What I Watched Today
(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)
šĀ A lot of TV ground to cover today.
General Hospital
Alex sips at a to-go cup ā that actually seems like it has something in it. Brava! Sheās been so desperate for tea. She asks who brought it. Sheād like to think it was her sister because she cares, but believes itās Finn. Since he doesnāt know how she takes it, she presumes itās the way Anna likes it. Finn says itās their attempt to humor her, and she says consider her humored. She canāt ask for any more ā except her sight back. Anna says not until Alex tells her what she needs to know.
Elizabeth asks how Franco is feeling, and he says, feeling ready to get out. Heās wondering where heās going. She knows what she wants to say, but sheās not sure she can say it.
Josslyn, Cameron, and Oscar look at pictures from the trip. Cameron shares pictures of the gas station from when he took the bus back. They laugh.
Kim thanks Terry for going the extra mile for Oscar. Terry tells Kim and Drew that sheāll let them know when the test results come in. Julian joins them, saying, reinforcements have arrived, and hugs Kim.
Dante tells Sonny that he canāt leave; Raj will kill Sonny. Sonny says, donāt give him a chance. Dante needs to kill him first. Just trust him.
On the house phone, Carly asks, how bad is it? Send her up. She lets Ava in. Ava asks where her daughter is. She demands to see her right now. I guess sheās becoming a drunk.
Elizabeth tells Franco that she keeps going around and around, saying same things. Itās one thing to love him, and another to tell herself that loving him means being disconnected from his history and the things heās done. Every time something bad happens, his past is thrown in her face. Sheās a grown woman, and made the choice to be with him, but sheās also a mom. Right now, the boys know Franco is doing the right thing, and their faith in him is justified, but it doesnāt change what they went through. She hates it, and feels selfish to put kids through anything because she wants him. She misses their life together. He says he just loves her, and she says she just loves him too, but she has to keep the boys first. She has to do whatās best for them, but doesnāt know what that is. Sheās sorry. She knows he wants it settled. Franco tells her to take as long as she needs. She leaves.
Cameron shows Oscar and Josslyn a picture of the bus driver, and a guy who snored the entire way back. Josslyn gets a text, and says, no way. Her team has been invited to a volleyball tournament at Duke. Only fifteen teams are invited. College recruiters are going to be there; itās so major. Oscar says, they can make it another road trip. When is it? She sees the date is at the beginning of April, and says let her check with her mom before they make plans. Her mom is her manager these days.
Drew says heāll leave them to it. Julian gives him an empty coffee cup, saying itās better than the stuff they serve there. Drew gestures with the cup in his hand, like none of us would do with a full cup. Back to square one. He walks off, and Julian asks, whatās the latest? Kim says theyāre in a holding pattern, and Julian says it must be frustrating. Kim says sheās terrified for it to end.
Ava calls for Avery. Carly says if Avery was there, she would be sleeping, but sheās not there. Ava tells her, donāt lie. Carly asks if Ava thinks sheād let her in the house like this if Avery could hear her. Sheās wasted; stumbling, slurring her words. Go home and sleep it off. Ava says, not without her kid, and Carly repeats sheās not there. Ava says sheās the mom, and has a right to know where her daughter is. Carly says sheās at the Quartermaineās with Michael. She baked cookies with her cousins and feell asleep in the nursery. Ava starts to go past Carly, who asks where sheās going. Ava says, where does she think? Carly says, no way.
Alex feels for Anna. Itās not easy. To actually believe something happened to her that didnāt must be unnerving. Finn says Alex has a gift for understanding. She heard theyād improved the process, and an entire lifetime of memories had been transferred from Patient 6 to Patient 5. This was only a minor transfer. Anna says itās not minor to her. Tell her what she needs to know, or remain in darkness. Alex thinks Anna might want to lighten up in front of her boyfriend. Being cold and demanding doesnāt put her in a good light. Finn thinks Anna is perfect. Spit it out. Alex doesnāt want it to be more unpleasant than it has to be. The truth is, as much as she loves Anna, she doesnāt trust her.
Dante tells Sonny, this is risky. Sonny says, it has to work. Dante is needed at home. Thereās been an unexpected development, and Dante asks if itās a good one. Sonny wants it to be; Carly is pregnant. Dante laughs, and says Sonny and Carly are having another baby? Sonny says thatās why they have to make the plan work. Dante says, and get him the hell out. Sonny canāt imagine what Dante went through. Dante says he canāt even imagine it.
Drew brings Franco the coffee. He asks how the recent hero of Port Charles is, and Franco says heās not so sure about that. He wants to hear about Oscar, but Drew says theyāre waiting to hear back about the tests. Franco tells Drew to let him know if thereās anything he can do. Drew says, just get out, but Franco isnāt sure where to go.
Cameron says, not to be heavy, but heās glad heās with them. Theyāre the only ones he can trust. What does he do now that Franco is a hero. It wasnāt okay when his mom started dating Franco, and he still thinks the best thing would be for her to unload the guy. Josslyn says, itās not the ideal situation, but itās not his decision. Oscar asks if Cameron has talked to his mom, and actually told her what itās been like. Cameron says she doesnāt care, but Josslyn says, thatās not fair. His mother loves him. Cameron says she doesnāt know half of what happened; the things people were saying. Then thereās Franco. He says he loves them, but if thatās true, wouldnāt he see how much heās hurting Jake and Aiden, and bow out? Josslyn says, itās really hard. She knows Cameron thinks he knows whatās best, and he probably does, but all he can do is be there for his brothers and love them. He has a shopping bag with something in it for Franco from Jake and Aiden. Josslyn says they really love him, but Cameron says, loving him wonāt change how anyone sees him, and leaves.
Julian says Kim hasnāt touched her food. Kim says sheās not really hungry. She asks if heās reached Ava, but he says sheās not returning his calls, and no one is home. Kim suggests maybe Ava needs alone time. Julian says something tells him thatās the last thing she needs.
Carly says the Quartermaines wonāt let Ava past the front gate. And does she want Avery to see her like this? Sheāll be scared and confused. Wait until morning. Ava says, if at all, right? Carly must be so happy. Sheās the big winner. Ava couldnāt have given her a better present if she tried. Carly says sheās not doing this. Ava wants Carly to punish her, saying sheās hateful and awful, and not fit to be a mother. She came there looking for it, and to feel sorry for herself. Carly isnāt playing the self-pity game. She thinks itās torture. Ava shows up with drama, drunk; railing at anyone who will listen. Itās not about Avery; itās about her. Sheās hiding behind how she alienated Kiki and treated her like crap. Ava says Carly left out the best part. She alienated Kiki, treated like crap, and wound up sleeping with her killer.
Drew asks what Franco means. Heās going home to Elizabeth and the kids. Franco isnāt sure thatās what Elizabeth wants. Cameron shows up, and Drew tells Franco, itās all going to work out. After heās gone, Cameron hands Franco the bag, saying itās from Jake and Aiden. They asked him to bring it. Franco says, even though he didnāt want to?
Drew asks Elizabeth how itās going. She asks if he just came from Francoās room. Now heās going to tell her to let him come home? He says heās not telling her to do a damn thing, but he is going to say this. If memory serves him right, didnāt they used to be together? Despite it not working out for obvious reasons, he can say from personal experience, when he was lost, having her support and love got him through what was, at the time, the most difficult period. Drew would like to think thereās still some good in himself, despite his troubled past. Itās the same with Franco. He was forced into an impossible situation, but he got a killer off the streets. At least she knew she was right. She can trust him and love him, and trust the kids to love him. She asks how he knows that. He has no idea, but he does.
Carly tells Ava that she wasnāt going there. Ava says she slept with the man who murdered her daughter. Carly says she canāt fix that; no one can, but she can shield Avery. She tells Ava not to drag Avery down while she spirals out of control. It doesnāt have to be that way. Pull herself together, and step up. Or is wallowing in self-pity so important? Ava thought Carly would encourage anything to take Avery away from her. Carly says she would use it in a heartbeat, but not to be vindictive; to protect Avery. Does Ava want to be someone Avery needs to be protected from? She tells Ava, stop being a coward. Does she hear herself? This canāt be the life she wanted. Ava says Carlyās got her there. Taking up with the man who killed her daughter was not on her list of things to do. She cries, saying she doesnāt know what to do, or how to deal with it. She begs Carly to tell her what to do.
Ava says Kiki was so kind, good, and compassionate. She thought everyone deserved a second chance. More, in her case. Does Carly have any idea how many times Kiki forgave her? And how did she repay that? By complaining, and ranting to Ryan about her; all the times Kiki betrayed her. She told him that she fantasized getting back at Kiki. He did what he thought she wanted. Itās her fault Kiki is gone. She doesnāt know how to live with that; what to do with it. Carly says Ava is responsible for so many things, but not Ryan killing her daughter. She needs to stop, Carly tells Ava to call someone to get her.
Julian asks Kim if she remembers how she surprised him at Charlieās. Heās come to think of it as the last good time before Josslyn called, and he realized Ava was eloping with a dead serial killer. He wishes he could go back and stop the clock. Kim does too. Julianās phone rings Itās Ava, and he asks where she is. She tells him that sheās at Sonny and Carlyās, and asks if he can come get her. Everything is okay; just come. He says heāll be right there, and tells Kim, sorry. HE has to pick up Ava. She asks if Ava is all right, but he doesnāt know. He asks her to keep him in the loop about Oscar. Kim hopes Ava is okay.
Drew tells Kim, the results are in.
Franco asks how Cameron is doing with all this. Cameron gets why he lied, and why he did what he did. He knows Franco has changed, but what Franco did before his brain tumor was removed keeps coming back to bite him. It also bites Cameronās mom, his brothers, and him. He can take care of himself, but Jake and Aiden canāt. Franco hates that they were hurt by what he did. Cameron knows, and says heās not fighting Franco again. Franco thanks him, saying he promised to prove himself. Itās just going to take longer than he thought. Cameron hopes heās right, and Franco says he will.
Dante tells Sonny that he told himself it was just a job, and heās still hoping thatās the case. He needs to get out, get home, and go back to his life. Sonny says, it will be an adjustment. Dante says the things heās seen and experienced, the memories will fade and heāll be the man he was. The man his family needs him to be. Sonny says whatever Dante saw or did, lock it away. Donāt put it on the people he loves. Dante knows that works for Sonny, and hopes it works for him too.
Alex says Anna is a stickler for law and order. Anna says tell her about the memories, or she doesnāt get the cure. Itās that simple. Alex asks if itās that simple for Finn. He says heād be happy to help, and Alex says, but on her sisterās terms. Finn says, correct. Alex says Anna doesnāt get to make the terms; she does. Sheāll tell Anna what parts of her history arenāt hers, her cure will be guaranteed, and she gets to walk away. No WSB nonsense, no prison time, nothing. Take it or leave it.
Julian arrives at Sonnyās, and asks, how bad is it? Carly says, sheās asleep, and tells Ava that her rideās there. Julian wakes her. He says he was worried about her, not answering his calls. Where has she been? Ava says, remember how happy she was? She was going to be a blushing bride at last. Julian asked if he really loved her for who she really is. He knew her, all right, but she didnāt know him at all.
Elizabeth goes to Francoās room. He asks her if she wants a cookie, and she says the boys pulled out all the stops. He shows her a drawing Aiden did, and asks if sheās going to tell him. She says Jake and Aiden see him as a stepfather. A father whoās been there for them in a way their own fathers couldnāt be. He holds a special place in their lives. What is she supposed to do, rip Franco away from them? She doesnāt want that for the boys or herself. Theyāll all be miserable. The fact is, sheās so in love with him. He says heās so in love with her. So now what?
Kim, Drew, and Josslyn wait with Oscar in his room. Terry comes in, and tells them, the tumor has grown. We all become seriously bummed. Kim says CAT scans have a margin of error, but Terry says she ran multiple tests. Thereās no doubt. Drew says, okay. What about Oscarās recent seizure? Terry says, he could have another one at any moment. Most likely, it will be more severe and debilitating. Oscar asks how much time he has. Terry says sheās not lying. Realistically, a month to six weeks.
Franco tells Elizabeth, they love each other, and when you open yourself to love, scary storms might come, but they can weather them together. He canāt proms there will never be another storm, but he can promise heāll never hurt her intentionally. She promises the same, and says, so come home, Heās her husband, and she loves him. Please come home. They kiss. Thank God. At least we got a little happiness balance after the news about Oscar.
Finn says Alex can be treated within the hour. Alex asks if Anna guarantees sheāll be a free woman, and Anna says, fine. Alex asks if thatās a promise, and Anna says, yeah, a promise. Alex says sheāll tell Anna then, as long as she truly wants to know. Would it really change so much, knowing that it happened to Alex instead? Take her part as host and move on. Anna says, whatever it is must be bad. Alex is stalling. Anna wants to know because sheās done a lot of things she regrets. Itās burden enough to carry her own mistakes. Sheād rather not carry Alexās.
Terry is sorry. She wishes she had better news. Oscar asks for a minute alone with his mom, and the others leave. Kim says he doesnāt have to be strong for her. He wants to thank her. When it was just the two of them, he knows how hard it must have been for her. She says being his mother was, is, will always be her greatest happiness. Whatever is in him, whatever courage he has, and what good he does in the time he has left. He says, everything he learned about life and death is because of her. Everything he is, is because of her. She says, no, and he wipes away her tears. She says, itās not. Itās because of him. She loves him so much. Sheās so incredibly proud of the young man heās become. His poise and grace. She loves how empathetic and compassionate he is. How he makes her laugh. She canāt take credit for all of that, but he can, because itās him. Sheās incredibly grateful to be a part of it. He says heās scared, and she says she is too. She hugs him. God this is sad. He says he loves her so much. He doesnāt want to leave her.
Sonny tells Dante, be strong. It will be okay. Him, Lulu, and the kids will work it out. If they want to pull this off, he canāt be found there. Dante says heāll make sure everything is right. Heās sorry he shot Sonny, but Sonny doesnāt think Raj gave him a choice. He had it coming anyway. Dante says, because Sonny shoved him? Heās lucky heās still alive. Dante starts to leave, and Sonny says he loves him. Dante says he loves Sonny too.
Julian says heāll get Ava home. Ava tells Carly that she probably said too much. Sheāll use it to keep Avery away from her. Carly isnāt saying sheāll ignore it, but if Ava gets herself together, Carly wonāt use it against her. Ava says, wow.
Tomorrow, Chase asks Willow to go away for the weekend, Kristina tells Shiloh that sheās ready for the next step, and Dante says he had no other choice.
The Haves and The Have Nots
Hanna thanks Jesus, and says the Lord heard her. Benny says Candace will be all right. Hanna says she just kept praying, and tells Benny, you gotta believe. Benny says Candace is finally all right. Hanna remembers she left Derrick in the kitchen. Benny offers tell him to leave, but she tells him, stop. Benny hopes the Lord hears him about Derrick. Hanna tells Derrick sheāll be back in a few, and tells Benny, leave that man alone.
Bennyās phone rings. Itās Mitch. Benny asks if Mitch talked to his uncle, but Mitch says he already told Benny that his uncleās not letting him not pay interest. In the meantime, itās his problem to figure out. Benny asks how heās supposed to get twenty grand. Mitch doesnāt know, but he needs to try. He tells Benny to stay his ass in the house until they figure it out. If by some miracle Mitch is able to figure it out and get the money, he wants Benny to know that he owes him.
Candace knocks on Charlesās door. He was beginning to worry, and asks, how was it? She says, it went good. For a moment, he was worried it wouldnāt go right. She asks why tell her to go? and he says, it needed to happen. She says he was right, and heās like, what? Say it again. She does, and he likes it. He tells her that she should say it more often. She says Hanna was skeptical at first, then she started to really hear her, like she hadnāt heard before. Charles asks what she said, and Candace says, everything she wanted to. She thought Hanna hated her, but Hanna got on her knees and said she didnāt. Charles doesnāt think she ever did. Candace says Hanna received what she had to say, and it was beautiful. She also left her sonās ashes with Hanna. Charles takes her hands and kisses them. Heās so proud of her. Me too. He says she did amazing. Now he needs her to get ready for DC. She says sheās a natural beauty, and wonāt take long. He says that she is, and she asks if heās sure he wants her to go to the White House. He is and tells her, donāt ask again.
Veronica storms in, and yells to Alice for a drink. She remembers Alice is gone, and pours her own. She says he played her for a fool. David has followed her. She tells him, go away, but he says she left the door open. She asks why did he do this. He says he had no idea Wyatt was going to the grand jury, but she says heās lying. He tells her to look at him, and put the drink down. She knows how she gets. He takes it from her, and says sit with him. She says, not there. Itās where he knocked her to the floor. Heās sorry. She says he knew he hurt her. He knew about that, and hit her anyway. Heās just sorry because his whore is dead. The both of them are dead. He says she took care of both of them, and she asks if heās wearing a wire. He says heās wearing a compression garment. She wants to see, so he lifts his shirt. She says heās really hurt. She asks why he made her do it. He says he was wrong, and asks her to forgive him. She asks why heās being nice. He says heās the same David. He asks her to sit by the pool, and holds out his hand. She takes it. He holds her, and they go outside.
Landon tells Charles, sheās coming. Charles wonders if Candace knows the tax payers are footing the bill for the plane. Candace comes out. Charles smiles, and she asks if heās ready for DC. Charles says, yes, they are, and tells her she looks beautiful. She does, but she always does even when sheās a mess.
Veronica doesnāt know how to talk to David. He says just talk to him. She says sheās not okay. He was using her so she would help him. He says, thatās not it, and she tells him, admit it. David says sheās brilliant and good to have on his side, but thatās not the reason. Veronica says he called her a simple bitch. He slept with Maggie, and slept with the little whore. He says, yes. He thought he was doing something, but she showed him that sheās the only woman he can be with. She says, yes, she is, and yes, she did. She has two things to tell him. One is that she hired that girl, Erica. She paid her to take David for all he had. She wanted him to fall for her. She was good. David agrees. Veronica asks if she broke his heart, but he says not nearly as bad as he broke hers. She asks if heās angry with her, and he says, no. She wonders, whatās that look? and he says heās in pain. His back burns. Veronica says itās a reminder to never screw her over. He says he needs his bandages changed, and heāll come back after thatās done. She says sheāll sit out there. She doesnāt think she can sit in the living room with him again. David says let him come back and show her how sorry he is. He leaves, and she looks crazy.
David punches his car, and says, evil bitch. He gets in, then gets back out and calls Jim. He says Jim needs to talk him down. Heās about to put an end to all this. Veronica set him up with Erica. Jim thinks he should have known that. David says Jeffrey told him, but she just admitted it. He needs to put an end to this madness. One more thing, and heāll snap. Jim tells him, Veronica says a lot of things; let it go. David says, easy for Jim to say, and Jim asks if David has met his wife. David is tired of all this, but Jim says he needs to hold it together. Where is he? He says by his car. He told Veronica that he needed to have his bandages changed. Heās about to lose it. Jim tells him to get them changed, get a stiff drink, and do everything he needs to keep this woman on their side. David says he may need call him again. Jim says heāll let David know if he hears anything from the DAās office. David gets back in his car.
Kathryn finds an empty pill bottle, and says, damn it! She goes downstairs, where Jim watches the news/ She canāt believe heās watching TV at a time like this, but he says heās trying to get some idea of Georgeās plan. She tells him that Wyatt went in her medicine drawer, and took all her pain and cold medication. Jim asks why she has pain meds in the house, and she says because sheās married to a pain in the ass. On the TV, Jim hears Candace is with the President Elect, and the internet is abuzz whether sheās the next First Lady. Jim says, what the hell? The news continues, saying Charles lost his wife during the midterm elections, and has two beautiful children. Jim says if she thinks this is going to work, sheās sadly mistaken.
Jim tells Wyatt to come down. Wyatt has nothing to say, but Jim tells him, get his ass down there or heāll come up and drag it down. Wyatt comes down, and Jim tells him to sit. Does he understand the situation heās gotten them into is ugly. Wyatt says he did it himself. Jim says, no; Wyatt did when he called the DA. Wyatt says heās not dealing with this. Jim asks if heās high, and Wyatt asks how would he get high? Jim frisks him, and pulls out some pills. He says Wyatt got into his motherās medicine stash, and Wyatt says, so what? Jim throws the pills, and says heās sick and tired of everything about him. Jimās phone rings. He asks why his calls arenāt being returned, and says this isnāt a game he wants to play. Kathryn comes down with an empty bottle of valium. Wyatt goes back upstairs, telling Jim, go to hell. Jim has had it with Wyatt, Kathryn, and these damn pills. Kathryn says if he wasnāt there, she wouldnāt need to take them. Jim starts to go upstairs, and she tells him not to go up there angry
Jim finds Wyatt lying on his bed. Jim says Wyatt took more of his momās pills, and he pulls him off the bed. He shakes Wyatt, telling him, spit it up. Wyatt asks if Jim is trying to kill him. Jim says Wyatt is going to kill himself. Wyatt says heās going to shoot them. Heās going to load the shotgun, and blow their brains out. Kathryn asks, what shotgun? Jim tells Wyatt to get his sorry ass in the shower and sober up. Wyatt says heāll see. Jim says, do it. Go ahead. He will have completed one task in his miserable life. Wyatt says he hates Jim so much, it makes his heart bleed. Jim says he loves Wyatt so much, it makes his heart bleed. Touch one more drugā¦ He walks out, and Kathryn follows.
Wyatt paces. He pantomimes shooting the shotgun, saying, die.
Benny asks if Hanna is all right, and if Derrick is still out there. She hopes so. She just needs a minute. She says she wants Derrick there; she likes him. Benny says he was standing in the kitchen, staring into space. It looked like he was crying. Hanna says he must have heard their conversation. Benny says heās trying, but doesnāt like him. Hanna says name one man sheās dated that he liked. He wishes he could find the dude who did that to her, but she says heās probably dead or in jail. Nobody gets away with nothinā. It was a long time ago. She says he can keep Derrick company, but he says itās never going to happen. She says, then donāt. Just give her a minute.
At the White House, Charles, Candace, and Landon are shown the Oval Office. The guide asks if itās getting real, and tells them the President will be joining them. The First Lady will be with him. She asks if Candace enjoyed the tour. Candace says itās a lot of history. She tells them to have a seat, and leaves.
Landon doesnāt like it. They didnāt want him to win, and the party doesnāt want him in the White House. Charles tells him, not now, and Landon asks how heās so cool. Charles tells him to find somewhere to cool down, and he leaves. Candace says, they didnāt want him to win? and Charles says, political squabbles. She should look him up on the internet. She says sheāll think about it, and thanks him for bringing her. He says itās pretty cool. He knew sheād get a kick out of it. She says sheās stealing all this sh*t. Maybe just one painting. She asks him to sit behind the desk, but he says itās not appropriate. He says heās not President yet. She tells him to stand by it. He does, and says, well? How does he look? She says it fits him. He knows. She asks, is he ready for this? He says, is she? Sheās says sheās just visiting; he has to stay there. He says she doesnāt have to be just visiting. He wants her to stay. She asks, how long? and he says, forever. She says they havenāt knows each other that long, but he says, itās a big house. She says, what if they end up hating each other? and he says, every day will be fun. She says sheāll think about it. They have time before he moves in. She asks if she can kiss him. Is it appropriate? He asks if she has any idea what has gone on in this room. Look up the other guy too. Landon clears his throat. He introduces the President to the future President. The President says he canāt wait to give it over to Charles. First Lady Margaret introduces herself to Candace, and says, it wonāt work. She asks if theyāre married, and Candace says, no. Margaret says, good. Candace is too beautiful to be First Lady. She doesnāt want Candace following her. The President says Margaret is as beautiful as the day he first met her. She says sheāll show Candace around. The President pours drinks for himself and Charles.
Jeffrey comes up to Justinās apartment. Justin asks what Jeffrey thinks, and Jeffrey says, itās nice. There are photos of Jeffrey everywhere, and he asks when Justin took them. Justin says heās always taking pictures of Jeffrey. Jeffrey says he didnāt know Justin was there, and Justin says, now he does. He poured some wine, but Jeffrey says, no thanks. Justin says they could go out for dinner, or cook for the first time in their new place. Jeffrey says, no dinner, and Justin asks, why? Jeffrey says he was just checking to see if Justin was okay. Justin asks if he wants to sit on the couch. It pulls out. Justin can pull it out now if he wants. Jeffrey says, no, and Justin says at least take off his jacket. Jeffrey says heās okay. Justin tells him to loosen up, but Jeffrey repeats heās okay. Justin encourages him to drink, saying it makes sex better. It will help him relax; heās so uptight. Justin is the one who got beat up. Jeffrey says this was a bad idea. He thinks he should go. Justin tells him, stop. Jeffrey says, the place is nice, and Justin says, our place is nice. Jeffrey says, no; itās Justinās place. Justin says he got beat up because of Jeffrey. The least he could do is hang around a while. Jeffrey says itās getting old; Justin trying to guilt trip him. He doesnāt like it. Justin says heās sorry. Jeffrey heads for the door, and Justin breaks the end off of a bottle. He holds it to his own neck, and says see what Jeffrey made him do?
Justin says heās going to kill himself. Jeffrey tells him put it down. Justin says, then stay. If he doesnāt have Jeffrey, he has nothing to live for. Jeffrey says, put it down.
I find out the name of the dude from Too Close to Home is Scott, and the other guy is the Attorney General. Scott says he wonāt believe this. Sheās at the White House; Candace Young. Charles took her there as his date. Heās not kidding; they had dinner with the President. The AG says, it keeps getting better. Heās going to get the press on the phone and let them know who theyāre dealing with. Scott calls the White House, saying itās the Attorney General for the President, and hands him the phone. The AG apologizes for interrupting; he knows the President is entertaining. He guarantees the line is secure. He says they agree. Charles is an arrogant snot-nosed punk. He needs the President to say something to Charlesās date. Call her a hot piece of Black ass. Itās what he said the night she robbed him. Charles brought a prostitute to have dinner with him. Heāll come over, and fill the President in on their strategy. He hangs up, and tells Scott that it shows what a lowlife Charles really is. He needs Scott on a plane to Savannah. He needs to find out what he can. Theyāve found their way in. Scott leaves on his mission.
Hanna tells Derrick, sorry. She was a mess. Derrick is bent over sink, crying. She asks if heās hurting. What is it? She doesnāt know. Derrick lifts his shirt to reveal a lion tattoo. I say, oh my God, and wonder how Tyler Perry could do this to me. Hanna backs away.
FinƩ for now. HAHN returns on May 7th.
If Loving You Is Wrong
When we last left, Randal and Alex were in a burning shed.
Kelly has hung herself in her cell. Lushion needs help a guy comes in and they cut her down. They take her out of the cell, and lie her down on the floor. Lushion calls for a medic; he has no pulse. He tells her, breathe, and does chest compression. He yells for a defibrillator. An officer brings it, and he uses it on Kelly, saying, not today.
The shed burns. Alex and Randal yell for help. Marcie sits outside, laughing, and smoking a cigarette. I love it! Alex breaks out the window, but thatās a bad idea. Smoke pours in. Randal tells Alex to move, and busts a hole in the door, but flames lick around it. Marcie runs to the front of the house, and says she got them. A couple is moving in across the street, and theyāre like, whoa. The guy says it looks like Marcie is in trouble, but the woman says, donāt. She tells him to remember what happened before in their last neighborhood. Itās not their business. He thinks sheās having an episode, and says, this is their business. She says sheās not going through it again. Marcie dances around.
At the hospital, Doctor Raston sees Brad, and asks if heās looking for her. He says heās looking for Marcie. She wasnāt home, so he came back. The doctor hasnāt seen her. He says when he calls, it goes to voicemail. Doctor Raston says itās going to be hard for her. Sheās glad Marcie has him. Brad says she doesnāt have him. She knows he loves Alex, and has a therapist who can help. He says he and Alex arenāt getting back together. She understands, but she means for him. Itās a lot of pain to deal with. He insists heās fine, but she doesnāt think so. He tells the doctor, if she sees Marcie, tell her that heās looking for her. She leaves, and he calls again, but gets voicemail. He leaves a message that heās worried.
Marcie is talking to herself. She runs across the street, and asks if she can borrow a phone. The guy says, sure, and she says she needs a cab. He asks if everything is okay, and she says, fine. The woman gives her a phone, and Marcie says her battery is dead. The guy asks if sheās sure everything is okay. Marcie says, it will be in fifteen minutes. He asks, why? She says she just ruined her life, and calls for a cab. The guy asks if thatās smoke, and Marcie says, itās a barbecue. She lives there. He says itās a lot of smoke, but she says, leave it alone; itās fine. He says heās a firefighter, and thatās no barbecue. He asks if thatās screaming.
He asks if someone is in there, and Marcie says, theyāre almost done. Iām not sure what she means by that. Is she referring to them having sex, or done as in, the chicken in the oven is done. The guy gets the door open, and goes in. Marcie says, let them burn, and laughs. He brings Alex out, and asks if anyone else is in there. She shakes her head ā Iām not sure why ā and Randal yells. The guy brings him out, and calls for an ambulance. Marcie laughs, and kicks Randal. I laugh. Randal says heās fine.
Lushion is talking with Steven, and Eddie asks what happened. He was just talking to Kelly, and she seemed in good spirits. Lushion asks what Eddie said, and Eddie says he was trying encourage her as a good Christian woman and mother. Sheās facing the death penalty, and needed to mentally prepare to never see Justice again. He was trying to be kind. Lushion throws him up against the file cabinets. Steven separates them. Eddie tells Lushion to get his hands off of him. Lushion tells Eddie to lift his pants. Eddie says Lushion has to buy him a drink first. Steven says, lift them up. Eddie asks if Steven wants a mĆ©nage Ć trois, and Lushion says heāll lift them for him. Eddie lifts his pants leg, saying, shoelaces. He didnāt hang that bitch. Esperanza comes in, and asks, what happened? Eddie says,Ā Kelly went out Jim Crow style. She hung herself.
Esperanza says heās disrespectful, and Eddie says her hooking up with that clown (I assume he means Steven) is disrespectful. She says the only clown in there is him. Steven tells her that Kelly attempted suicide. She asks if Kelly is all right, but he doesnāt know. Sheās in the infirmary. Eddie is being all loud and stupid, and Esperanza throws a huge binder at his head, missing him by inches. He says, not the face, and she says next time, sheāll aim for it. Steven tells her not to pay attention. Eddie says Esperanza wants to be dominated, and heāll never control her. Steven tells him, show some decency, and Eddie says, like how Steven ran up on his ex? He put that heifer out to pasture. When he meets a woman, he tells her she can go up or down ten pounds, and Esperanza got fat. Lushion tells her, ignore him. Eddie leaves, and Lushion says Esperanza knows as much as he does. She asks if she can go to the infirmary, but Lushion says they wonāt let her. He needs to call Natalie. He tells Esperanza that he might need her to be with Natalie when sheās done with her shift. Lushion steps out to make the call. Esperanza hugs Steven, and Eddie knocks on the window. Heās the worst. Itās great.
Natalieās phone rings. Itās Lushion. She asks, what happened? Was she right? He says, yeah. She tried toā¦ Natalie says, donāt tell her. Say sheās all right. He says, they donāt know yet, but itās okay. Natalie canāt believe it. She should have known. She thought Kelly was just upset. She canāt understand it. Lushion says theyāll get through it. Natalie asks if she can see Kelly, but Lushion says they donāt allow visitors in the infirmary. He tells her not to blame herself. Natalie says she has to do something to help her; itās not right. Lushion says heās not giving up. She asks what she should tell Justice, and he tells her, say nothing until they know sheās okay. Heāll see what he can find out.
Lushion calls Ian. He asks when Ian will be back. He asks Ianās secretary to tell Ian that he called, and to call him back asap.
Doctor Raston sees that Brad is still there. He says he still canāt find Marcie. Sheās not answering her phone, and sheās not in the apartment. The doctor asks if he wants her to try, but she also gets voicemail. Brad is really concerned. Doctor R says Marcie seems be a strong woman, but Brad says, every woman has a breaking point. She says, every man too. She thinks he should talk to someone. Itās been a lot. He asks if sheās sure she didnāt change the DNA, but she assures him that she changed nothing. She would never do that, not even for Alex. He says if itās definitely not Randalās child, then Alex has been sleeping with someone else. Sheās such a slut. The doctor knows heās upset. Thatās what she means by talking to someone. She holds out a card, and says her colleague can help him. He says he doesnāt need a therapist; he needs to know how this happened. Itās making him crazy. He doesnāt know what Alex lied about. Itās like his whole life is a lie. She suggests they do the test again; maybe there was a mix-up. Brad says that doesnāt change the fact Alex was lying. He was willing to accept the baby, but heās not willing to accept the lies. Itās deceitful and hurtful. Doctor Raston understands. He says heās just frustrated, and takes the card.
Eddie sees Brad, and asks what heās doing there. Brad asks what Eddie is doing there. Eddie says he knew that bitch would burn him; it was only a matter of time. She was hoāing around with everybody. Brad doesnāt want to talk about it. Heās just trying to figure out what happened. Eddie says heāll pay Brad back for the credit card, and invites himself over. Brad says heās done with Alex, and Eddie says heāll need help hiding the body. Brad says heās not killing her. Eddie says thatās what needs to happen, but heās happy to hear him say heās done. Brad says he finally is, and it feels good. Alex lied about the DNA test, saying Doctor Raston switched the tests. He caught her in lie. Eddie asks whose baby it is. If itās not Randalās, itās Lushionās. Brad says he doesnāt think so. Eddie says let him help get answers, and Brad says, how? Eddie tells him, donāt ask. He has ways to do what he needs to. The kids are young, and need to learn death is a part of life, and their mom is a whore. Heās tired of her lying to him. They grew up together, but she lost her walk with God. Heās going to her house, and praying with her. Brad says, have fun, and Eddie says Brad knows he can track him.
Eddie walks in on Ian, putting on makeup in an examining room. He says he has to get to work. Eddie figured heād have a whole glam squad. Ian says he gave them the day off. The makeup is an old trick his wife taught him to cover the bruises. Eddie says heās seen Ianās wife, and Ian asks if Eddie is stalking her. Ā He says Eddie is crazy and possessive, domineering. Heās dated guys like him in the past. Eddie says Ian isnāt up his alley. He likes Ianās face more with the bruises. We flash back to him beating the sh*t out of Ian, whoās loving it. Ian says the pain is still there. Eddie presses on Ianās face, and Ian says heās reminded every time he smiles. Eddie says, or when he sits. He asks what Eddieās game is. Eddie says Ian had him. He could have given Eddie over. The question is, why didnāt he? Ian says all it did was turn him on. He tells Eddie not to act like heās not aroused. He enjoyed every moment. Eddie says, killing is like climaxing; watching the life leave the eyes. Ian asks if heās a serial killer? Eddie says, a lady killer. Ian bets the ladies love him; big blue eyes, strong muscles. I guess batsh*t crazy means nothing. Eddie appreciates the flattery. Whatās Ianās game? Ian says heās keeping it for the element of surprise, but trust him, it will be good. Eddie says heāll come at Ian again, and they wonāt find his remains. Ian asks if Eddie is trying to turn him on. He tells Eddie, come by the office. He has friends who want to say hi to him. Eddie thinks heāll pass. Ian thinks they have mutual acquaintances, but Eddie says they have nothing mutual. Ian says, please, and Eddie says heāll think about it. Ian has a press conference to get to. He asks if this is where they kiss, and Eddie tells him, get the hell out of his face. Ian says, maybe next time.
A fire truck pulls up, and Natalie looks outside. She wonders what happened, and goes out. The firemen seem to be moving pretty slow, and she gets to the shed before they do. She asks Marcie, what happened? and Marcie says, the bastard almost died. Apparently, someone locked them in there, and set it on fire. Randal says it was her, but Marcie says she doesnāt know what heās talking about. Natalie asks Alex if sheās okay. The new neighbor/firefighter says she should see a doctor. Alex insists sheās fine. He tells her, at least take some oxygen, handing her the mask. She thanks him for saving her life. He introduces himself as Ben. He and Tanya just moved in. Randal says, sheās fine. Tanya asks if heās married to Marcie, and he says they were married. Marcie says they were married. Then he screwed the whore in the shed. The door was locked, and someone set it on fire. Randal says if it wasnāt her, it was Brad. There are security cameras. He can check it when the police get there. Marcie says, do it. Tanya tells Ben that Alex said sheās fine. He needs to let others take over. Ben says, if they need anything, just call. Randal says they wonāt be needing anything from Paul Bunyan. Natalie tells Tanya that sheās sorry, but Tanya says, no they are. Iām sure sheās going to tell Ben I told you so all night. Natalie wants to talk to Marcie.
At home, Randal coughs up a lung. He calls Larry. He says they know him by now; have Larry call. He leaves a message for Larry, saying he didnāt sign the papers. Larry tricked him. He coughs some more, and calls the police. He says Brad Montgomery next door tried to kill him. He needs the real police. Donāt send Lushion or Steven, and no damn Eddie. Otherwise heās calling the FBI.
Natalie asks Marcie if she locked them in there. Marcie says they canāt prove it. Natalie says, she did it. Marcie laughs and cries, and says, possibly. She starts crying for real, and Natalie holds her. Natalie says sheās so sorry. Marcie says she hates him. Heās ruining her life. Natalie says she could have killed him. Marcie wants him to leave her alone. Natalie says, Kelly is already in trouble. Marcie doesnāt care, but Natalie says she doesnāt want go through what Kellyās going through. Come to her house, and sit down.
Brad pulls up, and asks Natalie, what happened? Marcie tells him, take her home. Natalie suggests he get rid of her clothes; they smell like gas. She locked Alex and Randal in the shed, and set it on fire. Brad ask if theyāre okay, and Marcie says, just take her home. Natalie says they had some smoke inhalation, but theyāll be fine. Alex comes toward them, but Brad says, stay away. She says sheās sorry. Brad asks if she told Randal that Marcie was pregnant. She says she did. He says, and she went in the shed with that bastard. She says, yes, and he says at least sheās capable of telling the truth. She says she loves him, but he says, go to hell. Stay away from him. He puts Marcie in the car. Alex goes inside, and Natalie walks home.
Lushionās phone rings. Itās Natalie. She says someone locked Alex and Randal in the shed, and set it on fire. He says he didnāt hear it on the radio. He asks if theyāre okay, and she says they are. He says, itās got to stop; he means it. She asks how Kelly is, and he says heās checking on her. He asks if Natalie has a picture of Justice. She says she might have one on her phone. He says send it to him. He hangs up, and says, unbelievable.
Lushion goes to his desk, and looks through the drawers. Eddie comes in, drinking liquor (?) out of a bottle. Is that what Lushion was looking for? He says heās sorry. He just heard the news. Lushion says that makes two of them. He says Alex and Randal are doing just fine. Eddie pours some of the liquor onto the floor, and says, a little something for their homie, or homette. Lushion asks what the hell Eddie is talking about. Eddie says he hasnāt heard? Kelly is dead.
Next time, Marcie knows Brad knows someone who can kill Randal, Ben introduces himself to the neighbors, and Esperanza tells Eddie to get his hands off of her.
šøĀ Because itās late, and it was three back-to-back shows tonight, Iāll post about The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills tomorrow. The second part of If Loving You Is Wrongās new season is also on tomorrow. Why Tyler Perry made this a marathon, Iāll never know. I love him, but he exhausts me.
šŗĀ Some quick show news. I caught some of MasterChef Junior tonight. I love that show, and hope to see more of the season. Tonight, the kids made birthday cakes, and they were spectacular. On Mexican Dynasties, it was Mari and Fernandoās 31st anniversary. Adan also got to work with Ricky Martinās producer. They are definitely the loudest group of people on television. That much I can tell you for sure.
šĀ Until Then…