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April 11, 2022 – Alexis Pays a Visit To Nikolas, Imploding Stew On Deck & Gonna Be

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General Hospital

Carly thanks Sam for coming by so quickly, and Sam says, of course (🍷). It sounded urgent. Are they talking, Nina, the video, or as her mom would say, a fresh new hell? Carly says, it’s the video, and Sam asks if Josslyn is okay. She imagines between the harassment and online shut-shaming… Carly says, it’s endless, and Sam asks how she can help. Carly says, she heard Trina was arrested for streaming the video? and Sam says, yeah. Carly says, she didn’t do it, and Sam asks if she thinks Trina was set up. Carly says she knows she was, by Spencer’s girlfriend Esme Prince. The problem is… Sam says, she needs proof? and Carly says, she needs to know if the PCPD has any evidence against Esme. Sam says, and Carly is asking her because…? Carly says, because she’s sleeping with a cop.

Dante tells new Officer Rory that forensics is dragging their feet on some labs and whatnot. Can he do Dante a solid and light a fire under them? Rory says he’s on it, and leaves. Jordan says, Detective Falconari, and Dante says, present. She says, he’s a rookie. He got out of the Academy like, five minutes ago. Cut him some slack, as she’s sure someone once did for Dante. DA Arden comes in, and Jordan asks what they can do for her. Arden asks if there are any new developments in the Trina Robinson case, but Jordan says, not yet, but they’re working on it. Arden says, keep her posted. They have a good case, but it’s mostly circumstantial. She needs more. Dante says, it sounds like she’s really going after Trina, and Arden says, she secretly recorded people having sex and distributed the video without their consent. That’s revenge porn. She might have thought it was some kind of prank, but in reality, it’s a felony. One she intends to prosecute to the fullest extent of the law. She leaves, and Dante asks, what’s up? Jordan says, conflict of interest, and they walk into the interrogation room. Dante says, they’ve been through this. Yes, the victim is his former stepsister, but he thought they were past this. She says, not with him. With her. Her job as Commissioner is to put Trina away. He asks, where’s the conflict? and Jordan says she doesn’t believe Trina is guilty.

On the phone at the gallery, Ava tells someone, she hopes they don’t think these pieces will sell for that. She’ll negotiate for a fair price, of course (🍷), but if they don’t like it, they’re free to find another gallery… Trina walks in, and Ava says, that’s what she thought. She’ll start on the paperwork first thing in the morning. Trina says, Mr. Weaver, right? He’s always ensuring his client’s work is way over market value. Ava hugs Trina, saying, she’s missed her so much. What brings her by? Trina says, her job? and Ava says, she doesn’t know why, but she just figured Trina would be… Trina says, hiding out? That’s not really her style. Ava says, good for her, giving her two thumbs up, and Trina says, actually, she’s been spending a lot of time with her mom, and Curtis, and his family. His dad’s been pretty nice to her, and she’s had some good conversations. Ava says she’s glad to hear it, and Trina says she’s glad to be here. Why doesn’t Ava head home, and she can stay and finish up? Ava says, that’s nice of her, but she’d rather be at the gallery, and Trina asks, why, when she has a handsome husband waiting for her at Windymere? Ava says, he’s handsome enough, but he’s also not alone.

Nikolas walks into the living room, finding a tray with snacks and a drink. He picks up the drink and sits down, saying, Ava, you really know what makes me happy. Spencer walks in and says, Ava’s at the gallery. She asked him to say she’s working late. Nikolas thanks him, and says, the set up is Spencer’s doing? He appreciates the gesture. Spencer says, no, although it is his style. Nikolas says, if Spencer didn’t go through all this trouble, then… Esme walks in, and says, she did. It’s the least she could do for ruining his life.

Alexis sees Harmony on a bench by the docks, and Harmony asks what she’s doing here. Alexis says she’s waiting for the launch to Spoon Island. What is Harmony doing here sitting all by herself alone at night? Harmony flashes back to Brendon wondering how much Nina would pay for the information he has, and Alexis says, Harmony. Hello? Obviously, something is bothering her. Whatever it is, Harmony can tell her about it.

Michael says he sees Nina made good on her threat, and Nina says she’s simply exercising her rights as a grandparent. Did they think she wouldn’t? Brendon stops one of the waitstaff, and asks for help. He says, you see that elegant woman talking to the unhappy couple? Is she who he thinks she is? The guy says, Nina Reeves, editor-in-chief of Crimson magazine. Nina says, Michael left her no choice; he drew a line in the sand. And Willow of course (🍷) is standing by his side. Willow says, of course (🍷) she is, because she loves Wiley, and Nina says, so does she, and she’s willing to prove it. Is Willow?

Sam says, that was direct, even coming from Carly, and Carly says, she’s sorry, but this whole situation has her… Sam says, cutting to the chase? She gets it, so she’s going to do the same thing for Carly, because she and Dante aren’t just sleeping together; they’re in a relationship. Carly says, and she’s all for it, and Sam says, because Carly thinks she can get Sam to spy on him? but Carly says, no. She’s happy for both of them. The spying is an added bonus. Sam says she knows Dante isn’t the lead detective on the case, and Carly says, maybe not, but Joss is involved, Dante’s got to take a personal interest in the case. Sam says, yeah, but he’s not going to discuss it with her, and Carly asks if she’s saying Dante always leaves his work at the precinct. Sam says she knows as much as Carly. The PCPD is following up on the evidence and it led them to Trina. What else does Carly want her to say? Carly says, the evidence is wrong.

Dante tells Jordan, anyone who knows Trina, knows she didn’t do this. Unfortunately, all the evidence they have points to her. Hopefully, the newbie comes back with something that can help us out. Jordan says, and by us, he means… He says, Trina, and she says, they can’t help Trina. They have to be objective. He says, officially, they are, and Jordan says, if the labs come back, and they’re not what they’re hoping, they’re supposed to hand them over to the ADA. He says, what is up with her? She got it in for Trina or something? Jordan says, honestly? It has nothing to do with Trina. Arden’s a crusader. She doesn’t care who the defendant is. If the evidence points to their guilt, they’re guilty. He says, and if it doesn’t? and she says, she’ll drop it. He says, so they need to find evidence that exonerates Trina, and she says, and they need to do it soon. Trina’s trial is coming up. Arden is a skilled prosecutor with a strong record on conviction. Trina could go to prison for a crime she didn’t commit.

Trina says, so Spencer moved back to Windymere. What about Esme? Ava says, she’s there too, and Trina says, she sees. So they kissed and made up because she’s having his baby. Ava says, Esme is not pregnant, and Trina says, like it matters. She knew they were going to get back together. After Spencer said he believed Trina was the one who made the video, it was only a matter of time. Ava says, Spencer and Esme are far from back together, and Trina says, whatever. She’s still living with him. Ava says, about that. If anyone’s to blame for bringing that alley cat back into the house, it’s not Spencer. Trina says, then who? and Ava says, you’re looking at her.

Nikolas says, Esme hasn’t ruined his life, but she says, hasn’t she? He and Ava were planning to renew their vows. He says, they still are, and she says, thank God. She knows how much the ceremony means to them both; to make a fresh start and celebrate having the kind of love anyone would envy. But now Nikolas and Ava are fighting because of her. Esme’s presence there is unacceptable to Ava. Nikolas says, that may be true, but it’s not going to ruin his marriage to Ava. Esme says, but they’re sleeping in separate rooms, and Nikolas says, so? Couples fight and sleep in separate rooms. Despite their present difficulties – she says, in other words, her – he and Ava are rock solid, and nothing and no one’s going to come between them. And Esme isn’t going anywhere. Spencer says, father’s right. They have to keep her safe. She says, even though she’s not carrying his baby, and Nikolas says, either way, she wound up in Sonny’s crosshairs. Spencer says, which means she needs to stay here… for now, and Esme says, for now. As a guest, and nothing more.

Harmony says she always comes here, and Alexis says, alone? At night? Harmony says she comes and looks at the boats, and breathes the night air, and reflects. Alexis says, her reflection doesn’t seem to make her very relaxed, and Harmony says, when you’ve lived her life, reflecting isn’t always a party. Alexis says, fair enough. She thinks she knows something about what Harmony’s thinking about, and Harmony says, she does? Alexis says, Carly mentioned that Harmony approached her about a job, and Harmony says, guilty as charged. Alexis says, it’s a good idea. Harmony told her what they’re paying her at Spring Ridge. Carly will probably pay her more and she can quit her job. Harmony says, maybe she can be out of Alexis’s house and hair sooner, and Alexis says she told Harmony that she could stay there until she makes enough to get her own place. Harmony says, even so, there are too many memories at her place, and Alexis says, Harmony recruiting her daughter in her house, trying to get her into Dawn of Day, isn’t a pleasant memory for either of them. Harmony flashes back to injecting Neil, and says, yeah. It’s just that the past is never really the past, right? It has a way of catching up with you.

Brendon asks the bartender to take his picture, and try to get Nina in the shot, and he does, without asking, what the blip is up with such a weird request?

Michael says, Willow doesn’t have to explain anything, especially to Nina, and Willow says, if anyone has something to prove, it’s Nina. Nina says, that’s exactly her point. How is she supposed to prove her love to her grandson if she doesn’t have the chance? Willow has the power to do that. Let’s stop fighting before we take anything in front of a judge; let’s reach a compromise. Willow says, and by compromise, Nina means she wins, but Nina says, Wiley wins; more family, more love. At the end of the day, isn’t that the only thing that matters?

Brendon asks if the bartender got Nina in the shot, and looks at his phone. Yes, you did, and the couple too. Who are they, by the way? The bartender says, Michael Corinthos and his girlfriend Willow. Brendon says, Willow Tate. He can’t wait to send this to his wife. She’ll be over the moon.

Alexis says, who does Harmony think she’s talking to? Her past hasn’t exactly been a picnic, but at some point you have to learn to put it behind you. She’s learning to do that, and maybe Harmony can let Alexis help her to do the same. Harmony’s phone dings, and she sees the picture Brendon had the bartender take.

Carly tells Sam, she’s known Trina since she and Josslyn were in junior high. Cameron and Trina helped Josslyn mourn Oscar. Trina was Josslyn’s rock. She is kind, loving, and smart. Sam says, and Esme? Clearly she’s smart enough to frame people. Carly says, she’s overconfident. She practically called Carly a slut to her face. Sam asks what she was thinking, and Carly says, she was thinking that Nikolas, who just walked through the door, was going to rescue her if Carly got mad, and that’s exactly what happened. Sam says, and Esme. She’s a manipulator who knows how to play people. Carly says, oh yeah. Josslyn said she was pulling strings the whole time the five of them were at the cabin. Esme made that video, loaded it onto the phone, then dropped that phone in Trina’s bag to frame her. And if Esme gets away with this, who’s she going to go after next?

Jordan tells Dante, arresting Trina was one of the hardest things she’s ever done. She was completely blindsided, came willingly to the police station, and genuinely wanted to cooperate. It’s clear to her that Trina’s innocent. There’s a knock at the door, and Dante says, come in. Rory says, here’s the forensics report he asked for, and Dante thanks him. Rory says, anything else? but Dante says, that’s enough for now; he’ll let Rory know. Rory leaves, and Jordan says, Rory’s a good kid, getting his name in there for those who don’t read Soaps in Depth. Dante asks if she wants to do the honors, and she opens the envelope. Dante asks, how bad is it? and Jordan says, bad.

Trina says, it was Ava’s idea for Esme to move into Windymere? but Ava says, it was definitely not her idea. She was so outraged by Trina’s arrest, she sought out Avery’s father. Trina says, she went to Sonny? and Ava says, she wanted to voice her concerns about what Esme was doing to Josslyn, and to Trina too; two young women she and Sonny respect and love like their own daughters. Sonny arranged to have a private chat with Esme. Trina says, she must have been petrified, and Ava says, one can only hope. Anyway, unfortunately, it backfired, and Nikolas came to Esme’s rescue. Then Spencer asked if the two of them could move in, and Nikolas agreed, without even mentioning it to her. There’s one small consolation, that she can keep an eye on Esme, and Trina might be interested to know, Esme has her room, and Spencer has his. Trina says, what about Ava and Nikolas? Are they okay? Ava says, that depends on what she means by okay, and Trina says, no. Don’t tell her they broke up because of her.

Harmony says she has to go, and Alexis says she needs to stop doing that. Obviously, something in the text upset her. She doesn’t have to tell Alexis what’s in it, but she does have to tell Alexis what she can do to help. Harmon thanks her, but says, there’s nothing anyone can do. The horn sounds from the launch, and Harmony says, the launch is about to leave. Go be with her nephew. Harmony leaves, and Alexis flashes back on Carly saying that Harmony told her something really strange. She said she owed Nina.

Nina says, they can do this without the lawyers and the judges. If Willow will just meet her halfway. Willow says she sees what Nina’s doing, trying to divide and conquer. Michael says, it’s not subtle, but Nina says she’s just trying to plead with Willow, because between the two of them, at least Willow might have a little bit more compassion. Willow says, whatever it is Nina thinks she’s doing, she and Michael are together on this, and Nina says, this is what they want? She didn’t ask for a fight, but she knows how to finish it. Michael says, she may have Scotty on her side. She may even have his father, but they have resources of their own. Nina may want to quit while she’s ahead, but he promises, this is not going to be pretty. Brendon says, excuse him. Nina Reeves? He can’t believe what a lucky break this is. Nina says, they’re in the middle of a conversation, but Brendon says, Nina doesn’t understand. The lucky one is her.

Sam says, if Carly is right about Esme, then she needs to be exposed. The sooner, the better, but Sam can’t ask her boyfriend for privileged information. Carly says she figured, but it was worth a shot, and Sam says she probably would have done the same thing. Carly asks if that means she doesn’t have to apologize, and Sam asks if she was actually going to. Carly laughs, and says she doesn’t know. She doesn’t claim to be objective. Her daughter was publicly humiliated and violated, and an innocent young woman is going to take the fall. And it’s only going to encourage Esme even more. Sam asks if Carly really thinks Esme is that dangerous, and Carly says she does now. Sonny had Esme brought to his office for a little chat, and Nikolas and Victor showed up to rescue her. Now she’s checked in at Windymere. Sam says, it’s one thing to have Spencer and Nikolas snowed, but Victor? Carly asks if Sam thinks Victor believes her, but Sam says she doesn’t know if Victor would believe anyone. But if he finds Esme useful, it could be a whole different kind of dangerous. Carly says, so will Sam ask if Dante knows anything? and Sam asks if Carly didn’t just not apologize for that. She doesn’t like the idea of spying on her boyfriend, and doesn’t want to risk her relationship, and end up… Carly says, like her? and Sam says, that’s not… but Carly says, it’s okay. Sam can say it. Sam has someone in her life, and Carly doesn’t.

The door to the interrogation room is slightly open, and Rory hears Jordan say, these results alone aren’t damning, but on top of everything else… Dante says, it’s not looking good for Trina. Jordan says, here’s what they’ve got. They’ll start with the video; the illegal recording of Joss and Cam. He says, which could have been achieved any number of ways. The person who shot the video didn’t have to be in the same room as the camera. Jordan says, then they find the phone inside of Trina’s bag, with her fingerprints all over it. Dante says, they made it look like Trina’s phone, so she would have touched it how many times before she realized it wasn’t hers? and Jordan says, the records show, someone used the phone to make an online purchase, using one of Trina’s credit cards. Dante says, it’s easy to steal credit card information, and she says, the purchase was a download from a fine arts website; some images by the artist Richard Molyneaux. Dante says he has to go with his gut and say, someone framed Trina, and she says, to us. For Arden, this is as close to a smoking gun as she’s going to get. This may be the thing that convicts Trina. Outside the door, Rory ponders.

Ava tells Trina, she and Nikolas are having an extreme difference of opinion, and Trina says, because Ava is siding with her against Esme? Ava says, Esme is a conniving little snake, and because she was furious Nikolas gave the okay for her and Spencer to move in without asking her. Trina says, how furious? and Ava says she briefly considered moving out. After she cooled down, she changed tactics, and now she’s back home. She’s keeping an eye on Esme, and she’s still able to keep Nikolas at arm’s length. Trina asks what that means, and Ava says, separate bedrooms. Trina says she’s sorry, but it sounds like Ava is giving Esme and Spencer exactly what they want.

Alexis arrives at Windymere, and Spencer says, her timing couldn’t be better. It’s been more than a little tense around here. Alexis takes it some crisis has forced Spencer to share digs with his father, and he says, actually, he decided to move back in. She says, so he and Nikolas are on the mend? but he says, not exactly.

Nikolas tends to the fireplace, and wonders what’s keeping Spencer. Esme says, maybe it’s Ava? but he says, she has a key. Esme says, of course (🍷). How stupid of her. She wants him to know she really feels for him, his situation. She knows if she remains in this house… but he says, stop right there. She’s staying on this island where it’s safe; that’s final. She says, if he insists, and he says he does. She says, in that case, there’s no reason for her to stay in the main house. She could fix up the gardener’s cottage and cook her own meals. Ava would never see her. He says he appreciates the offer, but it’s not necessary, and she says, better that than to watch him suffer. Maybe it’s because, even though her adoptive parents did their best, she never felt like she truly belonged. That’s why she hates to see his family in pain. Spencer comes in and says, look who’s here. Alexis says, as usual, Nikolas is full of surprises.

Nina says she’s sorry, but as Brendon can see, they’re in the middle of a very important conversation. He says, sorry to interrupt, but when he saw them all together… Michael Corinthos and Willow Tate, right? Michael says, right, and Brendon says, when he saw them together… They can’t imagine what this means to him, but it could mean even more to them. Michael says, it sounds like he’s selling something, and Willow says, like a bridge, or some really great swampland. Mr. …? He says, Byrne. Brendon Bern, of Greenlight Investments. Because of the success of Crimson, he came to town hoping to make Aurora Media one hell of an offer. Harmony gets off the elevator and stops, and Brendon says, trust him. It could be a real game changer for all of them.   

Sam says she wasn’t implying Carly didn’t have anyone in her life. She’s sorry if she made it sound that way. Carly says, she didn’t. Divorcing Sonny means letting go of a lot, but it also means being open to a new future with new possibilities, right? Right now, she’s focused on her daughter, and clearing Trina, and getting the goods on Esme, but not at the expense of Sam’s relationship with Dante. Please forget she asked. Sam asks if there’s anything else she can help with, and Carly says, she did help. Sam let her vent, and clearly she needed to. Now go. She knows Dante would love to see Sam. Sam says, tonight’s going to be a tossup between her and pizza, but she wants Carly to know that Josslyn is going to be okay, and so will Trina, but Esme? Carly says, she won’t. Damn straight. Sam leaves, and Carly heaves a Jasonlike sigh. Because somebody has to.

Dante says, so they get this file to Arden, then what? and Jordan says, up to now, they’ve followed the evidence. Dante says, look where it’s gotten them so far, and she says, now they do what he suggested. He says, one of his brilliant ideas? Which one? There’s so many to choose from, it’s tough to narrow it down. She says, they follow their instincts, their guts, specifically his. He asks where she wants him and his gut to start, and she says, Esme Prince. She’s a classic mean girl; petty, vengeful, but very thorough. She doesn’t think Esme is an evil genius, but she could be wrong. He asks what her gut says, and she tells him, it says, be careful. Don’t underestimate her. They might only get one shot to nail her, and they need to do it soon. Otherwise, Esme might just pull this off.

Trina asks Ava to think how this whole thing started. Esme wanted to separate her and Nikolas. Ava says, they’re not separated, and Trina says, they’re sleeping in separate bedrooms. She’s sorry; was that disrespectful? Ava says, not when it comes from a place of caring, and Trina says, Ava has something real with Nikolas. She can’t jeopardize that. Ava says, maybe Nikolas should have thought of that before he invited Esme into their house without her consent, and Trina says she’s sure Esme manipulated him into it. That’s what she does. Trina is sure Esme is loving every minute Ava and Nikolas are fighting over her. Ava can’t give her the satisfaction. If Ava wants to help her, show Esme that she’s not going to win. Show Esme that her marriage to Nikolas is stronger than Esme’s schemes.

Alexis says, Spencer tells her that Esme is crashing here now, and Nikolas says, not crashing;she’s their guest. Alexis asks, for how long? and Nikolas says, indefinitely. Esme says she’s so grateful for Mr. Cassadine’s hospitality. Alexis has been on quite a journey herself. Alexis says, has she? and Esme says, since Thanksgiving, and thanks Alexis again for including her and Spence. Alexis says, actually, Esme and Spence were the least of her problems that night, and Esme says, and now look at her. Between that amazing interview with Josslyn and Cameron, and those headlines with Trina, Alexis has made The Invader a must read. Alexis says she’s sure she and The Invader will have a lot more to say on both subjects as the story unfolds. Spencer says he needs some air, and excuses himself. Nikolas says, they have a guest, but Spencer says, Alexis knows how much he loves her, and cherishes their one-on-one time, which he’s sure they’ll have soon enough. Alexis says, absolutely. She loves him too, and can’t wait to catch up. He leaves, and Esme says she’s sure Nikolas and Alexis have plenty to catch up on. Please excuse her. She leaves, and Alexis looks at Nikolas.  

In the foyer, Esme asks Spencer to wait. Was it something she said?

Brendon suggests the four of them sit down and discuss his offer, but Michael says he doesn’t do business in restaurants, especially with a complete stranger with a deal that’s too good to pass up. Why doesn’t Brendon send his proposal to the CFO of Aurora, and it can be vetted and Michael will look it over. Now if he’ll excuse them. Harmony sends Brandon a text that says, you win, and he says he’ll do just that. He has the feeling they have much to discuss. He walks to the elevator, and tells Harmony that she knows where to reach him. Willow comes over and asks if Harmony knows that guy.

Sam asks Rory to let Dante know she’s here, but Dante comes out of the interrogation room. He says he was going to call Sam, and Sam says, long day? He says, yeah, but it’s better now that she’s here. Sam tells Jordan that she’s sorry to take her top cop away, but he’s in desperate need of some pizza, and Dante suggests they do something more fancy. Sam asks, what’s the occasion? and Dante says he’ll tell her later. He asks Rory to email the file to ADA Arden and CC him, marking it in the Trina Robinson case file as new evidence. Sam says, new evidence?

Ava says, as much as she’d like to pin everything on Esme, ultimately, it’s a matter of trust, or lack of it, between her and Nikolas. It says something about their marriage if he didn’t come to her about opening their home to Esme and Spencer. Trina asks if Ava went to Nikolas before she turned to Sonny, and Ava says, she wasn’t inviting Sonny to live with them. She’s also having second thoughts about Spencer working at the gallery.

Esme asks if Spencer remembers what she said to him the night they met, and he says, who could be sad on a night like this? She says, there he was, wandering; sad, alone, and handsome. She wonders if they can go back to the way they were, but he says he needs more time. He’s going to catch lunch in town. She says she’ll go with him, but he says, it’s not safe, and he’s going to the gallery afterward. She asks if he’s going to see Trina, but he says he’s going to see Ava. She asks why he doesn’t just wait for her to get home, but he says, they can cut the tension with a knife at Windymere. He needs to get out, and he’s going to make it clear to Ava that he needs to make restitution to her some other way that’s not working with Trina. 

Alexis says, now she knows why he’s been avoiding her, but Nikolas says he hasn’t. She says, of course (🍷) not, and while he hasn’t been avoiding her, Esme and Spencer have moved in and Ava’s moved out? He says, Ava has not moved out. What did Spencer tell her? She says, that they have a long distance marriage. She’s at her end of the hallway, and he stays at his end. He says, that’s hardly long distance, but she says, these hallways? That’s a big hike. Why is Esme here? He says, because Sonny threatened her, and Alexis asks if he actually heard the threat. He says he saw how terrified Esme was, and Alexis says, she was terrified? He asks what she’d have him do. Let Sonny lean on an innocent girl who has done nothing wrong? She says, her sweet Nikolas. Where does she begin? Clearly they’re talking about two different Esmes. He says, so it’s okay for Ava to believe in Trina, despite overwhelming evidence, but he’s wrong to suppose Esme might deserve a second chance? She says, they’ll get to that. Right now, she wants to talk about something else. He says he’s more than happy for a subject change, and she says, it doesn’t have to do with Esme, or Trina, or anybody. It has to do with him and his Cassadine DNA. In the brief time Nikolas knew his father, he was always trying to control Nikolas, and now he’s doing the exact same thing. Outside the door, Esme listens.

Willow asks again if Harmony knows that guy, and Harmony says, the man who just passed? No. She thinks she was in his way. He said, pardon, and kept going. Carly comes out of the elevator, and says she thought Harmony left, and Harmony says she did. She was supposed to meet Alexis here, but she thinks Alexis is late. She left her phone in her car, so she’s going to get it. She jets, and Carly goes over to Michael and asks, what’s going on? Michael says he’d rather tell her in private, but Nina says, let her tell Carly. Michael and Willow refuse to compromise, so they leave her no choice. She’s hired a lawyer – Scott Baldwin; she’s sure Carly knows him – and they’re going to court, so she can guarantee she gets to see Wiley as much as Carly does.

Trina says, Ava doesn’t have to decide if Spencer’s going to work at the gallery right this second, and Ava asks if she’s sure. Trina says she’s sure Ava should go home and work things out with her husband. She’ll finish up there. Ava hugs Trina, and asks what she’d do without her. Trina says, go, and show Esme that she can’t come between Ava and her man.

Nikolas says he appreciates Alexis’s concern, but he’s nothing like his father. If anything, he’s bent over backwards not to repeat the same mistakes with his own son. She asks how that’s working for him. Not that she’s judging. He asks if she’s sure about that, and she says, yeah, she’s judging, and given the mistakes she’s made, she’s really in no position to do that. He says, don’t let that stop her. We Cassadines are firm believers in double standards. She says, it’s what we do. He is right about one thing. He says, one whole thing; banner day. She says he doesn’t have his father’s cruel steak. What he has in an open wound where his childhood used to be. Forcing things on Spencer isn’t going to fix that. The more he digs in, the more he’s going to drive Spencer away, until Nikolas is lonely and unlovable like his father. Esme continues to listen. I can’t read her though.

Harmony finds Brendon on the dock bench, and he says, no wonder she likes it here in Port Charles. You meet all kinds of interesting people, like Nina Reeves and Willow Tate. She says, she’s begging him; please stay away from her daughter. He says, Willow isn’t really her daughter. Willow may think she is. Poor Nina has no idea. Harmony asks, why can’t he leave them alone? and he says he’s more than happy to. If she plays it smart, she’ll pay up. She tells him, don’t worry. He’ll get what’s coming to him.

Carly says, so much for Wiley’s best interests, and Nina says, having his grandmother – this grandmother – in his life is in Wiley’s best interest. Carly says, he barely knows Nina. He doesn’t miss her. This petition is all about her. She wants access to Wiley to fill some hole in her life, and Wiley’s interests be damned. But you know what? Have at it; do her best. Carly is confident that Michael and Willow will do their best as his parents to exclude Nina from Wiley’s life. Nina says, like she was excluded from her own daughter’s life? Carly remembers her daughter, doesn’t she? She’s sure there’s a judge out there who will sympathize with that. She starts to walk away, but Michael says, Nina. She turns back, and he says, one last – and he does mean last – thing. Whoever they get as a judge is going to get to know the real Nina Reeves.  

Jordan says, it’s good to see Sam, and tells her and Dante to have a great night. Dante says, they’ll continue this tomorrow, and Sam eyeballs the envelope in Rory’s hand. She and Dante leave.

Spencer walks into the gallery, calling for Ava. He stops when he sees Trina, and they give each other a soap look.

Tomorrow, Spencer asks if Trina told her lawyer that he was her alibi; Sasha asks if Brando only got married because she wanted to; Dante wants to make sure the right person is punished; and Sonny asks Phyllis for a favor.  

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

Last day of charter. Gary tells Daisy that it’s unfair for Kelsie to be working the whole night on watch, and then have to wait on the guests in the morning. He says he’s not getting in an argument about it, and she says, she’s not arguing. On deck, the guests remark that it’s so peaceful, and Daisy tells Gary that she’ll make sure someone is up. She doesn’t want it to happen again. Gary walks away, and she says he’s being irrational. He says, it was just a simple question. She doesn’t have to get defensive. Gabriela says, Kelsie only had to get two coffees, and Daisy says, Gary made it sound like she had to wait on six guests and their friends. The interior has more to do than the deck. If someone needs coffee, they can find someone; the boat’s not that big. Gabriela tries talking to Marcos, but he acts like an ass. Colin tells Gary that Daisy is fuming, and Gary totally spins what Daisy said to make her sound unreasonable and him, a saint. Daisy serves breakfast, and the anchor is home.

Glenn thinks they’re going to have bad weather at the dock, and tells Gary to blow up the new fenders. In Glenn’s interview, he says, he learned the hard way about unpredictable weather and wind at the docks. We flash back to their dock crash, and Glenn says they have a delicate, expensive paint job and a storm coming. They need extra protection. The table is cleared, and the guests pack. Colin tells Gary that they’re running out of time, and Gary asks Gabriela and Ashley to help. Gabriela says, the new fenders are the size of a house, and she’s not wrong. Ashley tells Colin, Gary said to put the line through the something, but luckily he knows what something is. In Gabriela’s interview, she says, they’ve lost one on the deck team, but she’s been a deckhand and a deck stew. Help me help you. They set up the gigantic fenders, and realize they need longer lines for them to hit the water. They don’t have anything better, but Gary has the idea of tying them a different way, and it works. Glenn says he needs the distance, and Ashley tells him that he has 75 feet. He says he doesn’t think so, and Gary says, this is making them look like idiots, but I don’t think they need any help with that.

Gary thanks everyone for pitching in, and with all the fender action, the boat has like, ten feet of padding. Glenn calls the crew to the dock, and they say goodbye to the guests. Glenn says, they were so much fun, and primary Jim says, the amount of fun, effort, and friendship the crew delivered didn’t go unnoticed. They thank the crew from the bottom of their hearts, but he knows what they really want, and hands Glenn the tip envelope. Glenn blows the horn, and everyone waves. Glenn says, that was a good one, and Gary tells the deckhands to put the covers on everything and call it a day. Glenn calls everyone to the saloon for the tip meeting.

Glenn says, the charter started on a bad foot. They had to say goodbye to Tom, but he has lives to consider, and the incident put them at risk. He thanks Kelsie, and says he was confident when she was on anchor watch; he slept better. In Kelsie’s interview, she says she likes the positive reassurance. Give her all the complements. Gary thanks Colin and the stews, asking them to hang in until the new deckhand arrives. The new fenders are a bit of a sh*tshow. The tip is a whopping $21K, or $2530 each. Glenn says, there are only eight of them, so he’s sending Tom a third of what would have been his share, and they’ll split the rest. I get distracted, but it’s something like another $1200, which makes this nearly the best tip ever on Deck.

The stews have an informal meeting, and agree this has been the best charter. Gabriela thinks the team work has improved, although there was the hiccup with Marcos. Daisy tells her to just be clear, and if she sees he’s dawdling, ask if he heard her. Gabriela says she thinks it was a miscommunication. She’d been giving him a play-by-play, but didn’t say the magic word, fire. In Gabriela’s interview, she says, how is this her fault? It’s a mind f*** actually. Everything’s fine. Everyone changes for dinner, and Colin suggests Gabriela and Ashley do paper-scissors-rock for Gary. When Gary comes out in a low-key Hawaiian shirt and white pants, possibly Dockers, Colin says, he can’t believe they waited 45 minutes for him to look like that. 

They go to a restaurant perched on a cliff, and sit outdoors. I’m not even sure there was an indoor option at this point. Kelsie takes a video of the table, and Daisy asks for wine; buckets of it. Marcos brags that he’s set the bar high, and it will be hard to maintain, but he wants to work as team to make it the best season. They clink glasses, and Gary and Daisy go for a smoke. Daisy thinks Gary should apologize. She’s sorry she got defensive, but she felt attacked. In Gary’s interview, he says, any issues he’s had with Daisy are easy for him to snap out of, and he doesn’t want to create more problems. They hug it out. At the table, Kelsie asks how many times Marcos has been in love, and he says, many. She starts to say something else, but he continues on about himself. Gabriela suggests he let Kelsie talk, and he says, f*** you. Gabriela says, Marcos is an insightful person, but tends to make a lot of things about him. In Marcos’s interview, he says, Gabriela is pushing his buttons. Maybe she’s right, but that doesn’t mean she has to offend him. Disrespect is a no-no. Kelsie says she’s never been open enough to be in love, and Gabriela tells Marcos, she just wanted to hear what Kelsie had to say. He says Gabriela is drinking too much, and will end up apologizing tomorrow. She doesn’t think so, and leaves the table. He says he doesn’t have time for drama unless it’s his.

In her interview, Gabriela says, when she was in her early twenties, she would have told everyone to f*** off and/or quit the job, but she’s more mature now. Marcos will never admit he’s at fault. Daisy finds Gabriela sitting on a bench, and Gabriela tells her that Kelsie was trying to speak, and Marcos made it about him. The conversation turned, and they went back and forth. She’s not apologizing for asking him to pipe down. At the table, Gary wonders what Marcos did to make Gabriela run away. Daisy tells Gabriela, men, can’t live with them, can’t live without them, but I’m not so sure the latter is true anymore because, modern science.

Back on the boat, the crew changes for the hot tub, while Glenn is once again wisely in bed reading with his headphones on. In Gary’s interview, he says, he’s never the first to leave a party, but they’re a man down, and all he wants is to catch up on sleep. Kelsie turns in too, and Gabriela drinks directly from a champagne bottle. After frolicking in the hot tub, and arguing some more with Marcos, Gabriela gets into Gary’s bunk. Shortly afterward, Marcos walks into the cabin, and wonders what she’s doing in his room. She tells him to keep it down; she’s trying to sleep. He says, she’s in his f***ing room. In Ashley’s interview, she says, this is what she’s talking about. Gabriela is fake. If she and Gary want to hook up, fine. She tells Colin that she’s not letting it get to her, and he asks why they’re fighting over Gary. Ashley says, they’re not, but if this is how it’s going to go, Gary needs to make a decision. During the car ride back, she didn’t kiss him; he kissed her. Colin says, she’s jealous; that’s the problem. Daisy says, bed, and Ashley whines that she’s not jealous. She doesn’t want or need Gary. Daisy tells Gary that she won’t get into the sh*tshow he created, but what time is he getting up? He tells her, ten, and Ashley wails that she doesn’t want any part of this. Kelsie listens from her bunk, no doubt glad she’s not part of it. Daisy keeps repeating, bed, and Ashley says Gabriela is making a fool of herself. In Daisy’s interview, she says she’s over it. She’s surrounded by idiots. Ashley moans that she owns up to her own bullsh*t, but not Gabriela. Then she promptly falls out of the top bunk onto her head. Daisy runs in, and asks if she’s okay. Ashley says she doesn’t know what happened, and cries, but tells Daisy that she’s fine. Daisy says, she’s okay, and goes back to her own cabin. Daisy tells Kelsie what happened, and says, Ashley will be fine. Her head is made of rocks. I literally lol.

Everyone slides out of bed in the morning, and in Ashley’s interview, she says, she doesn’t remember how she fell. She remembers Gabriela was in Gary’s bed. This is why she has major trust issues. We flash back to her telling Colin that she hasn’t spoken to her sister in years. Her sister screwed every guy she liked. Back at her interview, she says, it’s rude, gross, and disrespectful. Kelsie says, good news, zero hangover, and Gary tells Colin that Gabriela was in his bed. He doesn’t know what’s going on. He doesn’t remember kissing Ashley, and doesn’t want to kiss her. Daisy asks how Ashley’s head is, and Gabriela oversleeps, making her late for her shift. She says, being early girl is not her thing. She sarcastically tells Ashely, thanks for waking her up, and in interview, Gabriela says, she hates that she’s making a bad impression on people she looks up to, who are more experienced, and are great at their jobs. She wants to cry.

Gary tells Ashley that he didn’t ask Gabriela to hop in his bed. He doesn’t think he’s flirting too much, and she says he came on to her in the taxi. He says, sorry, and in the meantime, Gabriela is apologizing to Daisy. Daisy says she’s just mad about the liquor. She thinks it’s going too far. Ashley fell out of bed. They need to take it back a notch before someone gets hurt or fired. Ashely swears she doesn’t drink like this when she’s not here, and Daisy suggests she not drink like this here either. Glenn calls Gary, Daisy, and Marcos to the crew mess for a preference sheet meeting.

The primary is Dawn, a Chicago area vegan foodie. She’s bringing husband Tim, and friends Brian Marni, Lauren, and Jamie. They want to use all the water toys, and have five-star dining. Marcos says, it’s easier if they’re all vegan; one vegan is a challenge. Glenn says he’s sure Marcos can handle it. Their new deckhand will be here soon, but he doesn’t think before this charter drops. If they need help, ask Colin. They need to find a second wind. Daisy yawns. Gabriela tells Ashley that she wants to leave. She doesn’t trust any of them, and it’s an uncomfortable way to live life. Why she’s chosen Ashley to confide in, I’ll never know, but in her interview, she says her self-esteem is in the gutter. She wants Daisy’s respect, and knows she’s f***ing up. She’s imploding and embarrassed. Ashley thinks it’s just stress, but Gabriela says she doesn’t want to be here.

Ashley says she’s not good at this, but wants to give Gabriela a hug, and awkwardly does. She tells Gabriela, she doesn’t know what to say, and Gabriela says, she can start by telling her how she feels about what Gabriela just said. Ashley tells her that she won’t say anything, and Gabriela says, thanks for listening. Seriously, is she nuts? Ashley is going to tell Daisy the first chance she gets. Gabriela tells Gary that she likes their friendship, and when she gets in his bed, it’s just because she wants to snuggle. She apologizes, and he tells her, don’t be sorry, but don’t do it again. Kelsie asks Daisy if people aren’t getting along on the boat, and Daisy says it’s the same old. Gabriela tells Gary that she doesn’t like this version of herself on the boat, and Gary says, no one is perfect. They’re going to have personality conflicts, working together 24/7 on a small boat. Don’t worry. In Gary’s interview, he says, from day one, it was clear Ashley thought she should be second stew. We flash back to that, and Gary wonders if Ashley is going out of her way to make Gabriela uncomfortable. Wow. What an Einstein this guy is. He says, it’s the worst thing to do if you want to move up the ladder.

Gabriela asks if she and Ashley are okay. She just wants to finish the season, keep her job, and be friends with the people she works with. She’s done with drinking on their night off. She can’t afford any more bruises. Ashley says, same. During the night, a storm happens. Kelsie asks if Gary is ready for the day, and he says, no, but at least it was clean rain. Provisions come in, and in Gary’s interview, he says, now that Tom is gone, he and Kelsie have been sleeping a fraction of the time they should. He thinks if they tie the fenders to the dock, it’s a win-win situation. Glenn likes it, and I assume they must have a designated parking spot if they can do that. Glenn tells Gary that the storm brought swell, and it’s going to be rough. He’s going to use the sail to stabilize the boat. The guests are almost there, and Glen tells the crew that they’ll be rolling for an hour, but it will get better throughout the day. Gabriella spills an entire tray of filled champagne glasses, champagne and glass going everywhere. Gary jumps in to help, and Glenn tells Kelsie to get the hose ready. In Gabriela’s interview, she says, nailing it.

Glenn welcomes primary Dawn and guests to Menorca, and everyone makes introductions. He says, they have a great trip planned, and hands them over to Daisy for the tour. Daisy thinks the charter has a good vibe. There are large swells that make everyone feel a little seasick, and Glenn tells them, get ready to sail. The sails go up, the boat leans, everything slides, and Kelsie gets wrapped up in a cushion, but the guests are loving it. Glenn says, a runner stopped working, and tells Gary, they have an issue with the starboard runner. Gary calls Kelsie, and Glenn tells the guests, it’s a bit lumpy, but they should be able to get out of the roly sea. Gary says he’ll have to take everything out of the lockers, and things start falling out of cabinets, and doors slam.  

An unlocked glass sliding door starts banging open and shut. Gary radios Colin, who runs to the door, saying, it’s going to break. He tries to hold it, and Gary runs to the door on the other side, getting his finger slammed in it for his trouble. He says the mother f-word several times, as well as, it hurts, and goes in his cabin,

Next time, Daisy and Gabriela talk; Gabriela doesn’t think she’ll last four more charters; Daisy says it’s frustrating when she and the captain aren’t on the same page; and lots of stuff slides around.

🦁 The Lion Sleeps Tonight…

Journey with me tomorrow to the lands of soap and New Jersey. Until then, stay safe, stay accepting the differences in others, and stay not letting double standards be what you do.

April 8, 2022 – The Ice Princess Is Found, Soap History, Co-Star Chat, Jill Whines, Teresazilla, Joining In, Unsure, Caroline In Dubai, Shah Bummer, Pets (!), a Heptad Of Quotes & Anything

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Jennifer says she guesses she’ll have to dry herself off, as Valentin fiddles with the safe one more time. She says she’s going to slip into something he can easily slip her out of. He finally gets it open and she asks if they should order champagne. He says, voila! Absolutement. Champagne is a necessity; he’s parched. She says she can quench his thirst, and comes out  She asks what he thinks he’s doing, and he says he dropped this, showing her his phone. She says, he seems flustered, but he says he doesn’t want her thinking he cannot handle delicate objects. She says, what if she has her doubts, and he says, then he would prove her wrong, and kisses her.

Anna is at the tiki bar, when Felicia comes along, and asks if she’s seen anything of note. Anna says, Felicia looks like she just stepped out of The Real Housewives of Port Charles, and Felicia says, can Anna believe they wanted her for that show? Anna says, it’s not too late to call the producer. She can step in for Felicia at the auction. Felicia says, they’ve been over this. There are bound to be a few ex-spies here, bidding for the Ice Princess and providing security. Anna is too recognizable. Anna says, and Felicia’s not, and Felicia says, Luke was her friend, and don’t forget, she’s descended from royalty. Anna says, a shame she couldn’t wear some of that Aztec jewelry, but Felicia says, don’t worry. She can still convince people that she has the funds to bid on the Ice Princess. Anna says, they’ll play it Felicia’s way; she’ll just sit on the sidelines. She hopes this whole black market thing pans out, and they find Luke’s killer. She really wants to prove Victor’s behind all this.

Harmony looks at the text on her phone: It’s Brendon. We meet or next I call your daughter. Willow asks if something is wrong, but Harmony says, no, nothing. Willow says, she’s looking at the text like she’s seen a ghost, and Harmony says, she thought she’d blocked it already. There; deleted. Harmony’s phone dings again, and Willow asks if it’s the same person. It’s another text from Brandon: I think Willow may be very interested in what I have to say. Then I call her real mother.

On the phone, Nina tells Scotty, about dinner. She wanted to run some things by him regarding the petition for visitation with Wiley. She wants to do it before Britt and Aunt Liesl get back. He says, no can do. He has to run a few errands for her case. She says, what errands? and he walks into Pozzulo’s. He says he has to get his ducks in a row. Goodbye.

Marshall says, he takes it Trina and her friend are still on good terms, and she says, absolutely. Joss has her back. Portia comes in yelling that she said, no comment. And get off her property or she’ll have them arrested for trespassing. We hear the click of cameras, but I wonder, do cameras still make that sound in 2022? She sees Marshall and Trina, and says, that looks good. Did Trina make Marshall one of those mango smoothies she loves? Trina asks if the reporters are still out there, but Portia says, they’re leaving; don’t even give it a second thought. Is Curtis upstairs with Aunt Stella? Marshall says, Stella is sleeping. Curtis took off for The Savoy. Portia says, really? After everything that just happened to Aunt Stella, it must be something big for him to leave now.

N’neka says, they’re all set; how about Curtis? Curtis is staring off into space, and she asks if he’s okay. He says, it’s just been a long day, when Selena walks in and says, the day’s almost over, and the night is rife with opportunity.

Valentin says, my love, the champagne, and Jennifer says, they don’t need champagne. He says, she’s speaking to a Frenchman. There will always be a need for champagne. It will make their moment together so much sweeter. She says she doesn’t like to wait, and he says, all good things come to those who wait, and makes a call.

Felicia says, while Anna was scoping out the hotel, she was observing the clientele. Anna asks if she found anything, and Felicia says, that bartender, Kai, said there were some potential buyers on site. He overheard this dark-haired woman talking about the auction. Apparently, she was so engrossed in her phone call, she didn’t even know he was listening. Anna asks if he got a name, but Felicia says, negative, but he did see her getting friendly with a mustachioed Frenchman. Anna laughs, and says, okay. She sees a man walking nearby, says, oh bloody hell, and ducks. Felicia says, what? and Anna says she knows that man.

Harmony puts her phone in her bag, and tells Willow, it’s Spring Ridge, and they want to change her schedule, so she needs to call them, but she and Willow will talk later. They hug, and Harmony says she loves Willow so much, and jets. Michael passes her coming in, and asks Willow, what’s that about? Willow tells him, Harmony said it was work, but she hopes everything is okay. She gets the feeling there’s something her mother isn’t telling her.

In the elevator, Harmony’s phone rings, and she answers, saying, stop calling. Stop texting. She’ll meet him. Just tell her where and when.

Marshall thanks Trina for the smoothie and the conversation. It’s been great getting to know her. She says, him too, and tells him to have a good night. She goes over to the fireplace, and Marshall tells Portia, on second thought, he’d like to hang out here a little longer. In case Curtis comes back. If it’s all right with her. She says, of course (🍷). He’s more than welcome. She’s going to check on Stella. She goes upstairs, and Marshall says he’s sure glad Stella’s okay. Trina says, her too. She’s glad it wasn’t another stroke or something. He says, thankfully it wasn’t anything more serious, and she asks if he’s ever had a panic attack. He says, yeah. It’s scary in the moment, but it’s no big deal. Trina says, Stella must be feeling so much stress, and having reporters around can’t be good for her. He says, she doesn’t think she had anything to do with Stella’s panic attack, does she?

Scotty says he comes in peace, and Sonny says, Frank, holding up his hand. Frank heads for the door, and Scotty suggests he go do some squats. Sonny says, well, this is an unwelcome surprise. What can he do for Scotty? Scotty says he thought he’d do Sonny a favor, since he pulled the rug out from under Sonny in Pennsylvania at Nina’s hearing. Sonny says he hasn’t forgot that, and Scotty says, she’s filed a petition with the court for visitation with Wiley. Sonny says, Nina already told him; is that it? Scotty says, no. He’s going to call Sonny as a character reference for Nina.

N’neka tells Selena, sorry, they’re not open just yet, but Curtis says, it’s okay. He’s got this covered. In fact, he’s expecting a delivery any minute. Can N’neka meet them out back? N’neka says, yeah, and leaves. Selena says she was glad to hear Curtis wanted to revisit her proposition. Just so they’re clear on the terms, he provides her with the use of his back room for a high stakes poker game twice a month; she provides her players with a credible venue; and he avails himself of their lucrative connections – all above board. Curtis says, so she claims, and she says, she’s not naïve, and since he expressed his disinterest, if he’s reconsidering now, his circumstances must have changed. That’s his business, and is of no concern to her. She’s only interested in finalizing their transaction. So what does he want from her?

Anna asks if Felicia sees the man in the reddish tropical shirt; a WSB agent. Felicia looks behind herself with a mirror, and says she didn’t know Anna called for WSB back-up. Anna says she didn’t, and Felicia wonders what he’s doing here. Anna says she’ll find out. Hang tight. She goes over to the guy and says, Leeman. What’s he doing in this neck of the woods? He says he could ask the same of her, and she says she’s running a sting. Trying to flush out the parties to the auction of the Ice Princess. Leeman says he’s there because they got a tip about the Ice Princess, and the auction isn’t happening because they know who stole it, and where it is. She asks to tag along, saying, he’d really be helping her out. He hesitates, and she says, okay, it will only take her two phone calls to get clearance. Does he want to be the cause of unnecessary delay and bureaucratic red tape? He says, all right. Is she armed? She says, yeah.

Harmony meets Brendon at Pier 54, since Pier 55 fell into the river because of the traffic being too heavy, and he says, Harmony Miller. He thought he recognized her name. After he met her at Alexis Davis’s office last night, he went back to his room, and sure enough, he was right. She was one of his late brother’s patients. One of the inmates Neil counseled. He’s seen her file. She says, he had no right reading it, but he says he couldn’t help himself. It was full of all kinds of interesting information about her and her daughter Willow Tate.

Willow says she’s glad her mother showed up, so Michael and Smoltz could talk alone. She would have been so nervous. How’d it go? Michael says, he took the deal. He’ll drop the charges in exchange for a five-part feature article series on Nina. Willow wishes it didn’t have to come to this, and he says, him too, but it did. They’ve been more than fair with Nina, and every single time, she’s taken advantage. Willow agrees, and says, she tried to convince herself that Nina was acting out of love, but she’s crossed the line so many times. In the end, it’s their job to protect their son. Who knows? Maybe Nina will back off when the feature is published. He says, that’s the goal. The series might prove useful in more ways than one. It will damage Nina’s image, but it might neutralize some of the tricks Nina and her lawyer might try to pull at the hearing.

Marshall says, Stella’s panic attack wasn’t Trina’s fault. He knows for a fact her mom and Curtis are happy to have her out of that jail and back home. Nobody wants her punished for something she didn’t do. She says she knows that, but she doesn’t want to punish them either. The more this goes on, the more it affects the people she cares about. She wonders if it’s not too late to plead guilty.

Curtis tells Selena, his motives are his own. This is a one-time transaction. She says he misunderstands. Let her be clear. She’s offering a business opportunity that’s mutually beneficial. Rest assured, he’ll profit from this arrangement. As a gesture of good faith, here’s the down payment – she puts two rolls of bills on the table – to make use of his premises. He tells her, as he said, it’s not money he’s after, and she says, what then? He says he needs to acquire information he has no access to, and perhaps she does. She asks, what is this information? and he says, a Witness Protection file, along with sealed arrest records attached to it. She says, the subject being? and he says, Marshall Ashford. She says she’ll do her best. Then we have a deal? She holds out her hand.

Valentin gives Jennifer a glass of champagne, and says, pour vous. He babbles something in French, and she says, damn. Why didn’t she work harder to learn French? He says he can teach her a few key phrases, and she says, that would be nice, moving closer to him. There’s a knock at the door, and he says, what is this? She says, probably just some drunk guests; ignore them. The knock continues, and Anna says, WSB. Open up.

Harmony tells Brendon, leave Willow out of this. Stay the hell away from her daughter. He says, she means, Nina Reeves’s daughter.

Jennifer says, she’ll get rid of them. She hasn’t done anything. She opens the door, and sees Anna, Leeman, and a couple of other guys. She asks, what is the meaning of this? and Anna says, Jennifer Smith? She asks Leeman if this is her, and he says, right where intel told them she’d be. They start to walk in, and Jennifer says, they’ve got the wrong person. They can double-check their intel. They walk past her, and she asks what they’re doing. She’s entertaining a friend. She looks around, but Valentin is gone, and she says, he was just here. Where did he go? Anna says, it would appear her friend had to leave. We see Valentin outside on the patio, and Anna says, perhaps he’s allergic to the Bureau. It’s been known to happen. Valentin walks off, and Jennifer says, now that they’ve ruined her afternoon, what do they want? Leeman says, they have evidence tying her to stolen property, and the murder of Luke Spencer. Jennifer says, that’s outrageous. Luke was her ex-husband; she loved him. Leeman tells the hotel manager to open the safe, and Jennifer says, they can’t do that. They can’t barge in here and search. He opens it, and Anna takes out Valentin’s velvet pouch. Jennifer says she’s never seen that before. She has no idea how it got in there. Anna takes out the Ice Princess, and says she supposes Jennifer’s never seen this before either. Does she recognize it? The legendary Ice Princess.

Sonny asks, what makes Scotty think he’d agree to be his character witness? and Scotty says, he’s not really asking Sonny; he’s going to subpoena him. He needs all the character witnesses he can get for Nina. Since Sonny already testified for Nina in Pennsylvania, and did such a good job, thanks to him, Scotty was able to get Nina off the hook. So he thought they might go two for two. Sonny says, Scotty asked him questions, he was under oath, and he answered truthfully. Scotty says, because Sonny is such a law abiding citizen. He can’t complain because it all did work out in Nina’s favor. He understands things are getting complicated with Sonny and Nina’s second go-around, and Sonny says, his life is his business. Scotty can go now. Scotty says, hold on a second, because no matter how this turns out, Sonny loses.

Michael says, they have to anticipate and be ready to defend anything Nina and her counsel throw against them, and Willow says, at least they don’t have Michael’s assault charge to worry about anymore. Michael says, yeah, but Nina could drag in their parents, and taint them by association. Diane assured him that’s not an argument Nina could make, but he has enough experience with the legal system to know, you have to expect the unexpected. They have to be ready. She says, and it can get ugly, and he says, absolutely. By Nina attacking their parents, she could assert that she has as much legal right to be in his life as they do. She could paint herself as a better influence. His dad would be an obvious target, but since he’s probably siding with Nina, they won’t be after him. She says she’s sorry, and he says, him too, but his dad made his choice. He can’t waste energy thinking about it. Unfortunately, her mom is probably going to be a likely target; Nina could bring up her criminal past. Willow says, they could counter with how she’s worked hard to rehabilitate her life, and he says, they could also cite that Harmony got to know Wiley gradually over time. She didn’t overwhelm him, or take control the way Nina did. Willow’s mother is the model of how to build a respectful relationship with Wiley, which Nina hasn’t shown the ability to do. She says, wow. Their relationship with her mother might actually work in their favor.

Harmony says, her medical files are confidential, and protected by HIPPA law. She could have Brendon brought up on criminal charges. He says, it’s interesting that she brought that up. His brother took notes about the crimes she confessed to during their sessions. He kept Harmony’s file in a lockbox, probably wondering whether he should turn her into the cops. When Neil died, he inherited that lockbox. He had no idea he’d find incriminating information. Such as, her daughter Willow isn’t actually her daughter. Harmony stole her.

Trina tells Marshall, they offered her a deal; plead guilty to the misdemeanor charge, and probably avoid jail time, but that’s not guaranteed. He says, but she didn’t take it, and she says, because she didn’t do anything wrong. It was a set-up, but how does she convince the jury that she didn’t do that, when Spencer didn’t believe her, and he knows her? At least she thought he did. Marshall says, forget him. That boy’s not worth her time. She has to focus on what’s best for her now. She asks if it isn’t selfish. She’s seen what it’s costing everyone. Her mom and Curtis should be enjoying their new home and their new life, not dealing with all of this. And then there’s Joss and Cam. She knows they’ll defend her, but that brings the spotlight back on them; it brings the spotlight back on the sex tape. How can she do that to them? If she pleads guilty, this is all over. Isn’t that worth it for the people she loves?

Curtis tells Selena that their deal isn’t done. He has a few more terms. She says, so the negotiation continues? and he says, two games a month is too much. She says, how about one monthly game to start? but he says he’s afraid any set schedule will bring too much attention. She says, she can have the games on an as needed basis. She’ll call him with a week’s notice, and he’ll make his club available to her. He says, providing there’s no booking conflicts, and he’ll need her to provide the costs for additional security, as well as some assurances that her players will be discreet. There will be no guns and no drugs in his club. She says, these are all reasonable requests. He has her word. He asks if her word is enough, and she says, have a little faith. He says, none of this will work if he ends up in a battle with Sonny Corinthos, but she says she’s done her due diligence with the necessary parties. She’ll begin arrangements for the first game. He says, no, and she says, more? She’s been more than fair. He says his last term is non-negotiable. There will be no games unless he gets the information he’s asking for. She says, then they have a deal. They shake hands as Nina walks in.

Selena says, it’s good to see Nina again, and Nina says, likewise. It seems like she’s always interrupting them. Selena says, they were just discussing a private party, and Nina says, that’s fun. What’s the occasion? Selena says, a family reunion, and tells Curtis that he has his down payment. She’ll be in touch. She leaves, and Nina says, Selena doesn’t strike her as a family reunion kinda gal. Curtis says, if the woman wants to host a party, it’s her business, especially if she’s paying top dollar. He picks up the wads of cash, and she says, my God. Didn’t he tell her that Miss Wu was trouble? He mumbles, did he say that? and she asks, why change his mind about people in that line of business at The Savoy? This is fishy. He says, don’t, but she says she knows him, and she knows when he’s in trouble. He’s always been there when she needed help. Let her be there for him.

Marshall tells Trina that he thinks he can relate. He found himself in a situation that would bring trouble on his wife and sons. It’s not comparable to what she’s facing; she’s innocent. But he found himself grappling with a similar situation. Ultimately, he chose to take himself out of the equation, for his family’s sake. She tells him, he’d said it had caused them pain anyway, and he says, it did. But it would have caused more pain if he’d stayed too. He had to make a choice, so he asked himself a question. He said, self, which would bring the least amount of harm their way? She asks if he thinks he caused his family less harm, and he laughs and says, who knows? We can never be certain. For a long time, he didn’t even know what harm it caused him. But now that he’s back, he sees what it cost them now back see what cost them, and it cost them too much.

Jennifer says she was here to bid on the diamond, and Anna asks if she’s aware it was stolen from Luke Spencer. Jenifer says, no, and you never know with Luke; he might have sold it. Anna says, it’s unlikely though. Did Jennifer steal it? So she could get his attention. So he’d track her down and she could orchestrate a reunion. And when that didn’t work, did she kill him? Jennifer says she could never kill Luke. She swears, this wasn’t her. She’s never seen that… That man, he was in the French navy. His name was Françoise Olivier. He was standing in front of armoire when she came out of the shower. He must have put the Ice Princess in the safe. Anna says, that’s very convenient though, isn’t it? Jennifer tells Anna that she’s not saying another word until she speaks with a lawyer. She makes a locking-my-lips gesture, and Leeman says, cuff her. Random WSB guy puts the cuffs on her, and she says, she’s innocent, she swears. They’ve got the wrong person. She swears she didn’t do anything. Anna says, this is he Bureau’s jurisdiction; nevertheless she advises Jennifer to remain silent. Leeman says, get her out of here, and Jennifer says she swears she didn’t do anything. Anna tells Leeman, one more thing…

Valentin asks Kai, when is the boat to the main island? but before Kai can answer, he takes off. Felicia comes by.

Leeman tells Anna, they received information that connects Jennifer Smith to Kurt Markovich, the cable car inspector who orchestrated the accident that killed Luke Spencer. Once they found the Ice Princess in Jennifer’s possession, the motive is self-explanatory. She took the diamond, and killed him to stop him from taking it back. Case closed. They have their killer and their thief.  

Felicia says, you know the man you just met? and Kai says, that’s the French naval officer he was telling her about. Felicia sees the agents taking Jennifer away, and she tells Kai, that’s Jennifer Smith. Is that the woman he saw with the French naval officer? He says, yes. She’s the woman who was talking about the auction. She says, the officer left? and Kai says, he was talking about the next boat to the main island. Then he just took off.

Willow says, they haven’t talked about Michael’s mom. Does he think Nina will try to smear Carly? He says, Nina still thinks his mom is somehow involved in Nelle’s death, but the investigation cleared his mom of any wrong-doing. Besides, should Nina bring up that issue, it will leave her wide open for them to bring up that Nina retaliated against his mother by keeping his father away from his family. So, even though a judge didn’t think it was a crime, they’ll see what a family court judge has to say about it. Willow says, and whether Nina’s behavior makes it appropriate for her to be around a child. He says, and this might not come up in court, but Smoltz’s article will have run by then. And after that, he doesn’t think anyone will think Nina should be allowed in Wiley’s life. All this experience he has, and he really doesn’t know how court works.

Harmony tells Brendon, she didn’t steal her daughter. If he read her file, he knows she was given to Harmony. He says, by Madeline Reeves. He read the whole sordid story. His brother Neil recorded every detail. How she struggled to make ends meet as a health aid for the city, where she was fortunate enough to meet Madeline, Willow’s grandmother. Harmony says, she was so young, but he says, not so young she couldn’t tell the difference between right and wrong. Nina Reeves was pregnant and in a coma. She couldn’t consent to an adoption. Madeline was a greedy woman, who needed to get rid of any potential heirs to Nina’s fortune. But there wasn’t just one baby, there were two; twins. One little girl went to a black market adoption, and the other little girl went to her. It’s time to pay up, or the truth will come out.

Curtis says he loves Nina and appreciates her, and if he needs her help, he’ll let her know. He pulls out a chair, and asks why she came to see him. They sit down, and Nina says she doesn’t like it, but she needs a character reference, because she’s filing a petition with the courts for visitation rights with Wiley. He says, that’s a big step, and she says she did everything in her power to try to avoid this, but she kept hitting walls with Willow and Michael at every turn. Wiley is getting older, and she can’t keep waiting for things to get better, when clearly that’s not happening. He says he gets it, but she’s going to be going up against Sonny’s son. She says, Sonny knows where she’s coming from, better than most people, and he says, it sounds like they’ve gotten close. She says, it’s not about that; she’s torn up to put Sonny in this position. He says, sometimes they have to make the tough decision about who to put first. She says, so he’ll be her character reference? and he says, she can count on it. He’s glad to help a friend. She thanks him, and says, likewise. She knows he and Portia are going through it right now. How’s Trina? He says, hanging in. It’s hard, but Portia is really a wreck. The whole situation brought home how much they’ve become a part of his life. So he totally understands why she’s fighting so hard for Wiley. Because people like them will go to any lengths for the people they care about.

Harmony asks why Brendon is just coming to her now, and he says, because he didn’t know what he had. He went through Neil’s lockbox looking for bank statements, stock and bonds, cash. It wasn’t until he met her that he put it together, and realized how valuable that file was. Harmony laughs, and says, if he’s looking for a shakedown, he’s got the wrong woman. She’s one step away from living in her car, and looking for a second job on top of her first. He says, lucky for her, her dear friend Alexis has money, and her stolen daughter Willow is the mother of a Quartermaine heir. He’s not asking her for money, but he wonders how much Nina would pay for this information. She says, he’s not taking this to anyone. He’ll open himself up to blackmail charges and accessing private medical records. He asks if she really wants to take that chance, and she says she’s survived worse men than him. She’s not afraid of him or his threats. He says, she should be, because unlike her, he has nothing to lose. Get his money or he blows up her world. He starts to leave, and says, oh, and he doesn’t bluff.

Sonny says if Scotty’s got something to say, say it or get out, and Scotty says, the way he sees it, Sonny has two choices. Save Nina or Michael. Either he betrays his son, or throws Nina under the bus, Now, a lot of people are saying he’s a changed man. Scotty’s money is still on the old Sonny, who’s only looking out for number one, and Nina will just be collateral damage. Sonny asks if that’s what Scotty thinks of him, and Scotty says he thinks Nina will too. She’ll wise up and realize she’s better off without him, and Nina’s aunt, his girlfriend Liesl, will see Scotty as a hero. And poor Nina will just be another girl in Sonny’s path of destruction. Sonny says he underestimated Scotty.

Anna meets Felicia at the bar, and Felicia asks, what just happened? The Bureau just took Jennifer Smith away in custody. Anna says, she knows. She had the Ice Princess in a safe in her room, and Leeman can connect her to Kurt Markovich, the cable car inspector who, in part, orchestrated Luke’s death. They think she’s to blame for all of this. Felicia says, but Anna’s not convinced, and Anna says, is Felicia? Felicia says, no, and she’ll tell Anna why. They go to a table, and Felicia says, after Luke’s memorial service, Jennifer told them she was harboring feelings for Luke. Anna says, she reiterated that over and over again in the room. It could be a cover, but it seemed kind of real to her. Felicia tells her, Kai said he overheard Jennifer talking about the auction. Why stick around if she had the diamond? Anna says, Jennifer claimed she was with a French navy captain, and claimed he’s the one who put the diamond in the safe. It seems to Anna that maybe they were romantically involved, or maybe they were working together, and he double-crossed her or stood her up. Felicia says, Kai saw guy the before they brought Jennifer through. He was asking about a boat. Maybe they’re not working together at all. She asks what Anna is thinking, and Anna says, the whole thing is just too tidy. There’s definitely more going on than meets the eye.

Felicia asks why the Bureau would accept it at face value, and Anna says, because they got what they wanted. They’ve got the Ice Princess; it’s not worth it to keep the case open. She and Felicia are the only ones concerned with Luke’s murder. This has Victor’s handwriting all over it. He must have realized they were closing in, and set someone up to take the fall. Valentin listens from behind a partition, and Anna says, so if Jennifer was framed, their next move is to find this man she brought to her room. Once they find Françoise Olivier, then they should get the truth. Valentin takes off the moustache, and tosses it aside.   

Trina says, gin, and Marshall says, she did not. Girl, you a card shark. Curtis comes in, and Marshall asks if everything is all right at the club. Curtis says he worked it out. He’s going to look in on Aunt Stella. Portia comes out, and says, that’s perfect timing. She’s resting comfortably. Is he good? He says, yeah, and asks if Marshall stayed here. Portia says, he did, and she’s glad. It seems as if he was a real help to Trina. Marshall says, your deal, card shark.

Sonny says, for a long time, he didn’t give Scotty a thought; Scotty was like nothing in his world. Then in Pennsylvania, Scotty surprised him, and he said to himself, wow, but he thought it was a fluke. But now Scotty’s coming in here, showing Sonny what a contender he is. Congratulations. He’s going to get exactly what he deserves.

Harmony looks at a picture of Willow on her phone, and cries. 

Willow yawns, and tells Michael, sorry; it’s been a long day. He agrees, but knows what would make it better – cuddling with Wiley and a bedtime story. She says, that makes everything better. Just be prepared to carry her to bed too. He tells her, then be prepared for him to wake her up. Nina comes in, and they glare at one another. Then Brendon walks in, and stands behind Nina.

On Monday, Ava says, she and Trina need to discuss ground rules; Alexis says, Nikolas is full of surprises; and Carly wonders who Nina is going to go after next.

🧼 On This Day In Soap…

What happened in soaps on this day.

🍵 Dishing the Soap…

The GH stars talk about their co-workers. I can’t believe Roger Howarth isn’t considered Most Likely to Ad-Lib.

🗽 A Given…

Doesn’t everyone wish they’d made more at every job?

👹 Beyond Flipping  Tables…

This looked like literal insanity.

👠 Gia In the House…

Does this make her a friend of the Housewives now?

https://screenrant.com/gia-giudice-reportedly-filming-rhonj-season-12-reunion/

👰🏻 Uncertainty In New Jersey…

I’m guessing she’ll make a decision as soon as the paycheck is big enough. (See article on Jill Zarin.)

💳 Exchanging London For Dubai…

I can’t wait to see this one. I loved Ladies of London, Caroline in particular. And I always enjoy seeing Dubai, since I will never, ever be able to afford to go there. Unless that guy with the balloons visits me, and I don’t mean Pennywise.

I hate to say it, but the house isn’t that interesting. It’s very sterile-looking. Even the closet was a disappointment.

https://www.bravotv.com/ladies-of-london/photos/take-a-look-inside-caroline-stanburys-finished-dubai-home#10858792

💰 Well, That Stinks…

I’ll miss them. I hope Reza gets some kind of spin-off show.

https://people.com/tv/bravo-cancels-shahs-of-sunset-after-9-seasons/

🐶 Ending On an Aww…

Please feel free to squee.

https://www.yardbarker.com/lifestyle/articles/20_celebrity_pets_that_will_make_you_say_aw/s1__34563662

🥂 Quotes of the Week

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.Mark Twain

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you.B. B. King (Or integrity.)

All dreams are within reach. All you have to do is keep moving towards them. – Viola Davis

Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact. – Honore de Balzac

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. – Peter Marshall

I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition. – Martha Washington

🛌🏽 Going To My Happy Place…

Meet me here when the Dead Walk again. Until then, stay safe, stay exercising your body and mind, and stay not being so engrossed in a phone call that you don’t know who’s listening.

April 7, 2022 – Michael Promises an Exclusive To Smoltz, Taking Over, New Film, Non-Negotiable, Reuniting & Grazing

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

In his office on the phone, Sonny says, he’ll stay in touch. They’ll finalize the deal, and he’ll give them all the details. He’s looking forward to it. He hangs up, and there’s a knock at the door. He says, come on in, and Frank brings in Nina. She says she came here in person so he wouldn’t be blindsided. He has a butterfly bandage over his eye, and she asks, what happened? He tells her not to worry about it. Whatever she came here to say, he appreciates the heads up, because defense is a lot easier when you see the hit coming.

Everyone gets in place for a family photo, and Portia asks Stella what she’s doing. Come here, and get in this picture. Stella’s vision goes blurry, and she drops to the floor. Portia, TJ, and Curtis run over, and Portia asks Trina to get her medical bag. TJ tells Stella that she’s going to be fine; focus on him and breathe slowly. Portia tells TJ, her pulse is thready, and TJ says, her pupils are dilated.

French Polynesia. French navy guy Valentin asks if this chair is taken, and Jennifer says she never turns down a cool drink from a hot man. He sits, and tells the bartender, whatever madame is drinking, bring two. Jennifer introduces herself, and Valentin says, bonjour. Captain Françoise Oliver – he kisses her hand – at her service.

At the MetroCourt, Michael says, Willow still can’t find her phone? and she says, no. She could swear she put it in her purse before they went out the door. He asks if she’s tried looking in her hand, and she says, wow. She’s losing her mind. She puts it in her purse, and he says, she’s just nervous about meeting with the reporter. She says she knows it was Diane’s suggestion, but she’s not convinced offering Smoltz a story in exchange for Smoltz dropping the charges against him is one of her better ideas. He says, it doesn’t hurt to explore their options. He won’t do anything she’s not okay with. They’re a team. She says, and don’t you forget it, and they kiss. A man approaches them, and says, Michael Corinthos and Willow Tate? Willow asks what this is about, and the man hands them each an envelope, saying, you’ve been served.

Harmony goes to Carly’s office, and says, Carly’s assistant wasn’t at her desk. She hopes she’s not disturbing her. Carly asks if she’s lost, and Harmony says, no, but feel free to tell her to get lost after she tells Carly why she’s here.

Laura asks what goal she and Victor could possibly have in common, and Victor says, the well-being of the people they care about. It’s time to put the past behind them and look to the future, and their family’s place in it. If she knew how high the stakes were right now for the people they love, she woudn’t hesitate to help him.

On the phone in a private area of the MetroCourt, Alexis says, they asked her to sit on a television panel to talk about cyber-exploitation… Yeah, it would be great exposure for the newspaper… She thanks them for convincing her she might be good at this job… Smoltz comes out of nowhere, and says, congratulations, Alexis Davis, while doing a slow clap. He says, the cyber-exploitation article is making her famous. Too bad she stole it from him.

Valentin asks Jennifer what’s brought her to the island, and she says, an auction of something priceless to her. Valentin says, how exciting, and she says, it belonged to someone very special. He says, and this someone special, is here with her? She wonders if the captain is asking if she’s single, and he says, how do you Americans say? You got me. She laughs and says, nobody special at the moment. Anyone special in his life?

Laura asks if her family is in danger, but Victor says, not yet. But they do live in uncertain times, and she has a lot of family to consider. There’s her other son, her daughter, her grandchildren, that charming husband of hers, not to mention the two brothers she just recently got to know. She asks what he cares about her brothers; he never cared about his own. Frankly, his rebirth as a devoted family man doesn’t just strain believability; it’s laughable.

TJ tells Stella, good news. This isn’t a stroke. Portia says they’ll conduct an EKG when they get to the hospital, but it doesn’t look like it was a heart attack either. Curtis asks, then what is it? Why did she collapse? TJ says, they’ll find out more when they get to the hospital, but there don’t appear to be any physical symptoms. Stella says she couldn’t breathe, and everything went black. Marshall says, the paramedics are here, and he and TJ help Stella to the door. Curtis asks Portia what she and TJ think happened, and she says they think Aunt Stella might have suffered a panic attack.

Nina says she hopes her news isn’t too much of a hit for Sonny, Michael, and Willow, and he says, she petitioned the court for visitation of Wiley?She says she did; Michael and Willow are going to be served any minute now. He says he was hoping to prevent this, and she says, he did what he could. Like she told him, she doesn’t want him to referee. He says he doesn’t think he could talk to Michael anyway, even if he tried, and she says she did everything she could to keep this out of the courts and minimize the impact on him. Although it seems like her actions only made it worse between him and Michael. He says, Michael’s anger is at him, not her, and she says, regardless of who takes responsibility, her first priority is to make sure she’s in her grandson’s life. It’s a crazy thought, but she’s hoping someday she’ll have an amicable relationship with her grandson’s parents.

Willow wonders if Smoltz filed a civil suit, but Michael says, if that were the case, he’d just be served, not her. They open the envelopes, and she says, oh no. He says, Nina has filed for visitation with Wiley, and she says she can’t believe she’s surprised, but she is. Nina’s going through with it; dragging them all into a court battle. He says he knew she was going to do this. Any pretense of a compromise or being reasonable was just window dressing. She says, Nina is selfish to the core. She goes after what she wants, consequences be damned. He says, what happened to his parents is proof of that.

Carly says, Harmony is Willow’s mom, so if she needs to tell Harmony to get lost, she thinks she can come up with a more polite way to phrase it. Harmony says, fair enough, and Carly asks her to have a seat. Harmony says she won’t take up too much of Carly’s time. She’s looking for a job. Carly says she thought Harmony had one, when Harmony’s phone rings. Carly asks if she needs to get it, but Harmony says, it’s not important. She still has a job at Spring Ridge, but she’s trying to save up for a security deposit for an apartment, and two jobs would be really helpful. Carly asks where she’s living now, and Harmony says, a really generous friend is letting her stay with her temporarily; Alexis Davis. Carly says she knows Alexis, and Harmony says, having a second job would get her out of Alexis’s place faster and into her own. Carly says she admires Harmony’s drive, but is she sure she’s going to have enough energy to moonlight? Harmony says she’ll totally find the energy. It’s important that she doesn’t burden Alexis. She’s caused enough trouble as it is.

Alexis says she didn’t steal anything from Smoltz. Story ideas come across her desk all day long. He says, maybe, but he pitched her that revenge porn scoop first, then she gave it to another reporter behind his back. She says she gave it to another reporter because he would have turned it into tabloid fodder, and he says he can be sensitive and relevant, but she didn’t give him the chance. She took the low road to take the high road. She asks if he doesn’t think she read the articles of his that nutcase Peter put in The Invader? She doesn’t owe him anything. He doesn’t have a high road. He begs to differ, and says, so here’s the deal. He won’t sue her for stealing his idea. In return, she’s in his debt, and he intends to collect. She asks what he wants, and he says, a five part feature in The Invader. She asks if he thinks she’s going to agree to that, and he says, he does. Because if she doesn’t, she’ll be looking in looking dusty corners to find story ideas after his colleagues find out she did him dirty. She says, he doesn’t know all the journalists out there, and he says, maybe not, but he has a huge social following. Even if he’s not liked, he’s known. Is she willing to take the chance that this will go away? No.

Jennifer says Valentin never answered his question. He’s not wearing a ring. Does that mean he’s single? He says, there is someone back home, and she says, of course (🍷), but he says he assumes they’re destined be together. She asks, why? and he says he needs a woman who’s sure of what she wants. She says she knows what she wants. She wants to get to know him better, unless he’s not up for that. He says, au contraire, Jennifer. He would like nothing more, but he’s on leave and has only one night. She says, a lot can happen in one night, and they clink glasses.

The doctor comes in and tells Stella that TJ told him what happened. Stella asks if TJ told him that he thinks she’s losing her mind, but TJ tells her, he didn’t say that. The doctor says, his specialty isn’t the mind, but all doctors know physiology and psychology are closely linked. They can start by examining her. Portia says, they’ll wait outside, and Curtis says he doesn’t want to crowd her, but… Stella says, Portia can stay, and Portia says, of course (🍷).

Willow says, and what about what Nina did to her mom; manipulating her, so she could advocate to them for Nina to see Wiley. He says, they’ll have to make peace with Smoltz, and she says, he means cut a deal. He says, now that Nina filed the petition with the court, he has to make the assault charge disappear, or Nina and Scotty will try to exploit it to strengthen their case. She says, he’s right. They’ll have to play nice with that slimy reporter. Michael says, only to a point. They’ll have to be careful with the kind of story they offer Smoltz. She says, or they may live to regret it.

Carly says, she and Harmony share a grandson, she she’s happy to help. Does she have any experience that suited to hotel work? Harmony says she does; experience in cleaning and serving. Carly says, great. She’d love for Harmony to meet her partner Olivia Quartermaine. She thinks Monday works best. If it doesn’t work for Harmony, they can pick another day… Harmony says, it’s not that. In the interest of full disclosure, Harmony thinks she should tell Carly that she recently went to bat for Wiley’s other grandmother Nina Reeves.

Nina says, Michael can be reasonable. He let her see Wiley when Sonny was in Nixon Falls, until… Sonny says, until he found out Nina lied about him, and she says, that was her 463,000th mistake, and now Michael is angry at both of them. Sonny says, and afraid, because for whatever reason, Michael believes Nina is a danger to Wiley. She says she would never ever hurt her grandson, but the way Carly, Michael, and Willow act, you’d thinks she was a physical threat to him. Sonny says, Nelle was.

Trina asks Marshall if there’s any news, and he says, Stella is being examined. He wonder what she did with the cheese and crackers. Let’s not wait for news on an empty stomach. Trina says she’s not that hungry, and he says he knows how it feels when people get the wrong impression. She says, people think she betrayed her best friends. It makes her sick to her stomach. He says he knows it hurts. It hurts to be misunderstood. You know how he’s learned to deal with it? He brushes his shoulder, and says, not caring what strangers feel about him. She says, what about someone she considers a friend? How does she not care his feelings have changed? He says, that depends. Has he been a true friend to her? She says, her mom would say no, and he asks, why is that? She says, he asked her to cover for him when they first met. Then he did something pretty awful to someone she cares about, and now, he’s choosing to believe someone else over her. Marshall says he understands why her mom thinks this guy’s not deserving of Trina’s friendship, and she says she should have never invested in someone who had so many secrets.

Laura lifts her glass of ice tea, and says, may Victor achieve his dream of being the devoted family man of the year. She takes a sip, and says, come on now. No witty retort? No charming parry? He asks, what is there to parry? The Cassadines have a lamentable history, and the part he played in their schemes is well known. He’s been trying to make almonds amends, but her skepticism is quite understandable. She says he almost sounds sincere, and he says, his life has been horribly lonely over the last few years. When he went hiding after the explosion at Creighton-Clark, Nikolas was the only one who knew he survived. Laura says, he never told her, and Victor says, he told Nikolas not to. Nikolas would check in on him from time to time, but he knew Nikolas’s place was here in Port Charles. He spent a lot of time thinking about Valentin, dreaming about being a real grandfather to Charlotte. She says, as much as he dreamed about money and power. He says, what is money? What use is power if you can’t use it to improve the lives of your loved ones? She asks, what happened to the Victor Cassadine she used to know and hate? and he says, admittedly, he’s come to this appreciation of family rather late in life, but here and now, he’s more committed than she’ll ever know.

Alexis says she’s not going to be bullied by Smoltz, and he asks, who’s bullying? He’s a good writer with well-placed sources. She won’t be compromising herself by giving him a chance. She says, text her; make an appointment. He says she can’t blow him off that easily. She liked his revenge porn story enough to steal it. She thinks he’s a one hit wonder? He’ll just take his next pitch to the competition, and encourage his fellow journalists to do the same. She says, tell her when he comes across his next story. No promises.

Smoltz goes into the other room, and over to Michael and Willow’s table. Michael gets up, and Smoltz ducks and says, not the face. A little assault and battery humor. Kidding aside, there are plenty of witnesses here if Michael does come after him again. Michael says, all he wants to hit Smoltz with is an offer; have a seat. Smoltz tells him, so his attorney said when she set up this meeting. What has he got? Michael says, a mutually agreeable solution to their problem.

Carly says, Harmony went to bat for Nina over what? and Harmony says, over visitation with Wiley. Nina asked Harmony to appeal to Willow and Michael. In retrospect, she really wishes she’d said no. She felt she owed Nina. Carly says, for what? and Harmony says, as someone who doesn’t get much of a chance to see Wiley as well. She understood how Nina was feeling; they both love that little boy so much… Carly says, but now that Harmony has had time to think about it, she realizes Nina only uses people to get what she wants, and Harmony says, absolutely. She knows it’s best to just stay out of Nina’s affairs; getting involved has consequences. Carly thanks Harmony for telling her, and says, as for the job, Harmony can fill out an application online, and she’ll have her HR person flag the application. Harmony thanks her, and Carly says she’ll be in touch. As Harmony is leaving, her phone rings again

Nina asks, how does Nelle’s behavior have anything to do with her seeing her grandson? and Sonny tells her, he’s just saying maybe his family sees something of Nelle in her, and her in Nelle. She says she didn’t even get a chance to be able to raise her daughter, and she’s being blamed for how Nelle turned out? He tells her, he’s not saying it’s right. He’s saying maybe Michael believes it. She has to admit Nelle was capable of evil. She says, so Nelle was destined to be bad because of her DNA? and he says, it could show up in court, even if it’s not true. She’s nothing like Nelle. She says, thank you… I think, and he says, he sees all of her, and he’s thinking maybe Michael and Willow will too.  

Alexis asks if Carly is busy, and Carly says, she already told Alexis’s roommate she’d consider it. Alexis says, consider what? and Carly says, she’s not here about Harmony’s job? Alexis says, at Spring Ridge? and Carly suggests they start over again. What brings Alexis to her office? Alexis says she was offered a television spot to sit on a panel to discuss the article regarding Josslyn and Cameron. Carly says she knew it was getting traction, but didn’t know it was that much traction, and Alexis says, it’s a hot button issue, but if Carly thinks this will make Josslyn uncomfortable, she won’t do it. Carly says she can’t answer for Josslyn and Cameron, and Alexis says, then she’ll speak to them herself. As a courtesy, she wanted to run it by Carly first. Carly says, she appreciates it, and Alexis lingers. Carly asks if there’s anything else she can help Alexis with, and Alexis says, what is this about Harmony and a job?  

Smoltz says, their problem? Michael hit him, which makes the problem Michael’s. Harmony walks in, and Michael says, if the charges are brought to trial many months from now, his lawyer is confident she can prove undue provocation. When Commissioner Ashford is brought in to testify about the alleged attack, his lawyer will cross-examine her about how Smoltz sought him out, and made inflammatory remarks about his younger sister, a traumatized victim of revenge porn. Harmony comes by the table, and asks if she’s interrupting. She just thought she’d say hi. Willow suggests they give Michael and Smoltz a chance to talk, and tells Michael that she won’t be far if he needs her. She and Harmony leave, and Michael says, that’s if this even goes to trial. The DA might consider the case too weak and throw the charges out altogether. Smoltz suggests they talk about the civil suit he can file against Michael, and the damages he’ll get. Maybe Michael can advise him on which Caribbean island is best for the winter months. Michael asks if Smoltz can really afford ten, maybe twenty, years of litigation in civil court, because his lawyers can drag this out indefinitely, and trust him, Smoltz will go bankrupt before he ever sees a dime of Michael’s money.

Harmony asks Willow, what is it? and Willow says, Nina filed a petition for visitation. Harmony sighs, and says she didn’t think it would come to this. Does Willow think they can reach an agreement with Nina before they go to court? Willow says, no. They’re past that point; Nina has crossed too many lines. Any hope for a civil relationship is dead.

Nina thanks Sonny for seeing more of her than just her past. He says, she sees all of him, and she says she tries. He says she doesn’t just try; she does. She accepted his behavior when he’s been off on occasion. She got him through, and didn’t judge him. She asks if he finally wants to tell her what happened, and he says he walked into a punch. She asks if he’s sparring again, and he says, it’s good for the heart. She says, but it’s bad for the brain. He’s still bleeding. Let her take care of him. She gets a cloth and dabs at his wound, and he says, hurts so good. She asks if it hurts, but he says, she has a soft touch, and they kiss.

Jennifer asks how a nice cool shower sounds, and Valentin says, sounds refreshing. However, he prefers the delicious anticipation of waiting for her to return after her shower. She says, you French are such charmers, and he says, of course (🍷) he expects a moment by moment account, and she says, mon capitaine, you are a naughty one. He says, she has no idea, and she opens a wardrobe containing a safe. He watches as she opens the safe, and puts her jewelry inside. She tells him that she’ll be back two shakes. She goes into the bathroom, and he takes out a velvet pouch. She says she’s stepping into the shower, and he asks how the water is. She says, divine, and he tells her, describe everything, as he goes to the wardrobe and opens it. She says, first, her chest. She’s circling around her body, lathering her neck and arms; now her toes. He looks at the safe and hums.

Marshall says, all secrets are not created equal, and Trina says, but lying to protect a secret is never right. He says he’s no philosopher, but he believes certain lies are morally justified, and she tells him, who’s to say what’s immoral or not? He says, that’s a judgement call, and she says, her dad would agree with him. He had her believe he was dead, and she knows now he lied to protect her, but at the time, he broke her heart. He says, seems like her dad and him have a lot in common. Instead of saving their children from pain, they both inflicted it on them.

Stella thanks Portia for staying with her, and Portia says, her pleasure; of course (🍷). Curtis knocks, and asks if he’s invited back in. Stella tells him to come over and give her some sugar. He gives her a hug and kiss, and she asks if the doctor told him, there’s no need to fuss. He says, the doctor told him she’s not suffering from any physician conditions, but there’s definitely something going on. She says, it’s just stress, and he says, enough to cause heart palpitations? Something’s definitely got her rattled… or someone.

Alexis tells Carly, Harmony was her only friend in Spring Ridge; Harmony was her crutch. So if Carly wants her to give a recommendation, she can tell Carly that Harmony is very conscientious, and she’s a hard worker… and not good enough? Carly says, it’s not that, it’s just… Harmony told her that Nina got her to talk to Michael and Willow about visitation with Wiley. Alexis says she has an idea of how Carly feels about that, and Carly says she doesn’t like the idea of anyone forming an alliance with Nina. Alexis says, at least Harmony was honest about it, knowing it could cost her a job, and Carly says, but Harmony said something else that was really strange. She said she owed Nina. Alexis says, owed her what? and Carly says, maybe it doesn’t matter. Is Alexis saying Carly can trust her?

Harmony says, Willow is the most forgiving person she knows. There’s got to be hope for reconciliation between her and Nina. Willow says, not after all the harm Nina has caused; sleeping with Sonny, breaking up his marriage. And all the while, stringing Willow along with a promise of compromise about Wiley. Nina’s a narcissist. She’s selfish and self-serving. Willow doesn’t want her anywhere near Wiley. There’s no compromising on that. Harmony’s phone rings, and she takes a look, but doesn’t answer. Willow says, somebody wants to talk to her. Why is she ignoring it? You know, I can suspend my disbelief over things like Nixon Falls, but who on earth would ask that IRL?

Smoltz says, if he drops the charges, what does he get as thanks? and Michael says, an exclusive. Smoltz asks, how exclusive? and Michael says he just got served with notice that Nina Reeves, real estate heiress, Crimson editor, and convicted kidnapper, has petitioned for visitation with his son Wiley. Smoltz says, her grandson; that’s not news. Michael says, what he’s offering is an on the record account of Nina’s conflict with his family. Everything from her time in Nixon Falls to the present. And a little background to the abduction of Avery Corinthos. Smoltz says, now Michael’s got his attention.

Sonny and Nina continue to kiss, when Sonny’s phone rings. He picks it up, says, business associate, and puts it back down. Nina says, no, she thinks he should get back to work. She picks up her bag and coat, and says, like she told him, she wanted to alert him about the petition. He says he appreciates that, and she says, see him around. He says she can count on it, and she goes to the door. She turns back, and says, mend fences with Michael, even if it means siding against her in court. He says he’s on Wiley’s side, whatever’s best for him. She says, hopefully that includes having his grandmother in his life. He says, kids need all the love they can get. As a matter-of-fact, everybody needs all the love they can get. He smiles, and I like this Sonny.

Curtis asks if Marshall upset Stella, and she tells him, don’t be silly. He says, she and Marshall had an intense conversation earlier. If that bothered her, he needs to know. She says, it’s not his job to worry about her, but he says, it’s his job to protect his family… even if it’s from his own father.

Victor says, if he and Laura work together, combining her pragmatism with his imagination, they would be unstoppable. She says, to what end? and he says, the future; a better future. She says, it’s a shame Luke Spencer won’t be around to enjoy some of that better future, and he says, Luke’s passing is indeed a terrible tragedy. Laura’s phone dings, and she looks at it and frowns. Victor says, bad news? and she says, Doc can’t make lunch. He got called to a staff meeting. Victor says he’s sorry. He’d ask her to join him, but he’s pretty sure he knows what her answer would be. She says, good. Then he won’t be disappointed when she turns him down. He says, she does believe he cares for Nikolas and Spencer, doesn’t she? and she says, he may be sincere in wanting to do right by his family… He says, he senses a but coming, and she says, but it wouldn’t be him, would it? He’s the kind of guy who sees what he wants, and he goes and he gets it. No matter who or what is in his way.

Jennifer says, the showerhead tickles, and Valentin brings the pouch over to the safe. He starts putting in a combination, and says, is that a good thing or a bad thing? She says, so good. Is he sure he won’t join her. The combination doesn’t work, so he tries another, and she says, the water is wonderful. He says, just hearing her voice is driving him crazy, and he gets another dud. He keeps trying, and asks if she’s washing her hair, and she says she already did. The next combination doesn’t work, and he says, magnifique. She says she’s ready for him to towel her off.

Smoltz says, Michael wants a hit piece on Nina Reeves, and Michael says he wants to set the record straight about Nina’s erratic behavior. The damage she’s caused, the laws she’s broken, and the questionable judgement she’s shown. Smoltz says he’ll need more than a list of grievances, and Michael says, he’ll have enough material to write a dozen articles; sources, dates, and even the inside scoop on Nina’s relationship with his father. Smoltz says, if Michael’s got the goods, they’ve got a deal. This will be the feature of a lifetime, and he knows exactly who will run it. Speaking of running it, doesn’t Michael think he should run all this by Carly first?

Nina tells Sonny to put ice on his eyebrow, and stick to dancing. He asks if she knew that boxing and dancing are similar. You could easily be distracted, and if you mess with your footwork, you can get hurt. And they’re both contact sports, so you need plenty of practice. She tells him to call her if he needs a partner, and he says, for sparring? but she says, no. They’ve already fought enough in the ring, but if he wants to perfect his box step, she’ll leave room on her dance card.

Alexis gets a call from Smoltz, but ignores it. She says she can vouch for Harmony’s work ethic, but whether Carly hires Harmony is up to her. Carly thanks her, and also for telling her about Joss and Cam. Alexis has given her a lot to think about. Alexis says she’ll stay in touch, and leaves.

On the phone, Marshall asks Stella how she’s doing, and she says, apparently, it was a panic attack. He says, those panic attacks, they can be frightening, and she says, it got her thinking about all she’s been holding inside. He gets up, stepping away from Trina, and says, that was just what he was doing just now. It’s healthier to unburden oneself. She says, healthier for who? His confession won’t be good for the family Curtis is forming, or their place in it. He asks what she’s saying, and she tells him, if Curtis asks him more about his past, stick to his story.

In a private spot, Curtis makes a call. He says, it’s Curtis Ashford. He’d like to revisit their proposition.

Harmony says, it’s just telemarketers, and Willow asks if she’s sure. What if it’s important? Harmony says, they didn’t leave a voicemail, so… Her phone dings, and Willow asks if she isn’t the least bit curious. Harmony looks at the text on her phone: It’s Brendon. We meet or next I call your daughter.

Laura says, goodbye, Victor, and he says, at least he tried. He won’t press his cause further today. He’ll give her time to change her mind. She says, he may not have that time to give. In fact, his time is rapidly running out.

Jennifer says she guesses she has to dry herself off, and Valentin makes one last attempt. She says she’s going to slip into something he can slip her out of easily, and asks if they should order champagne. He finally gets the safe open, and says, voila! Absolutment. Champagne is a necessity. He is parched. Jennifer comes out, and asks what he thinks he’s doing.  

Tomorrow, Trina says, if she pleads guilty, this is all over; Willow tells Michael, their relationship with Harmony might work in their favor; Anna says, there’s something more than what meets the eye; and Curtis tells Selena, his term is non-negotiable.

🏥 How She’s Doing…

It’s not easy taking over for an already established character, so my hat’s off to her. That being said, I’m missing the old Trina. It’s not the new actress that I have issues with, but the way she’s being directed. The new Trina seems to be more passive in some way, and I’m not loving it.

🎥 Crushing It…

This sounds promising, and it’s free on TubiTV.com. I love that site. You can always find weird stuff there. Try Dinosaur Hotel while you’re there. If you like B-pictures, you won’t be sorry.

🗽 Boo Hiss…

Shame on the Housewives for not letting Eboni play their reindeer games. And contrary to what the article says, I did miss them having a Reunion. I was actually kind of pissed off that they didn’t. I also thought Eboni was a great addition to the cast. God forbid we should learn stuff.

https://ew.com/tv/eboni-k-williams-rhony-castmates-wouldnt-negotiate-future-with-her/

💣 Third Kill…

Another promising piece of entertainment. I would say, you can’t miss with that cast, but I saw Sphere in the movie theater. It’s 134 minutes of my life I can’t get back.

https://ew.com/movies/samuel-l-jackson-uma-thurman-reunite-the-kill-room/

🍩 Whatever Gets You Through the Night…

Hope to see you tomorrow for Friday’s wild card of soap, tea, insightful words, and an appropriate (or not) musical effort. Until then, stay safe, stay thirsty for knowledge, and stay knowing that boxing might be good for the heart, but it’s bad for the brain. So dance instead.

April 6, 2022 – Sonny Makes a Deal With Selena, Aspen Continues To Be Inflicted With the OC & Pieces

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Curtis says, Drew made it, and Drew says, of course (🍷) he did. It’s an honor to be included. He hugs Curtis and Portia, and Curtis says, welcome to their new home. Drew says he’s a little jealous he didn’t snatch it for himself, and Portia says, he’ll just have to settle with life at the Quartermaines. He says, their place doesn’t come with nosy cousins. Stella and TJ join them, and Stella says, Curtis and Portia will just have to settle for one nosey aunt instead. Curtis says, she said it, not him, and Drew says, it’s nice to see Stella again. She says, him too. She understands he’s been through a lot since she saw him last, and he says, things are definitely improving. He asks TJ how things are at the hospital, and TJ says he was just regaling his family on the ins and outs of an ACL repair. Stella says she definitely wants to hear more about it, especially the part where TJ might be closing in on a specialty. Trina comes in, and Drew asks Curtis how she’s doing. Curtis says he and Portia are going their best to support her, but those charges against her are insane. They’re going to have to fight like hell until it’s over. Drew says he’s sure it helps that the people close to her know the accusations are absolutely bogus, and Curtis says, unfortunately, the person Trina’s thinking about is the one person who hasn’t realized that yet.

Spencer punches the heavy bag, like he’s ever been at a gym before, and Sonny walks in. Spencer says he was just finishing up. Unless Sonny has more to say about his lecture; the company he keeps and all that. Sonny tells him, he said all he has to say, and Spencer leaves.

Laura says she certainly hopes Esme had nothing to do with this video of Josslyn and Cameron, and Esme says, of course (🍷) she didn’t. Why won’t anyone believe her? Nikolas comes in, and says, they just have to let the police investigation run its course. In the meantime, he’s keeping an open mind. Laura says, her son has extended his hospitality to Esme. She hopes Esme won’t betray that trust. Ava walks in, and says, they already know the answer to that, and Nikolas says, she’s back. She says, live and in person, and he says, she made her position on sharing a roof with Esme quite clear last night. Ava says, since then, she’s come to realize that some things are more important than her feelings about Esme. He says, what’s that? and she says, this is her damn house too.

At the MetroCourt, Victor sends a text: Get it done. There’s too much at stake. Yohan joins him, and says, Victor wanted to see him, and Victor says he wants Yohan to keep an eye on things in Port Charles, only for a week or two. Yohan asks where Victor is going, and Victor says he has some business to attend to overseas. Yohan says, he’s leaving town just as Kurt has been exposed. Doesn’t that look like he’s fleeing the country? Victor says, unless of course (🍷) that’s exactly what he’s doing.

Anna leaves a message for Valentin, saying, the last time they spoke, he said he was coming back to town shortly, and she was wondering if that’s still the plan. Could he call her maybe, or text? She has some things she needs to update him on before he comes back. She knocks on Sam’s apartment door, and Dante opens it, thanking her for coming. She says their message sounded urgent, and Sam says, they think they uncovered something that can prove Luke was murdered. Anna says, they have her attention, and Sam says, ever since she and Drew ran into Victor on the docks, she’s had Spinelli monitoring the dark web. Anna asks what he found, and Sam says, they’re working on the theory that Victor’s interest in Drew was somehow connected to Luke’s death. They’re trying to make sense of all of it right now. Dante says, they’re trying to connect the two crimes somehow. It didn’t make sense that Luke was murdered, Victor returns, and the Ice Princess is stolen. Anna says, the overlap is too much of a coincidence.

Yohan asks what Victor means, that’s what he’s doing? and Victor says he’s joking. Far from it. It’s legitimate business he has to take care of. He’ll be back before anyone even knows he’s gone. Yohan says, Mayor Collins, DA Scorpio, and Anna Devane all suspect they have something to do with the incident in Austria last December, and Victor says, but of course (🍷) they didn’t. He has a hunch the authorities will find someone who’s a much more credible suspect than either one of them.

Laura suggests she and Esme give Nikolas and Ava a few minutes to talk, and Ava thanks her, saying, they wouldn’t want to get the mother-to-be all worked up in her delicate condition. Esme says, turns out it was a false alarm. She’s not pregnant, but Spence’s grandmother was right. No doubt Ava and Nikolas have much to discuss. They leave, and Ava looks at Nikolas.

In the foyer, Spencer walks in, and Esme says, that was fast. He asks what they’re doing in the foyer, and Laura says, they’re giving his dad and Ava some privacy to talk. Esme asks where he was, and he says he was at the gym. She says, so that’s why he rushed out of here this morning; so he could get away from her?

Drew asks Curtis if there have been anymore updates about Marshall, but Curtis says, not since he found a hole in Marshall’s story. He asked Jordan to access some sealed arrest records, but she wasn’t going for it. He even reached out to Sonny; see if he could use his resources to get the job done. Drew says he hopes Sonny turned Curtis down, and Curtis says, as a matter-of-fact he did. Why does Drew make that sound like a good thing? Drew says, not exactly good or neutral, but organized crime has been trying to make inroads since Curtis has owned the club. Curtis doesn’t want to owe the mob any favors. Curtis flashes back to Selena approaching him about having no limits Texas Hold ‘Em in his back room, and Curtis agrees it’s probably best.

Selena walks into the gym, and says, no phones, no distractions. The pungent musk of testosterone, charming in its own way. Sonny asks what he can do for her, and she says she stopped by his office, but no one was there. She knew this place was right around the corner, so she took a gamble that he’d be here. He says he never took her for a gambling woman, and she says, it has its time, and its place. He says, is that why she wanted to see him? He likes to keep certain aspects of his life private. This is his boxing gym, if she knows what he means. So if she wants to make an appointment, they can have this conversation in his office. She says she’s happy to reschedule, but on her end, the newly appointed Police Commissioner Ashford has been taking notice of her comings and goings. It might arouse suspicion if she were to stop by his office with any frequency. Here, she’s just a professional, potentially interested in a membership to attend a self-defense class. He tells her, make it quick, and she says, her plan is to expand a fraction of her business in Port Charles, gaming mainly, which doesn’t conflict with any of Sonny’s business interests. She feels it’s been an underserved market since Luke Spencer moved away. She would start small, once she finalizes the location, provided of course (🍷) she secures his blessing first. He tells her, what if he says no?

Laura says she thinks it would be in Esme’s best interest not to lose her temper, because it looks like she and Spencer are going to be living here for a while. Esme says, of course (🍷) Laura is on Spence’s side, and Laura says, no; she’s on the side of keeping the peace. She’s just saying she thinks they all need to take a deep breath, and step back from this moment a little bit, okay? In fact, why don’t they join her and Doc for lunch? She thinks they should both get out of the house while Nikolas and Ava talk. Spencer thanks her for the kind offer, but says he thinks he and Esme have things to discuss as well, and Esme tells him, if you say so. Laura says, if they change their minds, they’re welcome to join her. She moves to hug Spencer, but he says he’s super gross, and she laughs, saying, it’s thoughtful of him. She loves him. Try to be kind to each other. Laura leaves, and he tells Esme, he left because he had a lot of thinking to do. She says she supposes they both did. They said some horrible things to each other over the last few weeks, because he’s fallen in love with another girl, or is he going to keep denying it?

TJ asks Trina how she is, and she says she’s compartmentalizing. Nothing’s really happening with her case today, so she’s just staying focused in the present. It is a housewarming party, right? He says, right, and she says, that’s what she’s supposed to say, but really she just wants to scream, she’s framed and she’s innocent. She wants to say that in person, on Twitter, on TikTok, but she can’t, because every time she says she’s innocent, people think somehow she might still be guilty. He says he gets it. He got accused of doing something he didn’t do, when he was her age actually. Not to the same degree to what she’s facing, but he knows what it’s like to be wrongly accused, and how being passionate about defending yourself can turn into this nonsensical feedback. She thanks him for saying that, and tells him, it’s so strange to find her life spiraling out of control when she didn’t do anything wrong.

Stella tells Portia that she and Curtis buying this house together really caught her by surprise. Back in her day, people didn’t move in together so quickly. Portia says, really? and Stella says, she’s not judging. Times change. At her age, you realize you have to seize your happiness where you can find it. Portia says, is that code for telling her maybe she’s happy for them? and Stella says she’s just reiterating what she told Portia over the holidays. She misjudged the connection Portia and Curtis have. It was just her projecting her concerns about Curtis moving on too quickly. He signed the divorce papers, and… Stella remembers putting the envelope in her purse, and Portia asks if she’s okay.

Anna says, very interesting Dante and Sam would make that connection, because Laura, Robert, and herself believe that the Ice Princess is connected to Victor’s return to town, and unfortunately, Luke’s death most likely. Dante says, according to his mother and Ned, Tracy was pretty blindsided when she found out her diamond was fake; that the real Ice Princess was swapped out before Luke was killed. Sam says, the simplest of theories, Luke was killed to prevent him from catching on to the swap, and Dante says, but that doesn’t explain the theft in the first place. No one steals the Ice Princess so they can put it in their own collection on display. They steal it so they can sell it to someone else. Sam says, unless they want to sell it for a whole lot of money, and Dante says, that’s when Spinelli got a hit this morning. Anna asks, what is it? and Sam brings her over to the laptop, and says, a black market auction. The description pretty much explains what it’s about. Anna reads, what remains of what was once the largest uncut diamond in the world, and says, they found it.

Nikolas says, Ava is right. This is her home as much as it is his, which is why he’s so glad she came around to the idea of remaining here. Despite her reservations about Esme, she has to look at the bigger picture. Whatever she may have done, she doesn’t deserve to be on the receiving end of Sonny’s wrath. Ava says, once again, he’s listening with his heart, instead of his ears, and he says, how so? She tells him, she never said she’d come around to anything. Esme is a liar and a cheat. She’s a conniving reptile, who framed Trina, who’s practically a daughter to her. She’ll never be okay with Esme living here, but she’ll be damned if she lets that off-brand sociopath drive her from her home and marriage.

Stella tells Portia, sorry; she got lost in thought. She’s glad Portia didn’t listen to her when she was being overprotective of Curtis. Portia says, for what it’s worth (🍷), she can certainly understand the impulse, and Stella says, she’s scared for Trina. Portia says, of course (🍷) she is. She’s worried Trina’s entire future will be completely destroyed, if not seriously tainted, over something she absolutely did not do. Stella says she knows as a parent, every fiber in Portia’s being wants to fix Trina’s problems, but there’s only so much you can do. And that feeling of helplessness makes it all the more terrifying. The doorbell rings, and Stella says she thought they were keeping this small; just Drew and family. Who did they invite? Curtis says, no one, and opens the door to find Marshall.

Selena tells Sonny that she must have gotten the wrong impression from their previous conversation. She thought he was on board with cooperation between their two families. He says he’s all for the spirit of cooperation, but they were discussing access to the docks. She never once brought up bringing gambling to Port Charles. She says, it’s an area where their family’s interests don’t overlap. They wouldn’t be in competition as he keeps his gambling interests off-shore. And as this is his territory, of course (🍷) she’d offer him a percentage of the profits. He says, sounds reasonable, but his term still stands; no drugs at all. She says, understood, and he says he’ll let her know about his other terms, but let him say one thing. If he finds out there’s any drugs, or anybody dealing drugs during the games, he’ll shut it down. No second chances. She says she agrees to his terms, and thinks they have a deal. He holds out his hand, and they shake.

Anna says, this diamond up for auction has to be the Ice Princess, and Dante says, they just have to figure out who’s selling Luke’s prized possession. Sam says, maybe the same person who killed Luke, and Anna says, whoever that person is, she believes it’s going to lead them right back to Victor. Sam says they’re going to have to prove they’re in possession of the necessary funds before they make a bid, or they’re not going to get the location of the auction. Anna says, they do that partially because they want to weed out any law enforcement, and Dante says, not much point in showing them their bank accounts. Anna says, when Duke died, he left her a rather large sum of money, which she’s always felt uncomfortable spending because of the ambiguous ways it was acquired. She put some aside for Robin’s education, and the rest she turned into cryptocurrency in case one day she ever had to investigate cyber-crimes. Sam says, it’s totally up to Anna, and Anna says, unless the meet the threshold, they’re not going to be invited to this auction, and she can tell them, the Ice Princess will bring some pretty unsavory characters out of the woodwork. They should do it. Sam says, okay, and starts typing.

French Polynesia. Jennifer Smith sits at a tiki bar, on the phone and sipping a drink. Obviously talking to a partner, perhaps romantic, she says she shouldn’t be much longer. She has very important business to attend to.

Curtis asks what brings Marshall by, and Marshall says he heard they were having a housewarming to celebrate their new home. He hands Curtis a bottle of wine, and asks if he got the wrong date. TJ says he invited grandpa to join, since it’s mainly a family gathering. Curtis says, come on in, and Stella and Marshall acknowledge each other.

Spencer says, his feelings for Trina are complicated, and Esme says, let her see if she has this straight. His feelings for Trina are complicated, so he simplifies things by believing the worst in her. She guesses so he can believe the best in Trina. But now what? He knows she’s not the one responsible for that horrible video. Does that mean there’s a path forward for them? Or she can just leave Port Charles. She can just hope the executor of her trust fund takes pity on her, so that just maybe she can walk away with enough money for a plane ticket and an apartment somewhere on the continent, because now that there’s no baby, there doesn’t seem to be anything keeping them together. She starts to walk out, but he grabs her arm, and says, wait.

Portia asks if Trina is feeling okay; is she eating? Trina says, she’s embarrassed about what has her down the most. Joss and Cam think she’s innocent, Portia and her dad know she’s innocent, Ava does too, and she’s even starting to get the feeling Commissioner Ashford knows in her heart that she’s innocent. Portia says, that should make Trina feel more loved and supported, and Trina says, it does, but why can’t she stay focused on that? Why is she stuck on this one person who thinks she’s guilty. The way Spencer looked at her in the interrogation room… It really hurt her when he asked if she was the one who betrayed Joss and Cam. Portia says, part of growing up is learning the pain of putting your faith in someone who doesn’t give it back to you. She knows it hurts like hell, but it’s also going to teach her who her true friends are in this life. Trina says, it’s funny, because she doesn’t think Spencer really believes she’s guilty. She thinks he wants to believe it, so he can make his messed up situation with Esme easier accept. But that’s always been Spencer’s problem. He wants to do what’s right, but when it really matters, he does what’s easy.

Yohan tells Victor, the more he knows, the more he can help him, when Laura walks in. She heads for the bar, and Victor says, that’s a very kind offer, but in this case, the less Yohan knows, the better. Will Yohan excuse him? At the bar, Laura asks Trish for an ice tea, and Victor approaches. He says, dining alone? but she says, no. She’s meeting her husband for lunch; he’s just running late. He says, patient in distress? and she says, none of his business. He says, since Doc is delayed, perhaps he can offer her a drink, but she says she doesn’t think there’s a martini dry enough to make that offer enticing. He says, ouch; that hurt. She says she knows he heard from Spencer regarding Esme’s possible pregnancy – she’s not, by the way. He says, that’s certainly a relief, but what exactly did he say to Spencer that upset her so much? She says, he offered to handle it for Spencer, and he says he’s sure she’ll agree that Spencer, although a fine young man, is hardly mature enough to raise a child on his own. Unless of course (🍷) it’s okay with Laura that Spencer and Esme are tied to each other for the rest of their lives.

Jennifer says she knows he doesn’t see the value in this auction. It seems wasteful to spend the millions they’ve acquired thus far on something so extravagant. But this belonged to her dear, dead ex-husband, and though she is committed to moving on with her life, she does owe it to him, and to herself… To make sure his most treasured possession stays with someone who cared deeply about him. The Ice Princess simply belongs with me… I mean, us.

Sam says, all they have to do is wait and see if they’re admitted to the auction, and Dante asks if Anna is okay. She says, yeah. Luke was so instrumental in bringing Duke home, she’d like to think wherever Duke is, he’s smiling because his estate is going to a good cause. Dante says she’s putting up a fortune in crypto. Before they go ahead, she should think about the fact this might not have to do with Luke’s death or Victor Cassadine. Anna told them that the inspector was some fanatical true believer of some cause. Anna says, committed to the point of taking his own life. Whatever the inspector believed, he thought his goals were noble and justified to orchestrate this horrible tram car crash that cost so many people their lives. Sam says, the theft of the Ice Princess could have been motivated financially, don’t they think? And not politically? Dante says, or they go hand in hand. Or maybe Victor was exploiting the true believer for his own cause. The sale of the Ice Princess could fund Victor’s belief or cause for a lifetime. Not that he’d let on having a belief other than in himself or his family. Anna says, that they know of.

Marshall says he knows he hasn’t given Drew an answer about the position Drew offered him. He hopes Drew doesn’t think he’s stringing him along. Drew asks if Marshall minds him asking what the delay’s about, and Marshall says, his band picked up more gigs. He started to wonder if being a jazz concierge for Aurora might become a conflict of interest. The last thing he wants to do is keep the job from somebody else who might need it more than him. Drew says, they’re still interviewing other candidates, but keep him posted. Drew excuses himself, and Marshall tells Curtis that he has some nice friends, and a really nice partner. Curtis says he’s a lucky man. In fact, he and Portia were thinking about taking a vacation after they settled in the house, but he guesses all that will have to wait until the situation with Trina is resolved. Marshall says, Curtis has to take care of his family; he has to put them first. Don’t make the mistake he did. Where were they planning on going? Curtis says, Portia has always wanted to go to Buenos Aires; has Marshall been there? Marshall says, yeah, that was a long time ago. He’s sure the city’s changed since he’s been there. if Curtis will excuse him for a second, he’s got to check out that view. Marshall goes out on the patio – where there are an awful lot of trees for it being a beach house – and takes out his pill bottle. Stella comes out, and asks what he thinks he’s doing.

Stella asks if Marshall thinks it’s wise to be popping those pills so openly, and he says, Curtis is already aware of his heart medication; that’s all these are. She says she had to wonder if it’s something else. He’s taking a big chance that could make the truth come out. Marshall says he wouldn’t do that, and she says, listen to her. She’s in this way too deep to go back on her word to Ilene now, and she needs to know that this will not blow up in her face. Her relationship with Curtis, with her family, cannot be collateral damage. He says he appreciates all she’s done for Curtis during his absence, but if anyone is Curtis’s or TJ’s family, it’s him. He goes back inside.

Selena says she was sorry to hear about Sonny’s divorce from Carly, but he says, let’s not go there. She says, family is so important, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be a huge disappointment. She has a few in her own family whose loyalty leaves much to be desired; that’s why their chosen families are so important. He says, this is as good a segue as any. He found Jason’s successor. Brick is going to be serving as second in command. He’s going to be doing Jason’s day to day management. Selena says she’s quite fond of him. This is good news, especially given the rumblings she’s been hearing – no doubt he has as well – about a new family that’s been amassing power on the west coast under radar.

Jennifer says, beyond the sentimental value of the Ice Princess, acquiring it will send a message to the entire underworld that they’re a major force to be reconned with, which will enable them to expedite and expand their program and operations at a much brisker pace than they originally planned. They’ve already expanded through much of the west coast without drawing too much attention from the other families. If she wins this auction, it will only be a matter of time before they can start moving east, and strike right at the heart of Port Charles.

Anna says, they placed Victor’s assistant Yohan in Austria at the time of the tram car crash, and he has shown undying loyalty to Victor; far more than salary alone would justify. Sam says, it depends on how big his salary is, and Dante says, maybe they have to figure out what’s near and dear to old Yohan. The laptop beeps, and Sam says, their crypto account passed the test. They’ve been invited to join the auction of the Ice Princess.

Laura says she doesn’t want to get into this with Victor, especially in public. He asks if she can honestly fault him for trying to look out for a family member’s needs; offering to take care of this problem? She says she knows too well what it means for a Cassadine to handle a situation like this, and she’d like something better for those two kids, and for Nikolas.

Nikolas says, so Ava hasn’t had a change of heart? and she says, no, but she’ll do whatever’s necessary to protect those she cares about. That includes protecting him from his own worst instincts. If anybody gets kicked to the curb, it’s going to be Esme, not her. He says, kicking Esme out isn’t an option since Ava decided to sic Sonny on her. She knew damn well what Sonny is capable of if he believes someone hurt his family. She asks if he’s forgotten what she’s capable of; what he’s capable of? Or has he already rewritten their history into some sweet fairytale? He’s so much smarter than this, and honestly, it pains her to see he’s fallen for this poor abandoned waif act. He asks if this is looking out for him and Trina, or is this her keeping a promise to his mother? Because his mother wants her to look out for him, since he’s so naïve and doesn’t know better? It’s so insulting. She says they can go back and forth like this much as they want, but really it comes down to this. As long as he’s choosing to protect Esme, they won’t be sharing a bed. He asks if that’s an ultimatum, and she says, what if it is? He says, then let him remind her, he doesn’t respond well to ultimatums.

Sonny tells Selena, Brick mentioned something months ago about a rival family on the west coast. He hasn’t heard anything since. She says, in her experience, people who can amass power under the radar do the most damage. They’re not their problem today, but one day, they will be. He says he guesses it’s good they’re in the same corner, and she says he has her word that she’ll keep him in the loop with whatever she hears, if he does the same. He says, deal, and she says, deal. Enjoy the rest of his day. She leaves, and he shakes his head.

Drew says he’s happy for Curtis and Portia. He has to get going, but the place is so beautiful. Curtis says he’ll walk Drew out. As Drew leaves, Stella comes back in not looking so well. Portia says, before anyone else leaves, why don’t they take a family photo? Their first get together in their new home. TJ says they’ll use his phone, and Portia brings Trina over. Stella is hanging around he buffet table, and Portia asks what she’s doing. Get over here, and get in this picture. Stella looks at them, her vision goes blurry, and she collapses.

Ava says, so that’s it; Nikolas won’t listen to reason. He says, neither one of them is listening to reason. She’s ignoring evidence and trusting her gut, and he’s trusting his. She says, the way she sees it, he’s trusting a girl who torched her car, who stalked and terrorized her. They all know how twisted Esme’s mind is. She trusts Trina with all her heart, and he says, he’s not saying Esme is completely innocent; far from it, but the evidence is pointing to Trina, not Esme. She says, evidence can be planted; they both know that. He says, Spencer wants to protect Esme, and he wants to stand by his son. Don’t put him in a position where he has to choose her or his son. He’s already done that once, and it didn’t turn out too well. Don’t back him into that corner again. She says, there’s nothing left to discuss, and he says, so that’s it? Nothing has changed since last night? She came all this way to tell him she’s not moving back? She says, no. She said they won’t be sharing a bed as long as Esme is here. However, Windymere belongs to her too, and she’s not letting Esme take it away from her. There are plenty of guest rooms and cottages on the property for her to stay in and keep an eye on things. At least until he opens his.

Esme suggests they just rip off the Band-Aid and be done with it, but Spencer says he doesn’t want her to leave. She says she doesn’t want to leave, but she doesn’t want to be roommates. She wants to be them again. He says he’s not there yet, but if she stays, they can figure it out. One step at a time. He hugs her.

Victor tells Laura, he wants more for Nikolas and Spencer. More than he was offered by his family. She says, if he’s going for sympathy, he’s wasting his time. He says he knows she thinks he’s heartless, but she’s mistaken. He cares deeply about what the next generation is going to have to endure. They both want to leave them a better world. They might differ in their methods, but surely their interests are aligned. She says, she may need that drink after all and will he stop calling her Shirley. He says he means it. He’s deadly serious. Just think about this possibility. Imagine a world where they stop being enemies, and instead, they work together toward a common goal.

Sam says, the auction is being held at a hotel in French Polynesia, and Anna asks Sam to send her the address. She has a WSB agent who will get her there undetected. In the meantime, why doesn’t Sam have Spinelli do a deep dive on Yohan? See what they can turn up. She’ll be in touch. Dante tells her to be careful. She’s going into a den of millionaires, mobsters, and megalomaniacs. She says she’ll do her best. In the hallway, she leaves Valentin another message. She says she’s going out of town, so she won’t be here when he comes back. She has to be honest. She’s starting to get worried about the fact that he’s completely unreachable.

Jennifer says she’ll let him know how it goes, every detail. She hangs up, and sips her drink. She tells the bartender that she’s ready for another, and he says she’s got it. A man says, s’il vous plait, madame’s next drink is on me. It’s Valentin, wearing a moustache and naval officer uniform, and he asks if this chair is taken.

Tomorrow, Curtis says, call 9-1-1; Michael says, the only thing he wants to hit Smoltz with is an offer; Valentin romances Jennifer; and Sonny tells Nina, defense is easier when you see the hit coming.

The Real Housewives of Orange County

Noella says, Heather saying she hurt her feelings hit her hard. Gina and Emily stand on the stairs listening, and Noella says, she apologizes if she said anything that hurt Heather’s family. Heather doesn’t say anything, and Noella asks if Heather is receiving that or even heard it. Heather says, it’s not how she feels about what Noella said, but what Noella said. She feels for what Noella is going through, so when things have come up, she’s let them go. But at some point, Heather’s family and life are more important to her than whatever Noella is going through. Gina and Emily go to the kitchen, and have chicken salad with Shannon. Noella asks if Heather put her hands on a crew member, and Heather says she didn’t touch anyone. Noella can keep going there, but she said Heather was slamming people up against the wall, and she saw it. Noella doesn’t recall saying that, and Heather says, she admitted to the girls that she lied, and didn’t see anything. We flash back to that, and Heather says she can’t do this with Noella anymore. In Gina’s interview, she says she can’t express how happy she is to be having a conversation about chicken salad with Shannon as opposed to the alternative, fighting in the other room. Noella says she did follow Heather down the staircase, and Heather says she’s done. In her interview, Gina says, maybe Heather and Noella should have some chicken salad. It promotes friendship. Heather says, Noella is a liar and a thirsty girl; she’s done. She walks to the kitchen, and Noella says she’s shocked Heather knows what thirsty means. I guess the implication is that Heather is old, but she does have a few young kids. Noella joins everyone, and says, it couldn’t be resolved. Her apology isn’t enough; she’s a pathological liar and just makes things up. Heather says, that’s a different diagnosis, and in Gina’s interview, she says, the altitude combined with the alcohol, makes chicken salad the only conversation she can have. Gina suggests Noella just say she was wrong and apologize, but Heather says, she can’t. Shannon says she’s going to bed. She literally had two hours sleep.

Gina calls Travis, and tells him, it’s stunningly beautiful, and they have a chef. She’s suffering. In her interview, she says, Mark, Chef Leigh, and Landon are a dream team. They handle everything, and all she has to do is chew, swallow, and digest. Travis tells her that he’s the staff at home. Landon makes a drink for Noella, and Gina doesn’t think it’s wise to give Noella vodka and a bow and arrow, as they’re going for an archery lesson. In Emily’s interview, she says, she’s glad they decided on archery. Shannon had talked about going to a gun range, and Shannon with a gun and her erratic hands – we flash back to Shannon flailing around – are not safe for anyone. Landon brings Noella a bloody Mary and a bowl of fruit, saying it will make her day better. Noella calls her friend Keni, who looks like she’s had way too many lip injections, and says, they’re doing archery. She doesn’t think she should be with weapon right now, so she’s having breakfast in bed. Yesterday was a great day, everyone was bonding, and Heather came after her, calling her a liar, and screaming at her in a crowded restaurant. I wonder how she’ll justify her exaggerating after seeing the show, but I’m sure she’ll find a way, whether it makes sense or not. Heather tells Emily and Gina that Noella is a prevaricator, and has to explain that the word means liar. Noella tells Keni, what she said about Heather was out there and it was her karma. When she said that to Heather, Heather told Noella, all the things that were going on in her life, like her divorce and her son’s autism, were her karma. She cries, and says, it’s so disgusting. In Noella’s interview, she says, it’s a new low for Heather Dubrow. She didn’t think Heather could get any lower. Keni says she wishes she could be there with Noella, and Noella says, it’s high school with wrinkles. Heather tells Emily and Gina, if it wasn’t so irritating, it would be fascinating, and Noella tells Keni, since she’s all about the truth, it must be annihilating for Heather. I’m not so sure Noella inhabits the same planet as the rest of us.

It’s time for archery, and Shannon has a whole outfit to go with it. In Heather’s interview, she says she’d love to see Shannon’s closet. Shannon likes to dress up, and she wonders what Shannon and John do at home. In Shannon’s interview, she says, she doesn’t know if Noella should join the group today. Every time she’s with them, someone comes after her. Maybe she needs a break. Noella has been through a lot; let her rest. In the limo bus, Emily tells Gina that if Noella doesn’t come to this, she won’t be going to the next thing, since they’re going directly there. In Gina’s interview, she says, Noella says she wants to be part of the group, and now she’s locking herself in her room. Heather says, she and Noella can’t agree to disagree about this, and Jen repeats what she says. In her interview, Emily says, Jen doesn’t have many original thoughts. She follows Heather around, and parrots what Heather says. She just repeats everything. We flash back to several instances, and I’d never noticed it before, but she does, and it’s weird.

In Noella’s interview, she says, with everything she’s going through, she feels disconnected from the things that make her feel safe. She misses her kids and wants to be home, and she’s mourning the loss of her father. She got an email with the final divorce papers, and she was reading through it. There were things she hadn’t thought about, like the destruction of their embryos. She can’t catch a break or her breath. She needs a time out from life. She goes to the creek, and in her interview, she says, her father would have loved it. She misses him, and it’s the first time she’s connected to that feeling. She scream/cries.

They get to the archery range, where they meet their instructor Douglas, who is a master fischel, whatever that is. He says, they’ve come to be warriors, and to learn the way of the bow. They do breathing exercises, and Emily gets a bullseye with her first shot. Shannon does too, and Emily gets another. They shoot at balloons, and in Gina’s interview, she says, Emily is crushing the activities game. She was a badass with horseback riding. If it comes to a Hunger Games situation, she’s glad Emily’s on her side. In Emily’s interview, she says she’s excited about their trip to the mine. If you want to learn things, you do the weird underground things, like seeing the mine, not go shopping at Louis Vuitton. The women decide to meet at the house for lunch later.

Gina and Emily decide to fetch Noella, and Gina says, if Noella wants to have fun, she’ll have fun, but she’s not Noella’s therapist. She knows Noella is feeling a lot, but she’s not going there, and Emily says, neither is she. On the ride to the mine, Emily brings along food, saying, archery made her hungry. In Noella’s interview, she says, they have zero interest in seeing how she is. Just a, how are you, how was your day? would go a long way. She’s gluing a smile on her face. They arrive at Clark Tunnel, where guide Jay says he’s going to give them the smuggler’s mine tour. In her interview, Noella says, she and Emily don’t have a good track record with going in cave like structures, and we flash back to the sweat lodge. She says, at least the temperature is more to her liking. Emily asks if anyone has died in the mine, and Jay says, yep. She asks if he’s seen any ghosts, but he says, nope. Noella says, there must be a ghost if someone died here, and Gina says she should have brought her demon dust. In her interview, she says, she acquired the demon dust when getting her demon extraction. It’s basically her saying, it’s cool you’re here, but eat that bitch not me. Thank you. Emily forgets to duck, and whacks her head. Jay says, back in the day, the average minor was 5’4” to 5’6”, and does a mining demonstration.

The others go on hike, and visit a footbridge. They sit by the creek, and now I notice how Jen repeats what Heather says. Heather says she’s happy, and Jen says she’s happy. Shannon says she feels conflicted. Emily has a large part in stirring things up. Jen asks, how? and Shannon says, she brings stuff up that’s controversial, and puts people on the spot. We flash back to Emily asking if Shannon is jealous of Gina, and Shannon says she understands that Gina and Emily have a close relationship, but Emily repeats whatever she hears. We flash back to Emily telling Gina that Shannon said Gina should – all together now – put a pin in it. Shannon says, Emily doesn’t have to report back about everything, and in Heather’s interview, she wonders if Emily is a sh*t stirrer or truth teller. You can look at it either way. Shannon says, what’s really bothering her is that she and Emily weren’t close, but they bonded in Cabo, and it’s so frustrating. In Shannon’s interview, she says, she and Emily have come to a good point in their friendship, but it took work. We flash back to the Tamra days when they weren’t so friendly, and Shannon says, there doesn’t need to be drama or posturing, It becomes dinner conversation for people. Heather asks how she’s going to shut it down, and Shannon says, she wants to have a talk with Emily. She reached out to Gina, and when Gina is ready, they’ll talk, but she’s going to talk to Emily

Shannon, Heather, and Jen are having champagne and the best chicken ever, when Emily, Gina, and Noella get back. Heather says, the canaries made it out alive, and Noella tells Shannon about having a breakdown at the creek, in a good way. It was a memorial to her dad. Emily says she wants to take a nap, and Shannon asks if they can talk first. They go outside, and Shannon says, some of the things they talk about get misconstrued and put out there. She doesn’t want any negative stuff in her life. The thought of negativity is exhausting. Emily says she’s confused. If Shannon is in a good place, why does she say negative things about Gina? Shannon says, that’s between her and Gina, but Emily says, she and Gina are close, and it’s her business too. Shannon says she does understand, and Emily says, she knows no one’s perfect, and she’s not a perfect person. Shannon says she doesn’t want her and Gina’s issues to affect her friend friendship with Emily, but Emily says, it doesn’t. She apologizes if Shannon feels she did something hurtful; it wasn’t her intention. Shannon says, same. None of them intend on hurting anyone. In Emily’s interview, she says, it’s not as easy of a friendship as with Gina or Heather. It’s more challenging, but she’s willing to put forth the extra effort to navigate a friendship with Shannon. She thinks it’s worth it. She tells Shannon that she wants to build a friendship, and Shannon says she thinks they have an opportunity to wear the bear suit. In Shannon’s interview, she says, there’s only one person in this group who would put a bear costume on to scare the women, and that’s Emily. She’s brought two of them, and they sneak around getting them ready.

Noella calls mom Nancy from the hot tub outside her room. She tells Nancy about finalizing the divorce details. Where there was so much love and joy, now she’s just putting her name a contract with their life itemized. It’s like another death. In Noella’s interview, she says, it’s a scary journey to be walking, but she’s ready to walk through it, and put James in the past. She tells Nancy that her girlfriends will be jealous. It’s the fastest divorce in California history. Emily goes to her room, where Gina and Heather are hanging out on the bed. Heather says she wants to have fun, so if something comes up, squash it; walk away. Emily says she and Shannon are fine. She apologized, and said she didn’t mean to hurt Shannon. Heather says, see how easy it is? and in Gina’s interview, she says, it seems weird that Shannon understands Emily’s point-of-view, when she seems incapable of understanding Gina’s. She thinks Shannon has something more personal against her. She tells Emily and Heather that she just wants Shannon to acknowledge her feelings, and take accountability. It triggers her, and she doesn’t want to say something she’ll regret. They all say, not tonight

Emily has a huge bruise from archery, and I’m surprised no one got a feather slice through their finger, a typical injury for novices. They find out bluegrass band Oak Range are going to play a private concert for them, and Noella tells the story of the finalization email, and how it went through every bullet point. Gina says, it’s the fastest divorce ever, and in Gina’s interview, she says, she’s pumped for Noella to close this chapter, and most important, she’ll STFU about her divorce. It’s a win-win for everybody. The band plays outside, and Emily and Shannon slip out. In Shannon’s interview, she says, two bears are better than one. Who better to don a bear costume with her than Emily? She hopes there are no bear traps out there. They dress up, and in Emily’s interview, she says, she appreciates Shannon’s effort to add the reality with bear sound effects coming from her bra, but if they want to scare the women, why are they walking out into a highly lit backyard? The costumes look pretty unrealistic, and no one is scared. Shannon says, it was a bust, but Noella says, it was awesome. In her interview, Gina says she’s sure the band is saying WTF? Shannon and Emily dance around in their costumes, and in Noella’s interview, she says, she knows where this is heading. She knows Gina’s behavior. She drinks too much and loses her effing mind. Noella needs to get herself away from it.

They go in for dinner, and Emily asks what everyone’s first jobs were. This goes well until Noella doesn’t remember Gina’s friend Tatiana. Gina says Noella spent a long time with Tatiana and it bothers her that Noella doesn’t remember meeting her. Noella says, it’s not that deep, but Gina says Noella should know more than she knows. Gina gets up, saying, she’s done, and in Emily’s interview, she says, Gina is overreacting, but she knows Gina well enough to know that superficial things that upset her have a deeper root. She asks if Gina wants some cobbler. Shannon tells Noella that she cares, and Noella says she feels bad. She doesn’t feel supported or respected. Shannon gives Noella a hug, and in Shannon’s interview, she says, this is supposed to be the time for Noella to mourn her father’s death, but she doesn’t feel she’s in a safe space to let out her feelings. Noella says, technically, it’s been the best ladies trip so far. Gina can’t believe Shannon is still being supportive of Noella, and Shannon says she’s just trying to get to a calm point. Noella was blindsided by her father’s death. Gina says, sh*t happens, and in her interview, Shannon says, did Gina just say sh*t happens? They’re talking about somebody dying. She doesn’t know what to say. She tells Gina that she’s just trying to be nice, and in Gina’s interview, she says, Shannon is being nice, so three years from now, she can say, remember when everyone was against you and I got them off your back when you were going through a horrible time? Shannon likes to be there when people are down, but when you’re up, she wants to drag you back down. Gina says, no matter how awful it’s been, she’s never acted like that. Noella is getting a very large check. It’s not the worst thing in world, and she doesn’t have any sympathy.

Next time, the season finale, a rock concert, Noella tries to take her rings off, Shane and Emily renew their vows, and Shannon asks Gina, how dare she?

✈️ Oh Babe, I Hate To Go…

Pop in tomorrow for soap and to see what else I can dig up. Until then, stay safe, stay choosing long term goals over short term satisfaction, and stay doing what’s right when it really matters, not what’s easy.

April 5, 2022 – Spencer Confronts Sonny, Marge Sr.’s 75th Birthday Bash, Grammy Talk & License

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

At the gym, Sonny tells Dante, he’s not looking for any specifics. It’s just when he looks into Esme, Sonny wants to know… Dante says he can’t tell Sonny anything, and Sonny says he’s not asking Dante to, but when he does look, he wants Dante to see the whole picture. Brando walks in wearing a suit, and Sonny asks, what’s this get-up? The wedding already happen? Brando says, yeah, and hugs Sonny. Dante says he heard; congratulations. He shakes Brando’s hand and asks where’s his invite? Brando says, it was a short list, and Dante asks, what’s Brando doing? This doesn’t exactly look like gym attire. Brando says he’s heading to The Savoy; big day for his wife.

Lucy, Sasha, Maxie, and Brook walk into The Savoy, which is decorated for their party. Sasha says, how great Lucy looked ringing the bell on Wall Street today, and Lucy says, they all looked great, but they also looked gorgeous, and powerful, and successful. She does admit, she looked pretty spectacular ringing that bell. Maxie says, it was even better flying home. How great was it that one of their investors lent them his private plane? Brook says, it was unbelievable, and thanks them for including her on the trip and letting her stand up there with them when they rang the bell. It’s a big deal. Maxie says, they’re a big deal. She knows Brook isn’t a partner, but nobody would know how fabulous Deception is if it wasn’t for her. Lucy says, exactly. That makes her invaluable. Sasha says, it’s been a rough year, but through it all, they stayed committed to Deception, and Maxie says, and now, they reap the rewards.

Elizabeth is about to go upstairs, when she hears something. She comes back, and the lights go out. She sees a man’s figure in the shadows, and says, what do you want? He says, don’t forget me, and she asks who he is. She wakes up on the couch. She looks around, and says, okay. It was just a hell of a dream. She gets up, and looks at the drafting table, seeing a painting of the beach with the words DON’T FORGET ME painted over it in red. She touches the paint, and sees it’s fresh.

Scotty asks Ava why they’re eating at Charlie’s instead of Windymere. She knows how he likes the brisk ride out there, and the fresh orange juice, and the fancy frittatas. She says she stayed in town last night, and he asks, is there trouble on Spoon Island? She says, trouble with a capital E.

Spencer pours coffee, when Esme walks in. He asks how she’s doing. He was just about to bring this up to her room. She says, tired, and sits next to him. He asks if she wants any breakfast, and she says, no food, just coffee. He says, the usual? Cream and two sugars? She says, it’s nice of him to still wait on her, especially since they know she’s not pregnant after all.

At Kelly’s, Laura tells Finn, Elizabeth means a great deal to her, and she’s glad Elizabeth has Finn in her life, especially with what she and the boys are going through right now. He says he’s helping her as much as she’ll let him. Of course (🍷) Elizabeth’s first reaction is to try and do everything on her own.

Aiden calls downstairs to Elizabeth that he can’t find his P.E. clothes, and she tells him to check in the laundry room. She tries to hide the painting, but Jake comes down and asks what she’s doing. He says, it happened again? and she stops him from reaching for the painting. He says, don’t forget me? She says she doesn’t want him to worry about this, but he says he’s not a kid anymore. He should know if someone broke in. Aiden joins them, and says, someone broke in again? She says she doesn’t know what happened. Hopefully, the police will be able to tell them. Jake says, and if they can’t? and she says she’ll deal with it. Jake says, by herself? and she says, she’ll do anything to protect them, even if she has to do it alone. Jake says she doesn’t have to, and takes out his phone. She asks who he’s calling.

Ava tells Scotty, her husband has not only invited his son to live with them at Windymere, he’s seen fit to invite Spencer’s now ex-girlfriend. He says, the famous Esme? and she says, he’s met her? He says, no, but his client Trina has given him an earful, and she says, right now, at this very moment, Esme is likely propping her feet up on Ava’s furniture, and nibbling Scotty’s fancy frittatas. The best part, she may be nibbling for two. He asks if she’s saying that Esme is having a little baby Cassadine, when Laura comes in and says, what? For the love of God, please tell her that she misheard them.

Esme says she has a confession to make, and Spencer says, what’s that? She says, last night, when the pregnancy test came up negative, she was worried he’d kick her out. He says he told her that he wouldn’t, and she says, that was before they knew the truth, and once they found out, she guesses she just got scared. Maybe this was a mistake. Maybe she should just leave and take her chances on the mainland with Sonny. Nikolas walks in, and asks why she’d be leaving.

Brando tells Sonny and Dante, Deception is going public today, so they’re throwing a launch party at The Savoy, and watch how the stock performs. The celebration’s all day; they should stop in. Dante says, that’s huge news, and Sonny says, he must be proud of Sasha. Brando says, more than anything. He’s just happy to see something good happen to her. After all that’s happened, Sasha deserves it.

Nina tells Sasha, this is a great party, and asks how it feels. Sasha says, surreal, but good surreal, and Nina says, get used to it. She has a feeling this is just the beginning. Anna and Felicia have champagne with Maxie, and Anna says she must be so proud. Maxie says she didn’t do it on her own, and Anna says, but no one else here is Felicia’s daughter. Felicia says, or Anna’s goddaughter. Maxie went from assistant at Crimson to an equity partnership with a company on the New York Stock Exchange. She’s in awe. Anna says, she’s British and they don’t do awe, but… and Maxie says, in that case, to awe.

Curtis tells Lucy that he’s honored they chose The Savoy to launch their IPO, and Gladys looks at her clipboard. She says, they have a very select group. With the exception of Brando, all of their guests are here. Brook asks why Selena Wu is crashing their event, but Gladys says, she isn’t crashing; she’s on the list. Selena comes over, and says, what an auspicious occasion. Brook says, what an honor. How is it she’s here? Maxie says, she’s on the guest list, and Selena says, all major investors were invited, so here she is. Curtis asks if she’s saying she bought a stake in Deception, and she says, almost from the beginning. It only took a little patience. When she sees a good investment, she goes for it.

Laura asks if Ava is saying Esme is pregnant, and Ava says, a mere possibility. At least that’s what she gathered before she walked out on Nikolas. Laura says, what? and Ava tells her, she said either Esme had to go or she did, and Esme’s there and she’s here, so… Laura says, oh my God. What is he thinking? and Ava says she has no idea, but please feel free to get all the gory details from her son. Laura says, believe her, she will, and walks out. Scotty says he almost feels sorry for Nikolas, and Ava says she doesn’t. Let’s discuss why she asked him here. He says, fire away, and she says, as her lawyer, she needs him to tell her what she’s entitled to if she walks away from her marriage.

Nikolas says, all things considered, Esme is better off here, but she says, as it turns out, she’s not pregnant after all. He says he won’t tell her how to feel, but he believes that’s for the best, and she says, since she’s no longer carrying Spencer’s child, there’s no reason for her to stay. Spencer says, the invitation to stay here still stands, and Nikolas says he saw how rattled she was yesterday. She deserves to feel safe. She thanks him, and says she can’t tell him how terrifying that encounter with Sonny was. If he and his Uncle Victor hadn’t come along… Nikolas says, they did and she’s safe. That’s all that matters. Spencer says he’s not sure what Uncle Sonny’s intent was, but he’d never let anyone hurt her. She says, really? Despite everything he still cares enough to protect her? He says, and he always will.

Finn comes into Elizabeth’s house, and asks if she’s okay. He’s sorry. He shouldn’t have left her alone last night. She says, he deserves a nice dinner with his family, and he says, she’s family too; all of them. He thanks Jake for calling, and Jake says, thanks for coming. Finn asks Elizabeth to tell him what happened, and she says, it was the weirdest thing. Laura left, and she went to go upstairs. The lights went out, and she thought she saw someone. Aiden says, she saw who broke into their house? and she says she only thought she did. The next thing she knew, she was waking up on the couch. Finn asks who she thinks she saw, but she says she couldn’t make out a face. The person said, don’t forget me. Then when she woke up, don’t forget me was painted on a piece of artwork on the drafting table. It was still wet. What if they don’t catch this guy? Aiden asks if there’s a way to check for fingerprints, and Jake says, or trace the paint? Finn says, smart boys, and now that they have a lead, they need to call in reinforcements.

Sonny says, Sasha’s been through a lot, but Brando deserves to be happy too. Brando says he is. He knows what people are saying; he and Sasha eloped to distract themselves from grieving their son. His own mother thinks all this is too soon. Sonny says, let him tell Brando something about his mother. Gladys has a lot of opinions, but the only ones that matter are Brando and Sasha’s. Brando says he knows. For a while, he thought his mother was right, and he and Sasha woudn’t have a future without Liam. Sonny says, listen to him. Couples have cracked under a lot less. Dante says, and no one can tell how they’ll react when they’re faced with something unthinkable like that. Brando and Sasha were there for each other. They’re getting each other through it; that’s great. Sonny says, they bring out each other’s strengths; that’s a beautiful thing. Brando says he’d love to think that, but Sasha’s strong all on her own. At first, he was afraid she was going to be in denial, but it turns out he was wrong. Sasha’s just doing it her way.

Lucy tells Selena that they’re so pleased to welcome her to the Deception family, and they’re delighted she’s here today to share in their special celebration. Selena says, the pleasure is all hers, and Lucy thanks her. She says, now if Selena will excuse them, she and her co-workers are going to go huddle and mingle. They leave, and Selena walks over to Curtis, who tells her that she’s full of surprises. She says he shouldn’t be surprised that she has varied interests. Her grandfather always told her, only an unwise farmer plants a single crop. He says, her grandfather’s very insightful. In fact, the last time she was here, she told Curtis his favorite fable. She says, which reminds her. The money tree she gave him, is it flourishing?  

Lucy asks if anyone knew Selena was buying up shares of Deception, and Maxie says, absolutely not. She must have invested under a shell corporation. Brook says, now that the stock is being traded publicly, anyone who can afford it can buy in, including lady gangsters. Maxie says, Brook always knows the best things to say, and Brook says, look on the bright side. If the biggest surprise of the day is Miss Wu being an investor, the rest of the day should be pretty seamless. Maxie says, speaking of surprises, she has someone meeting her here. Felicia says, my God, look. The stock is going up. Lucy and Brook run over to see, and Austin walks in. He sees Maxie, and says, hey, big shot. Do him a favor, and don’t forget about the little people who helped her on the way up. She says she’s sorry; who is he? He asks if she wants him to remind her, and they kiss. Brook sees, and nearly has apoplexy.

Sonny tells Brando that his dad liked Sasha. He called her a spitfire. Brando says, Mike would have gotten a kick out of the fact Sasha proposed to him, and Sonny says, she did? Sonny tells Dante, the way he and Sam are headed, they’re going to be next, when Dante’s phone rings. Dante says, saved by the bell, and steps away. Brando says he has to head out; he’s literally tardy late for the party. Sonny says, tell everybody that he said, have a good time, and Brando says, will do. He and Sonny bro hug, and Brando says he knows he tells Sonny this all the time, but he really appreciates everything Sonny’s done for him. Sonny says, Brando is his family, and Brando says, it’s more than being related. Sonny has been there for him, and if he can ever repay the favor, he’d be honored. Sonny says he’ll keep that in mind. Go. His wife is waiting. Brando says he’ll see them there later, and Sonny laughs.

Felicia congratulates Lucy, and Lucy says, for what? She has no idea. Of course (🍷) she has an idea, but she loves hearing it. Felicia says, for bringing her dream company to life, for taking it public, and for ringing the bell at the New York Stock Exchange. And choosing the right outfit to ring it in. Lucy thanks her for all of the above. It was harder picking her ensemble than running an entire company and creating it. Felicia says, she made the perfect choice, and they hug.

Curtis says, the money tree is thriving, and Selena says, as could their partnership. Has he given any more thought to her proposition? He says he hasn’t changed his mind, and she says if he won’t let her host poker games in his back room, there are plenty of establishments that will. He says, wonderful. Then he encourages her to pursue them. He’s made his position perfectly clear. She asks why she still feels there’s a chance of bringing him on her side?

Brook marches over to Austin and Maxie, and asks how long this has been going on. Maxie says, not long; it’s new. Brook says, like five minutes ago new? Which is the only acceptable amount of time to justify Maxie not telling her that she’s dating Brook’s arch nemesis. Austin says, her arch nemesis? She thinks so highly of him. Maxie says she was going to tell Brook, and Brook says she gets it. Maxie doesn’t owe her anything. She stomps off, and Austin says he thinks Maxie’s friend just made them all about her, but Maxie says, she’s hurting. She probably thinks Maxie was intentionally hiding this from her. He says, is she? Because if he’s her dirty little secret, it’s kind of okay with him; it’s kind of hot. She says, he is part of the problem. If he and Brook hadn’t been, and remained, so antagonistic toward each other, she would have felt more comfortable telling Brook about them. He asks what he can do to make this right, and she says, make peace with Brook. He says, anything but that.

Dante asks if Sonny is okay, and Sonny says, why wouldn’t he be? Dante says he knows Sonny is happy for Brando, but that’s got to bring stuff up. Sonny says, because his marriage failed, he can’t be happy for anybody else? Dante knows as well as he does, there’s life after divorce. Dante says he does know that, and Sonny asks if he’s ready to box. Dante says he’d love to, but that was a work call. Sonny says, don’t worry about it. He’ll find someone else; someone better than Dante. They laugh and hug.  

Esme says she and Spencer can spend the day together at least, but he says he has plans. They’ll talk later. He leaves, and Nikolas says, Spencer’s transition back to civilian life might take time. Esme says, that’s kind of him, but they both know Spence isn’t struggling with being home; he’s struggling with her being in his home. Nikolas puts his arm around Esme, when Laura walks in. She says, sorry to interrupt, and Nikolas says he wasn’t expecting her. She says she can see that. She ran into his wife, and she thought she might stop by. He says, she saw Ava? How is she? Laura says, maybe he should ask where she is, and he says, okay, where? She says, at Charlie’s meeting with her lawyer.

Scotty and Ava sit at a table, and he says, let him understand this. She’s throwing in the towel because of an unwanted houseguest? She says, Esme has taken up residence in her home against her wishes. Can he blame her for walking out? He asks if this is really about Esme, or is she just looking for a way out?

Brando arrives at The Savoy, and asks Sasha, how’s it going, wife? She says, stock is trading well, husband. Where’s he been? He says, he just ran into Sonny and Dante at the gym. They send their congratulations, about the company and them. Gladys runs up, and says, Brando. He turns around, and she sees a bouquet in his hand. She says, they’re lovely, but flowers are unnecessary. She’s already forgiven him for eloping and leaving her behind, so he shouldn’t have. He says, good, because he didn’t; they’re for Sasha. He takes the bouquet, and gives it to Sasha, who pulls out a rose, and gives it to Gladys, saying, for her. Gladys says, very gracious. Unlike some. She looks at Brando, and he kisses Sasha.

Nikolas asks Laura, Ava is seeing a lawyer? About what? She says she can’t speak to that, but she did hear the Cassadine family might expanding. Esme says, that’s what she thought, but false alarm. Nikolas asks if Laura spoke to Ava, and Laura looks at Esme. Esme says, if they’ll excuse her, and jets. Laura says, thank God Esme’s not pregnant. At least they avoided that catastrophe. He asks if Ava was okay, and she says, Ava told her that she walked out on him. He says, they argued. He told Esme that she could stay without running it by Ava. Laura asks why he would do that, and he says, because she needed a safe haven. Sonny’s been intimidating her. He had words with her over this sex tape that’s been making the rounds. She says, Sonny’s not the only one who thinks Esme is responsible for that. Cam and Joss both think Esme framed Trina Robinson. And then there’s his wife. If Esme should be afraid of anyone, she should be afraid of Ava. He says he’s sorry Ava is upset, but he won’t let anything happen to Esme, and she asks why he’s being so protective of Esme all of a sudden.

Sonny spars with a random partner, when Spencer walks into the gym. Sonny comes out of the ring, and asks if Spencer wants to hold the bag. Spencer gets behind the heavy bag, and Sonny throws some punches. He says, it’s good to see Spencer out of Spring Ridge. How does it feel being a free man? Spencer says, it’s more complicated than he thought it would be, and Sonny says, he knows what it’s like to be away for so long, and come back and get your life on track. Spencer can do it. Spencer says, a lot happened the month he was away, and Sonny asks if he means when Cameron and Josslyn were taped having sex in his cabin, and now that tape has leaked out? Spencer says, like that, and Sonny says, now that they’re on the subject, they need to discuss Spencer’s girlfriend Esme. There’s a lot of things they need to talk about. Spencer says, he’s damn right they do. Starting with why Sonny thought it was okay to scare the hell out of her.

Nina tells Curtis, fantastic party, and says, hi, to Selena. Curtis introduces them, and Selena says she’s long been a fan of Nina’s magazine. Curtis says, she has? and Selena says, of course (🍷). How is one to be taken seriously in business if one has no sense of trends or style? She asks if Nina wouldn’t agree, and Nina says she certainly would. She thinks she and Selena have a mutual acquaintance; Sonny Corinthos. Selena says, yes. Mr. Corinthos has proven to be a valuable friend, and one can never have too many of those. She looks at Curtis, and says, it’s been a pleasure to meet Nina. She leaves, and Nina says, what was that? Curtis says, trouble.

Felicia tells Anna, imagine, she used to be so bored with stocks and bonds, and Anna asks if she thinks she and Mac are going to investing now. Felicia says, no, too risky, and Anna tells her, says the women who went to Switzerland on her own to rescue her daughter. Felicia says, some risks are worth taking. She can’t wait to see Victor Cassadine get his, and Anan says, her too. Tomorrow, they get the bad guy. Today… Felicia says, we celebrate, and they clink champagne flutes.

Dante asks if the new alarm system was armed, but Elizabeth says she disarmed it. The boys kept forgetting and setting it off. Finn says, the patrols are still driving by, right? and Dante says, they are, but they didn’t report any unusual activity last night. In the kitchen, Aiden asks if they shouldn’t call Cam and let him know it happened again last night. Jake says, Aiden heard mom; he has enough to deal with right now. Aiden says, like what? and Jake says, like college stuff; like girlfriend stuff. Aiden says he wants to feel safe in their house again, and Jake puts his arm around Aiden. Elizabeth says, the dream was bad enough. What if she heard that person in her dream because they were right here, standing over her while she slept? Someone was in her house again. Dante says, and it sounds like that someone’s getting bolder.

Maxie tells Brando that he’s looking sharp, and Sasha agrees. Lucy says, she was thinking, today is special, and she thought, maybe the Face of Deception should also be the Voice of Deception. Sasha says she’s not sure she understands, and Lucy says, now that all the guests have arrived and settled in, she’d love if Sasha would say a few words; make a speech. Maxie says, that’s a great idea.

Scotty says, for reasons that defy logic, Ava is in love with Nikolas. For more obvious reasons, Nikolas is in love with her; he’s crazy about her. She says, that’s certainly one way to look at it, and Scotty says, so he screws up a few times. Why pull that ripcord? She says she may have been a bit rash, and he says, let’s take love out of the equation. He suggests she hang on to her marital property; plant her flag. She says, as always, he’s been invaluable. She knows exactly what she needs to do.

Nikolas says, he’s only invested in Esme so far as she affects Spencer, and Laura says, now that they know Esme’s not pregnant, and they’re not a couple anymore, she doesn’t affect Spencer, and she doesn’t need to be here. He says he can’t leave her at Sonny’s mercy, and she says she seriously doubts Esme is in any real danger from Sonny. He says, if he sends Esme away, and anything happens to her for any reason, Spencer will feel guilty for the rest of his life. Surely they don’t want that. She says, he’s right; they don’t want that and don’t call her Shirley. But they don’t want his wife to leave him, do they? He says, it was a rapidly evolving situation. Spencer found out Esme might be pregnant. Does she know who he confided in first? She says, not Victor, and he says she got it on the first guess. That’s why he stepped in so quickly. It seemed like the best solution for everyone involved. She asks if he told Ava, but he says, she was out the door before he could get that far. She says, maybe she can talk to Ava later, but doesn’t he think he should be more proactive about savaging his own marriage? He says, she’s right. He’ll get right on it. He takes out his phone, and excuses himself. He leaves, and Esme comes back. She says, she senses she should go, but Laura says, not before Esme hears what she’s got to say.  

Sonny says he and Esme just had a chat, and Spencer says, in other words, Sonny intimidated her? Sonny says, Spencer’s going to talk to him about intimidation when he just did time for terrorizing his stepmother, and using Sonny’s daughter Avery as a pawn? Spencer says he made mistakes, and Sonny says, he’s still making them. He’s defending Esme, even after what she did to Cameron and Josslyn, not to mention Trina. Spencer says he doesn’t believe she did any of those things, and Sonny says, let’s say it wasn’t Trina. Was it him? Spencer says, Sonny knows he would never do anything like that to Josslyn, and Sonny says, okay then. Spencer says, they granted Esme sanctuary on Spoon Island to keep her safe from Sonny, and Sonny asks if Spencer thinks he’d really hurt Esme. Spencer says, no, but she is afraid, and Sonny asks what exactly she said went down between them. Spencer says, that if his father and Uncle Victor hadn’t shown up, she doesn’t know what would have happened. Sonny says, here’s what went down. He was just convincing her to own up to what she did. Victor and Nikolas came, and then she had all the waterworks, crying and tears everywhere. Spencer says he doesn’t think Sonny would ever harm Esme physically, but even if her fears are unwarranted, he can’t turn his back on her. Sonny says, Spencer’s loyalty should be to the people who have been by his side. He’s backing the wrong horse.

In a secluded area, Sasha takes a pill, and chases it with red wine.

Austin says, cards on the table, and Brook starts to talk at the same time. He says, forgive him; ladies first. She says she doesn’t like him, and he says, great. It can’t come as a surprise that the feeling’s mutual. She says, but she does like Maxie, and he says, so does he. She says, and putting their issues aside, she sees he’s been a really good friend to Maxie, and he says, and Brook’s been a really good friend to her, so they have that in common. What they also have in common is people like Leo and Bailey, who seem to get hurt when they’re gunning for one another. She says, so is he thinking what she’s thinking? and he says, a cease fire. She says, deal, and they shake hands. He asks if she’d be doing this if he wasn’t with Maxie, and she says, hell no, and walks away.

Brook asks Maxie if Austin makes her happy, and Maxie says, so far. Brook says, that’s all she cares about, and Felicia says, same here. Maxie says, Felicia likes him, right? and Felicia says, so far.

Dante bags the painting, and says he’ll have it checked for prints. Elizabeth will have to come down and have hers done so they can exclude her. In the meantime, her house has been accessed multiple times with new locks and keys. It might be a good idea to stay somewhere else. At least until they catch this guy. She says she can’t do that to the boys. This is their home. They’ve been through enough. Finn says, they can stay with him, but she says he doesn’t have enough space. He says, they’ll camp out, and make it fun. Dante says he’ll leave them to figure it out. He’ll let them know if he hears anything. He leaves, and Finn says, maybe his place is not ideal. He’ll book a hotel for her and the boys. She says she can’t let him do that. She guesses she can ask Laura if the boys can stay with her, and Finn asks where she’ll be, and she says, far enough away to keep them all safe.

Lucy clinks something against her glass, and asks if the guests can gather up a little bit. She wants to thank them for being here to celebrate Deception going public today. Everyone applauds, and she says, and to commemorate this special occasion, a few words from the Face of Deception, Sasha Gilmore. Everyone applauds again, and Sasha says, no dream can be realized without hard work. And she works with some of the most dedicated women in the world. Lucy Coe, their founder; Maxie Jones, Brook Lynn Quartermaine – several people go woo-woo with each name – and she thinks they’d agree that their success couldn’t happen without the people standing in this room. The investors, Deception staff, friends and family, as well those who – she looks at Brando – can only be here in spirit. She raises her glass, and says, to Deception, and everyone toasts.

Spencer says, Sonny keeps telling him that he needs to grow up; that he needs to protect, not punish the people who love him. Sonny says, but Esme is not on that list. He doesn’t know what game Esme is playing, and he’s trying to figure it out, but he does know it’s all about Esme, and she’s going to use Spencer and whoever else to get what she wants. Spencer says, that’s Sonny’s opinion, but that’s not how he sees her. Sonny says, if that’s what Spencer thinks, he doesn’t know Esme like he thinks he does. She’s going to use him. Spencer thinks he should get going, and Sonny tells him, be careful. Sonny has made some choices in his life that have hurt so many people he loves. He doesn’t know if he can get that back, and Spencer is dangerously close to walking in his shoes. Sonny picks up his bag, and heads for the door, saying, welcome home, nephew.

Laura says she certainly hopes Esme didn’t have anything to do with this video of Josslyn and Cameron, and Esme says, of course (🍷) she didn’t. Why won’t anyone believe her? Nikolas says, they’ll just have to let the police investigation run it’s course. In the meantime, he’s keeping an open mind. Laura tells Esme, her son has extended his hospitality to her. Laura hopes Esme doesn’t betray that trust. Ava walks in, and says, they already know the answer to that.

Selena tells Curtis, that was a lovely speech. Is he an investor? He says he doesn’t discuss his portfolio, but he’s sure she made a bundle on her shares of Deception. Seems she won’t need to host poker here anymore. She says, she’ll be the judge of what she needs, and if he agrees to her terms, she’ll provide whatever it is he needs. She flounces off, and Maxie yells, it’s going up again. Sasha asks Nina what that means, and Nina says, it means… Brook says, they’re going to be insanely rich. She and Maxie clink glasses, and Gladys smacks Brando’s shoulder and says, that means they are too.

Finn says he was thinking Elizabeth could stay with him and Violet, but she says she can’t. Look at what’s happening. This insanity isn’t about the house; that’s just the place where it’s happening. Her family is being targeted, and she doesn’t know why. She’s not going to put her boys, or Finn and Violet at risk. So the best thing is for her to stay by herself. He says, stay where? Here? She says, it doesn’t seem to matter where she goes, so she might as well stay put. He says, he’ll take the boys to school. When he gets back, they’ll talk about this. She says she’s made up her mind. No one is going to run her out of the house she shared with her husband.

In the kitchen, Aiden tells Jake, he loves spending time with grandma, but leaving mom here by herself? Jake says, it’ll be okay; mom’s tough. And Dante will catch the person doing this. Aiden says, but he hasn’t yet. Someone keeps sneaking into their house without getting caught. How does a person do that? Unless… What if it’s not a person at all? Jake says, of course (🍷) it’s a person. How else would he explain what happened with mom’s ring and her dress, and Franco’s art studio? Aiden says, what if it’s Franco?

Tomorrow, Nikolas asks Ava if that’s an ultimatum; Esme asks if there’s a path forward for her and Spencer; Curtis tells Drew, he’s going to fight like hell until it’s over; and Sonny says, what if he says no?

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Marge asks Marge Sr. if she can believe she’s 75, and Marge Sr. says she still thinks she’s 50. They go over the details for Marge Sr.’s birthday party, and Marge says, they’re having a big Hungarian menu, a Hungarian violinist, and there will be pictures of Marge when she was little. In Marge’s interview, she says, Marge Sr. was born in Hungary, and in 1956, when she was ten, there was an uprising; the Hungarian revolution. There were tanks and soldiers everywhere. Marge Sr. was harassed, and it was very scary. Austria opened the border, and Marge Sr. and her grandparents fled in the middle of the night with just the clothes on their backs. They were on the first airplane out of Austria to the United States, and since it was Christmas eve, President Eisenhower brought Marge Sr. a doll. Marge Sr. tells Marge that she didn’t speak the language, and in her interview, Marge says she can’t imagine leaving everything she’s known behind. Her grandmother sacrificed to give them a better life. She asks if it’s the life Marge Sr. imagined, and Marge Sr. says, she didn’t imagine. Her mother cleaned house and her grandfather had two jobs. They go over the guest list, and Marge hopes Jennifer can get Bill to come. She knows who’s not coming – Teresa. Marge knows Marge Sr. likes her, but she doesn’t need the drama. Marge Sr. says she’s not interested.

Teresa tells Gia that she’s cleaning out the pantry. Dolores is on her way over to pick stuff for the women’s shelter. Milania calls, saying, practice is over, and she’s wondering where her ride is. Teresa tells Gia to go get her, and in Teresa’s interview, she says, they’re moving in a week. She’s like a chicken without a head, and can’t remember anything. Dolores arrives, and Teresa shows her the ton of stuff she’s donating. Dolores says, it will be a big help, and they sit down for coffee. Teresa asks how Dolores’s mom is, and Dolores says she’s feeling better. She saw David when she was visiting her mom in the hospital, and she has to move on. Teresa says, Dolores needs to get away, and Dolores says she hasn’t had a vacation since long before covid. Ha! I haven’t had more than a long weekend since the late 90s. Teresa says she’d like to get away with Dolores, but not so much the other girls. She didn’t like how Marge said, we’re good, and wouldn’t wear her workout line for the softball game. Traci wouldn’t either. She tells Dolores that Marge is having a party for her mom, but she’s not invited. She thinks Marge’s mom is great, but she doesn’t care. She doesn’t want to be around someone who’s negative to her and Luis. To her, Marge is toxic.

Traci, Tiki, and daughter Teagan go to Melissa and Joe #2’s for lunch. They eat outside by the pool, and Joe says, it was an honor playing softball with Tiki. Tiki says he can’t help but be competitive. Melissa says she can’t walk, and Traci asks if her leggings were too tight. She couldn’t believe Teresa wanted her and Marge to wear them, when she’d just been screaming at Marge at the Treescape event, and mad at Traci because Tiki asked Luis questions. It was beyond scope of reality to be mad at her about something her husband said. Joe and Tiki wisely remove themselves from this conversation to play ball in the yard with the kids. Traci thanks Melissa for letting her bring Teagan, since she wants her daughter to get more social. Melissa thinks she’ll grow out of it, but Traci doesn’t know if Teagan is ready for kindergarten, and got her a tutor. She wants to set Teagan up for success. Melissa says she worries about Antonia. She seems mopey since she got hurt. Melissa had gone through a phase at Antonia’s age, but for a different reason. Her father had passed away and they moved, and she got depressed. It was a sad time, and she rebelled. She was jumping out of windows, and hanging out with the wrong crowd. She went wild. She sees Antonia changing her pattern, and she’s freaking out. In Melissa’s interview, she says, Antonia is at a time in her life when she can slip up, and make mistakes that will haunt her. Traci says, Antonia has a stable, secure life that Melissa didn’t have. She has normal teenage issues.

Jackie takes the kids for ice cream, and gets a small cup. They sit outside to eat it, and in Jackie’s interview, she says, it’s the first bite first bite of anything in the last 18 years that deviated from the rules of how she’s allowed to eat. She feels like she’s walking off a cliff. The voices in her head are telling her to stop after three bites, but the kids are offering her a taste of their ice cream and vice versa. That’s never happened before. She’s never been a participant in getting ice cream. She’s never been part of the adventure. For many people, it’s a small thing, but for her, it’s a turning point. She ate more ice cream in one sitting than she has in her entire adult life, and she enjoyed the time with her kids. I think about how many social gatherings revolve around food, both with family and friends, and I truly feel badly for her. She’s missed out on so much.

Melissa takes Antonia to meet with her trainer Maria at the gym. In Melissa’s interview, she says Antonia has been working with her trainer for a couple of months to get back into moving her knee, and doing gymnastics. To get Antonia used to putting pressure on her knee, Maria suggests working on jumping up first. In her interview, Melissa says, she hasn’t seen Antonia train in a while, since Joe #2’s been taking her. For months, she said she couldn’t work her knee, and it’s been scary. Finally, she’s putting the pressure on her knee that she needs to. Thank you, Jesus. Melissa squeals about how good it is, and how proud she is of Antonia. She loves hearing that Antonia wants to tumble. Antonia says she wants to be better, and Melissa says, it broke her heart when Antonia said she wanted to quit. It was like she gave up on life. Antonia says, Melissa is making it sound like she’s depressed, and Melissa says she got nervous, since that happened to her at Antonia’s age. But she wasn’t accepted at her new school the way Antonia has been. Antonia says, it was stressful, and Melissa says she takes ownership for not taking Antonia’s feelings into consideration. Antonia says, Melissa had a childhood that was bad, and Melissa asks if Antonia wants to hug it out, but gets a hard no.

Jackie has a session with therapist Ilene (I catch her name this time), who asks how she’s feeling since their last session. Jackie says she felt good. Her husband wanted to know how he could help, but she’s not ready for that. She doesn’t want him to think she’s crazy. Ilene asks how long they’ve been married, and Jackie says, 15 years. Ilene says, she thinks he doesn’t know her? and Jackie says she was surprised when he said he notices everything. Ilene says, Evan loves her unconditionally. She wants to help Jackie communicate with him successfully, and deal with her issues in more constructive ways. She asks how the ice cream challenge went, and Jackie says she didn’t have a problem eating it, and ate more than half. It was fun, but then she thought about it all day, and felt guilty. A regular person would skip eating something else, and it took a lot out of her not compensate. Ilene says, a normal person wouldn’t skip eating something else because they ate ice cream. Compensatory behavior shows up in most eating disorders. Jackie is choosing not to give to that behavior because she wants to get healthier. It’s a choice. Jackie says she knows she could do it forever until her heart gives out. When some people are stressed, they stop, but she does the opposite. She’d lost two or three pounds when she had a fight with a friend and her husband was involved. In Jackie’s interview, she says she wants to be okay with food, so she doesn’t have to keep the peace with people she doesn’t want to. They decide for her next challenge, she’ll have a serving of something extra, and Ilene says her body needs extras. Indulge in them, and use her energy to get healthier. Jackie says she wants to sit at breakfast and not just eat strawberries. Ilene says, one thing a day, but no compensating or taking anything away.

Everyone gets ready for Marge Sr.’s birthday party. Well, except for Teresa. Jackie tells Evan, she wants to try new stuff; one new thing each day. She’s scared because she feels like she’ll gain weight. Evan says even if she does, it won’t change anything. She looks great at any weight, but she’s healthier at certain weights. She hopes she’ll enjoy it, and not just be scared, and Evan says, once she embraces it, it will go great. Jennifer tells Bill that she’s excited to be invited again. Now that she’s good with Marge, she wonders if Bill will get back in the men’s good graces. Bill says he’s happy to support Jennifer, and if she’s moving on, he will too. In Jennifer’s interview, she says, she was worried Bill didn’t care enough to try, but him making the extra effort to be nice to her friends for her, gives her hope. Bill says, Joe #2 and Evan said Jennifer didn’t have a good heart, and he can’t accept that, but Evan texted him and apologized. We see a clip of Evan texting, hey man, I’m sorry, and Bill says he has no problem with Evan, but who knows about Joe #2? Melissa asks Joe #2 how things are with Bill, and he says he understands Bill is mad, but he hasn’t apologized. Bill shouldn’t let his wife treat her friends like sh*t. He needs to face it, and Joe’s not afraid to tell him.

Milania points out Nana’s favorite drawer in the kitchen, and Teresa asks if they remember Nono cooking squid. We flash back that, and there’s a collective, eww! from the universe. Teresa says, they’ll make new memories in the new house, and in her interview, she says she can’t believe they’re moving. When they moved in, she thought it would be forever. We flash back to that, ad she says she wouldn’t be making such a big step if she didn’t feel in her heart it was right. Teresa points out some things the buyers are taking along with the house, and says she’s going to miss the staircase. We flash back to Gia coming down in her prom dress, and Milania sliding down the banister. Teresa says she loves the foyer. They move on to the living room, and Gia says she remembers taking the family portrait. We flash back to that, and Teresa says, they always used the room for holidays. Milania says she remembers Joe #1 standing at the banister, and we flash back to Juicy Joe making a speech about family. Teresa says, that’s when the legal problems started, and Milania says, the house is their only memory of dad. Teresa says, there were good memories here, but – she tears up – they’re going to make new ones. She tells the girls, don’t mind her. She’s getting her period.

The party begins. There are beautiful flowers on all the tables, a lot of food, and the violin player begins. In Marge’s interview, she says they practiced Hungarian traditions when she was growing up, and only spoke Hungarian at home. But when her grandparents passed, they lost the traditions. It was important to bring them back for Marge Sr.’s birthday; they brought back beautiful memories. She says, let’s get this party started in Hungarian. Kezdődjön a buli according to Google translator. Tons of people come, and Dolores says she loves a good violin. Who would have thought? The guys gather by the bar, and Joe #3 wonders if Bill will make it, and Frank says he just wants to have a good time. Joe #3 says, if Joe #2 lets loose on Bill, he’ll have to shut Joe down. Frank says he’s on board with that. Melissa and Joe #2 arrive, and Melissa points out that Joey’s (#5?) christening was there, and we flash back to Joe #2 starting a fight with Joe #1. Evan says he texted Bill, and Frank asks if Joe #2 is going to be okay if Bill comes. Joe says, he’ll see how Bill acts, and Frank asks if Joe is going to start with him. Joe says, that depends, and Joe #3 tells him not to start anything here. No arguments. Bill and Jennifer arrive.

Joe #3 asks how Bill is, and Bill says, it’s getting better. They bro hug and go to the bar. Frank asks if everything is good, and in Frank’s interview, he says he sees Joe #2 coming over. He’s going to expect an apology from Bill, and Frank honestly doesn’t think Bill owes him one. The situation might not go well. Joe #2 asks how Bill is doing. They missed him at the softball game. Bill says his surgery ran late, and Frank complains that he only got short texts from Bill. He doesn’t like tension among the men. Bill says he wasn’t happy when Joe #2 texted f*** you to him, and Joe says Bill’s wife kicked them out of the house. He thought he and Bill were friends, and expected a phone call. He should have called, and said, whatever the girls are going through, they’ll fix this. Bill says he understands, and admits his wife was out of place. A lot of stuff happened, and things took place leading up to it. Joe says he was hurt, and Bill says he was too. Joe says, then Bill cut out, but Frank says, they were picking on him. Bill and Evan agree they’re good, and Bill says, this is what happens when they get involved in the women’s issues. Joe #2 admits maybe it was wrong on his part. The women have stupid arguments, and they’re not like that. Everything is all good, and Bill is glad they’re in a better place. Translation: He has his drinking buddies back. Joe #2 asks what Bill is going to do to get back in the group, and Bill says he’ll kiss Joe’s butt like Frank did. We flash back to that, and Bill adds that he’ll carve his initials in Joe’s butt, and write Bill’s Bitch. Alrighty then. Jennifer says, it looks like they’re getting along. She thinks this is going to be a good night. They talk Jersey Shore traffic, which I totally understand. It’s horrible. Frank says Dolores is up for a trip, and Dolores tells the women, everyone is going to Nashville. Jackie says she and Evan went for their anniversary, and Marge says she heard Nashville is like Nash Vegas. Joe #3 tells Frank that the women seem to bond when they go away. Clearly, he’s never watched the show. Dolores says she told Teresa she’d been thinking about a trip, but Teresa doesn’t want to go without Luis. Melissa asks if Marge invited Teresa to the birthday party, but Marge says, not after the softball game. Tracy tells Melissa that Teresa said if Marge was wearing her leggings, her ass wouldn’t jiggle so much, and in Jackie’s interview, she says, body shaming is never okay. Agreed. Tracy says Teresa is mad at her, but not her husband, and Dolores says, Teresa won’t fight with men. Marge says, Teresa puts men on a pedestal, even the ones who don’t treat her right, like her ex-husband. Dolores says Teresa can hold her own.

They go into the main ballroom, and everyone gets food. Jennifer says, goulash sounds like something someone would eat in jail. In Jackie’s interview, she says, there are too many options. She’s going to load her plate with food, and people will see she’s eating, but she’s not going to eat everything. Uh-oh. That sounds like playing games with it a bit. She says she’s watching how Jennifer eats what she wants. It’s a crazy concept to her, and she can’t wait until she can just do that. A guy announces the guest of honor, the one and only Marge Sr., and Marge dances in with Joe #3. Dolores says she wants to be like that at 75. Me too, if I make it. Marge tells everyone to take their glasses in hand. This is a gold circle moment for her mother. She was a Hungarian immigrant who rode a bicycle over the boarder to escape communism at age ten, with only the clothes on her back. She was a single mother, and the best role model. Marge loves her so much. In Marge’s interview, she says, even though she gives her mother a hard time – we flash back to Marge talking smack to and about Marge Sr. – one thing she saw was that Marge Sr. could triumph over the darkest things in life. She never squashed Marge’s dreams, or made he feel less then. Marge Sr. told her that she could do anything she wanted. She tells everyone that she hopes Marge Sr. lives to be 150, because she can’t live without her, and asks everyone to raise a glass to Marge Sr. In Jennifer’s interview, she says, for so long, she had this image of Marge being heartless, and not caring about family the way Jennifer does. But it’s clear she loves her mother and would do anything for her family. She guesses they have more in common than she thought. Bill wonders if Jennifer will ever get there with her mother, and the cake is brought out. They sing Happy Birthday, and the announcer guy really gets into song. Like, really. Marge Sr. says, it’s the best night of her life, and Marge says she’s happy it was such a beautiful night, and hopes to be as vivacious as Marge Sr. at her age. She loves her mother so much, and Marge Sr. means the world to her. Bill picks up Marge Sr. and dances around with her. Everyone joins in.

Next time, Teresa moves, Jackie falls off a mechanical bull, Teresa accuses Marge of spreading rumors about Luis, and Teresa clears the table, literally swiping everything to the floor.

🎼 They Write the Songs…

The winners.

https://www.grammy.com/news/2022-grammys-complete-winners-nominees-nominations-list

The highlights.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/music/2022/04/04/2022-grammy-highlights-best-moments/7224764001/

The fashion.

https://www.eonline.com/photos/34245/grammys-2022-red-carpet-fashion

https://915thebeat.com/news/8725501/grammy-awards-2022-best-worst-dressed-red-carpet/

☄️ Catch a Falling Star, Put It In Your Pocket…

Drop in tomorrow for soap and OC antics. Until then, stay safe, stay gleaning from those around you , and stay knowing, only an unwise farmer plants a single crop.

April 4, 2022 – Ava Tells Nikolas To Make a Choice, Seafood-Palooza Plus a Talent Show On Deck & Fever

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Finn asks if he looks okay, and Elizabeth says, he looks pretty dapper for a man who’s spent the last few nights on the couch. He says he’s starting to love that couch. He noticed Cam wasn’t in his room, and she says, he and Joss went to visit Trina. She’s out on bail. They just want to support her. He says he read Joss and Cam’s story in The Invader. It took a lot of courage to get out in front of this thing. That’s a pretty great kid she raised. Elizabeth thanks him, and says she agrees. But this whole thing with the video is far from over. She’s just glad Cam and Josslyn’s relationship is so solid, and they don’t have to go through this alone. Neither does Trina. He says, neither does she. He’s right here by her side no matter what happens. She says she woudn’t have it any other way, and they kiss.

Amy sits with Maxie and Brook at the MetroCourt, and says, oh my God. The lyrics and the tune. Maxie says, they get she loves Brook’s song, and Amy says, and she loves that Lucy is exclusively using local talent. Brook sees Chase standing in the doorway, and Amy says, speaking of local talent… Brook busies herself with a paper in front of her.

Britt says she owes Terry, and Terry says, big time. She has better things to do than interview someone completely inappropriate to work at this hospital. Britt says, but she agreed to give Brad a chance, and Terry says, which is why Britt owes her. Britt swears Brad’s time in prison has changed him. He’s grown; he’s matured. Terry says, and not kept any infants from their rightful parents, and passed them off as his own? Britt asks if she’ll please go into this with an open mind, and Terry says, fine. Brad knocks at the door, and says it’s great to see Terry again. He just wants to say she’s even more beautiful than he remembers.

Nikolas asks if Spencer is okay, and Spencer thanks Nikolas for getting all his things out of storage. His bedroom has been perfectly reconstructed. Nikolas says, probably because his things were never in storage. They’ve always been waiting for him. Spencer says, even when he renounced all things Cassadine? and Nikolas says, even then. Spencer says, so Nikolas thought he’d come crawling back; that he’d cave. Nikolas says, he kept Spencer’s room intact because Spencer’s his child. A father never gives up on his child, and if Esme is actually pregnant, they’ll know soon enough.

Ava comes in, calling to Nikolas, and asking where he is. Esme says, he’s upstairs, and Ava follows Esme’s voice into the living room, where Esme is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting. Esme tells Ava, hello, and asks if she’s had a rough day. Ava asks what Esme is doing in her house. Get out before Ava throws her out.

Finn asks if Elizabeth is sure she doesn’t want to come with him to dinner. Gregory would love to see her. She says, this is Gregory’s first trip back in some time. She’s sure he’d appreciate some alone time with Finn, Chase, and Violet. Besides, they were just getting together when Gregory left town. He’s not really used to seeing them as a couple. Finn says, but Gregory knows they are, because he’s become much better at communicating with Gregory lately. Elizabeth says, Chase told him? and Finn says, he would have, but Violet beat him to it. She laughs, and he says, if she finishes up early, feel free to come by. His dad really likes her. In fact, he thinks Gregory believes she can do much better. Elizabeth says, then he would be wrong, and he says, she’s amazing, and kisses her. The doorbell rings, and she says, Laura. Elizabeth lets Laura in, and she says she hopes she’s not too late… or too early. Finn says, her timing was perfect; he was just leaving. If Elizabeth changes her mind and wants to have dinner at the MetroCourt… Elizabeth says, have fun, and hustles him out. She thanks Laura for coming over, and Laura says she wishes she could have gotten here sooner. How is Cam holding up? Elizabeth says, better than she is, and Laura hugs her.

Violet suggests they say hi to Chase’s girlfriend, and Chase says, they can try, but Brook is already gathering her things and trying to escape. Violet intercepts her and says, hi, and Brook says it’s good to see her. She looks beautiful. Violet says, Brook does too. They’re having dinner with Grandpa Gregory and she wanted to look special. Brook says, mission accomplished, and Violet asks, how’s her baby? From the table, Maxie says, Bailey is doing great. Does Violet want to see some pictures? She invites Violet over, and shows Violet her phone. Chase says, sorry about that, and Brook says, about what? He says he spoke with Violet about Bailey, but she still doesn’t quite get it. Brook says, who can blame her? and Amy says, what about Chase? Brook says, no, but Amy says, he’d be perfect. Brook says, he’s not, and Amy says she begs to differ. Brook says, they’ve been over this. Chase has made it perfectly clear that he doesn’t want to be involved. Amy says she hasn’t even asked yet, but Brook says she did, and Amy says, when? Brook says, before, and Amy says, where? Brook says, not here. Does it ever occur to Amy that the entire universe still exists when she leaves a room? Amy says, if Brook took that tone with him, no wonder he said no, but Brook says she didn’t take a tone with him. Amy says, does Brook mind if she asks him then, and Brook says, yes, she minds. He doesn’t want to be a part of it, and frankly, she agrees with him. Amy says, then they’re both idiots.

Terry says she’s not ready for Brad yet, and Britt says, they’ll just wait outside, steering Brad out. In the hallway, she says, what was that? and he says, sorry. He got nervous and went for the compliment. She tells him to pull himself together. She had to beg Terry to even talk to him. He says, for that, he’s eternally grateful, and she says, he has no idea. He asks if it’s hopeless, and she says, it’s a long shot, but Terry’s fair, and she promised to give Brad a chance to plead his case. He says, like about why he kept Wiley from his family and claimed Wiley was his and Lucas’s? but she says, do not say that. He says, then what case? He’s been in the slammer. Case means something entirely different to him now. She says, he’s going in there and telling Dr. Randolph – and please remember to call her Dr. Randolph, not Terry – that he is a kick ass lab tech who knows his stuff, which makes him the ideal advocate to explain medical tests and procedures to concerned patients. He says, got it. He can do this. He thanks her for everything, and she says she’s with him all the way. A man comes up to Britt, and says she needs to come with him.

Spencer asks how Nikolas felt when he found out Spencer was his son, and Nikolas says, shocked… scared. Spencer says, great, thanks, and Nikolas says, but the first time he held Spencer, all that went away, and in its place, there was this love that he’d never experienced before. Spencer says, those were the days, huh? and Nikolas says he still loves Spencer. He never stopped. And if Esme is pregnant, he’ll be right by Spencer’s side, if Spencer wants him there.

Esme says, there appears to be a misunderstanding, and Ava grabs the book, tossing it on the couch. She says, no there hasn’t; Esme’s not welcome. Esme says she’s sorry Ava feels that way, but she’s not leaving, and Ava says, the only question is, how much hair Esme will have on her head when she goes. Esme says, Ava might want to run that by her husband; he invited her to stay. Ava says, he wouldn’t, and Esme says, Spence will be staying here too. They’ll all be one big happy family. Ava says, she’s lying. Nikolas would never do this without talking to her first. Esme says, and yet he did, and Ava says, her husband might have fallen for this helpless waif act, but she hasn’t. She’ll set Nikolas straight. She hopes Esme hasn’t unpacked. Esme says, Ava seems to be a bit behind the times, so let her catch Ava up. Ava could be a grandmother soon… step-grandmother. Because she – she picks up the book – just might be pregnant. Ava yells for Nikolas.

Elizabeth gives Laura some coffee and says, Cameron told her the police think Trina Robinson posted the video. Laura says, she was arraigned today, and Elizabeth says, impossible. Cameron and Josslyn are her best friends. She would never. Laura says, and from what she knows about Trina, she couldn’t agree more, but Jordan couldn’t ignore the evidence. Elizabeth says, that they found the phone in her bag? Clearly, somebody put it in there just to frame her. She’s sure Laura knows who the kids think it is. Laura says she does, but she’s afraid she can’t comment. What she can say is, she has faith that the PCPD will uncover the truth. Elizabeth says she hopes they do it quickly, because right now, she doesn’t have it in her to weather another crisis, and Laura says, the police haven’t found out anything about who broke in here and left the portrait? Elizabeth says, no. Apparently, they don’t have much to go on. On the bright side, they did rule out another suspect. Laura says, that’s good; who? and Elizabeth says, Jake. Laura asks why she thinks Jake would do this, and Elizabeth says, Jake and Franco were so close, and he wouldn’t be the first kid to object to his mother’s new boyfriend. He’s also been off lately, and she got worried. Laura says, worried how? and Elizabeth says she thought he was keeping something from her. Turns out she was right.

Terry gets a text from Chet: Overseas another month. Hope 2 see you when I’m back. Her smile fades, and she texts, want 2 see u 2. Text dates when you have them.

Brad asks what Lee is doing here, and Britt says she has her meeting with Brad’s Aunt Selena tonight. But she was expecting a text, not an escort. Brad asks why she didn’t tell him it was tonight, and she says she didn’t want to worry him, since he had his meeting. He says he’d like to come with, but she says she’ll be fine. She tells Lee they should get going. Where are they going? Lee gestures for her to go ahead, and Brad asks her to call him the second it’s over. She promises, and tells him, good luck. He says, back atcha.

Amy says she’s done with Brook’s tone, and asks Chase to explain himself. Chase is like, uh… and Amy says, Brook’s song? Brook says, they have plenty of local talent to choose from, and Amy says, Lucy wants to give first dibs to the people who performed at the Nurses Ball, and Detective Chase has. Brook asks her to drop it; he doesn’t want to, so she doesn’t have to pressure him. Chase points to the bar, and he and Brook walk over to it. He says he thought they were good, and she says, they are. Amy just didn’t realize he’d already turned her down. He says, it’s just that he’s not a professional singer, and she says, they don’t have to go over it again. She knows he thinks singing for Deception will hurt his image. He says he didn’t mean it that way, and she says, then in what totally-secure-with-himself-don’t-care-what-people-think-of-him way did he mean it? He says, maybe he did mean it that way a little bit, but he has to think about going back on the force. His suspension’s not going to last forever. Gregory walks in, and says he certainly hopes not, and they hug. Gregory says, it’s good to see Chase. He’s sorry it’s been so long. Chase says, that’s okay; he’s here now. Chase wants to introduce him to Brook Lynn Quartermaine, but Gregory says, he doesn’t have to. He knows exactly who she is.

Nikolas says he’s sorry, and she asks what he was thinking bringing Esme into her house. Spencer says, it’s his father’s house, not hers. Nikolas says he needs to speak to Ava alone, and Esme says she hopes she didn’t cause any trouble. She didn’t mean… Ava says they all know what Esme meant, and Esme and Spencer leave. Ava tells Nikolas, explain.

In the vestibule, Esme says, what did she tell Spencer? They’re already coming between his father and Ava. Spencer says, great; lets go. She asks if he doesn’t want to stay and hear the fight, and he says, normally, he’d enjoy nothing more than watching his father’s marriage implode, but right now they have things to do. She says, such as? and he says, it’s time to take that pregnancy test.

Gregory says, Brook is the reason his son got suspended, but Chase says, he punched Valentin. He got angry and lost control, and he’s responsible for his own actions. Brook had nothing to do with it. Brook says, that’s not entirely true. Chase punched Valentin to defend his honor. Gregory says, and pretended to be the father of her child that wasn’t even hers. Violet runs to Gregory, saying, grandpa! and Gregory picks her up, asking, how’s his little princess? He takes her to claim their  table, and Chase tells Brook that he’s sorry. She says, what for? He’s not wrong. She had everything to do with his suspension. She doesn’t take accountability for anything in her life, but even she can’t deny that. He says, he can deny it, because it’s not true. Finn comes in, and asks if he’s the last one here. Chase says, listen… but Brook says, the gang’s all here. Enjoy his family tonight. They go to their separate tables, and Amy says her shift is about to start; she’s got to go. She leaves, and Maxie sees Brook and Chase look at each other.

Laura wonders why Jake hid the fact that his grandparents reached out to him, and Elizabeth says, he thought she’d be angry if she found out, and truthfully, she’s furious, but not with Jake. Her parents went behind her back, contacted him directly without her knowledge and without her permission. Does Laura think she’s overreacting? Laura says, no. She thinks Elizabeth has every right to be angry. She’s known Jeff for so long. She’s never understood why Jeff and Elizabeth’s mother weren’t more interested in having a relationship with her and the boys. Elizabeth says she’s tried to come to terms with her parent’s choices. They’ve sacrificed a lot in pursuit of a higher calling. They’re worried about the world, just not their daughter. Laura says, to hell with the world. She hugs Elizabeth, and says, Elizabeth is their daughter; it makes no sense.

Ava tells Nikolas, she just came from Trina’s arraignment. Her Trina in court because of that Esme. Nikolas says, there’s no proof… and she asks if he’s seriously going to say that with a straight face and talk to her about proof. The two of them have done a lot of things; is there proof? No, but they still did them. He says she’s right. Maybe Trina didn’t do this… and she says, please tell her that he’s not falling for that helpless act of Esme’s. He says, Esme is in danger. Sonny’s goons snatched her right off the street in front of Charlie’s. Ava says, so? and he says, so she knows better than anyone how dangerous Sonny can be. She says, yes, she does. That’s precisely why she asked Sonny to take care of Esme.  

Spencer tells Esme, wrong room; the bathroom is two doors down. She says she needs a second, and he says, she keeps putting it off. She says, it’s a huge deal. What if she’s pregnant? He says, they’ve talked this to death. Just take the test. She says, maybe she doesn’t want to take the test because if she finds out she’s not pregnant, she’ll be at Sonny’s mercy again. He says, Uncle Sonny didn’t hurt her, but she tells him, Sonny said he could make her disappear, so yes, she’s been stalling. Because no matter what this test says, her life is going to change. If it’s negative, she’s going to be all alone in the world again. If it’s positive, she and Spencer will be tied to each other forever.

Terry apologizes for keeping Brad waiting, and he says he’s just grateful for the opportunity. She says, the opportunity to be an orderly? and he says he knows he can never work in a lab again, but he and Britt… Dr. Westbourne talked about him being a patient advocate. She says, here she thought this was a general interview, and he says, that’s fine too. She says she’s going to level with him. She doesn’t trust him enough to advise patients. If she was going to sign off on hiring him – and that’s a massively big if – orderly is the only job she’d consider. He sits, and says, if she looks at his old performance evaluations, she’ll see that when he ran the lab, he was consistently praised for his efficiency. She says, lab tests take less time when you’re falsifying the results, and he says, he made mistakes, and he’s paid for them. He served his time, and he’s ready to start over. He was just hoping that, even with what she knows about him, she still believes in second chances.

Lee brings Britt to Beradino’s, and the restaurant is empty except for Selena, who tells Britt, good evening. Britt says, and here she thought this place was popular, and Selena says she wanted privacy, so she bought out the entire restaurant. They sit, and Britt says, better and better. Selena asks if there’s a problem, and Britt says, it’s just been a night of surprises. A waiter brings drinks over, and Britt says, private dining, a personal escort here. She was expecting a text. She guesses she’s finding it all a little excessive for a friendly dinner. Selena says, but they’re not friends, and Britt says she guesses they’re not, but that’s what this dinner is all about, right? To get to know each other for Brad’s sake. Selena says, no, that’s not what’s happening here.

Elizabeth tells Laura, it would have sounded petty to say, I know you’re saving refugees and orphans, but pay attention to me. Laura says she doesn’t want to minimize the good Jeff and Carolyn are doing in the world, but she’s seen it. Every time Elizabeth’s parents missed another milestone in her life, Laura saw how much it hurt her. Weddings, births, deaths; Elizabeth needed them to be there with her and they weren’t. Elizabeth thanks her for saying that, and verifying that she’s not the awful petty person she thinks she is. Laura says she understands Elizabeth’s pain, but it worries her a little. Holding on to all this ill will could be hurting her now. Elizabeth says, so she should just let it go? She really thought she had, but now here they are, talking to her kid. Laura says, it’s just a suggestion, but if Jeff and Carolyn are reaching out now, maybe it’s the time to let them back into her life. Not for them, but for the kids, and for Elizabeth.

Violet suggests she and Finn wash their hands before dinner, and he says, she’s absolutely right. They leave, and Gregory asks how Chase has been occupying his time. Chase asks, what the hell was that? Why was he being so rude to Brook? Gregory asks how he was being rude; by stating the facts? She admitted it was her fault Chase was suspended. Chase says, Gregory wants facts; he’ll give him facts. Fact: Brook was trying to pull one over on Valentin, but fact, Peter August was a very dangerous person, and Brook was risking her life for a child. Gregory asks if that isn’t a bit of an exaggeration, but Chase says, Peter would have gladly killed Brook. Peter was the one who poisoned him, but Brook faced her fears, and the wrath from Valentin and her family to keep Maxie’s little baby safe. And the whole time, she was falling for this little girl she knew she’s have to give back. Gregory wants facts? There you go. Gregory says he has to ask. Does Chase have feelings for Brook? Chase says, he and Brook are friends, and Gregory says, that’s not what he asked. Chase says, Gregory is judging someone he doesn’t even know. Finn and Violet come back, and Finn asks what Violet wants to eat. She says she wants to know why Uncle Chase was yelling at grandpa, but Gregory says he and Chase were just having a discussion. Violet says, discussion, that means quiet yelling.

Britt asks why Selena wanted to talk to her, and Selena says she wants what’s best for Brad. Britt says, so does she. Is this about the job? She knows Brad appreciates Selena’s job offer, but he wants to work at GH again. It’s important for Brad to build a new life on his own terms, so he’ll succeed after being in prison. Selena asks if Britt considers menial labor at a hospital a new life, success, and Britt says, he’s owned up to his mistakes. He just wants to turn his life around, and they both know he can’t do that working for Selena’s organization. Selena asks what Britt knows about her organization, and Britt says, only what she’s read in the paper. Selena says, Brad looks to Britt for guidance, and Britt says, they look to each other; they’re best friends. Selena says, which means Brad will listen to Britt, and Britt will listen to her. Britt asks why she would do that, and Selena says, because she knew Britt’s father.

Esme tells Spencer, if it turns out she’s pregnant, then everything she thought about how her life would be goes out the window, and if she’s not, she could have a mob boss after her. Spencer says he can protect her from Sonny, but she says, only if she’s pregnant. He says, regardless, and she asks what he’s saying. He tells her, she can stay here at Windymere, no matter what the test says. He promises. She thanks him, taking his hand, but he walks away. He picks up the pregnancy test, and says, now it’s time they find out the truth.

Nikolas says, Ava sent Sonny after Esme? She’s just a kid. Ava says, that kid blew up her car. That kid thought nothing of using her dead daughter’s memory against her. That kid is a monster. He says he knows what Esme did, but… She says, but nothing. And she doesn’t want to hear how Esme did it for Spencer. That girl is responsible for her choices and her actions, and now she’s responsible for humiliating Josslyn and Cameron, and for trying to destroy Trina’s life. He says, Trina will have a day in court; Sonny won’t give Esme the same courtesy. She says, it would never occur to Trina to make a sex tape of her friends, let alone send it to everybody at PCU; whereas Esme has already proven she’s capable of anything. He says, if Esme is pregnant… and she says, it’s the oldest trick in the book. Please tell her that he doesn’t believe that. He says, Esme’s not claiming to be pregnant; she’s just late. Spencer and Esme are two college kids having sex. Is she saying there’s no possibility Esme could be pregnant? She tells him, what she’s saying is, pregnant or not, she doesn’t want Esme in this house, and after what he’s done, she’s not crazy about having Spencer here either, but he’s Nikolas’s son. Esme on the other hand has got to go. So what’s it gonna be? He says he’s sorry, but he’s made his decision.

Esme comes out of the bathroom, and Spencer says, well? She says, it’s not an instant reading; you have to wait five minutes. He asks where it is, and she says, on the sink. It has to stay flat or the results can be compromised. She pulls out the instructions, and tells him, it says so right here. He says, fine. They’ll wait together, and they’ll look at the test together.

Brad tells Terry that he’s ready prove he’s trustworthy again. And if it’s his only option, orderly it is. He’ll clean up after patients, push wheelchairs, whatever it takes. She tells him that she has to say, he made a better impression than she expected, and he says, let’s hear it for low expectations. She says she’d have to check with Dr. Jones; make sure his ex-husband working here won’t upset him. He says, please tell Lucas that he’ll do his utmost to make sure their paths don’t cross. She says, those are all the questions she has, and he says, so… She says she’ll let him know, and he thanks her for her time. She says she’ll walk him out, and he says, of the building? She says, her office, and they both walk to the hallway. Terry keeps walking, but Brad stands there for a moment, and says, that could have gone better. Amy says, you. What are you doing here? Answer the question. What is he doing lurking around Dr. Randolph’s office? What is he up to? He says he hasn’t… and she yells for security.

Violet asks Finn if they can order apps, and at the bar, Maxie tells Brook that it sounds like Chase was defending her honor. Brook suggests Maxie lay off the romance novels and see someone for herself. Peter is finally dead, and Maxie can get back to her old life. Maxie says, about that… when Gregory says, excuse him for interrupting. It seems he owes Brook an apology. He made some assumptions about her without having the facts. His son straightened him out. Please forgive his rudeness. She glances at Chase, and says, of course (🍷). He was just looking out for his son, doing what any good parent would do. He thanks her, and she says, just don’t let it happen again. She’s just kidding. He laughs, and says he’s looking forward to getting to know her better.

Britt tells Selena, lots of people knew her father. He was quite literally infamous. She doesn’t remember him having any association with the Wu’s. Selena says, so Faison took Britt into his confidence? and Britt says, not really, but there was a time when they were closer. Selena says she knows. Britt traveled with Faison for several years, until the authorities caught up with her in 2017. Brit says she doesn’t particularly enjoy going down Memory Lane with her father, so what does this have to do with Selena’s mistaken belief that Britt will manipulate Brad for her? Selena says, because she knows what Britt and Cesar were doing in 2016. Britt and her father were very busy back in 2016, weren’t they? Such a fascinating story. One the WSB and others closer to home would  love to hear. Britt says, she and her father traveled all over; Selena will have to be more specific. Selena says she doesn’t think she does, and Britt says she thinks Selena is either bluffing or fishing. Selena says, maybe, but imagine for a moment that she’s doing neither. Imagine she has all the proof she needs to send Britt back to prison, for good this time. Britt asks what Selena wants, and Selena says she has plans for Bradley, and changing bedpans isn’t part of this. That’s where Britt comes in. She’ll keep Brad on the right path. The challenge is that while Britt is pulling Brad’s strings, he’ll never know Selena is pulling hers.

Amy asks what Brad’s after. Is he trying to steal records? He says, no; he had a job interview. She laughs, and calls for security again. Terry asks, what’s going on? and Amy says she caught Brad trying to sneak in Terry’s office. Brad says, he told her, he had a job interview, but Amy says, he’s a lying liar who lies. She doesn’t know who he bribed to get out of prison, but she’s sure it’s only a matter of time before he gets himself thrown back in. Terry tells Amy to lower her voice, and Amy says she doesn’t know why Terry is mad at her. He’s the one… Brad says, who is leaving. He thanks Terry for taking the time to meet with him, and sincerely hopes they can work together. He leaves, and Amy yells, fat chance. Terry tells her, that was entirely unprofessional, but Amy says Brad deserves every word she said, and then some. Terry can’t let Brad work here. Terry says she can if she wants too, and Amy says, look, Terry is new at the hospital… Terry says she’s been here four years, and Amy says, time really does fly, doesn’t it? Even so… Terry tells Amy, hiring staff is her decision, not Amy’s. Amy starts to argue, but Terry says, please get back to work.

Ava tells Nikolas, she sees. So they’re not even going to talk about this? and he asks if she’s really interested in talking, because it sounds like she’s making demands. She says, if Esme’s pregnant – and that’s a really big if – Sonny won’t hurt her; she’ll be fine. And if she’s lying again, sayonara Esme. Set her adrift in the launch, and if she makes it to shore, let Sonny do his worst. He says he can’t believe he’s hearing this, and she asks, what about her reaction remotely surprises him? He says, that she of all people would be sending Esme to her fate with Sonny, and she says, Sonny sees the situation more clearly than Nikolas does. Now understand this. Either Esme goes or she goes. He doesn’t say anything, and she says, fine, and slams out.

The timer on Spencer’s phone goes off, and Esme says, if it’s negative will he really let her stay here? He tells her, he said he would, and she says, she’s scared. Please say he’ll protect her. He says he promises, and she thanks him, and says, okay then. Let’s find out If we’re having a baby.

Brook asks what Maxie was going to tell her before Chase’s dad came over. She was going to say… Maxie says, that was something the way Chase stood up to his dad for her, and Brook says, of course (🍷) he did. Chase always goes to bat for his friends. Maxie asks if Brook is sure that’s all that is.

Gregory tells Violet that he’s looking forward to her next tea party. He can’t wait to hear all about what she’s been up to. She says, she and daddy have been having a lot of sleepovers at Aunt Elizabeth’s, and Gregory says, is that right? Finn says, they’ve been staying at Elizabeth’s a few nights a week in case… Gregory says, more problems? but Finn says, no, not lately. He’s kind of hoping the excitement is over.

Elizabeth thanks Laura for the talk, and Laura says, any time. Take care of herself. Elizabeth says she’ll do her best, and tells Laura that she loves her, and Laura says she loves Elizabeth too. She leaves, and Elizabeth locks the door. She’s about to go upstairs, when she hears a thud. She comes back, and the lights go out. A man walks out, but is in the shadows. She asks what he wants, and he says, don’t forget me. She asks who he is, and wakes up on the couch. She says, okay… That was one hell of a dream. She sees something on the art table, and in front of the other drawings is a beach scene with the words DON’T FORGET ME written in big red letters over it.

Tomorrow, Curtis tells Selena that he’s made his position clear; Scotty asks Ava if there’s trouble on Spoon Island; Esme tells Spencer that she has a confession to make; and Nina tells Sasha, it’s just the beginning.

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

Port Mahon, Menorca. Tom tells Gary that he’s looking forward to the next charter. He’d thought the anchor was okay. Gary says, it was a major f*** up, and Tom says, he’s still learning. Gary says, Tom has to speak to Glenn about it. The guests arrive, and Glenn welcomes them aboard. He says he’s going to hand them over to Daisy, who will give them the tour. Daisy shows them around, and says, tomorrow, they’re having a seafood-palooza followed by a talent show. She thinks they’ll be disappointed, since the crew is a talentless bunch. In Daisy’s interview, she says, pretty much all she’s good at is getting tan and drinking margaritas. Colin asks Tom about Ashley, and Tom says he apologized, but Ashely likes to be the victim. Now they’re working together in a small space. Glenn notices Tom is sitting around talking, and suggests he check the port side and see what needs to be done. Ashley asks Gary if he and Gabriella are a thing now, and he says he thought they’d sorted things out. Are they friends? She says, sure, and Colin says he’s never drinking again. In Glenn’s interview, he says, he doesn’t get it. If he was Tom, he’d be working his ass off, but Tom doesn’t even seem fazed. Prove your value. They drop anchor, and get ready for dinner.

As they set the table, Ashley tells Gabriella that she’s having horny problems. Gabriella says, that’s easily solved, when Gary comes along and flirts with Gabriella. In Ashley’s interview, she says, it’s frustrating. If Gary had  gotten with her, they could have done it already. She doesn’t usually lose. Good luck. Glenn makes a call, and says the Parsifal III is looking for a deckhand. He needs one soon. In Glenn’s interview, he says, he’s given Tom a couple days since it happened, but Tom didn’t convince him it was just a one-off. He tells Colin that he likes Tom, but he’s concerned about Tom’s decision making. In his interview, Glenn says, Tom is still distracted. He feels sorry for Tom, but it hasn’t sunk in how serious it was.

Guest Tony dresses up like a bullfighter for Spanish night. The guests find the sunset amazing, and toast to a wonderful Spanish evening. Everyone immediately loves the food, and Gary tells Colin that he doesn’t know what’s going to happen, but it’s not in his control. The guests say, the meal is unbelievable, and Gary calls Kelsie to the wheelhouse. Glenn says, running aground never happened before. He knows Kelsie has several jobs to do, but anchor watch is crucial. Gary explains the procedure, and in Kelsie’s interview, she says, everyone is still shook about running aground. She was totally expecting a thorough walk-through, but she knows her duties. She’s got it. The guests go to bed around midnight. They seem like very sweet people, which is a refreshing change.

At 4 am, the wind is at five knots, and in Kelsie’s interview, she says, there are rocks inside the line. It’s not fun to wake up the boss, but she’d rather wake him up then disobey orders. Gary says he prefers that she wake him, and in her interview, Kelsie says, she understands what’s required of her. The boat’s fine. Gary sings about washing his hair, and I wonder if this is an event. Gabriella asks how Gary is doing, calling him Tarzan. Marcos makes a tremendous amount of food, and breakfast is served. Daisy suggests Colin and Gabriella work on the talent show, and in Gabriella’s interview, she says, nothing is off the table in yachting. She’s been offered money for sex before. Glenn gets a text that a deckhand has been located for him, and will be available after the quarantine period. He requests their CV, and in his interview, Glenn says, to operate the boat properly and safely, he needs the crew to be on top of things, and not giving excuses. Tom has been out of it since they ran aground. It’s better to be a man down than risk not taking advantage of the opportunity to get what he needs.

Glenn radios Tom, and asks him to have a seat in the crew mess. Glenn says he’s had time to think, and it’s clear it took time for the anchor to drag. He wonders how Tom couldn’t notice, and says, the whole point of anchor watch is precisely to make sure that doesn’t happen. He feels bad, but the more he thought about it, he has to let Tom go; he has no choice. Tom says, that wasn’t him (sigh); he’s been going through some things that affected him. Glenn says he understands, but in his interview, Glenn says, Tom will have to clear his mind in another place. He can’t let Tom stay. He can cause harm since the mindset’s not there. The boat has to come first. Ashley tells Gabriella that she thinks Tom is getting the sack, and Glenn tells Tom to get his stuff ready. He’ll have a ride for him in an hour. They fist bump, and in Tom’s interview, he says he’s learned the biggest lesson in his whole life. He wants to start the season again, and do a better job. He learned the hard way he can’t slack. He tells Marcos goodbye, and Marcos tells him to grow from this. Tom says he has to. Gabriella tells Ashley that Tom is a ticking time bomb, and Ashley says, that’s why he needs to go. Glenn calls Daisy, Gary, and Colin to meet him in the wheelhouse, and Tom calls his mom Carol, who tells him that she’s sorry it ended this way. Glenn says if there was a way to keep Tom, he would, but he can’t trust Tom’s judgement. He can’t afford someone on board he can’t trust. He hopes to get a replacement before the next, and asks if Colin can help the deckhands. Colin says, they can make it work if they all chip in.

Glenn calls for a tender, and Tom says he hopes there are no hard feelings with him and Ashley. It was the alcohol. In Tom’s interview, he says, he and Ashley have loved and hated each other the whole trip. He hopes one day they look back on it and laugh. Never have sex with a woman who wants to have sex with your boss. He didn’t want to let anyone down, but he’s been up and down like a yo-yo. He definitely needs to listen more, and not act on his emotions. He says goodbye to everyone, and Glenn says, it was an unexpected sad life lesson.

Ashley gets up just as Tom leaves in the tender, and she asks what she missed. Gary tells her, Tom left, and she says, aw, bye Tom. Daisy asks if they’ll be getting a deckhand by next charter, and Marcos asks Ashley if she’s sad. She says she got teary-eyed, but hopes the new deckhand is someone Kelsie or Ashley likes. She’s done. Colin and Gary confer about Colin helping out. Anchor is home, and in Glenn’s interview, he says, now that Tom is off the boat, he wants things back to normal as quick as possible, so the guests can have the best experience possible. Jim helps with raising the sails, and they get moving. Things fly around below deck, and Colin steers the boat.

Ashley suggests to Marcos that they have a pots and pans band for the talent show. The sails go back down, anchor is dropped, and Marcos works on the seafood-palooza. Daisy doesn’t know what to do for the talent show, and Gabriella says she was a professional dancer; salsa and samba. In Gabriella’s interview, she says she’d danced her whole life, and was picked up by a professional samba team. Her instructor thought she was so good, she gave lessons to celebrities. She’s got this. Glenn asks if any of them has talent? but gets zero response. He says he knows Colin plays guitar. He’s going to tell jokes, which will be the highlight. Gary double-checks everything, and the guests are wanting the water toys. They don’t see a stew, and Jim says they should never leave the primary in charge. They’ll screw sh*t up. They begin to rummage around, when Daisy realizes what’s going on. She radios Gary, and says she’s on the swim platform, and the guests are ready to go swimming. She’ll wait there until he’s ready. Gary says he hates his life. (Ha! He should have my life.) The guests ask if they can jump in the water, and Daisy gives the okay. Glenn joins them, and Jim says, if they’re in trouble, Daisy said it was okay. Gary says, there are some nice caves to look at it, pointing across to the shore. In Gary’s interview, he says, he’s used to hard work, but being a man down sucks. They need an extra crew member to take the load off. The guests go check out the caves in inflatable canoes, and no surprise, it’s gorgeous.

The guests come back, and the crew changes into their blacks. Ashley says she’s going to pound a grapefruit martini tomorrow. Jim bothers Marcos in the galley, wondering what’s for dinner, and in Marcos’s interview, he says he’s making a lot of dishes, family style. He needs to keep them fresh, and has a lot of things going on in the galley. Colin tells Glenn that he’s going to MC, the guests change for dinner, and Daisy takes photos for them. Marcos tells Gabriella that he can’t cook anything in advance, and she says she’ll let him know when the guests sit down. A few minutes later, she tells Marcos that the guests are seated, and Daisy is serving the wine. Jim toasts to a great trip, great friends, and the next trip. Daisy goes to the galley, and tells Marcos, they’re ready. Marcos seems surprised, and Gabriella says, she told him when they sat down. We flash back to ten seconds ago, and Marcos says, it was a misunderstanding. In Gabriella’s interview, she says, how dare he throw her under the bus? Daisy tells Gabriella to give them some bread, and in Marcos’s interview, he says, WTF, Gabby?

Gabriella serves the bread, playing up the homemade aspect. In her interview, she says she was caught off-guard. Marcos threw her under the bus right in front of her face. It’s not her first dinner service. Dinner is twenty minutes late, but the guests pronounce it amazing and heaven on earth. Marcos brings up one of the dishes, and they say they love him. Marcos tells Daisy that he’s used to hearing fire or go ahead; Gabriella said the guests were sitting and drinking wine. She never said anything. The crew gets ready for the talent show, and in Ashley’s interview, she says, the last time she sang in public was in elementary school. Of course everyone clapped; they were six years old.  

The guests are seated for the show, and Colin comes out. He says, since they all have full-time jobs, this was a tall order. The opening act is the Parseval Bombshells doing salsa. Daisy tells Gabriella that she thinks she forgot the steps already, and in her interview, she says, probably the last time she learned steps to a dance was in the 90s. She’s sweating. She and Gabriella do a dance, then Daisy encourages the guests to get up and dance. Jim swings her around like a lasso, and in Daisy’s interview, she says, it was horrible. Marcos spins a plate on his finger, and dances in a circle; and Ashley and Kelsie do an Irish dance. Glenn comes out, and says he wants to talk about his wife. She went with him to the doctor, where he had an exam. Afterward, Glenn told her that the doctor said he could touch himself whenever he feels like it, but she told him, that’s not what the doctor said. He said Glenn could have a stroke at any time. (BA-DUM-CHH!) In his interview, he says, he’s not married. Colin plays the guitar, and sings a song he made up about the guests. When he finishes, he gets up, and tells the guests to hold on to their seats. The final act is Gary Lady Killer King. Jim is seated in a chair up front, and Gary does a lap dance. Jim plays along, dancing himself, and Gary drops his pants. He’s wearing boxers, and those drop, uncovering briefs underneath. At the end, he reveals, thank you for great charter, written on his chest, in what I can only hope was indelible marker. Guest Veronica says, unbelievable, and Jim says, everyone’s a winner. In Glenn’s interview, he says he was amazed and impressed. It was better than what he was expecting.

Gary tells Kelsie, if the wind hits 15 knots, wake him before the alarm. Ashley tells Kelsie that she hopes they get a deckhand the others want to make out with; she wants Gary. She doesn’t think he want her, but she’ll put on the pressure. Gary tells Colin that Ashely would get too attached if he slept with her. He’s going to get Daisy. He doesn’t want to jump into bed with just anyone. Jim is up super early, and Kelsie says he’s in time to watch the sunrise. She asks if Jim wants some coffee, and he says he does, so she goes to the galley. Marcos says, Gabriella is usually up at this time, and Kelsie gets the coffee. Gary radios Kelsie that she can go to bed, and she asks if she can get Jim anything else. He asks for another coffee, as I would, and Gary wonders why some of the deck work isn’t done. This is annoying. He finds Kelsie and says a lot of things are still covered; the guests have nowhere to sit. She says, Jim has been up since 6. Guest Rick asks Gary for coffee, saying, he can’t find a stew. Gary is like, what the…? and finds Gabriella in the galley. He asks her to get the guests coffee, then runs around doing deck stuff.

Gary tells Daisy that Kelsie was tending to the guests, and Daisy says, she should be able to make coffee; no one’s asking her to do work. Gary says he’s just trying to work this out, and Daisy asks, how many coffees did Kelsie have to make? She’s not getting in an argument over coffee. Gary tells her not to put words in his mouth, and she says, he told her Kelsie isn’t getting work done because she had to get coffee for the guests. He’s making it seem like they’re lazy, when Kelsie got to talking to them. In Gary’s interview, he wonders, how hard it is to acknowledge they’re picking up the slack? Daisy says, making coffee isn’t a crazy request, and again Gary tells her not to put words in his mouth, which neither Daisy nor I understand. In Daisy’s interview, she says, Gary is frustrated, and taking it out on her. History repeating itself. He’s blaming her department, and she doesn’t want it to happen again.

Next time, Gabriella and Marcos argue; Ashley says, Gary needs to make a decision; a storm brings swell; and Gary gets hurt.

🏊🏽 Swimming In Stars…

Join me tomorrow for soap, what’s cringeworthy in New Jersey, and some Grammy talk. Until then, stay safe, stay finding joy in the small things, and stay not making assumptions without having the facts.

April 1, 2022 – Trina Makes Her Plea, Byrne Return, Another Year, Annulled, Sponsoring, Deck Wedding, Maid Chosen, NYC Reaction, Dragon Due Date, In the Grammy Know, Music In the Quotes & My Name

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Brick and Sonny bro hug, and Sonny says it’s good to see him. He asks how Brick got there so fast from L.A. Brick says he knows a guy, who knows a guy, who has a jet fueled and ready at LAX. When Sonny calls, he’s here. How can he help? Sonny says, there’s been a void in his life for too long that he’s been trying to fill, and Brick says, someone used to fill that void. Sonny says, yeah, Jason.

The guy from Charlie’s comes to Alexis’s office and says, it’s been a long time, Miss Davis. She says, it’s you, and he says she remembers. She says she never forgets a face, especially when it belongs to the man who blamed her for his brother’s death.

Harmony walks into Charlie’s, and sees Nina, who apparently lives there now. Nina asks how it went with Michael and Willow. She saw them, right? Harmony says she did, and Nina asks if Harmony told them that it’s in Wiley’s best interest to visit her. Harmony tells her, she said all that and more, and Nina says, don’t leave her in suspense; what did they say? Harmony says, not what Nina wanted to hear.

Nikolas walks into Windymere’s living room, and says, there’s nothing to fear. You’re safe. Esme and Spencer follow him in, and Esme says, this place is extraordinary. Even the name sounds grand – Windymere. Spencer says, it’s not like she hasn’t been here before, and Esme says, not for months. It’s good to be back. Nikolas says, more important, she’s safe from Sonny and his goons here, and Spencer says, what about the lady of the house? When is he going to loop Ava in?

Ava slips into the courtroom and sits down, as Judge Young is saying, Trina Robinson, you have two counts against you. How do you plead? Trina hesitates, and Scotty starts to talk, but she says she’s got this. She tells the judge that she pleads not guilty, and I say, yes!

Brick says, it’s the perfect time to raise a glass to their gone, but never forgotten, friend… What happened to the bar? No single malt aged twelve years? Sonny says he’s taking a break from that stuff, but the bar’s loaded if Brick wants to go help himself. Brick says, whither thou goest, I will go, and Sonny laughs. They sit down, and Sonny says he was hoping Brick would say that. Brick asks, how he can help fill that void? Is Sonny up for adventure? San Juan? Hong Kong? Marrakesh? Sonny says, not adventure. Monica has declared Jason legally dead, so they’re all going to be going to the memorial service. Brick says, may he rest in peace, and Sonny says, maybe Jason can, but he can’t. Does Brick remember Selena Wu? Brick says he does. Formidable lady. Is she causing Sonny trouble? Sonny says, she gave him advice, something he’s heard already, and Brick asks, what advice? Sonny says, that he can’t run the business alone anymore. He needs somebody else to step up and fill that hole Jason left behind. Brick says, I accept, and Sonny smiles and nods.

Alexis says, Brendan, isn’t it? and he says, it is. She says, the last time they saw each other, it was at Neil’s funeral. Not a very pleasant occasion for many reasons. Alexis flashes back to the funeral, and Brendan telling her, this is a celebration of Neil’s life. Alexis stripped Neil of everything he considered worth living for. He doesn’t want this service tainted with her presence. She’s not welcome. We see her leaving, and in the present, she says, he made his feelings crystal clear. And if it’s any consolation, that moment was devastating to her, and sent her into her own personal hell. He says he heard she lost her law license, hit the booze pretty hard, and didn’t stop until she attacked a cop and went to prison. She says she’s very flattered that he kept up with her life. What does he want?

Nina says, Willow just told Harmony what she thought Michael wanted to hear. Get her alone. She’ll change her mind and let Nina see Wiley. Harmony says she’s sorry. Willow doesn’t think it’s in Wiley’s best interest to have contact with Nina. Nina says, so Michael and Willow want a fight. They’ll get a fight, especially after her run-in with Carly earlier. Harmony asks, what happened? and Nina says she was reaching out to Carly to compromise about Wiley, but she wasn’t having it. Harmony says, she’s going through a rough patch, right? She just got divorced from Sonny? Nina says, Carly filed for that divorce. She pushed it through practically overnight. She threw away Sonny with both hands. Harmony tells Nina, give it some time; let Carly lick her wounds. Give her time to heal. Nina says, if that ever happens. And then what? Wiley will be in college, asking, who’s Nina? and he’ll never know who his birth mother is. If only she knew Nelle was her daughter before Nelle died. She could have saved Nelle from herself, and she wouldn’t have to be begging for a chance to get to know her grandson, or for him to know her.

Nikolas says, they can let Ava know when she gets home. Right now, she’s at Trina’s hearing. Spencer says, right, that was today, and Esme asks if he wishes he was there. He says he’s the last person Trina wants to see, and she says she didn’t ask what Trina would want. Nikolas asks if Esme wants to drop her bags off in the bedroom. It’s the same one as the last time. Spencer says, Nikolas can’t stop Esme from bringing up Trina; she’s obsessed. Esme asks if she doesn’t have reason to be. It doesn’t matter that there’s evidence Trina posted that video of Joss and Cam. Sonny Corinthos still believes it was her. Nikolas says, which is why she’s at Windymere and Spencer is home. And she’s safe. She asks if any place is really safe from Sonny, and Spencer says, Uncle Sonny will do anything and everything to protect his family. She says he means protect them from her, and he tells her, he didn’t say that. She says he didn’t have to. She’ll take her bags up. She leaves, and Nikolas asks why Spencer is treating Esme this way when he invited her to stay here. Spencer says he’s sorry, but Esme pushes his buttons; the way he’s been known to push other people’s. By the way, is there a bomb shelter on the island? Nikolas asks, why? and Spencer says, because he’d like to be inside it when Nikolas tells Ava that he and Esme moved in.

Scotty tells Trina, stick with me, kid. They’ll be sorry they tried to railroad you. ADA Arden says, this was a premeditated act that required a significant amount of planning. The defendant specifically targeted her friends with the intent to cause harm. The state requests bail be set at $250,000. Scotty jumps up, and says, your honor, my client is a freshman in college. She’s not Lizzie Borden. She has ties to the community. She’s innocent until proven guilty. She should be released without bond. Arden says, if the defendant is released without posting significant bail, and access to a computer, she has the capacity to do significant harm. (Huh?) Who knows who else she’s taped? Scotty tells her to save that for her closing statement, if she even gets that far. Judge Young tells Scotty, that will be enough, and tells Arden, there’s no indication the defendant poses a threat to the community. Therefore, the defendant is released without bond. He bangs his gavel, and Scotty dusts off his hands. The judge tells Trina that she’s free to go, pending a trial date to be determined. The bailiff says, court is adjourned, and Portia runs over to Trina, saying, she’s never been more prouder of her. She hugs Trina, and Curtis says, Trina was great. Ava says, may I? and hugs Trina, who thanks her for coming. Ava says she’s so proud of Trina, proclaiming her innocence. Josslyn says, they’ll prove it, no matter what it takes, and she and Trina hug. Trina says, you too, Webber, and Cameron adds to the hug.

Brendan  says he was in pain, and he wasn’t ready to face his brother’s failings, so he lashed out at Alexis; blamed her for Neil’s death. Alexis asks if that’s an apology, and he says, it is. She says she wishes she’d known about Neil’s addiction. She could have helped. But he hid it from her, and she had no clue. He says, she suffered enough. Look at her now. Brand new career, off the booze, respected, productive member of her community. She thanks him for the compliment, and says, he was really hostile to her at Neil’s funeral, so what is it with the sudden attitude adjustment? He says he’s had some bad luck himself; failed marriage, failed business. It brings humility. She says, and the need to make almonds amends? He says, as two people who loved Neil, he hoped they could come to an understanding.

Harmony tells Nina that she’s sorry. Nothing can bring back Wiley’s birth mother, but she has to know that Willow loves that little boy like he’s her own flesh and blood. If Nina gives it some time, maybe Willow can convince Michael that she should see her grandson. Nina asks, how much time? Because this is the same woman Harmony told her thinks she isn’t good for Wiley. She remembers when Willow was Miss Tate, and taught her former stepdaughter Charlotte. She didn’t like Willow then, and she should have trusted her instincts. Harmony says, Willow is highly principled, and Nina says, oh please. Willow says she’s going to help Nina, and the next moment, she pulls a 180 and sides with Michael. She doesn’t have a backbone. She only pretends that she’s compassionate. That weeping Willow is no oak. Harmony says, just because she’s gentle doesn’t mean she’s weak, and Nina says she’s sorry. She knows Willow is Harmony’s daughter. She’s just frustrated. Look how Willow has treated Harmony. She’s barely spoken to Harmony since she got out of prison. Harmony says things are much better between them now, and Nina says, until Michael shuts her down. Then what’s going to happen? She’s incapable of standing up to the man, or Carly. Nina would be better off to ask a stranger for help. Harmony hisses, Willow is no stranger, and she’s just as strong as her mother, but Nina says she’s never going to be as strong as Harmony. Harmony has overcome a lot, and turned her life around. Willow would be lucky to have even one drop of her courage. Harmony says she forgot; she has an appointment. She has to go. She walks out, and I’m starting to wonder if Nina is delusional.

Sonny asks Brick if that’s a serious offer. He could use Brick’s areas of expertise. Brick says, he can definitely help with the logistics, business support, definitely cyber security, but Sonny will need to bring in somebody else as a facilitator. Sonny says he’d trust Brick with his life, and Brick says, trust goes both ways; Sonny knows that. Sonny nods, and says, Jason used to do the day-to-day, but since he passed, Sonny has to deal with the other families, and try to figure out who targeted his stepdaughter. Brick asks if he’s talking about the tape of Josslyn and her boyfriend, and Sonny says, he saw the tape? Bricks says, hell no, but he saw people seeing it. It took every bit of self-control he could muster, not to take every one of them out. (What? Where are people watching this? And where is Brick hanging out?) Brick asks Sonny to please tell him that he found out who did this, and Sonny says he knows who’s responsible. He doesn’t have proof yet, but he put them on notice.

Ava says, congratulations. Scotty has one courageous client, and he says, tell him about it, but she’s got a big fight ahead… He sees Arden, and says, counselor, get used to the judge seeing things my way. Arden says, cyber crimes are insidious. The law is still catching up. The fact is, whatever goes on the internet, stays their forever. His client taped her friends without their knowledge and put it up for the whole world to see. Scotty says, hey Molly, tell your boss here… and Molly says, he can address her as ADA Lansing-Davis. He rolls his eyes, and says, okay, but she can’t really believe Trina did this. She says she believes DA Scorpio offered a generous plea bargain, and it was his obligation as Trina’s attorney to advise her to take it. Arden says, her associate’s right. She should have taken the deal, but she didn’t, so they’re going to trial. She’s going to take a stand for everyone who’s ever had an intimate picture or video weaponized against them. His client might have thought it was no big deal, but she was mistaken, and she’ll go to prison for the full term. She and Molly leave.

Trina thanks Josslyn and Cameron for being here and standing by her. Josslyn says, that’s what friends do, and Trina says, they took back the narrative when they told their story to The Invader. Their courage made her realize she doesn’t need to give in to cyber bullies, to Esme. The world needs to know she’s not the one who hurt them. Scotty says, they’ve got to talk strategy, and Portia says, now? Is that really necessary? Trina’s already been through so much today. He says, that ADA’s out for blood, and Curtis says, the judge hasn’t even set a trial date yet. Trina says, honestly, she just wants to take a long hot bath, and Scotty says, okay, she can do that. Tomorrow, they have a lot of work to do. Trina thanks him, and Curtis says he noticed there were reporters outside in the corridor. They’re going to want a statement, which he doesn’t think any of them should be making. Ava says she knows her way around this courthouse. They can exit this way. Portia tells Trina, let’s go home, and they follow Ava out. Josslyn tells Cameron, if she were her mom, she’d walk out of this courtroom with her head held high. He says, but she’s not her mom; she has nothing to prove. Josslyn says, only to herself, and Smoltz stumbles in. Cameron says, he’s too late; Trina went out the back. Smoltz says, it’s not Trina he wants. It’s Cameron and his girlfriend.

Josslyn says, they already told their stories to The Invader. Read it himself if he can afford the paywall. Smoltz says, he did read it, and Cameron says, then he would know they have nothing else to say. Smoltz says he knows Alexis Davis stole his scoop, and cut him out of the story, and Cameron says, oh boo-hoo. Life’s unfair. Smoltz says, what about their friend Trina? Their story did some good, but what about their friend? Josslyn says, what about Trina? and Smoltz says, did she do it? Did she film them and post it? Cameron says, hell no, and Smoltz asks, how can he be so sure? Do they know who’s responsible? Cameron and Josslyn look at each other, and he says, they do know. They just can’t prove it? Josslyn asks what he wants, and he says, an exclusive. Tell him stuff they didn’t say in the interview, and he’ll help them get the goods on whoever set up their friend. Sound good? Ava comes back, and says, you. Get the hell away from them.

Portia says, welcome home, and asks what Trina thinks. Trina says she liked it when it belonged to Joss’s dad, but she likes it even better now that it’s Portia’s. A safe harbor. Curtis says, good memories? and Trina says, yeah. Six months ago, their biggest problem was opening a jar of Sonny’s marinara sauce. Now everything’s changed. Curtis says, she heard what the lawyer said. They’re going to fight this. Portia says, they’re going to fight this, and they’re going to win. Trina says she told Joss and Cam that their courage gave her courage, but Portia and Curtis’s support helped her out a lot too. Curtis says, they can do a lot more than offer moral support. He could find evidence to exonerate her. He hasn’t forgotten how to find clues in dumpsters and garbage cans. Portia says, let’s hope it doesn’t come to that, and Trina says, Spencer’s right. On one hand, there are tons of people who believe in her. Curtis says, and on the other hand? and she says, there’s evidence that proves she did it. Esme made sure of that.

Nikolas tells Spencer, Ava is well-aware of Sonny’s methods when he feels someone has crossed him or his family. She’ll understand the need to protect Esme. Spencer says, but will she understand why he’s sitting across from her at breakfast? and Nikolas says, it’s not a permanent arrangement. If Trina is found guilty, Sonny will have to accept the verdict and back off. Spencer says, even if Uncle Sonny does, he doesn’t think Ava will. Ava loves Trina like a daughter. She’d happily throw Esme to the wolves if it means Trina goes free. Nikolas says, and if Esme is carrying Spencer’s child? Ava may not like it, but she’ll make peace with it. Spencer says, and if Esme’s not pregnant? and Nikolas says, that’s all the more reason for Spencer to find out.

Brick says, so little Spencer has a girlfriend, and Sonny says, he’s not so little anymore. Brick says, Sonny has always liked this kid, and Sonny says, he still does, but not his company. Brick says, Sonny is convinced this Esme Prince is behind the video. Is he sure Spencer didn’t help? Sonny says, Spencer has done some terrible things, but he’s known Josslyn since they were in kindergarten, and Cameron is part of his extended family. He thinks Spencer’s hands are clean. Brick says, so the girlfriend is operating behind his back, and Sonny says, yep. If they can prove Trina is innocent and Esme is guilty, it won’t be just justice for Josslyn and Cameron. It will be a way for Spencer to dump his girlfriend. Brick says he knows Sonny’s got his own people on it, but as always, if Sonny needs him… Sonny says, yeah, he needs Brick, and Brick says, then he’s on it, but in the meantime… Sonny says, what is on his mind? and Brick says, Sonny is always running around looking out for everybody else. Who’s looking out for him?

Scotty goes into Charlie’s, and asks Nina what she wants. He’s very busy. He has a young woman who needs his help, unlike her. She says she’s sorry. She thought she could avoid going to court, and he says she thought she could get somebody to intercede with Wiley’s parents? Somebody like Sonny? But he threw her to the wolves, didn’t he? She says, no, this has nothing to do with Sonny. Her go-between couldn’t really do anything because Willow is so besotted with Michael, she won’t stand up to him or Carly. He says, why would she? Her mother couldn’t even stand up to that snake oil salesman Shiloh. Nina says, he’s not making this easy on her. Can they sit down? He asks, why should he? He kept her out of prison, and she turned her nose up at his legal expertise. So if she wants his help now, he’ll have to hear her say it.

Alexis says she assumes this understanding comes at a price, but Brendan  says, he wouldn’t put it that way. She asks how he’d put it, and he says, she couldn’t have risen from the ashes without help. Is it wrong of him to want the same thing? She says, that depends on what he means by help. Forgiveness? Friendship? He says his brother lost his life by getting involved with a self-destructive alcoholic, and she says, there it is. She was wondering how long he was going to keep up the Mr. Nice Guy act. There’s the door, move toward it, and don’t look back. He says, his brother was never a rich man, and funerals are expensive. She can deny it all she wants, but she contributed to Neil’s death. She needs to make things right. She says she’ll never stop wondering what happened to Neil, and starts to get her stuff together to leave. How he became an addict, and how that addiction took his life. She’s not at all satisfied that’s the truth, but she won’t be browbeaten into paying for his brother’s mistakes. There’s nothing he can say that will make her change her mind. He asks if she’s sure about that.

Alexis says, he needs to leave, but Brendan  says he’s not leaving until he gets what he wants. Harmony walks in, and asks Alexis if she’s early. Alexis says, actually, she’s right on time. Brendan was just leaving. Harmony introduces herself, and he says, Brendan Byrne, Neil’s brother. Harmony Miller. Where does he know that name? Have they met before? Harmony says she doesn’t think so. He might have seen her on TV, in connection with an organization called Dawn of Day. She was pretty notorious back then. Alexis says she and Harmony were just leaving, so if he doesn’t mind… He says, of course (🍷). He’ll send her his contact information. If she sees an opportunity she thinks he might be right for, let him know. He leaves, and Harmony says, what was all that about? Alexis says she doesn’t know, but it was scary.

Sonny says, Brick doesn’t have to worry. He survived all those months in Nixon Falls; he can survive anything. Brick says, but he wasn’t alone, and Sonny asks if he’s talking about Nina. Brick says, yeah. She must be one helluva lady to come between Sonny and Carly. Sonny asks if Brick still has something for his wife, and Brick asks if he doesn’t mean ex-wife. He just admires Sonny’s taste, but he gave up Carly. Brick just hopes this new lady’s worth it.

Nina and Scotty get a drink, and Nina says, okay. He needs to hear her say it. She clears her throat, and says she made a mistake. He says, what? and she repeats it louder. She says, she shouldn’t have pinned all her hopes on Willow’s compassion. Does he feel better? He suggests she hire Martin Grey, that folksy downhome charm works with a few judges. She says she doesn’t need folksy downhome charm. She needs a fighter, a killer, that will leave his opponents bloody in the field. He says, that’s him. However, he’s busy right now with Trina Robinson. Nina says she needs his help, and she’s willing to put him on retainer immediately. He says, before he takes her money, he needs to know she’s going to fight for Wiley, no matter what. And if that means kicking Sonny to the curb, then she’s going to do that.

Trina comes back downstairs, and Portia asks what she thinks. Trina says, great room, and thanks her. Portia says she made it up like Trina’s old room, but she probably wants to get rid of the stuffed animals now that she’s grown up. Trina says, no, never, as all of us who have them past our teenage years would say, but she’s still looking forward to returning to her dorms when this nightmare ends and she proves her innocence.  Then this place is theirs. Portia says, it’s Trina’s home too. And she doesn’t have to be brave. They’re in this together. Curtis says, all of them, and they have a family group hug.

Josslyn says, what part of no way doesn’t Smoltz understand? and Smoltz says, give it up, man. Ava faces him, and says, a journalist like Mr. Smoltz won’t stop until you slam the door in his face, or better yet, on his writing hand. He asks if she hasn’t heard of the first amendment, and she says, it comes right before the second, and I literally lol. Smoltz says, that sounds like a threat, and Ava says she was hoping it would. Cameron says he and Josslyn can handle this, and Josslyn tells Smoltz, they’re not interested in boosting his career. Cameron says, in other words, get lost. Smoltz says, fine; their loss. He stomps to the door, and says, and their friend Trina’s. He slams out, and Josslyn says, this wasn’t Ava’s fight. Ava says, on the contrary. Avery would never forgive her if she didn’t stand up for her sister. Cameron says, that guy had one thing right. Trina’s in deep trouble until they prove she’s innocent. Josslyn says, and Esme’s guilty.

Spencer looks out the window, and Esme tells him, she just got an alert on her phone; Trina pled not guilty. He says he hopes she can prove it, and she says, even if Trina tries to accuse her instead, when she might be carrying his child? He says, let’s find out. Why hasn’t she taken that home pregnancy test yet? She says she’s scared, and he asks if she’s scared that she’s pregnant, or that she’s not?

Harmony says she assumes Brendan was there talking about his brother, and that’s what caused all the tension when she walked in? Alexis says, it was really weird. He shows up all sympathetic, not at all like the guy who heaped abuse on her at Neil’s funeral. Harmony asks if something changed, and Alexis says, he thought the Mr. Nice Guy act would convince her to help bail him out of his troubles. When she refused, he went from Jekyll to Hyde. He thinks she owes him because she caused the relapse that caused Neil’s death. Harmony flashes back to injecting Neil, and says, it was good thing she walked in when she did. Just stay away from Neil’s brother. The farther the better.

Ava tells Josslyn and Cameron, don’t lose any sleep over Esme. The truth will come out. Trina will be vindicated. Cameron says she sounds confident, and Josslyn says, Esme has skated so far… Ava… Ava says she’s spoken to someone who has an interest in seeing Esme punished for targeting the two of  them. Cameron looks at Josslyn, and says, who’s that? Ava says she knows it’s difficult for them to trust her, but this time they’re going to have to. Esme is going to get what’s coming to her. Ava strides out the back way.

Esme says she wants Spencer with her when she takes the test, but she doesn’t need a test to tell her what she really wants. He says, which is? and she says him; she wants to be with him. Does he want to be with her? Don’t answer that now, but ask himself this. If it were without the baby, does her being here work to his advantage? He asks, how? and she says, by driving a wedge between his father and Ava. Isn’t that what he wanted all along?

Sonny tells Brick, he’s taking it day to day. As far as him and Nina, he can’t read into the future, but he will say this. The connection they had in Nixon Falls was real. Brick says, he knows Sonny, and when he wants something, he goes for it, and he usually gets it. Sonny flashes back to him and Nina dancing at Charlie’s, and Brick says, Sonny is thinking about her right now, and Sonny asks if they can get back to the matter at hand. Brick says, the future… without Jason. That’s something they can work on. The future without love, with all due respect, is not for Sonny.

Nina says, Sonny knows she won’t force him to pick sides, but Scotty says, Carly, Michael, and Willow will. So if Sonny has to choose… She says, Sonny is going to do what’s best for his family, and she’s going to do what’s best for hers. He asks if she’s willing to lose lover boy, but she says she won’t lose him. Not if he’s the man she knew in Nixon Falls, and the man she sees in Port Charles. He asks what makes her think she can have it all? and she says, she’s going to have her grandson in her life, and she’s going to have the man who changed her life for the better. He says, sorry, nobody gets it all, nobody, but she says, there’s always a first time.

Sonny says, he and Brick will regroup after Jason’s memorial service. In the meantime, is Brick willing to take on more managerial responsibilities? Brick says he can search for a facilitator to take on some of Jason’s other skill sets; don’t worry about that. Sonny says, okay. He has one more job for Brick. He wants Brick to find out how Esme Prince engineered that video. Brick says, he’s on that; no problem. Sonny asks if Brick wants a drink to seal the deal. Raising his glass, he says, sparkling water. Brick says, to think he’s always admired Sonny, and Sonny says, not anymore? but Brick says, now more than ever, and they clink glasses.

Scotty tells Nina, Michael is out to win, and Diane Miller is a tough cookie. She will dig up whatever she can. Nina says, she understands, and he gets up, asking if there’s anything he needs to know before he files the petition. She tells him, don’t faint, but she thinks her life is pretty much an open book at this point. He says, no little secrets in her diary? No skeletons in her closet? She says, no. Wiley is the only thing left of her daughter in this world. She owes it to Nelle be in his life, whether Michael or Saint Willow like it or not. He says, then hang her hat with him. She won’t regret it. They shake hands, and she says she hopes not.

Alexis says, Harmony never said what brought her by, and Harmony says, it can wait. She’s going to cook Alexis dinner; she’ll make something soothing. Alexis says she could use something soothing. Neil’s brother being here reminds her how horrible Neil’s death was. She can’t help wonder if that eviction is the thing that caused his death. Alexis turns out the lights, and they go to the hallway, but Alexis says  she forgot her phone, and goes back to her desk in the dark. Harmony stands in the doorway, and looks around.

Brendan  looks through a bunch of folders, and finds one that says Harmony Miller. He says he knew that name was familiar.

Trina says, it’s one thing to plead not guilty, but she has to live with that decision. That ADA is obviously out to get her. She couldn’t believe when she said $250,000 bail. Curtis says he believes she was just grandstanding, and the judge ignored her recommendation. Trina says, this time. The ADA thinks Trina’s guilty, and Scotty said she’s out for blood. What if the ADA convinces the jury she’s guilty? Portia says, that’s not going to happen. And instead of dwelling on it, why doesn’t Trina take that nice hot bath she was talking about earlier? It will make her feel better. Trina says Portia talked her into it, and goes upstairs. Portia tells Curtis, she doesn’t know how long she can keep this up. What if Trina’s right? They have no idea what’s going to happen. Curtis says, Trina has a lot of people by her side, and more courage than anyone he knows. Portia says she doesn’t disagree; she has faith in her daughter, just not in the world. Curtis says, as long as they have faith in each other, they can’t lose.

Cameron asks if Josslyn is  ready to go home, and she says, actually, she’d like to go back to the dorms. He says, Trina’s not the only one being brave, and she says, she’s not being brave. She just wants things to go back to normal, if that’s even possible. He says he’ll try to help make that happen, and she thanks him. They kiss, and he says, let’s go. He starts to head to the back, but she says, actually, she’d like to go out the front. He asks if she’s sure, and she says, if she can face a bunch of people on campus, she can face a couple of reporters outside. It’s hard to believe Trina is going to come back here and fight for her innocence. He says, it doesn’t matter what Ava says; this is going to be tough. She says, this is why they need to help Trina. They need to find a piece of evidence that Esme framed her. He asks how they pull that off, and she says, by proving Esme can be in two places at once. She leads him out of the courtroom.

Ava walks into Windymere, calling for Nikolas, and Esme says, he’s upstairs. Ava walks into the living room, where Esme is sitting. She sees Esme is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting

On Monday, Violet asks Brook how her baby is; Gregory comes for a visit; Ava asks Nikolas what it’s going to be; and Spencer tells Esme, it’s time to take that pregnancy test.

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Forgotten Brother…

I forgot about him anyway.

🍾 Happy Anniversary…

A look at GH over the years.

👰🏼 Never Happened…

I think the rules regarding annulments must have relaxed. I thought it either had to be fraud or that you didn’t consummate the marriage. And being realistic, the latter probably hasn’t been an issue since the 1600s.

👭🏼 Sisters Helping One Another…

It’s hard to think of Leah being anyone’s sponsor, but stranger things have happened.

🛥 Her New Deck…

She certainly looks a lot happier than she did on the Mediterranean.

https://people.com/tv/below-deck-med-hannah-ferrier-marries-fiance-josh-roberts/

👰🏻 But She Seemed Like the Normal One…

Proof that the world has gone mad. Maybe Dina is still grieving over Grandma Wrinkles and not in her right mind. In other news, I had no idea Kim D had a last name.

🗽 Reboot Raspberry…

I don’t think Jill Zarin ever stopped expressing a desire to return from the time she was let go.

🐉 Flying In Soon…

An update on House of the Dragon.

🎶 Can’t Stop the Music…

All you need to know.

https://www.grammy.com/news/2022-grammys-nominations-64th-grammy-awards-looking-ahead-how-to-watch

Who’s performing.

https://pitchfork.com/news/grammys-2022-performers-list-see-the-full-lineup/

How no one wants to be there. That’s how I feel seeing a performer in Atlantic City. They don’t want to be there. I don’t want to be there. Why are we here?

🎷 Quotes of the Week

Smile, breathe, and go slowly…Thich Nhat Hanh

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. – Kahlil Gibran

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. – Buddha

Music is the soundtrack of your life. – Dick Clark

Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It’s beyond me. – Zora Neale Hurston

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. – Bob Marley

If you have made mistakes, there is always another chance for you. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call ‘failure’ is not the falling down, but the staying down. – Mary Pickford, 1892-1979, American actress

The only truth is music. – Jack Kerouac

I’d rather see my face aging than a face I don’t recognize at all. – Cameron Diaz

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.Albert Schweitzer (Hey, what’s wrong with dogs?)

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. – Steve Jobs

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. – Victor Hugo

✍🏽 Don’t Forget To Write…

I’ll return to the keyboard at approximately Dead o’clock. Be there or be an octagon. Until then, stay safe, stay seeking truth, and stay letting the courage of others give you courage.

March 31, 2022 – DA Scorpio Offers Trina a Plea Deal, a Name, a Recast, Catching Up, New Role, Two Different Losses, One Loud Slap & Keep On

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Carly thanks Sam for dragging her to yoga class, and Sam says, at least it wasn’t kicking and screaming. Carly says she needed to come to clear her mind, and Sam says, hopefully she’ll be able to find some serenity in here. Nina walks in with Maxie, and Carly says, so much for that.

At Charlie’s with Nikolas and Spencer, Esme says she keeps playing it over and over in her head. If Nikolas and Victor hadn’t shown up when they did, who knows what Sonny would have done to her? Spencer still can’t believe his Uncle Sonny had her kidnapped, and she says, really? Here she was betting he thought she deserved it. We see a man at one of the tables looking at the Invader article, and then at them.

Scotty says, here’s what happens today. Trina makes a plea, the ADA will recommend bail. Of course (🍷) he’ll argue against it as to why she should be free, and the judge will decide if there is bail and how much. Trina says, her plea is not guilty, and Scotty says, bingo. Portia says, sounds easy enough, and Curtis says, Trina will be out of here before she knows it,

Alicia says, well? and Alexis says, they’re trending. She knew this would do well, but the AP wire’s picked it up and it’s gone national. It’s huge. They high-five.

In the moss bowl🎍less kitchen, Josslyn asks if Cameron has seen the article, and he says, it’s hard not to. It feels like it’s everywhere. She says, that’s probably because it is. How does he feel about that?

At the MetroCourt, Willow tells Diane, they don’t want this to escalate, and Michael says, for a lot of reasons. His family has enough to deal with right now. Their focus should be on Josslyn. He’s also worried the charges could hurt them, particularly him if Nina petitions for visitation. Diane says, they can and they will.

Maxie asks if Nina wants to take a different class, but Nina says she won’t be scared off, not by Carly or anyone else. They sit, and so do Sam and Carly on the other side of the room. Carly says she hates that she sees Nina everywhere she goes. It’s like that thing at the carnival when you whack a mole and it pops up in another hole. Sam says they can leave if she wants, but Carly says, hell no. She’s staying right here. She’s not going to let that bitch run her out of here.

Spencer says, of course (🍷) he doesn’t think Esme deserved to be kidnapped, but she says, his track record of siding with other people against her lately is pretty strong. He says he likes his Uncle Sonny, but does he always condone Sonny’s actions? No. She says, he was so angry and threatening, and Nikolas says, considering Sonny believes she took that video of Josslyn and Cameron, he’s not surprised. She asks, what else has to happen for people to believe it wasn’t her? The police made an arrest. Nikolas asks if Spencer heard the latest, and Spencer says he went to see Trina. Esme says, of course (🍷) he did. So when she was being hauled off by some goon to face the wrath of his beloved uncle, Spencer was professing his undying devotion to Trina? Spencer says, that’s not what… and she says, that’s just great. She gets up, and says she hopes they’ll be very happy, but Spencer says, if Esme would let him get a word in, she’d know he told Trina that he believes her.

Molly says hi to Curtis, and he gives her a hug. He says he was wondering if she was going to be the ADA for the case, and she says she’s working under ADA Arden, but yes. She hopes this isn’t too awkward; her prosecuting Portia’s daughter. He says she’s doing her job, he gets it, and she says, she has to admit she was surprised to see Trina was the defendant. She seems like such a good person. He says, she is, so he has faith justice will prevail. He says he has to go back in, gives her a quick kiss on the cheek, and leaves.

Scotty says, there’s a possible plea deal coming. He spoke to his man in the DA’s office, but nothing’s been decided yet. Arden comes in, and Scotty says, oh damn. He asks, what’s going on? He thought Miss Lansing-Davis was prosecuting the case. Arden says she’s sure he was counting on that. Molly is second chair in this trial, but she’s prosecuting. She suggests his client take the deal she’s about to offer.

Nina asks why Molly keeps staring at Carly and Sam, and Maxie asks if she can’t feel it. You can cut the tension with a knife. She’s thankful they don’t have any of those, because the last thing they need right now are weapons. Nina asks her, please try and relax, and Maxie says, that’s the idea, but this is beyond cringy. Nina says, for who? and Maxie says, her. Nina says she’s sorry. She hadn’t thought about how difficult this was for Maxie. Maxie says, point taken. Change of topic. How’s visitation going with Wiley? She’s been so busy with the Deception IPO, she’s lost track of what’s going on. Nina says, her goal is to avoid involving the courts, and Maxie says, so Michael and Willow are letting her visit with Wiley? Nina says, not quite, but she may have found someone who can change that.

Harmony goes to Alexis’s office, and says she hopes Alexis doesn’t mind that she just dropped by. Things felt a little unsettled… Alexis says, yeah, when Harmony forgot to tell her that she’d already been in her house, indoctrinating her daughter. Harmony says she’s so sorry, for what she did to Kristina, and for not telling Alexis, especially after she’s been so kind to let Harmony into her home. So if Alexis wants her to leave… Alexis says she understands that Harmony’s past has been problematic, but in the present, she needs to be forthright from now on. Harmony says, okay, and Alexis says, Harmony can stay at the house until she finds something that’s right for her. Harmony says she hopes it won’t take that long, and as soon as she saves up for a deposit, she’ll be out of Alexis’s hair; she promises. She thanks Alexis, and Alexis says, it’s a good thing she’s feeling generous today. Harmony takes it the article was a success, and Alexis says, actually, it was. She thinks she might be getting her groove back in her second act. She hasn’t felt this good since before she fell off the wagon. Harmony flashes back to injecting Neil, and says she’s just happy that Alexis’s troubles are a thing of the past. Finally. Alexis asks why she has the feeling Harmony’s troubles aren’t.

Michael says he was defending his sister. Does Diane think a judge will hold that against him? She says, depends on the judge, but worrying about it at this juncture is premature. Nina has yet to even file a petition for visitation. He says he wants to be prepared in case she does, and Diane says, Nina’s legal counsel could use the assault charge to argue that Nina will provide a more stabilizing influence for Wiley, and Michael says, what? She says, considering he’s prone to punching reporters, and defense attorneys. Willow says, Scott never pressed charges for that, and Michael says, there are piles of evidence that prove Nina is anything but stable. Diane says, they could also use it to impugn his character, casting Nina in an even more sympathetic light. He says, Nina let everyone believe his father was dead. What rational person would have sympathy for her after that? Diane says, this is all moot, because she has a plan to make it all go away.

Carly takes a deep breath, and says, it’s not working. Every time she closes her eyes, she sees Josslyn’s face. Sam says she reread the article, and she’s super impressed with Joss and Cam’s bravery, and Carly says, her too. All the credit goes to Sam’s mom. That article really struck a chord with people; it’s trending everywhere. Sam asks if that’s a good thing, and Carly says, yes and no. Yes, because it’s telling Josslyn and Cam’s side of the story, but it’s also shining a bigger light on them, so when are they getting back to their normal lives? Sam asks if Carly has talked to Joss, but Carly says, Josslyn was asleep when she left for work this morning. Josslyn texted her though, and she sounds strong. Sam says, like mother, like daughter. She’s going to be okay.

Cameron asks if it’s just him, or does it feel like they’re living under a microscope? She says, it’s not just him; her phone’s been blowing up. He says, reporters asking for follow-up statement? and she says, oh yeah, and she thinks she’s decided never to leave the house again. Not until this whole thing dies down. He tells her that he could say, I told you so, and she says, but he won’t? He says, this is exactly why he didn’t want to do the interview, and she says she still thinks the good outweighs the bad. How’d that thing at school go? Did he get the issue resolved with the registrar? He says, yeah. He hates that they have to be back in public. All those people whispering and staring. She says she made herself stop reading all comments on social media. It’s insane. After all of their transparency, people still think they know their experience better than they do. It’s messed up. He says, there are a few good moments though. This girl came up to him on campus, and said she admired them. Josslyn says she did see a handful of comments saying they were respected for calling attention to the issue. Some women even said they might want to share their stories. He says, that’s really cool. He guesses he’s not huge on the extra attention they’ve been getting, but in the end, he thinks they made the right decision. She says, it’s her turn to say, I told you so, and he says, it’s still hard. She says she knows, but she thinks she should focus on the positive, and ignore most of the negative. Things will get easier. He says, he’s game, and she says, now that the article’s out, they have something to praise themselves for. They took a lot of control back. He takes her hand, and says, this will not define us for the rest of our lives. She says, they won’t let it.

Diane says, the could try offering something to Smoltz (correct spelling – my bad) in exchange for dropping the charges, and Michael says, like? She says, like him, or someone close to him, providing information for one of Smoltz’s stories. Michael says he’d be down for that, as long as the piece isn’t damaging to his family, and Diane says, of course (🍷) not. Let her brainstorm with Alexis, and they’ll see what bait they can dangle before Smoltz. She’ll be in touch. She leaves, and Michael tells Willow that he’s sorry. She says, why? and he says, for jeopardizing their ability to block Nina from Wiley. She says, he doesn’t know that, and he says, it’s a pretty good assumption. She says, even if he has, there’s zero reason to apologize. She loves that he stood up for Josslyn. That he’s protective of his family is one of the things that made her fall for him. He says, one of the things? Is she saying there’s more? She says, many, and he says he’d love to hear them. She asks if he wants a list, and he says, whatever form she chooses. She asks how much time he has, and he says, for her – he kisses her hand – forever.

Harmony tells Alexis that she’s going to see Willow and Michael, and she’s been thinking about Nina’s request. Alexis says, to convince Michael and Willow to allow visitation? and Harmony says, yeah. She decided to help Nina. Alexis says, she advised Harmony not to do that, so why is she entertaining that? Harmony says she feels bad for Nina. She’s had so much loss. If she can help Nina by being kind, shouldn’t she? Alexis says, that’s very generous; not smart, but generous. Harmony says she doesn’t want Willow to hate her, but Alexis says, she’s not going to hate Harmony. She’s not going to like it, but Willow’s not going to hate her. It’s not going to tank Harmony’s relationship with her. Harmony hopes Alexis is right, and Alexis says, Harmony needs to have some faith in her daughter. Harmony thanks her for listening, and Alexis says, anytime. Harmony says she’s happy Alexis got her life back on track. It must feel good. Alexis says, it does; it feels really good.

The man continues to look between the article, and Esme, and Esme says she’s glad Spencer stood up for her, but she can’t forget the horrible things he said. Nikolas says, it’s been a rough day. Maybe they should save this conversation for later, after everyone regroups. Esme says, it’s no use. No matter how much time Spence takes, he’s made it clear he’ll always believe the worst about her. She says she feels sick, and runs to the bathroom. Nikolas says, Spencer should try being a little gentler with her, given she might be pregnant. Spencer asks how Nikolas knows that, and Nikolas says, Victor told him. He’s worried about Spencer and Esme. Spencer says, Nikolas seems worried about Esme too, and Nikolas says he’s worried about Spencer too. Whatever’s between them, Spencer is still his son, and he wants to help him. Spencer says, Esme insisted she was innocent, swore that Trina wasn’t who she seemed. For so long he trusted Esme over everyone else. He doesn’t know why he didn’t this time. Nikolas says, that’s pretty obvious, isn’t it? He’s developed feelings for Trina.

Scotty says, let’s hear it. What’s the deal Arden has for his client? Arden says, if his client pleads guilty to the misdemeanor charge of cyber sexual harassment, they’ll drop the felony charge of unlawful surveillance, and recommend three years of probation, and a fine of $1000. This way, Trina avoids jail time. Curtis says, there’s no guarantee that the judge won’t decide to give Trina jail time anyway, and Arden says, that’s the risk you take. Trina asks what Scotty thinks, and he says he thinks the DA’s office can take this deal and shove it. Molly tells Trina, it’s a good deal. If she’s convicted of a felony, she’ll spend time in a higher security prison, not to mention she’ll lose certain civil rights. Scotty says he has to confer with his client, and Arden says, do it fast. DA Scorpio is being overly generous with his offer; it won’t be on the table for long. She and Molly walk away, and Portia says she doesn’t know about this. If Trina pleads guilty, it’s going to be on her record for the rest of her life. Let’s not forget, she’s innocent. She did not do what she’s accused of doing. That has to count for something. Curtis says, of course (🍷) it does, and Scotty asks Trina what she wants to do.   

Trina says, if she takes the plea deal, she may not have to go to jail, and Portia says, may is the operative word. She doesn’t like it at all. Curtis says he doesn’t either. On the other hand, if the judge does sentence Trina to jail time, it will be a minimum security prison. Portia says, where she’ll be serving time for a crime she didn’t do, and Scotty says, unfortunately, that’s not the way it works. She could be spending a year in Pentenville. Portia says, no way, and Trina says, if she pleads not guilty, and she’s found guilty for a felony, that’s more jail time. Scotty says, it could be two to five years and/or probation, but time likely served in Pentenville. Trina asks why he said to shove the deal, and he says, that’s the way prosecutors work. They want to get a conviction. They don’t want to go to trial. It costs too much money and time, and they don’t know what the outcome is going to be. So they start tacking on all these other charges, and present a shiny deal and it looks good in comparison. He’s seen all the evidence, and it’s not airtight. He can almost guarantee the jury will come back with not guilty. Trina says, almost, and he says, that’s the rub, kid. Curtis tells Trina, let’s not think about this in terms of guarantees. Think about what she feels comfortable with, and the outcome she can live with.

Cameron says, they found the phone in Trina’s backpack, but Josslyn says she doesn’t care what they found. Trina would never do that to them, but she knows somebody who would. He says, Esme, and Josslyn says, she’s good; she’ll give her that. She framed Trina perfectly. She could literally kill Esme. He says, please don’t. He can’t bear her serving jail time. She says, can he imagine how scared Trina must be? She’s all by herself; she’s accused of something she didn’t do. The look on her face when they arrested Trina, she can’t get it out of her head. Cameron asks if Trina’s arraignment isn’t today. They should go. Josslyn asks if he’s sure. There’ll be reporters everywhere. He says, they can deal with that. Their friend is more important. She says she’ll drive.

Willow tries to hide a yawn, and Michael says, he saw that. She says, sorry. She was up late studying. He asks if she’s okay. Does she need to get checked out? They can always reschedule with her mom. She says, the only medicine she needs is what she sees, and he says, and food. She says, don’t worry; she learned her lesson. No more skipping meals for this girl. She’s taking much better care of herself. He says, good, because he doesn’t know what he’d do if anything happened to her. Don’t make him find out. She says she won’t, and they kiss. Harmony arrives, and Willow goes to hug her. She sits down, and Michael says he wanted to thank her for helping Willow out the other night. She says, of course (🍷). She’d do anything for her daughter.

Sam says she’s in fear of Scout growing up, and Carly says, it’s hard. You want to teach them to be mindful of all the dangers in the world, but at the same time, you want to encourage them to be open and fearless. Sam says, talk about walking a tightrope, and Carly says, totally. Sam says she wants Scout to be smart with her choices, but doesn’t want to scare her. Carly says, you’d think with all the progress they’ve made, they wouldn’t have to worry about that, but just ask Josslyn. It’s like society has found new ways to be cruel. Sam hopes Scout is half as tough as Joss, and she’ll be a happy mom. Carly says Sam has nothing to worry about, and she’s a great mom.

Maxie says, Nina asked Harmony to help her with Wiley? and Nina says, she’s Willow’s mother. Maxie says, and from what she understands, they’re not on the best of terms, but Nina says, that’s changing. Harmony and Willow are working on repairing their relationship. Maxie asks if Nina thinks Harmony lobbying for her seeing Wiley is the best idea. It seems risky to ask her to go against her own kid. Nina says she’s thought about all of that, but she’s running out of options. If Harmony doesn’t come through for her, her only choice will be to go the legal route. She and Carly exchange looks.

Nikolas says, this is going to complicate stuff. Has Spencer even had a chance to process what pregnancy would mean? Spencer says, it means he would be a father. They don’t know if Esme is pregnant yet. Nikolas says, what he does know is Esme is afraid. When he drove her back from Sonny’s office, she was shaking the whole time. That can’t be good for a baby. Spencer says, if there is a baby. There’s been so much hurt and distrust between them. Nikolas says, he understands that. He’s not even saying they should get back together, but he does think Spencer has to find a way to navigate this, and Spencer says he’s open to suggestions. The man looks at Alexis’s profile as editor-in-chief,

Alexis says she’s proud of Josslyn and Cameron, and Diane says, and Alexis too. Nicely done, Miss Editor-in-Chief. Alexis says, it was a labor of love, and Diane says she could tell. Alexis asks if Diane came all the way over here to tell her how great she is; she’s not complaining. Diane says, actually, she needs Alexis’s help. Does she have a minute for her bestie?

Trina wonders if she can go to the hallway, and clear her head for a minute, and Curtis asks the officer if Trina can go stretch her legs. The officer says, he’ll take her, and Portia says she’ll come, but Trina says, she loves Portia, and appreciates her being here, but… Portia says she wants to be alone, and Trina says, as alone as she can be. The officer says, it’ll be like he’s invisible, and I have thoughts of them being a couple. Trina asks if that’s okay with Portia, and Portia says, of course (🍷); whatever Trina needs. Trina goes out with the officer, and Portia asks Curtis, what is going on right now? Plea deals, prison time. The only thing Trina should be worrying about as a freshman is where she’s going for spring break, not dealing with all this. He says he knows, but everything will be fine because Trina has her, and he’s here for Portia any way she needs him. She says she loves him, and he says he loves her too. She’s got this. They hug

In the hallway, Josslyn says, Trina, and Cameron asks if she needs some extra company. Trina asks what they’re doing here, and Josslyn says, where else would they be? Trina says she thought they wanted to keep a low a profile, but Cameron says, not today, and they have a three-way hug.

Willow says, she keeps telling herself there’s no reason to worry. It’s not like Nina has filed a petition yet, but it’s hard not to. Harmony asks if she thinks Nina’s changed her mind about taking them to court; that she’s realized being at odds with them isn’t the best strategy. Michael says, if Nina feels that’s the only way to see Wiley, it’s just a matter of time, and Harmony says, it’s so awful, thinking about Wiley in the middle of all this; this family fighting over him. Willow says, they hate it too. Of course (🍷) they’ll shield him as much as possible. Harmony says, but he’s growing up. He’s picking up on everything now. Willow says, basically a human sponge, and Harmony says, who, if Nina is ordered visitation, is going to feel the resentment between the people he loves. Michael says, that’s something they’ll deal with as it comes, and Harmony says, or not maybe. What if they granted Nina informal visitation, and they could control the terms, and Wiley would be protected from all that fighting… What? Michael says, it sounds like Harmony wants Nina to see Wiley, and Willow says, does she?

The yoga instructor says, class is going to start in a few minutes. Make sure they’ve got enough water; it gets hot in here. Carly and Sam get up, and Nina says, Carly. She heard what Josslyn’s going through, and she’s sorry. It’s horrible, but the good news is, Josslyn is tough. If anyone can handle it, she can. Carly and Sam walk out, and Maxie says, it was not terrible. Nina says, maybe there’s another way. She hasn’t tried talking to Carly about Wiley again, and Maxie says, there’s a reason for that. Nina says she knows the odds aren’t great, but for Wiley’s sake, she wants to try and keep it out of the courts. What kind of grandmother would she be if she didn’t try everything? Maxie says, just be careful. Everything is still so raw for Carly. Nina doesn’t want to make things worse. Nina asks if things can get worse, and Maxie says, yeah. Sam and Carly come back, and Nina says, here she goes. Maxie says, this is a bad idea, but Nina calls to Carly, and starts to walk over. Maxie says, abort, abort, and Nina tells Carly that she’d like to talk to her about Wiley.

Trina says, if she takes the deal, it’s her best chance of not doing jail time, but Josslyn says, Trina’s not guilty. Trina says she knows. The thought of saying she did this awful thing when she didn’t is just… Not to mention, a guilty verdict will be on her record forever. Cameron says, but if it prevents her from doing jail time, the people who matter know she’s innocent. Josslyn says she gets that line of thinking, playing it safe… Cameron says, but she disagrees, and Josslyn says, yeah. She thinks Trina should fight it. She didn’t do it, and Josslyn will testify to that. Cameron says, him as well, and Trina thanks them, but she doesn’t know how that counters the evidence. Josslyn says, planted evidence, and Trina says, it’s still enough to convince some people, and if those people are on the jury... Josslyn says, they’re here for her, no matter what she decides. The officer says, time to go back in, and Cameron says, she’s got this.

The bailiff says, all rise. The Honorable Oliver Young presiding. The judge comes in and sits down.

Spencer asks how Esme is feeling, and she says he doesn’t have to act like he cares. He says he does care. He wants to make sure she’s okay. She says, her stomach is not that great. She thinks she’ll head back to her room at Kelly’s. Hopefully, this time no one will grab her and shove her in a car. Nikolas says, Sonny won’t bother her anymore, but she says he doesn’t know that. It’s not like he doesn’t have access to the rooms. His ex-mother-in-law owns the building. If Sonny wants her, he can get to her any time. Spencer asks Nikolas if it would be all right if Esme stayed at Windymere; he’ll move back in too. She says, he would do that? and Spencer says, that way, she won’t be alone, and they can figure out next steps. He asks Nikolas, would that be okay?

Diane says, it’s about Alexis’s reporter Smoltz, and Alexis says, Smoltz is not her reporter. Diane says, Smoltz does freelance for The Invader, and Alexis says, from time to time. Diane says she’s trying to entice him into dropping the charges against Michael, and Alexis says, he came running over here to report on that incident. Diane says, personally, she thinks Michael was justified, and Alexis says she’s sure he was. Diane says, except he did punch the man, and he did it right in front of the Police Commissioner. Alexis says, so Michael’s best chance is if the charges are dropped, and Diane says, exactly. So she’s thinking is there some bait they can dangle in front of Smoltz? Perhaps a juicy story where either Michael or the Quartermaines are the source. Alexis says, what she can tell Diane about their little friend is, he’s got a big, huge ego and he’s very greedy, and he hates her because she rejected his version of Josslyn and Cameron’s story, and gave it to a responsible reporter to handle properly. Diane says, for which Josslyn and Cameron, and their respective families, she’s sure will be eternally grateful. Alexis says, it’s also unlikely that she can convince Smoltz to do anything. She’s sorry. Diane says, don’t be. Alexis’s instinct to deny that bottom feeder the story was spot on. She’ll simply have to think of a different strategy. Alexis says, she always does, and they laugh.

Harmony says she was just thinking what was best for the whole family. No long drawn out court battle for them, and Wiley would get another grandmother who loves him. Willow says she’s confused. Harmony knows the pain Nina inflicted on Wiley, on Wiley’s entire extended family. Harmony says she understands, but Michael says he doesn’t think she does. Otherwise, how could she ever trust Nina again after the things she pulled with his father, the things she said to Wiley? Willow asks if Nina asked Harmony to lobby for Wiley on her behalf, and Harmony admits she did. Nina approached her and asked her. Willow says, and she agreed, and Michael says he doesn’t believe this. Willow says Nina tried to coopt her own mother, and he says, nothing’s too low for Nina; she’s proven that. Willow says, did she actually think it would work? Did Harmony? Harmony says, her loyalty is to Willow, not Nina, and Michael says, that’s kind of questionable at this point. Harmony says she’s sorry if they thinks she acted otherwise, but Nina got her thinking that what would be in the best interest for Wiley is if they could settle it amongst themselves. That’s all. Willow says she knows what this is really about.

Carly says she’s not chatting with Nina about her grandson – Nina says, their grandson – as if Nina didn’t throw a huge grenade at her life. Nina says she was hoping they could work together when necessary, like they did with Gladys when she was upset about Sasha and Brando. Carly says, that was a very special circumstance, but Nina says, it wasn’t that different than this. They found a way to co-exist due to their shared concern for Sasha. Can’t they do the same for Wiley? Carly says, no, and Nina says, they can’t put their personal problems aside for that little boy? Why not? Carly says, because Sasha’s life wasn’t turned upside down because Nina kept her grandfather from her family. So save her concern, because she didn’t have any when she lied to Sonny, or she caused a scene at his funeral, or when she told Wiley that Nelle was his real mommy. So stop. Leave her and her family alone. Nina says Carly can’t deny they share a grandson, and Carly says, like Nina denied Sonny that Sonny had a wife and children. Nina says, Wiley is the only part of her daughter left out there in the world. Carly won’t keep him from her. She’ll be in his life, and she’s sorry if Carly and Michael have a problem with that. Carly says, look at her. She’s such the victim, acting like Carly and Michael are the issue; that they did this. She did this to herself.

Judge Young says, the defendant will rise. One count of cyber sexual harassment, one count of unlawful surveillance in the second degree. How does the defendant plead?  

Nikolas says, there’s certainly more security at Windymere than at his mother’s, let alone Kelly’s. Will Esme feel safe there? It will give her and Spencer a chance to figure things out, with both proximity and space should they need it. Spencer asks if that’s a yes, but Esme says she needs to make sure this is what Spencer wants. Spencer says, it was his idea. He wouldn’t have offered if he didn’t want to. Nikolas says, all eyes on him, and Spencer says, it is Nikolas’s home. Nikolas says, and he’s happy to share it. He thinks it’s best for the both of them right now. Esme says, then it’s settled. She and Spence will move in.

Carly says, Nina could have had a role in Wiley’s life, but at every turn she made choices that put her at odds with Wiley’s family. So if she wants to look for someone to blame, find a mirror. Nina says, it’s not about blame. It’s about this little boy, and nothing or no one will stop her from fighting for him. Carly asks if Nina hears herself. She’s not talking about Wiley like he’s a person with emotions and needs. She’s not even thinking about what’s best for Wiley. It’s about Nina, and her need to stay connected to her dead daughter, and she wants to use Wiley to make herself happy. She doesn’t give a damn about how it affects him; Carly does. Nina walks back to her mat, picks up her stuff, and says she’s leaving. Maxie says, okay. She knew this was going to happen. She follows Nina out, and Carly tells Sam, she hates Nina. She’s trying not to engage… Sam says, Nina is the one who engaged. Carly stood up for herself, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Carly thanks her, and Sam says, as an added bonus, she got Nina to leave. Now they can breathe and relax and enjoy themselves.

Willow tells Harmony that she gets it. She’s sure it hits close to home, and makes her think of all the time they lost. Harmony says, yes, it does. Being separated from your child, she wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Michael says, she does understand this situation is different, and Willow says she’s thought of Nina’s perspective, from pretty much every possible angle. But their first concern is what’s best for Wiley. Michael says, and Nina isn’t it. They can’t reach an agreement with her. Harmony says, understood, truly. She won’t bring it up again. She’s sorry. Willow says, don’t be. She had compassion for Nina too, once upon a time at least. Michael says, it must be genetic.

The man from Charlie’s goes to Alexis’s office. He says, it’s been a long time, and she says, it’s you.

Tomorrow, Spencer asks why Esme hasn’t taken the pregnancy test; Ava tells Josslyn and Cameron that they’ll have to trust her; Alexis says she never forgets a face, and Trina makes her plea.

👮🏽‍♂️ He’s Got a Name…

Apparently, Trina’s shadow officer’s name is Rory.

🎡 Another One…

The revolving door continues to spin at GH.

But she’s feeling better.

👑 Beyond Windymere…

What the old Nikolas has been up to.

🕶 Back In Detective Mode…

I don’t watch this, but he might be worth watching it for. I was shocked at what a great actor he was on GH.

🥀 Her One and Only…

I was so sad to hear this. They seemed not only happy, but like genuinely nice couple.

https://people.com/tv/susan-lucci-husband-helmut-huber-dead-at-84/

🎬 A Loss For the Big Screen…

I was even more sad to hear this. He’s one of my favorite actors, and both Pulp Fiction and Grindhouse are two of my favorite films. Wishing him so much well.

https://people.com/health/bruce-willis-has-aphasia-stepping-away-from-acting/

🥊 Let’s Get It Over With…

The hows, wheres, and whys. Maybe they’ll make a mini-series – The Slap 2.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-60935900

https://www.vogue.com/article/jada-pinkett-smith-has-spoken-out-oscars-slap

🎣 Catch You Later…

Drop in tomorrow for some soap, a cuppa tea, words of value, and a musical interlude. Until then, stay safe, stay thinking twice before hitting send, and stay not letting a single negative event define your entire life.

March 30, 2022 – Sonny Tries To Get Esme To Confess, Orange County In Aspen & Salvation

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Chase comes into the station wearing his softball jersey and hat, and Dante says, there he is. Good to have him back. Chase says, it’s good to be back in the squad room. Dante says, he’s not going to cry, is he? and Chase says, nah. He goes over to his desk, and Dante asks if Chase wants to have some time to get reacquainted with it. Is his suspension over or what? He’s not in the loop. Chase says, he still has 54 days, 11 hours, and – he looks at his watch – 33 minutes, but who’s counting? He’s only here because he volunteered to organize this year’s community softball league. He’ll be fully reinstated when it’s time to play. Dante says, that’s nice of him. They’ll be looking forward to having Chase back on the team and the force. If it was up to him, he would have been reinstated just for what he did to help Maxie’s baby. Chase says he just helped a little at the end. Brook’s the real hero.

Lucy, Maxie, and Brook pass a binder to a woman who looks through it.  She says, everything seems to be in order. The only thing that’s left is to take it to the stock exchange. She’ll be in touch. Lucy thanks her for her time, and says they appreciate it, and of course (🍷) they’ll be waiting. The woman leaves, and they all squeal. Lucy says, it’s happening. They did it, and she’s so proud of all of them; all their hard work that they did together. They’re such a team, and she can’t wait to celebrate all their accomplishments at the IPO launch party. Maxie says, that’s coming up April 5th, and Lucy says, let’s just finalize everything. Guest list, refreshments, the food and drink, and the entertainment, and then let the fun begin.

Brando and Sasha go into the MetroCourt, and Sasha says she’s starving. She could eat the air. He asks if that means the PB&J sandwich on stale bread didn’t do it for her. He guesses that’s the downside of having an extended honeymoon – no groceries. She says she can live with that and he says, him too. He really loved their time away, but it’s nice to be back as husband and wife. She says she’s not ready to give up their honeymoon vibe yet. She loves it when it’s just the two of them. They kiss.

Pacing in her office, Portia says, he’s late, and Curtis says, give him in a minute. She says she just doesn’t know about this. What if he’s not the right fit for Trina? They have no idea. Curtis says, they won’t know until they talk to him. Laura hooked them up, and she said he would know what to do, and Curtis trusts her. Let’s just give him a chance. He trusts everything will work out, and Trina is in good hands. Scotty appears, and says, sorry he’s late; the elevator was chock full of people. He shakes Portia’s hand, and says, Scott Baldwin, at your service.

Trina says, did Spencer just ask her why she did it? He knows she didn’t. Spencer says he was ready to believe it was Esme… and she says they both know she’s not capable of doing anything like this. He says he thought so, but there is evidence, and it points to her.

Victor comes into Charlie’s, and says he’s glad he found Nikolas. They need to talk about Spencer. Nikolas says, later. Did he see Esme outside? Victor says, as a matter-of-fact, he did. Another car was pulling out as he was pulling in, and he saw Esme in the back seat. Nikolas asks, who was driving? Which way did they go? Victor says, he couldn’t tell; he didn’t think it was unusual. Although it did seem like an expensive Ride Share for someone with such limited means. Why is Nikolas worried? Nikolas says, he was asking about the video and Spencer, and she got really upset. She was keeping something from him. She told him that she needed air, and she’d be right back. Victor says, perhaps she felt better and left, but Nikolas says, why would she just take off without a word? She was obviously holding something back. Victor says, that, she most certainly is. Esme could be carrying the next Cassadine heir.

Sonny thanks Esme for coming, and she says she didn’t have much of a choice. He says he’s sorry about his associate; he’s a little rough around the edges. He doesn’t come from the school of social graces. He’s kind of a man of action. Sonny hopes he didn’t frighten her. She says, actually, he did, and Sonny says, that wasn’t his intention. He just wanted Esme to come here so they could chat. She says she doesn’t know why he’d want to chat with her, but he says he thinks she does. She says, Spence? and he says, this is about what she did to his stepdaughter Josslyn.

The new credits are great, but why does Felicia look like she stepped out of Breck ad from the 1970s?

Maxie says, they need to finalize music selections and book the artists, and Lucy says she happens to have some inspired live performance ideas. Maxie wonders where they’re going to get talent on such short notice, and Lucy says, hello? Lucy Coe, mistress of ceremonies of the Nurses Ball. Brook says she thought this was for Deception’s IPO, and Lucy says, she happens to be senior equity partner of Deception. She’s just going to ask all the people who she asked to sing for the Nurses Ball to sing for their company, starting with Amy and Chase. Brook says, about that… and Lucy says, Amy will love it; she’s a sucker for the spotlight. So did Brook get a chance to ask Chase to sing? Brook says, the thing is… and Lucy says, Brook’s not hearing her. They need him to sing, so why didn’t Brook nail him down when he came by here the other day? Gladys comes in and asks if she’s interrupting anything. Are they still talking about the IPO? Lucy says, yes on both questions, and Brook asks what she wants. Gladys says, stock options, especially now that Sasha’s her daughter-in-law. She’d like to revisit having a personal stake in the company. Lucy says, really? They don’t have shares based on nepotism, but if Gladys wants to prove her worth to the company, she can get them all lunch. She’d love a Caesar salad with lots and lots of little croutons. Brook says, she’ll take a chicken pasta salad, and Maxie says, make that two. Lucy repeats the order, and pushes Gladys out the door, thanking her. She says, enough of the distractions. They really have a million things to do. And the first thing is, Brook has to get Chase to sing. Brook says she’s sorry, but the answer is no.

Dante tells Chase, he has to hand it to Brook. He knew she could scheme with the best of them, but this is next level stuff. She didn’t even get anything out of this. Chase says, that’s what he means. Brook went into it for the wrong reasons, but she wound up doing everything right. Dante says, who’d have thought faking a pregnancy would turn out to be a noble gesture? and Chase says, she thought she was looking out for her family. Dante says, that’s Brook right there; she’s a walking contradiction. He told Chase, they grew up together. As kids, she even had this heart underneath all the selfish pranks she liked to pull. Chase says, people grow up, and Dante says, hopefully, she did. Hopefully, that’s what this is, and not just a one-off, and the real Brook, the old school selfish Brook comes back again. Chase says, Brook today is kind and caring, and he doesn’t like Dante talking about her like this. Dante asks where this is coming from. Chase is the one who said he couldn’t trust her.

Brando says, they’re getting their food to go, and Sasha says, okay, husband. He says he loves it when she calls him that, and she says, she loves it when he calls her wife. So they’re doing this? He says, yes, definitely, and since no one knows they’re in town yet, they can just try to ease their way back into reality. But there are a few things they need to talk about immediately now that they’re married.

Scotty sits down, and says, he’s sorry this happened to Trina. He’s reviewed the case, and it’s a doozie. Portia says, her daughter didn’t do the things she was charged with. She knows people probably say that to him all the time, but she didn’t. Trina could never; it’s not her. Scotty says, if she wants him to say he believes her, he does, he really does. He’s got a guy in the DA’s office, so he knows what the evidence is, and the burden of proof is on the prosecution, and this case is loaded with opportunities to cast reasonable doubt.

Spencer says, the whole time Trina was trying to convince him the tape was Esme’s fault, she had that phone with that video. She says she’s never seen that phone before. Someone set her up. He asks if she means Esme, and she says, that’s the only thing that makes sense. He asks how she did it, but Trina says she doesn’t know. How does she do half the stuff she does; she figures it out somehow. He says, they weren’t at the cabin when the video was taken, but he was there long enough to know that Trina was really drunk, and mad at both Joss and Esme. She says she doesn’t remember being mad at Joss, and he says, that’s exactly right. She doesn’t remember what she did or didn’t do, but Esme was next to him nearly all the time, so when would she have had time to do that to Trina? She asks if he’s really trying to accuse her of this, and he says he’s not judging her; he’s in no position to do that. He’s just trying to understand. She says, understand this. She didn’t do it. He says he wants to believe her, and she asks, then why can’t he?   

Nikolas says, Esme might be pregnant? and Victor tells him, Spencer said they don’t know for certain. Nikolas says, that would explain why she’s been so emotional; she’s dealing with a lot right now. Victor says he heard about the break-up, and Nikolas says, obviously Spencer knows. How’s he doing? Victor says, he’s pretty shaken up. That’s why he came to find Nikolas. If Esme is indeed pregnant, that baby will be a Cassadine. Spencer and Esme are going to need their support. Nikolas says, maybe they should talk somewhere more private. He’s just going to call Esme and make sure she got back to Kelly’s all right. He calls, and a phone outside near the bench rings. Nikolas picks it up, and says, this is Esme’s phone.

Esme says she hasn’t done anything to Joss, but Sonny says, she knows what she did, and she’s going to make it right. She says, wait. Is this about that unfortunate video of Joss and Cam? He snaps his fingers, and says, got it, and she says, the PCPD arrested someone for that; it wasn’t her. He says he has very good instincts, and they’re telling him that Trina Robinson wouldn’t do that. She says, he’s never been wrong? and he says, never. And Esme’s name’s being tossed around a lot. She says, it’s no secret that she and Joss don’t get along, but she would never do that to her. Please, he has to believe her. He says, don’t do that. There’s no need for that. He called her here because he wants to know the truth. She says she is telling the truth. What has she done to him that would make him think the worst of her? He says she doesn’t remember the hospital, when she lied to him?

Esme says, if Sonny means the time she mistakenly told him that Nikolas and Ava were taking Avery out of the country – he says, yeah, that’s it – that was a misunderstanding, one she regretted. He says, why? Because it led to the truth about what she did to Ava and Nikolas? She says she didn’t mean for anything bad to happen to his daughter, and he says, now she’s lying to his face. She and Spencer meant every horrible thing that was done to Ava. Then to reach her goals, she involved his daughter twice; once with the teddy bear, and the other time she lied that Nikolas and Ava left with his daughter. She says she regrets the things she and Spence did, but she apologized. Didn’t he forgive her? He says he did, and she says, but he didn’t forget. He says he has a long memory, especially when someone hurts his family. And now she’s hurt Josslyn. He squats down and leans on her chair, and whispers, let’s save everybody a lot of time. Just admit you were behind the sex tape.

Spencer says he believed Trina when it was just her word against Esme’s. What she says means a lot to him, but now there’s evidence. She says, which was planted, because like she keeps telling him, Esme set her up. He says, he and Esme have been through a lot, and Trina says, then he should know what she’s capable of. He says he’s seen the worst in Esme, but he was the instigator when she did those things. She thought she was helping him because she loved him. Trina says, the difference between her and Esme is that she would never… she could never intentionally hurt another person. He says, she’s done things for him she wouldn’t normally do, like lie. If he stoked those impulses in Esme, maybe he did the same to her. Wow. He’s even more full of himself than he was before.

Chase tells Dante, Brook has done some shady things, but people do change, and it’s hard when everyone keeps dredging up who they used to be. But he was there during some of the toughest times. Brook was taking heat from all sides, and he saw how it affected her, and she kept on protecting Bailey. Dante says, he was right; Chase does have feelings for her. Chase says, they went through something significant together, and he knows Brook is more than Dante is saying. Dante says he didn’t mean anything by it, but that’s the beauty of a real friend. They see who you are and like you anyway. Chase tells Dante, all he’s saying is to give Brook a little more credit.

Brook says she can’t ask Chase to do the duet. She feels like she’d be taking advantage of their friendship. Lucy says, this is the same guy who pretended to be a father, even though he wasn’t a father, to help Brook protect Maxie’s baby. This is just a teeny tiny favor in comparison. Maxie says she sees Brook’s point. They owe Chase for everything he’s done already, so let’s explore other options. Lucy says, what good are friends if you can’t guilt them into singing for your company? She’s guilted tons of people over her… Never mind. She gives up for a moment. She needs Maxie to talk sense into herself, then talk sense in to Brook. She needs gummis, and she’s going to get them. She stomps out, and Brook says, thank you. Maxie says, not a problem. Now that it’s just the two of them, what’s Brook’s deal? Does she not want Chase around? Brook says, that’s not it. It’s the opposite.

Sasha asks Brando, what needs their attention? Should she be worried?  He says he hopes not. He just wanted to point out, they’re married and don’t live together. She says, they should figure that out, but let’s just enjoy being married for now, and he says, it’s not like they do things in the right order. She says she knows their relationship has been a little unorthodox, but she’s happy where they are now. He says, him too, and she says, let’s just enjoy the feeling a little longer. Gladys screeches that Brando’s back, and hugs him. She says she missed him so much. She tells Sasha, hello, and says, Sasha is looking well. If she’d known they were coming back, she would have asked for the day off. Sasha says, it’s probably best she didn’t. She’s sure Deception is busy with the IPO. Gladys says, it’s all anyone is talking about, and since what’s Sasha’s is Brando’s now, he’s going to be living on Easy Street; he can retire early. He says he’s keeping the garage, and Gladys says, have it his way. He’ll need somewhere to work on all the cars he’ll be collecting. She has to put in a lunch order, but don’t go anywhere. She wants to hear all about the honeymoon. She flounces off, and Brando says, it’s too late to make a run for it, and Sasha says, so much for easing back into reality.

Victor asks if Nikolas is sure that’s Esme’s phone, and Nikolas says he saw it earlier. Victor says, perhaps she dropped it, but Nikolas says, she’d need it for updates on the Ride Share. He’s sure she would have noticed if she didn’t have it, and would have come back for it by now. Victor suggests she caught a ride with a friend, but Nikolas says she told him she has no friends; everyone blames her for the sex tape. Victor says he heard about that. Carly Corinthos’s daughter, right? Nikolas flashes back to Esme saying Sonny’s had it in for her ever since she stretched the truth about Nikolas and Ava leaving town with Avery. He tells Victor, they have to go, and Victor says, go where? Nikolas says, Sonny Corinthos has her.

Maxie asks Brook to explain. She wants Chase there, but doesn’t want him to sing because of Amy? Brook says, because of her and her feelings, and Maxie says, now they’re getting somewhere. She knew something was going on, because Brook was acting weird around him the other day. This is why she hustled him out of here, and didn’t want to talk to him about singing the duet. Brook says, Chase has made it clear he just wants to be friends. So she has to keep her distance until she can get a handle on her feelings, and get back to the friendzone. She doesn’t want to ask Chase for any favors right now, and to be honest, she doesn’t even want to see him at the launch party. Outside the door, Lucy says, Chase, just the man she wanted to see. Isn’t it funny how the cosmos is working… Maxie pushes Brook out the door, and Lucy says, you put the energy out there, and there you are.

Gladys, Brando, and Sasha sit at a table, and Gladys says, at least they had a nice honeymoon, considering they got married out of the blue. The rings aren’t bad, although she might have gone for something a little flashier. Brando says he picked them out, and he was lucky to find a jewelry store nearby. Gladys says, like finding the garage they got married in, and Brando says, mom… Gladys says she gave them her blessing, and she meant it. She wants the best for them both. Brando’s phone rings, and he steps away to take the call. Gladys says, now that it’s just them, let her tell Sasha how she really feels about this elopement.

Scotty says, he’ll have witnesses testifying to Trina’s stellar character and lack of motive. He’ll get Cameron and Josslyn; they should have significant sway. Curtis says, okay, but first they have to get through the arraignment. What’s that look like? Scotty says, it can go two ways. The best is that they waive bail because there’s no priors. The worst is, they take it up a notch to high profile because of Josslyn’s stepfather. But it still comes down to Trina’s character, which is really great. She’s at PCU, 4.0, she’s got a job, teachers love her, a lot of friends, and Portia’s reputation as Chief of Internal Medicine. Portia says she sees Scotty’s done his homework, and Scotty says he sees Cameron as his grandson. He would never represent anybody who would do this to Cameron. Curtis says, they should get to the arraignment; they don’t want to be late. Scotty says, he’s right. Judges don’t like it if you’re late. He’ll see them there. He leaves, and Curtis asks if Portia feels better about it. She says they’d better get going, but he says, hold up. Is she okay? She says she will be, and starts to cry. She says, she will be after all this is over. She just needs to stay strong for Trina right now. He takes her hands, and says, he knows everything is going to be okay. Whatever happens, he’s got her.

Trina says she knew Spencer was self-centered, but this is next level. She may have gone against her instincts and principles covering for him, but that doesn’t compare to making a sex tape of Joss and Cameron, her best friends, and posting it. She would never do that to anyone for any reason. He says, she was drunk and admitted to buried feelings about Joss and Cameron being together. She asks how he can even consider that she did this. She had faith in him when everyone told her that he didn’t deserve it. All she had was a gut feeling he was a good guy deep down. Where’s that guy now? Was she wrong all along? He says, it’s not that simple for him, and she says, he knows the truth in his heart, but he just doesn’t want to see it. He’s still blind to Esme after everything she’s done. He says, everything she’s done has been for him and his family.

Maxie says, it’s so good to see Chase. What brings him by? She gently pushes him into the office, and he says he was following up with HR about the softball league to get the charity donations set up. Maxie says, oh man, they’re out today; recruitment event. On his way in, did he happen to see Gladys Corbin? He says, no, and she says, typical Gladys. She suggests she and Lucy go to the restaurant to look for her. If she’s not there, they can have a working lunch. She not-so gently pushes Lucy out, saying, they’ll get her gummis. Chase asks what that was about, and Brook says, he knows Lucy. She probably wants to change the color of the softball jerseys or something. He asks if she’s going to play, but she says she hasn’t thought about it. He says she should; it would be nice seeing her around the diamond. She says, actually, Lucy wants to get some singers to perform at the launch party. Remember that duet she wrote? She’d love for him to sing it… with Amy. Plus, it would be fun to see him there. What does he say?   

Trina asks what Spencer means by his family. His father? He says he means the Cassadines, his family. Esme is included in that. She asks, how? By pushing her way into it? He says, she’s part of it now because she… He lowers his voice, and says, she might be carrying my child. Trina says, Esme might be pregnant with his baby? That explains why he has to see the best in Esme, and the worst in her. He say,s she has to understand… and she says, here’s what she understands. From the moment she met him, her life has gotten worse. There were so many times she looked in the other direction when she shouldn’t have, to protect him. Now she’s arrested because of his girlfriend’s lies, and he wants her to understand? She understands that he should know her better than that. So if he can’t look her in her eyes, and tell her that he knows she had nothing to do with it, then she’s done; she’s through. They have nothing left to say to each other. He should go check on Esme. You two deserve each other. He says, Trina… but she stands up and says, leave. The officer tells him, it’s time to go. Come with him. Trina turns her back, and the officer leads Spencer out.

Sonny tells Esme, neither of them is going anywhere until she tells him the truth. She says she has told him; she didn’t do it. He says, okay, and asks if she wants something to eat. She says he can’t keep her there forever, and he says he’s had his share of regrets, choices he can’t take back, but it doesn’t define you. She can step up right now and take responsibility for her actions, and make almonds amends to the people she’s hurt and move forward. She says, some things you can’t make up for, and he says, true. The people you’ve hurt are not obligated to forgive you, and sometimes you can’t make it right by them, but you keep working on it. You know why? To better yourself for you and the people that are going to come into your life. Esme has played games with Avery, Ava, and Nikolas, and now she’s hurt Josslyn and Cam… There’s a young woman sitting behind bars right now. Esme can make it right. All she’s got to do is confess.

Nikolas walks into Pozzulo’s with Victor, and Sonny’s guy asks where he’s going. Nikolas says he’s going to see Sonny, but the guy says, Sonny’s busy. Nikolas says, I’ll bet, and tries to walk through, but the guy stops him. Victor says, take his hands off his nephew, and Nikolas says, where is she? Esme hears them and screams, help me!

Sasha says, she doesn’t expect Gladys to understand why they eloped. It’s what felt right in the moment. Gladys says, that’s her concern; in the moment. Marriage is a big step. They went on that trip to deal with some pretty weighty issues in their relationship, and came back married. It seems like they didn’t think it through.

Dante tells Portia and Curtis that Trina is in the interrogation room. Portia sees Spencer, and walks over to him. She says, he has some nerve showing up here, after what that vile girlfriend of his did to her daughter.

Chase tells Brook, that’s why Lucy was fawning over him. The last time, he’d just come out of the shower in the men’s locker room. Brook says, what? and he says, the first time Lucy recruited him for the Nurses Ball. She basically ambushed him. He had to say yes. It was the only way he could get dressed. She says, they all know how great a singer he is because of what a great success he’s been at the Nurses Ball, and he says, he’s flattered, but he’s not a performer. The only reason he sings at the Nurses Ball is because it’s for charity. She says, making people feel beautiful might not fit into the definition of charity, but it’s still worthwhile. He even said what they do at Deception is interesting. He says, his suspension is up in a few months. He kind of has to keep up appearances. Singing for charity is one thing, but he doesn’t know about singing for a cosmetic’s company. She says she gets it. He has an image to maintain, and he doesn’t fit in her world.

Sasha tells Gladys, her and Brando’s decision to get married was spur of the moment, but they talked it through, and know it was the right decision. She loves Brando, more than she thought was possible. Gladys raised a good son, and Sasha promises she’s going to make him happy. Gladys says she can already see being married to Sasha makes Brando happy. She just doesn’t want him getting hurt. She can’t deny they’ve had issues, but he means everything to her. Brando comes back with Lucy and Maxie, and says, look who he found. Lucy says, there’s the married lady. Congratulations. Maxie says she should be mad at Sasha for not letting her plan the wedding,  but she’s too happy for her. Sasha thanks them, and says, they’re pretty happy themselves. Lucy says, I’ll bet, and tells Sasha that the launch party is on track, but after they celebrate the IPO, and Deception’s fabulous future, they’re going to throw another fabulous, huge party for both of them. Maxie says, a Happy Marriage party. They’ll go all out; everyone will be there. Gladys says, now we’re talking, and Brando thanks them. He says, it’s very generous, and Sasha says, and totally not necessary, but Maxie says, nonsense. Getting married is a big deal. It deserves to be celebrated properly. Sasha says, but they’re already married, and Lucy says, who cares? Brando says, he’ll take any excuse to celebrate his beautiful new wife, and Sasha says, when they put it like that, how can she say no?

An officer brings Trina a soda, and smiles at her sympathetically. Dante asks Spencer if they’re going to have a problem, but Spencer says, no, sir. Dante asks if Portia wants to see Trina now, but she continues to stare at Spencer. Curtis says, Portia? and she says she’s fine. She tells Spencer, she doesn’t have time to deal with him today because her daughter needs her. Curtis says, let’s go, and steers Portia to the interrogation room. Curtis says, he’ll give her a minute, and Dante tells Spencer, there’s really nothing for him to do here. In fact, he thinks Spencer is making things worse. So why doesn’t he help Trina and her mom, and get out of here. Spencer leaves, and Portia goes in to see Trina. They hug, and Portia says she’s sorry Trina is going through this. But she wants Trina to remember, she’s going to be home in a little while. Scott Baldwin is her lawyer. He believes in her; he believes in her case. And when Trina walks into the courtroom, she wants Trina to walk with her chin up – she lifts Trina’s chin – and her head held high. Trina says, she didn’t do it, and Portia says she knows Trina didn’t do it. The truth is going to come out.

Nikolas yells, let her go, and Esme runs to him, throwing her arms around him, fake weeping. Nikolas says, what the hell? and Sonny says, they were just talking. Nikolas leads Esme to the door, and Sonny says, she knows where to find him. Nikolas says, that’s enough, and they leave. Sonny tells Victor, okay, we’re done, but Victor says he doesn’t think so. He and Sonny are just getting started.

Lucy says, once it’s official and they go public, they’re going to focus all their time and attention on a big, wonderful wedding party. She just realized, people are going to flip out when they find the Face of Deception is married. Maxie asks if Sasha is okay, and Sasha says she’s just had a long day of traveling; she’s fine. She’s fantastic. She has the perfect husband, super thoughtful friends. Why don’t they catch her up on the IPO? She’s missed so much. Lucy shows her the binder, and Sasha opens it to a picture of herself when she was pregnant, that says, the Face of Conception. She excuses herself, and Brando closes it. Gladys says, she sure bolted out of here, and Brando says, they were just surprised. She’s probably overwhelmed with everything, but don’t worry. Sasha can take care of herself. In the hallway, Sasha makes a call to Sienna. She says she needs something to get her through. How soon can they meet?

Chase says he didn’t mean to imply anything negative about Brook or her job, but Brook says, she understands where he’s coming from. He’s a cop, not a singer. He wants to focus on getting off suspension and back on the job; she gets it. He says, so they’re good? and she says they are. She needs to get back to work. She promised Maxie some numbers. Shut the door on his way out. He says, okay, and leaves. She almost opens it again, but doesn’t, and they stand on opposite sides of the door.

Scotty asks if they’re all set, and Dante says, it’s time to go. Curtis asks how Trina is holding up, and she says, she’s okay. Thanks. He says, she’s better than okay. She’s a champ. Let’s go.

Nikolas and Esme go back to Charlie’s. He asks if she’s sure she’s okay, and she says, only because of him. He saved her. She can’t thank him enough. She throws her arms around him, and Spencer walks in.  

Victor says, he’s putting Sonny on notice. Stay away from his family. Sonny says, Spencer is his family too, and what happens to him, or if anybody influences him in any way, that concerns Sonny, especially if they’re coming after his family. Victor says, he’s been warned, and Sonny says, really? Victor says, the Cassadines always come out on top one way or another. Keep harassing his family, and Sonny will learn the hard way. Sonny laughs, and says, he’s faced down men a lot more intimidating  than Victor, and he’s still standing. So if Victor wants to take the first shot, believe him, he’ll finish the fight.

Tomorrow, Nina tells Maxie that she might have found someone who can change that; Scotty asks Trina what she wants to do; Diane has a plan; and Carly is staying right here.  

All the Wrong People Have the Money The Real Housewives of Orange County

Everyone packs for Aspen. Shannon tells John that she and Gina haven’t talked since their blow-up, but she’s sure everything will be fine. As if. John tells her to just be cordial, and she says she’s always fine when she’s on vacation. I almost choke on my coffee. In Emily’s interview, she says she’s excited because she’s never been to Aspen, but she’s also excited to be in a different climate. Cabo was hot and people got irritated. Maybe they’ll cool off in cooler weather. After the fastest plane ride ever, they’re at an elevation of 8000 feet. On the way to the hotel, they get all excited to see a deer on a hill. I guess it doesn’t take much. They arrive at the 7 bedroom, 7 bath house, and in Noella’s interview, she says, now this is a house. Concierges Trisha and Michael welcome them, and Trisha gives them the tour. Yeah, yeah, another amazing place in a galaxy outside of my price range. In Emily’s interview, she says, there are huge windows, and you can see the foilage [sic] of Aspen. She asks a producer if that’s right, and corrects it to foliage, saying, she didn’t learn that in law school. There’s a bowling alley downstairs and Gina gets a strike. In her interview, she says, now she feels like the trip will be a success. Noella tries to play the dead dad card to get a better room, and in Heather’s interview, she wonders if they’re going to compare tragedies to see who gets the best room – like any of these rooms are bad. Noella wants every room, and Heather says she’ll take the dungeon (i.e. the downstairs bedroom). In her interview, she says, Noella likes dungeons, and we flash back to the one in her house. Heather says, they’ll throw in handcuffs, and Noella will be right at home. They get oxygen and IVs with vitamins and such. Jen asks if Ryne should be her emergency contact, and in her interview, Emily says, who else is going to pick Jen up if something happens? Mr. Puppers? I say, absolutely.

They get ready for dinner, and Noella and Emily get all freaked over what they call a huge spider that’s not that big. By the time the others join them, it’s become a tarantula, but we flash back to a second ago, seeing the spider, and the text says, not a tarantula. Noella says, the altitude is real, and they go to Bosq (a restaurant) where several of them get green drinks. I hate drinks or food that’s a weird color. It makes my stomach flip. Emily suggests everyone tell something the group doesn’t know about them, and Jen says she’s been engaged seven times. In Noella’s interview, she says, no judgement. She’s grateful no one knows how many times she’s been engaged. Heather says, when she first met Shannon, she thought Shannon was cool with great style, and she loved Shannon’s home. We flash back to that, and Heather says, what she appreciates about the group is, at the end of the day, they’re all mothers, and that means something to her. She wants everyone to do well. Shannon says, there’s room for everybody, and changing topics, Heather says she doesn’t like mean people, liars, and sh*t stirrers. Shannon says, sometimes Emily can stir the sh*t. She told everyone that Shannon wanted to have more fun at her dinner party than Gina and Heather in NYC. She meant it in a silly way. Emily says, it was a competition, but Shannon says she knew what was going on in her own mind. Emily tells her, just own it. Good luck with getting Shannon to own anything. Has Emily met her?

Emily says, it was a little competitive, but Shannon says that wasn’t her intent. Gina says, Shannon called to say she was having more fun, and Shannon says, there are certain things between her and Gina, but she doesn’t want to have that conversation at the table. In Gina’s interview, she says, the altitude is enough. At this point, she’s fully willing to put a pin in it. Heather says, she thought Shannon had been calling about her podcast, and Shannon says, she didn’t know Heather’s itinerary. I swear they had this conversation already, and Shannon says she was just calling to say hi. She’s an a-hole. Sorry. Noella says, Shannon is taking way too many bullets on this, and in Noella’s interview, she says, they think Shannon is an easy target, and like bullies in the schoolyard, if you don’t hit them back, they keep coming for your lunch money. Noella wonders why Shannon would be jealous; they’ve known each other for a decade. Heather says, Noella doesn’t know them, and Noella talks over her. Heather puts her teacher hat on, and tells Noella, there’s an art to conversation; one speaks and one listens. Noella wonders how she got through life communicating without Heather. Heather says she was excited, and thought Shannon was going to ask how it went. Shannon says she was in the middle of a party she’d been preparing since before 8 am, and everyone was helping with. Um… But isn’t she the one who made the call? Why is she making it sound like Heather interrupted her? Shannon says she called to see how Heather and Gina were, and in Shannon’s interview, she says, Heather likes to single her out. The hoedown is a perfect example. She walked in late – with Vicki. We flash back to Heather telling Shannon to let her know next time, since they were waiting on them. (They weren’t.) Shannon says, clearly Heather is never satisfied with her. She tells Heather that she’s sorry, and gets weepy. She says she’s a single mom running a company, and dabs at her eyes with her napkin, adding, she gets no more than five hours sleep a night. No comment. She says she’s doing the best she can, and Heather says she thinks Shannon is doing a great job, which she’s told her. It’s okay; Shannon wins. In her interview, Heather says, she doesn’t care what happened, and in Shannon’s interview, she says, it’s not like they haven’t seen the Heather Dubrow eyeroll before. Emily says Shannon voiced derogatory things about her friend, i.e. Gina, and Noella says, put a pin in it. Gina says, Noella shouldn’t get involved, but Noella says she’s just being a supportive friend. Gina asks why Noella isn’t supporting her, and Noella says she relates to Shannon. Shannon has a big heart. Gina says, and she doesn’t? Noella tells Gina that she says hurtful things, and Heather says, Noella doesn’t? She claimed Heather slams people against the wall. Noella asks if she’s going there.

Noella says, she saw Heather shove a camera. In Noella’s interview, she says, she saw Heather push a camera. Then Heather stood on her stairs and went off on everybody. We flash back, and it’s more like Heather put her hand over the camera, and talked to everyone sternly. I think she was kind of off her rocker, but in a spoiled way, not in a violent way. Noella says, if Justin Bieber had done that, the police would have been called. Another highly unlikely scenario. Apparently, Noella just makes it up as she goes along. In Heather’s interview, she says, Noella is perpetuating false bullsh*t, and it’s dangerous. Speaking with the royal we, Heather says, did we get heated? 100%, but do we slam a person against the wall? No. Jen asks if Noella saw Heather put her hands on someone, and Noella says, just because she didn’t see it with her own eyes… In her interview, Noella says, Heather went upstairs, and she asked someone what happened. They said Heather was with Terry, and shoved someone against a wall. Noella says, Heather came after her in her podcast room, but Heather says, it was the other way around. We flash back to Noella in Heather’s podcast room, saying she was nervous, since Heather was slamming people up against walls. In Noella’s interview, she says she’s holding Heather accountable because no one else is holding her accountable. Maybe because there’s nothing to hold her accountable for. She’s an annoying spoiled snob for sure, but she definitely wouldn’t slam someone up against a wall. That’s just stupid. In Shannon’s interview, she says, it’s a huge accusation. She doesn’t think Noella is making it up. Someone told her that story. Noella says karma is going to get Heather, and Heather says her karma is just fine, but Noella’s is already hunting her down. Noella whines, so Heather thinks her POS husband causing her problems is a good thing. I love when someone starts sh*t, then cries when you clap back. Heather says she’s out; she’s done. Noella says, Emily heard it too. They compared notes. Emily says, that’s not true. Now Noella is a f***ing liar. In Emily’s interview, she says she’s never made an allegation of assault. She wasn’t there and doesn’t talk about things she doesn’t see with her own eyes. Emily gets up, and goes outside, joining Heather. Noella asks the rest of them if they think she’s pulling this sh*t out of thin air. I vote yes. Heather tells Emily that she’s done of the highest order (is that a thing?). Either Noella leaves the house, or she’s going to a hotel and home. At the table, Noella says, that’s what a guilty person does, and Jen suggests she let it go. Outside, Emily says, if Heather leaves, it will feel like Shannon won. Heather says she doesn’t care, but Emily says she should stand her ground; Noella is the one who’s lying.

On the way back, Jen tells Heather, Noella isn’t credible. How can you argue with that? Shannon talks Heather smack to Noella, and the others get to the limo first. They’re pretty chatty until Shannon and Noella get in. Then it gets real quiet. For whatever reason, Noella tells Jen that she’s sorry, and Jen suggests she say that to Heather. Heather says she has a family and children, and Noella saw nothing. What’s wrong with her? No one is agreeing with her. Just apologize. In the back, Emily tells Gina that Noella claimed to be repeating hearsay, and Shannon says Emily repeated things about John. We flashed back to Emily telling Gina a million years ago that Shannon had been upset about John being drunk at a golf tournament, and Shannon telling Emily at the Reunion that John hates golf. Emily says she repeated something Braunwyn told her, and they all knew that Braunwyn was a POS. Shannon asks if Emily ever said she was sorry, when Noella wails, she hates that it’s day one. Emily tells her to stop acting innocent. She causes problems, then says she’s sorry. Shannon says, Emily causes problems too, and the next day says she didn’t mean it. Emily says, she apologizes; she doesn’t lie. Heather finally tells Noella, shut up. In Jen’s interview, she says, it’s either the altitude or their extreme personalities. Next time, she’s sitting up front with the driver.

Noella tells Shannon that she can’t believe the gang mentality, which is apparently what she calls the majority’s opinion differing from her own made up narrative. Gina and Emily stay behind in the limo, and Gina says she wants to have a normal conversation about normal things. Noella and Shannon are already sitting down inside when the others join them. Shannon says, they don’t have to be best friends, but they’re in the same friend group. They need to figure out how to get along. Heather asks to speak to Shannon in private, which of course ends up including some other people. Heather says, no one is standing up for her, and Shannon says, everyone is standing up for her. In Shannon’s interview, she says, Heather wants them to defend her, but she feels what Noella is going through. It feels like Heather has an expectation they should defend her, but she’s capable of defending herself. A champagne cork pops, and Noella says, love that sound.

Heather tells Shannon, Noella says sh*t about her, and she should apologize, but she’s not hearing it from anyone else, and doesn’t feel supported. Shannon says, her role is to engage Noella in rational conversation, and Heather says, what if someone went around saying Shannon was a thief? She would defend Shannon. In Shannon’s interview, she says, it seems she and Heather have one thing in common. When someone says something they know isn’t true, they get upset and want to defend themselves. We flash back to Heather saying Shannon yelled at her, and Shannon saying she didn’t. Shannon says, it’s hurtful that people can sometimes believe it. That’s why it’s important for her to be a peacemaker. Heather says, if Noella would admit what she did and apologize, she’d forget it like that, and snaps her fingers.

Gina and Emily have wine and snacks. Emily says she thinks she instigated everything, and Gina says, only emotionally. In Emily’s interview, she says, if there wasn’t so much sh*t, she wouldn’t have to stir it. It’s like, which came first, the chicken or the egg? The sh*t was there before she stirred it. Heather tells Gina, there are consequences for lying. Shannon suggests that if Noella wants to make things better, say she blew up a story she’d heard, and she was sorry she did it. Noella says, that she can do. Shannon adds that she not be defensive, and Noella asks if Heather would be receptive to a conversation, but Heather says, not now. Noella says, let her know when the timing is right. She thinks they should discuss things, but was shocked Heather brought it up the first night at dinner. She’d love a one-on-one. Heather says, okay. Let’s have it now, and walks into another room. Noella says, this isn’t awkward, and follows.

They sit on a fabulous couch, Heather looking like the Grinch, with a death grip on her wine glass.

Next time, an archery lesson, which I’m not sure is a good idea; a hike and a mine tour; and Noella has a meltdown.

📌 Putting a Pin In It…

Leaving an empty seat for you tomorrow, when we’ll go over some soap and probably some awards talk. Until then, stay safe, stay as chill as possible, and stay working on making things right, to better yourself, for you and the people that are going to come into your life.

March 29, 2022 – Everyone Agrees It’s Esme, Dolores Hosts Charity Softball, Where It Was, Going Public & Suddenly

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Spencer comes downstairs, and Laura asks how he slept. He says he didn’t, and she says he’s been under lock and key for a month. Maybe it takes time to get used to the comforts of home. He says, that’s not it, and she says, then what is it? He flashes back to finding Esme’s pregnancy test, and Esme telling him that she’s late. Laura says, he knows he can tell her anything, right?

At Charlie’s, Esme smiles looking at the Invader headline about the sex tape. Nikolas walks in, and asks if that’s a smile he sees, and Esme says, good morning. He says, it looks that way. The first night in her new place must have agreed with her.

Trina is brought to the interrogation room, and Jordan tells her, have a seat. She just wants to walk Trina through what’s next. In a few hours she’ll be escorted to her arraignment. If she pleads not guilty… Trina says, if? She’s pleading not guilty because she didn’t do it.

Harmony sets out some breakfast on the coffee table, and Alexis flashes back to Harmony knowing where the carpet cleaner was. Harmony says she made some breakfast to celebrate her new digs. She hopes Alexis likes scrambled. She asks Alexis, what’s wrong? when the doorbell rings. Harmony says she’ll get it, and opens the door to Sam, who asks what she’s doing here.

Carly and Ava go over Avery’s schedule, which is busier than mine. Carly says she talked to Avery’s dance teacher about the little sprain, and she said, no problem. Ava says, Avery loves her time with Carly, and Carly says, not as much as she loves spending time with Avery. She can’t believe how fast they go from playdate to college. It’s crazy. Ava says she heard about that awful video with Josslyn and Cameron. If she ever finds out who’s responsible, she wouldn’t blame Carly if… Sonny comes over, and says, hello. Carly says, she and Ava are going over Avery’s schedule, trying to coordinate some dates. He says he thought they were talking about Trina, and Ava asks why they would be. Sonny says, she just got arrested for making the video of Cameron and Josslyn. Ava says, that’s crazy, and Carly says, Trina would never do anything like that, especially not to Cameron and Josslyn. Ava says she works side-by-side with Trina at the gallery. She couldn’t trust Trina more if she were her own daughter. Carly says, she was clearly set up, and she and Ava both say, Esme. Sonny says he doesn’t think Jordan would have arrested her if there weren’t some kind of evidence, and Ava says, evidence can be fabricated, as they know. She picks up her bag, and says, always a pleasure. Carly asks where she’s going, and Ava says she’s going to make sure somebody pays for this. Sonny asks how Josslyn is, and Carly says, hurt, humiliated, but standing up for herself. He says, Joss has been his stepdaughter for years, and if he hadn’t found out about this tape from Dante, he would have had to find out from the Invader article.

Alexis says she tried calling Sam, but couldn’t reach her, and Sam asks, what’s going on? Alexis says, Harmony is just staying here for a little bit. She thought Molly or Kristina might have called Sam. Sam says she guesses it slipped their minds, and Harmony says she totally forgot the sugar, and heads for the kitchen. Sam says, so Shawn takes off, and Harmony moves in?

Laura pours Spencer some more coffee, and he says, it’s a perfect first morning of freedom. He holds up a breakfast cookie, and says, he would dream about these when he was on the inside. She laughs, and says, he was on the inside for a month, and he says, even worse, he had them so recently and the bakery was so close. She says she’s glad whatever spoiled his sleep didn’t ruin his appetite. Quit stalling, and just tell her what’s wrong. He asks what makes her think he’s stalling, and she says, maybe because she’s known him since he was a little boy, and when he stalls, it looks exactly like this. He knows he can trust her with anything. He asks if she’s ever done something she shouldn’t have, but didn’t realize until it was too late. She asks how much time he has. She could fill an encyclopedia with the mistakes she’s made. She’s tried to learn from them, and hopefully, maybe she can impart some of those hard won lessons to him. He says, it’s about Esme, and she says she thought so. She’s so sorry they broke up. If there’s anything she can do… There’s a knock at the door, and she says she bets that’s her right now, and if it is, she can go upstairs. But it’s Victor, who says, good morning. She says, it was so close to being one, and he says he just stopped by to see if Spencer… Why, slaughter the fatted calf – he goes to Spencer and hugs him – the prodigal has returned.

Nikolas says he knows Esme’s room above Kelly’s isn’t what she’s accustomed to, but she says, it’s fine. It might not be the lap of luxury, but it’s clean and comfortable, and beggars can’t be choosers. He says, she considers herself a beggar? and she says, close enough. She can’t access her trust fund until she’s twenty-five. In the meantime, her allowance is metered out in pieces. He says, oh, the horror, and she says, poor little rich girl. She’s not making a very good case for herself. He says he was joking. He knows how it is being dependent on the largesse of family; sometimes strangers can be more generous. She says, no one has been as generous to her as he has, despite what she’s done to him and Ava. She didn’t deserve his kindness. He says, kindness has nothing to do with it.

Jordan tells Trina, it doesn’t matter what she believes. Her job is to gather evidence, not judge who’s guilty or not guilty. That’s up to a court of law. Trina says Jordan knows her; she knows Trina’s parents. Does she really think Trina would do this to Joss and Cam? Jordan asks if Trina can explain how the phone that posted the video was found in her possession. She can tell there’s something Trina wants to say. What is it? Ava comes in, and tells Jordan, she’ll say it for her. Jordan’s got the wrong person.

Alexis tells Sam, relax. Harmony isn’t taking up residence here. She just needs a place to stay. Alexis is just helping her out until she can afford to get a place of her own. Sam says, clearly Alexis has made up her mind, and there’s nothing she can do to change it. Alexis says, not that it’s going to stop Sam, and Sam asks if she’s ever thought Harmony’s redemption act is too good to be true. Take it from someone who knows, a grifter’s instinct never leaves you. All you can do is own it and fight it. Is Harmony doing that, or is she working Alexis?

Victor takes a bite of on of the cookies, and says, not bad. Laura asks what he’s doing here, and he says he was just checking up on his great-nephew. Now he’s a free man. Spencer says, freedom’s not all it’s cracked up to be, and Victor says, trouble in paradise? Laura says she’s sure Spencer will tell them what’s going on in his own good time. Right now, she thinks they should give him some space. Victor says, what others call lies of omission, he likes to call truths to be told at the right time. She says, a time that benefits him, and he says, she’s a politician. She knows the value of strategy. You can’t succeed without maneuverability and a sense of gamesmanship. She says, funny he should mention that. Rumor has it, he enjoys a good game of cards. He laughs and says, doesn’t everyone? Spencer tries to slip away, but Victor says, there’s something they need to discuss. All three of them.

Esme says she should have known Nikolas wouldn’t find her a place to stay without wanting something in return. She gets up, and says, if this is about her putting in a good word with Spencer, he won’t listen. Not now. He gets up, and says he’s not asking her to go to bat for him with Spencer. Not because his son stopped caring for her, but because he doesn’t have reason to trust her. She says, at least he’s honest about it, and he asks if she can blame him. She came close to driving the woman he loves out of his life. She says she has nothing against him or Ava. She only knew Ava from what Spence told her. She never questioned his perspective because he was in so much pain. When he asked her for help, she couldn’t say no, even though she knew it was wrong. Of course (🍷) that was just the first of many mistakes. He says, yes, it was, and she says she doesn’t understand. If he hasn’t forgiven her for the things she’s done to him, why is he helping her? Why make sure she has a roof over her head, when he could just as easily send her packing? Of course (🍷). He did it so he could keep an eye on her.

Ava asks how Trina is, and she says she’s fine. Jordan says she has to follow up on something; she’ll leave them to talk. Ava asks if she’s not forgetting something, nodding to the officer, but Jordan says, he stays. They have ten minutes. Ava sits, and says she’s so sorry this is happening to Trina, and Trina says, so is she. Ava says she promises she’ll do everything in her power to get Trina out of here and clear her name. This is a terrible miscarriage of justice. Jordan looks in on them, and picks up her phone.

Victor says he regrets they had to cancel Spencer’s welcome home dinner, and suggests the reschedule it. If not as a welcome home dinner, than some other kind of celebration. They do have a lot to celebrate. Laura says, they do? and he says, more than she can imagine. Her phone rings, and she says, Jordan? Jordan asks if Laura can stop by the precinct as soon as she can, and Laura asks if there’s trouble. Jordan guesses Laura hasn’t seen The Invader today, and Laura says she hasn’t. Jordan says, just as well. She’ll brief Laura when she gets there. Laura says she’s on her way, and Victor says, a mayor’s work is never done. She says, something’s come up; she’s sorry. Victor says, never fear. Her grandson is in good hands. She tells Spencer that she’s a phone call away, and leaves. Victor says, alone at last. Suppose Spencer tells him exactly what’s going on between him and Esme? Spencer says he and Esme are over. Whatever they had was over when he realized he couldn’t trust her. Victor says, trust is an illusion. Loyalty, on the other hand, is priceless. Has Esme been disloyal? Spencer says he doesn’t know, and Victor asks if she’s harmed Spencer in any way. Spencer says, directly, no, but she went out of her way to hurt his friends. She tried to pin the blame for something she did on someone else, someone he cares about. When he confronted her, she denied it, they argued, and the day he got out of Spring Ridge, her bags were packed and she left. Victor says he gets a sense the separation is harder than Spencer imagined it would be, and Spencer says, he doesn’t know the half of it. Victor asks if Esme has gotten her claws into Spencer. Has she played the love card? Or more insidious yet, the sex card? Spencer says he’s changed his mind. He doesn’t want to talk about this. Victor says, nonsense. They’re both men of the world. What’s more, they’re of the same flesh and blood. He can’t help unless Spencer tells him what kind of hold Esme has over him. Spencer says, Esme might be pregnant.

Carly says, her priority in all of this has been Josslyn, so if she didn’t tell Sonny about the tape, she didn’t feel it was her place. He asks if she’s okay with Josslyn doing an interview for the newspaper, and she says, that was Josslyn’s choice. She and Cam were being trashed on social media, so they decided to get in front of it; take charge of the narrative and speak up for themselves. She’s damn proud of her daughter. He says, so is he. She’s always going to be a daughter to him, but someone is using that video as a weapon against her, and in his world, when somebody pulls out a knife… She says, you pull out a gun.

Alexis says, Harmony needs her help. What is she supposed to do?  Sam says, okay. As long as Harmony is the friend Alexis needs her to be, and as long as Kristina is okay with it. Alexis says, she is, and thanks Sam for understanding. Sam says she’s here if Alexis needs her, and they hug. Harmony comes back, and asks Sam if she wants some coffee, but Sam says, no. She starts to leave, but stops and says she hopes this all works out for Harmony. She leaves, and Harmony says, by that, she thinks Sam means, save up as fast as she can so she gets out of Alexis’s hair as soon as possible. Alexis says, Sam is very vocal about her concerns. Sam also doesn’t make her decisions for her. Harmony asks if Alexis has made any decisions she needs to know about, but Alexis says, not yet. She can’t help but notice how well Harmony knows her way around the house. It almost seems like Harmony has been here before without her knowledge. Harmony says, because she has.  

Victor says, pregnant? Is that all? Spencer says, isn’t that enough? and Victor says, if he’s the father. Spencer says, of course (🍷) he is, and Victor asks if he’s sure. Spencer says, yes, but Victor says, no, he’s not. The man never can be. Spencer says, Esme moved to Port Charles for him. She even broke a few laws because she thought it was going to help. Victor says, and Spencer feels responsible, and Spencer says, isn’t he? Victor says, listen to him. Spencer is a young man with his whole life ahead of him. He has a family with almost unlimited resources, a family that loves him very much, even though sometimes they have a hard time knowing how to express it. If Esme is indeed pregnant, and Spencer is indeed the father, they have a whole array of options at their disposal. They can pay her off. They can resettle her somewhere. They can arrange to have the child brought up by more appropriate parents. They do that all the time in this family, in case Spencer hasn’t noticed. Spencer says he’s sorry, it’s a lot, and Victor says, let him simplify. He can arrange to have mother and child cared for without tying Spencer down. Spencer thanks him, and Victor says he was a little relieved. He was worried at first that Spencer was obsessed with that young lady who works at Ava’s gallery. Spencer says, Trina? What about her? Victor says, hasn’t he heard? Apparently, she betrayed her other friends and got herself arrested.

Nikolas says, of course (🍷) he’s keeping an eye on Esme; she helped Spencer terrorize his wife. She says, everything she did, she did for Spencer, and he asks if he’s supposed to believe she doesn’t have a mind of her own. She couldn’t see Spencer’s plot spiraling out of control? She says she doesn’t know how many times she can say this. She was wrong and she’s sorry. He says he provided her with a place because there’s a good chance this break-up is temporary. If that’s true, he needs to know she’s good for his son. She says, in other words, he gives her shelter and a chance to prove she’s not some gold-digger? and he says he needs to know she’ll inspire Spencer to be the man he can be. She says, according to whose standards? Society’s or his family’s, because it’s becoming clearer by the day that those are two totally different things. He says, whatever path Spencer chooses, will she be there? Does she really care for him? She asks if she hasn’t proven that by now. Of course (🍷) she cares for Spencer. She loves Spencer more than she’s ever loved anyone. He says, now she has a chance to remind him, but she says he doesn’t understand. It’s too late. She goes back to the table and sits down.

Ava asks Trina to tell her everything that happened. On second thought,  just tell her what the police already know. Trina says she tried to show the Commissioner her phone to prove she didn’t have the sex video on it. She pulled out what she thought was her phone. It was identical; same case, same model. Then she heard a chime from a text on her actual phone, and realized her phone was still in her bag. Someone planted the other one. Ava says, and they may not know how they did it, but they know who. It was Esme, wasn’t it?

Jordan thanks Laura for coming, and Laura says she saw The Invader on her way over. Trina Robinson can’t possibly have anything to do with that sex tape, can she? Jordan says, they’re exploring all angles. That’s why she called Laura. There’s another piece of the puzzle she needs to make Laura aware of, personally. Laura says, because the tape involves Cameron? and Jordan says, actually, it involves her other grandson, Spencer.  

Carly tells Sonny, the first step is to prove Esme did this to Josslyn and Cameron. Then Carly will make her pay. He says, so he has no say? Does she agree with Michael that Josslyn doesn’t concern him anymore? She says, Michael agrees with Josslyn, and she’s made it clear she doesn’t want Sonny involved. He says, he understands how they feel about him, but he’d do anything for his children. She says, then do what Josslyn has asked and stay out of it. Has he even read the interview with Joss and Cam? He says, not all of it, and she says, he should. It’s pretty impressive. Josslyn showed a lot of courage. He says he doesn’t need an interview to tell him how brave Josslyn is; he sees it. Just like he sees Trina is taking the fall for this, and someone else is getting away with a vicious attack on Josslyn’s name and privacy. She says, someone is Esme, and he says he’s not going to stand by and let that happen. He’s going to take care of it. He strides to the elevator, telling Sam hi as he passes her. Sam tells Carly, she knows that look. Someone’s going to suffer.

Trina tells Ava, of course (🍷) Esme did it, but she wasn’t in the cabin when the video was recorded. She was in the car with Spencer on her way back to town. Ava says, she didn’t have to be there physically to make the recording; it’s not that hard. The officer says, sorry, time’s up, and Ava says she promises to move heaven earth to get Trina out of this. Trina asks, do people really think… Ava says, who cares what people think? Her family and friends, her good true friends, they know her. And so does Spencer, whether she cares what he thinks or not.  

Laura asks Jordan how Spencer is involved, when Ava comes out. Laura asks, how’s Trina? and Ava says, innocent.

Spencer looks at the Invader article and says, this doesn’t make sense. How could they arrest Trina? Victor says he imagines the police found evidence of a crime that pointed to her guilt. Spencer says he’s sorry; he needs to take a minute. Victor says he can take a hint. He’ll see himself out. He leaves, and Spencer flashes back to Esme telling him that Trina’s asleep and they can send for their bags. Let’s go. He moves to remembering them being in the car, and Esme saying, what is she up to? It’s not enough he believes she orchestrated the weekend to blow up his friends. He says, which she denied, and she asks if he believes her. He says he wants to. That’s why he’s asking what the hell she hoped to achieve asking the questions she did during the drinking game. Esme asks how she was supposed to know she’d hit a nerve. Then he flashes back to asking Esme to tell him that she had nothing to do with the video, and her evading the question, saying, you don’t always get what you want.   

Esme tells Nikolas, not only has Spencer kicked her to the curb, there’s a target on her back because of what certain people think she’s done. He says, what people? and she says, Josslyn’s mom for one. He saw the bruise Carly left on her arm. She thanks him again for taking her to the hospital, and putting Carly on notice. That leaves Mr. Corinthos. He says, Sonny? What about him? She says, he’s had it in for her ever since she stretched the truth about Nikolas and Ava leaving town with Ava. Her misguided attempt to bring everyone together seriously backfired. He says, let him worry about Sonny. Just work being the person Spencer trusted; the person he cared for and still cares for. Can she do that? She says, that’s just it. Lately, Spencer’s put his trust in the last person he should, the person who actually did this terrible thing to Joss and Cam. She shows him the article, and he says, Trina? and she says, Spence thought she did it. If he won’t believe her, maybe he’ll believe his own eyes. Maybe he’ll finally see it was wrong to trust her. Nikolas asks if Trina being out of Spencer’s life brings him and Esme back together, and she says, it might have, before she found out… He says, found out what?

Sam looks at the article, and tells Carly, first of all, that anyone would even do this at all is horrific, but to Josslyn, knowing Sonny Corinthos is her stepfather? Carly says, she knows. Sam should have heard the way Esme spoke to her. She was doing it just to get a rise out of her in front of Nikolas. Sam asks if it worked, and Carly says, he rushed to her side to defend her. She doesn’t know how Josslyn has managed not to slap Esme into next week. When she was Josslyn’s age, back in her day, she would have ripped Esme’s hair out of her head, and that’s before she tried to frame Trina. Sam says, that explains the smoke coming out of Sonny’s ears, and Carly says, Michael and Josslyn want him to stay out of it. Sam says, like anything is going to be able to stop him.

On the phone, Sonny says he needs Brick to coordinate with Spinelli; try to find a trail. Whoever did this… He knows what people are thinking, but he needs to have a clean slate, so proof is absolute. Does Brick know what he’s saying?… Right. There’s a knock at the door, and Ava comes in. She says she needs a drink. Gin if he has it; scotch otherwise. He says, she’ll have to go to the bar. He’s not doing that stuff. She says, kudos to Nina, and he laughs. He asks what she’s doing here, and she says she just saw Trina. He says, and? Ava says, she didn’t do it. As he already knows, it was Esme.

Harmony says, Kristina was living at Alexis’s house when she was interested in Dawn of Day. One day she waited until Alexis left, and knocked on the door. Kristina opened it. Alexis says, Harmony wanted to talk to Kristina when she wasn’t there, and Harmony says, Shiloh wanted her to check Kristina out. They were having coffee in the kitchen, and there was some mishap with the coffeemaker. She can’t remember exactly what happened, but it spilled everywhere. They had to clean it up, then she put the mop and cleaning supplies back. That’s how she knew where they were. Alexis says, right. Just to be clear, she’s going to speak to Kristina about this. Harmony says she wants Alexis to do that. She knows she should have told Alexis, and she’s sorry. She was so ashamed of the reason why. She tells Alexis, please say something.

Nikolas asks Esme if there’s something he should know about this video. Something that involves Spencer. She says, no. Spencer had nothing to do with it. He says, good, then what is it? He can’t help her if he doesn’t know. She says she knows he wants to help, but it’s just… He says, go on, but she says she’s sorry. She needs to get some air. She grabs her stuff, and dashes out. Outside, she smiles, and rolls her eyes.

Spencer comes into the station and sees Laura. He asks why she didn’t tell him Trina was there, and she says she didn’t know until she got there. He asks where she is, and Jordan says, Trina’s in the interrogation room. He can go right in. The officer lets Spencer in, and Laura asks why Jordan let Spencer in to see Trina. Does she believe her grandson is involved in this? Trina tells Spencer, it’s funny how things work out, but he says, there’s nothing funny about this. She says, yeah, there is. They last time she saw him, he was the one in custody. Now it’s her turn.

Carly tells Sam that she wishes Jason was here. She wishes that thousand times every day, but especially now. He could figure out how Esme framed Trina, and he could stop Carly from losing her mind. Sam says, probably, and Carly asks if she’s heard from Monica. Sam says, about Jason? and Carly says, she wants to have him declared legally dead. She heard it from Britt, then Monica reached out. She thinks it will help Jason’s kids move on. What does Sam think? Sam says she thinks it seems impossible, saying goodbye to Jason, and Carly says, she’ll never be able to. Sam says, they have to try to move on, and Carly says she’s moving on with so many things right now… and so is Sam. How are things with Sam and Dante? Sam says, great. She had to try really hard to find the strength to move on from Jason. So maybe it’s possible. If Carly finds her strength, she’ll be able to move on from Sonny.

Sonny asks what Ava wants, and she says, the same thing he does – justice. She knows Trina. She’s good, a helluva lot better than either of them. He says, faint praise, low bar, and she says, good point. He says, so? and she says, so they both know Trina would never do this to Josslyn and Cameron. Sonny says, Carly’s convinced it’s Esme, and she says, Carly is right. And if she and Carly agree on something, it’s got to be true. Now what is he going to do about it? He says, he’s on it.

On the bench outside Charlie’s, Esme reads from the article. We refuse to be victims, says Josslyn Jax. Cameron Webber echoes that sentiment. Whoever thought they could shame us into hiding, has made a serious mistake. Esme laughs, and says, the mistake was all yours, Trina. Someone approaches, startling her.

Alexis says she has to go to work, and Harmony asks if Alexis wants her to leave. Alexis says, they’ll talk about it later, and leaves.

August 2020. Harmony uses a key to let herself into Alexis’s house. She looks around with a flashlight, and goes upstairs. She shines the light on Neil’s driver’s license, and we see Alexis and Neil sleeping. Harmony takes out a syringe, and injects Neil. In the present, she looks panicked.

Carly tells Sam, she divorced Sonny. That counts as moving on, right? Sam says, not really, but she’s giving Carly a pass on this one, since she’s got a lot to deal with. She needs to stay focused on Josslyn. Carly says, Josslyn is going to get through this. Going public with Cam was a good first step. Now they have to make sure her best friend doesn’t pay for a crime she didn’t commit.

Spencer says he rushed over as soon as he heard, and Trina asks, why? So he can tell Esme it worked? He says he didn’t believe Esme when she accused Trina, and she says, which time? He says, to be honest, he thought Esme did it, but now, if the Commissioner has evidence… She says, planted evidence. He knows better than anyone she’d never deliberately try to hurt Joss and Cam. He says, then why did she do it?

Jordan tells Laura, other than being in the cabin the night the video was taken, she’s not sure Spencer was involved at all. Laura says, he seemed upset about something this morning, and Jordan says, maybe Spencer’s adjusting leaving the system and returning to a normal life. Laura says, she’d like to believe that, but then there’s his Great-uncle Victor who’s always ready with a helping hand.

Victor goes into Charlie’s, and says he’s glad he found Nikolas. They need to talk about Spencer. Nikolas says, later. Did he see Esme outside, and Victor says, as a matter-of-fact he did. As he was pulling in, another car was pulling out. He saw Esme in the back seat. Nikolas asks, who was driving? Which way did they go?

Esme is plopped into a chair in Sonny’s office. Sonny swivels around in his desk chair to face her, and signals his guy to leave. He says, Esme. Nice of you to join me, and smiles. I laaaugh.

Tomorrow, Dante asks Chase, where’s this coming from; Brook tells someone, the answer is no; Spencer says he wants to believe Trina; and Sonny says, all Esme’s got to do is confess.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

When we last left, Teresa was losing her sh*t at Traci’s Treetop event. In Melissa’s interview, she said, she and Jennifer had just made up, and everyone was getting along. She didn’t understand why Teresa was trying to start something. Teresa then insisted the headlines about Luis were like the rumor about Evan, and tried to blame Marge for that. Jackie told Marge not to worry, she wasn’t buying it, and somehow we got back to the analogy thing. A word I’d hoped never to hear again from this bunch. Teresa whined that Jackie hadn’t said it was an analogy to begin with, and Marge tried to explain that wasn’t the way it worked. You didn’t go, by the way, I’ll be using an analogy now. In Jackie’s interview, she said, there never would have been an analogy in the first place if Teresa hadn’t been spreading a rumor about someone she loves. Dolores wondered why Teresa was getting worked up over old stuff, and Marge said it was a deflection.

A beautiful table was set for lunch, which is always a total waste on Housewives. Teresa said she was all about love. It upset her that Traci was telling her husband to ask questions about her boyfriend, but Traci said she never asked him to do anything, and Luis had no problem with it. Teresa said she had a problem with it, and Marge wondered why, since it was already out there. Not surprisingly,  Teresa confused Traci with someone else, accusing her of being a husband stealing nanny. Tracy was like, I wasn’t a nanny, but Teresa had already moved on. Marge said it was Luis’s exes who had put it out there, and Teresa suggested Marge had been talking to them, and encouraging it. She was in an amazing love bubble, she was protecting it, and no one was popping it. She decided to leave, but not before reminding the women that her workout line was in gift bags with their names on them. She told Melissa to make sure no one was talking about her, and Melissa said, if they were even arguing in the woods, they were doomed.  Everyone agreed that Teresa had come in hot over nothing, and they didn’t get what they came for. Melissa gave herself a gold star for making up with Jennifer, and Dolores said they had a softball game coming up. It was for charity, and they were all on the same team. Traci said she didn’t want to be near Teresa when she was doing practice swings.

Mel excited about Antonia’s Sweet 16 party, and told Joe #2 that this would be the 16th time she was planning a party for her. She only had one girl. Joe said his sister got everything when they were growing up, and Melissa said Teresa showed up to the Treetop event in the worst mood; she came in screaming and yelling at Marge and Traci. She thought she was in the Twilight Zone.

Teresa told Antonia and Gia that they were moving in a week and had to go through everything. We flashed back to when the girls were little, and Gia said it was going to be sad. Teresa said it was the house they grew up in, and in Gia’s interview, she said it was the last physical thing she had of her dad in the United States. We flashed back to Juicy Joe with the kids, and she told Teresa, it was the last piece of him. It wouldn’t be theirs anymore. Teresa said she was ready for a new beginning with Luis. It was pissing her off to no end that Marge and Traci were bringing to light the false accusations against him. How dare anyone question him? Gia asked if anyone had Teresa’s back, and Teresa said, Dolores.

Frank and Dolores brushed up on their softball, and Dolores asked if Frank was going to run in such a weird way. He said, this time last year, he couldn’t even walk, and we flashed back to his accident. Dolores said she’d had enough of his balls hitting her, and they went inside. She told Frank that she wanted to raise money for the breast cancer center; they’d been good to her. In her interview, she said she’d been raising money for the last few years, but last year, she’d had a breast cancer scare. She told Frank that they’d saved so many people. They’d already raised $75K in ticket donations and they were all clear to play at Maimonides Park. It was going to be her friends against the doctors. She was concerned that Teresa was going to show up with both barrels loaded.

Teresa told Gia that she didn’t stay for lunch, and in Teresa’s interview, she said the only reason she even went was because she wanted to give the women her workout line. It was the only time she’d see them before the game. She was going to sell her line there, and donate some of the proceeds to charity. Melissa told Joe #2 that Teresa went screaming through the forest, but as she was leaving, she was like, here’s my workout line. She wants them to wear it at the game. Dolores wondered how the women were going to be civil at a charity event after fighting in the woods. Frank told her, good luck.

Jackie went to see her therapist, and said she’d been in a panic, It was her last chance to count calories before the therapist was going to make her stop. The therapist said she couldn’t make Jackie do anything; she could just make suggestions. She asked what Jackie was afraid of, and Jackie said, losing control. She’d been holding on to her eating habits for twenty years, and always had to calculate everything. It took so much work. She’d have to examine the calendar, and see which days she was going to have to eat. It was all day, every day. Her body hurt, but she did it anyway. The therapist said what usually caused eating disorders was low self-esteem. That amount of anxiety had to be seeping into everything all the time. Jackie had full-blown anorexia. Somewhere something had gone wrong. Jackie said it had been traumatic being heavy as a child. She was putting on lipstick in the hallway, and a boy walking by said, it won’t help. He said she was gross, and they made her feel bad about herself. In college, she’d been cutting her calories in half and losing weight, when she met her husband. Since she knew he liked how she looked, she wanted to keep it going. In Jackie’s interview, she said she knew he loved her regardless, but she had an irrational fear that if she put on weight, he wouldn’t see her as the same person. She worried that he wouldn’t embrace the new here. The therapist asked if anyone had ever said anything, and Jackie told her that she always said, leave her alone, she was fine. But she was alone with this in her head. She didn’t know anyone could help. She made it seem like she’d recovered, but clearly she hadn’t. She was scared since her kids were getting older, they noticed more. The therapist asked if Jackie thought the kids knew she was suffering, and Jackie said she hadn’t known they noticed things, but her husband told her that they do. She was horrified. She took the kids for ice cream, but never ate it herself. The therapist asked when she last had it, and she said, twenty years ago. The therapist wondered if that wasn’t a good goal, and Jackie said she didn’t know how to do that. It was so stupid. The therapist told her to shoot for not counting calories and not compensating, and Jackie said she might even get a topping.

Jackie talked to Evan about her session, and suggested they go out to dinner. He understood the nuances of her disease, and there were so many. In Evan’s interview, he said, since they’d met, they’d had no more than four consecutive vacation nights because of the meals. The only way Jackie ate vegetables was steamed, and they had to call restaurants in advance to make sure they could steam spinach. He wanted to travel, and it clouded the relationship. He told her that it was unhealthy and could lead to something bad. He worried. She said it was hard to hear, and he asked how he could help. She said she knew she jumped on him when he tried to help; she’d always done everything herself so she could trick herself. The therapist said she had full-blown anorexia, and she’d never said the words out loud. She’d never gotten to the point where she was ready for help. She wanted to be present, and Evan said it helped them have a deeper connection. Jackie asked, if she gained weight, was he okay with that, and he said he loved her no matter what size she was. He was proud she’d taken the first steps. She said, when she was good, she’d throw out her measuring spoons, and he said she must have a hundred of them.

Jennifer and Bill went out to eat. It was the first weekend in a long time that Bill wasn’t on call. In Jennifer’s interview, she said she was still mad at Bill, but it was moments like these that made her grateful she’d stayed. She told him about making up with Melissa, and said maybe he could find a way to make things good with the guys. He said he had certain feelings about what took place, and we flashed back to the guys night debacle, and Bill said they needed to know when to back off. Jennifer said what they were going through superseded the girls . They had an anniversary coming up; it had been twenty years since they met. Jennifer asked if Bill thought they’d make another nineteen. She didn’t want to look back on an unhappy. She wanted to make it work, but didn’t want to turn into her mother, and be resentful of the world. She told Bill, the whole car ride back from the airport, her mother never mentioned Bill’s affair. We flashed back to Jennifer telling her brother that she didn’t want her mother to hear it from somewhere else. Jennifer said she thought her mother would have an opinion, but she didn’t. She was mad at Marge. Bill said, it happened many years ago, but Jennifer said she didn’t give a sh*t. She had been at home tending three small children and she was pregnant. He’d given her no consideration. She told herself that she’d be a tough girl, but she didn’t want to give him a pass. She didn’t want to go through a divorce, and felt, as long as both parties were willing to keep working, they were golden. When one partner checked out, it was going downhill. In Jennifer’s interview, she said, it felt good that she didn’t hold back. The ball was in Bill’s court. Now they’d see if he did anything about it.

Lexi worked on invites for Marge Sr.’s 75th birthday. Marge reminded Lexi about the charity softball game, and Lexi asked if Marge read Teresa’s group text. She wanted them to wear her shorts to the game. She knew she could raise more money for charity if they’d be her stunning models. Lexi was surprised at Teresa’s audacity. Clearly she doesn’t know Teresa. Marge said Teresa couldn’t stand her, but needed a favor. Lexi said Traci was on the text too, and Marge called her. She told Traci that she wasn’t wearing Teresa’s shorts. It would be like she was saying it was okay to treat her like sh*t, and would do whatever she could just to be friends.

Before the game, Dolores said they’d gotten $125K in donations from a bank, and there were 2000 people in advance ticket sales. Everyone gathered in the locker room, where everyone got a jersey with their name on it. Frank hoped, since it was a fundraiser, the women would cut the sh*t for once. Marge couldn’t believe Teresa wanted them to wear her stuff, and Dolores played Switzerland. Teresa breezed in last with Gia and Luis, and said she’d brought her workout line. Marge said, we’re good, which pissed Teresa off. Gia said they supported everyone with everything, and Marge said she did support them, but not today. In Marge’s interview, she said she loved Gia, but wished Teresa would tell Gia not to fight her battles. In Gia’s interview, she said, even though they were arguing, Marge and Teresa were still friends, so she thought Marge should be supportive. In Teresa’s interview, she said, someone finally someone had her back, even if it was her daughter. In Dolores’s interview, she said, everyone had their own relationship with Teresa, and made their own choices. In Melissa’s interview, she said she got where Mage was coming from, but she wasn’t having a war over leggings. In Jackie’s interview, she said, Teresa let Jennifer take the fall for digging up dirt on Evan, yet Jennifer is still wearing Teresa’s clothes.  Teresa’s got her hand up the puppet’s ass. In Jennifer’s interview, she said, Bill didn’t want to come. She was hoping he’d change his mind. He kind of owed her one.

Dolores got a friend of hers, who’d played baseball in college, to be the pitcher, since they weren’t an athletic bunch. Jennifer was worried about her nose, so she wore a catcher’s mask. Bill was a no show, and Frank thought he was running from the situation. In Frank’s interview, he said he’d texted Bill a few times, and gotten short responses. It wasn’t like him. But the last thing he wanted at a charity event was to see Bill going head-to-head with Evan or Joe #2. A dude introduced Dolores, who talked about the charity. In Marge’s interview, she said she knew nothing about baseball. She only knew a homerun. <wink-wink> Teresa asked if they’d scored a touchdown, and Joe #2 said he’d played football in high school. Why didn’t she know the difference?  Good thing Jennifer was wearing that mask, because she took a spill while she was running between bases.

In Jennifer’s interview, she said, the Louis Vuitton’s were a mistake. They have no grip… freaking read bottoms. In Joe #2’s interview, he said, physical performance is enhanced by alcohol, and the guys did shots. Teresa said if Marge was wearing her leggings, her ass wouldn’t jiggle as much, and she’d hit the ball. In Tracy’s interview, she said, Teresa was a typical bully. In Marge’s interview, she said, nothing was too low for Teresa. When Tiki arrived, Teresa was all kissy-kissy with him, baffling everyone. Traci put it best when she said, it makes zero f***ing sense. (Maybe she thought Tiki would wear her leggings.) Seeing Frank Jr. dropping the ball was pretty funny, and Tiki won the game for them by catching a ball. I believe the final score was 9 to 6, but don’t quote me. In Jennifer’s interview, she said she liked the feeling of them wanting her here and that she belonged. She hoped Bill heard about it, and felt more comfortable with being part of the group. In Dolores’s interview, she said it was one of the greatest nights of her life. They’d raised over $200k, and for the most part, everyone was on their best behavior. It was a Jersey miracle. We all watched fireworks over the stadium.

Next time, Bills shows up for Marge Sr.’s birthday, Melissa has a talk with Antonia, Teresa moves, the guts talk to Bill, and Bill says, f*** you.

📠 The Deets…

The when and where of the softball game. I might have gone. If it wasn’t so far. Like if it was across the street.

👏🏽 Brave Lady…

After hiding for so long, it must be tough to announce your business to the world.

https://www.today.com/health/mind-body/rhonj-jackie-goldschneider-eating-disorder-rcna14232

👟 Runnin’ Down a Dream…

Come away with me tomorrow to the opera of soap and the County of Orange. Until then, stay safe, stay caring about at least one cause, and stay not calling lies of omission, truths to be told at another time.