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September 1, 2023 – Pikeman’s Shipment Comes In, On Or Not, OC In the Shade, Jersey Peek, Indecisive, VanderNotes, Messy Med, Over, Dead Talk, Praising Pups (!), Decapod Of Quotes & Pink

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

On the phone in the elevator, Sonny says, that’s excellent news. They’ll be in touch. Cyrus’s voice says, it is not often that we get to live in and appreciate the humility of the Lord, but on days when our salvation is imminent, our faith calls us to give thanks in an especially joyful way.

We see Cyrus preaching to a group in the library, and he says, hear me when I tell you something – God is coming. And we who have waited with faith and patience and humility are privileged to bear witness. Rejoice, my brothers, rejoice! Amen. The group applauds.

Carly runs into Kelly’s, telling Josslyn that she’s sorry she’s late. She knows the concert starts soon. Josslyn says, don’t worry about it. She guesses Carly didn’t see her text. She’s not going.

Brook says, Chase isn’t joking, and he says he’s 100% serious. She says, he wants her to move in with him, and he says, yes. She says, no.

Olivia brings Ned out by the pool. It’s empty, and he says, slow night, huh? She says, not exactly. She sent everyone home. He asks, why? and she says she wanted them to be alone out here. He says, to do what exactly? and she says, remember. Ned, remember us. Remember who you used to be.

At the Bistro, Charlotte asks why Valentin has that look, and he says, what look would that be? She says, the look he gets when he’s about to tell her something she won’t like.

Maxie turns on the lights at Lulu’s house, and goes in with Georgie, James, and Felicia. Georgie says, this was her big surprise, a visit to Aunt Lulu’s house? James says he’s surprised. He thought they were going to a Woodchuck’s game. Felicia tells him that they’re going to the game soon, but right now, they’re on an amazing adventure. Georgie asks, what is this amazing adventure? and Felicia says, they’re here to explore. James says, explore what? and Felicia says, the house. Maxie says, and maybe stake out which bedroom is going to be his new room, and James says, she means… Maxie says, no more sharing. They’re moving in here. This is their new house. Funny. I don’t remember Lulu’s house being this huge. I’ll just say it. This ain’t your Lulu’s house.

On the phone at the MetroCourt, Nina says, unfortunately, that’s a question for Olivia and she’s not here, so they’ll have to wait. She tosses down the phone, looking harried, and looks up to see Sonny come in. She says, this is a nice surprise. She didn’t know he was coming here tonight. They hug, and he says, this is the best joint in town, especially the view. She says she’s glad he likes it. There’s something she really needs to talk to him about… Kristina walks in, and asks if Nina is joining them, but Nina says, no. This dinner is just for the two of them. She has to work. Olivia asked her to be on the floor tonight. She starts to leave, but Sonny asks what she had to tell him. She says she can take care of it herself. It’s really nothing. Enjoy their dinner. There’s a great steak special tonight. Sonny says, then he’s got it all. He has great steak, a gorgeous fiancé, a brilliant daughter. He’s got it all right here, right? The three of them smile.

Ned starts to leave, but Olivia tells him, wait. His daughter Brook, Ned’s daughter, is in a lot of pain right now because of something Tracy did. She ran out of the house because of his mother. He says, don’t put that on him, and she says, of course (🍷) not, but he was always the bridge between the two of them. He could always sort it out. There are people who still need him; his mother and his daughter and their son… the kid… Leo? For their sake, can he please just try?

Nina says she’ll send the waitress over, and Sonny thanks Kristina for being so supportive of him. Kristina says she genuinely likes Nina. Not everyone’s against him too. She can see how happy Nina makes him. She puts her hand on his.

Cyrus tells the group, today is the day for miracles. A time of righteousness, and yes, vengeance. But without the dark, there can be no light; and without vengeance, there can be no righteousness. So let us pray that this vengeance passes by unscathed, so that we may testify to the cleansing power of our Creator. The Warden Garten watches as he speaks, and he says, for all the world’s a cage, and we are all inmates in God’s celestial play, trying to break free from the grip of licentiousness, arrogance, and evil. As it says in Deuteronomy 23:14; for the Lord thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee. Therefore shall they camp be holy that He see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee. He looks at the warden.

Willow comes into the restaurant with Wiley, who runs to Nina. She hugs him, and Sonny tells Kristina, look how happy she is.

Josslyn tells Carly that they can’t go to the concert anymore because suddenly, Dex has to do something for Sonny. Carly says, oh, and Josslyn says she hates that Carly knows exactly how she’s feeling. Carly says, so Dex has to work for Sonny and Josslyn has to make alternate plans. Been there, done that. Josslyn says, it’s not that; it’s the situation. She knows she said she was moving on and trying to put it behind her, but she hates that Dex is putting himself in danger. Carly says, that’s who Dex was when Josslyn met him. He’s a guy who takes risks, for better or worse. Josslyn says, yeah, but now he’s protecting Sonny, and taking those risks because of Carly and because of Michael. Carly says, and that’s his choice, and it’s for his protection. Josslyn says she knows. It’s just, some days are harder than others. Carly says she gets that, but if Josslyn got into this thinking she was going to change Dex, that’s not going to happen.

Chase says, Brook doesn’t want to live with him? and she says she doesn’t think he’s thought this through. He says he has, and she says, oh really? Because a whole two and a half second deliberation isn’t exactly thorough. He says, it’s not like they haven’t lived together before, and she says, exactly. That’s what she’s saying. The first time, she drove him absolutely crazy, and the second time was for Bailey. He says, the third time will be for love.

Charlotte says, Maxie and her family are living at her mom’s house? and Valentin says, her mother always loved Maxie and her children. Doesn’t she think it might be nice to have some people living in that house? It’s been sitting empty. She says, yeah, but she just wishes it was her mom coming home to live there. He says he does too, but how does she feel about Maxie and her kids moving in? She says, why bother asking her when it’s already done? and he says, the decision to rent was Dante’s. He’s just asking because he cares about her feelings, so why doesn’t she tell him? She says, it’s just another place, like all of the places she’s lived. None of them last.

James runs through the living room saying, this house is huge, and there’s a backyard. He can make a treehouse. Wait. How many rooms are there? Felicia suggests they take a reconnaissance mission and count the rooms. Ready for take-off? Let’s go. They run out, and Maxie asks Georgie, what’s going on? Doesn’t she like the house? Georgie says, of course (🍷) she likes it. She remembers playing here when she was little. It seemed even bigger then. But this is Aunt Lulu’s house.

Josslyn says she doesn’t want to change Dex. Why would Carly say that? Carly says she’s been down this road, many times. She wouldn’t be Josslyn’s mother if she didn’t want to spare Josslyn from unnecessary pain. Josslyn says she’s not in pain, and Carly says, Josslyn doesn’t have to convince her; she just has to be honest with herself. Worrying about Dex, knowing he’s always in danger, is a heavy burden. And if she decides she doesn’t want to do this anymore and doesn’t want to be a part of that life, that’s okay. She just has to admit it to herself, and then she has to tell Dex. Josslyn tells Carly not to put her history with Sonny on her. She’s just disappointed, and that doesn’t mean she wants to break up with Dex. Actually, she thinks she’s still going to go to the concert because she has a bunch of friends going. Carly says, great, and Josslyn says, don’t wait up for her. Carly says, okay, and Josslyn leaves.

Brook says, Chase knows she loves him, right? and he says, yes… She says, part of the reason she does is, he’s like a knight. When someone’s in trouble, he can’t help but want to fix it. He says, she’s not just someone. They’re in a good place, and he can see she’s hurting at home. She says she appreciates his concern, but she doesn’t think living together is what they need right now.

Nina says she’s so surprised to see Wiley. She’s glad he came. Wiley sees Sonny, and says he wants to see grandpa. Nina looks at Willow, who nods, and she brings Wiley over to Sonny. Wiley and Sonny high-five, and Kristina tells Wiley that he’s looking sharp. Wiley suggests they go to grandpa’s and have a barbecue and play baseball, but Sonny says, where he lives is kind of high up. You can’t play baseball. Nina says, but if you stand on the terrace, you can see all of Port Charles. Wiley says, really? and tells Willow, let’s all go to grandpa’s and have picnic on the terrace. Kristina can come too, and Amelia and Nina, Grandpa Sonny… Michael comes out of the elevator, and Wiley continues, mommy, daddy, and Leo too? Sonny says, he can invite anybody he wants, and Willow goes over to Michael. He asks if it’s a party, and she says, yeah. Nina was here when she arrived, then Wiley saw Sonny and went to say hello. He says, if it’s okay with her, it’s okay with him. Wiley runs to Michael, who hugs him. Michael smiles at Sonny, then realizes he’s smiling at Sonny.

Maxie tells Georgie, Aunt Lulu is her best friend, and she thinks Aunt Lulu would want them to fill this place with laughter and memories, just like the memories they made with her when she lived here. Georgie asks if it won’t make Maxie miss Aunt Lulu more if they live here, and Maxie takes her hand, saying, she’ll miss Aunt Lulu no matter where they live. That’s not going to change, but being here does make Maxie feel a teeny bit closer to her. It’s almost like she gave us a little present, right? Maxie wouldn’t have brought them here if she didn’t feel good about it. Lulu asks if she can paint her room purple, and Maxie says she can. (I painted my room purple when I was around Georgie’s age. Is that a thing when you’re a tween?) Felicia comes back with James, and he says, guess what? There’s four bedrooms, one for each of them. And he’s already picked his. Georgie says, no fair. She’s older and she gets to pick first. James says he forgot. Age before beauty. He runs off, Georgie chasing him. Felicia says she’s so glad Maxie is doing this, and Maxie says, so is she.

Ned asks what Olivia wants him to do. He’s not making any guarantees. She says she understands it. She just wants to walk him through what happened that night. He says, the night of the supposed accident, and she says, see if it comes back to him. He asks how she can walk him through it if she wasn’t here. He heard it was just Tracy and Drew who saw him fall. She leads him to the other side of the room, and says, Drew told her everything that happened. They can just give it a try. He says, all right, whatever. Lay it on him. She says, he started out over here – she walks across  the room – and he saw Drew and Tracy arguing over here. So just walk to her… slowly, and see if anything feels familiar. Okay? Is he ready? He says, ready, and starts to walk.

Brook says she and Chase are in a really good place and she wants to keep it that way, but he says, moving in isn’t going to change that. If anything, it’ll bring them closer. She says, or closer to World War III. She drove him crazy when she was just temporarily couch surfing. She’s not the neatest person. She leaves her stuff everywhere. She thrives in creative clutter. He says, so they had a few discussions about clutter, and she says, more than a few. He was counting the days until she left him to his Zen world of order. He says, then when she left, his place felt empty. He missed her, and it hasn’t felt right since she left. Make it right. Move back in with him.

Local guy Steve goes into Kelly’s, and Carly asks if he wants the usual. He says he likes what she’s done with the place. It’s gotten a lot nicer since she took over. She says, it was a personal project, and he tells her, this might not be his place to say, but he thought she should know. Her ex-husband is in for a world of trouble.

Warden Garten gestures that she wants to talk to Cyrus, and he suggests the group take a break to reflect on their redemption. Cyrus says he hopes the warden hasn’t come to stop their study. He and his friends are just trying to let go of their past so they can look toward a righteous future. She says, don’t worry. She’s not here to break up his group. She just wanted to see it for herself. She’s impressed. He says, her support means a great deal, and she says, he genuinely seems like a changed man. He says, after his heart attack, he’s come to see life in a new light. His faith was rejuvenated. She says, while she might not share his exact faith, she’s relying on him for a common cause. He says, trust him. He wants nothing but the best. He believes everything is unfolding exactly as it’s meant to be. She says, let’s hope so, and he says he has only one purpose now; to bring about God’s will on earth. She says she’d hate for him to disappoint her after all his progress, and starts to leave, but he calls to her and she stops. He says, sometimes the most unexpected alliances can lead to the most extraordinary outcomes. Who knows what a difference he and his flock together can achieve? She smiles at him, and I have no clue what to make of this.

A wooden crate stamped with the Pikeman name and logo is unloaded on the docks. Dex says, they’re late, and Gabe (?) says, sometimes there are delays. This shipment’s too important for them not to pick up. They’ll be here. Dex says, the sooner the better. The boss wants this stuff out of here. He looks out to the water using binoculars.

Nina says hi to Michael, and tells him that she’ll get them a table. She calls Trish over, and tells Wiley that it was so good to see him. They go to their table, and Wiley asks Michael if they can have Grandpa Sonny and Nina over for baseball and a barbecue. They live up too high. They can have a party with everyone at their house. Michael says, if that’s what Wiley wants, he thinks they can make it happen.

Sonny tells Kristina that he can’t believe how fast Wiley is growing. Such a nice surprise. Was that her? She says, no. She wishes she could take credit for that, but she can’t tell a lie. That was pure synchronicity. (I would have said serendipity, but okay.) Sonny asks why she wanted to meet for dinner, and she asks if she has to have a reason. He says, she always does, and she guesses that’s true. She wanted him to be the first to know that the LGBTQIA+ foundation board is complete. The Corinthos-Davis House is a go. He says, that’s fantastic, and she says she’s so excited, and she couldn’t have done it without him.

Olivia says, this is the spot where Ned fell. Drew said, Ned came rushing toward him over here, and had something really important to tell him. Nina walks in, and says she doesn’t mean to interrupt whatever they’re doing, but she heard Olivia closed the pool, and she wanted to see if everything’s okay. Olivia says she should have warned Nina. They’re just doing a little exercise. They’re trying to see if they can stimulate Eddie’s memory. Nina asks if she’s sure that’s wise, and Olivia says she thinks it could help. Nina says she knows head trauma is unpredictable and would hate for Olivia to risk anything, and Olivia thanks her, but says she thinks they’ll be okay. Nina says she doesn’t mean anything by that. She hopes their experiment works. Good luck. She strides out of the room, taking a last look at them before she goes.

Valentin says, it’s really done a number on Charlotte, all this shuffling around, moving from place to place. It can’t have been easy, and if it hurt her, he’s sorry. It’s his fault. She says she always knew he’d be with her if he could. He’s in between places, living with Anna while she was at camp. With grandma away, she can’t stay at her place with Spencer and Esme. Dante and Sam are nice, but… He says, it’s not her home. That’s what he’s always wanted to give her, a stable place to call home. Listen to him. Things are changing as they speak. She says she knows. Things are always changing. That’s the only thing that stays the same.

Maxie tells Felicia that she’s going to be totally honest. It feels really strange to be here after all this time. She knows they had to get out of that apartment, and she was putting her finances together so she could get a place. Then Tracy’s horrible lawsuit happened. So she was happy when Sam suggested they rent this place. Can Felicia imagine trying to juggle a lawsuit and a mortgage at the same time? She would have been pulling her hair out. Felicia says, Tracy Quartermaine leaves a trail of destruction wherever she goes. She doesn’t like to wish ill on anyone, but she’ll be so glad when they wipe that smug smile off Tracy’s face and win the lawsuit. And they will win, because they have the truth on their side. Maxie says she’s not so sure about that. Tracy Quartermaine is ruthless. And she’ll do anything to win, including using her own granddaughter as a spy.

Brook asks Chase if he knows the expression, be careful what you wish for; you just might get it. He says he knows it. Whatever happened to the fearless BLQ who leaps before she looks? She says, maybe she became a little more cautious because she sprained her ankle a few too many times. She has something to lose now – him. And she doesn’t want him to regret her moving in. He says he’s not going to regret it, but she says, he might. And not just because she’s messy. She does stuff. She does stupid stuff that she regrets, like getting mixed up in Tracy’s dirty tricks.

Carly says she doesn’t want to cause Steve any problems, but what does he mean, trouble? He looks around and says, it’s probably nothing, but he passed what seemed to be a staging area down by Elm, the fisherman village. It looked like Feds. They’re definitely not local. And he heard the name Corinthos.

Cyrus says, today is the day our unspoken adversary is just one step behind, and those of us who have been in his employ, willingly or not, are now called upon to awaken and cast off his infernal darkness. Wake up! Your life is waiting for you. The warden tells the guard that she wishes more inmates were as inspired as Cyrus, and she leaves. Cyrus smiles.

Nina flashes back to Ned overhearing her talking to Martin, and that she’s the one who turned Drew and Carly in to the SEC, when he’s being accused of it. Willow calls to her, and Nina goes over to their table. She asks if everything is all right. Did they get everything they ordered? Willow says, they did, and thanks her. She says, Wiley had the idea they should have a barbecue with baseball at their house. Wiley tells Nina that he has a new mitt, and Willow asks if that sounds like something Nina would like to join them for. Nina looks at Michael, who nods, and she says she’d love to go.

Kristina tells Sonny that she doesn’t want to jinx it, but she thinks Wiley might be the key to Michael and Willow accepting Nina. Sonny says, they’ve been through a lot and he thinks things are finally starting to turn. She says she’s so happy for them both, and he says he thinks she’s leading the way with this new center. He’s proud of her.

Olivia says, anything? but Ned says he doesn’t know. He’s told so often about what happened that night, he feels like he might remember… but he doesn’t. This is just another pool. She says, okay. She knew it was a long shot. He says he’s sorry to disappoint her, but she says, no. He was amazing. She thanks him so much for trying. He says she’s been pretty good to him and he’s been really hard on her. He just wants to say he’s sorry. She tells him that he’s forgiven. He says, friends? and holds out his hand. She takes it, and says, friends. For a moment, I think he’s going to kiss her.

Brook says, it’s not just about her and Chase moving in together, although that’s definitely nerve-wracking. She doesn’t have the greatest track record, and this whole situation with Tracy is just another thing she messed up. He says he’s not asking for or expecting her to be perfect. He loves her just the way she is, flaws and all. He’s not trying to rescue her. Her moving in makes sense… to him anyway. How about her? When she strips away all the worries and regrets of the past, how does she feel about it? She starts to cough.

Carly brings out Steve’s to-go bag, and says, it’s on her. He says, she doesn’t have to do that, but she says she appreciates the information he gave her. He thanks her and leaves. I like Steve. He has a pleasant way about him. Carly is about to call Sonny, when Chase runs in and asks if he can have a glass of water for Brook.

Nina asks if it would be okay if she brought Wiley over and taught him how to make a Roy Rogers. And Wiley can tell her all about his new mitt. Michael asks Wile, what do you say? and Wiley asks Willow, can he please? Willow says, all right, but just a small one. They don’t want all that sugar. Nina says, they definitely don’t, and hustles him away. Michael asks if Willow is sure she’s okay with this. She’s been having a lot of Nina lately. Willow says, it’s fine. She’s not 100% comfortable with Nina, but Wiley is. Micheal agrees, and she says, they have to start somewhere. The important thing is bringing this whole family back together.

At the bar, Nina tells Wiley, now they add the sugar free cola, and Kristina tells Sonny that they can go over there if he wants, but he says, Nina’s got it covered. He wants to hear more about her Board. She says, they have Dr. Randolph, Michael, and he knows Diane… His phone rings, and he sees it’s Carly. Kristina says he can take it, but he tells her, this is more important, and shuts his phone off. Off all the times, eh?

Cyrus says, we may be tarred with a brush whose mark can never be removed, but that does not mean we can’t contribute to God’s work. Perhaps we may never sit at the foot of His majestic throne, but we can know that our lives have not been lived in vain. There is a way for each and every one of us to do our part of the Divine work, no matter how small that part may seem. For the Lord said, the lowest among us, the most damnedest among us is capable of redemption. And he who protects the innocent is the first among men.

Another crate is put on the dock, and Dex says, they’re here. He runs down the stairs, and tells another guy that he wants everything ready for a quick transfer. His phone rings, and he tells Gabe that he’s got to take this. He’ll be back when the ship docks. Gabe says he’s got it, and Dex slips around the corner. He says, Miss Spencer? and Carly says, Josslyn told her that he was doing a job for Sonny tonight. He’s like, uh… and she says, whatever it is, get out of there. There’s going to be a raid. Dex looks out, and she asks if he can hear her. Get out of there now.

As they check out the kitchen, Felicia says she has a good feeling about Maxie being here. Almost as if the house is welcoming her. It wants Maxie to make it into a home again. Maxie says she thinks Lulu would want that too. To a new beginning, like Felicia at the hospital. Felicia says, she’s right. That came as a surprise. She never saw herself working as a volunteer at General Hospital. Maxie says she’s sure Felicia will be a lot better at it than she was. Felicia says she loves Maxie, and she’s so proud of her. She starts to cry, and Maxie hugs her, saying, don’t cry. She loves Felicia too. James calls from the other room, and Maxie and Felicia dash in. James says his room has a secret hiding spot, and Georgie says she’s got the view and the window seat. James says, Bailey can have the little room, and Georgie asks when they’re moving in. Maxie says, not soon enough. Should they go home and start packing? James and Georgie nod, and they all file out, Maxie pausing and smiling before she turns out the light.

Valentin says he knows he let Charlotte down, but she says, let’s not talk about that. He says he’s made mistakes. He’s made far more mistakes than he cares to mention. It’s taken him way to long to get her the stable life she deserves. She says she doesn’t care how long it took. She just wishes they could be together all the time. He says, they will be. He just has to get these last details in place. And until then, know this. She’s the most important person in his world. It’ll always be the two of them. She goes over to him and hugs him. She says, just the two of us, papa.

Chase brings Brook the water, and she gulps some down. She says she literally talked herself hoarse trying to come up with all the reasons she shouldn’t live with him. He says, she knows she has to take care of her throat, and she says, she does want this. She wants nothing more than to live with him. He says he knew she would see it his way eventually. He holds out his hand and says, let’s go home. They stroll out of the courtyard hand in hand.

Dex says, the boat is docking, and Carly says, forget about that. There is no time. He has to get out of there. As he’s about to go back out, floodlights come on and the Feds are there. One says, put their hands where he can see them. They’re all under arrest. Get on the ground now. All of the guys on the dock comply, but Dex remains unseen. He peeks out, sees what’s going on, and runs up the stairs.

Cyrus says, today, the Almighty will focus His cleansing vengeance on those who collaborate with our great enemy. Proverbs 2:22: The wicked shall be cut off from the earth and the transgressors shall be rooted out of it. He smiles.

Olivia says, the least she can do is buy Ned a drink after going through that poolside psycho drama with her. He says he’ll never turn down top-shelf, and she says, there’s a little Quartermaine left in him. (I was thinking more Larry Ashton.) They go to the bar, and Nina watches.

Willow tells Wiley, that was delicious, and he says, with two cherries. She and Michael smile at each other.

Since everyone is way too happy, when Kristina starts to tell Sonny about the upcoming first Board meeting, a bunch of guys come out of the elevator approach the table. One says, Mr. Corinthos, you’re under arrest for violations of the National Security Act, and shows his badge. Kristina says, what the hell? and gets up, but one of the Feds grabs her. Sonny tells him to get his hands off of his daughter, and the arresting Fed tells Sonny, do not escalate this. Sonny says he’s not escalating nothing, when Michael comes over and says, there’s no problem here, putting his hand on Kristina’s back. Kristina says, tell them; they’re arresting dad. Sonny tells Kristina that it’s okay, and they cuff him.

Wiley asks Willow what they’re doing to grandpa. Where are they taking him? Putting him on her lap, Willow tells him, it’s okay. It’s going to be okay.

Sonny tells Kristina, this is going to be cleared up, and the Feds march him to the elevator. Kristina tells Michael, do something.

Cyrus says, the Lord trieth the righteous, but the wicked and him that loveth violence, his soul hateth. Upon the wicked, He shall rain snares, fire and brimstone – Sonny is led into the elevator – and horrible tempests; this shall be the portion of their cup. The elevator door closes.

On Monday Tuesday, Carly says, Michael needs to tell her the truth right now; Austin asks what Nikolas is going to do; Dex tells Josslyn that somebody turned Sonny in; Cyrus says, Drew is no longer under Sonny’s protection; and Sonny tells someone that he’s not saying anything without his lawyer present.

🧼 Not Laboring…

No GH on Monday.

🍊 Follow the Bouncing Orange…

It was pretty funny when Gina said, the next time Shannon told the story, she’d be a murderer, since she made it worse each time.

📸 What’s Wrong With This Picture…?

Where the hell is Biscuit in the post about his/her birthday?

💎 Stuck In the Middle…

It still doesn’t make any sense. What does separated, but living under the same roof even mean? Are they seeing other people? If they are, it seems like it would be difficult to work out their issues. If they’re not, then aren’t they just still married, but not getting busy? And her answer to the fan question is a non-answer.

🍸 Latest On the Ruling Class…

He must be a keeper if he hasn’t run yet.

Not a real surprise.

⚓️ A Fun Time Was Had…

I’m not sure who looks worse, the guests or the crew.

🏖 Breakup In the House…

Yeah. Nobody saw this coming.

https://www.etonline.com/summer-house-stars-carl-radke-and-lindsay-hubbard-call-off-engagement-exclusive-210637

https://stylecaster.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/1631823/why-lindsday-hubbard-carl-radke-break-up/

⚰️ On the Undead Front…

How’d they manage this?

He’s a busy dude.

🐶 Just Like Us…

Celebrities celebrating their pups.

https://people.com/halle-berry-brooke-shields-justin-theroux-and-more-celebrate-national-dog-day-7853272

🪗 Quotes of the Week

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. – Albert Einstein (The first guy to figure out Survivor.)

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. – Dale Carnegie

The expert in anything was once a beginner. – Helen Hayes

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work. – Stephen King

The only defense against the world is a thorough knowledge of it.John Locke

Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time. – John Lubbock

Believe you can and you are halfway there. – Theodore Roosevelt

I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which one has overcome while trying to succeed. – Booker T. Washington

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it. – George Bernard Shaw

If I can’t eat it, bang it, or bet on it, it’s not in my phone. – Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen), Two and a Half Men

🛸 The Future Is Now…

Jump into September on Tuesday for a lotta soap and a little tea. Until then, stay safe, stay always returning your shopping cart to the proper place, and stay being careful what you wish for; you just might get it.

August 31, 2023 – Austin Has Been Keeping a Big Secret, Old Is New, Going Back, Revelation, Architecture On the Runway, Last Delay, Clean It Now & Over

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Josslyn clears the outside tables at Kelly’s when Dex comes along. They kiss, and she says she’s been looking forward to the concert all day. It’s pretty soon, but she just needs a couple more minutes. She has to clean some coffee pots in the back. He says he’s really sorry, and she says, oh no, what? He says he has to work tonight, and she says, but he told her that Sonny gave him the night off; Sonny didn’t need him. He says, she knows how it is with Sonny. Things change.

Robert sees Diane walking toward the courtroom and says, counselor, caught in the act of fleeing a crime. She says, he caught her, and he says, indeed he has. She asks who ratted her out, and he says, one of his spies said there’s this suspicious looking redhead in the building, and here he is to investigate. She laughs.

Brook sends a text to Chase: Need you. Everything is falling apart. Leo comes in and says, she looks sad. Does she need a hug? She says she’d love one, and he hugs her. Olivia comes in, and watches from the doorway. Leo asks Brook, what’s wrong? and she says she’s just having a really bad day. He says, it must have been a doozy, and hugs her again. Olivia smiles.

At Windymere, Ava sips a martini and flashes back to Nikolas threatening her, and her hitting him with the statue. She puts the statue in the bottom of a cupboard, and there’s a knock at the door. She opens it to find Austin. He says he thought he’d surprise her. She looks great. She says, knock it off. All she wants from him are answers.

Spencer meets Alexis at a poolside table, and says, it’s good to see her. To what does he owe the invite? She says she just wanted to check in on her favorite nephew. See how he’s feeling; what he’s doing. Since his grandmother and step grandfather aren’t here, she’s the closest thing he has to a parent. Lucky him.

Lucy stands by the edge of the pool, and Martin comes up behind her, grabbing her shoulders. He says, be careful. She’s about two inches from ending up in the water. She needs to watch her step. She says, who cares if she falls in? Maybe she’ll just ruin her hair and makeup, and maybe this beautiful dress, which she happens to like quite a bit. It doesn’t matter though. She’s got a lot bigger problems. She’s about to lose her company and she feels utterly betrayed.

Martin says, as fetching as the thought of Lucy in that wet dress may be, as a jealous man, he doesn’t think he wants to share it with the rest of the patrons here. She says, fine. She’ll sit down. He says, that’s his girl, and pulls out a chair at a nearby table. They sit, and he says, first things first. What is she drinking tonight? She says she doesn’t feel like anything tonight, but he tells the waiter to get this lovely lady a Seabreeze, and he’ll have a whiskey and ginger. (Yes to both.) He asks if there’s anything he can do for Lucy, but she says, no. Doesn’t he get it? She’s really, really, really upset. Really upset. He says he understands. He’s sorry the preliminary hearing didn’t go her way. Surely there must be some way to salvage what’s left. She says, that depends on him and don’t call her Shirley.

Alexis tells Spencer that she has to admit it didn’t start out well, but it turns out that Esme – and she can’t believe she’s going to say this – is actually good at her job. He says he’s shocked, and she says she’s shocked. She knew Esme was smart and knew she was motivated, but she didn’t know Esme was competent. Having Ace there in daycare is an added bonus. Spencer says, she mentioned it was a big benefit, and Alexis says, it’s a benefit for her too. She goes in there all the time to get a boost, because when she sees that little rugrat, it makes her smile. He says, Ace amazes him every day. It’s difficult for him to remember there was a time when he was very, very hurt and very, very angry with his father for getting Esme pregnant. She says, babies make things better, and he says he can’t imagine life without Ace, and he’s very, very grateful Ace is his little brother.

Ava tells Austin that she’s grateful every day that Betty quit and hasn’t been heard from since. She hopes Betty is at the bottom of the harbor somewhere. Austin says, Ava would like that, wouldn’t she? From what he hears, she’s on vacation in Mexico. Ava says, a girl can dream. As long as she stays far away from Avery, and Ava never has to lay eyes on her again. He says he wouldn’t get his hopes up too high about that, and she asks what that’s supposed to mean. Mason wouldn’t have let her go if she hadn’t gotten the goods on Sonny. So she must have given him the proof they wanted about Sonny’s business with this Pikeman. He says, ordinarily, that seems reasonable he supposes, yeah, and she says, don’t do that. Don’t give her that doublespeak. The deal was, once the boss gets the information about Sonny and Pikeman, she was going to get Nikolas’s body back. So where is it?

Diane says, Robert isn’t even going to pretend he was on his way to somewhere else, like the records room or case management? That he’s really here to see little old her? He says, since she neglected to take him to the car show, he thought he’d bring the car show to her. She says, neglected? That’s how he’s framing it? No. He showed no interest, so she chose to take someone else. He says he chose to take her advice. He went out and bought a new car. So would she like to come for a drive in his new wheels? She says as much as she’d love to, and she would, she can’t come right now. She’s here on behalf of Drew Cain. Robert asks, how’s he liking Pentenville? and she says, come on. He’s not liking Pentenville. And let’s face it, that judge handed down a pretty harsh sentence on a pre-agreed upon plea deal. He says he’s not going to argue with her on that one, but what does she think she’s going to do about it now?

Brook tells Leo, thanks, buddy. She’ll be okay. Olivia asks what Leo is doing with that, pointing to I’m not sure what in his hand. Does he remember what he asked her to make for dinner? His favorite, manicotti. He doesn’t want to spoil his appetite, does he? He says, no, and she says, then march to the kitchen and put that back. (I just can’t imagine if a kid was having manicotti for dinner that a cookie or whatever would spoil their appetite. It certainly wouldn’t spoil mine.) He leaves, and Olivia asks Brook, what’s wrong? Did she and Chase have a fight? Brook says she and Chase are fine, but she can’t say the same about her friends. She let them down in the worst possible way. She betrayed them. Olivia asks what she means, and Tracy says she’ll explain.

Austin tells Ava, Betty’s gone. She’s never going to be around Avery ever again. Isn’t that enough for her? Ava says, actually, no. She’d like to see Betty get what’s coming to her. He says he thinks now would be the time for them to just keep a low profile and not make any big waves. She asks if he thinks she should just wait around for Mason to want something else from her, knowing he has the power to have her charged with murder. He says he’s just asking her to trust him right now, that’s all, and she says, trust him? She kept her part of the bargain. She paved the way for that psychopath Betty to have access to Sonny’s penthouse so she could spy on him. She wants Nikolas’s body back. He asks what she’d do with Nikolas’s body if she did get it back, and she says she’d do what she originally was going to do and put him in the Pine Barrens. God rest his soul. Austin says he’ll reach out to Mason. He’ll send Mason a text and see if there’s any way he can help. He thinks she can find a better place than the Pine Barrens, and she says, it’s better than putting him someplace around here. She thought about it and doesn’t think she could live here knowing his body was someplace on the island. It never occurred to her; she doesn’t want to live in this house, period.

Spencer tells Alexis, while he’s very grateful to have Ace in his life, he can never forget who Esme was and what she did to him and his friends. That’s always going to be a part of her past. Alexis says she’d never ask him to forget who Esme was; she certainly won’t. He says he would be remiss not to say she’s being a very good mom to Ace, and Alexis says, she appears to be, after what she’s seen watching Esme with him in daycare. He says he’s just so glad he gets the opportunity to be in his brother’s life, and that he gets the chance to help raise him. Even if it means living with Esme. She says, he’s such a good guy. She’s so proud of him. He says he thinks if he can co-exist with Esme, he can do just about anything, especially if it means giving Ace the happy childhood he deserves. She asks if he knows who he sounds like, and he says he’s afraid he knows what she’s going to say. She says, he sounds like his father, when he was Spencer’s age.

Martin says, they talked about this and decided it was best if he wasn’t involved, but Lucy says, no, no, no. He decided and he completely abandoned her in court. He says, that’s not fair; he explained that. She says, good explanation. Valentin again. Valentin needed him. Well, she needed him too. And he’s never completely explained why he can’t be involved in her lawsuit. He never told her, but now she thinks she knows. Remember when they were having all that pillow talk, and she told him about her idea about getting the idea for The Deceptor? He had an awful lot to say. He looks down, but she says, look at her. Did he steal the idea for The Deceptor from that scheming Tracy Quartermaine?

Tracy says, Brook asked her for a favor, and she did it for her. Brook says, she needed Tracy’s help, and Tracy used it against her, and Tracy says, then she asked Brook for a favor in return. She obliged, then didn’t like the outcome. Brook says, that is not what happened. Tracy blackmailed her, her own granddaughter. Olivia asks if this is true.

Robert and Diane walk into the empty courtroom, and Diane says she’s actually here at Carly’s behest to try and get Drew’s case reopened. She seems to think the judge had some kind of bias against Drew, and she’s trying to prove it. Robert asks what he can do to help, and she thanks him for the offer, but she’s not even sure what she can do at this point. She explained to Carly that it’s within the judge’s purview to ignore the plea deal and hand down a harsher sentence. He doubts Carly went for that, and she says, they’re talking about Carly. Of course (🍷) she didn’t. Hence the bias angle. Let’s face it, Judge Kim practically announced that he was sending a message to white collar crime; no more special treatment. He says, bias is subjective – she knows that – and unprovable. She says, but it’s Carly’s love for Drew that’s fueling this, and she’s a friend. As a friend, she told Carly that she’d look into it. He says he doesn’t know what she can do here, but good luck. He heads for the door, and she says she just wishes there was some way to get concrete proof about Judge Kim’s bias against Drew. He turns around.

Tracy says, like she’s been trying to explain to Brook. This is just business. Brook says, just business? and Tracy says, yes. That’s what she’s been trying to teach Brook. Brook says, since when does Tracy care about business again? She doesn’t even want to say the letters ELQ. Olivia says, that’s all Tracy cares about, and Tracy says, stay out of this. Brook says, despite Tracy’s reptilian exterior, she actually believed Tracy cared about this family, and Tracy says, she’s the glue that keeps this family together. Olivia says, except she was gone for over a year, and Tracy says, stay out of this. Olivia says, it’s my house, but Tracy says, it’s not your house. It’s Monica’s house. Alan’s biggest mistake. Brook asks if she’s done, but Tracy says she’s not. Brook needs to learn how a Quartermaine succeeds in business. Brook says, unbelievable. Tracy puts on this act like she cares. She stays with them. She eats Thanksgiving pizza with them. She mourned with them, and celebrated births with them. And she always saw Tracy as a strong, independent woman. Olivia says, also calculating, conniving, and ruthless, and Tracy asks if she doesn’t have a lasagna to make. Is Brook done? Brook says, no. Out of everyone in this family, she believed in Tracy. She always took Tracy’s side; she thought Tracy was misunderstood. Clearly, she was mistaken. She walks out.

Robert closes the courtroom door, and he and Diane sit down. He says he thinks it’s going to be an uphill battle for her to prove prejudice toward Drew, and she says, which is insane, given the content of Drew’s character. He saved Liesl Obrecht from Victor Cassadine just in time to save Willow’s life, for heaven’s sake. It’s not like he’s some sort of career criminal, sitting around exploiting security codes. Robert says, Drew is known for his integrity, which is why he finds it kind of weird a judge would throw the book at him. She says, so does she, and let’s face it (phrase of the day), that book was Kafka. He laughs, and she says, there is something he can do for her. He says, if it’s within his reach, definitely, and she says, considering Drew’s heroics, could Robert ask the WSB to put in a good word for him? He says, that’s not within his reach, and she asks, why not? He tells her, let’s just say, the Bureau isn’t going to lift a finger to help anyone at his request.

Josslyn says she gets why Dex thinks this was his choice, but it wasn’t, and he says, so now he doesn’t have a mind of his own? She tells him, that’s not what she’s saying. She’s saying, Sonny’s changed their plans. Actually, he’s canceled them. Dex tries to interrupt, and she says she gets that things change last minute, but they haven’t had any alone time together in like a week. He kisses her and says he has to go, and she says, so go. He says, it’ll happen. Things are just really intense right now. She asks when things aren’t going to be intense when it comes to Sonny. She just wishes her mom hadn’t destroyed the flashdrive, and Dex says, that was her decision to make. There’s nothing they can do about it now. She says, but that was their one chance to turn Sonny in to the Feds, and they blew it. She picks up the tub of dishes and goes inside.

Martin says, what? He did not under any circumstances steal the idea for The Deceptor from Tracy Quartermaine. Lucy says, really? So how come every time she tried to give him credit for being her inspiration, he got all cagey with her? Even when they were talking around Maxie and Sasha, she would say that, and he’d shut her down each and every time. He says, because, he could not in good conscience take credit for something he didn’t do. The Deceptor is genius. Tracy Quartermaine? Please. That idea was 100% Lucy’s. She says, apparently, now Tracy is claiming it as her own, and she’s convinced the judge… He’s decided they should have a trial – six months from now. He says, that gives her attorney half a year to prove that the case has no legal merit. She says, six months from now, Deception will be kaput. They’ll be bankrupt.

Alexis says, when Spencer was a baby, his father gushed about him. He was so excited to have a son, and wanted Spencer to have the best of everything. She thinks maybe he went a little overboard, because Spencer was precocious… Spencer says, and spoiled. That’s fine. She can say that. She tells him that she was going to say, maybe willful and indulged, and he says, she’s good at this. He’s seen her argue a case in the courtroom. She says, and there was a sweetness about him, just like his dad.

Ava tells Austin, the only reason she wanted Dracula’s castle was to spite Nikolas. To be honest with him, the place gives her the creeps. He says he’s so glad to hear her say that. She never struck him as somebody who’d like this goth décor. She says she doesn’t; it’s terrible. And now that Nikolas is gone, why should she be stranded out here? This place is full of nothing but bad memories. Right over there is where she and Nikolas had their last fight and he died. Why should she stay here? There’s a knock at the door, and she walks a million miles to answer it. It’s Mason, who says, to what does he owe the invitation? Ava says, it wasn’t an invitation; it’s a demand for payment in full. She wants what he promised her.

Tracy says she doesn’t want to hear a word out of Olivia, but Olivia says, she’s going to. It’s one thing to be mean to the rest of them, but how could she do this to Brook, of all people? She’s Tracy’s granddaughter. Tracy says she knows who Brook is, and Olivia asks if Tracy doesn’t know how Brook looks up to her.

Diane says, if Robert, of all people, doesn’t have sway with the WSB, then who does? He says he’s not at liberty to talk about Bureau business, but he can tell her that once their guy is figures out the housecleaning process, he’s on the outs. She asks, who’s on the ins? and he says, that remains to be seen. They’re not going to lift a finger to help Drew. She says, they’re not going to give assistance to help a hero? He says, Drew, Laura, and Curtis did the one thing in Greenland the Bureau couldn’t do, and it embarrassed them. On that note, they prefer to have Drew where he is rather than help him find freedom. (Didn’t they offer him a job?)

Martin says, Lucy makes things sound so dire. Surely things can’t possibly be that bad. Lucy says, actually, they kind of are and stop calling me Shirley. You know what the worst part of this whole thing is? He says, the lawsuit? and she says, obviously the lawsuit, but she feels gutted. She feels totally betrayed. He says, by who? and she says, by Brook Lynn Quartermaine. They gave her a job, and she’s been masquerading this whole time as a team player, but really she’s been spying for Tracy. She gave Tracy documentation she needed for this terrible lawsuit. He says, she used her own granddaughter. That’s low, even for Tracy Quartermaine. Lucy says, no, not really. The worst part is, now to save Deception, she has to give Tracy 75% of the company.

Spencer says he was actually talking about this to Trina the other day, and Alexis asks, how is Trina? He says, she’s wonderful, and Alexis says, she is; she’s lovely. He says, yeah. She’s been very concerned about her dad. Alexis says she was very sorry to hear what happened to Curtis, and he says, Trina has been worried sick, trying to get everything together so Curtis feels comfortable when he comes home. He just got out of rehab. Spencer thinks maybe it’s the focus on family that has allowed Trina to be so supportive of him being with Ace while Esme is around, especially since his father didn’t stick around for him. She says, he never misses an opportunity to go negative when it comes to his dad, and he says, it’s all his dad’s ever shown him. She asks if he’s ever thought one of the reasons is that deep down, he still loves his dad.

Mason says he can see why Ava is antsy. If it was him and it was his husband – sorry, ex-husband – whose corpse was on ice somewhere from a head wound with his DNA all over him, he’d probably be losing sleep. Ava says she kept her word. She got Betty the run of Sonny’s penthouse, and Betty got the information he wanted. She did her part. Now it’s time for Mason to do his. Mason says, if it was up to him, he’d drop Nikolas’s body off tonight, but it’s not, and she says, then call whoever it is he has to call, and make it happen. Austin says he doesn’t know if it’s that easy, and Ava says, why not? Mason says, because the powers that be decided. And they decided that Ava doesn’t get Nikolas until after the situation’s resolved. Ava says, what situation? Just tell whoever he answers to, she’s done everything they asked. What the hell do these people want? Mason says, just listen to Austin. Relax. It’s all going down tonight.

Diane asks if Robert is suggesting the WSB is manipulating circumstances to ensure that Drew received the harshest sentence possible, and he says, anything’s possible where the Bureau is concerned. She says, then there could be a connection between the WSB and the judge in Drew’s case, but he says, if such a relationship did exist, it would be almost impossible to prove. As she knows, the Bureau does most of its work in the shadows. She says, yeah. Well, she for one is not opposed to looking at every single one of Judge Albert Kim’s cases for the past four, maybe five, years. See if there are other cases of overly harsh sentencing that can prove a precedent. He asks what specific instances she’s looking for, and she says she’s just suggesting – suggesting, mind you – that said judge may or may not be receiving kickbacks for getting inconvenient individuals out of the way for, shall we say, powerful agencies. And if the WSB wanted Drew Cain out of the equation, pursuing an unrelated case could prove the perfect solution to the problem. He asks if she’s looking for instances where the judge handed down an overly harsh sentence? and she says, bingo.

Brook looks at another text to Chase: Going 2 Kelly’s. I really need you. She sits in one of the outside seats, looking like she has a headache, when Chase comes into the courtyard. He says he got her text. What happened? She says, Tracy happened. She had to get out of there. She can’t live with Tracy another minute.

Leo runs in and asks Olivia if Brook is okay. He saw her leave her car. Olivia says, she just needed a little time to herself, and Tracy says, she’ll be fine. Leo tells them, but she said she was having a really bad day. Should they do something? Olivia suggests checking on her in a little while, and Leo says, promise? Olivia crosses her heart, and Leo leaves. Olivia says, well? and Tracy says, what now? Olivia asks if Tracy doesn’t feel the slightest bit sorry for what she did, and Tracy says, for teaching her a valuable lesson? Olivia says, what? That Tracy will do anything to get what she wants? and Tracy says, a lesson she will remember and benefit from for the rest of her life. Olivia asks what exactly is it that Tracy thinks she taught Brook? and Tracy says, that nothing is free. If she hadn’t made Brook pay for the favor she did her, it wouldn’t have mattered as much.

Ava says, they’re done here. The launch is ready to take them back to the mainland. Austin and his cousin need to go. Now. Austin points at Mason and says, don’t put him in the same category as this guy, and Mason says, Austin’s right, he can’t. He’s far more handsome and easy going. Wouldn’t Ava agree? Ava says, definitely not, and Mason says he’s wounded. Ava says, whatever is happening tonight, when it’s over, she wants that body back. Does he understand her? Mason says, loud and clear. He’ll pass her message along. He just can’t promise the boss will be receptive. They leave, and Ava closes the door. Outside, Mason says, still feisty as ever, and Austin says, whatever Mason has going on tonight has nothing to do with him. He’s out. The boss said. Mason says he doesn’t know about that. He still has one night to go.

Martin says he’ll give Lucy this much, Tracy’s offer is appalling. 75% is highway robbery. Lucy says, yeah, it’s appalling. Tracy’s appalling. In fact, she would like to strangle Tracy; just wring her scrawny little neck. Martin says, if, on the other hand, giving her what she wants keeps Deception open for business, isn’t it practical to at least consider it? She says, no, no, no. Do not even say that. She’s not giving one dime of her hard-earned money for one single share in the company she worked so hard to build with her own two hands to that snobby, arrogant, entitled, selfish, spoiled heiress, Tracy Quartermaine. She’s not going to do it, and Tracy can just forget about it. He says, she has herself some strong feelings about Tracy Quartermaine, and she says, he doesn’t know the half of it. Tracy actually one time pretended to like her. Tracy pretended to be her friend to get her to use her one percent share of ELQ, so Tracy could be CEO over her nephew AJ. Alan always warned her about Tracy. He said, she’s a bad apple. Huh. She’s a lot worse than that. Lucy misses Mother Quartermaine. She did not have one bad bone in her body, but she always knew how nasty and mean-spirited and dark Tracy could be. She’s not doing it. She’s not going to let Tracy win. She’s going to fight Tracy to the bitter end. Martin says, what happens if it costs her Deception? What if the company goes bankrupt? What then? She says she guesses it’s a good thing she kept her realtor license.

Spencer says he doesn’t want to love his father. He doesn’t want to love him and he doesn’t want to miss him, because every time he thinks about him, it opens up those floodgates. All the memories and disappointment just come flooding back. Alexis suggests thinking about some of the good moments. There were good moments. Can’t Spencer hold onto those? Spencer says, no, because it always comes back to how his father prioritized Ava and everybody else. Their entire relationship, none of it was real. It was an illusion he made up in his mind. She says, it was not an illusion. It was very real. Spencer’s father has demons he was not able to battle. That happens; it happened to her. People have regrets, and all you can do is learn from them and move on. Spencer says, she’s nothing like his father, but she says, he lost his way. Has Spencer ever thought maybe that’s the reason he ran away? He says, it’s not exactly the first time his father has done this, so please don’t expect him to forgive him. Alexis says she’s not asking Spencer to forgive him. She’s asking Spencer to try and understand him. Spencer says he understands he and his brother are doing perfectly fine without him. That’s what he understands. She asks what he’s saying. That he doesn’t want his father found? That he doesn’t want his father back?

On the phone, Josslyn leaves a voice mail for Dex. She says she’s so sorry for the way they left things. Just please be careful tonight, and whatever time he’s off, please come see her. She just misses him. She loves him.

Brook says, this whole thing is her fault, but Chase says, not entirely. Brook says she betrayed her friends to please Tracy. Now Deception is getting sued and they might go bankrupt. He says, she doesn’t know that. In six months, the case could fall apart, and the judge might dismiss it. Brook says, and if he doesn’t, Maxie, Sasha, and Lucy could lose everything they worked so hard for. And that would all be on her. He says, no, it’s not, but she says she’s the one who set this whole plan in motion. Everything is a mess because of her. And why? Because her hell of a grandmother forced her to do it. She’ll never forgive Tracy for this. He says, honestly, he doesn’t blame her. What Tracy made her do is unforgivable. She says she can’t forgive Tracy, let alone live under the same roof as her. She doesn’t know what she’s going to do. He says, she doesn’t have to go back there, and she asks if he’s suggesting she rent a room on top of Kelly’s. Actually, that’s not such a terrible idea. He says, no. Move in with him. I so smelled that coming.

Olivia says she knows Tracy. There’s something else that’s driving her right now. She’s seen it in Tracy’s eyes ever since she got back. Tracy says, please spare her. Olivia doesn’t know her as well as she thinks she does. Olivia says she knows who does know Tracy – Ned. And if he were here right now, he could get through to her. Tracy says, but he’s not, and they’re stuck with Eddie Maine, the busker. She walks out.

Robert says, Diane could be spinning her wheels for months, trying to find a connection between this judge and the WSB. She says, yeah, but if there is a connection, she will find it. And the payoff could be substantial for Drew. He says, if she does, and she finds a leak, make sure it’s a solid one. (Is that kind of an oxymoron – a solid leak?) She says, to that, good sir, I say, easy peasy, and he laughs. He says he just can’t imagine anyone challenging her in court, and she says, he’s done it. So he knows many have tried, many have failed, and everyone lives to regret it. He says he’ll keep that in mind, and she laughs.

Ava picks up her phone and makes a call.

Lucy tells Martin that she’d sure like to know when and how Tracy started snooping around Deception. How did she get her claws in The Deceptor? He says he doesn’t know how you’d find out something like that, and she asks if he’s sure he didn’t come across any similar products that were in development when she started getting her idea about The Deceptor. Her phone rings, and she looks at it. He asks if she doesn’t want to get that, and she says, Ava Jerome. He says, maybe she should take it, and she answers, saying, this is a surprise. Ava says she hopes she’s not catching Lucy at a bad time, and Lucy says, no. Actually, she’s out with Martin. They’ve been having a very important discussion. What can she do for Ava? Ava asks if Lucy still sells real estate, and Lucy smiles. She says, it depends on the listing, and Ava says she wants to sell Windymere – Spoon Island.

Spencer says, it doesn’t matter, but Alexis says, of course (🍷) it matters. He says, his father abandoned Ace, just like his father abandoned him. He ran away, and he won’t be back.

Austin walks into a house we’re unfamiliar with, and says, he’s back. So how is he feeling tonight? Nikolas says he’s feeling great. Thank you, doc. It’s kind of you to ask. We see Nikolas sitting on the couch, drinking a beer.

Tomorrow, Kristina wants Sonny to be the first to know; Maxie shows the kids their new house; and Carly tells Josslyn that she’s not going to change Dex.

🍺 He’s Feeling Great…

Old, but newer Nikolas is back. I actually liked him best of all the Nikolases, so I’m good.

⚖️ Too Bad She Doesn’t Get Miles…

I’d like to know how she’s pleading not guilty when she blew a .08.

🤸🏾 Full Speed Ahead…

This sounds very cool, and double cool since she’s a founder.

🏯 Project Cutting-Edge…

The challenge this week was avant-garde using architecture as inspiration. To get their design juices flowing, the designers were taken to Summit One Vanderbilt – see below and it will blow your mind. I’ve never been to this place before, and now I’m torn between wanting to check it out and fearing I’ll freak out if I do. The guest judges were Steven Kolb, CEO of the Council of Fashion Designers of America, and celebrity stylist Law Roach, who I’m somewhat familiar with. They were down to the final four, with the final three going on to the finale. None of the designs were my thing, but as usual, I was still impressed, especially since the designers only had 17 hours to complete their creation. The funny thing is, I can’t count the times they’ve been told not to be costumey, but it’s kind of hard to get around that when doing something avant-garde based on architecture. I fully expected Brittany to be out, which would have been ironic since it’s the challenge that sunk her the first time, but it was Rami, whose downfall was basically choosing the wrong damn fabric that caused the dress to look wrinkled. You can check out the blow-by-blow here.

🌟 And Summit One Vanderbilt. You’ve got to see this.

🧗‍♂️ Slow Going In the Apocalypse…

Let’s hope the new season airs before 2030. For all we know, we could be in a real apocalypse by then.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/the-last-of-us-season-2-delay-strike

🧹 Don’t Leave It For the Next Guy…

Another transport from Peacock, but new to me. I enjoy shows like Hoarders, and this one is kind of on the same spectrum. A Swedish Death Cleaning team helps people pare it down before their kids, family, or friends end up having to deal with it. Not all the participants are on the brink of the afterlife. Some have other reasons, and it’s not depressing like you might think. While I’m not crazy about the extra narration that tries to add humor, the team is interesting and the concept is one to live by even if you’re not dying at the moment. While I tend not to care what happens to my stuff after I die, since I won’t be here, I have been the recipient of a house full of someone else’s stuff, and it was quite overwhelming. I definitely see the point. Not to mention there are some good household hints along the way.

https://www.bravotv.com/style-living/all-to-know-about-swedish-death-cleaning-the-show-and-book

🎪 Rocking the Casbah…

Come by for a mixture of soap, tea, quotes, and music tomorrow. Until then, stay safe, stay not hogging the mirror in a public restroom, and stay learning from your regrets and moving on. It’s all you can do.

August 30, 2023 – Gladys Begs Nina For Help, Did He Or Didn’t He, Nasty In Miami, Keep On Strummin’ & Moon

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Tracy says she’s here to make her legal claim to The Deceptor, and Lucy laughs, saying, she actually thinks she has a legal claim to The Deceptor? Maxie says, Lucy created it, so that’s not possible, and Lucy says, she’s trying to steal their product. Why? There’s no motivation. Is this about some ancient feud they had… Wait a second… It can’t be. This is about her relationship with Tracy’s brother? Rest in peace. Tracy says, her relationship? Do not try to gloss it over. She had a cheap and tawdry affair with Alan while he was married to Monica. Lucy says, so this is a sort of morality lesson? Who is Tracy to talk to her about that? Does Tracy realize how many mob bosses and con artists she’s been married to? It goes from A to W, Larry Ashton to Mitch Williams. There’s more too, in between. Maxie says, as much fun as this stroll down Memory Lane has been, can they focus on the here and now, and figure out how to get this bogus case thrown out? The bailiff says, all rise. The honorable Judge Kerr is presiding. The judge comes in.

In the hospital elevator, Sam says she can’t believe she let Cody convince her into helping him with this plan. It’s crazy, right? A clean-shaven Cody says, that’s why he’s counting on it; they’ll think he’s crazy. She says she has to admit his loyalty to Sasha is admirable, but he does know this plan could go sideways in a million different directions. And if they’re drugging Sasha, what if that happens to him too? He says, this is the only way he can see Sasha to help her out. They get out of the elevator.

Dante goes to Ferncliff, and introduces himself at the desk. He says he’d like to ask Sasha Gilmore some questions about her involvement in the stabbing at the MetroCourt pool.

Gladys comes back into Nina’s office and says she lied. She does have a gambling problem; she was truthful about that. And she does have a huge debt because of gambling, but that’s not why she needs the $50,000. She needs it because the doctor who’s treating Sasha at Ferncliff won’t let her out until she pays him. Nina says, what doctor? How is she supposed to believe anything Gladys tells her? Gladys comes in here and tells her that she needs $50,000 to cover her gambling debt, and now Gladys is telling her that money isn’t for her gambling debt. She needs it to get Sasha out of Ferncliff. How is that even possible? What kind of doctor would prevent her from getting out? Gladys says, it’s complicated, and Nina says, of course (🍷) it is. But Gladys had better find a way to simplify it, because there’s no way she’s giving Gladys any money. Who is this doctor? Gladys says, under the heading of small world, he’s one of the people she plays poker with, and Nina says, Gladys’s poker buddy just happens to be her daughter-in-law’s doctor. Gladys says she thought he was a friend, but he’s turned on her and Sasha. He found an opportunity to squeeze money out of them, and he’s holding Sasha until he gets his money.

In the doorway of his office, Selina tells Sonny that his bodyguard said she could come in, and he asks what he can do for her. She says she appreciates him seeing her when they haven’t previously scheduled a meeting, and closes the door. He says he doesn’t see her as someone who drops by just for idle chit-chat. His time is important, her time is important… She says, correct, and he says, so if she came to his office, it must be important. She says, it is. Unfortunately, she has an unwelcome update for him. The poker game that’s been running in the backroom at The Savoy is dead, unless he steps in and saves it.

Jack tells the judge, they’re here today to substantiate the plaintiff’s claim of theft of intellectual property. They have verifiable proof, including blueprints and schematics of the original design in question. Maxie tells Lucy, that is not possible, and Jack says, along with witness testimony that will back his client’s claim. And they have expert witnesses in the cosmetics industry who will testify as to the incredible similarity between the Deception product and his client’s original idea. They contend they have very strong proof to mount a strong case, and are going to be suing for damages. The judge thanks him and asks, what is Elise’s response? Elise says, the defense acknowledges the plaintiff’s allegations, but this so-called verifiable evidence hasn’t been seen by her or her clients. This case is the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit. Clearly the plaintiff has one goal; to coerce a financial settlement to stave off the annoyance of a prolonged, pricey court trial. She moves that this case should be dismissed. Judge Kerr asks Jack and Elise to approach the bench, and asks to see the evidence.

Dante is about to go into Sasha’s room, when Janice asks if she can help him. He says he’s a detective with the PCPD. He’s here to talk to Sasha Gilmore about the stabbing at the MetroCourt pool; follow-up questions. She says, on the good news front, Sasha hasn’t been violent around here. She spends most of her time sleeping. The bad news is, she found someone here at Ferncliff to smuggle in illegal drugs. He says, really? and she says, they don’t know who’s doing it, but they’re putting a stop to it. Sasha really does have the best doctor, but because she’s been using illegal drugs, she’s set back her own recovery. Dante says he’d still like to talk to her if that’s okay, and Janice says, that room right there, if she’s awake. She leaves, and Dante goes inside, closing the door. He tries to wake Sasha, but has no luck.

A doctor says, so Sam has medical power of attorney for Cody, and she says she does. Cody says he certainly wouldn’t have made this appointment if he were calling the shots. He thinks this whole thing’s stupid. Sam says, it’s little outbursts like that. That’s why they’re here. Cody’s been a really close friend of the family for a long time, and he’s just acting out of character lately. He’s very erratic. It’s like he’s putting himself in dangerous situations on purpose. The doctor says, like what? Does she have examples? She says, he walks in traffic, whether there’s a walk sign or not, and the doctor says, a lot of people don’t wait for the proper light to change. Has she ever been to New York City? (Ha-ha! I was thinking that before he said it.) She says she has, but this isn’t about Cody just being an aggressive walker. It’s almost like he’s pushing the boundaries. The other day, she was in his apartment, and it’s on the 7th floor. She turned around for a second, and he was climbing out the window – on the ledge, and it’s a very narrow ledge. The doctor asks if Cody wants to say something for himself. Is he having a difficult time? Cody says he really doesn’t want to be here now, and the doctor says, here in his office or in the hospital in general? Cody says, no. He doesn’t want to be on this planet anymore. What’s the point?

Nina asks, what makes this man think he can extort money from Gladys when she doesn’t have any? and Gladys says, through Sasha. He knows she has access to Sasha’s accounts. He wants her to use Sasha’s money to pay him off. Nina says, why don’t they just go to the head of the hospital? Or they could go to the cops. Gladys says she’s afraid of the impact that would have on Sasha. The cops would think they were getting her out of Ferncliff so Sasha could claim she just had a bad day when she stabbed Cody. Nina says, and they would still charge her with attempted murder, and Gladys says, she wasn’t herself that day. Between the strain of the interview and psycho Cody Bell, it was all too much and Sasha just cracked. Nina says, Sasha was fine. Something else must have been going on.

Sonny tells Selina, since Curtis was shot, he knows Curtis can’t run The Savoy on a day-to-day basis, but he’s got a great staff. They’re going to be able to keep the lights on until he comes back. She says, maybe. If that was what was happening. But instead, Curtis’s father Marshall stepped in, and he doesn’t know anything about running a successful nightclub. The first thing he did was ban the backroom poker game. She was hoping Sonny could have a word with him. Explain the situation. Let him know the poker game is good for The Savoy. Sonny tells her that he’s not going to say anything to Marshall, and neither is she. Marshall’s going through some health issues right now that he knows all too well. His son is paralyzed. So if he wants to shut down the poker game at The Savoy, that’s the end of that story. And Sonny is going to be very unhappy if he gets reports that she’s interfering with Marshall or Curtis.

Selina says, her deepest apologies. It wasn’t her intention to offend Sonny. He says, maybe not, but she did. He’s very protective of Curtis and his dad. She says, what happened to Curtis is tragic. From what she read in The Invader, the police don’t believe he was the intended victim. He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Still, that being said, the future of The Savoy is in doubt, with or without the backroom poker game. Sonny says, maybe, maybe not, but that’s up to Curtis and his family to decide. He’s never asked her about her dealings with Curtis, and he’s not asking her now. What he’s saying is, do not pressure Curtis and his family. Selina says, her? Pressure anyone? That’s really not her style. He says, do not play naïve with me. He knows her better than that.

Gladys tells Nina, all she knows is, Sasha met with the doctor and he told her that she was improving. Then he must have started messing with her head. Nina asks if Gladys is saying this doctor is playing mind games and messing with Sasha’s medication, and Gladys says, she doesn’t know. Probably. Nina says, why? Maybe to slow down her progress and recovery, so Gladys would remain her guardian and could pay him from Sasha’s bank account? Gladys says she believes that was his plan, and Nina asks, what did he do to mess with Sasha’s head? What did this doctor do?

Sam stops at the reception desk with some coffee, checking out the temperature, then turns around and spills it all over Montague and the phone he’s holding. She says she’s so sorry.

The doctor says he asked Cody’s friend to give them some privacy because he wants Cody to feel 100% comfortable. Cody gives an OK sign, and the doctor says, Cody can tell him anything. Plus, he has to ask; is Cody having suicidal thoughts? Cody says he wouldn’t go that far. More like… suicidal impulses. The doctor says he’s not sure he knows the difference, and Cody says he thinks if someone is having suicidal thoughts, they’d be more proactive. Like, they’d go online to research how long do I have to leave my car running in a closed garage before it kills me, or how many pills can I take of whatever drug before it kills me? He laughs, and the doctor says, and he’s not having those thoughts. Cody says, no, and the doctor asks how he defines suicidal impulse. Cody gets up and says, it’s kind of like what Sam said. Like crossing the street when he doesn’t have a walk sign. It’s not like he planned it out. He was just sitting at a street corner, and the sign said don’t walk. All of a sudden, this thought flashed in his brain. It was like, what would happen if you did walk? What are the actual chances of a car hitting you? So he walked in traffic. But he didn’t get hit by a car; he just kept walking. It’s not like he stayed in the intersection just crossing until a car hit him. The doctor says, when he walked against the don’t walk signal, how did it make him feel? and Cody says he guesses a little high from it, the adrenaline rush from beating the system. What’s that old phrase? The bigger the risk, the bigger the reward. It was like that. When you get high, you’ve got to do something bigger to feel it again. It would be nice if that was the only reason he went out the window on his ledge because that was way riskier. The doctor asks how that made him feel, and Cody says, and Cody says, like the closer to death, the higher the high. And sometimes, maybe it would be way better to just go for it. Forgive me, but I have to say it, isn’t Ferncliff for the criminally insane? How would he even apply?

Elise says, whatever evidence Mr. Montgomery is introducing to the judge, she’s had little opportunity to review. Judge Kerr – who looks a lot like a young Gene Simmons – says, this isn’t a trial, just a preliminary hearing for him to consider the merits of this potential case. if it goes to trial, she’ll have plenty of time to examine the plaintiff’s evidence. They go back to their seats, and Tracy and Brook look at one another across the aisle.

Glady says she doesn’t know exactly what the doctor’s doing, and Nina says, they have to get Sasha out of there. Anyone who would use a human being to extort money (as opposed to…?) needs to be stopped. Give her his number. Gladys says she can’t, and Nina says, get this doctor on the phone right now. Gladys digs in her purse for her phone.

Sam dabs at Montague’s phone with a napkin, saying, she’s so sorry, and he laughs. She says she’s usually not this clutzy, and he says, that’s all right, really. He was due for an upgrade on his phone anyway, so she might have actually done him a favor. His phone rings, and Sam says, Gladys. That’s an unusual name.

The doctor tells Cody, as a medical professional, if he thinks someone is suicidal, he’s obligated to take certain actions. Cody says he doesn’t care. He’s not afraid. He’s never been afraid. The doctor asks if Cody can understand why his family friend, Miss McCall, has his power of attorney. She was worried enough about him to schedule this appointment and have him evaluated. Cody says, Sam likes to worry, and the doctor says, perhaps. The more important question is, in this instance, does she have a reason to be worried? Cody says he used to make a living as a stuntman. He’s jumped off horses, he’s jumped out of a speeding car. He’s jumped off of pretty much everything, but his specialty was skydiving, from planes. Sometimes, when he’d be getting ready to jump out of a plane, he’d wonder if he had the guts to jump and not pull his chute. Because then he wouldn’t have to struggle anymore, and he wouldn’t have to think about anything ever again. He wouldn’t have to worry about anything ever again. Everything would just be quiet. Everything would just be over. He bows his head and cries.

Selina says she hears what Sonny is saying. He found her answers lacking, and she wants to make up for it. He says he thinks he made himself clear at this point. She needs to be transparent. He wants to know where she goes for business, who she’s doing business with. If there’s any outside players coming into Port Charles doing business with her, he needs to know that. She says, no one has reached out to her; she promises him that. And if anybody does, he’ll be the first person to know. He laughs and says he’s surprised to hear her say that, and she asks, why is that? He says, because she’s sharp, she’s a smart businesswoman, and usually smart businesswomen have something to fall back on; a deal on the side.

Judge Kerr says, from what he’s seen, there’s enough evidence to justify a trial. Jack and Tracy high-five, and the judge says, they’ll allow a discovery period and the trial may proceed. He set the trial date at six months from today. He bangs the gavel, and the bailiff says, all rise. The judge leaves, and Lucy says, six months. What just happened? Elise says she can’t answer that question until she examines the evidence Jackson submitted. Lucy says, doesn’t she understand? They’ll be ruined. Deception will be ruined. Brook looks guilty, as she should.

Sonny’s phone rings, and Sonny says, send him in. Selina asks if that means their conversation is over, and Sonny says he doesn’t think she has anything else to tell him, so yeah, it’s over. She knows where to find him. Dante walks in and says, hey… Sorry. He didn’t know he was interrupting. He can wait out in the restaurant for Sonny. Sonny says, don’t worry about it. He and Miss Wu were just having a conversation. Now they’re not. Selina says, until next time, and Sonny nods. Selina gets up and says she hopes Dante finds who is responsible for shooting Curtis Ashford. What happened to him is such a tragedy. Dante says, it’s safe to say, everyone at the PD is anxious to crack that one, and she tells him, good luck. She leaves, and Dante closes the door. He says, Gabe told him that Sonny was in a meeting. He didn’t know someone was actually in the room with Sonny, and that it was Selina Wu. He doesn’t suppose Sonny wants to tell him what they were discussing.

Gladys tells Nina, he’s not answering. She’ll call back in a few minutes. Nina says she’s going to call Sonny, but Gladys says, please don’t. What does she have to do to convince Nina? This is the only way. Pay the monster off, and they get their girl back. The last time she saw Sasha, she was in very bad shape. It took Sasha a long time to even recognize her. For a second, she thought Sasha was doing better until Sasha asked if Brando was with her. So please. She knows how much Nina cares about Sasha. Nina has to give her the money. Nina says, this is crazy. This doctor needs to be stopped. She’s going to talk to Sonny. She heads for the door, but Gladys grabs her arm and says, she’ll do no such thing.

Sam says, again, she’s so sorry for spilling her coffee and making Montague miss his call. He says, not a problem, and she hands him his phone. He says, if she doesn’t mind him asking, what brings her to the hospital? She says, a friend of hers is here for a visit, and she thought she’d stay and wait. He says, that’s nice of her, and she says she just wishes she would have brought a deck of cards or something. She gets so bored just waiting around. He says, cards? What’s her game of choice? She says, poker, and he says, she can always play poker on her phone. She says she tried that, but she didn’t like it. She likes the actual feeling of the cards in her hands. He says, so does he. He plays in this regular game; it’s kind of fun. And if you’re a good player, you might actually win some good money. He knows business cards are out of fashion, but he isn’t the kind of guy who likes to put his entire life on his phone. Someone might spill coffee on it. Here’s his card – she takes it out of his hand – it has his cellphone and email. Drop him a line and he’ll get her into that game. She thanks him, and he says, it’s nice meeting her. She says, him too, and he leaves. A nurse asks if Sam isn’t Cody Bell’s health proxy, and Sam says she is. The nurse says, Dr. Brooks is ready to speak to her about her friend. Oh, so now I get a name.

Jack tells Tracy, that went about as well as they could have hoped for. Is she happy? She says she’s practically giddy, and he says, good. They still have a lot of work ahead of them, but they’re off to a great start. Brook stares daggers at Tracy, and Maxie tells her, all they have to do is wait for Elise to go through all of Tracy’s evidence. Hopefully once she’s done that, she can convince the judge the evidence is fake and get the lawsuit dropped. Right? Brook says, yeah. Elise is an excellent attorney, and she’s sure Elise will come up with a plan after she’s seen all the evidence.

Elise tells Lucy, no one is more shocked about this evidence than her. When they walked into court today, they assumed this case had no merit because it was fraud. Once she gets her hands on this so-called evidence, she can make a plan for their next step. Lucy says, what about The Deceptor? Six months is a long time. They can keep selling it, right? Elise says she’s afraid not. Since Judge Kerr believes this lawsuit has merit, they have to freeze all sales on The Deceptor. Lucy says, they can’t do that. If they can’t sell The Deceptor, Deception’s not going to last. They don’t even know what the outcome of this trial is going to be. Her company’s stock is tanking. If they have to adhere to this… They can’t do it. Elise doesn’t understand. She really believes Deception will go bankrupt. Tracy walks over, and Lucy asks if Tracy can let her know what sort of evidence she was able to dummy up to make believable so the judge was fooled. To her this seems like malicious harassment. Tracy says, she’s wrong. There’s nothing malicious about this lawsuit and there’s no harassment. As usual, Lucy is the architect of her own disaster. Lucy asks what that means, and Tracy says, it means Lucy’s uncanny ability to attract scandal like a magnet. Remember Coco Cosmetics? Basically a Ponzi scheme, and now intellectual property theft of The Deceptor. So she’s happy to tell Lucy that this can all be resolved quickly and quietly. Lucy says, meaning? and Tracy says, meaning the lawsuit can all go away; no trial, no nasty publicity. Lucy says, does Tracy want to just tell her? Just say it. What does Tracy want from her? Tracy says, 75% of Deception. Lucy balks, but Tracy says, 25% is better than nothing if Lucy loses the suit, and she leaves.

Jack ducks out, and Brook says she really needs to talk to her grandmother. In the hallway, Jack asks what Tracy is still doing here. He thought she said she had a meeting to get to. Busy on her phone, she says she does. She just wants to send this email first. He says, that better not be her continuing to search for some local attorney to handle it, and she says, not after the bang-up job he did today. No need, friend. He says, good to hear. It’s too bad the judge set the trial date at six months. He was taking a real liking to that pool at the MetroCourt. He tells her, have a wonderful day, and leaves. Brook storms over, stares at Tracy a moment, then keeps going. Tracy says, yep. Knew that was coming.

Elise says, if the judge seemed to think there was enough evidence to go to trial, that means Miss Quartermaine must have plenty of documents on the development of The Deceptor. How would Tracy even be able to get her hands on such proprietary material? Lucy looks at Maxie.

Sonny asks Dante, what part of his business life do they usually talk about? and Dante says, when he was undercover working for Sonny, Sonny told him all kinds of stuff. Now he just talks about coffee importing. Sonny says, Selina wasn’t here talking about coffee, and Dante says, okay. He guesses he won’t ask any more questions about that then. Sonny says, Dante’s always been very smart, and Dante says he has. He’s not here to argue with Sonny or talk about Selina Wu. Sonny asks, what brings him by? and Dante says, Sasha. Sonny asks, what happened? and Dante says, Sonny cares about her, and the news isn’t good.

Janice is taking Sasha’s pulse, when Sasha suddenly grabs her arm. Sasha says, please don’t let Dr. Montague near her, and Jancie asks what she’s talking about. Sasha says, this isn’t her. Doesn’t Janice get it? She’s like this because he’s drugging her. She holds on to Janice’s hands.

Nina removes Gladys’s hand, and says, Sonny considers Sasha to be his family. They need to get him involved. Gladys says, no, running in front of her. If they tell Sonny that her gambling debts are a small reason why Sasha’s in so much trouble, does Nina know what he’ll do to her? At best, he’ll send her packing from Port Charles, and she doesn’t even want to think about the worst things he would do. And plus, Sonny is powerful, but he doesn’t have a magic wand. He can’t snap his fingers and get her out of Ferncliff. She’s there under a doctor’s orders. Nina says, Sonny is a very, very persuasive man. She wants Gladys to stop evading, and she wants Gladys to tell her this doctor’s name. Gladys says she’s not telling Nina that, and Nina says, Gladys is telling her this man is hurting Sasha and Gladys won’t even tell her his name? How does she even know what Gladys is telling her is true? She could be making this entire story up so she can pay her gambling debts. Is her life being threatened because she owes this money? Gladys says she’s not making this up. Sasha is genuinely in trouble. But if she tells Nina the doctor’s name, the first thing Nina is going to do is tell Sonny, and she knows how Sonny operates. First, the doctor will mysteriously disappear. Then Sasha will be at the mercy of whoever’s been helping him. She doesn’t even know who all is involved in this scheme. It could take months for them to get Sasha out of Ferncliff. They might lose her before that. Please. Nina has to believe her. Gladys’s phone rings, and Nina says, you answer that call. Gladys looks at her phone, sees it’s Selina, and tosses the phone back in her bag.

Selina leaves a voicemail for Gladys, and says, Gladys should know by now, it’s never a smart decision to ignore to ignore her calls. Gladys’s account is now past due. She expects payment in full by the end of the day.

Lucy tells Maxie that Elise will read through everything Tracy has presented, but didn’t it seem like the way the judge reacted, they already had all their research, all their development? How could that happen? How? They’ll talk to Spinelli; they’ll find out. Maybe in this crazy world there’s some software so an outsider could spy on their most secret part of The Deceptor. Maxie says, what if it wasn’t an outside job? and Lucy asks what she means. Maxie says, what if it was an inside job? Lucy says, Gladys? She doesn’t have… Maxie says she’s not talking about Gladys, Lucy says, okay, who? and Maxie says, Brook. Doesn’t Lucy remember when she confessed to downloading all of The Deceptor information onto a flashdrive for some social media campaign? Lucy says, she’s right. Brook loaded all of the secrets of The Deceptor onto that drive. They flash back to Brook acting like it was an honest mistake, and Lucy says, she took that flashdrive home with her. Maxie says she knows it has to be Brook, but it doesn’t sound like something she would do. And she trusts Brook with her life. Lucy says she knows. It doesn’t sound like something Brook would do, unless her unscrupulous grandmother was holding something over her head. Elise says, ladies, if you want their mole, look no further. It’s obvious Brook has been working behind the scenes with Tracy.

Dante tells Sonny, seeing Sasha like that was tough. She was completely out of it. Apparently… The nurse said someone was smuggling in illegal drugs for her. Sonny says, that sounds bad; that’s not a good thing. She’s Brando’s widow and he considers her family. Look at everything she’s been through. He knows with his own bi-polar that if you’ve got mental health issues, you could crash at any time. You don’t need a reason. But he talked to Sasha just before she had her breakdown, and she seemed good. So if somebody triggered… He’s going to call… He reaches for his phone, but Dante says, stop. He knows Sonny’s gonna do what he’s gonna do. He understands, but let him do what he’s gotta do. He’ll make some calls and let Sonny know what he finds out.

Gladys says, the quickest, cleanest way to end this is for Nina to give her the money to give to Sasha’s doctor. Once he has the money, he will let Sasha be released from Ferncliff. Isn’t that what matters most? Bringing Sasha home? Nina says, Sonny’s dealing with so much. He shouldn’t have to worry about the disaster Gladys created for Sasha, if any of this is even true. Gladys says, it’s true, and Nina says, all right. She’ll give Gladys the money, but it’s for Sasha’s doctor, that’s all. Does Gladys understand her? And if this doctor doesn’t release Sasha, or she’s harmed in any way, she promises Sonny is going to be all over this, and all over Gladys. Gladys says, it’ll work out. She swears. She can’t thank Nina enough. She promises she’ll repay Nina somehow. Nina says she won’t hold her breath.

Sam goes to the Ferncliff reception desk, and says, here’s the paperwork they need, handing the nurse a clipboard. She really hopes her friend can get the help he needs here. Cody is sitting on a bench, and Sam leans over, talking into his ear. She says she thinks his stay at Ferncliff is going to be really good for him. Listen to what the doctors and nurses have to say, okay? He stares straight ahead, and she lowers her voice, saying, and if his plan goes sideways and hurts Sasha, she’ll kill him. She pats him on the shoulder, and an attendant takes him away.

Janice comes out of Sasha’s room, and Montague, who just happens to be coming down the hall, asks how Sasha is doing this afternoon. She says, not very well, and he asks, what’s happened now? Janice says, she’s showing signs of paranoia, and he says, how so? She says, Sasha told her that the doctor was deliberately drugging her. He thanks her for telling him, and says, sadly, Sasha is continuing to deteriorate. Janice asks if there’s anything they can do to help her, and he says, they will. It’s time for drastic measures. Janice leaves, and after making sure she’s gone, Montague goes into Sasha’s room.

Sasha says, please, leave her alone, but he says he’s afraid that’s not possible. He gets close to her face and says, once someone becomes my patient, I’m there with them until the very end.

Tomorrow, Brook tells Chase that she can’t live with Tracy another minute; Olivia asks if Tracy isn’t the slightest bit sorry for what she did; Robert asks what Diane thinks she can do about it now; and Mason says, it’s all going down tonight.

The Real Housewives of Orange County

In her interview, Fancy Pants Heather says, their house is in escrow, but until the buyer removes the contingences, it’s still not a done deal. Josh and Heather Altman come over, and Josh says, it’s the third highest sale in the history of Orange County. He’s  never seen a house like this. He tells Fancy Pants and Terry that they’ll have to be out in three weeks, and Fancy Pants says, their penthouse is a two-bedroom and the kids are coming home for vacation from college. She wonders if they can’t stay in the house. It’s so big, will the new owners even know they’re here? Josh leaves, but comes back immediately, saying, they signed the contract. In Terry’s interview, he says, $55 million isn’t new money. It’s f*** everybody you’ve ever known money. They crack a bottle of 2012 Dom, and Terry says, it’s life changing. They clink glasses.

Taylor calls everyone, inviting them to her fall festival party to celebrate the change of seasons, as best they can in California. She suggests they try not to stab each other with the carving tools. Emily checks out motorcycles and Gina meets her at the dealership. Emily is taking a motorcycle class, and Gina asks if she can’t do something that can kill you less. In Emily’s interview, she says, Shane thinks she’s insane, and a producer asks if he’ll be riding in the sidecar. She says, he is sidecar sized… Gina says Jenn told her that Shannon claimed if it hadn’t been for her getting Gina an attorney for her DUI, Gina’s kids would have gone to CPS. In Emily’s interview, she says, there would have to be a case and due diligence would have to be done. Gina says, Shannon shouldn’t bring her up, period, and Emily thinks Shannon doesn’t like Gina. Gina says, Shannon brings it to a whole other level, and has zero respect for her. She’s finally doing good, and Shannon is on a mission to tear her down. In Gina’s interview, she says, four years ago, she made a mistake. Shannon was a good friend and helped her so much, and lets no one forget it. And every time Shannon brings it up, it gets worse. The next time, Gina is going to be murderer.

Tamra visits Shannon, and in Shannon’s interview, she says, everyone had a comment about her and John’s relationship. She and John discussed it, and he’s not happy, but they’re good. Here’s a thought. If she loves him sooo much and the show is interfering with their relationship, why doesn’t she not be on the show? Shannon tells Tamra that she’s a communicator and John’s an avoider. They’ve never gone on trip where work wasn’t involved, and part of her wonders if he’s really in it. Tamra asks if Shannon thinks he’s afraid to get married, and Shannon says, absolutely, but they don’t talk about it. Still, it’s none of Fancy Pants, Emily, and Gina’s business. In Tamra’s interview, she says, they’ve been together for three years and there’s been no talk of marriage. It’s a huge red flag.

We watch Jenn and Ryan working out, and it makes me nervous that they’re dogs are running around them when they’re using hand weights. I always make sure my space is cleared of dogs when I work out. I’m already afraid I’ll smack myself in the face with a kettlebell. In Ryan’s interview, he says, their relationship is special. Jenn is a 12 out of 10. He wants to be with her in the long term. She’s more than the whole package. He asks Jenn when they’re getting married, and she asks why they need to be married. He says, because it’s her. he wants to be with her all the time. Jenn says, thinking about marrying him is scary. She hates that somebody came between them. Ryan says, that’s not an accurate statement, since they were on a break and didn’t know if they were getting back together. In Jenn’s interview, she says, there were zero rules or parameters, but still, talking about it puts doubt in her. She tells him that she’s concerned about messing with their kids’ lives, and he says he wouldn’t put them in a spot of failure.

Tamra and Eddie are also working out, at their new gym Shredz. Tamra says, they’re the new kids on the block, and it’s been difficult, but everyone has been nice. She tells Eddie that she had lunch with Emily and Fancy Pants, and they like bullying Shannon. She’s not getting Fancy Pants. She makes fun of the supposed paparazzi posts of Fancy Pants and Terry at Disneyland, saying they look staged and Fancy Pants is overcompensating for the rumors of Terry’s cheating. In Tamra’s interview, she says, Heather tends to overreact, and the photos are 100% staged. She’s not an A-list celebrity.

Fancy Pants meets Shannon for lunch, and says, her goal is for them to get in a better place. Shannon says, their previous conversations were less than successful, and we flash back to those. In Shannon’s interview, she says she has no hope of resolving things, but she wants to hear what Fancy Pants has to say, since she violated Shannon’s vault. In Fancy Pants’ interview, she says, there is no vault. Shannon gives everyone the combination. Shannon says she was hurt. Tamra and Emily said they didn’t bring up Shannon’s relationship; Fancy Pants did. Fancy Pants says, when Tamra returned to the show, she’d asked if Fancy Pants was getting calls from Shannon about the relationship. We flash back to that, and Fancy Pants says, it’s never been her goal to talk about Shannon’s relationship. Shannon says she feels like they’re back on the hamster wheel. She has relationship issues like most people have. In her interview, Fancy Pants says she has no idea what to believe. Shannon gives her information privately, so is she supposed to act like she doesn’t know in public? Shannon says, if Fancy Pants is concerned, talk to her, and Fancy Pants says she was never sh*t talking Shannon or stirring things up. If it came out that way, she apologizes. She dabs at her tears, and in her interview, Shannon says, maybe Fancy Pants should put this lunch in her IMDb. Fancy Pants asks where they go from here, and Shannon says she’s the type of person who needs to step away and process.

While Tamra and Jenn are on the way to Taylor’s Pumpkin Party, Teddi calls Tamra. Teddi had done their podcast solo, and tells Tamra that she said something about the photos of Fancy Pants and Terry; you have call the paparazzi in Orange County for them to come out. Tamra says she happens to be on her way to see Fancy Pants.

The setting is gorgeous; a cornfield/pumpkin patch. Taylor says she’s called in a pumpkin carving expert for the event. First, they’re to choose a pumpkin, and Tamra wonders if they should wait for Shannon, who’s late. Gina says she’s always waiting for Shannon, and she’s not in the mood today. They pick out pumpkins, and Emily asks Jenn what Shannon said about Gina and her kids. Gina asks Tamra the same thing, but Tamra insists she didn’t hear it at the time. Jenn just told her in the car. Emily tells Jenn that it would be on another level to bring in CPS, and in her interview, Fancy Pants says, no one is allowed to talk about John and Shannon’s relationship not being the best, but this is okay. Tamra suggests maybe Jenn is twisting things, but in Gina’s interview, she says, if anyone is going to twist things, it’s not Jenn, but Tamra would 100% twist things. Shannon finally arrives when they’re all seated, and Emily grabs a pumpkin for her. Shannon makes some excuse about having inflammation and no shoes fitting. The pumpkin carving expert tells them to make a hole in the bottom and take the insides out through that. It helps the pumpkin last. I have to remember that for the next Halloween. In Shannon’s interview, she says she’s not a fan of fall. Who wants to celebrate death, morbidity, and graveyards? I raise my hand. She says she also doesn’t like orange and brown. One more way Shannon is out of her mind. Who does like the colors of fall leaves, the crisp autumn air, and Halloween? Pfft. She’s such a killjoy. In Gina’s interview, she says, they pretty much suck at carving pumpkins. She gives them a solid 2. Tamra asks Shannon about what Jenn said, and Shannon asks Jenn what she’s talking about. She would never say that. Is she just in a blackout all the time?

Shannon says, may God strike her dead if she said that, and we flash back to her saying that. A lightning bolt comes out of the sunny sky and strikes her dead. Not really, but that would have been too funny. In Tamra’s interview, she insists she doesn’t remember Shannon saying that, but if she did, she doesn’t want Shannon standing next to her. In Jenn’s interview, she says, Shannon going super sideways about not saying it means she said it. In Fancy Pants’ interview, she says, Jenn just plucked this story out of the air? She doesn’t think so. Emily says she doesn’t feel like Jenn is making it up, and Shannon says, Emily wasn’t there. Emily says she was there, and Jenn says she’s not making this up. Shannon said if she hadn’t gotten Gina an attorney, her kids would have been taken by CPS. Gina says, that’s not true, and ever the pragmatist attorney, Emily says, for a bench warrant, they don’t come to the house and arrest you. In Gina’s interview, she says, to insinuate she was seen as an unfit parent is bullsh*t. In Shannon’s interview, she says she has a lot of anxiety over people talking about her relationship. It keeps her up at night. Again, no one is holding a gun to her head to be on the show. Gina tells Shannon that all she’s ever said is that she respects Shannon’s relationship too much to talk about it. If that’s a reason to sh*t all over her and her family, fine. Shannon says she doesn’t talk about Travis, and Tamra says, she talked about his penis. We flash back to Shannon saying he has a massive weenie, and in her interview, Gina says, it reeks of desperation. The only thing more desperate is Shannon’s Spanx. Gina says she’s upset, but just wants to stop.

They sit down to eat at a table with fabulous sunflower and gourd centerpieces. Tamra tells Fancy Pants that when Teddi did their podcast, she went in hard about the staged paparazzi pics. Fancy Pants asks if they’re accusing her of setting it up, and Tamra says, it is suspicious. There are no paparazzi at Disneyland. In her interview, Fancy Pants says she doesn’t know why Tamra is doing this. Why would she tell Tamra about the sale of the house? Fancy Pants tells the others that she’s having a launch party for her new network, and Shannon suddenly has to jet. When she’s gone, Gina says, she’s so defensive, she’s hard to approach. In Gina’s interview, she tells us, Shannon says sh*t, then wants to pretend she didn’t say it. It’s hurtful, and if she’s not remembering what she says, maybe she should check into rehab. When Shannon gets to the I’m sorry step, she’ll be waiting. They discuss John’s weenie, and decide it must be diamond encrusted, which Gina thinks would be painful.  

Next time, Fancy Pants has a launch party; Jenn wants her mom to meet Ryan so she gets an honest opinion; the news of Fancy Pants’ house sale breaks; and a trip to Mexico.

🍊 Only Paul Knows For Sure…

Even if it was true, I’d ignore it too. Have you seen where they live? Have you seen how they live?

https://www.distractify.com/p/did-terry-dubrow-cheat-on-heather-dubrow

🌴 Behind In the Magic…

While this aired on Peacock a while ago, I’m just catching up now, and since Mama Elsa’s passing, I’ve only watched it peripherally. WTF this Lenny dude? Did he have a psychotic break?

https://people.com/tv/lisa-hochstein-and-lenny-hochstein-relationship-timeline/

🪕 Never Stop Learning…

This guy is the epitome of use it or lose it.

https://people.com/dick-van-dyke-learns-ukulele-in-video-7724734

🌞 Summer’s Last Stand…

Stop in tomorrow for soap and Project talk. Until then, stay safe, stay always replacing the roll of toilet paper when it runs out, and stay not giving out the combination if you want to have a vault.

August 29, 2023 – Jack Returns To Port Charles, Hills News, Ousted From Under the Deck, Free Films, Another Life For Once, Panda Treat & Heart

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

On the phone, Lucy says, just listen to her. She needs them to get over to the courthouse, pronto… She doesn’t care what they’re doing; just drop everything. They don’t understand. Her life is at stake.

Brook and Maxie set down their bags in the courtroom, and Maxie says, Lucy has the best representation for them. Everything’s going to be okay. It’s just a preliminary hearing to see if this case is even going to move forward. Brook says, Maxie seems optimistic, and Maxie says she is. This is a good opportunity to smoke out the mastermind who’s behind this and shut them down for good.

Outside the house, Portia says she can’t tell Curtis how much it means to her having him home, and he says he knows it’s not going to be easy on any of them, but they’ll figure it out. Portia says, they’re all here for him, and he says he knows. Let’s do it. She opens the door, and Trina is there with Marshall. She says, welcome home, dad, running to Curtis and hugging him.

Michael comes into Kelly’s as Carly is serving, and he says, she has a real flair for this. She says she does. It runs in the family. Great Aunt Ruby ran this place for decades. He says he’s glad Bobbie kept it in their family, and she says, her too. She hugs him and says, it’s good to see him. She thanks him for coming by, and he says, of course (🍷). Why did she want to see him? She says she may have come up with a way to get Drew out of Pentenville.

Drew walks into the library, and Cyrus (who basically lives there) asks if he can interest Drew in a little soul cleansing. This book will help lead him to the Lord and all his prayers will be answered if only he asks. Drew thanks him, but says he’s looking for a book on rivers in upstate New York so he can do a little kayaking. Cyrus asks if it doesn’t make him long for a world he can’t be part of, and Drew says, it gives him something to look forward to when he’s out of here. Cyrus says, in the meantime, how fortunate for Drew that he’s under Sonny’s protection.

Sonny lets Brick into his office and asks, how was his flight? Brick says, long; too long. It’s good to see him though. Sonny asks if he wants coffee, and Brick says, anything strong. Sonny says, it’s all he’s got, and asks if Brick has an update. Brick says he does. That spy that was planted in Sonny’s home isn’t going to be a problem for him any longer. Sonny gives him that Sonny smile I love.

Janice asks Sasha how she’s feeling today, and Sasha says she’s so cold. Her head is throbbing and everything hurts. Please do something. Janice gives her another blanket, and says, she really needs to stay hydrated. Can she drink some water? Shivering under the blanket, Sasha says she thinks so, and Janice pours her a glass. Sasha takes a sip, and Janice says she’ll be back to check on her and give her something for that headache. Janice leaves, and Dr. Montague skulks around the corner and heads for Sasha’s room.

At her desk on the phone, Nina says, no, she doesn’t want to drop the two-page Deception ad… Why? Because it’s her magazine and she says it stays. Can they hold for a second? She clicks on the other line and says, she asked them to hold all her calls until she’s finished… Just send her in. She tells the person on hold that she’ll have to call them back, and Gladys walks in. Gladys says she understands congratulations are in order. She’s so happy for Nina and Sonny, and this practically makes them family now. Let her see that rock. Nina says, if Gladys has something to talk to her about, she’s so sorry, but she’s extremely busy right now. If Gladys sees her assistant, she’ll set something up. Gladys shuts the door and says, they have to talk now. It’s a matter of life and death.

Trina says, Curtis looks great, and handsome as always. Isn’t he, mom? He looks really fit. He must be really excited to be home. She tells him, come in, and he says, they’ve moved some things around. Portia says, they opened some things up a bit for him, and Trina says, they should have gotten rid of that coffee table a long time ago. She loves the open space. Wait until he sees what they did to his room. He’s going to love it. Come check it out.

Lucy comes into the courtroom and asks if they’re ready and able to kick this ridiculous lawsuit out on its keister, because if they don’t have The Deceptor to sell, their company is gone. Maxie asks, where’s their lawyer? and Lucy says she let her go. Maxie says, she did what? and Brook asks why she did that. Lucy says, obviously if they lose this lawsuit, they’re not going to have the money to pay her. They can’t afford her. Maxie says, they need her presentation, and Lucy says, don’t worry. She got somebody new, the best. Brook says, she just fired the best. Who did she get? Lucy says, Martin. He agreed to do it pro bono. Maxie says, great. Where is he? Lucy says, at the last minute, he flew the coop. Brook asks what they means, and Lucy says she doesn’t know. At the last minute, he had to do something with Valentin. She has a plan. They just have to stay focused and have hope. Come on, team, let’s stay positive. Maxie says, this is really bad. How are they supposed to halt the case if they don’t have representation?

Carly and Michael sit down, and Carly says she’s having Diane look into Drew’s case to see if the judge was bias. Michael says, bias in what way? and Carly says, that Judge Kim had a reason for going against Drew’s plea deal or that he has a pattern of being harder on white collar crimes. She doesn’t care. She’ll take whatever Diane can find at this point. She’s going to have another judge review the whole case, and hopefully, he can reduce the sentence or commute the whole damn thing. He says, if anyone can do it, it’s Diane. He hopes it works out for Drew’s case. Carly says she hopes so, because Diane is their only chance. He says, no matter what happens, Drew is strong. He can take care of himself. He’ll be okay. She says she knows he’s strong mentally; she’s just worried about him physically. He was already put in solitary confinement because he was in a fight. What if something else happens? Michael says, it won’t. Drew is under Sonny’s protection.

Drew tells Cyrus to stay out of his business, and Cyrus says he’s deeply sorry. Has he spoken amiss? Drew says, let’s skip all this; all the flowery gestures. Just tell him whatever it is Cyrus obviously wants to know. Cyrus says he really does appreciate Drew’s bluntness. Book was reminded on no uncertain terms that Drew is not to be touched. It was made crystal clear to him that Drew is under the protection and watchful eye of Sonny Corinthos. Drew says, and? and Cyrus says, good for him.

Brick tells Sonny that Betty Rutherford is no longer in Port Charles. She flew to Mexico. Sonny says he just assumed Betty’s job of spying on him was done when getting information on the Pikeman deal was finished. Let’s just hope Austin and Mason and whoever they were working for paid her off and told her to stay as far away from Port Charles as she can. Brick asks if he should have her brought back, but Sonny says, no. They’re hoping she’s out of his reach, but little do they know, she’s not. He has people in Mexico. If he needs questions answered, he can find her.

Nina tells Gladys to take a deep breath. What is this life and death matter? Gladys says, as Nina knows, their poor Sasha is still being treated in Ferncliff, and Sasha and Nina are pretty close. She knows how much Nina cares about Sasha, and she knows how close Sasha and Willow are best friends. Nina says, yes, they are. Sasha and Willow have been through a lot together. Gladys says, and Nina has been such a supportive and generous friend to Sasha. Nina says she loves Sasha. However rocky their relationship started out, she’s come to know Sasha as a wonderful and loving young woman. Gladys says she’s glad to hear Nina say that. That’s why she’s coming to her. She needs $50,000 today to cover Sasha’s medical expenses.

Montague goes into Sasha’s room, and closes the door. He takes out a syringe, and says, hello, Sasha. He’s going to give her something to take all her pain away. Sasha says, no, please. She doesn’t want it. Please don’t. No. He injects her.

Nina says, fifty grand? That’s a very large medical bill, and it’s very unusual it’s due so quickly. Gladys says she knows. It’s very upsetting. You’d think an institution like Ferncliff could wait until she’s on her feet before they demanded money. Nina says, Sasha has money. Gladys is her guardian, so she’s sure Gladys can use it at her discretion to pay her medical expenses. Gladys says, under normal circumstances, she could, and Nina asks, what changed? Gladys says, unfortunately, because of the Deception lawsuit, she can’t sell Sasha’s stock. Nina says, it makes sense that her money wouldn’t be accessible right now. She would do anything to help Sasha, but she’s a little curious. Why didn’t Gladys ask Sonny first? He’s her cousin; he’d be happy to help. Gladys says, as Nina probably knows, she and Sonny don’t have the greatest relationship, and money is an uncomfortable subject for them, but Nina says, this money is for Sasha, right? Just tell Sonny what’s going on. Gladys says she just figured they’d start with Nina. As she said, Nina is close to Sasha, and Willow is close to Sasha… Nina says, Gladys isn’t telling her everything. So if Gladys can’t be honest with her – she opens the door – she’s sorry. She can’t help her.

Sonny tells Brick, since Betty quit, he’s been having Mason and Austin followed, just in case they visit their boss. Brick says, any luck so far? and Sonny says, Austin was visiting Pentenville. He doesn’t know who Austin saw, but he had a medical bag, like maybe he was doing community service. Brick says, interesting. He’ll look into it and see what he can find. Sonny says, in the meantime, since they don’t know who Austin and Mason are working for, they need to ask themselves why this person wants information on him and Pikeman.

Michael tells Carly, so Dex visited the inmate who was fighting Drew and had him sent to solitary. Dex reminded him that Drew was under Sonny’s protection. She says, Sonny told her that he sent Dex there to send a message to back off Drew, and Michael asks when Sonny told her. She says, yesterday he came by here. He knew she was going to Pentenville to visit Drew, and he asked her if she saw Dr. Gatlin-Holt while she was there. He asks what she said, and she tells him, the truth; she did. Austin crossed through the visiting area, carrying his doctor bag, but that was it. Sonny asked her to let him know if she remembers anything else. He says, that’s the other reason Dex was at Pentenville, and she says, because of Austin? Michael says, he was following him for Sonny.

Lucy says she has a stomachache; it’s just horrible. She can’t believe they have a system where you can just nab all the hard work they’ve done all this time. Maxie says, Lucy… and Lucy says, it’s a grift. Someone is out to make a big, fat settlement… Maxie says, Lucy… and Lucy says, but they’re not going to be swindled. Deception will not be swindled. It’s just a nuisance lawsuit. They want cash and they’re going to exploit Deception for that and tarnish their reputation. Maxie shouts, Lucy! and Lucy says, what? Maxie asks if they have any idea who’s behind this, but Lucy says, no. That’s why they’re here kind of. Don’t they hate it? She hates this. She hates this. She hates this. Maxie asks if they at least know when the lawsuit was originally filed with the court, and Lucy says, nope. Maxie says, so they’re just completely in the dark, and Lucy says, yep, they are. Until the whole nonsense here is revealed. Then they’re going to have a very good idea who the culprit is and who they’re up against. Jack walks in.

Trina comes back out with Curtis and says, see? There’s a lot of room for Curtis. He thanks them, and says, they all went through a lot of trouble, and he appreciates it. Trina says, his room has the best view of the water, he doesn’t have to deal with the stairs, and did he see that his bathroom is wheelchair accessible? He says he did, and Trina says she picked out towels in his favorite color. He says, Trina and her mom certainly did an incredible job, and Trina says, it’s more her mom than her. Marshall asks if he and Curtis can go out to the patio for a minute. He has some things he wants to discuss in private. Curtis says, sure, and wheels himself out to the patio. He asks Marshall, what’s up? and Marshall says, there’s trouble at the club. Inside, Portia tells Trina that she sees what Trina is trying to do and appreciates it, but she may be making things worse.

Sonny says, Austin and Mason could be working for one of his competitors who heard about Pikeman, and Brick says, the more he deep dives into Pikeman, the more twisted it gets. Sonny asks what he found out, and Brick says, Pikeman’s got contracts all over the globe with many different governments, including the US. But one thing they know for sure, they make a whole lot of money. Sonny would know; they paid him generously. Sonny says, it almost cost him his life if it wasn’t for Dex, and Brick says, maybe someone’s trying to get rid of Sonny so they can get the money for themselves. Sonny says, they’re going to go through a whole lot of trouble to take something he doesn’t want.

Drew says, when he saw Sonny’s guy visiting Book, he assumed he was delivering a message from Sonny, and Cyrus says, and Book received it loud and clear. Drew says he never asked for Sonny’s protection, and Cyrus says, but he accepted it. Drew says he considers Sonny a friend of his. He respects Sonny, but just because he accepted Sonny’s offer of protection doesn’t mean he’s associated with Sonny’s world. Cyrus says, Drew doesn’t want any part of Sonny’s criminal enterprise. He admires Drew’s principles, but does he really believe he had a choice in the matter? Drew is protected whether he accepts it or not, which is ironic. Drew asks, why? and Cyrus says, because by extension, I now have Sonny’s protection too.

Carly says she can’t believe this arrangement is still working. That Dex reports back to Michael about Sonny’s businesses. Michael says, whatever Sonny lets Dex in on, Dex reports back to him, and she asks if Dex told him about Sonny’s interest in Austin. He says, Austin has a cousin named Mason Gatlin, and he and Austin were responsible for Betty Rutherford being hired. She’s the nanny who looked after Avery for a while, and it seems that she was their mole. Carly says she knew something was going on with Betty, and Michael says, so Sonny set her up, in the hopes she’d lead them back to whoever they work for. Dex’s job was to follow Austin, and he did, straight to Pentenville. Carly says, that’s where she saw him, and he says, apparently, Austin went into another room and Dex couldn’t see who he was visiting with. Did she? She says, no. She saw him walk through the visiting area carrying his doctor bag. She just assumed he was going to the infirmary. You know what? Maybe Drew can find out.

Trina tells Portia that she was trying to stay positive for Curtis. All the literature she read said the attitude makes a big difference when adapting. Portia says she knows, and she loves that Trina read the literature… Trina says, but she probably made Curtis feel uncomfortable, and Portia says, she had the best of intentions. Curtis knows that too. She loves her dad, and she was trying to help. But they just can’t push too hard. They have to let him go at his pace. They can’t just pretend nothing’s changed.

Marshall says, Selina circled back to him about buying the club, and Curtis asks what she said. Marhsall says, basically, she told him that they should sell it to her before it goes out of business. She didn’t come right out and threaten them that she’d run them out of business, but that’s the definite implication he got. Curtis says, maybe they should sell it, and Marshall asks if he’s lost his mind.

Lucy says, Jackson Montgomery, and he says, so they meet again. She says, they do. So tell her. What’s he doing here? He says he’s ready for round two with the devious, yet somehow captivating Lucy Coe, and she says, guess what? This time he’s on her turf. He says, that’s absolutely intentional. After all, her and her sister came all the way to Pine Valley to break in his safe. He figured the least he could do was make a trip to Port Charles. She says, spill it. He didn’t come here to have a sweet, little visit. Why is he here? He says he’s here for the Deception case and to make sure his client gets justice. (Hmm… wouldn’t there be a conflict of interest because of Lucy?) She asks, who’s his client? Who is he representing? He says, that would be telling, and sits down.

Curtis tells Marshall, the circumstances that made him open The Savoy and dedicate so much hard work to its success have radically changed. Marshall says, The Savoy is Curtis’s baby. He just needs a little more time to regroup. Curtis says, sometimes the best thing a successful person can do is walk away and cut their losses, but Marshall says, they can work through this. They can make this work. He can run the club until Curtis is ready to come back. They’ll call it a father/son venture. Curtis says he’s not even sure he wants to go back to it, but Marhsall says, he does; come on. Curtis says his dream of opening a nightclub has been realized. Maybe it’s time to move on. Marshall says, ultimately, it’s Curtis’s decision. He’s not going to push him, but he hopes Curtis reconsiders.

Trina tells Portia that she was over-the-top. She feels terrible. Portia says, she did nothing wrong, but Trina says she made Curtis feel uncomfortable. That’s the exact opposite of what she was trying to do. Portia says, but Curtis felt the love, and that’s all that really matters. Trina made him feel very welcome, but she thinks now they need to give him a little bit of room. She’s trying to find a balance too. There are so many adjustments they have to make, but they all love each other and they’re going to get through it together… as a family. She and Trina hug.

Lucy says she needs to tell Jack something. His client is a big, fat liar. Obviously, he or she is just trying to exploit Deception’s success. He says, or perhaps claim what is rightfully theirs. What does she think about that? She says she doesn’t think much of it, and she’ll tell him why. Does he want to know why? He says, oh gosh, yes, and she says, they did not steal The Deceptor. Jack says he hopes that’s the truth; he really does. He guesses time will tell. She says, speaking of time, where’s his client? Maybe they’re a bit afraid to show their scheming face. He says his client will be here. Don’t you worry about that.

Sasha is out cold, and Montague caps the syringe. Janice comes in and says she’s so glad Sasha’s sleeping. She was in a lot of pain earlier, poor thing. Montague says, she’ll get the rest she needs, and Janice says she doesn’t think Sasha is improving. She seems to be getting worse. He says, she was pretty severe when she was admitted. These kinds of recoveries take some time. Jancie says, maybe this isn’t the right kind of facility for her. Maybe she should be transferred to a private hospital where she can get more personalized care.

Gladys says, okay. Nina wants honesty? Nina says, that’s always best, and closes the door. Gladys says she got roped into a little poker game that she thought would just be a bit of fun. But what started off as just a few friendly hands of poker, turned into a losing streak and she dug herself into a hole. Nina says, let her make sure she understands what Gladys is telling her. This $50,000 is not about Sasha or her medical bills. Gladys need the money to pay off her gambling debt? Gladys says, but she’s getting better, and Nina says, at cards? (Ha-ha!) Gladys says she’s getting treatment. She’s going to Gamblers Anonymous. She just needs this one loan to get out of a tight spot… a really tight spot. Nina says, and Gladys came to her because Deception stock was frozen because of the lawsuit. So if the lawsuit wasn’t pending, she intended to use Sasha’s money to pay off her gambling debt?

Sonny says, Pikeman came to him originally because they wanted to use his territory to run their merchandise through Port Charles, and Brick says he remembers. They went to Valentin Cassadine, right? Sonny says, a man he doesn’t trust. But the money was so good for the first shipment, and Brick told him that they’re major players. Brick says, known globally, and Sonny says, that’s why he agreed to do it, and as promised, the money for the deal was incredible. But the money came at a cost, and he’s not sure the risk is worth the reward anymore.

Lawyer Alyse walks in, and Lucy asks what she’s doing here; she fired Alyse. Maxie says she rehired her, and Brook says, good job. Lucy says, actually, it is really good. She doesn’t think Scotty is coming. Maxie says, it’s going to be fine. Alyse is going to get this case thrown right out on its rear, right where it belongs. Right, Alyse? Alyse says she’ll do her best, and walks over to Jack, saying, Jackson Montgomery. He says, Alyse Vance, and they shake hands. She says, so he’s representing the clients suing Deception, and he says he is. She says, this should be a slam-dunk, and he says he thinks so, for him. Oh, she meant for her. He understands she took another shot at being the DA here in Port Charles. It’s got to be tough, falling on her face like that – twice. Alyse says she’s surprised he’s still allowed to practice, after that little incident in Pine Valley. When was that? He says, twenty years ago. She was a child. It’s ancient history. She asks what kind of scheme his client is trying to pull, and he says, no scheme. Maybe Lucy Coe is guilty of theft of intellectual property. Lucy says, yoohoo. She’s right here. She can hear them. The only thing she’s guilty of is making an excellent product consumers just love. Alyse hustles Lucy back over to her side of the courtroom, and Jack’s phone rings. He steps away, and Alyse says she has the updated documents Maxie emailed her. Maxie says she brought the originals, and Alyse says, this should be a piece of cake, if it’s as they say, and someone is just out for a quick and easy payday. Lucy says, that’s exactly what it is, cross her heart. Alyse wonders who would be stupid enough to sue. It’s obvious they have the receipts and the proof that they invented The Deceptor. Tracy walks in.

Marshall tells Curtis that he’d better get over to GH. His band booked a gig playing for some patients. Curtis says he’ll see Marshall later tonight, and Marshall leaves. Curtis flashes back to being a big, mean baby to Portia; telling her to let him go and that he doesn’t want to see her again. Portia comes out on the patio, and he says he apologizes for the way he spoke to her at the hospital. He was wrong and she didn’t deserve that. She thanks him and says she appreciates that. She knows he was going through a lot. Marshall is off to the hospital, and Trina went to see Spencer, and it’s just the two of them. Curtis says, and the wheelchair.

Carly says, with Drew inside Pentenville, he could ask around and see who Austin was visiting, but Michael says he doesn’t think they should get Drew involved. He’s got enough to deal with right now, just trying to survive in that place. Carly says, he’s right. She feels like Drew is already a marked man because he saved Cyrus’s life. Michael says he doesn’t want Drew asking questions, especially if Austin was there to deliver something to his boss. It would put Drew in even more danger.

Drew says he doesn’t want to speak for Sonny, but he thinks it’s pretty safe to assume Sonny wouldn’t lift a finger to protect Cyrus. Cyrus says, but Drew would, and he has. Not only did Drew perform CPR and keep him alive, Drew stepped in to defend him from Book. He had no reason to beyond Christian charity. He’s a noble man. Drew says he just doesn’t like watching an old man get beat up, no matter how much he despises Cyrus, and Cyrus says he has the feeling Drew would do it again, wouldn’t he? Whether Drew despises him or not. Drew says he would, and Cyrus says, and that speaks to the man Drew is. The kind of man he’s trying to be.

Gladys says she would have paid Sasha back, and Nina says she can’t help Gladys. Gladys says she came clean with Nina. She was honest about why she needs money. Nina says, either Gladys finds the courage to come clean with Sonny, tell him exactly what’s going on, and ask him for the money, or she can deal with her debt by herself. Gladys says, please… and Nina says, get out of her office. She has work to do. Go. Gladys walks slowly toward the door, and goes out to the reception area. Her phone rings, and Montague says, they have a little problem. Gladys asks what he did. Is Sasha worse? He says, there’s talk Sasha may need more personalized care and should be transferred to another facility, away from his attentive and gentle care here at Ferncliff. They both know what that means if it happens. She asks what he’s going to do, and he says he’ll have to make sure Sasha is in no condition to talk. So if she wants Sasha out, he wants his money – all of it – in two days.

Curtis tells Portia that he knows it’s pretty dark, but it’s true. He’s not saying he’s going to push her away again, because he won’t. But it’s time they come to the realization of what they can and can’t do. He’s feeling a bit overwhelmed right now, thinking about what he’s losing. She says she can’t even imagine what he’s feeling right now, but she loves him. He says, but he can’t love her back, and she says she knows he does, but he says, that’s not what he’s talking about. He just can’t physically love her back. She says she doesn’t know what kind of woman he thinks he married, but she’s here for him, and she promises him that they’re going to get through this… together. Apparently, no one has ever explained to Curtis, there’s more than one way to skin a cat and/or he’s never seen Coming Home.

Brook asks what Tracy is doing here, and Maxie says, it’s so nice of her to come and support Brook. And all of them for that matter. It’s been a really challenging time at Deception, and to be honest, it will look good to the judge to see someone like her in their corner. Lucy says she actually agrees with Maxie, and thanks Tracy. It’s really nice of her. She’s glad Tracy could put all those decades of nit-picking and bad blood behind them and lend aid in this horribly difficult time. Tracy says, actually, she’s just here to protect her legal claim to The Deceptor. There isn’t enough time to point out how many ways Tracy wouldn’t have a leg to stand on IRL, or that’s not how any of this works.

Carly says, the last thing she wants to do is drag Drew into a feud between Sonny and whoever, and Mr. Obvious Michael says, especially since Drew’s locked in Pentenville. She says, whoever the person is behind Austin and Mason must be a serious threat. Sonny was willing to let Avery be near Betty just to find out who it is. Michael says, Dex is on it and so is he. Dex is watching everything and reporting back to him. If Sonny needs help, he’ll make sure Sonny gets it.

Sonny says, he told Pikeman, he’s not going to move another shipment until they give him proof of who was responsible for the ambush at the warehouse and the shooting at the pool, and Brick says, be careful. Pikeman’s a heavy hitter. They obviously want to be in business with Sonny; there’s no doubt about that. But if Sonny chooses to cut them off, Pikeman could choose to go in a different direction and remove him from the equation. Find somebody, dare he say, that’s easy to do business with. It’s not like it hasn’t happened before. Sonny tells him, that’s what Valentin said, and Brick says, maybe Austin and Mason’s boss is trying to create just that kind of scenario; create discord between Sonny and Pikeman to remove Sonny from the situation, and let the competitor step in. Sonny says, first, they have to find out who his real enemy is.

Drew says, just because he couldn’t stand by and watch Cyrus get beaten to a pulp or watch him die, that doesn’t mean he likes Cyrus. Cyrus says, but he likes Drew. He knows Drew to be that rarest of things, a man of honor. And Drew will find that he, too, is honorable. He pays his debts. (What is he? A Lannister?) He owes Drew his life. He won’t forget it.

Gladys comes back into Nina’s office and says she lied. She does have a gambling problem; she was truthful about that. And she does have huge debts because of gambling, but that’s not why she needs the $50,000. She needs it because the doctor who’s treating Sasha at Ferncliff won’t let Sasha out until she pays him.

Tomorrow, Tracy says, this can all be resolved quickly and quietly; Cody tells Sam, this is the only way he can get in to see Sasha; Sasha begs Janice not to let Dr. Montague near her; and Dante says, the news isn’t good.

💎 Diamond Skinny…

The when and where on the Beverly Hills tribe.

https://www.dexerto.com/reality-tv/rhobh-everything-you-need-to-know-about-season-13-2268858/

🦘 Another Goodbye…

Am I the only one who doesn’t think Culver is hot? He has too many teeth for his mouth.

Their crew keeps getting smaller.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1384113/below-deck-down-under-loses-another-crewmember-after-heartbreaking-firing

📺 At No Cost To You…

I don’t know if these are the best, but there’s some good ones in here. Fast Times at Ridgemont High never gets old and Promising Young Woman is amazing.

https://ew.com/movies/best-movies-on-freevee/

👸🏻 Twice Upon a Time…

I loved this show. That ain’t your mama’s Captain Hook.

https://ew.com/tv/once-upon-a-time-hits-hulu-this-friday/

🐼 Birthday Bear…

And he eats the cake as we all would if there were no witnesses.

https://people.com/smithsonian-national-zoo-panda-treated-to-special-26th-birthday-celebration-7963525

🪠 Dirty Deeds Done At Cost…

Join me tomorrow for soap and throwing stones at the OC. Until then, stay safe (especially those in Idalia’s path), stay enjoying the last vestiges of summer, and stay remembering that attitude makes a big difference when adapting.

August 24, 2023 – Curtis (Hopefully) Learns a Lesson, Second Shift, Peacocks On the Runway & Strange

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Sonny walks into Kelly’s and goes to the counter where there are some orders waiting. He tries to steal a French fry, and Carly says, hey! He can’t do that. He puts it back (yuk!) and says, she’s no fun. She says she’s tons of fun, but if he wants French fries, he’s got to order them. He says, no, he wants information, and she says, about what? He says, her visit to Pentenville.

In her office, Portia looks at her wedding photo, when there’s a knock at the door. Ava says she comes bearing gifts, and brings in some take-out iced coffees. She says she hopes she’s not interrupting, but Portia says, anyone with caffeine and sugar is definitely not interrupting. She thanks Ava, taking a coffee, and asks, what brings her by? Ava says she was at the gallery earlier and saw Trina, and Portia says, it must be a good distraction for her. She’s so grateful Trina has an outlet. Ava says she’s so glad to have Trina back. Trina gave her an update on Curtis. That’s the reason she came by. She knows Portia has an awful lot to deal with and wants to know if there’s anything she can do.

Curtis pulls himself along the parallel bars, *PT guy Brent encouraging him. Curtis makes it to the end of the bars, and Brent helps him into his wheelchair. Curtis says he feels like he climbed Mt. Everest, and Brent says, maybe not, but he made incredible progress. He should be proud of himself. Curtis says he’ll be proud of himself when he gets out of here on his feet and goes home. Jordan stands in the doorway, and even though he’s still breathing heavily, Curtis says, let’s go again, but Brent says he thinks they should take a break. Curtis says, no way, and grabs the closest bar. Brent helps him back up.

🤷🏽‍♀️*Troy was Curtis’s PT guy, but for whatever reason, now it’s Brent. Or maybe there’s two PT guys. I can’t find any info on Brent at all.

Spencer tells Trina that he’s still going to be living with Esme and Ace at his grandmother’s place when she gets back. He honestly hasn’t given it much thought. She says, what kind of answer is that? and he says he doesn’t mean to be flippant about it, but there’s been a lot going on. He’s still trying to keep his brother safe from Esme, while he’s trying to be supportive of Trina. She says she gets that, and he says he never realized how much work taking care of a baby is. It’s a lot, so it’s been difficult for him to think about practical big picture things like where he’s going to be living as Ace gets older. She says she’s sorry. She shouldn’t have brought it up. He tells her not to apologize, and says she has every right to ask the question. He just wishes he could give her a simple, straightforward answer. She says, that’s the problem. There is no simple or straightforward answer.

At the Deception office, Lucy says, this is a disaster, and asks Maxie to just tell her how this could have happened. Maxie says, Lucy needs to calm down. She doesn’t have all the facts yet. Lucy says, they have enough to know Deception is under direct attack. Someone wants to bring them down with malicious intent. She refuses to let that happen. Gladys walks in and says, they have to talk. Maxie and Lucy both say, not now, but Gladys says, yes, now. She needs to sell Sasha’s Deception stock and she can’t. What the hell is going on?

Dante kisses Sam, and she says she’s not complaining, but what was that for? He says, just because. He was wondering, would she be down with doing him a favor? She says, he doesn’t have to kiss her to get a favor, and she says she knows that. He wasn’t kissing her to get a favor. They’re two separate things. He kisses her again, and asks if she’d mind checking on Cody at the Quartermaine’s. She says, sure, but Cody is his friend. Why doesn’t Dante check on him? Dante says, because he thinks if he checks on Cody, Cody is going to act crazier than he already is.

Cody shares a carrot with one of the horses and says, sorry, he just can’t do it. He can’t leave Sasha sitting there if she’s in trouble. He wouldn’t leave the horse with dangerous people. Not that he’s comparing Sasha to a horse, or the horse to Sasha. Although when he thinks about it, they do have some similarities. They’re both gorgeous. They’re both kind, sweet, and make people happy. Mac asks if Cody is in there, and Cody asks, what the hell do you want?

Dante says, remember when he told Sam that Gladys slapped Cody with a restraining order and he went nuts, threatening her in front of him and Mac? She says, yeah, but she wouldn’t blame anyone for having a problem with Gladys, and she doesn’t think Cody would ever hurt a woman. He says, exactly. When Cody was acting like he was going to kill Gladys, it was an act. She asks if Dante called him on it, and he says, yeah. He took Cody into the interrogation room, and he’s chucking around papers and kicking over chairs. He finally got Cody to admit that he just couldn’t get into Ferncliff to see Sasha. He’s trying to act crazy so he can get himself committed.

Brook comes into the office and asks, what’s the emergency? Maxie says, they need to prep a statement for social media pronto, and Gladys says, it can wait. She’s the one with the emergency. Maxie tells her, zip it, but Gladys says, not until they tell her what’s going on with Sasha’s stock. Why can’t she sell it? Lucy says, because Sasha is a co-owner of Deception. None of them can sell their stock because of the lawsuit. Brook asks what she’s talking about, and Maxie says, intellectual property theft. Someone’s claiming they stole the design for The Deceptor.

Mac says he was just seeing how Cody is doing, and Cody asks how Mac thinks he’s doing. He’s got two cops on his tail. Dante won’t stop texting him, and Mac’s here. They both keep waiting for him to commit a crime. Maybe he already did. Maybe he hit Gelhorn Jewelers and hid another bracelet around here. Go ahead and search. Or better yet, why doesn’t Mac go ahead and take him in. He holds out his wrists and says, arrest me, officer, making a weird face.

Portia says, it’s sweet of Ava to offer, and there is something Ava can do for her. Ava says, name it, and Portia says, Ava can tell her how Trina is really doing. Portia knows they have a special connection and she doesn’t want to pry, but she’d absolutely love Ava’s opinion. How’s Trina handling everything? Ava says she thinks under the circumstances, Trina’s doing remarkably well. But she has Spencer, and Ava knows he’s very supportive. He’s clearly helping her through this. Portia says, is he really? and Ava says, it’s hard to believe, is it? Portia says she knows Trina has feelings for Spencer, but it’s so much more complicated now with Esme and Ace coming as a package deal. And she’s worried it’s going to be too much for Trina to handle. Ava says, Spencer’s good for Trina; he makes her so happy. She lit up when he came into the gallery. Portia says, but where Spencer goes, trouble follows, and it’s the same with the whole family. Ava says, Portia doesn’t have to tell her about the Cassadine family, and they laugh. She thinks Portia should give Spencer a chance, for Trina’s sake.

Spencer tells Trina, one thing he wants to make certain of is that his little brother feels secure. He doesn’t want Ace to feel abandoned the way he did by his father. She says, but he’s not Ace’s father, and Spencer says he understands that. But while his father is God knows where, it’s kind of up to him to fill that void. He’s going to make sure his brother feels safe; he’s going to make sure his brother feels secure; and he’s going to make sure his brother feels loved, because he never had those things. He was the kid stuck all alone in a big house by himself. Sure, he had staff there to take care of him, but that’s no way to raise a child. His father was never there. Other kids had parents who tucked them into bed every night. He had Chandler. Trina asks, who’s that? and he says, Chandler was his chauffeur. Can she imagine that? He was eight years old, and his best friend in the world was the guy who was driving him around town in a limousine. They would pull up outside his school, and he would see the other kids getting out of minivans and their mothers kissing them on the cheek, and he wished with every fiber of his being that was him. All he ever really wanted was to be part of a real family. Trina says, that’s so sad, and he says, then his father pretended to be dead for three years. Who does that to their kid? His father abandoned him, and now he abandon’s Spencer’s little brother. She says she’s really sorry, and he says he just wishes he knew where his father was. A big part of him wants to believe he was forced out of Port Charles. Maybe that makes it easier to accept. She says, maybe he was. Spencer knows what Victor was capable of. Maybe he did something to Spencer’s dad. Spencer says, no. His father left them, but she says, he doesn’t know that. Why does Spencer always assume the worst of him? Spencer says, because it’s all his father has ever shown him.

Carly asks why Sonny wants to know about Pentenville, and he says, she was there to visit Drew. She says, how does he… Dex told him. He says, yep, and she says, okay. What does he want to know? He says, if she saw Gatlin-Holt, and if he was there with anyone.

Curtis introduces Jordan and Brent, and Brent asks if Jordan is Curtis’s sister. Curtis says, she’s his ex-wife, and Jordan says, it’s a pleasure to meet him. He says, same here, and they shake hands. She says she didn’t mean to interrupt, but Brent says he’s glad she did. He’s been trying to get this guy here to take a break. Jordan says, Brent must be good at his job. Curtis is making great progress. Brent says, Curtis makes him look good. It’s all about how hard their patients are willing to work. Curtis is incredibly motivated. Curtis does some bicep curls, and Brent says, Curtis may not be ready for a break, but he is. It’s nice to meet her. He leaves, and Jordan says, Curtis has really come along way with his physical therapy. He says, she came all the way down here to check on his progress? and she says, actually, no. She has some news. Someone burned down Anna’s house.

Portia says, if Spencer wasn’t making Trina happy, she’d step in, but she hates to admit Ava is right. For some reason, Trina is able to look past all the baggage that comes with Spencer. So the only thing she can really do is be there if Trina needs her. Ava says, Portia has enough to deal with. When is Curtis coming home? Portia says, it’s not really a when; it’s more of an if. At this point, she just doesn’t really know where they stand. Ava says she’s so sorry. She hopes she didn’t overstep. Portia says, no. Of course (🍷) she wants Curtis to come home as soon as he possibly can. She’s just not sure what Curtis really wants. Ava says, so she doesn’t know how much longer he’ll be in rehab? and Portia says, no. He’s dedicated to his physical therapy, but it’s about more than just his body healing. The last couple of times she visited him, it’s been tense, and he’s completely shut her out. She just feels like she’s walking on eggshells around him. If she compliments his progress, he sees that as pity. If she talks about anything else, it’s as if she’s avoiding the topic. Ava says she’s sorry. It must be very difficult. Portia says, it is. So she just tries to focus on the practical things in life, like getting the house ready. She’s just praying that Curtis comes home.

Trina says she doesn’t buy it, and Spencer says, excuse me? Trina says, about his dad. Spencer loves him. He knows there’s something good in there somewhere. She remembers hearing a few happy stories, like when he was scared to get on a horse for the first time. His dad put Spencer on his lap and said, there’s nothing to be scared of. And he stayed with Spencer on the horse for hours until the felt comfortable. He asks how she does that? Finds a way to talk him off of the ledge? She says, or a tree, and he says, she’s right. He does love his father, and what if something bad did happen to him?

Carly tells Sonny that she did see Gatlin-Holt. She doesn’t know who he was visiting. Why should Sonny care? Sonny says he doesn’t trust that guy and neither should she. He’s nothing but trouble. She says, that makes sense, and he asks what she means. She says, he’s seeing Ava. She’s a magnet for trouble.

Dante says he doesn’t know if he played it all entirely right with Cody, and Sam asks what he means. He says he shouldn’t have let Cody know that he knew what Cody was doing. He just denied it and said Dante was crazy, and either lock him up or cut him loose. She says, so he let Cody go, and he says he thinks putting Cody in prison was a worse idea. She asks what Mac’s take was on it, and he says, surprisingly, Mac said he knew where Cody was coming from. He guesses Mac had a similar situation with Cody’s mother Dominique, when she was in a mental facility and he broke in to get her out. Sam laughs and says, that still doesn’t make it a good plan. He says, Cody rarely has good plans. His concern is, this guy’s going to get himself in there, and he’s not going to be able to get out.

Cody says, Mac’s had it in for him from the beginning, so why don’t they just get it over with, and drag him down to the station. Mac says he’s concerned Cody thinks that way. It’s not true. He doesn’t think the worst of him. He knows Cody has a good heart. It just really threw him when he heard she was Dominique’s son. Cody says, why? He never really knew her. Mac says he wishes Cody had. She was a very special person. She was kind and warm and gentle. He always thought she was too trusting. Cody says, she sounds like Sasha, and Mac says, they have more in common than Cody realizes. Dominique was also sent to a mental hospital.

Sonny says he doesn’t care who Ava’s seeing, as long as it doesn’t affect Avery. He just wants to know if Carly picked up on anything when she saw Gatlin-Holt. She says she just saw him walk through the visiting area. He didn’t even stop to visit anyone. She just assumed he was taking care of a patient in the prison. He asks why she’d say that, and she says, because he had his doctor bag with him. She just assumed he was going to the infirmary.

Ava says she wishes she could offer Portia some words of wisdom, but unfortunately, she doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to healthy relationships. Portia says, and she’s not one to throw stones. To say she and Curtis were going through a rough patch before the shooting would be an understatement. He was just so hurt when she didn’t tell him that he might be Trina’s father. She doesn’t blame him. It almost destroyed their relationship. They were actually making baby steps toward healing when he was shot. But even if they hadn’t faced all those hurdles, even if they’d been blissfully happy since the wedding, she still thinks Curtis would have reacted the same way in this situation. Ava says, so Portia doesn’t think his hostility is about what happened before his injury? and Portia says, no. She thinks this is about Curtis and how vulnerable he feels. Ava knows Curtis, and knows he’s very proud. It’s as if he doesn’t want her to see him that way. He doesn’t want her to see him in a wheelchair. Ava says she imagines Curtis doesn’t want to be seen as weak or helpless, and Portia says, but he isn’t helpless. Even if he has to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair, that’s not going to make her love him any less. And she’s told him that. She’s made it clear to him that she’s in this with him. She’s in it for the long haul, no matter what life throws at them. Ava says, but he’s still keeping his distance? and Portia says, yes, and it makes him pull away from her even more.

Curtis says, Jordan told him, someone burned down Anna’s house, so she must have proof it’s arson, and Jordan says, this is what they know so far. Anna went for a late-night run sometime after 10:30. She thinks she was gone about 45 minutes. When she got home and saw the flames, she called the fire department, but by the time they arrived, the whole place was engulfed. He says, so the arsonist was watching and waiting for her to leave, and at that late hour, they could have hid under the cover of darkness. No one would have even noticed. She says, exactly, and clearly they just wanted to send a message. Unlike the shooting at the MetroCourt pool, they didn’t want to kill Anna. Curtis says, they’d have to prove it’s intent to kill. The bullet that hit him was a ricochet. She asks, what’s his theory? and he says, maybe the shooter wasn’t intending to hit their target. Like the fire, maybe they were just trying to send a message. She says, and he was collateral damage.

Trina says, they don’t know something bad happened to Spencer’s father. They just have to hope his grandmother and Doc come back with answers. Spencer says, right. He walks over to one of the paintings and says, let’s get to work. He’ll help her hang these paintings for the art show. She asks if he knows how much there is to do before they get to that stage. She has to check in every painting, log in all the artist’s information, and make the tombstones. He says, the tombstones, and she says, that’s the little label that goes next to the artwork describing the piece. (I learned a new thing today! I’m surprised he didn’t know that though.) She tells him that he’s got a lot to learn. So let’s get busy. His phone dings, and he says, she wants to know if he’s coming home for dinner. Trina says, she. Esme.

Brook says she doesn’t understand, and Maxie says, they’ve been served. It’s a lawsuit filed for huge damages, and if that wasn’t bad enough, their Deception stocks are frozen. Gladys says, frozen? and Lucy says, frozen. Let it go. Maxie says, the lawsuit claims the design for The Deceptor was stolen, and Lucy says, which it was not. It was 100% her idea – with a little inspiration from Marty of course (🍷) – but it was all hers. Brook asks, who filed the lawsuit? but Maxie says, they don’t know. The plaintiff is just listed as an LLC. Gladys says she doesn’t even know what those letters mean, and Maxie says, it means they don’t know who’s suing them. Gladys asks how they’re going to get the ban on selling stock lifted, and Maxie says, Gladys doesn’t seem to understand what’s going on here. They can’t sell their stocks. It’s a court order. Gladys says, then unorder it. They have to do something. She needs the damn money.

Mac says he was in love with Dominique, and he knows she would have adored Cody. The crazy thing is, he understands Cody’s impulse to want to rescue Sasha. He tried to do the same thing with Dominique, so he gets where Cody is coming from. Cody says, then why doesn’t Mac just back off and leave him alone? and Mac says, because he can’t. For a short time, he thought Cody was his son. It was a feeling he’s never had before… until it wasn’t. He has to look out for Cody. It’s what Dominique would have wanted. He’s here to help Cody, so please let him. In some really bad timing, Sam runs in.

Ava says she’s so sorry, and Portia says she just doesn’t know what else she can do. She’s trying to convince Curtis that her love for him has nothing to do with whether he can walk or not. Of course (🍷) she’s praying he gets out of that wheelchair, but if he doesn’t, it doesn’t change her love for him. Ava says, it may seem like Curtis is trying to keep his distance from her, but that’s probably just a defense mechanism. He knows he needs Portia’s support; he just doesn’t want the guilt that comes along with it. Portia asks what he has to feel guilty about. She’s the one who hurt him. Ava says she doesn’t want to play armchair psychologist here, but maybe he thinks Portia would be giving up her life to take care of him. Portia says, but she wouldn’t be giving anything up. It would be challenging to adjust to a new reality, but she just feels like that’s what marriage is about; in sickness or in health. Ava says, she’s not the one Portia needs to convince. Portia needs to go to Curtis and tell him this. Tell him how she feels. Portia says she’s tried. He’s not listening to her. Ava says, then make him listen. Tell him again. And again and again, until he hears her. Because Curtis may not be able to admit it right now, but he needs her. Ava picks up her bag and leaves, giving Portia a nod as she goes out the door.

On the phone, Dante asks if there are any updates on the fire at Anna Devane’s house… Great. Can they send him that file?… There’s a knock at the door, and he says, great. Thanks. He opens the door, and Valentin comes in. Dante says, Charlotte should be down any second, and Valentin thanks Dante for letting Charlotte stay here while Laura is out of town. Dante says, of course (🍷). She’s family, right? Rocco’s really enjoyed hanging out with her again. Valentin says, good. He figured it would be safer for her to be here than with him, and given what happened, he guesses he was right. Dante says he’s sorry about Anna’s house burning down. Where is he going to live now?

Cody says, great. Another one here to hassle him. Did Dante send Sam to do his dirty work? To hell with the both of them. He goes in the back, and Sam says, that went well. Mac says he’s worried about Cody. He’s just so combative; he won’t listen to reason. Sam says she knows. Dante told her about Cody’s meltdown at the PCPD. Mac says, he totally lost control. He was paranoid and hostile. He’s doing his best to calm Cody down, but he just won’t listen to reason. Hopefully, being at the Quartermaines will help him. The horses will be a good distraction. She says she hopes so, and he says he has to head out, but keep him in the loop. If Cody needs anything, let him know. Sam says, of course (🍷), and Mac leaves. Cody comes out and says, she got rid of the cop. Great. Now it’s her turn… She says, stop. Drop the act. She’s not going anywhere until he tells her what the hell is going on.

Sonny thanks Carly for the information and asks, how was her visit with Drew? She pours them coffee and says, he’s hanging in there. He’s much better now that he’s out of solitary confinement. She thanks him, and he asks why Drew was there in the first place. She sighs and says, he was defending an inmate, and Sonny says, sounds like Drew. She says, except it was Cyrus Renault, and he asks why Drew would want to protect that guy. She says she doesn’t know. She doesn’t understand it herself, but that’s why they’ve got to get him out of there. She’s afraid the other inmates are going to want to retaliate. He says, she doesn’t have to worry about Book, and she says, who’s Book? He says, Book’s a punk and he’s not going to bother Drew again. She says, that’s why Dex was there.

Trina says, so Esme wants Spencer to come home for dinner, and he says he’d much rather stay here with her. She says she gets it. There’s a ton of things she has to do for this exhibit, so go home and have dinner with Ace. He says, Ace’s dinner consists of a bottle. It’s not really much of a… Okay. He thanks her for understanding and says, she’s probably right. Portia runs in with a take-out bag, and says, surprise!

Sam says, Mac thinks that Cody is actually having a nervous breakdown, and Cody says, maybe he is, but she says, no. The timing is way too convenient. He can drop the act. Tell her the real story. He says, Sam… but she says, first he tried to go and see Sasha, and that failed. Then suddenly out of the blue, he wants to put himself in a straitjacket. He can’t con a con. She knows a play when she sees one. He says, then help him pull it off.

Brook asks why Gladys needs to sell Sasha’s stock, and Gladys says, it’s just that her medical bills are piling up. Brook says, doesn’t she have insurance? and Gladys says, of course (🍷), but the deductible is huge. The only way she can pay for it is to sell her stock. Maxie says, it’s not going to happen, and Gladys asks if she can’t get the lawsuit thrown out. Lucy says, obviously their lawyer is working on that, and Gladys just needs to calm down. Gladys says, they need to work faster because she can’t wait. Maxie says, she’s going to have to. Their hands are tied. It’s up to the court now. The plaintiff submitted their design process, along with them submitting theirs. Lucy says, how in the world did they get their hands on Deception’s designs? Which actually shouldn’t matter, should it? They weren’t stolen, it was all right up here; she points to her head. But now, their best-selling product is on ice, their stocks are tanking, and this is an absolute nightmare which gummies probably won’t fix. She walks out.

Valentin tells Dante that they’re still figuring things out, but in the meantime, as far as Charlotte is concerned, she’s happy here. He doesn’t see any reason to uproot her, if that’s okay with Dante. Dante says, it’s fine. They love having her. How’s Anna doing? Valentin says, it’s an emotional time. It wasn’t just her home. She lost all her possessions, the things that meant something to her, and of course (🍷) that happened after her past was exposed. Dante says, she’s been through a lot. It’s weird timing. The fire is kind of suspect when you think about it. Whoever did it must have been surveilling the house. Anna wasn’t there. Valentin wasn’t there. He heard Valentin was at ELQ that night? Valentin says he had a minor emergency that he had to take care of, and Dante says he’s sorry. What kind of emergency would be at ELQ at that time of night? Charlotte runs down the stairs and hugs Valentin. He says, mon petite, and she says she had a great day at camp. He says he can’t wait to hear all about it.

Curtis does deltoid exercises, and Brent says he hopes Curtis doesn’t mind if he points out his ex-wife is one hell of an attractive lady. Curtis asks why he’d be offended; Jordan’s a beautiful woman. Brent asks if she’s a beautiful woman who happens to be single, but Curtis says he doesn’t keep tabs on his ex-wife. Brent says he hopes she comes to visit again, and Curtis says, for Brent or for him? Brent laughs and says he’s just looking out for his patients. It makes him happy when they have visitors. And should the opportunity present itself again, perhaps he can get to know Jordan a little better. Curtis says, she’s a great lady, very complicated, and Brent says he can deal with complicated. His phone dings, and he says he needs to check in with his supervisor. A woman brings in another patient, a man who is missing both legs, has prosthetics, and walks with canes. Brent says he’ll get him started as soon as he gets back, and the man says, no rush. Brent leaves, and the man gets on the parallel bars. He walks between them, as Curtis watches, and he says, what? Is his form lacking? Curtis says, not at all. He was just wondering if he’ll ever get that far.

Spencer says he was just helping Trina get set up for her art show, and Portia says she sees. How’s Ace? Spencer says, he’s fine, and Portia says, good. Those parenting classes with Esme must really be helping. He says, they’re helping a lot, and tells Trina that he’ll let her get back to work. Enjoy her dinner. He leaves, and Portia says, sorry. She didn’t mean to intrude. She just wanted to bring Trina dinner to celebrate her first week back at the gallery. Trina says, that’s okay. She’s glad Portia’s here. She probably needed the distraction with everything she and Curtis are going through.

Cody tells Sam, guilty as charged. But he has to get into Ferncliff. It’s the only way he can help Sasha. She says, that means having himself committed, and he says, exactly. She says, he must be really crazy if he thinks that plan will work. Has he never seen One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest? Once you get in, it’s really hard to get out. He says, then help him, and she says, help him fake crazy? He says, no. Help him get committed. She laughs and says, yeah. No way.

Charlotte says she told Valentin about the CIT program, right? I think of Meatballs, and he says, the Counselor-In-Training program, yeah. She says, a bunch of her friends are doing it too, and he says, that’s great. She must be excited to see them after so much time away. She says, you know what’s weird? In some ways, her friends are so different, but in others, they’re exactly the same. He asks if she still enjoys being with them, and she says she does, but it’s hard at the end of the day when they’re being picked up by their moms. He says, she misses her mom, and she says, Dante took her to see her mom last week. She keeps hoping her mom’s going to wake up, but she never changes. He tells her, go grab her backpack. He’s hungry. They’re going to eat by the pool at the MetroCourt. She goes upstairs, and Valentin tells Dante that he really appreciates everything he’s doing for Charlotte. But if he’s going to take her to see Lulu, let him know, because it’s very upsetting to her. Dante says, it is upsetting to her, but Lulu’s her mother, and Charlotte asked him to take her. He’s going to do that every time without asking Valentin’s permission. Charlotte comes back and says she’s ready for a cheeseburger. Valentin says, let’s go, and Dante tells them to have a good time.

The other patient continues his walking, and Curtis says, his determination is impressive. He’s sitting there wondering how long it will take him to get to the man’s level. Then he thinks he’ll probably never get there. The man says, if Curtis starts comparing himself to other disabled people in terms of what he can and can’t do, he’ll drive himself crazy. Everyone’s situation is different. You have to learn which limits you can push past, and which ones you have to accept. Curtis says, that’s easier said than done. He’s still trying to wrap his brain around… He looks down at his legs and says, you know. The man says, did he have a different life than he expected? Sure. But it’s still his life, so despite the limitations, he’s going to live it to the best of his ability, and Curtis should too.

Portia tells Trina, everybody is really pulling together for Curtis. Stella is going to stay in town, and poor N’neka, she’s overwhelmed at The Savoy, so Marshall is going to help out and look for a manager to help out until Curtis gets on his… until Curtis is feeling better. Trina asks if Portia visited him today, and Portia says she tried. Trina says, visiting hours were over? Portia says, no. She drove there, but she didn’t make it out of the parking lot. She just sat there in the car for twenty minutes looking at the building. But she couldn’t do it; she couldn’t go in. She wanted to see him so badly, but every time she visits, he pushes her away, and she just couldn’t go through that again. Trina says, maybe right now, Curtis just needs space. Just let him go through his physical therapy, and he’ll come around. Portia says she’s not so sure about that, and she feels so utterly selfish. Curtis is in a wheelchair, and she’s upset because he’s pushing her away? She wants to be there for him so bad, but he doesn’t want her. She can barely hold back the tears, and says she doesn’t know what to do, and Trina says, there are no easy answers, and they hug.

Carly asks, how is Dex? and Sonny wonders why she would ask that. She says, because he’s dating her daughter, and she doesn’t want Josslyn dragged into some dangerous situation. He says, Dex is smart. Dex knows how important Josslyn is to him. He cares about her; he’s not going to let anything happen to her. Carly says, let’s hope so, and Sonny says he’s got to run. If she finds out anything else as far as Austin visiting Pentenville, let him know because Austin gets under his skin and he’s going to find out why.

Tomorrow, Brook says she could kill someone with her bare hands; Sam asks if Cody is willing to take that risk; and Tracy says she loves to win.

🩺 In Case You Were Wondering…

Apparently, Gregory’s doctor gets around. I never did see Night Shift, but I don’t think it was on very long.

🦚 Project Men…

Just five designers were left, and tonight’s challenge was flamboyant menswear, bringing back peacocking. Colman Domingo (I love him!) was the guest judge, and Elaine said, nobody peacocks better. Since the menswear challenge caused Brittany to spiral and be shown the door in her season, she was on edge, but Colman said her look was reminiscent of Victorian and 70s disco and she ended up in the top three. So did Bishme, who had the look I liked best. He explained that his character was going to a wild, wild west movie premiere, which probably described it best. Nina called Rami’s design (which was also in the top three) a draping delight. It was a different take on the tux, silky with one sleeve, a combination of masculine and feminine vibes, and something Nina had never seen before, which was saying a lot. It wasn’t my favorite, but I’m not a fan of the one-sleeve thing. In the bottom two were Prajje, who created a busy, artsy suit… or something; and Laurence, who had a Gladiator meets Outlander look. She’d had some kind of sheer shirt involved, but decided to ditch it, and I’ll bet she second guessed herself a million times after scoring low. Brandon said, Prajje’s design felt like a nutcracker waiting to get into a gay bar, and Laurence’s design looked like a confused businessman who moonlights at an S&M bar. Hey, I have no idea what’s in his mind either, but that’s what he said. I sense a theme there, but it’s not quite coherent. Prajje was out, and Rami was the big winner, although Brittany probably got the most kudos from Colman, who said he’d fight other actors to wear her design on the red carpet. Prajje took it like the champ he is, and said he felt like he’d already won.

Next time, an avant-garde design taking inspiration from architecture.

For the full scoop, go here. They have hands down the best recap.

🌃 Those Summer Nights…

Come on down tomorrow for soap, tea, words to contemplate, and music to soothe your soul. Until then, stay safe, stay always leaving them wanting more, and stay learning which limits you can push past, and which ones you have to accept. Everyone’s situation is different.

August 23, 2023 – And the Mystery Boss Is, Shannon Blows Things Out Of Proportion & Good

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Anna goes to Pozzulo’s and Sonny asks how she’s holding up. She apologizes for just wearing jeans, and says she had to get some clothes. He says, she could wear a burlap sack, and she’d still look great. She thanks him, and he asks if she’s hungry, because he’s been cooking in the kitchen. She asks what he’s making, and he says, a very special lunch.

Sasha rocks back and forth on her bed, when Janice comes in and asks if she’s up for a visitor. Sasha says, no, no, no, and Gladys comes in and asks, what’s wrong with her? Janice tells her, Dr. Montague said she’s going through withdrawal, and Gladys says, from what? Drugs? That doesn’t make any sense. Hasn’t she gone through withdrawal already? Janice says, unfortunately, Dr. Montague said she’s been using in Ferncliff. She must have found someone to bring her drugs. Gladys says, who? How? She’s not allowed any visitors. She’s the only one who gets to see Sasha. Janice says, the medical staff gets to see her, and so does the custodial staff. Gladys would be surprised what an addict will do in order to get what they want.

Selina sees Marshall sipping a drink at a table near the pool, and says, so nice to see him again. They’re blessed with a beautiful day. Is he here for a swim? He says he’s waiting on his sister-in-law, and Selina says, since she hasn’t arrived yet, this is a great opportunity for them to revisit her offer to purchase The Savoy.

Deanna hugs Stella and says, it’s so great having her back working here. Stella says, as long as her family needs her – and Lord, do they ever – she’s sticking around Port Charles. She might as well keep busy and earn some extra money while she’s at it.

Ava arrives at the gallery, which has loads of bird paintings on the walls (this figures in later), and goes through the stuff on her desk. She hears something and picks up a three-hole hole puncher (which is pretty hefty). She stands by the door waiting, when Trina comes in. Ava says, Trina scared her, and Trina says she’s so sorry. What is Ava doing here? How’s Avery? Is she okay? Ava asks, what’s wrong with Avery?

Carly wonders what Austin is doing at Pentenville, and Drew says, he has his doctor bag with him. Maybe he’s seeing a patient or doing some kind of community service or something. She says she never liked that guy. He manipulated Chase into spying on the Quartermaines. Drew says he remembers that, and she says she can’t figure out what his deal is. (That’s okay. Neither can the rest of us.) There’s something about him that she doesn’t trust.

The guard tells Austin, there’s his patient, and Cyrus gets up. He says, Dr. Gatlin-Holt, it’s so nice to see you again, and it’s good to know someone still makes house calls. Austin says, how about if they just get this over with?

Trina tells Ava that Josslyn said Avery was sick; she has a cold. She thinks the new nanny told Josslyn that. Joss is not a fan of hers. Ava says she thinks they might have made a mistake letting Pilar go. She did make a mistake, that’s true, but Avery likes her so much and was so comfortable with her. Just because someone has a spotless reputation as a nanny doesn’t mean that person is the right person to take care of your child. Trina asks if she’s talking about Pilar or Betty, and Ava says she thinks she and Sonny should give Pilar another chance. But enough about that. How is Trina? How’s her summer? How’s Spencer? Trina says she wouldn’t know. Ava would have to ask Esme.

Carly tells Drew that she’s sure Austin has a very good reason for being at Pentenville, and she’s not wasting any more time speculating about it. He says he likes the sound of that, and she says she wants to focus on him. He told her that he saved Cyrus’s life, and that means every inmate in here thinks Drew is his ally. A guard brings Dex in and seats him at a table, and Carly asks if it doesn’t put Drew in even more danger. He says, that’s the way life works in prison. You can’t stay neutral. Like it or not, everybody in here – everybody – is allied with somebody else. Book walks in, and Carly says, Drew didn’t answer her question. Does that mean Cyrus’s enemies will now be targeting him? Book sits down with Dex.

Austin listens to Cyrus’s heart and says, he’s a lucky man. Cyrus says, yes, he knows. The good Lord chose to keep him on this earth a while longer so he can continue doing His work. Austin says, no. Cyrus is a lucky man because he had a heart attack in front of a trained Navy SEAL who knew enough to keep him alive until the medical professionals could arrive. He was lucky Drew Cain was there to intervene. Otherwise, he wouldn’t be alive. Cyrus says he’s thankful God chose to put Drew in his path that day. That whole experience was enlightening in so many ways. Austin says he’s sure. And if that helps Cyrus sleep at night, he’s happy for him. Austin is a fan of science, and this is medicine. He holds up a pill bottle and says, this is for Cyrus’s heart. It’ll unclog his arteries. He’s to take it once a day with baby aspirin. Cyrus says, really, doc, that’s it? No lollipop?

Anna says, this is so delicious. Who taught Sonny to cook? He says he taught himself. Cooking relaxes him. Anna says she rarely cooks. She’s learned to like it a bit more, but she can’t remember the last time she spent a significant amount of time in her kitchen. He says he’s sorry her house burned down, and she says she thinks it’s hitting her harder than she thought it would. He says, it’s her home; she’s going to be hurt. She says she hasn’t been there that long. The stuff inside, it’s just things, like furniture and clothes. She has to remind herself that no one was hurt. Like, what if Robin and the kids had been visiting or Charlotte was home? That’s the stuff she keeps running around in her head. He says, the important thing is nobody was hurt, that’s true, but it’s her home. She picked out the furniture, her clothes… She felt safe, and someone deliberately destroyed that. They wanted to take what she valued and leave her with nothing. She says, yeah. Whoever is out there trying to ruin her life, they’re doing a pretty good job.

Stella sits next to a young woman and introduces herself. She says she was told the woman’s mother was brought in with a lung issue and was put on a ventilator. She knows that must be very scary for her. Felicia walks in and watches from a distance. Stella asks if there’s anyone she can call to be with the woman; dad, grandparents, a sibling? The woman says, it’s just her and her mom. Her mom can’t talk and she doesn’t know what the doctors are saying to her. Stella says, that’s where she comes in. Her job is to help the woman understand all the medical jargon so she knows exactly what’s going on with her mom. Okay? The woman nods, and Stella asks her name. She says, Joanie, and Stella says, good name. She’s got a friend back home named Joanie. And her mother’s name? Deanna tells Felicia, she’s pretty amazing, isn’t she? and Felicia says, she knows exactly what to say. Deanna says, they see it here all the time. Stella is hands down the best patient advocate they have. If anything ever happened to her, she’d want Stella in her corner.

Selina sits down, and Marshall says he didn’t ask her to join him. She says she finds it so much more civilized to discuss business in comfort, but he says, they have no business to discuss. He thought he told her, The Savoy’s not for sale. She says, yes, but that conversation happened in front of his son, who has suffered a devastating injury. She can understand Marshall not wanting to discuss taking anything else away from him, but they’re alone now. It’s time for him to face reality. Either sell the club to her, or simply put, The Savoy will go under.

Gladys asks if Sasha knows who she is, and Sasha says, Gladys. She doesn’t understand. Why is this happening? Gladys asks, why is what happening? and Sasha says, everything hurts. Is Brando coming? Gladys says, we lost Brando. He’s not coming. Sasha says, no, no, no. She needs him. She needs Brando. Everything hurts. Dr. Montague comes in, and Gladys asks what he’s done to her daughter-in-law.

Sonny asks if there are any leads on who burned down Anna’s house, and she says she was with Dante this morning at the PCPD, but nothing. He says he’s asked around, but he hasn’t heard anything. He’s trying to figure out if the shooting at the pool was meant for her or him, but if she was the target, does she think there’s a connection between the fire and the shooting? She says she doesn’t know. She’s not sure what’s more upsetting; the thought that there’s an individual out there laser focused on ruining her life, or that there are multiple people out there after them. He says he’d still like to offer her protection, and she thanks him. She says, Dante offered her that this morning too, but she’ll tell Sonny what she told him. Thank you, but no. He says, Dante’s a cop. It makes sense for him to guard her, but if she doesn’t want the cops to track her… He’s just a friend who’s worried about her safety.

Book asks what Dex wants, and Dex says he works for Sonny Corinthos. He sent him with a message for Book. Book asks, what’s that?

Carly says, Drew shouldn’t have to take on Cyrus’s enemies. She can only imagine that’s one helluva list. He says he can’t undo what’s already happened. Like it or not, he set something in motion when he stepped in to help Cyrus. There’s no way to stop it. She says, that’s where he’s wrong, and he asks, why? What is she thinking? She says she’s thinking they can avoid all this by focusing on getting him out of here.

Cyrus takes the top off the bottle and says he’s glad it’s not a childproof cap. Austin says, again, lucky you, and Cyrus looks on the underside of the cap, seeing the flashdrive, and says, ah. God certainly works in mysterious ways. He puts the cap back on, and Austin says, all right. He’s done everything Cyrus has asked him to do, and it’s Cyrus’s turn to repay the favor. Do unto others, right? That’s the basics for his newfound faith, right? Because he’s done. He’s done cleaning up Cyrus’s messes, he’s done cleaning up Mason’s messes, he’s done risking the integrity of General Hospital, and putting innocent people at risk. He’s done. He’s more than paid off his debt. He wants out. Cyrus says, does he now?

Ava says, it can’t be easy watching Spencer and Esme play house with Spencer’s little brother, and Trina says, yeah. She doesn’t blame Spencer. If she had a little brother whose mother was Esme, she wouldn’t take her eyes off him. Ava says she understands Spencer’s impulse; he’s worried about Ace. Spencer approaches the gallery entrance, and Trina says she gets that. Family is too important to take for granted. She sees that with her mom and everything that’s going on with Curtis… She means, her dad. So she doesn’t blame Spencer for standing by his little brother; that’s what family does.

Stella says she has some answers for Joanie. She spoke with Dr. Burns, and he said he put her mother on a ventilator because her lung collapsed, and he also thinks there might be possible infection. So he’s ordered some other tests to figure out why her lung collapsed in the first place  and what could be causing the potential infection. And he may need to put a stent in her lung to help her breathe better. It’s a serious situation, but it is far from being fatal, and Dr. Burns expects her mom to make a full recovery. Joanie starts to cry, and says, really? She hugs Stella and thanks her. Felicia watches and smiles.

Gladys says she wants Sasha out of this place today, but Montague says, take a look at her daughter-in-law. She’s in no shape to be released; she’s a mess. Gladys says, because of him. He put her in this nuthouse and he can get her out. He says, so she can go straight to prison? She says, all of this is too much and she wants it to stop, and he says, anything she wants… after she pays him for all his trouble. He’d say fifty thousand will do the trick.

Spencer comes into the gallery and says, this new showing is amazing. He always said Ava’s gallery is for the birds. (BA-DUM-CHH!) Trina says, funny, hugging him, and he asks if it’s somebody he’s familiar with, but Ava says, no. It’s a very talented up and comer she happens to have great faith in. Trina can tell him all about it. She’s going to go take care of what she and Trina discussed earlier. She leaves, and Spencer asks Trina to tell him about this new showing. It sounds very cool, very exciting. She says, he hasn’t seen her in forever, and he really wants to talk about the new art exhibit when they have much better things to do? He says, like what? and she says, like this, kissing him.

A nurse comes out and says, Joanie’s mom is asking for her. Stella says she told Joanie that her mom is going to be okay, and Joanie thanks her for everything. They hug, and Stella says she’s so welcome. Now go see her mom, and if she needs anything after, Stella will be right here. Joanie leaves with the nurse, and Felicia approaches Stella. She says, they’ve never met before, but she’s Felicia Scorpio. Stella asks what she can help Felicia with, and Felicia says she was observing Stella with that young girl. The way Stella comforted her was really remarkable. Stella thanks her, but says she was just doing her job. Felicia says, which is what exactly? and Stella says, a social worker. Here at GH, she’s a patient advocate. She helps patients and families of patients navigate their way through the healthcare system. It can be very daunting for the average person. Felicia says, it must be very rewarding to help people, and Stella says, it’s a very rewarding job, but you also have to remember, not every patient gets better. There are some rough days too.

Marshall says, if his son doesn’t sell her the club, Selina is going to run The Savoy out of business? but Selina says she’s sorry. Allow her to clarify. She’s just stating the truth. Curtis isn’t capable physically of running The Savoy right now and Marshall isn’t qualified to run the hippest club in town. (Ouch.) He doesn’t have the connections, or know the ins and outs to keep it going. He says he’ll tell her what he does know. He knows she’s running an illegal poker game in the back room, and in his first act as manager, her poker game is done. Her being welcomed at the club anymore is done. And whatever she’s got on Curtis and whatever arrangement she has with Curtis is done. She ain’t got nothing on him. She says, he’s lived long enough to know how life works. Everyone has something that can be used against them. It’s just a matter of her finding out what his is.

Personal note. Selina would have nothin’ on me either. I’ve always been an open book just in case I get famous, so the tabloids would have nothing on me. Whatever it is, I’ve already outed myself.  

Gladys says, fifty thousand dollars? She doesn’t have that kind of money. Montague says, but Sasha does, and Gladys is in charge of her finances. So she does have that kind of money. She says, it’s not like it’s liquid. It’s not like it’s sitting in some account somewhere. She has to sell stock, and she’s already in debt to Selina Wu. (Didn’t he pay that off for her? Isn’t that how we got here in the first place?) He says, then if he were her, he’d find a way to figure it out, because Sasha isn’t leaving Ferncliff until he gets paid.

Anna says she really appreciates Sonny’s friendship. It’s nice. It feels… well, it comes with amazing food. He laughs, and she says, now that she’s not in law enforcement, it’s a lot less complicated too. He says, so she agrees to have his guys watch her, but she says, no. She doesn’t want his people following her, because she treasures her privacy… and her autonomy. He says he could still have his guys follow her, and she tells him, think about that for a second. How does that work? If she has strangers trailing her, she’s not going to know if they’re his guys following her or the bad guys, so he can see how that would be confusing. He says, all right. He won’t pressure her. He just wants her to know he’s here, he’s available, and he has a lot of resources if she needs them. She says she knows he means it. She also knows he has challenges of his own. He says he can handle that, and asks if she wants more parmesan. She says, that remedies everything, and he sprinkles some on her pasta.

Dex tells Book, Mr. Corinthos wants Drew Cain to be left alone. Don’t mess with him. Don’t approach him. Nothing.

Drew tells Carly that he pled guilty. He accepted the verdict. There’s no way to get out of that. Carly says she disagrees. The sentence the judge imposed on him was unfair and wrong, and it wasn’t what he agreed to with the DA. (Talk to Roman Polanski about that one.) There has to be a way to appeal it, get it overturned, and get him the hell out of here.

Cyrus says, Austin wants out. Just like that. Austin says, just like that. He’s hopeful Cyrus is going to be open to the idea because they go way back, don’t they? When he was a kid, when Cyrus showed up at the house, it was like Christmas morning. It’s the only time in his childhood that he can remember his mom stopped crying. It was great. For her, it was like it was her birthday or something, every single time. And it was so good for him, a relief. For those little chunks of time, he didn’t have to be her perfect little man. And he’s so grateful. He really is. He thanks Cyrus, and thanks him for paying for his education. He thanks Cyrus for checking on him all of those years. He’s grateful, but that’s enough. It’s enough. Because now it’s just all the downside. Little by little, Cyrus roped him into this world he doesn’t belong in. Whatever gratitude that was between them, Cyrus manipulated it. Any love that might have been between them, Cyrus twisted it. He’s exploited Austin’s skills as a doctor and used him. Cyrus has coerced him and forced him to do things he didn’t even think a person could ever do. He didn’t know he was capable of that. He looked Ava Jerome right in the eyes and lied to her, a beautiful woman. He told her that her husband was dead. Who does that? He’s done. Ava deserves to know the truth. She deserves to know Nikolas is alive and he’s the reason. He saved Nikolas’s life.

Spencer tells Trina that he doesn’t want Ace to suffer the same fate he did. He knows that’s far from ideal with him living at his grandmother’s house with Esme and Ace, while she’s off looking for his father. His hope is that his living situation improves once his grandmother and Doc get back. He knows his family situation is really complicated. He wishes it was something simple like Trina has. She says, had. With Curtis being shot and paralyzed, her life is far from being ideal. Spencer asks how he’s doing, and she says, it’s hard seeing him like that. And her mom too, because she wants to help him so badly. He keeps shutting her mom out, and the worst part is, there’s nothing she can do to make it better. She just feels like… He pulls her close and holds her.

Carly says, Drew’s sentence was harsh and arbitrary, and there has to be a judge out there who will at least review it. Diane is the perfect person to find that judge and plead Drew’s case. Drew says he hates being in here; he hates it. He hates being away from her and Scout, but he has to do the time. She says, no he doesn’t, if there’s a chance they can get him to overturn… He says, just hoping for an early release is its own form of torture.

Book tells Dex that he wasn’t going after Drew. He was going after Cyrus and Drew got in the middle. Otherwise, he would have left Drew alone. Dex says, Mr. Corinthos doesn’t want any explanations or excuses. He wants full compliance. So even if Drew spends all day every day with Cyrus Renault, that’s his business. Book doesn’t go anywhere near him.

Austin tells Cyrus, this thing he did with Nikolas is the last thing he does. Where are they at now? Cyrus smiles, and Austin says, that’s it? He’s got nothing to say? Cyrus says, go in peace, and sits down. Austin gets his bag and asks what Cyrus is planning to do with the information he just gave to him. Cyrus says he’ll do what he should have been doing all along. God’s work. Austin gives him a puzzled look, and leaves. Cyrus looks at the bottle and smiles.

Gladys runs into Selina at the pool, and says she was hoping to find Selina here. Selina says, that must mean Gladys has her next payment, and Gladys says, about that. There’s a little problem getting the money together. Some kind of hold was put on Sasha’s Deception, but don’t worry. She’ll do everything she can to clear it up quick. Selina says she’s not here to listen to Gladys’s problems. She wants her money.

Jordan and Anna sit at a poolside table, and Jordan says she’s worried about Anna. It’s unfortunate she can’t head up the investigation into the fire, since she accepted this new role as Deputy Mayor, but she needs Anna to know, she’s monitoring Anna’s case. Anna thanks her, and says she appreciates what everyone is doing, but it’s strange there aren’t any leads. She finds that quite interesting. Jordan asks if she thinks the arson could be connected to the shooting here that injured Curtis.

Stella tells Marshall that she’s so sorry to keep him waiting, but he says, no need to apologize. What she’s doing at GH is important. She says she couldn’t agree with him more, and she thinks she might have recruited someone new to join her department.

Spencer tells Trina that he wouldn’t count Curtis out just yet. It’s really hard for him to imagine someone as active and vital as Curtis facing life in a wheelchair. Does she remember what kind of badass he was in Greenland? He was amazing. Spencer thinks she really needs to trust that Curtis will figure this out. And as soon as he gets his thoughts together, Curtis is going to do the right thing by her mom. She says she just wishes she could do something, but he says, she can’t put that on herself. He thinks ultimately, she needs to remember that this is something between her mom Curtis, and even though he views her as Superwoman, this is one battle her mom is going to need to fight on her own. And what’s more, her mom is one hell of a doctor. She’s not going to let Curtis get anything but the very best care he could possibly have, no matter what he says. The most important thing Trina can do, is stand by her parents. Because that’s what family does.

At Pozullo’s, Ava says she did just what Sonny asked her to do. She went to Austin and asked if Betty found any information on Sonny and Pikeman. Sonny asks what he said, and Ava tells him that Austin assured her they have everything they need. And that as soon as the information is given to their boss, they’ll get Nikolas’s body back, and this will all be over. He asks if she thinks Austin believes that. Does she think Mason and the mystery boss are just going to hand Nikolas’s body over to them, and lose whatever leverage they have?

Dex says, Book wants to stay on Mr. Corinthos’s good side. Not only is he going to avoid any trouble with Drew, he’s going to help Drew out if he gets into trouble with anyone else. Book says, got it. But for the record, Drew is pretty good at taking care of himself.

Carly says, this is Drew’s life, and she’s going to fight for him. If there’s the slightest chance they can get him out of here, they’re going to take it.

Montague tells Sasha that he does have sympathy for her. She’s so confused. She looks around and says, wait. Gladys was just here… Wasn’t she? He says, yes, she was, and Sasha asks if she’s still here. He says, no, she had to go, and Sasha asks, where’d she go? He says, Gladys went to save her, and for Sasha’s sake, she’d better hope Gladys comes through.

Gladys says, please. She’s good for the money. Selina knows that. Selina says, does she really? and Gladys says, in the past, she’s always made her payments on time. This is just a little problem with the Deception stock. Selina tells her that she already said that, and Gladys says, so Selina gets it. She just needs a little more time. Selina says, time is what Gladys doesn’t have, because she’s shutting down the poker game. Gladys says, what? Why? Selina says she doesn’t have to explain anything to Gladys. But when she closes down the poker game, she’ll also be closing down the books on it. No more extensions. No more credit. Payment in full.

Anna tells Jordan that she doesn’t have any evidence to back up her theory, but her instinct tells her the shooting here isn’t related to the arson at all. Jordan says she really wishes they had something on the shooting; any lead, even a small one. Curtis is really going through it at the rehab facility. Even though they’re fairly certain Curtis wasn’t the intended target, it would sure help him to know who was responsible for leaving him paralyzed and unable to walk.

Stella tells Marshall, someone saw her in action today at GH, and she asked Stella about her job, particularly the patient advocacy part. And she got a chance to tell her how wonderful the job could be and how it really gives you a sense of giving back to the community. Marshall asks if she really thinks she’s getting a new colleague, and Stella says, she certainly seemed receptive to the idea. He says he’s not surprised with Stella promoting it. Nothing gets in the way of her – nudge, nudge – getting her point across. She says, he can poke fun of her all he wants, but he’s not going to spoil her good mood. She believes she changed somebody’s life today. He raises his glass to her.

Felicia sits on a bench at the hospital. She smiles at Deanna, then begins to fill out a Patient Advocate Program form.

Spencer asks if that’s a smile he sees. Did he just succeed in cheering up Trina Robinson? Trina says, more like, he stopped the pity party. Because how is she going to help anyone if she’s feeling sorry for herself? So she’s going to take a deep breath – they take one together – and she’s going to promise to be there for her mom and Curtis, whatever they need from her. He says, that sounds more like the fearless person he knows she is, and she thanks him for reminding her that family is all that matters. Speaking of family, how is his little family with Esme? He laughs, and asks what she means. She says, when Laura and Doc get back, are they all going to still live together?

Ava tells Sonny, honestly, she doesn’t know from one day to the next if Austin is being sincere with her or if he’s manipulating her. The night that Nikolas died though, she would have sworn he wanted to help her. Sonny says, at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter what Austin believes. It’s Nikolas’s body that’s the ultimate leverage over her. They’re not going to get it back unless they find out who Austin and Mason are working for. She says, right. So let’s say his plan works, and the phony information Brick planted on the computer for Betty to find does lead Sonny to their boss. Then what? He slams his hand on the table and says he’ll deal with them.

Carly says, Diane is the best for Drew’s case. It’s her area of expertise. He says, okay. Let Diane explore their options. Carly says, Diane is going to get him out of here, but he tells her not to get her hopes up. The odds are, he’s going to have to serve the full three years. She says she doesn’t believe that, and whatever happens, she’s with him.

Dex tells Book that he’ll be back for another visit soon. He’s going to be monitoring Book closely to make sure he’s following Mr. Corinthos’s orders. Carly sees Austin leaving, and so does Dex. She and Dex lock eyes.

Tomorrow, Brook asks, what’s the emergency; Lucy tells Maxie, someone is out to bring them down with malicious intent; Cody tells Mac to take him in; and Sonny asks about Carly’s visit to Pentenville.

The Real Housewives of Orange County

Shannon tells John that she felt ambushed and Emily betrayed her. John says, they need to STFU, and tells her to be careful who she trusts. As usual, Shannon blows things out of proportion. I think everyone should just ignore her relationship. Emily is going to an event for the California Innocence Project, but plans on getting back for Shannon’s taco fiesta or whatever. I’m with Emily when she says there are a lot of flaws in the legal system. In many of these cases, it’s so obvious they’re innocent. Fancy Pants tells Gina that her day was a clusterf***. She doesn’t think she’s making Shannon’s taco thing, and Gina says she doesn’t think Shannon wants her (Gina) there. In Gina’s interview, she says she’s joining Emily rather than having tacos thrown at her and being screamed at. Fancy Pants meets with Shannon and says she’s sorry Shannon is upset. She doesn’t like people saying she’s spreading info about Shannon’s relationship. She’s never initiated a conversation about it ever and isn’t spreading anything. As usual, Shannon blows everything out of proportion. In Shannon’s interview, she says she wants to think people have good intentions, but they don’t. Fancy Pants says Shannon doesn’t seem to remember who she tells what, and in Gina’s interview, she says, Shannon drinks the truth serum and it brings out the truth. In Emily’s interview, she suggests Shannon get a breathalyzer for her phone. Shannon whines that John wants privacy, and Fancy Pants suggests she not talk so much to so many people. In her interview, Fancy Pants says that Shannon has told several of them that John likes the limelight. As usual… you know the rest. Shannon abruptly ends her conversation with Fancy Pants and walks away.

There was a bunch of family stuff and fostering kittens with Jenn. Her son Dominic is adopted and came to them at 11 months, and in Jenn’s interview, she says, even though she worries about all her kids, she’s more protective of Dominic. She talks to Dominic about his birth mother, and I have to note that all her kids seem very well-adjusted. Run, Jenn, run!  

Fancy Pants signed escrow papers for the penthouse she and Terry negotiated on for 9 months, and it looks like they’re selling the house for $55 million. Fancy Pants says, it’s like having a baby. Shannon takes the news of Fancy Pants canceling calmly, and says, more tequila for her. As Shannon gets the house ready for her fiesta, Emily calls and says, it’s important they have sit-down. She cares about their friendship. Shannon says, Emily is talking to everybody else about her relationship, but Emily says, Shannon shares her relationship BS off-camera, then doesn’t take accountability for what she says. She’s two different people. Shannon makes excuses, and Emily says she’s not doing this on FaceTime, and she’s not doing it tonight. Have fun at her party. Shannon is still talking as Emily hangs up. In Emily’s interview, she says, the purpose of her call was to tell Shannon that she was going to be late, but forget it, she’s not going at all. And tacos are her favorite food, so you know she’s pissed. She tells production that she’s sick of Shannon’s BS. As usual, Shannon blows everything out of proportion, and whines to production that John’s kid doesn’t like her. She can’t say that on camera. It’s on camera? They can’t put that on camera.

We revisit the story of Terrill, a man who served time for a murder he was innocent of when he was a kid. Emily had met him early on through the Innocence Project, and Gina tells Emily that she’s a great friend and person. She’s pissed at Shannon badmouthing Emily, but thinks Shannon is in a bad spot. They meet with some of the exonerees before the gala, and one woman had been in prison for 28 years and on death row before the girl who committed the crime confessed. In Gina’s interview, she says she was in jail for less than 24 hours, and it was enough for her. Terrill is there with his little daughter, and says, he can’t get his time back, but can help another young person. Emily says he could be pissed off, but he’s kind and radiates light and positivity. In her interview, she says, when do work that’s bigger than you, it puts things in perspective. It makes you realize the things that are trivial and that you have no reason to complain. At the gala, the head guy makes a short speech, and Emily is introduced. She tells them that tonight is about money and make sure they donate. It’s also about the exonerees, and she encourages the guests to take the time to meet them and hear their stories.

In contrast, Shannon wails that six people aren’t coming. She bought 16 of everything and it was expensive. As usual, she blows things out of proportion, and in her interview, she says, it’s the worst case scenario. I guess it doesn’t occur to her that she could have no one showing up. In Tamra’s interview, she says, Shannon called her up, hysterical and crying, and telling her six people weren’t coming. She feels bad, but if you have a fight with them the night before, probably. Taylor and her husband, Jenn and Ryan, and Tamra and Eddie arrive. Shannon bitches to everyone, Señor Noodles mans the grill, and they swill tequila. Should Eddie be drinking like that?

Shannon says she’s grateful for those here. She had a tough day, but she’s with people she cares about and who care about her. Eddie says, they’re glad to be here to celebrate Shannon and John’s relationship. John says, it’s not perfect, and Eddie says, nobody’s is. In Tamra’s interview, she says, when she sees Shannon and John together, things seem good, but she doesn’t believe it. She doesn’t know if they’ll get married, but her gut tells her no, and her gut is always right. Señor Noodles says, the steaks are high, and no that’s not a typo; he holds the steaks aloft on his knife. Jenn says, it sucks to have your relationship scrutinized and to have being honest thrown back in your face. It’s not right. In Jenn’s interview, she says, no one deserves that treatment, but if you’re hiding something, this is not the group to hide info from. The food looks absolutely amazing, and Taylor says, she’s new to the friend group, so she wonders who can be trusted. Tamra tells her to look at who’s sitting at the table and who isn’t. Which could be taken two different ways. Jenn tells Shannon that Gina felt Shannon was poking around in her relationship, and we flash back to that to Gina saying, Shannon talks about her relationship, but God forbid Shannon’s relationship is talked about. Shannon says, if she’d been crying to John about David for years, he’d say get TF out. She tried to be nice to Gina and help her with her DUI a million years ago. We flash back to that, and Shannon says, Gina’s children would have gone to CPS if she hadn’t intervened. In Jenn’s interview, she says, this is not table conversation. You don’t talk about a mom, her kids, and CPS. If she was Gina, she’d be pissed. Tamra suggests they just move on, and Señor Noodles says, they need a tequila shot. He brings out a super soaker filled with tequila, and after Taylor nearly chokes on it (the tequila, not the water gun), somehow Tamra gets ahold of it. She chases Taylor around, but gets Shannon instead, then throws it in the water, saying, bad gun.

I know I don’t have to tell you how very extra and fabulous the penthouse is. I was too mesmerized to gather many details, but it’s over five thousand square feet, which is bigger than my 4-bedroom house. Roberto Cavalli did a lot of the furniture, which was included. All this for only $14 million. In her interview, Fancy Pants says, the finishes are perfection, but she wants to tweak some of the furniture. She and Terry feel like newlyweds. The view is insane, and all I can say about the main closet is, wow! She says, they’re not sharing details about the sale of the house yet. It’s not goodbye to Orange County. She’s just seeing someone else for a moment.

Omg, they’re bottle feeding the kittens. Gina visits Jenn, who asks where she was. Gina says she didn’t want to be responsible for messing up Shannon’s fiesta. It made zero sense to go. Shannon got super defensive, assuming Gina was trashing her relationship. Jenn tells her that Shannon didn’t say that, but she alluded that she helped Gina when she went through a DUI, and Gina’s kids would have gone to CPS if she hadn’t stepped in. Gina says, there were zero scenarios where her kids would have been taken. She and Shannon are going to have a problem. You don’t say things like that if they’re not true. In Gina’s interview, she says, it’s a completely false statement. If that happened when you got a DUI, everybody’s kids in the OC would be locked up. She tells Jenn that Shannon relentlessly brings that up, and we flash back to that. Gina says, the best way for her to have a healthy relationship with Shannon is to set boundaries. Now Shannon’s being crueler. In her interview, Gina says, there isn’t going to be a friendship, but Shannon needs to know she crossed the line. She tells Jenn, you can’t light me on fire and let everybody watch me burn, and Jenn says, Gina needs to sit Shannon’s ass down and say, enough.

Emily meets Shannon for lunch, and in Shannon’s interview, she says she cares about Emily, but she doesn’t think the feeling is mutual. Emily apologizes for what she said during their call, and Shannon says, if Emily is concerned about her, she needs to talk with her instead of talking behind her back. Emily says, they had a conversation about Shannon’s relationship because they were concerned about her, and Shannon says she thinks Emily is exaggerating, which is pretty funny considering that’s Shannon’s M.O. She tells Emily that Fancy Pants is insinuating her relationship is all bad sh*t, and said Emily brought it up; Gina and Tamra brought it up. In Shannon’s interview, she says, Fancy Pants has a history of making things worse than they are, and we flash back to Fancy Pants telling Terry that Shannon is having a psychotic break when she’s really just yelling. Shannon tells Emily that Fancy Pants is calculating and manipulative, but Emily suggests they table Fancy Pants and get back to them. She wants to move past this. She cares about Shannon and wants her to be happy. In Emily’s interview, she says she can’t force someone to be friends or forgive, and in Shannon’s interview, she says she’s grateful for this meeting. She feels good about things, but she’s going to proceed with caution. Emily says she’s sorry for missing Shannon’s taco party, and Shannon says, it was on National Taco Day. It’s the way she says it. Like it makes the offense even worse.

Next time, pumpkin races; Gina confronts Shannon about the CPS remark; Jenn says, the thought of marrying Ryan is scary; Shannon wonders if John is really in the relationship; and Shannon thinks Fancy Pants is insincere.

🏄‍♀️ Living Life Without It…

Come by for soap, what’s on the Runway, and teatime tomorrow. Until then, stay safe, stay being assertive without being aggressive, and stay not having pity parties. How are you going to help anyone if you’re feeling sorry for yourself?

August 22, 2023 –It’s Time For the Big Finale, A Notion, Back When, New Charm, Party In the City, Jersey Share, The Hills Are Alive, Ultimate Standout, Tastes Just Like Chicken & Bad

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Anna thanks Dante for meeting her at the station so they could talk alone, without Valentin. She asks him to show her what he has and asks if Valentin was at ELQ the night of the fire, but Dante says, he wasn’t. He says he’ll show her everything, but wants her to promise she’ll get a bodyguard. She says she’s not going to do that. She’s not allowing him to take away the one thing she has left, her privacy.

Finn heads into a meeting, and flashes back to Gregory revealing he has ALS.

Alexis comes out of the hospital elevator when her phone rings. She tells Esme that she’s headed to a meeting. What’s wrong?

Drew waits in the visitor’s room and flashes back to Cyrus saying, Drew needs some kind of family to survive behind these walls. If Drew won’t join his flock, he strongly suggests Drew find another.

Nina thanks Martin for meeting her in some obscure place outside, and he asks why they’re here. She says she didn’t want to chance someone seeing them. He asks what he can do for her, and she asks if he’s still getting pressure from the FBI and SEC to reveal the source of the insider trading tip against Carly and Drew. He asks if she means pressure to tell them it was her.

On the phone at Kelly’s, Carly tells Katrina, it’s not her fault. It’s okay. She has an appointment, but she’ll leave when Katrina gets here. Be safe. Willow walks in, and Carly gives her a hug, saying, she’s happy to see her. She’s sorry it’s been so long. Willow says, Carly never has to apologize to her after everything she’s done for them, and Carly asks if Michael and the kids are with her. Willow says, Michael is working and Olivia agreed to watch the kids. She’s on her own. Carly asks how that feels, and Willow says, good. It’s something she wasn’t sure she’d ever be able to do again. Michael told her that Carly took over Kelly’s. Look what she’s done to this place. Carly says she just wanted to spruce it up a little, and Willow says, she sure did that. As I try to figure out just what she did, Carly says, it’s good to see Willow and asks what she can do for her. Willow says she’s there to see if there’s anything she can do to help Carly.

Dex listens outside Austin’s office door, as Austin tells Ava she has nothing to worry about. Ava says she is worried. She just needs to know exactly what’s going on. She’s got this con artist Betty who’s pretending to be a nanny spending time with her daughter. She’s already super worried about going to jail. Austin says, for killing Nikolas? He promises she’s not going to jail for killing Nikolas. Everything is under control. She asks, how exactly is everything under control?

Still on the phone, Alexis says, it’s working?… Good. All’s well. She’ll see Esme later. She heads for the meeting.

Meeting leader Dana asks, who would like to share first? and Finn raises his hand. He says he’s Hamilton and he’s an addict. He wants to thank Dana for her powerful message. The idea of navigating life’s challenges while dealing with addiction really resonates with him right now. He recently had some bad news about someone he loves very much. This person has been suffering and he had no idea. Had he known, he feels maybe he could have helped them, but he guesses he was so caught up in his own life. Alexis slips in, and Finn says, the fact he couldn’t help them because he didn’t know they needed help has left him feeling a little resentful. He has this good friend and she knew the truth, and she chose to keep it to herself.

Nina tells Martin, this is important to her. That’s why she was anxious to set up this meeting. He says he knows. He’s sorry. His brother Cyrus had a heart attack and he had to take care of some business for him, and it’s not like the situation is all that urgent. She says, maybe that’s him, but she needs to know if the SEC is going to be knocking on her door. He says he told her; it’s under control. Drew Cain took a plea deal. There will not be a trial, therefore, she won’t be pressured to testify. She can relax. She says, it’s really done? and he says, yes. There’s no reason Willow or Sonny should ever find out she turned in Drew and Carly.

Carly tells the kitchen, the ELQ order is almost ready. Let her know when the wings are done. Willow says she doesn’t want to take up Carly’s time. If she needs to work, that’s totally fine. Carly says, the lunch rush is over. She just has to wait for Katrina to get here, so she can go visit Drew. Willow says, she’s going to visit Drew? That’s great. Carly says, it will be great, now that he’s out of solitary confinement, and Willow asks why Drew was in solitary.

Dante says he feels that privacy should be the least of Anna’s concerns right now, and she says, don’t make her regret sharing information with him. He says he doesn’t want her to regret anything. He wants her to be safe. It’s his job to keep her safe. He cares about her. She says, if they wanted her dead, she’d be dead, and he asks what she thinks that shot was at the MetroCourt pool? Just a friendly message? One that put Curtis in a wheelchair? She has no idea whether they thought she was in that house or not. She says, if they were watching her, she’d be dead already. They would have gotten her on her run. He says, that’s another thing he doesn’t think she should be doing at that hour of the night on her own, and she says, for God’s sake, it had been a long day. She already told him that setting a fire is too clumsy. You can’t guarantee you will get your mark. But what you can do is destroy a person’s life. They can take everything away from her – her reputation, her memories, literally her home – because she believes someone is out to leave her with absolutely nothing.

Austin tells Ava, Betty collected some very valuable information on Sonny, and last night, she passed it on to Mason. She says, so his crazy cousin got what he wanted, and he says, yes. He’ll deliver the data and they’ll get on with their lives and find Nikolas’s body. She says she’ll believe it when she sees it, and he tells her, believe it. It’s going to happen. This whole nightmare will soon be over. His desk phone rings, and he says he knows. He’s sorry. Something important came up. He’s on his way. He tells Ava that he’s got to go. He promises he’ll let her know the minute he hears from Mason. Dex scoots around the corner, and they come out. She says if she doesn’t hear from him… but Austin says, she will, and they leave, as Dex – the least stealthy spy in the world – watches.

Austin says hi to Jake and Wyatt (who has had quite a growth spurt), and says he hasn’t seen them since last summer. What’s going on? Elizabeth says, they had a little laser flip incident, and Austin says, that’s not good. He suggests they go into an exam room and get a closer look. They leave and Dex follows. Honestly, worst spy ever.

Dr. Bronson introduces Gregory to TJ, and says, he’s doing a neurology rotation. TJ is going to be shadowing him with Gregory’s permission. Gregory says, absolutely. They’ve met before, and he’s heard great things about TJ from his son Finn. TJ says, it’s great to see him again, and Bronson says, TJ is going to stay for Gregory’s examination and consultation. Gregory says, of course (🍷). Having two good doctors in his corner… He knows he’ll be needing all the help he can get. Bronson tells TJ that it’s been six months since Gregory’s initial diagnosis. He went to the Mayo Clinic and they did extensive tests. Gregory says, unfortunately, there’s no doubt he has ALS, and he understands he’s in for the fight of his life. Bronson says, Gregory told him on the phone that he had another episode, and Gregory says he agreed to babysit for his granddaughter Violet and took a fall. Bronson says he’s sorry, and Gregory says, fortunately, she wasn’t in the room, but that look on her face when she found him… Bronson suggests they get started with the exam.

Finn says he knows in times of crisis there’s a possibility of using again, but he doesn’t think that’s going to help. He has someone who needs him. They need him now more than ever, and he just wants to focus on being there for them. It’s funny the things that come flooding back to you though. They didn’t want to burden him with their problem, but they were reaching out, wanting to spend more time together. He would have if he would have known. Alexis sits down, and Finn says he understands why his friend didn’t tell him what she knew. He wishes she would have. Then he would have had more time. Time is so important; time is everything. He just wants to spend every minute he can taking care of this person for as long as he can… He wants to thank them all for listening. They applaud.

In the bathroom, Cyrus looks in the mirror, and says, we know the importance of cleanliness, don’t we, God? Thank You for granting me another beautiful day. He dries his face.

Carly tells Willow that she doesn’t know the details of why Drew was in solitary confinement, but she’s hoping to find that out when she sees him. Willow says, please give him her love. She wouldn’t be here if he hadn’t risked his life in Greenland to get Liesl Obrecht back for the transplant. (Hey, where is Liesl these days?) Carly says, he’s such a good guy, and he’s helped so many people, and Willow says, it’s so unfair Drew is stuck in prison because someone was spiteful enough to turn them in. Is Carly still convinced Ned was the one who turned them in? Nina walks in and says hi to Willow and Carly. She says, the place looks really nice. The improvements Carly made look great. As I still ponder what those might be, Carly thanks her and sees Katrina. She says she has to go, and jets. Nina says she didn’t mean to drive Carly out, but Willow says, don’t worry. She didn’t.

Dante tells Anna that he’s sorry. He didn’t mean to come at her like that. He knows it’s not easy. She says, that’s all right. She’s lucky to have a friend like him. Everyone’s been very supportive. He says, but she lost her house. It’s awful and it’s got to hurt. She says, what hurts is Curtis in a wheelchair because of her, and he says, she has to stop blaming herself for that, but she says she doesn’t. It doesn’t compare really. She’s not hurt and she has resources. Insurance is taking care of the fire. He asks how Valentin is doing, and she says, he’s very supportive of her. Dante says, he showed up to be by her side the morning after the fire? and she nods, saying, and since. He says, Valentin lied to her about working for Pikeman, but she says, Valentin didn’t lie to her. Dante says, he was dishonest, withheld the truth. Why did he tell her then? Did it come out of nowhere? She says she was putting together the pieces and he came home, and he says, Valentin realized she knew and had no choice but to come clean. They don’t have to call it a lie if she doesn’t want to, but they both know Valentin lied to her about where he was the night of the fire. She says she wants to see this proof he has.

Anna looks at Dante’s laptop, and he says, she can see Valentin’s car never showed up that night at the ELQ garage. His car wasn’t even in the area that night. Dante checked the surrounding areas and there was no sign of it at all. Also, there was no water main break; he confirmed that as well. So Valentin was in fact lying to her. She says, all right. She’ll take that into consideration. He hopes she also takes into consideration that Valentin lied to her on that specific night. She says, just because he didn’t tell her where he was doesn’t make him the arsonist, and Dante tells her, he’s not saying Valentin was, but she can’t rule him out as a person of interest. She says, that is ridiculous, and he says, is it though? Valentin finds out everything Anna knows and has to tell her that he worked for Pikeman. Anna calls Dante and he comes to the house. Maybe Valentin sees that all happen. She says, any number of people could have seen that happen, and he says, but she told him, whoever did this wants to take everything away from her. Who has motive to leave her with nothing? She says, what? and he says, could Valentin want her totally dependent on him? She says, Valentin loves her. That, she’s certain of.

Wyatt says, told Jake it wasn’t broken, but Austin says, it’s a pretty bad sprain. Jake was right to bring him. Jake says, see? and Austin says, here’s what we’re going to do. Heat, ice, alternate, and try not to move it at all for a couple of days. Wyatt asks if there isn’t some way he could heal it faster. He’s supposed to play cello in their band concert day after tomorrow. Austin asks if that’s his bow hand, and Wyatt says, yes. Austin says, that’s not going to happen, and Jake says he’s sorry; this is all his fault. He shouldn’t have talked Wyatt into going to the skate park. He messed everything up for him. Wyatt says, Jake didn’t make him do the laser flip. He even tried to talk him out of doing it again. Jake says, it was really cool though. He’s only seen one other person do it. Wyatt says, at least he did it once, and Elizabeth says, and he’ll do it again. In the hallway, Dex steps away from the door, saying, this is it. He sends a text to Gabe: All set?

Dana says, that’s all the time they have for sharing today. Could Finn lead them in the Serenity Prayer? Finn says, yes, and everyone gets up, joining hands. Finn and Alexis exchange a look, and Finn says, God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. Everyone applauds, and Dana thanks Finn. She says, good luck. See you next week? He says, see you next week, and everyone leaves. He starts putting the chairs away, and Alexis asks if she can help him. He says he’s guessing she heard his share, and she says, loud and clear.

Gregory holds his palm against TJ’s, and Bronson says he wants Gregory to put on as much pressure as he can… That’s good. They’ll run more extensive diagnostic tests next week. For now, he wants to get Gregory fitted for leg braces and hand and wrist splints. He should wear them at home. Try to wear them when he sleeps to help his extremities remain stretched and in a good position. Gregory asks if he needs a cane, and Bronson says, does he? Gregory says he doesn’t think so, and Bronson says, then it’s good for now. Aside from the episodes Gregory described, he seems to be ambulatory without it. Gregory says, when the time comes, he’d prefer a cane to a wheelchair, and Bronson says he’s sure a wheelchair won’t be necessary right now, but considering the episodes he’s had, Gregory definitely shouldn’t drive. Does he need someone to drive him home? Gregory says, no. He took a car service here. After what happened with his granddaughter, he doesn’t want to put anyone else at risk. He won’t be driving anymore.

Cyrus slathers on shaving cream, and I wonder what he’s going to shave with. Oh okay. I guess Bic’s are all right to have in prison.

Nina asks if Willow is sure Carly lighting out of here didn’t have a little something to do with her, but Willow says, no. She was late for her visit with Drew in Pentenville. Nina asks how he’s doing, and Willow says she’s sure it’s miserable, but he’s such an amazing guy, always positive. She doesn’t know how he’s doing it. Nina says she’ll always be grateful to him for helping save Willow’s life, and Willow says, so will she. She’s grateful that, even in Pentenville, Drew knows he has Carly’s love and support. He’ll make it through this. Nina says, of course (🍷) he will, and Willow says, it’s an outrage that Drew was even sent to Pentenville in the first place.

Nina tells Drew that she’s sorry she’s late. Katrina’s car broke down, and she had to cover at Kelly’s until Katrina could get there. Drew says, she’s here. That’s all that matters. He loves her. She says she loves him too.

Alexis says she knows Finn’s very angry at her for not telling him, and she doesn’t blame him. He has no idea how much she wanted to tell him. She just couldn’t because Gregory was adamant about her not doing it. Finn says he understands the position Gregory put her in. He probably wouldn’t have told Finn if he hadn’t collapsed in front of Violet. Alexis says, oh, and he says, she’s okay. He can’t believe he was so caught up in his own life, he didn’t see the signs. She says, he was very good at covering them up, and Finn says, she was very good at honoring his wishes. Too good. She says she’s sorry, and he says he knows she is. He understands. He’s is a very private and persuasive man. To see him accept this… She says, his dad is very brave, and he says he knows. His dad was so excited about this trip he wanted to take. He wanted all of them to go on this trip, and Finn put him off. He could have made it work, but he didn’t. He got so caught up in everything Violet was going through, but he could have made it work. Alexis says, doesn’t Finn understand? What Gregory wanted was for them to lead a normal life, so he could watch Finn, Violet, and Chase being productive and happy. He doesn’t want them to zero in and focus on his illness. That is not how he wants to spend the rest of the time he has left. Finn says, the time he stole from him.

Gregory comes out of the elevator as Dana goes by in her wheelchair, telling a woman, just focus on today. That’s all any of them can do.

Elizabeth tells Wyatt to give his arm a rest for a few days. It was great seeing him. Wyatt says, her too, and she goes back to work. Jake says he thought Wyatt would be more mad that he couldn’t play in his concert, but Wyatt says he’s going to play. He just won’t tell anyone he fell. Gregory comes by and says he hasn’t seen Wyatt since their camping trip last summer. It looks like he had a little accident.

Anna says she didn’t realize Dante disliked Valentin quite so much, but Dante says he’s just doing his job. She says, it’s not about his job, and he says, she’s right. It’s about more than that. It’s about Charlotte. She’s staying with them right now. Lulu’s daughter. Valentin’s her dad. They love her, she loves him. He guesses what he’s saying is that Anna isn’t the only one who thinks Valentin’s changed. She says, he has changed, and Dante asks her to put herself in his shoes right now. With the facts and logic laid out as they are, is she telling him that even for a second, she wouldn’t entertain Valentin as a suspect? She says, he wouldn’t do that, but Dante says, he would. She can’t just ignore the man’s past. He’s manipulative. Anna says, wow, and Dante says, she knows it; he’s always been that way. He’s sorry. Maybe she got close to some truth. Maybe Valentin needs her totally and completely dependent on him for some reason, but can she look at him and tell him that she thinks there’s no way he could have done something like this? She says, whatever he’s lying about, it’s not that he burned down their home, and he says, her home. Why did he lie to her? She says she thinks it has something to do with Pikeman.

Cyrus dries his now clean-shaven face, and looks at least ten years younger. I’m thinking how cool his hair looks down, when he takes a shiv out of his sock and begins to cut it. Why, Cyrus? Why? Speaking of his age, since they’ve been calling him an old guy, I looked it up and he’s going to be 70. Like I always say, there’s 70 and there’s 70. For an old guy, he’s looking fit.

Mason goes into Austin’s office, and Austin asks what he’s doing here. Mason says, stay cool. It’s almost showtime. Austin asks why he’d care, and Mason says, because he has the starring role. Austin says he doesn’t; he’s already played his part. Mason says, no. It’s time for the big finale. Austin gets to deliver the flashdrive to the big boss. Austin says, no he doesn’t. He’s got appointments lined up all afternoon. Mason says, there are other doctors, when there’s a knock at the door and TJ walks in. He says, sorry. He didn’t realize he was interrupting. Austin says, he wasn’t, and Mason says he’s not a patient. He’s Austin’s cousin. They were just catching up. He introduces himself and shakes TJ’s hand. TJ says, it’s nice to meet him, and Austin says, here’s the chart, handing TJ a folder. He’s sorry he didn’t get it to TJ earlier. TJ says, not a problem, and takes the folder from Austin. He goes to the door, and stops. He asks if he and Mason have met somewhere before.

Carly says she’s just trying to understand why Drew chose to protect Cyrus Renault, and he says, some guys were coming at Cyrus. He stepped in, they fought, he got solitary. It’s as simple as that. She says, it’s not that simple, and he asks if they can drop this, but she says, no. Drew was in Port Charles when Cyrus got out of prison, and he was threatening everyone. She just doesn’t understand why he had to intervene. Why couldn’t he just walk away?

Nina says, it seems wrong that Drew was sent to Pentenville for what he did, and Willow says, he’s been so good to them, and supportive in every way. He was supposed to walk her down the aisle when she and Michael got married. She can talk to him about anything. He would listen and give her the best advice, and he never had an agenda. Nina says, and she always does. She’s sorry. Sometimes she just pushes too hard, doesn’t she? Willow says, yes, she does. But in all fairness, Drew isn’t her father and doesn’t feel like he has anything to make up for. So her guard isn’t up when she’s around him. Nina says, like it is with her, but she would like to change that, and Willow says, Nina’s marrying Sonny. Nina’s going to be a part of her life. They’re going to be seeing a lot of each other, whether they like it or not. Nina says, that’s one way to look at it, and Willow says she doesn’t want things to be so strained between them. Nina says, her neither, and Willow says, they have to find their way to some kind of relationship. Nina agrees, and Willow says, no matter what, those things take time. Ava comes in, and Willow says she’s got to get home to Wiley. Nina says, right, and Willow says, goodbye. She leaves, and Ava says, progress? Nina says she thinks maybe so.

Drew tells Carly, the guy that came for Cyrus was way younger than him. Cyrus isn’t exactly in his prime, and Drew just doesn’t have it in him to turn a blind eye to someone like that. He’s sorry, but he guesses it’s just a character flaw. She says, it is, but it’s one of the many things she loves about him. If he was the kind of guy who could watch an old man get beat up and not do anything, and just walk away, he wouldn’t be the man she loves. He says, it was kind of crazy. Cyrus was the one person he was trying to stay as far away from as possible, and now they’re bonded for life. She asks what he means, bonded for life? All he did was stop the fight. He says, after the fight, Cyrus had a heart attack and he gave Cyrus CPR. He saved Cyrus’s life.

All Cyrus’s hair lies next to the sink, and he tosses down the shiv. He pulls on his shirt, and runs his hands through his now much shorter hair, another ten years off him. He looks in the mirror and says, You work in mysterious ways – he looks up – very mysterious ways. And he’s grateful.

Mason says he doesn’t believe he and TJ have met. Then again, people are always saying he reminds them of someone. Sometimes even Vin Diesel – the lack of hair and the voice. He rubs his head and smiles. TJ says, no. He thinks they did meet before. He just can’t remember where. Mason says he really hasn’t spent that much time in Port Charles, but who knows? Austin looks grim, and TJ says, maybe he’ll figure it out. He thanks Austin for the file, and leaves. In the hallway, TJ ponders Mason, and in the office, Austin says, so Mason has met Dr. Ashford? Mason says, they may have crossed paths.

Dante says, Anna thinks Valentin is lying to her about Pikeman? She says, when Dante called her last night, when he told her that he had evidence Valentin wasn’t at ELQ the night of the fire, Valentin was in the shower. He’d just received some papers. It kind of looked like a contract, maybe a consultancy project or something. They had the Pikeman logo on them. Dante asks if she thinks he could be working for Pikeman again, but she says she doesn’t know. He says, Valentin told her that he wasn’t working for Pikeman anymore and he gets papers with the Pikeman logo on it. Could Pikeman have been behind the shooting at the MetroCourt pool? She says, they don’t know that, and he says, maybe they weren’t after her. Maybe they were after Sonny and they hired Valentin to set him up.

Alexis asks Finn to please stop being so hard on himself. His father has gotten past all of that. He says, how? He was estranged from his father for years. He looks at his daughter Violet now, and he gets to watch her grow up. And he can’t imagine, not for a moment, her not being in his life. She says, there is no value in dwelling on the past; there just isn’t. They just learned this, right here, right now. All we have is today. He says he doesn’t plan on wasting a minute of it, and she hugs him.

Alexis and Finn get out of the elevator, and both of their phones ding. Alexis says, who would have guessed they were so popular? and Finn says, back to the real world. She says she’s sorry she wasn’t able to tell him about his dad’s condition, but she’s glad he knows, and he says he’s not looking forward to helping him tell Chase. She says she hopes he tells Chase sooner than later, so Chase doesn’t resent Finn, like Finn might resent… He says he doesn’t resent her at all. He’s lucky to have her as a friend. If his dad had to tell someone about his condition other than him, he’s glad it was her. She thanks him, and he says he just wishes his dad weren’t so damn stubborn. She says, pot, kettle, and her phone rings. She tells him that she’s got to take this. It might be some kind of office crisis. It was nice while it lasted. She leaves, and he goes over to Elizabeth at the reception desk. Wyatt says, if he hadn’t tried that laser flip again, he wouldn’t have hurt his arm, and he’d be fine. Finn and Elizabeth watch Wyatt talking to Gregory, and Wyatt says he can’t let the band down. Gregory says, but the doctor told him to let his arm rest for a couple of days, so he won’t be able to practice at all, will he? Wyatt says, no, and Gregory says, if he does try to play, does he really think he’ll be able to do his best? Wyatt says, no, and Gregory says, sometimes you have to be honest with yourself about what your body can and can’t do. If he shows up and tries to play and can’t do his best, then he’d be letting everyone down. Wyatt says he never thought about it like that, and Gregory says, admitting he’s injured, even though he really wants to play, is probably the most honorable and generous thing to do in the long run. Wyatt says, Gregory is right, but he still hates it, and Gregory says he knows exactly how Wyatt feels. Wyatt thanks him, and he and Jake leave. Gregory looks at Finn and smiles.

Anna says, Valentin would never set up Sonny, and Dante says, never? She says, no… Unless he was being blackmailed. Dante says, maybe Pikeman has something on him from when he worked for them. She says, right. They could use it against him. Dante says, right, or… She says, what? and he says, she knows how much Valentin loves Charlotte. He’d do anything for his daughter. She says, what if Pikeman were threatening her? and he says, it’s a theory. It’s not going to be easy to prove. She says she just wants to prove this theory is wrong and that Valentin is clean. He says, they’d better both get digging, and she says, they need to find out what the truth is, no matter where it leads them, and she leaves.

Ava says she wanted to talk to Carly about Avery. Has Nina seen her? Nina says, she went to visit Drew. How is Ava? Ava says she’s better she thinks, and Nina says, nice to hear. One question. Are she and Sonny going to get rid of that new nanny of Avery’s? Because every time Nina sees her, she’s kind of like a… Ava says, she’s a bitch, right? Hopefully, she won’t be around too much longer. Nina says, good. One less thing to worry about with their wedding coming up and… Ava lowers her voice and says, and Drew in prison because Nina sent him there. Nina asks if she has to say that out loud. She was surprised they sent him to a place like Pentenville. Ava says, just keep hoping Sonny and Carly never find out, and Nina says, they won’t. Ava says, she seems pretty sure of herself, and Nina says she is. As long as her beautiful, intelligent friend stays quiet, the SEC is going to drop it. And no one will ever know she’s the one – she whispers – who turned in Carly and Drew.

Drew says he stayed with Cyrus until the prison doctor got there, and Carly says, so everybody in this prison knows he defended Cyrus and saved his life? He says, word travels pretty fast around here, and she says, the word is going to be, he’s Cyrus’s ally. Does that mean Cyrus’s enemies are going to target Drew? They see a guard walking through with Austin, and Carly says, what’s he doing here?

Mason paces around somewhere where there are a lot of pipes, and sees someone approach. He thanks them so much for taking the time. He really appreciates them meeting him.

The guard tells Austin, here’s his patient, and Cyrus stands up.

Tomorrow, Austin says he’s more than paid off his debt and he wants out; Gladys asks what Dr. Montague has done to her daughter-in-law; Dex has a message for someone; and Carly asks if that doesn’t put Drew in more danger.

💭 Thought: My mind goes to Cyrus being the big boss, but then some of the rest of it doesn’t make sense, like, why give away all his money? He’s also not related to Austin as far as I can figure. I suppose he could be running Pikeman, since it’s kind of like a mob organization, but again, there’s a disconnect.

🏥 His Struggle Was Real…

He’s kind of a whiner. I love how Maurice Benard is like, maybe it was you.

🍹 See Them In September…

Go back to the South on September 14th, 9 pm.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1382295/southern-charm-everything-to-know-so-far-about-season-9

https://people.com/southern-charm-season-9-trailer-exclusive-7568910

🗽 Their State Of Mind…

This week’s RHONY. I’ve been watching this peripherally, and a high point in this episode was Jessel and husband Pavit checking out $62K preschools for their toddlers. She nearly wrote that their kids were socially inept on the application because she didn’t know what the word inept meant. Pavit wasn’t sure either, but points for the good sense to look it up. People like that shouldn’t have $62K to throw away. Once again proof that the wrong people have all the money.

👠 Good Time Had By All… Almost…

I can’t wait until Teresa finally goes off the deep end and causes a lawsuit for Bravo. I’ll also settle for her dumping that jerk Luis.

💎 Dirt On the Diamond…

Garcelle’s speaks her truth.

🐣 Ultimate Break-Out Star…

While this aired on Peacock a while ago, I’m just catching it on Bravo now, even if half-heartedly. This guy was definitely a standout, as the ultimate concierge and Housewives peacemaker.

🐕 Sounds About Right…

It was a Golden Retriever. What did they expect? I had one named Einstein. It was a false prophecy. He would watch a frisbee as it bounced off his head, and when a blimp came by once, he was mesmerized by it and wagged his tail like maybe his people were coming for him. He was also literally afraid of his own shadow. Nevertheless, he was much loved.

https://people.com/mass-couple-italy-wedding-jeopardy-pet-dog-eats-passport-7693351

🌊 Going Against the Flow…

Join me tomorrow for soap and the rotten oranges from the OC. Until then, stay safe, stay leaving a tip for Pete’s sake – you are not helping the waitstaff to a better hourly wage; you’re a cheapskate – and stay not dwelling on the past. There’s no value in it; there just isn’t.

August 21, 2023 – Cyrus Wants To Repay Drew, She’s Got Two, Crappie Ending, Plathville Returns, Uniquely Exotic & Day

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Anna wakes up with a start and realizes Valentin isn’t there. She calls to him, then gets out of bed and looks around.

Robert meets Diane in an office, and says, Judge Barns isn’t here? She says, proving his disregard for punctuality remains unchanged. Robert sits down and says, dammit, and Diane tells him that the judge’s clerk said he’d be in soon. He says, define soon, and she chuckles. He asks, how was the car show?

Anna wonders, what was so urgent that Valentin’s lawyer came over in the middle of the night? She undoes a paperclip and tries to open his briefcase.

Olivia sees Ned in the nook and asks what he’s doing. He says he’s eating her lasagna from last night, but she says, what is he doing eating it cold; he’ll get a stomachache. He insists he won’t. He likes it like this – vintage. She says, vintage lasagna, and he says, not vintage. Like rock and roll; late nights, music until dawn, cold lasagna. She says, right. Bar crawling all night, too wasted to put it in the oven. He says, exactly, and she says, except he’s got a working oven and somebody perfectly willing to heat it up for him, but he tells her that he’s not going to let her do that. She’s too busy. Besides, he likes it like this. He’s used to it. Eating on the go. Cold and quick. She says, it’s not going to happen on her watch. He’s not eating cold lasagna. Let her make him a frittata. He says he’ll make her a deal. How about warm lasagna? He hands her the plate.

Anna gets the briefcase open, and rifles through it, taking out the Pikeman envelope.

Josslyn comes into Sonny’s old kitchen, paying homage to the moss bowl🎍, and Carly says, she’s up early. Josslyn says she’s going to the pool. Unless Carly needs help at Kelly’s. Then she can totally cancel. Carly says, Pete is opening up. Go have fun. Josslyn says she’s not going to have fun. She’s going to be binging Gray’s Anatomy all day; not the show, the book. She wishes it was the show. Carly says, her new semester’s starting soon, and Josslyn says, so soon, too soon. Summer flew by. She has a mountain of things that she should have done over break. Carly tells her that she says that every year. Then she aces her tests and tells Carly how interesting her classes are. Josslyn says, they are interesting. There’s just so much to remember. Then life happens, and she gets distracted. Carly says, life’s always happening, and Josslyn says she knows. She has to stop delaying. She’s trying to remember, tough times don’t last, but tough people do. Carly says, that’s right. Mom’s Aunt Ruby; that’s what she used to say. Josslyn says, if Carly needs her, call her or text her. She’ll be in mental boot camp. Carly tells her to leave her phone on, and Josslyn leaves. Carly’s phone rings, and it’s a collect call from Pentenville Penitentiary. Will she accept the charges? She says, absolutely.

Anna puts the envelope to the side, and keeps looking through the briefcase, when she hears something. She quickly closes it up, placing it back where it was and putting the envelope to the side. Valentin walks in.

On the phone outside Sonny’s penthouse, Betty says, she already got them the goods. Why do they have to keep up this Nanny act?… Yeah. Okay. It will cost them. Frank comes out, and she says she’s just arriving at work, but they should definitely sue the dry cleaners. Frank says, good morning, and she says, angora. It’s her own fault really. You should never dry clean angora. He says, thanks for telling him.

Inside the penthouse on the phone, Sonny tells Brick to keep in touch. There’s knock at the door, and he says he has to go. He opens the door to Betty, and tells her to come in. He tells Frank that he doesn’t want to be disturbed, and closes the door. Betty asks if Avery is ready, but Sonny says, she’s not getting anywhere near Avery.

Drew tells Carly, thank God. He was starting to go crazy in there. She says, Sam told her that she brought Scout to see him, and he says he knows; he heard. She says she can’t believe they turned Scout away because she suddenly has no idea how prison works, and he says he’s sorry he couldn’t let anybody know. She says, don’t worry about her. She’s just glad he got out sooner. He says, sooner? How did she know how long it was supposed to be? What did she do?

Betty asks Sonny, what’s wrong? Why doesn’t he want her near Avery? He says, isn’t it obvious? Avery’s sick. He’d hate for her to catch it. She says, how considerate of him. She was really looking forward to seeing Avery today. She hopes Avery feels better, poor little cupcake. (Ugh.) Text her when he needs her again. He gives her some cash, saying, here’s a little extra something for her, and she thanks him. He says, goodbye, Betty, and closes the door. Sonny tells Dex that he knows what to do, and Dex leaves.

Ned looks out to the patio and says, this is a pretty nice spread you have here, and Olivia says, that’s putting it mildly. She puts his lasagna on the table, and he says, the kid is always going on about horses and bugs. Leo was telling him about some sort of spotted lantern bug that’s been invading New York. (Yep. Truth.) She says she hears about it every day. Leo is on the patrol. Ned says, he’s a good kid. Leo wants Ned to teach him the banjo. She asks if he plays the banjo, but he says, not in the slightest. He has to admit, the lasagna is definitely better warmed up, and she asks if he wants extra parmesan, but he says, no. He hates that. It’s like putting a sax solo in a punk rock song. It just doesn’t fit. She says, it’s weird; Ned always loved it. He says he’s not Ned, and she says, she knows. He tells her, forget it, and gets some more coffee. She says, late night, huh? and he says, busted. She says, it must have been quite a party. She wasn’t aware Port Charles had such a vibrant after-hours scene. He says, no, it was up to him to create his own party scene, and she says, any interesting party animals?

Diane thanks Robert for asking, and says, the car show was wonderful. Just row upon row of the most exquisite new vehicles. She felt like she stepped into the future. He asks which was her favorite, and she wonders how he can ask that with so many amazing models to choose from. All the chrome was buffed to mirrorlike perfection. All the new leather interiors and reliable engines. There were electric vehicles, gorgeous colors. All in all, a wonderful time was had. He asks if Alexis enjoyed it, and she says, Alexis? He says, Diane took her, and Diane says, after he expressed little… no interest, she did ask Alexis. Alexis couldn’t go, so she took Chris Simmons. He asks if he or she enjoyed the car show, and she says, very much so. Almost as much as she did. He wonders where the judge is, and Diane snickers behind her hand.

Anna says she was wondering where Valentin was, but she can’t find her phone. He asks if it would be the one on the nightstand, and she takes it from him, saying, when she woke up, she was really disoriented. She didn’t know where she was, and he wasn’t here. Where did he go? He tells her that he was at ELQ. He noticed they’re still not up and running – he sees the envelope on the table – thanks to the water damage to the servers. He’s sure they’ll be fixed soon. Ned Quartermaine isn’t really himself these days, so he has to stop by to keep the ship afloat. She says she feels sorry for Olivia. It’s so unsettling when someone you know is acting strangely. He says he’s sure. He hasn’t had a lot of time to talk to the Quartermaines. His phone rings, and she asks if it’s ELQ. He says, yeah, but he’ll let it go to voicemail. What can he do for her? She says, he can help her find out who is literally trying to destroy her life, and why.

Anna says, someone out there is trying to kill her, or at least destabilize her so much that she takes her eye off the ball. He says he’d like to smoke them out and strangle a confession from them, and she says, really? He says, that was a poor choice of words. His point is, he doesn’t think that’s an appropriate cause of action. They both know they’re dealing with a professional; this was a professional job. She says, so they just drop it? They just ignore the fact there was a public shooting and he life went up in flames? He says, of course (🍷) not. They’re dealing with people who can cover their tracks. She says, they have experience in that department too, and he says he’ll continue to make inquiries of his sources, but they need to prepare themselves that there aren’t going to be any easy answers. She says she needs to have a shower. She has to go to her lawyer, then the insurance company. Put what’s left of her life back together. She goes to the bathroom, and he picks up the envelope. His phone dings, and he sees a text from Sonny: Need to see you ASAP. Come now!

Robert tells Diane, the judge is taking his sweet time, when his phone rings. He answers, and says, what? When?… Of course (🍷) he knows nothing about it… What?… He’s in a judge’s office waiting for him to get back… Yeah. He’s on his way. Diane asks if there’s fire that needs putting out in the DA’s office, and he says, the fire’s been put out. It destroyed a life though.

Carly says she didn’t do anything, and Drew says, meaning? She says, Sonny did. She didn’t ask him to, but she’s so glad he did. Drew tells her, Sonny did say he’d do whatever he could for him while he was inside, and she asks if he’s okay. He says he’s fine. The other guy, not so much. She asks, what happened? and he says, nothing he can’t handle. Don’t worry. She asks if this has anything to do with him being put in solitary confinement, and he says he got into it with a guy who was giving another inmate a hard time. He couldn’t just stand by and let it happen. She says, he doesn’t have to protect everyone. Who was this inmate he helped? He says, Cyrus Renault.

Betty sits on a chaise lounge, and the waiter asks if she’d like something from the brunch menu. She says she’ll have the American breakfast with extra bacon, and she means extra bacon. Rye toast. She opens a Crimson magazine, and he says, all right, but she says she’s not done. Get her a Bloody Mary and don’t forget the horseradish. Got it? He says, yes, and leaves. On a nearby chaise, Josslyn says, drinking on the job or was she fired already? Betty says, Josslyn’s sister is sick, so back off, and Josslyn says, it looks like she touched a nerve. Instead of Mary Poppins, she’s going to call Betty Bloody Mary. Dex walks in, and Josslyn asks what he’s doing here. She though he wasn’t… He kisses her.

On the phone, Sonny asks Ava if he can just talk. Avery’s with him. She’s not going to be with Betty today… She’s fine. Now listen to him. They already set the trap. They just have to spring it, and then they’re going to get the answers they need.

Ned says, no party animals, unless you count Tracy, and Olivia says, Tracy? Ned says, she was here on a preemptive hangover strike with water and ibuprofen. Definitely had a few too many. The real party was him and the old six-string in the solarium. Great acoustics in there. She asks what exactly he and his six-string were doing in the solarium, and he says he was writing a song. She says, so he does write his own songs, and he says, oh yeah. You’ve got to write your own material if you really want to stand out. She says, it’s a tough business, and he says, it is, but he has help. You might say a muse. She asks, what is this muse, a magical spirit that whispers sweet lyrics into his ear or something? He says, sort of. His muse is a little more earthly. Ever hear of Elvis Presley? She says, the King of Rock and Roll? She’s heard of him. That’s his muse? He says, the one and only. Let’s just say, Elvis inspires him. Music is fire in his belly; the spark in his soul. She says, music is really everything to him, isn’t it? and he says, it makes him who he is.

Olivia says, so Eddie/Ned and his guitar in the solarium with the ghost of Elvis (sounds like a Clue clue), and he says, just us and the spirits. Would she like to hear what he’s written so far? Does she want to hear his song? She says she would love to, and he says he’ll get his guitar. He leaves and her phone rings. She sees it’s Monica.

Diane says she can’t even imagine what Anna’s going through, and Robert says, she’s been through so much. First expulsion from the Bureau, now this. She asks if they have any idea what caused it, and he says, arson. He’s got to go see her. When Barns gets here, tell him that he’ll send his ADA over to handle it all.

Anna calls to Valentin, asking if he has any scissors, but when she comes out, she sees he’s gone. His briefcase and the envelope are gone, and she picks up a note. It says: Had to run. Dinner? Just us.

Valentin says he assumes this is important if Sonny is willing to risk meeting in his home, and Sonny says, it is important. That message he had Anna deliver. What was that about?

Carly asks why Drew would help Cyrus, and he says he did what he had to do. Let’s not get into this now. He only has a little bit of time left on this call, and doesn’t want to waste it on Cyrus. He’s way more interested in her. Is she okay? She says she’s fine, but he says, she doesn’t sound fine. She says she’s just so glad he’s out of solitary confinement, and the guard gestures to Drew that time’s up. He tells her that he’s got to go, and she says she loves him. He says he loves her too. If she can, come see him today. He really misses her. She says she promises, and they say goodbye.

Dex is still kissing Josslyn, and Betty mumbles, get a room. Dex says he’s sorry he’s late. Traffic was a nightmare. He leads Josslyn back to her chaise, and sits on the one next to her. She says, now that he’s here, he can help her learn about muscles for her anatomy course. He says, gladly, and Betty sends a text to Mason: The kid’s sick, taking the day for myself. She sips her new namesake.

Drew goes into the library and sees Cyrus reading. He flashes back to doing chest compression on Cyrus, and Cyrus says, Drew Cain, we meet again.

On the phone, Olivia says, that sounds exhausting, and she hopes Monica is taking care of herself. Monica says, don’t worry about her. It’s a lot less stress than dealing with Tracy. Is she behaving? Olivia says, barely. She wishes Monica were here to referee. Monica says, Olivia doesn’t need her for that. She has Brook. She’s the best Tracy wrangler by far. She’s really calling because she wanted to check in with Olivia and see how things are with Ned. Olivia says, she means Eddie? Ned comes back with his guitar and says he’s ready to serenade her. Monica says, still? She knows she’s only been gone a week (!), but she really hoped for some progress. None? Olivia says, nope, and Monica says she’s sorry. How is it going? Is she okay? Olivia watches Ned, and says she’s okay. Actually, everything is all right.

Anna crumples the note and tosses it on the bed, since apparently the wastebasket is too far to walk. She picks it up, uncrumples it, and smooths it out. There’s a knock at the door, and Robert asks if she’s there. She runs to the door, flings it open, and hugs him. He says he heard about the fire. Was it arson? She nods and cries. She says, it’s all gone, and he says, the house is completely destroyed? She says, yeah. It doesn’t matter. The house, the clothes, the furniture. It’s like memories she really wanted to hold on to forever… like Robin, like Emma, like photographs… This little thing Noah made her out of driftwood… It was so beautiful, and now it’s all just gone. He sits next to her on the bed and puts his arm around you.

Valentin says he has an acquaintance that used to work at Pikeman who gave him the heads up that there may be some personnel changes. He thought that was information he should pass along. Sonny asks what heads up means. Is there trouble at Pikeman? Valentin says, no, and Sonny asks if he’s sure about that. Valentin says, maybe, and Sonny asks what Valentin isn’t telling him. Valentin says, trouble or no, that doesn’t change the fact that there are elements in the Pikeman organization who are frustrated with Sonny’s lack of cooperation. Sonny says, Valentin can tell his friend to tell Pikeman, they can take their frustration and shove it. He told them months ago that he’s not lifting a finger until they give him answers on the warehouse shooting. Valentin says, maybe they don’t have answers. This is a big deal. He doesn’t think they’re going to tank it over withholding information. Sonny says, Valentin seems to have a lot of insight about Pikeman. Is he working for them? Valentin says, no, and Sonny says, maybe he should just call this off. Valentin says, he can’t do that, and Sonny says, watch me, stealing my line when anybody says I can’t do something.

Diane knocks at Sonny’s old kitchen door, and comes in. Carly asks, how bad is it? and Diane asks why Carly assumes she only brings bad news. Carly says, because she’s a lawyer.

Cyrus says, they let Drew out, and Drew says, they did. Cyrus says he’s sorry. Solitary for most can be unbearable, but Drew seems to have survived unscathed. Drew says, does he? and Cyrus says his experiences there brought him closer to God. Drew says, really? His brought him closer to insanity. Cyrus says, but now he’s out, and Drew says, and Cyrus is alive and he looks well. Cyrus says, the heart attack was just a Divine reminder that we have far less control over our lives than we think. Drew says, that’s certainly true in this place, and Cyrus says, it’s true everywhere. But a warrior like Drew seldom accepts such a notion. He lives in the realm of strategy and calculated risks in order to navigate the chaos of war. Drew says, the war is over. We lost. Cyrus laughs and says, the war is never over. He will never forget what Drew did for him. He owes Drew his life.

Betty tells the waiter to bring another Bloody Mary, and Josslyn tells Dex, another drink and it’s not even lunch. Maybe it’s a good thing Avery is sick, if she even is sick. Dex says, all these diagrams make him even more appreciative of the human body. What a work of art. Betty’s phone rings, and she says, dammit, stepping away to take the call. Dex asks if Josslyn would mind switching seats. He could really use some sun. Dex changes seats with her, so he’s now closer to Betty.

Monica says she loves Olivia, and tells her, take care. Olivia says she loves Monica too, and goes over to Ned at the table. She says she worries about Monica. She’s pushing herself too hard with these trips for the hospital. She wishes Monica would stop trying to save the day for once. He says, sounds like her, and she asks what he means. He says he watches her. She does everything for everybody. She works at the MetroCourt, she’s dealing with Leo, she’s dodging Tracy and Brook when they’re fighting. Of course (🍷) she’s dealing with him. She says, you’re all worth it, and asks him to play his song.

Robert asks if Anna supposes whoever started the fire knew she was out, but she says she doesn’t know. She can’t really speculate on their motives at all. She has to concentrate on getting her life back together. She was on her way to the lawyer. He says, and insurance. Would it help if he came with her? She says, maybe. All the policy numbers are up in the cloud, wherever that is, so she’s just going to let them handle it. She does have something far more important she has to do. He asks what he can do to help, and she says she has to talk to Robin. Would he stay with her while she tells Robin what happened? He says, yeah.

Betty grabs her stuff and jets, Josslyn saying, bye, Betty, as she passes. Dex gets up, putting on his shirt, and Josslyn asks, what the hell is going on? He says, just trust him, and tells her that he loves her. He kisses her and says he’ll call her, then follows Betty.

Carly asks if Diane is sure nothing’s wrong, and Diane says, not every visit from her lawyer spells disaster. Carly asks what she’s talking about. It’s in her job description. She’s the carrier of bad news. Sometimes it’s good news, but most of the time, it’s bad news. Diane says, touché, and Carly says, and Diane doesn’t usually visit her unless there’s a crisis. Diane says, that’s one of life’s great shames, and Carly says, rephrase that, unless there’s a crisis with her. Diane asks if she’s that transparent, and Carly says, she wouldn’t win a game of legal poker right now. Diane says she’s sorry. She should be bothering Carly with this. Carly says, stop. Diane is her lawyer, but she’s also Carly’s friend. Whatever’s going on, she could use the distraction, so spit it out. Diane says, okay… Carly’s going to charge her for this, isn’t she? Carly says, oh yeah.

Sonny asks why it’s so important to Valentin that he keeps this deal, but Valentin says, it’s not important to him, but obviously it’s important to Pikeman and it was important to Sonny at one time. Sonny says, time’s changed, and Valentin says, what hasn’t changed is the nature of the people they’re dealing with. Pikeman is a ruthless organization that has invaded multiple institutions and governments. He’s looking out for Sonny here. Sonny thanks Valentin and says, he appreciates that, but the next time Valentin wants to look out for him and give him a heads up, deliver it himself. Valentin says, don’t provoke these people, please, and Sonny (now in yelling mode) says, Valentin doesn’t have to worry about him. He can take care of himself. He’s a big boy. Unless Valentin knows something he should be aware of. Valentin says, no, and Sonny says he didn’t think so. He tells Valentin, go ahead and go, and Valentin leaves.

Eddie/Ned holds up his notebook, saying, keep in mind, this is a work in progress, and Olivia says she’s not judging him. If he can make any sense of what’s written there, she’ll be impressed. He plays his guitar and sings. It’s a seafaring tune about a distant memory, and Olivia is obviously moved. He stops singing, and she asks why he stopped. He says, that’s all he has, and she says, so you never find out who she is? You never see the siren? He says he doesn’t know. He hasn’t figured out how to finish it. He’s not even sure he can. She says she thinks he can. She thinks he’ll finish it when the time is exactly right. Please keep working on it; it’s beautiful. She thanks him for sharing it with her, and leaves. He begins to play again, and she tears up in the hallway.

Diane tells Carly that after Robert blew her off for Holly, she tried to be friends. Not best friends, just friends, because she wanted to maintain an air of civility. Take the high road. But then, Robert starts acting all knight in shining armor; very chivalrous, very solicitous, gallant. Carly says, it’s nice to have somebody in your corner, and Diane says, is it? It’s been so many years since she and Max were together, she’s forgotten how all of this works. Carly says, it’s like riding a bike. You just jump back on. They laugh, and Diane says she’s afraid if she jumps back on, Robert is going to put on the handbrake and send her flying into a ditch. Carly says, there is that, and Diane says she sees Carly’s been there. Carly says she has a whole bunch of T-shirts. Does Diane want one? Diane says she’s trying not to give it too much weight, and Carly says, men are complicated. So are women. What it comes down to is, if Robert can’t see the accomplished, amazing woman standing right in front of him, to hell with him. Diane says, that’s not really the answer she was looking for.

Sitting in his car on the phone, Dex tells Sonny, she’s in the nail salon. She hasn’t met with anyone all day, but she got a phone call she didn’t seem too happy about. Sonny says, forget about her. She’s going to lead them in circles. They’ll have Gabe tail her just as a precaution. Sonny wants him to follow someone else. Someone they have to pay close attention to.

On the phone somewhere outside, Valentin says he told them that rushing things was a mistake. Now they’re going to pay for it.

Anna says goodbye to Robin, and tells Robin that she loves her. Robert says goodbye as well, and tells Anna, she’s worried. Anna says, don’t make this worse, but he says, come on. This is their daughter. She sees right through them. She knows when they’re in danger, and by the way, they’re in danger quite a lot, but she accepts that. She’s as strong as Anna is. Anna says she doesn’t know how far this goes, and he asks what she wants to do next. She says she’s not going out to see Robin. She’s not bringing whatever danger she’s in out to her. She has to figure out who it is who’s after her, then piece together what’s left of her life. She glances at Valentin’s note, and says, which includes figuring out who she can and cannot trust.

Drew says, Cyrus owes him nothing, and Cyrus says, oh, but he does. I owe you everything, my friend. Drew says, we’re not friends, and Cyrus chuckles. He picks up the Bible and says, as God is his witness, he’ll find a way to repay Drew… for everything. Drew furrows his brow.

Tomorrow, Alexis heard Finn’s share loud and clear; Anna won’t allow Dante to take away the one thing she has left; and Carly asks if Drew can’t just walk away.

🎭 Double Blessing…

They have quite a few excellent actors on this show.

🤽‍♀️ Leaving the Lake…

It seems this show was better than everyone expected it to be, including me.

Sonja is a changed woman for her time there.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/sonja-morgan-on-how-welcome-to-crappie-lake-changed-her

🏡 The Saga Continues…

It’s really a little bit like something out of a V.C. Andrews book.

https://www.distractify.com/p/welcome-to-plathville-season-5

I have to admit, I was surprised when the family imploded.

https://people.com/welcome-to-plathville-is-back-ethan-and-olivia-plath-continue-to-struggle-and-kim-has-a-new-man-7570703

🦛 They’re Not Uncool…

They’re right. I’ve never heard of most of these. As a bonus, I now know what my high school mascot, the bearcat, looks like IRL.

https://pethelpful.com/exotic-pets/-Cool-And-Unique-Exotic-Wild-Pets-Youve-Never-Heard-Of

🍳 Not Just For Breakfast Anymore…

Join me tomorrow for much of the same, soap and fun gems from around the internet. Until then, stay safe, stay setting trends instead of following them, and stay remembering, tough times don’t last, but tough people do.

August 18, 2023 – Anna Discovers the Truth, PS, Back Again, Drama Chat, Ultimate Legacy, Sharing, VanderMash, The Con, From Dead To Flowers, Tasty, Unusually Cute, An Eighter Of Quotes & Never Gonna

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Sonny shows up at his old Carly’s place late at night, and she says, please tell her everyone’s okay. He says, everyone is okay, and she tells him that Donna’s been asleep for a while. He says he figured, and she says, yet here he is. He must want a favor.

Tracy sits in the nook with her head on the table and a towel over it. Eddie/Ned puts on the light, and she groans and says, whoever you are, go away. She pulls the towel off her head and ha-ha-ha! It’s Tracy with a hangover looking more disheveled than we’ve ever seen her.

Kristina says she was under the impression that things were good between her and Molly, and Molly says, they were… They are. Kristina says, but not good enough for Molly to invite her to a family gathering, but Molly says, it wasn’t a family gathering. Kristina says, except for one sister it was, and Molly says, it’s getting late and TJ’s going to be getting back… Kristina says, TJ is the one who told her about Kristina’s sushi party; the one she had for their mother, their sister, and her mother-in-law. She guesses her invitation got lost in the mail.

Getting ready for bed, Dante says his terrible day is over, and Sam says, he wouldn’t believe what happened to her tonight. He says, try him, when his phone rings. He says, Detective Falconari… You checked the surrounding areas too?… So Valentin Cassadine’s car never entered the ELQ parking garage the night Anna Devane’s townhouse burned down… Okay. He hangs up and says, why are you lying to Anna?

Anna and Valentin go into a room at the MetroCourt, and he says, it’s a lot nicer than the place she stayed last night. The MetroCourt was booked, but it’s available now. She can have it as long as she wants to. She says she guesses this is home, but he says, it’s not home; it’s just temporary. As far as hotels go, it’s pretty comfortable. She’s always liked staying in hotels. She says, but she had a home to come back to and now she doesn’t.

Gregory tries to sweep the beads from the table into his hand, but some of them end up on the floor. Finn comes in and says he’ll get that. He picks up the beads and sits next to Gregory on the couch. He asks if Gregory is okay, and Gregory says, he’s fine. He’s just tired… and clumsy. Finn asks if that’s why he fell, or is it something else? After a pause, Gregory says, it’s something else… something awful, and Finn asks if he’s sick. Gregory nods, and Finn asks if he’s been diagnosed. Gregory says, yes, and Finn says, maybe he can help. Will Gregory tell him what it is? Gregory says, ALS.

Eddie/Ned says, good evening, and Tracy says, it would have to be him. He says he never took her for someone who was a hard partier, and she holds up her hand, saying, stop talking and just leave. She reaches for a bottle of aspirin and knocks it on the floor. She groans and puts her head in her hands. Ned picks it up and says, she’s drunk as a skunk, but she says, no. She’s not drunk. She just wishes the room would stop spinning.

Anna looks through some shopping bags and tells Valentin that she doesn’t even know what she bought. What’s wrong with her? He says, her house burned down, and she says she’s been through worse. He says, that’s true, and she says she wasn’t in any danger. She was out running. Thank God Charlotte wasn’t there. She was with Dante and Sam, and Valentin was at ELQ. She needs to get it into her head that she has a lot to be thankful for, and she needs to just move on. They sit down, and Valentin says, she’s not a machine. She lost her house. It was a violation, and they can be thankful no one was killed, but she doesn’t have to pretend it doesn’t hurt. She says, it really does, and he says he’s with her. She’s going to get through this. They’re going to get through this together, and they’ll find who did this to her and stop them from doing it again. Does she trust him?

Carly says, if this is about Avery having another sleepover, she’s welcome here anytime, but Sonny says, the Avery situation is under control. Carly says she’s glad to hear that. Ava must be relieved. She was really worried about… something. He says he’s not here for a favor. Actually, he’s in a position to do her a favor. She says, no thank you.

Sam wonders what’s up, but Dante says, it’s nothing that can’t wait. But there is something that can’t wait. Sam asks, what? and he says, this, and kisses her. No matter what kind of day he has, he knows when he gets to see her, everything’s going to be okay. She says, he stole her line, and he says, it’s his line because he just said it. She tells him that she was going to say, when she has a day where she thinks she won’t be able to sleep at night, she thinks about coming in here and getting into bed with him and turning out the lights, and everything else just melts away. They kiss, and he says, maybe the should talk a little bit before they turn out the lights. Her first. She says, he can go first, but he says, she knows how rock-paper-scissors work. She says, since she was twelve, and they play. She picks rock and he picks scissors, and rock beats scissors. She says, her crazy day. Where does she start? Molly and Kristina are headed for World War III.

Molly says, this is so typical, and Kristina says, Molly not inviting her to something? She agrees. Molly says, no. Kristina’s reaction. Is she not allowed to have a dinner party and invite who she wants? Kristina says, Molly invited everyone in the family but her, and Molly says, fine, she’ll say it; Kristina wasn’t invited. But despite what Kristina always thinks, it wasn’t about her. It was about Molly and TJ. She wanted to share the good news with mom and Sam and Jordan that they found a surrogate.

Finn says, Lou Gehrig’s Disease, and Gregory says, yeah. Finn says, there are other conditions that have the same early symptoms. Is he certain? Gregory says, yes. When he told Finn he was going to Milwaukee for a seminar, he was actually in Rochester at the Mayo Clinic. They did extensive testing and the results were conclusive. Finn says, that trip was over six months ago. He’s known all this time? Gregory says he’s sorry. He couldn’t bring himself to tell Finn. Finn asks, why not?

Anna comes out from her shower, and sees Valentin pouring some wine. She says, he read her mind, and he asks what they’re going to toast to, handing her a glass. She says she has no idea, and he says, then to us. To our future together, which can only get less complicated and less dangerous. She says she’d like to believe that, and they clink glasses. He says, she may not believe it now, but they have a lot to be grateful for, and she promises not to keep wallowing in self-pity. He says, it’s not self-pity. She’s been traumatized and she’s dealing with some very powerful emotions. She’ll work through them. She says, and they’re going to find out who’s behind this, and he says, yes, but in the meantime, he has something to talk to her about. It’s something important. He’s going to buy season tickets to the ballet in New York. Charlotte still loves dance, and he knows she does too, so why doesn’t he buy three tickets? She can join them. She says her house just burned to the ground, and someone is trying to kill her, and he’s talking about Swan Lake. He says he can’t think of anything he’d rather do than spend time with the two women he loves most in this world. And he likes Swan Lake. She says she likes it too, and he’s about to kiss her, when there’s a knock at the door. Anna wonders who it is, and he opens it to Martin. Anna says, it’s a bit late for a business call, and Valentin says, whatever this is, he’ll deal with it quickly. He goes out into the hall with Martin and closes the door.

Tracy tosses a couple of pills in her mouth and drinks some water. Ned says, Leo told him that a guy like him needs 15½ cups of water a day, and she says, Leo’s a very smart kid. She can’t tell him how grateful she is Leo’s not here now. She holds her head, and Ned says, she doesn’t seem very experienced at this sort of thing. She says, if by that he means she doesn’t look like someone who gets drunk all the time, she didn’t get drunk this time. He says, she didn’t? and she says, no, she did not. Well, she did, but it wasn’t her fault. Somebody insisted on putting too much alcohol in those Mai Tais at the MetroCourt pool… ugh. He asks if some old bartender was trying to loosen her up for her dough, but she says, no. Actually, it was not some old bartender trying to loosen her up; it was Ned’s daughter. Not that he even acknowledges that he has one. She rubs her forehead.

Finn says he doesn’t understand. Gregory didn’t think he could handle it? Gregory says, it wasn’t Finn; it was him. After all these years, they were finally getting to spend time together as a family; Finn, his brother, Violet, and him. It was so special. Finn says, it is, and Gregory says, the big stuff, Christmas and Halloween with Violet; and the little things, him bringing over muffins from Eckert’s or showing Violet videos of Uncle Chase singing. Finn says, it wouldn’t have changed, but Gregory says, of course (🍷) it would. It will. It already has. When he looks at Finn, he can see it in Finn’s eyes, he knows what this disease does. Finn knows he’s dying.

Sonny says, Carly’s not even going to listen to him? and she asks if he can’t listen to her. Did he not hear her down at the police station? He says, that was different. He was there to help Ned and she was there, so he thought he’d help her. She says, he decided she needed help. He didn’t listen to her. He says, and when she turned him down, she spent the night there. She says, and she was fine with that. She can take care of herself. He says he’s sure she can, and she says, it’s taken a while, but they’re both moving on. They respect each other and want each other to be happy. And as he can see, there’s no For Sale sign in the front yard because Kelly’s is doing great. She’s going to take care of herself on her own, so whatever his favor is, no thank you; she doesn’t want it.

Dante asks why Molly didn’t invite Kristina, and Sam says, because she was revealing her big news that she and TJ had found a surrogate who was perfect. She thinks Molly didn’t want to hurt Kristina’s feelings. He says he understands that. It is Molly’s decision. Sam says she understands that too. She also understands Kristina being hurt. She’s sorry. She shouldn’t be going on like this. He asks, why? and she says, because of the situation he and Lulu had with Maxie. He says, that’s okay. It was a long time ago. TJ and Molly have to realize this is a big decision. You can’t take this lightly. She asks if he thinks Molly’s making the right choice by not having Kristina be the surrogate.

Kristina says, that’s great. She hadn’t realized Molly and TJ were even interviewing surrogates yet. Molly says, they wanted to keep it quiet, and Kristina says she gets that. She’s sure mom, Sam, and Jordan were thrilled to hear the news. Molly says, they were very happy for her and TJ. This is what they want. Kristina says she knows, and Molly says, the woman they found is perfect, and she’s willing to go through the process right away. Kristina says, that’s very exciting, and Kristina says, it is. After everything they’ve gone through, there’s still a good chance she and TJ could have a child within the next year. Kristina says she’s happy Molly is so happy, and Molly says she planned on telling her first thing tomorrow. Kristina says, just not tonight with the rest of the family, and Molly says she wanted it to be a happy occasion. She knew mom, Sam, and Jordan would be happy for them. Kristina says, and she wouldn’t? She would have spoiled all that? Molly says she doesn’t know. They’ve been getting along so well, but she didn’t want to take the chance that tonight would turn into a discussion about why they turned to a surrogate instead of Kristina. Kristina says, now that everyone is gone and Molly brought it up, why are they paying a stranger to have their baby when she was willing to do it?

Finn says, six months. They could have done so many things. Gregory says, the last six months have been perfect. What he didn’t want was to be a burden to Finn, or have Finn spend time with him out of some sense of obligation. Finn says, that wouldn’t have happened, but Gregory says, of course (🍷) it would. He knows Finn and Chase. He’s so proud of both of them, and he and Finn finally got the time to know each other. Finn says, that’s meant everything to him. He’s the one who’s sorry. He’s sorry for costing them all that time. Gregory says, there’s no need to rehash that now. Getting to know Finn and getting to understand and appreciate his incredible accomplishments over the years has been so rewarding for him. Finn and his brother make it almost impossible for him not to be one of those obnoxious bragging fathers. Finn says he’s one of those too, when it comes to Violet, and Gregory says, Violet, what a gift she is. Every single moment he spends with his granddaughter is even better than he imagined. Finn says, she pretty much thinks her grandfather’s the greatest guy in the world, and Gregory asks how she’s going to feel when all he can do is sit and stare at her, when he can’t even speak her name?

Ned asks, why would Brook give Tracy too much booze? and Tracy says, Brook’s up to something and she should have known the minute she saw the fire eater. He says, fire eater? and she says, it was a luau, with tiki torches and leis. He says, sounds like fun, and she says, he would think so. She should have gone right back down to the lobby and ordered a car. He says, it sounds like maybe she had a lot of fun. What’s wrong with that? She rubs her temples, and says, that’s all he ever thinks of; having fun and being Eddie Maine. Anything to avoid facing the reality of his life.

Valentin says, Martin understands this is critical, and Martin says he does. Valentin asks if he’d act like it, and Martin says, his fee, as exorbitant as it is, grants him 24-hour access, but doesn’t give him or any other client the right to abuse him. Valentin says, point taken. He has a lot on his mind. Martin says he understands, and yes, it’s hot off the wire. He gives Valentin an envelope, and Valentin checks out some paperwork inside. He says, looks good, and thanks Martin, opening the door. Martin says, he’s welcome. Although why he insisted on doing this tonight instead of first thing tomorrow morning makes no sense to him. Anna hears that part, and Valentin goes inside and sets down the envelope. Anna asks if it’s important, but he says, not really. Why Martin insisted on coming by in the middle of the night makes no sense to him.

Ned says, Tracy wants him to face the reality of his life, which means she wants him to ride around in limousines and pretend to be some hotshot tax dodging executive. She says, it’s a start. Or he could just stop singing on street corners, and running around all night to sleazy bars, and getting arrested for fighting. He asks if it’s embarrassing to her somehow, and she says, it’s embarrassing to the whole family. He says, so it’s best to just shut Eddie up? and she says, he’s not Eddie. He says, and she wants to prove that by having someone strap him to a table and have electricity shot through his head. She says, what? and he says, I’m on to you, lady. He overheard her tell Olivia that she wants him committed.

Carly says she doesn’t know if Sonny knows this, but Drew is in solitary confinement. Sonny says he knows, and Carly says, of course (🍷) he knows; he’s protecting Drew. She’s really worried about him. She knows he went through worse in Crete, but still. Sonny says, he’s been through a lot. He’ll get through this. She asks if Sonny thinks he can get a message to Drew, and he says he might be able to do better than that.

Finn says, Gregory has to give Violet more credit. She constantly surprises him by how much she understands. Gregory says he hopes Finn is right, and Finn asks what the doctors told him in terms of prognosis. Gregory says, luckily, he was still in the first stage when he went to the Mayo Clinic; muscle cramps and occasional difficulty walking. Finn says, and now? and Gregory says, it’s progressed. His hands cramp more frequently than before. Finn asks, what happened tonight? and Gregory says he was trying to help Violet make some bracelets. He could barely hold on to the thread. He doesn’t think she noticed, but then she got up to get some clasps from her bedroom and he tried to stand up to shake out his hands, and that’s when he fell. Thank God she wasn’t here to see it. Finn says, but she came back in, and Gregory says he told her he tripped over the coffee table (he did not; he said it was probably a bead on the floor). She had to watch him struggle to get back up on the couch. He knows he can’t hide his disease any longer, and he’s so ashamed about tonight.

Molly says she’s so glad she didn’t invite Kristina tonight, and Kristina says, she’s made that perfectly clear. Just answer the question. Why would she rather a stranger have her baby as a surrogate, when her own sister offered to do it for her months ago? Molly says, with a surrogate, they sign a legal, binding document, and Kristina says she knows how it works; she rents out her womb and throws in her egg at a discount. Molly says, both sides benefit. She gets money she needs for her family, and they get the child they want. Kristina says, the child they want; there it is. As opposed to the child she’s offering to give them that they clearly do not want. Molly says, the surrogate is performing a service, not racing around town working on some pie-in-the-sky project, and letting everyone know she’s saving her poor sister from her own infertility. Kristina says, if Molly has some stranger as her surrogate, she’s not even going to be related to the baby.

Sam says she’s sorry. She shouldn’t have put Dante on the spot like that. It’s a really confusing situation. He says he gets it, and stop apologizing. They’ll be playing rock-paper-scissors all night long. It’s a personal thing for Molly and TJ, that’s all. He’s sure Kristina had the best of intentions when she offered to be their surrogate. Sam says she understands that, but Kristina and Molly haven’t been close lately. He says he knows she loves her sisters and wants to fix all kinds of things for them, but maybe this one… She says she should let them work it out for themselves. He says, maybe, and she says, he’s right. Now it’s his turn. Spill. He says, it was just kind of a regular weird day, and Cody shows up at the station while Gladys is there, filing a restraining order against Cody on Sasha’s behalf. Cody loses his mind completely in the middle of the squad room, saying, Gladys is the one having Sasha drugged. He lost it. He went crazy, and Dante and Mac had to restrain him. She asks if he had to arrest Cody, but he says, not this time. Those two hate each other. She says, Cody and Gladys? Definitely. He says, and the whole time this is happening, he’s investigating Anna’s townhouse burning down.

Valentin asks if Anna left him some hot water, but she says she feels like the MetroCourt has an unlimited supply. He says, give him five minutes, and goes to the shower. She’s about to look at the envelope, when her phone rings. Dante says, sorry to call so late, but there’s something he thought she should know. He had one of their tech guys look at the ELQ security footage from the night her house burned. Valentin’s car never exited or entered the ELQ parking garage. He had them check the surrounding area to see if the car was parked somewhere else too, but they got nothing. She says she sees, and he says, Valentin told her the reason he went to ELQ was, there was a water main break and he was concerned about the mainframe computer? She says, that’s right, and he says, there was no water main break. She says, thanks for that information, and listens to hear if the shower is still running. She takes the envelope, and looks at the papers inside. It’s an invoice or something with Pikeman’s letterhead.

Tracy says she did ask Olivia to commit Ned, and he says, because he embarrasses her? She says, because this can’t go on. She thought just maybe if he was in a hospital, they could help him stop faking this ridiculous… He says he’s not faking anything. He is Eddie Maine. And by the way, he didn’t ask to be in this house. They all want him here. So he’s trying to make them understand he can’t choose to be who he is. He’s Eddie Maine and there’s nothing he can do about it. She says, okay. He’s Eddie Maine, but she’s Ned Quartermaine’s mother, and she’s never going to stop fighting for her son.

Finn says, Gregory has nothing to be ashamed of, but Gregory says he does. He’s so selfish to put his daughter at risk. Finn says, that’s okay, but Gregory says, no. He shouldn’t have agreed to watch her alone tonight. Somehow, he convinced himself he’d be okay. Finn says, it turned out okay, but Gregory says he had no right to take that risk. The other night, he went to one of those hatchet throwing places and he did it. Maybe it’s human nature, but he thinks he’s been trying to convince himself that he can beat this thing, or at least hold it off, but that’s just denial. He needs to stop that before he puts someone else in danger like he did Violet. Finn says, it’s happening to Gregory and he has to figure it out on his own, and Gregory says he needs to stop driving. He shouldn’t have been driving this long. Finn says, so stop driving. No one’s going to judge him for how he’s handled this so far. No one’s going to judge him. Finn wishes he’d had someone to talk to besides his doctor. Doing this all on his own all this time must have been hell. Gregory says, Alexis knows. She was snooping around and they got in a big argument, and he collapsed. He had to tell her. He couldn’t bring himself to tell Finn. He didn’t want to see the look on Finn’s face that he’s seeing right now.

Carly asks if this is the favor Sonny came over here to talk to her about, and he says, before she turns him down, hear him out. She says she’s listening, and he says, when he got news of Drew’s situation, he did some digging and he has a connection with someone who could arrange for Drew to get out of solitary early. So when he’s released, she’ll be able to go see him. She asks if Drew is going to owe anybody anything, but he says, absolutely not. She asks what it’s costing him, and he says, from the look on her face, it means everything to him. She sits next to him on the sofa and says, Drew’s going to wonder why the sudden change. He says, when she talks to him, just tell him no strings attached. It’s just a gift from him. She says, he knows Sonny is protecting him. She doesn’t know how he’s going to feel about this. Sonny says, it’s not a gift to him; it’s a gift to her. She asks if there are any stipulations for her if she accepts.

Sam comes back in the bedroom and says, it looks like Dante’s rotten day is still with him. He says, it’s just hitting close to home this one, and she says, and he can’t get into specifics. He says he can tell her that Valentin is being dishonest with Anna, and she laughs, saying, when has Valentin ever been honest? He says, she’s right, but it’s weird. Valentin really cared about Anna, and she cares about him. He told her all this pretty surprising stuff, then he lies about where he was the other night. Sam says she’s not that surprised about it. She knows he lives a complicated life. Who knows what he’s got going on? Dante says, he wants to know what Valentin’s got going on because his daughter’s in the room down the hall.

Anna lies awake, but pretends to sleep when Valentin gets into bed. He turns out the light, and she opens her eyes. She says, he lied to her.

Gregory says he understands. Finn’s a doctor; one of the best. He knows all about this hideous disease. Finn knows what it’s going to do to him. Finn says he looks at Gregory now, and he looks fine; he looks good. Gregory says, that’s what’s so hard to grasp. He looks in the mirror, he feels good, but he knows this thing is in there somewhere. Finn says he also sees the man he grew up with. The man who used to toss him so high in the air, and he was never once afraid Gregory wouldn’t catch him. Gregory says he remembers that guy too. As you get older, try to hang on to that self-image as long as you can. The thought that he’ll be less than that for Finn, for Violet… Finn says, never less. He’s still that man, and he will always be that man, no matter what happens. Gregory thanks him for that, and Finn says, he knows what Gregory is facing, so there’s no point in trying to tell him no, because he’ll be by Gregory’s side every step of the way from here on out. Gregory tells him, do what you have to do, but he has one favor to ask, and Finn says, anything. Gregory says, help me tell your brother. Because he’s afraid it’s going to crush Chase. Finn says, it will, and they’ll be there for him. He tells Gregory that he loves him and starts to cry. Gregory says he loves Finn too, and they hug.

Ned asks if loving her son means locking him away somewhere, and Tracy says, stop being so dramatic. If he overheard her saying that, he also overheard Olivia refuse. And she’s his… She has final say. He says, but he’s watched Tracy. She can be very persuasive. What’s to stop her from changing Olivia’s mind about putting him away? She says, answer her something. If he’s so worried about them having him put away, why is he still here? Why isn’t he at Sonny’s? He says, Sonny is a nice enough guy, but too many goombahs around. Tracy says, there it is. She knew it. You are in there, Ned. Somewhere.

Sonny says, there’s no strings attached in there for Carly either, but he’s sure Drew is going to be happy to get out of that little cell. He wants to be clear, this is for her – or not. It’s her decision. She says, he’s unbelievable, and he says, yes. She says, he came to the police station the other night and he was so offended when she said he couldn’t help her. He came up with a favor he knew she couldn’t turn down. He says, maybe he’s just being nice, and she says, yeah, he is, but he still wins. He asks if that’s a yes, and she says, yes, please get Drew out of solitary. He says, all right, and gets up. He’ll let her know when it’s done. He heads for the door, and she says, thank you. He says, you’re welcome, and leaves.

Molly says, that was mean, even for Kristina, and Kristina says, that came out wrong. Molly says she thinks Kristina said exactly what she meant, and Kristina says, fine. If they’re saying what they really mean, why doesn’t Molly say what she really means. She would rather have a baby from a stranger than one from her own sister. Molly says, yes, and it’s true she might not be biologically related to the baby, but TJ will be, and that baby is going to be created for them as a result of their love for each other. Kristina says, if she had the baby for Molly… Molly says, if she did, it would be a gift for my sister, and no one would ever be allowed to forget it. Kristina says, wow. She guesses she never realized how selfish and insecure Molly is. She leaves.

Sam says, Charlotte is Rocco’s sister, so she and Dante need to find a way to get along with Valentin. Dante says he knows, and he’s glad she’s here with them, especially with a threat to Anna. She says, burning down someone’s house is definitely a threat. Any theory on why Valentin would lie to Anna? He says, not yet. He never really trusted that guy. She says, as much as they don’t trust him, she really does believe Valentin loves Charlotte, and she doesn’t think he’d ever do anything to hurt her. Dante says he agrees. Intentionally, he wouldn’t hurt her, and he probably loves Anna. She says, but he doesn’t think Anna trusts him, and he says, no, and neither can they.

Valentin asks what Anna said, and she glances at the Pikeman envelope as she turns to him and says, he lied to her. He said he was going to be five minutes, and he was way closer to fifteen. He says he’s sorry; the water felt good. He kisses her, and she says she’s so exhausted. He says, so sleep, and kisses her forehead. They turn back to back, but their eyes stay open.

Tomorrow, Carly tells someone that she’ll be there; Anna tells Valentin, it’s unsettling when someone you know is acting strangely; Sonny says, maybe we should just call this off; and Cyrus tells someone, we meet again.

💣 GH FYI: Mason did say the boss was a woman. So I’m not crazy. Well, maybe I am, but I didn’t imagine that. The theory is that there are already enough female villains on the canvas – i.e. Selina and Gladys – so they changed the boss to a man. Still, just a wee bit insulting to viewers’ intelligence.

👨‍👧‍👧 One Of the Boys…

Jake pops back before they can excuse his absence with back to school.

🗽 Discuss Amongst Yourselves…

The new RHONY cast talks about their favorite subject – themselves.

🦕 Old New York…

Well, if the Countess says it’s cool, it can’t possibly be uncool. But did they get the yacht?

🦘 Not Down Under…

More on the Deck drama that rocked the franchise. I actually tried to catch this episode the other night, but came in too late. And I’m not desperate enough to hunt it down on Peacock. Not yet anyway. João ended up as one of the replacements, much to the mini distress of Aesha.

🍸 VanderBreak Is Officially Over…

I couldn’t figure out how Graham was bait here, but we know she’s prone to flights of fantasy.

I’ll definitely be getting Ariana’s new book. I requested and got Fancy AF Cocktails for Christmas after it came out, but this looks a whole lot juicier better. I dunno about Scheana’s music, although I have to admit Good As Gold is on one of my playlists.

The minutiae.

🎪 More Bravo Than You Can Shake a Stick At…

All the guests at BravoCon 2023.

💐 Not Those Flowers, Lizzie…

This looks suspiciously like a V.C. Andrews book.

🌍 Padma Is the New Waldo…

Where in the world is she?

https://www.padmalakshmi.com/taste-the-nation

🐙 Behold the Unusual…

I want them all.

https://www.alwayspets.com/s/cutest-unusual-pets-754c25d1fa0043c2

🐚 Quotes of the Week

Immature love says, I love you because I need you. Mature love says, I need you because I love you. – Erich Fromm

If you’re not making mistakes, then you’re not doing anything. I’m positive that a doer makes mistakes. – John Wooden

What we fear of doing most is usually what we most need to do. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power or our will.Epictetus

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. – Albert Einstein

You can’t make somebody your number one if you’re always their number two. – Judge Star Jones, Divorce Court

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. – C.S. Lewis

It’s not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache. – Frank-N-Furter (Tim Curry), The Rocky Horror Picture Show

🧋 Drinking the Milkshakes In My Yard…

Let’s reconvene on Monday really Tuesday for soap and whatever tea I can pull out of a hat. Until then, stay safe, stay living your best life as your best self, even if it’s only in your mind, and stay never judging how someone is handling their illness.

August 17, 2023 – Brook Takes Tracy To a Luau, Two Looks In One On the Runway, Awarding Music, Most Popular & Banana

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Brook leads Tracy into the pool area, and Tracy says, no, no, triple no, but Brook says, come on. It will be fun. Tracy looks over and says, oh no. A fire dancer. A woman puts leis on them, and Tracy says, just what she always wanted, a wilted flower necklace. The fire dancer also eats fire, and she gasps.

Elizabeth goes to Finn’s place, and Violet answers the door. Violet says, she looks beautiful. Why is she here? Elizabeth says she’s here to pick up Violet’s dad; they’re going to dinner. Violet says she knows that, but why isn’t daddy picking her up? Finn comes out, and Violet says, Aunt Elizabeth is here to pick him up. Usually, he picks her up. Girl power. She and Elizabeth high-five. Finn and Elizabeth say hi to each other, and Violet smiles.

Jordan arrives at Molly and TJ’s apartment, and Alexis says, well, well, Deputy Mayor. How is the new position? Is she planning a coup when Laura returns? Jordan says, hardly, but it is fascinating to see how closely their work with the PCPD dovetails with the mayor’s policy initiatives. It gives her a new perspective, but she’ll be relieved when Laura returns. Molly comes out and says she hopes everyone is hungry.  The food will be here soon. Alexis says, take out she sees. That’s her girl. There’s a knock at the door, and Alexis opens it to Sam and says, her number one. Sam asks Molly, what’s the big news? and Jordan says, there’s news? Molly says, family news, and Sam says, if it’s family news, isn’t there someone missing?

Kristina finds TJ at the hospital and says she’s glad to see him. He asks what brings her by. Is everything okay? She says she’s here to see Dr. Randolph, and he says he didn’t realize they were friends. She says, not exactly, but she’s hoping they’ll be closer soon because she’s asking Terry to be on the board of directors for her foundation.

Cody shouts at Dante and Mac, what’s the point of law and order if you two bozos are too busy protecting the guilty and letting the innocent get picked off? Mac says, Cody’s not doing himself any favors. He needs to calm down. Cody jumps up, throwing his water bottle, and asks if that’s calm enough. There’s no time to be calm, because Sasha is in danger, and they’re too busy doing Gladys’s dirty work to help her. Dante says, Gladys got the restraining order because Cody snuck into Sasha’s room, and Cody says he had no alternative. Dante says, if he thinks Gladys is such a threat to Sasha, stop aggravating her, and Cody laughs. He says, the next time he sees Gladys, he’ll do more than aggravate her, and Mac says, he demonstrated that out in the squad room. Dante tells him, chill out, and Cody kicks a chair over. Dante tells Cody not to push him, and Cody swipes a pile of folders onto the floor.

Molly says, they have great news and wanted to share it with the family as quickly as possible. TJ’s on call, so it’s up to her to be the bearer of fantastic news. Sam says, so spill, and Molly says, they’ve found their surrogate.

Kristina tells TJ, the Corinthos-Davis House is going to need a lot of support, especially from the LGBTQIA+ community. She needs to get a balanced board for maximum outreach. As a transgender woman, Terry will be able to speak to those issues from a personal perspective. It’s so important for them to have her insight, so they can offer the right guidance and create a safe space for kids who are questioning their gender identity. TJ says, Dr. Randolph is amazing. She’s highly intelligent, detail oriented, and extremely professional. She’d be a great addition. Kristina says she knows. She just hopes Terry has the time. The elevator comes, and she says, wish her luck. She gets in, and he says, absolutely. Good luck. She crosses her fingers.

Mac tells Cody, kick over any more chairs, and he’ll be spending the night in holding. Is that really what he wants? Now pick up these papers and calm down. Cody starts to pick them up, and Mac thanks him, adding, Dante, outside. Mac tells Dante, they can only cover for Cody for so long. If he keeps acting up, they’ll have to throw the book at him. Dante says he understands and he’ll handle it. Mac says, if there’s a problem, text him, and Dante says, go. Have a nice night. He’s got this. Mac leaves, and Dante goes back in the interrogation room. He says, dude, what the hell is going on? What is he doing? Is he trying to get arrested?

Gregory arrives at Finn’s and says he’s sorry. He had an unexpected delay. Finn says, it’s okay, and tells Violet, we’re going to be good for grandpa, aren’t we? Like Violet is ever bad. She says, of course (🍷), and Finn says, of course (🍷). And don’t even think about staying up past her bedtime. She says, never, and winks at Gregory. Finn says, that was right in his face. She’s not even trying to be subtle anymore. He asks if Elizabeth is ready, and Violet gives her a hug, telling her to be careful when she’s driving or daddy will direct her. Finn says, road safety is very important to him, and Violet says, always remember to belt up. (I second that. A seatbelt saved my life once.) Finn says, buckles and brakes and blinkers is their motto. Finn says goodnight to Violet, and they leave. Gregory asks Violet what she wants to do. Movie? Checkers? She says she has a way better idea, and tells him, wait here.

Brook asks the bartender for two Mai Tais, and make one of them a double. Tracy looks bored, when Brook brings her drink and says, this will get them in the mood. Tracy asks, what mood is that exactly? And why has Brook brought her to this wasteland of kitsch? and Brook says, she doesn’t like it? If she must know, Tracy is driving everyone crazy at home. She’s constantly complaining, so Brook kindly volunteered to whisk Tracy away and give the family and the staff a break. Tracy says she’s a pleasant person and she’s easy to live with, and Brook says, she’s the only one who thinks that. Tracy takes a sip, and says, and she cares about other people’s opinions why? Never mind. She doesn’t. The only thing she cares about is their little project at Deception. Can they talk about that?

Cody tells Dante that he’s serious. Gladys is the one they should be grilling, not him. Dante says, Cody told him all about his problems with Gladys, and Cody says, she framed him. She’s been trying to get him out of the way ever since he became friends with Sasha. Dante says he knows Cody cares about Sasha, but right now, she’s obviously going through a breakdown or something. Cody says, no. He doesn’t think Sasha’s having a breakdown. He thinks something else is going on, and it has Gladys written all over it. That’s why she wants the restraining order; she’s on to him. There should be a restraining order against her. Dante says, maybe, but she’s not the one who broke into Sasha’s room at Ferncliff and violated visitor protocol. Way to go. Now the law is actually on Gladys’s side. Cody crumples up the restraining order and says, he doesn’t care about that. Dante shouldn’t have stopped him. That way, he could have shoved this restraining order down Gladys’s throat. He throws the ball of paper, and Dante says, Cody better relax.

Jordan says, this is so exciting, and hugs Molly, congratulating her. Molly tells her, they didn’t want to say anything until they made their decision, and Alexis says she’s surprised at how quickly they made their decision. Molly says, they know her. Once she identifies a problem, she has to solve it. She and TJ weighed all their options and realized their best option was a surrogate using her own egg. Of course (🍷) TJ will be the father. Jordan asks how they found her, and Molly says, they signed up with a service and did all the interviews yesterday. Alexis says, they’re certainly on the fast track, and Molly says, it’s going to take at least nine months. Jordan says, tell them about this woman, and Molly says, there were a few good candidates, but the one she and TJ liked the best was Andrea Gates. She’s in a stable marriage. She’s got a young son, who’s young enough not to ask if he’s having a baby brother or sister. She’s completely fine with them going to the doctor’s appointments, and they really connected with her. They already did the background checks and filled out all the forms. And the best thing is, she’s willing to start the process right away. Alexis says, that’s incredible. They’re not letting any grass grow. Jordan says, this is happening kind of fast. Are she and TJ sure? Molly says, absolutely. 100%. There’s a knock at the door, and Molly says, that must be the sushi.

Crafting materials laid out on the table, Violet tells Gregory, so you pick up the bead you want to use. You can use any color or shape you like. Sometimes she likes to use only a few colors. He puts a bead on the string he’s holding, but drops the next one, and she tells him, be careful. The beads are kind of hard to find on the floor. He tells her, don’t worry. He promises he won’t lose any. She shows him what she’s done and asks if it doesn’t look like a line of atoms and molecules. What does he think? He says he thinks it’s smashing, and she says, smashing? He says, it’s an atom joke, and tries to put on another bead.

Finn and Elizabeth arrive at the pool, and a woman puts leis on them. Finn asks if Elizabeth thought he’d refuse, and she says she knows how protective he is about his professional image. He says, yeah, image is very big with him. He wants her to know, this is not his first luau. There was the… Maybe this is his first luau. But in all his extensive travels, nothing was as beautiful as how she looks tonight, especially in the light of the fire dancer. She says, smooth, and he says, still, it’s true.

Brook says, well? and Tracy says, the only reason she came to this tropical travesty was so they could talk freely about Deception. Brook tells her, you know what they say about all work and no play. Let her get Tracy another Mai Tai. They’re fun, they’re fruity, and they’re perfect for a hot night like tonight. Tracy says she guesses if she’s going to endure this circus, she might as well partake of the appropriate cocktail. Brook says, that’s the spirit, and Tracy says she must admit – she drains the drink with her straw – they’re quite delicious and refreshing. She hands Brook her glass, and Brook says, told you so. She’ll be right back. Brook goes to the bar and tells the bartender for another two Mai Tais. Make one a double and the other a virgin.

Everyone sits down to eat, and Molly says she knows how this may seem fast, but she and TJ have been living with this for a while. They’ve examined it from every angle. Jordan says she’s sure it’s been hard to think of anything else, and Molly says she guesses she’s been a little single minded. If she’s detecting any worry, let her put their minds at ease. TJ has been with her every step of the way to ground her and there’s still a ton of stuff to do. People are working on contracts, and Tamiko is handling all the legal details. Of course (🍷) they’re going to need a better place, but for now they’re emotionally, physically, psychologically, and financially ready. Alexis says, that covers all the bases, and Sam asks if Alexis is sure Molly’s related to them.

TJ asks Kristina how it went with Dr. Randolph, and she says, fantastic… She thinks it went well. Terry was asking a ton of questions and she’s very smart like TJ said. He says, Terry is thorough, and Kristina says, that has to mean she’s considering it, right? He says, it’s definitely a good sign, and she says she guesses she had a productive meeting today. He says, great. So it was worth sacrificing the sushi party for. She asks what he’s talking about.

Alexis tells Sam that Molly can’t cook and orders out. That’s how she knows Molly is one of them. Jordan says she wasn’t trying to question Molly before, but Molly tells her, it’s okay. She completely values Jordan’s perspective. Jordan says she supposes she’s always in investigator mode. Molly and TJ have challenging careers and busy lives. Molly says, that’s putting it mildly, and Jordan say she wonders where they both got that from. If they say they’re ready, she says, let’s bring on Baby Davis-Lansing-Ashford.

Brook says, it’s actually nice being out with Tracy. Tracy thanks her, and says, stop evading the subject. Brook says, avoiding, and Tracy says, whatever. They both work. Brook asks, what’s with her and Deception? She’s like a rabid dog with a bone. Tracy laughs, and says, a rabid dog? Brook reminds her of Luke. He liked a snappy barb. Tracy gets teary, and Brook says, the two of them were a perfect match for a battle of the wit. Tracy says, their project at Deception gives her something to focus on, because she… she can’t… she can’t believe he’s gone. They were going to travel the world together; Luke style, not Quartermaine. But Luke always had a scheme on the side. They were perfectly matched in that score too. She drains her drink, and says, he was so funny. He used to make her laugh. He used to make her cry. He never bored her. Brook says, he loved her, and Tracy says, he did. And she misses him so.

Mac shows up at the luau and tells Felicia, sorry. She says, dare she ask? and he says, Cody. Gladys filed a restraining order against him. And let’s just say all hell broke loose – literally.

Elizabeth says, the food is really good, but Finn says he hadn’t noticed. She says, he actually has to try it to find out, and he says he guesses when he’s happy he doesn’t have much of an appetite. She says, really? When she’s happy, she’s more ravenous. He says, she’s happy? and she says she is. He says, good. He’s glad to see her happy. She says she’s glad to see him happy, and he says, it makes him happy being here in this moment. Come to think of it, he hasn’t been hungry in a while now. These past few weeks, being with her, have been kind of wonderful. She says, it has been, and he asks, so what’s changed this time around?

Violet tells Gregory that she doesn’t have any clasps, but thinks there’s some in her room. She’ll be right back, but he needs to stay. He needs to finish his bracelet. She runs off, and he puts the bracelet down. He gets up, and then falls.

Alexis says she’s happy for Molly if she and TJ have made their decision, and Molly says, they have. Alexis says she’s just being a nudge. Molly will find out shortly, that will be her job as a mother too. Sam says she can testify to that, and Molly says, with any luck, Andrea will be pregnant in the next few months, and she’ll be joining their ranks as a mom within the next year. Jordan says she can’t wait to welcome Molly, and Alexis hugs her, saying, Molly is her baby and she’s always going to worry about her. She’ll call Molly tomorrow. She wants to hear more about Andrea. Jordan says, her too. She’d love to stay longer, but tomorrow is the preliminary budget battle, round one. Molly says, that sounds horrible, and they hug. Jordan and Alexis leave, and Molly tells Sam, that went well. How about some green tea?

Dante says he knows Cody. Cody would never be violent toward a woman, not even Gladys. So please tell him what the hell is going on? Cody says, maybe Dante doesn’t know him as well as he thinks he does, and Dante says, really? Because he thinks Cody is just trying to throw him off the scent. Why? Cody says he doesn’t have any idea what Dante is talking about, and Dante says, Cody is a terrible actor; always has been. This whole thing is an act. He’s not out of control. Him kicking and screaming and knocking over chairs, acting crazy, throwing bottles around. He doesn’t want to get arrested. He wants to get committed.

Everyone applauds for the fire dancer, and Elizabeth says, Finn asked, what changed. Wow. What a question. She’s certainly changed. He says, that’s not what he meant, and she says she has. She feels cleansed of a lot of things, a lot of burdens, and he was there for a lot of it. She was so worried about making a mistake, the one that would finally push him away, and then what would happen to Violet and her relationship with the boys? She had to close off to protect that, to protect them. Us? Me? Finn says, for what it’s worth (🍷), she doesn’t ever have to protect herself from him. She says she knows. Maybe she’s been a little too careful. He says, so no pressure, and she says, maybe just a little.

Gregory struggles to get up, when Violet comes back. She runs to him, asking if he’s okay, but he says, don’t worry. He’s perfectly fine. He just tripped. She helps him onto the couch, and he says, it must have been on one of those beads. She says she’s sorry, she probably dropped one, but he says, no. She didn’t do anything wrong. She asks if he’s hurt. Should they call daddy?

Cody bangs his head on the table and says, Dante’s giving him a headache. Dante says, what is this? What is he doing? Cody says he has no idea what Dante is talking about, and gets up. Dante says, Cody isn’t stupid; neither is he. Cody says, Dante’s crazy, and Dante says, maybe he is, but Cody’s trying to make him think he’s crazy, so he gets remanded to Ferncliff. Cody says, remanded? He doesn’t even know what that word means. Dante says, go ahead, play dumb. Cody’s trying to get himself committed so he can rescue Sasha, right?

Alexis and Jordan get coffee at the Bistro, and Alexis says she knows Jordan has a heavy schedule tomorrow, so she thanks her for staying out a little longer. Jordan says, actually, she needed to debrief, and Alexis says, that’s a perfect way of putting it. What are her thoughts? Jordan says she thinks they’re going to be grandmothers, and Alexis says, old hat for her. Jordan says she’s all for it, but she wonders if it’s all happening too quickly, and Alexis says, like the rush of a tornado pulling Molly and TJ into its eye. Jordan says, Molly had all the answers. It’s obvious they did their research. Alexis says, a doctor and a lawyer walk into a bar… Jordan laughs, and Alexis says she shares Jordan’s concern, but if it makes her feel any better, Molly and TJ are two of the most mature people she knows. And they certainly stood the test of time. They certainly lasted longer than she did with any of her relationships, or almost anyone she knows. So if anyone can figure it out, they can. Jordan says she guesses. So where was Kristina tonight? Wasn’t she available? Alexis says, good question.

Molly says she wants Sam to know what an incredible mother she thinks Sam is to Danny and Scout, and Rocco and Charlotte. She seems to juggle it all, and still find time to take the kids on adventures to the zoo and escape rooms… Sam says, please don’t remind her of that, because they almost lost Charlotte, and Molly says, Charlotte marches to her own beat. Sam says, she certainly does march to the beat of her own drum, and Molly says, she was wondering… She and TJ were both wondering if she would be the baby’s godmother. Sam says she’s so honored that Molly would ask her to be the baby’s godmother. Obviously, her answer is yes. But let’s get you pregnant first. Molly says, of course (🍷). TJ is going to ask Curtis to be the godfather. Sam says she’s sure he would love that, when there’s a knock at the door. Sam says she’s got this, and opens the door to Kristina.

Gregory tells Violet that they don’t want to bother her daddy or Aunt Elizabeth about something so silly as this, and Violet says, but daddy’s a doctor. He can help if Gregory is hurt. Gregory says, but he’s not. He’s actually feeling pretty good. Why don’t they get back to finishing their bracelets? She says, the beads were acting funny before. Maybe bracelets aren’t such a good idea. Does he want her to get him some ice? Gregory says, listen, Florence Nightengale, the only medicine I need is your company. Spending time with his amazing granddaughter is the perfect remedy for what ails him. He holds her close.

Cody says, why would anyone want to commit him? They’d have nothing to gain. He’s not rich. He doesn’t have any fortune to control or manipulate. Dante says, no one wants to commit Cody; Cody wants to commit Cody. Sasha is where she needs to be right now to get help. Something is wrong with her. She attacked Cody. Cody says, did she though? He’s not sure of anything anymore. Maybe he imagined it. Sometimes he has a hard time differentiating between what’s real and what he’s dreaming. He just feels like a tumbleweed blowing through a ghost town. Dante says, Sasha stabbed him in front of a bunch of witnesses. A reporter even covered the whole thing, so Cody not testifying isn’t going to set Sasha free. Cody says, free. What is free? Is he free? Is Dante free? Is anyone free? Dante says, this is stupid. This game Cody is playing is dangerous. It’s not going to help Sasha or Cody, and probably going to land Cody in a world of hurt.

Kristina says she heard Molly had a party, and Molly says, it wasn’t really… Kristina says, and she wasn’t invited?

Mac says he hopes Dante was able to get Cody under control, and Felicia says, her too. It sounds really awful. Should they go back there? He says he’s sure Dante can handle it. They have a long history together. There’s never a dull moment. She says, there certainly isn’t, and he says, what’s that look? She says, what look? and he says, that look that says, I’m planning a little scheme with either Lucy or Anna or my brother. She says, no scheme, but she was thinking… He says, uh-oh.

Tracy is starting to fall out, and Brook says, it’s time to go. Tracy says, Brook forced her to come to this pineapple purgatory, and just when she’s starting to enjoy herself, Brook wants to hustle her out. She yells, where are the ukeleles?! and Brook says, it’s getting late. Tracy whines, and where is my fire eater?

Finn comes in, and Gregory asks, how was the date? Finn says, what’s the upper limit of happiness? and Gregory says, that good, huh? Sounds fun. Finn says he guesses it was fun, and Gregory says, he’s not sure? Finn asks if Gregory has ever thought he was experiencing time out of time? Like everything else just disappears, and all that’s left is two people alone in the universe. Gregory says, like someone hit the magic pause button, and the two of you are in a bubble and nothing else matters. Finn says, nothing else matters; that’s exactly it. No secrets, no boundaries between them. Gregory says, what Finn and Elizabeth have is rare, priceless. Hold on to that. It gives him great peace of mind to know his sons have love in their lives.

Felicia says, hear her out, and Mac says, always and gladly. She says she loves being a grandmother. Don’t get her wrong; there is nothing better. But it’s not full-time and she doesn’t want to be pushy with Maxie and the kids. She’s starting to feel like there’s so much more she should be doing. He says, please don’t tell him that she wants to go back to being a private eye, and she says, no. She’s definitely done with that, but she certainly (WOTD) would be interested in helping out at the police station. She wants to be at the center of something important. He says he realizes she’s relentless and she’d be a great asset… She says, but? She’s not asking for special treatment. She wants to contribute in a meaningful way. She wants to use her skills and her experience to help the community. He says, what about the hospital? That’s a great place to look. She says she doesn’t have a medical background, but he says, there’s a whole ecosystem over there. From orderlies to surgeons, not to mention all the volunteers. Think of all the connections they’ve made over there; all the help they’ve been given over the years. She says, they saved Maxie’s life, and he says, she wants to make a difference to their community? What better place than General Hospital? Brook and Tracy come over to the table, and Brook says, aloha. Mac says, hi, Brook and – Tracy saunters over to him and leans on his chair – Tracy. Brook says, sorry they didn’t come over earlier, but they were just on their way out. Tracy says, Felicia… You should get that fire twirler over here to warm up Chilly Willy. She takes the pineapple out of Mac’s drink, and Brook says, okay, hustling her out. Mac says, she took my pineapple, and Felicia laughs.

Brook asks Tracy, what was that all about? and Tracy says, Mac is a bore, but look… Never mind about him. She and Brook have bigger fish to fry. Brook still owes her, and Brook’s going to pay her back with Deception. Brook says, what on earth does Tracy want with Deception? and Tracy says she wants it all, lock, stock, and barrel. And they’re going to get it. Yahoo! She jumps up and down, and Brook shushes her. Tracy wanders over to a table and starts messing with a guest’s drink. Brook says she’s so sorry, and steers Tracy away. Tracy heads out the door, and Brook sighs.

Cody gets really close to Dante and asks if Dante ever thinks his mind is playing tricks on him. Dante says, mm-hmm, and Cody says he’s serious. Like today. He thought he got served these papers that said he had to stay away from Sasha, but Dante’s the one that just told him, Sasha stabbed him. Dante says, keep going, and Cody says he’s serious. Why would they want me to stay away from her, when she’s the dangerous one? Dante says he doesn’t know, but one thing he does know is that restraining order is real and it’s in effect. So if he were Cody, he’d stay as far away from Sasha and Ferncliff as he can, or there will be legal consequences. Is Cody hearing him? Doing his best Beetlejuice impression, Cody says, loud and clear. Either arrest him now or let him go. What’s it gonna be? Dante opens the door and says, he’s free to go. See if he can figure out what that means, being free. Cody starts to leave, but Dante stops him and says, be careful. Cody says, yes, sir, and winks. Dante watches him leave the station.

Alexis tells Jordan, Kristina is working on a foundation she started and she’s very busy. She’s sure that’s why Kristina couldn’t make it. Molly will probably talk to her in a one-on-one situation. Jordan says, that’s sweet. Kristina will be great support and obviously very involved. It’s wonderful they’re so close. Alexis says, wonderful.

Kristina asks Sam for a moment alone with Molly, and Molly says, it’s fine. Sam says she’ll check in with them tomorrow, and remember, she loves them both. She leaves, and Kristina says, how could you?

Finn goes into Violet’s room, and she says she’s so glad he’s home. He says, it looks like someone stayed up later than scheduled, and she says, no. She went to bed exactly on time. He asks, what happened? and she says, grandpa fell. He scared her. Finn kisses her forehead and says, it’s going to be okay. He puts his arms around her and says, grandpa’s going to be okay.

Gregory tries to sweep the loose beads from the table into his hand, and some of them fall on the floor. Finn comes out and says, let him do that. He picks the beads up off the floor and sits next to Gregory. He asks if Gregory is okay, and Gregory says he’s fine, just tired… and clumsy. Finn asks, is that why he fell? Or is it something else? Gregory hesitates a moment, then says, it’s something else… Something awful.

Tomorrow, Carly says, someone must want a favor; Valentin asks if Anna trusts him; Kristina asks why Molly is choosing a stranger to have her baby, when she was willing to do it; and Sonny says he may be able to do better than that.

👗 Dynamic Duos…

The challenge was to combine two opposing fashion styles, and the guest judge was designer Batsheva Hay. I’m unfamiliar with her designs (as far as I know), but I’m not exactly in the current designer loop. One of the ironies of my loving this show. It’s like art; I know what I like. Maybe my picker is off too, since Laurence won over Brittany in the top two, but I loved Brittany’s design a million times more. Although I’m very partial to the sheer dress thing she did, and Laurence did a jumpsuit which is not for me. I missed in the losing choice as well, since Korto was out over Bishme, and I preferred her design. At this point, there being only six designers left, nothing is horrible.

🎸 And You Can Vote…

Everything about the upcoming MTV VMAS.

https://www.mtv.com/vma

🐶 Top Ten…

It’s another matter of opinion, but of course dogs are number one.

The World’s 10 Favorite & Most Popular Animals in 2024

🌅 Hazy Shade Of Summer…

Come on down tomorrow for soap, a proper tea, insightful words (for the most part), and a tune befitting the time. Until then, stay safe, stay never telling a secret unless someone’s life is at stake, and stay always remembering to belt up. Let buckles and brakes and blinkers be your motto.