What I Watched Today
(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)
đ If You Missed ItâŠ
I posted the latest General Hospital episode, supposedly to be shown tomorrow on ABC, but weâll see. You can find it here:
Below Deck
When we last left, Captain Lee told the crew he didnât want to hear loud voices and slamming doors, and to get to bed, emphasizing his point by slamming the door. In his interview, he said they were acting like a-holes, and there was going to be hell to pay in the morning.
Kate cries, and Tanner gives Ashton a goodnight kiss. Kate tells Rhylee, theyâre all so awful, and Rhylee says, everyone has a breaking point. In Rhyleeâs interview, she says Kate has a hard exterior, but sheâs still vulnerable. She knows how Kate feels. Sheâd rather have explosive diarrhea than work with these guys. Kate says, everybody hates everybody. In Kateâs interview, she says if this kind of behavior had been allowed when she started in yachting, she wouldnât still be there. Sheâs over these misogynist a-holes. If they want to make her the bad guy, she can play that game.
Ashton says, there was drama last night. In his interview, Captain Lee says, itâs been an extremely tough season. Theyâve had injuries, people quitting, and personality issues. The crew are acting like children. Heâs pissed, and heâs not putting up with it. He calls everyone to the main salon. Kate tells Courtney that it was a nightmare hearing four males saying her name and laughing. She asked what they were talking about, and it was a delightful conversation.
The captain tells the crew, what happened last night is past. He doesnât give a flying about that. All he cares about going forward, is the next charter. If anyone feels they canât get along, they can pack their effing bags and leave. If anyone thinks theyâre safe because itâs charter nine, and he wonât fire someone mid-charter, they donât know him. Even the crickets are quiet. He tells them, that being said, he doesnât see anyone getting up to leave, so go to work. He says, itâs only two and a half days. He can eat a sh*t sandwich every second for two and a half days. And if he can do it, they can.
Ashton has meeting with Tanner and Brian, not waiting for Rhylee. In Ashtonâs interview, he says his first season as bosun wasnât easy. He got dumped with Rhyleeâs sh*t, and wants to stay as far away as possible. Kate calls to schedule massage therapists for the guests. Provisions arrive, including flower crowns. Jemele Hill is the primary, and the stews discuss her working for ESPN. Kate thinks itâs going to be fun; the best charter ever. Kate sits on the dock having a smoke, and messing with her phone. Tanner asks if she wants to make a sex tape, and she tells him to let it happen organically. In her interview, she tells us, he said it, so it canât happen today.
Rhylee tells Brian that sheâs happy to see that he and Courtney are good, but he says theyâre not good again. In her interview, Courtney says Brian isnât ready emotionally. He looks at everything like sheâs being disloyal. Sheâs more than willing to have a constructive conversation, but calling her out on everything she doesnât agree with him on isnât acceptable. Kevin asks Kate if she remembers when he wasnât allowed in the pantry, and she says he is now. In his interview, he says, one more charter. He can do this. Just hold it together.
Courtney asks Brian if heâd like a chat, since he was mad at her again. He says she was sticking up for Kate, and stormed off, affecting everything. Both Courtney and I are wondering if heâs on the same boat. She says that didnât happen. She was crying, and he walked past her to the van. He says itâs his fault again. In his interview, he says, loyalty is a big thing in his life. He and his friends all came from broken homes, and all they had was friendship. Itâs disappointing that Courtney doesnât have his back. He tells her, itâs the last charter, and heâs effing done. He canât be a nice guy all the time. He calls her bru, and I want to smack him. She starts crying in the galley, and Kevin hugs her. Brian tells Tanner, he hates this boat. Courtney was upset and crying last night. Now sheâs crying again, and he feels like an idiot. Kate hugs Courtney as she cries some more.
Brian complains to Tanner and Ashton about Courtney pointing her finger at him all the time. Itâs always about what he did, and never anything she did. In Courtneyâs interview, she says she doesnât want to be in a relationship where she has to walk on eggshells to accommodate the other person. She doesnât want to waste time on people who arenât worthy. The captain says the guests are arriving in five minutes. Kate says, everyone in the crew is cracking. She asks Captain Lee if he ever wants to throw up and smile at the same time. The guests arrive, Kate distributes the flower crowns, and Simone passes out champagne. The captain welcomes everyone, Kate gives the tour, and the luggage is brought on board. The Valor heads out for the last time.
One of Jemeleâs friends tells Kate that Jemele just got engaged, and gives her a big sign and balloons to hang. In Kateâs interview, she says the guests requested a 90s bachelorette party, and she loves the 90s. She went to a lot of ska shows and smoked a lot of pot. She loves these guests so much. In Kevinâs interview, he says, itâs the last charter, and heâs super excited. He wants to give the guests top level service, and knock their socks off with something special. While Brian and Ashton eat in the galley, Rhylee takes her food to her cabin. Brian says, itâs a shame, Ashton smiles, and I want to smack them both. In Simoneâs interview, she says Jemele is an inspiration, and the guests are kick ass. Thank you, charter gods. Kevin sings, and Courtney opens more champagne. Jemele tells Simone to blink twice if the chefâs not that good. The guests make a toast, and lunch is served. Jemele wants to feel the love in the food when she tastes it. The guests agree the lunch is everything.
Kate tells Kevin that regardless of whether sheâs on service, she still wants to know all the elements of the meal. Kevin says sheâs never around, and calls her an effing weirdo. The boat coasts into Koh Nok, and Jemele says lunch was perfect, and theyâd like dinner at 9. The jet skis are put out, and Tanner and Ashton help take the guests out. Jemele tells her friends that she has a stern observation about Kateâs coolness. She thinks theyâre getting on Kateâs nerves. Another guest says Kate is just doing her job. When Kate asks if they need anything, Jemele tells Kate to promise not to cuss her out, and asks if they annoyed her. It seems like theyâre getting on her nerves. Kate says sheâs sorry they feel that way. In Kateâs interview, she says she feels like sheâs in the Twilight Zone. Jemele is acting like Dean. We flash back to primary Dean basically calling Kate a bitch a million seasons ago. She says theyâre in Thailand on a yacht. Look elsewhere for satisfaction besides her face. Kate insists they didnât get on her nerves, and Jemele says they will. Kate says, challenge accepted.
Jemele says sheâs never had a dude buy hair for her, and another guest says, just ask for the money, and wherever it lands, it lands. Kate tells Rhylee what Jemele said to her, and Rhylee asks if sheâs sure Jemele just didnât wonder if theyâre being too demanding. Kate says, there hasnât been enough interaction for them to make a judgement. Jemele tells Simone that sheâs the first girl of color theyâve seen in a yacht crew, and says some encouraging words. Simone tells Kevin, the guests are amazing. Kate tells Rhylee, the guests are a-holes. As he cooks, Kevin sings, it smells like heaven, or should I say Kevin? In his interview, Kevin says heâs wrapping snapper in banana leaves with some local mango for the finale, and making a banging chocolate/peanut butter tart. Kate tells Courtney that the guests werenât getting on her nerves, but they are now. In Simoneâs interview, she says now that Jemele is putting Kate on the spot, she loves her. The guests play Never Have I Ever, which I think is the Dumbest Game Ever.
Kate calls the deckhands to help set up the bachelorette party. In Kateâs interview, she says sheâs normally not super enthusiastic to throw a party for guests who are annoying, but since theyâll be getting d*cks shoved in their faces, she is. She is that cocky. (BA-DUM-CHH!) Rhylee blows up balloons, and one blows back at her. The guests get ready for the party. In Courtneyâs interview, she says she loves the 90s; The Spice Girls, Tamagotchi. She was five, but she loved it.
The guests dance and drink. Jemele says sheâs going through an awkward transition, and calls Kate over. In Kateâs interview, she says Jemele is looking for reasons to get mad at her, but surprise! Jemele apologizes, saying, early on, she got the wrong impression, and judged Kate prematurely. Kate asks if sheâs having a great time. Jemele says she is, and Kate says thatâs all she wants to know. In her interview, Kate says she loves an apology. Sheâs been called bitch this season more times than sheâs been called Kate, but a bitch recognizes another bitch, and she thinks respect is happening. The guests go to bed, and Courtney cleans up the decorations.
I hate the dudesâ alarm clock because it sounds exactly like mine, and always startles me. The boat moves on, and hungover guests toddle out the next morning. One of Jemeleâs friends says when Jemele is drunk, she gets turnt up. Tanner tells Brian, it feels like the last day of school, senior year. Heâs still hopeful about Kate, and wants to see if she comes to him. Ashton tells Rhylee to drop the hook, and ready the anchor. Jemele tells the others that she woke up naked, but alone. They agree it was a great night, and Jemele asks for a shot of bourbon for breakfast. Kevin says heâs nervous about the d*ck tonight. The guests requested an erotic cake, and heâs never made a freestanding c*ck.
Kate tells the guests that theyâll be getting massages on the beach, and lunch at 12:30. Kevin wants the food served in Pyrex dishes, and Kate tries to explain they have a lot of sh*t to carry, and she has to lift and serve it. He calls her a d*ck, and in her interview, she says sheâs sick and tired of every word out of his mouth. We flash back to some of the many times Kevin was an a-hole throughout the season. She says sheâs being called a d*ck over casserole dishes. She has a gift for creative revenge that she only uses when sheâs really angry. Congratulations. Heâs made her really angry.
Rhylee feels like sheâs being paid to take a break all season. In his interview, Ashton says heâs been doing things on Rhyleeâs terms. Up to this point, heâs made an effort to do things differently to suit her, but he feels defeated. He wonders what he has to do to satisfy her. Sheâs a junior deckhand with so much to say. Kevin tells Simone thereâs a lot of drama with the crew, so heâs happy the guests arenât a-holes. Simone says Kate is the worst human sheâs had to work with. Kevin likes how Simone stays out of it, and Simone says, it pisses Kate off when she doesnât react, so thatâs why she doesnât. In Kevinâs interview, he says on the other boats heâs worked, the chef and chief stew try to get along, making an effort for both of them to shine, but thereâs no trust between him and Kate. She doesnât have his back, and itâs sad.
Tanner and Ashton set up the canopies on the beach, while Kate decorates. Simone and Brian bring the guests over. In Ashtonâs interview, he says beach picnics are normally a pita, but they found an incredible gem of a beach. He canât think of a better way to finish the season. It is really beautiful; a little cove shaded by trees. Kate greets the guests with welcome shots. The masseuses are there, and the guests take turns getting massages. Lunch is served, and one of them says itâs their favorite meal so far. In the galley, Tanner tells Kevin, eggs are gross. Kevin says, they are, but theyâre cool. Huh? Kevin designs his cake, and Tanner suggests putting Betty Cocker on it. Ha-ha-ha! In Kevinâs interview, he says, this is harder than he expected, and we both laugh at his pun. On the beach, the guests are finishing with lunch. A lantern blows away, and Simone chases it.
The guests go back to the boat, and the beach stuff is taken back down. Rhylee meets the guests with towels, while Courtney has popsicles. Simone tells Kevin that the food was great. Kevin ices his cake, and Kate says his d*ck cake is amazing. She wonders if it takes one to make one. Brian and Courtney eat lunch in silence. In his interview, Brian wishes things were back to normal with Courtney. He hates drama and awkwardness, and wants to sort it out.
Kate tells the captain that itâs windy, and asks if thereâs any chance of it dying down, but he says, it doesnât appear so. In Kevinâs interview, he says the guests are lovely people, and he wants to go the extra mile for them. Captain Lee joins the guests for dinner. In Kateâs interview, she says, primaries who have a shot of whiskey for breakfast usually donât make it to dinner and dessert. Kevin makes balls, and says heâs getting more and more into it. Heâs going to make the best goddam c*ck cake he can. He wants to finish on a high note. The stews take pictures of the cake. Jemele says she needs a nap. In Kateâs interview, she says, itâs perfect. Kevin put a lot of effort into the cake, and Jemele went to bed. Heâs been a d*ck this whole season. Sheâs acted like a bitch, but she is a bitch. Sheâs been hiding it, but now the bitch is woke, and thereâs no going back. The captain says heâs never going to retire. If he does, he might as well lay down and have someone shovel dirt on him. He wants to do something for kids who need it, and heâs been doing a lot of charity work.
Kate puts a sparkler on top of the cake. Kevin is excited to show the cake to Jemele, and wants the guests to be super happy. He put in a lot of love into it. Captain Lee says, doing something useful with your life keeps you alive a lot longer. Kevin comes in with the cake, and one of the guests says, here they were having such a grown-up conversation, and then a penis came into the room. In Kateâs interview, she says her spirit animal is karma, and sheâs a bitch. She always comes to people who deserve it. Whoâs the d*ck now? Kevin asks where Jemele is, and heâs told she went to bed. The captain says heâs not taking a bite of that.
Next time â the season finale â Kevin says Kate made an evil bitch move, Ashton tells Rhylee theyâre different people and thatâs okay (gag), the odds look like theyâre in Tannerâs favor, Brian doesnât want to end on a bad note with Courtney, and Captain Lee says, no sailor ever learned anything in calm seas.
đđ»Â Soap Balls In the AirâŠ
I donât think even they know whatâs going on.
đ I Knew ItâŠ
I knew Roger Howarth and Kin Shriner must be big adlibbers.
đș AMCâs The Walking Dead will return on February 23rd, along with 90 Day FiancĂ©: Before the 90 Days on TLC.
đ Well, roll me up and call me curly. Iâd thought the relationship between Anna and Mursel was over on 90 Day FiancĂ© (TO), which I wrote about on Friday. To my surprise, on Sundayâs episode, he owned up to lying to his parents, and they relented, saying he could marry Anna. To top it off, the government allowed him to return to the US again on the same visa. The wrench in the works is, heâll only have six hours left on the visa by the time he gets to the US, and they have to get married in that time. Good luck with that.
đ Because Iâd Be Remiss…
Shocking and sad news.
đ§Â No Better Time…
And no better combination than simplicity and sincerity.
You will never believe what happened here. The screen froze, and then it said I wasnât authorized to view the channel. WTF, ABC? A new message appeared which led me to believe somehow Verizon had mixed up ABC with a sports channel, and a sports package is about the only thing I donât subscribe to. After juggling remotes and rebooting, it came back. Iâm in desperate need of sleep, and itâs not On Demand until the wee hours, but I only lost about five minutes. Youâll figure it out, as I did.





