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January 9, 2023 – Victor Finds Something In the North Tower, Smoking Cigars Backward On Deck & Man

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Nina goes through the box from Britt’s office, momentarily clutching the Doctor of the Year trophy to her chest. She takes out a document, and looks at it, when Ava comes in. Ava asks what Nina has there.

In the hospital elevator, Willow tells Michael that she felt such dread when she came there for chemo, but today, she has a bone marrow donor. She can actually believe this nightmare is coming to an end. He tells her that she’s a fighter, and he’s amazed by her, but she says she couldn’t have done any of it without him by her side. She’s so excited for what the future holds for their family. They hug.

Dante and Jordan approach Esme’s room, but Martin says he’s afraid he can’t let them go in there.

Elizabeth asks how Terry is doing, and Terry says she’s ready to throw her phone in the medical waste bin. Elizabeth says she’s sorry. She can’t imagine how it’s been. Martin approaches the desk, followed by Jordan and Dante, and says, as Chief of the medical staff of this hospital, he must insist Terry intercede, before Commissioner Ashford and Detective Falconari do irreparable harm to one of her patients.

On the phone as she walks into Kelly’s, Alexis says she won’t be coming back to the office this afternoon; something came up. She turns around to see Nikolas  coming in, and says, with her family.

Spencer goes into Windymere, and tells Sonny that he just needs a few minutes to grab his things. He doesn’t want to spend any more time here than necessary. Victor asks where Spencer is off to, and Sonny says, Spencer is coming home with him. He can make his own decision whether he wants to stay in this pit. Victor says he’ll be damned if he lets Sonny put his grand nephew’s future in jeopardy. Spencer says he appreciates Victor looking out for him, but the condition of his release was to remain in Victor’s care until the original date of his sentence has passed, and they’re past that date. He’s free to do whatever he wants. Victor says, of course (🍷) he is, but Spencer just lost his friend Dr. Westbourne. Isn’t this a time to be with family? Spencer says he will be with family, and Victor says he knows Spencer suffered a terrible loss, and he’s truly, deeply sorry. Please stay here, and let Victor help him. Spencer says, if it was just Victor here, he’d consider it, but the sooner he gets away from his father, the better. Victor says he knows Esme turned up last night; it was all over the news. He knows Spencer and Nikolas were always at odds over that troubled woman, but Spencer says, it’s more than that. Esme is pregnant with his father’s baby. So does Victor really think Nikolas is the best person to console him in his time of need?

Jordan tells Martin to cut the theatrics. She already spoke to Terry about Esme answering questions, and she’s perfectly capable. Terry says, Esme’s doctor already signed off on it, and she sees no reason to keep the Commissioner and Dante from questioning Miss Prince. Martin says, no reason? His client is pregnant, fragile. She can’t remember a single solitary thing about her life. What can the police possibly hope to achieve by harassing her? Terry asks if Finn would double-check that Esme is strong enough to talk to the police, and monitor her while they’re asking questions, and Finn says, of course (🍷). Terry thanks him, and says, if he sees any reason for concern, don’t hesitate to contact her. Finn leads the way to Esme’s room, Martin following. Elizabeth asks if Terry wants to talk about it, and Terry says, it’s just been one thing after another, and she has to catch up on everything Britt was taking care of. They were at her party last night; she was dancing and singing. Terry’s voice breaks as she asks, how is she just gone?

Nikolas thanks Alexis for meeting him on such short notice, and she says, it was no small feat, considering today’s news cycle. They found Esme, pregnant, no memory… Britt’s death. How is Spencer handling things? He says, Spencer isn’t exactly talking to him these days, and she says, Spencer came over on Christmas, and told her about some of their issues. She’s not surprised. He says, actually, he didn’t ask to meet to discuss Spencer. He’s in trouble, and needs legal advice. She says, how many times does she have to tell him, she’s not an attorney, but he says he needs advice, even if it’s in an unofficial capacity. She asks if he doesn’t have an uncle who’s an attorney, but Nikolas says, he’s busy defending Esme on criminal prosecution. She says, good luck with that. That’s going to be an almost impossible defense to mount. He says, all the more reason she needs a good lawyer, and Alexis says she doesn’t care about Esme’s legal trouble. What she cares about is why he cares about it. He says he’s the father of Esme’s baby, and needs her help in protecting his unborn child.

Willow says she knows Terry will get to them as soon as she can, but it’s hard to wait, and Michael says, at least they’re waiting for good news. She says, exactly, and she’ll only admit this to him, but she’s impatient. He says, her? Never. She says she wants to have this transplant as soon as possible. She wants to  be able to tell his family that she has leukemia, and her prognosis is good. He asks if that’s why she hasn’t told them yet, and she says, partly. Of course (🍷) the main reason is Wiley. She knows he’d pick up on everyone’s concern, and she doesn’t want him to be frightened. Some of it is self-protection; not wanting to see the fear in their eyes, not wanting them to have to strain to be normal around her. He says, she doesn’t want to tell them about the problem until the problem’s solved, and she wonders who that sounds like. He admits he does that too, but if keeping her diagnosis a secret from his family helped her, he’d be all for it, but he doesn’t want her to think she has to protect them. His mom, his sisters, the Quartermaines all love her, and they’re her family too. She says, even his father?

Nina tells Ava, it’s just a laboratory report. When Aunt Liesl cleaned out Britt’s office, she took a lot of sensitive documents. She’s going to sort through it, and separate Britt’s personal documents, and return the ones that belong to GH. Ava says she doesn’t have to do that now, and Nina says, Aunt Liesl is a wreck. She won’t eat; she’s having a hard time sleeping. Nina just wants to do whatever she can to ease her grief. Ava says she thinks it’s admirable that Nina wants to help, but it’s hard on her too. Doesn’t she want to take at least a minute? Nina says, yeah. It was nice reconnecting with Britt when she came back to Port Charles. She can’t believe Britt’s gone.

Michael says, Sonny can be Willow’s family if she wants, and she asks what he wants. He says, what he wants is the people he loves to stop pressuring him to reconcile. Not just her; it’s Dante, it’s Kristina, it’s Olivia, it’s Brook. He hates disappointing them. Most important, he hates disappointing her, but he’s not in a position to reconcile with Sonny right now. She asks, why not? and he says, because he would be lying; faking respect for a man that he doesn’t have. The man he grew up with, the man he grew up loving, never came back from Nixon Falls. This man is a hypocrite. Sonny couldn’t stand being around his mom, because when she looks at him, she sees him for what he’s not, and so does he. Willow takes his hand, and says, that must be really painful for his dad, to feel like he’s not the man he was. To know Michael and his mom, the people he respects the most, don’t respect him. She’s sure that’s why he’s still infatuated with Nina. She reflects back on him what he wants to see, and tells him what he wants to hear. He says he hopes they’re happy together, but she says, his father won’t be. Sonny needs him, and needs Michael to believe he can be who he was again. Michael says Sonny’s convinced he’s perfect the way he is, but Willow says, Michael knows better. And maybe, for the sake of the father he loved, Michael could have some compassion for the man Sonny used to be.

Alexis says, Nikolas slept with Esme? Not only is she crazy, she’s his son’s girlfriend. What’s wrong with him? He says he knows it was wrong. It was stupid and selfish. She says, ya think? and he asks her to spare him the lecture; he’s already heard it all from his mother. She asks if Ava knows, and he nods, saying, and Sonny. She wonders what he thinks she can add to this. Why doesn’t he tell her why he wants her to protect his baby? He says, Martin is making sure Esme is safe and stays out of jail the last few months of pregnancy. He’s concerned about after. He wants full custody of his child.

Finn checks Esme’s vitals, and says, it’s okay to question her. Jordan says, Esme is a person of interest in several cases. She understands Esme can’t remember anything, but she and Detective Falconari were hoping to jog her memory. Martin says, however, she doesn’t have to answer their questions, but Esme says, it’s okay. She wants to.

Elizabeth says she’s sorry about Britt, and Terry says, they made a really good team. The hospital won’t be the same without her. Elizabeth says, she really stepped up and became a really good Chief of Staff, and Terry says, professional respect turned into friendship, and she’s really going to miss Britt. Elizabeth says she’s there if Terry needs anything, and Terry says she has to go; her next appointment is here. She thanks Elizabeth for being a good friend, and dashes off.

Spencer says he already told Victor that he and his father’s relationship is damaged beyond repair, and Esme being pregnant with Nikolas’s kid makes that even worse. He’s not going to be in the same house with Nikolas, and needs Victor to understand. Victor tells him to get his things, and Spencer thanks him. Spencer goes upstairs, and Victor asks Sonny to take a seat. Sonny says, that’s fine, but thanks him. Victor says, they both care about Spencer’s future. He thinks they can help each other. Sonny says, not even if hell freezes over, and Victor says, this is as difficult for him as it is for Sonny. But he’s prepared to put his pride aside for Spencer’s sake. The big question is, is Sonny?

Nina says, Ava should have seen Britt at her party she threw for her birthday on New Year’s Eve. You never would have guessed it. Ava says, guessed what? and Nina says she guesses there’s no harm in telling Ava now. Britt had Huntington’s disease. Ava asks if that isn’t a neurological disorder, and Nina says, a really serious one; it’s genetic. Eventually, it would have killed her. Ava says she’s so sorry. That’s why she had her big party, huh? Nina says, it was a goodbye of sorts, wasn’t it? She just wishes she knew, so she could have told Britt how much she loved her. At least she got the big party she always wanted. It’s a small consolation that Esme is in police custody. Ava says, that Esme; she’s full of surprises. Turns out she’s pregnant with Nikolas’s baby. Nina says, what? She has no idea how Ava must be feeling. Ava says they’re not talking about her, they’re talking about Nina right now, but Nina says, they’re here to support each other. Ava says she’s so angry with Nikolas, she doesn’t think there’s a word to describe how mad she is. Nina asks what she’s going to do, and Ava says she’s going to take Nina’s advice. She’s going to get this divorce over with as quickly as possible. Nina says, good for her. So she’s given up this idea of revenge? Ava says, no, not exactly. And if she pulls off this coup as expected, there could be a reward in it for Nina too.

Willow tells Terry that she’s sorry about Dr. Westbourne. She was an excellent doctor; caring and compassionate. Michael says, it must be especially hard on Terry, but Terry says, Dr. Westbourne always kept focused on her patients. Terry knows if she was still here, she would tell Terry to get down to business. They’ll start with Willow’s recent bloodwork. Unfortunately, her numbers aren’t where they want them. Her red blood cell count is actually a bit lower before she had chemo. The chemo hasn’t had the effect they’d hoped. Willow asks, what about the baby? and Terry says, she transferred Willow’s case to Dr. Navarro. According to Willow’s latest labs and ultrasound, her baby is healthy. Her daughter is strong. She’s going to have to be for what’s next. They all will. Are they ready? Michael takes Willow’s hand.

Nina says, now Ava has her attention. How does Ava’s revenge on Nikolas reward her? Ava says she’s moving out. She had a very productive meeting with Victor last night, and she thinks he can give her what she wants. Nina says, which is what? and Ava says, Windymere. Spoon Island. The whole enchilada. Nina says, Ava is going to take Nikolas’s home? and Ava says, it’s her home too. And after all loverboy has done, she’s going to get her pound of flesh, every single acre of it. Nina asks what makes her think Nikolas or Victor would agree to that? and Ava says she doesn’t know what recourse they have, considering her leverage; infidelities, children out of wedlock… Ava flashes back to filming Nikolas confessing to killing Esme, and says she’s going to get Windymere. Nina says, so she’s leaving? and Ava says she thought Nina would be happy to get rid of her. Nina says she sort of got used to having Ava around, and Ava asks if Nina is going to miss her. Nina says, God help her, she thinks she is, and Ava says, if someone had told her some time ago that she’d hear Nina say those words, she’d have never believed it. And if they’d told her that she’d feel the same way, she’d have slapped them silly. Nina says, and here we are, and puts her hand on Ava’s.

Sonny tells Victor, it’s got nothing to do with pride. The only reason he’s here is because of Spencer. If Victor needs to say something, say it. Victor says he came back to Port Charles with one goal; to reunite his family. Since Sonny is a family man himself, he must understand how important it is for him to strengthen his family against all threats. He’s done everything he can to bridge this chasm between Nikolas and Spencer; try to show them how important it is to have a good father/ son relationship. But he’s just hoping where he failed, Sonny might succeed. Spencer looks up to Sonny and listens to him. Use his influence to convince Spencer that it’s in his best interest to repair the relationship with his father. Sonny wonders if Victor is asking a favor from him after what he’s done, but Victor says, not for himself; for Spencer. Sonny asks if Victor thinks it’s in Spencer’s best interest to be around his father. There was a time Sonny was disappointed in Spencer. He was stalking Ava, but he was a kid. He was angry and hurt, and he lashed out. Nikolas does not have an excuse. He’s had every opportunity to be a father to his son, and he hasn’t done it. Victor says he doesn’t disagree with Sonny. Nikolas seems incapable of repairing the trust of his son, but he does know Nikolas loves Spencer. Does he deserve to be cut out of Spencer’s life? Can Sonny honestly endorse that give the state of affairs between Sonny and his own son? Sonny tells Victor to watch himself. Keep Sonny’s family out of his mouth, or it will be the last time Victor ever says anything.

Alexis says she’s not becoming a part of taking a child away from its mother, and Nikolas asks if she’s going to leave his child at the tender mercies of Esme Prince because of her principles. She says, Sam was taken away from her by her father. She will not help another Cassadine take another child away from its mother no matter who she is. She knows Esme is awful. She doesn’t care. Esme is still a mother. He says, the baby is his too. Esme can’t have any part in raising them. She says, it’s not like he has a record of being a sterling parent, and he says he knows he’s far from perfect. He failed Spencer on every level, but he knows his mistakes. He won’t make them again, as long as he doesn’t have to deal with Esme’s poisonous influence. She can have no part in the raising of this child. Alexis says, this isn’t about protecting an unborn child. This is about Nikolas wanting to atone for his mistakes.

Dante shows Esme pictures of Cameron and Josslyn, and says, they were the victims of the revenge porn. He shows her a picture of Trina, and says, she was framed for the revenge porn. That guy here is Oz Haggerty. He accused Esme of drugging him, and was also one of the victims in The Hook attacks. Esme says she doesn’t recognize any of these people and doesn’t know why she would do such horrible things. She’s not a murderer. At least she doesn’t think she is. She can’t look at any more photos. Martin tells them to remember Esme is a young pregnant woman with traumatic memory loss. Unless they’re going to charge her with any of these heinous crimes, he’s afraid he’s going to have to pull the plug on this interrogation right now. Jordan says, they’ll be in touch, and she and Dante leave. Martin tells Esme not to worry. He knows how to set her free.

In the hallway, Dante tells Jordan, if Esme is faking it, it’s a hell of a performance. Jordan says, and if she’s not? and he says, it doesn’t really change anything. They still have evidence connecting her to the revenge porn, and the drugging and attempted murder of Oz Haggerty. Just because she doesn’t remember, doesn’t mean she’s innocent. Jordan says, and The Hook attacks? and Dante says he doesn’t think it’s her.

At the reception desk, Finn tells Elizabeth that he was just picking up a chart, and she says she could tell Terry appreciated him stepping in with the Esme situation. He asks how she’s doing. He can imagine how difficult this is, seeing Esme again. She says, it was certainly a shock, and he says, especially since she’s pregnant with Nik’s baby after Elizabeth miscarried. She says he doesn’t have to pretend to care, but he says he’s not pretending. He says he’d never do that with her. She’ll always be Violet’s aunt, and he’ll always care about her. Just because they didn’t work out doesn’t change the way he feels. He starts to leave, but she says, wait. There’s something she has to tell him… about Esme.

Jordan says, it’s too soon to drop Esme as a suspect in The Hook attacks, and Dante says, he knows, but it’s becoming less likely. The victims – Ava, Diane, and Oz – all have ties to Trina. The two outliners being Brando and the exotic animal dealer. Brando was following Josslyn outside when he was attacked. Jordan says, in the wrong place at the wrong time, and he says, and you got the exotic animal dealer probably hooking them up with the venom. She says, he was killed to shut him up, and Dante says, and in Esme’s condition, does Jordan really think she killed that guy, and jumped out the window before Dante got in the room? He just doesn’t see it. She asks, who else would be targeting Trina? and he suggests they look at it a different way. Maybe they can eliminate Esme as a suspect if they can figure out where she’s been hiding the last few months. At least we know who that poor anonymous dead guy was now.

Michael says, they always knew the bone marrow transplant was Willow’s best chance, so they’re ready to do what they can to beat this. Terry says, the match comes at a good time. She wants to schedule the transplant as soon as possible. Willow asks if it’s not possible that the  transplant could harm the baby, and  Terry says, complications have been known to arise. Given that Willow is eight months pregnant and the baby is healthy, she’d prefer Willow deliver before the procedure. Willow asks if being born premature could harm the baby, and Terry says, Dr. Navarro will have her a opinion, but plenty of babies are born prematurely safely and without complications. Willow has every reason to expect a positive outcome. As soon as she’s ready after delivery, they’ll do the transplant. She’ll give them some time to discuss. She leaves, and Michael says, the results weren’t what they were hoping for, but they’re blessed to have found a donor. Willow says she’s not so sure she can go through with it.

Nina tells Ava that she doesn’t have much family, and it seems to be getting smaller every day. Britt, Nelle, Jay (Nathan), and not being able to see Wiley… Didn’t she and Ava team up when she was losing the family she found with Valentin and Charlotte? Ava nods, and Nina says, they’ve been through a lot, and Nina’s grown to depend on Ava. Ava says she’s lost her fair share of family too. Nikolas was her family. That’s why it hurt so much when their marriage fell apart. Nina was there for her, and gave her a place to stay, so she wouldn’t be alone; a place where she had a friend to confide in. Ava starts to cry, and says, it means so much to her, and Nina says she hopes Ava gets everything she wants. You go get ‘em. And just so she knows, her room’s not going anywhere.

Nikolas tells Alexis, Spencer gave up on him, and he doesn’t blame Spencer. He made mistake after mistake. Alexis says, he slept with Spencer’s girlfriend, but he’s still Spencer’s father. Nikolas says, it doesn’t matter. When Spencer looks at him, he sees a cautionary tale. He’s not the man Spencer wants to be. In his eyes, the only way to prevent that is to sever all ties. He doesn’t even think Spencer’s wrong, but he has a responsibility to his unborn child to rectify the mistakes of his past. To give the unborn baby the life he could never give Spencer. She asks, what about his responsibility to Spencer? He keeps talking and focusing on this unborn baby. Has he given up on his relationship with Spencer, the son he already has?

Finn says, what about Esme? when Jordan and Dante come along, and Jordan asks if Elizabeth’s got a few minutes. Elizabeth asks if she can have a second, but Jordan says, it won’t take long. Elizabeth asks what Jordan needs from her, and Jordan says, a statement, about her and Esme Prince.

Victor says he remembers the news surrounding a rather contentious visitation battle Sonny’s son and Nina Reeves. He also knows Sonny and his father overcame their own differences toward the end of his life. He’s asking Sonny to use his own experiences to help give Spencer the same chance Sonny had with his father. Sonny says, in a relationship, both people have to want it, and be willing to work at it. Nikolas doesn’t want to work on it, and he doesn’t think Spencer wants it anyway. If Spencer changes his mind, it won’t be because of him. Victor says, we never have as much time as we want, and Sonny asks what that means. Spencer comes in, and says he’s ready. Sonny looks at his one bag, and asks if that all he’s got. Spencer says he bumped into Demetrius on his way up to the north tower. He said he’d be happy to send the rest of Spencer’s things. Victor says, the north tower is closed, but Spencer says he guesses not anymore. Demetrius went up the stairs after they were finished talking. Victor says he’ll make sure Spencer’s things are sent to him, and Spencer thanks him for understanding. He hopes he sees Victor around. Victor says, try to get rid of him, and Spencer says he doesn’t care what everyone says; he’s glad Victor is here. Victor says, so is he, and Spencer leaves with Sonny.

Elizabeth says she gave her statement after the attack, and Dante asks if she remembers if Esme was pregnant at all. Elizabeth says she was just about to tell Finn that she was surprised Esme was pregnant. She didn’t notice that night, and she’s sorry she can’t be more helpful. Dante says, of all the surviving victims, not one of them mentioned Esme was pregnant, and she would have been showing at the time. Elizabeth says, it was dark and she was wearing all black. It all happened fast, and once Elizabeth got hit in the head, it was fuzzy. She asks if Esme is still a suspect, and Jordan says, she’s a person of interest, but they have reason to think she’s not the killer. In reviewing Britt’s statement, she fought with the killer for several minutes, but she’s also an OB. It seems likely she would have noticed if the killer was pregnant, but she made no mention of it. They can’t rule Esme out as a suspect. Dante says, the real question is where has Esme been hiding? and Finn says, he has no idea about the why, but he has an idea of the where. He thinks they should start with Windymere.

Nikolas tells Alexis, Spencer is a grown man and makes his own decisions, but of course (🍷) he’ll be here for Spencer if he changes his mind. She says, so until then, what? He gets a do-over with this unborn baby? That’s not how it works. He doesn’t get to do that. A parent takes care of all their children. That’s his job. It might be impossible sometimes, but that’s his job. He says he hears her, but right now, he can’t do anything for Spencer, so he’s going to do everything he can for his unborn baby, and that includes protecting it from Esme. She’s dangerous. Does Alexis really think it’s in the best interest of this child to have Esme in its life? He loves this baby, and wants to do right by it. She says he’ll find him another attorney who can handle difficult custody cases, and he thanks her. She says, he can thank her by taking her advice. She gets up, and gathers up her things. She tells him, do not give up on Spencer, and leaves.

Michael tells Willow, it’s good news. The baby is going to be here sooner than expected. She’ll get the transplant, and recover from leukemia. She says she’s afraid to give birth early. What if something goes wrong? He says, she heard Terry. She wouldn’t have recommended early labor if she thought it would harm the baby. Terry comes back, and says, unfortunately, she has bad news.

Ava says, Nina isn’t going to be completely alone. She still has Sonny. Nina asks what Ava is going to do on that big pile of rocks by herself, and Ava says she has Avery, and is assuming Nina will pop in from time to time. Nina says she’ll tag along when Sonny comes to drop off and pick up Avery, and Ava laughs, saying, she just never imagined Nina would end up dating the father of her daughter. It’s just weird. Nina agrees, and says, life is funny, isn’t it? They laugh, when Sonny walks in. Ava says, he has his own key, and he says he guesses he’s special. Nina says, he is, and asks, where’s Spencer? Ava says, Spencer? and Sonny says, Spencer is going to be living with him for a while; he just dropped Spencer off at the penthouse. Nina asks how he’s doing, and Sonny says, between losing Britt, and cutting ties with his father, he’s not having the greatest day. Ava says she’s glad he has Sonny, and Sonny says he never thought he’d see the day when Ava felt bad for Spencer, but Ava says, Spencer apologized to her; a real sincere apology. Sonny says, good for him, and Ava says, one less person she has to evict from Windymere. She’s taking it from Nikolas in the divorce. Sonny laughs, and says, congratulations. Ava says, that reminds her. She has to call her lawyer. She goes into the other room, and Sonny asks how Nina is holding up. She says, not great. Spencer’s not the only one having a rough time of it. He asks if she’d like him to take care of her, and she asks him to hold her. She wants him to take care of her, but before that, she suggests two hot ciders with cinnamon sticks. She leaves to get them, and Sonny sits down, absently looking at the GH document on the table. He picks it up and looks closer.

Willow tells Terry they can handle it; tell them. Terry says, all bone marrow donors have to undergo a physical exam before donating. Their donor’s doctor didn’t clear her for the procedure.

Nina comes back, and says, as promised, two hot ciders with cinnamon sticks. He doesn’t look up, and she asks if everything is okay, but Sonny says, no.  

Willow asks how it can be, and Terry says, sometimes patients have medical conditions that make them unable to donate that they weren’t aware they had before they entered the registry. That’s why they do the physicals. Michael asks where they go from here, and Terry says, they keep looking for a match. He says he knows they’re doing everything they can, and Willow says she wasn’t sure she wants to go into early labor, but Terry says, with Willow’s lab numbers, she’d like to prioritize this. Michael asks, what about other treatments? and Terry says, they have to consider them of course (🍷). Anything to give them time to find a new donor. Michael says, let him know if he can help. Any resources they need, don’t hesitate to ask. They’ll do everything in their power to give Willow the time she needs. They’re still in this fight. Terry says, absolutely.

Esme asks how Martin is going to set her free. The cops seem sure she did these terrible things. He says, the only evidence that ties her to the revenge porn or drugging the bartender is the testimony of a dead man. As for the murders, the police have a theory, and from a motivational standpoint, some of the victims don’t fit the pattern. And to be too indelicate but she’s very pregnant, and that casts serious doubt on whether she’s capable of attacking someone with a hook. She asks if he knows he knows how condescending he sounds, and he says, yeah, but don’t it take out on him; he’s a feminist. He’s just telling her what he knows. She asks what all this means, and he says, one thing for sure, if she had an alibi, he might be able to persuade the PCPD not to charge her. So it’s vital they figure out before the police do where she’s been hiding out all this time. She says, then she’d have an alibi, and he says, the key to her freedom.

Jordan says, they searched Windymere for Esme before, after Oz Haggerty’s testimony.  Finn says he thinks she’s hiding on the island. Maybe not at the house, but every time she’s been seen, it’s been near the pier where the launch comes from. And of all the places Esme spent time, she spent most of it on Spoon Island. It seems to be the best place to make it difficult for her to be detected, especially if everyone was focused on Windymere. Dante says, she was found on the Haunted Star, soaking wet. Maybe she was going to or from Windymere, and fell in the water. Jordan says, it’s certainly worth searching again for Esme’s presence on the island.

Nikolas walks in, and Victor says, just the person he wants to see. Nikolas says, they have a lot to discuss, and Victor says, they certainly do. Starting with what’s been going on in the north tower. Victor dangles a broken Christmas ornament from his finger.

Tomorrow, Spencer says, she needs to be held accountable; Victor wonders if the Cassadines would be better off if they cut their losses; and Sonny tells Nina, the fighting has to stop.

Below Deck

Rodney Bay, St Lucia. Camille screeches at Alissa to get out of the cabin she’s just walked into, and Alissa says she’s pulling the captain’s sheets (not a euphemism). She tells Camille to go cry in a different room; she’s working. In Alissa’s interview, she says she doesn’t know what’s going on, or what the captain said. Seeing Camille crying and upset makes her feel bad (which I find hard to believe), but she’s just trying to quietly get the sheets and slip out. Camille goes to be dramatic in her own cabin, then gets hugs from Ben in the laundry. She tells him that she needs tequila, not tickles. In a dual interview, Tony tells Ben that he heard noises above his bed, and heard Camille whispering, do you think Tony can hear us? Yes, he can, and if they want to have sex, he’ll walk away. Ben says, thanks, bro. Fraser tells Captain Sandy that he’s going to have Camille on early shift. He can be with her all day, so there’s no chance of animosity when he’s not around. The captain tells him, mad respect, and radios Ross and Rachel to join them for a preference sheet meeting.

The charter four primary is business owner Ben, being joined by wife Kamna and some closely knit friends. They want to smoke their hookah, and have cigars, and like their food spicey on a level seven out of ten. Ben also wants to surprise his wife with a birthday party, and have a Bollywood party on the last night. In Rachel’s interview, she says she studied in India. It’s going to be epic. Fraser says, they want a beach barbecue where the sand is light and soft. The captain tells them that they’re getting off the dock at ten, and the guests will arrive by boat at noon. In her interview, she says, it’s nice for the guests to arrive by boat. It feels like a James Bond arrival. Hayley says, they’re due some horrible guests, since they’ve all been nice, and she and Tony agree to manifest good guests all season. Everyone crashes early.

5 hours before charter. The boat is readied, and Captain Sandy says she’s proud of Camille, and asks Alissa if she’s proud. In Alissa’s interview, she says she sees that Camille is working harder, and it makes her almost hopeful Camille will get it together. Provisions come, and Rachel says she can write eat me in seven languages. The boat leaves the dock, and in Tony’s interview, he says, now that Camille is on interior, they don’t even notice. He thinks they’re fine. Fraser tells Camille to watch him, and see how he does things. There’s a reason for most things. Captain Sandy tells Ross that they’re clear to grab the guests. The guests are retrieved in the tender, and Camille greets them with champagne. Rachel talks in Hindi, and the guests are all, woo! Fraser gives the tour, and guest Vivek says he’s impressed, but not totally. You can tell he’s going to be a real pita. In Alissa’s interview, she says, the guests are already demanding and drinking like fish. These guests are going to rip their asses apart.

In her interview, Rachel says, today’s lunch is Mexican. The guests have a high spice level, and that means murder sauce. They’ll be screaming her name, but not in a sexual way. Camille sets the table with Fraser, and in Fraser’s interview, he says, Camille is working harder, and he’s appreciative. It takes a huge sense of responsibility in oneself to realize you’ve f***ed up and change your ways. He loves that about her. Ross and Ben discuss Tony being slow. The guests dance and drink, and yell for Captain Sandy, who joins them in a dance. In her interview, she says she can bust a move. She likes being a fun captain. The guests being to demand food, and in his interview, Fraser says, three days of this; he can’t. Ben and Camille sneak kisses, and the captain heads for the harbor where they pull anchor.  

A couple of the guests wail that they’re starving, and in Rachel’s interview, she says, lunch is late, and she owns it. STFU. She’s in chef mode. Lunch is served, and guest Kamna says, the fish is dry. She was expecting a higher quality of food. It’s bland. Rachel comes up, and Kamna says she wanted it hot and spicy, but the food was bland for them. Rachel says she’ll add more heat, and in her interview, she says, they called her spicy bland. How dare you? But she’s been given carte blanch, which means she’s going to burn their a-holes off.

They go to the Pitons, and drop anchor at Soufriere Bay. The deck crew gets out the jet skis. In Katie’s interview, she says, her work relationship with Ross is amazing. She hasn’t had sex with him though, because he gets sloppy drunk, and hits on everyone. He can’t act like that and sleep with her. It would make her look like an idiot. Alissa asks if Camille checked the cabins, and in Alissa’s interview, she says she’s doing her job to the fullest, and begging Camille to do her job is like a slap in the face. Camille has the same attitude and work ethic, and it’s hard to manage someone who doesn’t want to be managed. Captain Sandy sees Camille in the crew mess, and says she’s proud of Camille turning it around. She didn’t want to fire Camille. Camille says she didn’t want to get fired, and the captain says, it’s not fun for her. Alissa tells Fraser that the guests are going to wear them down, and he says, she’s making mama proud. He tells the stews to get in their blacks, and the guests get in the hot tub. Ross wonders why Tony is getting up at 4 am if he doesn’t feel well, and Katie says Tony is crazy. In Rachel’s interview, she says, lunch did not go as planned. She has to make sure dinner goes off without a hitch. Fraser has a smoke break, and Alissa says she wants to forgive Camille, but he says he doesn’t think it’s about forgiveness. Positive reinforcement and a pat on the back brings them just one step further to a better season. Alissa thinks it’s great Camille is on mornings with Fraser, and in her interview, she says, Camille gives a great performance. When Fraser is there, she’s an angel, but when he’s gone, she flips the script. She gets away with a lot.

The stews put on flower crowns, and the crew sings Happy Birthday to Kamna. Ben says he’s the luckiest person in the world, and the guests toast to her. Kamna pronounces the pork to have a nice kick, but she’s not keen on the next course, and asks Fraser for a paper napkin to spit whatever into. Kamna wonders if she’s being mean if she says she’s had both the best and worst food she’s ever tasted here. In Fraser’s interview, he says, dealing with a chef is like handling fire. Feedback isn’t worth upsetting them. He’ll keep it between him, the guests, and the trashcan. Alissa tells Camille that the guests are making Fraser extra stressed, and in Hayley’s interview, she says, the guests have an issue with everything. That makes them d*ckheads. Kamna is excited for the picnic, and hopes the spot is beautiful. The guests bring out the hookah and the dudes smoke cigars. Alisson tells Ross that they’re smoking their cigars backwards, and in her interview, she says, it’s funny, but she’s trying not to laugh. At 2 am, the guests are still drinking, and some of them get weird and demanding at the bar. In Alisson’s interview, she says she doesn’t mind cleaning up after the guests, but when they start to be rude, she will literally wipe her ass on their pillow and put it back. Bitches need to go to bed. They finally do, at around 3:30 am.  

Tony does his usual grunt and workout routine at 4 am. Fraser sees that Alisson wrote, the guests were rude, on the whiteboard. Ross approaches Tony about him not feeling well, and Tony says he has a sinus infection which causes a headache. Ross says he knows Tony loves working out, but maybe he shouldn’t get up at 4 am. Tony says, it’s his life; it’s what he does. No one moves faster than he does. Ross says, Tony’s strength is not unnoticed and it’s appreciated, but he just wonders if getting up an hour and a half before work is a good idea. Tony says, it’s what keeps him sane. If he doesn’t, it will be worse. Ross says he’s just having this chat so they can work together. Everyone is sharing the load. Tony says he understands, and will try his best. In his interview, he says, he’s part of a team, and doesn’t want to be the weak spot. He’s here because he wants to be here. Not many people from his country get an opportunity like this. Fraser tells Hayley that Alissa said the guests were rude, and Hayley says, they were horrible, and smoking their cigars the wrong way. Fraser says, clearly, they’re not experienced smokers. The guests want to get to the beach as early as they can, and Captain Sandy says she’s going to pop in the tender with Ross (again, not a euphemism). She wants to see the beaches for herself, and she wants to go for a boat ride. They drive around, and she sees a beach with trees and no people that she thinks is amazing.

Unfortunately, up close, the beach isn’t so amazing, and also gets more crowded. Guest Rahul announces there will be shots on the tender. Having gone ahead to set up, Fraser sees a load of rubbish on the beach. In his interview, he says, all he sees are bottle caps and rocks. His lane doesn’t merge with the captain’s lane. He’s going to have to figure it out, and put a sh*tload of lipstick on one hell of a pig. Alisson says, it smells like animal poo. The guests head for the beach in the tender, and Fraser waves from the boat, saying, what a horrible group of people. No surprise, Kamna says she hates this beach; it’s rocky. The sand isn’t soft, but she does like the view. A dog wanders over, and Rachel says she’s going to put him on service. Vivek says, the food is good, but he’s not impressed with the water. It looks like backwater. They wanted a secluded spot, but it’s not. It looks like a rundown campground. He’s nasty, but he’s not wrong.  

The crew starts to clean up, as the guests do a last shot in the water around a floating bar. Camille swims around them, and Alisson calls Fraser to tell him that they’re ready to come back. Tony radios that there are clothes in the master that need to be ironed. The guests talk about the upcoming Bollywood party, and how they’re going to rock their socks off. Alisson gripes to Fraser about Camille, and in Fraser’s interview, he says Alisson and Camille don’t get along. He doesn’t know what’s happening when he’s not there, and doesn’t know whose side to take, so he’s not taking a side. Interior decorates for the Bollywood party, and Kamna tells the captain that the food and service were good, but the beach was too rocky. Captain Sandy says, they can’t control that, since they don’t really have sandy beaches there. Ben and Camille linger at the too rocky beach, taking in the sunset. Fraser says, they never should have been left together. In Ben’s interview, he says, it’s all happening quick. This is turning into a relationship rather than a fling. In Camille’s interview, she says she likes Ben, but he lives in Australia. It’s not realistic to think they can carry on, but at this moment, she’ll keep it at she likes him. In his interview, Ben says he’s falling hard right now. They kiss on the beach.

Hayley tells Camille, welcome back to her job, and Camille says, not right this minute. Alisson tries to tell her that ironing in the master needs to be done, but Camille blows her off too. Captain Sandy tells Rachel that she was suffering with taking a cold shower every night, and realized she was turning the handle the wrong way, since it’s backward. Alisson asks what Camille has a tude about, and tries to draw Hayley in, but in Hayley’s interview, she says, don’t involve her. Alissa suggests they ask the captain, and Camille says, Alissa is being childish. Alissa says, Camille was childish with Hayley, and Camille tells her, all she did was say, give her a minute. Hayley suggests they move on from this, pointing out there are guests nearby. Camille says, Alissa is tarnishing who she is, because Alissa wants to believe Camille’s someone she’s not. Alisson has a problem with her for no reason. Alisson says, this is why Camille is on her last leg with the captain, and the captain had to speak with her. One of the guests – I think that pita guy – wonders if there’s anything they won’t do. Captain Sandy jets over to Alissa and Camille, and tells them, stop. This is insane. In the captain’s interview, she says, screaming at each other during charter is not okay. There’s zero tolerance. She tells them to compose themselves, and Camille says she’s done.

To be continued… 🛥

📍 Also To Be Continued…

Take a break with me tomorrow for soap and tea. Until then, stay safe, stay taking it one day at a time (it’s not just for alcoholics), and stay not having an issue with everything when you’re on a private yacht. It makes you a d*ckhead.

January 3, 2023 – Post Party Port Charles, Pushback On Deck & This

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Britt lugs her suitcase to the docks, and says, so much for concierge service. Her phone dings, and she says, ten minutes out? Ten minutes until she says goodbye to Port Charles.

On the Haunted Star, Maxie tells Obrecht, that’s it. Almost everyone went to see the fireworks on Pier 47. That was a good party if she does say so herself. No broken glass, no broken furniture; maybe a broken nail or two. Since Britt waited an entire lifetime to have a birthday party, she had a good one. Obrecht says, it was a wonderful party. She’s sure Britt cherished every moment. Maxie says, she seemed to. She’s kind of surprised Britt cut out early. Carly walks in, and says, she knew she was late, but she didn’t know she was that late.

On deck, Spencer says, he’s not complaining, but why are they back out here again? Wasn’t Trina cold before? She says, the more PDA, the better, and slides into his arms. He says, again, he’s not complaining, and she asks if he thinks people suspect they’re more than friends. He says, Maxie certainly does. Did she see how Maxie looked at them? And he saw a few doubletakes when he went inside. She says, her too. The GH crew was here, and her mom says they love to gossip. She’s sure someone will be spilling the tea about Trina Robinson getting close with the infamous, recently jailed Spencer Cassadine. He says, along with the photo that ran in The Invader, the two of them with his grandmother. She says, after the party, before they know it, people will think they’re a couple, and he says, their interest is in a party of one – Esme.

Nikolas tells Elizabeth, this is why Esme kept begging for a Christmas tree. She didn’t care about Christmas; she just wanted a diversion so she could get away. Elizabeth says, get away? and he says, Esme set a fire, and when he ran to put it out, she took off. She asks where Esme is now, but he says he has no idea.

Sam’s hot cocoa is too hot, and Dante asks why they couldn’t just go back to their place for warm cocoa. She tells him, she could say they’re out of whipped cream, the cocoa packets they have are full of chemicals and really old, or there at Kelly’s on New Year’s, the double chocolate peppermint cocoa is the best, but she didn’t want to ring in the New Year doing dishes. He says he didn’t want that either, but he did want an excuse to get them back to the house to ring in other things. She asks why he didn’t say so, when Dex walks in. Dante asks if he has the night off, and Sam tells him, happy New Year. He says, same to them, and Dante asks, how’s the job working for Sonny?

Josslyn pushes The Hook into a stack of crates, and runs, but her heel gets caught, and she’s stuck. The Hook gets up, and comes for her.

Dex says, the job is fine, and Dante says, no residual friction? Dex asks why there would be, and Dante says he saw Dex’s wrists. He knows how Dex got those bruises; Michael was very specific when he questioned him about it. There’s time for Dex to change his story if he wants to. Dex says, sorry. Can’t help him. He guesses he’ll skip the hot chocolate. He leaves, and Sam asks if Dante is trying to build a case against his father.

 Drew walks into the Haunted Star, and says, oh man, he missed it. Maxie says, that’s what happens when you show up later than late, and he says he’s sorry. He thought he could just kind of sneak in at the end. It looks like a good time was had by all. Maxie says, it was. He and Carly really missed out. He asks, what about Carly? and Obrecht says, like him, Carly also arrived late for the festivities. She’s surprised he didn’t run into her. He says he can’t speak for Carly, but he was working. He was on the phone with a couple of reporters trying to track down an important lead. Maxie says, shame on him for working on New Year’s Eve, and he says he really planned on celebrating Britt. He wanted to tell her how much he admires her. She made a crucial difference when they were trying to escape Cassadine Island. Is she still here by any chance? Obrecht says, she left, and Drew says, Obrecht has to be so proud. She raised a brave and gallant lady.

On a bench at Pier 27, Britt looks up and says, her last fireworks. She hopes they don’t delay her boat. She looks at photos of her and Obrecht from the party photo booth, and flashes back to Obrecht telling her, when Britt falters, she’ll be there to make sure Britt soars again. She’ll be by Britt’s side for everything. She remembers them saying I love you, when a boat horn sounds. She gets up, and looks out.

Trina says, you can still see the fireworks from here, and Spencer says, lucky us. They have the deck to themselves. Too bad Britt’s not here. She was really having a blast in there. Trina says, how could she not? That party was fun. He agrees, and says, it was right up Britt’s alley. It was outrageous, over the top, no apologies. She says she can see why Britt and Spencer like each other, and he says, when Britt got engaged to his father, he was thrilled. Britt seemed like the perfect stepmother. She wasn’t motherly by any stretch of the imagination; more like the world’s coolest friend. She never talked down to him. She got him. She still does. In a way, he guesses he’s glad his father and Britt never made it to the altar. It would have hurt too much when they inevitably broke up. She says, he never expects anything good to last, does he?

Elizabeth asks how Nikolas can have no idea where Esme is, and he says, because Esme made her way to the turret and she jumped. She went into the water. Elizabeth says, and she did this to herself? She just dove off the turret? He says he didn’t push Esme. She spread her arms, and she pitched herself backward. She went into the water. He went down to the shore and searched; there’s no sign of her. He doesn’t know if Esme drowned. She could be hiding on the island, or maybe she made her way to the mainland. She’s done it before and survived. Elizabeth says, but she wasn’t in her third trimester, and it wasn’t January. The harbor is freezing. She doesn’t see how Esme could possibly survive this.

Josslyn gets up, and The Hook continues to chase her. She yells for help, and struggles with The Hook, grabbing The Hook’s arm to keep it back. She screams, and pushes The Hook down, but the killer doesn’t stay down long, and chases Josslyn. She pushes Josslyn to the ground, and raises her hook. Britt flies in, whacking The Hook on the back of the head with her bag, and says, back off, bitch!

Carly meets Drew at Pier 27, saying, she got his text. Why are they here? She looks around, but he says, they’re safe. No one’s around, and he couldn’t ring in the New Year without seeing her. She says, seeing him is the perfect way to celebrate, but he says, they can do better than that, and kisses her.

Dante tells Sam, Josslyn wasn’t completely wrong about his father, and Sam says, but Josslyn has her reasons for being angry at Sonny. They shouldn’t be his reasons. He says, maybe not, but he is struggling, knowing what Sonny did to Dex. It put a spotlight on the conflict he has around his father. She says, it’s a fine line. He’s been walking it for years. Why would he change now? He says he sees how badly Chase wants the job, and remembers being like that. He wanted to be a cop long before he found out Sonny was his father. He believed in the job. He wanted to help people, and wanted to protect people. Sure, there’s all kinds of crimes and criminals, and mitigating circumstances, and intolerance and injustice, but he feels like he’s found a way to use his discretion when he can, as long as it’s within the bounds of the law. Sam says she knows. It’s one of the reasons she respects and admires him. He’s solid. He defines what it means to be a great cop. He’s strong, he’s fair, he’s passionate. He’s not a bully with a badge. He just wants justice. He says, that’s what he’s wrestling with right now. What does justice look like when it’s applied to his father?

Obrecht tells Maxie, it was kind of Drew to stop by. She appreciated the things he said about her Britta. He’s a good man, and a brave one. He and Britta stood up to Peter on Cassadine Island. He saved her life. Maxie says she tries not to think about Peter and the time she spent with him, or all the harm he caused. But he did give her Bailey Lou. She’s a joy and a miracle, and Maxie can’t regret that. Obrecht says she understands. She curses the day she laid eyes on Cesar Faison, but she can’t regret the children she had with him. Nathan and Britta were her saving grace, and she thanks Maxie for giving her daughter this party. Maxie says, Britt threw herself the party. She and Brad just helped. Obrecht says she never realized Britt longed for a birthday party as a child. She wishes she’d made better choices as a mother. Figured out a way to keep his father away from Nathan; given Britta the love and support she deserved. She squandered so much time. Now Nathan’s gone, and Britta… Maxie asks, what about Britt?

The Hook goes after Britt, who uses her bag as a defense weapon. She yells at Josslyn to run, and Josslyn starts to crawl behind something. The Hook gets Britt up against a wall, but there’s a shot, and The Hook drops her hook, and jets. Dex runs out, and Britt tells him, shoot her again, but it’s too late. He runs to Josslyn, asking if she’s okay, and Britt asks, what’s wrong with him? Why didn’t he shoot her again? Britt says she’s fine, thanks, and picks up her bag. Dex helps Josslyn up, and Josslyn says, Britt saved her life. She couldn’t have gotten away if Britt hadn’t shown up. The Hook would have killed her. She thanks Britt, and Britt says, she’s welcome, but let’s face it, they’d both be toast if it wasn’t for this guy. She’s so grateful, but wishes he’d have done the world a favor and put an end to that psycho. He says, it wasn’t a clear shot and didn’t want to risk hitting her, and Britt thanks him again. She’s about to call the cops, when Dex stops her, and says, not so fast.

Dante tells Sam, Sonny is a criminal by profession, yet walks around with this air of respectability, importing coffee, and funding hospital wings. They all walk around like they don’t know who he really is. He’s a mob boss. It’s not like he’s some desperate criminal who needs to rob a store to survive; he chose this life. Maybe circumstances threw him into the criminal world in the first place, but he’s older and wiser. He could have cut out and gone legit years ago, but he chose not to. Sam says, it’s not just about great power and ambition. Sonny can’t just resign because he wants to. It’s organized crime; Dante knows that. And Sonny fills some sort of a void. She thinks he’s a better alternative to anyone who might take his place, and many have tried. Dante says, and he would go after them and take them down, just like he was eager to take down Sonny when he first got to town. He understands where Michael is coming from right now, but over the years, getting to know Sonny his father, he’s come to love him. He can’t even fathom the thought – it keeps him up at night – of having to build a case against him one day. But isn’t that injustice? The definition of it? Applying the law to some and not to others? Doesn’t it oppose everything he supposedly stands for?

Obrecht says, she and Britt are in a much better place now, but for years, she was harsh and critical, and didn’t value Britt for the wonderful person she is. We only get one childhood, and Britta’s could have… should have been better than it was. That’s her great shame. Maxie says, that’s also in the past. It’s the love they share now that’s important. Obrecht says she’s so thankful Nathan married Maxie, and she’s glad her grandson has Maxie as his mother. She’s everything to children that Obrecht wasn’t to hers; warm, supportive, loving. She values them for who they are, not what they can achieve. Maxie says, maybe because it took her a while to get herself together. Of course (🍷) she wants to give her kids the world, but she wants them to figure out how they define success. She wants them to feel fulfilled and have purpose in their life. They have to figure out how to do that. All she can do is support them through their successes and failures, and love them as they find their path through life. Obrecht says, Nathan would be so proud to hear her say that. No wonder Nathan loved her so much.

Drew asks if Carly remembers where she was a year ago tonight, and she says, on the bridge with him. He says he doesn’t think he’ll ever forget. That’s when everything started to turn for him. She asks, how so? and he says, coming back was harder for him than he thought. Everything was just a reminder of what he’d lost and couldn’t get back. But then he wound up on the bridge and there she was. She says, pretty miserable, as she recalls, and he says, talking to her that night was just so easy, and so real. He could relax and be himself, and when he was looking into those gorgeous blue eyes, he saw a positive future was possible. That’s when he stopped being angry and started looking forward, and he’s still looking ahead. He still sees a positive future in those same beautiful blue eyes.

Elizabeth says, it’s all their fault. They pushed Esme to the brink. Nikolas says he wasn’t going to kill her, and Elizabeth asks how she knows that? She doesn’t know what Nikolas said to her, but Esme was obviously so desperate to escape, she was willing to risk her own life, and the life of her child. Elizabeth has no idea the names of all the crimes she’s committed. There’s kidnapping, and false imprisonment, and… He tells her, stop. The crimes don’t matter because no one is ever going to know.

Spencer tells Trina, he knows he’s lived a life of privilege. He has had every material thing just for the asking, so he’s not expecting her to feel sorry for him. She says, don’t worry, she doesn’t, and he says he’s not making excuses. His mother died the day he was born, and his father has been inconsistent. People have come and gone from his life, people he cared about. The only person who’s stayed is his grandmother, and she’s been wonderful, but aside from her, nothing good has ever lasted. She says, just because it’s been that way to this point, doesn’t mean it’s going to be forever. He can still find something good to hold on to. He tells her, when she says it, he almost believes it. He moves closer, and they’re about to kiss, when they hear something. They turn, and a wet, shivering Esme is standing there. She walks toward them, and Spencer asks where she’s been. What happened? She drops to the deck floor, and they run over to her. Spencer says, she’s freezing, but she has a pulse… She’s breathing, but her lips are turning blue. He takes off his jacket, putting it over Esme, and says, they’ve got to get her to a hospital. He picks Esme up in his arms.

Maxie tells Obrecht that she still loves Nathan. She doesn’t bring him up often because it hurts so much, but she thinks about him all the time. He was such a calm presence. He was never jealous, or vindictive, or manipulative. He gave her such a feeling of security; one she hasn’t felt since. Obrecht says, she misses it, and Maxie says she misses him. Maybe that’s why she rushed to fill that void, with Peter, then with Austin. Not that you could ever compare the two of them. Obrecht says she’s sorry Maxie was let down. Peter presented himself as a good man, and Maxie wanted to believe it. Austin seems like a good man, but he just isn’t the man for her. Maxie says she hopes Obrecht knows, if she ever does find the right man, that doesn’t mean she’ll forget about Nathan. Obrecht says she knows, and takes Maxie’s hands. She says she’s so grateful they’re in each other’s lives, and she, too, sees Nathan living on in their James. Maxie asks her to stop beating herself up about Britt. All parents make mistakes, and Obrecht obviously made some good choices, because Britt is awesome, and she sees how much Britt loves her mom.

Sam asks if Dante has ever covered up a crime that Sonny’s committed, and he says, never. Maybe he’s avoided asking certain questions he didn’t want the answers to. She says, and the department knows cops are human and have conflicts of interests, right? He says, of course (🍷), and every cop has to bow out of a case if they know they have one. She asks if he’s ever done that, and he says, when it was a direct conflict of interest, yeah. She says, then he’s done his duty, and he’ll continue to do so. He’s not compromising his badge by loving his father. And the fact he’s worried about it shows what a decent, responsible cop he is. He thanks her, and says she has a way of canceling out the noise, and helping him see clearly. She says, it’s a gift, and he says, one of many. His phone rings, and he says he’s supposed to be off the clock, but she says, it must be important; take it. He answers.

Britt sits on a crate at the docks, when a detective come by with some officers. He asks if she’s the one who sighted The Hook, and she says she didn’t just sight her, she fought off that maniac. He says, they’ve had about ten Hook sightings tonight. The stories in The Invader have people jumping at shadows. She says, no shadow dropped that, indicating a hook on the ground, and no shadow ruined her favorite bag. An officer picks up the hook, and the detective tells them to  bring CSI down here asap. Secure the area. They can’t have any evidence compromised. He wants more uniforms here, and keep the strollers away. This is now a crime scene. He asks Britt’s name, and asks, what happened? She says she was on her way back to the Haunted Star when she heard the sounds of a struggle. When she got here, she saw The Hook about to stab this young woman, so she whacked her with her bag. The detective says, so there was another victim? Where is she? Britt says she doesn’t know. By the time she drove The Hook off, she was gone.

Josslyn limps into Dex’s place, and he says he doesn’t know about her, but he could use a drink. He asks if scotch is okay, and she says, sure. She sits down, and he brings the drinks over. She takes a sip, and he says, she’s never had scotch before, has she? Although that’s the face I make when scotch is the only choice too. She says, there’s a first time for everything, and he tells her, take it easy. She’s still coming down off the adrenaline. She says, he saved Britt’s life, and hers. She owes him. He says she doesn’t owe him anything, and she says she can’t believe he had Britt cover for them. That maniac needs to be stopped. They should have stayed and given the police a statement. He says, and told them what? Can she identify The Hook? She says, no. They were wearing a mask, probably because Diane saw their face. He says, and he just saw her from the side, so what good would their statements be? Britt can stay and give them a description. Josslyn says, Britt didn’t shoot The Hook; he did. He says, yeah, with the gun Sonny gave him.

Nikolas says, no one knew Esme was here except him, Elizabeth, and Demetrius. He’ll send Demetrius back to Greece immediately, and it will be like none of this ever happened. Elizabeth says she doesn’t know how she let herself get pulled into this. She agreed to take care of Esme, but didn’t take her desperation seriously, and because of it, this happened. Now he wants her to cover it up, and pretend like none of this happened? No; no more. He says, it’s the only way, when her phone rings. It’s Spencer, who says he’s sorry to bother her, but he thinks she should know that Esme is back. She’s in custody. Actually, she’s at GH being treated for hypothermia, but the policed have been notified, and they’re on their way. Elizabeth looks at Nikolas.

Carly tells Drew, what she remembers about that night was, it was the first time in months she wasn’t hurting, or choking on anger and disappointment over everything that happened with Sonny. She remembers how good it was to see his smile and hear his laugh, and she was shocked she was lighting too, because she never thought she’d be happy again. Sonny broke her heart last year, and broke what was left of their marriage, and almost broke her. But she was able to come back to herself, and he was a large part of that. It all started last New Year’s Eve on that bridge. She could never imagine they’d be here right now, but she gets to do now what she couldn’t do then. He asks, what’s that? and she says, this, kissing him.

Josslyn says, the police should know to be on the lookout for a woman with a gunshot wound in her arm, but Dex says he doesn’t even know if he hit her. And if he did, she’s not going to the hospital. Josslyn says she guesses not, and he says, there’s nothing they can tell the cops that will help them catch The Hook. But they will confiscate the gun, for which he has no license. It can’t be traced as far as he knows, which is also suspicious. He takes something out of his pocket, and she asks what it is. He says, it’s a shell casing. He’s pretty sure from the trajectory that the bullet wither went into The Hook or into the water. Either way, there’s no evidence a gun was ever fired, and no way it can be tracked back to Sonny. She says, he has to protect the boss at all costs, and he says he doesn’t need problems with Sonny, especially if it gets between her and him.

Obrecht sings, Happy Birthday, dearest daughter… and Britt comes in, singing, Happy Birthday to me. She blows a horn, and Obrecht says, shatzi, you’ve come back. She runs to Britt, and they hug.

Drew says he brought champagne, and Carly says she can think of a lot of things she wants right now. Champagne is one of them; it’s just not at the top of the list. He brings out two flutes, and he says he’d like to see that list, opening the bottle. She says she’d love to show him… if they were somewhere more private and heated. He pours the drinks, and suggests they make that their New Year’s resolution. She says, resolutions are meant to be broken, but he’s good at keeping promises, and she’s learning, so okay. Let’s promise each other to meet somewhere private and warm, and really, really soon. He promises, and says, in the meantime, to celebrating New Year’s, you and me, together, last year, this year, and many, many more to come. They clink glasses, and kiss.

Maxie sees Sam in Kelly’s, and asks if she can join her. She’s waiting for her Ride Share, and they won’t be here for another half hour. Sam says, congratulations. Hers is 45 minutes out, so Maxie has her beat. Maxie suggests Sam cancel it, and share hers. Let her guess. Sam and Dante were celebrating, and he got called in to work. Sam says, that’s the price for loving a dedicated cop.

Spencer tells Trina, the baby’s not his… He’s sure. She wonders who the father could be, when Dante joins them. He says he heard they found Esme Prince. Do they want to tell him what happened? Trina says, Esme found them; they were on the Haunted Star. Nikolas and Elizabeth come out of the elevator, and Spencer says, Britt’s party was over, and they were still hanging out talking. They heard someone approaching, and looked up to see Esme standing there, soaking wet. Dante asks if she said anything, but Trina says, she just looked at them and passed out. Dante asks how Nikolas and Elizabeth knew to come, and Spencer says he called. Esme had attacked Elizabeth, and he thought she should know she didn’t have to worry anymore. Nikolas says, they were together when Elizabeth got the call, and he wanted to be here for his son. He puts his hand on Spencer’s shoulder, but Spencer doesn’t look at him. The doctor comes out, and Dante introduces himself, asking if there’s any information on Esme’s condition. The doctor says, she’s being treated for hypothermia. Otherwise, there are no signs of injury. She’s resting comfortably, and should wake up in no time. Dante says, she’s a person of interest in an investigation, and asks if he can see her. The doctor says, certainly, and they leave. Trina suggests getting something to drink, and Nikolas tells Spencer to go with Trina. He’ll text if there’s any changes. Spencer says he’d like to believe Nikolas is here for him, but he always has an ulterior motive. So what is it?

The doctor gives Dante a plastic bag, and says, it’s everything Esme had with her. Dante sees the Christmas ornament, and asks if she had this with her. The doctor says, they took everything off her and bagged it; it’s standard protocol. The doctor leaves, and Dante tosses the bag onto a table so it makes a bang. Esme opens her eyes, and Dante introduces himself. He says, they’ve met before. Can she tell him what happened to her?  

Dex says, Sonny told him that he could guard Josslyn, but other than that, he can’t go near her, and she says, and he’ll do everything Sonny tells him to. He says, he’ll carry a gun for Sonny, and follow orders when it comes to business, but what’s happening between them is personal. She says, that’s not the way he’s been acting, and he says he was trying to cover for her. Isn’t that what she wanted? She says she thought so, but she doesn’t know anymore. She could have died tonight if it wasn’t for Britt… and him. It’s like he’s always there. He says, when he got to the docks, and she was on the ground, he almost lost it. He thought she was wounded, and prayed she wasn’t dying. She says she’s right here, and he says he was afraid he’d never get to do this again. They kiss, and he says, does she? She says, yes, they get busy, and there’s a song part.

We see The Hook on the docks looking for her hook. She says, damn, and takes off her mask. It’s Heather.

Britt tells Obrecht, by the time her ride came, she realized her reasons for leaving were less important than her reasons for staying… especially since her mutter is here. Obrecht says she is, and she always will be, no matter what. Britt says she’ll drink to that, and asks if they should have a toast. She pours the drinks, and says, to my birthday, to the new year, and to us. They clink glasses, and she says, mother and daughter. Obrecht says, prost, and suggests Britt take off her coat, and stay a while. She helps Britt off with her coat, and Britt coughs. Obrecht says, her dress is torn. Is she bleeding? We see a scratch on Britt’s chest, and she starts to walk, but drops to the floor.

Tomorrow, Laura asks Ava what Victor has on her son; Dante asks where Esme’s been hiding out the last six months; and Obrecht asks Britt, what’s happened to her?

Below Deck

We find out the reason napkins line breadbaskets is to reduce condensation. Who says reality shows aren’t educational? Tony has big issue with the change in the schedule because he works out in the morning, and thinks he’s on vacation. In his interview, he says, this change is a pain in his balls. Fraser tells Ross that they need to find the most beautiful court for a tennis and tequila doubles match. They decide on Landings Resort, and Fraser suggests they do lunch there too. Breakfast is served, and the tender is packed for the excursion. Camille breaks another glass, and gets annoyed when Alissa explains that they can’t put it in with the regular trash, and no, they can’t throw it in the sea either. Fraser says, he just wants smiles and hard work. At breakfast, primary Gigi says she could win several Opens and Wimbledon, and no one would notice. They only notice the Gold Medals. Captain Sandy lets Alissa know that she had a talk with Camille about the lack of effort on her part. We flash back to them having that talk, and Alissa says, it’s more the nasty attitude. She doesn’t mind picking up the slack, but Camille’s attitude us ridiculous. She tears up, and in the captain’s interview, she says, when she hears one of her crew members crying, it’s disappointing. But she personally wants to observe the behavior, and not just take the crew member at their word. Camille is on her radar. Captain Sandy asks if she should send Camille to the deck permanently, but Alissa says, then that leaves only three on interior, to the deck’s five. Ross asks if he can use Camille to bring in the jet skis, and the captain tells Camille not to have a fresh mouth. She wants Camille to apologize to Alissa for her tone, and be a team player. It doesn’t have to be hard.

In Camille’s interview, she says she doesn’t disagree that she has an attitude; she’s proud of it. She’ll apologize, because she has to play the game so she doesn’t get fired. Does this woman understand how jobs work? Captain Sandy says she has faith in Camille, and in her interview, Camille says, this is so f***ing stupid, but she’ll bite her tongue. Helping to set up at the tennis court, Hayley tells Fraser that gingers don’t do well in the heat. In her interview, she tells us, join a superyacht they said. Have a glamorous life. More like a canker and sweaty tit rash. It’s too hot for a ginger person; it’s lethal. The yacht anchors at some gorgeous spot, and Camille asks to talk to Alissa. Tony and Ben play tennis at the court, and somehow a camera operator gets whacked by a ball in the balls. On the boat, Camille tells Alissa that she wants to apologize, and take full responsibility for her actions. She doesn’t want Alissa to feel any animosity, and she wants to try and move forward on a positive note. Alissa says she appreciates the apology and taking responsibility, but she’ll be looking for actions. The whole team is busting their ass. Tony takes photos of the guests at the court, and says he’s collecting memories. Ben plays Gigi, and does not do badly. A lunch of tomahawk steak and king crab legs is served. Neither one of these would be my choice in a restaurant, but I wouldn’t care what Rachel made, I’d eat it. The guests come back, and Camille says she wants be with them. Some of the guests decide to snorkel, and suddenly, guest Amanda yells for help and flails around in the distance, and Tony dives in. Captain Sandy says, holy sh*t.

Tony brings Amanda back on a surfboard, and we find out she was bit by a jellyfish. There’s the whole, will you pee on me? conversation (and no, that is not the solution), and vinegar is brought out to put on the bite. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she says, when struggling in the water, people can spiral in a second. Luckily, they have the A-team. In Rachel’s interview, she says, it’s going to be an Indian dinner, and it’s going to be epic. She loves Indian food and studied there. She knows why they use certain ingredients for gut health, but you can fart your ass off or feel bloated if you don’t do it right. Camille goes to the bridge, telling the captain that she just wanted a breather. Every time she turns around, someone is tasking her. Captain Sandy says she needs to be tasked. If nobody needs her, she should get some rest. Camille moves along, when Rachel radios her, asking if she’s coming back to do the silverware. Camille tells her that the captain sent her on a break, and Rachel wonders where she should put the silverware in the meantime. Camille mumbles that Rachel is 35; figure it out. Captain Sandy gets on the radio, and tells Camille not to throw her under the bus. She told Camille to take a break if she wasn’t needed. Camille whines to the captain that she didn’t understand, and in her cabin, she wails that Rachel isn’t her department head. She’s going to lose her sh*t. In the crew mess, Alissa laughs, and says, Camille is stupid. Camille can’t believe she’d said that over the radio. She literally has to report to everyone, and she can’t anymore. She goes back to the bridge, literally crying, and tells Captain Sandy that she’s doing all the bitch work. In the captain’s interview, she says, it’s not easy to work with no schedule, which is where Camille gets grace, but she has to be in it to win it. She tells Camille that someone needs to make a schedule. Hold it together. They’ll figure it out. Captain Sandy calls Fraser and Ross to the bridge. She tells them that she thinks the problem is that Camille is being pulled in two different directions. She wants to put Camille on interior full-time, and she’ll help Ross on deck. In Ross’s interview, he says, they’re good; they have plenty of people. Camille inhibits efficiency, and she’s a pain in the ass. This works for him. He tells the captain that it wasn’t working the way it was. Fraser sits down with Camille, and says, there wasn’t any communication. She tells him that Alissa tasks her with the sh*t she doesn’t want to do, and it’s not fair. Fraser says he thinks she’s being immature, and to come to him before she goes to the captain. She says he can’t tell her that she can’t go to her captain, and he asks if she’s f***ing mental. I get a picture of Ed Grimley in my head.

Fraser says he cares about the well-being of the crew, and in his interview, he says, Camille isn’t looking for structure. She’s looking for an excuse to cover that she’s sh*t at her job. Camille says he has his opinion of her, but she’ll never see it that way, and he says he’s glad they spoke. He’ll arrange a schedule. In the galley, Rachel says, welcome to hell, and the guests get ready for dinner. Camille does cabins, and says she doesn’t understand expresso soap. Why does anyone want to wash their hands with coffee? In Rachel’s interview, she says she understood Captain Lee’s expectations, but there’s some pressure with a new captain. The captain joins the guests for dinner, and they talk pickleball. Katie and Ross find a place to kiss, and Tony gripes about the schedule change again. The captain explains to the guests that they have 24 hour watch because of the Titanic guy signing off on his watch. See? This show is just full of knowledge this week. Camille visits Ben on the bridge to flirt, and one of the guests says they’re having a religious awakening over the curry. In Ross’s interview, he says he’s changing the schedule back, with Tony on early, and Ben on late. Everyone was happy, and a happy worker is a good worker. Camille makes out with Ben, while Alissa cleans up. When Camille comes down, she tells Alissa that she made Ben a cup of coffee. Alissa suggests Ben make his own coffee, but Camille says she’ll do what she pleases. She’ll get everything done. Alissa explains, it’s the pace, and Camille says, Alissa is going to make her quit. Alissa says she woudn’t mind. Every night, it’s a different issue.

The guests go to bed, and the next morning, Tony is back to his 5 am routine of working out and grunting. Ross goes to Captain Sandy, and says, the deck crew loved the previous schedule. He’s switching it back, but he’ll modify it to make sure they get adequate sleep. Rachel tells Fraser that she’s wearing a Dorothy emerald green dress to go out, and he says he’ll wear green pants. The breakfast special is crab cakes benedict, which sounds like heaven. It’s time for the guests to depart, and Gigi says, it was far beyond what they expected. She gives Captain Sandy an envelope for making her birthday weekend so special. They leave, and Camille says, goodbye; hello alcohol. The captain tells them to meet in the sky longue for the tip meeting. Champagne is poured, and Captain Sandy tells them that they’re excellent at their craft. The guests thought they were as awesome as she did, and left a $31K tip – $2384 each. In Tony’s interview, he says, that’s a sh*tload of money. More than some people make in a year. They worked their asses off, and he’s crazy happy. Fraser tells the stews to just get the essentials done, and Ross tells the deckhands to just do the bridge and aft deck. The crew gets dressed for going out.

Ross tells Ben, whenever he’s tired, it goes one of two ways; he behaves really good or really bad. Maybe it’s me or my TV, but Rachel’s dress looks blue, and Fraser’s pants are barely green. Rachel says she loves Captain Lee, but it’s awesome to work with Captain Sandy. She’s a great example, being a female. In Katie’s interview, she says, working for Captain Sandy is super empowering in a boys’ world. Some captains just sit on the bridge and bark orders, but she teaches them to be better people and better in the yachting world. She thinks the captain is awesome and looks up to her. They go to a restaurant, and Fraser toasts to a charter well done. Cameron tells Ben that she wants to keep having adventures, but doesn’t want to be alone, and he tells her that she’s the first chick he’s cuddled in a long time. In Ben’s interview, he says, what’s happening between them seems natural. He’s happy. In Ross’s interview, he says, the English stereotype is that they drink a lot of tea, but they also drink a lot of cocktails. Yachting is high pressure, and they let loose when they’re off. They work hard and play hard.

Camille moans to Hayley that she’s at the bottom of the barrel, and in Hayley’s interview, she says, Camille is confused. She doesn’t understand the difference between being a guest and a member of the crew. Suck it up, and scrub the toilet. Hayley tells Camille that she can only change the way she deals with things. They go back to the boat and drink some more. Ben, Ross, Camille, Katie, and Alissa get in the hot tub, but since it’s kind of coupled up, Alissa leaves. Ross grabs Camille, and starts getting obnoxious. In Katie’s interview, she says, it’s the sequence. Ross drinks, acts ridiculous, and touches everybody. She’s over it and f***ing annoyed. She cries in her cabin, while Ross somehow finds his way back to his, and Ben and Camille go at it like rabbits.  

Rodney Bay, St. Lucia. Ross tells Ben that he doesn’t remember the night before, and Ben says he was aggressive. Ross admits he should have gone straight to bed, and says he has apologies to make. He tells Katie and Camille, apparently, he was not in the best of states, and Katie says he was handsy in a forceful way. He says he apologizes if he upset or offended them, and Camille says, in the moment, he did. In Katie’s interview, she says, everyone has times when they’re too drunk. She wants to move forward, and forgive him. They hug, and Alissa radios Camille for some help. Camille tells her to wait a second; she doesn’t have time right now. Once again, the radio is her enemy, and Captain Sandy calls her to the bridge. She says she’s had conversations with Camille, and heard Alissa call her for help. She hears the radio chatter, and doesn’t want to hear pushback. Camille has this charter to prove she’s in it to win it, or she promises Camille will be off the boat. Fraser is called to the bridge next, and the captain tells him that if Camille isn’t 100% this charter, she’s gone. Fraser says he thinks that’s where they’re at now. To be frank, he’d be happy with a team of three.

Meanwhile, Camille dramatically tramps through the boat, saying, how can she (I assume the captain) act like she knows what’s going on? She wonders if she’s losing her mind. She storms into one of the cabins where Alissa is making a bed, and says she needs privacy. She yells at Alissa to get out, and Alissa calmly suggests Camille cry in a different room. She’s not going anywhere.

Either there was no preview or I didn’t see it, but I have the sneaking suspicion Camille isn’t even going to make it to the next charter.

🥡 Feeling Y2K23ish…

Stop in tomorrow for same soap, different year, and some tea on what the new year has brought, along with what the last one took. Until then, stay safe, stay not pressuring yourself to keep any resolutions, and stay always knowing who’s listening in on the radio before you give attitude.

December 28, 2022 – Cyrus Offers His Help To Laura, Why He Left, NeNe Wants Grace, Avoidance, Captain Eddie, Continuing To Celebrate & Party

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Zaanse Schans, Netherlands. Anna and Valentin walk into a café. Valentin asks if she’s sure they’re not being set up, but she says she told him. It’s not just a former colleague; it’s an old friend. And here he is. Andre says, Anna Devane, it’s been far, far too long, and they hug.

Britt clinks a martini glass against a framed photo of her and Brad, then puts them both in a suitcase. She looks at a bracelet that says Britt on it, and puts that in too. She says she guesses this means she has plenty of room for clothes.

At Kelly’s, Ava says, it was a lovely memorial for Rory yesterday, and Trina agrees. She thanks Ava for being there, and Ava says, of course (🍷). She’d do anything to support Trina. Trina says she knows she can count on Ava, and Ava says, her question is, can Trina count on Spencer? She shows Trina her phone, and the article in The Invader with the picture of her, Spencer, and Laura, is on the screen.

As Spencer tries to get out the door, Victor says he’s glad he caught Spencer. Spencer tells Victor that he was just on his way… but Victor asks if Spencer will join him. He promises not to keep Spencer long, and then he can join his friends for the New Year celebrations. Although it’s a little early, isn’t it? He pours them drinks, and Spencer says he has some things to get done before Britt’s birthday party. Victor says he’s surprised Spencer is attending, and Spencer says, she was a good friend to him when he was a kid, and luckily, they’ve remained friends. Victor says, good. He was hoping Spencer would be available tomorrow afternoon. He was hoping to get the family together for a nice brunch to usher in the New Year. Spencer says, forgive him, but under no circumstances will he be having brunch with his father. He has every intention of turning 2023 into a fresh start for himself. Which means, once he moves out of Windymere, he hopes never to speak to or lay eyes on his father again.

Esme looks at her Christmas tree, and says, a definite fire hazard. Now all she needs is the spark. She hears keys, and jumps on the bed. Nikolas comes in, and she asks what she did to warrant a visit from her jailer. He says, her plan is not going to work.

Martin meets Laura in the Pentenville visitor’s room, and they hug. She says she’s glad to see he’s all right, and he says, none the worse for wear. She says, when he called her from a jail cell in Ireland… He says he can’t tell her how much he appreciates her riding to his rescue, and interceding on his behalf. She says, of course (🍷). That was very brave of him. He says, bravery had nothing to do with it. The last thing he expected when he went over there was to fall on his sword so that Anna Devane could get away. She laughs, and says she thinks he’s pretty lucky the WSB let him get away with just a fine. He says, something fishy about that. For all the good it did him. He went from one prison to another. She says, at least he’s not behind bars in this one. He didn’t have to come. He says, after all she’s done for him, did she think he’d let her face their wayward brother alone? What does she think he wants? The guard lets Cyrus in, and he says, sister. And is this his brother he sees before him? What a lovely surprise. The Lord has truly blessed him this day.

There’s a knock at Britt’s door, and Obrecht says, it’s her mutter; open up. Britt says, just a second, and tries to put the suitcase under the bed, but it doesn’t fit. Obrecht knocks again, and says something in German. Britt says, just hang on, shoving the suitcase in the other room, and opens the door. She asks what Obrecht is doing here. She thought they were meeting at the party. Obrecht says she thought Britt might need help getting ready. Is that how she’s wearing her hair? Britt says, yes. She’s decided brushing her hair is giving in to the patriarchy. Of course (🍷) she’s not wearing her hair like this. Obrecht says, thank Gott. What will she be wearing? Britt says, this, indicating the robe she’s in. It goes with the coiffure. Obrecht sees a garment bag, and says she found Britt’s regalia. Britt says she can’t wait to hear what’s wrong with it, but Obrecht gasps and says, it’s wunderbar. It’s just the tiniest bit wrinkled. She’ll hang it in the shower, turn it on, and see what happens. She nearly trips over Britt’s suitcase, and asks what Britt is doing with it.

Victor says he thought Spencer moved past this childish resentment of his father, but Spencer says, his father continues to top his previous transgressions. It’s one thing to let your family think you’re dead. It’s quite another to take advantage of a vulnerable woman. Victor says, come on. What Nikolas did might be inexcusable, but to characterize Esme as vulnerable… Spencer says he was talking about Elizabeth Baldwin, and Victor says, oh. Spencer says, Victor knew, and Victor says he did. Spencer asks how he can be okay with this, and Victor asks what there is to disapprove of. Nikolas and Elizabeth are consenting adults. Spencer says, everyone knows she’s been struggling. She checked herself in to Shadybrook. He’s sure she turned to Nikolas for comfort and support, and he used her trust to get her into bed. It’s disgusting. He hopes Cameron’s mother comes to her senses, and kicks him out of her life for good. Victor says, Spencer has to be realistic. There’s no way Elizabeth can cut ties with Nikolas now. Spencer asks, why not?

Esme asks, what’s his plan? and Nikolas says, Demetrius informed him that she barely touched her lunch, and she still hasn’t. She asks if he’s worried about her, and he says, the baby needs nourishment. She says she wasn’t hungry. Heartburn is a thing; look it up. He says, it will make her life a lot easier if she just accepts her situation, and she asks, what about her situation is acceptable? He says, if she wants something in particular, tell Demetrius, but he won’t tolerate a hunger strike. Eat her dinner, or he’ll get her a feeding tube. Don’t push him. He leaves, and she says, she’ll push Nikolas… right off a cliff.

Valentin says, Anna didn’t tell him that her contact was the esteemed Dr. Maddox. Andre says, If he’d known Valentin was going to be here, he might not have shown. Anna says, here’s the thing. She has to clear her name, and they also want to bring down Victor. So all of that is more important than past conflicts. She needs both their help. Call her selfish, but that’s what they’re going to focus on. Andre says, absolutely; anything he can do to help. Valentin says he’s sure Andre’s intentions are sterling, but he doesn’t see how a doctor – Andre says, a psychiatrist – can help them. Andre says he was thinking the same thing. What does Anna think he can do? She says, it’s not because of who he is now, but who he used to be.

Cyrus says, praise God that He has softened his brother’s heart enough to grant him this visit, but Martin says, God hasn’t softened anything. Cyrus says he understands Martin’s anger… Laura says, that’s great. The warden told her that Cyrus wanted to see her, so what does he want? Cyrus says, to warn her there’s a serpent in her garden, and she asks if they can skip the Biblical metaphors. Just tell her the name of the snake. He says, strings were pulled in order to arrange her grandson Spencer’s early release, and Martin says, early release usually requires some kind of string pulling. Cyrus says, unfortunately, all these strings lead directly back to Laura.

Britt says she decided to go on a little vacation, and Obrecht asks where she’s going. When is she leaving? Why doesn’t she have Britt’s itinerary? Britt says, a whole bunch of places, and she’ll send Obrecht postcards from when she gets there. To answer her remaining question, she’s flying out tonight after the party. Obrecht asks why this is the first time she’s hearing about this vacation, and Britt says, it was a spur of the moment idea, and she got a good deal. She also doesn’t need Obrecht’s permission; she’s a grown woman, even though tonight will be her first birthday party ever. Thank you for that. Obrecht says she didn’t have parties growing up, so she never threw any for Britt. She thought Britt was better off; that doing without such trivialities would make her stronger. She didn’t realize what Britt was missing. Britt says she was just kidding, and Obrecht says she knows she wasn’t the warmest mother when Britt was growing up, but she knew the world was tough, and needed Britt to be tougher, so she pushed Britt. It’s a miracle she grew into the magnificent woman she is. Britt is her miracle. Britt asks if Obrecht thinks for a second that she wouldn’t have the drive, the strength, and vastly superior skills she has, if Obrecht hadn’t drilled it into her? Obrecht says, a mother should be someone who inspires you, not someone you have to survive. Britt says, we are who we are. They’ve both changed for the better, and that’s good enough. Obrecht says she hasn’t changed enough, and Britt asks what she’s done. Who did she kidnap this time? Obrecht says, what she’s done is worse than a simple abduction. She betrayed Britt’s trust.

Ava says that she knows before Rory died, Trina was struggling with her feelings for Spencer, and Trina says, the last thing Rory said to her was that he meant it when he told her that he loved her. She was planning to break up with him. Ava says, she can’t control how she feels. Choosing to tell him was brave of her. Trina says, it feels kind of the opposite, and Ava asks if she’s told Spencer about her feelings, but Trina says, God no, and she can’t now. Ava says, that’s probably for the best. Just for now. Trina is grieving, and needs to give herself time to heal. Trina says she can’t heal until Rory’s killer is caught. This has to end. Esme needs to be stopped.

Cyrus says he worries about Laura’s political future if her constituents think she interfered with Spencer’s sentence, but Laura says, he doesn’t give a damn about her political future, and he knows she had nothing to do with Spencer’s early release. Spencer told her that Cyrus was here with him when Victor picked him up. Obviously, Victor is the one who arranged for the early release. Cyrus says, the three of them know the truth, but they also know, in politics, appearances can be more damning than the facts. Martin says, so Cyrus thinks Victor is trying to frame Laura for this, and Cyrus says, Victor has a lot of sway in Pentenville. It’s obvious from the way he was able to meet with Spencer in the prison library. They also know Victor never gets his own hands dirty. One of his agents did the actual work to get Spencer’s release. This agent also works for Laura. He’s sorry to tell her, but there’s a mole in the mayor’s office. Martin says, along with the snake, and Cyrus says, as her brother, he feels it’s his duty to warn her that her Deputy Mayor is working for Victor.

Andre says, the research he was doing was for the WSB. It was only later he discovered it was corrupted by the Cassadines. Anna says, Victor and Helena, and Andre says, yes, as well as her old nemesis, Liesl Obrecht. Anna says she more interested in his interactions with the Cassadines, in particular Victor. He says he had to give the occasional progress report on his various dealings. Does she need him to be more specific? She says, not with the dealings, but the communication. Did they come to him, or did he go to them? Andre says, he went to them, always the same place, and Valentin asks Anna if he thinks Victor is using the same location. She says, the WSB never found that particular base of operations, and Victor has no reason to risk moving that location because no one really remembers it… except Andre. So where is it?

Spencer asks Victor why Elizabeth should run, and Victor says, regardless of what happened, Nikolas and Elizabeth are bound together, and Spencer should support them. Spencer says he hopes Elizabeth snaps out of whatever led her to this lamentable lapse in judgement, but regardless, his father is no longer his concern. Victor says, Nikolas is Spencer’s family. He can’t just walk away. Spencer says, why not? Nikolas doesn’t want anything to do with him. Victor says, that’s not true, and Spencer says, then tell him why, when he told Nikolas of his plans to leave, Nikolas didn’t say he was proud of Spencer for being his own man. Victor says he must have misunderstood, but Nikolas walks in, and says, Spencer is right. He thinks it’s best if Spencer leaves Windymere. Victor says, that’s a ludicrous thing to say, and Spencer suggests the two of them talk it out. It’s no longer his concern. He leaves, and Victor asks why Nikolas isn’t fighting for his son, and Nikolas says, Victor doesn’t understand. Victor says he understands more than Nikolas thinks. Does Nikolas imagine a new baby will really give him a second chance?

Esme hears someone coming and gets back in bed. Demetrius comes in, and says, she needs to eat, but she says she guesses she’s sad. He asks if she has any requests for dinner; anything. How about a steak? She asks if he trusts her with a knife, but he says he’ll bring it pre-cut. She says, whatever, and he says, he’ll have the chef prepare something special. She smiles, and says, he’s been so nice to her, but what she wants doesn’t matter. Nikolas has made that perfectly clear. He starts to leave, and she says, actually, there is something she’d like.

Anna says, where in Paris? and Andre says, the 11th. He can’t tell them exactly where. Unfortunately, he was blindfolded every time he was taken there. Anna says, of course (🍷), but maybe some detail, a sound he heard, and he says, the place was like a fortress, security everywhere. He can’t give them the exact location, but the route was always the same. He got the sense they turned off a main boulevard, not a side street. She says, that’s a good place start, and Andre asks what Victor has done now, and Anna says, they think… they hope that’s where Victor is holding Lucy Coe, because he faked Lucy’s murder, and then framed her for it. So any help Andre can give would be greatly appreciated. Andre asks if the WSB is looking for the space, but Anna says, no. They’re working on their own. Andre says, so the two of them are going to infiltrate Victor Cassadine’s top secret base by themselves? Valentin says, piece of cake.

Obrecht tells Britt that it wasn’t her intention, but Scotty was away, and she was left alone with her fears. Britt tells her, just spit it out, and Obrecht says she told Nina about Britt’s condition. Britt says she’d rather Obrecht didn’t, but Nina is family. Obrecht says, and Sonny. She’s so sorry. Britt says, Obrecht told Sonny her deepest most personal secret? and Obrecht says, not really. She told Nina, and Sonny just happened to be there. It’s been so difficult keeping this terrible secret. Britt says, it’s her secret, and Obrecht says, Britt is her daughter. No matter what kind of mother she was, the mother she is now can’t tolerate her suffering. For what it’s worth (🍷), they promised not to tell anyone. She asks if Britt hates her.

Demetrius says, whatever Esme wants, he’s certain the chef can provide it, and she says, steak medium rare does sound delicious. But what she really wants is some company. Is there any way he can join her for dinner?

Nikolas asks how Victor found out about the baby, and Victor says, Ava told him. Nikolas asks what she said, and Victor tells him, not only was Nikolas having an affair with Elizabeth, she was also about to furnish him with a new heir. Congratulations, by the way. Despite the circumstances, another Cassadine is always a blessing. Nikolas says, Elizabeth had a miscarriage. Ava must not have heard when she talked to Victor, but she knows now. Victor says he’s sorry to hear that, and Nikolas asks why he was talking to Ava in the first place.  

Ava says she understands how much Trina wants justice for Rory… Trina says, and Ava, and Diane, and Brando, and even Oz Haggerty. If it wasn’t for him, she might be in prison right now. Ava says she knows the police are doing everything they can to find this killer, whether it’s Esme or someone else, and Trina flashes back to hatching a plan with Spencer to catch Esme. Ava asks what she’s thinking, and Trina says, that she’s going to follow her heart, and do what’s right. Ava says, no doubt, when Spencer walks in. Ava says, just remember, while she’s following her heart, she should also protect it. Spencer walks over to their table, and says he’s glad he ran into Trina. She thanks him for being supportive at the memorial, and Ava says she should be on her way, but Spencer says, if Ava doesn’t mind waiting, he’d like to speak to her alone.

Laura says, if Eileen is working with Victor, why does Cyrus care? and Cyrus says, she already knew this. She’s using Ashby against Victor. That is a bold move. She says, he still hasn’t answered her question, and he says, if it becomes public knowledge that the Deputy Mayor arranged for Spencer’s release, Ashby could easily say she was acting on Laura’s behalf. Laura asks why that sounds like a threat, and Cyrus says, because she doesn’t trust him. It saddens him, but he understands. But if we hope for what we do not yet have, we wait for it patiently. Martin says, Cyrus best get comfortable. He’s going to be waiting a long time. Cyrus promises it’s not a threat; it’s a warning. She asks why he would warn her, and he says he reached out because they’re family. Victor Cassadine interfered with his family, and he has no intention of turning the other cheek.

Valentin wonders if there are any specific defenses other than armed guards, and Andre says, they entered the building via secured elevator underground. Despite being in the center of the city, the place is like a bunker. Anna says, they’ve gotten into tougher places than that, and Valentin says, they have? She says, they’ve certainly gotten out of them. She figures getting in will be easier. Andre suggests he go with them. He might remember something when he’s in the general vicinity. Valentin thanks him, and says, he’s been very helpful as it is, but Andre says he wasn’t not asking Valentin, and asks if Anna can really trust this guy.

Britt says she knows Obrecht wouldn’t betray her trust on purpose, and Obrecht says she swears, it just spilled out. Britt says she’s sorry. She didn’t realize keeping her Huntington’s a secret was taking such a toll on Obrecht. Obrecht says, I am the mutter; you are mein kind. She realizes she wasn’t there for Britt as a child…  Britt says, oh, she was there, and Obrecht laughs, and says, Britt knows what she means. But she is here now. Britt says, still, she’s sorry for all the pain she caused, but Obrecht says, no. She’s the one who should be sorry. Any pain she’s feeling is worth it. It’s worth anything to have Britt as her daughter.  

Victor says, Ava wanted to discuss the terms of her divorce, and Nikolas says, with Victor? Victor says, after finding out Nikolas had strayed, not only with Esme, but Elizabeth as well, does Nikolas blame Ava for wanting to come to him for advice? Word of warning. Don’t give his soon-to-be ex-wife more ammunition. Ava is out for blood.

Spencer asks if Trina wouldn’t mind giving him and Ava a moment alone. Then he’d like to talk to her about Britt’s party. Ava asks, what about Britt’s party? and Spencer says, he’ll explain, if she’ll listen. Trina says she’ll check in with Joss, and leaves. Spencer sits down with Ava, and she says she assumes this is about the trust fund, but he says, it’s not about money. It’s about something entirely different. She says, if he’s expecting any help from her about Trina… but he says, this has nothing to do with Trina. She says, if it were up to her… He asks her to shut up. He’s trying to apologize.

Demetrius says he’s Esme’s guard; it wouldn’t be right. She says she understands. It’s just, she’s so lonely up here in this tower, and it’s New Year’s Eve. Her favorite New Year’s Eve memory is when Spencer surprised her with a romantic dinner; candles, a single rose adorning the table. It made her feel so special. He says, Mr. Cassadine would not like it, and she says, probably not, but it is his duty to guard her. What better way to ensure she’s eating than to be in the same room? They can enjoy a candlelit dinner. He doesn’t say anything, and she tells him that she understands. She knows that’s probably not how he’d choose to spend his evening, but he says, it’s not that. She asks if that means he’ll consider it, and he says he will. She thanks him, and says, he has no idea how much this means to her.

Ava says, Spencer wants to apologize to her? and he says, if she’ll ever let him get around to it. He put her through hell because she broke a promise to him. He thought she wasn’t good enough for his father, but it turns out, his father wasn’t the man Spencer thought he was. And he’s sorry, because he never should have targeted her. No one deserves to be put through what he put her through. He knows they’re not going to be friends, and she says, certainly not… Nikolas let us both down. So what is this about Britt’s party? He says, Trina is going with him. He figures it’s better than her sitting at home alone missing Rory. He just wants to help her get through this. Ava says, then he’ll have to be a much better man than his father. If he lets Trina down in any way… He says he knows. He’ll answer to her. She says, he’s got that right.

Nikolas says he knows Ava will never forgive him, and Victor says he thinks Elizabeth would make a better match for him than Ava. She seems to be more malleable. Nikolas says, clearly, Victor doesn’t know Elizabeth. She may have her vulnerabilities, but she’s no push over. Victor says, even better, and Nikolas says, all Victor needs to know is that he trusts her. Victor tells him, just don’t make the same mistake as he did with Ava. Don’t trust her with any Cassadine family secrets.

Britt says, she and Obrecht have come a long way. Yes, there have been nicer, warmer, and fuzzier mothers, but there’s no one like her. And she means that in the best way. There’s no one more fierce, more protective, more loyal, more brilliant, and hilarious, and extraordinary. To be here with her, to celebrate and mourn with her, to forgive and be forgiven by her, to evolve with her. It’s no surprise she’s always been so protective of her heart, because there’s no one Britt has ever met that feels as deeply and as passionately as Obrecht does. It is an honor and an adventure – she takes Obrecht’s hand – to be her daughter. It’s a thrill ride, and she’s so glad Obrecht is her mom. Obrecht says, and she’s so proud to be blessed with such a strong, acerbically witty, beautiful and brilliant daughter. Not only a doctor – just like her mutter – but Chief of Staff – also just like her mutter. Britt says, Co-Chief, and Obrecht says, only because Monica Quartermaine is an idiot. Britt says, Monica is a savvy and brilliant woman. And if Obrecht ever repeats that… Obrecht says, she could never, not without choking. Britt says, unfortunately, she won’t be able to do this job much longer, and Obrecht says, when Britt falters, she’ll be there to see that Britt soars again. That is her promise to Britt. Britt will not go through this alone. She’ll be by Britt’s side for everything. Britt says, ich liebe dich, and Obrecht says she loves Britt too.

Valentin says, Andre’s not questioning his motives, is he? and Andre says, he is a Cassadine. Helena used to talk about him all the time. He was the one person she really seemed afraid of. Valentin says, Andre is flattering him, but Andre says, not at all. He’s simply stating, he knows Valentin’s reputation. He knows how dangerous Valentin is. Valentin says, Andre has no idea, and Anna says, all right. Valentin’s dangerous. Andre’s dangerous. She’s dangerous. The three of them are threats to the common good, but they’re all trying to be better, aren’t they? She trusts Andre’s intel; she trusts Valentin with her life 

Laura says, so Cyrus wants to take Victor down? and Martin says, only one bully in the playground, right? Cyrus says he wants to protect his family. He will be an enemy to their enemies, and oppose those who oppose them, and Martin says he knew Cyrus would circle around to the Old Testament sooner or later. Laura asks if Cyrus is suggesting they work together, and Cyrus says he thinks they’re stronger together. He has resources she doesn’t; can do things she can’t. Laura says, he means, that she won’t, and he says, she’s a fair person. Doesn’t she think it’s fair that Victor pay for Luke Spencer’s death?

Alone with Valentin, Anna says, she told him that she vouches for Andre. Valentin says he doesn’t trust anyone who’s willing to get involved with the Cassadines. She asks if he wants to run that by her again, and he says, she knows what he means. He didn’t have any choice; he was born into this family. Tell him again why Andre is willing to help them. She says she’s sure he has a lot of reasons to hate the Cassadines. Besides, wouldn’t Valentin want to help someone who said they were going to bring down Victor? He says he would if it was her. He’d do it in a heartbeat.

Esme looks at the tree, and says, not very fancy, but oh so flammable. She tells Ace that she only needs one more thing to make her escape. And Demetrius is going to provide it.

Nikolas tells Victor, don’t worry. He’s not going to share any of his Cassadine secrets with Elizabeth. Victor says, good. Elizabeth may be a loyal friend, but she’s not family. Don’t let her too close. Nikolas says, that’s not going to happen, and Victor says, from now on, he thinks it’s best he deal with Ava in regards to the divorce. They seem to have developed a kind of rapport. Nikolas says, that’s fine by him. He has his hands full enough. Victor says, anything he can help with? and Nikolas says, he’s just trying to figure out the mess he’s made of his life. Victor says he knows it seems like Nikolas is on a long road right now, but from where he stands, it looks like Nikolas is headed in the right direction. Soon his marriage to Ava will be behind him. Nikolas says he can’t pretend to be happy about that, and Victor tells him, just remember, he’s meant for much better things… So is Ava.

Ava and Trina wish each other a happy New Year, and Ava tells Spencer to be good. She leaves, and Trina thanks Spencer for telling Ava about the party. She was working up to telling her. Spencer says, there’s no reason Trina should suffer Ava’s questions and judgement when he’s here to take the brunt. She says, how gallant, and he says, besides, the whole reason they’re doing this is to get people to talk. Wherever Esme is hiding out, she’ll be furious if she thinks they’re together. Unless of course (🍷), Trina’s changed her mind. Then he’ll go back to his original plan, and try to lure Esme out of hiding by himself. She says, no. We said we were going to do this together. He says, we? She’s the one who said that. He just knew better than to argue with her. She says, he’s finally learning, and he says, just so she knows he can handle it. She doesn’t have to help him. She says, yes, she does… even if it means pretending to enjoy his company, and he says, when Esme does come after them, they’ll be ready.

Britt comes out in an amazing black sparkly dress, and Obrecht says, she looks absolutely atemberaubend. Britt says, she looks underfed? and Obrecht says, no, atemberaubend – stunning. Britt says, Obrecht is right. She does, doesn’t she? Obrecht says she’s always right, especially when it comes to Britt’s beauty. She suggests they take a picture to remember the moment, but Britt says she doesn’t need a picture to remember. Obrecht says, come, and they stand together. Obrecht tells Britt, say happy birthday, they do, and Obrecht snaps the picture.

Cyrus says he’s offering Laura justice for the father of her children, but Laura says, he’s talking about vengeance. He says, what if he is? Isn’t she entitled to that as well? Martin asks, is it Deuteronomy or Romans where the Lord says, vengeance is Mine, and Cyrus says, both. Laura says she doesn’t think this is about justice or vengeance. She thinks Cyrus wants to use her to get rid of Victor. Cyrus says, the Lord will fight for you; you need only be still. Laura says, but vengeance isn’t his, because he’s not God. She and Martin get up, and Cyrus says he’s really enjoyed their little family reunion. Happy new year, sister. I’ll be right here when you need me.

Tomorrow, Finn tells Terry that he’d be the wrong guy to ask; Trina says she has something to clear up; Nikolas tells Laura, if she takes down Victor, she takes him down; and Britt says, happy birthday to me, and a shirtless waiter offers her a drink.

🏥 Confusing Exit…

Wow. Two radically different stories. This sounds more like backtracking, but who knows?

🍑 More Confusion…

This woman is becoming the NeNeCoaster. Five minutes ago, she was suing the network and accusing Andy of being racist, and now she wants back on the show? I just don’t get it.

🌬 Toxicity Be Gone…

But how is she going to avoid herself?

⚓️ Below Deck Begot…

Apparently, he’s redeemed himself since the Rocky days.

🎄 Not Done Yet…

I like to milk the holidays as long as possible.

https://people.com/celebrity/christmas-2022-how-stars-celebrated-photos/

https://www.whitehouse.gov/holidays-2022/

👶🏽 In With the New…

Join me tomorrow for soap, tea, and music. Until then, stay safe, stay not feeling pressured to celebrate on New Year’s Eve, and stay remembering, while following your heart, you should also protect it.

December 27, 2022 – Carly Sabotages Drew’s Sleuthing, This Year’s Loss, Overstayed, No More Salt, Celebrating Sobriety, He’ll Be Back, Christmas Pets (!) & My Year

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Drew catches Carly outside the gatehouse, and gives her a quick kiss. She asks him, what’s in the box? and he says, hopefully, the answer to finding Willow’s birth parents.

Inside, Michael asks if Willow is okay. Did she have enough to eat? She asks if it matters. It’s not like it’s going to stay down. Michael hugs her.

Britt says, if Cody is here to lobby for an invite to her party… He says he’s not. He hasn’t been honest with her, and intends to fix it right now.

Maxie sees Brook at the hospital, and asks if that’s the BLQ who saved Christmas, but Brook says, don’t hug her; she’s sick. Maxie says, with what? The flu? Bronchitis? Strep? Her kids have had everything. Brook says she doesn’t know, but she feels like hell. She has zero energy, she can’t sleep, and has this huge headache. She’s hoping the doctor can prescribe something to get rid of it. Maxie asks when her appointment is, and Brook says, not soon enough. Maxie says she can wait with Brook. It’s the least she can do, since she got Maxie to Georgie in time for Christmas. Brook says, with a major assist from Maxie’s ex, and Maxie tells her that she can say his name; she’s fine. Break-ups are hard, especially around the holidays, but she doesn’t have to tell Brook that, does she?

Chase walks into the MetroCourt restaurant, when his phone dings. He sees a text from Dante that says: The CCRB review your case at the Q2 2023 meeting.

At a table, Sasha tells Gladys, when that engine came to life, it was like an actual Christmas miracle. Then the fact that Britt used it to go to the Quartermaines’ to deliver a baby? Gladys says, Brando would be so proud, and Sasha says, he would be so thrilled to know his motorcycle helped someone, but Gladys says, she meant Brando would be proud of her. She is. Sasha takes her hand, and says she’s proud of Gladys too. The way Gladys has stepped up for her, she doesn’t know how thank Gladys and tell her how much it means to her. Gladys says, they’ve come a long way, and Sasha says she bets Brando is looking down on them now and smiling. Gladys says she misses him, and Sasha says, her too.

Sonny, Dex, and Frank walk into a hotel room (not the start of a joke), and Dex asks if the party Sonny is meeting is bringing their own security. Sonny says, that’s why he brought Dex and Frank. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.Dex says, and if the worst happens? and Sonny says, then they make them regret they ever crossed him. Dex asks, who exactly are they dealing with? and Sonny says, a group that wants to run exports through Port Charles. That’s all Dex needs to know. There’s a knock at the door, and Frank answers. A man with a briefcase walks in, and says, he came alone, but Frank checks the hallway before closing the door. The man introduces himself as Roman Hume. He knows Sonny is a busy man, and doesn’t want to waste his time. He suggests they get started, and they sit. Sonny says, first and foremost, he doesn’t negotiate. If they want to do business with him, they follow his rules. Roman says, or what? and Sonny says, he doesn’t want to find out.

Brook asks how Maxie knew she and Chase broke up. Has she talked to him? Maxie says, Nina told her that Chase ended up performing at Gingerbread Jam, from which she deduced he wasn’t hurt or sick. Which led her to believe something went down with the two of them for Brook to think he wasn’t coming. Brook says, that’s some sleuthing, and Maxie says, unless her relationship radar is on the fritz. Brook says she wishes. Unfortunately, it’s spot on. Maxie asks when it happened. Sometime around Thanksgiving? Brook asks how she knew that, and Maxie says, Brook was putting on a pretty good face at work, but she could tell something was going on. So what did Brook do? Brook says, what makes Maxie think it wasn’t Chase who messed up? and Maxie says she loves Brook, but Chase is basically a Boy Scout in a man’s body. Brook says, he’s not that innocent; he cheated on Willow. Maxie says, that was fake to get Wiley away from Nelle. Brook says, Maxie’s right. Chase is like the most selfless person on the planet, and she’s not. How delusional was she to think she could hold on to him?

Gladys looks in her compact mirror, and says she still can’t believe she owns actual diamond studs. What a Christmas gift, from the best daughter-in-law. Sasha says, they look fabulous on her, and Gladys says, they really do, don’t they? Chase comes by, and says he’s sorry to interrupt. He just wanted to say hi. Sasha starts to introduce him, but Gladys says, Harrison Chase, former detective turned pop star. She saw his performance at the Gingerbread Jam. Downloaded the new single right away. She sings, ♫I’ll find a way to you…♫ and says, catchy. Chase says he appreciates that, and Gladys asks if he’d like to join them, but he says he’s here to pick up a to-go order. She says, at least let her get him a mimosa while he waits, on her way back from powdering her nose. She won’t take no for an answer. She leaves, and Chase sits down. Sasha says, look at him all famous. She guesses she’ll have to say she knew him when.

Selina sees Gladys on her way to the bathroom, and says, just the woman she was looking for. Wow. I always admire how fashionably and impeccably dressed Selina is, and it looks like she forgot to comb her hair.

Britt says she doesn’t have time for this conversation. She has important party prep to plan, but Cody says, hear him out, and she’ll never have to see him again. She says, that is an offer she can’t refuse, and sits at her desk. She says, any day now, and he says he asked her to hear him out, and now he doesn’t know where to start. She says, the beginning works, and he says, when they first met, he was playing her. He had zero romantic interest in her. She tells him, wow. Don’t sugarcoat it, and he sits down, saying, she was just this uptight drunk girl that he crashed into when he was parachuting into a pool. She’s beautiful, but he tends to date girls who are more chill. She asks if there’s a point here somewhere, and he says, then he found out something that did make him more interested in her; her father. Suddenly, she became the key to changing his life, in more ways than one.

Drew says, Carly remembers Brian, right? and she says, his reporter from Claiborne County? Drew says, he did a deep dive into the county’s records, and found a photograph that was actually taken at the commune. She says she’s surprised there are any photographs of that place, and he says, there aren’t many, but there was a photojournalist who was trying to do a story on the place, and got shut out, but managed to get a photo of Josiah, the commune leader. He hands her a photo, and says he had Brian do a background check on all the Josiahs in the tri-state area that matched around the same age. Unfortunately, there was no evidence any of them were part of the commune. So their best bet is to compare their photographs with the one of Josiah. Carly says, and see if they’re a match, and Drew says, it’s their best bet of finding this guy and seeing what he knows about Willow’s birth.

Wiley asks if they’re going sledding, but Willow says, not today. He says, but she promised, and she says, they’ll go another day, okay? She and daddy have to go to the doctor now. He says, they’re always at the doctor, and Michael says he’ll take Wiley sledding when they get back. Wiley says he wants mommy to come too, but Willow says she can’t today. Wiley screams, no doctor! I want to go sledding now! just as Carly and Drew walk in.  

Cody tells Britt that he’d heard the name Faison, but had no clue he had kids, just that Faison was an associate of his father’s. She says, Leopold Taub, and he says he realized her father may have had some of Taub’s possessions, in which case they belonged to her, so he decided to get close to her. She asks if this was before or after they matched on Society Set-Ups, and he says, before. Spinelli matched them because he asked Spinelli to. She says, just like that, out of the goodness of his heart, but Cody says he didn’t really give Spinelli a choice. She says, AKA, Cody blackmailed him, and Cody says he knew Britt wouldn’t give him a chance if they didn’t. She says, okay. This proves more or less what she already knew. It certainly doesn’t change anything. So what is the point of this big confession?

Maxie says she’s not condoning what Brook did, but she’d be lying if she said she didn’t get it. Brook says, Maxie doesn’t think she’s a horrible person? and Maxie says, Brook knows she’d never think that of her, especially after what Brook did for her and Bailey. Brook bets Chase would disagree, and Maxie says, playing God with his future was probably not the best idea. Brook says, now the universe is paying her back; she probably has some rare disease. Maxie thinks Brook is being a little hard on herself. Did Brook make a mistake? Yes. Is she human? Also yes. Brook says she kept hoping Chase still might come around, and Maxie says, he might, but Brook says, Chase has made it abundantly clear their relationship is strictly professional. Karma is real. Her mystery fever got way worse after that. Maxie feels Brook’s forehead, and says, she doesn’t feel hot, but Brook says she meant it metaphorically. Maxie says, so no fever? and Brook says she’s actually having super weird symptoms. Maxie says, this is more serious than she thought.

Chase says, it was good to see Sasha again on Christmas Eve, and she says, it was good to see him too. He asks how the holidays have been, and she says, he means without Brando? He says, that time of year can be hard in general, but add to it what she’s been through… She says, it’s been a struggle, but she’s okay. It’s funny. While Brando and Liam have been on her mind, she’s also been aware of how lucky she is, surrounded by the love of friends and family. She’s barely had a chance to feel lonely. He says he’s glad, and hopes he’s included in the friends and family. She says, he is, and he tells her, if she every needs to talk, if she needs anything, he’s here. She thanks him, and he says he hopes it doesn’t sound out of bounds, but she seems good; like in a more stable place. She says she is. She’s really trying to get better. Not just for her; for Brando. He only ever wanted the best for her. For her to be whole, happy, healthy, and pursue her dreams, whatever they may be. Brando didn’t care if she was a model or veterinary assistant, as long as she was happy. Little by little, she’s finding her way, and learning to trust herself again. It feels good. He asks if that means the guardianship will be over soon.

Gladys asks how Selina’s holiday was, and Selina says, it could have been better, seeing as how Gladys owes her money. Gladys says, about that… but Selina says, don’t worry; she understands. She’s not an unreasonable woman. Gladys says she really is sorry. The last couple poker games she was at, things just got away from her. She swears it’s just bad luck. Selina says, Gladys’s luck is of little concern to her. Gladys’s debt, on the other hand, is. So should they discuss when Gladys intends to pay her back?

Michael says, Wiley is in his room for time out. He told Wiley that he can’t talk to his mother that way, no matter how disappointed he is. He tells Carly, what a welcome, huh? and hugs her. He thanks her for coming on such short notice; Melanie had a family emergency. Carly says she cherishes any time with her grandson, and Michael says, even when he’s acting out? She says she remembers how Michael was when she was pregnant with Morgan, and he says he was angelic, he’s sure. She says, Wiley probably sees all the attention the baby is getting, and he’s wondering if any is going to be left for him. She thinks it’s pretty normal. Drew says he comes bearing good news. While they’re at the doctor, he and Carly are going to be working on finding Willow’s birth parents. Willow says she couldn’t believe it when he told her the news, and can hardly believe it now. Her birth family may still be out there. She thanks Drew, and says she appreciates everything both of them are doing, but he says, no thanks needed. Michael says, they should go, and Carly asks, how long is Wiley in jail? He says, 30 minutes; text if she needs anything. She tells them to take their time, and they leave. Drew says, time to get to work.

Roman says, no disrespect intended, but there’s always room for negotiation in business. Sonny says, if they’re going to move potentially dangerous material through his territory, he’s going to need assurance, and Roman says, they acknowledge the Corinthos organization holds these ports. Their goal isn’t trouble with him; merely to ship their goods using his facilities. His superiors need assurances from him too. Sonny says, tell him what they are, and he’ll see if he can accommodate them, and Roman says, their biggest concern is discretion. They need to know the details of their operation won’t be leaked. Sonny says, discretion is mutual. He doesn’t want any blowback to him or his organization. And he doesn’t want anything to happen to any innocent civilians. Meet those conditions, and they won’t have a problem. Roman opens the briefcase, and Dex puts his hand on his gun. Roman turns the case toward Sonny, and we see it’s filled with stacks of money. Roman asks if this is enough assurance for Sonny, and Sonny says, it’s a start.

Gladys tells Selina, like she said, it was a streak of bad luck. She can recoup her losses in no time, if Selina will just have her back. Selina says, of course (🍷) she will. She’s thrilled Gladys is enjoying her poker games. The other players say she has a knack of livening up the room. Gladys says she loves those guys; they have a lot of fun. Selina says, so she’ll see Gladys at the next one? and Gladys says, the truth is, she’s running low on cash. Add that to what she owes Selina… Selina says, perhaps they can work something out.

Sasha tells Chase that she’s definitely headed in the right direction, but she doesn’t think she’s quite at the finish line yet. And shockingly, things have been pretty good with Gladys at the helm. She was nervous at first. The thought of a guardianship without Brando seemed impossible. He was pretty much the only one she trusted with her life. He says, Gladys is doing a good job? and she says, better than good. It’s actually brought them closer together. He says, who would have thought? and she says, not her. She just wishes it didn’t take a tragedy to make it happen. He says, life is kind of bizarre that way, isn’t it? Sometimes it takes something horrible to make you appreciate everything you had to begin with. She says, just so there’s no misunderstanding, he has her. She’ll always be in his corner. He says, right back at her.

Drew and Carly compare a photo, and Drew says, this is definitely not the guy. Carly wonders if they’re wasting their time looking for Josiah. What are the odds Harmony told him anything? He says, they’re running out of options. He already did a search on babies and pregnant women that went missing in the tri-state area, and he got nothing there. He doesn’t understand how a child disappears with no record of it. His phone rings, and he says, this is Aurora; he has to take this. He goes into the other room, and Carly compares the next photo. It’s a match, and she says, well, hello Josiah.

Cody says he’s telling Britt this because he’s hoping maybe to convince her to give them another chance. Britt laughs, then says, sorry; that just came out. What she meant to say is, why would she? He lied to her. He manipulated her… He says he knows, and he’s so, so sorry for all of it. He knows people say this all the time, but it’s true. If he could go back, he would. The more time he spent with her, the more he enjoyed it, enjoyed her. Who wouldn’t? She’s incredible. There’s no excuse for his actions. She says, no there isn’t, and he says he did start developing real feelings for her. By the time they found the necklace, he almost didn’t care about it anymore. She says, almost, and he says, what he really cared about is her. He didn’t know what to do. All of a sudden, the thing he’d been chasing was standing right in front of him, and he just let it go; it didn’t feel right. He didn’t want lose her either. She says, he wanted to have his cake and eat it too, and he says, the joke was on him because he ended up losing both. Unless he didn’t. He sees now how wrong his actions were; how his agenda came between them, and the real thing. What they were building was the real thing, and he thinks they could get back to if she’d let them. Unless he’s off base, and she disagrees that what they were building between them was real. She says, it was, and there’s a part of her that wishes they could get it back. He says, then just listen to that part, and forget the rest, but she says she can’t. He used her. He says he knows it’s messed up, but doesn’t it count for something that he’s owning it? She says, it does. The fact that he came to her with his heart on his sleeve, that takes guts, and she appreciates it. He says, but it’s not enough, and she says, just so they’re clear, she knows what it’s like to make mistakes, huge life-altering ones. She’s not being hypocritical here; she just can’t. He tells her, she keeps saying can’t like there’s something keeping them from giving this another shot. From where he’s standing, it’s just him and her. So what is it? What’s keeping them from seeing how good they could be together?

Maxie asks how long Brook hasn’t been feeling well, and Brook says, it’s been a while. She remembers feeling particularly bad the day Chase ended things. As if life wasn’t crappy enough, she had to get sick on top of it. Maxie asks what her symptoms are, aside from no energy, headaches, and lack of sleep, and Brook says she’s basically lost interest in everything, even things she loves, like her job. Maxie says, good to know. What else? Brook says, her chest is all tight, she has a stomachache, and her eyes are all watery; she’ll just start crying out of nowhere. She read online that could be a sign of pesticide poisoning. Does Maxie think Olivia is sneaking in non-organic products? Maxie says she doesn’t think Olivia is Brook’s problem, and Brook says she’s not pregnant if that’s what Maxie is thinking. Maxie says she wasn’t going to go there, and Brook asks, then what’s wrong with her? Maxie says, Brook isn’t sick; she’s in love.

Sasha asks if Chase is going to tell her what happened between him and Brook at the Gingerbread Jam, and he asks, what makes her think something happened? She says, they were all worried he wasn’t going to show for the performance, and then there he was at the last minute. He says, very astute, and she says she tries. He says he found out that Brook did something for him, and she says, very vague. He says he tries. Brook finally submitted a letter on his behalf to the CCRB. She says she thought the meeting already happened, and the Board made their decision, and he says, it did, but apparently they read the letter anyway, and agreed to revisit his case. She says, that’s amazing, and he says, that’s no guarantee, but who knows? At least there’s still a chance. She says, thanks to Brook, and he says, it appears that way. She says, so… Does that change things for him, knowing what Brook did?

Selina takes Gladys’s hands, and says, Gladys has dug a deep hole for herself, with no means to repay it. Gladys takes out her earrings, and says, what about… These should cover part of it, right? Selina says, they aren’t cubic zirconia? but Gladys says, they’re the real deal. Selina takes the earrings, and Gladys says, andif Selina will just extend her credit for one more game, she’ll win back the rest. Selina says she’d be happy to, and Gladys says, she would? Selina says, of course (🍷). How else will Gladys break that bad luck streak? But be warned. Her line of credit is only good for one game. After that, all bets are off… pun intended.

Carly compares the pictures, and says, that’s definitely him. She takes the background check with the photo attached, and puts it in her bag. Drew comes out, and says, Carly? She says she was just getting her lip balm; her lips were dry from the cold. He says, they felt soft to him, but she says, now they’re better. He kisses her, and says he believes she’s right. How long did Michael say Wiley’s time out was? She says, 30 minutes, and he kisses her again. She says she doesn’t want Wiley to come down and see something he shouldn’t, and he says, she’s right. They need time together, completely alone. Meanwhile, any luck when he was on his call? She says, unfortunately, no. They knew it was going to be a long shot. He says, it doesn’t make any sense. How does a child go missing, and no one files a report? If it was his child, he’d be banging on doors, and calling up news stations trying to find his kid. It’s as if this baby vanished and nobody gave a damn. She says, their theory, that Harmony took Willow from her parents, is just that; a theory. Maybe something else happened. He says, like what? This guy – he picks up Josiah’s photo – is the only answer, and who knows where he is? it’s almost like there’s another angle, and they’re not seeing it. Carly says, they’re going to have to put a stop to this.

At the hospital, Willow tells Michael that she really wants to go home; she’s exhausted. He says, this is important, and brings her over to the infant viewing window. He tells her, look at the newborns. She says, they’re beautiful, and he says, in the not too distant future, one of them will be theirs. And they’re going to be standing here not thinking about cancer or chemo, but how perfect their little girl is. Willow says, she’s going to be perfect, and he says, just look at her mom.

Brook tells Maxie, that’s ridiculous. She’s not in love. Does she care about Chase? Yes, a lot, but they haven’t been together long enough for her to fall in love. Maxie says, it doesn’t take long, and Brook says, a couple months, but Maxie says, they’ve been together longer than that. Brook faked having his baby, they lived together, Chase punched out two guys for her. Brook says she remembers, and Maxie says, now he’s gone and Brook feels terrible. Brook says, it’s the hardest she’s ever taken a break-up. The guilt she feels over hurting Chase is next level, and this feeling of emptiness; she can’t shake it. Oh God. She’s in love with Chase. Maxie says, Brook tells her like she didn’t say that exact thing to her, and Brook says she guesses she’s never been in love before. That’s so sad. Maxie says, it is, but she thinks Brook was waiting for the real thing. Brook says, she finally finds it, and promptly throws it away. Does Maxie think Chase is in love with her too?

Chase says, he and Brook are done, and Sasha says, so he showed up at the Gingerbread Jam as a thank you? He says, and because it was the right thing to do. He made a promise to Brook to help take down her ex-manager. Not just for Brook’s sake, but for every up and coming artist he intends to prey on. And he’s committed to see it through. She says, sounds like the Chase she knows. So is Brook clear on where they stand? He says he told her their relationship was strictly professional, and they will never be in a romantic relationship again, but Sasha says, never say never.

Roman and Sonny shake hands, and Roman says, they’ll be in touch about getting things underway. Sonny says he’s looking forward to it, as long as the conditions are met, and Roman gives Sonny the briefcase. He leaves, and Sonny gives the briefcase to Frank, saying, he knows what to do with this. Frank takes it and leaves, and Dex says, that’s not how he expected this meeting to go. Sonny asks what he was expecting, and Dex says, for starters, he didn’t think the guy would show up alone. Sonny says, these guys are confident. They’re smooth. That’s why they have to keep an eye on them. Dex says he was also surprised to see the guy was ex-military, and Sonny asks how he knows that.  

Britt tells Cody that she didn’t even want to use the stupid match-making service. Her mother got a subscription to Society Set-Ups, and then nagged her until she used it; she just finally caved. He asks if she regrets it, and she says, if he’s asking if she regrets meeting him, no. But this – her voice breaks – just wasn’t meant to be. Maybe if things were different… She cries a little, and he says he gets it. He made one too many mistakes; maybe more than one too many. She says, for the record, it means a lot that he came to her, even if it doesn’t change anything. She tells him, goodbye, opens the door, and leaves.

Drew tells Carly, he can’t stop. He promised Willow that he’d find her birth parents. She says she doesn’t mean stop for good. They can just take a little break, then come back to it with fresh eyes. He asks, what kind of break are they talking about? and she says she remembers a certain someone gave her a key for Christmas. He says, that does ring a bell, and she suggests they use that key, and get away. Go somewhere where they can be alone, and do what they want. He says he’s seeing real wisdom in this plan, and they kiss. She says she’s going to check on Wiley, and goes upstairs. Drew calls Brian, and says he wasn’t able to determine Josiah’s identity, so he needs Brian to question every Josiah in the area. And do not stop until he finds the right one.

Michael says he knows he and Willow are going through a dark time right now, but there’s light at the end of the tunnel. She tells him, when he says it, she actually believes it. He says, believe it. He loves her. She says she loves him too, and he says, and Wiley loves her, and their daughter loves her. Is she sensing a theme here? She says, that’s a lot of love, and he says, there’s nothing more important in the whole world. The four of them have a long life ahead of them, full of joy, hope, and laughter. He needs her to not lose sight of that. She says she won’t if he doesn’t, and he says, deal.

Britt meets Selina in a private lounge area at the MetroCourt, and Selina says, she’s late. Britt says, sorry; she was held up. Did Selina get it? Selina says she did, but it’s going to cost Britt.

Sasha says, she’s just telling Chase that it’s not outside the realm of possibilities that he and Brook get back together, but he says he’s not there yet. And honestly, he doesn’t know if he ever will be. She says, fair enough. Whatever the future holds, she has faith it will all work out for the best. He deserves it. He says, her too, and they hug.

Maxie tells Brook that she can’t speak for Chase, but as an outside observer, he did step up for her time and time again. If he wasn’t in love with her, he certainly cared – a lot. Brook says she’s the worst, and Maxie says, there is a silver lining. Now that Brook knows how she feels, there’s only one thing to do. Brook says, go to the store, and stock up on ice cream, but Maxie says, no. If Brook really loves Chase, she’s got to win him back.

Gladys comes back, and Sasha says, that was a long trip to the bathroom. Everything okay? Gladys says, yes. She just got sidelined by a phone call. Is Sasha ready? Sasha says she’s just got to check on a friend real quick, and then they can go. She leaves, and hostess Trish brings the check. Gladys takes out Sasha’s credit card. I think we know where her thought process is going.

Britt tells Selina that she’s prepared to hold up her end of the bargain. After tomorrow night, Selina has her word, she’ll never see Brad again. Selina says, Britt has given her word before, and turned on her. How does she know it won’t happen again? Britt says, Selina has that information over her. If Britt double-crosses her, Selina can release it. Selina gives her an envelope, and says, it’s everything Britt asked for. Britt takes out a passport, and driver’s license with the name Rita Jenkins on them, and Selina says, all the documents Britt needs… to disappear.

Dex tells Sonny, trust him. He knows ex-military when he sees it, and that guy was. Sonny says, Pikeman does private military contracting. Maybe they’re promoting from within. Dex says, Pikeman Security Group? and Sonny asks if he knows them. Dex says, among others. They encountered a lot of private contractors when they were in the service. They knew to steer clear of them. Sonny asks if Dex is worried about him. Don’t be. They’ll get everything under control, and the payoff is going to be huge. Dex will see.

Tomorrow, Victor asks why Nikolas isn’t fighting for his son; Laura wonders why something sounds like a threat; Obrecht says she betrayed Britt’s trust; and Trina says, this has to end.

🥀 First Roll Call…

Soap stars we lost in 2022.

💎 She Should Know…

Teddi’s certainly had a lot to say about the show since she got the boot. Does anyone really care what she thinks?

🧂 ShahJudication…

Excuse me if I find it hard to be sympathetic. This kind of stuff boils my blood.

🍊 Pick a Lane…

This woman needs help.

🙌 Deserving Of a Real Bravo…

It must be hard to stay sober in a cast of lushes. Is James off the wagon now?

⚓️ Me Boat Daddy…

Like we thought he wouldn’t finish.

🐶 Yule Love Them…

I knew if I dug around enough, I could find celebrity pets on Christmas. No clue who these people are, but they have very cute dogs.

https://push.abs-cbn.com/2022/12/25/fresh-scoops/celebrities-flex-their-pets-on-christmas-day-1413-204610

🍗 Combing Through the Leftovers…

Bravo has shut down somewhat until the new year, but if you like some tea with your soap, stop in tomorrow. Until then, stay safe, stay not making resolutions you won’t keep anyway, and stay hoping for the best, but prepared for the worst.

December 21, 2022 – Christmas Eve In Port Charles, More Sad, Granddad Sonny, Getting Closer, Mishaps On Deck, Good War, Puppies (!) & Spicier Wrapping

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Leo and Wiley open their presents at the Quartermaines’, and Olivia says, it’s a shame Monica is under the weather. She would have loved this. Michael and Willow play with Wiley.

The Gingerbread Jam is being set up at Rice Plaza, and Maxie gets a text from her mom: I’m here, where are you? Austen approaches her, and she asks what he’s doing here. He says he thought they had a plan.

Spencer arrives at Alexis’s house, and Sam says, the kids are upstairs making videos for social media. Whatever you do, do not engage. Spencer thanks Alexis for having him, and she hugs him, saying, he’s always welcome here. She’s just surprised his father didn’t monopolize him over the holidays now that he’s out of Pentenville. Spencer says he can see his father every day, not so much all of them, so he wanted to make up for it this Christmas, and Alexis say, famous last words.

Trina comes downstairs, and says, gosh, looking at all the fabulous decorations. She sees Curtis, Portia, Marshall, and Josslyn waiting for her, and says, what’s all this? Curtis says, they wanted to do something special for her, and Marshall says, but if she’s not in the mood… Trina says, no. It’s beautiful. Portia tells her, merry Christmas, and hugs her.

Violet, Finn, Chase and Gregory walk into Finn’s house, and Violet asks if they saw the house with all the angels, lights, and music. She makes a head exploding gesture, and Gregory suggests she find some more appropriate attire for their Christmas celebration. She says, on it, and runs off. Gregory says he knows Finn and Chase are hurting, but that little girl expects a merry Christmas, not a grumpy one. Can’t they focus on their blessings for one night, for her sake?

On the phone, Brook says, it’s happening? Thank you so much. You don’t know what this means… Yes, she knows they did her a favor, and she owes them. And they’re definitely going to collect.

At Alexis’s house, gifts are opened. Molly says she got socks for everyone, because you can never have too many, and TJ agrees, saying, he should know; he’s a doctor. Kristina says, you are too… you guys, and Molly thanks her, kissing TJ. They go to get more cider, and Spencer looks at the tree. Alexis asks if he’s okay, and he says he’s great. This is good. This is fun. She says, for a Cassadine, he’s a terrible liar, and he says he has a lot on his mind. She says she has a lot of time, so what’s on his mind? He says, this is probably a stupid question, but is he destined to be just like his father?

Trina says she’s sorry, but Josslyn says she has nothing to be sorry for, and Portia says, Trina is entitled to feel however she feels. There’s no pressure here. Trina says she appreciates that, but she doesn’t want to bring down the holiday, and Marshall says, she couldn’t if she tried. Curtis says, the holidays are about family; the ones we’re born into, and the ones we’ve chosen. And the ones we’re lucky enough to be chosen by. All that matters is them being here for her. Portia says, you know what they’re going to do? They’re going to follow Trina’s lead. So if she wants to do something, she has supplies to decorate ornaments. Trina says, it used to be their tradition, and Portia says, they stopped doing it for a couple of years, but she figured this was the perfect time to bring it back. And if Trina wants to be low-key, that’s absolutely fine too. Just do what makes her heart feel good. Trina says, thanks, but Christmas is even more important during hard times. Yes, she’s sad, and scared, and hurt, but being here with all of them, she knows she’s lucky too. She, Portia, and Curtis have a three-way hug.

Austin asks if he can talk to Maxie. He thinks they should clear the air. No matter what, they should know where they stand before the holidays, right? She asks where he thinks that is, and he says he doesn’t know where she’s at, but for him, he knows he messed up. He let his insecurities get the best of him, and he did some shady stuff. And the worst of that was to pressure Spinelli. He shouldn’t have done that; he knows Spinelli is important to her. He’s sorry. He thinks he might have driven a wedge between them. She says, the wedge was already there, and she thinks he knows that.

Brook comes into the sitting room, and says she didn’t know they were opening presents tonight. Olivia says, they’re letting the kids open one present, and Ned says he was beginning to think they weren’t going to see her until the show at Rice Plaza tonight. She says she has a couple of minutes before she has to go. Nothing’s more important than family at Christmas, right? Ned says, family is important, but there are other things… Leo asks, where’s Chase? He wants to show Chase his book. Brook says, he’s with family at the moment, and Leo leaves to read his book. Olivia asks if they’ll see Chase before the show, but Brook says, Chase isn’t coming. Not here, not Rice Plaza, nowhere that she is.

Gregory says, look at them, all together at Christmas. There was a time he never thought he’d spend the holiday with his sons, much less his beautiful granddaughter. They’ve come so far. Chase says he’s sorry. He’s not really in the holiday spirit. Maybe he should just go. Gregory says, Chase isn’t performing tonight; he’s free to spend time with his family. Chase says, Brook completely screwed him over, and Finn says he’s sorry. Gregory says, what Brook did was wrong… and Chase says, it was beyond wrong. She cost him his badge when she took it upon herself to make decisions about his life. The more he thinks about it, the more he’s glad that he backed out of the Gingerbread Jam. Brook can deal with the fallout. Gregory says he gets it. This is about revenge.

Michael tells Wiley that he and Willow have something to tell him, and asks Willow if she wants to do the telling. She says, they found out the baby in mommy’s tummy is a girl. He’s going to have a little sister. Michael asks how that sounds, and Wiley says he can’t wait.

Drew says he’s really glad Carly is here, and she says, her too. Donna’s with Sonny, and Avery is with her mother. Joss is with Trina, and she’d be going crazy if she was sitting in the house by herself. Not to mention she gets bonus time with Wiley. And she gets holiday bonus time with him, which is really, really nice. She wonders if Willow’s okay; she’s really pale. She seems to be having a really hard time with this pregnancy. Drew says, unfortunately, he thinks finding out that her birth mother was dead really added on the stress, but now that they know that Denise was lying, he’s not going to stop until he finds Willow’s birth parents, or at least find out what happened to them. She says, he’s a man with a mission, and he says, they have to tell her there’s hope her family’s out there. She says she thinks that would be a really big mistake, and he asks, why? She says she thinks he should wait until he has all the facts before he gives Willow more bad news. He says, like the suspicion Harmony stole Willow from her birth parents? and she says, let Willow enjoy Christmas before he puts all that on her.

Wiley asks if his sister will be here next Christmas, and Michael says, she sure will. Wiley asks if they’ll open presents together, and Michael says, she’ll have presents, but she’ll be too small to open them herself. Wiley says, then you, me, and mommy will help open them, right mommy? and Willow says, they sure will. She tells them that she’ll be right back, and leaves.

Ned says he’s sorry to hear Brook and Chase split up, and Olivia says, they were worried something like this might happen. Brook says, worried, but hardly surprised? Ned says, and Chase bailed on the performance tonight? and Brook says, Chase was only performing because they were together. Go ahead. Tell her how selfish and stupid, and she deserved what she got. Ned says he’s so sorry, and hugs her. Olivia says, they know how important Chase was to her. If anyone understands what she’s going through, it’s them. Brook says, they’re not going to lecture her? and Ned says, it’s Christmas Eve. No lecture today. Maybe on New Year’s.

Dante looks at his phone, and Sam says, no phones tonight. Tonight, Dante is all hers. Anything important? He says, no. He was just going to check on Cody; make sure he’s not alone. She says, he could invite Cody to the Gingerbread Jam, and he says he doesn’t know if he told her lately how incredible she is. She says, a couple times, when his phone dings. He says he’s got to go, and she says, was it work? It’s not another attack. He says, nothing like that. He’ll be right back. He promises.

Spencer says he shouldn’t have brought it up on Christmas, but Alexis says, it’s the perfect holiday to maximize family disfunction. What’s going on with his dad? Spence says he found out some things about him. He’s embarrassed and ashamed that it makes him look bad by association. Does that make sense? She says, sadly, it does, and he says he wants to find a life outside of his family, to stay away from his father, and even Uncle Victor, but he can’t find a permanent way out. He needs her to tell him how to escape his own family, but she says, they can’t.

Curtis suggests Marshall and Portia take a break, and Portia says, in a minute. She wants to make everything perfect for Trina. Marshall says, he’s helping; doctor’s orders. Curtis says he’s sure Trina will appreciate the effort, but what he has to tell them can’t wait.

Trina says, Josslyn doesn’t have to stay. The traffic is going to be crazy with the Gingerbread Jam at Rice Plaza. Josslyn says she’ll take the back roads, and tells Trina, stop putting everybody else first. She’s here as long as Trina needs her. Trina says she was supposed to be with Rory’s family tonight. She told him she’d go before… She was on her way to tell Rory that she didn’t love him. All because she can’t shake her feelings for Spencer. He might have broken up with her, but she’ll never know. Rory is gone, and he’d still be here if he’d never met her. She starts to cry.

Curtis says, they’re all working hard to help Trina, and she’s their number one priority. But it’s his and Portia’s first Christmas as an engaged couple in their home. It’s his and Marshall’s first Christmas in over 30 years, since Marshall came back into his life. And even after everything that’s been going on, he thinks these things need to be celebrated. He gives a gift to Portia, and one to Marshall, and says, open them. They tear open the paper, and Portia says, it’s like self-care in a box, and thanks Curtis. Marshall opens a set of record albums, and says, this is like a time machine. He thanks Curtis, and they hug.

Josslyn asks, in what universe is Trina even remotely responsible for Rory’s death? He was investigating a crime. Trina says, this crime, and Josslyn says, the killer happened to be there. Trina says, exactly. If it wasn’t for her, Rory wouldn’t have been in the wrong place at the wrong time. Josslyn says, okay. It’s time for some tough love. What happened to Rory was a tragedy, and Trina is entitled to feel however she wants about that, but not responsible. The only person responsible is the monster who killed Rory. Trina says, right, and Josslyn says she knows Trina is saying it, but doesn’t think Trina means it. It’s human nature that when things get really, really bad, we try to make sense of them, and we’re willing to accept answers from anywhere, even if it means believing the worst about ourselves. Trina says, and Josslyn thinks that’s what she’s doing? Josslyn says, it is what she’s doing. Blaming herself is only going to hold her back. Rory wouldn’t want that for her. Rory would want her to keep moving forward. She puts her arms around Trina, and holds her.

Maxie says she appreciates Austin owning what he did. It proves he can still be a good man, which is why she was drawn to him in the first place. He says, helping a woman deliver a baby when she’s being chased be a crazy nurse would make anyone look like a hero, and she says, that’s where the root of their problem is. When she met him, she was trying to save her own life, and her daughter’s life, and trying to survive the most traumatic relationship she’s ever been in. And there Austin was, like a guardian angel. They went through something huge together, and became really important to each other really fast; so fast, she thinks lines were blurred. Trauma bonding is a real thing and fate  brought them together, but… He says, they’re not meant to be.

Drew tells Carly that they need to let Willow know there’s still a chance her birth parents could be out there. She needs some hope. Carly says, it’s not hopeful to hear you were taken from your family. When you’re pregnant, your hormones just compound everything, and that’s what’s going on with Willow. There’s nothing to worry about. Um… she brought up that Willow wasn’t looking too good.

Brook tells Ned and Olivia that she just got so caught up in what she wanted, she convinced herself that’s what Chase wanted too. Now Chase is gone, and she has to live with it. Ned asks what she’s going to do about the show tonight. She’ll be in breach of contract if she doesn’t show up with an act. She says, she’ll just have to get a different act… Ned could take Chase’s place. Olivia laughs.

Violet drapes a candy cane striped scarf around Finn’s neck, and says, it’s his color. He says he’ll take her word for it, and she asks if they can do the advent calendar. He says, you bet, and they sit in front of the calendar on the coffee table. She asks why there isn’t anything for Christmas Day, and he says, that’s because Santa brings her candy for her stocking, but she says she knows Finn does that. Santa only brings presents. He says, she’s getting way too smart for him.

Gregory says he’s not trying to excuse what Brook did; Chase has every right to be angry. Brook made a mistake, one that cost Chase dearly, but just because Brook made a mistake doesn’t mean Chase can’t. Chase asks what he’s talking about, and Gregory says, his badge was taken away, not his moral compass. There’s still a wrong he has to make right – tonight. Dante knocks at the door, and says he’s sorry to interrupt, but he has some news he doesn’t think can wait.

Brook says, who needs Chase when she has Eddie Maine? but Ned says, what Linc and Blaze signed up for, and what the Rice Plaza bookers agreed to was a performance by two up and comers. She can’t change the terms at the last minute. Brook says, it’s an emergency, but he says, they won’t see it that way. If there’s no way she can get Chase to do this, she needs to be honest with the people she made an agreement with. Brook says, and tell them she can’t deliver, and Ned says, unfortunately, dare he say it – Olivia says, please don’t – she has to face the music.

Drew says he doesn’t feel good keeping this from Willow, but Carly says, all they have is a theory, an extremely disturbing one at that. He says, she’s right… he thinks, and she says she’ll take that.

Willow comes back, and Michael asks if she’s okay. She says, yeah. She’s sorry for getting so… He says, they’re going to spend many and more Christmases together, and he, Willow, and Wiley have a three-way hug.

Violet says she’s taking the calendar to her room, and runs out. Gregory says, Finn is doing a good job of hiding his pain from Violet, and Finn says he wasn’t so sure after what Gregory told him the other day. Gregory says, Finn’s performance has improved. He’s not trying to pry. He knows there are elements of Finn’s break-up he doesn’t want to discuss, but Violet loves her Aunt Elizabeth. Finn says he knows, and no matter what happens between them, Elizabeth will be a part of Violet’s life. Gregory says he’s proud of Finn not leaning into despair when it would be so easy to, and Finn says he’s had a lot of practice. He’s learned his lesson this time. He’s not cut out for love and relationships. As much as he tries, some tragedy always follows him everywhere. Gregory says he knows Finn has experienced his share of darkness; they had their share of darkness as a family as well. But it would be a mistake to ignore all the joy they’ve had too. Finn asks if this is the part of the conversation where Gregory says, everything happens for reason, and Gregory says he wouldn’t dream of being so cliché, but the journey Finn has been on, put him on the path that brought Violet into his life. Would he change that? Finn says, of course (🍷) not; not for a minute. Gregory says, so maybe don’t throw in the towel yet.

Dante says, the CCRB is going to revisit Chase’s reinstatement. They’re going to take another look at his case at the next meeting in the spring. Chase says, that’s fantastic, but it was supposed to be a done deal, and Dante says, it was, but Brook managed to get them her letter. Chase says he thought it was too late for that, and Dante says, it was. He has no idea what happened; maybe she wore them down. Chase says, Brook has that effect on people, and thanks Dante for letting him know. Dante shakes his hand, and says, merry Christmas, partner. He leaves, and Chase goes back inside. Finn asks what Dante wanted, and Chase says, to deliver a Christmas miracle.

Austin says, Maxie means a lot to him. He wishes things were different, but they’re just not. So he thinks maybe they should just call it. She says she is grateful for him. Not just because he brought Bailey Lou into this world, but for the time they spent together, even though it didn’t work out. He says, him too, and they hug. He tells her, merry Christmas. He hopes those kids have a great holiday. Give little Bailey a hug for him. She says, of course (🍷), and he leaves.

Trina thanks Josslyn for being the best, and Josslyn says, call if she needs anything. Trina says, she will, and Josslyn leaves. Portia asks how Trina is feeling, and Trina says she’s okay. There’s something she wants to do, and she needs Portia’s help.

Marshall gives Curtis a gift, and says, Curtis didn’t think he’d be left out. Curtis says, he figured he’d have to wait until morning, and Marshall says, that was the plan, but Curtis inspired him. Curtis opens the gift, and Marshall says, it was their first Christmas together; Curtis’s mama, him, Tommy, and that blur is his Aunt Stella. She set the timer too fast. They all thought it was funny, so that’s their favorite. And that little boy there is Curtis. He can’t tell Curtis how grateful he is for this second chance to make up for all those holidays he missed spending with him.

Spencer tells Alexis, he doesn’t understand. She, Kristina, Molly, and Sam all have lives. They’re not… They don’t get drawn in by their family. They’re not dependent on them. They don’t get sucked into the drama, and the scheming, and the treachery. Alexis says, they’re still connected to them. She fully expected Victor to walk through that door, and refer to this gathering as if it were some little soiree, while he’s lecturing them about family. Spencer can’t escape being a Cassadine, but he can survive it. He asks, how? and she says, she and the girls have their own lives because she insisted on that; they insisted on that. That wasn’t easy. It just looks easy on nights like this. Victor has a special interest in Spencer, and she’s advising him to be very cautious about that. If Spencer has questions he can’t answer, ask her instead. Because this band of psychopathic murdering megalomaniacs are theirs. They’re their family, and always will be. He says, so basically, he’s doomed with the brontosaurus in the tarpit, and she says, this place he lives in is always going to take up space in his head. The key is to just accept that, and if you do that, it’s easier to forge your own path. He asks if that’s how she’s always able to rise above the insanity that’s their family, because that’s all he wants to do. She tells him, remember, genetics don’t dictate your actions. He’s his own person. He can never not be a Cassadine, but he can ground himself in other things. He says, such as? and she says he has to find out what makes him feel alive; him, Spencer, not Spencer Cassadine. Does that make sense? He says he’s not sure. He wants it to. She says, find out what makes him happy. Figure out what that is, then hang on to that, and let it be his guide. She promises this won’t last forever. At some point he’ll be able to ignore their attempts to pull him in, and follow his own heart.

Linc (I assume; it’s a different actor) approaches Brook at Rice Plaza, and says he’s been looking everywhere for her. Where’s his opening act? Brook says, about that… when Maxie runs over, and hugs her. Linc gets distracted by some set pieces, and Maxie asks, where’s Chase? Brook says, Chase isn’t coming, and Maxie says she’s sorry. Is there something she can do to help? Brook says, no, but thanks her anyway, and Maxie says she’s going to go find her kids and her mom. Break a leg. She hugs Brook again, and leaves. Linc says, where is he? and Brook says she’s so sorry. She knows this is disappointing, but Blaze is going to have to perform solo. Linc says, no, and Brook says, Chase isn’t coming. She doesn’t see any other option. He says, Blaze’s manager has been screaming at him all afternoon. A solo performance is a non-starter. Brook needs to fix this – now.  

Sam says, Molly’s caramel apple pie is to die for. She legitimately made this herself? Molly says she did, and thanks Sam. She says, baking has become a sort of meditation for her these days. Kristina says, she, too, has begun to realize there’s more to life than work. She’s organizing a charity clothing drive to help struggling LGBTQ+ youth. She realized helping people gives her life purpose, and she never would have realized that if she hadn’t had a job that allowed her the time to explore it. Spencer says, seems like they all found things that make them feel alive, and Molly says, that’s one way of putting it. Sam says she guesses they’re all lucky that way, and Spencer tells them, merry Christmas. He has to be going. Alexis asks if he’s okay, and Molly asks if it’s something Kristina said. He laughs, and says, it was actually what all of them said. He thanks Alexis, says, he realized there’s somewhere he has to be, and leaves.

Portia and Trina are concentrating on something, and Curtis brings Marshall some coffee. Marshall says, look at those two. Even though they know better, you would think nothing’s wrong with the world. There truly is peace on earth. Curtis says, they are beautiful, and Marshall says, this whole evening. He gets to spend Christmas with his family – that’s a gift. Curtis says, merry Christmas, dad, Marshall says, merry Christmas, and they clink cups.

We see a Rory tribute ornament, and Portia tells Trina, this was such a lovely idea, so thoughtful. Trina says, Rory holds a special place in her heart, and it’s important for her to keep his memory alive, even as she moves forward. It just needs one final touch. She puts a soda can ring over the hook, and says, she knows it’s corny, but the day she and Rory met, the police had been questioning her for a while, and he brought her a soda. Then when she was exonerated, he brought her another one. And because she’s ridiculous, she saved the tab. Portia says, she’s not ridiculous in any way, shape, or form. You know what that is? That’s perfect.

Carly tells Willow and Michael that she has to go, and tells Wiley to have a merry Christmas. He hugs her, and she says she loves him. Drew says he’ll walk her out, and when they get outside, he kisses her.

Josslyn is driving, and shields her eyes from someone’s brights. She slams on the brakes.

Drew says he’s been dying to do that all night, and Carly says, it’s been difficult keeping her hands off him. He says, before she goes, he got her a present, and hands her a small box. She opens it, and takes out a keyring from Jacksonville, with a key attached. He says, hopefully, it will remind her of their time together there, and she says, that she could never forget. She asks what the key is for, and he says, she’ll find out. He leans in for another kiss, but she says, merry Christmas, and walks off.

At Rice Plaza, Brook turns to see Chase walking toward her, wearing his leather jacket.

Gregory and Violet bring mugs into the living room, and Violet asks when she’ll be able to make hot cocoa by herself. Gregory says, far too soon, and Finn joins them on the sofa. Finn says, all right. They have their hot cocoa. Is anybody ready for a story? Violet asks if grandpa can read it, and Finn hands the book to him. Gregory says he’d be honored, and Violet sits in Finn’s lap. Gregory begins to read… ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse…

Alexis says, so that charity work Kristina is doing… Kristina says she doesn’t want to argue with Alexis on Christmas Eve, but Alexis says, then Santa came early for Kristina, because she was going to say she loves that Kristina is doing something she loves. Alexis is so proud of her.

Sam lets Dante in, and says, welcome home. He says, there’s no place he’d rather be, and they hug.

Alexis and Kristina hug, and TJ and Molly kiss

There’s a knock at the door, and Trina answers it. Spencer says, merry Christmas.

Tomorrow, Brook asks Chase if they can get past this; Spencer tells Trina, if the police won’t do it, he will; and Mac says, they have a lead on Rory’s murderer.

👼🏾 Singing With the Angels…

She will be missed. I still can’t believe it. Watching GH today made me want to cry, knowing she’ll no longer be bossing people around.

🧓🏻 In Happier News…

I’ll bet he’s an amazing grandpa.

👠 They’re Coming…

I wonder who Teresa will throw something at this season.

https://ew.com/tv/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-season-13-trailer/

🛥 Deck Disasters…

Captain Lee will turn this boat around.

🍰 Bakers At Battle…

I am so addicted to this show. Those who can’t do, watch it on TV.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/holiday-wars

🐕 All About That Bowl…

It’s never too early to talk about the Bowl.

https://www.chiff.com/articles/puppy-bowl.htm

Westward Leading, Still Proceeding…

Come back for more of the same tomorrow. If nothing else, I’m consistent. Until then, stay safe, stay believing it’s the thought that counts, and stay remembering, genetics don’t dictate your actions. You’re your own person.

December 16, 2022 – Spencer Says Things Have Changed, Open, Preparing, Miami Takeaways, Unfriended, Ultimately, Inspired, Who Are These People, Pink Pug, Quotes Of an Even Number & Drummer Boy

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Trina runs to Rory, crying, and saying she’s so sorry. He removes his oxygen mask, and says, it was too soon… to tell you how I feel… I’m not sorry… When you know, you know. He flatlines, and the doctors wheel him into the nearest examining room. They use the defibrillator, and Josslyn hugs Trina.

Nikolas sees Laura at the docks, and she says she was just riding over to the island; now they can ride together. He hugs her, and she asks if something’s wrong. He says he just wishes she would have called first, but she says, there is something wrong. Talk to her. What’s going on? He flashes back to Ava asking him, what’s going on? and telling her that Elizabeth is having his child. Laura says, he looks like he lost his best friend.

At the gallery, Ava queues up Nikolas’s confession on her laptop, and makes a call. She tells them, don’t talk; just listen. She presses play, and puts the phone by the speaker. Does she have their attention?… Good. Then come to the gallery right now.

Zaanse Schans, Netherlands. Holed up in a windmill, Anna and Valentin tend a fireplace. Anna says, she burned herself, and she’s seriously not okay. They’ve been on the run since they escaped from Ireland, and what do they have to show for it? Nothing. They have no evidence that Lucy is alive. Even if she was, they wouldn’t know where to find her. She worries that they’ll never get back to the people who love them. He looks at her finger, and says, could have been worse. He could have burned his finger. She says he’s ridiculous, and he puts his arms around her from behind, saying, things can only go up from here, and they kiss.

Cameron tells Trina that his mom and Finn are the best at what they do. They’re going to do everything they can to make sure that Rory… Trina jumps up, and yells, no, no, no! She can’t just wait here. Why haven’t they told her that he’s going to be okay? Cameron grabs her, and says, they’re in there right now working on Rory. That means there’s still hope. She says, they have to save him. They have to. He and Josslyn hold Trina as she sobs.

Nikolas suggests he and Laura go someplace quiet. She can forget she’s the mayor for five minutes, and he can forget he’s a Cassadine. She says, they’ll have plenty of time to talk on the way over. Besides, she really wants to check on Spencer. He says, she can’t, and she says, she can’t see her grandson? He says he just meant Spencer’s not at Windymere right now. She says, then she’ll ask him. How was it that Spencer was able to get out of Pentenville three weeks early? He says, would she believe good behavior? and she says, no, she wouldn’t. What really happened? Who was pulling strings with that? He says he’ll give her three guesses, but he bets she can figure it out in one.

Ava sips a martini, when she hears someone come in. She says, you’re late, and Victor says he came as soon as she called. And for future reference, he doesn’t like being summoned. She says, what he calls being summoned, she calls doing him a favor. Would he care to join her for a drink? She holds out a martini, and he says, given her current mood, he’s not sure he should, but she says, not to worry. Seven parts vodka, one part vermouth; not a drop of arsenic. He says, in that case – he takes the martini – what’s the occasion? To what are we drinking? She says, his wish has finally come true. Her marriage to Nikolas is over. He’s divorcing her. She clinks her glass against Victor’s.

Curtis says, Trina knows what a good doctor her mom is; the same with Dr. Finn. He can promise they’re doing everything in their power to save Rory. She says she knows, but the last thing he said to her, and she didn’t say back to him… Josslyn folds Trina in her arms, and Portia comes out. Josslyn asks if there’s an update, and Portia tells Trina that she’s so sorry. Trina shakes her head, and Portia says again, she’s so sorry. Trina keeps repeating, no, and collapses in her mother’s arms.

In the examining room, Elizabeth tells Finn that he and Portia did everything they could. He says, it just wasn’t enough, and Elizabeth starts to put Rory’s personal effects in a manila envelope. She finds an earring and stops.

Josslyn asks if she can talk to Dante about something, and he says, sure. She asks if Rory was attacked because of his connection to Trina, or was he just in the wrong place at the wrong time? He says he doesn’t know, and I wonder what the blip happened with the other dead guy, who was apparently also a Hook victim. Dante says, it’s too soon, but she says, it fits the pattern. Everybody who’s been attacked, except for Brando, has some connection to Trina. She and Rory were dating. He says, all he can tell her is, they’re chasing down every lead, and he promises they’re going to catch this killer.

Cameron says he can’t believe this, and Spencer says, Rory had so much to live for.

Trina says she wants to see him, but Portia says, Trina doesn’t want that to be her last image of Rory. Curtis says, besides, this has now become a criminal investigation, and Trina says, she just wants to say goodbye. She promises she won’t touch anything. Jordan says she understands. Dante will go with her. Dante says, of course (🍷), and they go in.

Laura tells Nikolas, what she doesn’t understand is, Victor already had Spencer’s loyalty. Why would he need to get Spencer out of jail three weeks early? Nikolas says, things have only gotten worse between him and Spencer, and Victor stepped in. He thinks if the three of them live under the same roof at Windymere, it will improve family relations. Laura says, when she visited Spencer in Pentenville, he did let on that things were a lot worse between the two of them, but he wouldn’t tell her why. She told Spencer that he should talk with Nikolas, but Nikolas says, it’s not that easy. She asks, why? and he says he betrayed all the people he loves the most.

Ava asks why Victor isn’t toasting her divorce. Isn’t this what he’s been angling for all along? He says he can’t pretend he’s not relieved the two of them have finally come to their senses, and she says, he implied that Nikolas was ready to move on from her, and she didn’t believe him. Turns out, he was right. Does he know the gory details? He says he knows Nikolas slept with Esme, but she says she’s not talking about Esme. She’s talking about Elizabeth Baldwin. Victor says, what about her? and Ava says, Nikolas has been having sex with her for some time. He says he always suspected as much, but he wasn’t sure, and Ava asks if Victor also suspected Elizabeth is carrying Nikolas’s child.

Anna and Valentin kiss, and she says, they’re not going to be able to solve everything with romance. He says he thinks it’s worth a shot, and she says, her too. She feels they owe it to Marty to try to find Lucy. He practically sacrificed himself to get them away from Whitten. Valentin says, but they’re not going to find her tonight, are they? He found a perfectly acceptable case of Chateau Marmot in the cellar, and in the pantry, all the ingredients he needs to make his famous Beef Bourguignon. She asks if it’s world famous, and he says, Charlotte likes it. She asks what he thinks he’s going to whip up for dessert, and he says, crème brûlée, crêpes suzette, cherries jubilee? She says, why not just go to bed? and they kiss.

Elizabeth says she’s so sorry for Trina’s loss, and Trina says she knows they tried. Finn says he wishes they could have done more, and Elizabeth shows her the earring, saying, she found this in Rory’s pocket. Is it hers? Trina shakes her head, and Dante takes out a plastic bag. Elizabeth puts the earring in it, and Trina goes over to Rory’s body. She says she’s glad she got to know him. She’s sorry she couldn’t say the things that came so easily for him… and now there’s no time to say them.

Curtis says, Jordan is thinking about Nathan, and she says, at a time like this, she can’t help but remember all the officers they’ve lost over the years. He says, if she wants to talk about it, he’s here to listen, and she says, thanks, but she needs to call Rory’s parents. She leaves, and Portia joins Curtis. He asks, how’s Trina? and pulls her close. Trina comes out, and Portia goes to her and hugs her. She asks if Trina is ready to go home, but Trina shakes her head. She says she just needs to be alone, and walks off.

Trina goes into the chapel, and alternates crying with deep breaths. She looks at the cross, and says, why? All he wanted to do was help people. His heart was so big. Why did You take him? She doesn’t get it. She sits down, and cries.

Cameron asks if Josslyn wants to go someplace private to talk, but she says she’s sorry; Trina needs her. She leaves, and Spencer asks if Cameron is okay.

Laura says, when Nikolas tells her he betrayed those he loves, was he referring to him cheating on Ava, or something else? Laura’s phone rings, and it’s Jordan. Laura says, oh my God. That’s horrible… Okay. She’ll head over to GH. Nikolas asks, what happened? and Laura says, the PCPD lost a good man in the line of duty. She has to go to General Hospital now. Whatever is going on at Windymere, just promise her that he won’t forget what matters the most. He says, yeah, and she promises it will be all right. She tells him that she loves him, and leaves.

Victor asks if Ava is sure. Elizabeth Baldwin is pregnant with Nikolas’s baby? She says, apparently, Victor underestimated his nephew. He didn’t just move on from her; he’s starting a whole new family. Victor says he can only imagine how she must feel. If Nikolas is capable of jumping from her bed to Esme’s to Elizabeth, her marriage was doomed before it even began. The sooner she puts this ugly incident behind her, the better. She says, he’s all heart. Now moving forward, they both know a divorce can happen quick and easy, or slow and bloody. He may have Nikolas’s written confession, but she has this. She plays Nikolas’s confession on the laptop, and says she knows how much Victor values his family name, and if he thinks that video won’t come out in court, think again.

On the phone, Jordan says, she thought their son was exceptional. She’s so incredibly sorry for their loss. Dante asks how she’s doing, and she says, not great. She just got done breaking the news to Rory’s parent; they are understandably hysterical. He says he might have gotten a lead. He shows her the earring, and says, it was in Rory’s pocket. Elizabeth asked if it was Trina’s and she said no. Jordan tells Portia, Finn, and Elizabeth that she needs to speak with them. Finn asks what she’s thinking, and Jordan says she spoke to the lab, pending a post mortem, they ran Rory’s bloodwork. They found traces of snake venom. Dante says, which means, potentially, Esme is at it again, but Elizabeth says, that’s impossible, and Jordan asks why she thinks Esme isn’t The Hook killer. Elizabeth says, she just doesn’t, and calls Cameron over. She says, Cameron doesn’t think so either. Cameron says, that’s true, and Spencer says, Cameron said Esme struggled with his mother, but that doesn’t remotely prove Esme stabbed and killed a bunch of people. Curtis says, Cameron’s not the only one who thinks that, and Elizabeth says, Esme had a chance to kill her, and didn’t. Doesn’t that mean she might not be the killer? Laura arrives, and hugs Jordan, saying, she’s so sorry. Jordan says, Officer Cabrera was only a rookie, but he was well-respected. She saw a long, bright future ahead for him. Laura says, it’s just awful. Elizabeth asks if Laura has spoken to Nikolas, and Laura says, she just left him at the pier; he was headed to Windymere. Why does she ask? Elizabeth says, excuse her. She has something to take care of. She wants Cameron to make sure he gets home safe, and Laura says she’ll make sure. Cameron asks, what’s going on? and Elizabeth says, she’ll talk to him when she gets back.

Victor says, getting Nikolas to confess on tape must have seemed like a winning strategy to Ava at the time. But if she were to show this evidence to the court now, he doubts she’d get the closure she’s looking for. She says, Nikolas confessed to a murder. What judge wouldn’t be affected by that? He says, unfortunately for her, Elizabeth saw Esme alive and well after that. Granted, no one knows where she is right now, but according to Ava’s timeline, Nikolas confessed to killing someone who’s not actually dead. Which raises a whole host of questions. Namely, why did Nikolas confess to a crime he didn’t commit? The obvious answer is that he was trying to protect her, and that she had tried to kill Esme. Ava says, she and Esme were struggling over a letter, and Esme did a little flip off the parapet. She had nothing to do with it; it was an accident. He says, when the court finds out moments before that struggle, Ava found out Esme had sex with her husband, who’s going to believe it was an accident? She says, if she opens Pandora’s box, who knows what might come out? If he wants to risk the spotlight being shown on his duplicitous family… He says he’ll bite. What does she want? She shows him the papers, and says, this is what Nikolas offered as a settlement. He says, very generous, but she says, in her opinion, not nearly generous enough. If he wants an amicable divorce, he needs to sweeten the pot exponentially.

Anna tells Valentin, she just wants to get lost in them. Pretend the world has gone away, and it’s just them. But if Lucy is really in danger… He says he hasn’t chosen this location at random, and she says, he means they’re in this drafty old windmill in the middle of the Netherlands on purpose? He says, this drafty old windmill isn’t far from Amsterdam, one of the diamond capitals of the world. He happens to know a certain diamond dealer who’s not particular about choosing his clients. She asks if he’s not above doing business with Victor, and he says, his father likes collecting things. He thinks with the right amount of persuasion – she says, and a great deal of money, she’s sure – he might be able to tell them where Lucy is. She asks what they’re waiting for, but he says, they can’t be too eager; that would send up a red flag. They have to appear aloof. She says she was born aloof, and he says he’ll reach out to the dealer tomorrow. She asks what they’re going to do today, and he pulls her to him. He says, keep each other warm, and they kiss.

Curtis says, Portia doesn’t have to be strong for everyone, and she says she doesn’t even know how she’s feeling. It’s so complicated. As a doctor, you hate to lose a patient. You feel so much guilt, thinking there’s more you could have done, but as Trina’s mom? Her boyfriend was murdered, and it’s heartbreaking. She doesn’t know Rory’s family or his parents. She can’t imagine what they’re going through right now. He was so young. He had so much more life left to give. It’s just not fair. Curtis hugs her, and I see no one cares about other guy who was murdered.

Jordan tells Dante to make sure the earring gets to forensics in case it turns out to be a lead. There could be DNA or fingerprints on it. He says, will do, and leaves.

Josslyn goes into the chapel, where Trina is lighting a candle. Trina says she tried to pray, but she didn’t know what to say. Josslyn says, she will, but Trina says, it’s too late. She had the chance to say what Rory wanted her to say; what she should have said. When they went to the PC Grill, Rory told her that he loved her, but she didn’t say it back; she couldn’t. Josslyn says, because she wasn’t ready. That doesn’t make her bad. It just makes her honest. Trina says, honesty hurts, and Josslyn says, believe her, she knows. Trina says, Rory was so gentle, so kind, so brave. He gave his life. Why couldn’t she have given him what he wanted? Maybe if she had, he wouldn’t have taken the risk and lost his… Josslyn hugs her.

On the phone at the docks, Elizabeth calls Nikolas, but gets voicemail. She says he needs to call her back right away. She’s afraid he’s walking into a trap.

Jordan finds Finn sitting on the floor in his office, and he asks how her day has been. She says, back at him, but since they both have a job to do, there’s a coroner’s report. Anything else he wants to tell her?

Josslyn lights a candle, and sits next to Trina. Trina asks if Josslyn thinks he knows… Rory, wherever he is. Does she think he knows she won’t forget about him? Josslyn says she knows she’ll never forget Oscar. That’s got to keep him alive somehow, even if there’s someone else. Her mom says, you have to learn how to love. You might not get it right the first time, or the next time, or the time after that, but if you keep putting yourself out there, one day there’s a chance it might work out. Trina says, like algebra, and Josslyn says, yeah, putting her arm around Trina.

Laura hugs Cameron and Spencer, and says, both of her grandsons, even if it is under tragic circumstances. Were they friends with Officer Cabrera? They look at each other, and Laura asks, what’s that look about? Cameron says, he was Trina’s boyfriend, so they hung out a couple of times, and Spencer says, not so much for him. Cameron says, they wanted to support Trina, then tells them, he’ll be right back. He leaves, and Spencer says he was planning on calling Laura to let her know he’d been released, but then they heard the news about Rory… She says she understands. She was talking to Spencer’s dad about his early release just a little bit ago. Spencer says, then she knows he takes after his father, and she asks if he means are they both stubborn and act before they think. He says, more like everything he touches causes someone pain, and she asks if that isn’t melodramatic even for him, but he says, no. Everything that’s going on with Trina, and what happened with Rory, that’s all on him. She asks how that’s possible, and he says, because he’s the one who brought Esme to town. Think about everything that’s happened; it’s all gone to hell. The sex tape of Joss and Cam, Trina going on trial, and now all these hook attacks. Laura tells him that he can’t help Trina or anybody else if he’s blaming himself, and he asks if she doesn’t blame him, but she says she doesn’t He’s not responsible for the things Esme does. She doesn’t blame him at all. She has faith in him. He’s a much better person than he thinks he is.

Nikolas walks into Esme’s room.

Anna and Valentin bask in the afterglow in front of the fire, and she says, it’s just a fantasy, but it would be nice, wouldn’t it? He says, life in a windmill, skating on the canals in the wintertime. She says, picking tulips in the spring; not a care in the world. He says, it does sound nice, even if it’s just a fantasy. They can come back, but first they have to find Lucy and bring her home. Anna says she’s lived in so many cities in the world, that when Robin said she wanted to take her whole family to California, the concept of home is lost on her now. Wherever she is, when she’s with him, it feels like home. He kisses her.

Spencer asks what he’s ever done to make Laura have faith in him, and she says, during Trina’s trial, he knew that if he gave Trina an alibi, it might end up putting him in prison. But he testified anyway. She believes in that young man. He was going down the wrong road for a while, but turned it around. She believes in him, even if doesn’t believe in himself right now. And she loves him.

Trina tells Josslyn, Ava has reason to believe Esme’s not guilty of the hook attacks, which means she couldn’t have done this to Rory. Josslyn says, all they can do is trust the police to figure it out. Curtis come in, and says, Trina’s mom is anxious to take her home. Trina and Josslyn hug, and Trina leaves with Curtis.

Finn says, at this point, Jordan knows everything he knows, and Jordan tells him, then go home. Be with his daughter. His work is done here. He says, something tells him that hers is not. He’s really sorry for her loss. She thanks him, and leaves. Finn picks up Violet’s drawing, looks at it a moment, and follows.

Josslyn watches as Trina and Curtis leave the hospital, and Dante suggests he take her home. She says she’d like that, and Cameron asks if Dante would mind if he had a minute with Josslyn. Dante says, of course (🍷), and tells Spencer, let’s give them some space. Cameron says, before everything went down tonight, Josslyn said she had something important to tell him, but she says, it can wait. She can’t really think about anything but what happened with Rory right now. She kisses him on the cheek, and leaves with Dante. Spencer asks, what was that all about? but Cameron says, he doesn’t know. What about Spencer? Did he tell their grandmother he’s leaving Port Charles? Spencer says, no, because things have changed. Whatever he can do, he wants to be there for Trina, and he’s not going anywhere until Esme is found.

Nikolas tells Esme that he needed a little Christmas spirit like she did, and they look at lights on the tree. Elizabeth stands in the doorway, and Esme says, it’s almost perfect. The only thing missing is an angel on top. She turns, and sees Elizabeth. She asks if Elizabeth would like to help them, and Nikolas says, he didn’t know she was here. Elizabeth backs up, and jets.  

Victor tells Ava that he’s confident they can come to an arrangement that satisfies all parties involved, and she says she’ll need to see the exact offer in writing of course (🍷). He says, of course (🍷). He’s truly sorry her love story had to end this way. She says, no he’s not. This is just the ending he wanted. He leaves, and Ava picks up her glass. She says, to true love, and smashes it on the floor.

Nikolas asks Elizabeth, what’s the matter? She looked like she saw a ghost. She asks if Esme left the room tonight, and he says, no. She says, is he absolutely sure? and he says he’s sure. Why? She says, because a cop is dead. He was stabbed to death by a hook. In the room, Esme picks up an angel tree topper, and Elizabeth says, doesn’t he see what this means? She gave up Finn; he gave up Ava. Esme puts the angel on the tree, and Elizabeth says, everything they sacrificed to protect everyone from Esme because they thought she was The Hook killer. Now they know she can’t be. Esme steps back, looks at the tree, and smiles.

On Monday, Chase says he’ll do whatever it takes so he’s not tethered to Brook; Drew says he doesn’t think Denise told him everything she knows; and Josslyn asks if Carly wants her to leave Port Charles.

⛅️ Does Not Discriminate…

He’s the best. I love a celebrity who gives back in a real way, and uses their power for good.

🎄 Just Like Us…

Although I doubt they’re running to CVS on Christmas Eve in a desperate last attempt for gifts.

🌴 What Happens In Miami…

Lisa spills the tea.

🧂 No Shah, Shah, No Shah…

It’s certainly been a roller coaster with this one.

And a side nugget.

🚢 Marge’s Address…

I haven’t seen one season of this all the way through. There are only so many Wives I can take in one week.

https://www.realitytea.com/2022/12/16/margaret-jospehs-addresses-real-housewives-ultimate-girls-trip-season-4-rumors/

🍼 Mama Kate…

She’ll have the kid folding laundry in no time.

🍺 House Party Pending…

And I still don’t know what they did, or pretended to do, for a living, and why they’re reality show worthy. Not that there’s a high bar for that.

🎀 Barbie Core Pug…

Can’t say I’ve seen this before.

https://www.dailypaws.com/pet-news-entertainment/celebrities/milkshake-the-pink-pug

📯 Quotes of the Week

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor. – Sholem Aleichem

What I’ve experienced is that I can’t know the future. I can’t know if anything that I do will change what happens tomorrow. I can’t know with certainty, but what I do know is if I do nothing, nothing will change. – James Orbinski (Now to figure out what the something is.)

Risk comes from not knowing what you are doing. – Warren Buffett

It is, of course, quite true that God will not love you any the less, or have less use for you, if you happen to have been born with a very second-rate brain. He has room for people with very little sense, but He wants everyone to use what sense they have. – C.S. Lewis, from Mere Christianity

I do believe that when we face challenges in life that are far beyond our own power, it’s an opportunity to build on our faith, inner strength, and courage. I’ve learned that how we face challenges plays a big role in the outcome of them.Sasha Azevedo

If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. – Marie Osmond (Who knew she was such a philosopher?)

It is mental slavery to cling to things that have stopped serving their purpose in your life. – Chinonye J. Chidolue

If you’re looking for sympathy, it’s between sh*t and syphilis in the dictionary. – Captain Lee, Below Deck

🤶🏽 Holly Jolly This…

Take a few days off on me, and let’s meet back here on Monday really Tuesday for soap and swabbing the Deck. Until then, stay safe, stay not getting sucked into the holiday rush, and stay continuing to put yourself out there. If you do, one day there there’s a chance it might work out.

December 14, 2022 – Obrecht Opens Up To Nina, GH Daredevil, Podcast Feud, Bump On Deck, Nope, Hanukkah Pets (!) & If

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Jordan asks Rory about the Landry case, and says she heard he waited in the ER with the wife for two hours. He says he didn’t want to leave her before she was seen, but he was off the clock. She says he’s not in trouble; quite the opposite. Mrs. Landry came in today; she’s going to press charges against her husband. He says, the way she was talking, he wasn’t sure, but Jordan tells him, the wife said it was because of him. She said her husband never would have sat there for that long, unlike him, a complete stranger. She decided she deserves better. Nice work.

At Kelly’s, Dante thanks Cameron for the coffee, when Spencer walks in. Cameron hugs him, and says he had no idea Spencer was out. This is awesome. Dante says, welcome home, and Spencer thanks him. Cameron wonders if he got the dates mixed up, but Spencer says he got out a few weeks early. Dante says he hopes Spencer learned a thing or two, and Spencer says, not to get caught. He’s kidding. He has no intention of going back to prison, so from here on in, he’s going to play by the rules.

As they walk down the hall at the hospital, Britt tells Brad that she’s never hosted a party before, and she wants this to be epic. He says, it will be. The good people of Port Charles will be talking about it for years to come. She says, something to remember her by, and he says he did want to talk to her about the invitations. She says, he sent them out, right? and he says, they all got sent out. She asks, what’s the problem then? and he says, there’s no problem. He just noticed that a certain someone wasn’t on the guest list… Cody?

On the phone at the Bistro, Maxie tells her mom, that’s fine. They’ll get together another time… Nothing is wrong… She means it. They’ll talk another time. She sits rubbing her forehead, when Cody says he’s impressed. Listening to her, he’d believe she’s okay, but just one look… She asks if it’s that obvious, and he sits down. He asks if there’s anything he can do to help, and she says, he’s under no obligation. Now that they know Mac isn’t really his father, they’re not related, so… He says he’d like to think they’re friends, and she says, okay. He says, so lay it on him. What’s up?

At the gym, Nina asks if Sonny is ready to show her his moves, and he says he did that last night. She says, and then some. His boxing moves. They see Obrecht, punching the hell out of the heavy bag, and Sonny tells her, go. Nina goes over to Obrecht, and says, Aunt Liesl, but Obrecht continues to punch wildly. Nina tells her, stop. Get ahold of herself. Nina pulls her away, and sees she’s crying. Obrecht says she’s not ready. Dex comes in, meeting Sonny by the ring, and Sonny says, the meeting is set for tomorrow. Is Dex ready? Dex says, ready as he’ll ever be.

Brad says, not that he would blame Britt for excluding Cody after what he did. He still can’t believe Cody was supposed to be her perfect match. She says, he hasn’t heard? Society Set-Ups is a fraud. He says, is it ever, and she says, no, literally. That Zelda woman is a front for Spinelli. He says, so the company is just some dressed up dating app? and she says, yeah. He says he knew it, but she says, no he didn’t, and he admits he didn’t. But he should have after they found out Cody was only after that necklace. She says, joke’s on him. He lost the jewels and the girl. Brad says he really thought Cody was better than that, and she says, like he’s never gone after a guy for his bank account. He says, obviously, but rolling in dough isn’t what comes to mind when he thinks of her. All she does is work. She picks up an invitation and says, hello? Party? He says, it’s a good first step, but will it stick? She asks what he means, and he says, when will she start enjoying her life?

Maxie tells Cody, Austin blackmailed Spinelli. Can he believe that? Who does something like that? Cody asks if he had a good reason, and she says, a good reason for threatening someone? He says, that totally came out wrong. What exactly did Austin do? She says, it doesn’t matter, and he says, she seems to think it does. She says, he claimed he just wanted to make sure they were a good match for each other, but if what he really cared about was a relationship, why didn’t he just talk to her about it? Cody says, because sometimes that’s a really hard thing to do, and she asks why men are terrified of feelings. That wasn’t a rhetorical question. He says, so now he’s speaking for all men? and she tells him, he said he wanted to help her, so help her understand why men do stupid things. Why they take the arguably more difficult route, when they could just open up to the person they’re close to.

Nina tells Obrecht, look at your hands. Why would you do this? She says, stay here, and walks off.

Sonny says he’s not going to need Dex until tonight, so he can take the afternoon off, and Dex says he won’t argue with that. He’ll see Sonny tonight. He leaves, and Nina asks Sonny if there are ice packs in the back. Her Aunt Liesl’s knuckles are in pretty bad shape. He says, even with the gloves? and she says, the weird part is, it’s like she wants to be in pain. He asks if Nina is worried, and gives him a look. He says he’ll get some ice.

Rory thanks Jordan for telling him about Mrs. Landry. It means a lot. She says she knew it would. That’s what makes him a good cop; he goes above and beyond for his community. Keep it up. He says he plans to, and she asks if she’ll see him at the holiday party. He says, they can bring a guest, right? and she says she takes it things are going well with Miss Trina Robinson. He laughs, and she says, that well. He’s fortunate. Trina’s a very special person. He says, doesn’t he know it.

In the home of the hallowed moss bowl🎍, Trina says, Spencer’s Uncle Victor got him released early, and Josslyn says, typical. She’s so glad Spencer’s out of that place. Trina says, so is she, and Josslyn asks why they’re talking about Spencer. She asked Trina about Rory. Trina says, because Spencer and his uncle showed up at the PC Grill, and Josslyn asks if they ruined her night. Trina says, Rory loves her, and Josslyn says, as in, he acts that way, or he said those words. Trina tells her, he said those words; all three of them, and Josslyn asks why Trina didn’t tell her. Trina says she is telling her, and Josslyn asks what she said back. Trina says, nothing. She was so floored. She never expected it. It’s too soon, right? On their three-month anniversary. They haven’t even slept together yet. Josslyn says she guesses it’s a little quick, but is that the only reason Trina hesitated? Trina says, why else? and Josslyn asks how Trina felt when Rory told her he loved her, besides shocked, and Trina says, she felt scared. Josslyn says, that’s not a good sign, and Trina agrees. She likes Rory, and likes him more as she gets to know him. He’s sweet, considerate, and really makes her feel special. Josslyn says, but Trina’s not in love with him, and Trina say, not yet at least. Josslyn asks if Trina is sure it’s time holding her back, or is it her feelings for Spencer?

Spencer says he misses this place, and Dante bets Cameron could get him his old job back. Spencer says, let’s not go overboard. Luckily, he doesn’t need the paycheck anymore, now that Ava has kindly given him access to his own money. Dante says, good luck with whatever comes next, and Spencer thanks him. Dante leaves, and Cameron says he can’t believe Spencer didn’t text him that he was back, but Spencer says he’s been a little busy. Cameron asks, how’s reentry? and Spencer says, it’s interesting. He’s staying at Windymere. Not by choice. It’s a condition of his release to stay with his uncle, who’s unfortunately living with his father. The plan is to spend as little time there as possible. Cameron says, winter break just started, so he’ll have plenty of time to hang out; so will Joss. Has Spencer reached out to her that he’s back? Spencer says, Trina’s the only person he’s seen so far, and Cameron asks, how’d that go? Spencer says, not great.

Cody tells Maxie, trust him. He’s not the guy she wants to go to for relationship advice. She says, things not going so well with Britt? and he says, things aren’t going at all. She says, yikes, and he says he had a choice. It was the wrong one apparently. Britt doesn’t want anything to do with him. She says, that could change, and he says, doubtful. She says, he’s messed up before and Britt got over it. It could happen again. He says, what about her? Is she going to get over this issue with Austin? She asks if the whole point of this conversation isn’t that she doesn’t know, and he asks if she wants to forgive him. She says, isn’t that the same question? but he says, no. You can be mad and be done with someone, like Britt, or you can be mad, and still want to work things out. She says, or you can be mad, still want to work things out, but be terrified he’s not the person you thought he was.

Spencer asks how the rest of the fall semester went, and Cameron says, it was busy. He had a lot to do with soccer and school and work. He didn’t have much time to do anything else. He barely saw Joss. Spencer says, they’re good though, right? and Cameron says, they are. Spencer says, good. He couldn’t come back home to everything having changed. Cameron asks if Spencer watched the news in Pentenville, and Spencer asks if that’s code for, does he know his ex-girlfriend is running around town attacking people with a hook? Cameron says he’s glad he doesn’t have to tell Spencer, but they’re not sure it is Esme. Spencer says, she attacked his mother and he’s defending her, but Cameron says, no. He’s just saying, it’s one thing to push someone and cause them to fall, but it’s a totally different level to murder someone. Spencer says he has to hand it to Cameron. Some things never change; Cameron always sees the good in people. Cameron says, lucky for Spencer, and Spencer says he knows it. His friendships with Cameron and Joss are pretty much the only things that make sense right now. He’s trapped at Windymere for the rest of his sentence, and then, who knows? Cameron asks if Spencer is going to apply at PCU, but Spencer says, that doesn’t start until the fall. Maybe he’ll head to Stahl for some skiing. He always did like the après life. Cameron asks, what happened to being his own man, and not living off of someone else’s money? and Spencer says, easier said than done. Cameron says, so that’s it. Spencer is just going to leave and go back to Europe. Spencer says, why not? It’s not like anyone is keeping him here.

Trina says she’s not in love with Spencer, but the moss bowl🎍 is skeptical, and Josslyn asks if she said that. Trina says, it was strongly implied. How could she love someone that she can’t even trust? But every time she sees him, it’s like some part of her wakes up. Does that make sense? Josslyn flashes back to telling Dex, try being honest, and Dex kissing her. She says she gets it, and Trina says, it’s like she’s drawn to Spencer, even though she wishes she wasn’t, and she doesn’t have that same pull with Rory like she wishes she did. Josslyn asks if she’s going to break up with Rory, but Trina says, it’s tough. Rory makes her feel good about herself. They definitely have fun when they’re together, but is that enough? Is it even fair to keep dating him, knowing how he feels about her when she doesn’t feel the same way?

Nina asks if Obrecht wants her to call Scotty, but Obrecht says, he’s out of town on business. She’s fine, really. Just go. Nina says, Jay would never forgive her, and Obrecht says, her precious Nathan. Nina says, with Christmas coming, she’s been thinking about him a lot. Is that what’s wrong? Obrecht is missing Jay more than usual? Obrecht says, a mother should have more time with their child, and Nina says she wholeheartedly agrees with that, but they have James. And he’s looking more and more like his daddy every day. Jay lives on. Obrecht says, but Britta won’t.

Dante tells Jordan that he has an update on the Hook case, and Rory asks if he can stay since it has a connection to Trina. Jordan says, of course (🍷), and tells Dante to fill them in. Dante says, the lab was able to identify the venom found on the hook. It comes from a secret highly venomous semi-aquatic snake. He hands Jordan the report, and she asks where one would find such a snake. He says, according to the herpetologist at the PC Zoo, not around here; not in the wild anyway. They come from the South Asia Islands. She says, they’d have to smuggle it into the US, and he says he looked up arrests for smuggling exotic animals into the US. They’ve only had five in the Port Charles area in the last ten years. She asks if he can get on it as soon as possible, and Dante says, will do. Rory says, it’s been two months since Oz Haggerty was killed. Could this mean she’s done? Jordan says, it could, or it could mean she’s nice and rested, and ready for her next victim. She’d like to believe the attempts are over, but serial killers rarely stop on their own. Rory says, it’s the longest break so far, and Dante says, the wait up to Haggerty’s killing was two weeks; it’s a lot longer than that. Rory asks if that’s good news, and Jordan says, no one dying is good news, but it’s premature to think the killer is done. She could have been arrested for another crime, or left town for some reason. Dante says, whoever she is and wherever she is, she’s got to be stopped and brought to justice.

Britt asks if Brad can talk to the manager about how early they can get into the Haunted Star the day of the party, and he says, yes, ma’am. She says, and on her end, she needs to find amazing shoes that she can still dance in, set up a massage for that morning, talk to her lawyer… Brad says, a little extreme, no? He knows people will sue at the drop of a hat these days, but does she really need to see her lawyer? She says she didn’t mean to bring this up today, but since they’re here, she’s talking to her lawyer about her will. He says, she’s scaring him, but she says, don’t be scared. It’s just this whole mess with the necklace, not knowing who it belongs to, reminded her that it’s important to write things down. Besides, it’s the responsible thing to do. Does he have a will. He laughs, and says, all he has to leave to posterity is a fabulous wardrobe. She says, it is fabulous. Just so he knows, she’s leaving everything to him.

Trina tells Josslyn and the moss bowl🎍 that she agreed to meet Rory’s parents. Before the whole love thing, he invited her to his family’s Christmas Eve, and it sounds pretty casual; people coming and going all day. It seemed like the next step. Josslyn tells her, that was before he said what he said, and Spencer showed up, and Trina says, it was so much easier when Spencer was away. Is that horrible? Josslyn says, she’s just being honest, and Trina says, now that he’s home, she’ll probably be seeing him everywhere. Josslyn says, she can always avoid him, but Trina says, that’s not sustainable. And she’s supposed to be hanging out with Rory. What is she going to say? She doesn’t want to date Rory just because she can’t have Spencer. She doesn’t even want Spencer. Josslyn says, but she does, and Trina says, but I do.

Spencer asks how Trina is doing, and Cameron says he thought Spencer saw for himself last night. Spencer says, they didn’t exactly have a heart-to-heart. She said there’s no way for them to start over. Cameron says he’s sorry, but can Spencer blame her? and Spencer says, no. He just wanted to make sure her life was back on track after he completely derailed it. Cameron says, Trina is doing well, and Spencer says, good. She’s happy with Rory? Cameron says, seems like it. Rory’s a good guy. Spencer says, Trina deserves nothing less, when Dex walks in and goes to the counter. Spencer asks, who is that guy? He looks familiar. Cameron says, his name is Dex; he works for Sonny. Spencer says, right. Isn’t Cameron going to take his order? Cameron says, he can wait, and Spencer says, Cameron really doesn’t like him. Cameron says, Dex is a wannabe gangster. Joss was convinced Sonny wanted to hurt him. Spencer says, Cameron just told him Dex works for Sonny. Why would Sonny want to hurt him? Cameron says, remember how Ava was the first Hook victim, and Josslyn found her at the Quartermaines? Dex was there too. He helped Joss get Ava to the hospital. He was also at Charlie’s the night Brando got attacked, and he was at Brando’s garage when Diane Miller got attacked, so… Spencer says, seems like a pattern to him, and Cameron says, Sonny saw a pattern too. That’s why he had him… detained. Spencer says, detained how? and Cameron says he doesn’t have all the details, nor does he want them, but Sonny got Dex out of police custody and Dex just vanished. Josslyn figured Sonny was behind it, and went to Pozzulo’s to look for him. Spencer says, obviously she found him; he’s standing right there. Cameron says, it’s more complicated than that. The guy who was questioning Dex was not listening to Josslyn, and she had to call Michael for back-up. That’s when things got heated dangerous. Spencer says, that’s ridiculous. Sonny would never let any of his people hurt Josslyn. Cameron says, all he knows is that it was a major confrontation. If Joss wasn’t mad at Sonny before, it’s on a whole other level now. Spencer says, Joss is upset because her mom and Sonny split up, and now Sonny’s moved on to Nina, so he sympathizes, but Sonny’s always been more than decent to Josslyn. Cameron says, it’s not about that. Whatever happened at Pozzulo’s, whatever Sonny did to Dex, Josslyn hates him for that.

Nina tells Obrecht that she doesn’t understand. Did something happen to Britt? Obrecht says, she’ll never have children, but Nina says, she could change her mind about that. Obrecht says, when Britta’s gone, there’ll be nothing, and Nina asks why she keeps talking about Britt leaving. Obrecht says, it’s not her story to tell, and Nina says, that may be true, but it’s obviously tearing her up. She has to let it out. Obrecht says, nein. This is obviously a moment of weakness. She gets up, and says she can keep the secret. She will keep the secret. Nina says, Aunt Liesl, and Obrecht stops. Nina says she just reminded Obrecht that they’re family. Obrecht can tell her anything. She’s not going to tell anybody. Obrecht can trust her. Obrecht says, it’s too much, and Nina says, let her shoulder some of the burden. She won’t tell anyone. Trust her. Obrecht starts to cry, and says, Britta is sick. She has Huntington’s disease. Sitting on a nearby bench, Sonny overhears.

Brad says he’s a beneficiary of Britt’s will? and Britt says, sole beneficiary. Don’t look so shocked. Who else does she have to leave it to? He asks how much they’re talking about here? A vacay in Cabo, or… never mind. That’s so not the point. She says, the point is for him to be independent. She hopes he uses the money to get away from Aunt Selina and start fresh. He says, that’s depressing, and she says, which part? He says, the prospect of still running errands for his aunt decades from now. Not unless she plans on dying tomorrow. She says, that is not the plan, but it’s always good to be prepared.

Cameron tells Spencer, Josslyn told him that her family’s been covering for Sonny all her life. That he doesn’t deserve it; that he belongs in prison. Spencer says, speaking as someone who just got out of prison, that’s pretty harsh, and Cameron says, she means it. She says Sonny’s not who they think he is. She’s seen the truth, and wants nothing to do with him. He’s not saying whatever Sonny did to Dex was okay, but the guy went to work for him, and he’s still working for him. Spencer says, exactly. Josslyn has no idea what Dex did to get in trouble with Sonny, or how badly he may have screwed up. For all they know, Sonny is going easy on the guy. Cameron says, don’t tell Joss that, and Spencer says, obviously this Dex is manipulating her. If Joss is mad at Sonny, she’s going to jump on anything that makes him look bad, and Dex knows that. Dex asks if anyone works here, and Spencer says he thinks that’s Cameron’s cue. Cameron asks what he can get Dex, and Dex says, a cheeseburger to go, medium rare. Cameron says, coming right up, and goes in the back. Spencer says, Dex, right? and they shake hands. Dex says, and he is? Spencer says, Spencer Cassadine; he’s Sonny’s nephew. Dex works for Spencer’s uncle, right? Dex says he does, and Spencer says, which means Dex works for him.

Trina asks Josslyn if she’s really going to break up with Rory right before the holidays. Is she that person? Josslyn says, it’s never a good time to end a relationship, and Trina says, no, but there are very, very bad times. And say she and Rory break up, that’s no guarantee she and Spencer will have a future. He asked if they could start over, but she doesn’t think they can. Josslyn says she wishes she had the answers, and Trina says, Spencer has hurt her so many times, and now he’s going to cost her Rory too? It’s not fair. Josslyn says, it’s not, but Trina’s not the only one in this. Rory is involved too. So if she’s honest with him, not about wanting Spencer, but about not feeling the same way, it’s up to him to stay or not. Trina says, that’s true. Rory can decide for himself. It’s still going to be so awkward. Like, thanks for loving me, but I don’t feel same way? Maybe she’ll wait until after New Year’s. Josslyn says, no. She has to do this. Cam deserves to know the truth. Trina asks where that came from, and Josslyn says she meant Rory obviously. Trina says, Josslyn is right. If she wants something real with Rory, she has to be up front with him.

Jordan thanks Dante, and says she wishes she could send more detectives to the case, but they don’t have the manpower. He says, that’s okay. He’ll just work as efficiently as he possible can. She says she knows she will, and Rory asks if Dante wants him to drop the report on his desk; he’s heading out. Dante says, sure, and Jordan says, that’s actually perfect, since she wants to talk to Dante about something else. Rory thanks her for letting him sit in, and leaves. In the hallway, he looks inside the folder, and takes a photo of something with his phone.

Nina tells Obrecht she remembers how relieved they were when they found out Jay didn’t inherit the gene, but Britt did. Obrecht says, if only Cesar was here; she’d kill him herself. Nina asks if Britt is having symptoms, and Obrecht says, trouble swallowing, muscle spasms, and it’s only going to get worse. How does she do this? She cries, and says, the thought of sitting by helpless, watching her Britta waste away. She doesn’t have the strength. Sonny joins them, and says she’s going to find the strength because her daughter’s going to need her. Obrecht looks like she might kill him.

Maxie says, Austin lied to her, and Cody says, yeah. She says, excuse you? and he says, when you like someone, you want to show them the best version of yourself, so you massage the truth a little bit. Like saying you love to cook, when in reality, you only know how to make pasta. Or you talk about your love of exercise when you haven’t seen a gym in weeks. She says, he’s right. He’s terrible at giving relationship advice. And yes, people are on their best behavior for the first few dates, but if you want to go the distance with someone, you’re going to have to open up and show then who you really are. He shakes his head, and she says, that’s it, just no? He says, no one wants the real him, but she says, that’s a cop out and he knows it.

Brad tells Britt that he’s got his marching orders; time to go to work. He starts to leave, but turns around, and says he know acts aloof and above it all sometimes. She says, sometimes? And he says, but this will thing, it really means the world to him. She tells him, what can she say? He’s been there for her when no one else has. He knows her better than anyone. He’s her best friend in the whole world. He says, they’re more than a best friends; they’re family. They hug, and Britt says, cue the violins. She lets go of her phone, and Brad picks it up, asking, what was that? She rubs her arm, and says she was just at the gym too long this morning. So run along. The party’s not going to plan itself. He looks at her, and she says, what? He says he’s excited about the party, don’t get him wrong. He guesses he’s confused about the magnitude of it. She never celebrates her birthday; she never even mentions it. Why is this one such a big deal?

Dex says, if he works for Spencer, that’s news to him, and Spencer says, his uncle listens to him. So Dex would be wise to do as he says.

Cameron is sweeping outside, when Joss comes by with a bunch of toys in her arms. She him if Toys for Tots is still going on, and he says, yes, but… She asks him to get the door, and he opens it. She goes in, saying, she did not want to miss it. She sees Spencer telling Dex, stay away from Josslyn Jax. She says, excuse me?

Obrecht says, how dare Sonny eavesdrop on a private conversation? Is he happy to see her brought to her knees like this? He says he doesn’t want to see her in any pain, but she says, liar. Nina says, she has every right to be upset, but it’s not fair to take it out on Sonny. Sonny tells Nina that he’d like to say something, and Obrecht asks why she should listen to him. He says he went through something similar to what she’s facing with his own father. She says, he had Alzheimer’s, and Sonny says, when he found out, it was the worst moment of his life. He thought he’s already lost his father, but he was wrong. At the end of his father’s life, there were flashes of his old self. When his memory loss started setting in, and his defenses were going away, he saw another side to his father. They were so honest with each other; more honest than they’d ever been before he got sick. Alzheimer’s takes a lot… But at the end, those times they had… they were a gift. We all get teary-eyed. Nina says she’ll call Obrecht tonight, and Obrecht tells her to remember… Nina tells her, she won’t say a word to anyone. She promises. Obrecht takes Sonny’s hand, and thanks him for what he said. They hug, and she cries some more. Obrecht leaves, and Nina hugs Sonny, and cries. She tells him, Aunt Liesl has done horrible things to people Sonny loves, and he reached out to her. He says when he sees someone suffering like he did with his dad, he just helps, that’s all. She says, it’s not just that’s all. It’s everything.

Cody says, Maxie feels like she doesn’t know the real Austin, and Maxie says she thinks it’s become increasingly clear that she doesn’t. She asks if he thinks he’s seen the real Britt, and he says, glimpses, but yes. She asks if he likes her, and he says, very much. She says, then don’t give up on her, but he says he’s not sure he’s being given a chance. She says, trust her. Britt just needs time.

Brad asks, what’s so important about this party? and Britts says, the party’s just an excuse. He says, for…? and she says, she wants to be more than the woman who fell in the MetroCourt pool; the sucker taken in by Cody’s con. She wants people to see her in all her glory. Does that make sense? He says, it does. And that’s exactly what she’s going to get. She has his word. This party will be a once in a lifetime experience.

Josslyn says she heard Spencer was out, and he says, home for the holidays. Josslyn says, speaking of holidays, indicating the toys in her arms, and Dex starts to step forward, but Spencer says, let Cameron help her. Josslyn says, she can do it, and puts the toys in the box. Dex tells Cameron to cancel his order; he’ll go somewhere else. Since you can’t please him, Spencer says, no. Dex ordered, so he’s got to pay, but Cameron says, no, he doesn’t. Dex says, not a problem. He looks at Spencer, and says, Spencer’s uncle pays him well. He pulls out a stack of cash, and counts out some bills, when Spencer sucker punches him, surprising us all.  

Jordan opens her office door, and Trina is there. Trina asks if Jordan has seen Rory. She asked at the front desk, but no one can tell her where he is.

Rory walks down a hotel room hallway (not sure if it’s the MetroCourt), to room 82. He bangs on the door, and it opens. He says, PCPD. Anyone home? He goes inside, and the door slams shut.

Tomorrow, Curtis tells Alexis, they have to be careful with this information; Ava asks Nikolas to tell her what’s behind this; and Dante busts into the hotel room.

🦈 First Turkeys, Now This…

For a good time, call Bruce.

⚔️ Dueling Wives…

First World problems.

👶🏼 Baby On Boat…

I guess this means she’s permanently retired from yachting… sniff…

💍 On the Other Hand…

Although I’m not sure why you’d want to get engaged if you have no plans to wed.

🐈 Mazel…

Pets enjoying the holiday.

🏂 Off To Jingle Some Bells…

Join me tomorrow for soap, and an ending to the fiasco that is Winter House. Until then, stay safe, stay pacing yourself with holiday foods, and stay not taking the arguably more difficult route, when you can just open up to the person you’re close to.

December 12, 2022 – Esme’s Birth Parents Are Revealed But Not Willow’s, Captain Lee Makes a Decision & Kold

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Heather says, Ryan knew they had a child? and he says, of course (🍷). A daughter. Did Heather think she could hide the child’s existence from him? She says, yes. In fact, she went to great lengths to be sure of it.

Nikolas comes into Esme’s room, and she asks what he wants. He says, is that any way to treat the man who’s granting her wish?

Finn asks if Elizabeth is pregnant, and she says she is. He says, another man’s baby.

Spencer storms into Windymere, and rifles through the liquor cabinet. He says, sherry, and takes out a bottle, uncorking it. He flashes back to telling Trina that he wouldn’t have gone to the PC Grill had he known she was there with her boyfriend, and how he didn’t blame Rory for announcing he loved her. Were he in Rory’s place, he would have too. He takes a long swig from the bottle.

Trina picks up the perfume Rory gave her, and flashes back to Spencer asking if they can start over. There’s a knock at the door, and Trina says, thank God it’s Ava. She needs Ava to stop her from making a huge mistake.

Drew meets Denise at the MetroCourt, and asks how her flight was. She says, it was great, and thanks him for sending her first class. They go to a private lounge area, while Carly slips into the restaurant. She tries to sneak over to listen, but Willow calls to her from one of the tables. Drew asks how Denise’s room is, and she says, perfect. She can’t afford first class amenities like the MetroCourt as a firefighter. He says he read she was an EMT before she joined the Fire Brigade, and she says, that’s right. He says, saving lives, the first female firefighter in Clareborne County; she’s accomplished a lot. She says she’s come a long way since the Friends of Peace and Love Commune. Most of them were so lost back then. He asks if that was true of Willow’s birth mother.

Carly says she’s surprised to see Willow here, and she says she’s here to meet Michael for dinner. What brings Carly here?

Denise asks, who’s Willow? and Drew says, she knew her as Kali, the baby he wanted to talk to her about. She says, Baby Kali goes by Willow now? and he says, she’s a full-grown woman with a child of her own, and another on the way. She says, Kali was such a sweet girl, good tempered. Considering where she came from, she found a good home with Lorraine… Sorry, Harmony. He asks her to tell him about that. Where did Baby Kali originally come from?

On the phone, Willow tells Michael, that’s okay. They’ll have date night another night… Great idea. Have a safe flight, and don’t forget to bring Wiley back a present, or he will disown you… Love you too. Carly says, last minute business trip? and Willow says, Carly knows her son well. He thought she and Carly could have dinner instead, if Carly doesn’t have other plans.

Drew says, Harmony told them there was a pregnant woman in the commune who gave birth, then abandoned the baby, but they have cause for doubt. Harmony wasn’t the most reliable. Denise says, but that’s exactly what happened. She remembers Joan well. She was sweet, but troubled. When she left the commune, she abandoned the baby. Their leader Josiah asked Lorraine… Harmony and her husband Doug to take the baby. He says, they’re talking about Baby Kali, right? and she says, Harmony always wanted children, but was never blessed with one, and he says, that is the story Harmony told. She says, he can believe it. Harmony was as honest as the day is long.

Elizabeth says she’s so sorry, but Finn says he doesn’t believe her. She says, it happened when she got back from Monterey. She was struggling with what her parents had told her about what happened with her and Reiko. He asks why she didn’t come to him, and she says, she guesses she felt guilty. She thought he would never forgive her. He asks what he’s ever done to make her think that. He’s done nothing but stand by her. When she was mourning the loss of her husband, through her hospitalization, he’s been there. She says she knows, and that’s why she can’t ask him to stick around for any more of her drama. He says he would have stuck by her through anything. Who’s the father? She says, Nikolas.

Esme asks if Nikolas is going to let her go outside so she can pick out a Christmas tree, but he says, there’s no need. He calls to Demetrius, who brings in a small fir tree, and says, season’s greetings. She asks, what is that? and Nikolas says, a tree. She said she wanted one; here it is. He thanks Demetrius and Demetrius leaves. She says, that wasn’t the deal, and he knows it, but he says he didn’t agree to anything. Did she really think he was going to let her out of this room, given she’s tried to escape before? She says, did he really think she was bluffing when she said she’d tell Nurse Baldwin about going over the parapet? and he says, she doesn’t seem to understand. What she says is irrelevant. As far as he’s concerned, she’s more of a vessel. One that needs to be fueled and maintained until his precious cargo arrives. She says, and once their child is here? and he says, enjoy the tree, and leaves.

Ryan says, it’s bad enough Heather left him, but she made it sound like she didn’t believe he could be a father to their child. She says she didn’t. He wasn’t capable any more than she was. What would we have done with a baby, Richie? He says, raise her, and she says, in that derelict mountain cabin they were holed up in, pretending to be other people? They couldn’t even make a bed, much less a life for a kid. He says, they could have tried, but she says, there’s no use looking backward now, is there? So somehow he discovered they have a daughter. She won’t stand in his way if he wants to try and find her. He says he doesn’t need to. She’s been coming here to see him for months. He guesses it was meant to be.

Ava asks, what’s going on? and Trina says, Rory took her to the PC Grill tonight for their three-month anniversary. Ava says, that’s sweet, and Trina says, that’s just it. Rory is sweet, and romantic, and considerate. Ava says, sounds like a real problem, and Trina says, Ava is right. She’s being ridiculous. Rory is everything she should want. Ava says, but love isn’t about what you should want or should do, is it? It’s about following your heart. Trina says, but what if the path her heart is taking her down only leads to more heartbreak?

Finn says, Elizabeth is having a baby with him? She says, yes, and he walks out.

Willow doesn’t pick up her menu, and Carly says, Willow isn’t hungry? but Willow says she already knows what she’s ordering. She can only stand to eat about five foods these days. Carly asks if she struggled with nausea during her first pregnancy… She’s sorry. They don’t have to talk about that. Willow says, it’s okay. She doesn’t think about that time in her life very often. Not only because she lost Jonah; she was very lonely. She didn’t have a lot of support back then. Carly takes her hands, and says, it’s going to be different this time. Willow says, it already is. She’s so grateful for the family she has through Michael, and the family she has yet to discover.

Denise says, a couple of years later, Harmony and Doug left Colorado with the baby, and Drew says, Joan never went looking for them? She says, Joan got mixed up with drugs. Years later, when she was an EMT, she responded to an overdose at a known flophouse. It was Joan. Drew says, Willow’s birth mother died? and Denise says she’s afraid so.

Ava tells Trina, this masochistic heart of hers is prone to finding homes with men who betray and abuse it. Which is why when we follow our hearts, we should rely on our heads too. Trina says, because as Ava said, complicated men lead to chaos. She knows she should choose contentment over chaos, but… Ava says, but the heart wants what it wants. She wishes Trina more anything happiness, no matter where it leads her. Trina says, even if it leads to Spencer?

Nikolas walks in, and Spencer tells him, before he says anything, Uncle Victor insists he wants to stay here, not the MetroCourt. Nikolas says he’s sorry Spencer thought he didn’t want him to stay at Windymere. He’s not sure it’s healthy for them to share living space yet, but if they are… Spencer says he doesn’t need a lecture on underage drinking, but Nikolas says he just wasn’t aware Spencer had developed a taste for sherry. Spencer says, the whiskey is gone. Does he need to lecture Nikolas on the amount he’s been drinking? Nikolas says he can’t keep pricey spirits or Darjeeling tea in stock since Victor moved in. Is he around here? Spencer says he came home alone, so Victor is probably still at the PC Grill, and Nikolas says, Spencer skipped out on dinner? Spencer says he lost his appetite, and takes another swig from the bottle. Nikolas says, if he wants to talk about anything… Spencer says he’ll find someone who gives a damn, and Nikolas says, he has many faults, but not caring about Spencer isn’t one of them. He loves Spencer. Spencer says, then he’s in a distinct minority.

Heather asks, what makes Ryan think he’s met their daughter? and Ryan asks if she’s going to tell him that she hasn’t kept tabs on their daughter. Heather knows damn well she worked her way into an internship here. Heather says she assumed it was a coincidence, and he laughs, saying, hardly. Their daughter tried find him immediately after she came to town. Heather asks, how? She made sure there were no clues to their daughter’s parentage. He says he guesses Heather wasn’t as careful as she thought. Their daughter had something of his that once belonged to a girlfriend. She says, one of his souvenirs, and he says, yes. He always wondered what happened to his special chain of keepsakes. She says she stole it one night when he was asleep. She wanted something to remember him by. He says, odd choice of nostalgia, and she says, odd necklace. He says, the items on that necklace could tell tales. If it falls into the wrong hands, he’ll hold her responsible. She says, wow. Is that a threat… lover?

Finn walks into his lab, and pushes a tray of vials onto the floor, smashing them. Elizabeth stands in the doorway.

Nikolas tells Spencer, his grandmother, his Aunt Alexis, his uncles, his cousins, his friends… Spencer says, not all his friends. Trina said they’re not even friends anymore. She and Deputy Do-Gooder were making eyes at each other at the Grill. Nikolas should have seen her; so content and at peace, adored by someone who is worthy of her. Nikolas says, Spencer is worthy of her. He got himself sent to prison for her. Spencer says, after he dragged her for months through lies and selfishness. His ex-girlfriend drugged her, and then framed her for filming that video of Joss and Cam, and then distributing the video through all of PCU. Trina was almost framed and sent to prison for Esme’s crimes, so he understands why she rejected him. Because she’s finally found someone with the courage to confess he loves her. Nikolas says, it’s not too late, but Spencer says, it is too late. The cop loves her and he thinks she loves him back.

Elizabeth says she only just found out about the pregnancy herself, and Finn says, he’d ask if congratulations are in order, but he’s assuming Ava’s as much in dark as he was. Nik is going to have a lot of explaining to do with his wife. Not only did he get another woman pregnant, but he’s also potentially harboring a known fugitive on his estate. He won’t bother her about it anymore, but he’s sure once he calls the Commissioner, she’ll want to get to the bottom of this. Elizabeth says, he can’t do that, but he says, sure he can. Esme’s a danger to everyone in this town, and if she thinks he’s protect Nikolas for her, she’s mistaken.

Ava says, so Spencer’s been released from Pentenville, and Trina says, that’s right. Ava says, just in time for the holidays, and Trina says, but seeing Spencer made her wonder if she can keep seeing Rory. How can she pretend to have feelings for Rory that she has for someone else? Ava says, some could, but Trina is too honest and too genuine. Just listen to her heart. It doesn’t matter what she thinks, what Trina’s parents think, or what anyone else. Trina says, it’s just so complicated, and Ava says, love can be that way. Trina says, Spencer hurt her, and stood by while his girlfriend hurt her too, and now Esme could be going after the people Trina loves to hurt her even more. Ava says, as prolific as that hateful girl is, she may be innocent of one thing. It could be that Esme is not The Hook killer.

Heather says, Ryan’s chain will remain in her hands; a place, as she recalls, he always felt safe. He says she was careless with him and his keepsakes, but she says, not careless. She was wearing the chain the day she dropped their baby off. When Heather tried to leave her, she screamed and reached out. The chain broke and his keepsakes scattered everywhere. She did her best to retrieve them, but obviously, she missed one. He says, it was on her when social services took custody of her. It’s what she used to find him. Heather says, clever girl, and he says, how could she not be; she’s theirs. Heather asks, what’s she like, other than clever? Tell her about their daughter; their Esme.

Willow says, Drew told her that Carly is helping find her birth parents, and Carly says, where she can. It’s really the Drew show. Willow tells her, Drew said he might have information for her today. What does Carly think he found? Does she have siblings, maybe nieces and nephews? Carly says, that would be great. Finding birth parents can be tricky. She would know. Willow says, Carly found Bobbie, and learned she had a brother and uncle, and Carly says, after lots of tears. Willow says she doesn’t have a choice. The thought of losing any time with her family keeps her up at night. Carly asks what she’s talking about. She’s so young and healthy, and has many years ahead of her. Is she okay? Willow says, no actually. She’s far from okay.

Carly says, Willow can tell her anything. What’s the matter? Willow says she’s just thinking of the new baby; hoping he or she will grow up healthy and happy. Carly asks if she’s thinking of Jonah. We never forget the children we’ve lost, do we? She and Michael are going to have a baby that’s strong and beautiful and healthy. Willow says, Carly has been so good to her, especially after she lost her mom. She’s happy her kids will always have Carly. Carly thanks her, and says, they’ll have Willow too, and Willow says she knows. But so much can go wrong in a pregnancy. Carly says, she’ll have the best medical care this time. What more does she need?

Drew asks if Joan had any siblings, and Denise says, none that she mentioned. She’d assumed Joan was an only child. Even if she wasn’t, most of them lost touch with their families when they joined the commune. He says, what about Willow’s birth father? Did Joan ever mention who he might be? She says she wishes she could help him. Joan was a troubled soul. The only one she was close to was Josiah, the commune founder. He was crushed when she left. He says he guesses that’s it, and thanks her for flying out to meet him. She says, he’s paying, and wonders if she can ask him something. He says, sure, and she asks how Baby Kali’s life turned out. Drew says, she’s had some challenges, but she’s well taken care of, and Denise says, life is hard without means. it’s good she doesn’t have to struggle.

Carly says, when Willow feels scared and unsure, call her. Helping Willow through this pregnancy is an honor, especially since she didn’t get the opportunity with Wiley. Willow says, that’s Nelle’s loss. She won’t make the same mistake.

Ryan says, ironic, isn’t it? Heather knew their daughter before he even knew it existed. Now he knows her in a way Heather can only dream of. Heather says, she stayed away from their daughter because she wanted to protect her. The world sees her as crazy, dangerous. She didn’t want their daughter to grow up with that incredibly misguided association. He says, she succeeded. Their daughter is very sure of herself, and they’ve built a special relationship. She says, lucky him. Does their daughter ever ask about her? He says, wouldn’t she like to know? and she leaps closer to him, and says, she’s not his alone. If he tries to keep their daughter from her, because she tried to keep her from him… He says, that’s not it. He can’t share her because she’s missing. He hasn’t heard from her in a while, and given what’s happened two weeks ago, he knows why. She asks, what happened? and he says, Ava Cassadine sent her over the parapet at Windymere.

Ava tells Trina, based on the wording in the letter the killer wrote to The Invader, Ryan Chamberlain doesn’t think Esme wrote it. Trina says, and she believes the word of a psychopath? and Ava says, nothing is definitive of course (🍷), but she knows Ryan. Not only does his logic make sense, she knows he’d do what he could to protect her. If he had information that would stop the killer, he would definitely share it. Trina says, when she thought the killer was Esme, she knew who to look out now. Now the killer is back to being an anonymous, scary shadow figure. Ava says, that’s why Trina needs to stay here with her mother and Curtis, and be extra vigilant. Trina thanks Ava for letting her know. At least it’s not all bad news. Ava says, how so? and Trina says, maybe Esme left town after attacking Cam’s mom on the docks. Hopefully, it’s the last they’ve seen of her.  

As she decorates the tree with a toilet paper garland, Esme says, what a way to end the year. Ironic, isn’t it, Ace? This time last year, she and Spencer were both free and in love. Now they’re both locked up and alone.

Spencer says he’s not sure about anything, except that he doesn’t need to be behind bars to still be in prison, and Nikolas says, prisons are of our own making. Spencer is assuming a lot about Rory and Trina’s relationship. Spencer says he knows when there’s no hope, and Nikolas asks if he remembers that book he used to read with his grandmother about the baby birds. Spencer says, their nest was always in danger from the wind or the woodcutter, and Nikolas says, Spencer couldn’t get enough of it. He loved how the mother bird and his siblings saved that baby bird again and again. Does he remember the little bird’s name? Spencer says, no, and Nikolas says, it was Hope. The mama bird kept saying… Spencer says, hold on to hope. That’s kid stuff. Nikolas says he thinks it’s a lesson for everyone, no matter what age. Sometimes hope is all we have in this world.

Drew asks if Denise enjoyed her stay, and she says, the MetroCourt is a five-star hotel; she could get used to this. He tells her to order anything she likes and put it on his tab, and she says she might just stay and enjoy one of those fancy cocktails on the menu. He tells her to do that, thanks her for coming, and leaves.

Willow says, Nina claims things would have been different had she and Nelle known they were mother and daughter, but Carly says, that’s not true. Nelle was a sociopath, and knowing Nina was her mother would not have made it better. Drew comes out, and says he didn’t expect to see them here. Carly says, Willow invited her to a private family dinner, and he says he doesn’t want to intrude, but he does have an update on the search for her mother. Willow says she’d love to hear it, and Carly says, that’s her cue to get out of here. Willow says, stay, but Carly says, no. This is a private talk. She’ll be back. She leaves, and Willow asks what he found out.

Elizabeth says, the police won’t find Esme on Spoon Island, and Finn asks how she knows. She says she’s been spending a lot of time at Windymere with Nikolas, and he says, and here he thought they were taking it slow. She’s good; very good. When was she planning on telling him? Or was she just going to wait until she started to show? She says she knows he doesn’t want to hear this, but she never wanted to deceive him. He says, the other day when she ran out of his office, was it Nikolas who called? She says, Nikolas needed her, and Finn says, and he didn’t? What an absolute fool he’s been. He realizes now that she was trying to let him down easy when she said she wouldn’t blame him if he wanted to break up with her. She says, he deserves so much better, and he laughs and says, that’s rich.

Nikolas says, hope gets him through the darkest times, and Spencer says, hope that Ava will forgive him? Nikolas says, hope that Spencer will. Spencer says he’s going to bed, but Nikolas says, wait. He makes mistakes, and even though he tries not to, he makes them again. He can’t give Spencer advice on romantic relationships. There aren’t many areas he could counsel Spencer in. Spencer says, then don’t, and Nikolas says, but there is one quality that has served him through most of his life. He sees it inside Spencer too. Spencer says, the propensity for alienating those they love? but Nikolas says, persistence. Neither one of them like to be denied. Spencer says, they’re prideful, but Nikolas says, it’s more then that. It’s what made him forgive Spencer after he found out Spencer was Ava’s stalker. What made him keep visiting Spencer in Spring Ridge, even though Spencer wanted no part of him. Or what drove him to Pentenville, even though he knew Spencer would reject him. What Spencer does about Trina is up to him, but neither of them give up on the people they love, and he can tell Spencer loves Trina.

Ava says she knows Trina is worried about making a mistake, but she can’t tell Trina what to do. Listen to that little voice inside her heart. Trina says, the problem is, the background noise is drowning out her little voice, and Ava says, but it’s there; she knows it’s there. Whatever Trina chooses, to stay with Rory, or try it with Spencer, or go it alone, she’s always here to support Trina. They hug, and Trina asks, what about Ava? What is her little voice telling her about Nikolas? Ava says, her voice is very loud and clear. The question is, will she listen to it?

Heather says, is Esme dead? but Ryan says, no. He’s seen her since, but it was the last contact they had. She says, maybe she’s just lying low because the police suspect her of those hook attacks. He says, if Esme can’t send word, it’s because she’s unable to, and it’s not because she’s the hook killer. Heather says, of course (🍷) she’s not. If the police had any imagination they’d know that. But what does he think happened? He says, the last time she was here, she said she had business to take care of, and she says, what business would she have in Port Charles? He says he doesn’t know, but he suspects it has to do with the Cassadines. The Invader reported that last she was seen was on Pier 55. She says, which is where you take the launch… and he says, to Spoon Island. She says, why would she want to go back to a house full of people who wanted to kill her? and he says, maybe to retrieve something that she needed; maybe personal items, maybe money. Heather says she swears if they harm one hair on Esme’s head, she’ll make them pay, and he says, no. We will make them pay. She says, we? He’s stuck in that chair. He unstraps himself and gets up, telling her, people tend to underestimate him.

Elizabeth tells Finn that he’ll never have to talk to her again, and she knows she has no right to ask, but she needs something from him. He wonders what she could possibly ask of him, and she says she knows she doesn’t deserve his consideration, but her boys don’t know about the pregnancy. She’d appreciate him not telling anyone. He touches her face, and says, he’d never do anything to hurt her or her boys, and leaves.

Trina hears Ava’s voice telling her to listen to her heart. It doesn’t matter what she thinks, Trina’s parents think, or anyone else. Trina picks up her phone, and sends Spencer a text that says: Welcome home.  

Spencer’s phone dings. He looks at it, and smiles. He tells Nikolas that he doesn’t need that drink anymore, and Nikolas says, good news? Spencer says he’s holding on to hope, and walks off. There’s a knock at the door, and Nikolas opens it to Ava.

Esme says, father, I need your help. I’m all out of ideas. Demetrius comes in with a box, and says, it’s not much. Esme opens it, and there are four ornaments inside. She says she can’t tell him how much this means to her. He asks if it’s enough to stop her crying, and she says, only for him. He looks at the tree, and says, it’s not bad considering. She says she can be resourceful, and he tells her, have a good night. He leaves, and she says, well, Ace. I asked your grandfather to show me the way, and as usual, he delivered.  

Heather says, she’d forgotten. Ryan is a master of shock and awe. What else can he still do? He says, care to find out? and she says, hell yes – she grabs the front of his shirt – but we’ve got to focus on Esme. He says, they have to find out what happened to Esme, and punish those responsible.  

Drew says he just met with someone who knew Harmony at the commune when she unofficially adopted Willow. She asks if he found out more about her biological mother’s identity, and he says he did. She asks, why the hesitation? and he says he should really verify the information, but she says she can’t wait that long. She needs to know, what his source said. He tells her, he’s sorry, but it’s not great news.

Carly says, Mrs. Makenzie? and Denise tells Carly, like she said last night, call her Denise. Carly tells Denise, then call her Carly, and asks how the conversation with Drew went. Denise says, exactly as Carly wanted it to, and sips her fancy cocktail.

Tomorrow, Ava asks if there’s something on Finn’s mind; Elizabeth tells Nikolas that she has to tell Finn the truth; Carly asks Denise to tell her it went off without a hitch; and Nina tells Sonny that she’s afraid of the lies being spread.

Below Deck

On the beach, Alissa makes fun of Camille, while Camille looks for the coolers on the yacht. The coolers finally get to the beach, 45 minutes late, but the guests don’t seem to mind. Guest Hollie says, they deserve this lunch, and Camille tells Alissa that she’s not on service, but here to assist the deckhands. In Alissa’s interview, she says, when there are only three crew members on the beach, they’re all on service. She’s over being fake nice. It’s slowly poisoning her. The guests applaud Rachel’s lunch, and Rachel says she doesn’t know how to react to that sort of stuff. Ross brings Kate to pick up Rachel, and he and Kate make out in the tender on the way. Back at the boat, Rachel tells Fraser that Camille went off on Alissa when Alissa was delegating. Fraser says, if Camille isn’t doing what she’s asked, he needs to figure it out, and in his interview, he says, it’s not a good look for someone from another department to see fault in a member of his team. He goes to the laundry, and sees Camille hasn’t cleaned the iron, adding to his misery. Hayley vacuums, and tells the captain that she’s hoovering. He says he thinks it sucks. BA-DUM-CHH! On the beach, dessert is served, and Fraser radios that Camille is to stay and help pack up. The guests go back to the boat, and Camille wonders why they agree to beach picnics. Tony explains that it’s not a democracy, but a dictatorship, and they have to do what they’re told.

Interior gets into their blacks for dinner. Fraser tells Captain Lee that dinner is at 8:30, but knowing the guests, it will be at 9. The captain says he’s going to use his crutches, and in his interview, he says, his injury is worse. He’s not feeling his left side. He’d expected more progress then he’s experiencing, and the most frustrating thing is, he can’t do a goddam thing about it. Fraser calls Camille to do laundry, and Hayley to set the table. Camille tells Ross that she’s always in laundry, and Fraser overhears, telling Hayley that Camille is having attitude. In Kate’s interview, she says, Ross is fun. It’s nice to have someone to connect with, and he’s super genuine. She likes it. In Rachel’s interview, she says, the guests are always saving lives, so in order for them to feel honored, she’s dedicated each course to these beautiful amazing heroes. Charter one was not fun, so let’s make charter two not like poo. Camille tells Hayley that Alissa is driving her nuts, and Hayley asks if she feels like her job is getting muddled. In Hayley’s interview, she says, people naturally want to vent to her. It’s annoying, but addictive. Who’s going to win? She tells Camille to talk to Fraser, and he’ll deal with it how he feels is appropriate.

Captain Lee joins the guests, and asks how the hell he got this lucky. A guest asks if he needs a doctor, and in his interview, he says, they’ll have to take him as he is. He doesn’t have to put his puppy ass on the porch; he’s running with the big dogs. He doesn’t know for how long, but for one night, he can hang. He tells them that he’s honored, and they say, they’re honored. Alissa flirts with Ross, messing with his hair. Fraser tells Rachel that her food looks breathtaking, and she says she’s showcasing their preferences. The starter is dedicated to Primary Michelle’s love of sashimi. Fraser brings up the first course, and one of the guests wonders if dessert is going to be the captain. Captain Lee jokingly fans himself. Fraser radios Rachel, saying, they’re blown away. Well done. The guests ask about Captain Lee’s injury, and he says, it’s a nerve issue, but it’s going to be resolved soon. The next course is ceviche in honor of guest Samantha’s love of fresh fish. Fraser tells Rachel, the guests are going wild over it, and at the table, Michelle says she hasn’t laughed this hard in years. The next course of truffle wagyu comes, dedicated to guest Shauna, and Fraser tells Rachel, her food is receiving a fabulous reception. The guests had tears; it was beautiful. A lobster with mango dish is dedicated to guest Tola, who pronounces everything amazing. The captain says he’s happy to be able to get them away to cut loose and have fun, and they toast to him. In the captain’s interview, he says, they’re inspiring. How many people can say they’ve saved a life, yet they do it every day. He loves them, but they wore his old ass out. Camille asks Fraser if she can go to bed, since she has to be on deck at 7:20 for docking. He tells her, okay, but in his interview, he says, he understands she has a tricky role, but he’s upset and disappointed that she can’t see the bigger picture of supporting the team. He tells Ross that Camille demanded (a bit of an exaggeration) to go down because she needs sleep. He asks if Ross needs her to be a full-time deckie, but Ross says, her usage during the first charter was about right. Floaters often use their position to their advantage. Fraser says he’s at his wit’s end. Camille tells Kate that Fraser seemed annoyed with her, while the guests get in a huddle and say, to old friends, new friends, and forever friends. We are queens! Fraser checks the laundry, and says, what a shock; everything is in the machines.

Final day of charter. Ross tells the deckhands that they have to be ready to go, and tells Ben to stay on the bow line. Camille finally gets out of bed and on deck, and Ross goes over anchoring with the deckhands. Rachel tells Fraser that the breakfast special is lobster benedict, and asks if she can get the captain anything. Captain Lee says, a left leg. He can’t observe, and doesn’t know who’s doing what. In his interview, he says, the pain is worse, and he owes it to the crew to be at his best. It comes to a point that if a captain is being objective, they have to put the crews best interests first. The crew is his primary responsibility. When you step on board, you check your ego at the dock. He tells Rachel, it’s the most humbling experience of his life. Ross tells Captain Lee that they’re ready to go, and they head for Rodney Bay. Ross tells the deckhands to lower the fenders. Camille, who seems to be benched for now, yawns, and says she’s hungry. Breakfast is served, and in Captain Lee’s interview, he says, the bow us the lightest part of the boat, and the wind has a tendency to catch the bow, and blow it off the dock. It’s extremely important to get the bowline tied as soon as they can. If you don’t have you’re A-game, don’t even show up to the ballpark. A new sports metaphor! Ben tells Kate that she’s got the wrong line, and Captain Lee says, it’s a sh*t sandwich. The dock guy helps them, and they run around trying to fix it. Kate’s line snaps, and the captain says, son of a bitch.  

Captain Lee asks, what is the goddam problem? and in his interview, he says, that’s the first line that should be tied. The only thing that could cause it to pop off is if it’s not right in the first place. He can only hold on for so long before the wind wins out. Ross tells Camille to pitch in with the lines, and the captain says, they have to lock it in quick and hard to get it right. That’s what she said. Ross, Camille, and Ben get the line locked, and the captain says, it wasn’t pretty, but it sure as hell was effective. The crew changes into their whites, and the guests pack. Ross pops in to see the captain, and asks how he’s doing. Captain Lee says, he’s doing okay. He’s applying heat to the designated area. In Ross’s interview, he says he can tell the captain is in a lot of pain. He’s got a lot of respect for Captain Lee, and if the captain says he’s good to go, he’ll believe it until the captain says he’s not. Captain Lee says he keeps waiting for a break somewhere, but it hasn’t happened yet.

The crew assembles on the aft deck, where there are hugs and goodbyes from the guests. Michelle says, it was the trip of a lifetime after the last two years they’ve had. She tears up, and says, it was everything. Captain Lee says, it was their pleasure, and Michelle says, it was the best best service. There wasn’t one negative thing the entire time. The captain says, they earned it, and she says she loves them all. She asks if she can offer them a tip, and the captain says, absolutely. She says, in pink, presenting him with a fanny-pack that says ER Queens in rhinestones on the front. She put it on him, gives him a hug, and says, you’re the best. The guests leave, and the captain says he wishes they could keep them, but they can’t, so get their asses to work. Kate says, she thinks she’s smart, but when it comes to snapping these effing things, she’s a dumbass, and Ben says, everyone is smart in different ways.

Captain Lee calls the crew to the Sky Lounge for the tip meeting, and tells them, he sees the progress they’ve made and appreciates it. 23 large; $1769 each; they earned it. In Hayley’s interview, she says, they’ve been working they’re asses off; they did earn it. The captain asks if anyone has noticed anything they’d like to bring up, and Camille says she’s trying to figure out her deck/stew positions. Fraser suggests they have a chat, and Captain Lee tells the crew to bust their asses until 5:30, then relax, have fun, and enjoy themselves. In Fraser’s interview, he says he thought he was angry before, but now he really knows what anger feels like. He asks Camille to meet with him and Ross for a chat, and tells her to come to them before involving the captain. He wants nothing more than a successful season. Camille says she has two bosses, and Ross says, if she’s unsure, ask him if he needs her or should she go inside. She says, it’s a communication thing, and Ross says, communication is key in the end. In Ross’s interview, he says, having Camille on deck is like having an attractive Labrador. It’s great for morale, but not particularly useful to him. The boat is cleaned up, and Captain Lee makes a call. He tells another captain that he seems to have found himself in a wee bit of a bind. Ross radios the captain, and asks to meet. Captain Lee tells him to come to the bridge. When Ross arrives, the captain asks, what piece of the sh*t sandwich does Ross have for him? Ross says, it makes sense for him to give Ben a title, and the captain says, if he’d like to make Ben lead deckhand, he doesn’t have an issue with it. Ross says, he’ll do that, and the crew gets dressed to go out Hayley says Fraser has a bit of a glow, and he says he’s sweating. Camille says she’s going to get so f***ed up tonight, it’s not funny. Well, it is going to be funny. They take taxis to a restaurant/ beach bar. Hayley asks Katie if she likes Ross, and tells her that Alissa’s been flirting with him. Hayley says, two on one; whoever he vibes with is the answer. They order food, and Ross, Alissa, Camille, and Hayley go down to the beach for a smoke. Ben says he thought Kate liked Ross, and she says, if it happens, it happens. Dinner is served, and Fraser gets lobster. Hayley says, Lord Fraser with lobster; she just has peasant fish.  Fraser asks Ross to come have a chat, and Camille kisses Ben. In her interview, she says, she’s feeling tingly in certain areas. Fraser tells Ross that the captain isn’t in tip-top condition, but Ross says, he’s a strong man. Fraser says, mentally, but that can only keep him in the cabin and the bridge. He needs to be everywhere, and Fraser is worried. They leave for a club, Kate saying, they’re going to shake their asses. Hayley says she’s going be rotten tomorrow morning. In the taxi, Ben and Camille continue to make out, and Alissa says she picked the wrong f***ing car.

They get to the club, and immediately start dancing. Alissa says she wants to flirt, but doesn’t want to step on anyone’s toes. In Ben’s interview, he says he used to go to dance classes. He’d always wanted to be in Thunder from Down Under. Alissa acts like she doesn’t want to get in between Ross and Kate, but Kate tells Ross that she’s not going to hold him back if he wants to go after Alissa. In Kate’s interview, she says, Alissa doesn’t care who gets in her way. Kate likes Ross, yet can’t say he’s hers, but it’s a respect thing. They go back to the boat, and Hayley trips going up the plank. As they change for the jacuzzi, Alissa tells Kate that Ross claims he’s not with anybody. Ross pretends like he’s just checking out their cabin, but no doubt he’s checking out Alissa who announces her bra is unsnapped. They all go to the jacuzzi, and Ross asks Kate if they’re going to be that weird, respectful couple for nine weeks, and she says, he told Alissa they were nothing. He jumps in the hot tub, and Alissa jumps on him. Katie says she doesn’t give a sh*t. She’s going to bed. Hayley tells Fraser that Kate is upset, and Fraser says, Ross is clearly putting his penis in other things. Ross and Alissa make out, and Ross says he’s just doing his job. Ross goes inside, and asks Kate for a beer. She tells him to get it himself. Hayley points out that Ross was just kissing Alissa, and Kate calls him a dirty bastard. He starts drinking her drink, and she takes it out of his hand, saying, that’s f***ed up. In Kate’s interview, she says, Ross was with Alissa when he could be with her; that’s super f***ed up. She’s not rolling with that. Flirting with her then kissing someone else makes her look dumb.

Hayley tells Ross that if he wants to kiss someone, he has to say he’s a free agent, and he’ll kiss who he wants. Kate cries in the bathroom, and Alissa says, Kate got upset because she has too many feelings. Camille and Kate commiserate on how fake Alissa is, when Ross asks if he can come in. Kate says he’s on her sh*t list, and Camille says she didn’t know he was such a player. She doesn’t like his vibe toward her gal pal. In Camille’s interview, she looks up synonyms for man-whore, and reads, whoremonger, man ho, playboy, cad, himbo. Ross is a himbo.  She climbs into Ben’s bunk.

In the morning, Hayley wonders why she’s always naked, and Camille calls Ben a cuddle butt. Fraser complains that he hasn’t had sex in two years. The other crew members are always straight. Fraser asks Ross how many women he’s had sex with, but Ross says he doesn’t know. Fraser says, 400? and Ross makes a gesture that it’s higher. 500?… 1000? Ross says, somewhere around that, and in his interview, he says he was involved with a polyamorous group in Bali. It was all partying and sex. He tells Fraser that he’s not a fan of dry spells, and Fraser says he thinks Ross has a problem. Ross says, it affects his finances heavily, and Fraser says, it’s going to affect his mental health. In Fraser’s interview, he says, interesting and concerning information, but not welcome. He did see more of who Ross is, and where his drive lies, and it ain’t here. He points to his head. He tells Ross that he’s got a bad problem, but he’s not getting involved. Last minute touches are done to the boat, and the captain radios the crew to meet in the Sky Lounge in ten.

Captain Lee hobbles in, and says, they heard him coming, right? He sits down, and says, as they know, he’s been struggling with mobility and… it’s been hard. He let them down and he apologizes for that. He’s made a decision leave the boat. Rachel looks like she’s going to cry.

There was no preview. Rumor has it, Captain Sandy will be filling in for a bit.

🎪 Rocking the Casbah…

Stop in tomorrow for soap and teatime. Until then, stay safe, stay living in the present, and stay following your heart, but relying on your head too.

December 6, 2022 – Cyrus Has a Gift For Trina, Return Possible, Revelation, About That Diamond, News On Deck, Pets (!) & Heart

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Curtis knocks on Jordan’s office door, and she asks what she can do for him. He says, she can check the joyfully accept box, handing her an envelope. He came to invite her to their wedding.

At the hospital, Portia hugs Stella, and asks how her follow-up went. Stella says, just like all the others. She doesn’t understand why she needs to be poked and prodded every few months. Can’t they see she’s her old self again? Portia asks who she’s calling old, when Marshall joins them, telling Stella that she left her purse in the exam room. Stella snatches her purse from him, saying, she didn’t leave it. She was just giving him something to do. Portia says, just the man she wanted to talk to. Has he given any more thought to what they discussed on Thanksgiving? Stella asks what she missed, and Marshall says, nothing. He tries to leave, but Stella grabs his arm, and says she’s not going anywhere. Somebody better start talking now. Portia says she suggested Marshall might want to get some genetic counseling.

Trina walks with Ava through the Christmas bizarre in Rice Plaza, and thanks Ava for talking Curtis into letting her ditch house arrest. Ava says, Trina’s not under house arrest, but Trina says, it sure feels that way sometimes. Ava says, Curtis just wants to keep her safe; they all do. But it’s broad daylight in a public place, she has a gun in her purse. She has a permit and knows how to use it. Enough about security though. Let’s get into the holiday spirit. They look at a table with Christmas decorations, and Trina asks how many gifts Ava has gotten for Avery. Ava says, probably too many, but she loves spoiling her little girl. This is nice, isn’t it? Spending time together? Trina says she misses seeing Ava every day at the gallery, but Ava says, not any more than she misses seeing Trina. She sees Rory, and tells Trina that she has some competition. Someone else who covets Trina’s time and attention.

Cyrus finds Spencer reading a book in the library, and says, you woudn’t know it, but outside these walls, it’s Christmastime with all the magic and merriment it entails. Spencer tells him, if he says so, and Cyrus says, it’s not lost on him that Spencer’s been keeping his distance ever since his great uncle’s visit. Spencer says, how perceptive. Would he like a prize? Cyrus says, what he’d like is some common sense on Spencer’s part. Tell him that he’s realized which side of his family he can trust.

Victor checks out some Christmas things at Rice Plaza, while Ashby does the same nearby. She says, happy holidays, and he asks if she has something for him. She says, her intel informs her that Holly Sutton has a long recovery, and he says, and the necklace? She says, the authorities still believe it was destroyed in the fire, and he says, unacceptable, squishing the ornament in his hand. You break it, you buy it, Victor.

Heather goes into the rec room at Spring Ridge, and says she thought the guard told her that she had a visitor. Jeff comes in, and says, hello, Heather. Long time, no see.

Alexis sees Finn at the Plaza, and he says, yay or nay for Violet’s stocking? showing her a package of ornaments. She says, yay. Look at him, all Christmassy. He used to be all bah humbuggy. He tells her, Violet changed everything… for the better. She says, that’s what kids do, and significant others do. He holds up an ornament, and says, too blingy? She says, he’s too blingy. Is this his way of avoiding her advice that he should talk to Elizabeth?

Nikolas thanks Elizabeth for coming so quickly, and unlocks Esme’s room. She asks if Esme is faking again, and he says he doesn’t think so, but Elizabeth is the professional. Elizabeth goes over to Esme, who’s lying on the bed with her eyes closed, and asks, what’s wrong with her? Has she been given any meds? He says, just the prenatal vitamins Elizabeth brought her, and she asks if she can see them. He picks up the empty bottle, and she says, those were supposed to last a month. He asks if she’s suggesting Esme took all of them, and Elizabeth digs in her medical bag.

Jordan says, Curtis didn’t have to include her, but he says, we wanted to. They discussed it, and it just feels right having her there. She asks, why? and he says, because she’s important to him, and she’s TJ’s mother. TJ is like family, which makes her like family, and she knows he throws a mean party. She says, he always has, and he says, hopefully, she’ll have caught The Hook killer by then, and everyone in Port Charles can breathe easy. She says, he sounds confident, and he says, after that recent article in The Invader, it’s only a matter of time now, right? She says, not necessarily. Alexis and her paper might have hurt their investigation, not helped it.

Nikolas says, you can overdose on vitamins? and Elizabeth says, you can overdose on pretty much anything. They need to pump her stomach immediately. Esme pops up, and asks if Elizabeth is insane. She jumps out of bed, and Elizabeth says, this little routine of hers is getting pretty old. She should try some new material. Nikolas asks if Esme believed they’d fall for another fake out, and Esme says, but he did. He even called his Florence Nightingale here. She starts stuffing her face with the meal he’s brought up, and he says, excuse him for caring about his child. Esme says, our child, and was Elizabeth seriously going to pump her stomach to force her to come clean? Elizabeth says, if she had to, but she knew it wouldn’t get that far, and Esme says, Elizabeth is sick. Elizabeth says, look who’s talking, and Nikolas says, so Esme didn’t take all of those pills? Talking with her mouth full, Esme says, she took one, and threw the rest away, and Elizabeth says, Esme actually took a prenatal vitamin? Esme says, Elizabeth told her it was good for the development or whatever, and Elizabeth says, don’t look now, but Nikolas might not be the only one who cares about this baby.

Spencer says he appreciates all the help Cyrus has given him, but he’s out of line suggesting his Uncle Victor tried to kill his grandmother. That’s just… no. Cyrus says, Spencer would be wise not to put his faith in his great uncle, and Spencer says, so he should put his faith in Cyrus instead? but Cyrus says he was referring to a higher power. And you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. Spencer says, doing his time in here will set him free, not the truth. And by the way, for a guy who quotes Scripture, Cyrus is quick to sit in judgement of his uncle. Cyrus says, believe him, he didn’t accuse Victor of anything new, but Spencer says, that doesn’t make him guilty. Cyrus says, it doesn’t make him innocent either, and Spencer says, that’s for a jury to decide, just like they did with Cyrus. By the way, there’s a glaring difference between Cyrus and his Uncle Victor. Victor is on the outside, while Cyrus is stuck in here. Cyrus says, my dear Spencer, the difference is, I am a sinner seeking redemption, while your uncle wouldn’t know the meaning of the word.

Ashby says, Victor is brimming with holiday cheer, and he says, the necklace may be a dead end, but his plans are still very much alive. She asks if he has another angle, and he says, always. She asks if he cares to fill her in, and he says, in due time. Her job is to keep Laura distracted, and his family intact. Did she pull the necessary strings? She says she’s working on it, and he says, work harder.

Ava says she’ll leave Rory and Trina to catch up, but Trina says, Ava doesn’t have to go. Ava says she saw an ornament that caught her eye. She wants to snap it up before someone else does. She says, it’s nice to see Rory, he says, her too, and she leaves. Rory gives Trina a quick kiss, and asks if she’s free for dinner tonight. Cops know the best places to eat. It’s a documented fact. He wants to take her someplace special for their anniversary. Three months ago today, they became official.

Ava glances over, and smiles. She sees Victor next to her, and he says, it’s true what they say; love is wasted on the young. Woudn’t she agree?

Spencer says his history isn’t exactly spotless, and Cyrus says, no one’s is. Spencer says, but people can change, right? That’s what redemption’s about. Cyrus says, before redemption comes repentance. Is Victor prone to asking for forgiveness? They both laugh, and Cyrus says he didn’t think so. And then, there’s us. Putting in the work, trying to make amends for our mistakes. That’s a bond even stronger than blood. But they have both, and he truly hopes that bond continues when Spencer is released. And when that day comes – he reaches in his pocket – there’s something he wants Spencer to take with him. Consider it an early Christmas present. He slides a small white box across the table to Spencer.

Ava tells Victor that she disagrees. True love is a gift, no matter when you find it. No matter how hard certain people try to take it from you. He’s never experienced a love like that, has he? He picks up a pair of goofy glasses from the table and looks through them, saying, hope springs eternal. And when she’s free from that dysfunctional marriage to his nephew, who knows? Maybe there will be hope for them.

Jordan holds a bunch of letters, and tells Curtis, each of these claims to have been written by the killer. So now she’s wasting valuable time and manpower chasing every one, even though they basically know they’re all bogus. He says he gets the frustration, although he believes when Alexis printed that letter, she only had good intentions. Jordan says, she interfered with a confidential investigation. Yes, they have a theory that points toward Esme Prince, but if Alexis takes it upon herself to decide what to leak and when, that just makes it harder for them. Curtis says, a theory. A legitimate one with actual evidence? Jordan says nothing and goes back to her desk, and he says, his soon-to-be stepdaughter’s life may be at risk here. if she has a way to end this nightmare, he needs to know about it.

Alexis asks why Finn is avoiding her question, and he says, they already discussed this. She says she wants to discuss it again, so let’s rehash. The last time they talked, he was upset about his late wife cheating on him. He says, and that’s pretty much the end of the story, but she says, is it? He says, look around. This isn’t really the time or place for this. She asks what he’s afraid of, and he says, who’s afraid? She asks if there’s another reason he’s not talking to Elizabeth, and he says, off the record? She tells him, everything they say is off the record, and he says, the man that Reiko slept with was Elizabeth’s father.

Heather asks if Jeff flew all this way to see her, and he says he won’t lie to her. She says, really? Why turn over a new leaf at this late date? He says he’s definitely not interested in dredging up the past, and she says, a past that includes their son, Stephen Lars. Or is he still more invested in saving the world than in his own family? He says he woudn’t be here if he wasn’t invested in his family, and she says, he thinks of her as family? He says, never. He came to tell her to stay the hell away from his.

Esme tells Elizabeth, of course (🍷) she cares about the baby. It’s the only thing stopping this maniac from killing her. Nikolas tells Elizabeth not to listen to her, and Esme says, remember what she told Elizabeth when she first came here? Elizabeth says, that Nikolas tried to kill her? She didn’t believe it then, and still doesn’t. Continuing to shovel in food, Esme asks why she’s make that up, and Nikolas says, because she’s a desperate criminal who’s willing to say or do anything to continue her reign of terror, but Esme says, for the last time, she is not The Hook. She looks at Elizabeth, and says, Elizabeth is starting to wonder. Why wouldn’t she? She’s curious to see what her friend is capable of. Go on. Ask him. Ask Nikolas what happened on the parapet that night. She, for one, can’t wait to hear the answer. Nikolas says, no one has any interest in her lies, and Esme says, but they’re not lies. She tells Elizabeth, think about it. How did she manage to disappear; just vanish into thin air. She looks at Nikolas and says, but it wasn’t exactly her choice, was it? Thanks to him and Ava… He says, leave Ava out of this, and Esme says, so protective. Elizabeth asks what Ava has to do with anything, and Nikolas says, she doesn’t, and Esme says, who’s the liar now? as she munches a piece of toast.

Finn  tells Alexis, it was a lifetime ago. They were in Doctors Without Borders, and assigned to different islands in the South Pacific. He guesses Reiko got lonely and Jeff Webber was there. She says, got it. She’s sure it was very disappointing, and she’s not trying to minimize it, but like he said, it was a lifetime ago, so doesn’t he think he should have gotten past that by now? He says, there’s more to it than just the affair, but it’s not his story to tell, and she says, so it’s Elizabeth’s story. He says, it’s new to her, and she’s understandably having trouble processing her feelings, and Alexis says, she probably has lots of feelings. He says, confusion, pain, anger… She says, but not at him, and he says, mostly at the situation, but they haven’t connected in weeks, and at some point, he stopped trying. She asks why he would do that, and he says, what if there’s no point? She asks if he loves Elizabeth, and he nods. She says, that’s the point. If he stays in his corner, and she stays in her corner, it will just drive them further apart.

Heather says, here she thought Jeff missed her, but he tells her, knock it off. And don’t pretend she didn’t try to contact his family. Making a beeline for his grandson when she had her big chance to escape. She says, he works at Kelly’s, home of the famous BLT. They don’t write that on the menu, but they should; it’s to die for. He says, stay away from Cameron, and she asks where this newfound concern is coming from. Last she checked, he didn’t give a damn about his grandsons, or their mother. He says, she doesn’t know what she’s talking about, and she asks if he was there when Elizabeth married her Franco. Was he there when for her when he died? No. He loves the idea of being a family man, but when it comes to stepping up and doing the right thing, he cuts and runs. They see Ryan being wheeled in, and he says, is that… She says, the one and only.

Jordan says, Curtis knows she can’t share privileged in formation, and he says, even if it could bring a murderous criminal to justice? Trina is exhausted. She’s constantly looking over her shoulder. It’s just too much for her, and he’s not even going to touch on what it’s been like for Portia. She says, and him? and he says, it’s true Trina’s not his biologically, but to him it feels like she is. Does that make any sense? She says, it does, and he says, then help him protect his family, but she says she can’t.

Portia says, so much has changed since Marshall was diagnosed with schizophrenia. She just doesn’t see the harm in getting some current genetic testing done. Stella asks if she’s implying Marshall’s diagnosis is wrong, and Portia says she’s sure the doctors drew on the best knowledge they had at the time, but there could be other factors that are involved. Stella asks, what kind of factors? and Marshall says he’s standing right here. Stella tells him, and not saying a damn thing, and he says, as if he could get a word in edgewise. He doesn’t need reevaluation; he knows what’s wrong with him. He spent his life ensuring it wouldn’t harm his family. Portia says she understands, but… He says, no buts. He’s at peace with his condition. Can she please drop this?

Ava tells Victor, her marriage to Nikolas, as complicated as it may be, hasn’t ended yet, despite his best efforts. They know that Esme is alive, and the prime suspect in The Hook attacks, which makes Nikolas’s bogus confession useless. So what will Victor hold over his nephew’s head now? Victor says, perhaps they should put their heads together, and come up with a plan, but she says she’ll pass. He says, besides, something tells him that he won’t need to coerce Nikolas into a divorce. He gets the distinct impression Nikolas is more than ready to move on.

Esme tells Nikolas, don’t be shy. Tell Elizabeth how he and Ava thought they were rid of her forever, until he discovered she was carrying the heir to the throne. Elizabeth asks what she’s talking about, and Nikolas pulls her aside, and tells her that he’ll explain everything, but right now Esme needs more of those vitamins. Can she go back to GH and get some? She says, he’s trying to get rid of her, but he says he’s just thinking of what’s best for the baby. And right now he’s seeing an opening of Esme actually showing maternal instinct. He wants to jump on it before it closes. Elizabeth says, this conversation is not finished, and he says he’s well aware. Elizabeth leaves, and Nikolas tells Esme, that was a mistake.

Ava tells Victor, that was an excellent attempt to poison the well, but she doesn’t do jealous, and he says he imagines a woman like her wouldn’t have to. But don’t forget Nikolas is a human being with needs and desires of his own. Until next time. She says, bated breath, and he leaves. As he passes Ashby, she says, the favor she called in has been handled, and he keeps walking.

Trina tells Rory that she totally forgot; it has been three months. He came into her life at the craziest time. She can’t believe he hasn’t run for the hills. He says he might have been a rookie, but he knew she’d been framed, and she thanks him for always believing in her. He says, always. He’s got to get back to the station. He’ll see her tonight. He’ll text her the details. He leaves, and Ava joins her. She says, about that young man of Trina’s… Trina says she knows Rory’s not an art lover, and he hasn’t seen the world, or studied abroad… Ava says, who cares? She envies Trina.

Spencer says he doesn’t feel comfortable accepting gifts from Cyrus, but Cyrus says, he misunderstands The gift is for Spencer’s friend Trina. He opens the box, showing Spencer two silver doves, and says, he thought twelve drummers drumming would be overkill. This is more appropriate. Spencer keeps one for himself, and Trina takes one as a token of Spencer’s affection. Spencer says, Trina would love these, but he can’t give them to her, and Cyrus says, of course (🍷) he can. Spencer says, Cyrus doesn’t get it. Trina finally has her life back; the life she deserves. Cyrus says, a life without Spencer, and Spencer says, all he brought Trina was pain and heartache, so the best gift he can give her is to stay as far away from her as possible.

Curtis says, here we go again. This is the exact damn reason he and Jordan got a divorce in the first place; she insists on keeping secrets from him. She says, that’s not fair. They’re talking about a police investigation. He was a cop. He knows how this works. He says, he also knows how willing she is to break the rules and cross the lines, but clearly only when it suits her. She tells him, listen to her. She’s just as anxious to protect Trina and everyone in her world as he is. He says, if she means that, then throw him a bone, but she says she’s sorry. He says, so is he.

Finn says, it’s not just the past that’s an issue, and Alexis says, what else? He says he read the account in The Invader about Esme attacking Elizabeth on the pier. It didn’t mention what she was doing there. Alexis says she doesn’t know; they weren’t given that information. He says, off the record again, she was going to visit Nikolas Cassadine. It’s not a jealousy thing; he just doesn’t trust Nikolas after what he did to Hayden. He wanted to kill Nikolas, but if Elizabeth wants to be friends with him, it’s her choice. But he has to admit it bothers him that instead of coming to him, she went to Nikolas. Alexis makes a face, and he says, what? She says, now they know why Elizabeth was on the pier, but why was Esme on the pier? Was she targeting Elizabeth, or was Elizabeth just in the wrong place at the wrong time? He says, any more questions? and she says, yeah. Where’s Esme now?

Esme says, Nikolas doesn’t scare her; he can’t. Not with this little bundle of joy as her insurance policy. She cradles her bump, and he says, for now. But once that baby is born… She says, spare her the threats. She’s already planted the seed with Elizabeth. He says, Elizabeth is loyal to him, and she says, we’ll see. Her bet is that Elizabeth is too dedicated of a nurse to let him get away with attempted murder. And when things start to unravel, and the police get involved, Nikolas is going down, and taking Ava with him. Maybe even Nurse Nightingale too. He asks what she wants, and she says she thought he’d never ask. It’ll be Christmas soon, and she’s missing out on all of it. The music, the decorations, magic. She can’t even see out the window, and it’s not very festive in here. He says he’ll bring her some candy canes, but she says, no. She wants a tree, with lights and ornaments; the whole deal. He says he’ll have Demetrius bring her a fake one, pre-decorated, but she says, no. She wants a live tree, and wants to pick it out herself. He says, not a chance, and she says, why not? He wonders if that’s an actual question, and she says, it’s not like she can make a run for it anymore. Please? He says, no, and she says, this is really important to her. He says he almost believes she meant that, and she says, her childhood was lonely. She was adopted, but not parented. Her nanny was basically paid to raise her. Christmas was a non-event in her house. She did have one friend whose family had a tradition of chopping down their own tree and bringing it home to decorate. It sounded like heaven. She begged her nanny to do the same thing, and she said yes, but then she slipped and fell, and wasn’t able to take her. Her nanny asked the super’s son to do it. They picked out the tree, and he even let her use the saw. They decorated it together, and it was the best afternoon of her life. She can’t tell him how much it meant to her. Those few hours actually changed her. All she’s asking is for a chance to feel that way again. Please? He gathers up the breakfast dishes, and leaves. She says, is that a yes? and hears the door lock. I fail to see, under any circumstances, why he’d trust Esme with anything sharp.

Ryan looks at Heather, and Jeff tells her, steer clear of his family. No Christmas cards, no fruitcakes, no surprise visits like the one she gave Cameron. Are they clear? She doesn’t say anything, and he says he’ll take that as a yes. Enjoy her time here. He gets up, and she grabs his arm, saying, she knows it’s difficult being married to a shrink. They can just turn it off, can’t they? So if he’s ever in need of some holiday cheer, he knows where to find her. She runs her hand up his arm, and he says, she hasn’t changed a bit. As he walks out, and she says, they even have eggnog, and she looks at Ryan, who’s stoic.

Trina says, Ava envies her? and Ava asks if that’s so hard to believe. Trina laughs, and says, she’s Ava Jerome. She’s beautiful, powerful, and successful. She has everything. Ava says, trust her; everything is highly overrated. She’d settle for a guy like Trina has. Somebody trustworthy, dependable; a guy who tells you how he feels. Trina says, Rory is the greatest, and Ava says, uh-oh. What is this? Trina says, no, he is. He really is. So why can’t she forget about Spencer?

Cyrus asks if Spencer has heard the parable about the Prodigal Son, and Spencer says, refresh his memory. Cyrus says, he runs away from home, and squanders both his fortune and his good name. Then comes crawling back, expecting to be rejected. Spencer says, he wasn’t? and Cyrus says, he was embraced, celebrated. He was dead, and now he’s alive again. He was lost and now he’s found. Just take the gift – he puts the box in Spencer’s hand – and follow your heart. Victor walks in, and frowns.

Jordan says she wishes she could help Curtis, but he says, she doesn’t She can, and she just won’t. There’s a knock at the door, and Rory says, sorry to interrupt. She wanted a report on the security at Rice Plaza. Curtis says he was just leaving, and tells Jordan, don’t forget to RSVP. He leaves, and in the hallway, he takes out his phone.

Alexis tells Finn, it’s like a jigsaw puzzle without all the pieces. If Esme’s the killer, why didn’t she just finish Elizabeth off? He tells her, Elizabeth said she called the cops before her fall. Maybe if Esme thought the cops were on their way, it makes sense she would run. Alexis says, but to where? It’s not like she’s out hooking people in broad daylight. Wherever she is, she’s staying low to the ground. Her phone dings, and he says, Invader business? She says, yep, and he tells her, why doesn’t she deal with that. She just gave him an idea. She says she loves it when she does that, and he says, there’s another piece of the puzzle they overlooked. He thanks her, and jets.

Portia says she just wants what’s best for Marshall, and Stella suggests she abide by Marshall’s wishes, and just forget genetic counseling. Instead, in this season of miracles, focus on a few of their own. Marshall asks what miracles those would be, and Stella says, his return for starters. Her continued good health – he says, amen – Portia and Curtis’s upcoming wedding – Portia says, yes – and the blessing that Trina is safe. Marshall says, they do have a lot to be thankful for, and Stella says, let’s put our energy into that. The elevator comes, and Stella and Marshall get in, Marshall locking eyes with Portia before he does.

Spencer says he didn’t expect to see Victor today, and Victor hopes it’s a pleasant surprise. Cyrus says he’ll leave them to their visit, but Victor says, do stay. He has some news about his great nephew’s future.

Ava tells Trina, Spencer’s release is weeks away; a lot can change before then. Want to know what she thinks? Trina says, please, and Ava says, there’s something she wishes she’d learned long ago, long before she met Nikolas Cassadine. Complicated men create chaos. Maybe it’s best if they avoid them altogether.

Rory says, all that’s left is for Jordan to sign off on the plans for Christmas Eve. She seems engrossed in a folder, and he says, Commissioner? She says, sorry. Of course (🍷). Leave the report, and she’ll look it over. He leaves, and she picks up the invitation. She opens the RSVP, and writes on it. We see she regretfully declines.

Alexis joins Curtis at the PC Grill, and he thanks her for meeting him. He asks if he can get her something, and she says, a club soda, but there’s no hurry. Why did he want to meet her? He says he’s trying to catch a killer, and she says, that makes two of them. He says he just left Jordan at the PCPD, and it’s clear they know more about those attacks than they’re admitting. Maybe much more. She asks how they find out what that is.

Elizabeth walks into the hospital, and sees Jeff. He walks toward her, then stops. They stare at each other.

As she’s walking out, Heather asks if Ryan enjoyed the show. If he could speak, she imagines they’d have a lot to discuss. She leaves with the guard, and Ryan clenches his fist.  

Ryan puts his hand on Esme’s shoulder, and says, a winter stroll to pick out a Christmas tree? What’s she planning? She says, don’t worry, daddy. I know exactly what I’m doing. She removes his hand, and she’s alone.

Nikolas puts down the empty vitamin bottle, when there’s a knock at the door. He opens it, and Finn is there.

Tomorrow, Felicia tells Robert that she thinks there’s one way to narrow it down; Sam thinks something is a great idea; Victor asks if Cyrus is threatening him; and Finn asks Nikolas, where’s Esme Prince?

🗝 Open Door…

The future for Holly in Port Charles.

🌲 Ned the Cad…

I didn’t know this.

💎 For Your Information…

It was over a year ago when some of the characters were complaining about how cold it was in July. I thought it must be the Ice Princess then, but they never got back to that. Although, I’m still waiting to hear what that teapot was all about in the painting Helena left Nikolas, and that was like a decade ago.

All About That Deck…

This is actually a good idea. As long as he comes back.

Well, Austen is a narcissistic t**t. I don’t know if he’s the biggest one on Bravo though. That’s a long list to choose from.

Apparently, this began with two narcissistic t**ts.

🐕 Keeping It Cute…

And to get the bad taste of Bravolebrities out of our mouths.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/g41829957/celebs-with-pets/

🍪 Let the Cookies Commence…

Join me tomorrow for much of the same, and as always, a musical break. Until then, stay safe, stay being part of the solution, and stay keeping in mind that having everything is highly overrated.

December 5, 2022 – Sonny Asks If Dex Is Up For More Responsibility, Doctors But No Truffles On Deck & Tale

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Dex says he’s trying to do the right thing here, and Josslyn tells him, try being honest instead. He says, she wants honest? and kisses her, when Sonny knocks at the door. Josslyn asks what Sonny is doing here, and Dex tells her to pretend no one’s home. Sonny says he knows Dex is in there; open up. Josslyn asks, what’s Plan B?

Robert is looking at photo of him and Holly, when Olivia comes to his office. She asks if it’s a bad time, but he says he’s not sure what a good time is anymore. She says she’s so sorry about what happened with Holly, and he says he visited the doctor. He says she has a long road ahead of her, but he says she’ll pull through. Olivia says, thank God, but she was actually talking about what went down between the two of them.

At the MetroCourt with Mac and Felicia, Laura asks if Robert’s changed his mind and is going to join them, but Mac says, Robert hasn’t answered his texts. Felicia thinks he needs some time, but Mac says he knows his brother. He’s brooding. Sitting around worrying and waiting to hear about Holly’s injuries. It’s not good for him. Felicia tells Laura, says the other stubborn brother, when Valentin approaches the table, and asks if there’s any news on Holly. Laura says, word has it, she’s holding her own, and Valentin says, good. Hopefully, that continues, and she makes a full and speedy recovery. Felicia says, they appreciate the well-wishes, but Mac gets up and says, whatever happened to Holly has Valentin’s family’s fingerprints all over it. Everyone knows where the Ice Princess is involved, the Cassadines aren’t far behind.

Cody comes out of the hospital elevator, when his phone dings. He looks at a text from Mac: At the MetroCourt. Can we meet? Important. Britt sees Austin at the reception desk, and says, he’s not on the schedule New Year’s Eve; does he have plans? He says, not yet. He and Maxie will probably make reservations somewhere. Why? She sings, I’m throwin’ a birthday party, and Cody hears, and says, sounds like fun. Is he invited?

Michael says he knows Willow wanted to keep it private, but the secrecy is working against her; against them. She says she’s just not ready for people to know about her diagnosis. It’ll change the way people treat her, and she’s afraid Wiley will pick up on it. He says, Wiley is going to pick up on it eventually anyway, but she says she needs to do this in her own time, on her own terms. He says he wants to support her in this, but it’s impossible.

In the home of the beloved moss bowl🎍, Carly says she thought Drew was hitting dead ends in looking for members of the commune where Harmony had Willow. He says, one of his contacts was doing a story about a firefighter in Clairborne County, and found out the subject was a member of the Peace and Love Commune. He realizes there’s no guarantee in getting them to talk, but he likes his odds. She asks, why? and he says, because the firefighter agreed to fly here and meet with him. They’re checking into the MetroCourt tonight.

Britt says she’s sure Cody will be much to busy to attend her birthday celebration; grifting women with shiny inheritances takes time. He says, au contraire. His charm offensive only take half an evening at most. Unless he heiress is as closed off and secretive as she is. She asks Austin not to leave, telling him that Cody was just leaving, and tells Cody that she’ll thank him not to barge into her birthday celebration the way he just barged into her private conversation. Cody says he knows he hasn’t behaved well, and gets why she’s angry with him, but she says, anger implies investment. They went out a few times; they shared a couple of laughs. He says, it was more than that, and she knows it, but she says, what she knows is, there’s no future here. He’s a gambler. He knows how to cut his losses. He says, what if he doesn’t want to? and she says, we don’t always get what we want, do we? He didn’t get Taub’s necklace, so he should know better than anyone.

Mac says, where there’s trouble, there’s Victor, and Valentin asks if Mac has evidence his father is behind Holly stealing the necklace and absconding with it. Mac says he can’t connect Victor directly, but Victor’s been all over town, pulling strings, causing people to make desperate decisions, of which he’s sure Valentin is aware. He doesn’t want to hear Valentin defending his father, considering how he framed Anna for what happened to Lucy. Valentin says he and Anna are very close, and Lucy is his business partner. If Mac has evidence, he’d very much like to hear it. Felicia says, Anna is their good friend too, just as Lucy is their friend, and Mac says he’s trying to remain optimistic about Lucy, but there’s still no sign she survived. Felicia says, they’re still trying to work things out, and Valentin says he’s not trying to defend anybody. Mac would be wise not to assume where his loyalties lie. Mac says, he would be wise, would he? Let him give Valentin a piece of advice. If it takes the rest of his life, Valentin’s father is going down. Just take care not to be too close when it happens. Mac storms off toward the bar.

Olivia says, the last thing she expected to find was Robert staring at pictures of the woman who double-crossed him, and he says, however wrong Holly was, it can’t erase the memories they have together. He wishes he could. She says she knows how very much Holly mattered to him. She just wishes his feelings would have mattered a little more to Holly. He says, Olivia is going to think he’s making excuses for Holly, but in many ways, she got a raw deal. Holly had some hard choices to make. She says, even if he is making excuses for Holly, she’d say that’s very generous. She’s not sure Holly deserves that kind of generosity. He says, despite everything that happened, Holly didn’t deserve what happened, and she says, of course (🍷). Is he going to visit her during treatment? He says he can’t, and she says she hears him; his generosity can only extend so far. He says, it’s not that. He doesn’t think it will give them the closure they need. He’s not sure that closure exists. She says she’s not sure a therapist would agree, and he says, that’s why he doesn’t have one. Maybe he and Holly were never destined to work out. Every time they get close, it goes up in smoke, and this time it took the Ice Princess with it. Olivia says, that’s why Holly stole that necklace; it was part of the Ice Princess. He says, might be. He wanted his people to look at it, and confirm that one way or the other. She says, he must be on such bad terms with the WSB, and he says, they’re not happy, but he can handle it. She says, he’s the DA, and he’s working with the WSB. Holly had to have known how much it would cost him. There has to be more to this than greed. With all he and Holly have been through together, there had to be a bigger reason for Holly to betray him.

Carly says, Drew is amazing. Getting that guy to fly all the way here to talk. He says, a woman actually; Clairborne County’s first female firefighter. That’s why his guy was doing the story on her. Carly says, that’s impressive. What makes him think she has anything to offer? He says he’s not sure what she knows, but Denise and Harmony were friends for a while back then, and he’s hoping Denise can either confirm or deny Harmony’s story of how she came to have Willow. Carly says she sees, and he says, she has doubts. She says, no. She just thinks he’s putting a lot of expense and effort into finding Willow’s birth parents, and hopes he’s not disappointed if it doesn’t pan out. He says he knows the possible pitfalls, but he’s still got to try. He should call Willow… but she tells him that he doesn’t want to do that.

Michael says, look what happened when Willow was arguing with Nina. If Nina had known… Willow says she doesn’t want Nina pitying her, and Michael says he understands. She says, the best thing for her health is staying as far away from Nina as possible, and Michael says he feels the same way about Sonny, but Willow says, there’s no comparison.

Dex opens the door, Josslyn having disappeared, and Sonny asks, what took him so long? Dex says he was in the middle of something, and Sonny says he has to talk to Dex about a business opportunity. Dex asks if he should meet Sonny in his office, and Sonny asks, what’s going on? Dex says, if it’s a business conversation, they should have it where Sonny does business, and Sonny asks why Dex wants him out of here. Is he hiding something? Josslyn listens from the hallway.

Valentin sits down, and says he’s sorry if he upset Mac, but Felicia says, he just needs a minute to cool down. He’s been running himself ragged with Lucy’s disappearance, and Anna being framed and on the run. Now this thing with Holly. It’s very personal to him. Valentin says he can understand Mac’s hostility toward his father. Did he have anything to do with what happened to Holly? Laura says, Robert believes Holly was passing information to Victor, and she suspects it has something to do with Ethan because no one’s been able to reach him. Valentin asks if Ethan is Holly’s son, and Laura says, yes. He asks if they think something happened to him, and Laura says, they don’t know. All they know is that he’s done a disappearing act. Valentin says he might be able to help. He still has some associates at the Bureau. He’ll make a call. Felicia says, oh no. He can’t.

As they walk into Britt’s office, Austin asks, what just happened with Britt and Cody? but Britt says she’d rather talk about her birthday. What does he think about renting the Haunted Star? He says, if she wants to go all-out, and she says she’s never had a birthday party in her life, but he says, she’s exaggerating. She says, no, and he says, even the unpopular kids got a cupcake. She says she had an untraditional upbringing, and thinks it’s high time she throw the fiesta to end all fiestas. He asks if there’s any particular reason she wants to do that this year, and she asks if this is him treading lightly, but he says, apparently not. She says, they both know there’s no telling how many birthdays she has ahead of her, so she might as well go out with a bang.

Carly says, Willow fainted yesterday, and Drew asks if she’s all right. Carly says, she seems to be. Nina came over to pick a fight, and when Willow fought back, she collapsed. He says, Nina is relentless, and Carly agrees. She suggests they question Denise first, then see if there’s anything to report back. He says he appreciates her insights, but he thinks it’s better if he questions Denise one-on-one, so she’s more comfortable; so she doesn’t feel outnumbered. Carly says, he’ll fill her in afterward? and he says, she’ll be his second call after Willow. He doesn’t want to get Willow’s hopes up, but wants to keep her in the loop. So many people have lied to her in the past.

Willow says she knows how betrayed Michael feels by his father, and Michael says, for months Nina and Sonny have caused them nothing but grief. She says, everything that’s happened is because of Nina. That woman is fixated on causing trouble for their family, and Sonny is actively supporting her. Michael says, agreed. So what is he missing? She says, just how much his anger at Sonny is costing him.

Sonny asks where Dex laid low after he got shot, and Dex says he was on foot. There was no way he could make back here, and didn’t want to compromise Sonny, so he found a spot that was secure spot. Sonny says, on his own? and Dex doesn’t answer. Sonny says, that’s what he’s talking about. Dex is always holding things back. Dex says he promised the person who helped him that it wouldn’t come back, and Sonny says, Dex also promised he could trust him. Dex says, Sonny can, but he can’t prove that by betraying someone else. Sonny says, that’s not good enough, but Dex says, it’ll have to be. Sonny says, Dex has one last chance. Who stitched him up? Who gave Dex the means to email him? Who helped him out? Josslyn comes out, and says, it was her.

Austen says, he appreciates this living life to the fullest thing, but it’s not going to be Britt’s last birthday. She says, it might as well be. How can she sing karaoke if she’s slurring the lyrics, and barely able to stand? (I have news for her, a lot of people do, especially after a night of drinking.) He says she doesn’t know that’s going to be the case, but she says she doesn’t know it’s not. If he’s thinking she’s given up or made peace with it, she hasn’t. She’s not at peace, and mad as hell. She’s so mad that she’s renting out the Haunted Star and wearing four-inch heels. And she knows she doesn’t have enough friends to even fill her mother’s apartment bedroom, but she doesn’t give a damn; she’s going to do it anyway. She’s going to throw the biggest, baddest birthday party. And co-workers, family, and friends, and casual acquaintances can all come, as long as they look fabulous, and are prepared to party on the dance floor, which is what she’s going to do. He says, fear of death is for those who have regrets, and she says she has loads of those. She doesn’t fear death; she fears the getting to it. She knows how this is going to end. That’s why she’s choosing to live in this moment, and not think about tomorrow; she may not like tomorrow. So she’s going to dance like it’s 1999, and revel under the bright lights, and lose herself on the dance floor. He says he’s in, and she says, yay. She wants to do it with those nearest and dearest to her, and she doesn’t even care if he sings off-key. (Again, there’s a lot of that too.)

Cody meets Mac at the MetroCourt bar, and Mac says he figured Cody wasn’t coming. Cody says, Mac texted that it was important, and Mac says, it is. He gestures toward his whiskey, and asks if Cody wants one. Cody says he’s normally a beer guy, but something tells him that he’s going to need it. Mac asks the bartender for the drink, and says he’s got some news. That necklace that belonged to Leopold Taub, the one Cody was due to inherit, was stolen. Cody says, so that story in the news, the woman who left, that was his necklace, and Mac says he’s glad Cody is up on current affairs. He doesn’t have to explain what happened. Cody says, the hell he doesn’t. He can start with how he’s going to track it down. Mac says he’s afraid it’s unrecoverable, and Cody asks if Mac is just giving up, but Mac says, they know where it is, or was. It was destroyed in a fire.

Laura asks why Valentin can’t look for Ethan, and Felicia says, not everything with Holly is what it seems. Laura asks what that means, and Felicia says, the person Laura really wants to talk to is Robert. Laura says, before she forgets, Charlotte wanted her to invite Valentin for dinner. Any night this week is fine, so let her know. She really has to run. Valentin says, of course (🍷). He’ll be in touch. Laura tells them, have a nice night, and jets. Valentin asks Felicia if he’d be right to assume his contacts at the Bureau would turn up zero trace of Ethan, and she says, that’s a theory. He says, it’s a good one. Victor has taken Holly’s son hostage as well, hasn’t he?

Robert asks if it really matters why Holly did what she did at this point, and Olivia says, of course (🍷) it does. If that necklace holds the key to something bigger… Whatever Holly’s reasons, she’s paying for them now, and so is he. If he ever needs to talk… He thanks her, and says he appreciates her dropping by. She tells him, whatever happens, he’s not alone, and leaves. Robert opens a desk drawer, takes out a box, and takes out the necklace.

Carly stares off in space, and Drew asks where she went. Did something happen? Did Nina do something, or Sonny? She says she wanted to tell him that Nina saw her and Brick together, and got the wrong idea. She went running to Sonny, and told him they were having an affair; the same thing she said about TJ and Willow. She can’t stand that woman. He says, that’s why Carly told Sonny about them, and she says she’s sorry, but she heard Sonny was giving Brick a hard time and she couldn’t stand it. He says, it’s too bad Michael and Sonny are on the outs. They could have used Sonny’s resources to track down Willow’s birth parents. She says, who needs Sonny when Drew Cain is on the case? She thinks he handles things just fine. He says, does she now? and kisses her.

Josslyn says, Dex wouldn’t tell her how or why he got shot, but she figured it had something to do with Sonny, and Sonny just confirmed it. Dex says he needs to talk to Sonny. He’ll call her later. She says, fine, and tells Sonny that she doesn’t know why Dex is so loyal to him, since so far it’s gotten him shot and hung from a meat hook, but it’s Dex’s call. It’s got nothing to do with her. She starts to leave, but Sonny says, hold on. Did she come over alone? She says she did, and Sonny tells her to have Frank drive her home, but she says she doesn’t want a ride from him. She doesn’t want anything from him. She leaves, and Sonny says, out of everybody in the city, Dex goes after his stepdaughter for help? Dex says, he would never purposely put Josslyn in that position, and Sonny asks, how so? Dex says he was weak and barely thinking. He remembered the Quartermaine boathouse had supplies. She was on the grounds, he collapsed, and she found him. She took him back to her dorm room. Sonny punches the wall, and something falls to the floor. He says, big mistake.

Michael says his focus is on Willow and their baby. He’s dedicated to helping her fight this cancer. She asks, how can he be if he’s fighting his father at the same time? She’s not asking him to drop his anger for Sonny’s sake, or defending anything Sonny’s done, but the more Michael feeds into his anger, the more he’s letting Sonny win. He’s smarter than that. He says, now she’s appealing to his vanity, but she says she’s stating a fact. He knows the difference between what seems important and what truly matters, doesn’t he? He says, what truly matters is her and their children. He asks if it would be okay if he stepped out for an hour or so, and she says, sure. Is everything all right? He says he just has one last thing to take care of, and then he’s all hers. He kisses her and leaves.

Dex tells Sonny that he was out of it when Josslyn took him back to her dorm. He didn’t want to stay, but when you’re losing blood and developing an infection, options are limited. Sonny says, and not telling him? and Dex says, Joss saved his life. The least he could do was minimize her exposure. If that cost him this job, so be it, but just know, he’ll never speak of their dealings either. Sonny says he doesn’t want to talk about this; they’ll deal with it later. But this thing with Josslyn cannot become a habit. Dex says, he’s tried telling her, and Sonny says, then try harder. They’ve come to him with an offer to use his facilities for some unofficial exports. If he decides to take the offer, Dex is going to be stepping into a role with more responsibility. Is he up for that? Dex says he is, and Sonny says, he’d better be. There’s no more room for mistakes. Sonny leaves and Dex closes the door.

Josslyn walks into the kitchen where Carly and Drew are kissing, and says, don’t mind her. Carly asks if everything is okay, and Josslyn says, everything’s great. Her? Carly says, everything will be great when they don’t have to worry about getting caught kissing. Josslyn flashes back to kissing Dex, and Sonny interrupting, and says, I hear ya.

Austin says he hasn’t spoken to Maxie about New Year’s Eve, but put them down as will attend, and Britt says, excellente. Partying with her peeps; her final epic turn-up. He says, final? and asks if she’s planning on making an early exit. She asks if that isn’t her choice, and he says, what about the peeps she just said she wanted to party with? She tells him, don’t worry. Her oath to do no harm extends to herself. She’s just not into being a burden. He asks if she’s leaving Port Charles, and she says, after the party. He says, again, what about the peeps that want to be there for her? but she says, it’s not about them. It’s about how she wants to go out. She’s not pushing anyone away; she’s protecting her privacy. He asks, what just happened with Cody? but she says she doesn’t want to talk about it. He asks if she’s really done with that guy, or is she pushing everyone away because of her illness?

Cody tells Mac, so he lost another inheritance. That’s got to be some kind of record. He downs his drink, and Mac asks if he wants another; Mac is buying. Cody says, diamonds are notoriously hard to destroy. Is Mac sure there’s nothing left? There was this place he used to work where there was a wild mustang everyone said was untrainable. It was a beautiful animal, and he was smitten immediately. He took to gaining the horse’s trust, and would feed and groom him. Finally he got a saddle and harness on him; it was one of the greatest days of his life. Two minutes in the saddle, and he bucks up and tosses Cody off. He broke his wrist, and most of pride in the fall, but the horse didn’t care, It was not in his nature to be ridden. Cody didn’t know Leopold Taub, and he’s glad; he sounds like a rotten guy. But was it his nature or was it something he chose? And what about him? Are the things he does his nature, or does he just keep making the wrong choice over and over? For a second, he thought the was going to have an inheritance; something of worth that would make him worthwhile. Now he’s back to nothing. Mac says, money isn’t everything, and Cody tells him, says people who have it. Mac must think he’s shallow. Mac says he thinks it’s a shame Cody grew up without a father. He gets why Cody was invested in Taub’s money. It’s likely the only good thing he’d get out of being Taub’s son.

Robert flashes back to Holly telling him, the Ice Princess has a bad habit of destroying those who covet it, and telling him to be careful. Laura knocks at the door, and he hides the necklace. He tells her, come in, and she says she just had a very interesting chat with Felicia. It seems there’s more going on that Robert hasn’t told her about. He says, she’s right. There is, and she deserves answers. Starting with this. He takes out the necklace, and shows it to her. She’s like, whoa…

Felicia says, it’s true, Victor has Ethan, and Valentin says, of course (🍷) he does. She asks what he meant by, Victor has Ethan as well. Who else has Victor captured? He says, it’s Victor’s M.O. Ask Drew Cain or Liesl Obrecht. He had Valentin locked in his prison in Crete. But who is she thinking of? What is it she’s not telling him?

Drew says he’s got to get going, and leaves. Josslyn says, that’s going good, and Carly says, yeah, but they can’t keep it from the world forever. Josslyn says she’s going to shower, and gives Carly time alone with the moss bowl🎍.

Michael goes to Dex’s apartment, and Dex says, close call. Sonny was just here. Michael says, that won’t be a problem anymore, and hands Dex an envelope, saying, here’s what he owes Dex, plus a bonus for his excellent work. The job is over. How soon can he get packed to leave?

Austin asks if Britt is just afraid Cody won’t be able to handle her illness, and she says, they know what’s ahead of her; years of progressively painful slow decline. She doesn’t want her mother to see it. Why would she want Cody to deal with it; a guy she barely knows. Austin says, what about the people she knows well, and who know her well? They’re going to worry about her and look for her. They’re going to be hurt if they’re not by her side in all this. She says she hopes they realize she’s sparing them, but he says, she’s not sparing anybody. She’s trying to spare herself. She doesn’t want to see her reflection in their eyes; anyone other than her being her vibrant, beautiful, feisty self. She says, what if she doesn’t? Is that so wrong? Austin says, it’s not wrong, but it’s selfish.

Laura says, so that’s why Holly let her go, and Robert says, she was never at any risk. She says, it would have been nice to know that. He couldn’t let her in on any of it? He says, Holly was petrified that any leak at all would endanger her son, and Laura says, okay. She’s glad Holly didn’t betray him. He says, and she’s now free to rescue Ethan. Victor is going to lose another prisoner. She says, Victor needs to lose everything.  

Felicia says, forget she said anything, and Valentin says, Lucy is alive, isn’t she? She tells him that she never said that, but he tells her, she didn’t have to. His father prefers keeping his assets as leverage. Lucy’s body was never found. She says, a reliable source says Lucy was shot with a rubber bullet, retrieved from the harbor, and spirited away. He says, that explains the two shots. The first, a rubber bullet to push Lucy in the water; then a live round to leave a shell casing for the police. There’s no time to waste. He needs Felicia to tell him where Anna is now.

Robert tells Laura, Victor gave directives, but no explanations. They know the diamonds came from the Ice Princess. She says, and they know Victor doesn’t care about the rest of it, since he planted it on Jennifer Smith. He says, there are secrets hidden in these diamonds, and she says, they’ve got to uncover them. They’ve got to stop Victor Cassadine once and for all.

Valentin says, Anna needs to know Lucy is alive, but Felicia says, she’s way off the grid. He asks if she’s left the country, but Felicia says she doesn’t want to jeopardize Anna’s security. He says he doesn’t either, but this is information Anna needs. She’ll have to trust him. She writes something down, and gives it to him. She says, if Anna sought refuge in Europe, there’s one person who will know where she is, and that person can get word to her. He looks a little shocked, rips up the paper, and puts it in his full glass. He thanks her, but she says, don’t thank her yet. Getting word to Anna won’t be easy.

Mac says he doesn’t know Cody well, but he can see Cody’s not the same man as his father, and Cody says, about that… Felicia asks if Mac is ready to go, and Mac says, almost. Cody was saying? Cody tells him, the DNA test result was his loss, and Mac says, theirs too, and leaves with Felicia.

Britt tells Austin, ouch. What is this? Painful truth day? He says, sure, let’s do that. Maybe selfish is too harsh of a word. Let’s call it proud. His father was a very proud man, and wanted to spare them, so he avoided a lot of conversations they should have had. In the end, COPD made those conversations impossible. He gets she’s trying to spare them, but has she considered she’s robbing them of precious moments they want to spend with her? She says she hadn’t, and he suggests she give it some thought. And another thing while they’re at it. What is the dress code for this party? She tells him to have Maxie pick out his clothes, and he says, cool. It’s painful truth day. He thanks her, and says, it means a lot to him. She said she was only inviting her nearest and dearest, and he’s grateful he made the cut.

Drew goes to the gatehouse, and worries he woke Willow up, but she says, this baby is active; he wears her out. He says she does look pale, and she says, anemia. Britt has her on a regimen. What’s up? He says he says he wanted to check in, and make sure she’s 100% committed to finding her biological parents. She says, more than ever. Has there been a development? He says, possibly, and she should know that whatever he finds out could possibly be a disappointment. So before he goes down that road, he wants to make sure nothing has changed. She says she and Michael are ready to do whatever it takes to find answers.

The moss bowl🎍 stands in all its glory, as Carly calls Olivia, who says she was just thinking about Carly. Does she remember how they rewarded themselves when they completed payroll? Carly says, chocolate martinis, and Olivia says, it’s not the same without her. What’s up? Carly says she needs a favor; no questions asked. Olivia says, she’s got it, and Carly says, there’s a woman named Denise McKenzie staying at the MetroCourt tonight. She needs Olivia to notify her when Denise checks in.

Dex tries to hand the envelope back, but Michael says, Dex got shot because of Sonny. He got tortured because of him. Dex says he’s still standing, and Michael says he appreciates Dex’s dedication, but his priority is his family now. Dex says, Michael’s family overlaps with Sonny’s. As long as Sonny is a target, they are too. Isn’t that what Michael told him when he hired him? Michael says he did, but things have changed, and Dex says, the best way to protect them is to stop Sonny. Sonny was here telling him about a new business opportunity. It sounds highly profitable and highly illegal.

At the MetroCourt, Valentin presses the elevator button – Dex says, something big is coming. Sonny didn’t provide details but I know one thing – Sonny comes out of the elevator, and passes Valentin going in – we can’t quit now – Sonny and Valentin exchange glances – not when we’re this close to taking Sonny down.

Tomorrow, Stella asks if Marshall’s diagnosis is wrong; Curtis says, Jordan has a way to end this nightmare; Cyrus hopes Spencer has realized which side he can trust; and Victor says something is unacceptable.

Below Deck

Rodney Bay, 6:30 am, Turnover Day. Captain Lee struggles to get to the bridge, and radios Ross, telling him, the weather is clear. They’re going to be moving to the dock. In the captain’s interview, he says he’s not getting better. As a captain, he’s used to being in control, and to relinquish that, even to own his body, is hard to deal with. It pisses him off.  Hungover, Rachel wonders where she is. She tells Fraser that she’s tired, so she’s going to be quiet, and in her interview, she says, it’s a new crew learning a new boat that’s bigger than Moby’s d*ck. She has to do better next charter, and needs to get her sh*t together. In Ross’s interview, he says he’s pissed at Katie, who’s still asleep. Sometimes, you’re bleeding alcohol out of your skin, but you need to show up for work. He goes to her cabin, and tells her that they’re already doing the tendering. She says she didn’t know what time they were supposed to be up, and he says, he told them last night, 7:15. We flash back to that, and that’s confirmed. He tells her to get on deck; they’re going to dock. Anchor is pulled and in the pocket, and Fraser teaches Hayley how to fluff a pillow. In Hayley’s interview, she says, when she was 20, she had a chief stew from hell, and was made to sleep in the laundry room for two months. Fraser is patient and kind. He’s her boat mummy. She tells him that he’s the bed whisperer. The captain radios for the crew to get their sh*t straight now. He’s going to dock, and wants radio silence. One peep from the interior, and their asses are on the line. In Captain Lee’s interview, he says, the first time docking a new boat is always tough. His job is to get to the dock. Quit sniveling. In Tony’s interview, he says he’s never been scared of hard work, but he doesn’t want to make a mistake and get whacked by Captain Lee’s stick. The captain radios for the deck team to come to the bridge, filling them with fear. He tells them that he thought they did a good job docking, and he appreciates it. Carry on. Fraser calls an interior meeting in the Sky Lounge. He tells the stews, obviously they have overall teething issues, and it got dark, but they got through it, and they’ll get through it again. He thinks they’re getting along well, and Camille says, generally, which is an odd word to use. We flash back to Allison whining to Fraser about Camille, and Fraser tells them, try not be short with each other. On deck, Ross tells Katie that he’s sure he told her 7:15, and he’s not happy. They can’t be late on deck, and it’s probably not coincidental it’s after an evening out where alcohol was involved. In Katie’s interview, she says, getting chewed out by her boss sucks, but it sucks more in front of a guy she has a crush on. Ross says, she has to work harder. If it happens again, he’ll have to let the captain know.

Captain Lee still isn’t satisfied with his laundry, and goes over how it’s done with Camille. In his interview, he says, they’re on a superyacht, not a tramp steamer. His shirt had more wrinkles than a basketball, but he has no problem teaching how to do it. Rachel and Tony trade adventure stories, and Rachel says she’s jumped out of a plane still drunk from the night before. Tony tells her about playing with sharks, and in his interview, he says, Rachel is crazy as hell, and she feeds him. He loves her. The captain radios Ross, Rachel, and Fraser to come to the Sky Lounge for a preference sheet meeting. The next charter is a group of female doctors from Seattle, who became friends during their residency, and have been traveling the world together for ten years. The primary is Michelle Pearl, and they’ve requested a Hollywood glam night, and a dinner highlighting truffles. In Rachel’s interview, she says, it’s going to be epic, and the guests are going to love it. She’s the menu murderer. They also want a beach picnic, and a red, black, and gold Moulin Rouge night. The captain says, it’s going to be a good time, and laughs, I assume sarcastically. Camille’s second round of laundry passes his inspection. Tony and Ben find common ground in having experienced racism, and fist bump. The boat is readied, and Captain Lee tells his leg to pay attention and start working. Pizza arrives, and the crew eats in the mess. Fraser says he feels badly for the captain, and in Camille’s interview, she says, the captain can’t move fast at the moment. She doesn’t want him to be in a sticky situation, and not be able to perform to his full capacity. Her father is sick and can’t physically accomplish what he’d like to, so she feels like she has a bit of understanding. It makes her sad.

In the morning, Tony works out and makes noises. In his interview, he says he’s exhausted. Working out is therapy for him. He thought working in yachting would be traveling and working at the same time, but it’s not like that. You finish work, and there’s more work waiting. I can never understand when a crew member is surprised this is a real job. Obviously, they never watched the show. It’s five hours to charter, and provisions come in. Just as I’m thinking, there are no unfit people in yachting, Hayley says she feels like she did an hour of Zumba. In Katie’s interview, she says she’s feeling the pressure. In Miami, people thought she must be a sugar baby. She might be a pretty face, but she knows how to rock it. Alissa complains to Hayley about Camille, and in Alissa’s interview, she says, Fraser needs to stop being lenient. It’s backfired on the team, and makes her feel like sh*t. She whines that Camille took a cigarette break and didn’t finish her work. The captain tells the crew to be on the aft deck in five, and the guests arrive.

Captain Lee tells the guests, welcome. The crew is here at their service, and they’re going to knock it out of the park. ⚾️ In the captain’s interview, he says, it’s nice to do something for those who have sacrificed for them. These are the doctors in the ER who are going to save lives. If they want to get drunk and puke over the side of the boat, cappy will hold their hair. Their service and dedication mean that much to him. Fraser mistakenly calls them nurses, and in his interview, he says, awkward. He’s glad he did it now though. In Captain Lee’s interview, he says, the boat isn’t as responsive as he would like. They could do a lot of damage. Ross is concerned they’re going to hit where they can’t put a fender, but they make it. Ross says, that was close, and in his interview, the captain says, close doesn’t count. If you miss by two inches or twenty miles, you still miss. That’s why we get paid the big bucks. Alissa talks to the guests about Jamaica, and in her interview, she says she got her work ethic from her dad. He moved to Delaware from Jamaica at age ten, and got made fun of in school. He went on to become a pilot, a real estate agent, and an entrepreneur. He’s controlling and strict, but even if they’re not close, she wants to make him proud. In Ross’s interview, he says, the team is doing well. It’s important for him to delegate key responsibilities. Otherwise, he’s running around the boat like a mental man. It’s exhausting. Rachel tells Fraser that dinner is going to be Italianesque/Mediterranean, and in her interview, she says, at a real Hollywood dinner, they wouldn’t eat because they’d be anorexic; fueled by cocaine, vodka, and hate. Since the guests have requested truffles, and they’re all females, she’s calling it the Muff-truff Experience. Fraser, Camille, and Hayley put up Hollywood themed decorations, and Rachel can’t find her truffles. She says, it’s a truffle kerfuffle. The guests walk a red carpet, and hand out Oscars at the bar. Rachel says, if she doesn’t find the truffles, she’s going to retire. Alissa takes group photos, and guest Jewell gets pissed when guest Hollie messes with her wig – while it’s still on her head – causing it to slide. Even I say, why? Who does that? Wisely heading to the restroom, Hollie tells guest Alla that she was just being silly. Jewell tells Michelle to check her friend or she will, and that sh*t will not go okay. It took everything in her not to react. Rachel continues to look for her truffles, and in her interview, she says, on a bigger sized vessel, it’s easy to lose sh*t. She decides to pull out everything that has truffle in it, and make lots of mushrooms. Maybe they won’t notice. At the dinner table, Hollie tells Jewell that it wasn’t her best moment, and apologizes. Jewell says, at a certain age, you know not to be an a-hole (you’d think so, but sadly, not true for many people), and Hollie says she messed up; she’s sorry. In Rachel’s interview, she says, she’s not proud of it, but she pulled off a truffle tasting menu with no truffles. She resuscitated dinner service. The guests get in the hot tub, and pronounce it amazeballs. Alissa gives orders to Camille, and in Camille’s interview, she says, no one as any regard for the amount of work she does. All everyone sees is, it’s not enough, yet she’s doing twice the word being a deck stew. She feels like the runt baby who can’t get to the nipple. The guests request Ben remove his shirt, and when he does, they put nipple covers on him, and he dances. Well, captain, they might save my life in the ER, but here, just no. Alissa asks Camille to do literally what she’d told her to do; make sure the bottles are fully stocked in the pantry. Camille suggests if Alissa has so much time to check on this stuff, she should just stock it herself. In Alissa’s interview, she says, Camille doesn’t want to do the job or be corrected. It’s childish. I hate to say it, but Camille does kind of have a point. I honestly don’t know on which side the problem lies, since we don’t see everything, but I don’t know if Alissa should be giving Camille orders.

Captain Lee calls the doctor in the morning, and says he’s lost feeling in his left leg. It gives out and won’t support him. The doctor says, they need figure this out. In Ben’s interview, he says he feel the vibes. There’s something different; a disturbance in the force. Fraser serves the guests wellness shots, and Jewell says she’s not drinking anymore. Another guest points out that she ordered a mimosa, and she says she’s not drinking after that. As Camille walks by, Alissa starts to give her some things to do, but Camille says she’s on deck and Alissa isn’t her boss. As she keeps walking, Alissa says, that’s the lazy sh*t she’s talking about. Camille tells Ben that Alissa acts like she’s her boss, then asks if Alissa is her boss. Jewell wonders how she’s supposed to live normally after this. She can’t go back to daily life. At the beach, Tony gets in the water for a dip, and in his interview, he says, it’s what they call pura vida. Camille radios that they’re coming with the guests, and Alissa tells her to bring the coolers. Camille says she hasn’t seen them, and wonders why they’re her responsibility. Alissa says, they’re by the ice machine, but Camille says, they’re already on their way with the guests. Alissa says, the guests can’t come to the beach without the coolers, and in Fraser’s interview, he says, he can’t be Mr. Nice Guy. He has to put his foot down. He’ll have to be that bitch.  

Next time, Alisson flirts with Ross… or is it Ben; Katie cries in her cabin; and Captain Lee says, his mind and heart are there, but his body won’t cooperate. He’s made a decision.

🧜🏽‍♂️ Ruling the Waves…

Come by tomorrow for soap and whatever rabbits I pull out of my blog hat. Until then, stay safe, stay not feeling like you have to do it all, and stay dancing like it’s 1999, reveling under the bright lights, and losing yourself on the dance floor. Even if it’s just in your living room.