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September 2, 2021 – Obrecht Gets a Big Surprise, Villainous Comeback, Don’t Bother, New Normal in L.A. & Wake Me

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Ava comes into the hospital and asks if Epiphany can give her some information on a patient that was brought in last night, a certain attorney. Epiphany says she’s not Scotty’s family, but Ava says she is a very important client. Epiphany says she can only give the information to his family, and Ava stomps of. PC Pioneer Wyatt approaches the desk, and Epiphany asks if she can help him, but he says he thinks he can be of help to one of their patients.

Ava hears Anna talking to Britt about Scotty’s condition. Britt says, he’s still disoriented, but despite parachuting out of a plane unconscious, he has no broken bones or serious injuries. Jordan asks if she can see him, and Anna says, the sooner they talk to him, the sooner they can unravel this story about him literally crashing into Finn’s campsite. Britt says, at least he’s safe and sound, which is more than she can say about her mother.

Obrecht wakes up wearing silk pajamas in a beautiful bed. She says, where am I? and calls for Scotty.

Ava sneaks into Scotty’s room, and he wakes up saying, my schnitzel, my Liesl. Ava asks if it’s really true he dropped from the sky, but he says he doesn’t know. He’s in a hospital bed, isn’t he? He looks around and says he guesses so. She says she’s so glad he’s okay. She hopes he knows that. He takes her hand, and says he didn’t know she still cared about him. She says of course (🍷) she does; of course (🍷) she cares. It’s been six weeks since he filed for her divorce. She needs to know if it’s gone through.

A waitress brings a check to Spencer at the MetroCourt, and he tells her to put it on his account. She says her manager said he’s no longer on the account. He says, thanks, dad, and Esme says lunch is on her. He says he guesses it’s true what his grandmother said. His independence is dependent on his father’s money. Esme thinks it’s high time he and his dad got past their differences, but he says, not when his dad accused him of being Ava’s stalker. She wonders where he’d get such an outrageous idea, and Spencer says Nikolas stabbed him. She says, with a fake knife. He says he didn’t know it was fake when he saw it. How can he ever forgive Nikolas? She says she doesn’t know. Ask his dad. He turns around to see Nikolas behind him.

Trina walks into the gallery, answering her phone. It’s Jax, calling from the Spring Ridge visiting area. He says, it’s Josslyn’s dad. Does she have a minute? She asks if Josslyn is okay, and Jax says she’s fine. In fact, she cooked him a lovely dinner last night. She says she knows, she helped Josslyn get ready. He says the marinara sauce was the highlight, and she says, didn’t he love it? She told Josslyn it would be epic. He says he thought for sure Josslyn picked it up from a specialty gourmet store, but then she told him that Trina was given the jar when they came to Nixon Falls to pick him up. She says, pretty spectacular, right? He says, it was pretty memorable. In fact, he’s dying to meet the person who made it.

Epiphany is on the beginning credits! I don’t always see them, so she might have been there before, but I’m excited.

Trina says she never met the person who made the sauce. All she knows is, the lady who runs the roadhouse in Nixon Falls… She forgot the name. He says, the Tan-O? and she says, that’s it. She said the bartender made it. He says, she didn’t happen to mention his name, did she? She says, no, why? and he says he guesses Josslyn’s never told her about his work. He’s a venture capitalist, and he’s always looking for new investments. This sauce was so good, he’s thinking of pursuing it. She says, Nina Reeves is friends with the nice lady who owned the bar. She’s sure Nina will know the name of the bartender. He says she’s right. If anyone knows, it’s Nina. He flashes back to thinking he saw Sonny in a cowboy hat when he was on the stretcher, and thanks Trina, saying, she’s been a great help. Alexis comes out and says, clearly Jax didn’t come to cheer her up. What’s wrong?

Spencer asks if this was Esme’s idea, and Nikolas says, don’t blame Esme. He appreciates her reaching out and asking him to join them. She says she always thought Spencer didn’t want anything to do with him, but now that she’s seen the two of them together in person, she can see they care about each other. Spencer says, some people just have a funny way of showing it. You know, with fake knives. Esme says, come on. She knows him, and he gives as good as he gets. Nikolas sits down, and says he doesn’t blame Spencer for wanting nothing to do with him, but he needs to hear this. Everything he’s done, even staying away all those years… Spencer says, Nikolas means letting him think he died, and Nikolas says, everything he’s done, he’s done out of love.

Jordan tells Britt, local law enforcement did a thorough search of the camp area where Scotty parachuted down. There’s no indication that her mom, or anyone else, parachuted with him. Britt asks why Anna is so interested in her mother’s whereabouts. She thought they hated each other. Anna says, they’ve come to a bit of a truce, but Obrecht being missing makes her think somebody else is involved… like Peter maybe. Britt says, then where is she? Where’s the plane? God knows, her mother is resourceful, but she’s not Houdini. She can’t just vanish into thin air.

Obrecht turns on the lamp, and gets out of bed. She says, what is this place? She looks around a gorgeous room, filled with antiques, and asks what she’s doing there. She remembers being on the plane with Scotty, and putting on the oxygen mask, and says, my God. She has to find Scotty. She runs to the door, but it’s locked. She yells, open this door! They can’t do this to her. She’s Liesl Obrecht, dammit! She pounds on the door, and yells for someone to open it.

Ava tells Scotty, she’s not trying to be insensitive; she knows he’s having a stressful time of it. But from what she hears, skydiving can be very exhilarating. He says, the bum’s rush out the door? He doesn’t think so. She says, the point is, he survived. Her stalker is still out there, waiting to strike at her or her loved ones. He told her that her divorce would take six weeks to go through. Isn’t there anybody he could call to nudge it along? Jordan and Anna walk in, and Jordan asks what Ava is doing there. Ava says she’s visiting her very good friend, and her attorney; their lives may depend on it. Anna says she’s not sure badgering Scotty is going to be conducive to his recovery, and Jordan steers Ava out. Ava says she’s counting on him; don’t let her down. He gives her a thumbs up, and Anna tells him, just relax.

Epiphany tells Britt there’s someone else asking about Scotty. This is Wyatt Hoover. Wyatt says, PC Pioneer, second class. He’s a volunteer ranger and was on duty last night when Scotty landed in the campground. He guesses he could say Scotty crashed. Britt says, crashed would be more accurate. What can she do for him? He says he was cleaning up the debris from the fall, and found this. He shows her the locket, and says he thought it might belong to Mr. Baldwin. She asks to look at it, and opens it, seeing the pictures of her and Nathan. Wyatt says, it’s her, and she says, the locket belongs to my mother.

Alexis asks Jax, what’s going on? and he says he made two pretty big decisions this year, and thought he was 100% correct, but they both kind of blew up in his face. She says, but that’s old news. It’s not like him to rehash the past. He says, it’s not about the past. He has another big decision to make, and he’s on the brink of doing something he thinks is right, but what if he’s wrong again?

Ava walks into the gallery and sees Trina working. She says, it never gets old, and Trina says, what never gets old? Ava says, the love of art, and Trina says she hopes not, considering she wants a career in it. Ava says she was just thinking about the young high school kid who showed up there, wanting to be an intern. She arrived with such a natural love of art, and the desire to learn all she could. Trina says she still can’t believe her internship turned into a job. Ava’s been such a mentor to her. Wait. That doesn’t even sound right. She hopes Ava knows that when Trina thinks about her, yes, she’s a boss and mentor, but she also considers Ava a friend. Ava says, oh, Trina, her eyes tearing up, and Trina asks if she said something wrong. Ava says she’s so honored to be Trina’s friend. Trina’s been more than that to her. She’s been another daughter to her. Not that she wants to step on Trina’s mother’s toes or would want Trina to take Kiki’s place. She doesn’t use the word often or lightly, but she cherishes Trina. That’s why she knows it’s going to be so difficult to say goodbye.  

Spencer says, Nikolas loved him so much, he wanted Spencer to believe he was dead, even though he was the only parent Spencer had, since his mom passed away before he even knew her. Is that the kind of self-serving garbage Nikolas expects him to believe? Esme says his dad’s there; let him explain his point-of-view. Nikolas says, he knows sometimes his methods are wrong… okay, they’re often wrong, but Spencer has to remember, Valentin shot Nikolas with every intention of killing him. Knowing how the Cassadine family operates, he couldn’t take that chance of Spencer being targeted next. So he laid low while he planned his return and his revenge. Esme wonders why Spencer left out so many details. She finds this fascinating stuff. Spencer says, because Valentin hasn’t been a threat for years, and quite frankly, he’s not even a Cassadine. Or is Nikolas insinuating Ava’s stalker isn’t the only threat out there?

Obrecht digs through drawers, and says, there has to be a knife. Or a bobby pin. Anything to pick that lock. A man dressed like a butler, complete with white gloves, comes in with a cart carrying a meal service. She says, it’s about time. She demands to know what is going on. He says, good evening, fraulein doctor, and she asks, what’s this? He says, dinner, lifting the food cover. Compliments of her host. She says, how kind, and grabs the knife. She tells hm, open that door, or she’ll cut him like a mackerel. A man comes in behind her, and wrests the knife out of her hand. The butler says, that’s a very fine glass of wine. Her host has thought of everything.    

Britt brings Wyatt to Scotty’s room, and says he has a visitor. Scotty says, a PC Pioneer. He used to be one himself, and still buys Christmas trees from them. Wyatt thanks Scotty on behalf of the PC Pioneers. They’re grateful for his support. He says he understands from Finn, Wyatt was there and helped out when he hit the ground. Wyatt says he was able to help get Scotty out of the parachute; he has his honor badge in knots. Scotty thanks him for coming and checking on him, and Wyatt says he did want to check on Scotty, but also return something he found when he was cleaning the crash site. Britt shows him the locket, and says, it belonged to her mother. Does he recognize it? He says, when everything went haywire on the plane, Obrecht gave it to him, and he stuck it in his pocket. Britt says she was hoping her mother made it out after all, and dropped it during her own parachute jump. Wyatt says if he’d observed any other parachutes, he’d have notified the authorities, but it was only Mr. Baldwin. Britt thanks him, and says she’s sure her mother will be grateful to have it back.

Jordan tells Anna that she confirmed a plane left Port Charles yesterday. A charter carrying Obrecht and Scotty; the destination St. Lucia in the Caribbean. Anna says she knew Obrecht was going to a medical conference there, but a private plane and Scotty? She understands taking advantage of the off-season low rates, but why not fly commercial? Jordan says, another question that needs answering, although Britt touched on the biggest mystery; what happened to the plane? Anna asks what the FAA said, and Jordan says, only that the plane feel off the radar shortly after take-off. There’s no May Day call, no report of a transponder signal, no evidence of a crash. The plane could be anywhere between there and St. Lucia. Anna says, or it could mean something else altogether.

Jax tells Alexis, his first mistake was helping Nina get visitation to Wiley. He says this like Nina asked him to do it. Alexis asks what he did, and he says he was on his way to the Quartermaine gatehouse to talk to Michael. Michael is his stepson, and they have a pretty good relationship – they had a pretty good relationship. He accidentally saw Michael and Willow together. She says, together together, and he says, yes. She says, isn’t Willow married to Chase? and he says, it’s a moot point anyway, since she’s annulling the marriage, but at the time, he used it as leverage to secure Nina’s visitation to Wiley. She says, he blackmailed Michael? and he says he didn’t see it that way. He used it as leverage, and doesn’t know whether they can get their friendship back. She asks what his other mistake was, and he says, when he found out Carly was taking over Sonny’s family business, of course (🍷) Josslyn was his first priority for safety. She says, an understandable goal. What did he do? He says he secretly recorded Carly in a conversation, and tried to get her to incriminate herself. She laughs, and he says, go ahead, please; let him have it. She says she’s in no position to judge. So he told her about how his first and second mistakes blew up in his face, and now he’s going to make another move that’s going to blow up in his face. What’s going on? He says he doesn’t have any details yet, and he’s still trying to connect the dots, but a friend he cares deeply about is making a huge mistake that could affect many other lives.

Trina says, Ava is leaving Port Charles? and Ava says, it breaks her heart, but she has no other choice. Trina says, her mother taught her there are always more than one choice, but Ava says, it’s the only good choice. Keeping Avery safe is her number one priority. Trina says she understands that, but didn’t she get a divorce? Isn’t that enough to satisfy whoever’s been stalking her? Ava says, no, it doesn’t seem to be. The only way to keep Avery safe is to stay away from Nikolas, and the only way is to leave Port Charles, which means she has to sell Charlie’s and give up everything that ties her here. Except the gallery. She’s not selling the gallery. She’s hired a manger, and made it clear that Trina has a job there for as long as she wants one. Trina says, she doesn’t think Ava is listening. It’s not about the job; it’s about their friendship. She starts to cry, and says she needs Ava. Ava hugs her.

Nikolas tells Spencer, he has no reason to believe another Cassadine is plotting something, but given their family’s history, it’s always wise to look both ways before crossing the street. Esme tells Spencer, he’s trying. Can’t Spencer give him that? Spencer says, what he sees is someone who wants it both ways. The freedom to do what he wants, and the ability to justify it afterwards. Nikolas asks if he’s the only one. Be honest. Hasn’t Spencer ever done the same thing; believed the ends justified the means? Spencer says he thought they were talking about Nikolas and his mistakes. Nikolas says they are. He’s not going to lose his son. He’s already lost Ava. Spencer says, there it is. See how it always comes back to Ava? Nikolas wants her so bad, he can have her. He just won’t have Spencer. Spencer gets up, and says he got along without Nikolas for years; he’ll do it again. He walks away, and Nikolas starts to get up, but Esme says, let her. She tells Spencer, wait, and Spencer says, don’t defend him. She says she doesn’t have to. He’s making Nikolas’s case for him.

Scotty tells Britt, nothing will make him feel better except seeing her mother, and Britt says he really cares about her; it’s not just a random hook-up. He says, not at all. When they were together, grieving over Franco, things changed. When they were up in the jet, and there was all this turbulence, they thought it was curtains. But they were together, and ready for the worst if it happened. She says, but it didn’t. Somehow, he survived, and they have to believe her mother did too. He says, he really needs Obrecht, and Britt takes his hand, saying, Obrecht needs him too. Even more incredible, Britt realizes she needs her mother too. 

Anna and Jordan come back, and Anna asks if Scotty thinks he can tell them the truth about what really happened on the plane. Britt asks why they’re assuming Scotty’s keeping something from them, and Jordan says, certain things aren’t adding up. Scotty says, don’t blame him. The last thing he remembers is putting the oxygen mask on, and when he came to, he’d dropped into Finn and Elizabeth’s campsite. Literally. Anna asks, why spend all that money on a private plane? and he says he was targeted by one of those low-budget jet companies. He thinks he was scammed. Anna says, too good to be true, and he nods. She asks why he was headed to St. Lucia, and he says, that’s where Obrecht’s medical conference was.

As the butler leaves, Obrecht says, do they think she doesn’t know who’s behind this? She looks forward to giving him the justice he deserves. She tries to get out the door, but the other guy blocks her, and slides out himself, slamming it shut. She says, Peter August. She’s not swallowing his food, which has obviously been poisoned. If he’s going to kill her, he’s going to have to find the courage to do it with his own two hands. She turns around, and sees a man there. She says, it can’t be… Victor Cassadine (see below). He says, hello Liesl. As Mark Twain once said, the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Alexis asks Jax what he’s going to do, and who is he going to do it to? He tells her again, he doesn’t have all the details yet, and he’s not willing to name names. She says, not to worry. She already knows why he came there to talk to her. He says, really? Because he doesn’t even know yet. He gets up, and she follows him. She says, he’s gun-shy. In the past year, he’s followed his gut two times, and it’s blown up in his face. He just wants to hear his theory out loud. He wants to voice the question, should he cross the line again? He says, if his gut feeling is right, someone else has crossed the line, and he’d be pulling them back. But if he takes that step, he’ll set things in motion, and they might not stop until… She says, someone gets hurt? Are they talking physically or emotionally? He tells her, considering who the people who are involved, he’d say both. She says, he came to her for advice. Let her think for a second… No. Walk away. That’s it. He says, and leave the person he cares about all alone? She says, how does he know they’re all alone? Maybe they’ve put their trust somebody else. He says, that is a distinct possibility, and she says, let someone else do the heavy lifting. From one fixer to another, butt out. You don’t have to save everybody. From the looks of things, if he tries, he’s going to get really burned.

Ava asks Trina, this is about Spencer, isn’t it? What’s going on? She thought the two of them were clicking. Trina says she thought so too. Until the night of the party, when Esme showed up. Ava says, who’s Esme? and Trina says, Spencer’s girlfriend from boarding school. Ava says, she’s so sorry, and Trina says, they’re a lot alike; worldly and sophisticated. Ava says, so is Trina. She works at an art gallery. Trina says, it doesn’t matter. Spencer was a wreck the night of his party, then Esme shows up, and he pulls it together. Or maybe he was covering. What his dad did was so messed up. Ava says, she tried to warn Nikolas. She hopes they can mend fences when she’s gone. Trina says, what about Avery? and Ava says, she’s doing this for Avery. She can’t let anything happen to Avery, and she’s frightened, especially now that the stalker threw Kiki in her face. Don’t give up on Spencer. Trina says she thought he liked her, and Ava says she’s sure he does. How could he not? Yeah, it was poor form to flirt with her, and not tell her that he had a girlfriend. Trina asks how he could do this to her, and Ava says, he’s a teenage boy. Teenage boys are not known for their maturity or discretion. Ava thanks Spencer needs a friend like Trina. She thinks he needs Trina more than he knows.

Esme says Spencer is guilty of the same double standard he accuses his father of. He’s declaring his freedom, but still expecting him to pay for everything. He says, the  price of being Nikolas Cassadine’s son is too high, and she says she wasn’t aware he was fielding other offers. Ava’s out of the house, and maybe out of his father’s life for good. Wasn’t that the goal? Her advice? Figure it out with his dad, or get used to the guest room at his grandmother’s, knowing Doc will be keeping his expert eyes on him. He asks if those are really his only options, and she says, go get a job and rent a room somewhere, and where does she fit in? Their original plan had her living in an estate on a private island. Not that she doesn’t care about him regardless, but be honest. They’re both high maintenance, and Windymere is their best option.  

Obrecht tells Victor, this makes no sense. He’s supposed to be dead. He burned to a crisp in the fire at Creighton-Clark. He says, not to mention, she shot him. She says she was thinking about her son. He says he still can’t believe she thought killing him, and letting Faison live was the lesser of the two evils. She says, it was at the time, and he asks how that worked out for her. He’s truly sorry for her loss. The good, like Nathan, always die young, while the rest of them survive, whatever it takes. She says she doesn’t care how he escaped. She cares that Scotty is still breathing. What has Victor done with him? Victor says, Scotty took a leap of faith, so to speak, and she says, he didn’t. He tells her, don’t worry. Yes, he was thrown from the plane, but also yes, he was wearing a parachute. Does she really think he’d be so cruel to someone she cares about? She says, in a heartbeat. That’s if he actually had a heart. He says he has a pulse, and pulls her to him. It’s beating for her. Can’t she hear it? I love this already.

Scotty says Obrecht was going to a conference on Huntington’s and other inherited diseases. He was just tagging along; a little scuba diving, some island time. Anna asks, who else was on the plane? and he says, there were two pilots and a flight attendant. Jordan says, and shortly after takeoff they hit some turbulence? He says, Obrecht thought there was something wrong with the pilot, so she headed for the cockpit, but he said, no. He lead her back to her seat, and buckled her up. The oxygen masks dropped down, and they started gulping up oxygen. The next thing he remembers, he was on the ground. They were about 3000 miles away from the Devil’s Triangle. Britt asks Anna if she thinks the plane could have been hijacked, and Anna says, it’s possible, but by whom? Scotty flashes back to Obrecht saying she has to survive this. She has to help Nina. Anna says, what is it? Does he know who could have done this? Epiphany brings in Scotty’s blood test results, and Britt looks at them, frowning. Jordan says, what is it?

Alexis asks what Jax thinks, and he says he thinks his last two interventions were a complete disaster. So third time’s the charm? She says, she woudn’t be incarcerated if she didn’t try to take the law into her own hands, and I laugh. But she was drunk, so she can blame it on the booze. If Jax does something, and it blows up in his face, he’ll have no one to blame but himself. He’ll never be able to live with himself. He says, if he does nothing, will he be able to live with himself? In either scenario, a lot of people are going to be affected. A guard walks over, and Alexis tells Jax, visiting time is over. He thanks her for listening, and her advice. He’ll see her later. He starts to leave, and she says she thinks he made his decision before he came there. Good luck. He says, thanks.

Trina tells Ava, thanks for the talk, but she’s got to get back to work. Ava says, no. She wants Trina to take the rest of the day off. Find Spencer. Stake your claim. Trina says, he’s not her property, and Ava says, he’s not what’s-her-name’s either. She may have a history with Spencer, but so does Trina. Trina flashes back to telling Spencer that she doesn’t know what to believe, and him saying he’s sorry. If she tells Ava, Cam, and Joss that he pretended to be Victor, he’ll understand. She says, but he doesn’t want her to. Ava asks, what’s wrong? and Trina says, nothing. Just promise she won’t leave before saying goodbye. Ava says, she won’t. Now go find Spencer.

Spencer comes back to the table with Esme, and tells Nikolas, it pains him to say it, but Nikolas is right. He’s the last person who should throw stones. Esme says, in case Nikolas is rusty at Spencerspeak, that’s his way of saying he wants to put things back together. Spencer says, not how it was though. Better. Nikolas says, he wants that too. He’s grateful Esme was able to bring them back together, and Esme says, if Spencer is happy, she’s happy. Nikolas says, he hopes this marks a new day in Cassadine history, where all of the family ghosts are left where they belong – in the past.

Obrecht asks what Victor wants of her, and he says, the same thing he’s always wanted; her companionship. She says, he always had an agenda within another agenda, and he says, isn’t it enough that he saw her getting close to another man? She says, he had her under surveillance? and he says, she rises from the ashes, again and again, but when she turned to Mr. Baldwin, that attachment seemed distressingly real. She says, it is real. If he hurts one hair…  He says, let him go. He managed to heal himself from the physical wounds she inflicted, but he doesn’t think he could bear the emotional scars of losing her to another man. She says, deal with it, and he says, never. As soon as she accepts that, the better off she’ll be.

Scotty asks what his bloodwork says, and Britt says, there are indications of trace amounts of trichloromethane in his bloodstream. He asks if she can say that in English, and she says, chloroform. Jordan says, he told them the last thing he remembers is putting the oxygen mask on, and Anna says, what if he wasn’t breathing oxygen? What if he was being drugged to pass out, so they could strap a parachute on him without him knowing who was responsible? Britt says, who’s they and what do they want? and Scotty asks, why they would want Obrecht? Britt says she knows her mom has no shortage of enemies, but why go to all that trouble? Anna’s phone dings, and she says, it’s a message from the WSB. Scotty asks if they found Obrecht; is she okay? Anna says, they seem to be dealing with a master magician. Not only as an airplane and a person disappeared by sleight of hand, there’s something else. Britt asks, who else is missing? and Anna says, not who. It’s what. She asks Scotty what the name of the convention was that Obrecht was attending, and he says, some convention for inherited diseases. Jordan names the hotel, and asks if that’s correct, and Scotty asks, what’s the point of this? How is it helping them find Obrecht? Anna says, the convention never happened, and Jordan says, and the organization hosting it, doesn’t exist

Victor tells Obrecht, try to enjoy her accommodations, and she tries to watch what code he puts into the keypad to unlock the door. He says he thinks she’ll find he’s anticipated her every need, and leaves. She yells, a gilded cage is still a cage! She’ll find a way to escape to be with Scotty.  

Trina comes out of the elevator, and sees Spencer, Esme, and Nikolas. She says she was not expecting to see this, and Nikolas says, it seems Esme has a future in negotiating treaties. Thanks to her, he and Spencer have taken the first steps toward reconciliation. He goes over to the hostess, and puts Spencer back on his account. He waves goodbye, and Trina sits down. Spencer says she looks upset, and she says she just left the gallery. Ava said the stalker won. She’s leaving town. Esme says, that is sad, but it’s understandable she’s doing it to protect her daughter. She doesn’t want to see the same thing happen to Avery that happened to Loren. Trina says, who’s Loren? Does she mean Kiki? Oops.

Ava turns out the lights at the gallery. As she’s leaving, Jax comes in. She asks what brings him there, and he says he needs to talk about Nina.

Tomorrow, Jax says he’s not leaving until he gets answers, Sam asks Curtis why she’s not welcome at the Savoy, and Sonny asks Nina if she came to any conclusions.

💘 He Loves Liesl…

There’s a new Victor in town. In an interesting side note, Thaao Penghlis, who played Victor off and on from 1981 to 2015, will be interviewed on the new season of Mupo & Friends. You’ll be able to catch it in September on YouTube or at MupoEntertainment.com. I do the copywriting (i.e. I write the questions), and I’d asked him about playing Victor. Apparently, they’d wanted him, but he had a soapy conflict. I wonder if he spilled any beans? I’ll post the link when it’s going to air, but you can also set a reminder on YouTube.

🍹 Craig was on the two Toms’ Southern Charm watch party remotely. That was the best thing about it. Seriously, none of their random guests would make it on People’s Couch. Those people were actually funny.

💰 I half-watched Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles, and covid affected L.A. a little differently than NYC. It was both a buyer’s and seller’s market, although people were still looking for a bargain. Fredrik showed his clients a house that David and James – who now have different looks, but I still can’t keep it straight who’s who – were selling. They came to a deal, but the seller wanted it kept on the DL so he could speak to his wife first. No surprise, Fredrik opened his big mouth. During a party at Fredrik’s house, David and/or James confronted Fredrik. Tracy walked away, not wanting to be part of it, and I didn’t blame her. JoshA said he’d had his own beef with Fredrik, and it was water under the bridge, but you had to know who you were getting into bed with. Fredrik whined that he was sorry, but it wasn’t like he’d put it on Instagram. It was unclear whether this had or would affect the deal. JoshF was also obsessed with Tracy’s dog, Jake, as we all would be. He’s adorable. Jake, not JoshF, who’s annoying AF.

This season, fabulous houses you will never be able to afford, and Fredrik meets Dolph Lundgren, who says, you lie, you die.  

🔁 Leaving To Come Back…

On tap for tomorrow, tea time, wise words, and a whole lotta soap. Until then stay safe, stay forbearing, and stay maybe not trusting your gut so much if it’s consistently wrong.

September 1, 2021 – Scotty Drops In On the Campers, Erika Wants Us To Look At Her Life & Rain

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Finn says Elizabeth is still cold, and she tells him to share his blankie with her. He does, and puts his arm around her. He says, better? and she says, much better. He says, roughing it has improved since he last went camping, and she says she’s never been so happy to get off the grid. They almost kiss, when they hear a crashing in the trees. Finn says, what the hell? and they run to investigate.

Brando is working underneath a car in the garage, when someone hands him a tool. He slides out, and sees it’s Sasha. He says, they have to stop meeting like this. She says she was thinking, they should always meet like this. The smell of motor oil, the cinderblock echo; she feels like she’s in an old Springsteen video. He says, don’t get mad at him, but did they have plans for tonight? She says, they did not. She was hoping to surprise him, and thought they could make plans together. He asks what she had in mind, and she says she’s open to suggestions. After all, things have changed a little since her last garage seduction. He gets closer to her, and says, not that much.

Jax comes home, and Josslyn says, perfect timing. The first course is ready. She brings a dish to the coffee table, and he says, wow; the first course. What inspired all this? She says he has a kitchen and a washing machine. Now that she’s living in a dorm, she understands what luxuries those are. He says she’s welcome to them anytime, but he’s a little confused. When most kids come home from college, they expect a homecooked meal. They’re not the ones doing the cooking. She says she’s not your ordinary college girl, and – she picks up the dish – this is not your ordinary hors d’oeuvres. She can’t wait for him to try the sauce.

Nina and Sonny go back into the Tan-O, and Nina says, the sauce is so good, his shirt wanted a taste. He says, that’s not important, because she hasn’t had dessert. She says, dessert isn’t important. If they don’t get that stain, it’s going to set in, so come on. Hand it over. He starts to unbutton his shirt.

Cyrus is brought to the visiting area. He’s uncuffed, and he sits down, picking up the phone. He says he hopes his visitor had a nice flight, and we see it’s Mr. Buscema, who nods. Cyrus asks what Buscema has for him, and Buscema says the question is, what does Cyrus have for him? If Cyrus wants his help taking down the Corinthos Organization, Cyrus needs to start by telling Buscema how he’s going to benefit his business.  

Gladys thanks Mr. Novak for the lovely drinks on the terrace. She appreciates his generosity. There’s no need to buy her dinner. Novak says, if she insists. A small price to pay for the pleasure of her company. She doesn’t know how much of a pleasure it’s been. She just can’t get past Carly’s rudeness. And that’s the last thing she’ll say about Carly, she promises. He says, no need to apologize about venting about Carly. It sounds like they have a complicated history.

Carly tells Jason, she’s going to go see Brando, and see if he has a lead on Cyrus’s connection with the Five Families tiramisù. He tells her, take a guard, but she says she thinks it’s safe. He says, take a guard anyway, and she asks if she should be worried. He says, no. If it comes down to it, he’ll get to Novak and his nephew; he may have to anyway. She says, why? and he says, because nobody threatens her. If anybody tries, they lose everything. She kisses him on the cheek, and the elevator door opens. Britt is there, and Carly turns, seeing her.

Cyrus says Buscema’s presence sends a clear message that, although the Buscema family supported Carly and Jason replacing Sonny, their interests align. Buscema says he’s obligated to consider all options, and Cyrus says, since this is just about business, the bottom line is, Jason and the Widow Corinthos are bad for it.

Novak asks how soon after Sonny’s passing did Jason and Carly connect, and Gladys says, practically at the wake. And this isn’t gossip – he says, of course (🍷) not, the truth and nothing butwhile they were making lovey-dovey shark eyes at each other, Jason was playing slap and tickle with one of the doctors at General Hospital.

Britt comes out of the elevator, and says, the happy couple. Congratulations on picking the wedding date. Carly says, Britt heard (like it’s some big secret), and Britt says, it’s hard keep a secret like that from the internet. It’s coming up fast. Not a lot of time plan. Carly says, no time like the present, and goes in the elevator. Britt says she wants Carly to know, she wishes them nothing but the best. The elevator door closes, leaving Jason with Britt.  

Jax asks Josslyn, to what does he owe the pleasure? and she says she thought they should have some dad/daughter time. He says, that’s so sweet. What’s the real reason? She says, the celebratory dinner at the MetroCourt was a disaster, and he says, he knows; he’s sorry. He should have left his recent argument with her mother at home where it belonged. She says, it’s not really recent; there’s been tension for months. He says, she noticed, and she says, they usually work things out faster than this. She’s getting worried. There’s a beeping from the kitchen, and Josslyn thinks it’s the oven timer, but Jax says, it’s the smoke alarm.

Elizabeth and Finn find a parachuter on the ground. Pioneer Scout Wyatt (remember him?) pops out of the forest, and asks if they require assistance. Finn says, let him take a look first, and he and Elizabeth try to get the parachute off. Wyatt says he has a badge in knots, and Finn tells him to help. Wyatt runs over and says, it looks like a battle knot. Finn and Elizabeth both say, just untie it. He does, and Finn turns the man over. It’s Scotty, and I die laughing. Well, at least they put a parachute on him. That’s more than most bad guys would do.

Wyatt calls 9-1-1, and says, there appears to be a parachute accident. It’s a male, in his early 60s, unconscious… He tells them, hold on, and says they want Scotty’s vitals. Finn says he seems good; no broken bones. He thinks Scotty is just out cold. Wyatt says, there’s a doctor and nurse there, and they said no broken bones, but he’s out cold; that means unconscious. They’re about 200 yards from the campgrounds, and there’s vehicle access. He hangs up, and tells Finn and Elizabeth that an ambulance in en route. Finn thanks him, and says it’s good to see him again. Elizabeth says, they know each other? and Finn says, their paths crossed a long time ago. He asks how Wyatt is, and remarks on him being a Pioneer. Wyatt says he’s a Pioneer second class, and has two more badges to go to be first class. If they need help… Elizabeth thanks him, and rubs Scotty’s chest. Scotty opens his eyes, and Finn asks if Scotty can tell them what happened. Scotty says, are we there yet?    

Josslyn and Jax come out from the kitchen with plates, and Josslyn says, it’s the least she could do after all his effort, but apparently she inherited her mom’s talent in the kitchen. Trina tried to give her some pointers, but even Trina can only do so much. He says, when she comes over, she can practice on him. He’ll be her guinea pig, especially if it’s Lady Jane’s recipe. She says she hopes he feels that way after dinner, and he says, while they wait, tell him her concerns about him and her mother. She says, it’s mostly him. Since he came home from Nixon Falls, he’s seemed stressed. He says he’s fine; she doesn’t need to worry. She says, so his stress has nothing to do with her mom marrying Jason?

Britt tells Jason that she caught up with Maxie. She’s hard at work planning the wedding. She was surprised at the magnitude of the festivities. He says, they told Maxie understated, and she says, as in tasteful and small? Maxie is going all out, presumably with their blessing. She can’t help but wonder what he and Carly are trying to prove.   

Cyrus says, Sonny has always been in charge; Jason was just the brute force that kept him there. He’s a gifted enforcer, nothing more. Buscema says, interesting perspective, and Cyrus says, if Jason had any initiative, he would have removed Carly. Instead, he’s marrying her and asking the families to ignore that a civilian marched into the organization, and began calling the shots. A civilian who could go to the Feds, putting them all in danger of exposure.

Brando tells Sasha that he’s been working extra hours, but also picked up some side gigs so he can make improvements on his apartment. He was thinking, when Gladys moves out, maybe Sasha could move in. She says she didn’t realize he was ready for that step, and he says they’re both busy people who want to spend more time together. What better way than being in the same place when they’re not being busy? She says she hopes if they were to live under the same roof, it would be more than just a crash pad. He says, it’s a temporary home while he saves money to get a new place. Of course (🍷) he knows she can afford a beautiful home on her own already, and she says she wouldn’t go that far, but go on. He says, if and when they get a place together, he wants her to know he’ll pull his weight. She doesn’t have to decide right now, but he hopes she considers it. She says she’ll definitely consider it. There’s just one thing she needs to know. What are these side gigs? He says, they’re just side gigs, when Carly comes in. She says she needs to talk to him about something important.

Nina tells Sonny, the trick is to use a lot of club soda, and push it through the fabric, so the stain doesn’t set. She learned a lot of nifty weird tricks on how to clean clothes from being on Crimson shoots. Another cool thing is to use equal parts dish soap and peroxide… Sonny comes up behind her, and she turns to him. He kisses her, takes her hand, and leads her to the back.

Finn gets off the phone, and tells Elizabeth, Chase is loving watching the kids. He’s going to teach everyone to make something called campfire blondies? and Elizabeth says, they’re so good. He says they’re saving her one, and his daughter apparently is so excited about the prospect of scary campfire stories, she didn’t even ask when he’s coming back. She says, kids and their priorities, right? and he says, their people are taking great care of Scotty, right? She says, regardless of how many pending lawsuits he has against the hospital. He says, a man’s gotta make a living, and an orderly comes out. She tells Finn, the attending physician would like a word, and Finn says, lead the way. He leaves with her, and Jordan comes by. She thanks Elizabeth for the call, and says, Scotty was involved in a skydiving mishap? Elizabeth says, they don’t know what happened. All they know is, he crash landed near their campsite. Jordan asks, who’s we? and Elizabeth says, her and Finn; they were on a family camping trip. Jordan asks if Scotty was able to tell her what happened, but Elizabeth says, he was too out of it. Jordan asks if she thinks Scotty can speak to her now, when Finn comes out. He says he’s glad Jordan’s there. Scotty is in room 1024. Before she goes in, he and the attending physician are in agreement that he wasn’t knocked out on impact. They’re running a tox screen, and if the results are what they anticipated… Jordan says, he didn’t make the jump voluntarily.  

Britt tells Jason, don’t answer that. It’s none of her business. He says, okay, and she says, okay is an answer. It’s probably even more annoying than the answer to the original question. He starts to say something, but she says, don’t. Wow. She bets it’s the first time anybody told him to say less. He says he thinks she’s right, and she says, whatever’s going on makes no sense to her, but so what? She’s decided she doesn’t need to know all the secrets and answers to the universe. She just has to accept them. She’s glad she got that out of her system. Now she can move on.

Novak says, he takes it Gladys doesn’t appreciate the union between Carly and Jason, and Gladys laughs. She says, that gold-digging climber took her cousin for all he was worth, and the second he was gone, she threw herself at Jason. No gratitude or loyalty; no class. And how dare Carly not invite her to the wedding? Novak asks why Gladys would want to attend the celebration of a union of which she so sorely disapproves of, and Gladys says, it’s the hottest ticket in town. Novak laughs.

Jax asks what makes Josslyn think he’s worried about Carly marrying Jason? and she says, it’s impossible to miss. He says he has to work on his poker face, and she asks if the problem is her mother marrying Jason or marrying in general. He says, it’s more a parenting thing, and she says, that’s a very broad answer. He says, from the moment a child is in the world, a parent’s job is to look out for danger, and make sure they’re safe. Josslyn says they’ve done that, and he says, they have, but she’s off to college now, and with that, comes new worries. She says he doesn’t have to worry. She’ll still be the same person, just not under a parental roof. He says it’s not her he’s worried about. He’s worried about other people. Josslyn says she has a bodyguard, and Jax asks how she feels about that. She says, it used to bother her to have someone constantly looking over her shoulder, but she realized it was for her safety. Devon is cool. She acts like it’s inconvenient, but it makes her feel better, and Cameron is cool with it. He asks how that’s going, and she says they’re happy. He says, they should be. She should be living her life and having fun, and let him do the work. She says she was planning on it. She’s happy to know he’s on the job too. He says now that the food has cooled off, they should try this amazing appetizer.  

Carly says Sasha looks so beautiful; she’s glowing. Sasha thanks her, and Carly says she didn’t mean to interrupt. She needs to pick Brando’s brain about something, and it’s important. Brando says, whatever she needs, and Sasha says, while they talk, she’ll go to the ladies room. Carly promises it will just be a minute, and Sasha leaves. Carly says she hopes Sasha doesn’t think she doesn’t trust her, but Brando says he’s sure she understands some conversations don’t apply to her. Carly says, this is one of them. Cyrus being put away isn’t having the effect they were hoping for. He still has connections, and he’s using them to target people he feels wronged him. He says, the last time he saw Cyrus, Cyrus tried to kill him and his mother. Does she think he wants to finish the job?

Buscema asks what Cyrus is proposing, and Cyrus says, that the Five Families biscotti use Carly and Jason’s wedding as a window to strike. It will even provide alibis for the family heads. In one fell swoop, they can hobble the Corinthos Organization, and it will have no chance for recovery or retribution. Buscema says, it’s a risk, and Cyrus says, one has to speculate to accumulate. Is he in or out? Buscema asks if he has to decide now, and Cyrus says, not now, but soon. The wedding is approaching fast, and it might be their only shot at neutralizing Jason and his new bride.  

Carly says she doesn’t know if Cyrus is coming after Brando or not, and he asks what she needs from him. She says, Cyrus has somehow forged a relationship with someone high up in the Five Families rigatoni. Jason is trying to figure out who. He says, he was just Cyrus’s driver. He wasn’t very high up on the food chain. She says he was perfectly placed to interact with people on the ground. He and the other guards would hang out and talk, while they were inside doing business. He says, they mostly talked about sports. They didn’t exchange trade secrets. She asks if anyone seemed more loyal or sympathetic to Cyrus, but he says, no one springs to mind. He did keep a notepad. He can review it, and if he finds anything, he’ll tell her. She says, what about Joey Novak? Did he ever come in for his tune up?

Novak tells Gladys, it so happens he’s attending the wedding, and he’d be honored if she would accompany him. Gladys says, okay. It’s not her first rodeo, or her second. What’s his angle? He laughs, and says she reminds him of his of ex-wife. She says he’s not the first man to tell her that, and it’s never a ringing endorsement. He says, it is; she left him. They laugh, and she says, well then… She gets up, and says she guesses she’ll see him at the wedding. He lifts his glass.

Britt looks at her phone, and Jason asks if she has somewhere to be. She says she’s meeting someone, and they just arrived. Have a good evening. She walks over to the elevator, where she greets a guy we don’t know.   

Jax says, this is incredible. The cheese has so much flavor, and the marinara sauce is to die for. Josslyn has an odd look on her face, and says she didn’t make the sauce. He says she put together this beautiful selection. She doesn’t like it? She says she does like it; she loves it. He asks, why the face? when the timer goes off. She says she’ll go grab the stew.

Sonny and Nina are in Sonny’s bedroom, kissing, when her hair gets caught in his watch. Been there. She gets untangled, and sees the inscription. She says she’s sorry. She can’t do this.

Scotty is in a hospital bed, and Elizabeth comes in with Jordan and Finn. She hugs him, and says she’s so glad he’s okay. He says, it’s going to take more than a fall to break this Humpty Dumpty, and Jordan asks if he’s up for answering a few questions. He says he’s fuzzy, but fire away. She asks what he remembers, and he says he was on a plane. She says, private or commercial? and he says, private. She asks where he was headed, and he says, some woman’s name…  St. Lucia. The next thing he knew, they were going into a nosedive, and the oxygen masks dropped. They didn’t even have a chance to sip their champagne. Jordan asks if someone was with him, and he says, of course (🍷). Obrecht was with him. Why else would he charter a private jet? Tell him that she’s there and she’s okay.

Britt’s date babbles about himself, and she looks at her phone. She says, it’s an emergency at work. Nice to meet him. Duty calls. She jets, and Jason watches. In the elevator, Britt’s phone rings. She says, if only they’d called five minutes ago, she wouldn’t have had to lie. What’s up? Jordan asks her to get to the hospital as soon as she can.  

Finn says, Obrecht hasn’t shown up in the ER, and hasn’t been admitted. He’s having Amy check the other hospitals. Joran says, the FTA and the NTSB have no reports of any crashes. She has a call in to find out if any aircraft lost contact with flight control, but the flight plan and manifest won’t be available tonight. Elizabeth says, it doesn’t make any sense. Parachutes aren’t exactly standard safety gear, even on a private jet, right? Finn says, they’re not standard, and Scotty was dressed in travel clothes, not a jumpsuit. It’s pretty clear he was forced out of that plane. Jordan says, there’s a lot they don’t know, but this wasn’t an accident. And whoever arranged it, is powerful, and potentially deadly.

Cyrus says, if Buscema and the other families are concerned about liability, he’ll be more than happy to coordinate the takeover personally. Buscema says, from there? He can do that? Cyrus says he’s had plenty of practice running things remotely. As we all have at this point. Buscema says, all this to take Carly and Jason off the board. What’s really in this for Cyrus?

Brando tells Carly that Joey never showed up, and Carly says, he’s not likely to. He was sent abroad according to Vincent. Brando says he almost wishes he was still in good with Cyrus; he could go to the source. Carly says, unfortunately, Cyrus’s trust in Brando was gone the second Sasha chose him over Cyrus. He says, lucky him, and she says she thinks saving Sasha’s life had something to do with it. He says, funny how life works out. He always respected Sonny, and Jason came through for him a lot. He’s glad she and Jason found each other. Now they both have unexpected love in their lives. She says, love they want to protect. Sasha listens in, and he says he’s sure Joey isn’t the only made guy with a car. He’ll reach out to Novak, Woo, and Buscema’s people ,and tell them he’s open for business. With a special discount for associates. Nothing like a beer and a wait on their hands to get guys talking. Carly says he’s a great help, when Sasha comes in. She asks, what is he helping with exactly?

Josslyn says, dinner is served, and Jax says, before they sit down, tell him what was bothering her before. She says, it was nothing, but he says, it didn’t seem like nothing. She says she’s literally too embarrassed to say it out loud, but he says she knows she can tell him anything. She says, it’s going to sound weird, but the sauce tasted exactly like Sonny’s. Exactly. He says, Sonny was known to be a good cook, but most marinara sauces use the same ingredients. She says, exactly . Even the best ones taste the same. Did it taste like any he’s had before? Jax admits it didn’t, and she says, why not? He says, it had a spicy kick, almost like arrabbiata, but not; and a little smoky. She says, Sonny’s sauce was unique… until now. If she didn’t know Sonny was dead, she’d swear Sonny made himself.

Britt goes to Scotty’s room, and says, the Commissioner told her he was there. He asks if she spoke to Elizabeth and Finn, and she says she came straight to see him, in case there was a story or anything she needs to get straight. Wasn’t he supposed to be on his way to St. Lucia with her mother? What happened? He says he doesn’t know. They were on a private jet, and the next thing he knew, the plane started to go down. The oxygen masks were dropping. All he remembers is coming to on the ground, and seeing a kid in a Pioneer Scout uniform standing over him with Finn and Elizabeth. She asks, what happened to her mother? Please tell her that she bailed out with him. He says he doesn’t remember bailing out himself. He hopes to God she made it off the plane safe.

Wyatt picks up trash around where Scotty fell. He sees the locket and picks it up, looking at Nathan and Britt’s pictures.  

Carly tells Sasha, she truly has nothing to worry about, when Glady’s stumbles in. She laughs, and Brando tells her, please say she didn’t drive. She says she took a ride… Sasha says, Ride Share? and Gladys says, that’s the one. She did want to let Carly know… Carly says, know what? and Gladys says, even though Carly didn’t see fit to invite her, she’ll be a wedding guest after all. She’s coming as a plus one. Carly cringes, and says, let her guess. Gladys says she’ll never guess, and Carly says, Vincent Novak. Gladys asks how she guessed, and Carly says, easy. Gladys says she can’t wait to share in Carly’s special day. She takes Carly’s hand, and says, and she’ll have the chicken… Wait, no, the fish… On second thought, the chicken.

Jason tells Novak, there are rumors that Cyrus is making moves behind bars. He wants to make sure it doesn’t threaten the peace. Novak says, straight to the point. He admires that. Therefore, he’ll do the same. They have nothing to fear from the Novaks. Certainly not where Cyrus is concerned. He hasn’t forgotten Cyrus burning his warehouse, and he doesn’t forgive it. Under the circumstances, the enemy of his enemy is his friend.

Cyrus tells Buscema to remember, first and foremost, he’s an opportunist. Where there is turmoil, there’s an opportunity to strike. What’s in it for him is simple. He wants revenge.

Nina tells Sonny that she’s sorry, but this watch is evidence of the life he used to have. if he ever remembers that life, the people he loved, and the people who loved him… He says, the people who didn’t bother to look for him? She says, if he remembers that life, he might discover there are people out there who love and miss him, and he might discover he loves and misses them too. She can’t do this until he learns who he used to be before Nixon Falls. He says he doesn’t want to know. How many times does he have to tell her? He doesn’t want to. She takes his hand, and puts the watch in it. She says, until he does, she can’t give him all of her. Find out who he is. She leaves, and he tosses the watch on the bed.

Josslyn says, Jax probably never tried Sonny’s sauce, but he has to believe her that this sauce is exactly like it. He asks where she got it, and she says, Trina got it at a bar in Nixon Falls. He asks what the name of the bar is, and she says, he’s right; she’s being ridiculous. He tells her that he didn’t say that, and she says, it has to be a coincidence; it can’t be Sonny’s sauce. That’s crazy, right? Jax remembers seeing Sonny in a haze when he was put on the stretcher after he was shot. He says, right. Crazy.  

Tomorrow, Alexis says someone has to walk away, Jordan tells Anna that a question needs answering, Spencer tells Nikolas that the stalker isn’t the only threat, and Jax says, if anyone knows, it’s Nina.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Dorit’s wedding dress samples came; her latest venture into design. In her interview, she said designing them was different because it was one memory a woman was going to have forever. Unless it was Hollywood. Then she might have more than one memory. They weren’t all my taste, but they were all gorgeous, and I have to admit, Dorit is good at what she does. PK wanted to name the dresses, and in Dorit’s interview, she said, PK wanted to be involved in everything. She didn’t like it at first, but then she’d realize he was a visionary. They talked about marriage, which led to talking about Erika, which seems to be the topic of every conversation this season. In her interview, Dorit said she thought the reason why she talked too much with the women, was because her husband didn’t let her talk at home.    

Sutton took Kyle to see her new house, which was one of those boxy things you see in L.A., but the box is hiding the fabulousness inside. It was 6000 square feet, with 4 bedrooms, and 5 bathrooms. Sutton was still renovating, and in Kyle’s interview, she said while Sutton was waiting to move in, she was counting the rent. In Sutton’s interview, she said she was living her best life after her divorce. The house represented her independence as a single woman, and was symbolic to her. She asked Kyle what she and Mauricio were doing for their 25th anniversary, and Kyle said they were getting the kids out of the house, and having dinner at home. She asked how Sutton felt about LisaR’s launch party, and Sutton said the party itself was beautiful. She was using kid gloves with Erika, but when she got a doodoo nail pointing at her face, and Erika called her small town, she realized Erika wasn’t as special as she’d thought. In Sutton’s interview, she said she thought she and Erika had bonded in a deeper way. We flashed back to Sutton saying she had a pretty mess inside, and Erika high-fiving her. She told Kyle that she felt betrayed, and was ready for a hardcore conversation with Erika. In her interview, she said she didn’t think Erika knew exactly what was going on, but she thought Tom might have said the gig was up. Take care of yourself; it’s been a nice ride. Sutton told Kyle that Erika lied about the car accident. We flashed back to Erika’s two different stories, and in Kyle’s interview, she said she understood Erika keeping things to herself. She didn’t think Erika trusted people. She’d been married to a lawyer, and he’d probably told her to be careful of the things she said; they could be used against her. Sutton said she didn’t think it was impossible, but it seemed fishy. In her interview, she said, Erika made a deal with the devil, and the devil always comes knocking. Wow. That is so true. Kyle said she’d be eating crow if Erika wasn’t the person she thought Erika was. One of them had to be wrong. Sutton said it was all in the pastry.

Crystal prepared lunch with housekeeper Lucy, and it was quite a spread of Chinese fare. Erika applauded when she saw pancakes. In Crystals interview, she said she’d eaten guinea pig from a street vendor, and had thought it was pig. She dumb. And also, eww! The kids were being taught songs and poems in Chinese, and Crystal said her parents had spoken Chinese at home when she was growing up. She didn’t want her kids to lose their culture. I’m with her there. There are things I wished I’d learned about my own cultures when younger. Kathy joined them, and said she wanted to make a beautiful, special party. In her interview, she said she had one friend where it was always the same salmon and the same group of people. She liked to try and mix it up. Garcelle was the last one to join them, and said she thought a small group was nice. They talked about Dorit being long-winded, and Erika said it was something they’d all mentioned. Kathy said she’d even joked about it, and we flashed back to that. In Garcelle’s interview, she said, what were they supposed to do? Duct tape? Erika said Dorit was sensitive, and Garcelle said she and Erika were perceived as strong. Erika said she’d never kick a dog when it was down, and do the what about me? thing. She said Sutton had been judgmental at the launch party, wanting to put a distance between them because, what about me? In Erika’s interview, she said Sutton was disappointing. The Sutton she knew had been kind to her. We flashed back to Sutton being supportive, and Erika said, for Sutton to flip was enough to make her want to stand back. Kathy said Sutton was thinking about her social standing, which was more conservative. The good news and bad news was that nobody cared what they had to say. Everyone had skeletons in their closet. It was just that her family’s skeletons were out there. In her interview, Erika said if you wanted to talk reputation, ask Kathy Hilton. If Kathy had nothing to worry about, none of them did. Erika said she’d never heard of Sutton before she joined the group, and in Garcelle’s interview, she wondered if somebody was only important if Erika knew who they were. Before Crystal joined them, Garcelle didn’t know her, but she did know Rob. I guess we knew Tom long before Erika too. Crystal said she thought Sutton’s behavior stemmed from insecurity, and Garcelle said she found Sutton to be quirky and funny, and she finally had a voice. Crystal thought Sutton’s voice was awkward, and Erika said, Sutton was lucky that people knew who TF she was.

Kyle was impressed by the ton of candles Mauricio put out for their 25th anniversary. She asked what he had planned for her, and he said, caviar and Joe’s stone crab. They toasted to their anniversary, and in Kyle’s interview, she said it made her happy. Her husband had always been supportive, and she was supportive of him. Their lives had changed a lot, yet they were able to stay in sync. We flashed back to them over the years, and she said, mutual respect. That didn’t mean they don’t fight. She was usually the one who got mad, and he had to apologize if he wanted peace in his life. Mauricio took her past more candles and a billion balloons on the ceiling, to a table near the pool, which was beautifully lit up. He had several bottles of champagne waiting, and the caviar. In her interview, Kyle said her mom hadn’t trusted men, and said she only cared about her kids. Kyle had made sure her marriage was a priority. If she’d left whenever she was upset, she woudn’t have lasted a year. They talked about Erika, and Kyle said she and Tom had been married 20 years. In her interview, she said it was a reminder to put in the homework you had to do for marriage. Mauricio hoped Erika didn’t know anything about Tom’s dealings, and Kyle hoped she wasn’t wrong about Erika.

Everyone got ready for Kathy’s party. In Sutton’s interview, she said you didn’t have to believe your friends 100% of the time. Sometimes you had to trust your gut. Kathy went around checking everything before the party, and in her interview, she explained that she needed to touch everything. Her pet peeve was people arriving 10 minutes early when she was doing last minute touches. She was a fluffer. Apparently she didn’t know what that word means, and I was surprised the producers didn’t enlighten her. If you don’t know what it means, I’m not telling you. Google it. Butler Patrick welcomed LisaR, who was the first to arrive. In LisaR’s interview, she said it was old school hospitality at the Hilton’s. No one had a staff like Kathy’s. That’s money. Kathy was like the fourth one there, and in her interview, Kyle said that Kathy absolutely showed up late for her own parties. Garcelle came in last, wearing a fabulous faux leopard coat. Patrick passed around amazing hors d’oeuvres, and kept their glasses filled. LisaR said she was on her second drink, and not responsible for what came out of her mouth. Has she ever been? They headed for the dinner table, and Sutton said she and Erika had a second to chitchat. She wanted to make sure Erika was okay with what had happened at the party. Erika asked what Sutton was trying to do. They didn’t need clear the air. Sutton had made her position clear. Erika had heard it from everyone else, and didn’t want to talk. She had enough problems, and only had enough capacity for what mattered to her. And Sutton’s opinion didn’t matter ( …matter, matter, matter – I had a Gilbert and Sullivan moment – sorry). Erika excused herself to go to the ladies room, and Kathy asked what Sutton did. Sutton said she asked if Erika wanted to chitchat, and it wasn’t received well. She’d thought it was better for Erika to hear what she’d said from her. Caviar was served, and in Dorit’s interview, she said, never mind the homemade vodka that was probably made for Kathy personally, but when the caviar pie was brought out, they exited Beverly Hills and went to heaven.

Dorit started to rehash things with Garcelle, saying, she didn’t like confrontation, but she always spoke up for herself. What Garcelle said had made her feel sh*tty. Kathy wisely suggested that they wanted to actually enjoy it when they ate, and in Garcelle’s interview, she said she was up for a conversation with Dorit, but Dorit would have been hijacking the conversation all night. So, thanks, Kathy. Dorit was doing something right though, since that tiny Pomeranian of Kathy’s was cozy in her lap. LisaR somehow got ahold of a bell that had been taken away from her earlier, and said if anyone had anything to work out or deal with, ring the bell. Because we’re in third grade. I thought, did she not just hear Kathy? and LisaR shoved the bell at Sutton. Sutton said she’d tried to have a conversation with Erika, and it upset her. Erika said she hadn’t been upset; Sutton’s opinion didn’t matter to her. Dorit tried to interject, but Erika told her, hold on. Sutton said she had the bell, like anyone cared, and asked Erika to stop speaking to her the way she was. Erika said her life had nothing to do with Sutton, and in Kathy’s interview, she said she was starting to think she should have let Dorit talk. Patrick must be sorry he had to serve Erika the lambchops. In the kitchen, Patrick told the staff that they were fighting like cats and dogs out there. Sutton said Erika’s crack about her being small town was derogatory, not just to her, but anyone from a small town. She was proud of what she and her husband had built from the ground up, with no money. Erika asked how her life impacted Sutton’s, and Sutton said she thought it would, but it hadn’t. She’d panicked. Erika just kept saying her life didn’t affect Sutton.  

Dorit said she loved and supported Erika, and didn’t agree with Sutton, but every article did have their names dragged in. In Dorit’s interview, she said she wasn’t worried, but there was so much they didn’t know. They could be subpoenaed. That didn’t mean they weren’t friends; they just needed reassurance. Erika said a sweet day was coming, and she’d remember those who were with her, and those against her. Sutton said she wasn’t against Erika, and Garcelle said it was human nature to wonder if something would affect you. Erika insisted it wasn’t. Why would they be dragged in? A tear rolled down her cheek, and I have to admit, I thought it was a little too perfect. And BTW, waterproof mascara this time. Garcelle still thought it was human to wonder if you’d be implicated, but she didn’t want Erika to be hurt. She also didn’t like the way Erika was looking at her, which was Ice Queen Barbie. Garcelle sat next to Erika, and told her she was trying to understand a little bit. She tried to wipe the tear from Erika’s cheek, and Erika jerked away. In Garcelle’s interview, she said she was just trying to be kind. Dorit said she’d do anything Erika needed, but holy sh*t, reading about the victims was hard to digest. She would think Erika felt the same. Erika said she felt worse. In Dorit’s interview, she said she felt bad for Erika, but the victims who had nothing, and now had even less. Erika asked why they were all torturing her, and Dorit said they were trying to be there for her. Erika said it didn’t like it. And in a tone to match the look she gave Garcelle, she said, look at me. Look at my effing life.

Dorit looked like she had a headache, and said it broke her heart. Erika said if it broke her heart, why was she still talking? Dorit said nothing was being done to Erika, and LisaR started philosophizing about loving your neighbor and yourself. Erika said she loved LisaR, but that was bullsh*t. I had to agree with the latter, as is most of what LisaR says. Erika said every time she came to an event, they got things out of her. She needed compassion, and was looking around the table for support. A confused Kyle said Erika had their support. It was about Sutton being honest with what she’d said. She was Sutton’s friend, but Sutton wasn’t being honest. She was being two-faced. In Sutton’s interview, she said Kyle was calling her two-faced, and no one was speaking up. She told Erika she’d brought up hard questions at the dinner, but she didn’t think Erika was a liar. She’d softened on her point-of-view. Kyle said Sutton told her that she thought Erika was lying. In Kyle’s interview, she said they all had questions, but they all didn’t call a meeting, and have the same concerns. We flashed back to Sutton’s meeting, and Kyle said Sutton had a big voice when the person she was talking about wasn’t there, but when she saw them, it was a different situation. In Garcelle’s interview, she didn’t know why Kyle and LisaR were focused on Sutton. Why not Dorit? We flashed back to Dorit saying everything she’d believed about Erika’s life was the opposite. Why is Sutton being the scapegoat? I’ll tell you why. They always choose someone to pick on each season because they’re mean girls, LisaR leading the pack. This time, new girl Crystal also jumped on the get-some-more-screen-time bandwagon immediately. Sutton said when Erika had told two different stories about the car accident, she’d thought Erika lied. Erika said she wasn’t a liar, and Sutton said she didn’t trust Erika to tell them the truth 100%. In her interview, Sutton said, where there was one lie, there were a lot more. It was like when you saw one cockroach, you knew there were a lot under the sheetrock. Erika said Sutton was trying to accuse her of lying, and she wasn’t a liar. She could go head-to-head all day with Sutton. She had a lot of effing nerve. Sutton told Erika not to talk to her like that, and Erika said, or what? like a bully on the playground. Sutton said, or nothing, and Erika said, exactly. So STFU. Sutton had no idea what she was talking about.

To be continued…

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🛣 Hitting the Road, Jack…

Tomorrow (aka Thursday), Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles begins a new season, although I might sit this one out. Too many numbers. The two Toms are also having another Bravo watch party at 10 pm, this time for Southern Charm. I’m not that crazy about these. Although I love watching other people watching TV and making snarky comments – my new dream job – they bring in random friends whose opinions I couldn’t care less about. Not that I care about their opinions either, but at least I know who they are. Until we meet again for who knows what, stay safe, stay more competitive with yourself than anyone else, and stay not pondering the knot. Just untie it.

August 31, 2021 – Cyrus Has an Ally, ID Switch Dinner Success, Sonja’s New Show & Boom

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Turbulence wracks the plane Scotty and Obrecht are on. Obrecht takes something out of her bag, then starts to hyperventilate. Things settle down, and she asks, is it over?

Nina wonders if Sonny is asking her out on a date, and he says they haven’t had a chance to be together, just the two of them. She says, it’s like they’re the only two people in the world, and he says, aren’t they? She says, how about tonight they are? and he says, just her and him. She says she knows they’ve gone through some tough times lately, but maybe now it’s going to be okay. He asks, why wouldn’t it be? and hugs her. She says, so has their first date officially started? and he says, the good thing is, they’re not going to have first date jitters. She says, or wonder if the date’s going to end in a kiss, and he kisses her.

Carly asks Jason how Cyrus can be making moves. She thought he was in a Federal prison in the Midwest. He says, Jordan said Cyrus targeted someone; not them, but it proves he’s still a threat. She wanted him to know, the Feds believe Cyrus made contact with people on the outside who still back him. She says, but he’s not after them? and he says, not as far as Jordan knows. But it is Cyrus. so that can change at any time.

Josslyn goes into Jax’s place with Trina, and calls to him. She says, good; he’s not here. Let’s get started. Trina says, let’s do it, and they take some bags into the kitchen.

Shawn takes it Jordan isn’t wildly enthusiastic about his decision, and she says, forgive her. She thought this conversation was going in a different direction. He started by agreeing with her advice to focus on his present and his future. He says, it’s excellent advice, that he just can’t follow. Especially since he thinks he stirred things up by poking around. Maybe that’s what led to Naomie Dreyfuss’s murder. She says, let the police handle it. She’s on this. He says she knows he’s never been one for hanging in the back or sitting on the bench, and she says, is that it? Or does he just not trust her to find out the truth?

Elizabeth looks at the directions for putting up the tent, when Finn joins her with Violet. He says it looks like she’s having a little trouble, and she says, it’s been a while. Cameron and Jake used to put the tent up. He says, it’s too bad they didn’t come, and Aiden says, they’re too old for camping. Violet says, that’s silly. Daddy and Aunt Elizabeth are old, and they’re here, and so is Uncle Chase. Elizabeth says, excuse me. First of all, she’s not old, and second of all, she’s not prepared. She should have asked Jake how to set this thing up. Isn’t it supposed to be easier? Finn gets the tent up in a hot second, and says, viola. She says, look at that. Her hero. Violet says, good job, daddy.

Anna says, Drew’s plane was a chartered flight, with someone else on board connected to Leethy Unlimited, when it went down over the Gulf of Adan. Sam asks how long the WSB has been sitting on this, and Dante says he thought it was supposed to be a full investigation back in 2019. How come they’re only hearing about Leethy Unlimited now? Anna says, maybe there was more to the crash than they’re being told. There has to be a reason for that. Sam says, maybe the reason is, Drew is still alive.

Scotty says, what is going on? He paid good money for a romantic trip to St. Lucia, not some death watch. Obrecht says she normally doesn’t give way to terror, but this was an exception. She’s holding a locket, and he asks what she’s clutching. She says, just a little keepsake to remind her of her children. Perhaps Nathan was watching over them just now. She looks out the window, and says, they seem to be turning around. Perhaps there’s something wrong with the plane. He wonders where the pilot is, and tries the plane’s phone. He says, no one’s answering.

Anna says, the WSB had full control over the investigation, which means the other person was left out deliberately. Sam says, so this mystery passenger could be connected to the WSB? Anna tells her, she wouldn’t be able to say with any certainty; she has clearance issues. Dante knows she’s been blocked from several cases because the Bureau thinks she was compromised by Peter. Dante says, to that end, is it possible the WSB still doesn’t trust her?  Are they sure they can trust this information is accurate?

Chase joins the campers, and Aiden asks how Finn knew the trick to the tent. Finn says he’s done his fair share of sleeping on the ground, and Aiden says, him? Finn says, yes, him. Should he be insulted here? Elizabeth says, she thinks what Aiden means is Finn is well put together. He’s a doctor, and probably didn’t spend a lot of time camping. Chase says, maybe not lately, but Finn used to camp all the time when he was Violet’s age. Violet asks if he’s sure, and Chase says he’s heard plenty of stories. Their dad used to take Finn camping year round. Aiden says, even in the snow? and Finn says, snow is tricky because you have to find the right place to set up your tent. Packed snow is better than soft snow, so you have to stomp around the campground and make it nice and flat. Then you put your tent on top of it. Violet asks if they can go camping in the winter, but he says, only if the car breaks down. Chase says, come on. Snow camping sounds like an adventure. Finn says, it was. He remembers them being in their sleeping bags, with the wind howling around their tent. He’d imagine they were the sole survivors of an avalanche. Violet asks if he was scared, but he says, no. He knew his dad would protect him. Violet says, like Finn protects her? and he says, always. That’s a promise. They pinky swear.

Carly says, Jordan told Jason that Cyrus already targeted someone? and he says, the Feds were able to intervene, and protect them, and she says she bets it was Laura. She just got Laura’s RSVP to their wedding, and she said she can’t make it; that she’s stuck in DC for weeks at a conference. He says, she doesn’t buy it? and she says, no. Spencer is back in town, and things blew up big time between him and Nikolas. When Spencer broke his leg, Laura dropped her entire life, and went to France. She would be there for her grandson. He wonders why Cyrus is using all the influence he has left to go after Laura, and she says, other than his mother, Laura is the person he wanted approval from and never got. And worse, he feels Laura wronged him the most. He says, if Cyrus is out to settle personal scores, who else is he after?

Scotty asks if Obrecht thinks the pilot had a heart attack, and she says, maybe that’s why the co-pilot is trying to go back to New York. She hands Scotty the locket, and says, she’s a doctor. She’s going to provide medical assistance. She undoes her seatbelt, but he says, no; buckle up. Unless she knows how to fly a plane. She says it pains her to say it, but no, she neglected that aspect of her education. The turbulence starts again, and oxygen masks drop down. She says, maybe the pilot needs assistance, but he puts her back in the chair, and says, buckle up. He asks her if she needs help with the mask, but she says, no. She needs to survive so she can help Nina.

Nina and Sonny kiss, but this time, Sonny pulls back. He says, it’s just that every time they get close, they get interrupted by something or someone. Is Peter out there? Is she sure he’s gone? Nina flashes back to Obrecht instructing her to tell Peter that Valentin and Anna have a lead in St. Lucia. Soon Peter will never bother anyone again. Nina tells Sonny, trust her. They’ve seen the last of Peter. He says they shouldn’t even be thinking about the guy. What he wants her to think about is the man in front of her. She says she is, but she has one question. What did Peter say to make Sonny want to take his head off? He tells her that he asked if Peter knew who he was, and she says, why? Did Peter seem familiar? Sonny says, no. It’s how Peter looked at him the first time Peter saw him. Does she think Peter knows who he is?

Chase asks, who wants to scout for more firewood? The kids volunteer, and Finn asks if Chase is sure he’s up for it. Chase says, the outdoors is doing him good. And if he has any problems, he has a doctor on call. He tells the kids, hut-two-three-four, and they march off. Elizabeth says, Chase is a big kid, and Finn says, he’s having more fun than they are. She says, it looks like he’s making a full recovery, and Finn says, that makes it all worthwhile. They’d better get the bear bag secured so the bears don’t get their food. The bears want to avoid them as much as they want to avoid the bears, but the bears do love their delicious food. He hoists the bag up, and secures it, and Elizabeth says she still can’t get over him being this master camper extraordinaire. He says he’s not, but he used to live and work in some amazing third world countries. He’s done his fair share of roughing it. She says she’d forgotten about that. There’s a lot they don’t know about each other.

Shawn says, Jordan thinks he doesn’t trust her to do her job? Where’d that come from? She says, there are still some things she’s kept from him over the years. When she first came to Port Charles, and was undercover with the DEA, that was something she neglected to tell him, even though he was looking after TJ. He says, that’s ancient history; there’s no point in dwelling on it. She says she still regrets not pushing the investigation into Hayden’s shooting harder, and he says, he pled guilty, but she says she should have seen the unfair sentencing practices. She should have gone to bat for him. He says she can’t save the justice system and the city of Port Charles. She’s just one person. Besides, she doesn’t have to protect him.

Anna says she’s had conversations with higher ups at the Bureau, and her integrity took a hit because she sought to protect Peter. She assured them that was no longer the case, but the only way she’s going to redeem herself is if she takes part in his capture, and takes him down. Dante says, let’s presume Peter caused Drew’s plane crash. Maybe she raised some red flags by requesting the file. If the info is real, maybe she alerted the person who’s trying to cover it up. Anna says, if that’s the case, the request alone would have been enough, and would have been denied. Sam says, unless they gave her what they wanted her to see. Anna says, if the file was truly altered, that’s a major cover-up, which begs the question, why?   

Josslyn tells Trina, the meat is on marinade, and Trina says her dad’s pantry is impressive. Josslyn says her dad’s a foodie, thank goodness. Trina says Josslyn’s dad is going to flip out when he finds out she’s making him dinner. Does he know she can cook? Josslyn says, she didn’t know she could cook until this summer. Isn’t it strange she moves into a dorm with no kitchen, and has the sudden urge to cook up a storm? Trina says, it’s probably some deep psychologically rooted response to leaving home, but it’s still nice she’s doing it. Josslyn says, it’s a reminder that she loves him and will always be there for him, and he could use the pick-me-up. Trina asks if there’s any specific reason, and Josslyn says, he won’t say it, but she knows he’s upset about her mom marrying Jason. Trina says, Cam told her that the dinner with her parents was super tense, and Josslyn says, that’s an understatement. Her mom and dad act like it’s all cool around her, but she can tell things are definitely not cool between them.

Carly tells Jason, Martin checked out of the hotel, just days after he asked her about their yearly rate versus their month-to-month. Jason says, Laura and Martin suddenly leaving town isn’t a coincidence, and Carly hopes they’re okay. He says Jordan told him the Feds derailed whatever Cyrus had planned, and she says she’s relieved for Martin and Laura, but what about them? He says, they have to assume Cyrus is going to make a move against them at some point; he may already be trying. She says, first Jax tries to trick her into incriminating herself, now they’re back to looking over their shoulders because of Cyrus? He says, the whole thing with Jax was painful, but Jax is not a threat. Cyrus could be. She asks what they’re going to do, and he says he’s going to get to the bottom of it.

Sonny tells Nina, he knows it’s a long shot, but the guy was always so creepy around him; like he had leverage he wanted to spring on him. She says, it was obviously Peter’s arrogance. He always thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. Sonny says, she knows how he told her not having a past makes you pay more attention to the present? There’s something he’s feeling; he’s listening more and watching more. And from the beginning, Peter gave him bad vibes.

Scotty doesn’t know what Obrecht is talking about, and thinks the lack of oxygen is already affecting her brain. He wants her to put the mask on, but she says she’s breathing just fine. He says, she can until she can’t. Please, liebchen? She puts it on, and he says, if this is it, he wants to tell her something. He thinks that he loves her. He sees that she’s passed out, and he says, schnitzel, come back. He puts his own mask on to help her, and passes out. Rut-roh.  

😒 The President interrupts, but The Man can’t keep me down.

Nina says she really trusts Sonny’s intuition. She only wishes she’d listened to him about Elijah in the first place, but she’s learned her lesson. She’s listening now, and Peter, he’s gone. She couldn’t be happier, and just hopes they don’t spend their first date talking about Peter. He takes her hand, and says if he’s learned anything about Lenny’s passing, it’s that there’s no use in worrying about the future. What’s going to happen is going to happen. She says, all they have is right now, and he tells her, what do you say we make the best of it?

Jordan says, of course (🍷) she wants to protect Shawn. It’s part of her job as a cop. He says they both know what he’s talking about, just like they both know he can handle himself. She says, no question, but it’s still her job to find Naomie Dreyfuss’s killer. He says, it’s not a stretch to think that whoever tried to kill Hayden years ago, killed Naomie. If that’s true, he unintentionally freed this person by pleading guilty, and he has no intention of letting that stand. They can investigate the case separately, or do it together, and find the answer that much sooner.

Elizabeth gets everything ready for them to eat, and Finn pulls some twigs out of Violet’s hair. He says it looks like she’s having fun, and she says, camping is the best. They saw a deer. Chase says, they were so close, Violet wanted to touch it, and Finn says, she knows they don’t pet wild animals, right? She nods, and he says, no matter how cute they think they are, but they’re fun to watch. Aiden says, let’s eat, and Chase seconds that.

Dante says, the Cassadines probably top the list of those with ties to Creighton-Clark, and Anna says, Victor and Helena used that place as their own personal prison. Sam says, Drew was kept there, and Anna says, as was Robin. Dante says, so was he. Lulu, Maxie, Nathan… Anna says, and Obrecht, when Victor believed Nathan was his son. She was just about to arrest Victor when Obrecht shot him. Dante says, they barely got out of their alive when he blew the place up with himself in it in… 2014? Sam says, Victor was in charge of the WSB at the time, and Anna says, it was a very dark path for the Bureau under his leadership. There was unsanctioned, illegal, covert activities all the time. Sam says, think about it. Drew was held at Creighton-Clark when Victor was in charge. They messed with his memory, they programmed him to be their assassin, until Drew was able to break that programming. Dante asks what she’s getting at, and she says, maybe the WSB took down Drew’s plane.

Josslyn takes a recipe card out of a file box, and tells Trina, it’s her grandmother’s recipe, so she’s really hoping she can pull this off. First they have to read it; it’s in cursive writing. It’s a stew that Lady Jane used to make every fall. She knows it’s still warm outside, but her dad loves it. Stew shouldn’t be hard, right? She looks at the card, and says, the cook time is three hours. They’ll be starving by then. Trina says they need appetizers, like cheese and crackers, but Josslyn says they have to do better than that. She gets up, saying, she remembers she saw one she liked. She looks on her phone, and says, baked mozzarella with marinara sauce. They’ll need bread for dipping, cheese, and sauce. Trina says she has the perfect sauce; the one she got in Nixon Falls. Remember when she was starving, and while Josslyn was waiting for her dad, she went to get something to eat? This cute lady at the roadhouse gave her some pasta, even though they don’t serve food, and gave her a jar of the sauce because she was raving about it. She froze half, and it’s enough for the appetizer. Josslyn says she doesn’t want Trina going through all this trouble, when they can get sauce from the supermarket. Trina says she doesn’t mind. The sauce is amazing, and just what they need for tonight. Josslyn says, Trina for the win, and they high-five.

Anna says, the WSB is responsible for Drew’s plane crash? She thinks that’s a bit of a reach. Sam says, is it really, though? There’s a big gap in this file, and that normally indicates cover-up. Dante says, if it was a real cover-up, wouldn’t they have wiped Leethy Unlimited and the passenger from the file altogether? and Sam says, maybe it wasn’t a sanctioned cover-up, but it could have been someone from the Bureau. Dante says, maybe they didn’t get all of Victor’s allies when they cleaned house after his death. Anna says, it would have to be someone with enough authority to conceal the identity of this anonymous passenger, but not enough reach to be able to eliminate the records entirely. Someone who could still be working at the Bureau, and was at least there in 2019.

Elizabeth and Finn come back to the campsite, towels around their shoulders, and Elizabeth asks why the water is so cold. It’s had all summer to heat up. He says he’ll get a fire going. Chase comes back with the kids, and asks if they’re okay. Elizabeth says, never better, and Aiden says she was so funny. She was so worried about Violet falling in, she fell in instead. Violet says, daddy tried to help her, and fell in too. Aiden says, it was so funny, and Finn says, it was so funny, and their concern is so touching. He thanks Chase for scooping up Violet, and Chase says, he’s too polite to gloat, but he finds it interesting that the guy just relearning to walk is steadier on the rocks than either of them. Elizabeth and Finn both say, but he’s not gloating, and Chase suggests they get out of their wet clothes, and he’ll get the fire started. Aiden reminds them about watching the meteor shower, but Elizabeth tells them to go on without her. Chase says he’ll take the kids, and they can get warm. Finn says, sounds like a plan, and Chase leaves with the kids.

Sonny asks if Nina has given any thought to where they’re going tonight, and she says she thought she’d leave that in his more than capable hands. He says he has some ideas of how to make tonight special, and she says, what is it? He says, it’s a surprise. He has to get ready, and it’s going to take some time, so why doesn’t she go put something fancy on and come back? She asks how much time he’s talking about, and he says she doesn’t need a lot of time to get beautiful. So go change and come back. And can she park out back? She asks, why? and he says, humor him. She says he’s lucky he’s cute, and he says, see you soon, and she leaves.

Jason tells Carly that Brick is checking with Sonny’s contacts to see if anyone is dealing with Cyrus, or heard any rumors about him coming after them. She says she just got off the phone with Devon, and Josslyn’s fine; she’s at Jax’s house. He says he talked to Tony about more security at the wedding, and she says, where all of their loved ones are going to be… in one place.

Two guys come out of the cockpit, and check Obrecht and Scotty’s pulses. One nods to the other, and the second guy gets on the phone, and says, it is done, in a foreign language.

Anna asks if she can play devil’s advocate, and Dante says, please do. She says, Leethy Unlimited is a multi-national company with varied interests, and employees all around the globe. What if this anonymous passenger was just a legitimate coincidence? Dante says, they do have an office in Addis Ababa. So what she’s saying is, that anonymous passenger was just a Leethy Unlimited executive, who just happened to grab a seat on that charter flight that Peter was sabotaging and just got caught up in it? He guesses it’s possible. Sam says, then why conceal the person’s identity?

Jason says, Brick is a security genius. Between him and the rest of their people, the wedding is going to be safe. She says she trusts him, but it’s unsettling that Cyrus still has allies on the outside. His organization is shattered and in pieces. Where is he finding these people to carry out his revenge? Jason says, it’s right in front of their faces. Cyrus must have aligned himself with one of the Five Familiespasta e piselli.

Shawn meets Jordan at the docks with food bags, and says he’s come bearing refreshments; two lemonades and donuts from Kelly’s. She says he thinks of everything, and he asks if she’s given any thought to his suggestion. She says he’s right. They can get a lot farther if they work on this together. He says, for real? The donuts must have sweetened the deal. She says, they didn’t hurt. Let’s do this. It would be a waste of time for Shawn to track down public information that she can get much quicker. They can work on this together, but only when she’s off-duty. He says, off-duty? and she says, it’s her final offer; take it or leave it. He says he’ll take it. He hands her the donuts, and says, what he knows so far is, Naomie was murdered, and whoever killed her tried to make it look like a suicide or an accidental OD. What doesn’t he know? She says, it just so happens, she got new information on Naomie’s case just this morning.

Finn asks if Elizabeth is okay. He can hear her teeth chattering. She says she can’t get warm. It feels like it’s freezing outside, but she’s really just freezing inside. You know where this is going, right? She suggests they talk about something warm. Maybe the power of suggestion will help. He thinks he has a place. One of his favorite memories. He was in Namibia for a year, just south of the Sahara; it’s one of the driest, most remote places on earth. It’s desert as far as the eye can see, but not just any desert. It’s vibrant, it’s warm, red-colored swirls of sand, culminating in the most beautiful sand dunes you’ve ever seen. Cascading waves of sand in the burning sun, against a blue sky that seems to stretch forever and ever. An endless horizon. In the late afternoon, all the colors soften to pinks and purples, and a warm breeze engulfs your skin. Does she feel warm or not? She’s still shivering. Elizabeth says, it sounds beautiful. He was lucky to experience that. She’s still chilled to her bones. He says, come here. They can share body heat. She sits next to him, and they look at each other without looking at each other.

On the plane, the guy on the phone says, yes, we have her… She’s fine, sedated… Yes, we’ll take care of Baldwin.

Finn says, Elizabeth is still cold, isn’t she? and she tells him to share his blankie with her. He does, and puts his arm around her. He says, better? and she says, much better.

Trina comes back to Jax’s house, and Josslyn says, stew’s in the oven. Trina says she thought stew cooked on top of the stove, but Josslyn says, not this recipe, which is why it takes so long. Fair warning, the kitchen’s a mess. Trina says she’ll help Josslyn clean it up, and takes the sauce out of her tote bag. She says, now behold everything she needs for her recipe, including a to-die-for sauce. Josslyn says she’s most appreciative, especially since Trina is donating this miraculous sauce to her dinner. Trina says, save her a bite or two so she can have one last dip, and Josslyn asks if it’s really that good. Trina says, trust her. It will change your life.

Carly tells Jason, Vincent Novak was there earlier, and made a point of telling her that he was sending Joey out of the country, and there would be no more trouble from his family. Jason flashes back to Buscema telling him that Joey’s behavior was unacceptable, and that he intended to make his feelings known to Novak. Jason tells Carly, yesterday, Buscema made a point of condemning Joey’s actions, and she asks if he thinks it’s just a smokescreen for the Novaks. He says, and so, what? Joey wasn’t in charge of his actions; he was working off of Vincent? She says, the Novaks are going to try and make a run for their territory, and he says it wouldn’t be the first time the Novaks challenged them. Right now, they can’t rule out anything or anyone.

Someone in an orange jumpsuit is led to the visiting area. It’s Cyrus. The guard uncuffs him. He smiles, sits, and picks up the phone. Someone sits on the other side. Cyrus says, hope you had a nice flight. On the other side of the glass, Mr. Buscema nods, and Cyrus asks what Buscema has for him.

Jordan tells Shawn, they tracked Naomie’s movements up until her death. She wasn’t lying when she told Finn that she’d just come back to the U.S. Passport control confirmed Naomie flew in from Paris the day before she came to Port Charles. Shawn says, that’s like saying LaGuardia or JFK. She could have been coming from anywhere. She says that’s why she requested Naomie’s ticket info; where it originated, the flight manifest. Maybe knowing where Naomie came from can help them figure out why she ended up dead.

Anna puts the papers back in the file, and says, so this other passenger was a person of significance, and that’s why their identity was omitted. Dante says, all they have to do is find out who the other passenger was, and Anna says and if there’s any connection to Victor’s tenure at the WSB. Sam says, no. Maybe it’s simpler than that. Maybe this other person had a connection to Drew.

Nina comes back to the Tan-O, and calls to Mike/Sonny. He comes out, and tells her that she looks beautiful. She says he doesn’t look so bad himself. He asks if she’s ready to go, and she says she can hardly wait to find out where he’s taking her. He says, let’s go check it out, and takes her hand. He brings her outside, where he’s set up a candlelight dinner. He says he couldn’t think of a better place to take her than where they first met. She says, it’s perfect, and he leads her to her chair. She thanks him and sits, and he sits opposite her. He says, a toast. To their first date. She says, to their first date, and they clink glasses, gazing into each other’s eyes.

On the plane, the first guy asks, what did the boss say to do with this one? indicating Scotty. The other guy says, chuck him, and first guy takes off Scotty’s oxygen mask and seatbelt. He lifts Scotty out of the chair, and drags him toward the front of the plane. Obrecht is still unconscious.

Tomorrow, Cyrus asks if Buscema is in or out, Britt can’t help but wonder what Jason and Carly are trying to prove, and Nina says she can’t do this.

The Real Housewives of New York City

As the women were wrapping up the Pin the Lips on Harry game, Ramona’s phone rang, and it was Harry, which freaked everyone out. Since LuAnn is so tall, she easily kept the phone from a jumping Ramona, and answered, trying to fake Harry out. In Leah’s interview, she said Harry was a 60 year old f***boy. Sonja got on, and said she still loved him, but he was toxic. He said she needed to find a nice guy, and she said he was a nice guy until he cheated. Everyone agreed it was weird and random. In her interview, LuAnn didn’t buy that Harry and Ramona didn’t hook up at all, and in Sonja’s interview, she said Ramona didn’t have time to be friends with a man. They sat down, and Leah wanted to hear everyone’s best and worst sexual experiences. Making a really long story short, Ramona said she’d cheated on a boyfriend, and the other guy had a pencil d*ck. She thought God was punishing her for cheating. In her interview, Eboni said Ramona ran from the room if they talked about body parts. Now they knew the truth. Sonja suddenly jumped up, and grabbed LuAnn for a slow dance, and in her interview, Eboni said who was she to question it? Sonja wouldn’t be specific about her experiences, and just gave vague reminiscences about places and positions. Ramona pulled out a pair of pasties from her bag, and then flashed everyone the ones she was wearing. They were like sparkly snowflakes, and she gave them out to everyone, telling them to put them on. No surprise, Leah came out first, and LuAnn said, if you couldn’t get naked with your girlfriends, who could you get naked with? I dunno. Your significant other? Everyone danced around, topless except for the pasties, and in Ramona’s interview, she said she thought covid changed her. Of course, the two tequila shots didn’t hurt.

In the morning, there were remnants of the party everywhere; glasses, feathers, and God knows what. Leah went to Eboni’s room, and Eboni said she was surprised Ramona encouraged wearing pasties. In Ramona and Sonja’s room, Sonja said she was surprised that Eboni loosened up so much. Leah was excited about the identity switch dinner. She wanted to see what everyone else was doing. They took their fancy van to a restaurant, which made Ramona squeal. LuAnn wanted everyone’s best Valentine’s Day story, but Leah didn’t have one. In her interview, she said she wasn’t exactly a romantic, and she asked the others to tell her what she’s missing. Ramona talked about Mario writing extra stuff on cards, and Leah said Rob sent her an old school telegram once when she was away. LuAnn said she kept special voicemails, and Leah said she did too. (Me too.) Leah got teary, and LuAnn detected melancholy. Leah said Rob had disappointed her, but he’d done a lot of great things. You had to accept who someone was. They were still close, and she didn’t want to start a new life with someone because of it. She’d sacrificed that part of herself. In Leah’s interview, she said she’d chosen to do that. She liked what she had with Kiki and Rob, but got sad when she thought about it. Eboni said Leah would move on when she was ready, and LuAnn said, it would just happen. In LuAnn’s interview, she said it was tough out there, but Leah had her guard up. After lunch, they broke plates to banish evil spirits and bring good luck. The each proclaimed what they wanted out of their lives, and what they wanted to come in.  

Bershan arrived, and in Ramona’s interview, she said, the identity switch was LuAnn’s idea, and she’d assigned them whoever they butted heads with the most. For Ramona, it was Leah, and for LuAnn, it was Eboni. Sonja butted heads with Bershan. In LuAnn’s interview, she said she’d done her homework. She wanted to get Eboni down pat. It was all in fun. You had to be able to laugh at yourself. In Leah’s interview, she said she was trying to understand the human that is Ramona. In their interviews, all of the women talked about how they were going to achieve their switch. Eboni was presenting the Cabaret Countess, of course wearing Jovani, and Ramona said Leah was all about shock value. They got in their costumes, Leah stopping by the kitchen to get red coloring for her IV bag of Pinot Plasma. I thought Bershan was going to bust a gut when she saw Leah as Ramona, but Eboni was louder when saw LuAnn as herself. They all seemed like they were having the best time, which is so much better than them fighting. Leah thought Ramona looked hot as her, and in her interview, Ramona said Leah’s portrayal was amusing. She’d nailed the look, except the dress was more Leah. She had to put a little Leah in Ramona. I agreed with this. It was a sparkly mini that I didn’t see Ramona as wearing. Sonja as Bershan came downstairs last. Bershan pointed out her Sonja by Sonja outfit, under $200 at Century 21, and in Sonja’s interview, she said Bershan had her nailed. As much conflict as they had, Bershan got her. Leah told the bartender, whatever your name is, there’s not enough ice in this, handing him her glass, which is totally something Ramona would do. Eboni as LuAnn said she heard it was Ramona’s birthday, and sang Happy Birthday a la the Countess. In Leah’s interview, she said, being LuAnn was hard. You had to sing, and Eboni was doing a great job. Agreed again.

They sat down for dinner, and LuAnn said they each had a card, and there was a question they had to answer as their alter-ego. Leah’s question was, if the New York Times was writing an article about you, what would you want it to say? I was surprised at how kind Leah was, listing all the positives in Ramona’s life, and how she’d achieved so many goals. Ramona said Leah really got her, and they hugged. In Ramona’s interview, she said it was another side of Leah; a softer side that she didn’t show. She wished Leah would show it more. In Leah’s interview, she said just because she and Ramona had differences, that didn’t mean she couldn’t recognize things about Ramona that were good. She wanted to dig deeper. Eboni’s question was, did she, as LuAnn, consider herself a triple threat? and Eboni said she knew she wasn’t Barbra Streisand, but it was about entertainment value, and bringing people joy. In LuAnn’s interview, she said she and Eboni had come a long way. It was nice to see Eboni impersonate her in a positive, spirited way. Sonja as Bershan was asked, who needed the most help? and to give her two-minute best life coaching. Sonja did a little riff on each of the women, and Bershan said she was right on the money. The question for Ramona as Leah was why she talked about raunchy sex so much, and Ramona as Leah threw hydrangeas at Leah as Ramona. We flashed back to Leah throwing ravioli at Ramona in that restaurant in Newport or wherever. Leah said Ramona was scaring her, and hid under the table. We flashed back to Ramona and Sonja huddled under a table, possibly during the same trip. LuAnn’s question to answer as Eboni, was why she referred to herself as Eboni K. Williams, and who was her alter-ego? LuAnn said she’d worked hard to get where she was, and she was going to use her entire name. Eboni was absolutely screaming, and said LuAnn made her feel excited about her own self. In Eboni’s interview, she said, LuAnn did a helluva job. Leah finally couldn’t be Ramona any longer, and ditched her wig and IV bag. In LuAnn’s interview, she said they had all kinds of parties, but the identity swap was the bomb. Agreed one more time. This was the best episode of this season.  

Since it was the finale (sort of), we saw blurbs about what they’re all up to. LuAnn was going to shake her booty on stage when her cabaret show resumed, and was also working on a non-alcoholic rosé. Ramona aced her real estate test, and had gotten a  waterfront condo in Palm Beach… near Harry. Hmm… Eboni had met her new sisters, but had yet to meet her dad, and was working with a matchmaker to get back in the dating scene. Sonja had rented out her townhouse for two years, and was getting ready to do a Comedy Caberlesque show. Leah was going to be a fulltime Jew in the fall, and Kier was enrolled at a top all-girls school, much to Bunny’s delight.   

Leah raised her glass, and said, even though the pandemic happened, they embodied something the country could take notes from in terms of their listening to each other. Even though they were different people, they figured it out. Not just how to co-exist, but they also found something they loved about each other.

Next time – not the Reunion yet, but a Very Special Episode. Remember those? A spitting contest at Martin’s gym, Sonja instructs on how to remove a dingleberry off your dog’s butt, Ramona toasts herself, and LuAnn gets a tattoo.  

😆 Comedy Tonight…

Apparently, Sonja is killing it.

🎈 Up, Up, and Away…

Tomorrow, more hellish behavior from the women with too much money in Beverly Hills. The two Toms will also be hosting a watch party of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City at 9 pm on Bravo. I saw the Vanderpump Rules one – sort of; I was doing something else at the same time – and it looked mildly amusing. They’re just a wee bit full of themselves though. I guess no one has the heart to tell them a Bravolebrity isn’t a real celebrity. No matter what side of celeb you fall on, stay safe, stay gratified with whatever your accomplishments, and stay not petting wild animals, no matter how cute you think they are. Seriously. Don’t do that.

August 30, 2021 – Nina Sets Obrecht’s Plan In Motion, All Girls On Deck, Red Explanation, New Runway, Only One Left & Epic Faith

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Brook thanks Valentin for a ride to the pool (🍷). Bailey can get some fresh air and sunshine, while she gets some lunch. How long is his meeting going to be? Maybe they can catch a ride going back. He says, of course (🍷). His meeting’s right there. He points to Scotty and Austin, lying on lounge chairs, and tells her to enjoy her lunch. Maxie comes in, and asks if Brook is there for lunch; they can sit together. She tells Bailey/Louise it’s good to see her

Austin says, Valentin, my man. Pull up a chaise. Suck up some vitamin D. Valentin sits, and Austin says, and explain to him why he should vote to keep Valentin as CEO of ELQ. Scotty sits up, and Valentin smiles at him.

Alexis jumps a bunch of Shawn’s checkers, and says, king me. He says she’s a shark. He should have known better than to play with her. She says she’s glad he threw caution to the wind. She’s missed him. He says he’s missed her too. This is definitely an improvement over Pentenville. He just wishes she was out of the system altogether. She says, it’s a nice prison, but it’s still a prison. How is his new life on the outside? Sam comes in, and asks, who’s winning? He says, her mom. Alexis asks if everything is okay, and Sam says, that depends. She got a call from Drew.

Gladys, Brando, and Lucy approach Sasha’s table at the MetroCourt, and Sasha asks how the apartment hunting is going. Gladys sits, and says, terrible. They’ve been to seven apartments, and none of them was acceptable. Lucy and Brando sit, and Gladys says, good thing Lucy has Deception. She doesn’t think this real estate gig is going to pay off for her. Lucy says, considering she’s doing this as a big, fat favor – she looks at Sasha – she’s not really worried about it.

On the phone, Jordan walks down to the docks, saying, she’s glad Mayor Collins and her brother arrived safely. Do they have any more intel on who’s been carrying out Renault’s orders?… Okay, send her the prison phone logs. She wants to know who Cyrus has been talking to. Jason arrives, and she thanks him for meeting her.

At the MetroCourt, Carly looks at her engagement ring, and sighs. Possible competition for Jason. She flashes back to Jason giving it to her. Anna says, hey, startling Carly, and asks if she was daydreaming.

Sonny hears someone walks into the Tan-O, and says, they’re closed. Peter says, Mike, Mike, Mike. Is Nina here? Sonny says, no, and Peter says, she’s not at her place either. He wouldn’t happen to know what she’s up to, would he?

Outside on the phone, Nina asks if Obrecht was able to make arrangements. Obrecht says, it’s all set. She needs Nina to direct Peter to the town of Soufriere in St. Lucia. It’s large enough that tourists won’t be noticed, but too small for any significant police force. Nina says, okay, and once Peter gets there? Obrecht says, the scourge that is Peter August will be eradicated once and for all.    

Sonny says he doesn’t expect Nina to tell him where she is every minute of the day. Why would she tell Peter? Peter says he’s sorry his question upset Sonny, but Sonny says, Peter doesn’t seem sorry about anything, least of all, him. Peter says Sonny is perceptive; perhaps it was one of his gifts. Sonny asks if Peter wants more of his perception. Peter had a strong reaction when they first saw one another, like Peter was surprised to see him. Peter says, his point being… and Sonny says, stop now. Does Peter know who he is? Peter says, yes, as a matter-of-fact, he does.

Jason meets Jordan on the docks, and says her message sounded urgent. What did she want to talk to him about? She says, his wedding. He’s inviting more than family and friends. There are business associates on the guest list. He says, right, and she asks if he expects trouble. He wonders if she heard something, and she says, Cyrus may be behind bars, but he’s not sitting quietly.

Nina tells Obrecht, be careful; Peter is on his guard. Obrecht laughs, and says Nina is kind to worry, but Peter is no match for her. His exit is long overdue. No one will miss him, and the world will be a better place without him in it.

Sonny says, if Peter knew who he was before he lost his memory, start talking. Peter tells him, when he said he knew who Sonny was, he meant he knows the type of guy Nina is drawn to, and simply can’t resist.

Sam tells Alexis and Shawn that she heard a commotion, like a struggle, then the line went dead. Alexis says, and she believes it was Drew? but Sam says she doesn’t know what to think. She’s been processing the whole thing, and guesses she believes it was Drew. She’s been asking questions about the plane crash. Dante is helping her investigate, and Anna agreed to let them see the WSB file on the crash. Shawn says, it sounds like she has a lot of support, and Sam tells him that she doesn’t want him to think she dropped the ball on the Hayden Barnes investigation. She’s still going to find the shooter. Shawn says Sam needs answers once and for all, and Drew has to be her focus.

Anna congratulates Carly on her engagement, and says, Jason is a good man. She’s fortunate. Carly agrees that she is, and Anna says, it reminds her of her and Robert. They went to hell and back. They didn’t make it, but she thinks Carly and Jason will succeed, and wishes them every happiness. Carly thanks her, when Mr. Novak comes in. Carly says, she has to work, and excuses herself.

Anna tells Dante, sorry to keep him waiting, and hands him the file, saying, it has all the intel on Drew’s plane crash She hopes he can find something to pursue. He says, he’ll take a look, and let her know. She tells him that she’s available to help, and he says he appreciates that. Any theories? She says, other than Peter is responsible, either Peter, or someone worse, has Drew. If Helena wasn’t dead, she’d say it was her, and Dante says they should send someone to Cassadine Island. She says, done, and he says he was just kidding. She says, the Bureau keeps the place on their radar. She’s learned the past doesn’t stay in the past. Obrecht comes by, and says, truer words were never spoken.

Gladys tells Lucy that she’d like a harbor view, something like the loft space she’d been in. In a trendy area, where there are boutiques and coffee shops. Brando says, the place with the large windows that Lucy showed her would be great, and Lucy says Gladys should reconsider that one. The natural light will make her look better. Sasha says, it sounds great for plants, but Gladys says, no plants, no cats, and no canasta. Next, they’ll want to put her in the old folks home. Brando says he liked the place, and Gladys says, all he needs is a couch and a wide-screen TV; he could live in a cave. Lucy says she was instructed to work within a modest budget, and Gladys says, it’s not her fault she was shot. Brando says, in the shoulder, and Sasha says, three months ago. She returned to work. Gladys says, in the fashion industry. She needs a place suitable to her new career. Sasha says she’s Brook’s assistant, and while it’s important, it’s still an entry level position. Gladys tells Lucy, that reminds her. When can she expect her first raise?

Valentin tells Austin, he’s actually not there to pitch himself. He has a bit of a reputation, but Austin isn’t a voting shareholder just yet, so they’re getting ahead of themselves.

Maxie suggests she just tell Valentin that she and Brook ran into each other, and decided to have lunch. It makes total sense. Brook says, Valentin is trying to pull Austin into his camp so he can retain control of ELQ.

Scotty tells Valentin, they filed a motion with new evidence. Edward left a letter saying he wanted to change his will. It’s only a question of time before Austin gets his voting shares of ELQ. Valentin says, with all due respect, filing a motion is just the beginning of a lengthy and a contentious process, but Austin says, with equal respect, the evidence is strong. He thinks the lawsuit is just a formality. Valentin hopes Austin is right. Assuming Austin becomes a voting shareholder, he’ll want Austin’s support.

Maxie asks Brook, now that Austin found out Edward intended to add his father in the will, what’s next? Brook says, if the judge rules in Austin’s favor, he might be the deciding vote. (Hmm… I thought that was Lucy, and it was set up so it would be someone outside the family.) It’s up to them to convince Austin that the family business is better kept in the family. Maxie says, good luck with that, and Brook says, exactly. Maxie says she’s so sorry. After everything Brook did to put her father back as the head of the company. Now she’s back to square one. Brook says, not entirely. There’s no bigger payoff than keeping Maxie’s baby safe.

Valentin tells Austin, the company has been thriving on his watch. He’s been a very effective CEO. He’s regarded the bottom line, he’s increased profits, and the price of the shares Austin is about to receive have increased and are very strong. He’d say replacing him as CEO at this time would be stupid. Austin tells him, anyone can say they’re well-meaning, honest, and straightforward. That doesn’t mean they are. He believes Valentin thinks he’s some kind of hayseed, but if Valentin thinks he’s some guy who just fell off a turnip truck, he’s not.

Sam tells Shawn, she knows she said she’d help, and she’s going to, but he says, family first – always. Alexis says, if Scout’s father is alive, she should know, and Shawn says, he’ll get justice. He’s not giving up, and not going anywhere. Except to stretch his legs. He gets up, and says he’ll let them talk, but he’s coming back for a rematch. Alexis says she’ll be there. He leaves, and Sam says, he’s great. Alexis says, he certainly is. Sam must have a lot of questions. Sam says, no. She knows it was Drew’s voice.

Obrecht asks Anna for a word, and Anna tells Dante that she’ll be right back. He tells her, good luck.

Carly asks what Novak wants, and he says he wanted to apologize in person for his nephew Joey’s inappropriate behavior. Carly says, if his nephew behaves inappropriately again, he’ll find out firsthand why Jason has the reputation he does. Novak says he’s making arrangements for Joey to be out of the country indefinitely, and she says she hopes so. He says, have no fear. An early wedding present. Gladys listens in, and when he leaves, she sits down. She says, Carly and Jason finally set a date. Her invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. Or is it too awkward to have Sonny’s family at her wedding to Jason?

Lucy asks Sasha and Brando to excuse her for a tiny moment, and leaves the table. Brando says his mother doesn’t know when to quit. Now she’s harassing Carly. Sasha says, Carly can handle his mom, and he says, no question. She says, speaking of Carly, Maxie mentioned that she and Jason set a date of September 17th. He hasn’t said if he’s going, or doesn’t he want her to go with him? 

Obrecht asks if there’s been any word on that schwein Henrik, and Anna says, if he’s out there, he’s doing a good job being undercover. Obrecht asks what the chances are that he’s dead, and Anna says, it’s a possibility. She can tell Obrecht this much, she’s not giving up. She’s going to find him, dead or alive.

Peter tells Sonny, when Nina sees someone lost or in pain, she feels compelled to help. He pegged Sonny as her latest charity case. Sonny flies out from behind the bar with a baseball bat, and tells him, say it again. Nina comes in, and runs over, saying, stop. What’s going on? Peter says, just a difference of opinion, and she says, it doesn’t matter. Peter is leaving today. Peter says, oh really? and she says she was able to get in touch with her contact – the fiction editor. He agreed to meet Peter, and if Peter waits outside for her, she’ll fill him in. He says he can’t wait to hear about it. Best of luck… Mike. He leaves, and Nina looks at Sonny. He says, what? That guy is bad news. He doesn’t understand why Nina is listening to him. Nina says, she agrees, and after today, they won’t see Peter again. That’s a promise.

Outside, Nina asks why Peter is provoking Sonny, and he says, who cares? Does she really have a lead, or was her performance for Sonny’s benefit? Nina says, yes, there’s a lead. Anna and Valentin think Louise is in St. Lucia. He says, Valentin just offered up the information, and wasn’t suspicious? and she asks if that isn’t why he blackmailed her. To exploit Valentin’s feelings? He says, Nina doesn’t actually care. Clearly, she’s moved on. She says she told Valentin that she was worried about Maxie, and needed to know if they were any closer to finding a lead. That’s when he told her they had a new lead. Peter wonders, why St. Lucia?  

Obrecht asks Anna to keep her apprised if there’s any new information. She’s going away to a medical conference, and she’s worried about Maxie and James. Anna asks if she didn’t lose her license, and Obrecht says, thank you. She’d completely forgotten. She still likes to keep up with new information, and there’s a conference in St. Lucia. She and Scotty are taking advantage of it as a romantic getaway. When he’s finished at the pool (🍷), they’ll be on their way. Anna says, with Scotty? and Obrecht nods and smiles. Anna tells her not to worry about Maxie. She’ll keep an eye on her. Enjoy. Obrecht says she shall, and laughs.

Valentin tells Austin, since he came to ELQ, he’s just wanted to make the company money. Every decision he’s made as CEO is to further that goal. The Quartermaines can fight, bicker, and argue, and not make the company suffer. Austin says, that’s a good point, when Lucy appears, and says she has to speak to her pal (Scotty) pronto. Scotty says, they’re talking business, but she says, pronto. Austin says, they can take a break, and Valentin says he can make some phone calls. They leave, and Lucy calls Scotty a nincompoop, and Scotty says, that’s a little harsh, but Lucy says it’s not. She has harsher words, but she’s kept her mouth sealed this whole time. She’s been a good girl, and hasn’t said one word about his dangerous liaison – his liaisons dangereuses – with Obrech. But him jetting off to an island with her is too far. He says, first of all, it’s Obrecht, with T. She smacks him in the forehead, and tells him, get a grip. Obrecht almost ruined the Nurses Ball for her. She’s out for herself, and if Scotty doesn’t snap out of it, she’ll be the death of him.

Austin approaches Brook and Maxie’s table, and says he’s run into Maxie two days in a row. The universe is trying to tell them something. Maxie says, that the MetroCourt has a great pool (🍷) lunch menu? Brook says, they would have invited him over, but he looks too busy. He says he’s not too busy to say hi to a friend. He and Maxie are friends, right?

Jordan tells Jason that Cyrus is up to his old tricks, intent on revenge. He asks if Carly and her family have been threatened, but she says, not so far. Steps have been taken to protect the parties involved, and she believes the threat has been neutralized… for the moment. He says he appreciates the heads up, and she says she appreciates his cooperation. Who’s doing Cyrus’s dirty work? Does he have any names he can pass along?   

Carly says Gladys’s her constant jabs trying to make her feel guilty about marrying Jason won’t work. If she knew anything about Sonny, she’d know Sonny would be all for this. Sonny would want her to move on and be happy. He trusted Jason more than anybody in the whole world. Carly gets that Gladys can’t grasp that concept, and that’s why she’s not invited to the wedding. Gladys says, they’re family, but Carly says, they’re not family. And Gladys better change her attitude if she wants to be part of Brando and his child’s life. Carly leaves, and Gladys sits and stews.

Brando says he wasn’t planning on going to the wedding, and Sasha asks, why not? He says he made a promise to keep his distance, and he meant it. She and the baby are his first priority. She says she appreciates that, but she’d never ask him to give up family

Dante looks through the file, and says, bingo.

Alexis says, if Sam continues to follow this, she has to promise to be careful. Drew was capable and determined guy, but if someone is holding him, Sam finding him could be dangerous. Sam promises to be careful. Her phone rings, and she steps away. Dante asks if she’s still coming in, and she says she’ll be there; she’s with her mom. Did he get the file? He says he did, and there’s something she’s got to see. She says she’ll be right there.

Dante says Sam got there fast (she used the GH teleporter), and she says he told her there was something she needed to see. Anna sits down, and he says they both need to hear this. Drew found Andre in Ethiopia, and sent Andre home before continuing on to Afghanistan, but they didn’t know he’d chartered a flight to Addis Ababa. Anna doesn’t see the significance, and Dante says, Drew wasn’t alone. There was another passenger on the flight.

Alexis tells Shawn, it’s his move, and he says, right. She says maybe they should stop. Neither one of them are paying attention anyway. He says, because of Sam? and she says, because of Sam, because of him. He was very galante; she knows he was disappointed. He let Sam walk away with a clear conscience. He’s a good guy. He says, the one thing he learned in prison was patience, but he didn’t tell her the other part of the story. Hayden’s mother was in town, and gave them a story about Hayden abandoning Violet. The next thing they knew, she’d been murdered. Someone wanted to keep her from talking about Hayden. Alexis asks if he thinks whoever shot Hayden six years ago is still after her, and he says, who knows? If he keeps at this, maybe he’ll uncover more than he bargained for. Jordan thinks he should let it go; focus on his present and future. Maybe she’s right. Alexis says, Jordan is a very smart woman. Of course (🍷) she’s right. Too bad he won’t listen to her.

Jason says this is the first he’s hearing of a threat from Cyrus. Is Jordan sure her sources are good? She says they are. He says, but Cyrus’s organization has been dismantled, and she says, is it possible Cyrus still has an ally on the outside? Can he be 100% certain that no one in the Five Families Tuscan white beans would work with Cyrus?

Sasha tells Brando, there’s a difference between being part of a family and part of the mob. Brando says, with Sonny, there was barely daylight between the two, and she tells him, look at Michael and Dante. He says he thinks Dante is a special case, being a cop, but she says he gets what she’s saying. He wants a life with his child unconnected to the mob, but he’s Sonny’s cousin. Carly and Jason are kind of a family extension. She’d never ask him to cut ties completely. He says, she’s amazing, and Lucy comes back. Sasha says she thought Lucy left, but Lucy says she was just visiting the pool (🍷). Sasha says, apartment hunting with Gladys is taxing, and Lucy says she prides herself on her professionalism. All she can give is her hard won words of wisdom. She can’t help it if certain people don’t listen.   

Brook tells Austin that Maxie has more friends than she needs, and doesn’t need another one. Austin asks if that’s true, and Maxie says, it’s not his fault that every time she sees him, she thinks of Louise. She’ll always be grateful that he helped bring Louise into the world, but then Maxie lost her. He says he’s sorry, but she says, don’t be. He says, it’s a real trauma, and he should have considered that. Forgive him. He leaves, and Brook says, oh my God. He’s so into Maxie.  

On the phone, Sonny asks if he and Nina can take Phyllis out to dinner… Oh, that’s good news… No, Nina’s not here. She’s outside with that Peter guy. He doesn’t like that guy at all, but he’s leaving today, so good… As a matter-of-fact, if Nina isn’t back in there soon, he’s going out there to send Peter packing.

Nina tells Peter, the WSB tracked a woman with an infant who traveled from Albany to Miami the day after Louise was taken. She rented a cottage on the outskirts of town called Soufriere, St. Lucia. He asks if she has the name of the woman, and she says, what possible reason would she have for asking Valentin her name? He asks how sure she is that the lead is legitimate, and she says, Valentin and Anna are going to St. Lucia tomorrow. He says, that means he can still get there before them. She starts to walk away, but he grabs her arm, and says, if she’s lying, she won’t be the only one who suffers. She says she knows he’s capable of anything, and wouldn’t dare double-cross him.

Jordan tells Jason, Sonny’s death created unrest. She’s glad he shored up Sonny’s interests. He says, he and Carly are getting married; that’s all, but she says, there are many reasons people join their lives. It’s a statement to the world of strength and commitment. Believe her when she says she wishes them the best in their future together. He thanks her, and says, thanks again for the update, and leaves.

Alexis says she knows Shawn, and she knows he’s not walking away from this. He says she’s right. He can’t let it go, especially after Hayden’s mother was killed. She says he knows she likes to dig into something herself, and he asks what she’s thinking. She says maybe they can work together. She’s not a P.I., and she’s not even free, but they made a good team when they were digging up information to expose Judge Carson. She’s thinking they can do it again. What does he say?

Dante asks Anna, what’s with the report being only five pages? and she says she thought it was more window dressing than an investigation. Drew’s plane went down in the Gulf of Adan, there was minimal wreckage, and no bodies. What was there to investigate? Sam says, Dante’s right. There was another passenger on the plane; it just doesn’t say the name. Anna says, that’s interesting, and Dante says he thought that was weird too. Sam says, there’s transaction there that says there was a seat reserved and paid for by a corporation – Leethy Unlimited. Why does it sound familiar? Anna wonders where they’ve heard of that company before.   

Gladys asks if Lucy is ready for another round of apartment hunting, and Lucy asks if she’s talking about another round of her unreasonable standards? Glady says she’s sorry if she was unreasonable, and Lucy says, she’s using the if word? Gladys says she realizes she has to get ready for her grandbaby, and needs the perfect apartment. Perhaps with the friends and family discount? Brando says he thinks they’ve had enough for today, and Lucy thinks they’ve had enough for a lifetime. Ta! She leaves, and Gladys says, that was rude. She needs a drink. She goes to the bar, and Brando tells Sasha, he’s so sorry about her… and Sasha says, she’s with Lucy; stop apologizing. Besides Gladys has one major redeeming quality – her son.   

Brook says she thinks Maxie broke Austin’s heart, but props to her for chasing him away without suspicion. Maxie tells her, everything she said was the truth. She just left out the part where she’s terrified he’ll remember seeing them together that night. Brook says, but for now at least, she thinks Austin will steer clear of Maxie. Maxie says, good.

Valentin asks Austin, where were we? and Austin tells Valentin that he was saying something that was true. He’s not a fan of Quartermaine infighting, and he’s more than happy to stay on the periphery. Valentin says, the quiet above the fray. Austin can claim what’s rightfully his, but doesn’t have to be the thing he hates.

Scotty leads Obrecht to the only seats on the plane, and she says, a private jet. He says he wanted to go all out for his schnitzel, and she says, it’s too much. He shouldn’t have. He says, nothing is too good for them, and pours champagne. He clinks his glass against hers, but she’s clearly distracted. He asks, what’s wrong? and she says, only her regret that his trip isn’t just pleasure for her. He says, Huntington’s. He wants her also to enjoy island time, and she says, once her business has concluded, she promises she’ll definitely enjoy herself.

Sam tells Anna and Dante that she found it in one of her closed case files. Leethy Unlimited. Dante asks, which case? and Sam says, Nina Reeves.

Sonny starts to head outside, but Nina comes back in. He says he was just going to get her. Is he gone? Nina says, the interview came though, so he left, and Sonny asks if she’s all right. She says, yeah, and he says he doesn’t understand. Peter is so creepy. Why is she helping him? She says she owed him a favor, but now her debt is paid, so can they not talk about him anymore? Did he check on Phyllis? He says, Phyllis is going out to dinner with Janice, and she says she’s glad. He says, since Phyllis is out, and the bar is closed because of Lenny’s death, he thought – he takes her hand – she deserves a little time for herself. She says she likes the way he thinks, and he asks if she’ll go out to dinner with him.

Dante asks when Sam investigated Nina, and she says, it was before Nina came to Port Charles. Nina’s then husband Silas Clay hired her to figure out where Madeline Reeves was keeping her comatose daughter. Anna says, that’s it. Leethy Unlimited. It was the operating company for Creighton-Clark, the facility where Nina was a patient. It was the same place Drew was held before Robin revived him and helped him escape. Dante says, small world… or not.

Shawn goes to the docks, and thanks Jordan for waiting for him. She asks if everything is okay, and he says, for the most part. He gave some thought to what she said about moving on with his life. Her points are valid, reasonable, and practical. She’s glad he sees it that way, and he says he does, but he can’t move on until he gets the truth, and to get the truth, he’s going to need her help.

Austin says Valentin makes some valid points. He’ll take them into consideration. Valentin says he doesn’t need an answer right now, but appreciates Austin’s time. they shake hands, and Brook sees. She says, her poor father. Austin is definitely going with Valentin. Austin tells Valentin that he’ll be in touch.  

Maxie tells Brook that she’s sorry, and Brook says, Valentin can be convincing and charismatic when he wants to be. Fortunately for her, she’s got an ace in the hole. Maxie says, who? and Brook smiles.

Going to the bar, Gladys wonders where the bartender is when you need him. Novak says, the hospitality in this place could definitely use an upgrade. He saw her talking to Mrs. Corinthos earlier. Gladys says, she won’t be Mrs. Corinthos for long, and good riddance. He takes it she’s not a fan, and she says, Carly’s late husband – may he rest – was her cousin. He says, she and Sonny were related? and she says, they were like this, crossing her fingers. Carly isn’t showing the proper respect. Remarrying when It’s been less than a year? She’s been civil, but it’s wasted on Carly. The woman has no class. Novak orders a drink, for the lady.  

Carly asks Jason if everything is okay, and he says, Cyrus is making a move.

Nina wonders if Sonny is asking her out on a date, and he says it’s something they haven’t had a chance to do; just the two of them. She says, like they’re the only two people in the whole world, and he says, aren’t they? She says, for tonight, they are. It’s just them. She says she knows they had tough times, but maybe now everything is going to be okay. He hugs her, and asks, why wouldn’t it be?

The plane starts to experience turbulence. Obrecht reaches into her pocketbook, presumably to hold her gun in place. She tells Scotty, everything is going to be fine. The lights go out, and everything tumbles sideways.

Tomorrow, Jordan asks if Shawn trusts her to find out the truth, Scotty wonders what the hell is going on, Jason asks who else Cyrus has to settle a score with, and Nina wonders why Sonny would ask her that question.

Below Deck Mediterranean

My first thought it, they can’t even have ranks now because of this twerp – i.e. Lexi.

We slide back a little to Katie telling Lexi, to her, it seems more like laziness. Whether it is or not, that’s how it’s coming across. She isn’t up to second stew standards. Now that they have an extra hand, she doesn’t want to have ranks anymore. She’s doesn’t know how this is going to go down. In Lexi’s interview, she thinks Katie’s decision is idiotic. To demote or suspend them makes no sense. Of course it seems idiotic to her. She probably thought she should get a promotion. New stew Delaney comes onto the boat, and David shows her where the bridge is. In Delaney’s interview, she says she has a psyche and languages degree. The best thing she did in college though, was to join the sailing team. In the second grade, it was discovered she had a speech impediment. But in her second grade mind, she realized if she made it worse, she’d get to skip classes. She meets Captain Sandy, and tells the captain that she was a sailing skipper on boats in Croatia and Greece. She’s a deck/stew because they need to do everything on a small boat. She never did anything in interior, but they did whatever it took to make the guests happy. The captain tells her that they need support inside. In her interview, Captain Sandy says, since it’s a pandemic, she could only get a chef and deck/stew. She chose someone with deck experience, hoping she could learn interior. I would it shouldn’t be that hard to grasp, but on the other hand, why the hell did this woman indicate she had interior experience when she hadn’t? The captain says Delaney will probably be sharing a cabin with a male, and Delaney says she’s cool with that. She’s introduced to Katie, and Captain Sandy says, she was bringing her on for the deck, but she had stew on her resumé, and she thought Katie could use the help. However, it’s Katie’s decision. She’s not forcing Katie to take on a crew member. Delaney says, everything will be new to her, and Katie asks if she’s sure. Delaney says she’s happy to do it, and Katie shows her around.

Mzi comes back from being in the harness, and Malia says he conquered it. Delaney meets her new roommate Mathew, and meets Courtney and Lexi. Delaney tells Malia that she’s worked more on deck, and says, if she has time, she could come out to help. Courtney worries that Delaney’s done no stew work. Delaney moves in her stuff, and in his interview, Mathew says he’s overwhelmed. Reading the preference sheets, they’ve listed enough sh*t for a month of chartering. Courtney gets weepy, and worries that her work is inadequate, but Katie says she’s an effing good stew. She’d be f***ed without Courtney.  

David thinks about hitting on Delaney, who he calls Andrea, and in Lloyd’s interview, he thinks David might do well… or he’ll be rejected twice. Who knows? David says he was so wrong thinking her name was Andrea. Delaney gets into her uniform, and in Lexi’s interview, she doesn’t think Katie should keep her title, if they’re all even. She should lead by example. What a peabrain she is. But then, she’s like 30 and still has a slam book. Delaney says she knows nothing about laundry, and in Courtney’s interview, she says just because Delaney worked on a yacht, doesn’t mean it was the same job. She explains the ins and outs of laundry, and in Delaney’s interview, she says she does laundry at home. She was the valedictorian of her high school. She’s not an idiot. She’ll figure it out. I dunno. What was the grade average in her high school? Everything is relative. Provisions come in, and Captain Sandy tells the crew to get in their whites, and meet on dock in 30 minutes.  

They line up, and welcome the all-women’s charter aboard. Captain Sandy says, Katie will show them around, then they’ll take off to their destination. Unloading the luggage, Malia notices one guest had brought wine, and she likes their style. Katie gives the tour, and a guest asks, what if they get too drunk and drown in the hot tub? Who asks that kind of question? Katie says she’ll put life jackets on them. They ask to see the galley, and Mathew says he’ll be serving a family style lunch, since they have so many likes and dislikes. As Delaney puts on her mic, she says she’s not used to so many items being attached to her. Primary Danielle lists all the types of liquor she likes, which is all liquor. The lines are removed, and the boat heads out. Lexi says one of the guests sounds like a drunkard. One, I wonder who uses the word drunkard anymore, and two, how this woman girl can speak to that after her drunken tirade, I have no clue. Although I will admit, the guests don’t waste any time in acting stupid. David, Lloyd, and Mzi talk girls in the crew mess, and guest Bailey twerks. Not very well. Danielle puts her leg up on the railing of the boat, and Courtney jets over, telling her not to do that. In her interview, she says she likes a good time, but nobody can die today.

Lexi tends bar, while Delaney works in the laundry. Katie tells her that she knows they’re in an annoying situation. If Delaney feels it’s not for her, be honest; she won’t take it personally. Delaney says she’s super happy to do whatever, and Katie says, happiness is what they’re about. Anchor is down, and Malia fist bumps Mzi. Katie goes over the schedule with Courtney and Lexi, who says, cool, which always means, not cool. Sure enough, in Lexi’s interview, she says she has back to back breakfast shifts, and thinks it’s bullsh*t. Delaney wonders how to fold a fitted sheet, which only Martha Stewart knows the mystery of. In Mathew’s interview, he says their preferences are insane. With serving family style, you can deconstruct anything, and serve any combination. Apparently, they didn’t call each other, and ask what they all enjoyed. It’s the weirdest group. As usual, the food looks amazing, and there isn’t one thing I wouldn’t eat.

Katie tells Delaney to help Courtney with cleaning the pantry. In Mzi’s interview, he says, attractive women make the work situation better, but you have to be focused, because things can go wrong so easy. The guests ride the jet skis, and when one of them tries to stand on the seat, they fall off. Yes, I laugh. Mathew studies the preference sheets, and wonders, what’s wrong with these people? As he’s mincing scallions, the fish catches fire. He grabs the pan, tossing it in the sink, and he, too, catches fire for a literal hot second. He’s burned his fingers, and there are a lot of bleeps. He puts ice on it, and in his interview, he says, with all the preferences on this charter, it’s hard enough with two hands. Now all he has is one. He radios the captain, telling her that he’s been burned pretty bad. She goes to the galley, takes one look, and says, holy sh*t. They need to get that taken care of. Malia looks sick, and says she thought Mathew had iodine on his fingers, but it was his burned skin. Captain Sandy says she’ll see if she can get the doctor to come to the boat. Mathew swears it’s not like his knee; he’s not trying to leave. In the captain’s interview, she says she’s concerned that she’s going to lose her chef. She calls the doctor, who says she’ll be there as soon as possible.

Mathew says he can’t believe he effed up, and Captain Sandy tells him that the doctor is on her way. The guests are in the hot tub, and drunk already. They need service, and Lexi introduces Delaney to the them, calling her Deloni. I wonder if it’s on purpose, or if she just doesn’t bother paying attention to anyone’s name since they’re beneath her. The guests ask for tequila shots, and Delaney serves them, saying she brought the fun. Dr. Tea arrives, and Mathew shows her his hand, explaining that he grabbed a pan that was on fire. Dinner is in an hour and a half. The doctor says, it’s a second degree burn, and he’ll be okay. In his interview, he says he can’t let this be the end of his season. He’s come too far. He needs to talk himself off the ledge. Katie radios Delaney, telling her to have dinner. Dr. Tea says, hopefully, she won’t see them soon, and gets in the boat to go back.

Malia explains about Mathew to the deckhands, and says, he might need help in the galley. Lexi sets the table for dinner, and Katie pours wine. When she’s gone, one of the guests pours more into her glass. Katie thinks Delaney is doing all right, considering she’d never been a stew. Lloyd helps in the galley, and Mathew is in pain. In Mathew’s interview, he says he worked in a restaurant where a woman got hot oil poured on her arm by accident. She wrapped it up, and went back to work. If she could do that, he’ll be fine. One of the guests says the table is classic, simple, and elegant, like her. Danielle hunts for her room, and says she’s getting ready for her big debut. Katie serves dinner, while Lexi shows Delaney what to do with the cabins. Katie tells Mathew that everyone is loving it. In his interview, Mathew says, thank God he got a store bought cake. He needs a break. Katie puts on candles that spell out Happy Birthday, and lights them. She presents the cake, and they sing Happy Birthday. Mathew soaks his hand in ice.  

Captain Sandy calls Katie to the bridge, and the guests go inside. The captain explains that management called, and they can’t allow cabin sharing between males and females there; the liability is too high, and the risk is too much. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she says they have to weigh in with the management company on everything. Because of where they are, they can’t share cabins, and Katie will have to deal with it. She tells Katie that she’ll have to move everyone. Delaney can’t sleep in Mathew’s cabin tonight. Oh come on. It’s a big boat. Someone can’t share with the engineer or something? Captain Sandy couldn’t sleep on the bridge for a night or two? The captain says Mathew could share with chief engineer Marten, and they’ll figure out the rest in the morning. In Katie’s interview, she says, every crew member will have to shuffle their cabin, but they’ll make it work. She tells Mathew that she’s sick of thinking about it. They’re on charter, and she has no time for sh*t like that. Right now, it’s more of a hassle than a benefit. Captain Sandy tells Mathew that he’ll be sharing with Marten for now. Courtney asks how Mathew’s pain is on a scale of one to ten, and he says, eleven. Lloyd says, it’s all a sh*t show. Katie tells Delaney about the cabin situation, and Mathew tells Marten, sorry to invade his personal space. Marten is cool about it though. Malia asks how Delaney’s first day was, and Delaney says, it’s not what she expected. In Malia’s interview, she says, if you don’t understand the stew side of deck/stew, don’t put it on your resumé.

Danielle joins the other guests in the lounge, and throws a bag down, asking, who wants some? She takes out a blow-up costume, almost like those sumo wrestlers, but it’s a woman in a bikini. David is sacrificed brought in, and one of the guests says, this poor man. Danielle dances around him, doing as much of a lap dance as you can do in a get-up like that. In David’s interview, he says, is he afraid of Danielle? Yes. Any sane person should be scared. Danielle twerks, sort of, and Courtney asks Katie if she looks like that. In Courtney’s interview, she says Danielle looks like a weird armadillo. She thoroughly enjoyed it. Malia asks how Mathew is, and he says he’s in a mess. In his interview, he says he’s just trying to finish the day, and go to bed. He thanks Malia for her help.

The guests go to bed, and Katie tells Delaney to come straight to her with anything. Mzi and David talk on the bridge, and it starts to rain. Lexi says it’s some nasty weather, and sets the table. In Lexi’s interview, she says she personally doesn’t have an issue with changing cabins. She doesn’t want to room with the chief stew. The captain asks to meet with Katie on the bridge, and Katie tells Captain Sandy that she doesn’t think Delaney is happy. Captain Sandy says Katie wanted someone, but Katie says she’s concerned about the cabin switching. People are unhappy and voicing it to her. The captain tells Katie to have a conversation with Delaney, and decide whether she stays or goes. If she stays, Katie will have to make cabin arrangements. They have two more charters after this one. It’s up to Katie and Delaney.  

In the morning, Mathew makes bacon. Lexi shows Delaney how to make beds. Maureen the unicorn floatie isn’t looking good, and Malia tells David that she doesn’t know if she can save her. In Malia’s interview, she says, Maureen is struggling. She’s had a rough go of it, and Malia thinks it’s time to say goodbye. She tries to patch Maureen, and in David’s interview, she says, everything comes to a natural end. They’ve been through so much. Every minute that passes now is just painful. He’ll genuinely miss her. We flash back to moments with Maureen. Lexi instructs Delaney on how breakfast is served, and it continues to rain. David tries to help in the galley. Mathew says he’s not pumped up about the situation. They got less tip, and he lost his cabin. Delaney and Lexi do laundry, which just seems like an endless task. In the pantry, Katie tells Courtney, it’s too much; too much drama. It’s not worth it, and she feels terrible. The guests proclaim breakfast yummy. Katie says she feels so sick, and then, she literally is. In her interview, she says she just wants to be done with the situation. It’s not worth it. She asks Delaney to come with her to the bridge. I’m wondering why they don’t put Delaney in the galley, since Mathew could really use help. Katie tells Delaney, she’s been great, but she was under the impression that Delaney was a deck/stew, but she hasn’t really been a stew. She’s not having a go at Delaney for it, but does she take that risk when Delaney isn’t doing what she actually wants to? Now they have new rules and regulations, and it seems like it’s more of a problem than it’s worth. Not her as a person, but it’s caused a commotion. They have to move everyone around. Delaney thinks it’s unfair to judge her on how she might be in the future. She should be given a chance, since she’s been doing a good job so far.

Delaney says she’s done a great job. The laundry is her kingdom, and she’s been a benefit to Katie. Since she’s been there, stuff is getting done, and she thinks she should be given more of a chance. Katie says it’s going to be awkward, but Delaney says she has a positive attitude. In Delaney’s interview, she wonders how she’s not meeting expectations. When she got an unsatisfactory grade in school, she’d go to her teacher, and convince them to change it. She asks Katie, why get rid of her if she’s being helpful? and Katie suggests Delaney stay to the end of the charter, and they’ll talk then. Delaney thinks that’s fair, and Katie tells her to take two hours. In Katie’s interview, she says she tried. This is just causing more stress, but they’ll see where they’re at when the charter is over.

Malia says, it’s gnarly out, and it’s supposed to be like this all day. It’s pouring rain, and Malia says the anchor is dragging. David says, it looks nasty, and Malia says, it’s coming straight for them. They start to bring up the anchor, and Captain Sandy says, when they see it, let it go again. Malia says she sees lightning, and Lexi radios the deck crew. Malia says she’s getting nervous, and Mathew looks out the window, saying, it’s crazy out there. One of the guests says they’re scared, and want out of this place. Lexi tries the radio again, but the captain tells her that they’re anchoring. Lexi says, it’s right on top of them, and Malia says, holy sh*t. Red on deck. The captain promises it will pass.

There was no preview. I’m not sure if it’s on next week, since it’s Labor Day.

🛥 Red On Deck…

I didn’t know what it meant either.

👗 On the Catwalk…

Project Runway will be coming back October 14th.

📺 He Hated Spunk…

Saying goodbye to Mr. Grant. Betty White must be feeling a little lonely right now.

https://people.com/tv/ed-asner-dead-actor-dies-at-91/

📖 Turning Another Page…

Another day, another Deck, with the possibility of Wives tomorrow. FYI, there is also a Vanderpump Rules watch party with the two Toms on Bravo at 10 pm. The only thing better than watching TV, is watching other people watch TV. But whether you watch or watch those watching, stay safe, stay upstanding, and stay giving better wedding presents than sending your nephew out of the country indefinitely. Cash is always good.

August 27, 2021 – A Plan To Lure Peter To St. Lucia, Million Dollar Finale, Team KJ, Guessing, a Surgery, Salem Preview, Tributes, More Troubles, Shade Feud, VanderShare, Doom’s Rouge, Dead Talk, a Half Dozen Quotes & Feeling

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Jax goes to the MetroCourt, and Carly says she’s not in the mood, but he says she came to apologize. She says, go on, and he says he’s sorry he made Josslyn’s special dinner awkward. She says she hopes he plans on apologizing to Josslyn, and he says, of course (🍷) he does. He asks if they can start over. Mr. Buscema comes in, and Carly welcomes him to the MetroCourt, saying, it’s an honor. He says it’s an honor to be her guest. He received her save-the-date, hand-delivered no less. She says she wanted to make sure he got it, and he says, consider this his RSVP. He wouldn’t miss it for the world. He’s sure all of her late husband’s business associates won’t either. Jason comes by, and says, excuse them, steering Buscema to the bar. Jax tells Carly, if that guy is any indication of the guest list, their daughter isn’t getting within a mile of the wedding.

Harmony tells Alexis that she has two visitors. Spencer and Esme are there, and Alexis says, no way, Spencer! He’s all grown up. He says, that depends on who you ask, and wonders if there are rules against hugging loved ones. She says, since when did he care about rules? and they hug. Alexis says, Nikolas said he was back, but didn’t say anything about him visiting. He says, his father hasn’t been keeping up with what he’s been doing, and he intends to keep it that way.

Ava puts sunflowers on Kiki’s grave, and says, her sweet girl. She misses Kiki so much. Ever since the stalker left Kiki’s ID, Kiki is all she can think about. A cruel reminder of how she couldn’t protect Kiki, and pointed her in Ryan’s direction. Then Ryan took Kiki’s life in a sick desire to please her. She’ll always regret… She doesn’t know where to begin. She has so many regrets. Nikolas appears, and says, so does he.

At the MetroCourt, Austin gives Scotty the paper from Edward’s office, and says, that ought to do the trick. Maxie runs in, looking around for something, and Austin asks if he can help. She says she thought she left something there, but it seems to be gone. He says they probably have a lost and found, and she says she’ll check there. He says, the last time he saw her, she was leaving town. Did it help? She says she’s afraid not. The thing with some problems is, no matter where you go, they follow you.

Obrecht asks Nina what the problem is, and Nina says, Peter is alive. Obrecht asks if she’s certain, and Nina says he’s there in Nixon Falls.  

Outside the Tan-O, Sonny says Peter isn’t just a business associate of Nina’s, and Peter says he’d like to think they’re friends. Sonny asks why he gets the feeling Nina doesn’t like Peter much. Peter says Sonny doesn’t mince words, and Sonny says he calls it the way he sees it. And the way he sees it, Peter makes Nina very uncomfortable. He thinks it’s time for Peter to get out of town.

Obrecht tells Nina, that schwein. She knew they hadn’t seen the last of him. She asks if he’s made contact, and Nina says, unfortunately, he’s as malignant as ever. Obrecht says, since Nina is freely speaking, he must not be with her, and Nina says, he’s outside, so she has to make it fast. Obrecht says, if Nina is jeopardy, call for help, but Nina says she’s not. He made threats, but she’s not in immediate danger. Not yet. Obrecht says it’s good Nina hasn’t called the authorities. The jailhouse is too good for Peter. She has much better plans for him.

Peter admits he and Nina aren’t exactly friends. They’re professional rivals, and what Sonny thinks is tension, is nothing more than healthy competition. Sonny asks if Peter thinks he’s a good liar. Peter’s got a better shot at playing the lottery than playing him. Phyllis returns, and asks if that’s how Sonny treats Nina’s guest.  

Austin says he’s happy to see Maxie back, and she thanks him, calling him Dr. Gatlin-Holt. He says he loves being a doctor, but after everything they’ve been through, she should call him Austin. She says, of course (🍷). She has a lot on her mind. He says, of course (🍷), and she says, goodbye, Dr… Austin. She leaves, and Scotty says, well, well. Austin is making himself at home. Austin says, it’s just a routine follow-up. Back to business. Scotty says. this document is gold. It’s Austin’s ticket to ride.

Carly tells Jax, that guy is a colleague, but Jax says, everything about that guy screams gangster. She says, go to hell, and he says, his name is Buscema? Doesn’t she think he knows who the Five Families Ragu alla Bolognese are? He learned everything about them when Sonny became Josslyn’s stepfather, and just gave himself a refresher course when that Joey Novak guy approached her. Carly says Josslyn is not just going to be at the wedding, she’s going to be the maid of honor. Josslyn is an adult, and makes her own decisions. He says, they should be informed decisions. Won’t Josslyn be heartbroken when she finds out she’ll be standing up for a sham marriage?

Buscema thanks Jason for meeting him, and says he’ll be brief. Like Jason, he’s concerned about the Novak organization’s lack of control over Joey. Joey approaching Carly’s daughter was unacceptable, and he intends to make his feelings known. Jason says, like Buscema, like any of them, he won’t tolerate his family being threatened. Especially now that his and Carly’s family are about to become one. Buscema says he respects that, and they shake hands.  

Ava asks how Nikolas found her… Wait, don’t tell her. He asked her bodyguard. He tells her not to blame the bodyguard; it’s his fault. She says she should have hired her own. She offered the job to Shawn, but he’s busy tracking down whoever framed him. Nikolas knows it’s dangerous for them to be seen together. He says he figured they wouldn’t have much of an audience there, and she says, they had an audience at the gallery, but he’s here now. Say what he came to say. He says he feels bad, intruding on her there, and asks what’s in her hand. She shows him Kiki’s ID, and says, a gift their stalker left after they torched her car. He says he’s so sorry. He convinced himself that Spencer was the stalker, and  he was wrong, very wrong. She says, which leaves them with one very alarming fact. The danger is real.

Spencer introduces Esme as his girlfriend, and Alexis says he brought his girlfriend to prison; how lovely. Esme says the pleasure is all hers. Spencer’s been positively enthused about Alexis. Alexis says he’s been tight-lipped about Esme, and Esme asks Spencer, why is that? but Spencer is busy staring at Ryan. He says, so it’s true. Ryan Chamberlain is here. Alexis says, every single day, and Spencer says, someone should make sure that freak of nature never draws another free breath.   

On his way out, Buscema says, it’s good to see you, Mrs. Corinthos, or shall I say, the future Mrs. Morgan? He’s looking forward to her nuptials. She says they’re happy to have him, and he tells her, until then, good health, and a long life. She says, same to him, and Buscema leaves. Jax asks what the deal is, and Carly says she doesn’t know how many times she has to tell him, she and Jason really do love each other. It’s sad that he can’t accept that. He says every move she’s made since Sonny died was to shore up Sonny’s illegal business. This sprint to the altar is nothing more than theater, with Josslyn as an unwitting player. She tells him not to expect an invitation, and don’t crash the wedding. He asks if she’s really comfortable putting their daughter on display in front of those dangerous people; her business associates. She tells him that he needs to leave, and he says she needs to care enough about her kids not to paint bullseyes on their backs. But hey, if Josslyn gets killed, she’ll still have Sonny’s blood money to keep her warm. He leaves, and Carly asks if Jason heard that. Jason says, he heard enough, and she says she has to get back to work. He says, not like this, and she says she needs a drink, but she’s on the job. Although, she’s the boss. She can do what she wants. She turns, but he grabs her hand, and asks her to come with him.

Scotty says, the correspondence shows Edward intended to include Austin’s father in inheriting ELQ voting shares. He’ll go to the courthouse tomorrow, and see if he can get the hearing moved up. Austin wonders how long it will take to hear back, and Scotty says, the wheels of justice turn very, very, very slowly, so don’t panic while he’s our of  town. Austin asks where Scotty is going, and Scotty says, to a tropical, romantic island where he’ll be doing all kinds of fun stuff you do on an island. When he gets back, they’ll get Austin his ELQ shares. Can Austin get this drink? He’s going to be rolling in dough soon. Scotty leaves, sticking Austin with the tab.

Ava tells Nikolas, Doc gave her the broad strokes. Has he spoken to Spencer? He says his son refuses to have anything to do with him. Spencer is ignoring his calls, texts, and emails. He even messaged Spencer on social media, but nothing. She wonders if Laura can’t run interference, but he says his mother made it clear she’s sick of his antics too. Ava says she’s so sorry, and he says she told him not to accuse Spencer unless he was absolutely sure. And he knows she sent his mother and Doc to stop him. She says she didn’t know what else to do, and he says she did what she could. He just wishes he’d listened. She says she wishes she’d been wrong. Things would be so much better for everybody if Spencer had been their stalker.

Harmony takes Ryan outside, and Spencer says, pretty sweet gig for a serial killer; minimum security, full-time attendants. How is that legal? Alexis says, it’s absurd. When she inquired about it, she was told to butt out, and if she didn’t like it, there was a cement wall and a shiv waiting for her at Pentenville. Esme says Spencer told her that he was Doc’s brother, but it didn’t quite prepare her, and Spencer says he’s glad Ryan is a vegetable now. Alexis says, his condition is called locked-in syndrome, and Esme says, he can’t move or speak, but his mind is as sharp as ever. She saw a movie based on a locked-in guy’s memoir, which he’d written by communicating letters one by one. Spencer says, it sounds like hell. Good. Alexis says, have a seat. She doesn’t want to spend their visit talking about Ryan. He asks how she is, and she says, pretty much as he sees her; this is as good as it gets. She asks, what’s going on with his father? She figured if Spencer could forgive Nikolas for faking his death, he could forgive anything. Spencer says, she’d be mistaken, and Alexis says, clearly, Nikolas didn’t heed her advice. He accused Spencer of staking Ava, didn’t he?

Maxie gets her notebook from behind the bar, and thanks the employee. Some papers fall out, and Jax helps her pick them up. He says he sees she’s back to planning weddings, and she say she’s planning Carly and Jason’s. Isn’t it great that they’re getting married?

Phyllis tells Peter to please forgive her friend Mike. He’s the most loyal and protective guy he’ll ever meet. Which means, sometimes, courtesy takes a backseat. Peter laughs, and says, no apology necessary. He’s just glad to know Nina has such good friends there in Nixon Falls. Knowing Nina, he’s sure she’d want to make sure all of them are protected in return.

Nina tells Obrecht that Peter wants her to use her connection to Valentin to help him find Louise. If she doesn’t, he said he’ll take James. Obrecht says Peter is targeting her grandson? and Nina says, his exact words were, if she doesn’t help him, James would be more than an adequate replacement. Obrecht says Nina knows there’s only one way to deal with him, and Nina says she does. If Obrecht can’t for any reason, she’ll do it herself. Obrecht says she can most definitely manage it. She has to go, but whatever happens, do not panic. Keep her head on straight. Nina hangs up, and Peter walks in. He asks, who was that?  

Spencer says he bets Alexis’s clients were never able to lie to her, and she says, rarely; stop deflecting. She and his father know about the letter Ryan wrote him. He says, which he returned, and she says, unopened. Esme says she saw a coffee machine in the lobby (prisons have a lobby?) and asks if they want anything. They say, no thanks, and Esme leaves. Alexis says, lovely girl; intuitive. Spencer says, lovely and intuitive, just like her. She says clearly, he’s picked up his father’s tactic for evading uncomfortable conversation, but Spencer says, he’s nothing like his father.

Nikolas says, if Spencer had been the stalker, they could have gotten him help, and Avery would be home. Instead, they’re more alienated than ever. Now, here they are. Ava says, together. It’s open provocation to the stalker. He says, the irony isn’t lost on him that they’re going against the express wishes of the stalker, but he already lost his son and his mother. He can’t lose her too

Outside, Harmony asks if Ryan would like to continue with Moby Dick, or read Frankenstein again. He blinks, and she says, it’s interesting that he’s so fascinated in a book about a monster. Esme comes out, and she says she was hoping Harmony could help. She’s there visiting her boyfriend’s aunt, and she was telling Esme that Ryan has locked-in syndrome. She’s never heard of it before. Harmony says, put simply, he’s lost voluntary control of all his muscles except the eyes, but his cognitive functions are unaffected. He’s fully alert and aware of his environment. Esme asks if she can speak to him, and Harmony asks Ryan if it’s okay. He blinks, and she tells Esme, he said go ahead. Esme says, hello, and Ryan blinks. She asks what he said, and Harmony tells her, hi there.   

Scotty tells Obrecht, good evening my waffle strudel. Is she excited to go to St. Lucia and soak up the sun? She says, perhaps now is not the right time for this venture, and he asks, why not? She was all about going to the medical conference to find out about Britt. What’s going on? What changed her mind?   

Phyllis says she wondered why Sonny was hustling her out. It’s a good thing she came back for her glasses. Sonny says, the guy is creepy; he doesn’t deserve courtesy, but she says, if he’s in her bar, he does. Sonny says that’s why he took Peter outside. She asks, what’s with him? He always takes an immediate dislike to anyone who gets close to Nina. He says, it’s been two people; Peter and Elijah. She says maybe he should question why he’s suspicious of anyone from Nina’s former life.

Peter asks if Nina was talking to Valentin, but she says, no; it was just Crimson business. If he’d just leave, she could calm down, call Valentin, and get what he needs. Peter says if she double-crosses him before he leaves to start a new life with James, he’ll not only wreck this little fantasy she’s got going in the middle of nowheresville, he’ll make sure she can never show her face in Port Charles again.

Jason brings Carly to the pool (🍷), and she asks, what the hell is going on? Where are her servers? He says he arranged for a private party, and she says, when? He says, when he saw Jax unloading on her. It was this, or punch him in the face. He stopped himself. Josslyn doesn’t deserve to be in the middle of this. Jax doesn’t get why they’re getting married, and the way he’s acting, Jason is starting to think Jax doesn’t know anything about Carly. She says, maybe not, but Jason does.

Maxie sits with Jax at the bar, and she asks if he’s feeling weird about Carly getting married, especially since he’s single. He says, Carly is important to him. They share a child together, and he doesn’t want to see anything bad happen to her, so… That’s not what she asked him. She asked if he felt weird about Carly getting married, and the answer is, no. She says, forgive the observation, but he seems less than thrilled. He asks how Nina is doing, and Maxie says, she seems happy. Jax says, she seems happy to have a relationship with Wiley again, and he hopes they can be friends when she comes back. Maxie says she didn’t get the impression that Nixon Falls was a detour for Nina. She got the feeling Nina was putting down roots.

Peter asks how Nina will feel, not holding her precious grandson ever again. When Michael and Carly find out what she’s been keeping from them. When Mike discovers this grandson she’s so afraid of losing, is also his. She says he’s made his point, and he says he hasn’t even gotten started with Jax yet. Her knight in shining armor. How’s he going to feel when he finds out she’s been playing footsy with Carly’s husband, a man he loathes?.

Obrecht tells Scotty, it’s imperative that she find out about the latest research on Huntington’s, but there’s no need for Scotty to sit through boring presentations. He says he’s been to his fair share of legal conferences, and one he’s learned is, once you’re signed in, your colleagues don’t know whether you’re sipping martinis, laying on the beach, or elsewhere. She says he’s a genius, and he says he’s heard rumors of that. She says, they shall discuss how much, or how little she should pack, but she has to make a quick phone call.

Ava says Nikolas hasn’t lost her; he has her heart. If anything their stalker’s attempt to come between them backfired magnificently, hasn’t it? It just made them love each other more. He says, so there is a silver lining; who knew? She says, but they are under siege. Until they find out who’s doing this… He says, they will find out, and she says she hopes so. The threats are escalating. Nobody has been hurt, but how long before that happens? She can’t live like that. Can he? He says, no, but he can’t live without her either. She says, then they’re at an impasse. Their stalker doesn’t want them together, but they can’t seem to stay apart. So it will be her job to keep them apart. He asks, how far apart? and she says, oceans apart.

Alexis says Nikolas was just trying to teach Spencer a lesson, and Spencer says, by pretending to stab him? Alexis says she told Nikolas it was a bad idea, but he did anyway. She’s sorry if it hurt Spencer, but she’s also sorry for his father. He asks how she can possibly be sorry for his father, and she says, because he was raised in the middle of a tug-of-war for power between Helena and Stephan. Can he imagine how hard it is to grow up in that environment and have a moral compass; to know right from wrong? Does Spencer have any idea how lucky he is?

Esme says it’s nice to speak to Ryan. It’s incredible. Does he communicate through Harmony? Harmony wonders why she’s asking, and Esme says she’s starting classes at PCU; she’s going to medical school. She imagines in working with patients who have that diagnosis, there’s never a dull moment. Harmony says, sure enough, and Esme says she has an idea. Maybe she could volunteer there. Ryan blinks like crazy, and she asks what he’s saying. Harmony tells her, he’s saying, go, go, go, over and over.

Jax says he thought all Nina needed was a reason to come home, and Maxie says, now she has a reason to stay. He says, Phyllis? and she says she should get back to wedding planning. He says, no, come on. What’s the real reason Nina is staying in Nixon Falls? She says, it’s not a what; it’s a who. Nina has found someone special, and Maxie is under the strong impression it’s getting serious.

Peter says, Nina has been keeping Sonny’s identity a secret to get back at Carly, and she asks if he doesn’t think she knows what she’s done, what she has to lose. He says, but it’s so much fun to remind her, and she says, why don’t you just get out, you psycho? So she can get him a lead on Louise. Sonny and Phyllis come back in, and Sonny asks if Nina is okay. She says she’s fine. She’s going to walk Peter out. Phyllis says it was nice meeting him, and she hopes Peter drops by again. He says she can count on it, and he and Nina leave. Sonny says, see what he means? and Phyllis says, there was definitely some tension. He says, some tension? and she says, Nina will either explain or she won’t. Until she does, they have to respect her privacy. If Nina doesn’t like Peter hanging around, she’ll tell him where to go.

Outside, Peter says Nina has twenty-four hours, before the people she loves suffer the consequences of her stalling.  Are they clear? She says, yes, and he says, good, and leaves. Nina calls Obrecht, who says she can tell by Nina’s voice things have gotten worse, and Nina tells her, she could say that. Obrecht says she knows under normal circumstances, Nina would rely on lawful means to end Peter’s reign of terror, but since Peter has threatened James, that’s not an option, right? Nina says Obrecht read her mind.

Esme says, Ryan can’t want her gone already. Is Harmony sure that’s what he’s saying? Harmony says, sometimes when they’re tired, people with locked-in syndrome can suffer eyelid spasms, and Esme says, that must be it; he’s just tired. Ryan glares at her, and she tells him, get some rest. She thanks Harmony for her time, and says she didn’t catch her name. Harmony introduces herself, and Esme says, she’s Esme. Harmony says she was going to guess that. She looks like an Esme. Esme says she knows, right? She hopes to come back and visit both of them. 

Ava says she needs to get as far away from Port Charles as possible, and Nikolas says maybe they can figure out an alternative. She says, there’s no alternative that includes the two of them together. She’s hoping to get far enough off the grid that the stalker loses interest. He suggests they grab Avery and go, but she says it would defeat the purpose. There is something he can do for her though. He says, anything, and she says, make peace with Spencer. He says he wants to, and he’s trying, but Spencer and his girlfriend have moved in with his mother. She says, girlfriend? and he says, Spencer had a secret, just not what he suspected. She says, poor Trina.   

Spencer asks Alexis, how is he lucky? Look at everything that’s been done to him. He has every right to be angry. Alexis says, furious, livid; yes, he does. But isn’t the real reason he’s angry, because Nikolas didn’t trust him and accused him of stalking Ava? She knows things will be difficult to fix between him and his father, but it’s worth it. Don’t be so focused on punishing his father that he ends up punishing himself. Esme comes back and stares at them.

Carly says, the pool (🍷) looks beautiful, and Jason says, they did a good job. She says, it’s a long way from Jake’s, and he says, Jake’s was okay too. She says, Jake’s was paradise, and he says he woudn’t go that far. She says, that’s because to him, it was a place to shoot pool and drink beer. For her, she spent all day, every day, running, lying, and manipulating; chasing she doesn’t know what. Some idea of what she thought would make her happy, but what really made her happy was when she was with him.

Obrecht tells Nina, it would be a blessing to wipe Peter off the map, and Nina asks what she needs to do. Obrecht says, tell him that Anna and Valentin got a lead in St. Lucia. Nina asks, what’s there? and Obrecht says, a medical conference… and her alibi. Nina says, Peter is as good as there, and Obrecht tells her, take a breath, drink some champagne, and give herself a hug. Soon, Peter will never bother anyone ever again.

Jax asks Maxie who Nina’s mystery man is, and Maxie says she doesn’t have a lot of details, but she’ll say this. Lately, Port Charles has given Nina nothing but pain. She thinks Nina wants to keep her life in Nixon Falls separate from her life there, including the people in it. She only told him because she thought he should know that Nina moved on. Maybe he should too.

Esme tells Spencer and Alexis that she’s sorry to interrupt, but from the looks of the guard, time’s up. Alexis says it was nice meeting Esme. She’s sorry they didn’t get more time to chat. Come and visit her in prison any time. Spencer too, and remember what she said. They hug, and Harmony wheels Ryan back in. Esme looks at him, and gives him a little wave. She and Spencer leave, and Harmony tells Alexis, her nephew’s girlfriend, Esme, she’s trouble. Alexis says, she thinks so? and Harmony says she’s had a lot of experience with wayward girls. Some are victims, some are not. If Alexis’s nephew knows what’s good for him, he’ll steer clear of that one.   

Nikolas asks if Ava knows where she’s going, and she says there are a couple of artists she’s been trying to woo in Europe. That will take a few weeks. After that, who knows? He says, maybe she’ll come back, but she says, only if the stalker is caught, but at this rate… She’ll miss him. He says all he wants to do is talk her into staying, and she says, all she wants to do is let him. He says, unfortunately, he had one more lesson to learn. He’s done trying to control people he loves. She says, it’s a lousy time for him to start building character, and he says he hopes she comes back. She promises to love him wherever she is.

Carly says, back then, when she walked into Jake’s and Jason was there, he always gave her a good night. He says, him too, and she says she always thought she annoyed him. He says, she did… sometimes… most of the time, but he always liked seeing her. She says, know what she liked? and he says, oh no. She says, dancing. He brought her here to make her feel better, and dancing would make her feel better. They put down their beer bottles, and he says, will she dance with him? They dance, and she smiles. They come close to kissing, and I cringe. She suddenly pulls away, and says she has to get back to work. Thanks for the beer. He says, anytime, and she leaves, while he ponders.

Phyllis tells Sonny, whatever is going on with Nina and Peter, it’s definitely not romantic. He says, that’s not what bothers him about the guy, and she asks, what is it? He says, when he and Peter first met yesterday, he got the feeling Peter knows who he is.

On Monday, Anna tells Obrecht that she’s not giving up until she finds Peter dead or alive, Carly says someone is going to find out why Jason has the reputation he does, and Sonny asks if Peter knows who he is.

Million Dollar Listing New York

KJ told husband Stefano that she was ready to sit at the table with the big boys – i.e. start her own team. Kemba called Tyler with an offer on Whitney’s 77th Street apartment. The buyers loved Whitney’s style, and wanted a lot of things included. She said, Whitney wasn’t married to the furniture, right? but Tyler said she was married to everything. If she could peel the paint off the walls and take it to Florida, she would. Fredrik was in L.A., but called team member Charlë in NYC, who said she’d done a deal with KJ at the Baccarat. Woman to woman, they did pretty good.

Ryan went to a listing appointment in downtown Brooklyn at the Brooklyn Point building, and met with developer Ari. In Ryan’s interview, he said, not in his wildest dreams did he think one of the biggest developers would call his new company. They’d completely changed the skyline in NYC, everywhere. If he got this, it would be a complete game changer; everyone would call. It was the tallest building in Brooklyn, with 483 apartments, and a 25 year tax abatement. That means no property taxes, folks. You know the drill; luxury appliances, custom cabinetry, amazing fixtures, some of them copper. Ryan didn’t know you could get views like that outside of Manhattan. The building had from studios to 3 bedrooms, and the top floor had extra high ceiling, giving the feeling of a penthouse. The three bedrooms ranged from $2.5 to $3.5 million, and the 2 bedrooms ranged from $1.8 to $2.5 million. The amenities included a state of the art fitness center, with a 35’ rock climbing wall, and a 65’ salt water pool. Ryan told Ari, if he lived there, he’d retire, since he’d have no reason to leave. Yep, me too. In his interview, Ryan said he was no longer working for a firm; he was the firm. Everything was on his shoulders, so he had to get this listing, which would be over $400 million in value. Ari wanted to know what Serhant was all about, and what Ryan’s competitive advantage was. Ryan told Ari that Serhant was a real estate firm that sold real estate, and I wondered where all his Rico Suave went. In Ryan’s interview, he said he was nervous, and his palms were sweating. Get it together. He admitted to Ari that his new company hadn’t signed any new buildings yet, and Ari said they were aware. Like this guy wouldn’t have checked Ryan out ahead of time. Ryan said they were in the middle of negotiations, but they’d just started. The building would get his personal attention, since it would be his baby. He’d decided he wasn’t going to change even though it was his company. He’d still show, because he loved it; he’d still sell, because it was what he was best at; and he’d still focus on brands, because that was how he’d built his career. Ari said they were eager to make a decision, and Ryan said, let’s go. Ari said they would take a leap of faith, and in his interview, Ryan said he was so effing freaked out. The potential sales were $460 million.

KJ met developer Alex at 175 w 95th Street. Alex’s family had bought the remaining rental units in a condo from the previous developer. As the rent stabilized tenants left, they renovated the apartments, getting them ready for buyers. At the beginning of the pandemic, she’d been tasked with selling nine of their units. In her interview, she explained that developers were sitting on finished units, and it was costing them a ton in carrying costs. They still had five units to sell, and we flashed back to KJ advising Alex to lower the price to $1.495 million. I know, I write this like it’s some every day cost, but when in NYC… She’d gotten an offer of $1.425 for a mid-floor apartment, all cash, and the buyer would pay the closing costs. Alex said, a year ago, the apartments were $1.6 million, and KJ told him for the billionth time that the market was competitive right now, and everyone was looking for an opportunity (aka, lowballing). Alex said he appreciated her honesty, and decided to roll with the deal. In KJ’s interview, she said, now she had to move on to the next one on a lower floor. She told him that she’d gotten an offer of $1.35 million for that one, and Alex was like, oh my God, but understood the market is what it is, and agreed on that one too. KJ said she had one more for the highest floor, starting at $1.35 (she should have gotten the defibrillator ready for Alex), but she had a good feeling. Alex pointed out the beautiful view, and she said the buyers were investors from Hong Kong, and had all cash; it was an attractive offer. They wanted to take it sight unseen, at least not in person, and she thought she could get them to come up to the 1.4’s. Alex said he needed $1.5 million to make the deal work, and KJ called Karishma. Karishma said she’d spoken to the clients, and they were willing to come up to $1.4 million, but KJ said she needed something closer to $1.5 million. The developer was getting more for apartments on the lower floors, and the clients would be getting a good deal. In her interview, KJ said that it was a smart move to sell the property at a lower price. Rip the bandaid off and move on. Karishma called back, and KJ told Alex, they countered at $1.435 million, but Alex was concerned if they accepted the lower pricing on the higher floors, they’d be setting a precedent. She told him that there was a lot of competition and a lot of inventory. Eventually, the market would change, but it was time to move on, and focus on the apartments coming up. She thought it was the best offer they could get, and a one-off because it was during covid. It was time to get it off the books, call it a day, and move on. Alex agreed, as long as KJ would get him better pricing next time. Sold at $1.435 million, KJ’s commission being $126K.   

Ryan did a video shoot at Brooklyn Point from the roof, telling his viewers that it was the highest infinity pool in the Western Hemisphere. Steve invited the brokers to an open house at Hudson Yards. 

Fredrik was in L.A., and spoke to developer Cliff, owner of the $15 million penthouse Fredrik was now living in. We flashed back to Cliff saying he’d extend the listing with Fredrik if he agreed to live there, and promote it on his social media. In Fredrik’s interview, he said, the strategy was a little awkward – we flashed back to a broker telling him that he needed to make his bed – but there had been interest. However, the feedback had also been unanimous – the price was too high. You couldn’t argue with the market, and the price reduction had worked. There was a huge amount of interest, and he’d done a lot of showings. He called Cliff, and said he’d gotten an offer of $9.995 million, full asking price. Fredrik thanked Cliff for the opportunity, and said social media was his best selling tool. Cliff thought social media was a colossal waste of time, but Fredrik asked if $10 million was a waste of time. As we know from General Hospital, two things can be true. After Fredrik hung up with Cliff, broker Glenn called. His clients had made an offer of $9.8 million, but Fredrik had told him to come up. So, sorry not sorry. Glenn whined that the apartment had been on the market for a long time, but Fredrik said he’d told Glenn to move fast. Glenn was pissed off, and Fredrik told him the only way was to come in over the asking price substantially. They had another deal. It would have to be cash and quick, with the buyer paying closing costs. No playing around. Glenn said his buyers told him to go to $10.7, all cash, and paying the closing costs, but he needed to know he had the deal. They wanted it done in three days. Fredrik told Glenn to promise he wouldn’t back out, and he’d call him right back. Fredrik left the car by the side of the road – a convertible, open to any and all thieves – jumped out, and ran across the street where he jumped around in a fountain. He called Cliff with the offer, and in his interview, Fredrik said it felt good to close a deal at a pre-covid price. New York is waking up and roaring. She is back. He was returning soon, and going to do a victory lap when he got there. He got back in the car, and as he continued to drive, yelled, I love New York… and L.A.! I love both coasts!

Steve went to the Sky Rink, meeting his hockey buddy Adam to play ice hockey. In his interview, Steve said it brought him back to childhood. It was fun and he played once or twice a week. It was good for him both physically, and psychologically, and was like real estate; super competitive, sometimes you got in fights, and there was a winner and a loser. He liked to win. They were also meeting Preston, the broker who had a possible renter for Steve’s client, and also an old hockey buddy. We flashed back to Steve showing the rental, and in Steve’s interview, he said he’d told Preston to bring him the offer on the ice. Steve had played competitively when he was younger, and knew his way around an ice rink, but it was only a hobby. Preston said the six month lease was a challenge. His clients didn’t want a one-year term. Steve said furnished properties of that caliber were few and far between. Right now, he had the only one. The owner had to turn the apartment over, painting and taking care of repairs, in between renters. A shorter term meant more wear and tear. In Steve’s interview, he said he thought this might actually be beneficial. In six months, the market would be different, and his client could raise the price. He’d bought it as an investment property. Steve called his client, telling him it wasn’t ideal, but the offer was 6 months at $60K a month. Right now, rentals were up because of the uncertainty of the market. People wanted to see what was going to happen. Steve saw an opportunity, and suggested they offer full ask for six months, then get a long term offer after the market was better. Steve came back to Preston with an offer of $60K a month if it was one-year, or the full price of $69.5K a month for six months. Steve continued to play hockey while Preston made the call, and came back with 6 months at the full ask, and in his interview, Steve said, six months from now, he’d get to rent it again. It was a win-win for him.

Tyler has a dog named Peggy, which I find worth mentioning, since I think it’s amusing when pets have human names. In his interview, Tyler said, before he could turn Whitney’s apartment back into a whitebox, buyers came along who said it was their exact taste, and loved everything. They made a $4.1 million offer, but wanted some of the furniture and curtains included. In Tyler’s interview, he said, it wasn’t uncommon, but it was far from his favorite thing to do. Buyers didn’t consider what the seller had paid for it, or the sentimental value. He just had to try and make it work. He told Whitney that she should be flattered, and she said she was, but it didn’t sway her. We flashed back to Whitney saying she was taking the curtains, and I flashed back to the previous owner of my house wanting to keep her curtains when we’d already agreed they came with the house. It has 21 windows. I held firm. And seriously, what was she going to do with them in senior living? Whitney told Tyler, it was like, my furniture is coming with me; thanks for coming. He asked if she didn’t want her legacy to live on. Plus, she didn’t need nursery furniture. She said she’d poured her heart and soul into her son’s room, and wasn’t giving his crib to a stranger. He managed to wheedle most of the furniture the buyers wanted, minus the crib, and made a deal at $4.1 million. He told Whitney, well done-ish. He would take an ish. His commission? $123K.    

In her interview, KJ said, after some hard conversations about the future – we flashed back to her talking to Ryan and Fredrik – she decided it was time for her to start her own team. Elliman had the best infrastructure, and the top producing agents in the city. She gathered her new team – Benjamin, Karishma, and Jill – and told them that it wasn’t just like she was moving to a different firm, she was creating a team. Jill was her COO, and would be keeping them on brand and helping grow the business, but they had room for another agent or two, so keep their eyes open. In her interview, she said she’d hand-selected people who were in line with her values and also had incredible experience.  Getting teary, she said she’d spent years thinking that others did it better. If you believed in yourself, you could do it, but it took time. It didn’t happen overnight, but one day you woke up and said, holy sh*t; it’s real. She felt a ton of pressure, an told her team they’d be working a lot.

Steve said, the $29.5 million penthouse at Hudson Yards was the accumulation of years of hard work. It was a game changer. Since he could only have a limited amount of people at an event, he’d invited the top brokers for an open house. In Ryan’s interview, he reminded us that he was the reason Steve got the listing; he’d brought Steve a buyer for the other apartment. We flashed back to that, and Ryan said, you’re welcome. To refresh your memory, the penthouse was 5211 square feet, 4 bedrooms, and 5.5 baths, two floors, 26’ ceilings, and 270* unobstructed views. In his interview, Ryan said he’d seen a lot of apartments, and this one screamed penthouse. It was a piece of art, and whoever bought it would crush it. $30 million today will be $60 million tomorrow. Watch. KJ and Tyler joined them, and in Tyler’s interview, he said he was excited to be invited, but even more excited to see the penthouse. It was everything. This was the dream. He thought Steve looked good in his tux. He’d brought prom to the penthouse.  Steve gave them the tour, and said they were the first to see it.   

Steve broke open the champagne, and in KJ’s interview, she said, in the future, she saw expansion of the business. She saw herself getting larger deals and building a well oiled machine that would run until she died. She’d be doing this to the grave. In Tyler’s interview, he said he’d busted his ass. He was proud of himself and his team. They’d sold more than they ever had before. He didn’t just want to build a team in the city. He was also starting one in the Hamptons. Even though there had been challenges, he was most excited about their growth. Fredrik arrived, wearing a bright yellow jacket, and in his interview, he said, since he moved to L.A., he’d been dressing brighter. He was the sunshine of New York, and when Freddy came back, it brightened everything. He’d moved past the Ryan thing. He didn’t need that kind of negativity in his life, and he was closing so many deals, chose to focus on that. In Ryan’s interview, he said Fredrik had been arguing with him for nine years. He was over it. They’d never be best friends, and never see eye to eye on everything, because they were naturally born competitors who played in the same market. We saw they both had property listings in buildings across from each other.

Steve showed Fredrik the 88th floor views from the primary bathroom, and Fredrik mentioned that the old Steve wore scarves and wrinkled T-shirts. Steve said, the old Steve wasn’t in a committed relationship with a child. People changed. In Steve’s interview, he said it had been a horrible market, but the downs only made them more successful. He and Luiza were stronger as a couple, and baby Rose was almost two. He wanted to continue to be competitive and be better, but at the end of the day, he had all he needed. Look where they were standing. The sky was literally the limit. In Fredrik’s interview, he said he wouldn’t change anything about the past year. His business was very different than it was 10 years ago. He moved to L.A. when the pandemic hit. He’d wanted to have a foot in each coast. He couldn’t travel, but he moved with it, just like Robot Freddy. Would it ever replace the real thing? Never. He expected to be number one in New York and L.A. in the coming year.

Steve thanked everyone for coming, and in his interview, Ryan said it had been a lot of work, but super exciting. If they handled this year, they could handle anything. He thought he said that about last year too, but scratch that. This year was f***ed. They were all new people. He’d spent more time at home in 2020 than he ever thought he would. He worked the entire time, and wouldn’t have wanted to do it with anyone else other than Amelia and Zena. When people looked back in ten years, they would say, this was the start of the greatest real estate boom in the history of New York City. Steve said, to the next chapter and a brighter future. To New York. Ryan said, New York is back, baby!

This was the season finale, so no preview.

🎺 Getting On the Bandwagon…

KJ on starting a new chapter.

https://www.bravotv.com/million-dollar-listing-new-york/style-living/kirsten-jordan-talks-starting-her-own-team

🤔 Sonny’s Speculation…

But what about poor Nina?

👉 Blackie’s Trigger Finger…

Some people will do anything for an Instagram story.

https://popculture.com/celebrity/news/john-stamos-undergoes-surgery-reveals-hospital-photos/

🧼 Release the Trailer…

Behold Beyond Salem. It looks pretty good.

💖 Loved By All…

Tributes to Michael Nader from those who worked with him.

👠 Can’t Catch a Break…

Well, she wanted to be famous.

It’s even more XXPEN$IVE to be her now.

Get in line I’m sure.

https://people.com/tv/tom-girardi-law-firm-owes-101-million-in-debt-bankruptcy-case-filing/

🧮 But She Is Annoying…

And irrelevant, and boring, and hardly accountable, and yeah, what is she doing here?

https://screenrant.com/housewives-garcelle-teddi-feud-twitter-guest-shady-comment/

🍸 Sharing…

I’m kind of over Vanderpump Rules. I’ll always watch LVP, but I miss that show where she got the celebrities drunk. She was really in her element with that one. And Vanderpump Dogs. That was good too.

💣 Doom Addition…

Doom Patrol was one of my favorite comics as a kid. I haven’t seen the series yet, but this woman looks just like the one in the comic book.

https://ew.com/tv/michelle-gomez-madame-rouge-doom-patrol-season-3-photos/

https://screenrant.com/doom-patrol-season-3-images-madame-rouge-villain/

⚰️ Dead Start…

Everyone weighs in on The Walking Dead’s first episode of the last season. Daryl, Maggie, and even Negan.

https://ew.com/tv/walking-dead-norman-reedus-daryl-negan-maggie-archeron-premiere/

https://ew.com/tv/walking-dead-maggie-negan-premiere-archeron-angela-kang-showrunner/

https://ew.com/tv/walking-dead-jeffrey-dean-morgan-negan-glenn-season-premiere-archeron/

🖋 Quotes of the Week

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. – Martin Luther King Jr.

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. – e.e. Cummings

Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time. – John Lubbock

The only difference between success and failure is the ability to take action. – Alexander Graham Bell

If they don’t give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair. – Shirley Chisholm

I have only to break into the tightness of a strawberry, and I see summer – its dust and lowering skies.Toni Morrison, The Bluest Eye

☮️ Peace Out…

Thus ends another week, or seven Xs, however you’re counting. Until we meet on the Deadside, stay safe, stay leaving them wanting more, and stay letting the downs only make you more successful.

August 26, 2021 – The Moss Bowl Disappears, Tomorrow, Final Exit, Personal Preview, Beverly Hills Support, VanderDish & Buddy

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Chase does squats, and let’s just say it. For someone who’s been bedridden for so long, he’s in amazing shape. I’ve never seen him do one crunch, yet he’s got abs for days. He remembers telling Willow that he’s grateful for having had her in his life, and her asking, how many people can say they loved as deeply as they did? He flashes back to her taking off her ring and giving it to him. He picks up the ring, and there’s a knock at the door. Finn comes in, surprised to see Chase is walking. Chase says, look, ma, no hands. Finn says, it’s incredible. Just one question. Why didn’t Chase tell him?

Willow sees Michael is working from home, and he says, the luxury of being his own boss. He asks where Wiley is, and she says, at the pool (🍷) with the nanny. He says, it’s a good day for it, and she agrees. He tells her that he missed her last night, and she says she missed him too. She hopes he understands… He says, that after returning Chase’s ring, she needed a minute? Of course (🍷) he understands. She says she did need a minute, but what she really needs is him. He says she’s got him for as long as she wants him, and she says, that could be a long time. He says he’s counting on it.

Brook comes in with Bailey, and says she’s getting heavy. She needs to lay off the formula. Just kidding. She tells Bailey to get as big and strong as she can. Show the world what she’s got, but first, it’s nap time. Where’s her favorite binky? Don’t tell her they lost it.

At the MetroCourt, Maxie puts Bailey/Louise’s binky in her pocket. She sees Carly, and says, just the person she’s been looking for. She was batting ideas around for Carley’s wedding. How does she feel about motorcycle ice sculptures?

In the home of the moss bowl 🎍, Jason asks Josslyn if everything is okay. She says, yes… no. Does he have a second to talk? If he doesn’t, it’s no big deal. He says he’s good, and sits down. He asks, what’s going on? and she says she had dinner with her mom and dad last night. She’s sure Carly told him, and he says, she mentioned it. How’d it go? She says, it was terrible.

Britt is staring at her tablet at the MetroCourt, when Obrecht sits with her. She asks what has Britt so enthralled, but Britt doesn’t know if that’s the word. More like resigned. She shows Obrecht Jason and Carly’s wedding announcement, and says, they’ve set a date.

Phyllis busses some tables at the Tan-O, and Sonny says he has it covered. She says she was going stir-crazy at the house. All those well-meaning neighbors stopping by, and the clinic insisted she take a week off. Can he believe that? Don’t they know work is the best thing for her now? He says, her neighbors and co-workers care about her, and want to help her like he does. Phyllis says if Sonny wants to help her, then tell Nina how much she means to him. Trust her. Nina could be taken away tomorrow, and all he’ll be left with is regret.

Outside, Peter thanks Nina for letting him crash at her place last night. She says, as if she had a choice; he threatened her nephew. He says he would never hurt James, and she says, no. He’d just take James away from his mother. He says, like Louise was taken from him. An eye for an eye, as they say. Or in this case, a child for a child.

Chase says he didn’t tell anyone about his progress, especially Willow. Finn says, he wanted to surprise her? and Chase says, that was the idea, but he found something out, and decided to keep it from her on purpose. They sit down, and Finn asks, what’s happening right now? Chase says, Michael and Willow are together, and Finn says, together together? Michael, Chase’s best friend, and Willow his wife? Chase says, not anymore, and picks up the ring. Willow wants an annulment. Finn asks, since when? and Chase says, since she’s in love with Michael.

Michael says it’s okay if Willow doesn’t want to talk about it, but she says, it’s fine. Once they were alone, and faced that it was time to put an end to all the lies and all the pretending, the anger and resentment washed away. The pain was still there obviously, and the sadness over what was lost, but she and Chase went back to where they started. Two people who only want the best for each other. He says, sounds like Chase, and she says, doesn’t it? He wonders if they can all be friends again, and she says she thinks so. Not now, while everything is still so fresh, but she hopes eventually. He hopes so too, and she says, it’s strange, isn’t it? Not having to hide anymore. They can just be them; Michael and Willow. He says, or Willow and Michael; ladies first. She says, if he insists, and Brook asks if she’s interrupting.

Carly reminds Maxie that she wanted understated, and Maxie says, remember the wedding of the century? Carly says, no melting motorcycles, and Maxie says her ice sculptures don’t melt, but whatever. Color palette? Carly asks what Maxie is thinking, and Maxie says she was thinking yellow. Not sunflower yellow, but a soft butter yellow, with hints of cream. They could pick it up in the bouquets and boutonnieres. Carly says she knows how much Jason loves a boutonniere, and tells Maxie how much she appreciates it. Maxie says, really? She got the feeling Carly and Jason were humoring her, but Carly says, not at all. For some reason, this has been hard. Not marrying Jason – that’s the easy part – but it just feels really weird, and she doesn’t know why. Maxie says she does.

Josslyn tells Jason, it was just so awkward. Hey, wait. Where the hell is the moss bowl 🎍? There’s a bowl of floating flowers on the kitchen island. Where do I protest this travesty? Josslyn says, they were fighting in this weird passive/aggressive way she’s never seen before. She knows they had a huge custody battle when she was a toddler, and Jason says, but she has no memory of that. She says, zero. The only thing she’s ever known is them being the poster couple for divorced parents. Even during the times her dad was furious at Sonny – and she means steam coming out of his ears furious – her mom and dad still shared a mutual respect for one another. Jason takes it last night wasn’t like that, and she says, they literally couldn’t hide their resentment. The only reason she could think of was because her mom’s marrying him.

Obrecht says she’s so sorry, and Britt asks, why? Obrecht says, because she got her heart broken. Britt says her heart is still intact, and Obrecht says, and not by a man she can easily write off. She can tell Britt had real feelings for Jason, and she lost him, and that hurts. She wants to help Britt somehow. Britt says she’s hurt, and angry, and doing stupid things like making speeches about toothbrushes that she won’t bother Obrecht with the details of. But does she wish none of it happened? It’s a shame it didn’t last, but that doesn’t make any of it less meaningful.

Nina and Peter go into the Tan-O, and Sonny introduces Phyllis to Peter. She says, he’s the author, and Peter says, Peter Sinclair; it’s a pleasure to meet her. They shake hands, and Peter says he’s so sorry to hear about her husband. Nina told him about Lenny last night. Sonny says, he was with Nina last night? and Peter says he spent the night at her place. Nina says she has the room, so the least she could do was offer up her couch. Peter says, it’s very fortunate that he ran into someone that he not only knew, but was sympatico with. Phyllis says, sympatico? and Sonny says, Peter and Nina both lost children. Peter says he thinks he can speak for Nina when he says neither of them wants to experience anything like that ever again.

Finn tells Chase, he feels like an idiot. He had no idea; he was so focused on other things. Chase says, like saving his little brother’s life? and Finn says, amongst other things. Willow seemed so loving and supportive. Chase says, she’s still both those things. She’s just not in love with him anymore. Finn asks why she didn’t just tell Chase, and Chase says, when would have been a good time? When he collapsed and was on the brink of death, or when he could barely walk, then couldn’t walk? It was just one thing after another. Finn says, okay. What’s Michael’s excuse? It’s a pretty crappy thing to do to a buddy. Chase says he was pissed off, but once he thought about it, Michael and Willow were married. They’re co-parents to Wiley; something Chase put in motion, by the way. They fell in love. They wanted to tell him, but there was never a good time for it. It was downright awful. Not because of Michael and Willow, but… Finn says, because of Peter. Chase says he wishes it was some trashy affair. Willow lying and running around behind his back, but it wasn’t like that. And that’s the part that hurts the most.

Willow says she can take Bailey to the nursery if Brook and Michael want some privacy, but Brook says, Bailey had better get used to the drama in this family. She asks how Chase is, and Willow says, hurt, sad; they both are. But they actually ended up in… Good is the wrong word. The better place. Brook says, how very Chase of him, and Willow says she knows Brook and Chase are close. She just wants to say for the record that this was a colossal mess, and it was all her fault. Michael says it wasn’t even close to being all her fault, but Willow says she should have told Chase the truth a lot sooner than she did. She hates that she didn’t have the courage to. Brook says, she was just having a conversation about this. Don’t worry; no details were exchanged. Sometimes in life, you’re faced with a crazy situation, and no matter what your intentions are, you’re forced to live with it. Should Willow have told Chase the truth? Maybe, but when? When Chase was dying, or when he thought he was never going to walk again? Willow messed up, but it’s clear it was out of care and kindness, not selfishness. Willow says, that’s very generous, and Brook says, it’s Chase they’re talking about. He will find the grace to see it for what it is. Maybe not today, but he will. Willow says she’s hopeful for that too. Brook says, if they could all be so lucky, and Michael asks what she means. She says, Chase could have been more volatile, someone you don’t know how they’re going to react if you cross them. He asks if she means like every single member of their family, and she says that’s exactly what she was thinking about.

Maxie tells Carly, it’s one thing to know you’re getting married, and be happy about it even, but it’s a completely different thing to contemplate spending the rest of your life with someone you didn’t know you were going to spend the rest of your life with. Carly says Maxie is right. She needs to change her perspective. This is an adjustment, but she’s still marrying Jason, and it’s still going to be wonderful, and it will reflect that. It just needs to be significant. Maxie says, but understated, and Carly says, that’s where Maxie comes in. Maxie asks if she’s thought about her vows. Does she want to go traditional or write them herself? Does she want Maxie to write Jason’s? Carly suggests they stick with traditional. If she gets up there and says what Jason means to her, they’ll be there all afternoon. Maxie says, traditional it is, but it’s going to be a wedding to remember. Carly says she has no doubt about that.

Britt tells Obrecht, typical, right? She finally finds the perfect guy, and it turns out he’s bonded for life with someone else. Obrecht says, someone woefully inferior, and Britt says, maybe. Obrecht says, definitely, and Britt says, Carly is a lucky woman. She thanks Obrecht for her support, saying, it means a lot. But while she’s pissed off and hurt, and all of the other things, she’s not sorry, and that feels really good. When her other relationships ended, she was left with this feeling of regret, of second-guessing what she did, and wishing she’d been different, better. But not this one. And that is something to celebrate. Obrecht tells her, if she says so, and Britt says she does. Come on. Lift her glass. Obrecht does, and Britt says, there you go. Cheers. Obrecht reluctantly clinks glasses with her.

Josslyn doesn’t understand why Jax has a problem with it. Yes, Jason is in the business, but he’s a good person, and Jax knows that, so she doesn’t understand why he’s acting this way. Unless he’s flat out jealous. He’s still in love with her mom, and can’t admit it. Jason tells her to listen to him for second, but she says, let her get this out. She loves her dad with all her heart, but he’s just wrong about this. She’s so happy Jason is marrying her mom. Josslyn doesn’t think there’s another person on earth who’s better for her, or better to her. She didn’t always understand that. At first, she was too young, then he was gone all those years, but when he came back, and she saw how happy he made her mom and how her mom trusts him, she hopes that makes up for everything else. She just feels bad that, for the first time – that she’s witnessed anyway – her dad is being a jerk.

Phyllis says she’s so sorry for Peter’s loss. She wishes she didn’t know that pain, but she does. He says she’s lost a child as well? and she says, her daughter. He says they always wish they could turn back the clock, don’t they? and Nina says, but unfortunately, they can’t. He says, but fortunately, they can take solace in other people who understand their pain. Sonny asks how long Peter is staying, and Peter says, that depends. Thanks to Nina and her hospitality, he was just passing through, but thinks he might stick around for a while. In fact, they’ve been discussing a project of mutual interest. Sonny asks, what kind of project?

Chase tells Finn, Willow wouldn’t have an affair. She’s not a cheater. Finn says he wouldn’t peg her as one either, and Chase says, so if she’s with Michael, that means she loves him. Having been loved by Willow before, he knows how lucky that makes Michael. He can’t even say Michael is undeserving; he’s a good guy. He knows Michael didn’t set out to hurt him, but it happened that way. Finn says, wow. Chase is being way more forgiving about this than he thinks he’d be. Chase asks what choice he has, and Finn says, being angry as all hell. Chase says, he was angry, but now he’s just sad. Sad for what was. What he and Willow had was gone, and he misses it, but in the end all he wants is for Willow to be happy, and she is. Finn asks what Chase meant about setting this in motion, and Chase says, when he and Sasha lied. Finn asks if Chase could go back and do things different, would he?

Brook says, speaking of family, can they discuss how Michael gave Austin the keys to the kingdom? Michael asks what he was supposed to do, and she says, destroy the evidence, shred it, basically anything except what he did. He says, she does realize there’s another copy of that memo out there. Doing something shady would only come back to bite them. She says he gave Austin a leg to stand on, and Michael says he did, but it doesn’t prove his case. All it proves was that grandfather had a conversation with his lawyer. It doesn’t say anything about a will being drafted. It doesn’t say anything about something being signed. People have wills drawn up all the time, but without a signature, it means nothing. She asks if he thinks the judge will rule in that direction, but he doesn’t know. He does think it’s better to be transparent; it makes damage control that much easier. Willow watches this conversation like she’s at a tennis match, and Michael says he knows Brook cares because she wants her father to be head of ELQ, and he gets that. That’s why when she did all that stuff with Bailey and the shares, he stepped aside, and he thinks it worked. He thinks they can retain control of ELQ. I’m confused as to why this is even an issue, since it’s not like Edward would have left Jimmy Lee with 51%. He says, what would be the worst thing? and Brook says she can’t tell if he’s joking or not. He says he hates to admit it, but Valentin is a good CEO. They’re all making money, ELQ is in the black, and whether or not she likes it, Valentin is part of this family now because of Bailey. So if Austin gets those stocks, and votes Valentin in, would it really be the end of the world? (Another good point.) It’s certainly not worth the backlash of doing something unethical. He knows she doesn’t see things this way because of her father, and Brook says Michael is giving him way too much credit.

Maxie joins Obrecht and Britt, and Britt asks when she got back. Maxie says, yesterday, and she’s been non-stop busy ever since. Obrecht asks if her time in Texas was healing, and Maxie says she’s never going to heal completely until Louise is home, and Peter is behind bars, but yes. Being with the family helped. So did seeing Nina. Obrecht says, she saw Nina? and Maxie says she stopped by Nixon Falls. She was hoping to spend more time with Nina, but Nina convinced her to come home. Britt tells her, welcome home, and asks what’s kept her so busy. Deception stuff? Maxie says, that, and she’s up to her eyeballs planning Jason and Carly’s wedding. Obrecht says, it sounded like she said Jason and Carly’s wedding, and Maxie says, because she did. Obrecht asks if she’s lost her mind.

Jason says Josslyn’s dad loves her, and he’s concerned about her. He’s not going to lie; he has every reason to be. The life he and her mother lead isn’t a normal life. She says, that’s one way to put it, and he says, Jax is allowed to have a problem with that. That being said, he thinks marrying her mom is the right thing. Nothing her dad does is going to change his mind or her mom’s. She says, God no. Not that her mom has any doubts, but because her dad is acting this way, it would only make her more determined. He laughs, and says, that sounds like Carly.

Peter says, Mike doesn’t know the unwritten rule between author and editor. They never kiss and tell. Sonny says, and they don’t keep secrets. Peter says, is that so? and Officer Finchley comes in. He says he wanted to offer his condolences to Phyllis, and she says, it’s kind of him. He remembers Mike and Nina, right? He says, how could he forget? and she introduces Peter. He says he knows Peter.

Chase tells Finn, if he could do it over again, the selfish part of him would say yeah, because he loves Willow and wants to spend the rest of his life with her. But the way it turned out, the most important thing happened. Michael and Willow got Wiley. Finn says Chase made quite a sacrifice, but Chase says he doesn’t know about that. Finn says, if Nelle had gotten custody, it could have gone a lot of different ways, none of them good. Chase says, in the end, he guesses he would do it all over again, and Finn says he’s a good man. Chase says, please, and Finn says he’s not good at accepting compliments (pot meet kettle), but he’s a good man. Chase says, it runs in the family, and Finn asks, what now? Chase puts the ring on the table, and says, now he gets on with the rest of his life. He’s on the mend, and getting stronger every day. He wants to get back to work. He likes being a detective, and being a favorite uncle. Finn says he’s the only uncle, and Chase says, semantics. Finn says, that gives him an idea.

Brook says, Michael assumes she only wants to protect her father, and she does, but she also doesn’t like Austin. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Like at all. Michael suggests she tell them how she really feels, and she says, he showed up there like he was this nice guy who’s helping Maxie. Then, boom. Just kidding. He’s actually Jimmy Lee Holt’s son, and wants all of their money. Michael says he doesn’t want all of their money, and she says, sorry. He just wants his fair share. Grandfather exiled Jimmy Lee Holt for good reason, and she hasn’t seen Austin do one good thing that entitles him to be part of this family. The best thing would be to send him packing. Michael remembers Willow is there, and asks if she can help him out, but she says, actually, she’s with Brook on this one. Honestly, another thing I don’t get. They weren’t exactly welcoming, and I get that Brook is paranoid he’s going to remember her, but what the hell with Willow?

Maxie asks if there’s a problem, and Obrecht says, yah, while Britt says, no. Obrecht says, a big problem. Does Maxie not know Jason broke her Britta’s heart? Treated her like something he scraped off the bottom of his shoe. Britt asks if she and Obrecht did not just have the conversation they had, but Obrecht says, it’s principle. Her love and devotion to Britt as her daughter is one thing, but her disdain for that schwein and his hussy is something else. Maxie says, whoa, and Britt says, a little extra, right? Obrecht says Maxie shouldn’t be doing favors for those despicable people, and Maxie says, first of all, she’s sorry about Britt and Jason. Britt says, don’t be, and Maxie says, but she thinks, in their own way, Jason and Carly love each other. Obrecht says, please. If Carly truly loved him, she’d realize he was better off with Britt, and let him go. But Carly wants what she wants when she wants it. Who cares about the rest of the world? Britt says, you know who that sounds like? and Obrecht says, who? Britt says, us.

Jason tells Josslyn that he has to take off, but before he goes, he wants to say this. What’s going on between her mom, her dad, and him, is between the three of them. Her carrying that or taking on that weight is probably one thing they can all agree they don’t want. She says she knows, but it’s hard to separate. He says he gets it, but just be aware. The best thing she can do is be there for them, love and support them, and they’ll do the exact same thing for her, all in their own ways. She’s going to college. He can’t even believe it, but she needs to live her life, and take advantage of this opportunity. She says she knows, and she’s so excited… He says, but… and she says, but it’s kind of weird, because it’s the first thing she’s going to do that her mom can’t give her advice on. Her mom never went to college. She’s imagining what she thinks it will be like, instead of having gone through it herself. She guesses she never realized how much she relies on her mom’s experience. He says he gets it, and she’s right; her mom’s never been to college. She’s stepped out into a new overwhelming world, and made her place in it. She may not have college experience, but she’s faced a lot of challenges, and knows how to overcome them. And she’s behind Josslyn 100%; so is he. Josslyn tells him, she’s said it before, but it can’t hurt to say it again. She’s happy they’re getting married. He says, him too, and they hug. Note to self: A job as mob boss lady does not require a degree.

Peter says he doesn’t believe he’s had the pleasure, and Phyllis tells Finchley, Peter is new in town. Nina says, he’s just passing through. Always on the run, isn’t he? Peter asks if she’s trying to get rid of him already, and she says she just knows how much he’s wanted back home. Peter says, and home is…  She tells Finchley , they knew each other in Port Charles, and Peter says, Port Charles, Manhattan, Los Angeles, Chicago; they’ve known each other so many places, haven’t they? He fingers the gun in his waistband, and Phyllis thanks Finchley for stopping by. She knows how busy he is. He says he’s just a phone call away, and Phyllis says she’ll remember that. He leaves, and Sonny says, isn’t it nice, knowing how many people care about her? Phyllis says, nice and exhausting. She asks if Sonny will take her home, and he says, absolutely. He asks if Nina will be there when he gets back, and she says she will. She tells Phyllis to get some rest, and Phyllis says she will. She tells Peter that it was nice meeting him, and he says it was nice meeting her too. They leave, and Peter tells Nina, she just made a fatal mistake.

Chase says, a camping trip? and Finn says, fishing, s’mores, hikes to the waterfall. Chase isn’t sure he’s hiking ready yet, and Finn says he can sit that out. He can help set up the tent. Chase says, Finn told him that Elizabeth and the boys are going, and Finn says Chase worked his tail off to get back in shape. What did he do it for? To show off his abs at the MetroCourt pool (🍷); it’s been done already. Get off his butt, and spend some time with his family. Chase says, he’ll think about it, and Finn says, he’ll take it.

Willow says, Michael is thinking about things from a business perspective, and that’s great, but in the time they’ve been together, she’s come to know his family; to love them and think of them as her own. She, too, gets major sketch vibes from Austin. Brook says, see? and Willow says she just doesn’t know if he has the family’s best interest in mind. She gets why Michael did what he did, and she’s not saying he’s wrong, but she agrees with Brook. Brook says she loves them as a couple, and Michael says, oh my God. Brook says, Willow is a good addition to the family. Willow tells Michael, that’s not to say she doesn’t have huge respect for him as a businessman, because she does… Brook says, no backpedaling. Willow is with her on this one. Jason comes in, and Michael says, perfect timing. He’s being ganged up on. Brook says, it’s Bailey’s nap time, and they have to find Yuri. She leaves with Bailey/Louise, and Michael says, he texted Jason for a couple of reasons. He wanted to give Jason a heads up on their new family member, Austin. Jason says, Monica filled him in, and Michael says, the other thing is – he takes Willow’s hand – he and Willow are together again. Willow says she ended her marriage to Chase, and Jason says, that’s great (which sounds so wrong); he’s happy for them. He’s actually glad Michael texted. There’s something Jason needs to ask him.

Carly comes into the kitchen, and I keenly feel the absence of the moss bowl 🎍. She says she’s been thinking about Josslyn all day. She feels terrible about what happened last night. Josslyn says, it’s okay, but Carly says, it’s not okay. Things got tense with her and Josslyn’s dad, and it was supposed to be about Josslyn, to celebrate her. She feels terrible, and doesn’t want the disagreement she had with Josslyn’s dad to affect Josslyn’s relationship with him. She doesn’t want it to affect Josslyn at all. She just wants her and Jax to handle their own issue, and for Josslyn to be the amazing college kid that she is. Josslyn says she already talked to Jason, and she’s good. Another great thing about Carly marrying him. For somebody who doesn’t speak a whole lot he gives good advice.

Britt says, not one of them can talk to being selfish; they’ve all had their moments. Maxie says, preach! and Obrecht says, humph! Britt asks if Maxie could do something for her, and Maxie says, anything. Britt says, make the wedding beautiful. Maxie says she’s on it, and Britt says, she never planned on having a happily ever after, but she thinks it would be great if Jason got one. Obrecht says, that much generosity, she can barely handle. One ounce more, and Britt’s spine will turn to pudding. Besides, the wedding can be nice, but maybe the band forgets an instrument, or there’s a hair in someone’s… Britt says, mother… and Obrecht says, nothing to ruin the day. Just a minor hiccup. Maxie says she’ll see what she can do, and they laugh.

Peter says, Nina is lucky the officer didn’t recognize who he was… despite all those clues she kept feeding him. She says, maybe he filed those clues away, and he’s checking up on Peter Sinclair as they speak. He says he hopes not, for her sake. One siren in this direction… She says, do not threaten her nephew again, and he says, she built a nice cozy life for herself in Nixon Falls. It would be such a shame if something were to happen to the widow Caulfield, wouldn’t it? Or better yet, her precious Mike. She says he’s bluffing, and he says, maybe, but does she really want to risk it? Sonny comes back, and we can tell he knows something is up.

Finn tells Chase to let him know what he decides, and Chase says he will. Finn asks if he’s going to be okay, and Chase says, yeah. Finn says, then get back to work, and leaves. Chase closes the door, and picks up rings.

Jason tells Michael that he and Carly set a date, and Michael says, congratulations. Willow asks, when’s the big day? and Jason says, September 17th. He was hoping Michael would be his best man. He can’t think of anyone he’d rather have by his side. Michael says Jason didn’t have to ask, but he’d be honored.

Josslyn tells Carly, she loves her dad – Carly says, of course (🍷) she does – but no matter his feelings on the subject, she’s thrilled Carly and Jason are getting married. She needs Carly to know that. Carly says she does, and it’s the perfect segue to their next topic of discussion – dress shopping. Josslyn says, for Carly? and Carly says, and for Josslyn. Her maid of honor needs to make a statement. Josslyn says, heck yeah, and Carly asks if that’s a yes. Josslyn says, no, because there was never any question. Of course (🍷) she’ll be Carly’s maid of honor. They hug and say they love each other so much.

Sonny asks if everything is okay, and Peter says, of course (🍷). He was just pitching an idea to Nina. A true crime story about a woman in a small town, not unlike Nixon Falls. She does everything in her power to save the people she loves. Is Nina interested? Nina says, she’ll consider it, and he says, fair enough. He’s going to take a walk; soak up the atmosphere. It might come in handy if she gives him the green light. Sonny says he’ll come with Peter, but Peter says, it’s not necessary. Sonny says he insists. He used to be a stranger there himself. Peter says, very well, and Sonny shoots Nina a look before they leave.  

Britt thanks Obrecht for buying, and Obrecht says she’s paying? Britt says, considering the day she’s had, she thinks it’s appropriate. Obrecht says, now Britt is all torn up, and Britt asks if Maxie has time for a drink. Maxie says she wishes, but she can catch Britt up on everything in the elevator. Obrecht tells Maxie to give James a kiss from his oma, and Maxie says she will. Maxie and Britt leave, and Obrecht sits down to sign the tab. Her phone rings, and she sees it’s Nina. She says Maxie was just talking about her, but Nina says she doesn’t have much time. Is Obrecht alone? Obrecht asks, what’s wrong? and Nina says she has a problem she thinks Obrecht is perfectly qualified to solve. If Obrecht can’t for any reason, Nina will do it herself.

Outside, Sonny says Peter and Nina aren’t just business associates. Is he right? Peter says he’d also like to think of them as friends, but Sonny asks why he gets the feeling Nina doesn’t like Peter. 

Tomorrow, Nikolas tells Ava that there’s always a silver lining, Scotty says it’s Austin’s ticket to ride, Jax says Josslyn isn’t coming within a mile of Carly’s wedding, and Sonny tells Peter, it’s probably time to get out of town.

💰 I couldn’t get Million Dollar Listing New York online yet, so we’ll cover that tomorrow.

😥 Farewell, Dimitri and Dex…

He had the best of both soap worlds, daytime and prime time.

https://people.com/tv/dynasty-and-all-my-children-actor-michael-nader-dead/

🎼 It’s All His…

James Patrick Stewart talks about his second album, and how, this time, it’s personal.

👄 Any Publicity Is Good Publicity…

Sutton doesn’t have to worry about getting involved. LisaR is involved enough for both of them.

🍸 New Rules…

LVP dishes on the new season to come.

🐓 Early To Bed…

One can hope. I was up way too late last night, watching All About Eve in the wee hours, like I haven’t seen it a thousand times. That one never gets old though. Tomorrow begins another of what I believe we’re calling the weekend again, and I’ll be hear with soap, a real estate finale, tea, and sympathy wise words. Until then, stay safe, stay self-confident, and stay not doing anything shady. It could come back to bite you.

August 25, 2021 – Michael Makes a Decision About Austin, Crystal Hosts a Launch Party & Hallelujah

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Willow says, Chase, please. Don’t give Austin the power to go after the Quartermaines, and he tells her, considering she just told him that she’s in love with Michael, maybe she isn’t the best person to make this argument. Michael says he gets it. He and Willow kept the truth from Chase, but that’s on them, not the rest of the Quartermaines. Chase says he’s right. His family didn’t do anything. He hands Michael the paper, and tells him to do what he wants with it. He starts to walk out, and Brook says, his wheelchair. He says he doesn’t need it anymore. He doesn’t need any of this. Austin says, congratulations. The better man won.

Sonny finds Phyllis outside, crying. He hugs her.

Maxie shows Carly her phone and says, well? Carly tells her, she said understated, remember? Maxie guesses polka-dots are a bit much. She’ll find something less 50s retro. Carly asks if they can do this another time. She’s meeting Josslyn and Jax for a dinner date. Maxie says, absolutely, and don’t worry. Her wedding is going to be gorgeous. Carly says she knows it will, and thanks Maxie for helping her. Maxie thanks Carly for keeping her mind off Louise, and says they’ll talk tomorrow. In the hall, Maxie runs into Valentin carrying Bailey/Louise in a sling. He says, hey, Maxie.

Peter says, the more interesting question is, what is Sonny Corinthos doing here, alive and well, and calling himself Mike? as Nina takes out the gun. Nina says they haven’t talked about Peter, and he says, why don’t they sit? They obviously have so much catching up to do. Before she can bring out the gun, he points his own at her.

At the pool (🍷), Spencer tells Esme, that was Doc. He wants to talk about their plan. She says, sounds ominous. Does he want them to get jobs? He says, bite your tongue. His grandmother leaves town for two seconds on mayoral business, and Doc thinks he needs to take her place. He didn’t mind Doc at first, when they first got married, but it’s not like they kept in touch that much when he was away at school. He doesn’t understand why Doc is trying to intervene, and take control of his life. She tells him everything will be fine. They have a plan. It’s just not the one Doc thinks they should have. He says he never asked her to set fire to Ava’s car, and she says, but now he has an alibi, and daddy dearest is pretty guilty about talking to Ava. He’s got his father right where he wants him. Relax. Enjoy the moonlit pool (🍷), and of course (🍷) his girlfriend. She calls to Trina, who comes over to their table.

Carly thanks Cameron for joining them, and Josslyn thanks Carly for doing this. Jax says, it’s a real pleasure. This is a big event. It’s their little girl’s freshman year of college. Josslyn says if he calls her their little girl one more time, she’s going to leave, but he promises to be on his best behavior. He can’t say the same for her mother. Carly says they don’t have to worry about her. She’ll be just fine, and keep Josslyn’s dad in line too.

Peter asks Nina if they can’t play nice, and she says, absolutely. He should really put that gun away before Mike returns. He asks if she doesn’t mean Sonny. He guesses he’ll just have to take care of him too. She tells him that he should relax more. Would he like something to drink; perhaps some wine? He says, just her cell phone. Please. She takes it out, and comes around the bar, putting on a table. She says, happy? and he says, very. He takes the phone, and she sits down. She asks where he’s been, but he says, details aren’t important. Of course (🍷) once Maxie betrayed him, and secretly recorded his confession and sent it to Mac, he had to disappear. No easy task. She says, no one knew if he was dead or alive, and he tells her, let’s just say he was lying low. He also searched for his precious Louise. A search that’s taken him straight to Maxie.

Valentin says, it’s wonderful to see Maxie, and asks, how was Texas? She says, Georgie and James really enjoyed seeing their great aunt; she of course (🍷) spoiled them rotten. Bailey’s grown so much since she’s been gone. He says, a couple more pounds, and she’ll be ready for management at Deception, and she says she’ll be happy to work for Bailey any day. How is Deception? She was on her way there now to go through her accumulated messages. He said he just came from there. He was showing Bailey off to some of the staff. She notes what Bailey is wearing, and says, she’s going to be so beautiful and stylish when she grows up. She says she’d better go, but he asks her to wait. There’s been a development in Louise’s case.

Willow tells Michael, she has to talk to Chase. She can’t leave things like this. He asks if she wants him to come with her, but she says, it’s between her and Chase. She leaves, and Brook asks if Austin is proud of himself. Or are there any other lives he’d like to destroy? Michael says, Brook… but she says she means it. This Gatlin-Holt creature better scram before she calls the cops on him for trespassing. Austin says he’s not going anywhere until he gets what if he came there for, so if they don’t mind… He holds out his hand for the paper, and Michael says, what he minds is Austin manipulating Chase to get this. That’s as underhanded as a person can get. Austin says, no more underhanded than sleeping with the man’s wife. (Touché.)

Esme asks if Trina is there alone, and Trina says she’s there to meet Joss and Cam after their dinner with Joss’s parents. She came a little early to work on an assignment for one of the electives they’re taking at PCU together. Esme says, how adorable. She’s never had childhood friends that she’s known since forever. Trina says she and Spencer aren’t close; they just met. Spencer says she knows that’s a lie.

Josslyn tells Carly and Jax, she was starting to believe Spencer was behind it all; then the call from Ryan Chamberlain, the writing on the wall that said, this ends tonight, the power outage… Cameron says, when Joss’s bodyguard started talking about getting them off the island in a Corinthos boat, he knew Spencer wasn’t behind it. Josslyn says, it turns out Spencer’s father was pulling the strings, and Cameron says, all to keep Spencer a lesson, when he hadn’t even done anything. He guesses Spencer did throw a huge party without permission, and Josslyn says, but he didn’t stalk Ava. It blows her mind that his dad even thought he was capable of that. Anyway, she’s sorry Tony called Carly. Jax says, it’s better to err on the side of caution, and let her mother know what’s going on. Her life, unfortunately, is more dangerous than most kids her age, even if… Carly says, even if what? and he says, even if Carly is preoccupied with other things. Carly says, she’s never let other things, or business, get in the way of protecting Josslyn, or her other kids. He knows that. Josslyn says she really wasn’t in any danger, and Jax says, they know that now, but it wasn’t that long ago that Novak guy approached her at Kelly’s and harassed her. Carly says, Josslyn is fine, just like she said Josslyn would be, so they can just let that go.

Brook tells Michael, don’t listen to this snake. Just let him slither on out of here, and back under the rock he came from. Michael says, Austin took advantage of a complicated situation he knew nothing about. Chase has been through hell, but so has Willow. Not that it matters to Austin. He just cared about finding an opening he could exploit. Austin says, Chase is a grown man; he doesn’t think he exploited Chase at all. Despite what they think, he’s not some heartless bastard. If he did let his baser instincts guide him, maybe he does owe Chase an apology. Brook asks how that will make anything better, and Austin says, all he’s trying to do is right a terrible wrong that was done to his father. His dad was not a perfect guy – far from it – but he was always there for him. He worked really hard to put Austin through medical school, and in return, he watched his father die a slow and painful death. Brook says, it’s too late, and any sympathy points he earned for his dad were gone the second he used Chase to poke around in Edward’s office. It’s a nice sob story, but they’re not buying it. Right, Michael?

Chase opens his door to Willow, who says she’ll understand if he wants to slam it in her face, but she would really like to talk to him. He asks, what else is there to say? and she says, besides the million apologies he probably doesn’t want to hear, the AC conked out in her car, and she could use a glass of water. He steps aside, and she comes in. He says, what she’s probably going to say, is that she didn’t start out intending to lie to him. She says, she and Michael realized how much they cared for one another, and she came there to tell him. He gives her some water, and says, he was so sick, he passed out on the floor. She took him to the hospital instead. He gets why she didn’t break up with him that night, but after that, she had plenty of chances. And she was going to tell him, the night of his pretend Nantucket getaway, but then Finn interrupted, saying he had the cure for the poison that was killing him. She says, when it didn’t work, she knew she couldn’t tell him. He says she should have, and she should have turned down his marriage proposal, but she says she could never say no to him when he needed her.

Trina asks if Spencer is calling her a liar. He says he just meant she doesn’t have to cover for him. He told Esme that Trina knew he was in Port Charles before anyone else. Esme says, she and Spence have no secrets, and he says, Trina wasn’t thrilled to find out that Victor was just an alias, and he was really Spencer Cassadine. He thanks her for not telling anyone, and Esme says, aw, Treen. <gag> What a true friend. Spencer says she is; he’s lucky to have her. Esme suggests he rustle up some truffle fries for them. Are they as good as the ones they had in Brussels when they were studying for midterms? He says they’ll find out, and leaves. Esme says, he’s so sweet, but Trina already knows that. Trina says she really doesn’t know Spence that well, and Esme says, it’s just them. They can be real with one another. She knows Trina has a crush on her boyfriend.

Peter tells Nina, since his own search didn’t turn up any results, he was hopeful Maxie might be following some leads. Nina asks if she was, but he says, no. It’s all the same. He’s going to be the first one to find his daughter, and when he does, Maxie will have a choice. If she wants to be in her little girl’s life, then Maxie will have to share her life with him as well. She says, Maxie doesn’t know he’s following her, and he says, once it was safe for him to resurface, he tracked her to Texas, but when he arrived, Maxie was already leaving. He followed her there to this quaint little town, and this quaint little bar. When he found her… and Sonny. She says, Maxie’s not here anymore, and he says he’s aware of that. He was about to follow her, when he ran into Sonny… or is it Mike? He’s told her his story; now let’s hear hers.

Sonny tells Phyllis, eight months ago, he washed up in Nixon Falls with only the clothes on his back, and a watch that was engraved with his name on it. She not only gave him a place to stay, she gave him a life, and made him a part of her family. They’ll miss Lenny. She cries, and he takes her hand.

Jax and Carly toast to Josslyn, and Cameron says, speech! Josslyn thanks them for embarrassing her in a public setting, but she wouldn’t love them as much as she does if they hadn’t. No way is this goodbye. She’ll still be home every weekend with her dirty laundry, and she’ll be there for the wedding of course (🍷). Jax says, oh yes, the wedding. Have they set a date? Josslyn says, they did; September 17th, and Jax says, so soon. Carly says, why wait? and he says he can think of a few reasons. Josslyn asks if there’s something wrong.

Valentin says, Anna is certain that Peter survived, and Maxie asks how that’s a development in the search for Louise. He says, Peter is very well connected, and well financed. He’s Faison’s son, and could have all of his father’s assets and contacts. If that’s the case, he’ll use them to find Louise, unless he’s already found her. Maxie says she doubts that, and he asks why she says it like that.

Nina says, since Carly covered up the death of her daughter, she desperately needed to get away. So she came to this quaint little town, Nixon Falls, to visit a friend. He says, Phyllis. She and Sonny mentioned him. She says she was just as surprised as he was to find Mike there, and he asks if she doesn’t mean Sonny. There’s no one there except them; no need to use Sonny’s alias with him. She says she calls him Mike because he’s Mike to her. He’s kind and he’s gentle, and he loves the simple life. She hasn’t thought of him as Sonny in a very long time. He asks how Mike came to be, and she says, he lost his memory when he fell into the river looking for Julian Jerome. Peter asks if the memory loss is permanent, and she says she doesn’t know. All she knows is that he’s happy. She didn’t tell him the truth because she thought it would ruin everything he found there. Peter says, oh Nina. It’s very kind of her. He’s sure getting one over on Carly never even crossed her mind when making that decision. Nor the fact that she’s fallen for Mike.

Carly says she and Josslyn’s father had a little disagreement, but that’s okay, because tonight is about her. Jax says, absolutely, and suggests they order. Josslyn asks if they’re going to be like this all night, and Jax says, like what? Carly asks Josslyn and Cameron to give them a minute to talk. Head over to the pool (🍷), and they’ll call them when it’s safe to come back. They leave, and Jax says, Carly just told Josslyn this was about her, then sent her to the pool (🍷). Is this what it’s going to be like from now on? They can’t even be in the same room?

Josslyn tells Cameron that she’s so sorry. She’s never seen them act like that before. They’ve had their fair share of arguments, but never in front of her or her friends. He says she doesn’t have to hide the messy parts of her life from him. His family’s far from perfect. She says, still, and he says, it’s him. The boy she pushed in the sandbox when she liked his pail better than hers. The boy who went trick-or-treating with her all three years when she dressed up like a stalk of corn (the corn again!). She asks him not to bring that up, and he says he knows her. He knows her family. He’s sorry her parents are fighting, but it doesn’t matter to him. She’s so amazing, and makes him feel like the luckiest guy in the world. They kiss.

Esme tells Trina (Treen – ugh), it’s okay. She only brought it up because she didn’t want there to be any awkwardness between them. Trina asks why she cares. Why is she going out of her way to be nice to someone she thinks likes her boyfriend? Esme says, Trina didn’t do anything wrong. Spencer didn’t even tell her that he had a girlfriend. Trina asks if it doesn’t make her mad, and Esme says she knows how guys are. They’re denser than a redwood forest, and Spence is no exception. She’s sure he didn’t mean to lead Trina on. She’s not into girl-on-girl rivalry. Trina asks if she walks on water too, and Esme says she likes Trina’s sense of humor. She seems like a really nice girl, and Esme would like to be friends with her. At the very least, she’d like them to get along for Spence’s sake. She can tell Trina’s friendship means a lot to him. Spencer comes back, and asks what he missed. Esme says, just a little girl talk.

Willow says she never wanted to hurt Chase, but that doesn’t change the fact that she did. She gave him hope, then took it away. All she wanted to do is repay him for everything he’d given her. He asks if she’s talking about Wiley, and she says, before Wiley. After she gave her baby to Brad and Lucas, she was so empty and alone. She had no family, no one to turn to. Then he walked in; Detective Harrison Chase. Handsome, intelligent, and above all, kind and understanding. She thought, I could build a home with this guy. Her horrible past no longer mattered. Just the present and future she was going to have with him. Then… He says, then he and Sasha staged the affair.

Michael says he understands where Austin is coming from. He lost his own father recently. Austin says he’s sorry to hear that, and Michael says, family was the most important thing to him, and he’s like him in that respect. Family is everything to him too. Austin says he’s not trying to threaten Michael’s family, and Brook says, Austin coming after ELQ is coming after the family. Austin asks how that’s hurting them; to be getting a few shares of ELQ? That document proves that Edward wanted his father to have those shares. His father isn’t there to claim his rightful seat at the table, so he’s going to have to do it for him. Michael says, that’s very noble of him, but you know what’s not? Using Chase. Taking advantage of a very painful situation. Why would Michael ever let him in by those methods?

Austin says he made a desperate play using Michael’s friend Chase – who’s not his friend, by the way – and that’s it? There’s no coming back from that? Michael says he’s in no position to judge. His father could never stand a hypocrite. Michael hands Austin the paper, and Brook asks what he’s doing. Has he lost his mind? Michael says, Austin played dirty, but he’s not the only one. Their family has a history of playing dirty, especially when it comes to ELQ. It’s time to break the cycle. Austin thanks him, and says, it means a lot. Michael says, don’t thank him yet.   

Chase says, when he and Sasha came up with the plan, he knew there was a possibility of losing Willow. He told himself it was worth it, no matter how painful. It was more important that she and Michael get custody of Wiley. Then he took a step back, and didn’t tell her the truth when he saw how close she and Michael were getting. Then they started spending all this time together, and it was like it was before. She says she felt like if there was a chance she should take it; she wanted to take it. He says, what really hurts is that he truly believed she loved him as much as he loved her.

Esme asks if Trina plays tennis. It was mandatory at their school. She’s good, but Spence is addicted; he’ll probably play all weekend. While he’s out pursuing athletic glory, can she interest Trina in a mani/pedi? What time works for her? Josslyn and Cameron arrive, and Josslyn says, they have a bunch of startup semester parties and events to go to. She doesn’t think Trina is even going to be available this weekend. Trina says, that’s right; she’s totally booked. Esme says, that’s okay. Some other time then. She takes a fry from Spencer, takes a bite, and says, they’re amazing. As good as the ones they got in Brussels. Why don’t they get more; her treat. He says, at your service, mademoiselle, and glances back at the others as he and Esme walk away. When they’re out of earshot, he says, what’s with the girl bonding thing? Esme says, Trina is a nice girl, and she’s got good taste. He says, Esme… and she says, it’s fine, Spence. They just have to be careful. Trina knows things about him that could hurt his plan. He says Trina’s not like that, but she says, broken hearts can do strange things. She wouldn’t want all his hard work to be for nothing. She wants him to have everything he deserves.

Josslyn asks, what’s going on between Trina and Esme? but Trina says, nothing. She’s got it handled. Josslyn looks at Trina, as Trina looks at Esme sitting down with Spencer. Trina says, okay. Maybe she doesn’t.

Sonny says he told Nina that this feeling of loss is really familiar, and Phyllis asks if he remembers losing someone. He says, if he did, he doesn’t know who, but it was a real aching… in here. He touches his chest. He says he knows if it was somebody, they’d have to be important, like Lenny was. She hopes he knew love in his previous life. It’s the greatest gift a human can receive. He says he’d be lucky to find what she and Lenny had, and she says, he has. Even if he doesn’t know it yet. She thinks he’s in love with Nina. He smiles.

Nina says Peter has a vivid imagination. She doesn’t have feelings for Mike. He laughs, and says, it’s too late to cover. He saw the way they were looking at each other. Imagine if he told Carly that her husband was alive and well, and being kept secret by her. How fast does she think Carly would ensure she’d never see Wiley again? She says, just tell her what he wants, and he says, there we go. He’s always thought she was a smart woman. Cards on the table. He found it very difficult, searching for his daughter while being forced off the grid, so he needs some shelter and a place of operation. She says, he’s Faison’s son. Why doesn’t he just tap into Faison’s former contacts? He says, it would be simpler to have her ask Maxie and Valentin for him, without raising any red flags. They trust her, and they’ll tell her what they’ve learned. And she, in turn, will relay it to him, so he can find Louise first. She says, and if she doesn’t do it?

Carly asks what Jax thought would happen when he tried to blackmail her? He says, it wasn’t blackmail, and she says, he recorded their conversation on his phone, and tried to get her to admit to criminal activity. He says he was just trying to protect Josslyn, and she says, if he was, he’d respect the decisions she made about Josslyn’s well-being. He asks, what about respecting his decisions? Does she ever once see things from his point-of-view? In what world does she think taking over Sonny’s business is safe for their daughter? She tells him to keep his voice down. Josslyn doesn’t need saving, and neither does she. He, on the other hand, could learn a lesson in humility. He asks what that’s supposed to mean. Is she going to tell Josslyn what he did?  

Michael says Austin might not get a seat at the ELQ table, and Austin says, why not? Michael says, because the lawyer wrote to Edward after a conversation about changing his will, but Edward never followed through. The will was never changed. Austin says, the letter proves that Edward was at least thinking about his father. He’d like to believe a judge would agree. Michael says, good luck then, and Austin thanks him, adding, this would make his father so happy. He leaves, and Brook asks if Michael is happy now. He just cost them ELQ.

Maxie tells Valentin, she prays every day that her daughter is returned home safe, but she’s done with false leads and dead ends. It’s part of the reason she left town. She’ll never stop hoping Louise comes home safe, but until that actually happens, she needs to focus on being her best self. For Georgie and James. And for her. It’s the only way she’s going to heal. He tells her not to take this the wrong way, but if she’s not ready to return to work, don’t rush it. She thanks him, and says, but she needs to keep busy, even when it’s hard.

Peter says, if Nina won’t help him find his dear Louise, know this. James will be a more than adequate replacement. And if she even thinks about telling Maxie, he’ll return the favor, and let Carly know that her not-so-dearly departed husband is there, and exactly who he’s spending his time with. So she has a choice to make. She either helps him find his daughter, or she suffers the consequences. She asks if she has his word that he won’t touch James, and he says, if he has her word that she’ll do everything in her power to tell him where Louise is. She stands up, and says, they have a deal.

Sonny tells Phyllis, even if he and Nina are… Look, all she has to do is go to Port Charles, spend time with her grandson, and then she doesn’t have to come back. Right? Phyllis says, mm-hmm, and takes his hands. She says, you can always come up with excuses not to go after something because you’re afraid. She can’t tell him the number of people who told her it was too soon to marry Lenny; he could be deployed at any time. They’d be separated more than they’d be together. But she knew. In her heart, she knew Lenny was the one. Her only regret was that they didn’t have enough time.

Carly says she would never undermine Josslyn’s relationship with Jax, and he says, glad to hear it. She says, but Josslyn’s not their little girl anymore, as she keeps telling them. If he wants to say on his moral high horse, he’s going to lose her all on his own. He asks if that’s what Carly is hoping for, and she says, no. She always wants him to be in Josslyn’s life, even if he’s not in hers anymore. He says, they’re always going to be in each other’s lives because they’re co-parenting Josslyn, but she says, they’re not. Josslyn’s moving out; she’s moving to the dorm. The days of them raising Josslyn together are over. He says, just because Josslyn is going to college doesn’t mean they’re not going to see each other. They’ll be at volleyball games, graduation, a wedding hopefully. She says, yes. Their paths are always going to cross, and Josslyn is always going to connect them, but the days of raising Josslyn are over. They’re going to show up as mother and father. Nothing more.

Willow says, she and Chase shared a beautiful, once in a lifetime love. Then he sacrificed it for her and Wiley. She’ll always love him for that. He says, Sasha told him that Willow would leave him for Michael, but he knew it was worth the risk, because Wiley is her life; he’s her whole world. He couldn’t forgive himself if he did nothing to help her keep him

Jax says, Carly has been one of the most important people in his life, and they just walk away; that’s it? She says he’s been one of the most important people in her life. He gave her Josslyn, and she’ll always love him for that. But she doesn’t trust him anymore, and let’s face it, he doesn’t trust her. He asks how many times she’s forgiven Sonny, or how many times Jason and Sonny have forgiven her. Were his actions that unforgivable? She says, he never used to live in a black and white world. She remembers when him living in a grey area suited him just fine. But he changed, at least when it comes to her actions, and she can’t have somebody in her life who’s going to judge her all the time, or go behind her back and hurt her. So this is their new reality, and it’s totally on him. He’s going to have to find a way to live with it.

Esme says she’s been thinking, and Spencer says, always dangerous. She says they’re going to be in Port Charles for a while, seeing their plan through. He says, her point? and she says, they may as well find something to do. Maybe they should prey on his step-grandpa. He asks if she thinks they should get jobs, and she says, ugh, no. She suggests they audit some classes at PCU. She’s feeling collegiate.

Chase says he’s really grateful for having Willow in his life, and she says, her too. How many people could say they loved as deeply as they did? He says, not many. They were lucky. She says, they were, and he says, no more apologies. She takes off her wedding ring, and he holds out his hand. She places it in his palm.   

Michael tells Brook that she’s wrong. They keep ELQ by ending their family dysfunction. She says, they don’t keep ELQ by handing out shares to random strangers, and Michael says, maybe Austin wouldn’t have been a stranger if grandfather wasn’t so harsh, or Tracy so self-serving. She says he doesn’t know that. No one does. There’s no point in worrying; they’re only in the here and now. Despite all of Michael’s noble intentions, that doesn’t change the fact that he just made a big mistake.

Valentin sees Austin come in, and asks Maxie to hold Bailey for a second. He’ll just be a minute. She tells him to take his time, and is obviously thrilled. She picks up a binkie from the table.

Valentin sees Austin at the bar, and asks if it would have been luckier to schedule a dinner than a lunch. Austin says for Valentin, not for him, and Valentin says, productive day? Austin shows Valentin the paper, and says, check it out. The keys to the kingdom; the kingdom of the ELQ boardroom. He’ll see Valentin there. Valentin says, yes you will.  

Nina and Peter are about to shake hands, and Peter pulls her a little closer. He says she mentioned he was Cesar Faison’s son. Remember that if she ever thinks of double-crossing him. Sonny comes back in, and says he hopes they’ve had enough time catch up. Peter says, not quite as much as he’d like. He’s sticking around Nixon Falls for a while. Nina said she’d show him around. Sonny says, okay. He looks forward to getting to know one of Nina’s friends. Peter says, it will be really great to get to know him too, and Nina looks sick.

Tomorrow, Michael asks if it would really be the end of the world, Finn asks if Chase would do things differently if he could go back, Carly tells Josslyn that she doesn’t know why it feels weird, and Peter tells Nina, an eye for an eye

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

I missed the very beginning – meeting ran late – but I doubt it was anything earth-shattering. When I tuned in, LisaR was whining that she felt like she was losing her grip on her kids. They were leaving the nest, Harry was in Romania working, and everyone was gone. She and Harry were beyond proud of how their kids had overcome challenges. In her interview, she said Crystal had offered to host a launch party for Rinna Beauty at her house. LisaR thought maybe Crystal wanted to balance out the last time they were there, and we flashed back to the ugly leather pants incident.

In Crystal’s interview, she said she hosted parties all the time. It fed her intense control scheduling personality. I guess that’s a fancy way of saying control freak. Dorit came by, and said Kyle’s dinner had been intense. We flashed back to that, and Dorit said, it was a holiday party, and Erika was a shell of herself. It didn’t seem night to pounce on her. She also felt that Garcelle had been making jabs at her. In Dorit’s interview, she said it was happening too often. We flashed back to what Dorit thought were jabs, but I thought of as the truth. Dorit said it was starting to piss her off, and Crystal thought it was best to address things like that early. In her interview, Dorit said she and Garcelle had been friends, and obviously she was trying to say something she didn’t have the guts to say.

Erika said she hadn’t lived alone in almost 30 years. Cleaning was her way of meditation. I totally understand this. My motto is, when in doubt, clean something. She said if she was having good sex, it wouldn’t be as depressing. I’ll bet she hasn’t had that in over 30 years either. BA-DUM-CHH! My heart bleeds for her. LisaR arrived with champagne, as the three of them were going to celebrate Kyle’s birthday. She asked Erika how it was going, and she said, like she told her lawyer, she needed to get past this, and unpack the emotional stuff later. Kyle joined them, and they popped the champagne, drinking out of fancy glasses Erika said she’d snuck out of the house in the night. LisaR also got Kyle a very pretty grey faux fur coat, and in LisaR’s interview, she said it wasn’t from her garage; she actually purchased it. For those not in the know, she has racks of designer clothing in her garage. She said she’d seen Dorit, who said Sutton was still nervous because she hadn’t asked the question she’d wanted answered. Kyle said she wasn’t being a bitch, Sutton was just saying she didn’t want legal and/ or society problems. Erika said, how small town of her. What will the neighbors think? In her interview, she said, we’re not in Augusta, Georgia, bitch. It had zero to do with any of them. She asked, how about her effing fear, wondering how this was going to play out? She talked about having discovered Tom’s cheating, saying, Yolanda had said, boys will always protect boys. When she got home from Yolanda’s condo, Tom was sleeping. She opened his phone, and wanted to make sure she was seeing what she thought she was. In Erika’s interview, she said she’d thought of leaving before, but how and where? She was solely dependent on her husband. She told Kyle and LisaR she’d made plans not to leave, but work for her own money. LisaR reminded them, we have champagne and cake, bitches. I have to say, I don’t remember ever having called by girlfriends bitches. And it looks pretty unattractive coming from a 75, 68, 58 year old.

In LisaR’s interview, she said she couldn’t have launched at a more difficult time, but when you’re a hustler, you do what you need to do just to keep going. She was like a cockroach; you couldn’t get rid of her. Agreed. During the interview, a bug literally flew into her lip-gloss and got stuck. If that wasn’t repulsive enough, she plucked it off, showed the camera, and then put more lip-gloss on. Bleh. The launch party was set up in Crystal’s backyard, and it looked beautiful, with bowls of pink roses on the table. Although I was surprised to find that the launch party only consisted of the women on the show. I guess it was a more upscale way of LisaR handing out lipstick samples in her living room. They began with cocktails, Erika asking for a drink called No Apologies; no hot toddy this time. In Garcelle’s interview, she thought it was ironic that Erika had made that choice. In Erika’s interview, she said she wasn’t putting any expectations on Sutton, especially since it was her own reputation being trashed. In Sutton’s interview, she said she still didn’t like it and had questions, but she could go to a lipstick party. They toasted to LisaR launching a beauty line in a pandemic year. She’d killed it. They sat down for lunch, and Dorit said she’d been thinking about Garcelle a lot. Something had been bothering her for the last couple of months. Garcelle had been making jabs at her. She didn’t know why, but she’d been noticing it, and it didn’t sit well with her.

Garcelle asked, what kind of jabs? and Dorit said it was more her tone; it was obnoxious and rude. We flashed back to Garcelle saying, as if Dorit would ever stick up for Sutton, and in Kyle’s interview, she said, Garcelle wasn’t wrong, but go ahead. We also flashed back to Garcelle calling Dorit on what she’d said about Erika, and then flashed back further, to when Dorit said everything she knew to be true about Erika was really the opposite. In Garcelle’s interview, she said she wasn’t wrong about that. Dorit said Garcelle caught her off-guard, and seemed like a bully. Garcelle told her, stop it right now, and in her interview, she said, a bully picks fights. She was reacting. Bully was a loaded word, and it wasn’t okay. Dorit asked why Garcelle was doing this, and if Garcelle had a problem with her. Garcelle said it wasn’t a problem, but she felt like when they were all discussing something, Dorit hijacked the moment. It felt like no one had a chance to say anything. Dorit asked if Garcelle considered them friends, and Garcelle said she did, but Garcelle also didn’t know where she sat with the group, and felt like an outsider in a way. LisaR said they’d had a great relationship before, meaning before LisaR acted like a complete ass about Denise. Garcelle said they’d talked about that, and we flashed back to Garcelle telling LisaR that it was going to take some time. Dorit said there was an easy way to feel like a part of the group; be honest. I’d thought that’s what Garcelle was doing, and Garcelle said she didn’t have a problem with Dorit. Only when she wouldn’t let anyone else speak. And she didn’t believe she was the only one who thought that. Kathy diplomatically said, it wasn’t like Dorit hadn’t heard it before. In Kyle’s interview, she said, Garcelle had a point. If you asked Dorit what time it was, she’d tell you how to build a clock. Yep. I know those people. Kyle told Garcelle that she might have been passive/aggressive about it, but she was being honest now. She’d gotten into it with Dorit, as had Erika. In Erika’s interview, she said Dorit was known as a marathon talker. When Dorit is talking, she checks in with herself… How’s the dog?… Did she lock the door?… Where is she going tomorrow?… Then she said she absolutely agrees with what Dorit is saying.  Then, because Dorit really doesn’t know when to shut up, she brought up how Garcelle relayed what Erika said about Tom calling her every day. We flashed back to Erika saying Garcelle had betrayed their friendship. In her interview, Dorit said Garcelle poked until she made you uncomfortable, and then acted surprised, but she knew what she was doing. Garcelle got up, and said, f*** you, to Dorit. A few times. Dorit asked if Garcelle was taking the easy way by walking out, or were they going to talk it out. Garcelle said, f*** her with that. She knew exactly what happened. She’d talk it out if it was going to be fair. In Erika’s interview, she said she wasn’t mad about it; she understood. It was a misunderstanding. We flashed back to them hugging it out, and in her interview, Garcelle said Dorit kept bringing it up because she was looking for stuff on Garcelle.

Garcelle sat back down, and in Crystal’s interview, she said she got why Garcelle was upset. This was the third time they’d talked about it. She told the women, Garcelle wasn’t there when Erika said she didn’t want to talk about it, but Erika said she didn’t say not to mention it, confusing everyone. Sutton tried to interject something, but Erika wasn’t having it, and told her, shut up, small town worried about her reputation. Sutton laughed, and Erika said she could go all day with Sutton. Go get another mo fo legal opinion. Sutton told Erika not to take her problems out on her, and Erika said her problems didn’t effect Sutton. Her small town sh*t was whack. Crystal said she thought it had been a private moment, and Erika said, it was. Dorit said she believed Garcelle was smarter than that, and Garcelle told her not to jump in on something when she wasn’t there. Dorit got back on the hamster wheel, and said, Garcelle had been giving her jabs, but she didn’t want to be accused of belaboring a point. Garcelle said, case in point. She’d say whatever to Dorit’s face moving forward. Dorit could let it go just yet, and said it made her feel sh*tty. Garcelle said she heard Dorit, and would approach things differently. LisaR said she was glad they were talking about it. We flashed back to years ago, when LisaR said in her interview, if someone else didn’t want to talk about it, you’d better believe she’s going to talk about it.

Kathy’s cutest, tiniest white Pomeranian named Muffy, was sitting on the presents under the tree. At first, I thought she was going to pee on them, but she was a good girl. Kathy said she did it every night. She showed Kyle the glassware and such she was going to use for her dinner, and in Kathy’s interview, she said it took a good four days for her to lay out what she wanted to use. I noted that her candle holders were $950, and she also had $150 party favor tiaras for everyone. I want to go to one of her parties. In her interview, she said, Dorit liked to do a entire look for the evening. She does it on the table. They had lunch on TV trays, and in Kyle’s interview, she said, growing up, their mom used TV trays, and Kathy still does. It made her laugh how Kathy brought it to another level; TV trays, but elegant. Kathy asked what Kyle thought of the launch party, and Kyle said, it was great… until it wasn’t. She was surprised when Garcelle told Dorit, f*** you. Kathy wondered when that happened, and Kyle said Kathy was probably putting on her lipstick. We flashed back, and sure enough, Kathy wasn’t paying one bit of attention to anything going on around her. She was just concentrating on that mirror.  

At LisaR’s afterparty, they had a lipstick reader, who seemed incredibly accurate, and told Kyle her mom was disappointed. Kyle said she’d later admitted she had googled everyone, and American Woman came up. Kathy said their family had put up with scrutiny for so many years, it drew attention to them. In Kyle’s interview, she said she and Kathy had their first setback in their relationship when she and Mauricio started an agency. It was the first time they’d had an issue. We flashed back to 2011, and Kyle and Mauricio on the beach, talking about family. In her interview, Kyle said Kathy thought it was going to disrespect her mother or sister. We flashed back to 2015, and Kyle talking to LVP, telling her, any time she tried to have a conversation to create peace, it just never went well. Then we flashed back to 2017, with Kyle talking to Dorit about being estranged from her family. Kathy said there were so many things out there, there was no way it could be anybody else. It put their mom in a bad light, and jealous people made comments. In Kathy’s interview, she said she did have her lawyer send a letter saying she and her family couldn’t be used. She would have done it with her own kids. I can’t believe anyone cares that much. Kyle said it was inspired by their mom, and a love letter to her. In her interview, Kyle said it was difficult to talk about. She was so scared it was going to spark another issue. Kathy asked why Kyle didn’t talk to her about it beforehand, but Kyle said they weren’t speaking. Kathy insisted she wouldn’t have done it without talking to Kyle, and Kyle said if it had been a real story about their real family, she wouldn’t have done it. It was about a single mom in the 70s, learning how to navigate. Kathy said some of it was off-color, and talked about things you’d only understand if you’d watched American Woman. In Kyle’s interview, she said one of the things Kathy was talking about was Alicia Silverstone on a floaty in a pool, smoking. She thought it was benign. In Kathy’s interview, she said, if it’s shown, people think it’s their family. It’s unacceptable. Okay, your highness. She told Kyle that Kim had never said an unkind thing about it, but Kyle thought Kathy probably just forgot things Kim had said. There were times Kathy and Kim had been close, and she was the outsider, and times Kim was the outsider. There was also the Christmas when Kyle wasn’t included. In her interview, she said, when her mom passed, the dynamic changed. Her mom had been the mediator. We flashed back to the infamous limo scene, where Kim accused Kyle of stealing her goddam house. In Kyle’s interview, she said if their mom was still alive, they’d still argue, but their mom would have brought them together. She thinks it’s time for healing the wound. Kathy reached out for her and Mauricio to join them for dinner.

Two months earlier. We saw Kyle and Mauricio talking, and Mauricio said, all wounds healed with time, but this one was taking longer. In Kyle’s interview, she said she never wanted to go back to that place, and got all teary . Kathy got teary in her interview too, saying, what a waste.

Next time, Kyle asks Sutton about Erika’s divorce being a sham, Sutton thinks the divorce looks fishy, and Erika tells Sutton to STFU.

🏂 Slip Slidin’ Away…

Tomorrow, the cheese soap stands alone, while Friday will bring the finale of some major real estate. Until we meet again, stay safe, stay unruffled, and stay not letting your broken heart do strange things.

August 24, 2021 – Nina Meets Someone From the Past, a Thought, He’s Back, Ramona Hosts a Hamptons Weekend, Shah Quickie & Summertime

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Drew sits in his cell, thinking about Sam and Scout. He envisions them as he thinks they are now, and Sam says, say hi to Daddy.

At the bistro with Dante, Sam says she hates waiting. He says, the upside is that Anna has agreed to share information with them. She says she appreciates that, and he says, the case file from the WSB is a good place to start out. She says, it’s been almost three years. He can’t imagine how many questions she has that have never been answered. He says she seems more convinced than ever that the person on the phone was Drew, and she says, Scout’s father is alive. She doesn’t know how to explain it; she just knows.

Peter looks in the window of the Tan-O and sees Nina. Sonny asks if he can help Peter. Peter turns around, and Sonny asks if he’s all right. It looks like he saw a ghost.

Jason tells Carly, the Five Families vodka sauce seem convincedfor now, but that can change. The Novaks asking for a wedding invite was definitely a veiled threat. She says, it’s not necessarily a bad idea, and he suggests they invite all the families. That way, they can make sure they don’t do anything, but this means it can’t be some kind of courthouse wedding. She says, okay. The wedding needs to be real and as public as it gets.

Austin is going into the elevator as Britt is coming out. She says she needs to speak with him, but he says, whatever it is, he really can’t talk. He’ll have to speak with her later. Thanks. The elevator doors close.

Michael asks Brook to leave so they can speak with Chase privately, and she says, of course (🍷), telling Chase to remember what she said. She leaves, and Chase asks, what’s going on? Willow says, there’s something they’ve been keeping from him. He folds up the paper in his hand, and says he’s listening.

Peter says, this is most unfortunate, and Sonny says, that’s one way of looking at it. A stranger lurking outside the bar is usually a red flag. Peter says, a stranger… Sonny doesn’t know who he is? Sonny asks if he should.

Maxie calls Brook, and says she’s in her car. She’s giving Brook a heads up; she’s coming home tonight. Brook says, oh, and Maxie says she doesn’t sound too excited. Brook says, of course (🍷) she’s happy to see Maxie, but is Maxie sure she’s ready for this? Maxie says, it will be hard seeing Lou… Bailey, but Nina made her realize, she can’t stay away from her daughter forever. Brook says, she did? and Maxie says, what if Peter finds out? She has to protect her baby. Brook says, they have Yuri, but Maxie says, Peter killed the real nurse Chloe and replaced her with an imposter. Does she really think Yuri is a match for him? Brook asks if Maxie thinks she is, and Maxie says she has a better shot than anyone. She’s going in to Deception right now, and she’ll talk with Brook later. Brook hangs up, and says, great.

Ryan says, Scout, and sees a strange woman standing in his cell. She says, don’t die on her, okay? He hides the pen, and asks who she is. She says she’s a nurse. Her name is Chloe.

Sam tells Dante that he can say it, and he says, say what? She says that he doesn’t believe Drew is alive. He says what he does believe is that she has the right to those answers she was talking about. He’ll do whatever it takes to help her get them. She thanks him and his phone rings. He says, it’s Rocco. He asks Rocco what’s going on, and says, that sucks. They’ll get them next time… Yeah, he’s coming home tonight… No, Rocco can’t wait up; it will be too late… He’s just helping a friend with something… He loves Rocco too. He hangs up, and asks if Sam is okay. She says, yeah. It’s just what he has with Rocco. Scout doesn’t have that with Drew.

Chase says he’d ask if he should be sitting, but he’s already got that covered. Willow sits down, and says, the first thing she wants to say isn’t an excuse, just the truth. She never wanted to hurt him. She starts to cry, and says, it breaks her heart knowing how badly she’s about to break his. She needs to ask him for an annulment. She knows it seems like it’s coming out of left field… He says, not really. He knows she and Michael are in love with each other.

At the MetroCourt, Carly tells Jason, she prefers wedding planning to planning this dinner she’s having with Jax and Josslyn. They were supposed to be celebrating Josslyn and Cameron’s freshman year of college, and she’d love to celebrate them, but after the stunt Jax pulled… Jason says, Jax thinks they’re marriage is going to put Josslyn at risk, but she says, the opposite is the truth. He says he gets where Jax is coming from. He doesn’t want Josslyn to be put in an awkward position. She says, Jax is the one putting her in an award position. Josslyn is happy about them. It’s Jax’s choices that are making life harder on everyone. He says, they’ve all made choices. Now they have to live with them.

Elizabeth tells Britt that she wanted to confirm that she put in for some vacation days starting tomorrow. Britt says she saw that. Kind of last minute, doesn’t she think? She doesn’t think they can swing it. Elizabeth says they’re her days to take, and Britt says, with reasonable notice, sure. Elizabeth says she’s sure Britt can find someone to cover, and Britt says, normally, yes, but Elizabeth was scheduled for a double. It’s a heavy lift. Elizabeth sees Terry, and walks away, mumbling, petty until the end. Britt says she heard that, and it’s not petty, it’s… forget it.

Chase says Willow can admit it now. She loves Michael. She says, how did he… She didn’t think he knew. He says, which part? That she only married him because she thought he was going to die, or that she and Michael had sex on Wiley’s birthday? Or that she was lying to his face the entire time? Which part did she think he didn’t know? She says she’s so sorry, and he says, don’t be. Just tell him why. After everything they’ve been through, why couldn’t she be honest with him?

Brook calls Nina, who asks how she is. Brook says she’d be better if Nina hadn’t told Maxie to come back to Port Charles. Every second Maxie is there, she risks exposing their entire plan. She thought Nina understood that. Nina says she did; she does. It’s what Brook signed up for. Can she handle it? The doorbell rings, and Brook opens the door. She says, oh, she’s on it. It’s Austin.

Peter tells Sonny that he’s well-known in his field, that’s all. Sonny asks, what field? and Peter says, that of author. He’s Peter Sinclair. Sonny introduces himself as Mike, and Peter says, good to know you, Mike. He asks if the place is closed. Sonny says, yeah. The owner passed a few days ago. Peter says he’s sorry to hear that. He’s heard good things about the place, and was hoping to pop inside. Sonny asks what a hotshot writer like him is doing in Nixon Falls.

Chloe says the did a number on Drew, and he says, she’s a nurse? She says that’s what they tell her, and he says, she couldn’t find a better gig than this? Like a hospital or clinic? She says she’s not there by choice. He didn’t think he was the only hostage, did he? He says, now he doesn’t feel special anymore. She puts a wound closure thing on his head, and says, it’s not stitches, but it will do. He thanks her, and says, not that he doesn’t appreciate the company, but he hasn’t seen a single person except Russ and the guards in over a year. She tells him to keep his voice down. If they hear them talking like this… He says, then what? and they hear a scream. She says, they’ll do to them what they’re doing to their fellow prisoner.   

While Elizabeth pleads her case to Terry, Britt talks to Obrecht on the phone. She says she doesn’t know why Obrecht is surprised that she’s still at the hospital. No offense, but it seems a little hypocritical coming from the woman who worked 18 hour days her whole childhood… She appreciates that, and promises to take some time off soon… Goodnight, mother. Elizabeth tells Britt, good news. She spoke to Terry, and Terry told her to take her vacation days.  

Carly tells Jason, she doesn’t understand why she’s so jumpy about the wedding. There’s no reason for her to be nervous about marrying him. So why is she? He says, because marriage is a big deal, and it’s okay to be nervous. She says, really? Is he nervous? He says, nope, and she asks if he’s sure about that. Even though it means what he has with Britt is over? He says he hates that he hurt Britt, but they need to do this. It’s the situation they’re in, and no, he’s not nervous about marrying her. He understands that she is, but good news. He’s seen her nervous about a lot of things, and she always finds her way through it. She will again. They’re going to be okay.

Brook asks why Austin is there, and he says he doesn’t think that’s any of her business. She says, her family, her house, her business. He says, okay. He needs to see Chase. She says she’s sure he does. Chase told her a little bit about their subterfuge. Austin is using Chase to weasel his way into the Quartermaine pie. What the hell is wrong with him?

Willow tells Chase that she and Michael realized months ago that they wanted a life together. She knew he deserved to hear the truth from her. She was there to tell him the night he first collapsed. Then he was so sick, and they all got so scared. Then he got better – thank God – but then he couldn’t walk. It was like every time he got over one hurdle, another appeared. He was going through so much. Michael says, Chase can see that right? There was never a good time. Chase says he could almost laugh, thinking about how grateful he was for Michael taking him in. A stand-up guy, that Michael. Michael didn’t take him in so he could be in close proximity to his wife. Michael wanted him healed and out the door as soon as possible. Michael says, Chase is right. He wanted Chase better so the situation would stop; he wanted the lie to stop. Chase says, there didn’t have to be a lie in the first place, and Michael says he understands Chase is furious. He has every right to be. Chase thanks Michael for giving him permission, and Michael says he finds it ironic that Chase is wondering why Willow couldn’t be honest, when Chase couldn’t be honest with her. Sometimes, with the best intentions, you tell a lie, because you truly believe it’s the right thing to do. He thinks Chase knows that more than anyone. Chase asks if any of it was real, and Willow says she tried; she really did. When the truth came out about Chase and Sasha, she tried to get back what they had, and forget what she had for Michael, but she couldn’t. He says so she married him for all these reasons, but couldn’t tell him. He gets it. He hates it, but he gets it. But why would she turn around and sleep with Michael? Or was it because she’d been sleeping with him all along?

Drew tells Chloe that he had no idea there was anyone else there. Does she know from where? She says, wherever she was causing trouble. All she was told was that her accommodations were downgraded. He wonders what Chloe did to end up in a place like this, and she says she saw a job posting for a private nurse for some pregnant woman. She was interviewed by the father, or at least he said  he was the baby’s father. Next thing she knew, she was jumped. He says, worst interview ever, and she says, pretty much. He asks if it’s the same person holding them there, and she says she hasn’t seen him since she’s been there, but that doesn’t mean anything. Drew says, whoever he is, using an unborn baby as bait… She says, he sounds like a real prize, and he asks if she’s got kids. She says, no; him? He says, yeah, a little girl. And he’s damn well going home to her. Chloe picks up her medical bag, and he asks her to wait. She doesn’t have cuffs on. She says, it would be hard to do her job with them, and he says that means she can help them get out.

Sam tells Dante that she shows Scout pictures and tells her stories about Drew before… Dante says, he disappeared, and she says, Scout loves the stories, but she doesn’t know he’s a real person; her father. The more she thinks about it, she hopes Peter is found alive. He asks, why? and she says, after everything Peter has done to Drew, Jason, and Scout, she’d like to kill him with her bare hands.   

Peter tells Sonny, he came down with a bit of the wanderlust. He got rid of everything; he sold his apartment and his country home. Sonny hopes he kept his car, and he says he did. He’s been driving up and down the countryside, searching for his new place in the world. A place away from it all; a new life. Sonny says, it sounds like he’s running from something, but Peter says, more like looking for something. But who knows? In doing so, he might stumble on something with much more value. Sonny says he understands about wanting to find a new life, and Peter says, does he? Sonny says, it’s a long story. The bar is closed, but he can get Peter some water for the road. Peter says, if it wouldn’t be too much trouble, and Sonny says, no. His girl… his friend is in there. Don’t worry about it. Sonny goes inside, and calls to Nina. She comes out with a tray of glasses, and says he’s back so soon. Did he even meet Phyllis? He says Phyllis is feeling a lot better, and Nina turns around, seeing Peter. She drops the tray of glasses, and Peter says, Nina Reeves. What a small world.

Chloe tells Drew, it’s not like she has free reign around there; she’s kept on a very short leash. They don’t trust her. He says they’re going to find a way to help them trust her. He shows her the pen, and she asks what it is. He says, it’s Russ’s pen. He was going to use it to open the cuffs and attack the guards, but he doubts he’d get that far. All she has to say is that she found it on him, and he was trying to escape. She says, they’ll beat him up again, and he says, probably, but they’re not going to kill him. If that was the plan, they would have done it two years ago.  He can take a beating. He doesn’t look forward to it, but she should have seen what he went through in training. She says, training? and he says he’s a Navy SEAL. She says, oh my God, and asks if they don’t use waterboarding and things like that. He says, stuff like that. He can handle the pain, and if she gains their trust, it will be worth it.   

Sonny tells Nina that he’s got it, and begins cleaning up the glass. Peter says, it’s been a long time, and Sonny says they obviously know each other. Peter says, through the media. He’s Peter Sinclair, and they ran in the same publishing circles. Nina says, of course (🍷); her apologies. Seeing him there is very out of context. He says he knows the feeling. And yet it seems she found herself there, and apparently she and Mike/Sonny found each other.

Carly thanks Jason for saying that; she needed to hear it. He’s right. Everything is going to be okay. She guesses she needs to start planning a wedding. Maxie walks in, and Carly says she thought Maxi was in Texas. Maxie says she was, but she wanted to come back to Port Charles, be with her friends, and get her life back. And also be nearby if there was any news on Louise. Carly welcomes Maxie back, and says she has to make a call. She leaves, and Jason gives Maxie a hug, asking when she got in. She says, literally right now. Her parents are driving back with James and Georgie. Family road trip, complete with stops at county fairs. They’re loving it, but she’d be tearing her hair out. That’s why she’s there. She wanted to check in with Deception and see if she could get back to work. He asks if she thinks she’s ready for that, but she says, no. He tells her, there’s no shame in taking some more time, and she says, it’s not about shame. Maybe a little bit, but she’s horrified about how things got with Peter. She’s also embarrassed and disappointed, but mostly she’s furious. Peter took so much from her, and she can’t keep putting her life on hold because he’s out there somewhere. Carly comes back, and says, they’re all set. She talked to the event planner at All Saint’s Chapel, and they have the minister and the venue for September 17th. Maxie says the engagement has progressed since she left town. The wedding is happening? Carly says it is, and Maxie says, excellent. When does she get started?

Britt asks Terry, what the hell was that? and Terry says, good evening to her too. Britt says Terry gave Elizabeth the weekend off, and Terry asks if that’s a bad thing. Britt says, considering she told Elizabeth no, yeah. Terry says she was just trying to help out a friend, and Britt says, and undermining her in the process. She gets that she’s reviled by the entire staff, but she’s trying to change that. Playing bad cop to Terry’s good cop makes it that much harder. Terry says, point taken, and Britt says, they’re sharing a job; partners is how Terry pitched it. If they let people pit them against each other, this will never work. I totally understand this. I took care of kids who tried that with me and their mom. Their mom was smart though. She asked right away what I had said, so it didn’t work.

Brook asks, how dare Austin use what Chase is going through for his own selfish reasons? He says he’s only trying to get what’s his, but she says, if that was the case, he woudn’t have involved Chase. She’s sorry his dad had a crappy relationship with Edward, and her great-grandfather cut him out. He says, that’s exactly the point, and she says, she knows he thinks Edward was going to put his father back in the will, but whether he was or wasn’t, that’s Austin’s problem. To think he would take this extremely painful situation and twist it so it serves him to get what he wants; if there was any question he was a Quartermaine, there’s not now. And she doesn’t mean it as a compliment. He doesn’t suppose she does, and she says, what a lousy way to be, and an even lousier way to introduce himself to the family. He says, next time, he’ll bring a fruit basket, and she says there was a sliver of her that felt bad for him. She was moved by his devotion to his dad. But it’s all about the money, and she’ll be damned if she lets him get a dime.

Willow tells Chase, it was just the one time after they were married. Her intention was to honor her vows, and be with him until he was better. He says, but on Wiley’s birthday, she just couldn’t help herself? Michael says, that’s not fair; he knows what that day means to Willow. Willow says she slept with Michael because she loved him, and in that moment, she needed him. Chase wanted honesty, so here it goes. She loves him, and always will, but because she loves him, she couldn’t bring herself to hurt him. Her lack of strength and courage is 100% on her. She’s in love with Michael. Michael says, he’s in love with Willow too, and Willow says, they want a life together. Chase says, so that first lie he told her that broke them up and changed things between them turned out to be forever. She says, yes, and he says, it doesn’t feel good, but at least she’s being honest. Now it’s his turn. He parks his chair, and gets up, walking a few steps.  

Willow says, Chase is walking? That’s so wonderful. Chase says he thought so too, until he walked to the gatehouse the night she and Michael were there. Michael says, Chase was at the gatehouse the night of Wiley’s party? and Chase says he didn’t know what to do. Then Austin had a suggestion. He’s not really steady on his feet yet, and Austin helped him walk to the gatehouse. Austin was there when he realized his marriage to Willow wasn’t really a marriage at all. When they got back, they saw the two of them celebrating with Wiley like nothing had happened. Michael wonders why Chase didn’t confront them after the party, and Chase says, Austin gave him the idea to keep playing the dutiful husband, while he searched for this. He shows them the paper, and Willow asks what it is. Chase says, apparently Edward Quartermaine wanted Jimmy Lee in his will after all. He shows them what it says. 

Austin says, Brook’s position is noted. He’d like to speak to Chase himself. She blocks his way, saying, Chase is busy at the moment. He says he’ll wait, and she says, Chase is a good guy, and he’s got an even better heart. No matter how angry he is, he won’t betray her family. He says, maybe; maybe not. But the decision is up to Chase.   

Terry asks to talk to Elizabeth, and says, Britt told her that she denied Elizabeth’s vacation request. Elizabeth says, okay, and Terry asks why she didn’t make that clear when they spoke. Elizabeth says she didn’t think it was a big deal. Britt was just being difficult as usual. Britt watches from around the corner, and Terry says, however Elizabeth feels about Britt, she’s got a job to do. Elizabeth asks if Terry is scolding her, and Terry tells her, she’s saying Elizabeth can’t run to her when she doesn’t like the answer Britt gave her. If Britt didn’t think she could get Elizabeth’s shift covered, it was probably for a good reason. Britt comes out, and tells Terry, she just remembered Amy was looking for extra work. She could probably fill in if Britt reached out to her. If it’s good with Terry of course (🍷). Terry says, sounds like a plan, and Elizabeth looks more annoyed than anything else.   

Sonny tells Peter, Nixon Falls is the best place to get away from it all. Peter asks what Sonny is trying to get away from, and Sonny says, that’s a long story. A few months ago, he woke up with no memory of who he was. Peter says, wow, that’s intense, and Nina says, and very complicated. Sonny tells Nina that he has to give Phyllis something. He tells Peter that Phyllis is the owner of the Tan-O. Her husband died a few days ago. Peter says, his condolences, and Nina asks what Phyllis wants. Sonny says, just a photo album, and takes it out of the trunk. She tells Sonny to go ahead and bring it to Phyllis, and he asks if Nina will be all right.  

Maxie says, they have the venue. Now they have to talk flowers, DJ, dress, caterer. Carly says, Maxie has so much going on right now, and Maxie says that’s why she needs the distraction. Her life has completely imploded, and planning a wedding would be like a vacation, to be honest. And she never really acknowledged or apologized for the fact that Peter took five years of Jason’s life. Carly says, whatever Peter did to Jason, none of it was Maxie’s fault, and Jason agrees. Maxie says, maybe not, but she feels culpable for deluding herself about Peter, and ignoring everything Peter had taken from him. So giving him Carly’s dream wedding is her way of making amends. Please. She’s good at this, they know she is, and they’d be doing her a favor. Carly says, when Maxie puts it that way, how can they say no?  

Dante reminds Sam that she has one month left on her parole, and murder is a crime in all 50 states. She says she’s not going to actually murder Peter. She might maim him; chop off a toe or two. He says he’s all right with that, and she says she is kidding. Dante says, that’s good. He is a cop, and it is his job to track Peter down and put him away. She says, the sad thing is, even if he does bring Peter to justice, it won’t balance the scales.   

Chloe asks what Drew wants her to do, and he says, it’s very simple. Just say she found this while she was treating his wounds. It will make them trust her. She asks why he trusts her, and he says she’s the first kind face he’s seen in two years. She must be real, and he really doesn’t have any other choice. She takes the pen, and he tells her, she can do this. She calls for the guards, and the main guard asks, what happened? She says she found this on Drew. She thinks he was trying to escape. He thanks her, and tells the other guard, take the nurse and go outside. She leaves with guard #2, and the main guard says, that was a very stupid move.

Maxie says she’s so excited, and Carly tells her, just remember, classy, elegant, and understated. Maxie says understated is her middle name, but understated can be surprisingly expensive. Budget? Jason says, whatever, and she says, oh my God. Is he sure? He says he’s sure, and Maxie says, buckle up, Port Charles. This is going to be the wedding of the century.

Nina tells Sonny, everything is fine. She’ll see him when he gets back. Tell Phyllis that she loves her. He says he will, and tells Peter, if he doesn’t see him again, it was good to meet him. Peter says, great to meet you too… Mike. Sonny leaves, and Nina quietly unlocks a metal box under the bar. Peter says, Nina, Nina, Nina. Of all the gin joints in all the world. What have you gotten yourself into now? She fingers a gun in the box.

The main guard comes out of Drew’s cell, and says, the prisoner got the message. He tells Chloe, good work, and they take her down the hall. Drew lies on his cot, and thinks about Scout and Sam. He says, don’t worry, Scout. Daddy is coming home to you.

Sam tells Dante, Peter cost Drew and their daughter three years. That’s time they’ll never get back. He says, at least Drew has the luxury of knowing it’s Peter’s fault. She says, that’s a luxury? and he says, that time was taken away from Drew and Scout. The time taken away from Rocco was the result of his own actions. She tells him not to be so hard on himself, and he says, that guilt choked him for a long time, but little by little, he realized that time is gone. He can’t get that back for him or Rocco. So his only shot at redemption is do whatever he can do now, and move forward. Be present for Rocco, and be an example. Sam wishes Drew could do the same thing.

Elizabeth says she appreciates Britt making it work. It will mean a lot to Violet and her boys. Britt tells her to get some rest, but Elizabeth says, they’re going camping. It’s literally the opposite of restful. Britt says, have fun then? and Elizabeth thanks her. She leaves, and Britt thanks Terry for what she said to Elizabeth. Terry says, when Britt is right, she’s right. They have to stick up for each other professionally. Britt says, and personally? and Terry says, personally, she can’t stand Britt, but who knows? They laugh, and Terry says, maybe it will change. Britt says, stranger things have happened. Terry says, partners? and holds out her hand. Britt says, partners, and they shake.

Chase tells Michael and Willow, this is a letter from Edward’s lawyer, reviewing the changes he requested in the will. One of those changes was that Jimmy Lee Holt be included. His intentions were clear. Michael says Chase isn’t seriously considering giving that to Austin, is he? and Willow says, please, don’t do this.

Austin tells Brook, what Chase does or doesn’t do, is up to Chase. It’s Chase’s decision to make. She says she thinks he’s going to be disappointed, but he’s right. Let’s find out. She opens the door, and says Chase has a visitor. Austin says, hi. Please forgive him; he didn’t mean to interrupt. He’s just there to pick up the proof that Edward Quartermaine wanted his father in his will. Everyone gives each other soap looks.   

Tomorrow, Brook says she’s not buying Austin’s sob story, Nina asks Peter what he wants, and Valentin says there’s been a development in Louise’s case.

🤷 I dunno. Is it me? If Michael is such a stand-up good guy, why isn’t he honoring what are obviously Edward’s wishes, and giving Austin what’s – at least morally – rightfully his?

🕶 What a Tease…

Peter is back.

The Real Housewives of New York City

Bryan, Bunny, and brother Danny visited Leah, and she brought out the kosher food. In her interview, she said it was important to see her parents, even if they drove her crazy. She knew her grandmother was watching, and her grandmother had wanted Leah and her mother to get along. I had to laugh when Leah fed Angel off her fork, because I do that too. She said Shabbat was a great tradition, but she had no one to do it with, and a lot of people were naysayers. In Leah’s interview, she said, Bunny was supportive, but she didn’t think Bunny was going to believe it until she saw it. Leah thought the more Bunny saw her dedication, the more Bunny would respect her. Danny said Jesus was a Jew, and it was good enough for him, and Leah said, actually it wasn’t good enough, he started something new, making me laugh again. Danny asked what was up with her book deal, and she said she was signed with a publisher. In her interview, she said it was going to be an anti-self-help book. She didn’t think she should give advice to anyone, but if anyone wanted to hear things from her, they could read the book. It was going to be part memoir, and Bunny thought Leah should include her drug use. It would show how drugs could rob someone of their life. Danny said, certain years, not Leah’s whole life, and Leah said she got to experience the raging of the 90s, and woudn’t trade it for anything. I clubbed in the 80s, and agree. Bunny said those years would have been cherished by them, but in Leah’s interview, she said she didn’t lose anything. She was at the Limelight and the Tunnel. She told Bunny that she didn’t need compliments, but also didn’t need Bunny criticizing everything she did. Bryan agreed that Leah had a point, and Leah said Bunny claimed she was addicted to plastic surgery. Bunny said she’d had three surgeries within a few months, and we saw that Leah had her nose and boobs done, but there was a maybe on fat transfers to her butt. Leah said she was done, and in her interview, said she thought maybe Bunny had an effect on how she saw herself. Maybe she could blame Bunny if addicted to plastic surgery. Bunny said she’d be behind Leah 100%… based on what she did.

Ramona was working on getting her real estate license, and said Eboni had given her great advice. She’d told Ramona to go at her own pace, and not to place a limit on when she’d finish. She thought she was progressing faster since she’d stopped pressuring herself. Sonja said she was calling with bad news. She’d tested positive for covid, and so had her assistant Emma. They’d both felt crappy, and Sonja thought it was allergies. No surprise, Ramona had to play can you top this? saying she thought she might have it again, but her test was negative. She’d been so tired, she went to bed at 10 o’clock. In Sonja’s interview, she said Ramona going to bed at 10, then feeling better, didn’t help her, but go ahead and share.

Four weeks later. In Eboni’s interview, she said Linda had been right that her dad had been one of three brothers, and on the money with which one she thought was him. Linda reached out to him, and he’d been willing to do a DNA test, and he was her father. Eboni looked the happiest I’ve seen her, and she said his name was Jude. It was incredible that, for the first time, she knew her father’s name. Reaching out had been the scariest, most exciting call of her life. We saw her getting voicemail, and leaving a message to call back. In her interview, she said she was relieved he didn’t pick up, but hopeful he’d call back. She hoped he could hear the pureness of intention in her voice.

Sonja’s whole team was at the townhouse, so I assumed she was better. She told them it was an emotional moment when she’d told Ramona that she was running a fever, and Ramona said she was sending an ambulance, and coming there. In Sonja’s interview, she said she was fine when she first found out she had it, but the next day, she was so sick. It was nice to get calls from the girls, and Ramona sent gorgeous flowers. When the doctor cleared her, Eboni and Leah had come over. We saw a clip of Eboni unloading a shopping bag full of vitamins and supplement for Sonja. Sonja said it felt good to know that it didn’t matter what they’d been through, when the chips were down, the girls were there. Ramona told Sonja, when she was feeling better, she could come to the Hamptons. Sonja thought Ramona wanted to keep an eye on her. They hadn’t seen each other in months.    

Ramona arranged for all the women to come to the Hamptons, as she wanted to pamper their core group. LuAnn was at her house in Sag Harbor, and in her interview, LuAnn said she’d been away, Sonja had been sick, and everyone was in different places. She could understand why Ramona wanted to get them together. We saw Ramona telling LuAnn that she wanted to have a Galentine’s Day party, and LuAnn said, it was winter in the Hamptons, so not a lot was going on. It was nice to huddle down with her girlfriends. LuAnn called Sonja, saying she missed her, and Sonja said she was exhausted. She didn’t think LuAnn realized how sick she’d been, but LuAnn said she knew Sonja was sick when she hadn’t heard back from her. Sonja said her assistant had been on an inhaler. They talked about the Hamptons weekend, and Sonja thought she hung up, but didn’t. She told her assistant that she loved LuAnn, but couldn’t stop talking sh*t about her. LuAnn said she could hear Sonja, and heard her say she talked sh*t about her. Sonja said she loved LuAnn so much, and LuAnn said Sonja was caught red-handed. In her interview, LuAnn said, Sonja claimed not to drink at home, but she wasn’t too sure about that.

Everyone climbed over mounds of snow to get into the party bus. Sonja bitched about all the taxes she paid, and how NYC still couldn’t plow, while they did in New Jersey. I have news for her; New Jersey is the most heavily taxed state in the nation, so count your blessings. In Leah’s interview, she said she didn’t want to stay in the same room as last time. She’d been in the worst emotional state, and the room reminded her of her grandmother dying. She didn’t think it was a big ask to switch. Ramona had invited Bershawn later in the weekend, and in Eboni’s interview, she thought it was fine that Ramona had invited her. It wasn’t easy finding your footing with the women, so it was good for her to spend more time with the ladies. Eboni said LuAnn would bitch if she wasn’t in the same room.

Ramona said she was nervous, like she was entertaining a boyfriend, but it was just the girls. LuAnn arrived first, with her huge Jovani tote bag. She was impressed with Ramona’s décor, and Ramona said they’d worked relentlessly. Everything was done up for Valentine’s day, all reds, hearts, and flowers. In Ramona’s interview, she said she could whip up anything on short notice. In other words, this old thing? She told LuAnn that Sonja was driving, and she wanted Sonja to chill. LuAnn said Sonja had been so wasted on phone yesterday, she’d thought she’d hung up, and said she’d been talking sh*t about LuAnn. LuAnn had gotten her friends to rent Sonja’s townhouse for several months, and was a tried and true friend. Then she heard Sonja talking smack about her. Ramona said Sonja was drunk. Their lives had been bettered by their divorces, while Sonja lost money, and she resented it. LuAnn said she understood, but she could only take so much. In her interview, she said she was fed up, and not getting anything back from the friendship. She loved Sonja, but wasn’t going to be abused. Ramona said Sonja was in trouble, but LuAnn said she didn’t have to take her problems out on them.

Leah admitted it had been no fun last time, mostly because of her. We flashed back to that, and Leah said she was looking forward to it this time. When they got to Ramona’s, Leah went in first, and there were lots of hugs. In Ramona’s interview, she said she and Leah had their ups and downs, but right now, it was up. So she was embracing it, and Leah. Eboni said she’d come a long way with the women since last year, and now considered them her best friends. In her interview, she said it had been full-circle growth with her and the women, Ramona in particular. It was nice to return to the scene of the crime. She thought they’d do good by it, and was excited. We saw a clip of Leah telling Rob that they were having an identity swap dinner. She’d been assigned Ramona, and gotten an IV stand. She was making a sign that said, covid blood plasma. She was excited about this sh*t. Eboni brought in two giant suitcases, and LuAnn kept saying, for two nights? Eboni said she went all out for the ID swap. In Sonja’s interview, she said Ramona could do a plank for 20 minutes, but couldn’t help her carry her bags upstairs. Sonja lugged some her own stuff up, saying she did have covid. Ramona wondered if there was a dead body or two in Sonja’s third bag, as she carried it up with LuAnn.  

Sonja told Ramona that she was going to be emotional, and started crying. Ramona said she was glad Sonja was there, and Sonja said she’d been holding sh*t in about the stuff she went through. We flashed back to two months ago in Bravo time, when Sonja was screaming at Ramona during Black Shabbat. In Sonja’s interview, she said, covid made her look inward. What was really important to her? She knew she needed to be there with the people she loved. Ramona said she got it, and Sonja said, Eboni and Leah were there for her during covid, but Ramona was sending an ambulance. In Ramona’s interview, she said, it was a serious illness. Sonja had a fever for a long time, and she was alone. Who was going to take care of her? Nurse Ramona to the rescue. Sonja apologized to Ramona, and said she had a long apology list.

Ramona had gotten matching PJs for everyone and press-on jewels for their faces, along with red feather boas. In Eboni’s interview, she said, in the spirit of sisterhood, she’d put on cheap-ass PJs, and crystals on her face, because they were all in it together. Sonja said she felt like a leper having had covid, and LuAnn asked her about her blind date with Brad. Sonja said Brad hadn’t even sent chicken soup when she was sick. He was Jewish, and should know better. Not even flowers. In Sonja’s interview, she said she and Brad fizzled out. She gave it her best effort. She made herself available, she was a good listener, they’d FaceTimed while he was watching TV. That’s not Mr. Right. She thought she’d go back to Mr. Right Now for a while. LuAnn asked if he’d sent nothing for Valentine’s Day, and Sonja said she’d gotten more from LuAnn. Frenchie used to send flowers for everyone. LuAnn said, he’s French, and Sonja said American men weren’t romantic. LuAnn thought they needed to go to Europe.

They put the fake jewels on their faces, and Eboni said, who needed a man when they had Ramona. In her interview, she said she loved a Galentine’s Day. You could love on your girlfriends too. LuAnn reminded Sonja about still being on the phone when Sonja was trashing her, and Sonja said she’d apologized to Ramona, and meant to apologize to LuAnn. LuAnn said she couldn’t be Sonja’s punching bag, and Sonja said she loved LuAnn, and they hugged. LuAnn said a person could only take so much, and she didn’t want anything to happen to their friendship. In Sonja’s interview, she said she loved LuAnn, and felt bad about talking sh*t about her, but if you didn’t talk sh*t about your best friends, who could you talk sh*t about? I dunno. Maybe the people you don’t like? Everyone wore their red boas to dinner, and LuAnn’s interview, she said she hoped she could take Sonja at face value, and she was being honest. She seemed to be laying it on thick. In Eboni’s interview, she said she didn’t know how she was going to feel, since she was just coming off another break-up, but she was looking forward to dating again. In the meantime, she’d get in some time with her gals. Leah pointed out that even the beets in the salad were shaped like hearts. Eboni said she’d love for all of them to go to New Orleans with her. To know her was to know that part of her. She told everyone that it was confirmed Jude was her father. She’d already told Leah and Sonja, and we saw a clip of that. She said she had two sisters, who welcomed her into the family. Both of them were wives and mothers. In her interview, she said, it was so incredible. For six months, she’d had no family, and now she had a huge family. She had to start knowing them. Leah said she needed something new, and was thinking about getting a sugar daddy. In her interview, she said, whatever strategy she had, wasn’t working. She had no jewelry, her rent had never been paid, and she even had to pay for her own boobs.

LuAnn announced they were going to play Pin the Tail on Harry, and put up a poster of a Harry close-up. In her interview, she said, five of them had dipped their toe in the Harry pot, and we flash back to that. LuAnn told the women that whoever was furthest away from his mouth, had to kiss him. She passed out lips , and because she has to be contrary, Ramona said Harry was her friend, and it was disrespectful. Because Sonja has to trump Ramona, she said he wasn’t Ramona’s friend, he was her ex, who cheated on her, and slept with her friends. Leah nearly busted a gut laughing, and in her interview, she said, the picture was so effing creepy. Putting a boa around her eyes, LuAnn spun Ramona around, and Sonja said, even when Harry wasn’t there, he was there. Truer words. She couldn’t stand it. Leah was next; then Eboni, who was way off. In Eboni’s interview, she said, everybody else kissed him. She might as well. Sonja cheated and had to go again, but still got it by his ear. In Sonja’s interview, she said, one game she never wanted to play again was find Harry between the sheets, and pin an effing kiss on his poster. That’s two games, but we’ll let it slide. Ramona told Sonja that she and Harry were just friends, and he missed and adored Sonja. LuAnn took a picture of Eboni kissing Harry, and Eboni looked sick. It was like some weird sorority rush week game. In Eboni’s interview, she said she lived for a live nice older man, but Harry seemed ratty, like an overgrown frat boy. (What’d I say?) Maybe she’d do his father.

The women hopped around, and a phone rang. LuAnn picked it up, and said Harry was calling. He didn’t call her; it was Ramona’s phone. LuAnn held the phone up so Ramona couldn’t get it.

To be continued…

Next time – the season finale – Ramona thinks covid changed her, the women smash some plates, Bershawn joins the women in the Hamptons, the ID switch dinner happens, and Ramona throws hydrangeas at Leah.   

💰 It’s been hit and miss for me watching The Shahs of Sunset this season, but I caught some of the reunion. My God, Destiney needs to lay off the fillers, or at least not get them injected so close to being on TV. She looked like she had a blown-up Kim Kardashian face. I also think MJ needs to get rid of the growth that is Tommy. It’s a shame, because I’d liked him, but he’s been holding a grudge against Reza for something long past where they were both wrong, and refuses to let Reza see Baby Shams. It’s unreasonable and just not right.

🧗🏽‍♀️ Cliff Hanging…

I have a meeting tomorrow, so I’m not positive when Beverly Hills will land, but for sure I’ll meet you here for the usual soap. Until then, stay safe, stay lighting up others’ lives, and stay being honest from the jump. It might cause some pain, but it sure beats the complications later.

August 23, 2021 – Brook Discovers Chase Is Helping Austin, Constructive Criticism On Deck & Suddenly

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Nina says, oh my God, and asks Maxie what she’s doing there. Maxie says it’s nice to see her too. Is Nina going to invite her in? Nina says, of course (🍷). She’s sorry; she’s just surprised to see Maxie. Maxie says she’s the one who should be saying sorry; she should have called. So this is the famous Tan-O. Nina says, it doesn’t look like much, but Maxie thinks it’s cool. It has a retro chic vibe. She loves it, and can see why Nina spends so much time there. Aside from her guy. Is he here? Can she meet him?

At the pool (🍷), Valentin tells Anna, that phone call came at an opportune time; it chased Martin off. She asks why he cares if she likes Martin’s company. Valentin doesn’t have to protect her from him. He says, on the contrary. He’s protecting Martin from her.

Laura asks Martin what kind of trouble they’re in, and he says, for one thing, the police escorted him there. Doc asks what he did, and how it involves Laura, and Jordan comes in. She says, it’s not what Martin did, it’s what their other brother did.   

Anna says, she understands she can be challenging, and Valentin says, that’s a polite word for it. She says, yet he’s here, and he says he always will be. His phone rings, and he says, but not today. He has a lunch date. He steps away, and says, hello, Dr. Gatlin-Holt. Austin says he has to cancel lunch; something is going on. Valentin says, another time, and goes back to Anna. Anna says, bad news?  Was he stood up? He says his lunch date did just cancel. He doesn’t suppose she’d have lunch with him instead.

Sam sees Dante at the pool (🍷), and says she didn’t realize detectives got a day off. He says, shocking, isn’t it? He’s meeting his mom and Leo. Rocco is too cool for school, so he’s at a friend’s house. He asks if she’s still thinking about the call from the man who claimed to be Drew.

Nina says she thought Maxie was in Texas, and Maxie says she was, but her mom and Mac drove down to surprise her, Georgie, and James. They said they wanted to see that she was okay with their own eyes, but she thinks they missed the kids, so they’re all driving back together. She decided to give them the joy of a family road trip, while she gets settled in Port Charles again. Nina says, she’s going back home? and Maxie says she misses Louise.

Brook asks how long Chase has been able to walk, and why he hasn’t told anyone.  

Michael tells Willow, the situation has gotten harder, and she says, it’s harder for her to lie to Chase. He’s her husband, and he loves her so much. She made a vow to stick by him for better or worse, and she keeps breaking those vows over and over again. She’s breaking them right now by being with Michael. He says if she needs to walk away from him to fully be Chase’s wife, he’ll hate it, but he’ll accept it. She’s right. They can’t keep living a lie.

Laura asks if Cyrus escaped, and Jordan says, he’s still in custody, but he doesn’t have to be loose to wreak havoc. Martin says, their brother is nothing if not resourceful, and Doc asks, what about Cyrus? Jordan says, he’s put out a contract, and Laura asks who the target is. Martin says, there are two; Laura and him. Their loving brother wants them dead.

Dante says, since the trace didn’t work, what are Sam’s next steps? She says she wants to find out what the WSB knows about the plane crash, when Leo runs in, followed by Olivia. He says hi to Dante, but ignores Sam. Olivia tells him to say hi, but he doesn’t respond, and sits down playing with a plastic bag. WTH? Olivia asks if Sam wants to join them for lunch, but Dante says, he doesn’t think… Sam says it was good to see the., and says good by to Leo. She leaves, and Dante asks if Leo wants to hit the pool. Leo says, he’s thirsty, and Olivia gives him can of juice. She says, Dante and Sam… Anything new?  

Anna says she’d love to stay and needle Valentin, but she has a lunch date of her own. Sam joins them, and Anna asks if Valentin remembers her. He says, of course (🍷) he does. It’s nice to see her. He tells Anna, some other time, but Sam says maybe Valentin can help her. He says, if he can, and she says she’s looking for information involving Peter. 

Ned is at the reception desk, and Austin says he hopes Ned is planning on wining and dining him like Valentin said he would. Ned wonders if Valentin was going to order a bottle of Chateau Lafite in exchange for Austin’s vote at the next ELQ Board meeting, but Austin says he’d have to ask Valentin. And he has no voting shares, does he? Ned says, no, he doesn’t, and Austin says, not unless the court overturns Edwards will, and redistributes the shares. Why is Ned there? To tell him that he should withdraw a lawsuit he’s not going to win? Ned says Austin won’t return his calls. He wants to know what Austin wants. Austin says, a seat at the Quartermaine table, and Ned says, besides that. What can Ned give him to walk away from his ridiculous claim?   

Chase tells Brook that he wanted to be 100% before he told anyone, but she says she knows he wouldn’t let them worry for no reason, especially Willow, and Chase says, maybe she doesn’t know him as much as she thinks. She says, he’s been passive/aggressive since Wiley’s birthday. Would he like to share? He says he’s tired, and he’d like to rest, and she gets up. He gets into the chair, and she grabs the paper out of his hand. She suggests they talk about this.

Willow tells Michael, she never should have married Chase, but she thought he was dying. Now it sounds selfish and awful. She thought she’d give him five minutes of happiness before he passed… He tells her not to do this to herself. Neither one of them expected Chase to end up in a wheelchair. She says she’s a coward. She’ll never find the resolve to tell Chase that she loves Michael not him, but she realizes she can’t betray Chase any longer. Michael says he understands if she needs to end things between them, but know this; he’ll wait for her for as long as it takes. She says she didn’t come there to end things between them. She came to tell him that she’s going to end things between her and Chase. She’s going to tell him the truth, that she loves Michael and wants to be with him.

Maxie tells Nina that her mom texted a picture of Mac and the kids at the county fair. Nina looks at it, and says, they look adorable in their matching cowboy hats. She says she’d offer Maxie a glass of wine, but she must be ready to hit the road. Maxie says she has time; one glass wouldn’t hurt. She missed Nina. Nina and Brook are the only people she can talk to about Louise, and she wants to check on her daughter. Nina asks if they’ve found Peter, and if it’s safe for her to go back to Port Charles, and Maxie says, Dante called. The PCPD found some of Peter’s blood in a subbasement lab at GH. Nina asks if that means he’s dead, but Maxie says they still haven’t found his a body. That could mean Peter was hiding there before he escaped. Nina says, so nothing has changed? and Maxie says, Louise has to stay with Brook until Peter can’t take her away. Nina asks why Maxie is going back. She left because she couldn’t stay away from Louise – which Nina totally understands – and Monica was getting suspicious. Maxie says, let’s face it, Monica thought she was losing it, and Nina asks if her time in Texas gave Maxie the strength she needs to stay away from her baby girl, but Maxie says, just the opposite.

Anna says she didn’t realize Sam was still searching for Peter. Does she have a lead? Sam says, not on Peter; on one of this victims. Valentin asks, which one? There were many. Sam says, Drew Cain.

Dante tells Olivia that he wants to say this nice and polite; butt out of his personal life. She asks if she wasn’t the one who gave him the advice that he needed more than work in his life. There’s nothing wrong with having a little fun. Dante says he and Sam are having fun, talking about a case and work. She says, that’s work, not fun, but he says, it became fun. He and Sam have a really good time together. She says, and…? What happened? Leo tells her to look, and she sees his finger is bleeding.   

Austin tells Ned, it will take $500 million to drop the lawsuit, and they both laugh. Austin says, it’s funny; the whole thing is ridiculous. Ned told him to name his price. He doesn’t have one. Ned says he’ll rephrase that. What can he offer Austin to drop this lawsuit against the family? Austin says he doesn’t need money. He wants shares because he wants to honor his father, who was disrespected by Edward and unfairly shunned. Ned says he admires Austin’s loyalty, despite Jimmy Lee’s antics, but Austin says his father led a quiet life. He never hustled anybody, and he wasn’t greedy. Ned tells him, the same couldn’t be said for Jimmy Lee’s mother Beatrice. She was a gold-digger, and probably the real source of Edward’s grudge against Jimmy. But none of that matters; Jimmy Lee was cut out of the will, and none of them have the power to cut him back in. Austin says, Edward did, and Ned says he wishes Edward had, then they woudn’t be having this conversation. Austin won’t accept money. What will he accept, short of voting shares?. Austin says he thinks Ned is scared. He thinks Ned is afraid he’ll win. Why is that? Did something change? Did the Quartermaines finally discover a revised will after all?

Brook says, it’s a letter from the lawyer to great-grandfather, talking about a conversation they had where they discussed Edward changing his will. The family was worried something like this might exist… But it’s not a will and it’s not signed. Edward might have changed his mind, but they’ll never find out because he’s dead. The only will that counts is the one where he clearly stated he cut out Jimmy Lee and all of his descendants. Chase says, don’t tell him. Tell it to a judge in probate court. She asks where he found it, but Chase doesn’t say anything. She says he went looking in great-grandfather’s office; why? Austin got to Chase. Why is Chase helping him? If Chase values her friendship, hell tell her the truth. Chase says, fine. He took the document for Austin.   

Laura wonders what good it would do Cyrus to go after them now, and Martin says, it’s a fair point. It’s not like Cyrus is eliminating witnesses. Getting rid of him and Laura does nothing to improve Cyrus’s circumstances. Doc says he’d speculate Cyrus’s motives are of a more personal nature. He’s had months to stew about his incarceration, and what brought him down. And plenty of time to nurture his grudge against the siblings whose love and acceptance he craved. Laura says, and turned against him in the end. She’s sure that’s how he sees it. Martin says he wishes Cyrus never existed, and Jordan says, the bottom line is, the two of them are in danger. Martin asks what they can do about that.

Austin tells Ned, he’s right, isn’t he? They found something in Edward’s will? Ned flashes back to telling the family, there’s nothing specific in the letters, but if Edward left something intending to change the will in Jimmy Lee’s favor, it might just give Austin’s case a leg to stand on. Ned tells Austin that he’s just trying to save them all the expense and inconvenience of a court fight; a fight Austin will surely lose. Austin says Ned is awfully confident, and Ned says Austin has no documentation that Edward wanted to change his will and put Jimmy Lee in it. His whole case is built on a pipe dream. Austin says, that remains to be seen, and starts to walk away. Ned asks what Austin knows that he doesn’t.

Brook asks why Chase would throw her family under the bus for some guy he barely knows. Chase says. the correspondence between Edward and his attorney shows he wanted to add Jimmy Lee back in his will. And Edward must have thought it was important because he saved it. He’s kind of surprised that Monica and Ned didn’t search Edward’s office when Austin made his intentions known. She says, probably because they never thought in a million years that her great-grandfather would change his will over Jimmy Lee Holt, someone who he specifically went out of his way to disinherit. And Chase never answered her question. What’s going on between him and Austin? Why is he willing to help Austin? He says, to get back at Michael.

Willow tells Michael, what she hates, is not the lovely moss bowl🎍 is that she let this whole thing get so out of control. What does it say about her that she let this go on for so long, and forced them all to live a lie? He tells her, it says she was put in an impossible situation. No decision she made would have been the right one. She says, admit it. She’s a terrible person. He says, she’s not. She’s a brave one. 

Olivia asks, what happened? and Leo says he twisted the cap off, and Olivia says, the jagged part cut his finger. It looks like he might need stitches. She’s taking him to the hospital. Dante asks what she’s talking about. It doesn’t look that bad. She asks if Dante remembers when he cut his foot when he was five. She said she didn’t have time to deal with it, and the next thing she knew, he was sitting in a pool of blood listening to a Yankee game. He says, the Yankees won; he survived. She says she almost didn’t. She almost died of a heart attack before age 22. Let’s go.

Sam tells Anna and Valentin that she received a phone call from someone claiming to be Drew. He said he needed help. There was all kinds of commotion, then the line went dead.

Nina tells Maxie, if it’s difficult for her to stay away from Louise – and she completely gets that – why not stay in Texas longer? Maxie says she dreams about her little girl every night. Her, Louise, Georgie, and James are playing a game or singing a song, and laughing, and she wakes up with tears streaming down her cheeks, and her heart breaking into a million pieces. Nina says she’s so sorry, and Maxie says she has to see Louise again, but not like before. She’s not making up lame excuses to stop by the Quartermaines and steal precious moments. She has to be stronger, and she’s almost there. Nina asks what will make her fully ready. What can she do to help? Maxie says she was hoping Nina would let her stay in Nixon Falls with her.  

Austin says he may have information Ned isn’t aware of, and Ned asks what he plans to do with it. Austin says, whatever happens, he hopes Ned doesn’t take it personally. Because they’re family; this is just business. Olivia comes in, and tells Ned that Leo cut his finger. She thinks he might need stitches. Austin crouches down to be on Leo’s level, and asks to take a closer look, smiling at Leo.

Brook says, Chase wants to get back at Michael? and Chase says, Willow went to the gatehouse on Wiley’s birthday. She was upset about her mom stopped by out of nowhere. She says, and? and he says, he asked Austin to help him to the gatehouse, and when he got there, he found Michael’s shirt had been tossed aside… along with his belt. She says, maybe Wiley spilled something on Michael, and Willow was just helping him clean up, but Chase says, when Michael and Willow left, he went upstairs to Willow’s room, and there was no question. They’d been sleeping together. Brook says she’s so sorry, and he says, this morning he heard Willow on the phone, saying she wanted to see Michael, and she sounded so desperate to see him in private. They lied to him. Michael was his friend. He trusted Michael, and he loved Willow more than anything in the world, and they lied to him. She says, and Austin convinced him that Michael has to pay, but he’s not just hurting Michael. He’s hurting the rest of her family too.

Moss bowl! 🎍 Michael says he thought Willow believed Chase should know the truth, but was waiting until he could walk again. She says she thought so too, but she can’t keep going like this. She can’t sleep, and she’s distracted at the hospital. She can’t live with herself anymore. The moss bowl 🎍 looks sad, and Michael says he knows how she feels. Chase has been a good friend; the closest friend he’s had since Morgan died. Now Chase is going to think Michael betrayed him, that he took the one person Chase loves most. He’s not wrong, but he’s not right either. She says, all Michael did was go along with her decision, and he says, all she did was help Chase when she thought he needed her. Two things can be true. One truly wrong thing they did was let Chase believe he had a future with her when he didn’t. She says, that’s a nice way of saying they lied to him, and he says, not with the intent to do harm. They lied to Chase for his own good, and he’d argue that they helped him in the beginning. The love Willow gave him was an incentive to recover. Who knows if he would have made that progress without her. She says, maybe, but the longer she waits, the more Chase will be hurt. He has a right to know the truth, but she has to be brave enough to tell him. She just wanted to tell Michael first. She thanks him for backing her, and he says, of course (🍷); always. She says, time to go find Chase, but he tells her, wait.

Jordan says, the FBI has a team in place, ready to take Laura and Martin into protective custody, and Laura asks what about their families? Cyrus has a history of going after loved ones to get back at his enemies. Jordan says, the PCPD has been alerted, and will have surveillance on their families, but the FBI said the threat was specific to the two of them. Martin asks if they can’t move to a safe house in Port Charles, but Jordan says she’s afraid not. They need to Laura and Martin to an undisclosed location. Even she won’t know where they are. Doc asks when this is going to happen, and Jordan says, immediately. The threat to Martin and Laura is eminent. Martin asks, what about his mother? She worries when she doesn’t see him, and as fond as Cyrus says he is of her, he could change his mind and go after her. Jordan says, the FBI will keep an eye on her, but he says, she’ll be confused. He needs to explain the situation. She says she’s afraid not. He’s not going to be able to contact her. Laura says she’s sure Martin has cases pending, and she has a city to run. How are they going to work? Doc asks if she can’t work remotely, and delegate the rest to her deputies, and she asks if she gets a choice. Jordan says she’s sorry. She knows this is difficult. Doc says he’s going with Laura, and she says, it’s one of a million reasons she loves him so much, but she needs him to stay there.

Anna asks if the caller said where he was, but Sam says, no. Dante had a PCPD tech trace the call, but no luck. Valentin asks if she thinks it was Drew, and she says, yes. Dante joins them, and Anna says, Sam had a brief conversation with a bad connection. She obviously wants Drew to still be alive. Could someone be manipulating her? Sam says, it’s possible, but why? Valentin says, to lure her somewhere, to throw her off an existing investigation, and Dante says they thought of that possibility, but it still doesn’t tell them who was on the other end of the line. Anna asks if they think Peter’s involved, and Dante says, it sounded like something Peter could be involved with. Valentin says, they all know Peter arranged for Drew’s plane to go down. If Drew survived he crash… Anna says, Peter will be desperate to find him and shut him up for good.   

Maxie says Nina is her hero. She’s been through so much, and always comes out on the other side. She wants to soak up some of Nina’s strength, but Nina says she’s no hero. She makes plenty of mistakes. She’s probably making a mistake right now. Maxie says she knows Nina regrets telling Wiley that Willow isn’t his real mother, but instead of moping about it, Nina made a new life. Nina says she ran away, but Maxie says she found happiness, and she needs to know what that feels like. She wants to stay until she gets the courage to go home and live with the decisions she’s made. Nina gets a text from Sonny, saying he’s wrapping things up soon, and will see her in a few. Maxie asks if it’s from Nina’s guy, and Nina says, sorry. Maxie has to leave now.

On the phone, Jordan says, they’ll be ready in a few more minutes. Laura says she knows how much Doc wants to be with her, but she’s worried about Spencer. He just went through that horrible ordeal with his father, and he’s acting out. Doc needs to be the voice of reason; to keep an eye out for him. Doc understands, but… She says, please. It’s the best thing he can do for her. He says, all right, he’ll stay, and she thanks him. Tell everyone that she’s on a business trip. Martin says, he’ll look after Laura. If there’s one silver lining, it’s that he’ll get to know his new sister better. By the way, can they box up the croissants and take them? Laura laughs, and Doc says, please.

Olivia admits she overreacted about the stitches, but she’s glad Leo got a tetanus shot. Austin tells her not to worry. Her son is a champ. He took that shot without a peep. He tells Leo that he’s a very brave young man. He’d like to give Leo something. he reaches into a jar and tells him to pick a fidget spinner. Leo takes one and spins it. Austin tells Oliva to keep Leo’s finger dry, and make an appointment for next week. Olivia says she thought she’d take Leo to his regular pediatrician, but Austin asks her to please bring him there. It’s important that he finishes what he starts.   

Chase says, Brook’s family wants to claim every penny in the vault, but she says, it’s not about money for her. He asks what it is about, and she says she doesn’t want Austin to waltz in there, claiming ELQ shares, when she had to do a lot to gain control of ELQ for her father. No surprise, she leaves out the part where she lost it for him in the first place. This is her dad’s legacy, not Jimmy Lee Holt’s, and definitely not Austin’s. Chase says, not according to Edward Quartermaine. Before he got sick, he was going to add Jimmy Lee back in the will. She says, he got sick and didn’t, so the point is moot. He says, maybe a judge will think otherwise. She asks what happened to him? Is he in that much pain, the only way to relieve it is to hurt Michael, and the rest of them as collateral damage? He says, they can survive the loss of a few shares of ELQ, and she says, Michael invited him to live there; her family opened their hearts to him. Why turn his back on them? He says, Michael only invited him to ease his guilty conscience. She tells him that he’s better than this. He saves people; he doesn’t betray them. She’s been where he is, and done things and hurt people out of spite. She knows from experience, hurting Michael and Willow isn’t going to heal his pain. I agree with that, but I guess she doesn’t care about how unfair this is to Austin regardless.   

Willow asks Michael, what is there to wait for? Every day that passes, every minute, the lie gets worse. He agrees, and so does the moss bowl. 🎍 Chase needs to know the truth, but she’s not doing this alone. They’re in this together. She says she’s the one who married Chase. She’s the one who took the vows, made the promises, and lied. She has to take responsibility. She starts to walk to the door, and he says he was the best man at their wedding. He could have told the truth at any time, but he didn’t. He also chose to stay close to her, and keep loving her, and building their bond together. He’s every bit as responsible as she is. She asks if it won’t be more painful for Chase if they tell him together, but he says, it will be painful no matter what. The first thing they can do to make this right is to stop playing God with Chase’s life, and deciding what he can and cannot handle. He’s incredibly grateful that she chose him, but if she’d left him for Chase, he’d want Chase to face him. So the least he can do is face Chase. She asks if he’s not just trying to protect her, and he says he always will protect her, but that’s not what this is. They said they’d love each other for better or worse. They’re doing this together. He holds out his hand, and she takes it. Their plan is moss bowl approved. 🎍  

Anna thinks they have to entertain the possibility both Drew and Peter are alive. In which case, Drew desperately needs their help. Sam says she knows Anna can’t involve her in a WSB investigation, but can she possibly let Sam see the file on the plane crash? She might find something they overlooked. It would be a great place to start. Can Anna help her?

Maxie says, Nina wants her to leave? and Nina says, no… yes… no. Nixon Falls is a wonderful place, but staying there isn’t going to solve Maxie’s problems. Maxie says, it solved Nina’s, but Nina tells her to think about James and Georgie; she misses them already. Maxie says, what if she has no strength to stay away from Louise? but Nina says Maxie had the courage to give her baby to Brook. She’s proved she has strength. Don’t doubt herself about doing anything. Don’t use Nixon Falls as an escape, the way she has.

Olivia thanks Austin for taking good care of her boy, and Ned says, he’s a special boy. He appreciates the special treatment. Austin says it’s his pleasure, and Olivia says she made an appointment for next week. She wants to kick herself for not being more careful with the juice can. Austin says, boys get into trouble when no one’s looking, and Olivia says, truer words. They leave, and Austin asks the reception nurse to leave a reminder on his appointment calendar to confirm Olivia Quartermaine’s appointment with Leo. It’s really important that he sees that kid again.  

In the hallway, Jordan says, Martin does know they’re going to feed him in the safe house, and he says he suspects the FBI’s taste doesn’t go to croissants. How much longer should they give them? In the apartment, Laura and Doc exchange I love yous. Laura says she’s sorry, and he says, it’s not her fault. She says she doesn’t deserve him, and he says she’s got that right. She laughs, and says she doesn’t know if it will possible, but she’ll try to call… He tells her not to do anything to jeopardize her safety, and she promises she won’t. Her heart is always with him, even when she’s not. He says she has his heart, always, and they hug.

Austin listens to Chase’s message, saying he found proof that Edward wanted to ad his father back in the will, and to call him back.  

Chase asks if he can have the paper back, and Brook says he didn’t listen to a word she said. He’s siding with Austin. He says he heard her, but it’s his decision to make, not hers. She hands it back, and says she hopes he makes the right decision. She doesn’t have many friends, and doesn’t want to lose him. Willow and Michael come in, and Michael says they need to speak to Chase. Brook says they’re in the middle of something, but Willow says, this can’t wait.  

Anna says she’ll get the file and give it to Sam and Dante to look through to see if it can help. Valentin says they should look at it for another reason. A new lead on Peter.

Maxie tells Nina that she’s right. Staying there will just be another version of running away, like she did to Texas. She asks Nina if there’s something wrong. She feels like Nina is regretting her time there. Nina says, of course (🍷) not. It’s just hard to explain. Maxie says she doesn’t have to leave right away. They can grab dinner, and Nina can tell Maxie about her life in Nixon Falls, and her guy Mike. Nina says, sorry, she just can’t. Her friend Phyllis needs her. She just lost her husband. Maxie says, oh my God, I’m so sorry, and Nina says, he had health issues, but it was still unexpected. Not that they’re ever prepared to lose people they love. Maxie says Nina definitely has to be with her friend. She’s missed Nina, and wanted to spend as much time with her as she could. Nina comes around the bar, and takes Maxie’s hands. She says she knows everything Maxie is doing to protect Louise is difficult. She wants Maxie to call her if she needs to talk things out. And remember this. Maxie left Louise with people who can protect her and keep her safe. Maxie says, Nina is right, as usual. Valentin and Brook are the best protection her daughter has. It’s a lie worth keeping. See? Nina already taught her to be strong. Nina says, who loves ya? and Maxie says, this guy. They hug, and Nina tells her to take care of herself. Maxie says, her too, and leaves. Nina nearly passes out. She looks in the trunk, and takes out the picture of her, Sonny, Phyllis, and Lenny going to the firehouse dance.

Maxie walks away from the Tan-O, while looking at her phone. Someone watches her, and we see a shadow. A man leans on one of the chairs outside. It’s Peter.

Tomorrow, Brook says she’ll be damned if she lets Austin get a dime, Elizabeth asks if someone is scolding her, Drew asks who someone is, and Sonny says Nina looks like she saw a ghost.

Below Deck Mediterranean

Guest Sydney tells Katie that Lexi started on her room, but never came back; they have no clean towels. Katie says she’ll deal with it, and calls Lexi to get the towels. Mathew tells Malia, the guests loved his food from the start, and it makes him more confident. In his interview, he says, it’s the first charter this season that he didn’t leave or quit. He’s finally getting his footing. Lexi and Katie eat in the crew mess, and it’s very quiet. Katie suddenly realizes that she forgot to phone her mother on her birthday. In her interview, she says she was so consumed with the charter guests and Lexi not pulling her weight, she forgot her own mother’s birthday. When she goes home, her mother gives her a birthday present and a Christmas present, since she was born on Christmas day. She thinks maybe her mother feels bad about that. She texts her mom, saying she’ll call later.

The guests play on the water toys, and Courtney says they have to start setting up for this beerfest thing. She takes out decorations, and Mathew says he has to think about Germany. Malia tells guest Tanner about going to Oktoberfest in Germany. She backpacked through Germany, and they kicked it off by going. In her interview, she says she blacked out, and doesn’t really remember it. There were huge beers, pretzels, and dancing in the street. It was epic. Captain Sandy and Katie laugh over the costumes, and the guests commence drinking. Although I’m not sure they’ve stopped since they boarded. Lexi manages to fold a whole napkin, and Mathew makes pretzels. Katie tells Courtney that she hates feeling like she failed at her job, and that’s how she feels today. Courtney says, it makes you feel like sh*t. Lexi finally brings towels to Sydney, and walks in on her coming out of the shower, since she’s so bad at her job.

Guest Sydney tells Lexi to just leave the towels outside. Courtney serves drinks, and Mzi deflates the slide. Sydney tells another guest about the towels, and how Lexi walked in on her when she was naked. Mathew tells Katie that he’s making brats and pretzels, then they’ll have a fancy dinner. In his interview, he says he worked for a rich and powerful man who had a team of chefs, and he learned a lot. He’d hated school, and the vice principal said maybe it was best for him to drop out. His mom said okay, as long as he made the world his classroom. He dropped out at 16, and learned cooking all over the world, pursuing his passion in his own way. Malia tells Lloyd she thinks he’ll be perfect to hype Oktoberfest, and in his interview, he says he can use the awesome skills he got guiding people around Europe. He’s been to Oktoberfest twice, and knows exactly the kind of party the guests want. Malia says it was what he was born to do. Be his normal self. Primary Patrick asks if Katie takes breaks, since they only see her. Courtney sets the table and hangs decorations. Lexi does laundry, and in her interview, she says it’s hard to focus. If you hate something, you don’t want to give it your all. The next charter, she’s on service, so that’s fine. I’ve noticed that whenever she says, that’s fine, it’s not.  

The decorations are hung, including a photo stand-in for pictures. Katie tells Mathew that she’s sorry she’s grumpy, but he tells her not to worry. She calls the stews to change into their Oktoberfest outfits, and tells Captain Sandy the only word she knows in German is sh*thouse. Mathew makes sauerkraut to go with the pretzels and brats. Katie apologizes about no towels earlier, and asks if the guests have towels now. David puts on his hat, and in his interview, a producer asks what it feels like to be a real boy. We see a picture of him next to Pinocchio – twinsies – and he says, it feels great. Mzi thinks he looks like an elf, but the guests think they all look adorable. Katie tells Captain Sandy that she’s having fun, but not fun fun. The captain asks how things are going with Lexi, and we flash back to Lexi’s various screw-ups. Katie says she can’t be in a million places at once, and the captain asks if she needs help. In her interview, Captain Sandy explains, they have an extra bed and a crew member in quarantine, doing nothing. She tells Katie that she’d gotten another crew member after the chef disappeared. They’re being paid, and just sitting in a hotel, when they can be put to work. The deck team is getting twelve hours rest. Katie says, that’s not happening with her team, but she’ll think about it. She wants to run it past the girls. In Katie’s interview, she says she doesn’t know how it feels. Lexi isn’t pulling her weight, and they need an extra hand, but she doesn’t want to hurt Lexi. She doesn’t think Lexi will take it in a good way, and just wants to get though the charter. It’s been the hardest one, because of all the sh*t. The guests are thrilled with the humongous mugs of beer Courtney pours. Lloyd and Mzi come out and dance around. Lexi mumbles that she’s sick of doing cabins, and they stink like ass. Lloyd asks Captain Sandy if they can have alcohol-free beer to cheers with the guests, and she says okay. BTW, Lloyd is dressed like a beer.

The captain puts what looks like a scarecrow hat (maybe they ran out of German stuff) for a hot minute, and comes out on deck to mingle with the guests. Courtney asks if Lexi wants to switch with her and be on service. It’s a lot of fun. In her interview, no surprise, Lexi turns this into a bad thing, saying that it would be an unfair trade-off. She did cabins and laundry, and now she’d be stuck cleaning up after their fun with the guests. She’d rather finish the cabins. In David’s interview, he says he’d prefer a healthy relationship, but obviously, that’s not going to happen with Malia. He can live with that, but the realization he’s spooning his pillow is tough. It’s not a human being, but it is what it is. The guests dance around, and include floatie Chad. Courtney tells Katie that Lexi wants to stay on cabins, and in Katie’s interview, she says, they’re having fun upstairs, and she didn’t want Lexi to feel isolated. What else can she do? Mzi and Lloyd chug a non-alcoholic beer, and in Mzi’s interview, he says he has experience in the beer drinking department. They had the Beer Olympics in Cape Town. Alcohol can definitely change you a little bit. Katie asks Lexi how she’s doing; she’s been quiet. Lexi says she feels good, and breakfast will be set first thing tomorrow. Katie says she can’t let forgetting the settings happen again. She tells Lexi that Captain Sandy has a girl in quarantine who’s doing nothing, but she’s feeling anxious about bringing in another person. Lexi asks what the girl’s position is, and Katie says she doesn’t know their experience, but she’s not trying to replace anyone. She knows how it might seem to look, and wants Lexi to understand. Lexi says she appreciates that, and she’s not offended. They could use extra hands. Katie says she’s just concerned about the dynamic. In Lexi’s interview, she says, the nerve wracking part is she doesn’t know if the girl will act high and mighty (pot meet kettle), but if she’s going to be Cinderella, Lexi is good.

Lloyd dances with the Gabe floatie, and in Malia’s interview, she says she has the best deck crew. They’re dancing around, making fools of themselves. There’s no egos or cockiness. Katie tells Courtney that there’s a girl on stand-by sitting in quarantine, doing nothing, and they could use the help. Courtney asks if she’ll be demoted, and is she moving again? Katie assures her there won’t be any changing of titles, and in Courtney’s interview, she says they need help because Lexi’s not doing her job. Really she should be coming on to replace Lexi. Katie says they have to make cabin arrangements, and Malia joins them, wondering, what’s going on? Katie explains about the new stew, and says she thinks they might come on for the next charter.   

The guests decide it’s time to go to dinner. Malia discusses new sleeping arrangements, saying David can sleep with the boys. Katie calls Mathew to find out how quickly he can make dinner. He says, twenty minutes, and asks if the guests are ready, but she says, no, she was just asking. He says he loves her, and they laugh. Katie asks if the guests will be hungry in twenty minutes, and Mathew finishes up. Katie tells Mathew, 8:35, and in his interview, he says, the guests’ plans are always changing, and it takes a toll, but it’s a huge complement that they want him to keep doing his thing. It makes him want to crush it. Dinner is served, and Malia tells her deck crew, way to kill it with Oktoberfest. She tells Lloyd that he can get some extra sleep, and Lloyd tells Mzi about the new stew. He hopes one of them gets lucky. Crème brûlée is served for dessert, and Mathew comes out with it. Patrick gives him a high-five, and one of the guests wants to take Mathew home with her. She says it’s the best crème brûlée she’s ever had.

Malia says, the weather isn’t picking up, but it might come in early. She wants the deckhands to get everything ready now. Katie tells Courtney that she made a list of what has to be done, and Courtney vacuums the public areas, and generally cleans up.   

The crew is up at 6:30 am, and Captain Sandy tells Lloyd that they’re going to need the fenders. She’ll also need everybody; all hands on deck. They need to haul anchor and dock, and the wind is at 16 knots. Malia says she had the deckhands prep last night, so they’re ready. Mathew makes breakfast, and Lexi piles up laundry. The captain says, the current is wicked, but they manage to dock, and she tells everyone, nice work. It wasn’t easy. Malia fist bumps Mzi, and says, it’s getting easier, isn’t it? Patrick and Tanner hunt around for service, but no one is there since Lexi is hiding. Patrick makes drinks, and Katie emerges. He tells her not to be mad. He made his own drink, but the joke was on him since the juice was very pulpy. She says he should have waited, and he says, or yelled louder. In Katie’s interview, she says, obviously, she’s failing at her job. The primary poured his own drink because Lexi was downstairs when she should have been upstairs. Lexi had told her there were no guests up. The guests sit down for breakfast, and Katie calls Mathew makes my favorite, eggs benedict, with the twist being lobster. Captain Sandy asks if the guests had fun, and Patrick says, what they can remember, and she asks how the food was. They all say incredible and unbelievable, and the captain relays to Mathew that the guests were singing his praises. The guests have a parting shot.

The guests pack, and Captain Sandy radios for the crew to get in their whites, and meet on the dock in five. The deck crew takes a picture with Chad. The guests say goodbye, and Patrick says, it was an amazing trip. It was the second time they’ve gone on charter with them, and it was great, but as a business owner, he thought the captain would want to know how they could improve. He felt there was a lack of attention, and he had to make his own drink this morning. In Katie’s interview, she says, he’s not wrong. Patrick says he doesn’t want to be negative, and the saving grace was Mathew. The deck crew was badass, but there were moments they couldn’t find anyone on interior. The captain thanks him for his feedback, and he gives her the tip envelope. When the guests are gone, Captain Sandy tells them to get into their reds and meet in the main salon for the tip meeting.    

Mathew tells Courtney that she should always be the morning girl. Katie tells Lexi that the guests were all up when she got there this morning. They all need to be more aware In her interview, she says the primary pinpointed where the department was failing, and it comes down to one person, but it falls on her. The captain must think she’s an idiot, but her hands tied. She goes to the bridge, and tells Captain Sandy that her gut is telling her no, but the stew is there, and they’re paying her. They could use the help, and she doesn’t want any more complaints. If it doesn’t work out, then it doesn’t work out, but she’ll try. The captain says, whatever she needs, and in the captain’s interview, she says she allowed Katie to make this decision so Katie sees she believes in her. Katie’s been a chief stew for a long time, and has had eight girls under her. She’s got this. Captain Sandy radios everyone for a tip meeting.

The captain says they got their first complaint, but it was really constructive criticism. As a business owner, Patrick highlighted the things they could improve. They’re going to bring the energy back up by adding a second stew. She’s not replacing anyone, but supporting the interior. In Courtney’s interview, she says she hopes the captain knows she wasn’t on breakfast. It’s Lexi’s fault, and she’s getting away with more than she should be. In David’s interview, he says it will be nice to have more conversation with the lads, but there will be three bodies in a small room, and he’s been trying to keep things clean. Captain Sandy says there hasn’t been one complaint about Mathew’s food, and thanks him. She says, even though they had constructive criticism, it’s the biggest tip they’ve gotten – $23,585; $1965 each, or 1673 euros each. In Mathew’s interview, he says, he was their saving grace, and they got the biggest tip. He hopes they only get bigger.

Malia asks what Mzi thinks about having another stew, and he says it will be interesting to see how the dynamic changes. Captain Sandy calls Mathew, Malia and Katie to the crew mess for the preference sheet meeting. The primaries are Niki and Halie, who are true Southern belles. Niki is a realtor, and Halie is a boutique owner. Mathew reads that Niki eats like a five-year-old. She likes bacon, bacon, and more bacon. Halie, however, does not eat like  eat like a five-year-old, and has the most dietary restrictions he’s ever seen. Not his favorite. In his interview, he says, at least one eats like a five-year-old; that should be easy. But there are tons of restrictions, and it’s all girls, so he knows they’ll be high maintenance. Malia says, they want a beach picnic, and Sandy tells them to enjoy their evening. Courtney says she’s so tired.

Courtney tells Malia it’s been frustrating, doing things that should have been done. The primary had to get his own drink this morning. Malia says, it sucks because it reflects on the whole department. Courtney wonders what the new girl is going to be like, and Malia says, some people can come in and rock it mid-charter; she might kill it. Courtney is worried she’ll think she’s second stew, and it will cause drama. David, Mzi, and Lloyd decide to have a lad’s night in the hot tub. In his interview, Mzi says he feels trauma as Lexi is walking up the stairs. In his interview, he says, Lexi is a ticking time bomb, and he’s just waiting for it to happen again.  

Lexi tells them that she’s coming back. She’s wearing that same red hoodie she wore when she went apesh*t, and I’m hoping it isn’t her Satanwear. She mumbles that everyone is asleep; they’re boring. Katie calls her mom to tell her happy birthday, and Lexi joins the lads in the hot tub. She thinks they should have a movie, and Mzi suggests Harry Potter. She says she wasn’t allowed to watch it when she was a kid because it had witchcraft. It was against her religion. In her interview, she says, her parents were super religious, so when she got to college, she did everything she couldn’t do. The guys call her a muggle, explaining it means someone who has no magic. They get out of the tub, and Lexi says she had fun; it was chill. Lloyd says they like this Lexi. In David’s interview, he says, obviously, Lexi is trying to be more a part of things. There was a point in his life when he felt worthless. He’d lost two friends in an accident, then the girl he was going to be with broke up with him. When he sees someone who’s hurt, every ounce of him wants to be there for them, because it heals him a little.

In the morning they clean up, and Katie tells Courtney that when the new girl gets there, show her everything. Malia helps Mzi into a harness that hangs off the side of the boat, and in Mzi’s interview, he says he’s learning everything at the same time. He’s scared of heights, but his dad taught him to face his fears. He was scared of birds and feathers, so his dad would make him go to the garden every day, and bring him a feather. In doing that, he overcame his fear. He hangs on the harness, freaking out a little. Mathew studies the preference sheets, and the captain calls for the new stew to come. In Malia’s interview, she says, Mzi is terrified, but she’s proud of him. She remembers her first time in a harness. She laughs, and says, it is scary. Katie tries once again to talk to Lexi, saying she feels like the mistakes are more laziness than anything else. Whether they are or not, that’s how it’s coming across. Katie feels like she’s not up to second stew, and now they’ll have an extra hand so there’s no excuse. She’s decided not to have ranks anymore, but doesn’t know how it will go down. Lexi says she understands, and two seconds later, the new stew arrives.  

This season, more partying, scuba diving, and shore excursions. The new stew says she went to Berkeley and got a captain’s license. Now she’s doing laundry. Malia says it’s thew worst docking of their lives, and tells Lloyd that he has to pick up his game. Lloyd has chest pains, Lexi gets stupid again, there’s a kitchen fire and Mathew gets burned, and Courtney dances on the lazy Susan.

🏞 Don’t Fence Me In…

Moving closer to freedom as we speak. I wonder if I’ll remember how to wear dress up clothes – i.e. my good jeans. Whatever your wardrobe choices, stay safe, stay pushing all the envelopes, and stay taking the leftover croissants with you when you go to the safe house. You never know.

August 19, 2021 – A Date For the Wedding Is Set, Drew’s Return, the Girlfriend, Interviewing Diane, Taking a Break, From Hospital To Horror, Second Time Around Salt Lake & Time

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Jason asks how Josslyn is, and Carly says, Nikolas Cassadine is a self-absorbed jerk, which really answers that question. He says, there’s no question about that, and she says, fortunately, everything at Windymere was fine; it was a false alarm. She’s glad she went, but she’s sorry she missed the meeting. Did they come to a conclusion? He says it’s a good thing she did miss it. It gave him a chance to see exactly where they stand with the Five Families Italian style flatbread. She says, okay; where’s that? and he says, they’re in trouble.

Spencer says, the first time he saw Trina, he knew she was something special. She says, please. The first time he saw her, she was running into The Savoy covered in fake blood. He says, exactly. He saw her drenched in blood, and thought, that’s someone I need to get to know better. She asks how that’s going for him, and he says what he knows he likes, and he’d like to know more.

Laura says Nikolas is her son, but he’s a father now; a parent. Tonight, he chose to terrorize his own son to make a point. He says he honestly believed Spencer was Ava’s stalker. And if Spencer could do these horrible things to  them… She says, he wanted to give Spencer a taste of his own medicine. Her worst fears are coming true. He says, what’s that? and she says, he’s finally becoming a Cassadine through and through.

Portia tells Ava, this is unspeakably cruel. Who would set her car on fire, and leave her daughter’s ID badge? She’s so sorry Ava is going through this. If Ava needs something to sleep, she can prescribe something. Ava says, absolutely not. She can’t let her guard down. Portia says, she has a bodyguard, but Ava says, a lot of good that did her tonight. There is a psychopath out there. Someone is leaving reminders of the daughter she lost, and threatening the one she has left.

At The Savoy, Nika asks if Britt would like to see the drink menu, but Britt says she likes her misery straight up; double whiskey, neat. She flashes back to her last conversation with Jason, and telling him, if she needs to pretend to get through it, that’s what she’s going to do. He says, okay, and she says it’s so him; just listen, absorb, and accept. Terry, Epiphany, Deanna, Amy, Bobbie, and Elizabeth come in, and sit at one of the tables.

Jason says, the families think they’re isolated and vulnerable, and Carly says, are they? He says they’re definitely isolated, but nowhere near as vulnerable as the families believe. Maybe they can use that. She asks, how? and he says, let them think they’re winning. Think they’ll do anything to avoid conflict because they’re not strong enough to protect what’s theirs. Carly asks how they convince them, and Jason says they get married, as soon as they can schedule it. She says, getting married because of mob politics. That’s why she married Sonny the first time. He says, so she couldn’t testify against him, and she says, that’s why she married him the fourth time, although Sonny was lying. He was just trying to stop her from marrying Jax. But that’s not the point. He asks, what is the point? and she says she thought they were getting married to show the families that they’re a united front; that they can’t divide and conquer. Now he’s telling her that they’re doing it to make them think they’re weak? Jason says, they’re doing it to comply with their ultimatum, and she says, which is? He says, which is to marry her or eliminate her. She says they wanted him to kill her? and he says he would never let that happen.

Britt listens to the nurses talking, and finally walks over to the table. She says, this is definitely the party table. It’s great to have Bobbie back on staff. Bobbie says, it’s still Nurse Spencer, and Britt says, right. It’s great to see them letting off some steam. Relaxation after a hard day at GH is Chief of Staff approved. Epiphany says, Chief Terry is the one who suggested this outing, and Elizabeth says, it’s really nice having someone in a position of authority treating them like people and not flunkies. Britt says no one could mistake Elizabeth for a flunkey; everything about her screams competent. Epiphany says she thinks the word Britt is looking for is gifted, and Britt tells Terry, getting the competent and gifted together was definitely a great idea. Terry thanks her, and says she thought they could all use some time when they didn’t have to think about work. Britt says she’s definitely had a day herself, and tells Epiphany that she hasn’t had a chance to welcome her back. Was it hard to leave a sandy beach and come back to GH? Epiphany says, not as hard as being demoted from head nurse. But she guesses Britt knows a little about how that feels now. Britt says, indeed she does. She tells them to enjoy their evening, and goes back to the bar.

Ava says she’s sorry she snapped at Portia. She knows Portia is trying to help. Portia says Ava has nothing to apologize for. She had her car set on fire by some psychopath who planted Kiki’s badge there. On top of everything else Ava has been going through, she thinks it’s a miracle Ava is handling things as well as she is. Ava says, which is not at all, but Portia disagrees. There’s a knock at the door, and Doc comes in. He says he’s glad Ava is still there, and asks if she’s okay. She says her car was set on fire, and he says, Nikolas told him. She says she spoke to the firemen, and they’re certain it was done on purpose. Luckily, the car was the only casualty; and her nerves of course (🍷). What about him and Laura? Tell her they got to Windymere before Nikolas did anything stupid.

Nikolas tells Laura, he is a Cassadine; he can’t change that. She says she’s not talking about his DNA. She’s talking about the kind of man he’s becoming. When she thinks back to the man who raised Spencer, Nikolas never left Spencer’s bedside when he was so horribly burned in the fire. That’s the Nikolas that she knows. He says, that’s still him, and she says she really wants to believe that. She wants to believe he’s still that man, and she sees glimmers of it, but it seems that when he takes one step forward into the light, he takes two giant steps backward into darkness.

Trina says she likes Spencer too, and he asks if she’s sure. She says he’s not as bad as she thought at first… Victor. He says he did his penance for that with her writing KICK ME in sunscreen on his back. She laughs, and asks if he wants to rejoin his family. His grandmother seemed really worried about him. He says, not just yet. Can’t they just stay out there? She says, in a perfect world, they could stay out there all night, but she’s not offering him advice. There was a time when she wasn’t getting along with her mom, and Trina didn’t want to talk to her, but a friend said she should just hear her mom out. He says he thought that was Ava, and she says, Ava said it too, but her friend said it first. He says her friend sounds like a real punk, and she says she’s not there to tell him what to do. She’s not sure many people can. He says, nobody tells Spencer Cassadine what to do, and she says, except his grandmother? He laughs, and says, except his grandmother. She says she just wants him to know that he’s not alone. She’s there if he needs her. He says he was just starting to think that, if she goes with him, he might actually be able to face his father. A female voice says, not so fast, and we see creepy nurse come out onto the turret balcony. She asks where exactly does he think he’s going without her? Ugh. Not liking where this is going.

Ava asks Doc, what happened at Windymere? Please tell her that he and Laura were able to talk some sense into Nikolas. He says, unfortunately Nikolas set his plan in motion long before they arrived, and Ava asks what Nikolas did, but Doc says he’s more concerned with how she’s feeling. She says, that bad, huh? and he suggests they just focus on her. She’s been under severe, persistent stress, and she is managing to bear up well under it, but it’s taken a toll. She says, it’s so confusing. For a while, the threat seemed to have passed, but now… And it isn’t just the car. They also left this. She shows him Kiki’s ID, and says, what kind of a monster taunts someone with the memory of their murdered daughter?

Creepy nurse says, my God, your face, and kisses Spencer. I’d say I hate her already, but I hated her for Ava’s sake already. Trina says she guesses they know each other, and creepy nurse says, you might say that. So Spence, who’s your friend? Spencer introduces creepy nurse as Esme Prince, and introduces Trina to Esme. Esme says, the girlfriend. She’s sure he told Trina all about her.

Laura says, since Nikolas got back to Port Charles, she’s been trying to guide him down a better path, but he’s not listening to her. He says he is, but she says he didn’t listen to her when she told him not to get involved with Cyrus Renault. He says, he returned Cyrus’s mother, but Laura says, he traded her for what he wanted. He says, Alexis’s safety, and she says, the point is, he was willing to use a fragile old woman to his advantage. He says, because she was better off as Carly and Jason’s hostage? and Laura says, she was safe and happy. He says, that’s one hell of a rationalization, and she says, from a man who pretended to stab his own child, and who apparently doesn’t see anything wrong with it. The fact that he was willing to plot against his own son for any reason, makes her think she should stop trying to save him. It’s already too late.

Britt drains her drink, and Terry comes over to the bar. She says, after that warm welcome, she figured Britt could use another, and Britt says, a pity shot? Thanks for having her back. Terry asks what she was supposed to say, and orders shots for the table, and two of what Britt is having. Britt says, anything she drinks goes on her tab. At the table, Amy wonders what Terry and Britt are talking about, and Bobbie says, that would be none of their business, but Deanna respectfully disagrees. Britt and Terry are Co-Chiefs. How they handle each other directly affects their work environment. Epiphany says she’ll treat Britt respectfully when they’re at the hospital, and Elizabeth says, when they’re not at the hospital? Epiphany says she won’t be pulling any punches. Amy asks if anyone told Epiphany, while she was gone, Cyrus tried to have Britt killed, and Jason saved her life. Deanna says, and he got shot in the process, and Britt saved his life. Epiphany says she heard something about that, but thought Britt’s role was greatly exaggerated. Bobbie says, not according to her daughter. Carly confirmed Britt saved Jason’s life. Elizabeth says, maybe people can change.

Terry says Britt is taking the fun out of watching her suffer, and Britt says, sorry to disappoint. Terry says Britt should be proud of herself. She went to a table full of people she’s alienated, and tried to connect; that’s a good thing. Britt says, if Terry saw her making an effort, why didn’t she invite Britt to join them? They would have accepted it coming from her. They’re clearly team Terry. Terry says, it wasn’t her invitation to extend. She and Britt are a team now, but she can’t make people like Britt.

Doc asks Ava, given what happened with Kiki’s badge, does she still think his brother is behind this somehow? She says, does he? and he says, since he found out Ryan was communicating with people outside the prison, he doesn’t know, but ever since Ryan was diagnosed as a locked-in, he would say, no way. Although he has to admit there are similarities between Ryan’s M.O. and what’s happening to her. Ava says, one thing she does know is, whoever is stalking her can’t be Spencer, and Doc says, that’s another thing the stalker’s good at; turning their lives upside down. Making them doubt each other. She says, please tell her that whatever Nikolas did tonight, he didn’t ruin his relationship with his son.

Esme holds out her hand, but Trina doesn’t take it. Trina says her boyfriend Spence wasn’t kidding when he said the night would be full of big surprises. She finally shakes Esme’s hand, and says, nice to meet her, and no, he hasn’t mentioned her. She tells Spencer, well, Spence, thanks for throwing this big party. It was definitely unforgettable. Nice meeting Esme, the girlfriend. Esme says, any friend of Spence’s… but Trina is already gone. She says, Spencer never told Trina he had a girlfriend? Ha-ha! I think Spencer is going to get a taste of his own medicine better than Nikolas could have given him.

Amy asks if Bobbie is excited for Carly and Jason’s wedding, and Bobbie says she was more surprised than anything. But now that she’s had a minute to get used to the idea, she’s happy for them. Epiphany says she’s still stuck on surprised. She’s known them for years, and there was never the slightest indication that they were anything other than friends. Elizabeth says Epiphany was never involved with Jason. She and Jason are ancient history. They had Jake together and they’re friends, but she’s just making an observation. Deanna tells her, observe away, and Elizabeth says, Carly will always come first in Jason’s life. She wouldn’t have it any other way, and honestly, Jason wouldn’t either. It used to make her so frustrated. She wanted him to stand up to Carly; let her figure out her own disastrous life, and stay out of his. She tells Bobbie, sorry, but Bobbie says, don’t apologize. There have been so many times in Carly’s life that it’s been a disaster – by her own making – but every time she would turn to Jason for help, he was there to give it to her. And in all fairness, she did the same for him. Elizabeth says, that’s true. She and Carly have never been friends, but she’d be the first to admit Carly has always been loyal to Jason.  

Terry says, Britt’s stint as Chief of Staff wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Far from it. Britt asks if she’s supposed to apologize for keeping her eye on the bottom line, and Terry says, this isn’t about numbers. This is about how Britt deals with people, especially Bobbie. Britt says she had nothing to do with Bobbie or Monica getting fired. That was all Cyrus. Terry says, taking Epiphany off the floor, and cutting Elizabeth’s hours; was that Cyrus too? Britt says Cyrus ordered her to, and Terry says, when Cyrus was gone, did Britt make it right? Britt says, you would think with so many people being chummy with Sonny, they’d understand when you do things you don’t want to do under duress. Terry says, it’s no secret Britt doesn’t get along with Epiphany or Elizabeth, or pretty much anyone, so don’t be disappointed when she digs up what she planted. Britt says, fine; she’s awful, and things need to change. How is she supposed to change things when everyone’s against her? Epiphany looked right through her. Terry says, because Britt went out of her way to humiliate, belittle, and demote her, and several people she cares about – all on Britt’s first day. Britt says, so this cold shoulder business, it’s all on her. Terry says, it is, and Britt says, so she guesses getting invited to the cool kids table is impossible. Terry says, nothing is impossible, but if she wants the respect, she’ll have to earn it. Terry can see Britt’s changed, but that doesn’t mean the situation has. She’s burned some pretty big bridges. It’s going to take time to rebuild them. Terry goes back to the table.

Jason says he doesn’t want Carly to be afraid. The Five Families mascarpone are never going to touch her, but she has the right to know what was said. She says, which was what exactly? and he says, the position is, unless and until they get married, she’s a civilian who could flip and give evidence to the Feds. She says she’d never do that, and he says he knows. It’s just an excuse to see how he would react. She asks if he told them what they wanted to hear, and he says he told them they would get married as soon as they can arrange it. This just proves any honest negotiations are a waste of time. They’re not interested in cooperating, and they believe Sonny’s territory is wide open, and she’s the key. She is, but threatening her was the worst mistake they ever made, and they’re going to pay.

Jason tells Carly that he can move now. He can probably get to Vincent Novak tonight. It would be a relief to get rid of that guy anyway. She says, but waiting is the smart move, and he says, moving quickly is always a risk. They should set the date, send out the invitations, and give them time to set whatever they’re planning motion. She says he knows how this works; he’s obviously thought a lot about it. So they’re going to do what he said, and set the date, send out the invitations, and make them think they’re winning. She gets up and looks at her phone, saying, they have to do something really soon. He gets up, and says, Carly… and she says, just tell her. Is any part of the wedding going to be about them?

Epiphany approaches Britt, and says, Terry told her Britt wanted to see her. Britt looks at Terry, who nods, and Britt says, yes, she did. Epiphany asks if she’s sure; she seems surprised. Britt says, she is. She didn’t expect Epiphany to come over. Epiphany says, well, she’s there, and she’d like to get back to her friends, so what is it? Britt says she’s sorry for how she treated Epiphany. It was self-serving, callous, and… Epiphany says, and dishonest, conniving, nasty, and lowdown. Britt tells her, don’t hold back, and Epiphany says, trust. There’s plenty more where that came from.

Spencer says he was going to tell his friends all about Esme, and she says, when? He says, tonight, and she asks what stopped him? He says, all hell breaking loose, and she says she could definitely sense tension. What happened? He says, it would take too long to get into. What about her? When did she get there? What has she been up to? She says, tailing the demon bride, and he says, she was following Ava. She says she got curious about his stepmother, so she checked Ava out at the gallery. She wasn’t there long before Ava rushed out, and she followed Ava to the hospital. When she got there, she overheard his father telling Ava that he was faking a trip to Dubai, so he could trick Spencer. Spencer says, and she didn’t think to call or text, or give him any kind of heads up? She says, almost, but then she overheard Ava ask his grandmother to go to Windymere. That’s when she got her beautiful brain wave. He says, what brain wave? and she says, to set Ava’s car on fire. He says, she what?

Trina walks into the hospital, looking sad, and sighing.

Doc tells Ava, Nikolas and Spencer will need some time to heal from this. Trina comes in, and says she was so worried about Ava, but Ava says she’s okay; just shaken up. Trina says, her car was burned, and Ava says, she wasn’t in it at the time. She guesses it was just meant scare her. Trina says, that is so messed up, and Ava totally agrees. She heard there was some drama at Windymere, and Trina says, nothing exploded. Mr. Cassadine came to Spencer’s party determined to teach Spencer a lesson, but he took it way too far. She doesn’t know if Spencer can forgive his father. Ava says, like, for the time being? but Trina says, like, ever. Ava wonders what Nikolas did, but Portia comes in with a police officer, and says, sorry. They want to take Ava’s statement. Ava thanks Doc and Trina for checking on her, and leaves. 

Nikolas says, please don’t give up on him, and Laura says, please give her a reason not to. He says he realizes he’s made terrible choices, but he wants to do better by her, Ava, Spencer, everyone. She says it’s lovely that he wants to do better by her, and she’s sure Ava feels the same way, but she and Ava are adults. Spencer is still a kid. He’s not even twenty yet, and Nikolas has broken Spencer’s heart time and again. He literally attacked Spencer. How is he going to make that better? What steps is he willing to take? He’s way past the point where his promises have any meaning. One more terrible choice, and he could lose everything, and everyone close to him.   

Portia says she thought Trina had plans tonight, and Trina says she did, but she wanted to check on Ava. Portia says, fortunately, she’ll be fine, and asks where Trina was. Trina says she was at a party, at Windymere. Portia says she heard Ava ask Doc if he’d gotten there in time. What in the world happened at Windymere?

Britt tells Epiphany, by all means, unleash. Let her have it. Epiphany says, okay, but Britt better get comfortable. This is going to take some time. Britt says, fire away. She hurt people, so she deserves everything that’s coming to her. Epiphany asks how she can enjoy tearing into Britt when she’s being contrite? and Britt says, once she draws blood, she’ll have a taste for more. Let her have it. Epiphany says, okay, she’ll say this. Losing her position as head nurse wasn’t just about the title. She worked hard to get there, but it was losing contact with the patients that broke her heart. Britt says she’s so gifted with patients. She’s glad Monica reinstated her. She just regrets she didn’t do it first. As far as hearts go, contrary to popular belief, she has one, and understands what it feels like to have it broken. Epiphany says she’s sorry to hear that. Since she’s still in the throes of her own heartbreak, she wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Britt says, since they’re sharing… and Epiphany says, is that what they’re doing? If it is, she doesn’t like it. Britt says she may never convince Epiphany, but she’s not the person she was. At least she’s trying not to be. Epiphany says, when she was in Cabo, she heard Britt tried to take down Cyrus, and risked her life for Jason, who Epiphany considers to be a friend. Also, Terry said she’s not all bad. Britt laughs, and says, a ringing endorsement. Epiphany says, as for her, she needs a second opinion. Britt says, that’s fair.

Spencer says, Esme was the one who torched Ava’s car? and she says, to save him. Something had to happen when he wasn’t around to prove he wasn’t involved. Even though they both know he’s up to his eyeballs in it. He says, he appreciates her trying to cover for him, but torching the woman’s car went too far. She asks if he’s sure. His father pretended to be dead for three years, and chose that awful woman over him. Doesn’t he want her to pay?

Trina tells Portia, it was so awful; Spencer was so hurt. Portia thinks the word Trina is looking for is traumatized. Poor Spencer. He must have felt so betrayed. Not that she hasn’t disappointed her own child. Trina says, no, just no. What happened between Portia and Curtis is A) none of her business, and B) nothing compared to pretend stabbing you kid. She doesn’t even know if there’s a word for that. Portia says, there is; assault, grabbing someone and hitting them with a blunt object. If anyone says it’s a crime what Nikolas did to his son, they mean that literally. Trina says, as a parent, Portia is doing lightyears better than he is. Portia thanks Trina, saying, she appreciates that, and Trina says, anytime.

Doc asks if Ava finished her statement, and she says, yeah, for all the good it did. It makes no sense. The threats and stalking, it all stopped when she and Nikolas filed for divorce. Why would it start up again? This person is getting everything they want. Doc says, something about all of it feels off. If they can figure out what it is, it might lead them to whoever’s doing this. She says, Nikolas came to visit her at the gallery, and Doc asks if he could have been seen. Ava says, yeah, if she’s under constant surveillance, which means she’s not safe anywhere. Not at her place of business or where she sleeps. Obviously not in her car, which she doesn’t have anymore. Where is she supposed to go? Is there any place left this psychopath can’t get to her?

Nikolas tells Laura, if he’s going to redeem himself and make almonds amends, he has to start with Spencer. He knows she said he should let Spencer come to him, but he needs to find his son. Spencer walks in with Esme, and says, here he is. Nikolas says he can’t begin to tell Spencer how sorry he is; how much he regrets… Spencer introduces Esme to Laura, and Laura says it’s nice to meet her. She wishes it were under better circumstances. Nikolas says he didn’t know Spencer was seeing someone, and Spencer says, why would he? Clearly, Nikolas doesn’t know anything about him. Laura asks if Spencer would like time alone with his dad, but Spencer says he has nothing to say to him.

The waitress brings shots to the table from the lady at the bar, and Bobbie asks if they should send them back. Deanna says, she didn’t have to do this, and they take the shots. Epiphany says, it will take a hell of a lot more than a round of shots to inspire their loyalty. To GH. They all raise their glasses, and Britt leaves the bar. She takes a last look at the table, and slips out.  

Portia can’t believe Nikolas pretended to stab his own son, and Trina says, it was awful. The whole night was just awful. Portia asks, what’s wrong? Is she okay? Trina says, it’s not a big deal; it shouldn’t be a big deal. Just forget it. Portia says, Trina knows she can tell her anything. Talk to her. What’s wrong? Trina says, it turns out Spencer has a girlfriend. Portia hugs her.

Laura says, Spencer may have nothing to say to his father tonight, and it’s understandable, but tomorrow… Spencer says, on second thought, he does have something to say. He wishes Nikolas had never come back, and yes, he does mean that. Laura says, she sincerely hopes he won’t mean it forever. It’s clear nothing is going to be resolved here tonight. Spencer says if Laura is taking the launch back, he and Esme will come with her. Nikolas says, Spencer… but Spencer says he can’t stay there one more minute. He leaves, and Esme follows him. Laura tells Nikolas, it didn’t have to be like this, and leaves. The cheese Nikolas sits alone.  

Ava tells Doc, whoever is doing this has proven time and again they can get to her, that they can get to Avery. No matter how many bodyguards; no matter how advanced the security system. Doc says he knows it seems that way, but the authorities can protect her. She says she can’t trust in that. She can’t rely on the authorities. She can’t believe it’s come to this, but she can’t risk Avery’s safety. She has to get the hell out of Port Charles, and she has to do it alone

Carly tells Jason, she’s not expecting hearts and flowers, but people are really wishing them well. Josslyn, her mom, his mom. Well, his mom is wishing him well; she just tolerates Carly. But all these people they love. They think they’re coming to a joyous celebration, but it’s really just a show for the Five Families white lasagna. He says, their wedding is not just a show, but Carly says, he just told her… He says, the families have to be dealt with, but it’s still them up there getting married. She says she’s really nervous about that. Not the wedding, but after the ceremony. What’s it going to be like when they’re married? When she married Sonny the last time, Jason was gone, but going back to her first marriage to AJ, she always had Jason as her best friend, and he’d always be there for her. If something went wrong, and the marriage ended, he’d be there and he was. But this time the marriage is to him, and he’s her safety net. She’s marrying her safety net, and she’s kind of freaking out. He says he’ll still be her safety net, and he’s counting on her to be his. She says he doesn’t need a safety net, but he says he needs her to stand by him, no matter what. She says she always will, and he says, okay. Then they’ll just figure the rest out. She tells him, he keeps saying that, and he says they don’t know what’s going to happen when they get married, no one who gets married knows what’s going to happen. All they can do is hope for the best, and trust each other. She says, they have the trust thing down, and he says, so he needs her to remember that when she freaks out. She says, and count to ten. He says, count to ten, and she hugs him. She says, okay, let’s pick a date. She looks at her phone, and says, how’s September 17th? He says, it works for him.

Tomorrow, Willow tells Chase that nothing has changed, Laura says no way are Spencer and Esme living together, Anna asks if someone is hitting on her, and Carly asks Michael if there’s something he wants to tell her.

🥁 Drew Debut…

Cameron’s first day in GH class.

💉 Creepy Nurse Girlfriend…

Otherwise known as a taste of Spencer’s own medicine.

⚖️ Never Enough Diane…

I so wish they’d have more storyline for her.

👋 Goodbye Hello…

Vague, but it sounds like she’s just going on vacation.

😈 All American Horror…

What the old Spencer has been up to.

🧂 Salty Return…

I could have lived without seeing Jen do the worm.

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🏃🏽‍♀️ And I’m Outta Here…

Because Bravo hates me, and chose to put Million Dollar Listing New York on at an inconvenient time, stay tuned tomorrow for those deluxe apartments in the sky. Also included, a little soap, a little tea, and a little wisdom. No matter what your cuppa is, stay safe, stay cheeky, and stay not burning too many bridges. It will take time to rebuild them.