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December 2, 2021 – Drew Catches Up With Sonny, Faux Fur On the Runway & Dreamin’

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Donna sits in her highchair, and Carly says, it’s a blessing that she’s too young to understand what’s going on. She misses him too. Sonny comes in, and asks if she’s thinking about Jason. She says she is, and he says, she shared nine months with Jason. She says she cherishes every moment with the people she loves, and hugs him. Sonny goes over to Donna, and Carly says, if it weren’t for Avery and Donna, she doesn’t know how she would have gotten out of bed this morning. He asks if she slept, and she says she must have, but she doesn’t remember. She just remembers… He says, waking up every hour. Every time he wakes up, he remembers Jason’s gone and he’s not coming back.

Sam goes to visit Alexis, and Alexis asks how she is. She thought Sam was coming by for dessert, but Sam texted her, devoid of an explanation. What kept her away?

Dante is in the shower, and flashes back to getting busy with Sam. His phone rings, and he gets out to answer it. It says the caller is Ma, but he puts the phone down.

Chase goes to the Quartermaine mansion, and Brook says, please tell her he’s been reinstated. He says, if only, and she says, it’s so wrong. He shouldn’t be punished for standing up for her. Chase says, let’s be honest. Valentin had every reason to be angry, and she says, also her fault. He says, Valentin shouldn’t have said what he did, but he shouldn’t have punched him. He is, after all, an officer of the peace. She says, when everyone finds out the truth, they’ll know he did it for a noble reason, and he says, then it will get a lot worse, because everyone will know he colluded to keep the whereabouts of a missing child from his superiors, and the investigators. She says, with the mother’s permission. He’s doing a hero’s work. She knows it, and so does Maxie. Maxie walks in, and says, actually, the more she thinks about what Chase did, the less she likes it. They need to undo it now.

Anna sees Valentin at the hospital, and he says, it’s so good to see her. She says she was told he checked himself out of the hospital against medical advice, and he says he did. It gave them no small amount of schadenfreude to see him crawling, having burst his stitches. She says, it looks like he took it on the chin, touching his bruise, and he says he thinks it’s safe to say that.

Sasha wakes, thinking she heard a baby cry. She realizes she’s all alone in her room.

Nina says, Brando was at the hospital all night? and hands him a bag, saying, eat. He says he’s starving, but can’t stand the thought of eating right now. She tells him, give it a minute, it will come, and asks, how’s the baby? He says, beautiful. He’s so strong and tiny. They’re still running tests on him, so no official diagnosis yet. The poor little guy is connected to so many tubes. She says, sorry, but he says, it’s good; he’s hanging in there. That’s what’s important, to Sasha too. She says she sees they moved Sasha; that’s a good sign, right? He says, she’s getting better physically, but not being able to see her son breaks her heart. They hear a noise from Sasha’s room, and run. We see Sasha on the floor, apparently having fallen.

Carly tells Sonny, she’s sorry she wasn’t here last night; she went to the footbridge. Jason used to always go there on Thanksgiving. He says it’s probably best she wasn’t there, and she asks, what happened? He says, that son of a – he glances at Donna in his lap – gun Cyrus Renault called to gloat about Jason. She says he has to be kidding her. That guy doesn’t know when to stop. Sonny says he figured Cyrus learned his lesson when he didn’t have him taken out of prison, and she says, he sees it as one more opportunity to come after Sonny. He says, now that Jason’s gone, he’s bolder than ever. He still has influence. She says, he really does. She and Jason were thinking Cyrus is the reason Laura is out of town. Doc is tightlipped about it, and Martin left town at the same time. They were thinking she’s in witness protection. Sonny says, because of Renault? and she says, yeah. What’s he going to do about it? Drew walks in, and says he was told to come up, if that’s okay. Carly runs to him, saying, it’s more than okay. She hugs him, and says, it’s so good to see him. Sonny says, who let him through security? It’s been a while; they were hoping he’d come by. Drew asks, who’s on Sonny’s lap? and Sonny says, this is Donna Corinthos. He introduces Donna to her Uncle Drew, adding, he’s been away for a while. Drew says, it’s such a pleasure to meet her, and tells Sonny and Carly, congratulations. You turn your back on Port Charles for a minute, and everything changes.

Sam helps Alexis clean up, and says it looks like she missed one hell of a party. Alexis says, it started off fine, with Shawn, Spencer and his girlfriend, but everyone got along. Then Valentin shows up. Sam says, Alexis and Valentin are like besties these days, and Alexis says she was just fine, but Valentin and Spencer don’t get along at all. Sam says, they hate each other, and Alexis says, then, Ava and Nikolas showed up. Sam says, that must have been awkward, and Alexis says, it gets much better. Have a seat. They sit, and Alexis says, the doorbell rings, she goes to the door, she answers the door, and risen from the ashes is her dead great uncle, Victor Cassadine. Sam says, they released him from custody? and Alexis says, she knew he was alive? Thanks for the heads up. Sam says she thought he was under lock and key, and Alexis says, he’s free. Not only that, Valentin announced Victor claims to be his father, which upset Spencer. Then Valentin wanted to leave, and Nikolas and Ava wanted to leave… Sam says, and Victor? but Alexis says, he called for peace among the family. Her Thanksgiving rivaled any Quartermaine Thanksgiving ever. Sam says she’s almost sorry she missed it, and Alexis asks, why did she miss it? Why was she at the Quartermaines? Was it for the pizza? Sam says she never made it out of her place. She has some news. Actually, she has a lot of news.

Brando runs to Sasha, and helps her up. Nina asks if she hit her head, and Sasha says she needs to see her baby. Brando says he understands, but she just got out of surgery; she’s still recovering. She says she hears him crying, or she dreamed it, and when she woke up, she wanted to check on him. Brando says, he’s fine; he saw him this morning. He’s ready to go all fifteen rounds. She says, championship bout? and Brando says, he’s going to win too, in a knockout. Nina says she’ll go find Dr. Navarro, but Amy comes in, and says she’s afraid that won’t be possible. Dr. Navarro’s in surgery.

Valentin and Anna go into a room, and Valentin says he heard about Jason. Sorry about that. She says, they had a mutual respect for each other. He asks if she’s told Robin, and she says she has. Robin is devastated, but she’s strong. She called Valentin, and he didn’t want to talk, but it seemed like he had something on his mind. He said he popped his stitches, and he has a bruise on his face. What’s going on? He says he doesn’t know where to start, and she says, it’s not Charlotte, is it? Or Bailey? Is something wrong with Bailey? He says, Bailey’s perfect. She’s not his daughter.

Brook says Maxie needs to take it easy. Second thought, third thought, whatever, there’s no way she and Chase can undo what they did. Chase asks, why the change of heart? and Maxie says, two nights of thinking about Peter calling her when he was in custody. Two nights of realizing, if Chase figured out the truth, Peter could. Two nights of remembering that Valentin had the resources to keep her daughter safe, and they don’t have those anymore. Chase says they won’t let Peter anywhere near her, and Maxie asks if he has the stomach for that, to fight as brutally as Valentin would? Because Peter won’t hesitate to kill him, and if he hesitates to kill Peter, he’s a dead man. Chase is a good and virtuous person; he will hesitate. And Brook? Brook asks if Maxie doesn’t think she’d lay down her life for that little girl, and Maxie says she knows Brook has it in her. She just doesn’t think Brook would stand a chance against Peter. Which is why they need Valentin on their side. He will take down Peter like the animal he is.

Alexis says, so Drew is alive after all this time? and Sam says, it was incredible to see him. Alexis asks what Scout did, and Sam says, she didn’t recognize him. It was a lot for her to take in, but she’ll come around. Alexis is sure she will, and Sam says, Jason is the one who saved Drew; Britt Westbourne and her mother as well. Alexis tells her, say what you will about Jason, and she has, he is reliable in a crisis. Sam says, he was able to save Drew, but he wasn’t able to save himself. Jason’s dead.

Olivia asks, what took Dante so long? then says, never mind, and hugs him. She says he’ll never believe who showed up on Thanksgiving, and he says, Drew. She says, if he knows that, he must know… He says, about Jason, and asks how Monica is doing. Olivia says, she’s coping. She has them all there to help her through. She can’t believe Jason is gone, and Dante says, his death touches a lot of lives. Olivia says, for a guy who kept his feelings locked in a vault, a lot of people are crying their eyes out today. How did he hear about this? His text was kind of cryptic. Where did he and Rocco wind up? He says, they spent the day with Sam and her kids.

Chase tells Maxie, Valentin was worried Peter would use Bailey to hurt him; that’s what Yuri was for. Brook says, now that Valentin is out of the picture, Bailey is safer. She’s off Peter’s radar, and much safer with Chase as her father. Maxie says, really? As she recalls, Peter poisoned Chase and tried to kill him. Brook says, that was an accident. Peter was targeting Chase’s brother to get back at Anna. Maxie says, Peter doesn’t care who he hurts, or who he kills. Brook says Maxie is making emotional arguments out of fear, and Maxie says she’s damn right. She made the mistake of thinking Peter was a rational human being. Now she knows better. She won’t underestimate him, and neither should Brook.

Anna asks how it’s possible Bailey isn’t his, and Valentin says, the usual way. Brook lied to him and used him, so she could take back the shares of ELQ she’d stolen from him. Anna says she sees. Do they know who the real father is? He says, Harrison Chase apparently, and she says, Brook was living with him when… So she guesses they… Valentin says, apparently. On the plus side, he’s already reacquired the shares Brook stole from him, and Chase may have offered him an opportunity to exact revenge. She says she’ll bite; how? He tells her that he may have said some cruel and cutting things to Brook, and Chase may have hit him. He’s been suspended from the force. She asks if that’s the end of the warpath for him, but he says he’s just getting started. She asks when he’s planning on dealing with what’s really at the heart of this, and he says, what’s that? Being lied to? Deceived? Humiliated? She says, the emotional trauma of losing a child.

Amy says, if it were up to her, she’d say, let’s get Sasha into a wheelchair and over to the NICU, and Nina says, let’s do it, but Amy says, unfortunately, it’s not up to her. Dr. Navarro has to sign off on it, and until she’s out of surgery… Sasha asks if she can’t go anyway, and Amy says she’s afraid Sasha has to stay put. Amy leaves, and Sasha says, Dr. Navarro could be in surgery for hours. Brando says, don’t worry. He’s going to take her to see their son. He asks if Nina wants to help.

Carly comes back from putting Donna down for her nap, and Drew says, such a blessing that one; so beautiful. Sonny says, they think so, and Drew says he can’t imagine how hard it is for them. Jason was so important to so many people, especially them. He knows he’s just a reminder of that profound loss, but Carly tells him, please don’t say that. He’s alive, and that’s a great comfort. Sonny says, don’t think they forgot everything he did for them. He survived. Drew says, the only reason he’s alive is because of Jason.

Alexis says she’s so sorry, and Sam says, she knows they were apart for almost a year, but… Alexis says, she knows how much Sam loved him, and Sam says she loved him a lot, and he was Danny’s father, so… Alexis says, poor Danny. Last night must have been hell for her. She hates that Sam had to get the news when she was all alone. Sam says she wasn’t alone. Dante was with her.

Valentin tells Anna, he’ll handle losing Bailey as best he can, but in the meantime, Brook and Chase will get what’s coming to them. Anna says, stop it. For God’s sake, that’s the man he used to be. He says, that’s the man he is, and no amount of wishing from his better angels is going to change that. She says, no. Not a chance. She knows the bookends of who he is; the man he was, and the father he’s become to Charlotte and Bailey. He says he’s not Bailey’s father, and she says he was, until he wasn’t. She saw him with that little baby, and his heart was so full. His love, or his right to love her, was taken away, and she’s very sorry for that. He says, Brook fooled him for the sake of the company, to get her hands on some shares. He moved into the Quartermaine house to be a proper father; so he could be there for the day to day, but she was not his. And if he has to hurt over and over again about everything he’s going to miss about that little girl, then Brook is going to hurt too. That’s fair, isn’t it? Anna hugs him, and he cries. I want to cry too. I’ve never seen someone look that sad.

Maxie says, once Peter hears Valentin isn’t Bailey’s father, all it’s going to take is a few little steps for him to figure out Bailey is his. Everything that led Chase to the truth, is going to lead Peter right here. Chase says, he’s a trained detective, and Maxie says, and Peter is a psychopath who is obsessed with finding this one little girl. Do they think he’s not going to figure this out? Bailey isn’t safe with Chase acting as her father. Brook asks if Maxie has a better idea.

Olivia says, so Dante spent the day with Sam and her kids? How was that? He says, it was great. The kids get along awesome. She says, they certainly ought to; they spend enough time together here. He says, they were going to come after the parade… and she says, then Drew showed up. He says, yeah, and he told them about Jason. He thought Sam needed someone there, and he wanted to be there for her. Olivia says, of course (🍷) she did, and of course (🍷) he stayed. He comforted her and helped her sort through her feelings, right? He says, something like that, and Olivia says, that is the man she raised. Hmm. He says, what? and she says, it sounds like things are getting pretty serious between him and Sam.

Alexis says she knows Sam and Drew hadn’t been together for a while before his disappearance, but she knows Sam loved him, and she loved Jason. She can’t imagine how confusing it is. Sam says, that’s the strangest part; it’s not confusing at all. If anything, clarifies things. She’s thrilled Drew is alive, and devastated that Jason is dead, but she also realizes she’s ready to move on. Alexis says, if Sam is okay, she’s okay. She just wants Sam to be happy. Sam says, she is happy. What about Alexis?

Drew tells Sonny and Carly that Peter knew how to activate his conditioning. He wanted to put on a demonstration for Jason and Britt. He had Drew hold a knife to Jason’s throat, and had him cut open his own arm. Carly says, God, and Sonny says, sick bastard. Drew says he doesn’t remember any of it, but Jason was paying attention and took full advantage. He saw how Peter put him under, and saw how Peter brought him back out. Jason was convinced they could take Peter down, but Drew wasn’t so sure, and told him, if things went sideways, he wanted Jason to stop him, no matter what. Carly says, you mean… Drew says, to kill him, if it came to that. Instead, Jason was the one who lost his life.

Amy gets an alert that the call button has been pressed in room 403, and says, what the…? She runs off, and Brando tells Sasha, the coast is clear. Let’s move. He wheels Sasha out.

Amy goes to the room, and sees Nina lying on the bed. She asks, why did Nina push the call button when she’s not a patient, and the room isn’t being used? Nina says, great question. She had an idea she wanted to talk to Amy about, but first, she had to conduct a little experiment. She wanted to see how quick the response time was. Amy says, her response time, personally? and Nina says, yes. She wants to do an article on the responsiveness of nurses. How long it takes for them to respond when the call button is used, and she’s being completely serious – Amy was amazing. Amy thanks her, and says she has to get back to her station, but Nina says, wait, and blocks the door, saying, Amy can’t go yet.

Brando says, no sign of anyone. He thinks they’re going to make it. He wheels Sasha toward the NICU, and a woman says, wait just a minute, and stands in front of them. She says, Sasha is the face of Deception who became the face of Conception. Can she get a selfie? Sasha says, just one, real quick, and the woman takes the picture. The woman says, how about an autograph? but Brando says, Miss Gilmore needs to see her baby right now. The woman says, oh, Baby Deception. Can she come? Brando says, absolutely not, and wheels Sasha away. The woman sends the photo to her social media.

Nina says she wants to do a feature on Amy in Crimson. She’s such a great nurse. They want to do a photo shoot with Amy. Amy asks if she means it, and Nina says, absolutely. Amy says, so she’d be like a model? and Nina says, a model nurse. They laugh, and Nina suggests they sit and talk about what the spread will look like.

Sasha sanitizes and puts on a gown. She says, okay, let’s do this. Let’s see our baby. Brando says he has to prepare her first, and she says, for what? He says, their baby is hooked up to a lot of equipment. He’s wrapped in a cooling blanket to give his brain a chance to heal from the lack of oxygen, but he’s peaceful, and so sweet. She thanks him, and says she’s ready.

Sonny tells Drew, Jason knew the risk, and chose to save Drew. For a man with his reputation, a reputation he earned, he valued the lives of other people he cared about more than his own. Drew says, if it wasn’t for Jason, he’d still be Peter’s puppet, and Sonny says, but he’s not, right? Not anymore? Drew says, he doesn’t know. Peter wanted him to kidnap Maxie for him. Maybe he can still flip a switch. What if Maxie is in danger because of him?

Maxie says, what if they tell Valentin that Bailey is really Louise, and they were only doing this to keep her safe from Peter? No matter how mad he is, he might just keep Yuri and the rest of his security team here. Brook says, if it’s security Maxie is worried about, they’ll hire guards, and Maxie asks how they’ll explain that. At least Valentin has the excuse that he’s on Peter’s bad side. If they bring guards here, they might as well send Peter and engraved invitation. Brook says she’s sorry, but there’s not way to change this. Valentin has already gotten his ELQ shares back, and got Chase suspended from the PCPD. Maxie says, what? How? and Chase says, last night Valentin wasn’t very nice to Brook, so he punched Valentin in the face. Maxie says, that’s great. So now he doesn’t have a service revolver, or a shield, or anything useful to keep her daughter safe?

Anna asks if Valentin has told Charlotte, but he says he hasn’t had to. She’s staying out of town with friends for Thanksgiving break. Anna says, when she comes back, and sees he’s at the MetroCourt with no Bailey, she’ll figure it out. She’s a smart kid. He’s going to have to tell her. He says he doesn’t know how he’s going to do that. He doesn’t know how he’s going to say goodbye to Bailey. Once he says those words, it’s going to become irrevocably, undeniably, and unbearably real.

Sasha looks at the baby, and says, he’s so beautiful, and Brando says, of course (🍷) he is; he looks like her. She says, no, he has that little crinkle thing with his forehead; that’s Brando. She opens the hatch, and touches the baby. She says, hi, baby boy. Did daddy tell him how much she loves him? Brando says, he did, all the time. She says she loved him the moment she knew he was on the way. Now he’s here, he’s real, he’s him. She loves him so much. They need to give him a name; a name that says exactly who he is. He’s a fighter, like Brando. Brando says, he’s a soldier; she’s a fighter. Their baby is strong, that’s for sure. She says, they need to give him a name that tells the world who he is. Brando asks if they still want Mike as a middle name, and she says, absolutely. It’s important they honor Brando’s cousin, especially since he was so good to Brando when he was a boy. He asks, what goes with Mike? and she says she was throwing around silly names when she was in labor, but since then, she’s been unfocused. What about him? He says, he may have looked up a few between here and her bedside last night. He did find one he really liked. It means strong willed warrior.

Alexis tells Sam, she’s out of prison, happy; freedom, happy. Sam asks, what’s better than freedom? The world is her oyster. Alexis can do anything. What’s her passion? Alexis says, other than the law? and Sam says, legal system adjacent then. Alexis says, she’s been a lawyer and a convict; what’s the happy medium? Sam says, she’s looking at it, and Alexis says she doesn’t follow. Sam wonders how to say it. Alexis is a meddler, she likes to stick her nose in other people’s business, get to the truth and do something about it, which is what Sam does, and she gets hired for criminal cases all the time. Alexis says, Sam wants her to be a private investigator? and Sam says, Curtis opened a nightclub, so she’s down a partner, and it would be a huge help to have someone who knows the ins and outs of the legal system. And who knows that better than Alexis? Alexis says Sam is just trying to cheer her up. Sam wants to work with her mother? Sam says she does. Work together for truth and justice. What does she say?

Maxie says she knows Peter. Now that he’s back in Port Charles, he will find Louise or die trying. Chase says he’ll give up his life before he lets Peter anywhere near that little girl, and Brook says, he’s no match for them. Maxie said it herself; she’s not afraid of him anymore. So don’t be afraid. Be the fierce person Brook knows she is. Maxie says, maybe what she needs is to confront Peter in person, and Brook says, he’ll be locked up and helpless. He’ll see he has no power over Maxie and her daughter anymore. Maxie says she just needs a minute, and leaves. Brook says, Chase really is a good guy, and he says, thanks, but he thinks a lot of what Maxie said was true.

Drew says he’s sorry; he didn’t mean to go there. Carly asked, who else can he go to but his friends? That hasn’t changed just because he’s been gone. Sonny tells him, if he needs anything, just say the word, and Drew thanks him, and says, right now, he just wants to get to know his daughter again. Carly asks how Scout reacted when she saw him, and Drew says, she was a little shy. She only knows him from pictures. Sonny says, she’s a kid; they adapt fast. Drew says, speaking of kids, congratulations again; Donna’s so beautiful. How are their other girls? How’s Josslyn? Carly says, in college, and Drew says, that’s not possible. She says, it is possible, as much as she hates to believe it. Drew asks how Avery is, and Sonny says, smart, sweet, and just beautiful. Drew says, they’re so lucky to have their daughters, and Sonny says, absolutely. Drew says he has to get going. He just wanted to say thank you for everything. Carly hugs him, and tells him, don’t be a stranger. Drew leaves, and Carly says, poor Drew. What a burden, surviving when Jason didn’t. Sonny says, at least he has his family and his daughter, and she says, they have their kids too. Even though they’re grieving, they need to count their blessings. Sonny says, and take care of the people who love them, and Carly says, that’s why they need to get to the hospital. They need to support Brando and Sasha.  

Amy asks if she’ll have to wear scrubs for the photo shoot, and Nina says, she can wear scrubs to show what she’s like at work. Then she can then wear street clothes to show what she’s like when she’s not at work, but what’s important is showing Amy at the hospital, because Nina truly believes nurses are the heart to any hospital. She wants to show the world how truly noble the profession is.

Sasha says, welcome to the world, Liam, and Brando says, Liam Mike. With a big strong name like that, he’ll be out of here in no time. She says, then they’ll take him home, and give him the best life any baby ever had in whole wide world.

Olivia tells Dante that it means a lot to her for him to be happy, and he says he is. He’s got to get to work, and she says, her too, especially since Carly isn’t coming in. She tells him to check on his dad, and he says he will. She says, that’s her boy, and they hug. He says he loves her, and she says she loves him too, and he leaves.

Sam says Alexis doesn’t have to decide now; she can think about it. Alexis says she’ll do that, and Sam says, good. She thinks they’d make a great team. Alexis says, the Davis-McCall Agency, and Sam says, McCall-Davis, but Alexis says, nah. Davis comes before McCall alphabetically. Sam says she’s already established in the field, but if it’s a deal breaker, she’ll think about it. This could be a great second act for Alexis. Alexis says, if they partner up, she’s worried Sam will get sick of her, and Sam says, they definitely will get sick of each other and butt heads, but it’s going to be great. Alexis says, can they not do that? and Sam says, they can try. Just think, somebody could discover them, and they could have their own reality show; Mother Daughter P.I. Agency. Alexis says, good luck with that.

Back at the Quartermaine’s, Drew gets some coffee, and Maxie comes in for some water. She stops when she sees him.

Brook says, they’re in this thing now; they have to see it through. Chase says he doesn’t know. Maxie made some strong points. Brook says, she did, but they’re committed, which means they have to deal with it, especially now that Valentin is furious with her. There’s no telling what else he might do. The doorbell rings, and Brook opens the door to see Valentin.

Back in Sasha’s room, Brando thanks Nina for the assist, and asks how she did it. Nina says, just some old school flattery, which turned into a great idea for a feature. How’s the baby? Sasha says, amazing. They named him. Liam. It means strong willed warrior. Brando says, with a name like that, he has to pull through. Nina says, now that they’re back, she’s going to check in with her office. She leaves, and Brando tells Sasha, just when he thought she couldn’t be more beautiful, he saw her with Liam. What can he say? He was wrong. They kiss.  

Nina goes to the desk, as Sonny and Carly come out of the elevator. She and Carly look at one another.

Amy comes back while Brando and Sasha are still kissing, and says she’s sorry to interrupt. Dr. Fleming’s on her way here now. There’s news about their baby.

Tomorrow, Valentin says Brook won’t let him see Bailey, Peter says sometimes fate needs a helping hand, Austin asks if that’s a threat, and Carly says Nina knows nothing about her and Jason.

Project Runway

Christian introduced the designers bolts of fabulous faux fur that was plant based, and could be recycled. Only Aaron had worked with faux fur before. He’d just made 16 monkey costumes for The Wizard of Oz. In Prajje’s interview, he said he hated fur. It was annoying because it got everywhere. Christian said, faux fur could be elegant, campy, or sophisticated, and it was going to be the basis for their avant-garde challenge. They had two days to create and avant-garde piece, and in Bones’s interview, he said he took this to mean exaggerated, weird, and/or quirky, but still high fashion. They were to create innovative designs that highlighted the faux fur, and were put in teams of two. They would create one outfit, but be critiqued on their individual contributions. Since Kristina had won last week’s challenge, she got to pick her teammate – Shantall – and they also got first pick of the fur. The rest of the designers got random matches by choosing buttons from a box, and that shook out as follows: Bones and Aaron, Anna and Octavio, Zayden and Coral, and Prajje and Chasity. In Shantall’s interview, she said, since Kristina had immunity, if they ended up on the bottom, she was screwed. Yep.

The designers were given 30 minutes, and a $500 budget at Mood. Christian warned them that making a bunch of faux fur coats wasn’t the challenge. Octavio thought it was his and Anna’s moment, since they both leaned that way anyway. Chasity worried about Prajje buying so much paint, and not getting any supplemental fabric.

On way back, the van they were in took a corner, and scaffolding busted through the window. Anna ended up bleeding, and went to the hospital in an ambulance to be checked out. I envisioned several lawsuits. Christian told the designers that he thought they needed a moment, and told them to take the rest of the day off. You’d think they would have still been given two days, but they were now doing the entire challenge in one day. Nothing like adding stress to your downtime. In Anna’s interview, she said she was lucky; she’d only had some tiny cuts, but she was still processing everything. Aaron said the tricky thing about fur was that some was pliable, but some didn’t move at all. He’d wanted the faux coyote, since it held shape better. Bones felt like Aaron wanted him to do the busy work. Chasity said there was so much fur everywhere, she was inhaling it, and likely to cough up a furball.

Prajje said art had been his escape growing up, and it was the celebration of art that keeps us alive. Chasity said she loved his artwork, but that wasn’t the challenge. In Shantall’s interview, she said, growing up, she’d gone to bed to the sound of the sewing machine, and woke up to one. Her mom didn’t want her to go into fashion, but Shantall wanted to show her that it could be a celebration. Bones and Aaron, mostly Aaron, were making a piece that had a stand up collar, like the Wicked Queen in Snow White, but bigger. There were ongoing problems with getting it to stand up, and Bones said if the collar was flapping, it wouldn’t be avant-garde, but avant-garbage. Bones was frustrated at not being listened to, and thought Aaron was stuck in his ways. He kept suggesting they use paint stirrers to prop up the collar, but Aaron wasn’t having it, for no reason other than he’d never done it that way. Bones said he’d been a physics major, and knew what he was talking about. Aaron thought Bones was trying to reinvent the wheel. He got pissed off, and left 15 minutes early, which doesn’t sound like much, but it is if you’ve only got a day and a few hours.

The group unwound with drinks at a rooftop bar, and Bones and Aaron argued. Aaron said Bones had no clue, and Bones said he wasn’t even giving Aaron time for that. In Anna’s interview, she said things couldn’t be solved in a battle way. They just needed to have conversation and communication. Bones finally told Aaron, get it out now, and tomorrow, let it be good. Aaron walked out, because apparently that’s his go-to.

Zayden called his mom, and said it felt like his talent wasn’t being seen. In his interview, he said people didn’t understand him because it took time for him to open up and trust them. His mom said she was so proud of him, as she should be.  

The next morning, they had 3 hours to finish, and Christian told them, it’s runway day fur real, and made a bunch of other fur jokes or puns or whatever. Aaron apologized to Bones, they squashed their beef, and Aaron finally consented to the paint stirrers in the collar. In Bones’s interview, he said, the whole thing could have been avoided if Aaron had listened, but at the end of the day, he was glad the collar was standing up. He didn’t want to say, I told you so, but…

Brandon was at his brother’s wedding, so designer Esteban Cortazar subbed for him. Billy Porter, King of Avant-Garde, was the guest judge. I stink at describing the clothes, but I’ll do my best. Chasity and Prajje had a gown where the top was fur, and the skirt was painted fabric. They married the two mediums by having points of fur go into the mermaid skirt. In her interview, Chasity said both their backgrounds had come together in the beauty of partnership. At one point, the model stopped, and almost did a backbend, which was quite impressive. Coral and Zayden, made a corset dress with a head cage accessory. It was actually pretty cool. It looked like something Lady Gaga would like. Kristina and Shantall made some sort of weird thing where a fur coat with patchwork on the back, opened up to an attached quilted pink dress that looked like it was made out of a duvet cover. I might add, Coral and Zayden listened to Christian; Kristina and Shantall only partly listened. Anna and Octavio… I don’t know what the hell it was, a dress made out of cheetah fur and a black garbage bag, with huge sleeves that were put on like arm warmers. No, just no. Aaron and Bones’s creation was worth the argument; it was very Game of Thrones, like something a queen would wear to a spectacular event. Aaron was at peace with whatever happened, and Bones said he actually thought they had a chance to be at the top, but you never knew what the judges were thinking. Elaine said they definitely took go big or go home to heart, and Billy said it was exciting beautiful stuff.

Next was the deliberation, and giving the good/bad news. Elaine said Shantall and Kristina had one of the lowest scores. It wasn’t boring, but less would have been more in this case. Nina said it seemed clunky. Esteban thought the dress part should be lighter to balance out the coat, and I was like, yes – that’s it! Billy said where it went awry for him was the quilting, which got another yes. On the high scoring end were Zayden and Coral. Billy said there was freedom in the  piece, but still structure. Elaine said, it was functional, wearable art. Bones and Aaron had also been a favorite, and got one of Billy’s highest scores. It was like an arctic bride, walking the tundra. Elaine said she did think there were one too many things going on, and asked them to remove the model’s necklace. Esteban noted that seeing the neckline changed everything, and I agreed it looked better exposed. Octavio and Anna got a low score, and Elaine said she was surprised that dress was their love child. It looked sloppy. Billy said he liked some of it, but was confused; there were a lot of ideas going on. Esteban said it gave him the vibe of a glamorous Flintstones villain. I could see that. Also in the high score group were Prajje and Chasity, no surprise. Chasity said it had been a complete marriage of their mediums, and Esteban said it was full-on couture. Billy said he loved it, but wondered if the model could walk normally in it. She demonstrated, and yes, she could. He told them to have it in his dressing room, and  I could definitely envision him wearing it.

The big winner/loser was discussed, and Elaine said picking the winner was challenging. She thought Zayden and Coral’s piece was more commercial; Chasity and Prajje’s piece was art in motion. In talking about who was out, Billy said Octavio and Anna’s dress had playful elements he liked, and Elaine said, it felt like they had a bad day. Well, yeah, they’d been in a car accident, and Anna ended up in the hospital. Elaine said a catsuit would have been better under Kristina and Shantall’s cocoon coat. Agreed. Kristina having immunity didn’t make things any easier.

The winning team was Chasity and Prajje with their brilliant, over-the-top structure, which was difficult to execute. The judges thought the dress was wonderful. The overall winner was Chasity, who said her knees were buckling. Esteban said the incredible structure was out of faux fur, and that had been the challenge, which was why she was chosen, but they were both winners. Chasity said her partner was an amazing designer and artist, and in her interview, she said she was the first two-time winner. She felt like it was difficult to be taken seriously as a designer, and for them both to be Black and win, there was no better feeling.

Nina told Kristina, it was lucky she had immunity. Nina knew they were both good designers, so it was painful having them up there. Sadly, Shantall’s fears came true, and she was out. Shantall was gracious, and said she’d learned God brings the best decision for you, and she was glad she’d had the chance to inspire Latina designers. Esteban said she’d do great, and I wondered, where was the Siriano Save…  

In Shantall’s interview, she said it was a dream to have the opportunity, although it wasn’t fair that she couldn’t show the judges the things she wanted to. She told the group it had been a pleasure to meet everyone, and said she knew Kristina did her best. She wasn’t angry; it was just the way things went. The moment didn’t define her as a designer or a human being. And then it came. The reward for her good attitude. The Siriano Save. I almost cried. Christian said Shantall had a business she was trying to save, and they would save it, but she needed to work hard and not let him down. In her non-exit interview, she said she was touched that Christian gave her a second chance. She came to stay, and she was still there.

Next time, taking a comfy look out on the town, Season 18 winner Jeffrey Mac, and Cyndi Lauper.

🌪 Twistin’ the Night Away…

Join me tomorrow for soap, tea, and Quotes of the Week. Until then, stay safe, stay going the extra mile, and stay taking care of the people who love you.

December 1, 2021 – Victor Makes a Thanksgiving Appearance, Fancy Pants Back In the OC, Three New Wives Plus One, She Ate My Bow & Rain

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Dante and Sam kiss, and Dante says, sorry; he overstepped. Sam says, no, she wants this too, and they kiss some more, then head upstairs.

Alexis, Shawn, Spencer and Esme have just finished some take-out Chinese, and Spencer thanks Alexis, saying, it’s a nice break from the traditional turkey. She says, all she did was order in from Noodle Buddha, and he says, she is the one with a working credit card though. She says, good point, and Esme says, she and Spence insist on cleaning up. They start to clear the table, and go to the kitchen. Shawn says, Alexis really doesn’t like Spencer’s girlfriend, does she? She says, it’s not about like. She just doesn’t trust Esme.

On the phone, Valentin thanks Mac, and says he expects immediate action to be taken on this matter. Tonight.

Ned tells Olivia, Scout inherited Drew’s shares when he was declared dead, but now that he’s alive, that calls into question Drew’s shares that he signed over to Valentin. She says, which means Valentin’s majority hold on ELQ is in question. He says, Valentin isn’t going to take this lying down, which means he has to act fast while Valentin is still recovering from the pain of realizing Bailey isn’t his daughter. Olivia looks at him, and he says, just say it. Tell him that he’s a jerk for even thinking about this when they just learned Drew is still alive, and Jason probably isn’t. She says she’s going to shock him, and not going to say any of that. She thinks where Valentin is involved, staying ahead of the situation is absolutely the right move.

Chase finds Brook outside, and asks, what’s going on? She was taking care of Bailey one minute, and then just bounced. She says she’s just overwhelmed, trying to process everything they just learned. Everything Drew told them, the miracle he’s alive, the fact that Jason isn’t. Plus, all their personal drama, and the fact that her dad is disappointed in her again, but the sacrifices they’re making for Bailey will be worth it in the end. They have to, because not everyone is so lucky. Not everyone is going home to their loved ones tonight.

Britt walks onto the footbridge, and tells Carly, sorry. She didn’t expect to find Carly there. She actually didn’t think anyone would be there. She just thought she could… She doesn’t know what she thought she could do here. Carly says she does.

On the phone, Sonny says, Cyrus! Realizing Cyrus is no longer there, he throws the phone, and says, you want a war, you bastard, I’ll give you a war.

Drew says Monica wasn’t kidding about Annabelle. She’s so big, she’s going to need a wing of her own. I laugh, because at first, I think he’s talking about a turkey wing, and I figure she’d already had a couple of them. Monica says, actually, she agrees with him. It took her a long time, but she’s finally fallen in love with that dog. He says, she never left Oscar’s side when he was sick, and Monica says, she laid on his bed for weeks after he was gone. Has Drew seen Sam or Scout? He must be anxious to get back to his old life.

Sam leads Dante to the bedroom, and they get busy. I’m not sure how they can concentrate with that loud music playing.

Drew tells Monica that he tried to concentrate on his life here to give him strength. Mostly Scout. Thinking about her got him through those brutal two years, but he can’t charge back into his life in Port Charles, and expect someone as young as Scout to welcome him with open arms. She says, a lot can change in two years, and he says, exactly his point. He doesn’t even know what a return to his life in Port Charles means. When he left, he was still trying to piece together his identity, and find where his place was in the world. She says, let her help him out. His place is here with his family.

Alexis comes out of her house to find Valentin on her porch. She says she thought she heard him talking out there, and he says, he was hoping her invitation to join the orphan Thanksgiving still stands. She asks why he’s not at the Quartermaines having pizza, and he says, change of plans. Charlotte’s with friends this year, and he’s second guessing his choice to be alone. She asks if there’s anything he wants to talk about before they go inside, but he says, no, and she says, let’s go. They go in, and she says, hey, everybody, make room for one more. Spencer asks what the hell Valentin is doing here.

Sonny tells Spinelli, Renault is in prison, and somehow got ahold of a burner phone. Spinelli says, Cyrus called Sonny from prison? On Thanksgiving? How distressing. Sonny says he needs Spinelli to figure out what’s going on, and Spinelli asks why Cyrus called. Sonny says, he probably heard about Jason, and called to taunt him. Spinelli says, heard about Jason? Is he back from Greece? Sonny says, Spinelli doesn’t know? and Spinelli says, know what exactly?

Carly says, she’s surprised Britt even knows about this place, and Britt says, when she and Jason were on the run, they had a lot of downtime. Carly asks if she knew the original bridge was torn down. It wasn’t safe, so Jason made an anonymous donation, and they built this bridge in its place. Britt says she didn’t know that part, but knowing this place had such significance to Jason, she thought she’d feel closer to him if she came here. She cries, and says she imagines Carly had the same idea. Carly says, long before the wedding they just had, long before Jax, even before she met Sonny, Jason was her other half, strange as that may sound. Britt says she knows. When she and Jason were in the lighthouse, he talked a lot about Carly. She laughs and says, well, a lot for Jason. She knows how much they meant to each other. She gets why Carly is there. Does she want Britt to go?

Brook says she knows what this is doing to Maxie, to Valentin, to everyone. How devastated Charlotte’s going to be when she finds out Bailey really isn’t her baby sister, not to mention what this is doing to Bailey. She’s bonding with the wrong woman as her mother. He says, what about her? Isn’t she hurting? She says, her part in this is basically telling some lies, a skill she acquired at a young age, and has nearly perfected. She’s taking care of Bailey, which surprisingly, she’s good at. He says, see? That’s his point. Valentin, Maxie, Charlotte, they’re sad right now, but one day, when this secret comes out, and Bailey goes back to Maxie, Brook is going to be the one who’s suffering. Has she thought about that? She says, fine. It’s going to hurt everyone, but after the information they just learned, that Peter is responsible for Jason’s death, that he kept Drew prisoner for over two years, it proves they’re doing the right thing keeping Bailey safe from Peter. They made the right decision. He says, now that Peter is in custody with the WSB, they won’t have to keep up this pretense much longer. He takes her hand, and she says, from his lips. Mac walks up, and Chase asks what he’s doing here. Mac says he’s sorry to bother the family on a holiday, but he needs to ask Chase some questions about Valentin.

Alexis reminds Spencer that it’s her house, and she likes Valentin. She knows Spencer doesn’t like him and they haven’t gotten along in a while, and Spencer says, the man tried to kill him when he was a child. Shawn guesses he missed a lot while he was away, and Valentin tells Spencer, that’s the way his father framed an event from his childhood. Alexis says, all right. It’s Thanksgiving, a day to be grateful, so if the two of them could put away their dueling resentments for a few hours, she’d be grateful. Spencer says, he’ll always be grateful, but in 2021, they finally learned the truth; that Valentin is Helena’s bastard child and has zero claim to anything Cassadine. Alexis tells him, that’s not being grateful, and Spencer says, Valentin shouldn’t even be able to use the last name Cassadine. The doorbell rings, and Alexis wonders, what fresh hell is this? and opens the door. Nikolas says, happy Thanksgiving, and Ava says, they brought pie… Is this a bad time? Alexis says, they have no idea. Nikolas says, they wanted to make sure she wasn’t alone tonight, and Ava says, that’s why they brought pie; pumpkin and pecan. Alexis says, that’s very generous, but as they can see, she’s far from alone. She opens the door, and they walk in. Ava says, happy Thanksgiving, everyone, and Nikolas says, maybe a quiet Thanksgiving at Windymere would be better. Spencer says, good idea, but Esme says, come on. It’s a holiday. This is his chance to show he’s the bigger man. Shawn says Alexis promised him that his Thanksgiving wouldn’t be boring. She sure delivered on that.

Ned says, Olivia thinks this is a good idea? Getting ahead of Valentin? She knows that’s equivalent to declaring war with him, right? She says, what his daughter did to Valentin, it hurt. He’s going to be mad and want revenge, and when the dust settles, of course (🍷) he’s going to try and undermine Drew’s shares of the Quartermaine stock. Ned says, he means this as a compliment; how very Quartermaine of her. She says, you can take the girl out of Brooklyn… he knows how the saying goes. She knows she can be reactionary, but over the past year, she’s slowly, but surely, come to realize Ned’s head is back on his shoulders again. She feels she can trust his intentions, not just with Leo, but with the family. He asks if that includes the two of them. Before they butted heads about Leo, he thought they were on their way to reconciliation. Where does that leave them now?

Drew says Monica has always been so incredibly kind to him, more than he deserves, especially considering the mess and trauma his arrival caused. She says, this family thrives on strife and drama. He wouldn’t be a Quartermaine if he wasn’t stirring things up. He says he sees she redecorated, and she says she thought it was time for a change. Does he like it? He says he likes it a lot, but he misses the family photos on the mantel. She says, her too. It was hard putting those away, but it was just always a reminder of everyone they’ve lost, and now Jason’s gone. She tears up, and he hugs her. She says, but sometimes it takes a new perspective to see things, or really see them. Willow came to her, and asked if she could put some pictures Wiley had drawn on the fridge. All of a sudden, she had this sense of family again. Soon there will be drawings Bailey did next to Wiley’s. They’ll never forget the ones they’ve lost, but they’ve got to find a way to move on with their lives. He says, somehow we do.

Basking in the afterglow, Dante says, that was… Sam says, a long time coming, and he says, that’s one way to put it, kissing her again. He says, it felt like the right thing to do, and she says, this big step had to be about the two of them first. Dante’s phone rings, and he says, it’s probably his mom, worrying why they flaked. They should make their families wait until tomorrow. Unless of course (🍷) she thinks he should take off tonight.

Ava tells Alexis that she’s sorry. She thought she was encouraging Nikolas to do a good thing. Alexis says, she’s not sure Nikolas can do a good thing anymore, even with an instruction manual. Ava says she doesn’t want to fight. She just came to check on Alexis, and see how she was doing. She’s sure Alexis remembers the significance of this day, other than it being a holiday. It’s been a year since they last saw Julian before he… Alexis says she must have blocked that anniversary. As Ava knows, things did not end well with her and Julian. Having said that, she knows he’s Ava’s brother and she misses him, and she’s sorry Ava is in pain. Ava thanks her, and Alexis says, now if Ava will excuse her, she’s going to try and make at least one person smile instead of cry before this dreadful holiday is over. The doorbell rings, and Alexis says, who could this be? Satan? She opens the door, and Victor says, hello, Natasha.

Alexis says, he’s… He says, late for dinner? He supposes he is. Is this any way to great a member of her family? She lets him in, and Spencer says, Uncle Victor, you’re alive, and hugs him. Victor says Spencer is all grown up. Quite a chip off the old block. Nikolas says, sorry. He should have warned them. Alexis says, he knew Victor was alive and didn’t say anything? How long has he known?

Spinelli tells Sonny, they just need to access the appropriate technology, a scan that can measure body temperature, and prove there are signs of life. They need to notify the Greek authorities. Sonny says, they did that already; there’s no sign of life. Even though they haven’t found a body, it doesn’t look good. They have to prepare themselves for the worst case scenario. Spinelli says, Sonny finally found his way home, and so did Drew, only for them to lose Jason. Sonny says, Jason knew the risk going to Greece. In this business, they’re provided with a great life, but it also turns them into people who take action. It’s always a risk. They can’t always take for granted  that they’re going to beat the odds and come home. Jason knew that. Spinelli says, Jason was never concerned about risk; he embraced it, but he truly never thought it would catch up with him. He cries, and Sonny hugs him.

Carly says, the footbridge is a public place. It’s not for her say whether Britt can use it or not. Britt asks if she should join Carly, and Carly says, she knows how important Britt was to Jason, and he was to her. Britt says, the last time they talked, Carly said she wished Jason had never met her, meaning he’d still be alive if their paths had never crossed. Carly tells Britt, she shouldn’t have said that; she’s sorry. I fall out of my chair in shock. Britt says, don’t be. She feels the same way. So whatever Carly feels about her, know that right now, she hates herself too.

Brook tells Mac, let her guess. Valentin is filing charges against her for fraud or something? Mac asks why she’d say that, and she says, no reason. She probably shouldn’t have had that second glass of wine with dinner. Chase asks what Mac is doing here. It’s Thanksgiving; he should be home. Mac says, he’d like to be, but when the PCPD has a formal complaint lodged against the department, he has to pay attention. He doesn’t know the whole story, but Valentin is saying one of his detectives assaulted him over a personal matter. Brook says, that’s ridiculous; Chase was just standing up for her. Mac says, there will be a time and place for Brook to give her version of things, but this is a serious matter, which is why he’s not with his family on this holiday. He needs to speak to Chase in private.

Alexis says, Nikolas knew Victor was alive, and didn’t think to tell her about it? Nikolas says, neither she nor Spencer were speaking to him, and he expected Victor to remain in prison. Spencer says Nikolas warned him away from Victor, but as they know, his word is good for nothing. He always thought Victor was a good man. Victor thanks him, and says, that means a lot. He’s sure they’re wondering why he’s here. He went to Windymere, but it was empty, so he came here, looking for the family he has left. He asks Alexis where her daughters are; he was hoping for a proper family reunion. She says, they had other plans, fortunately, and Victor looks at Valentin, saying, all is not lost. He had no idea Valentin and Natasha had gotten close enough to spend a holiday together. Alexis says she didn’t know Victor and Valentin were so close, but Valentin says, they’re not close. Victor is his father.

Olivia tells Ned, it’s a lot to unpack, but it’s different this time. Ned asks, why? and she says, this time she has hope. Over the course of the last year, there were a lot of times she didn’t have any. She thinks it’s a good sign. Is that enough for now? He says, it’s worth everything to him, and she says, one thing she does know is that she wants him in Leo’s life. Julian’s been gone a year, but even when he was alive, Ned was the most fatherly figure in Leo’s life. Despite what’s gone on between them, she regrets they didn’t make it official last year. He says, him too, and they hug. Monica comes in with Drew, and says she didn’t mean to interrupt, but Olivia tells Drew, if he’s hungry, he’d better jump on some leftover pizza; it goes quick. Monica says she’s right. If he wants to hit the pizza, go now before everyone starts on round two. She’ll have the staff get a room ready for him. He says, that’s not necessary, but she says, he needs them as much as they need him, and Ned says she’s right. They have a lot to catch up on.

Sam asks if Dante is going to just cut and run on her, but he says he’s not going anywhere. He didn’t want to be presumptuous. Rocco is spending the night, but if he’s there for breakfast, there are going to be a lot of awkward questions. Sam suggests they set an alarm extra early, and he can sneak out before the kids wake up… He asks where she went, and she tells him, she was going to say she wanted him to stay because she didn’t want be alone tonight, but that’s not true. She doesn’t want him to stay because she’s lonely. She wants him to stay because she wants to be with him. He says, that’s good. He wants to be with her too. So it’s settled then; he’ll stay.

Alexis tells Valentin, they knew Mikkos wasn’t his father. They also knew Helena had an affair with an unknown man. Victor says, that would be him, and Alexis says, eww. Him and Helena? Victor says he knows Alexis had issues with Helena. Of course (🍷) she did, Helena killed her mother, but he saw a different side to her. Valentin says, so if anyone needs it spelled out, that makes him 100% Cassadine bastard. He told Nikolas that he’d be eating his words. Spencer says, Nikolas knew about this? and Nikolas says, he knew Victor was alive, but had no idea he was Valentin’s father. Have they had DNA tests? Victor says, not yet, but he’s willing to, and Valentin says, as is he. And if it turns out to be true, the silver lining is he and Alexis are blood family. Spencer says he doesn’t believe his Uncle Victor would have a son like Valentin, and Nikolas says, he’s no fan of Valentin’s, but he thinks Spencer is putting Victor up too high. Spencer says he didn’t ask for Nikolas’s opinion, and Ava tells Nikolas that she thinks they should go. Nikolas says, good idea, and Valentin thinks he’ll go too, but Alexis says, no one is leaving until every dish is done. Nikolas says, he’ll stay if his son wants him too, and Spencer says, fine by him if Nikolas stays; he and Esme will go. Nikolas asks if everything has to be a grand gesture, and Spencer says, like Nikolas throwing him out of the house and saying Spencer is nothing to him? Talk about grand gestures, how about dressing up like a stalker and stabbing him? There’s no gesture there? Victor does a two-finger whistle, and says, he recognizes that blood feuds are something of a Cassadine tradition, but speaking as the patriarch of the family, that’s going to change starting today.

Chase goes back inside the mansion, and Brook says she’s gotten him into trouble with his boss, hasn’t she? How bad is it? He says, Mac suspended him from the force for six months.

Drew says, when Monica puts it like that, how can he say no? He thanks her, and she says he’s welcome, leaving to talk to the staff. Olivia goes to check on Leo, and Ned says, it’s his turn to welcome Drew back. It’s nothing short of a miracle, and one this family needs right now. They hug, and Ned says, at the risk of sounding mercenary, he wants to warn Drew that his return created complications with ELQ. Sorting it out is going to put a target on Drew for Valentin.  

Victor says, now that he has their attention, the Cassadines have been plagued for far too long with infighting and family members stabbing each other in the back. Spencer says, sometimes they stab you in the chest, and Victor says, his point exactly. Can’t they imagine how much stronger this family would be together? Alexis says, he’s been dead a long time; he’s missed a lot. There’s a lot of bad blood going on between them, especially in the last three months. He’s not going to be the one to patch the family together. Frankly, she doesn’t think anyone can. Victor says, he hopes for all their sakes, that’s not the case. There will always be threats to this family lurking in the shadows. He just hopes and prays they come to realize this family is a lot stronger with a united front, before those threats step into the light.

Sam looks out window. Dante realizes she’s not next to him in bed, and gets up. He puts his arms around her from behind.

Spinelli tells Sonny that he thinks he should be going home now. He’ll get right to tracing the call. Georgie is getting dropped off in the morning. Sonny says Spinelli can stay there tonight; Josslyn and Carly wouldn’t mind. Spinelli thanks him for his kind offer, but thinks he needs to sit with the news, so he can get in a better headspace for Georgie in the morning. Sonny says, they’re just a phone call away, and Spinelli thanks him. He starts to leave, but says, at the risk of speaking out of turn, he knows things were complicated between Jason, Sonny, and Carly after the negated wedding, and he’s glad things got sorted before… before they lost him. He leaves.

Carly tells Britt, she knows what Jason would want her to say. He’d want her to tell Britt that she doesn’t blame her. That was one of the many roles Jason played in her life. He had the ability to talk her down. With him gone, those generous thoughts don’t come natural. They’re drowned out by loss, and knowing Jason is gone and he’s not coming back. Britt says she understands that feeling, and Carly says she doesn’t want Britt to go. Britt walks to Carly, and puts her arm around her. They stand shoulder to shoulder.

Tomorrow, Olivia asks Dante if things are getting serious with Sam; Valentin tells Anna, if he hurts, Brook is going to hurt too; Carly asks what Sonny is going to do about it; and Brando says he has to prepare Sasha first.

Real Housewives of Orange County

Heather aka Fancy Pants is back, and we heard a whole lot about her house, and how fabulous her life is. And we heard aaalll about the kids. We heard about it for so long, I started wondering where everyone else was. Heather’s life is so important, we didn’t even get opening taglines. Gina and Emily also made it back this season, and Emily said they were best friends again. She thought their friendship had been off because they were at low points in their lives. Now Gina was happy and healthy and it was all good. Gina talked about Matt’s court case being delayed because of covid, and how their relationship got better by the time she had to give a victim impact statement. It was tough seeing him plead guilty. She was still seeing Travis though, so it wasn’t like they were getting back together.

I guess Shannon is the OG of the group now, and we had to hear about her kids. She said the kids growing up was a lot to handle sometimes. She was still the same hypochondriac, but somehow, John was still hanging in strong with her. Heather met with new Housewife and friend Nicole for a hike, and talked some more about her kids. We saw an actual roadrunner run across the road, so there was that. It did not, however, make a beep-beep sound. Heather told Nicole that Shannon had been texting her about past good times, and we flashed back to some past volatile times. Heather thought maybe it was like childbirth, and Shannon was only remembering the good parts, but thought everyone deserved another chance.

Emily had some work done, and brought Gina to new Housewife and aestheticist Dr. Jen. Gina said Dr. Jen was the whole package; educated, working full-time, and a mom, and she was doing it all in stilettos. Since Jen later said she’d die without her nanny, maybe she isn’t quite the whole package Gina thinks. Heather met with Nobu manager John about catering an upcoming. In her interview, she said, to her, a party was a theatrical experience, a complete immersion into fabulousness. We flashed back to some of those immersions, including the cake bow incident a skabillion years ago. (See below for the full story.) Shannon met Emily and Gina for lunch, and Emily said they were the new Tres Amigas. Shannon said she was looking at them in a new light, and Emily said they’d grown on her like barnacles. Shannon said Heather had told her about a friend named Nicole, and she thought she knew Nicole from their kids going to pre-school together. She’d dated Kid Rock. After meeting with John, Heather met Nicole and the final new Housewife Noella.

In Jen’s interview, I had to hear about a stranger’s kids, and husband Ryne who deals in high-end vacation rentals and catering. He gets a thumbs up from me because of the way he was cradling their Chihuahua, and the way the Chi looked up at him so lovingly. Shannon told Gina and Emily that she was hoping Nicole wasn’t the person she thought, since she’d sued Heather’s husband Terry. Why Heather wouldn’t know this, I’m not sure, but Shannon made them swear they wouldn’t say anything. I don’t know why any of these women would expect another to adhere to that promise, given past experience. It’s Season 16, and it hasn’t happened once.

Heather met Shannon and Gina for lunch, and then gave them a tour of her house, which was basically as big as a small city. When Heather was out of earshot, Gina asked if Shannon was cool, since she’d once had a house like that in the same area. In Shannon’s interview, she said the house she and David built had both good and bad memories, and we flashed back on those. She said it was triggering her, but it felt like a lifetime ago. She looked like she wanted to escape when Heather showed off her hot towel drawers, in a bathroom bigger than my entire first floor. Noella went to Nicole’s for lunch, and talked about how life didn’t suck being married to ambulance chaser attorney Sweet James. Sweet James? Really?

The women headed to Heather’s party, Shannon making Emily and Gina swear again that they wouldn’t say anything about Nicole. In Emily’s interview, she said it was typical Shannon behavior, causing trouble on the downlow. Then, if it came up later, she played the innocent victim. Gina didn’t understand Shannon’s endgame. Does anyone? Does Shannon even understand it?

Shannon thought she’d met Jen before, but it had been at a party, so the memory was fuzzy. We saw beautiful people in Heather’s beautiful house eating beautiful food and drinking beautiful drinks. In Gina’s interview, she said she thought it was the right thing to do to tell Heather about Nicole. She didn’t think she was capable of pretending it was okay. Then Nicole arrived. We saw flashes of Gina telling Emily that it was a disaster, and Heather kicking everyone out.   

Then, to be continued…

This season, horse races, fabulous vacations, and other rich people things no one in this cast deserves; lots of fights; Shannon is jealous of Gina’s friendship with Heather; Terry wonders if Shannon is harboring ill will from the past; and Noella says her life is falling apart.

👯‍♀️ New Girls…

The newest Housewives in the OC. Plus one who was demoted early on.

https://people.com/tv/rhoc-newcomers-shake-things-up-in-season-16-trailer-exclusive/

https://screenrant.com/housewives-orange-county-new-cast-season-16-facts/

https://meaww.com/who-nicole-james-rhoc-16-heather-dubrow-friend-terry-surgery-botched-demoted-dated-kid-rock

🎀 The Bow Incident…

I don’t remember much about this woman, but I sure remember the fuss Heather kicked up. She must have said, she ate my bow, ten thousand times.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/tbt-sarah-eats-the-bow-on-heathers-cake

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See you tomorrow for some soap and faux fur on the Runway. Until then, stay safe, stay being a queen, but not a drag, and stay not letting generous thoughts get drowned out by loss.

November 30, 2021 – Drew Comes Home To Monica, Brock’s Mad Max Birthday Pool Party & Back Again

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Monica sees someone holding pizza boxes through the front window, and says, look at that. She didn’t even have to order this year; they just knew to deliver the pizza. She opens the door, and Drew is there. He says he rolled the dice, and brought some with him. Olivia and Ned come out, and Olivia says, thank God; she’s famished. Brook and Chase come downstairs, and Brook says, pizza’s here. Ned says, Drew? and Drew says, at least someone in the family still recognizes him. He’s… Monica says, home, and hugs him.

Dante tells Sam that Danny and Scout are asleep, and he put Rocco in the spare room. He didn’t say anything about Jason, but he thinks they know something is going on. Sam says, because they didn’t go to the Quartermaines? and Dante says, yeah. He thought Danny figured the dinner was just going to be ruined as usual. He said he was looking forward to having some pizza. She says she ordered turkey burgers, and throws her glass against the wall, smashing it.

At the hospital, Obrecht is yelling in her sleep, when Britt comes in and wakes her up. She tells Obrecht that she was having a nightmare, and Obrecht says she was back in the tunnel. Has Britt had any nightmares? Britt says she’s good. She’s more worried about Obrecht. Why didn’t she say she was lightheaded after the tunnel collapsed? She was running around, taking care of Britt, when she knew she was injured herself. Obrecht says Britt was more important. They haven’t really talked since leaving that cursed island. Britt says Obrecht needs rest, not visitors. She just popped in to see how Obrecht was doing. Go back to sleep; no more nightmares. Obrecht says she hopes none for Britt as well.

Carly weeps at the patio table, and flashes back on Jason saying goodbye before he left for Greece. Sonny comes out, and holds her as she cries. I have zero sympathy.

In her office, Britt tries to go through messages on the computer, and has them forwarded to Terry. She writes, dear staff, please send all of your requests to Dr. Terry Randolph, as at the moment, I am a total mess and completely incapable of making any decisions. She grabs a tissue to wipe her tears, when Austin comes in. He says, she was just on the tenth floor, and now she’s here. How did she do that? She asks what he wants, and he says, he guesses he wants to know what’s wrong, and if there’s anything he can do to help.

Monica says she still can’t believe it wasn’t a plane crash; that Drew was abducted by Peter August. Ned says, and fought for two years to come home. If Drew hadn’t managed to get ahold of that guard’s cellphone, and called Sam… Olivia says, he could still be in that hellhole. Brook wonders why Sam wouldn’t have told them he called, but Drew asks them not to blame Sam. She just did it to protect all of them until she knew for sure he was alive. Believe him, there were many days when even he didn’t know if he was going to make it back. Monica wishes Jason could be there to share the Thanksgiving pizza, but he’s got to be with this children. Drew looks down, and she asks if there’s something he’s not saying? Drew says, what his rescue cost this family.

Sam asks if she woke the kids, but Dante says, they’re fast asleep. Sam says, thank God for small favors, and starts to clean up the mess, but Dante takes the dustpan from her. He tells to her to go sit, stare into space, eat, cry, do whatever she feels she needs to do, to feel better. Throw another glass. She says she thinks she got throwing glasses out of her system, and Dante starts cleaning up. She says she had such tunnel vision when she was talking to Drew. All she wanted was for Scout’s father to come home to her. Never in a million years did she think it would come at the cost of Jason losing his life. Now Scout’s father is alive, and Danny’s father is dead. Is it some kind of cosmic joke or something? He says, if it is, it’s a pretty awful one, and she says she has to tell her son that his father is gone. Is Danny going to hate Scout because her father lived and his died? He says, no, and leads her to the couch to sit. He says, Danny isn’t going to waste his energy on hate. He’s got this amazing mother; so does Scout. She’s going to love them so much, and teach them there’s no room in their lives for hate.

Carly asks what Sonny’s connections in Greece said, and he says, they confirmed Anna’s story that the tunnel under the house collapsed. Everybody got out but Jason, and they still haven’t found the body. She says, that means Jason could still be alive, but he says, the equipment didn’t pick up a heartbeat in the tunnel. So they’re going to stop the rescue operation, and Jason’s dead. She says, no. They told her the same thing about Sonny, and it turned out not to be true. He says he wants to believe Jason’s still out there too. He was dead before and came back to them. She says he did, and he asks if she’s just trying to give herself hope. She says, after that bridge collapsed, she could hear him calling to her; she could feel he was still alive. He says, she was the lady in white that he needed to see, and she says, that’s because they’re connected. They have a connection; she can feel him. It was everyone else who told her that he was gone. Everyone kept saying it. He asks if she’s saying the same thing about Jason. Is she saying there’s hope? She says, that’s what she wants to believe.

Obrecht hears the door open, and says, if it’s Britt again, there’s nothing wrong with her that sleeping in her own bed won’t fix. Scotty comes over to the bed, and says, what about the guy who loves her? Welcome back, my schnitzel. He sits on the bed, and they kiss.

Britt tells Austin, walk back out the door, and pretend she wasn’t here. And if he tells anyone what he saw, she’ll have him fired. He says her secret is safe with him, but the next time she wants to have herself a good cry – he closes the door – maybe she wants to shut the door. She says, thanks for the unwanted advice, and he wonders if he should take a guess as to what some of these larger emotions are about, but she says, no. He says, it’s Thanksgiving, and no one’s invited her to dinner, and so she’s sitting there feeling sorry for herself. Join the club. He sits down, and she asks, what’s going on with him? Couldn’t make it on the ELQ board? Unable to honor his late lamented father? Boo-hoo-hoo. He says, sticks and stones. It’s been a very challenging couple of days, to be honest. The Quartermaines stuck a knife in his back, and then they twisted it, and then they invited him to Thanksgiving dinner. She says, oh horror, and he says, and in the middle of this, he might have screwed up the only friendship he has in this terrible town. She asks if he’s referring to Maxie. What happened? Does he want her to talk to Maxie? He says, no; thank you though. He’ll figure it out and make amends. What’s going on? Why is she sitting there crying instead of splitting a wishbone with someone? She says, the first person she’s cared to split a wishbone with in a long time is gone, and he died saving her life.

Drew says, the first months at the compound, when he finally had some contact with the other prisoners, there was a very nice young woman, a nurse who was abducted in the middle of her life, and Liesl Obrecht. Brook says, Scotty was shouting from the rooftops that Obrecht was missing, and Drew says, Britt convinced Jason to help her find her mother, and that search led them to Cassadine Island. Monica says, that’s probably why she hasn’t heard from Jason in a while. He probably didn’t want to raise her hopes up about Drew being alive. Drew says, Jason and Britt did everything they possibly could to get him home, but… in the process, Jason… Jason… She says, he’s gone, isn’t he? Jason’s gone.

Carly tells Sonny, it would be crazy to give up hope that Jason’s alive. She’s known Jason since practically the moment he became Jason. Even before she knew Sonny. So she can’t give up hope. Jason is the most important person to them. Josslyn comes in, apologizing for being late. She sees Carly’s face, and says, okay, who died?… Oh my God. Who died? Carly says they need to talk to her.

Monica cries, and Drew says he’s so very sorry. There was nothing left of the last place he saw Jason. It was just a pile of rocks and beams. They had crews on site within the hour, and they had their scanning equipment there. They couldn’t pick up a heartbeat. Jason died bringing him back home to her, but he promises, if he’d known what his freedom was going to cost, he wouldn’t have taken the deal. She tells him, don’t ever say anything like that again. He and Jason are both her sons in every way that matters, and one doesn’t count more than the other.

Monica remembers how happy Jason was, dancing at his reception. He and Carly were having a wonderful time, and he was even socializing. Olivia says she was really impressed by that, and Monica says, she thinks he would have stayed for the whole thing if she hadn’t told them to slip away and go start lives together. Then he told her they would. She cries again, and Olivia says, Carly… and Sonny, it’s just going to kill them. Jason was just like a brother to Sonny, and Carly and Jason… Monica says, Carly and Jason said it was a business arrangement, but you saw the two of them together, and knew it was more than that.

Josslyn says, but it’s Jason; he must have survived. Just like Sonny did. Carly says, he was buried under rock when the tunnel collapsed; there were witnesses. Josslyn cries, and asks if they’ve told Michael, but Carly says they want to tell him in person like they did her. Sonny says, there’s a media blackout for the next 24 hours, so anyone close to Jason will have privacy, and not to give Peter August the publicity he’s craving. Carly says, Michael, Willow, and Wiley will be back tomorrow; they’ll tell them then. Josslyn says she can’t believe this is happening, not to Jason. Carly holds her as she cries.

Sam thanks Dante for saying there’s enough room in her kids’ life for love, and he says, that’s true. She’s an incredible mother. Don’t let anyone tell her otherwise. She says, despite her family being dysfunctional. She’s talking about the family she grew up with, not the family she has now, which in their own right, are equally dysfunctional. He says, despite her family dysfunction, she turned out to be an incredible person, and she tells him, says the guy who’s not so objective. He says he knows she put her kids before Jason when she showed Jason the door, and she says, it’s because Jason wouldn’t cut ties with Sonny. She understood that, and also understood that there would always be a threat that Jason would be arrested again, or in the middle with one of Sonny’s very violent rivals, and she had to do what was best for her kids to keep them out of harm’s way. Dante says, that was a good move, and she says, they both know Jason is the kind of person who will put his life first to save someone else, but she needed someone in her family who would think twice before doing something like that. He says, good for her, and she says, in the end, she knew this was how it was going to go for Jason. To be honest, if they were still together, there’s no way she would be able to recover.

Monica says, she remembers the first day Jason ever became her son. Scotty, of all people, was his guardian at the time, and they went to the gatehouse to check on him, and he was the most beautiful baby. The minute she took him in her arms, he stole her heart. Brook says, occasionally, she would see him dropping Danny off, or playing with Leo, or stopping by to talk to Monica or Michael, and Ned says, Michael. Do they tell him? Monica says, no. Let’s let Michael and Willow have a good time with Wiley. Besides, she thinks Carly would want to be the one to tell him. She’s not going to have any new memories of Jason; just remember the conversations they had. The good part is, every time they were together, she told him that she loved him. Drew says, all his memories of Jason are so full of anger and resentment. Now that they started to finally connect as brothers, he’s gone. Monica sighs, officially taking over from Jason in that department.

Austin digs in his pockets, and Britt asks what he’s looking for. He says, like a kewpie doll, or a beta fish, some kind of little prize for the saddest Thanksgiving story. Sorry. That’s inappropriate. He makes jokes that aren’t always funny. It’s a default coping mechanism. She says, same here. It hasn’t always won her a ton of friends, but she prefers his morbid humor over tearful hugs any day. He asks who it was, and she says, Jason Morgan. She’s sorry; Austin is sort of family, isn’t he? He says, cousins, half-cousins, or something like that. He’s not sure. He never really got to know the guy. They had a conversation at the gym one time, and he was Maxie’s plus one at Jason’s wedding… Now it’s his turn to apologize. Sorry. He’s a little confused. He got the sense something was going on between Britt and Jason, then Jason up and married Carly. She says, she thought she and Jason had something special. They did actually, but he married Carly, and she’s still struggling to understand why. He says, if that’s the only thing she’s struggling to understand, she’s way ahead of him, and she says she just never thought Jason would die before her. He asks how she figured that out?

Scotty says, he can’t believe he was chucked out of a plane, and Obrecht says, and she was taken to Greece. He says, and all the other calamities that would have killed the average Joe. She says, he survived, and he says, so did she. She says, love conquers all, so they say, and he tells her, he didn’t used to believe that, but he thinks it’s true. She says, keep talking like that, and she’ll demand to be released from this bed to spend time in his. He says, why make that journey? and pulls off his jacket, climbing into bed with her.    

Britt tells Austin, she doesn’t know what she means; her brain’s a muddled mess. He says, Jason was a hitman for the mob, and she says, alleged hitman. He says, you have to figure, given Jason’s career choices and line of work, he’d be the first one to go. This is inappropriate again; he’s sorry. She tells him, don’t apologize. She appreciates honesty over platitudes. The thing is, Jason’s body hasn’t been recovered yet, but she knows he’s gone. Austin says, she’s a doctor who’s worked in trauma; she knows. And they both know every life counts. It doesn’t matter how much you hope. She says she’s not a particularly hopeful person, but there’s no wishing away several tons of rock. He says he’s going home, and going to order a turkey burger and sweet potato fries. Does she like football? She’s welcome to join him. He’s going to stream all the games. She thanks him, but says, there’s something she has to go to, and leaves.

Drew tells Ned, Peter had them chained up in a wine cellar; they were literally chained to the wall. Ironically, those were the best conversations he and Jason had. Mostly they were talking about how they were going to bring down Peter, but they also just talked. He told Jason about playing football in high school, and Jason told him about the time he rode a motorcycle into the house. Ned says he remembers that; grandfather was furious. Drew says, they were just starting to know each other and trust each other. When Peter activated his conditioning, Jason was the one who brought him out of it. They were just starting to team up; be the brothers they were meant to be. Ned says, that is something to be grateful for, and Drew says, he spent so much time resenting Jason, until Cassadine Island, until he was able to respect Jason wholeheartedly. Now he has no future with Jason at all. Jason is gone, just as they were starting to connect as brothers and as friends.

Josslyn says, sorry for crying all over Carly’s blouse, but Carly says Josslyn can cry on her anytime. Sonny asks if she wants something to eat, but Josslyn says, no. She thinks she’ll just go upstairs. She tells them that she loves them both, and Carly says, they love her too. Josslyn leaves, and Sonny says he forgot how important Jason was to all of them. Carly kisses his forehead, and he asks if she’s going to be all right. She says, yeah, and he says, he’s going upstairs and reading Donna a bedtime story. Carly tells him to give Donna a kiss for her.

Dante tells Sam not to underestimate herself. She’s strong and resilient, and would have survived; no problem. Sam tells him, don’t say that to make her feel better, and he asks if he’s ever said anything to make her feel better. She says, that’s true, and he says, it seems she has a lot of thoughts she needs to work through, and she says she has so many thoughts racing in her head, she can’t grab ahold of just one. He says he’ll leave her to it, and she asks where he’s going. He says he figured she wanted to wrestle through those thoughts in private, and asks if he can leave Rocco there and pick him up in the morning. He’ll stop at the Quartermaines and tell them she said hello. She says, no. Stay. Please. She wants him to stay.

Sonny comes back to the kitchen, saying, Donna fell asleep before… The kitchen is empty, and he puts his head in his hands, mourning the loss of Jason, and the moss bowl 🎍.

Monica says, if the deaths of those they love have taught them anything, it’s to appreciate the family they have. They’re going to be grieving a long time, but she thinks today, a day of giving thanks, she’d like to focus on the gratitude she feels for the son coming home. To Drew. They toast to Drew, and Drew says, to Jason.

Dante asks if Sam is sure she wants him to stay, and she says, if he wants to go, he can, but he says, he doesn’t want to. He just wanted to give her space. She says, there’s enough space to include him, and he tells her, that’s the nicest thing anyone’s said to him in a long time. She says, they’ve bene through hell and back. There’s no other shoulder she’d rather cry on than his. He says, his shoulder will always be there for her.

Brook says she’s going to check on Bailey, and Ned says, maybe Chase would like to see the daughter he only just learned is his. She says, of course (🍷); he can feed her. Chase says, he’d love to, and they go upstairs. Drew says, the family has gotten bigger since he left, and Monica says, it’s a refreshing change of pace. Olivia says she can’t believe Drew is alive and home safe. How did Robert and Anna figure out Peter was hiding on Cassadine Island? Drew says he doesn’t know the details, just that Valentin was very helpful. Ned asks if Valentin knows Drew is back.

Sonny leaves Carly a voicemail, saying, he knows she needs to clear her head, but just call so he knows she’s okay.

Carly goes to the footbridge.

Sonny gets a call from and unknown number. When he answers, Cyrus says, hello, Sonny.

Dante kisses Sam, and says he’s sorry if he overstepped, but she says, he didn’t. She wants this too. We see the fireplace, and I assume they get busy.

Drew says, Anna told him something about Valentin helping her and Robert find their way off Cassadine Island, so he’s assuming she told Valentin he’s alive and back home. Why did Ned ask? Ned says, just curious, and Drew asks, what was the disaster that ruined Thanksgiving this year? Monica says, Annabelle II got to the turkey before them, and Drew says, of course (🍷). She knew there was a tradition to uphold. Monica says, Annabelle is going to be over the moon to see Drew, and they go to look for her. My guess is, she’s working on the pumpkin pie. Olivia tells Ned, stop. What is he planning? She knows that look. Ned… Ned says, it’s about ELQ, but he doesn’t want her to get the wrong impression. He’s not backsliding, and he’s not prioritizing business over family. She says, his face lit up like a firecracker the minute Drew mentioned Valentin’s name. The war isn’t over yet, is it?

Austin knocks on Obrecht’s room door, and says, he doesn’t mean to disturb her. He opens the door, and says, sorry. Obrecht and Scotty pop up from under the covers, and say, get out, at the same time. Austin says, so sorry, and leaves. In the hallway, he says, all righty. Good for them.

At the footbridge, we go down Jason Memory Lane with Carly, and there’s a song part. She turns, and sees Britt.  

Sonny says, is that Cyrus? How did he get a phone? Cyrus says, don’t worry about that. They both know he has ways. He thought it would be prudent for him to reach out to Sonny, and Sonny asks, why’s that? Cyrus says he still has contacts, a few, those who are interested in those sorts of things. He heard the news about Sonny’s best friend. His condolences to Sonny, and to his lovely wife. No doubt she’s just as upset as Sonny. Sonny says, listen you son of a bitch. Either Cyrus hangs up or they get cut off, and Sonny throws the phone.

Tomorrow, Ava and Nikolas arrive for Thanksgiving, Monica is sure Drew is anxious to get back to his old life, Mac wants to question Chase and Brook about Valentin, and Sonny says, if Cyrus wants a war, he’ll give Cyrus a war.    

Vanderpump Rules

Pilates instructor Betsy met with Katie, Scheana, and Lala, while Brock, James and Schwartz played golf. James was on his game, and thought it was because he’d been sober for a while. Sandoval joined them, and in his interview, he said, he hates golf, but loves golf fashion. Pilates looked a lot easier using machines. Although it’s the type of fitness program that seems harmless while you’re doing it, and the next day, you say, what the hell? After the session, Lala said she’d had a good conversation with Brock, then Sandoval ruined the night by bringing up the same old sh*t, which Lala called getting on the hamster wheel. Sure enough, Sandoval whined to the guys about Lala saying he was on a hamster wheel. Katie said Sandoval probably kept notes. He had history too, and should make sure he could pass his own test. In Lala’s interview, she said, Sandoval was so sanctimonious, the name of the bar should be Sanctimonoval. Katie told the girls about the Toms’ partner Greg wanting her to be on board, and Lala said it would eat Sandoval alive. In Scheana’s interview, she said she had her own history with Katie and Lala being mean girls, and we flashed back to that. She wanted to tell them, STFU, but she couldn’t get it out. Schwartz wanted to have a creative session, and James was down for testing mocktails. In Sandoval’s interview, he said he wanted off-the-wall, presentational cocktails. Then spilled the one next to him. At the golf game, they decided to see whose ball could go further, and the winner got to shoot a ball off a tee placed in the loser’s butt crack. I am not making this up. James was the winner, Sandoval the loser (his ball basically just falling off the tee), and Brock filmed on his phone. Good times…

Katie told Schwartz that Greg liked her, and wanted her to be involved with the new bar. She thought it was in everyone’s best interest that she was included as much as possible. In Katie’s interview, she said, Greg liked her ideas, and it not only validated her, but annoyed TF out of Sandoval. It was mocktail tasting night, and Sandoval showed up at Schwartz and Katie’s for the shallow dive. Katie didn’t want to sample cocktails, since she wasn’t feeling well, and in Sandoval’s interview, he said Katie had literally been begging to be a part of the bar. She got a seat at the table, and now didn’t want to play. Schwartz said the goal was interesting flavor combinations. Somehow, the bar name thing came up again, and Katie said she liked the idea of naming it Once Upon a Tom, but Sandoval said everyone liked Schwartz and Sandy’s, ignoring the opinion of pretty much everyone except himself. Katie said Sandoval was the only one who liked it, and Schwartz said he liked it now. Sandoval basically said he was the idea man, and Schwartz couldn’t have even proposed without him. Katie said Sandoval had great ideas, but didn’t take criticism well. Sandoval said she could be on the Schwartz and Sandy’s train or get off. Katie told them, good luck with their bar.

Ariana and Sandoval were having a Mad Max party for Brock’s birthday, but Scheana didn’t understand Mad Max. In Brock’s interview, he explained, if you planned it too well, that wasn’t okay. It was whatever you found on the street. It was difficult to explain. He felt it was a vibe. Scheana said she was over theme parties. Nothing fit, and she wanted to feel like her again. Brock modeled a pair of underwear (budgies) that he had made with her face on them. Seriously, I’m not making this stuff up.

Schwartz told Katie that he didn’t like how things ended, and thought she’d instigated it. He loved that she had his back, but it was all good. She said he didn’t have her back, and in her interview, she said, the whole thing is bullsh*t. Schwartz felt it was counterproductive, and said he knew they’d talked about opening a sandwich shop. He promised they’d do something in the future, but thought it best that Katie and Sandoval didn’t work together. She said it was his loss.

James met with family friend Peter, and in his interview, James said that Peter and his dad were friends back in the day. They laid down tracks together, but also partied, and Peter was 20 years sober. James said, Peter was someone he considered important to his sobriety. He told Peter that he’d been struggling with getting frustrated. He’d lost patience with Raquel when she played a drinking game. Peter said, as addicts, there was never a still moment. When you quit something, it came out in other ways. He’d tried to quit drinking ten times without AA, and relapsed. James said he still smoked weed, and Peter asked if James felt powerless over weed. It muted the scream inside, but didn’t make it go away. He suggested James try a temporary period of full sobriety, and James agreed, but literally cried, saying he’d been smoking as long as he could remember. Peter said, sobriety is the best weed ever, and James said he was glad to be able to see it was possible.

Katie visited Lala, while the Toms set up for the alcohol-included cocktail tasting at Sandoval and Ariana’s. Schwartz said Katie wasn’t coming; she was really upset. Lala told Katie that she went to bat for Schwartz more than he did her. If Randal did that, she’d be having a come to Jesus moment with him. Schwarz said Katie might have resentment because they’d talked about opening a place. In Ariana’s interview, she said, if she was supposed to be doing something with Sandoval, and he decided to do something with Schwartz instead, she’d be pissed too. Katie told Lala that she was done, and didn’t even want to hear about the bar. Scheana, Brock, and Raquel joined the tasting, while James played VR games at home. In his interview, Brock demonstrated drinking beer out of his shoe, and I felt sick. Lala did an imitation of Sandoval, saying, it took six months to create this cocktail. The lavender was imported from Thailand, brown sugar was added, and butter melted in, then it was injected with tequila. It took a long time. Scheana told the tasting group about Katie and Lala trash talking Sandoval after Pilates. Sandoval said it was what they did, and Schwartz said Sandoval was making a sweeping generalization. Sorta, kinda having Katie’s back. In Schwartz’s interview, he wondered why Scheana didn’t speak up in the moment, instead of waiting to tell the rest of them later. It was weak. He knew this because it’s what he did most of the time.

LVP had opened other side of the garden at SUR, creating a vibrant and eclectic atmosphere. She and Ken stopped by, and Charli waited on them. James brought Raquel flowers while she was on her break, then talked to Lisa and Ken. Puffy! James said he was working on not calling the people he loved names anymore, and told them about his visit with Peter. He explained that he still had a heavy weed habit, and started the day with a wake and bake. Lisa said she thought weed was innocuous, but not if you needed to have it. Agreed. James said he was going to do an experiment, and stop using everything, including cigarettes. Lisa said he might have an epiphany.

At the Mad Max party, Brock had budgies made for all the guys, with their SO’s faces on them, like the pair he had with Scheana’s. Someone got a striped one, so I guess he was single. Katie and Lala confronted Scheana about tattling their Pilates conversation to the others. Scheana said Sandoval was one of her closest friends, and Katie told her that she should have said something at the time. In Katie’s interview, she said, she wanted to feel she could trust Scheana, but if Scheana cared about their friendship, she wouldn’t have thrown Katie under the bus. Charli asked one of Brock’s friends his name, which prompted him to get too friendly with her. Charli handled it well, but was doubly pissed off, since Scheana just stood there and laughed. In Charli’s interview, she said, one, who are you? and two, you never grab or get aggressive with a woman like that.

Lala cornered Schwartz, and asked why he wasn’t defending Katie. He asked if it was wrong to be objective with someone you loved, and she said if Randal disagreed, he let her know behind closed doors. Schwartz stutteringly agreed. In Lala’s interview, she said she had been good friends with Katie for a minute now, but that Katie couldn’t be vulnerable with her partner because she felt she had to be in defense mode, was heartbreaking to her. She told Schwartz that she couldn’t hear him with Sandoval’s d*ck in his mouth.

Next time, an ice bucket dip; the girls become obsessed with the foot rating website, and Ariana says, it’s the dumbest most amazing thing they’ve ever done; and Schwartz has to get a tattoo because he lost a bet.

✂️ Cutting Out Early…

Tomorrow will bring soap for sure, but the RHOC begins a new season as well. I’m always iffy about that one, so it will probably be just highlights. Whatever Wives you prefer, even if none at all, stay safe, stay up-to-date on what’s happening, and stay appreciating the family you have, whether it’s the one you were born into, or the one you’ve chosen.