What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Gregory knocks on Alexis’s office door and says, rumor has it she’s looking for him. She says, yes. A freelancer dropped the ball on the rezoning article, and she needs this done. Can he do it? It’s supposed to be in tomorrow’s edition. He says he’ll do what he can and takes the folder from her. Just so she knows, he has some plans in his near future. She says, does he now? What do these plans involve? He says, the defenestration of Tracy Quartermaine.

Chase and Brook walk through Rice Plaza with Leo and Violet, and Leo wonders if Ned will still perform at the Gingerbread Jam. Brook says, he’s very busy catching up on everything he’s missed, but she’s sure he’ll pull out his guitar just for Leo. Violet says, maybe Chase can perform again. Last year, he and Blaze were epic. Chase says he appreciates it, but now that he’s back to fighting crime, he’s put his singing career behind him. Brook says, there’s one thing she and Violet agree on, and Violet says, just one? Brook says, everything her handsome, charming fiancé does is epic, and kisses him.

Blaze tells Kristina, then after midnight mass, her abuela invites everyone over for food I don’t catch the name of, and Kristina asks what something or other is. Blaze says, basically Puerto Rican eggnog. She can make Kristina some when she comes over. Kristina says she’d like that.

Dr. Navarro (I think, different actress) says she was sorry to hear about the miscarriage. Is their surrogate open to trying again? TJ says he’s afraid not. She took it really hard. The doctor says she’s sure. Setbacks like this are devastating for everyone, but they’re here, so she takes it they want to discuss options. TJ says, actually… Molly says, they already have a new surrogate.

At Laura’s apartment, temp Josslyn (see below) holds a gift to her ear, and Trina asks what she’s doing. Josslyn says, making sure it’s not ticking, and Spencer says, digital clocks don’t tick, but if she doesn’t want it… Trina says, it won’t kill her, she promises, and Josslyn says, Spencer shouldn’t have. He says, when she opens it, she’ll wonder how she ever lived without it. Josslyn says she’s sure. Besides, he’s already given her the greatest present ever – there’s a knock at the door – her best friend’s happiness. Spencer says, the gift that keeps on giving, and opens the door. Esme is there.

Brennan walks into Kelly’s, where he lives now, and says he was going to see if Carly needed help, but she seems to have everything under control.

Anna meets Dante at the morgue and asks if there’s a reason they keep meeting here. He says, yeah. He likes it here. There’s no security cameras and the people who are here are bad witnesses. She asks, why the secrecy? and he says he didn’t want to risk tipping anybody off. She asks what he’s been up to, and he shows her a manila envelope and says, investigating Jameson Forsythe.

Violet says she’s going to get a hot chocolate that’s all marshmallow, and Leo says, if it’s all marshmallow, why not call it a marshmallow? (He’s not wrong.) She tells him that the hot chocolate will be poured on top, and Chase tells them to get whatever hot chocolate marshmallow drink they want, and Brook says, they want to take them back to their parents as hopped up on sugar as possible. Chase says, here’s twenty bucks, handing it to Violet. Consider it her Christmas present. She says, not a chance, and tells Leo, let’s go. Brook tells them to stay where she and Chase can see them, and asks Chase, who’s next on his gift list? He says, besides his beautiful fiancé? and she says, Santa already brought her what she wants, looking at her ring. He asks if she’s sure she likes it, and she says, she loves it, but more importantly… He says, Maxie approves, and she says, yes indeed. Now who’s next on his gift list? He says, his dad. No pressure, but this has to be the most special Christmas his family has ever had.

Alexis says, no one understands the desire to send Tracy careening out of a window more than she does. In fact, typically, she’d help Gregory push her, but she didn’t enjoy prison the first time. He says, defenestration isn’t strictly accurate. There will be a fall from a great height, but he intends for Tracy to be flung at her own choosing and attached to a parachute. She says, Tracy is going to go skydiving with him? and he says, that’s the hope. Alexis says, he hasn’t asked her yet, and he says he heard she just got back from Amsterdam. He thought he’d go by her place and pitch it to her. Think she’d go for it? She says, he has a better chance of pitching a strikeout against Mickey Mantle, and he says, Micky Mantle’s been dead for 30 years. She says, exactly. It’ll never happen.

Esme tells Spencer, sorry. She was having a package delivered here and got a notification it was here. He gives her a box and asks, where’s Ace? She says, he’s fine, and he says, that’s not what he asked. She says she met this really nice biker couple who said they’d watch Ace. She didn’t catch their names, but they swore they wouldn’t sell the baby. He says, that’s funny, and she says, he’s in daycare. Relax. He says, she wouldn’t have to rely on daycare so much if she wouldn’t… Trina asks how the new place is, and Esme says, it’s cozy. Peaceful. She thanks Trina for asking, and Josslyn says, then again, anything’s cozier than a jail cell, right? Esme asks if she can talk to Trina for a second… alone, and Trina says, sure. They go into the hallway, and Spencer listens at the door, but Josslyn tells him, leave it.

In the hall, Trina asks, what’s up? and Esme says, Trina may not want to hear this, but thank you.

Anna asks if that’s what she thinks it is, and Dante says, it is. She’s welcome. He holds out the envelope, and she says she told him to stay out of it. He says he knows she did, but she’s not his boss anymore. He doesn’t have to listen to her. She says she told him not to get involved, because if he did, it could be dangerous, and he says he knows. The thing is, she’s his friend and she never turned her back on him, so he’s not turning his back on her. So does she want to see what’s in here or not? She takes the envelope and asks how he got it. He says, the storage locker at the train station, and she asks how he found out about it. He says, the M.E. found a key on Forsythe’s body and handed it over to him. Instead of logging it in as evidence, he kept it. She takes out the report and says, this is it. So she guesses Forsythe must have broken into her apartment that night. He says, that’s not all, and takes out the photos, setting them on the table. He says, here’s her, here’s Forsythe. Who’s that guy? Does she have any idea who that is?

Carly thanks Brennan, but says she doesn’t put her customers to work. He says he’s not just any customer, and she says, but then she’d have to hire him. Deal with the whole hour/wage thing, the insurance, stuff like that. Then she would lose him as her regular. He says, she noticed, but she tells him not to let it go to his head. She always notices when people keep coming around. It’s good business. He says, it looks like she’ll have his business for a while. She asks if he’s sticking around, and he says, it’s taken longer than expected to take care of the security issue in Port Charles. It’s the kind of thing that requires his personal attention. She says she’s sure he’ll figure out the situation soon enough, and he says he hopes not. He’s glad for an excuse to stay. She says, he likes the burgers here that much? and he says, the burgers, The Chuck, the hotel. Opportunities abound in Port Charles, and he intends to jump on every single one of them.   

Brook tells Chase not to worry about a thing, and he says he’ll try. She says, leave it to her and she’ll help him make this the best holiday for his dad. He says, if anyone can do it… She says, thank you. They’re at this beautiful holiday extravaganza, and if they don’t find anything to their liking here, they have the entire city of Port Charles and the internet. So they’ll start here and work their way outward. He says, all right. He and his dad are pretty similar, so if she could just give him a hint of what she’s getting him… and she tells him, like Violet said, not a chance. He says, she can’t blame a guy for trying, and she says, while they’re shopping for his dad, they can find something for Maxie and her kids. It’s so terrible that she’s struggling financially this Christmas, especially since it’s all her fault. He says, once she gives Maxie control of Deception, she’s not even going to remember how tough it is right now. She says, that’s not going to help Maxie through the next billing cycle. She needs to help Maxie right now.

Kristina tells Blaze that Molly and TJ are giving each other presents like the perfect pair of socks or an antique paperweight. Blaze says, they’re so cute, and Kristina says, then she and Sam exchange gifts. Sam got her a pepper spray holster, and she got Sam a pair of brass knuckles. Then her mom launches into this 30 minute, totally inspired speech, free legal advice on concealed weapons. And that was before the Cassadine contingent showed up. Blaze says, so the Davis branch of her family… Kristina says, they’re the sane ones, completely. The Cassadines? Everything Blaze has heard about them… the truth is so much worse. Blaze says, her family is insane, and Kristina says, tell her about it. Blaze says she loves it, and they surreptitiously touch hands. Brook approaches with Leo and Violet, and their hands move apart. Brook says she didn’t know Blaze was going to be here, and they hug.

Molly tells Dr. Navarro that her sister Kristina volunteered to be her surrogate. With Andrea unavailable, they talked it over and would like to get started as soon as possible. TJ says, they haven’t forgotten how much preparation went into this. Kristina knows she’ll be screened and undergo a mock cycle, ultrasounds, bloodwork… Molly says, they’re ready to screen egg donors, and they’re hoping Kristina will be successfully pregnant in the next couple of months. (How come they’re not using Kristina’s egg? Is that too weird?) The doctor says she’s afraid their timetable might be overly optimistic.

Anna tells Dante that she knows him all right. They didn’t have much contact during the operation, but he was involved. Did Dante read the report? Dante says he did. The botched op was trying to get a defector to the WSB, and their job was to escort him to safety. There were other names mentioned in the report besides Anna’s. Who is this guy? How does he tie in? She says, if she tells him… he knows, and he says, she’ll have to kill him. She says she won’t, but someone else might want to. Dante tells her, the way he sees it, knowledge is power, and the more they know, the better shot they have at staying alive and the better shot they have at taking these guys down. She says, don’t say she didn’t warn him. His name is John Brennan, and he was in field ops around the same time as her and Forsythe. Dante asks what he’s doing now. Is he still around? She says, oh yeah. He’s the current director of the WSB.

Carly tells Brennan, as luck would have it, Port Charles is pretty security conscious. They’re a major center for commercial shipping, medicine… He says, crime, and she says, that too. He’ll have plenty of business to jump on. He says, how about her? and she says, what about her? He asks if she feels safe here, and she says, security-wise? Yeah, sure, but she doesn’t live what one would call a typical life. He says he’s not surprised. There’s nothing typical about her. She says, that obvious, huh? and he says, despite the single mother, business owner exterior, she gives off a distinctly unconventional vibe. And he’s very much like to get to know her better.

Gregory says he doesn’t think Alexis is giving Tracy enough credit. He thinks she has an adventurous streak. Alexis says, she definitely has an adventurous streak. Anyone who flees the country as much as she did to avoid prosecution has a sense of adventure. Not to mention, she was married to Luke Spencer. He says he read about Luke in Lucy Coe’s book. He’s like the adventurer in us all. She says, exactly her point. Would Tracy jump out of a plane to avoid capture by either the authorities or the underworld? Easily. But would she jump out of a plane for amusement? He says he supposes only one way to find out, and she says she’s not trying to be a party pooper. Go ahead and ask her, but she doesn’t want him to get his hopes up. This is a big ask for Tracy. He says, it appears to be too big of an ask for everyone, but she says, that’s not true. What about Chase? he says, Chase would do it, but Brook would age thirty years waiting for him to land. She says, how about Finn? but he says, single parent. Violet has to come first. Oh well. Maybe this has to be the one item he won’t be able to check off his bucket list.

Brook says, look at Kristina and Blaze, thick as thieves. She’s glad they hit it off. Blaze says, you can never have too many friends. She loves all the little pop-up shops. Did they get anything good? Violet says, the grown-ups are here to shop. She and Leo are here to see Santa. Leo says, Violet’s here to see Santa, and Brook asks if he doesn’t want anything for Christmas. He says he wants a 3-D puzzle, and Violet says, then tell Santa, but Leo says, there is no Santa.

Josslyn tells Spencer, get away from the door, but he says he doesn’t think so. She asks if he isn’t always praising Trina for being smart and capable, and he says, yes, but… She says, if anyone can handle Esme without back-up, it’s Trina. Now how about if they open her present?

Trina asks, what exactly is Esme thanking her for? and Esme says she knows Trina encouraged Spencer to accept she was moving out. He was so opposed at first, it made it harder for her to do what they all knew was right, but Trina talked him down and made it possible for her to start over and stand on her own. So thank you. Trina says she needed Spencer to know her feelings. To be clear, she didn’t do it for Esme. Esme says she never assumed Trina did. She just… Trina says she asked Spencer to let it go for his own good. She loves Spencer and she intends to have a future with him, but he was trying to be a father to Ace, not a brother, and it was getting in her way. Esme says she figured it was something like that. Even so, Trina has been patient and even polite to her, which can’t be easy with everything she did to Trina. Trina asks if she doesn’t mean the old Esme, and Esme says she’s come to realize that even if she never remembers what happened, all the things she did to Trina, Josslyn, and Cameron… She has to take responsibility for her actions, past and present, so she wanted to thank Trina. But she also wants to apologize for everything she put Trina through. She knows it’s too little too late, but she really hopes it’s not nothing, and maybe someday Trina might even manage to forgive her. Who knows? They might even end up as friends. Trina says, that will never happen.

Carly says she’s happy to get to know Brennan as a customer, and he says, ouch. She says, maybe even as a friend, but she thinks she told him… He says, she’s seeing someone. He remembers. She says, keep remembering, and laughs, and he says, whoever this guy is, he doesn’t seem to know how good he’s got it. She says, he does and so does she, and Brennan asks if the someone she’s seeing is Donna’s father. She says, a different someone. She and Donna’s father are divorced. He says, his loss, and she says, since he’s going to be a regular, what can she get him to eat? He says, sorry. He was being intrusive, wasn’t he? Occupational hazard. She says, that’s okay. She’s an open book. But she doesn’t know a lot about him. He says, ask him anything, and she says, what she knows about him is, he likes to run, he likes burgers, he works in security. What else? He says, there’s one more thing she knows about him, and she says, what? He says, that he enjoys her company, and she laughs. His phone rings, and he says, sorry. He has to take this. He’ll see her again soon. He grabs his coat, and leaves.

Anna tells Dante that Brennan took over as head of the WSB when Frisco was ousted, but when they were part of that failed operation, he was stationed in London and provided remote support and logistics for them. Forsythe was a field agent; she was basically a courier. It was her job to pose as the defector’s girlfriend and get him across the border, which didn’t happen because he got caught and killed. Then the other part is, the money that was allocated to buy the defector’s cooperation was just never recovered. Dante says, so what does the Bureau think happened to all that money? and she says she thinks they chalked it up to intelligence failure. It’s all here – she picks up the report – the dates, the locations, the agents involved. That’s why she kept a copy. Just in case somewhere down the line, they decided to pin this screw-up on her. He says, so Brennan’s now in charge, and Forsythe is dead after going to great lengths to get his hands on that report. There’s got to be something in it worth hiding. She says she guesses Brennan just rose up through the ranks and that would have given him more and more clearance. Eventually, he would have had access to his own records and would have seen a copy of this report. Dante says, but now in his new position, he can’t be implicated for the death of a defector and ten million dollars missing. She says, that’s a lot of money. If they’re right about this, then Brennan wants to eliminate any and all traces of this report. He says, and anyone who knows about it.

On the phone, Dante says, his name is John Brennan, head of the WSB. They want to find out any information about him, news releases, that kind of thing. Anything that will tell them who he is or who he’s connected to… He thanks Sam and tells her, you be careful too. He tells Anna, it’s safe to assume this guy is in good standing with the other Bureaus, the FBI, the CIA… Anna says, yeah. He was always super slick. Dante says, Brennan wasn’t incriminated, but they know he was involved somehow. Forsythe was incriminated, and now he’s dead. She says, what they need is something that ties Brennan to the defector’s assassination. Possibly if they could find out anything on that missing money it would help. He says he might have something. He found this in the locker with the report. He hands her the wallet and asks what she thinks those numbers are. She says, it’s twenty-one digits. That’s the exact number needed for a Swiss bank account. He says, maybe that’s where the missing money is, and she says she doesn’t know that’s where it is, but that could be where it went, and that might lead them to the person who’s responsible for the botched operation. He says, they’ve got to stash this evidence somewhere where Brennan can’t get to it, and she says she knows someone they can call.

Violet says, there is too a Santa, and Chase says, of course (🍷) there is. Brook asks why Leo would say such a thing, and he says, it’s scientifically impossible for one man to visit every single house in the world in one single night. (Again, he’s not wrong.) Violet says, when daddy orders food on his phone, it comes in three minutes or less, and Kristina says, with technology, anything is possible. Leo says, but Santa didn’t have the internet hundreds of years ago. And even if Santa visited every house in the world for one second, that would still be between one and two billion seconds. He’d have to bend the speed continuum to do so. So it’s impossible for there to be a Santa Claus. Violet asks Chase, is it true? Is Santa impossible? Blaze suggests Brook and Chase take Leo shopping, and Brook asks if she’s sure. Blaze says, Brook asked her to trust her as a manager. Does Brook trust her? Brook says, sure, and Chase says, just don’t entice her into a rock and roll lifestyle. Chase and Brook leave with Leo, and Blaze squats down to Violet’s level. She says, here’s the skinny on Santa. The truth is, Leo’s right.

Dr. Navarro says, essentially, Molly and TJ are starting from scratch. Realistically, the soonest they can expect successful implantation is six months, and that’s if the surrogate gets pregnant on the first implantation. TJ asks if there’s anything they can do to expedite things, but she says she’s sorry. As they already know, it’s a painstaking process and there are strict procedures that have to be followed every step of the way. Molly says, they understand. They just let themselves get carried away. She tears up, and TJ puts his hand on her back.

Alexis says, hold it, and Greogry stops on his way out the door. She says, he doesn’t have to defenestrate her diving ambitions just yet. He says he sees what she did there, and she says, does this dangerous and insane thing that insane people do… Does he really want to do it? He says, very much so, and she says, and his condition doesn’t prevent it? He says, not yet, but who knows how long that’s going to last. She says, then she has an idea. Is he ready? He shrugs, and she says, then just do it. Jump. Finn, her, Chase, whoever he wants will be standing there cheerleading. Hopefully, he’ll land safely. Just jump. Does he have to jump out of a plane with somebody else? He says, no, he doesn’t, and she says, there you go. He says, in fact, there’s not a single item on his bucket list that requires a partner, but he wants one anyway. The time is coming when he’s going to be trapped in his own body, unable to put thoughts into words with his mouth or his hands. Essentially, he’s going to be alone with his thoughts and memories until the end of a very short, difficult life. If that’s the way he’s going to go, then he wants his still active, still alert brain to be overflowing with memories and experiences that he shared with people he loves. Experiences that they can tell their kids and grandkids about when he can’t, because he’s unable to or because he’s gone.

Blaze tells Violet, a lot of things are scientifically impossible until someone comes along and proves they’re very possible. I’m thinking, bumblebees, but Violet says, like Santa? and Blaze says, exactly. And here’s how she knows. When she was young and learning how to sing, her voice teacher told her it was too hard for her to hit a high C, that she didn’t have the pipes. But with a little belief in herself and a lot of practice – she sings – now I can sing as high as birds can fly. That’s not impossible after all, huh? Violet says she wants to sing like Blaze. Maybe she can ask Santa for singing lessons. Blaze says, why ask Santa when she’s right here? Kristina watches, smiling.

Alone in the doctor’s office, Molly says she feels bad, but TJ says, she’s hardly the first person to become emotional in the doctor’s office. She says, but she’s not those people. She’s her. She doesn’t do this. He says, why not forgive herself just this once. He teases her, saying, he won’t. He’s so embarrassed. She laughs and he says, that’s better. How does she feel about starting over? She says, her first impulse is full speed ahead, and he says, now that she’s had a second? She says, it’s a long and arduous process. Not just for them. Kristina’s ready to go now. She’s going to have to wait too, and if what happened to Andrea happens with Kristina… He says, she’s right. They need to both be ready to go through all of this again. She says, not to mention the expense, which is another emotional toll. He says he appreciates her mom offering to help them the first time, but he’s not comfortable asking her again. She says, her neither. So she guesses they’re on their own. Can they even do this? He says, they’re going to figure this out. Even if it means they have to do some budgeting, they’ll figure it out. She says, what just kills her is, a month ago, their dream was on its way to happening, and now… He says, they’re back at square one. It feels so… She says, out of reach. Again. He holds her.

Josslyn says, oh my God. It’s perfect. She takes out a dartboard with Spencer’s picture in the middle, and he says he figured the next time he does something that warrants getting a smack, she can save him the bruise. She says, he means he can save him the bruise. She just doesn’t know where she’s going to put it. She can’t put it up in their dorm room. Trina would flip out. He says, Trina knows about it. Josslyn says, Trina’s probably going to use it more than she will.

In the hall, Trina says she’s glad Esme’s changed. And she believes Esme is sincerely sorry. Esme says she really is… Trina says, maybe it’s a good thing that Esme doesn’t remember all the incredibly cruel things she’s done to her. But she does remember. There will never be a day where she or Joss or Cam will look at her and not remember. So they can be cordial, even friendly, but that, this right here, is as good as it’s going to get. Esme thanks Trina for hearing her out, and leaves. Trina goes back inside, and Josslyn asks what Esme wanted. Spencer asks what she said, and Trina tells him, it doesn’t matter what Esme said. It only matters what she said.

Sam comes into Kelly’s and orders a cup of coffee. She tells Carly, it’s going to be a long night. She and Dante are working on something. Carly leaves to get the coffee, and Sam looks up Brennan on Spyder-Finder. She sees an article: WSB NAMES NEW DIRECTOR: JOHN BRENNAN WILL HEAD THE WSB AFTER FISCO JONES OUSTER.

In a very clean alleyway, Brennan asks Hume if he has a location. Hume says, he put their hackers on it. They tapped the GPS system on Anna’s phone and traced her to General Hospital. From there, it’s pretty easy to access… Brennan says he’s not interested in Hume’s processes. Does he know where she is? Hume says, the General Hospital morgue, meeting Detective Dante Falconari. As soon as he connected Anna to Detective Falconari, his people backtracked Dante’s movements. Yesterday he visited a bank where he rented out a safe deposit box. Hours earlier, he was at a train station locker. Security footage shows him retrieving a small package. Brennan says, that must be where Forsythe stashed the report. Now that Falconari has it, Anna does too.

Walking out to the pier with Dante, Anna says, their contact should be here shortly. He’ll make sure the Bureau doesn’t get the evidence, and certainly not Brennan. Dante says, they make sure they secure that report, then go after Brennan himself, and Anna says, yeah. Wherever he is.

Hume asks what Brennan wants him to do, and Brennan says, find that cop and retrieve the report, if he has it with him. And make sure there are no physical or digital copies. Hume asks what Brennan wants him to do about Anna Devane.

Carly pours Sam’s coffee and sees the headline. She asks if that’s the guy Sam is investigating, and Sam says, yeah. He’s head of the WSB. Carly says, really. Because he told her that he was a security consultant. Sam asks if she knows him.

Gregory says he’s sorry. He didn’t mean to unload in Alexis’s office. He’ll get to that report. He starts to leave, but she stops him, snatching the folder from his hand. She says, don’t worry about the article. They’ll run a horoscope. He asks if they don’t have one already, and she says, even astrologers need opposing viewpoints. Just ask a Gemini. He says, no. He wants to work. They can still make tomorrow’s deadline. She says, do whatever he wants, but she’s going to be spending the next three hours calling every single skydiving service in the country, specifically to this area, to check the safety reports, because she’s certainly not putting her life in the hands of some random cloud jockey. He says, she’s going with him? and she says, looks that way. He says, no. He didn’t mean to sway her. She made it clear… She says she changed her mind. Besides, it’ll be a good story. He says, for the paper? but she says, for his grandchildren, and hers.

TJ and Molly walk down the hall hand in hand, and he asks if she’s okay. She says she’ll be fine. It’s just, the last thing she wants to do is take more time. They’ve lost enough already. He says he feels exactly the same, but he thinks they should sleep on it. She says she knows he’s right, and he says, it’s just one more day. What’s one more day? Having a baby is the dream. Isn’t that worth waiting for? She says, of course (🍷), but she thinks they should be taking into account their surrogate too. Kristina has offered them this incredible gift, but that’s doesn’t mean there isn’t an expiration date. He asks if she thinks Kristina will change her mind, and Molly says, no, but she has a life of her own. Her center is scheduled to open in June. Are they going to ask her to push back the opening so she can get pregnant? Maybe they’re being selfish using her sister as their surrogate. TJ tells her that Kristina said she wanted to do this, but she asks if they should really ask Kristina to put her life on hold for them. She does know that pregnant women do stuff, right?

Kristina, Blaze, and Violet walk through Rice Plaza singing Deck the Halls, and meet Chase, Brook, and Leo. Brook asks if everything is good here, and Blaze says she thinks so, but someone’s going to have to tell Violet’s dad she’s taking singing lessons, every Wednesday from 4 to 5. Brook says, with Blaze? That’s amazing. Chase tells Blaze, what did he say about dragging her into a rock and roll lifestyle? and Blaze says she’s giving Violet singing lessons, not lifestyle instructions. Leo asks if they can go home now, and tells Violet that he’s sorry he challenged her belief in something that made her happy. Violet says, that’s okay, and Leo says, even if there’s no scientific explanation for it. Violet says, that’s okay too. Right, Blaze? Blaze says, absolutely, and Brook says, Leo is right. They have to get going. She and Chase leave with the kids, and Kristina says, good save. Does she have any more tricks up her sleeve? Blaze says, stick around and maybe she’ll find out. She can’t give away all her secrets. You have to work for them. She tells Kristina that she’s going to get them some hot chocolate and goes over to the vendor. Kristina flashes back to them touching hands, then being interrupted by Brook.

Josslyn says she’s late for a study session with Adam, and Trina says she thought Josslyn told him that he had to find someone else to study with. He’s nice enough – don’t get her wrong – but he’s not Josslyn’s responsibility. Josslyn says she feels bad for the guy. Darts later? Trina says she can’t wait, and Josslyn leaves. Spencer says, it’s just them now. How did things go with Esme? She says, surprisingly well. Esme thanked her for encouraging him to take a step back. He says he bets, and she says, then Esme apologized for everything she did before. He asks if Trina thinks she meant it, and Trina says she does, but that doesn’t mean she trusts Esme.

Holding Ace near the tree, an ornament in her other hand, Esme says, isn’t it beautiful? Their first ornament for their first Christmas tree. Now watch mommy. She flashes back to being locked in the tower at Windymere and decorating the tree with toilet paper. She remembers saying, what a way to end a year. Ironic, isn’t it Ace? The ornament in her hand falls to the floor and smashes.

Tomorrow, Brook tells Ned that nothing is going to stop her from making this right; Laura asks if Cyrus will do this for her; Nina says she needs Ava’s help before her world comes crashing down; and Sonny tells someone that they’ve already been replaced.

🏥 Dropping In To Port Charles…

About the temp Josslyn.

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Below Deck Mediterranean

Backtracking a little, Captain Sandy asks if Lily can do turndowns on her own. She needs Lily to be more aware and have initiative. Lily has to be able to do it on her own, and she’s giving Lily one more chance. She knows Lily is exhausted, but how a crew member maintains is how she decides to keep a crew member. She needs to rely on Lily, and so does Tumi. Check in and stay on top with the radio. Lily says she feels she’s got a method now, and in Lily’s interview, she says she has to change people’s perception of her. They haven’t seen what’s underneath these curtains. The captain calls Tumi to the bridge, and says she talked to Lily. Sometimes you need to take time with someone. They could know what they’re doing, but have the wrong attitude. She always hires based on character, not skills. Skills can be taught; character is more difficult. In Tumi’s interview, she says she was hoping the captain let Lily go, but clearly not. She’s tired of picking up the slack, and so are Kyle and Jessika. She needs Lily to step it up. In Jessika’s interview, she says, Lily’s mistakes are her mistakes, and Lily’s successes are her successes. It’s her problem if Lily isn’t successful, and she’s not willing to take the fall if Tumi notices Lily’s mistakes. On deck, Max hums opera and exercises his abs.

It’s time for the preference sheet meeting, and Captain Sandy says, it’s a repeat customer. Luka asks how their first charter went, and the captain says, not good. Primary Billy is the co-founder of an ad agency. We flash back to that cruise, and the captain reads that he’s happy to be back, and hoping they have a boat with working stabilizers and a slide. He’s bringing his fiancé Chris and six close friends. Jack says, they want a Brazilian steakhouse meal and local Brazilian dancers. Tumi ponders local Brazilian dancers in Italy, and Tumi says, they want to have a sparkles and glitter dance party on the sun deck after dinner. Jack says, they want a big gay breakfast, and Luka says, there will be lots of sausage. Tumi says, they’re also asking Captain Sandy to join them for breakfast. Jack says, they love caviar so he’s getting the most expensive, beluga. Captain Sandy looks like she’s all-in with this. Provisions come, and Kyle is still wrestling with a migraine. He asks Tumi if he can lie down, and in his interview, he says, he was struck at 10 pm and had zero sleep. If this is because it’s been an emotional charter season and the stress has built, he doesn’t know. Haleigh calls the captain and says she’s been throwing up all day; she has a stomach bug. The captain tells her to get rest and hydrate. When she feels better, they’ll pick her up. Jessika shows Lily how to smooth out pillows, and Luka tells Max that he’s on at 3 am. Max says, it’s f***ing him up, and in Luka’s interview, he says, there’s extra pressure because of the last charter. We flash to Captain Sandy griping about Luka getting the schedule together, and Luka says, he’s concerned about Max. When you’re down a crew member, there’s an unspoken rule that you pick up the slack. He would never tell his boss that he can’t do it. Tumi wonders what to do for Kyle, and in her interview, she says, Kyle being down is her worst nightmare. He has he most experience. She still needs to supervise Jessika, and that means she’d need Lily to be alone with housekeeping. No. She just tried to get Lily fired less than 12 hours ago. Imagine if she did. Tumi tells Lily that she needs to be as quick as she can; Kyle is down with a headache. Lily wonders what’s happening to everyone, and the captain says, holy cannoli. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she says, she’s giving Lily the opportunity to redeem herself, and now Haleigh is gone, and Kyle is down, and Kyle knows the guests. The worst pressure is on her. She wants to pull this off. Please let the weather be good. Jessika asks Tumi if Kyle is going to be down for the entire trip, but Tumi says she can’t think that far.

The guests arrive, and immediately ask about the slide. We flash back to the captain telling them it’s stuck in customs, and she assures them it will be out. The usual happens, and Tumi tells them that Kyle is ill, but not to worry; he’s coming. Primary Billy and fiancé Chris talk to Jack about the cuts of meat and the temperature of this evening’s steaks, and in Jack’s interview, he says he prides himself on his steaks. He worked in an American steakhouse. He explains how he cooks his steak, and says he’ll put his steak against anyone’s. Jack promises the guests there will be steaks of all temperatures. In Lily’s interview, she says, she thinks it will get easier. She can do whatever she puts her mind to. She has a Masters; cleaning is easy. In Max’s interview, he says, Haleigh is gone, and they have less crew. If you don’t sleep, you go loco. The four things needed are sleep, eating, rest, and loving. Lobster spaghetti, Dover sole, and asparagus are served for lunch. Chris wants a potato for the caviar, and Tumi tells Jack. She comes back, and then is sent for crushed ice. Chris says he’s not a huge fan of mint in his asparagus and he has my agreement on that one. He and Chris tell Tumi that they need another plate and another potato, and in Tumi’s interview, she says, with Haleigh sick and Kyle down, the last thing she needs is dealing with difficult guests. Her aim is to keep afloat. She tells Jack that the guests want two potatoes, and he tells her, 20 minutes. She relays the message and asks Billy if that’s okay, but he says, no. They don’t want them anymore. She brings that info back to Jack, who says he hates them already. He wonders if this is going to be the charter that breaks them.

They anchor, and in Jessika’s interview, she says she needs to fully trust Lily. She needs to be on service, which she wanted to do more, but Lily has to be on housekeeping alone. Good luck, Lily. Tumi checks on Jessika in the laundry, and in Tumi’s interview, she says she’s pleasantly surprised. Everything is pressed and in order. With housekeeping, it’s a different story, but she believes in miracles, and she’s hoping their Lilybet is a miracle. Max meets the guests and amuses them, and the guests do water sports. The guests get ready for the Brazilian dinner, and Jack goes over the menu with Tumi. Tumi asks Luka to pick up the dancers, and in Luka’s interview, he says, in yachting, communication is everything. Tumi gets an A for communication, and it’s about time. Tumi asks Jessika what the guests are drinking, and Jessika says, literally everything. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she says she has an awesome deck team. Luka is focused and can implement change. Tumi tells Lily to take all the glitz and glamour out of the cupboard, and Max does The Worm down the hallway, which Lara finds disturbing, as do I. The captain checks on Kyle and asks if he’s sick sick. Maybe he should go to the doctor. He should be better be now; this is not normal. She calls the marina nurse Terry and says she’s concerned about a crew member with a headache. She asks for Terry’s help to facilitate a doctor visit, then calls Luka to the bridge. In Lily’s interview, she says she’s a visual learner. She likes when Tumi shows her stuff, but she’ll never fold a towel the same way twice though. The captain tells Luka that Kyle is going to the doctor, and Luka asks Lara to drive him to shore. In Lara’s interview, she says, everyone is breaking. Who are they losing next? The guests see Kyle leave in the tender, and Kyle tells Lara that he has no idea what’s going on. In Tumi’s interview, she says, great. She needs Kyle’s energy this charter. The guests have a relationship with him, and it adds to their experience. She could never reach their level of craziness.

Tumi tells Jessika, it’s going to be a long night. Kyle left for the doctor. Jessika says she’s shook, and Tumi asks where Lily is. Jessika says, doing cabins, and Tumi checks on her. Lily says she’s made the same bed four or five times, and in Tumi’s interview, she says she’s shocked that Lily is managing. She’s actually proud of her. Kyle gets to shore, and Lara tells him, get better. Luka steals a kiss from Jessika, and in Jessika’s interview, she says she’s starting to like Luka a lot. Him showing her so much affection makes her think he likes her more. In Luka’s interview, he says, Jessika is funny and fun, and a producer asks if he’s worried about getting attached, but he says, no. Lara picks up the Brazilian dancers, and in her interview, she says, mamacita! They look good. They should give her dance lessons and she can teach them other lessons later. Chris says, he and Billy had a fantastic time in Rio, so they wanted to bring Rio to the Med. The dancers change into Vegas showgirl type costumes and do their thing, some of the guests dancing with them. The guests are seated for dinner and the rare steak is served first. Billy wants a couple of slices, and Tumi explains that it’s not the medium well he requested, but he doesn’t care. He takes a few bites, and tells Tumi that he wants it more done, as though his order came out wrong. He says, they went over what medium is, and there isn’t a range of temperatures. Instead of wasting her time explaining to him that medium takes longer to cook than rare, in Tumi’s interview, she says, he’s just looking for something to complain about. He took the rare steak even though she warned him.

Jack gives Tumi the well-done steaks, and suddenly everything is perfect with Billy. Tumi asks Jessika to help with the cabins, and Jessika finds Lily almost finished. In Jessika’s interview, she says, is this real? Lily is learning. Guest Matthew, who reminds me of entitled brat Spencer on GH, says, the boat is amazing, but they’re not getting much flavor. Dessert is served, and Matthew says, the dinner was super mediocre, but the dessert is really good. Somebody says, it’s glam party time, and Billy says he loved dinner. Tumi tells Lily that she’s proud of her, and in Tumi’s interview, she says, some people need time. She thrived when she was put on laundry and housekeeping. She figured out the navigation, and Lily needed the space to do that. Katie Flood texts Luka that she’s in Portofino, and in Luka’s interview, he says, they used to date, but now she’s a friend. She worked for Sandy in the past. We flash back, but for the life of me, I don’t remember this girl. A producer asks what their history is, but Luka says, they don’t have any. They hung out a few times. What are you getting at? Lily and Max play roughhouse in the galley, and in Lily’s interview, she says, she and Max have fun together. Lily puts glitter on guests’ faces, and Jack asks Max to help wash dishes. In Max’s interview, he says he can’t close his eyes or someone will find him a new mission. He has to be a British spy. Mission Impossible. Kyle texts Tumi, saying he’s spaying the night on land, but should be back tomorrow. In Jack’s interview, he says he was trained in classical cuisine. He’s not sure what a gay breakfast even means, but he’s making it rainbowy. Wearing a rainbow tutu, Tumi hauls a blow-up penis on deck, unsure of where to put it. She finally plops it near the table. The guests sit and Captain Sandy joins them. Tumi tells the guests that the breakfast special is rainbow pancakes, and Matthew snarks that the chef’s specialty is in food coloring. He could make those pancakes. In Tumi’s interview, she says, oh my God. Here we go. She likes chaotic guests, but the ones who have notes on everything are the ones she doesn’t want. She doesn’t need them nitpicking everything.

Captain Sandy says she knows the guests aren’t overjoyed and the missing link is Kyle. Billy asks about Leah, and the captain says, they’re living together now. She tells them about meeting on Facebook. After breakfast, the guests play with the water toys, and Kyle calls. He says he can come back if someone will come get him, and the captain says she’s sending the tender. She tells the guests that Kyle is returning and tells Luka that someone has to pick him up. Max volunteers, and in Max’s interview, he says he feels like an octopus. The tender will be a sweet escape. No one watching. He can do it twice if he wants. Tumi puts a blue wig on. Max picks up Kyle, and in Kyle’s interview, he says, they did a bunch of tests. He was exhausted and dehydrated with a migraine. He feels guilty and asks if this isn’t normally what celebrities are hospitalized for. Is he a celebrity? Captain Sandy says she’s so happy, and Kyle says, guess who’s back? In Max’s interview, he says he’s hungry and tired and has a right to be a bitch to everyone. Tumi tells Kyle that he should wait before going on deck. The energy is draining. Natalya texts Jack that she heard things were busy. Kyle goes out to see the guests, and Billy says, it’s about time. They hug. Max pokes around the galley for food, and Lara points out that there’s pasta, but Max doesn’t want pasta. He tells Jack, there’s no food, just meat. He whines to Captain Sandy that there’s no food and when he leaves, Lara says, Max just doesn’t want what’s there. The captain calls Max to the bridge and says she doesn’t like to be lied to. Don’t lie again. He said there was no food and pitched a fit when there was pasta. Max says he didn’t know there was pasta, and Lara is like, oh no. He asked her if it was from last night, and she said it was vegetarian pasta. He said he didn’t want it. Captain Sandy tells him not to say there’s no food when clearly, there’s food. What he did was wrong. He didn’t want that food. In the captain’s interview, she says she knows they’re down two crew members and knows it’s extra work and tiring, but she doesn’t like liars. Say he’s sorry. Max says – wait for it – no, and walks off. Captain Sandy says she understands he’s tired and hungry, and Lara says she didn’t want to make a scene, but the captain says, she didn’t.

Next time, Jessika says, things are getting exciting with Luka; Captain Sandy says, Luka is smitten with Katie, and Jess hears; Billy tells Jack, more gay fun, less hotel; Lara has to go to the doctor; and the captain is concerned she won’t be able to leave the dock.

❄️ Dashing, But No Snow…

Set a spell tomorrow for soap and the excavation of internet gems. Until then, stay safe, stay being patient and kind if something goes wrong, and stay not challenging a child’s belief in something that makes them happy, even if there’s no scientific explanation for it.