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July 10, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Brook Tells Chase the Truth, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, And the Rest, It’s an Honor, Animal Achievements, A Septuplet Of Quotes & Asbury

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What I Watched Today

(Nada enchilada summer – condensed because life is short & summer should be fun)

General Hospital

Monday:

Z told Carly that he didn’t get the impression Josslyn wanted to leave the WSB. He’d never seen an agent’s mommy demand he boot their child from the Bureau. Carly said she wasn’t kidding around.

Josslyn apologized to Lucas for lying to him, but he said she didn’t have to apologize for being a WSB agent. He wasn’t mad. She said her job was to follow orders and manipulate him.

Sonny went to see Ethan in the hospital and asked what he’d let Ava do to him.

Rocco admitted he’d shot Cullum, but it was to save Danny’s dad, and Danny said, if he was such a hero, come forward.

Lulu asked if Charlotte had been in touch with her father, and Charlotte said he’d been in Port Charles since he’d escaped.

Britt said Dante must be loving this, but he said it would affect Rocco who’d been through enough. Britt said Rocco didn’t have to go through anything else if he let her go.

Ethan said Sidwell had shot him, and Sonny said Ava told him that Ethan saved her life. He went above and beyond. Ethan said he was sorry he didn’t get Sidwell, but Sonny said Sidwell had been taken care of. Ethan wondered how Sonny and Turner got out unscathed, when Ava walked in and asked Sonny to share how they’d managed to pull that off. Could he explain why he let Sidwell live?

Lulu asked where Valentin had been hiding, but Charlotte said it didn’t matter. He’d turned himself into the WSB a few days ago. She and Danny hadn’t heard anything since. Lulu said she could just feel there was more to the story.

Rocco said he couldn’t confess, but Danny said Cullum was dead now and Danny was a minor who’d acted in self-defense. Rocco said he’d promised his parents and Britt, but Danny said that was when Cullum was still around. Rocco said Danny didn’t get how hard it was leaving Britt, but Danny said Britt wasn’t the reason Rocco wasn’t telling the truth. He was just a straight-up coward. Rocco said he wasn’t going back on his word.

Dante said he’d already compromised himself enough, and Britt said she was just asking him to look the other way. It benefitted him too. The WSB only grabbed her because he’d had her arrested. If he let them take her, Rocco would hate him forever. Dante said Rocco was already furious with him, and she said, then let her out. He’d never see or hear from her again. She’d be free and he could tell his son that he made that happen.

Jack struggled out of bed when Nina came in, but she said it was too soon. He said Cullum was dead and he had to get back to work, but she said he had to lie back down. He asked why he should listen to her, and she said maybe because she’d saved his life.

Josslyn said when she’d supported Lucas’s decision to live at Windymere, she already knew Marco was involved in his father’s business and that it was dangerous. But she’d needed access to Spoon Island and Sidwell and eventually Cullum. She had the perfect excuse in him to visit. He said when he’d moved back to Port Charles, he was looking forward to getting to know her. They’d spent time catching up and he thought they had a real connection. She said, it was real. When she’d joined the WSB, she’d known she’d have to lie to the people she loved, but didn’t know she’d have to manipulate them. He said she was quite skilled at it and totally fooled him, and she said she was sorry she’d used him. He asked if she’d do it again, she said, yeah, and he left.

Z said Josslyn was an agent by choice, but Carly said Jack had used her to gain access to Josslyn, then manipulated Josslyn, taking advantage of her emotional vulnerability after her boyfriend’s murder. She couldn’t even get in to see her. Z said he’d add her name to the approved list, but she said she didn’t want that. She wanted her daughter back. He said he’d put it in language she understood. That ain’t gonna happen. She cracked him across the face.

Sonny said, then the cops showed up, and Ethan said good thing Sonny didn’t take Sidwell out, but Turner probably would have looked the other way. Sonny didn’t think so because Turner wanted pay back her way, and Ava said, legally. She would have felt more comfortable had Sidwell been handled permanently. Sonny said he couldn’t believe he and Ava agreed on something, but Sidwell would be locked up for a long time. Ava could thank him any time. She said Sonny was saving himself, but he said she could thank him for Ethan. He got shot in the ass saving hers.

Dante said Britt got herself into this mess and would have to get herself out, and she said he couldn’t blame a girl for trying. Dante said it was going to kill Rocco when she died and she’d tried to use Rocco’s love as her way out, which only proved he was right about her. She asked what it was like to think you had all the answers. To give zero room for people to change. She loved his son and only wanted the best for him. He said he believed she believed that, but felt it was a convenience. The only person she truly loved was herself.

Danny said Rocco had been lying to him and Charlotte for months (didn’t they lie to him about Valentin? just saying), but Rocco said he didn’t want to drag Danny into this nightmare. Danny said his mom was dead and his dad might as well be. He was already in a nightmare. Rocco didn’t want them going to Spoon Island because they would have figured it out. Rocco said he didn’t want them going because it was dangerous, and Danny said Rocco was just trying to take care of himself like he always did. Rocco said, like when he took the fall for Danny and Charlotte and went to juvie? but Danny said Rocco thought his dad would get him out. Rocco said he knew Dante would try. His dad always showed up for him. Danny said his wouldn’t? and Rocco said Danny was the one who said it, not him.

Helping Jack back to bed, Nina said, when you save someone’s life, you’re responsible for that life. She accepted the responsibility. She needed him for Willow and couldn’t have him stumbling around, breaking his neck because he wasn’t fully recovered. He had evidence against Drew. He said he thought he did, and she asked what that meant, when there was a knock at the door. Vaughn asked if he was interrupting.

Z said Carly packed quite the punch, and she told him not to expect her to apologize. He said he could have her indicted, and she said, go for it. He asked where the fun would be in that. He was going to extend her a rare privilege and explain himself. Her daughter was too great an asset to cut loose. She said Josslyn was a human being, but he said she was a weapon. Highly specialized, thinks on her feet, strong, nerves of steel. Now he saw where she got it. She said just tell her that she’d have been a fabulous killer and all was forgiven? and he said it was a shame no one got ahold of her when she was younger. She would have made a brilliant agent. Maybe there was still potential. They could discuss the possibilities over dinner. She asked if he was hitting on her, and he said he didn’t know if he’d put it like that, but if he were, was it working?

Lucas said, if it made Josslyn feel any better, he would have moved in with Marco no matter what anyone said. He’d been warned plenty. She told him that he was being too generous, and he said they could talk about that later. The priority was her recovery right now, so she should rest. She said she needed to ask him for something. It wasn’t a manipulation. He said, it might not be, but going forward, he’d always wonder who he was talking to, his niece or Agent Jax. She said it had nothing to do with the WSB. She needed him to do something for her.

Z said they could take the WSB jet and be in Paris for a late dinner, and Carly said, this is unbelievable. He asked if that was a no, and she said, yes. He said, so it was a yes? and she said, yes, it’s a no. It’s a hard no. He said his apologies. He thought he felt a spark. She said, no, no spark. He and the WSB were a blight on her daughter’s life and she would remove it if it was the last thing she did. She walked out.

Lulu asked if Charlotte expected her to believe it was just her and Danny working with Valentin, and Charlotte said they weren’t working with him. Lulu said, in touch with then, and Charlotte said, yes. Why would her dad want more people knowing? Lulu asked, who else was involved? when they heard Danny arguing with Rocco outside, saying his dad was locked up because of Rocco. Lulu and Charlotte went out, and Lulu asked what was going on. Rocco said he didn’t make Jason cover for him. He did that all on his own and Danny knew that. Danny said, then prove he wasn’t gutless and tell the WSB that he shot Cullum, and Lulu said that was enough. No one was telling the WSB anything.

Vaughn said he’d been surprised to find Jack was readmitted under another name, and Jack said he was moved out of an abundance of caution and used one of his aliases. Miss Reeves facilitated the transfer. Vaughn said the WSB would need to be extensively debriefed, and Jack said, of course (🍷). Vaughn said, both about his dealings with Cullum and what happened to him medically, specifically the circumstances around his initial stroke. He was glad Nina was there, since she’d saved him a phone call. The Bureau regretted to inform her that the individual she knew as Nathan West had passed away.

Danny said his dad had been locked up for something he didn’t do, and Lulu knew the whole time, but Lulu said, it was complicated. Danny said there was a right and wrong thing to do and they’d chosen the second one, and he left. Lulu asked if Rocco was okay, and he said Danny hated him, but yeah. Lulu asked, who told him that Rocco shot Cullum? and Charlotte said she did.

Lucas went to see Britt and she said if he was there to scold her for taking off with Rocco, save it. She’d already heard from everyone with the ability to speak. He said that wasn’t why he was there, and she wondered if he was just making sure she was being punished. The WSB was going to ship her off to God knows where to live out her days, which wouldn’t be long since she didn’t have access to her meds. He said it was going to be longer than she thought. She wasn’t dying. She didn’t have Huntington’s. She never did.

He said they had to run testing from two different labs to confirm, but she said she’d run tests. He said, Cullum manipulated the results. Josslyn overheard him say he was gaslighting her and Cassius. The medication had only been saline. The police searched her room when she was missing, found a used syringe, and had it analyzed. She said when she didn’t take her medication, her symptoms came back. You couldn’t fake that. He said her brain could. All Cullum had to do was make her think she was sick and her mind did the rest. She said for years she had been waiting to die, and he said he knew it was a lot to process. She told him to get out and leave her alone, and he left.

Vaughn went to Josslyn’s room and asked how his wife was doing.

Ava asked if Sonny shouldn’t be thanking her. She’d saved his flunky from bleeding out all over the floor of her storage room. Did he have any idea what it was going to cost to clean that up? Ethan said, speaking of cost, was there hazard pay? and Sonny said he thought a bonus was in order. He’d let Ethan and Ava sort this out. He thanked Ethan, and Ethan thanked Sonny for saving the day. Ava said she was sure Turner was grateful, and Sonny said he would have shown up even if Sidwell hadn’t taken Turner. Avery would be very upset if Ava if she wasn’t around. He left.

Lulu asked how Charlotte could do that to Rocco, and Charlotte said Lulu always told her that family was important. Lulu said Rocco was her family, and Charlotte said, Jason was Danny’s. He had a right to know about his dad. Rocco said it sounded like Charlotte completely sold him out, but she said she was helping a friend and Danny was his friend too. He was Rocco’s brother and trying to save the one parent he had left. Lulu said she had to go to the hospital. Ethan was there. Rocco asked if he was okay, but Lulu said she didn’t know. Rocco was staying home where Dante would keep an eye on him and Charlotte was coming with her. They weren’t finished. She and Charlotte left.

Obrecht went to see Britt, and Obrecht said Lucas told her that Britt needed her and it was urgent. What happened? Britt said, good news. She did everything Cullum asked for years because he was keeping her alive, but it turned out the joke was on her. She was never sick.

Ava took out her checkbook and said, how much? What did he say to 50,000? He said, put that relic away. They were even. She was keeping his secret, wasn’t she? She said she’d like to do something for him, and he said, in that case, how about some ice chips? She said his wish was her command, and she left to get them for him.

Ava saw Lucas sitting on a bench and asked if he was okay. He said, no. Marco died for nothing.

Britt cried and said she’d done terrible things. She let Obrecht think she was dead and ruined their relationship. She and Cassius spent years working in Croatia for horrible men who did horrible things, so they could just shoot her up with saline. If she’d just once stuck the medicine under a microscope, she would have known the truth. She’d just wanted to keep breathing. Jason was sent to some WSB gulag because he was trying to save her. Now who knew what the WSB would pin on her? She’d ruined every relationship and ruined her life for nothing. Crying, Obrecht asked if Britt heard herself. She was going to live.

Dante saw Rocco on the porch and Rocco said he didn’t need a babysitter. Dante said he knew. Rocco’s mom was just being a mom, but he was glad to have some time with him. There was some stuff they needed to talk about. Rocco agreed, and Dante said, you first.

Josslyn asked what Vaughn was doing in town, and he said it was a successful mission, but not a very discreet one. Z sent him because he had knowledge of all the players, but he was back to Borneo in three hours. He wanted to see her before he left. She said she couldn’t see it at the time, but now she understood why Brennan sent him away, and he said Jack did them a favor. She said they were too close. As much as they insisted it wouldn’t, it would have interfered with the job.

Carly went to the hospital and met Sonny outside. She told him that Josslyn was in the ICU. She was going to be okay and she was safe for now. He said, safe from what? and she said, the WSB.

Z and his men went to a clandestine hospital room, where Cassius sat in a bed. Z said, Cassius Faison. They never met. Cassius could call him Z.

Lucas told Ava about Britt’s medication just being saline. That’s what Marco gave his life for and he was the one who’d pressured him to do it.

Obrecht said Britt had a long, beautiful life ahead of her, but Britt said she’d ruined everything. Obrecht said it could be fixed. Her brother was a hero who helped stop Cullum. Together, they’d find a way to free her. What mattered was, they’d all be together. Nina came in and Obrecht asked if she could help them find Cassius, but Nina said she had terrible news. The WSB just informed her that Cassius was dead.

Rocco said Dante broke a lot of rules for him. That’s why his mom didn’t want to tell Dante what happened, because of the position it would put him in. Dante said one day, if Rocco became a father, he’d get it. Nothing mattered but keeping your kids safe. Rocco said everything Dante did was because he loved him, and Dante said he was finally catching on. Rocco said he was angry and scared and said things he shouldn’t have when he should have been saying, thank you, and they hugged.

Danny went to see Brennan and asked if he could talk to him. Did the WSB want to know who shot Director Cullum even though he was dead? His dad didn’t do it, but he knew who did.

Sonny said, Josslyn was working for the WSB? How? When did this happen? Carly said, about a year ago. And how? Why? Because of them and a lifetime of bad decisions.

Lulu pulled into the hospital parking lot and said she couldn’t believe Charlotte had eavesdropped, but Charlotte said she’d just heard Lulu and Laura talking. Lulu said, but then she stayed even though she knew she shouldn’t be hearing it, and she repeated it to Danny of all people. And this was after Charlotte heard her say no one could know. Charlotte said she wasn’t sorry. If she hadn’t listened in, who knew if Lulu would have told her the truth. Rocco had been acting weird and distant, the vibe between Lulu and Dante was bad, and Danny’s father was gone because he supposedly shot the man Rocco had shot, and she was there for all of it. Lulu said once they saw Ethan was okay, they’d talk. Then Charlotte could tell her everything she knew about her father’s stay in Port Charles.

Sonny said he was sorry and asked if there was any way to get Josslyn out, but Carly said the WSB didn’t care about its agents as people, just weapons they could use. He said it wasn’t right, and she agreed. A car pulled up, and Valentin got out. Carly ran to him and they kissed.

Josslyn said she’d just apologized to her uncle for manipulating him and he’d asked if she’d do it again. Vaughn asked if she told him the truth, and she said, yeah. She lied and she used people, but being an agent wasn’t about what was right or wrong. It was about doing what was necessary. He said, look at the rookie who’s not a rookie anymore. Welcome to the club, Agent Jax.

Cassius asked if his mother and Josslyn were okay, but Z said he wasn’t cleared for that information. He was a prisoner being held for jeopardizing national security, nuclear conspiracy, kidnapping, and murder. Cassius said Cullum was lying, and Z said Cullum was dead. He died a hero trying to stop Cassius. They had Josslyn’s sworn testimony. Cassius asked if Josslyn said he’d done this, and Z said, indeed she did. He was going to be charged with multiple crimes and would likely face the death penalty. Or Cassius could work for him.

Tuesday:

Brook and Chase took Phoebe to the pool, and Brook said Sidwell left Deception with one hell of a PR nightmare, but this was just what the doctor ordered.

Also at the pool, Jacinda said she felt guilty playing hooky, but Michael said she was with the boss. They kissed, and he was surprised to see Chase. He wondered why Chase wasn’t busy trying to exonerate Willow.

Tracy was on the phone in the hospital boardroom, when Willow walked in. Tracy told her to get out.

Emma came home to find Gio playing guitar using a broom, and they kissed.

Jack asked if Danny was going to tell him who shot Cullum.

Rocco hoped Dante could forgive him, but Dante said there was nothing to forgive. Charlotte and Lulu came in arguing because Lulu hadn’t let Charlotte go to Valentin outside the hospital. Lulu said Valentin was a fugitive who’d put Charlotte’s life in danger.

Josslyn woke to find Carly by her bedside.

Dante went to make a call to find out what was going on with Valentin, and Charlotte said Lulu couldn’t stop her from seeing her own father. Lulu said he’d be sent back to Steinmauer, and Charlotte said he was her dad. She loved him and it hurt her to be away from him. Lulu said she was just trying to keep Charlotte safe, when Dante came back and said Valentin had been released with a full pardon. No criminal charges. Charlotte said her father wasn’t a fugitive anymore and thought it must have been because he’d exposed Cullum. Dante wondered how she knew, and Lulu said Valentin had been in Port Charles this entire time. Dante asked if Charlotte had been in touch with him, and she said, yep. Rocco said it hadn’t been easy for her to lie, and Dante said, Rocco knew about this too?

Emma thanked Gio for cleaning things up, and he said he got groceries too. All of Anna’s favorites. Emma said her grandma would appreciate it, and he said it was important everything be perfect for Anna’s homecoming. She said part of her wondered if Anna was ever coming home, but he said Anna was strong and could conquer anything. They kissed, and he said it must be where Emma got it from.

Michael told Jacinda about the trip log in Willow’s car placing her on Route 91 at the time of Jordan’s accident, and she said it sounded convenient. Almost like someone had arranged it.

Chase told Brooke that Alexis had reached out and everything was moving along nicely with the adoption. The birth father’s paperwork had been certified.

Willow told Tracy that she wasn’t leaving. She held an advisory position as district representative and the board was set to discuss enrolling the hospital in her affordable childcare program. She was there to assist and answer their questions. Tracy said Willow could drop the saintly act. She knew exactly who Willow was and exactly what she was capable of.

Josslyn said she was fine, but Carly said that was an overstatement. Josslyn said she was sorry she’d locked Carly in that room, but she hadn’t wanted her to get hurt. Carly said she was glad this was over, that Cullum was dead, and Josslyn’s mission was finished, but Josslyn said she wasn’t leaving the WSB.

Danny said his dad hadn’t shot Cullum, but Jack said he couldn’t just take Danny’s word for it. Danny said Cullum was about to murder someone. If he hadn’t been shot, innocent people would be dead. Jack said he needed a name or evidence, and Danny said, it was Rocco Falconari.

Charlotte said she’d sworn Rocco to secrecy, when the doorbell rang. Charlotte opened the door to Valentin, and they hugged.

Tracy ran down the list of where Willow had shown her true colors, but Willow said Tracy was distorting things as usual. Tracy said Chase was a good man, and if Willow thought she could help herself to him anytime she wanted, she was sadly mistaken.

Michael agreed that it seemed too convenient, and Jacinda asked if a car’s trip log could be hacked. He said, it could, but if someone set Willow up, it wasn’t him.

Brook asked if Chase had heard from Willow, but he said Willow had a lot on her plate. ADA Turner was like a dog with a bone when it came to Willow. He’d thought she just had an ax to grind, but evidence had come to light suggesting Willow was at the scene of Jordan’s accident and drove away, leaving Jordan and Curtis to die.

Jack said, that would explain some things that didn’t add up, and Danny said his dad probably told Britt to protect Rocco. Jack asked if he had any evidence, but Danny said, no. Rocco had admitted it to him. He didn’t want Rocco punished, but it was unfair that his dad was paying for something he didn’t do. Jack said Cullum was dead and he didn’t think the WSB was going to care about the pier shooting anymore. He didn’t know what they were going to do with Danny’s father, but he did know Danny pursuing this wasn’t going to free him and would cause problems for Rocco. He needed to drop this. Danny said, no, but Jack said he needed to let it go. Danny asked if he could at least get a letter to his dad, and Jack said he’d get back to him. He knew it was hard for Danny to have had this conversation, but if it was any consolation, when things were that hard, it was usually because it was the right thing to do. His father would be proud of him. Danny left.

Charlotte asked if it was really over, and Valentin said it was. He was sorry to drop by announced, but wanted to tell her personally. Charlotte said he could have told them earlier at GH. She was there, but her mom wouldn’t let her go to him. Lulu said Ethan was in the hospital, but no one had told her anything about Valentin’s situation, so she’d decided to play it safe. Valentin wanted to go somewhere to catch up, but Lulu said she didn’t think so.

As Emma wrapped a gift, Gio told her that Tracy had asked him to leave Sonny’s and live at the Quartermaine’s, but he wasn’t ready, so he came there. Tracy had been worried about that Sidwell guy being on the loose. According to the news, he’d been caught, so Gio wasn’t sure where that left things, and Emma said pressure from Tracy was never fun. He said, but this time, it wasn’t just Tracy.

Willow said she and Chase were friends, and Tracy said one of her closest friends was Chase’s father. Which was why she was going to talk some sense into his son before he got more tangled in her web. Willow said Tracy was the only person straining Brook and Chase’s marriage.

Chase told Brook that Willow was being framed.

Jacinda said she supposed two things could be true. Willow’s trip log was convenient, but she didn’t put it past Willow to flee the scene. Michael said not stopping to help was more of a moral failing than an actual crime, and she said it was still a bad look, especially for a politician. If she could do that, Willow might be the type of person who could shoot her husband in the back twice. Maybe the court of public opinion should stop looking at him and look closer at Willow.

Charlotte said Valentin wasn’t a fugitive anymore and it was safe now, but Lulu said she was still Charlotte’s mother. Charlotte said Valentin was her father, and Dante suggested he, Rocco, and Charlotte go to the pool so Lulu and Valentin could talk. Her dad wasn’t going anywhere. Valentin suggested he and Charlotte catch up later. He and her mother had a lot to get straight.

Carly said Josslyn almost died because of the WSB. Did she want to die? Josslyn said, no, and Carly asked why she couldn’t leave this job behind. Josslyn said, because she’d succeeded. She’d done her job and taken Cullum down. She wanted to do good in the world and help people. Carly wanted her to hate the WSB, but she didn’t. Carly said she couldn’t watch Josslyn do this. She wouldn’t survive losing another child.

Tracy said she was protecting her granddaughter and her family, which Willow wouldn’t understand. Maybe the cult would take her back. She was definitely leadership material by now. Willow asked if the best Tracy could do was shame her for being exploited as a teenager. How old was Tracy when she ran down her daughter-in-law, or kidnapped her son, or left her father on the floor grasping at his heart? Was she an impressionable child or a full-blown adult? Tracy said she got it. Willow was good by comparison. Okay. Prove it.

Brook wondered, who would frame Willow? and Chase said he thought they knew the answer to that. He looked over at Michael.

Jacinda said they did make a sweet family and asked if it gave Michael any second thoughts about breaking them up. Dante, Rocco, and Danny came in, and Charlotte went to say hi to Danny. She told Danny about her dad being free and the charges being dropped, and hugged him.

At a table, Dante said he was glad he and Rocco talked a little bit. He felt like they were in a better place. Rocco said him too, and Dante said he wasn’t happy about Rocco keeping Charlotte’s dad a secret. She could have gotten hurt. When Valentin was in the equation, anything could happen. Rocco said he was sorry. It was stupid, but he felt for Charlotte. She’d been going through the same thing with their mom and Valentin that he was going through with Dante, their mom, and Britt.

Gio said Sonny agreed he should live somewhere else, at least for the time being, and Emma said Sonny agreeing with Tracy was significant. She thought she felt the same way when her grandma asked that she leave her in France. He said, Anna wouldn’t lie to her, and she said, Sonny wouldn’t lie to him. When somebody cared about you that much, you’d do anything they asked.

Josslyn told Carly that she joined the WSB because of what happened to Morgan and Dex, and because men like Cullum and Sidwell and yes, Sonny, made their living through violence. She was presented with an opportunity to do something about that and she grabbed it. She knew that becoming an agent had allowed her to protect people and she was kind of good at it. She wasn’t giving it up. Carly said, even if it got her killed? but Josslyn said walking down the street or getting in her car could get her killed. Carly said the risk was infinitely higher, but Josslyn said it was a risk she was willing to take. Her eyes were wide open. Nobody was forcing her into this. She chose it. Carly said that was a debatable opinion, and Josslyn said the WSB wasn’t perfect. Cullum was proof of that. But wasn’t that all the more reason they needed people like her? All she was asking was that Carly try and understand it, because Carly was her mother and she didn’t want to lose her over this.

Lulu said Charlotte told her that Valentin was in Port Charles for months, and he said he’d contacted her, but just to let her know he was safe. She’d come to him and he did everything he could to make sure she was safe. The lightbulb came on, and Lulu said, the blizzard. Charlotte wasn’t trying to get to her horse. She was trying to get to him. She could have died because he’d encouraged her. He said he did no such thing. It was over and he wanted his daughter back.

Michael said the last thing he wanted was for Brook to be hurt, but this was about more than just Brook, and Jacinda said there was a new baby in the family. How could he not be thinking of his own? He said it killed him being away from Daisy, and that pain was worse lately. She celebrated her first birthday in June. He’d send Jacinda the video later. She said it sounded like Daisy was happy, and he said, and safe. They couldn’t prove it, but he still suspected Willow had targeted Daisy. He was doing this for his kids. She said Willow wouldn’t have many people left in her corner if it was true about her bailing on the accident, when Chase approached and said that must have been what Michael was hoping for when he framed her.

Tracy told Willow to stay out of her granddaughter’s life and stop calling on Chase for support, but Willow said she didn’t ask Chase to come to the police station. He did that on his own because he cared. Tracy asked why she was at the police station, and Willow said, apparently, she was a suspect in Curtis and Jordan’s car accident. Tracy laughed and said, of course (🍷) she was. Was there any end to her reign of terror? Willow said she didn’t do it, and Tracy said she didn’t jump in the lake either. Willow said someone altered the travel log on her car. They wanted to make it seem like she was there that night so they could… Oh my God. It was you.

Danny said he was happy for Charlotte. It was amazing that her father was back. She said she only wished his was too, but he said, it may never happen. She asked what he meant, and he said he told Chief Brennan that it was Rocco who shot Cullum and Brennan didn’t care.

Dante said Rocco and Charlotte wanted to spend time with the people they cared about and Rocco knew it would probably piss off his mom. He got it, to a point. When he was Rocco’s age, he thought he knew everything about everything, but he didn’t. Neither did Rocco. That’s why it was important that they were honest with each other moving forward. Rocco said there was something Dante should know, but didn’t want him to jump into cop mode, and Dante said he promised not to take any action unless he told Rocco first. Rocco said, Charlotte told Danny that he’d shot Cullum.

Josslyn said the hardest part of this hadn’t been the training or missions, but keeping it from Carly. She’d hated it. Carly asked what kind of life it was not being able to be truthful to the people she loved, always holding something back, but Josslyn said the secret was out now. Everybody knew. Carly said the danger didn’t go away, but Josslyn said it was the life she’d chosen. If Carly couldn’t support that, she understood, but she couldn’t fight with Carly about this anymore. Carly said she’d prayed all night long that Josslyn was going to make it and she’d get to tell her that she loved her. She knew if she fought Josslyn on this that she’d lose her and that would kill her. She wasn’t okay with this and didn’t know if she ever would be, but she did get why Josslyn was doing it and maybe that was enough. Josslyn cried and said Carly had no idea how much that meant to her, but Carly said she thought she did. Josslyn said she loved Carly, and Carly said she loved Josslyn, so, so much. She kissed the top of Josslyn’s head, when Jack walked in and said it looked like Carly got a happy ending after all.

Valentin said he’d prefer avoiding family court, so he was offering Lulu a compromise. Joint custody, 50/50. Lulu asked if he was out of his mind. Charlotte’s home was here in this house with her. He said Lulu still had this fantasy that she could cut him out of his daughter’s life, but it wasn’t going to happen. Not now. Not ever. He wasn’t her problem. Neither was Charlotte, nor the fact that he was finally free. The problem was Lulu.

Rocco told Dante that Charlotte said Danny deserved to know the truth, but Dante said the more people who knew, the harder it would be to keep it quiet. Rocco said Danny was pissed, but he didn’t think Danny would say anything.

Charlotte said she couldn’t believe Danny was so mad that he turned Rocco in. He’d completely betrayed her trust. Danny said he was sorry, but he’d had to give Brennan a name. Even after he did, Brennan said there was nothing he could do about it and to drop it. She said that didn’t mean Brennan would. He was a professional liar. Danny said he had to try. She had her father back and Rocco had his parents. His dad was all he had. He understood if he lost her too. She said she could never hate him. The truth was, if it were her dad, she would have done the same thing.

Lulu said, how dare Valentin accuse her of being the problem? It was him who kept Charlotte a secret from her during the majority of Charlotte’s childhood. He said, in a few short years, Charlotte would be 18, legally an adult and independent. Lulu had better find a way to coexist with him. If she didn’t, he had no doubt who Charlotte was going to choose. News flash. It wasn’t going to be her. He walked out.

Willow said, of course (🍷) it was Tracy. Who else had the motive or resources or the cold, shriveled up heart needed to make her look guilty of leaving people to die in a car wreck? Tracy flashed back to Brook saying she was raised to fight for what mattered and that was exactly what she was doing. Her husband and the family they were creating were all that mattered.

Chase said Michael was setting Willow up again, but it wasn’t going to work this time, and Michael said Chase could believe what he wanted to, but it wasn’t him. Jacinda asked if they could please not do this again, and Chase said she was right. It wasn’t worth it. Michael said Brook was his cousin and he cared about her, and Chase said so did he. Michael said, then be smart. They had Phoebe and the family they’d always dreamed of. Don’t throw it away for Willow.

Jack said he had to ask Carly to step out. He and Josslyn needed to have a classified conversation. Josslyn said it was fine, and Carly told Jack, you son of a bitch. You will pay for this. She left, and Jack closed the door and the blinds.

Wednesday:

Dante met Laura at the MetroCourt Gardens and she said she had good news. Anna was home.

Outside Anna’s apartment, Felicia said they were finally home, and Anna said it was surreal. Felicia said Anna was never going back, not if she had anything to say about it, and they went into the apartment. Mac, Emma, and Gio yelled, surprise! and Emma hugged Anna.

At the pool, Trina worked on her showcase list, and Kai asked her to chill for a while. Trina agreed, when Portia walked in with Isaiah.

Curtis told Jordan that his lawyer advised him to take a plea deal of two years in prison.

Lucas was sleeping on Elizabeth’s couch, and Ric suggested they help him get started on his hangover since he’d interrupted their romantic evening. He lobbed a pillow at Lucas, who asked what he was doing there. Ric said, excellent question.

At the MetroCourt Gardens, Turner told Molly that it all turned out fine, except that Sidwell threatened to kill her. Now she couldn’t prosecute him, so she wanted Molly to take over.

In Sonny’s old kitchen, Carly and the moss bowl🎍were happy that Valentin was back. He said, not only back, free and clear, and they kissed. Carly fretted about Josslyn staying in the WSB, but Valentin said at least they could be open and honest with each other. He didn’t have to hide in the attic anymore. They kissed again, when Sonny walked in and said, out of all the mistakes Carly had made, this had to be the absolute worst.

Anna said she was amazed things were still in one piece, but Gio said they had to replace one of her end tables after Fizz🐶chewed the legs. Anna wondered who Fizz🐶was, and Gio said it was Sonny’s dog. Emma said she’d also broke the mug she’d made for Anna when she was ten, but she made her a new one. Anna said she’d love it. It wasn’t the items you missed, but the people. That’s what really mattered.

Dante said he’d be happy to hand Anna the keys to her office when she was ready, and Laura said he’d done a terrific job during a really rough time. He said he was ready to focus on his family, and she asked how things were going with Rocco. Dante said it was a struggle, but at least the threat of Cullum was no longer there, and Laura said she’d yet to get a straight answer from the WSB. He said he was sorry for not being there when everything went down, but she said he didn’t have to apologize for putting his family first. He was a great dad to her grandson and she was grateful.

Portia and Trina exchanged pleasantries, and Portia and Isaiah got a table. Trina told Kai that it was a little awkward, but she was glad her mom respected her boundaries.

Curtis said there was the possibility of parole in eight months, but Jordan said he shouldn’t have to serve any time at all. He said they intended to argue that he was justified in punching Isaiah because Isaiah knowingly left them injured after a crash, and she added that Isaiah had provoked him by questioning his fitness as a father. He said it fell under the provocation umbrella, but now there was evidence Willow might be the driver, and she said that meant his defense was shaky, but it hadn’t been proven it was Willow. He said, given the severity of Isaiah’s injuries and the consequences for his patients, his attorney was convinced he may end up serving even more time, and she said, if he took the plea, he could miss out on the birth of his child and the first eight months of their life. He said he’d already missed out on that with Trina, and it would kill him.

Carly said Sonny should have knocked, but he said he had. He guessed she was distracted. She asked what he wanted, and he said he wanted to see the moss bowl🎍and get the story on the new fugitive in their daughter’s life. Valentin said he’d been granted a clean slate. He and Carly could see each other whenever and wherever they wanted.

Lucas apologized and said he should go, but Elizabeth said he wasn’t going anywhere. Ric said, fine. He had a meeting to get to anyway. Elizabeth kissed him and he left, and Lucas asked how bad he’d embarrassed himself. She said he may have one or two regrets.

Molly said she was honored Turner would trust her with such a high profile case, and Turner said Molly’s work was excellent and she was most likely to secure a conviction. Molly asked if it shouldn’t be a slam-dunk, and Turner said, normally, but Sidwell could afford a whole school of sharks to defend him. They’d probably claim entrapment. Molly said she did love a challenge, and Turner said, before Molly agreed, she should know they were fast-tracking the case and she’d need to start right away. She had a choice to make. Promote her book or prosecute the biggest case of her legal career. (Well, she could write a book about the case afterward and it would probably be a best seller.)

Anna thanked Gio, and he said he loved Emma. Anna said it was rare that Emma allowed herself to lean on someone. She was sorry she’d worried Emma so much. Gio said she was home now and was better. Emma couldn’t be happier. Anna said she’d missed Emma, and Gio said Emma missed her too. For the record, so did he. They hugged.

Carly asked what the big deal was. It wasn’t the first time she and Sonny had disagreed on the other’s romantic partner. Valentin said, starting with their mutual ex-wife Nina, and Sonny said he thought Brennan was bad, but this guy was on a whole other level. Along with Ava, he’d been responsible for messing with Sonny’s medication. Valentin said he was sorry. If he had it to do over, he wouldn’t, but they were where they were now. Sonny said he didn’t live in the past, but didn’t forget it either, and Valentin asked Carly, how about her? She said they were going to have a long conversation about it later, and Sonny said he still saw a Cassadine. Valentin asked if he didn’t sleep with Alexis, and Sonny asked why Carly would get involved with someone like this. Valentin said because he made excellent Coq au Vin, and Carly said, and if it weren’t for Valentin, Josslyn would be dead.

Curtis said he didn’t believe it was Willow, but Jordan said the police had evidence. He said he didn’t want to speak bad about Michael, but Michael was more than capable of setting Willow up. So were Tracy and Sonny. She said they’d have to prove it was a set-up before his trial, and he said he’d reach out to Nina. She said there was also Chase. He’d gone to the wall for Willow before. Chances were, he’d do it again. He said if he could remove Willow from the equation, he could still make a compelling case against Isaiah. He didn’t have a plan yet, but knew the two of them could come up with something.

Ric apologized to Isaiah for being late and said he understood Isaiah needed a personal injury attorney. Isaiah said he had a criminal case coming up against Curtis Ashford, but also wanted to explore the possibility of a civil suit.

Lucas told Elizabeth that he’d never been more embarrassed. Except for the time he got drunk and threw up on Marco. It was the night they met. Elizabeth said she knew how much Lucas missed him. Was that what last night was about? He said he’d already been having a hard time, but yesterday, he found out something that made it even worse.

Gio said he had to start his shift at the pool, and Anna suggested Emma go with him and relax. She needed a nap and they could catch up later. Gio and Emma left, and Anna said that went for Mac and Felicia too. She needed time to herself.

Sonny said Valentin had been living under the same roof as their daughter, but Carly said Donna had been in no danger because of him. Valentin said Sonny’s place was firebombed, and Carly pulled Sonny aside and said she’d minimized any risk. She needed Valentin’s help to get Josslyn out of the WSB and get back at Jack for recruiting her. It was the whole reason they broke up. Sonny asked why she hadn’t come to him, and she said he knew how Josslyn felt about him, and Valentin knew all about the WSB. He was the only person she could count on and he really came through for her.

Martin met Laura for lunch at the Gardens and said he’d pick up the tab. The case in Reno had been very lucrative. Landing that job was a real stroke of luck. Laura said, it wasn’t luck. It was Jenz Sidwell.

Molly said she knew Turner thought she should stay and prosecute Sidwell, and Turner said she would, but she didn’t have Molly’s passion for writing. Molly said she had a passion for the law too. Right now, they felt equally important. Could she take 24-hours? Turner said, perfect. There was another factor she might consider. Sidwell was a powerful and dangerous man. Molly said she’d been around men like that her whole life, but Turner said she’d never prosecuted one. This put her in Sidwell’s crosshairs. If it weren’t for Sonny… Molly said her uncle had a heroic streak, but it surprised her that he’d put his life on the line for the ADA. He must have thought the reward outweighed the risk. Sidwell created one conflict of interest by taking Turner hostage. But by saving her life, Sonny created another. Now she couldn’t prosecute him either. He managed to disarm two enemies at once. Sidwell and Turner.

Anna said she appreciated Mac and Felicia so much, but she hadn’t had any privacy in a very long time. James must be missing them. Felicia said he was going to have a million questions, especially about the man he thought was his father. Anna said it was settled then, and Felicia said she’d call Anna later. Mac and Felicia left.

Ric said he was surprised Portia had reached out. She was pretty irate when he’d gotten Heather Webber released. Portia said she was still irate about that, but Ric had given her good legal advice and she was hoping for the same for Isaiah. Ric said he’d do his best.

Emma and Gio found Trina and Kai at the pool, and Emma said she had amazing news. Her grandma was back from France and hadn’t escaped this time. Kai asked how Anna was doing, and Emma said, good. She seemed a lot like her old self. Trina hugged Emma, and Gio asked what Ric was doing with Trina’s mom and Dr. Gannon. Trina said, what? and looked over at them.

Elizabeth said, Britt spent the last five years thinking she was dying? and Lucas said he was the one who pressured Marco into helping her. Marco was murdered over a few vials of saline. She said he couldn’t know that. He, Marco, and Britt were the victims. Don’t blame himself. He cried and said it was hard not to. Marco’s death was so senseless. He’d have to live with that for the rest of his life.

Martin said, while Sidwell was blackmailing Laura, Sidwell sent him down the rabbit hole chasing after this payday to get her alone, but Laura said she wasn’t alone. She had Sonny. They worked together and now Sidwell was awaiting trial for attempted murder. He asked if this meant Doc and Ace could come home, and she said she wished. Doc already started the summer semester in Dublin, but she couldn’t wait for him to get home.

Turner told Molly, if Sonny was ever prosecuted, it had occurred to her people would think she was going easy on him because he’d saved her life. She’d have to hand that one off too, but she’d advise from the sidelines. When she’d come to Port Charles, she’d thought about what it would be like to take down Sonny Corinthos all by herself. Molly said it was every prosecutor’s dream, and Turner said, but then things don’t always work out the way you plan.

Sonny said, so Josslyn was still with the WSB, and Carly said, if the choice was between the WSB and a coffin, she’d live with the WSB. Valentin risked everything. He risked his freedom and his life to expose Cullum. And as much as she hated them, the WSB showed up in the nick of time because of Valentin. Sonny asked if Josslyn knew about them, and Carly said, yeah. Sonny asked if Josslyn was okay with that, and Valentin said he was growing on her a little bit. He’d heard Sidwell was behind bars because of Sonny. Sonny said, if it were up to him, Sidwell would be 6-feet under. Cullum got what he deserved after he’d done to firebombed the apartment. He was the reason their son almost died.

Dante banged on Anna’s door and said, police! Open up! She told him to come in, and they hugged. He asked how it felt to be back, and she said it was better now that he was there. Tell her what he had on Cassius.

Laura said it was important to keep this quiet because the public didn’t know she was compromised, and Martin said nobody listened to him, but fine, done. Was there anything else he could do for her? Was Tracy still bothering her? Laura laughed and said, no, but she had a very dear friend who found himself in a very difficult legal situation.

Jordan told Curtis that if she was in his position, she’d want to fight, but was it worth the gamble? Curtis said part of him understood the deal wasn’t unreasonable. He’d hit Isaiah, who didn’t even fight back, and his hand may be permanently damaged. While he still maintained he was provoked, maybe he could live with the plea deal. Maybe he even deserved it. Jordan said he was ex-law enforcement and eight months wasn’t a walk in the park. Passing up the chance to fight to be with his child could make it feel like an eternity. Was that something he’d be okay with? He said, no. If it was just about him, he might take the plea deal, but this was for his child’s sake. He’d take his chance in court.

Trina wondered if her dad knew Isaiah and Portia were talking to a lawyer, but Emma said, it could be about anything. Trina said, or it could mean Isaiah was trying to escalate things. Maybe she should just… Kai looked at her, and she said she was being sucked back into her parents’ lives again.

Ric said it sounded like there was a pretty strong criminal case against Curtis, and Isaiah said he’d also like to seek personal damages. He wasn’t being vindictive, but felt he deserved compensation. Portia said there was a strong possibility Isaiah may never be able to perform surgery again, and Isaiah said he’d spent years learning to master a specific skill, one that not many doctors could provide. If he could no longer provide that skill, it would be tough for him to get over, and that was all on Curtis.

Carly said, Cullum was responsible for bombing Sonny’s apartment and the attempted hit in L.A.? and Sonny said Brick didn’t have definitive proof, but they both knew it was him. Cullum may not be a problem, but Valentin had a lot of enemies. She wouldn’t be safe. Carly said she trusted Sonny, but she wasn’t changing her mind, and Sonny said he hoped it worked out for her. He left, and Valentin said Sonny was right that he had enemies. She said, who didn’t? If he was trying to scare her away, he was too late. She put her arms around him.

Anna said, Cassius was dead? How? Was Dante sure? Dante said the WSB was being skimpy with the details, but it sounded like he was involved in the shootout that took out a bunch of their agents, including Cullum. She said Cullum was directly under Z, and Dante said he guessed the Bureau was reeling from the fallout. She asked if Cassius had been working with Sidwell this whole time, and he said, yeah. She said she owed Dante an apology. She thought she’d vetted Cassius and was completely fooled by him. At the time, she was convinced he was Nathan. He said they all were, but she said she should have dug deeper. Him not remembering anything after he’d been shot was all too convenient. Dante said they’d wanted so badly for their friend to be alive, they believed things they shouldn’t have. He didn’t expect this guy to get into the system and swap out his fingerprints for Nathan’s. She said it made sense. Cassius was raised by Faison. He knew his father well enough to convince her that Faison was alive. He was the reason she was put in a mental institution and she lost months of her life.

Walking into the secret apartment, Turner said, if it wasn’t the man who saved her life, and Sonny said he couldn’t take credit since he was the reason she’d been in danger in the first place. She said he was right. She was furious. Maybe she should go. He said, wait. She couldn’t be that mad since she’d given him a kiss that day. She said she shouldn’t have. That was risky with the cops around. He said there weren’t any cops around right now, she said, good point, and they kissed.

Lucas said he was glad he ended up at Elizabeth’s. He’d apologize to Ric again. Elizabeth said Ric would get over it, and he said, if she ever needed it, there was always a spot on his couch for her. She said she hoped she never had to take him up on that, but it was nice to know she had an insurance policy. Eat. He said, yes, Nurse Ratched.

Martin went to see Curtis and said his sister told him about Curtis’s case. It sounded like he could use a second opinion.

Ric said if Isaiah wanted to pursue a civil suit, he was confident he could get a substantial amount of money, and Isaiah said he might not get back his surgical career, but at least it was something. Ric said it would be pretty fraught with Curtis being the father of Portia’s children, but Portia said she was totally on board.

Valentin asked if Carly was sure she was okay with what happened between him and Sonny in the past, and she said she wasn’t okay with it, but she wasn’t involved with that man. She was involved with him. She wouldn’t have gotten through any of this without him. He said, sure she would have. They’d come a long way since he’d shown up there. She’d tried to club him with a fire poker. She said she’d wanted him out of there as fast as possible, and he said, what about now? She said she never wanted him to leave and kissed him.

Dante left, and when Anna closed the door, Peter August said, it’s good to be home, isn’t it? Now she could finally get her revenge.

Thursday:

At the pool on the phone, Lucy turned down a blind date and tried to make a real estate deal. She saw Chase, who said he was hoping to run into her. He wanted to ask about the statement she gave the PCPD about Willow.

Lucas found Elizabeth in the kitchen and she told him that she’d checked in with work on her phone and it said Jack Brennan had been released from Turning Woods. It said he walked out on his own. How was that true?

Nina told Willow that she’d already lost Jay once. Now she felt like she’d lost him all over again. She’d believed she had a living, breathing miracle, but it turned out to be just a con. What a great performance. Willow said the last thing Nina needed was dealing with Drew, so she’d take care of him on her own, but Nina said Willow was her daughter and she loved her. This is where she needed to be.

Sonny said he knew emotions were running high, but Turner kissing him so close to the cops was a risky move. What was she thinking? She kissed him again.

Martin said he was sorry for everything Jordan had been through, but she said she was more concerned about Curtis and what happened at the MetroCourt. Martin said he’d be more than happy to give them his legal opinion, but wanted to hear all the details first, and Curtis said he wouldn’t be taking the plea deal. He wanted his day in court.

Tracy told Brook that she’d just been stuck in a conference room with Willow, and Brook asked if she’d meddled again. Tracy said she didn’t have to. Brook had done enough meddling for both of them.

Willow said she wasn’t involved in Jordan’s car accident, and Nina said the PCPD’s actions were bordering on harassment. Chase would help them. Willow said when she was arrested for what she’d done to Drew, Chase would never help her again, but Nina said they’d make sure that didn’t happen. Willow said she kept catching Drew flexing his fingers. His mobility was coming back. Nina asked, when was his last shot? and Willow said, this morning, but she didn’t have much left. Nina said they had to get more.

Lucy said she didn’t have anything against Willow, but thought it was her civic duty to come forward, and Chase said, the accident was months ago. Lucy said she hadn’t realized Willow was at the Quartermaines the same night she was. When she did, she went right to the police. She saw Willow tear down the driveway and figured she and Michael had another big fight. He asked if Michael told her that, but she said she hadn’t discussed it with Michael at all.

Tracy told Brook that Willow said she was being framed for leaving the scene of Jordan’s accident. In Willow’s mind, she and Michael had the means and motive to make that happen. She knew she didn’t do it and she was pretty sure Michael didn’t do it. Brook said, then who cares? but Tracy said she had to wonder if someone else had the means and motive, and a third suspect came to mind. Brook. Brook said she’d asked Tracy to stay out of this, and Tracy asked how Brook could be so reckless, framing Willow for something she did.

Turner told Sonny that it wasn’t every day someone saved her life. She guessed she lost her head for a moment. He said he wasn’t complaining about the kiss, but she was the ADA, looking to keep her job, and she knew what he was. She said, coffee importer? and he said nobody could know about them. She asked if it occurred to him that somebody already did.

Martin said he still had to do his due diligence, and asked if they could just review the circumstances. Curtis had been charged with assault. Jordan’s phone rang and she stepped away, and Martin told Curtis, start at the beginning. Jordan answered and Sidwell asked if she had a minute for her old boss.

Elizabeth told Lucas that Willow hadn’t yet scheduled communication assistance for Drew, yet Brennan had already packed his bags and left Turning Woods. Lucas said it seemed highly unlikely that Brennan made a full recovery that fast, and she said, highly unlikely? He said, fine. Unheard of. People don’t recover from a massive stroke and locked in syndrome in months. She said, most don’t recover at all. Look at Drew. Willow insisted on caring for him at home… Maybe that was the difference.

Willow said just being arrested would be enough for Michael to come after the kids again, but Nina said they’d be ready for him. Willow said Michael had the upper hand, but Nina said they had their own resources. They could grab the kids and run. Willow said she wasn’t making her kids fugitives, and even if she did, Michael would find them. She needed to take control of the situation, and as much as she hated it, the best way was with the help of Chief Brennan.

Jordan said she had to step out and told Martin that she’d do whatever it took to help Curtis. She left, and Martin said he didn’t know how Jordan could help if she hadn’t witnessed the assault. Curtis said she hadn’t, but she was the reason it happened.

Brook said she’d wanted Chase to see Willow for who she was and realized she could frame Willow, who didn’t have an alibi. Tracy said they didn’t want scrutiny. They wanted the accident to go away. Brook said, it seemed like a good idea when Lucy suggested it, and Tracy said, Brook thought she could make a bad situation better by setting it on fire? That’s what she did when she took Lucy’s advice.

Chase asked why Lucy had been at the Quartermaines, and she said, Deception business. He said, so she was there to see Tracy, but she said she had a meeting with Brook. He said, but Brook wasn’t home. She was at Charlie’s for Gio’s performance. Lucy said they met before Brook left.

Jack said, forgive him if he was on edge. The last time he was there, he had a massive stroke and Nina stabbed him with a needle. Nina reminded him that it was an accident, and Willow said, please tell her that he brought the proof Drew misappropriated federal funds. They were running out of time. Jack said he had some bad news.

Elizabeth asked if Lucas remembered her saying how strange it was that two healthy men had massive strokes, ended up with locked-in syndrome, and were both in the same house. What were the odds? Lucas said it was very unlikely. Did she think there was an environmental cause? She said she didn’t know. They couldn’t rule it out, especially since Drew wasn’t making any progress, but Brennan made a miraculous recovery in a different location. If they’d had a reaction to a toxin or substance in the house, Drew was still being exposed to it.

Tracy asked if Brook confessed to Lucy that she was the other driver, but Brook said, no. Tracy was overreacting. Willow wasn’t going to be framed for a crime. She was just going to look bad. Tracy said she wasn’t worried about Willow. She was worried about Brook. Brook said she did it for her husband. She wanted Willow to fall off the pedestal he had her on. Tracy asked if she hadn’t made it clear that she’d help Brook any way she could, and Brook said she had, but she’d also made it clear she had no faith in Brook’s marriage. So why would she help save it?

Sonny asked if Turner thought Sidwell was on to them, but she said, no. He’d had no reason to expect her to be at the gallery. But she got the feeling he was sensing something when Sonny called her Justine on the phone. Sonny said, even if that was the case, Sidwell had no proof or credibility. The worst he could do was push her buttons when she prosecuted. She said she wouldn’t be the one prosecuting. Sidwell was going to be tried in two separate cases. One for shooting Lucas Jones and one for holding her and Ava hostage. Since she was technically one of his victims, it was a conflict of interest in both cases. Sonny asked, so who was going to do it? and she said she chose Molly Lansing-Davis. Molly hadn’t formally accepted and it meant canceling her leave, but the high-profile cases would be good for her career. Sonny said he wasn’t so sure. Sidwell had a way of getting rid of his problems, and now she’d made his niece one of them.

Jordan met Sidwell in the interrogation room, and he said, after reflecting, he’d put some pieces together. There was only one person who knew he owned the house he was hiding out in. That one person was her. She must have given his location to the police. She admitted she did, and he said he’d been nothing but good to her. How could she sell him out like that? She said she’d been working undercover the whole time.

Tracy said of course (🍷) she would have helped Brook, but Brook said Tracy would have told her to cut Chase loose, but she loved him. Tracy said maybe she’d rushed to judgment when she saw Willow and Chase at the boathouse, but Willow had her claws in him and she didn’t like how Chase put her needs ahead of his family. Brook said it upset her too, but Willow was a master manipulator. She just wanted to set up a situation where Chase saw Willow for who she really was, so he’d stop running to save her every time she called. Go ahead and say she’d made a mistake, but don’t tell her it was wrong to fight for her family.

Chase said he hadn’t realized Brook and Lucy saw each other that night, and Lucy said, since Maxie’s collapse, Deception’s stock had gone into freefall and they’d been struggling. Jenz Sidwell was a significant investor and his arrest hadn’t helped things. The good thing was, she and Brook were on the same page about everything.

Martin said he got how Curtis wanted Isaiah to pay for the role he thought Isaiah played in the accident, but it wasn’t what the law was set up to do. There was a good chance the jury would never even hear about the accident if the judge decided it was prejudicial, which it was. If he was Curtis’s lawyer, he wouldn’t be doing his job unless he strongly urged Curtis to reconsider that plea deal.

Sidwell said, no one could maintain a cover that long, and Jordan said she hadn’t done anything he hadn’t done himself. Get inside an organization – in his case, a community – and work your way up through a series of good deeds. Gain trust and gather information you could use. In her case, gather evidence she could use against him. He must have figured that out. He was always so careful not to let her near anything that might have been illegal. He said he was suspicious at first, but she won him over and made him rely on her. She was the perfect public face for his criminal enterprise. And what a beautiful face it once was and could be again.

Lucas wondered, if there was a toxin in Drew’s house, wouldn’t anybody who was there for any period of time have a reaction? but Elizabeth said, maybe it interacts with everyone’s physiology differently. He said he didn’t think there was a direct contact or airborne substance that only affected white men over 40. It was definitely a strange coincidence though, and if there was even the possibility of a toxin, they had to notify the county. She said, and Willow needed to know there was definitely something wrong with her house.

Jack said he’d gone back to his WSB office and confirmed his black box was missing. He was hoping Cullum left it behind. Nina asked why he hadn’t made a copy, but Jack said it was too risky. She said, so there was no black box, no evidence, and no paralytic drug, and Willow said Drew was going to recover and come straight for her. Jack said she could always kill him.

Sonny said Sidwell could come after Molly to get to him and if he destroyed Sonny’s brother, he got a bonus, and Turner said she’d just wanted the most qualified person to take over. He said he just wanted to protect his brother and niece, and she said she did too, but prosecuting criminals meant being willing to take on a certain amount of risk. Molly knew that well. He said there was a difference between knowing it and facing it head-on, and she said she thought that should be up to Molly. He asked if she’d just reconsider, but she said, no. He said, why? and she said public perception played into this. The whole world knew she owed Sonny a debt. She couldn’t appear to be giving him or his family any special treatment. She couldn’t even be seen talking to him anymore. He asked if she was saying she wanted this to be the last time they saw each other.

Sidwell told Jordan that she could have her beautiful face back – he snapped his fingers – like that. He was going to pull some strings and send her to the same clinic that pulled Michael Corinthos back from the brink. Their waiting list was beyond consideration and the fees they charged, oof. He was wiling to get her to the front of the line and pay for her surgery. Jordan asked what would have been in it for him, and he said he needed someone to go to Zurich, empty a few accounts, bring the money back to Port Charles. He still needed that someone. She asked if he still trusted her to do that, and he said, today was her lucky traitor day. He still really needed the cash and she could totally use that surgery. So did they have a deal?

Willow told Jack, absolutely not. They weren’t murderers. He told her, said the woman who put two in her husband’s back, and she said, whoever did that must have been driven to it and couldn’t have been thinking rationally. Nina said he was talking about murdering a man in cold blood, and he said he was just offering it as an option. He and the WSB would hate to see a good friend get expelled from congress. Nina said they all would, and he said, so it was unanimous. Everyone would like Willow to stay in place. In light of that, there was one possibility.

Martin said even if he could make it look like Isaiah provoked Curtis, that was no guarantee he’d get the result he wanted. If he was convicted, he was looking at ten years, parole maybe in two. Curtis said the plea deal included prison time. Two years with the possibility of parole in eight months. He had a child on the way. Martin said it was an awfully big risk, and Curtis said they needed to get a not guilty verdict. Was Martin the lawyer who could make that happen?

Tracy told Brook that she was sorry. She hadn’t wanted to make this harder for her. But she was sorrier that Brook put the fate of her marriage in the hands of Lucy Coe. Brook said Lucy was kind of the expert, but Tracy said, at best, Lucy was a birdbrain with a room temperature IQ. At worst, she was larcenous, calculating, and a parasite. Her brother Alan was a fool, but he was no dummy. Yet somehow, Lucy convinced him to marry her. She’d learned that underestimating Lucy was at one’s own peril. How much did it cost Brook? Brook said Lucy wanted her Deception shares, and she said, half.

Lucy said she was sorry. She thought Brook would have told Chase about the stock transfer. Chase said he was guessing she didn’t tell Tracy either, or the whole house would have heard the screams. Why did his wife give her the shares? Lucy said, it really just made good business sense. With all the instability and difficulties with Deception and the friction between her and Tracy, she and Brook decided it was best to consolidate control of the company, which needed to be in her sturdy and capable hands.

Tracy said, how could she? The point of giving Brook the shares was so they could run Deception together. Brook said she knew it was. She knew it would hurt Tracy and that was why she’d put off telling her. Tracy said, because procrastination always helps everything, and Brook said she was sorry she’d hurt Tracy, but not for giving Lucy the shares. She loved her family more than she loved any company. Tracy said she just hoped the house of cards Brook built didn’t come crashing down on top of her, and she walked out.

Chase said Lucy was now majority shareholder and must be thrilled since the company was originally her idea, and Lucy said she was thrilled that Brook had faith in her to lead the company through these very turbulent times. He said it sounded like she was in debt to Brook, but she said, no. They both agreed on the long-term value of this mutually satisfactory business arrangement.  

Martin said Curtis’s actions were inappropriate, but his story was compelling. He didn’t think the jury would root for someone who’d chose to drive away when someone else was in trouble. If they could put Jordan on the stand so the jury could see the injuries that were exacerbated when a medical doctor refused to stop, he thought he could prove Curtis was provoked past a reasonable standard of behavior. But there was a whole lot of if. Curtis had to decide if it was a risk he wanted to take. Curtis said he had. He couldn’t spend the first eight months of his child’s life in prison. He had to defend his name, for his sake and his child’s.

Jordan said, as tempting as Sidwell’s offer was, she’d pass, and Sidwell said she’d come to regret that decision. She said she only had one regret. That Sonny took him down before she had the chance to do it herself. He said but she was the one who gained his trust by pretending to be someone she wasn’t. Then she betrayed him. That was personal, almost intimate. He would find a way to pay her back in kind, to make her suffer as deeply as he did. But she could console herself and say she still had her principles, and every time she looked in the mirror at her damaged, ravaged face, she’d say, I could have been beautiful again. Jordan said she’d heal on her own, but she wouldn’t be able to live with herself if she’d done one more thing to help him. She walked out, then touched her scar. (Okay. She has a scar, but damaged and ravaged? A bit of an exaggeration.)

Turner said she didn’t want to stop seeing Sonny, but something had changed for her. At first, their relationship was something of a dare. She couldn’t trust him, so she kept her guard up. She was waiting for the day when one of them betrayed the other, but that wasn’t how she felt anymore. He asked, what changed? and she said he risked his life for her. He said he’d do it again, and she said, what happened at the gallery showed her that what they had was real. He said when they first started seeing each other, they knew it couldn’t last forever, but when he saw Sidwell holding her hostage, he knew he couldn’t lose her. She said she couldn’t lose him, and they hugged.

Jack said Cullum would have wanted the black box close, so in all likelihood, it was still on Spoon Island. So if Nina and Willow weren’t willing to go the whole nine yards to solve their true problem, they had two options. They could either convince Drew not to turn them in or find the black box. He thought they knew which was the only real option. The doorbell rang and Willow opened the door to Elizabeth. Elizabeth said she was shocked to see Jack standing, especially there.

🌞 Summer Friday…

Valentin went to see Josslyn at the hospital and brought her flowers. She said they were beautiful. Did he steal them from another patient? He asked if she’d accept them if he said he did, and she said, if it meant he left faster. He said it was like she wasn’t surprised to see him, and she said, not in shackles, escorted by armed escorts, and he said it was like she already knew he’d been released.

Lulu showed up at Sonny’s old kitchen, where the moss bowl🎍resided, and Carly said she seemed to be on a mission. Whatever she had to do or say, have at it. She asked if Carly put Valentin in contact with her daughter.

Ethan was lounging by the pool (on his stomach), when Ava came by bringing him a drink. He took a sip, and she asked if it was too fruity for him, but he said it was light on the rum. Could she walk it back to the bar and tell them to put some in?

Brook fussed over Phoebe, when Chase walked in.

Jack said he was grateful to Elizabeth and the entire staff at General Hospital and Turning Woods for the exemplary care he’d received. Thanks to them, he’d made a full recovery. Elizabeth said the progress he’d made was unexpected, and she wondered if being at Turning Woods made the difference between his recovery and Drew’s. She thought there might be a connection between them.

Fitzpatrick met Britt in the interrogation room and said he wanted to ask her a few questions, but she said that wasn’t going to happen.

Anna flashed back to when she was kidnapped, when there was a knock at the door. She opened it to Obrecht, who said she was there to ask for Anna’s help.

Ava said her gratitude was decreasing and there was plenty of rum in the drink, and Ethan said forgive him for thinking he deserved a cocktail after what he’d been through. He did get shot for her. She said, in that moment, he was quite heroic. Now he was just being an ass. He said, funny she should use that word. He thought what she enjoyed most about being stuck with him was that she got plenty of looks at his derrière. Was she trying to stop him from bleeding out or trying to cop a feel? She dumped the drink on his head and asked if that was enough rum for him.

Chase took Phoebe and said he loved her so much. Nothing was more important than her. (I have to say it again, this baby is beyond cute) He put Phoebe in her bassinet and told Brook that he’d stopped by the pool where he’d talked to Lucy Coe.

Elizabeth said she and Lucas were on duty when Jack was brought in, and Nina said she’d been glad to see both of them. The whole thing was terrifying. Elizabeth said she could imagine. And Willow was with Drew when he had his stroke. As a nurse, there was something about all of this that struck her as odd. Two healthy men both having strokes resulting in Locked-In Syndrome was kind of rare. Willow said, if she didn’t know anything about medicine, she’d be completely paranoid, and Elizabeth said, since both strokes happened there, she was wondering if the source of this medical condition wasn’t in this house.

Carly said, before this went further, Lulu should know Josslyn joined the WSB a year ago. Jack recruited Josslyn without her knowledge and kept it from her. When she found out, she was furious and devastated. It wasn’t the life she’d wanted for her daughter. She had to get Josslyn out, but didn’t know how to do that without putting her in more danger. So she went to someone who knew all about the WSB. Lulu said, Valentin, and Carly said she pretended to be his lawyer and went to Steinmauer. She was desperate for information that would help save her daughter. Lulu said Valentin didn’t give anything away for free. What did Carly offer him in return?… You helped him escape.

Valentin told Josslyn that he met with Z and told him about Cullum and Faison’s work. He was moved back to his cell and informed he’d be shipped back to Steinmauer. He’d known it would be a distinct possibility, but the device was just too dangerous. Plus, she and Charlotte were in danger, so he really didn’t have any other option. Josslyn said he had another option, but he just didn’t take it, and he said, imagine his surprise when, within 24-hours, all charges against him were dropped and he found himself with a first-class ticket (!) on a flight back home. She said he was lucky they didn’t put him in steerage, and he said he was lucky they didn’t strap him to the wing. The Bureau had no reason to free him. It was like he had a guardian angel at the WSB. He couldn’t make sense of it, then he saw their statement saying Cullum died a hero,. Josslyn said she’d seen that too, and he said they were among the very few who knew that wasn’t true.

Obrecht said, it seems our fortunes have turned, Scarecrow. Anna regained her sanity and she lost her son. The WSB was responsible for taking them both. Anna asked why she was there, and Obrecht said, Anna’s former colleague at the WSB, Director Ross Cullum, was a double agent and the individual spearheading the completion of Cesar’s final project. He was an evil psychopath who’d blackmailed her Britta into constructing the prototype for him. When Britt finally found the courage and strength to defy him and flee Port Charles, he abducted her and forced her to finish the device in Britt’s place. Anna said she didn’t know any of that. She was sorry Obrecht was taken, but also grateful the device was confiscated before any real damage was done. Obrecht said, that’s where she was wrong. An incredible amount of damage was done. Her son was killed and now his memory was being tarnished by a WSB cover-up.

Chase told Brook, the warrant to check the trip log in Willow’s car was based on statements from two credible sources. One was Drew, when he was questioned by Detective Fitzpatrick, but the source that put the whole investigation of Willow into motion was Lucy. Brook said it was probably the only time Lucy or Drew had been called credible, and he said Lucy came to the station of her own volition to give a statement. They hadn’t even been looking into Willow as a potential suspect, so he wanted to ask what Lucy knew and why she’d come forward now. Brook said she wished he hadn’t done that.

Ethan asked what he’d done to Ava other than protect her and make her get him a drink… and snacks… twice. She said, for one thing, he was still lying to her. What did he remember about their time in the storage room? He said, aside from her surprisingly tender bedside manner, not much, and she said he’d been lightheaded, in and out of consciousness, and said something she didn’t think he would have had he been thinking clearly. She’d told him to hold on for his daughter, and then he said that Phoebe wasn’t his.

Willow asked if Elizabeth thought there was a poison or something in her house, and Elizabeth said, maybe. Willow acted shocked, and Elizabeth said she’d never seen anybody recover from Locked-In Syndrome the way Chief Brennan had. It was so fast. The fact that he was standing there talking to her while Drew hadn’t recovered at all, raised the possibility that the cause could be environmental in nature. Jack asked if she was saying because Drew was being treated at home, he was still exposed to whatever caused his stroke, and she said, yes. There could be something toxic in the house they’d both been exposed to, but Jack being away from it gave him the opportunity to recover from it, while Drew continually being exposed to it was keeping him sick.

Fitzpatrick said he wasn’t accusing Britt of any crime, but thought it would benefit her to talk to him, and she said, pass. He said they recovered a used syringe in her room at Bobbie’s. They sent it to the forensics lab and it came back positive for saline residue. He wondered why she’d be injecting herself with saline, and she said because she was a world class idiot.

Valentin said Josslyn was the sole survivor of the events on Spoon Island. It would be a real black eye for the Bureau if it were to be made public. The treaties, the laws broken by Cullum through the creation of his cold fusion device. She’d agreed to play ball, didn’t she? To say what they wanted her to say. Josslyn asked what he thought that was, and he said, that the heretofore unknown and currently deceased Cassius Faison, son of Cesar, was the real villain in all of this. He took her book out of her hand and said she was a smart woman. He didn’t think she’d do that if she didn’t get something in return. He didn’t know what it was, but he knew it part it involved his unconditional release. So first, he wanted to offer her his gratitude for giving him his life back. And second, he would like to know why.

Carly said all she did was convince Jack to transfer Valentin to a WSB prison in the states. Valentin orchestrated the escape and hijacking all on his own. She had nothing to do with that. Lulu asked if Carly thought that meant her hands were clean. She basically unlocked his cell for him. Carly said she did what was required to save her daughter, and Lulu said Charlotte told her that she’d been in contact with Valentin for months. Carly knew where he was this entire time, didn’t she? Carly said he was hiding out in her attic, and Lulu said, she let him stay there? A wanted fugitive in the same house as her child? Carly said it was the safest place she could think of. She was dating Jack and Valentin poisoned her last year. Who would think to look here? Lulu said Carly just admitted Valentin almost killed her, yet she let him stay in her house, and Carly said she didn’t invite him. He came there looking for help. Lulu said it made her wonder what else Carly did to help… On Christmas, Carly said she needed Charlotte’s help with the creche and brought her there to get it. Did she do that so Valentin could see her? Carly said, yes, I did.

Anna told Obrecht that she’d spent the last six months in a mental institution fighting for her life. She couldn’t even entertain the possibility of a vast WSB conspiracy right now, much less expose one. Obrecht said Anna’s ordeal happened because of the WSB. She and her son may have been the victims, but so was Anna. Anna asked what she was talking about, and Obrecht said Anna’s grip on her sanity may be tenuous, but she didn’t get to this place alone. When Cullum kidnapped her, he’d held her in the exact same room where he’d previously held Anna. Anna asked what room she was referring to, and Obrecht said, the room in the subbasement of Windymere. Anna said, describe the room to her. How did Obrecht know she was there? She’d been listening to doctors tell her that she wasn’t held captive and had a psychotic break. If Obrecht had proof that it was real, she had to show her.

Carly said, any interaction between Charlotte and Valentin happened at her house where Charlotte was safe and protected, but Lulu said Carly put her daughter’s life at risk. Carly said, Charlotte was fine. Her daughter was in the hospital recovering from a gunshot that almost killed her. It was the reason she was fighting so damn hard to get her out of the WSB. Josslyn’s death wasn’t something she could survive, so she wasn’t apologizing for doing whatever it took or working with whoever she had to in order to keep her daughter safe. Lulu said she was very happy Josslyn would be okay, but teaming up with Valentin wasn’t just WSB work, was it? She saw Carly outside the hospital. She was kissing Valentin. Carly put her daughter in danger because she needed to keep Valentin in her bed.

Josslyn said her mom got involved in all of this with Valentin because she wanted to get her out of the WSB. That made it her responsibility to make sure her mom didn’t go down for any of it. Valentin said, so she couldn’t let Carly be indicted for aiding and harboring a fugitive, and she said she needed to make sure her mom wasn’t faced with any charges in order to keep her safe, so she said what Z needed her to say. And Cassius and Cullum were both dead, so it didn’t really matter who got painted the hero or the villain.

Obrecht drew on a pad and said, this was exactly how the room she was held captive in looked. Here on this wall, Josslyn Jax showed her what Anna wrote. Anna Devane was held captive here. I was taken on 10-31-25. Anna took the pad and thanked her. She said she knew she was held somewhere. It was very gratifying to have her version of the events confirmed. Josslyn was there too? Obrecht nodded and said, near the end of her confinement, so was Josslyn’s mother. Anna said she didn’t get what this had to do with her holding Cullum to blame and exonerating Obrecht’s son, and Obrecht said Anna was Cullum’s victim, just like her and Cassius. Anna said she never saw Cullum. She couldn’t confirm that he ever did anything to her. But she could confirm that Cassius lied to her and pretended to be Nathan. In order to do that, he had to dig up his own brother’s corpse and fake his own DNA and fingerprints, and that sounded to her very much like his father. It made her believe that Cassius would be capable of seeing Faison’s work to completion.

Ethan said he was pretty sure his words were garbled from all the gunfire, and Ava said that was probably it. She’d see what Alexis thought. He said, do what she had to do, and she said he wasn’t Phoebe’s father and was running some kind of con, right? Trying to extort Brook and the Quartermaines. He said that wasn’t it at all. He had money and didn’t need to extort. She said, it’d be fun to have a little of it, right? but he said he was telling her the truth. He’d made a promise to Phoebe’s mother. He wasn’t trying to use Phoebe. He was trying to protect her. Ava said, from what? and he said, trust him. She didn’t want to know.

Brook said the last time Chase interfered in an investigation involving Willow, it cost him his detective shield, but Chase said he wasn’t interfering. He was asking questions. Willow admitted she was at the house, but denied being on the road then. Brook asked if she said where she was, and he said Willow told him that she was at her house with Drew at the time of the accident. Brook told him that Drew said something different. Isn’t it possible Willow isn’t telling the truth? Chase said Brook told him herself that Drew wasn’t a reliable witness. He was guessing Willow’s trip log was altered or hacked. She asked if it didn’t make more sense that Willow lied, and he said he’d consider that a distinct possibility if Willow hadn’t been set up before. His first guess was that Michael hacked her car. She said he couldn’t keep blaming Michael, and he said, then Lucy told him something that changed everything – that she owned half of Brook’s Deception shares. Brook said, it was just a business thing, and he said, then why not tell him? Was she the one who framed Willow?

Jack said he didn’t know what happened to Drew, but he knew what caused his stroke, and Nina said, fill them in. He said the information he was about to give them couldn’t leave this room. On the day he fell ill, he was working with a WSB team on a classified matter. In the course of that work, he was exposed to a substance. Elizabeth asked, what kind of substance? and he said that was classified, but it explained why he was moved to Turning Woods so quickly, so he could be privately taken care of. Elizabeth wondered if Drew could have been exposed, but Jack said he didn’t see how since it was highly restricted. There was no connection, except that he happened to be there after he was exposed. He wanted to thank Nina for acting so quickly. She might have saved his life. Nina said she was glad she was able to help, and he said, selfishly, so was he. He left, and Willow said, mystery solved.

Chase said, if Brook told him that she didn’t do it, he’d believe her, but he knew with her and her family, the reflex was to always deny the truth when they got caught. She said she promised him that she’d never lie to him. Yes, she did it. She framed Willow.

Fitzpatrick asked if Britt was saying that Cullum, the man who was being heralded as a hero, falsely convinced her that she was suffering from Huntington’s Disease, and she said he also supplied her with – air quotes – an experimental medication – end air quotes – only he had access to, to treat it. Fitzpatrick said, and it turned out to be saline, and she said, yep, just a placebo. And she was stupid enough to do whatever he wanted, legal or illegal, to get it. He said it sounded like Cullum messed with her head big time. He was sorry.

Obrecht said, Cassius was manipulated into doing every single thing he did by Cullum, and Anna said Obrecht would say anything to protect her children. Scapegoating a dead WSB agent didn’t require much imagination. Obrecht said she was telling the truth, but Anna said she knew Cullum. He was a well-respected agent. She conceded maybe he lost his way, but the person who instigated all of this, the one who knew exactly how to torture her and mess with her head, would have to be Cesar Faison’s son. Obrecht said she understood why Anna couldn’t take her at her word, but if Anna didn’t believe her, they should ask Josslyn Jax.

Giving her back her book, Valentin said, whatever Josslyn’s reasons, he was grateful. He owed her one. She said she’d keep that in mind, and he said he thought she’d collect right away and tell him to stay away from her mother. She said she didn’t always agree with her mother’s choices, but it was her life. She was free to make them. He said, intentional or not, Josslyn gave a real gift to his daughter, and she said she could see how much they loved each other. He said he’d keep Charlotte safe, and thanked her. He was about to leave, when she said there was one thing he could do for her. Could he give a message to Anna Devane?

Carly said Lulu didn’t know what she and Valentin had shared or what they’d been through, but Lulu said she knew what he’d put Charlotte through. She almost saw her daughter get shot in Prague because she was near him. Just being in his proximity put a target on Charlotte, and Carly clearly didn’t give a damn. Carly said she loved Charlotte, and Lulu said, did she? Because if she didn’t want bullets flying at her kid, why was Carly okay with them flying at hers?

Chase said he was hoping to be wrong and asked Brook why she did it. Brook said, knowing Willow did something terrible and lied about it seemed like the only way to get him to distance from her, and he said, but she didn’t. Brook set her up. Brook said she was sorry. She knew it was wrong, but Willow was around him all the time. She depended on him more every day. She offered him that job… He said, which he turned down, but she said it didn’t matter. For some reason, he just couldn’t see it, but it was clear to everyone else, especially her. Willow used to be married to him and wanted him back. Willow knew what a huge mistake she’d made in letting him go. He said, because Brook convinced herself of that, she thought it was okay to frame Willow for a crime she didn’t commit, but Brook said she didn’t have to convince herself. She just had to see what was right in front of her. And it wasn’t a crime, just a bad thing. Willow wouldn’t go to jail. He said, it could still destroy her life, and she said, all she wanted was for him to look at Willow differently. He said she did all this to separate him and Willow, and instead, she separated them.

Ava asked Ethan to just tell her what he was hiding, but he said, no. She had to trust that everything he was doing was what was best for Phoebe. She had a safe, loving home with two parents who loved her dearly, and that was everything he and Delilah could ever have wanted for her and it needed to stay that way.

Britt said they’d established she would have done anything to have her medication. Was there anything else Fitzpatrick wanted to know? He said, no, and thanked her for clearing up the saline question. It was the one thing he couldn’t figure out. He slid her release paperwork across the table and said she was free to go.

Carly said Lulu had every right to be concerned about her daughter and to be mad at her. She lied to Lulu and went behind Lulu’s back, but she didn’t get to come into Lulu’s house and accuse her of not caring about her kids or Lulu’s. She might not like it, but Charlotte loved her father. She’d seen them together. Valentin adored her and they needed each other. Lulu said it wasn’t up for Carly to decide, and Carly said, then she’d better be prepared for a world where Charlotte snuck around and lied to her because she’d made it impossible for her to be honest. Was that what she wanted? Lulu said, what she wanted was to keep her daughter safe, and Carly giving her parenting tips was rich considering Josslyn clearly hadn’t confided in her.

Jack said he heard Josslyn’s recovery was going well, and she said she’d live. He said he was very glad to hear that. He supposed she’d heard the Bureau had given an official statement. Cullum was hailed a hero. She said Valentin told her. He was just here. He asked how that was possible. Valentin was free? She said he was. He came there to thank her for that. He said, she secured Valentin’s freedom? How? More importantly, why? She knew how dangerous Valentin was, not to mention how bad he was for her mother. She said, those two are a disaster, but they’re not going to last, and he asked how she could be so sure. She said because she just sent him straight to Anna.

Anna told Obrecht that she was sure she’d run into Josslyn at some point, but she’d just spent the last six months in hell. She’d been away from her friends, her family, her entire life. Right now, her focus was going to be on recuperating and that was it. All her dealings with Cassius were lies and she wouldn’t vouch for him with anyone. If Obrecht wanted to clear his name, she’d have to find someone else to do that. Obrecht said Anna may not be willing or brave enough to help her son, but he died a hero and she wouldn’t let him be painted as a monster. She would clear Cassius’s name with or without Anna’s help. She walked out.

Elizabeth asked Willow about communication assistance for Drew, and Willow said she hadn’t been able to sync up her schedule, but she was working on it. Elizabeth asked if she could do anything else, but Willow said she’d done too much already. She was an amazing friend and she was glad Elizabeth was in her life. Elizabeth said her too. Call if she needed anything. Willow said she would, and Elizabeth left. Nina said that was close, and Willow said, too close. She had to track down Brennan’s evidence. If she didn’t find a way to control Drew before his paralysis wore off, he was going to destroy her life. And she would not allow that to happen.

Crying, Brook told Chase that she knew what she did was wrong. She panicked. They had a daughter now and the adoption was in progress. They were on the brink of getting everything they’d ever hoped for. She was afraid of losing it all and it made her do something irrational and stupid. Please tell her that he understood. Chase said he hated that she tampered with any kind of evidence, but to do that to Willow? She already stood trial for something she didn’t do and then she helped them adopt Phoebe. It’s wrong. She said, that was the worst part of this for him? What bothered him most was that she did it to Willow? Willow was what mattered most to him.

Ava asked what was stopping her from going to the Quartermaines right now, and Ethan said his word. And this wasn’t a game. This was as serious as saving her life. If that meant anything to her, drop it. He limped away.

Britt said, free to go? and Fitzpatrick told her to sign out with the desk sergeant. They’d give her the personal items she came in with. She said she thought they were holding her for the WSB, but he said the WSB declined to pursue charges against her. They told them a couple hours ago. She said he just interrogated her. Was that a trick? He said he asked her questions and she answered them and he thanked her for her cooperation. She said, so that was it? and he said, unless there were other crimes she wanted to confess to. Then he could arrange for her to stay longer. She asked where she was supposed to go. She didn’t have any money. She didn’t have a car. She got rid of all her credit cards. She didn’t even have a phone. He gave her five dollars, said she could pay him back later, and he left.

Josslyn told Jack that Anna was held captive in the same room at Windymere she was in, just for a lot longer. Cullum and Sidwell deliberately messed with her mind. They caused her breakdown. Anna needed to know what really happened to her so she could finally heal. Jack said, agreed. But Josslyn could have told Anna all this herself. Instead, she sent Valentin. She knew how much Valentin always loved Anna. Even Josslyn’s mother couldn’t break his fixation over her. Josslyn said that was exactly what she was counting on. If there was one person who could pull Valentin away from her mother, it was Anna Devane.

Lulu said Carly didn’t know Valentin like she did. She’d seen how treacherous he was. How he could justify any lie or manipulation if he got what he wanted. He would do the same thing to Carly that he did to Nina and Anna. She stormed out, not even saying goodbye to the moss bowl🎍.

Anna left a voicemail for Emma, thanking her for stocking the fridge. She’d done such a great job. She was thinking tonight maybe she’d make that pomegranate and goat cheese salad Emma liked so much. Maybe she could pop by the market and pick up some things. If Emma couldn’t, she’d just get them delivered. Okay. Love you. Thank you. She put the drawing of the room in a drawer, when there was a knock at the door. She opened it to Valentin and they smiled at each other.

On Monday, Jack tells Carly, that is always a mistake; Elizabeth tells someone that having them fill the 16th seat on the hospital board is brilliant; Lucas asks Britt, now that you have this, what are you going to do with it; and Brook asks if Chase has lost his mind and if she pushed him toward Willow.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

The slap of John Oliver’s dreams.

https://ew.com/john-oliver-slapped-on-general-hospital-by-star-laura-wright-12013093

Coming back and coming in new.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/jason-returns-to-general-hospital-everything-you-need-to-know-before-steve-burtons-comeback

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/serena-baldwin-on-general-hospital-everything-you-need-to-know-about-scott-and-lucys-daughter

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-head-writers-preview-tristan-serena-scout-and-more-new-characters

What a smile! Can’t wait to see what’s next for this actor.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-how-andrew-hawkes-found-out-cullum-was-being-killed-off

Daytime Emmy noms coming up.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/daytime-emmy-nominations-2026-announcement-date-and-ceremony-details

Here’s hoping Jeff Kober gets the win.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/photos/6-former-soap-stars-score-2026-primetime-emmy-nominations

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

I missed the beginning, but the new guests are big Game of Thrones fans, and I’m good with it. On shore, Gen set up a beach picnic adorned with roses for the guests, and then they set off for Old Town in Dubrovnik (aka King’s Landing). Kat led the excursion dressed in a Game of Thrones-ish cloak, and told the guests that her mother was Croatian and still had family there. In her interview, she said her mother tried to teach her Croatian as a child, but she’d lacked interest and now wished she’d paid more attention. Same, except my father tried to teach me Lithuanian. Kat passed her cloak to Luke, who helped recreate Cersei’s Walk of Shame. The guests were given bells to participate and they were thrilled. Back on the boat, Joy said told Aesha that she wasn’t playing Luke’s game, and in the crew mess, Nathan told Luke that he’d slept like dogsh*t. I have no idea how that’s even a comparison, but okay. For dinner, there was a Game of Thrones feast, where both the food and décor were fabulous. Cooper donned a dragon costume and Eyebrows Joe slayed him, Cooper falling overboard, once again delighting the guests. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she said the crew had created an epic experience for the clients and it was seven-star service. Gen stayed past her shift to talk to Luke and told him that she was being an insecure bitch because he’d helped Joy. In Luke’s interview, he said, hold your horses. This was too intense for him. Gen couldn’t control how he acted or who interacted with, and this was psycho stuff. He told Gen that there was no triangle anymore, but she wasn’t picking up what he was putting down, and said they were on the same page. In his interview, he said he was realizing he made big mistake. He needed it to be over, but didn’t know how to say it without blowing up the boat. Good luck with that.

In the City

The group took a trip to Connecticut for Lindsay’s Friendsgiving getaway. After a kerfuffle about rooms, Georgina told Lindsay that she’d heard influencer Whitney said the two of them had been playing the single mom card, and Yvonne and Lindsay had a sit-down about the wedding. Yvonne said, instead of diffusing the situation, Lindsay added fuel to fire. It would have been nice if someone reminded the table that it was her and Nick’s wedding celebration. Lindsay whined that everyone had been piling on her. Hmm… All the more reason to STFU. In Yvonne’s interview, she said Lindsay thought her stuff was more important, and they were trying to adjust to a new phase of their friendship. The table toasted to Gemma for walking, but then Gavin toasted to Kyle getting 14 gigs, which surprised Amanda. What was no surprise to anyone was that Kyle hadn’t told her. In Amanda’s interview, she said, in her gut, she felt this was the end. She left the table, and Andrea tried to give Kyle some advice, but instead of… I dunno, maybe listening? Kyle did what he does best, yelled a bunch of nonsense and left.

The Valley

The cast awoke to party remnants and hangovers. It was Danny’s birthday next, and a yacht trip was planned. Janet said she’d give Danny the best birthday gift by not going on the boat, and Lala stayed behind with her. While on the boat, Kristen confronted Luke, telling him that Jesse passed along his hesitation about marrying Kristen. No surprise, this turned into a big deal, with Luke defending himself and then removing himself from the no-win-for-him situation. Zack had some kind of bandage wrapped around his face, and Schwartz said he was giving Little Bo Peep vibes. There was more talk about Danny’s drinking and Danny complaining about the talk. That evening, Lala tried discussing it with Danny, but Nia ran interference, literally standing between them, then walked off. Before long, Danny sat alone at the bar wondering why he had no one to drink with.

Next Gen NYC

Gia got her own place in Jersey City, relatively close to Manhattan. Emira felt pressure to stay on top and was having difficulties with her work/life balance. She’d gotten her parents a house and their mortgage was one of her many expenses. Wow. Just wow. In Rowan’s interview, she said she was pursuing a career in entertainment journalism and writing her first feature film. Her mom, Brooke Shields, was on the show for a hot minute and made a few jokes. I’ve always liked her. One of my husband’s cousins hung out with her when they were younger, and she said Brook was very authentic and fun. You can see that in Rowan as well. Georgia and her best friend Cooper wanted to start a cleaning brand and make cleaning fun because they hated doing it. No surprise there, since Georgia doesn’t even like washing her hands. Gia’s boyfriend Christian was helping them get things off the ground, and in Georgia’s interview, she said, a lot of her savings were on the line and whined, if it doesn’t work, what do I do? Um… pivot? Brooks was told by a modeling agency when he was 16 that he had a receding hairline, so he wore a red light helmet every day. I can’t imagine this, since I have a mask I’m lazy about. In Brooks’s interview, he said when he was overwhelmed and stressed, he gravitated toward the curation of sourdough. Again, not same. Avoid the kitchen at all costs is my motto. On the way to girls’ night, Riley and Ariana wondered how to be cool without being fake, as they had issues with Ava and Georgia. IMO, the first step to being cool is not caring if you’re cool or not. Guys’ night was a bust, starting with Gia telling Brooks that Charlie wanted Brooks to keep his name out of his mouth. Sigh. Really? Charlie is too old to be hanging out with these kids in the first place and I don’t think he’s misunderstood at all. He’s an a-hole. Brooks thought it felt weird and threatening, and didn’t want anything of Charlie’s near his mouth. Christian texted Gia that guys’ night sucked, and the end result was a girls’/guys’ night merge.

https://pagesix.com/video/next-gen-nyc-recap-rileys-shady-digs-at-georgia-arianas-new-fling-charlies-offensive-comments-vrt-unpacks-episode-3

Real Housewives Of Orange County

I forgot this premiered this week, so I just half-watched, but one the main takeaway points was that Vicki was back and ready to whoop it up. Like a bad penny (what does that even mean?), Tamra returned as well. In Fancy Pants Heather’s interview, she said Tamra seemed lighter and a bit different. I could swear that’s what was said last season and we all saw how that worked out. In Tamra’s interview, she said she was trying to be a big girl now, but we’ll see. Emily is now barely recognizable because of her intake of Ozempic hours at the gym. Fancy Pants had a Hearts & Heels party, where I missed what started it, but she and Vicki had a non-argument about how Terry made his money. After Fancy Pants loudly explained it was because of boobs, in Vicki’s interview, she said she didn’t believe doctors made enough to live in a $20 million house. Clearly she hasn’t heard about that lucrative practice called plastic surgery. Not to mention, Terry has a TV show called Botched. The best quote came from Heather’s mom Carole when she said, God created Los Angeles, but he lives in New York. I’m pretty sure someone else coined that, but it was still good.

Random Reality Items

Oh… Canada. Why?

Not that I begrudge a sister anything, but never was a cheated on woman fêted so much.

Maybe she got backlash because no one could tell the difference between her and Delores.

Whoa.

https://people.com/rhoc-star-jennifer-pedranti-reveals-son-was-involved-in-causing-brush-fire-in-southern-california-we-are-deeply-sorry-12015810

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

The Home. Hulu. So far, Pete Davidson has not disappointed me, so I took a chance on this one. It also didn’t hurt that it was only and hour and a half, which was the time I had to spare. He held his streak with this one too. Max, a troubled child since his brother committed suicide, is now a troubled adult, doing community service in a retirement home. He begins to get warnings that something is wrong there and residents begin to die. The cast is great and includes John Glover, who is one of my favorites. While some might find the things-are-not-what-they-seem premise tired, it never gets old for me (no pun intended), and I always enjoy trying to figure out what’s behind it all. Admittedly, the end was kind of weird and not what I would have chosen, but I wasn’t totally disappointed. You could spend a worse 97 minutes. Just don’t go to the fourth floor.

Spoilers here.

https://www.azfamily.com/2025/08/01/home-review-horror-film-creator-purge-starring-pete-davidson-is-exactly-what-youd-expect

Maybe I’ve been desensitized by movies like Evil Dead, but this didn’t bother me all that much

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come. Disney+, Hulu. This picks up right where the first one left off. Since I saw the first one not long ago, it was fresh in my mind, so I didn’t do that mental floundering around I often do watching a sequel. This time, protagonist Grace is thrown back into the mix of the survive until dawn game, along with her estranged younger sister Faith. Although Grace annihilated the Le Domas family – surprise – there are five other families she must contend with. Apparently, the seat of ultimate power is available and they’re all vying for the spot. It’s fun and funny, and the casting was spot-on, Sarah Michelle Gellar particularly good as one of the contenders. The fight scenes were excellent, there were plenty of exploding devil worshipers to go around, and the ending was satisfying.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-reviews/ready-or-not-2-here-i-come-review-samara-weaving-1236530850

🔭 Other Watches…

Baylen Out Loud, whatever part of the 90 Day Fiancé franchise is on at the time, Jay & Pamela, and Little Singles have also been part of my weekly watch diet. To me, these TLC shows are really what reality TV should be about. Seeing unique people, different lifestyles, and different countries, and seeing how those who are challenged deal with their personal difficulties. In deference to the July 4th holiday, I watched selected scenes from Hamilton last weekend as well. While I do occasionally watch a movie on Disney+, my subscription is really a perpetual rental of that play.

🏆 Award Watch…

A list of this year’s Emmy nominations. I didn’t include that whole snub thing. That seems to be a matter of opinion and come on, everybody can’t get a nod.

https://ew.com/emmy-nominations-2026-full-list-12013543

In case you don’t read the soap section. Rooting for Jeff Kober here.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/photos/6-former-soap-stars-score-2026-primetime-emmy-nominations

🐾 Busier Than Bees…

🐕 He’s worked hard and now he’s ready for his gold biscuit.

https://people.com/disneyland-security-dog-retires-after-6-years-of-service-12014319

🐈 He’s under a year old and already setting records.

https://people.com/michigan-cat-ties-guinness-world-record-with-28-toes-12011402

🐺 They left their homeland for a better life.

https://people.com/ancient-wolves-found-on-remote-swedish-island-may-have-lived-alongside-humans-12013697

🐱 And because, well, you know.

https://people.com/all-about-taylor-swift-cats-12011015

🐲 Quotes of the Week

But instead of spending our lives running towards our dreams, we are often running away from a fear of failure or a fear of criticism. – Erin Wright

Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.Steve Jobs 

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. – C.S. Lewis

I’d rather fail at something important than succeed at something trivial. – Paul Hawken

There’s a difference between knowing something and facing it head-on. – Sonny Corinthos (Maurice Benard), General Hospital

It feels like a hoax, like, why would that happen? She’s done shows there. It’d be like if I got married here. – Crocs 34th Street employee re Taylor Swift’s wedding (Vulture)

I want to die. I hate whiskey. – text from Brooks Marks, Next Gen NYC

☀️ Fresh and Simmered In Sunshine…

Until next time, stay safe: stay practicing courteous behavior and respect for locals while traveling; and stay not living in the past, but not forgetting about it either.

Video > 4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)

April 11, 2025 – GH Weekdays, Josslyn Gets Her First Mission, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watch, Future Watching, Awarding, Fluffy Tales, Novenary Quotes & Believe

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🥢 Weekday Bites…

Monday:

Jack went to Anna’s office and she asked if something happened. He said she was trapped. Lucy asked if Trina wanted to perform at the Nurses Ball with Kai or do another duet with Josslyn. Carly hugged Josslyn, saying she didn’t know Josslyn was coming home, and Jason told her, welcome home. Carly wanted to hear about Easter Island, but first, Josslyn wanted to talk how Carly almost died. Elizabeth thanked Lucas for checking on her and he said the guy he met in Miami was in town and they’d gone for a drink. Ava came by wanting to talk to Elizabeth about the accident. Molly said it was a miracle the ambulance got there as quick as it did, and Ric had a hazy recollection of seeing Kristina there. He told Molly that he just remembered something about the accident. Kristina said she didn’t mean to hurt Elizabeth, but Lucky said, she almost died. Kristina said Ava kept pushing her (bad choice of words), but he said she needed to take responsibility. She hadn’t even apologized for almost killing two people. She said she was glad they were both okay and she was sorry. He said she’d gone too far and needed to pay for it. Elizabeth and Ric had to know what she did.

Kai said he’d have to pass, and Trina said she didn’t know if she could perform, but Lucy said she was always a huge hit. Trina said a lot had changed since the last Nurses Ball. Carly told Josslyn about the poisoned champagne, and Josslyn asked if Carly and Jack were sleeping together. Jack told Anna that ADA Turner had asked for every file the WSB had on her. He sent them, but between what was confidential and redacted, what he’d sent was her birth date and shoe size. He’d come to warn her. It was disturbing that the ADA was asking about her at all. Molly asked what Ric remembered, but he said it didn’t make sense. He lost control of the car and swerved all over. Molly suggested it might have been black ice, when her phone rang. Ric said, the law never sleeps, and to take it. Molly left, and Alexis said they’d finally made a truce and Ric got in an accident. He’d rather die than be on good terms with her. Elizabeth said it was still fuzzy, and Ava said Ric had been at her apartment – they’d gotten close – and Elizabeth dropped by to bring him some paperwork. Elizabeth said her kid had her car and Ric offered to drive her home, but all she remembered was the car swerving and that no one else was involved. Why was Ava asking? Kristina begged Lucky not to tell anyone. She wasn’t thinking straight and tried to stop it when she came to her senses. Lucky said she wasn’t fast enough, and Kristina said he was the one who told her not to leave the scene and not to tell anyone. He said that was before he knew she’d almost killed the mother of his child and the love of his life. He couldn’t look the other way. Kristina needed to turn herself in or he would.

Anna said she thought she could handle an ADA, but Jack said if she wanted to oust Anna as Commissioner, it wouldn’t be hard considering the company she kept. She asked why he cared, and he said he didn’t want to deal with another Commissioner. She was a pain in the ass, but a pain he was familiar with. Carly said it was none of Josslyn’s business, and Josslyn took that as a yes. Carly had been down that road with Sonny, and she wanted to know when Carly was involved with a dangerous man. Carly said she and Jack had gotten closer, and Jason wanted to leave, but Josslyn said Carly wouldn’t lie if he was there. Carly wanted to talk about Easter Island, and Josslyn said she’d drop the Jack thing for now. The trip was amazing. She showed Carly the pictures on her phone, and Carly wondered why she wasn’t in any of them. Josslyn said the trip was for school, not the Gram. Jason asked if she’d hiked the crater and looked at her pictures. Ava told Elizabeth that she hadn’t been able to talk to Ric and she was confounded since he was a good driver. Elizabeth said the only unusual thing was that they’d taken Route 42 to miss the traffic. Maybe it was icier since it was less traveled. Ava said she was glad they were both okay, thanked Elizabeth, and left. Lucas wondered what that was about, and Elizabeth asked if it wasn’t obvious. Kristina asked Lucky to just hear her out. Ava found out personal information about her dad that no one could know. Ava threatened to blackmail her dad and use it to get full custody by going public. Lucky said it would jeopardize Sonny’s whole family, and she said Ava was going to let her dad die and threw Morgan and Adela in her face. She lost it and snapped. She saw Ava’s car in her parking spot and found some wire cutters. Before she knew it, she was cutting the wires to what she thought was Ava’s car. She guessed Ric was in Ava’s spot. He said it was attempted murder, and she said she wasn’t in her right mind, but when she realized, she raced to Ava’s apartment. Just because someone survived an accident didn’t mean it couldn’t destroy their lives and she wouldn’t wish that on anyone, not even Ava. Did he believe her?

Kai said Lucy’s excitement got him excited, so he’d do it, and Lucy said the sports fan niche was a tough nut to crack, but now they had their very own Josh Allen. If Trina changed her mind, she always had a spot. She’d be in touch. She left and Trina said she didn’t take Kai as the type of guy who Lucy terrified. Why did he agree? He said because of her. Josslyn asked when Jason went to Easter Island, and he said during his time away from Port Charles. Jack arrived, and Josslyn said, this guy. He almost got Carly killed and she was still seeing him. Turner went to Anna’s office and said she assumed it was about Emma, but Anna said, no, it was about herself. Why did Turner ask the WSB for her files? If Turner had a problem with her, she preferred to be dealt with directly. Turner said she was gathering evidence against Anna. She was tired of Anna letting her friends like Jason get away with murder. Lucky said, had it been him, he would probably have gone crazy, but it didn’t excuse Kristina. She couldn’t walk away from this… Maybe there was a way for her to be held accountable without any legal consequences. If she talked to her mom, maybe Alexis could cut her a plea deal. Kristina said she couldn’t take that chance. Alexis would tell Molly and Molly could never know about this. Elizabeth told Lucas that it was Ava’s not so subtle way of staking a claim on Ric. Lucas asked if she cared, and she said, if Ric fully embraced his good side, maybe there might be a world where she’d change her mind about him. Lucas said Ric and Ava were both comfortable in that grey area, and Elizabeth said she was no different. She used Ric to find out more about what was going on with Portia and Brad. They were putting it together when they crashed. Ava told Ric that Elizabeth was no help. She went to see his car at the impound lot, and the mechanic told her that someone had cut the brake line. It was no accident. Somebody tried to kill him.

Anna asked what Jason had to do with it, and Turner said nothing came of his arrest for Cyrus’s murder. Anna said there was no body and no other evidence of a crime being committed. They had to let him go. Turner said, there was also Sonny Corinthos, Duke Lavery, and Valentin Cassadine. Anna had a habit of keeping questionable company. Anna said it had no bearing on her professional life, but Turner said she believed it did. Anna was misusing her power to protect them. Now that DA Scorpio was on leave, she was investigating it. She knew how close Anna and Robert were and would never put him in an awkward position. Anna said she’d dedicated her entire career to law enforcement, but Turner said that didn’t make less true. She was sure Anna would do the same for her granddaughter. Anna said she’d brought Emma in herself. She also brought in Valentin, Sonny, and Jason several times. She did everything by the book. Turner said she hoped so. Unlike Anna, she never looked the other way. She left. Josslyn said Jack had a lot of nerve showing up after almost killing her mother, and Jack said she had a reason to be upset. He wanted to discuss it further, but he needed to talk to Jason about something alone first. They went to another room and Jack told Jason to contact Anna, but be discreet. Jason left, and Jack told Josslyn to let him have it. Alexis told Molly that Ric would be back to his old self in no time – God help them – and Molly said she couldn’t have gotten through this without Alexis. The last few times she needed Alexis, Kristina did too. It was nice to have Alexis to herself and nice to have Kristina to lean on too. Kristina told Lucky that she and Molly were finally in a good place. Molly couldn’t know she was the reason Molly’s father was in an accident. Molly would never forgive her. Her mom already lost Sam and if she lost another daughter to prison, she couldn’t survive that. Lucky said his family would always be grateful to Sam for saving Lulu, and Kristina said losing Sam almost broke them. If they lost her on top of it, it would break them. He said, thank God Ric and Elizabeth were okay, and he didn’t see how Kristina going prison would help anything. Her family had been through enough tragedy and Kristina had to live with the guilt of almost killing two innocent people. If she was anything like him, that was punishment enough. She thanked him, they hugged, and he left. She texted Alexis: In the chapel. Can you and Molly meet me? Ava wondered who wanted Ric dead and he asked how much time she had. It couldn’t be Alexis. Sonny would be at the top of the list if it had been her car. She said, the day of the accident, he parked in her spot. The spot has her name on it and their cars look almost identical… Oh my God. His car wasn’t the target; hers was.

Kai said if he hadn’t volunteered, that lady would still be there talking. They way she talked, Trina’s past performances must have left an impression. Trina said she loved performing and guessed she was like Marshall. On stage, you connect with the music and the audience goes with you. There was nothing like it. He said that was how he felt on the field and hoped he got a chance to see her in her element. Don’t give up her chance to be in the spotlight. Maybe he couldn’t do the thing he loved because of his injury, but she could and should. Trina agreed and said she’d perform with him. Lucy went to Elizabeth’s room to discuss the Nurses Ball and Lucas tried to jet, but Lucy said she needed his help. When he did Magic Milo, he was a huge hit. He said it was his final bow. He’d bared it all and literally had nothing more give or show, but he’d cheer in the audience. Lucy said she’d circle back to him, but Elizabeth was the heart and soul of the nursing staff. She had to perform. Elizabeth said she’d be in a cast for six to eight weeks, but Lucy said that fit in her schedule. She would put both of them down for a duet.

Josslyn asked how she was supposed trust Jack. What if someone hurt her or Donna? Carly said it had been a terrible mistake and not Jack’s fault, but Jack said Josslyn had a reason to be angry. It was important to him to protect them both. Josslyn said she couldn’t control who her mother chose to date, but Jack needed to promise to take Carly’s safety very seriously. He said she had his word, and Carly suggested Josslyn stay the night, but she said she was dying to see Trina and wanted to sleep in her own bed. Carly said Donna had gotten Josslyn a gift and left to get it. Jack said Josslyn gave an impressive performance. He almost believed she wanted him to have nothing to do with her mother. She said, who told him that she was performing? Carly came back with a giftbag, and Josslyn left. Jack said it was unanimous. Carly’s entire family hated him. Jason met Anna in the park, and she said she was in ADA Turner’s crosshairs. Turner had questioned her about releasing him after his hair had been found at Cyrus’s cabin. She thought Emma’s arrest had brought her front and center. Jason said Robert was also gone, and Anna said she wasn’t worried, but Turner would use any excuse and might find something hidden in her career. Jason said their friendship meant a lot and he didn’t want her to get into trouble for protecting him. If she had a reason to bring him in and build a case against him, do it. Alexis asked if Kristina had been in the chapel the whole time, and Kristina said she’d been going over it and wanted to apologize to Molly. They hugged and she told Molly that she was so sorry for everything. Ric said he didn’t believe Sonny would try to kill the mother of his child, and Ava agreed. Sonny would never risk Avery being in the car and she doubted Sonny would go that route. Too many variables and he wasn’t sloppy. She did know someone who was that sloppy though. Ric said, Kristina, and Ava said before he left with Elizabeth, Kristina had been in her apartment. He heard what she’d said. She was furious. We flashed back to Kristina saying Ava had taken her brother and daughter and wasn’t going to take her father. Ava said Kristina blamed her for what happened to Sonny and Morgan and got feral when she suggested Michael’s injuries were Sonny’s fault. It was like the fight at the MetroCourt all over again, but this time it didn’t end with Kristina falling out a window. We flashed back to Kristina saying she would stop Ava, and Ava said, Kristina threatened her. Kristina must have cut the brakes thinking it was her car and tried to kill her. Ric said, and Kristina almost killed him.

Elizabeth told Lucy that even when she got the cast off, she’d have to take it easy. She was sorry, but she couldn’t perform. Lucas said she couldn’t have the whole staff in the audience. He’d help out. Lucy said he wouldn’t regret it. She was good at finding hidden talents for a good cause. He said he had none. He’d help, but not perform. She said he didn’t have to perform, she promised, and crossed her fingers behind her back. Carly said, not everyone in her family hated Jack, and he said, name one. She said Donna loved him, but the only approval that mattered was hers. They’d agreed to keep their relationship separate from the WSB and the further the WSB was away from her life, the better. Kai and Trina were kissing when Josslyn came in. She said Trina was probably sorry to see her, but Trina said, never, and they hugged. Anna said everything would be fine. She and Jason could continue to work together, but he needed to keep his head down. He said he’d do his best not to put her in a position where she needed to look the other way. She said they had to be strategic and couldn’t be seen in public for the foreseeable future, and he said they could meet in his room above Bobbie’s. Anna said she wanted to make it clear that their friendship would stay the same, and he said, they just had to keep it private.

Lucky went to the impound lot and asked if there was any way he could check the crashed car for his girlfriend’s wallet. The mechanic said they were lucky to be alive; the car had been totaled. He made a call and told Lucky that the car had no location at the impound, so it had gone to the crusher. Lucky said, so it was already destroyed, and the mechanic said he was sorry. Molly asked why Kristina was apologizing again, and Kristina said she’d been thinking about how much Molly had lost. Losing Sam… losing their daughter… She couldn’t stop thinking about how selfish she’d been. Consumed with her own grief, she didn’t think how Molly had lost her daughter too and lost her sister too. She didn’t even see that; she was so selfish. She said she was so sorry, and Molly thanked her. Kristina said she’d caused everyone pain and she was really sorry. Alexis said she’d been hoping to get to this place, and now that they had, look at them, all taking care of each other. Sam would be happy. They had a three-way hug. Ava said the garage camera showed Kristina looking at her car and reaching for some wire cutters, and Ric said he remembered Kristina being at the crash site. It didn’t make sense, but now it did. Ava said, she was checking to see if the deed was done, and Ric said it would destroy the relationship Molly had with Kristina. Truce or no truce, Alexis needed to see Kristina for who she really was as the cops dragged her away for attempted murder. He was calling the police now and was going to nail Kristina’s ass to the wall. Ava said, no, Uncle Ric. Don’t be so hasty.

Tuesday:

Chase and Brook thought things were quieting down, and Chase asked if Lois leaving was a good call. Brook said they’d needed space, when Olivia came in and said she had a surprise – Lois was back. Lulu went to the stables to apologize to Cody. She lied to him when she said she’d known about Dante and Brook. Dante came in and asked for an explanation. Alexis went to the office, and Diane said she was perky and early. Alexis said she’d gone to the gym and worked out, and Diane wondered who she was. Did Ric die? Alexis said, as far as she knew, he was still alive, but she’d gotten her girls back. Kristina brought flowers to Elizabeth, and said she was sorry this happened, but Elizabeth said she and Ric were both okay. Kristina said Elizabeth had been there for her and she wanted to do the same, when Lucky came by. Ava told Ric that it was a rare opportunity. Kristina was certifiable. Ric thought they should go to the police, but Ava wanted to aim higher and use the information to their advantage. Ric said blackmailing Sonny would get them nowhere, but Ava said she had something far better in mind.

Lois said, Olivia wanted it to be a surprise, and Brook said, mission accomplished. Brook said she needed to leave for a Deception call and Chase said he’d help her with the technology. Olivia wondered why Lois and Brook couldn’t be in the same room together. What the hell was going on? Lulu told Dante that she’d tricked Cody into telling her. She had a hunch Dante hadn’t been open about his and Brook’s history. Cody said he’d thought she already knew, and apology not accepted. He left to feed the horses, and Dante asked, why dig up old dirt? Lulu asked, why lie for years? Alexis told Diane that Kristina was able to put aside her animosity toward Molly and they’d connected. Lucky was sneaking in contraband to Elizabeth, baked goods from Aiden. He told Kristina that he had to speak with her about a Charlie’s thing, and they left. Ava said Alexis would be the one to pay, but Ric said Kristina would go free. He almost died and Elizabeth could have been paralyzed. Ava said Elizabeth could handle herself, but Ric thought she should have her day in court. Ava asked how Molly would feel if her remaining sister was sent to prison. Chase found Brook outside and she said she’d gone into fight or flight mode. Seeing her mom got her fired up again. Chase wondered if she was a reminder of the secret Brook had kept from Dante. Dante said he and Brook were teenagers and it was nothing, and Lulu wondered, why lie? She rehashed Brook trying to break them up, and Dante wondered why she was laser focused on Brook. Lulu said she’d always thought there was something more and had been made to feel like she was crazy. She didn’t know if she could trust him. Alexis told Diane that Kristina and Molly had different grieving processes, but now Kristina realized she couldn’t heal without her sister. Diane said Alexis had weathered the storm and there were fairer days ahead. Ava said if Kristina had been made to pay for her mistakes, she might not be such a trainwreck, but Ric said by covering for Kristina and blackmailing Alexis, Ava allowed Kristina to escape culpability. It wouldn’t take much for her to try and kill Ava again. Lucky asked why Kristina was visiting Elizabeth, and Kristina said she wanted to make sure Elizabeth was okay. Lucky asked if she’d thought about confessing, and Kristina said, maybe. Elizabeth almost died and she almost killed her sister’s father. She didn’t know if she could live with that.

Lois told Lois that she’d made decisions where Brook was concerned, thinking they were in her best interest, but Brook had every right not to agree. She couldn’t handle the distance. Brook told Chase that she didn’t need Lois to remind her that she had a son out there. It hit her how many people would have loved her child. It was easier when she was younger. Adulting stunk. Chase said if it was a secret she wanted to keep, he’d go to his grave with it, but she had to do a better job of hiding the truth. Dante said he omitted a detail he didn’t think mattered, but he should have told her even though it amounted to nothing. For one summer, he and Brook were training to be camp counselors and hooked up. It was over before it started, and they made lives with other people. Nothing that summer mattered. She said, what if it did? Lucky said guilt meant Kristina wasn’t a sociopath, but she couldn’t put the guilt on Elizabeth. It would end up getting her caught. Was that what she wanted? Kristina said she didn’t want to put Elizabeth in any more harm, and Lucky said she could go to her mom and work on a confession to get a plea deal that didn’t send her to prison for the rest of her life. Elizabeth called Deanna and asked for help getting into a wheelchair. Ric said Kristina could make another attempt to kill Ava, but Ava said she was on her guard and did her best to steer clear. She wanted them both to have a peaceful path forward, but it was the last grace she was extending. Ric said, how generous, especially when she was extorting Alexis. Ava said, that was business. She was willing to work with Alexis on a beneficial transaction… or multiple transactions, steady, like an IV drip. Marco arrived at the office and Diane introduced him to Alexis. Diane had been called to the judge’s chambers, and it would give them a chance to get to know each other better. She told Marco that Alexis was the good cop, and left. Alexis said, on most days.

Olivia said she could be objective and help sort things out, but Lois said, it might make things worse. She thought it was something they needed figure out for themselves. Olivia said if Lois needed help with anything, she would always be there for her. Chase said someone else would have noticed the tension, and Brook wondered if she should avoid Lois, but he said they needed to fix it. She loved her mom. Brook said her mom was her ride or die. That was why it hurt so much. Chase said he’d give anything for one more day, hour, or even minute with his dad, and the last thing he’d want to do is spend it fighting. If Brook wanted to keep the secret, she had to get over the hurt and forgive Lois. Dante thought Lulu was grabbing onto Brook because of the changes in her own life, and Lulu said she had Doc if she wanted psychoanalysis. Dante said it wasn’t rooted in anything real, and she was making Brook out to be more than she was. They were two kids with a crush. Lulu asked if there were lingering feelings when Brook came back to Port Charles, but Dante said the only woman who truly had his heart was Lulu. Alexis told Marco that their goal was to strike a healthy balance between being rainmakers and justice seekers. She leaned toward pro bono work, while Diane leaned into billable hours. Most of their income came from criminal law retainers, which was his specialty. Marco said, at one point, but now he was focused on entrepreneurial clients. She asked how he’d feel about a client involved in an alleged illegal enterprise, and he said it depended. Lucky told Kristina that he was putting himself on the line lying to the woman he loved, which he hated, but would do because he believed she was a good person who made a mistake. He’d made a few and he’d help her cover it, but it would only work if she got help. Elizabeth went to see Ric, and he said he was relieved to find out she was all right. He’d been driving and if anything happened and he’d lost her… He would have never forgiven himself.

Olivia said Lois would work it out with Brook, and Lois said she didn’t know what she’d do without Olivia. What they had was special. Olivia said what they had was ancient, since before they were in pre-K. they weren’t just friends; they were family. When Lois was ready to open up, she was a vault. Olivia left to check on Monica. Brook told Chase that her grandma had lied to her for decades and it hurt. Her mom let her think they told each other everything, which made it the ultimate betrayal. It also made her the biggest hypocrite on the planet, since she did same thing to Dante and about a million other people. Chase said it wasn’t the same thing, and she said she was glad she could be honest with him. He said if the secret ever got too big, too heavy, or too anything, he’d be by her side when she came clean. Dante said he should have told Lulu so it wouldn’t have blown up like this, and Lulu said her gut had been right again. He said it had also given her a reason to distrust Brook. He wanted them to be able to trust each other. It was important for Rocco. No more secrets between them. Lulu said they were good, and he left. Cody asked what Lulu was trying to pull. Elizabeth told Ric that her surgery went well, and she’d be walking the halls in no time. She’d been worried about him and asked if he remembered what happened. Alexis told Marco that said client masked their alleged illegal activity behind a thin veil of hypotheticals, and he said, so they’d have legal deniability. As long as it didn’t put them in legal jeopardy, the client was entitled to a defense. But if the client crossed the line of a deeply held belief, he had no problem recusing himself. All money was not good money, and sometimes it’s best just to say no. Alexis thanked him and said she’d confer with her partner, but it was safe to say a job offer was forthcoming. He said he’d look forward to it and thanked her for the meeting. He left, and Ava knocked at the door. She told Alexis that they had business to attend to.

Lulu told Cody that she said she was sorry, and he told her that he said he refused to accept it. She implied that Brook had told her already. She spun a lot of stores to a lot of people and he knew a con when he saw one. What was really going on? Dante went to the nook and saw that Lois was back. Brook came in and said she needed to talk to Lois. Ric asked what Elizabeth remembered, and she said, not much. She remembered getting in the car and buckling her seatbelt. They were talking about helping Portia when the car swerved. Ric said he remembered wanting to avoid traffic, so he took Route 42. They were going along fine when he lost control of the car. They must have hit black ice or something. Kristina told Lucky that she couldn’t confess. Her parents were going through too much. Her father had health issues and her mom had gone through enough. She couldn’t add Kristina goes to prison to the list. But what would she do if someone found out? Lucky said there was no police investigation and they were treating it like an accident. He went to the impound lot and the car went to the compactor already. As long as they both kept their mouths shut, it was over. Alexis asked if it wasn’t exhausting showing up in places where she wasn’t wanted, but Ava said she didn’t give it much thought. She thought Alexis would change her tune once Alexis heard what she had to say. She was sure Alexis could make time to discuss Kristina, couldn’t she?

Wednesday:

Brook said there was something she needed to tell Dante, but Lois interrupted with news about the old neighborhood. Dante felt that wasn’t what Brook wanted to tell him. Cody asked Lulu what was really going on. Clearly, it was eating her alive. Spill. Isaiah cooked a three-course meal for lunch at Jordan’s apartment, and she said she’d make herself available anytime he wanted to cook. He asked how much longer they needed to keep hiding. Marco was waiting for someone at the MetroCourt, when he saw Sidwell. Curtis met with Laura and said he had bad news, but Sidwell interrupted saying that Laura was just the person he wanted to see. She wondered if he was part of the bad news. Sonny and Kristina lunched on the MetroCourt terrace, and Kristina said she had a confession Sonny wasn’t going to like. Alexis told Ava to go away, but Ava thought she could make time to discuss Kristina’s future. Alexis told her to get out and that Kristina’s future was none of her business. Ava said she could make it the business of the police.

Sidwell said he’d been trying to set up a meeting, but Laura’s office wasn’t calling back. She said then it was safe to assume she didn’t want to meet with him, and Curtis said they’d been having a private conversation. Sidwell said if she changed her mind, call him, and left. Laura asked Curtis to distract her with the bad news, and he said Ezra Boyle had it out for her and he didn’t know how much longer he could protect her. Kristina said she’d invited Dante to lunch because he needed to know about Sonny’s heart issue. Sidwell saw Natalia and told her that Marco was waiting. If possible, show some tact when she talked to him. Jordan said Isaiah knew Sidwell couldn’t know they were together. That hadn’t changed. He said all he was asking for was a timeline. Was it weeks? Months? She told him that she couldn’t say, but was he asking because they couldn’t go public, or he was concerned for her safety? He asked if it couldn’t be bother. Her phone dinged and she said, guess who was asking if they could see her? Lucas looked at the text he’d sent Marco: Had a great time. Maybe I can show you around town sometime soon. LMK. He saw the usual three dots, then they disappeared. Marco put down his phone, and Natalia said she was sorry she was late. They made small talk, and Marco told her that he’d had a great interview at Miller and Davis. He was expecting an offer and if the terms were satisfactory, he’d be staying in Port Charles. She said, practicing law was a tragic waste of his talent. Alexis asked what Ava was alleging, but Ava said she wasn’t alleging anything. Kristina had tried to kill her, and she could prove it.

Cody said he was invoking the code of the lollipop, and Lulu said, whoa. He told her it was just them and if he told her in confidence, he’d honor that. What couldn’t Dante know? She said that she was still in love with him. Dante left to meet Kristina and Sonny, and Lois said she couldn’t imagine Brook was going to tell him about the baby. Natalia said Marco could be on tour, selling out venues, but he said he wasn’t having that conversation again. He’d been a lawyer for ten years and any other mother would be proud. She said, proud that he threw away everything he’d worked so hard for because he was angry? He trashed his career to spite her. He said he told her that he was gay, and she tried to shove him back in the closet, and she said she wished she’d handled it differently. He said it wasn’t about who he loved or what he wanted to do with his life. She didn’t accept who he was. She said she just didn’t want him to waste his potential, and he said she couldn’t accept Allie either. He guessed she wasn’t answering Natalia’s calls. She said Allie was busy on tour and she respected that, and he said she didn’t respect him, but she said it was his choices. He was a talented musician and could have been a star. Instead, his father manipulated him into going to law school so he could mold Marco into one of his flunkies. She blamed him, but she also blamed herself because she didn’t fight hard enough for him. At Jordan’s place, Sidwell thanked her for meeting him. He wondered if a civil servant’s salary met her needs. He needed someone he could count on and would like her to work for him.

Lulu told Cody that the last thing she wanted was to divorce Dante, but he went completely off the rails and dropped out of his own life. She couldn’t stay married to him and moved on. She met a great guy who asked her to marry him, but then she realized she hadn’t moved on. She couldn’t because she still loved Dante. She realized the night after the explosion, then she woke up and four years had passed for Dante, but for her, nothing had changed. She was glad Dante met Sam, and they built a life together. He and Rocco were happy, but now Sam was gone, and Dante was still grieving. Cody asked if she thought Dante still had feelings for her, and she said she thought Dante loved her, but wasn’t in love with her. Did Cody think she should tell him how she felt?  Brook said she was going tell Dante that they’d patched things up and she was glad Loise was home. She and Chase discussed how people would talk, and those same people were good at finding answers. Lois said, Tracy and Ned, and Brook said Tracy was already asking questions. Tracy would nudge her dad until he helped find out what was going on. Lois said Olivia had been grilling her, and Brook said trouble had already stated and eventually they’d find out about the baby. Lois said they’d want to know who the father was, and Brook said she didn’t think she could lie, especially to Dante. She loved these people, and didn’t want them to be hurt because she’d been keeping a secret. Lois said it sounded like Brook was leaning toward coming clean, but Brook said she also didn’t want to hurt Lois.

Marco said Natalia wanted him to be a musician, but he wanted something different. She wanted him to be straight, but he wanted to stay true to himself. She said she wanted him to be happy, but he said, on her terms, not his. He’d been away a long time, and this was a reminder why. She trashed her relationship with her daughter because of her bigoted opinions that she shared with the world. She hadn’t learned. She said she’d learned so much and if he gave her a chance, he’d see how much she’d changed. He asked how she could say that when they were still having the same conversation. Charge whatever she wanted to the room. He was done. He left and she ordered a vodka gimlet – a double. Curtis said Boyle published an editorial about Laura’s friendship with Sonny. He was trying to draw a line between her refusing to move the esplanade to Sonny’s piers and the firebombing in the penthouse. Laura wondered how they were connected, and Curtis said, Boyle made a point in saying, if someone could attack the penthouse, what was stopping them from blowing up the docks next? Laura asked if he made an argument that the threat would be eliminated by moving the piers, and Curtis said, exactly. She said it was absolutely maddening, since Sidwell was the first to propose moving the esplanade for his own selfish reasons. Curtis said, unfortunately, the appearance of impropriety was just as damaging as actual impropriety. Even though she backed the original plan, Boyle would say she was pulling strings to protect Sonny.

Dante joined Sonny and Kristina, and asked Kristina how Molly was doing. Kristina said she was doing better now that her dad was going to be okay. Sonny said he was happy for Kristina’s sister. She loved her father. Dante said the family had suffered enough loss, and Sonny said, Ric should be more careful on the road. Alexis asked what Ava was talking about, and Ava said Kristina came to her apartment and Ric was there. She barged in, hysterical over a minor custody dispute Ava had with her father. Kristina was out control and accused Ava of taking her daughter and brother away. She said she wasn’t going to let Ava take her father too. She and Ric drove cars that were almost identical, and on the night in question, Ric parked in her spot. Elizabeth came by with papers for Ric and he offered her a ride home. They know what happened next. Ric’s brakes failed, and Kristina had the perfect opportunity to tamper with them. Alexis asked what proof she had that the brakes failed or that Kristina had something to do with it, and Ava took out her phone. She showed Alexis the footage from the garage and asked if she should do her civic duty and give it to the police or could they come to an understanding.

Curtis said he’d do what he could to make sure Laura’s voice was heard, but prepare herself. It might be hard to justify. Sidwell told Jordan that he was solidifying his position in Port Charles and the United States and needed an ambassador. Someone to do PR or public service, a righthand man… or woman. Someone to smooth the way. Jordan said he wanted her to be his lobbyist, and he said she was well-liked, well-connected, and respected by all the players – Mayor Collins, Curtis Ashford, and Congressman Cain, to name a few. She said she and the congressman weren’t seeing eye to eye these days, and he said he could add honesty. He was sure she’d repair her relationship with the congressman. It was no secret she’d proved herself indispensable to the mayor, but she must have her own aspirations. Let him help her achieve them. Jordan said it was a generous offer… He said she didn’t know how generous, but she said she wasn’t interested. Isaiah asked if Lucas could take his shift in the ER tomorrow, and Lucas said he thought he’d be showing a guy he met around town, but the guy hadn’t gotten back to him… Could he give Isaiah an answer in a couple of hours? Isaiah said, no rush, and Marco walked in. Cody said he advised against it, for now, but Lulu had to shift her attitude. Not telling Dante was selfless and she was showing restraint by giving him space to heal. It showed how much she cared, but as with everything else, it was temporary. Just give Dante time. Sonny said he had something he needed to tell Dante, and Dante asked how worried he should be. Sonny said he had health issues, heart stuff. He’d been shot years ago, and it damaged his heart and it got worse. He was taking medication, but it wasn’t a permanent fix. Kristina said Sonny needed surgery, and Dante asked why Sonny hadn’t told him. Sonny said he didn’t want his enemies thinking he was vulnerable, so he left them out of it. Dante could thank his sister for Sonny telling him. Dante said he did. He was happy to be looped in, but why now? Sonny said, Ava knows. Alexis said, how much? It was obviously an attempt at blackmail, so she was trying to get an idea of how much. Ava said, a great deal, possibly millions, and Alexis said she didn’t have close to that. Ava said, good thing she was administrator of the Cassadine estate, and Alexis asked if Ava thought she could embezzle funds from it. Ava said, yes, but Alexis said she couldn’t. She asked for proof, but all Ava has is circumstantial evidence. She had nothing to show Kristina tampered with the car. Ava asked what she thought the wire cutters were for. A manicure? Alexis asked what proof she had that the brakes were cut, and Ava said she had the car. It was moved from impound and was in a safe alternate location. Alexis said, congratulations on breaking the chain of evidence. Maybe Ava cut the wires and was framing Kristina. Why not go to the police? Didn’t she think they’d buy her theory? Ava said, Ric knows the brakes were cut and he was a witness to Kristina threatening her, but Alexis said, neither one was proof. Ava said all she had to do was point the police in the right direction, and they’d prove the brakes were tampered with. While they built a case, she’d let the DA’s office know about the investigation. How did Alexis think Molly would react when she learned Kristina nearly killed her father?

Marco said he got Lucas’s text, but he’d been in the middle of something. He wasn’t avoiding Lucas. Lucas said he’d been busy and hadn’t realized Marco didn’t reply, and Marco asked if the offer still stood. Lucas asked how much time he had, and Marco said, quite a bit. A job offer is imminent and he’s moving to Port Charles. Sidwell said they hadn’t discussed compensation or what Jordan’s role could be, but Jordan said she didn’t want to waste either of their time. She was happy being Deputy Mayor. He said he understood, but if she changed her mind, the offer was still on the table. He left. Lois said she was relieved, but was the real reason Brook wanted to patch things up because people would talk? Brook said she didn’t like that Lois told her grandma, and Lois said she was so sorry. Brook said, but she understood that Lois needed someone to confide in, like she’d needed to confide in Chase. Lois said Brook had every right to tell him. It was her truth. Brook said she doesn’t know what she would have done without him, but it dawned on her that when she told Lois that she was pregnant, she’d expected Lois to have all the answers. It turned out that Lois needed her ma like she needed Lois. Lois said she did try to steer Brook in the right direction, but she wasn’t a teenager anymore. Did she want to tell the family about the baby? Brook said, what was done was done, and she didn’t want to hurt her relationship with Lois, but Lois said it was about Brook. If she thought it was important to tell the family about the baby, Brook had her full support. Brook said she’d given it a lot of thought to telling Dante what happened, but then what? They can’t change anything and all that’s left is disappointment and a huge gaping hole. Letting the past stay in the past and focusing on the future was what was best. Lulu told Cody that she was conflicted. She was alive because of Sam. Cody said she wasn’t taking anything away by her feelings, and she said she would love Dante even though she couldn’t be with him. Cody said, right now, and she said she recognized that he was still grieving, and it was all he could deal with. Cody said, right now, and gave her a lollipop. She asked if that meant she was in the clear and not running a con, and he said he thought she was just a woman in love. She said she didn’t think there would ever be a day she wasn’t in love with Dante Falconari, and left. Sonny said he was with Ava when he had an extreme panic attack. Dante asked if they were arguing, and Sonny said he was doing what he could to avoid stress, but they started going at it about their custody agreement. We flashed back as he spoke, and he said he couldn’t breathe. He tried to take his pills, but couldn’t reach them. Luckily, Kristina was in with Donna and came out at the exact right time. Kristina said, their dad was struggling. She gave him a pill and he was okay. Sonny said now Ava knew information she shouldn’t. She could go public, and he had to be one step ahead of that. He was having surgery a month from now in California. Laura came out to let them know she’d be able to be there for Rocco’s debate tournament, then went back to her table. Dante said all that mattered was that Sonny took care of himself and that he was around a long time for Avery, Donna, and Rocco. Kristina said, and Wiley and Amelia, and Dante said, all of them. Curtis said he guessed Laura wasn’t distancing herself from Sonny, and Laura said they shared a grandchild and had decades of history together. She’s never tried to hide that they’re friends. Boyle was just using that fact as a way to amass power. Curtis said he was doing a good job, but she said she didn’t care. She cared about the people of Port Charles. If they decided they didn’t want her to serve, they were free to vote her out. She wasn’t going to suddenly hide her and Sonny’s friendship and start lying. She wasn’t doing that for one bad opinion poll. Curtis said, then remove herself from the equation. Put the esplanade location up for a vote. Let the people decide.

Brook said she was grateful for Lois. She didn’t scream at her or shame her, but helped her. Lois said she loved Brook, always and forever, no matter. Brook said she was sorry they fought, and Lois said her too. Brook said she was glad Lois was home, and Lois said she was Brook’s ma. She’d always come home. On the phone, Isaiah asked what Sidwell wanted, and Jordan said he offered her a job as a lobbyist for his company. Isaiah said, and she turned him down, but she said she started tomorrow… She was just kidding. He said he hoped she was done and got the dirt on Sidwell, but she said she had Sidwell just where she wanted him. Marco said it was a great city and he and Lucas would have a chance to get to know each other better. Lucas said if Marco didn’t think they would jinx it, they should celebrate, and Marco said he could use a celebration. Alexis said the way she saw it, what Ava had were baseless allegations. She had a video out of context and a witness with a head injury. If she went to the police, that was on her, but be careful. She might end up in the hot seat for tampering with evidence and wasting law enforcement’s time. Ava said maybe Alexis was right. Maybe she should head straight to Molly. She knew it was a lot to process, so she was giving Alexis until 9 am tomorrow to decide what she was willing to do to protect her daughter’s future. If she didn’t hear from Alexis by 9 am, then she’d go right to Molly. She walked out, leaving the door open. Laura said, Curtis wanted her to hold a public referendum on the location, and he said, let them decide if they wanted to use eminent domain to seize the pier. Laura said they wouldn’t just vote on the location, but it would end up being a vote on Sonny. While waiting for the elevator, Sonny noticed Natalia at the bar and told Kristina and Dante to go ahead. Sonny went to the bar, and Dante told Kristina that they’d get through this. She said they had to. Ava had done enough damage. Natalia asked Sonny, how was the lunch with his kids? and he asked what she was doing with Jenz Sidwell.

Thursday:

Josslyn met Gio and Emma at the Surf Lodge and told them she had to say thank you to Emma. At the MetroCourt, Carly told Jack that she’d missed Josslyn so much, and he said Josslyn was a remarkable young woman. He was sorry he ruined her homecoming. Carly said she’d come around about them being together. She and Jason also had a heart to heart and although he didn’t approve, they weren’t going to let it affect their friendship. In the nook, Tracy said she needed a word with Sasha’s baby daddy, but Sasha said she had no idea where he was. Tracy said Sasha needed to keep better tabs on him, when Jason walked in. Sasha said Tracy needed a word with him and she needed to put a tracker in his jacket. Tracy said Jason was conspicuously absent when the family crypt was threatened by his odious brother. Jason said he knew she could handle it, but she said his presence would have been appreciated. Now that he lived there, he needed to step up and help protect the family. A man knocked at the door and said he was from PC Moving & Storage. They were picking up boxes from the gatehouse and delivering them to 419 Crestview Lane. Tracy said that was Drew’s new place. At Drew’s, Willow said Drew had made Wiley so happy and she’d never been happier, and they kissed. Laura went to Jordan’s apartment, and Jordan said she needed Laura to do her a favor, but it needed to stay between them. She needed Laura to fire her. Sidwell met with Maxie and Lucy at the MetroCourt and asked if Tracy would be joining them. Maxie said she would. They needed to make sure they were on the same page. Sidwell asked, what page is that? Sonny and Natalia went to Pozzulo’s where Sonny said Sidwell couldn’t monitor them. He said he’d seen Natalia talking to Sidwell at the MetroCourt. It was obvious they knew each other outside of Deception. What was her connection to Sidwell? She said Jenz Sidwell was her ex-husband.

Laura asked why she should fire Jordan, and Jordan said she had a unique opportunity to find out what Sidwell was up to, but she couldn’t in her current position. Sidwell had shown up and offered her a job as his lobbyist. She didn’t want to seem eager, so she turned it down, but he left the offer on the table. Now she needed a reason to accept it. Laura said it would be hard to justify her termination, and Jordan said there was one thing she and Laura didn’t see eye to eye on – Sonny Corinthos. Sonny said Brick did a background check on Natalia and wondered how her and Sidwell’s marriage was missed. She said, probably because they’d eloped decades ago before there were digital records. The marriage was a disaster and didn’t last long. The only good thing to come out of it was their son. Sonny asked if that’s who she’d been talking to at the MetroCourt, and she said Marco had come to town last week. Their relationship was worse than hers and Allison’s. Sonny said he could see why she didn’t tell him about her son, but why didn’t she tell him about her ex? Lucy told Maxie that they’d agreed on the terms, and they’d been incorporated into the contract. There was nothing to discuss. Maxie said she was grateful that Sidwell was willing to sell the zincite to them, but Deception was a legitimate business, and they needed to make sure their imports were screened. Sidwell said he had nothing to hide and welcomed their protocols and safeguards. Lucy said she agreed, but Maxie asked if they shouldn’t wait for Tracy. Lucy said they could still get the ball rolling. Tracy told the moving guy that if he moved a single item, she’d have him arrested for trespassing and theft, and he said he was going to go now. He left, and Tracy said she couldn’t believe Willow was moving Michael’s kids to Drew’s house. Jason said he’d handle it, and she told him, good luck with that. She left, and Jason said he was going to tell Willow that she couldn’t move in with Drew, but Sasha said that was a bad idea. Drew opened the door to Nina, who handed him a package for Congressman Cain. Willow said she hated that he was forced to give up his name, and Nina said, cutting ties with Monica was a huge mistake. Josslyn thanked Emma for stopping the crypt from being bulldozed and getting arrested, especially since Michael didn’t need any more heartache from his disgusting uncle. Emma said she couldn’t have done it without Gio, and he said he was happy to be there. The Quartermaines had been good to him. He asked Josslyn how Easter Island was and if she saw the big heads. She said it was amazing and showed him the pictures, when Vaughn walked in. He and Josslyn exchanged a glance. Jack said his schedule was clear and Carly could have him to herself if she was interested. She said she was definitely interested, and he asked if she’d like to do dinner and a movie. She said she had something else in mind, and he said he was very interested in that, as he felt her leg under the table. From the terrace, Sidwell showed Maxie and Lucy that his ship had docked. They just needed Tracy’s signature to conclude their business. He took out a vial and showed them a sample of the core component of their miracle cream in crystal form. Lucy said it was so stunning; it was a shame they had to crush it up into a powder. Sidwell said anyone who appreciated how beautiful it was deserved a piece of it for their own, and Lucy said, if he insisted, taking the vial. She wished she could see the look on Erica Kane’s face when she found out they’d snagged her supply. Sidwell said they hadn’t quite closed the deal. Drew said, Monica had cut ties with him when she took away his leverage over Tracy and saved the crypt, and Nina said threatening her wasn’t the way to go. Even so, Wiley and Amelia adored their great-grandmother, and they were the ones being punished by cutting Monica out. Willow said she had a point and they’d been asking about Monica. She knew they missed her. Nina said it would behoove them to play nice with at least one family member, and that person may become an ally. Willow said, true, and the Quartermaines listened to Monica. Wiley came out and hugged Nina. He told her about his new room and asked Willow for help with the sheets. Willow left with Wiley, and Drew said he didn’t need Nina coming there with helpful advice. Nina asked if he was throwing her out, and he said, not yet, but watch herself. This was his house, and she didn’t want to wear out her welcome. Tracy found Carly and said she thought Carly should know that while she was doing… this, Willow was moving her grandchildren into Drew’s house.

A server brough Vaughn a take-out bag and he left. Josslyn looked at her phone and said she’d forgotten she needed to meet her lab partner so they could show her what she’d missed. She left, and Emma said she gave credit to Josslyn for thanking her for something other than her leaving town. Gio asked what was up with the frenemy vibe, and Emma said it started when they were kids. She had a crush on a guy named Cameron when she was around 10 and they hung out for a while, but he and Josslyn got together in high school. Gio said, a playground love triangle, and she said when Cameron found out Josslyn had cheated, it broke his heart. He was past it, so she supposed she should be too, but Josslyn was an entitled girl who created chaos, then threw money at it to make it go away. She never faced the consequences of her actions. he said Emma could create chaos, but paid the price, like getting expelled. She said she knew he’d understand, and he said he’d understand more if he knew why. Jordan said she and Laura differed in their opinion about Sonny, but she’d chosen to steer clear of Laura’s relationship with him. Laura asked if she was saying that now was the time to voice her concerns, and Jordan said they could find a way to publicly disagree about Laura’s ties to a notorious mob boss. Laura said she thought she knew how they could do that. Natalia said she was sorry she didn’t tell Sonny. She’d hoped Sidwell would go away for good. Sonny asked how likely that was, especially since he was involved with Deception, and she said she thought it was too late and didn’t want to ruin the trust he had in her. It meant everything. He told her that she should have said something. How did he know she wasn’t feeding Sidwell information about him? She said, no, and swore they barely talked. They parted after Marco was born and had barely spoken since Marco was grown. They hated each other. She hadn’t told anyone about his heart condition and would die before she told Sidwell. He said he still needed discretion. He’d told Kristina and Dante what was going on and was going to tell the rest of the family. She said she was glad he let his family, and he would be able to lean on them, and he said he appreciated her support and wouldn’t forget it, but it was time their association came to an end. Sasha said if Jason gave Willow an order, it would make things worse. No matter how civil and sweet he was, she’d see what he said as an attack. She saw herself as a victim in this star-crossed lover story and it worked perfectly for Drew because he could play the hero. Jason would only be moving them closer together. He asked what he should do then, and she said, nothing. He didn’t have the legal authority. She got that it was hard for him as a man of action, but he had to stand down and let this go. Nina said she thought the house was Drew’s and Willow’s, and Drew said it was. She said she was just trying to keep the peace and do what was best for the children. He said she’d helped them sneak off in the middle of the night, but she said it was to establish physical custody. Now that Willow had that, she’d have to play her cards carefully. The move didn’t help, and she couldn’t antagonize the Quartermaines further or they’d fight back with a vengeance and Michael would do the same. Drew said he wasn’t afraid of them. He had the power and connections to make sure Willow got custody. He would protect her himself. She said what he wanted was a showdown with the Quartermaines so he could ride in and rescue Willow and be her savior, so she’d be forever in his debt. He said all he wanted was for Willow to be happy and Nina couldn’t stand that Willow was happier with him than with her. Carly told Tracy that she thought the situation had been handled and Willow was moving out on her own, and Tracy said, it had to be stopped. Jason said he’d take care of it, but she had her doubts about trusting him to take the right steps to rectify it. Jack asked if Carly thought Michael should know, but Carly said she didn’t want to upset him. Tracy said, for Michael and Monica’s sake, this cannot happen. Tracy joined the Deception team and apologized for being late. Maxie said they’d signed the contract and just needed her signature, but Tracy said the deal was not going to happen.

Emma said she couldn’t talk about why she was expelled. She couldn’t even tell her grandmother. Gio asked why the school wanted to silence her, but she just looked at him, and he said, got it. Before they ordered, he thought she had the wrong idea about Josslyn. She’d been though stuff since them. She’d dealt with boyfriends dying and Trina told him that she’d been the target of revenge porn. She’d been knocked hard, but got back up, and she’d been nothing but kind and helpful since he got there. Emma said he was a fan, but he said he was a friend. Didn’t Josslyn donate to Emma’s charity? Emma said, so she didn’t have to volunteer and actually do something. She didn’t see Josslyn believing in anything enough to risk putting herself or her future on the line. Josslyn found Vaughn in the park and said she’d followed the scent of onion rings. She asked what he was doing in Port Charles, and he said Brennan had put him on as her handler. Was that a problem? She said, not at all, and he suggested they go over the assignment.

 Laura told Jordan that Boyle published an editorial about her and how she allegedly favored and protected Sonny. Curtis killed the story, although she was sure Boyle would go to another outlet. Curtis also gave her great advice, suggesting she have a public referendum and let the public vote on the location of the esplanade and if they wanted it move. Jordan said, Sonny and the public wouldn’t have a reason to be mad at her. Smart move. Laura said when she made the announcement about the referendum, Jordan could take that moment to publicly criticize her and say she was too buddy-buddy with Sonny. She could say she didn’t support Laura’s decision to hold a referendum. Jordan said, then Laura would have grounds to fire her for insubordination. She loved it. Let’s do it. Sonny told Natalia that he had a lot going on. He had to be able to trust his inner circle completely. Natalia said she understood, and he said, for what it was worth (🍷), he misspoke. He said they had an association, but they had a friendship. He’d miss it. Through her tears, Natalia said she would too. She told him to take care of himself and left. Maxie said they already took a vote. Remember? Tracy said, and she abstained. Remember? She spoke to Lulu and Lulu told her that Sidwell kept Lucky locked up on his compound. Maxie said Lulu told them and Tracy said, and they still wanted to do business with him? Sidwell said he didn’t like friction. He could take his business elsewhere. Lucy said everything was fine. Lucky was a Spencer and used to being kidnapped. Maybe it was his fault. And this wasn’t about Lucky. It was about Tracy wanting to destroy and sabotage her company. Tracy said, that she owned 51% of, and Lucy said, to Tracy, Deception was a whim. If everything tanked, Tracy had a lot to fall back on. She didn’t. Deception was her baby, her livelihood, and she wasn’t letting Tracy destroy it. Tracy said she wasn’t. She was trying to protect them from doing business with an international criminal. Carly said, obviously, Willow didn’t reveal her plans, and Jack said he gathered she wasn’t going to tell Michael. She said she wanted Michael to focus on getting better and coming home. The doctors didn’t want to give a timetable. She should have kept an eye on her grandkids. They’re going to be confused, and Michael was counting on her to look out for his kids. Willow needed to be told there was no way in hell she was moving them in with Drew. Jack suggested she do it.

Sidwell told Tracy, the tales were told about his work in East Africa. His business in Port Charles is completely legitimate. Maxie said they’d vetted Sidwell as best they could and made it clear they were going to monitor his business activity closely. There was a morals clause, which they all signed. They just need Tracy’s signature. Tracy asked if they were going to ignore his criminal past, and Lucy said, they ignored Tracy’s. Tracy said, Lucy was one to talk, and Maxie said they’d all broken the law at one time or another. This was Sidwell’s chance to prove he was legit, and the future of Deception depended on it. Laura said before she and Jordan put their plan in action, she needed to know something. Did Jordan really want to do this? She’d talked to Lucky about his encounters with Sidwell. Sidwell was ruthless and really dangerous. Jordan said she was sure, but was Laura? Their falling out would be a fabrication, but the political consequences would be real for Laura. She was worried it would backfire and Laura’s close relationship with Sonny would her constituents’ focus. It could cause problems in the future. Laura thanked her and said Boyle was going to cause her problems, whether they did this or not, but Jordan said, this could make it worse. It could cost Laura her career. Laura said, if this would keep Port Charles safe from Jenz Sidwell, they had to do it. Sasha told Jason that he had to be strategic. Let Willow move in and settle in, and let Drew think he won. From a custody standpoint, Michael held all the cards. Jason said, Michael cheated too, and Sasha said, that’s why he was pretending to be the father of the baby. If Willow found out Michael was really the father, it would be all the ammunition she needed. Jason said he wished he could talk sense to Willow, but Sasha said it was like Willow had fallen for another cult. Not Dawn of Day, but Dawn of Drew. Willow said Nina was right. Wiley missed Monica and the dogs and the staff. Now that they were settled, they’d make sure to visit Monica. Drew asked if she was sure it was a good idea, and she said the kids deserved a relationship with their great-grandmother. Drew said, of course (🍷), but it would be better if Monica came there. The kids might be confused if they go back to their old home. Carly wondered if she should confront Willow and Jack said, as an experienced agent, appeasement never worked. You had to go in and show force. Let the opposition know you were willing to fight to the death. She said, what if she made it worse? and he asked if it was worth the risk. Willow needed to know that just because Michael was laid up, it didn’t give her carte blanche. Carly had Sonny and the Quartermaines on her side, and she could let Willow know that she had the WSB office at her disposal. Carly said he sounded sexy when he talked like that, and he said, Willow needed to know that she was in for the fight of her life. This was the moment she needed to find out you don’t mess with Carly Spencer.

Emma told Gio that there was a class she didn’t want to miss. Environmental Physics with Professor Dalton. Josslyn told Vaughn that she had to go back to PCU and pick up her classes, and he said she had another class she was taking, but she said, the semester already started. He said her enrollment was taken care of. All she had to do was show up. She said, what class? and he said, Environmental Physics with Professor Dalton. (Like we didn’t see where that was going.) Tracy signed the contract and said she hoped they were satisfied. Sidwell thanked them and said it was the beginning of a very profitable association. Lucy said she’d be in touch about the Nurses Ball, and he left. Lucy thanked Maxie for getting Tracy to see reason, and Tracy said this had the potential to go very, very wrong. Lucy said, or very, very right. By the elevators, Jack told Sidwell, a word to the wise. The sole suspect in the penthouse bombing was found with his neck broken in Toronto. Sidwell said he’d heard. It had nothing to do with him. Jack said, people who cross Sonny have a way of coming to a bad end, and Sidwell said he didn’t know the WSB cared. Jack said they didn’t. The WSB was continuing their investigation of him. Sidwell asked if Jack was going to call a drone strike. They weren’t in Africa, and in the US, Jack didn’t have as much authority. Jack said, try him, and find out. (More sexy talk!) Laura called Sonny and said she needed to give him a heads up. He was about to be at the center of a political hurricane. Jason told Sasha that he appreciated the advice, and she said, enough to take it? He said he’d stand down for now, but in the meantime, they’d have to ride this out together. Sasha said, the together part was tough. She’d been putting it off, but she was still planning on moving out. Willow said she didn’t want to confuse the kids about home, but Monica had been so ill and the kids did miss being there. She thought it was better to go to the Quartermaines. Nina said that was smart. With Monica being ill, it was more pragmatic. Willow thanked Nina for suggesting an olive branch. She’d let Monica and Michael know she wanted peace, not harm. The doorbell rang and Wiley ran to answer it. It was Carly, and he asked if she came to see their new house. She said she sure did. When she heard about it, she couldn’t wait to visit him and his mommy.  

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Portia finds Curtis in her office and asks if he’s okay. He says, yeah, and she says, liar. Let her guess. It has something to do with Drew. He asks how she knows, and she says, because most things do these days. What did the congressman do now?

Willow says, Nina is distracting Wiley and Amelia, but who knows how long it will last? and Drew tells Carly to say what she has to say, then leave. Carly wonders if Willow is sure moving in with the kids is what’s best for them, but Willow insists it is. Carly says, Willow can move in with her or with her mom. She could stay at the MetroCourt or find her own place. Willow says, Carly has no right to dictate their lives, but Carly says, Michael does. She’s here because he can’t be here. They’re Michael’s kids too, and if he can’t be here to fight for them, she’s going to do it for him.

Kai meets Trina at the Surf Lodge and says, sorry he’s late. She says, there must be a good reason, and he says, it’s all thanks to her. He’s going to play football again.

Sasha tells Jason that she’s been thinking a lot and decided moving out of the Quartermaines is what’s best for her and her baby. He asks why, and she says she has to walk the walk. She’s been saying she wants to be independent and make a life for them on her own, but it can’t happen while she’s living there. Is he mad? He says, no. She gets to raise her baby however and wherever she wants. He guesses he was hoping the wherever would be here.

Emma comes in and says, hi, grandma, and Anna says, they need to have a little chat about her prior arrest in California. She won’t be violating the NDA and has the WSB to thank for that. The particulars don’t matter. What matters is, she got ahold of Emma’s sealed arrest records and knows everything.

Josslyn says, the WSB wants her to get enrolled in Environmental Physics? That’s her mission? Vaughn says, that’s right. They want her to get close to her instructor, Professor Dalton. She wonders why they want her to cozy up to him, and he says, she’s on a need-to-know basis. She says, then tell her what she needs to know.

Alexis walks into the office and Diane says, the Longeron deposition was a complete scene. There she is, grilling the louse of a husband about his alleged infidelity, when Mrs. Longeron goes rogue, leaps across the table, and tries strangling him with her bare hands. She loves her job… Guess you had to be there… What’s wrong? Alexis says, it’s bad, really bad, and Diane asks, what is it? She tells Diane to close the door before she tells her. First, she needs to hire Diane as her lawyer.

Anna says, everything Emma told her since she arrived has been a lie, but Emma says, not everything. Anna says, so she wasn’t thrown out of her previous school because a party got out of hand? and Emma says, no. The party happened. Anna says, as a distraction for the actual crime she got kicked out for. She has it here – breaking and entering, trespass, assault… Has she missed anything?

Vaught tells Josslyn that he can say the WSB arranged for her enrollment. Her mission… She says, should she choose to accept it… Sorry. He says, her mission is to secure a spot as Professor Dalton’s research assistant. She says, how? She’s starting the semester late. He’s got to have other students lined up for the position. He says he suggests she make her way to the front of the line, and she asks if he has any suggestions. He says, they recruited her for a reason. She’s received instruction and the tools. It’s her school and she’s resourceful. It’s up to her to do the rest. She can handle that, can’t she?

Curtis tells Portia that he and Laura agree the original location for the esplanade is what’s best for Port Charles, but Ezra Boyle – who’s obviously in bed with Drew and Sidwell – wants to move it to Sonny’s piers. Portia says, Boyle wants to make it look like Laura is doing Sonny’s bidding and hiding behind her position to do it, and he says, if Laura wants to be seen as not abusing her power by protecting Sonny, she’s going to have to do what Boyle wants. She says, that’s what Drew wants, and Curtis says, exactly. She says she knows Sonny and Laura have history, but she’d never put her friendship with Sonny over her duty as mayor, and Curtis says, they know that, but perception is reality. Boyle will get the story out and it could likely end Laura’s career. She says, but it’s Drew doing this. Boyle is just his puppet. Curtis says, pretty much, and she wonders if there’s anyone’s life Drew’s not trying to ruin. He says, that’s why he’s trying to keep Drew away from Kai, and she says, what does any of this have to do with Kai?

Kai says, the hope and goal is for him to play football after his surgery, and Trina says she thought he was waiting to decide until her mom did some research. Then he’d figure out if he wanted to go through with it. Did he consult with the surgeon? He says, not yet, but he realized his hesitation, his asking for advice, was fear talking. What if it doesn’t work out or what if he’s not as good as he was before the surgery? He can’t let what ifs hold him back. Trina says, fear can be healthy and is evolution’s way of keeping us safe in some situations, like this one. If there’s the smallest chance of getting his dream back, he should take it, but football is the reason he got there in the first place. He agrees there are risks, but says, it’s what makes his life worth living. It’s been that way since he was a kid. She says she doesn’t know. She thinks it’s a big decision and feels like he’s making it really fast. He wonders if he can ask her something, and she says, of course (🍷). He says, is she worried about the actual surgery or that it’s a gift from Drew?

Willow tells Carly, her children, her decision. She doesn’t need permission to do anything. Carly says, child. Wiley isn’t technically hers. Drew says, wow, and Willow says, that might be the worst thing Carly has ever said to her. Carly says, it’s true. Michael made her Wiley’s mother. He didn’t have to, but he gave her that gift because he thought she was a good person, one who would put the kids’ needs before her own. Willow says, that’s exactly what she’s doing, but Carly says, she’s not. She’s repaying Michael’s extraordinary kindness by shacking up with his uncle and uprooting and confusing the kids in the process. Willow says she is a good person. (I trust no one who says that about themselves.) At the bare minimum she’s safe. Carly chose Sonny to be Michael’s father and look how that turned out. Carly tells Willow, say her romantic story works out. What will she tell Wiley and Amelia when they get older? What is she going to say? Sorry she blew up their lives and abandoned their father, but she couldn’t keep her hands off their great-uncle? Willow says she didn’t abandon… The children love Drew. Carly says, of course (🍷) they do. He’s family. Drew says, Carly wouldn’t know about getting involved with multiple family members. He could start listing them, but he doesn’t think they have the time. Carly says, the Willow that Michael married wouldn’t do this to him, and Willow says she’s sorry for hurting Michael. She truly means that, but it didn’t happen in a vacuum. Carly says, as she recalls, it happened in the Quartermaine nursery, and Willow says she and Michael were having problems before she got together with Drew. She’s not apologizing for wanting to be with Drew and certainly won’t apologize for falling in love with him.

Sasha asks why Jason wants her to stay so badly, and he says he thinks it’s good for her to be here and he knows it would be good for the baby. He knows the Quartermaines drive each other crazy, but underneath, they love and take care of each other. She asks if he really believes that, and he says he does. She says, then why has he spent most of his life avoiding them.

Curtis tells Portia that no one knows better than he does how cutting-edge surgery can change your life, but he hates that the offer came from Drew. He doesn’t like it. Portia asks what he thinks Drew wants from Kai, and he says he doesn’t know yet, but he doesn’t want to stand in the young man’s way. She says, Drew has proved nothing but untrue and questionable motives, and he says he knows that and knows they’re biased. Why did Kai want to talk to her? She says, he asked about the surgery, and she looked into it like she said she would. She has to say, it’s a great option. He says he knew she’d give her honest assessment as an objective third party, and she doesn’t owe Drew anything.

Trina says, if the surgery is a success she’s afraid Kai might get hurt if he plays again. And if it isn’t successful, she knows his hopes and dreams will be gone and he’ll be devastated. Kai says he has a lot of the same concerns. What about the Drew part? She says, he wasn’t concerned, but she is. She’s worried about the Drew of it all. He says, Drew has only been decent to him. His dream was over, and Drew gave him hope that it might not be. He knows the risk. She says he had to make the decision quickly, and he says, it increases the success of the surgery. If he gets over his fears – the surgery and recovery – then it was all worth it, as long as he has her cheering him on. He takes her hand, and she says she knows football is his dream. If there’s a chance it can happen again, he has to pursue every option. He thanks her and says he couldn’t do it without her. She says, he could, but he doesn’t have to. She needs to take care of something for Ava. She’ll text him later. She leaves, Kai looks at his phone, and she peers at him from around the corner.  

Diane says, engagement signed, and asks why Alexis needs a lawyer. Alexis says she doesn’t, and Diane says, Kristina. With everything she’s been through, what’s happened to her now? Alexis says, nothing happened to her. Something happened because of her. Diane tells her that she has to come out and say it, and Alexis says, Kristina caused Ric’s car crash. She’s the reason Ric and Elizabeth were almost killed. Diane says, that can’t be true, but Alexis says, Kristina cut the brake lines on Ric’s car. Diane asks, why? She knows there’s no love lost between Ric and Kristina… Alexis says, Kristina wasn’t trying to kill Ric. She was trying to kill Ava.

Nina says, the kids are okay. She got them settled down with a movie. She turned the volume up, but it would be great if things would settle down in here. Carly says, Nina missed the big announcement. Willow is in love with Drew. Does she realize she doesn’t know him? Drew asks what she means, and Carly says, he has many different personas. No one knows what they’re getting at any given time. Willow says she knows who Drew is and how he makes her feel, and Carly says, and she’s not apologizing for any of it. She’d think at least using Michael’s burnt body as a bargaining chip might merit an, I’m sorry, my bad, but no. Willow says, everything she’s done is in the best interest of her children. She’s a mother like Carly. Carly says she would never keep her kids away from their father, but Drew says he thinks AJ would have something to say about that. Carly says, if he thinks Michael is anything like AJ, he’s too stupid to be standing in this room (HA-HA-HA!), and Drew says, what he’s seeing is mind blowing. Carly says, what Willow can’t see that everyone else sees is that he’s a liar. It’s repulsive. Willow says, for the millionth time, Carly doesn’t get a say, and Carly says, but Michael does. And she’s going to make sure there’s no doubt of his position. Drew says, if Michael has something to say, he needs to stop using his mommy as a mouthpiece. He has to heal, get back here, and say it for himself.

Anna suggests Emma start with the party, and Emma says she thought Anna knew everything, but Anna says she wants to hear it from her. Amma says, fine. They invited everyone they knew because they needed the crowd to be big. Anna says, because they wanted to distract campus security so they could break into the lab? and Emma says, because they suspected the lab was doing animal testing. Once they were inside office, they could see everything was totally true. The animals were banging around in their cages. It was heartbreaking. Their plan was to get the animals out, but building security caught them before they could start. Anna asks, what happened then? and Emma says, when security got there, it was total chaos. The animals were trapped in their cages and people were tearing off in all directions and she was one of them. Anna asks, what happened next? and Emma says, she tried to get out, but a guard grabbed her and swung her around. The crowbar she used to break in hit him, but she didn’t mean for it to. It was an accident. Obviously, she was arrested. Anna says, and charged with multiple counts, and Emma says, the school didn’t want the testing exposed, so they offered her the NDA to drop it in exchange for her expulsion. It’s ironic. She thought the party was the perfect cover for her, but it turned out to be the perfect cover for the school. She’s telling the truth. Anna says, her account is consistent with her arrest record, but she doesn’t think Emma is grasping the severity of the situation. She believes Emma when she says hitting the security guard was an accident, but he could have been severely hurt. What if he’d died? Emma says she knows. Things spiraled so out of control. Anna says, because of her choices and the way she handled them, and Emma says, what Anna is doing is why she didn’t want Anna to find out.

Josslyn asks if she was hired because of her resourcefulness, and Vaughn says, that’s one of the reasons. She says she’ll find a way to get in with Professor Dalton. She’ll have him begging her to be his assistant. He says, that’s the spirit. See how smooth things go when you nod and say, yes, sir? She says she didn’t do any of that and doesn’t think she will in the future, and he says he hopes the professor likes spunk. They have no other agent for this mission. She asks if the reason they recruited her is because she attends PCU, and he says, Brennan is the best of the best. He saw something special in her. That’s why she’s here. She says, okay. She guesses she should be relieved that her first mission is doing something she knows how to do – be a college student. He says, she’s not a student anymore. She’s an agent posing as a student.  She says, on to a new life and new beginnings.

Jason tells Sasha, it’s true he’s been estranged from the Quartermaines for most of his life. But since he’s been back, he thinks he finally understands what it means to suck things up for the family’s sake. She says, he does his share, and he says, there is value in living here, especially for Danny. He’s around his relatives and he loves that it’s a big, crazy family, emphasis on crazy. Even when they’re annoyed at each other, Jason can still tell they love each other. He thinks they’d love the baby too. Sasha says she always wanted a big family, but never had one. She’d hoped to give her kids one. He couldn’t give Danny that on his own, but she can. He says he doesn’t mean to guilt trip her… She says, he’s about to bring up Monica, and he says, yeah. She may not know who the real father of the baby is, but the baby is still her family. He thinks it would be nice for the baby be close to Monica, especially since Michael’s other kids can’t be. Danny comes in and says he wanted to make cake pops for Scout. They’re her favorite and she misses having them. He promised to make them using Sasha’s recipe, but it’s not go too well. (They look like UPS drop kicked them there.) He’s not a baking person and it’s harder than he thought. Jason’s phone dings, and Sasha says she’d be happy make a new batch, but Danny says he told Scout that he’d make them, so they have to be from him. Sasha says, how about if she oversees things? Jason looks at a text from Nina: Come to Drew’s. It’s Carly. 911. Danny says, that would work great, and Sasha says, excellent. Jason says, good. He’s got to go. Good luck with those. Danny thanks him, and Jason leaves. Sasha says, let’s get started. It will be fun.

Carly asks if Drew is faulting Michael for not being here when he’s recovering from nearly dying, and Drew says, as much as his heart breaks for Michael, despite what she thinks, Michael can’t be a father from Germany. Carly says, he’s fighting to get back. They both know that. Willow says she wanted Michael to stay close. She advocated for Maryland. Remember? Carly says, she’d have Michael get subpar care because his cheating wife thinks that’s what’s best? and Willow says, it didn’t matter what she thought. Michael chose to go to Germany. Carly pushed it and Michael did what she wanted. Now she’s whining about the fallout. Carly says she can’t believe Willow is the woman she walked down the aisle. If she had it to do again, she’d drag Willow as far away as possible. She can’t believe she didn’t see it. Willow has been like her all along. Willow says, like who? and Carly says, Nelle.

Alexis tells Diane that Kristina tried to kill Ava. Apparently, things got heated between them and Kristina went into a rage. She cut the brake lines of Ava’s car – or at least what she thought was Ava’s car, because it was Ric’s car, who happened to be in her space at the time. Apparently, their cars are similar. Diane asks if Molly knows, but Alexis says, just herself, now Diane. She guesses it’s a blessing. Diane says she’s so sorry. She knows how thrilled Alexis was to have her girls close again. Alexis says, maybe Kristina was doing it because she felt guilty. This cannot get out. Diane says, if it does, her girls may not recover, and Alexis says she can’t think straight. She needs Diane to come up with some legal options. Diane says, Kristina is facing three counts of attempted murder, the failed attempt on Ava and the two nearly successful attempts on Ric and Elizabeth. Alexis says, there’s no way out. She can’t think of a way to begin, a way to defend Kristina. Diane says, she can. Alexis needs to have Kristina committed.

Brad goes to Portia’s office, and she tells him, close the door. He says, saying please wouldn’t kill her, but she says, it actually might. Sit down. He says, it was a lot more fun when he was blackmailing her, but she says, those days are over now. He’s going to do what she says or get fired. He asks what she wants, and she says, every file, test, and screening related to Drew. Brad needs to go back all the way to when Drew arrived in Port Charles. Don’t forget the John Doe files. Brad says, that’s going back ten years. It’s not even his job. She says, it is now. The only alternative is finding employment elsewhere, somewhere far, far, far away from his precious Lucas. He says, Lucas wants nothing to do with him, and she says, that could change, but it probably won’t if he’s not here. He says, fine. He’ll do it. What is she looking for? Drugs? She says she’ll know it when she sees it. Don’t forget… He says he knows. Shut the door behind him. He leaves, shutting the door behind him.

Kai sees Curtis at the Surf Lodge and says, he just missed Trina. Is he here for lunch? Curtis says, no. His auntie dropped hints about how wonderful the fish tacos are, so he thought he’d surprise with some takeout. Kai says, the food is great, and Curtis says, Portia told him that Kai had asked for her advice. Kai says he did, but he made his decision. He’s going to do it. He thinks it’s the right choice. Curtis says, if Drew has taken an interest in Kai, he’s got to believe there’s an ulterior motive. Kai says he knows Curtis and Drew have a history and he respects that, but all Drew is doing is connecting him to the doctor, and Curtis says, be careful. Kai saw what Drew did to his nephew and he threatened to bulldoze the Quartermaine family crypt. If he can betray his family like that, what does Kai think Drew could do to him?

Alexis says, Diane wants her to commit her own daughter? but Diane says, of course (🍷) not, but this is the best way, the only way out. Alexis knows this. Alexis says she doesn’t know anything. She can’t do it. Diane says, even if she gets the charges reduced to attempted murder, second degree, that’s three stacked charges. In the state of New York, she’d be looking at 15 years in prison. That’s the best-case scenario. Alexis says, maybe it won’t come to that. Nobody knows. There’s no investigation, no charges, and the police don’t know anything. Diane says, they both know whatever is done in darkness always comes to light. The question is when. Does Alexis want to live like that, jumping out of her skin every time there’s a knock at the door or the phone rings? Is it the cops, or isn’t it? This is Kristina’s best chance. Take it.

Nina says, Carly went too far and needs to leave right now, but Carly says, no. Willow’s good, right? Using her own voice, making her own choices. She’s fine, right? Willow says she and Nelle are nothing alike, and Carly says, she’s right. As sick as Nelle was, she actually loved Michael. She can’t say same about Willow. Willow says she did love Michael and part of her always will, and Carly says, she has an interesting way of showing it. At least with Nelle, she knew who she was dealing with, but with Willow, she had no idea who Willow was. Willow asks if she hears herself. Nelle told Michael that his baby was dead and gave it to another couple. Carly says, she’s right. Nelle stole Michael’s child, but Willow stole two. She guesses that means Willow is the winner. Willow says, how dare she? and Carly says, how dare she? Drew tells Carly, get out or he’ll have the cops take her out, and Willow says, Carly has a lot of nerve coming into their home and speaking to her like that. The days of Carly telling her what to do are over. She can say she’s here for Michael, but she’s here for herself. She’ll do what she wants with her kids, so shut up already. Everybody here knows Carly’s altruistic mother act is about as fake as she is. Carly pulls her hand back to smack Willow, but Jason grabs it.

Alexis tells Diane that she can’t do it. Kristina would never go along with it. Diane says, after everything Kristina’s been through lately – the fall, losing the baby, Sam, Michael’s accident – she wouldn’t need to get permission. Alexis says, what? and Diane says, Kristina is in therapy. Alexis can have her committed involuntarily. Alexis says she can’t. No. Kristina would never forgive her. Diane says she thinks Kristina would, and Alexis says, on what planet? Diane says, on the planet where she understands it’s a far cry between a few months in Ferncliff and 15 to 25 years in Pentenville. Alexis says, Sonny would never go along with it, but Diane says, Sonny has shared his mental health struggles and was the one who suggested Kristina seek a therapist to begin with. Alexis says, a therapist is a far cry from a mental institution, and Diane says, Sonny also understands the law better than most, and sometimes you have to think outside the box to protect yourself and those you love. Alexis says she can’t do this to her family, but Diane says, she’s not doing it to them, she’s doing it for them. Besides, it sets up Kristina in the perfect position for a great defense when the truth comes out, and it sets up Molly to forgive her sister when everything is exposed. Even without those reasons, Kristina needs help. Alexis went on trial for a murder she didn’t commit because she disposed of Kristina’s gun. There’s a pattern here. Kristina gets herself in trouble and Alexis comes in and cleans it all up. It’s not helping. It’s having the opposite effect and it’s time to take drastic action.

Emma asks if Anna wants to know what she was thinking about when she was in that jail cell. You. Anna says, me? and Emma says she wasn’t thinking about her mom and dad or her record or her regret. She was thinking about Anna and how disappointed she’d be in her. She was thinking about how Anna is looking at her now. Anna asks how she’s looking, and Emma says, like sad. Like she can’t believe Emma turned into this thing or something. Anna knows she loves her mom and dad so much, but she was raised to believe if she did everything right and followed the rules, life would fall into place. It’s not true. Playing by the rules doesn’t stop injustice. She wants to spend every day of her life fighting for what’s right. Anna says, she’s not giving her parents enough credit. That’s exactly what they do, help people. Emma says she knows. Trust her when she says what they do and who they are is absolutely amazing. Anna says, they agree on one thing at least, and Emma says she’s more like Anna. She does what’s right and fights for people who can’t fight for themselves. Sometimes that means stepping over the line and breaking the rules. That’s why she thought of Anna when she was in her cell. They do what they think is right, don’t they?  

Carly says, Drew must be happy. Everyone thought he was the master manipulator in this situation, but it’s been Willow all along. She made her choices. Willow says, she doesn’t need anyone to make choices for her, and Carly says, she wants everyone to believe she’s the victim and heroine in this fairytale, but she’s nothing but a selfish little bitch. They deserve each other, but they don’t deserve those kids. Willow says, Carly crossed the line and almost slapped her grandchildren’s mother, and Carly says, for now. Willow asks what she means, and Carly says she’s going to help Michael get his kids back and Willow is never going to see them again ever. She and Jason leave.

Anna says, whatever she thinks Emma is, she has a lot of admiration for her. She helps people and animals in need, but she wonders if Emma is remorseful for her actions. She got lucky. Nobody was hurt – this time. Emma says she knows. She’s not saying it’s a bad thing to hurt animals and an okay thing to hurt people. If something had actually happened to the security guard… Believe her when she says she doesn’t always sleep well at night. Anna says she’s been there and has to live with the consequences of that. She thinks they are alike in many ways, except there’s one profound difference. She always has a fine-tuned plan and significant resources and training to back her up. For her, it’s been the PCPD and the WSB. Emma says she sees what Anna is saying. She knows they had a rocky start, but she’s determined to do better. She still wants to change the world, but going to do it Anna’s way. It’s safer. Anna says, and smarter, and Emma says she’s already enjoying her class with Professor Dalton. She thinks he’s touched on some pretty cool ideas. Anna says, thank goodness. She found a class she can stand. That’s a good start. Emma says she’s sorry being here has stressed Anna out, but Anna says, her being here is a gift. She loves Emma profoundly, without any hesitation, and no conditions. So never forget that. She just wants Emma to be safe and smarter. Emma says, safer and smarter, and they hug.

Josslyn asks, what happens after she secures her position? and Vaughn says, keep gaining Professor Dalton’s trust and wait for further instructions. Josslyn says, okay, got it, and he says, just remember what he said. It might feel the same going to class, going out with her friends, and getting assignments in, but this isn’t school anymore. There are no makeup exams or extra credit. If she fails her mission, there will be serious consequences for all of them.

Trina is waiting in Portia’s office, and Portia says, a visit from Trina’s father and now Trina. What did she do to get so lucky? Trina says she wishes the reason was good, and Portia asks, what’s wrong? Trina says, Kai isn’t waiting for Portia’s opinion about the surgery. He’s made up his mind. He’s going through with it.

Kai says he appreciates the warning and appreciates Curtis’s family looking out for him, and Curtis asks him to promise to be careful. Drew is shrewd and manipulative and there’s always something in it for him. Kai says he doesn’t see what Drew could possibly get from him. He’s in college and the guy is a congressman. Curtis says he wishes he could tell Kai what Drew is after, but he hasn’t figured it out. Just know that the favor Drew is doing will come at a cost, maybe higher than Kai could ever imagine.

Willow says she can’t believe that just happened, and Drew says, she did great. Nina says, holding your own against Carly is no small feat, and Willow asks if she can really take Wiley and Amelia. Drew says, Carly has her resources, but so does he. He promises with everything in him that he won’t let her lose her kids.

Carly says, Jason doesn’t need to drive her home, but he says, she’s too upset right now. Carly says, did he text you and tell you to come and get me? and he asks what she was thinking. She says, is that a real question? and he says, attacking Willow is going to push her and the kids further away and make Drew look like a savior. She says she doesn’t care. She gave Willow space to make the right decision, and it didn’t work out. Now it’s time to fight and she can fight a hell of a lot harder than they can.

Diane says she knows it’s a lot to take in. Alexis doesn’t have to decide this second, but don’t take too long. Diane is about to leave, when Alexis says, do it. Draw up the papers and have Kristina committed.

On Monday, Willow tells Nina that she’s scared there’s some truth to it; Ric tells Ava it may not be the done deal she thinks it is; Sonny asks if someone is pressuring Laura to come after him; and Carly tells Jack that she may have just handed Michael’s children over to Willow.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

It’s about time.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ghs-van-hansis-dishes-lucas-new-romance-with-marco

Amusing, but not life changing.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/the-line-you-didnt-get-to-hear-on-yesterdays-gh

I love this storyline too.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/why-ghs-eden-mccoy-loves-josslyns-new-spy-storyline

Ric gets roughed up.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/behind-the-scenes-of-rics-accident-on-general-hospital

The professor is in.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/daniel-goddard-cast-on-general-hospital-as-professor-dalton

So cool how they found certain items. That happened to me after the flood, and it was really weird how certain things that ended up under water emerged unscathed.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ghs-cameron-mathison-shares-an-inspirational-post-fire-update

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

This boat just sounds so messy.

Captain Jason attempts to clean up.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Memes and jokes were revisited, no doubt to be forever remembered like Erika’s panties and Crystal’s ugly leather pants. Lots of blah-blah-blah about Kyle and Morgan, and no surprise, Jennifer was the highlight of the entire Reunion. Snacking while watching the ping-pong match that is part of every rehash, she didn’t disappoint. She talked about a necklace considered the most important piece of American jewelry that she’d worn for a photo shoot and explained that it had once belonged to Cole Porter. She’d fallen in love with it before she could afford it, and when she could, chased it around until she scored it. The best part of the story? I could tell Erika and Dorit were just boiling with jealousy. Another highlight was Kathy managing to find her seat without getting lost. She did bring her pocketbook with her as we all would.

Aww. This is what I like to hear.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/how-denise-richards-jennifer-tilly-sutton-stracke-supported-garcelle-beauvais-career-move

Because inquiring minds want to know.

Denise Richards & Her Wild Things

In this week’s finale, Sami thought her car had been stolen when it had really been repossessed. Even though she makes a ton of money on OnlyFans, she literally forgot to make the payments. And this is the second car this has happened with. Good to see she learns from her mistakes. On the upside, Denise brought her feuding daughters together with a photo shoot. I hope this show gets another season. It’s funny enough, relatively harmless, and rather charming.

https://people.com/denise-richards-daughter-sami-sheen-car-repossessed-season-finale-11711617

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/where-denise-richards-family-daughters-are-today-april-2025

Summer House

Jesse invited the group to Shabbat, and he was very impressive with his singing. This is the kind of reality thing I enjoy, observing a culture other than my own. Since Lindsay will never, ever really let go of Carl, she continued to harangue him about speaking to some girl before they’d broken up. Carl had receipts, but Shabbat prohibited him from using his phone. However, Jesse spoke to God, who said it was okay. Problem solved and Carl exonerated.

This was possibly one of the most surprising things I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot

Random Reality Items

This has possibilities as long as their mother’s footsteps aren’t followed in and no Solo cups, tableware, or actual tables are thrown.

https://ew.com/bravo-next-gen-nyc-real-housewives-gia-giudice-brooks-marks-nyc-chaos-exclusive-11707585

I still feel badly about Kenya. She twirled her way into my heart.

https://www.essence.com/op-ed/kenya-moore-brit-eady/

So what’s up with those Top Chefs now? And wasn’t Brooke Aaron Phyper’s hall pass?

https://www.eonline.com/news/1415807/bobby-flay-brooke-williamsons-basketball-date-night

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Deadpool & Wolverine. Disney+. Yes, I watched this again even though I saw it in the movies. Not only is it one of those films you can watch a hundred times and still see something new, it was all I had the bandwidth for that day. I love this movie and already posted ad nauseum about it, so here’s something new.

https://collider.com/deadpool-and-wolverine-hugh-jackman-breathing-video/

Anna Nicole Smith: You Don’t Know Me. Netflix. Probably nothing you haven’t heard before, but she was an icon, and her story is just so sad.

https://www.netflix.com/tudum/articles/anna-nicole-smith-you-dont-know-me-release-date-trailer-news

Upgrade. Netflix. This wasn’t at all what I thought from the preview, but it was interesting nonetheless. In the future, a quadriplegic plays amateur detective investigating his wife’s murder. Somewhat humorous with a relatively satisfying ending, and kudos for actually being something different.

https://movieweb.com/upgrade-netflix-sci-fi-thriller-top-10/

Talk To Me. Hulu – also on Netflix and Paramount+. An interesting take on possession with a good cast of newcomers. An embalmed medium’s hand becomes a tool to open an entrance to the dark side. My jury is still out about the ending.

https://movieweb.com/terrifying-debut-talk-to-me-streaming-success/

https://www.slashfilm.com/1434605/talk-to-me-haunted-hand-true-story-inspiration/

🔮 The Future Is (Almost) Now…

It’s finally here. Season 2 of The Last of Us begins April 13th. Oddly enough, it hasn’t even started yet, and it’s been renewed for a 3rd season.

https://ew.com/the-last-of-us-gabriel-luna-rutina-wesley-tease-season-2-infected-attack-11709833

https://ew.com/the-last-of-us-season-3-official-renewed-11711769

Season 7 of Black Mirror began on April 10th. I’m hoping to catch a few episodes this weekend. I can’t wait to see what’s happening on the USS Callister.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/black-mirror-season-7-review-netflix-sci-fi

🏆 All the Awards All the Time…

All the awards dates you need to know.

https://deadline.com/feature/awards-season-calendar-oscars-emmys-golden-globes-list-1234814076/

This year’s Emmy nominations and predictions.

https://ew.com/2025-emmy-nominations-predictions-main-acting-categories-11706398

🐾 Game Of Bones, Thrones, and…

🐈‍⬛ It’s Choupette!

https://people.com/karl-lagerfeld-s-former-housekeeper-reveals-how-his-cat-choupette-lives-as-a-multi-million-dollar-heiress-11712255

🐕 Be still my heart.

https://people.com/glen-powell-dog-brisket-meets-demi-moore-tiny-pup-pilar-exclusive-11707737

🐺 Yes, you heard right.

https://people.com/joe-manganiello-seen-the-future-after-dire-wolves-brought-back-de-extinction-exclusive-11711202

📲 Quotes of the Week

Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.George Bernard Shaw

In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current. – Thomas Jefferson

To know how much there is to know is the beginning of learning to live. Dorothy West

Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.Theodore Roosevelt

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.Vernon Sanders Law

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.Dwight D. Eisenhower

Happiness is not a goal… it’s a by-product of a life well lived.Eleanor Roosevelt

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.Margaret Mead

I understand. I just don’t care. – Sonny Corinthos (Maurice Benard), General Hospital

👒 Donning My Easter Bonnet…

Until next week, stay safe; stay respecting others’ beliefs, even those who have none; and stay remembering, whatever is done in darkness, always comes to light.

March 23, 2023 – The Ethics Committee Makes Its Decision, Casey Landing, Big Leap, Retiring, Why, Sailing, Jax Speaks, Reunion Buzz, Next Last, Festival News & Army

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I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Terry tells Elizabeth that her part is finished; they’re making their decision now. Elizabeth wonders how long it’s going to take, and asks if it’s good or bad. Terry says she wishes she knew. What she does know is, Elizabeth is an excellent nurse, and she made that clear to the Board. Terry’s phone dings, and she says she’ll be right back. She leaves, and Elizabeth tells Finn, part of her wants this over, but the other part wants it to drag on forever because, what if these are her last minutes on staff? Either way, she needs to face it and deal with it. He says, and she will. He knows how important her independence is to her, and if she wants to face this alone, he understands. She says, her life might be about to change forever. There’s no one else she’d rather be by her side. Terry comes back, and says she just got a notification that they’ve reached their decision. Elizabeth says, here we go, and some grey-haired guy I don’t know approaches her. He tells her, after careful consideration, the Committee has decided not to take any disciplinary action against her.

Gregory goes to Alexis’s office, and she says she has his car keys. He says, she called Finn, after he specifically told her not to discuss what’s happening in his life with Finn or Chase. She asks how she can explain what’s happening in his life if she doesn’t know because he won’t tell her? She’s worried about him. He says, about what? She just said she doesn’t know anything, so let’s just leave it that way. She says she can’t. He’s her friend. She cares about him whether he likes it or not.

Maxie, Sasha, and Gladys sit at Kelly’s, and Maxie says she’s getting a whole new education about the elements of the Nurses Ball. They wouldn’t believe how important it is to have the right lighting package. Fortunately, the lighting designer Lucy always used is available, but he’s not cheap. Thankfully, the Nurses Ball is fully funded, so all the proceeds can go to AIDS/HIV research. Sasha says she’s so glad Deception’s able to donate 300,000, and match the donations, and Gladys says, that’s a lot of money. Maxie says, Lucy will be so excited… God rest her soul, when Cody comes by, and asks Sasha if Kelly’s makes biscotti. She says, not that she knows of, but the cupcakes are spectacular. She asks if he knows Gladys, and he says, sure do. They met at The Savoy. Right, Gladys? Maxie asks what Gladys was doing at The Savoy, and Cody asks if Gladys is going to tell them, or should he?

In the hospital elevator, Portia flashes back to asking Curtis if there’s hope for them, and if their love for one another is strong enough to get them through this; and him saying, he doesn’t think their love can fix this. She comes out, and sees Marshall. She asks if everything is okay, and he says he’s just coming out from his follow-up with Dr. Samuels. She asks how it went, and he asks if Curtis didn’t tell her. She says, Curtis said he’d tell her if he could, but the information is private. She thinks that says it all, doesn’t it?

Curtis goes to the bar at Charlie’s, and orders scotch, neat. Jordan comes out and goes over to him, and he says she doesn’t have to worry. This is his first drink, but he promises it’s not his last. It might get ugly, so she might want to get while the gettin’s good. She says she’ll have what he’s having, and sits down. Yuck. I hate the smell of scotch.

Trina stops by Laura’s, and tells Spencer that she was in the neighborhood. She wanted to see if the baby is settled in okay. He says, things didn’t exactly go the way he hoped they would, when Esme comes out with Ace, followed by Laura. Trina says, Esme’s here? and he nods. Esme says, they live here now. Laura is Ace’s grandmother. Just one big happy family. Laura says, it’s nice to see Trina, who is not receptive to a hug, and Trina says she’s sorry to just show up. Laura says, she’s always welcome, and Trina says she didn’t want to disturb the baby. Laura says, this is a very recent development. Everybody thought it would be best if Esme and Ace stayed with them. Spencer says, the alternative would be to get Esme a place above Kelly’s, but that’s no place for a baby, and Esme tells Ace, mommy came up with a compromise. Laura says, it seemed like a good idea, and Trina asks if Spencer is going back to Sonny’s place, but he says, his grandmother has been generous in letting him stay here. That way, he can be here if his little brother needs him.

Jordan asks why Curtis is at Charlie’s instead of his own nightclub, and he says, too many things to bother him at his nightclub. Tonight, he doesn’t want to be bothered. He will have another scotch though. He tells her to go ahead and ask him what’s wrong, but she says she figures if he wants to tell her, he will. If not, it’s decent scotch. He always did love a fine highland malt. He says, she remembered, and she says, cop’s curse. He says he ran into Trina tonight, and she says she’s guessing by his bar tab, things went badly. He says, actually, it was the opposite, and she says, Trina’s a good kid. He says, Trina’s the best, but she still doesn’t want to take a DNA test. There was a moment there he thought they could really have a relationship. There’s just one big if. She says, if she turns out to be his daughter. It sounds like they made a nice start. He says, it was… until her mom walked in.

Marshall says he hates that there’s still so much distance between Portia and Curtis, and Portia says she knows it’s her fault. But Curtis has so little trust in her, he wouldn’t want to share Marshall’s latest medical evaluation? She just hopes the information Marshall got from Dr. Samuels was good. She starts to leave, but he says, wait. Don’t go. Is there somewhere they can talk? She says she doesn’t want him to feel obligated to keep her in the loop, but he says, this isn’t obligation; this is gratitude. She’s the one who suggested he might have been misdiagnosed 40 years ago, so she should know what the specialist said. She suggests they go to the breakroom.

Gladys says, it’s still a free country, isn’t it? Can’t she stop in a club without it becoming the town gossip? Sasha tells her not to be upset. It’s just not like her to go to The Savoy by herself. Cody says he thinks he knows why Gladys was there. The same reason he was there; it was ladies night. Gladys says, he’s got her.

Gregory says, if Alexis was really his friend, she’d stop prying into his personal and professional lives, but she says, if she didn’t pry, she wouldn’t know he’d been lying to her for months. If she didn’t speak to the dean, she wouldn’t know he didn’t work there anymore. He says, which wasn’t her place, and she has absolutely no business pressuring Finn to dig up information on him. If he hadn’t been with Finn when she called, she was going to tell his son everything, wasn’t she? She says, she doesn’t know anything. She doesn’t know what’s going on with him. She’s just trying to help. He says he doesn’t want any help. Is that clear enough for her?

Grey-haired guy says, the Committee has determined that Elizabeth cooperated with Nikolas Cassadine in the service of providing medical care to a pregnant woman. They believe she had reason to assume involving the authorities would cause Mr. Cassadine to run off with Miss Prince, or worse, cause her harm. Dr. Finn and Dr. Randolph convinced them that Elizabeth might have saved Esme and her baby’s life. As such, no further action will be taken against her. Elizabeth thanks him, and he says she has an outstanding record, and many supporters. It was clear to the Committee that she’s an asset to the hospital. He wishes her good luck, and leaves. Terry says she has to speak to the Committee on another matter, and follows. Elizabeth hugs Finn.

Alexis says, so Gregory thinks she overstepped, and he says, she did. He’s not the one with a drinking problem. So in the future, please, save her sympathies for the people in her meetings. She says she jumped to the conclusion that he had a drinking problem because he appeared drunk at 11 am; then he was belligerent. And then he lied to her about really important stuff for a long time. He lost his job and lied about it. What is she supposed to think? He says he was wrong about her. She’s not a journalist. She’s like a cop who pulled him over. What’s next? A breathalyzer? She says, you tell me. Would he pass or fail?

Elizabeth thanks Finn for standing by her side through this whole awful ordeal, and he says, anytime. Terry comes back, and says, the Committee was influenced by what Finn had to say, but Finn says, it wasn’t just him. There were a lot of people willing to vouch for Nurse Baldwin’s commitment to this hospital and nursing. Elizabeth says, and Epiphany, but Terry says, fortunately, the Committee didn’t need to hear directly from her supervisor since she’s out of town, and there are several testimonies from Epiphany already in her file. Her support for Elizabeth is well known around here. So no excuses. She expects to see Elizabeth here tomorrow in uniform for her first shift. Terry leaves, and Finn asks if Elizabeth wants to call the boys with the good news, but she says she wants to tell them face to face when she gets home. This is her home too, and she almost lost it. He says he hated the thought of doing his rounds without her here having his back, and she says he’s managed without her in the past. He says he didn’t know what he was missing.

Cody says, Gladys was there for the music and the dancing. He was there because when it’s ladies night, there’s bound to be a few unattached ladies. Maxie asks if he got lucky, and he says, she knows how it is. It comes and goes. Right, Gladys? Gladys coughs, and says, went down the wrong pipe. She sips some coffee, and Cody says, be careful. Maxie says she has an offer for Cody that will change his life, and drags him outside. Sasha says she knows Cody upset Gladys, and she knows why.

Curtis says, Jordan doesn’t have to worry. He tried drowning his sorrows in a bottle on his wedding night; didn’t work. Tonight he’s just blowing off some steam. She says she’s probably not the best person for him to be talking to about this. If she hadn’t opened up to Stella, Trina might never have confronted Portia. He says, she wasn’t trying to sabotage his wedding. She knows him, and knows the kind of lies that… She says, the kind that blew up their marriage. She didn’t want the same thing to happen to him and Portia. He says he believes her. He’s just afraid it’s too late to do anything about it now. She says, as long as he meant the vows he said when he married Portia, there is something he can do. He says, which is? and she says, do what he couldn’t do with her – forgive her.

Trina says she hopes Esme knows how lucky she is to have someone like Laura looking out for her and her baby, and Esme says she did have her doubts when Spencer suggested she move above Kelly’s while Ace stayed here. She won’t be separated from her son. Laura says she never wanted that, and Esme says she did have a hard time believing that part, and that Laura’s loyalty wasn’t to Nikolas and Spencer. When she suggested they both stay here, Laura was so kind and quick to say yes, it reassured her. Laura says, they all want what’s best for Ace. Don’t we, Spencer? He says, it’s the only thing that matters, and Trina says she hopes it all works out for them. She has to go. Spencer says he’ll walk her out. In the hallway, Trina says, there’s no need to walk her to her car, and Spencer says he’s sorry. He didn’t want to spring this on her. She says, he doesn’t owe her an explanation, and he says, he wants her to understand the only reason he’s going along with this… She says she gets it; she really understands. Spencer and Esme get to raise him together. He says, that’s the last thing he wants, but if Esme and the baby hadn’t moved in here, he would have lost his brother for good. It was a necessary evil. Esme has the law on her side, and the power to keep his brother away from him. She says, moving Esme into his grandmother’s house was the only way to keep him close; she understands.

Esme and Laura come back from putting Ace down for his nap, and Esme says, the way Laura sang to Ace was so pretty. Laura says, it was the same lullaby she used to sing to her children, and Esme says, somehow she can’t picture Heather, or Ryan, singing to her, even if they had the chance. Laura says, fortunately, her biological parents didn’t raise her. She’s sorry Esme doesn’t have more good childhood memories, but it’s not to late to make sure her son will.

Trina says, in other words, Spencer is counting on Esme being someone completely new; a totally different girl than the one who was trying to do her crazy father’s bidding, and harm as many people as possible. He says, she has no memory of that time, and Trina says, she doesn’t seem to. When she visited Esme in Spring Ridge, she didn’t get the feeling Esme was putting on an act. But just because she doesn’t remember doesn’t automatically make her a good person. What if the new Esme is even worse than the old one?

Curtis asks what that makes him, and Jordan says, a loving husband, but he says, no. It makes him a hypocrite. Their marriage ended because of lies Jordan had been telling him for barely a year. So how is she okay with Portia’s even bigger lie that she told for 20 years? She says, he’s forgetting it wasn’t her choice to end their marriage.

In the breakroom, Portia says, Dr. Samuels is sure Marshall doesn’t have any of the markers for the disease? He says, not a single one. Of course (🍷) that doesn’t prove he doesn’t have schizophrenia, according to the doctor. She says, it makes it less likely because he doesn’t have any of the genetic markers, and he says, exactly. She says, it also explains why, after his original diagnosis, he never experienced another episode, and he says he can’t say he’s not pleased, after walking around for 40 years being afraid of a ticking time bomb in his head. He doesn’t know what he has, or if there was even ever anything wrong with him at all. She says, it seems like you’re stumbling around in the dark, and he says, it sounds like she knows the feeling.

Gladys says she hopes it hasn’t made Sasha doubt her. She couldn’t love Sasha more if Sasha were her own daughter. Sasha says she loves Gladys too, and knows Gladys is grieving Brando as much as she is. She just hates Gladys going out alone when they could be together. She suggests they make the Nurses Ball their coming out party. They’ll get all glammed up, and wow them on the red carpet. Gladys says, Sasha will have to wow them without her. She’s seen the fancy gowns they all wear, and she doesn’t have anything like that. Sasha thinks it’s a good excuse to buy her one, and Gladys says, with what? Sasha says, her money. What’s the fun in having it if she can’t share it with her? (Truth. I had money for a hot minute, and looking back, the things that made me happiest were doing things for other people.)

Cody keeps looking inside at Gladys and Sasha, and Maxie says, hello. Cody. Woman right here, giving him a great idea. Is he even listening to her? He asks if she wants him to ride in on a horse at the Nurses Ball. Do some rope tricks; what? She says, when she told him that she needed a cowboy, she meant to dance with the others, and he says, what others? She says, Magic Milo and the Magic Wands. Great music, they get to do this choreographed dance, all the women in the audience are screaming for him, and his costume is… simple. He gets a shirt that he gets to wear for about a minute, and he has these breakaway pants. He says, so this is a strip show. She wants him to take off all his clothes. She says, of course (🍷) not. He gets to keep his boots on.

Gregory tells Alexis that he’s going to say this one more time. He doesn’t have a drinking problem. Yes, he stumbled at the MetroCourt. Everyone stumbles now and then, even her. She claims he was slurring his words, but maybe it’s a case of confirmation bias on her part. She wanted to believe he was drunk, so she saw and heard what she expected. What she didn’t see was him pouring vodka into that orange juice. She says, just because no one saw, doesn’t mean… He asks if she’s ever seen him over his limit or out of control. In all the time they’ve been together, has he ever been drunk in her company? She says, no. Will he please explain to her why he got fired… He says, he wasn’t fired (told ya); he quit. She asks why he’d do that. That doesn’t make any sense. He loves to teach and loves journalism, yet he walked away from both. She can see something is really wrong here. Will he please let her help him? He says, he’s sick, and she says, is she allowed to ask what’s wrong? but he says, no. He already told her more than he intended. Next, she’ll want to see his medical chart. She says, no. He has someone to help him. Finn will get him the best hospital or whatever care he needs. He says, Finn doesn’t know, and it’s going to stay that way. She says, that doesn’t make any sense. Finn is one of the best doctors in the country. Why wouldn’t Gregory tell him? Gregory asks if she really wants to help him, and she says, she does. He says, there’s one thing she can do for him, and she says, name it. He says, give him back his car keys, and holds out his hand.

Elizabeth sends a text to Epiphany: I have some good news. Can we talk? Finn comes out of the elevator with Violet, and says, look who just got dropped off. Violet and Elizabeth hug, and Violet says, they’re going to Beradino’s for spaghetti and meat balls. Does Elizabeth want to come?

Maxie says she knows what Cody is thinking. This will be cheesy and embarrassing, and they’re exploiting men, but it’s not like that at all. It’s good, clean fun, and everybody loves it. He’ll be shaking his bootie for a fabulous cause. He says, for her, he’ll do it, and she says, that’s it? He says, no worries. He’s been a body double on location shoots before. He’s even shot a whole scene naked, on horseback. Just him; the horse still had his saddle on. She says, he’s still amazing, and they hug. Her phone dings, and he looks inside again.

Gladys says, Sasha is so sweet, but she wouldn’t feel right using Sasha’s money on herself. Sasha says she’s been doing some research. Traditionally, the conservator of a guardianship gets paid a salary. Gladys has been managing her finances this whole time for free. It’s only fair she get paid for all her hard work. Gladys says, that’s nice of her, and Sasha says she knows how hard Gladys has been trying to honor Brando’s memory. He would want her to do this. Maxie comes back with Cody, and says, who’s ready for some great news? but Sasha says, her first. They’ve got some shopping to do. Guess who’s going to be the belle of the Nurses Ball? She puts her arms around Gladys.

Portia says, she’s fine, but this is about Marshall right now. She’s sure Dr. Samuels explained that they’d be weaning Marshall off his medication, and monitoring him in case he had any unusual reactions. Marshall says, or that he doesn’t have any more episodes. Blah-blah-blah. What does that even mean? Were they that careless 40 years ago when they diagnosed him? Or did they just call it schizophrenia when he might have had something else? She says, Dr. Samuels is the expert in this field; she isn’t. He says, but she’s family, and he trusts what she tells him. She says she appreciates that. What she can say is the understanding of diseases like schizophrenia has evolved greatly over the last four decades. But she doesn’t want to second guess his original doctors, or hypothesize a theory, until they know more. He says, seems to him, she already knows more than she’s saying. Haven’t they learned keeping things to yourself does more harm than good?

Curtis says, if Jordan didn’t want their marriage to end, why didn’t she fight harder for it? and she says she fought as hard as she could. In the end, his happiness meant more to her than her own, because… She sips her drink, and he says, because he pushed her away. He was furious at the secrets she kept, but what if he wasn’t so quick to judge her? What if he’d handled things differently? Would they still be together? She says, they would.

Spencer tells Trina, that’s another good reason for Esme to stay here with the baby. If she starts to show her true colors, he’ll be the first to know. She says, Esme fooled him in the beginning, but he says, that was a long time ago, before he knew Trina. It’s like imitation vanilla; imitation anything really. Like that buttery stuff they put on your popcorn. Imitation crab, like a California roll. She asks if he just compared her to a California roll, and they laugh. He says, it’s easy to settle for an imitation of something, but everything Esme gave him, or pretended to give him in their relationship – support, understanding, connection – it was all fake, and he bought it and believed in it. Until he experienced the real thing. Trina showed him real support and real understanding, and a real connection. She gave him something that Esme could never give him – honesty. He may not always like what she has to say to him, but he never has to question whether it’s the truth.

Esme tells Laura that she wants to do right by her son; give him all the things she never had. Heather… her mother warned her not to trust Spencer… or Laura. Laura says, Esme’s mom isn’t anyone she should be taking advice from. Ace cries, and Laura says she’ll get him.

Trina says, the baby’s crying; Spencer should go. He says he’s sure the baby has all the help he needs, and she says, so does he. He says, does he? and she says, he knows he does. They move toward each other for a kiss.

Esme has her hand on the doorknob, when Laura brings out Ace, and says, she thinks this sweet little boy just missed his mommy. She gives Ace to Esme, who says, he should be sleeping.  She doesn’t know what’s keeping his brother. Laura says she’ll go warm up a bottle, and Esme thanks her. Laura leaves, and Esme opens the door, seeing Spencer and Trina. She says she thought Trina left.

Jordan tells Curtis, there’s no point in reliving all this again. The past is the past. Curtis says, but they’re still here, and she says, and drinking, which always makes people sentimental. He says, she knows good and well, it ain’t the blues, and she says, it’s been a long time since they’ve talked like this. He says, too long.

Portia thanks Marshall for his concern, but she thinks she’s burned all her bridges. In fact, she’s torched them. He says, she and Curtis need to build new ones, but she says she thought they were talking about him. She thinks if he wants answers, he should contact the original medical team that diagnosed him way back then. He says, if any of them are still around, and she tells him, it’s like he said, if a bridge is burned, build another one. She leaves, and he takes out his phone.

Sasha says, this is so exciting. She and Gladys are walking the red carpet together. Gladys says, and Sasha insists on buying her a fancy dress. How lucky is she to have such a generous daughter-in-law? Cody says, she’s lucky all right, and Maxie says, actually, they’re all lucky here, because Cody has decided to join Magic Milo and the Magic Wands, and bare almost everything for charity. He says, it’s for a good cause, and Maxie says, exactly. Now that her work here is done – she takes Gladys’s hand – let’s figure out something for Gladys to wear. She leads Gladys to another table, and says, she wants to know what Gladys is thinking as far as designers.

Sasha and Cody sit down, and Sasha says, he really made Maxie’s day. He says, same as she did with Gladys. So things are okay between her and Gladys now? Sasha says, they’ve both been struggling with their grief. That doesn’t always make for the best communication, but they’re working through it. Their conversation was so good today, she decided to start paying Gladys a salary. He asks if she thinks that’s a good idea, and she says, why not?

Gregory says, he asked Alexis to leave his keys – which, by the way, she had no right to confiscate – with the concierge, but once again she decides she knows best. She says she took his car keys because she cares about him. Whatever this is, he doesn’t have to go through it alone. She promises he can trust her. She promises, whatever he says to her won’t leave this room. He takes his keys, says, he hopes she meant what she told him about it never leaving this room, and leaves.

Elizabeth tells Violet, spaghetti and meatballs are her favorite. How could she say no? Violet asks if Jake and Aiden can come too, and Finn says, of course (🍷). What about Cameron? Violet says, he’s still too sad about Josslyn, but Finn says, maybe a night out would cheer him up. Violet says, then he can come too, and Elizabeth says, all her favorite people. That’s what she calls a celebration. Finn and Elizabeth each take one of Violet’s hands, and they leave.

Cody says, if Sasha thinks she can trust Gladys, who is he to say otherwise? and Sasha says, there’s a but in there somewhere. And she doesn’t mean the one he’ll be showing off at the Nurses Ball. He tells her, all he’s saying is, if she’s going to put Gladys on the payroll, trust, but verify.

Maxie tells Gladys, the more she knows Cody, the better she likes him. Yes, she’s grateful he agreed to be a Magic Wand with minimum fuss, but she knows Cody has flaws; everyone does. Maybe it’s that he doesn’t pretend otherwise. He’s got that whole broke cowboy with a sweet side thing. They look over at Cody and Sasha laughing, and Maxie says she sees a lot to like in him. She thinks Sasha would understand what she means. Does Gladys think there’s something going on there? Gladys says she hopes not, and Maxie asks, why? Doesn’t she like Cody? Gladys’s phone dings, and she sees a text from Selina: Your favorite poker buddies are in town for tonight’s game. You in?

Portia asks Terry if the Committee has made a decision about Elizabeth yet, and Terry says, she’s been reinstated. Portia says, what a relief. Elizabeth must be so happy. Terry says, it’s about time we had some good news around here, right?

On the phone, Marshall tells Stella that he knows she’s been avoiding him… since the wedding. He needs a favor… Does she still have all of Irene’s papers?… Are his medical records among them?

Jordan and Curtis are about to kiss, when an officer tells Jordan that her car is outside. Curtis says he thinks he’s about reached his limit, and she says, her too. Scotch is a lot stronger than she remembered. Her driver is ready. He says, a very good thing, and Jordan tells the officer that she’ll be right out. Curtis says, the drinks are on him, and Jordan thanks him. She tells him to have a good night, and leaves.

Trina says, she and Spencer were just… Spencer says, Trina was telling him how PCU has daycare in case he wants to take classes during the summer. Spencer is starting to really irritate me, the way he acts like Esme doesn’t even exist in the equation. Esme says , that’s very kind of her, but he won’t need to take care of Ace. She’s perfectly capable of taking care of her son. She goes back inside, saying, isn’t that right, Ace? Mommy’s going to take care of you. Trina presses the elevator button, and Spencer thanks her for stopping by. They say goodnight, and she leaves.

Tomorrow, Anna says, none of them are free; Esme tells Laura that she gets a really bad feeling when Victor Cassadine is around; and Victor asks what Spencer wants to happen to Esme.

🛸 Craziest…

This was one of my all-time favorite storylines. It was also when Faison was introduced, although we didn’t know he was Faison. When he arrived in Port Charles, he was romance writer PK Sinclair.

📺 Whatta Tease…

As usual, not much info, but I watch so little on network TV, I didn’t even know they’d revived Quantum Leap.

👗 A Good Kind Of Goodbye…

I’m a big fan of the wardrobe on GH, and hope her retirement doesn’t mean things will go downhill. Hmm… Maybe they’re also fans of my wardrobe. I’ve seen sweaters I own on the show a few times.

🏖  Thought So…

Yeah, I didn’t think Melissa just told Gia no with no explanation. I don’t blame her for not wanting a bunch of kids there alone. If there’s excessive drinking and anyone gets in an accident, NJ law would hold the homeowner responsible.

⛵️ Next In the Deck…

Captain Glenn rocks, but if you want some truly awful people, set sail.

🤼  Awful Speaks On Awful…

Yep. It’s pretty bad when the most awful human being on earth calls you out for being awful.

Oh, I didn’t realize he was 40. It’s a midlife crisis thing. Menopause for men. Or Tomopause if you will.

🍸 Reunion Build Up…

LVP and Ariana get the coveted seats. Both deserving.

Let’s have a kiki.

The gladiators enter the arena.

I’d be willing to bet Raquel wrote them up herself.

🛣  About the Last…

What’s up with Season 2.

https://ew.com/tv/the-last-of-us-season-2-everything-we-know/

Fun, but useless, trivia from Season 1.

https://ew.com/tv/jason-ritter-clicker-wife-melanie-lynskey-the-last-of-us/

🎸 Lolla This…

The latest on Lollapalooza. I always think I’d love to go to one of these festivals, but then I think porta-potty, and don’t.

https://www.billboard.com/music/concerts/2023-lollapalooza-festival-lineup-1235290621/

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/lollapalooza-2023-lineup-headliners-chicago-full-lineup-red-hot-chili-peppers-billie-eilish-kendrick-lamar/3100043/

☔️ Making It Rain…

Double back tomorrow for a dose of soap, a dash of tea, a liberal sprinkling of quotes, and a dollop of music. Until then, stay safe, stay never body shaming anyone, including yourself, and stay not being imitation anything. You don’t want to be that buttery stuff they put on your popcorn, or the crab in a California roll.

April 15, 2022 – Nina Has One Comment, Esme’s Daddy, Insane, Kathy’s Defense, Dating, New Boyfriend, Breaking, VanderValley, Dance Move, Max List, Country Time, Nine Of Quotes & Scenes

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Chase is taking a shower, when his phone rings. He gets out to answer it, and says, he knows, he knows. He’s on his way… Hey, he’s doing them a favor. Relax. He’s got this covered.

Outside Kelly’s, Aiden reads an article about Ouija boards on his phone, when Laura comes along. She asks what he’s looking at.

Elizabeth opens the door to Finn, and asks what he’s doing here. He says he was nowhere near her neighborhood, and thought he’d stop by and say hi. She tells him, get in here, and he goes inside. He says, to be honest with him, it didn’t sit well that she talked him into her staying alone here last night. She says, it’s sweet he’s worried, and he says he’s not sweet, but he is worried about her. She says she appreciates he’s concerned, but Jake and Aiden are safe at Laura’s, and nothing happened last night. He says she can’t possibly think that the threat is over, but she says, no. Somebody’s gone to an awful lot of trouble to get her attention, and it’s working. How can she ever feel at peace until they find out who’s behind this?

Sonny tells Frank, once people find out he’s not the owner, Charlie’s isn’t going to be targeted. Carly walks in, and Sonny says, but it’s better to be safe than sorry. The most important thing is, Phyllis wasn’t here when it happened. Everything’s going to be okay, right? Carly says, it seems they agree on that. When was the last time that happened?

Nina goes to Alexis’s office, and Alexis thanks her for coming. Nina says, of course (🍷). It’s not every day that the editor-in-chief of the town’s hottest newspaper asks to speak to you in private. She’s assuming this is all off the record, and Alexis says, yes, as long as it goes in both directions. She invites Nina in, and says, Crimson has done a number of journalistic pieces over the years. Nina says, now she’s definitely intrigued. What’s this all about?

At the MetroCourt, Willow tells Smoltz that Nina completely omitted she’d been with Sonny. Smoltz says, been with him sexually, and Willow says, yeah, and the next time Nina approached her, she confronted Nina. Nina insisted she hadn’t done anything wrong, and she was upset when Willow told her that she couldn’t see Wiley. Michael says, and a few days later, Nina filed for visitation. Smoltz thanks them, and says, that’s all he needs for now. He’ll contact them if he has any follow-up questions. Michael says, it’s important that the first segment is published before the visitation hearing. Willow says, they understand judges are supposed to be impartial, and Michael adds, still, if this story is blowing up on people’s social media, it could get traction in the court of public opinion. Smoltz says, he’s on it, but just to be upfront, he has to reach out to Miss Reeves for her side of the story, so if there’s anything they haven’t told him yet, now would be the time. If there’s dirty laundry, he will find it.

On the phone in one of the private lounges, Harmony says she’s planning on meeting Brendon at 8 pm, but he says, change in plans. He’s leaving Port Charles earlier than anticipated. They need to meet now. She says, fine, and he says, that was easier than he thought. She tells him, what can she say? He has the upper hand, and they both know that. He says, get him the money, and she’ll never have to hear from him again. She says, that’s what she’s hoping for, and looks at the syringe in her bag.

Finn says he should have stayed with Elizabeth, but she says, they’ve already discussed that. He has to prioritize taking care of Violet. Besides if this person is motivated to do these things because they think she’s forgetting about Franco, having him there could make things worse. He says, she can’t keep going like this. When was the last time she had a full night’s sleep? She was probably looking over her shoulder the whole time. She says, Cameron was with her, but he says, Cameron’s in college. He has a girlfriend. He might not be here every night. So if she’s not going to leave, and she’s not going to let him stay with her, he was going to suggest a possible solution to keep her safe. He was thinking… The doorbell rings, and he says, that might be the possible solution right now. Elizabeth opens the door to Chase, who apologizes for being late.

Aiden tells Laura, this is just something stupid his friend sent him, and she asks if she can see. He shows her, and she says, the Ouija board, and laughs. He says, she knows what those are? and she says, when she was his age, they used to have slumber parties and hold a séance, and use a Ouija board to contact the dead. He says, she talked to dead people? but she says, no, not at all. It’s completely pretend. It’s a little game people would play. Clearly, one of her friends was pushing the pointer around the board to trick them into believing it was real, but it’s not. Why is he so interested in the Ouija board? He flashes back to telling Jake, what if it’s Franco? and tells her, it’s just something he saw on TV.

Willow says, their dirty laundry has already been made public, and Michael says, they have nothing to hide, but Nina does. Smoltz says, just to reiterate, they both signed over the exclusive rights to their story to him. They’re not allowed to discuss this with any other outlet; print, radio, TV, online, they’re all off the table. Unless of course (🍷) they want to hire another team of attorneys. Michael says, they understand the terms, and Smoltz says he’ll be in touch. He leaves, and Michael says, they actually pulled the trigger. He asks how Willow feels about this, and she says she doesn’t love it, but she feels like she’s doing what needs to be done. He says he feels the same, and Willow sees Harmony going to the elevator. She wonders what her mom is doing here, and walks over. She asks what brings Harmony to the MetroCourt, and where she’s going in such a hurry.

Alexis wonders if she can ask Nina about the nature of her relationship with Harmony, and Nina says, they don’t really have a relationship. She did recently talk to Harmony about speaking up for her with Willow because she was trying to avoid court proceedings to get visitation rights with Wiley, but that’s it. Alexis and Harmony are friends, right? Alexis says, they forged a friendship in Spring Ridge. Harmony confided in her that Nina used her to get Willow to back down. Nina says she didn’t use Harmony. She had a conversation with her, grandmother to grandmother. Alexis says she doesn’t want to get bogged down in the weeds about that. When Harmony talked to Carly, she said she went to bat for Nina; that she owes Nina something. Does Nina have any idea what Harmony feels she owes her? Nina says she has no idea what Harmony is talking about. She’s not holding anything over Harmony’s head, if that’s what Alexis is implying. She would think Harmony would have some sympathy for her situation because she’s also Wiley’s grandmother. Alexis says, true, but she thinks there’s more to it than that.

Sonny asks Frank to go outside and check on everything, and Frank leaves. Carly says she heard about the robbery last night, and just wanted to come by and make sure everything was okay. Sonny says, good thing Phyllis wasn’t here when it happened, and Carly says, what about Nina? She doesn’t want to get caught off-guard, so is there something she needs to worry about? He asks what she means, and she asks if it’s a sign his enemies are smelling blood in the water.

Elizabeth asks, what’s all this? and Chase says, Finn didn’t tell her? Finn says, Chase’s timing stinks. He was just about to when the doorbell rang. Chase says he knew this was a horrible idea, and starts to leave, but Elizabeth stops him, and says, what was a horrible idea? Finn says, he would have asked, but she’d just refuse, and she says, that is a horrible communication strategy. Chase says, his brother’s communication skills leave a lot to be desired, and Finn says, just as a reminder, he saved Chase’s life, so Chase owes him at least a year’s worth of slack. Chase says, he agreed to six months, so Finn’s coupon has expired. Elizabeth suggests they just let her know what’s going on, and Finn says, Chase is a cop, but he’s on suspension, so he needs to keep busy, and she needs security. So Finn thought Chase could stay here for a few days, just to keep an eye on things. She says, Dante and Jordan are sending patrol cars to check on the house, and no offense, but she doesn’t need a babysitter. Chase says, that’s not why he’d be here. He can try and find out who’s been trying to scare her family for months, and put a stop to it. I have to interject – WTH happened to Chase’s hair??? I think he’s been using Peter’s hairdresser.

Laura says she knows it’s a change in Aiden’s routine, but she promises they’ll have fun. She’s going to give him the run of the kitchen, and he can make Grandpa Kevin any dessert he wants, because he knows his grandpa has a sweet tooth. Lucy comes by, and says, that Doc, he hasn’t changed. Laura hugs her, and congratulates her on Deception’s IPO, and Lucy thanks her. She says she can’t get over it. She knew the company was good, and had high hopes, but she never thought the universe was going to grant her all of this. Laura says she bets Lucy is glad their plans to use the Deception brand as a day spa didn’t work out all those years ago. Lucy says, she appreciates Laura’s good will, but she did offer to set some stock aside for her, since Laura was a former partner in the early 2000s. Laura says she appreciates Lucy’s offer, but as mayor, she thinks it’s best she doesn’t have a vested interest in any of the local businesses, even one as successful as Lucy’s. Lucy says, it’s so crazy. She’s getting all these congratulatory bouquets from all the men in her life; Mac and Scotty and Martin… Not that Martin. She doesn’t talk to Martin. She talks too much, but she doesn’t talk to him right now. Laura says she knows Lucy is still dating her brother.

Carly says, what Nina did to Sonny is common knowledge. He didn’t retaliate and he didn’t punish her. Just the opposite. He protected her, and now he’s sleeping with her, so maybe it sent a message to the other families that he’s weak. He says, she’s overthinking it, and she asks what he’s talking about. Everyone knows he owns Charlie’s. Who would risk robbing the place? Was it one of the other families? Was it Selena Wu? He says, it’s not the Wu’s. He and Selena have an understanding. As far as the robbery, the Five Families mushroom risotto are down to two, so there’s going to be a lot of wannabes who want to make a name for themselves. She says, now that Jason’s gone… and he says, let him make her feel a little better about it. Brick is going to be taking over for Jason. She says she doesn’t want to know. She’s no longer his wife; she doesn’t want that responsibility. He asks what she does want, and she says, she wants his word that Donna and Avery are going to be safe; that they’re always going to be protected. He says, she knows he’s always going to protect his kids, and she asks if that’s equally true for his grandson.

Harmony says she guesses she has a couple of minutes, and Willow says she just wanted to give Harmony a heads up. Nina is petitioning for visitation with Wiley. There’s going to be a lot of media attention on their family. Michael joins them, and Willow says, she and Michael have had to make their peace with the press, but their interests may include their families. She’s sorry, but there’s a good chance the things Harmony has done in the past will be dredged up again. Harmony says she sees, and Willow says she just wants Harmony to know that whatever comes out, she doesn’t look at Harmony that way anymore. She made some horrible mistakes, but she was just as much a victim of Shiloh’s as Willow was. He manipulated her, but she found a way to break free, confessed to her crimes, and paid her debt to society. Michael says, that’s what makes her different from Nina, and Willow says, Harmony owned her mistakes and she’s become a better person for it; she’s grown. Harmony says that means more to her than Willow knows. She really has to go, but not before she does this. She hugs Willow, and says she always wants Willow to know that she’s the most important thing to her in this world. She loves Willow. She leaves, and Willow looks concerned.

Nina says she doesn’t know what this is to Alexis, and Alexis says, she just thinks something else is going on. Nina says, if there is, she’s just as much in the dark as Alexis is. She has no relationship with Harmony; no history with her. Except for… Smoltz walks in and says, hello, Chief. Alexis says, don’t ever call her that, and doesn’t he ever knock? He says he’s sorry for bursting in, but he has the feature of her dreams. He sees Nina, and says, talk about good timing. One of the major players in his feature is right here in front of him. He hopes Alexis isn’t poaching his leads again. Alexis asks if this is the feature he wants her to greenlight, and Nina says, what feature? Smoltz says, he was just interviewing Michael Corinthos and Willow Tate upstairs in the restaurant, about how Nina is dragging them to court, and how she’s spent the last year traumatizing their family. Any comments?

Lucy says, Laura knows she and Martin did have that one date, but then Valentin pointed out it could be a conflict of interest. So she and Martin discussed it, and decided not pursue things. Laura says, Martin is her brother; they talk. And actually, he’s very excited to see Lucy again after he comes home from visiting his mother next week. Lucy says, so when Laura talks to Martin, he mentions her? Laura says, yes. She and Martin haven’t been in each other’s lives for very long, but she can see a change in him. He’s lighter when he talks about Lucy, and Laura thinks his life is better with her in it. Lucy says, if she’s being honest, she’s quite fond of Martin. It’s been very hard, running around avoiding Valentin. It’s ridiculous. So she’s kind of been sending out this positive energy to the universe, asking the benevolent spirits if they’d help Valentin see that it’s okay that she and Martin could possibly be a couple. Of course (🍷), she’d never ask Martin to choose between his best friend, slash, most lucrative client ever. Laura says she can’t speak for her brother, but she doesn’t think it would be a hard choice for him. He’d choose Lucy hands down. Lucy thanks her, and says she thinks it’s just lovely to have Laura’s support. Laura says, of course (🍷), and tells Aiden that she’s going inside to get coffee. She asks if Lucy would mind waiting with him, and Lucy says she’d love it. Laura goes inside, and Lucy sits down. Aiden wonders if he can ask Lucy a question, and she tells him, yeah, shoot. What’s on his mind? He asks if she really believes in spirits.

Elizabeth says, she wishes Finn had run it by her first, and Finn says, she’d just turn him down. She says, yeah, because the whole point of her staying here was to show the intruder that their attempts aren’t working. He says, mm-hm, and she says, and this unknown mysterious person doesn’t get to dictate how she lives her life. He says, mm-hm, but that’s what they’re doing. She’s got Jake and Aiden staying at Laura’s. The only way to put an end to this is to expose who’s doing it. Chase says he respects everybody at the PD, but they can’t dedicate the time to this case. Somebody is still managing to sneak into her house undetected. She says, she knows. That’s the scariest part. She’s trying to convince herself this person doesn’t want to do harm to her and her boys; they’re just trying to send her a message – don’t forget me. Finn says he hopes she doesn’t mind he told Chase that her best guess is that it’s someone who doesn’t want her to move on from her husband. Chase says, but the woman who raised Franco has been cleared, as have her sons. He started thinking about other potential suspects, like Franco’s biological mom Heather Webber, but she’s still on D’Archam Island. She hasn’t even had any visitors since 2018. They can cross her off the list. Elizabeth says, whoever this is, they know intimate details of her marriage. It’s got to be someone close to her.

Nina tells Smoltz to get his phone out of her face. She gets up, and asks if Michael paid him to do a smear piece on her, but he says, no, nothing of the kind. This is a human interest story. Doesn’t she want her side of it on the record? Because Michael and Willow gave a very detailed account. These will be the first public statements made before the hearing is held. If he was her, he’d want to even the playing field, so to speak. She says she has something for him. Come close. She yells, go to hell! into his phone, and tells Alexis, great job cleaning up this sloppy tabloid. Nina storms out, and Smoltz says, when you get told go to hell often enough, it becomes meaningless. Alexis asks if Smoltz wants to explain himself, and he says he told her that he’d bring her a great feature, and here it is. Decent, upstanding young couple are being forced to defend their right to deny visitation with their child. He’s writing a legit story about the issues behind this legal battle. He thinks it will be a great read that will get him some real clout; same with The Invader. She says she has no intention of printing this piece, but he says he thinks she’ll change her mind once she reads it, which is the least she can do, since she screwed him over with his revenge porn story.

Harmony waits in a wooded area, and flashes back to Willow saying, Harmony owned her mistakes, and she’s a better person for it. She takes the syringe out of her bag, when Brendon shows up, and she keeps it out of sight. He tells her, what does she say? Is she ready to make all this go away?

Carly says she’s sure Sonny knows Nina’s filed a petition for visitation. Apparently, she’s running around town trying to collect character references. People who will say she’s a terrific person, and she’s deserving of time with Wiley. He says, Nina assured him that she wasn’t going to put him in a compromising position. She doesn’t want him to take her side, and he wasn’t planning to. She asks what that means, and he says, does he believe Nina should be in Wiley’s life? Yes, but if Michael doesn’t want it, he’ll do what he can to support Michael’s position. She says she’s glad he’s picking his family over Nina. She really wishes he’d done that from the beginning. Sonny rubs his head, since he forgot what a headache Carly is.

Willow asks if her mom seemed nervous to Michael, and he says, jittery is the word he’d use. She says she’d hate it if this public exposure is too much for Harmony, and he says, her mom has survived much worse. He’s come to realize that Harmony has Wiley’s best interest at heart. Willow says, unlike Nina, and he says, they didn’t want this. Nina forced their hand. They’ll get through this, and so will her mom. She says, as much as she’s dreading the hearing – it can’t come soon enough – she just wants this to be over. Nina strides over to their table, and asks if Little Miss Sunshine decided to get down and dirty with the rest of them.

Alexis says, for the last time, she didn’t steal Smoltz’s story. Yes, she took the lead, but their story was entirely different than the tabloid fodder he’d written. He says, fine. If she isn’t interested in balancing the scales, at least see what he’s trying to do here. He envisions this as something you’d find in The Atlantic or New York magazine; a five-part feature bringing heavy traffic to The Invader’s website. She says, okay, and he sits down. He says, this isn’t just about a family court matter. It’s about the gaps that exist in our legal system. Nina Reeves effectively kidnapped Sonny Corinthos. She traumatized the whole family, including the child in question, Wiley Corinthos, who was deprived of his grandfather for close to a year. Now she gets to traumatize the whole family all over again by petitioning for grandparent visitation. And get this. Visitation might be granted, because technically what she did wasn’t a crime. This series is going to put a human face on the legal system that doesn’t overlap with justice. Isn’t that the kind of story Alexis has been encouraging since she started? She says, true, and he says, be honest. If she didn’t know the parties involved, wouldn’t she jump at the chance to publish this story?

Brendon asks Harmony, what’s the hold up? Doesn’t she want him out of her life? Let’s get this over with. She puts the syringe back in her bag, and hands him some money, saying, here. He asks, what’s this? and she says, his money. He says, it’s barely a thousand dollars (I guess he counts fast), and she says, it’s all the savings she has. But she’s staying at Alexis’s for free, and doesn’t have the overhead of a motel anymore, so she can pay him in installments. It won’t be today; maybe not for a few months or maybe a year. He asks if he looks like a bank. He knew she didn’t have the money. She was supposed to get it from Alexis. He guesses that settles it then. If she can’t keep her end of the deal, why should he keep his? She says, he’d be foolish to tell anyone what he knows about her, and he asks, how does she figure? She says, right now she’s in his debt. She’s already made the first payment, and will keep finding ways to pay him. Hell, he can lord it over her for the rest of her life, but the minute he tells anyone, that’s over. He’ll have no one else left to pump for money. He asks if that’s really what she thinks, because he sees it differently. What if he was to tell Michael Corinthos that information? If Nina was to find out Willow was her biological daughter, oh boy, would that complicate their visitation case. Michael hates Nina. He bets Michael would be willing to keep him on his payroll indefinitely to keep that information quiet. The guy’s loaded. Maybe he should skip Harmony altogether, and go straight to him. She says, if he’s wrong, Michael’s first call will be to his brother, the police detective, who will have him arrested for blackmail. He says he’s willing to bet Michael would rather pay to keep him quiet. If the truth does come out, it will destroy Harmony’s relationship with her so-called daughter, which is what she deserves for trying to buy him off with pennies on the dollar. Keep her down payment. He throws the money at her, and says, he can do much better. He starts to walk off, but she stops him, and says, he can’t, but he pushes her to the ground. Her stuff falls out of her purse, and he sees the syringe. He says, what the hell?

Elizabeth says, what’s unsettling is, whoever’s doing this knows her, knows her family. It’s like a horror film when the call is coming from inside the house. Chase says, she doesn’t know for sure it’s someone in her life who’s doing this. It could be some random fan of Franco’s artwork. She says, who’s getting in and out of her house without breaking in? That is not exactly comforting. Chase says, in today’s world, there are all kinds of ways to get private information on someone; bank records, social media, ID theft. She says she’s just so angry at herself for taking something to help her sleep. Clearly she knew someone was in the house, which is why she made it part of the dream. If she’d just woken up… Finn says, so she could freak out the perpetrator, and they’d hurt her or the boys? She says, or maybe she’d find answers, and Chase says, that’s why he’s here. There’s another way to find out who’s doing this. He takes a small piece of equipment out of his bag, and says, they catch them on camera.

Lucy tells Aiden, does she believe in spirits is a very cool, adult question. Where’s that coming from? He says, a book report for school, and she says, it’s great for his school to be so open minded. She’s more than happy to share what she knows with a new age enthusiast. He asks what she means, and she says, she believes the universe is a great big complicated, intricate, loving system with many, many realms within it. He says, realms. Like where dead people go? Is that where ghosts come from? She says, some people call them ghosts. You could call them spirits or fates, an energy that keep us on the right path, and keep us from following our worst impulses. Everybody calls it a different thing.  He tells her, but she said she talks to the universe. Does that mean she can contact ghosts? She says, no. She doesn’t do that anymore. She learned her lesson. She doesn’t find herself so brazen to think she can talk to the dead. She leaves that to trusted, trained mediums. All this stuff can be tricky. For every loved one that just wants to fondly say hello, there are some really evil forces out there who are devious and will try to trick you, so it’s best to leave all that. Don’t even get involved. What she does, is put out positive vibes out into the universe and opens up her heart. That’s what she does instead. He says, right, and she says she hopes she didn’t confuse him too much. His grandma is coming back, so tell Laura that she had to go, but she enjoyed their chat. Ta! She leaves, and Aiden goes back to looking at the Ouija board article.

Sonny asks Carly if they have to rehash this again. He wanted to tell her about Nixon Falls. How many times has he said it. She says, then Jason died, then Sasha and Brando’s baby died; she knows. Phyllis comes out from the back, and says she found four empty cans of club soda in her office. How many is he going through a day? She and Carly say, hi, and Carly says, club soda, huh? Sonny says he told her, he cut back on drinking. Not entirely. The medication and the alcohol don’t work well together. She says she knows. She tried telling him for years, but he never listened. So what’s changed? Oh, let her guess.

Nina sits down, and tells Willow to admit she’s having a smear piece written about her. Michael says, it was a joint interview; he and Willow gave it together. Nina says, she’s come to expect dirty tricks from Michael, but now Willow’s joining in? And she’s still trying to act innocent? Willow says, she’s so fed up with Nina’s drama. There is no reasoning with her; no compromise. She wanted to go to court, so that’s where it will be decided. And if Nina has anything else to say to her, she can do it through Willow’s lawyer. Or she could always give her version of events to Smoltz. She’s sure Smoltz would love to talk to Nina. Nina says she’s in the media. She knows what they’re trying to do. They want to get it out in the press to try and influence a judge. Are these the kind of values Willow wants to instill in Wiley? Willow asks what kind of values Nina wants to teach him. How to lie to an entire family, and watch them grieve a dead man she knew was alive and well? Or maybe she could teach him how to break up a marriage, or sneak around people’s backs, like how Nina tried to use Willow’s mom  to work WIllow after she turned Nina down. That’s right. She’s not going to let Nina play the victim anymore. Willow is on to her, and so is her mom.

Brendon grabs the syringe, and asks what Harmony is doing with this needle. She says, it’s not his; give it back. He asks, what’s in it? Is it heroin, like Neil was using? Is she a user too? Did she hook him on this stuff? Oh my God. His family never understood how or why Neil was using heroin. It wasn’t like him at all. He never used drugs, not even when he was experimenting as a kid. But it wasn’t Neil. Neil never shot up. It was her. She killed his brother, didn’t she?

Elizabeth says, security cameras? and Chase says he plans on sleeping during the day, and keeping watch at night, but he can’t be everywhere in the house at once. These are motion sensory cameras, and the second they sense someone walking around, they’ll start recording. He’ll place them at key points in the house. She says, she knows he’s trying to help… and turns to Finn, saying, it seems a little invasive. He says he understands, but it’s only temporary; one, two days tops, until it’s over. Elizabeth says she’s not going to fight with them. She’s willing to sacrifice some privacy if she can get answers. Chase says, if something else happens, they’ll have evidence. No one is getting in this house undetected.

Laura comes out, and asks Aiden, where’s Lucy? He tells her, Lucy said she had to run. Ta. What does ta mean? She says, it’s just another way to say goodbye, and he asks if they can stop by Logan’s on the way home. There’s something he wants to make for Grandpa Kevin, and he needs an emulsion blender. She says she guesses it’s her prerogative to spoil him. Let’s do it. She walks ahead, and he buys a Ouija board online.

Alexis says, Smoltz is right, and he says, what now? She tells him not to make her say it again. It was painful enough the first time. It is an interesting pitch, and if it weren’t for the persons involved, she’d write it. He says, before she has any ideas to write it herself, Michael and Willow gave him the exclusive. She says, fine. He can write it. But only if he uses an even hand, the human element in a non-exploitive way, and he allows Nina to tell her side of the story. Only then will she sign a deal for exclusive rights to it. He says, awesome, and she says, if she finds out he’s been underhanded or messy in any way, she reserves the right to kill it, and she will kill it. Does he understand? He says he does, but trust him, she won’t be disappointed.

Willow says, every time she’s tried being diplomatic with Nina, Nina has punished her for it. She’s done making peace with Nina. Nina says, Michael must be thrilled, and Michael says, Willow was determined to find a compromise, but Nina made that impossible. She chose this every step of the way. Up to and including going to court. Nina says, fine by her. They want a battle, she’ll give them a battle. She leaves, and Michael says, looks like it’s on.

Sonny says, his drinking or not dinking isn’t entirely about Nina, and Carly says, right. He says, okay, and walks in the back. Carly says she’s tempted to drink herself, and Phyllis says, they do make terrific bloody Marys, but she figures she’s the last bartender Carly wants to serve her. They haven’t talked much since Carly found out Phyllis knew the truth about Sonny and Nina, while she was enjoying Carly’s hospitality. Carly says, that’s what Nina does. She puts the people who make the mistake of caring about her in compromising positions. Phyllis says she loves Nina, but can’t argue against any of that. So before Carly finds out in court, she’s going to clear the air. She did vouch for Nina’s character to Willow’s mother. Carly says she didn’t know Phyllis knew Harmony. Why would Phyllis have any sway with her? Phyllis says, back in the day, she and Harmony – or Lorraine as she was called then – used to work in the same building in New York.

Brendon says, it all makes sense. Neil knew the truth about Harmony, didn’t he? And what? Did Neil threaten to do something about it? Did she kill him? Make it look like Neil accidentally overdosed himself? Does she know how much his family has struggled with that? They blamed Alexis. Harmony is living with her now. Harmony pleads for him to please listen, but he says, the police will listen to everything he now knows. Today. She tries to stop him, and they struggle. She puts her hands around his throat, and his foot slips. She shoves him off the edge of the cliff they’re conveniently standing near.

On Monday, Brad wants Britt to just tell him if the answer is no; Laura tells Felicia, that’s a Cassadine move; and Willow asks if Harmony is going somewhere.

👧🏻 Who’s Your Daddy…?

I guess when you’re on a soap, you just roll with it. I remember Anders Hove (Faison) being surprised that he suddenly had children.

📣 Team Margaret…

I tend to agree here. I don’t know how healthy it is for the young ones to be involved in the drama. I don’t even know if it’s healthy to be watching it.

🥄 On the Defense…

Operative words, LisaR stirring the pot.

💎 Life After Diamonds…

I feel badly for this guy. It seemed like Braunwyn was pulling his strings. Good riddance.

💃🏾 Life Goes On…

Is it me, or does NeNe’s new main squeeze look like Peter?

🙁 Shah No…

This is just sad. It’s like finding out one of your relatives is a wife beater.

🍸 VanderSpin…

It’s not a bad idea. I mean, are these people going to be servers until they’re using walkers? Does anyone even still work at SUR?

👠 See You Next Channel…

For those who didn’t know, DWTS will be moving.

🎭 What’s New…

Original shows and movies coming to HBO Max this year. I can’t wait for the next season of The Flight Attendant.

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/hbo-max-2022-release-dates-for-original-shows-movies

🐎 Doffing My Cowboy Hat…

A list of CMT Awards winners and the pictures to go with it.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/12/entertainment/cmt-awards-2022-winners/index.html

https://ew.com/music/2022-cmt-awards-exclusive-photo-gallery/

🐝 Quotes of the Week

Treat those who are good with goodness, and also treat those who are not good with goodness. Thus goodness is attained. Be honest to those who are honest, and be also honest to those who are not honest. Thus honesty is attained. – Lao Tzu

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.Henry Miller

If we do not maintain justice, justice will not maintain us.Francis Bacon

It is almost always the cover-up rather than the event that causes trouble. — Howard Baker

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. – Daniel Patrick Moynihan

Just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you. – Henry Kissinger

This world would be a whole lot better if we just made an effort to be less horrible to one another.Ellen Page

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. – Tony Robbins

You know, everybody dies. My parents died. Your father died. Everybody dies. I’m going to die too. So will you. The thing is, to have a life before we die. It can be a real adventure having a life. — Jenny Fields (Glenn Close),The World According to Garp (written by John Irving)

🌳 Birds Singing In the Sycamore Tree…

For those who celebrate, a very Happy Passover and Happy Easter! There’s no spring break for the Dead, so a new season of FWD begins Sunday. Until then, stay safe, stay not consuming too many macaroons or chocolate bunnies, and stay leaving talking to the dead to trusted, trained mediums. You don’t want to invite evil, devious tricksters in. Don’t even get involved.

April 8, 2022 – The Ice Princess Is Found, Soap History, Co-Star Chat, Jill Whines, Teresazilla, Joining In, Unsure, Caroline In Dubai, Shah Bummer, Pets (!), a Heptad Of Quotes & Anything

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Jennifer says she guesses she’ll have to dry herself off, as Valentin fiddles with the safe one more time. She says she’s going to slip into something he can easily slip her out of. He finally gets it open and she asks if they should order champagne. He says, voila! Absolutement. Champagne is a necessity; he’s parched. She says she can quench his thirst, and comes out  She asks what he thinks he’s doing, and he says he dropped this, showing her his phone. She says, he seems flustered, but he says he doesn’t want her thinking he cannot handle delicate objects. She says, what if she has her doubts, and he says, then he would prove her wrong, and kisses her.

Anna is at the tiki bar, when Felicia comes along, and asks if she’s seen anything of note. Anna says, Felicia looks like she just stepped out of The Real Housewives of Port Charles, and Felicia says, can Anna believe they wanted her for that show? Anna says, it’s not too late to call the producer. She can step in for Felicia at the auction. Felicia says, they’ve been over this. There are bound to be a few ex-spies here, bidding for the Ice Princess and providing security. Anna is too recognizable. Anna says, and Felicia’s not, and Felicia says, Luke was her friend, and don’t forget, she’s descended from royalty. Anna says, a shame she couldn’t wear some of that Aztec jewelry, but Felicia says, don’t worry. She can still convince people that she has the funds to bid on the Ice Princess. Anna says, they’ll play it Felicia’s way; she’ll just sit on the sidelines. She hopes this whole black market thing pans out, and they find Luke’s killer. She really wants to prove Victor’s behind all this.

Harmony looks at the text on her phone: It’s Brendon. We meet or next I call your daughter. Willow asks if something is wrong, but Harmony says, no, nothing. Willow says, she’s looking at the text like she’s seen a ghost, and Harmony says, she thought she’d blocked it already. There; deleted. Harmony’s phone dings again, and Willow asks if it’s the same person. It’s another text from Brandon: I think Willow may be very interested in what I have to say. Then I call her real mother.

On the phone, Nina tells Scotty, about dinner. She wanted to run some things by him regarding the petition for visitation with Wiley. She wants to do it before Britt and Aunt Liesl get back. He says, no can do. He has to run a few errands for her case. She says, what errands? and he walks into Pozzulo’s. He says he has to get his ducks in a row. Goodbye.

Marshall says, he takes it Trina and her friend are still on good terms, and she says, absolutely. Joss has her back. Portia comes in yelling that she said, no comment. And get off her property or she’ll have them arrested for trespassing. We hear the click of cameras, but I wonder, do cameras still make that sound in 2022? She sees Marshall and Trina, and says, that looks good. Did Trina make Marshall one of those mango smoothies she loves? Trina asks if the reporters are still out there, but Portia says, they’re leaving; don’t even give it a second thought. Is Curtis upstairs with Aunt Stella? Marshall says, Stella is sleeping. Curtis took off for The Savoy. Portia says, really? After everything that just happened to Aunt Stella, it must be something big for him to leave now.

N’neka says, they’re all set; how about Curtis? Curtis is staring off into space, and she asks if he’s okay. He says, it’s just been a long day, when Selena walks in and says, the day’s almost over, and the night is rife with opportunity.

Valentin says, my love, the champagne, and Jennifer says, they don’t need champagne. He says, she’s speaking to a Frenchman. There will always be a need for champagne. It will make their moment together so much sweeter. She says she doesn’t like to wait, and he says, all good things come to those who wait, and makes a call.

Felicia says, while Anna was scoping out the hotel, she was observing the clientele. Anna asks if she found anything, and Felicia says, that bartender, Kai, said there were some potential buyers on site. He overheard this dark-haired woman talking about the auction. Apparently, she was so engrossed in her phone call, she didn’t even know he was listening. Anna asks if he got a name, but Felicia says, negative, but he did see her getting friendly with a mustachioed Frenchman. Anna laughs, and says, okay. She sees a man walking nearby, says, oh bloody hell, and ducks. Felicia says, what? and Anna says she knows that man.

Harmony puts her phone in her bag, and tells Willow, it’s Spring Ridge, and they want to change her schedule, so she needs to call them, but she and Willow will talk later. They hug, and Harmony says she loves Willow so much, and jets. Michael passes her coming in, and asks Willow, what’s that about? Willow tells him, Harmony said it was work, but she hopes everything is okay. She gets the feeling there’s something her mother isn’t telling her.

In the elevator, Harmony’s phone rings, and she answers, saying, stop calling. Stop texting. She’ll meet him. Just tell her where and when.

Marshall thanks Trina for the smoothie and the conversation. It’s been great getting to know her. She says, him too, and tells him to have a good night. She goes over to the fireplace, and Marshall tells Portia, on second thought, he’d like to hang out here a little longer. In case Curtis comes back. If it’s all right with her. She says, of course (🍷). He’s more than welcome. She’s going to check on Stella. She goes upstairs, and Marshall says he’s sure glad Stella’s okay. Trina says, her too. She’s glad it wasn’t another stroke or something. He says, thankfully it wasn’t anything more serious, and she asks if he’s ever had a panic attack. He says, yeah. It’s scary in the moment, but it’s no big deal. Trina says, Stella must be feeling so much stress, and having reporters around can’t be good for her. He says, she doesn’t think she had anything to do with Stella’s panic attack, does she?

Scotty says he comes in peace, and Sonny says, Frank, holding up his hand. Frank heads for the door, and Scotty suggests he go do some squats. Sonny says, well, this is an unwelcome surprise. What can he do for Scotty? Scotty says he thought he’d do Sonny a favor, since he pulled the rug out from under Sonny in Pennsylvania at Nina’s hearing. Sonny says he hasn’t forgot that, and Scotty says, she’s filed a petition with the court for visitation with Wiley. Sonny says, Nina already told him; is that it? Scotty says, no. He’s going to call Sonny as a character reference for Nina.

N’neka tells Selena, sorry, they’re not open just yet, but Curtis says, it’s okay. He’s got this covered. In fact, he’s expecting a delivery any minute. Can N’neka meet them out back? N’neka says, yeah, and leaves. Selena says she was glad to hear Curtis wanted to revisit her proposition. Just so they’re clear on the terms, he provides her with the use of his back room for a high stakes poker game twice a month; she provides her players with a credible venue; and he avails himself of their lucrative connections – all above board. Curtis says, so she claims, and she says, she’s not naïve, and since he expressed his disinterest, if he’s reconsidering now, his circumstances must have changed. That’s his business, and is of no concern to her. She’s only interested in finalizing their transaction. So what does he want from her?

Anna asks if Felicia sees the man in the reddish tropical shirt; a WSB agent. Felicia looks behind herself with a mirror, and says she didn’t know Anna called for WSB back-up. Anna says she didn’t, and Felicia wonders what he’s doing here. Anna says she’ll find out. Hang tight. She goes over to the guy and says, Leeman. What’s he doing in this neck of the woods? He says he could ask the same of her, and she says she’s running a sting. Trying to flush out the parties to the auction of the Ice Princess. Leeman says he’s there because they got a tip about the Ice Princess, and the auction isn’t happening because they know who stole it, and where it is. She asks to tag along, saying, he’d really be helping her out. He hesitates, and she says, okay, it will only take her two phone calls to get clearance. Does he want to be the cause of unnecessary delay and bureaucratic red tape? He says, all right. Is she armed? She says, yeah.

Harmony meets Brendon at Pier 54, since Pier 55 fell into the river because of the traffic being too heavy, and he says, Harmony Miller. He thought he recognized her name. After he met her at Alexis Davis’s office last night, he went back to his room, and sure enough, he was right. She was one of his late brother’s patients. One of the inmates Neil counseled. He’s seen her file. She says, he had no right reading it, but he says he couldn’t help himself. It was full of all kinds of interesting information about her and her daughter Willow Tate.

Willow says she’s glad her mother showed up, so Michael and Smoltz could talk alone. She would have been so nervous. How’d it go? Michael says, he took the deal. He’ll drop the charges in exchange for a five-part feature article series on Nina. Willow wishes it didn’t have to come to this, and he says, him too, but it did. They’ve been more than fair with Nina, and every single time, she’s taken advantage. Willow agrees, and says, she tried to convince herself that Nina was acting out of love, but she’s crossed the line so many times. In the end, it’s their job to protect their son. Who knows? Maybe Nina will back off when the feature is published. He says, that’s the goal. The series might prove useful in more ways than one. It will damage Nina’s image, but it might neutralize some of the tricks Nina and her lawyer might try to pull at the hearing.

Marshall says, Stella’s panic attack wasn’t Trina’s fault. He knows for a fact her mom and Curtis are happy to have her out of that jail and back home. Nobody wants her punished for something she didn’t do. She says she knows that, but she doesn’t want to punish them either. The more this goes on, the more it affects the people she cares about. She wonders if it’s not too late to plead guilty.

Curtis tells Selena, his motives are his own. This is a one-time transaction. She says he misunderstands. Let her be clear. She’s offering a business opportunity that’s mutually beneficial. Rest assured, he’ll profit from this arrangement. As a gesture of good faith, here’s the down payment – she puts two rolls of bills on the table – to make use of his premises. He tells her, as he said, it’s not money he’s after, and she says, what then? He says he needs to acquire information he has no access to, and perhaps she does. She asks, what is this information? and he says, a Witness Protection file, along with sealed arrest records attached to it. She says, the subject being? and he says, Marshall Ashford. She says she’ll do her best. Then we have a deal? She holds out her hand.

Valentin gives Jennifer a glass of champagne, and says, pour vous. He babbles something in French, and she says, damn. Why didn’t she work harder to learn French? He says he can teach her a few key phrases, and she says, that would be nice, moving closer to him. There’s a knock at the door, and he says, what is this? She says, probably just some drunk guests; ignore them. The knock continues, and Anna says, WSB. Open up.

Harmony tells Brendon, leave Willow out of this. Stay the hell away from her daughter. He says, she means, Nina Reeves’s daughter.

Jennifer says, she’ll get rid of them. She hasn’t done anything. She opens the door, and sees Anna, Leeman, and a couple of other guys. She asks, what is the meaning of this? and Anna says, Jennifer Smith? She asks Leeman if this is her, and he says, right where intel told them she’d be. They start to walk in, and Jennifer says, they’ve got the wrong person. They can double-check their intel. They walk past her, and she asks what they’re doing. She’s entertaining a friend. She looks around, but Valentin is gone, and she says, he was just here. Where did he go? Anna says, it would appear her friend had to leave. We see Valentin outside on the patio, and Anna says, perhaps he’s allergic to the Bureau. It’s been known to happen. Valentin walks off, and Jennifer says, now that they’ve ruined her afternoon, what do they want? Leeman says, they have evidence tying her to stolen property, and the murder of Luke Spencer. Jennifer says, that’s outrageous. Luke was her ex-husband; she loved him. Leeman tells the hotel manager to open the safe, and Jennifer says, they can’t do that. They can’t barge in here and search. He opens it, and Anna takes out Valentin’s velvet pouch. Jennifer says she’s never seen that before. She has no idea how it got in there. Anna takes out the Ice Princess, and says she supposes Jennifer’s never seen this before either. Does she recognize it? The legendary Ice Princess.

Sonny asks, what makes Scotty think he’d agree to be his character witness? and Scotty says, he’s not really asking Sonny; he’s going to subpoena him. He needs all the character witnesses he can get for Nina. Since Sonny already testified for Nina in Pennsylvania, and did such a good job, thanks to him, Scotty was able to get Nina off the hook. So he thought they might go two for two. Sonny says, Scotty asked him questions, he was under oath, and he answered truthfully. Scotty says, because Sonny is such a law abiding citizen. He can’t complain because it all did work out in Nina’s favor. He understands things are getting complicated with Sonny and Nina’s second go-around, and Sonny says, his life is his business. Scotty can go now. Scotty says, hold on a second, because no matter how this turns out, Sonny loses.

Michael says, they have to anticipate and be ready to defend anything Nina and her counsel throw against them, and Willow says, at least they don’t have Michael’s assault charge to worry about anymore. Michael says, yeah, but Nina could drag in their parents, and taint them by association. Diane assured him that’s not an argument Nina could make, but he has enough experience with the legal system to know, you have to expect the unexpected. They have to be ready. She says, and it can get ugly, and he says, absolutely. By Nina attacking their parents, she could assert that she has as much legal right to be in his life as they do. She could paint herself as a better influence. His dad would be an obvious target, but since he’s probably siding with Nina, they won’t be after him. She says she’s sorry, and he says, him too, but his dad made his choice. He can’t waste energy thinking about it. Unfortunately, her mom is probably going to be a likely target; Nina could bring up her criminal past. Willow says, they could counter with how she’s worked hard to rehabilitate her life, and he says, they could also cite that Harmony got to know Wiley gradually over time. She didn’t overwhelm him, or take control the way Nina did. Willow’s mother is the model of how to build a respectful relationship with Wiley, which Nina hasn’t shown the ability to do. She says, wow. Their relationship with her mother might actually work in their favor.

Harmony says, her medical files are confidential, and protected by HIPPA law. She could have Brendon brought up on criminal charges. He says, it’s interesting that she brought that up. His brother took notes about the crimes she confessed to during their sessions. He kept Harmony’s file in a lockbox, probably wondering whether he should turn her into the cops. When Neil died, he inherited that lockbox. He had no idea he’d find incriminating information. Such as, her daughter Willow isn’t actually her daughter. Harmony stole her.

Trina tells Marshall, they offered her a deal; plead guilty to the misdemeanor charge, and probably avoid jail time, but that’s not guaranteed. He says, but she didn’t take it, and she says, because she didn’t do anything wrong. It was a set-up, but how does she convince the jury that she didn’t do that, when Spencer didn’t believe her, and he knows her? At least she thought he did. Marshall says, forget him. That boy’s not worth her time. She has to focus on what’s best for her now. She asks if it isn’t selfish. She’s seen what it’s costing everyone. Her mom and Curtis should be enjoying their new home and their new life, not dealing with all of this. And then there’s Joss and Cam. She knows they’ll defend her, but that brings the spotlight back on them; it brings the spotlight back on the sex tape. How can she do that to them? If she pleads guilty, this is all over. Isn’t that worth it for the people she loves?

Curtis tells Selena that their deal isn’t done. He has a few more terms. She says, so the negotiation continues? and he says, two games a month is too much. She says, how about one monthly game to start? but he says he’s afraid any set schedule will bring too much attention. She says, she can have the games on an as needed basis. She’ll call him with a week’s notice, and he’ll make his club available to her. He says, providing there’s no booking conflicts, and he’ll need her to provide the costs for additional security, as well as some assurances that her players will be discreet. There will be no guns and no drugs in his club. She says, these are all reasonable requests. He has her word. He asks if her word is enough, and she says, have a little faith. He says, none of this will work if he ends up in a battle with Sonny Corinthos, but she says she’s done her due diligence with the necessary parties. She’ll begin arrangements for the first game. He says, no, and she says, more? She’s been more than fair. He says his last term is non-negotiable. There will be no games unless he gets the information he’s asking for. She says, then they have a deal. They shake hands as Nina walks in.

Selena says, it’s good to see Nina again, and Nina says, likewise. It seems like she’s always interrupting them. Selena says, they were just discussing a private party, and Nina says, that’s fun. What’s the occasion? Selena says, a family reunion, and tells Curtis that he has his down payment. She’ll be in touch. She leaves, and Nina says, Selena doesn’t strike her as a family reunion kinda gal. Curtis says, if the woman wants to host a party, it’s her business, especially if she’s paying top dollar. He picks up the wads of cash, and she says, my God. Didn’t he tell her that Miss Wu was trouble? He mumbles, did he say that? and she asks, why change his mind about people in that line of business at The Savoy? This is fishy. He says, don’t, but she says she knows him, and she knows when he’s in trouble. He’s always been there when she needed help. Let her be there for him.

Marshall tells Trina that he thinks he can relate. He found himself in a situation that would bring trouble on his wife and sons. It’s not comparable to what she’s facing; she’s innocent. But he found himself grappling with a similar situation. Ultimately, he chose to take himself out of the equation, for his family’s sake. She tells him, he’d said it had caused them pain anyway, and he says, it did. But it would have caused more pain if he’d stayed too. He had to make a choice, so he asked himself a question. He said, self, which would bring the least amount of harm their way? She asks if he thinks he caused his family less harm, and he laughs and says, who knows? We can never be certain. For a long time, he didn’t even know what harm it caused him. But now that he’s back, he sees what it cost them now back see what cost them, and it cost them too much.

Jennifer says she was here to bid on the diamond, and Anna asks if she’s aware it was stolen from Luke Spencer. Jenifer says, no, and you never know with Luke; he might have sold it. Anna says, it’s unlikely though. Did Jennifer steal it? So she could get his attention. So he’d track her down and she could orchestrate a reunion. And when that didn’t work, did she kill him? Jennifer says she could never kill Luke. She swears, this wasn’t her. She’s never seen that… That man, he was in the French navy. His name was Françoise Olivier. He was standing in front of armoire when she came out of the shower. He must have put the Ice Princess in the safe. Anna says, that’s very convenient though, isn’t it? Jennifer tells Anna that she’s not saying another word until she speaks with a lawyer. She makes a locking-my-lips gesture, and Leeman says, cuff her. Random WSB guy puts the cuffs on her, and she says, she’s innocent, she swears. They’ve got the wrong person. She swears she didn’t do anything. Anna says, this is he Bureau’s jurisdiction; nevertheless she advises Jennifer to remain silent. Leeman says, get her out of here, and Jennifer says she swears she didn’t do anything. Anna tells Leeman, one more thing…

Valentin asks Kai, when is the boat to the main island? but before Kai can answer, he takes off. Felicia comes by.

Leeman tells Anna, they received information that connects Jennifer Smith to Kurt Markovich, the cable car inspector who orchestrated the accident that killed Luke Spencer. Once they found the Ice Princess in Jennifer’s possession, the motive is self-explanatory. She took the diamond, and killed him to stop him from taking it back. Case closed. They have their killer and their thief.  

Felicia says, you know the man you just met? and Kai says, that’s the French naval officer he was telling her about. Felicia sees the agents taking Jennifer away, and she tells Kai, that’s Jennifer Smith. Is that the woman he saw with the French naval officer? He says, yes. She’s the woman who was talking about the auction. She says, the officer left? and Kai says, he was talking about the next boat to the main island. Then he just took off.

Willow says, they haven’t talked about Michael’s mom. Does he think Nina will try to smear Carly? He says, Nina still thinks his mom is somehow involved in Nelle’s death, but the investigation cleared his mom of any wrong-doing. Besides, should Nina bring up that issue, it will leave her wide open for them to bring up that Nina retaliated against his mother by keeping his father away from his family. So, even though a judge didn’t think it was a crime, they’ll see what a family court judge has to say about it. Willow says, and whether Nina’s behavior makes it appropriate for her to be around a child. He says, and this might not come up in court, but Smoltz’s article will have run by then. And after that, he doesn’t think anyone will think Nina should be allowed in Wiley’s life. All this experience he has, and he really doesn’t know how court works.

Harmony tells Brendon, she didn’t steal her daughter. If he read her file, he knows she was given to Harmony. He says, by Madeline Reeves. He read the whole sordid story. His brother Neil recorded every detail. How she struggled to make ends meet as a health aid for the city, where she was fortunate enough to meet Madeline, Willow’s grandmother. Harmony says, she was so young, but he says, not so young she couldn’t tell the difference between right and wrong. Nina Reeves was pregnant and in a coma. She couldn’t consent to an adoption. Madeline was a greedy woman, who needed to get rid of any potential heirs to Nina’s fortune. But there wasn’t just one baby, there were two; twins. One little girl went to a black market adoption, and the other little girl went to her. It’s time to pay up, or the truth will come out.

Curtis says he loves Nina and appreciates her, and if he needs her help, he’ll let her know. He pulls out a chair, and asks why she came to see him. They sit down, and Nina says she doesn’t like it, but she needs a character reference, because she’s filing a petition with the courts for visitation rights with Wiley. He says, that’s a big step, and she says she did everything in her power to try to avoid this, but she kept hitting walls with Willow and Michael at every turn. Wiley is getting older, and she can’t keep waiting for things to get better, when clearly that’s not happening. He says he gets it, but she’s going to be going up against Sonny’s son. She says, Sonny knows where she’s coming from, better than most people, and he says, it sounds like they’ve gotten close. She says, it’s not about that; she’s torn up to put Sonny in this position. He says, sometimes they have to make the tough decision about who to put first. She says, so he’ll be her character reference? and he says, she can count on it. He’s glad to help a friend. She thanks him, and says, likewise. She knows he and Portia are going through it right now. How’s Trina? He says, hanging in. It’s hard, but Portia is really a wreck. The whole situation brought home how much they’ve become a part of his life. So he totally understands why she’s fighting so hard for Wiley. Because people like them will go to any lengths for the people they care about.

Harmony asks why Brendon is just coming to her now, and he says, because he didn’t know what he had. He went through Neil’s lockbox looking for bank statements, stock and bonds, cash. It wasn’t until he met her that he put it together, and realized how valuable that file was. Harmony laughs, and says, if he’s looking for a shakedown, he’s got the wrong woman. She’s one step away from living in her car, and looking for a second job on top of her first. He says, lucky for her, her dear friend Alexis has money, and her stolen daughter Willow is the mother of a Quartermaine heir. He’s not asking her for money, but he wonders how much Nina would pay for this information. She says, he’s not taking this to anyone. He’ll open himself up to blackmail charges and accessing private medical records. He asks if she really wants to take that chance, and she says she’s survived worse men than him. She’s not afraid of him or his threats. He says, she should be, because unlike her, he has nothing to lose. Get his money or he blows up her world. He starts to leave, and says, oh, and he doesn’t bluff.

Sonny says if Scotty’s got something to say, say it or get out, and Scotty says, the way he sees it, Sonny has two choices. Save Nina or Michael. Either he betrays his son, or throws Nina under the bus, Now, a lot of people are saying he’s a changed man. Scotty’s money is still on the old Sonny, who’s only looking out for number one, and Nina will just be collateral damage. Sonny asks if that’s what Scotty thinks of him, and Scotty says he thinks Nina will too. She’ll wise up and realize she’s better off without him, and Nina’s aunt, his girlfriend Liesl, will see Scotty as a hero. And poor Nina will just be another girl in Sonny’s path of destruction. Sonny says he underestimated Scotty.

Anna meets Felicia at the bar, and Felicia asks, what just happened? The Bureau just took Jennifer Smith away in custody. Anna says, she knows. She had the Ice Princess in a safe in her room, and Leeman can connect her to Kurt Markovich, the cable car inspector who, in part, orchestrated Luke’s death. They think she’s to blame for all of this. Felicia says, but Anna’s not convinced, and Anna says, is Felicia? Felicia says, no, and she’ll tell Anna why. They go to a table, and Felicia says, after Luke’s memorial service, Jennifer told them she was harboring feelings for Luke. Anna says, she reiterated that over and over again in the room. It could be a cover, but it seemed kind of real to her. Felicia tells her, Kai said he overheard Jennifer talking about the auction. Why stick around if she had the diamond? Anna says, Jennifer claimed she was with a French navy captain, and claimed he’s the one who put the diamond in the safe. It seems to Anna that maybe they were romantically involved, or maybe they were working together, and he double-crossed her or stood her up. Felicia says, Kai saw guy the before they brought Jennifer through. He was asking about a boat. Maybe they’re not working together at all. She asks what Anna is thinking, and Anna says, the whole thing is just too tidy. There’s definitely more going on than meets the eye.

Felicia asks why the Bureau would accept it at face value, and Anna says, because they got what they wanted. They’ve got the Ice Princess; it’s not worth it to keep the case open. She and Felicia are the only ones concerned with Luke’s murder. This has Victor’s handwriting all over it. He must have realized they were closing in, and set someone up to take the fall. Valentin listens from behind a partition, and Anna says, so if Jennifer was framed, their next move is to find this man she brought to her room. Once they find Françoise Olivier, then they should get the truth. Valentin takes off the moustache, and tosses it aside.   

Trina says, gin, and Marshall says, she did not. Girl, you a card shark. Curtis comes in, and Marshall asks if everything is all right at the club. Curtis says he worked it out. He’s going to look in on Aunt Stella. Portia comes out, and says, that’s perfect timing. She’s resting comfortably. Is he good? He says, yeah, and asks if Marshall stayed here. Portia says, he did, and she’s glad. It seems as if he was a real help to Trina. Marshall says, your deal, card shark.

Sonny says, for a long time, he didn’t give Scotty a thought; Scotty was like nothing in his world. Then in Pennsylvania, Scotty surprised him, and he said to himself, wow, but he thought it was a fluke. But now Scotty’s coming in here, showing Sonny what a contender he is. Congratulations. He’s going to get exactly what he deserves.

Harmony looks at a picture of Willow on her phone, and cries. 

Willow yawns, and tells Michael, sorry; it’s been a long day. He agrees, but knows what would make it better – cuddling with Wiley and a bedtime story. She says, that makes everything better. Just be prepared to carry her to bed too. He tells her, then be prepared for him to wake her up. Nina comes in, and they glare at one another. Then Brendon walks in, and stands behind Nina.

On Monday, Ava says, she and Trina need to discuss ground rules; Alexis says, Nikolas is full of surprises; and Carly wonders who Nina is going to go after next.

🧼 On This Day In Soap…

What happened in soaps on this day.

🍵 Dishing the Soap…

The GH stars talk about their co-workers. I can’t believe Roger Howarth isn’t considered Most Likely to Ad-Lib.

🗽 A Given…

Doesn’t everyone wish they’d made more at every job?

👹 Beyond Flipping  Tables…

This looked like literal insanity.

👠 Gia In the House…

Does this make her a friend of the Housewives now?

https://screenrant.com/gia-giudice-reportedly-filming-rhonj-season-12-reunion/

👰🏻 Uncertainty In New Jersey…

I’m guessing she’ll make a decision as soon as the paycheck is big enough. (See article on Jill Zarin.)

💳 Exchanging London For Dubai…

I can’t wait to see this one. I loved Ladies of London, Caroline in particular. And I always enjoy seeing Dubai, since I will never, ever be able to afford to go there. Unless that guy with the balloons visits me, and I don’t mean Pennywise.

I hate to say it, but the house isn’t that interesting. It’s very sterile-looking. Even the closet was a disappointment.

https://www.bravotv.com/ladies-of-london/photos/take-a-look-inside-caroline-stanburys-finished-dubai-home#10858792

💰 Well, That Stinks…

I’ll miss them. I hope Reza gets some kind of spin-off show.

https://people.com/tv/bravo-cancels-shahs-of-sunset-after-9-seasons/

🐶 Ending On an Aww…

Please feel free to squee.

https://www.yardbarker.com/lifestyle/articles/20_celebrity_pets_that_will_make_you_say_aw/s1__34563662

🥂 Quotes of the Week

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.Mark Twain

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you.B. B. King (Or integrity.)

All dreams are within reach. All you have to do is keep moving towards them. – Viola Davis

Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact. – Honore de Balzac

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. – Peter Marshall

I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition. – Martha Washington

🛌🏽 Going To My Happy Place…

Meet me here when the Dead Walk again. Until then, stay safe, stay exercising your body and mind, and stay not being so engrossed in a phone call that you don’t know who’s listening.

January 14, 2021 – Today’s GH Was Yesterday, Island Drama Begins, Late For Dallas, News Of the Moon, New New Jersey, Gia Grows Up, Possible Return, Ken Gets the Shot, Twinsies, Dunder Mifflin Blunders & Push

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Today’s GH was the same as the one I posted yesterday, which had been preempted on ABC in the US. Sonny’s storyline had a nice twist, so if you need to catch up, you can find it here:

https://tvwiththeresa.wordpress.com/2021/01/14/january-13-2021-sasha-calls-cyrus-out-on-his-mommy-issues-emily-ends-the-season-with-a-beach-party-whitney-apologizes-for-her-appalling-timing-good-kyu/

Tomorrow, Tracy asks Finn who’s been telling tales about her, Willow wonders if someone is the one, and Jason thinks he and Cyrus understand each other perfectly.

Southern Charm

John called Shep, who asked if the party was intense; he hadn’t been paying attention. John said Shep and Taylor had been in love jail, but from his point of view, he felt it was a lot of drama for Kathryn. He told Shep that the boys were leaving tomorrow, and he was going to be a mess. He was sad, but Shep had an idea.

At John’s house, he tried to get the kids packed, and asked what they wanted to do for their last day of summer with dad. Summer was coming to a close. They’d spent 43 days in a row with him, the most time they’d spent with him since the divorce. He told them his favorite thing was going to the beach every day. In his interview, he said what he’d miss most was hearing the kids running around when he woke up in the morning. He couldn’t put into words how it felt for his kids to be going back to the other side of the country. He hoped no one ever had to make the decision. He did, and it was the worst thing he ever had to do. He knew it was the right choice though, since he was building a future for them.

Madison visited Austen, who was like, what the hell? She said he seemed somber, and he asked why she was there. She admitted that she’d screwed up getting so mad. She regretted being a bitch, and was upset about her bad attitude. Austen got her a glass of wine, and she said she should have taken a deep breath, been a big girl, and not said anything. It annoyed her that he came off boat, and said he wasn’t there to get her back. Holy! Talk about rewriting history. He said that after she randomly told him he wasn’t going to get her back. He reminded her that she’d said she just wanted him there as a friend, and asked if she wanted him to date other people. She said, no, and asked him if he wanted her to date other people. He said he didn’t, but he’d been clear about how he felt and that he wasn’t over her. He still loved her. Madison said she love/hated him, and Austen said he was confused. She told him that he didn’t have her permission to date anyone else, and in his interview, Austen said he was seeing more and more that what Madison wanted was control. He told her, there was no resolution. I don’t even know what to think about this. Madison is coming off like a real asshat, and it’s a shame they’re in the same friend group.

We saw a clip of Shep and John going to one of those places where you smash stuff, and Shep said it was like Office Space. Shep told Danni that John was going through turmoil with the kids leaving, so he was having a party at the house of John’s friend on the island. Which island was unclear, but it had a dock and a pool. He told Danni that he and John had both hung out with Kathryn independently, but she always said the right things. He’d been weighing the options, and wanted to have everyone at the party. Danni said she’d hit her breaking point with Kathryn, and  thought Kathryn knew it. Kathryn claimed she wanted to fight for the friendship, but Danni didn’t feel there was anything to fight for. Shep said he wanted the party to begin on a positive, fun note, and for Danni to bring her best attitude. Danni said he didn’t have to worry about her.

Kathryn opened a soda can using her teeth, and I wanted to scream at her not to do that. Her friend Jacque called, and Kathryn said she was shopping for Thomas’s new baby, who’d been born a month ago. She wondered if she was related to the newborn, and Jacque said Kathryn’s children would be his step-siblings, but she wasn’t related at all. She told Kathryn that she’d asked Madison about the party, and Madison said, call Kathryn. Kathryn said the party turned into a catastrophe, and we flashed back to that. She said she felt like all her friends were seeing her as someone she wasn’t, or were making her out to be someone she wasn’t. In Kathryn’s interview, she said the only person to whom she owed an apology, was the women she’d sent the emoji to, and she did that. She was getting death threats, and needed her friends, but no one stood up for her. She felt betrayed, manipulated, and taken advantage of. Jacque said it was really effing sad.

Craig went rowing with Natalie in a gorgeous swamp that had all those plants that hang down. In his interview, Craig said he felt like a teenager again. He didn’t know if he’d ever fall in love again like he did with Naomie. He and Natalie hadn’t said I love you, but he thought she could be the one. They saw an alligator while they were rowing, which was very cool, and then they had a picnic near the water. The whole thing was very romantic. Natalie said, a good way to get to know someone was to lock them in a house during a pandemic, and Craig wondered if they’d be fine outside of quarantine. Natalie told him, people were finally focusing on things that really mattered. Craig said, it was scary, but fun, and in his interview, he said he’d made a promise going into the relationship that he wouldn’t hide anything. Then, with her having to move in, he didn’t have a choice. She was all about him being him. He thought it was badass that he sewed, and cool that he cooked. We flashed back to Naomie criticizing Craig, and they toasted to their relationship.

Leva and Danni private shopped for dinner dresses. The manager asked what the theme was, and Leva asked if it wasn’t redneck. Danni said it would be redneck chic; they would define it. Leva asked Danni, what the hell happened? and Danni said it was like she was in another dimension, and she and Kathryn didn’t resolve anything. Craig only added to it. Leva said she didn’t know why Craig treated Kathryn with velvet gloves, and went in on Danni. She didn’t appreciate it. Danni said she felt like she owed no one her time, and told Leva she’d gotten a call from Jacque, who said Kathryn thought Leva was trying to convince the others to hate her. Danni said it was classic Kathryn, not looking deep enough to care. Leva thought it was out of Kathryn’s depth, which she might be right about. Danni said when she thought about what Kathryn did, she was like, f*** you. Leva said Kathryn spun the narrative, and made her a bully, when she felt she’d gone out of her way to be gracious. We flashed back to the argument on the boat, and Leva asked Danni why they were coddling someone who’d said something so viciously racist. They had to be uninformed.

Austen got a call from Alexandra, and old college friend. In his interview, he said she made him laugh, and gave good advice, and we saw a clip of Alexandra helping him pick out clothes. She asked how his birthday party was, and Austen told her, long story short, he was uninvited. Let that sink in. He said he went anyway, and had to field shots and jabs from Madison, who was being mean. Alexandra thought Madison got mean when she felt backed into a corner, and she hated hearing how sad it made him, and how much anxiety it gave him. She told him that he didn’t stick up for himself. It was a blessing when people showed their true colors. Austen said he was being forced to move forward. Madison had proved her point of how little he meant to her. In Austen’s interview, he said it was time for him to re-find happiness, and move on in life.

Everyone got ready for the party, and in this show, the guys definitely take just as much time as the girls with their hair. Well, maybe not Shep. John went with Shep ahead of time to help set up. It was raining while the sun was shining, and Shep said it didn’t make sense.

Venita had a kiki with Madison, and Madison said Austen wasn’t cool with just being friends, yet she wanted him to notice her in a big way. WTF? The only time that would be acceptable is if he’d broken up with her. She told Venita about an article she’d read on Kathryn’s new boyfriend Chleb, that said it was a plotted relationship. Venita said you couldn’t help who you loved, being the level-headed young woman that she is, but Madison wondered if the timing wasn’t weird. In Madison’s interview, she said her advice to anyone in a relationship was, don’t listen to her. She put on one of the tiniest dresses (or was it a bathing suit?) I’ve ever seen – a barely there halter top with a fringed mini skirt – and said she didn’t want to get back with Austen, but he could look. Again, WTF? I don’t particularly like Austen. I think he’s immature, and wants the big boy stuff before he’s ready, but Madison is officially acting even less mature, and I’d thought better of her. She is mean too, although she’s admitted that, and John was certainly put off last week.  

John said he was happy for Shep, and asked if Shep was in love with Taylor. Shep said, of course, like we should all just know that after all the women he’s gone through, and John asked if he told her. He said, only when he was really drunk. John asked what Shep was getting her for Christmas, but Shep said he wasn’t that guy, and John told him that he was going to lose her. In John’s interview, he said the house belonged to a friend of his parents. Y’all come over. Take a dip in the pool. Have a few cold ones. Leva was impressed, and I have to insert here, how much I’m always impressed with Leva’s earrings. She seems to be like me; the bigger and bolder, the better. She told Shep that she didn’t have a problem with Kathryn, but she didn’t like how Austen had butted in. She felt the boys were coddling Kathryn. She didn’t believe in cancel culture, not believing it leaves room for growth, but thought people should be held accountable (thank you). In Shep’s interview, he said, you don’t ruin someone’s life for a mistake. He was once in a similar situation. We saw a clip from Tik Tok of him making fun of a homeless person, and he said he showed a complete lack of self-awareness. He hoped Kathryn changed her ways, but didn’t expect anything from her. John told whoever would listen that he missed the boys. Leva pressed Shep about putting the pressure on Kathryn, but he told Leva that he didn’t know what she’d said, and he didn’t want bad blood with anyone. In Leva’s interview, she said, it doesn’t affect you, so you’re just going to go party, was the definition of white privilege. She told Shep that she expected him to hold Kathryn accountable, but he said he was trying to get out of the holding accountable game.

Madison and Venita brought a Funboy pool floatie as a party offering. Craig wondered if Danni would hug him, but she backed up when he approached her. John told Madison that his kids said the number one fun thing they did was hitting baseballs with her and her son. Austen wondered why no one was in the pool. He offered John one of his personal beers, and they walked off together, Austen ignoring Madison, but making a point of hugging Jenny. Madison couldn’t tolerate that, and hunted him down, asking him what was going on. He’d come in and ignored her deliberately. In Craig’s interview, he said, Austen and Madison’s relationship is just bizarre. Why do either one of them care? Austen asked if anything pissed her off more than not getting all the attention. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Leva told Craig that she didn’t appreciate Austen yelling on the boat. Craig said, it was an intimidating ferry ride. She said, Austen thought he looked chivalrous, but his chauvinism was showing. John said Kathryn had looked like a deer in headlights, and Leva said she thought she and Kathryn had a positive conversation, but John said, it was three on one. We flashed back to that, and John told Leva, coming at someone over and over, right or wrong, isn’t going to get you the response you want. Leva asked if they were even aware what happened; it wasn’t just about the emoji. Leva gave him the low down on what Kathryn had said, and Venita told him, Kathryn even had the nerve to ask if the woman knew who her father was. In his interview, Craig said he was blown away. It made sense now, and it was bad. He told Leva that he’d been Kathryn’s protector, but she couldn’t make excuses for her behavior anymore. It made people think, maybe she did mean it like that.

To be continued…

Next time, a shark, Kathryn arrives at the party, Leva wants Kathryn to be accountable, Danni confronts Austen about seeing someone else, Danni wants to smack Madison off the dock (I’ll help!), and Kathryn is called out by Leva and Venita.

The Real Housewives of Dallas

Yes, I know this is way past it’s time, but this was the soonest I could watch it. There are just too many Housewives for me to juggle these days, but here’s a mini-cap of the highlights.

Tiffany told Brandi about how difficult it had been, not knowing any English and immigrating at 6. The racism she’d experienced was beyond, and just the other week, someone had asked for a doctor who didn’t have coronavirus. The sad little girl was still inside her. She wanted to have an open dialogue, and use the moment for her and Brandi to educate each other. In her interview, she said it was America in 2020. We could do better.

Kameron was annoyed that Cord was shielding her from what was going on with selling the house. She told Cord to protect her from burglars, not her emotions. Not being included made her feel invisible. They put up a For Sale sign that she was sure would spur neighborhood gossip. She wondered if Louie’s spirit would come with them when they moved, and at that moment, I kind of got why Cord felt the need to keep details to himself. Kameron put a tiny pink tutu on Fancy, who is the most precious thing in the world. Except for my dogs.

Tiffany gave D’Andra and Stephanie a tour of her house, which the word impressive doesn’t even come close to covering. In her interview, she said, she and husband Daniel have their own wine label, and she showed them a literal wine cellar. Like a cellar under the cellar. Her closet had a fingerprint lock, and in Stephanie’s interview, she said the only room worthy of that was the bathroom. She thought Tiffany showing off her closet was obnoxious, but Tiffany said she planned on being buried in her closet when she died, so isn’t it her crypt as well? Tiffany wondered about Kary being so pushy, and wanting Tiffany to have her kind of fun, and Stephanie said when Kary was drunk, she acted like the fun police. It was nothing personal. Tiffany told the women that she was going to have a dim sum party, which was similar to brunch.

Kary said it was great having the kids home during quarantine, but it got to the point where the main goal was trying not to kill each other. Thank you, tequila. In Kary’s interview, she complained about D’Andra complaining to her. Before quarantine, they’d been traveling together; D’Andra to sell her skincare line, and Kary to sell her jewelry.

In D’Andra’s interview, she talked about having had good relationship with stepmother and brother, until there was a family fight over the will when her father died. She wanted to reach out, and Jeremy suggested she write a letter. She’d also been seeing a Shaman, who was helping her with her chakras or whatever.  

The party was at a restaurant in a private room. Tiffany explained Dim Sum was like Spanish tapas, and she was sharing part of herself with them. Kary felt the need to out Stephanie and Kameron for not eating street food in Thailand, and Kameron said it was because she hadn’t had her typhoon [sic] shot. This was seriously my kind of food, and I desperately wanted to reach through the TV and grab a dumpling. Not so much a chicken foot. Tiffany gave out red envelopes, like the ones given out on Chinese New Year. Instead of money, each one had a question inside that she thought would help her get to know the others better. She pressured everyone to eat a chicken foot (shades of Pedro’s mother on 90 Day Fiancé), and in Stephanie’s interview, she said, in her house, they didn’t eat chicken feet, but they did eat chicken nuggets. She also said it was the most disgusting thing she ever ate. In D’Andra’s interview, she said chicken feet had a lot of collagen, and the Chinese ate them to keep youthful. I guess no one has told her they have smoothie additives for that. TBH, I’m pretty adventurous when it comes to food, but I think it would be a hard no on the chicken foot thing. Tiffany acted like a total a-hole, pressuring everyone heavily, especially Kameron. In Kameron’s interview, she said, had it been her party, she’d never push a food on someone that they didn’t want to eat. Kary said Tiffany was really bossy with food, which was funny since they’d talked about Kary being the fun police. Brandi couldn’t make it, and Kary thought they should wrap up a chicken foot to go.

Next time, Fancy on a treadmill, a white party, and Kary pushes Tiffany into the pool.   

🌝 Full Moon…

Tiffany talks about racism and a necklace.

https://pagesix.com/2021/01/13/rhods-dr-tiffany-moon-opens-up-about-the-racism-she-experienced/

https://pagesix.com/2021/01/13/rhod-stars-dr-tiffany-moon-claps-back-over-snake-necklace/

👠 Trailer This…

The girls from Jersey return on February 17th for a new season of throwing Solo cups and pulling out extensions.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-season-11-trailer-details

🎂 All Grown Up…

No longer a little girl, Gia celebrates her 20th birthday.

https://pagesix.com/2021/01/10/teresa-and-joe-giudice-post-tributes-for-daughter-gias-birthday/

See how she went from cute to stunning.

🌴 We Can Hope…

My jury was always half out about Miami, but I missed them when they were gone.

https://pagesix.com/2021/01/12/real-housewives-of-miami-could-be-returning-to-bravo/

💉 Vaccinated…

After all, the pups need him.

https://pagesix.com/2021/01/09/lisa-vanderpumps-hubby-gets-covid-19-vaccine-early/

💭 My Thoughts Exactly…

Leave it to me and LVP to think alike.

https://pagesix.com/2021/01/11/lisa-vanderpump-what-stassi-schroeder-did-was-stupid-not-racist/

📇 Just For Fun…

The Office had its bloopers too.

https://www.popsugar.com/entertainment/the-office-blooper-videos-47640098

🎰 Thanks For Playing…

Tomorrow brings the week to a close, and will be a long weekend for some, a regular weekend for others, and more days in captivity for a many. Whatever group you fall into, stay safe, stay striving to be your best self (whatever that is for you), and stay firm in your decision on whether or not to eat a chicken foot, no matter who food bullies you.