Monthly Archives: May 2026

May 29, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Michael Connects the Dots, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Coming Soon, Musical Wins, Doing Their Thing, Thisclose To Ten Quotes & Summertime

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday: 

No new soap because, Memorial Day.

Tuesday:

Alexis asked Kristina and Molly to come by because she needed help with Danny. She’d thought he was okay until he asked Sonny for a job.

Sonny told Laura that Britt’s phone call was the break they’d been looking for, but she said they already knew Sidwell killed Dalton. Sonny said people like Pascal did Sidwell’s dirty work. All they had to do was get Pascal to turn on Sidwell.

Pascal gave Sidwell a copy of Marco’s autopsy report that came in the mail.

Carly and Lucas met at Bobbie’s and she told him about an available apartment. She begged him to move out of Windymere.

Nathan met Obrecht for lunch at Bobbie’s and he told her that he and Lulu were no longer together. Things had become too complicated and Lulu broke up with him.

Charlotte and Danny met Lulu at her house, and Lulu asked if Rocco told them his plans, but they said no.

Dante gave Chase two broken phones and asked him to run the serial numbers. Chase said he was looking into a one-way ticket to Berlin that had been purchased, checking security cameras for facial recognition, and had the passports recorded as fake. Dante told Fitzpatrick that he wanted a search warrant for Britt’s residence.

Dante called Lulu and asked her to come to the station.

Sonny told Laura that they had to get Pascal to talk and he could be persuasive. Laura blamed herself, but he said she had nothing to be sorry for. He wasn’t leaving her to deal with Sidwell by herself. Pascal was the target. They’d use him to get the evidence Sidwell had against them, and then they would have the upper hand.

Ava went to see Sidwell and he told her about the autopsy report. He’d been waiting for it, but now he couldn’t open it. Ava told him, don’t open it. She hadn’t looked at Kiki’s autopsy. It would have broken her heart and wouldn’t bring back her daughter. Sidwell said he needed to know exactly how his son died and how his final moments were. Maybe he could find a clue that the police overlooked. She asked if they’d made progress, and he said, some. They believed Marco knew his killer, and the prevailing theory was that it had been a crime of passion. It haunted him. Ava wondered if it was possible there was someone in Marco’s life other than Lucas.

Lucas told Carly that he wasn’t ready to move on from where he and Marco were happy. She said Marco had made poor choices like getting involved in his father’s business. Just because Sidwell was grieving didn’t mean Lucas should trust him.

Nathan said Lulu made it clear they had no future, and Obrecht said it was Lulu’s loss. Fitzpatrick came in with another cop and told Carly that they had a warrant to search the premises.

Alexis told Kristina and Molly that Sonny turned Danny down, but there were other issues. He’d been in a fight at school and gotten suspended. He and Charlotte got caught breaking into Windymere. She was worried that he kept doing dangerous things and wondered what she was supposed to do. Send him to boarding school?  

Charlotte said she really didn’t know anything, and Danny said him neither. He felt badly that he hadn’t been there for Rocco, and Charlotte said, ever since the night Rocco cut his hand, he’d been acting weird. She was pretty sure their mom knew what was happening.

Chase confirmed that one phone was Rocco’s and the second phone was Britt’s, and Dante wondered if them leaving had been planned or spur of the moment. Lulu showed up, and Dante told her that Rocco had disappeared with Britt.

Alexis said it was the last thing she wanted to do, but didn’t know how to stop Danny, and Molly said Danny belonged with family. Kristina agreed, and Alexis said she was out of ideas. Danny was headed for trouble and she didn’t know how to stop him. Molly said it was understandable he’d act out since he’d been through a lot, and Alexis said Danny didn’t understand she was on his side. It would be better for him to talk to his younger, hipper aunts. Kristina suggested Alexis not say hipper and told her to have faith in him.

Sidwell told Ava that it had crossed his mind there had been someone else, but he didn’t believe it. At least not in Port Charles. Ava said, what about Miami? Someone from his past. Sidwell said Marco had never mentioned anyone, but Ava said it could have been a fling or someone whose feelings weren’t reciprocated or acknowledged. Jealousy was a strong, blinding emotion. It drove people mad. She should know.

Fitzpatrick told Carly that the warrant was for a room upstairs, when Nathan asked what was going on. Fitzpatrick said they needed to search Britt’s room, and Obrecht asked why. Fitzpatrick told Nathan to go to the station with his mother.

Dante told Lulu that he’d found Elizabeth locked in Britt’s office bathroom. She’d said she thought Rocco and Britt left together. Chase asked about aliases, and Lulu told him about the passport under the name of Tyler Anderson. Dante said Britt had gotten it for Rocco. (Nice of him to throw Britt under the bus.)

Laura said it was possible Pascal had access to the photos, and Sonny said once they got the evidence, they could go after Sidwell. Laura asked what they knew about Pascal, and Sonny said he was French (they laughed), he’d been working for Sidwell for years, and he stayed at Spoon Island. He didn’t go to the mainland much. Laura wondered if there was anybody else who’d dealt with Pascal who’d be willing to help, and Sonny said, Ava. Laura said she trusted Ava, but Sonny said he didn’t. Laura said there was Lucy, but she was a wildcard. Sonny asked if Lucas didn’t still live at Windymere.

Ava told Sidwell that there was a time when she and her daughter were involved with the same man. She’d done things she deeply regretted, and jealousy made her brother Julian do things he would have never done if he’d been thinking clearly. Sidwell said it didn’t make sense, and she suggested he tell the cops to take a closer look at Marco’s life in Miami. He said, what if the jealous lover was Lucas?

Carly told Lucas that the police were probably onto Britt. She had no Jason to hide behind. Lucas said Britt had been through a lot and she was trying to be a decent person, but Carly said he used to hate Britt. What changed? He said he stop seeing things in black and white. Britt wasn’t as awful as he’d thought and he was no better than she was. Carly said he was worth ten Britt Westbournes, but he said they’d both made choices they regretted.

Charlotte told Danny about Rocco listening to his parents fight, and Danny said there seemed to be so much he wasn’t telling them. Charlotte wondered why he’d leave without telling them or saying goodbye, and Danny said, maybe he did and they didn’t see it. Charlotte suggested they check their socials and texts, and they did, but neither of them found anything. Charlotte said, wait… Rocco had sent an email to her school account 15 minutes ago.

Lulu told Chase that she’d found the passport and confiscated it, but then it went missing. Nathan came in with Obrecht, and Lulu said Britt had kidnapped her son and locked Elizabeth in the bathroom. Dante asked if Obrecht or Nathan knew they were planning on leaving, and Nathan said if Britt had told him, he would have stopped her. Obrecht said, if anyone was to blame, it was Lulu. Lulu tried to keep Rocco from his mother and it backfired, driving them closer. Britt had lost her love Jason and Lulu had kept her from her child. Lulu said Britt wasn’t Rocco’s mother, and Obrecht wondered why Rocco chose to leave with Britt. Dante said if she knew something she wasn’t telling him, he’d arrest her for obstruction of justice, and she said she wouldn’t tell him if she did know something. Nathan suggested they go into the interrogation room and see if she could remember something, and they left. Lulu told Dante that she knew Obrecht was right. It was all her fault.  

Alexis said she had faith in Danny, but not enough to protect him from himself or the rest of the world, and Kristina said she knew how Danny felt. The more pressure she’d gotten as a kid, the more she rebelled. Molly said her experience growing up was different. Alexis had given her space when she was upset. Alexis said she hadn’t needed to worry about Molly, but Kristina said, knowing Alexis had faith in Molly, brought out the best in her. Jason trusted Danny, and when Danny messed up, they talked it through. Danny knew there were rules and consequences, but knew that he could go to his dad with anything and Jason would never take away his freedom.

Ava told Sidwell, absolutely not. Lucas saved lives. He didn’t take them. He wasn’t capable of harming someone, especially someone he loved. Sidwell apologized, and she said it was obvious Lucas and Marco loved each other. Maybe there was a lonely outsider who was jealous and was pushed over the edge. Pascal brought in refreshments, but Ava said she had to get to an appointment. She suggested Sidwell not look at the autopsy. It would only bring him more pain.

Carly asked Lucas what was going on. He’d stood by Marco and loved him. She was sorry Marco died before Lucas’s faith in him had been justified. Lucas said that’s where she was wrong. Marco did prove himself and it cost him his life.

Alexis asked if she had to be more like Jason, but Molly said she thought Alexis was doing better than she realized. Kristina said they’d work together to keep Danny safe, and Alexis thanked them. She said Ava was on her way, when there was a knock at the door. Alexis let Ava in, and Kristina and Molly left. Alexis told Ava that she was going on a trip, and Ava asked if Alexis wanted her to water the plants, but Alexis said, no. Ava was coming with her.

Lucas told Carly that when he and Marco had it out, he told Marco that he knew about the lies and threatened to leave. Marco was willing to do anything to make him stay, so he gave Marco another chance. Marco had been doing something really important and good, and doing it for him, but he’d gotten killed before he finished it. Now Lucas had to try to finish it. Carly said, what exactly? but Lucas told her that he couldn’t say. He’d heard everything she said and loved her for caring and worrying, but this was something he needed to do for Marco.

In a back hallway at the station, Dante said Lulu got Rocco a fake passport. They were going to leave town. What was the plan? Lulu said she’d never wanted to use them, but was desperate and scared. She didn’t tell Dante because she was afraid he’d take the passports, but she’d go even further if it kept Rocco safe. Dante said he would too, and Lulu said she was sorry she didn’t give him a chance. It was unfair and stupid. Rocco didn’t feel like he had her, and she didn’t let him have Dante. He’d felt Britt was the only person he could turn to. Dante said he wanted them to work together, and Lulu said her too. They had to find their son. Dante said, whatever it takes, and they hugged.

Laura said Lucas still lived at Windymere and had as much contact with Pascal as Ava and Lucy and was the most trustworthy of the three, and Sonny asked if she thought he’d be willing to help them. She said she thought he’d put his bad feelings about Sonny aside if they were working for a common goal. She’d talk to him. Her phone dinged, and Lulu said it was about Rocco.

Obrecht was annoyed that Nathan sided with Dante and Lulu and brought her in there like a common criminal. He said there was nothing common about her. They had to find Britt or she’d die from Huntington’s. He needed to know if Britt had told her anything.  

Charlotte and Danny arrived at the station, and Charlotte told Lulu that she got a message from Rocco.

Outside Bobbie’s, Molly said Danny needed to know he could come to them, and Kristina suggested they take him to dinner, when her phone chimed. She stared at it, and Molly wondered what was going on. Kristina said she took a chance and got accepted into medical school.

Ava asked where Alexis thought she was going. Was it another kidnapping? Alexis said, not this time. They were going to Manhattan. She wanted Ava to deal with the Hammet gallery. She needed to get information on the mother of the child her clients wanted to adopt, and needed Ava’s expertise of the art world. Ava said she had commitments, but Alexis said she wasn’t moving there. Ava would be doing this for an innocent child. An all-expense paid trip courtesy of the Quartermaine jet. A five-star hotel, and she’d throw in the mini bar. Ava said she could move some things around on her schedule… only for the good of the child.

Sonny assumed Sidwell was the reason Britt and Rocco left, and Laura said he was their grandson. Sonny said whatever she needed, he’d provide, but they needed to focus on Sidwell. She said as long as Sidwell was a threat, Britt wasn’t coming back.

Sidwell said he’d demanded the autopsy be expedited and here he sat unable to look at it, and Pascal suggested burning it, but Sidwell said, no. For now put it in the safe. When he was ready, he’d learn about Marco’s final moments. He’d do what it took to find Marco’s killer. He flashed back to Nathan saying that there was a problem with Lucas’s timeline. He’d disappeared from his shift at the hospital during the time Marco was murdered, and they couldn’t account for his whereabouts.

Lucas said he needed to stay at Windymere, but he couldn’t tell Carly why. He had to finish what Marco started. She needed to trust him. She said, if Sidwell turned on him, if Sidwell suspected him of anything, whatever it took, she’d stop him. He said, her and what army? and she said she had resources. He said, Sonny? and she said, among others.

Obrecht said she meant it when she said she didn’t know anything, but was confused by Nathan’s concern about Britt’s health. The Huntington’s hadn’t progressed and she wasn’t experiencing symptoms. Why did he think Britt’s health would deteriorate if she left Port Charles? There was a great deal he hadn’t told her.

Charlotte said it was a video message, and Lulu asked if they could tell where Rocco was, but Dante said it was a virtual background. They turned on the video, and Rocco told his mom and dad that he was going away with Britt. It was his decision. No one forced him and he had to fight with Britt to take him with her. Don’t hate her and don’t look for them. He was fine and it was his choice. He loved them both and was sorry. To his mom, he said, remember, not all who wander are lost. Dante said, it could be coerced, but Lulu said, it wasn’t. When she and Lucky were kids, they had a code phrase from their parents. She did the same with Charlotte and Rocco. Not all who wander are lost was Rocco’s way of signaling that he was safe. No one was making him do anything. Rocco wanted to be with Britt.

Wednesday:

Molly grabbed Kristina’s phone and said, this is real. They went into Bobbie’s and Molly announced Kristina’s acceptance to medical school to the entire restaurant.

Ric went to see Elizabeth and said a nurse told him that she’d been brutally attacked, but Elizabeth said that was an exaggeration. Britt locked her in the bathroom when she tried to stop Britt leaving with Rocco.

Lulu and Dante had no luck finding other clues about where Rocco might have gone, and Dante said the message let them know he was okay for now. Lulu said they should bring in the FBI, but Dante said that would put Rocco’s life in danger.

Gio visited Sonny and told him that Rocco left.

Kai met Emma at Bobbie’s and said he wanted to give Gio a heads up. Trina was having major family drama and he was worried it would end her singing career before it started.

Trina went to see Jordan, and asked what happened. Curtis joined them and said he’d punched Isaiah and had a good reason for doing it.

Turner wanted to go over Isaiah’s statement with Portia, and Portia asked if charges were going to be pressed. Isaiah wondered if he got a say, but Turner told him, at this point in the process, no. She’d decide if there was a case based on evidence and witness reports.  

Gio asked if Sonny had spoken to Dante, but Sonny said he wanted to do some digging first. He wondered if Gio knew something that indicated where Rocco was going, but Gio said Rocco didn’t trust him anymore since he’d ratted him out to Dante.

Dante told Lulu that if they told the FBI, they might as well tell the WSB. Cullum was close to finding out Rocco shot him and maybe Britt knew. Lulu said they had to find their son before Cullum did.

Molly wanted to order pie all around on her, but Kristina said she needed a minute. Molly wondered how this came about, and Kristina said she studied, applied, and got in. She’d studied every chance she got. No one knew, even their mom or her dad. She’d wanted to challenge herself to see if she could do it. Molly said no one casually applied to medical school. How long had she been working on it? Kristina said, since they’d lost the baby.

Kai told Emma that when Isaiah broke his fall, he messed up his hand, and Trina was caught between her parents. Emma said Trina would be worried that the focus wouldn’t be on the showcase, but her parents, and Kai said it meant a lot that Trina was finally doing something just for her. Emma said, and her future, and he said Trina could be consumed with family issues and blow the entire thing.

Trina asked if Curtis thought Isaiah was the other driver, but Curtis said he was sure. She asked if Isaiah had confessed, and Curtis said he’d admitted to getting a car repair, but claimed it was from a scratch in the parking garage. Jordan said the timing was suspect and Isaiah wasn’t saying where he was, and Trina said, but there was no evidence. Curtis said the thought that Isaiah was covering infuriated him, then Isaiah said he’d be a better father than him and he lost it. Trina said, so Isaiah provoked him, and Curtis said, Isaiah wanted a fight, so he gave Isaiah what he asked. However, he didn’t mean to break Isaiah’s hand. Trina asked how much trouble he was in.

Isaiah said Curtis got in his face, and flashed back to the fight. Turner asked if Curtis might have felt like he was in imminent danger, and Isaiah said he stood his ground, but made no physical contact. He wasn’t a violent person. Portia said she agreed to Isaiah’s account of the events.

Curtis said his arraignment was later today, but Jordan said she didn’t think Turner would take it any further. She was fair and based cases on evidence. It had been heated on both sides. Curtis said he’d been provoked, and Jordan thought that would be a mitigating circumstance and the worst case would be Curtis getting a fine and community service. Trina asked, what if Turner prosecuted? but Curtis said that wasn’t going to happen.

Elizabeth told Ric that she’d confronted Britt about the fake passport, and Britt shoved her into the bathroom. She fell and hit her head, but it was only a headache and the doctor told her to just take it easy. Ric said Britt wasn’t getting away with it. He’d file a lawsuit and take the hospital to the cleaners. Elizabeth said it wasn’t serious and she wasn’t interested in suing Britt or the hospital she loved. Her only concern was Rocco.  

Emma wondered if they should talk to Brook, but Kai said the executives had already accepted the showcase. If they cancelled… She said, Brook might not convince them to give Trina another shot. If they couldn’t postpone, maybe Trina could use the family drama to her advantage and take her performance to another level. He said the showcase could change Trina’s life entirely and give her a new future. It would kill him if she lost out.

Gio told Sonny that when he saw Rocco, Rocco said he was upset about Danny and Charlotte, but obviously something else was going on. He’d promised to keep the conversation between them. Sonny said, but he told Dante, and Gio said he thought Dante should know. Sonny said Gio did the right thing, but Gio said Sonny didn’t see Rocco’s face when he broke his word. Rocco would never trust him again. Sonny said Gio and Rocco were brothers and would rebuild the trust. Look at him and Ric. He was going to find Rocco. Gio said he was worried that he’d made Rocco feel like the only person he could turn to was Britt.

Lulu said she should have left town with their son. Even Dante had to agree Rocco was better off with her than Britt. Dante said Rocco was better off with both of them, and she said he was right. Dante said when Lulu called, he’d been about to get in touch with his dad to see if Sonny could help them disappear, and she asked why he’d changed his mind. He said she’d made a good case about leaving town and told her that he had to go. She said, not without her.

Isaiah told Turner that Curtis was furious and out of control, continuing to goad him after he hit the ground. Curtis saw he was injured and didn’t care. There was no remorse. Turner asked if it was just one punch, and Isaiah said it caused severe damage to his hand. He had eleven fractures and two severed tendons. Portia said he’d need multiple surgeries, and he said he’d been scheduled to do a liver transplant on a ten-year-old who desperately needed it. Portia said the surgery was highly specialized and complex. Isaiah had the highest success rate in the country and it might be difficult finding a suitable replacement. Turner thanked them and said she’d be in touch when she made her decision. She left, and Isaiah said now he had something even harder to do.

Dante said, Britt would lay down her life to protect Rocco, but Lulu said, Rocco wouldn’t be in this mess if Britt had left him alone. This was the second time she’d stolen Rocco because of her sick obsession to be his mother. Dante suggested they channel their energy into tracking Rocco down, and she asked where they started.

Kristina said Molly didn’t need to know the details, but Molly said she wanted to. Talking about their daughter was important and kept her memory alive. Kristina said she thought a lot about her time in the hospital after the accident. A lot of days she didn’t care about anything, especially herself, but the doctors cared so much, some days it was the only thing that kept her going. Later, when the grief wasn’t so crushing, she kept coming back to her time in the hospital, even before then. The doctors had made a huge impact on her life and she wanted to make a real measurable difference in a person’s life. Molly said she could, but Kristina said, but she wouldn’t because she wasn’t going to become a doctor.

Sonny said Gio couldn’t blame himself. Rocco would have gone anyway. Rocco may not understand now, but would eventually know Gio was a good brother looking out for him. Gio asked if Sonny thought Rocco would be okay with Britt, and Sonny said she’d keep him safe. In her misguided way, she loved him. Sit tight and he’d take care of everything.

Trina left, and Curtis told Jordan that he hated that Trina was stuck in the middle again. Jordan said they could do what they could to make it better, starting with letting go of the idea that Isaiah left the scene of the accident. He asked where the justice was in that. She deserved better. She said, maybe, but there was no evidence to support the claim and without proof, what was the point in pursuing it? If they continued, it would cause division in the family and no one wanted that with the baby coming. That’s where their focus needed to be. He said he heard her, but he’d almost lost her because of Isaiah’s cowardly action. He wouldn’t let it go.

Kai told Isaiah that he’d promised Derek a game ball, but Isaiah said right now wasn’t the best time to visit. He’d had to explain to Derek’s family that Derek’s surgery would likely be postponed because he broke his hand. Kai asked if Derek would be okay, but Isaiah said he honestly didn’t know.

Trina went to Portia’s office and said she’d come from seeing her dad at Jordan’s. He’d told her why he thought Isaiah was involved in the accident. Portia said Isaiah told her that he wasn’t driving the other care and there was no proof. Curtis had no right to attack him. Trina said she wasn’t defending his actions, but didn’t want things worse with the family.

Ric said he was sorry for overreacting, but when he heard Elizabeth was hurt, he’d panicked. Every time they were in a good place, something happened to mess it up and it had always been his fault. She said she was sorry he’d worried, but she wasn’t going anywhere. For what it was worth (🍷), the good thing about them was that they might be able to make it work this time. They kissed.

Dante asked, if Jason was going to Canada, what route would he take? and Sonny asked if he thought Britt would use the same path. Dante said there was a good chance, and Sonny said he knew someone who could help.

At Bobbie’s, Gio told Emma that Rocco chose to go with Britt. He looked at her like a second mom. Emma said Britt wasn’t, but Gio said maybe she was what Rocco needed. Emma said she didn’t think so.

Sonny told Dante and Lulu that he’d call a professional, and expert in tracking down people, whose skills he respected. If they wanted to do their own search, they needed to reconsider. Something bad happened on the pier, and it wasn’t a coincidence they disappeared after Cullum was released. Dante asked if he thought Cullum was a threat too, and Sonny said it was easy to assume Britt was in danger. He just wanted Lulu to know that Cullum had eyes on her too. If they went after Britt and Rocco, Cullum would be on their trail. That meant they’d be leading Cullum straight to Britt and Rocco.

Molly asked why Kristina wouldn’t be a doctor. She’d worked her butt off and now had an amazing opportunity she wanted to let pass by. Kristina said there were a thousand reasons why. For one, the Corinthos-Davis house just got off the ground. Molly said Kristina told her that she wanted to focus on Charlie’s. Would she rather serve pints than practice medicine? Kristina said it was the first place that was truly hers. It was a difficult decision and if she was far away, she wouldn’t be there to help their mom. Molly said she would help their mom wrangle Danny, but Kristina said she didn’t trust herself to finish medical school.

Curtis said he had nightmares about not getting Jordan out, but Jordan said she survived because of him. He said he wanted to do everything he could to help, and she said, what would help was leaving the past and focusing on the future. He said she would be sacrificing justice for herself in order to maintain peace in his family, but she said she wasn’t. She was making sure not to get stuck in that night and making it the entirety of her existence, rather than moving forward with their lives, and he said, for her sake, he was willing to try. She said hopefully, they could put it behind them once they were through with his arraignment.

Isaiah told Kai that they were trying to find another surgeon for Derek, but the surgery was complex and needed the right skill set and experience. This was his specialty and he had a relationship with the family. Kai asked how he took the news, and Isaiah said Derek’s parents were disappointed and scared, but Derek tried to make him feel better. If anything happened to this kid, it was his fault. He’d let Derek down. Kai said Curtis shouldn’t have hit him. If he hadn’t, Isaiah’s hand wouldn’t have been damaged. Isaiah said he shouldn’t have pushed Curtis’s buttons and he wished he would have kept his mouth shut. He wasn’t the only one suffering. Derek was too.

Portia asked if Trina was telling her to ask Isaiah to let it go, and Trina said she wanted peace in the family, especially with the baby coming. Portia said she didn’t want stress either, but Isaiah had every right to be angry. He’d sustained a major injury. His hand wasn’t just broken. He may never be able to operate again and his entire career could be over. She didn’t think it was fair to ask him to forgive and forget. Not this time. Trina said she was sorry, but she was worried about her dad’s arraignment today, and Portia said she didn’t think it was a good idea for Trina to get in the middle. Trina said the baby would be in the middle too, unless Portia could convince Isaiah to show mercy. If not her, then who?

Gio told Emma that Rocco was hurting, but he was smart and thoughtful and made his own choice to deal with what he was going through. He had faith in Rocco. Emma said he always managed to find the positive. Like when he saw that her grandma was still herself despite her circumstances. She was back at the clinic now and safe. Gio’s positivity would help his dad too. Gio thanked her for being supportive and said he was lucky to have her in his life. She said she felt the same way, and they kissed.

Kristina said she didn’t see things through and was a total flake, but Molly said she didn’t think that was true. Kristina said everyone else did and they weren’t wrong. She didn’t know how to commit. She couldn’t even commit to Molly and TJ (🦉) about the most important thing. Molly said Kristina didn’t see this or herself accurately. She just mentioned two huge accomplishments, and the most important thing was her committing to their daughter. She did that and if those memories of the experience led her to this point, she’d see this through. She had faith (WOTD) in those memories and in Kristina. And she and their daughter would keep her going until she realized she could keep going herself and they’d just been keeping her company. She took Kristina’s hand.

Dante said, them going to look for Rocco was the same as telling the FBI, and Sonny said that’s why he was hiring a professional who worked under the radar. He knew it was a difficult for them to sit back, but it was best for Rocco’s safety. Lulu asked who the professional was, and Sonny said his name was Brick. Brick had been his associate for years. Lulu said Carly had mentioned him and asked if Brick didn’t have a background in intelligence. Sonny said Brick worked in surveillance and security. He would be able to find Rocco and not tip off Cullum. Dante said Brick was their best chance, and Sonny said he had complete faith in Brick. Lulu said they’d go with Brick and asked Sonny to keep them updated. Dante thanked Sonny, and Sonny said he loved his grandson and would do what he could to bring him home safe. He promised.

Ric asked how Elizabeth got out, and she said Dante rescued her. He said his brother must be frantic, and Elizabeth said it was a complicated situation. Rocco was going through a tough time, but Dante was a great dad and a good guy. She felt bad for him. Ric said, and Lulu too? and she said, mm-hmm, as she put an icepack on her head and closed her eyes.

Isaiah asked Portia if everything was okay, and she said Trina was there. He asked if they fought about him, but she said it was just mother/ daughter stuff. Nothing to worry about.

Trina found Kai at the hospital and said she’d come to see her mom, but remembered he was visiting Derek. How was Derek doing? Kai said he didn’t see Derek. Derek had gotten some bad news. There was a chance he wouldn’t get his liver transplant. They were scrambling to find another surgeon. Trina said, because Isaiah broke his hand, but Kai said Isaiah’s hand got broken because Trina’s dad attacked him. She said, it was one punch, but he said, because of the one punch, Derek might not get the transplant and could die.

Jordan’s doorbell rang, and she opened the door to Turner. Turner said she knew they were on the way to Curtis’s arraignment, but because they were friends, she wanted to give Jordan a heads up. Curtis came out, and Turner said she was sorry, but Curtis was going to be charged with felony assault and battery.

Thursday:

 Brook found Amelia’s Mr. Snuggles with Phoebe and told Chase that she hoped they could give Phoebe a big extended family. He said she was meant to be theirs.

Trina went to Bobbie’s and told Gio she didn’t think she could make it to rehearsal.

At Alexis’s, Molly was on the phone about the cover of her book. She wanted it more contemporary sexy, a true romance and not a series of sex scenes. She told Cody that they’d agreed to work on an alternate cover, but he didn’t understand why she didn’t lean into the sexy.

Curtis told Michael about the charges against him and said he didn’t mean to hurt Isaiah that bad. He’d lost his temper, but didn’t completely regret it, especially after what Isaiah did to Jordan.

Willow told Drew that she knew he hated being helpless, but Sidwell was calling the shots and it was hell for her too. But she was working on something that would hopefully free them both.

Trina thought going forward, her family would have peace, and Gio said she deserved a break. She told him about Derek and how he couldn’t have his surgery. It was a rare procedure and Isaiah was one of the few specialists who could perform it. She couldn’t sleep thinking how scared he must be, and he was in this situation because of her father.

Curtis said it would be a public relations disaster for Aurora, but Michael said he was more worried about Curtis. Curtis said if things went sideways, he could be in serious legal trouble, and Michael said he had Curtis’s back since Curtis had stood by him. Curtis said the difference was, Michael didn’t shoot Drew, but he did hit Isaiah.  

Tracy said Amelia left her favorite stuffed animal behind, and Chase offered to take it to Willow. He left, and Brook told Tracy that Alexis was in New York City because she had a lead on Delilah. Tracy asked about their chances for adoption, and Brook said Alexis thought they were the prefect candidates. Tracy asked if Brook wasn’t glad she’d listened to her about keeping quiet about Jordan’s accident.

Cody told Molly that he was rereading his favorite parts and asked if she’d written the scene in the hayloft after they… She said, no. It was the other way around. She’d suggested they do what Maddie and Casey did in the book and it had exceeded her fantasies. She thought they should recreate all the scenes, and he said he thought they owed it to themselves. They kissed.

Willow said she didn’t want Drew to suffer. He knew what he did and the kids were with her now. She wasn’t prepared for Sidwell making her take his seat in congress, but it turned out that she was really good at it. She liked representing the people of Port Charles. She actually listened to their wants and needs, unlike him, who devoted his time and energy into personal payback. She wanted to continue to keep the seat, but they’d cross that bridge when they came to it. She’d stop the injections if she could trust him to walk away and leave her alone, but they both knew he wouldn’t. He wouldn’t forgive her for not needing him to be happy. She couldn’t free him until she could force him out of her life for good with something so incriminating he wouldn’t come after her. The doorbell rang and she opened the door to Sidwell, who said he had more important things to deal with. What was so bloody important?

Willow said she heard Chief Brennan had been transferred to Turning Woods. Both he and Drew collapsing in the same house and getting Locked-in Syndrome was suspicious, too suspicious to be sustained. Sidwell said she got herself into this mess when she accidently dosed the WSB chief in her home, so the result was on her. She needed to keep Drew dosed and dozing. She could keep giving him the drug indefinitely since there were no long term side effects. He couldn’t talk if he couldn’t speak. Enjoy the quiet since she didn’t have to listen to him talk about how everyone was against him. He was less of a bother this way, more like a potted plant. His phone rang and he said he needed to take it privately, so Willow took Drew back to the bedroom. Sidwell asked if they had the package… There seemed to be some confusion. They’d been tasked to track down Dr. Westbourne, not her car. Unless they wanted to be abandoned in Ohio in the trunk of her car, find her and bring her back now.

Tracy said Brook wasn’t responsible for Curtis losing his temper. Focus on Phoebe. Chase came back and asked why Brook didn’t tell him that something was wrong with her car.

Cody consulted Molly’s manuscript and they got busy. Her arms full of files, Suzanne let herself in. Seeing them, she dropped everything.

Suzanne apologized and said Alexis had given her the key so she could drop off the files. Molly said it was okay, and Suzanne said she’d loved Molly’s book. She wouldn’t mind meeting a man like Casey… She looked at Cody and said, oh my God. He’s you.

Trina said she’d known it was bad, but never thought her dad was violent. He’d only hit Isaiah once. The injury was a fluke… She realized she was still defending her dad, and Gio said because he was her dad. She said she loved her dad. They’d come a long way. It had been hard in the beginning, but once she’d accepted him as her father, she’d always taken his side, even between him and her mom. She’d always assumed he was in the right. She’d told her mom to ask Isaiah to go easy on him, but then she heard about Derek and it expanded her take. It didn’t stop her from loving her father, but she couldn’t believe he lost control and now other people were suffering.

Curtis said it had been six weeks since the accident and every day he tried to figure out all the evidence against Isaiah, and Michael asked what evidence he had. Curtis said Isaiah’s car had scratches that he claimed he got in the parking garage, but the other driver had hit the guardrail and they’d found black paint. Michael asked how he knew it was Isaiah’s car, and Curtis said he didn’t for certain, but Isaiah drove a black BMW. He’d said he was with a private patient, but wouldn’t give them the name. Michael said Isaiah couldn’t divulge that, but Curtis said he could ask the patient’s permission. He knew for sure Isaiah’s cabin was off Route 91 and there was no traffic on that road at night.

Chase said he heard a rattle in the passenger door, and Brook said she’d never noticed. Was it a big deal? Tracy said, safety first, and Chase said he had an errand to run before his shift. The doorbell rang and he said he’d get it since he was on his way out. Tracy told Brook that the idiots fixing the door broke something, and Chase opened the door to Portia, who asked to speak to Tracy. Chase told her that Tracy was in the living room, picked up Mr. Snuggles, and left. Portia said she was glad she caught Brook too, and thanked her for setting up Trina’s showcase. She was hoping the Quartermaines could help with something.

Gio told Trina that if she needed a few days to regroup, he totally understood. They’d still have time to rehearse. Trina said she didn’t think there was going to be a showcase.

Sidwell said he had to get back, and Willow asked what they were going to do. He said they were going to do nothing. She would do what she was told and never waste his time again. Willow said he used her influence in congress and if it came out that she’d drugged her husband, he could no longer use her. Sidwell said, then stop drugging him, and she asked if he’d found leverage, but he said he could guarantee Drew would be quiet once he was dead.

Cody told Suzanne, yes, but Molly said Casey was fiction. Cody said Casey was loosely based on him, but was ultimately the product of Molly’s imagination, and Suzanne said Molly was so talented. She felt like she knew Casey. Molly thanked her, and Suzanne congratulated her on the book. Good for Cody for vaguely inspiring a wonderful character. She left, and Molly and Cody laughed.

Trina told Gio that she was going to tell Brook to cancel the showcase. It was the last thing she should be focusing on and a waste of time. He said it was up to her of course (🍷), but he didn’t think it was a waste of time for either of them. She said it seemed trivial, and he asked how cancelling would help her parents or Derek. She said she guessed it wouldn’t, and he asked how it would help her. How would she feel not doing it? How would her parents or Derek feel if they knew? She said, they wouldn’t know, and he said it would have no bearing on them. He’d been a musician most of his life and the best part about music was that it expressed things there were no words for. It wasn’t trivial. When his life turned upside down, he’d stopped playing completely, and realized it was a mistake. Be smarter than he was and use it to help her get through this.

Portia told Tracy and Brook about Derek and said she had permission to discuss the case. There were a number of complex factors, which was why he’d been referred to Dr. Gannon. He was a specialist and only one of a few who knew how to perform the procedure. Now he wouldn’t be able to because Curtis assaulted him and he had a significant hand injury. Unfortunately, there were no other surgeons at GH or Mercy with his expertise and Derek was running out of time because Curtis was fixated on blaming Isaiah for Jordan’s accident.

Curtis said he needed a lawyer, and Michael asked if he thought a trial was the best idea. Curtis said no one needed the stress, and Michael wondered if there was any chance for a plea deal. Curtis said it was possible and he’d take it as long as there was no jail time, since Portia was in her third trimester. He was prepared to fight in court. Michael asked if he had a strategy, and Curtis wondered if he had a good chance of persuading the jury that he’d been provoked. Michael said, maybe. He’d need a powerhouse attorney. Curtis said he needed to present a strong enough case to be offered a slap on the wrist deal, and Michael said he was taking a big gamble.

Willow said Sidwell couldn’t kill Drew, and he asked if she wanted the honor. She could make him have another stroke. She said she didn’t want Drew dead, and he asked why she shot him twice. She said she’d thought she was going to lose her children and would never stop regretting it. Sidwell heaved a Jason sigh, and said he had more pressing issues to deal with. Make it work. She said, what if someone questioned what happened? and he said she was a talented, resourceful woman. Deal with it and keep up her good work getting funds for the WSB. She asked why he cared, and he said the WSB did important work. He wanted all resources available at their disposal.

Molly said now Suzanne thought the book was her private diary, but Cody said Suzanne knew she wasn’t a schoolteacher in the wild west. Who would make the connection? Her readers didn’t know them. She said he was coming on her book tour and they’d notice, and he said then he’d have to bring his ten gallon hat.

Tracy asked how they could help, and Portia said Derek needed to be transferred to a hospital in Chicago for another specialist. It would be expensive. They couldn’t just put Derek on a plane and his parents’ insurance was maxed out. She was hoping… Brook said she’d pay for it. She’d write Portia a check. Tracy said she’d get in touch with the hospital and make the arrangements, and Portia said it was so generous. Tracy said she was happy to help, but they’d been in the middle of something. She’d show Portia out. Portia went to the foyer, and Tracy told Brook not to dare say that child’s predicament was her fault. All she did was avoid a collision. Brook said, if Curtis had known, he would have never attacked Isaiah, but Tracy said, nobody was to know now or ever know.

Willow cried, when Chase came to the door. He said he was sorry for interrupting, but thought Amelia would want Mr. Snuggles. Willow thanked him and invited him in. Chase said he could tell something was wrong. Why had she been crying? She said it was just one of those mornings, and he said he wanted to help. She said everything was wrong. She felt so trapped.

Gio told Trina to do what was best for her and he’d support what she decided. Trina said normally, she’d talk to Josslyn, but she was in Australia. It was a family thing, but she had no details. He said if the showcase didn’t happen, they could still hang out if she wanted to. Playing with her made him realize he’d missed music and what a great outlet it was. She said, then maybe she could purge some of… this with juicy ballads. She’d see him at rehearsal.

Cody told Molly that he didn’t mind if people thought he was the real Casey. It turned out Casey was a great guy and an excellent lover. Molly said Cody was a great guy too, and he said, not to mention… She said, not here. What if Danny or Scout had come in? He said he’d behave, and she said that was the last thing she wanted. They were going to his place.

Portia went to Curtis’s office and said Isaiah needed surgery, then rehab, and more surgery. Even when all was said and done, he may never be able to operate again. Curtis said he didn’t want that to happen, but this all started when Isaiah drove away and left him and Jordan to die. She said, as usual, he was so sure he was right and in his self-righteousness, assaulted Isaiah. What was he going to do when he found out Isaiah was innocent? (I live for the moment.)

On the phone, Tracy said she wasn’t asking for a tow truck to come. She was telling them to come now. Michael asked Brook who Tracy was telling off now, and Brook said, the BMW dealership. Tracy told the dealership that it had been rattling for six weeks. Unrattle it. She told Brook that they were on their way.  

Chase said Willow tried to carry everything on her own and didn’t have to, but she said, this time, she did. He said he could listen. He knew she’d feel better if she talked it out. She said she couldn’t do that. She didn’t want to be married to Drew anymore.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

As he dries off by the boathouse, Tracy approaches Ethan and says, there is a rumor going around that he has a business proposition for her. Or was that just a way to get on her property so he could avail himself of the many amenities of her home? He asks if two things can’t be true at the same time.

Ava and Alexis walk into Hammet Gallery, which looks suspiciously like the Jerome Gallery, and a woman welcomes them. Ava introduces herself, saying she’s Ava Jerome of the Jerome Gallery in Port Charles, and the woman says, of course (🍷). It’s a pleasure to finally meet her. She shakes Ava’s hand and says she’s Janice. She works with Apollo. He’s expecting her. She’ll let him know that Ava and her colleague are here. Ava thanks her and she leaves. Ava asks if Alexis is surprised that her name means something in the art world, but Alexis says, no, she’s not surprised. While Ava is throwing her weight around, just make sure she’s discreet in asking questions about Delilah. Ava says she knows. Alexis told her that this is for Brook and Chase and that discretion is paramount. Alexis says, just don’t accidentally drop the Quartermaine name, okay? and Ava says, Alexis brought her along for her expertise and because she knows this world intimately. She also knows how to get information, okay? So they’re going to do this her way.

Michael finds Brook in the living room wrapping a package and says, it looks nice. She thanks him and says it took her nine attempts to try and get this bow right. Does it look a little tired to him? He says, no, he doesn’t think so. Who’s it for? She says, Willow, and he says, a bon voyage gift he hopes. She says, whatever their personal feelings about Willow may be, she’s been instrumental in helping her and Chase pursue adopting Phoebe. It’s the least she could do for her. He says, she knows Willow’s not doing this to help her, right? She’s doing this to help Chase.

Chase tells Willow that she’s an extremely capable person, but with everything she’s juggling, she’s got to feel overwhelmed. She says, some days are easier than others, that’s for sure, and he says, she’s caring for Drew, having her kids with her part time, plus all of her other full-time responsibilities like representing her constituents here in Port Charles. She says she just wants to do right by everyone, and he says, and she is, but maybe she shouldn’t make any big decisions about her marriage until things calm down a little bit. She hasn’t been a congresswoman for that long. She says she’s sorry. She’s not explaining herself very well. She’s not saying her marriage has hit a rough patch. She’s saying she made a mistake marrying Drew. She never should have become his wife.

Portia asks if Curtis realizes a boy is needlessly suffering because of his rash actions, and Curtis asks what she’s even talking about. She says she just spent the morning trying to secure funding for a young patient’s transfer to a hospital in Chicago, where there’s a possibility that he could get a liver transplant to save his life. He says, she’s laying that at his feet? and she says, Isaiah was that boy’s best chance of survival. He is an excellent surgeon. One of the few in the country that specializes in auxiliary liver transplantation. And he may never pick up a scalpel ever again. He says, look. If that is the case, Isaiah has no one to blame but himself.

Valentin comes downstairs and asks if Carly is alone. She says, Donna’s in school, and he says, oh good. Maybe now she can stop avoiding him for a second. She says she’s not avoiding him. He’s a fugitive in hiding, remember? He says, if she’d wanted to see him, she would have seen him, and she says, he’s right. She didn’t want to see him. Not since he made it crystal clear to her that he would ditch her in a second to go save Anna.

Carly says her daughter’s missing. Cullum and Sidwell are more dangerous than ever and they’re ramping up whatever terrifying project they’re working on. He gets one phone call from his contact in France and his first thought is that he needs to go save Anna. Who, by the way, has ample family members to save her. He says he stayed, didn’t he? and she says, yes, he stayed. But it’s what happened right before he decided to stay that gave her the wake-up call that she needed. This situation, it’s temporary, right? He’s not here very long. She can’t count on him. He says he sees. Clearly, he has overstayed his welcome. He’ll shut down the project at Windymere and he’ll be out of her attic for good. He goes back upstairs.

Alexis tells Ava to remember she vouched for her with Brook and Chase to join her in her work, and Ava says, the child’s future is at stake. Yes, she knows. She’s taking the matter very seriously. Why doesn’t Alexis look at some art or something? Maybe she’ll get inspired and stop haranguing her. Apollo comes out and says, Ava. Stunning as always. It’s been way too long. He takes her hands and she says, yes. Since he’s been in LA as a matter of fact. She’d like him to meet her colleague Alexis Davis. Alexis says, his gallery is lovely, and he thanks her. He says, they think it provides the visual and conceptual clarity the work deserves, and tells Ava that his sources told him that she’s been building quite the collection for Jenz Sidwell. He’s got some lovely pieces in the back that he thinks she’ll love. She says she appreciates that and she’ll absolute take a look at another time. But she and Alexis are here on behalf of another client and art may not be what they’re buying.

Willow says Chase and everyone tried to warn her that Drew wasn’t good for her. He made it very clear that she didn’t need Drew to get her kids back, but the voice in her head kept insisting that Drew loved her and would do anything for her. Chase asks if she’s saying she doesn’t love Drew, and she says she doesn’t. Not anymore. And she doesn’t know if Drew ever loved her. He was so jealous of Michael, so desperate to take something, anything that he felt Michael had. It just happened to be her. He says, but she’s not something to be owned by Michael or Drew. She is her own person. She says she’s certainly trying to be. And it doesn’t matter if Drew loved her for her or not. The fact is, she and Drew both married each other for the wrong reasons.

Brook tells Michael that she’s well aware of Willow’s feelings about and for her husband. Chase is a good man who’s given Willow way more grace than she deserves. She asks Michael to help with the bow, and he puts his finger in the middle of the bow. He says, there’s nothing wrong with the bow, and don’t take her anger at Willow out on him. She says, who’s angry? Would she be bringing Willow a gift if she were angry? He says he guesses it depends on what the gift is, and she says, it is a reminder of their gratitude and of the loving family Willow is helping her build with her husband. He says, that’s a lot to ask of a gift, but good luck. Feel free to take his car to Willow’s if she wants. She asks, why? and he asks if hers isn’t in the shop. Tracy said there was something wrong with it, right?

Tracy says she’s surprised Ethan isn’t glued to Lulu’s side given the Rocco situation, and he says, actually, he’s trying to give her a little space. She says, he doesn’t think his sister needs his support? but he says, no. He thinks he’s given her maybe too much support and in the wrong ways. Lulu asked him to give her and Rocco fake passports. She says, you Spencers love your fake passports, and he says, Rocco’s definitely one of them because he used his to take off with Britt Westbourne. She says, Lulu blames him for that? and he says, even if she doesn’t, he blames himself, but she says, don’t do that. Spencers don’t wallow. They find solutions. He says, she’s right. Actually, he’s hoping to solve a problem for her.

Curtis says he’s going to pay for that kid’s transport to Chicago himself, and Portia says, so he can assuage his guilt? He says, no. Because it’s a child and it’s the right thing to do. She says, well, his generosity is too little too late. She found a benefactor. He says, huh. He’s really glad to hear that. She tells him, really? That’s all he’s got to say? Besides the fact that he believes punching Isaiah was justified? He says, she was there. She heard the man say that he would be a better father to his child than he could ever be and she knows he would never stand for that. She says, but he’s a grown man. There’s nothing Isaiah should have said that would warrant physical violence. He says, okay, then they’re just going to have to agree to disagree on that. And on Isaiah having any role in his child’s life going forward.

Carly opens the door to Charlotte, who says she needs to talk to her. Carly invites her in and asks if she’s okay, but Charlotte says, no. Carly says, okay. Charlotte’s mom told her what was going on with Rocco. Is there any word? Charlotte says she doesn’t know. She can’t even tell her mom that it’s her fault he left with Britt. Carly says, hold on. Why would she think that? Charlotte says, before she and Danny went to go break into Windymere, they asked Rocco to come with them and he said no. He said it was too dangerous and begged them not to go, but they went anyway. They didn’t listen to him and just shut him out completely. Carly says, that’s a good thing because he was right, and Charlotte says, that makes it even worse. Rocco’s just been so quiet and mom and Dante have been fighting and she knew he was having a hard time. She was just so busy trying to help Danny get information about his dad and she thinks she made Rocco feel even more alone. And that’s why he turned to Britt.

Alexis tells Apollo that they’re just looking for information. No one’s buying anyone anything. Ava gestures for Alexis to step back, and says, he’ll have to excuse Alexis. When her blood sugar gets low, she loses command of the English language. He laughs and asks if he can get Alexis something then. Some fresh juice or sparkling water? Alexis says, no thank you. She and her words are fine. He says, quite sure? and she says, mm-hmm. He asks Ava, if their mutual client isn’t interested in art, why did she want to see him? and Ava says she and Alexis just have a few questions they’re hoping he can answer. Alexis says they’d like to know about a woman who may have been an employee of his. Delilah Wilson?

Ethan tells Tracy, working with Sonny is great. But she knows he likes to have multiple income streams whenever possible. She asks if he’s about to pitch her some multi-level marketing scheme, because she doesn’t need any cleaning supplies and she doesn’t need a timeshare within easy walking distance to the beach. He says, that’s just insulting to both of them. They both know if she wanted to go to the beach, she’d just (we say together) buy the beach. He thinks she should hire him. They’ve always had a good working relationship and he knows trustworthy people are hard to come by. She says she doesn’t trust anybody, and he says, generally speaking, neither does he. But he’s sure she could use someone discreet and reliable for her more nuanced dealings. She says, as it happens, she may have a need for his particular skill set.

Brook tells Michael that the passenger side door is rattling for some reason. It doesn’t bother her, but he knows how Granny can be. He says, yeah, better safe than sorry. How long has it been rattling for? She says, is he a mechanic? and he says he knows what a Phillips head screwdriver looks like. She says, that’s a brag. Anyways, it’s not dangerous. It’s just another thing on her to-do list. He says, but even she only has so many hours in a day. That’s why he was kind of surprised to hear that she’s putting together this showcase for Trina Robinson. Not that Trina’s not talented. She killed it at Charlie’s, but between taking care of Phoebe, figuring out the adoption process, her work at Deception, isn’t a showcase like this kind of a lot to take on? She says, he knows she likes to stay busy, and he says he knows. And he knows her mother’s side and knows where she got it from, but why now? She says, the music part of her life has been backburnered for a while, but seeing Gio and Trina perform at Charlie’s just sparked something in her. Gio is already in the music world, and she just feels like Trina deserves a chance to see what’s possible for her. You know, if the music industry is something she’s interested in. He says, yeah, but Brook didn’t even see Gio and Trina’s performance, right? Didn’t she arrive after they’d already finished? She says she did. She rushed out of here as soon as Dante let her know that Gio was going to be performing, but unfortunately, she missed it. Luckily, Dante took a video. She wishes she’d seen it live, but anyways, she’d better get going because this gift isn’t going to deliver itself. He says, she can always drop it in the mail for Willow, but she says she thinks that this gift requires a personal delivery. She leaves and he makes a call. He asks if someone thinks they can come by the house. He thinks he just figured out a way to solve all his problems.  

Chase says, it’s no secret that Drew isn’t his favorite person, and Willow says, other than Scout’s, is he anyone’s? <snort> Chase says, Drew’s hurt a lot of people that he cares about. And the strain she’s under from overseeing his care has got to be taking its toll on her. Is it possible that that’s coloring her feelings about her marriage? She says she must sound like a monster. Her husband is locked inside his own body unable to communicate, and she’s the one complaining. He says, they’re both suffering right now, and she says, maybe, but she’s also benefitting from Drew’s misfortune. She got to fill his congressional seat and she’s enjoying it. He says, great. She stepped up for Drew and she’s helping people by serving in Congress. She shouldn’t feel guilty about that. She says, but she is guilty… of so much.

Portia says, Curtis doesn’t get to tell her who she can have in her life, and he says, but he does have a say in who’s in his child’s life. She says, does he? Now that’s quite a double standard he’s working with there. Because there’s no love lost between her and Jordan, but she hasn’t issued any decrees keeping her out of their baby’s life, has she? He wants to play that game? He’d better reconsider his living arrangements. Because if he thinks he’s going to veto Isaiah, there is no way she’s going to let Jordan spend any time with their child. He says, there is no comparison between Jordan and Isaiah. He and Jordan have years of history that predate her. They were married. Isaiah is just some dude she slept with because they were having a fight. She says she turned to Isaiah because he walked out on their marriage. He did that. But she’s with Isaiah now because Isaiah’s given her the kind of love and acceptance that she never got from him.

Carly tells Charlotte that she does understand the impulse to blame yourself. And if Rocco did feel shut out and alone because of what she and Danny did, she’s sure that hurt, but Charlotte can’t be responsible for the choices Rocco makes, including taking off with Britt. Charlotte says, Carly doesn’t think Britt would do anything to hurt Rocco, does she? and Carly says, no. She thinks Britt is crazy, but she knows Britt cares about Charlotte’s brother. Charlotte says her mom doesn’t see that way. She’s so freaked out. Carly says, of course (🍷) she is. It’s so impossible for anyone to understand how terrifying it is when a parent doesn’t know where their child is. Charlotte would be giving her mother a huge gift if she didn’t put herself in any more danger, and she’d really be helping her dad out a lot too. Valentin joins them and tells Charlotte, listen to Carly. The woman clearly knows what she’s talking about.

Apollo says, after the police told him what had happened to Delilah, he told them everything that he could think of about her, but it wasn’t very much. She was a private person. He didn’t even know she was pregnant. Alexis asks if she had friends and family, and he says, presumably, but he has no idea. Ava says, any colleagues here at the gallery she may have been close to? and he says, she was always friendly, but maintained a professional distance. Alexis asks if he hired her through a recruiter or an agency by any chance, but he says, actually, he poached Delilah from another gallery. He’d seen how well she worked with clients, and not perhaps his finest moment. That gallery since has closed down. Ava says, she knew how to make a sale, and he says, that she did. He considered her his VIP whisperer. She had a knack for working with high-end clientele and kept them happy and buying consistently. Ava says, impressive, and he says, very. That’s really all he knows about her and truly, he does have to go back to work. He tells Ava that it was wonderful to see her again. Really, a treat in fact. Shall he have the delightful Janice show them out? Ava says, actually, since they’re here, she’d like to take a look around. His collection is extraordinary, and to his earlier point, she thinks there are a number of pieces that would be to Mr. Sidwell’s liking. He tells her to take her time, and leaves. Alexis says, well, that was a bust, but Ava says she wouldn’t be so sure.

Ethan says, first things first. Is this job legal? Tracy says, seriously? What do you care about legal, Mr. Fake Passport? Besides, he knows he will be handsomely remunerated for any bending of the law. He says he does know that and he appreciates it. His phone rings and he says he’s so sorry. He has to take this. She says, oh yes. His future employer is definitely the one he should put on hold. He apologizes again and goes into the boathouse. He says, yeah, what is it? and Apollo says, two women from Port Charles are here in the gallery asking about Delilah. Ava Jerome and Alexis Davis. Ethan asks what he told them, and Apollo says, what he told the police. Nothing useful. Ethan says, okay. Keep it that way.

Jacinda arrives at the Quartermaines and tells Michael not to keep her in suspense. What’s this big revelation of his? He says he knows how to get Willow in Chase’s bed, and she asks if his PI found something compromising he could use, but he says, it’s nothing like that. It’s totally different. He thinks Brook was the driver that almost collided with Jordan Ashford, and if he’s right, it changes everything.

Willow says she looks back at what she did to Chase when they were married and she is so ashamed. He was sick and she cheated on him with Michael, his best friend. She would do anything to take that back. Chase says, it was a complicated situation and she made a mistake. But all of that led him to Brook and now Phoebe. She says, so in a way, it worked out, and he says, it did for him. She says, after what she did to him, she can’t even consider leaving Drew. She couldn’t live with herself. The man is completely dependent on her. He says, if Drew were healthy, would she be with him? and she says, no. She would end it. He says, they can’t know what the future holds, but it won’t be like this forever. So trust herself that she can navigate this. And if she can’t, trust him and the faith he has in her. She hugs him just as Brook is going past the window and sees them.

Carly says she’s going to give Charlotte and Valentin some alone, but Charlotte says, please don’t go. She tells Valentin that Carly made her realize that Rocco running away wasn’t entirely her fault, and he says he’s glad Carly helped her see that. She asks what she does about Cullum and Sidwell. If they go after Britt, they could hurt Rocco and he has to be okay. Valentin says, he will be. He’ll take care of Rocco. Her coming here and giving them information on Windymere was incredibly helpful, but there’s one last thing he needs her help with. She says, he wants her to stay out of it, and he says, that’s right. She’s the most precious thing in the world to him, but he can’t focus on the task at hand if he doesn’t know she’s safe. She says, okay, they hug, and he thanks her. She says she should get home to mom, and Carly says she thinks Lulu would appreciate that. Can she text them when she gets there? Charlotte says, yeah, and thanks Carly for the chat. She tells Valentin that she loves him and he says he loves her too. She leaves, and Valentin thanks Carly for helping her. He’s sorry for earlier. She says, no. She is.

Willow says she trusts Chase more than anyone and him having faith in her means more than he knows, but… The doorbell rings and Willow opens the door to Brook. She invites Brook in and Brook says she didn’t know Chase would be here. He says he was dropping off Mr. Snuggles for Amelia, and Willow says, which she is so grateful for. Chase says he also wanted to thank Willow again for helping with Phoebe, and Brook says it sounds like they had the same idea. She hands Willow the gift and says, for you. Willow says Brook didn’t need to get her anything. She was happy to do it. Brook says, of course (🍷) she did. Willow has done so much for them. Right, Chase?

Alexis says she didn’t come here to shop for Jenz Sidwell, and Ava says, neither did she, but Apollo has information and he’s not just going to give it up unless they give him something in return. Watch and learn. Alexis wonders what Ava has done, and Ava tells Apollo, that Kyoko in the corner is just spectacular. It’s so vibrant. She thinks that Jenz would be very interested. Does he think they could arrange a video viewing for him? Apollo says, absolutely, and she says, wonderful. And she does apologize. She realizes that Deliliah might be a sensitive topic. She knows the two of them were friends. Delilah was his employee. She’s sure Delilah’s death was very shocking. He says, it was, but as he’s already told her… She says, what she didn’t tell him is that she and Alexis are working on behalf of the very private, very wealthy Quartermaine family, and they are quite intent on acquiring information about Delilah. In fact, anyone who leads them to her friends or family would be generously rewarded. He says, come to think of it, he may actually have something for her. Let him check. He leaves, and Alexis asks, what did she just do? Ava tells her that she just said the magic word – Quartermaine.

Tracy tells Ethan that Brook and Chase desperately want to adopt Phoebe. They love that little girl. He says, it sounds like they’re not the only ones, and Tracy says she may have warmed to her. And she wants to make sure that nothing prevents Phoebe from becoming part of this family. He says, okay, and she says, to that end, Brook and Chase may need some assistance in smoothing some things over. He says, got it. She needs a fixer. She says she needs him to make sure absolutely nothing gets in the way of that adoption.

Michael tells Jacinda, Curtis was very clear that all the other driver did was swerve to get out of the way, but when they did, they might have run into the guardrail. The police then picked up a paint sample from the guardrail. They believe that it came from a black BMW. Jacinda says, and Isaiah drives a black BMW, but Michael says, so does Brook. He doesn’t think she’d knowingly leave the scene of an accident. He doesn’t think she ever knew that there was an accident in the first place. She says, Curtis is sure that the other driver was Isaiah, so why does he think he’s so sure it’s Brook? and he says, because Brook was here the night Gio was performing at Charlie’s. She told him that Dante called her and she rushed over there. The quickest way from here to Charlie’s is Route 91. She says, what else you got? and he says, Brook’s car has been in the shop because the passenger door has been out of commission for the past six weeks. She says, which it would if it hit the guardrail, and he says, on top of that, she’s setting up a showcase for Trina Robinson, Curtis’s daughter, with a bunch of music executives just out of the blue. She says, well, Trina’s got a great voice and Brook’s a savvy businesswoman. It could be good for both of them. He says, no. It’s all too convenient. He can’t get past the timing of it all. She tells him, let’s say you’re right. How does Brook being involved in Jordan’s accident get him what he wants with Willow? He says, because if Brook was involved in the accident and never came forward, it’ll show Chase that his wife isn’t the woman he thinks she is.

Curtis says he and Portia both played a part in their marriage falling apart and she’s nobody’s a victim. She says she didn’t say that she was. But she is the one who was forced to tell private details about her personal life on the witness stand. And then had to deal with him and Trina giving her all kinds of hostility and anger for months and months, all while pregnant with their child. But you know who was by her side the entire time? Supporting her, showing her compassion, not judging her? Isaiah. Curtis expects her to turn her back on him? Curtis says he expects her to keep their child away from the type of person that could leave people on the side of the road to die.

Michael tells Jacinda, with Chase, everything’s black or white, guilty or innocent. There’s no grey area with him at all. If he finds out Brook played a part in the accident and kept it from him, there’s no coming back from that. Jacinda says, and he thinks that’ll send Chase running back to Willow? and he says, she saw how determined the guy was to take him down, destroying his life. It’s because he never really let Willow go. If he can get Brook to see that, it’ll set her free. She deserves better than him. She says, even if he’s right and Chase hightails it back to Willow, is he sure Willow will go for it? She’s smart. She’s got a lot to lose. Does he think she’ll risk it all to be with Chase again? He says, Chase gives Willow exactly what she needs. He puts her on a pedestal. He wants to be her hero. That is irresistible to Willow. Just look at Drew. And when Chase turns on Brook, and he will, Willow will be there waiting for him. And when he eventually lands in her bed, it’ll cost her everything.

Willow looks at a gorgeous bowl and tells Brook, it’s stunning. Thank you. I love it. How is Phoebe? Brook says, she’s perfect, as always, and Chase says, Alexis is in New York City making some inquiries on their behalf. They’re staying positive, hoping things go their way. Willow says, Alexis is extremely thorough, and rest assured she’s liaising on their behalf with the director of social services. Brook thanks her and asks how it’s going in Congress these days. Kai Taylor is her intern, right? Willow says, he is. He’s fantastic. She thinks he has quite a future in politics if he wants it. Brook says she’s seen a lot of him recently. She’s putting together a showcase for Trina. He’s so supportive of her. She guesses she and Trina are both lucky that way. She smiles at Chase.

Valentin says Carly doesn’t have anything to be sorry for, but she says she does. She shouldn’t have lashed out at him. She put rules and expectations on him and on their situationship. She didn’t have a right to do that. He says he’d argue, her house, her rules, and she says, of course (🍷) his instinct is to jump on a plane and go help Anna because he loves her. She doesn’t begrudge him that. Him being here was only meant to be temporary, and it’s not fair of her to ask him to invest in them emotionally or otherwise, so she thinks it’s just best if they don’t have any expectations. She starts to walk past him, but he grabs her hand and says he doesn’t want her to have expectations. He’ll always have feelings for Anna. Whatever this is, it’s not about that. He told her that he needed to go to France and he threw those feelings in her face. He was thoughtless. He’s sorry. He wants to be honest with her. These past few months, she’s kept him alive. In more ways than one. She says, they helped each other, and he says, yeah, maybe. He doesn’t know where this goes from here or if he’ll survive, but he wants her. He wants her with him through all of it. That’s his truth. What’s hers? She kisses him.

Curtis says, Portia is so sold on this guy that she won’t even recognize the evidence that he left at the scene of the crash, and she says (along with me), there is no evidence. That’s why Isaiah hasn’t been charged. He says, well, there was before he destroyed it by taking his car to the shop, and she says, look. He needs to start worrying about his own charges. The ones he’s looking at for assault. A crime she knows he’s guilty of because she saw him herself. And if they call her to the witness stand, he better believe she’ll be telling the truth. She walks out, slamming the door.

Jacinda asks if Michael has thought at all about what this will do to Brook. Chase is a cop. What if he turns her in? Michael says, he won’t. And even if he did, Brook would be charged with a misdemeanor at most for scraping the guardrail. And she could easily make the argument that she didn’t even know there was an accident. Jacinda says, what about her marriage? and he says, if Brook kept this a secret, that’ll be it for Chase. It’ll likely be the end of their marriage and that’ll be for the best. Jacinda says she doesn’t think so. She seems to really love the guy. He says, no. She’s not herself with Chase. Ever since they’ve gotten together, he’s watched her make herself smaller and smaller. She doesn’t embrace the things that make her great because she’s too busy protecting his fragile little ego. He is nothing but a judgmental, insecure man with a white knight complex. And his cousin deserves better than that. He’s trying to show her that. She asks if he’s trying to tell her that he’s doing this for Brook. Because being honest, he’s the one with the most to gain here. He says he’s doing this to help Brook, but yeah, he’s also doing it for himself. And once Willow’s exposed for cheating on her bedridden husband… She says, with the cop who testified for her in court when she was accused of shooting that husband, and he says, the same husband that stood loyally by her side during the trial. The scandal will cost her the congressional seat. Jacinda says, and she’ll be radioactive, and he says, and all this power, all this influence she’s been enjoying, gone. And he’ll be the one calling the shots.

Chase says his shift is about to start. He knows Willow has a lot to do, so he’ll leave her to it. Willow thanks them both for stopping by and for the beautiful gift, and Brook says, of course (🍷). She hopes it makes Willow think of them. Chase says he’ll see her at home tonight, and Brook says, yeah, she’ll be there. She gives him a quick kiss, says, love you, and he leaves. She tells Willow that she’s very grateful for everything Willow is doing for them. But if Willow so much as breathes on her husband again, that will be the last breath Willow takes. She will destroy her. (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Check and mate!) Brook leaves.

Ethan says if Tracy wants the adoption paperwork cleared for Brook and Chase, he’s her man. She gives him a look, and he says, wait, what’s that? What’s happening now? She says she feels like she needs to make this crystal clear. There’s nothing, nothing more important than her granddaughter and the family she’s building. He says, okay. He’s seen Brook and Chase with Phoebe. He can tell how much they love her and he promises he’ll do everything he can to help. Everybody loves a happy ending.

Apollo tells Ava that Delilah worked on the opening of the Cortez exhibit last July. He consults his tablet and says, somewhere on here he may have… Yes. Here she is. Ava takes the tablet, shows it to Alexis, and says, huh. Wow. Delilah was certainly a vision, wasn’t she? Alexis says, she certainly was, and thanks Apollo. She says, he’s been very helpful, and he says, my pleasure. Alexis and Ava look at each other and back at the photo where we see Delilah standing next to Ethan.

On Monday, Lucas tells Sonny and Laura that they’re going to need him; Pascal tells Josslyn, what a shame. You won’t be able to do anything about it; Nina tells Jack that she’s his only way out of this; and Tracy tells Ric that they need to get Sidwell out of their business. How do they do that?

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Pretty much everything Willow has done since hooking up with Drew has been delusional.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-willows-plan-for-drew-is-delusional-katelyn-macmullen-says

The second he asked who Tracy was fighting with and Brook said, the BMW dealership, I knew.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-recap-willow-confesses-to-chase-michael-grows-suspicious-of-brook-lynn

I remember this guy.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-goings-maxwell-caulfield-cast-in-alexis-ava-story

Ric and his work throuple.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-rick-hearst-opens-up-about-work-wives-rebecca-herbst-and-nancy-lee-grahn

I just don’t get why they dropped this medical school bomb. IMO, it would have made more sense for her to go off and find Blaze.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-goings-kate-mansi-exits-as-kristina-very-difficult-decision

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-reveals-how-kristina-will-leave-port-charles-when-kate-mansi-exits-the-soap

Omg, I love the dog Big Brother bandana.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-sawandi-wilson-expecting-first-baby-with-wife-anna

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Due to circumstances beyond my control – a medical emergency that came out of the blue – I didn’t actually see most of these or give the ones I saw my full attention.

Below Deck Down Under

Ben was pissed off because Daisy wasn’t around to do individual fish fileting. In Ben’s interview, he said he thought the guests would love a whole fish because he does. Um… No thanks. I don’t want whatever I’m eating to look like it was when it was alive. In João’s interview, he said it was a battle of egos between Ben and Daisy and they needed to sort things out. Captain Jason outdid himself dressing up for the Garden of Adam themed dinner, an outfit of leaves, complete with a moving snake. Jenna was determined to get her stripes back and Ben considered promoting Ellie to sous chef so she got something to take home for her accolades. In Daisy’s interview, she said that was a big f*** you from Ben, but the captain wasn’t down with it anyway, since Ellie was working her way back from being a pita. In his interview, he said he didn’t just hand out promotions. They weren’t lottery tickets. Alesia was upset because she hadn’t been put in the second stew slot, and Ben suggested demoting Daisy so she’d try harder. João felt like he was between a rock and hard place being friends with Ben and having feelings for Daisy. The guests invited Betul to hang with them when she was in the states, and if she doesn’t want to, I will. The tip was $23K, and the next (and last) charter was the following day. I don’t know how these people work with hangovers, but they do, so even though it was a less than 24-hour turnaround, a dinner out was planned. The next primaries were Carmen, publisher of Nova Lifestyle Magazine, and Brandon, a real estate broker who hosted nightlife events. In their interview, Carmen said they did everything except have sex. Captain Jason reminisced about nearly kicking Brandon off the boat when he’d insisted on night swimming drunk. They’d requested a Seven Deadly Sins themed dinner, the courses inspired by the sins. Alesia pled her second stew case to Daisy, but in Daisy’s interview, she said Alesia had almost quit once and almost been fired once, so no. Eddy wore the helmet at dinner, and Barbie and Ben played a game where they inched their table away from the others a quarter inch every few minutes. Ben said Daisy made him feel like a six-year-old with a really Bolshi Irish nanny, whatever that is. Back at the boat, Jenna begged Ben not to use a guest cabin since she’d made them up, but he locked himself in, making Jenna drunk cry. João came to the rescue and in his interview, he said regardless of his friendship with Ben, he’d take work first. In response to João requesting he leave, Ben messed up the whole room, told João to f*** off, and called him a f***ing wanker. Maybe he feels like a six-year-old because he acts like one.

Real Housewives Of Rhode Island

This show gives me a headache. Rosie and Kelsey continued their fight, loudly and publicly, after Kelsey showed up at Trivia Night wearing a tiara and sash that said Miss Slam Pig. For some reason, this sent Ashley spiraling, and it was all very loud and annoying, much like this show in general.

Summer House

Obviously, the main topic of this whole thing is going to be the Amanda and West hook-up. As messy as it is, I still can’t bring myself to feel sympathy for Kyle. He should have seen the separation and pending divorce coming a mile away. If you are a mean drunk, you shouldn’t drink, and he kept proving he was a mean drunk over and over. Amanda clearly wasn’t happy with his drinking, and then he chose a side gig where he’d be around liquor and didn’t shy away from partaking. I can totally understand why Ciara is more disappointed in Amanda than West – we expect more from our sisters than we do from a man-child – but if I were her, I’d just move on. By all means, wear a revenge dress, but don’t waste time on actual revenge or pulling out receipts. It’s not worth it. And speaking of the wardrobe, WTF over and over about the guys. They all looked sloppy. Except for Andy, who looked… well, Andy.

The Valley

Wow. Michelle is so desperate to get away from Jesse, she was willing to absorb half of the $300K debt he’d decided to accrue before signing the paperwork. Sometimes it is better to cut your losses, but that is just wrong. And if Jasmine feels she has to fight three times as hard to be taken seriously, maybe she’s in the wrong friend group. I think she’s wrong about the others listening to Lala because she’s white though. I think they listen to Lala because she’s Lala.

In the City

Amanda got her own apartment, and the lightbulb started to sputter on for Kyle. I was very distracted by Amanda’s many pairs of shoes.

Southern Hospitality

Leva had a Mardi Gras party at Republic and announced the opening of a new restaurant that would have a focus on live music. Joe got all hurt and pissed off because he claimed it was his idea. Leva tried to explain that she would have given him the reins there, but for the last year, he’d stopped showing up for work and wasn’t even in communication. He whined that he was a boy in love who needed to follow his lady on her tour, and he and Leva went back and forth, circling that drain for a while. When he finally said that many people wanted him to open a bar, Leva told him, by all means do it, but the real world was going to surprise him, and news flash, she didn’t need him. Mic officially dropped.

Random Reality Items

I don’t know what to make of this since it’s so vague. I liked Kelly in the beginning, and didn’t even hold her rant at her daughter against her. I imagine it must be pretty frustrating to co-parent with an uncooperative ex. But as time went on, I felt she wasted a lot of time holding grudges and cursing people out. Still, this sounds radical even for her.

Are they kidding? This was probably the most interesting season in years. I loved Rachel Zoe, and as irritating as she was, Amanda brought a new dynamic to the table. I do agree that too much time was spent on Dorit, but I also feel like she was perhaps showing her true colors.

Mary was for sure the MVP of last season, and I hope she returns.

I was surprised when I discovered how much I liked this show, since a seamstress I’m not. But it’s so much more than that and this coming season sounds intriguing.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Black. TubiTV. I wrote about this show long ago – it was kind of my comfort show during covid and I watched it for nearly the entire summer, viewing a couple of episodes a week. Since I had to lie low after surgery, I thought I’d revisit it. Although the first time I saw it on Netflix, Tubi seemed to be the only place to stream it at present, but it’s worth the ads. Black – aka 444 aka Detective Han – is a Grim Reaper in search of an errant soul that doesn’t want to stay dead. Long story short, if he doesn’t capture the one he calls Disgusting Brat, he’ll turn into a three-headed dog and live in hell for eternity. That hardly sounds fair, but it’s only one of the many rules he must live by. Inhabiting the body of a detective who has passed on, he plays bounty hunter on earth. Detective Han is also the first love of Ha-ram, who believes that when Han was shot, he survived, but lost his memories. It has something for everyone – superb fight scenes, terrific characters, an element of horror, a mystery Han’s detective squad is trying to solve, comedic relief, and unrequited love. It also has a definitive ending that’s bittersweet and satisfying. It’s subtitled, but done very well. I’ve looked for it dubbed, but it’s my understanding that they hadn’t realized it would do so well and never made that version. One site indicated Roku might have it in English, but I’ve yet to investigate. It’s well-worth reading along though. Not just my favorite K-horror series, but one of my favorite series ever.

https://popgeeks.com/black-grim-reaper-no-444-broke-the-rules

https://asianmoviepulse.com/2020/04/k-drama-review-black-2017-by-kim-hong-seon

The Boroughs. Netflix. Dubbed the Stranger Things with older people, this did not disappoint. A stellar cast and a unique story, this 8-part series was both fun, entertaining, and full of all the feels. A horror subgenre that I enjoy is a town that isn’t what it seems, and this time it’s a retirement community that has a dark secret at its heart. A group of retirees that are hardly retiring realize something is amiss and set out to discover what it is. The ending took a bit of a trip to the cornfield, but I didn’t hate it, the message being that time is precious.

https://arstechnica.com/culture/2026/05/review-the-boroughs-is-a-smart-pitch-perfect-creature-feature

https://www.justjared.com/2026/05/28/netflixs-the-boroughs-cast-is-packed-with-hollywood-legends-heres-where-you-know-them-from/2

https://people.com/geena-davis-blast-filming-thelma-louise-car-scene-boroughs-exclusive-11984127

The Bride! HBO/MAX. Poor Frankenstein can’t catch a break or a lady love in this freaky Bonnie and Clyde/Romeo and Juliet tale. When a fellow mad scientist decides to help him out, they bring a mob moll back to life where she becomes partly possessed by the ghost of Mary Shelley. Incredibly stylish, surprisingly funny, with a homage to more films than you can count, this is a strange romp about two monsters living a fairytale. I didn’t read much about this beforehand and had no idea it was a true feminist manifesto that boldly went where no me too statement has gone before. It has a remarkable cast, an incredible story, and enough gore to keep horror buffs satisfied, but it’s not for those who are snobbish about the classics. It definitely colors outside the lines. I only wish I’d seen it on the big screen, as the tribute to Young Frankenstein’s Puttin’ on the Ritz would have been worth the price of admission alone.  

https://www.slashfilm.com/2180562/christian-bale-2026-horror-movie-the-bride-streaming-hbo-max

https://decider.com/2026/05/23/the-bride-is-alive-on-hbo-max

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

Maybe one of these days I’ll get around to watching this. Once again, so much streaming, so little time.

https://ew.com/house-of-the-dragon-season-3-cover-story-emma-darcy-tom-glynn-carney-ewan-mitchell-11983067

The little show that could.

https://ew.com/how-a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-became-hit-big-swings-11963935

https://ew.com/a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-season-2-new-characters-dunk-in-politics-11972915

🏆 They Write (and Sing) the Songs…

I usually don’t watch awards shows, but this year, I felt K-invested. It was worth the watch when Golden and BTS took home the big wins. Queen Latifah was an excellent host too.

https://ew.com/american-music-awards-2026-best-and-worst-moments-11982860

https://ew.com/american-music-awards-2026-red-carpet-photos-11982865

🎋 Going With the Flow…

🦀 Dance like everyone is watching.

https://people.com/why-fiddler-crabs-on-japan-s-coast-look-like-they-re-dancing-each-spring-11985100

🐕 Live up to your name.

https://people.com/arkansas-officers-rescue-dog-stuck-in-storm-drain-11984670

🐙 Make a big splash no matter how small you are.

https://people.com/tiny-blue-deep-sea-octopus-species-discovered-near-the-galapagos-islands-11983869

🐦‍🔥 Quotes of the Week

Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t. – Bill Nye

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. – Eleanor Roosevelt

Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them. – Orison Swett Marden (Or smack them out of the way.)

Plan your work for today and every day, then work your plan. – Margaret Thatcher

Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut, that held its ground. – David Icke

A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself. – Joseph Campbell

If God sends us on stony paths, He provides strong shoes. – Corrie ten Boom

This clique needs to stop cliquing. – Rosie DiMare, Real Housewives of Rhode Island

It’s really hard to have a good time when you’re dead. – Captain Lee Rosbach, Below Deck

🏃🏽‍♀️‍➡️ Springing Into Summer…

Until next time, stay safe; stay practicing water safety – swim where there’s a lifeguard, don’t fight a riptide, jet at the first sign of lightning or thunder (and use sunscreen!); and stay finding solutions instead of wallowing.

Video > Mungo Jerry – In The Summertime ORIGINAL 1970

May 22, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Rocco Goes On the Run, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Coming Soon, Sad News, Lotsa Different Tails, A Quote Sextuplet & Party

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

⚠️🛠 Due to emergency dental surgery, this week’s blog got cut a bit short and/or got a bit messy.

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday: 

Sonny went to the Quartermaines and found Gio playing in the solarium. Gio told him about the showcase and said it was thanks to Sonny that he was playing again, but Sonny said he couldn’t take all the credit.

Felicia brought an almond cake to Emma, who was making a home cooked dinner for Gio to thank him for the trip to New York. Emma broke a cup and cried over it. She said she’d made it for Anna when she was 10. It was her favorite.

At the station, Dante told Mac to point the WSB to Turner if he got a call about Cullum’s shooting. Laura came in and said Anna was in greater trouble than they thought.

Nathan said Josslyn told him to do the right thing, but the right thing for who? She wasn’t going anywhere. She said, we’ll see.

Turner said she got that Curtis was frustrated and angry, but the injury happened to Jordan, not him. Jordan said she wanted answers.

Curtis said he knew Isaiah was the driver of the other car, and Portia said, he didn’t do it. They started to leave, and Curtis said Isaiah was running away like he did from the accident. Isaiah told Curtis, back off. They both knew what it was really about. Curtis was hoping to break them up, but he wasn’t going anywhere and was going to be a better father than Curtis could ever be. Curtis punched Isaiah, and Isaiah went down.

Ava met Nina at Bobbie’s since it was close to the hospital, and Ava asked if Willow and the kids were okay. Nina said they were fine, but Ava said Nina seemed stressed, and Nina said she didn’t know why she was so worried about Jack.

Nathan said he could have made Josslyn disappear, but was doing what he could to keep her safe.

Gio told Sonny that he was worried playing wouldn’t be the same, but it felt right and familiar. Brook had great instincts and knew her stuff. Sonny said Brook’s mother was the same, and Gio said he thought he’d shared music with his mother Camilla, but he shared it with Brook too, and it made him feel closer to her. He asked if Sonny was going to say, I told you so, but Sonny said, not a chance.

Laura said she’d had Doc check on Anna and the news wasn’t good, but Mac thought they should include Felicia and Anna. Dante asked her to tell Anna that her office was waiting for her, and Laura and Mac left.

Jordan said agreed with Curtis, and wondered how Isaiah could leave them, but Turner said she didn’t know if the other driver even heard the accident. Jordan said without proof there was nothing they could do, and Turner said there was nothing to compel Isaiah into giving a statement, but Curtis was trying to do what he could. Jordan said she was responsible for the accident. She loved Curtis for fighting for her, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t change what happened.

Curtis said Isaiah had it coming, when the cops showed up. Curtis continued to babble about the accident, and Isaiah said it wasn’t him.

Nina told Ava that Jack had a stroke and couldn’t move or speak, and Ava said it was like déjà vu. Nina told her about the WSB being Jack’s health care proxy. She’d met Director Cullum and it was creepy how detached and cold he was. She felt bad that Jack had no support. Ava asked if Carly shouldn’t be with Jack, but Nina said Carly was done with Jack. Ava asked, since when was Nina close with Jack?

Portia told NuDetective Fitzpatrick that Curtis punched Isaiah and Isaiah hurt his hand. They needed an ambulance. Fitzpatrick told an officer to get an ambulance, and Isaiah confirmed the punch. Fitzpatrick arrested Curtis.

Emma said her life was good, and Felicia said Emma felt guilty. Emma said she’d been happy since she’d moved there and now her grandmother was locked away alone, terrified that a psycho was after her and her family. How could she still feel happy? There was something wrong with her. Felicia said there wasn’t, and  Emma said she hadn’t even written to Anna about going to New York. It seemed cruel with her trapped there. Felicia said Anna would take comfort in knowing Emma was happy. It was all Anna ever wanted for her.

Calling Nathan Cassius, Josslyn said he liked his brother’s life better than his own, but he had a choice. No one was forcing him keep her there. Why not turn her into Cullum? He said the only reason she was safe was because Cullum didn’t know she was there, but that could change.

Nina told Ava that she barely knew Jack, but he’d collapsed in front of her and she had basic concern. Ava said some people were callous and couldn’t see past own their own self-interest, and Nina asked if something happened with Sidwell. Ava said Sidwell was grieving and she was trying to help, but she had a business to run and she’d been put in the middle of Sonny, Ric, and Sonny’s new bodyguard.

Laura said Doc wasn’t allowed to see Anna, but spoke to her doctors. She’d attempted to escape again and this time was successful. She’d managed to climb over the exterior walls and hijack a car. She almost made it to the border after a high speed chase, and the French authorities said the current facility wasn’t secure enough. She was being transferred. Mac said it was a facility for long term illness, and Laura said, for those who posed a danger to themselves or others.

Sonny said music was a big part of who Gio was, and Gio said it was like an invisible cord to the other parts of him. Sonny said Gio and Trina were in good hands with Brook, who’d learned from her mother. They were both savvy, knew their stuff, and were respected in business. They would take care of both Gio and Trina. Gio said he and Emma were having dinner and he was giving Emma a guitar lesson, and Sonny said Brook and Olivia were waiting for him, and he left.  

Nathan wondered why Josslyn was working with the WSB, and she said, it was either this or a podcast. He said she didn’t need money and had options, and she said, so did he. He still did. He said he didn’t, and she asked if he’d been pressured to join the family business, which was insanity. He said, it was either this or a podcast, and she said, when this was over, if they were both still alive, they could do one together. Nathan said, one of them would be alive, and asked again why she’d joined the WSB. She said it was personal, but he said she’d been digging into his stuff all night. Had she been naïve about the Bureau? She said someone she’d loved was murdered and she wanted justice, and he asked if she’d gotten it, but she said, no. She’d gotten retribution instead. She’d tracked down the murderer, and when he tried to kill her, she’d killed him instead.

Fitzpatrick brought Curtis into the station and told Dante what happened. Curtis said it was a misunderstanding, and Dante took off the handcuffs. Fitzpatrick stared hard at Curtis as Dante led him to the interrogation room.

Portia found Isaiah in an exam room, and told him that she’d paged Dr. Sherman, who was an excellent hand specialist. Isaiah said he knew he had at least seven broken bones, probably more. That bastard had destroyed his hand.

Curtis told Dante that he was having a conversation with Portia and Isaiah, and things got heated. He admitted that he could have kept his cool, but Isaiah made it impossible. He ran his mouth and said things he shouldn’t have. Dante asked if Curtis threw the first punch, and Curtis said he’d told Isaiah that he’d fled the scene of the accident and Jordan could have died. Dante said the investigation was ongoing, and Curtis asked if he was aware that Isaiah was actively covering his tracks.

Fitzpatrick asked Matthews what the chances were that Curtis talked himself out of the arrest, and Matthews said it was possible. Fitzpatrick said Curtis seemed like a powerful guy who was used to getting away with… stuff (WOTD).

Curtis said Isaiah had been in an accident, but Dante said he was more interested in what happened tonight. Curtis said, maybe he was, but Fitzpatrick, not so much, and Dante said Fitzpatrick wasn’t a rookie. Curtis said he and Isaiah could have worked things out, and Dante said Isaiah ended up at GH. Curtis said he’d apologize and take care of any medical bills to make the whole thing go away, but Dante said they were past that. Curtis had to call a lawyer or get someone to post bail.

Dr. Sherman said Isaiah had eleven fractures, and he said he felt numbness in his index and middle finger. She said they’d know more after the MRI. There was a definite possibility he’d need surgery, but it was too soon to make that call. Portia said she’d go with the doctor to expedite things, and in the hallway, Dr. Sherman said Isaiah had done a real number on his hand, but Portia said Dr. Gannon had done nothing. Her ex-husband had.

Turner said she wished she could give Jordan answers. That was why she’d tried to secure the warrant. Jordan’s phone rang, and Curtis told her that he was trying to track down Michael, but Michael wasn’t picking up. She asked what was going on… Okay. She’d take care of it. She told Turner that Curtis had been arrested for assaulting Isaiah.

Laura said Anna was being held in a local prison awaiting transfer to a UMD – Unité pour Malades Difficiles – and Emma said, for difficult patients. Mac said it would be okay. They’d figure it out. Laura said Robin and Patrick were on their way to France and would call after they landed and took care of the necessary arrangements, and Emma said Anna wasn’t a criminal. Gio came in, saw them, and said he could come back, but Emma ran to him. She threw her arms around him and said she needed him.

Nina told Ava, so Sonny and Ric reconciled and Sonny didn’t retaliate. It sounded like they were closer than ever. Ava said, maybe, but she’d been held hostage by Sonny’s thug, and Nina said she wouldn’t categorize Sonny’s bodyguards as thugs. Ava said he was a new one, and when Sonny ordered him to take her out, she was held hostage in his car for hours. He told her that her life wasn’t in danger unless Sonny ordered it. Nina said Sonny would never hurt Ava, but Ava thought Nina was being naïve. The bodyguard made her fear for her safety and said she should cultivate him. Nina said it wasn’t a bad idea to be on good terms, but Ava said she wasn’t wasting her time. There wasn’t anything trustworthy about Ethan Lovett.  

Mac said Anna was behaving like a criminal, but Laura said she didn’t injure the driver. Felicia said the authorities were just doing their job, but Emma said maximum security would make Anna’s paranoia worse. She’d believe Faison was keeping her there.

Josslyn told Nathan that she’d learned she was good at putting the pieces together. She’d tracked the murderer down and had no problem risking her personal safety to get rid of a dangerous man. She hadn’t known she had it in her. Nothing else would have given her a purpose. She chose this life and owned it. She got herself into this room and would get herself out.

Sonny met Turner at the apartment, and she said it was important.

Portia said she hadn’t realized how deeply Curtis was fixated on Isaiah, and Isaiah said Curtis thought he knew everything and always thought he was right. Portia said she was on Isaiah’s side, but he had to admit he’d baited Curtis. Isaiah said he should have held his tongue, but didn’t Curtis prove him right?

Fitzpatrick looked at Curtis through the window, and Dante asked, what’s the story? Fitzpatrick told him that the maître d’ called about a scuffle they thought might escalate. Obviously, it had. Dr. Gannon was on the ground and Ashford admitted he’d punched him. Dr. Portia Robinson said they needed an ambulance, so one was called, and she and Dr. Gannon went to GH. Curtis didn’t physically resist, but was combative and unapologetic. Multiple witnesses had seen them speaking and then heard Curtis yelling something about Isaiah leaving him and someone named Jordan to die. Jordan walked into the station.

Ava said she was glad the brother situation was resolved, and Nina said Ava must have made a nice profit. Ava said it was a small consolation, and Nina said she needed to go, She had to check on Jack. Ava told her, be careful. She didn’t want Nina to be collateral damage. Nina said she knew what she was doing, she and Ava hugged, and Nina left.  

Dante said it was good to see Jordan, but was sorry for the circumstance. He told her that Curtis was in the interrogation room, and she went in. Fitzpatrick said he assumed this was the Jordan that Curtis was talking about, and Dante said she was the former Police Commissioner and Curtis’s girlfriend. Fitzpatrick said he took it Isaiah wasn’t Curtis’s favorite person, and Dante said Isaiah had helped break up Curtis’s marriage.

Turner told Sonny about Curtis being arrested. She didn’t want to prosecute Isaiah, but she also didn’t want to hurt her friend who was already hurting.  

Curtis said he hadn’t expected Jordan to come, but Jordan said she wanted to be the one who helped him. He said Isaiah was the one who committed a crime, not him.

Portia said Curtis punched Isaiah because he blamed Isaiah for his feelings, when Dr. Sherman came back. She said she wished she had better news. Isaiah’s injuries may require multiple surgeries. In addition to the broken bones, he’d also severed two tendons. He would need microsurgery, with adequate timing between surgeries to insure healing.

Emma suggested that Doc could recommend a better facility, but Mac said the French authorities wouldn’t let Anna go. Emma said she didn’t accept that Anna was stuck and there was nothing they could do about it. Laura said Emma shouldn’t and she wouldn’t either. Anna needed a strong advocate and she thought she knew who she could call.

Nathan put down a card and said, gin. He suggested Josslyn had let him win, and she said it was rule 3½ in the WSB handbook. Another round? Nathan said he was exhausted and thought she was too. He left and locked the door.

As Josslyn got her bed ready, she noticed something on the wall and pulled the bed away from it. She read: Anna Devane was held captive here. I was taken on 10-31-25. Josslyn said, oh my God.

Tuesday:

Turner talked to Sonny about Curtis and Isaiah. She was worried about Jordan, since she’d have to prosecute Curtis.

Fitzpatrick asked Dante if Curtis having dated the former Police Commissioner was going to be a problem for him.

Curtis told Jordan that Isaiah had pushed him past his limits.

Emma told Gio about the cup she broke and how it couldn’t be replaced. The mug was shattered like her grandma and there was nothing she could do to fix it either one.

Carly and Valentin had a drink, and he asked about their cover story for Josslyn’s absence. She said he wanted her to trust that Josslyn was on assignment, but she wasn’t sure if she agreed with him. She thought he was wrong.

Rocco met Danny and Charlotte at the Quartermaines. Danny apologized for what he’d said, and Charlotte said they all needed to get on the same page. Danny said they were sneaking into Windymere tonight.

Cullum went to see Sidwell and said there had been a development in his shooting. He thought maybe Danny was the one who shot him.

Turner said the DA’s office would make the call, and Sonny said he thought the cops were flexing with Curtis. Turner said she didn’t think so, but he told her to think about how things went down.

Curtis told Jordan about what happened at the MetroCourt with Isaiah. He’d confronted Isaiah and said he should give paint sample, but Isaiah said his car had left the shop so it wouldn’t help. Not only was he involved, he was actively covering up what he did. He was never going to come clean. She asked if that’s when Curtis punched him, but Curtis said, no. Isaiah said he’d be a better father to the baby than Curtis.  

Dante said Curtis was well-connected and was close with the mayor, who was also Dante’s ex-mother-in-law. Fitzpatrick said he wasn’t sure he was the right fit for the PCPD.

Emma told Gio about Anna being moved to a new facility, but Gio said he thought they were scared for her and of her. Maybe it was a good thing.

Carly said Valentin just had a theory, but he said Josslyn was capable. She said there were too many variables. Cullum, Jack, and Sidwell could all be the reason she was missing. Either way, she was in danger and needed help.

Rocco said they weren’t going to Windymere, but Charlotte said she knew the place well. They had to figure out what Sidwell was doing. Did Rocco have a better idea? They owed it to Danny, and if they could do something to bring Danny’s dad home, they should do it. Rocco said if Cullum or Sidwell caught them, they’d be dead, and Danny wondered why Rocco was worried about Cullum. Charlotte asked why Rocco was scared.

Cullum told Sidwell that the evidence from his shooting had been misplaced. Dante was a surrogate father to Rocco and wanted to protect Jason, so he would make no effort in the case. His denial of the accusation indicated he was covering. Sidwell said he had protecting his children in common with Sonny and Jason, and Cullum said Danny had probably seen too much, putting them at risk for exposure. He had to go. Sidwell said it would cause a firestorm. Danny was a Quartermaine and had a close connection to the Corinthos family. Sonny would punish any and all involved. They had to be careful or it could bring their operation… Britt walked in.

Jordan asked if Isaiah hit back, but Curtis said he’d had no chance. He hit Isaiah and Isaiah hit the ground. The end. Jordan asked if Isaiah was all right, but Curtis said he didn’t know. He said he hurt his hand. Jordan asked, how badly?

Fitzpatrick told Dante that Curtis seemed to be held in high regard and it could be easier to let things slide. He got it, but looking the other way wasn’t something he could do.

Gio told Emma that Anna scared the officials. She broke out and went on a high speed car chase with the police. It was the most badass thing he’d ever heard. It was so Anna. Emma agreed, and Gio said Anna may need help, but she wasn’t broken. She was still Emma’s grandmother and still herself. Until Anna was fully recovered, Emma had him. She said that was exactly what she needed to hear, and they kissed.

Valentin told Carly that he wasn’t saying she was wrong, but Jack had good reason to send Josslyn away and he thought that’s what happened. Carly said it was standard procedure and revenge against her, and Valentin said another reason would be Jack’s conscience. He’d recruited her daughter and Valentin thought he regretted it. He didn’t think Jack could handle her death.

Rocco told Danny and Charlotte that Cullum was a director at the WSB and had to be dangerous. So was Sidwell. They couldn’t go to Windymere. Danny told Charlotte, let’s go, and Rocco said, if they did, he’d call Alexis and Charlotte’s mom. Danny said he’d never turn on Rocco and left with Charlotte. Rocco threw a pillow across the room, breaking a vase.

Britt said she’d done all she could for now and was heading home, and Cullum asked for the prototype’s status. She said it would be ready to go online in 24 hours. Once that happened, she could complete the final phase. Sidwell said they’d see her tomorrow, and she asked about her meds. Sidwell said, of course (🍷), and Cullum said, allow him. He gave her an alcohol wipe to prepare the shot site, and said, but first, she had to explain why she told the authorities that Jason shot him.

Fitzpatrick said he didn’t want to leave Dante in the lurch, so he’d sign off on the arrest paperwork before he handed in his resignation. Dante said he thought Fitzpatrick misread the situation. No one got special treatment.

Jordan said it was more serious than she’d thought, but it sounded like the police handled it by the book, and Curtis said, maybe they could have worked it out. Now the arrest report was in the system and there was no going back. Jordan said she’d see what she could do to push the paperwork through. She’s pay his bail and they could go home.

Sonny wanted to see the report on Turner’s phone, but she wouldn’t let him. She said, Curtis punched Isaiah and Isaiah fell. It appeared that he’d hurt his hand and went to GH to be checked out. It included witness statements from patrons and staff. She didn’t know Isaiah well, but she knew Portia was sleeping with him, so it sounded like there was motive. Sonny said they couldn’t make assumptions, but Turner said she had a pretty good idea what happened.

Carly asked if Valentin was trying to scare her, but he said he honestly thought they should take out the emotion and look at it with a clear head. She asked, what if Charlotte disappeared? Would he sit back and take it on faith that she was okay? He said, no, but she wouldn’t choose to be a WSB agent. Carly said she hoped Charlotte never made a decision he didn’t agree with and was targeted and manipulated into making a choice that gave her purpose, but led into a life of pain and misery where she had to lie about who she was. He said he hoped so too, when his phone rang. He said he had to take it and went upstairs.

Rocco went to Gio and said he needed his help. Emma got a call and went into another room, and Rocco said he needed to know this would stay between him and Gio.  

Cullum said he knew Britt was unconscious when Jason arrived and didn’t witness his shooting. Why did she tell the PCPD Jason shot him? She said she didn’t see Jason shoot him, but told the cops he did because she didn’t think anyone would want the PCPD digging into what happened. Besides, who else could it have been? Jason was the only other person there, and when she came to, she wanted to believe Jason put a bullet in his back. She was sorry Jason hadn’t shot him twice. She took comfort in the cops showing up being the only reason. Danny and Charlotte listened in.  

Dante said Fitzpatrick did his job, and Fitzpatrick said he walked in to see a pregnant woman in distress and an injured man on the floor. Curtis had seemed unrepentant. An officer told Curtis that he was free to go, and Jordan and Curtis came out. Jordan told Dante that she’d be in touch, and she and Curtis left.  

Carly asked what was going on, and Valentin said he was having an associate keep tables on Anna. He wanted to know if she was okay. Carly asked if she was, but he said, no. She’d escaped the clinic and hijacked a car. After a high speed chase, the French police took her into custody and she was going to be transferred to a high security facility for the criminally insane. Cullum broke her.

Gio promised Rocco that it would stay between them, and Rocco said Charlotte and Danny were doing something stupid. He wanted Gio to talk to them. Gio said he didn’t know how he could help unless Rocco told him exactly what they were doing, but Rocco said it was already too late and he thought he was just overreacting. They’d probably be fine.

Sidwell said he was so glad Britt got that off her chest, but she still needed her medication. Cullum said she should consider that even though she’d like to see him dead, he was the only reason she was still breathing. He thought they should keep her in the subbasement so there would be no risk of her causing further delay. Sidwell said he was sure Britt understood the stakes, and she said she did. She’d done everything they’d asked and would continue. They’d have the prototype in 24-hours. Cullum gave Britt the shot as Danny and Charlotte watched. Sidwell said he’d show Britt out.  

Gio asked if Charlotte and Danny were getting into something dangerous, but Rocco said it was just stupid high school stuff. Gio said Rocco seemed jacked up. What was going on? Rocco said, in trying to help, he’d made everything worse, and Gio said they’d all been there. Let him help fix it. Rocco cried and said he didn’t think Gio could. He had to keep quiet about it. Gio said, says who? and Rocco said, everyone about everything. The real reason he was scared was because of what would happen to him when the truth came out.

Charlotte and Danny snuck into Windymere, and Charlotte said she didn’t know why Britt would lie about Jason shooting Cullum. Watching the injection was like watching an assault. Rocco was right. Cullum was more dangerous than they thought. Danny said they needed to find the subbasement.

Jordan and Curtis went back to the apartment, and Curtis said he was sorry she had to bail him out. She said she was glad she could help, and he said he’d wanted her to decide when she should go out into the word, not the circumstances, and she said she didn’t know if the right ones would ever come around. She’d proved something to herself. She could get out and face the world. If she did it once, she could do it again. They hugged.

Sonny told Turner that Isaiah was a good guy and a great doctor. He’d come through for him more than once. She asked what his take was on Curtis, and he said Michael worked with Curtis and respected him a lot. She said Curtis was convinced Isaiah was the other driver, and Sonny asked if there was proof, but she said none she could verify. Curtis was determined to make Isaiah pay. Sonny said if he thought somebody left him and his family when they knew they could help, he’d make them pay, and she said the question was what she should do as acting DA.

Gio said, whatever the situation was, let him help, but Rocco said he was sorry. He couldn’t let Gio help. He had to go. Promise not to tell anyone he was there. He ran out, and Emma returned. She asked, what just happened? and Gio said Rocco was definitely not okay. She asked what was wrong with him, but Gio said he didn’t know. He’d failed Rocco twice and wouldn’t fail him again.  

At the secret apartment, Turner told Sonny that she couldn’t ignore the case, but Jordan was a friend. How was she going to prosecute Curtis? Sonny asked what she’d do if Jordan and Curtis were strangers, and she said, based on the report, assault with intent to do grievous bodily harm. It was her duty to prosecute, but she did know them. Nothing about the case was simple. She was risking her career meeting him. He said, it could be worth the risk. It was for him. They kissed.

Curtis said he had to get ahead of this before it went public, and Jordan said Turner was known for her discretion. There was no way she’d bring the case against him forward.

Valentin said Anna broke out because she didn’t feel safe and now they were putting her someplace worse, but Carly said he was assuming the worst like he’d told her not to do. He said it was a high security facility for the criminally insane, and she said Anna wasn’t thinking clearly. Maybe it was the best place for her. He said not when she was desperate and scared. She needed a lifeline and he could provide that for her. He was going to France and breaking her out.

Dante said, Fitzpatrick wasn’t resigning? and Fitzpatrick said, not today, when Gio came in. He said he needed to talk to Dante, and Dante suggested they go into the interrogation room. They went in, and Gio said Rocco had come to see him. Rocco was in trouble.  

Rocco went to Britt’s office and told her that Charlotte and Danny were breaking into Windymere.

Danny said Charlotte should go back to the boat and wait, but she said, whatever they were working on was under the house. She could get him there. They’d take pictures and go to Dante. Cullum stepped out of the hallway in front of them.

Wednesday:

Laura went to see Alexis for a read on Willow. She wanted to know what Alexis knew about their newest congresswoman.

Nina went to Willow’s office, and Willow said she needed to get to the hospital. Drew needed to stay the way he was and Jack needed to stay incapacitated too.

Ethan went to Lulu’s house, where she was packing. He asked if she was going somewhere, and she said only if she had to. She might have to leave town.

Gio told Dante that Rocco said Danny and Charlotte were going to do something stupid. He was worried about them. Then he said it was just typical high school stupidity. Dante said Gio told him Rocco was in trouble, and Gio said something was going on. Rocco didn’t seem okay. He felt guilty about something he tried to make better and made worse. He was torn up about something he couldn’t fix.

Britt told Rocco, calm down, and he said Danny and Charlotte were sneaking into Windymere. Britt said Sidwell wouldn’t hurt them. Danny was a Quartermaine and Charlotte was the mayor’s granddaughter. They were too high profile and the last thing Sidwell needed was a search party on Spoon Island. Rocco said Danny was looking for a way to bring down Sidwell. He blamed Sidwell for his dad being taken away and it was his fault.

Cullum said he knew Charlotte was the mayor’s granddaughter and he knew who Danny was.

Valentin told Carly that he couldn’t let Anna waste away. She needed his help and Carly had never seen him be reckless and stupid. She asked if he wanted to risk his freedom, and he said he’d extracted prisoners before. He was capable. He’d learned the psychology of tactical behavioral and could make an assessment. He was going to be a familiar face, someone who cared about her. He’d bring her back to Port Charles. Carly asked if he was going to put Anna in the attic, and he said she couldn’t expect him to do nothing. She asked why he had to be the one, and he said he knew Anna like nobody else did.

Cullum grabbed Danny and Danny told Cullum to take his hands off him. Cullum said they were trespassing, and Danny said, wasn’t he the one his dad shot? Cullum said that was murky, but maybe Danny could make it clear. They could go somewhere and chat. Move now. Sidwell came in with Ava, who asked what was going on. Sidwell said that’s what he’d like to know.

Gio told Dante that Rocco got more upset, then said he couldn’t talk about it and left. Did Dante have any idea what was going on? Dante said he did and tried calling Rocco, but got voicemail. He said he couldn’t find Rocco’s location, which meant the phone was turned off. He needed to find Rocco. Was Gio coming?

Lulu told Ethan that Rocco was caught up in a complicated situation. The less he knew, the better. Ethan asked how he could help, and she said he sounded like their dad. He said his mom said the same thing. He wanted to keep her safe. Did she have room for one more? She said it wasn’t necessary, but there was something else he could do.

Britt said none of this was Rocco’s fault. If he hadn’t shot Cullum, she and Jason would be dead. He didn’t do anything wrong. Rocco said he let Jason take the fall. Now Danny lost both parents. He should have confessed. She said Cullum would have killed him, and he said he was hurting everyone he cared about. His dad could lose his job. His parents were fighting. She said it would all blow over, but he said he was risking their lives. He couldn’t tell the truth and didn’t know how to fix it. She said she did. She’d been giving this a lot of thought and knew how to make things better for everyone. She was going to leave town.

Willow told Nina that Jack’s dose would be wearing off soon. When he started talking, he’d tell everyone, and that could lead to them having questions about Drew. Nina said Carly had already questioned the connection. Was Willow sure Jack would say anything? He was on Willow’s side and getting leverage on Drew. Willow said she couldn’t count on that anymore. She’d find a way to do that on her own.

Alexis said Willow was a client and there was only so much she could disclose, and Laura said she needed a favor from Willow and thought Alexis could give her insight on how to approach her. Alexis asked if they had a relationship, and Laura said she’d only spoken to Willow a couple of times and they’d taken photos together. Alexis said she thought Willow’s main motivation was her children. Laura could appeal to her as a mom. Laura said she wasn’t trying to manipulate Willow, and Alexis said she didn’t recommend it. People underestimated Willow sometimes. One more thing. Did the favor in any way benefit Michael? Laura said, no, and Alexis said she was sure Willow would be happy to help. Laura said she could think of one reason Willow might turn her down.

Cullum introduced himself to Sidwell, pretending they’d never met, and said he wanted to ask Sidwell some questions when he’d come across these visitors. Sidwell asked why Charlotte and Danny were in his house, and Charlotte asked if he remembered her. He said she was Charlotte Cassadine, granddaughter of their lovely and charming mayor, and Charlotte said she used to live there. Sidwell said now she didn’t, and she said she just wanted to show her friend the property, especially the stables. Ava said, so they snuck in, and Charlotte said they were bored and thought it would be fun. Danny said, it was a dumb idea, and Cullum said he was taking them into custody, but Ava said they were just kids. Sidwell said he wouldn’t be pressing charges, and Danny and Charlotte thanked him. Sidwell said, as for Cullum, he tell him the same thing he told Chief Brennan. If he had questions for him, go through his lawyer. Cullum said, of course (🍷), and left. Sidwell asked the kids to explain what they were doing there again, and Ava held out a phone and said Danny’s grandmother would like to have a word with him. Alexi asked why Ava was putting him on phone, and Danny said he could use her help. She said, as a lawyer or a grandmother? and he said, probably both.  

Lulu asked if Ethan thought he could pull off fake passports for her and Rocco, and he asked if she was trying to insult him. When? She said, as soon as possible. It was a contingency plan. If things went sideways, they might have to leave town. He said, what about Charlotte? and she said she would take Charlotte, but Valentin had already disrupted her life enough taking her on the run. He said, things must be serious, and she said it was going to be tough for Charlotte and Rocco, but it was a matter of life and death.  

Rocco said Britt couldn’t leave, but she said if she disappeared, there would be no one to finish the prototype. If it wasn’t done, Sidwell and Cullum would have no reason to stay in Port Charles, especially Cullum. Once she was gone, he’d be out of danger, and so would Danny and Charlotte. Rocco said, what if she finished the prototype and they let her leave, and she said that’s what she thought at first. Now it was best for everyone to not give them what they wanted. Rocco asked if they could find someone else, and she said, maybe, but they’d been thrown into a panic. It would be chaos and Cullum would be distracted. He’d have no time to find another person. Then Rocco’s life could go back to normal. He said he didn’t want her to go. She had to stay – for him.

Nina said Willow and Jack didn’t have a connection, but Willow said he’d collapsed in her home. She’d take flowers and express her concern. Nina said, no, and Willow asked if she had a better idea. Nina said, yes. Unfortunately, she did. The staff knew she’d been concerned about Jack’s condition. They’d be less suspicious. She was the reason Jack ended up like this, so she’d take care of it. Willow said, okay, and gave Nina the syringe. There was a knock at the door and Nina shoved it into her bag. It was Laura, who said she needed to talk to Willow about something important. Did she have a moment? Willow said she did. Her mom was just leaving to visit a friend.

Valentin said he knew how Anna’s mind worked and she was getting no help now, and Carly said she was in worse shape. He said he had information the doctors didn’t have. He knew the fear Faison brought up in her and the self-loathing that she was complicit in Faison’s obsession. Carly said it wasn’t Anna’s fault, but he said, she allowed herself to be drawn in. No one else got it. Not even Robert. Carly said this screwed up their plan to take down Cullum and Sidwell.

Alexis arrived at Windymere and asked Sidwell to forgive the thrill seekers for their lack of judgment. They’d been through a lot lately. Sidwell said he knew Charlotte’s father was wanted by the WSB and they’d taken Danny’s, and Alexis said it was especially difficult since Danny saw his father arrested. He also saw his father fight with the Police Commissioner before they went to her office where they found Marco. Sidwell said he wasn’t aware Danny was with her, and she said it was traumatic. It wasn’t an excuse, but would provide context. He said it gave him a new perspective.

Ethan told Lulu that the passport photos were perfect, when Lulu’s phone rang. Dante asked if she’d seen Rocco, and she said, why? He said Gio told him that Rocco was upset and ran out. His phone wasn’t on, so they were going to drive around and see if they could find him. Lulu said she would too, but he told her to stay put in case Rocco came home. Lulu said keep her posted.

Dante put the radio on in the car, and Gio said, Dante listened to classical music? Dante said he was educating himself, and Gio said this was one of his favorite pieces. Dante said he could see why.

Britt told Rocco that so many people had made sacrifices for her. It was time for her to stop being selfish. This all started because of a selfish decision she’d made a few years ago. She had a disease… Rocco said, Huntington’s. Aunt Liesl told him that she’d been diagnosed before she died. Britt said Cullum and Sidwell offered her a deal, work on their project and she’d receive and experimental medication that would stop her symptoms from progressing. She took the deal even though it meant letting the people who loved her believe she’d died. It was definitely selfish. He said if she left, she’d be running away again, and she said, the last time, she did it for him. This time, it would be for him and everyone else. He said she wouldn’t get her meds. What happened… She was going to die, wasn’t she?

Alexis asked if Charlotte and Danny thought they could get home without breaking in anyone else’s house, and Danny said he had to return his dad’s speedboat to Quartermaine’s, and Alexis said, of course (🍷). Charlote said she’d drive Danny home afterward, and Alexis said she and Danny would talk later. Sidwell said he’d make sure they didn’t get lost, and Ava said Danny had a habit of getting himself in trouble. Alexis thanked Ava for calling her, and Ava said she was keeping a tally of nice things she’d done in case she had to cash in. What else could she do for Alexis? Alexis said two of her clients wanted to adopt a baby whose mother died in childbirth. They’d done their best to locate the family. Ava asked how she could help, and Alexis said they didn’t know much about the mother, but she seemed to have ties to the New York art scene. Had Ava come across a woman named Delilah Wilson?

Carly said it was going to take time, and Valentin said, the longer Anna was there, the worse off she’d be. Carly asked what he could do. Anna was evading authorities on two continents and was a woman who was mentally and emotionally unstable. Valentin told her not to do anything until he got back, and she said it wasn’t safe until Cullum was out of the picture. He said Cullum sent her Brennan and she should lay low. She said they were supposed to be a team. She’d respected him enough listen to him against better judgement. Clearly, he doesn’t respect her. If he did, he’d see she was trying to stop him from making the biggest mistake of his life.  

Ethan said he was sure Dante was right and Rocco was just blowing off steam, and Lulu said Dante put his trust in the law. She… was a Spencer. She couldn’t bring herself to do that, not when her son’s life was at risk. She and Dante had already had a fight. She loved and respected him, but if in the end, they ended up going on the run, she hoped Dante understood it was what was best for their son.

Gio said, where to next? and Dante said he had to think about it. What was going on with Rocco? Gio had said something was eating at him. Gio said Rocco made him promise to keep the conversation between them. When they found him… Dante said Gio would feel like he let Rocco down. He thought the opposite. He was happy that Gio told him. Gio said it was just that he’d failed Rocco before – twice. He didn’t want to do it again. Dante said he didn’t fail Rocco. He gave Gio a hard time about the alcohol poisoning and the break-in into Dalton’s lab and he shouldn’t have. He was scared and took it out on Gio, and it wasn’t fair. Gio said he should have been a better brother, but Dante said he was a great brother. That’s why Gio came to him. Rocco was grateful to have Gio and he was too. Gio asked where they should go next, and Dante said he thought he had an idea, and started the car.

Rocco said Britt couldn’t leave. It meant she would die. Britt said if she handed them the prototype, it would empower them further. Cullum and Sidwell were extremely dangerous. When the prototype was ready, they’d be able to threaten more lives. She couldn’t let that happen. He asked if there wasn’t another way, but she said there wasn’t. She’d spent months looking for another solution. This was it. He said he couldn’t lose her, and she said she knew it seemed awful, but in the long run, it was what was best. He had his parents and siblings. They were going to help him get past the stuff that happened on the pier – if he let them. He said it wasn’t possible, and she said it would always be a painful, ugly memory, but his life would eventually grow around it. He’d choose a career, fall in love, maybe start his own family. He would heal, but she had to leave. He said he didn’t want her to do it for him, and she said she wanted to. It would mean so much knowing she did everything she could to protect him. Tell her that he understood. They hugged, and he said he loved her. She said she loved him too. She’d drive him home. All the bad memories of the past week would fade and become more manageable. She promised. They left as Cullum watched.

A nurse was in with Jack and Nina asked how he was. The nurse said there had been no change and he hadn’t woken up. She left, and Nina took out the syringe. She said she was so sorry, but she was going to have to do this again.

Laura said she needed Willow’s help with Anna. When she was released, she’d go to a high security state-run hospital, which meant she wouldn’t get the help she needed. Willow said that was terrible. She was sure the family would like to see her in a privately run facility. Laura said, but because broke the law again, it requires diplomatic intervention with the French authorities. She would do it, except she had no influence at the state level. Willow said Laura would like an advocate, and Laura said she knew it was a big ask and she might not be inclined to help the person who led to her being charged in Drew’s shooting. Willow said, Anna was just doing her job. If anything, she owed Anna for rescuing her aunt in Greenland. They all helped save her life. Laura said if Willow was willing to intervene, it would mean so much to Anna’s daughter and granddaughter, and Willow said she’d be happy to help.

Valentin said he respected Carly, but put herself in his shoes. What would she do if Jason was in a French prison? She said, as opposed to a WSB black site in Jakarta? and he said she couldn’t do anything in Jason’s situation, but he could help Anna. If she could, she’d help Jason and nothing could stop her. She said there was a big difference in their situations. She could approach the Jason situation clearly and rationally. She loved Jason, but wasn’t in love with him. Valentin was in love with Anna.

Charlotte knocked at Carly’s patio door, startling Carly and Valentin. Carly let her in and Charlotte said there was something they needed to know about Cullum and Sidwell.  

Dante said they’d been looking for Rocco. He’d tried to call and got worried. Rocco said he just needed time to himself, and Charlotte said she was just about to give him a ride home, but Dante said he’d take it from there. Rocco thanked her for everything.

Ava told Alexis that she didn’t know Delilah, and Alexis said she figured it was a long shot. She asked Ava to look at the list, and Ava said they were all top tier galleries with high end clientele. Alexis wondered why Delilah would have the list, and Ava said, maybe she was looking for a job. Maybe she loved art. Alexis said Delilah also had a tattoo, and showed the photo on her phone to Ava. She asked if Ava had any idea what it meant, and Ava said she’d seen it before.

Outside the hospital, Cullum answered a call from Sidwell. Sidwell told Cullum that Danny Morgan was with his grandmother the night Cullum was shot. He didn’t do it. Cullum said he knew. He thought he’d just figured out who did.

Outside Lulu’s house, Gio asked if he could talk to Rocco, and Dante said he’d let Rocco’s mom know he was there. He went inside, and Lulu asked where Rocco was. Dante said he’d wanted a minute outside with Gio. He’d heard Ethan was back in town. It was good to see him. Ethan said they’d catch up sometime, and went to the kitchen for some water.

Gio said he knew Rocco was angry, and Rocco said Gio broke his word. Gio said he didn’t want to, but he was scared, and it felt like the right thing to do. Rocco said he’d trusted Gio. He was never making that mistake again. He walked inside, and Lulu asked if he was all right. Rocco said he was fine. He wanted to go to bed. Dante asked if they could talk a minute, but Rocco said, not tonight, and went upstairs.

On the phone, Britt said she needed to book a flight to Berlin as early as possible tomorrow – one way.

Valentin told Charlotte that he knew Britt was working for Cullum and Sidwell, but didn’t know they were forcing her by withholding her medication. Charlotte said she and Danny said they’d just gotten there and they seemed to believe it. She said she wanted to show Danny her old house. They didn’t say anything about the tunnels. Carly asked what Britt did, and Charlotte said, Britt lied. They should go to the police. Valentin said neither of them were doing anything, and Charlotte said, what if Britt delivered the project? He said, she won’t. He was going to shut it down now.   

Willow called the French ambassador and said she was hoping for their help with a delicate issue involving one of her constituents. They were currently in the custody of the French police.

Nina was about to give Jack the shot, and flashed back to him fighting with Valentin. Jack opened his eyes.

Thursday:

Chase joined Brook who was with Phoebe in the solarium. He said Alexis had an update and was stopping by.

Danny tried to leave the house, but Alexis said she didn’t believe he and Charlotte were innocently exploring Charlotte’s childhood home. What were they really doing?

Lulu told Rocco that his dad and Gio had been worried about him and that’s why they’d hunted him down. How could she help?

Dante went to see Britt in her office. He said Cullum was looking into the shooting. What did she tell him? She took that to mean Dante wanted to know if she said something to make Cullum suspect Rocco.

Lucas came out for breakfast and saw Pascal wearing a tie he’d bought Marco. Pascal asked why everything was left to Lucas, the traitorous rafe who got Marco killed.

Nathan brought Josslyn breakfast and she clocked him with a chair. She tried to run out, but he grabbed her and pulled her back, tossing her on the couch. He said he thought they were past this, and she asked if gaslighting her like he did Anna.

Pascal said, Cullum murdered Marco because he stole Britt’s meds and Lucas put him up to it, and Lucas was still taking advantage of Sidwell. Lucas said Sidwell wanted him there. He’d loved Marco and Pascal was right. Cullum killed him, but the only way Cullum knew Marco was stealing the meds was if Pascal told him.

Alexis said Danny’s father almost died because of Sidwell’s actions in Africa and he was probably behind the fire at Charlie’s. Why did he and Charlotte break into Windymere? She knew he wouldn’t put Charlotte’s life at risk if there wasn’t a good reason, but good intentions didn’t keep you safe from bad choices. She’d impose strict rules if she thought he was endangering himself. How did he want this to play out?

Dante told Britt that Rocco said she could back up what happened. How did she know Jason was the shooter? Britt said she didn’t. When she came to, Jason told her that he was one who shot Cullum and she didn’t see Rocco. She couldn’t ask Jason questions because Dante showed up, but she assumed he was protecting someone. A couple weeks later, Rocco confessed to her and she told him to keep it a secret. She was glad he had Dante and Lulu to help him through it. Dante wondered why Britt didn’t tell him, and she said it wasn’t her place. If anyone was owed the truth, it was Lulu and Dante. Rocco was at the pier because of her and Cullum knew Rocco’s name because of her. Because of her, there was a target on Rocco’s back. She asked if they were finished, and Dante said, if there was any justice, she would be.

Rocco said he shouldn’t have gotten his dad involved, but Lulu said it was her fault for not telling him the truth from the beginning. They had different methods, but the goal was the same, to protect him and get him to the other side. He had a whole life in front of him. Don’t shut them out. Ethan came home, and Lulu asked Rocco to go to the store for detergent

Rocco left, and Lulu asked if Ethan had them. He said she and Rocco officially had new passports. They would be Sarah and Tyler Anderson.

Brook wondered if they were being selfish, but Chase thought they should be Phoebe’s parents. He asked if the date for Trina’s showcase was still okay. Her dad had been arrested for assault.

Danny told Alexis that what he and Charlotte did was stupid. They could have gotten hurt or arrested. He thanked her and said he was sorry. It wouldn’t and trusted that he wasn’t going to make another unsanctioned trip to Windymere. He said it was dumb, and she said, but he wasn’t. And he wasn’t immune to consequences. He had to decide what actions were worth what and make smart choices.

Pascal admitted he told Cullum that Marco had stolen the meds, and Lucas said the minute he did that, he’d signed Marco’s death warrant. Pascal said it was meant to be Lucas’s. He’d seen Lucas eavesdropping, then two vials went missing. He was certain it was Lucas and never would have told Cullum if he’d known it was Marco. Marco betrayed his own father because Lucas asked him too. He’d sent Cullum after Lucas because he wanted him dead. Lucas said, so he could have Marco.  

Lulu thanked Ethan, and he said he knew Valentin was at large. If she needed a passport for Charlotte, let him know. Lulu said she thought this was enough for now, and Ethan said he could get her a private plane, but she said she had time to make a plan and wanted to keep him out of it. He told her to let him know if she needed to get out before she anticipated, and they hugged. Dante came in and asked what he missed. Ethan said it was a Spencer get together, and Dante said that’s when they did the most damage. Lulu said she’d see Ethan at dinner, and he went upstairs. Dante asked what was really going on.

Nathan asked what Josslyn was talking about, and she said maybe he was going to tell her that she was seeing things that weren’t there. She pulled the bed away from the wall and showed him the message on the wall. He said he didn’t know that was there, and she said, but he knew Anna was being held in there. He admitted he did.

Chase told Brook that Curtis was convinced Isaiah was driving the other car and punched him out at the MetroCourt. Jordan could have died and if it had been Brook, he’d be hellbent on making the other person pay. Brook said the other driver didn’t cause the accident, but Chase said, they left the scene. They didn’t call 911 or make sure Jordan and Curtis were okay. If they had, Jordan’s situation would be different. Brook asked if there was any evidence, and he told her about the paint on the guardrail. Brook said maybe Isaiah didn’t know what happened, when Ethan came in. He said he was looking for Tracy. He had a business proposal. Brook told Phoebe that they had a visitor and asked if Ethan would like to hold her.

Josslyn asked if Nathan grabbed Anna when she tried to get away, but he said he didn’t know she was there until after it happened. She said Emma was desperate and came to him for help, and Nathan told her that he’d just said he had nothing to do with it. He didn’t speak to her or see her. All he knew was that she’d been there. Josslyn said that’s all he needed to know. Anna had been held captive for months and he’d done nothing to help. He said she’d gotten too close to Sidwell and Cullum’s operation. He thought they were just going to keep her there until the project was complete. Josslyn said, then Anna showed up in France in the midst of a mental breakdown. In staying silent, he contributed.

Lucas said Marco died sacrificing himself for him and Britt, and Pascal said Britt was manipulative, selfish, and mean. How was Marco gone and she got to live?

Britt went to see Danny and said she heard he took a trip to Windymere. Tell her all about it.

Lulu told Dante that she didn’t want to fight, but Dante said he couldn’t agree with her recent choices. She asked why he was there, and he said to see his son. She said Rocco was running and errand, and he said he’d wait, but she thought it might be a good idea to give Rocco some space. Maybe there was a way to support him without suffocating him. He felt like he was under a microscope. Dante asked what she was up to, and she said, nothing. He looked at the bags and asked if she was planning a trip, and she said, yes. She needed to get ready in case she and Rocco had to go on the run.

Ethan held Phoebe, and Brook said it was amazing how quickly she’d become the center of their world. She meant everything to them. Ethan said Phoebe was a lucky girl, when Alexis came in. She told Ethan that he was a natural.

Brook asked what Danny and Charlotte saw at Windymere. Did anyone see them? His dad had sacrificed a lot to protect her and she was doing what she could to justify his sacrifice. Jason would want him to trust her. Danny asked why he should trust her when she lied and said his dd shot Cullum.

Lucas said Marco made a choice to help someone trapped by Cullum and Sidwell, but Pascal said Britt was no one’s victim or martyr. Marco was blinded by misguided infatuation and made a decision that ultimately destroyed him. Lucas destroyed him. Lucas said he owned his role in it. It was true he’d pressured Marco and had to live the rest of his life with that. Pascal said, good. Would it were short. Lucas said his death would be guaranteed the minute Sidwell found out. Why not tell him?… He knew it. Pascal hadn’t gone to Sidwell because he knew he was responsible for Marco’s death too.

Josslyn said, drop the act, but Nathan said it was no act. She said it was the one where he pretended to be the nice guy protecting her instead of the monster keeping her in a cage. He’d made fun of the WSB handbook, but was following it. Step one: isolate your victim. Step two: get them to drop their guard. Was he going to find a way to break her? He’d have to try harder. Faison’s book and cigarillos didn’t scare her. He said if he wanted to scare her, he would. He could tell Cullum. She asked why he hadn’t. Why not turn her over to Cullum and let him kill her? He said that wasn’t what he wanted.

Dante said he wasn’t letting Lulu leave with their son, but she said it was a precaution. They had to be prepared in case Cullum found out the truth. She’d do what it took to protect Rocco. Dante said that was the most Spencer thing ever. They ran. She was brought up on tales about Luke and Laura against the world. They were handed down like a gift. Stay and fight. She said she didn’t want to, and he said if she wanted to keep Rocco alive, she would. She’d make his son a fugitive over his dead body. Rocco listened in from the porch.

Ethan said he’d circle back when Tracy was available, and Brook said Tracy loved a business plan. Maybe he should draw one up. Ethan left, and Chase said Alexis told him that she had a update. Alexis said she had a lead on Phoebe’s mother Delilah.

Lucas said Pascal could tell Sidwell that he’d forced Marco to steal the meds and that Cullum killed him for it, but he wouldn’t hesitate to shoot the messenger. Pascal told Cullum that the drugs were missing and put Marco in his crosshairs. Pascal said Lucas played Sidwell for a fool, which was an automatic death sentence, but Lucas said they’d both endangered Marco, which was why Pascal hadn’t said anything. It would be best if Sidwell never found out their respective roles in Marco’s death.

Nathan said he was putting himself on the line. If he’d wanted Josslyn dead, it would have been over. He couldn’t speak for Sidwell. Maybe she was more use to him alive, until she became more trouble than she was worth. She asked if that was a threat, but he said it was a fact. He was the only reason she still had a pulse. She said, thank you so much, and he said he couldn’t prove his motives, but he could do his best to keep her alive.

Danny said he and Charlotte heard Britt talking to Cullum and Sidwell. Why did she lie? Britt said there had been no time for his dad to explain why he asked her to do it. She did it, and the WSB sent him away before she could get more information. He said he and Charlotte knew they were forcing her to work on their project and they saw Cullum give her a shot. He knew his dad would stop them if he could. She said his dad was good at that. She made a choice she regretted that had consequences for people she cared about, but she was trying to do the right thing. Did Cullum and Sidwell see them? He said he and Charlotte got caught after she left. Cullum swiped Charlotte’s phone, but then Ava and Sidwell showed up and Ava called his grandma. He knew his dad didn’t shoot Cullum and wondered why Cullum thought he’d done it. He’d been with his grandma when they’d found Marco. Britt said she was sorry he had to see that, but was sure Sidwell passed the information along. He had to stay clear of them and Windymere.  

Dante said Lulu would make Rocco a fugitive and point Cullum at him, but Lulu said he’d have her. He asked, what about Rocco’s father? Was she cutting him out of Rocco’s life? She said, if it was necessary, but this was about Rocco, not him. He said it was about her missing four years of Rocco’s life that she wanted to get back. She desperately wanted to be a mom, and it was causing her to make short sighted decisions, but she refused to see it. Rocco continued to listen in, and she asked if Dante thought she wanted to leave her daughter. This was a last resort. He said he wasn’t going to let that happen, and she asked how he planned to stop her. Was he going to arrest her? That was the only way. He said he’d assign officers to her 24/7. If she crossed the street with Rocco, he’d know about it. Dante left, and she made a call. She said she needed to see them now. It couldn’t wait.

Alexis said Delilah’s tattoo was associated with the Japanese artist Kyoko, whose work was handled by the Hammitt Gallery. Chase said he see if he could dig up some information on it, and Alexis said discretion was needed or he could scare them off. Britt said, or trigger someone’s financial interest, and he asked what Alexis suggested. Alexis said she’d handle it. She had a plan to enlist some help.

Pascal said Sidwell knew his loyalties, and Lucas said he wouldn’t risk revealing the role Pascal played in Marco’s death. Pascal said Marco haunted him. He could feel Marco. Lucas said it wasn’t Marco. It was guilt. Pascal should feel it, the same as he did. He left and Pascal cried.

Josslyn felt something under the mattress cover and pulled out a towel wrapped around two makeshift blades. She said, thank you, Anna.

Nathan went to Dante’s office, and Dante asked, what happened to his face? Nathan asked if it mattered, and Dante said he guessed not. He knew Nathan told Lulu to get Rocco out of town and it looked like she was taking his advice. Was he helping her? Nathan said, no, but he would if she asked.

Lulu met Ethan in the park, and he said he took it that things didn’t go well. She said Dante didn’t understand and she couldn’t get through to him. She was taking Ethan up on his offer. She needed help getting out of town today and she needed him to go with them.

Rocco went in the house and called to Lulu and Charlotte. He saw the suitcases and opened one of them.

Danny told Britt that he wanted to get proof of what she was working on so he could put a stop to it, but she said she was fixing it. He was going to get hurt, so please stop. He said, okay, and she said she was sorry she dragged his dad into this. The last thing she wanted was for Danny’s father to be taken from him. He said his dad always did what he thought was right and wanted him to be safe, and she said she wanted the same for him. He left, and she called Rocco. She said she needed him to come to her office. She needed to see him. It was important. Rocco said he’d be right there, and found his passport under the name of Tyler Anderson.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

At the hospital, Willow says she already knows Nina didn’t need her to come. It’s fine. She has to talk to Felicia anyway. Besides, she wanted to support Nina. Carrying a potted orchid, Nina says she appreciates that, but she can handle this efficiently and discreetly. Willow says, there’s nothing discreet about bringing him a plant, but Nina says she needed an excuse to visit hm again in the hospital. It’s a get well plant. People bring get well plants to people who need to… get well. Willow says, okay. She’s right. They do. And she has the… Nina says, it’s in her purse, and Willow says, if she’s not careful, she won’t just be implicating herself. Nina will be taking her down too.

Cullum goes into Jack’s room and kicks the door shut. He says, rise and shine, Agent Brennan. It’s another glorious day in Port Charles. He sits down and says he’s been waiting so long to have a frank conversation with him. They have so much to go over, doesn’t he think?

Felicia finds Elizabeth and asks her, how was the big weekend? Elizabeth says, it was so perfect. Ric planned the entire thing. They had the best dinners. They… Wait. Is that Rocco? She told him that his community service hours were finished. Was she wrong? Felicia says, no, he did it. She wonders where he’s off to in such a hurry.

Rocco goes to Britt’s office and she closes the door and shuts the blinds. He asks, what’s going on? and she says, he’s in danger. Cullum is eliminating suspects and piecing together what happened at the pier. He’s running out of time. He asks how she knows that, and she says, listen. He needs to leave town. Go home. Talk to his parents. Convince them to get him out of Port Charles today. He says he doesn’t want to leave with his parents. It puts them in too much danger. He wants to leave with her.

Ric walks into Pozzulo’s, whistling, and Sonny says, he’s in a good mood. Ric says, nothing like a romantic weekend getaway, and Sonny says he’s glad Ric and Elizabeth had fun, especially since Ric almost died getting that present. Ric says, the look on her face when he gave her that sketch was everything he’d hoped for and more. Sonny says, good, cuz while Ric was gone, Sidwell made moves.

Nathan tells Dante, look. He’s going to do whatever it takes to help Lulu protect Rocco, including helping them cover their tracks if they go into hiding. Dante asks who the hell Nathan thinks he is. He thought they already talked about this and he’ll be the one to protect his son, not Nathan. Nathan says, okay, then protect him. Cuz from where he’s sitting, it doesn’t look like Dante’s doing a damn thing.

In the park, Ethan tells Lulu that he meant what he said. If she needs him to leave with her and Rocco, then he’ll do it. Okay? Just tell him what moved up her time table. She says, Dante. He threatened to put her under 24/7 police surveillance, which means they don’t have a lot of time. Her phone rings and she says, sorry. Now’s not a good time. Laura says she needs to see her and she’s not taking no for an answer. Where is she?

In the hospital elevator, Molly tells Kristina that she loves Dr. Navarro, but she is so glad that this is her final, just to make sure, post procedure check-up. Kristina says she’s happy for Molly. Even though these appointments are quick and painless, she’s sure they’re not the most fun. Molly says, definitely not, but it was sweet of Kristina to insist on coming with her today. They get off the elevator, and Kristina says she can’t wait to celebrate with Molly when she finally gets the news that she’s fully recovered. She also can’t believe that she didn’t have to wrestle Cody for the honor of being here today. Molly says, he had something else he had to take care of, but between the two of them, she hasn’t gone to a single appointment alone. Kristina says, who would have thought Cody would be such a world class boyfriend? And she thought he was just some shallow guy with a nice face and good hair. Molly says, he does have great hair… great arms, and his heart… Kristina says, all right. let’s just agree that he’s great and leave it at that. Molly says, okay. Who would have known that the procedure she was dreading for so long would turn out to be such a revelation in so many ways?

Sonny says, Marco’s death slowed Sidwell down, but now he’s back to business, and Ric says, well, Sidwell has gone to extraordinary lengths in order to get those piers. You know, Measure C, framing Laura, blackmailing the two of them in order to force the sale. Sonny says, now he’s got the piers and a flight path for his helicopter, and Ric says, which suggests that it’s more to do with the Deception shipments that he oversees. Other than Sidwell, nobody really knows what’s actually in those. Sonny says, whatever he’s really bringing in is being routed to Spoon Island. Deception is just a cover. But he can tell Ric right now, his end game is getting closer.

Nina tells Willow, everyone knows that Brennan collapsed in front of her, so her checking up on him while he’s in the hospital just looks like she’s doing the decent thing. It’s a good cover. Willow says, one visit is her doing the decent thing, but if she keeps showing up, people will wonder why and she’ll end up drawing unwanted attention. Nina asks how Willow proposes that they give him another dose if she’s not showing up in his room, and Willow says she and Brennan are associates through her work in Congress. It makes sense for her to check in on him. Nina says she gets it, but she actually feels really terrible that she did this to him. Accidentally, but still. She just thinks that she should be the one to inject him. Willow says, doing this someone, putting them in this condition, is harder than Nina thinks, isn’t it? Nina says, it really is. She’s just doing her best. She’s not hoping for a lot. She just wants to be a moderately decent human being. Willow says she admires Nina for that. This whole situation has been really hard for her too. Nina says she knows it has been. They just have to remind each other that Drew and Brennan are going to recover. This isn’t permanent. But right now, they do what they must.

Cullum says he’s spoken to Jack’s doctors. His prognosis isn’t a hopeful one. He gets up and goes over to the bed and says, must be a terrible thing being locked in like that, unable to move, barely able to communicate. But given the subpar work he’s been doing at the WSB, he’d call Jack lucky. He may be trapped in a hospital bed, but it’s better than the alternative. Being shipped off to Steinmauer for obstruction of justice and dereliction of duty. Regardless, it’s delightful to be running the Port Charles Bureau with zero interference from him. So much more efficient now. But don’t worry, Jack. You’ll be taken care of. I’ll make sure of it. Soon, you’ll be transferred to Turning Woods where you can rot away in peace.

Dante says, Nathan’s opinion of how he’s handling Rocco’s situation just doesn’t matter. What does matter is that he stays out of it. Nathan says he doesn’t understand Dante. Wouldn’t he want all hands on deck? Dante says, you’d think so. But the more Nathan is involved, the more Lulu keeps from him, and then he can’t help his son. Nathan says his only concern is Rocco and they both know that once Cullum finds out what really happened, it is over. Dante says, and as Rocco’s father, he will do what needs to be done, and Nathan says, that’s fair enough, but he needs to think long and hard about what they means, okay? Cuz whatever Jason thought it meant landed him in a black site, and nobody has heard from him since, all right? Look, Cullum knows Jason didn’t shoot him. Imagine what he’s going to do to the one who did. Dante asks when Nathan became the expert on what Ross Cullum will or won’t do?

Britt says she’s sorry, but Rocco coming with her is out of the question, and he asks, why? She says, where does she start? His father is the Police Commissioner. His mother is a reporter. His grandmother is the mayor. If he goes missing, they’ll track them down before they get out of New York, and she needs to get further away than that. And his grandfather is… well, his grandfather. If Rocco were to go missing, doesn’t he think his grandfather would have all sorts of unconventional methods to find him? Rocco says, that would all be true if they were looking for Rocco Falconari, not Tyler Anderson, and she asks, who is Tyler Anderson? He shows her the passport, and she asks where he got it. He says his mom. He guesses she got them just in case, so they’d be ready to go. Britt says, thank God. She’s already ahead of this. She’s going to take him somewhere safe. He says, yeah, but she doesn’t want to. He heard her say it. For them to leave town, she has to leave Charlotte and his grandmother behind. Because of this insane mess he’s in, she feels like she has no other option. She says, it’s not his fault, but he says, it totally is. If he goes with her… She says, no way, and he says, but she’s leaving anyway. It makes perfect sense. She says, they’re not negotiating this, but he says he can’t stay here. Please. She says, absolutely not, and he says, why? She says, because she doesn’t want to let him watch her die.

Nina says, Willow told her that she needed to speak with Felicia, and Willow says she has an update for her on Anna. Laura Collins asked her to advocate for Anna on behalf of the Scorpio family and she did. Nina says, that’s incredible. And look at her. A mayor reaching out to her for a favor. She knew Willow was going to be incredible. As a congresswoman, she’s exceeded all expectations. Willow thanks her and says, it’s strange. She had so many plans for getting out from under Drew’s thumb and getting her children back, but politics was never one of them. But somehow, serving in Congress has been one of the most meaningful things she’s ever done. Nina says, her heart has always been in community service and she’s proven that by being a teacher and a nurse and this is just a natural extension of the work she’s already been doing. Willow says, for so much of her life, she’s felt powerless. With Shiloh, Michael, Drew. But now, she’s in control and she’s in a position to help, and she plans to keep on doing just that.

Rocco asks how long Britt can survive without her meds, but she says she doesn’t know. A few months if she’s lucky. But during that time, she won’t be in any shape to protect him if Cullum hunts them down. He says, Cullum won’t find them, but she says, he doesn’t know that. He is WSB. His reach is endless and he has resources in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. He says he gets all that, but it’s worth the risk to him, and she says, he doesn’t mean that. He says he wants to hear about when he was born and when she was raising him during those first seven months. There’s no one else in the world who can tell him about that. She says, but she’s not his mother, as much as she wishes she was, and he says, no, but she did give birth to him, and that’s not nothing. He knows what she did to his parents was wrong, but he also knows people change. She changed. She says, it’s nice of him to say, but he says he’s not just saying it. It’s true. And whatever time she has left, he wants to spend it with her. She brought him into this world. He wants to be there with her when she leaves it.

Nathan says he doesn’t know Cullum, but he knows the facts of the case, and if Dante wasn’t so damn close, Dante would see what he sees. Dante says, and what’s that? and Nathan says, that Lulu was right to get Rocco out of town. Look, he knows things haven’t been the same since he’s been back. He knows that. And him being with Lulu has complicated things between them. He can’t tell Dante how sorry he is about that, but it’s over. They’re not together. She ended things. Dante says, yes, so he said, and Nathan says, okay. But that doesn’t mean that he stopped caring about Dante and his family, all right? And everything that he’s saying, he’s saying for Lulu and for Rocco and for Dante. If you can’t hear that from the me that’s standing across from you right now, then hear it from the best friend I used to be to you, the guy you trusted with your life. Dante says, okay. In Nathan’s opinion, what is the play here? Nathan says, not only did Rocco shoot Cullum, but he saw everything that happened on the pier that night. And a man like Cullum is going to know that the best way to bury a secret… Dante says, is to bury the person who knows it, and Nathan says, yeah, so the move is not to stop Lulu, but to help her.

Laura arrives at the park and says she heard Ethan was back in town. Nice to see him. Ethan says, it’s good to see her too. He was missing his family so he decided to see them. She says, mm-hmm, and Lulu asks why Laura needed to see her. Laura asks Ethan if he’d give them a moment, and he steps away. Laura says, Dante called her. He did not elaborate, but he told her that Lulu was taking Rocco out of town. Lulu says, he went behind her back and called her mother? but Laura says, he’s worried about her and Rocco. She can’t fault him for that, especially given who she’s hanging out with. Lulu says, if Laura is here to talk her out of it… Laura says, if Lulu honestly believes that the best thing for Rocco is to take him out of town, Lulu has her blessing.

Willow asks if Felicia has a minute, and Felicia says, sure. Everything okay with her and the kids? Willow says, yes, thankfully, and Felicia asks, what’s up? Willow says, Laura asked her to look into Anna’s situation in France, and Felicia says, she mentioned that she was going to be talking with an associate, but she never said who it was. Willow suggests they talk somewhere a little more private. She has some news. Felicia says, okay, and they leave.

Nina goes into Jack’s room and says, Chief Brennan. She brought him something to brighten up his room. She hopes that’s okay. Sitting behind her, Cullum says, back again, Miss Reeves? She certainly is a compassionate woman, isn’t she?

Ric tells Sonny, look, this isn’t really his area of expertise, but maybe it’s time he considers eliminating Sidwell. Sonny says he and Jason had a plan. They were ready, waiting. Ric says, yes, and for a myriad of reasons, that plan went by the wayside, and Sonny says, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ric says, Sonny and Laura have been playing along, lulling Sidwell into complacency, waiting for him to make a mistake, so that they can take advantage of that. Sonny says, they’re done waiting. Sidwell is spread thin. His son’s murder has destabilized things. He’s angry. He’s frustrated. Ric says, so now is the time to push him into making a mistake, and Sonny says, and when he does, they’re going to take him down.

Lulu says she can’t tell Laura how much it means to hear her say that, but she’s also a little surprised, and Laura says she can’t tell Lulu not to do something she did once upon a time. And sometimes in life, there’s not other choice. Lulu says, things have been really hard for Rocco, and she feels like the best choice right now is to get him out of Port Charles for a while. Laura tells her, then that’s all she needs to say. She knows things have been hard on Rocco lately. Lulu says, the thing is, she can’t take Charlotte with them, and Laura asks, why is that? Lulu says, because Valentin has already dragged her halfway around the world, and now that she’s settled, she can’t do that to her again. Will Laura please look after Charlotte for her? Laura say, of course (🍷) she will, and asks if Ethan will look after his sister. He says, she has his word, and Laura says, my gosh. His father would have said exactly the same thing, in exactly the same way. She and Lulu join hands and Lulu says, if there were any other way… but Laura says Lulu doesn’t need to explain herself to her. She lived this. Do what you need to do. They hug, and Laura says, be safe.

Dante says, Nathan is making this sound so much easier than it actually is, and Nathan says, all it would take is one call to Dante’s dad. He could do it. He could place Lulu and Rocco someplace safe, someplace no extradition treaty or government agency could touch him. Dante says he’s the Acting Commissioner of the PCPD. If he lifts one finger to help his son go on the run, he flushes everything he’s worked for, everything he stands for. Nathan says, with all due respect, man, didn’t you already cross that line when you destroyed the evidence from the pier shooting? This is just one step further. The question becomes, what’s harder to live with? Losing your job or mourning your son?

Britt says, you’re an extraordinary soul, Rocco Falconari. But her answer is still no. In fact, this whole thing is her fault. He shot Cullum to save Jason. Jason was on that pier to save her. Rocco says he chose to go to the pier, and she says, because of her. This has to end now. He has a family that loves him. She opens the door, but he says, and all he’s done is cause them problems. His parents had the worst fight he ever heard because of him. Danny’s father is in prison because of him. She closes the door again and says, trust her when she tells him that Jason did exactly what he wanted to do. His parents are fighting because they love him and want to protect him. He says, and he wants to protect them, but if he stays in Port Charles, everyone he loves is in danger. Can she honestly say his family wouldn’t be better off if he left? So help him fix this for his family and for him. She say, okay, fine. He can come with her.

Laura shows up at Pozzulo’s and says, good evening, gentlemen. She hopes she’s not interrupting. Sonny says, no. They were just finishing up. Ric says he was just on his way out, and Laura says, wait. She doesn’t want to run him out. Ric says, no, it’s fine, and tells Sonny that he’ll check in with him later. Laura says, hey. She doesn’t think she ever properly thanked him for the way he defended Rocco against Dalton’s accusations. That meant the world to her. Ric says, Rocco’s family. It was his pleasure doing it. She says, and she’ll never forget it. Thank you. Ric leaves, and Sonny asks, everything okay? What’s going on? She says she just came from seeing Lulu. They’re not going to see their grandson for a while.

Molly comes out, and Kristina says, finished already? Molly says, there’s a backup in radiology, so she has to wait for her final scan, but the exam with Dr. Navarro was flawless. Kristina says, as they knew it would be, and Molly says she’s so glad Kristina is here. Cody’s been wonderful and so supportive, but there are some things even the best guys can’t understand. Kristina says she knows. It’s hard enough to talk to your doctors about this stuff, let alone the guy that you’re dating. Especially Molly. She’s always been the keep to herself isolate type when she’s not feeling well. Molly says she feels she should be able to handle her symptoms herself. Besides, how many times can you say the words endometriosis and crippling cramps to a guy before he blocks you? Kristina says, well, it turns out Cody can handle just about anything, including Molly, and Molly says, yeah, he can. He’s been amazing. And they keep connecting in new and different ways. Kristina says, oh, is that what they’re calling it? and Molly says, not what she meant, but yes. He’s really gone from being a not so secret crush to a true partner. She owes a lot of that to Kristina.

Felicia says she’s afraid to ask, but also desperate to know what Willow found out about Anna, and Willow says her contact at the State Department has been in contact with the French authorities. Felicia says, and? and Willow says, and she called in a few favors and pulled a few strings and Anna is not going to be sent to the state-run facility. She’ll be sent back to the private clinic. Felicia says she doesn’t believe it. That’s incredible. She, Mac, and Robin will be so relieved. The whole family will be. Willow says she also pushed for a full dismissal of the charges, and Felicia says, that never occurred to her that was possible, but Willow says, it is and it’s done. Felicia says, done? and Willow says, the charges are fully dropped, but with one caveat. Anna can’t be released until she’s medically cleared, which means she won’t be walking out the door tomorrow. Felicia tells Willow that she doesn’t know what to say, and thanks her. Willow says she was happy to do it. She knows what it’s like to have charges hanging over your head and keeping you from your loved ones. She wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

Cullum says he didn’t know Nina and Chief Brennan were so close, and Nina says, he already knows Brennan collapsed in front of her. He says, yes. He’s just surprised to see her back. She says, why? To tell him the truth, all of this has been incredibly upsetting. She’s the one who brought Chief Brennan in. Of course (🍷) she’d want to know how he’s doing. It’s not like he has anyone else in this town that cares. Cullum say, he has Carly Spencer, but Nina says, from what she understands, they’re not seeing each other anymore. Not that it matters at a time like this, but Carly only thinks about Carly. He says, and she’s different, and she says she wants Chief Brennan to know there is someone in this town who is thinking about him and she won’t be shamed for having common decency. So if he’ll excuse them, she would like to have her visit with Chief Brennan. He says, of course (🍷). There’s someone else he’d like to look in on anyway. She says, how unfortunate of him to have two friends in the hospital at the same time, but he says, it’s not a friend. Enjoy her visit. Cullum leaves, and Nina turns to look at Jack.

Ethan and Lulu go back to her house and seeing the detergent, she says, great. Rocco’s back from the store. Ethan says, okay, great. Let’s grab him and get going. She calls upstairs for Rocco to come down here for a second, but gets silence. She calls again, and Ethan asks if he would have gone back out to see some friends or something. She says, not without texting her, and runs over to the suitcase. She looks inside and says, his passport’s gone.

Britt says, just to warn Rocco, if he comes with her, they will have a target on their backs. Cullum will track them down, but his family will be safe. He says, all he wants is for that guy to stay away from them, and she says she needs him to promise her something. He says, she’s got it, and she says, the second something happens to her, when she… As soon as she’s dead, he has to contact his parents. Promise her that right now or the deal is off. He says, when it’s time, he will. He promises. There’s a knock at the door.

Kristina says she can’t take any credit for Molly and Cody, but Molly says Kristina was the one who nudged her to pursue things with him in the first place. Kristina was also the one who submitted her book to her agent. Kristina says she doesn’t remember any thanks at the time, and Molly says, oh no. She was furious. But in retrospect, it was a huge turning point for her and Cody, and they never would have gotten there if it weren’t for Kristina’s heart in the right place meddling. They get in the elevator, and Kristina says, Molly and Cody are in a good place because Molly did the work. She knows it’s really hard for Molly to let down her walls and thinks it’s really hard for Cody too, but here she is doing it. Molly thanks her for a much needed push. Changed her life. Kristina says, anytime.

Laura says, so when Dante tipped her off, she went to see Lulu and she confirmed she’s taking Rocco out of town for a while, and Sonny asks if she said why. Laura tells him that she said he’d been having a hard time, so she just assumed that it was because of breaking into Dalton’s lab and then getting sent to juvenile or getting beat up while he was in custody. Sonny says, that would be a lot for anybody, and she says, yeah, it really would, but the thing is, for Lulu to pull Rocco out of school before the end of the school year, and to leave Charlotte behind, she must really feel it’s important to get Rocco out of Port Charles. He says, a mother knows, right? and she says, and her instincts are really good. But if Rocco is running because of what happened with Dalton and Sidwell, doesn’t he think they owe it to their grandson to put this behind them once and for all? He says he agrees with her 100%.

Lulu says, pick up, Rocco. Please pick up. She hears his voicemail saying, hey, it’s Rocco. You know what to do and when to do it, so I guess my part’s done. Ethan comes downstairs and tells her, sorry. There’s no sign of him upstairs and no sign of where he went. Did she have any luck reaching him? She says, straight to voicemail. This can’t be happening.

Dante flashes back to Nathan saying, all it would take is one call to his dad. He could do it. He could place Lulu and Rocco someplace safe, someplace no extradition treaty or government agency could touch him. The question becomes, what’s harder to live with? Losing your job or mourning your son. He takes out his phone, when Lulu calls. She says, Rocco’s gone, and he says, what? She says, he’s not at the house and his phone is going straight to voicemail. According to her phone, his last location was GH, so she’s headed there now. Dante says, no, no, no. You just stay put in case he comes home. She says, there’s something else, and he says, what is it? She says she got Rocco a fake passport. It’s gone too. He says, okay. What’s the name on the passport? She says, Tyler Anderson, and he says, all right. He’ll report back. She thanks him, and he leaves.

Elizabeth says, Britt, it’s Elizabeth. Any chance Rocco’s in there? Britt tells Rocco that her car is in the east lot. Go. She’ll meet him there, but be careful. She gives him the keys and says, come in. Elizabeth walks in and says, hey. She thought she saw him. Isn’t he finished with his volunteer hours? Britt says, he is. He just needed her to sign off on his shadowing application. Elizabeth says, those were due weeks ago, but Britt says she was able to get him an extension because of his stellar track record here at the hospital. He’s all set. Rocco thanks her for her help and tells Elizabeth goodbye. He glances at Britt and leaves, and Elizabeth says, come on. What’s going on? Britt says, nothing. There never is. So why is Elizabeth always asking her questions? Elizabeth does know she’s not Britt’s superior anymore, so she doesn’t have to give her any answers. For once, just back off. Elizabeth says her gut is telling her that something is up with Britt and Rocco. And the last time she had this feeling, she was very right. Britt says, ancient history, and Elizabeth picks up Rocco’s passport off the desk and says, what the hell is this? Britt says, put it down, and Elizabeth asks why she has a fake passport for Rocco. Britt grabs Elizabeth, putting Elizabeth’s arm behind her, and says, put it down. Elizabeth says, okay, okay. Just let go of her. Britt says, she’s not going anywhere.

Nina asks Jack, why was Director Cullum here? Was he threatening Jack? Blink once for yes. Blink twice for no. Jack says, takes… too… long… and she says she never expected that he’d be talking so soon. She’s glad he’s okay. It’s nice to hear his voice. She takes the syringe out of her bag, then puts it in a medical waste bin.

Willow says she’ll text Felicia the information for her contact at the State Department in France and she can forward that to Mac and Robin. And if she hits any snags or needs anything else, please don’t hesitate to reach out. Felicia says she’ll let Willow know how it goes, when Cullum appears. He says, an honor, Congresswoman Cain. Director Cullum, WSB. Willow says, yes, of course (🍷). It’s nice to finally meet him in person. Felicia asks what she can do for him, and he says he’s looking for Rocco Falconari. He understands that Rocco is doing community service here.

Rocco is waiting in the car when Britt comes out. He gets out of the car and she hands him the passport and says, he forgot this. Did anyone see him leave? He says, no. He took the back stairwell. She says, good call, and he says, almost makes up for him forgetting his passport. Ready? She says, almost. There’s just one more thing she needs to do.

Lulu says, Rocco’s phone is still going straight to voicemail, and Ethan says, okay, look. Just calm down. Dante will find him. She asks if there’s any way to invalidate Rocco’s fake passport. What about one of his contacts? Or how about the person who made it? He says, the only way to shut it down is to alert the authorities that it’s fake and that would be very bad, both for Rocco and himself. She says she thought she was helping Rocco, but all she did was give him a way to disappear.

Dante walks into Britt’s office, and hears Elizabeth say, hello. Somebody please help me. He sees a chair propped against the bathroom door and moves it. He opens the door and Elizabeth walks out rubbing her head. He asks, what happened? and she says, um, Britt happened. He asks if she’s okay, and she says, Britt locked her in there after she confronted her about the fake passport she had for Rocco. He says, wait. She’s saying the two of them are together? She says, yeah, and she thinks they’re leaving town.

Sonny tells Laura that when it comes to dealing with Sidwell, he needs to know everything as far as what the options are on the table. His phone rings and he says, who’s this? Britt says, hey, Sonny. It’s Britt. He asks if everything is okay, and she says she’s on her way out of town, but there’s something he needs to know. Sidwell killed Henry Dalton. He says, good to know, and she says, and his assistant Pascal helped him cover it up. She’s hoping this information can be of use to him. She hangs up.

Britt asks if Rocco is sure about this, and he says he is. Her? She tells him to give her his phone and he does. She puts it on the ground and stomps on it, then puts it in the car tire’s path. She gets in and drives away after driving over the phone.

On Monday, Alexis says she’s going on a trip and Ava is coming with her; Sidwell says he’ll do whatever it takes to find Marco’s killer; and Sonny tells Laura, all they have to do is get Pascal to turn on Sidwell

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Britt’s exit plan.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/is-britt-leaving-general-hospital-kelly-thiebaud-explains-britts-desperate-exit-plan-exclusive

I kinda like this triangle.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-laura-wright-on-carly-valentin-anna-triangle-and-the-power-of-finola-excl

Apparently, his aim is bad.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-finn-carr-reveals-unscripted-rocco-moment-that-made-it-to-air

It was pretty cool when she found the message.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-eden-mccoy-says-annas-message-gives-josslyn-a-glimmer-of-hope

You get the whole day off Monday. Unless you want to see GH’s November 3, 2025 episode again. Which I might, since Erika Slezak is in it.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/are-the-soaps-airing-new-episodes-on-memorial-day-heres-the-full-schedule

💉 A Dose Of Reality

Below Deck Down Under

Daisy said Jenna was dipping from the attention pool way too often, and she wasn’t wrong. Jenna told Eddy that they were done, and Ben told Eddy about his dalliance with Jenna. Drunk Jenna confronted Eddy and ran around screaming at everyone and slamming things around, and Barbie wondered, what the hell is happening on this boat? It’s like an insane asylum. Eddy caught Jenna cuddling in bed with Ben in the master cabin, and told Captain Jason that he was royally mugged off. In Daisy’s interview, she said, when the second stew caused trouble in every department, it became her problem. The new charter primaries were James and Kai, landscapers for the stars, who brought their friends along for the trip. They requested a dinner with a Garden of Adam theme (whatever that means), and wanted it to end with a birthday cake. Daisy told Jenna to leave Eddy and Ben alone, and in the captain’s interview, he realized he had to tell Daisy how Jenna’s behavior was affecting the crew. Eddy finally told Jenna to piss off and she cried to Batul. Captain Jason said slamming doors wasn’t second stew behavior and decided to take away Jenna’s stripes. He called Jenna to the bridge and there was more crying. A quick conversation between Ben and Alesia summed up the episode. Ben: Goodnight. Alesia: F*** you.

Summer House

My two takeaway points were Ciara making out once again with West, because she clearly didn’t know then what we all know now, and Amanda telling Kyle that she needed time apart from him, leading to what we know now.

In the City

Lindsay couldn’t believe she was a mom and worried about never having sex again. In her interview, she said she used to shoot rainbows and butterflies out of her vagina, and we flashed back to that. She and her baby daddy had now broken up, and it had been a while. She wanted to teach Gemma what a strong woman was and that you didn’t have to rely on men. Andrea and Danielle joined the cast, along with their respective significant others, Lexi and Eoin. In Danielle’s interview, she said Lindsay had ghosted their friendship. New guy Kenny was a venture capitalist who’d invested in Loverboy, and came along with girlfriend Whitney, whose claim to fame was being on The Bachelor.  In Kyle’s interview, he said, at one point, he’d wanted to give his investors a 25% yield on their money, but the company was now on the brink of collapse. On their 4th anniversary, Amanda told Kyle that she didn’t think they were moving forward in therapy and she was moving out.

The Valley

The only two things I really paid attention to were the drag pageant, which was pretty amusing, and Brittany explaining what an a-hole Jax still is, ditto.

Southern Hospitality

A white party was discussed, and in Michols’s interview, he said eh didn’t know what a white party was. Same. Why not a purple party? Or a chartreuse party? What Michols did understand was that he was on the cover of So.Gay magazine and he wanted to have a girls and gays party where straights could come too. Maddi wanted to include all female DJs and invited Meredith Marks to do her thing. In Maddi’s interview, she said she wanted to show the men that they were coming for them in this industry and she wanted to inspire women in all male dominated industries. Michols had lunch with his mom, who was not happy he worked in nightlife and wanted him to be in a corporate job. In his interview, Michols said, when he was young, she was his best friend, but when he came out, he’d lost the relationship. She said he’d talked badly about her on the show, but he said it was his truth. She said he’d lied and hurt her feelings. She’d felt he’d attacked her, and he apologized for her finding out his feelings on TV. He said, moving forward, he’d be better, and his mom said she was proud of him. She didn’t care what he was. She loved him. In Michols’s interview, he said he’d never heard her say that before. Affirmations weren’t her thing. There was a cover reveal of an actual publication, not like Dorit’s cover reveal with no book behind it. In Molly’s interview, she said she knew Michols was involved in her firing, but she’d still support him. Maddi was skeptical of Grace being sober because it took her 2½ years and everyone is the same. In Grace’s interview, she said it had been over a month since she’d touched ketamine and she didn’t want to lose her chosen family. Brad told Grace that he supported her. Meredith brought bumps of caviar to go with her tunes. Lake was getting ready for her showcase at Republic and Michols got an email that he was being transitioned out of the general manager role, but was unsure of what that meant.  

Real Housewives Of Rhode Island

I missed this, but then caught it during the wee hours Thursday morning when it was nothing but annoying. While I enjoyed Liz and Delores’s discussion of a menopause gummy, I almost had to turn it off when Rosie became a possessed screaming mimi, screeching that Kelsey was a slam pig. I’m just not feeling this one.

Sounds like Delores is feeling like I do.

Random Reality Items

It’s still not totally clear. Was is Luis or something/someone else?

Coward.

Could this be Coward Part 2?

Other than Riley Burress, she’s the only real celebrity kid.

https://ew.com/brooke-shields-daughter-rowan-next-gen-nyc-debut-trailer-11971667

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

The Lurker. HBO/MAX. – A short film about a young man named Matthew who slinks his way into the inner circle of famous musician Oliver and ends up doing photography for Oliver’s band. While he’s thrilled to be part of the pack, it becomes clear that he’s more like their whipping boy than errand boy/photographer. While Matthew takes the jabs, he also snubs old friends and his mother, and acts like a big shot, leading to an All About Eve moment toward the end. It wasn’t a total loss, but the Film Stage reviewer hits the nail on the head. Our only disagreement is that I did like the music.

The Housemaid. HBO/MAX – While on parole, Minnie gets a job as a housemaid to a wealthy family. The wife is weird, the young daughter is contentious, but the husband seems agreeable. Little by little, we find out pretty much everything is a lie and wonder who is crazier. I found this film extremely entertaining with all its twists and turns. The only thing I wasn’t thrilled with was being hit with many revalations toward the end via a letter written by wife Nina, although I’m not sure if it was a cop out or just preventing a 10 hour movie. It’s definitely worth watching and I can’t wait to read the source material, the books by Freida McFadden.

https://omnivorous.substack.com/p/film-review-the-housemaid

It remains to be seen whether this will be a mistake or not.

https://collider.com/sydney-sweeney-thriller-franchise-the-housemaid-stage-show

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

Getting married out loud.

https://extratv.com/2026/05/19/baylen-dupree-talks-magical-wedding-to-colin-queso-fountain-dogs-and-more-exclusive

🐕 Farewell To a Friend…

Having had a Golden myself who went to the Bridge at 8 years old, my heart breaks with hers.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1432022/rhocs-shannon-beador-shares-dog-archie-died-after-brain-cancer-diagnosis

🫏 Mixed Bag Of Tricks…

🐶 Pilaf, Brisket, and now, Bubbles!

https://people.com/cutest-celebrity-dogs-11957042

🐘 And it feels so good.

https://people.com/baby-elephant-reunited-with-mother-and-herd-after-river-rescue-11982357

🕷 A new spin on putting on a happy face.

https://people.com/himalayan-happy-face-spider-discovered-in-india-11981511

🐟 I don’t even know what to say about this one.

https://people.com/suckerfish-are-disappearing-into-manta-rays-rear-ends-11972612

🪈 Quotes of the Week

Chase down your passion like it’s the last bus of the night. – Terri Guillemets

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen. – Michael Jordan

It’s a general moral principle that the more power you have over someone, the greater your duty is to use that power benevolently. Well, who is the one person in the world you have the greatest power over? It’s your future self. You hold that life in your hands, and what it will be depends on how you care for it.Rick Hanson

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. – Carl Bard

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. – George Edward Woodberry

Ho’s can fall in love too. – Villa Garcia, 90 Day: The Single Life Tell All Part 1

🤸‍♀️ Living Like It’s Spring…

Until next time, stay safe; stay honoring those who died in service to our country while enjoying the long weekend (and not drinking and driving); and stay remembering that good intentions don’t keep you safe from bad choices.

Video > Miley Cyrus – Party In The U.S.A. (Official Video)

May 15, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Curtis Confronts Isaiah, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Coming Soon, Future Festivities, Animal Assist, Four Times Two Quotes & Hang Up

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday: 

Chase was jogging and ran into Willow jogging in the opposite direction. She said she’d just left the office and it had been a day. He said he was glad she was there. He was hoping she would be.

Ric said Ethan must have told Sonny something, but he hadn’t betrayed Sonny in any way. Sonny knew him. Sonny said, that was the problem.

Lucas asked if Elizabeth was okay, and she said, yes and no. He asked if it was trouble with Ric.

Dante went to see Lulu, who said the kids were out. He said he just found out Rocco shot Cullum and she knew about it.

Charlotte brought Donna some books as an excuse to see her dad, but Carly said he wasn’t there. He had to deal with Jack. Charlotte said it was about time.

Nina stabbed Jack with Drew’s syringe while he struggled with Valentin. Jack dropped to the ground, while Drew listened to what was going on. Valentin said, nice shot.

Chase said he needed to ask Willow for another favor, and they sat down. He told her about the plan to adopt Phoebe. They’d had no luck finding her family and were hoping she could make some calls on their behalf. Her calls had made all the difference when they wanted to foster. She said what she’d done then might make it impossible for them to adopt now.

Elizabeth said everything was fine, and Lucas said he was there if she needed him. She ran to catch Rocco and told him that he was almost done with his community service. His feedback was fantastic. She asked how his hand was, and he said sometimes it hurt. She took a look at it and said it looked like it was healing well. The pain was probably from the nerves healing and should resolve. If it got worse, come see her. He could always come to her about anything.

Lulu asked if Dante had evidence, but he said no. Jason didn’t get a slide bite from a gun and he’d figured it out from the blood samples on the gun. Rocco’s wound sounded consistent with firing a weapon and Jason would have protected him. She admitted Rocco shot Cullum, and he asked why she didn’t tell him. She said Nathan told her not to, and he said, Nathan knew?

Charlotte said once they were done with Brennan, she’d tell Nina what to do with her Crimson internship, but Carly said she couldn’t do that no matter what happened. It didn’t mean they were out of danger. The best thing was lie low and live her life. She had to be careful. Valentin’s enemies would use her to get to him like Brennan had used Josslyn to get to her.

Nina tried to rouse Jack, and Valentin asked what the hell was in the syringe. She said it was Drew’s medication, and they turned Jack over. She yelled for Jack to wake up.

Ric said it had nothing to do with Sonny, and Sonny said Ethan had followed him. Ethan said Ric and Ava had a private conversation and then Ava delivered a message to Sidwell, but Ava said she’d only returned the table she’d already been at. Sonny told Ethan to take Ava outside and they’d figure it out later. Ethan left with Ava, and Sonny told Ric to explain himself fast. His trigger finger was getting itchy.

Charlotte asked what happened to Josslyn, and Carly said she didn’t know when she’d see Josslyn again. if Charlotte wanted to help her father, he needed to know she was safe. She made Valentin vulnerable.

Nina called an ambulance and told Valentin to get lost. He checked Jack for a response, picked up his gun, and said let him know if Jack died. He left, and Drew concentrated hard and moved his finger.

Chase said, to some people it would look like they were using their privilege, but Willow said that wasn’t true. She thought Phoebe belonged with them. He said he’d even told Brook to use the Quartermaine name, but Willow said it would do more harm than good.

Lucas told Elizabeth to spill, and Elizabeth said it wasn’t her story to tell. Lucas said he knew the feeling of standing in the sidelines when you wanted to help. Sometimes knowing a friend had your back made all the difference. She said that’s what she was trying to do for everyone involved, but she felt terrible for them.

Lulu told Dante about how Rocco came to shoot Cullum and said Nathan was first on the scene. Jason told him to get Rocco out of there, Nathan agreed, and brought Rocco home. Nathan had said no one else could know and Dante would have been put in an impossible position. Dante said she had no right to keep it from him, and she said they’d been in this situation before. Dante had put his faith in the system and they knew what had happened to Michael.

Ethan shoved Ava in the car, locked it, and got in. She asked what he was going to do and he said it was up to sonny. She said it didn’t have to be but he said he wasn’t cutting a deal.

Sonny asked Ric where he went, since he’d lied and hadn’t been at the DA’s office. Ric agreed he’d lied, but it had nothing to do with Sidwell. Sonny could look in his briefcase. Sonny opened it and took out an accordion file. Ric opened it and said Ava was helping him buy a gift of art for Elizabeth. He showed Sonny an etching and said it was one of a kind from her favorite artist. He’d heard it was up for sale and Ava handled it discreetly. It was part of an estate being contested in an acrimonious divorce and the owner was trying to sell it quickly. Sonny asked why Ric hadn’t told him, and Ric said Sonny couldn’t stand Ava – neither could he – and he’d wanted to surprise Elizabeth. He was sorry that their history had caused Sonny to think the worst of him. Sonny said he wasn’t thinking clearly because of the Sidwell situation, but why would he think differently?

Dante asked if Lulu thought he hadn’t learned and would have done things differently, but she said she hadn’t had time to think. Rocco was in shock and bleeding, and it made sense to keep it secret. Dante said Rocco had been about to tell him at the café. He knew something was going on. Lulu said she hated lying, but Rocco had to get past this or the WSB would come after him. Dante said he understood protecting Rocco from the WSB, but she didn’t have to protect Rocco from him.

Valentin couldn’t stay away from the moss bowl🎍and went back to Sonny’s old kitchen. Carly said Charlotte had been there. She’d told Charlotte that he was dealing with Brennan and sent her away. What happened? He said she’d been right. Nina double crossed him.

The EMTs took Jack out, and Nina followed. Drew moved his hand.

Lulu said she and Nathan had talked about telling Dante, but she was the one who decided not to make him choose between Jason rotting in prison or Rocco going to jail. She didn’t have faith in the system like he did. Rocco had ended up in juvie for just trying to do the right thing. Dante said she should have told him. Everybody had lied, but he’d figured it out. If he could, the WSB could too.

Valentin told Carly that Nina botched it and it was dumb luck Jack was out of commission. Jack told him that he didn’t know where Josslyn was, but he might not make it through the night.

Nina asked how Jack was doing, but Elizabeth said it was too soon. She asked Nina to walk her through what happened, and Nina said everything seemed normal, when Jack had collapsed. They’d been talking about half an hour, and it happened fast. He’d seemed normal, but he always seemed agitated. Elizabeth said they were doing everything they could, but it would be long night. Could Nina call Willow or did she need to be with Drew? (Nina’s face said, rut-roh!)

Drew lifted his hand and felt for the phone on the table.

Willow said the last thing Brook and Chase needed was to be perceived as throwing their weight around. She’d make one lowkey phone call off the record. He thanked her, and she said after what they’d gone through together with her own baby, all she wanted was for him to have the family he deserved. He’d be an amazing dad. She put her hand on his shoulder, and someone took a photo.

Ava told Ethan that she blamed Ric. She’d been helping him buy art through a private sale. Ethan said she’d whispered to Sidwell, but she said she and Sidwell were friends. He said her taste in friends should be as discriminating as her taste in art.

Sonny wondered why he wouldn’t think Ric was setting him up, and Ric said he could see why, but Sonny had to learn to trust him. Sonny said trust had to be earned, and Ric said he’d been pushing for too much too fast. Sonny asked where they went from there. Did he need Ethan? Ric said, if it made Sonny more comfortable. He wanted it to work and thought Sonny did too.

Valentin recounted what happened with Jack to Carly and the moss bowl🎍. He thought he’d been the intended target, but Jack got the full dose of whatever it was. He was flat on his back and incapacitated. She said she felt sorry for Jack, and he said there was no happy ending for Jack if she wanted to find her daughter.

Chase said they wanted to give Phoebe the happiest childhood and he wanted to be the best father, and he and Willow hugged. Her phone rang and she stepped away. Nina said she was at GH and told Willow that Jack had a medical emergency. He took something he wasn’t supposed to take and the doctors thought he might have had a stroke. She was sorry, but she forgot to give Drew his weekly dose.

Drew knocked the phone over, but was able to stop it from falling.

Dante said he’d like them to decide how best to protect their son, not Lulu and Nathan, and Lulu agreed. He said she didn’t realize what was going on. She got their son to keep a secret about the worst thing that had ever happened to him and convinced him to lie to his father. He didn’t know how they came back from this.

Charlotte found Rocco on the porch, and he said he was avoiding what was going on inside. His mom and dad were fighting about him.

Ric said Sonny confronted him and had taken the time to ask why he’d lied. It had to count for progress. Sonny said he was counting on Ric to be his brother to the point he didn’t need to question his loyalty. Ric said he wanted that too, and thought they could get there. Sonny was going to call Ethan to let Ava go, but Ric suggested letting her stew. Sonny said he was okay with that and laughed.

Ava told Ethan that her world didn’t revolve around Sonny and she didn’t have to explain herself to his latest flunky. Ethan said he could be an asset, but she said she didn’t need his help and she didn’t appreciate mansplaining, especially when it came from a boy.

Carly said wondered how they’d find Josslyn if Jack didn’t wake up, and Valentin said Cullum was in charge now with no guardrails. It made him more dangerous than he already was.

Elizabeth told Nina that Jack was stabilized and being sent to the ICU. They were also notifying the WSB of his status. She couldn’t give Nina specifics because she wasn’t family, but Nina had done good. He was in good hands.  

Elizabeth saw Lucas, who said they were ready to transport Jack to the ICU. He was waiting for the labs which might give them a clue. Elizabeth wondered, what were the odds that two healthy men had strokes in the same house three months apart?

Chase did pushups, when his phone dinged. He laughed at picture of Phoebe sleeping, and texted Brook that he’d be right back. Someone continued to take photos.

Drew managed to flip the phone over and started to push a button when Willow flew in and knocked it to the floor. She told Drew that it looked like there was no one could be trusted to keep an eye on him except for her.

Tuesday:

Trina went to visit Portia at the cabin, bringing a box from Eckerd’s with all of Portia’s favorites. She wanted to plan Portia’s baby shower.

Curtis told Jordan that before he went to work, he was stopping by Turner’s office to find out what she’d uncovered about Isaiah.

Isaiah went to Turner’s office, and she asked about his movements the night of April 8th, 2026.

Danny met Charlotte at the boathouse, and she said Rocco was grabbing them some drinks at the main house. He’d been acting weird lately. Danny said Rocco had been quieter than usual, and Charlotte thought it had to do with her mom and Dante. Maybe he could talk to Danny. Rocco arrived and said, about what?

Lulu asked Britt to come by and said they needed to get a few things straight about Rocco.

Nathan went to Dante’s office, and Dante asked why the hell Nathan hadn’t told him that his son was the one who shot Cullum.

Jordan said she wanted the other driver found, but hoped the investigation exonerated Isaiah, and Curtis claimed he wanted the same, but felt Isaiah was responsible. He and Portia were getting along and he’d hate to mess that up, but if Isaiah was that kind of creep, he wasn’t letting Isaiah anywhere near his family.

Isaiah told Turner that he’d worked during the day and went to his cabin that night. Portia had been with him. Turner asked if he didn’t drive a black 2025 BMW SUV.

Danny said he needed Charlotte and Rocco’s help. It was about his dad. He’d overheard Sonny talking and Sonny had said it was all on Sidwell. Rocco wondered why he was just hearing about it, and Charlotte said it had been hard to talk to him lately. Danny said they had to get to Spoon Island and look for information to help his dad.

Nathan asked if Lulu had explained everything to Dante, but Dante said he’d had to find out on his own. He’d tested the blood samples on the gun, and one was Jason’s and one was Rocco’s. As his friend and fellow officer, how could Nathan not tell him the truth?

Lulu told Britt that Rocco was at the Quartermaine’s and she knew what happened on the pier. Britt said she, Lulu, Nathan, and Rocco were the only ones who knew the truth and she intended to keep it that way, but Lulu said it wasn’t working. The only reason Rocco was in this position was because of Britt. Britt said she never wanted anything bad to happen, but Lulu said he’d followed her because he was worried. He’d shot a WSB agent in the back to protect her and Jason, but should have stopped with Jason. (Ugh. Lulu.)

Nathan told Dante what happened when he got to the pier. He and Jason had a split second to make a decision and chose to protect Rocco. Dante said, and at no point did Nathan decide to loop him in, and Nathan said he brought Rocco home to his mother. Dante said Rocco had been struggling with this for weeks, and Nathan said so had he. Dante was the Police Commissioner and he didn’t want Dante to choose between arresting and protecting Rocco. Dante should be thanking him.

Charlotte said she could get them in and out of Windymere undetected, and Danny said they could get there using his dad’s speedboat, but Rocco said it was insane. They’d get themselves killed.

Lulu wanted Britt’s word that she’d do everything she could to protect Rocco, and Britt asked what Lulu thought she’d been doing. He’d come to her and confided in her. He was being eaten alive. Lulu said it killed her, and Britt said she’d told him that he had to stay quiet and stay away from Cullum and her, but it wasn’t working. He was a ticking time bomb. Tell her what to do.

Molly went to visit Jordan and gave her an orchid plant. She asked if she could be honest, and Jordan said she wished Molly would. Molly said she regretted the distance between them since she and TJ (🦉) broke up. If there was anything she could do, she wanted to do it.

Portia said the pregnancy had gone by fast. It was hard to believe things had come together so well. Trina said she liked where they all were and wanted to celebrate, but Portia wanted to talk about the secret Trina was keeping from her.

Isaiah said Turner already knew what kind of car he drove, and she said she’d wanted to confirm it. She told him to have a seat and asked if he’d been in an accident recently. He said he knew what this was about and where she was going with it. If she had further questions, talk to his lawyer.

Portia said Trina’s dad had told her about Charlie’s and also how she’d helped book Michael James Scott at The Savoy. She wondered if Trina was devoting more time to music. Trina said, kind of. She was considering her options. Brook had offered her a showcase and Gio had agreed to accompany her. Portia said she was thrilled. It was all she ever wanted for Trina – to have choices and pursue passions she enjoyed. She’d be front row next time Trina sang. Trina wanted to finish the guest list and said she had Aunt Stella, Elizabeth, Ava, Terry, and Felicia on the list. Did Portia want to invite Laura? Portia said, of course (🍷), and Trina said, what about Jordan?

Jordan said any distance between her and Molly was understandable. Molly needed space after the baby’s death and the break-up with TJ (🦉). Molly said it was the worst time of her life, and Jordan said few couples could survive that kind of loss. Molly said Jordan had always been good to her and she’d always looked up to her. She seemed so sure of herself. Jordan said she wasn’t sure she was that person right now.

Turner said all she was doing was eliminating potential suspects involved in the crash. Isaiah could help them and himself by allowing the PCPD to take a paint sample from his car. Paint was pulled off the guardrail near the accident and it would hep them. He wondered if it would help them railroad him and told her to get a warrant. He knew if they had actual evidence, she wouldn’t be asking for his cooperation. If she chose to pursue this, he’d use every legal avenue to protect himself. He left, slamming the door.

Rocco said the idea was wrong and messed up, and Charlotte told him to calm down. Rocco said they needed to stay away from Sidwell, but Charlotte said she and Danny knew how to take care of themselves. Rocco said covering for them was the reason he’d been arrested for breaking into Dalton’s lab and ended up going to juvie and getting beaten up. Danny said his dad needed their help, but Rocco said it wouldn’t help his dad if something happened to Danny. And if they decided to break in without him, he’d turn them in.

Nathan said the WSB wouldn’t give a damn that Rocco was a kid and would treat him the same as they did Jason. Dante said Nathan didn’t need to tell him about the WSB, and Nathan said the only way to save Rocco had been to get him off the pier and shut him up. They hadn’t been thinking about Dante at the time. He’d told Lulu not to tell Dante, but he didn’t make her do it. She chose to. Dante accused Nathan of using his son to pave the way to his grand romance. He didn’t give a damn what Nathan and Lulu did, but Nathan’s involvement with his son was over. Nathan said he and Lulu were done anyway. He was giving her space. She was mad because he’d told her something she didn’t want to hear, that Rocco couldn’t stay in Port Charles. They had to get him out of town.

Britt said they couldn’t expect Rocco to handle this kind of pressure, and Lulu thought she was in cahoots with Nathan, but Britt said they hadn’t talked. Lulu said she wasn’t sending her son anywhere, but Britt said they needed to get him away, at least until things cooled down. Lulu said Britt didn’t get any input, and Britt said she knew Lulu had missed four years with Rocco, but it was about Rocco, not her. Lulu said she’d also missed nine months of pregnancy and the first seven months of Rocco’s life, and Britt said she couldn’t believe even Lulu could be this selfish. Lulu said her son needed to be around his family, and she and Dante would decide what happened next, not Britt.

Nathan said Rocco could slip up at any moment, and Dante said it would have been great if Rocco had had his support. Nathan said it didn’t change the fact Rocco was in danger. Dante was his father and needed to protect him. Dante said Nathan had been a father for five minutes and had no idea what it took. Now that he knew the truth, he’d be the one to guide his son though this.

Britt said Dante knew what was at stake and wasn’t driven by his own needs like Lulu, and Lulu told her, get the hell out. She’d put Rocco’s life in danger and it was on her if something bad happened to him. Britt left.

Rocco said he wasn’t letting them break into Windymere and wasn’t letting Danny drag his sister into this, but Charlotte said she wanted to help. Danny said it wasn’t like his mom could help. She was dead. He couldn’t let his parents fix his problems like Rocco did. He had to find his dad and if Rocco didn’t want to help, stay out of their way.  They didn’t need him. Charlotte suggested they calm down, but Rocco wanted to leave. Charlotte said they’d catch up with him later, and Rocco said screw them both.

Trina said Portia wasn’t obligated to invite anybody she didn’t want, but Portia said it might help put the old animosity behind them. Jordan was living with Curtis and would be part of the baby’s life. Trina said Jordan might not feel like coming, and Portia said, or worse, she might feel like she couldn’t say no, even though she wasn’t in the mood to celebrate.

Turner told Curtis that Isaiah had no alibi, and Curtis asked if he mentioned the damage on his car. She said, no. She’d told him about the paint, but he’d refused to give her a sample. Curtis said she could force him, but she said the judge turned down her request for a warrant.

Molly told Jordan that she thought about Irene all the time. When something that devastating happened, it changed your perception of who you were and how you lived your life. Irene’s death made her reevaluate what she wanted out of life and what she could handle. Jordan said she wasn’t there yet. She hadn’t realized how much of her identity was tied to her appearance. It wasn’t about personal vanity, but she wanted to recognize herself inside and out. Molly said she’d remind Jordan of her value, and Jordan said they were family.

Turner said they didn’t have probable cause, considering how many people drove the same type of car, but Curtis said he’d been a cop and knew what suspicious behavior looked like. Isaiah was acting like someone who was guilty. Why did he refuse to answer her questions or give her a paint sample? Why was he being evasive if he had nothing to hide?

Isaiah dropped by Lulu’s house, and told her about the conversation with Turner. Turner suspected he was involved with Jordan’s accident and questioned him about his whereabouts. He’d been at Lulu’s house at the time of the crash and she and Rocco were his only alibi.

Rocco went to see Britt and said she was the only person he could talk to. He didn’t know why he was acting the way he was. She said he was under a ton of pressure, and he said it was his fault that Danny was going to do something stupid and get himself hurt. He was the reason Danny’s dad was locked up. Britt said it wasn’t his fault, but Rocco said it didn’t matter. He couldn’t tell Danny how bad Cullum was. He couldn’t tell Danny and Charlotte anything. Britt was the only one he could talk to.

Nathan asked if they were done, and Dante said, not quite. Nathan could have talked to him, but instead, lied to him. He never thought Nathan could do something like that. It was like he didn’t know Nathan at all.

Molly left Jordan’s place.

Portia told Trina that they should put Jordan on the list. She wanted them all to come together. Trina said it was a new chapter for all of them, and Portia said they could be the best versions of themselves for the baby, her included. The baby would bring them together.

Turner told Curtis that Isaiah was right. She had no evidence. There was no way to link him to the accident. There was no case. Curtis said she needed probable cause to get evidence and he’d get it himself.  

Isaiah told Lulu that he’d said nothing about her and Rocco, but the police said the other car had scraped the guardrail and he’d scraped his car in the parking garage. It was in the body shop right now. Lulu said the police could find out and think he was involved in the accident, and he said, exactly. He’d told Turner to go through his lawyer. He wasn’t involved, but if they found out he was on 91, Turner would be suspicious. If charges were filed, he’d have to tell the authorities where he was, but he’d do everything he could to protect Rocco. She told him to stay quiet for as long as he could, but if he had to, tell them he was with her and Rocco, just give her a heads up. (Working on a story together might be a good idea. Duh.)

Nathan said Dante was right and he was wrong, but the gun was a problem. Dante should throw it in the incinerator and hope the WSB forgot it existed. If he figured out what Rocco did, Cullum could too. Dante said that would be all, and Nathan left.

Charlotte said Rocco was just taking things out on Danny, and Danny said he could go to Windymere on his own, but she said he’d get caught. They’d do it together.

Britt said Rocco could talk to his mom and he should tell her everything he was going through and feeling. He said his dad found out the truth and they were fighting because of him, and she said they were just worried and wanted to protect him. He said he got that, but Jason didn’t shoot Cullum. He did. If Cullum figured it out, Cullum would come after him and everyone he loved. Everything was spinning out of control and he didn’t know how to stop it. He was freaked out all the time and totally helpless. Britt said he was anything but. He’d followed her to the pier because he was worried about her. He’d saved her and Jason. Helpless people don’t do that. He was in this position because he was a hero. It was unfair for her to push him away and he could come to her anytime about anything, but had to be smart about it. She promised they’d get through this. She hugged him and he cried.

Wednesday:

Isaiah told Portia about being called in by Turner and said she thought he was involved with Jordan’s car accident.

Curtis told Jordan that Turner questioned Isaiah, but he’d stonewalled. She couldn’t get a paint sample and the judge said there was no probable cause to issue a warrant. Isaiah’s refusal convinced Curtis even more that he was guilty.

Jacinda went to see Michael in his office, bringing an inventory report as an excuse.

Willow saw Nina at the hospital, and Nina wondered what would happen if Jack didn’t wake up. Willow said if Nina wasn’t careful, she’d incriminate them.

Britt gave an unconscious Jack a lecture, and said it was up to her now.

Sidwell looked at childhood pictures of Marco, when Lucas walked in. He asked if Sidwell was okay, and Sidwell said showed the photos to Lucas. He said it was all he had left of his son.

Kristina met Ethan at the MetroCourt Gardens, and he said he could use her help. Brook and Chase were also there with Phoebe, and they met with Alexis. Chase told her that they wanted to adopt Phoebe.

Sidwell and Lucas looked at the photos, and Sidwell thanked Lucas. Marco had been reluctant to move to Port Charles, but then discovered Lucas lived there, and he was convinced that was why Marco stayed. Lucas said it made him feel happy, but sorry that Marco moved there for him and was murdered. He should have stayed in Miami.

Ethan said Ric got on his bad side, and Kristina said she wasn’t surprised. Ric couldn’t be trusted. Ethan agreed, but said Ric was important to Sonny. He’d shadowed Ric and thought he caught him, but he was wrong. Now Ric would be gunning for him.

Isaiah told Portia about finding himself being interrogated. Turner wanted know where he was on April 8th and he realized it was the night of Jordan’s car accident. She suspected he was the other driver. Portia said that was ridiculous, and he said Curtis obviously didn’t believe it.

Jordan said the paint sample couldn’t prove anything, and Curtis said Isaiah claimed he was with Portia, but Portia had said he left to tend to a patient in Port Charles. That meant he had to be on Route 91 and might have been on the road when the accident occurred. Jordan said if Isaiah had a reason not to stop, maybe he thought it was too late when he found out he was the other driver, but Curtis said he should have come forward. She agreed and said the longer he waited, the guiltier he looked. She wondered what he was covering up, and Curtis said they couldn’t let him get away with lying. He was going to find more evidence.

Alexis said there was no guarantee Brook and Chase would be approved, but Chase said they had to try. Alexis said once Phoebe became a ward of the state, it would be three months before she was eligible for adoption and she’d be offered to the next most qualified couple. They should go to the New York Department of Families and Child Services and petition them before the three month period was over, but there were more steps to go through before they filed.

Michael’s office phone rang, and he said, send her in. He asked Jacinda to stay, and Elaine walked in. (Where was Mavis???) He introduced her to Jacinda, and Elaine said she already had promising results.

Willow said Nina had no connection to Jack and just happened to be at the house when he had his stroke. That was their story and they were sticking to it. Nina had no reason to sit vigil. Nina said she had to find out what Jack remembered.

Britt told Jack that she’d wanted him to stop Cullum and Sidwell before they got a working prototype, but she didn’t care about that anymore. Her priority was Rocco and she was going to protect him no matter what.

Isaiah said, who better than Curtis to blame him? but Portia didn’t think Curtis would try to blame him arbitrarily. Isaiah said, in Curtis’s mind, there were two things that tied him to the accident.

Sidwell said if Marco had been anyone else’s son, the police would be further along in the investigation, but Lucas said Dante was a good detective and would never do that. He’d find who did this. Isn’t that what Sidwell wanted? Sidwell said, of course (🍷), but the latest theory that Marco knew his assailant haunted him. It was someone Marco knew well enough to let in and get close enough to stab him. Lucas flashed back to telling Britt that the police didn’t find Marco’s phone and realizing Cullum found him by reading his texts to Marco. He must have stolen Marco’s phone… Cullum killed Marco. Sidwell said it was a terrible thing that Marco knew and trusted someone who hurt him so badly.

Alexis said the most important thing was determining that Phoebe didn’t have any relatives who would try to claim her, and Chase said the PCPD had done everything and had no success. Alexis said she had a P.I. she could recommend for them to do their own search, and Chase said if Phoebe had family, she belonged with them.

Ethan told Kristina that he hadn’t had much of a plan when he came to Port Charles, but the longer he was there, the more he wanted to stay. Kristina said her dad would pick him over Ric any day. She noticed Alexis and went over to say hi.

Michael told Jacinda that Elaine was a P.I. he’d hired to find something on Willow and Chase, and Elaine said she and Mavis had followed Willow into the park. (Phew! Mavis lives!) Jacinda wondered who Mavis was, and Elaine said Mavis was her dog. She could be an excellent distraction and was so cute, she could get anyone to drop their guard. Michael showed Jacinda the photo of Willow putting her hand on Chase’s shoulder.

Willow told Nina that even if Jack woke up, he wouldn’t be able to speak or move for 72 hours. Then they could determine how big of a threat he was. Nina said she’d tried to stop Valentin and Jack got in the way, but Willow said the hospital wasn’t the place to discuss it. Nina said when Jack returned to normal, it would be obvious he hadn’t had a stroke and they’d compare Jack to Drew. Willow said she’d take care of it, and Nina said maybe he wouldn’t remember. Willow said, if they were lucky, but she wasn’t betting her future on it.

Curtis said there had to be a way to prove it was Isaiah, but Jordan said it would be hard without a warrant. He said if Isaiah bought paint, there had to be a receipt and he’d present it to Turner and she could prosecute. She said Isaiah was definitely acting like he had something to hide, and Curtis said if Isaiah’s actions delayed getting Jordan to the hospital, he was going to make sure Isaiah answered for that.

Kristina said hi to Alexis and fussed over the baby. Alexis talked with Ethan, and Brook asked if Kristina wanted to hold Phoebe.

While Lucas and Sidwell were talking, Willow walked in. Lucas wondered why she was there, and she said some of her constituents were complaining about the noise from Sidwell’s helipad. She was hoping they could work something out. Lucas left for work, and Sidwell asked why Willow didn’t call first. She asked if he’d heard about Chief Brennan.

Britt saw Cullum come out of a hospital elevator and ducked around a corner. Cullum saw Nina and went over to her. He introduced himself and said he understood she’d been present when Jack collapsed. He was Jack’s superior and would appreciate it if she had any information about his unexpected medical crisis. She said, of course (🍷). She’d be happy to tell him what she could. He asked why Jack was at Congresswoman Cain’s house.  

Kristina held Phoebe and fawned over her. She said it would be hard for them to give Phoebe up, but Brook said they hoped they didn’t have to, They wanted to adopt her. That’s why they were talking to Kristina’s mom. Kristina said if anyone could make it happen, her mom could.

Michael told Elaine that it was a great start, but he needed more than a friendly hug, especially since Willow had more resources now. Elaine said people with money got away with a lot, and Jacinda asked what she was trying to say. Elaine said, nothing, and Michael said she need to get Chase and Willow in a compromising position. Elaine said, it shouldn’t be difficult. If they weren’t sleeping together, they were on the way.

Isaiah told Portia that Curtis must have mentioned him to Turner. Out of the people who owned black BMWs, she chose to question him. Portia said he’d scraped his car in the garage, and he said it was damaged in the same general area and in the shop. It could be interpreted as destroying evidence. Plus, he wasn’t sure he had an alibi. She asked if he told Turner about the house call, and he said, once he realized what she was after, he didn’t volunteer any more information. She said she had to admit it looked suspicious, especially if he refused to cooperate, but he said he wasn’t helping to frame himself for something he didn’t do.

Alexis thanked Brook and Chase for letting Kristina hold Phoebe. Kristina was healing and she thought it helped her.

Ethan asked if Kristina was all right, and she told him about Adela/Irene dying.

Nina told Cullum that she had no idea why Jack was there. He’d been looking for Willow, but she told him that Willow wasn’t home. He was on his way out when he collapsed. It was very shocking. Was he going to be okay? Cullum said Jack was getting the best care possible, and she said he was in good hands. Cullum said Jack had been in excellent health and asked if there were any signs of distress, and Nina saw Lucas approaching. She said he was the man that Cullum should talk to. Dr. Lucas Jones took care of Jack in the ER.

Sidwell said he gave Willow the medication to keep Drew under control. She was supposed to keep it under lock and key. How did Brennan get injected? She said she was about to give Drew a dose when Brennan showed up. It was an accident. He said, it was negligence, and she said now they had to deal with it. He asked how she suggested they do that, and she said they had to let Drew come back.

Isaiah said Curtis wanted to think the worst of him, and Portia said the baby would bring everyone together. Trina was throwing a baby shower and Jordan would be there. Portia invited her. He said he was glad to hear she and Trina were back on track. He hoped Curtis’s suspicions didn’t destroy their progress.

Curtis told Jordan that he was going to make Isaiah face the accident that changed their lives and delayed her recovery. Jordan hadn’t left the house since she came home, and why was she wearing the bandage when she’d gotten medical clearance to take it off? He hoped she wasn’t doing it for him. When he looked at her, he only saw the woman he loved.

Cullum asked for Chief Brennan’s status, but Lucas said HIPPA prevented him from talking to anyone who wasn’t family. Cullum said, Jack had no family. He was Jack’s superior and has his health care proxy. It was a common policy in the WSB. Britt saw them, and Lucas showed Cullum Jack’s paperwork. He said Brennan was stable, but still unconscious, and Cullum suggested they go see him right now. Britt came out and told Lucas that there was an emergency with his patient in 804, and he left with her.

In another hallway, Lucas said he didn’t have a patient in 804, and Britt said she’d lied. She saved him. He looked like he was ready to kill Cullum. Lucas said she’d told him that he’d been the most likely to have killed Marco, and she said he probably did, but even if it was true, he needed to chill around Cullum. He said they should just tell Sidwell. He’d kill Cullum for them.

Cullum went to Jack’s room and tapped on Jack’s forehead with his finger. (I literally lol’d.) He said, Jack always had impeccable timing. He’d been thinking he needed to kill Jack, but Jack neutralized himself without his help. Ironic. This stroke might have saved his life.

Brook asked how long the state would take to decide, but Alexis told her it was hard to say. They’d have to go through a lot of interviews, house inspections, and an extensive background check. The process could get uncomfortable.

Kristina said a jury declared it an accident and she was trying to convince herself they were right, but Ethan said he didn’t blame her for thinking otherwise about Ava. Kristina said she’d had to let go of the hatred and need for revenge. It was hurting her more than anyone else. She was going to regret going to see Ava for the rest of her life.

Brook said they’d do what it took, and Alexis said it was best they stipulate any negative things. Admit them first before they were uncovered. Nobody’s life was pristine. If there was anything they didn’t want exposed, call it off now before they petitioned for adoption.

Jacinda told Michael that Elaine was the reason she didn’t have to get information from Charlotte for Brennan. If Willow was exposed for cheating with the cop who testified and helped get her acquitted… Michael said she’d be embarrassed and step down, and Jacinda said people would question if she shot Drew. She hated that Elaine even thought that he did it, but it would be obvious Willow did it. He said it was only a matter of time before Willow slipped up and everyone saw what she was capable of.

Sidwell told Willow that he failed to see how Drew would help their cause. And now they had Brennan’s status deal with. Willow said he’d told her that locking Drew in was a short term solution. When it wore off, Drew and Jack both having strokes was too big of a coincidence. They needed to ignore Jack and focus on Drew’s recovery. Sidwell said they’d be busy speculating about a congresswoman drugging her husband. Once Drew communicated, she was done. Willow said, not just her. Drew knew Sidwell was involved. He’d have to find a way to keep Drew quiet. She was sure he could figure something out. He told her, get something straight. He gave the orders to her, not the other way around. Don’t forget, if they were exposed, she had the most to lose.

Jordan told Curtis that she couldn’t stand to look at the woman in the mirror. It didn’t feel like her. She knew she was being a coward and it was time to face reality. She went to the mirror and took off the bandage, revealing the cuts on her cheek, and said she wanted the other driver to face what they did to her. (What?)

Isaiah told Portia that he couldn’t prove a negative or prove that he wasn’t the other driver. Either Curtis had to let it go… She said that wasn’t likely. They’d have to pray the police found the real driver.  

Chase told Alexis that all of their mistakes were out in the open and they had nothing to hide.

Kristina said it hit her sometimes, and Ethan said losing a child had to be one of the hardest things to go through. She asked if he wanted to hold Phoebe, but he said babies made him nervous. She was super cute though. Did Kristina think Phoebe would be happy with Brook and Chase?

Lucas told Britt that he was beginning to feel sorry for Sidwell, but then Sidwell wanted to talk about who killed Marco. He wanted to yell that it was Sidwell’s fault. He brought Cullum into Marco’s life and Marco was dead because of him. Britt said, that would be a big mistake, but Lucas said, if Sidwell found out the truth, he would kill Cullum and be put in prison where he belonged. Let them destroy each other. That would be true vengeance for Marco …. Never mind. She still needed Cullum as the source for her medication. She said he was right. None of them could keep living like this. He said as soon as Sidwell found out, everything would explode. They had to be sure, because there was no going back.

Cullum asked how it happened that Brennan was dosed with Drew’s meds, and Sidwell said, Willow had been sloppy. She made a terrible mistake and now they had a mess on their hands. Because when Brennan came out of this, things would be complicated. Cullum said, then he couldn’t come out of it.

Nina told Jack that she was sorry. She didn’t mean for this to happen. Please wake up.

Michael and Jacinda kissed, and she said she needed to get back to work. He asked if Nina had been harassing her, but she said she was a big girl and could handle Nina. Willow barged in, and Michael asked what the hell she was doing there. Willow said she needed a moment with him, and we saw the photo of her and Chase on the desk.

Thursday:

Sonny found Turner at the MetroCourt Gardens and said he was glad he ran into her. She asked how she could help him, and he said she already did.

Boyle went to Laura’s office and said he couldn’t believe Tracy filed an injunction against Sidwell’s helipad. Sidwell was furious. Laura said she was already on it, when Tracy came in and asked what Boyle was doing there. Laura thanked her for coming by.

Brook went to the apartment to see Trina, and Gio was there. Brook asked about the showcase, and Trina said she wanted to do it on one condition.

Carly wondered why Nina was at the hospital, and Nina said she’d been there when Jack had his stroke and was worried about him. Carly wondered why Jack had been at Drew’s, and Nina said he’d been looking for Willow. Carly said she thought it couldn’t be a coincidence that Jack and Drew both had sudden strokes at Drew and Willow’s house. There had to be a common cause.

In Britt’s room, she poured shots and told Lucas, for some reason, the hospital frowned on drinking in their offices. Lucas toasted to privacy and drinking in your friend’s room like in college, but Britt said, except the someone the room belonged to… Lucas said to those they loved who had to miss out on all of this, and they clinked glasses and drank the shot. Britt said there was plenty more where that came from, and Lucas said he was in no hurry to go back to Windymere. Britt’s phone dinged, and she said, speak of the devil – literally. It was Sidwell wanting to know when she was going to the lab. Remind her why she couldn’t tell him that Cullum killed Marco. Lucas said they had to think it through. He should do it. Why would Sidwell believe her?

Dante found Rocco by the boathouse and said he knew Rocco shot Cullum.

Carly told Nina that she thought the house may be toxic. There could be lead paint, black mold, or asbestos. The house could be dangerous. Nina said she and Michael wanted to try and use that to take Willow’s kids away again, but she wouldn’t sit back and let it happen. Neither would Willow. Carly said she was worried about Jack and all Nina could think about was how it affected her, and Nina said Jack had a high stress job and a relationship with Carly. His heart probably couldn’t take it. Carly said they’d broken up, but she still cared. She wanted to figure out why he’d collapsed and was going to push for a blood test for Drew and Jack, and see if there was a link. Nina said she thought Carly’s time would be better spent warning Lulu that Valentin was back in Port Charles.

Laura said Tracy’s injunction had come to her attention, and Tracy said she’d told Boyle that they wouldn’t get away with it. Boyle said it was in the public’s best interest. It would create businesses and was essential for the infrastructure. Tracy said it was essential to Sidwell to avoid traffic, and asked Laura what Boyle was doing there.

Trina said she wanted Gio to accompany her, and Brook said she was thrilled. Trina said she was excited, but nervous, and Brook told her to think of the showcase like an audition. They’d want to see what kind of performer she was. Not just hear her voice, but see her stage presence. Trina said she’d loved singing with Gio at Charlie’s and wanted to give the best performance, but Gio said it occurred to him that he may not be best thing for Trina.

Sonny said he was meeting Kristina, but was early, and asked if Turner minded if he joined her. She said she was also early for meeting someone, so sure. He said she’d suggested he investigate Ric’s motive for lying before he took action, and she asked if Ric had a satisfactory explanation. He said Ric had been buying a present for someone he loved and didn’t want him to know he was asking Ava for help. Ric had been a professional thorn in her side. Why go to bat for him? She said she didn’t do it for Ric. She did it for him.

Rocco said he’d been waiting for Dante to say something since they’d been arguing about him, and Dante said he was Rocco’s father. Rocco could tell him anything. Rocco was his number one priority and he wanted to know Rocco was okay. Rocco asked how he could be. He’d shot a WSB director and everyone was covering it up. It almost killed him.

Britt said Lucas was right. Sidwell would think she was lying. She had a bit of a track record. Maybe she should tell Sidwell that Cullum knew where to find her from reading Marco’s texts. That meant Cullum killed Marco and took his phone. Lucas said they thought that’s what happened, and Britt said neither one of them could tell Sidwell. Then they’d have to tell him why Cullum went after Marco. Lucas said he’d put Marco up to it, and Britt said Sidwell would go after Cullum, then Lucas.

Nina said Valentin was also at Drew and Willow’s, and Carly asked if Willow was helping Valentin, but Nina said he’d shown up to see Brennan. She didn’t know why. Carly asked why she didn’t tell the police, and Nina said she was worried they’d make the same link and think Willow was harboring a fugitive. She didn’t know where Valentin was now. Maybe he was working with the WSB again. Carly asked if he and Jack were friendly with each other, but Nina said all she knew was that they had a huge argument. It was probably what led to Jack’s stroke.

Turner said Sonny was obviously upset. He and Ric were beginning act like true brothers and she didn’t want him to lose that over a misunderstanding, especially with Jason gone. There weren’t many people Sonny could trust and it could be dangerous. Sonny said he thought Turner felt the same way, and she said she did. Much to her continuing surprise, she thought they had a lot in common.

Lucas told Britt that Sidwell thought they were grieving and had no idea how involved he was. He would feel betrayed. Britt said he’d be betraying a man who’d killed countless people, one of them right in front of her, and he wouldn’t hesitate to kill again.

Tracy said she wouldn’t let Sidwell turn Port Charles into his private airport. It devalued the homes and lowered their quality of life standards. Boyle said they just didn’t want helicopters buzzing their yachts, and Laura said it would be busier, but would bring in revenue. Boyle said they were serving the public’s best interest, and Tracy said they were handing Sidwell Port Charles on a silver platter.

Dante said there were extenuating circumstances for the reason why Rocco shot Cullum, and he wanted to hear the facts from him. Rocco said he was worried about Britt. He knew they didn’t like her and were mad at him… Dante said they weren’t mad. They were worried and wanted to help. Rocco said, Britt and Cullum were arguing. They started fighting and Britt fell. Jason showed up and Cullum was about to shoot him, when Jason and Cullum started to fight. Cullum’s gun went flying, but he had this stick thing, a metal baton, and was going to use it to kill Jason and Britt. He didn’t know what else to do, so he picked up the gun, pulled the trigger, and shot someone. There was nothing that could make it better. Dante said he was going to try, and Rocco said Dante should be arresting him.

Gio said knowing he was Brook’s son might hurt Trina’s chances, and he didn’t want them to think Brook was doing a favor for him. Brook said her reputation was on the line too. They knew the quality of singers she’d repped in the past and she’d never suggest Trina if she didn’t believe Trina was ready. She’d heard Trina sing and she had real talent and a potential career. She thought the executives would see that she had confidence in Trina’s talent and had arranged for the very best to play for her, and that was Gio.

Rocco said Dante was the Police Commissioner and he’d shot Cullum, but Dante said it was to save someone else’s life. He’d stopped Cullum from killing Jason. Those were the extenuating circumstances. Under normal conditions, they’d get a lawyer, but it wasn’t normal conditions. The WSB was international law enforcement and it would be Cullum’s word against Rocco’s. Rocco said Britt could back him up, but Dante said the whole thing started because Britt was hiding something.

Britt told Lucas that she didn’t know why she was still working on the project. Sidwell and Cullum would use it for something horrible. She needed Cullum for her medication, but when she saw Jason at the Five Poppies, she believed she was she was justifying it, and deep down thought Jason would get her out before she completed the project. Now Jason was gone and she was still working on it. Lucas said she had no choice. It was the only way for her to get her medication or her symptoms would return. She said she had Huntington’s and maybe she should accept her fate. Walk away before the project was completed. He said the point was for them to get evidence and her leaving wouldn’t accomplish that, but she said, they wouldn’t get the prototype. She thought it was best for everyone if she just disappeared.

Turner said, Ric changed, and Sonny said so had he. There was a time when if someone lied to him, there was no coming back. Zero tolerance, zero forgiveness. Turner said she always made sure to have all the facts, and Sonny said, trust, but verify. She did him favor. She asked if that meant he owed her, when Cullum arrived and said he didn’t expect to find Sonny Corinthos with her.

Carly said she was focused on Jack and needed to talk to him, and Nina said she had no idea when he was going to wake up. Carly said God forbid the police made the same connection she did, and asked Nina why Valentin and Jack were there to begin with. Nina said she had no idea, and Carly said it didn’t make sense… unless Willow was somehow involved. Maybe she was helping Valentin. Nina said that was ridiculous, and Carly said, maybe, but it would be like catnip for the media. If the press, the PCPD, and the WSB found out, it could get uncomfortable for Willow. Nina walked away.

Rocco asked how Britt was at fault, and Dante said the WSB could say she was lying. She’d faked her own death. Rocco said that didn’t change what happened, but Dante said it was on the record that she saw Jason shoot Cullum. Who would believe her if she changed her story? Rocco asked why Dante and Lulu had been arguing, and Dante said sometimes people fought when they were afraid. They were scared Cullum would find out Rocco shot him. Rocco said, could he? and Dante said Rocco left evidence. His blood was on the gun. Luckily, he and Nathan were the only ones who knew about it, and he’d stashed the evidence someplace safe. Rocco asked if that’s why they wanted to send him away, but Dante said they wanted him in Port Charles so they could protect him. Rocco said, what about Cullum? and Dante said Cullum couldn’t know Rocco was near the pier. Rocco couldn’t come forward. It had to be like this never happened.

Cullum said it was unusual for a DA to be friendly with Sonny Corinthos. The WSB was familiar with him. Sonny said he was familiar with Cullum. What did he do to Jason to make Jason allegedly shoot him in the back? Cullum said Sonny could submit an inquiry, and Sonny said, already done. Turner said they were in a public place and she and Sonny ran into each other. She was there because Cullum had asked to meet informally. Cullum said they had business to discuss and it would be better for her career to prioritize a WSB director over a well-known thug, and Turner asked if Sonny minded waiting. She didn’t think Cullum would be there that long. Sonny said, no problem, and Cullum sat down. He said he wanted to speak to her about the forensic evidence of his shooting. The WSB needed to take possession of the evidence gathered by the PCPD immediately.

Lucas said Britt was not walking away. Did she know how long she’d last? She was talking about killing herself. Walking away would mean giving up the life Marco died trying to save. Jason would never give up. He’d be disappointed. Cullum killed Marco because Marco was trying to get his hands on her medication for her, and he wasn’t letting her throw away her life. It would make Marco’s sacrifice be for nothing.

Brook said she thought Trina owed it to herself to try. She could make an honest assessment of her potential and her desire to be on stage.

Tracy said she couldn’t stop Laura from handing the keys to the city, but she wasn’t going to help, and Laura said that wasn’t what was happening. She assured Tracy that everyone wanted Sidwell out of Port Charles. Tracy asked why Laura was giving in then, and Laura said she appeared to be giving in. That would make it easier to get rid of Sidwell later. They wanted the same things. They were just going about it in different ways. She gave Tracy her word that she was working on behalf of the best interests of the city and asking Tracy to please trust her. Don’t push through the injunction. She could file it again later. Tracy said she thought it was one of those times Luke would tell her to trust Laura, so she would – for now – and she left.

Lucas said Britt was a fighter, so fight. She owed it to Marco and he needed her. She flashed back to Rocco saying she was the only one he could talk to who understood, and said Lucas was right. She had to stay. She was needed there.

Dante said, keeping a secret was terrible burden and he was sorry Rocco had to do that. He knew for a fact that not being able to say anything made him feel like he’d done something worse, but what Rocco did that night saved lives. Jason and Britt would be dead if hadn’t done what he did. Shooting someone, even when you felt you had to, left you with a terrible feeling. Rocco said it was different for Dante because he was a cop, but Dante said he knew what Rocco was feeling. If he wanted to talk, he was there for Rocco anytime.

Turner said she could see why Cullum wanted to meet informally. The PCPD was in charge of the evidence, not the DA’s office. She hoped he had the proper paperwork, including a court order. Cullum asked why she was impeding the investigation, and she said she wasn’t, until the WSB superseded the PCPD’s authority and unilaterally decided Jason was guilty. He said it was the WSB’s prerogative, and she said she was aware, but that didn’t make it right. Perhaps it was time for a big public fight about how the WSB violated US law. It could be the high profile case she’d been dreaming of. (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

Nina followed Carly and said she’d remembered what Valentin and Brennan were arguing about – Josslyn. Valentin seemed to think Brennan knew where to find Josslyn. Why would he care about that and why would Brennan know about it? Carly said she had no idea, and Nina said, perhaps Cullum did. He was there asking questions about Brennan. Maybe she should make sure he knew what happened between Valentin and Brennan.

Trina said she and Gio had already rehearsed a couple of songs, and Brook said, lay it on her (because everyone in Port Charles loves a 60s phrase). Gio began to play.  

Britt said who would believe Lucas, of all people, begging her not to leave town, and he said he wasn’t begging. He was making a point forcefully, but the irony wasn’t lost on him. She said they were drowning their sorrows, and he said they were stuck in this mess until they got out. They’d keep doing what they were doing and nobody would suspect. She said she should get back to the lab (it’s always good to work on a dangerous prototype while drunk), and he said he should get back to Windymere and look for evidence against Sidwell (another great choice!). Britt said, one more? and he said it was as if she was in his head… and he didn’t like it. They clinked glasses. (What I’m liking is this pairing. Who’d have thought?)

Boyle told Laura, very few could get Tracy Quartermaine to withdraw an injunction. They dodged a bullet. Laura said, for now. A lot of what Tracy said got to her. She would never have backed Sidwell if he wasn’t blackmailing her. Boyle asked if she was lying when she told Tracy that she wanted to get rid of Sidwell, and she said, God no. All that mattered was that they all wanted him to leave Port Charles and she was working toward making that happen. But Tracy was right. She couldn’t placate him indefinitely. They had to go on the offensive. Find out what he cared about and push him somehow and get him to make a mistake.

Carly told Nina to forget she mentioned Valentin. She didn’t think Nina wanted people wondering if Willow was harboring and conspiring with a fugitive. Nina said that was so kind of her, and Carly said she thought they should both stay out of WSB business. She’d met Cullum and he gave her the creeps. He was cold, ruthless, and frightening. She was going to steer clear of him, and Nina should do the same. She said she hoped Jack made a speedy recovery for all concerned, and left.

Turner told Cullum that she’d be happy to make their judicial fight public. Shine the light on the WSB’s extrajudicial operations. Cullum said he’d consult with their attorney and get back to her. He was surprised the court of public opinion didn’t have her under scrutiny for associating with criminals. He left, and Sonny said the way Turner handled him was a thing of beauty. He wished he could show her how much he’d enjoyed watching her put that bastard in his place. She said there was someplace they could meet that wasn’t so public, and he said, send him a text when she was free, and he left.

Rocco told Dante that he couldn’t come forward. If the truth was found out, it would be known that Dante covered for him. Dante said the truth wasn’t going to be found out. He’d handle it. He hugged Rocco, when his phone rang. Rocco stepped away, and Turner asked Dante if it was a bad time. Dante said he was in the middle of something, but she said it couldn’t wait. Cullum was looking for the evidence from his shooting. She stonewalled him, but he wasn’t going to give up. They had to make sure the WSB didn’t get their hands on it.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

In the solarium, Chase tells Brook that Alexis has a meeting, but can stop by on her way home, and Brook says, he doesn’t think that two meetings in one day is too much, does he? He says, not at all. It shows they’re serious about adopting Phoebe before the window closes and she becomes a ward of the state.

Alexis sees Ric at the MetroCourt alongside a bottle of champagne, and she says, he does remember that she doesn’t drink. He says, oh please. That champagne isn’t for her, and she says, oh, shoot. She thought for a second he was trying to woo her back. He says, fat chance, and she says, that hurt. It’s okay though. She’ll soldier on. He says he figured, and she says she takes it that Elizabeth is the lucky victim. He says, she’s meeting him here, but she’s just a little delayed, so please, have a seat. Alexis makes a face and he says, come on. She knows their time together wasn’t all bad. One good thing came out of it. That’s the reason why he called her here. She sits down.

In his office, Dante calls Daniels and says he needs every digital report from the entire case file on his desk ASAP… Thanks. There’s a knock at the door, and Elizabeth comes in. He says she looks really nice, and she thanks him. She says she has a date with Ric, but she wanted to come by and see how he was doing first. Did he talk to Rocco? He says, yeah, he did. It didn’t go very well. He doesn’t know that he’s ever been this scared for his son.

At the MetroCourt Gardens, Portia said, this is such a beautiful night, and Isaiah says, made all the more beautiful by his company. She says she’s so glad they’re doing this, because when the baby comes, romantic evenings alone are going to be rare, and he says, all the more reason to savor every second of their evening. And just imagine, as happy as they are right now, this baby is going to make their lives even better.

Curtis tells Jordan that he’s headed out. How does he look? She says, he looks great. Who’s his dinner with again? He says, it’s their marketing team in Tokyo. Apparently, the competition, their market shares have been slightly falling, so he wants Aurora to step in and fill the gaps where they’re weak. She says, sounds… uh… exciting. Good luck. He says he can push it to tomorrow, but she says, don’t you dare.

Carly comes in and Valentin startles her. She says, oh God, and he asks if she saw Jack. She says, yeah, she saw him, and he says, okay. Then he didn’t die. She says, no, he didn’t die. He’s alive and he had a stroke. He says, that’s unfortunate. He’s glad Nina stabbed Jack with that syringe and not him. What was in that thing? She says she doesn’t know, but the fact is, he can’t speak. And if he can’t speak, he can’t tell them where he sent Josslyn. So they’re going to have to come up with another way to find her daughter.

Carrying a plastic bag of stuff, Nathan goes into the room where Josslyn is being kept. She asks, what is this? pointing to the bag, and he says, things he thought she could use. Aspirin, ice pack, some snacks. She says, if he wants to help her, bring her something that stimulates her mind. Like a chess set or a deck of cards, a book, a puzzle, anything. He says he’s not taking requests and this isn’t a hotel. Just a few things he thought might make her more comfortable. She says, oh, comfortable. He’s holding her hostage. She’s a prisoner here. He says, yeah. And she’s welcome.

Jordan says, this is her process and she needs to find her way through it herself, and Curtis says he doesn’t want to take that from her. Please know that. She says she does, and there are a lot of things she needs from him right now. His love, his support, his arms around her in bed every night. And when she needs those things, she’ll tell him. But what she doesn’t need, or want, is for him to stop living his life because of her. He says he hears her. And more than anything, having closure will speed up the healing process, and making sure the person who did this pays for his crimes. And they both know that’s Isaiah. She says, and they both know from their years in the field that sometimes the evidence just isn’t there. Sometimes people just get away with it. He says, well, not this time. He’ll make sure of it.

Portia says, the baby is already making things better. She told Isaiah that Trina came by the cabin to help her plan the baby shower. It was so lovely. It was just like old times. Not too recently, she couldn’t have imagined that happening. The baby is bringing them together. He says, it does seem very different since this baby’s come along. He just hopes his or her magic can work on Curtis too. The man is convinced he’s responsible for their accident, but he’s not. She says she knows. Curtis is upset right now. He needs someone to blame. He’ll see the truth eventually. He says, for everyone’s sake, he hopes so. Because he has no issues with the guy. If it wasn’t for his suspicions, they’d be getting along just fine.

Carly tells Valentin that Nina seemed really tense and jumpy when she saw her at the hospital. She kept what she knew about Jack and the syringe to herself, but she did hint to it. He asks, why? and she says, because she wanted to rattle Nina. She enjoys seeing her squirm. Look, she just brought up the fact that it was a very strange coincidence that both Jack and Drew had strokes in the same house. He asks what Nina said, and Carly says, she got really defensive. Nina snapped back at her. She said that he and Jack were talking about Josslyn when everything happened. Nina also told her that Cullum also showed up asking questions. That’s when she backed off. He says, good. They don’t need him learning anything about Josslyn, not from Nina or from anyone else. If he finds out Josslyn is WSB… The doorbell rings, and Valentin dashes behind a door. Carly looks out and says, oh my God, it’s Cullum.

Elizabeth asks if Rocco is in any danger, and Dante says, well, physically, no, because Jason took the fall for the shooting, but emotionally he’s a mess. She says, he’s a good soul. She’s sure he’s really hurting. He says, yes. It’s hard to see him like that. He told Rocco that he knew what happened because he wanted Rocco to know that he loved him and not to worry because he was going to protect him. She asks if it helped, but he says he doesn’t know. Honestly, Rocco seemed concerned with hearing him and Lulu fight, and he brought up Britt a lot, so he doesn’t know what Rocco heard. It just kind of seemed like he was pulling away. They butted heads a lot in the last few months. His reaction to Rocco’s alcohol poisoning ,and then breaking into that professor’s lab, and then anything to do with Gio. She says, you guys have really been through it, and he says he did some real damage there. His son doesn’t think he can help. He’s got the help of Nathan.

Josslyn asks if Nathan is crazy. He expects her to be grateful to him for locking her up in here? He says, considering what his associates would have done, yeah, and she says, forgive her if she doesn’t believe he’s just some nice guy caught in a bad situation, trying to do the right thing. Look at this room. It is clearly made to hold someone hostage. He says he didn’t have anything to do with the creation of this room. Besides, it’s his father who’s known for elaborate plots and kidnapping people, not him. She says, give her a break. He comes to Port Charles and successfully passes himself off as Nathan. That’s a pretty elaborate plot.

Carly tells Valentin, go to the attic, and he tells her, be careful, and runs upstairs. She opens the door and says, Director Cullum. She doesn’t know why he’s here, but she has no desire to talk to him. He says, not even if it could benefit her friend Jason Morgan?

Dante tells Elizabeth that he knows he should be putting all his energy into helping Rocco and not being angry at Lulu and Nathan for keeping this from him, but he can’t seem to let that go. She says, well, that’s a hard one to get over. And keeping him in the dark, that’s only going to put more distance between him and Rocco. He says he doesn’t want to make this about him. How does he get through to Rocco? She says she wishes she could give him the perfect answer that would just fix everything, but as a mom of three boys, she knows better. There’s not going to be just one conversation that will solve everything. Also, trying to convince Rocco that Britt is a terrible person is not his priority. Letting Rocco know that he’s a safe place for him is. He says he’s not sure how to do that. He’s lost right now. His whole life has been changed from the actions of a few seconds. And when he looks at Rocco, he feels like Rocco’s lost his innocence. Like he’s on this other path. He feels like the little kid, his sweet, goofy little kid that he knew, is gone now. She says, well, maybe Rocco has changed from what happened, but trauma doesn’t have to destroy a person’s spirit or their life. It didn’t destroy hers.

Alexis says, Ric could have just told her that he wanted her help planning Molly’s book release party rather than summoning her here under mysterious circumstances. Ric says, yeah, he knows, but it’s so much more fun to keep her on edge, and she says, yeah. It’s a real mirthfest. So Sonny is Molly’s uncle. He’s also a big fan of her writing, so very good chance he’s going to be at the party. She needs to know right now if Ric is going to have an issue with that. He says he takes it his brother’s been talking to her, and she tells him, he may have said a little something about Ric lying to him. He says, and he’s sure she did everything to deepen Sonny’s suspicion of him, and she says she just told him what she thought. He says, which is? and she says, which is that he’s worked way too hard to get Sonny’s trust for it to be an act and that he isn’t going to just turn around and blow it all. It really is fun to keep someone on edge.

Brook tells Chase that Phoebe is already so important to them. She’s worried that if they can’t adopt her now and she becomes a ward of the state, it’ll just get more complicated with red tape, not to mention the long line of prospective parents in front of them who also want to adopt her. Chase says, okay. So first they have to rule out Phoebe having any other relatives out there. And he’s starting to think if there were, they would have been found already. And then they just have to focus their attention on being the best possible candidates for the job. She says, they do have a lot going for them. A stable home and financial situation. He says, plus, they have Willow’s support and they’ve got nothing to hide. She says, but what if they run out of time? and he says, that’s why they’re not waiting. They’re going to start their search into Delilah’s past tonight.

Isaiah says he’s sorry he couldn’t take any time away from GH for a babymoon, but Derek’s surgery is coming up… Portia says, stop. Tonight’s perfect. Did he really think she wouldn’t understand? He says he knew she would appreciate better than anyone what it’s like to be invested in a patient, but this surgery’s different. It’s special somehow. Derek’s a sweet, nice kid with the kindest heart and life dealt him a bad hand. Derek reminds him a lot of the kids he saw during his service work in Africa. She says she can see that, and he says, but this surgery is extremely complicated. But everything he’s learned throughout the years, the skills he’s acquired and practiced, the techniques he’s built, they’ve all prepared him for this. In a way, it feels like Derek’s surgery is like the culmination of his entire career. She says, he’s going to change this young man’s life, and he takes her hand. He thanks her for saying that and promises he’ll make it up to her. She says he has nothing to make up for. He’s taken such good care of her throughout her entire pregnancy. He stood by her through everything with Curtis and her family. And he didn’t walk away when he certainly had every option. For all those reasons and probably a lot more, they’re all why she loves him. He says he loves her too, and they kiss.

On the phone, Curtis says, okay, that’s unacceptable. there’s got to be dozens, if not hundreds, of places he could have gone. Look, he’s going to need them to call each and every one of those places and get back to him when they find something… Okay, thank you. Jordan asks, what’s going on? and he says he’s having his assistant making calls to see if a car like Isaiah’s had work done recently. She says, sounds like none did, and he says, not yet. The police have come up empty as well, but he knows Isaiah did it. He’s too smart. He’s too arrogant. He’s too damn sure that he got away clean. She says, Curtis… and he says he wants Isaiah indicted before his child is born, okay? He doesn’t want him anywhere in his child’s life or Trina’s. Whatever it takes, he’s going to prove Isaiah did it or get him to admit he did. She says, what if he can’t? and he says, then he’ll just have to find another form of justice. It may not come through the system, but it’ll come.

Dante tells Elizabeth that he’s sorry. He wasn’t thinking. He didn’t mean to bring up painful memories for her. She says, no, not at all. She’s used her trauma throughout her career to help her patients and this is no different. He says, still, it can’t be easy to talk about, but she says, it’s fine. She and Rocco were almost the same age. Trauma in a young person can rewire the brain. It alters the way you see the world at the exact same time that you’re trying to figure out how you fit into it. And just like Rocco, it made her withdraw, and she completely closed off. He asks if she’d mind him asking what brought her back, and she says, some people who showed up for her despite her wanting to self-isolate. Lucky and Bobbie and her gram and Gail. They just made her feel really safe and they taught her how to trust again. And they told her that one day she would see the good in the world again. He says he’s glad she had that happen for her. He hopes that happens for Rocco. She says, it will. Because just like she did, he has a great support system. There is one big difference between them though. He says, what’s that? and she says her parents weren’t there for her. Rocco’s are. He and Lulu show up for him every single day in many ways. And regardless of how Dante is feeling right now, under the circumstances, he’s doing an amazing job.

Nathan comes back and says, you know the drill, and Josslyn backs up. He says he got her something, and holds up a deck of cards. She says, cards? and he says, per her request. She asks if he’s ever played gin rummy, and he says, yeah, but he’s surprised she has. She says her dad taught her, and he says, all right then. He pulls up a chair and tells her, what she said earlier about him being like his father, it’s not true. She says, no? and he says, no. While he did set out to fool everyone and he has, the person he ended up deceiving the most was himself. She says, how so? and he says, when he took over Nathan’s life, he got to know all the people he was closest to, really know them. James and their mother, Nina, Dante. And there are times he forgets that he’s playing a part, and he starts to think that maybe he’s the one that they really care about. (Aww. This makes me want to cry. I’ve always loved a good antihero.)

Carly says she’s listening, and Cullum says, allow him to be candid. He knows Jason Morgan didn’t shoot him. Valentin listens in, and Carly says, if he knows that Jason didn’t shoot him, then why the hell is he sitting in prison? Cullum walks in and says, that’s a fair question. And the answer is, Morgan as much as confessed, and he didn’t contradict Britt Westbourne’s account of that night. But he knows it couldn’t have been him. She says, how’s that? and he says, because he and Jason were facing each other when he was shot from behind. She says, great. Then Jason’s innocent. He can let him go. Cullum says he’s afraid he can’t do that. Morgan’s done nothing to exonerate himself. He won’t answer even a single question. And that’s what brings him here today. She says she didn’t shoot him, if that’s what he’s implying, and he says, the WSB has an extensive file on Jason Morgan. They know how close the two of them are. He’s only here for some insight. She says she doesn’t know anything. She didn’t get a chance to talk to Jason before the WSB took him away. He says he can only assume that Jason assumed responsibility because Jason knows who shot him, and he didn’t want that person to have to suffer the consequences. She must have an idea of who Morgan would be willing to go to prison to protect. He looks at the family photos on the bookcase, and she says, no one wants Jason out of prison and home more than she does. She has no idea who shot him or why Jason is covering for them, but if she can think of anything, she’ll let him know. He says he’d appreciate that, and she says she’ll walk him out. At the door, he thanks her for her time, and she says, yeah, closing the door quickly. She sees Valentin has a gun in his hand, and she says, his gun? He says, it pays to be prepared, and she asks if he would have killed Cullum. He says, if Cullum tried to hurt her.

Josslyn and Nathan play gin rummy, and Josslyn says, the list of people he’s become attached to, it didn’t include Lulu? He says, nothing’s changed on his end, but she ended things, so he guesses it doesn’t really matter anymore, does it? She says, he honestly thinks he has real feelings for her? and he says, oh, he knows he does. But being with Lulu was just another one of the perks of Nathan’s life, if you can call it that. She says, and he needed to be Nathan and have his life to fall in love? He says he’s never had anybody look at him the way people look at Nathan. People adored him. He came into this thinking Nathan’s life was just going to be a means to an end, but every day he sees how much people loved him. Nathan was his brother, but through this he’s gotten to know him in a way that he never would have otherwise. He didn’t expect that. He’s grateful for it. She says she didn’t know Nathan well, but based on everything she’s heard about him, he was special. But if he feels the way he does and he feels guilty for everything he’s doing and feels like he’s returning all this love that’s being given him, isn’t it possible that he could be special too? He says, how special could he be? He still works for his father’s partners. She says, yeah. Why is that? He says, because it’s the only way to keep his sister alive.

Daniels says, this is everything they have on the pier shooting, and Dante thanks him, taking the evidence. Daniels leaves, and Dante says, destroying evidence. That’s something he never thought he would do. Something he accused Chase of doing during Willow’s trial. Elizabeth says, sometimes you have to break the rules to protect someone you love. Rocco was trying to save a life and now he needs them to save his. And that’s why she made sure there was no record of his hospital visit, and that’s why she gave him Cullum’s blood sample. He thanks her and says he knows, without her, he’d be clueless and running around in the dark, but she says, no. He would have figured it out. She was just doing what she thought was right. Rocco’s going to be okay. And even if he doesn’t appreciate it right now, one day he will. Dante needs to believe that. And if he forgets, she’ll be here to remind him. He thanks her again for everything and says, she’s got a date she’s got to get to, so have fun. She thanks him and leaves.

Isaiah tells Portia that he can’t believe he almost didn’t order dessert. This is amazing. He feeds Portia a forkful, and she says he can thank the pregnant lady, who ordered two – cheesecake and chocolate cake. As a matter of fact, she’ll do another bite… Oh wait. That was a giant kick. She puts his hand on her bump and they laugh. He says, how amazing is that? Wow. She says, it’s truly magical, when Curtis walks in. He says, take your hands off of my child, and storms over to the table. Portia says, Curtis, don’t do this, but Curtis says, no. He’s protecting what’s his. Isaiah says, from him? He’s done nothing wrong. Curtis says, really? All he’s got to do is prove it then. Give ADA Turner his alibi for the time of the accident. Isaiah says he was at a house call with a private patient. He’s not going to violate their privacy. Curtis says, okay. Then let Turner or the police get a paint sample from his car. If he really has nothing to hide, why wouldn’t he be as open as possible? Isaiah says, handing over his car for a paint sample isn’t going to help the situation, and Curtis says, why wouldn’t it? Isaiah says he had work done recently, and Curtis asks, what was wrong with it? Isaiah says he had an accident.

Curtis says, Isaiah left him and Jordan on the side of the road for dead, and Isaiah says, does Curtis really think that little of him? Curtis says, yes, and Isaiah says, that he would do something like that, then lie about it? Why would he do that? Curtis says, the answer is sitting right next to him.

Jordan’s doorbell rings and she opens the door to Turner. Turner says she’s sorry to drop by unannounced, but she brought Jordan something. Jordan says, a yoga mat, and Turner says, mm-hmm. Jordan says, Turner knows she has one, right? and Turner says she does, but she thought a brand new one might lure her back to class. It’s so boring without her. Who is she supposed to roll her eyes at when the instructor makes everyone go, mmmm? It’s so dumb. Jordan says, as if out-of-key humming was going to align anything, right? And she misses her normal routine, but she just can’t seem to walk out that door. Turner says, that makes sense. She’s been through a lot. What would it take to get her back in that room though? Jordan says she’s not sure. She just knows she’s not ready yet. Turner says, that’s fine. Just know that when Jordan is ready, she’ll be here.

Elizabeth meets Ric and says she’s not late, is she? He says, oh, no, no, no, no. Please don’t worry. It’s worth the wait. She looks absolutely stunning. He pulls out her chair, and she thanks him. She says, he cleans up pretty well himself, and he thanks her. She says she would have been here sooner, but she stopped to check on a friend, and he asks if everything is all right. She says she thinks it will be, and he says, oh, good. He took the liberty of ordering some champagne. She says she sees that. It’s very fancy. He says, yes, and he got her something. He gives her a box, and she says, what did he do? He says, open it, and she does. She sees the art piece he got for her.

Josslyn says, so when the project is finished and Britt’s cold fusion prototype is a success, Nathan thinks Sidwell and Cullum are just going to thank them for their services and let them go? He and Britt are dead. He says, well, thank you for stating the obvious, and she tells him that she’s just saying, if he thought that far ahead, what is he going to do? He says if she thinks he wanted any of this, he didn’t. He inherited this because he’s his father’s son. So yeah, when the prototype is online, then he and Britt are going to have to disappear. They don’t have any other options. She says, yeah, and all of the people that he’s bonded with? All of the people he claims to love, they’re going to have to lose Nathan all over again. Does he have any idea how much that will hurt them? James most of all. He says, she thinks he doesn’t know that? That it doesn’t keep him up at night? That kid didn’t even know his father until he showed up. How can he disappear on him? Or worse, say he finds out the truth, that his father’s been dead this whole time and the guy that he’s been calling dad turns out to be his uncle who’s been lying to him the entire time. Either way, it’s going to break James’s heart, and he can’t bear the thought of that. She says, he’s in a really bad spot, but he has options, and he says, like what? She says, like let her out of here. She will walk him into Brennan’s office herself. They can tell him everything. They can expose Sidwell and Cullum, and they can cut him a deal. She has her issues with Brennan, but on this she trusts him. He says, that’s not an option for either of them.

Carly says she’s guessing Valentin heard all that, and he asks, who is Jason covering for? but she says, it doesn’t matter. If Jason wants to the world to believe he shot Cullum, that’s exactly what she’s going to make the world believe. He says, Cullum came here because he’s following up after the shooting. He’s cleaning up loose ends. That’s what he does. He’s smart. He’s surprised Cullum hasn’t made the connection between Josslyn and the WSB. Listen, news flash. He doesn’t like Jack Brennan. He knows she wants her daughter back, but he thinks she might be safer where Jack has stashed her.

Alexis arrives at the Quartermaines’ and says she assumes the urgency is because Chase and Brook thought of something from their past that might affect the adoption, but Chase says, no. Nothing like that. They asked her here today because they’re going to do what she suggested and have the P.I. try to find Phoebe’s family. The PCPD and the NYPD both did thorough searches, and this is all they came up with. He gives her some paperwork and says, that’s a copy of the list of 12 art galleries that were found in Delilah’s luggage, plus a photo of the tattoo on her wrist. Alexis says, got it, and Brook says, they know it’s not a lot to go on, but does she think it’s enough for her P.I. to help find Delilah’s family? Alexis says she doesn’t know, but it’s a start. She’s also not surprised there isn’t a lot to go on because the art world can be somewhat secretive and insular. They don’t aspire to being transparent. That being said, she thinks she may know of someone to call about this.

Elizabeth asks how Ric even found something so rare. This is worth a small fortune. He says he knows people, and she says she can’t stop staring at it. It’s beyond generous. She doesn’t know how to thank him. He says, the look on her face is enough for him. He’s just so grateful that he has another chance with her. He just wants to prove it to her every day. She gets up and they hug. She thanks him, and they kiss.

Cullum walks into Dante’s office, and Dante says, Director Cullum, come on in. Cullum says he needs Dante to give him every piece of evidence the PCPD has collected on the night he was shot, and Dante says he’s sorry, but they don’t have that. Cullum says he was told the forensics team was on the pier that night. He knows there was physical evidence and that it was collected. Dante says, it was, but it’s not here right now. It’s probably just misfiled somewhere. Cullum says he sees ADA Turner has tipped Dante off, but Dante says he can assure Cullum that’s not the case. They have the evidence. It’s just been filed in the warehouse and the warehouse is a mess right now. It looks like Raiders of the Lost Ark down there. They’ll find it. It’s just going to take some time. Cullum asks if Dante expects him to believe that, and Dante says he doesn’t care what Cullum believes. The truth is, there’s no evidence here.

Carly says, Valentin can’t believe that, but he says, it’s safer for Josslyn to be gone right now. Cullum has had encounters with her. She asks if he’s saying she’s just supposed to accept that her daughter’s out there somewhere, and he says, she has to accept that Josslyn is safer wherever Jack has reassigned her. She says, they don’t even know if that’s what happened, and he says, it’s the most likely scenario. Look, if she wants to help her daughter, she needs to help her stay gone. And that means coming up with a likely story why she’s missing.

Josslyn says, Brennan’s in a coma? Is he going to be okay? Nathan says, he’s in the hospital right now. That’s all he knows. She says, okay, then we go to Dante, but he says, no. She says, Dante loves him. He views him as a partner and a friend. That’s real. He said that himself. Nathan tells her, what he said… She says, it’s the truth. He knows it. So let’s work together. Let’s bring down Cullum. Let’s expose Sidwell. If they do that, maybe he doesn’t have to disappear. Maybe he can keep all of the things about Nathan’s life that he’s fallen in love with. All of the people that love Nathan – Obrecht, Nina, James, Dante. If he plays this right, then when the dust settles, they will see him. They won’t see Nathan. For the first time, they’ll see him.

Jordan says, Turner could have filled her in on Isaiah, and Turner says, there isn’t sufficient evidence for a warrant. No case to be made at the moment. She’s so sorry. Jordan has no idea how she wishes things were different. Jordan says, well, she was a cop. If there’s no case, there’s no case. She can accept that, but Curtis, she’s not so sure he can. Turner asks what that means, and Jordan says, Curtis isn’t letting this go. He is determined to get justice for her and she’s afraid of what he might do to get it.

Curtis says, yeah, he knew it was Isaiah. He knew Isaiah was the driver of the other car. He asks how Portia could be with somebody who could do this to him and Jordan, and she says she wouldn’t. He’s hurting right now, and what happened to him was terrible, but Isaiah didn’t do it. And they don’t have to sit here and listen to him attack Isaiah like that either. She and Isaiah start to leave, and Curtis says, oh, right. He supposes Isaiah is going to take the coward route again and leave like he did that night. Isaiah yells, back off! and Curtis says he’ll back off when Isaiah takes accountability for what he did to Jordan. Isaiah says, don’t push him. He’s sick of this. They both know what this is really about. Curtis doesn’t want him in this child’s life, so he keeps throwing around this baseless accusation, hoping that it will break them up. But he’s not going anywhere. He’s going to be a better father to this child than Curtis could ever be. He and Curtis begin to tussle.

On Monday, Laura tells Dante and Mac that she’s afraid Anna is in greater trouble than they thought; Emma tells Felicia that she thinks something is really wrong with her; Ava asks, since when Nina is so close with Brennan; and Nathan tells Josslyn that he’s not going anywhere, but Josslyn says, we’ll see.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Loving these two together!

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-kelly-thiebaud-talks-britt-and-lucas-real-life-friendship-with-van-hansis

A new detective is coming to town.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-jonathan-bennett-talks-daytime-return-ahead-of-may-18-debut-as-joe-fitzpatrick

I got the vibe he was protecting Delilah for some other reason, but you never know. The art thing sounds like they might have been doing cons together.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-is-ethan-lovett-phoebes-father-nathan-dean-teases-whats-ahead

Might as well be. Clearly, she and Nathan aren’t going to work out.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-alexa-havins-says-dante-and-lulu-are-endgame

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

After the shrimp debacle, Daisy said Ellie was gaslighting left, right, and f***ing center, and Ellie tattled to Ben who was skeptical about her version. João said he didn’t go to galley anymore because of Ellie, and Ben told Daisy that Ellie said she’d attacked her, but they were good. Captain Jason told Daisy that a new stew was coming who knew stuff. She was also a ride or die of Ellie’s and had clashed with her last chief stew and had quit Below Deck (OG). Barbie came on board, and Daisy texted Fraser, who said he didn’t like her – she was stubborn – but she was a hard worker. They showed a clip from her stint on Below Deck, but for the life of me, I can’t remember her. The guests went on a fishing expedition and caught a tuna for dinner. The dinner theme was Around the World, and the décor was very pretty, lots of blues and greens, and of course, flags and maps. I decided one of the most annoying things about Ellie is how she overcompensates, she’s a little too cheerful and peppy, and it’s not believable. In Barbie’s interview, she said she’d respect Jenna as a superior, but make out with Eddy to piss her off. The tip was $22K or $1692 each, and no one got the helmet. Ben friend zoned Jenna, but it wasn’t clear where Daisy and João were. Betul was thrilled about getting to dock the boat.

Real Housewives Of Rhode Island

Still at the castle or mansion or whatever, a water slide was brought out and a boat ride was arranged. The chauffeur told Alecia and Jo-Ellen that he’d spent his college years living on the third floor of the castle, where a nun had allegedly hung herself. He claimed they’d heard footsteps, and the women said, same. Alrighty then. We found out that Jo-Ellen’s mom had sent her to pseudo boarding schools the second she’d matured (i.e. got boobies). The places she got placed in sounded horrific and explained a lot about her personality. She said she’d almost become a ward of the state, but her mom brought her back home. Wanting to find proof of Ryan cheating for Rulla, Jo-Ellen spoke to a friend who was also friends with Ryan’s mistress. She sent Jo-Ellen a video and the women, minus Rulla, watched it. Liz thought it was crucial that Rulla know, and it looked like Alecia was going to be recruited for the task.

Summer House

Kyle went ballistic, yelling, throwing things, and f*** you-ing. He and Carl came close to getting in a fistfight, which I would pay to see, but the other dudes stepped in before it happened. Carl said Kyle didn’t even have his own music yet, but he wanted to bank on a DJ career. Yeah, he’s no Paris Hilton or even Meredith Marks (how that happened, I’ll never know). The best Kyle could come up with was that everyone could s*ck his f***ing d*ck, and his tantrum culminated in him crying and apologizing to Carl. Amanda got a half-hearted sorry for him swearing at her, which he then immediately justified. Lindsay tried to talk to Kyle, and in Bailey’s interview, she said she was still interested in Carl.

The Valley

Kristen continued to be uncomfortable and Luke continued to be an a-hole. In Kristen’s interview, she said postpartum was worse than pregnancy and Luke would never understand. (Truth!) Jesse wanted Janet and Jason to talk with him and Lacy, and Lacy whined that Janet had told the world she’d threatened to sue her. Janet said Lacy had sent Michelle a legal letter and had implied others would be getting them, and Lacy said Michelle was still making excuses and not apologizing. Here’s a thought. Don’t send legal letters and no one will tell the world about it, as is their right. Michelle finally apologized, but when Jesse wasn’t happy with it, she walked out. We also found out that Lacy had auditioned for Housewives multiple times < snort>. Zack talked to Luke about being supportive, and Luke and Kristen talked it out. The group went to a safari park where they checked out the animals and did some zip lining. Lacy and Michelle also talked it out and Michelle explained, per the rules of their co-parenting, she and Jesse weren’t supposed to introduce their child to new people. While Nia was dolling up Danny to be in a drag pageant, Lala didn’t like the way he was talking to her and there was a big blow-up.  

This body shaming really needs to stop. It’s disgusting, immature, and has no place in today’s world. We have enough to worry about.

Southern Hospitality

It was the last dinner of the trip to Punta Cana, and Emmy apologized ad nauseum to Brad who still wasn’t satisfied. She ended up having an anxiety attack, crying/laughing at the table after Michols added his opinion. In the middle of everything, Maddi insisted that Joe chase down an errant cat who was not having it today. Afterwards, Maddi was living the dream, as she killed her gig and was officially an international DJ. Back home, she and Joe went to see Ally (nee from Vanderpump Rules) in a show and found Grace was also there reading cards. Maddi and Grace had a sit-down, where Grace claimed she was sober, but Maddi wasn’t buying it.

Random Reality Items

I don’t see it, but stranger things have happened in reality.

I’m here for House of Stassi.

This sounds crazy, but that’s royal rules for you.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Stopmotion. Hulu.  – This is a dark, little artsy film about an artist named Ella, who is following in her mother’s footsteps by creating Ray Harryhausen type stop-motion animation. She becomes so involved with her art, the lines begin to blur as to what is real. While there are some jump scares and some gruesome moments, it’s more depressing than horrific. Not necessarily a waste of time, especially if you love the offbeat and imaginative.  

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/stopmotion-movie-review-2024

Lord of the Flies. Netflix. – A four-part British series, this was someone’s idea of artistic vision, but not mine. The ambiance was spot-on, the soundtrack indicative of the late 50s/early 60s, and I often felt like I was watching an old movie. The idea for each part to come from a different character’s perspective was a good one, not so much the fantasy sequences that felt like incongruous filler. If Ken Russell was alive, I would have sworn he was involved. Seriously, an hour could have been cut out of this and it would have been just fine. There were times I felt like I was watching a Chekov play. The casting was excellent, the scenery beautiful, and the addition of flashbacks to the boys’ homelives was smart, but my God, it was so long. When they stuck to plan, it worked for the most part, although I wasn’t thrilled with some major changes, like Piggy’s death and, of all things, the ending. I wasn’t sorry I watched it, but I’d expected more. Or maybe just less.

https://www.goldderby.com/tv/2026/lord-of-the-flies-netflix-jack-thorne-reviews

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-reviews/lord-of-the-flies-review-netflix-jack-thorne-1236582276

I highly recommend the book. Even if you read it in school, read it again.

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20260507-1950s-novel-lord-of-the-flies-is-the-ultimate-study-of-hate-and-division-it-has-never-been-more-relevant

Just for fun.

If Wishes Could Kill. Netflix. An 8-part series about a group of friends who discover an app that will grant your fondest wish. The downside is, you’ll die afterward. When they realize there’s no escaping their fate, they try to find out what’s behind such hideous deception. I’m only halfway through, but so far, so good. I love K-horror and this did not disappoint.

https://www.hellomagazine.com/film/901635/if-wishes-could-kill-netflix-next-must-watch

https://screenrant.com/netflix-alice-in-borderland-wishes-could-kill-followup

Send Help. Hulu, Disney+. Linda Liddle is an overlooked office worker whose big dream is to land a spot on Survivor. Promised a promotion to VP, when the big boss dies and his son Bradley takes over, he finds Linda annoying (she is) and passes her over. But when the plane they’re on to Thailand crashes, she becomes the boss, being a survival expert. At first, they try to work together, but it soon becomes a contest to see who can outwit, outlast, and outplay. A somewhat gory film, but with a great sense of fun, an excellent cast, and a terrific story with lots of twists. I really enjoyed this one and especially loved the ending.

https://movieweb.com/sam-raimi-send-help-streaming-hulu

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

Borrow much from Port Charles?

https://ew.com/the-vampire-lestat-cover-story-sam-reid-jacob-anderson-exclusive-11971545

She has more to say starting May 19th.

https://people.com/baylen-out-loud-season-3-trailer-exclusive-11949832

⛓️‍💥 Free At Last…

Upcoming Juneteenth celebrations. It will be here before you know it.

https://www.essence.com/awards-events/juneteenth-celebrations-2026-across-the-country

🐾 Liberation Situations…

🐕 They were lost, but then were found.

https://people.com/beloved-dog-reunited-with-family-2-years-after-going-missing-11973693

https://people.com/pup-reunited-with-dog-dad-15-months-after-l-a-wildfire-burned-down-their-home-11965325

https://people.com/missing-husky-reunited-with-owner-12-years-later-thanks-to-microchip-11970959

https://people.com/gps-collar-saves-dog-from-being-lost-forever-in-dense-forest-exclusive-11972830

🐶 A rescue using the jaws of life. This one is particularly personal to me, since my elderly, mostly blind dog got his little head stuck in this same kind of gate. Long story short, I can still feel the adrenaline rush as I became the jaws of life to pry him out of it before he ended up breaking his neck.

⛏ A caver’s skills come in handy.

https://people.com/caver-comes-to-the-rescue-of-dog-trapped-underground-11972725

🦦 🐱 And it wouldn’t be right not to acknowledge a couple of moms who helped out in a pinch.

https://people.com/orphaned-sea-otter-pup-bonds-surrogate-mom-aquarium-of-the-pacific-exclusive-11970892

https://people.com/mom-cat-with-extra-toes-adopts-6-orphaned-kittens-11970757

🦋 Quotes of the Week

A half-assed plan that you actually execute is better than a perfect plan that stays in your head. – Evan Carmichael

The way to get good ideas is to get lots of ideas, and throw the bad ones away. – Linus Pauling

Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up. – Jesse Jackson

For every reason it’s not possible, there are hundreds of people who have faced the same circumstances and succeeded. – Jack Canfield

Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless. – Jamie Paolinetti

Recognizing that you are not where you want to be is a starting point to begin changing your life. – Deborah Day

You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. – James Allen

I’ll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba! – Bernadette (Terence Stamp), Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

🌻 May Character Energy…

 Until next time, stay safe; stay stopping to smell the roses, or whatever your preferred smell is; and stay not letting trauma destroy your spirit or your life.

Video > Spring Can Really Hang You up the Most

May 8, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Valentin Confronts Jack, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Met Style, Light the Lights, Third Time Charm, Devils Redux, Pet (!) Moms Included, 7 Crisp Quotes & Told Me

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday: 

Carly asks what the hell jack is doing there, and he asks where is he.

Chase told Curtis that they’d find the other driver, and Curtis told him that he thought the paint from the guardrail would lead them to whoever it was. Trina told Curtis that Michael James Scott was there, and Curtis left. Brook looked sick.

Lucas nosed around Windymere, when Pascal saw him. Pascal wasw carrying a fireplace poker and made a veiled threat saying he shouldn’t be there.

Gio greeted Michael JS, and introduced him to Curtis and Trina. He told Michael JS that Trina was a great singer too, and Trina said she’d seen him in Atlanta.

Josslyn asked Nathan to let go of her arm, but he said he was afraid not and called her Agent Jax.

Jack stomped around making accusations, and Carly told him to get out. He asked if she thought she could humiliate him with no consequences and asked how long and who the hell was it. She said, turn around, and Valentin was there with a gun.

Jack said, of course (🍷). It made sense now. Valentin manipulated her. This was his revenge. She was his pawn. Valentin said he was wrong. Meet his attorney from Steinmauer. Carly had come to him,

Cody wanted to go on Molly’s book tour with her, and she asked if they were ready to take that risk.

Brook told Chase that she was lightheaded, and he thought she missed Phoebe, but she said she’d be okay. This was important to Gio. Gio brought Michael JS over and introduced them, telling Michael JS that Brook was his mother.

Lucas said he lived there, and Pascal accused him of snooping. Lucas said he was checking Pascal’s work, and Pascal said Marco should never have brought Lucas there. Lucas was responsible for Marco’s death and Marco had deserved better. Lucas should remove himself before someone else did. Lucas asked if that someone was him, when Ava and Sidwell walked in.

Josslyn said no one, including Nathan, knew what had happened to him, but he could get help. Nathan said this couldn’t be helped, and she told him to think about James. Don’t do anything that would make him lose James.

Kai met Trina at The Savoy and told her about Derek. She said Kai was a really great guy, and he asked if there was anything he could help her with, then kissed her.

Lucas told Sidwell that they were having a heated discussion about dusting, and Sidwell said he thought Pascal was thorough. He asked Pascal to get them some wine and invited Lucas to join them. Lucas said he’d love to, and Pascal left. Lucas said Pascal was grieving and taking it out on him.

Jack kept asking why Carly would help Valentin. He knew what they’d had was real. She agreed it was, and he said, then why? Valentin hated him. She asked why he thought she did it. What could he have done to make her turn to Valentin and make her want to destroy him?… Fine. She’d say it. He’d recruited her daughter, her child, into the WSB. He’d turned her kind, sweet, honest, beautiful girl into a lying, murdering spy, like him.

Nathan said he couldn’t let Josslyn go, and she fought with him. She ran to the kitchen and got a knife.

Carly said Jack had done what he could to tear down her defenses and she’d let him into her life and home. He’d claimed to love her and lured her daughter into the WSB. He’d seen Josslyn grieving and took the opportunity. Josslyn told him how she’d found out Cyrus was responsible for Dex’s death and he’d set her up to kill him.

Nathan told Josslyn to stop fighting, but she said, him first. He threw her over the couch and put her in a headlock until she passed out.

Cody said he wanted Molly to relax and have a good time, and she said she couldn’t help wondering how they’d travel together. They’d be together 24/7. What if they had opposing travel styles? He said he thought they’d manage, but she was concerned

Michael JS told Gio that if he wanted to play again in the orchestra, just call him. He went to get ready, and Gio told Emma that he was probably just being polite, but she said he knew how talented Gio was. It was a huge opportunity. He said he’d never considered it before.

Lucas told Sidwell about the tennis court memorial, and Sidwell thought it was ironic, since she was a Corinthos. Lucas said Kristina credited Marco for saving her life, and Ava said Marco was a hero. There was no better way to honor him than putting his name on a safe space where young people could meet and have fun together. Sidwell said he agreed and he’d pay for the tennis courts himself.

Jack said he hadn’t intended for Josslyn to kill Cyrus, but Carly said she didn’t give a damn. She didn’t care that Cyrus deserved to die. Josslyn didn’t deserve to be his killer. Jack put her in that situation and pulled her into the WSB. From the moment she found out, her goal had been to get Josslyn out of the WSB and away from Jack. Jack said Josslyn wanted to be a part of something bigger than herself, and Carly asked if Josslyn had said it or if he had said it to her… That’s what she’d thought. She might not get Josslyn out of the WSB, but Josslyn would never be the same regardless. Her future was gone because of Jack. All the good things he’d done didn’t matter. There were no amends he could make. He’d hurt her kid and there was no coming back from that.

Lucas said it was generous, but too generous, and Ava said, if Sidwell covered the cost, Kristina wouldn’t feel like she was honoring Marco. Perhaps an anonymous donation would be better. Sidwell said she was right, when Pascal’s phone rang and he left to take the call. It was Nathan who said he needed help with a situation.

Lucas said Kristina was determined to get things moving, when Pascal came back and nodded to Sidwell.

Jack said, he couldn’t do it over again, but he’d protected Josslyn, and Carly asked if that was supposed to make her feel better. He said his feelings for Carly had snuck up on him after Josslyn was recruited. Had she asked Josslyn how she felt? He bet Josslyn didn’t regret him recruiting her.

Molly told Cody that she was surprised how right it felt. There was something real happening. He said he looked forward to them traveling together. He couldn’t wait for her to take the book world by storm. She said she couldn’t wait to storm.

Brook told Chase that she felt better. Gio had introduced her as his mom and she was grateful to have him in her life. Chase said Gio was lucky to have her and so was Phoebe.

Sidwell suggested they all go to The Savoy.

Jack said Josslyn loved being an agent. It gave her a purpose and he’d protected her to his own detriment. Carly said, don’t turn it around. He just didn’t want her to blame him. Valentin said Jack only cared about how if affected him, and Carly said if Jack thought he was going to score points by protecting Josslyn from a world he’d pulled her into, he was crazy. Jack said Carly lied to him and slept with his enemy, and Valentin said he’d thought they were old friends. Jack had arranged for his transfer. Jack realized Carly had convinced him, and Carly said she’d been motivated. Jack said he hoped it was worth it. It was going to end in a way they never saw coming.

Jack said, if he turned Valentin in, he would escape again, but Carly didn’t have that luxury. The Bureau would pick her up and charge her with treason and harboring a fugitive. Valentin would grab Charlotte and vanish and leave her to face the consequences. He wouldn’t save her. Maybe she’d get lucky and they’d throw her in a pit with Jason. He started to walk out, but Valentin said it wouldn’t happen and Jack asked if Valentin was going to add murder to his charges. Valentin said Jack was going to help them or he’d give Jack up to Cullum. Cullum would need a fall guy to frame for his crimes and Jack was the perfect patsy.

Lucas, Sidwell, and Ava arrived at The Savoy, and Curtis introduced Michael James Scott. Everyone applauded and cheered, and Michael JS came out. He sang You’ve Got a Friend in Me from Aladdin. It was funny to see Sidwell bopping along, and afterward, everyone applauded wildly.

Kai said Michael JS singing spoke to his soul like when Trina sang, but she said there was no comparison. She suggested getting out of there, and he said, follow him.

Valentin said he’d contact Cullum and say Jack was onto him. Cullum would frame Jack and make sure he went to prison for the rest of his life. Maybe he’d be in a pit with Jason. Cullum outranked Jack and had resources to make him look guilty. Jack was just a lackey. Maybe he’d leave Jack alive, but it was easier to frame a dead man. Jack said he’d lied to Carly, but never lied about loving her. He’d wanted to spend his life with her. Whatever revenge she thought she’d gotten, she’d played into Valentin’s hands, and he wondered how long before Valentin betrayed her.

Sidwell left the table, and Ava told Lucas that she was glad they’d come. She asked how much of a problem Pascal was, and Lucas said Pascal basically threatened to stab him with a fire poke. He had strong feelings for Marco and was projecting his grief in ways that were more than inappropriate. Ava didn’t like it and said she might have to discuss it with Sidwell.

Gio said when he found the joy that Michael JS had, he’d be ready to play, and Emma said it sounded like the joy would find its way back to him. He said he wasn’t there yet, but she’d be the first to know, and he kissed her.

On the phone with Pascal, Sidwell asked if the situation had been handled.

Kai and Trina went into the apartment and started kissing. Trina called to Josslyn, and when there was no answer, Trina said she thought Josslyn had gone out. Kai wondered what they could do, and she said she had some ideas. As they headed for the bedroom, the camera focused on a candlestick.

Josslyn woke up in the same room Anna had been in (or a clone of it). She saw the two-way window and banged on it, calling for help.

Tuesday:

By the boathouse with Phoebe, a bare-chested Chase (per his contract, he has to be nearly nakey at least once a month) told her that she was going to be charged with spitting up on his shirt. But what jury could convict that cute, little face?

Brook found Tracy in the living room waiting for a guest, and told Tracy how anxious she was about the investigation. Tracy told her to rise above her guilt, and Brook asked what she should do if the police came to her.

Turner went to Laura’s office, and Laura asked where she was with the investigation into Jordan’s accident. Turner said they had a lead on the other driver and were seeking a warrant for a suspect’s vehicle. Laura asked if that was wise.

Curtis asked if Jordan was ready to go home, and she said she’d never been more ready for anything.

Ric found Elizabeth at the hospital and tried to give her a bouquet, but she said they’d made a deal – no more flowers at work. He said he’d give them to the patient of her choice, but had one condition.

At the pier on the phone, Ethan said they weren’t answering, calling him back, or returning his texts. Delilah needed to show up or he couldn’t help her. Sonny joined him and asked what he had on Ric, and Ethan said, plenty.

Laura said she assumed the suspect was Isaiah, and Turner said she assumed Laura had spoken to Curtis. Laura said they were old friends and Curtis needed someone to confide in. She asked about the evidence, and Turner said Curtis asked them to look into Isaiah. The analysis of the paint confirmed it was a black BMW and Isaiah drove a black SUV. Laura said, so did a lot of other people, but Turner said they didn’t know his whereabouts at the time of the crash and he hadn’t been working that night. He could have been the other driver, but they may never be able to prove it.

Brook told Tracy that Curtis said the police were closing in on a suspect, but Tracy said nothing was tying Brook to the accident. Brook said, someone else could get blamed, but Tracy said the only way the police would find Brook was if she turned herself in. Brook said that wasn’t going to happen.

Ric asked Elizabeth to go away with him for the weekend, and she said she’d love to.

At the hospital as she packed, Jordan said she couldn’t exhale until they were home, and Curtis said everyone was impressed with her progress. She asked if he thought she sounded ungrateful, but he said whatever she was going through, he wanted to hear it. She asked if he was okay with not telling anyone that she was being discharged. If Stella found out, there would be a party, but she needed time to adjust. He said he’d make sure she’d get it and wondered about follow-up appointments. She asked about Michael James Scott, and he said she was changing the subject. She said she needed a break, and he said Michael JS’s performance was phenomenal. He noticed the flowers and asked where she got them. She said Brick had come by last night.

Sonny told Ethan about Ric going to the MetroCourt and talking to Ava. He’d stuck around, and after Ric and Ava talked, Ava ran straight to Sidwell. He didn’t hear what they’d said, but he thought Ava was trying to relay a message from Ric. Sonny asked why Ric didn’t just talk directly to Sidwell, and Ethan said, Lucy was there. He didn’t think Ric wanted her to hear what he had to say, so he’d used Ava. Sonny said the only problem with that was that Ethan didn’t like Ric. Why should he trust Ethan’s take?

Brook told Tracy that she wouldn’t abandon Phoebe. Phobe belonged with her and Chase. She’d already fallen in love with Phoebe and wanted them to be her parents. Tracy said she had the family’s full support, but Brook asked her to stay out of it. Chase wouldn’t like them using their connections and she hadn’t even talked to him yet. Tracy said if Brook wasn’t sure, talk to him, and be honest about her feelings for Phoebe.

Ric made Elizabeth say yes again, and she did. She said he’d been talking about the Hudson Valley lately and she’d expected it. She said it was risky, but she wasn’t living her life in the past. Things had been going well and it should be celebrated. He kissed her and left to deliver the flowers.

Curtis wondered why Brick came around when he was away, but Jordan said Brick was harmless. Elizabeth came by with Jordan’s discharge paperwork and wanted to go over it.

Ethan said Sonny was right. He and Ric didn’t like each other. Sonny was having him follow Ric, so it sounded like he questioned Ric’s loyalty. Ric and Ava were definitely conspiring. Sonny said he had a lot to think about, but don’t make a move until he said so. Ethan said, understood, and left. Sonny called Ric and said he needed to see him.

Jordan asked Curtis to go get the car, but he wanted to stay. Jordan said okay, and Elizabeth continued. She told Jordan about cleaning the wound.

Laura said she’d taken a personal interest in the case because she and Curtis were personal friends, and Turner said she and Jordan were close friends too. She wanted to do what she could to make this right. Laura said she was sure Curtis did too, but she was concerned his personal feelings about Isaiah were clouding his judgement. Turner said she was interested in judgement not a witch hunt. Given the facts, Isaiah fit, but it was still early and they hadn’t questioned him yet. Laura said she was hoping it wasn’t Isaiah. He’d saved her daughter’s life.

Brook joined Chase, who said he’d just wanted an excuse to hold Phoebe. They talked about how cute she was, and Brook told him that she wanted to adopt Phoebe. He said so did he.

Ric met Sonny at the pier, and Sonny said this place felt like it belonged to him. Ric said they’d get the piers back, but Sonny said Sidwell proved tough to beat. Ric said Sonny was smarter than Sidwell. He was playing the long game, while Sidwell was reacting. Sonny said, the day before, Ric had questioned his judgement on hiring Ethan. Did he still think it was the wrong call?

Ethan went to see Tracy, who asked how things were going. Lulu’s couch was like sleeping on a board that smelled like popcorn. Ethan asked if she was going to question him about working for Sonny, and she asked how it was going. He said, so far so good, and she said, quit.

Ethan asked why he’d quit, and Tracy said a better opportunity came up. Michael needed a man in Australia to scout locations for Aurora Wellness. He said he knew nothing about wellness, but she said he was a natural and Michael could trust him. He told her why she wanted to get him out of town, but she said, not out of town. Away from Sonny.

Ric said he didn’t think Ethan was trustworthy, and Sonny said Ethan had turned down the money to get out of town. The test was Ric’s idea and Ethan passed. Was the tension a problem? Ric said if Sonny insisted that Ethan stick around, he’d be professional, and Sonny said Ric had dashed out when Ethan showed up. Where did he have to go? Ric said he’d had a meeting in the DA’s office, and Sonny said if it was about his grandson, but Ric said, no. It was another client. Sonny said he hoped Ric would tell him if it was about Rocco, and Ric said he’d never hold anything back.

Laura told Turner that Isaiah saved Lulu’s life and was a close friend of her son. Of he’d knowingly left the scene of an accident, he should be held accountable. She hoped the investigation cleared him, but Jordan deserved answers. Turner’s phone dinged and she saw a message that said, Meet me at the studio, from a blocked number.

Elizabeth told Jordan, good luck and don’t hesitate to reach out, and Jordan thanked her for everything. With Curtis by her side, an intern wheeled Jordan into the elevator.

Curtis said he knew from the time they’d brought Phoebe home, and Brook said, on some level she’d prepared to let Phoebe go. He said he didn’t want to get ahead of himself, and she said she’d spoken to Alexis, who’d gone over the steps with her. He said he’d looked it up and they couldn’t let Phoebe be a ward of the state, and Brook said Alexis told her that they’d have to fight for her. He suggested they do it, and she agreed. She told that Alexis said they should conduct their own search for the family and there would also be a rigorous background check of them. It wasn’t him she was worried about, but her.

Curtis brought Jordan home, and she said all she’d wanted was to come home. It was great to be back. She went through what had happened before the accident and said they were so happy. Now she looked around and it was like nothing had changed. Everything was the same except for her.

Turner met Sonny at the secret apartment and said she wasn’t there for some afternoon delight, but he said he didn’t mean to give her the wrong impression. He didn’t come there to jump in bed. It was about his brother. Did he have a meeting in her office yesterday?

Elizabeth told Laura about going away with Ric, and Laura said Aiden could stay with her, but Elizabeth said she just didn’t want him alone for the entire time. Laura agreed to have him over now and then, and asked if Aiden knew Elizabeth was going away with Ric. Elizabeth said Aiden seemed fine with it, but it was a big step. Laura asked if it was too big.

Brook told Chase that her past didn’t look great on paper. She’d passed Bailey Lou off as her own. Chase said she was saving the baby from her abusive father and Maxie would give her a statement supporting her. Brook said they were the only family Phoebe had known and she was afraid she’d be the reason they lost her. He said he felt the same way about his demotion, but they had to try even if they were afraid. Brook was a Quartermaine with resources and influence. They had a congresswoman on their side. They had to pull out all the stops. Brook said Phoebe belonged with them.

Tracy told Ethan, staying away was the only way to stay safe. Sonny had caused Luke a lot of grief. Ethan said he wasn’t a law abiding citizen and neither was his father, and Tracy said Sonny was the reason people she loved were dead. Sonny couldn’t hurt someone else she loved. He said he’d been taking care of himself for a long time and didn’t intend to stop anytime soon, and she asked if he’d come there wanting to work for Sonny. He said, no, and she asked why he was there. He said he was supposed to meet up with someone.

He’d been working a job with a partner and they were supposed to meet, but she hadn’t shown up. Tracy asked why he’d chosen Port Charles to meet, and he said it was the closest place he had to home. It was nice to be in a familiar setting and take a breather. She asked him to consider her offer, and he said she meant Michael’s offer. She asked him to think about it before it was too late.

Jordan told Curtis that she’d finally been happy. All she’d had to do was keep her eyes on the road. Curtis said, it was an accident. The other driver also bore responsibility. They could have gotten help sooner if the other driver had stopped, but he thought he’d found them.  

Brook and Chase came into the living room, and Brook introduced Chase to Ethan. She asked what he was doing there, and Ethan said Tracy invited him over, but then she’d dashed out for an emergency about Hades and told him to stay and finish his tea. He asked about Phoebe, and Chase explained they were fostering. Ethan asked how that came about, and Brook told him that they’d been with Phoebe’s mother before the birth, but she’d passed away. He asked if there was no other family, and Brook said, so far, the only thing they knew was her mother’s name – Delilah Wilson.

Laura said she knew Ric was working for Sonny and she was close with Sonny, and Elizabeth said she knew not everything Sonny did was legal. Laura asked if she’d considered the danger in Ric’s close proximity to Sonny, and Elizabeth said, of course (🍷) she had, but Ric had been upfront. She’d had her doubts, but Ric had changed. He’d been torn between the good, smart, funny man who loved her and the man consumed with anger against his brother. He and Sonny were getting along and Ric was experiencing peace. She was ready, and excited for what happened next in their relationship.

Outside on the phone, Ric asked if Ava had talked to Sidwell… Yes he still wanted to go through with it, but it had to be under absolute secrecy.

Turner said no one had a meeting with Ric, and Sonny thanked her. She asked what was going on, and he said his brother Ric had gone after him and his family for years. Recently, Ric had an epiphany that life was too short and wanted to work with him and be his brother. He’d found out Ric lied to him again and he was worried Ric wanted to finish what he’d started years ago.

Wednesday:

Curtis told Jordan about the paint that was found on the guardrail, that it was from a black BMW, and that Isaiah drove a black BMW. Jordan asked if he thought it was Isaiah.

Brook told Ethan that they were so focused on getting Delilah to the hospital, they didn’t get details, and Chase said she’d only arrived in Port Charles that day. Brook said they were fostering Phoebe, but wanted to adopt her.

Nathan went to the hospital and asked to see Isaiah privately. They went to an exam room, and Nathan said he needed doctor/patient confidentiality.

Ric went to see Laura, who’d texted him to come to her office. She told him that she wanted to talk about Elizabeth.

Britt asked who was covering the NICU, and Elizabeth asked if Britt was okay. Britt asked her to just not.

Turner asked why Sonny thought Ric was a threat, and Sonny said Ric had covered up because Ric didn’t want him to know something. She asked if he was mad because Ric lied or because he’d given Ric another shot, and Sonny said, either way, it was Ric’s last shot.

Elizabeth said it was obvious Britt was going through something, but Britt wouldn’t spill. Dante came in and asked to speak with Elizabeth, but Britt said he could wait.

Jordan wondered why Curtis suspected Isaiah, and he said Isaiah had no alibi. Portia had no idea he suspected Isaiah and said he’d been at a private house call, which meant he’d taken Route 91. He could have gotten Jordan out sooner if the other driver had stopped and helped, and he kept thinking of how different it would have been.

Chase and Brook said they hadn’t found Phoebe’s family, and Brook said they were the only family Phoebe knew. They’d found Delilah unconscious near the park.

Isaiah said Nathan had questioned his integrity as a doctor and now he wanted a favor, but Nathan said he’d just been trying to protect Rocco. He thought he had a cracked rib and there couldn’t be a record. Isaiah said Lulu was his friend and she wasn’t too happy with Nathan. Why should he ignore hospital protocol and the law without knowing why?

Turner said Sonny and Ric’s conflict was a matter of public record. When Ric was DA, he’d been gunning for Sonny and Jason. Sonny said he thought they’d moved past it, and she said Ric had gotten Ava off, so she’d been surprised when he hired Ric to defend Rocco. What made him think Ric had changed?

Laura said she was concerned about Ric inviting Elizabeth away for romantic getaway, and Ric said he didn’t want friction between them, but it was… She said, none of her business, and he assured her that he hadn’t pressured Elizabeth, but she said, Elizabeth didn’t have all the facts. He said, what facts? and she said, him being involved in a criminal conspiracy with her and Sonny.

Ric said it wasn’t a conspiracy. Sidwell was framing her. Laura said instead of calling the police, she’d called Sonny, then concealed the body when Nathan showed up. Now she was using her position as mayor to further Sidwell’s personal agenda. Ric said blackmail was also a crime, and Laura said Ric was now a co-conspirator, but he said he was only obliged to inform the law if she told him she was concealing another body. She said the day was young, and he said she’d survived Frank Smith and Helena Cassadine. She said she’d like to survive this too, and he said he’d find a way to neutralize Sidwell. She said, the more public Ric made his relationship with Elizabeth, the more danger Elizabeth was in. She’d sent Doc and Ace away because Sidwell had threatened her grandson. Their safety the most important thing. He said Elizabeth’s safety was just as important, and she said Sidwell knew that Elizabeth used to be her daughter-in-law and was the mother of one of her grandsons. If he found out she was romantically involved with Sonny’s brother… They’d made their choice, but Elizabeth knew nothing and had no chance to make a choice.  

Britt said she wanted to review the NICU schedule, and Elizabeth said she could see it online. Dante wondered if Britt had time to answer more questions, and Britt made herself scarce. Dante told Elizabeth that he had another favor to ask and it was a big one.

Jordan wondered how Curtis decided to investigate Isaiah, and Curtis said he’d heard about the paint, but she said there was no way to directly connect the two. Curtis said, forensics found the paint wasn’t more than 72 hours old and Isaiah could have been on the road. He didn’t like Isaiah, but he didn’t want to be right. She said he’d have to tell Portia and their hard won peace would be blown to hell… and he said if Portia thought he was persecuting Isaiah.

Chase and Brook told Ethan about Delilah’s death, and Ethan said it was great they were able to stay with her and save the baby. Chase said Delilah thought she was lightheaded because of the pregnancy, but it was possible she wasn’t telling the truth. She had no ID. They’d found her purse, but there was nothing in it, so it was possible she was mugged. Brook said, Delilah was disoriented and focused on other things, but Chase said he couldn’t shake the feeling Delilah had something to hide.

Nathan said Lulu had been on edge and Isaiah walked in on a difference of opinion, and Isaiah said, show him the wound. Nathan lifted his shirt, exposing a bruised torso, and Isaiah said it looked like the perp put up one hell of a fight.  

Sonny told Turner that he hadn’t spoken to Ric in years, but Ric came back to be with Molly when Kristina had the accident and lost the baby. They’d avoided each other up until Rocco’s trouble. Ric told him that he’d had a near death experience and wanted to be his real brother. Ric said he couldn’t fix the past and wanted a different future for them, so he gave Ric a try.

Isaiah said Nathan had popped two ribs and needed a CT scan, but Nathan said his name couldn’t be on the paperwork. Call him John Doe.

Curtis told Jordan that he needed to know if Isaiah was the other driver and so did Portia. He couldn’t let someone like that near his child. Jordan said it was possible Isaiah didn’t realize they’d crashed, but Curtis said, once he heard about it, he would have realized what had happened. She said, possibly, but there were a lot of unknowns, and Curtis said, leaving was an innocent mistake, but why not speak up if he had nothing to hide?

Chase told Ethan that the PCPD had gone through Delilah’s luggage, but found nothing to ID her. She had some high-end clothes and a list of art galleries. They ran her prints, but nothing showed up in the database. Ethan said maybe she’d never been in trouble, but Chase said she was young and had zero online presence. That was unusual, and from a cop’s perspective, he thought she was covering her tracks. Ethan said, good thing they got her to the hospital and could now take care of her daughter, and Brook said Phoebe was wonderful and they were talking about adoption. Chase said, it was like it was meant to be.

Dante told Elizabeth that they’d found evidence on the pier the night Cullum was shot. The WSB took jurisdiction and moved Jason out, so he stashed the evidence. Something seemed off, like there was a cover-up, so he was looking into it. The lab examined the gun before the WSB got there, and there were two blood samples. One should be a sample of Jason’s blood because his skin had been caught by the slide, which would be weird, and the other had to be Cullum’s. Elizabeth wondered if Dante should ask Cullum for a sample, but Dante told her that Cullum wouldn’t say yes. Then the WSB would find out, shut him down, and take the evidence. She said, that lead to the favor.

Ric asked if Laura was saying he should tell Elizabeth, but she said she didn’t want Elizabeth involved. He’d made the right choice. Dishonesty and deception had been a problem for him and Elizabeth before. When he told her that Elizabeth was going away with him, he’d talked about how he changed and how up front he was with her, but here he was keeping a huge secret. Didn’t it bother him?

Sonny told Turner that after Rocco was arrested, he would have usually called Diane, but he figured he’d give Ric a chance. Turner said she was relieved when Ric walked in. She always did her job, but sending a 15-year-old to juvie on the word of a sketchy character like Dalton wasn’t right. She knew Ric was the kind of lawyer to pull out all the stops, then trust the system to do the rest. Sonny said that’s where they parted ways. When Ric was 100% motivated, he was fantastic. He’d trusted Ric would be loyal and now he thought Ric set him up.

Ethan said it had been lovely catching up and congratulated Brook and Chase on the adoption. Brook said it wasn’t a done deal and there were no guarantees, but Ethan said they could clearly give Phoebe what she deserved. It was obvious they loved her. Phobe was a very lucky little girl.

Jordan told Curtis, Isaiah took an oath. If he’d found out later, he would have come forward. Curtis said, unless he had something to hide. Isaiah had visited Jordan because he felt guilty. She said, Isaiah was checking up on her as a friend, but he said Isaiah had insisted she was okay and her injuries weren’t as bad as she thought. Isaiah just wanted that to be true.

Dante told Elizabeth that he needed a sample to run against the gun. He knew he was putting her in a bad spot with HIPPA, but the shooting happened in their town with people they knew. He didn’t trust the WSB. Elizabeth said, the WSB took Jake’s father. She didn’t trust them, but she trusted Dante.

Ric told Laura that he loved Elizabeth. He’d never stopped, but he was also aware he wasn’t good enough. He’d been jealous of Sonny and had a misguided sense of wanting to make him pay, but he was a better man now. He’d justified his actions and lies by telling Elizabeth that he was trying to protect her, but he knew what he was doing was wrong. But this time, he wasn’t wrong. He was doing what was right. Elizabeth would do the same thing. Laura said she knew that, but didn’t want to put Elizabeth in danger, and Ric said he’d die before he let Elizabeth get hurt, but he couldn’t just let her go, especially since he couldn’t tell her why. If he ended things now, she’d never give him another chance.

Jordan told Curtis, of course (🍷) Isaiah wanted it to be true. They all did. How much did he share with the police? Curtis said he spoke with ADA Turner because she was Jordan’s friend and just as determined to find the other driver to see if there was a case. He promised it wasn’t about Isaiah’s relationship to her or Portia. He wanted to know what happened that night. Jordan was the one who got injured, so if she asked, he was sure Turner would drop the whole matter. Then he would too, if that’s what she wanted.

Ethan left, and Brook said she and Chase went on and on to him about Phoebe and didn’t ask him one question about himself. They were the worst. Chase said, nothing was more interesting than Phoebe (I have to admit, she’s a cute little bundle), and Brook said Ethan was the first person besides Tracy that they’d told about adopting her. Admitting they wanted to keep her was wonderful and terrifying at the same time. She was so happy that they were in this together. She believed they were the right people to raise Phoebe, but she was afraid the state would take her. He said, then they were in for a huge fight, and Phoebe made baby noises. He said she agreed with him.

On the pier, Ethan sniffled as he looked at a photo. He said, I’m so sorry, Delilah. I should have been here. We saw he was holding a picture of Delilah, and he said, you were supposed to be safe, and cried.

Isaiah told Britt that he’d been called in to prep for a liver transplant, and she said she’d alert the media. He said he had a patient in Exam Room One. He had bruised ribs and they’d just done a scan. Britt said she was an OB/GYN. Palm him off on someone else.

Sonny said he’d taken his eyes off Ric and Ric betrayed him, and Turner asked why he was so sure. Sonny said Ric lied to his face about where he was, and Turner said she just lied to her assistant about where she was going. People lied for all kinds of reasons. Maybe he had a doctor’s appointment. Maybe he was getting Sonny a birthday gift. Sonny said it wasn’t his birthday, but Turner said he knew what she was saying. Ric lied, but it didn’t have to be about Sonny. Before he condemned Ric for being a traitor, find out why he lied.

Jordan told Curtis that she didn’t believe Isaiah was behind the wheel, but if there was solid, undeniable proof that he was the other driver, she wanted to confront him. Curtis said he’d move forward, and she said she wanted the other driver held responsible. If it was Isaiah, so be it.

Laura told Ric that she wasn’t saying he shouldn’t be with Elizabeth, but going away now, with so much going on with Sidwell… Ric said he’d put a target on Elizabeth’s back, but Laura said, he’d put a bigger target on her. All she was asking was that he back away a little bit right now, until they’d dealt with Sidwell and he was less of a threat.

Elizabeth told Dante that he got lucky. Cullum’s blood draw was today. She gave him an envelope and said she was trusting him, and he thanked her. She said, for what? She had no idea what he was talking about.

Turner told Sonny that Ric was a good ally to have. Before he cut Ric loose, find out why he lied. Sonny asked if she thought he overreacted, and she said the problem with both of their respective professions – he said, alleged professions – was that they often saw the worst in people. People you could trust were hard to come by. She understood his doubts, but for what it was worth (🍷), she had a hard time trusting too.

Isaiah told Britt that she just had to give the patient basic instructions for bruised ribs. Please take care of this. She’d thank him later. She said, fine, but he owed her, and why would she thank him later? Isaiah was already gone, and she looked at the chart. She said, John Doe. No good deed… She walked into the exam room, saw Nathan, and asked, what the hell happened to you?

Chase told Brook that they’d been with Phoebe since the day she was born. They weren’t going anywhere.

Looking at Delilah’s photo, Ethan said he’d seen the baby. Her name was Phoebe and she was beautiful. No one would ever have to know. With tears streaming down his face, he set the photo on fire with his lighter.

Thursday:

Sonny went to see Alexis about Ric.

Ric met Molly and Cody at the MetroCourt Gardens, and Molly said they had some exciting news to share. Ric asked if they were engaged.

Emma and Gio went to the gallery, and Trina said she was wondering how Gio felt about getting back into music.

Willow worked on exercising Drew’s limbs and told him that the moment she was sure he wouldn’t retaliate, she’d stop the injections and he’d make a full and miraculous recovery.

Valentin asked if Carly heard from Jack, but she said, no. She was trying to reach Josslyn to tell her everything was out in the open, but Josslyn wasn’t picking up. Valentin said Josslyn must have told Jack that she was stepping out on him. Now Jack knew it was with him.

Britt asked what happened to Nathan, and he said he was in a fight. She asked, with who [sic]?

Josslyn yelled for Nathan to let her out.

Trina said she was going to do the showcase and would feel more confident with Gio accompanying her, but he said there were better guitarists and his mom knew everyone. Trina said she needed him. She wanted to do it with somebody she trusted. Emma said it was a no brainer. He should do it.

Nathan said the less Britt knew, the better, but she said it had Cullum and Sidwell written all over it. She wondered if they’d roughed him up because she was taking too long, but he said it wasn’t about her. It was about something else. He’d bought them some time. Just finish the job, so they could go on with their lives. Once Sidwell and Cullum had the prototype, they’d leave town. If things went sideways, they’d deal with it then. Until the prototype was complete, her son and his son weren’t safe.

Jack went to see Cullum, and Cullum said he was waiting for the all-clear from the doctors. Jack asked if he needed a ride to the airport, but Cullum said he wasn’t going anywhere.

Sonny asked Alexis if Ric wasn’t the same lying bastard he always was, and she said she couldn’t believe she was saying it, but she had no reason to believe Ric was lying, a bastard, or a lying bastard. Did Sonny? Sonny said Ric lied to him about where he was going and who he was meeting. If there was something to it, Ric was planning on stabbing him in the back – again.

Molly told Ric that she and Cody weren’t engaged. Her book was hitting the shelves next month. Ric said he was proud of her, and Cody said she was going on a promotional tour. Ava came by and asked to talk to Ric. They had unfinished business to discuss.

Emma said she knew Gio missed playing, but she didn’t want to pressure him. She had a doctor’s appointment, but supported whatever decision he made. She left, and Trina said if it was something he didn’t want to do, just say no.

Nina went to Willow’s house, and Willow said she needed someone to look after Drew. He needed another dose and she didn’t want Travis around. She didn’t trust him, especially since Sidwell had hired him. She asked Nina to wheel Drew to the bedroom because Kai was coming over, and Nina agreed he shouldn’t spend time with Drew. Drew had been trying to communicate and Kai knew Willow had shot him. She asked if it wasn’t safer to let Kai go, but Willow said she wanted him close so she could keep an eye on him. Nina said she sounded like Sonny, but Willow said Kai wasn’t her enemy – yet. Besides, he was a good intern.

Britt gave Nathan a breathing device that he had to use once an hour, along a million other instructions. She said she knew he loved James, but James wasn’t his son. He asked if she loved Rocco any less, but she said they knew who they were to each other. He said he’d tell James and Maxie when time was right. It was something for down the line, but right now, Sidwell and Cullum were prepared to take Rocco and James if they stepped out of line. She said, if Cullum found out Rocco was the one who shot him… Nathan said Cullum would realize that Rocco knew he was a double agent and would kill him, and Britt said then there was a chance that neither of them could stop him.

Jack said he thought Cullum was recuperating in Brussels, but Cullum said he was getting back to work. He needed to see the operation through.

Carly said, obviously Jack knew already, and Valentin asked, who else knew? She said, Jason and Lucas, but Lucas didn’t know it was him. Valentin said her daughter was WSB and it probably hadn’t taken her long to figure out Carly was crazy about him.

Josslyn banged on the door, yelling for Nathan, then looked around, digging through everything. She found a something to try and unlock the door with.

Sonny asked if Alexis had reason to believe history was repeating itself, but she said she thought Ric understood the cost of going to war with him. Sonny said Diane told him not to trust Ric, but he didn’t listen, and Alexis told him not to convict Ric just yet.

Ric and Ava stepped away, and Ric told Ava to never bother him again when he was with his daughter, but she said it couldn’t wait. She passed along the message and the terms were agreed to. They’d seal the deal tonight, but he’d better keep his end of the bargain. He said he planned to, no matter what.

Molly wondered what was up with Ric and Ava, and Cody asked if she thought something was going on between them. Molly asked if he didn’t, and he flashed back to finding Ric in Alexis’s basement. Molly said Ric seemed devoted to Elizabeth, and Cody promised her that her father wasn’t getting back together with Ava. She asked how he could be sure, and he said Ric knew how much Molly didn’t like her.

Kai brought Willow the list of who was pro and con WSB funding, and she said it looked evenly split. She’d have to sway some votes. Kai gave her a suggestion and offered to call, and she said that would be perfect. He asked if he could say hello to Drew, but she said Drew was taking his nap.  

Britt found Emma in an exam room and said Dr. Navarro had an emergency, so she was taking over her appointments and Emma was there for her annual GYN exam. Emma said she’d reschedule, but Britt said she was already in the gown, but okay. She looked at the schedule and said, could it wait until August? Emma said, fine. Let’s do it.

Carly said Valentin was probably right. Josslyn was the one who told Brennan. She needed to find her right now.

Nathan told Josslyn that it wasn’t going to work and to step away from the door. He came in with a tray of food and a blue Star Trek drink. (Seriously, what the what?) He said if she was thinking about going on the offensive, don’t. He had the advantage. She said she could help him, but he told her that Nathan was dead. She said she knew he was in there somewhere, but he explained that he was really Nathan’s twin brother Cassius Faison.

Ric came back to the table, where Cody sat alone, and Cody asked what was going on with him and Ava. Ric said he wouldn’t have anything to do with Ava if it wasn’t important, and that was all Cody needed to know. Cody said he hadn’t told Molly anything about Ava, Kristina, and Alexis keeping Ric prisoner in the basement, and Ric said he was grateful for Cody’s silence and for saving his life. Cody said Molly was important to him, and Ric said he wasn’t going to do anything to mess it up or mess up his relationship with his daughter. Molly came back and asked what they were talking about.

Alexis said she’d seen Ric working hard to earn back Sonny’s trust. He’d told her how important the relationship was. Maybe he was telling the truth. Sonny said they had the bond he’d wanted, but Ric had fooled all of them, and she told him that her gut said Ric didn’t want to jeopardize that. Sonny said his gut told him the same thing, but why did Ric lie and what was he hiding?

Britt went through the usual with Emma and asked if she wanted to renew her birth control prescription. Emma said she did, and Britt said they just had to do her pelvic exam and pap smear. Emma asked if it was necessary, and Britt said it was kind of the whole point.

Trina said she didn’t want to pressure Gio. If he didn’t want to, she’d understand. He said he had mixed feelings about it, when Carly walked in. She said she couldn’t get ahold of Josslyn, but Trina said she hadn’t seen Josslyn since last night. She’d figured Josslyn was pulling an all-nighter at the library. Carly said she was sure that was it, and Trina said if she saw Josslyn she’d tell her that Carly was looking for her.

Josslyn said she’d never heard about a twin brother, and Nathan said his existence had been kept a secret. Obrecht thought he’d died in childbrith. To be fair, it was his father’s idea. She said, he’d been pretending? and he said not many people had questioned his memory lapse because they were grateful to have their beloved Nathan back. She said, Anna questioned it. She’d had his body exhumed and it was missing. He said he’d arranged it because he knew the DNA wouldn’t match and he hacked the PCPD database to replace Nathan’s fingerprints with his own. Josslyn said, why confess now? and he said she may as well know the truth. She asked if he was planning on killing her.

Trina said she’d call Gio tomorrow, but he said Emma was right and it was better than picking up the violin again. The guitar was fun. She said they’d let it be fun then, and he said, let’s do it. Kai came in and said, do what?

Britt said Emma was done except for a nurse doing a blood draw for SDIs the pap smear couldn’t detect. Emma said her mom got HIV from a guy who didn’t know he had it, and Britt said partners sometimes lied. Emma said Britt knew about that, like how Britt had lied to her dad about being pregnant. She asked if they were done, since Britt was making her headache worse, and Britt asked what was up with that. Emma said it was from her birth control. Dr. Navarro had explained it sometimes did that. Britt said it was a common side effect, but Emma could switch to a different pill. Would she like to discuss her options? Emma said, sure.

Willow told Nina that she knew how to get leverage over Drew. The night she’d shot him, she was totally desperate. Now she was ready to move on. She just wanted Drew out of her life. Nina said they couldn’t let him recover until they were sure he wouldn’t come after Willow, and Willow said, that’s where Chief Brennan came in. She’d offered to get him more funding for the WSB and give him the credit, and Kai was helping her do that. In exchange, Jack would find something for her to get leverage over Drew. It was the only way to get her life back and ensure she’d keep her kids. Her phone rang and she had to take the call. She told Nina to give Drew his shot and left the room, and Nina said she couldn’t go one like this anymore.

Cullum said he had a clean bill of health and he wanted to look at the evidence from his shooting, but Jack said they didn’t have it. The PCPD collected it and it was theirs. He’d been acting on orders from Cullum’s office. Britt had ID’d Jason as the shooter and Jason hadn’t contradicted it. Cullum said, once again, Jack’s incompetence proved he had no business running the Port Charles station. Therefore, he was taking command immediately.

Carly told Valentin that she still couldn’t find Josslyn and Trina hadn’t seen her since last night. Valentin said they didn’t know if Josslyn was actually missing, but Jack might have something to do with it. He might have sent her away on assignment. Carly said they had to figure out where she was and force Jack to bring her back, and Valentin said he had a way, but she wasn’t going to like it.

Josslyn said she knew Nathan’s real identity, so he couldn’t let her go, and he said he was improvising, since he hadn’t known last night would get so out of control. She wondered how the room was set up perfectly for a hostage and asked who else had been there. He told her to stop asking questions. He’d bought her act until Britt told him that she was WSB. She said she knew she couldn’t trust Britt and Britt had known his real identity the entire time. She assumed he was also working for Cullum and Sidwell, and he said he and Britt wanted out. He didn’t want to kill her. She told him that she wouldn’t say anything and could help him, but he said she wasn’t going anywhere and didn’t even know where she was. No one would suspect the golden retriever of the PCPD had anything to do with her disappearance.

Britt told Emma that she could pick up her prescription at the pharmacy and schedule a follow-up with Dr. Navarro, but Emma said she may as well stick with Britt for now. Britt said see her in six weeks.

Ava arrived at the gallery and said she had a private sale later, so Trina could take the rest of the day off. She insisted.

Cody told Molly that he’d been asking what was going on with Ava and Ric, and Ric told them, like Ava said, it was unfinished business, nothing important. He asked about Molly’s book tour, and she said she’d be gone in the summer for at least a month. Cody said he’d be going with her, and Ric said that was good. He’d noticed how happy Cody made her. Cody said he couldn’t take all the credit. Molly had been happy since Ric stuck around. Molly agreed and told Ric, please don’t do anything to screw that up.

Sonny told Alexis that he wasn’t surprised Ric betrayed him, but was surprised he didn’t want it to be true. She said it seemed they were closer, and Sonny said they were closer than ever. That’s why he was giving Ric the benefit of the doubt. Alexis said, what if Ric was going after him again? and Sonny said he didn’t know what he’d do, but they’d be done. There would be no coming back.

Jack asked if he’d be reassigned, but Cullum said he’d be staying on for now and taking orders directly from him. Unless he wanted a transfer. Jack said he wanted what was best for the Bureau, and Cullum said, first, Jack would hand over all his files, including the list of agents working for him.

Nathan said he’d be back later and asked Josslyn to quit making a run for it. She asked, what about Cullum and Sidwell? They didn’t strike her as the types to leave witnesses. He said he’d do his best to keep her alive, but she had to trust him, and she asked why she should. He asked if she had any other options… Right. So she should stop thinking of him as her captor and start thinking about him as her best shot of surviving this. He left.

Nina said, as much as she hated Drew, she didn’t take any pleasure in this. No one should be kept in this condition, even him. She was sorry. She prepared the shot and said she just had to support her daughter and trust they’d find a way out for everyone sake. Her phone rang and she left the prepared syringe on the table, where Drew eyeballed it. Valentin told Nina that he had a job for her.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Sonny asks what Ethan’s got, and Ethan says he’s been on Ric all day. He met up with Ava at the MetroCourt Gardens – again. They left separately, but they met up later. Sonny asks, where? and Ethan says, Ava’s gallery. Sonny says, just the two of them, and Ethan says, just the two of them. It was just the two of them when he left, yeah. Sonny bangs on the table and says his brother’s slipping. He’s not covering his tracks like he used to.

At the gallery, Ric tells Ava, don’t even think about backing out now, and she says, he came to her, remember? She didn’t ask for this. He tells her that he’d say she asked for plenty – he taps on his briefcase – and she’ll get it. She says she’d better, and Ric asks what time he’s getting here. She says, soon, and he says, how soon is soon? She tells him to relax and he says, that’s easy for her to say. She says she told him, she’s going to follow through on her promise. Doesn’t she always?

Nina wheels Drew into the bedroom and suggests they stay in there because Jack Brennan is on his way here. He’s going to walk in with no idea what he’s walking into. Not that she’s any better, because Valentin didn’t say anything to her when he called. He didn’t tell her anything. But because Drew’s been trying to communicate so much, she has to give him his weekly dose before Jack gets here and before Valentin can think of some other chore to call and interrupt her with… Oh. Oh my God. No, no, no. She runs into the living room.

At the MetroCourt, Lucas tells Felicia, this was nice, and she says, it was. It is. He says, it’s nice seeing her outside the hospital walls. They should do it more often. She says, yes, they should, and they will. Unfortunately, she’s fallen down on the job lately. He says, what job? And she says he knows his mom likes her checking in on him and his sister. He says, don’t worry. He’s fine. She says, uh-oh. Does that mean that Carly’s not? He says, depends on who you ask.

Nina runs around like a chicken with its head cut off, and grabs the syringe. She goes back in the bedroom and closes the door. She says, okay. She definitely doesn’t need anyone walking in on them while she’s injecting him, so she’s just gonna do it here. All right? Where they have some privacy. And she totally doesn’t need anyone listening to her talking to herself. So… She preps his arm with alcohol and says she doesn’t know how Willow does it. She makes it look so easy, but Willow told her that he was overdue, so they have to do this… Can he please not look at her while she does it? He continues to stare at her, and she’s about to give him the shot, when she hears someone outside and runs back to the living room.

Carly says, absolutely not, but Valentin says, it’s already set in motion. She says, he has to unset it. He has to come up with a solution that doesn’t involve her. He says he’s willing to do whatever it takes to find out where Jack took Josslyn. Is she? She says, of course (🍷) she is, but whatever it takes shouldn’t involve putting her daughter’s life in Nina’s hands.

Nina runs around some more and finally puts the syringe under a toy truck on a shelf. She opens the door to Jack, and he says, so. She has something for him on Valentin? She says, hi to you too.

Dante takes some Alka-Seltzer and flashes back to telling Elizabeth that he needs a sample so he can run it against the sample found on the gun. He knows he’s asking a huge thing. This is not just keeping a dog bite off the books and he knows he’s putting her in a bad spot with HIPPA and everything, but this shooting, it happened in their town with people that they know, and he doesn’t trust the WSB. She says, the WSB took Jake’s father. She doesn’t trust them either. There’s a knock at the door, and he lets Elizabeth in. She says she hopes she’s not in any trouble, and he says, no, of course (🍷) not. Does she want to have a seat? She sits, and he says he got the test results from Cullum’s blood sample. She says, that was fast, and he says, yeah. He had them put a rush on it. She says, and? Was it Cullum’s blood on the gun?

Lulu goes out on the porch, when Nathan approaches, and she asks, what happened to him? He says, it was a perp. Where’s the kids? She says, out, and he asks if she can get Rocco to come home, but she says she’d rather not. Why? What’s going on? He says, she’s got to send him away tonight or Cullum will end his life.

Valentin says, she forged an alliance, and Carly says she knows that. He says, they don’t need Brennan suspicious when she reaches out to him, but she says he’s giving Nina more credit than she deserves. The stakes are too high. She doesn’t trust Nina. And if he’s right that Jack has shipped Josslyn off to some WSB outpost for the sole purpose of getting back at her… My God. He says he’s sorry. He should have seen this coming. He should have known that Jack would use Josslyn as a way to retaliate. He goes to a storage cabinet, takes out his gun, and puts it in his waistband. He says he can make it right, so let him, and he walks out.

Jack says he assumes Nina brought him here because she finally has something for him on Valentin, and she says, he looks terrible. Is he all right? He says, just tell him why he’s here, and she says she wanted to discuss the arrangement he has with Willow. He says he wasn’t aware he needed to discuss his arrangement with her, and she says, well, it shouldn’t be a big surprise. Willow is her daughter and she’s working hard to secure WSB fundings through her congressional office. He says, yeah, she better be, and Nina says, now she needs to make sure that he’s going to hold up his end of the bargain. Is he positive he can find incriminating evidence against Drew? He says, if he were her, he’d worry less about his arrangement with Willow and more about her promise to him and what’s going to happen if she betrays him.

Lulu says they already talked about this, but Nathan says, things are different now. Cullum got out of the hospital. She says, today? and he says, yes. And they both know the first thing he’s gonna do is find and punish the person who shot him. She asks why she would know that, and he says, come on. Rocco told them that he shot Cullum in the back while he was facing Jason, which means that Cullum knows that Jason couldn’t have been the one to do it. And yet Jason still hasn’t denied it. So then the question becomes, who is important enough to Jason to protect. Right? She says, right, and he says, okay. So once you ask that question, once you start taking stock of all of the people who connect to Jason and Britt, how long do you think it’s going to take Cullum to get to Rocco? He may have done it already. He may have figured it out already. She asks if he’s trying to scare her, but he says, no. He’s trying to save her son’s life.

Dante says, so, that was not Cullum’s blood on the gun, and Elizabeth says, okay. Any theories on whose it is? He says, that’s why he wanted her to come by. He has another favor to ask her. She says, look, she wants to help him and she will help him, but getting Cullum’s blood sample without a warrant will get nothing. She only did it because she trusts him. He says, no. He knows that too. He won’t ask her to put herself at risk again. He promises. She thanks him, and he says he’s just got stuff going through his head a little bit and he was hoping that he could work through it with her. She says, well, then she’s listening, and he says, so Jason’s blood was on the gun. Jason handled the gun. That part is not up for debate. She says, well, so did somebody else, right? and he says, right, but it wasn’t Britt and it wasn’t Cullum. She says, which would indicate that there was at least one other person on the pier that night, and he says, right, but Cullum, Jason, Britt, none of them made any mention of anyone else being there. But they know someone else handled that gun. So one or all of them are lying about what actually went down that night.  

Ric says, Ava following through on her promises, that’s rich, and she says, name one that she’s broken. He says, let’s see. When she went behind his back and started working with Alexis. She says, he did it to her, and he says he had to. She was being reckless. And by the way, he hasn’t forgiven her for her little part in holding him hostage in Alexis’s basement with the ball gag. She says, if he keeps talking about that, she’s going to start to think he liked it, and he says he and Elizabeth could have been killed in that car wreck. If anybody deserved to benefit from that payout, it would be them. She says, there it is, and he says, there what is? She says, God forbid he should go five seconds without bringing up his precious Elizabeth.

Sonny tells Ethan that he didn’t want to believe it. Ric’s up to something with Ava. Ava’s in bed with Sidwell. You do the math. Ethan says, on the surface, it doesn’t look good, and Sonny says, no, and there was no meeting. Ethan says he’s sorry, and Sonny says he had his reservations, but now he positively knows, Ric is out to get him.

Dante says, Jason shooting Cullum isn’t beyond the scope, right? and Elizabeth says, no, but the way it was all handled doesn’t sound like him at all. Dante says, no, but that’s not really what’s bothering him, and she says, okay. What else? He says, Jason’s fired how many guns in his life and he gets a slide bite. It’s a rookie injury. Makes him think someone else got their hands on that gun and Jason decided to cover for them. She says she thinks she knows who it was.

Lulu tells Nathan that the only people who know Rocco pulled the trigger as of right now are them, Jason, and Britt. And he promised Britt would stay quiet. He says, she will, but right now, it’s Rocco they’ve got to worry about, and she says, why? He says, she knows why. The kid is clearly struggling. He could crack at any moment. Hell, he kind of already did. He told Britt everything. The only thing protecting Rocco right now is the fact that Cullum does not know. She says she’ll talk to Rocco and make sure he understands, but he says, they tried that already, and still the kid cracked under the guilt. And he doesn’t blame him. What he’s going through is terrible, but it’s only a matter of time before he tells somebody else. And maybe it’s Danny or Charlotte, but maybe it’s not. Maybe it’s a total stranger. Look, the guilt is clearly getting to him. He’s getting sloppy. It’s not safe for him to be here. She says, stop telling her how to protect her son. Sending him away is only going to cause more damage. He needs to be here with his family, with her, his mother, who knows exactly what happened and why. She will do everything in her power to help him… Don’t look at her like that, like she’s some kind of child that doesn’t understand. He says, that’s not what he thinks of her. He just thinks that she is vastly underestimating how lethal Cullum is. She says she doesn’t care. She’s not sending Rocco away based on hypotheticals and what-ifs. He says, fine. Then he needs to ask her a question and needs her to be honest with him. Nobody knows her son like she does, right? She says, that’s right, and he says, okay. So knowing that, knowing what she knows and the pressure that he’s under, does she really think Rocco can keep this secret much longer?

Lucas gets a text from Carly asking where he is and he says, oh, speak of the devil. Felicia says, Carly? and he says, she wants to know where he is. Felicia says, tell her to join them. She’d love to see her. He says he’s surprised Carly wants to see him, and she asks, how come? He tells Felicia that he’ll just say he pushed her to rethink her relationship patterns, and she says, that makes sense. He says, it does? and she says, maybe he doesn’t want to lose Carly the way he lost Marco. How is he doing? He tells her that when he said he was okay earlier, he lied. He’s a mess. She says she thought that might be the case, and he says his emotions are all over the place. Answering, how are you? it just feels impossible sometimes. She says, it’s easy to put on a brave face, just tell everybody he’s okay, and he says he loved Marco. She says she knows he did, and he says he didn’t realize how much of Marco he’d asked until it was too late. She says, it’s not his fault Marco died, but he says, it’s not guilt that he’s feeling. It’s more regret. Not that it does him any good. She says, it rarely does, and he says, Marco’s gone and there’s nothing he can do to bring him back, but he can’t let go until he does something to honor him.

Nina glances at the syringe under the toy truck and says, the sooner Jack finds evidence against Drew, the better for everyone. So what has he found so far? Jack says he has several promising leads, and she says, really? In the bedroom, Drew concentrates on listening, and Jack says, yes. Nothing actionable yet, but yes. She says, okay, leads are good. What are they? He says he doesn’t trust her not to interfere, and she asks what he’s saying to her. Is he trying to tell her that he doesn’t have anything? He tells her that what he’s trying to say to her is that he has a superior who has taken over his office and he can’t afford to have him tipped off to their arrangement. So he will make his move when the scrutiny lets up. She says, okay, but when will that be? and he says, when it lets up. He’ll just have to patient and so will she. She says, okay, so he’s telling her that he doesn’t have anything. She needs him to find something. Okay. All right. He needs to leave. And he needs to leave Port Charles – now.

Lulu tells Nathan that she can’t say for certain what Rocco will do, and he says, exactly. She says, but she can only hope that someday he will see that he saved the lives of the people he cared about. But until then, she knows in her heart that sending him away all by himself is not the answer. He says, then go with him. Take him to Ireland to visit Kevin and Ace. She says, for what? A mother/son bonding trip? He says, sure, why not? It’s almost summer. No one will question it. She asks what he’s talking about. His father would. He has one. Remember? Dante loves Rocco. He’s not going to be okay with her just taking him to Europe without him knowing why. And even if he was, he might not agree to it. Nathan says he’s not talking about forever. Just until the scrutiny passes. She says, okay. What about Charlotte, her mom, their home, school? She and Rocco have a life here. He says, she’s not listening, but she says, no. He is not listening to her. Rocco is a child who is dealing with something traumatic, and his solution is to rip him away from the people who care about him. He says, no. His solution is to save Rocco’s life. She says, if Cullum finds out… He says, it’s not a matter of if, and she says, when Cullum finds out, regardless of what anyone else says, including his father, she will take her son and run. She knows what to do and she will do it if necessary. It’s just not necessary yet.

Elizabeth tells Dante that she’s treated slide bites before. In fact, she treated one the night of the shooting. At least she’s 90% sure that’s what it was. Dante says, 90%. That’s pretty good odds. She says, yeah, but there’s a chance she could always be wrong, and he says, look, if she knows something and she doesn’t feel like it’s going to put herself at risk and she wants to tell him, then… It could help free Jason, bring Jake and Danny their father back. She says she had a patient come in with an injury that was consistent with having fired a gun, and he says, this injury being a slide bite. She says, consistent with a slide bite, yes, and he says, got it. He’s gone over the evidence several times. He doesn’t remember seeing anything from GH about that. She says, well, that was her fault. She knows she’s supposed to report any gun related injury… He says, but she didn’t. Why not? She says she was trying to do a favor for a friend, just like she is now, and he asks, who was the patient? She says, it was Rocco.

Ethan asks, so what’s the move? and Sonny says he needs to confront Ric tonight. Ethan says, all right, let’s do that, and Sonny says, he’s going to positively deny it and things are going to get ugly. Ethan says, how so? and Sonny says, because he’s going to need to know why Ric’s involved with Sidwell and Ric’s not going to give it up that easily. Ric’s just going to look him straight in the face and say, on their mother’s grave, he has nothing to do with Ava or Sidwell. Ethan says he stands by what he saw. He can’t walk that back. Sonny says, good. Because once this starts, there’s no stopping it.

Ric tells Ava, come on. Do not pretend like he broke her heart. But she got her divorce settlement from Nikolas intact. He’s still waiting for his thank you card, by the way. She says, that money was stolen from her. She was just recovering what was hers. He says, yes, and she got it. Now she’s going to have several crisp new reasons to keep that buried. She says, he’s working awfully hard for this transaction. What’s in it for him? Sonny is going to be none too pleased when he finds out that Ric’s partnered with her. Ric says he’s just doing what he has to do, when Ava’s phone dings. Ric asks, what is it? and she says, he just texted. He’s here.

Carly walks into the restaurant, and Felicia says, look who’s here. Lucas didn’t tell Carly she was with him? He says he didn’t think he had to. Did he? Carly says, no. It’s always so great to see her. He says, Carly looks – she says, careful – upset, and she says, it hasn’t been a great few days. Felicia says, sit, and Carly sits down. Lucas says, tell them everything, and she says she and Jack Brennan are done.

Nina says, Jack has to go, and he says, she called him over here and now she can’t wait for him to leave. She says, please trust her. He has to leave. He asks why she needs him to leave so badly, and Valentin says he was kind of wondering the same thing. He stands in a doorway with his gun drawn and says, close the door, and Nina closes it. Valentin says, Nina, Nina, Nina. He was warned about her, that she couldn’t be trusted. He guesses he should have listened. Hi, Jack. Thanks for joining us. Want to get down to business?

Jack says, so that’s what this is all about? She brought him in for Valentin? She says she didn’t have a choice. He knew about their deal over Charlotte. He figured it out. Jack says, that’s just it, huh? She’s serving him up to Valentin on a silver platter. She says she didn’t know he’d bring a gun, and Valentin says, that’s enough. He tells Jack to hand over his weapon, and Jack gives Valentin his gun. Valentin puts it on the mantel and asks where Jack sent Josslyn. Jack asks what he’s talking about, and Valentin says, don’t play dumb. Jack asks, what happened to Josslyn? and Valentin says he doesn’t have time for this. Jack says, Valentin thinks he sent Josslyn somewhere to punish Carly? and Valentin says, he didn’t? Jack says, no, and Valentin says, see, here’s the thing. If Jack is lying, then they’re through here. If Jack’s telling him the truth, then Jack is useless to him. And neither scenario ends well for him.

Carly says, they were both right about Jack. Lucas warned her how many times? He says, too many to count, and she says, and Felicia. Felicia spoke up in the hospital after she was poisoned. Felicia says she remembers, but no one is judging Carly, least of all her. She knows from experience what it’s like to love someone whose first allegiance, despite their best intentions, will always be to the Bureau. Carly says she knows Felicia does, and Felicia says, there’s no way to build something real, something honest, when that’s the foundation of your relationship. Carly says she guesses she learned that the hard way, and Felicia says, knowing that doesn’t make it hurt any less. Carly says, it doesn’t, and thanks Felicia for saying that. Felicia says she’s going to lave the two of them to talk, and tells Lucas, we’ll do this again soon? He says, absolutely, and Felicia leaves. He tells Carly, okay, spill, and she says she did. He says he wants the real reason she and Jack broke up. It certainly wasn’t because he told her to. She says, how does he know? and he says, because she never listens to him. Jack found out she was cheating on him, didn’t he?

Dante says, Rocco, that can’t be, and Elizabeth says she’s so sorry. She can’t imagine what he’s feeling right now and she knows it sounds crazy. He says, it does sound crazy, Rocco shooting a WSB agent. He’s never even held a gun. She says she’s only telling him what she witnessed, and he says he knows. Okay. Maybe can she start from the beginning? She says she was on duty at the hospital when Lulu came in and Lulu had her paged specifically because Rocco had cut his hand. He says, right. Rocco was helping Lulu in the kitchen. There was an accident, a knife slipped. She says, that’s what they told her too, but it wasn’t a knife cut. It was a slide bite. He says she seems pretty certain, and she says, at the time, she didn’t have any context, so she didn’t question it. But then… Remember at the hospital, he asked her how Rocco seemed because he felt Rocco had been awfully quiet and withdrawn. He says, yeah. She said she noticed it too. She says, yeah, including the night of the shooting. Rocco was not himself and neither was Lulu. Lulu was all on edge and she just thought maybe Lulu was just worried about her son’s hand. But then… He says he doesn’t believe it, and she says, and he’s right. Jason wouldn’t make those kinds of mistakes. And the list of people he would go to prison for just isn’t that long. He says, but Sonny’s grandkid, Danny’s brother, he’d be on that list.

Lulu says, for the time being, Rocco stays here and so does she, and Nathan says he thinks she’s making a mistake. She says, he’s made several. Starting with coming into her home and lecturing her repeatedly about what’s best for her child. And then he all but demands that she listen to him instead of doing what she thinks is right. Like he knows Rocco better than she does? He tells her that he never said this, and she says, get this and get this now. She will not send Rocco away to God knows where for God knows how long. He says, then she’s leaving him with no way to protect him or her. Why is she being so stubborn and naïve about this? He thought she was smarter than this.

Dante wonders, why would Rocco do such a thing? but Elizabeth says she doesn’t know. She just knew that she didn’t want to get him into trouble. And she didn’t want to put Dante in the position that she’s put him in now. He says, she didn’t out him anywhere. This isn’t on her. If anything, everything’s falling into place right now. Jason and Britt’s statement. Rocco… Saying his name doesn’t even feel real. She says she’s really sorry, but he says she shouldn’t be apologizing to him. He should be apologizing to her. She says, what? and he says, Jason is Jake’s father. Jason is in a WSB prison for covering for his son. Elizabeth has stakes here too. She says, not in the same way, and he says, Jason just took the fall for his kid. She says, and that’s the only part that does make sense, because that is something Jason would do.

Carly says, yes, Jack figured it out and he knows everything, and Lucas says, yikes. She says she wonders how that happened, and he says, don’t look at him, but she says she’s absolutely looking at him. He says, first, he and Jack Brennan don’t talk, okay? Secondly, he would never do that to her. And not just because it’s wrong, but because, as she knows, he was worried about what would happen if Jack found out. She says, he was right to worry because Jack’s dangerous and she gets that now, and he says, better late than never. She says she needs to know how Jack found out, and he asks if she’s sure Jack didn’t just figure it out on his own. She says, he didn’t just figure it out on his own. When he came over, he let himself in. He barged into her bedroom and he was angry. Someone told him. And if it wasn’t him… If he didn’t say anything to anyone, how did it get back to Josslyn?

Ava says, now that Ric got what he so desperately wanted, she believes they discussed today’s commission for her having introduced the two of them. He says, actually, it wasn’t so bad, and she says, practically painless. He says, maybe for her. She got what she wanted. She says, don’t kid yourself. We both did. He hands her an envelope of money and as she’s counting it, Sonny and Ethan walk in.

Jack says, so this is how it ends, huh? Valentin lures him here, gets the drop on him, and pulls a gun. Valentin says he knows. It’s too easy. Jack’s lost his edge. But Jack did let him take the fall for him. Sent him to Steinmauer. Remember that? Jack says he remembers Valentin being in Steinmauer, and Valentin says, that went well. Almost admirable. And now he’s targeting girls like Josslyn. That’s low, even for him. Jack says he doesn’t know anything about that. Now why doesn’t Valentin put down the gun? Because if something happened to Josslyn, Valentin is going to need him to find her. Valentin says, no. He found someone he likes working with a lot more. Nina screams, no! as Jack lunges for Valentin’s gun. They struggle and Nina tells them not to kill each other. Stop! Drew continues to listen, and Valentin loses the gun. Jack knocks him to the floor, and Valentin crawls toward the gun, but Jack pulls him back.

Elizabeth says, they were looking into Cullum’s shooting and she was just praying that when he was done, it would be Cullum’s blood on that gun. Dante says, it would have made things whole lot easier, and she says, some things, maybe. She gets up and heads for the door and says, he knows how much she cares about Rocco and she’ll do anything to protect him. He says, that’s supposed to be his job though, right? As a parent, he was supposed to protect him. And he failed. She says, but he didn’t know Rocco needed protecting, and he says, yeah, but he should have. She says, how? and he says he doesn’t know. She knew. She says, because she had information he didn’t, and he says, this whole time, Rocco was struggling. He just thought Rocco was feeling for Danny because… The guilt must be eating him alive, you know. Like he shot someone. That brings its own trauma, but he’s also the reason Danny’s now without his father, right after he’s lost his mom. She says she knows. It’s too much for both of them. He says he could have been there for Rocco. He could have helped him through this. He shouldn’t have to shoulder this weight alone… He wasn’t alone, right? She says she doesn’t think so, and he says, Britt must have known. She says she assumes so, and he says, Lulu knows too. Elizabeth says she’s pretty sure Lulu does, and he wonders how she could do that. This whole time their son has been struggling in this enormous amount of pain. How could she lie to him about something this important?

Lulu asks if Nathan is saying she’s stupid, but he says he thinks she’s failing to grasp how dangerous this situation is. She says, I’m sorry, detective. Then he obviously doesn’t know her, because she knows exactly what’s going on. He says, then she would know that all he wants to do is protect Rocco, and she says, really? By destroying him? Because that’s what sending him away would do. And if he can’t see that, then she thought he was smarter than that. He says, come on, and she says, consider himself removed from the situation. He says, all right. Her son, her secret. He won’t do anything to change that. He leaves and looks at her for a moment through the window before he walks away from the house.

Lucas says he’s just fine with Brennan no longer being Carly’s hug honey. The way she ended things might not have been ideal, but her whole thing wasn’t healthy, so why would the break-up be any different? She says, Josslyn didn’t want her with him from the beginning, and he says, same. She says, okay. Well, maybe Josslyn figured things out and she told Jack because she wanted to drive them apart. He says, let him ask her this. Is Brennan worth her tanking her relationship with her daughter? She says, of course (🍷) not, and he says, then she needs to talk to her. She says, that’s all she wants to do. The only thing that matters is finding Josslyn and making things right.

Drew looks as worried as he can, while Nina continues to holler in the living room. She keeps yelling, no! Stop! Valentin kicks Jack away and grabs the gun, and they struggle over it again. Nina grabs the syringe from under the toy truck and stabs Jack with it near his neck. She backs away, and both Valentin and Jack look surprised. Jack drops to the floor.

Ric asks what Sonny is doing here, and Sonny says he could ask Ric the same thing. Ava asks if they can have their family reunion someplace else? but Sonny says, no, they can’t. She says, then she’ll have to be the one to leave, but Ethan says he thinks they’ll all just stay put for the moment. Sonny cocks his gun, and Ric says, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. What the hell’s going on here? Sonny says, Ric came to him and said he could trust him. Then Ric betrayed him again. He’s telling Ric right now, this is the last time.

On Monday, Carly tells Charlotte that she can’t do that, no matter what happens; Drew moves his finger; and Lulu asks if Dante has evidence that Rocco shot Cullum.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

The first thing I thought was how nice it was too.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-eden-mccoy-on-josslyns-fight-to-survive-cassius

My guess is, there is no next for Jack and Carly.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-whats-next-for-jack-carly-laura-wright-chris-mckenna-talk-fallout

Two different connections dissected.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-ric-and-eilzabeths-twisted-romantic-history-explained

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-ethans-connection-to-delilah-baby-phoebes-mother-revealed

Just for fun. Hmm… I wonder if it’s harder for him to get a date now.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-cameron-mathison-opens-up-about-dating-after-divorce

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

Mike baited Alesia, telling her that she should have been 2nd stew, but Alesia didn’t take the bait. Daisy said she’d warned him about gossiping and he was working until 9 pm. He said, we’ll see about that, and she said she’d have him kicked him off the boat. She went to see Captain Jason – ha-ha! Jason has a pet fish – and gave him a rundown on the situation. The captain called Mike to the bridge, and Mike went from being his own HOD to being fired. Captain Jason said Mike was the source of the toxicity on the boat. He’d been disrespectful to a team leader and he was sending Mike home. In Mike’s interview, he said it wasn’t the first time he’d been sacked for being entertaining, but he couldn’t change who he was. Ellie told Alesia that Jenna was evil, and Ben whined about wasting time with the wrong woman. A new stew was coming and Daisy didn’t want to room with sh*t stirrer Ellie, so to accommodate the new stew and herself, she moved in with João and shuffled everyone else around. Of course Ellie made it about her. Sujay and Brenna were the primaries for the next charter, and were bringing along some friends and Sujay’s parents. In Sujay’s interview (new thing alert – guest interviews), he said his parents had sacrificed everything for their children’s education. He was a doctor now and he wanted his parents to live their best lives. The friends he was bringing were all in the medical field and also all kids at heart. First on the agenda was an 80s night, and while the décor was rad, I think disco balls are more 70s. When Daisy helped make shrimp cocktails, Ellie grabbed a shrimp out of her hand, which was not cool and all uncool. Alesia told Daisy that Ellie was talking about her behind her back, and Daisy asked what Ellie thought this was. Days of Our Lives? Alesia said she didn’t know what that was.😯In Daisy’s interview, she said Ellie was gaslighting front, back, and center. If she kept it up, she’d be fired next. Ellie bitched endlessly to Ben, saying Jenna and João were two snakes, and told Alesia that Jenna and João were all over each other in the hot tub. Jenna was evil.

Real Housewives Of Rhode Island

Alicia rented a 28-bedroom castle in Newport for a girls’ trip and the property was beyond fabulous. Old-timey cars had been sent to take them there, and the package included two butlers as well. It was also the 100th anniversary of the town. Kelsey broke up with her sugar daddy, and said being an adult was stressful.😕It was amazing how much she didn’t know, like how to keep a checkbook or cross the street. There was a doll tea party with each woman being assigned a doll, which was kind of cute. Then a masquerade dinner where they were assigned masks that matched their personality. They were to reveal something about themselves as they took their masks off, which was actually somewhat interesting. Jo-Ellen claimed that not getting enough love in her childhood was what made her into an a-hole. I paraphrase. Ashley spoke about leaving the sugar bowl, but her ex was still helping her, so not quite. There was a big to-do about Ashley saying her father left them homeless and Liz not having it. In Liz’s interview, she said Ashley had a big family and moved in with her grandparents, which wasn’t exactly shabby. There was a whole bunch of stuff about Rosie not telling the truth, and in Liz’s interview, she said the castle was big, quirky, and wild, not unlike them.

Summer House

Jesse had volunteered for a summer camp for kids with cancer, since he was a cancer survivor and wanted to give back. West and Ciara came with him, and in Ciara’s interview, she said she’d missed West as a friend. Of course, we’re all looking at this with West and Amanda eyes now, so everything is examined microscopically. Lindsay told Amanda that Carl’s mom had brought up past pain. Carl never had a respectful conversation with her and she was tired of being treated like a villain, while they were the victims. She couldn’t handle it anymore. It was the housemates’ last weekend in the Hamptons, so they began it with a water gun fight. KJ said he’d been himself for first time there and it was ending too soon. That’s one perspective. Ciara said suggested to Kyle that he and Amanda spend a month apart while still going to therapy and having date nights. They could fall back in love. She’d had the same conversation with Amanda, who said she didn’t disagree, but felt like it was a last ditch effort. In Ciara’s interview, she said Amanda deserved more, but she knew Kyle. He was wrong, but he had feelings too. Ciara told Kyle that she thought there was too much togetherness, since he and Amanda lived and worked in the same space together. In typical juvenile fashion, those at the first night’s dinner chanted and banged their silverware on the table until Carl and Bailey kissed. In Carl’s interview, he said the Australian Bachelor had nothing on him. Kyle announced that he was going to Vegas, where he was working on a residency contract for 2026. Lindsay asked if he’d discussed it with Amanda, referencing the Reunion where Amanda said she wanted to have kids with someone who wanted to have them with her. He clearly wasn’t ready, but Amanda was. Kyle said Amanda wasn’t ready, and they talked about Amanda like she wasn’t there. Kyle said he felt like he was under attack. He spiraled, yelled, walked out, and threw things. Carl followed him out, telling him to chill, and a fist fight commenced. Ho-hum.

The Valley

The group went to San Diego and Schwartz invited his new girlfriend Kiana along. When they got to the Airbnb or whatever, Jesse and Zack acted like Ramona 1 and 2, grabbing their rooms. They took a trip to an amusement park, and although Kristen said she was feeling like sh*t, she toughed it out. In Kristen’s interview, we had to hear TMI about her first period after having the baby. Since Michelle had recently lost her mother, Lala commiserated, telling Michelle about how much she missed her father.  

Southern Hospitality

Continuing in the DR, Lake was outed for sleeping with Oisin, and there was a bunch of discussion about it at breakfast. The group went ziplining and had something called Dinner in the Sky, which you couldn’t pay me enough to do. The dinner table was on a platform a million miles up (okay, I exaggerate… a little), so God forbid you should drop your napkin. Molly said Emmy had a weird vibe, but I’m not sure how you’d tell with this bunch. Michols and TJ seemed to be catching feelings, and they also went to a crazy Mardi Gras-ish burlesque type club which was glamourous and crowded to capacity.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills – Reunion Part 3

Erika said Dorit’s claims that she was being antagonistic to save her job were hurtful and untrue. Dorit accused Sutton of being a social climber, and Kathy suggested Sutton explain that she was a socialite. Andy said Sutton had been to the Met ball numerous times, and Dorit apologized, but Sutton said she didn’t care. Dorit felt attacked and screeched about Kyle talking behind her back. She insisted that Kyle went into the season with a plan, and threw around the c-word. Then she moved on to insisting someone told Erika – probably Kyle – to go after her and whined about Erika not being at her book cover reveal. Again I ask, who has those? Even my husband – who couldn’t care less – asked why anyone would have that. After an incredible amount of thought, Erika summed it up by saying she was really sad, but I think she just gave up trying to convey anything to Dorit. In the end, Erika and Dorit decided to take a break. I’m not sure exactly what that means, but I wouldn’t be able to tolerate Dorit for more than five minutes. Maybe. As they wrapped things up, Andy asked what everyone would be manifesting, calling it the Amanda Francis impact. Kathy wanted happiness and good health for everyone and desired they would all be full of joy. Jennifer wanted to win the World Series of Poker, and Amanda said, goodness for everyone (zzzz…) and more of the great life she already had. Erika wanted to be free from her old life and onto new things, and Sutton chose having a man in her life, which Erika called man-o-festing. Rachel wanted to keep laughing through life and have a guy who made her laugh to make out with. Dorit was manifesting staying on track with PK and said she knew it was her year. Kyle wanted to survive her daughters moving out, along with manifesting inner peace and peace within the group. Good luck with that. Boz had a great answer and closest to the one I’d give. She wanted to manifest never hearing the word manifesting again. Andy had someone bring out Machatinis, along with two cakes for Kathy’s birthday. Kyle gave a toast to learning and growing, and having peace within themselves, their relationships, and the group. She hoped they all found peace together one day. Double good luck with that. Andy lifted a glass to 15 more seasons, which Amada thought was wonderful, apparently assuming she’d be there.

Random Reality Items

I miss her and her designer Frankenstein shoes.

She just said no.

Because I miss them already.

Keeping Archie in our thoughts and prayers. Please reach out to Shannon if you have any intel.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Trick. TubiTV, et al. Released in 1999, this isn’t exactly a new movie, but I needed a pick-me-up and it never fails. Gabriel is a young, gay musical writer in NYC, who’s not very good at being gay. Looking for love in all the wrong places, he meets Mark, a go-go boy. They try to find a place to be alone and fail miserably. An inconsiderate roommate, a clueless best friend, a nasty mean queen ex, and the universe in general conspire to keep them from hooking up, but along the way, they discover… Well, watch it. Despite the deceptive title, it’s the kind of film that will leave you smiling, funny and sweet without being saccharine. One of the things I loved most about it was the way it captured that time in life when you’re just starting out, optimistic about the future, and feel you can do anything. Having gone to acting school in NYC, I thought it was incredibly believable and captured the aura of struggling, hopeful artists to perfection. Tori Spelling is especially funny as Gabriel’s BFF and leading lady, and does a monologue about sh*t that never fails to crack me up. Supposedly, a Broadway musical is in the works, and I’d love to see that happen.

https://decider.com/2016/06/15/the-gay-we-were-trick

https://ew.com/article/1999/04/19/trick

Mr. Crocket. Hulu. – Children go missing, parents are found mutilated and dead, and the former host of a children’s show has made himself a presence in their lives via an old video tape. Mr. Crocket – a cross between Pee-wee Herman and William Marshall in Blacula – leaves a bloody trail in his wake, believing he is rescuing children from the abusive fate he had as a child. The town police are dummies and when two parents of missing children figure it out, they go to the dark side, where they find a skewed version of Mr. Crocket’s television show where he isn’t such a great housekeeper. The acting is authentic, the story both original and a little poignant, and there are some genuinely creepy moments.

https://culturecrypt.com/movie-reviews/mr-crocket-2024

Prey. Netflix. In this dubbed German film, a group of male friends get together for a getaway at a national park, a last hurrah before one of them gets married. It’s not long before they realize someone is hunting them and they’re picked off one by one. Simple and relatively short at around an hour and a half, I didn’t hate this. The acting is excellent, and while the premise isn’t incredibly original, the killer is a bit of a surprise. I also liked that it wasn’t a slow burn, and pretty relentless all the way through.

https://vanessasnonspoilers.com/archives/39082/prey-movie-2021-review-netflix-thriller

💃🏽 Artistic Fashion…

The Met Gala red carpet.

https://ew.com/met-gala-2026-red-carpet-photos-11963241

I don’t think there’s really a lot to unpack here.

https://ew.com/met-gala-2026-theme-explained-11965244

Lena Dunham, just no.

https://radaronline.com/p/met-gala-2026-red-carpet-best-and-worst-dressed-stars-photos

I figured Bad Bunny was the old guy in Grace by Eric Enstrom.

https://people.com/the-best-and-worst-of-the-2026-met-gala-11966648

I didn’t think Lauren Sánchez Bezos’ gown was so awful. While it was simple, maybe she was playing it lowkey to give others a chance for the spotlight.

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a71204010/best-worst-dressed-met-gala-2026

After the ball is over.

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a70820808/2026-met-gala-after-party-looks

🎭 All the World’s a Stage…

This year’s Tony nominees.

https://ew.com/2026-tony-awards-nominations-see-full-list-11961826

🧹 I Smell a Sequel…

A third installment of the tale of the Sanderson sisters is on the horizon.

https://ew.com/hocus-pocus-3-officially-in-development-bette-midler-sarah-jessica-parker-kathy-najimy-11968539

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/hocus-pocus-3-sequel

👿 Restoring the Condemned…

A fast and loose adaption of Aldous Huxley’s The Devils of Loudun about a 17th century witchcraft trial. I was always a big Oliver Reed fan, so I’ve seen this a couple of times. Not for the weak.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/the-devils-4k-restoration

🐶🐱 How Pet Moms Can Celebrate…

📸 Have your photo taken.

https://pethelpful.com/pet-news/petco-mothers-day-event-pet-moms-2026

💞 Deepen your bond.

https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/dog-mothers-day-on-saturday-bond-with-pets

💐 Make sure they’re safe.

https://www.aspca.org/news/make-your-mom-and-your-pets-smile-guide-pet-safe-mothers-day-bouquet

🐕 Care about their stories.

https://bestfriends.org/stories/features/7-animal-super-moms-marvelous-mothers-day

🐝 Quotes of the Week

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.Margaret Thatcher

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. – Albert Einstein

Just because the answer’s not what you want doesn’t mean it’s not true. – Rosie Woods DiMare, The Real Housewives of Rhode Island

Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.Marcus Aurelius

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. – Mark Twain

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies, and the character of his friends. – K@$H

She is the Grand Poohbah of slutdom. – Dorothy Zbornak (Bea Arthur), The Golden Girls

🎢 Spring Will Be a Little Late This Year…

Until next time, stay safe; stay taking a spring digital detox, stepping outside of your comfort zone (or at least just stepping outside), and developing yourself as a person; and stay making sure guests don’t think your couch is like sleeping on a board that smells like popcorn.

Video> Three Dog Night – Mama Told Me Not to Come (BBC in Concert, 7.12.1972)

May 1, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Brick Pays a Visit To Jordan, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Coming Soon, Women Who Rock, Animal Assist, A Half Dozen Quotes & First

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday: 

Carly brought Valentin a sandwich, saw the mess, and asked, what happened? He said he’d gotten a visit from her WSB agent daughter.

Obrecht told Josslyn that her Nathan would never impersonate Cesar, and Josslyn said Faison didn’t murder Nathan.

Outside Bobbie’s, Nathan praised James for his karate skills, when Sidwell came along.

Ethan was surprised Sonny sold the piers, and Sonny said, long story. If this worked out, there would be no secrets between them. Lucy showed up and wondered what Ethan was doing in Port Charles.

Dante brought Rocco in for his shift at the hospital, but Britt thought his hand should heal first. Rocco said he wanted to complete his community service before baseball season, and Dante wondered if Britt had seen Elizabeth.

Cullum said Elizabeth had given him excellent care despite sharing a child with the man who shot him.

Lucy hugged Ethan and said he was still handsome. Ethan said, same, and Sonny agreed. Lucy said she was always thinking about Luke and the trouble they’d gotten into, and Ethan left to get coffee. Lucy said she was confident in confiding to Sonny that she was going to make her move on Sidwell.

Sidwell asked if James learned that lethal move from his father.

Rocco asked if Britt needed help, but she told him to go get changed, and he left. Dante hoped Britt could help out with the pier investigation, but she said she’d given her statement and nothing had changed, and she left.

Elizabeth said every patient was given the best care, despite who they were or their position, and Sidwell asked how her son Jake was handling things. He suggested she and Jason were still close, but she said that was hard considering she didn’t know where Jason was. He asked if she was working the night he was shot, and she said she hadn’t been part of his team. He said he wanted to find out where all the interested parties were, but she said she was hardly that. She didn’t see Jason that night. She was more than happy to assign another nurse, but he said it wasn’t necessary, and she suggested they stay focused on his care.

Valentin told Carly that he’d lost his temper. Josslyn neglected to mention her discovery of the book and cigarillos that Cullum had when she’d gone to Windymere. Carly wondered if that was code, but he said they were linked to Faison, and she wondered how they were linked to Josslyn. He said, not Josslyn – Anna.

Josslyn said it was a miracle Nathan was alive, and Obrecht agreed. Josslyn asked if she’d questioned why or how he was back, but Obrecht said he was a hero. He’d protected Maxie from a bullet from his own father. If Josslyn smudged her son, she’d regret it.

Lucy said she had to make her move or Ava would box her out, and Sonny said, let her. He told her to call him if she was in danger, but she promised she could handle herself, so ta. She left, and he said, famous last words, when Ethan came back. He asked what that was about, and Sonny said Ethan might have to save Lucy from herself.

Nathan told Sidwell that James was studying karate to learn focus and self-discipline, not to be lethal. Have a nice night. Nathan and James went into Bobbie’s.

Josslyn apologized, but said she couldn’t help thinking it was all connected with what was happening with Anna, and Obrecht said she’d forget they had this conversation. If someone was emulating Faison, it would be dangerous if they found out she was asking questions. She didn’t want to end up like Anna. Josslyn said she was letting it go and left. Obrecht took out her phone, while Josslyn skulked around.

Dante told Elizabeth that Rocco had been quiet lately, and she said she’d noticed. Dante thought maybe he felt guilty about Danny, and Elizabeth said she’d keep an eye on him. Had Dante followed up with Cullum? From the way he’d questioned her, he was looking for answers.

Valentin said Anna was convinced Faison was alive, but Carly said Jason was convinced he was dead. Maybe it was good that Anna was getting help. He said he didn’t think it was that simple. Cullum was dangerous and a Faison expert. She asked if he thought Cullum was playing a mind game with Anna, and he said he thought Cullum played a direct role in Anna’s breakdown.

Ethan said Sidwell was like a sparkler stuck between dynamite sticks, and Sonny said Sidwell was dangerous because of Marco being murdered. Lucy was in over her head, and he wanted Ethan to get her out of it. Ethan suggested they eliminate Sidwell.

Lucy met Sidwell at Bobbie’s and went over to say hello to James and Nathan. Sidwell suggested they sit together, but Nathan said Obrecht had invited them for dessert and he and James left. Lucy said she was thrilled that she and Sidwell could be alone.

Elizabeth told Dante that Cullum believed she was helping Jason, and Dante said he’d been barred from investigating what happened to Jason. He knew something was off, but hadn’t helped Jason or Danny, and they deserved better.

Cullum’s phone rang, and he asked what they had… Anna Devane… That is extremely interesting…

Valentin told Carly that Cullum and Sidwell were working on a project Faison had started. Anna knew the way Faison’s mind worked, and he thought she’d figured it out and was trying to stop it. Cullum would have wanted her out of the way. Carly said, why not kill Anna? but he said, it would attract attention. No one would rest until the killers were brought to justice, especially him.

Rocco peeked into Cullum’s room, and Britt grabbed him. He said he needed to see Cullum. He’d never shot anyone before. Britt said his life was riding on this and he could never say that again. Stay away from her and Cullum. Elizabeth saw Britt grabbing Rocco by the arm and yelling at him, and ran over. She told Britt to get her hands off Rocco.

Lucy asked how Sidwell was, and he said he had his ups and downs. She felt badly that she’d been in Los Angeles, but he said he’d never fault her for prioritizing business. Ava had been a bastion of support in her absence.  

Sonny said it was drastic and he’d never known Ethan to cross lines. Ethan said, things and people changed, and Sonny asked if he was saying he’d eliminate Sidwell for the right price. Ethan said, no, because it was personal. Sonny said, since when? and Ethan said since Sidwell tried to kill his mother.

Obrecht hugged James and asked if he was enjoying karate. James said he loved it, and she said karate enhanced mental health by fostering discipline, focus, stress relief, self-confidence. He said, and humility, and she said she had something for him that she’d brought from New Zealand. It was a power shell that symbolized prosperity, healing, and connection to the sea. James thanked her, and Obrecht hugged Nathan. He asked if everything was okay.

Josslyn went to see Dante and asked about the investigation into Cullum’s shooting, but he said there wasn’t one by the PCPD. She flashed back to seeing Nathan at the hospital, and Dante said Jason had confessed. There wasn’t much he could do. Josslyn said he’d know more than her about navigating the WSB, but he said she would because she was currently in it.

Carly asked if Valentin just didn’t want to believe Anna broke on her own. None of them was invincible. Valentin said the timing was suspect. Two of Faison’s children came back from the dead and Cullum had been pulling the strings for longer than anyone realized. There was a connection. There had to be. Carly asked what he wanted, and he said he wanted to talk to Anna directly. He’d called the clinic saying he was Doc (aka Dr. Kevin Collins).

Obrecht said things were better than fine, and James said Nathan had gone on a date with Lulu and he got to come too. The chicken got so burnt, they had to go out for pizza. Obrecht asked if they’d enjoyed the date, and James said he couldn’t wait to do it again. Nathan told James to ask Trish about her mother, and James left. Obrecht said it must be serious with him and Lulu if he was including James, and he said they’d gotten closer. She said it was clear he and James were happy. He was a good father to his son. James had needed Nathan. Nathan said he’d needed James too, and she said they had each other, and in the end, that’s all that mattered.

Lucy said she was glad Sidwell had Ava’s support, but now that she was back, he had even more. She was thinking it would be great to spend time on the open water, something more glamorous than the launch. He said, like his yacht, and she pretended to be surprised that he had one. She thought it would be perfect to take to the 4th of July regatta. She’d gone in the past. He said she was welcome to come on board anytime. Perhaps they should invite Ava as well.

Sonny told Ethan about Holly coming to him after she’d stolen Sidwell’s diamonds in Africa, and Ethan said, it was a small price to pay, since Sidwell had tried to kill her more than once. The world would be a better place without Sidwell, but there was obviously a reason Sonny wanted to keep him alive.

Dante said he knew Josslyn was in the WSB, and told her about seeing her connect with Vaughn at the airport. She asked if he’d told anyone, and he said it would put her in jeopardy, so only Anna. Help him. She was asking questions about an investigation that should be handled by her agency, and it made him think it wasn’t an open and shut case. He wanted to know who sent her here.

Elizabeth told Rocco to complete his assigned tasks, and he left. She asked what the hell Britt was doing speaking to Rocco like that and putting her hands on him, but Britt said it wasn’t what it looked like. Elizabeth said she had no right to treat Rocco like that, and Britt said she did it because she had to.

James came back with cake to share with Obrecht. He wished he had a brother and asked if Nathan felt the same way. Nathan said he’d had Peter, but James said he meant a good brother.

Dante asked if Brennan or Cullum had sent her, but Josslyn said the WSB hadn’t told her anything. They didn’t know she was there. Brennan had deactivated her and told her to stay out of this. Dante asked why she was on a fishing expedition then, and she said she didn’t buy the official explanation that Jason shot Cullum. It didn’t fit Jason or Britt. It looked like they were covering something up. He said the next time she wanted something, she’d better show up with something useful and be ready to trade. She said understood and left. Dante called Tomkins and asked for the pier shooting evidence that they’d buried. He was going to reopen the investigation.

Britt told Elizabeth that she knew she was a disaster for Rocco, and she was trying to do the right thing and get him out of her life. Help her keep Rocco away.

Ethan said instead of retaliating against the trouble Sidwell caused Sonny, Sonny sold him his piers. He had a specific reason to keep Sidwell alive or Sidwell had leverage. What was the move? Sonny said he was impressed and he had his reason for not wanting Sidwell dead… yet. Ethan said, if and when that changed, he’d be more than happy to take care of it.

Valentin said Anna’s condition hadn’t changed and she was still suffering from delusions, and Carly said he’d taken a huge risk. He’d already done it once and the WSB were monitoring her. They knew he cared about Anna and would expect him to reach out. What if the call led them to her house?

Lucy said, it would be a dream, when Sidwell got a call and went outside to take it. Cullum said they’d been monitoring Anna and a call was apparently made by her referring doctor, but they both knew he was in Ireland and the call came from Port Charles. He wanted to find out who placed the call and pay that person a visit.

Tuesday:

Kai met with Willow in her office, and she told him that she was going to be taking a more active role in the International Law Enforcement Appropriations Committee. She wanted to know who supported funding for the WSB and who didn’t. He asked if it had to do with her meeting with Brennan.

Portia and Trina ate at Bobbie’s and talked about the baby coming. Portia said they’d done nothing with the nursery, and Trina said it didn’t feel right to work on their project when Jordan was going through hell.

At the hospital, Turner gifted Jordan with a cashmere hoodie.

On the phone in his office, Curtis requested a copy of the paint analysis from the paint on the guardrail, when Michael brought him some Aurora paperwork. He asked Curtis if it was about Jordan’s accident and had they ID’d the other driver, and Curtis said, not yet, but there was a good chance it was Isaiah Gannon.

Isaiah thanked Lucas for covering for him, since he’d wrecked the side of his SUV in the parking garage.

Brook cuddled Phoebe, when Tracy walked in.

Michael asked why Curtis thought it was Isaiah, and Curtis said the other car scraped the guardrail and the paint was the same as Isaiah’s SUV. Michael said there were a lot of SUVs like his, and Curtis told him about Isaiah bugging Jordan at the hospital. It was like he was feeling guilty. Michael said it still seemed like a big leap, but Curtis thought it was worth pursuing.

Isaiah told Lucas that his mistake was going to cost him in car repairs.

Jordan apologized to Turner for being self-pitying, but Turner said Jordan didn’t have to put up a front. They were friends. She always wanted the truth no matter what. Jordan said her face may never be the same and she was trying to be realistic. She’d taken pride in her appearance and didn’t know if she could handle it.

Trina told Portia that she was torn. It seemed insensitive to move ahead. Portia said the baby wouldn’t put things on pause, but she was going to let Curtis know before they did anything. He wasn’t happy about not being aware of her last check-up. Trina said Jordan was shook up about the injuries to her face, and Portia said shattered glass could cause deep lacerations and they’d been compounded by burns. Trina felt guilty for being rude to Jordan in the past and wished she could do more, but Portia said it wasn’t too late.

Willow told Kai that she was working with Jack. What happened to Jason was a miscarriage of justice and she wanted to make sure it didn’t happen again. She needed more power and influence with the funding committee.

Tracy was desperate for caffeine after being awakened by a wailing baby, and Brook said Phoebe would have a better sleep schedule in six months, but Tracy said, she could be back with her actual family by then. Chase asked where Brook’s car was, and Tracy said she’d put both their cars in to get detailed. There was two for one deal, and who didn’t love a good bargain? Chase left for work, and Tracy told Brook that he was a smart cop. She’d better do a better job of covering.

Kristina visited Lucas’s office and said she wanted to see how he was doing. He said he was hanging in there, and she said she’d been thinking about Marco since they’d reopened Charlie’s. She’d be dead if not for him. He was a hero. Lucas agreed.

Isaiah called Willow and he asked for Kai’s number, and she said he was in luck. Kai was there. She put Kai on the phone, and Isaiah said he needed Kai’s help with something important. Could he swing by the hospital?

Brook told Tracy that she’d come clean with the police. She’d just explain that she didn’t know there was an accident and leave out the glass of wine part. Tracy said Lucy wouldn’t, and Brook said she wasn’t drunk, but Tracy said it didn’t matter. The police would assume she was covering up a crime even though she wasn’t responsible. Brook wondered why she felt like she was.

Jordan said she knew she should just be grateful to be alive, and Turner said people were judged on the appearance, especially women. (Truth!) She had to present a whole package to the jury. Men didn’t have to worry about the same things. Jordan said she was the public face of Sidwell’s company, and Turner asked if she was concerned he’d fire her. Jordan said, it might be a relief, and Turner said, eventually, Jordan would deal with it. Her strength and confidence was inspiring. Jordan said the lacerations had already changed how she felt about herself and she didn’t know how she felt about that.

Curtis told Michael to keep it to himself, and Michael said, of course (🍷). Curtis said he didn’t want to make any accusations until he had proof and even then it could be dicey. They’d worked hard at making peace, but the other driver committed a crime and should be held accountable. Michael said he understood, but it might not give Curtis the resolution he was hoping for. Curtis said he had to know if his hunch was correct.

Tracy said coming forward wouldn’t help Jordan and might make things worse for Brook, and Brook asked if she couldn’t just tell Chase. Tracy said, absolutely not. He’d be obligated to report it. Besides, secrets were part of a healthy marriage. What if Chase decided she was at fault and decided she should come forward? Brook said, or he could decide to protect her and compromise his own principles, and Tracy said, Jordan was at fault. All Brook did was swerve to avoid her. She was saving herself and Chase heartache. Trina stood at the patio door with a package.

Curtis asked Portia if there were any updates on Jordan’s condition, but Portia said she’d been keeping her distance. She and Trina had discussed the nursery and decided they’d wait on it, since he was focused on Jordan. Curtis told her to start anyway. It was funny how things could change in an instant. Portia said she and Isaiah were shocked to get the call, and Curtis said, so they were out of town? Portia wondered why he asked, and he said when they brought Jordan in, he’d hoped to bump into them. She said she was done working for the day, but Isaiah came back for an emergency house call.

Lucas was glad someone else knew Marco was so brave, and Kristina said she wanted the world to know. She thought they should honor him with a memorial. The Corinthos-Davis Foundation could do something to honor him and she wanted to know more about him.

Kai met Isaiah at the hospital. They had a young patient named Derek who’d been there for weeks. Kai asked how long Derek was supposed to stay, and Isaiah said he was waiting on a liver transplant. He was a huge football fan whose dream was to play quarterback at PCU. He thought a visit from Kai would brighten his day, since Kai was his favorite football player. Kai said he’d do whatever he could.

Michael went to see Willow in her office, and she apologized for losing her temper and saying things about Jacinda. He asked why she had a change of heart, and she said she realized the animosity wasn’t good for the kids. He accepted her apology and said she should probably apologize to Jacinda directly. She said she had a favor to ask.

Trina brought them a package that was mistakenly delivered to the apartment, and Brook asked about Jordan. Trina said she was expected to make a full recovery, but her face may be permanently scarred.

Turner said, of course (🍷) Jordan would feel different. She had to give herself time to heal physically and emotionally. Jordan said she was terrible at waiting (same) and had no control over what happened, and Turner said Jordan could give herself grace and lean on the people who cared about her. Jordan said Curtis didn’t sign up for this, and Turner said he didn’t seem like he backed away when things got tough. Curtis was lucky to have her. Jordan appreciated Turner letting her be herself, and Turner said, anytime.

Lucas said Marco had considered being a professional musician because it was what Natalia wanted, and Kristina said it was lucky Natalia had Allie to fulfill her dreams instead. He said Marco had loved his mom and was devastated when she died, and she asked what else he loved. Lucas said, tennis. He once beat Marco and they had to play again to even the score, missing a dinner reservation. Kristina said she could work with that. What did he think about the Marco Rios Tennis Center? He said he thought Marco would love that, and she said she’d host a fund raiser.

Isaiah introduced Kai to Derek, who was very impressed. He wanted to be just like Kai. Kai said he could also learn from Derek and suggested they trade tips.

Willow asked Michael’s permission to take the kids to Disney World. It had been poor judgement for her to take them to Drew’s swearing in without asking him and she wanted to do things the right way. He said that’s why she apologized, but she said it had been sincere. He told her, just keep him advised on the details. They should coordinate their schedules since he wanted to take the kids to Hawaii this summer. She said she appreciated his effort to get along and wished they’d have done it sooner. Chase showed up with flowers.

Chase said he could come back later, but Michael said he was just leaving. Chase gave Willow the flowers and thanked her for helping with Phoebe. It meant the world to him. He thanked her for being a good friend.

Portia asked if Lucas didn’t go to med school with one of the top plastic surgeons in the country, and he said, Dr. Shapiro, who was based in LA. She asked if he’d see if Dr. Shapiro could consult on Jordan’s case, and he said he would, but the doctor had a two-year waitlist. She said if he was Lucas’s friend, it was worth a shot.

Curtis went to Jordan’s room and she showed him the hoodie. Turner left, and Curtis said it was nice to see Jordan smiling. She said she’d talked to Dr. Caldwell and it would be at least a month before they could discuss surgical options. The doctor said the burns shouldn’t be a problem long term, but they had to wait for them to heal. It would be simpler if they’d gotten help sooner.

Tracy said if Jordan or Curtis needed anything, they were there to help, and Brook told Trina, the night of the accident was the night she and Gio had performed at Charlie’s. Even though she’d missed seeing it live, Dante sent a recording and she’d been amazing. Trina thanked her, and Brook asked if she’d considered a future in singing. Trina said she was focused on the art world, and Brook said if Trina changed her mind, she’d be happy to help her. Trina left, and Tracy asked if Brook was out of her mind.

Michael met Kristina at Bobbie’s and said his meeting with Willow had been enlightening. He’d been worried that Willow would use her congressional power against him, but he’d figured out how to level the playing field. The key to neutralizing Willow had been staring him in the face this whole time.

Chase asked if things were okay between Willow and Michael, and she told him how Michael had agreed to let her take the kids out of state on vacation. He said it was the least Michael could do after framing her for shooting Drew, and she said, it was all very civil. She wished he’d been willing to compromise from the beginning. Things wouldn’t have gone as far as they did. He said she was too good for Michael and always had been.

Brook said she just wanted to help Trina out, but Tracy said Brook wanted to assuage her guilt when she had nothing to feel guilty about. Brook said, Jordan may end up with permanent scars, but Tracy said Brook inserting herself in their family would only make them suspicious. Brook asked if she was supposed to live her life with the secret and a guilty conscience, and Tracy said, it could be worse. If they found out she was in the other car involved, she could lose everything – her husband, Phoebe, and any chance of adopting. Brook had to pull it together or Tracy wouldn’t be able to help her.

Kai said Derek was great and would be okay, and Isaiah said Kai’s visit inspired Derek to keep fighting. Kai said he’d forgotten what it was like to have a positive impact on someone. He hoped Derek got a chance to play. He’d love to come back if it was okay with Isaiah. Isaiah said, of course (🍷) it was.

Lucas said it was nice of Portia to help Jordan and she said he was the one making the call. He said she’d thought of it, and she said she hadn’t been fair to Jordan. She hoped it worked out. They weren’t best friends, but Jordan would be a part of her life and she wanted to help.

Curtis went to catch Turner, and asked if there were any updates on the other car, but she said they had no suspects yet. He said he did. She should look into Dr. Isaiah Gannon.

Wednesday:

At the hospital, Isaiah told Elizabeth about scraping his car in the garage, when Willow arrived. He congratulated her and asked how she managed everything.

Curtis went to see Laura and gave her an update on Jordan. He said she was struggling with coming to terms with permanent scarring and asked if Laura could help him figure something out. They were trying to find the driver from the other vehicle and he had reason to believe it was Isaiah.

Alexis sat with Brook at the park, and Brook introduced her to Phoebe.

Josslyn went to see Lucas and said she was concerned about Cullum. Lucas wondered why she was so interested in him.

Nathan went to Lulu’s and said they had to do something before Rocco got himself in trouble.

Jack went to Crimson to see Nina, and said he wanted a cease fire. It was time to reset the tone of their relationship.

Valentin wanted to cook for Carly and the moss bowl🎍, when Michael showed up.

Josslyn told Lucas that she was concerned about her mother. If Cullum made a recovery, he might remember something that helped Jason. His account of what happened might clarify why Jason did what he did, and he might help Jason’s defense even if he didn’t mean to. With Jason gone, she was worried her mom would do something reckless.

Valentin hid, and Michael came in. He said he figured out how to handle Willow, and Carly asked what she’d done. Michael said it was what Willow was going to do. She just needed a little push.

Elizabeth told Willow that when she was with Drew, he’d blinked an SOS. She wondered why Nina hadn’t told Willow.

Jack said his and Nina’s relationship was needlessly antagonistic. Part of his job was to find Valentin, but he wasn’t going to pressure her about Charlotte anymore and the traffic cam footage didn’t need to see the light of day. Nina asked what the catch was.

Laura said, as far as she knew, the PCPD was treating it as a single car accident, and Curtis said it wasn’t the other driver’s fault, but if they had stopped, an ambulance could have been called and they could have gotten Jordan out sooner and further away before the car exploded. Laura suggested the other driver didn’t know there was an accident, and Curtis said the only way to know was to find him. Laura asked if he held them responsible.

Nathan told Lulu that Rocco came clean to Britt, and Lulu was worried that Britt would sacrifice Rocco if she needed leverage. Nathan said Britt loved Rocco and had come to him. She’d been on the pier that night, but she wasn’t the problem. Rocco was.

Curtis said they didn’t know why the driver didn’t stop and deserved information, but Laura said moral responsibility didn’t always translate to legal accountability. Curtis said it was a crime to flee the scene of an accident, but Laura said, only if they knew there had been an accident. Curtis said, if it was Isaiah, it would complicate things between him and Portia, and they were in a good place, but he and Jordan almost died. The crash was an accident, but driving away was a choice. She asked if he really believed it was Isaiah or did he want it to be.

Brook told Alexis that the PCPD was looking for Phoebe’s family, but had come up with nothing. If there was no family, how long before she was officially declared a ward of the state?

Willow told Elizabeth that Drew did that a lot. He wanted to be his old self and it was his way of expressing his anger and frustration. Elizabeth said there were eye-tracking devices that translated to words. Willow could get her husband back.

Jack said there was no catch, and Nina said he must have realized she was right, that Carly would kick him to the curb if she found out. He said he didn’t see the need to rock the boat, but if Charlotte happened to confide in her, he’d appreciate it if she passed it along. Nina flashed back to Valentin saying he wanted her to pass information along that he wanted Jack to have, and told Jack they’d call it done and walk away. He said, done. If she did give him information, he’d make sure no one knew it came from her. He left, and Jacinda asked why Charlotte was rude to him. Charlotte said he was the reason her dad was a fugitive, but Jack wouldn’t find him in a million years.

Josslyn told Lucas that she and her mom weren’t speaking, and she’d said some things she regretted. Lucas said it was usually her mom that said things everybody regretted, so it was progress, and she said, nice try. He said it would pass. It’s what their family did. In the meantime, he’d keep an eye on her mom. They’d just had dinner and at the moment, Josslyn might be right to question her mom’s choices.

Michael told Carly that Chase was blind to Willow’s manipulations. He didn’t see her for what she was. Carly asked if he thought Chase was still in love with her, and he said Chase was supposedly happily married and was doing this for another woman. She asked if he thought they were having an affair, and he said, not yet, but it just needed a little fuel. She asked what he’d get out of it, and he said it would be a massive scandal. Willow would be removed from her seat and his advantages would work again. Carly said it could work, but would destroy Brook’s marriage and life. Did he want to do that?

Michael said he loved Brook, but as awful as it was, he knew the truth about Willow now. He hadn’t known who she was, like Brook didn’t know who Chase was. He saw Chase for who he really was, convinced of his own moral superiority. He wasn’t going to force Chase to cheat on Brook, but he’d construct circumstances favorable to an affair. She asked why Willow would cheat, and he said she was alone in the world and didn’t do well alone. She needed someone to reinforce her belief in herself. Willow wanted to be the person Chase thought she was.

Willow told Elizabeth that she’d looked into it, but was concerned it would send Drew the wrong message. He would take it as her not believing in him and accepting his condition as permanent. She couldn’t do that because he was a proud man. Elizabeth said it must be daunting to add one more thing, but he’d been trying hard to communicate. Willow’s and Drew’s lives would be better if he could talk to her.

Alexis asked if Brook and Chase had talked about adopting Phoebe, but Brook said she thought they were afraid to say it out loud. They wanted Phoebe back with her family and it felt wrong to give her to strangers, abandoning her all over again. They already loved her. Alexis said that might be what they had to do.

Charlotte was snippy with Nina, and Nina said she owed Charlotte an apology for not being a good friend. She was sorry for letting Charlotte down and promised to do better. Charlotte said she hadn’t expected anything from Nina anyway. She was never really Nina’s daughter.

Nathan said Rocco was struggling, and Lulu said of course (🍷) he was, but he wouldn’t be in this situation if he hadn’t been following Britt. Nathan said if it was found out that Rocco shot Cullum, everything they’d done to protect him would go down the drain, and it was only a matter of time before Rocco told Dante. She said she’d talk to him, but he said that wasn’t working, and she asked what they should do. He said they needed to send Rocco away for his own good.

Josslyn wondered what was going on with her mom, but Lucas told her that he shouldn’t have said anything. She said, he did. So spill. If her mom had gone rogue or was trying to rescue Jason, she needed to know. Lucas said what Carly was doing wasn’t dangerous or illegal, but Josslyn said she wasn’t leaving his side until he told her and she had all day. He said, fine. Carly was cheating on Brennan.

Brook wondered if being Phoebe’s foster parents worked in their favor, and Alexis said it was a complicated situation. When they’d decided to take Phoebe in, they did it with the understanding that it was temporary. They couldn’t cut the line ahead of families waiting to adopt. Brook said, what about what was best for Phoebe? but Alexis said that wasn’t for them to decide. If they really wanted to adopt Phoebe, the sooner they made it official, the better.

Curtis asked if Laura thought he wanted it to be Isaiah because of his relationship with Portia, and Laura said Isaiah was a doctor who’d taken an oath to do no harm. Why would he keep quiet about it? It was the man Portia cheated on him with and it had caused uncertainty about the baby. There had to be a part of him that wanted to punish Isaiah. He said Portia was planning a future with Isaiah and their futures were entwined, and she asked how he felt about Isaiah being a part of that. He said he didn’t love it, but had to accept Isaiah would be part of the baby’s life, like or not. If Isaiah was the one, he thought Portia needed to know what kind of man he was. Laura said maybe Curtis shouldn’t be the one to prove it.

Jacinda asked if Charlotte was okay, and Charlotte said she used to think Nina loved her, but she couldn’t trust Nina and neither could her dad. Willow came in to see Nina and went into her office. She asked why Nina didn’t tell her that Elizabeth was worried about Drew, and Nina said she thought she’d played it off, but Willow said, not well enough. Elizabeth was pushing her to get an eye-tracking device so he could communicate. Nina said the second Drew could tell people what was going on, it was all over.

Josslyn asked, who and how long? Did Brennan know? Lucas said Carly admitted no details, which made him think he knew the person and didn’t like them. Josslyn flashed back to asking Carly if she was aiding and abetting a fugitive, and Lucas said he was worried Carly was with Sonny again, but Josslyn said it wasn’t Sonny. Her mom was past that. Lucas said, as for Brennan knowing, he didn’t think so. Carly was working hard to keep it a secret and he supposed it was none of his business. Don’t say anything to her. Josslyn said she wouldn’t and left.

Nathan told Lulu that they had to get Rocco out of Port Charles, but Lulu said, absolutely not. He said it would be good for Rocco to get away from where it happened, but she said it was also where everyone who cared about him lived. He said Rocco was already isolating himself. She thought Rocco could contain this, but he couldn’t. They had to get him out. It would be better for everyone if Rocco wasn’t there and she needed to think about what Rocco needed, not what she wanted.

Lulu asked who Nathan thought he was. She wasn’t abandoning Rocco when he needed her most. Isaiah knocked at the door, and she told Nathan that Isaiah was a true friend. He’d treated Rocco’s hand, no questions asked. Isaiah gave her the last round of antibiotics and said he hadn’t realized Nathan was involved. Nathan asked what he knew, and Isaiah said he knew Rocco hurt his hand. Like Lulu said, no questions asked.

Brook said she’d talk to Chase tonight, and Alexis told her to have an honest conversation about what they both wanted. They’d wanted a private adoption, which was different from a state adoption. With a private adoption, the couples had more control rather than fighting the child welfare system. Brook asked if they had to go to court, and Alexis said, not only did they have to convince the court to ignore its own rules, they had to convince them to ignore the families waiting for a baby. She’d help, but it would be a hard fight and they needed to be up for it. Brook said she already knew in her heart what Chase would say. They wanted this baby. Phoebe belonged with them.

Lucas said he heard Willow came by, and Elizabeth said she’d asked Willow to stop by. They’d barely seen each other and Willow had managed to isolate herself with Drew and Scout. He asked if Willow really had anyone to talk to besides her, and Elizabeth said Nina was the only other adult around. She thought Willow was in over her head.

Charlotte said she took it that Jacinda didn’t like Willow, and Jacinda said, not one bit. She hated the way Willow had treated Michael and how she tried to play victim. She was the one who cheated. Charlotte said, if she hadn’t, Jacinda and Michael might not be together, and Jacinda said, good point. Charlotte said there was nothing worse than someone who pretended to care. It turned out she couldn’t trust Nina. She never thought Nina would turn against her father, but now… Michael walked in.

Carly said it had been close. What if Michael had discovered Valentin? Valentin said then he would have had to kill him, and she told him not to joke about it. Michael would never say anything, but she didn’t want him involved. Michael showing up proved Valentin couldn’t keep hiding out there. Valentin said Brennan had gone from target to distraction. They had to shift the focus to Cullum and Sidwell. He wanted to use Nina to bait Jack into an ambush. She said he wasn’t going to kill Jack, right?

Michael asked if Charlotte would mind getting him coffee, and she left. Jacinda said Charlotte was about to tell her something about Valentin, but he said she didn’t need to press Charlotte or get involved. He’d found another way to get to Willow.

Willow told Nina that meant they had to find something to use against Drew sooner. Drew couldn’t expose them when he miraculously recovered.

Elizabeth told Lucas that she hadn’t expected Willow to push back. Maybe she’d think about it and come around. It was important for Drew to communicate beyond yes and no. Lucas said maybe Willow didn’t want to hear what Drew had to say.

Nathan said Isaiah couldn’t discuss this with anyone, and Isaiah said he understood doctor/patient confidentiality. He didn’t know what happened and didn’t want to. As a doctor, he couldn’t disclose that he’d come there to anyone.

Laura asked where the investigation stood, and Curtis said he’d asked Turner to look into Isaiah and she said she would. Laura suggested he stay out of it and let the police do their job. If he was involved, Portia would see it as personal animosity. Curtis said he wasn’t good at waiting, and she told him to put his attention where it was needed most, on Jordan, and helping her get through this time. He said he was doing his best, and she said she was there for him if he needed anything. Try to have faith that whoever the other driver was, the police would find them and bring them to justice.

Alexis said if Brook and Chase wanted to adopt Phoebe, she’d help, but it wasn’t going to be easy. Brook said, nothing worthwhile was. What steps did they have to take? Alexis said she recommend doing a private search for Phoebe’s family. While that was going on, they’d talk to the state, who would do an extensive background check on both of them. Nobody’s life was spotless and they had to anticipate what would be dug up and have an explanation. They needed to be ready to answer for everything they’d ever done.

Valentin asked if it would be so bad if he killed Jack, and Carly said, yes. He asked if she still loved Jack, and she said, stop with the jealousy. If he killed Jack, the WSB would be all over him and not stop looking for him. He’d have to disappear again and she’d already lost Jason… They had to stick to the plan, exonerate him and leave Jack holding the bag. He said, when they ambushed Jack, they needed something Jack feared more than either of them.

Jack went into his hotel room, and found Josslyn there. He asked what she was doing there, and she said her mom owned the hotel. She’d used a master pass key to let herself in. They needed to talk. He said if Cullum found out she was WSB, she was dead. For her own survival, she needed to stay away from him. She said his only concern was what would happen to his relationship with her mother if something happened to her, but he said that wasn’t true. She said it was too late. He’d already lost Carly.

Thursday:

Ric told Sonny that Ethan was a guy who went where the money was. Everything suggested he could be bought, and some of Sonny’s enemies had very deep pockets. Sonny asked if he meant Sidwell.

At the MetroCourt Gardens, Ava told Sidwell about a piece a friend was willing to sell off-market that was perfect for Windymere. She wanted him to see it in person in St. Bart’s. Lucy joined them and asked when they left.

Nathan and Britt met Obrecht at Crimson, and Obrecht said she wanted to throw a party for James and for Nina to host.

Carly asked what Valentin thought of roast lamb, and Lucas asked who was cooking. She asked if he’d let himself in. Advance notice would be appreciated. He said he didn’t want to walk in on her and her mystery side man any more than she wanted him to.

Brennan yelled at Josslyn to stay low. She needed to stay away from him. If Cullum found out she was WSB, she was dead. Josslyn said he only cared because of Carly, but it was too late. He’d already lost her. She’d moved on with another man.

Nina said she’d do anything for James, and Obrecht wanted to discuss her vision, which included a trampoline and a water balloon fight. For the adults, she envisioned champagne, an oyster bar, and a caviar station. Nina said she loved the enthusiasm, but she didn’t have room for that in her penthouse, and Obrecht said the most important thing was that James share the day with Nathan. The memories would be irreplaceable.

Ava said the trip was strictly business, but Sidwell said his next two weeks were slammed. Lucy said she had a tiny bit of Deception business they should discuss, and Ava said she’d love to sit in.

Sonny said he knew Ric was looking out for him, but Luke’s son wouldn’t sell him out. Ric said, how about Holly Sutton’s? Sidwell had evidence that could tie Sonny and Laura to Dalton’s death. He also blamed Sonny for Marco’s murder. Now wasn’t the time to take the chance. Why was he willing to risk everything on a gamble he didn’t need to make?

Carly was sorry she’d told Lucas, and he asked if they guy was staying there. She said, of course (🍷) not, and he said she needed to end it now.

Brennan said he didn’t believe Josslyn, but she said it was the truth. He said she was just mad at him, but she said it had nothing to do with that. He said, if it wasn’t retaliation, what was it? and she said she was telling him a truth he didn’t want to hear.

Nina said she’d have her assistant look into vendors for the party in the morning, and went into her office. Obrecht wanted a minute with Britt, who told Nathan to save himself. He told her, good luck, and left. Obrecht wanted to know why Britt wasn’t supportive. She didn’t help convince Nathan that they should have a grand affair for James. Now they’d be eating pizza and compressed chicken off paper plates. Britt said James would just be happy they were all together, but Obrecht said she wanted James to have a better childhood than she’d given Britt or Madeline had given Nathan. She wanted him to look back and remember Nathan being a wonderful father. Not like his own. Faison was on her mind because someone had been asking questions about him and Britt’s brother.

Sonny said his gut told him that he could trust Ethan, and Ric suggested testing him by offering him money to leave. $50,000 would peke his interest. If he could frame it as a way to honor Luke, all the better. Sonny said it wasn’t a bad idea, when Ethan came by.

Brennan said he and Carly loved each other, but Josslyn said Carly had never forgiven him for her close proximity to Vaughn and not being warned. Jason was also one of her closest friends. He said Jason’s arrest had nothing to do with him and he’d risked his career to track Jason down. Josslyn said Carly didn’t forgive easily and never forgot, and he asked her to give him a name.

Sonny told Ric that Ethan was watching Lucy for him, and Ethan told him about seeing her with Sidwell and Ava at the MetroCourt. Sonny said he kept warning Lucy, but she’d said Sidwell was a nice guy. Then she got angry when he didn’t choose her over Ava and was going after him behind the scenes. She was cutting him out of Deception. Ethan said, it was tense, and Ric said, two women circling one man never ended well.

Sidwell left the table, and Lucy asked if Ava would leave since she’d love to have a dinner with Sidwell alone. Ava said Lucy was using Sidwell’s pity investment to hover. Step aside gracefully. Lucy said he’d made it clear he had no interest in choosing between them, which was fine with her. When she’d arrived, it was clear he needed rescuing. If Ava was threatened, she should bow out. Ava said she wasn’t going anywhere. She and Sidwell had a meaningful connection and it was only a matter of time before he got rid of Lucy. Maybe she should chat with him and tell him it was time to walk away from Deception. Lucy pretended not to like that idea.

Britt asked who’d been asking about Faison and Nathan, and Obrecht said, Josslyn Jax. She’d already been thinking of Faison because Felicia had asked her to go to France and convince Anna he was dead. She’d said no, but had been reconsidering when Josslyn cornered her asking questions. Josslyn seemed to be suggesting Nathan’s return wasn’t what it seemed, but all that mattered was her son was home and the same man she always loved.

Lucas said he’d been talking to Kristina about those they’d lost and he worried Carly was endangering herself and the moss bowl🎍. She had a weakness for dangerous men and had almost lost her life at Valentin’s hands because of Jack. It never had to happen. This was her chance to break the pattern. He was scared of losing her after losing Marco. Do it for him.

Josslyn said she didn’t know his name, but if Jack thought about it, he’d see she was right. Carly had been slipping away at odd hours and had been distant and vague. She went to one place and showed up at another. There was a lightness about her, a happiness that said things had changed and Jack wasn’t the one she was thinking about anymore. He asked if that’s why she’d come to see him, but she said, things had gone sideways when he started yelling at her, but actually, she wondered if he knew any more about Nathan and his missing seven years and if there was a link to Faison. He said her questions were above her pay grade, and she said that was fine. It was a pleasure enlightening him. She left.

Ric left, and Sonny asked how Ethan was settling in. Ethan said he didn’t realize how much he’d missed Port Charles. The burger at Bobbie’s was better than he’d remembered. Sonny said Bobbie’s never disappointed, but there were other places that didn’t live up to the memory of them. Ethan asked what Sonny was trying to say, and Sonny said if Ethan came to Port Charles to get some quick cash, there was no reason to cover. If he was in a tight spot financially, Sonny wanted to take care of it cleanly, out of respect for Luke. Ethan said he appreciated it, but it sounded like Sonny wanted to pay him to get out of town. Sonny said, $30,000 was a lot of money to fix his problems and he was trying to do something good for his friend’s son. Ethan said he loved money, but he could make it anywhere. There was only one Port Charles. He appreciated it, but he passed. Sonny said that was that, and Ethan laughed and said, it was a test, wasn’t it? He was sure Ric suggested it. Ric didn’t trust him. Sonny said, maybe, but he did. He had another job for Ethan.

Carly said she’d do anything for Lucas, but his impression was way off. The man she was seeing was dangerous, but not to her. He protected her. Lucas said she used to say that about Sonny, but she said this was different. They kept each other in check and stopped each other from leaning into their worst instincts. Lucas said anyone who could reign her in was something, but if this guy was so good for her, why couldn’t they be together? She said they weren’t at a place where they could do that, and he asked what Brennan would do if he found out. She said she wasn’t thinking about it, but if it happened, she’d handle it. Her mystery man would help. She could trust him and he’d stand by her. She was sure of it. Lucas said she’d really fallen for him.

Jack made a drink and flashed back to Josslyn’s visit, then Carly saying her dates were confused. He remembered seeing the two wine glasses when Carly said she’d been alone.

Josslyn went to Nina’s office, coming in peace and bearing a skinny vanilla latte. She said she owed Nina an apology. Michael’s marriage ending the way it did caused her to be… Nina said, completely unhinged? and Josslyn said they all made mistakes, especially when protecting those they loved. Nina said she didn’t buy it, but she was curious. Why was Josslyn really there? Josslyn said she needed advice about Nathan.

Sidwell returned, and Lucy said there was a shipment that was causing her concern. They’d received more zincite than needed and she wondered where the extra was going. Ric came by and asked to steal Ava for a second, but Ava said she didn’t think so. Ric said he promised he wouldn’t hold her captive for long (BA-DUM-CHH!).

Nathan went to Britt’s office and asked why she wanted to see him. She said he was blowing it. Someone was asking questions about him and if he wasn’t careful, they’d get answers. He asked if she was talking about Josslyn.

Nina asked what advice Josslyn was looking for, and Josslyn said, nothing major. She and Nathan had worked out together and he’d totally pushed her. She wanted to get him a thank you present and maybe ask him to be a regular workout partner, but she didn’t know what to get him. Nina said Josslyn had interrupted her work for gift ideas? and Josslyn asked for any tips on how to approach him. She didn’t want to scare him off. Nina said Josslyn had a crush on Nathan.

Brennan went by Sonny’s, and Sonny asked if he should call his lawyer, but Jack said he was just looking for a little intel on Sonny’s ex-wife.

Ric said it looked like Ava was a third wheel, but Ava said, the only third wheel was Lucy. Ethan watched them covertly.

Lucy suggested she take Deception and the whole shipping mess off Sidwell’s plate, but he said he couldn’t possibly ask her to do that. She said she was offering, and he said he appreciated it, but he enjoyed Deception. It was a very useful company.

Carly asked why Lucas thought she was falling for her mystery man, and he said the look on her face when she talked about him, but she said there was no look. It was a complicated situation. Why was he pushing this? He said she could lie to him and Jack, but she had to be honest with herself. Her mystery man must mean a lot to her to risk seeing him behind Jack’s back. Jack wouldn’t be happy when he found out. He could ruin her life and destroy what she’d worked so hard for. She said she was aware and was going to make sure he never found out.

Brennan asked how much Sonny had been seeing Carly lately, and Sonny said they were both very busy. If Carly wasn’t talking to him about it, why was he? Jack asked if he’d noticed any unexplained absences or times she was supposed to be somewhere and wasn’t. Had he caught her in any lies? Sonny said Jack was talking like somebody who was very, very jealous. If he thought Carly was cheating or lying, maybe she’d wised up and figured out he was bad news.

Josslyn said she wasn’t into Nathan like that and would never go after someone else’s guy, and Nina said, he would never step out on Lulu. Her brother was the kindest, most loyal, man she knew. Josslyn said that had been her impression. That’s why she was surprised he’d moved on with Lulu and didn’t get back together with Maxie when she woke up. Nina said her brother bowed out gracefully, since Maxie had moved on and created a family with Spinelli. He was being his usual selfless self. Josslyn said she guessed what Maxie and Nathan had was really special. What did Nina think it was that made their love story so epic? Nina asked why she wanted to know, and Josslyn said she thought she was going to spend the rest of her life with Dex, and Maxie went through something similar – while she was pregnant. On the hard days, she told herself, Maxie got through it somehow, pregnant, and she didn’t know how to do that. She saw similarities in her own life. Nina said it was understandable. Grief came in waves at unexpected times. Maxie and Jay seemed perfect for each other. He’d told her about how they got handcuffed together on 4th of July and had to walk a mile to get the keys. She thinks that’s when Nathan started to look at Maxie differently. Josslyn should see the look in his eyes when he told that story. She didn’t mean to insult Lulu, but she knew her brother, and he never stopped loving Maxie and never would.

Britt asked how Nathan knew it was Josslyn, and he said she’d shown up at the gym asking questions. He’d handled it. Britt said, not very well. She followed up with mutter. His whole plan relied on Nathan falling out of the sky after seven years and people just accepting he had no idea where he’d been. It was a huge leap, but it worked because everyone loved Nathan so much. They wanted him to be alive. But the whole thing fell apart if anyone started asking questions, and they were. He said, people weren’t, but a person was. Josslyn was a ditzy sorority girl. Who cared? Britt said, he should. Josslyn wasn’t just some ditzy sorority girl. She was a WSB agent.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Curtis tells Jordan that he thinks he’s going to call Trina and tell her that he can’t make it to The Savoy tonight. He would rather stay and spend the evening with her. Besides, it’s Trina they’re talking about. She’s got plenty of friends to keep her company. Jordan says, he’s not backing out on Trina. He’s been by her side day and night. He’s allowed to take a break. He says, she’s not getting sick of him, is she? and she says, never. It would make her feel better if he had a night out. And it would mean so much to Trina to have some time with him. Come on. Make the two women in his life happy. He says, okay. He will. But if there’s anything she needs… She says she’ll call him. She thinks she might still have his number around here somewhere. He says, funny, and she says, now go. Go, go. Have fun and give her best to Trina. He says he will, gives her a kiss, and leaves.

Josslyn walks into the apartment, and Trina says, hey. She’d better hurry up and get changed. It’s getting late. Josslyn says, for what? Did they have plans? Trina says, yeah. Doesn’t she remember? She told Josslyn that Gio’s friend Michael James Scott is performing at The Savoy tonight. Josslyn says, Trina did tell her that. She forgot. She’s so sorry. She wishes she could come, but she has something really important she needs to do.

At The Savoy, Molly asks Cody if he can believe they’re going to see Michael James Scott. She’s always wanted to see him in Aladdin on Broadway. He says, who knows? Maybe she still will. This place is buzzing. Good for Curtis. Molly says, Michael’s so amazing. He plays the genie. Cody says, yeah, he knows. He really liked him in Something Rotten where he played the minstrel. She says, excuse me, I didn’t know you were into musicals, and he says, okay, well, technically, he hasn’t seen any, but from what he saw online, Michael made him want to see the play. And he has his own genie. One of his wishes has already come true. She says hers too. Is he mad she dragged him here? He says, dragged him? Is she kidding? If he ever turns down a chance to see her all dolled up and sexy, take him out. Put him down. He’s already near death. She says, he thinks she’s sexy? and he says he thinks she’s magic in human form. And that human form is very sexy. They kiss.

Chase tells Gio that it meant a lot to Brook that he invited her to his friend’s show, and Gio says he feels bad that he didn’t tell her about the open mic at Charlie’s, but even though he’s not performing tonight, he figured she’d enjoy this. Chase says, it’s very thoughtful, and thanks him for both of them.

Emma looks at a photo of Baby Phoebe on Brook’s phone and says, oh my God. She’s adorable. Brook says, and she’s getting cuter by the day, and Emma asks, so what’s going on with finding her family? Have they at least tracked anybody down? Brook says, not yet, and Emma says, and what happens if they don’t find anyone? Brook says they’re still figuring that out.

Carly is in Sonny’s old kitchen with the moss bowl🎍. She sets a grocery bag down, when Valentin peeks out and says, it’s like they’re in Grand Central Station here today. First Michael, then her brother, now a delivery man. She says, let’s hope that’s the last visitor of the night, and he says he hopes so. He thought maybe she’d invited law enforcement to force him to stay in the attic. She says she could host a PCPD potluck and he still wouldn’t stay in the attic, and he says he thought she was bringing home take-out from the MetroCourt. She says, yes, but he wanted to cook so badly, she thought she’d do him a favor. He says, oh, so he’s cooking and she’s doing him the favor? What’s that all about? She says she likes hers medium rare.

Jack says, if Sonny is implying Carly is cheating on him… Sonny says, that’s not what he’s implying, but if she was, he wouldn’t be upset, and Jack says he bets. Has Sonny been pressuring her to leave him? Sonny says he and Carly live separate lives. He wouldn’t interfere in her relationships, okay? If Jack and her are going south or whatever’s happening, that has nothing to do with him.

Jordan looks at a photo of her and Curtis on her phone and flashes back to telling him that she loves him and them kissing just before the crash. Brick walks in with flowers and asks if she’s up for a visit from her not so secret admirer.

Nathan asks what makes Britt think Josslyn Jax is a WSB agent? and she says she doesn’t think. She knows Josslyn is. He asks if she has proof, and she says she and Josslyn have openly discussed it on more than one occasion. Is that proof enough for him? He asks how long she’s known, and she says, since the Five Poppies. He says, and she didn’t tell them? Is she working with Josslyn? She says, of course (🍷) not. She didn’t say anything because if Cullum or Sidwell found out, they would kill Josslyn. That’s why this has to stay between them. He says he doesn’t think he can do that.

Trina asks, what’s more important than seeing Michael James Scott live and in person at The Savoy? and Josslyn says, studying. Finals are around the corner and if she doesn’t pass, she risks not graduating on time. Trina says, it seems like she’s always studying. And she’s pretty sure Josslyn was the one who told her that she needed to have a social life. Josslyn says she knows, but she’s so close to finishing one of her assignments and she can’t afford to get distracted right now. Trina says, come on. She has exams too, but the break would be great for the both of them. Besides, it’s just one night and she’ll really regret not seeing him. Josslyn says, wow. Trina’s guilt trip is almost as good as her mom’s. Trina thanks her, and Josslyn says, tell you what. Go ahead and if she makes decent progress, she’ll meet Trina there. Okay? Trina says, she’s going to try to be there? and Josslyn says, yes. She’s going to try to be there. She’s sorry. She promises. She hugs Trina, and Trina says, okay. She’ll see Josslyn there. She leaves, and Josslyn goes into the bedroom.

Britt says, the only reason she’s telling Nathan about Josslyn is so he’ll stay sharp. Just keep playing good cop Nathan and everything will be fine. But no matter what, he can’t give Josslyn up to Cullum or Sidwell. He says, how did Cullum not know that she’s WSB? He’s their guy in the Bureau. She says, she works for Chief Brennan and he’s managed to keep her off of Cullum’s radar. He took her off the case and warned her to stay away from it. He says, well, she’s asking questions about him. Clearly, she’s not listening. She says, it’s not actually about him. It’s about their father. She’s been curious about him ever since she found his book and a pack of cigarillos out at Windymere. He asks how that happened, and she says, Josslyn was out there during the snowstorm, with Cullum, who apparently bought her whole ditzy sorority girl act. That’s why she was worried he would. Then he could slip up and she would pick up on it immediately. But he can’t. Not with her. Nathan flashes back to Josslyn saying, it’s not like she had parents that were forcing her to become a doctor, and him saying, consider herself lucky. Expectations can be demanding.

Gio tells Brook that he and Emma had a great time in New York. Afterwards, they had dinner at one of Michael’s favorite places. Brook asks if he ever lit the lantern too close to the magic carpet, and he says, and risk going to Broadway jail? No way. But they did see it onstage during the show. She says, that magic carpet can fly, right? and he says, somehow. That might really be magic. She says she knows. What did Emma think of it all? He says, she was spellbound and he was excited to bring her to a place of so much meaning for him, and the show itself is just mind-blowing. She says she knows. A bunch of them from Bensonhurst went to see him that summer he filled in for the violinist. She’s pretty sure they took up half the theatre. He says he remembers that and they did. He was really touched that so many people came out to support him. She says, they’re so proud of him. Always have been, always will be.

Valentin says, just to be clear, is he going to be allowed to eat any of this food he’s preparing, or is he going to be expected to disappear like any well-trained servant? and Carly says, for a man who was practically begging her to let him cook dinner tonight just a couple hours ago, he’s doing an awful lot of complaining. She thought cooking helped him decompress. He says he was just wondering if this is her attempt at an apology, and she says, an apology? For what? He says, for being hard on him for calling the clinic and checking on Anna, and she says, maybe she was a little fresh. He says, good. So she can admit when she’s wrong.

Jack says he’s glad to hear Sonny’s not interfering in his relationship with Carly, but just for the record, he never said they were having problems. Sonny says, no, Jack just thinks she’s lying to him. Jack says he’s worried about her. She’s been pretty shaken up since the WSB took Jason. Sonny says, since he brought that up, he wants to ask Jack something about his colleague, the one Jason shot, and Jack says, Director Cullum. What about him? Sonny says, if Jason shot him, there has to be a reason. Does he have any idea why?

Jordan thanks Brick for the flowers and for coming to see her, and he says, anything for her. He wishes he could have made it here sooner, but he’s been keeping tabs on her. He knew she was in good hands. She says, now that sounds like a HIPPA violation to her, but she won’t tell if he won’t, and he says he knew he could count on her there too. But if he had broken a law or two here and there, it would have been purely out of concern. How is she? She says, honestly, not great. She just doesn’t know what her life is going to be like when she gets out of here.

Chase tells Brook, sorry that it took so long. Michael James Scott can sure pack a room. Look what he got while he was waiting in line to use the bathroom. Olivia and Ned sent over a photo of Phoebe. She looks at his phone and says, look at their little Phoebe, and he says, it’s only their first night away and he already misses her. She says, which reminds her. There’s something she wanted to go over with him. Cody comes by and says, hey, mom and dad, and Brook says, temporary foster mom. He says his bad. Being temporary foster parents must be keeping them busy. He hasn’t seen them around the estate much lately. Chase says, between taking care of the baby and the long hours at work, life has been pretty hectic, and Molly says she can imagine. She heard Turner’s really been pressuring the PCPD to find the other driver in Jordan’s accident. Any luck? Chase says they have a small lead, but nothing concrete yet, and Molly says she can’t believe the other driver didn’t even stop to check on Curtis and Jordan. Chase says, it is a little weird. It’s not like they caused the accident. Makes him wonder if they had something to hide. Molly says, yeah, maybe they’re just a really terrible person, and Brook asks if they can just stop talking about this. They’re supposed to be having fun tonight. Molly says, yeah. Brook’s right. She’s sorry. Chase says, no shop talk, he promises, and Brook thanks him.

Nathan asks what Britt proposes they do about Josslyn, and she says, avoid her like the plague. If she asks to work out with him again, just say no… in a kind and gentle Nathan kind of way. He asks how well Josslyn knows Nathan, and Britt says, not very, but he still needs to play it safe. They’re so close to completing the project. They can’t have Josslyn screwing that up. He says, she won’t.

Jack says, as far as he understands it, Jason shot Cullum while interrupting a sanctioned WSB operation. He assumed Jason was under Sonny’s orders when he did it. Sonny says he doesn’t know anything about this Cullum guy. He doesn’t have a reason to want him dead and doesn’t think Jason did either. Jack says, maybe he doesn’t know his boy as well as he knows his ex-wife. Britt Westbourne ID’d Jason as Cullum’s shooter. Jason didn’t deny it. As far as the WSB is concerned, that’s enough to put him away for life. Sonny says, so due process is not something the WSB worries about? Jason deserves a fair trial. Jack says, yeah, well, he wouldn’t count on that, and leaves.

As Valentin preps the meal, Carly says she wasn’t wrong. It was stupid of him to take such a huge risk by calling the clinic again. That call could have been traced. He says, okay. He admits he put them both at risk. Can she admit she was overreacting? She says, overreacting? He might as well have put a neon sign above her house that said, Valentin is here. Don’t bother knocking. Come right in. He says, now she’s being hyperbolic, and she asks if now he’s saying she’s being overly emotional about his independent decision to put targets on their backs, but he says, no. She says, thank you. She has to think about Donna. Donna needs her. He says, well, Anna needs him. She needs information he has. She says, what information? He has suspicions? He says, yes, that Cullum was involved in Anna’s mental break. And if that’s the case, maybe she has information on Cullum that can help them bring him down, and Sidwell. That’s their plan. She says, yeah, that’s not why he called the clinic, and he says, what? She says, he didn’t call the clinic because of Sidwell and Cullum. He called the clinic because he has feelings for Anna. He says, now she’s jealous, but she says she’s not jealous. She’s annoyed. She’s annoyed that he’d let his personal feelings cloud his judgement. She doesn’t want to go to prison because of his infatuation with his ex. He says, so now she’s questioning his judgement. They’ve been working together for months. She says, where’s that gone? Josslyn is still in the WSB, he’s still a fugitive, and Jack is free. He says he’s doing everything that he can, and she says, what is that exactly? Really. What is he doing? He asks if she thinks he enjoys being in the attic all day, and she says she didn’t ask him to come here. She’s putting her freedom at risk. He says, she’s right. This is not working. He walks out.

Trina says it’s good to see her dad, and Curtis says, her too. Kai says, hey, Mr. Ashford, and Trina asks how Jordan is doing. Curtis says, she’s taking it day by day, and Trina says she guesses that’s all you can do, right? He says, right now it is, and she thanks him for putting all this together on such short notice. She knows he’s already dealing with a lot. He says, anything for his beautiful daughter. Besides, it’s Michael James Scott they’re talking about. Kai says, that’s true, and Trina says she’s just glad he’s here. She didn’t know if he’d be able to make it. Kai says he told her to have a little faith, and Curtis says he debated staying at the hospital with Jordan, but she insisted she was fine without him, so here he is. Although he does hate leaving her at the hospital alone all night.

Brick says, look. He knows Jordan is going through it right now and it’s a long recovery, but GH is top-notch. It’s the best in the business. She’s going to be okay. She says she knows and she appreciates his support, but enough about her and her condition. Tell her what he’s been up to. He must have some good stories to share. He says, she knows he does. It’s him after all. But she knows he keeps it close as well, so he stays out of trouble. She says, oh, come on. He’s got to give her something. She needs the distraction. He says, she knows he can’t say no to her. Okay. He can’t give her any names, but recently, he helped overthrow a foreign dictator.

Gio tells Emma that when he plays in the orchestra, he gets comp tickets, and she says, that seems fair. He says, but you only get so many. So he had to keep his performance under wraps. She says, he was on Broadway. He had to know word was going to get out eventually and that every relative and neighbor he ever had was going to flood that theatre just to see him playing, and she bets they were very proud of him. He says, oh, they were. And they let the whole theatre know it too. Every time they heard his violin, they clapped and they cheered. She says, that must have been confusing for the actors, and he says, and for the audience, and for the rest of the orchestra. She says, so he wasn’t the only violinist, was he? and he says, no, but the other guy was a concert master. His Aunt Sophia was so convinced she could pick out his playing from the rest of the orchestra. She says, and which one is Aunt Sophia again? and he says, she’s one of Gloria’s best friends. She says, so technically, not an aunt, but he says, no, she is. He just told her. She says, no. He just told her that she was a friend of Gloria’s. So how many of these 20 plus aunts that he told her about are actually related to him by blood? He says, about half, but they’re all his aunts, and she says, oh my God.

Chase says he’s going to grab another drink and asks if Brook wants something, but she says she’s good and thanks him. Molly says she’ll go with him and they leave. Brook sees Trina and thanks her for bringing the package to the house, and Trina says, no problem. Anytime. So are they here to see Michael James Scott or did they just pick the perfect night? Brook says, oh no. They’re so excited to hear him sing. Speaking of amazing singers, she hopes Trina will take her up on her offer of making her a showcase. Trina asks what she means, and Brook says, it’s kind of like an audition. She gets a couple of producers, a few ANR guys… Trina says, oh, okay. Well, that is a lot. You know what? She’s going to have to think about that. Brook says she hopes Trina says yes. She’s got such a gorgeous voice. Trina thanks her and says she should probably go find Kai. It was nice to see Brook. Brook says, her too, and Cody says, good to see her. Trina leaves, and Cody asks if Brook is getting back in the music biz, but Brook says she just offered to help Trina. It’s not a big deal. He asks if she’s all right. She seems a little on edge. She says, yeah. She just thinks that all those late nights with the baby are making her a little cranky. He says, all right. But she kind of has her Camp Martha look. She asks, what’s a Camp Martha look? and he says, it’s the look on her face she had when she asked him to drive her to the bus station all those years ago. It tells him she’s worried. Maybe a little overwhelmed. She says, maybe she is. She has a baby back home with no family and an uncertain future. Her dad insisted that she and Chase go out and try to relax, but it’s easier said than done. He says, all right, but if you need anything, you and me. She knows they’re ride or die, right? She says she knows and thanks him.

Carly sets the two glasses of wine on the counter, looks at the food on the kitchen island, and swipes the peppermill and salt shaker onto the floor. In the attic, Valentin kicks things around, and Carly smashes a plate in Sonny’s old kitchen, frightening the moss bowl🎍. She heads upstairs, and when Valentin opens the door, she’s there. They kiss, and he takes her hand, leading her to the bedroom.

Curtis tells Molly and Cody, good to see them both, and Molly says, good to see him too. Cody says, Curtis has got to be thrilled with this turnout. It’s awesome. Curtis says, it’s about what he expected for Michael, and Molly says, of course (🍷). She hopes he gets a chance to enjoy the performance tonight. She’s sure he’s worried about Jordan. Curtis says he worries about Jordan 24/7, but she’s resilient. She’s getting stronger every day, and he knows she’ll get through this. Molly says she knows. There’s truly nobody else like her. Jordan was always so sweet to her when she and TJ (🦉) were together. Please tell Jordan that she’s thinking about her and praying for her recovery. Curtis says he certainly will.

Brick tells Jordan, so he’s got the dictator’s bodyguard on one side and the head of the resistance on the left. And then the mistress – one of them anyway – comes bursting into the room and get this, she’s waving a machete. Jordan says, they always have a machete, and he says, I know, right? She says, so what did he do? and he says he’ll tell her the rest when he sees her next time. She says, oh, come on. Is it because he can’t remember it all or because he needs more time to make up the rest of the story? He says, she cuts him to the quick. Does she think he’s lying? She says, well, lying, no. Embellishing, however… He says, there might be a little bit of something.

Gio thanks Trina again for setting this up with her dad, and she says, trust her. It wasn’t a hard sell. He says, still, thank you. And Michael puts on an unforgettable show. Kai says, speaking of unforgettable shows, when are Gio and Trina teaming up for another open mic? Gio says he’s down if Trina is, and Trina says, as much as she loves performing with him, and she does, if she’s going to do that again, she needs time to work up the nerve. Emma says, with a voice like hers, she shouldn’t be nervous. In fact, she bets if Trina wanted a career in music, she could have one. Trina says, you know what? That’s so funny, because Gio’s mom just said the exact same thing to her. She even offered to help her. Emma says, that’s really exciting. Is she going to take her up on it?

Brook says she owes Chase an apology. She shouldn’t have snapped at him earlier. He says, don’t worry about it. Things have been stressful lately. Great, but stressful. She says, it’s true. And as much as she loves caring for Phoebe, she thinks she’s just a little worn out from baby duty. He says, which is why they should use this night out to forget about everything else. Just concentrate on the two of them. He kisses her.

Sonny goes to Britt’s office and asks if she’s got a minute. She asks if it’s about Jason, and he says he hasn’t heard from Jason, but he knows where he is.

On the phone, Josslyn says, hi there. I’m calling from Café Cherie. Am I speaking to Miss Reeves?… Oh, Miss Bracken. Well, perhaps you can confirm Miss Reeves dinner reservation for tonight… Oh, she has a meeting? Are you sure?… Oh, okay. No worries. It must have been an issue on our end. Thank you. She disconnects the call and says, okay. One down. Now Nathan. There’s a knock at the door and she ditches her stuff in another room. She opens the door to Nathan, and he says he’s sorry to come by unannounced. Can he come in?

Brick says if Jordan wants to know how the story ends, he’ll give her a call the second the doctor lets her up out of here. He can finish filling her in on the adventures of yours truly at this beautiful resort he knows in Turks and Caicos. His treat. She says, that’s very kind of him, but he knows she’s with Curtis now. He says, yeah, he knows. The guy he met at the MetroCourt restaurant the last time he was in town, right? Michael Corinthos’ colleague from Aurora. She says, that’s him, and he asks if it’s serious. She says, very, and he says, then he’d better be good to her. She says, he is.

Molly tells Cody that she feels guilty about Jordan. They were so close, but when she and TJ (🦉) split up and he moved away, it was a bit awkward. He says, maybe this is her opportunity to break the ice. Let Jordan know she still cares about her. She says, he’s right, and he says, hold on, and takes out his phone. He’s going to have to put that on the calendar. Cody was right. She says, stop, and he says he still can’t believe they were married before. She says, technically, she and TJ (🦉) were in a domestic partnership, and he says, still. It must have been hard when it ended. She says it was, but it was also for the best. They were so young when they first got together, she thinks they both needed a chance to discover who they were outside of being a couple. He says, so he guesses she could say they needed to sow their oats, and she says, definitely not. When was the last time anybody used the phrase, sow your oats? He says, uh, she did. In chapter 4 of Laredo Sunrise. She says she did? and he says, oh yeah. That is locked in the vault. She says, my God, that’s awful. She has to change that right away. He says, good luck.

Trina says, maybe Brook is just being kind, but Gio says, no, not about music. She made that offer because she knows Trina has talent. Trina says she never thought of singing as a career, and Emma says, well, maybe this is her chance to explore that. Trina says, what about her art studies? and Kai says, she doesn’t have to give them up. It doesn’t hurt to consider her options. She has a beautiful voice, and if she decides to pursue singing professionally, he knows she’d be a huge success.

Josslyn tells Nathan, come on in. So what brings him by? Is he here because she spoke to Nina? He says, no. Actually, he came by to see if she still wanted to be gym buddies. She says, that’s so funny. It’s actually what she was talking to Nina about. She wanted to take him up on his offer, but she felt really bad that she kept bringing up his dad and wanted to get him a gift to make it up to him. He says, she doesn’t have to do that, and she says she’s still sorry, by the way. It’s funny in retrospect, because Nina took it the wrong way. He says, how so? and she says, Nina thought she was into him, but Nina made it very clear he’s with Lulu. He says he’s sorry. Sisters can be overprotective. She says, that’s what they’re there for, right? She’s really happy for him and her cousin. Although she will say she was a little surprised when he didn’t get back together with Maxie. They have so much history. He says, yeah. Maxie moved on with Spinelli. But they share James and a lot of good memories. She says, that’s true. Nina actually told her about one of them. Him and Maxie on the 4th of July. He says, the 4th of July, and she says, yeah. They were handcuffed together and it was the moment he started to see Maxie differently. He says, yeah. How could he forget?

Britt says, Jason’s at a WSB black site in Jakarta? and Sonny says, according to Brennan, yeah. She asks if they can use that information to contact him, and he says he’s looking into it. He’ll let her know. She thanks him for keeping her in the loop. She wasn’t sure if he blamed her for what happened to Jason. He says, helping her was his choice. There’s nothing either of them could have done to stop him. She says she just wishes things had turned out differently, and he says, yeah. You know, there’s something weird about what happened at the pier. The official story doesn’t ring true to him. It’s too messy for Jason. He was protecting someone, wasn’t he? She says, yes, he was.

Carly and Valentin go into her bedroom and get busy. It’s so busy, there isn’t even a song part. She says she’s scared, and he says him too. Then they get back to being busy.

Jack lets himself into Sonny’s old kitchen. He looks around and sees the wine glasses. He heads upstairs.

Brick says, looks like duty calls, and Jordan says, well, coups aren’t going to stage themselves. She really appreciates him taking the time to come and see her. He says he’ll always be here for her. Take it easy. He gives her a kiss on the cheek and goes to the door. He says, she’s got this. He’s got faith in her. She thanks him and says, that means a lot, and he leaves. She looks at the flowers and smiles.

Curtis says he’s glad to see Chase and Brook are having a good time, and Chase says, they’re about to see a great show. It doesn’t get better than that. Brook says they were both so sorry to hear about Jordan’s accident. Is there anything they can do to help? Curtis says he is counting on her husband and the PCPD to track down the driver of the other car, and Chase says, don’t worry. They’re working on it. Curtis says he appreciates that. He just can’t believe the other driver didn’t stop and check on them. If they had… Brook says, what? and Curtis says, well, if they’d just stopped and checked on them, they wouldn’t have been stranded for the better part of an hour. He barely got Jordan out of that car before it exploded. It was bad enough that she’s scarred, but all that wasted time, she could have died.

Britt tells Sonny, Jason could have gotten away. He didn’t have to stick around and let Dante arrest him. Sonny says, who was he protecting? Her? She says, yeah. He insisted she tell the police that she saw him shoot Cullum. It’s the only reason she said anything. He says, she did the right thing. Jason knows what he’s doing. She says she just wishes he didn’t have to sacrifice himself, and Sonny says, Jason just wants her safe. And because Jason is his best friend, he’s going to do everything he can to look out for her. So if she needs him, just call him. She says, thank you, but she’s fine. She’s okay. He says, all right, but if she changes her mind and wants some help, she knows where to reach him. She says, thanks again. Hopefully, she’ll never need it, but you never know. He leaves.

Molly tells Cody that her editor just got back to her. She thinks the sowing wild oats line should stay. He says, it’s a good line, and she tells him that her editor also sent her tons of dates and cities for her book tour. He looks at her phone and says, oh, Nashville. He knows a great bed and breakfast they can stay at. She says, we? and he says, well, yeah. He’s not letting her go on this tour alone. She’s going to need a roadie.

Kai says they’ll see Gio and Emma in a bit, and he and Trina wander off. Emma tells Gio that hearing Michael James sing is going to be like reliving their time in the city, and he asks, what was her favorite part? She says, definitely being on stage with him, doing this, and kisses him.

Trina’s phone dings, and she tells Kai, hold on. Michael James Scott just texted her. He said he’ll be here soon. Kai says he can’t wait, and she says her neither. She just hopes that Josslyn doesn’t miss it.

Josslyn says she’s so happy that Nathan wants to keep working out with her. She’ll send him her schedule for next week and they’ll get something on the books. He says he’s here now. Why don’t they just work something out? She says she would love that, but she’s got to start her run before it’s too late, because everything just… As she heads for the door, he grabs her arm and says, it’s already too late.

Jack huffs and puffs and barges into Carly’s bedroom, finding her in bed alone. He says, where is he?

On Monday, Curtis introduces Michael James Scott; Nathan says he can’t let Josslyn go; Pascal tells Lucas that he should not be here; and Jack asks if Carly really thought there weren’t going to be any consequences.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Real life Britt tells us how she really feels.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-kelly-thiebaud-on-britt-cassius-and-blowing-up-josslyns-wsb-secret/

Real life love story. The secret IMO? Don’t get married.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-laura-wright-on-nine-years-of-love-with-wes-ramsey/

What the blip is up with this?

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-kirsten-storms-brandon-barash-relationship-timeline/

https://ew.com/general-hospital-kirsten-storms-ex-restraining-order-11959847

Lucky’s new gig.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-alum-jonathan-jackson-reveals-new-project/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

Jenna went directly from making out with Ben to making out with Eddy in his bunk. She did not pass go or collect $200. When Captain Jason got up, he found the boat a mess and wasn’t too pleased. In Jason’s interview, he said the crew had to get their sh*t together. He also told Daisy that if Mike and Alesia couldn’t get their sh*t together, he’d make changes. Daisy told the two of them that they had to stop with the egos, and figure it out on their own, but it was clear that wasn’t going to happen. At the preference sheet meeting, the captain said that the next charter was four couples from Phoenix and all should be considered primaries. Guests Brit and Shanel were BFFs, two of the guys played for the Diamondbacks, and Shanel’s mom Joanna was having a birthday. In a side interview, Joanna said she wasn’t tolerant of mediocre food. However, when the guests arrived, they wondered if they could get merch, making me wonder if they didn’t have the superyacht confused with a Carnival cruise. Even though Daisy heavily suggested Ben speak with the guests regarding the meals, Ben refused. When he made wahoo fish for dinner, they said they wanted pasta, so he had to make that too, and in Daisy’s interview, she said, I told you so. She wasn’t wrong. Joanna said, Ben was slow as molasses, and in Ben’s interview, he said he thought of charter guests as the enemy and that Daisy was joining in on their fun. Joanna’s birthday theme was leopard (ugh) and Eddy and Mike gave her a lap dance (double ugh). Jenna told Eddy that they had no future, and in her interview, Daisy said João wasn’t making a move and confusing her. She also thought Ben was sending the wrong message to Ellie. In not listening to her and shooing her out of the galley, he was acting like it was okay to disrespect her. Ben was late to the tip meeting, reenforcing the guests’ complaint that he was slow, and ended up with the disco helmet of shame. Jason suggested that there be better communication, meal planning, and getting in front of the guests to see what they wanted. In Ben’s interview, he said he’d gotten the helmet because he was tardy and sucked at cooking. Still, the tip was a good one – $28K or $2100 each. Ben, Daisy, and João had a HOD dinner before joining the crew on their night out. Daisy wanted to know if she was getting her apology, but Ben acted like he didn’t know what she was talking about. He finally relented and they hugged it out. In his interview, he admitted she was probably right. Daisy and João tried to reason with Ben about his disrespect of the captain and crew, but instead of taking it in, Ben walked and called them twats.

Summer House

Carl opened Soft Bar, and Kyle made it all about him. When he addressed everyone, I thought he said Dove Bar, which showed where my head was at when I was watching. He said his brother was the inspiration for the bar, and in his interview, he told us that his brother passing away saved his life. Besides the usual crowd, the guests included lots of influencers and Carl’s mom. Lindsay wanted to keep her distance and said his mom had sent a weird text. She read it, and I thought maybe she was looking at it with weird eyes, because it was very sweet. Carl’s mom hunted her down anyway, and Lindsay could barely look at her, allowing her only a weird side hug. This totally annoyed me. All the old roommates were there, including Danielle, who Lindsay successfully ignored. Next week, Kyle spins out yet again. It looks like we’ll be going from this to the Reunion to In the City.

Apparently, this is causing quite a stir.

https://www.realitytea.com/2026/04/24/summer-house-season-10-reunion-leak-drama-andy-cohen/

The Valley

Michelle’s life was gymnastics growing up – she still knows her cartwheels! – and she was encouraging Isabella in that area. Michelle explained that her dad left the family because he thought people were after him. In his mind, he was trying to protect them. Brittany planned a pool party and recalled the last one being a disaster. In her interview, she said, this group freaked her out, and I can’t say I blame her. Luke was miserable, Kristen was frustrated, and Brittany said Jax made her feel worthless once she had a baby. In Brittany’s interview, she said her friends kept putting her in the middle and she couldn’t make anybody happy. Brandon told Kristen not to stress Brittany out, and in Kristen’s interview, she thought he should stay in his lane. Brittany started to think there was a hive mentality in the group, and Zack harangued Janet about a myriad of issues he had with her. Even though she agreed with him, he kept going, and in Janet’s interview, she said she was ready to apologize as long as they could end the convo. Weed was smoked and all was right with the world, but in Lala’s interview, she said every time they had a splendid day, it was the calm before the storm.

Southern Hospitality

There was the Pantygate of SH – Emmy having said she felt unsafe with Brad banging on her hotel door. She and Michols went blah-blah-blah, you’re not supportive, whatever. Joe planned a surprise pirate party for Maddi, who only wanted downtime. In Maddi’s interview, she said I t was an epic fail. To top it off, he forgot her costume in his truck, so she was the only one at a costume party with no costume. Shades of Grace and the pajama party. Speaking of, Grace met with Leva, and tried to finagle her job back, but Leva thought it best that Grace concentrate on her card gig and venues that didn’t serve alcohol. The group went on a trip to the DR where Maddi was ready to go international with her DJ’ing.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Reunion Part 2

I hate myself for enjoying this, although I’m not loving Andy’s hair. Kyle and Dorit went at it, with Dorit whining that Kyle wasn’t supportive, and Kyle listing the times she was. Later, we did get the revelation that the way Dorit had protected Kyle was keeping quiet about relationships Kyle had that hadn’t been on camera. No surprise, Dorit overtalked her at every opportunity, and Kyle finally asked Andy to shut her up. Rachel started laughing so hard, it made me laugh harder. There was some stuff about Amanda having opinions on how Dorit was handling her divorce, and Jennifer joined the pack along with Kathy. We found out that Kathy had been on an AI Jell-O diet, which backfired on her, making her bloated. News flash: Don’t take AI diet advice or probably any other diet advice from the internet. Sutton and Jennifer apologized and made up. Not that I think it’s the reason, but they also agreed that the fans didn’t like them apart. Dorit whined about Erika and Sutton not showing for her book cover reveal <snort>, and Erika said Dorit had hurt her feelings by saying she’d been using her for a storyline when she’d bared her soul. I agree she’s been authentic this season. We even met her new man, sort of. I’d venture to say she’s matured, although a lot of it might be attributed to being relieved of some of the Tom burden, as well as the new relationship.

Ladies Of London: The New Reign

Myka had her first etiquette seminar on The Art of Showing Up.  Mark-Francis told Missè that he was feeling badly about what Margo said and started to cry. In public! Missè went to her brother’s grave, where Kimi met her, since they’d gotten past Kimi’s insensitive remarks earlier in the season. Margo texted Mark-Francis, apologizing and asking him to meet. When they did, she admitted she hadn’t been kind and hadn’t been a good friend and took responsibility for that. Mark-Francis said he couldn’t go back to being close to people who put on an act after he’d chosen to be authentic long ago. While it started well, Mark-Francis kind of turned things by saying Margo had narcissistic tendencies. In Margo’s interview, she said Mark-Francis didn’t want to clear the air and move on, and it took off from there. Mark-Francis dipped out, and in his interview, he said Margo thought he was sexually attracted to her, which she confirmed in her interview, saying maybe he had conflicting feelings. I didn’t get that vibe whatsoever, so I had to agree with him in saying she was a lunatic. Lottie and Joshua had a date night, subsequently presenting a Joshua Kane fashion show. I like his stuff, but it’s for tall, thin people. Martha approached Margo, and in Margo’s interview, she said she felt alone. Martha said she didn’t recognize Margo, and Margo said Martha was the one who’d started making fun of her clothes. Then Martha gave her the best quote in the world: This is England. No one talks about anything. They just bitch about each other behind each other’s backs. That’s British society. Well said.

Real Housewives of Rhode Island

I did watch it this week, but for some reason, although I thought it had promise, it’s failing to hold my attention. Jack had a pirate birthday party on a boat (is this a thing now?), and Delores came, further fueling my problem in telling these women apart. There was a bunch of stuff about Brian cheating on Rulla, who seems more like she’s from Staten Island, and there was also a polo match, which seemed out of place.  

Random Reality Items

I wouldn’t hate Marge Jr. joining the cast.

Carole will be joining as a friend of. It has possibilities, but the jury is out until that’s confirmed.

Miami, Miami, you’ve got style.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Arizona. Netflix.  A small satiric film where a man in heavy debt lives in a subdivision where all of the houses look the same. Like William Foster (Michael Douglas) in Falling Down, he has a lot to be depressed about and he’s a guy who’s had enough. After committing an accidental murder, he kidnaps his realtor and goes on a crime spree. There are times (again like Foster) that he’s all of us. He’s an antagonist with a bad back, telling his captive, one time he was in bed for eight days because he tried to tie his shoes. I could identify. Everything that can go wrong, does, like when his hostage escapes and he misses finding her because he’s busy playing games on his phone. He’s a man who thinks he deserves what others have without working for it, cutting a path of destruction along his way. The reviews weren’t great, but I found it amusing and entertaining. Except for – spoiler alert – one part with a dog. Dog lovers might want to fast forward. The acting is also excellent and Luke Wilson stands out as the realtor’s ex-husband.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/arizona-2018

The Requin. Netflix. Despite my love of real life sharks, I also love a good shark vs. people film. Jaelyn (Alicia Silverstone) and her husband Kyle (James Tupper) vacation in Viet Nam, staying in one of those rooms that sit above the water on stilts. Jaelyn has a problem with water, as it triggers a stillborn birth that she blames herself for. A storm comes and the cabin is knocked down, and the couple is forced to fend for themselves against the sea and what’s in it. The acting was stellar – I could feel their thirst, even though I had water and coffee in front of me, and their desperation. The scenery was beautiful, although it was hard to appreciate it, considering the intense situation. There seemed to be a lot of stock shark footage, and the close ups were iffy at times, but I enjoyed it nonetheless, especially Silverstone’s performance, which was absolutely brilliant. Even more impressive, she did most of her own stunts (see below). The reviews were mixed. You decide.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-requin-movie-review-2022

https://www.slashfilm.com/749021/alicia-silverstone-on-surviving-the-shark-infested-waters-of-the-requin-interview/

Good Boy. Hulu, AMC+. A man on the mend holes up with his dog in a haunted cabin belonging to his dead grandfather. A unique little story, a lot of it from the dog’s point of view, it’s not bad for a $1.98 budget, and Golden Retriever Indy is a pretty good actor. God knows, he’s more well-behaved and brave than the Golden I had, who was literally afraid of his own shadow. I didn’t love him any less for it, but still. Spoiler alert – he does just fine.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/good-boy-dog-horror-movie-review-2025

K-Pop Demon Hunters (again). Netflix. I’ve been over this one, but after reading The Birth of Korean Cool by Euny Hong, I needed to see it again. It’s got all the K – the songs, the unrequited love story, demons, weird legends, and the vibe. And if you love all things K, the book is a real gem. (Also see the Billboard Women in Music articles below for more Golden kudos.)

https://screenrant.com/kpop-demon-hunters-netflix-movie-reinvented-animated-musicals/

Toxic Avenger. Hulu. Winston is a custodian for the BTH company and finds out he has brain cancer. His insurance doesn’t cover it, and thinking mostly about his teenage son, he approaches his boss, begging for help, but gets less than nothing. BTH is also a big polluter and does some dirty dealing, so when Winston breaks in to steal money for his healthcare, he gets caught, shot, and thrown into a vat of nasty sludge. Instead of dying, he’s turned into an anti-hero. I saw the original, and barely remember it, but I have the feeling ti doesn’t hold a candle to this one, even if it’s just because of the budget. With Peter Dinklage as Winston and Kevin Bacon as his boss, the acting is above what you would think was the pay grade of a movie like this. It’s gory AF – one of the characters actually poses my forever question, who’s gonna clean up all this sh*t? – and makes its point when Winston teams up with an activist. It has a great soundtrack and is filled with the usual Freddy Krueger one-liners. The ending is actually uplifting, and the end credits very detailed.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-toxic-avenger-peter-dinklage-movie-review-2025

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

The dragons are coming! The dragons are coming!

https://ew.com/house-of-the-dragon-season-3-trailer-11959080

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/house-of-the-dragon-season-3-trailer-release-date

🪁 They’re Going Up, Up, Up…

Well-deserved awards to the women who make the music.

https://www.billboard.com/p/billboard-women-in-music-2026/

Best moments.

https://www.billboard.com/lists/2026-billboard-women-in-music-awards-recap-best-moments/

And most important, the fashion.

https://www.billboard.com/photos/2026-billboard-women-in-music-red-carpet-best-photos-1236234911/

🐾 Aiding and Abetting…

🐇 Using a side gig.

https://people.com/spanish-nuns-help-save-rare-giant-rabbit-breed-from-extinction-11961585

🦧 Building bridges.

https://people.com/orangutan-uses-human-made-canopy-bridge-to-cross-road-for-first-time-11961469

🐳 Setting them free.

https://people.com/timmy-the-humpback-whale-is-free-after-being-stuck-for-weeks-11961238

🦥 Rescuing them.

https://people.com/13-sloths-from-orlandos-sloth-world-survive-transfer-to-central-florida-zoo-11960242

🐕 And sometimes, they rescue you.

https://people.com/isabel-klee-reveals-life-after-viral-dog-rescue-exclusive-11957963

🫖 Quotes of the Week

You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. – Khalil Gibran

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. – Miles Davis

I have discovered in life that there are ways of getting almost anywhere you want to go, if you really want to go. – Langston Hughes

Butterflies are God’s confetti, thrown upon the Earth in celebration of His love.K. D’Angelo

There is only one way to avoid criticism. Do nothing. Be nothing. Say nothing. – Aristotle

Maybe you should prescribe yourself something. – Leslie Thomas (Tricia Mann-Grant), Beyond the Gates

🪻 Tra-La, It’s May…

Until next time, stay safe; stay not forgetting other mother’s on Mother’s Day, like mother figures and pet moms; and stay remembering, coups aren’t going to stage themselves. So go forth and conquer.

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