What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

 

 

General Hospital

Michael asks Sam if she recognizes the blanket. She says it must be the one Carly was talking about.

Jordan tells Sonny there’s no need to go to the press. He says he has to talk to someone. Chase comes in and asks if there’s something wrong. Sonny says his wife was mistreated at Ferncliff, and Jordan isn’t understanding. The mayor calls, and Jordan steps away. Chase asks how Michael is; he’s sorry about what happened to Sonny’s grandchild. He tells Sonny that he can say it. It’s all his fault.

Carly walks into the interrogation room, telling Nelle, long time no see. Nelle asks what she’s doing there; she’s supposed to be locked up. Carly says she’s supposed to be in a car on her way to Canada while the lawyers negotiate her release, but she had to see Nelle one last time to tell Nelle to her face – she wins.

Carly sees Nelle is handcuffed, and says, excellent. There’s nothing she likes more than a captive audience. Nelle says she finds that sad. All Carly’s stunt will do is lengthen her sentence. Carly says her sentence is about to be a thing of the past, and even if she’s wrong, it’s worth it. Nelle is screwed for the rest of her life, and it couldn’t happen to a better gal. Nelle says they don’t make marks easier than Carly. Carly agrees. She was so blinded by her grief, she didn’t see Nelle coming. She didn’t think anyone was twisted enough target grieving parents, or siblings who lost a brother. She says Nelle is a deranged sociopath without one redeeming quality. Nelle asks, what about her vital organs? She saved Josslyn’s life. Carly says Josslyn’s father did. Nelle says it was her kidney, and Carly says her worthless father sold to the highest bidder. It’s awful, but not her problem. Nelle can blame her life on Frank. Carly owes her nothing.

Sam tells Michael the nursery was gone over with a fine-toothed comb. The blanket must have planted. He says it doesn’t matter; they have it. Sam thinks it has to be someone connected to Nelle. Someone decided to double-cross her.

Ava sees Scotty talking to David in Kelly’s. Scotty tells David there are being crude things about Kiki on the internet. Alexis doesn’t think it’s good for the case. David tells him to fix it, and Scotty says, one course of action that would fix it, is to settle.

Jason asks Margaux if it’s enough to recommend Carly be transferred out of Ferncliff. She asks what she’s looking at, and Jason says it’s a consent form for ECT. She asks how he got his hands on it, and he says a friend. Even Margaux can tell it’s not Carly’s signature, and he says, exactly. He tells her to verify the date. Carly wasn’t even at the facility that day. Margaux says maybe they had her scheduled, and he says, without consent?

Carly says Nelle caught her off-guard, but she’s back on her game, and it feels great. Nelle says she can tell her fellow patients at Ferncliff, although there’s no one to talk to in solitary, where she’s headed. Carly says Nelle doesn’t get it. Her conviction won’t stand, since Nelle spilled her guts. Nelle says she was coerced. She was under duress; she thought she was going to die. Carly asks, why? Michael is an excellent driver. Carly says she confessed to it all; murdering Zack, almost killing Michael, and haunting her. Nelle says Carly still pushed her, and she can’t prove otherwise. Carly says Nelle was just proven to be the biggest liar on the planet. They’re going to throw the story out she told in court Her plan tanked. She thought she was taking on Carly alone, but she, Sonny, her mother. Michael, Josslyn, and Jason are a package deal. The bottom line is that she messed with the wrong family.

Chase says Sonny told him nothing better go wrong, and he kept insisting it was fine. It would have worked if it hadn’t been for the prison van, but that’s no excuse. It was his plan, and the baby died. Sonny says it was an unintended consequence. Chase says that doesn’t mean it’s not his fault.

Nelle says Carly has done her fair share of damage, and it’s not so different from hers. Carly sits down, and says, this should be good; let’s hear it. Nelle says stop her when it sounds familiar. Coming to Port Charles, pretending to be someone else, exactly revenge on her family. Carly says she and Nelle aren’t family; her target was her mother. She was also successful in taking her mother’s marriage down. She regrets it, but she seduced Tony fair and square. Nelle had to drug Sonny. Nelle says Carly was the worst. Carly agrees. Until she grew, and learned, and changed. She forged relationships with people she loved, who loved her back, and made her a better person. Love is wasted on Nelle.

Michael tells Sam that Sonny isn’t picking up. He wonders what’s the best way to handle it. Does Sam think it was planted? Sam says if Nelle knitted it, her DNA will be all over it. They have to take it to the police station – now. Michael asks if anyone has ever told her that she’d make a good PI. She says, no, but she’ll consider it.

Ava comes by Griff’s office. She tells him that she just saw David and Scotty with their heads together. She’s worried about Kiki. This is hard on her, and Scotty is going to try to publicly humiliate her, as if she hasn’t been dragged through the mud already. Griff says Alexis will do some dragging of her own, but Ava says Kiki won’t be able to defend herself. Griff says she’ll get a rebuttal, and Ava says in the moment, it will be brutal. Griff says Kiki is stronger than Ava thinks. Ava knows she is. She’s kept her head held high, and continued going to work. She’s never been so proud. Griff says as long as she knows Ava is in her corner, she’ll be fine. Ava says 100%, and they’re both lucky to have him.

Carly says Nelle is Incapable of love. She doesn’t know what it means, or how it feels. You need to have a soul to love, and all she has is a bottomless pit of envy and hate. Frank lied, but once she knew the truth, Nelle couldn’t stop. She couldn’t face the emptiness inside. She lied, and manipulated, thinking of different ways to torture Carly. She could handle thinking she was losing her mind, but Nelle played with Josslyn’s head and emotions. Nelle messed with her baby. She crossed the line.

Jason doesn’t think this is what Margaux meant to happen when she sent Carly to Ferncliff. Margaux says it’s horrible, but doesn’t excuse Jason breaking her out. He tells her when he came in, she was strapped to a table, and she could have been a vegetable if he’d waited. He believes Margaux had no idea, but the fact is, she let it happen. Carly was sent there because of her. Now she has a chance to do what’s right.

Alexis tells Kiki that she spoke with Francesca. Her testimony is strong, and corroborates Kiki’s. She says Scotty is going to ask about the photo, and Kiki says, it has nothing to do with anything. Alexis says the defense will use it to paint her in an incriminating light, and she’ll be questioned about the nature of the relationship. She’ll be under oath, so one last time, is there anything Kiki wants to tell her? Kiki says, no. The photo is just Griff comforting an upset friend; nothing more.

Ava says there’s been a distance between her and Griff, but still, he’s always there; a strong shoulder to lean on. He asks if it helps, and she says just being in the same room with him helps her breathe easier. He has a calming effect on her. He’s sorry about the distance. It’s his fault. There’s been a lot weighing on him in the past few months. She asks if he wants to talk about it. He thinks they have to. Being with her changed everything for him. He’s learned that doing a bad thing doesn’t make you a bad person, and sometimes the end does justify the means. Sometimes you just mess up. It’s still new to him, and realizes it involves his heart. The prospect of losing that… She asks if he just said he loved her, and he says, yes, he loves her.

David asks Scotty, why settle? It’s he said she said, and Kiki has nothing to back it up. Scotty says, true, but it’s civil count; the burden of proof isn’t as high. There’s also the court of public opinion. As long as this drags on, his reputation is at stake. David says if they settle, it’s an admission of guilt. The odds are in his favor Why is Scotty getting gun shy about the trial? Scotty flashes back to seeing Griff and Kiki in the park, talking about having slept together. He says he’s just giving David all the options. They have the upper hand, and he’ll do everything in his power for them to win.

Jason tells Margaux he could have been gone. It could take months, and ruin her career. Some people might think she deserves it. He’s not one of them. He just wants it over, and would like to think she’ll do the right thing. She says he’s changed the character of the case, but she can’t just pretend they didn’t talk. He’s basically turning himself in. She asks if he’s willing to go to the station. He says as long as Carly is safe, he’s okay with that.

Sonny tells Chase that he’s learned no matter how careful you are, can’t plan for everything. There’s always a surprise, but if something goes wrong, you have to be prepared to own it. No matter what side you’re on, the rules are the same. No one could have imagined the baby being a casualty. Chase says he was the most innocent one in all of this, and he died. Sonny says it’s a heavy burden, and unfortunately, he’d the one to carry it.

Carly tells Nelle to remember what it was like to be a teenager (like, five minutes ago for Nelle), navigating your way through public school and social circles. How big everything felt. It’s not an easy time. Josslyn’s big brother died, and her grandfather was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s. What Josslyn didn’t need was Nelle, and special brand of psycho. She made Josslyn feel lost and confused; alone. Josslyn showed her though. She took Nelle down because Josslyn is her daughter, and they love each other. They’ve already established that no one ever loved Nelle. Nelle says, Michael did. Carly says, for about a minute, and he never will again. She asks if Nelle thinks it ends with her. Nelle asks what she means, and Carly says if this is her revenge, think of what Sonny’s will be like. Nelle says it makes her happy; kicking a crazy mother while she’s down. Carly says, just for the record, she’s devastated about her grandson. Michael will grieve for the rest of his life. The one silver lining is that she won’t use the child as weapon, like she’s done since she got pregnant. Nelle says Carly thinks she knows everything, nd that the world revolves around her, but there’s a helluva lot she doesn’t know.

Carly says she doesn’t care about what she doesn’t know. She doesn’t care about Nelle. She’s a non-factor in Carly’s life from here on. They’re finished. Margaux sees Carly stroll out of the interrogation room, and wonders why she’s not in handcuffs. Carly says she’s turning herself in. She doesn’t need them, but if Margaux wants to, by all means. Margaux says she’s willing to talk to the judge, and move her to Shadybrook. Carly says that’s so not happening. Sonny gets a text that says, mission accomplished.

Ava can’t believe Griff said the words. He tells her that he means them. She kisses him. He says they still have things to work out, but they might be getting somewhere. There’s still a lot to talk about. Ava says they will. After the trial is over, she can focus more on them. He agrees, and she thanks him. She says knowing he feels the same way, makes her feel better; stronger than she did when she walked in. She suggests getting him take out, because that’s what people who love each other do. It’s a plus, but let’s hope there’s more to it than that.

Kiki tells Alexis that she has to get back to work. Alexis has says she has a good case. Kiki did the right thing coming to her. She has no intention of letting Kiki down. They’re in this together. Sam joins them, apologizing for being late. Kiki tells her to let Michael know she’s thinking about him, and leaves. Sam tells Alexis about Jonah being stillborn. Alexis says it’s too much for Michael. Sam says thankfully, the situation with Carly is a whole lot better.

Sonny says, in light of new evidence, Diane is going to petition the court to have Carly’s sentence vacated. Margaux has twenty-four hours if she wants to fight it, but he advises against it. She came after him through his wife, and she sided with a psycho to do it. It’s not a good look for the district attorney. Michael walks in. Sonny says he has good news, and Michael thinks he can help. He dumps the blanket out on a table.

Sonny asks where he found it, and Michael says the nursery at the Quartermaine’s. Margaux asks if that’s the blanket Carly swore they were fighting over. Carly tells her the one Nelle swore didn’t exist. Margaux says, he found it in the nursery that was turned upside down by the authorities? He says there was no sign it was put there recently, and they assume whoever it was, was working with Nelle. Either they got a conscience or wanted to turn her in. Sonny says just trace the DNA. Chase tells Margaux that she’s not the first person snowed by Nelle. Take it from someone who’s been there. He almost trashed his career for her. Admit she’s wrong, clean up the mess, and move on. Margaux tells him that he’s out of turn, but it’s good advice. She’ll take it – subject to review. Sonny asks if she’ll tell the judge, and Margaux says, yes. Nelle is brought out, and she starts yelling, she double- crossed me; no, no, no!

Sam asks if Alexis has reached out to Kristina. Alexis says, someone should call and tell her. Sam says that someone should be her. Alexis tells her that she’s making an effort, but no matter what she says, Kristina interprets it as controlling. She’s afraid if Kristina makes a choice, it will be to defy her. Sam thinks Kristina’s choices and feelings are up to her. Alexis says they keep the conversation to talk about the weather or museum exhibits. She misses her. Sam says that’s exactly what Alexis should say to her. She thinks Kristina misses her too.

Griff remarks that Kiki is working before the trial, and Kiki says it’s better than obsessing. He’s glad he ran into her. He’s been thinking about her mom, and he really needs to tell her that he cheated. He’s not naming names, but he has to tell her if he wants a future with her, and he does. He’ll never let her know it was Kiki. She asks if he’ sure, and he says, positive. She respects his intent, but to be honest, he doesn’t have a true understanding of her mom. He’ll lose her and make her his enemy. It will be bad for both of them.

Scotty sees Ava at Kelly’s, and says he’ll fill her in. He tried to get David to settle, but they’re going to trial. Ava says, good. She wants him exposed for the predator he is. Scotty says that’s if her daughter wins. She says, good thing he’s on the case. Scotty says it will be suspicious without him giving a reasonable defense. He’ll do everything he can to protect Kiki, but who knows what someone might be forced to admit on the stand?

Nelle asks where they got the blanket. Margaux says that’s the strangest thing; she’d said it didn’t exist. It goes against her version of the story. She’ll be prosecuted for perjury. Nelle says they’re out to get her, and struggles with the guard holding her. Margaux says, Nelle has so many counts against her, she can’t even do the math. The blanket is practically meaningless. Carly says, not to her.

Michael says he still cared about the baby. In his child’s memory, he’ll do what he can to get mercy, but after that, Nelle is nothing to him. Nelle says they got everything they wanted, and she hopes Carly burns in hell; she hates her. The guard takes her out, grasping and kicking. Jordan comes in, and asks what’s happening. They fill her in on the blanket. Margaux points out that Jason is a fugitive, and Sonny says she can fight Diane, but she’ll lose, and won’t improve her public image. Jordan agrees to keep them until they can test the blanket. Jason and Carly go into the interrogation room.

Sonny tells Michael to go home; eat and rest. His mom is fine. Sonny asks Margaux is she feels good about herself; Jason and Carly don’t deserve lockup. They’re not her problem; he is. Come and get him. She says when she does, the case will be airtight.

Alexis says there’s been good news; Carly is exonerated. Sam still can’t believe Jason broke her out. She asks if Alexis had anything to do with it. Alexis says she was wondering if Sam had anything to do with it. Sam says no, and Alexis thinks that’s because Jason didn’t ask. She notes Sam isn’t correcting her. Sam asks if she’d like to order.

Carly tells Jason that they could be in Canada. Jason says, it’s okay. She says she stayed for her family, but needed one more shot at Nelle. It was worth a night in prison. He asks if she has any regrets, and she says, none. Who knows? Maybe they’ll get adjoining cells.

Tomorrow, Nina says Valentin will do anything to get to her, Finn wants proof Anna is okay, and Scotty tells Franco that he hates David.

Below Deck Mediterranean

Still on shore, Conrad tells Hannah if she walks away, it’s over, but he doesn’t want this. Adam calls for a taxi. and he and Hannah leave. João steals one of Conrad’s shoes, just for a minute. Conrad tells João, eff-off for a minute, and knock off the smile. They get in each other’s faces. Kasey asks what going on, and João decides to walk away. He tells Brooke he was just teasing, and Conrad flicked him in the face. In his interview, Conrad says nothing is going his way at the minute.

Adam asks Hannah wtf is going on? She says she’s dating a twenty-three-year-old who asked for his fifty dollars back. Adam says she knew he was seven years younger and had no bank account. She has to take responsibility for that. In her interview, Hannah says the more she looks at it, the more she realizes their lives are different. She’s established hers, and at twenty-three, Conrad is still building his. Adam says she knows better, and she says maybe she made a mistake. João almost falls down stairs coming back in. Kasey tells Jamie she took herself out of the love part with João, but still wanted the fun part. Now she wants to rip João a new one.

Conrad needs to backpedal and focus on his relationship with Captain Sandy and his deck crew. Brooke tells the captain there was a lot of drama on the first day of the charter, but the captain says the service was amazing. Hannah walks past Conrad without acknowledging him. Brooke feels like stepping on Hannah’s toes. Captain Sandy says the interior service has improved, but she doesn’t want them complacent. She tells Brooke to never take her eyes off the table. Brooke says she takes pride in service, and the captain says she can see that.

João tells Kasey that he heard her talking sh*t to Brooke, and it’s unfair. She says one minute he’s telling friends that he’s giving her a one-way ticket to Zimbabwe and they’re flirting. Then, she steps away for a minute, and he’s making out with Brooke. It’s an effed-up move. She says maybe she was wrong, trying to look out for him and help him. He says he doesn’t need help, and she’s judging him. Conrad says it’s unbelievable. There was no reason for last night. He agrees with Kasey 100%.

It’s time for the preference sheet meeting. Lizzz (nope, not a typo, just pretentious) is a friend of the captain’s, who does promotional products for Fortune 500 companies. She wants Captain Sandy to join in on as much as possible. They also want a New England clambake, Hampton’s style. Adam used to work in the Hamptons, so he’s down with that. Another guest owns the biggest wine store in the Hamptons. Hannah thinks they’ll get along fine. The captain says she just doesn’t want any flak.

Everyone gets the boat ready. Brooke complains that she and Kasey have to do the heavy lifting. Conrad asks Hannah for a conversation. In his interview, he says he still has feelings for her, and doesn’t know what to do. He tells her she’s materialistic, and he thinks it’s stupid. She says it’s her life. He asks what she wants, and she says the damage is done; there’s no going back. Sometimes, love isn’t enough to keep the relationship together. It’s not romantic, but he can’t be mad; it’s how she’s programmed. In her interview, she says her parents loved each other, but when her ten-year-old brother died, they grieved differently, and grew apart. If she was a gold-digger, she wouldn’t have come after him. Conrad says they could break in slowly back in to where they were, and Hannah says, okay. They hug. In his interview, Conrad says he’d rather stay and fight to work it out than run. Hannah tells him she knows she’s not the easiest person to be with. In her interview, she says she’s pushed away a lot of decent men, but unless she pushes him all the way overboard, it’s not happening. Maybe it’s good she’s been forced to make something work. They kiss.

The crew gets in their whites, and the guests arrive. Captain Sandy is happy they chartered the boat. Hannah gives the tour. Brooke passes out champagne. Hannah wants to show she can do her job and is good at it. Then maybe the captain will get off her back. Hannah tells the guests there’s nothing more luxurious than a bath on a yacht. Lizzz says when she and the captain were on another boat, she was happy with the service, but Captain Sandy said it wasn’t the way it was supposed to be. The captain says as soon as guests arrive, the toys should be out, no question. In his interview, Adam says the last time the captain’s friends were on the boat, service wasn’t up to standard. His cooking wasn’t either, and he’s making it his mission to prove he can do this.

Brooke decorates the table with pearls and shells. In her interview, Captain Sandy says whether it’s a friend or client, she’s obliged to sit with them if she’s asked. She’d rather be checking timetables and the weather, but wants the guests to have the best experience, no matter what. The guests think the wine is too warm. Hannah walks in with ice, and Lizzz says it’s like she read their minds. An amazing swordfish entrée is served for lunch. Hannah goes on break. João pokes at Brooke. The guests jet ski. Lizzz is too afraid to go down the slide. What? I’m not exactly water adventurous, but I can’t imagine not being obsessed with going down that thing. I’ve always wanted to use the emergency slide in an airplane too. But I don’t want an actual emergency.

João asks if he and Kasey are good, or does she still think he’s a d*ck. She says all she told Brooke was to be smart and be careful. In her interview, she says in her experience, guys who say they just want to be friends, always want more. They don’t get it though, so too bad for João. Brooke calls for Kasey on the radio, so she gets out of talking to him.

Adam gets a load of live lobsters (try saying that three times real fast). He asks some of the deck hands to help with schlepping pots and pans upstairs. He’s going to layer the food on the table. Brooke says it had a Mediterranean fishing village vibe. Kasey tells Brooke that her patience is wearing thin. Hannah is having her minions do her dirty work, and it’s not fair.

Hannah tells Conrad she’s ready to go home any time. Conrad thinks they should see a different country, and she suggests Vienna. In her interview, Hannah says boat drama is stressful to a relationship. They need to have free days to see if it’s real.

Everyone dresses way too well for a clambake. Adam is making everything ever seen at a clambake in the middle of the Amalfi coast. The wine is again at room temperature. In her interview, Captain Sandy says it’s all about service (I agree – and the food). It’s not about who’s at the table, but about her team shining. She tells Hannah she wants someone at the table at all times. Hannah tells her that she’d asked for the wine to be put in the freezer. João is hungry, and starts poking around the galley. Kasey stands ready near the guests’ table. Adam tells the deck crew to stay close. Newspapers are spread on the table, and Adam dumps potatoes and corn on the cob on them. He says, but wait, there’s more, and adds lobster and crab, putting a pot of muscles on top. The guests are speechless, and Lizzz says it’s beyond her wildest dreams. They ask for shell bowls, ice, and more napkins. The captain asks Hannah where are the eyes watching the table?

Jamie wonders if they’re getting dinner. The guests call it a night. Adam realizes he forgot to feed the crew. In his interview, João says Adam pissed him off. He has one job. Well, yeah, but he has to do it all day, and can also be called on to do it at any time 24/7. And even I know, the guests come first. Brooke washes dishes. Adam brings out fish and corn on the cob for the crew. Conrad nuzzles Hannah on deck. Brooke asks if João made up with Kasey. He says he still has to break her eight-year dry spell. He tells Brooke that he’s just joking, but neither one of us think it’s funny. In her interview, Brooke says she’s been cheated on in the past, and might be playing with fire. Ya think?

Breakfast is fancy SOS (chipped beef on toast, or sh*t on a shingle). Hannah asks Captain Sandy if she’s going on the day tour; they’re setting up a picnic lunch. Kasey, Brooke, and João doing the set-up. Everyone shoves off to Ischia Island. They’re touring a castle, and it’s all up hill to get there. The crew is also carrying a ton of stuff. When Hannah radios about sending the food, Brooke tells her that they need as many people there as possible. Hannah says she’ll send Adam, as well as Conrad and Colin as planned. Jamie sets up the water toys. Colin say everything is hurting, and Adam says at least got in some exercise. Jamie is glad Conrad is giving her more responsibility. She’s had personal growth, and it feels good. Lizzz says they earned their lunch, and the captain joins them.

Hannah says, Prague, and Conrad says, cool.

Brooke is stressed with Hannah. She did breakfast, and set up the barbecue (I don’t know if she means the clambake or picnic), and Hannah acts like she’s orchestrating things, but she’s not. Brook already knew what to do. Lizzz says the picnic was fantastic. Now comes the hike back down. Holy! It’s really a lot of tough walking. Colin says it’s like walking the Great Wall of China. João flirts with Kasey. Brooke doesn’t want to see it.

Back at the yacht, Captain Sandy is impressed with Jamie. She’s quiet, but the captain sees her working, and taking note of it. The guests jet ski and swim. A boat comes up selling fresh fish. The captain tells Adam that Lizzz loves octopus, so he buys one. I loved it too, until I saw one with a lot of personality on a video. Adam says he’s never done this before. It’s part of being a yacht chef to rearrange the plan because you got something fresher. Conrad asks for some ham. Adam tells him to sit, and food will be ready in twenty minutes. In his interview, Adam says he wants the best culinary experience for the guests, and forgot the crew. Even for the crew, the food looks incredible. In his interview, João whines that they work hard, and they should put Adam in the galley, not feed him after a hard day, and see how he feels. A-hole. Grab a piece of bread in the meantime or something.

Adam prepares the octopus. Hannah asks Colin to help with service. Adam explains that octopus is notoriously tough. It’s cool and fun to prepare same day fish, but he doesn’t want to poison the guests. He freezes it first to kill any bacteria, and tenderize it. He makes a sashimi appetizer. Lizzz pronounces it perfect. Adam brings up the prime rib and shrimp entrée himself. Lizzz says it’s over the top, and wants to take him home. In her interview, Captain Sandy says the service was ten times better, but she’s cautiously optimistic. If they can keep it at this level for the rest of the season, all will be well. Lizzz says party in her cabin.

Brooke and João sit on the observation deck. She asks if there’s anything she’s going to find out that will upset her. She’s dated a player. João says she wonders if he still is, and she says she wouldn’t be interested then. Hannah and Conrad see them, and Conrad says he wants to shake Brooke. She said it already. She wants to be the one who fixes them. And she will have to learn the lesson that there’s no fixing someone else on her own.

João wants to know what’s relevant about the past? Brooke says, nothing. Brooke wants to believe him, so she’s going with that until he gives her a reason not to. Jamie is called to the bridge. Captain Sandy gives her a boat driving lesson. Anchor is pulled, and in her interview, Jamie sees a potential milestone in the direction of where she wants her career to go. The captain asks if she’s happy, and she says, are you kidding? The boat docks. The guests pack, and the crew gets into their whites.

The guests were thrilled, and Lizzz says it was a magnificent experience. It’s time for the tip meeting. The envelope please. Captain Sandy says they got $12,500, or $1041 each. In her interview, Hannah says they got $25K from Kenny; this is mediocre. The captain tells them it’s not about each charter, but the mounds of cash at the end of the season. She wants the last two charters to be beyond. She tells them to have a nice dinner, but don’t go clubbing.

Kasey tells Brooke that Hannah had better not say anything about her work. She doesn’t know what Hannah’s been doing, but at least she’s trying. In her interview, Brooke says Hannah is different as a friend. She loves Hannah away from work.  Everyone gets dressed to go out. João flirts with Kasey, and takes her phone. Hannah walks in as he’s fixing his pants, and asks what happened? He says he was snapping a dickie. Really? Hannah sees Brooke in bathroom. Brooke asks her why the face? and Hannah thinks Brooke needs to be careful. She just walked into a mess. João had Kasey’s phone, and was taking a photo of his d*ck. It’s not a cool situation to her with the three of them. Hannah says it’s her relationship and her call, but she wouldn’t be impressed with it. I’m not sure which “it” she’s referring to, the situation or João’s junk.

Next time, the primary is a motivational speaker, Brooke says Hannah has no filter, and João doesn’t want Conrad to tell him how to do his job. BTW, the primary’s name is Daniel, and I’m glad it’s not Danielll.

🏰 The Castle on the Island…

Arogonese Castle on the Ischia Island.

👌 João’s Pic Brought It to Mind…

There’s a scene in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert when Bob’s wife leaves him. She hurls insults at him on her way out, and says, besides, he has a little ding-a-ling. I couldn’t find the scene on YouTube, but the whole movie is priceless. It never gets old, and I still think Terence Stamp was robbed of the Oscar. One of my favorite scenes…