upset about it, and was glad Tom had the good sense to cut himself off before it became an issue. Andy asks if being a man down was better than Tom staying, and Glenn says he couldn’t keep Tom on, thinking it might happen again. How would he answer to the insurance company, his boss, and the guests if it happened a second time. He can’t take a chance like that. Andy asks Barnaby if he thinks Tom deserved the boot, and Barnaby says, you can’t stay on the same boat after that; you’ve got to be cut and start again. Andy asks the deckhands if Gary is a good manager despite his drinking and messy hook-ups. He wonders if that made them look differently at Gary, and Kelsie says, Gary is sensitive, but fun. She learned to adapt to his moods. It’s not always fair, but she’s used to doing it in a male dominated industry, and Gary is a very hard worker, and Barnaby says he feels like they’re friends who work together, and Gary tells him what to do. If Gary was busting him all day, it wouldn’t be the same. Glenn says, there’s off the clock and on the clock. When the crew is on, they’re professional, and when they’re off, they have fun, and he sees all of it. He thinks Gary does an amazing job of running the deck. Andy asks what Gary’s response is to Tom saying he was set up for failure, and we flash back to that. Gary says, it blew him away. He was shocked, and had to reflect on himself. Tom says, at the time, he was acting on emotions, and didn’t want to admit he messed up. But he’s grown and understands that he didn’t take responsibility’ Gary wasn’t setting him up. He was immature, and didn’t realize he had some growing up to do, and has to learn from his mistakes.

Andy says, Gabriela traded healing at sea for personal healing on land, and we flash back to the asshat that is Ashley. Andy asks what annoyed Gabriela the most about her, and Gabriela says, Ashley didn’t learn from or take direction from her. He asks Daisy why she made Gabriela second stew, and if she regrets it. Daisy says, it was mainly her age, since age gives more life experience. She has no regrets, but she’s learned that to some people a title means something. She’s not competitive, and doesn’t care as long as she gets paid and has fun (a woman after my own heart). Gary wonders if they needed titles, but Ashley was still under Gabriela and was deliberately disobedient. He wouldn’t have deckhand under him like that. Andy asks if Daisy thinks the relationship with Ashley was one reason for Gabriela’s departure, and Daisy says, she wasn’t involved with that, but thinks it’s a small element to the vast scale of what was happening. Gabriela thanks Gary for his support, and says, it was a one-sided competition with Ashley. Gabriela wasn’t competing; she was just trying to do her job. Ashley undermined her and poisoned her well of feelings. She felt justified in leaving after seeing how intense Ashley’s hate campaign was. She had no clue, and then saw Ashley tried to do the same thing to Scarlett, and felt validated. She’s not imagining things or making it up when she sees Ashley tried to do it to someone else. Andy asks if Daisy saw anything on the show that made her feel differently, and Daisy says she’s a strong woman with strong opinions. She was never influenced by Ashley, and only saw it all after she watched the show. Post-show, she was more disappointed in Ashley, but Ashley had never spoken badly about Gabriela to her. She was fine with how Gabriela was managing, and told Ashley to suck it up and get over it. Andy asks Gabriela, if Ashley hadn’t  been targeting her, would she have left?

Gabriela says she doesn’t think the experience she had was good, and thinks it was because of Ashley. Gabriela’s down points were exhausting and toxic, but she thinks she could have stuck it out if she hadn’t had someone stepping on her toes the entire time. Glenn agrees, and thinks Gabriela was a great second stew. You have to be a good follower before you can be a leader. He thinks Ashley messed herself up, and had an effect on Gabriela. A viewer asks Glenn if he thought Ashley was stirring the pot or was justified, and he says, she may have had some valid complaints, but she was stirring the pot. Daisy chose Gabriela as second stew, and Ashley desperately trying to move up did her no favors. Barnaby wonders why the stews can’t be like the deckhands, and the deckhands have a virtual group hug. Andy asks if Ashley being made lead stew surprised Gabriela, but Gabriela says, Ashley had been there long enough to know the boat. Gary says, it was to shut her up, but Daisy says, she worked hard and deserved it. Scarlett says she did need direction, which Ashley gave her, and Andy asks why Daisy waited until the end. Again, Gary says, to shut her up, and Daisy says, the work was there. All she needs is someone to rely on who will get the job done, and Ashley was amazing with the wedding. She didn’t like the pettiness, hooking up, and getting sh*tfaced. She gets sh*tfaced, but she’s hilarious, while Ashley was just annoying. She needed Ashley to work well with Scarlett, and genuinely felt that she was learning. She felt straight away that Ashley hated Scarlett, but by the end, she felt they were fine. Andy asks how Scarlett felt to hear Ashley say, Scarlett having no experience gave her life. That actually sounds pretty sad, but Scarlett says she was shocked. Ashley seemed unhappy about a lot of things when she was coming in, but her lack of experience probably did give Ashley life, and she’s happy if that’s what Ashley needed. Gary says he was angry when Ashley told the guests that they’d kissed. He thinks she has learning to do if this is the career path she wants. The last thing guests want to hear is crew drama. Andy says he loves hearing crew drama on a cruise, and if I went on a cruise, I would too.

Andy asks if Barnaby really taught Barrack Obama how to surf, and Barnaby says, Obama came to a private island where he was working. It was amazing. Andy asks Glenn if he bought Erika’s public apology or does he think the skimpy tip was an intentional slight. Glenn says he thinks she had a gripe from the prior season, and it was on purpose; there was nothing wrong with the food. Daisy completely agrees. She doesn’t know if they even know what planet they’re on. Andy asks if she still has the necklace Cyndi gave her, we flash back to that, Daisy says, no, and I wonder if she put it on eBay. Andy asks who Barnaby’s favorite guests were, but he says he can’t even remember any of their names or anything about them. Andy asks how Gabriela felt, being the most diverse person in the crew, and she says, anyone who works in an industry that’s not very diverse would understand. Being on the show was a good way for people to see there’s room for them in the industry. It’s uncomfortable not to feel anyone understands you or you have support. She’s never worked under a Black captain before, and it’s a proud feeling. Lead by example, and work hard. Do the course, and you can do it too. Andy asks if there’s anyone Glenn wouldn’t rehire, and if this was his favorite crew. Glenn says, without the anchor dragging incident, he’d work with Tom, and he was very impressed with Barnaby and Scarlett coming in at the end. They did an amazing job, despite Scarlett being new on the job, and dealing with the politics of Ashley and Gary. He loves them all. Scarlett thanks Glenn, and he says he knows it wasn’t easy, and he wouldn’t want to work with Ashley again.

Andy asks who’s still in yachting, and Colin says he got a catamaran; he’s sailing around the world. Everyone else is still in boating, except for Barnaby, who took his tip money and built a business converting Land Rovers to Tesla electric power. Go Barnaby.

Andy says it’s time to officially end the season, but since Gary and Daisy are under one roof in the UK, he’ll have to follow up.

The Real Housewives: Ultimate Girl’s Trip, Ex-Wives Club

Bravo had a sneak peek of the show tonight, and while I doubt I’ll have the time to watch this on Peacock, I’m sure it will eventually find its way to Bravo, where I’ll no doubt partake of yet another guilty pleasure. I hate half the cast, but it’s an eclectic mix, and who doesn’t love Bluestone Manor, fish room and all? Okay, maybe Vicki. The flashbacks were fun, and Vicki was already bitching about being back in the franchise she didn’t want to leave.

My quick take on the cast…

Dorinda: I love her, and love how she takes hostessing so seriously. Eva: I don’t know her. Literally, not like Mariah Carey doesn’t know Jennifer Lopez. Phaedra: I feel like I shouldn’t like her, shady as she is, but I do. She has a fabulous way with words. Taylor: I’ve always felt badly about her situation, being married to that awful husband, and then him committing suicide, but it looks like she’s blossoming now. She’s remarried, stands up for herself, and even gained some weight. She was scary skinny by the end of her run. Brandi: She makes me want to throw up. I can’t stand her, and hate that she’s still profiting from the franchise. Tamra: Ditto, but she has the added anti-bonus of being a fake Christian. Vicki: Ugh. While she’s had her good moments, she’s always been bossy and entitled. She just can’t understand why she was let go. Um… no one cares anymore. Jill: Thirsty AF. It makes me uncomfortable when a woman embarrasses herself like that. Which is why I don’t watch The Bachelor/Bachelorette shows.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/rhugt-who-is-in-the-cast-of-season-2-ex-wives-club

🏰 Another Perspective…

Eva weighs in on the latest Girls Trip.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-ultimate-girls-trip-ex-wives-club/style-living/eva-marcille-talks-staying-at-bluestone-manor-dorinda-medley-berkshires-house

⛺️ Folding My Tent…

Check in tomorrow. I think there will be soap, and Beverly Hills, where there’s a new villain in town. Until then, stay safe, stay being a safe place for others to be real, and stay not being jealous. Jealousy makes people nasty and it’s not a good trait.

May 5, 2022 – Willow Learns Part Of the Secret, Out Of Harmony, a Break-Up, Positivity, Parallel Worlds, Dragon News & Cinco

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

At the gym, Chet thanks Sonny for the time off, and Sonny asks how the trip to the middle east went. Chet says, it was incredible. He wasn’t sure how he’d feel about being back in the country, but bringing the supplies to the non-profit and sharing his story with the other wounded vets gave him a sense of closure he didn’t realize he needed. Sonny says he’s glad Chet made the trip; he helped a lot of people. He’s also glad Chet’s back. Chet says he’s glad to be back. Turns out he has a lot more to look forward to now that he’s home.

Terry asks Elizabeth, what’s more date worthy; red or sparkly? Elizabeth asks if this is why Terry insisted she come with her to the nail salon; color consultation? Terry says, they needed a girl’s outing. Elizabeth has been working too much. Elizabeth says she’s trying to save up so Cameron can live in the dorms instead of semi-crashing with friends. Getting her nails done is a luxury she can’t afford. Terry says, no worries. It’s her treat, and hands Elizabeth the menu. Elizabeth says, normally she wouldn’t worry, but Terry never wants anyone to come with her to the nail salon. It’s her meditative time. Terry says, after meditating on it, she decided it’s time for a new tradition, and Elizabeth asks, what’s really going on? Terry says, you know, there’s paraffin treatments in there, and Elizabeth looks at her. Terry says, fine. She does have something to confess, but Elizabeth isn’t going to like it.

Britt gives TJ coffee, and says she heard it was a rough night. He says he lost his first patient, and she says, always tough. He says, she wasn’t exactly a stranger. Harmony Miller may have been bad news, but telling her daughter, so sorry, we did everything we could, was worse than he could have imagined. Britt asks if they did do everything he could, and he says, they did. She says, then he’s good, but he says, it doesn’t feel like it. She says, nothing prepares you for the first one.

Brook hugs Michael, and says she’s sorry about Willow’s mom. He says, he’ll tell her when she wakes up, and Brook tells Carly, she can’t even imagine. Carly says, it was rough[T1] , but she’s okay. Brook says she never had any doubts, and tells Wiley that she’ll see him later. Outside, her phone rings, and she says, it’s so good to hear his voice after the day she’s had, and it’s only noon. Chase asks if she’s all right, and she says, just too much reality. She needs a fantasy fix. They’re still on for the screening, right? He says, it’s May the 4th and she asks if he forgot. He says he got the tickets ages ago, and has another commitment. She says, like what; a date? He says, yes, actually. He’s pretty sure her dad doesn’t let her watch PG movies. They’ll talk later. Violet holds up two tiaras, and says, pink or purple?

Michael tells Carly, Willow was so upset last night, he didn’t think she’d be able to sleep. She sat on the bed to take off her shoes, and when he turned around, she was asleep with all her clothes still on. Carly says, it’s a good thing Willow’s getting her rest. She’s going to need her strength for what’s to come.

Chet asks how his temporary replacement did, and Sonny says, he only met Dex for a minute, but he seems capable. Chet says, he took a chance on Dex because he’s a fellow vet, and he had experience in gym management. He just hopes he met Sonny’s expectations. Sonny says, the transition was seamless, and the staff has no complaints, and Chet says, as long as he wasn’t better at Chet’s job than he is. Sonny says, no chance of that, when Dante walks in. He shakes hands with Chet, and Sonny says, he’s here early. Dante says he left Sonny a message, and Sonny says, what’s up? Dante says, he hasn’t heard, and Chet leaves to go back to work. Sonny asks, what’s going on? and Dante says, Carly and Alexis were attacked last night.

Chase says, it’s so hard to choose, and Violet says, last time, he was pink. He says, that’s because he thought she preferred purple, and she says, she does, but when it’s on her head, she can’t see it. That’s why daddy usually picks purple. He says, speaking of which, her dad called, and said he’s so excited to see her tonight, and he blew her a big kiss. She says, Chase will have to call him back, so he can blow Finn a kiss back for her, and he says, or she could do it herself. She says, that’s true, and he says, you know what else is true? With her dad away, they can spend the whole day together. What does she want to do? She says, tea party, and he says, that’s an option. Or they could take a walk in the park, and see the ducks in the lake. She says, tea party, and he says, or they could go to the aquarium, and see the purple fish and all the sea creatures. She says, tea party, and he says, that’s three tea parties in less than 24 hours. She says, you can never have too many tea parties, and he says, noted.

Terry says, Elizabeth’s mani/pedi is actually being underwritten by a generous benefactor, one who’s concerned about the amount of stress she’s been under. Elizabeth thanks Terry for telling her, and says, now if Terry will excuse her, she’s going to kill Finn. Terry asks if she can wait until after she gets her nails done; Elizabeth needs this. Elizabeth says, one afternoon isn’t going to make her forget everything that’s been going on, and Terry asks, what exactly is everything? Elizabeth has been tired and irritable, and the fact Finn asked her to take Elizabeth on this little outing only confirms things are bigger than Elizabeth told her. Elizabeth says she can handle it, and Terry says, who done it then? Who slashed her dress and put her wedding ring in her locker? Who burned down Franco’s studio, took his portrait of her, and left it in her house? If Elizabeth is handling it, she must know this. Elizabeth says she doesn’t enjoy Terry when she’s like this, and Terry says, and yet, she should be used to it by now. Enough with the silence and pretense. Elizabeth is telling her everything, and don’t forget, she’s known Elizabeth longer than anyone, so don’t even think about holding back, because she’ll know.

Britt tells TJ, as much as she hates to say this, Harmony Miller is only the first of many. He says, of patients he’ll lose in the future; he can’t wait. She says, it may not be comforting, but it’s the truth. How is he doing? Amy runs up to Britt, and Britt asks if there’s something she can help with. Amy says she hopes so. She agreed to work a double-shift, but she’s not feeling well, so she was hoping… Britt asks if she checked with Epiphany, and Amy tells her, Epiphany said it was okay with her if it was okay with Britt. She just conducted her final patient rounds and the beds in the ER are at half-capacity. Britt says, go, and Amy jets, Britt saying, feel better. She asks TJ where they were, and he says, how he was doing. He did everything he could to save his patient, and still lost her, so he feels helpless, useless; it’s eating him up. Part of him wants to scream and throw his coffee against the wall. She says, he is a doctor and this is a hospital. There are plenty of fantastic places to scream. He can pick his favorite. He says he’ll try that, and thanks her.

Dante tells Sonny, Carly and Alexis are home and recovering, but they’re pretty rattled. Sonny asks where Harmony is now, and Dante says, she’s dead. Sonny asks, how? and Dante says, she tried to get away on foot and a car hit her. That’s all he can tell Sonny right now. Sonny says he has to call Carly, and Dante asks, what’s the matter? Sonny says, it’s just there was a time when Carly would have called him about this, or the hospital would have contacted him as next-of-kin. But now, in the eyes of the law, they’re not family anymore, so… Dante says, families aren’t made or broken with emergency contact information, but Sonny says, it’s family. There should always be trust and care. He’s always going to care about Carly the rest of his life, but now she doesn’t want anything to do with him.

Michael paces, and Carly says, keep it up and he’s going to wear a groove in the floor. He says, he’s still reeling about what happened. Willow was just starting to regain trust with Harmony, and now she gets to deal with this? Wiley asks, what about Grandma Harmony? and Carly asks what color he wants to color the car. He says, blue, and she says, blue it is, giving him a crayon. Get going. He colors, and she steps aside with Michael, and tells him that he’s going to have to watch it. He says he knows, but he doesn’t understand what led Harmony to do what she did at Round the Mulberry Bush Point, but the police are investigating, which means this is going to go public. She says, and the press is going to jump all over it, and he says, he’s managed to stall Aurora’s digital press, but he can’t control all media. Eventually, this is going to come out, and he doesn’t know how to protect Willow from the fallout.

Violet asks Princess Brandywine – aka Chase, wearing his tiara – how the scones are, and with an English accent, he says, I do believe, Princess Honeycutt, these are the finest scones I’ve had the good fortune to nibble on. Violet thanks him, and there’s a knock at the door. He says, whoever they are, he owes them. He opens the door to Brook, holding two light sabers. She says, may the fourth be with you, and laughs seeing his tiara. She asks if that’s a Jedi or Sith tiara, and Violet says, Uncle Chase is Princess Brandywine. He says, Lady Honeycutt speaks the truth; he is Princess Brandywine. Brook says, then call her Han Solo, because she arrived in the nick of time.

Elizabeth tells Terry, she and the boys are living apart, Aiden is discussing Ouija boards with Lucy Coe, and she can’t even escape this menace in a hotel room. And that brings them to now. Terry says, oh my God. She can’t believe Elizabeth has been dealing with all this. Elizabeth should have told her. Elizabeth says, the police are on the case, and Finn’s been very supportive. What else could Terry have done besides worry? Terry says, offer her support, someone to vent to, her home? Elizabeth says, Finn offered his home as well, but whatever this is, it followed her to the MetroCourt. She doesn’t want it following her to Terry’s home as well. Terry asks if she doesn’t mean whoever, but Elizabeth says, Aiden believes it’s Franco’s ghost. Terry asks if Elizabeth believes he’s right; that she’s being stalked by Franco’s ghost. Amy walks in, sees them, and turns around, but Elizabeth says, Amy.

Dante suggests Sonny reach out to Carly, and Sonny says, someone tries to kill Carly, and she doesn’t reach out to him; same with Michael? That sends a message. They don’t want anything to do with him. Dante says, maybe they’re just catching their breath. Last night was a crazy night. Alexis and Carly were still being treated when Harmony was brought in. They’re all still trying to pick up the pieces, and Michael was worried about Carly and Willow. Maybe he was too distracted to contact Sonny even if he thought of it; even if he wanted to. Sonny says, he doesn’t want to; it’s his choice. Dante asks if Sonny is taking care of himself, and Sonny says, of course (🍷) he is, and Dante says, Sonny lost his best friend, his wife, and now, a son. Sonny says, thanks for reminding him, and Dante says he’s not trying to remind Sonny, but he sees Sonny getting more isolated, and sometimes when that happens, Sonny is more vulnerable.

Michael says, there’s one thing he doesn’t understand, and Carly says, just one? They go farther away from Wiley, and he says, as crazy as what Harmony did at Road Rage Point, what pushed her that far? She seemed like she was in a good place, and rebuilding what she had with Willow. What she tried to do was so outrageous, guaranteed to fail. She must have known that. So why jeopardize her relationship with Willow? Carly says, and this little guy, indicating Wiley, and he says, exactly. She was obviously desperate, and he probably didn’t help that.

Sonny asks if Dante is saying he’s vulnerable, or his business is vulnerable. Dante says, he can’t speak to Sonny’s business, for obvious reasons. He’s just saying, as Sonny’s son, he’s concerned he’ll be drinking again and get off his meds. Sonny says, he’s not wrong, and he appreciates Dante’s concern, but he has a handle. Dante says, on the drinking or the meds? and Sonny says, both. Sonny gets up to punch the heavy bag, and Dante asks, what about being alone? Does he have that handled too? Sonny says Dante doesn’t have to worry about him, and Dante says, good enough. He’s got to run to the Quartermaines, and talk to Willow. Sonny says, they’ll talk later, and Dante leaves.

TJ tells Britt that he almost wishes he could compartmentalize his emotions, but she says, no Chief wants robots populating their staff. He says, she doesn’t want doctors lined up outside the call room, waiting to have a good cry, but she says, sounds pretty good to her. It wasn’t that long ago she had to deliver devastating news to new parents. He says, Brando and Sasha, and she says, feeling too much or too little both have their drawbacks, but given the choice, she’d prefer her medical professionals using their heart as well as their head. He says his favorite professor always said, good doctors come from good listening, and listening can’t be taught. She says, it’s also not billable. The trick is to combine compassion with efficient care. He says, she makes it sound easy, and she says, it’s not, but it’s doable. Tell her. What kind of doctor does he want to be?

Elizabeth invites Amy to join them, and Amy says, thanks, but she was just getting a manicure not a pedicure. Terry says she thought Amy was doing a double, and Amy says she was, but she wasn’t feeling well after last night. Terry asks if she was prescribed a cuticle trim, and Amy says she can find another salon. Elizabeth says, no. They can save the shop talk for when they get back to work, okay? Amy says, it’s not okay, and asks why Terry is picking on her lately. They’re not even at the hospital, and Terry is all up in her business. Terry says, because as far as she knows, Amy is supposed to be at the hospital, and Amy says, Dr. Ashford lost his first patient last night. She was working with him. They couldn’t save her. It got to her. Sorry. Terry says she’s sorry to hear that, but she has a job to do. Amy says, and she doesn’t like the way Terry’s doing it, and she’s probably not the only one. Terry says, which is why staff is given the opportunity to evaluate hospital leadership quarterly, and Amy says, she may forego that, and march straight to Monica. Terry says, knock herself out; they’re done. Elizabeth says, she understands why Amy is upset… Terry says, Amy’s entitled to her anger, and Amy says, oh thank you. Terry says, she’s also entitled to file a formal complaint with the board. What she’s not entitled to is to ruin Terry’s day off. Amy walks to a manicure station, and Elizabeth says, that definitely got her mind off of her problems.

Violet plays with a light saber, and Chase says, Brook is so his hero. Did she pick these up on the way over? She asks if he’s kidding. All the light sabers are gone by the end of April. Her dad actually got these for Rocco and Leo. He couldn’t go to Star Wars, so she brought Star Wars to him. He says he’s glad she remembered, and she says, of course (🍷) she remembered. He says, why of course (🍷)? and she says, it’s a very important day in this galaxy, and it’s important to him. Violet asks Chase to come swordfight with her, and Brook says, he heard the princess. She takes the tiara off of his head and puts it on her own. He tells Violet, these are called light sabers, and they’re the ancient and sacred weapon of the warriors known as the Jedi. He and Violet duel, while Brook watches, smiling.

Michael tells Carly, he was always so guarded with Harmony. Maybe if he’d been more accepting and been honest… Carly says, stop that. No one made Harmony do what she did. She made the choice to hurt people. There’s a knock at the door, and Michael opens it to Dante. Dante goes over to say hi to Wiley, and Carly asks if he’s here to see Willow. Dante says, if she’s resting, he can come back, but Willow comes down the stairs. Michael tells Wiley, mom’s awake; she could use a hug. Wiley hugs Willow, and Carly asks what they can do for Willow. Willows says, hugs help, and Carly says, then she’s next in line. She hugs Willow, and Wiley comes back for a three-way hug. Carly tells Willow that she’s so sorry, and says, she’ll take Wiley to the main house, and come back. She leaves with Wiley, and Michael asks how Willow is holding up. She says, last night was… He says, overwhelming, and Dante says he has more information, if she feels like she’s ready for it.

Chet brings Dex over to say goodbye to Sonny, since it’s his last day. Dex thanks Sonny for the opportunity, and says he hopes his work was satisfactory. Sonny says, if he ever needs a replacement for Chet, he’ll give Dex a call. What’s next for him? Dex says he’s not sure. Ideally, he’d like to stay in another capacity. Chet says he wishes he could offer Dex a permanent position, but they’re fully staffed, and Dex says, if something opens up, he’s happy to scrub floors, fix equipment, or wash towels. No job is too big or small. All he’s asking for is a chance.

Elizabeth asks, since when is there friction between Terry and Amy? and Terry says she had to call Amy out a few times. Nurse Driscoll thinks it’s personal, but it isn’t. She shouldn’t lose her temper; it’s unprofessional. And even worse, it causes frown lines. Elizabeth suggests they talk about something that makes Terry smile. Like her sweet lovah. Terry says, he is not her lovah. It’s not a secret; she just doesn’t want to jinx it. Elizabeth says, if not his name, give her something, and Terry says, he’s funny and handsome, a real gentlemen, and he looks great in a t-shirt. She met him a few months ago. They had a drink on Valentine’s, then he had to leave town. Elizabeth says, that’s not a good sign, but Terry says, they kept in touch, and my God, the man gives great text. Elizabeth says, sounds like Terry is in trouble, and Terry says, speaking of trouble, is Elizabeth going be okay at the hotel tonight? Elizabeth says she just forgot to latch the door; it won’t happen again. Terry asks if she at least called hotel security, and Elizabeth says, she called security, the police, nothing seems to help. Maybe nothing can. Terry says, the ghost theory? and Elizabeth says, Terry is a woman of science, and so is she, but at this point, she’s willing to try everything. Terry says, whatever eases her mind, and Elizabeth says, good, so Terry will go someplace with her later this week? Terry asks if she can be more specific, but Elizabeth says, Terry already trusts her. She doesn’t need to know. Terry says, unfortunately, that’s true, and Elizabeth says, right now, she needs to get back to work, and Terry needs to prep for her hot date.

Brook says, my word, Lady Honeycutt, this tea is delicious, and Violet says, well, thank you, Queen Marshmallow. Brook asks Chase to tell please her they can put something strong and real in these cups, and he says, now she knows his pain. Violet says, the tea is orange spice, daddy’s favorite, and Brook asks if her daddy is working today. Violet says, he had an emergency at the hospital. He’s saving lives. Brook says, he helps a lot of people, and Violet says, Uncle Chase helps a lot of people too. Brook says, the police certainly help a lot of people, and her Uncle Chase is one of the best, and Chase says, he misses it. Brook puts her hand on his, and says, it’s just a few more weeks. Violet notices the attraction between them, and giggles. Brook removes her hand, and asks if Violet heard that. Her Uncle Chase will be back to saving the galaxy soon. Just like Luke… Chase says, Skywalker? and she says, how could she forget? He says, too bad they’re not going to the movie tonight. She could use a refresher. She says, maybe they can have a private screening someday soon.

TJ tells Britt that he wants to be the kind of doctor people are happy to see again. He wants his patients to trust him, and know he’ll move heaven and earth for them. He wants to be a doctor who provides solace when healing is impossible. She asks how that’s going for him so far, and he says, he did all he could to save Harmony, but in breaking the news to Willow, every bit of his confidence and all his training went out the window, and he felt completely out of his depth. Britt says, congratulations. You’re still human. You can’t tell when the losses will hit. You can go a whole year without one, then have three in one hour. He says, damn, and she says, he may need to learn not to internalize every loss; that takes a toll. He asks what she suggests, and she says, self-care. She knows, it’s an overused, crunchy granola term these days, but the concept of putting on an oxygen mask first, you have to take care of you first. She knows it sounds selfish, but it’s the first step in helping others. He says, he’ll keep it in mind, but does she have any recommendations or suggestions for self-care? She says, find something that brings him peace. For some people it’s exercise, therapy, a hobby, or time with loved ones. He’s been here all night, right? While he’s worrying about Willow’s family, has he had time to check in on his own? How’s Molly after her mom was attacked? He says, she’s upset of course (🍷), but she’s Molly. Britt says she doesn’t know what that means, and he says, she’s not only holding it together, but she’s holding everyone together. Britt says, sounds rough; he’s had a rough night. Just say the word, and she has him covered. He says, she means…? and she says, he can go home. This is a time in the beginning of his career where he has to determine what matters most. Otherwise, he can count on having many more dark lonely nights of the soul. She goes to the desk, and he ponders this.

Dante says, officially, he’s here to update Willow on the investigation, and she says, and unofficially? He says, unofficially… when Carly comes back. She asks what she missed, but Michael says, they were just starting. Dante says, unofficially, he’s here as family, and Willow thanks him, but says, please, just tell her why her mother tried to kill Carly and Alexis. Carly says, at Alexis’s house, she found papers that implicated Harmony in a crime, and to stop her from exposing that crime, Harmony attacked and drugged her. Willow says she knows all that. What she doesn’t know is why. What was her mother trying to hide? Dante says, Harmony had killed before.

Violet thanks Chase and Brook for making her tea party a delightful occasion. She’s going to clean up. Don’t have fun without her. Violet leaves with the tea party things, and Brook says, Violet wanted to clean up by herself? She’ll never raise a kid half as well-mannered as her. Chase says, she’ll be a great mom; he’s seen her in action. He asks, how’s Leo? Is he feeling any better about his upcoming performance? She says, he’s still nervous, but Chase helped. He says, we helped. They make a great team. She says, but there’s only so much they can do. Drama therapy is helping, but stage fright is very real. He says, even if you’re not the one performing? Has she written any songs lately? She says, nope, and he tells her that she’s a gifted songwriter. She says she used to be. What if the new stuff isn’t… He says, there’s only one way to find out. He gets it. He hasn’t done his job in so long; what if he can’t remember how to do it? She says, he’s a pro. It’s like riding a bike. He straightens her tiara, and says, if she can have this much faith in him, why can’t she do it for herself?

Elizabeth and Terry stride into the hospital, and Elizabeth thanks Terry for their girl’s outing. Terry says, make sure she thanks Finn too, preferably before she kills him for being considerate of her feelings. He should know by now how much kindness annoys her. Elizabeth says, what’s wrong with that guy? and Terry says, let her know the day of their mystery appointment. Elizabeth says, let her know how her date goes, and gets in the elevator. Terry sees Britt going by, and follows. She asks if Britt knows Amy blew off her second shift for a manicure, and Britt says, she told Amy she could leave early, but a manicure? Good for her. Terry says, excuse me? and Britt says, Amy lost a patient last night. Terry says, it sucks that Amy had a rough night, but it doesn’t excuse the way Amy talked to her. Britt says, she’ll discuss it with Amy, and Terry says she was going to have Epiphany talk to her, but Britt says, she’d like to have a shot at it. Using the carrot instead of the stick; it’s a thing she’s trying. Terry says, let her know how it goes, and starts to leave, when Britt says, that’s not what she’s wearing on her date, is it?

Sonny says he appreciates Dex’s hustle, but they have no jobs right now. Dex says he thought it was worth a try. You only miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Sonny says, good attitude, when Amy comes in, and Chet excuses himself, saying, family awaits. Sonny says, speaking of family, he has to make a call, but don’t be a stranger. Sonny steps away, and calls Carly. He says he heard about last night, and wanted to make sure she was okay. The guys sparring in the ring behind him get out of hand, and Dex steps in, telling them, knock it off. It’s not some back alley. Show some respect.

Dante tells Willow, the body of Brendon Byrne surfaced at Pier 54. They have evidence Harmony murdered him. Willow asks why her mother would kill Brendon Byrne. Did he have a connection to Dawn of Day or Shiloh? Dante says, the only connection they’re aware of is that he was Neil Byrne’s brother, who Harmony also murdered. Michael asks if Dante is saying Harmony murdered a man to conceal killing his brother, then tried to kill his mom and Alexis to cover it? Dante tells him, that’s what he’s saying, but Willow says, that can’t be right. Her mother had her faults, but she was kind and compassionate. She was not a murderer. Dante says, Harmony committed a crime years ago, and went to great lengths to hide it. Willow says, having to do with her past? and Dante says, her past, and Willow’s.

Terry asks how Britt knew she had a date, and Britt says, when she’s bored, she hacks into Terry’s personal calendar, emails, and browser history. She also just overheard Elizabeth. Terry says, if Britt must know, she’s going home to change, so thanks for asking. Britt says, not a fan of unsolicited advice? and Terry says, is anyone? Britt says, then Terry probably isn’t going to like what she has to say. Terry tells her, go on, and Britt says, forget about Amy, forget about the hospital, forget about everything and enjoy her date.

Dex gives the sparring guys the bum’s rush, as Chet watches. Amy says, Terry has it out for her, and Chet says he’s sure that’s not the case. She says, thanks for telling her that her feelings and perceptions aren’t valid. He’s a great brother. He says, she has a history of blowing things out of proportion, and she says, he was adopted. He says, no, she was, and she says, no, she wasn’t. He says, she and her boss are just going through a rough patch. They should just talk it out. She says he doesn’t know Terry; she’s completely unreasonable. He says he can’t imagine what that’s like, and she says, she can’t imagine talking it out; there’s no point. She’s just going to avoid Terry whenever possible.

Terry tells Britt, wait a second. She, of the caustic remarks, who freely judges the choices of others, is actually telling her to go out… Britt says, just enjoy herself, and Terry says, Britt is continually not as aggravating as she thought she’d be. Britt says, what a compliment. Get out. Terry leaves, and TJ tells Britt that she was right. Britt says, as usual. About what? He says he took her advice, and called Molly. She wants to cuddle on the couch, watch Star Wars, and eat vegan pizza. Britt says, sounds like a great way to recharge, and he says he’d like to take her up on her offer if that’s okay. She says, go, leave, be with his domestic partner. He says he just needs to tie up a few things, and she says she’ll hold down the fort. Enjoy that vegan pizza. Oh, and may the fourth be with him. He leaves, and she says, besides, it’s not like she has anyone waiting.

On the phone, Elizabeth speaks to Chelsea, saying, she was referred by Lucy Coe, and would like to schedule a session. She needs help explaining the unexplainable.

Britt tells Chase that she’ll start saying daily affirmations. She’s good enough. She’s strong enough. She will hit the first homerun in the opening game of the summer softball league. He says, in her dreams. Not even in her dreams. She says, the Deception team has something the PCPD doesn’t; a base stealer from Bensonhurst with a 350 batting average. Violet comes out and says, everything is put away, and Chase says he has an idea. If Leo is free, the four of them can go to Kelly’s for dinner. Brook says, Leo can practice his poem for Violet, and Chase says, and they can go back to rounding the bases… in terms of softball. Violet says they can bring the lightsabers, and Brook says, it’s a date. Violet repeats, it’s a date.

Dex apologizes to Sonny, and says, he gave those guys a talking to. They won’t be causing anymore trouble. Sonny says, Dex knows how to handle himself, and Dex says, he’s just doing his job… You know… Sonny says, there might be something he might have for Dex. Come by his office later, and they’ll talk about Dex’s future.

Willow says, the crime her mom committed was referenced in the papers Carly found? and Carly says, they were session notes from Dr. Byrne, who was apparently Harmony’s psychiatrist. In the notes, Dr. Byrne wrote that Harmony revealed a secret to him. Willow asks, what was the secret? and Dante says he’s going to stop Carly here. Before they go any further, he’s obligated to tell Willow that they’ve yet to verify the details. Having said that, they have no reason to doubt the voracity of the comments made by Dr. Byrne that Harmony confessed. Willow thanks him, and says she understands. Now will somebody please tell her? Dante says, Harmony is not her biological mother, and Carly flashes back to Harmony telling her that Willow’s twin is Nelle, and realizing Willow’s mother is Nina.

Tomorrow, Sasha asks what the hell someone is doing here; Jordan asks how Curtis managed that when she said no; Nina says she needs Scotty’s full and complete attention; and Willow asks if Harmony told Carly anything.  

💉 She Hates To Murder and Run, But…

It’s a shame her time in Port Charles got cut short, but she sure has some great footage for her demo reel.

🦄 Checking For Flying Pigs and…

First Naomi Judd, now this. I am truly living in bizarro world.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1329748/general-hospitals-steve-burton-and-pregnant-wife-sheree-break-up-after-23-years

💎 No One Escapes Unscathed…

I dunno what Kathy thought she was getting into being on this show. That’s what she gets for not watching Bravo.

💞 Off-Camera Too…

I just thought this was something sweet to counteract the bad taste of the Steve Burton article.

🐉 Throne To Come…

The latest on House of the Dragon. Looks good.

https://www.hbo.com/house-of-the-dragon

🌿 Like the Corners Of My Mind…

Let’s meet tomorrow for some soap, tea, words you should hear, and music you should listen to. Until then, stay safe, stay absorbing all the knowledge you can, and stay using your heart as well as your head, no matter what your profession.