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July 17, 2023 – Felicia Breaks Into Jack’s Office, Part One Of the Reunion Sets Sail & Sun

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General Hospital

Felicia meets Lucy, who’s wearing a skintight dress, at Le Brasserie, and says, nice dress. When did she have time to go shopping? Lucy says she packed it, and Felicia asks if she always packs dresses like that for a business trip. She says, her name is Lucy Coe, and she believes in always being prepared. Felicia wonders what Lucy is prepared for wearing that, and Lucy says, Felicia is the one who told her to bring grieving widow type garb, but Felicia says, the widow is done grieving, and maybe out for revenge on Martin.

Brook comes downstairs with Tracy, and they hear a noise in the living room. Brook wonders if someone is in there, and Tracy says, ghosts aren’t usually that loud, so yes. Brook tells her, wait, and grabs a cane from the umbrella stand. They open the doors, and Olivia is there, tossing things around. She says, damn you, Ned.

Gregory meets Chase at Rice Plaza, and says he thought they were having dinner. Why are they meeting here? Chase says, change of plans. How would Gregory like to go to a concert instead? Gregory says, here? He doesn’t think the Plaza is set up for that sort of thing. Ned begins to play his guitar.

Lucy says, revenge? Moi? Felicia says she thinks Lucy wants revenge against Martin for keeping secrets from her, and for not asking her to marry him. Lucy admits if one Jackson Montgomery – this tall, handsome, debonair fellow – wants to lavish attention on her, then yeah. It might make her feel a teeny, tiny bit triumphant. Felicia says she knew it, but Lucy says, more than that, she wants Felicia to prove that her Marty isn’t pulling some kind of scam on her. Then maybe she could actually, once and for all, live happily ever after, even if she doesn’t get to walk down the aisle. So thusly, this dress is her tool to give Felicia time to search his office. She thinks this dress could keep him occupied. Felicia says, if it doesn’t, it’s not for lack of trying, when Jack walks in. Lucy tells Felicia, show time.

Nina meets Ava at Beradino’s and apologizes for being late. Ava wouldn’t believe the day she’s had. She almost canceled. Ava pushes a martini across toward Nina, and says, she definitely needs that. Nina takes a sip, and Ava says she heard about Curtis getting shot. If Nina feels she needs to be at the hospital, Ava doesn’t mind. Nina says, Curtis is out of surgery, but he’s still unconscious. There’s nothing any of them can do but wait, and on top of all that, a major advertiser pulled out of this ad campaign and now Sasha’s in this weird legal trouble, so please tell her that Ava wanted a drink because she has good news to share. Ava says, no can do, and Nina asks, what happened? Ava says she had sex with Austin.

Anna tells Dante and Sonny, offering herself up as bait is the best way for them to find out who shot Curtis, and Dante says, except for the part where she puts herself in danger. She says, it’s not exactly new territory for her, but Sonny says, except whoever shot Curtis used a rifle stolen from the WSB arsenal. Anna says, something’s off about that. It doesn’t make sense that the Bureau would want her dead. Sonny asks if it’s possible someone within the organization went rogue, and she says, maybe. They’re going to have to set a good trap for them. Dante asks if she’s really going to do this, and she says she’s not going to live under a constant threat. He says he gets that, but there are other ways of handling this. This is a little dangerous, a little reckless. Sonny says he likes it.

Nina says, Ava had sex with Austin, and Ava says, surprise. Nina says, now she’s definitely glad she came tonight. She knows Ava went to the Nurses Ball with him, but she hasn’t talked about him since. Nina just figured nothing came of it. Ava says, quite the opposite actually; things have definitely escalated. Nina says, obviously. How long has this been going on? Ava says, they only just slept together for the first time, and Nina says she’s a little confused here. Ava is acting like sleeping with a hot doctor is a problem. Isn’t it a good thing? Austin comes over to the table, and says, there she is. He’s been looking all over for Ava. He kisses her cheek, says hi to Nina, and sits down. He says he missed Ava.

Gregory says, isn’t that Brook’s dad who hit his head and thinks he’s a rock star? and Chase says, he goes by Eddie Maine now. Brook’s Uncle Sonny has been keeping a close eye on him, but she’s on edge because of Curtis getting shot at the MetroCourt last night. He said he’d help watch him, and report anything alarming back to the doctors. Gregory asks if the PCPD is okay with this, but Chase says, strictly off-duty hours. Gregory says, giving up his free time is a big commitment, but Chase says he doesn’t mind. It’s for Brook. Gregory says, she means a lot to Chase, and Chase says, she means everything to him. So he hopes Gregory doesn’t mind hanging out here, instead of going to dinner. (Geez, did he at least pack Gregory a sandwich?) Gregory says, not at all. He’s proud of Chase for helping Brook out. He’s sure it’s a big relief to her; she seemed so tense last night. Chase says, that was all her grandmother Tracy’s doing, and Gregory asks, what’s that harpy done now?

Tracy says, Olivia, as Olivia tosses a box aside. Olivia says, they scared her, and Tracy asks what she’s doing throwing things around. Brook says, and yelling about dad, and Olivia says she’s looking for the supplies they need to set up the games for the General Hospital Fund Raiser Picnic, and she can’t find them, and Ned isn’t here to ask, and – she starts to cry – she can’t do this by herself. Brook says, it’s okay. They’ll help with the picnic. Olivia says, it’s not about the picnic. It’s a whole damn thing. It’s a whole life. Their entire life just stopped. Ned is supposed to be here beside her. She needs her husband. She misses him. Brook says she misses him too, when Cody comes in carrying Leo, and says, Mama Q, we have a situation here. They see Leo’s knee is bleeding.

Jack says Lucy looks absolutely ravishing in that dress, and Lucy thanks him, adding she didn’t even remember she had this old thing. Felicia says, hello, and Jack says, nice to see her again. She says, nice to see him too, calling him Mr. Montgomery, but he tells her that his friends call him Jack. Would she like to join them? Lucy says, no. Felicia was just keeping her company while she was waiting. Now she has all the company she needs. Felicia says she does have other plans, and Jack tells her to enjoy. She leaves, and Jack and Lucy sit down.

Dante says, Sonny’s not helping, but Anna says, they have to get out ahead of this. She doesn’t need anyone’s approval or permission to handle it how she sees fit. Dante tells her that he’s not saying she does, but does she want to make herself vulnerable to a rogue WSB agent? Sonny says, Dante’s right to be concerned. It is dangerous and reckless, but he thinks it’s the only way to nail this bastard. Dante says, it’s a crazy plan; it’s dangerous. Sonny says, Anna was a WSB agent for years. He trusts she knows what she’s doing. Dante says he’s not doubting her abilities… and Anna says she gets his concern, but this is her choice. Dante says, it’s just that when someone is trying to assassinate you, you don’t run to the bullets, you run away from the bullets. She says she’s done that. She was in a safe house, but it didn’t end up being very safe. She was shot there, and she’s done running. Sonny says, this plan gives Anna the advantage. She lets the enemy come to her on her terms, whenever she’s ready. Anna says, instead of just laying there waiting for someone to strike, you smoke them out. She’s run ops like this before. Dante says he’s sure she’s run many successful operations, but that was when she was with the WSB, when she had the resources. That’s not the case anymore. It’s all different now.

Chase asks if that’s not a little harsh, and Gregory says, after what that woman has done, he thinks harpy is very generous. Chase says, Gregory wasn’t this hostile toward her at dinner, and Gregory says, maybe because she attempted to be pleasant last night, as opposed to some of their recent interactions. She was almost civil. Does Chase think she was just pretending? Chase says he’s not sure. The only thing he knows is that Tracy Quartermaine does very few things that don’t serve her own agenda. Gregory says he agrees, but why is Chase saying that? Has she done something to him? Chase says, actually, she did something for him. Brook asked for her help after the CCRB first met and took away his badge, and Tracy used her connections to get him a second meeting. Gregory asks if Chase thinks she had an ulterior motive, when a street musician approaches and says, Chase is that singing detective, right? Chase says he is, and the guy says, arrest that man, pointing at Ned.

Olivia says, my God, what happened? as Cody puts Leo on the sofa. Cody says, he noticed that Comet wasn’t in the stable, so he went looking for him, and found Leo riding. He was going pretty fast, took a sharp turn, and he lost his balance. Olivia asks if Leo is all right, and Leo says he is, but it does hurt. Cody says he checked Leo out. There are obvious cuts and bruises, but nothing too serious. Olivia says, he could have been killed, and Tracy says, that horse is dangerous. Somebody ought to give a call to the good people at Elmer’s. Leo says, it’s not Comet’s fault, and Tracy says, he’s right, but he knows he’s not supposed to do that. Leo says, she can’t tell him what to do. She’s not his dad.

Jack asks if they should get all the standard boring questions out of the way, and Lucy says she has the feeling he’s never boring, but yes. Let’s go. He orders some wine, and she says, that’s a rare bottle, but he says he thinks she’s probably a rarer one. He handled the owner’s divorce a few years ago, and he felt so grateful, he kept some of the special stuff in stock just for him. She says she thought he was just a probate lawyer, but he says he actually considers himself a generalist, specializing in many things. She says, do tell. Sorry. Where were they? He says, they were at the point where he was asking as much as he could to find out about her. So where is she from? What does she do? She says, home is Port Charles, and she runs a very, very successful cosmetics company. He says she would still be beautiful without a stitch of makeup on. He’s spent some time in Port Charles, and still has a few friends there. She doesn’t happen to know Anna Devane, does she? Lucy says, she knows of her. She’s a big supporter of the Nurses Ball there. He says, Lucy’s maiden name wouldn’t happen to be Coe, would it? and she says, such a very specific guess, but he says, it’s a very educated guess. He knows exactly who she is and what she’s doing here.

Lucy says she doesn’t know what he means or what he’s even saying, but now she’s at a disadvantage. She doesn’t even know what his hobbies may be. How does he unwind? He says he likes to keep up to date on the business world. For instance, she says she’s from Port Charles and runs a very successful cosmetics business. That must be Deception, right? And that would make her the infamous Lucy Coe. She says, he’s quite the detective, but he says he just happens to know a little bit about that world. Her company has been doing very well lately. She says, thank you. That’s very true. She takes it he’s not one of those men who get easily intimidated by a very successful woman, right? He says, not so intimidated anymore, but he will give her a warning. He doesn’t like being used. She asks what that means, and he says he knows exactly why she’s here. His ex-wife Erica Kane ran Enchantment Cosmetics. She says, he was married to Erica Kane? and he tells her, don’t do that. That would explain why she’s here and not grieving her late husband. She should know, he and Erica were divorced years ago, and she divested herself from Enchantment a long, long time ago. She takes his hand and says, he couldn’t be more wrong about why she’s here. The reason she’s here has absolutely nothing to do with the cosmetic business.

Felicia sneaks into Jack’s office.

Chase asks why the guy wants Ned arrested, and the guy asks Ned, what’s up, Pete Townshend? Ned says his name’s Eddie Maine. Who the hell is he? The guy says he’s the musician who’s going to have Ned thrown in jail, and Chase says, everybody calm down. What’s going on? The guy says, his name’s Seth… Kruger? He’s here every day. Everyone in the busker’s circle knows this is his spot. You can’t just steal it, so go ahead; arrest him. Chase says, actually, he’s off-duty, and Seth asks if he loses his ability to protect the public when he’s off the clock. Chase says, no, but this is a public place. It’s not illegal for him to be standing in this space… unless Seth has a permit. Seth says, permits aren’t very rock and roll, and Ned says, preach! He’s sorry if he stole Ned’s territory. He’s new here, and just doing his thing. He wants to be heard and this is a great spot. Maybe they could share it. Play a couple of tunes together. Seth says, no way. He plays grunge. He doesn’t need his sounds ruined by Ned’s old man sound. Ned laughs and says, that’s good. Wait a minute. Isn’t grunge like, thirty years old? Seth says, 90s nostalgia is huge right now. Ned says he guesses there’s only one way to settle this; they’ll have to play for it.

Olivia thanks Cody for helping Leo, and Brook asks if Olivia wants her to take Leo to the doctor, but Olivia says, no. Nothing’s broken. All he needs is a little TLC from his mom. She tells Leo that she’ll get him all fixed up and feeling better, and leads him out. Brook thanks Cody for helping Leo. Who knows how much worse it could have been if he was by himself? Tracy says, that’s what they pay him for. Why didn’t Cody stop him? Brook says, it’s not Cody’s job to stick around Leo all the time. Besides, they both know what’s going on here. Leo is acting out because he misses dad. Tracy says, obviously. Her son is a fool, out God knows where, calling himself Eddie Maine, pretending to be a rock star while his whole family suffers. Brook says, actually, they do know where. Chase found him busking in Rice Plaza. Tracy says, busking? We’re Quartermaines; we don’t busk. Brook says, Eddie Maine does, and Cody says he’s sorry they’re going through this. Is there anything he can do to help? Tracy says, no, because as usual, there’s only one person who can put things to right – me. She walks out.

Austin asks what Ava and Nina are talking about, and Nina says, they were talking about him. Ava’s been holding out on her. He says, you know our girl. She knows when to keep her mouth shut. Ava says, yes, of course (🍷). She was waiting to tell Nina because she wanted to be sure this thing between them was real. He says, feels real to him. He thinks he and Ava have the potential for something really special. She flashes back to getting busy with Austin, and Nina says she’s going to the ladies room, but when she gets back, she wants to hear how all of this happened.

Anna tells Dante that she’s been an agent for most of her life. Her skills didn’t just evaporate because she was told she had to resign from the Bureau. He tells her that he didn’t say they did, and she says she may not have access to their assets anymore, but she doesn’t need them. Don’t forget, she worked outside of the WSB. She feels capable of bringing in whoever it is who’s after her without them. Dante says, so there’s no talking her out of this? and she says, no. Sonny says, so that’s the plan. He has to meet Nina, but his offer still stands. If she needs anything, let him know. She says she’ll keep him posted, and he says, for whatever it’s worth (🍷), his money is on Anna. He leaves, and Dante says, just so she knows, his money’s on her too. She asks why he’s fighting her so hard, and he says, because he cares about her and doesn’t want to see her hurt. She says, someone almost killed Curtis, and she feels responsible for that. And this is her life and she’s going to handle it her way. He says, okay. So if she insists on doing this, they’ll do it together.

Anna says, no one tells her how to run her operations, and Dante says, but she’s not with the WSB anymore, and she’s not a cop. But he is, and he’s done special ops too. He knows what she’s proposing isn’t a single-person operation. She needs two. Let him be her back-up. She says, the PCPD would never agree to that, and he says, the PCPD doesn’t know about it. She says she’s not going to put his job in jeopardy, but he says, it’s his life, his choice. He’s known her a long time. He’s been by her side with the WSB and the PCPD. Trust him to do it again.

Seth says he’s giving Ned one last chance to back off before he humiliates himself. Ned says, bold words from someone his age. He’s been playing rock and roll since Seth was in diapers. Seth says, he really wants to do this? Here’s how it’s going to go. They trade off songs. Then, the audience decides who gets to stay. Gregory asks Chase, what audience? and Ned says he’ll let Seth go first, since this will be the last time he actually plays on this spot. Seth starts to play, and Tracy strides across the plaza, saying, Edward Lawrence Quartermaine. Ned says his name is… She says she knows what his name is. She gave it to him after 24 hours of labor. Seth says, excuse me, lady, we’re in the middle of something… and Tracy says, please. Go embarrass his parents someplace else. She tells Ned, this has gone on long enough. She’s putting a stop to it right now.

Felicia looks at the safe and says, Lucy isn’t the only one who come prepared. She listens with a stethoscope, holding the flashlight in her mouth, and messes with the combination lock.

Jack pours the wine, and Lucy says she does love a man with a good… pour, and he says he has a fine, steady hand. Does she like a man who likes to pair his Margaux with oysters on the half shell? She says, oysters. Now he’s talking. His phone dings and he looks at it. He says, you’ve got to be kidding, and tells Lucy that he’s sorry, but he has to cut their evening short. He’s got a kind of issue he has to handle at the office. He’s so sorry to end their evening like this. She plays footsie with him, and says, it really would be such a shame to end this evening. This wine is absolutely delicious. It would be a shame to waste a beautiful night. She thinks his client will understand, and feels like something a little sweet would definitely be worth his while.

Ava asks what Austin is doing here. Please tell her that he’s not following her. He says he went to Windymere to look for her, and her very friendly housekeeper told him where he could find her. Ava says, she’s definitely fired, and he says, in her defense, she thought it was an emergency because he told her it was an emergency. So he heard from Mason. She says she’s not interested in anything that weasel has to say, and he says, Mason is very pleased at how they set up Avery’s nanny. She says, how Austin set her up, and Austin says, he’s not concerned with the details. He just wants somebody to work as a mole inside Sonny’s house. He wants this woman. He sends Ava something, her phone signals, and she looks at it. She asks if he knows this Betty Rutherford, and he says, no, but she’s the woman that Mason wants to spy on Sonny. Ava says she can’t do it. She told him, going against Sonny is risky enough. She draws a hard line at letting a stranger she knows nothing about into her daughter’s life. She can’t. Austin says, Mason thought she might respond this way, so Mason told him what to say if she did respond this way. He said to tell her that Ryan’s Bar is a wonderful place. He doesn’t know what that means, but Mason said she would. She says she does. He’s threatening her mother.

Ava tells Austin, Ryan’s Bar is where her mother Delia works. She has no idea how Mason could have found her. She gave Ava up for adoption. There aren’t even any public records tying them together. He says he’s sorry. It’s a real low blow. Mason and everyone he deals with play dirty. That’s why they don’t have a choice. They have to do what they say. She says she can’t stand this, and he says, it’s no picnic for him either. But they play along, and hopefully, it will be over soon. He’ll call as soon as she gives him the word. Sonny walks in, and Ava asks what he’s doing here. Sonny says, Nina asked him to meet her here, and Austin gets up, asking if Sonny wants to join them. Sonny doesn’t say anything, and Austin says, okay, sitting back down. Ava says she’s glad Sonny’s here because they really should talk about Pilar. He says, Pilar’s been with his family for years, and he had her take some time off. That way, when she comes back from vacation, she’ll be more focused. Ava says she thinks it’s going to take a lot more than a vacation to restore her faith in Pilar. Pilar obviously needs help. Especially now since she’s going back and forth between his place and Carly’s place. That’s why she’s decided she’s going to be hiring her own nanny to take care of Avery. He says, that’s not going to work for him.

Cody asks Olivia how Leo is doing, and she says, she bandaged his leg and got him set up with his books and cookies… Then he asked her when his dad was coming home. She didn’t know what to tell him. She can patch up his little body, but how is she supposed to fix his broken heart? Cody says, she’s helping more than she knows. She’s a good mom. She says she just wants this whole nightmare to be over. She wants her husband back home where he belongs.

Ned tells Tracy that he’s going to say this for the last time. He’s not her son and she’s not his mother. She tells him, Eddie Maine is not real. He doesn’t exist. It’s a fake name to go with a fake life. He is Ned Quartermaine, former mayor of Port Charles, CEO, loving son, husband, father. That’s real. He says he’s sorry if he’s hurting so many people, but even if what she’s saying is true, he doesn’t remember any of it. She says, then fake it. He says, what? and she says, he’s living a pretend life. She knows he can do it. So why doesn’t he just act like he cares about the people who care about him, and are heartbroken that he deserted them? He says, she’s asking him to be someone he’s not? and she says, he’s her son. Her annoying, stubborn, smart, beautiful boy. And if he doesn’t remember that, she can get him the help that he needs. Until then, allow her to fill in the gaps. He has a wife who loves him. He has a daughter who needs him. And he has a little boy who got hurt today because he was acting out because he misses Ned so much. He has a wonderful life… Look at her. He has a wonderful life. Just come back to it. Please come back to it. He says he’s sorry. He can’t. He picks up his guitar and walks off. Chase follows him.

Felicia gets the safe open, and finds some folders inside. She takes out the one that says Maquillage, and looks inside.

Jack says he thinks he can stay a little longer, and Lucy says she thinks that’s a good idea. And she really does feel like something very sweet. How about a souffle? He says, she knows how long those take to make, and she tells him, you don’t say. He says, she’s bad, and she looks at the menu and frowns. He asks, what’s wrong? and she says, nothing. She just finds it so fascinating. They have hummingbird cake on the menu, which is actually extremely rare. He says he never noticed it. He’s not very fond of it. She says, he doesn’t like hummingbird cake? Is he kidding? It’s so sweet, and it’s reliable and dependable… most of the time. He says he didn’t know she was so passionate about it. He’s sorry. She says she’s not. It’s just that her Aunt Charlene loves hummingbird cake. In fact, she has her favorite secret recipe that she loves. He says he’s sure he’d love her Aunt Charlene’s cake, and she says, it’s amazing. It has toasted almonds, and she takes nutmeg, which kind of enhances the cinnamon, and this Tahitian vanilla. She doesn’t know what it does, but it brings out the tropical flavors. Then the best part – her favorite part – is when she puts in… He says, bourbon, and she asks how he knew.

Anna says she appreciates Dante’s offer of help, and he tells her, then say yes, but she says, no. He keeps pointing out how dangerous this is. He says, so the best chance she has of staying safe is for them to work together, but she says, he has a family. This isn’t just about physical safety. She saw how hard it was for him to overcome PTSD. He struggled with that for a long time, and she’d never forgive herself if she felt responsible for him going through anything like that again. He says he appreciates that, but he’s a grown man and takes responsibility for all his choices. He went through hell and back with everything and the PTSD. There were some days when he didn’t think he was going to make it, but he did. And everything he went through then and since then, showed him how strong he is and what he’s capable of. He’d be betraying the man he’s become if he let her put herself in harm’s way and he didn’t help her.

Sonny says, Ava doesn’t trust Pilar at the moment. He’s not thrilled with her right now for losing Avery. He can’t stop Ava from hiring who she wants to hire to look after Avery, but whoever she hires, he needs to approve who’s in his daughter’s life. Nina comes back and asks if everything is okay, and Sonny says, that’s up to Ava. Ava says, of course (🍷) everything is okay. She’ll contact Sonny before she interviews candidates. He says he’ll be expecting her call, and tells Nina, let’s go. Nina makes a call me sign and leaves with Sonny.

Outside, Sonny asks what Nina knows about Austin, and she says she knows he’s a doctor. She also knows he helped save Maxie and Bailey Lou, and wasn’t he the one who found Avery? Sonny says, yeah, he did, and Nina says, now he and Ava are dating. She always thought he was a good guy. Sonny asks when this relationship started, and she says, we went to the Nurses Ball together… Why? He says, if Austin is going to be around his daughter, he’s going to have to get to know him a little bit.

Anna says, it would be great having someone with Dante’s experience having her back, but she has too many reservations about him risking his life for her. He says, she can have as many reservations as she wants, just accept. He wants to do this, but either she goes along with them working together, or he goes to Robert and Mac, and tells them what she’s up to. She asks if he’s blackmailing her, and he says he totally is. But he’s also protecting her. They wouldn’t want her to do this on her own either. She says, that’s a nice move, and he says he likes his chess. So what does she say? Partners? She says, partners.

Olivia says she’s done with the pity party, and invites Cody to stay for dinner. He suggests he just order some pizza to give Olivia a break, and Brook says, but it’s not Thanksgiving. Olivia says, cooking soothes her, and walks into the foyer where Chase is coming in with Ned.

Seth starts to play, Tracy glares at him, and he moves on. Gregory clears his throat, and she says, show’s over; nothing to see here. And if he gloats about Ned… He says he wouldn’t dream of it. He knows all too well how easy it is for children to push their buttons. It doesn’t matter. They’d still do anything for them. She asks what he wants, and he says, a few words with her about how she meddled in Chase’s life.

Felicia reads the file, and hears something. A security guard says, freeze. Put her hands where he can see them. He holds a gun on Felicia, as Lucy and Jack stand behind him.

Tomorrow, Olivia says, if that’s the case, Ned can turn around and leave right now; Sam says it’s time to fill Dante in on what she’s been doing; Lucy knows exactly who they’re going to call; and Chase says he’s not doing that anymore.

Below Deck Sailing Yacht – The Reunion – Part 1

We find out the Parsifal is still up and running after a lot of work was done. Daisy is in Spain, as is Gary. Colin is in French Polynesia, and Mads is in Florida. She’s nervous, but wants to get through it. Lucy is in Wales and Alex is also in Florida, but not the same city as Mads. Chase is with dachshund Charlie in Miami. He says, Charlie is ready for the tea. Ileisha is in Australia where it’s nearly 3:30 am. We flash back to the crew having too much fun, including Lucy’s spectacular fall from her bunk. A viewer asks if Chase had the worst game of all time, and Mads says, Southern girls probably love him. Andy asks what Daisy’s sister’s take on the group was, but we never hear the answer, and he asks Alex which sister is the better kisser, but Alex isn’t going there. We see Chrissy Teigen’s posts, and Andy asks about celebrities sliding into the crew’s DMs. Daisy says, Christina Applegate is a huge fan. We flash back to Glenn picking on Daisy, and Daisy going out of her mind with busyness, and going to the bathroom to cry. Daisy says she needs either reinforcement or no comment. Negative feedback wasn’t productive. Andy asks how she recommends feedback being given, and Daisy says, starting with something positive, but she felt the feedback was personal and irrelevant. If they don’t want her to sleep, it’s fine.

Andy reminds us he’s the king of late-night fun. He asks if Glenn thinks he set unrealistic expectations for Daisy, and Glenn says his point was he didn’t want her working harder, but thought there was a way to make sure someone was always there. It didn’t mean he wasn’t happy overall, and he loves working with her. Andy asks how she didn’t hear Gary radioing her about the guest’s injury., and Daisy says, she thinks she turned down her radio during docking. Glenn says, communications are always difficult, but the guests should have been checked on periodically. Someone should have gone to Daisy if she didn’t hear the radio. Daisy says, Glenn is aware of what she does, but not what Gary doesn’t do. Glenn says, watching it back, there was a miscommunication, and he thinks they were both right. Daisy needs the stews on board, but the guests also need full service on the beach. Daisy wonders if there’s a rule book, and Gary says at the end of the day, it’s her department. Glenn thinks they’re going in the wrong direction. Andy says, Daisy was rankled when Colin sided with Glenn, and wonders if it played back as harshly as it felt at the time. She says, it was obvious she was affected, and she didn’t understand what it had to do with Colin. Andy asks if she overreacted, and Colin says he thought she took it too personally. Daisy says, to everyone else it might have just been a comment, but she was tired, exhausted, and feeling a lot of pressure at the time. Andy asks if Lucy is glad she stayed, and she said she never really wanted to quit, but everyone has bad days. A viewer asks why it was okay for Gary to go for a smoke when Daisy had asked for help during service, and Gary admits it was selfish. Andy asks if there’s anything Gary would change about his professional behavior, but Gary says he thought it was a good season. Daisy says she’s learned to accept it’s never going to change. Maybe she’s asking too much of the deck crew. Gary says, finally, she’s taking accountability.

Gary says he never watches the seasons back, and Andy wonders if he might change for the better or grow by watching his behavior and seeing how other people view him. Daisy says they have a unique opportunity to see themselves, reflect and grow, but Gary doesn’t take it. Gary says he’s just there for the drama, and Alex says, everything is perspective. The show is about nine people working together and seeing things in different ways. Perspective is the best way to grow; the most effective. Andy says, the Most Trouble award goes to Parsifal III’s engine, and we flash back to that. Andy says, a lot of fans were tweeting their admiration and awe about Colin saving the day. Colin says he thought it was game over after the first time. They couldn’t get parts, and the engine was full of salt water. It was a struggle, but they got there in the end. A viewer asks if the boat gets routine checks, and Glenn says, the boat recently crossed the Atlantic, and had just been serviced and tested. Colin says, luckily he’d been checking on it, so they had advance notice of a problem. Andy asks if Colin freaked out when the engine started smoking again, and Colin says, that time was a freak accident, and it took a long time to troubleshoot, but they had huge strokes of luck. It could have been season ending. Andy asks why Colin was annoyed when Gary barged into the engine room, and Colin says, that’s his department. He was monitoring the issue, and Gary came down in a panic, pushing a cameraman out of the way. He was being too frantic in Colin’s space. He doesn’t need anyone panicking. Gary insists he wasn’t panicking, even though we just flashed back to him panicking, and asks if Colin was just going to watch the boat burn. Colin says, there wasn’t a fire.

Andy says, Ileisha started with self-doubt and criticism from Glenn early on, but proved herself small but mighty. We flash back to some Ileisha moments, and Andy says, she’s the most even keeled yacht chef of all time, or at least in Below Deck history. Ileisha says she wasn’t okay on the inside, and doesn’t know how she seemed so relaxed. Maybe it was like how you can stay calm when you’re in emergency mode. Andy asks what her biggest challenge was, and she says, burning her thumb. Everything was tough after that. Andy says, Ileisha had timing issues in the beginning, and asks if she takes responsibility, or if she thinks it lies lay with the stews. Ileisha says, they were different situations. She wasn’t quick enough, not understanding how it worked when cameras were involved. Andy asks how much Chase was freaking out when he was eating the cake and then the guests wanted more, and did Daisy regret sharing it. Daisy says, it had been while since the guests were done, but it was her fault. Ileisha says, it was a joint f*** up. Andy asks if Ileisha is still with her boyfriend, but she says she’s single and ready to mingle. Andy asks if there’s hope for her and Chase, and we find out they got together after filming. She’d ended things with her boyfriend, and she and Chase were there for each other. He came to Australia, and she’s been to America, specifically Charleston. Alex looks like his mind is officially blown, and Chase says, they live on opposite sides of the world. Andy says, Gary arrived late, and the deck team never seemed to click, and we flash back to that. Andy says, it seemed like Gary came on board guns blazing. He asks what about Chase rubbed Gary the wrong way, but Gary says he doesn’t know.

Gary says he hasn’t met a deckhand before with such a strong personality. Chase is blunt, but good at his job. He thinks it was just a personality conflict, but that was in the beginning, and they ended on a high. It’s not how you start, but how you end, and he thinks it ended well. Chase says, some of his best friends hated him when they met. He’s an acquired taste, and so is Gary. Andy asks what Chase did that specifically made him cringe, and Chase says he cringed all the way through. Andy says he seemed hypnotized by large breasts, like that can’t be said for all the deckhands, and asks if Colin thinks Gary has a problem with management skills. I interpret this as Andy’s way of throwing Colin under the bus, and Colin says, Gary was bitching to him about Chase instead of telling Chase. Andy asks for Glenn’s overall take on the deck team, and Glenn says he was impressed. They weren’t perfect, but no team is. He thought it was a great season and he’s proud of them. Andy asks Gary what the biggest difference was between Chase and Alex’s work ethic, and Gary says, Chase gave 150% every minute he was awake. Alex was just happy to be there, and coming with the ride. Chase picked up the slack. Alex says, Chase has an incredible work ethic, but it was a lot of work for a two-man deck team. They have different styles. Chase is in your face, and he probably learned more from Chase than anybody. Alex says he works best when he has clear direction and constructive criticism, and he had neither. He was left to pick up the pieces, hoping it was what was expected. At every team meeting, Gary said it went well. He does an imitation of Gary that’s spot-on and they laugh. Andy asks why Gary lied to Alex about Chase being upset with the cleanliness of the boat, and Gary says he apologizes for that. Chase says, Gary does care that the season is a success, but it wasn’t collaborative. They should have talked as a group instead of playing one-on-one telephone.

Andy asks if Mads thinks Gary romantic entanglements affect his professionalism, and Mads says, you’re giving energy to something besides work. Don’t screw the crew. Andy asks Glenn what he loves about Gary as a chief officer, and Glenn says, his attitude and knowledge. He knows boats and sailing, and he’s a good leader with good qualities. He thinks it would benefit Gary to watch the season. He thinks Gary is the kind of guy who would learn from his mistakes and come back stronger. Andy says, Gary has had his fair share of love triangles, but may have met his match. Mads drove him mad, especially when she cozied up to Alex. We flash back to all that, and a viewer asks how Gary could say Mads led him on when she was clear about just having fun. Gary says, every night she tried to have sex with him, and that’s what puzzled him. He was definitely into her. Andy says, it’s interesting how confused he was about her intentions when the producers played the montage. It felt like Mads was the female Gary. Lucy says, Mads is very direct. She said from the start she was just having fun.

Next time – Part Two – who’s hooking up with who; Daisy, Gary, and Colin square off; and all the drama after the season.

🦹🏽‍♀️ Winding Up the Masquerade…

Join me tomorrow for soap and more Deck. Until then, stay safe, stay not crying over spilled milk (unless it’s chocolate), and stay always being prepared.

July 12, 2023 – Brook Confesses To Chase, More Of the Same But In Montana & Rock

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Chase takes statements at the pool, while Brook tells Tracy that she can’t get her anything else. The Deception crew is watching her very closely. Chase comes over and says, sorry if he’s interrupting, but Brook says, he’s not. He says, that’s not how it looked.

Willow wakes up from her nap, and Michael takes her temperature with a forehead thermometer. She asks if she doesn’t get a kiss first, and he says, that’s coming. She’s good. No fever. He kisses her, and she asks if that coffee’s for her. He says, it is, and she says, the smell of Corinthos Coffee probably woke her up. She asks how long she’s been asleep, and he says, her morning nap almost turned into an afternoon siesta. She says, best sleep she’s had in weeks. Being home is… healing. Although she still feels like she’s dreaming. He says, there’s only one way to be sure, and kisses her again.

Popping out from behind a rack of clothing, Sasha tells Maxie, that sun dress she tried on complements her eyes. She should totally get it. Maxie says, so did that top Sasha tried on. It didn’t seem like her style though. Sasha says her old style belongs to another life. When her guardianship ends, she needs to send a statement to the world. This is Sasha 2.0.

Gladys runs out from the back of The Savoy, Montague following her, and she says, this calls for champagne. He asks if they shouldn’t get some orange juice to justify the early hour, but she says, no. She can’t believe how much energy she has after playing all night. Selina comes out and says, it’s the adrenaline rush. Winning will do that. Congratulations to them both. Gladys says she knows one win won’t make them square, but she can pay Selina an installment today. Selina says, champagne is on her. Enjoy their win. Gladys says, it’s like lightning in a bottle, when Cody comes out, and Selina says, except lightning isn’t supposed to strike twice.

Outside an office, Felicia asks if Lucy is clear on the plan, and Lucy says she is. She’s to keep the lawyer occupied, busy enough so Felicia can have the proper snoop. She does have one question. Why did Felicia have her get all glammed up when the lawyer is probably some short, stodgy, boring bifocaled attorney? Felicia says, the charm offensive is tried and true. Would Lucy rather she be the honey trap? Lucy says she’s better suited to it, as Felicia knows. She just hopes they can find out what Martin’s hiding from her.

Anna takes the police tape down from the unoccupied room at the MetroCourt, and slips inside. She looks around, then looks out the window. She hears someone coming.

Michael tells Willow that he’s missed this. It’s been torture not being close to her. They kiss, and he asks, what’s wrong? She says, unfortunately, the torture isn’t quite over.

Montague pops the champagne, and Gladys squeals. Cody sits with Selina, and says he doesn’t know what happened. It must have been an off night. She asks if he has any idea how much money he’s cost her, but he says he’s better at counting cards than counting losses. She says, from where she stands, he’s a failure at both. His job is to always get her a profit. He says he’s sorry, but she says she hired him expressly to avoid large payouts to players, yet they’ve operated at a loss two games in a row. He can’t afford the luxury of off nights, and if she has to pay, so must he.

Gladys says, finally, it feels like her luck is changing, and clinks her glass against Montague’s. He says, with her daughter-in-law on his new drug regimen, her good luck has no end in sight.

Sasha holds up a couple of tops, and tosses them aside. She picks up a tiny lacy camisole, and asks Maxie, what about this one? Maxie says, wow. That’ll certainly send a statement to the world. Sasha says, and to think she spent the last year praying the press would ignore her. She guesses she’s ready for them to sit up and take notice again. Maxie says, now for something more comfy and PG rated, and takes down a pair of pants from the rack. These are a little short for Sasha, doesn’t she think? Sasha says, they’re not for her. She had Logan’s personal shopper select a few items in Willow’s size; comfortable, mommy dear, but still lovely. Like Willow. Maxie says, that’s thoughtful of her, and Sasha says, she sounds surprised, but Maxie says, more like in awe. If being a great friend had any sway on the judge, he’d grant her petition without a second thought.

Chase says, it seems like every time he sees Brook and Tracy, they have their heads together, and Brook says she pleads the fifth. Tracy asks if a woman can’t spend time with her granddaughter, and Chase says, at ease, ladies. This isn’t an interrogation, just an observation. He’s just happy to see Brook. How is she holding up after last night? Brook says she was just catching grandmother up on the shooting, and how he saved the day. Chase says he was just doing his job, and she says, nobody does it better. She admires his passion and commitment. He tells her that he could say the same about her, the way she feels about music, but she gave that up to go back to work at Deception.

The hotel room door opens, and Anna clocks the person coming in. They fall to the ground, and Anna says, it’s you? Martin says, ow! What the hell is wrong with her? Has anybody ever told her that for such a little thing, she packs a ridiculously big punch? She says, yes, all the time. He’ll find out what else she’s packing if he doesn’t tell her what he’s doing here.

Willow says, yesterday, when Michael stepped out to get her discharge, the oncology nurse went over Terry’s instructions with her in more depth. As he knows, there are a lot of dos and don’ts. He says he knows. He fell asleep reading the packet last night. He’s got the food and medication schedule, and visitor protocol down, but he’ll make time to finish the rest of the packet today. She says she’s sure he will. He’s barely had time to get anything done. He’s already done so much to make her homecoming smooth. He says, what else would he do? and she says, he’s incredible. He does nothing but think of her, and he’s sacrificed so much for her already. She hates having to ask him to sacrifice longer. Because he’s dense, he asks what she’s talking about. What did the nurse say? She says, that they can’t make love.

Martin struggles to get up, and Anna asks how he got a keycard for this room. He says, probably the same way she did, and she says, that’s doubtful. Was he following her? He says, no, not really… kinda, sort of… All right. Fine. Just give him a minute. She does know this hurts, right? Somehow, Valentin got word about the shooting, and reached back to him. Valentin was worried about her, and wanted him to check on her. He was on his way out and over to her place, when he saw her crossing the lobby. She says, he was following her. She didn’t notice that. She must be slipping. He says he’d say she’s still got it, based on the amount of pain coming from his face. That’s his story. Why did she cross the police tape? What in the hell is she looking for? She says she’s sure the PCPD did a thorough job, but she just wanted to check for herself. This is where they found the rifle the sniper used. He says, and that’s of what interest to her?

Felicia and Lucy walk into Jackson Montgomery’s office, and Felicia tells his assistant Cheyenne that they’re here for their appointment. Cheyenne tells Jack that his 10 am is here, and he comes out and introduces himself. Felicia introduces herself, and says, they spoke on the phone. This is her sister Lucy Martin. He says he’s so sorry for her loss, calling Lucy Mrs. Martin, and she holds out her hand, thanking him and asking him to call her Lucy. This little affair with her husband’s estate is very confusing for her. She’s never lived in Pennsylvania, but he did for quite a while… with his other family. Jack says he sees how that could complicate matters. Why don’t they go into his office and see if they can untangle this a bit? Felicia says she’ll wait out here, and Lucy goes into Jack’s office with him. Felica eyeballs the file cabinet.

Sasha takes a top off a hanger, and says, once Willow can get out again, this would be perfect for a romantic outing with Michael. Maxie says, yeah – she looks at the price tag – or she could sell it and take that overdue trip to Paris. Sasha says, Willow would never spend this amount of money on herself, but she deserves a whole new wardrobe for her new chapter. Maxie says, it’s beautiful. She’ll love it. She’d be happy to contribute. Sasha says, it’s incredible. Her friend has all new DNA. It’s like she’s been reborn. She presses the top to her face, and Maxie says, she’s very philosophical today. What’s up with that? Sasha says her court appointed shrink prescribed something that totally revolutionized her approach to wellness. I’ll have what she’s having.

Cody says, as much as he’d like to, he can’t cover Selina’s losses, and she says, last night she received bad news about the proprietor of this establishment, a man she’s fond of. Cody says, N’neka informed him about Curtis and the shooting, and she says, and his incompetence only compounded her distress. He says he’s sorry, and he completely understands if she no longer wants to retain his services.

Tracy asks if Chase doesn’t think her granddaughter is committed to her job at Deception, and he asks if he can speak to his girlfriend in private. They make a mean iced cappuccino at the bar. Tracy says, that sounds dreadful. Why would anybody want to add ice to a perfectly good cappuccino? But she’ll leave, since apparently that’s what he wants her to do. She strides off, and Brook says, that was impressive. There aren’t many people granny will listen to. He asks why she always seems so tense around Tracy, and she says, it’s complicated. He says he knows Tracy wants her to have a career to fall back on, but all she needs is her talent. Don’t let Tracy, Linc, or any of her other personal demons make her doubt her talent. She takes his hands, and says she loves how much confidence he has in her. He says, unlike Tracy? Is Tracy pressuring her? She says, leave it, but he says, not if her grandmother is making her unhappy. Brook says, Tracy doesn’t care if she doesn’t want to work at Deception, and he says, then why not tell her to back off? Brook says, because Tracy put her up to it.

Willow says, they can cuddle and caress, but they have to put sex on hold. She’s so sorry. They didn’t even get a chance to consummate their marriage, and she’s making him wait even longer. He says, she’s not making him do anything. This is about her health. He’s not upset or surprised about it. She tells him that she knew he’d say that. He can tell her if he’s disappointed. He says, what’s disappointing is coming home to an empty house. Or telling Wiley, I don’t know, when he asks when she’s coming home. Imagining a life without her. Which is why, no matter how many times she’s brought up the subject, he’s never wanted to talk about it. He’ll do whatever it takes to make sure she’s home to stay with him and their family. She says, but what if it takes a while? She says she wants him. She’s disappointed they can’t be intimate like they used to. He says, first of all, hold that thought, and second of all, she does have him. And when she’s healthy and ready… She says she’ll definitely be ready, and he says, there you go, kissing her.

As she looks around, Anna says, Martin may or may not know this, but she’s currently unemployed. She was hoping she could be a little useful. He says, call it a hunch, but he suspects Valentin wouldn’t be too thrilled if he found out she was putting herself at risk. She makes a frustrated noise, and he says, what does she want? His client cares about her. He misses her. Anna says, she misses him too, obviously, and Martin says, it might come as a shock, but as demanding as the man can be, he does too. He’s with Laura, who’s his closest confidant, and they’re both on the other side of the world, just when he needs them most. She asks, why? What’s wrong? He says, wait a minute. She’s a woman. She says, can’t get anything past him, and he says, and she’s close with Lucy. She says she’s been in close proximity with Lucy for extended periods of time, but he says, it’s about Lucy. Anna’s good with riddles, so maybe she can help him with one. An unexpected, unmistakable chill suddenly came between them, and he for one, wonders why.

Felicia looks at Jack’s awards and diplomas, and says, impressive. She tells Cheyenne, if she needs to pop out for any reason, don’t mind her. If she needs to overnight something or if she wants to take an early lunch, it will be their little secret. Cheyenne says, it’s not even 11 am, when Jack comes out and asks if she can run around the corner to the gourmet coffee shop and get Mrs. Martin some coffee. Cheyenne says she’ll make a fresh pot, but Jack says, Mrs. Martin has a very particular coffee order. It would probably be best if she just went out and got it. He hands her a paper, and asks if he can get Felicia anything. Felicia says she’d love a latte, and he says, a latte it is, and tells Cheyenne to get something for herself. Lucy calls out, don’t forget her cinnamon, and Felicia says, her sister takes her coffee very seriously. Cheyenne leaves, and Felicia checks a file cabinet, but all the drawers are locked.

Selina says, letting Cody go doesn’t solve her problems. She still needs a reliable ringer. He says, clearly that’s not him; not any longer. They had a good run, but he’d hate to let her down again. She says, then don’t.

At the bar, Gladys asks if Montague saw the look on his face when she pulled out that third Jack, and he chuckles. She lowers her voice, and says, those drugs Sasha’s taking, they aren’t dangerous, right? He says, not at all, and she says, good. She needs Sasha’s guardianship to stay in place a bit longer, but she does care about Sasha. He says he’s explained this before. The medication is harmless on its own. It’s the reaction with Sasha’s antidepressant that will create the behaviors Gladys wanted, none of which are life threatening. She’ll be off-kilter, foggy, prone to mood swings. Gladys asks, will that be enough? Will people even notice some simple side-effects? He says, trust him. People will notice.

Maxie asks, what exactly did Sasha’s doctor prescribe? and Sasha says, meditation. She just breathes. Maxie’s phone rings, and she says, it’s Georgie. She steps away to take the call, telling Georgie, stop yelling at her brother. Put her on speaker phone. She tells James to give his sister her journal back right now, and Sasha takes another dose of medication. Maxie says, don’t make her have to ask again, or call her again. Just so he knows, tonight, they’re having a talk when she gets home. She comes back and asks Sasha if meditation will help her with her squabbling children. Sasha says, even Zen has its limits, and Maxie says she’s going to have to give in and get a bigger place, where everyone has their own room. She loves her apartment, but it’s time to move on. Sasha says, that’s the spirit, draping a scarf around Maxie. Lean into possibility. Maxie says she’s going to lean into some real estate listings. She really needs to get back to her kids. Is Sasha good? Sasha says, yeah, and Maxie leaves, taking a last questioning look before she goes out the door.

Chase asks why Tracy is making Brook work at Deception, when Tracy comes back, and says, that’s between her and Brook. This coffee drink is not half bad. Lucky she’s open-minded. Chase says, it kind of sounds like there’s more to the story, and Tracy says she knows he’s trained to look for crimes everywhere, but this really doesn’t concern him. He says, it does if she’s exerting undue influence, and she says, undue, shmundue. She’s just compelling. Brook says, like the guillotine, and Tracy says, that’s enough. Brook says, she’s right. It is enough. She’s done jumping through Tracy’s hoops. Say this, not that. Work here, not there. Hide this… Chase says, hide what? and Tracy says, be careful. Chase says, Brook knows she can tell him anything, and Brook takes a deep breath. She says, months ago, she asked granny for a favor that concerned Chase, and she granted it. He asks, what favor could Tracy possibly do for him? and Tracy says, getting his badge back.

Cody stares at Gladys, and Selina asks if she has his attention. He says, sorry, and she says, the more he apologizes, the less it means. So is this funny business? An accomplished ringer who couldn’t lose suddenly can’t perform. She finds that odd. He says, happens to the best of us from time to time, and Selina nods to Li, who comes over to the table. She asks why Cody insists the best course of action is to dismiss him, after he recently pressed her to stay on. Is he trying to get fired?

Montague tells Gladys, if Sasha took the medication as prescribed, her body will have metabolized it, and its interaction with her antidepressant has already had an effect.

Michael opens the door, and Sasha says, surprise! She hopes they don’t mind her dropping by like this. That’s what they get for adding her to the approved guest list. Can she come in? He says, Willow will be happy to see her, and tells her that she has to wear a mask, handing one to her. She yells for Willow, who says, what a surprise. They keep their distance, yet both hold out their arms, and Sasha says, until we can do that, let’s close our eyes and reach out our hands and pretend to hug. Can she feel the embrace? Willow half-heartedly attempts this, but Sasha is obviously into it. Michael’s phone rings, and he steps outside to take the call.

Michael asks Josslyn, what’s up?… He’s just getting Willow settled. Why?… Oh my God. When?

Felicia goes through Cheyenne’s desk drawers and finds a ring of keys. She tries them on the file cabinet, and finally hits the right one.

Anna tells Martin, all right. She’ll bite. Describe this unmistakable chill between him and Lucy. They sit down, and Martin says, maybe chill’s the wrong word. More like a distancing, and he doesn’t like it. He’s not used to being kept at arm’s length. Usually, you can’t slip a ruler between… Anna holds up her hand, and says, visual, and he says, up to this point, he and Lucy have been on the same page with just about everything. And he means everything – vacation, family, home… The perfect evening, shaken, not stirred, true crime over sports, cake over pie, companionship over marriage… Anna says, stop right there. That’s his problem. The Lucy Coe she knows likes marriage. He says, she used to like marriage, but been there, done that, several times. As has he, and neither one of them is anxious to make the same mistake again. Anna says, is that what she told him? and he nods. Anna says, she doesn’t mean it. She’s exhaustively romantic. He says, Lucy insists she’s happy with things as they are, and she says, yet here they are, dissecting his relationship. Has marriage been brought up lately? He says, actually, yes, but they both said they’re not interested. Anna tells him, it’s one thing to say that to yourself, but it’s quite another thing when the man you love says, nope, it’s not happening.

Chase says, so Tracy orchestrated his rehiring. That’s how he got the CCRB meeting and his badge back. Tracy says, actually, all she did was get the Board back in the room. They made a decision based on the case he presented, so really, that’s all him. Brook says she cost him his badge, so she called the one person she knew who could help, and he says, and now that person is holding it over her head. Tracy says, hello?  That person is standing right here. He asks how Deception fits into all this, when his phone rings. He steps away to take the call, and Tracy asks if Brook is under the influence. Brook says, Tracy knows she doesn’t do drugs, but Tracy says she means truth serum. First, it’s her colleagues, now it’s with Chase. How long is this confessional going to go on? Brook says she has nothing left to confess. In the past, her relationship with Chase ended over secrets. Tracy says, no. Her relationship ended because she got caught. Brook says, Chase doesn’t want her to be perfect, just honest, and Tracy says, transparency leads to questions, which she’ll soon find out when Mr. Perfect gets off the phone. Chase comes back, and Brook asks if it was about the shooting. He says he can’t get into it right now, but he is going to need some answers from her.

Brook tells Chase that she didn’t want to say anything because she didn’t want to involve him, and he says he’s got to get back to work. Unfortunately, this is going to have to wait. Tracy says, work? As in the job she helped him get back? He says he owes her nothing, and neither does Brook. If Tracy is strongarming Brook into something unethical, he’s going to find out. Brook tells Chase that she’s so sorry. She’s so done with secrets. He says he has to go, and tells Tracy, this isn’t over. He heads for the exit, comes back, and kisses Brook, then leaves. Tracy rolls her eyes.

Felicia looks through the files. She takes one out that says Maquillage, but it’s empty, so she puts it back. She goes over to the credenza and looks through the drawers. She’s about to take a crack at a safe, when she hears Lucy saying she hasn’t been in Pine Valley in so long. It’s a shame The Chateau closed down. Jack says, the real shame is that he isn’t able to do much for her at this juncture, but it was a real pleasure to make her acquaintance. She says, and it was such a pleasure to make his, and he says, but she’s right. The Chateau was the gold standard in Pine Valley for many years, but he thinks she’ll enjoy this new restaurant he told her about. He’ll see her at 8. Lucy says she can’t wait, and Cheyenne comes in with the coffee, apologizing that it took so long. Lucy thanks her, and says she’ll take hers to go. She scoops up the coffee on her way out the door, and Felicia follows suit.

Martin says, so Anna is telling him that Lucy is angry because he doesn’t want to get married again, and she says she’d bet her career on it, but… He says, she doesn’t have one, and she says, yeah. He says, that doesn’t make any sense. Why would you put your head back in the lion’s mouth? Lucy’s heard all his horror stories, and knows his track record. Anna knows about it. She tried to blackmail him over it. She says, that’s bygones. She doesn’t think Lucy would ever compare herself to his exes. She thinks Lucy sees herself as someone entirely different. He says, she is entirely different. He’s never met anyone like Lucy before. She gets him. Anna says, then what’s the problem? Won’t he at least consider it? He says his mama is only going to walk him down the aisle so many times, and Anna says, make light of it if he wants, but buy himself a sweater. Because that chill he’s feeling from Lucy is liable to set in. She wants to amend something she said earlier about Lucy not comparing herself to his exes, because there is one area where she’s keeping score. And that is, he was willing to marry them, but refuses to take the plunge with her.

Sasha enthusiastically describes the clothing she bought for Willow, as she pulls it out of the shopping bag, and Willow tells her, slow down. She can’t keep up. Sasha thought of everything. Sasha says she just wants Willow’s homecoming to be perfect, and Willow says, just being with the people she cares about is perfect. Sasha gasps, pulling out another top, and asking, isn’t it exquisite? She suggests Willow try it on, but Willow says she shouldn’t. She has to wash or clean everything before she wears or uses it. She notices a security tag, and points it out to Sasha.

Cody asks Selina why he’d try to get fired. She pays him nightly more than he makes in months working with the horses. She asks, why continue with horses? and he says, they make him happy. She asks if he’s happy in her employ, and he says, who wouldn’t be? Right, Li? He holds up his hand for a high-five, but nothing. Selina says, there is one way to find out if that’s true, and asks Li to bring the cards used in tonight’s game.

Brook lies down on the chaise, and Tracy says, Chase isn’t the only one with work responsibilities. Doesn’t Brook have someplace to be? Brook says, nope. Chase now knows Tracy helped get him reinstated at the PCPD. Tracy says, so? and Brook says, so Tracy no longer has any leverage over her. The sun is out. The pool awaits. And today seems like a wonderful day to resign from Deception… again. Tracy says, Brook is forgetting something. She committed corporate espionage. What would her pious policeman think about that?

Anna says her advice to Martin is very simple; just be honest with Lucy. Share his frustrations about marriage. He says he has; she’s heard them all. Anna says, no. She’s heard him bitching about his ex-wives. He has to figure out if this has translated into an institutionalized phobia. Tell Lucy his fears. But before he does that, he needs to be very honest with himself. Is he worried that it’s too soon? Is he concerned about compatibility? Is he afraid of failing again? Or is it something else? He says, it may be too soon. God knows they’re compatible. Yes, all of the above; frightened, concerned, afraid. He hates to commit again, and then fail again. She smiles, and he says, what? She says, he forgot the something else. Because there is another reason, isn’t there?

Down the hall, Lucy asks how she did. Did Felicia have enough time? Did she get anything? Felicia asks if Lucy made a date with the man she spent the last hour lying to, and Lucy says, good point. It usually takes her half the time. She’s slipping. It must be trauma from that whole Victor thing. She sips her coffee, and says, she told him no whipped milk. Felicia gets her attention, and Lucy says, maybe she did make a date, per se. Felicia says, remember what happened when she went rogue with Victor? Spending more time with Jackson Montgomery opens them up to exposure. Lucy says, okay. Did Felicia get anything? She doesn’t see anything. Did she get a file? Lucy doesn’t see a file. Did she find a flashdrive? What did she get? Felicia says, no. She got nothing. The assistant was glued to her desk. By the way, that was a brilliant gambit of Lucy’s, ordering coffee. Lucy thanks her and says, Anna Devane eat your heart out. Felicia says, making the order more complicated was a stroke of genius, and Lucy says, it was all part of her plan. Felicia says she needs to continue to search. And she thinks she knows where. The Maquillage file wasn’t with the other documents, but she thinks it’s in that safe. She bets if she can get into it, she can find that file, and they can find out what Martin’s been hiding. Lucy asks if Felicia can really crack a safe, and Felicia says she has skills. So she guesses it’s a good thing that Jackson will be otherwise occupied tonight at 8. They clink their to-go cups.

Martin says he doesn’t know what Anna’s talking about. All the reasons she listed, besides compatibility, are perfectly valid. And legitimately good reasons not to want to get married again. Anna asks, what about the giant one in particular? The one that hasn’t been listed? The one she found out when she knew about his three ex-wives. Because one of them is so different from the others, isn’t she? He says, number three. She’s far more sadistic. Anna says, and rich. She’s the only one he doesn’t pay alimony to. In fact, she pays him, a cool 50K a month. And if he remarries, his ex-wife is going to cut him off, and that’s what this is really all about, isn’t it? He can either marry Lucy, or ride the gravy train, but he can’t do both. And what he can’t tell Lucy is that he’s already made his choice.

Montague says he has to catch some winks before his next session. He’ll see Gladys at Sasha’s next session. He believes he’ll have a lot to report to the judge. He leaves, and Cody tells Selina that Gladys is up to something. Selina says, his chance to come clean is over when Li returns. Li comes back with the cards, and gives them to Selina. Cody says, give him a chance to explain. It won’t happen again. She says, no, it won’t, and looks through the cards. She holds up a card, and says, white ink, but he swears he didn’t know where that came from. She says something to Li, who grabs Cody and frisks him. He pulls a small ink bottle out of Cody’s boot, and Cody says he can explain, but Selina says, there’s no need. It’s evident what happened here. Cody threw her game.

Sasha says, so much for being perfect, putting the top back into the bag. She’ll have to return it to the store to have the tag removed. Willow tells her, don’t worry about it, and Michael says, Chase is here. Willow says, the more the merrier, and Chase says, it’s good to see her outside the isolation room. She says, tell her about it, and he asks to talk to Sasha. Sasha tells him to hold on a second, and pulls the top out again, telling Michael that it’s for him to take Willow someplace nice, like a sunset cruise. Chase tries to get her attention, and she tells him, wait, but he says, this can’t wait. She’s under arrest.

Tomorrow, Sasha says, lawyers are for guilty people; Sam asks Gladys what that woman has on her; Sonny’s not going to rest until he finds out; and Curtis’s surgeon calls for a crash cart.

🍊 The Real Housewives of Orange County were still inflicting themselves on Montana, and Gina was still bawling about Jenn’s infidelity. Or Ryan’s. Or both of them. In her interview, she said there were a lot of triggers all over for her. Like how recently she’d gone to a church wedding, and she’d gotten married in a church. Pretty soon it’s going to be, people were breathing, and Matt breaths. As much as I hate agreeing with Fancy Pants, this girl needs therapy. Tamra said, if she didn’t care about Jenn, she wouldn’t have announced the whole world that Jenn’s boyfriend is a lying liar who lies. Again, as with Fancy Pants, it’s not what she says, but the way she says it. And when. To Fancy Pant Heather’s credit, she did bring weed for the whole class. Instead of in tents, they slept in a 9500 square foot villa, and got more stoned.

In the morning there was a choice between fly fishing or white-water rafting. On the phone, Jenn cried to Ryan that Tamra hit below the belt. Apparently, she doesn’t know Tamra and has never watched this show. In Jenn’s interview, she said she’d decided to wait until she and Ryan were face to face before confronting him with wanting to hit on Tamra. Shannon, Gina, and Fancy Pants went fishing, while the rest rafted. In her interview, Fancy Pants said, diction should be taught in Montana since she confused the word waders with waiters. Go home, Fancy Pants! You’d think being a fitness enthusiast, Tamra wouldn’t have screeched quite so loudly during the rafting expedition. There was a lot of screaming and such coming from the fishing group as well, but I’m not sure why. Fancy Pants said, cowgirl is hard, so maybe that’s it. There was also quite a to-do over the rafting guide’s shorts having a peek-a-boo issue.

There was a candlelight dinner outside where they talked highs and lows, and Shannon got all misty about reconnecting with Tamra. Fancy Pants pretended shoveling sh*t was her high because it reminded her about how hard people work. Her low was how left out she was when Tamra and Shannon reconnected. She whined about them not inviting her to their PJ party of two, but in Tamra’s interview, she called bullsh*t, and Shannon wondered how much attention she needed. Shannon thought Fancy Pants saw it as a competition, and made a mini speech about how she and Tamra had been through so much, and she never thought this day would come when they’d be sitting together again.

Fancy Pants said she was sorry she’d shared, and in her interview, she said, it wasn’t like it was an isolated incident. We flashed back to her being a third wheel a bunch of times, and she said, they’re friends again and she’s nowhere. Taylor thanked Fancy Pants for helping her with her acting skills, and Heather somehow made that into a bad thing. Jenn felt badly about being a trigger for Gina, who got weepy all over again. Fancy Pants had to ask how much longer Travis was going to put up with this endless cycle, and Gina said he wasn’t putting up with anything; she was a human and these were her feelings. In her interview, Gina questioned whether Heather was really her friend.

Back in the OC, the gym was over with, but Tamra said she and Eddie had a successful THC product business. She told Eddie about Ryan saying he wanted to f*** her, and Eddie said, Ryan’s friends told him that he likes to prey on married women. Tamra said he’d cheated on Jenn already, and in Tamra’s interview, she said it reminded her of Vicki and Brooks. I didn’t see that, but it gave a good reason to flash back to those two morons.

Annabelle had her first modeling job, and Emily was concerned about getting to the point where Annabelle would say, have Emily’s people call her people. As a mom she felt it was her job to make sure her kids were happy and able to pursue their dreams. Sounds reasonable. She should probably escape now. Jenn told Ryan about what Tamra had said, as a Golden Retriever with a sad expression watched. Jenn said she, Tamra, and a different Heather, not Fancy Pants, had been friends. Heather stirred the pot, spreading rumors about Ryan, Jenn started to question Ryan, and they all parted ways. Ryan was all deny, deny, deny, and in Jenn’s interview, she said, if Tamra wanted to talk to her, Tamra needed to come to her and not announce it to the group. Can’t blame her there.

Gina told Travis that she’d thought it would be a nice getaway and relaxing. Seriously? She hasn’t been on one of these girls trips before? In her interview, she said she was mad at Fancy Pants. She had few close friendships, and had let Heather in. She told Travis about how Heather took her phone when she wanted to call him, but didn’t even bother checking in later because she was hanging with Tamra. Gina asked if she shouldn’t talk to him, but Travis said it was his job in the relationship. I was distracted by his beard/moustache combo that looks painted on, and in his interview, he said he was her person, and they were there to help each other. Frankly, I think Gina is taking this way too personally, since Fancy Pants is also Bossy Pants. She just likes to control everything. Do as my father told me. Smile, nod, then do what you want.

Next time, a boat ride; Emily tries to talk sense to Heather; Tamra throws a napkin at Jenn, and screams that Jenn should leave her boyfriend. At a restaurant.

 🦙 Off To Count Llamas…

Come see me for a dose of soap and tea tomorrow. Until then, stay safe, stay not worrying about tomorrow’s problems today, and stay leaning into possibility. (Hey, just because Sasha’s high doesn’t mean she can’t have a good idea.)

July 10, 2023 – Shots Are Fired At the MetroCourt Pool, Guest Randy Instigates a Problem On Deck, Surviving the Season From Hell & Sunset

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

TJ and Molly go to dance, and Sam says, it looks like Molly is doing better. Alexis says she’s glad Molly is taking some of the pressure of that she’s putting on herself, and Kristina says she has a way that Molly and TJ won’t feel alone in this. Sam asks, what’s her big idea? and Kristina says, she’ll be Molly and TJ’s surrogate. Molly overhears, and asks if she and TJ can sit somewhere separate; as isolated as possible. He asks why she doesn’t want to be around her mom and her sisters, and she says, because she may have to kill her sister.

Trina and Josslyn set up a picnic on a blanket in the park, and Josslyn says she feels like she just goes from one disaster to the next. She feels like they haven’t done something like this since high school. Trina says, times sure were simpler then, and Josslyn agrees. She says, for one thing, they didn’t have boyfriends who couldn’t stand each other.

Waiting outside the parenting class, Spencer tells Esme that she’s late. She apologizes, and says she got held up at work. She asks how Ace is, and he says, Ace was asleep when he left. She says she can’t wait for his grandmother and Doc to get back from looking for Nikolas. She’s more comfortable leaving Ace with them than a strange babysitter. Spencer says, Melanie is one of the Quartermaine nannies. She’s doing this as a favor to him, and her credentials are impeccable. Esme says, but her child has already been kidnapped once by his demented relatives, so forgive her if she’s overprotective. He says, it’s completely fine with him if they bail on this class. It was her idea.

Chase calls the station, and says, three shots were fired at the MetroCourt pool… No. He wasn’t present at the shooting. He was in the restaurant… He doesn’t know if anyone was hit.

Sonny asks if Dante can see the shooter, and on the phone, Jordan says, somebody already called it in? She was at the pool when it happened. It looked like it came from above; from a hotel room.

Finn and Elizabeth find Chase, and Finn asks, what happened? They heard gunshots. Chase says, thank God. He needs their help. Come with him.

Dante yells that he’s with the PCPD and wants everyone to stay where they are. On his stomach, Curtis lies motionless, and Portia calls to him. There’s no response, and she crawls over to him. She says, no, no, no, and Jordan asks what they can do. Portia says she needs towels to stop the bleeding, and tells Curtis to hang on; she needs him to be with her. Dante helps Jordan up, and they run out.

Sonny asks if his man Gabe (I think) saw where the shots came from, but Gabe says he was in the entranceway on guard. He ran out by the pool area as soon as he heard the first gunshot. Jordan gives some towels to Portia, who says, there’s so much blood. She doesn’t know the damage that the bullet did. She asks Curtis to stay with her, as Finn, Elizabeth, and Chase run in. Finn asks her to let him and Elizabeth take over. It’s going to be okay. Chase asks Jordan, what happened? and Finn tells Portia, it’s okay to let go. They’ve got this. Trust him. It’s going to be all right, he promises. Portia moves away, and he keeps pressure on the wound. Finn and Elizabeth turn Curtis partway over, but there’s no exit wound, and Finn says, the bullet is in his back.

Josslyn tells Trina that she knows it’s rare for her to defend Spencer, but his dislike of Dex started because she handled her break-up with Cameron very poorly. She should have broken up with him before she started seeing Dex. It started the night she was attacked by the Hook. Emotions were running high, and she wasn’t thinking. And it’s not an excuse, but she thinks that Spencer just wants to have Cameron’s back, and she thinks that’s a good thing. His bad impression of Dex is really about her. And besides the whole Cameron situation, she thinks Spencer is just intimidated by Dex. Trina asks, why? and Josslyn says, Spencer throws his wealth around. It also makes him defensive about being dismissed as a spoiled rich kid. He’s always wanted to come across just as tough and just as smart as anyone else. Dex works for Spencer’s Uncle Sonny, and she thinks Spencer wants to prove he’s just as tough as Dex. Trina says she thinks Josslyn may be right, and Josslyn says, to be clear, she’s not okay with how Spencer’s been acting toward Dex, but Dex can defend himself. As far as the fake evidence goes, she thinks Spencer really took what Trina said to him to heart, because he’s taking a whole new approach with Esme. Trina asks what Josslyn knows about Spencer’s whole new approach to Esme.

Esme tells Spencer, her idea that they take this parenting class together is genuine. She really wants them to work as a team, and be able to cooperate for Ace’s sake, but it doesn’t seem like he wants to cooperate with her. He asks what she thinks he’s doing here. This is him cooperating. He’s the one who was here. She’s the one who just said she doesn’t want to be here. She tells him that she never said she didn’t want to be here. She just said she was uncomfortable leaving her son. Something he can never understand because Ace isn’t his son. A woman comes out and says, it sounds like they’re here for the parenting class. Come on in.

Kristina says, as soon as Molly told them that she had endometriosis, she made an appointment with her OB, and Alexis asks if she has it too. Kristina says, no, but she thought maybe it’s hereditary. She’s happy to tell them that she’s in excellent health. And she’s the right age, she shares DNA with Molly, not currently in a relationship, and doesn’t have any immediate plans to have a child in the near future. So that puts her in a perfect position to carry a child for Molly and TJ. Alexis says she knows Kristina wants to help her sister, but she thinks offering to be a surrogate at this juncture is a bit premature.

TJ says, what did Kristina do? and Molly asks how he knew it was Kristina. He says, she’s the one who pushes Molly’s buttons, and she’s never tried to kill someone. She says she’d never try to kill a person, but she feels so out of control, she could see herself losing it on Kristina, tearing into her, and doing damage that would be irreparable. He asks why she’d be tempted to do that, and she says, because Kristina wants to be their surrogate.

Sonny says he thinks the shooting stopped, and starts to get up, but Anna stops him, saying, he doesn’t know that. The shooter could be waiting for one of them to come out. She gets on her phone, and says, she’ll find the floorplan, and he says, good idea. He pops out from where they were hiding, and Dante wonders, what is he doing? Looking up, Sonny says he’s ending this. Come on out!

Finn tells Elizabeth that they have to be careful with injury to the spine. He’s trying to stop the bleeding. Under a table, Portia says she doesn’t understand. Who would want to shoot Curtis? Jordan says she doesn’t think he was the intended target.

Josslyn says, Grandma Bobbie told her that she saw Spencer and Esme had signed up for a parenting class together at GH, and Trina asks if her grandmother teaches the class. Josslyn says, no. She just oversees all of the outreach classes there, and saw their names. She mentioned it the other day. She said it looked like Spencer was starting to make an effort with Esme. It remains to be seen whether or not she’ll reciprocate. Trina says she just hates the thought of Spencer spending even more time with Esme, and Josslyn agrees. Dex arrives with iced lattes, and Josslyn asks what he’s doing here. He says, she told him to swing by when he got off work, and she says, she did, didn’t she? kissing him.

The teacher welcomes the class, and congratulates them for signing up. Plenty of people will tell them, parenting come naturally, and you shouldn’t need instruction. In fact, this is not a how-to class, because there is no magic formula; no strict regimen on how to parent. What works for one child doesn’t necessarily work for another. Spencer raises his hand, and asks, if this isn’t a how-to class, what are they doing here? She says, good question. This class is for strategies of cooperation between parents. How to communicate. How to make room for the other’s opinions, even learning to compromise. It doesn’t mean always getting along. It means, being able to negotiate; to avoid ultimatums because children can sense tension. And when the parents are at war, no one suffers but the child.

Alexis tells Kristina, first of all, it was only a few months ago when Molly decided she wanted to have a child, and sadly, that option biologically has been taken away from her. She’s devastated; they’re both devastated. But she’s pretty certain this isn’t the time to make any rash decisions or any grand gestures, because they need to regroup; they need to heal. They need to figure out if they even want to have a family, and what they family may look like. Maybe it will be a surrogate, maybe it won’t, but now is not the time to do anything. Kristina says she couldn’t disagree more, and Alexis wonders why she thought Kristina was going to say that. Kristina says, what if there’s less time than they think?

Molly tells TJ that she knows Kristina wants to help; that she thinks she’s helping. But what she’s really doing is throwing it in Molly’s face that she has viable eggs and a healthy uterus, and Molly doesn’t. She can get pregnant and carry a baby, no problem. And she’ll get to experience all of it. The life growing inside her, and pregnancy, and labor, and giving birth, and Molly won’t experience any of it. And once again, it will be the Kristina show. Not even the worst thing that’s happened gets to be about her. It’ll all be about her. TJ kisses her hand and says, not to him.

Curtis is strapped to a gurney, and Zeke says he can’t believe how fast the SWAT team got here. Jordan says, they had to clear the building safe before the paramedics could come in. Portia tells the paramedics that she’s his wife, and wants to ride in the ambulance. She leaves with them, and Zeke says he’ll give Jordan a ride to the hospital if she wants, but she says, they’re crime scene witnesses. They have to stay and give their statements. He tells her, hold on a second, and goes over to Dante. He says he really wants to take Miss Ashford to the hospital, and he wants to be there for his sister Portia. Can they give their statements later? Dante asks if they saw the shooter or have any information about the shooter that could help, but they both say, no. Dante says, then he’d better take her to the hospital. Zeke thanks him, and they leave. Chase joins Dante, who asks if he got anything.

Anna says, Sonny should have stayed hidden. She doesn’t know what he was thinking. He made himself a target. Sonny says, it was a calculated risk. He assumed the shooter was gone, and it was the best way to prove it so the paramedics could help Curtis.

Dante tells Chase that he came to the pool to talk to his dad, and saw the rifle. He yelled for everyone to run for cover, and fired off a shot at the same time. Chase asks if he knows what room the shot came from, and Dante says he doesn’t know the room, but it came from that window. He points, and says, they have to search the whole building. A SWAT officer says, they already did a preliminary search to let the paramedics in. Now their team is clearing the hotel, room by room.

Anna says she heard three gunshots, and Sonny says, one hit the water here, and another one hit this way; he points behind him. He thinks Curtis got hit by a ricochet.

Trina says, Dex can have her spot, and Dex asks where she’s going. Is she still mad at him about punching Spencer? Josslyn says, she has to stay. Please. She wants her best friend and her boyfriend to get to know each other better. Dex says he’d like that. Why doesn’t Trina tell him one of the things she knows about Josslyn that he doesn’t? Trina says, if he’s ever seen Josslyn play volleyball, he knows how competitive she is, and he says he sure does. Josslyn says, it’s true, and they laugh. Dex’s phone rings, and he steps away to take the call. Dex asks Gabe, what’s going on? and Gabe says he needs Dex to alert the rest of the team. There’s been another ambush at the MetroCourt pool. Dex says, what? Where’s Sonny? Is he okay? Gabe says he thinks Sonny was the target, but he can’t be sure. There was one person who was shot… Dex looks over at Trina, and says, thanks for letting him know. He goes back, and Josslyn asks, what’s wrong? He says, there was a shooting at the MetroCourt pool, and she asks if everything is okay. He says, one person was shot… Curtis Ashford. Trina looks stunned.

The teacher tells the class to remember it’s not a test. It’s just an exercise to see how their expectations match up with their partner’s. If one partner wants the child to go to bed at 6, and the other wants the child in bed when they get tired, that’s going to be a point of friction. The goal is to answer honestly. Truth is the best starting point. Esme looks at Spencer, and he says, what? He put 7 pm. That’s what time she puts Ace down. She says, right, but it’s not exactly her rule; it’s what the books recommend. She never realized, she never asked his opinion. What time does he think Ace should go to bed?

Kristina asks if what happened to Molly isn’t a cautionary tale about waiting too long. By the time she was diagnosed with endometriosis, it was already too late. Her eggs were no longer viable because she waited too long. Sam says, never ever make that argument to Molly, and Kristina says, no, of course (🍷) not. Her point is, she’s healthy now. She’s single now. She’s at a place in her life where she can carry a child, and she doesn’t know how she’ll feel in two years. Maybe she’ll have met someone by then. God willing she’ll have met someone by them. She thinks if she’s going to do this for her sister, the sooner, the better.

TJ puts his arm around Molly, and says, over the years, he’s seen Kristina’s tendency to make things all about her. When Molly achieves something, it’s almost like clockwork that Kristina has a crisis that refocuses the attention on her. Whether they choose to have a child or not, and how they go about that, is a decision for them to make together. Kristina will have nothing to do with it.

Curtis is wheeled into the hospital, and a paramedic says a bunch of medical stuff to the doctor, including that Curtis lost a lot of blood. The doctor tells them to get Curtis into Trauma 1, and asks if they used spinal precautions. The paramedic says, they did, blah-blah-blah, and they take Curtis in.

Brook hugs Dante, and says she’s glad he’s okay. She heard someone was shot, and she’s glad it’s not him. He says, Curtis Ashford wasn’t so lucky. He was shot in the back. Brook says, that’s horrible, and Dante says, the GH doctors are looking after him now. Dante leaves, and Chase asks what she’s doing here; this is a crime scene. She says she knows, but was told it was safe to come out here. She promises she’s not going to get in his way, but she had to see him; to keep her eyes on him. The thing that’s going on with her dad, and now the shooting tonight… She wants Chase to know how much he means to her.

Curtis is moved to a table, and the doctor says he has a (sounds like) GPS to the back, and they’ll continue spinal precautions.

Finn tells an officer that they were in the restaurant and heard gunfire. Detective Chase asked for their help. Elizabeth says, when they got out here, they saw Curtis Ashford lying on the ground unconscious because he’d been shot in the back. The officer thanks them, and says, if there are more questions, they’ll be contacted. He leaves, and Dante thanks them for their help before the paramedics got here. They’re free to go. Dante leaves, and Elizabeth says, if Curtis lives, it will be because of Finn’s quick actions, but he says he couldn’t have done it without her help. He just prays it’s enough. She says, it was such a beautiful summer night, and suggests they get out of here.

Curtis is transferred to the table, and the doctor says a bunch of medical stuff as Portia stands in the doorway. Deanna goes to the door and says, they can’t have Portia in here. She leads Portia to the hallway, and says she knows Portia is scared, but she has to stay out here. Portia says, that’s her husband. Please. She’s depending on Deanna to save him. Deanna says she knows, and goes back in, closing the door. Geez, talk about pressure.

Molly says she never knew TJ had such strong opinions about Kristina, and he says, her sister has the classic Jan Brady syndrome as the middle child who wants all the attention all the time. Of course (🍷) she does. A person can be selfish and generous at the same time, and Kristina is living proof. But obviously, this situation is not happening to her. It’s happening to them.

Kristina thinks she should present the idea to Molly and TJ as soon as possible, but Sam says, before she does that, she needs to really think about what being a surrogate actually means. Alexis says, Sam’s right. Kristina needs to think about what carrying someone else’s child means to her.

Anna tells an officer, then the third shot hit right here, and she and Sonny were hiding behind the bar. Dante says, the last shot could have been aimed at either one of them. One of them is the target here. Chase asks if he can talk to Dante privately, and they step away.

Chase tells Dante that he spoke with hotel security, and there’s only one room on the 11th floor with a pool view, and it’s currently unoccupied. Dante suggests they check it out, and Brook watches them leave.

Portia frets as she sees a nurse dash out of Curtis’s room. Zeke and Jordan walk in, and Jordan asks if there are any updates. Zeke hugs Portia, and Portia says, he’s is in the trauma room now, and they’re prepping him for surgery. They just have to find the exact location of the bullet. Zeke thinks they should find a seat, but Portia says she’s fine here. You’d think this would be easier for her because she’s a doctor. She knows what they’re doing in there, and knows every step they’re taking. She also knows doctors are human too, and sometimes everything you can do isn’t enough. Her phone rings, and she says, Trina? Trina says she heard about Curtis. Is he…? Portia says, they’re working on him now. Curtis is alive and he’s fighting.

Sam tells Kristina, when she was pregnant, she was not at all prepared to be a mother. It was Jason who offered to help her raise Sonny’s baby. But as the pregnancy progressed, it affected her profoundly in ways that she would have never anticipated. So by the time her daughter Lila was stillborn at birth, it shattered her. She guesses her point is, she thought she knew what it meant to be pregnant; when in reality, she couldn’t have been more wrong.

Molly says, TJ is right. This has been happening to both of them, and she’s been shutting him down and pushing him away. This is her loss, but it’s his too, and she’s sorry. She wanted to give him a child. Their child. She wanted to carry that baby and give birth with him by her side. She had all these dreams that she just took for granted would happen someday when they were ready, and now she knows they’re never going to happen. She’s grieving, but in her grief, she forgot to ask what his dreams were.

Zeke asks how Jordan is doing and she says she’s okay. He doesn’t need to worry about her. He should worry about his sister. He says, Portia knows he’s there if she needs him. Right now, her best comfort is her daughter.

Trina says, if Portia doesn’t want to talk about it, she’ll understand, but what happened tonight? Portia says she’s still processing everything; it all happened so fast. She was at the pool with Jordan and Zeke, and saw Curtis come in. Then they heard a gunshot. Trina says, from where? but Portia says she doesn’t know. Then Jordan told them to take cover, and she heard two more gunshots. Then she looked over at Curtis, and he was face down on the ground. She ran over to him, and tried to stop the bleeding as best she could… Wait. Who told her? How did Trina know Curtis was shot?

Josslyn scrolls on her phone, and Dex asks who she’s looking for. She says, Spencer. Trina needs him. She thinks she knows where to find him.

The teacher tells Spencer and Esme that they have the exact same answers. Either they’re perfectly in sync or they’re reading from the same parenting guide. Esme says, they’re reading from the same parenting guide, and the teacher says, they’re both very young. Ace is their first child? Esme says, Ace is her baby. Spencer’s his brother and… baby daddy’s not in the picture. The teacher asks how that’s working out, and Esme says, surprisingly well. She and Spencer haven’t always gotten along, but she has to admit, Spencer always comes through for Ace. Spencer says, Esme’s a devoted mom. She found this parenting guide, and he thinks she found it helpful, so she had him read it as well. She found this class for them because she wants what’s best for Ace, and he wants the same thing. The teacher says, it sounds like they’re a great team.

Brook says she’s glad Sonny and Anna aren’t hurt. It’s times like these when she realizes how dangerous Chase and Dante’s jobs really are. She’s not doing anyone any good just standing here, so she’s going to go, and Sonny tells Gabe to make sure she gets home safe. Brook protests, but Sonny says, she’s in bad shape. She’s not driving home by herself. She thanks him and leaves with Gabe. Anna says, that was really nice, and Sonny says, it depends on your perspective. If he’s the shooter’s target, he has to bear some responsibility for what happened here. She says, judging from where the bullets hit, she’d say he was being targeted. Have there been any other incidents lately? Is someone trying to kill him?

Dante and Chase go to the unoccupied room, which has police tape across it. Dante asks an officer if they found anything in there, but the officer says, they swept all the rooms, and there was no sign of the shooter. Dante tells him, the hotel staff said this was the only room not occupied. He wants to take another look. The officer says, be his guest, and they go inside. Dante tells Chase, the shooter may be gone, but maybe he left something behind. Chase goes to check the rooms, and Dante feels around the couch cushions. He lifts one up, then moves the couch aside to reveal an automatic rifle. He calls Chase in, and says, come take a look.

Trina runs finds Portia, and says she’s so sorry about Curtis, hugging her. Portia says she knows. All they can do is pray. Josslyn and Dex are there, and Josslyn says, if there’s anything they can do to help… Portia thanks her, and says she’s sorry, but she doesn’t remember Dex’s name. He says, Dex. He’s Josslyn’s boyfriend. If she needs anything, they’ll be over here. Josslyn asks if Dex can stay with Trina. She’ll be back in a minute.

Kristina says, Sam is right; she didn’t really think this through. She was so busy focusing on helping her sister, she didn’t really think about how it could affect her. Being pregnant for nine months, then giving birth, it’s a lot. For Molly and TJ too. Surrogacy isn’t something she should just do on impulse. Alexis tells her not to be hard on herself. It was a loving impulse. Kristina says, it’s good she only blurted it out to them, and not to Molly and TJ. The three of them join hands in the middle of the table.

TJ says, even if he’s never said it out loud, he guesses he also dreamed for Molly to carry their child. He’s been grieving the loss of that dream, but on his end, he’d still like for them to have kids… somehow. And when that happens, that is all up for grabs. Things they’ll figure out when they’re ready. She says, okay. Good. Because she still wants to have kids someday too. Although if they were to go the surrogacy route, Kristina is healthy, and she does share DNA with her. Kristina might actually be their best choice.

Elizabeth and Finn walk outside, and she says she doesn’t know why she’s feeling like this. She’s seen plenty of gunshot wounds. Finn says, you do your job, then the emergency passes and the adrenaline fades, and you have the same fears as everyone else. You look down and see that victim, and he’s bleeding. And he’s your friend. He’s Curtis; that’s Portia’s husband. She says she just can’t stop shaking, and he puts his arm around her.

Sonny tells Anna that he’s been experiencing some friction from a newer business associate lately, and she says he doesn’t have to speak in code. She’s not affiliated with law enforcement in any capacity now. He says, her fall from grace is pretty new and very public, and somebody was upset enough to spray paint murderer on her front door. She asks if he thinks maybe those shots weren’t aimed at him; that those bullets were meant for her.

The bullet casings are bagged, and Chase calls the station, saying, they believe they found the rifle used in the MetroCourt shooting. He asks for a forensics team to come over, and Dante says, you know what they’re going to find on this gun? Absolutely nothing. No prints. No way to trace it back to the shooter. It’s a ghost gun. Same thing with the shell casings and the rest of the room. They’re not going to find anything. Chase says, this person was a pro, and Dante says, maybe a pro. But to tell you the truth, it also feels like it could be an intelligence op.

Esme says, Spencer never did answer her question. What time does he think Ace should go to bed? He says he’s been a late-night guy for as long as he can remember. When he was little, he used to sneak out of bed. He had this whole gaming set-up in one of the spare rooms in Windymere. She laughs, and he says he thought he was being slick getting away with it, but his dad knew the whole time. He guesses it was nice of him to turn a blind eye. She says she thinks that’s the first positive thing she’s ever heard him say about his dad, and Spencer says, they were close when he was younger. Josslyn comes to the door and stands quietly, but doesn’t go in. Esme says, Ace may not know his father, but he does have a really good older brother, and Josslyn watches as Esme puts her hand on Spencer.

On the phone, Jordan says, set it up. She’ll be there shortly. Zeke says he doesn’t know if she can use an attorney, but he’s willing to help out any way he can, and she says she’s the acting Deputy Mayor now. And with Mayor Collins out of town, she’s the highest-ranking city official. So she has to do a press conference about the shooting and reassure the public they’re safe. So she’s going to do that now. He asks if he can at least walk her out, and she says, sure.

Portia asks the doctor if there’s an update on Curtis, and Trina asks if her dad is going to be okay. The doctor says, Curtis has been stabilized, but he’s still unconscious. He’s going to need surgery to remove the bullet, which is complicated by the fact the bullet is lodged against Curtis’s spine.

Tomorrow, Trina asks if this means Curtis could be paralyzed; Finn asks if Elizabeth is ready to take the plunge again; Dex says, it feels like the odds are stacked against Curtis; and Josslyn asks where Esme thinks she’s going.

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

Gary tells Mads that he wonders how Alex found out she’s on her period. He doesn’t get it. Mads says, WTF? Alex tells Chase that Colin and Gary are the largest gossip queens, and Chase says, it won’t be a secret within the next five minutes. Mads realizes Gary found out she’d told Alex that she was bloated because she had her period, and tells Lucy that she was kidding. Lucy wonders why boys are so dumb, and Gary says, what’s done is done, like someone was killed. He doesn’t want to show his face. Mads says, these people are unbelievable. Provisions come in, and the boat heads out. Gary finds out that he misunderstood and tells Mads that he feels embarrassed, but in her interview, Mads says, that’s not an apology. One more charter and she’s done with it. Alex says he can’t even deal with this f***ing boat. If he put out any effort, Gary wouldn’t be getting laid, and now he won’t. Gary gripes about Alex, and Chase tells Gary not to involve him. Anchor is home, and Chase tells Alex that Gary seems pissed. Alex explains the latest Gary drama, and in Alex’s interview, he says, it goes to show Gary’s leadership style is toxic AF. What a f***ing mess.

They anchor and put out the water toys, Glenn telling them, put as much sh*t out there as you can. Daisy says she hopes Colin doesn’t tell the deckhands anything about her, and tells him about Gary going nuts over Mads. It’s super f***ed up. Gary and Chase pick up the guests in the tender, and the guests get champagne and the tour. Primary Todd asks mom Debra what she thinks, and she says, every mother deserves a gay son. The guests begin downing tequila, and ask for a rope swing. Mads sees how many garments she needs to press, and says she’s over her life. Gary demonstrates the rope, and they notice Debra drifting a little too far in the unicorn inner tube. In Alex’s interview, he says, the current is strong, and they have no barrier or windbreak. He has to act quickly before it becomes an open water rescue.

The rescue is successful, and Alex gives Debra a paddleboard to get herself back, as he lassos the unicorn and brings it in. Chase asks if Colin has heard about the Gary and Alex debacle. In Chase’s interview, he says he’s sure Gary feels embarrassed, but he doesn’t feel bad. The immature way Gary deals with conflict is why he’s in this mess. He tells Colin that he doesn’t know if he’d hook up with a girl after Gary did. Maybe Colin should see a doctor. In Daisy’s interview, she says, the guests are drinking like it’s water. She wants the guests to enjoy the sea, but here we are. They drink shot after shot, and Daisy can’t believe how much they’re drinking. She tells Colin that the guests are pretty hammered, and guest Randy starts to get pissy. Glenn asks how the mood is, and Daisy says, drunk. Randy escapes from the table, and flops around on deck. The sails go up, and the pirate movie music starts. Somehow, guest Nic gets Randy back to his cabin, and tries to give him water, but Randy says, f*** you. He’s going to be sick. Things start falling everywhere.  

Nic says he was trying to help. If Randy falls, he could break his damn neck. He tells Randy to get back in bed, but Randy says, leave him alone. The sails go back down and anchor is dropped in Porta Palma. Randy says, Nic shouldn’t have left him on the floor, and Nic says, Randy got drunk; he tried to take care of him. Randy wails that Nic left him on the floor, and Nic says he couldn’t wake him. Randy says, Nic is a guest of his, and Nic says, he was flopping around, then fighting him. Brad is a witness. Guest Brad says, Randy threw a glass of something-or-other at him, and Mads and Lucy approach the cabin with a massive stack of clothing that’s been refreshed. In her interview, Lucy says, if this is an example of a throuple, take her away. They drop the clothes off to whoever answers the door, and jet. In the galley, Lucy tells Daisy about the argument, and Glenn hears. In Glenn’s interview, he says, this is the last charter in a long tough season. He wants happy guests, and doesn’t need a spat. He tells them, if they see anything weird, let him know. Randy whines that he’s miserable, and going to throw up. Brad says, if he makes a public scene, what happens? It’s not worth it. Randy storms out, apparently not that sick. He goes back to the table, and in Ileisha’s interview, she says, drunk fighting guests are not ideal, but she put in a lot of hard work in and they’re going enjoy this. Lucy tells Mads that one of them got sick in the sink, and gets gloves. The entrée is a bone-in ribeye with parsnips, which one of the guests says is like a potato. X <game show wrong sound>. It’s more like a turnip. Lucy says she can’t believe they’re in their 40s. Debra says she’s noted how many people don’t have mirrors, and guest Grant says, if they’re happy, you should mind your own business. He and Randy start going at it, and guest Todd gets up, saying, he needs a martini, and takes Grant with him. I need one too. I can’t even follow this argument. Probably because they’re drunk and there’s nothing to follow. Randy smokes at table, and I hope he has an ashtray. He decides he’s going to talk to them, and some of the guests stay at the table, which they’ve dubbed their safe space. Randy comes into the cabin, and Grant starts yelling, get out of his room. Glenn comes down, and says, don’t push anyone. The first moment he sees them getting aggro, they’re getting off the boat. Randy insists he’s not violent, and Glenn says, Randy is getting aggro to him,, and he’s that far from getting off the boat.

Glenn says, it’s ridiculous, and Randy says he tried having a normal conversation and was calm. On deck, guest Brad says, if Randy is rubbed the wrong way, you’re f***ed royally. In Lucy’s interview, she says she’s dealt with nightclub scenes. A woman punched her when she wasn’t allowed into the private section. She didn’t punch her back, but wishes she had. Debra tells Brad that he deserves better, but Brad says, if they get a divorce, he’ll get taken for all he has. There’s no prenup. She asks what he was thinking. In Chase’s interview, he says he feels like he can help. He’s been a security guard before. Daisy says she doesn’t understand Gary’s drama. Does he want to be with Mads or not? Gary says he doesn’t know. He needs time off. Glenn tells Chase that Randy instigated the problem. If anything happens, get them. In the cabin, Randy says he wants off the boat, and Nic tells him, go to sleep, you messy motherf***er. Chase walks the hallway until morning.

Chase says, they have one crew night left, and Mads asks what bad decision he’s making tonight. Glenn asks Chase, how was the evening? and Chase says, happily uneventful. Breakfast starts, looking more wonderful than these morons deserve, and in the cabin, Nic says, if they can’t enjoy Sardinia, why are they together? which is a fair point. He tells Randy to let it go. Bury his sh*t, smile, and enjoy one day. Some of the guests go on the beach workout excursion, along with some tequila punch, so I’m not sure what kind of workout this is. Randy tells Glenn, sorry about last night, but Glenn says, it’s okay, remembering that they get a tip. Nic wonders how they’re going to approach the others, and Randy says, sh*t happens. It is what it is. Sh*t also happened in the cabin toilet, and in Lucy’s interview, she says she’s never had to flush a toilet for a grown-ass man. She calls her father, and says, the guests are animals, and she wants out. She’s done. She’s cleaned up sick and sh*t, and wants to go home.

Lucy’s dad tells her, don’t break now. It’s silly. Don’t let it get to her; it’s not worth it. On the beach, the guests do a weird workout where they use each other as equipment; minus Debra, who drinks while wading in the water. Alex and Mads take selfies. On the boat, Colin tells Gary that he’s not his perky self, but Gary says he’s good. Maybe it’s because it’s the end of the season. Colin says, not because Mads in on the beach with Alex? but Gary says, he’s over it. He’s tired of everyone telling him how to feel. Colin asks, who’s telling him how to feel? and Gary says, him and Daisy. She keeps asking if he likes Mads. He doesn’t know why it’s concerning to her. Alex calls for guest pick-up, and Colin tells Daisy that Gary says she keeps asking him if he likes Mads, and it got him thinking. Daisy says, Gary is confused. She asked why he was upset. In Colin’s interview, he says he feels like Gary’s not going to step aside. Alarm bells are going off. Daisy tells him, all she did was ask if he’s okay, and Colin says, it’s a spanner and pretty pathetic. He and Daisy go to her cabin to talk privately, and Colin says, Gary is desperate for a relationship. Mads tells Lucy, it’s so awkward. She can keep up a smile, but there’s a point when she can’t. Daisy tells Colin that she couldn’t care about Gary and his relationships. She just cared as a friend. Colin says, the way Gary twists things is confusing, and Daisy says, Gary is disrespectful toward Colin. She wants to be with him, and this love triangle is over. In her interview, she says she thinks Gary is trying to f*** up her relationship with Colin. She tells Colin, it’s the last f***ing straw. If she and Gary can’t be friends without him stirring the sh*t, then they can’t be friends.

Below Deck Sailing Yacht – Part Two

Wait. What? Did he say finale? Please let it be so.

Daisy tells Colin that she was trying to be friends with Gary, but he says, Gary is full of sh*t. You’ve got to be careful with people like that. In Daisy’s interview, she says she needs to put distance between her and Gary’s relationship in order to have control over her and Colin’s relationship. Gary snarks that someone must have died and made Daisy queen, and she tells him that karma is coming for him being nasty. The crew gets ready for the ABC – Anything But Clothes – dinner. Among the creative outfit materials are duct tape and a garbage bag, while Gary uses a traffic cone to cover his junk and sports pigtails. In Lucy’s interview, she says she never wants to do this again. The starter is amazing oysters, and I want to cry. Lucy is relegated to cleaning the cabins, and when she sees the filth level, she wonders how much she’s going to be tested. Ileisha presents a pappardelle dish with rainbow noodles. Finding condoms in one of the guest’s beds, Daisy says she’s getting wasted tomorrow night, and Lucy says she’s drinking straight vodka. The guests play ring toss on Gary’s cone using plastic hangers. Gary tells Glenn, they got 1 out of 21. When he sees Colin, Gary says, it’s been a roller coaster of a season, and he asks Colin what’s going to happen with him and Daisy. He doesn’t even know if it will work, and it’s going to break Gary. Colin shouldn’t let a good friendship go. In Colin’s interview, he says, after all the lies, flirting, and manipulating him, Gary’s friendship with him is the one in jeopardy. Nothing Gary says will affect how he feels about Daisy. Chase prays for strength during the next 24 hours. I wonder, did those guests just pee off the side of the boat?

It’s morning, and their alarm is like mine and I hate it. It’s the last day, and in Alex’s interview, he says, in a matter of hours, Gary won’t be his boss. To him Mads is fair game. In Mads’ interview, she says, this season has been a roller coaster, and not one she wants to ride anymore. That’s why she’s avoiding Gary like the plague. Alex tells Gary that he appreciates Gary’s patience and teaching, and Mads finds red wine all over the sheets. She takes them to the laundry, and says, not today Satan. Gary hunts Mads down, and asks how she’s feeling about the end of the season. She says, good, and he asks how she feels about them. He wants to know where they stand. Should he back off or keep hounding her? He’s got feelings for her, and doesn’t want to be an idiot. Well, it’s way too late for that. Mads says, they’re just having fun, and Gary says, that’s fine, although it doesn’t seem like it. In Gary’s interview, he says he would have liked it if she’d told him the first time he asked, and a producer says, she did. She told him that they were just having fun; it was just sex. He says, when? and the producer says, the whole time. We flash back to several times, and Gary says, oh… Glenn says, the wind is picking up, and Daisy says, they haven’t cleared breakfast yet. He tells her, two minutes, and everyone scrambles. He says, it’s the last time for the sails going up, and they heel hard. In Glenn’s interview, he says, the Parsifal has had a hard time. To get to this point seemed out of reach, but they made it through, and can finish on a high note. She’s doing exactly what she does best – she’s shining.  

Mads tells Lucy that she fears there will be drama tonight. She doesn’t know what Gary wants from her. They get drunk and have sex. She thinks he’s more into Daisy than her. In Lucy’s interview, she says, it’s about time, and she tells Mads that there’s obviously sexual tension between her and Alex. The guests whine that they don’t want to go home, but it’s time for goodbyes. Co-primary Grant tells them it was out of this world, and he’s feeling it for them. He gives Glenn the tip envelope, and Glenn says, the crew knows the drill. He does his horn thing, and goes back to the crew. He says, in the beginning, they didn’t think they’d get to this point, but they made it. There’s a group hug, and in Glenn’s interview, he says, it was the season from hell, and we survived. The deckhands put Glenn on their shoulders.

Chase says he can smell himself, and I hope he takes a shower before they go out. He tells Alex that Gary turned into an a-hole. He wants to have a good night, and not want to punch this guy in the face. Glenn calls everyone for the final tip meeting. He says, they went from thinking they wouldn’t get of the dock to engine troubles, and he’s proud of how they pulled it together as a team. Everyone applauds, and he says, Daisy had challenges, but she led a team of new stews to become stronger after working with her. In Daisy’s interview, she says, constructive or not, she got a lot of criticism, and it wasn’t easy to take. But she does feel like she’s growing as a person. Glenn says, it took Ileisha time to find her bearings, but she got better with every charter, and she says, everyone was supportive. That’s what got her through. Glenn tells them, now the moment they’ve been waiting for. The tip is $17,500 USD, and we’re all disappointed. In Lucy’s interview, she says she flushed their sh*t over and over for 17 grand? F*** off. Glenn says he’s arranged for a final outing at a restaurant. He’ll be meeting up with them for a drink, but he wants to get a good night’s sleep, so he’s staying off the boat tonight. They clink glasses, and Gary says, what a motherf***ing season. Everyone gets ready to go out, and Mads has Alex tie the back of her dress. In the cab, Daisy tells the girls that she likes Colin. He’s insecure about their relationship, but she doesn’t hold it against him. She thinks they’ll be seeing each other again, but doesn’t want to over-hype it in her head and be disappointed. Mads says, all the girls are rooting for them. They stop at another beautiful restaurant.

Glenn joins them, and says, per tradition, he wants to hear what they felt were their personal highs and lows this season. Colin says, the lowest of lows was the engine failing, and we flash back to that. Daisy says her high was a great relationship with her team. It made her job pleasant. Her low was Glenn on her back. We flash back to that, and she says, maybe she should be more open minded, and reflect on who she is as a person. She tears up.

Glenn says, if Daisy wasn’t a strong person, she wouldn’t be as good as she is, and Daisy toasts, here’s to me being a better person. In Glenn’s interview, he says he feels terrible that he hurt Daisy. He wants to have a good working relationship with her, but he also wants her to be open to suggestions and ideas, as the interior is the most front facing with the guests. Glenn says his goodbyes, so I guess those highs and lows weren’t too interesting, or they’re saving them for bonus scenes. Gary walks Glenn out, and the crew sits down for dinner. The server says, to start, vegetables from their garden, then the 12 different meats. I went to a Brazilian barbecue restaurant once where they had dudes come around with different meats. I felt like a slug the next day. Gary sort of apologizes to Chased, and in Chase’s interview, he says, there are a lot of things he wants to say to Gary, like about his poor leadership and the sh*tty things he’s done – he tells Gary that they crushed it – but he thinks it’s best not to burn bridges. In Gary’s interview, he says he hasn’t had to deal with rejection too often, but it was the story of his life this season. Ileisha hugs Chase, and says, he’s a cool person. They leave, and in the taxi, Alex says he likes Mads, and thinks she can do better. Mads says she gets along with him a different way, and he kisses her. In another cab, Gary says he’s over it, and in Mads’ interview, she says, Alex finally made a move, and applauds. Back at the boat, Mads tells Ileisha that she’ll have to tell Gary about Alex before Colin and Daisy do. Ileisha says, in the cab, Gary was sulking the whole time. Gary gets in his bunk, and Chase tells Alex to go get his woman, but Alex says he wants to stay away from drama. Mads goes to Gary’s cabin, and tells him that she and Alex made out. She wanted him to hear it from her. He tells her to get the f*** out of his room, and she asks if he’s serious. He says, 100%, and shoves her out the door, shutting it behind her.

Gary says he doesn’t want to see Mads again in his life, and in her interview, Mads says, Gary’s reaction is exactly why she didn’t have this conversation with him mid-season. She wonders if he’s upset because he cares or because he looks like a fool. But ultimately, he’s not serious about anyone except Daisy, so…. Gary mumbles that he’s over this f***ing season. Chase dances on deck, and in Ileisha’s interview, she says she loves how authentic Chase is. He’s big and goofy, and has amazing attributes. Maybe if she didn’t have a boyfriend… You never know. Chase tries to lift her Dirty Dancing style, but it doesn’t quite happen. They hug in the galley, and she says, he’s her best friend. He says he loves being her friend. Daisy tells Colin, what they have is amazing, and Colin asks, what are they doing? Where are they going? Daisy says, to sleep, and he laughs.

Chase says his goodbyes, and in his interview, he says, this season was rough. He wasn’t the most tactful, and learned about himself. He’s an acquired taste. It’s weird finishing a charter season. None of them know what’s next. He figures another boat and making some money. He’s free. Mads tells Alex that she went to bed after Gary screamed at her, and he says, it’s not fair. She says, she was the one having sex with him, and Alex says, whatever she chooses, he hopes it’s good for her. In her interview, Mads says, Alex is flirty and fun, and there’s no drama. He didn’t make her life harder. She’s taking it one day at a time. She tells Alex, what’s meant to be, will be. Gary gripes to Colin about Mads and Alex making out on his last night, and Colin says, maybe they realized it was their last night too. He asks if it’s Gary’s pride or does he really like Mads, and goes off to find Daisy. Gary tells Alex, obviously he’s not happy about what happened, but Alex says if Mads and Gary had been serious, it would be different, but Gary says, it’s no different. It was snakish. Alex says he apologizes if Gary thinks he’s snaky, but he had to get it out of his head. Gary gives him the usual comeback of, whatever. In Lucy’s interview, she says, the interior didn’t fight once. Women can support women. (You go, girls!) She’s learned if she gets her emotions under control, she’s a good worker and people love her. Glenn whistles in the galley, and everyone is saying goodbyes. In Ileisha’s interview, she says, sometimes she doubted herself. Inside, she knew she could do it, but in the moment, she wondered. She definitely pushed the boundaries. We flash back to some memorable meals, and she says she’s proud of herself. Colin tells Daisy that they haven’t even started, and in Daisy’s interview, she says, vulnerability is scary for anyone. She and Colin are going back to their own worlds, and won’t see each other for a couple of months. He tells Daisy that it’s been a roller coaster. He likes her, but he doesn’t want to get hurt. In her interview, Daisy says she’s not saying long distance isn’t possible, but maybe it’s unrealistic.  

Colin says he wants them to be open and honest, and they’ll see where it goes. His feeling are real, and that’s why they can figure it out. He’ll miss her. They kiss, and she says she’ll miss him too. In Colin’s interview, he says he thinks he and Daisy realized there’s a genuine connection. She’s shown him an affectionate side he didn’t think she was capable of. She tells him that she wants to spend time with him on Parley, and in his interview, he says, the only way they’ll know if this has potential is if they pursue it outside the boat and away from Gary. In Alex’s interview, he says he doesn’t regret anything this season. We grow through what we go through. All the problems and speedbumps they went through to get to the end, they handled it well. He cares about Mads, and hopes she knows she deserves better. He doesn’t think he’s going to miss her because he’s pretty sure he’s going to see her again. Peace. While Daisy is talking with Gary, Mads stops in to say goodbye. Gary agrees to speak with her, and she says she didn’t mean to hurt him. She thought they were having fun, and she’s sorry it happened the way it happened. Gary says he was broken, and she says she was aware when he screamed at her. He says he’s sorry. He felt like he was being cheated on. In his interview, he says, being on the receiving end isn’t a nice feeling. He feels like a f***ing idiot. In Mads’ interview, she says she’s realized a lot things can go wrong living with people on a boat. You know people in a weird way; you know their underwear. She doesn’t know what’s next, but if this season has taught her anything, it’s don’t screw the crew. It’s not worth it. Colin tells Gary that he’d like to say it’s been a pleasure, and in his interview, Colin says, this season was a challenge to him professionally and personally. It challenged some of his friendships, and he feels that he needs time away from Gary. There was a trust that was broken. He needs to reconsider the friendship and what it means to him, and Gary. Colin kisses Daisy goodbye, and in his interview, he says, they’re good friends. Maybe they’ll be good lovers. He’s not sure, but he’s willing to explore it. He didn’t enjoy the weird little love triangle. Gary says he’s going to miss Daisy, and she says she knows. In Daisy’s interview, she says she understands why her relationship with Gary confuses people. She isn’t sure she understands it. She hopes Gary can give her and Colin the room and respect they deserve to develop a relationship. Daisy says goodbye to Glenn, and he tells her that he understands she was under stress this season, but Daisy admits she was defensive. He tells her to be open to new ideas. It will make her stronger. He hopes to see her back. In her interview, Daisy says she feels lucky. Glenn is an incredible captain, but this season broke her. She’s sure she’s going to need a lot of therapy. In Gary’s interview, he says, people want what they can’t have. It’s a pity things didn’t work out. Glenn says, then there were two, and in his interview, Gary says he’s going to be single for a while, and reflect more. Little Gary gets him in trouble. He’ll see if it works. He asks Glenn, what are the plans? and Glenn says, tidy the boat, and find a new engine. He starts calling around for an entire rebuild kit, and finds where there’s one in stock. He says, yeah baby!

🧨 Not a Firework…

Join me tomorrow for soap and whatever rabbits I can pull out of a teacup. For those interested, Bravo has a marathon of Ultimate Girls Trip going on, as well as an airing of Crappie Lake. It’s free-for-all summer! Until then, stay safe, stay being charitable, but choosing your charity wisely, and stay being able to compromise and negotiate, and avoid ultimatums.

July 5, 2023 – Willow Lets Nina In Her Bubble, OC On the Ranch, Celebrate, Shhh, Drunk Dial, Who’s Out, Deck Food, VanderShade, After, Pets (!) & Sea

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Nina tells Sonny that she has everything she wants; the man she loves, a wedding on the horizon, and barely a cloud in the sky. He says he doesn’t see any clouds, and she says, just one. Willow’s going to be home soon, but without her.

Willow tells Michael that she thinks her bubble should include Nina. She knows how he feels about Nina, but if she can only include a few people each day until her immune system kicks in… He says, she wants her mom to be one of them, and she says, they’ve been given a miracle here. Shouldn’t they share it? Not only with the people who deserve it, like his mom, but also the people who don’t, like her mom.

Sam asks if Carly is thinking of refinancing the house, but Carly says, no. She doesn’t think she could afford the monthly payment, and isn’t sure the bank would even refinance her. Sam says, so they can take the idea of mortgage off the table, and Carly says, absolutely, because she’s selling the house.

Diane meets Tracy at a table by the pool, and Tracy says she appreciates Diane’s punctuality. It’s the little things that engender trust. Diane is glad Tracy finds her trustworthy, but she was on her way to meet a client when she got Tracy’s message. Tracy offers Diane a seat, and Diane asks if Tracy also meets with the Quartermaine legal team poolside, but Tracy says, they don’t have Diane’s ability to think outside the box. Diane thanks her for the flattery, but says, it’s unnecessary. Just tell her what she’d like. Tracy says she’d like to hire Diane, and slides a check across the table.

Mac asks if Cody just said he considers him a friend, and Dante says, Cody is lucky to have a friend like Mac. It’s a wicked world out there, and it’s easy to make the wrong choices.

At the Deception office, Sasha takes one of her prescription pills, when Lucy and Brook come in. Brook asks if it’s true. She heard Cody’s been cleared and the charges have been dropped. Lucy says, Sasha must be absolutely thrilled, but Sasha says she wouldn’t go that far. Lucy says she’s entitled to feel happy for her friend. They’re going to celebrate that as soon as they take care of business. She looks at her phone, and wonders where Maxie is.

Martin leaves his hotel room, and posing as a staff member, Felicia slips inside.

Diane looks at the $40K check, and tells Tracy that it’s an impressive offer, but she already has all the clients she can handle. Tracy is sure Sonny keeps Diane busy, not to mention Carly and all her current legal woes, but she has the feeling once Diane hears what she has to say, Diane is going to want to fire all her clients and work for Tracy exclusively. Diane says she’s neither accepted Tracy’s check nor pushed it back across the table, so please continue. Tracy says she’d like to report a robbery, and Diane says, that’s a matter for the police, but Tracy says she’s not talking about a car or a computer. What she’s talking about is worth a king’s ransom – or if Diane prefers, a queen – and this queen would like the thieves to pay dearly for what they stole. She gives Diane a folder, and Diane admits she’s intrigued. What exactly was stolen? She looks in the folder, and says, The Deceptor?

Brook asks why the meeting is so hush-hush. Are they introducing a new product that’s going to be bigger than The Deceptor? Lucy says, she’ll know soon enough, and tells Sasha, the Twittersphere didn’t have a lot of detail, but how did Cody skate on those charges? Brook asks if Cody was telling the truth, and Gladys put the bracelet in his jacket pocket, but Sasha says, no. It turns out the bracelet was just misplaced, and Gladys made an honest mistake in blaming Cody. Brook says, so Sasha and Gladys are on good terms then? and Sasha says, never better. Lucy says, what about Sasha and Cody?

Cody says, Dante and his wicked world, and tells Mac that when they were in summer camp, Dante would tell stories about mysterious creatures that were half-man, half-monster, who stalked the forest eating lost campers. Dante says, they’re real; they looked like Scotty Baldwin. Mac’s phone rings, and he steps away to take the call. Maxie asks if Felicia is with Mac. Georgie and Baby Lou are with Liesl, but she’s late for a meeting and she has no one to watch James. Mac hears James in the background, and says, it sounds like she needs an entire squad team. Don’t worry. He’s on his way. Dante asks if there’s trouble, and Mac says, just the kind that every parent knows. He congratulates Cody about the charges being dropped, and leaves. On the way out, he sees Martin, and asks if Martin took his advice about Lucy. Martin says, about not keeping things from her. The advice was taken. Mac tells him to have a nice day, and leaves. Martin takes his jacket and shoes off, and lies on a chaise lounge. Tracy watches him.

Willow tells Michael, now that Sonny is planning on marrying Nina, they can’t keep wishing she’ll disappear out of their lives. Like it or not, Sonny and Nina are part of the family. He still backed off on taking down his dad, right? He says he still hasn’t forgiven Sonny for what Sonny did to his mom and their family, but he’s not wasting any more time on a vendetta to make Sonny pay for the pain he caused. She says she’s proud of him for that, but doesn’t want to waste any more time either. She’s missed so much already. Michael says, she came back to them, and Willow says, Nina is part of them. She’s part of Willow, whether she likes it or not. Willow doesn’t expect Michael to forgive Nina, but she spent all those years building a relationship with Harmony despite her many flaws, because Harmony was her mother. Nina is her biological mother. Shouldn’t she give Nina the same consideration? She wants to get to know the mother she never had, and wants her mother to get to know her.

Sonny tells Nina that he could speak to Willow. Now that she’s had this life changing experience, maybe she can see things different. Nina says, that’s exactly what Michael said he didn’t want Sonny doing, and she’s not putting him in that position. To act as a go-between, and plead with Willow… If it came from Willow herself, that’s one thing, but they both know Willow will never give her a chance. He tells her, never say never. She lost Willow before and found her. Then she thought she lost Willow to leukemia, and what happened? Nina asks if he’s saying, where there’s life there’s hope. She never took him as the greeting card type. He says he’s a realist. He’s seen the toughest guys just melt over holding a baby in their arms. He’s also heard about women not even as big as Willow picking up an SUV with an injured child underneath. He believes in miracles. It was a miracle he didn’t die in that river. And where did he end up? Nixon Falls. She says, he’s not only a realist, but he’s a romantic, and she loves that about him. But they have to be honest, there are some people who think them finding each other wasn’t a miracle; more like a catastrophe.

Sam says, Carly can’t mean that, as the moss bowl🎍frets about having to move, and Carly says, it’s not like she wants to, but at the end of the day, it’s just a real estate transaction. This house is too big for her and Donna anyway, and Josslyn will be going to PCU in the fall. She and Trina are moving into an off-campus apartment. This is perfect. Sam says she needs to think this through, and Carly says, it’s not like she grew up in this house, and from the money she makes on the sale, she and Donna will be able to move into a condo on Charles Street and live off the rest. Sam says, that makes a lot of sense, except for one thing. Carly keeps calling this a house when it’s her home.

Sam says she’s talking to Carly as her friend, and asking her to please consider the consequences before she minimizes it down to a real estate transaction. Carly says she doesn’t have the luxury of being sentimental. Look at Drew. He sacrificed himself for her; his freedom. Sacrificing a house seems small in comparison. Sam asks what Carly thinks Drew would say about her selling the house, and Carly says, he wouldn’t like it, but he doesn’t have to know. Please… Sam says, of course (🍷). She wouldn’t say anything to Drew – it’s not her place – but he’s bound to find out. Carly says, by then, it will be too late. It’s her choice. It’s her decision. Sam says, of course (🍷) it’s her choice, but when she puts that for sale sign in the front yard, think about how Donna’s going to feel. She loves this house. Carly says she knows Donna loves it and she’s going to miss it, but she’ll understand. Sam says, she will, but will Carly? When she and Sonny got divorced, the only thing Carly hung on to, the only thing she fought for, was this house. Is she really ready to just let it go?

Sonny says, he and Nina both know they can’t turn back the clock. They can’t undo the hurt they’ve caused in the past. But Nina has to understand, if it wasn’t for her Aunt Liesl, Willow would have never had the bone marrow transplant. Maybe she would have died. Nina did that for her; she gave Willow the gift of her family. If Michael and Willow can’t acknowledge that… Nina’s family saved Willow’s life. Sonny’s phone rings, and he says he was just thinking about them. How’s the patient? Michael says, they just got the all-clear. Willow’s going home.

Nurse Clara says, Willow must be thrilled to be going home, and Willow says she can’t thank Clara enough for all the care she’s given her. Clara says, it’s all part of the job, but Willow says, no. She may not have worked here very long, but Clara went way beyond the call of duty. She’s the one who got Willow to see that this isn’t all about her. Clara says she assumes Willow means being reunited with her little ones, and Willow says, of course (🍷), but also with someone else. Clara says she was right, wasn’t she? A girl needs her mom.

Michael says, before Willow leaves the hospital, there’s something she needs, and Sonny says, of course (🍷). Just name it. Michael says, she needs her mom.

Tracy says, as Diane can see, the file contains a timeline detailing the development of The Deceptor, and the skyrocketing sales once it was released. Diane says, these documents look very confidential. How did Tracy get them? Tracy flashes back to Brook giving her the flashdrive, and Tracy tells Diane, never mind how she got them. How did Deception get them? And don’t tell her that they sprang fully formed from Lucy Coe’s questionable brain. Diane says, of course (🍷) not. A product like this often has years of research and development. And yet… Tracy says, and yet, the timeline confirms they suddenly showed up in Deception’s files as early as last autumn. Diane says, cards on the table. Is Tracy saying The Deceptor is stolen intellectual property? Tracy says she’s not saying it; Diane is.

Sasha says, yes. Cody is her friend, and she’s very glad his name was cleared. Lucy says, no thanks to Gladys, and Brook says, Gladys was pretty useless as her assistant, but she did seem pretty dedicated to nailing Cody. Sasha says, from Gladys’s point of view, Gladys was just looking out for her. Her only crime is caring too much. Brook says she knows Sasha is loyal to Gladys, but she’s still going to push to end the guardianship, right? and Sasha says she’s more determined than ever. And thanks to the help of her psychiatrist, she believes the court will decide she’s ready to be on her own. In fact, she’s going to go celebrate her upcoming freedom with a latte from Perks. She asks them to excuse her, and leaves.

Dante asks what Cody and Scotty were talking about. He bets 10 to 1 the words get rich quick were involved. Cody says, he and Scotty have a connection, remember? and Dante says, Dominique Baldwin. Cody says, not only was she his mom, she was also the love of Scotty’s life at one time. Dante asks why that connection means so much to Cody, when the other connection of Mac being his dad doesn’t mean anything to him, and Cody says, Mac’s better off not knowing. Dante says, Mac’s better off or Cody’s better off? Because it seems like whatever Cody and Scotty have cooking is on the wrong side of the law. He’s the law, right? And if Cody’s in over his head, like he has been ever since he dropped in that pool… Cody says, just drop it, okay? and Dante says, all right. Cody doesn’t want to talk to him, he knows who Cody can talk to.

Mac walks into Maxie’s, and James asks if he can come live with him. He’s tired of being the only boy. Mac tells Maxie to go to her meeting. He’s got this. She asks if he’s sure, and James says, go, mommy. They’ve got this. Maxie opens the door, and Felicia is there. She apologizes for being late, and Maxie says, tell it to the cops. Apparently, they got this. She leaves, and Mac asks, what kept her? She says she took a job, and he asks, what job? She says, the kind she knows best. She’s not just James’s grandma; she’s also, Felicia Scorpio, private eye.

James asks, what’s a private eye? and Felicia says, it means she solves mysteries, like in his Hardy Boys books or his Scooby-Doo cartoons. James asks if she does what grandpa does, and she says, it’s very similar. She’s going to need James’s help. Can he find her one of his mommy’s old sheets? The rattier the better. He says he knows where to look, and runs off. Mac says, if this is about Cody, she can stand down. The charges were dropped. She says, that’s good news, but her case has nothing to do with Cody. She’s doing this for an old friend. He asks if it’s someone he knows, but James comes back with the sheets, and says, that’s private. Remember? She’s a private eye, and private means you don’t talk about it. Felicia says, yeah, grandpa. Now that James is her official sidekick, she needs him to spread the sheet out on the floor, and maybe grumpy grandpa will help him if he feels like it. Mac says he doesn’t know how he feels about that title, but he’ll help. He and James spread out the sheet, and Felicia says, now they get to work and look for clues… by sorting through garbage. She dumps a bunch of trash on the sheet, and James says, awesome.

Cody says, Dante wants him to talk to Mac? Talk about beating a dead horse. Mac is literally the last person he can talk to. Dante says, no. Mac’s literally the person Cody is choosing not to talk to. And he’s Cody’s father. If Scotty’s gotten him into trouble, talk to Mac. Tell him what’s going on. He’ll hear Cody out and maybe help him out of the mess he’s in. Cody asks, what if he doesn’t want out of it? What if he’s the one driving the situation, not Scotty? Did Dante ever consider that?

Maxie says she’s sorry she’s late. What is this big emergency? Lucy says, good. Maxie’s here now. She can break the news. There’s no easy way to say it, so she’s just going to say it. They have a snake in their midst.

Tracy tells Diane, it makes her very happy that a lawyer as sharp as Diane is thinking what she’s thinking, because it makes her believe a judge might agree with Diane. Diane asks if she’s actually accusing Sasha, Lucy, and Maxie – not to mention her own granddaughter – of stealing the idea for The Deceptor, but Tracy says she’s not accusing anybody of anything… yet. Diane says, then what is she doing here? Can Tracy at least tell her who it was stolen from? Tracy says, it’s time for Diane to put her cards on the table. Is she in or is she out?

Carly tells Sam, this house has been her home for a long time, and she’s not going to deny how much it means to her. It’s the only house Donna’s ever known, and after her marriage ended with Sonny, and after she lost the MetroCourt, this house was the one thing outside of her kids that she could hold on to. Even now, she can stand in this room and she can hear every laugh. She can feel every tear, and can even taste every meal they’ve shared. And the memories of Josslyn growing up here, the memories of Morgan, those memories… They’re going to be in her heart forever. Sam asks if she’s really ready to let that all go, and Carly says she doesn’t have a choice. She’s a survivor and she has to adapt. And as hard as it’s going to be to walk out that front door and never come back, that’s what she’s going to have to do.

Sonny and Nina come out of the hospital elevator, and Nina flashes back to telling Ava that when Willow finds out she’s the one who turned in Carly and Drew, any chance that she has of forging a relationship with her is gone. Sonny asks, what’s wrong? and she says she’s not as brave as she thought she was. She’s going to mess this up. She can’t do this.

Clara asks if Nina is Willow’s mom by any chance, and Nina says, yes. Clara says, Willow told her that she’d asked to see Nina. She’s so happy for Nina and her daughter, but she’s going to need to put this on first. She gives Nina a mask, and says, it’s nice meeting her. Instead of saying, likewise, Nina says, okay, and Clara leaves. Michael comes out, and says, Willow’s ready to see her. Nina puts the mask on, and goes into Willow’s room.

Carly says she’s sorry. Sam didn’t come over to hear about her problems. Sam says, don’t be sorry. She asked how Carly was feeling. She’s glad Carly feels close enough to her that Carly can lean on her. It hasn’t always been that way. Carly says, her loss, and Sam says, hers too. She always considered Carly Jason’s friend. She’s glad that’s changed. Carly says she’s not just losing a house; she’s gaining a friend. Sam says, Carly never lost her, and as far as selling the house, she suggests they put a pin in it. They can think things through. See if Carly has other options. Carly says she doesn’t have any other options. And those memories she talked about aren’t bound by four walls and a roof. They’re going to come with her wherever she goes, and they’re going to be the foundation she builds on. Not just the new home she creates, but the new version of herself. Sam says, there’s that fighting spirit, and Carly says she’s done this before. And this time when she’s finished, she’s going to get back everything she’s lost.

Sonny tells Michael that Willow’s amazing. He knew she was tough enough to take on cancer, but to open her heart to Nina was… Michael says, she didn’t open her heart; she just opened a door. It remains to be seen if Nina will make Willow regret it.

Nina says, considering everything Willow’s been through, she looks wonderful. Some color in her cheeks again… and her eyes. Willow says, the staff here have taken excellent care of her, but now it’s time to go home. Nina says, Willow must be anxious to get back to Wiley and Amelia. Is there anything she can do to help? Willow says, as a matter of fact, there is. Once she gets settled in at home, she’d like Nina to come for a visit.

Brook says, a snake? and Lucy says, it all began with what she thought was just going to be a normal routine report from their IT department. But instead, it was anything but routine what they found yesterday – and unauthorized download from their executive shared drive. That download contained data that was highly confidential about The Deceptor. Maxie says, that data is password protected, and Lucy says, it was. Only them. They know the password. Maxie asks if she’s saying one of them logged on to the shared file and stole all the data on The Deceptor, but Lucy says, she’s not saying one of them. She’s saying Maxie stole it.

Diane says if she’s going to take Tracy on as a client, she needs more, and Tracy says, there’s plenty more where that came from, touching the check. Diane says she’s not talking about the money… entirely. She needs to be able to connect the dots, starting with who actually owns the intellectual property rights, and ending with who has them now and how they plan to reproduce the product. Tracy says she’ll get Diane everything she needs to proceed once Diane lets her know she’s truly on board. She reaches for the check, but Diane slides it out from under her hand. Diane tells Tracy, if what she says is true and a judge agrees, then Tracy and whomever she’s working with are going to get a huge payoff. Tracy says she knows, and Diane will be entitled to a quarter of it. Diane says, she’s cute. No. She’ll be entitled to a third. Now if Tracy will excuse her, she needs to go see other clients. She leaves, and Tracy strolls over to Martin. She drips an ice cube over his head, startling him, and she asks if he wasn’t going to say hello.

Mac asks what Felicia is doing with all this garbage, as he and James put on gloves. She says, they’re looking for evidence, and Mac says, if she obtained this garbage illegally… She says, garbage is fair game, but he says, it depends on how she got it. She says, if he must know, she got it from the housekeeper. He looks at her, and she says, it’s the honest truth. James asks, what’s hummingbird cake? and Mac says, it’s cake that’s popular in the South. He asks Felicia, whose garbage is this anyway? and she asks James if he knows what this is, showing him something in a plastic bag. He shakes his head, and she says, this is the jackpot.

Felicia dumps shredded paper out of the bag, and says, looks like someone was in a rush to put their bank statement through the paper shredder. That explains why some of the pieces are larger than others. She suggests they see it as a jigsaw puzzle. All they have to do is put the pieces together. James asks Mac, what is this? and shows him a piece of paper that says, MARTIN GREY, ESQUIRE.

Martin says, long time, no see, and Tracy says, the last time their paths crossed… He says, she was behind bars, and she says, yeah. It was that unfortunate misunderstanding with Alexis. She doesn’t believe she ever properly thanked him for representing her, and he says, come to think of it, she didn’t. Where does he send the bill? She laughs, and tells him to never lose his sense of humor. Is he still with Lucy Coe? He says he is. Why does she ask? She says, chacun a son gout, and he says, come again? She says, to each his own taste. Actually, her dearly departed brother also found Lucy Coe irresistible. Of course (🍷) that was never a match made in heaven. He says, that sounds vaguely like a warning, but she says, it’s a prediction.

Cody asks Dante if it’s really so hard to believe that his old pal could come up with a plan on his own. Not just some harebrained scheme, but an actual way to hit pay dirt? Dante says he thinks Cody’s smart. It’s just Cody’s judgement he questions. Cody says he can’t afford what Dante considers judgement. He doesn’t have a father with the same connections as Dante’s. He doesn’t have a Sam in his life, or kids, or family, or friends. He’s not trying to throw himself a pity party. He’s just saying he’s had to scratch and claw for everything he’s ever gotten. Dante says, by choice. He’s got friends. Cody’s got him, he’s got Sam, he’s got Sasha. He has a family. He’s got a dad. He’s just got to let them in. Or maybe the money is of more value to him.

Maxie says, Lucy thinks she stole from her own company? but Lucy says, no. She doesn’t really think that. She doesn’t want to think that, but IT was very, very clear, the unauthorized download, that data came from Maxie’s computer and her computer only. Maxie says she accesses the shared file all the time. She was looking around in it yesterday, but she definitely didn’t download anything. Brook can back her up. Brook was with her. Remember? She was surprised to see Brook on her day off. Brook says, of course (🍷) she remembers that, and Lucy says, fine. Does Brook remember seeing Maxie download anything, or anybody at all download anything from Maxie’s computer?

Willow tells Nina that her immune system is still going to be compromised for a little while. The hardest part will be keeping Wiley and Amelia at a distance for a few weeks. It also means allowing a small bubble of friends and family to be in the same room with her. Nina says, Willow is including her in this bubble? and Willow says she wants to be very clear that Carly will be part of it too. She asked Nina this once before when she thought she was dying, but it’s even more important to her now when she has so much to live for. Feuding and the need for vengeance have to stop immediately. If Nina wants to be part of her life, she has to make peace with Carly.

Walking into Sonny’s old kitchen and admiring the moss bowl🎍, Diane apologizes for being late. She ran into Tracy Quartermaine. Carly says, enough said, but her timing’s perfect, and Sam guesses that’s her cue to go. Carly’s in good hands. She leaves, and Carly says, Diane made sure she got this house when she and Sonny divorced. Now she needs Diane to make sure she’ll get top dollar when she puts this house on the market. Diane asks if she’s seriously thinking of selling, and Carly says, please don’t try to talk her out of it. She just went through that with Sam, and this is the only chance she has. There’s nothing else she can do. Diane says, how Carly underestimates her.

Maxie says, her computer may have been the entry point, but why would she want to download files she already has access to? What would be her reason for doing that? Lucy says, that is curious. She’s right. But if Maxie didn’t do it, who did?

Martin says, doubtless, Tracy has her own history with Lucy. Fortunately, his lady love and he share a great many things in common, including an unshakable faith in each other. She says, that’s adorable, but she was wondering if he would be interested in a little proposition.

Cody says, Dante can think what he wants, but he’s learned not to count on anyone but himself. Dante asks how that’s working out for him, and leaves.

Mac says, it’s a quarterly bank statement, and Felicia says, look at that. $50,000 is automatically deposited every month. James says, this puzzle isn’t any fun. All the pieces are the same. He’s getting a cookie. Mac asks James to get one for him too, please, and James goes to the kitchen. Felicia says, odds are those monthly deposits were made by Martin’s biggest client Valentin, and Mac says, but why aren’t the checks drawn from a bank here in Port Charles? She says, he’s right. They come from a town in Pennsylvania… Pine Valley.

Nina gives Willow her word. Her feud with Carly is officially over. Michael knocks at the door and comes in with Sonny. Sonny asks if Nina is okay, and coming out from the isolation area, Nina says she’s better than okay. Willow invited her into her bubble of friends and family. Sonny hugs Nina, and Willow asks if Michael is upset with her decision. He says, no, never. If she wants Nina included in her circle, he’s not going to stand in her way. Because her happiness means everything to him. Everything

Carly tells Diane that she doesn’t understand. All the equity she has is in the house. It’s all she has. Unless she sells it, she won’t be able to afford anything. Diane asks, who’s the lawyer here? At least let her make her case. She starts to show Carly something in a booklet.

I would have ended with the Pine Valley reveal, but okay.

Tomorrow, Tracy is prepared to offer someone a challenge; Marshall asks if he’s going to see Curtis at home tonight; Finn says, there will be no more romantic evenings for him and Elizabeth in the future; and Brook says, they have a problem.

🍊 RHOC This…

Why The Real Housewives of Orange County go on trips together is beyond me. Any Housewives trip is usually proof positive that the wrong people have all the money and get to take amazing vacations. And while this trip was indeed amazing, it wasn’t exactly Dubai. These women for sure don’t belong on a ranch. So even more puzzling.

Fancy Pants Heather was upset because Taylor had been belittling her career to Tamra. Taylor and Tamra were both equally guilty of making a little fun of Fancy Pants, but no surprise, Tamra pointed her finger at Taylor, and in her interview, Fancy Pants said she thought it would be disappointing if Tamra wasn’t supportive of her career, and felt she had no choice but to believe her. Clearly she doesn’t know Tamra, although Gina wondered why they were pretending Tamra was a saint. Also no surprise, Fancy Pants made a bigger deal of it than it was, and I’m sure there will be no end to it. Taylor thought she and Tamra had a tighter bond than that. Another one who clearly doesn’t know Tamra. Emily was spot-on in her interview, saying, Tamra would throw anyone under the bus, then drive the bus over them, and burn the bus so there would be no evidence.

There were all kinds of apologies between Tamra and Shannon, and in her interview, Fancy Pants said she was glad Tamra and Shannon were getting along, but hoped she didn’t end up being odd man out. Give it time. Like five minutes and a few tequilas.

Then there was the topic that wouldn’t die, Tamra yapping about new girl Jen’s infidelity or whatever, and how her boyfriend Ryan had claimed he wanted to do Tamra before he was doing Jen, even though he knew Tamra was married. Tamra ended up announcing this around the campfire, and Jen tried to explain that she hadn’t even held Ryan’s hand before she told her husband it was over. Fancy Pants whispered to Gina that she thought emotional affairs were worse, which just added fuel to Gina’s already emo fire. She wanted to call Travis and vent, but Fancy Pants warned her against it, saying, if she kept bringing up how she gets triggered, Travis would start thinking their relationship wasn’t solid. Gina still had some work to do, and he wasn’t her therapist or brother. Much as I hate to admit it, Fancy Pants was not wrong here. In Fancy Pants’s interview, she said, if Gina was still getting upset with something that happened years ago, maybe she wasn’t over it.

They drove tractors, roped, and shoveled poop, Fancy Pants wondering if Chanel made a shovel. Shannon wore overalls with one buckle undone, and… just no.

On the home front, Emily had gotten Annabelle signed with a modeling agency. She thought Annabelle needed some professionalism in her life, as they called her their feral child since she acted like they’d picked her up in the woods. We found out that Emily had modeled for department store ads when she was younger, and Shane had a talk show when he was a senior in high school on public access. Emily mused about it being in Annabelle’s DNA.

My vote for common denominator: Tamra.

Next time, rafting; Gina doesn’t listen to Fancy Pants, and talks to Travis anyway; Tamra tells Eddie about Ryan wanting to hit that; and Ryan insists it didn’t happen.

🎆 What They Did…

Probably not much different than what everyone else did.

💎 Keeping Quiet…

They might have read a little too much into this.

☎️ Prank Call, Prank Call…

You know how it is when you have a sleepover.

👠 Off With Their Heads…

Bravo keeps rewarding bad behavior, and won’t be happy until they end up with a lawsuit because of Teresa.

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/8520777/rhonj-melissa-gorga-chopping-block-teresa-giudice-not-fired/

🥩 Chefs Outdone…

One of my favorite parts of any Deck in the franchise – food p*rn.

💸 No Villa For You…

I love the bit of amateur psychoanalysis at the end.

https://screenrant.com/vanderpump-rules-tom-schwartz-shady-tom-sandoval-vanderpump-villa/

🍸 Next Rules…

Probably not much you really need to know.

🦔 Ending With a Smile…

Lotsa cute pets here.

https://honey.nine.com.au/pets/celebrity-pets/daad8159-e6e9-497d-9f42-ca1c18069679

🌪 Monday Holiday Day Confusion…

Make a return trip tomorrow for soap and random cups of tea. Until then, stay safe, stay not expecting someone else to clean up after you, and stay knowing your memories aren’t bound by four walls and a roof. They come with you wherever you go.

July 4, 2023 – Big Oops, Yesterday’s GH, Together Or Not, Morgan May Spin, No Dracarys Here, Today & America

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(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

My bad. I swear I read the soaps weren’t on Monday, and since most people were off Monday, it made sense. Oops. So here’s a quick(er) recap of yesterday’s GH. Tomorrow, we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled more information than you need.

General Hospital

Sam goes to see Carly and the moss bowl🎍. Sam tells Carly about Drew having to say goodbye to Scout, then having to console Scout afterward. Scout’s devastated. She lost her dad once, and now she did again.

Drew drops by Sonny’s penthouse, and tells him that he’s leaving for Pentenville today. Sonny wonders why he’s here instead of with his family, and Drew says, unfinished business.

Dante stops by Mac’s office, and Mac says, something interesting crossed his desk that he thinks Dante should see.

Sasha has an appointment with Dr. Montague, and Gladys tells her not to push herself too hard. Gladys knows she wants to end the guardianship, but she can’t rush mental health. Sasha says she just got an email from Gelhorn Jewelers. They’ve dropped the larceny charges against Cody. Gladys is sure they have their reasons, and Sasha has the feeling Gladys knows what they are.

At the pool, Scotty asks Cody to sign an affidavit so they can do business with the WSB. He has the feeling they’re going to play hardball. Cody asks if he’s going to be investigated, and Scotty tells him that the S in WSB stands for Security. Is that going to be a problem?

Michael tells Willow that Dr. Randolph isn’t meeting with them today, but sending someone familiar with the case. They have to believe it’s good news. TJ comes in and asks how Willow is feeling. She says anxious, and asks if he has the results. He says he asked Terry if he could deliver the news; it’s life changing. As a friend, he felt it might be better coming from him. From all accounts, the bone marrow transplant was a success.

Mac tells Dante that Gelhorn Jewelers dropped the charges against Cody after determining the clasp on Glady’s bracelet was faulty. A witness came forward. Dante reads that a waiter discovered the bracelet on the floor, and thought it belonged to the jacket above it. That’s weird. Mac says the waiter slipped the bracelet into Cody’s pocket, leading him to slip handcuffs on Cody. He imagined himself Cody’s father, not his arresting officer. Dante flashes back to finding out Mac is Cody’s father, and Mac says he wants to deliver the news himself.

Cody tells Scotty that the charges about the bracelet won’t stick. All it cost him was a new friend.

Sasha says, Gladys didn’t seem surprised or upset, and Gladys explains about the waiter finding the bracelet and putting it in Cody’s pocket. Sasha asks if Gladys is ready to admit the truth that she was wrong about Cody.

Drew tells Sonny that he’s said most of his goodbyes, and spent time with Scout. At least it’s not forever. Drew brought a guitar with him for Ned/Eddie. He’s hoping Ned’s favorite guitar will help bring back some memories. Sonny says, Ned took off, but he’s got his eye on Ned, and he’s not the only one.

Carly asks Sam to be honest about how she feels, and Sam says she’s unhappy and pretty angry. She wishes Drew would have made a different choice, and Carly says she does too. Sam says, Drew deserves peace and happiness, and sacrificed it again because of Carly. Carly doesn’t blame Sam for feeling the way she does, and wants to fix it for Drew, and Sam says, but Drew wants to fix it for Carly, which speaks volumes about how much he cares.

Sonny says he knows Drew was made an offer to flip on him. Drew could have given them damaging information and didn’t. Drew says, Carly would never turn Sonny in and neither would he. Besides it’s his debt to pay. Sonny says he’s not going to forget what Drew did for him and Carly. He has eyes in Pentenville who will look out for Drew. Drew says he appreciates it, but doesn’t think he’ll need it. Sonny tells him, keep your eyes open and your chin up.

Gladys says she was wrong about Cody, but he was wrong about her too. She’s not some diabolical mother-in-law. Sasha asks why Gladys didn’t tell her before she got the email, and Gladys says she didn’t want to distract Sasha before her appointment. She also thought Sasha would be angry because she’d blamed Sasha’s friend, but Sasha says, it was just a big misunderstanding. But the person Gladys should apologize to is Cody. Dr. Montague is ready for Sasha, and Gladys says she hopes she didn’t cause problems for Sasha and Cody, but Sasha says, there is no her and Cody.

Scotty says, after Cody signs the affidavit, he’ll have plenty of friends, and they’ll all look like Benjamin Franklin. It should prove he’s Leopold Taub’s son. Taub had no living relatives, so no one is going to contest it. This, and his birth certificate, will do the trick, unless the WSB decides to exhume Taub’s body. Can Cody cry on cue? The WSB were stupid and careless in losing the necklace, and Cody will suffer when they dig up dear old dad. They should push for it. Cody says, please don’t.

TJ says, they need six months to a year to know if Willow is for sure in remission, but they’re encouraged; there are no visible leukemia cells in the blood or bone. Willow can go home. Her immune system is still compromised, so they’ll have to make consideration for that. Willow wonders if it’s a dream, but TJ says, once she gets her meds and instructions, she can go home. Michael says he doesn’t think it’s a good idea. The gatehouse isn’t ready. Willow suggests they stay somewhere else temporarily, but Michael wonders if it’s safe. The kids carry germs; they can’t risk infection. TJ says, exposure to illness like chicken pox could be deadly because all her immunizations were wiped out, but they’ll go over it before she leaves. She says, it sounds like she’ll still be in isolation.

Sam says she realized Drew and Carly were a couple before Carly did. She’s happy for them, and if there was no other way out, she’s glad Drew stepped up for Carly. Her family needs her. Carly says she misses him already, and asks if Sam wants coffee. Sam says she hasn’t had coffee today because the kitchen is Dante’s domain, and tells Carly that they need to talk about all that Carly’s lost.

Gladys goes to Sonny’s, and asks if he talked to Sasha about not ending the guardianship. He says he did, and doesn’t blame Gladys for being concerned.

Sasha tells Dr. Montague that things are back on track, and he says he doesn’t want her to view the sessions as vehicles to prove herself to him. His purpose is to see if the guardianship should be ended, but he’s also here to help, and needs her to be honest. She says she is, but he says, she seemed troubled since she walked in. Does she want to tell him what’s making her so anxious?

Mac and Dante go to the pool, and tell Cody that they have news. Mac says the jeweler’s insurance company dropped the charges, and Cody says, that’s great. Dante says, Cody gets more excited about a chicken parmesan, and Cody says, to be fair. Mama Q’s chicken parm is perfection, but he knew he was innocent. What changed their minds? Mac says, a witness came forward and said they put the bracelet in Cody’s pocket, and Scotty says, the truth prevailed. He leaves to file the affidavit, and Mac asks to talk to Cody. Before Scotty can jet, Dante asks him what he and Cody are up to.

Drew hands over his possessions and gets frisked. There’s a song part while he does the equivalent of checking in; fingerprinting, photo, that sort of thing. A guard takes him to his cell, and from the hallway Cyrus says, it’s certainly not the MetroCourt, but it may be a step up from a leaky makeshift prison on a Greek island.

Mac tells Cody that he’s glad the charges were dropped but he had to do it, and Cody says he won’t hold it against Mac. Mac says he’s glad to see Cody and Scotty are on good terms, considering Cody punched Scotty when he first got to Port Charles. So Cody trusts Scotty? Careful with that.

Dante asks what the letter was about that Cody was signing, but Scotty says he’s not at liberty to talk about that. Dante wonders if Scotty is representing Cody in another matter, but Scotty says, Dante knows about lawyer/client privilege. Why is he concerned? Dante says he’s concerned that Cody is being scammed by Scotty.

Sasha says, what isn’t making her anxious these days? She guesses she feels the pressure of getting this right. He says, it sounds normal, and understandable. Has she tried meditation? She says she prefers yoga, but he asks her to try an app he recommends. She says she would like to feel more centered, and he says he has something else for her.

TJ says, Michaels concerns are valid. At first, Willow can only have physical contact with immediate family and a small number of friends, It’s crucial she avoids close contact with anyone’s who’s sick, and recommends they all wear masks. A nurse will be by with the information and medication. Willow says, he’s been invaluable as a doctor and friend, and he says he has to leave before he blushes. Michael says, the nightmare’s over, and she says, maybe they’ll get their happily ever after.

Carly tells Sam that it’s hard for her to wrap her head around all she’s lost in the past two years. Her husband, Jason, her hotel, now Drew. The $5 million SEC fine pales in comparison. Sam asks if she has it, but Carly says, even if she secures a loan, she still can’t afford it. She’s sick thinking about Drew in prison, and what she’s going to face out here. She doesn’t know what she’s going to do. What really pisses her off is that they’re in this position because of spite.

Drew says, Cyrus knows him, but who’s he? and Cyrus says he’s Drew’s brother in Christ. Blessed are ye who weep now, for ye shall laugh. He’s glad Drew isn’t weeping over his circumstances, and Drew says he’s learned time passes either way. Cyrus says his group would benefit from Drew’s outlook. They meet twice weekly in the library. Their brotherhood is founded on shared values, not on prejudice or partisanship. The minute he heard Drew was headed to Pentenville, he knew Drew’s place was with them.

Michael says, the gatehouse will be immaculate for Willow’s arrival, and he has no problem gatekeeping. Her health is all that matters. She promises to be good, and he asks who she wants to see. Sasha, Chase? She says, yes to both, but there might be someone else she wants to add.

Sam says, Carly has people who will help, but Carly says she’s not going to take a handout. Sam asks, what about Donna? and Carly says, thankfully, she’ll always be taken care of by her father. Sam says, what about Donna’s mother? but Carly says she’s handled setbacks before. The MetroCourt was a real blow, but she handled it and she’ll handle this. She just doesn’t know how yet. Sam admires her grit, and Carly says, they have that in common. Sam says, something she’s learned in the past few years is, it’s okay to ask for help and push your foolish pride aside.

Sonny tells Gladys that Sasha admitted she was nervous about ending the guardianship, and Gladys says, see? She’s not ready. Sonny says, it seems realistic to him. Nothing Sasha said indicated she’s not ready. So if she’s ready and the doctor and judge say yes, they’re going to stay out of her way.

The doctor gives Sasha a prescription bottle, and tells her to take five milligrams three times daily; it’s a mild sedative. It will help manage her anxiety and is often prescribed in conjunction with antidepressants. She asks if it’s habit-forming, and he says he’ll be monitoring her intake. He’s confident it won’t be a problem… unless she doesn’t feel in control. She says she does feel in control – totally.

Dante says he doesn’t want to see Cody getting in any more trouble, but Scotty says, everything they’re working on is aboveboard. There’s no scheme here.

Cody says, it seems Mac is always warning him against someone, and Mac says he’s not putting Scotty in Selina’s category, but he wants Cody to be careful around her. He promised not to interfere, and he won’t. Cody says, Scotty’s his legal counsel, and Mac apologizes. He’s prying. They might not be related, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t want what’s best for Cody.

Drew asks why all the interest in him, and Cyrus tells him, don’t be so modest. His story is well known. Business mogul, prominent family, philanthropist. Navy SEAL hero turned prisoner, turned free man. Drew says, turned prisoner again, and Cyrus says, yet one more chapter in Drew’s fascinating story. Far from the end. It’s easy to lose faith behind bars, and he believes Drew’s presence at their meeting will help restore faith to some of their brothers. He thinks Drew will find great comfort in this book of prayers. He hands Drew a Bible, and Drew says he didn’t catch Cyrus’s name. Cyrus says, just call him Brother Cy, and Drew says, as in Cyrus? Cyrus says, Renault, and Drew says, Laura’s brother? Cyrus asks how his dear sister is, and Drew says, the Cyrus Renault whose drug trafficking caused overdoses and nearly killed Sasha Gilmore? Cyrus says his past is lamentable, and Drew says, he tried to kill Britt Westbourne. Cyrus says, thank God he wasn’t successful, and Drew says, Cyrus can thank his late brother Jason Morgan for that. He hands back the Bible, and says, and God help Cyrus, if Cyrus ever approaches him again.

TJ says, it’s official. Willow’s discharge is being processed. She can stay as long as she wants, but she’s free to leave once she’s reviewed all of her medication and instructions. He can’t stress enough that they need to protect her immune system, and not see people outside of her limited bubble. Michael says, they’ve got it, and they thank TJ. He says he’s so happy for them, and leaves. Willow says, he’s been a godsend, and Michael asks if she wants to add TJ to her bubble. She says, yes, but she was thinking of someone else, and he might not be happy. He says, whatever she wants, and she says she thinks her bubble should include Nina.

Carly tells Sam, maybe she’s being prideful, but it’s her mess. She has to clean it up, but she’s risen from the ashes before. Sam trusts Carly will get the clarity she needs. As long as she keeps her iron will, a roof over her head, and her freedom, she’ll think of something. Carly says, Sam’s right, and thanks to Sam, she’s figured out a way to use all three.

Gladys tells Sonny that Sasha has no idea of how stressful it will be to be on her own, having responsibility for her finances… having to make decisions where Deception is concerned. She might buckle under the weight. Sonny says, she’s made her point, but she has to understand something. It’s not up to her anymore. Give it up. Gladys leaves.

Dr. Montague says, Sasha is doing good, and if it continues, he’ll be able to give the judge a positive report. She thanks him for listening. It means everything. He says, they all need support. Talk therapy, meditation, and the prescription are all parts of a consistent wellness plan. He’ll see her next week. He goes into his office and calls Gladys. She asks if he did it, and he says, her daughter-in-law is on a new prescription regimen. It’s only a matter of time. If Gladys having second thoughts, he can invent an excuse for Sasha to bring back the medication. Gladys says, no. Let’s move forward. It’s the only move she has left.

Dante wants Scotty’s assurance nothing shady is going on, and Cody’s not going to get burned by what he just signed. Scotty asks what kind of a lawyer Dante takes him for, and Dante says, a sketchy one with a bag of tricks. Scotty says, this time it’s torts, not tricks. And just for his information, all lawyers have a sketchy bag of tricks. Dante says, tort? Like a civil lawsuit? Scotty tells him not to worry about Cody, and leaves.

Cody says he doesn’t mind Mac looking out of him. It’s unnerving, but nice. Mac says, don’t think of him as a cop, but a friend, and Cody says he already does.

Cyrus says, unlike them, the word of the Lord is free; no strings attached. Drew says, forgive him if he doesn’t believe that, and Cyrus says he does. He’s a big believer in the power of forgiveness, as he is in second chances. Take the book and don’t throw it away until he peruses its pages. He’ll find its lessons very useful. Drew takes it, and Cyrus leaves. Drew opens the Bible, and finds it’s hollowed out with a screwdriver inside.

Tomorrow, Cody asks Dante, what if he doesn’t want out of it; Lucy tells Maxie that there’s a snake in their midst; Sonny tells Nina, never say never; and Tracy asks someone if they’re in or they’re out.

🔁 It’s On, It’s Off, It’s Confusing…

Take your pick. Although even if Allison Dubois was right (which was actually the first thing I thought of), it doesn’t make her any less of an a-hole.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/other/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-couple-kyle-richards-mauricio-umansky-split-report-medium-allison-dubois-reacts/ar-AA1dntq5

https://ew.com/tv/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-kyle-richards-mauricio-umansky-separated/

⚰️ Spinning Into the Spin…

I can take or leave Rick, but I wouldn’t mind seeing Morgan again. I miss him already.

https://ew.com/tv/fear-the-walking-dead-lennie-james-morgan-rick-reunion/

🐉 She Knows Something, Jon Snow…

I doubt anyone thought otherwise, but who knows with this show?

https://ew.com/tv/emilia-clarke-wont-be-in-jon-snow-spin-off-game-of-thrones/

🎆 Declare This…

The facts of the day.

https://www.loc.gov/item/today-in-history/july-04/

😔 It’s Not Really the Hardest Word…

Sorry again. I was actually going to double-check yesterday, but I was all wrapped up in Netflixland. For real, there’s no new Deck tonight; just never before seen nonsense and nobody needs to see more than we have already. Join me tomorrow for soap and OC smack talk. Until then, stay safe, stay leaving the fireworks to the professionals, and stay forming brotherhoods on shared values, not on prejudice or partisanship.

June 30, 2023 – Curtis Confronts Jordan, Returning, New Gig, Copy Cannoli, Shams Now, Runway, Vander This, Real Bonkers, Midyear Roll Call, Pick a Trailer, Winning, Mixed Quotes, Pet (!) Safety & Carry On

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General Hospital

Spencer leaves a message for Trina to call him, when Esme walks in with an ice pack. He screams at her to get out.

Finn says he’s sorry, and Elizabeth asks what he’s apologizing for. He says he’s not sure, but he thought he should, and she says, he has nothing to be sorry for. Tonight was really… Violet runs in, calling, daddy! and Finn asks, what’s wrong? She says, Aunt Elizabeth can’t leave; not yet.

Sonny thanks Sasha for coming by, and she says, of course (🍷). She always loves spending time with him. He asks if he can get her anything, but she says she’s good. She’s curious as to what he wanted to talk about, and he says, her future.

In Portia’s office, Trina hears Spencer yell at Esme to get out, and he says, sorry. He’ll call her later. Portia comes in and apologizes for keeping her waiting; she wanted to talk to Trina. Trina says she wanted to talk to Portia too, and Portia says, about Spencer? Trina says, no, about Curtis. She knows what he did.

Zeke calls Jordan and says he knows it’s late notice, but is she free for dinner tonight? She says she’s free, but she has no interest in spending time with him, and he asks if she doesn’t think they should clear the air. She says, as far as she’s concerned, the air is crystal clear; they’re done. There’s a knock at her office door, and she tells Zeke to hold on. She says, yes? and Curtis walks in.

Austin kisses Ava, and she pushes him away. But then she changes her mind and kisses him. Suddenly, they’re in the bedroom getting busy. Alrighty then.

Elizabeth asks if Violet had a bad dream, and Violet nods. Finn asks if it was the shadow again, and she says, it was. It was scary. She tried to find Finn, but she couldn’t. Aunt Elizabeth was gone too. He says, they’re both right here for her, and Elizabeth says, her dad has been here the whole time. They’ve both been here. Violet says, what if she falls asleep again? What if the shadow comes back, and she can’t find either of them again? Finn kisses the top of her head and tells her, it’s okay.

Sasha says, that wasn’t at all what she expected Sonny to say, and he tells her that he and Gladys were talking. She told him that Sasha was ready to end the guardianship. Sasha says, that is true. She’ll forever be grateful to Gladys for everything she’s done, but she doesn’t want to be a burden on her anymore. Sonny says, she’s not a burden to anyone. They just care about her and want to see her get on her own two feet. She says, that means a lot, but her decision is just partly about Gladys. She just thinks it’s time. He says, what if he told her that Gladys thinks she’s not ready, and she asks if Gladys came to see him about her. Sonny says, Gladys thinks she’s rushing things and she’s worried, and Sasha says, so is she.

Spencer says he told Esme that he was fine; now go. She says she’s not going anywhere. He could have a broken rib or internal bleeding. He says he has neither, and she says, because of all the medical expertise he has? What happened to him anyway? Did someone attack him? He says, we just got in a little fight, and she asks, who is we? Someone he knows or did he get in a fight with a complete stranger? He asks if it would matter. What does she care? She throws the ice bag, hitting him, and he yells, ow! She asks if he thought about what it would mean if he got hurt or arrested. Did he even stop and think what it would mean? He says, it happened kind of fast, and she says, then they answer is no. He didn’t think.  

Jordan tells Zeke that she’s sorry, but she can’t talk right now, and hangs up. She says she can guess what Curtis is here about, and he says, it’s not to get in an argument if that’s what she’s thinking. She says, good. He shouldn’t be angry. Not at her anyway. He says he just can’t understand why she’d tell Portia about their kiss when they agreed that it was best they keep it to themselves. If she changed her mind, why didn’t she talk to him first? She says she tried to warn him, and he says, right. Then she decided she knew what was best, and telling Portia couldn’t wait. She says she didn’t say a thing to Portia about their kiss. She never wanted Portia to find out at all. He says, if she didn’t tell Portia, who did?

Portia tells Trina, obviously, she’s very hurt. She and Curtis both made mistakes. Trina asks why Portia wants to let him off the hook that easy, but Portia says she’s not letting him off the hook. This is complicated. Trina says, he kissed another woman – his ex-wife. Why isn’t she angry at him? Portia asks why Trinia is getting all riled up about this? And Trina says, it was wrong. Is Portia really going to roll over and let him treat her like this? Portia says, this has nothing to do with Trina.

Like the Burger King employee who starts cleaning around your table while you’re still eating, Ava makes the bed around Austin. He asks if she’s really making the bed now; he’s still in it. She picks up his clothes, and wonders where his other sock is, and he says, on the sconce. She retrieves it, and he says, this is weird. Is this her thing? Is this like a post-coital clean-up thing? He’s okay with it, but it’s a little neurotic. She says she’s not neurotic, and he says, she’s orderly? She’s neat? She’s tidy, right? Is she coming back to bed? She looks at him, and he says, all right. Not too long ago, they were almost yelling at each other and were at each other’s throats, and they decided to do something else. Is that something they need to talk about? Ava says, they’re done talking, and she’s not coming back to bed. He’s leaving – she tosses his clothes at him – now.

Finn says he’ll be here if Violet needs him for anything, and she asks if Aunt Elizabeth can come in with him. He says, Aunt Elizabeth has to go home to her kids, but he promises she’ll come in and say goodnight before she leaves. She says she likes it when Aunt Elizabeth is here. Doesn’t he?

Jordan says she’s not getting in the middle of this. This is between Curtis and Portia. He asks if she’s respecting boundaries after the damage is already done, and she says, he can believe her or not. He says, she obviously knew it was coming. Otherwise, why would she try to warn him? If she didn’t tell Portia, who did? N’neka? She was at the club that night. Jordan asks if he really thinks N’neka saw them kissing and then went running to tell Portia, and he asks what he’s supposed to think. Who else could it have been? She says, it was his brother-in-law. Zeke is the one who told Portia.

Trina asks why Portia is trying to protect her. She’s not a child anymore. Portia says, Trina is always going to be her child. And she’s not protecting Trina in the way Trina thinks. Trust her. This is her attempt at being fair. She’s a grown woman and needs to figure out her relationship with Curtis on her own. Trina says, why? She’s right here. Portia can tell her anything. Portia says she appreciates Trina for saying that, but she doesn’t want Trina involved in any issues that she has, with Curtis or with her marriage. She doesn’t want Trina to have to think about that. She doesn’t want her to have baggage when she’s dealing with Curtis. Trina shouldn’t have to be taking sides or keeping secrets or any of that. She doesn’t want Trina to worry about any of this. Trina’s phone rings, and Trina looks at it and puts it back down, saying, it’s just Spencer. Portia says, she usually can’t pick up the phone fast enough for Spencer. Is she feeling okay? Did they have a fight? Trina says, no, they didn’t, but Spencer did.

Esme comes back into Spencer’s room, reading from her phone that rib fractures can have short term consequences, such as severe pain while breathing, pneumonia, or death. He says he thought she didn’t want to be around him, and she says, long term consequences are also possible, such as, decreased lung function and chronic pain. How is he going to yell at people if his lungs are damaged. Did he ever think of that? He says he didn’t realize she cared so much, and she says she’s calling a doctor, but he says, don’t do that. He doesn’t have a broken rib. She says, he might not know that until symptoms develop later, and he says, if they do, he’ll contact a doctor at that time. Please stop worrying about him. She tells him, who says she’s worried? She just doesn’t want to have to take him to the emergency room in the middle of the night. It would throw off Ace’s whole sleep schedule. He says, his mistake. It’s not about him, which makes sense, because in her eyes, he’s not worth worrying about. To her, he’s always going to be his father’s son.

Ava tries to toss Austin his keys, but misses, and they end up on the floor. She says, take a hint, will you? and he says, she’s throwing him out. She says, nothing gets by him, and he says, except his keys. They laugh, and she says, they both know this was a mistake, but they’re adults and can skillfully pretend it didn’t happen. Now get a move on. His shoes are next, and she’ll have much better aim. He says, she doesn’t need to do that. He doesn’t want to stay somewhere he’s not wanted. But just so she knows, he feels what went on here wasn’t a mistake. She says, if it weren’t for Nikolas’s accidental death, they wouldn’t even be here. They would hardly know each other. He says, but they do know each other, and they are here. And he thinks there are actual literal scratches on his back that let him know she thinks there are worse ways to spend an evening.

Finn says, yes, he likes when Elizabeth is here, but doesn’t Violet think her cousins would miss Elizabeth if she was here all the time? She says, they could come too, or she and Finn could go there, and he says, oh boy. Elizabeth comes out of the kitchen, and asks how Violet would like some of her special sleepy time magic milk. Finn asks how she knew about that, and she says, all the moms know. Violet asks if she put in the secret ingredient, and Elizabeth says, of course (🍷). It wouldn’t be magic without it. Violet takes a sip, and says, it tastes different than when daddy makes it. Aunt Elizabeth’s is better… but his is good too.

Sasha says she thinks she’s doing the right thing by ending her guardianship, but she wishes she was sure, and Sonny asks what doubts she’s having. She says, some days she feels strong and confident and healthy, and other days are just so-so; everything feels off. It feels like she’s just pretending to hold it together. Those don’t bother her so much. She’s used to those. He says, they all have so-so days, and she says, those aren’t the days that scare her. The days that terrify her are the bad days; the days when the darkness just comes back, because it will happen for no reason at all. She’ll be putting sugar in her coffee, then suddenly she’ll remember when she was pregnant and couldn’t have caffeine. It was the worst, but it was totally worth it. She loved her baby so much, and couldn’t wait to meet him. Then she’s remembering her baby is gone, and the sadness just takes over, and it just feels like a weight pressing down on her heart, and it scares her. She doesn’t know, was that a memory or was it just a delusion? Did she somehow think she was pregnant again? He says, they both know what grief does. It plays tricks on your mind, and messes with your sense of time. Sasha says, that’s what she thinks too. The next day might be so-so again, and the day after that might be good. So does it scare her thinking about being on her own again and making her own decisions? Yes, but something inside of her is telling her that she’s ready, and she thinks it’s time she starts listening to that voice. Maybe she’s making a mistake. What does he think? Does he think she’s doing the wrong thing in trusting herself?

Austin says he can see that Ava doesn’t want to discuss their relationship, and she says, they don’t even have a relationship. They’re being blackmailed together; that’s it. He says he does enjoy her company, and she says, they were yelling at each other just a while ago. He says, almost. They were trying to release some of the pressure, and clearly some tension… She says, he’s really sure of himself, but he says, not at all. It’s just really difficult for him to let people in. He doesn’t want to speak for her, but it’s hard to make a human connection. He’s just saying, let’s be honest, and admit to one another they just had a profound physical connection. She says, he lied to her. He kidnapped her daughter, and how he’s saying she owes him honesty? He says he can see where she’s going with this. Under certain terms… She says, a little advice for him. Don’t ever pull a stunt like that again. Because if he does, the next body she dumps in the stables is going to be his.

Esme tells Spencer that she doesn’t know much about Nikolas, except he kept her locked in a tower because he wanted to keep her baby away from her. She knows if given the chance, Spencer would do the same. Spencer flashes back to looking at the fake evidence and saying, just in case. He says he just wants to take care of his brother, and she says, that’s the difference between him and Nikolas. At least he’s here. Nikolas isn’t, and since they moved into Spencer’s grandmother’s, he’s been pretty reliable. Up until now. What happened tonight? He says he got into a fight with Josslyn’s new boyfriend. She says, why? and he says, because he was angry. Because he doesn’t like him. He doesn’t like what he did. Josslyn was dating Cameron when she met Dex, and she was still seeing him when Josslyn and Dex got together for the first time. She asks why he’s mad at Dex. Isn’t it Josslyn… He says, she wouldn’t understand; there’s more to it than that. He doesn’t understand why they’re talking about this, because she’s literally the last person he wants to confide in. She says, well, that’s dumb. Because she might be the only person who actually understands. He says, why is that? and she says, because she does it too. She gets angry. She lashes out. She makes choices she regrets. She makes mistakes, and the worst part is that when she does, everyone is just looking around judging her, like, oh look, here she goes again to her old lying ways. I knew she couldn’t be trusted. He says, and you’ve confirmed all of their worst suspicions about you, and she says, and they have no idea the entire time you were just trying to do the right thing.

Trina says, last night, she went to the Highsider, and Portia says, the biker bar where Oz Haggerty worked? Trina says, they were looking for evidence to prove Esme is guilty, and Portia says, let her guess. This little excursion was Spencer’s idea? Trina says, not exactly, and Portia says she doesn’t even care whose idea it was. She doesn’t like Trina going to that place. Trina says she wasn’t going to that place. Anyway, Joss had the same idea. She brought Dex, and Spencer picked a fight again. Portia says, so it looks like Spencer is back to his old ways, and Trina says, yes. She doesn’t even recognize him anymore. Portia says, really? Because she can. To her, he will always be the boy who lied to her daughter and put her in harm’s way.

Curtis asks how Zeke knew what happened between him and Jordan, and she says she told him. Curtis asks why she did that, and she says she didn’t know who he was. She just found out Curtis was moving back in with Portia, and needed someone to talk to. Zeke was just a friendly stranger with a sympathetic ear. They met at the MetroCourt, and she started venting. She didn’t use any names. She just told him that she’d kissed her ex, but it wasn’t going anywhere. He says, if she didn’t use any names, how did he figure it out? and she says, Portia introduced them. It didn’t take Zeke long to put two and two together. She told him to keep it to himself, but he said he had to tell her. Curtis doesn’t understand how she could tell a perfect stranger something so personal about them. It’s just not like her. She says she needed someone to confide in. He had Portia, and she was all alone. There’s a knock at the door, and she says, now that he knows, she doesn’t see what else there is to talk about. She opens the door, and Zeke is there. No surprise.

Jordan says, she didn’t have time to talk to Zeke on the phone. What made him think she had time for him to come by her office. He says he didn’t know Curtis was going to be here. Didn’t Curtis tell his sister that it was over between him and Jordan? Curtis says, that’s none of his business. Doesn’t he think he’s caused enough problems between him and Portia? Zeke says he wouldn’t have gotten involved if Curtis had just been honest with Portia from the beginning, and Curtis says he bets Zeke just can’t wait to run back to Portia and tell her that he was here. Zeke says, after what Curtis put his sister through, what does he expect? and Curtis says he expects Zeke to keep his damn mouth shut, or he and Curtis are going to have a problem.

Trina says she remembers how Spencer treated her, but he’s changed, and Portia says, has he though? Because the fight Trina’s describing makes her think he’s still working on it. Trina says, Portia thinks she’s being naïve, but Portia tells her that she didn’t say that. Portia tells Trina that she sees what Trina’s saying with Spencer. He has made significant strides in growing up since Trina’s met him. Largely because of Trina. Trina says, yes, he has, and Portia says, he’s more mature now, asking for help when he needs it… and he seems like he’s really taking the responsibility of Ace seriously with Esme. And Esme’s even seriously open to taking a parenting class with Spencer, which goes to show his responsibility, right? That’s a good sign. But by the look on Trina’s face, maybe it’s not a good sign? Trina says she’s glad Spencer is being responsible toward Ace, and Portia says, but what? Trina says, it’s nothing, but Portia says she’s Trina’s mom; she knows Trina. Trina can talk to her. Trina says she doesn’t care about the class. She can’t stand the thought of Spencer spending even one extra second with Esme.

Spencer says, sounds like they’re both trying to be better people, and Esme says, he’s just now figuring that out? Yes. Obviously, she’s been trying to be better. She takes the ice, and puts it on his side, and he holds it there. He says, it’s possible he hasn’t been giving her much of a chance, but she says, it’s not a big deal. She sits on the bed, and says she actually gets why it might be hard for him. He says, for him, why? and she says, he actually remembers the terrible person he was. She has to be told about herself over and over. He says, that’s hard, and she says, constantly hearing what a terrible person you are from everyone. He’s the only one who never talks about their history. They dated in boarding school, right? He sits on the other end of the bed, and says, for like a year. He doesn’t like to remember that time. She says, understandable. But tell her, were they really these awful people, destroying everything they touched? He laughs and says, no, not always. He was very unhappy when they met. He was estranged from his father and had a big chip on his shoulder because of that. He didn’t have any friends; just people who wanted to get close to him because he had money. So he was a bit of a jerk because of that. She says, him? A jerk? No way. He says he met her, and she really listened to him, and she took an interest in his life and didn’t just tell him what he wanted to hear because he’s a Cassadine. He started to depend on her, more than he thinks she knew, but none of it was real. She was manipulating him the entire time. She was his first love, and she was just using him.

Elizabeth asks how Violet is, and Finn says, finally asleep. Apparently, her milk is more magical than his. She says, cinnamon, and he says he can’t thank her enough. She’s really good with Violet. Elizabeth says she’s glad he feels that way. She was hoping she wasn’t overstepping with her magic milk. He says, not at all, and she says her boys are growing up. With Cameron all the way in California, she’s just been feeling it lately. He says, they’ll always need her, and she says she knows, but not in the same way. She guesses she has to let them grow up at some point; at least she’s been told. He says, Violet’s always here if her momage gets too strong. Violet always loves seeing her. She says, be careful. She’ll be over here every night making magic milk… She’s kidding. He says he knows, and they both get up and start talking at the same time. He says, she needs to get home to the boys, and she says she should. Even though they won’t be nearly as happy to see her as Violet was. He says, Violet, and him.

Sonny tells Sasha, know what he thinks? She didn’t tell him that she’s fine, she doesn’t need anybody, and she’s all better. She says she only wishes she were that confident, but he says, that’s a good thing. If she would have said that, he’d say she needed to spend a few more months with Gladys. In his experience, people who say everything’s great all the time usually aren’t. You can’t be great all the time, especially after what she’s gone through. She can handle a lot more than she thinks. That’s why he thinks it’s time for her to be on her own.

Zeke tells Curtis not to get mad at him because he kissed Jordan. He had to tell Portia. Curtis would have done the same thing if he’d been in Zeke’s position. Curtis says, that’s not what he’s talking about. Zeke told Trina – right after he found out Trina was his daughter – to steer clear of him? Zeke says he didn’t even get into any specifics with Curtis’s daughter, and Curtis says, that’s even worse, because he let her imagination run wild. She was just beginning to trust him. Zeke says, maybe she shouldn’t, and Jordan says, neither one of them should be trusted. Curtis asks her to remind him just how she and Zeke met in the first place.

Esme says she’s starting to see why Spencer’s so angry with her, but he says he’s angrier with himself for letting himself be manipulated by her. Esme tells him, sure, the old Esme was calculating, but she seriously doubts someone could fake a relationship for a whole year. He asks who she’s trying to make feel better, him or her? and she says, maybe both? She gets up, and says she thinks the old Esme must have really liked him… just a little. He says, it’s doubtful… Although… No. She says, what? and he says, there was this one time, he was trying to figure out what to get her for her birthday, so he was asking around. He asked the same friends who were leeching off him for money, and they told him that he should get her jewelry. Something expensive, which makes sense. So he did – she says, generous – but then there was this snow globe he got when he was a kid, and he’d taken it with him to school. It was so cheesy; two skiers on top of a mountain with a log cabin and fir trees. It was hideous. He doesn’t know why she liked it, but she did. She played with it every single time she came into his room. He couldn’t for the life of him figure out why. So at the last minute, he grabbed that as well. She says, instead of the jewelry? but he says he gave her both, just to be safe. Don’t get him wrong; she loved the jewelry. But her face when she saw the snow globe, the expression was pure joy. He’d never seen anything like it. He still can’t figure out why someone would have liked a regifted snow globe so much. She laughs and says she can. The old Esme really liked him.

Trina tells Portia, it wouldn’t bother her so much if it was anyone other than Esme. After what Esme did to her, Joss, and Cam, the thought of Esme being with Spencer makes her sick. Portia says, Esme needs to pay for her crimes, and hopefully, the evidence can be found to bring her to justice, but the PCPD have been down this road already, and they came up empty. Maybe they’ll never find anything. Hold on. Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t they have evidence, and a collective decision was made to hold off on that? Trina says, then what? Esme will just be in her life forever? Portia says, no one can predict the future, but if Spencer’s in Trina’s life and Ace is in his, then Esme will be in hers.

Esme says, if Spencer wants to get some rest, she can take the night shift with Ace, and he says, that would be great, thanking her. She walks to the door, and says, oh. Would he be willing to take a parenting class with her at the hospital? She wouldn’t ask, but Dr. Robinson thought it would be helpful… He says, it’s for Ace, right? and she says, exactly. He says, just let him know, and she thanks him, telling him to keep the ice on for another ten minutes. She leaves, and in the hallway, she smiles.

Trina says she can’t accept that Esme is going to be in her life. She wants to be with Spencer… At least she thought she did. Just not like this, spending all of his time with Esme, or raising a child on his own. Portia says, that’s what she’s been trying to get Trina to see. She has to have her own life. She’s smart and beautiful, and has so many opportunities. She has this whole big world she hasn’t tapped into yet. Please don’t make it smaller. Not when she doesn’t have to.

Curtis says he sees what’s going on here, and Zeke tells him, back off. It’s none of his business. Jordan says she can handle her own ex-husband, thank you. But Zeke’s right. Stay out of it. Curtis says, what happens between Jordan and Zeke is none of his business, but what happens with his daughter is. Zeke better think twice before he interferes again. Curtis walks out, and Zeke says, that was awkward. Now that he’s gone, they should talk. She says, there’s nothing to discuss. He knows the way out. He leaves.

Sasha says she’s glad they had this talk. She wasn’t sure she was making the right decision. He says, you never know if it’s the right decision, but she’s on the right track. She’s on her own, but he’s always here to back her, and he thinks Gladys is too. They hug, and he tells her to get out of here and live her life. She thanks him.

Elizabeth says she had a good time too, and Finn says, what she got was an eight-year-old’s version of the perfect date. He can’t thank her enough for letting Violet do that. She says, it was fun, and he says he’d drive her home, but… She says, his baby’s asleep, and she drove herself here. They say goodnight, and she leaves.

Austin says, if he leaves now he has to wake the boat launching guy. Wouldn’t it be better if he spent the night? She says, he could swim, as she hustles him out the door, but he says he’s exhausted, and he thinks she knows why. In fact, he’s willing to bet she’s going to sleep pretty soundly tonight. She closes the door in his face, and smiles.

Tomorrow, Sasha asks when Gladys is going to admit the truth; Mac tells Dante that something interesting crossed his desk; Sonny tells Drew to keep his eyes open and his chin up; and Cyrus says, Drew’s place is with them.

💣 Bible Thumping Bad Guy…

The second I heard Pentenville, I knew it.

💰 A Little Typecasting…

Except this time, he’ll be playing a real-life entitled brat.

👩🏻‍🍳 Anything But the Cannoli…

Everyone involved has too much time on their hands.

💳 Gone But Not Forgotten…

I loved this show, although the fight between MJ and Reza was brutal.

👗 Ruling the Runway…

This week’s Project Runway. This site’s recaps are the best. It’s odd I would like this show so much, since I can’t sew worth a damn. In the same vein, there are endless cooking shows I also enjoy. I guess those who can’t do, watch other people doing.

🍸 VanderStuff…

The fans aren’t having it.

I have no doubt the producers pump (no pun intended) up the drama, although I find the editing tactics more off-putting. Especially the thing about the galaxy lights. This site and I don’t see eye to eye on who the bad guys are on several shows either.

Heaven forbid this should ever happen, but they’re spot-on with their choices.

🐻 Out There…

I don’t remember most of these, and didn’t watch much of the ones I remember. It’s probably just as well.

🥀 So Far This Year…

Only six months in, and it’s already an unbelievably long list. I was sad to hear Alan Arkin passed today. If you’ve never seen The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, you’re missing a classic and an amazing performance by him.

https://ew.com/celebrity/stars-we-lost-in-2023-celebrity-deaths/

📽 Trailer Yourself…

You know I love the Barbie one.

https://ew.com/movies/best-movie-trailers-2023-golden-trailer-awards/

🐕 So Ugly They’re Cute…

There are no ugly dogs, but if there were, these would win. Please note there was a Pekingese finalist this year.

https://people.com/photos-2023-ugliest-dog-contest-winners-7553615

🐡 Quotes of the Week

The ability to discipline yourself to delay gratification in the short term in order to enjoy greater rewards in the long term, is the indispensable prerequisite for success. – Brian Tracy

Never stop just because you feel defeated. The journey to the other side is attainable only after great suffering. – Santosh Kalwar

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love – then make that day count!Steve Maraboli

I’m a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don’t trust diamonds and gold.Eartha Kitt

The best revenge is to be unlike those who performed the injury. – Marcus Aurelius

Having a cat is exactly like not having a cat except sometimes you see a cat.@uberjnet, Twitter

No man is great enough or wise enough for any of us to surrender our destiny to. The only way in which anyone can lead us is to restore to us the belief in our own guidance. – Henry Miller

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. – Bob Marley

They’re filming this, Kevin. Shut up. – a hoarder to her husband on Hoarding: Buried Alive

That’s the trouble with your whole MTV, microwave dinner generation. You want it all now. You think you deserve it just because you want it? It doesn’t work like that. You have to earn it, you have to take it, you have to make it yours. but before you do that, Guy, you need to decide what it is you really want. – Buddy Ackerman (Kevin Spacey), Swimming with Sharks

🎆 Declaring My Independence…

There’s no soap or Deck on Monday, and I have no clue about Tuesday, since that’s the actual 4th, so see you whenever the soap falls next. Until then, stay safe, stay enjoying your 4th of July weekend, and stay not saying you’re great all the time if you really aren’t.

June 29, 2023 – Trina Walks Out On Spencer, Jackson, Not Guilty, Farewell, On Or Not, Fancy Feud, Andy’s Call, She’s a Tease, VanderNews, Dream Tour & Call Me

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Elizabeth goes to Finn’s place, and he says, this is a pleasant surprise. What can he do for her? She says, he invited her here, and he looks confused. While she looks for the text, Violet comes out, and says, good. Aunt Elizabeth is in time for her dinner.

While she sips a martini, Ava flashes back to slapping Austin after realizing he took Avery. There’s a knock at her door, and Austin says, they need to talk before she gets them both killed.

Drew asks if Carly is okay, and she says she can’t believe this is their last night together, possibly for three years. It just feels so wrong. He says, it’s the only choice he could make. He couldn’t look at himself in the mirror, he couldn’t be a father to Scout, he couldn’t even hold his head up if he did otherwise.

At the hospital, Portia says she knows it was short notice when she asked Esme to stop by. And she brought the baby; he’s so adorable. He’s really growing, right? Esme says she just came from work, and Spencer was supposed to pick him up from daycare, but he had other plans. Portia says, that’s actually one of the reasons she called Esme over here. There’s something she thinks they should discuss. Esme asks, what about? and Portia says, Esme and Spencer, and how they plan to co-parent Ace.

Walking into the Highsider, Spencer says, Trina and Joss came here alone? She says, they sure did. There was a bar fight, the cops had to come, and they got carded. Hopefully, this visit will be less eventful. He says, Esme certainly picked the right spot to score a black-market phone, and Trina says she’s just hoping they can find a witness who can confirm that Oz Haggerty sold one to her, but he says, this whole thing is convoluted. They already had the evidence they needed. She says she’s talking about real proof. Maybe a bartender or a waitress saw Oz negotiating with Esme; maybe even saw him giving her the phone. He thinks it’s a waste of time, but she says, they need something real. Not some made up evidence that his Uncle Victor left him. Have a little faith. He says, forgive him for not being overly optimistic that they’ll get help or cooperation from a bunch of lowlifes. Josslyn walks in with Dex, and tells Spencer, maybe you’re the wrong person to be asking.

At the bar, Dante says, to us and a well-deserved night out, where no one will ever find us, and they clink beer bottles. She says she doesn’t know, looking over at Josslyn and the others. She hates to disappoint him.

Ava says she doesn’t want to see Austin right now, but he walks in anyway. He pours himself a drink, and she says she doesn’t remember offering him one, but he says he thinks a drink is the least she can owes him after what he did for her today. She asks if he means scaring her to death; making her believe her child had been kidnapped. He says, no. He means staging an incident that got the nanny out of the way without A, getting Avery kidnapped for real, and B, not getting her nanny killed. Because make no mistake, if Mason had thought even for one second that Pilar was inhibiting her ability to spy on Sonny, Pilar would meet up with a very unfortunate accident. That’s something he can’t live with. So he made the call. He thought it was better for Pilar to lose her job than lose her life. Bottoms up. She asks what the hell he’s gotten her into.

Esme tells Portia that Spencer is Ace’s brother, not his parent. Ace’s actual father Nikolas decided to run away rather than face justice for keeping her prisoner. That leaves her as his only parent. Portia says, from a legal standpoint, Esme is absolutely correct, but sometimes the daily realities of raising a child aren’t so cut and dried. In fact, if she remembers correctly, they’re exhausting and messy. She’s been there. She been in Esme’s situation, but knows what it’s like to have somebody who’s really supporting you 100%. That was her ex-husband Marcus Taggert, and for Esme, that appears to be Spencer. He’s clearly extremely devoted to his baby brother. Esme says, Spencer does care a great deal about Ace, but when it comes to actual caregiving, sometimes Spencer is available and accommodates, but sometimes not. It’s like a constant negotiation. Portia says, that’s why she thought it might be a good idea for Esme and Spencer to take a parenting class together.

Josslyn and Dex sit with Spencer and Trina, and Josslyn says she can’t believe this place hasn’t changed at all. Spencer says he can’t believe she and Trina came in there alone, like a couple of undercover agents, trying to get dirt on Esme. Josslyn says, and here they are again, and Trina says, but this time they’re not alone. Dex says, in case they start another barroom brawl? and Trina says, they didn’t start it. Spencer asks if this is the kind of place Dex is used to, and Dex says he’s seen his fair share of place like this, especially in the service. They’re all over the world; they have their advantages. I just have to say, this bar looks nothing like the way they’re making it sound. I’ve been in actual shady bars, and they don’t look like this. Josslyn says, hopefully, they can find something real that ties Esme to Oz Haggerty, and Spencer says, something real? Josslyn says, something not fake, like the evidence his Uncle Victor left him, and Trina says, it just kind of came out. Josslyn says she knows why he’d want to use it. They all know Esme’s guilty. Spencer says, that’s kind of his point. It’s not considered framing someone if the person actually did the crime. He knows his Uncle Victor was insane, but he was also a pro. The evidence Victor gave him would hold up to scrutiny, and he feels like they’re wasting a lot of time when they already have what they need to take Esme down. Trina says, so he’s telling them that he kept the fake evidence.

Sam wonders what those four are up to, but Dante says he doesn’t give a damn. He’s off duty, and he’s with his girl at the bar of her choice. As far as he’s concerned, they’re the only ones here. They clink bottles again.

Carly tells Drew that she should have done more. She feels so responsible. Michael came to her, and he wanted her to flip on Sonny. He had proof, and he said if she testified against Sonny, the Feds would probably back off and keep Drew out of it altogether, but she couldn’t. He says, that’s because it’s not who she is. He’d never expect that. She says, but he’s not culpable. All he did was tell her about the plan to merge ELQ and Aurora. She’s the one who acted on insider information. She’s the one who’s guilty. He’s not; Sonny’s not. Sonny’s guilty of a whole bunch of other stuff… He says he doesn’t care about Sonny. His going to prison has nothing to do with her. She says, it has everything to do with her. He’s going to prison to protect her, and she doesn’t know if she can live with that.

Violet puts a vase of peonies on the coffee table, and Elizabeth says, wow. Those are gorgeous. Finn asks where she got them, and Violet says she ordered them on his phone, but they’re pink, Aunt Elizabeth’s favorite. Does she like them? Elizabeth says she loves them, and Violet says she forgot the candles. You can’t have a romantic dinner without candles. She knows she’s not supposed to light them, and asks if Finn will help her. He says he’ll light the candles, and Violet runs off to get them. Finn tells Elizabeth that clearly he and Violet need to have a long conversation about boundaries, and she says, it looks like they’ve been set up by a pintsized matchmaker. He says he guesses they’re having a date.

Drew says, what if he told Carly that his going to prison isn’t really about protecting her, and she says she’d call him a liar. He says, okay, it is about protecting her, but it’s not only about her. It’s about her children and the extended family that they share. He thinks about it like a cost benefit analysis. (Can he get more boring?) If he goes to prison, it causes the least amount of collateral damage. It’s just the logical choice. She says, this isn’t spreadsheets and algorithms. There’s nothing logical about this.

Austin says, Ava’s in this mess because of him? It’s the other way around. He’s in this mess because of her. Because she killed her husband and left him in the tack room. She says, it was an accident. She didn’t mean to kill her husband. She was just trying to keep him from taking her daughter. Austin knows that. He says, all right, but he’s dead, and she left his body out where any old body could find him, and guess who did? Mason. And now Mason’s got them exactly where he wants them. He’s in this mess because of her. If she goes down for murdering her husband, he’s going to prison as an accessory. He’ll spend the rest of his life in prison for a killing he had nothing to do with. She says, he offered to help her, and he says, because she asked. Now they’ve got all the leverage over him they could ever possibly want, unless they decide to let Mason do his thing and get them out of the way. Ava asks, enough with the they. Who is the they? Who is behind him and Mason?

Violet finishes setting the table, and says, it’s ready. Finn says he thinks she forgot a place setting. Where is she going to sit? She says, not with them. This is a date, just for the two of them. She’s going to be their server. Please have a seat. They sit on the sofa, and Violet says she’ll get the drinks. She goes to the kitchen, and Finn says, it’s been a minute since they spent time outside of work. She says, that’s why, when she got his text, she was thinking that… She knows the text was from Violet, but… never mind. He says he’d like to hear, when Violet runs in with a jar of something that looks like pink lemonade, and Finn says he’ll help her pour, taking it from her. He pours a glass for Elizabeth and himself, when there’s a knock at the door. Violet says, dinner’s here, and Finn says, she ordered dinner from his phone? She says, dessert too.

Dante says he doesn’t think he told Sam, but she did an incredible job officiating at Michael and Willow’s wedding. She asks where that came from, and he says he wanted to tell her, but they haven’t had a lot of time to sit and connect with each other because everything’s been so crazy. She looked so beautiful in that pink dress. She found a way to be appropriate and official, but smoking hot at the same time. He doesn’t know how she does it. She thanks him, and he says she was warm and loving, and made it about them, not her. She says, it was about them; it was their wedding. He says, not to him. They were saying their vows, but all he could think about was her.

Spencer tells Trina that he kept the evidence as Plan B. He saw no reason to get rid of it. Right now, Esme is being marginally cooperative. Should that ever change, or if she should regain her memories again, or revert to being her old self, or worse, take Ace and leave the country, he would at least have some recourse; something to take to the cops. Dex says, in his experience, taking evidence to law enforcement is more complicated than Spencer thinks. If Spencer shows up with this boatload of evidence, the cops will vet it. And if even one piece doesn’t hold up, Spencer will be arrested and charged with obstruction. Spencer asks, what makes you the expert, Mr. Combat Vet? If Dex is so good, if he’s such a talented soldier, why take a job opening doors for his uncle? Dex tells Josslyn, let’s go, and Josslyn says, lovely as always. Spencer gets up and says he doesn’t need Dex’s help. He punches Dex in the face, and caught off guard, Dex falls. Josslyn asks if he’s okay.

Austin tells Ava, these people aren’t like anyone she’s met before. They’re not you’re run of the mill Mafia types. They don’t care about codes or territory. They could care less about family or honor or any of that. They’re going to get what they want by any means necessary. Right now what they want is information about Pikeman from Sonny, and she’s going to get it for them. She says, they’ve made that abundantly clear, but what’s not clear is what they want her to give them. He says, give them what they’re asking for, or they’ll just keep ramping up the pressure. Or worse. They’ll get her out of the way, and come at Sonny from a different angle. She says, he’s afraid of them, isn’t he? She can see it. His fear is real, even though everything else about him has been a lie.

Drew says he knows Carly is scared, and she says she is. She’s guilty, and she can’t stop thinking it should be her. She should take the fall. He says, that would be a terrible idea, but she says, if it were her, they’d probably send her to Spring Ridge. He says, she doesn’t know that. The Feds made it pretty clear they were interested in her because of Sonny. Think about it. To save herself, she would have had to give evidence up against Sonny, which would have torn her family apart. Kristina, Avery, even Donna would have resented her for that someday. And if she didn’t give up Sonny, Joss and Michael would have blamed her for sacrificing herself for a man they think betrayed her. It was a lose-lose. She says, but none of that is his fault. It’s her mess. Outcome of her choices. She’s the one who chose to marry Sonny, to have kids with him, to have knowledge about his business. That’s on her. Why should he have to pay for it? He says, the answer is because he loves her.

Portia tells Esme that GH happens to offer parenting classes, and one starts next week. Esme says she appreciates Portia thinking of her, but she has work, and she doesn’t think Spencer… Portia says, some of the topics are just so practical. Like how to get her baby to sleep through the night, which can be extremely helpful now that she’s working. And also how to tell the difference between common baby ailments and something more serious. Esme supposes that would have come in handy when Ace had colic, and Portia says, the main thrust of the course is just to get partners on the same page, to be able to communicate effectively and set goals for the baby. She thinks that would be extremely helpful in Esme’s case. Esme says, they do have a lot of last-minute changes, and Portia says, having predictable schedules can really help with frustration and disappointment. She gets it. Things come up; adjustments need to be made. But if Esme and Spencer really do plan to work together, they can support each other in a calm and organized way. She just thinks it would be better for the both of them and especially Ace. Esme says, Portia does make some really good points, but she’s not so sure Spencer would want to take a class with her. Portia says, it doesn’t hurt to tell him. Tell him that she’s going either way, and give him the option to attend with her. He might surprise her. She gives Esme a pamphlet.

Sam asks if Dante saw that, and he says, dammit, he did. Dex says, the first one is free. The second one will cost Spencer. Josslyn tells him, relax; let it go. Spencer takes another swing, but Dex is more than ready, punching Spencer a few times before Spencer falls to the ground. Trina runs over to Spencer, and the bouncer comes out, saying, break it up. Dante says he’ll handle it. He’s an off-duty cop, and he knows these guys. The bouncer thanks him (they’re even polite!), and Dante asks if Spencer can get up. Trina tells him, just breathe, and Dante asks, what’s the problem here? Josslyn says, Spencer punched him, and Dante says he saw it. Sam says she saw it too, and Dante says, Dex could press charges on assault if he wanted to, but Dex says, they’ll just go. Dante says, that’s probably the best thing. He doesn’t know how many of them are actually over 21 anyway. Josslyn says she’ll call Trina, and leaves with Dex. Dante helps Spencer up, and says, as an ex-con, he doesn’t think Spencer wants barroom brawl on his record. Spencer, who can’t even speak yet, nods, and Dante tells him, think about that next time.

Ava says, Austin first came to town a long-lost Quartermaine. And when that didn’t pan out, he latched on to Maxie. And when that didn’t pan out, he latched on to her. All of his kindness… He was so solicitous and supportive after she was stabbed by The Hook. Was any of it sincere? Or was he just following orders? Has she ever been anything to him? Austin asks if he’s ever been anything to her, other than just her patsy.

Elizabeth asks if she can help Violet, but Violet says, no thank you. Did she like her dinner? Elizabeth says she loved it. Pizza is one of her favorites. Violet says, daddy likes it too. Sometimes they even have it twice a week. She goes to the kitchen to get dessert, and Finn says, busted. Not only does he allow his daughter open access to his phone, he resorts to bi-weekly pizza. Elizabeth says she’ll tell him a secret. Her freezer is well stocked with tater tots and chicken tenders, because sometimes that’s all you can do. And Jake wouldn’t eat anything green for years. Violet comes back, and says, we have a selection. She puts a plate of cupcakes on the table, and says, they’re not as good as Aiden’s, but they’re still yummy. Elizabeth says, Violet has to pick one first, and Violet studies the choices intently.

Spencer tells Trina, Dex has no idea the kind of havoc Esme has caused in their lives. Dex has no right jumping in and telling him what to do. Neither does Joss for that matter. Trina says, first of all, Joss is her best friend, and don’t forget she has stakes in this too. She had to agree to drop the charges against Esme, and she did it because of Spencer’s baby brother. So if he’s upset that she told Joss, and took it out on Dex… He says, no. He just doesn’t want Joss’s help, and doesn’t want her Neanderthal boyfriend’s help either. Trina says, that’s a very interesting choice of words because the only Neanderthal that threw the first punch was him, after he lied by omission about holding on to the fake evidence. He says he explained, and she says, it’s like everything in Greenland never happened. It’s like he came back and turned into this selfish entitled jerk he’s always been. She can’t stand when he does this. Maybe this is just him. Maybe this is just who he is. He says he’s sorry, but she says, no. She can’t hear another meaningless apology. She runs out, and Dante says, that did not go well. Sam says, no. She says, poor Trina, at the same time Dante says, poor Spencer.

Drew says he loves Carly, and he wishes they didn’t have to spend their last night rehashing all the things they can’t change. He wishes he could sweep her up and take her somewhere exotic and romantic, where they could go dancing all night and maybe walk on the shore at dawn, so he could tell her everything that’s in his heart. He wants them to be together. He wants them to move in together. He wants to wake up every morning with her and go to bed every night together. And instead, they’re here, but that’s okay. The world, the SEC, got in the way, but that doesn’t change how he feels about her and what he wants. They can still have that life together. It’s just getting delayed a little bit. She says she loves him too, so much. She’ll wait as long as it takes for them to have that life together, but they have tonight. Tonight is theirs. They kiss.

Finn asks how Elizabeth is adjusting to her role as head nurse, and she says she’s still finding her way. Some of her teammates are still adjusting to her new title. Sometimes she feels like she’s got this, and sometimes she wonders how Epiphany managed for so long. He says she’s absolutely got it. Their styles are different, but they both mix strength with compassion. Epiphany was kind of this force of nature, and Elizabeth is more soft-spoken, but she has a core of steel. She hopes that’s a compliment, and he says, it absolutely is. He thinks she’s… remarkable. And on top of all that, she’s a really good sport for going along with all this. She says, it’s her pleasure. She hasn’t had any pizza in weeks, so Violet planned the perfect dinner. They see Violet asleep in a chair, and Finn says, she’s exhausted. She really went all out. Elizabeth agrees, and asks if he wants help putting her to bed. He says he’d like that, and asks Violet if she’s ready for bed.

Drew and Carly slow dance as By My Side by The Paper Kites plays. He says he loves her, and she says she loves him too, and they get busy.

Behind bars, Cyrus reads from the Bible: The Lord is my strength and my shield. My heart trusted in Him and I am helped.

Dante says he guesses Spencer and Trina’s table is free, but Sam says, no. Bad juju. She’ll pass on that. Dante says he knows Spencer can be a bit of a brat sometimes, and she says, sometimes? When he was a kid, he was cute, but now… Come on. That is appalling. Dante says he feels kind of bad for Spencer. There’s nothing worse than doing something stupid and pissing off the woman that you love. And then he tries to flex, and gets his ass handed to him instead. She laughs, and he says, then his pride’s hurting and his body is physically hurting. And you know he can’t be comforted by his woman because he’s so deeply embarrassed. And then she gets even more mad, and then he blows up at her. Now he’s got to just try and grovel to her and win her back. She says, that’s very insightful. What happened to him? He says he pleads the Fifth, and she says, maybe from Trina’s perspective, you know that your guy is hurt, but you don’t know how badly, and he’s completely embarrassed himself. And that temper. You’ve got to wonder if that’s something you’re going to have to live with as long as you’re together. But right now, your guy, he’s on the ground. He’s in pain and vulnerable, and you’re torn between wanting to yell at your guy for doing that and yell at the other guy for hitting your guy. So what are you gonna do? Are you gonna… Dante says, walk out? That’s what she did. Sam says, you know what she would do? She would have taken a chair and broken it over the other guy’s back. But she knows she doesn’t have to worry about being in that position with him. She believes he has more sense than to ever start a bar fight. He says he can think of a lot of other cool stuff to do in this place besides start a bar fight, and they start to dance to the jukebox playing.

Outside, Dex says he’s sorry, but Josslyn says, he has nothing to be sorry about. He came with them to help. He told Spencer that if he uses that fake evidence, he’s the one that’s going to get arrested. And he’s right, but what does Spencer do to thank him? He sucker punches him. Again? It’s like the only time he could land one against Dex. Dex says, she’s really mad, and she says, yeah, she’s mad. Why isn’t he mad? Why is he smiling and laughing? Dex says he’s smiling because she’s beautiful, and he’s laughing because she makes him happy. He kisses her, and she says, his lip is bruised. He kisses her for even longer.

At home and obviously in pain, Spencer takes off his shirt. There’s a knock on his bedroom door, and Esme says, what happened to… She opens the door, looks at him, and says, you?

Elizabeth asks if Finn wants help with the dishes, but he says, not necessary. Especially since dinner came from a pizza box. She says, and a cupcake box, and he promises to have a talk with Violet about playing matchmaker. He loves Violet, but they can’t be together just because she wants them to. Elizabeth says, of course (🍷). There has to be more between them than that. She should get going. She picks up her bag, and says she had a really lovely time. Finn asks her to wait, and picks up the vase of flowers, saying, don’t forget these. She says, they look so pretty on his table, but he says, Violet got them for her, and pink is her favorite color. She reaches for them, and their hands touch.

Austin says, Ava thinks he’s just a sucker? Instead of going to the police like a normal person, she does that thing she does, and he just helps her cover it up like a normal person. She killed her husband. She tells him, stop saying that. She didn’t mean for him to die. He says he only has her word on that, and she says she only has his word that she can trust him; that he’s on her side. He says, if he wasn’t, he’d just let them kill her, and she asks why doesn’t he? He says, because he doesn’t want her to die, and she asks, why? He grabs her and kisses her.

Dante dips Sam, and she laughs, saying, he’s one hell of a dancer. He says, that’s easy when he has one hell of a partner. She says, one who, by the way, would never walk out on him. They kiss.

Trina finds Portia at the hospital, and hugs her. Portia says, what a wonderful surprise. It’s kind of late though, isn’t it? Trina says she was going by and decided to stop in and see how Portia is doing with… things. Portia takes Trina’s arm, they walk, and Portia says, that’s very kind of her. She and Curtis are in limbo at the moment, but when that changes, Trina will be the first to know. Trina says, it’s really hard when you have a strong connection to somebody and things happen to make you question it. Portia says she appreciates the understanding, and the visit. She thought Trina might be out with Spencer or something tonight. Trina says she wasn’t feeling it, so she decided to say her goodnights and swing by here. Portia says, lucky me.

Esme says, did Spencer fall? Did someone punch him? He asks if it matters, and she says, he blew up and ran to his room so fast, she got worried. He forgets that she was attacked in this place and Ace was kidnapped. Slams and bumps make her… He says, there’s nothing to worry about. As she can see, he’s fine. Thanks. She tells him, if you say so, and closes his door.

At Dex’s apartment, Josslyn asks if it hurts, and Dex says, a little. She says, here? touching his lips, and he says, no pain at all. She says, she should probably test it out, and kisses him. She tells him, stay down and let her take care of him, and they get busy.

Carly tells Drew, some days and nights drag on forever, but some nights end too soon. Morning’s going to come, and he’s going to be headed to Pentenville. He says, they still have a few hours left. They don’t have to start saying goodbye just yet. She says, he has to promise her that he’s going to be careful. She knows he has the skills to protect himself, and he’ll have to prove that at first, but after that, she wants him to keep a low profile, and stay out of trouble. She wants him to be a model prisoner and do his time, and come home to her. Promise her. He says he’s going to come home to her. He promises. She kisses him.

Cyrus tells the guard, a new prisoner starts tomorrow. Cyrus knows him. He’s a friend. His name is Drew Cain.

Tomorrow, Violet doesn’t want Elizabeth to leave; Ava pushes Austin away; and Sonny wants to discuss Sasha’s future with her.

🫲 Get To Know Him…

Or refresh your memory.

👨🏽‍⚖️ Good Luck With That…

This seems like a futile effort to me. I can’t see any reason empties should be in someone’s car. Did she say she was taking them to recycling?

🥀 Another Star In Heaven…

He was a busy guy. I remember him being in a lot of things.

🧨 Soap Independence…

So does this mean GH is technically on 4th of July? That’s not Monday.

🎬 She’s the Expert…

Doubtful she didn’t want to eclipse Taylor. It’s not so much what she says, it’s her schoolmarm know-it-all fancy pants delivery.

📲 One Season Wonder…

I read this three times and still don’t get how she was harassed.

💎 She’s Gotta Wear Shades…

Maybe the next season won’t be so exhausting.

🍸 Meanwhile, In Vanderland…

She’s raking it in. For once, we got to see people reaping what they sowed.

Giving you Lala.

Jax must be jumping for joy that he was finally able to pass on the title of Worst Human Being On Earth to Sandoval.

🩰 Life In Plastic…

This is one of the coolest things ever.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1377661/allow-margot-robbie-to-give-you-a-tour-of-barbies-dream-house

🪄 Life Is Your Creation…

Make a stop here tomorrow for soap, teatime, words to ponder, and music to end the month. Until then stay safe, stay interacting with an open mind, and stay not doing stupid things and pissing off the [person] you love.

June 28, 2023 – Brook Gives Tracy What She Wants, OC Inflicts Itself On Montana & Padam

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

At a poolside table, Martin asks if Lucy is going to give him a thrill and go for another dip in the pool, but she says, no, and asks if there isn’t a rule about waiting after you eat. He says, she hasn’t touched her burger, and she says, true, but she absolutely devoured his hummingbird cake. He says, she is his hummingbird cake… What’s wrong? Why does he get the feeling something is weighing on her?

Brook walks into Maxie’s office, where Maxie has papers spread all over her desk. Brook asks if the storm is over or should she hide under the desk, and Maxie says her assistant quit to find herself, whatever that means. So now Maxie is finding herself drowning in extra work. She doesn’t even know if she’ll have time to eat lunch. Brook says she had a feeling, and brought lunch to Maxie. Didn’t she say she and Lulu used to have lunch all the time back in the day? She says she did, and it’s sweet of Brook, but didn’t she ask for the day off? What’s she doing here?

In the nook, Tracy sends a text to Brook: Text me when you find anything useful at Maxie’s office. Sam and Dante walk in with Scout, who hugs Tracy. Tracy says, Leo’s not here, Olivia took him to the park. Or if they’re looking for their resident horse whisperer, he’s probably out mounting a defense for something else he’s done. At least that’s what she’d bet on. Dante says, they’re not here for his mother or Cody, and she asks, to what does she owe this visit. Drew comes in, and says he asked them to bring his daughter to see him.

Josslyn walks into Sonny’s old kitchen, and Carly asks, how was the pool? Josslyn says, it was great. She saw Dex and got to catch up with Trina. Carly asks why she didn’t stay, and Josslyn says, Trina had things to do, and she wanted to check on Carly. Carly says she’s all right, but Josslyn asks how she could be, with the judge giving Drew three years. Not in Spring Ridge, but in Pentenville, when there’s a deal in place? What’s the judge’s problem? Carly says she doesn’t even know where to begin, but the moss bowl🎍will make it all better. Apparently, Judge Kim saw an opportunity to be tough on a so-called privileged defendant. Josslyn wonders if by privileged he means a decorated Navy SEAL who just helped save a bunch of people from Victor Cassadine in Greenland. That doesn’t count for anything? Carly says, Judge Kim didn’t want the public to see Drew get away with a while collar crime just because he’d done some heroic things, and Josslyn says, but three years? And nobody even got hurt? She doesn’t even know what to say. Carly says, she does, so say it. Josslyn thinks she made a huge mistake not turning in Sonny.

Ned says he appreciates Sonny sending his goon away, but would have appreciated it more if Sonny hadn’t had his goon track him down and manhandle him back here. Nina says, nobody wants to hurt anyone. It’s just that Sonny is worried about him. Ned says he’s not a problem for Sonny anymore. He’s not a problem for anyone in this town anymore. So if they’ll excuse him, he’s got a train to catch. Sonny says, he’s not going anywhere.

Ava screams for Avery in the park, when Chase comes along with some officers, and says, they’re here to help. She says, someone’s taken her daughter.

Josslyn says, it’s no secret what she thinks, but does Carly regret not giving the Feds evidence against Sonny? Carly says, no. It’s a line she can never cross, but she does see the consequences to Drew, and can understand why Josslyn would say I told you so. Josslyn says, it’s not really their style, calling each other out like that. Probably because they agree on most things. Carly says, except this, and Josslyn says she may never 100% agree with Carly about Sonny, but she’s had a change of heart since the last time they talked about him. What Carly said really opened her eyes. She thinks she has been a little too focused on defending Carly and protecting Dex. She thinks she did lose her way a bit. To be clear, she can’t forgive Sonny completely for what he did to their family, but if Carly and Michael are willing to let go of their anger, so is she. At least for Avery and Donna’s sake. Carly takes Josslyn’s hand and says, it makes her so happy. Josslyn says she thinks she struggles because Sonny is guilty of so much, and he gets to walk around free. Now Drew is going to prison for three years. Scout has already been without her father, and now she’s about to lose him again. Sam must be going crazy about this.

Scout hugs Drew, and he says he saw some flowers in Monica’s garden that just sprouted up. Doesn’t she think Dante would like to see those? Scout says, sure, and Drew tells her to go show him. Scout takes Dante’s hand, and leads him outside. Sam says she’s sorry she couldn’t be at Drew’s hearing, but he says, that’s probably a good thing. It wasn’t exactly a crowd pleaser. Tracy asks what she’s missing, and Sam says, she didn’t see the news? Tracy says, obviously not. Some of us can’t watch the news 24/7. What happened at the hearing? Drew says, the judge rejected the plea deal. Instead of six months in Spring Ridge, he got three years in Pentenville. Tracy says, that’s unconscionable. That’s a miscarriage of justice. Drew says he agrees, but it’s what the judge imposed, and he intends to comply. He looks at Sam, and says, now the real question is, how are they going to break this to their daughter?

Brook hands Maxie a take-out container, and says she thought she’d come in and help with the social. So many more people are engaging because of The Deceptor. Are sales really that crazy? Maxie says, Brook has no idea, and brings up a file on her computer. Brook asks what she’s looking in, and Maxie says, the shared drive file that shows all the various products they’re selling. Brook looks over her shoulder, and Maxie says, they’ve had to up the number of Deceptor units they’ve produced, and they’re still selling out. She’s never seen anything like it. She’s sure there’s a limit, but they just haven’t reached it yet. Brook says, it’s amazing. They’ve obviously hit a sweet spot. The more they sell, the more word of mouth, the higher the engagement. Maxie says, the difficult part is, it’s hard to keep up. She hasn’t had time to find a new place to live. Brook says, she’s looking for a house? and Maxie says, she’s the mother of three kids. She thinks she’s made a two-bedroom apartment work for a really long time. She needs a bigger house with a backyard. It’s something she should have done years ago. Brook says, especially since she’s been raking in the dough for quite some time now. Why does Maxie think she hasn’t? Maxie says, because of Nathan.

Ned says, he sees where this is going. Just for the record, he borrowed Sonny’s computer last night, and did some online research about him. Quite the eye-opener. Sonny says he’s sure it was, and Ned says, Sonny didn’t mention he had a kid with Olivia. Sonny says, it was a long time ago. His name’s Dante. He’s a police detective, and grown up with a family of his own. Ned says, Sonny also didn’t mention he has this professional reputation. Is Sonny going to break his legs if he doesn’t stay in Port Charles and keep Olivia happy? Sonny says he and Olivia have a lot of history. It’s surprising how far he’d be willing to go for her, but he knows Olivia would want her husband in one piece. As far as his professional reputation, some of the stories are true, some are not true, but on that note, he’s going to make Ned an offer he can’t refuse.

Chase asks Pilar to tell him what happened from the beginning, and Pilar says, Avery was with her… Chase says, Pilar is her nanny, correct? and Pilar says, yes, Pilar Rodriguez. Avery loves this spot. They come here at least once a week. She turned her back for one second, and Avery was gone. Chase asks Officer Williams to take Pilar’s statement, and she goes with the officer. Ava says, they’re losing time. They say the first 24 hours is the most important in a kidnapping, isn’t it? He says, it’s possible Avery just wandered off. He did it all the time as a kid. He drove his dad nuts. At this point in time, there’s no reason to believe Avery was kidnapped. Ava says, he doesn’t understand. She has every reason in the world to believe someone kidnapped Avery. Chase says, why is that?

Sonny says, Ned probably didn’t find this when he was doing his research, but he has connections to every industry in Port Charles. Music venues, radio stations, even boutique record labels near Charles Street. Ned says, okay. Sonny has his attention. Sonny says he can’t make Ned be part of the Quartermaine family, but because Olivia and Brook are so important to him, as long as Ned sticks around Port Charles and lets them know he’s alive and safe, Sonny may introduce him to the right people, and who knows? They may even sign Ned to a record label. But the offer only stands if he stays in town.

Chase asks if Ava has a reason to believe someone would want to hurt her daughter, and she flashes back to Austin saying that she refuses to accept how ruthless Mason is. No one is off-limits. She tells Chase, Avery’s father is Sonny Corinthos. He has too many enemies to count, right? That makes all of his kids targets, that includes Avery. Chase can’t just assume she wandered off. He says he’ll call it in and get a PCPD Missing Child Alert. They’re going to find her. He promises. He leaves, and Ava says, Sonny, and takes out her phone.

Felicia and Mac approach Lucy and Martin, and Lucy says, this is amazing. She had no idea they were going to be at the pool today. What a wonderful coincidence. Mac says, it was sort of a last-minute thing. He has some paid days off coming, and Felicia insisted he spend one of them enjoying the pool. Lucy says, they insist he and Felicia join them, and Felicia says she’s had her mind set on a poolside pina colada all morning long. Would he get her one please? He says, coming right up, and Lucy says, that sounds yummy. She asks Martin if she could have a poolside pina colada too, please, but missing the cue, he says, she’s still got half of her first one. She chugs it down, and says, they disappear so fast. Where do they go? He laughs, and she says, please. Also, it would give him a chance to bond with Mac. He says, that’s important because… She says, because Mac and Felicia are her best friends, and ever since she got divorced from Doc, she hasn’t been as close to them. She’s losing out on those couple outings, and it would mean so much to her if the two of them hit it off. She plays with the buttons on his shirt, and says, so please, maybe have some small talk at the bar, get us some lounges, pretty please… He says, her wish is his command, kisses her, and goes over to Mac at the bar. Felicia tells Lucy, the coast is clear. Does Lucy want to tell her the real reason she called for her to come here?

Brook tells Maxie that she’s sorry. She didn’t mean to bring up an emotional subject. Maxie says, it’s okay. Her apartment is where she and Nathan met. On New Year’s Eve. He showed up to sublet it when she was leaving town. They talked for a few minutes, then went their separate ways. Looking back, it was a night that changed her life. And then she and Nathan fell in love, and that apartment is where they shared their life together. It’s also where she and Nina planned his funeral. Brook says she never thought about it that way, and Maxie says she knows when she moves into a house, she’ll make memories with her kids there, great memories. But she’s not going to make any new memories with Nathan. Her apartment has becomes like an adult emotional support blanket. She’s afraid to let it go. Brook says, Maxie doesn’t have to do anything she doesn’t want to do, but sometimes change can be good, right? and Maxie says, yeah. Look at them. Can Brook even remember a time they couldn’t stand each other? Now Brook is Bailey’s second mom, and Maxie would trust Brook with her life. Brook says, maybe she shouldn’t.

Tracy says she knows she and Drew don’t have any use for each other, but her brother is turning over in his grave about this. Drew says, there’s nothing they can do about it not, but she says, wrong. He can change his plea, and throw Carly under the bus.

Carly tells Josslyn that they filed an appeal. There has to be some way to set this right. Diane comes in and admires the moss bowl🎍, and Carly says she was just telling Josslyn that they filed an appeal on Drew’s behalf. Now that the hearing is over, will she be able to represent him? Diane says, she cannot, because Carly’s case is still being settled. She does have some good news. Carly says she’ll take anything, and Diane says, as of tomorrow, Carly’s accounts will be unfrozen. Both Carly and Josslyn say, thank God, and Diane says, thank God indeed. However, the court has determined a financial amount she’ll have to pay for restitution for her part in Drew’s crime. She gives Carly a folder, and Carly looks inside. She looks shocked, and Josslyn asks, how much does she have to pay? Carly looks at Diane, and says, five million dollars!? Diane says, it’s exorbitant, she knows, and she tried to talk the judge down. He will not budge. He assessed her the maximum fine. Carly says, five million dollars? This is her entire savings. And this isn’t counting property taxes, and food, and insurance, and bills… Josslyn says she has her trust fund, but Carly says, no. Drew didn’t make this sacrifice so the financial burden lies on her. Josslyn says, what about Michael? Or Sonny? She’s sure they’d help. Diane says, oh no. That cannot happen.

Drew tells Tracy that he’s not going to relitigate this. The judge imposed a sentence, and he has every intention of serving it. She says, nothing is final. He just needs a sharp lawyer and deep pockets; he has both. Sam tells him that she hates to say it, but she agrees with Tracy, and Tracy says, thank you. Wait. What? Sam says, the deal Drew made with the US Attorney was for a six-month sentence in Spring Ridge. Now that the deal has been altered, maybe there’s a little wiggle room for him to change his plea to not guilty. Drew says, but what good is it going to do? The outcome will still be the same, unless he says it was all Carly’s idea, and obviously, he’s not going to do that. This is for the best. Tracy says, for who? For Carly. Not for his daughter. He says, Scout has a loving, safe home with Sam and Dante. He knows she’s going to miss him, and it’s going to kill him to be away from her, but the disruption is minimal. Taking the deal, even with the extended prison sentence, does the most amount of good for the most amount of people. Sam says, he’s supposed to be the sacrificial lamb for the greater good? How is that fair? He tells her, nobody said life was fair, and Tracy says, self-sacrifice is a highly overrated virtue. He says he violated the rules. He’s got to pay the penalty. The best he can do is face the consequences. Sam asks, where are the consequences for Carly? Why is he the only one… Dante comes back with Scout, and Scout asks why they’re fighting.

Maxie asks why she shouldn’t trust Brook, and Brook says she’s no angel. Maxie says, doesn’t Brook think she knows that? They were co-conspirators when they passed off her baby as Brook’s. Brook says, but that was for a good cause; to protect Baby Louise from Peter. Maxie’s desk phone rings, and she says she’ll be right there. She tells Brook, that was distribution. They’re having a hard time keeping up as well. She’ll be right back. She leaves, and Brook checks the hallway, then goes over to the computer. She puts in a flashdrive, and sits down. She says, oh Maxie, you shouldn’t have made this so easy. There’s the Deception file with all The Deceptor information. All she has to do is copy and paste.

Ned says, if he takes Sonny’s offer, and signs with a local label, how does he know they’ll make him a priority, and not some local indy nonsense? Sonny says, because if he introduces Ned/Eddie, he’ll be a priority. Sonny’s phone rings, and Ava says she’s at the park with Pilar. Someone has taken Avery. Sonny asks what she means, and Ava says, she was with Pilar, then suddenly wasn’t with Pilar. The police think Avery may have wandered off, but she has a bad feeling. He says he’ll be right there, and leaves.

Mac and Martin go to the chaise lounges, and Mac asks if Lucy is forcing them to be fast friends. Martin looks at him, and Mac says, Chief of Detectives, remember? It’s his job to figure out people’s motives. Martin says, let’s put it this way. He wouldn’t put it past Lucy to recreate the same couples joy she had when she was married to Doc. Mac says, the four of them had a lot of fun, and Martin says, so he hears. About that. He’s sure Doc is happy with his sister these days, but he has to confess, he’s surprised the good doctor walked away from someone as wonderful as Lucy. He knows she’s made her fair share of mistakes, but he thought Doc would be as charitable and forgiving as she is. Mac laughs, and Martin asks if he said something funny. Mac says, Lucy charitable and forgiving? Obviously, Martin’s never crossed her, and Mac wouldn’t advise him to start now.

Felicia says, so Lucy is saying Martin has been acting strangely. How so? Lucy says, it’s really been since she got back from the safe house, but it’s been glaring these past few days. Felicia says, give her some examples, and Lucy says, his phone rings, but he doesn’t answer. He sends it right to voicemail and won’t let her know who called. And he’s especially cryptic about all business matters. And he clams up as soon as she says he helped her invent The Deceptor. Bizarro. Felicia asks what she means, and Lucy says, she’ll be telling people that she and Marty had this great talk, and he inspired her to make The Deceptor. She tries to acknowledge his contribution, but he shuts the conversation right down. Felicia asks if it’s possible he doesn’t want to hog the spotlight from her. Lucy did do all the legwork. Lucy says she did think of that, but she takes pride in being in touch with the universe, and Felicia asks what the universe told her. Lucy says, something is very fishy. She just doesn’t know what to do. Felicia says, sure she does. That’s why Lucy asked her here. Lucy wants Felicia to spy on her boyfriend.

Drew promises mommy and daddy weren’t fighting, but Scout says, sure sounded like a fight. Sam says, it’s just because mommy and daddy were a little scared, and Dante asks if Scout remembers how scared she got when he let her stay up and watch The Wolfman with him and Rocco. Scout says, mommy was really mad, and Dante says, the Wolfman wasn’t the only one in the doghouse that night. Scout asks Drew why he and mommy are scared, and he says he thinks scared isn’t the right word. More like a little worried. Scout says, about what? and he asks her to sit down. They sit at the table with Sam, and Drew asks if Scout remembers when he told her that he made a mistake at work and the police weren’t very happy about it? She nods, and he says, yesterday he went to court, and because of that mistake he made at work, he has to go to prison for a little while. Scout says, mommy had to go to prison a long time ago. She and Danny went to visit; it was scary. Drew says, it can be scary. It’s hard to have to stay there, but her mommy came home and so will he. She asks if he’s sad, and he says he is. Mostly because he’s going to be away from her. But sometimes in life you’ve got to do things you don’t want to do, so he’s going to go and make the most of it. When he comes out, the first person he’s going to see is her. She asks if he promises, and he says he does. They hug, and Tracy suggests Scout show her those beautiful new flowers. Before she leaves, Scout says she can visit Drew, right? and Sam says, every weekend, rain or shine.

Diane says, if Carly had economic ties to Sonny, that would only force both of them under the forensic financial microscope together. Trust her. It would not end well for either of them. Josslyn says, what about Michael? and Diane says, Michael sailed through this whole debacle unscathed, but if the SEC starts looking in his direction, hypothetically, did he know what Carly and Drew were up to? Carly says, understood, and Diane says, good, because if Michael offers a sum of money to somebody involved with his company’s insider trading, even if that party is his mother, it will force the SEC to ask even more questions. Carly says, in the grand scheme of things, it’s only money. Drew’s losing his freedom; Scout’s losing her father. Diane’s phone dings, and she says she has to go finalize paperwork with the Feds, so wish her luck. She knows it doesn’t seem like it, but this is actually a good deal. She leaves, and Josslyn asks what Carly is going to do.

Sonny arrives at the park, and asks, what’s going on? Pilar says she’s so sorry. She turned her back for two seconds and Avery was gone. He says, that’s not important right now. What’s important is that they find Avery. He tells Frank to look around, and Chase says, they’ve got this, but Sonny says, so does his team. Chase says he’s just warning Sonny. If there are other elements at play, his presence might escalate the situation. Sonny says he doesn’t care how Chase feels about his business; right now, he’s a parent first. Ava comes over, and says, there’s something Sonny needs to know, when Austin asks if they’re looking for someone. Austin comes out holding Avery’s hand, while in the other, she holds a balloon.

Ava asks if Avery is all right. She was so worried. Chase tells an officer to cancel the Missing Child Alert, and Ava asks where Avery went. Austin says he was out for a run, and he saw this little one running around by the pond all on her own. Avery says she saw a bunch of balloons in the air, like ten, and she wanted to see where they were coming from. Austin says he could tell something was up, because no one was around. There were no adults, and Pilar was nowhere to be seen. Luckily, Avery remembered him as a familiar face, and he asked if she would allow him to get her a balloon in exchange for bringing her back to Pilar. Sonny tells Avery not to do that again. Never run from mommy, him, or Pilar. She knows better than that. Avery says, yes, daddy, and Sonny goes over to Pilar. He says, never let Avery out of her sight, and Pilar says she got a call. She thought it was her grandmother, but it turned out to be a telemarketer. When she looked up, Avery was gone. She’s so sorry. He says, it’s all right, and goes back to Ava and Avery. Ava says she was scared out of her mind, but Sonny says, everything’s all right. He’s going to take Avery home with him, and when Ava’s done with the police, she can come by. Ava thanks him, and he leaves with Avery. Chase asks Austin where Avery was when he spotted her, and he says, on the south side of the pond by the boathouse… Ava watches as he talks.

Nina tells Ned that Sonny just texted, and they found Avery. She was all right; she just wandered off, chasing a balloon. She’s so relieved. Ned says he can’t imagine having kids. It must be terrifying all the time. Which is why he never wanted that baggage in his life. Nina says, you’d be surprised how children can make your life a lot more meaningful, even if it’s painful, but he says he needs the room and the time to follow his passion – music. Part of him feels like even if he sticks around Port Charles, being near these kids who think he’s their old man, he could grow soft; turn into someone like the man they think he is. Nina says she thinks it’s great that he’s considering Sonny’s offer. Being a really big fish in a small pond, there’s nothing wrong with that. Ned asks, how so? and she says, the boutique labels here, there’s no national reach, no touring infrastructure for him like there is in L.A. and the city. If he stays here, it’s just for the love of music, right? He’ll play in people’s basements and living rooms, but if he goes out there in the world, he’ll just be chasing fame, and glory, and attention. That’s not what he wants, is it?

Maxie says, sorry that took her so long… Her office is empty, and she says, Brook Lynn?

Brook hugs Drew, and says she feels terrible about his sentence. That judge was so arbitrary and unfair, the opposite of justice. She wishes it didn’t have to be this way. Drew says, him too, but all of their support means a lot to him, so he thanks him. Drew says he has to check in with Carly, and Sam says she doesn’t want to run into Tracy. Drew wonders if what Sam said to Scout about visiting him on the weekends is going to be a good idea for her, but Sam says, Scout handled it when Scout visited her. She’s made of steel like her mom and dad. Dante says, if Drew happens to get into trouble in there, let him know. He might be able to help. Obviously, he’ll do it quietly, so no one knows Drew has connections to law enforcement. Drew says he appreciates that, but the best thing they can do is what they’ve been doing; be present for Scout. They shake hands, and Dante says, good luck.

Carly tells Josslyn, that’s a fortune. They’ll figure it out. She’ll get a job. She just hasn’t because she thought she’d get the MetroCourt back, but it’s been a year. She’ll get a job; that’s her reality now. Josslyn says, please let her help, but Carly says she’ll figure it out. When she came to Port Charles, she had absolutely nothing. She started on the bottom and clawed her way to the top. This is a setback. It’s a blip in her life. She’s Carly Spencer and she’ll get every single thing back that she lost. She promises that.

Lucy says she really only asked Felicia here to confide in her very, very best friend in the entire world. She would never dream of suggesting that Felicia put the P.I. hat back on for her benefit, and perhaps try to get to the bottom of the mysterious circumstances in her relationship. Felicia says, if that’s the case, forget she brought it up, but Lucy says, Felicia wins. She just needs to know what’s going on, so will Felicia please help her? Felicia says, of course (🍷), and Lucy says, who knows? It might just turn out to be a big fat nothing burger. She takes a bite of a pretty tasty looking burger.

Mac says, in the spirit of their new friendship, let him give Martin a piece of advice. Lucy doesn’t hold a grudge too often. She forgives a white lie, a transgression, even a crime, but the ones she never forgives are the ones who dismiss her; who think she’s stupid, or easily manipulated, or lacking agency. Martin says he sees, and Mac says, but Martin and Lucy are equals, on the same level, so he doesn’t see a problem. Martin flashes back to the text from Ex #3: You’ve been avoiding me. That’s a serious mistake.

Maxie calls Janine, and asks if Brook is in her office. Brook left her salad in Maxie’s office, and… Oh. What does she mean, Brook didn’t come in today? Maxie just saw her.

Tracy says, home already? She takes it Brook has something for her. Brook hands her the flashdrive, and says, all the propriety information on The Deceptor, from the current sales report to the first communications about it last fall. Tracy says, last fall? That’s a lot sooner than we thought. Brook says, we? Tracy’s been holding out on her. Is she working with someone else to take down Deception? Tracy says, yours is not to ask questions. Yours is to do as I say, or else.

Josslyn says she believes Carly is going to figure it out, and Carly says, she should. The world may be kicking them when they’re down, but she kicks back ten times harder. She hugs Josslyn and says, they’re going to get through this. Drew knocks at the window, and Carly lets him in. Josslyn hugs him, and says, it’s good to see him. She’ll give them a second. She leaves, and Drew and Carly hug. He says, now that he’s here, it’s all happening so fast, and she says, this is where they say goodbye, and he says goodbye to the moss bowl🎍. They hug again.

Ned says, Nina’s given him something to think about, when Sonny comes in with Avery. She runs to Nina, and they hug. Nina asks, what happened to her? Is she okay? Sonny says, she wandered off, but she’s doing okay, and Nina suggests they go into the kitchen for a snack. Avery says, okay, and they leave. Ned says, Sonny must have been scared there for a second, and Sonny says, now Ned must know how his family feels. Ned says, except he’s a grown man, and he doesn’t owe the Quartermaines anything; just like the Quartermaines don’t owe him anything. He has some reservations about staying in this town, and how much a local label could accomplish for him, but that being said – Nina listens from the doorway – a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush. So he’s willing to give this arrangement a chance – for now. He and Sonny shake hands.

Chase thanks Austin and Pilar for answering his questions, and Austin says, right place, right time. Chase says he can give Pilar a ride, and she thanks him. She turns to Ava, saying, Miss Jerome… but Ava says, they’ll finish this conversation later. Pilar leaves with Chase, and Austin says, lucky for Ava that he was around when the nanny was out to lunch. Ava cracks him across the face, and says, you son of a bitch. You set this whole thing up, didn’t you?

Tomorrow, Portia says, there’s something she and Esme need to discuss; Carly tells Drew that she’ll wait as long as it takes; Spencer punches someone; and Ava asks what the hell Austin has gotten her into.

🍊 There wasn’t too much screaming on The Real Housewives of Orange County tonight, but there was a lot of lecturing on film protocol. Emily took her daughter Annabella, along with Anabella’s portfolio, to a modeling agency. I can see her being a helicopter stage mom. Kinder and gentler, but definitely hovering. The women were going on a shrews girls trip to Montana dude ranch, so everyone had to shop for Westernwear and cowboy boots. Emily wasn’t able to go, since she tested positive for covid, although she felt no symptoms. Heather was feeling empty nest syndrome because Max and Nikki were off to college, and Gina was feeling triggered by Jenn’s infidelity, harping on it at every opportunity. At the ranch, there was a mechanical bull outside in a corral, which I thought was weird. Shannon said she wasn’t getting on it because, vagina. She didn’t elaborate, and Tamra was like, there’s surgery for that, but in Shannon’s interview, she said she had a bony vagina. I hope she’s not putting that on her dating profile. She also said she wasn’t brushing things under rug anymore, and when Tamra toasted to new beginnings, in her interview, Shannon said she was hopeful, but cautious. It felt like the past two and a half years hadn’t existed. Oh, I’m sure it won’t take long to bring it all back. In another weird moment, Shannon dressed up like a saloon proprietress and served drinks. I have no idea if this is a dude ranch thing and planned ahead of time, or just random.

The bulk of the episode revolved around Taylor committing a faux pas or a cardinal sin, depending on your point of view. Since I’m only half-paying attention to this show, I don’t know all the details, but Taylor got a part in some movie. I’m guessing it’s like a Lifetime movie or something ironic like Sharknado. Anyway, one of the actresses dropped out, and Taylor asked if Heather might be interested. This opened up a weird can of worms that crawled all the way to Montana. Heather responded in her usual condescending manner, but not really fully explaining why she couldn’t just walk onto the set and start acting. Taylor’s feelings were hurt, and she looked at Heather’s IMDb, which she didn’t think was all that impressive. It probably isn’t. I think she’s had a lot of guest star roles on sitcoms and series, and done a few of them there Lifetime movies. Earlier, Heather had been talking to Terry about reviving her career, and wondering if her time had passed. Now she was whining about having put her life on hold to have a family. While she stressed it had been worth it, and I believe she loves her family, you’d have thought there were a lot of hardships. Have you seen her house? Anyway, dum-dum Taylor had to say something about Heather’s résumé to Tamra of all pot stirrers. On their first day in Montana, Heather had already lectured Taylor on the hierarchy of the film industry, and how the part wasn’t Taylor’s to offer. After she got wind of the IMDb assessment, it brought on a second lecture, as well as more weeping and wailing about how she’d put her life on hold for her family, and now Taylor was denigrating her career. In Gina’s interview, she said, while Taylor did a stupid thing, Heather was acting like someone took her Oscars away. She was acting like Judi-f***ing-Dench.

Next time, shoveling horsesh*t and driving a tractor.

🧊 Dropping It Like It’s Cold…

While I can’t promise blue skies, if you come back tomorrow, I can promise soap and tea for at least two. Until then, stay safe, stay using the words excuse me instead of just barreling through, and stay away from insider trading. It can be really expensive if you get caught.

June 26, 2023 – Ned Checks Himself Out of GH, Double the Pride On Deck & Express

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Alexis and Diane warm up for yoga. Actually, Diane warms up while Alexis watches. Alexis says, confession. She didn’t think Diane would be free tonight, and Diane says, the joke’s on Alexis. While Carly’s case has interrupted many of her evenings, Carly’s not facing a prison sentence, so warm up. Alexis says, Carly is very lucky to have Diane as a lawyer, but Carly’s not the reason she didn’t think Diane would be free. She assumed Diane would be out with Robert. Diane makes a face.

Laura, Felicia, and Robert approach Anna’s house, and Felicia says she assumes they’re in agreement. Laura says, they go in and persuade Anna to join them at The Savoy. Felicia says, she’s been cooped up for a long time, but don’t forget what Valentin said. No matter what, don’t take no for an answer. Robert asks if they smell something burning.

Anna is burning papers in the fireplace, when they walk in. Apparently, she leaves her door unlocked. Laura asks what she’s doing. She says, just burning her past.

Spencer asks if Esme is warming Ace’s bottle, but she says, now that it’s officially summer, she thought she’d make popsicles out of it, so she’s freezing it. He says, please tell him she’s joking, and she says, obviously. Since Laura and Doc aren’t there, she’ll have to share her good news with him. He says, she’s decided to turn herself in for her many crimes, but she says she just got her first paycheck. He says, honest pay for honest work; how does it feel? She says, it felt great. Until she saw the amount. She was hoping she’d get more. He says he’s been there, and she says, he worked? and he says, at Kelly’s. It’s a shock at first, but she’ll get used to it. He asks, how’s the job? and she says, Ace loves daycare, and everyone there adores him. Who wouldn’t? He’s adorable. And The Invader staff seems to hate her less now that she’s transferring calls to the right people. Mostly. He says, that’s great… What? She says she’s not used to him being nice to her, and he says, Doc and his grandmother asked them to get along, and they’re away… She says, that’s just it, isn’t it? Laura’s the reason they get along even this well, and she’s going to Chechnya to look for Ace’s father. She’s just afraid all this is going to fall apart.

Brook says, maybe they just took Ned for some tests, and Olivia says, he has to still be here. He doesn’t know who he is, and wouldn’t even know where to go, right?

Sonny asks how Carly is handling this, and Michael asks how he thinks. She’s ready to go to war for Drew. Sonny says, war with who? Even if Ned’s responsible, he doesn’t know who he is. Michael says, that’s convenient for Ned, and the worst possible outcome for Drew.

In the back on the phone, Nina tells Ava that she didn’t plan for this to happen, but now that it has, a tiny part of her almost feels sorry for Carly. What is she going to do without Drew for three long years? Ned approaches her, and she says she feels so awkward. She sees him, and says she’ll call Ava back. He says, just the person he’s been looking for.

Robert looks at one of the papers and asks if Anna realizes how rarely the WSB gives out commendations. She says, yes, it’s useless now, isn’t it? She doesn’t mean to be rude, but she really intended to spend the evening alone. Laura says, or she could come with them to The Savoy and maybe have a good time, and Felicia says, Anna hasn’t been out of the house in days. Anna asks how she knows that, and Felicia says, they’ve been surveilling her. Laura says, Valentin reached out to them. He’s worried about her. Anna says, that’s just because he feels guilty they’re not spending his last night in Port Charles together, and Laura says, he told them that Anna insisted he spend his last night with Charlotte before he left for Chechnya with her and Doc. Anna says, this might come as a shock to them, but she’s not good company right now, and Robert says, he’s been enlisted to help get her to the club with them tonight. The basic idea was Valentin’s, and she knows how Robert despises him. So why doesn’t she come along and endure it? If he can do it, she can do it. She says, that sounds like a lovely invitation, and Felicia says, come with them. Anna says she doesn’t want to; she wants to stay here with her thoughts and her fire. Robert says, so she’s fine, and she says, yes. He says, then what is she doing reading trash like this? He holds up a copy of The Sun with her picture on the front page and underneath, Anna Devane Double Agent. She says, every word of it is true. She was a double agent, and innocent people were hurt because of her. She thinks it’s time she dealt with that.

Diane says she has not been seeing Robert, and Alexis says, Diane said have not, not haven’t. When she does that, something’s wrong. Diane says she just doesn’t wish to discuss it, that’s all, and Alexis says, fine. She’s not going to meddle… just pry. What happened with Robert? Diane says, absolutely nothing. He chose Holly, Holly left town, and that, as they say, is that. Alexis says, if he chose Holly, why did she leave town? but Diane says she has no idea. Alexis asks if Robert said he chose Holly, and Diane says, no. He just didn’t call, and he didn’t write. Ergo, he was at home nursing a broken heart. As Alexis knows, she’s nobody’s rebound, and as Alexis also knows, she doesn’t wait by the phone. Alexis says, hell no, she doesn’t. She deserves better. Diane says, damn right, and Alexis says, okay, she’s exhausted. Let’s go. Diane says, Alexis didn’t do anything, and Alexis says, that’s how she exercises. Let’s get something to eat. Diane says, she can’t eat; she didn’t exercise. Alexis leaves, and Diane follows her out.

Spencer says, his grandmother wouldn’t have left him and Esme alone if she didn’t think they could handle it. He’s been doing everything he can to share in this responsibility with her. Esme says, he’s been really helpful, but she wonders about his commitment after Laura comes back. What happens when it’s not just them and Ace anymore? There’s a knock at the door, and Esme answers it. It’s Trina, and Esme says she thought Spencer was staying in tonight.

Chase picks up Ned’s wallet, and says, there’s no cash. Does Olivia know if he was carrying any? She says she doesn’t know, and he leaves to talk to the nurses. Tracy says, Ned would not have left GH. Eddie Maine, however, is foolish, immature, and thoughtless. Olivia says, that’s still her husband Tracy is talking about, and Tracy says, in the immortal words of Eddie Maine, lady, I don’t know you. Brook says, if they didn’t take him for tests, maybe he just went for a walk, or he’s raiding the vending machines. They don’t know if he left the hospital; Chase will find out for them. This is not a reason to panic. Tracy says, give it time.

Nina says, Ned was looking for her? and he says, yeah. Let him buy her a drink, and she can tell him all about this place. She says, The Savoy? and he says, yeah. What kind of talent do they bring in here, and how are the crowds? She says, they’re good, depending on the band. She just has to ask him. Isn’t he supposed to be in the hospital? He says, she thinks she knows him, doesn’t she? Well, she doesn’t, but she will soon. Her and anyone else with a lick of taste and an ear for good music. He holds out his hand and says, his name is Eddie Maine, and she says, Nina Reeves. Pleased to meet him. He says, nice to meet her. Let’s get that drink.

Michael says, Ned doesn’t know who his mom or Drew are, or that he turned them in for insider trading, and Sonny says he was the southern partner in L&B Records when Eddie Maine was touring. Ned lived a double life, but he always knew who he really was. Michael says, now he thinks he’s Eddie, and Sonny asks, how sure are the doctors? Michael asks if Sonny thinks he’s lying, and Sonny tells him, he didn’t say that, but he needs to see it for himself. Michael says, here’s your chance, and Sonny turns to see Ned clinking his glass against Nina’s, saying, let the good times roll.

Robert says, it’s all ancient history, and Anna has given a tone to all of it. She says, has she though? She feels she threw herself into work so she wouldn’t have to face the truth of what she did. She felt if she ran fast enough or far enough, her past wouldn’t catch up with her. Now it has. Felicia says, Anna hasn’t run from her mistakes. If anything, she’s owned up to her past. Laura tells Anna to think of all the times she put her life at risk to help others. Was she doing that because she wanted to atone, or because it’s just who she is? Some people they may never know, but the fact is, those acts of heroism and all the good things she’s done can’t be denied. Robert says, Laura is right, Anna’s still a hero. Anna says she’s also a traitor. He’s called her that, and she doesn’t want to involve them by association. Laura suggests Robert go ahead and get them a table at the club, and Felicia says she’ll walk him out. Anna says she knows what this looks like, but she’s not wallowing, and Laura says she thinks Anna is taking stock. Anna agrees and thanks her for understanding. Laura says, of course (🍷), but what she doesn’t understand is why Anna is shutting them out.

Ned/Eddie tells Nina that he’s been away from Port Charles for a while, so he’s trying to get his bearings; trying to find all the happening spots in town. Sonny walks over, and asks, what’s going on? Nina tells him, this is Eddie Maine, and he was just asking about the music scene in Port Charles. She tells Ned, this is her fiancé, Sonny Corinthos, and Ned says, her fiancé is one lucky guy. Sonny agrees he is, and Ned apologizes if he overstepped. Sonny asks what he means, but Nina says, don’t worry; he didn’t. Ned offers to buy Sonny a drink, but Sonny wonders why Ned is in a nightclub when he just got out of the hospital. Ned wonders how Sonny knew about that, then realizes he still has the band on. He tells Sonny, hospitals are for sick people. Lucky for him, he’s not sick. Sonny suggests he buy Ned a drink and introduces Michael. He says, they want to hear Ned’s music stories, and asks if Nina didn’t have to make a call. She thanks him for reminding her. It’s a business thing. She leaves, and Sonny asks what kind of music Ned/Eddie plays.

Nina calls Olivia, who says, the last thing she needs is Nina. She can’t even begin to think about the MetroCourt right now. She puts her phone in her pocket, and Chase comes back. He tells them not to panic, but Ned checked himself out. He signed a form saying he was leaving against medical advice. Tracy wonders what name he used. If he signed out as Eddie Maine, they should have put him in a straitjacket instead of letting him roam free. Olivia says, it doesn’t matter how he got out of here. The fact is that he’s gone, and they have to figure out where. Tracy says, Ned would have never left the hospital. Eddie Maine is probably busking on a street corner somewhere. Olivia says she wishes she thought Tracy was wrong, and Tracy asks, where do musicians hang out? Chase tells them to keep brainstorming. He’s going to call this into the station, and see if they can help track down Ned. Brook says, that was Nina, and Olivia says, Nina’s calling her? Brook says, she found dad; he’s at The Savoy. Tracy says, a nightclub; why didn’t they think of that? Brook says, they’d better go before Ned breaks loose again.

Spencer asks Trina if he’s in trouble. Did he forget something? She says he didn’t forget anything, but she knows how busy he’s been, and she thought they could have a chill night in. She even brought snacks. He says, it’s good to see her, snacks or no snacks, but… Esme asks if they’re going to watch a movie, but Trina says, they haven’t decided yet. Esme says, there’s a lot of movies and shows on streaming right now. They don’t mind if she joins them, do they? They’re like, um… and Esme says she was just kidding. She’s going to feed Ace, give him a bath, then it’s bedtime for both of them. She leaves, and Trina says, wow. It’s a shock to the system to see him and Esme together like this. He says, like what? and she says, on the same side like they used to be.

Looking at the instruments on stage, Ned says he’s a man without a band, and Sonny asks if Ned has representation. Ned says, not currently, but he’s going to put out some feelers though. It’s been a while. Sonny says he knows how that is. Michael asks if Sonny doesn’t know a few people in the music business, and Sonny says he doesn’t see why he can’t reach out. Ned says, Michael’s not into music, is he? but Michael says he is. Ned asks, what was the last show he went to? and Michael says, actually, Fido, right here on this stage. Ned says, never heard of them, but Michael says, he should. But then again, it was a long time ago. Since then, he’s been kind of busy, taking care of his family and running the business. Ned says, right. He’s all business. Life is short. You gotta live a little, kid. Relax. Nina comes back, and Sonny asks, how’d it go? She says, great. The issue is headed to the press. Ned says, issue? and Nina says she runs a magazine. So what does he think of The Savoy? Ned says, after some of the dives he’s played in, this place is a palace.

Anna says, Laura is the mayor of Port Charles and shouldn’t be seen with her. What if someone were to take their photo? Laura says she doesn’t care about that, and Anna says, maybe she should. She’s a politician. Laura says she didn’t get elected to office by hiding her past, and she’s well-aware of the complexity of Anna’s, and she’d be honored to have her picture taken with Anna. Felicia says she would challenge anyone to compare the good Anna’s done against the wrongs they’re writing. It’s no contest. Anna says she appreciates that, and she knew of course (🍷) that they wouldn’t turn their backs on her, no matter how much she wants them to. But it’s not about what other people think of her; it’s what she thinks of herself. She’d come to terms with her past, and even the crimes she was a part of because of her work as an agent. She felt somehow she was balancing the scales, but now that she’s no longer an agent and won’t ever be again, she realizes she’s not ready to let go of that part of her life because she feels like her work isn’t done.

Sonny tells Ned that he invested in a small club back in the 90s; one of the co-owners was a friend of his from the old neighborhood. Very ambitious. She brought in two singers, and one of them made it really big. Sonny doesn’t know what he’s doing now; just living the crazy life he guesses. Nina’s phone dings, and she sees a text from Olivia: We’re almost there! Nina says she has another work call, and steps away. Ned says, you see? A beautiful woman like that, and she can’t even enjoy a night out. He tells Michael, take his advice; don’t let work consume you. Robert comes in, and says, it’s good to see Ned up and about. He’s sure Olivia’s delighted. He asks Sonny for a word, and Sonny tells Ned that he’ll be right back. Ned drains his drink and jets.

Sonny asks how he can help Robert, and Robert says he’s curious. Why does Sonny Corinthos need someone to fight his battles for him? Sonny asks what battle they’re talking about. Narrow it down. Robert says, it’s a problem when Sonny starts using Diane Miller… Diane walks in with Alexis, and says, excuse me, District Attorney. He’s not accusing her client of something without his attorney being present, is he?

Spencer tells Trina that he and Esme are in no way on the same side. They’re just trying to make the best of a very, very messed up situation right now. She says, that’s fine. She’s glad their living situation is more tolerable now. He says, unfortunately, it means he and Trina don’t get to spend as much time together. He’s really sorry he had to leave Curtis’s birthday party early. He asks if something happened, and she says, when is something not happening with her family. Her family… which Curtis is. He asks if she’d like to elaborate on it, and she says that she and Curtis were just starting to get closer, when Curtis did something stupid to upset her mom. He asks if she wants his advice, or does she just need him to listen? but she says she doesn’t think anyone can give her advice on this. He takes her hand, and says, then listening it is. Esme stops in the doorway with Ace.

Robert tells Diane, just an informal chat; nothing official. Sonny says he still doesn’t know what they’re chatting about, and he’s starting to lose interest. Robert says he doesn’t like that Sonny is using Diane to get confidential information from him. Diane says, let her handle this, and Sonny says, by all means. Diane and Robert leave, when Olivia runs in. She asks Nina where Ned is, and Nina says, he’s with Sonny and Michael. Alexis says, can’t take Sonny anywhere, and Tracy asks Sonny, where’s Ned? Nina said he was with Sonny and Michael. Nina says, he was, and Michael says, he was just here a second ago. Olivia says, they’ve lost him? and Sonny says, he can’t be far. N’neka takes the mic, and welcomes everyone to The Savoy. There’s more applause than there are people, and she says, she has some good news, and of course (🍷) some bad news. First, the bad news. Unfortunately, their opening act, Caterwaul, got stuck in customs. But the good news is, their headliners, The Retrobates, will be out in a few minutes. Ned walks out onto the stage, and she says, excuse me, sir. You can’t be up here. He grabs a guitar, and says, if they need an opening act, he’s their man. How are you, Port Charles? How’s everyone feeling tonight? Come on! Make some noise.

Ned asks if everyone is having a good time. Let’s get this party started. Olivia says, Ned, get down from there, and he says he doesn’t know that song, but here’s one she might recognize. He starts to play, but his knees buckle, and Chase and Michael help him off the stage and lead him away. Brook thanks Nina for calling. They would have never known he was here if she hadn’t. Nina says she’s just glad she could help, and Brook says, he would have been halfway to Vegas by now. Chase tells Olivia that Ned will be okay; he’s sitting with Michael. He tells Brook that Ned is okay. He just needed some water.

Ned tells Michael that he’s fine now. The crowd’s all warmed up. He has to get out there. Michael says, the crowd can wait; so can he. Olivia tells Sonny that Ned thinks she’s a complete stranger, and Sonny says, it’s that bad? She says, Ned doesn’t remember anyone. He doesn’t remember Brook or Tracy. He denied Leo to his face. Her little boy was devastated. Sonny asks what she wants him to do, and she says, Ned doesn’t trust her. He doesn’t trust anyone in his family. Sonny says, because they want him to be someone he doesn’t remember being. He was talking to Ned, and he doesn’t seem… Olivia says, Sonny didn’t mention that he knew him before? and Sonny says, not yet.

Esme clears her throat, and walks in, saying, sorry. She just came to get Ace’s binkie. Spencer asks if she gave him his bottle, and she says, yes. He asks if she turned on the noise machine, and Trina says, maybe he needs to be swaddled. Spencer says, no, he’s too old for that, and Esme says she came here to get a pacifier, not attend a forum on parenting strategies. If she needs anything, she’ll call them, but don’t hold their breath. She leaves, and Spencer tells Trina that he’s sorry. She was saying? Trina says, it’s okay, but he says, it’s not. He doesn’t like the way Esme spoke to her. Trina says, she’s tired, and if someone who didn’t have kids gave her unsolicited parenting advice, she’d also be upset. He says, oh no. He’s got Trina defending Esme as well, but she says, it’s all right. He says he doesn’t like this whole… situation, and she says she doesn’t either, but this is how it has to be for Ace… for now. Until they can find a way to get rid of Esme. He flashes back to putting the false evidence back into Victor’s safety deposit box, and saying, just in case. Trina says, they just have to find some real evidence they can trust. Once they do that, Esme will be out of their lives forever.

In the hallway, Diane says, what the hell was that about? and Robert says he hates the fact that Sonny thinks he can use her to get to him. Diane says, use her? Like he and Holly used her. Or was it different? He thinks so little of her, doesn’t he? He says, no. It’s because he has so much respect for her, and he hates the fact that Sonny uses her to do his bidding.  She says, let’s make it clear. She doesn’t do anyone’s bidding; she protects her clients. He knows who she works for. She needed some information, so she asked him for it. Did Sonny Corinthos also need that information? That’s attorney/client privilege. He says, how convenient, and she says, and accurate. Besides, why does he care? He says he cares a whole lot more than she realizes.

 Anna says, as an agent, as a cop, she felt she had a purpose; that it was where she belonged. Now she doesn’t have that anymore. She’s been asking herself the question, what now? Felicia and Laura both say they know how she feels, and Felicia says, they’ve all reinvented themselves. Laura asks if Anna has talked to Valentin about it, and Anna says she did, but she didn’t want to burden him because he’s leaving with Laura. Laura says she can tell him to stay, but Anna says, Laura needs him. She knows Laura’s very capable, but a US government official isn’t supposed travel to Chechnya. Valentin has a lot of contacts there and speaks the language. She thinks Laura needs that. Laura says, to be honest, she was surprised when he offered to go with her. It actually meant a great deal to her, and right now, she needs all the help she can get. Anna says, it’s settled then. She’s coming to Chechnya with Laura.

Robert says, Diane knows how much he values their friendship and their relationship. She says, they don’t have a relationship. Last she checked, they were just two colleagues on opposite sides of the courtroom, and even rarer, on opposite sides of the dinner table. He says, it doesn’t have to be like that, and she asks if he’d be saying that if Holly hadn’t left town.

Spencer says, Trina is absolutely right. He can’t wait for that day. Esme says, sorry to interrupt again, but Ace won’t go to sleep, even though she sang him that silly song. Spencer says, it’s not a silly song. She just doesn’t sing it right, and she says, why doesn’t he sing it to Ace, so she can listen and maybe do it better? Or is that too much to ask for him to sing to his baby brother? Trina says, they seem to have their hands full, so she’s just going to go. She starts gathering her stuff, but Spencer says, stay. She says, that’s okay. Go sing that silly song to his brother and put him to bed. He says he doesn’t want it to be like this, and she says, neither does she, but it won’t be like this forever. And with Esme’s track record, they won’t have to wait long.

Olivia finds Ned on a bench in the hallway tuning a guitar, and says she can’t imagine what it must be like for him. She knows he doesn’t know her and doesn’t want any pressure or interfering in things he doesn’t feel… Michael asks if Sonny is sure this is a good idea, and Sonny says, Olivia wanted to talk to Ned alone. Michael asks what Sonny thinks now that he’s seen Eddie Maine up close, and Sonny says, Ned isn’t faking it. No matter how much Sonny doesn’t like him, Ned wouldn’t put his family through this. Olivia asks Ned to come back to the hospital, but he says, why? He’s not sick. She says, he just got dizzy on the stage, and had to be helped off, but he says he just got a little dehydrated. He’s fine now. Right as rain. She says, what he had was a major head injury and chest compression… Stop tuning that thing. It isn’t even his. He says, whosever it is shouldn’t have left it on the stage, and she says, just like a man with a major head injury shouldn’t be walking out of the hospital. He says he couldn’t stand being in that hospital room one more second. Being told what to do, when to eat, when to sleep. Being told who he is, who he’s not. He knows who he is. He rips off the hospital bracelet, and she says she knows he thinks he does. If he can’t come home for her, she understands, but his kids are his kids. Can’t he do it for his kids? He says he appreciates what she’s trying to do, and thinks he even knows what she’s going through. He’s truly sorry that he’s causing her pain. He doesn’t want to hurt anyone. She says, then stop, and he says, but he can’t be someone he’s not. She says, right. And he can’t love someone he doesn’t know.

Sonny asks if Nina is upset about something, and she says, it’s just she hates seeing Ned’s family in so much pain. He says that’s what he loves about her. She’s got a big heart.

Olivia says, Ned, please, and he says, it’s Eddie. She says, Eddie. If he’s not going back to the hospital, can he please just come home? Or why doesn’t he come back to her place? He can have his own room. He says he appreciates the offer, but it doesn’t feel right to him. He has to be on his own. He walks to the door of the club.

Spencer says he’ll call Trina tomorrow, and they’ll set up a date. She says she’d like that, and they kiss, but Esme interrupts, asking for his help in looking for Ace’s toy pig. Trina says she knows her way out, and opens the door. Spencer picks up Ace’s stuffed pig, and tells Esme, believe it or not, the toy pig is in the toy bin. He asks her to give him Ace, and she hands him the baby. He bounces Ace gently as he sings Lullaby and Goodnight. Trina listens for a moment, then closes the door behind her.

Sonny tells Olivia that he’s going to take Ned back to his place, and she asks him to keep her posted, hugging him. He says, of course (🍷), and he leaves with Nina. Olivia picks up the hospital bracelet, and cries. Michael puts his arm around her.

Anna tells Laura that she has more contacts than Valentin. Why have one WSB agent when you can have two? Laura says, Anna has just been accused of being a double agent. How will it look if she just takes off? Felicia says, and go to Chechnya of all places, and Anna says she thought Laura didn’t care about optics, and Laura says she doesn’t care how it looks for her; she cares about how it looks for Anna. Anna asks if she thinks it could make her reputation worse, and Laura says she thinks it will make it look like Anna is running away. Anna asks what she’s supposed to do then. She helps people. It’s what she does and who she is. And if she’s not an agent for the WSB, who is she? Felicia says, Anna doesn’t need the WSB to give her purpose. There are plenty of people in the world who could use Anna on their side. Anna asks if Laura is one of them, and Laura asks if she’s kidding. Before all this happened, Anna would have been her first phone call, but it did happen, and now helping her will do nothing to help Anna. Anna says, okay, and Laura promises she’ll find a new path. It may even find her.

Michael says, he knows he and Ned have been at odds lately, and Olivia says, not anymore; he’s not Ned. Michael says, he will be again. He promises to help Olivia and Ned any way he can. Brook and Chase join them, and Brook asks, where’s her dad? Olivia says she tried to get Ned to come home with her, but he wouldn’t, and Michael says, Sonny went after him. He’ll look after Ned tonight. Brook says, that’s great, but what about tomorrow night, and the night after that? Chase says, they’ll cross that bridge when they come to it. In the meantime, he has the feeling that Eddie Maine can handle himself.

Robert says he doesn’t understand what Holly’s leaving has to do with anything, and Diane says she specifically asked him to call her when he’d decided who he wanted to be with, and he never called. Robert says, because Holly left town, and Diane says, so he thought the decision had been made for him? Does she look like someone who would appreciate being chosen by default? It’s just not good enough, and she can’t believe he thought it ever would be.

Tomorrow, Josslyn asks Trina, what’s wrong with setting her up; Laura thinks Spencer will meet Esme halfway; Valentin says, until Anna can face what is, he’s staying; Chase tells Brook, that’s not true; and Ned asks what he’s doing here.

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

Glenn stresses the need to communicate at all times. If they have an emergency, it’s a safety issue. Daisy says, they can’t hear the radio in the laundry or on the aft deck, but Glenn isn’t having any excuses. In Chase’s interview, he suggests Daisy is too defensive, and should just own it. In Gary’s interview, he says, it sounds like a user issue. Glenn tells them to deal with the radio issue. It was 15 minutes, and no one tended to the guests. In Daisy’s interview, she says she thinks it’s a valid point, but if she was in the laundry when there was a fire, she thinks someone would find her. Glenn tells Gary to help him with a test, and Gary goes to the laundry. Daisy says, she’s not imagining it, and Glenn radios Gary. Gary says, the radio was all the way down, but he heard Glenn loud and clear. Glenn tells him to go to the aft deck, and Gary can hear him there too. Glenn tells them, just leave it in the hallway, and they’ll hear it. They clean up the boat, and Colin asks if Daisy is okay. She says, she’s over it. She’s trying her best, and to be constantly told it’s not good enough… He tells her to cheer up and kisses her. Bonnie arrives, and Daisy goes out to meet her. In her interview, Daisy says, they haven’t seen each other in person for three years, mainly because of covid, but they talk all the time about everything. Bonnie followed in her footsteps, and became a yacht chef. They never intend on working together. They would kill each other. Bonnie and Daisy go to the master cabin, and Bonnie asks Daisy to tell her the stuff that she can’t in front of the others. Daisy says, Gary hooked up with one of her stews, but the stew likes Alex. And she hooked up with Colin. Bonnie says, every girl’s dream, and Daisy says, he found out about her and Gary, and it was like a sex triangle. Gary is having feelings and it’s a bit overwhelming. Bonnie says, as soon as Gary had her, he wouldn’t appreciate her, and they get ready to go out. Daisy introduces Bonnie around, and the crew leaves. Glenn says, finally.

In the taxi, Lucy asks if Bonnie is single, and Bonnie says, always. They go to a restaurant in Olbia, Sardinia restaurant, and Bonnie says she hasn’t blacked out in ages… except for the other night. On the boat, Glenn hunts for vegetables. Bonnie toasts to the crew, and thanks them for having her. She tells them that she works on an expedition yacht, and it’s insane. In Colin’s interview, he says he thinks Chase has taken a knock this season. Maybe Bonnie will pick him up. Daisy and Colin get snuggly, and Bonnie tells them, don’t be coupley.  She’s surprised they’re together, since Daisy is fancy, and Colin is more like her. She’s just happy Daisy found someone who tolerates her. Where’s the tequila? In his interview, Colin says, it must seem crazy. It’s so different for him and Daisy to be connecting on this level. It’s unusual, but the feelings are genuine, and it feels good… most of the time. Ileisha, Bonnie, Gary and Daisy go for a smoke, and Bonnie says, Daisy and Gary are better suited, but Gary says, Daisy has a boyfriend now. Bonnie says, if they were on a desert island, they’d be happily ever after. Daisy says, when they’re alone things are sweet, but when they’re around everyone else, it gets complicated. In Ileisha’s interview, she wonders if Daisy wants both of them.

In Gary’s interview, he says, having Daisy’s sister saying he’s more suited to Daisy hurts. He’s in denial, and not accepting he’s lost his chance. It feels like dead butterflies. On the way back, there’s lots of yelling and drinking, and although she’s sitting next to Chase, Bonnie leans over to the backseat and kisses Alex. Chase wonders, what did he ever do? In Lucy’s interview, she says, poor Chase; he gets so close. Although there is some satisfaction in watching a man get pied so hard. By the time they get back to the boat, Glenn is in bed. Things are already messy, and Colin says, this is bad, He’s letting his country and family down. Gary backs Daisy into a corner, and she pushes him off, telling him, stop it. Gary tells Bonnie that her sister tried to kiss him, and some of the crew gets in the jacuzzi. Gary tells Mads that he wants to be in her life, but they’re at different stages. In Mads’ interview, she says, Gary just wants her so Alex can’t have her, and she’s not an object to be had. She tells him not to be a poop. Chase says he’s over it and goes to bed. In his interview, Colin says, this not good. Gary is on edge and jealous; his competitive nature kicked in. Daisy gets in Colin’s bunk, and Gary kisses Mads on deck. Daisy says she’s taking Bonnie to the master cabin, and deposits her in bed. Gary suggests he and Mads go to the master, but Bonnie tells them to get lost. Colin and Daisy end up in the starboard cabin, directly across from Mads and Gary in the port cabin. We hear heavy breathing and noises I can’t unhear from both cabins.

Bonnie comes out, and peeks into the starboard cabin, and says, you sluts. Colin leaves, and Bonnie gets in the bed with Daisy, and says she broke a nail, but doesn’t remember. In Daisy’s interview, she says, the sexual energy between her and Colin is alive. She kind of expected it. Alex says he’s hung TF over, and Bonnie and Daisy agree that they’re traumatized. Gary bugs Daisy since he’s such a d-bag, and Alex tells Colin that he made out with Bonnie in the van, which makes Chase sad. Bonnie says her goodbyes, and in her interview, Daisy says, Bonnie was a hurricane that blew through the Parsifal III. She was spot-on about Gary, but Colin is different. His calm nature is attractive, fun, exciting, and new to her. Gary asks if Colin and Daisy hooked up, and Colin says, they just kissed, but Gary doesn’t buy it. Glenn calls Ileisha, Gary, and Daisy to the crew mess for a preference sheet meeting.

Primary Bryan is North Carolina’s top realtor, and will be bringing his companion Rob and longtime friend Madison, and well as Craig and his husband Wick. Daisy says, there are three pages on Bryan, and Ileisha reads, that he doesn’t expect the chef to be as well-versed in European cuisine as he is, so don’t attempt any dishes outside their wheelhouse. Gary says, meow, and they laugh. Daisy reads that Bryan wants his toilet paper folded into roses one day and sailboats the next. They also want a Pride themed dinner in rainbow colors. Ileisha reads that he’d like at least 10 courses, and Gary reads that he expects the primary’s preferences to supersede the guests. Ileisha says, this is literally a nightmare.

Glenn says, the guests expect five-star service, and there were issues last charter. There’s no room for mistakes, and he expects them to be at the top of their game. He thinks this will be a good one. Mads says, Tim’s face is still on the door, as she cleans it. Daisy orders provisions like rainbow stuff and speedos, and Ileisha goes to bed early. In the morning, Daisy says, they’ll have pink champagne for the guests’ arrival, and they do last minute cleaning. Gary bugs Daisy some more, for the reasons I’ve already mentioned, and in Alex’s interview, he says, Gary needs to be more mature and conscientious. If your subordinates think they’d be better off without you, it should be eye opening. Chase says, he’d love a little more presence. The provisions come in, and in Daisy’s interview, she says, on the last charter, they weren’t 110%, and she feels the pressure to step it up. She’s on a mission. Glenn announces the guests will be there in 15 minutes, and asks if everybody’s ready for a great charter.

The guests arrive, all rainbows and fans. Glenn welcomes them to the Parsifal and Sardinia, and Daisy gives them the tour. Primary Bryan hops up and down to see the chocolate in the master cabin. Glenn tells Daisy that he’s getting the sails up. There’s going to be quite a bit of heel, so get well-stowed. The pirate movie music begins, the sails go up, and the guests get all excited. Glenn estimates the angle at 20, and things move and slide. At 11 knots, Lucy says, f*** me, as she tries to field flying objects.

Another sailboat is nearby, and in Glenn’s interview, he says, they got their sail up, the other boat has their sail up. Anytime two sailboats are together, that’s a race. He radios the other boat, and tells Colin that the captain is cool. Let’s tack now. The guests tell Glenn, don’t let them win, and Ileisha says, this doesn’t help her prepping guests. In his interview, Glenn says, it’s like the cherry on top. His job is to impress the guests and give them a special experience. He tells the guests that they were the winner, but it’s really inconclusive. The water toys are put out, and the guests get on the boards, one in a rainbow unicorn innertube. In Ileisha’s interview, she says she’s served 10 course meals many times, but this is the least amount of time she’s had to prepare. She usually has days. It’s a challenge, but definitely one she can handle. Colin asks Gary how things are with Mads, and Gary says he’ll see what happens,  but at the end of the day, Mads is leaving after the season. Colin asks how Gary feels about Daisy, and Gary says he’s happy for them. Colin says, he’s got no feelings? and Gary says he thought he did, but he’s happier being friends. In Colin’s interview, he says, Gary is such a d-bag. He’s contradicted himself so many times, it’s difficult to believe what he says. We flash back to Gary flip-flopping, and Colin says, they’ll always be friends, but Gary is one of those guys he can’t trust completely. Gary says, it’s the fairy tale world they live in, and Colin says, it’s confusing.

Chase helps Ileisha and the guests get dressed for dinner in sparkly shirts and headbands with ears. Bryan pronounces the first course heaven. In the galley, Chase jokes that he hurt his back… carrying the team. In Glenn’s interview, he says, the interior is better with the radio. They’re more efficient and saving energy. He’s proud. Bryan says, he’s wowed, and blown away. Gary bugs Mads, and she says, he’s like a gnat that keeps coming around. Gary says, she kissed him the first night, and Chase jokes that she kissed him; Gary wasn’t here. Gary says, Mads upgraded, but Mads says, if she was upgrading, she’d have made out with Alex. In Gary’s interview, he says he’s offended. He can take a joke, but he doesn’t think she meant it that way. He’s trying to talk about how he feels, and it keeps getting brushed under the rug. It’s kind of what he does. Maybe she’s not the chick for him. He needs to do some reflecting. Colin says, it’s a sloppy season, and Gary says he’s over this.

Part Two

Colin suggests Gary dwell on it. It’s good for him to be taken down a peg. The truth hurts. In Ileisha’s interview, she says, 10 courses on the Parsifal is brutal. It’s going to take forever to serve, which means a late night for everyone. Baby squid is served, which makes me sad. After seeing an octopus playing with a diver, they’re off my menu. Ileisha says, she’s a machine running on fumes, and Chase says, make that money. Bryan says, the dinner is hugely brilliant. At midnight, Alex says, 7-8 hours of their day is just meals. Mads says, Gary literally won’t look at her, and in her interview, a producer asks why she thinks he’s offended. She says she feels it’s the ego thing; one of a number of things she wishes Gary would get over. Daisy wonders what it’s like to have a civilized fight with Gary. The meal is finally at its end with cheesecake being served as the last course. Ileisha says, they did it. She can’t believe she pulled it together. She’s done. Colin kisses Daisy goodnight, and Chase tells Ileisha, to celebrate, they should make out. It’s hard no, and he says he was just spit-balling. It was the first idea that came out. Daisy says she’s going to bed, and Gary asks if it’s his bed. Ugh. The rest of the crew turns in, and Alex says he’s going into hardcore cleaning mode.

The next day, Gary hugs Daisy because he never quits, and in Daisy’s interview, she says she doesn’t want boundaries to affect her and Gary’s relationship, but she doesn’t want it to affect her relationship with Colin by being inappropriate. Gary wonders, why can’t everyone be cool? and Glenn says, he is. It comes naturally. We flash back to Chef Marcos needing help with a 10-course meal last season, and needing help. Colin tells Ileisha about it, and says, she did on her own. Daisy asks the deckhands to change into their speedos.

Gary asks Glenn for a hug, and Glenn says, is that a cocktail weenie or are you happy to see me? In Chase’s interview, he says, if the guests want him in a banana hammock, he knows he looks good, and he’ll do anything to make them happy. They help the guests with the boards, and the guests play in the water. Daisy says, tonight’s the Pride dinner with a rainbow/unicorn theme, and Glenn gives Gary a wedgie. Alex asks how Gary feels, and Gary says, it’s a good season, but he wants a chick there for him not just when she’s drunk. In Alex’s interview, he says he doesn’t know why Gary and Mads have continued this long. He thinks Mads deserves better, and he’s better than Gary. The music begins, the sails go up, the boat heels, and stuff flies. In Lucy’s interview, she says she doesn’t want a co-dependent. She was looking for a good time not a long time.

Ileisha thinks there are only six colors in the rainbow, but Daisy thinks she has a color missing. I try yelling at the TV that Daisy’s right, but it does no good. Gary hugs Daisy against her will, and she pushes him away, saying, it’s so inappropriate. In Colin’s interview, he says, Gary is a desperate man. His ego feels attacked because he doesn’t have female attention. Now Colin is in the thick of it, and it’s a sh*t situation to be in. Lucy is confused with the array of stuff for the dinner. Chase puts on a pink cowboy hat, and tells Ileisha if she wants to save a horse and ride a cowboy. Daisy says, each person is dressing as a color, and asks Gary to do a fan dance. He’ll figure it out. For gay guys, this bunch sure is wearing some mismatched outfits, but hey, it’s their party. Bryan is thrilled, and says, it’s like their own Pride festival. Daisy asks if Colin is mad at her, and he says, she never told Gary that they had feelings to make him back off. Daisy says, it’s clear they’re hooking up, and Colin says, Gary’s an idiot, which about sums it up. In Glenn’s interview, he says, the crew is falling in line. All it took was some tough love. Daisy tells the guests that the boys prepared a fan dance. Both wearing angel wings, and Chase sporting a seashell bra, Gary and Chase leap around with fans, and it’s pretty funny.

Glenn tells Ileisha that it was an amazing dinner. Gary says, Mads only thinks he’s cool when she’s drunk, and Colin says, she also thinks Alex is cool. She hooked up with him in the van. Gary asks why Colin didn’t tell him, and in Colin’s interview, he says, Gary needed a taste of his own medicine. He gets away with everything. Maybe it’s karma.

Last day of charter. Bryan says, it was his magnum opus; glitter and feathers all over everything. The guests pack and anchor is home. Lucy gets popped in the nose by a champagne cork, and says, she wasn’t even opening it; she just took the cage off. Glenn says, that’s why you should never have your face over it. That’s why it has a cage. The guests take photos with Glenn, and there are the usual hugs and goodbyes. Bryan says, each of them are family now, and one of the guests passes out rainbow flags. Brian says, it was amazing and wonderful. He didn’t expect to be embraced by the crew. He tears up, and says, they were able to expand their Pride family when the crew joined their celebration. It was a priceless gift. Glenn says, they were happy to be part of it, and Bryan gives him the tip envelope, The crew waves their flags, and Glenn toots the horn. At the tip meeting, Glenn says, the charter was a blast, and he’s proud of everybody. They’re working well with their walkies, and he was proud to watch them operating like a well-oiled machine. They know how to throw a party. Daisy says she just tied together a bunch of last minute things, and Glenn gives Ileisha massive kudos. The crew applauds, and Glenn says, she crushed every meal. She says, it was a lot of work, but she thought it was her best charter, and Glenn says, Pride means inclusion, acceptance, and equality, and he felt it in their team spirit. Pride is about feeling respected. He asks for a drumroll, which Chase gives him, and says, the tip was $30K – I literally gasp – or 2930 euros each. Those guys might not have been snappy dressers, but they sure could tip. Daisy says she’s pretty sure it’s the biggest tip they’ve ever received, and Glenn says, he hates announcing it, but they’re picking up the next charter tomorrow.

Glenn says he’s bringing in a chef from a local restaurant for them, and toasts to the best team ever and the best charter tip. He asks Ileisha, Daisy, and Gary to gather for the preference sheet meeting, and tells them Primary Todd has a wildly successful travel company. He’s bringing his boyfriend Grant, his mom, and Nick, Brad, and Ray who is Nick and Brad’s boyfriend. Daisy says, they’re a thruple, and explains to Glenn that it’s different from a threesome; it’s a relationship. Glenn says, it’s the garnish on top, and Ileisha says they want tons of protein; it sounds like they’re real meat eaters. (Insert your own joke here.) Glenn says, they’ll leave at 11 am and set up the toys, then pick the guests up in the tender. Daisy reads they want a Glamazon party; exotic jungle glam. Gary says, they want to do a beach workout, and have an ABC party with the crew included. Glenn says, that means anything but clothes. He has another side. Daisy asks if he’s been to one, and he says he pleads the fifth. In Glenn’s interview, he says he doesn’t do it now. He almost always wears clothes. He tells the crew that he’ll be clothed, but it is the last charter of the season… Gary says he’s going to miss Daisy. He’d wanted to explore what happened when they hooked up. Daisy tells him, Colin’s not happy, so they need to stop flirting. Chef Roberto arrives, and Daisy shows him the galley. The crew gets dressed and sits for dinner. Chase toasts to them being different, yet coming together for a common goal and crushing it. He asks if anyone is down for Twister, and Colin tells him, read the room. Gary gets in his speedo, and tells Daisy that they should get in the jacuzzi. She tells him that she’s with Colin, and he says, he’s with Mads. Are they trying to get back at one another? Daisy tells him to stop being an idiot. He’s f***ing inappropriate. Alex asks why Mads is bloated, and she says she’s on her period. You’ll see why this is important in a minute. WARNING: Things you might not be able to get out of your head coming up.

Everyone gets in their swimsuits, and they all jump off the boat. Except for Glenn, who’s already in bed.  Mads gets in Gary’s bunk, and Chase wonders if he’s safe in his cabin. Alex checks and says he is, but Chase is right back out with his pillow and heads for the crew mess to sleep. Eventually, Mads leaves, and tells him to get in his bed. In the morning, it’s a real mess, and Glenn says, for f***’s sake. There’s a charter in a few hours. It was a school night and they know the drill. They probably had a few too many, but just because it’s the last charter, they can’t drop their guard. He wakes the crew, and Chase teases Gary about having dessert. Mads tells Lucy that she needs to stop making stupid decisions and drinking. Gary tells Colin that he was going down on Mads when Chase walked in, and Colin asks if she wasn’t on her period. Gary asks why he’d say that, and Colin tells him, ask Alex. Which still really doesn’t answer the question, and even though I can’t stand Gary, Colin’s disappointed me again. Gary hunts Mads down, and asks if it’s her time of the month. She asks, why? and when Gary tells her, Lucy can’t get out of there fast enough. Gary tells Mads that he’d think she’d have the decency to tell him. He can’t trust anyone anymore. He stomps off, and Mads says, what the f***?

This was wrong on so many levels, I just don’t have the time or energy.

To be continued…

🌄 It’s Time To Call It a Day…

Join me tomorrow for soap and whatever rabbits I pull out of the teapot. Until then, stay safe, stay being grateful for at least one thing every day, and stay not letting work consume you.

June 22, 2023 – Selina Forces a Truce, Surprise, Her Start, Again, In the OC, Wanting Spin, Unfollowed, VanderTalk, Hotel Pets (!) & Only

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

💔 In my area, GH was interrupted for the majority of the show. Normally, it annoys me, since it’s usually news we can wait for, but today I felt differently, having rooted for the rescue of those in the Titan submersible. Sadly, it was not to be, so RIP to those brave souls who died doing what they loved.

General Hospital

Sasha comes back to the table, and asks what Maxie just said. What did Maxie mean, Cody may feel something more than friendship for her? Lucy starts to talk, but Sasha says, it doesn’t matter, because she couldn’t be more wrong.

Cody tells Gladys that he and Spinelli have evidence that Gladys planted the bracelet on him; evidence that will show her testimony is bogus. Spinelli says, do the decent thing and recant, and Gladys says, or what? Cody says, or it will leave her heading upriver, not him.

Kristina says, sure, she’ll go, and Sam thanks her. Kristina says, as soon as Sam tells her what’s up, but Sam says, it’s not a good time. Kristina asks if it’s because Sam’s so busy. She’s literally sitting here alone. Sam says she’s on a job, and Kristina says, sounds fun. P.I. stuff? She looks around, and Sam says, it’s not fun; it’s important. Kristina says, adultery? Fraud? A criminal investigation? Sam says, come on, getting up, and Kristina asks where they’re going. Sam says, anywhere but here. Sam gives Spinelli a nod, and they leave.

On the phone, Finn says, they want to rule out any neurological issues before they proceed with treatment, when Gregory walks in. Finn says, let him know when they’ve got it set up, and hangs up. Gregory says, his son the doctor, and Finn asks how he is, hugging him. Gregory says, busy day? and Finn says, relentless. Good thing he’s getting the hell out of Port Charles.

Alexis walks into the hospital and sees Tracy. She asks, how’s Ned? and Tracy asks if she doesn’t mean Eddie Maine.

In an empty courtroom, Drew looks at a phone alert for Scout’s swimming lesson, when Carly walks in. She hugs him, and says she can’t believe today is the day. He says he feels a little bit like a kid waiting to hear his punishment, and she says, punishment he doesn’t deserve. He says, punishment she doesn’t deserve either, and she asks if he’s ready. He says he doesn’t know. Is anyone ever ready to sign away their freedom? She hugs him again.

As they enter the MetroCourt Gardens, Kristina asks if Sam doesn’t want her to know, or is Sam going to fill her in? Sam says she’s doing some surveillance, and Kristina says she saw Spinelli out there and Dante’s friend Cody. What are they doing with Gladys Corbin? Sam asks if Kristina knows what the P in P.I. stands for, and Kristina says, private. Sam tells her, good job, and she asks if she gets a gold star. She’ll drop it, but if Sam has a minute, she’d like some big sister time. Sam asks if everything is okay, and Kristina says, with her? Yeah. She’s worried about Molly.

Gladys says she thinks she’ll pass, but Cody says, that would be a mistake. They have her dead to rights. Gladys says, it’s going to take more than made up words to trip her up, and Cody says, she doesn’t care that they have evidence that could send her away. Gladys tells him, if said evidence actually existed, they would have turned it in by now. So why are they here with her instead of at the PCPD?

Sasha says she and Cody are just friends, and Lucy tells her, if you say so. Sasha says she does. It’s not like that between them. Lucy says, of course (🍷). No one was suggesting there was anything romantic going on. Maxie says she thinks they should get back to work, and Sasha asks, then what were they suggesting? Lucy says, just that on Sasha’s end, it might be strictly platonic, but maybe things are developing for Mr. Bell.

Gregory says, Finn’s leaving town? and Finn says, not permanently. He’s going on vacation, which he thought Gregory would get, being it was his idea. Gregory, him, Violet, Chase, Disneyworld. Ring any bells? Gregory says, as he recalls, Finn told him that it wasn’t a good time, and Finn says, it wasn’t, but now Violet is out of school, and he’s got a couple weeks coming up where he can take some time off. Gregory says, and Chase? and Finn says, it may be more difficult for him, since he’s just getting his badge back, but he’s working on it. Finn even got Violet a set of purple Mickey Mouse ears. So what does Gregory say? Gregory tells him, it sounds wonderful, but he’s afraid things have changed on his end.

Drew tells Carly that he’s been going over it in his head again and again. He knows the right thing is to accept this plea deal, but now that he’s here… She says, it’s hard, and he says, it is. She says, he doesn’t have to do this. Please? He says, it’s the only way, when Michael walks in. Carly says she told him that he didn’t have to come, but he says he wanted to. Drew says, they appreciate him being here. He knows Michael has enough on his plate with Willow and the kids. Michael says he checked all the boxes. He had breakfast with Wiley and Amelia… Or rather, Amelia watched from a rocking chair while he and Wiley ate. The nanny took Wiley to the park, he stopped by Aurora, then spent time with Willow. Drew asks how she is, and Michael says, she must be doing better, since she’s back to bossing him around. She basically insisted he come. She sends her love to both of them. Drew says he sends it right back, and Carly says, her too. Michael says, she also wanted him to tell them, it’s painfully obvious if it wasn’t for Drew, she wouldn’t even be here. Drew suggests they not think about that, but Michael says, still, it’s true, and they’re eternally grateful. Carly says, so is she, and asks, how’s Ned? Michael says he was going to check in with Ned this morning, but then Brook told him the latest. Is that right? Drew says, Ned doesn’t even remember who he is. He thinks he’s Eddie Maine. Carly says she can’t imagine how hard it is for Olivia, and Michael says he feels terrible for the family. It’s just that he can’t get past the fact that the reason they’re here, the reason Drew’s life is being blown up, is because of Ned.

Alexis says, Tracy answered her question. She stopped by to see Ned, and was told Eddie isn’t accepting visitors. Tracy says, that’s a blessing. What if he took one look at Alexis and launched into that Eddie’s Angels business? Alexis says, because she caused enough problems in his marriage, and Tracy tells her, she said it. Alexis says she’s going to be nice, and despite their history, she’s telling Tracy that she’s sorry. This must be very difficult for Tracy and her family. Tracy says, a mid-life crisis is annoying, and definitely bad for business, but this is different. This is so much worse. Her son doesn’t know her. And worse, he doesn’t know Leo. When Luke died, she thought she could withstand anything, but she honestly thinks this is more than she can handle.

Drew says he gets that Michael’s angry, and Michael says, Drew’s not? Drew says he’s very angry – they both are – but this is happening for a lot of reasons besides Ned. Zeke comes in, and Drew introduces him to Carly and Michael, saying, Michael is Josslyn’s brother. Zeke says, their daughter and sister is a wonderful woman, and Carly says, he knows Josslyn? Drew says, Zeke is Trina’s uncle, and Zeke says, Portia’s his sister. Carly says, they absolutely adore Trina, and Zeke says he hit the jackpot in the niece department. Zeke tells Drew that he spoke with the prosecutor, and he said the Feds accepted the deal. All that’s left is for the judge to sign off, Drew enters his plea, and he takes care of the rest. Michael says, what is the deal, if they don’t mind him asking? and Drew says, six months in minimum security prison, and in return, Carly doesn’t have to do any prison time. Michael says, that’s not it, is it? and Carly says, no. Zeke says, her attorney will reach out to her for the financial penalty, and Michael says, there’s no way this could blow back on his mom, is there? Zeke says, essentially, Drew is taking responsibility for the insider trading. The SEC is satisfied, and won’t throw the book at the both of them. Zeke’s phone rings, and he steps away to take the call. Michael thanks Drew so much for doing this for his mom, and Carly says she told him to change his mind; that it wasn’t a good idea. Drew says, this is the best outcome for everybody involved, and Carly says, really? The best outcome is for him to go to prison? Drew says, when you consider the alternatives, yes. Michael says he knows what Drew is giving up, and doesn’t want him to worry about anything. When he’s gone, they’ll check on Scout. He’ll keep Aurora running, and Drew’s life will be waiting for him, right where he left it, when he gets back. Drew says, coming from Michael, he believes that, and they bro hug.

Sam asks if Kristina heard from Molly, and Molly says, no, that’s the problem. Ever since Molly told them about her endometriosis, she’s been so distant. Kristina keeps reaching out of course (🍷), but either Molly doesn’t respond at all, or if she does, it’s with some lame emojis. Sam says, emojis, yeah. Molly’s doing the same thing to her. Kristina asks what they do, and Sam says, nothing?

Sasha tells Maxie and Lucy, back up. They think Cody is interested in her? Maxie tells her, that’s not what Lucy said, but Lucy says, that’s kind of exactly what she said. Sasha says, and they think she should be receptive to that? but they both say, no. Sasha says, good, and Maxie says, because Sasha’s still grieving and not ready to date, but that’s fine. Unless she is ready to date, then that’s totally fine too. Sasha says, she’s not, and Lucy says, okay. All she was saying was, Cody is a man… and Sasha is a smart, beautiful woman, and he did ride on in to rescue her at Home & Heart. Sasha says, as a friend, and Maxie says, a really caring and sweet and thoughtful friend. She really loves how Sasha brings out the chivalrous side of Cody. Because let’s be honest, he can be a little rough around the edges. Sasha says, ya think? and Maxie says, but with Sasha, he’s different. She had her reservations about Cody at first, but it turns out he’s a really great guy. Sasha says, and a very good friend, and Lucy says, for now. Sasha and Maxie both say, Lucy! and Lucy says she’s sorry; it just slipped out.

Cody says he wanted to give Gladys the chance to do the right thing for Sasha’s sake, but Gladys says, he doesn’t care about Sasha. He says, that’s where she’s wrong. Let’s face it. They both know there are details at play here that have been kept on the DL. Spinelli says, that’s intriguing. Does Gladys care to expand on those details? Gladys says, here’s the way she sees it. There are only two possible reasons Cody came to her instead of going to the police. Either he’s got butkus, and he’s trying to save his butt, or he came to this so-called evidence illegally. She’s not a betting woman, but if she was, this is a bet she can’t lose.

Gregory tells Finn that he recently accepted a job at The Invader, on their editorial board. Finn congratulates him, and says he’s glad Gregory finally made it official. He seemed to be really enjoying his time there. Gregory says he’s sorry he didn’t tell Finn sooner. Their schedules hadn’t lined up since he started. He’s still getting used to the grind of a daily newspaper. Finn says, there’s no need to apologize, but consider himself lucky that he’ll explain about the trip to Violet. She’d never let him hear the end of it. Don’t worry about it. They’ll do it next year. Gregory says, no, and Finn asks, what does that mean? Gregory says, next year’s too far away. Who knows how long Violet’s princess phase will last? Finn says, if God has mercy, not much longer, and Gregory says, they’ll have to make it sooner… but not too soon. He knows better than to ask for time off less than a month into the job. Finn says he takes it Gregory and Alexis worked things out, and Gregory says, she’s a good friend. Finn says, agreed, and Gregory says he wishes he could say the same thing about some of Finn’s other friends.

Tracy tells Alexis, they understand what’s going on, but this is hugely traumatizing for Leo. The father he loves suddenly doesn’t recognize him and wants nothing to do with him. Alexis asks how Leo is handling it, and Tracy says, not well. Who can blame him? Honestly, she thought Ned was made of sterner stuff, and Alexis asks how she means. Tracy says, Eddie Maine was an alter-ego Ned created years ago, and Alexis says she knows he wanted to be a performer, but Tracy says, he wanted to escape his real life. Alexis asks if Tracy thinks he’s doing the same thing again, and Tracy says, it’s no secret Ned is facing accusations from half his family for turning in Carly and Drew to the SEC. Add to that, he’s working overtime to try and fix the business disaster of Valentin faking his own death. Alexis asks if she’s suggesting Ned fell on purpose.

The bailiff says, all rise, court is now in session. The honorable Judge Albert Kim presiding. Judge Kim takes the bench, and tells them, be seated. This is the United States versus Cain, in which the defendant, Andrew Cain, has been charged with insider trading. How does he plead? Drew looks at Carly, gets up, and says, I plead guilty, your honor.

Finn says, Gregory is talking about Tracy, and Gregory says, ding, ding. That woman is a piece of work. Finn says, Tracy is an acquired taste, and Gregory says, you don’t acquire a taste for arsenic, you avoid it. Finn laughs, and says, that’s a little harsh. He understands Gregory’s skepticism, but believe it or not, Tracy’s been a really good friend to him. Gregory tells him, so he keeps saying, and Finn says he knows Gregory didn’t like how she treated Chase. Gregory says, when she tore into him and attacked his character? and Finn says he didn’t like it either, but to Tracy, family is everything, and in her mind, she was just looking out for her granddaughter. Gregory says, his friend needs to find another way to express herself, and Finn says, trust him. There’s more to Tracy than the prickly exterior. You just have to dig a little deeper.

Tracy tells Alexis, she’s just suggesting that deep in Ned’s psyche, he’s relishing the idea of getting away from it all, and this accident affords him that opportunity. Alexis says, that’s quite a stretch, but Tracy says, is it really? It wouldn’t be so bad if it were just him alone, but he has a family, and Olivia is beside herself and Brook is a wreck. Alexis asks what the doctors said, and Tracy tells her, they’re useless. They say, be patient, time heals, blah-blah-blah. Alexis says, sounds reasonable to her, and Tracy wonders if there’s anyone in this hospital who’s willing to go to extreme measures to turn Eddie Maine back into Ned.

Sam says she hates this for Molly, but all they can do is love her and be a safe haven for her, and Kristina says she just can’t believe this. She also can’t believe, of the three of them, she’s the only one with functional plumbing. (Are you thinking what I’m thinking?) Not a single issue. Sam says, rub it in, why doesn’t she? and Kristina says she did do some research online. She didn’t want to bother Molly with questions, but endometriosis is a really painful condition. Can Sam believe Molly’s been suffering all this time? Alone? She hates that for Molly. Sam says she hates it too.

Sasha asks if they think it’s weird she’s not ready to move on yet, but Maxie says, no. It’s not even been a year since Brando died. Not that there’s a timetable. Lucy says, not at all. She thinks it’s natural not to know how and when and if you’re able to just let go. Sasha asks if Maxie felt that way with Nathan, and Maxie says, after Nathan died, the thought of moving on without him, starting a whole new life, was the most overwhelming feeling in the entire world. Sasha says, of course (🍷) she wants that for herself, and Lucy says, but if she can’t see it yet, really, it’s okay. Maxie says, everyone grieves differently and at different paces. She’s doing great. Lucy takes Sasha’s hand, and says, she really, really is.

Gladys says, they couldn’t have lifted anything off her fitness app. She didn’t bring her phone with her to the ball. Cody asks, who leaves their phone at home? and Gladys says, someone who couldn’t fit it in her purse. Ha! The waiter clears Sam’s table, and the whatchamacallit falls on the ground. Gladys asks, what’s that? as Selina walks in with Li, and steps on it.

 Selina picks it up, and walks over to Gladys. She says, this looks like a directional microphone, and Gladys says she has no idea what that is. Selina says, it’s meant to record conversations from a distance, and Gladys asks if Cody and Spinelli recorded her. Selina asks if one of them dropped this, and Cody says, sure didn’t. Spinelli says, how fortuitous that she picked it up so no one would trip, and Selina says, they wouldn’t want that on such a lovely day, would they? Forgive her if she seems intrusive, but she’s sensing some tension between the three of them. Is everything all right? Gladys says, it was all right until these two showed up and started harassing her out of nowhere. Cody and Spinelli protest, and Cody says, nothing Selina needs to concern herself with. They know how busy she is, don’t they Gladys? Selina says, not too busy to resolve a conflict. Shall they put their heads together and come up with a solution? Cody says, that’s not necessary, but Selina says, nonsense. Have a seat over there. She’ll help them iron this out. Cody goes to sit, and Gladys thanks her, following him. Selina blocks Spinelli, and says she’ll take it from here. She tosses the microphone into the pool.

Maxie says, just think of where Sasha was at this time last year, and Lucy says, they’re so proud of her. Sasha says she almost feels like a different person, and Maxie says, she’s still herself, just stronger and wiser. Lucy says, and infinitely more resilient. Sasha says she’s so lucky to have them in her corner, and Maxie says, always. Lucy says, always, and excuses herself to use the powder room. Sasha asks if Maxie thinks anyone has as much energy as Lucy, and Maxie says, no. Her phone rings, and she tells Sasha, it’s Georgie. Sasha says she’ll hold down the fort, and Maxie steps away. Sasha looks at a photo of Brando on her phone, and says, Brando, I have come a long way, haven’t I? But it’s true; I’m still not over you. And I have to wonder if I’ll ever be. She looks up, and Dr. Montague is there.

Kristina says, it must be pretty awful to want to be a mother, then find out you can’t be, and Sam says, it’s awful, and isolating and devastating, and a million other not so fun feelings. But the good thing is, once the dust settles, Molly and TJ are going to be okay. They’re going to be able to have a family. It’s just going to be a longer, windier road to get there. Kristina says she hopes they do try to have kids another way. Molly and TJ would be the best parents. Sam asks if she’s chopped liver, and Kristina says, no. She’s a supermom. And she’s a super aunt obviously. Sam says she doesn’t know about that. Scout told her that the last time Kristina took her and Danny out to dinner, she didn’t let them have dessert afterward. Kristina says, that’s because she let them have dessert before, and Sam says, she thought that was a good idea why? Kristina says, Scout left that part out. She’s taught her niece well.

Gregory says, Finn really thinks that highly of Tracy Quartermaine? and Finn says, in a realistic and tentatively appropriate way, yes. Gregory says he trusts Finn’s judgement. He’ll reserve his and give her another chance, but he won’t put up with her demeaning his son. Finn says, as well he shouldn’t, and Gregory says, perhaps… maybe he pushed back a bit too hard. He should probably clear the air. Shouldn’t he? Finn says, no, and Gregory says, apologize for the last time they spoke, but Finn says, that will get him absolutely nowhere.

Judge Kim says he understands the prosecution has reached a deal with the defendant. The SEC lawyer says, they have, and the judge says, and both sides are in agreement with these terms? The lawyer says, that’s correct, and Zeke says, they see eye to eye on all points. Judge Kim says, that’s where they lose him. He’s reviewed the deal and the facts on the case, and he finds it a miscarriage of justice. It’s his opinion that the defendant knowingly colluded with Miss Spencer in order to drive up the stock price of Aurora Media, with the desired result being significant and personal financial gain. As such, he sees no reason why Mr. Cain shouldn’t receive the maximum penalty for his crimes.

Zeke gets up and says, the maximum penalty for these charges is twenty years, and the judge says he’s aware. Zeke says, so we – and by we, he means the defense and the prosecution – believe that a sentence of that magnitude is too harsh in a case like this. Carly looks like she might have a heart attack, and Judge Kim says he believes what they’re proposing is too lenient. Zeke says, Mr. Cain has run Aurora Media with integrity since he founded it, not a single misstep or example of shady business practices. The judge says, until now, and Zeke says, but he is a family man, just as he’s a CEO, maybe even more so. When he proposed a merger of Aurora and ELQ, it wasn’t for his personal gain as the judge suggested. It was to benefit his family’s company. In fact, the merger never even came to pass. Meaning his client never saw any of the benefits, professional or personal. Just the opposite in fact. The company lost money. So the true miscarriage of justice here would be to make an example of a man who has no history of securities fraud. He simply made an error in judgement trying to help the people he loves.

A wet Spinelli finds Sam and Kristina, and Sam asks, what happened? Kristina asks if he got pushed in the pool again, and Sam says, again? Spinelli says he thought he and Kristina had an agreement that it stayed between them, and she says, sorry. Spinelli holds up the crunched microphone, and Sam says, no. He says, courtesy of Miss Selina Wu, and Sam suggests Kristina go get a drink. Kristina leaves, and Spinelli takes her seat. Sam says, start from the beginning, and he asks if she wasn’t listening, but she says she got waylaid by Kristina. He says, they were working Gladys, just like they discussed. They were inches from success when Miss Wu just sauntered in and ruined everything.

Li hands the pool waiter some cash, and says, see to it they’re not disturbed. The waiter says he’s got it, and tells the two whole people there that he’s sorry, but they’re closing the pool for a private function. They leave, and Selina says she has a meeting shortly, so let’s not waste time. She’d hoped they could resolve this issue without requiring her intervention, but it seems her hopes were naïve. Gladys says, he started it, and Cody says, did not. Selina says, enough. She can’t have both of her favorite players at odds. Her game is a place of harmony. Make peace now. Gladys says she can’t make peace when Cody is still spreading lies about her, and Cody says, she’s trying to get him sent to prison. Selina says, this is how it’s going to work. Gladys is going to see to it that the charges against Mr. Bell are dropped. Gladys says, with all due respect, that’s not her call, and Selina says, it’s Gelhorn Jewelers’, but she’s their star witness. Without her, they don’t have a case. Amend her statement. Say she’s since remembered that the night of the Nurses Ball, the clasp on her bracelet was loose. Cody says, and what? Fell off of her wrist and into his jacket pocket? Selina says she’s confident a cater waiter from that evening will come forward and testify they found it on the floor near Cody’s things. The waiter thought it belonged to Cody, and put it in his jacket pocket for safekeeping. Matter settled. Cody says, sounds good to him, and Selina says, what about Gladys?

Sasha tells Dr. Montague, hi, and he says he was on his way out when he saw her sitting there, so he thought he’d say hello. She says she doesn’t suppose he missed the part where she was talking to the picture of her dead husband, and he says he might have noticed that. She promises she’s not losing it again, and he asks if he can sit. She says, sure, and he says he doesn’t think she’s losing it. What he observed was a grieving woman expressing her emotions in a healthy way. It’s good to let her feelings out. Just look what happened when she bottled them up after her son died. The fact that she’s allowing herself to go places she’s scared of is progress. She thanks him, and says, it means a lot. He gets up, and says he’s looking forward to their next session. She says, her too, and he leaves.

Finn says, Tracy isn’t a touchy, feely kind of person, and Gregory tells him, you don’t say. Finn tells him, he does say. She’s got zero patience for this type of thing. Gregory says, then what does he do? Chase is in love with her granddaughter. Hopefully, Chase and Brook will be together for a long time. Wouldn’t it behoove them all to get along? Finn doesn’t know what to tell him. Gregory can try to make some roads there, but Finn doesn’t think he’ll succeed. Gregory says, that sounds like a challenge, and Finn says, it most certainly was not. Gregory says, you never know. Tracy might come around. They’re both grown-ups. If he comes to her openly and honestly, why wouldn’t she respond in kind?

Alexis asks Tracy to define extreme measures, because the last time Tracy went to them, it didn’t work out so well… for her. Tracy asks if Alexis wants to rehash the past. No? What she means by extreme measures is medical equivalent of shaking him until he snaps out of it. Alexis says, that sounds possibly unethical, definitely illegal, and Tracy asks what she’d suggest. Alexis says she’d suggest a gentler route. Instead of challenging Ned’s worldview, which will just make him dig his heels in deeper, just go along with it. Let him believe he’s Eddie Maine.

Spinelli tells Sam that he’s curiously suspicious about how deferential Cody and Gladys became when Miss Wu entered the scene. Sam says, and Selina really couldn’t have wanted to be peacemaker? and he says, she wouldn’t take no for an answer. And of all people, why would she insist on wanting them to come to an understanding? Sam says, and what is the nature of Selina Wu’s relationship to Gladys, and to Cody?

Gladys says she can’t just amend her statement. She’ll look like a complete flake. And what about Sasha? What’s her daughter-in-law going to think? Cody says, that she’s the lying liar that she is? but Selina says, on the contrary. Everyone will be grateful that no one was unjustly punished. She’ll be a hero. Gladys says, fine. They’ll do it Selina’s way. Selina says, and Cody. Whatever problem he has with Gladys, he’s going to drop it. Cody says, she doesn’t understand. Sasha’s his friend… Selina says, there will be no unnecessary conflict in her games, and Cody asks why she’s protecting Gladys. Selina says, simply put, none of your business, and Cody says, have a nice day. He starts to leave, but Selina says, not so fast. She asks Li to take Gladys to the bar for a drink, and Gladys says, don’t mind if I do, walking ahead of him. Selina says, no one can know Cody works for her, and Cody says he gets it. She says, except she doesn’t think he does. If he did, he wouldn’t try to make trouble and draw unwanted attention to her business. There’s a lot of money at stake. Keep his mouth shut… or she’ll shut it for him permanently.

Maxie and Lucy come back to the table, and Lucy says she ran into a big fan of their Deception products, and boy, could that woman talk. Sasha says, unlike Lucy, and Lucy says she wants to apologize for bringing up all that Cody nonsense, but Sasha says she’s glad Lucy did. Lucy says, a few minutes ago Sasha wasn’t so glad, but Sasha says she doesn’t want to live in denial anymore. She did that before, and it sent her down a dark path. She doesn’t want to go backwards. Maxie says, that’s good to hear, and Sasha says she’s got enough to handle ending her guardianship. So as for whether or not Cody has feelings for her, it doesn’t matter. It’s clear his presence in her life makes things more complicated. Maxie says, with Gladys she means? and Sasha says, Gladys means a lot to her. Gladys has helped her in ways no one else could understand. So she’s resolved to ending her guardianship, and maintaining a relationship with Gladys.

Selina walks up behind Gladys, saying her name, and causing Gladys to nearly choke on her drink. She says, Gladys never responded to her text. Selina was worried something might have happened to her. Gladys gives her an envelope, saying, first installment. Selina says she’d hoped Gladys would pay back the entire amount, and Gladys says she will. Like she told Selina, she has to break it up into chunks. She can’t transfer a huge amount at once; Sasha will notice. Selina says, very well, but don’t forget about the interest. Which makes it in Gladys’s best interest to pay the loan back as soon as possible. Dr. Montague says, Miss Wu, and Selina says, Monty. One moment? He tells her to take her time, and she leaves with Li. Monty goes over to Gladys, and says, nice seeing her again. He couldn’t help but overhear. It sounds like she’s in a tough spot with their friend Selina. Gladys says she owes Selina money, and he says he’d be glad to help her settle her debt. She says, he’d do that for her? and he says, of course (🍷). But not without a favor in return.

Alexis says, if he thinks he’s Eddie Maine, why not treat him like he’s Eddie Maine? and Tracy says, that is the worst idea she’s ever heard. Alexis says, okay. Never mind then. Tracy says, so what Alexis is telling her is, in order to rid Ned of his delusions, they should lean into them? Alexis tells her, she’s saying, if they allow Ned to work this out on his own, without constant opposition from Tracy, maybe it would help him get over it. Tracy asks when Alexis got her therapist certification. Was that handed out with her last sobriety chip? Alexis says, she’s impossible, and Tracy says, she’s an idiot. Gregory sees them, and ducks around the corner.

Judge Kim says, committing a crime, even if it is for love of one’s family, is still a crime. However, considering the defendant’s record since founding Aurora Media, along with the fact that the merger was never finalized, he’ll allow that the maximum penalty is not warranted. Given the charges, the proposed deal of six months is still too lenient. He hereby sentences the defendant to serve three years. Surprise all around. From me too. He can go over the SEC’s head? I dunno about that.

Tomorrow, Gregory tells Tracy, back the hell off; Ned/Eddie says, they’re kidding him; Josslyn tells Sonny, it’s the best she can do right now; and Carly says, there’s been some kind of mistake.

🏥 Spreading It Thin…

The downside of working on a soap.

🛹 Thanks To the Boogaloo…

Everyone’s got to start somewhere.

🥀 Heartache Strikes Again…

Geez, this poor woman needs to catch a break.

🍊 If You’re Craving Oranges…

In case yesterday’s smack talk wasn’t enough.

🤼‍♀️ Of Course They Do…

A better show might be to lock them in a room until there’s a clear winner.

🌪 And In a Surprise Twist…

Reality worlds collide.

🍸 VanderPast and Future…

Highly doubtful this was staged, although I’d buy that producers knew about it. Especially if it was going on while they were filming. And Sandoval did already have a storyline going with the Schwartz & Sandy’s mess.

What’s to come. Kinda. Sorta. Maybe.

🐩 Permanent Guests…

I’ve actually seen the kitty at the Algonquin. Although I’m not sure which number it was.

https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/hotel-pets-america

🥾 On the Beaten Path…

Finish off your week tomorrow with some soap, a pot of tea, and a side of quotes, topped off by music. Until then, stay safe, stay sharing knowledge, and stay remembering that grief has no timetable. Everyone grieves differently and at different paces.