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March 20, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Marco Puts Himself In Danger. Soap Suds, A Dose Of Reality, Weekend Watching, Everything Oscar, Off the Clock, Octadic Quotes & Lied

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday: 

Portia hassled Jordan about being pregnant and asked if Curtis knew.

Stella found the pregnancy test in Jordan’s purse.

Michael and Jacinda went to the gatehouse for a little privacy. She said she could tell she needed to keep a close eye on Charlotte. She recognized a lot of herself in Charlotte and felt protective. She didn’t want Charlotte to make the same mistakes.

Cody went to see Molly, bearing gifts, but she said he was making it harder for her.

Boyle went to Laura’s office and said if Sidwell didn’t get what he wanted, there would be hell to pay.

Jason told Sonny that Britt’s situation had reached the breaking point and they had to leave town.

Jordan said she didn’t know what Portia was talking about and Portia said Jordan was a hypocrite, but unlike Jordan, she wasn’t blabbing to Curtis.

Stella shoved the test back in Jordan’s purse and told Curtis there was nothing in there. She’d get in touch with Jordan herself. He asked if they were keeping secrets, but she said he was ridiculous and left.

Cody said he’d been worried, and Molly said it was hard to manage her pain and put on a brave face. He said he didn’t want her to pretend with him. He was her boyfriend and could take it. He offered to leave, but she said maybe it was time to get real with him.

Laura told Boyle that she’d issued a public notice about the new flight path of Sidwell’s helicopters. She’d heard no objections yet and if there were none over the next five days, the ordinance would go through. She thought it was sneaky and dishonest, and she wasn’t accustomed to doing things that way. Boyle said, in the beginning, he’d wanted to serve the community and found the most effective way was with the help of powerful people who could get things done. He hadn’t realized what he was getting into with Sidwell. By the time he realized what was expected of him, it too late. He sympathized. Martin came by and asked if Boyle was bothering Laura.

Jason told Sonny that Cullum and Sidwell had ordered Britt to finish the project, which meant they needed to disappear. He was hoping to get a sample of her meds to Brick. Then they’d lay low until he reproduced it. Sonny wondered if they wouldn’t be hunted down, since Cullum had WSB resources at his disposal, but Jason said, on his way out of town, he was going to eliminate that bastard.

Cody explained that he’d asked Felicia about endometriosis without mentioning Molly’s name. He knew it was a chronic condition that could be extreme painful and there was no cure. Molly said all she could do was take medication for the pain, but she sometimes had it throughout her body. One option was surgery, but she’d rather not have it, so she tried to manage her flare-ups when they happened. He asked how often she had them, and she said, once in a while. She could usually power through. He asked what severe meant in her case, and she said it meant she couldn’t have children.

Michael made a fire and asked about Jacinda’s life. She said she’d gotten involved with a man ten years older. She was of legal age, but it still wasn’t appropriate. At the time, she didn’t think it was wrong. The boys her age were dumb and juvenile, and she thought she was smarter and more sophisticated. He wasn’t worth what it cost. She practically threw her life away for him. Her parents cut her out of their lives, so she moved in with her boyfriend and had to grow up too fast. She worked as many jobs as she could, but still couldn’t make ends meet, which was how she ended up becoming an escort. He said she’d done what she could to survive and had nothing to be ashamed of, but she said she wished she could go back and tell her high school self not to be anxious to grow up. Once you did, there was no going back. He agreed, and she said it changed her. Sometimes she wished she could go back to who she was.

Trina went to Jordan’s to see Curtis and said his assistant told her that he was working from there. She told him about running into Jordan at the salon and said it had been civil, and he thanked her for making an effort to accept the relationship. She said she was trying her best to embrace the new normal, and he said, speaking of that, he was going to be living with Jordan.

Isaiah was waiting for Portia in her office, and she told him that Jordan was pregnant.

Stella called Jordan and asked her to meet at GH. It couldn’t wait.

Boyle said he and Martin had been on the same team with Measure C, but Martin said he was now Team Laura. He asked if she wanted to go to dinner, but she said she was swamped with work and asked for a raincheck. Martin was about to leave, when Tracy stormed in all disheveled. She said she fell of her horse, and it was Laura’s fault.

Jason said he was making good on his promise to take Cullum out, and Sonny said it would be tough to keep Britt safe and take out Cullum. He offered to pinch hit, but Jason said he’d been tracking Cullum and knew his habits and schedule. He was the best chance of success, but once Sidwell found out he and Britt had escaped… Sonny said Sidwell would try to get to Jason through him, but he might be too busy once Cullum was gone. This could be the end of Sidwell. If this was done right, he and Laura could be free of that son of a bitch.

Tracy said she was enjoying an evening ride when a helicopter roared overhead, spooked her horse, and she fell off. It never should have happened since it was a residential no fly zone. It was so low, she saw the FRE Worldwide logo on it. Martin asked how it was Laura’s fault, and Tracy said when she contacted her lawyer she was surprised to find out a new zoning ordinance was in the works. The mayor was planning on betraying the residents of the neighborhood. Laura said it had been posted publicly, but Tracy said, not where anyone could see it and she was going to stop it.

Portia told Isaiah that she’d seen Jordan, who was looking a little green, so she decided to mess with her. She asked if Jordan was pregnant, just being snarky, and it turned out she was. Isaiah asked if Jordan confirmed it, and Portia said, no, but the look on her face said it all. She had the feeling Jordan hadn’t told Curtis and Jordan had the nerve to tell her to mind her own business after Jordan had grilled her at the Quartermaines’ tea party. Jordan told Curtis before she was ready and she was tempted to do the same thing, but she and Curtis were in a good place and she didn’t want any drama between them. He asked how she felt about Curtis and Jordan having a baby.

Stella said she’d been at Jordan’s place and found out Curtis was moving in, and Jordan asked if she had concerns. Stella said she was more concerned about Jordan being pregnant.

Cody said he was sorry, but Molly said she was sorry. She should have told him sooner. She’d thought it was too early in the relationship, but realized she was wrong. He deserved to know before they got involved. He might want biological children and if he was with her, it definitely wasn’t going to happen. If he wanted to end things, she got it. Not having kids was a huge sacrifice. He said, not for him.

Michael said he was sorry Jacinda went through that, but she said, look at where it led to. When they met, she was pretty bitter, but he showed her that amazing things still happened. He said she did the same for him. His marriage had imploded and he was still recovering from the burns. He was in a bad place, but she changed all that. He couldn’t begin to thank her. She suggested he start by accepting that she knew the difference between things she had to do and the things she wanted to do. They kissed and got busy and there was a song part.

Molly said it was a big decision, but Cody said he wanted to be with her and was fine with it. She said he was good with kids and imagined he’d have his own, but he said he was perfectly happy to be the fun uncle. If he became a dad, he wouldn’t be unhappy, but it wasn’t something he yearned for. He didn’t need biological children. She said she didn’t want to do adoption or surrogacy again. She didn’t want children. He said she was enough and having her in his life was more than enough. She kissed him and he said he wished she would have told him sooner, so he could help when she wasn’t feeling well, instead of hiding her pain. She hugged him and said she was sure he’d bail. He said she still had a few things to learn about him.

Jacinda told Michael that she’d always rolled her eyes when she saw a movie where the couple made love on a rug in front of a roaring fire. But now that she’d done it, it was quite romantic. Michael said he was glad to help broaden her horizons. It was good to be spontaneous sometimes. Her phone rang and she said it was just a work thing. She’d take care of it later. Michael said he was her boss’s boss, so she could put the phone away. They started to kiss again, when Olivia walked in and said, oh my God.

Portia asked if Isaiah was worried she was jealous, and he said he wasn’t worried… Okay, a little. She said she was annoyed at Jordan’s hypocrisy. Jordan told Curtis that she was pregnant before she was ready, saying he had the right to know, and she thought of doing the same. Isaiah said, it must not be planned, or Jordan would have told him, and Portia said, unless she wasn’t keeping the baby. Jordan would have a high risk pregnancy for a number of reasons. He wondered if Jordan intended on telling Curtis. She was good at keeping secrets.

Trina said the view was amazing and Curtis would have been crazy to pass it up. He asked if she was okay with him living there, and she said, absolutely. She knew she’d given him grief when it came to Jordan, but it was wrong of her and she was sorry. If he wanted to live with Jordan, he should. Jordan was fun, cool, and smart, and best of all, she made him happy.

Jordan asked if Stella had been snooping, but Stella said, of course (🍷) not. She’d wanted to leave Jordan a note and Curtis suggested checking her bag for a pen. Jordan asked if Stella had shown Curtis, but Stella said, no. She’d stuffed it back into Jordan’s bag. Jordan said Stella knew she hadn’t used it. She hadn’t said anything to Curtis because she wasn’t sure it would be necessary. A pregnancy would be considered high risk because she had one kidney. Stella said, a transplant, and Jordan said it could be dangerous for her and the baby. There was a lot to consider. Stella asked if it was possible Jordan was going to terminate the pregnancy.

Laura said it would help local projects, and Tracy suggested it was a bribe. Laura said it was a business deal intended to benefit the city as a whole, but Tracy said not if the property values went down. Martin said Tracy was an entitled snob who couldn’t sacrifice some noise to help everyone else, and Tracy said he couldn’t smell how corrupt the deal was and it wasn’t going to happen. He said she didn’t care about doing what was right. It wasn’t Laura’s fault that she couldn’t control her nag.  

Sonny said, one detail Jason had to remember… and Jason said, it couldn’t be traced back to Sonny and Laura. Sonny said Laura was his main concern, and Jason said maybe it would take the heat off if they pinned it on Brennan. Sonny said, whatever Jason did, make sure it was a clean kill. If he couldn’t, he needed to walk away. Jason said he’d be careful, and Sonny said if Jason murdered a WSB agent, he’d never see the light of day again. Jason said he understood the stakes, but it was worth the risk to protect the people they loved, and Sonny said, Cullum was responsible for the firebomb that nearly killed Michael, and for that, he needed to pay.

Olivia asked if they’d seen Leo’s retainer, and Jacinda noticed it on a bookcase and gave it to her. Olivia said Leo wanted to come and get it, but she’d volunteered. Otherwise, her boy would have walked in on them. Michael said he was sorry. Danny had been banned from the gatehouse, and he didn’t think anyone was coming in. Olivia said he didn’t think. It was early and it could have been his boy who came in. Michael said next time he’d lock the door, and Olivia said he should give some serious thought to what nearly happened here tonight. She left.

Curtis said Trina seemed excited to be a big sister, and she said, beyond excited. Wasn’t he excited to be a dad? He said, more than words could say. This time he got to be there from the beginning. She said she’d always be sad about the time they’d missed out on, and he said him too. She admitted she was a little jealous that he’d be able have the opportunity to share with the baby what he didn’t share with her, and he said there was plenty of love in his heart for both of his children.

Jordan told Stella that she wasn’t sure what she was going to do if she was pregnant. She’d put off the test to avoid that difficult decision. Stella said she understood, but the longer Jordan waited, the harder the decision would become. If it turned out she was pregnant, was she going to tell Curtis? Jordan said she didn’t want to keep secrets from Curtis. She’d sworn she would never make that mistake again. She hoped he understood if she chose to end it. Even if he did, she still worried it might affect their relationship. Stella told her, take the test. She was torturing herself for no reason. Joran said, what if it was positive? and Stella said maybe it was time to clue him in, so Jordan didn’t go through this alone. Jordan said Stella was right. She needed to know and there was no time like the present. She’d grab another test from the pharmacy. Stella said she’d be there.  

Cody suggested watching a movie, and Molly asked if he wanted a Western or was he in a more serious mood? He asked if they could watch Sense and Sensibility. He wanted to see if they’d done justice to the book. She said he was right. There were a few things she could still learn about him. She snuggled against him on the couch.

Jordan came back, and Stella said, well?

Tracy told Martin that her nag was a thoroughbred Arabian, who had the right to cantor without being terrified, and he said the truth was, she cared more about a horse than the good people of Port Charles. She said she did. First thing tomorrow, she’d have her good friend Judge Goldin issue an injunction to stop the new ordinance. She left, and Martin said he was sure even the judge would realize Tracy had no basis, and Laura asked if he’d mind letting her and Boyle strategize alone. Martin left, and Boyle said she’d better hope Martin was right or Sidwell would be unhappy with them both. She said she knew, but she was beginning to care less and less about Mr. Sidwell’s happiness.

Sonny asked if Jason had any idea when he’d be back, and Jason said that depended on how long it took Brick to replicate the meds – a month or two. Sonny asked, what if he couldn’t? but Jason said he didn’t want to think about that right now. He was sorry he wouldn’t be around to help get rid of Sidwell, but Sonny said he’d handle it himself. Jason said if Sonny needed him… and Sonny said he knew he could count on Jason and Jason could always count on him too.

Tuesday:

Sonny signed some papers in Diane’s office and told her that he’d hired another attorney. She asked if she was fired.

Alexis waited at the Port Charles Grill for Diane, when Ric walked in. She said she was waiting for someone, but he said he only needed 60 seconds. He wanted to thank her.

Josslyn was meeting Trina, Kai, Gio, and Emma at the Brown Dog, and flashed back to arguing with Carly over being in the WSB.

Isaiah asked Elizabeth’s opinion on earrings for Portia, and she asked if he was as okay as he seemed with things moving so fast.

Stella went to see Portia and told her to stay out of Jordan’s pregnancy business. She’d given Jordan a reality check, and now it was Portia’s turn.

Jordan went home and told Curtis that she wasn’t pregnant.

Carly found Valentin in Sonny’s old kitchen with the moss bowl🎍, and he wanted to know if them sleeping together was the beginning of something or end of everything. She said it had blurred the lines, and they didn’t need that distraction, and he agreed. He said Jason had decided not to kill him. She wouldn’t have to take Jack down alone, but if she were to get hurt, he wouldn’t live to tell the tale.

Josslyn sat down, and Emma said they hadn’t seen her much. Trina said she lived with Josslyn and it was the first time she’d seen her in a week, and Josslyn said she’d been studying. Kai told her about Trina singing at Charlie’s open mic night, and Josslyn promised to try and make it, when Cullum came in with Jack.

Isaiah told Elizabeth that sometimes a relationship felt right and he’d learned life was too short not to live in the moment and let yourself be happy. Elizabeth said he might be right.

Stella told Portia that she’d encouraged Jordan to take the test and she wasn’t pregnant. Portia needed to face her resentment toward Jordan. Portia said she’d never weaponize Jordan’s pregnancy the way Jordan did hers, and Stella said Portia was fixated with hating Jordan and had to snap out of it. 🫱

Curtis was surprised, and Jordan said she wanted to make sure before she told him. He asked if she was disappointed.

Sonny said Diane would still handle his legitimate legal work, but he hired somebody else for complicated dealings with people who had badges. Diane asked if hadn’t given him exceptional representation, but he said it wasn’t about her performance. She’d walked a fine line, and he didn’t want to put her in that position anymore. She asked who the legal mind was that he trusted so much, and he said his brother Ric.

Ric said he was sincere in thanking Alexis for keeping him hostage, but Alexis was concerned he was wearing a wire and made him hand over his phone. He said, the month in her basement had given him the wake-up call he’d needed. He’d had time to reflect. She asked, what about? and he said, the only thing that mattered in life – family. He never would have swallowed his pride and gone to Sonny. He was getting to know the real Sonny and not the idea he had of him. Alexis said, so now Ric was going to double cross the real Sonny.

Ric said he had no intention of double crossing Sonny, but Alexis told him, history said otherwise and history repeated itself. She didn’t trust him. They shared a daughter and Molly was happy right now, so what happened when they went at it again? He said that wasn’t going to happen, and Alexis said she hoped he thought of Molly first before exploiting Sonny. Ric said he’d been protecting Alexis from anyone finding out the truth and no one had found out that Kristina nearly killed him and Elizabeth. He wasn’t the only one who’d reaped the benefits of his new outlook. The old him would never have allowed that.

Diane said Ric was determined to destroy Sonny. He must be upset with her services. Sonny said it was strictly about family. He wanted to rely on his brother. Ric was his only sibling and the last tie to his mother. He’d changed and earned Sonny’s trust. When Diane was recovering, Ric defended Rocco. It wasn’t a reflection on her. It was about family. She said she was choosing to believe him, and he said that meant a lot to him. He needed to have her on retainer. He didn’t want to go up against her in court.

Cullum said he hoped there were no hard feelings about him taking the lead in the Sidwell case, but Jack said he welcomed the help. They needed to figure out what was going on at Windymere. Hopefully, Cullum would crack the case.

Josslyn said she just remembered she had a paper due and hadn’t started it. She had to go or she’d be obsessing about it. It had been a long day, and she was crashing out sooner than expected. Trina walked her out and they ran into Cullum. Josslyn acted stupid and told him that they were pre-gaming for spring break. She hoped he had an awesome night. Cullum went back to the table, and Trina asked, what was that? Who was that guy?

Valentin agreed and said it couldn’t happen again. He hoped Carly didn’t think he’d taken advantage of her or regret it. She said she didn’t and she had no regrets, and he said he wasn’t expecting to change his opinion of her, but he did and he was glad. No regrets. He went back upstairs.  

Portia said she had enormous respect for Stella, but had a reason to resent Jordan. She and Curtis had been working on their problems, and Jordan had been there as a sympathetic shoulder for Curtis. Stella said Curtis and Jordan were two friends with a long history. Jordan being there wasn’t enough to break them up, and if they’d had a stronger marriage, they would still be together. Portia said she doubted it, and Stella asked what she thought ended the marriage. Portia said, me.

Jordan said she put off taking the test because she was scared, and Curtis said, having a baby was always a blessing, but the timing wasn’t always ideal. What made her do it? She said, Stella. Stella saw the test, tracked her down, and asked about it. He said, it was none of her business. Her big heart prevented her from staying in her lane. Jordan said Stella loved him and her family, and in a weird way their conversation made her feel like a part of it. He said, of course (🍷), she was part of the family, and she said, after their divorce, somehow, they found their way back together again. Stella understood and it was nice to know she approved, but there was someone else who knew she might be pregnant – Portia.

Portia told Stella that the pattern was set when she didn’t tell Curtis that he was Trina’s father. She kept secrets, then scrambled to cover them. Curtis had expectations, some of them unrealistic, but they should have talked about them and they didn’t. She’d tried to please him instead of being in the relationship. Jordan wasn’t responsible for that, and neither was Isaiah. She and Curtis were. Stella said Portia needed to face the possibility that she, Jordan, Curtis, and potentially, Isaiah, would all be in the baby’s life. How did she think it would affect the child if she clung to bitterness? And she should consider what her resentment was saying to Isaiah. Portia said her anger at Jordan told him that she couldn’t let go of Curtis or her marriage, and Stella said, exactly.

Sonny said he’d come to check on Carly and asked if she’d talked to Jason. She said she couldn’t believe Jason was leaving, especially now. She and Josslyn had a fight, and it was different. She’d never seen Josslyn that angry. Sonny asked what the fight was about, and Carly flashed back to that. She said it was about him.

Jack asked if Cullum recognized that girl, and Cullum said it was Anna’s granddaughter. Anna was a good agent and what happened to her was a shame.

Trina said, that guy was creepy, and Josslyn said she kept running into him. He was so uptight, she kept acting like a ditsy college girl to shake him. Trina asked if that was the real reason she was leaving, but Josslyn said, no. Seeing Jack reminded her of her mom. They’d had a big fight and she’d said awful things. Her head wasn’t there. Trina said she understood. Josslyn and her mom might need distance. Josslyn said she hated that. Everything was a mess. Trina said she’d had to deal with a mess with her mother, but nothing helped until she finally talked to her mom. Josslyn would feel better if she talked to hers. Josslyn said she was right, hugged Trina, and left.

Alexis said people did change. Maybe Ric would too. She certainly hoped so. His date was here. She gave Ric his phone back, and he went over to Elizabeth. He said he was glad she’d decided to come, and she said her too.

Diane arrived and asked if Alexis was aware that Sonny was reorganizing his legal affairs. Alexis said she told him that he needed to have a conversation with her.

Elizabeth told Ric that it was none of her business, but it looked like he’d been having a serious conversation with Alexis. Ric said he’d wanted to thank Alexis for everything she’d done for him over the years. She’d been a great mother, and he wanted her to know there were no hard feelings. He wanted to start over as friends and she agreed to try. He was going to be working closely with Sonny. Elizabeth asked, on what? and he said he was going to represent Sonny on multiple business dealings.

Curtis said, Portia knew? and Jordan said, she guessed. She didn’t take it well. He said Portia was probably feeling some type of way because she hid her pregnancy and Jordan didn’t, and Jordan said she hoped it didn’t stop Portia and Curtis from having a good relationship. They were going to be co-parents from the moment the child was born and needed to be in a good place. He said she was amazing. Portia had been hard on her, and she’d been nothing but generous. He was sorry she had to deal with that. She said Portia promised not to tell him about her possible pregnancy and hadn’t owed her that. She was a good person and would make a wonderful mother.

Portia thanked Stella for giving her a reality check, and Stella asked if Portia forgave her for meddling. Portia said this time she was glad Stella did, and they hugged.

Jack went over to Emma and asked if she had any word on her grandmother’s recovery, but Emma said it was none of his business. It was a private matter. Family only. He said if he could do anything for her or Anna, let him know, and Gio said, will do, and thanked him. Jack left, and Gio asked if Emma was okay. Trina asked if Jack was an old WSB friend of Anna’s, and Emma said that’s how he would describe himself, but he was a total hypocrite.

Emma went over to Jack’s table and said, if he wanted to do something for her grandmother, leave her the hell alone. The WSB had done nothing but destroy her life.

Carly said Josslyn was angry at both her and Sonny. He needed to keep his distance right now. Sonny said he’d always been on Carly’s side and was always here for her, whatever she needed, and Carly thanked him.

Josslyn looked through the window and saw Carly with Sonny.

Cullum said, that didn’t sound like there was any improvement, and Jack said he was still hazy on what happened. He asked Cullum to share the details, and Cullum said, what he was told was that Anna was on assignment, went rogue, and disappeared. Something about the mission made her fixate on Faison. Jack asked if no one said what it was, and Cullum said it was something they may never know. He doubted Anna was going to come back from this. It was sad to watch a good agent break.

Isaiah came by Portia’s office to ask what she and the baby wanted for dinner, and she said Stella had stopped by. Stella told her that Jordan wasn’t pregnant. He said, that must be a relief, and she said it was. Stella said other things she wanted Portia to hear. She had a way of pointing out hard truths and told her that her frustration with Jordan could be perceived by him and others as her still having feelings for Curtis or unresolved issues about their marriage ending. He asked if she did.

Alexis said if Sonny made his decision because he didn’t want her in proximity of his affairs, it was her fault Diane was losing half of a lucrative client’s cases. Diane said that wasn’t it, and Alexis said she owed Diane and this wasn’t her way to repay it. Diane told her, stop. She wasn’t responsible for Sonny’s choice. He’d made that clear. It was about his brother.

Elizabeth said given their contentious past, should Ric be working for Sonny? and he said she thought it wasn’t a good idea. She said, for so many reasons. He was just getting his life back together and it could be a huge step back. He said he’d proceed with caution, but he had to do it. He wasn’t getting any younger and had missed out on important years with Molly, Sonny, and her.

Josslyn came in, and Carly said Sonny stopped by to say hello to the moss bowl🎍. He was just leaving. Sonny said Josslyn had a problem with him and he thought they could work it out, and Josslyn said, if he did the right thing by Donna and his other surviving children and left the country, she’d send him a postcard. Until then, there was nothing to work out. Carly said, Josslyn… and Josslyn said Carly was still defending Sonny. What the hell was wrong with her?

Curtis said he appreciated Jordan being open with him, and she said now she knew she could be. She could share the hard things, and they could face them together. They’d both made mistakes in the past. He said, but they’d learned from them, and she said she knew she could share her feelings about all of them. They kissed.

Portia said her feelings for Curtis were in the past. If she made Isaiah feel otherwise, she was sorry. Her resentment for Jordan had to do with her. She’d made Jordan a scapegoat in her marriage. Isaiah said he never thought she wanted Curtis or her old life back, and she said, nothing could be further from the truth. Their only connection was Trina and this baby. Their marriage was over. The last piece was her releasing her resentment toward Jordan and she was working on it. He said she was entitled to her feelings, but he was glad she’d decided to move forward, and she said, the only reason was because of him. It had been so unexpected and had turned into something real. He said, and deeply important, and they kissed.

Trina and Kai stepped away to give Emma and Gio time alone, and Kai said Emma had been through so much. Trina wondered if she’d mentioned how thoughtful and sweet he was and how much she loved about him, and he said he could tell her the things he loved about her, but they’d be here all night. They kissed.

Emma told Gio that she’d just wanted one fun night to forget about everything. So much for that. Gio said he wished he had a magic wand that could make it all go away. He wanted to make it better and couldn’t, but he could go through it all with her like she did for him. She said she was grateful to have him in her life. She knew her grandmother loved him. That was why she took him in. She knew her grandmother would be happy to know he was here for her. She put her head on his shoulder.

Alexis told Diane, let Sonny give Ric a chance. Let him get in the mud while she was free of the stress. Diane said, when it fell apart – and it would – and Sonny came crawling back, she’d charge him double. Alexis said she was thinking triple.

Ric told Elizabeth that he’d helped Sonny out when Diane broke her leg and they’d worked well together. He and Molly were in a good place and he and Alexis were being civil. But the real reason he wanted to work for Sonny was her. He needed a stable job if he was going to put roots down in Port Charles. He wanted to do that with her and only her.

Sonny told Josslyn to be mad all she wanted, but she was in her mother’s house and had to treat her with respect. Josslyn said he wanted her to lie. She didn’t respect Carly’s choices. She rationalized her decisions, making them seem okay and refusing to acknowledge how the fallout affected her children. Carly said she knew Josslyn didn’t approve of the things she’d done, but don’t act like she didn’t put her children first. She had since the day they were born. Josslyn said she was talking about the choices Carly was making now, not in the past, and she left.

Wednesday:

Brook told Chase that she couldn’t tear herself away from Phoebe. She wasn’t going along with calling her Baby Jane Doe. Neither was the hospital staff. She had every person wrapped around her teeny, tiny, perfect finger, but at the end of the day, she was alone. Had the PCPD tracked down her family? Chase said, not yet, but according to Dante, they’d progress.

Lulu created a romantic atmosphere, when there was a knock at the door. It was Nathan – with James.

Ric told Elizabeth that he wanted to build a relationship with Sonny, but didn’t want it to stop them from having a relationship. He wondered if she saw a future for them, when Lucas came in. Elizabeth said she had to talk to Lucas about a work thing, and they stepped away.

Marco made another attempt to get Britt’s meds from the safe. He opened it and said, what the hell?

Brad met Britt at the Brown Dog and she said she had to give the bartender the recipe for his pomegranate cosmogroni. He said the ingredients were in the name and it was perfect. He’d just had the worst date ever. She said she couldn’t wait to hear about it, but there was something he should know. This would be the last Brat cocktail hour for a while. It was time for her to get the hell out of Dodge.

Danny made a sandwich in the nook, and Jason asked if he could join him. Danny said Willow had lifted the restraining orders, so he could see Scout. Scout was now living with her dad, but he’d be able to see her when she was at Alexis’s house. Jason asked what he thought about living with Alexis. He had to leave town for a while and didn’t know when he’d be back.

Nathan said Maxie had to work late, Mac and Felicia weren’t around, and Georgie was studying plus watching Bailey Lou. He’d tried to call, but Lulu wasn’t picking up. He was hoping Charlotte and Rocco could keep James occupied. Lulu said they were spending the night at her mom’s, and he asked if she wanted to reschedule, but she said she didn’t want to miss spending the evening with two handsome gentlemen. James looked at a tray on the table and asked if it was one of those chard curry things. He reached for it and knocked over a bottle of wine.

Elizabeth told Lucas that Ric wanted to get serous, but he also wanted a close relationship with his brother, and nothing ever ended well with Ric and Sonny. Lucas said it wouldn’t this time, and she wondered if she should cut her losses now or take a chance and see how things ended up.

Cullum came in with a tray of Britt’s meds and asked if Marco was looking for them. He was about to restock. Marco said it was his turn to administer them, but Cullum said Brtt was gone for the day. Marco said at least he wouldn’t be late for dinner with Lucas, but Cullum said, hold on. Today was Pascal’s turn.

Brad asked if Britt couldn’t stall the project, but she said, no. Cullum and Sidwell were scary and wanted her to complete the prototype yesterday. He said she was handing an insanely dangerous weapon to insanely dangerous people, and she said once she was done, they’d have no use for her, and she’d seen what they did with expendable people. Brad asked what she was going to do about her meds, and she said she was hoping to get them reverse engineered.

Danny asked where Jason was going and why, but Jason said he couldn’t share the details. A life was at stake and they needed help. It was nothing he couldn’t handle, but Danny was safer if he had no direct contact. He’d find a way to let Danny know he was okay. He was sorry and knew it was unfair. Danny told him not to be sorry. If someone needed help, Jason had to help them. It’s what mom would have wanted.

James said he was sorry, but Lulu said, accidents happened. Nathan said it was an expensive chardonnay, and she said she’d had it around forever. James asked what he smelled, and Nathan said something was burning. Lulu said, the chicken! and ran to the kitchen.

Marco said he could have sworn Pascal told him that it was his turn, and Cullum said Pascal gave Britt the last dose. That’s why she was able to leave early. Marco guessed he misunderstood, and Cullum said they couldn’t have miscommunication about anything, certainly not this. It was their only leverage over Britt to keep her in line. Marco said he’d talk to Pascal and confirm the schedule. He hoped Cullum hadn’t forgotten about his request. Cullum said he knew Marco was eager to even the score with Mr. Corinthios, but their focus was on completing the prototype. When that was done, they’d revisit it. Marco said he didn’t know how long he could wait.

Lucas asked what Elizabeth was afraid would happen, and Elizabeth said if something happened between Sonny and Ric, Ric would lash out, get destructive, and it would affect their relationship. Lucas said Ric had burned her so many times, but she said she thought he’d changed. Lucas said he was dying to say, wake up, but he’d be a hypocrite. Marco got mixed up in stuff he shouldn’t have, but regretted it. He was sticking with Marco because he was a good person. He didn’t believe Ric was, but he was taking a leap of faith with Marco and so far he was happy. She asked if he was saying she should take a leap of faith, and he said he guesses, but only if she believed it was worth the risk.

Jason said he wasn’t sure Danny’s mom would be okay with him leaving Danny again, and Danny said, no, but she used to tell him that Jason did things not everybody understood, not even her.  She’d trusted Jason because he did what he thought was right. Jason said Danny was the same way. He hadn’t let Rocco take the fall for the lab break-in. He and Charlotte came forward and he was proud of the person Danny was becoming. He stood up for what was right and didn’t back down. He looked out for the people he loved, Rocco and Scout. He didn’t always agree with how Danny did it, but he respected it and Danny. Danny said maybe he could come with Jason.

James said, that’s chicken? And Lulu said, it was. Now it was just a sad pile of burnt up bones. Nathan said he was sorry, but she said it was fine. He said the night was a disaster. He’d ruined her romantic dinner. Lulu suggested they go get pizza. She knew a place where they could get pizza and play arcade games. Nathan said it wasn’t the most romantic thing, but she said she just wanted to spend time with him. James said he’d spilled water on her phone, but didn’t know how it happened.

Ric asked if Elizabeth got the work thing sorted out, and she admitted it wasn’t about work. He said he guessed Lucas had a million reasons why this was a bad thing and he was probably right. He got up and said, no hard feelings, but she told him to sit his butt down. She enjoyed spending time with him, and she would like to see where this went.

Marco met Lucas and said he was sorry he couldn’t get Britt’s meds. Lucas said it wasn’t for lack of trying, and Marco said he’d try again tomorrow. Lucas said he was concerned that Marco’s father and Cullum had seen him open the safe when it wasn’t his turn to give Britt an injection. What happened when she disappeared? They’d suspect Marco had something to do with it.

Brad said Lucas was helping Britt? His Lucas? His ex-Lucas? Why? Lucas hated her. Britt said he found out Marco’s dad was blackmailing her and Marco knew about it. Brad said he knew that guy was bad news. At least Lucas knew now too, and he was sure Lucas was showing Maroc the door. She said they were still together. Marco was helping access her meds. Brad said he didn’t get a second chance, but that Marco guy did? She said Lucas probably felt obligated to right his boyfriend’s wrongs, and he said, for her sake, he was glad Marco was helping. How was she reverse engineering the meds? She said she wasn’t doing it. Jason had a friend. He said he thought they’d dumped Jason, but Britt said they were still together. It was just an act. Brad said she’d lied to him, but she said she had no choice. He said Jason was helping her now, but would manifest an excuse to leave her high and dry again, but she said when she left, Jason was going with her.

Jason said Danny couldn’t come, but Danny said he’d proven he could take care of himself. Jason said it was too dangerous and Danny had school. It wasn’t happening, but for what it was worth (🍷) he had every right to be upset. He knew Danny understood, but he could still be angry and upset at the same time. Danny said he was fine, and Jason sighed and asked if there was anything he could do to make it better. Danny said, promise to come back.

Brook asked what would happen if they didn’t find Delilah’s family when the baby was released, and Chase said she’d be placed in temporary foster care. He hated it. She said so did she. She’d promised Delila to look out for her baby and wasn’t comfortable leaving her with just anyone. They should take her. He asked if she wanted to adopt Phoebe, but she said, just foster her until her family was tracked down. Not forever. They’d spent time with her and she knew them. Chase said he was in. It made sense. They were the only people who knew her mom and he thought Delilah would be pleased. He wondered if they could be screened and approved in time, and she said they had plenty of room and a good track record of being temporary parents. He said it would be more practice for adopting a child of their own, and they kissed.

Lucas asked how Marco thought his dad would react, and Marco said his dad would never physically harm him. Lucas said, what about Cullum? but Marco said his dad wouldn’t allow Cullum to lay a heand on him, but he could see his dad cutting him out of his life for good. Lucas said it would break Marco’s heart, and Marco said he knew Lucas thought his dad was a horrible man. What he was doing to Britt was wrong and they needed to stop it, but there was another side to him. Lucas said he got that it was complicated. His birth father did terrible things, but was good to him. They were estranged at the end, but he still loved his father. Marco said he hated the thought of losing his dad, and Lucas said, for Marco’s sake, he hoped that didn’t happen.

Brad said he’d spent many hours consoling Britt, but she said she had to keep it a secret. Sidwell and Cullum couldn’t find out. Brad said he cried tears for her lie, but she said he didn’t. It was a dangerous situation, and she probably shouldn’t have told him, but she knew how much she’d hurt him the last time she left. Even though she didn’t choose to leave, she didn’t reach out. He said she was a terrible friend, but the fact she was doing this was very nice. He was still mad. She said she was sorry she lied, but she had to keep the secret, and he said he wasn’t mad about how much she’d hurt him. He was mad that she couldn’t stay away from Jason Morgan.

Jason promised he was coming back, and Danny asked how long he’d be gone. Jason said he was hoping a month or two, and Danny asked, what if it was longer? Jason said that’s why he’d asked Danny about living with his grandmother. If it dragged out, he’d arranged for Alexis to be Danny’s legal guardian.

Elizabeth said she liked throwing axes with Ric, and he said, what about him and Sonny? She said maybe it was time they found the best in each other, and he said he wanted to make it work and would do what it took. He had a bit of a confession to make. Did she remember when he went on the digital detox? She said, of course (🍷). It was a turning point for him. He said it was, but not for the reasons she thought. There was really no digital detox.

Brook said she’d call Felicia and ask her to get the ball rolling, and Chase said he hoped they got the chance to take care of Phoebe. He was hoping Phoebe’s family arrived to claim her. Brook said her too. It would be rough for them to find out Deliliah was gone. He said, but they’d have Phoebe, and she said, until then, Phoebe would have them and she wasn’t alone.

Ric said he’d gotten into a sticky situation with Ava and Alexis. It all started when… Elizabeth asked if the situation was over, and he said all partners were in agreement to put it behind them. She said that was all she needed to know, unless it interfered with them moving forward. He said it was water under the bridge, and she said, then she was better off not knowing. She said the fact that he was willing to tell her the truth told her all she needed to know.

Marco told Lucas that he’d learned his lesson. He’d allowed his hatred for Sonny to put him in a dark place. Now all he cared about was Lucas. He loved Lucas. Lucas said he loved Marco too, and they kissed.

Brad said Jason always broke Britt’s heart, but she came crawling back to him. When was she going to learn? Britt said Jason had proven time and again how much he cared about her. He was risking his life going on the run with her. Brad asked what happened when Carly broke a nail and Jason abandoned her like he always did and left her all alone in a dangerous situation? She said he wasn’t going to do that to her, and Brad asked how she knew. She said she’d realized that Jason had always been straightforward with her and never misled her. He’d made it clear that Carly was a priority. Brad said, and now? and she said he was going to stay by her side. Because he said it, she knew he meant it. Brad said he wished that were true, but he thought she was setting herself up for a massive fall.

Back at Lulu’s, Nathan said, good call on the pizza, and she said she was a Spencer. They were creatures of bad habit and she knew her pizza, and it was fun playing games with James. Nathan said James felt bad crashing their date, and Lulu said, that’s why he suddenly asked them to find Felicia so he could be dropped off. Nathan said he wished James had realized sooner. Things didn’t go according to plan. She said her phone still worked, the wine that was spilled was white, and she was in the mood for pizza anyway. He thanked her for not giving up on him. He should get going. He kissed her on the cheek and left. She started to go upstairs, came back down and opened the door, and Nathan was standing there.

Lulu asked if he forget something, and he said, no. Did she? She said she lived there, and he said she’d opened the door before he knocked. He came in, picked her up, and took her upstairs. Alrighty then.

Brook said she’d seen Chase serenading Phoebe when she thought she couldn’t love him more. She was sure Phoebe loved his voice, and he sounded as good as he looked. He looked sexy in his uniform. They kissed.

Elizabeth said, before they moved forward, she wanted Ric to promise not to put her on a pedestal. She wasn’t perfect. He said, to him she was, and she said, stop. It put pressure on her, on them. She liked hanging out with him. It was fun and easy. He said, unprecedented, and she suggested they keep doing what they were doing and see how it went, and he said, deal. They shook hands.

Jason told Danny to do his homework and he’d clean up, and Danny asked if he’d be there tomorrow afternoon. Jason said he wasn’t sure. Why? Danny said, never mind, but Jason said, hold on. What is it? Danny said his basketball team was in the finals, but he didn’t know how much he’d play or if he’d play. Jason said he didn’t know if he could be there the whole time, but he’d show up, and Danny said, to watch him sit on the bench? Jason said, absolutely, and they hugged.

Britt said she had to do this, but if she could, she’d do it with Brad. Brad said she’d have more fun and be better off. She thought she could count on Jason. She said she believed in Jason, and he told her that he guessed there was nothing more to say. He wasn’t going to pretend to support her making another colossal mistake. He started to leave, and she said he couldn’t go… It was his turn to pay the bill. He put some money on the table and said, good luck. She was going to need it.

Outside, Lucas told Marco that he wanted to take a drive by the lake. He found a listing for a house and wanted to make sure Marco saw it. He showed it to Marco on his phone, and Marco said he loved it. Lucas asked if he could see them having Mai Tais on the porch, and Marco said he could. He couldn’t wait to leave this mess behind them and start over with Lucas. Lucas said him too.  

On the phone with Pascal, Cullum said he needed Pascal and Marco on the same page with Britt’s medication schedule. Marco thought it was his turn… When?… Was he sure?… So the two of them talked this afternoon…  

Thursday:

A shirtless Nathan brought breakfast to the couch, but he and Lulu went back upstairs.

At the MetroCourt, Tracy got a message from Olivia about a family meeting. Alexis joined her and asked what crises they were covertly solving. Tracy said the incredible mess Jason had made of the Danny situation. It was up to them to sort it out.

At the hospital, Lucas texted Marco asking if he got what they needed, when Ava stopped by with coffee and to tell him that Carly set a trap for him.

Alone with the moss bowl🎍, Carly flashed back to her argument with Josslyn. Jack came by and she admitted she was hoping it was Josslyn.

Britt texted Jason about meeting, when Josslyn came to the window. She let Josslyn in, asking if she forgot how to use a door. Josslyn said it was better if no one knew they were having this conversation and asked if Britt was going somewhere.

Pascal told Sidwell that Lucas was still a problem. His very presence endangered Sidwell and his son. Sidwell said he’d indulged Pascal’s opinions and unsolicited advice, and Pascal said he took no pleasure in telling Sidwell that his son’s boyfriend was untrustworthy. Sidwell said he thought otherwise. Pascal’s crush on his son was unprofessional. Pascal said he was just looking out for their best interest, when Marco came in and Pascal shut up.  

Jason went to a warehouse storage building.

Carly told Jack that she’d had a fight with Josslyn. Josslyn hated Sonny more than ever now. She’d hoped Josslyn would see Sonny as a flawed but good man, but she was wrong. Josslyn wanted Sonny and everyone like him in the world brought to justice, but how could someone like her daughter bring Sonny to justice?

Ava said she was concerned that Carly acting warmer toward Marco was just manipulation so Lucas would let go of him, but Lucas told her not to put him in the middle. Ava asked if Carly’s change of heart didn’t strike him as convenient. She was trying to get in his good graces so she could create a situation that forced him to choose between his sister and his boyfriend.

Pascal left, and Marco said the Costa Rica project needed his signature. Sidwell said he knew the situation was difficult with Marco bring privy to certain aspects of his business. His mother’s death would be avenged, and Sonny Corinthos would be taken out. He was also aware that the living situation put a strain on Marco’s relationship with Lucas. Despite that, he’d stayed, and Sidwell thanked him. Marco said Sidwell had always supported and loved him unconditionally. He didn’t love what his father did, but he loved his father.

Alexis told Tracy that Jason wanted to make her Danny’s potential guardian. Sam had wanted the kids to stay together, and he wanted Danny to live with her if something happened to him. Tracy said Danny wasn’t allowed near Scout, and Alexis asked if Tracy was going to use Drew’s restraining order to get what she wanted.

Lulu and Nathan had breakfast (no afterglow necessary), and Lulu said she couldn’t decide what she liked better, the breakfast or the view.

Jason took a big gun (not to be confused with Nathan’s big guns) out of a case and flashed back to Britt talking about running away with him. He put the gun together.

Britt told Josslyn to leave. She could use the window if it made her feel more James Bond-y. Josslyn asked if Cullum was moving Britt, since Britt and the double-agent were working on the same project.  

Jack said he hoped Carly didn’t blame herself, but Carly said, of course (🍷) she did. She’d brought Sonny into Josslyn’s life and lied about who he was, even to herself. She justified and rationalized, but people weren’t what they said. They were what they did and she’d put her children in danger because of what Sonny did. Jack said it was hard to see a person you loved clearly, and she said when people weren’t what you thought they were, the problem was them not being honest. That wasn’t real love.

Ava said Carly had sabotaged Jason, Sonny, and Michael’s relationships, and Lucas said he wanted to be able to talk to her about anything, his sister included. If Carly was trying to break him and Marco up, he had no intention of letting that happen. Ava said she’d watched his marriage to Brad fall apart and couldn’t bear for him to go through something like that again. Marco was kind, thoughtful, and loved him. Don’t let Carly mess that up. Lucas said he wouldn’t. Their relationship was real and grounded. They knew what they had with each other and their trust grew every day. He’d never been happier.

Sidwell signed the documents and told Marco that he had to catch the launch. He was meeting Ava at the MetroCourt. Marco said he had a scheduled a call with the Costa Rican developers, and Sidwell left. Marco looked at the safe.

Lulu buttoned up Nathan’s shirt, when Cullum knocked at the door.

Britt told Josslyn that she knew who and what Cullum was. She was the one who’d told Josslyn’s boss. Josslyn said Britt had to make sure she didn’t slip and let Cullum know she was WSB. He would eliminate her and that would kill her mother.

Jason flashed back to Tracy saying he’d had a special relationship with Monica. Jason told her that he’d thought Monica wanted him to be something he wasn’t, and it was a long time before he believed she’d love him no matter what. He checked out the gun.  

Alexis said the restraining order had been lifted, and Tracy said Willow was grateful to Alexis. Alexis said that was part of it, but Scout was living with Willow now and could visit with her more easily. Tracy got another text from Olivia asking when she’d be home and said there were holes in Alexis’s plan. If Scout was living with Willow, she and Danny weren’t together. Alexis said, not technically, but Scout could visit regularly and she and Danny could spend time together. Tracy said Scout could visit Danny at her house, but Alexis said she preferred Danny be with her so she could set boundaries and an example. Tracy said, like she had for Kristina? and Alexis asked if Tracy had raised her kids or had nannies raised them.  

Lulu told Nathan that Cullum was an agent with the WSB, and answered the door. Cullum asked to come in, and she told him that when she said no to them, it never worked out, so… She stepped aside and he walked in. He and Nathan introduced themselves, and Lulu said it wasn’t a good time. Why was he here?  

Ava said she was glad she and Lucas talked and told him, be careful. Keep an eye on Carly. He said he would, and she left. He checked his phone, but there was nothing, and he wondered where Marco was.

Marco opened the safe, took out two vials, closed the safe, and left. (I almost had a heart attack thinking he’d get caught.)

Britt told Josslyn that she didn’t choose this particular nightmare. Cullum and his cabal dragged her into it at the moment of her death because of who her father was. Josslyn had made a choice to put herself in this position. Josslyn said Britt was right. She’d joined the WSB to try and make the world a safer place. Britt asked what she thought that entailed. She knew she’d be putting her life on the line and asked Britt to protect her – again – for her mother’s sake.

Jason flashed back to talking to Carly about Danny, and took the gun apart.

Jack said he hated that he couldn’t fully tell Carly the truth, and as they got closer, he hated it more. He was a flawed man and knew he wasn’t enough of a partner to her, but he loved her. She said sometimes when you loved someone, you had to risk being honest. Did he love her enough to do that? He said nothing and she told him that he should go. He left and she wiped away tears.

Jason packed up the gun and flashed back to Carly saying she loved him for trusting her. He zipped up the bag, and remembered telling Carly that whatever happened to her would happen to Brennan. If she got hurt, Brennan would get hurt. If she died because of Jack Brennan, he’d kill him. He sighed and left with the bag, closing the gate behind him.

Britt said Josslyn should have thought about her mother before she joined, and Josslyn said all she could do was see it through. Maybe Britt knew something about that. Britt asked why she was worried about Cullum, and Josslyn said she’d run into him when she was searching Windymere during the blizzard.

Olivia texted Tray again, and Alexis said Jason loved Danny, but Danny had his father’s thirst for adventure. Tracy said Alexis made her point. The Quartermaines had a greater tolerance. Agree with her parenting methods or not, she’d raised sons, when Alexis raised only daughters. Alexis said she didn’t see the relevance, but Tracy said she thought Alexis did.

Ava met Sidwell, and he said he assumed she had a new piece of art for him, but she said she didn’t. He said she seemed concerned, and she said Carly was a concern. She thought Carly was manipulating him, Lucas, and Marco.

Pascal went to the safe and saw the vials were missing.

Cullum asked if Lulu’s daughter was available. He was hoping to speak to her. Lulu said Charlotte wasn’t there and Jack Brennan had already spoken to her. Cullum could speak with him. Cullum said he had his own questions and wouldn’t take long, but Lulu said Valentin hadn’t contacted Charlotte. If he spent as much time looking for Valentin as he did talking to people about him, Valentin would be in Steinmauer by now. Nathan said Charlotte had been under PCPD surveillance and there had been no sign of contact, and Cullum thanked them. He’d check in with Brennan and Lulu may or may not hear from him. Lulu said she may or may not answer the door, and Cullum left. Lulu said, what a creep. He’d questioned Rocco at Bobbie’s when Dalton disappeared. He wasn’t talking to Charlotte.

Sidwell said he knew Ava was worried about her nephew, but from what he’d observed, Lucas was fond of his sister. Ava said Carly could charm people to see her the way she wanted to be seen, and Sidwell assured her that his eyes were wide open. She said Carly came with an agenda. She was trying to break up Lucas and Marco in a way that ensured they would never get back together. Carly walked in.

Marco sent Lucas a text saying he’d gotten the meds.

Nathan said he supposed it was inevitable that the real world would knock at the door. Lulu had been amazing and being with her was easy. It was rough, but together, they could forget and live in the moment. It was overwhelming and wonderful. Lulu said she thought so too, and he said, Cullum broke the spell. She said, for now. He had to get to the office and she had deadlines, but they’d see each other again, right? He said, definitely. It was only the beginning for them.

Josslyn told Britt that Cullum had pretended to be the caretaker, and she pretended to be a sorority girl on her way to a blizzard party. He seemed to buy it. She’d run into him twice and he hadn’t been suspicious. Britt said maybe that’s what Cullum wanted her to think, and Josslyn said anything was possible. All she asked was that Britt not blow her cover. Britt said she wanted to stop Cullum more than anyone. If Josslyn thought she could help make that happen, she’d keep her mouth shut for the both of them.

On the phone, Pascal told Cullum that he’d opened the safe to prepare Britt’s injection, but instead of six vials, there were four. He’d warned Cullum and Sidwell that Lucas would be a problem. Cullum said he’d handle it.

Carly said she’d heard Sidwell was here, and he asked what he could do for her. She said she was thinking about his offer and thought they should get the dinner party on the calendar. What about Friday? He said, sounds perfect.

Tracy said Danny was a Quartermaine which told them all they needed to know, and Alexis said Tracy’s needs didn’t rise above everyone’s because of her bloodline. Tracy got another text from Olivia asking her to get back ASAP, and Alexis said it wasn’t her job to make sure Tracy got everything she wanted. She didn’t want Danny to be a master manipulator or thrill seeker. Tracy said, he’d had a taste of danger and already showed signs of both. When it came to Danny, it took one to know one. Alexis said Jason was talking to Diane and she was sure the details would be ironclad. Danny needed a guardian and they’d have to accept Jason’s wishes.

Lulu and Nathan hugged on the porch.

Marco told Lucas that he did it. He got them. Lucas said, amazing, and Marco gave him the vials, telling him to give them to Britt. Do it quick. It was only a matter of time before someone realized they were gone. He knew Lucas was worried, but he promised that once his dad found out, his dad would protect him. Marco knew he would.  

Josslyn wondered if Cullum knew Britt’s father. When she was at Windymere, there were two things in his coat pocket – a copy of The Crystalline Conspiracy and an open pack of cigarillos. Britt said she had no idea why he had those things, but she did know her father was dead. The only thing left of him was his brain in a jar, four kids, and her Huntington’s, which was a death sentence. Get out so she could finish packing. Josslyn told her, stay safe, and went out the window.  

In his office, Cullum told Jack that he needed a resolution now, while on a rooftop, Jason aimed his gun. Cullum said he’d seen what Jack did with the Five Poppies investigation, and Jason tried to get a better aim, putting his finger on the trigger.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

 Jason keeps trying to aim and it looks like he can’t decide between Cullum and Brennan.

There’s a knock at Britt’s door and she opens it to Rocco. She says, this is a surprise, and he apologizes for not texting first. He asks if she has a minute. He was hoping she could help him with something.

Lucas asks Marco, what about Cullum? and Marco says, Cullum is dangerous, but he also knows other people are very interested in the medication. Britt and Jason Morgan are desperate to get their hands on it and Cullum knows that. They could have done it. There’s no reason for Cullum to assume he stole it and Cullum can’t risk doing anything to him without proof. They just have to stay calm and hope he doesn’t figure it out. Lucas says, still, it’s a huge chance Marco is taking, and he pressured him into it, and Marco says, they’re right to help Britt. It’s the right thing to do. It’s worth the risk. He’s worth the risk.

Nathan goes to Dante’s office, and Dante asks, what’s up? Nathan asks if he’s heard From Lulu in the last hour or so, but Dante says he hasn’t. Why? Nathan says Lulu may have a problem with the WSB.  

Alexis comes in to find Suzanne in the office and says she thought Suzanne would be at lunch. Suzanne says she was just heading to the courthouse to submit today’s filings. She’ll grab something on the way. Can she get Alexis something? Alexis says, no, and Suzanne asks if she’s sure. She doesn’t mind. Alexis says, geh, and Suzanne says, tough morning? Alexis says her morning began with a meeting with Tracy Quartermaine. Sharing a relative with that woman is going to lead her to an early grave.

At the MetroCourt, admiring a bracelet on Kristina, Jacinda says, isn’t it stunning? It will look amazing with the dress they picked out. Kristina says, that Jacinda picked out, thankfully, and Jacinda says, Kristina has to wear this. Kristina says, it’s gorgeous. Jacinda doesn’t think anyone will mind if she borrows this too? Jacinda says, they won’t even know it’s gone. The accessories closet is overstuffed and unorganized. Kristina says, still, she doesn’t want to get Jacinda in any trouble, but Jacinda says, Kristina won’t. She’s dating the boss. Kristina says, okay. Who gets more of a kick ordering Nina around, Jacinda or Michael? Jacinda says, it’s close, but probably Michael. He can tell Nina what to do. His family though, not so much.   

Olivia says, so they’re all in agreement on how to approach this, and Tracy says, yeah, fine, whatever. Ned says, always so supportive, mother, and Tracy says, she isn’t. She can’t believe this is what Olivia was texting her about. Olivia says, this family meeting should have happened a long time ago. Things can’t keep happening the way they have, but they’re going to be very cool. There’s going to be no name calling, no raised voices. They’re going to keep the whole thing very civil. Ned says, sure. A calm rational discussion. We’ll play on our family strengths. Olivia says she’ll start the conversation. The two of them can just keep chiming in and agreeing with her. Tracy asks if she gets to speak for herself at any point, and Olivia asks if just nodding approvingly is completely out of the question. Tracy says, it is, and Olivia says, okay. There’s going to be no attacks, no ganging up. They’re going to have a productive family meeting and by the end, she’s sure he’ll see reason. Michael walks in and says, he who?  

Jacinda says she and Michael got a little spontaneous in the gatehouse, and Kristina says, the gatehouse? Jacinda says, yes. Why? Kristina says, well, Michael lived there with Willow and the kids. She’s surprised he took Jacinda there of all places. Jacinda says they didn’t plan it. It was so nice outside, they decided to walk around the grounds. Then she got cold and the gatehouse was close by, so they went in to warm up. Michael built a beautiful fire and they started talking. Then they did more than talk. Kristina says she thinks she’s good with hearing the details of her brother’s beautiful fire, and Jacinda says, sorry. Michael is so wonderful. She can talk to him about things she never dreamed of telling anyone else. Kristina says, it sounds like the perfect day, and Jacinda says, it really was… until Olivia walked in on them.  

Michale says, sorry he’s late. He had a work call. They needed a family meeting? Olivia says, yes. They all thought it was time to sit down and have a little refresher on what it means to live in a house full of children. Because children learn by watching. They watch what we do and how we go on about our lives. That’s why it’s always important to set a good example because children are like little sponges. They’re always absorbing everything. Michale says, okay. Sure. Yeah. Olivia says, to that end we feel… The reason they’re all here… Michael says him. What did he do? Tracy says, what didn’t he do is probably a better question, and Michael says, excuse me? Olivia says, we feel recent events warrant a conversation about suitable behavior of those of them who are lucky enough to live in this beautiful house. Because they as a family would like to move forward in such way that adult needs can be met without encroaching on the sensibilities of others or taking the innocence of young children. Tracy says, just tell him. You’re not talking to the Pope. Ned says, what his wife is politely trying to address is Michael’s choice of trysting spots, and Michael says, if they’re referring to Olivia barging in on him and Jacinda… Olivia says, barging? That was no barging. The two of them were very obviously pre or post something intimate right in the gatehouse where anyone could walk past and get an eyeful. Thank God it happened to be her. Ned says, what if Leo were the one who happened to barge in? and Tracy says, or Danny. He’s a teenage boy. They don’t want Michael giving him any ideas. Michael says, as a teenage boy, Danny gets ideas when he looks at a paper plate. He thinks they’re all overreacting. It’s really not that big a deal. Olivia says, he’s a parent. What if Wiley walked past and saw that? They’d all be having a conversation about the birds and bees a lot sooner than any one of them is prepared for.

Britt invites Rocco in and asks what he needs help with. He asks if she’s heard of the high school medical mentorship at GH, and she says, heard of it? She started it back when she was chief. It’s a shadowing program for high school students who are considering taking the medical path in college. Wait. He’s interested in it? Rocco says, yeah. He thought that he’d hate doing community service at the hospital, but he actually liked it. He found out about the program and heard he could get into it if a doctor on staff agreed he can apply. So he was wondering if she’s be his mentor.

Marco asks if Lucas knows where he’s supposed to meet Britt, and Lucas says, not yet, but once he hands off the meds, things become more complicated. Maybe it’s best if they don’t go back to Windymere tonight. Marco says he gets why Lucas is afraid, but they can’t avoid it forever. He has to face his father at some point. Lucas says she knows, but does it have to be tonight? They can get a room at the MetroCourt and can order room service. Marco says, they have to find a new place to live anyway. Why don’t they take a tour of that house on the lake? Lucas says, that’s a great idea, and they kiss. Marco says, see him tonight at the MetroCourt. He loves him. Lucas says he knows. He loves Marco too. Marco opens the door and Brad is there.  

Dante says Nathan has to walk him through what happened, and Nathan says, okay. He was at Lulu’s place this morning and a WSB agent showed up. Dante says, who? Brennan? Nathan says, no. Some other guy. He said his name was Cullum. Dante asks if he was there about Charlotte and Valentin, and Nathan says, that’s what he told them, but Valentin has been missing for months and there’s no reason to believe he’s had any contact with Charlotte. Dante asks if Lulu was bothered by the guy stopping by, and Nathan tells him, bothered by the timing, but   he’d say she was upset. Something was off and he doesn’t want this Cullum guy anywhere near Lulu.

Jason keeps trying to aim, but Cullum and Jack walk around more than any two people do while they’re talking.

Cullum says, there’s at least one aspect of this operation Jack has clearly downplayed – Jason Morgan and Britt. Jack says, they both interviewed Morgan and his account of the Five Poppies never changed.

Jason looks at his watch.

Cullum says he doesn’t believe for a second that Morgan just rescued Britt Westbourne and they went their separate ways. He’s far more involved in this than they know. Jack says, does he have proof of that? He doesn’t. Cullum says, that’s what Jack keeps saying every time, but the more he repeats it, the less Cullum believes him. He’s starting to wonder whether he should believe Jack at all.

Alexis tells Suzanne, Tracy has to know that Jason has Diane drawing up guardianship paperwork for Danny in case something happens to him, which in his world means going on the lam or murdering somebody in broad daylight. He’s being proactive. Suzanne asks if she’s worried Jason won’t ask her to be Danny’s guardian, and Alexis says, yes. She’s not trying to control Danny. She’s his grandmother and she loves him and even loves the wealth of chaos he brings, and Scout is so helpless. Suzanne says, Scout should live with Alexis, not Drew and Willow, and Alexis says she promised Sam that she would look after her kids. Suzanne says, she’s done everything she can for Scout and is still doing it, but Alexis says, it’s not enough. She’s worried Danny will end up going to the Quartermaines and she has no power to do anything if he does. Going to the Quartermaines isn’t as bad as going to Willow and Drew’s, but it has its own level of toxicity. She wants what’s best for him, at least until he’s old enough to handle the situation in a healthy way. Suzanne says, maybe Alexis should just tell Jason that. She should get the paperwork to the courthouse. Will Alexis be here when she gets back? Alexis says she’s going to Danny’s basketball game, but first she needs to brush up on how the game of basketball is played. Are there Cliff Notes? Suzanne says she loves the game. What position does Danny play? Alexis says she doesn’t know, and Suzanne says, it doesn’t matter. Has she watched a game? Alexis says, not on purpose, and Suzanne says, maybe she should just download Basketball for Dummies and look up the essentials online. Alexis says she can do that, and Suzanne says, perfect. Tell Danny that she said good luck. Alexis says she will and thanks Suzanne, who leaves.

Kristina tells Jacinda, Olivia isn’t exactly known for her chill reactions. How did Olivia respond when she walked in on her and Michael? Jacinda says, what Kristina thinks happened, happened. It doesn’t help that she and Olivia have a history. On occasion, she’d meet her clients at the MetroCourt. Not to… Just to get a sense of them, check out their vibe. Kristina asks if Olivia called the cops, but Jacinda says, no. She just made it uncomfortable for her and whatever guy she was with. It was unnecessary. All they were doing was having dinner and talking. Olivia may have chewed her out once or twice too. Kristina says, so when Olivia walked in on Jacinda and her brother, they were just talking and Olivia jumped to the wrong conclusion? Jacinda says, no. She definitely jumped to the right conclusion this time.

Michael says he doesn’t think he needs to remind everyone that the lived in the gatehouse for years. He’s comfortable there. Tracy says, too comfortable, and Michael says, maybe they should have gone upstairs, but it wasn’t like they were having sex in the stables, the nursery, or Tracy’s bedroom.

Ned says, look, they’re all adults. They know it can be difficult to find privacy in the house. But next time Michael brings Jacinda home… Olivia says, keep his clothes on? and Ned says, yes, that. Michael asks when they became such prudes, and Olivia says, it’s not about being prudish. Frankly, it’s not even about the locale. Michael says, what’s it about then? and Olivia says, it’s about his choice of partner. That’s the real issue.

Brad says, sorry he stopped by with no appointment, but he needs to talk to Lucas, and Marco says he was just on his way out. He’ll see Lucas tonight. Lucas says he’ll text Marco, and Marco leaves. Lucas says he’s really busy, so it has to be quick, and Brad asks if he’s busy with patients. Lucas says he’s busy with a lot of things. What does Brad need? Brad asks if one of Lucas’s many things concerns Britt.

Britt says she’s flattered that Rocco asked, but she’s not sure if she’s the right physician to mentor him. She’s an OB/GYM. He’s probably more into things like orthopedic medicine or transplants or brain surgery. Rocco says, actually, they sit on everything they want. He figured since they were friends… Britt says, they are friends, and she’d be happy to mentor him, actually honored. He has intelligence, resilience, and compassion. He’ll make a fantastic doctor. It’s just that her schedule is a little in flux. She doesn’t know if she’ll be around. He sees her suitcase and asks if she’s leaving town.

Dante asks, what’s got Nathan so worked up about Cullum? He’s not a fan of the WSB, but they’re law enforcement like them. We ask questions. Nathan says, yeah, but Cullum questioned Rocco once already. Lulu said he’d interviewed Rocco about Professor Dalton. Dante says, he did, and Nathan asks if he doesn’t think it’s weird that Cullum shows up after all this time wanting to question Charlotte after Brennan already did. Something’s not right. Dante says, not to question Nathan’s instincts – maybe he has something – but a WSB agent asking questions about WSB related cases doesn’t sound like anything alarming to him. Maybe Nathan is being overprotective about Lulu.

Jack asks what Cullum is implying, and Cullum says, Jack sent a team into the Five Poppies and uncovered nothing. He’s too good for that to happen. Jack says, they did everything by the book, and Cullum says he’s sure. He’s starting to think Jack is running interference for Morgan. Jack says, to what end? and Cullum says, Jason Morgan is his girlfriend Carly Spencer’s best friend. He thinks Morgan is still involved with Britt Westbourne and Jack has been protecting both of them. How did he not figure it out sooner. Was Jack working with Jason Morgan?

The landing is empty and Jason is gone.

Jack tells Cullum, prove it. Better yet, bring it to the Bureau and see what they think. They’ll laugh him out of the room. They might wonder why he’s accusing a fellow agent with no proof and might start looking at him. After all, Cullum came to Port Charles promising to get the results Jack didn’t get, but all he has are blind, unsubstantiated accusations. Cullum says, there’s still time, and Jack says, take all the time he needs. Just stay out of his way. Jack leaves.  

Michael says, what exactly is the problem with Jacinda? and Olivia says, when you own a hotel, you get to learn pretty quickly who’s at the bar for business, no matter how beautiful or elegantly dressed they are. She had to encourage Jacinda to leave the MetroCourt on more than one occasion. Michael asks if she was on a date, and Ned tells him that he says date. Others would say, job. Olivia says, whatever they call it, Michael shouldn’t be bringing her here, and Tracy says, hold on. She agreed to this intervention because, number one, it’s her house, and number two, Michael should not be intimate all over the property. However, he’s within his rights to spend time with whoever he chooses. Ned says, he can certainly pay for it, and Olivia says, he’s paying her? Michael says, that’s enough. They don’t get to talk about Jacinda that way.  

Jacine tells Kristina that Olivia’s reaction didn’t bother her or Michael. She’s not that shy. If Olivia wants to clutch her pearls, that’s her problem. Kristina says, Jacinda must really like her brother if she’s willing to put up with the Quartermaines, and Jacinda says she does. You know how it is when you first meet. You’re never really sure if all the baggage they’re carrying will make the relationship worthwhile or not. So far, so good in this case. She has plenty of baggage of her own, but it’s more like really expensive luggage. She’s sorry. All she’s done is talk about herself. What about Kristina? She got the impression that Kristina isn’t dating. Is she interested? Is she looking?  

Britt tells Rocco that she has no plans to leave. It’s just some stuff she has no room for in this shoebox of a room. No storage. Here’s a tip from a mentor to a mentee, don’t move into bachelor apartment over a diner. Rocco says he’ll make a note of it, and she says, Dr. Jones is an amazing doctor and would be the perfect mentor for him… Wait. Isn’t Lucas his cousin? Rocco says, yeah, and she says, even better. She’ll reach out and he can follow up. She gets a text from Cullum: Get out to Windymere right now or I’m coming to get you. Rocco asks if she’s okay.

Lucas says it really isn’t something he can discuss with Brad, but Brad says he knows Britt is in trouble, like the life or death kind. He also knows that Lucas said he’d help her and he needs Lucas to mean it. Lucas asks what he’s talking about, and Brad says, Britt has everything riding on this. He knows Lucas doesn’t like that they’re best friends, but Britt means everything to him. She’s taking a huge leap of faith here, something she never does. She’s putting her welfare, her entire life, in Lucas’s hands and he needs to deliver for her.

Marco goes to the office, where Alexis is busy on Spyder-Finder, and he asks how she is. Basketball? She says she’s trying to give herself a quick tutorial on the game, and he says, for a case? She says, no. Her grandson’s team is in the finals, so she’s trying to figure out who she’s supposed to cheer for. He says, if someone is wearing the same uniform as Danny’s and sinks the ball in the hoop, that’s a good thing, and she says, maybe she should just follow the cheerleaders. She gives him his file and asks if he’d do her a favor. Put some handwritten notes on it for her and she’ll check it out tomorrow. Suzanne is gone for the day, so she’ll see him tomorrow. He says, if someone scores from outside the circle on the floor, it’s worth three points, and she says, there’s a circle? and she leaves.

Nathan tells Dante that it’s not about him being involved with Lulu. Doesn’t Dante think it’s weird how this Cullum guy showed up twice now to interview Lulu’s kids? Dante worked for the WSB and told him how it ruined his life. Look what they did to Anna. They can’t afford to take this Cullum guy’s interest in Lulu’s kids at face value. Over the intercom, a woman says, line one, WSB Director Ross Cullum, and Dante says, speak of the devil. He picks up the phone and asks what he can do for Cullum.

Jason sees Alexis in the parking lot, and she says, glad he could make it. He says him too, but he probably can’t stay for the whole game. She says, that’s okay. Danny will just be happy that he’s here at all. Before he goes in, she doesn’t know if he’s made the decision on who Danny’s legal guardian is, but if he’s decided, she’d like to know.

Michael says, Jacinda’s job doesn’t define who she is as a person and her job, by the way, is working as Nina’s assistant at Crimson. Even if it wasn’t, he doesn’t care. He doesn’t judge sex workers. Ned says, oh, we know, and Michael asks when the two of them became holier than thou. This moral outrage thing is a little over the top. Ned used to be a bigamist. Ned says, briefly, and Michael says, what about his Grandma Bobbie? She was a sex worker at one point. Do they think they’re better than her too?

Kristina tells Jacinda that she has no interest in a relationship right now. She’s focused on reopening Charlie’s. Jacinda says she knows Charlie’s demands a lot of Kristina’s time and energy, but she can’t just work. Come on. She’s gorgeous, smart, and clearly has a great sense of humor. Kristina always laughs at her jokes. Kristina says, Jacinda is funny, and Jacinda says, and she’s got great taste. So why isn’t she out there dating up a storm? Kristina says, because they’re friends, she’ll spare Jacinda her track record of disastrous relationships, and Jacinda says, they’re all disasters, until they’re not. You don’t know when your luck will change.

Lucas tells Brad that it’s true. In the past, he didn’t have a lot of use for Britt. But a lot changed. Both of them changed. He doesn’t know how much she told Brad… Brad says, Lucas is helping her get her Huntington’s meds so she can reverse engineer them and get out from under the thumb of Marco’s evil dad and some other psycho. Lucas says he wishes Britt hadn’t been so forthcoming, and Brad asks if Lucas is worried about keeping him safe. Lucas says he’s worried about keeping all of them safe, and Brad says he knows Lucas thinks he and Britt are horrible influences on one another, but they also care about each other a lot. Lucas says he knows they do, and Brad says Lucas is a good person and he’s asking him to follow through on his promise to get Britt’s meds. Take it as far as he has to, to save her. Lucas says he will come through for her, and Brad says he thinks Lucas means it and he’s going to hold him to it. He leaves.  

Britt tells Rocco, sorry. It’s work. She has to go. Rocco asks if she’s sure she’s all right, and she says she’s fine. She’ll talk to Dr. Jones about him and the mentorship program. He’ll either mentor Rocco himself or pair him with someone that’s great. He’s going to be an amazing doctor one day. She knows it. She opens the door and he thanks her. She says, bye, and closes the door. She sees two texts from Lucas: Hopefully today is the day I’ll get what you need. I’ll text when I do. Then: I’ve got it. (There’s also a text telling him her location, and I wonder if that comes into play later in the story.) She texts him, meet Pier 55, and leaves with the suitcase.  

Alexis says she knows how much Jason loves Danny. She knows how Sam was happy and proud that Jason had shown up for him and put him first. She sincerely hopes that the guardianship arrangement is a contingency they never have to use, but even if they do, she hopes he believes Danny is better off living with her. Dante approaches and says he thought he might find Jason here. They have a problem.

Michael says, Jacinda is a good person, and he’ll be damned if he allows them to put her in the position of being judged and disrespected by any of them. Tracy asks if he isn’t doing just that. He said before that he thinks Jacinda really likes him. He’s taking advantage of that. He says he never intended to do that, and she says, then he’d better stop behaving like the rest of the Quartermaine men who can’t keep their pants on. Ned says, hey, and she says, sorry. Did she lie? Michael’s laundry list of indiscretions pales in comparison to her brother Alan’s, Drew’s, and even her son’s. Ned says, easy. He’s no paragon of virtue, but don’t compare him to Drew. He’s never been recorded having sex in his children’s playroom. Michael says, he would bring that up, and Ned says, please. Michael was shtupping the family cook. Michael says, it was one time. One time. (I swear he looks like he might laugh.) Olivia says, one time, one hundred times. It doesn’t matter. She worked here. Tracy asks if it’s time to talk about Olivia’s indiscretions yet, but Olivia says, this isn’t about her. Tracy says, it certainly can be, and Michael says, enough. The only person who’s said anything that matters today is Tracy. Jacinda deserves to be treated with respect. If he’s failed in doing that, things need to change.

Jacinda says she’s told Kristina all about her and Michael. Kristina has to tell her something. Kristina laughs, and Jacinda asks, who is someone who was special to her? Kristina says her last relationship was with a woman named Allie. Jacinda probably knows her as Blaze.. the singer. Jacinda says, wow. She is super talented and very cool. Kristina says, yeah, and Jacinda says she’s sorry. Was it a bad breakup? Do we hate her now? Kristina says, no, definitely not. Their lives took different directions. They really loved each other. Jacinda asks if Kristina misses her, and Kristina says she’s happy for her. She’s off on this world tour and deserves all the success she has. They’re still friends, so it’s all good. Yeah, she’s just definitely not ready for a relationship.

Jason asks Dante if whatever it is can wait. The game is about to start, and he wants to see Danny. Dante says, it’s not that simple, and Alexis asks if this is PCPD business. Dante says he can’t tell her anything about what’s going on unless she’s going to be acting as Jason’s attorney, and Jason says, if it’s police business, call Diane and they’ll make an appointment to come down to the station. But not before he sees his son. Dante says, unfortunately, that’s not an option. Jason’s got to come with him down to the station now.

Britt arrives at Pier 55 and calls to Lucas. She says she’s here. Someone watches her as she sends a text.  

Tracy asks if their moral sensibilities have been satisfied, and Olivia says she’s not going to apologize for trying to protect the children in this house. Ned says, if they have to put up their guard for anyone, he thinks it’s the next louse Tracy chooses to bring into the home, and Tracy says, pardon me? Ned says, she talks about the Quartermaine men, but she’s been with a veritable rogues gallery of scoundrels. She says, starting with his father, and he says, like that makes it any better. Olivia says, actually it does make it a lot better, and Ned asks, how much did Lord Larry cost her anyway? Tracy says, none of his business, and Olivia says, Tracy is no stranger to doling out cash for love. She’s a lot like Michael that way. Ned asks, how many mobsters was Tracy involved with? and Olivia laughs. Tracy says, fewer than Olivia.

Jacinda tells Kristina, life’s funny. One day you meet someone and you think they’re just a friend, and then suddenly you get butterflies in your stomach when you think about them. Kristina says, if she ever gets that butterfly feeling again, she’ll be sure to tell Jacinda, but she’s not holding her breath. Michael approaches the table and says he has a question for Jacinda. Would it be terribly disrespectful if he kissed her right here, in front of everyone? Jacinda says, is Olivia here? She might faint. Michael says, she’s not here, and Jacinda says, by all means. She and Michael kiss, and Kristina smiles.  

Jack knocks at the door of Britt’s room and calls her name. He tries the door and it opens. He goes in and sees it looking like no one lives there. He looks around and from the doorway, Nathan asks what Jack’s doing in his sister’s room.  

Lucas arrives at the pier and sees Britt. He says he’s got it, and gives her the vials. She tells him, thank you so much. He may have just saved her life. He says, don’t thank him, thank Marco. Rocco watches them from behind something.

Jason asks why Dante is bringing him in. He hasn’t done anything. Alexis asks why Dante is taking Jason in. What is he alleging Jason did? Dante says he’s not alleging anything. The warrant didn’t come from them. It came from the WSB.

Marco pours over papers in the office and sees a text from Lucas: Meeting Britt at Pier 55. He hears something and says, Suzanne, is that you? Still concentrating on the paperwork, the door behind him opens. Cullum says, no. It’s me. He holds a knife behind his back.

On Monday, Britt tells Lucas that Sidwell isn’t the only person he needs to be worried about; Sidwell tells Laura that the words she’s looking for are, thank you; and Jack tells Nathan that he has to find Britt ASAP.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Heat without rivalry.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-alexa-havins-on-kissing-ryan-paevey-as-lulu-and-nathan-heat-up/

I’m kind of down with this. Although nothing will top his dance scene with Anna.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-james-patrick-stuart-calls-valentin-strangely-obsessed-with-carly/

A cautionary tale. Addiction doesn’t care who you are or what you do.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/soap-alum-jacob-young-reveals-secret-7-year-opioid-addiction-even-my-wife-didnt-know/

A bittersweet ending.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-alum-coby-ryan-mclaughlin-finds-new-love-after-loss/

For those CBS soap watchers.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/cbs-soaps-preempted-for-march-madness-get-the-full-schedule-details/

You have plenty of time to shop for an outfit. It’s not until October 30th.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/2026-daytime-emmy-awards-ceremony-date-announced-as-submissions-begin/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

While Mecco still hassled Ben about his best, the charter left a $28K tip and positive comment cards, except for saying Alesia seemed stressed. I’ll bet. Jenna called Alesia and Mike Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber, which about summed it up. To prove that point, having been awarded with the disco ball helmet for stupidity, Alesia left it behind on the crew’s night out. However, Captain Jason came to the rescue, bringing it to her where they were dining.  

Summer House

The only thing I have to say about this week’s episode is, the cast is mostly in their late 20s, 30s, and mid-40s. The last time I played Spin the Bottle was in high school. Is it over yet?

Southern Charm: Reunion Part 1

Craig whined about Salley coming between him and Charley because it couldn’t possibly be the fault of his unpredictable bad temper. There was a big debate as to whether or not Austen and Salley slept together. He said, no, but she was revealingly silent. Also discussed was the inappropriateness of both Venita and Salley dropping the news of Molly’s vaginal rejuvenation on the group. We found out that Audrey wanted to confront Salley, and feeling as we all did, Whitner said, give us those tickets. Madison thought Audrey would be the girl who got away for the rest of Austen’s life. Like a whiney bookend, on the way out, Craig griped that it was very clear it was just pile on Craig. To be continued…

Southern Hospitality

At the beginning, there was some big meeting with everyone, and there was so much yelling and finger pointing, for a moment, I thought we’d jumped to the Reunion. In a nutshell, it was trigger words, body shots, and a pajama party that Grace was overdressed for. Again, is it over yet?

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

If you look unsufferable up in the dictionary, Dorit’s picture is there. The worst thing isn’t even her tendency to never shut up or being without the ability to read a room, it’s the faces she makes. She’s worse than a teenager with the eye rolling. In Sutton’s interview, she wondered why they couldn’t just talk about what the Chloé fall line was and what they wanted to buy. There was big time designer shopping and Dorit jetting from a dinner. Or as Kyle put it in her interview, giving them an Irish goodbye even though they were in Italy. We were left with Boz pondering how Amanda had walked away from a cult and built one. Amanda was selling a mindset and recruiting people. She was selling a cult. Since Amanda’s whole gig is very MLM, it sounds like Boz isn’t wrong.

Ladies Of London: The New Reign

Life in Bizarro Noel Coward World continued with Lottie shopping for a push present with her Salvador Dali clone husband Josh. She suggested they share in a £30K (around $40K) tennis bracelet. He asked if she was going to pay half, but she said, he would pay half and she’d wear it half the time. They seem like fun. We found out Kimi had been collecting taxidermy for 30 years. She liked her pets dead because you didn’t have to pick up the poo. Alrighty then. Mark said home was a reflection of his soul – gilded. I saw it more cluttered with museum pieces. Kimi had a party where everyone painted a naked guy – I mean painted a picture, not painted the guy directly – and Missè confronted her about making light of her brother’s murder since it had been drug related. They never made it clear how it was drug related, like, if he was a dealer or buying weed or what. Kimi had it shouldn’t be a sob story, and claimed it had put a damper on the wine tasting, causing a slew of other depressing stories. We flashed back and in reality, someone else started it and Kimi had joined in with her own sad story before Missè. Got it. Kimi is a narrative changer.

Random Reality Items

There’s a sort of newbie coming to Salt Lake.

This looks promising. Amazon has some surprisingly good shows.

I’m surprised it’s the lowest rated. I kinda got into it the second time around.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

One Piece. Netflix. No surprise, Season 2 is as good, if not better, than the first season. Weird creatures (I loved the giants!), insane enemies, great special effects, a sad whale tale, and the ever-present optimism of Monkey D. Luffy. I saved the last two episodes for this weekend, but I already can’t wait for Season 3, which was immediately given the green light.

https://screenrant.com/one-piece-season-2-review/

Being Gordon Ramsay. Netflix. The title of this four-part docuseries is self-explanatory. While in the process of opening several restaurants, Gordon ruminates on his past and his hopes for the future. While it mostly concentrates on his work, there are segments on his home life and hobbies. I’ve always been a fan of his, so I really enjoyed it.

https://www.mashed.com/2111392/things-learned-about-gordon-ramsay-from-being-gordon-ramsay-documentary/

https://people.com/bombshells-from-being-gordon-ramsay-11907944

Louis Thereaux: Inside the Manosphere. Netflix. A popular British journalist takes on those influenced by the likes of Andrew Tate and the He-Man Woman Haters Club. Some solid information, but mostly these manly men acting like babies and trying, unsuccessfully, to make Thereaux look like an idiot. By the way, now we call cheating one-way magnogamy. Ugh.

https://www.refinery29.com/en-au/louis-theroux-inside-the-manosphere-netflix-documentary-women

https://stephensilver.substack.com/p/louis-theroux-inside-the-manosphere

🏆 And the Little Gold Guy Went To…

The winners of the 2026 Academy Awards. I’m thrilled about Michael B. Jordan. He so deserved it. I’m less thrilled that Sinners did not take home Best Picture, but TBH, I haven’t seen One Battle After Another yet. And I am so glad Golden went up, up, up. Kudos!

https://ew.com/oscars-2026-winners-list-11925195

The best and worst moments.

https://ew.com/oscars-2026-best-and-worst-moments-11926649

The most important thing in the whole event – the fashion.

https://ew.com/oscars-2026-red-carpet-photos-11926257

What you didn’t see.

https://ew.com/oscars-2026-everything-you-didnt-see-on-tv-at-the-academy-awards-11927157

Best snacks ever.

https://ew.com/2026-oscars-snacks-stars-are-served-during-the-ceremony-11926651

Of course he did!

https://ew.com/michael-b-jordan-celebrates-2026-oscars-win-with-in-n-out-11926955

Now what was that loser non-winner saying?

Is he for real? I’m no Kardashian fan, but he’s got to be kidding. Read the room, kid.

🐾 On an Animal’s Day Off…

🐁 Some like to shop.

https://people.com/live-possum-found-hiding-in-soft-toy-section-of-airport-gift-shop-11928767

🐘 An untethered nature walk reduces stress.

https://people.com/elephant-who-spent-life-in-chains-rescued-and-moved-to-elephant-hospital-11929305

🦁 Sometimes the best thing is a big meal and a nap.

https://people.com/wildlife-photographer-snaps-lion-cub-in-food-coma-11929070

🐓 Quotes of the Week

I’ve always focused on trying to do the work. My father always told me don’t expect anything to [be] handed to you. Do the work and it will figure itself out.Michael B. Jordan

For every reason it’s not possible, there are hundreds of people who have faced the same circumstances and succeeded. – Jack Canfield

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. – Charlotte Whitton

The great Western disease is, ‘I’ll be happy when… When I get the money. When I get a BMW. When I get this job.’ Well, the reality is, you never get to when. The only way to find happiness is to understand that happiness is not out there. It’s in here. And happiness is not next week. It’s now. – Marshall Goldsmith

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. – Suzy Kassem

Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I’ll try again tomorrow. – Mary Anne Radmacher

You’re such a knob. – Tilly Ramsay to her father Gordon Ramsay

I need to get my friends out of that whale. – Monkey D. Luffy (Iñaki Godoy), One Piece

🐑 No Lamb Yet…

Until next time, stay safe; stay getting the good Easter candy now before all that’s left are the dollar jelly beans; and stay standing up for what’s right and not backing down.

Click Here > Sinners | I Lied To You Song | Movie Clip | Warner Bros. Entertainment

March 21, 2025 – GH Weekdays, Jason Makes a Decision For Carly, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watch, Next Year Already, Surprising Sights, Four Quotes Twice & Melancholy

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🥢 Weekday Bites…

Monday:

Isaiah told Willow that he hoped the ER was going to be quiet tonight. Trina looked at missed calls as she pondered her turtle dove. Kai knocked at the door, but she said she needed to be alone. Sasha looked at her sonogram, when Tracy called her. She needed tea. Gio came in and Tracy asked if he’d seen any government officials or anyone with a bulldozer. Brook asked what she was up to. Martin visited Laura and said they should focus on the positive. Things were starting to look up for their family. Jason told Sonny that the trip wasn’t entirely a success. Carly downed a glass of champagne, when Jack came out of the shower, and Valentin skulked around the door in the hallway.

Jason told Sonny that Valentin had sent the text about Charlotte. His plan was to give Charlotte to her mother. The WSB kill squad showed up and they’d protected Valentin. Sonny asked where Valentin was, but Jason didn’t know. Sonny said now the whole family could now start to heal. Sasha made a pot of peppermint tea and said Tracy was securing the family. Gio said Chase had just been doing his job, but maybe there was a way for Tracy to make the law work for her, and Tracy left for a previous engagement. Kai said after his injury he needed to be alone too, but when Trina was ready to not be alone, he’d show up for her the way she did for him. He left a giftbag, but she opened the door and said maybe she didn’t want to be alone after all. Laura thought it was a good time for Martin and Lulu to get to know one another, but it was going to be an uphill battle. Martin said he’d remain cautiously optimistic, when there was a knock at the door. It was Anna, who said she’d come over a federal matter. She’d brought Marshal Thompson to serve an arrest warrant for Martin. Jack and Carly kissed and she said she would have regretted not giving them a chance. Valentin listened at the door.

Brook thanked everyone for being patient with Tracy. The insanity with the crypt was getting to her. Sasha said it was creepy, distasteful, and disrespectful, like Drew. Tracy visited her parents at least three times a week. Brook said Tracy felt close to her parents and brother there, and Chase said Drew didn’t have to do this. He was only doing it to hurt Tracy. Brook said, because she was trying to get back the family name, and Gio said she was trying to protect her family. Brook said, Drew picked a fight with the wrong broad. Anna said she was there to make sure things were handled appropriately when Martin was taken into custody. He was in arrears with alimony payments in California where he was being extradited. Trina told Kai about not celebrating her last birthday. Spencer had died in January of last year and the loss was still fresh. This year was genuinely a good surprise and she was happy to see everybody, but when she opened Emma’s gift, everything came crashing back. She felt like she was moving on, but the grief would sneak up on her in ways she didn’t expect. She showed him the inscription in the book Spencer had given her – To Trina and Our Shared Passion, Spencer. Sonny told Jason that he had no updates from Brick. It was one dead end after another. Jason said no one was perfect and they’d find the guy soon when he made a mistake, and Sonny said they had to take him out asap. Jason asked about Michael, and Sonny said Carly had spoken to him. He was doing better, but it was going to be a long road. There was nothing he could do about Drew or Willow, but whoever hurt Michael was going to pay. Jason said the incendiary device wasn’t anything the Five Families (alfredo sauce) ever used, and Sonny still thought Sidwell was involved. Carly said the champagne was so good. The vintage was new, something they hadn’t had in the hotel wine cellar before. Jack realized the label was removeable and knocked the glass out of Carly’s hand. She suddenly didn’t feel good and collapsed. Valentin jetted.

Sonny said Sidwell coming to Port Charles just before the bombing was suspicious, and he’d also thrown his hat in with Drew to push Sonny out of the waterfront. Jason didn’t think it made sense, and Sonny asked who else Jason knew with reason to come after him. Jason said few had access to that technology. Anna said it was typically used in the intelligence community, not military or homemade. Either someone bought it off the books… Sonny said, or someone in the intelligence community wanted to take him out. What about Jack Brennan? At the hotel, Jack called 911. Trina told Kai how Spencer could be a jerk. Most of his attitude came from protecting his heart that had been broken by his dad. Given the chance, he was thoughtful, perceptive, and could be hurt easily. When they decided to be an us, they realized they had to protect themselves from everything outside of them. Gio told Sasha that Tracy was tough, but meant well… most of the time. If Sasha didn’t feel the same way, she wouldn’t put up with so much. When the baby got here, she was going to be a real part of the family. Sasha said, on nights like tonight, she thought it might not be such a bad thing. Chase said Brook and Tracy had a lot in common, and Brook said until last night she’d have sworn she had more in common with Gloria, but she was wrong. Laura asked to speak with Martin and told him that she’d thought he had an understanding with his ex-wives. He said he assumed things were civil and he wasn’t behind, but maybe he came into a substantial amount of money with the sale of Valentin’s house. Tracy came in singing and said she thought she’d stop to say hi to Lulu, and Martin said she was behind this arrest. Tracy said, of course (🍷).

Carly went to the hospital and Jack gave whatever details he had. Isaiah took her to Trauma One, and on the phone, Jack said he needed two agents at the hospital and a lab tech for poison identification. He called someone else and said he needed them at GH – now. Sonny and Jason determined it wasn’t Jack, and they had to keep their options open. Sonny asked Jason to talk to Anna. He said Sasha’s pregnancy and safety was important to him, and Jason was connected to the both of them. Make sure he took good care of her. Jason promised he would and left. Chase asked what was going on with Brook and Gloria, and Brook said it was about her pregnancy in high school. She thought it was a secret just between her and Lois, but Lois told her grandma. She should have kept it between them or told her that her grandma knew. Chase asked how she found out and she said, from Lulu. All she knew was, her mom was talking to Martin and Lulu found his notes. Chase wondered if Lois was trying to find Brook’s child. Anna said she was sorry, but had to leave. Tracy said she’d made a phone call, took a shot, and it panned out. She overheard Lucy bragging about her windfall commission on Valentin’s house with Martin as fiduciary. She figured he’d want to squirrel away the payment from his exes. He said he just hadn’t declared it yet and he had one ex that made Blair Cramer look like a teddy bear. They were married in Los Angeles and it was bad. Could Laura help? Laura asked what they had to do to make this go away. Trina told Kai about Esme and how she got pregnant by Spencer’s father. She told him about being accepted by the Sorbonne and going to Paris with Spencer. They were going to get an apartment there. For a moment, they had everything they’d ever dreamed of, then Esme showed up to kill her, but Spencer died saving her life.

Jack gave the bottle to his tech to be tested for toxin and said he wanted a team at the MetroCourt to analyze the security footage. He wanted a guard at Carly’s room. If anyone got past the guard and the guard wasn’t dead, Jack would kill him himself. Isaiah said they had Carly stabilized, but couldn’t do much without knowing what the poison was. Jack said he was working on it and Willow wanted to call Sonny, but Jack said no one got in without his authorization. Tracy said there was nothing to be done. Martin had paved the way for Drew to uproot her family from their final resting place, and there were consequences for that. This was one of them. Laura said Martin had no issue with Tracy’s family, and Martin said her conflict was with Drew, but Tracy said it was with anyone who messed with her family, including aiding and abetting. Laura said it was Drew who made it part of public record. The first thing Edward taught her was that everything was a negotiation which was all Martin wanted to do, and Drew was the driving force behind all of this. Brook told Chase that Lois confessed and Gloria knew the entire time. They’d been keeping a secret from her and weren’t who she thought they were. Chase said they were the same flawed people who always loved her, but Brook said they were the people keeping things from her… and she realized she was doing the same thing to him. Kai said Spencer had been part of Trina and the more he knew her, the more he wanted to know. It was like the painting she’d first shown him. The more he got to know the light and dark parts of her, the more striking she became. They kissed.

Kai gave Trina the giftbag to open when she was ready. He thanked her for telling him about Spencer and left. She immediately looked in the bag, as we all would, and took out a framed photo of them at the painting date. Laura suggested they all take a step back from the brink and Martin said he wasn’t never going to let drew go through with it. Tracy said it was a battle he’d have lost, and Martin said the law was on Drew’s side. Tracy said she was done and told the marshal to do his job, and he arrested Martin. Brook didn’t want to keep any secrets from Chase, but he said there was nothing she could say that would change his love for her. She told him, the baby’s father was… is Dante. When Jason got back to the Quartermaines’, Sasha said they had to talk about the baby. Isaiah and Willow worked on Carly, and he said they needed to know what she’d ingested now. Anna came to the hospital per Jack’s call, and he told her what happened. He was awaiting the results of the bottle being tested. He got a call and asked if they were sure. He told Anna it was polonium poisoning. Valentin skulked around his old house and went inside in the dark. He found a box and took out his passport (probably one of many) as well as Charlotte’s. Sonny came out with a gun and asked if he forgot something.

 Tuesday:

Valentin was getting his and Charlotte’s passport out of the hiding spot, when Sonny came in with a gun and asked if he forgot something. Carly was fading, and Jack found out there were traces of polonium in the champagne. There was a cure, but it had to be synthesized as needed. Anna said she had this, and called Robin. She said Isaiah needed her help, and handed him the phone. She told Isaiah that Robin had developed the antidote. Lucas woke up in his hotel room bed and Marco asked how he was feeling. Bryce found Josslyn, who was reading up on Easter Island so she’d know how to answer questions about her fake trip. She needed a backstory for the photos sent on her phone by the agent who was actually there. Apparently, she was having a grand old time. Bryce said if she was bored, they could send her home. Brook told Chase that it was one summer and she and Dante were dumb kids. Those people didn’t exist anymore. Chase said they did. She had a baby with Dante, something they’d never have. Sasha told Jason about her check up and said the baby was fine, but Michael was at risk. Sonny said Valentin was a trespassing fugitive which made it easy to shoot him.

Brad called Stella and told her that he blew it and needed her help. Lucas wondered what happened after the kiss, which he was mortified about, and asked if they’d done anything. Marco said he just made sure Lucas got back safe after Lucas threw up on him. Brook said she and Chase would be parents; biology didn’t make a family. Chase said it changed everything that Dante was the father, and Brook said she was sorry about all of it. Chase wanted to know everything, and she said she and Dante were wild as teenagers. They were sent to camp to keep them out of trouble. They were counselors in training and she was homesick, so Dante would sneak over after lights out and they would talk. It felt like a piece of home. One night they kissed and one thing led to another. Cody covered for them and drove her to the bus station after she found out she was pregnant. Anna told Jack that Robin was on the phone with Isaiah, and he said the WSB was synthesizing the antidote and would send it asap.

Josslyn told Bryce that his routine was getting old. She’d passed all the tests and took him down multiple times while sparring. He said the biggest challenge was mental and he wasn’t sure she could handle it. This was her life now and she had to get used to telling a good story. Sasha told Jason that Willow had lost her mind and thought moving in with Drew wasn’t problematic. If Willow found out about the baby, she’d use it to shut Michael out of the kids’ lives and they couldn’t let that happen. Sonny asked what Valentin wanted and asked why Valentin had tampered with his medication. Valentin said he was under orders from Jack Brennan. Jack wanted Port Charles under the control of the WSB and Pikeman and wanted Sonny out of the way. It was the most efficient way to neutralize him, and Valentin didn’t have the freedom to refuse. It was just business. Sonny said he understood, but didn’t care.

Brad said he’d told Lucas the truth, and Stella said honesty didn’t guarantee acceptance. He said Lucas wasn’t angry, but disappointed, and she said she was proud of him for his honesty. Brook said she felt like God was punishing her for being stupid and careless, but Chase said, Dante was just as responsible. She said she knew she couldn’t be a kid raising a kid, and the baby deserved better. He said it was the right move, and Brook said Olivia had made a different choice, but she didn’t want that for her life. Keeping the baby would have ruined all three of their lives, and she took the burden of knowing he existed. Chase said he thought she didn’t know the gender and she said, Lulu told her. Chase wondered if Lulu kept her mouth shut about anything. All he wanted was for them to have a kid, and now she and Dante had a son. Did she love Dante? Lulu told Dante that she’d lost so much time with the kids, she wanted Rocco to live with her and Charlotte, but he said it might be asking too much. Sonny said he should have shot Valentin long ago. Valentin didn’t deserve to be a father. It was unforgiveable what Valentin did with his medication, and Diane would have no problem convincing the DA it was self-defense. Lulu and Dante would never have to worry about him again. Valentin said, maybe not, but Michael would. Carly was stabilized and Jack asked if he could see her. Isaiah said, sure, and left. Jack told Carly that he was afraid this would happen.

Lucas said he must have been pathetic for Marco to be so nice, but Marco said they kissed, and it was a good kiss. Lucas wondered why more didn’t happen, but Marco said Lucas was in no condition to give consent. Lucas thanked him for being so kind, and Marco asked how he was doing. Stella said, maybe someday Brad and Lucas could be friends, and Brad said even Lucas said they’d had something real. With Lucas’s love, he’d be a new man. He hung up before Stella could say anything else. Brook said, as a teenager, she didn’t know what real love was and didn’t know until she met Chase. She didn’t see Dante again for a year. It was a closed adoption and closed inside her. It was like the summer never happened when she saw Dante again, as they were dating other people. He asked if she was trying to get back Dante when Carly asked her to help break him and Lulu up. Jason told Sasha that Willow wouldn’t have a chance to get back at Michael. If that meant letting everyone think he was the father, so be it. She said it was important to protect Michael who wasn’t there to fight his own battles. Carly had told her what a great man he is. Would he be okay not telling Carly the baby was her grandchild? Valentin said everyone Sonny loved was in danger. He knew the device used was only used by governments and knew who planted the device. Put down the gun and they’d talk.

Marco got room service and said he wasn’t sorry he met Lucas. Lucas said he wished he could make it up to Marco, but was going home tomorrow. He asked if Marco was a professional good Samaritan, but Marco said, far from it. Jason said he hated not telling Carly the truth, but if they let her in, she’d never keep it a secret, so for now, she couldn’t know. Sasha said part of her wished Michael had been there for the sonogram. She showed Jason the sono photo. Brook told Chase, the ugly truth was, a part of her did it for the money, but she also wanted to see if Dante still had feelings for her. She wanted to rub it in Lulu’s face, but he and Lulu were solid. Chase said, who Dante cared for was all on him, and Brook said it had been nothing compared to what she felt for Chase. Dante told Lulu that he couldn’t just let Rocco go. It would be hard for Rocco too. Lulu said she felt Rocco needed her right now and also to be with Charlotte, and he said Drew was a selfish jerk for taking Scout with him when Sam wanted the kids to stay together. She asked if she was also a selfish jerk. Bryce said they’d provide back-up for Josslyn’s cover stories, but she’d have to sell them. She needed to accept that nothing about her life would be real. She said, of course (🍷) it would, but he said they’d only know her cover stories and it was a lonely life. It was easier to let people go than keep track of a phony life. She asked if he’d sacrificed his personal life for the job. Valentin told Sonny, the device had been manufactured for the WSB, but they weren’t necessarily the ones trying to kill Sonny. When he was in charge at Pikeman, a shipment of the devices went missing. He was tracking them down when the FBI came for him. He didn’t have the name of the person who wanted to kill Sonny, but he could make contact with the buyer.

Carly went into cardiac arrest (this time not due to digitalis) and Isiah used the defibrillator. Dante said Rocco’s life had changed, and Lulu said she wanted to get to know her son again. She didn’t think he’d fight her on it. He said he understood where she was coming from, but couldn’t she wait? She said they were still both grieving Sam, and Dante said he thought they could agree their son needed both his parents. Lulu said she didn’t disagree. Chase said, Dante would want to know, but Brook said the child was a grown adult and Dante would never stop looking. Chase said that’s what he would want, but she said it wasn’t him. He said it felt like it was, and she said he wanted it for Dante because he wanted it for himself. All she wanted was him. He said he was mad as hell, but she had him, and she said she was most worried about what was right for her and Dante’s son. It wasn’t right to upend his life, and it should be his decision. If he came looking, she’d tell Dante, but until then she wasn’t torturing Dante. He was happier not knowing. Marco said Lucas would have shown him the same kindness, and Lucas asked for his phone number to reimburse him for his dry-cleaning. Marco said Lucas didn’t need for that, but to call to tell Marco if he survived the hangover and was okay. Bryce said Josslyn wouldn’t survive if she didn’t toughen up, and Josslyn said he was still trying get her to quit. He said he was leveling with her, and she said she lied to the people closest to her, but wouldn’t be lying when she told them she loved them. And when she missed things, it would be because she was doing something worthwhile and protecting them. Valentin told Sonny that the man’s name was Selinsky. He’d been hired to take Sonny out, but the job wasn’t completed. Sonny could expect a retry. Sonny said, not if he got to Selinsky first. Valentin walked out and Sonny kept the gun pointed at him, but didn’t shoot. Jack gave the antidote to Isaiah just as alarms were going off.

Marco told Lucas not to forget to call, and Lucas said he wouldn’t. Marco left, and Brad came out from around the corner in the hallway. Chase said he and Brook were making decisions for Dante under the guise of protecting him, but he had the right to know. Brook said, nothing was more important than their son’s right to happiness and he asked if she didn’t want to know if he was actually happy. She said, of course (🍷). She had to believe he was, or she couldn’t go on. If he was unhappy, he’d look for his birth parents, and he hadn’t. Chase said, maybe he didn’t know he was adopted, but she said it wasn’t her place to drop it on him, or Dante’s. She knew it was unfair to ask him to keep such a huge secret from an important friend, but he had to promise Dante would never know about the baby. Valentin listened at Laura’s door and almost knocked, but hesitated. Josslyn said she got that the job would push her limits, but she was going to pass all of Bryce’s tests. He said he liked her attitude, but the tests never stopped coming. She would be challenged, pushed, and tested every day as an agent. She said, bring it on.

Jack asked for a minute alone with Carly, and Isaiah and Willow left. Anna asked Isaiah how Carly was, and he said she was stable, but they’d have to wait and see. Willow said she had to call Carly’s family, but Isaiah asked if she wanted the mother of Carly’s grandchildren to get arrested. That’s what would happen if she went against Brennan. Sasha and Jason looked at the sono photo, and Jason said he’d let Michael know that she and the baby were healthy. She asked if he thought he could get a copy of the sono to Michael, and he said he’d arrange it. Anna called Jason and told him, get to GH now. It’s Carly. He ran out. Jack took Carly’s hand when his phone rang. It was Sonny, but he ignored the call. He told Carly that he knew she could hear him. He knew how strong and stubborn she was and that she’d always fight like hell. He knew how happy she was when he told her that his father was a plumber because she liked knowing something no one else knew. He was going to tell her something else no one knew. He did have a heart, and it was all hers. He started to cry, and she opened her eyes.

Wednesday:

Nina found Willow at the hospital and said she wanted to talk somewhere the kids wouldn’t overhear. She thought Willow should reconsider moving in with Drew. Tracy went to see Drew and informed him that his attorney was on an airplane going to California with a special plus one – a federal marshal. At the PC Grill, Ava told her accountant that it was impossible. Run the numbers again. He said it was not only possible, it was her reality, and she asked, what about the loan from Nina? He said it helped, but wasn’t enough. She was still broke. Alexis showed up at the station and Cody said Tracy had given him Alexis’s card in case he was in trouble. She asked what kind of trouble he was in, and Molly said he’d been arrested for grand theft auto. On the phone with Brick, Sonny said he had a lead on the device found in the penthouse. They were looking for a pro – Selinsky – and he’d give Brick more information when he got it. There was a knock at the door, and Dante came in. He told Sonny that he might have just made a huge mistake. Valentin listened at Laura’s door, then used his key, but Laura came out of nowhere and said he wasn’t taking Charlotte with him. She wouldn’t let him. At the hospital, Carly asked Jack, what happened?

Molly said she was assigned Cody’s case, but Alexis said she was representing Cody, so Molly would have to recuse herself due to familial connections. Molly said if she reassigned the case, it would be 48 hours, and Cody would have to spend two nights in jail. Alexis said Cody should be released on his own recognizance or she’d file a motion for unjust detention. It would be easier for Molly to just recuse herself. Ric came by and said, or Alexis could recuse herself. Ava’s accountant said the money paid both gallery mortgages, but unless she unloaded one of the properties, they’d eventually be foreclosed on, and she’d lose them both. She also owed substantial property taxes. Unless she was expecting a windfall soon, she needed to stock up on ramen and her shopping sprees were a thing of the past. She said, that would be professional suicide. She had to maintain her image to keep her clients. And couldn’t they just ignore the IRS for a while? He said, the government would put a lien on her galleries. Imagine what that would do to her image.

Jack said, the doctor would explain everything, but Carly was going to be okay, and she asked how long she’d been there. He said he brought her in earlier tonight, when Isaiah came in and said, welcome back. Jack said he was going to make sure this never happened again, kissed her hand, and left. Isaiah asked, what was the last thing Carly remembered? and she said she was in Jack’s hotel room, and they were drinking champagne. She started feeling terrible. She’d never felt that bad. She didn’t remember what happened after that. Isaiah said she was poisoned. Jack saw a voicemail from Sonny, and Anna asked how Carly was. Jack said she was awake and seemed like herself. He thought she’d be fine, but Anna disobeyed his orders and called Sonny. Anna said she didn’t, and he wondered why Sonny left him a message. Dante told Sonny that Lulu wanted Rocco to live with her and Charlotte and was pushing hard. He didn’t want to take her to court, but wasn’t giving up without a fight. Sonny told Dante custody battles never ended well. Everybody compromises in the end. Compromise now and save the pain of enduing a long battel. Dante said he hoped he and Lulu could meet halfway, when Sonny’s phone rang. He saw it was Jack and stepped into his office. Jack said he’d gotten Sonny’s message, and Sonny said, one of Jack’s colleagues, a certain person of interest who was last seen in South America, was in Port Charles. He had a boat waiting at Pier 55, and if Jack hurried, he could get there first. Jack said he owed Sonny one and was going to even it up now. Sonny’s ex-wife was at GH as a patient. Laura asked what Valentin was doing there, and he said he wanted to see Charlotte. She said he was still wanted by the authorities and had put them in a terrible position. They’d said their goodbyes, and he needed to let that be that. He said if he didn’t reach out, Charlotte would be hurt, but she said, Charlotte was already hurt. She needed to settle in and make it feel like home, and she couldn’t if he made a surprise visit. Charlotte was entitled to her life here with her family in Port Charles. He could help by being a good dad and doing the right thing by turning himself in. That way, he wouldn’t leave her in fear of where he was or whether he was alive.

Drew asked what the hell Tracy did, and she said, nothing. Martin did it to himself. His lawyer was a deadbeat ex who broke some laws and thought no one would find out. Drew’s noble champion had exited stage west. It occurred to her, since his circumstances had dramatically changed, he might consider revisiting the conversation about her parents’ final resting place. He said there were other lawyers who wouldn’t hesitate to tear her apart. Nina told Willow that she heard the situation with Drew and the Quartermaines was getting worse. It could lead to a long, brutal custody battle. Willow said, Michael wouldn’t want that, and she didn’t either, but Nina said it wouldn’t matter. If Willow moved in with Drew so quickly, she wasn’t leaving Michael incentive to compromise. Willow said she’d been thinking the same thing. Carly was brought to the ER and almost died. It seemed she was going to be fine, but God forbid that changed. Nina said another reason to reconsider was the optics if Willow’s children almost lost their grandmother and she moved in with Drew a week later. Willow said, Drew was supportive, steady, and the kids loved him, but Nina said she wasn’t asking Willow to break up with him, just slow things down little. Willow said she couldn’t live with Nina forever, and Nina agreed. That’s why she wanted to buy Willow and the kids a home of their own.

Ava told the accountant that she’d already moved into a broom closet. What more did he want? He said, her credit cards, please, and she handed them over. He said she had to stick to a budget. She was close to making them out. She said she needed one. She was meeting someone for dinner and how would she pay for her drink? He looked through them and gave one back, saying, she had a little wiggle room, but be responsible. Get to know her limit and stay below it. He knew she could do this. He left, and Ava said she just didn’t want to, and drained her martini. The server said, another? and she said, yes… Wait. What did they have on tap? (New York? I’m guessing Coors.) Laura said the most loving thing Valentin could do was turn himself in, but he said, if he did, how long did she think he’d stay alive? She said, as mayor, she would use all her resources to protect him. He was Charlotte’s father and she’d gotten to know him. She knew he was a complicated man capable of good things. Life on the run was no life at all. She’d been where he is and knew how he felt. Valentin doubted that, but she said when she was married to Luke, they were on the run for many, many years. It takes its toll. They weren’t a real family until they settled down and stopped running. He said if he stayed, it would hurt Charlotte more than she’d ever been hurt. At the hospital, Jason asked Anna how Carly was doing, and she said, better. The doctor was in with her. He asked, what happened and why? and she said, Carly was poisoned when she was with Jack. Jason ran to Carly’s bedside, and she took his hand. She asked how he knew she was there, and he said, Anna. He was afraid he’d get here and she’d be… He told her that Isaiah said she was poisoned with polonium, and Anna said she wasn’t the target. Someone was trying to kill Brennan.  

Alexis asked if Molly called Ric, but he said he just happened to be there. Alexis asked if anyone requested his help, assistance, or opinion, and he said, clearly, she wasn’t the right lawyer. Cody needed someone with more perspective and a better sense of humor. Molly told them that Cody had been trying to say something, and Cody said he got arrested for stealing his own car. They could check the registration. It was up to date and paid for. This was a huge mistake. Nina said Willow valued her independence and could use a space all her own, but Willow said, Drew would be disappointed. Nina said Drew loved her and would understand. Nothing was going to change if she didn’t move in right this minute. It would be better from a custody standpoint if she established a permanent home. It was the best possible move to make. Willow said it was a lot to take it and it had been a long shift. She wanted to think about everything. Nina said Willow thinking about it was all she could ask. Tracy said Drew could get a dozen lawyers and she would take every one of them down. She had the time and money. Did he? He said he did and he’d make the time, and she said, he wasn’t the brightest bulb in the shed. If he tried to match wits with her, she’d win every time. And if he persisted in this outrageous pursuit of moving her family crypt, she’d take away everything he had.

Valentin told Laura that if he didn’t go, he’d be killed, and if he didn’t see Charlotte now, he wouldn’t see her again. Laura said Charlotte was with Rocco tonight, and Lulu came out. She asked what the hell Valentin was doing there. Anna asked if Carly was up for answer questions, and Carly said, okay. Anna asked how the champagne was delivered, and Carly said there was a knock at the door, and she found an ice bucket with a bottle of champagne and two glasses. Anna asked if she saw the bellman, but Carly said, no. Anna asked, what happened then? and Carly said she poured a glass and drank it. When Jack came out of the shower, she poured another and one for him. Anna asked if there was anything strange about the bottle, and Carly said, no. Before she took a sip of the second glass, she started feeling awful. It hit her so fast, she didn’t know what happened, and she woke up here. Anna said she was sorry this happened. If Carly thought of anything else, call her. She left, and Carly told Jason that she knew that look. She didn’t want to fight with him about Jack. He said he didn’t want to fight either. He was just glad she was alive. She took his hand. Sonny ran into the hospital with Dante and asked Anna how Carly was doing. Anna said she was doing better and Jason was in with her. Dante asked, what happened? and Anna said they both needed to know that Carly wasn’t the target; Brennan was. The champagne he ordered was laced with polonium. She was thinking it was Valentin. Dante said, he was in Port Charles? and she said, yeah. Dante said he had to go. He wasn’t letting Valentin anywhere near Charlotte. He left, and Sonny told Anna not to worry too much. Valetin came back to his old place and met the new owner. He was on his way out of town, but Sonny didn’t think he’d get too far.

Molly said, Cody was telling the truth. The officer transposed the license plate. It never should have happened, and the city apologized for the inconvenience. He still forgot to signal, which is why he was pulled over. Ric said, this could have been over in two minutes except for Alexis’s insatiable need to be right. Alexis said she was nothing compared to him, but he said, most of the time, he was right. Cody suggested he and Ric take a walk and have a chat. He thanked Molly and Alexis, and walked Ric out. Alexis said, Ric kept topping himself with being annoying, and Molly told Alexis to come with her to the interrogation room. Outside, Ric asked what this was about, and Cody asked if Ric ever thought about what his endless crapping on his ex was doing his daughter. Drew said Tracy had no way to back up her threats. She might have pulled strings about Martin, but the law was on his side. She needed to back up, take her hits, and move the crypt. The people in there wouldn’t care. Willow walked in. Nina called Ava and asked if there was any chance they could meet for a drink. Ava said she was at the Grill waiting for Ric, but he hadn’t shown up, so she was going home. The night had veered into depressing territory. Nina said, not yet. She was on her way. Anna said, Sonny called Jack? and Sonny said he gave Jack the information. Anna said Jack would kill Valentin, and Sonny said the world would be better off without him. Anna said he was such a bastard, and left. Lulu told Valentin that he wasn’t taking Charlotte, but he said that wasn’t why he was here. He asked to talk to Lulu alone, and Laura said, of course (🍷). She knew he’d make the right decision. She left, and Valentin said Laura wanted him to turn himself in. Lulu said, she was right, and he said Laura thought she could protect him, but she couldn’t. No one could. His only chance of survival was on the run. Sonny went into Carly’s room and asked what she got herself into this time.

Molly said Alexis couldn’t let Ric get to her like that. She knew he liked to provoke her. Just accept they didn’t get along or agree on anything and walk away. Alexis promised to try. Ric told Cody to take this in the spirit it was meant. Why was it any of his business? Cody said, Molly was his friend. Actually, he wasn’t sure she liked him, but she’d just lost her baby and her sister and could use a break. Ric said Molly was more than nice. She just got out of a long-term relationship, so don’t think he was going to be Mr. Rebound. Cody said he wouldn’t, but that was all the more reason to go easy and dial it back with Alexis. Molly shouldn’t have to play referee. All she wanted was her parents being civil when they were in the same room. Did he think he could at least give her that? Nina thanked Ava for waiting and asked if that was draft beer. Did Ric show up? Ava said, no, it was hers. She ordered it. She panicked and ordered something on tap. She was trying to broaden her palate. Nina said, do it on her own time and told the server they’d have two French 75s. Ava asked him to take the beer away and asked what they were celebrating. Willow said she didn’t expect to see Tracy, and Tracy said she was just leaving. How were Wiley and Amelia? Willow said, fine, and Tracy asked if they missed their family. Not her, but certainly other members of the household, not to mention the horses and dogs. Willow said, sometimes, and Tracy said, what about the gatehouse? Do they ask about home? Willow said, once in a while. They understood that people move and she was doing what she could to make sure they felt happy and secure. Tracy asked, then why move in here with this horrible man who wanted to dig up their great-grandparents out of spite? and Willow said Tracy forgot she knew the family history. Tracy’s family turned their backs on her. How could she possibly claim to know what they wanted?

Sonny said Carly scared him, and she said she scared herself. She was never so sick. She’s grateful Jack got her here quickly. He said he wanted to talk to Jason, and they went out to the hallway. Sonny said, Valentin was the one who poisoned Carly, and Jason asked if he was back in Port Charles. Sonny said, he was on his way out of town by way of the pier, and Jason asked, who else knows? Sonny said, Anna and Brennan, and Brennan was on his way to the pier. Jason asked if Sonny thought Anna would try to stop him, and Sonny told Jason to do the world a favor and make sure Brennan finished the job. Jason left. Lulu asked why Valentin let himself get caught up in this dangerous mess, and he said he wished he could say. It spun out of control before he could stop it. He was responsible for his own actions, and he was the one who would suffer the consequences. She said, unfortunately, so would Charlotte, and he said it was one of his life’s biggest regrets. He was going to go. Lulu thanked him and he asked her to thank her mother for her advice and tell her that he was sorry he couldn’t take it. Tell Charlotte that he loved her more than anything and always would. He would always be with her. He left.

Ava said Nina must be so relieved, and Nina said, somewhat relieved. Ava said, here’s to you, mama, and they clinked glasses. Willow said she was sorry Tracy was so blinded by her hatred and anger that she couldn’t see the kind of man Drew really was, but Tracy said, maybe Willow should get angry herself. Drew said he and Willow were starting fresh and it had nothing to do her, and Willow said, if Tracy had welcomed Drew into the family, he would have bene the most loyal Quartermaine. She had no one to blame but herself. Tracy told her, remember those words. She was going to be saying them into a mirror soon enough. Tracy left. At the station, Dante asked for an APB to be put out on Valentin Cassadine, when his phone rang. Lulu said, Valentin was just there, and she was afraid he was in trouble. Dante said he’d do what he could to find him, and Lulu said, let her know the second he heard. He said he would, and Alexis asked if she just heard him say Valentin’s name. Dante said he was back in town and almost killed Carly. Sonny said he never wanted a call like that again. He was thinking what would the kids do without Carly, then started thinking, what was he going to do without her? She put her hand on his and said he wasn’t getting rid of her that easy. Lulu said she wasn’t surprised Valentin chose to leave, and Laura said she was disappointed. She’d hoped he’d choose differently for Charlotte’s sake. Lulu said Valentin wanted her to thank Laura for her advice, and Laura said she thought he was going to take it, but he said it was too late after what he’d done. Lulu said he may be right, and Laura said she’d mourn the man he could have been. Lulu said she would too. It was so much easier when she hated him, but she just couldn’t. Anna got in her car and called Jack. She said if he was thinking about going after Valetin – don’t. Valentin stood at the pier and heard the click of a gun being cocked. Jack said, it’s the end of the line, old friend.

Thursday:

Lulu said she was happy to see her kids even when they were fighting, and Laura said she felt the same way about Lulu and Lucky. She suggested Lulu take Lucky’s room, since he was staying with Elizabeth, and Lulu said she thought it was time she and the kids found their own place. Sonny brought Donna back to his new/Valentin’s old house and explained that Carly was in the hospital. Carly told Felicia this was the sickest she’d ever been, and Felicia said they didn’t deal with many polonium poisoning cases unless they were dealing with the WSB. Lois told Brook to respect the choices everyone made, put everything in the vault, and move forward. She knew Brook hated that she told Gloria, but she’d needed to confide in someone, and Brook said she’d told Chase everything. At the station, Dante filled Chase in on Valentin. Valentin had wanted to see his daughter and Dante understood. At the pier, Jack told Valentin, it’s the end of the line, old friend. Why hadn’t he stayed gone? Valentin said, Charlotte could have been collateral damage in Prague, and Jack said all Valentin did with the poisoned champagne was seal his own fate.

Laura understood, but said she’d miss Lulu and the kids. Lulu said it felt like her life was finally starting. Dante told Chase that the last thing Charlotte needed was Valentin back in her life, and wondered if Valentin had sent Charlotte home as a distraction. Chase wondered if Lulu would have been better off not knowing about Charlotte. Brook said finding out Gloria knew what happened made her think differently. Finding out someone she loved and trusted had kept something so important from her made her wonder what other secrets they were keeping. She didn’t want any secrets between her and Chase. Lois said Brook had put a terrible burden on Chase. Sonny told Donna that Carly was going to be okay and just needed to rest. Tomorrow they’d go see her after school. Donna said she loved them so much, she didn’t want anything to happen to them, and Sonny said they loved her too, and nothing would happen to them. (Wow. That’s a big promise.)

Felicia said Carly’s poisoning had to do with Jack, but Carly said it was Valentin’s fault. Felicia said Carly was rationalizing the situation, but Carly said she was in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong drink. Felicia said all three led back to jack, but Carly said Sonny’s business had put her in danger. Felicia said the WSB was on a whole other level. Jack would always be looking over his shoulder and when you were in the WSB, the danger never ended. Jason skulked around the pier and Jack said he had nothing to do with the sniper in Prague. Valentin had now involved Carly and took it past the point of no return. Valentin admitted he’d been sloppy and realized Jack had fallen for Carly. He’d called Valentin weak about loving Anna. Jack said, enough, and aimed the gun. Anna was rooting through the trash when she ran into Jason.

Laura said Lulu would make up for the lost time that they all deserved, when her phone rang. Sonny wondered if she could come by, and she said she’d get there as soon as she could. Dante told Chase that Lulu’s life was better for having Charlotte in it. It’s why they had to do what they could to make sure Valentin didn’t cause more damage. He left to get Carly’s statement. Lois said Brook gave Chase a secret he couldn’t share with anyone, and she believed it would cause a rift between him and Dante. Brook said her relationship was with Chase, not anyone else, and right now, that was more important. Lois asked if Chase was going to keep it from Dante. Jason said Anna couldn’t save Valentin this time, but she said she was bringing him in. Jason suggested she let Jack handle it, and she asked if he was back-up. He wanted Jack dead because he’d hurt Carly, and she wasn’t going to let him do that. He grabbed her arm, and she told him to let her go. Valentin didn’t blame Jack, since all was fair in love and war. Anna told Jack, drop the gun now.

Laura noticed a lot of security at Sonny’s, and he said Valentin was why he’d called her. Dante asked for Carly’s statement, and she asked Felicia to stay. Dante asked what she was doing in Jack’s room. Jack told Anna to stay out of it, but she said, killing an unarmed man was cold-blooded revenge. Valentin needed to stand trial. Jason asked if Jack was under orders, and Jack said no, but the WSB would be glad to get rid of Valentin. Anna said if Jack couldn’t spare Valentin because of the law, do it for the friends they all once were. Jack said she’d find a way to release Valentin, but she said he’d stand trial, and she needed to be the one to do it. Chase went to see Lulu and said it was about protecting his family. Brook said a lot of this was about Lois protecting herself. She’d kept the secret from people who had the right to know, like Olivia. Lois said Brook was the most important person to her and wondered where the anger was coming from. Brook said finding out Gloria knew changed everything and she wondered if Lois and Gloria pushed her in the direction they thought she should go. She was questioning everything and wondered if she could ever trust Lois again.

Anna kept her gun on Jack, and he lowered his. He said he was going against his instincts, but she said Valentin needed to be held responsible for his crimes. He was going to wait for her to call the PCPD and ask for back-up. If she didn’t, he’d finish what he started. Anna called the PCPD. Sonny told Laura about Valentin breaking in and she told him about Valentin wanting to see Charlotte. She and Lulu convinced him it would just make things harder for Charlotte and he left. She also tried to convince him to turn himself in, but he refused. Sonny said he could have gotten away with shooting Valentin, but didn’t because of her. If he killed Valentin, what would happen to the kids? Charlotte’s father would have been killed by Rocco’s grandfather, and it would have torn the family apart. In the past, he would have just shot Valentin. Laura said she was proud of him, but confused. What changed? Carly told Dante that she’d gone to Jack’s room because they’d had a disagreement, and she wanted to clear the air. She flashed back to being with Jack, and Dante asked how the champagne got there. She said, Jack ordered it from room service. There was a knock at the door, and by the time she got there, she found a cart in the hall, which was standard procedure if guest didn’t open the door. She drank a glass, poured another for herself and Jack, and Jack noticed something was wrong with the bottle. He slapped the glass out of her hand, but it was too late. She felt terrible, and the next thing she knew, she woke up here.

Lois said Brook could trust her and the decision had been hers alone. It was a difficult and confusing time, and there was no handbook to tell her what to do. She supported Brook and always would. What was done was done, and no one needed to know, especially Dante. Brook agreed and said Chase would respect her decision. Congratulations. Lois was off the hook. Chase said Brook told him everything and Lulu said keep his voice down; Charlotte and Rocco were upstairs. She asked if he was telling Dante, but he said nobody was telling Dante – not Brook, not him, and not her. Brook said Lulu had been harassing her and she needed to leave his wife alone.

Sonny told Laura that he’d been thinking about what was important or not in life. He didn’t care about regrets; the past was the past. But what happened to their friendship was a low point in his life and he wanted her to know he was thinking about her. She said she would pick up the phone to call him, then realize they weren’t talking. It was hard on her too. Sonny said he and his brother weren’t close, and Courtney and his father were gone. He always considered her and Luke the family he needed. Lulu said Dante was Chase’s best friend and she thought he deserved to know the truth, but Chase said it wasn’t about what he thought and certainly not what she thought. It was none of her business. She had no say. Only Brook did. Lulu said she was just looking out for Dante, but Chase asked if she wasn’t sure it wasn’t something to hold over his wife. Brook didn’t know he was here because he thought Lulu needed to hear it from someone else. Drop this. Lulu said Charlotte was kept from her and it was devastating. Dante deserved to know he had a child, like she did. Wouldn’t Chase want to know if it was him? Carly told Felicia that it would be nice if her mom was here. No matter how old you were, you wanted your mom to tell you everything was going to be okay when you felt sick. Felicia said all she could think about when Carly was talking to Dante was what Bobbie would say to her. As hard as it was to hear, she had to say it for Bobbie. Anna gave Valentin his rights as he was handcuffed, and an officer took him away. She looked at Jack, then followed. Jack said, it’s done, and Jason said Valentin was dealt with for now, but Jack hadn’t been. What happened to Carly wasn’t just about Valentin. It was about Jack.

Laura said it was like Sonny was determined to make himself a better man, and it was an exciting time to be his friend. She guessed it was inevitable their friendship would have bumps, but after this conversation, they could navigate through it more smoothly. Sonny agreed and said it was like old times. Dante came back to the Quartermaines, and Lois said she thought she and Brook needed space, so she was going to pack and go back to Bensonhurst for a bit. Brook said it was probably for the best, and Lois went upstairs. Dante told Brook that close families fought hard and loved even harder. In the end, they stayed together and could face anything. Lulu didn’t understand how Chase could keep his best friend in the dark, and Chase told her to leave his wife alone. He loved her and would do anything to protect her. Stop inserting herself into Brook’s life. Lulu said, or…? and he said he would think seriously about arresting her for breaking and entering into Martin’s room and looking at confidential client files. Lulu said Martin was her uncle (like this makes a difference), and Chase said, that was for starters. Since she had disregard for the law and authority, he was sure he’d find something pretty quickly. He walked out.

Anna told an officer at the station to call the WSB and went into the interrogation room where Valentin waited. He asked if this was where she smuggled him out, and she said helping him escape was her biggest mistake. She’d compromised her values and wouldn’t let it happen again. He said she didn’t love him anymore, and she smiled. She said her decision had nothing to do with her feelings for him and they didn’t the last time. It had been about Charlotte. She hadn’t had anyone else to depend on then. Now things were different. She had Lulu and Rocco, and they could be her family. Valentin said he may have had something to do with Charlotte. He saw it in Anna’s eyes the day they said goodbye. He could see now that she still loved him. That’s why she saved his life. She said, none of that matters. You’ve committed too many crimes, my darling. You have to face justice. It’s over. Felicia said she thought Bobbie would disapprove of Jack for the same reasons she disapproved of Sonny, but Carly said, Jack was a good man. Felicia said Carly was ignoring the warning signs like she had with Frisco. She abandoned her children for him and got a chance to fix things, but she’d never get back the time she lost and would regret it for the rest of her life. Carly could be smarter. The people who loved her depended on her, and it wasn’t just her children. Carly couldn’t stand by and willingly put herself in the position to be collateral damage in Jack’s life. She needed to end things before it was too late. Jason told Jack that he was the reason Carly almost died, and he wasn’t going to wait around while it happened again. He told Jack, stay away from her, and left.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada:

Trina tells Kai that something seems different, and he says he’s out of the sling. She says, that’s good, but that’s not it, and he says, honestly? He’s nervous about today. She says, this is nothing. He talked to reporters all the time. He says, before or after games. There’s a lot riding on this press conference and he doesn’t want to disappoint Drew. She says, he’s going to be fantastic. The last thing he needs to worry about is the congressman.

Jordan asks Curtis to remind her why she’s doing this again, and he says, the sports initiative is so important to the hospital. He doesn’t want her antipathy for Drew to get in the way. She says, that’s not only reason why. She doesn’t want Drew thinking he’s won.

Drew tells Portia to introduce him as our representative in congress, Drew Quartermaine, and she says, so introduce him as who he is. He says, there’s been a dispute over his name, and he wants to make sure, and she says she can handle it. He tells her not to forget to smile. Remember, it’s all about the kids. (I desperately want to smack him.)

Walking into Drew’s house, Nina says, there are a few listings she can’t wait to show Willow. The houses are perfect for her and the kids. Willow says, Nina has been so generous. She can’t thank her enough for the offer, but she doesn’t need a real estate agent. What she needs is a mover.

On the phone, Alexis thanks someone for letting her know, and Kristina asks if something happened. Is it Molly? Danny? Alexis says, no. It’s Valentin.

A shackled Valentin is brought into the interrogation room where Jason is waiting. Valentin asks if Jason is going to assassinate him in the police station. It’s practical and certainly gutsy. Enough small talk. What does Jason want?

Carly dreams about drinking the champagne. She wakes and says, Jack? Lucas says, no such luck. It’s just him, her baby brother.

Elizabeth sees the couch is empty, when Lucky comes in. He asks if she’s okay, and she says she just thought he left without saying goodbye. He says, him? Never again.

Alexis says, Valentin is in custody at the PCPD and wants to see her, and Kristina says, he can’t want Alexis to represent him. Alexis says, yet he does. He also wants to be released. She’s very flattered that he thinks she can make that happen, but she can’t. Not only is he an international fugitive, he allegedly tried to poison Carly… She’s fine, and apparently, she wasn’t the intended victim. Kristina asks, who was? but Alexis says, that information hasn’t been released yet. Kristina asks what he’s charged with, but Alexis says she doesn’t know. Probably premeditated attempted murder of someone. She hasn’t been told the facts yet. Kristina says, she doesn’t have to do it, and Alexis says she knows that, but even Valentin deserves representation. Kristina asks if he doesn’t have a lawyer, and Alexis says, Martin is in another tricky situation, when Ava comes in. She says she’s sorry to barge in, but she really needs to – she sees Kristina is there – talk.  

Kai ask if Trina doesn’t like his suit, but she says she loves it. Is it new? He says, no. The last time he wore it was the pregame interview before he got hurt. She says, it must be strange wearing it again, and he says, it is, but the way he sees it, it’s being put to good use and so will he. He’ll be using his football cred at long last to help people. She says, wow. That’s a shockingly positive outlook. He says, that’s on her. He wouldn’t be here at all if not for her. He thanks her and they kiss.

Willow says she and Drew talked it through and decided there was no reason for her to move when this right here is perfect for the kids, and Nina says, that’s one of the reasons he chose it. So that she, Wiley, and Amelia could move in. Willow says, that’s hardly a huge presumption, and Nina says, they discussed this. Willow says, Wiley and Amelia love Scout and Drew. How can she ask Nina to go through the trouble of buying a house when they all know she’ll move in here sooner or later? Nina says, it’s no trouble, and Willow says, Nina needs to believe she knows what she’s doing to make the kids happy. Nina needs to trust her.

Portia says she’s done everything Drew asked. Take the win. Drew says, or what? She’ll tell Curtis what she did? Portia asks why he’s pushing, and he says, no reason. (Another smack.) He’s definitely not trying to ruin her life or deprive the hospital of their great Co-Chief of Staff. On the contrary. He’s trying to prevent her paying for crimes she committed. Portia says she can’t tell him how grateful she is for that, and he says, she should be. (One more.) Stop treating him like the enemy. He hopes she can think of him as a friend. He leaves and she literally says, ugh. She sits at her desk and looks at a folder labeled, Drew Quartermaine.

Curtis tells Jordan that he actually wanted to refuse to let Aurora Media cover the press conference, but it would look like he was using it to enact his personal vendetta at the expense of a good children’s health initiative. He refuses to let Drew play him. She says, good for him. Drew won’t stop blaming him for not getting on the Appropriations Committee and won’t ever because his ego won’t let him. Curtis says, exactly. Eventually, Drew’s ego will have him cross the line or make a big mistake. And when Drew does, he’s going to be ready. Trina and Kai join them, and Curtis asks how Kai feels. Kai says, ready and waiting for the congressman to give him his marching orders, and from across the room, Drew says, there he is. PCU’s biggest star.

Carly asks, how was Miami? and Lucas says, not great. And then he finds her almost dying. She says she’s okay, but he says he’ll be the judge of that. He shows her a duffel bag and says he grabbed some things from the house, since she was admitted wearing only a bathrobe. She says she can explain, and he says, what? The polonium poisoning? She says, that’s an easy one. That was Valentin. He has a vendetta against Jack and had a poisoned bottle of champagne sent to the room. She wasn’t the intended target. He says, thank goodness, and she says, everyone warned her, but it’s no one’s business. He says, she was two minutes from death’s door, so that makes it the hospital’s business. Not to mention law enforcement – local and international – and her children, and him. That’s a lot of people. She says, he’s not blaming Jack for something Valentin did. Jack’s not the threat. Valentin is.  

Jason says, Valentin can refuse the visit, but Valentin says, then how can he know why Jason came? He asks the officer to give them a minute, and the officer leaves. Valentin wonders if Sonny is going to settle the score about him altering the medication, but Jason says, it’s about Carly. They sit, and Jason says, Valentin almost killed her. Valentin says, the best laid plans. He knows Jason doesn’t want to spend more time at the station than he has to. What does he want? Jason says, everything that Valentin knows about Jack Brennan.

Lucky says he knows he and Elizabeth had plans that didn’t end with him downstairs snoring. Why didn’t she wake him up? She says, you never wake up a patient when you don’t have to, and he asks if she knows how amazing he thinks she is. Sometimes he wishes she weren’t a nurse. He scrinches around and she asks, what’s wrong? He says his neck is messed up. He thinks she needs a more comfortable couch. She says she thinks her couch is just fine, and massages his neck. She says, next time, maybe he should sleep upstairs.

Valentin says, if it’s information about Jack that Jason is after, he’s Jason’s man. He’s known Jack since they were in their early 20s. In all the years he’s known Jack, he’s never seen him vulnerable or scared, but last night he was scared. Jason says, about Carly? and Valentin says, yeah. Jason says, so was he, and Valentin asks what he’s looking for. Leverage? He can give Jason leverage. He knows everything there is to know about Jack Brennan. But he needs something from Jason. He needs someone to break him out. Jason says, that’s not going to happen, but he might think about doing Valentin a favor at some point in the future. Valentin says, that’s the best he can do? and Jason says, yeah. Take it or leave it.

Lucas says, if Valentin is all Carly’s worried about, he has good news, and she says, he’s dead? He tells her that he said good, not great. He’s in custody. The PCPD picked him up. She says, problem solved, but he says, problem not solved. She’s not automatically safe to date Brennan just because Valentin is in jail. Carly says she knows where he’s going. She heard it last night from Felicia. Brennan is a spy. Spies live dangerous lives. She gets it, and honestly, Felicia gave her something to think about. Save it. They’re not engaged, but he knows she wouldn’t have a one-night stand with a gorgeous spy. He says, don’t try to seduce him by proxy, and she says she wanted to see what it was like. He asks what it was like, and she says, incredible. Until it went terribly wrong. He says, is that all? He’ll ease up.

Jordan says she’s going to check in on Portia, and Curtis says, good idea. He thanks her, and she leaves. Trina joins Curtis and says she’s worried about Kai. He thinks he can trust Drew and they both know that’s not true.

Drew says, it’s the deputy mayor first, then Councilman Boyle. Dr. Robinson will give a statement for the hospital, and then it’s Kai. Kai says, got it, and Drew says he’s seen Kai under pressure on the field. He’s going to be great. Kai says he appreciates it, and Drew asks what his plans are for the future. Kai says he has one more year at PCU. After that, he has to figure it out. Drew says, okay, some advice. Not that Kai is asking, but use his natural gifts. He’s a born leader and has charisma. There are plenty of arenas where he’d be useful. Politics is one of them. Boyle (who looks like a young, shorter Kurt Russell) joins them and says, it’s a great day for the city of Port Charles. Trina says she feels like she should have said something, but didn’t know how, and Curtis says, that’s okay. He does.

Portia is reading Drew’s file when there’s a knock at the door. She says, come in, and Jordan says she wanted to let Portia know that Trina and Kai got here. Portia says she’d better join them, and Jordan asks if she’s still going through with it. She’s going to stand next to Drew? Portia says, unless Jordan changed her mind, Jordan is going to be standing next to her, and Jordan says, nothing’s changed, but these events are the deputy mayor’s job. Portia is Co-Chief of Staff at the hospital. Portia says, she’s publicizing a worthwhile initiative that’s good for the hospital. It’s part of her job. Jordan asks why she didn’t pass it along to Terry. After everything Drew has done, she’s shocked Portia would stand next to him, smile, and sell to the world that he’s a good man. Portia says she and Curtis discussed it and they’re on the same page. She starts to leave, but Jordan lingers. Portia says, they don’t want to be late, and Jordan follows her out.

Ava says she’s sorry to intrude. She’ll come back later. Alexis says, later is not better. Never is better, but she doesn’t have that kind of luck. What does Ava want? Ava says, it’s a legal matter and she thinks they should speak privately, but Kristina says, no. Ava says, what about attorney/client privilege? and Alexis says she’s not Ava’s attorney and Ava’s not her client. Kristina sits down, and Ava says, Alexis has made it clear that she won’t give Ava access to any funds from the Cassadine estate. Alexis says, yet here they are, and Ava says she’s come to accept and understand that Alexis can’t return her settlement money. However, she could arrange for the estate to loan her some money. Alexis says, the estate isn’t a bank, but Ava says, it will be a private loan with scheduled payments at a fair interest rate. The estate would actually benefit. Kristina says, no. No way in hell is Alexis giving a dime to the woman who killed her grandchild.

Willow says she knows Nina is nervous about the repercussions for moving in with Drew, but she’s going to reach out to Michael and explain. Since they have no way to know when he’s coming home, it’s not fair to keep the children’s lives in limbo. Michael has shown he’s willing to compromise, unlike his family, and he won’t use his children as a weapon as long as they’re happy. Nina says, Michael is dealing with his own problems. They need to go to a lawyer. Willow says, that will only make things more hostile. She doesn’t want a civil war; she wants things to stay calm. Michael doesn’t want a custody fight any more than she does. Nina says, that’s true if Willow was in a home of her own, but if she moves in with Drew, she’s going to force Michael’s hand. Willow says she doesn’t see it that way, but Nina says, please. If Willow does this, she’s going to lose her children.

Drew talks football to Kai, when Curtis joins them. He tells Boyle, good to see him. If they don’t mind, he’d like to borrow Kai for a minute. Drew asks if he’s sure it’s just one, and Curtis steps away with Kai. Boyle tells Drew, that kid was the perfect spokesman. Good choice. It’s a shame the city didn’t use the plan to relocate the esplanade. It was good for the unions, public safety, and commerce. Drew says he couldn’t agree more, and Boyle says, if only the mayor hadn’t let her personal attachment to Corinthos get in the way.

Ava says she’ll always regret what happened that day, but Kristina’s fall was an accident. Kristina says, that’s a lie. She was there. It happened to her. Ava pushed her. Ava says she didn’t. Kristina accidentally tripped over some luggage. Kristina says, you are the reason my baby is dead. You. Ava says she wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t her last option. The IRS is going to seize both of her properties in a month if she doesn’t pay the back taxes. Alexis says she’s not going to the estate, and Ava says she’s not asking for a handout. It would benefit the estate, and she can take care of her daughter. Kristina says, the daughter Ava is lucky she has and who should be with her father full time, and Alexis says, stop. Ava must understand as a mother, she has to say no. She would not want to devastate her own daughter in any way, like Ava doesn’t want to devastate hers. Ava says, fine. She’ll go. But understand that Alexis isn’t doing anything to protect Kristina by fueling her delusions. Kristina’s not doing good. She’s not being rational, and Alexis knows that as well as she does. Ava leaves.  

Lucas says he’d love to go easy on Carly. Nobody wants to see her happy more than him. But was it too much to ask her to date someone who won’t get her killed? What’s wrong with a dentist? Carly asks, what’s going on? Lucas is more wound up than before he went to Miami. He says he drank too much in Miami and got the worst hangover of his life. She says, worse than her? and he says, no. If she tells him that it’s a one and done and she won’t go near Jack again, that’s all he needs to hear. She says she loves Lucas, but it’s her decision, not his, and he says, maybe it should be his, because she’s risking her life to date someone like Brennan. It’s not an option. There’s a long list of people who need her and he’s on it. He can’t lose her.

Valentin says Jason has already done him a favor. He supposes he owes him one. He accepts Jason’s offer. Jason says, good. Give him something he can use. Valentin says, the first thing he should know about Jack is that he’s a company man. For all he knows, Jack is head of the WSB. Jason says, former head, but Valentin says, no, current. Just because he’s in Port Charles and a lowly station chief, it could be an elaborate cover. Jason wonders why he said lowly, and Valentin says, station chiefs don’t order drone attacks on other continents. Everything Jack’s asked for, the WSB has done. He has blood on his hands and there are a lot of people who want him dead. Jason says, not just Valentin, and Valentin says, Jack doesn’t care. All he cares about is the WSB. Until now. Jack didn’t try to kill him for the Bureau. He tried to kill him for Carly.

Curtis walks Kai to the side and says he wants to talk about the congressman. Kai says he knows Drew’s personal life is messy, but he tries not to judge. Curtis says, agreed, but it’s not about that. Drew will promise anything to get what he wants, and he has no intention of following through with his promises. Kai needs to be careful. Kai nods, and Trina watches from across the room. Portia comes out of the elevator with Jordan, and Jordan says she’s going to take a minute to go over her speech. She leaves, and Portia sees Curtis talking to Kai. She asks Trina, what’s that about? It looks serious. Trina says, dad is giving Kai the background on Drew, and Portia says she knows Trina is concerned about Kai, but for right now, it’s best everyone just try to get along.

Kai thanks Curtis for the heads up and says he can back out. He can’t be associated with bad politicians. Curtis tells him that he’s not saying Drew isn’t doing good this time. Sometimes you have to work with people you don’t trust. He’d like Kai to know who he’s dealing with so he can protect himself. Kai says he’ll keep his guard up, and Curtis says, he’s a good man. And the initiative is a good thing for Port Charles, the hospital, and the kids. Don’t let Drew get in way of that.

Lucky says he’s glad to hear there’s going to be a next time, and Elizabeth says she hopes there will be. They’ll have the house to themselves soon enough and Aiden spends the night at his friends’ all the time. He says, whether Aiden is here or not, he wants to be with her. He knows what he feels is real and it will never change. She says, funny. She feels the same way. They kiss, and she says she has to get to work. He tells her, like he said, sometimes he hates that she’s a nurse. She says, so does she sometimes, and he says he’ll stick around and take a look at the freezer. She says, if he fixes it, he’ll be her hero. She leaves and he gets a text from Kristina: Where r u??? Need to c u now!

Nina tells Willow to just think about Michael. He’s going through a harrowing, life changing experience and suffering unimaginable pain. He almost died. It will be hard to come out to something like that and think life is beautiful and bygones will be bygones. Willow says, Michael isn’t most people… but Nina says, he’s a Corinthos and a Quartermaine. He’s Carly’s son. He may be out of the county healing, but he could still make life difficult. Willow says she doesn’t think it will come down to a custody battle, but if it does, Michael isn’t the only one with power. Drew is a congressman and would never let Michael take her children. Nina says, please reconsider this, and Willow says she appreciates Nina’s concern, but she’s made up her mind. She gets up and says she needs to get to Wiley’s school for a conference. Nina says, of course (🍷). She’ll walk Willow out. As they leave, Willow says, the kids love it here. They’ll all be so happy together.

Drew says, Kai was amazing, and Kai thanks him and says he had no idea how it was going to go. He’s used to talking about football to reporters. This was different. Drew says, he didn’t miss a beat. He’s a natural.

Curtis says, Trina’s guy is good, and she says, please. He’s amazing. Curtis says, maybe a little, and she says she’s so happy everything worked out. Curtis says, maybe she’s right. She’s amazing too. She stepped up to do what was right.  

Elizabeth asks Lucas to tell her about Miami, and he says he met the man of his dreams. She says, details, and he says he found the man’s credit card on the floor of the hotel bar. He looked up and there he was, handsome, tall enough, Latin, and he had the kindest eyes. She says, he had a meet cute, and he says he did. Then – brace for it – he got so drunk, he got sick all over him.

Portia goes back to her office and looks at Drew’s file. There’s a knock at the door and it’s Ava. Ava says she was going to ask if Portia had a minute, but she seems stressed. Portia says, it started at stress and went up from there, and Ava says she caught the end of the press conference. It didn’t seem that bad. Portia says she’s glad, but in real life, it was awful. She was standing next to Drew when he paraded Kai out in front of the representative. Ava says she’s sure Trina was proud of them both, and Portia says, she should be proud of Kai. He’s a phenomenal young man and the only reason Trina has been smiling lately. Meanwhile, Drew is using him to restore his good name to the public, and she can’t say a thing about it. Ava says, and Drew’s got Portia exactly where he wants her, and Portia says, yeah… or so he thinks.

Nina lets herself back into Drew’s house and says, thanks for the spare key, Willow. She snoops around.

At Elizabeth’s, Lucky gives Kristina a key and tells her it’s the key to Charlie’s back entrance. Try not to lose it. She says she didn’t lose it. She just hasn’t figured out where she left it yet. He asks, what’s going on? and she says, nothing. It’s just one of those days. He says, okay, but if she wants to tell him about it, he promises it will stay between them. She says she’s good… She’s actually not good. She sits down and says, her dad is having a heart problem. He’s going to be okay. To be honest, she doesn’t know, but she thinks so. He’s having surgery, but until he does, he needs to keep the stress down. That’s the whole reason he settled the custody suit with Ava, to keep the stress down. Now Ava can’t afford to take care of their daughter financially. Ava was hitting her mom up. That’s what Ava does. She takes and takes. Ava doesn’t deserve to have a daughter. Her daughter is dead because of Ava, and she still hasn’t paid for it.

Jason thanks Valentin for the intel, and Valentin says, one last thing Jason should know. What Jack wants, he gets. If he wants Carly, he’s going to get her. He’ll use whatever he has to unless Jason intervenes. Jason says, that suits him just fine, and Valentin says, forget him. Think about Carly. She’ll finally be safe.

Lucas tells Elizabeth that he learned more about Brad than he wanted to know, then he threw up on the kindest, sexiest, most beautiful man he’s ever met. She says, he really packed it in. She likes his time management. He says, Marco was the bright spot in Miami, but he’ll probably never see him again. She says, they’ll find a way to travel long distance, and he says he’s sure Marco is waiting by the phone for the man who ruined his shirt. She says, you never know. Not to add to his day, but his aunt is looking for him. She hands him a message, and he says, Ava?

Lucky says, everything Kristina is telling him is true, and she thanks him. He says, don’t hate him for saying this, but there’s nothing she can really do. She says she doesn’t know if she can accept that, and he says he understands, but maybe there’s another way to think about this. Would Adela want her mother consumed with bitterness and hatred, or would she want her mother to find peace? Kristina says she wants to find peace, and he says, then let it go. Not for Ava, but for herself. She says she’s trying. She really is. Every second of every day, but she can’t.

Ava says, Portia needs to be careful. If she lashes out at Drew and it backfires, she could lose everything. Portia says, Drew keeps reminding her of that, and Ava says, think about Trina. If Portia loses her license or God forbid goes to prison, Trina will blame herself. Portia says, because of what she did to Heather because of what Heather did to Trina. Ava says, exactly. Isn’t smiling through a press conference worth keeping Trina happy? Portia says, only as long as she has to, when there’s a knock at the door. Drew walks in and Ava says she saw the conference. It was very exciting. He says, due in no small part to Portia. That’s why he’s here. Before he heads home, he wanted to say thanks for her help. Portia says, it was her pleasure, and he says he couldn’t have done it without her. He leaves and Ava says, he seems chipper. Anyone on the outside might think they were thick as thieves. She notices the folder.

Trina tells Kai that he was amazing. If he was nervous, no one could tell. Kai says he hopes he did the right thing. Her dad filled him in a little on the congressman. He would have backed out, but it was for a good cause. Now he can see through Drew, so he’s also going to watch his back. She says he’s right on both counts. He needs to focus on… He says, her? and she says, that’s always an acceptable answer, but not right this time. He needs to focus on himself and his future. From what she saw, he could run for office someday. He asks if he has her vote, and she says, we’ll see, and kisses him.

Boyle tells Jordan, it’s nice to see her. It’s unfortunate that the mayor couldn’t make it. She says, Mayor Collins’ schedule is pretty packed, and he says, or maybe she’s happy to let the Deputy Mayor do her job. Curtis comes by and says, if Boyle doesn’t mind, he’d like a word with the Deputy Mayor. Boyle says he’ll let Jordan do her job, and Curtis thanks him for coming. Boyle leaves and Jordan thanks Curtis for the save. That man is dull, dumb, slimy, and gunning for Laura.

Nina finds Drew’s safe and opens it. She finds a roll of cash and looks through some papers.  

Valentin thanks Alexis for coming. He’s sorry the accommodations aren’t up to the Quartermaine standard. Alexis says she can live without the cryo chamber and bottomless pit, and sits down. She says she figured he needed legal representation, and he says he knew she was a brilliant lawyer. She tells him that even she can’t save him, but he says, that’s not why she’s here. There’s something else he needs her to do.

Jason asks how Carly is feeling, and she says her brother just left. He’s not happy with her. Jason says he can’t imagine why, and she says, please. Don’t be one more person who lectures her about Jack. He says, no lectures. She and Brennan are done. She can’t go near him again. Her life depends on it.

On Monday, Ava tells Portia not to let fear make her do dumb things; Elizabeth tells Lucas, if something wrong is going on here, she needs to know; Jack says, if Josslyn tells her (Carly?) any of this, she’ll never be a WSB agent; and Carly asks Jason not to quit on her now.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

New guys in town.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/daniel-cosgrove-opens-up-about-joining-general-hospital

I hadn’t realized he was also Natalia’s son. I missed the Marco connection, it’s been so long since he was mentioned.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/adrian-anchando-reveals-why-playing-ghs-marco-is-so-important

Talk about missing something. I totally missed this and I love an inside joke. Another surprise is, when he joined All My Children, he took over for a guy who’s now one of my local weathermen, Lonnie Quinn.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/the-story-behind-ghs-will-cortlandt-reference

Polonium. It’s not just for GH.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/polonium-poisoning-on-general-hospital-everything-you-need-to-know

Hmm… I wonder if his mom knows he’s not taking his meds on the weekends. I’m not so sure that’s how it’s supposed to work.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ghs-asher-antonyzyn-shares-his-experience-living-with-adhd

💉 A Dose of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

Pretty soon, everyone will have hooked up with everyone and then what?

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Jennifer talked about getting up at 5 am to brush her teeth and put on makeup so her boyfriend thought she woke up beautiful. In my single days, the only time I had makeup on the morning was from the night before. Once again, it was a whole big thing with Dorit and Sutton with Sutton apologizing and Dorit not hearing it. Ugh. Boz suggested Dorit also apologize, and she gave a non-apology apology. She apologized that her joke about Sutton’s drink made Sutton feel some kind of way. That’s like a murderer saying, I’m sorry they’re dead, not, I’m sorry I killed them. Dorit also had a lot to say about Sutton behind her back.

Boz said she ended up seated across from Mauricio and the child he’s dating at some event and gave Kyle a full report afterward via Voicenotes. She played it during her interview, and at the end, she’d asked Kyle to tell her what she wanted her to do. Because she would run up on a man. She was a girl’s girl. Me too. One time, after meeting a friend for lunch in Manhattan, she saw a bagpiper busking across the street. She thought it was an old boyfriend (no judgement) and said she wanted to go punch him in the mouth. I told her that I’d hold him for her, but make sure it was the right guy, because I wasn’t going to jail for no reason. We crossed the street, but it turned out not to be him.

The way these women dress for a boat – like a catwalk might appear any moment – there isn’t a chance in hell I’d ever want to go with them wearing my Old Navy tankini and no makeup except sunscreen. They were on a fabulous yacht eating fabulous food during fabulous weather, when Sutton dared to apologize again, and Erika thought it would be a good time to bring up all of Sutton’s past sins. From what I saw in the flashbacks, it’s more like Sutton said out loud what everyone else was talking about behind the scenes. In Sutton’s interview, she said Erika had done this before, act like it was all good, then turn around and call her out in public. Erika thought Sutton was kicking Dorit when she was down, bypassing all the bullsh*t Dorit has slung. Just because you’re going through a bad time, doesn’t make it okay to be abusive. And why do they always do this sh*t on a boat where you can’t even walk away? In Kyle’s interview, she basically said Sutton started it. Yeah, by daring to apologize. As Kathy said in her interview, the boat rides aren’t working.  

Best dialogue: Sutton: Is this a tomatah? Kyle: Just shut up and eat it.

What’s to come.

Denise Richards & Her Wild Things

Denise did a cooking video with celeb chef Brooke Williamson, who oddly enough, is also Aaron’s hall pass. (FYI, Denise’s is Brad Pitt.) Afterward, Denise said it was the first dish she’d ever completed on a video. She had lunch with Kathy Hilton, who she’s been friends with for a while. Apparently, there was a time when she and Paris Hilton were neighbors, and in her interview, she said Paris was the sexiest neighbor in the neighborhood. It was especially heartwarming when Denise told Aaron to keep talking while she left to take a pee during their dual interview. Now that’s reality.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/denise-richards-her-wild-things-recap-still-not-a-cooking-show/ar-AA1BcuOd

Summer House

There was a party for Amanda’s 33rd birthday. Kyle continued to whine about Craig, and she was getting tired of it. She also wasn’t too happy about Kyle’s rage texting to Paige about Craig. IMO it was especially rude to display his baby emotions when they were supposed to be celebrating her birthday. I would never want to drink with these people. Never ever. It either gets juvenile to the point of messiness or somebody gets pissed off. LOUDLY. Both Paige and Craig felt awkward, but Paige was annoyed with Craig at not having had a conversation with Kyle about their differences. I dunno. I’m not so sure that would matter. Everything would be cool again, then Kyle would get drunk, and get pissed off all over again. Then they had some kind of pirate party, and we started to see Paige and Craig’s relationship buckle.

Southern Charm

Shep told Whitney that he wouldn’t be crying over his cheerios about Sienna, and he’d only mourned for a few days, but I don’t believe it. Is it wrong for me to hope Shep dies alone? Molly was still being shoved at him, and he asked her to accompany him to the Summer Soiree. Venita talked to Ryan about what JT had said, and I wasn’t too impressed with him. Ryan was mean, rude, and doubled down on JT having said some Black girl was trying to ruin his relationship. He did admit, that was only what the barber told him, but said the barber might have been covering his ass when Leva called and insisted JT said it. When someone uses the words my truth, I’m always suspicious about whether it is true. I’m so not a JT fan, but I don’t buy it. Maybe the barber said that, but I don’t think JT did. Same with calling Patricia a bitch. Since he has enough not going for him, it’s really not necessary for these guys to be making stuff up. 

What’s to come.

The Charm pack does tend to pick on the weak one, although I still can’t feel sorry for Shep.

Random Reality Items

I quit… for the day.

He left because he was a cokehead who got too full of himself.

They love to play revolving houses. I just can’t imagine moving into a 50 room mansion just to move out again.

Where’s Pedro? Where’s Puck?

https://ew.com/25-best-reality-stars-of-the-2000s-11687144

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Chaos: The Manson Murders. Netflix. There wasn’t much I didn’t know, but it was still an interesting watch. It does seem like they always want to make Charlie this mysterious guru, but the bottom line is, he was a manipulator who used drugs to control children.

https://deadline.com/2025/03/chaos-the-manson-murders-review-errol-morris-documentary-1236314760/

Demon City. Netflix. Kind of the Japanese version of Machete. Left for dead, a hitman takes revenge on the demons who have wronged him. Nice fight scenes.

https://www.indiewire.com/criticism/movies/demon-city-review-netflix-1235099517/

The Search for Instagram’s Worst Con Artist. Netflix.  A two-part docuseries about Belle Gibson. I actually liked this better than Apple Cider Vinegar which was a little artsy for me. This was just the facts, Jack.

https://www.netflix.com/tudum/articles/the-search-for-instagrams-worst-con-artist-release-date-news

After the End. Amazon Prime. If Hallmark made a movie about the apocalypse, it would be this one. After a contagious illness brings on the apocalypse, a 17-year-old prepper joins forces with a pregnant girl and trouble follows. I didn’t hate it, but don’t exactly recommend it either.

The Electric State. Netflix. Gus from Breaking Bad being a character known as the Butcher of Schenectady makes this worth watching. The reviews weren’t great, but it’s based on an illustrated novel fans were already passionate about, which adds another layer. Having never read it, I had no preconceived notions. A lot of the things reviewers didn’t think were funny, I did, and there was also debate about Millie Bobby Brown being too old for the roll, but I had nothing to compare her to in my head, so I was good with it. I did have difficulty with the trip to the cornfield at the end, but we can’t have everything. Amazingly brought to life robots, a fair amount of gore, and Chris Pratt throwing out one-liners was good enough for me. The addition of Stanley Tucci didn’t hurt either.

https://www.cinemablend.com/streaming-news/i-watched-the-electric-state-netflix-not-bad-rotten-tomatoes-score-idicates-chris-prat-millie-bobby-brown

All about the robots.

https://www.indiewire.com/features/craft/the-electric-state-vfx-interview-robots-cosmo-netflix-1235104366/

https://www.cbr.com/millie-bobby-brown-the-electric-state-kid-cosmo/

Borderlands. Starz. I used the On Demand feature on my actual TV to watch this. It was impossible to find a positive review, but again, because I had no preconception of the story or characters, I enjoyed it. Cate Blanchett kicked ass nicely and earned her fiery wings, and seeing Gina Gershon is always a treat.

https://www.filmsfatale.com/blog/2024/8/12/borderlands

While this was more or less about the game, I got absorbed in a very long thread in the comments section. Somebody dubbing themselves LordByronSomethingOrOther made a legit comment about The Last of Us. Someone made an innocuous reply, and it sent off a hailstorm of LordBy’s rage and name calling skills. Several people told LordBy to chill, which only made it worse. I’m pretty sure LordBy lives in their grandma’s basement and is in desperate need of attention. Send an Edible Arrangement along with some edibles asap.

https://www.avclub.com/borderlands-movie-disappointing-but-sold-video-games-take-two

Delicious. Netflix. Reviewers seemed to like it, but the best I can come up with is, eh. The acting was fine, but the long stretches of not much going on along with being hit over the head with the message wasn’t for me. Plus, there was a non-ending ending, which I always find irritating. If it has to be explained (see below), maybe I shouldn’t bother watching it. I got the point five minutes in. It’s old and it’s been done better.

All the spoilers.

https://blavity.com/entertainment/delicious-movie-ending-explained

Kraven The Hunter. Netflix. Saving the best for last. The first three minutes of this was better than the entire film of Delicious. After some family drama and a legendary lion’s blood mixing with his own, Kraven becomes an antihero with animalistic powers. It had a sense of humor without overkill, which was much appreciated since they can’t all be Deadpool and sometimes try too hard. I thought it was an enjoyable ride and especially loved the rhinoceros guy. I would have liked to see more of the surprise talents of Kraven’s brother, revealed toward the end, but I’m guessing they were saving that for the sequel, which is a doubtful event.

https://www.slashfilm.com/1815000/aaron-taylor-johnson-2024-marvel-flop-kraven-the-hunter-streaming-netflix/

https://www.cbr.com/kraven-the-hunter-streaming-success-netflix/

🏆 Next Year’s Envelope…

I guess these things have to be planned in advance.

https://ew.com/conan-obrien-returning-2026-oscars-date-revealed-11697987

Useless Oscar knowledge.

https://ew.com/oscars-biggest-controversies-and-scandals-11688765

🐦‍🔥 Things You Don’t See Every Day…

🦈 Uber Shark.

https://people.com/octopus-rides-mako-shark-video-auckland-new-zealand-11701228

🐵 True story. When I was a kid, my father and I went to a place called Monkey Jungle where you literally walked through a jungle of monkeys. It said not to feed them, which was a signal to my father to toss out a few kernels of popcorn. 5000 spider monkeys came crashing down through the trees, we threw our bags of popcorn to them and ran.

https://people.com/british-tourist-surrounded-by-monkeys-thailand-pool-11700663

🐶 As well they should.

https://people.com/debra-messing-reveals-robert-de-niro-real-dogs-make-big-cameo-the-alto-knights-11699042

🦉 Quotes of the Week

Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. – Oprah Winfrey

Our greatest glory is, not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. – Oliver Goldsmith

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. – Wayne Dyer

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. – Helen Keller

If you’re looking for a thank you, look in hell. – Dani Dupree (Karla Cheatham), Beyond the Gates

How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg. – Abraham Lincoln

We don’t know what we’re capable of until we’re challenged. – Adam Connell

You broke the treaty, Mr. Peanut. There will be consequences. – Colonel Bradbury (Giancarlo Esposito), The Electric State

🐰 Off Auditioning For the Cadbury Bunny…

Until next week, stay safe; stay not making every social media post and comment about politics; and stay remembering, everything is a negotiation.