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July 10, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Brook Tells Chase the Truth, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, And the Rest, It’s an Honor, Animal Achievements, A Septuplet Of Quotes & Asbury

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What I Watched Today

(Nada enchilada summer – condensed because life is short & summer should be fun)

General Hospital

Monday:

Z told Carly that he didn’t get the impression Josslyn wanted to leave the WSB. He’d never seen an agent’s mommy demand he boot their child from the Bureau. Carly said she wasn’t kidding around.

Josslyn apologized to Lucas for lying to him, but he said she didn’t have to apologize for being a WSB agent. He wasn’t mad. She said her job was to follow orders and manipulate him.

Sonny went to see Ethan in the hospital and asked what he’d let Ava do to him.

Rocco admitted he’d shot Cullum, but it was to save Danny’s dad, and Danny said, if he was such a hero, come forward.

Lulu asked if Charlotte had been in touch with her father, and Charlotte said he’d been in Port Charles since he’d escaped.

Britt said Dante must be loving this, but he said it would affect Rocco who’d been through enough. Britt said Rocco didn’t have to go through anything else if he let her go.

Ethan said Sidwell had shot him, and Sonny said Ava told him that Ethan saved her life. He went above and beyond. Ethan said he was sorry he didn’t get Sidwell, but Sonny said Sidwell had been taken care of. Ethan wondered how Sonny and Turner got out unscathed, when Ava walked in and asked Sonny to share how they’d managed to pull that off. Could he explain why he let Sidwell live?

Lulu asked where Valentin had been hiding, but Charlotte said it didn’t matter. He’d turned himself into the WSB a few days ago. She and Danny hadn’t heard anything since. Lulu said she could just feel there was more to the story.

Rocco said he couldn’t confess, but Danny said Cullum was dead now and Danny was a minor who’d acted in self-defense. Rocco said he’d promised his parents and Britt, but Danny said that was when Cullum was still around. Rocco said Danny didn’t get how hard it was leaving Britt, but Danny said Britt wasn’t the reason Rocco wasn’t telling the truth. He was just a straight-up coward. Rocco said he wasn’t going back on his word.

Dante said he’d already compromised himself enough, and Britt said she was just asking him to look the other way. It benefitted him too. The WSB only grabbed her because he’d had her arrested. If he let them take her, Rocco would hate him forever. Dante said Rocco was already furious with him, and she said, then let her out. He’d never see or hear from her again. She’d be free and he could tell his son that he made that happen.

Jack struggled out of bed when Nina came in, but she said it was too soon. He said Cullum was dead and he had to get back to work, but she said he had to lie back down. He asked why he should listen to her, and she said maybe because she’d saved his life.

Josslyn said when she’d supported Lucas’s decision to live at Windymere, she already knew Marco was involved in his father’s business and that it was dangerous. But she’d needed access to Spoon Island and Sidwell and eventually Cullum. She had the perfect excuse in him to visit. He said when he’d moved back to Port Charles, he was looking forward to getting to know her. They’d spent time catching up and he thought they had a real connection. She said, it was real. When she’d joined the WSB, she’d known she’d have to lie to the people she loved, but didn’t know she’d have to manipulate them. He said she was quite skilled at it and totally fooled him, and she said she was sorry she’d used him. He asked if she’d do it again, she said, yeah, and he left.

Z said Josslyn was an agent by choice, but Carly said Jack had used her to gain access to Josslyn, then manipulated Josslyn, taking advantage of her emotional vulnerability after her boyfriend’s murder. She couldn’t even get in to see her. Z said he’d add her name to the approved list, but she said she didn’t want that. She wanted her daughter back. He said he’d put it in language she understood. That ain’t gonna happen. She cracked him across the face.

Sonny said, then the cops showed up, and Ethan said good thing Sonny didn’t take Sidwell out, but Turner probably would have looked the other way. Sonny didn’t think so because Turner wanted pay back her way, and Ava said, legally. She would have felt more comfortable had Sidwell been handled permanently. Sonny said he couldn’t believe he and Ava agreed on something, but Sidwell would be locked up for a long time. Ava could thank him any time. She said Sonny was saving himself, but he said she could thank him for Ethan. He got shot in the ass saving hers.

Dante said Britt got herself into this mess and would have to get herself out, and she said he couldn’t blame a girl for trying. Dante said it was going to kill Rocco when she died and she’d tried to use Rocco’s love as her way out, which only proved he was right about her. She asked what it was like to think you had all the answers. To give zero room for people to change. She loved his son and only wanted the best for him. He said he believed she believed that, but felt it was a convenience. The only person she truly loved was herself.

Danny said Rocco had been lying to him and Charlotte for months (didn’t they lie to him about Valentin? just saying), but Rocco said he didn’t want to drag Danny into this nightmare. Danny said his mom was dead and his dad might as well be. He was already in a nightmare. Rocco didn’t want them going to Spoon Island because they would have figured it out. Rocco said he didn’t want them going because it was dangerous, and Danny said Rocco was just trying to take care of himself like he always did. Rocco said, like when he took the fall for Danny and Charlotte and went to juvie? but Danny said Rocco thought his dad would get him out. Rocco said he knew Dante would try. His dad always showed up for him. Danny said his wouldn’t? and Rocco said Danny was the one who said it, not him.

Helping Jack back to bed, Nina said, when you save someone’s life, you’re responsible for that life. She accepted the responsibility. She needed him for Willow and couldn’t have him stumbling around, breaking his neck because he wasn’t fully recovered. He had evidence against Drew. He said he thought he did, and she asked what that meant, when there was a knock at the door. Vaughn asked if he was interrupting.

Z said Carly packed quite the punch, and she told him not to expect her to apologize. He said he could have her indicted, and she said, go for it. He asked where the fun would be in that. He was going to extend her a rare privilege and explain himself. Her daughter was too great an asset to cut loose. She said Josslyn was a human being, but he said she was a weapon. Highly specialized, thinks on her feet, strong, nerves of steel. Now he saw where she got it. She said just tell her that she’d have been a fabulous killer and all was forgiven? and he said it was a shame no one got ahold of her when she was younger. She would have made a brilliant agent. Maybe there was still potential. They could discuss the possibilities over dinner. She asked if he was hitting on her, and he said he didn’t know if he’d put it like that, but if he were, was it working?

Lucas said, if it made Josslyn feel any better, he would have moved in with Marco no matter what anyone said. He’d been warned plenty. She told him that he was being too generous, and he said they could talk about that later. The priority was her recovery right now, so she should rest. She said she needed to ask him for something. It wasn’t a manipulation. He said, it might not be, but going forward, he’d always wonder who he was talking to, his niece or Agent Jax. She said it had nothing to do with the WSB. She needed him to do something for her.

Z said they could take the WSB jet and be in Paris for a late dinner, and Carly said, this is unbelievable. He asked if that was a no, and she said, yes. He said, so it was a yes? and she said, yes, it’s a no. It’s a hard no. He said his apologies. He thought he felt a spark. She said, no, no spark. He and the WSB were a blight on her daughter’s life and she would remove it if it was the last thing she did. She walked out.

Lulu asked if Charlotte expected her to believe it was just her and Danny working with Valentin, and Charlotte said they weren’t working with him. Lulu said, in touch with then, and Charlotte said, yes. Why would her dad want more people knowing? Lulu asked, who else was involved? when they heard Danny arguing with Rocco outside, saying his dad was locked up because of Rocco. Lulu and Charlotte went out, and Lulu asked what was going on. Rocco said he didn’t make Jason cover for him. He did that all on his own and Danny knew that. Danny said, then prove he wasn’t gutless and tell the WSB that he shot Cullum, and Lulu said that was enough. No one was telling the WSB anything.

Vaughn said he’d been surprised to find Jack was readmitted under another name, and Jack said he was moved out of an abundance of caution and used one of his aliases. Miss Reeves facilitated the transfer. Vaughn said the WSB would need to be extensively debriefed, and Jack said, of course (🍷). Vaughn said, both about his dealings with Cullum and what happened to him medically, specifically the circumstances around his initial stroke. He was glad Nina was there, since she’d saved him a phone call. The Bureau regretted to inform her that the individual she knew as Nathan West had passed away.

Danny said his dad had been locked up for something he didn’t do, and Lulu knew the whole time, but Lulu said, it was complicated. Danny said there was a right and wrong thing to do and they’d chosen the second one, and he left. Lulu asked if Rocco was okay, and he said Danny hated him, but yeah. Lulu asked, who told him that Rocco shot Cullum? and Charlotte said she did.

Lucas went to see Britt and she said if he was there to scold her for taking off with Rocco, save it. She’d already heard from everyone with the ability to speak. He said that wasn’t why he was there, and she wondered if he was just making sure she was being punished. The WSB was going to ship her off to God knows where to live out her days, which wouldn’t be long since she didn’t have access to her meds. He said it was going to be longer than she thought. She wasn’t dying. She didn’t have Huntington’s. She never did.

He said they had to run testing from two different labs to confirm, but she said she’d run tests. He said, Cullum manipulated the results. Josslyn overheard him say he was gaslighting her and Cassius. The medication had only been saline. The police searched her room when she was missing, found a used syringe, and had it analyzed. She said when she didn’t take her medication, her symptoms came back. You couldn’t fake that. He said her brain could. All Cullum had to do was make her think she was sick and her mind did the rest. She said for years she had been waiting to die, and he said he knew it was a lot to process. She told him to get out and leave her alone, and he left.

Vaughn went to Josslyn’s room and asked how his wife was doing.

Ava asked if Sonny shouldn’t be thanking her. She’d saved his flunky from bleeding out all over the floor of her storage room. Did he have any idea what it was going to cost to clean that up? Ethan said, speaking of cost, was there hazard pay? and Sonny said he thought a bonus was in order. He’d let Ethan and Ava sort this out. He thanked Ethan, and Ethan thanked Sonny for saving the day. Ava said she was sure Turner was grateful, and Sonny said he would have shown up even if Sidwell hadn’t taken Turner. Avery would be very upset if Ava if she wasn’t around. He left.

Lulu asked how Charlotte could do that to Rocco, and Charlotte said Lulu always told her that family was important. Lulu said Rocco was her family, and Charlotte said, Jason was Danny’s. He had a right to know about his dad. Rocco said it sounded like Charlotte completely sold him out, but she said she was helping a friend and Danny was his friend too. He was Rocco’s brother and trying to save the one parent he had left. Lulu said she had to go to the hospital. Ethan was there. Rocco asked if he was okay, but Lulu said she didn’t know. Rocco was staying home where Dante would keep an eye on him and Charlotte was coming with her. They weren’t finished. She and Charlotte left.

Obrecht went to see Britt, and Obrecht said Lucas told her that Britt needed her and it was urgent. What happened? Britt said, good news. She did everything Cullum asked for years because he was keeping her alive, but it turned out the joke was on her. She was never sick.

Ava took out her checkbook and said, how much? What did he say to 50,000? He said, put that relic away. They were even. She was keeping his secret, wasn’t she? She said she’d like to do something for him, and he said, in that case, how about some ice chips? She said his wish was her command, and she left to get them for him.

Ava saw Lucas sitting on a bench and asked if he was okay. He said, no. Marco died for nothing.

Britt cried and said she’d done terrible things. She let Obrecht think she was dead and ruined their relationship. She and Cassius spent years working in Croatia for horrible men who did horrible things, so they could just shoot her up with saline. If she’d just once stuck the medicine under a microscope, she would have known the truth. She’d just wanted to keep breathing. Jason was sent to some WSB gulag because he was trying to save her. Now who knew what the WSB would pin on her? She’d ruined every relationship and ruined her life for nothing. Crying, Obrecht asked if Britt heard herself. She was going to live.

Dante saw Rocco on the porch and Rocco said he didn’t need a babysitter. Dante said he knew. Rocco’s mom was just being a mom, but he was glad to have some time with him. There was some stuff they needed to talk about. Rocco agreed, and Dante said, you first.

Josslyn asked what Vaughn was doing in town, and he said it was a successful mission, but not a very discreet one. Z sent him because he had knowledge of all the players, but he was back to Borneo in three hours. He wanted to see her before he left. She said she couldn’t see it at the time, but now she understood why Brennan sent him away, and he said Jack did them a favor. She said they were too close. As much as they insisted it wouldn’t, it would have interfered with the job.

Carly went to the hospital and met Sonny outside. She told him that Josslyn was in the ICU. She was going to be okay and she was safe for now. He said, safe from what? and she said, the WSB.

Z and his men went to a clandestine hospital room, where Cassius sat in a bed. Z said, Cassius Faison. They never met. Cassius could call him Z.

Lucas told Ava about Britt’s medication just being saline. That’s what Marco gave his life for and he was the one who’d pressured him to do it.

Obrecht said Britt had a long, beautiful life ahead of her, but Britt said she’d ruined everything. Obrecht said it could be fixed. Her brother was a hero who helped stop Cullum. Together, they’d find a way to free her. What mattered was, they’d all be together. Nina came in and Obrecht asked if she could help them find Cassius, but Nina said she had terrible news. The WSB just informed her that Cassius was dead.

Rocco said Dante broke a lot of rules for him. That’s why his mom didn’t want to tell Dante what happened, because of the position it would put him in. Dante said one day, if Rocco became a father, he’d get it. Nothing mattered but keeping your kids safe. Rocco said everything Dante did was because he loved him, and Dante said he was finally catching on. Rocco said he was angry and scared and said things he shouldn’t have when he should have been saying, thank you, and they hugged.

Danny went to see Brennan and asked if he could talk to him. Did the WSB want to know who shot Director Cullum even though he was dead? His dad didn’t do it, but he knew who did.

Sonny said, Josslyn was working for the WSB? How? When did this happen? Carly said, about a year ago. And how? Why? Because of them and a lifetime of bad decisions.

Lulu pulled into the hospital parking lot and said she couldn’t believe Charlotte had eavesdropped, but Charlotte said she’d just heard Lulu and Laura talking. Lulu said, but then she stayed even though she knew she shouldn’t be hearing it, and she repeated it to Danny of all people. And this was after Charlotte heard her say no one could know. Charlotte said she wasn’t sorry. If she hadn’t listened in, who knew if Lulu would have told her the truth. Rocco had been acting weird and distant, the vibe between Lulu and Dante was bad, and Danny’s father was gone because he supposedly shot the man Rocco had shot, and she was there for all of it. Lulu said once they saw Ethan was okay, they’d talk. Then Charlotte could tell her everything she knew about her father’s stay in Port Charles.

Sonny said he was sorry and asked if there was any way to get Josslyn out, but Carly said the WSB didn’t care about its agents as people, just weapons they could use. He said it wasn’t right, and she agreed. A car pulled up, and Valentin got out. Carly ran to him and they kissed.

Josslyn said she’d just apologized to her uncle for manipulating him and he’d asked if she’d do it again. Vaughn asked if she told him the truth, and she said, yeah. She lied and she used people, but being an agent wasn’t about what was right or wrong. It was about doing what was necessary. He said, look at the rookie who’s not a rookie anymore. Welcome to the club, Agent Jax.

Cassius asked if his mother and Josslyn were okay, but Z said he wasn’t cleared for that information. He was a prisoner being held for jeopardizing national security, nuclear conspiracy, kidnapping, and murder. Cassius said Cullum was lying, and Z said Cullum was dead. He died a hero trying to stop Cassius. They had Josslyn’s sworn testimony. Cassius asked if Josslyn said he’d done this, and Z said, indeed she did. He was going to be charged with multiple crimes and would likely face the death penalty. Or Cassius could work for him.

Tuesday:

Brook and Chase took Phoebe to the pool, and Brook said Sidwell left Deception with one hell of a PR nightmare, but this was just what the doctor ordered.

Also at the pool, Jacinda said she felt guilty playing hooky, but Michael said she was with the boss. They kissed, and he was surprised to see Chase. He wondered why Chase wasn’t busy trying to exonerate Willow.

Tracy was on the phone in the hospital boardroom, when Willow walked in. Tracy told her to get out.

Emma came home to find Gio playing guitar using a broom, and they kissed.

Jack asked if Danny was going to tell him who shot Cullum.

Rocco hoped Dante could forgive him, but Dante said there was nothing to forgive. Charlotte and Lulu came in arguing because Lulu hadn’t let Charlotte go to Valentin outside the hospital. Lulu said Valentin was a fugitive who’d put Charlotte’s life in danger.

Josslyn woke to find Carly by her bedside.

Dante went to make a call to find out what was going on with Valentin, and Charlotte said Lulu couldn’t stop her from seeing her own father. Lulu said he’d be sent back to Steinmauer, and Charlotte said he was her dad. She loved him and it hurt her to be away from him. Lulu said she was just trying to keep Charlotte safe, when Dante came back and said Valentin had been released with a full pardon. No criminal charges. Charlotte said her father wasn’t a fugitive anymore and thought it must have been because he’d exposed Cullum. Dante wondered how she knew, and Lulu said Valentin had been in Port Charles this entire time. Dante asked if Charlotte had been in touch with him, and she said, yep. Rocco said it hadn’t been easy for her to lie, and Dante said, Rocco knew about this too?

Emma thanked Gio for cleaning things up, and he said he got groceries too. All of Anna’s favorites. Emma said her grandma would appreciate it, and he said it was important everything be perfect for Anna’s homecoming. She said part of her wondered if Anna was ever coming home, but he said Anna was strong and could conquer anything. They kissed, and he said it must be where Emma got it from.

Michael told Jacinda about the trip log in Willow’s car placing her on Route 91 at the time of Jordan’s accident, and she said it sounded convenient. Almost like someone had arranged it.

Chase told Brooke that Alexis had reached out and everything was moving along nicely with the adoption. The birth father’s paperwork had been certified.

Willow told Tracy that she wasn’t leaving. She held an advisory position as district representative and the board was set to discuss enrolling the hospital in her affordable childcare program. She was there to assist and answer their questions. Tracy said Willow could drop the saintly act. She knew exactly who Willow was and exactly what she was capable of.

Josslyn said she was fine, but Carly said that was an overstatement. Josslyn said she was sorry she’d locked Carly in that room, but she hadn’t wanted her to get hurt. Carly said she was glad this was over, that Cullum was dead, and Josslyn’s mission was finished, but Josslyn said she wasn’t leaving the WSB.

Danny said his dad hadn’t shot Cullum, but Jack said he couldn’t just take Danny’s word for it. Danny said Cullum was about to murder someone. If he hadn’t been shot, innocent people would be dead. Jack said he needed a name or evidence, and Danny said, it was Rocco Falconari.

Charlotte said she’d sworn Rocco to secrecy, when the doorbell rang. Charlotte opened the door to Valentin, and they hugged.

Tracy ran down the list of where Willow had shown her true colors, but Willow said Tracy was distorting things as usual. Tracy said Chase was a good man, and if Willow thought she could help herself to him anytime she wanted, she was sadly mistaken.

Michael agreed that it seemed too convenient, and Jacinda asked if a car’s trip log could be hacked. He said, it could, but if someone set Willow up, it wasn’t him.

Brook asked if Chase had heard from Willow, but he said Willow had a lot on her plate. ADA Turner was like a dog with a bone when it came to Willow. He’d thought she just had an ax to grind, but evidence had come to light suggesting Willow was at the scene of Jordan’s accident and drove away, leaving Jordan and Curtis to die.

Jack said, that would explain some things that didn’t add up, and Danny said his dad probably told Britt to protect Rocco. Jack asked if he had any evidence, but Danny said, no. Rocco had admitted it to him. He didn’t want Rocco punished, but it was unfair that his dad was paying for something he didn’t do. Jack said Cullum was dead and he didn’t think the WSB was going to care about the pier shooting anymore. He didn’t know what they were going to do with Danny’s father, but he did know Danny pursuing this wasn’t going to free him and would cause problems for Rocco. He needed to drop this. Danny said, no, but Jack said he needed to let it go. Danny asked if he could at least get a letter to his dad, and Jack said he’d get back to him. He knew it was hard for Danny to have had this conversation, but if it was any consolation, when things were that hard, it was usually because it was the right thing to do. His father would be proud of him. Danny left.

Charlotte asked if it was really over, and Valentin said it was. He was sorry to drop by announced, but wanted to tell her personally. Charlotte said he could have told them earlier at GH. She was there, but her mom wouldn’t let her go to him. Lulu said Ethan was in the hospital, but no one had told her anything about Valentin’s situation, so she’d decided to play it safe. Valentin wanted to go somewhere to catch up, but Lulu said she didn’t think so.

As Emma wrapped a gift, Gio told her that Tracy had asked him to leave Sonny’s and live at the Quartermaine’s, but he wasn’t ready, so he came there. Tracy had been worried about that Sidwell guy being on the loose. According to the news, he’d been caught, so Gio wasn’t sure where that left things, and Emma said pressure from Tracy was never fun. He said, but this time, it wasn’t just Tracy.

Willow said she and Chase were friends, and Tracy said one of her closest friends was Chase’s father. Which was why she was going to talk some sense into his son before he got more tangled in her web. Willow said Tracy was the only person straining Brook and Chase’s marriage.

Chase told Brook that Willow was being framed.

Jacinda said she supposed two things could be true. Willow’s trip log was convenient, but she didn’t put it past Willow to flee the scene. Michael said not stopping to help was more of a moral failing than an actual crime, and she said it was still a bad look, especially for a politician. If she could do that, Willow might be the type of person who could shoot her husband in the back twice. Maybe the court of public opinion should stop looking at him and look closer at Willow.

Charlotte said Valentin wasn’t a fugitive anymore and it was safe now, but Lulu said she was still Charlotte’s mother. Charlotte said Valentin was her father, and Dante suggested he, Rocco, and Charlotte go to the pool so Lulu and Valentin could talk. Her dad wasn’t going anywhere. Valentin suggested he and Charlotte catch up later. He and her mother had a lot to get straight.

Carly said Josslyn almost died because of the WSB. Did she want to die? Josslyn said, no, and Carly asked why she couldn’t leave this job behind. Josslyn said, because she’d succeeded. She’d done her job and taken Cullum down. She wanted to do good in the world and help people. Carly wanted her to hate the WSB, but she didn’t. Carly said she couldn’t watch Josslyn do this. She wouldn’t survive losing another child.

Tracy said she was protecting her granddaughter and her family, which Willow wouldn’t understand. Maybe the cult would take her back. She was definitely leadership material by now. Willow asked if the best Tracy could do was shame her for being exploited as a teenager. How old was Tracy when she ran down her daughter-in-law, or kidnapped her son, or left her father on the floor grasping at his heart? Was she an impressionable child or a full-blown adult? Tracy said she got it. Willow was good by comparison. Okay. Prove it.

Brook wondered, who would frame Willow? and Chase said he thought they knew the answer to that. He looked over at Michael.

Jacinda said they did make a sweet family and asked if it gave Michael any second thoughts about breaking them up. Dante, Rocco, and Danny came in, and Charlotte went to say hi to Danny. She told Danny about her dad being free and the charges being dropped, and hugged him.

At a table, Dante said he was glad he and Rocco talked a little bit. He felt like they were in a better place. Rocco said him too, and Dante said he wasn’t happy about Rocco keeping Charlotte’s dad a secret. She could have gotten hurt. When Valentin was in the equation, anything could happen. Rocco said he was sorry. It was stupid, but he felt for Charlotte. She’d been going through the same thing with their mom and Valentin that he was going through with Dante, their mom, and Britt.

Gio said Sonny agreed he should live somewhere else, at least for the time being, and Emma said Sonny agreeing with Tracy was significant. She thought she felt the same way when her grandma asked that she leave her in France. He said, Anna wouldn’t lie to her, and she said, Sonny wouldn’t lie to him. When somebody cared about you that much, you’d do anything they asked.

Josslyn told Carly that she joined the WSB because of what happened to Morgan and Dex, and because men like Cullum and Sidwell and yes, Sonny, made their living through violence. She was presented with an opportunity to do something about that and she grabbed it. She knew that becoming an agent had allowed her to protect people and she was kind of good at it. She wasn’t giving it up. Carly said, even if it got her killed? but Josslyn said walking down the street or getting in her car could get her killed. Carly said the risk was infinitely higher, but Josslyn said it was a risk she was willing to take. Her eyes were wide open. Nobody was forcing her into this. She chose it. Carly said that was a debatable opinion, and Josslyn said the WSB wasn’t perfect. Cullum was proof of that. But wasn’t that all the more reason they needed people like her? All she was asking was that Carly try and understand it, because Carly was her mother and she didn’t want to lose her over this.

Lulu said Charlotte told her that Valentin was in Port Charles for months, and he said he’d contacted her, but just to let her know he was safe. She’d come to him and he did everything he could to make sure she was safe. The lightbulb came on, and Lulu said, the blizzard. Charlotte wasn’t trying to get to her horse. She was trying to get to him. She could have died because he’d encouraged her. He said he did no such thing. It was over and he wanted his daughter back.

Michael said the last thing he wanted was for Brook to be hurt, but this was about more than just Brook, and Jacinda said there was a new baby in the family. How could he not be thinking of his own? He said it killed him being away from Daisy, and that pain was worse lately. She celebrated her first birthday in June. He’d send Jacinda the video later. She said it sounded like Daisy was happy, and he said, and safe. They couldn’t prove it, but he still suspected Willow had targeted Daisy. He was doing this for his kids. She said Willow wouldn’t have many people left in her corner if it was true about her bailing on the accident, when Chase approached and said that must have been what Michael was hoping for when he framed her.

Tracy told Willow to stay out of her granddaughter’s life and stop calling on Chase for support, but Willow said she didn’t ask Chase to come to the police station. He did that on his own because he cared. Tracy asked why she was at the police station, and Willow said, apparently, she was a suspect in Curtis and Jordan’s car accident. Tracy laughed and said, of course (🍷) she was. Was there any end to her reign of terror? Willow said she didn’t do it, and Tracy said she didn’t jump in the lake either. Willow said someone altered the travel log on her car. They wanted to make it seem like she was there that night so they could… Oh my God. It was you.

Danny said he was happy for Charlotte. It was amazing that her father was back. She said she only wished his was too, but he said, it may never happen. She asked what he meant, and he said he told Chief Brennan that it was Rocco who shot Cullum and Brennan didn’t care.

Dante said Rocco and Charlotte wanted to spend time with the people they cared about and Rocco knew it would probably piss off his mom. He got it, to a point. When he was Rocco’s age, he thought he knew everything about everything, but he didn’t. Neither did Rocco. That’s why it was important that they were honest with each other moving forward. Rocco said there was something Dante should know, but didn’t want him to jump into cop mode, and Dante said he promised not to take any action unless he told Rocco first. Rocco said, Charlotte told Danny that he’d shot Cullum.

Josslyn said the hardest part of this hadn’t been the training or missions, but keeping it from Carly. She’d hated it. Carly asked what kind of life it was not being able to be truthful to the people she loved, always holding something back, but Josslyn said the secret was out now. Everybody knew. Carly said the danger didn’t go away, but Josslyn said it was the life she’d chosen. If Carly couldn’t support that, she understood, but she couldn’t fight with Carly about this anymore. Carly said she’d prayed all night long that Josslyn was going to make it and she’d get to tell her that she loved her. She knew if she fought Josslyn on this that she’d lose her and that would kill her. She wasn’t okay with this and didn’t know if she ever would be, but she did get why Josslyn was doing it and maybe that was enough. Josslyn cried and said Carly had no idea how much that meant to her, but Carly said she thought she did. Josslyn said she loved Carly, and Carly said she loved Josslyn, so, so much. She kissed the top of Josslyn’s head, when Jack walked in and said it looked like Carly got a happy ending after all.

Valentin said he’d prefer avoiding family court, so he was offering Lulu a compromise. Joint custody, 50/50. Lulu asked if he was out of his mind. Charlotte’s home was here in this house with her. He said Lulu still had this fantasy that she could cut him out of his daughter’s life, but it wasn’t going to happen. Not now. Not ever. He wasn’t her problem. Neither was Charlotte, nor the fact that he was finally free. The problem was Lulu.

Rocco told Dante that Charlotte said Danny deserved to know the truth, but Dante said the more people who knew, the harder it would be to keep it quiet. Rocco said Danny was pissed, but he didn’t think Danny would say anything.

Charlotte said she couldn’t believe Danny was so mad that he turned Rocco in. He’d completely betrayed her trust. Danny said he was sorry, but he’d had to give Brennan a name. Even after he did, Brennan said there was nothing he could do about it and to drop it. She said that didn’t mean Brennan would. He was a professional liar. Danny said he had to try. She had her father back and Rocco had his parents. His dad was all he had. He understood if he lost her too. She said she could never hate him. The truth was, if it were her dad, she would have done the same thing.

Lulu said, how dare Valentin accuse her of being the problem? It was him who kept Charlotte a secret from her during the majority of Charlotte’s childhood. He said, in a few short years, Charlotte would be 18, legally an adult and independent. Lulu had better find a way to coexist with him. If she didn’t, he had no doubt who Charlotte was going to choose. News flash. It wasn’t going to be her. He walked out.

Willow said, of course (🍷) it was Tracy. Who else had the motive or resources or the cold, shriveled up heart needed to make her look guilty of leaving people to die in a car wreck? Tracy flashed back to Brook saying she was raised to fight for what mattered and that was exactly what she was doing. Her husband and the family they were creating were all that mattered.

Chase said Michael was setting Willow up again, but it wasn’t going to work this time, and Michael said Chase could believe what he wanted to, but it wasn’t him. Jacinda asked if they could please not do this again, and Chase said she was right. It wasn’t worth it. Michael said Brook was his cousin and he cared about her, and Chase said so did he. Michael said, then be smart. They had Phoebe and the family they’d always dreamed of. Don’t throw it away for Willow.

Jack said he had to ask Carly to step out. He and Josslyn needed to have a classified conversation. Josslyn said it was fine, and Carly told Jack, you son of a bitch. You will pay for this. She left, and Jack closed the door and the blinds.

Wednesday:

Dante met Laura at the MetroCourt Gardens and she said she had good news. Anna was home.

Outside Anna’s apartment, Felicia said they were finally home, and Anna said it was surreal. Felicia said Anna was never going back, not if she had anything to say about it, and they went into the apartment. Mac, Emma, and Gio yelled, surprise! and Emma hugged Anna.

At the pool, Trina worked on her showcase list, and Kai asked her to chill for a while. Trina agreed, when Portia walked in with Isaiah.

Curtis told Jordan that his lawyer advised him to take a plea deal of two years in prison.

Lucas was sleeping on Elizabeth’s couch, and Ric suggested they help him get started on his hangover since he’d interrupted their romantic evening. He lobbed a pillow at Lucas, who asked what he was doing there. Ric said, excellent question.

At the MetroCourt Gardens, Turner told Molly that it all turned out fine, except that Sidwell threatened to kill her. Now she couldn’t prosecute him, so she wanted Molly to take over.

In Sonny’s old kitchen, Carly and the moss bowl🎍were happy that Valentin was back. He said, not only back, free and clear, and they kissed. Carly fretted about Josslyn staying in the WSB, but Valentin said at least they could be open and honest with each other. He didn’t have to hide in the attic anymore. They kissed again, when Sonny walked in and said, out of all the mistakes Carly had made, this had to be the absolute worst.

Anna said she was amazed things were still in one piece, but Gio said they had to replace one of her end tables after Fizz🐶chewed the legs. Anna wondered who Fizz🐶was, and Gio said it was Sonny’s dog. Emma said she’d also broke the mug she’d made for Anna when she was ten, but she made her a new one. Anna said she’d love it. It wasn’t the items you missed, but the people. That’s what really mattered.

Dante said he’d be happy to hand Anna the keys to her office when she was ready, and Laura said he’d done a terrific job during a really rough time. He said he was ready to focus on his family, and she asked how things were going with Rocco. Dante said it was a struggle, but at least the threat of Cullum was no longer there, and Laura said she’d yet to get a straight answer from the WSB. He said he was sorry for not being there when everything went down, but she said he didn’t have to apologize for putting his family first. He was a great dad to her grandson and she was grateful.

Portia and Trina exchanged pleasantries, and Portia and Isaiah got a table. Trina told Kai that it was a little awkward, but she was glad her mom respected her boundaries.

Curtis said there was the possibility of parole in eight months, but Jordan said he shouldn’t have to serve any time at all. He said they intended to argue that he was justified in punching Isaiah because Isaiah knowingly left them injured after a crash, and she added that Isaiah had provoked him by questioning his fitness as a father. He said it fell under the provocation umbrella, but now there was evidence Willow might be the driver, and she said that meant his defense was shaky, but it hadn’t been proven it was Willow. He said, given the severity of Isaiah’s injuries and the consequences for his patients, his attorney was convinced he may end up serving even more time, and she said, if he took the plea, he could miss out on the birth of his child and the first eight months of their life. He said he’d already missed out on that with Trina, and it would kill him.

Carly said Sonny should have knocked, but he said he had. He guessed she was distracted. She asked what he wanted, and he said he wanted to see the moss bowl🎍and get the story on the new fugitive in their daughter’s life. Valentin said he’d been granted a clean slate. He and Carly could see each other whenever and wherever they wanted.

Lucas apologized and said he should go, but Elizabeth said he wasn’t going anywhere. Ric said, fine. He had a meeting to get to anyway. Elizabeth kissed him and he left, and Lucas asked how bad he’d embarrassed himself. She said he may have one or two regrets.

Molly said she was honored Turner would trust her with such a high profile case, and Turner said Molly’s work was excellent and she was most likely to secure a conviction. Molly asked if it shouldn’t be a slam-dunk, and Turner said, normally, but Sidwell could afford a whole school of sharks to defend him. They’d probably claim entrapment. Molly said she did love a challenge, and Turner said, before Molly agreed, she should know they were fast-tracking the case and she’d need to start right away. She had a choice to make. Promote her book or prosecute the biggest case of her legal career. (Well, she could write a book about the case afterward and it would probably be a best seller.)

Anna thanked Gio, and he said he loved Emma. Anna said it was rare that Emma allowed herself to lean on someone. She was sorry she’d worried Emma so much. Gio said she was home now and was better. Emma couldn’t be happier. Anna said she’d missed Emma, and Gio said Emma missed her too. For the record, so did he. They hugged.

Carly asked what the big deal was. It wasn’t the first time she and Sonny had disagreed on the other’s romantic partner. Valentin said, starting with their mutual ex-wife Nina, and Sonny said he thought Brennan was bad, but this guy was on a whole other level. Along with Ava, he’d been responsible for messing with Sonny’s medication. Valentin said he was sorry. If he had it to do over, he wouldn’t, but they were where they were now. Sonny said he didn’t live in the past, but didn’t forget it either, and Valentin asked Carly, how about her? She said they were going to have a long conversation about it later, and Sonny said he still saw a Cassadine. Valentin asked if he didn’t sleep with Alexis, and Sonny asked why Carly would get involved with someone like this. Valentin said because he made excellent Coq au Vin, and Carly said, and if it weren’t for Valentin, Josslyn would be dead.

Curtis said he didn’t believe it was Willow, but Jordan said the police had evidence. He said he didn’t want to speak bad about Michael, but Michael was more than capable of setting Willow up. So were Tracy and Sonny. She said they’d have to prove it was a set-up before his trial, and he said he’d reach out to Nina. She said there was also Chase. He’d gone to the wall for Willow before. Chances were, he’d do it again. He said if he could remove Willow from the equation, he could still make a compelling case against Isaiah. He didn’t have a plan yet, but knew the two of them could come up with something.

Ric apologized to Isaiah for being late and said he understood Isaiah needed a personal injury attorney. Isaiah said he had a criminal case coming up against Curtis Ashford, but also wanted to explore the possibility of a civil suit.

Lucas told Elizabeth that he’d never been more embarrassed. Except for the time he got drunk and threw up on Marco. It was the night they met. Elizabeth said she knew how much Lucas missed him. Was that what last night was about? He said he’d already been having a hard time, but yesterday, he found out something that made it even worse.

Gio said he had to start his shift at the pool, and Anna suggested Emma go with him and relax. She needed a nap and they could catch up later. Gio and Emma left, and Anna said that went for Mac and Felicia too. She needed time to herself.

Sonny said Valentin had been living under the same roof as their daughter, but Carly said Donna had been in no danger because of him. Valentin said Sonny’s place was firebombed, and Carly pulled Sonny aside and said she’d minimized any risk. She needed Valentin’s help to get Josslyn out of the WSB and get back at Jack for recruiting her. It was the whole reason they broke up. Sonny asked why she hadn’t come to him, and she said he knew how Josslyn felt about him, and Valentin knew all about the WSB. He was the only person she could count on and he really came through for her.

Martin met Laura for lunch at the Gardens and said he’d pick up the tab. The case in Reno had been very lucrative. Landing that job was a real stroke of luck. Laura said, it wasn’t luck. It was Jenz Sidwell.

Molly said she knew Turner thought she should stay and prosecute Sidwell, and Turner said she would, but she didn’t have Molly’s passion for writing. Molly said she had a passion for the law too. Right now, they felt equally important. Could she take 24-hours? Turner said, perfect. There was another factor she might consider. Sidwell was a powerful and dangerous man. Molly said she’d been around men like that her whole life, but Turner said she’d never prosecuted one. This put her in Sidwell’s crosshairs. If it weren’t for Sonny… Molly said her uncle had a heroic streak, but it surprised her that he’d put his life on the line for the ADA. He must have thought the reward outweighed the risk. Sidwell created one conflict of interest by taking Turner hostage. But by saving her life, Sonny created another. Now she couldn’t prosecute him either. He managed to disarm two enemies at once. Sidwell and Turner.

Anna said she appreciated Mac and Felicia so much, but she hadn’t had any privacy in a very long time. James must be missing them. Felicia said he was going to have a million questions, especially about the man he thought was his father. Anna said it was settled then, and Felicia said she’d call Anna later. Mac and Felicia left.

Ric said he was surprised Portia had reached out. She was pretty irate when he’d gotten Heather Webber released. Portia said she was still irate about that, but Ric had given her good legal advice and she was hoping for the same for Isaiah. Ric said he’d do his best.

Emma and Gio found Trina and Kai at the pool, and Emma said she had amazing news. Her grandma was back from France and hadn’t escaped this time. Kai asked how Anna was doing, and Emma said, good. She seemed a lot like her old self. Trina hugged Emma, and Gio asked what Ric was doing with Trina’s mom and Dr. Gannon. Trina said, what? and looked over at them.

Elizabeth said, Britt spent the last five years thinking she was dying? and Lucas said he was the one who pressured Marco into helping her. Marco was murdered over a few vials of saline. She said he couldn’t know that. He, Marco, and Britt were the victims. Don’t blame himself. He cried and said it was hard not to. Marco’s death was so senseless. He’d have to live with that for the rest of his life.

Martin said, while Sidwell was blackmailing Laura, Sidwell sent him down the rabbit hole chasing after this payday to get her alone, but Laura said she wasn’t alone. She had Sonny. They worked together and now Sidwell was awaiting trial for attempted murder. He asked if this meant Doc and Ace could come home, and she said she wished. Doc already started the summer semester in Dublin, but she couldn’t wait for him to get home.

Turner told Molly, if Sonny was ever prosecuted, it had occurred to her people would think she was going easy on him because he’d saved her life. She’d have to hand that one off too, but she’d advise from the sidelines. When she’d come to Port Charles, she’d thought about what it would be like to take down Sonny Corinthos all by herself. Molly said it was every prosecutor’s dream, and Turner said, but then things don’t always work out the way you plan.

Sonny said, so Josslyn was still with the WSB, and Carly said, if the choice was between the WSB and a coffin, she’d live with the WSB. Valentin risked everything. He risked his freedom and his life to expose Cullum. And as much as she hated them, the WSB showed up in the nick of time because of Valentin. Sonny asked if Josslyn knew about them, and Carly said, yeah. Sonny asked if Josslyn was okay with that, and Valentin said he was growing on her a little bit. He’d heard Sidwell was behind bars because of Sonny. Sonny said, if it were up to him, Sidwell would be 6-feet under. Cullum got what he deserved after he’d done to firebombed the apartment. He was the reason their son almost died.

Dante banged on Anna’s door and said, police! Open up! She told him to come in, and they hugged. He asked how it felt to be back, and she said it was better now that he was there. Tell her what he had on Cassius.

Laura said it was important to keep this quiet because the public didn’t know she was compromised, and Martin said nobody listened to him, but fine, done. Was there anything else he could do for her? Was Tracy still bothering her? Laura laughed and said, no, but she had a very dear friend who found himself in a very difficult legal situation.

Jordan told Curtis that if she was in his position, she’d want to fight, but was it worth the gamble? Curtis said part of him understood the deal wasn’t unreasonable. He’d hit Isaiah, who didn’t even fight back, and his hand may be permanently damaged. While he still maintained he was provoked, maybe he could live with the plea deal. Maybe he even deserved it. Jordan said he was ex-law enforcement and eight months wasn’t a walk in the park. Passing up the chance to fight to be with his child could make it feel like an eternity. Was that something he’d be okay with? He said, no. If it was just about him, he might take the plea deal, but this was for his child’s sake. He’d take his chance in court.

Trina wondered if her dad knew Isaiah and Portia were talking to a lawyer, but Emma said, it could be about anything. Trina said, or it could mean Isaiah was trying to escalate things. Maybe she should just… Kai looked at her, and she said she was being sucked back into her parents’ lives again.

Ric said it sounded like there was a pretty strong criminal case against Curtis, and Isaiah said he’d also like to seek personal damages. He wasn’t being vindictive, but felt he deserved compensation. Portia said there was a strong possibility Isaiah may never be able to perform surgery again, and Isaiah said he’d spent years learning to master a specific skill, one that not many doctors could provide. If he could no longer provide that skill, it would be tough for him to get over, and that was all on Curtis.

Carly said, Cullum was responsible for bombing Sonny’s apartment and the attempted hit in L.A.? and Sonny said Brick didn’t have definitive proof, but they both knew it was him. Cullum may not be a problem, but Valentin had a lot of enemies. She wouldn’t be safe. Carly said she trusted Sonny, but she wasn’t changing her mind, and Sonny said he hoped it worked out for her. He left, and Valentin said Sonny was right that he had enemies. She said, who didn’t? If he was trying to scare her away, he was too late. She put her arms around him.

Anna said, Cassius was dead? How? Was Dante sure? Dante said the WSB was being skimpy with the details, but it sounded like he was involved in the shootout that took out a bunch of their agents, including Cullum. She said Cullum was directly under Z, and Dante said he guessed the Bureau was reeling from the fallout. She asked if Cassius had been working with Sidwell this whole time, and he said, yeah. She said she owed Dante an apology. She thought she’d vetted Cassius and was completely fooled by him. At the time, she was convinced he was Nathan. He said they all were, but she said she should have dug deeper. Him not remembering anything after he’d been shot was all too convenient. Dante said they’d wanted so badly for their friend to be alive, they believed things they shouldn’t have. He didn’t expect this guy to get into the system and swap out his fingerprints for Nathan’s. She said it made sense. Cassius was raised by Faison. He knew his father well enough to convince her that Faison was alive. He was the reason she was put in a mental institution and she lost months of her life.

Walking into the secret apartment, Turner said, if it wasn’t the man who saved her life, and Sonny said he couldn’t take credit since he was the reason she’d been in danger in the first place. She said he was right. She was furious. Maybe she should go. He said, wait. She couldn’t be that mad since she’d given him a kiss that day. She said she shouldn’t have. That was risky with the cops around. He said there weren’t any cops around right now, she said, good point, and they kissed.

Lucas said he was glad he ended up at Elizabeth’s. He’d apologize to Ric again. Elizabeth said Ric would get over it, and he said, if she ever needed it, there was always a spot on his couch for her. She said she hoped she never had to take him up on that, but it was nice to know she had an insurance policy. Eat. He said, yes, Nurse Ratched.

Martin went to see Curtis and said his sister told him about Curtis’s case. It sounded like he could use a second opinion.

Ric said if Isaiah wanted to pursue a civil suit, he was confident he could get a substantial amount of money, and Isaiah said he might not get back his surgical career, but at least it was something. Ric said it would be pretty fraught with Curtis being the father of Portia’s children, but Portia said she was totally on board.

Valentin asked if Carly was sure she was okay with what happened between him and Sonny in the past, and she said she wasn’t okay with it, but she wasn’t involved with that man. She was involved with him. She wouldn’t have gotten through any of this without him. He said, sure she would have. They’d come a long way since he’d shown up there. She’d tried to club him with a fire poker. She said she’d wanted him out of there as fast as possible, and he said, what about now? She said she never wanted him to leave and kissed him.

Dante left, and when Anna closed the door, Peter August said, it’s good to be home, isn’t it? Now she could finally get her revenge.

Thursday:

At the pool on the phone, Lucy turned down a blind date and tried to make a real estate deal. She saw Chase, who said he was hoping to run into her. He wanted to ask about the statement she gave the PCPD about Willow.

Lucas found Elizabeth in the kitchen and she told him that she’d checked in with work on her phone and it said Jack Brennan had been released from Turning Woods. It said he walked out on his own. How was that true?

Nina told Willow that she’d already lost Jay once. Now she felt like she’d lost him all over again. She’d believed she had a living, breathing miracle, but it turned out to be just a con. What a great performance. Willow said the last thing Nina needed was dealing with Drew, so she’d take care of him on her own, but Nina said Willow was her daughter and she loved her. This is where she needed to be.

Sonny said he knew emotions were running high, but Turner kissing him so close to the cops was a risky move. What was she thinking? She kissed him again.

Martin said he was sorry for everything Jordan had been through, but she said she was more concerned about Curtis and what happened at the MetroCourt. Martin said he’d be more than happy to give them his legal opinion, but wanted to hear all the details first, and Curtis said he wouldn’t be taking the plea deal. He wanted his day in court.

Tracy told Brook that she’d just been stuck in a conference room with Willow, and Brook asked if she’d meddled again. Tracy said she didn’t have to. Brook had done enough meddling for both of them.

Willow said she wasn’t involved in Jordan’s car accident, and Nina said the PCPD’s actions were bordering on harassment. Chase would help them. Willow said when she was arrested for what she’d done to Drew, Chase would never help her again, but Nina said they’d make sure that didn’t happen. Willow said she kept catching Drew flexing his fingers. His mobility was coming back. Nina asked, when was his last shot? and Willow said, this morning, but she didn’t have much left. Nina said they had to get more.

Lucy said she didn’t have anything against Willow, but thought it was her civic duty to come forward, and Chase said, the accident was months ago. Lucy said she hadn’t realized Willow was at the Quartermaines the same night she was. When she did, she went right to the police. She saw Willow tear down the driveway and figured she and Michael had another big fight. He asked if Michael told her that, but she said she hadn’t discussed it with Michael at all.

Tracy told Brook that Willow said she was being framed for leaving the scene of Jordan’s accident. In Willow’s mind, she and Michael had the means and motive to make that happen. She knew she didn’t do it and she was pretty sure Michael didn’t do it. Brook said, then who cares? but Tracy said she had to wonder if someone else had the means and motive, and a third suspect came to mind. Brook. Brook said she’d asked Tracy to stay out of this, and Tracy asked how Brook could be so reckless, framing Willow for something she did.

Turner told Sonny that it wasn’t every day someone saved her life. She guessed she lost her head for a moment. He said he wasn’t complaining about the kiss, but she was the ADA, looking to keep her job, and she knew what he was. She said, coffee importer? and he said nobody could know about them. She asked if it occurred to him that somebody already did.

Martin said he still had to do his due diligence, and asked if they could just review the circumstances. Curtis had been charged with assault. Jordan’s phone rang and she stepped away, and Martin told Curtis, start at the beginning. Jordan answered and Sidwell asked if she had a minute for her old boss.

Elizabeth told Lucas that Willow hadn’t yet scheduled communication assistance for Drew, yet Brennan had already packed his bags and left Turning Woods. Lucas said it seemed highly unlikely that Brennan made a full recovery that fast, and she said, highly unlikely? He said, fine. Unheard of. People don’t recover from a massive stroke and locked in syndrome in months. She said, most don’t recover at all. Look at Drew. Willow insisted on caring for him at home… Maybe that was the difference.

Willow said just being arrested would be enough for Michael to come after the kids again, but Nina said they’d be ready for him. Willow said Michael had the upper hand, but Nina said they had their own resources. They could grab the kids and run. Willow said she wasn’t making her kids fugitives, and even if she did, Michael would find them. She needed to take control of the situation, and as much as she hated it, the best way was with the help of Chief Brennan.

Jordan said she had to step out and told Martin that she’d do whatever it took to help Curtis. She left, and Martin said he didn’t know how Jordan could help if she hadn’t witnessed the assault. Curtis said she hadn’t, but she was the reason it happened.

Brook said she’d wanted Chase to see Willow for who she was and realized she could frame Willow, who didn’t have an alibi. Tracy said they didn’t want scrutiny. They wanted the accident to go away. Brook said, it seemed like a good idea when Lucy suggested it, and Tracy said, Brook thought she could make a bad situation better by setting it on fire? That’s what she did when she took Lucy’s advice.

Chase asked why Lucy had been at the Quartermaines, and she said, Deception business. He said, so she was there to see Tracy, but she said she had a meeting with Brook. He said, but Brook wasn’t home. She was at Charlie’s for Gio’s performance. Lucy said they met before Brook left.

Jack said, forgive him if he was on edge. The last time he was there, he had a massive stroke and Nina stabbed him with a needle. Nina reminded him that it was an accident, and Willow said, please tell her that he brought the proof Drew misappropriated federal funds. They were running out of time. Jack said he had some bad news.

Elizabeth asked if Lucas remembered her saying how strange it was that two healthy men had massive strokes, ended up with locked-in syndrome, and were both in the same house. What were the odds? Lucas said it was very unlikely. Did she think there was an environmental cause? She said she didn’t know. They couldn’t rule it out, especially since Drew wasn’t making any progress, but Brennan made a miraculous recovery in a different location. If they’d had a reaction to a toxin or substance in the house, Drew was still being exposed to it.

Tracy asked if Brook confessed to Lucy that she was the other driver, but Brook said, no. Tracy was overreacting. Willow wasn’t going to be framed for a crime. She was just going to look bad. Tracy said she wasn’t worried about Willow. She was worried about Brook. Brook said she did it for her husband. She wanted Willow to fall off the pedestal he had her on. Tracy asked if she hadn’t made it clear that she’d help Brook any way she could, and Brook said she had, but she’d also made it clear she had no faith in Brook’s marriage. So why would she help save it?

Sonny asked if Turner thought Sidwell was on to them, but she said, no. He’d had no reason to expect her to be at the gallery. But she got the feeling he was sensing something when Sonny called her Justine on the phone. Sonny said, even if that was the case, Sidwell had no proof or credibility. The worst he could do was push her buttons when she prosecuted. She said she wouldn’t be the one prosecuting. Sidwell was going to be tried in two separate cases. One for shooting Lucas Jones and one for holding her and Ava hostage. Since she was technically one of his victims, it was a conflict of interest in both cases. Sonny asked, so who was going to do it? and she said she chose Molly Lansing-Davis. Molly hadn’t formally accepted and it meant canceling her leave, but the high-profile cases would be good for her career. Sonny said he wasn’t so sure. Sidwell had a way of getting rid of his problems, and now she’d made his niece one of them.

Jordan met Sidwell in the interrogation room, and he said, after reflecting, he’d put some pieces together. There was only one person who knew he owned the house he was hiding out in. That one person was her. She must have given his location to the police. She admitted she did, and he said he’d been nothing but good to her. How could she sell him out like that? She said she’d been working undercover the whole time.

Tracy said of course (🍷) she would have helped Brook, but Brook said Tracy would have told her to cut Chase loose, but she loved him. Tracy said maybe she’d rushed to judgment when she saw Willow and Chase at the boathouse, but Willow had her claws in him and she didn’t like how Chase put her needs ahead of his family. Brook said it upset her too, but Willow was a master manipulator. She just wanted to set up a situation where Chase saw Willow for who she really was, so he’d stop running to save her every time she called. Go ahead and say she’d made a mistake, but don’t tell her it was wrong to fight for her family.

Chase said he hadn’t realized Brook and Lucy saw each other that night, and Lucy said, since Maxie’s collapse, Deception’s stock had gone into freefall and they’d been struggling. Jenz Sidwell was a significant investor and his arrest hadn’t helped things. The good thing was, she and Brook were on the same page about everything.

Martin said he got how Curtis wanted Isaiah to pay for the role he thought Isaiah played in the accident, but it wasn’t what the law was set up to do. There was a good chance the jury would never even hear about the accident if the judge decided it was prejudicial, which it was. If he was Curtis’s lawyer, he wouldn’t be doing his job unless he strongly urged Curtis to reconsider that plea deal.

Sidwell said, no one could maintain a cover that long, and Jordan said she hadn’t done anything he hadn’t done himself. Get inside an organization – in his case, a community – and work your way up through a series of good deeds. Gain trust and gather information you could use. In her case, gather evidence she could use against him. He must have figured that out. He was always so careful not to let her near anything that might have been illegal. He said he was suspicious at first, but she won him over and made him rely on her. She was the perfect public face for his criminal enterprise. And what a beautiful face it once was and could be again.

Lucas wondered, if there was a toxin in Drew’s house, wouldn’t anybody who was there for any period of time have a reaction? but Elizabeth said, maybe it interacts with everyone’s physiology differently. He said he didn’t think there was a direct contact or airborne substance that only affected white men over 40. It was definitely a strange coincidence though, and if there was even the possibility of a toxin, they had to notify the county. She said, and Willow needed to know there was definitely something wrong with her house.

Jack said he’d gone back to his WSB office and confirmed his black box was missing. He was hoping Cullum left it behind. Nina asked why he hadn’t made a copy, but Jack said it was too risky. She said, so there was no black box, no evidence, and no paralytic drug, and Willow said Drew was going to recover and come straight for her. Jack said she could always kill him.

Sonny said Sidwell could come after Molly to get to him and if he destroyed Sonny’s brother, he got a bonus, and Turner said she’d just wanted the most qualified person to take over. He said he just wanted to protect his brother and niece, and she said she did too, but prosecuting criminals meant being willing to take on a certain amount of risk. Molly knew that well. He said there was a difference between knowing it and facing it head-on, and she said she thought that should be up to Molly. He asked if she’d just reconsider, but she said, no. He said, why? and she said public perception played into this. The whole world knew she owed Sonny a debt. She couldn’t appear to be giving him or his family any special treatment. She couldn’t even be seen talking to him anymore. He asked if she was saying she wanted this to be the last time they saw each other.

Sidwell told Jordan that she could have her beautiful face back – he snapped his fingers – like that. He was going to pull some strings and send her to the same clinic that pulled Michael Corinthos back from the brink. Their waiting list was beyond consideration and the fees they charged, oof. He was wiling to get her to the front of the line and pay for her surgery. Jordan asked what would have been in it for him, and he said he needed someone to go to Zurich, empty a few accounts, bring the money back to Port Charles. He still needed that someone. She asked if he still trusted her to do that, and he said, today was her lucky traitor day. He still really needed the cash and she could totally use that surgery. So did they have a deal?

Willow told Jack, absolutely not. They weren’t murderers. He told her, said the woman who put two in her husband’s back, and she said, whoever did that must have been driven to it and couldn’t have been thinking rationally. Nina said he was talking about murdering a man in cold blood, and he said he was just offering it as an option. He and the WSB would hate to see a good friend get expelled from congress. Nina said they all would, and he said, so it was unanimous. Everyone would like Willow to stay in place. In light of that, there was one possibility.

Martin said even if he could make it look like Isaiah provoked Curtis, that was no guarantee he’d get the result he wanted. If he was convicted, he was looking at ten years, parole maybe in two. Curtis said the plea deal included prison time. Two years with the possibility of parole in eight months. He had a child on the way. Martin said it was an awfully big risk, and Curtis said they needed to get a not guilty verdict. Was Martin the lawyer who could make that happen?

Tracy told Brook that she was sorry. She hadn’t wanted to make this harder for her. But she was sorrier that Brook put the fate of her marriage in the hands of Lucy Coe. Brook said Lucy was kind of the expert, but Tracy said, at best, Lucy was a birdbrain with a room temperature IQ. At worst, she was larcenous, calculating, and a parasite. Her brother Alan was a fool, but he was no dummy. Yet somehow, Lucy convinced him to marry her. She’d learned that underestimating Lucy was at one’s own peril. How much did it cost Brook? Brook said Lucy wanted her Deception shares, and she said, half.

Lucy said she was sorry. She thought Brook would have told Chase about the stock transfer. Chase said he was guessing she didn’t tell Tracy either, or the whole house would have heard the screams. Why did his wife give her the shares? Lucy said, it really just made good business sense. With all the instability and difficulties with Deception and the friction between her and Tracy, she and Brook decided it was best to consolidate control of the company, which needed to be in her sturdy and capable hands.

Tracy said, how could she? The point of giving Brook the shares was so they could run Deception together. Brook said she knew it was. She knew it would hurt Tracy and that was why she’d put off telling her. Tracy said, because procrastination always helps everything, and Brook said she was sorry she’d hurt Tracy, but not for giving Lucy the shares. She loved her family more than she loved any company. Tracy said she just hoped the house of cards Brook built didn’t come crashing down on top of her, and she walked out.

Chase said Lucy was now majority shareholder and must be thrilled since the company was originally her idea, and Lucy said she was thrilled that Brook had faith in her to lead the company through these very turbulent times. He said it sounded like she was in debt to Brook, but she said, no. They both agreed on the long-term value of this mutually satisfactory business arrangement.  

Martin said Curtis’s actions were inappropriate, but his story was compelling. He didn’t think the jury would root for someone who’d chose to drive away when someone else was in trouble. If they could put Jordan on the stand so the jury could see the injuries that were exacerbated when a medical doctor refused to stop, he thought he could prove Curtis was provoked past a reasonable standard of behavior. But there was a whole lot of if. Curtis had to decide if it was a risk he wanted to take. Curtis said he had. He couldn’t spend the first eight months of his child’s life in prison. He had to defend his name, for his sake and his child’s.

Jordan said, as tempting as Sidwell’s offer was, she’d pass, and Sidwell said she’d come to regret that decision. She said she only had one regret. That Sonny took him down before she had the chance to do it herself. He said but she was the one who gained his trust by pretending to be someone she wasn’t. Then she betrayed him. That was personal, almost intimate. He would find a way to pay her back in kind, to make her suffer as deeply as he did. But she could console herself and say she still had her principles, and every time she looked in the mirror at her damaged, ravaged face, she’d say, I could have been beautiful again. Jordan said she’d heal on her own, but she wouldn’t be able to live with herself if she’d done one more thing to help him. She walked out, then touched her scar. (Okay. She has a scar, but damaged and ravaged? A bit of an exaggeration.)

Turner said she didn’t want to stop seeing Sonny, but something had changed for her. At first, their relationship was something of a dare. She couldn’t trust him, so she kept her guard up. She was waiting for the day when one of them betrayed the other, but that wasn’t how she felt anymore. He asked, what changed? and she said he risked his life for her. He said he’d do it again, and she said, what happened at the gallery showed her that what they had was real. He said when they first started seeing each other, they knew it couldn’t last forever, but when he saw Sidwell holding her hostage, he knew he couldn’t lose her. She said she couldn’t lose him, and they hugged.

Jack said Cullum would have wanted the black box close, so in all likelihood, it was still on Spoon Island. So if Nina and Willow weren’t willing to go the whole nine yards to solve their true problem, they had two options. They could either convince Drew not to turn them in or find the black box. He thought they knew which was the only real option. The doorbell rang and Willow opened the door to Elizabeth. Elizabeth said she was shocked to see Jack standing, especially there.

🌞 Summer Friday…

Valentin went to see Josslyn at the hospital and brought her flowers. She said they were beautiful. Did he steal them from another patient? He asked if she’d accept them if he said he did, and she said, if it meant he left faster. He said it was like she wasn’t surprised to see him, and she said, not in shackles, escorted by armed escorts, and he said it was like she already knew he’d been released.

Lulu showed up at Sonny’s old kitchen, where the moss bowl🎍resided, and Carly said she seemed to be on a mission. Whatever she had to do or say, have at it. She asked if Carly put Valentin in contact with her daughter.

Ethan was lounging by the pool (on his stomach), when Ava came by bringing him a drink. He took a sip, and she asked if it was too fruity for him, but he said it was light on the rum. Could she walk it back to the bar and tell them to put some in?

Brook fussed over Phoebe, when Chase walked in.

Jack said he was grateful to Elizabeth and the entire staff at General Hospital and Turning Woods for the exemplary care he’d received. Thanks to them, he’d made a full recovery. Elizabeth said the progress he’d made was unexpected, and she wondered if being at Turning Woods made the difference between his recovery and Drew’s. She thought there might be a connection between them.

Fitzpatrick met Britt in the interrogation room and said he wanted to ask her a few questions, but she said that wasn’t going to happen.

Anna flashed back to when she was kidnapped, when there was a knock at the door. She opened it to Obrecht, who said she was there to ask for Anna’s help.

Ava said her gratitude was decreasing and there was plenty of rum in the drink, and Ethan said forgive him for thinking he deserved a cocktail after what he’d been through. He did get shot for her. She said, in that moment, he was quite heroic. Now he was just being an ass. He said, funny she should use that word. He thought what she enjoyed most about being stuck with him was that she got plenty of looks at his derrière. Was she trying to stop him from bleeding out or trying to cop a feel? She dumped the drink on his head and asked if that was enough rum for him.

Chase took Phoebe and said he loved her so much. Nothing was more important than her. (I have to say it again, this baby is beyond cute) He put Phoebe in her bassinet and told Brook that he’d stopped by the pool where he’d talked to Lucy Coe.

Elizabeth said she and Lucas were on duty when Jack was brought in, and Nina said she’d been glad to see both of them. The whole thing was terrifying. Elizabeth said she could imagine. And Willow was with Drew when he had his stroke. As a nurse, there was something about all of this that struck her as odd. Two healthy men both having strokes resulting in Locked-In Syndrome was kind of rare. Willow said, if she didn’t know anything about medicine, she’d be completely paranoid, and Elizabeth said, since both strokes happened there, she was wondering if the source of this medical condition wasn’t in this house.

Carly said, before this went further, Lulu should know Josslyn joined the WSB a year ago. Jack recruited Josslyn without her knowledge and kept it from her. When she found out, she was furious and devastated. It wasn’t the life she’d wanted for her daughter. She had to get Josslyn out, but didn’t know how to do that without putting her in more danger. So she went to someone who knew all about the WSB. Lulu said, Valentin, and Carly said she pretended to be his lawyer and went to Steinmauer. She was desperate for information that would help save her daughter. Lulu said Valentin didn’t give anything away for free. What did Carly offer him in return?… You helped him escape.

Valentin told Josslyn that he met with Z and told him about Cullum and Faison’s work. He was moved back to his cell and informed he’d be shipped back to Steinmauer. He’d known it would be a distinct possibility, but the device was just too dangerous. Plus, she and Charlotte were in danger, so he really didn’t have any other option. Josslyn said he had another option, but he just didn’t take it, and he said, imagine his surprise when, within 24-hours, all charges against him were dropped and he found himself with a first-class ticket (!) on a flight back home. She said he was lucky they didn’t put him in steerage, and he said he was lucky they didn’t strap him to the wing. The Bureau had no reason to free him. It was like he had a guardian angel at the WSB. He couldn’t make sense of it, then he saw their statement saying Cullum died a hero,. Josslyn said she’d seen that too, and he said they were among the very few who knew that wasn’t true.

Obrecht said, it seems our fortunes have turned, Scarecrow. Anna regained her sanity and she lost her son. The WSB was responsible for taking them both. Anna asked why she was there, and Obrecht said, Anna’s former colleague at the WSB, Director Ross Cullum, was a double agent and the individual spearheading the completion of Cesar’s final project. He was an evil psychopath who’d blackmailed her Britta into constructing the prototype for him. When Britt finally found the courage and strength to defy him and flee Port Charles, he abducted her and forced her to finish the device in Britt’s place. Anna said she didn’t know any of that. She was sorry Obrecht was taken, but also grateful the device was confiscated before any real damage was done. Obrecht said, that’s where she was wrong. An incredible amount of damage was done. Her son was killed and now his memory was being tarnished by a WSB cover-up.

Chase told Brook, the warrant to check the trip log in Willow’s car was based on statements from two credible sources. One was Drew, when he was questioned by Detective Fitzpatrick, but the source that put the whole investigation of Willow into motion was Lucy. Brook said it was probably the only time Lucy or Drew had been called credible, and he said Lucy came to the station of her own volition to give a statement. They hadn’t even been looking into Willow as a potential suspect, so he wanted to ask what Lucy knew and why she’d come forward now. Brook said she wished he hadn’t done that.

Ethan asked what he’d done to Ava other than protect her and make her get him a drink… and snacks… twice. She said, for one thing, he was still lying to her. What did he remember about their time in the storage room? He said, aside from her surprisingly tender bedside manner, not much, and she said he’d been lightheaded, in and out of consciousness, and said something she didn’t think he would have had he been thinking clearly. She’d told him to hold on for his daughter, and then he said that Phoebe wasn’t his.

Willow asked if Elizabeth thought there was a poison or something in her house, and Elizabeth said, maybe. Willow acted shocked, and Elizabeth said she’d never seen anybody recover from Locked-In Syndrome the way Chief Brennan had. It was so fast. The fact that he was standing there talking to her while Drew hadn’t recovered at all, raised the possibility that the cause could be environmental in nature. Jack asked if she was saying because Drew was being treated at home, he was still exposed to whatever caused his stroke, and she said, yes. There could be something toxic in the house they’d both been exposed to, but Jack being away from it gave him the opportunity to recover from it, while Drew continually being exposed to it was keeping him sick.

Fitzpatrick said he wasn’t accusing Britt of any crime, but thought it would benefit her to talk to him, and she said, pass. He said they recovered a used syringe in her room at Bobbie’s. They sent it to the forensics lab and it came back positive for saline residue. He wondered why she’d be injecting herself with saline, and she said because she was a world class idiot.

Valentin said Josslyn was the sole survivor of the events on Spoon Island. It would be a real black eye for the Bureau if it were to be made public. The treaties, the laws broken by Cullum through the creation of his cold fusion device. She’d agreed to play ball, didn’t she? To say what they wanted her to say. Josslyn asked what he thought that was, and he said, that the heretofore unknown and currently deceased Cassius Faison, son of Cesar, was the real villain in all of this. He took her book out of her hand and said she was a smart woman. He didn’t think she’d do that if she didn’t get something in return. He didn’t know what it was, but he knew it part it involved his unconditional release. So first, he wanted to offer her his gratitude for giving him his life back. And second, he would like to know why.

Carly said all she did was convince Jack to transfer Valentin to a WSB prison in the states. Valentin orchestrated the escape and hijacking all on his own. She had nothing to do with that. Lulu asked if Carly thought that meant her hands were clean. She basically unlocked his cell for him. Carly said she did what was required to save her daughter, and Lulu said Charlotte told her that she’d been in contact with Valentin for months. Carly knew where he was this entire time, didn’t she? Carly said he was hiding out in her attic, and Lulu said, she let him stay there? A wanted fugitive in the same house as her child? Carly said it was the safest place she could think of. She was dating Jack and Valentin poisoned her last year. Who would think to look here? Lulu said Carly just admitted Valentin almost killed her, yet she let him stay in her house, and Carly said she didn’t invite him. He came there looking for help. Lulu said it made her wonder what else Carly did to help… On Christmas, Carly said she needed Charlotte’s help with the creche and brought her there to get it. Did she do that so Valentin could see her? Carly said, yes, I did.

Anna told Obrecht that she’d spent the last six months in a mental institution fighting for her life. She couldn’t even entertain the possibility of a vast WSB conspiracy right now, much less expose one. Obrecht said Anna’s ordeal happened because of the WSB. She and her son may have been the victims, but so was Anna. Anna asked what she was talking about, and Obrecht said Anna’s grip on her sanity may be tenuous, but she didn’t get to this place alone. When Cullum kidnapped her, he’d held her in the exact same room where he’d previously held Anna. Anna asked what room she was referring to, and Obrecht said, the room in the subbasement of Windymere. Anna said, describe the room to her. How did Obrecht know she was there? She’d been listening to doctors tell her that she wasn’t held captive and had a psychotic break. If Obrecht had proof that it was real, she had to show her.

Carly said, any interaction between Charlotte and Valentin happened at her house where Charlotte was safe and protected, but Lulu said Carly put her daughter’s life at risk. Carly said, Charlotte was fine. Her daughter was in the hospital recovering from a gunshot that almost killed her. It was the reason she was fighting so damn hard to get her out of the WSB. Josslyn’s death wasn’t something she could survive, so she wasn’t apologizing for doing whatever it took or working with whoever she had to in order to keep her daughter safe. Lulu said she was very happy Josslyn would be okay, but teaming up with Valentin wasn’t just WSB work, was it? She saw Carly outside the hospital. She was kissing Valentin. Carly put her daughter in danger because she needed to keep Valentin in her bed.

Josslyn said her mom got involved in all of this with Valentin because she wanted to get her out of the WSB. That made it her responsibility to make sure her mom didn’t go down for any of it. Valentin said, so she couldn’t let Carly be indicted for aiding and harboring a fugitive, and she said she needed to make sure her mom wasn’t faced with any charges in order to keep her safe, so she said what Z needed her to say. And Cassius and Cullum were both dead, so it didn’t really matter who got painted the hero or the villain.

Obrecht drew on a pad and said, this was exactly how the room she was held captive in looked. Here on this wall, Josslyn Jax showed her what Anna wrote. Anna Devane was held captive here. I was taken on 10-31-25. Anna took the pad and thanked her. She said she knew she was held somewhere. It was very gratifying to have her version of the events confirmed. Josslyn was there too? Obrecht nodded and said, near the end of her confinement, so was Josslyn’s mother. Anna said she didn’t get what this had to do with her holding Cullum to blame and exonerating Obrecht’s son, and Obrecht said Anna was Cullum’s victim, just like her and Cassius. Anna said she never saw Cullum. She couldn’t confirm that he ever did anything to her. But she could confirm that Cassius lied to her and pretended to be Nathan. In order to do that, he had to dig up his own brother’s corpse and fake his own DNA and fingerprints, and that sounded to her very much like his father. It made her believe that Cassius would be capable of seeing Faison’s work to completion.

Ethan said he was pretty sure his words were garbled from all the gunfire, and Ava said that was probably it. She’d see what Alexis thought. He said, do what she had to do, and she said he wasn’t Phoebe’s father and was running some kind of con, right? Trying to extort Brook and the Quartermaines. He said that wasn’t it at all. He had money and didn’t need to extort. She said, it’d be fun to have a little of it, right? but he said he was telling her the truth. He’d made a promise to Phoebe’s mother. He wasn’t trying to use Phoebe. He was trying to protect her. Ava said, from what? and he said, trust him. She didn’t want to know.

Brook said the last time Chase interfered in an investigation involving Willow, it cost him his detective shield, but Chase said he wasn’t interfering. He was asking questions. Willow admitted she was at the house, but denied being on the road then. Brook asked if she said where she was, and he said Willow told him that she was at her house with Drew at the time of the accident. Brook told him that Drew said something different. Isn’t it possible Willow isn’t telling the truth? Chase said Brook told him herself that Drew wasn’t a reliable witness. He was guessing Willow’s trip log was altered or hacked. She asked if it didn’t make more sense that Willow lied, and he said he’d consider that a distinct possibility if Willow hadn’t been set up before. His first guess was that Michael hacked her car. She said he couldn’t keep blaming Michael, and he said, then Lucy told him something that changed everything – that she owned half of Brook’s Deception shares. Brook said, it was just a business thing, and he said, then why not tell him? Was she the one who framed Willow?

Jack said he didn’t know what happened to Drew, but he knew what caused his stroke, and Nina said, fill them in. He said the information he was about to give them couldn’t leave this room. On the day he fell ill, he was working with a WSB team on a classified matter. In the course of that work, he was exposed to a substance. Elizabeth asked, what kind of substance? and he said that was classified, but it explained why he was moved to Turning Woods so quickly, so he could be privately taken care of. Elizabeth wondered if Drew could have been exposed, but Jack said he didn’t see how since it was highly restricted. There was no connection, except that he happened to be there after he was exposed. He wanted to thank Nina for acting so quickly. She might have saved his life. Nina said she was glad she was able to help, and he said, selfishly, so was he. He left, and Willow said, mystery solved.

Chase said, if Brook told him that she didn’t do it, he’d believe her, but he knew with her and her family, the reflex was to always deny the truth when they got caught. She said she promised him that she’d never lie to him. Yes, she did it. She framed Willow.

Fitzpatrick asked if Britt was saying that Cullum, the man who was being heralded as a hero, falsely convinced her that she was suffering from Huntington’s Disease, and she said he also supplied her with – air quotes – an experimental medication – end air quotes – only he had access to, to treat it. Fitzpatrick said, and it turned out to be saline, and she said, yep, just a placebo. And she was stupid enough to do whatever he wanted, legal or illegal, to get it. He said it sounded like Cullum messed with her head big time. He was sorry.

Obrecht said, Cassius was manipulated into doing every single thing he did by Cullum, and Anna said Obrecht would say anything to protect her children. Scapegoating a dead WSB agent didn’t require much imagination. Obrecht said she was telling the truth, but Anna said she knew Cullum. He was a well-respected agent. She conceded maybe he lost his way, but the person who instigated all of this, the one who knew exactly how to torture her and mess with her head, would have to be Cesar Faison’s son. Obrecht said she understood why Anna couldn’t take her at her word, but if Anna didn’t believe her, they should ask Josslyn Jax.

Giving her back her book, Valentin said, whatever Josslyn’s reasons, he was grateful. He owed her one. She said she’d keep that in mind, and he said he thought she’d collect right away and tell him to stay away from her mother. She said she didn’t always agree with her mother’s choices, but it was her life. She was free to make them. He said, intentional or not, Josslyn gave a real gift to his daughter, and she said she could see how much they loved each other. He said he’d keep Charlotte safe, and thanked her. He was about to leave, when she said there was one thing he could do for her. Could he give a message to Anna Devane?

Carly said Lulu didn’t know what she and Valentin had shared or what they’d been through, but Lulu said she knew what he’d put Charlotte through. She almost saw her daughter get shot in Prague because she was near him. Just being in his proximity put a target on Charlotte, and Carly clearly didn’t give a damn. Carly said she loved Charlotte, and Lulu said, did she? Because if she didn’t want bullets flying at her kid, why was Carly okay with them flying at hers?

Chase said he was hoping to be wrong and asked Brook why she did it. Brook said, knowing Willow did something terrible and lied about it seemed like the only way to get him to distance from her, and he said, but she didn’t. Brook set her up. Brook said she was sorry. She knew it was wrong, but Willow was around him all the time. She depended on him more every day. She offered him that job… He said, which he turned down, but she said it didn’t matter. For some reason, he just couldn’t see it, but it was clear to everyone else, especially her. Willow used to be married to him and wanted him back. Willow knew what a huge mistake she’d made in letting him go. He said, because Brook convinced herself of that, she thought it was okay to frame Willow for a crime she didn’t commit, but Brook said she didn’t have to convince herself. She just had to see what was right in front of her. And it wasn’t a crime, just a bad thing. Willow wouldn’t go to jail. He said, it could still destroy her life, and she said, all she wanted was for him to look at Willow differently. He said she did all this to separate him and Willow, and instead, she separated them.

Ava asked Ethan to just tell her what he was hiding, but he said, no. She had to trust that everything he was doing was what was best for Phoebe. She had a safe, loving home with two parents who loved her dearly, and that was everything he and Delilah could ever have wanted for her and it needed to stay that way.

Britt said they’d established she would have done anything to have her medication. Was there anything else Fitzpatrick wanted to know? He said, no, and thanked her for clearing up the saline question. It was the one thing he couldn’t figure out. He slid her release paperwork across the table and said she was free to go.

Carly said Lulu had every right to be concerned about her daughter and to be mad at her. She lied to Lulu and went behind Lulu’s back, but she didn’t get to come into Lulu’s house and accuse her of not caring about her kids or Lulu’s. She might not like it, but Charlotte loved her father. She’d seen them together. Valentin adored her and they needed each other. Lulu said it wasn’t up for Carly to decide, and Carly said, then she’d better be prepared for a world where Charlotte snuck around and lied to her because she’d made it impossible for her to be honest. Was that what she wanted? Lulu said, what she wanted was to keep her daughter safe, and Carly giving her parenting tips was rich considering Josslyn clearly hadn’t confided in her.

Jack said he heard Josslyn’s recovery was going well, and she said she’d live. He said he was very glad to hear that. He supposed she’d heard the Bureau had given an official statement. Cullum was hailed a hero. She said Valentin told her. He was just here. He asked how that was possible. Valentin was free? She said he was. He came there to thank her for that. He said, she secured Valentin’s freedom? How? More importantly, why? She knew how dangerous Valentin was, not to mention how bad he was for her mother. She said, those two are a disaster, but they’re not going to last, and he asked how she could be so sure. She said because she just sent him straight to Anna.

Anna told Obrecht that she was sure she’d run into Josslyn at some point, but she’d just spent the last six months in hell. She’d been away from her friends, her family, her entire life. Right now, her focus was going to be on recuperating and that was it. All her dealings with Cassius were lies and she wouldn’t vouch for him with anyone. If Obrecht wanted to clear his name, she’d have to find someone else to do that. Obrecht said Anna may not be willing or brave enough to help her son, but he died a hero and she wouldn’t let him be painted as a monster. She would clear Cassius’s name with or without Anna’s help. She walked out.

Elizabeth asked Willow about communication assistance for Drew, and Willow said she hadn’t been able to sync up her schedule, but she was working on it. Elizabeth asked if she could do anything else, but Willow said she’d done too much already. She was an amazing friend and she was glad Elizabeth was in her life. Elizabeth said her too. Call if she needed anything. Willow said she would, and Elizabeth left. Nina said that was close, and Willow said, too close. She had to track down Brennan’s evidence. If she didn’t find a way to control Drew before his paralysis wore off, he was going to destroy her life. And she would not allow that to happen.

Crying, Brook told Chase that she knew what she did was wrong. She panicked. They had a daughter now and the adoption was in progress. They were on the brink of getting everything they’d ever hoped for. She was afraid of losing it all and it made her do something irrational and stupid. Please tell her that he understood. Chase said he hated that she tampered with any kind of evidence, but to do that to Willow? She already stood trial for something she didn’t do and then she helped them adopt Phoebe. It’s wrong. She said, that was the worst part of this for him? What bothered him most was that she did it to Willow? Willow was what mattered most to him.

Ava asked what was stopping her from going to the Quartermaines right now, and Ethan said his word. And this wasn’t a game. This was as serious as saving her life. If that meant anything to her, drop it. He limped away.

Britt said, free to go? and Fitzpatrick told her to sign out with the desk sergeant. They’d give her the personal items she came in with. She said she thought they were holding her for the WSB, but he said the WSB declined to pursue charges against her. They told them a couple hours ago. She said he just interrogated her. Was that a trick? He said he asked her questions and she answered them and he thanked her for her cooperation. She said, so that was it? and he said, unless there were other crimes she wanted to confess to. Then he could arrange for her to stay longer. She asked where she was supposed to go. She didn’t have any money. She didn’t have a car. She got rid of all her credit cards. She didn’t even have a phone. He gave her five dollars, said she could pay him back later, and he left.

Josslyn told Jack that Anna was held captive in the same room at Windymere she was in, just for a lot longer. Cullum and Sidwell deliberately messed with her mind. They caused her breakdown. Anna needed to know what really happened to her so she could finally heal. Jack said, agreed. But Josslyn could have told Anna all this herself. Instead, she sent Valentin. She knew how much Valentin always loved Anna. Even Josslyn’s mother couldn’t break his fixation over her. Josslyn said that was exactly what she was counting on. If there was one person who could pull Valentin away from her mother, it was Anna Devane.

Lulu said Carly didn’t know Valentin like she did. She’d seen how treacherous he was. How he could justify any lie or manipulation if he got what he wanted. He would do the same thing to Carly that he did to Nina and Anna. She stormed out, not even saying goodbye to the moss bowl🎍.

Anna left a voicemail for Emma, thanking her for stocking the fridge. She’d done such a great job. She was thinking tonight maybe she’d make that pomegranate and goat cheese salad Emma liked so much. Maybe she could pop by the market and pick up some things. If Emma couldn’t, she’d just get them delivered. Okay. Love you. Thank you. She put the drawing of the room in a drawer, when there was a knock at the door. She opened it to Valentin and they smiled at each other.

On Monday, Jack tells Carly, that is always a mistake; Elizabeth tells someone that having them fill the 16th seat on the hospital board is brilliant; Lucas asks Britt, now that you have this, what are you going to do with it; and Brook asks if Chase has lost his mind and if she pushed him toward Willow.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

The slap of John Oliver’s dreams.

https://ew.com/john-oliver-slapped-on-general-hospital-by-star-laura-wright-12013093

Coming back and coming in new.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/jason-returns-to-general-hospital-everything-you-need-to-know-before-steve-burtons-comeback

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/serena-baldwin-on-general-hospital-everything-you-need-to-know-about-scott-and-lucys-daughter

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-head-writers-preview-tristan-serena-scout-and-more-new-characters

What a smile! Can’t wait to see what’s next for this actor.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-how-andrew-hawkes-found-out-cullum-was-being-killed-off

Daytime Emmy noms coming up.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/daytime-emmy-nominations-2026-announcement-date-and-ceremony-details

Here’s hoping Jeff Kober gets the win.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/photos/6-former-soap-stars-score-2026-primetime-emmy-nominations

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

I missed the beginning, but the new guests are big Game of Thrones fans, and I’m good with it. On shore, Gen set up a beach picnic adorned with roses for the guests, and then they set off for Old Town in Dubrovnik (aka King’s Landing). Kat led the excursion dressed in a Game of Thrones-ish cloak, and told the guests that her mother was Croatian and still had family there. In her interview, she said her mother tried to teach her Croatian as a child, but she’d lacked interest and now wished she’d paid more attention. Same, except my father tried to teach me Lithuanian. Kat passed her cloak to Luke, who helped recreate Cersei’s Walk of Shame. The guests were given bells to participate and they were thrilled. Back on the boat, Joy said told Aesha that she wasn’t playing Luke’s game, and in the crew mess, Nathan told Luke that he’d slept like dogsh*t. I have no idea how that’s even a comparison, but okay. For dinner, there was a Game of Thrones feast, where both the food and décor were fabulous. Cooper donned a dragon costume and Eyebrows Joe slayed him, Cooper falling overboard, once again delighting the guests. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she said the crew had created an epic experience for the clients and it was seven-star service. Gen stayed past her shift to talk to Luke and told him that she was being an insecure bitch because he’d helped Joy. In Luke’s interview, he said, hold your horses. This was too intense for him. Gen couldn’t control how he acted or who interacted with, and this was psycho stuff. He told Gen that there was no triangle anymore, but she wasn’t picking up what he was putting down, and said they were on the same page. In his interview, he said he was realizing he made big mistake. He needed it to be over, but didn’t know how to say it without blowing up the boat. Good luck with that.

In the City

The group took a trip to Connecticut for Lindsay’s Friendsgiving getaway. After a kerfuffle about rooms, Georgina told Lindsay that she’d heard influencer Whitney said the two of them had been playing the single mom card, and Yvonne and Lindsay had a sit-down about the wedding. Yvonne said, instead of diffusing the situation, Lindsay added fuel to fire. It would have been nice if someone reminded the table that it was her and Nick’s wedding celebration. Lindsay whined that everyone had been piling on her. Hmm… All the more reason to STFU. In Yvonne’s interview, she said Lindsay thought her stuff was more important, and they were trying to adjust to a new phase of their friendship. The table toasted to Gemma for walking, but then Gavin toasted to Kyle getting 14 gigs, which surprised Amanda. What was no surprise to anyone was that Kyle hadn’t told her. In Amanda’s interview, she said, in her gut, she felt this was the end. She left the table, and Andrea tried to give Kyle some advice, but instead of… I dunno, maybe listening? Kyle did what he does best, yelled a bunch of nonsense and left.

The Valley

The cast awoke to party remnants and hangovers. It was Danny’s birthday next, and a yacht trip was planned. Janet said she’d give Danny the best birthday gift by not going on the boat, and Lala stayed behind with her. While on the boat, Kristen confronted Luke, telling him that Jesse passed along his hesitation about marrying Kristen. No surprise, this turned into a big deal, with Luke defending himself and then removing himself from the no-win-for-him situation. Zack had some kind of bandage wrapped around his face, and Schwartz said he was giving Little Bo Peep vibes. There was more talk about Danny’s drinking and Danny complaining about the talk. That evening, Lala tried discussing it with Danny, but Nia ran interference, literally standing between them, then walked off. Before long, Danny sat alone at the bar wondering why he had no one to drink with.

Next Gen NYC

Gia got her own place in Jersey City, relatively close to Manhattan. Emira felt pressure to stay on top and was having difficulties with her work/life balance. She’d gotten her parents a house and their mortgage was one of her many expenses. Wow. Just wow. In Rowan’s interview, she said she was pursuing a career in entertainment journalism and writing her first feature film. Her mom, Brooke Shields, was on the show for a hot minute and made a few jokes. I’ve always liked her. One of my husband’s cousins hung out with her when they were younger, and she said Brook was very authentic and fun. You can see that in Rowan as well. Georgia and her best friend Cooper wanted to start a cleaning brand and make cleaning fun because they hated doing it. No surprise there, since Georgia doesn’t even like washing her hands. Gia’s boyfriend Christian was helping them get things off the ground, and in Georgia’s interview, she said, a lot of her savings were on the line and whined, if it doesn’t work, what do I do? Um… pivot? Brooks was told by a modeling agency when he was 16 that he had a receding hairline, so he wore a red light helmet every day. I can’t imagine this, since I have a mask I’m lazy about. In Brooks’s interview, he said when he was overwhelmed and stressed, he gravitated toward the curation of sourdough. Again, not same. Avoid the kitchen at all costs is my motto. On the way to girls’ night, Riley and Ariana wondered how to be cool without being fake, as they had issues with Ava and Georgia. IMO, the first step to being cool is not caring if you’re cool or not. Guys’ night was a bust, starting with Gia telling Brooks that Charlie wanted Brooks to keep his name out of his mouth. Sigh. Really? Charlie is too old to be hanging out with these kids in the first place and I don’t think he’s misunderstood at all. He’s an a-hole. Brooks thought it felt weird and threatening, and didn’t want anything of Charlie’s near his mouth. Christian texted Gia that guys’ night sucked, and the end result was a girls’/guys’ night merge.

https://pagesix.com/video/next-gen-nyc-recap-rileys-shady-digs-at-georgia-arianas-new-fling-charlies-offensive-comments-vrt-unpacks-episode-3

Real Housewives Of Orange County

I forgot this premiered this week, so I just half-watched, but one the main takeaway points was that Vicki was back and ready to whoop it up. Like a bad penny (what does that even mean?), Tamra returned as well. In Fancy Pants Heather’s interview, she said Tamra seemed lighter and a bit different. I could swear that’s what was said last season and we all saw how that worked out. In Tamra’s interview, she said she was trying to be a big girl now, but we’ll see. Emily is now barely recognizable because of her intake of Ozempic hours at the gym. Fancy Pants had a Hearts & Heels party, where I missed what started it, but she and Vicki had a non-argument about how Terry made his money. After Fancy Pants loudly explained it was because of boobs, in Vicki’s interview, she said she didn’t believe doctors made enough to live in a $20 million house. Clearly she hasn’t heard about that lucrative practice called plastic surgery. Not to mention, Terry has a TV show called Botched. The best quote came from Heather’s mom Carole when she said, God created Los Angeles, but he lives in New York. I’m pretty sure someone else coined that, but it was still good.

Random Reality Items

Oh… Canada. Why?

Not that I begrudge a sister anything, but never was a cheated on woman fêted so much.

Maybe she got backlash because no one could tell the difference between her and Delores.

Whoa.

https://people.com/rhoc-star-jennifer-pedranti-reveals-son-was-involved-in-causing-brush-fire-in-southern-california-we-are-deeply-sorry-12015810

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

The Home. Hulu. So far, Pete Davidson has not disappointed me, so I took a chance on this one. It also didn’t hurt that it was only and hour and a half, which was the time I had to spare. He held his streak with this one too. Max, a troubled child since his brother committed suicide, is now a troubled adult, doing community service in a retirement home. He begins to get warnings that something is wrong there and residents begin to die. The cast is great and includes John Glover, who is one of my favorites. While some might find the things-are-not-what-they-seem premise tired, it never gets old for me (no pun intended), and I always enjoy trying to figure out what’s behind it all. Admittedly, the end was kind of weird and not what I would have chosen, but I wasn’t totally disappointed. You could spend a worse 97 minutes. Just don’t go to the fourth floor.

Spoilers here.

https://www.azfamily.com/2025/08/01/home-review-horror-film-creator-purge-starring-pete-davidson-is-exactly-what-youd-expect

Maybe I’ve been desensitized by movies like Evil Dead, but this didn’t bother me all that much

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come. Disney+, Hulu. This picks up right where the first one left off. Since I saw the first one not long ago, it was fresh in my mind, so I didn’t do that mental floundering around I often do watching a sequel. This time, protagonist Grace is thrown back into the mix of the survive until dawn game, along with her estranged younger sister Faith. Although Grace annihilated the Le Domas family – surprise – there are five other families she must contend with. Apparently, the seat of ultimate power is available and they’re all vying for the spot. It’s fun and funny, and the casting was spot-on, Sarah Michelle Gellar particularly good as one of the contenders. The fight scenes were excellent, there were plenty of exploding devil worshipers to go around, and the ending was satisfying.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-reviews/ready-or-not-2-here-i-come-review-samara-weaving-1236530850

🔭 Other Watches…

Baylen Out Loud, whatever part of the 90 Day Fiancé franchise is on at the time, Jay & Pamela, and Little Singles have also been part of my weekly watch diet. To me, these TLC shows are really what reality TV should be about. Seeing unique people, different lifestyles, and different countries, and seeing how those who are challenged deal with their personal difficulties. In deference to the July 4th holiday, I watched selected scenes from Hamilton last weekend as well. While I do occasionally watch a movie on Disney+, my subscription is really a perpetual rental of that play.

🏆 Award Watch…

A list of this year’s Emmy nominations. I didn’t include that whole snub thing. That seems to be a matter of opinion and come on, everybody can’t get a nod.

https://ew.com/emmy-nominations-2026-full-list-12013543

In case you don’t read the soap section. Rooting for Jeff Kober here.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/photos/6-former-soap-stars-score-2026-primetime-emmy-nominations

🐾 Busier Than Bees…

🐕 He’s worked hard and now he’s ready for his gold biscuit.

https://people.com/disneyland-security-dog-retires-after-6-years-of-service-12014319

🐈 He’s under a year old and already setting records.

https://people.com/michigan-cat-ties-guinness-world-record-with-28-toes-12011402

🐺 They left their homeland for a better life.

https://people.com/ancient-wolves-found-on-remote-swedish-island-may-have-lived-alongside-humans-12013697

🐱 And because, well, you know.

https://people.com/all-about-taylor-swift-cats-12011015

🐲 Quotes of the Week

But instead of spending our lives running towards our dreams, we are often running away from a fear of failure or a fear of criticism. – Erin Wright

Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.Steve Jobs 

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. – C.S. Lewis

I’d rather fail at something important than succeed at something trivial. – Paul Hawken

There’s a difference between knowing something and facing it head-on. – Sonny Corinthos (Maurice Benard), General Hospital

It feels like a hoax, like, why would that happen? She’s done shows there. It’d be like if I got married here. – Crocs 34th Street employee re Taylor Swift’s wedding (Vulture)

I want to die. I hate whiskey. – text from Brooks Marks, Next Gen NYC

☀️ Fresh and Simmered In Sunshine…

Until next time, stay safe: stay practicing courteous behavior and respect for locals while traveling; and stay not living in the past, but not forgetting about it either.

Video > 4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)

July 3, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Z Pays Josslyn a Visit, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Safe At Last, A Stripes Number Of Quotes & America

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What I Watched Today

(Nada enchilada summer – condensed because life is short & summer should be fun)

General Hospital

Monday:

At Pozzulo’s, Alexis talked to Sonny about Kristina’s shadowing program and Molly’s book launch party she was working on with Ric. She said both her girls were happy, but she needed his help with Danny.

Charlotte and Danny ran into the boathouse, and Charlotte said that man was going to abduct her in the middle of the day. It was insane, but Danny came back after she’d told him to leave. Danny said he’d always come back for her.

Molly and Cody went to the pool, and Molly said they’d come a long way. From the pool, James shot them with a super soaker.

Turner told Fitzpatrick that Willow declined to answer questions, and he asked if it was really worth the time and resources. She said she wanted Willow to be accountable and the trip log put her on Route 91. Her phone chimed, and she told Fitzpatrick that Britt was taken into police custody in the British Virgin Islands.

Cullum summoned Nathan to Windymere and asked how he was going to solve their Sidwell problem.

A nurse said Anna’s blood pressure was high, but Felicia said they were just excited to see each other. The nurse left, And Anna told Felicia that the man claiming to be Nathan was his twin brother.

Cody made James hand the squirt gun over and apologize to Molly. Then he discovered his phone was soaked.

Boyle was about to leave the parking lot when he got a text.

Fitzpatrick told Turner that he was surprised about Britt, since Dante had avoided the use of the word kidnapping and didn’t want any government agencies involved. She said she wasn’t surprised Dante had changed his mind, but he’d asked her not to report it. Fitzpatrick wondered why.

Cullum asked if Nathan told anyone about the house Sidwell got for Marco, and Nathan said Laura and Jordan knew, and he’d had to tell the PCPD or his cover would be blown. They wanted him to check out the house with another guy. Cullum said he had to make sure Sidwell didn’t walk out of that house alive.

Aix-Les-Bans, France. Emma asked if Dr. Laurent told Mac when Anna could go home, but he said she hadn’t given them a definite date. He didn’t think Anna would be coming back with them because the doctor still had concerns. Emma asked, what kind of concerns?

Anna told Felicia that she’d been headed for Faison’s chateau at the Swiss border, hoping to find proof that he was alive. If she came up empty, she was going to drop it. She didn’t find any sign of Faison, but she found a letter to Faison from Obrecht’s sister Madeline. Obrecht had another son with Faison named Cassius and she had proof he was Nathan’s twin. She handed Felicia the letter.

Sonny asked why Danny would break into the WSB, and Alexis said he’d wanted to make contact with his father. He could have gotten into serious trouble, which was why she needed Sonny to do her a favor. Scare Danny and tell him that he couldn’t take that kind of risk again. Jason would thank him for it. Sonny asked what the WSB said about the break-in, and she told him, Cullum said he’d let it go. Alexis wondered why Cullum was dealing with a kid, and Sonny brought her into his office and closed the door. He said they had to make sure Danny steered clear of Cullum. The guy was deadly. Cullum was the one who killed Marco.

Charlotte asked why Danny came back to the office after he’d left, and he said the guy who attacked her got out of the elevator when he was getting on. He’d noticed the guy had an earpiece and was wearing a holster. His dad and Sonny had one like it sometimes, and he thought she might be in danger. Why was Cullum suddenly after her? She said he must want to use her to get to her dad, and Danny said, good.

Turner suggested sending in a SWAT team instead, but Fitzpatrick thought they shouldn’t use resources they didn’t have to. Sidwell might not even be there. She said, if he was, Fitzpatrick would be vulnerable. She’d have them on stand-by just in case. Fitzpatrick said if Sidwell was there, he’d call so she could have them bring Sidwell in, and he left.

Boyle nervously looked in the trunk of his car, got back in the car, and left.

Cullum told Nathan that Sidwell risked the exposure of their project to avenge the death of his son. In doing so, he walked into a trap. His grief made him an untenable liability and he had to go. Nathan wondered how long before Cullum felt that way about him, and Cullum said he’d already had doubts, but if Nathan eliminated Sidwell, he’d prove himself someone Cullum could trust and earn 50% of the profits from the project. Nathan asked what happened if he refused to kill Sidwell, and Cullum said things would end badly for Agent Jax and Obrecht.

Felicia asked if she was reading this right that Madeline gave Faison one of Obrecht’s sons, and Anna said Obrecht had been told Nathan’s twin was stillborn. According to the date, Cassius had to have been born at the same time as Nathan. It sounded like Madeline might have been trying to protect Obrecht by giving one of the sons a chance to live a life without Faison and letting Faison raise Cassius if he left Obrecht alone. Felicia said, she also wanted money to stay silent. If this was true… Anna said Nathan hadn’t returned to them. They’d buried him eight years ago and Cassius took Nathan’s place.

Molly suggested getting rice to dry out the phone, but Cody said he’d read that a phone should dry out on it’s own or rice particles could get stuck in the ports. (PSA!) He didn’t mind a break from tech. It would give him time to pay more attention to her and James. They kissed.

Alexis asked why Cullum would kill Marco, but Sonny said it was too complicated to get into right now. Lucas figured it out. She asked if he’d gone to the authorities, but Sonny said he didn’t have that kind of proof. She’d have to trust him on this. Cullum was guilty. Alexis said she thought about how she and Danny found Marco every day. It was brutal. He said they had to keep Danny away from Cullum, and she said, aside from being Jason’s son, why would Cullum target Danny? He said he didn’t know. Cullum was a double agent and would do anything to cover his tracks. She asked if Jason knew about Cullum, and he said, Jason knew Cullum was dirty. They had to make sure Danny never found out. She said, Danny would do anything to tell the world that Cullum was a murderer and his father was innocent.

Fitzpatrick scoped out the house, when Nathan got in the car. Nathan said he’d wanted in because it bugged the hell out of him that Sidwell escaped on his watch, and Fitzpatrick said Nathan had been ambushed by professionals and walked out alive. Don’t die. Rule number one. He was pretty sure no one was home. Nathan said it was a long shot and he could take it from there, but Fitzpatrick said he was in it for the long haul. Stakeouts were kind of his thing. He had his playlist ready and snacks. He had a crippling weakness for dark chocolate and 90s grunge bands. (Same.) He asked if Nathan had read the latest on his sister, and Nathan asked, what happened? Fitzpatrick said Commissioner Falconari tracked her and his son to Tortola and Britt was being brought back to the US. Nathan asked about her health, but Fitzpatrick said they didn’t have any information on that.

Felicia said Anna had confirmed Nathan’s identity in at least two different ways, and Anna said it was a DNA test and would have been a match for Nathan, but Felicia said even identical twins didn’t share fingerprints. Anna suspected Cassius broke into the PCPD database and replaced Nathan’s fingerprints with his own. He’d probably exhumed Nathan’s body and disposed of it before he got to Port Charles. Felicia wondered why he’d do all those things, and Anna said Jack told her months ago that there was a connection between Faison and Sidwell. She thought Cassius was the connection. Who better to convince her that Faison was alive than his own son? Felicia asked if she now believed Faison was dead, and Anna said she was still working through that part of the puzzle. Felicia said there was no mention of Cassius being Nathan’s identical twin. Maybe her theory was based on her history with Faison. Anna said Felicia still thought she was crazy, didn’t she?

Emma told Mac that Anna was much better and it couldn’t be much longer before they’d release her.

Cody said he couldn’t wait for Molly’s book launch party, but Molly wasn’t so sure she wanted to be the center of attention. He said the party would be good practice for her book tour, and she said she was grateful. It was hard for her parents to put their animosity aside and work together. He said he wasn’t so sure it was that hard, and she asked if he thought there was something going on between them. He said, for some people, bickering could be a form of foreplay, but she said, no. Just no. He said, sniping at each other could be a way of them covering up their true feelings, like he and Molly did at the beginning, but she told him not to compare them to her parents. She enjoyed their bickering because she’d been attracted to him. Unlike her parents, who loathed each other. He said, based on what he’d seen recently, it seemed like things might have changed between the two of them, but she said, they hadn’t. He wondered why she was against her parents getting back together, and she said, because it would be a disaster of epic proportions.

Alexis said she was going home to install a panic room and lock Danny in it for the rest of his life, but Sonny said, just keep an eye on him. She said she was trying, when there was a knock at the door. Alexis opened the door to Turner and said she was just leaving… unless Sonny needed legal counsel present. Turner said Sonny wasn’t in any legal trouble. She was there to give him a warning about Jenz Sidwell.

Charlotte wondered how it could be good that Cullum was after her, and Danny said it could mean Cullum still thought her dad was in Port Charles and didn’t know about him going to Geneva. She said she’d need to find a place to hide. She couldn’t have Cullum using her as bait. She thanked Danny, but he said they were best friends. Even when they were fighting, they still showed up for each other. She asked if he forgave her for the crappy things she’d said, and he asked if she forgave him for almost giving up Rocco. She said, totally, and he wondered how they were going to keep her safe.

Felicia told Anna that it was a lot to absorb. She was saying the man that was once the love of her daughter’s life wasn’t who he said he was. Anna said she knew she wasn’t a reliable source right now, but think about it. Nathan came to town without any memory of what happened to him after his supposed death. Wasn’t that convenient? Where had he been? Who had he been with? What had he been doing? Felicia said she didn’t know, but Cassius had fooled everyone for months, including the people that loved Nathan. Anna said, he had to have slipped up. Could Felicia think of anything? Something odd or something that seemed out of character for Nathan. Felicia said he dated Lulu and she thought it was really odd, and Anna agreed. Maybe she was wrong, but if she was right, what did that mean for James? Wasn’t it worth looking into her theory for James’s sake? Felicia asked to look at the letter again.

Fitzpatrick told Nathan about having the syringe from Britt’s place tested. They found nothing but saline. The doctor had said saline didn’t really have a medical function other than rehydration or administering other meds, but there weren’t any traces of anything else. He picked up the binoculars again and saw Boyle. He said it looked like someone just got home. Boyle helped Sidwell out of the trunk of his car, and Fitzpatrick said he was calling Turner who had the SWAT team on stand-by. It wasn’t worth trying to take Sidwell down by themselves.

Mac hoped everything was okay, but Emma said she was sure Felicia and Anna just had a lot of catching up to do. Felicia came out and handed Mac the letter. She said he needed to read this.

Nathan said it was a bad idea, but Fitzpatrick said he’d promised to call Turner if Sidwell showed. Nathan said, the last time, he’d gotten ambushed and they lost Sidwell, and Fitzpatrick asked if he thought there was a leak in the department. Nathan said he would put money on it and he didn’t want to risk losing Sidwell again.

Molly said her parents had already separated when she was growing up, so she didn’t deal with them much as a couple, and Cody said maybe it wouldn’t be as bad as she imagined. She said she thought it might be worse. Her sisters told her about her parents’ epic battles and attempts to destroy each other’s lives. It would be a tsunami of chaos and ranker that she really didn’t want to deal with. There were times as a kid that she wanted her parents back together, but as an adult, she could see they were better off apart. Her dad was happy with Elizabeth and she hoped her mom found that with somebody too, just not her dad.

Sonny said he’d set up a meeting with Danny, and Alexis left. Turner told Sonny, thanks to Laura and Jordan, they’d located a potential safe house in Port Charles that Sidwell might be using. Detectives were staking it out right now. With any luck, he should be apprehended soon. Sonny needed to watch his back. If Sidwell was still in Port Charles, it was likely because he wanted to pay Sonny back for his part in Sidwell’s arrest. Sonny said Sidwell hated to lose and he knew Sidwell was coming after him. And he’d be ready.

Inside, Sidwell told Boyle that the house was supposed to be a gift to Marco and he’d imagined Marco starting a family there. Marco was supposed to have a future with Lucas, but it got ripped from him. Boyle wondered if Sidwell shouldn’t get out of town for a while, but Sidwell said he wasn’t going anywhere until he found and destroyed his son’s murderer. And Boyle was going to help him. Boyle said he thought Cullum and Sidwell were partners, and Sidwell said so did he. Cullum had become conspicuously unavailable since he’s been forced underground. He was sure Cullum was hoping the PCPD or Sonny would take him out, so he could reap the rewards of their hard work for himself. Boyle said Cullum was a bit of a creeper, walking around with that corpse-like vibe to him, and Sidwell laughed. He said Boyle was in a perfect position to expose Cullum as a double agent while he removed Corinthos. The WSB would take care of Cullum after Boyle exposed him. Then Boyle could sit back like the hero that he was. Fitzpatrick and Nathan busted in and Fitzpatrick said, hands in the air. Boyle said, innocent man here, and Sidwell said, shut up, you bum. Fitzpatrick said Sidwell was under arrest, and Sidwell said, Cassius, what are you waiting for? Shoot him.

Charlotte said she guessed she had to find a place to hide, but didn’t think Danny was in any danger. He’d knocked out Cullum’s guy from behind, so he probably didn’t see Danny. Danny’s phone rang and he said it was his grandma. Alexis asked where he was, and he said, with a friend. She said she was coming to pick him up. They had something to discuss. He said his friend needed help and he wasn’t going to abandon them.

James asked if Cody and Molly were going in the pool, and Molly said, let’s do it.

Felicia left Cody a message to call her back as soon as he could. She’d like him to keep James away from Nathan for now. She and Mac had reason to believe Nathan wasn’t who he said he was.

Emma said, earlier, Anna seemed like her old self. Was that just an act? Anna said, no. She had to keep certain things to herself so she could talk to Felicia privately. Emma asked if she really thought Cassius was Nathan’s twin, and Anna said she knew it seemed out there, but in her gut she knew she was right. Emma said, what if she wasn’t? and Anna said, what if she was really crazy? Emma hugged her.

Turner told Sonny to be careful, and he said he was taking precautions. Sidwell was the one who should be worried. She said if he hunted Sidwell down and killed him, she couldn’t look the other way, but he said he’d never expect her to.

Fitzpatrick said he thought Sidwell was confused. That was Nathan, not Cassius. Sidwell laughed and asked if Cassius wanted to tell Fitzpatrick, or should he? He supposed he’d do the honors. This is not in fact Detective Nathan West. This is his identical twin brother Cassius Faison. Unlike his beloved saint of a brother, Cassius was no hero, but he was Sidwell’s partner in crime. Fitzpatrick asked what he was talking about, and Sidwell said, no turning back now. Cassius turned his gun on Fitzpatrick and said he was sorry. Fitzpatrick needed to drop the gun. Fitzpatrick looked panicked.

Tuesday:

Tracy went to see Sonny because she was concerned Sidwell would be coming for him and he shared his home with Gio. That made it their problem.

Nina met Ava at the pool and asked if it was just the two of them. Ava said, about that… and Nina looked over to see Ethan.

James and Cody went to the batting cages. He wanted Cody to film him, but Cody said his phone still had to reboot. James said Cody could use his phone. He wanted it sent to his mom. Cody asked if he felt like he was missing out on the family trip, but James said, no. The Grand Canyon was really just a big hole in the ground. (Truth!) Plus, he’d take the batting cages with Cody and his dad any day.

Carly met Danny and Charlotte at the boathouse, and Danny told her that Cullum sent someone to try and kidnap Charlotte.

Obrecht joined Josslyn again, and Josslyn asked if she was okay. Obrecht said she was as well as could be expected. She couldn’t stall a second longer. Her work was done and she’d completed the prototype. Cesar’s final project was now operative.

Sidwell told Fitzpatrick that Nathan was Cassius and his partner in crime. He told Cassius, no going back now, and Cassius said he needed Fitzpatrick to drop the gun, but Fitzpatrick said Turner knew they were there. A SWAT team was ready to go and they’d figure it out pretty quickly. Nathan said he was right and aimed the gun at Boyle. He asked if Fitzpatrick was willing to gamble with Boyle’s life.

Charlotte said, if it wasn’t for Danny, she’d be in the guy’s trunk or dead, and Danny said he wasn’t going to let the WSB take her too. Carly said it meant Cullum didn’t know Valentin had turned himself in to the WSB, but it wasn’t over. Trying to kidnap her in the middle of the afternoon meant Cullum was either very confident or desperate.

Cullum went to see Jack, who was bound to the bed, and said he suspected the staff would be busy with other patients for a while. Nothing serious. He just wanted them to be undisturbed. The WSB had to update their records and were now aware that Jack had a DNR. It was only out of concern for Jack that he’d added it. But don’t worry. His end would be quick and sooner than he thought.

Obrecht said the project still needed to be initiated and brought online, but her part was finished, and Josslyn said she was supposed to sabotage it. Obrecht said Cassius told them that their only choice was to continue. He was her son and their best chance of getting out of this alive. Josslyn said Cassius was only looking out for himself. He was their captor. It didn’t matter anyway because Cassius wasn’t in charge. Cullum and Sidwell were. Obrecht said Cassius would find a way to help them, but Josslyn said he may be Obrecht’s son, but he wasn’t Nathan. Nathan would have rescued them. Cassius would not.

Nina was glad Ava had taken her seriously and brought protection, but Ava said Sonny had insisted. But Ethan was useless in regard to security. Ethan said, let’s hope we never have to find out, and Ava told him that the first rule of personal security was to be seen and not heard, and often, not even seen. Ethan moved to a chaise lounge, and Nina said Ava was taking this threat to her life in stride, but Ava said it was Sonny that Sidwell wanted.

Tracy told Sonny that his relationship with Sidwell was putting his family in jeopardy, but Sonny said he had eyes on his family. She said Gio was different. He was better off with her. Sonny texted Gio to come meet them so she could tell him.

Cassius told Fitzpatrick to drop the gun or he’d shoot Boyle, and Fitzpatrick put the gun on the floor and slid it under the couch. Cassius told him to get on his knees and put his hands behind his head, and Fitzpatrick did while Sidwell laughed.

James suggested he, Cody, and Molly go camping after Molly’s book tour, and Cody said he was in if James’s dad was good with it. James said they should ask him when he got there, and Cody said he should be there soon. James said he was probably solving a case or saving a life. Stuff came up, but he always showed.

Ava said the sooner the PCPD found Sidwell, the sooner her watchdog could go back to Sonny’s pen, and Nina said, then they could stop terrorizing Willow. For some reason, Turner believed Willow was involved in Curtis and Jordan’s accident. Ava asked if she was, and Nina said, of course (🍷) not, but Turner had never been interested in the truth. Ava said she wasn’t interested in justice either. Just making a name for herself. Nina said, or serving old grudges, and Ava said Turner had the wrong person when she’d put her on trial for Kristina’s unhinged behavior and she had the wrong person now. It was no wonder Sidwell and his cronies were running free.

Cullum told Jack that he was ready to leave Port Charles, but had something to do first. He put a gas mask over Brennan’s nose and mouth, and Brennan started to struggle and yell. Cullum said he had the feeling Jack was faking his condition, hence the restraints. But it was time to be rid of him. He attached a cannister to the mask.

Fitzpatrick told Cassius, don’t do this. It wasn’t too late. Cassius said he was sorry. Fitzpatrick was just doing what he had to and so was he. He knocked Fitzpatrick out with the butt of his gun, and Boyle freaked a little. Sidwell said he’d never doubted Cassius and reached for Fitzpatrick’s gun, but Cassius asked if Sidwell thought he was going to walk out clean after blowing his cover.

Gio wondered what was going on, and Sonny said his great-grandmother just needed to tell him something. Tracy said Sidwell was a dangerous fugitive and wanted Gio’s grandfather dead. She wasn’t worried about Sonny, but she was worried about him. Gio asked if she thought Sidwell was going to come after him, and she said it was a perfect way to get at Sonny. Gio said he wasn’t cutting Sonny out of his life, but she said she wasn’t asking him to do that. She was asking him to come home with her – now.

Ava and Ethan went to the gallery, and she said she was tempted to find Sidwell herself to get her personal space back. Ethan said she didn’t think too highly of him, but she said she hardly thought of him at all. When she did, she thought of the man who abandoned his baby for a payday. He said he wasn’t there to squeeze the Quartermaines for money, and she asked why he was still in Port Charles then. He’d done his part and she couldn’t imagine he wanted to make being Sonny’s errand boy his career. He said one of his errands was protecting her, but she said Sonny wanted him to spy on her. She knew Sonny thought she and Sidwell were partners in crime. Turner came in and said Sonny wasn’t the only one. She was wondering about that herself.

Obrecht told Josslyn that she knew Cassius wasn’t Nathan. When he’d told her the truth about himself, her heart broke as it did eight years ago. Josslyn had no idea what it was like to lose a child, but even though she’d lost one son, she’d gained another. At heart, Cassius was still a good man. Josslyn said she couldn’t know that, and Obrecht said perhaps some of it was performance, but she’d seen the truth in his relationship with James. Love couldn’t be faked. Josslyn said love was the easiest thing you could fake. He was Faison’s son and could fake anything. Obrecht said he was more than that. She broke free of Faison’s control and knew Cassius had it in him too. Which was why she knew he’d come back to free them. Josslyn said, when Sidwell and Cullum got what they wanted, Cassius would show her his true self, and she wouldn’t like what she saw.

Sidwell said the only reason he exposed Cassius was because they were backed into a corner. Let’s be gone. Start anew. Cassius said he was done being a pawn for Sidwell and Cullum, and Sidwell said he didn’t need a pawn. He needed a partner. Get him out of Port Charles and he’d make it worth his while. Cassius said what he should do is shoot Sidwell. Go before he changed his mind. Sidwell asked for the gun, but Cassius said, no. Sidwell was a resourceful guy and he was sure he’d figure it out. Door. Go. Sidwell left and Boyle said, good riddance, am I right? He had to get going… Cassius said he wasn’t done with Boyle yet.

Carly said she had to get Josslyn out of Windymere now, but she wanted Danny and Charlotte to stay there. Danny said his dad wouldn’t want her to do this, especially when he wasn’t there to protect her, and Charlotte said neither would hers. Same reason. They could get her into Windymere.

Cullum told Jack, don’t worry. He’d tie up any loose ends at the office, including Jack’s black box. He hadn’t been able to open it yet, but he would. Whatever was inside may prove to be a valuable insurance policy should things not go his way. He turned on the gas and left. Jack struggled to breathe.

Sonny told Gio that he did everything he could to make sure his family didn’t get caught up in his business, and sometimes that meant keeping them away from him. Gio said Sonny already had security and he could take care of himself, but Tracy said she thought Gio underestimated Sidwell as a threat. Sonny said the guy was desperate and wanted to pay Sonny back for everything wrong in his life, and Tracy said given the rarity of her and Sonny being in agreement, she thought Gio should listen to them. Gio wondered if he got no say in where he lived.

Carly said Danny and Charlotte’s fathers took comfort in knowing they were safe, but Charlotte said they also wouldn’t want Carly putting herself in danger by going to Windymere alone. Carly said if Jason and Valentin were there, they’d be telling them the same thing, but Charlotte said Carly had helped her and her dad. Let her help Carly get back to her daughter.

Jack struggled against the restraints and struggled to breathe, then passed out.

Boyle said Fitzpatrick was dead, but he was good at keeping secrets. Cassius checked Fitzpatrick’s pulse and said Fitzpatrick wasn’t dead, but he might as well be. His life was over. Boyle said, not necessarily. It would be his word against Fitzpatrick’s and he’d have Cassius’s back. Cassius said, here was what Boyle was going to do. When Fitzpatrick came to, help him. He was walking out of there and no one in this town was ever going to see him again. He left, and outside, he looked at a photo of James on his phone. He took the SIM card out and broke it in half.

Ethan said he was Ava’s bodyguard, and Ava said, courtesy of Sonny. Turner said most bodyguards didn’t introduce themselves to her, and he said he wasn’t most bodyguards. Ava suggested he be seen and not heard, and Turner asked for a moment alone with Ava. Ethan moved away, and Turner said she had questions about Sidwell. Ava said she’d already given the WSB all the information she had, and Turner said she was going to give it again to the acting District Attorney.

Sonny said Tracy was right, but he wasn’t asking Gio to leave. Her worries were legitimate, but he was an adult and they couldn’t tell him where or how to live. It was up to him to decide what to do with the information. Gio said he loved Tracy and decided to move out when he was upset and angry, but he was in a different place now and loved all the Q’s. But Sonny had been there for him his whole life, before Sonny even knew he was his grandson. He wasn’t abandoning him now. Sonny said Gio wouldn’t be abandoning him, and Gio said he knew. He promised to be careful, but he wasn’t leaving his grandpa’s side.

Boyle paced and told an unconscious Fitzpatrick that Cassius said he was fine, so he could go. Fitzpatrick didn’t look fine, but at least he wasn’t dead. That was the important thing, right? It was more than he could handle, so he didn’t think it made him a bad guy if he left. He’d go far away and call an ambulance. It would save both of them, because if Sidwell and Cassius came through that door, they were both goners. They could both be alive or both be dead. So he was going somewhere safe and calling an ambulance. He promised they’d take care of Fitzpatrick. He opened the door, and Fitzpatrick said, wait.

Cassius showed up at the batting cages and apologized for being late, but James said it was okay. Cody had gotten them extra time. Cassius thanked Cody, and James asked if he was catching the bad guys. Cassius said he thought he was done with that, and James said he was glad his dad was there. Cassius said him too. He had big plans for them.

Tracy said there was no shortage of security the night Sonny watched his son, her nephew, almost die in a firebombing attack in Sonny’s penthouse that was meant for him. How was he going to feel if history repeated itself? She left, and Gio said, that wasn’t fair. Sonny said, maybe not, but it was true.

On the phone, Boyle said he had the ice. What should he be doing?… He wrapped a bag of ice in a towel and said, okay. Was there anything else he should do for him?… All right. He’d wait until the ambulance arrived, but please hurry. Fitzpatrick wasn’t in good shape. He was about to put the ice on Fitzpatrick’s head, when Fitzpatrick sat up. He asked, what the hell happened? and Boyle said it was a funny way to say thank you. He’d just saved Fitzpatrick’s life.

Charlotte told Carly that she’d spent a lot of time at Windymere. She knew all its secrets and had explored all of its hidden passageways. She handed Carly a phone and said if Carly followed her instructions, she’d get in and the WSB would never know it. And they’d never see her coming. Carly thanked her and said she’d put this to good use. They were going to stay at the boathouse, right? Danny said they’d heard her, and Carly said if Danny didn’t hear from her by 8 o’clock, she needed him to call Sonny. She’d see them later. Charlotte told her to be careful, and Carly left. Charlotte said they should have never let her go alone. Their dads wouldn’t let her go in there without back-up. Danny said neither would they. They were going to be her back-up.

Josslyn said maybe Obrecht was right about Cassius, maybe not, but she was done waiting for him. The ax was going to drop at some point and she didn’t want to be there when it did. She was going to get out of there, and if Obrecht was smart, she’d come with her. Obrecht asked how Josslyn expected to do that. They’d upped the security since her last brilliant escape attempt. Josslyn said that’s where Obrecht’s brilliance came in. They were going to put that big brain of hers to use. If she could figure out nuclear fusion, she could figure out how to open that door.

Nina came into Jack’s room with a double cheeseburger from the MetroCourt, and saw he wasn’t conscious. She wondered what all this was and said, Jack?

Ava showed Turner all the receipts for Sidwell’s art transactions, and Turner asked Ava to email it to her. Ava said Turner should know, she never trusted Sidwell and would never help him. Turner asked if Ava ever wondered where Sidwell got his money from, but Ava said, no. He was her client and where his money came from was none of her business. She should know, their business took place before Sidwell tried to kill her nephew. Now she wouldn’t spit on that man if he were on fire. Sidwell walked in and said that broke his heart. Given the chance, he’d happily spit on her. Ethan reached for his gun, but Sidwell said he wouldn’t do that. Not unless Ethan wanted these lovely paintings spattered in blood.

Cody’s phone made a sound and he said it looked like his phone was back from the dead, and James said he told Cody it would be okay. Cody said he should probably check his messages and stepped away. Cassius asked James what he thought about getting out of there and giving Cody a break, and James asked where they were going. Cassius said he didn’t know yet.

Cody wondered how many messages he was going to have to delete, when he heard the one from Felicia. Hey Cody. Please call me back as soon as you can. I’d like you to keep James away from Nathan for now. Mac and I have reason to believe that Nathan isn’t who he says he is. Cody looked at Cassius with James, thinking, rut-roh.

Wednesday:

Sidwell told them, hands up, turn around. He was in the market for a traveling companion and was going to take Ava.

Sonny told Gio that the situation with Sidwell was dangerous and Tracy didn’t want him anywhere near it. Tracy was wrong about a lot of thigs, but not this. Gio said he had no intention of moving out of Sonny’s house.

Nina tried to rouse Jack.

Obrecht said during Josslyn’s last escape attempt, they’d lost a valuable access point to the wiring, but Josslyn said it couldn’t be the only wiring that connected to the door.

Carly looked for Lucas at the hospital, but Amy said he’d been called in with a patient, some detective.

Lucas asked, what happened? but Fitzpatrick said he was good. He had to put out an APB for a cop and Sidwell. Lucas said he thought Fitzpatrick might have a concussion.

Nathan suggested he and James get ice cream, but Cody told James that he couldn’t leave. James said he was with his dad, but Cody said his dad may have to take care of something and suggested James stay with him.

Nina took the mask off Jack and said he wasn’t breathing. She called for help, but the place looked deserted. She did mouth to mouth.

Fitzpatrick ran to the desk and asked Amy to call 911. He took the phone from her, and told the operator who he was. He asked for an APB on Detective Nathan West. Carly approached, and Fitzpatrick said Nathan was working with Sidwell who was still in Port Charles. Pick up Boyle while they were at it. He may have information. Fitzpatrick keeled over, and Lucas grabbed him. Carly ran out.

Cody said Nathan should probably take off, and Nathan said he didn’t think he could stay, but maybe James and Cody could get ice cream. Cody said James’s dad had important business, but James said his dad couldn’t go. Nathan said he didn’t have a choice, and James asked if it was police officer stuff. Nathan said he’d made a big mistake and it wasn’t one he thought he could fix.

Sonny told Gio that Sidwell wanted revenge. Gio living with him drew Sidwell’s attention and put a target on his back. Sidwell had lost his son and his mind and had nothing left to lose. He wouldn’t hesitate hurting someone Sonny cared about.

Ava said she didn’t make an amenable hostage under the best circumstances and Sidwell had shot her nephew. Sidwell said he wasn’t sorry. Lucas betrayed him and he didn’t take that lightly. Ava said Sidwell had no problem betraying Marco. Marco was a good kind man, and would never forgive Sidwell for trying to kill the man he loved. Lucas was probably his last thought. She suspected all his son would want from him now was to burn in hell.

Gio said he appreciated how Sonny trusted him to make his own decisions. He got that Sonny was just trying to protect him, but he wasn’t a kid anymore. He wasn’t scared or threatened by Sidwell. Sonny said, being an adult sometimes meant that you recognized you were, but Gio said he was determined to stand by Sonny’s side until Sidwell was done and gone. Sonny said he appreciated that, and Gio said he wasn’t going anywhere unless Sonny told him to. Sonny said he was asking him to, and Gio asked, why? Sonny said his son Morgan was Gio’s age when he died and he couldn’t go through that kind of loss again.

Carly snuck around outside Windymere and wondered about why the big truck was there.

Obrecht produced a blade and pliers and told Josslyn that she’d stolen them from the lab when she’d completed the project. Josslyn said she was an interesting co-hostage, and Obrecht said Josslyn had no idea. Josslyn held out her hand, and Obrecht said, as long as she remembered that brain power could succeed where physical strength failed. With the proper tool and a touch of finesse… Josslyn used the instruments to punch a hole in the wall near the door and thanked Obrecht, saying, those worked great.

James said Nathan would never do anything wrong on purpose, and Nathan said he wished that were true, but he had. He made a big mistake and had to leave, but didn’t want to go without saying goodbye. James said he’d just gotten there, and Nathan said he was sorry. James said he’d come visit, but Nathan said he couldn’t. He knew it was confusing and it hurt. It hurt him too. He wished things were different. After he left, James would hear things about him. Some of them wouldn’t be very nice and a lot of them were true. But if anybody said he didn’t love James, it was a lie. He did love James, more than he ever thought he could, and he always would. James hugged him.

Sidwell said he’d thought Ava would be more cooperative. Sonny probably wouldn’t want to negotiate for her life anyway, despite the fact they shared a child. He was more likely to be sympathetic to… our honorable and lovely ADA. Which meant he had no use for Ava.As he shot the gun, Ethan blocked Ava, and Turner ran forward, pushing Sidwell’s arm down.

Gio said he knew about Morgan and it wasn’t Sonny’s fault. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sonny said Morgan died because Morgan was his son. The pain was so great, it nearly brought him to his knees. The only reason he woke up in the morning was because he had other children and grandkids. He needed Gio to stay as safe as he could make him. Don’t throw everything away because of him. He wasn’t going to tell Gio to leave, but was going to ask him to go. Gio said it didn’t have to be forever, and Sonny said, no. Gio said, okay, and Sonny hugged him and said he loved him. Gio said him too, and left.

Ethan and Ava dashed into the storage room, and Sidwell told Turner, that was very foolish. Turner said Sidwell wasn’t going to shoot her because he needed her, but he said, needs could change. They were going to find out how valuable she really was.

Ethan and Ava barricaded the door with a file cabinet. Ava said they couldn’t leave Turner out there, but Ethan said she was tougher than Ava thought. Ava said Sidwell was crazier than Ethan thought, and noticed he was bleeding. Was he all right? He said, could be better, could be worse, and she said, Sidwell shot him in the ass?

Nina did chest compression and told Jack, don’t die. He took a breath and coughed.

Carly snuck past the living room, but heard Harker ask Cullum, what’s the status on the project? She ran into the living room, and Cullum said Dr. Obrecht completed it, but it would take time to dismantle the device. They walked into the living room, and Cullum said he wanted Harker to make sure they were careful dismantling the device. They’d activate it at the test site. Carly listened from the patio.

Danny and Charlotte followed the path they thought Carly had taken and saw the truck. Danny wondered what it was for, and Charlotte suggested they might be getting ready to move the device if it was finished. They had to stop them. Danny said they would.

Lying on an exam table, Fitzpatrick asked if they couldn’t hurry. He had to find Sidwell and Detective West, or whoever he was. Lucas said Fitzpatrick needed to rest and he’d call security if Fitzpatrick tried to leave. He needed stitches. He was 90% sure Fitzpatrick had a concussion and he needed to slow down. Fitzpatrick said he needed to get out there. Sidwell and Nathan had escaped on his watch, and if anyone got hurt, it was on him.

With tears in his eyes, Nathan said he was so glad he and James got to spend all this time together. He was going to take those times and memories and keep them in his heart for the rest of his life. James was the best kid ever and he was happy James had so many people in his life like his mom and Spinelli and Mac and Felicia and Cody. Cody was his uncle, but also a really good friend. You didn’t get many of those in life, so keep him close and let Cody take care of him just like he’d been doing. Cody loved him. James said Cody was great, but Nathan was his dad. He couldn’t leave again. Nathan said he was sorry. Always remember that he loved him. He left, and Cody said it was okay. He had James. He pulled James into a hug.

Ava said Ethan was losing a lot of blood. This was bad. He needed a doctor. She didn’t have her phone. Did he have his? Ethan said he’d left it in the gallery and asked if she had a landline, but she said, not back there, and they couldn’t leave this room until that maniac decided to go.

Sidwell told Turner to make the call and put it on speaker. She called Sonny, and Sonny said, you all right, Justine? Sidwell said, how wonderful. The local crime lord and the acting District Attorney on a first name basis. It made this easier and a lot more interesting. Sonny asked what he’d done with Turner, and Sidwell said, not a thing… yet. If Sonny wanted it to stay that way, he’d do exactly what Sidwell said.

Nina said Jack was back, and Jack told her to turn off the gas. It was carbon monoxide. She turned it off and asked, what happened? He asked her to take the restraints off him, but she said she wasn’t doing anything until he told her what the hell happened.

Josslyn asked if Obrecht was sure it was the right wire, but Obrecht said it wasn’t a bomb. Typically, with electrical wiring, blue wires controlled a single fixture, like a door lock or a light switch. Whereas red wires… Josslyn said, are live wires, and Obrecht said, exactly. Josslyn said when she’d messed with the light, she just pulled out a bunch of wires and shorted everything out, but the door opened. Obrecht said the shortage probably drew attention they didn’t want. Her relationship with her children might be challenging, but she still preferred not to cut the live wire and leave them motherless. (Another PSA!) So let’s see what happens when we cut the single blue one, shall we? Obrecht cut the wire, and all of the lights went out. Josslyn said maybe she should have just cut a bunch.

Charlotte told Danny that there were men with guns all over the island and they had to stay focused on why they were there. Danny said, to help Carly, and Charlotte said Carly was way outnumbered. If she was going to rescue Josslyn, she was going to need time, so they had to create a diversion to buy her some. Danny said, good thing they came prepared.

Cullum told Harker, as soon as the team dismantled the device and loaded it up, they’d eliminate Dr. Obrecht and Agent Jax. They couldn’t afford to leaved any witnesses. They left, and Carly went back in the living room, but as she went to the door, Harker and Cullum came back in. Gun in hand, Cullum thanked her for saving him a trip.

Ava used pieces of drop cloths as a pressure bandage on Ethan and told him that the drop cloths weren’t cheap. If he died on her, she wouldn’t be happy. He said maybe next time someone pointed a gun at her and tried to take her hostage, don’t insult them and try to fight them, but she said she didn’t like bullies and didn’t cower to men like Sidwell. Ethan said he thought she liked Sidwell, and she said she thought there was something to like. Obviously, she was wrong.

Cullum told an agent that they were leaving as soon as the machine was loaded. Tell the team to get moving. The agent left, and Cullum told Carly, sit. She sat down and told Cullum that he should give it up. He’d already lost. He said, how so? and she said, Valentin went to Geneva and told them everything. They knew everything about Cullum and that he was a double agent. They knew about him working with Sidwell and knew about Faison’s project. His best option was to run. Cullum said, if Valentin went to the WSB for help, Valentin was even more naïve than he thought.

Fitzpatrick told Lucas, Sidwell said Detective West wasn’t really Detective West. He was someone named Cassius Faison. Lucas said, Cesar Faison was Britt and Nathan’s dad. He didn’t know anything about Britt’s disappearance or if Nathan played a part in it, but their father was a really bad guy. Fitzpatrick said it was obvious Nathan, or Cassius, was too.

Nathan uncovered a car in a parking lot that had a license plate from Ontario.

Danny told Charlotte, apparently, they only had one shot at this.

Cullum told Carly, if the WSB believed a word that came out of Valentin’s mouth, they’d have been there by now. He was either dead or thrown in a hole to rot. Or mostly likely, he’d lied to her and never went to the WSB at all. Carly said, run or don’t run. She didn’t care. She just wanted her daughter. He said he’d make sure to bury them together then, when Harker said there was gunfire at the loading dock. Cullum told him to eliminate Carly and meet him there. They’d take care of their uninvited guest and after that, take care of Dr. Obrecht and Agent Jax. Carly said, no! and jumped up, lunging at Cullum, but Harker stopped her.

Jack said Nina had to get to the WSB and tell them everything that happened, and she removed his restraints. She said she wasn’t telling the WSB anything. As far as Cullum knew, he was dead. He said, sooner or later, Cullum would figure out he wasn’t, and he was a sitting duck in there, and she said, money talked and it turned out she had a lot to say. She’d get him another room under an alias and Cullum would never know. She could afford it and needed him alive so he could help Willow get out from under Sidwell and Drew. So if he’d excuse her, she needed to go bribe someone. (Do I smell potential romance?)

On the phone, James told Felicia that he was okay, but his dad had to leave and he didn’t think he was coming back. Felicia said she knew it was upsetting and confusing and felt really horrible, but promised they’d get it sorted out. She’d be home soon. She loved him so much. James said he loved her too, and she asked to talk to Cody. James gave him the phone and he told Felicia not to worry. James was safe now and he wouldn’t take his eyes off him. He did have a couple questions though. She said, so did she, but it sounded like the man they thought was Nathan all but confirmed he wasn’t. Cody said, seems like it, and she said, my God. Anna was right.

Cassius got in the car with his go-bag, and checked the bag for his Canadian passport and cash. He looked at some pictures of him with James, started the car, and left.

Fitzpatrick told Lucas, for all they knew, Nathan could have been running interference for Dr. Westbourne the whole time. He felt so stupid. He’d confided in Nathan and trusted him. He even asked Nathan about the syringe. Lucas said, what syringe? and Fitzpatrick asked if Lucas remembered when he’d asked about the saline, and Lucas said, of course (🍷). Fitzpatrick said he’d found a used syringe when he’d searched Dr. Westbourne’s room and analysis showed it was just saline residue, but Lucas said, that had to be wrong. There was no way Britt was just injecting herself with saline.

Ethan cried out in pain as Ava tied the drop cloth pieces around him like a big tourniquet, and he said he thought she’d helped enough, but she said he couldn’t bleed out in her gallery. Could he imagine the paperwork and the publicity? And the police tape up for days. She couldn’t have that. He said the police tape was going to be up because Sidwell was there, not because his death sullied her storage room, and she said he wouldn’t have gotten shot if he hadn’t leapt in front of her. He said, or if she hadn’t opened her mouth. If she’d gotten shot, Sonny would have fired him. She said, or given him a raise. Why did he take that bullet for her? He said he didn’t have time to think. It was just instinct. (Another budding romance?)

Sonny walked into the gallery and said he was there. No cops, no guns. Sidwell got what he wanted. Let her go. Sidwell said he didn’t think so. He knew Sonny didn’t like to see innocents suffer. Sonny said, only a sick bastard would, and Sidwell said, but this particular innocent would happily watch Sonny rot behind bars. Even so, she could still feel pain and serve as a very viable hostage. So think carefully, please, about his next move.

Charlotte told Danny that they had to go, and Danny set off some firecrackers. They took off, when Cullum and another agent came by and saw what had happened. Cullum told two agents to go after them – now – and told the one he was with to get the device loaded quickly. This would draw too much attention to this place. They needed to get out of there now.

Josslyn said Obrecht had this. She’d gotten the lights back on and she could do this. Obrecht said, silence. Her disposition was such that she did not require constant encouragement or praise. (Same.) This was it. She saw the wire she needed now. Get ready. Obrecht messed with the wires and the door clicked open. She said, now the praise, and Josslyn said she was a genius. Let’s get out of here. She opened the door and an agent blocked their path.

Carly said Harker didn’t have to do this. She was just there to help her daughter. Harker backed her toward the fireplace and she reached behind, grabbing a poker, then whacked him with it.

Thursday:

Felicia apologized to Anna and said she was right about everything.

Ethan told Ava that they had to find a way to stop Sidwell.

Sonny asked Sidwell what he wanted, and Sidwell said he wanted to get away. And Sonny was just the man to help him do that.

Josslyn kicked Cullum’s guy away from the door, shut it, and Obrecht messed with the wires.

Harker backed Carly toward the fireplace and she hit him with a poker, but he bounced back and said now he was going to take his time killing her.

Sidwell said, if Sonny didn’t want anyone to get hurt, he’d fuel up his jet and have it ready for Sidwell and the pilot of his choice to fly out of the country. Sonny told him to let Turner go and he’d call, but Sidwell said she was his trip insurance. Sonny said if he wanted a hostage, take him.

Ave looked for possible weapons, like a staple gun, and Ethan keeled over.

Cody and James went to the stables where Tracy was waiting. She wanted to know who left the paddock door open. Thor had eaten all the flowers. Behind James, Cody shook his head, and she said they could talk about it later. She asked James what was wrong, and James said his dad was gone.

Felicia said Cody called her back and he’d stopped Nathan from walking away with James. He’d said Nathan wasn’t Nathan, but because he was willing to walk away, Cody let him go. He didn’t want to risk putting James in a dangerous situation. She said she was sorry and owed Anna. James was safe because she figured out what was going on with Nathan. Anna said Felicia didn’t owe her anything, but wanted her to tell Dr. Laurent what happened and that it wasn’t something Anna had conjured up in her mind.

Josslyn said they were locked in again and she wished Obrecht hadn’t finished with the device. Cullum was going to wreak havoc. Did she want that on her head? Obrecht said she didn’t and thought she could repair the damage to the door, and Josslyn told her, do it fast.

The device was loaded onto the truck, and an agent told Cullum that they still didn’t know who set off the firecrackers. Cullum told him to keep looking and make sure the device was secure. It was dangerous and volatile and any damage in transit could have outcomes for all of them. As soon as the device was safe for transport, they needed to be gone.

Carly struggled with Harker and as he was about to strike her with the poker, he was shot from behind.

Molly showed up at the stables, and Cody pulled her aside. He said James needed a distraction, and Molly told James that she’d had a lousy day and thought s’mores would cheer her up. Did he want some? James said he wasn’t hungry, startling everyone, and Molly said he didn’t have to eat anything, but she needed help with roasting marshmallows since she wasn’t very good at it. Cody agreed and said he’d consider it a personal favor if James would help her. James said, okay, and they all left. Outside, Tracy asked what was going on, and Cody said, according to Felicia, the man who said he was James’s father, wasn’t.

Cassius asked if Carly was okay, and she wondered whose side he was on. He said Cullum was the one she had to worry about, and she said Cullum just sent someone to kill her daughter and his mother. They had to help them. Cassius asked if she knew where they were, and she said she did. He said the code to the door was 7104, and she asked if he was coming, but he said, no. He had to stop Cullum. She said Valentin had gone to Geneva to tell them that Cullum was a double agent. They could be there already. He said he had to make sure Cullum didn’t leave with the device or it would be bad for everybody, and gave her his gun. He told her to go save her daughter and his mom, and she left. He took Harker’s gun and followed.

Felicia explained to Dr. Laurent that not only was Anna right, Anna saved her grandson from being abducted. The doctor was pleased that Anna was able to separate her fantasies from reality. She’d admitted to hallucinating in the past and was checking to make sure her current experience was real. It was tremendous progress. In French, Anna said she felt like her old self again, and Dr. Laurent said she thought Anna might be ready to go home.

Sonny told Sidwell, put a gun to his head, and his men would do whatever Sidwell wanted, but kidnapping a DA made law enforcement crazy. Turner said it was a federal crime, and Sonny said Sidwell could even say they were in this together. Sidwell said, tempting, but no. Even though it was to his advantage to take Sonny with him, he didn’t think he had the stomach to be anywhere near the man responsible for his son’s death. Sonny said he didn’t kill Marco, but he knew who did. He knew Cullum killed Sidwell’s son.

Ava tried to wake Ethan and slapped his face. He came to, and she told him that he’d passed out. She thought he should get back on the table and she helped him up. She said it wasn’t looking good and they had to do something now.

Carly saw Josslyn and Obrecht through the one-way window and put the combination in, but the door didn’t open. Obrecht told Josslyn that when she put the wires together, the door would unlock. Ready? The door unlocked and Josslyn opened the it to find Carly there. Carly hugged her.

Tracy asked if Nathan actually admitted he was a fraud, and Cody said, in his own way, but he didn’t think James fully understood. He did make it clear he loved James and wished things were different, and Tracy said, poor James. He’d grown up without a father and was losing him again. Cody said it was obvious it was killing Nathan to say goodbye, but he guessed it was better for everyone if fake Nathan just disappeared. Tracy said, probably, but James would never think so.

Cassius snuck around outside, and took a shot at one of Cullum’s men, but the bullet ricocheted, and some men shot back. There was gunfire back and forth.

Felicia said Anna was coming home with them tomorrow, and Anna said it didn’t seem real… but she knew it was. Felicia said she’d pushed for James to get closer to his dad and wondered why she didn’t see that something wasn’t right, and Anna told her not to be hard on herself. He had everyone convinced. Felicia said, except for Maxie. She wondered if Maxie hadn’t gotten back together with him because, on some level, she knew something was off. Anna said she felt for Maxie having to grieve Nathan all over again, and Felicia said Anna was a wonder. She’d just been through hell and was concerned about Maxie, and in the midst of a mental health crisis, she’d uncovered the truth, which allowed Cody to save James. Anna asked if Cassius had left town, but Felicia said it was hard to say. He’d said he was leaving, but Mac put an APB out on him. Anna said, if he was anything like the rest of the family, he’d already disappeared without a trace.

Josslyn told Carly that she was fine and asked how she was there. Carly said Nathan helped her, and Obrecht said she knew Cassius wouldn’t leave them. Carly wondered who Cassius was, and Josslyn said it was a long story. Where was Nathan? Carly said he’d gone to the loading dock to stop Cullum, and Obrecht said he’d get himself killed. Josslyn said she’d go, but Carly said they had to call the police and get out of there. Josslyn exchanged a look with Obrecht and promised Carly that she’d come back safe. She went out, closing the door behind her, and Obrecht made sure it locked.

Ethan passed out again, and Ava shook him, saying he had to stay awake. She didn’t know how to help him, but knew she wasn’t going to let him bleed to death back there. She was going to tell Sidwell that calling an ambulance was in his best interest, and if that didn’t work, she’d beg. Ethan grabbed her arm as she went past and said, wait.

Sidwell said Cullum had been his business partner for years. What reason would Cullum have to kill his son? Sonny said Lucas convinced Marco to turn on Sidwell and his partner killed Marco for it, but Sidwell said Sonny was lying. Sonny said he wasn’t and Sidwell knew it. Cullum gutted his son like a fish. He was in a pool of blood on the floor. He was terrified. He was scared. He was alone. Sidwell shook his head, and Sonny said it was all because of Sidwell. Sidwell lifted his gun, when Turner elbowed him, Sonny grabbed his arm, and Turner got out of the way.

Cassius shot another of Cullum’s guys, when Cullum joined the fray. He said he’d thought Cassius was smarter than this. He should have run when he had the chance. One of Cullum’s men came up behind Cassius, but Josslyn shot him and joined Cassius behind some metal barrels. He asked if her mom got her out, and she said, yeah. He said, what about his? and she said, in rare form, as always. He said they had to get out of there. They were outnumbered.

Cody wondered if he’d done the right thing, and Tracy said all of his options were terrible. He’d picked the least bad one. Cody wondered how James was going to trust anyone ever again, and Tracy said James had Cody. She had no doubt he’d continue to be there for James every single day.

James instructed Molly on the correct way to make s’mores, and she asked him to make another one. He asked why people would be mad at his dad. He didn’t really understand the way his dad explained it. She said sometimes adults could do or say things that kids didn’t understand until they were older. Her dad went away when she was little and she didn’t understand why. She’d thought it was because of her, but it was for other reasons. James said, but he came back, and she said, he did. James asked if she thought his dad would come back, and she said she wished she knew. He said he did get one thing his dad said. He’d told James that he loved him. She said, then he already knew the most important thing there was to know.

Ethan wondered how just a flunky could make a beautiful woman like Ava fall apart, and she told him, rein it in. She had to go get help. He said Sidwell would kill her, but she said, maybe he was just a big talker with lousy aim. Ethan struggled to stay conscious, and she said if he wanted her to stay, he had to keep talking. He said he liked her art, and she said he probably regretted coming back to Port Charles. Although he did get to meet his daughter. He said Phoebe wasn’t his daughter.

Sonny struggled with Sidwell, finally punching him in the face and getting the gun. He said, I’ve been waiting to do this for a long time, you son of a bitch, but Turner said, don’t.

Felicia said having Anna back was all she’d wanted, and Anna thanked Felicia for listening to her Cassius theory. Most people would have dismissed it as delusional, but not her. Felicia said most people didn’t have their history. They’d survived a lot. She knew if the situation were reversed, Anna would believe her. They hugged.

Carly said, today’s Nathan was actually his twin, and Obrecht said the baby she’d thought was stillborn, was not. Carly said, Cassius was raised by Faison and locked Josslyn up in this room, and now Josslyn was going to back him up in a gunfight against psycho Cullum? Obrecht said, it would seem so, yes, and Carly said Obrecht had to get her out of there. Obrecht said she’d worked her magic on the wires one too many times and they no longer worked. Perhaps she could find a workaround, but it would take too much time. Carly said she didn’t care. Figure it out. Obrecht said now she could see where Carly’s daughter got it from.

Cullum got in the truck and started it up, and Josslyn told Cassius that Cullum was leaving with the device. Cover her. She ran out, but one of Cullum’s men shot her and she dropped. Cassius shot the guy and ran to her, but Cullum suddenly appeared. He said he was going to enjoy killing them both and told Cassius, get up. For all the talk of how brilliant Faison’s children were, he was shockingly easy to manipulate. Cassius asked if protecting his mother and sister was some kind of weakness, but Cullum said he only thought he was protecting his sister. Britt never had Huntington’s. Her diagnosis was a lie from the beginning, fabricated leverage to force her to finish her father’s work. Josslyn looked at a gun close by, and Cullum said he’d ensured Britt’s cooperation by manufacturing a fake treatment for a devastating disease she’d never had. And it worked like a charm.

Turner told Sonny, don’t do this. She could guarantee a conviction and Sidwell was the one she wanted to convict, not him. Sonny said he’d be doing the world a favor by taking Sidwell out, but Turner said she wouldn’t cover this up. Did he want his kids and grandkids visiting him in prison for the rest of his life? Don’t do it. Sonny lowered the gun and told Sidwell that she’d saved his life. Sidwell said, and Sonny’s… this time. The police arrived and an officer said, drop your weapons.

Ava said if Ethan died in her art gallery, she swore to God… The police knocked at the door and said, open up. Ava said they needed help. There were two of them and they needed an ambulance. Her friend had been shot. Hurry, please.

Molly offered Cody and Tracy a s’more, and James said he was the marshmallow guy and Molly put them together. Both Tracy and Cody took one, and Tracy told James that she needed to replace the flowers Thor ate. What did he like? James said he didn’t know. They were just flowers. Tracy said he had a great deal to learn.

Obrecht told Carly that crowding her didn’t make her go faster, and Carly said she was just worried about Josslyn. Obrecht said her daughter was impressive and proved herself to be quite resourceful, but Carly said, even resourceful people weren’t bulletproof. Obrecht said she was worried about her son too, but what they were doing was absolutely vital to everyone. Cullum must be stopped.

Cassius said his mother helped build the device and he’d helped Sidwell get away. Cullum won. He was in the clear. He could have left with the device, but no. He had to come back. Was killing him that important? Behind Cullum, Josslyn tried to slide herself over to the gun, and Cullum said when he was about to drive to the cargo ship, he got word that a WSB helicopter was on route to the island. Cassius said Cullum had realized there was no way out, and Cullum said, not for Cassius anyway. Josslyn painfully pulled herself further along, and Cullum said he’d be telling the WSB that Cassius and Sidwell created the device and he’d managed to stop Cassius. Then he was forced to kill him… in the line of duty, of course (🍷). He shot Cassius in the chest and Cassius fell to the ground.

Anna and Felicia said goodnight, and Felicia left. Anna closed the door and Peter August said, nicely done. Did Anna think she bought it?

Cullum said, if necessary, Cassius was always going to be his fall guy, and Cassius said, at least Britt got away. Cullum said it was tragic what happened to his sister. Cassius went through all this trouble to save her from a disease she didn’t have, only to kill her himself. He’d anticipated that Cassius would try to steal the medicine, so he switched the saline for a type of poison. Take comfort in the fact she was probably dead by now. Josslyn finally got the gun, Cullum turned around, and she shot him. She laid back down.

The police handcuffed Sidwell and he whistled as they led him out. Ava came out and told Sonny that the paramedics were putting Ethan in an ambulance. She was going with him to the hospital. He’d lost a lot of blood. Sonny told her to keep him posted, and she said, of course (🍷). Ethan took that bullet for her and saved her life. Sonny said that was the kind of guy Ethan was, and she said, who knew? She left, and Sonny asked if Turner was okay. She thanked him, and he said, for what? Saving her life? She said, for not making her prosecute him for murder, and she pushed him up against the wall and kissed him.

Josslyn watched as a helicopter landed on the helipad. John Oliver got out and led a couple of soldiers through the mess, shooting one of Cullum’s men that was still alive as he passed. He saw Cassius, Cullum, and Josslyn, and checked Cassius’s pulse. He continued on to Josslyn and told her, everything’s going to be okay. He was there to help her.

🌞 Summer Friday…

Lulu and Dante brought Rocco home, and Dante said, with Cullum no longer a threat, Rocco should be safe. Rocco looked at his phone and told them, all the news said was that several WSB agents were killed in an incident on Spoon Island. Director Cullum was among those deceased. It didn’t even say anything about all the crimes he’d committed. Dante said they shouldn’t be surprised the WSB wanted to keep a lid on this, and Rocco said they had to find Britt. Dante said it shouldn’t be too difficult since she was in Port Charles. He’d had her arrested.

Vaughn went to the jail to see Britt, and she said, if it isn’t Mr. Nash from the Five Poppies. She remembered him sulking around Port Charles for a while, then he just disappeared. He said he’d been reassigned, and she asked why he was back. He said the last time he’d seen her, he’d urged her to cooperate with the WSB. He thought this time she might want to take him up on it, if she was as smart as she said she was.

At the station, Danny thanked Molly for setting this up, and Charlotte said, without her help, there was no way the WSB would have agreed to speak to a couple of kids, even if they did kidnap their fathers. Molly reminded them that she was there as their personal attorney, not an assistant DA. It was wise of them to go through a lawyer this time instead of breaking into an international law enforcement agency. Danny wondered if they’d hold that against him, but Molly thought it would be okay. However, she didn’t want them to get their hopes up. Just because the WSB agreed to speak with them didn’t mean they were obligated to disclose any information about their fathers. Charlotte said, the WSB shouldn’t have locked their dads up in the first place and they had to get them out.

At the hospital, Carly wanted to see Josslyn, but a guard said he’d been given strict orders not to let anyone in. She said she wasn’t anyone. She was Josslyn’s mother. He said she still had to wait and she could do it in a waiting room or a cell, when Lucas came along and pulled her away, apologizing for his sister. Carly said he had to get her in, but Lucas said he didn’t have the authority. Carly said Josslyn was shot and almost died. Why wouldn’t they let her in?

Josslyn opened her eyes to see John Oliver, who told her, good morning, Agent Jax. She said, he was… and he said he was indeed. She said he was the head of the WSB, and he told her to feel free to call him Z. She asked what it stood for, and he said it was his nom de guerre (i.e. – war name). She’d been in surgery most of the night. When they found her, she was in pretty bad shape. He’d been told her mother and Dr. Obrecht had been found and were both safe. She said, what about Cassius? Director Cullum shot him. Is he alive?

Rocco said he’d trusted his parents and they’d betrayed him. He got that they hated Britt, but why did they have to keep punishing her for something she did literally a whole lifetime ago? Dante said he didn’t have Britt arrested to punish her. He did it because he was trying to protect her. Rocco said, from what?

Britt said she had bigger problems to deal with than the WSB, and Vaughn said she’d been arrested for kidnapping and the WSB knew she was involved in the development of a cold fusion device. She said she was forced. Guns and ankle bombs were part of the office culture. It was a matter of life and death. He said it was all the more reason to cooperate with the Bureau, and she said she wanted a lawyer. He said that was her right and he’d be in touch, but she told him, wait. If the Bureau knew about the prototype, they knew that Cullum and Sidwell were involved. He said he couldn’t comment on an ongoing investigation, and she asked where they were. The last thing she needed was them coming at her when she had nowhere to run. He said, then she’d be pleased to know that Jenz Sidwell had been arrested for attempted murder. She said, what about Cullum? and he said, Director Cullum is dead, and he left.

Molly told Danny and Charlotte that the meeting didn’t come without risk. For instance, Charlotte wouldn’t know that her father was headed to the WSB if she hadn’t been contact with him when he was a wanted fugitive. Charlotte said, but he was working to expose a corrupt agent, and Molly asked if she knew he was on the run. Charlotte said, of course (🍷), and Molly said she’d aided and abetted a fugitive. They could still press charges. Danny said the WSB owed them. They had to stop Cullum. If they hadn’t distracted them with those fireworks… Molly said, which they did while they were trespassing. Which was why they weren’t to mention any of this. They’d rehearsed this and if they went off script, they could end up getting in more trouble and blowing any shot of helping their fathers.

Lucas took Carly to the breakroom, and she said she had to see her daughter. He said he couldn’t help with that, but he’d spoken to the surgeon and Josslyn was expected to make a full recovery. She said it would also help her daughter’s recovery to see her mother and it would help her own recovery, but he said he could only offer her an herbal tea, and she said okay. He said, about yesterday. He thought they were going to Windymere together. She said she’d come by, but he was busy with a patient and she had to get Josslyn out of there, and he said, she could have been killed. She said she almost was and at the last possible second, Nathan saved her. And it turned out, he wasn’t really Nathan.

Z said he was afraid Mr. Faison didn’t survive (💔😭) and she said, what about Cullum? He said, Director Cullum died from a shotgun wound, but he thought she already knew that. She said, and Sidwell? and he said Sidwell had been captured and was being held by local law enforcement. He needed her full debrief. She was the sole survivor of a firefight that had several of their people killed. He needed to know exactly what happened, without embellishment or self-censor. Then, depending on her account, he’d decide what happened next and to whom. She said she was still a little out of it and wanted to see her mom, and he said that was understandable, but he had to insist. It was best to get it while it was still fresh in her mind, right now. She’d provide a formal account later, but for now it was best for them to go over her statement, one to one.

Dante told Rocco that Britt wasn’t safe. Cullum would have kept searching for her until he found her. Rocco said, she’d wanted to die on her own terms and now she was stuck in jail, and Dante said it was the safest place for her. He had the Tortola police arrest her and transferred her into PCPD custody, so she could have round the clock protection. Lulu said, Cullum would have found her eventually. She was way too vulnerable on her own. Rocco said they could let her go now. They didn’t have to protect her anymore. Dante said he couldn’t. The WSB still had questions for her. She was still in pretty serious legal trouble. Rocco said, if she was, it was all Dante’s fault. She could be free and out of the reach of the WSB if it wasn’t for him.

Josslyn said, Cullum used his position in the WSB to cover his and Sidwell’s tracks. He went so far as to imprison Anna Devane and gaslight her into believing that Cesar Faison was still alive. We saw Josslyn find Anna’s message at Windymere, and she said, once Britt was out of reach, Cullum abducted Liesl Obrecht, Britt’s mother, and he forced her to complete the prototype by using her children as leverage. We saw Obrecht telling Josslyn that it was her only option, and she said, and Cullum stabbed Jenz Sidwell’s son, Marco Rios, to death.

Obrecht went to the jail and said she was glad to see Britt safe and alive. She was worried about her. Britt said she hoped Obrecht didn’t think she kidnapped Rocco. He begged to go with her. Obrecht said, of course (🍷) he did. She just wished Britt had told her that she was going – again. Britt said she wanted to, but was caught up in a huge mess. Obrecht must have a lot of questions. Obrecht said, only one that mattered. Why did Britt never tell her the truth about her brothers? Why didn’t Britt tell her that Nathan was really dead and Cassius had taken his place?

Josslyn told Z that once she was free, she went to help Cassius stop Cullum from transporting the device. Unfortunately, they were blocked in by Cullum’s men. We saw the scene as she talked, and she said, Cassius came to help her, but at that moment, Cullum came back, and he said he was going to pin the whole thing on Cassius.

In the interrogation room, Vaughn and Molly introduced themselves, and Danny said he remembered Vaughn. He was hanging out with Josslyn at King’s Beach last summer. Vaughn said he’d been undercover, and Molly said Charlotte and Danny were there to request a formal inquiry as to the status and location of their respective fathers, Valentin Cassadine and Jason Morgan. Vaughn said he could confirm Mr. Morgan was still in WSB custody. As for Mr. Cassadine… Charlotte said she knew her father spoke to the head of the WSB. Otherwise, they wouldn’t even… Molly interrupted, but Charlotte continued, saying, if it wasn’t for her dad, they wouldn’t even know Cullum was working with Sidwell or what they were working on. Vaughn said, how exactly did she know all that?

Carly said she couldn’t believe she’d let Josslyn go, and Lucas said she didn’t have much of a choice. Carly agreed and said, the second Josslyn heard that Cassius was going to try and stop Cullum, she took off. She was going to go with her, but then Obrecht locked the damn door. She was terrified. It seemed like forever, but then the WSB showed up and put them on a boat and brought them to the hospital to get checked out. They wouldn’t tell her anything about Josslyn, except that she’d been shot. Lucas asked if there was any word on Cassius, and she said they’d told her that his condition was classified and under investigation.

Z thanked Josslyn, and she said there was still one thing she didn’t understand. How did they know back-up was needed? Or was that classified? He said it was, but he’d tell her anyway. He received a visit from Valentin Cassadine. While topping the most wanted list, he made it all the way to Geneva. It was quite a shock to learn Ross Cullum had managed to deceive them for so many years. She said, when it all came out, the Bureau was going to look pretty bad, and he said, that would be an understatement. She said that was precisely why he needed her help.

Britt said she was sorry she hadn’t told Obrecht about Cassius. She’d wanted to so many times. Obrecht said, but she didn’t. Britt let her think her beloved Nathan was still alive. Britt asked Obrecht to understand that her life was in danger. She was being forced to work on this project. Obrecht said, her father’s cold fusion prototype, and Britt said, she knew? Obrecht said, after Britt fled, Director Cullum abducted her and forced her to complete it, and Britt said she was sorry. She didn’t think… Obrecht said Britt didn’t think of many things, especially when it came to her. Why didn’t Britt tell her from the start? Britt said, because Obrecht was so happy to have her Nathan back. She couldn’t bear to take him away from her again. Obrecht said she believed Britt. However, they both knew it wasn’t the only reason she’d kept quiet. There was also something in it for her.

Rocco said Dante had no right to have Britt arrested. He knew Rocco was never kidnapped. Lulu said, that’s enough. His father did nothing wrong. Rocco said he and Britt trusted him and he’d lied. That sounded pretty wrong to him. He stomped upstairs, and Dante said, let him go. He wanted to talk to Lulu about something he didn’t want Rocco to hear. When he’d called Mac to let him know they were coming home, Mac gave him some pretty disturbing news. The guy who’d been walking around town calling himself Nathan wasn’t Nathan. He was an imposter.

Molly said they knew that Valentin Cassadine left Port Charles with the intention of turning himself in to the WSB. Would it be okay if they left it at that? Vaughn said, sure. He could confirm that Mr. Cassadine was taken into WSB custody upon his arrival in Geneva. Charlotte asked if he was going back to Steinmauer, but Vaughn said he couldn’t tell her that. Charlotte said he’d helped them bring down Cullum, and Danny asked if he shouldn’t get some credit for that. Vaughn said the matter was under review, and Danny said, what about his dad? Vaughn said, he was accused of shooting Director Cullum, but Danny said, he didn’t do it. He knew his dad was innocent. Vaughn asked, what made him say that?

Lucas told Carly that the WSB had issued a statement this morning. They said Cullum was dead, but that was about it. She said, he must be relieved, and he said, part of him wanted Cullum to stand trial for killing Marco, but he guessed it was just as well he was gone. Now Marco might finally be able to rest in peace and he could start to put this whole nightmare behind him. She said she wanted that for Josslyn. Her mission was over and the WSB could let her go. He asked if that was even an option, and she said, she almost died. This wasn’t the life she was supposed to have. He said, but it was the life she chose, but Carly said, she didn’t choose this. Jack manipulated her. Josslyn wasn’t like him, and Anna and Valentin were damaged and broken. He said he thought she liked Valentin, and she said she did, but Valentin would tell him the same thing. The WSB used people and were completely mercenary. And her daughter wouldn’t end up like them.

Josslyn told Z that she was the only person who knew what really went down at Windymere last night. So that meant, in her statement, she could say it was Cassius who was behind all of those crimes. All of the murders, the kidnappings, the experiment with the cold fusion, all of it. She could say Cullum died heroically trying to stop them. Z said that would certainly play better for them, and quite frankly, for him, and she said, Cullum was a monster who would be celebrated as a hero. Cassius was going to have his name dragged through the mud. Z said, Mr. Faison wasn’t exactly innocent, and she said she knew that. But in the end he did the right thing. He tried to stop Cullum and he died saving her life. Z said, so her issue was gratitude, but she said her issue was that she hated lying about somebody who was the reason she was still here. But she’d do it if it meant she got something in return. He said he didn’t have her down as the mercenary type, and she said her either, but she was starting to enjoy it. He said, what was it exactly that she wanted? She said she wanted a full release and all charges dropped for Valentin Cassadine and Jason Morgan.

Lulu said it was insane, and Dante said, but it was true. She said Nathan was his best friend and married to her best friend. If he’d had a twin, he would have told one of them. Dante said, unless he didn’t know, and she asked how that was even possible. He said, apparently, Faison took him right at birth and raised him. Obrecht didn’t even know. His real name is Cassius. She said he didn’t just look like Nathan, he acted like him, and Dante said, he must have studied up on Nathan’s life. There were signs. There was a case where he broke the chain of evidence. The real Nathan never would have done that. Then there was the way he was with them before they went to go get Rocco. She said, he was acting cool and a little shady. He’d told her once that his father made him memorize the periodic table. It didn’t make any sense because she remembered Maxie saying the man who raised Nathan didn’t even have anything to do with him. Dante said, he must have been talking about Faison, and she said she guessed the real proof was her. The real Nathan never would have gotten involved with her. He wouldn’t have done that to Maxie. Their whole relationship was a lie.

Britt said she guessed Cassius told Obrecht about her situation with her medication, and Obrecht said he made it clear he was only working with Cullum to ensure she had access to an experimental drug that kept her Huntington’s in check. He’d also told her that Britt was going to run off with Jason and have the medication reverse engineered. She could have done that for her there. Britt said Obrecht was the most brilliant woman she knew, but they didn’t know she would have succeeded. Obrecht said Britt should have given her the chance. Even if she failed, there were so many other ways she could have been there for Britt. But instead, Britt told her lie after lie. Britt said she already apologized, and Obrecht said she accepted Britt’s apology, but if this was how things were between them, what kind of relationship did they really have?

Danny told Vaughn that he didn’t know how, but his father knew Cullum was corrupt and tried to stop him. Now that they knew for sure, they had to let his dad go. Vaughn said he could neither confirm nor deny anything about Director Cullum, but Charlotte said the whole town was talking about it and they saw for themselves what was going on at the loading docks. Vaughn said he got that they were concerned about their fathers, but it was an ongoing WSB investigation, and unfortunately, he couldn’t provide any information at this time. Danny said, when could he? and Vaughn said he didn’t expect it to change anytime soon. Molly asked if he was saying that Mr. Morgan and Mr. Cassadine would remain in custody, and Vaughn said that was correct.

Z and Josslyn shook hands and he asked if there was anyone who could contradict her story. She said, Sidwell could, but… and he said Sidwell wasn’t what he’d call the most reliable witness and he didn’t think Sidwell would want to incriminate himself. She said there would be pushback from Cassius’s mom and sister, but they didn’t witness what happened on the dock, so she had final say in that. He said hers was the only say that counted. Did she feel like giving her official statement? She said, if it was brief, and he said, the recording would be reviewed by a government agency, so brief was preferred. She said she knew what to say, and he said, good. He’d send in the team and she could share her truth. She said, such as it is, and he said she was quite impressive. He suspected she had a long, bright future at the WSB.

Lucas said, maybe Carly was right and Josslyn would want to walk away. Carly had said the reason Josslyn joined the WSB was because she’d felt powerless over Dex’s murder. Carly said, there were other reasons. Josslyn had unresolved feelings around Morgan’s death and Sonny’s part in it. Sonny’s part in a lot of things. He asked if she was saying that Josslyn joined the WSB to get at Sonny, and she said, not really. Sort of. He said he used to feel the same way about Sonny, but he couldn’t see this ending well, and she said neither could she. It killed her because her choices pushed Josslyn into this life. She was the one who had to get Josslyn out.

Molly asked Danny and Charlotte to wait outside while she had a private word with Vaughn, and they left. Vaughn asked if he could help her with something else, and she thanked him for his compassion. He said he wasn’t unsympathetic to their situation, and she asked if he’d be willing to arrange some form of communication with their fathers. A quick phone call or even a letter. Just so they knew their fathers were okay. He said he couldn’t make any promises, but would look into it, and she thanked him.

Danny said they couldn’t just give up, but Charlotte said they were just changing tactics. Dante walked in and said now that Cullum was gone, they came straight back. Charlotte asked if her mom was back too, and he said she and Rocco were home.

Rocco came downstairs and Lulu asked where he was going. He said, to see Britt. Please don’t try and stop him. She said she wouldn’t, but she didn’t think Britt could have visitors right now. His dad went to check on her. He said he knew Britt had done bad things. Even she admitted that. He just thought you could still care about someone who’d made mistakes. She said he had a right to his feelings about Britt and it was obvious he cared a great deal about her, and he said Britt cared about him too. They’d offered for her to come with them, but she chose to stay behind to keep him safe. Lulu said Britt did the right thing. So did his dad. He asked if she’d let him know if his dad called, and she said, of course (🍷). He went back upstairs.

Charlotte asked how Rocco was doing, and Dante said, he was good. He was safe. Why were they there? Were they in some kind of trouble? Danny said, not this time, when Vaughn came out and introduced himself to Dante. He asked if Dante had a minute. Dante said, for the WSB, he supposed so, and they went into the interrogation room.

Britt admitted she’d kept things from Obrecht, and Obrecht said allowing her to think Britt was dead for two years was enough. Britt said she’d had no choice, and Obrecht said, but they can’t break the pattern. Britt kept things from her, they reconciled, then Britt did it all over again. Britt said she didn’t do it to hurt Obrecht, and Obrecht said, but it did hurt. She could only conclude that Britt didn’t want them to be close and didn’t want her mother in her life. Message received. She wouldn’t fight Britt any longer. From now on, she’d devote her attention to the child who did want her in his life. (💔😭) She walked out.

Z’s assistant came into his office, and he asked if she knew where Jack’s black box was, but she said she hadn’t seen it since Director Cullum took over. He asked if there was anything else, and she said someone was demanding to see him. He said, demanding? How exciting. She said she told them he was busy, but they refused to leave.

Lucas went in to see Josslyn and said the nurse told him that she wanted to see him. She asked if he’d seen her mom, and he said he saw her this morning. She was worried about Josslyn. Josslyn said she’d see her mom as soon as she could. In the meantime, she owed him an apology.

Dante went to see Britt, and she asked, how’s Rocco? He said he was better now that Cullum was dead, and she said she’d heard. Did they know how? He said they weren’t releasing any details, and she said, at least Rocco was finally safe. That was a relief. He said, for her too, no? She must feel safer now. She said, finally. Not that he cared. He said he cared so much, he had her arrested and put in police custody so it would be harder for Cullum to get to her, and she said, now that Cullum was gone, there was no reason for her to be locked up. So unlock her. He said, unfortunately, that wasn’t his call. Her fate lay in the hands of the WSB.

Outside Lulu’s house, Charlotte said maybe it was better if she did this alone, and Danny said he’d wait there. She went inside, and Lulu hugged her. Charlotte said she saw Dante at the police station and he’d told her Lulu was back, and Lulu asked what she was doing at the police station. Charlotte said, nothing bad, she promised, and Lulu asked how she was. Charlotte said, good. Things got a little crazy while Lulu was gone. She could actually use Lulu’s help. Lulu said, with what? and Charlotte said her dad.

Danny was on the porch, when Rocco came back. Danny said, welcome home, and Rocco thanked him. He said his parents wouldn’t let him see Britt, but he couldn’t abandon her. Danny said, of course (🍷) not. Not after everything she’d done for him. Including lying about his dad shooting Cullum, when Rocco was the one who pulled the trigger.

Carly walked into Z’s office, and he asked what he could do for her. She said, just one thing and it won’t even take a minute, and he said, by all means. He was intrigued. She said she wanted her daughter Josslyn out of the WSB.

On Monday, Sonny asks Ethan what the hell he let Ava do to him; Lulu tells Charlotte that they’re not finished – let’s go; Danny says Rocco is such a hero, be one again; Britt yells to someone to get out and leave her alone; and Carly asks if Z is hitting on her. He says, is it working?

🚑 IMO, both Thursday and Friday’s episodes were stellar. They gave me all the feels. Nathan/Cassius saying goodbye to James was heartbreaking, as well as his valiant effort to stop Cullum and save Josslyn. The wrap up of the prototype storyline was exciting and casting John Oliver as Z was brilliant.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Well, we now know he’s Z the Great and Powerful. Kudos to him on a job well done!

https://ew.com/john-oliver-general-hospital-guest-role-12007625

Goodbyes, hellos, and a maybe someday. Agent Vaughn makes a return appearance.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-goings-bryce-durfee-returns-as-vaughn

Peter is back… sort of.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-and-goings-wes-ramsey-is-back-as-peter-august

After breaking my heart saying goodbye to James, I hate saying goodbye to good/bad guy Cassius.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-ryan-paeveys-cassius-appears-dead-after-violent-shootout-is-this-the-end

The bad guy we loved hating is on the canvas no more. It’s no surprise he sounds like a lovely guy. The most evil ones always are. Check out his IG – it’s a hoot, especially him singing You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling with Chris McKenna (Jack).

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-andrew-hawkes-on-his-exit-as-cullum-cast-bonds-epic-goodbye-exclusive

And adios to Britt’s Huntington’s. Apparently, those breadcrumbs were the real deal.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-reveals-britt-never-had-huntingtons-disease

One can only hope. I loved him together with Obrecht and was disappointed when they just left that die.

https://closerweekly.com/kin-shriners-blast-from-the-past-post-hints-at-a-general-hospital-return

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

Nathan diffused the situation with guest jerk Josef by only engaging minimally. Luckily Cooper finally relieved him so he didn’t have to listen to Josef’s sh*t anymore. Nathan taught Cooper to drive tender and Aesha served a dinner in the dark. In her interview, she said it would either incredible or a complete disaster, and she managed the former. Afterwards, they did the escape room, but it was more like a mystery party, as the guests had to find the crew. Eyebrows Joe was the only one not found and he blew up. It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. However, tolerance for Josef paid off in a $50,018 (!) tip, $3,847 each. In Aesha’s interview, she said she’d grown up in a house where cheese luxury, but the way things were going, she’d have her wedding paid for. Gen went wah-wah-wah about being ignored and cheated on, and in her interview, she said the Luke and Joy situation was making her feel insecure. Gen literally went crying to Luke, and in Luke’s interview, he said he wanted to comfort her. Apparently, his idea of comfort is having sex with the comfortee, but he told Gen, do not tell a soul about this. He needn’t have bothered, since in Joe’s interview, he said you could hear it throughout the boat.

The Valley

Zack had a Big Slutty Gay Birthday party at a club, but on the way there, he rode on the top of an open double decker bus and got whacked in the head by a sign while he was freaking out about possible bird poop on his back. It was the best thing that’s ever happened on this show. I’ve begun despising everyone in the cast, except for Brittany, who I’m pretty sure they kidnapped. Speaking of, Brittany wheedled apology out of Jesse after he’d said they believed Jax over her, but not until Lacy got involved. So was it really sincere? Probably not.

In the City

Yvonne and Nick got married and had a small reception in a private room at a restaurant. The chef said the food had its own story and Kyle sat there open mouthed in amazement. Years ago in Connecticut, I went to what I’d thought was the worst wedding/reception ever. It took place in a room adjacent to a bar, where a football game was being watched, and the patrons were so loud we could hear them. The officiant (also the bride’s father) forgot what state we were in, and they had a cash bar, where wine was served in miniscule glasses when wine was never needed more. There was no music, and as an added bonus, the groom smushed cake in the bride’s face and she ran to the bathroom crying. (I’d warned my husband before our reception that if he did that, he’d be divorced before the honeymoon.) I said all that to say, this was worse. First up during the reception dinner was the topic of Danielle and Eoin and Eoin’s pending divorce. In Danielle’s interview, she said Lindsay had been googling Eoin’s marriage timeline, and Lindsay ended up screeching at Danielle about past transgressions. Then there was a lively and way too long discussion (let’s call it that) about Amanda and Kyle where they were talked about like they weren’t there. There was a lot of yelling, mostly from Lindsay, who told them to stop ruining the lives around them. Figure it out or don’t. The bride ended up crying in the bathroom and the groom told everyone to put a smile on their face, but really, nothing could save this mess of a wedding reception.

Next Gen NYC

Liam reminds me of James Franco. Just saying. Gia apologized for calling Ava a liar regarding Teresa unfollowing her on Instagram, but in Gia’s interview, she wondered why Ava had the receipts on her phone. Hudson believed that he and Ariana would get back together since she hadn’t had a tattoo of his name or something removed, like that isn’t a painful and probably expensive procedure. In Ariana’s interview, she said she’d been trying to change somebody who didn’t want to be changed. Not to mention he’d been hanging out with Charlie, who, as she told Gia, was the worst person for Hudson to hang out with. Georgia had a new boyfriend, and they went to high tea. In Georgia’s interview, she said Prez (yes, that’s his name) being a New Yorker was important to her. FYI, Charlie was also buddies with her ex, Omar, and we flashed back to Omar stuff from last season. Emira met her dad for dinner, and in her interview, she said she’d gone to New York with a little afro and a dream. Charlie thought Shai was crushing on Ariana, and Emira thought Charlie was misunderstood. Brooke Shields’ daughter Rowan Henchy joined the cast, and in Ariana’s interview, she said Rowan was a walking sitcom. IMO, she’s also a breath of fresh air. Love her already.

https://pagesix.com/video/next-gen-nyc-recap-riley-shades-charlie-avas-teresa-receipts-ariana-hudsons-conflict

https://betchesmedia.substack.com/p/best-moments-next-gen-nyc-season-2-premiere

Oh… No, just no.

Real Housewives Of Rhode Island – Reunion Part 2

I didn’t see this at all, but apparently, the husbands joined in on the Reunion fun, so it’s probably just as well.

Random Reality Items

This reboot sounds like it might be promising.

Overreact? Shannon? Never!

I get her grief over her dad’s death and feel badly for her with all the flack over her weight loss. Hopefully, this will give her something positive to focus on.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Undertone. HBO/MAX. Evy hosts a paranormal podcast along with her friend Justin who she connects with over the phone, as she’s moved back home to take care of her dying mother. Evy is a skeptic with a logical answer for everything, while Justin believes in the supernatural. After being sent anonymous recordings of a couple experiencing paranormal happenings, Evy starts to rethink her perspective, and we once again learn the lesson of not repeating weird phrases heard from the beyond. I’d expected more out of this A24 film. While there were tense moments, I had the feeling it was written by someone working out their Catholic guilt and thought the ending looked like they’d gone over budget and had to go on the cheap. It wasn’t the worst horror film I’ve seen, but far from the best.

https://www.slashfilm.com/2204285/a24-horror-movie-undertone-streaming-hbo-max

The Last Ship. Netflix. Netflix recommended this to me. No doubt because the word apocalypse was in the description. An apocalypse has wiped out 80% of the world’s population, but because they were at sea, an Arctic bound ship remains in the clear. It’s also the world’s only hope for a cure. As if that wasn’t enough pressure, they’re also trying to maintain peace in an unstable society. Not sure how Looper can equate it with The Walking Dead or Collider can compare it to The Last of Us, since it’s a far cry from either of those shows. What it did remind me of was Falling Skies, minus the aliens. TBH, I’ve only seen a handful of episodes, but it seems formulaic – macho good guy, beautiful scientist, crotchety old guy, the sarcastic rebel – so while I’ll probably stick it out in the hope it gets more interesting, it’s not on my high-priority list. A series shown on TNT from 2014 to 2018, had I been watching it on regular television, I’d have probably dipped out by episode 4.

https://www.looper.com/2203204/eric-dane-post-apocalyptic-series-the-last-ship-streaming-netflix

https://collider.com/netflix-the-last-ship-eric-dane-streaming-success-june-2026

Battle Royale (2000). TubiTV. Ever since I read that Quentin Tarantino called this a cinematic masterpiece and one of his favorite films, I’ve been dying (no pun intended) to see it. While I would have preferred to see this Japanese cult classic in its original language with subtitles (almost always preferable as much is lost in translation), at present, I could only find it available as a dubbed version. Still, it was well worth watching. A combination of Lord of the Flies and Squid Game with a little Kill Bill thrown in for good measure, a class full of ninth graders are drugged and transported to an uncharted island by the government where they’re forced to fight to the death until only one of them is left. Gory AF, it wasn’t looked upon kindly by Japanese government officials, since it throws the not-so-subtle shade at them often seen in Japanese films like Godzilla Minus One. Regardless of the carnage, it’s visually stunning, the young actors are flawless, and the character’s backstories are thought-provoking.

https://www.slashfilm.com/814324/why-the-battle-royale-remake-was-canceled-for-good

Strung. Peacock. Classical violinist Laila is out of work and money, so she takes a job with a rich family as nanny and piano teacher to matriarch Audra’s granddaughter Zuri. Zuri’s father was a famous rapper who died from an overdose, which is how the family acquired their wealth. Zuri’s mother also lives on the premises, and is pregnant with her new husband’s baby, although she is somewhat distant with Zuri. At first, Zuri is obstinate and contrary, but eventually Laila wins her over and the two bond. Laila also blames herself for her little sister’s death, and hopes for redemption by helping Zuri. But as usual, things are not what they seem, and the grandmother has an underlying motive for hiring Laila. While not my favorite thriller, the premise was still intriguing, the acting was fantastic, and there were enough twists and turns to hold my interest.  

All the spoilers.

🐾 Declaring Their Independence…

🐕 Twice the rescue.

https://people.com/3-pups-find-new-homes-with-police-officers-who-rescued-them-12010702

🐶 A true survivor.

https://people.com/dog-rescued-from-rubble-after-venezuelan-earthquake-12009719

🐈 Where’s that kitty?

https://people.com/missing-cat-found-trapped-under-newly-installed-bathtub-12011002

4th of July emoji sticker, US retro smiling face with bolt and star eyes, vector design element USA flag retro smiling face with bolt and star eyes, 4th of July emoji sticker, vector design element usa flag emoji stock illustrations Fourth of July fun is for pets too.

https://newschannel9.com/news/instagram/patriotic-paws-viewers-share-how-they-dressed-up-their-pets-for-americas-250th-4th-of-july-independence-day-dogs-cats-puppies-kittens-furry-friends-viewer-photos-videos

https://www.bustle.com/articles/91860-12-animals-dressed-up-for-the-fourth-of-july-because-they-love-america-just-as-much

🚨 But make safety their top priority.

https://people.com/missing-pet-expert-shares-tips-to-keep-dogs-safe-on-july-4-12011026

🎆 Quotes of the Week

To be nobody but yourself – in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else – means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting. – e.e. cummings

You are not called to be a canary in a cage. You are called to be an eagle, and to fly sun to sun, over continents. – Henry Ward Beecher

Music doesn’t lie. If there is something to be changed in this world, then it can only happen through music. – Jimi Hendrix

We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us.Joseph Campbell

Whatever you are, be a good one. – Abraham Lincoln

Happiness depends to some extent upon external conditions, but chiefly upon mental attitudes. – Paramahansa Yogananda

Collaboration begins with mutual understanding and respect. – Mori Taheripour

Every one of us is losing something precious to us. Lost opportunities, lost possibilities, feelings we can never get back again. That’s part of what it means to be alive. – Haruki Murakami

The ability to discipline yourself to delay gratification in the short term in order to enjoy greater rewards in the long term, is the indispensable prerequisite for success. – Brian Tracy

Impossible is for the unwilling. – John Keats

A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Never stop just because you feel defeated. The journey to the other side is attainable only after great suffering. – Santosh Kalwar

Shut up and meditate. – Anabelle Chua, 90 Day Fiancé

 📯 Party Like It’s 1776…

Until next time, stay safe; stay enjoying Independence Day, but don’t drink and drive; and stay following rule number one and don’t die. At least not for doing something stupid.

Video > Neil Diamond – America (From “The Jazz Singer” Soundtrack / Audio)

April 16, 2020 – Snake Not On a Plane, Sonja Was Not a Trophy Wife, John’s Choice, Chefs Go To Market, Camp Coming & Closer

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

 

General Hospital

I swear, I could get up at 5 am, and still be running late around 3 pm. I missed the beginning, but from what I could hear, it sounded like they were just reviewing the end of yesterday’s episode.

At the hospital, Michael tells Sasha it would be nice to paint Nelle as a demon, and have her banished to a parallel dimension. Sasha says she can picture Diane making that argument, and Michael says, Diane is so good, she’d probably make it halfway through the argument before the judge would realize, and hold her in contempt. Sasha likes the Wizard of Oz approach. Bringing Nelle and Michael up front, and dumping a bucket of water on them, to see who doesn’t melt. Carly comes by, and says, that sounds good. Sasha says she’s getting punchy, and Carly says, long hours at the hospital will do that. Who wouldn’t want to see Nelle turn into a green puddle? Michael gets serious, and says he can’t afford to think like that. If he’s wrong, Wiley pays.

At Violet’s party, Maxie tells Robert, now that Obrecht is going to the Hague, can he drop his vendetta against Peter? He says he doesn’t have a vendetta, but she says, whatever he’s calling it, instead of treating Peter like a suspect, why doesn’t he see what they have in common? He says, those they love? and she says, besides that. He says he can’t think of anything, and she says Obrecht tried to kill them both. Robert is used to bouncing back, but Peter has suffered enough. He says, that’s a matter of opinion, and Maxie says she’s known Robert literally her entire life. He says that’s why he wants what’s best for her, and she says he needs to accept what’s best for her is her own decision; like she needs to accept he’ll never see Peter for the wonderful man he is. We flash back to Robert asking Anna if it ever occurred to her that Peter could be Alex’s son. It’s her big chance to sever all ties to Faison. Anna says she’ll never abandon Peter, and Robert says, Peter is an adult, and every bit as treacherous and sadistic as his father. We move to Peter saying, Robert knows he went to Pentenville to visit Shiloh, and Robert saying, but he doesn’t know why. Why doesn’t Peter shine some light on that? We go to Robert telling Peter that his family doesn’t see the dark side of him, but they will. Peter says it kills Robert that the people he cares about, care about and love Peter. There’s nothing he can do to convince Robert, so let those they care about speak for him. Robert says Peter thinks highly of himself. It was Faison’s undoing, and will be Peter’s too. Next, Robert tells Anna that something is wrong. If she wants to deny what’s in front of her face, that’s one thing, but if she denies what’s in her heart, it might come back to bite her. We shift to Robert asking Anna how long Jason has been suspicious, and telling her that she has a Peter-sized blind spot. It’s going to get her into trouble, and when Peter goes down, Robert doesn’t want Anna going with him. There are things in the works, and they’re going to show her what her would-be son is really like. We flash back to Robert accusing Peter of shopping his deal with Sam and Jason to the AG. Peter asks why it matters, unless Robert is up to something shady. Robert thanks Peter for getting him off this production. Now it’s just Peter and Jason. He knows Jason is a trained killer, and Jason knows the truth. He’s coming to get Peter, and this time Anna’s not going to be able to save his sorry butt. In the present, Robert tells Maxie, she’s right. He’s never going to see what she does. Good party. He leaves, she sighs, and Peter walks in, no doubt from listening in the next room.

In the park, Chase tells Willow, maybe they shouldn’t have gone to the party. She says they couldn’t have missed Violet’s birthday extravaganza, but he says he sees what it did to her. She says, it’s not the party; it’s the day. He should go back. He says, and leave her alone? but she says she can handle a walk by herself; she’s resourceful. He says she’s one of the most resourceful people he knows, but it’s how it weighs on her that Nelle might get custody. She says, it’s one thing if Nelle objects to elective surgery, but what if Wiley gets worse and she still refuses? He says, Michael has excellent lawyers, and she says, but what if it’s not enough? He says she’s been more of a mother to Wiley than Nelle, and she says, but she’s not his mother.

Olivia sees Robert heading for the door, and says, sneaking out? He says, guilty. He needs her to do him a big favor. She says, it depends on what it is, and he says he has some pressing business to take care of, but he doesn’t want to disappoint Violet or Anna. She says he could play the didgeridoo one more time, and see how Anna feels. He says it’s complicated, and he needs a bit of a cover created. If someone asks if they’ve seen him, she can say she saw him in the kitchen or the garden. If she does that, he would be so much in her debt. She likes the sound of that, and says she’s got it.

On the phone, Peter says he needs the distraction now. The sooner the better. Make it happen.

Aiden goes inside, and Charlotte follows, but Ava is behind her with Avery. Ava says she’s been telling Avery about Charlotte’s horse. It’s too soon for Avery to have lessons, but Avery loves horses. Avery says she and her grandfather had a sleepover with them in the stables. Ava says maybe Avery could watch Charlotte ride, or maybe have a horse of her own. Charlotte tells Avery, the back stall at Windymere is the best. Butterscotch used to have it, but Charlotte doesn’t live there anymore. Avery asks if Charlotte used to live in the big house, and Ava says, Charlotte did, but she and Nikolas live in the house now. She takes Avery back to the party.

Aiden reaches for the piñata, but Charlotte says, don’t touch it! He says he’s not going to hurt it, and she says she’s sorry she yelled. There’s a big surprise in there, and everybody needs to be here to see it.

Jason tells Sonny, he gave Anna a heads up for him, and she said thank you. She hasn’t seen anything out of order, but she’ll keep her eyes open. Then, a half hour later, Cyrus called, asking to meet with Sonny, and for Jason to relay the message. Sonny says, one thing about Cyrus, he’s doing it the right way.

Maxie tells Peter, he missed Georgie getting her fortune told. It was quite an event, but she has it on video. He says he has Invader business to tend to, and she asks if he has to duck out. He promises it’s important, and says he already told Anna goodbye. She says she’ll stay and sit back, watching the kids fight for candy like a teeny Hunger Games, where no one has to die. He says he’ll see her later. We flash back to Maxie in the cemetery, thanking Peter for saving her and the baby, and saying, Nathan would thank him too. We move to her saying that she’s lucky to have Peter in her life, accepting the fund for Nathan, and telling him that the rest of the family will come around. Peter feels the baby kick, and Maxie says she keeps wondering who he’ll be like; her or Nathan. Peter guesses, a little of both, and she says she can’t wait to meet him. Peter says, that makes two of them. Next, Peter asks Maxie to accompany him to the Nurses Ball, Maxie goes into labor on the way, and Peter delivers the baby by the side of the road. We flash back to Maxie telling Peter that she had to atone for mistakes she made too. He says she’s come a long way; maybe there’s hope for him too. We go through their relationship so far; Peter saying she’s his only true friend, and he’ll forever be sorry for hurting her; Maxie saying that being stuck in the elevator with him, personalized her being done with bitterness, and considering she’s been forgiven, it’s her only way to pay it forward; Peter telling Maxie that he cares more about her than anyone he’s ever cared for, and Maxie saying he’s the first person who’s made her feel this way since Nathan; Peter taking Maxie to Paris on a private jet, but them getting stuck in Toronto instead. We see their first kiss, deciding to move in together, and their first Christmas when Maxie gave Peter a personalized stocking, telling him that he’s officially family and she loves him. He tells her that he never had one, and it’s funny how the smallest things get you. We end with Maxie telling Peter, nobody can come between them, except them.

Robert sneaks into Peter and Maxie’s place. We flash back to Anna telling him that he’s targeting Peter, and asking, why can’t he accept the official story? Why can’t he leave it alone? He says he can’t, and she says, there’s no immediate danger or imminent threat. He’s looked the other way before. There’s no reason for him to be digging, except for his almighty ego, and need to be right. He says he’s not going to watch her wreck herself for a murdering SOB. In the apartment, he says, okay, Henrik. Let’s see what you’re hiding.

Franco asks Aiden, what’s up? and tells him to grab the piñata. Aiden tells him, Charlotte said to leave it alone, and Franco suggests they look at it. Ava tells Elizabeth, if someone had said years ago, that Franco would find happiness showing a child a non-violent piñata, she wouldn’t have believed it. Elizabeth says, he’s changed, and Ava says he’s truly, genuinely happy, and it’s all because of Elizabeth. Elizabeth says, they’re pretty happy together, and Ava wishes she could say the same about her and Nikolas. In the beginning, she thought they were a good match; two outsiders, comforting each other. Now she’s not so sure. Elizabeth says they’re completely different people. Ava is an extrovert, and Nikolas has spent his life under the mercy of other people’s opinions. If he did something bad, it wasn’t bad enough, but if he did something good, it wasn’t good enough. He’s given up on his better angel from time to time. Ava says, no wonder he’s lonely. He puts up a great front, but when he’s home alone, he walks through the house, practically haunting it. He had such high hopes for his return, and he got what he wanted, but no one was happy for him. Elizabeth says, he did some reprehensible things. He should have thought twice about it, if he didn’t want to be held accountable. Ava thinks Nikolas thinks so too. It’s taking its toll. There’s an emptiness she can’t reach.

Chase tells Willow, it’s okay, but she says, it’s not. Wiley’s not a person to Nelle. He’s a means to an end; a weapon to use against Michael and his family. He knows Nelle better than anyone. Does he think if the worst happens, and Nelle gets Wiley, she can look past her selfish needs, and think about Wiley’s best interests? She sure as hell doesn’t. We flash back to Nelle in Charlie’s, saying she wants to change Wiley’s name to William; he’ll adjust. Willow tells her, Wiley is a person, and Nelle says she’s sick of Willow and her self-righteousness. She’ll raise Wiley how she pleases, and Willow needs to remember that her son is dead, and stay the hell away from Nelle’s. Willow throws a drink on Nelle. In the park, she tells Chase, sorry she keeps going on about it. Between her and Michael, it’s probably all he hears. He says, there’s a simple solution. It’s not easy, but the way to improve Michael’s chances in fighting Nelle is for Willow to marry him.

Michael tells Carly and Sasha, he keeps going back to Diane’s strategy. It won’t do any good to make Nelle look bad; he has to look good. Carly says, it’s not an acrimonious divorce. It’s not he said she said. Nelle’s crimes are a matter of public record. He says, if he piles it on Nele, it might make the judge more sympathetic. If he calls her out for the horrible, deranged things she’s done, it could backfire, and she could be seen as a victim. We flash back to Nelle being in the hospital, and Michael saying he’s not going anywhere. We move to Nelle saying she admires Carly as a mother. She made a mistake, but at least understand that she wanted to name the baby Morgan to honor him. Let her make things right. We see Nelle telling Michael, their son didn’t make it, and saying the crash killed him. It’s Michael’s fault. He was too busy trying to get her to confess. He says, she’s blaming him? Jonah is dead because of her. She says he was the one driving. If it’s anyone’s fault, it’s his. He hated her so much, he killed their baby. He’s ruined everything. We flash back to Nelle in jail, telling Carly, if only she’d known Jonah was alive. Brad ripped him from the safety of her arms. Carly says Nelle will never see Wiley again, and if the legal system doesn’t do it, she will. At the hospital, Carly tells Michael, Nelle is a master victim, and Michael says he has to show the court the reason he’s the best parent for Wiley.

Willow says, Chase told Sasha it was insane, but he says he’s had time to think. He sees Willow agonizing over Wiley, but it’s not his decision to make; it’s hers. If she wants to help, she’s got to marry Michael. If her decision is not to marry him, she’s got to take a step back, and let it be Michael’s problem, not hers. We flash back to Michael telling Willow, Nelle is great at faking it, but she’s the real thing. It’s like saccharine versus sugar. One tastes fine, until you have the real thing. She’s the real thing, and the judge would see her love for Wiley.

Sonny says Cyrus knows better than to contact him, so he’s using Jason as a go-between. Jason asks, why risk it? and Sonny asks if he thinks it’s a risk. Jason says Cyrus ambushed Sonny once, he could do it again. Sonny says, maybe Cyrus wants peace, and Jason says, on his terms. Sonny says, if they were his terms, Cyrus would be gone, and Cyrus knows this. Jason says, Cyrus just got out of prison. The last thing he wants is to be charged with another crime. Sonny could call his bluff by making a concession. Sonny says, that’s not going to happen. He needs to know Cyrus’s next move.

The kids gather around the piñata, and Finn says it’s the moment they’ve been waiting for. Is everybody ready? Anna asks if Violet wants to be first, but Violet says, let somebody else go. Anna spins Violet around, and she points to Charlotte. Charlotte suggests Avery have her turn, but Olivia says if they start messing with the rules, somebody’s feelings will get hurt. Charlotte approaches the piñata, takes a ribbon, and pulls.

Jason tells Sonny, Cyrus is fresh out of prison, far from his base of operations, and lost an expensive shipment. Sonny says, his partners are unhappy, and Jason says, Cyrus can’t come after Sonny unless he knows it will work. It’s Sonny’s city, and he has all the advantages. Sonny says, not all. Cyrus has the Police Commissioner under his thumb. Jason says, Jordan could give Cyrus room to maneuver, and clamp down on them. If Cyrus is free to operate, over time, it could hurt them. Sonny says, that’s the key – over time.

Aiden pulls a piñata ribbon, but nothing happens. Franco tells him, it’s okay. He’s in a perfect position to dive for candy. Violet is spun around, and points to another child. Charlotte looks nervous, but the other kids keep taking a turn, and nothing happens. Danny pulls a ribbon, but still nothing, and now Charlotte is like, come on. Avery is up, but the piñata still doesn’t open. It’s Violet’s turn, and Anna asks where Robert is. He’ll want to see this. Olivia says she thinks he’s on the patio.

Robert looks around, and opens drawers. The front doorknob turns.

The kids chant Violet’s name. She pulls a ribbon, and candy rains down. The kids drop to the floor, scrambling for it. Ava says, it’s precious, and digs in her bag, presumably for her camera. She drops the bag, and Nagini slithers out. Everyone screams, and Charlotte smiles.

On Monday, Robert confronts Spinelli about looking for dirt on Peter (we assume it’s Spinelli whose jiggling the doorknob), Laura tells Lulu that Valentin wants the same thing they all do, and Valentin tells Nikolas to stay away from his daughter.

Tomorrow, the episode from January 17, 2018 is listed in the guide. I can’t decipher exactly which one it is, since the blurb is vague, but it’s around the time of Jim Harvey and Nathan being revealed as Obrecht and Faison’s son.

The Real Housewives of New York City

Ramona has made plans for the women to visit a vineyard. In her interview, she says she wants to make sure they’re not bored and fighting, so they’re going to a winery. In Dorinda’s interview, she says, surprise, surprise. LuAnn woke up complaining about her room. We see a clip where – horrors! – the Countess saw a spider, and tells everyone she’s going to the chiropractor. The women take a limo, and go to the vineyard restaurant for lunch. Leah orders merlot. In her interview, she says she’s not an alcoholic, but didn’t like what alcohol was doing to her life. She stopped drinking, but now drinks when she wants, and she’s been drinking a bit over the last six months. Ramona gets a text from LuAnn saying she can’t make it. She got her neck cracked, and the doctor told her to take it easy. She’ll see them later. In Leah’s interview, she asks, in what world would you invite someone battling sobriety to a winery, and act surprised when they don’t want to go? It’s not a big riddle. Dorinda says after only 24 hours, they got Leah to drink. Ramona says, the weekend isn’t over yet. I didn’t see them pour Leah’s wine, but WTF? It’s like maybe two sips. Either she guzzled something when I wasn’t looking, or they are cheap with a pour. At a winery. In Ramona’s interview, she says bonding means opening up with what they’re feeling inside, and we flash back to her and Bethenny discussing their fathers. She says, that’s how they get close and get to know one another, rather than talking about superficial stuff.

Ramona tells the women, she came from a disruptive household. Growing up, she would play music, and look out the window at the clouds, wondering what was out there for her. Years later, driving back from the Hamptons, she felt like she was sixteen again, questioning what was going on with her life. Dorinda says she has goosebumps, and Ramona tells them, she said, mommy, help me. Sonja is impressed with the self-realization, and says she’d thought Ramona was avoiding the topic. In Ramona’s interview, she says it’s important in life to feel safe with a person, and it scares her that she doesn’t have that in her life. Tinsley says she has the same feeling, and she doesn’t even have a child. At least all of them have had those things, and checked them off. Ramona says, it’s not a box you check, and Dorinda says she enjoys Tinsley, but she has frustration with her. It’s like how they were talking about icebergs on the Discovery channel. As big and beautiful as they are on the surface, 90% of them are under water. She feels like she’s only seeing the tip of Tinsley. It’s not about being nosey, but getting to know her. Sonja says she didn’t even know Tinsley had a new boyfriend.

Tinsley says, Bruce is from Chicago, and has three children and two ex-wives. She’s never really been around children, and was surprised she could deal with that, and be a part of the family. She doesn’t know if it’s going to be long term; she’s not used to being one of an army of people, and wonders, where does she fit in? Leah thinks Brett is being selfish. We see a clip of Leah asking Tinsley if she feels like she’s wasting her time, and Tinsley says she always feels that way. She tells the women, she probably won’t have her own kid with this guy. Every time she sees him, it’s with his family, and she needs alone time with him. Leah says, they’re also socializing with his friends. In Tinsley’s interview, she says she doesn’t like being sixth on the totem pole.

It’s Leah’s turn, and she tells everyone, after high school, her parents sent her to rehab. When they came to get her, they told her she wasn’t coming home. In her interview, she says she was an effed up teenager, and put her parents through hell. They told her that they couldn’t have her disrupting her brother’s and sister’s lives. She tells the women, her parents told her that they couldn’t have her there, and took her to a halfway house run by nuns. They drove her to a nunnery in Upstate New York, and drove off. She wondered what was happening to her life, but later realized that her mother was trying to save her life. She had to face the consequences of the things she was doing, but it gave her perseverance. She’s been though the worst. In Ramona’s interview, she says Leah had the vulnerably to confide in them, and she has empathy, since she went through a bit of that herself

Dorinda gets weepy, and says she needs another napkin. She’s been crying for a month, and doesn’t know what’s wrong with her. She says she’s scared every day, and starts to cry. Leah asks what she’s scared of, and Ramona comes around the table and hugs her. Dorinda says everyone thinks she’s strong and able. She’s the anchor for everyone’s boat, but sometimes she wants to be the boat, and be anchored by someone else. Ramona says Dorinda is overwhelmed, and Dorinda says she’s always running the show. Ramona says Dorinda does for everybody, and in Dorinda’s interview, she says, life is heavy. She wakes up worried, and goes to bed worried, and has no one to share the burden with. John never had these kinds of responsibilities. She’s tapped out. Leah says the pressure is always on women to do everything.

Ramona says Sonja is next. Sonja says she’s at the point Ramona was, wondering how she got there. She runs around, pays the bills, and has one foot in the nursing home. She didn’t sign up for this. Then you die. Dorinda says, she thought they were supposed to be expressing their hearts, and Leah wonders where the oxygen tank is. In her interview, Dorinda says, Sonja has had a couple of drinks, and she’s talking about everything except what makes her vulnerable. Stop her. Ramona looks at her phone, and says she’s checking on where she’s having her party. In her interview, she says she’s having a fabulous cocktail party at Joe Ferrell’s home. It’s stunning, and the women’s mouths are going to drop.

Back at the house, Tinsley tells Leah, she went on a date with Joe, and it was the lamest date ever. It was a basketball game. Leah says, and he didn’t even feed her or anything. In Tinsley’s interview, she says she found out he’d also dated Bethenny. He wasn’t her type, and she doesn’t think he drinks either.

LuAnn gets back, and in her interview, she says she didn’t want to miss any bonding, but she’s glad she took care of her neck. She didn’t sleep well, and between the spiders and the smell, she’s not comfortable. Dorinda asks how Ramona’s afternoon was, and Ramona admits she had had date. In her interview, Dorinda says she’s never seen a person slip in and out of dates so quickly. It’s like sliding doors. We flash back to Ramona leaving various events for a date, and Dorinda says, it’s impressive. Ramona says he was Persian, sexy, and more flirtatious than she is.

Ramona tells LuAnn to come to her bathroom to do makeup. LuAnn goes upstairs, and in her interview, Ramona says LuAnn’s floral dress does not belong in the Hamptons. It belongs in Nantucket or Atlanta. In LuAnn’s interview, she says she’s glad she missed lunch. By the looks of it, Sonja was over-served, and they’re not even at the party yet.

On the way to the party, in one limo, Ramona tells Dorinda that Joe is a major developer. In the other limo, LuAnn tells Sonja that she’s interested to see the house. Sonja says, Ramona is a social butterfly, who needs to be knocked down a notch. It’s not a good look. Sonja says she’s trying to hang onto her long term friends, but Ramona is more interested in the rent-a-crowd, party filler people. In Sonja’s interview, she says, Ramona is showing off her fancy friends, but it’s just another boring party, with stiff people, and a lot of small talk. She thinks Ramona forgot what’s important in life.

The house, named Sandcastle, is massive, and there’s a humongous mirror in the entryway. Ramona says she’s in love with it, which is no surprise. LuAnn says the house is for sale, and Sonja says no wonder they were invited. She realizes that the four of them sharing the limo – her, LuAnn, Tinsley, and Leah – all have mug shots. Leah’s says, it’s a bunch of weird white people, and in her interview, she says, it’s not the type of party she’s used to. It’s weird Eyes Wide Shut sh*t. By the end, she’s going to be taken to a back room and made to be someone’s bitch. (I just have to interject that I had a hard time keeping my eyes wide open when I saw Eyes Wide Shut. It wasn’t nearly as interesting as I thought it would be, and that one-note piano score was sleep inducing.) Sonja is disappointed that there’s no gin, and goes for Tito’s. Ramona introduces everyone, and Sonja says she’s being so formal. In Tinsley’s interview, she says, Sonja lived like Ramona is pretending to. Sonja tells Ramona, they might be in a $39 million home, but act like she’s in her $7 million home; she likes to be down-to-earth. In Ramona’s interview, she says, with Sonja, she has to bring herself down, while with her other friends, she has to elevate herself.

Ramona accuses Leah of chewing gum, like it’s a crime, and Leah says, no, she’s not. She walks outside with Tinsley, and says she swallowed it. Ramona’s eyes scared the hell out of her. She saw Ramona’s eyes, and just swallowed the gum. Ramona just scolded her, but she’s not from the royal family. Inside, Sonja says she thinks Leah is classy, but doesn’t look classy; she’s rough around the edges. Ramona thanks Joe for letting her use the house. In her interview, Tinsley says, it’s weird seeing Joe. She thinks he and Ramona would make a good couple. The way Ramona is batting her lashes, he seems to be into it. She tells Leah, Ramona is flirting as usual. In her interview, Leah says, Joe seems like a nice older gentlemen. Men who are short and unattractive still have women running after them if they have money. It’s the world we live in. In LuAnn’s interview, she says, it’s hard not to drink. The bar is there, and everyone is drinking. She was hoping Leah would be her wingman by not drinking, but it’s not happening. She’s lost her sober companion.

Ramona gathers everyone for a house tour, and they check out the bowling alley in the basement. The women are impressed, and Joe says his house just made him hotter. In her interview, Leah says, exhibit A. She rests her case. Tinsley is having a hard time bowling in heels, and gets a gutter ball. On the way downstairs, Dorinda tells LuAnn that she thinks touring houses is tacky. In her interview, Dorinda says she lived with her husband in London, and they don’t do house tours. You see the living room and the dining room, and maybe the kitchen. Maybe. LuAnn and Dorinda do some bowling, and LuAnn gets a strike. In another room, Joe shows them a half pipe he had put in for his son, and a DJ booth. There’s also a swing that can be hoisted to the ceiling, and when Ramona goes up in it, it makes me nervous. It’s not like there’s a seat belt.

Mutual friend Elyse joins them, and Dorinda says she was married to a hedge fund guy. They discuss clothes, and Elyse says she’s not a huge shopper. Investments, yes; clothes, no. Sonja says her husband always bought her clothes, and Elyse says Sonja was his accessory. Sonja takes offense, insisting they were partners. Elyse says Sonja was a trophy wife, and Sonja starts to get loud, telling Elyse to clip it. Elyse says, Sonja brought men to their knees, and Sonja keeps repeating, take it back, until Elyse takes it back. Sonja says, Tinsley was a trophy wife, which annoys Tinsley. In Tinsley’s interview, she says she and Topper met at boarding school, and they were the same age. Sonja was a hostess when she met her husband, who was a hundred. That’s the definition of a trophy wife. Sonja announces that she doesn’t shave her p*ssy. In Dorinda’s interview, she says, Sonja is drunk, but she doesn’t think Elyse should be talking like that. It’s no one’s business to pass judgement on what roll any of them played in their husbands’ lives. LuAnn tells Dorinda, Sonja is off the rails, and shouldn’t have kept drinking. She’s going to be out like a light. Dorinda says, or it will be batten down the hatches.

The women check out the buffet, and LuAnn wants someone to tell her why she left her own beautiful house to spend the weekend in Ramona’s basement. It smells like dog piss. In LuAnn’s interview, she says, the room is also fully stocked with liquor. She noticed. Sonja tells Ramona to go sit with her rich friends. She’s treating them like chicken liver. Everyone is like, um… that’s chopped liver. In Ramona’s interview, she says, when Sonja acts like this, it’s no wonder she’s not invited to certain events. Sonja says they’re not important to Ramona, and Dorinda says, Sonja is on a roll. Leah sits down, and Sonja points to a young guy sitting at the table, saying he wants to have sex with her. Leah says, who wouldn’t want to have sex with her? In Leah’s interview, she says, watching Sonja eye-f*** this dude is the best part of the whole party. She wonders if Sonja would say, never mind, if he had a tattoo. She doesn’t think so. The guy asks if Sonja wants a drink, and Ramona suggests he get Sonja some club soda. Sonja tells him, just show her his driver’s license, and they’re good to go. She has an amazing vagina. LuAnn joins them, wondering what’s happening, and Sonja asks how her p*ssy is. LuAnn looks down, and says, it’s all still there. Sonja says she stole the show, but they’re not getting laid tonight. It’s all quite astonishing. And astonishing that Sonja is invited anywhere.

In her interview, Leah says, Sonja is not just entertaining, she’s embarrassing. They get up from the table, and Sonja says Ramona is a party popper [sic]. Ramona says, the party is over, and Sonja says, Ramona is over. She tries to latch on to a guy going past, and LuAnn says he’s married and has a baby. In Dorinda’s interview, she says, it’s like Godzilla has been let loose, and Godzilla is drunk. Ramona steers them all out, and a guy named Eddie asks if every night is like this.

Sonja tries to go back, but Dorinda says, no, you’re not. Sonja says Dorinda is getting in between her and her vagina. Dorinda wonders why Sonja does this to herself – and them.

I’ve been wondering why I like this show when it’s just as drama laden as RHOBH. The lightbulb came on just now. The women are just as self-centered, and sometimes as mean, as the women in Beverly Hills. But when they’re mean, it’s because they want attention or they’re thoughtless – not because they’re deliberately being cruel or want to get back at each other. Huge difference. Same drama, but different intention. It’s kind of like the difference between 2 Broke Girls and King of Queens. The people are both awful, but on 2 Broke Girls, you know when push came to shove, they’d do anything for one another or even to help a stranger. On King of Queens, they’d trample each other to get to a fire exit. But they’re not real, so it can be funny. Okay, digression – and commercial break – over.

It’s 10 am, when Dorinda knocks on Ramona’s door. She says, there’s a problem. LuAnn left, and she’s written an out-of-control text. Ramona says she saw a car pull out last night, and thought someone stole her car. Dorinda doesn’t know why she was cc’d, and reads the text addressed to Ramona. LuAnn says, it’s not the fish room part two. She has an amazing home, and there, she had to share a bathroom with someone she didn’t know or be in the basement, where there’s dog piss and spiders. She’s always lowest on the totem pole when it comes to rooms. Ramona says she asked LuAnn if she wanted a room on the  ground floor, and thinks LuAnn just wanted to go home. Dorinda wonders why LuAnn can’t just say she doesn’t want be downstairs, and that it feels lonely. In Dorinda’s interview, she says, LuAnn always has an issue with the room. We flash back to Vermont, when LuAnn whined that she was just married and back from Palm Springs, so her room could have been nicer; and Great Barrington, where LuAnn griped that the best room was being saved for Bethenny, who’d just been through a tragedy. Dorinda says, and Ramona’s house. Dorinda thinks there’s a theme going on here.

Ramona calls LuAnn, and gets voicemail. Dorinda tells her to be careful with what she says. Ramona says she hopes LuAnn got home safe. She’s sorry LuAnn felt isolated, and that she wasn’t being more aware of how LuAnn felt. She was concentrating on superficial things, when it was important to bond, and she never meant to make LuAnn feel that way. She asks LuAnn to come back, and she’ll try to make it up to her. I’m kind of surprised, since Ramona actually sounds sincere. She tells Dorinda that LuAnn felt rejected, and she gets that. In her interview, Ramona says she doesn’t want LuAnn to feel bad. She was preparing for eight women, cooking, cleaning, and shopping, and effed up.

Sonja wonders what happened last night, and thinks she had a great time. Ramona asks if she’s straight yet, and tells her about LuAnn leaving at 1 am. In Sonja’s interview, she says LuAnn was humbled by her probation for ten seconds. Now everything’s not good enough. Sonja reads the text, and they all want to see the basement, and troop downstairs. Sonja deems it a party palace. In Dorinda’s interview, she says, it was either sleeping in the guest room, or being home. A bed, television, and bathroom is enough.

Ramona’s phone rings. It’s LuAnn.

Next time, Ramona and LuAnn have a tennis match; a cute dog groomer comes to groom Marley, and LuAnn says she’d like to be groomed; a game of beer pong is played; Leah goes off the deep end; and Ramona wails over the remnants of a very messy party.

📡 John Olivier and LuAnn were guests on Watch What Happens Live (quarantine edition), and John was too funny. He was enthralled with next week’s RHONY preview, and how it went from, I think there’s vodka in that, to I think she’ll be okay, to a naked Leah pulling a tiki torch out of the ground, to a guy nobody knows saying, I think I should go. He said, if someone would ask which he liked better, that or Parasite, he would say Parasite, but he’d be lying.

👨🏾‍🍳 On Top Chef, the chefs arrived to find stations for each of them, with utensils, aprons, and tablets. They each got a phone call from a loved one; wives, moms, sisters, and friends, and chatted for a while. Padma came in and told them to gather around. Their loved ones were going to be an integral part of the Quickfire challenge. They were all at Mozza, an upscale restaurant, and the chefs would have to replicate whatever dish their person was eating, using their instructions given over the phone. The dish had to look and taste the same, but a photo couldn’t be texted. They had thirty minutes to cook the dish, which I probably don’t have to point out, isn’t very long. As usual, the winner would be exempt from elimination, but they would also receive $10K courtesy of the show’s partner, Metro. Kevin said the run for ingredients reminded him of the streets of Manhattan; everyone was running around like lunatics, wearing headphones, and screaming at someone no one else could see. Since each loved one had a different set of communication skills, it was pretty funny to watch the chefs try to decipher what it was they were going to make. After cooking/plating time was up, a photo of the dish was texted to them, so they could see how close they came. Guest judge Nancy Silverton, owner of the Mazzo restaurant group, and whose dishes were being reproduced, was introduced. Bryan had a totally different dish, so it was the least favorite, but Nancy made a point of saying it was still delicious. Kevin was the winner (aw! I like him), and he called his wife, saying that her being super detail oriented panned out. In his interview, he said his successes had always been because of her, and he was glad they got the opportunity to enjoy the victory together.

Nancy explained that, in addition to her restaurants, she was also an entrepreneur. She had the Bakery Bread company, and was starting a gelato line called Nancy’s Fancy. The chefs were to create a signature product to bring to the Westfield Century City Food Festival. They would be giving out samples of food using their creation, and the shoppers would each get one ticket to receive one product. The chefs’ loved ones would assist them in the making of the product, and they were given $600 to shop at Whole Foods. While making dumplings, the kitchen got a little too hot for Lee Anne’s mom, who came close to fainting, and had to lie down. In Lee Anne’s interview, she said her mom was her main consideration, but she still had to be in the competition – alone – and finish a million dumplings. Okay, it was really 150. Several of the others came to rescue, and she said she was touched that she had great people willing help. I was pretty impressed with that myself. Afterwards, Bryan ranked the others in a notebook, no surprise, putting himself at the top. He’s starting to get on my nerves.

At the food festival, the chefs labeled their products. Melissa ended up being the top seller, receiving tickets for 31 bottles of kimchee vinaigrette. She said she’d wanted to create a versatile product, which seemed to be key. Nancy picked Gregory as the winner of the challenge with some Haitian pickled veggies that I wouldn’t mind a jar of. The bottom three were Stephanie, Jennifer, and Bryan full of Malarkey. In his interview, he whined that his product sold well, and tasted amazing, because he knows better than the judges. Stephanie was told her marinara sauce was nothing different than was already out there. Bryan’s salsa whatever was oily, and Tom said it was confusing as to what he was actually selling. Stephanie’s ginger lemon sauce, which sounded like a good idea, was deemed not smooth enough by Tom, and Nancy thought Stephanie had diluted the flavor by mixing in yogurt. Tom did say he was impressed with how quickly the chefs all came up decent product on the first try, saying it had taken twelve times for him to get his first product correct. He also conceded that in a crowded market, it was hard to get something to stand out.

While I was hoping Bryan would be packing his knives and going, it was Jennifer who was moving on to Last Chance Kitchen. She says she was from Philly, and Rocky kept coming back. In her interview, she told us, the competition had done so much good for her; she’d learned a lot about herself. She started off wanting things done her way, and it motivated her to be better. She now accepted that she makes mistakes, and wanted to learn. Her best memory was going to be cooking with her sister. The loss couldn’t change how happy the challenge made her.

Next time, the elimination challenge will be a celebration of the 100th Anniversary of the L.A. Philharmonic, the chefs will pair up, and it will be a double elimination. In the preview, Lee Anne said shopping with Bryan was like shopping with monkeys on crack.

🏕 Coming May 4th

I’m hoping this isn’t like Summer House at camp, but it looks like it probably is.

https://www.bravotv.com/camp-getaway

👯‍♂️ But Not Too Close…

We’re getting there, and I hope in the meantime, you’re getting up and getting dressed. No slippers before 6 pm, and make that bed. Unless you don’t normally make your bed, then disregard that. Stay safe, and wear that mask with pride.

December 7, 2017 – Jason Goes to Bat for Ex-Jason, In Agreement & a Plug

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

 

General Hospital

Michael reminisces about having custody of Avery, telling Nelle it was a dark time, but when she smiled, his problems vanished. Nelle starts talking about working with kids, but they suddenly notice a smell. Lulu and Maxie approach. Michael suggests a shower. Maxie says they can wash off their stink, but the stench of treachery never fades.

Franco puts romance in the air at the art therapy room, and closes the blinds. Elizabeth comes in, and he says, surprise! He didn’t have a lot of time to prepare, and she asks for what. He takes out a ring, and tells her how spectacular she is, and what he loves about her, including her perfect flaws. He loved that she asked him to marry her, and he loves her. He gets down on one knee, and asks her to marry him. She says no. Just kidding. It’s a yes.

Drew sees Andre being put in a cell across from him (from another cell?). Andre says he’s so sorry, and asks if he prefers drew or Andrew. Drew says he didn’t even know his name until Andre confessed. Now the Navy is charging him with desertion, and he didn’t know he was SEAL. Andre sat back and watched him live a lie. Andre admits he did, and Drew says if bars weren’t between them, he’d kill him.

Alexis tells Sam the injunction is only temporary. The lawyer might have talked to the judge by now. Sam says maybe they should change tactics, and Alexis suggests calling other counsel with more knowledge of military law. Sam says she knows who can help Drew.

Jason tells Sonny that Obrecht bought a burner phone after they spoke with her, and Spinelli is tracing a call she made. Jason’s phone rings, and it’s Sam. She needs his help. He asks where she is, and she tells him the police station. He asks if he should call Diane, but she says it has to be him. Jason tells her that he’ll be right there. Sonny says some things never change, and asks if he needs back up. He doesn’t, so Sonny tells him good luck.

Sam tells Alexis that Jason is on the way. Alexis noticed she didn’t tell him it involved Drew. Does she think he’ll say something in Drew’s defense? Sam knows he will, but Alexis says he’s nothing if not pragmatic. He may see it as a chance to get rid of Drew. She doesn’t think they can count on Jason, and is going to make some calls.

Andre knows it’s no comfort to Drew, but he invented memory mapping to help those ravaged by dementia and Alzheimer’s, hoping to restore their memories and sense of self. Drew says Andre took his life away, and essentially made him a different man. He thought he was Jason Morgan. He had Jason’s friends, Jason’s sons were his, and Jason’s wife is still the love of his life. What is he supposed to do? Andre wants to help, but isn’t sure he can help him with that.

Elizabeth loves the ring, and Franco says it felt funny to make the decision without her. She says it’s perfect. She wasn’t expecting it, and can’t wait to tell the boys. Franco says he asked them for her hand, and got everyone’s approval, even Aiden’s zebra. Elizabeth says if the zebra approved, it’s meant to be. Franco says he needs to talk to her about Jason and Drew. Kim overhears from the hallway. Why is the door open?

Michael asks what Lulu and Maxie are talking about, and Nelle asks what’s so important that they couldn’t shower first? Lulu says they went undercover, and used a stink bomb to snoop freely at The Invader. They wanted to find out what kind of person would talk to them about Man Landers. Maxie says it’s Nelle, and Nelle says she didn’t do it. Maxie says they didn’t expect her to come clean, but they have proof. Lulu shows them the picture of the check stub made out to her.

On the phone, Sonny tells Spinelli to stop talking, and looks like he has a headache. Josslyn comes in. He asks how her day was, and she runs down a list of things, with Oscar’s coming over in the middle of them. He asks if her mom knows, and Josslyn says she sent her a text. She runs off, and Sonny laughs.

Nelle says she told the truth. He was duping the public, and she was righting a wrong. Lulu calls her a snitch, and says she was selling secrets for money. Maxie tells her Nathan could be in jail for helping a wounded vet. Nelle tells them it worked out. The book became a best seller after the story broke; she did them a favor. Maxie says more like threw them to the wolves by selling their secret. Lulu asks Michael if it sounds honest.

Franco sees Kim, and asks if he can help her. She says she didn’t mean to interrupt, but she thought it was the lounge. Elizabeth introduces her to Franco, and says she’s the first to know she’s now his fiancé. Kim asks if he just proposed, and says she’s even more embarrassed. Franco says that part was over, and Elizabeth offers to take her to the lounge, since she has to go back to work anyway. She tells Franco they’ll talk about Jason later.

Andre understands Drew’s pain. Drew laughs. He asks if Andre has ever been made to believe he’s someone else, and that’s a no, but he spent five years thinking about the consequences of his actions. Drew says Andre took away his life, and made him believe he was someone he wasn’t, and care for people he had no claim to. The only thing he knows about himself is in his service record. Andre says he doesn’t know much more, but he lived with Betsy the first three years of his life. Drew interjects that Andrew produced a fake death certificate to give Franco. Andre says Franco thought he was dead, and he was trying to cover up the upheaval. Now that Drew knows, Andre might be able to help him to explore who he really is.

Jason shows up at the station. Sam thanks him. He asks if she’s okay, and she tells him she’s not the one in trouble. She needs him to help Drew. He asks what she wants him to do, and she says it’s not fair to pull him in, but he insists it’s okay. She explains about the Navy thinking Drew is a traitor. Jason tells her that he means it; it’s okay. Alexis comes out, telling the Naval lawyer that it’s more complex than he realizes. Commander Fuller says that for the court marshal to decide. He stops dead when he sees Jason, and says he really does have a twin.

Drew says he’s already in a cell, and the Navy doesn’t look highly on deserters. He can’t examine the life he had, when there’s no future. Andre tells him those circumstances are out of his control, but he made a statement. Drew says he’s a criminal; why would they believe him? They could be co-conspirators trying to cover something up. Andre says there’s more to this than his legal situation. He tells Drew that knowing who he used to be doesn’t invalidate who is today.

Elizabeth asks how Kim is adjusting, and she says everyone is so friendly, it’s like she’s been there for years. Elizabeth says they’re like a family; they’ll be up in her business in no time. Kim says nothing about her can compare to the chief of staff’s two sons; two men thinking they’re the same person. Elizabeth says it’s a tough situation, and Kim tells her that she actually knew Drew a long time ago. Elizabeth asks from where, and Kim says San Diego. She knew him briefly, but he left quite an impression. Elizabeth says she’s not the only one. She almost married him.

Josslyn lets Oscar in. She tells him there’s been some consequences and new rules. She’s not allowed out after dark without permission anymore. Oscar asks if her mom is home, but she says just her stepdad, and tells him to relax. He asks about the DNA test, but she hasn’t heard. Sonny comes downstairs, and asks Oscar if he’s hungry; they have leftovers. Oscar apologizes again for leaving early on Thanksgiving, and Sonny says it would have been nice if they could have eaten, but way it goes. Josslyn says they have to start their homework. Sonny tells her that Avery asked about her, and she goes upstairs. Oscar says Avery is cute, but Sonny knows he’s not here to talk about Avery. He heard Oscar was wondering about Drew, and asks why the interest?

Maxie says that Nelle must have heard her and Nathan talking when she came for her final paycheck, and Maxie sent her packing. She was eavesdropping, and ran straight to The Invader. Nelle asks how telling the truth is worse than writing a feature about a man she knew was pretending to be someone else? Maxie feels sick, and steps away. Lulu says it was revenge, pure and simple. Nelle says she did it for the money; she had no other options. She tells Michael that she owed on everything. She unmasked an imposter, and the public had a right to know. She asks if he understands, but he says, no, he doesn’t.

Commander Fuller says the existence of a twin does nothing to disprove Drew’s desertion. Sam asks him to please hear Jason out. She thinks he can shed light on the case. Jason explains who he is, and says there are records to prove it. He recently found out Drew was his twin. They were separated at birth, and didn’t know about one another. In October of 2012, Jason was shot, and disappeared. Six months ago, he woke up in a clinic in Russia. He can’t account for time he lost, but thinks it’s connected to Drew’s disappearance. Andre developed a way to transfer memories, and confessed to performing the procedure on them, and it was done against his will. The Commander says that doesn’t mean Drew wasn’t a volunteer, and Jason says with all due respect, from the dates, it looks like he joined the Navy right out of high school. Everything on file indicates Drew’s life was all about the SEALS until he went AWOL. Commander Fuller says there was no sign of a struggle, and there’s no proof he didn’t go voluntarily. Jason tells him the man responsible is Caesar Faison, the former head of the DVX, and most wanted by the WSB and Interpol. He thinks Faison wanted their memories switched, and that’s why Drew never returned to the Navy. He doesn’t remember the past, but the past remembers him.

Drew says Andre is crazy if he thinks he should treat him. Andre says he could find his adoptive parents, any siblings he might have grown up with, teachers, friends, a woman he loved. Who knows? Drew says, or maybe he isn’t anything more than a deserter who threw away his life. Andre says he wasn’t a random volunteer. The procedure happened within three months of Jason being shot. Drew asks why his memory, and Andre tells him the backer never told him the objectives. Drew says, he just paid to obliterate his life? Andre says he has to believe he had a whole full life, and there are people desperate to find out what happened to him and who love him.

Oscar tells Sonny that he and Josslyn were just kicking around ideas. It’s a wild story. He asks if Sonny isn’t friends with Drew, and Sonny tells him, you could say that. He asks if Drew is an okay guy, and Sonny says he’s a loyal friend who saved his life more than once. Oscar asks how, but Sonny suggests he ask the questions first. Why did Oscar and Josslyn sneak out on Thanksgiving to visit Sam and Drew. What did they think they’d find out?

Nelle says she did nothing wrong; she told the truth. Maxie says so did they. She and Lulu step away, and Michael tells Nelle that she sold privileged information, knowing it would hurt Nathan, Maxie, and Amy. Nelle says she didn’t know about Amy’s brother. Michael says she always has an excuse, and sees herself as a victim. She says she got fired because Maxie turned Nina against her. Maxie’s supersonic ears pick this up, and she says she had nothing to do with it. Nelle did something to Nina’s husband, and Nina was livid. Nelle tells Michael not to believe her. He says the details change, but the story is the same. She preys on people’s weaknesses, and uses their pain for her own ends. He doesn’t think she’s malicious, but she’s broken, and he can’t be around that, or her.

Commander Fuller says he’ll have to find out how to proceed, but thinks the information should work in Drew’s favor. He’ll be in touch. Alexis walks him out. Sam thanks Jason. He says he’ll always help her any way he can. His phone rings, and he says he has to meet Sonny. He leaves, and Sam looks at him longingly.

Andre tells Drew he has every right to love and hold on to his life, but the news has tilted Sam’s world. She has one foot in the present with him, and one in the past with Jason. He wishes he could guarantee nothing has changed, but it could. If it does, he needs to keep in mind that he has a past too. Drew asks why they don’t discuss something Andre actually knows about. Are his memories going to come back?

Josslyn tells Sonny that Avery conked out, and asks what they’re talking about. Sonny says, Drew, and his phone rings. He tells them he has to leave, and Oscar is off the hook. After he’s gone, Josslyn apologizes. Oscar says it’s okay, and that her stepdad said Drew saved his life. Josslyn says he wouldn’t tell her the details, but Sonny was in trouble, and Drew was shot instead of him. Oscar tells her that Sonny says it was more than once. She says a few years ago, Sonny was shot, and Drew stopped the guys from killing him. Oscar is like, wow, there’s a lot of shooting going on. He knows what Sonny does, but wonders how Drew is involved. Josslyn says he’s not. He started the media company, and has nothing to do with Sonny’s business. Her phone rings, and Oscar asks if that’s it. Can they find out if Drew is his father?

Elizabeth explains about the hit and run to Kim, telling her that Drew ended up as her patient while he was recovering. He had facial reconstruction, and no memory of who he was, but she was drawn to him. Kim asks what he’s like, and she says he’s a good man. He was kind to her, and at the time, made her feel like the only woman in the world when he looked at her. Her boys adored him; he’s a good dad. Kim says she doesn’t mean to pry, but what happened? Elizabeth says Drew was told he was Jason, and realized he already had a wife. Franco listens from around the corner. Kim wonders how he feels now that he knows he’s not Jason.

Maxie tells Lulu that Michael deserves better than Nelle. Lulu says she tried being neutral, but Nelle didn’t deserve the second chances they gave her. Maxie suggests showers, and then soaking in the tub. Lulu reminds her that she needs something groundbreaking to get hired at Aurora.

Nelle tells Michael that he has no concept of broke, and having creditors calling. She doesn’t begrudge him, but wants him to see her world. He says he’s not letting her play on his guilt. He’s listening to the voice of reason inside; the one he didn’t listen to before. He’s cutting all ties with her. She’s on her own. He’s selling the apartment, even if he has to take a loss. Nelle asks what about the rent, and he tells her to discuss it with her new landlord. She asks if he doesn’t care what happens to her, and he reminds her of when she was going to leave Port Charles. He thinks maybe she should. Put her mistakes behind her, and start fresh. She asks how can she start fresh when she’s carrying his child?

Josslyn starts to give the test results to Oscar, and he tells her to wait. She asks what’s wrong. Doesn’t he want to know?

Elizabeth says Kim doesn’t beat around the bush, and Kim tells her it’s been said before. Elizabeth tells her that Drew is now married to Sam. She’s his soulmate, like her and Franco. Kim says that doesn’t answer the question. Franco comes out, and says he needs to talk to Elizabeth. Kim leaves, and Elizabeth asks if something is wrong. He says everything is right, but they’re not married and it’s Christmas. He wants to get married now, and they can spend their first holiday together as man and wife.

Drew asks Andre if he’s stuck with Jason’s memories, but the guard interrupts, saying Andre’s lawyer wants to see him. Drew asks if he can get them back, and Andre says they’ll talk later.

Sam asks Alexis what happened, and she says Commander Fuller is on a conference call. Jason was very convincing. She doesn’t know how Sam is dealing with this, and Sam says neither does she.

Sonny and Jason stand in front of an apartment door. Jason is ready with his gun, and kicks in the door.

Tomorrow, Michael says Nelle isn’t pregnant just desperate, Kim tells Carly that Jason has been arrested, and Jason and Sonny shake someone down for information.

😠 A Time When John Oliver and I Agreed…

It’s ‘not reflective of who I am’ – it’s that kind of response to this stuff that pisses me off,” Oliver said during the panel discussion, according to the Post. “It is reflective of who you were. If you’ve given no evidence to show it didn’t [happen], then there was a period of time for a while when you were a creeper around women. It feels like a cop-out to say, ‘it wasn’t me.’ Do you understand how that feels like a dismissal? – John Oliver regarding Dustin Hoffman

I, too, hate the “it’s not me” defense. For anything stupid/ thoughtless/vile someone did.

📦 Shopping Finished Yet?

I don’t normally talk about my side hustle, but since it’s the most wonderful, and stressful, time of the year, I figured, why not? If you’re looking for fun gifts in all price ranges for all ages, or a shiny new outfit for those holiday parties, Juliet’s Treasures Old & New at eBay, or Juliet’s Treasures USA at Etsy, might have just what you want. My Pekingese dogs, Juliet and her litter of treasures – Marco, Ralph, Drum, Donovan, Trinket and Felicia (the Fat Firecracker) – run the shops, and occasionally, their Daddy Casey makes an appearance. Check out their Facebook page. The store links are at the bottom of every Daily Beg. You can see some of the items we have for sale, as well as enjoy the antics of some little dogs with big personalities.

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