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May 29, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Michael Connects the Dots, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Coming Soon, Musical Wins, Doing Their Thing, Thisclose To Ten Quotes & Summertime

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday: 

No new soap because, Memorial Day.

Tuesday:

Alexis asked Kristina and Molly to come by because she needed help with Danny. She’d thought he was okay until he asked Sonny for a job.

Sonny told Laura that Britt’s phone call was the break they’d been looking for, but she said they already knew Sidwell killed Dalton. Sonny said people like Pascal did Sidwell’s dirty work. All they had to do was get Pascal to turn on Sidwell.

Pascal gave Sidwell a copy of Marco’s autopsy report that came in the mail.

Carly and Lucas met at Bobbie’s and she told him about an available apartment. She begged him to move out of Windymere.

Nathan met Obrecht for lunch at Bobbie’s and he told her that he and Lulu were no longer together. Things had become too complicated and Lulu broke up with him.

Charlotte and Danny met Lulu at her house, and Lulu asked if Rocco told them his plans, but they said no.

Dante gave Chase two broken phones and asked him to run the serial numbers. Chase said he was looking into a one-way ticket to Berlin that had been purchased, checking security cameras for facial recognition, and had the passports recorded as fake. Dante told Fitzpatrick that he wanted a search warrant for Britt’s residence.

Dante called Lulu and asked her to come to the station.

Sonny told Laura that they had to get Pascal to talk and he could be persuasive. Laura blamed herself, but he said she had nothing to be sorry for. He wasn’t leaving her to deal with Sidwell by herself. Pascal was the target. They’d use him to get the evidence Sidwell had against them, and then they would have the upper hand.

Ava went to see Sidwell and he told her about the autopsy report. He’d been waiting for it, but now he couldn’t open it. Ava told him, don’t open it. She hadn’t looked at Kiki’s autopsy. It would have broken her heart and wouldn’t bring back her daughter. Sidwell said he needed to know exactly how his son died and how his final moments were. Maybe he could find a clue that the police overlooked. She asked if they’d made progress, and he said, some. They believed Marco knew his killer, and the prevailing theory was that it had been a crime of passion. It haunted him. Ava wondered if it was possible there was someone in Marco’s life other than Lucas.

Lucas told Carly that he wasn’t ready to move on from where he and Marco were happy. She said Marco had made poor choices like getting involved in his father’s business. Just because Sidwell was grieving didn’t mean Lucas should trust him.

Nathan said Lulu made it clear they had no future, and Obrecht said it was Lulu’s loss. Fitzpatrick came in with another cop and told Carly that they had a warrant to search the premises.

Alexis told Kristina and Molly that Sonny turned Danny down, but there were other issues. He’d been in a fight at school and gotten suspended. He and Charlotte got caught breaking into Windymere. She was worried that he kept doing dangerous things and wondered what she was supposed to do. Send him to boarding school?  

Charlotte said she really didn’t know anything, and Danny said him neither. He felt badly that he hadn’t been there for Rocco, and Charlotte said, ever since the night Rocco cut his hand, he’d been acting weird. She was pretty sure their mom knew what was happening.

Chase confirmed that one phone was Rocco’s and the second phone was Britt’s, and Dante wondered if them leaving had been planned or spur of the moment. Lulu showed up, and Dante told her that Rocco had disappeared with Britt.

Alexis said it was the last thing she wanted to do, but didn’t know how to stop Danny, and Molly said Danny belonged with family. Kristina agreed, and Alexis said she was out of ideas. Danny was headed for trouble and she didn’t know how to stop him. Molly said it was understandable he’d act out since he’d been through a lot, and Alexis said Danny didn’t understand she was on his side. It would be better for him to talk to his younger, hipper aunts. Kristina suggested Alexis not say hipper and told her to have faith in him.

Sidwell told Ava that it had crossed his mind there had been someone else, but he didn’t believe it. At least not in Port Charles. Ava said, what about Miami? Someone from his past. Sidwell said Marco had never mentioned anyone, but Ava said it could have been a fling or someone whose feelings weren’t reciprocated or acknowledged. Jealousy was a strong, blinding emotion. It drove people mad. She should know.

Fitzpatrick told Carly that the warrant was for a room upstairs, when Nathan asked what was going on. Fitzpatrick said they needed to search Britt’s room, and Obrecht asked why. Fitzpatrick told Nathan to go to the station with his mother.

Dante told Lulu that he’d found Elizabeth locked in Britt’s office bathroom. She’d said she thought Rocco and Britt left together. Chase asked about aliases, and Lulu told him about the passport under the name of Tyler Anderson. Dante said Britt had gotten it for Rocco. (Nice of him to throw Britt under the bus.)

Laura said it was possible Pascal had access to the photos, and Sonny said once they got the evidence, they could go after Sidwell. Laura asked what they knew about Pascal, and Sonny said he was French (they laughed), he’d been working for Sidwell for years, and he stayed at Spoon Island. He didn’t go to the mainland much. Laura wondered if there was anybody else who’d dealt with Pascal who’d be willing to help, and Sonny said, Ava. Laura said she trusted Ava, but Sonny said he didn’t. Laura said there was Lucy, but she was a wildcard. Sonny asked if Lucas didn’t still live at Windymere.

Ava told Sidwell that there was a time when she and her daughter were involved with the same man. She’d done things she deeply regretted, and jealousy made her brother Julian do things he would have never done if he’d been thinking clearly. Sidwell said it didn’t make sense, and she suggested he tell the cops to take a closer look at Marco’s life in Miami. He said, what if the jealous lover was Lucas?

Carly told Lucas that the police were probably onto Britt. She had no Jason to hide behind. Lucas said Britt had been through a lot and she was trying to be a decent person, but Carly said he used to hate Britt. What changed? He said he stop seeing things in black and white. Britt wasn’t as awful as he’d thought and he was no better than she was. Carly said he was worth ten Britt Westbournes, but he said they’d both made choices they regretted.

Charlotte told Danny about Rocco listening to his parents fight, and Danny said there seemed to be so much he wasn’t telling them. Charlotte wondered why he’d leave without telling them or saying goodbye, and Danny said, maybe he did and they didn’t see it. Charlotte suggested they check their socials and texts, and they did, but neither of them found anything. Charlotte said, wait… Rocco had sent an email to her school account 15 minutes ago.

Lulu told Chase that she’d found the passport and confiscated it, but then it went missing. Nathan came in with Obrecht, and Lulu said Britt had kidnapped her son and locked Elizabeth in the bathroom. Dante asked if Obrecht or Nathan knew they were planning on leaving, and Nathan said if Britt had told him, he would have stopped her. Obrecht said, if anyone was to blame, it was Lulu. Lulu tried to keep Rocco from his mother and it backfired, driving them closer. Britt had lost her love Jason and Lulu had kept her from her child. Lulu said Britt wasn’t Rocco’s mother, and Obrecht wondered why Rocco chose to leave with Britt. Dante said if she knew something she wasn’t telling him, he’d arrest her for obstruction of justice, and she said she wouldn’t tell him if she did know something. Nathan suggested they go into the interrogation room and see if she could remember something, and they left. Lulu told Dante that she knew Obrecht was right. It was all her fault.  

Alexis said she had faith in Danny, but not enough to protect him from himself or the rest of the world, and Kristina said she knew how Danny felt. The more pressure she’d gotten as a kid, the more she rebelled. Molly said her experience growing up was different. Alexis had given her space when she was upset. Alexis said she hadn’t needed to worry about Molly, but Kristina said, knowing Alexis had faith in Molly, brought out the best in her. Jason trusted Danny, and when Danny messed up, they talked it through. Danny knew there were rules and consequences, but knew that he could go to his dad with anything and Jason would never take away his freedom.

Ava told Sidwell, absolutely not. Lucas saved lives. He didn’t take them. He wasn’t capable of harming someone, especially someone he loved. Sidwell apologized, and she said it was obvious Lucas and Marco loved each other. Maybe there was a lonely outsider who was jealous and was pushed over the edge. Pascal brought in refreshments, but Ava said she had to get to an appointment. She suggested Sidwell not look at the autopsy. It would only bring him more pain.

Carly asked Lucas what was going on. He’d stood by Marco and loved him. She was sorry Marco died before Lucas’s faith in him had been justified. Lucas said that’s where she was wrong. Marco did prove himself and it cost him his life.

Alexis asked if she had to be more like Jason, but Molly said she thought Alexis was doing better than she realized. Kristina said they’d work together to keep Danny safe, and Alexis thanked them. She said Ava was on her way, when there was a knock at the door. Alexis let Ava in, and Kristina and Molly left. Alexis told Ava that she was going on a trip, and Ava asked if Alexis wanted her to water the plants, but Alexis said, no. Ava was coming with her.

Lucas told Carly that when he and Marco had it out, he told Marco that he knew about the lies and threatened to leave. Marco was willing to do anything to make him stay, so he gave Marco another chance. Marco had been doing something really important and good, and doing it for him, but he’d gotten killed before he finished it. Now Lucas had to try to finish it. Carly said, what exactly? but Lucas told her that he couldn’t say. He’d heard everything she said and loved her for caring and worrying, but this was something he needed to do for Marco.

In a back hallway at the station, Dante said Lulu got Rocco a fake passport. They were going to leave town. What was the plan? Lulu said she’d never wanted to use them, but was desperate and scared. She didn’t tell Dante because she was afraid he’d take the passports, but she’d go even further if it kept Rocco safe. Dante said he would too, and Lulu said she was sorry she didn’t give him a chance. It was unfair and stupid. Rocco didn’t feel like he had her, and she didn’t let him have Dante. He’d felt Britt was the only person he could turn to. Dante said he wanted them to work together, and Lulu said her too. They had to find their son. Dante said, whatever it takes, and they hugged.

Laura said Lucas still lived at Windymere and had as much contact with Pascal as Ava and Lucy and was the most trustworthy of the three, and Sonny asked if she thought he’d be willing to help them. She said she thought he’d put his bad feelings about Sonny aside if they were working for a common goal. She’d talk to him. Her phone dinged, and Lulu said it was about Rocco.

Obrecht was annoyed that Nathan sided with Dante and Lulu and brought her in there like a common criminal. He said there was nothing common about her. They had to find Britt or she’d die from Huntington’s. He needed to know if Britt had told her anything.  

Charlotte and Danny arrived at the station, and Charlotte told Lulu that she got a message from Rocco.

Outside Bobbie’s, Molly said Danny needed to know he could come to them, and Kristina suggested they take him to dinner, when her phone chimed. She stared at it, and Molly wondered what was going on. Kristina said she took a chance and got accepted into medical school.

Ava asked where Alexis thought she was going. Was it another kidnapping? Alexis said, not this time. They were going to Manhattan. She wanted Ava to deal with the Hammet gallery. She needed to get information on the mother of the child her clients wanted to adopt, and needed Ava’s expertise of the art world. Ava said she had commitments, but Alexis said she wasn’t moving there. Ava would be doing this for an innocent child. An all-expense paid trip courtesy of the Quartermaine jet. A five-star hotel, and she’d throw in the mini bar. Ava said she could move some things around on her schedule… only for the good of the child.

Sonny assumed Sidwell was the reason Britt and Rocco left, and Laura said he was their grandson. Sonny said whatever she needed, he’d provide, but they needed to focus on Sidwell. She said as long as Sidwell was a threat, Britt wasn’t coming back.

Sidwell said he’d demanded the autopsy be expedited and here he sat unable to look at it, and Pascal suggested burning it, but Sidwell said, no. For now put it in the safe. When he was ready, he’d learn about Marco’s final moments. He’d do what it took to find Marco’s killer. He flashed back to Nathan saying that there was a problem with Lucas’s timeline. He’d disappeared from his shift at the hospital during the time Marco was murdered, and they couldn’t account for his whereabouts.

Lucas said he needed to stay at Windymere, but he couldn’t tell Carly why. He had to finish what Marco started. She needed to trust him. She said, if Sidwell turned on him, if Sidwell suspected him of anything, whatever it took, she’d stop him. He said, her and what army? and she said she had resources. He said, Sonny? and she said, among others.

Obrecht said she meant it when she said she didn’t know anything, but was confused by Nathan’s concern about Britt’s health. The Huntington’s hadn’t progressed and she wasn’t experiencing symptoms. Why did he think Britt’s health would deteriorate if she left Port Charles? There was a great deal he hadn’t told her.

Charlotte said it was a video message, and Lulu asked if they could tell where Rocco was, but Dante said it was a virtual background. They turned on the video, and Rocco told his mom and dad that he was going away with Britt. It was his decision. No one forced him and he had to fight with Britt to take him with her. Don’t hate her and don’t look for them. He was fine and it was his choice. He loved them both and was sorry. To his mom, he said, remember, not all who wander are lost. Dante said, it could be coerced, but Lulu said, it wasn’t. When she and Lucky were kids, they had a code phrase from their parents. She did the same with Charlotte and Rocco. Not all who wander are lost was Rocco’s way of signaling that he was safe. No one was making him do anything. Rocco wanted to be with Britt.

Wednesday:

Molly grabbed Kristina’s phone and said, this is real. They went into Bobbie’s and Molly announced Kristina’s acceptance to medical school to the entire restaurant.

Ric went to see Elizabeth and said a nurse told him that she’d been brutally attacked, but Elizabeth said that was an exaggeration. Britt locked her in the bathroom when she tried to stop Britt leaving with Rocco.

Lulu and Dante had no luck finding other clues about where Rocco might have gone, and Dante said the message let them know he was okay for now. Lulu said they should bring in the FBI, but Dante said that would put Rocco’s life in danger.

Gio visited Sonny and told him that Rocco left.

Kai met Emma at Bobbie’s and said he wanted to give Gio a heads up. Trina was having major family drama and he was worried it would end her singing career before it started.

Trina went to see Jordan, and asked what happened. Curtis joined them and said he’d punched Isaiah and had a good reason for doing it.

Turner wanted to go over Isaiah’s statement with Portia, and Portia asked if charges were going to be pressed. Isaiah wondered if he got a say, but Turner told him, at this point in the process, no. She’d decide if there was a case based on evidence and witness reports.  

Gio asked if Sonny had spoken to Dante, but Sonny said he wanted to do some digging first. He wondered if Gio knew something that indicated where Rocco was going, but Gio said Rocco didn’t trust him anymore since he’d ratted him out to Dante.

Dante told Lulu that if they told the FBI, they might as well tell the WSB. Cullum was close to finding out Rocco shot him and maybe Britt knew. Lulu said they had to find their son before Cullum did.

Molly wanted to order pie all around on her, but Kristina said she needed a minute. Molly wondered how this came about, and Kristina said she studied, applied, and got in. She’d studied every chance she got. No one knew, even their mom or her dad. She’d wanted to challenge herself to see if she could do it. Molly said no one casually applied to medical school. How long had she been working on it? Kristina said, since they’d lost the baby.

Kai told Emma that when Isaiah broke his fall, he messed up his hand, and Trina was caught between her parents. Emma said Trina would be worried that the focus wouldn’t be on the showcase, but her parents, and Kai said it meant a lot that Trina was finally doing something just for her. Emma said, and her future, and he said Trina could be consumed with family issues and blow the entire thing.

Trina asked if Curtis thought Isaiah was the other driver, but Curtis said he was sure. She asked if Isaiah had confessed, and Curtis said he’d admitted to getting a car repair, but claimed it was from a scratch in the parking garage. Jordan said the timing was suspect and Isaiah wasn’t saying where he was, and Trina said, but there was no evidence. Curtis said the thought that Isaiah was covering infuriated him, then Isaiah said he’d be a better father than him and he lost it. Trina said, so Isaiah provoked him, and Curtis said, Isaiah wanted a fight, so he gave Isaiah what he asked. However, he didn’t mean to break Isaiah’s hand. Trina asked how much trouble he was in.

Isaiah said Curtis got in his face, and flashed back to the fight. Turner asked if Curtis might have felt like he was in imminent danger, and Isaiah said he stood his ground, but made no physical contact. He wasn’t a violent person. Portia said she agreed to Isaiah’s account of the events.

Curtis said his arraignment was later today, but Jordan said she didn’t think Turner would take it any further. She was fair and based cases on evidence. It had been heated on both sides. Curtis said he’d been provoked, and Jordan thought that would be a mitigating circumstance and the worst case would be Curtis getting a fine and community service. Trina asked, what if Turner prosecuted? but Curtis said that wasn’t going to happen.

Elizabeth told Ric that she’d confronted Britt about the fake passport, and Britt shoved her into the bathroom. She fell and hit her head, but it was only a headache and the doctor told her to just take it easy. Ric said Britt wasn’t getting away with it. He’d file a lawsuit and take the hospital to the cleaners. Elizabeth said it wasn’t serious and she wasn’t interested in suing Britt or the hospital she loved. Her only concern was Rocco.  

Emma wondered if they should talk to Brook, but Kai said the executives had already accepted the showcase. If they cancelled… She said, Brook might not convince them to give Trina another shot. If they couldn’t postpone, maybe Trina could use the family drama to her advantage and take her performance to another level. He said the showcase could change Trina’s life entirely and give her a new future. It would kill him if she lost out.

Gio told Sonny that when he saw Rocco, Rocco said he was upset about Danny and Charlotte, but obviously something else was going on. He’d promised to keep the conversation between them. Sonny said, but he told Dante, and Gio said he thought Dante should know. Sonny said Gio did the right thing, but Gio said Sonny didn’t see Rocco’s face when he broke his word. Rocco would never trust him again. Sonny said Gio and Rocco were brothers and would rebuild the trust. Look at him and Ric. He was going to find Rocco. Gio said he was worried that he’d made Rocco feel like the only person he could turn to was Britt.

Lulu said she should have left town with their son. Even Dante had to agree Rocco was better off with her than Britt. Dante said Rocco was better off with both of them, and she said he was right. Dante said when Lulu called, he’d been about to get in touch with his dad to see if Sonny could help them disappear, and she asked why he’d changed his mind. He said she’d made a good case about leaving town and told her that he had to go. She said, not without her.

Isaiah told Turner that Curtis was furious and out of control, continuing to goad him after he hit the ground. Curtis saw he was injured and didn’t care. There was no remorse. Turner asked if it was just one punch, and Isaiah said it caused severe damage to his hand. He had eleven fractures and two severed tendons. Portia said he’d need multiple surgeries, and he said he’d been scheduled to do a liver transplant on a ten-year-old who desperately needed it. Portia said the surgery was highly specialized and complex. Isaiah had the highest success rate in the country and it might be difficult finding a suitable replacement. Turner thanked them and said she’d be in touch when she made her decision. She left, and Isaiah said now he had something even harder to do.

Dante said, Britt would lay down her life to protect Rocco, but Lulu said, Rocco wouldn’t be in this mess if Britt had left him alone. This was the second time she’d stolen Rocco because of her sick obsession to be his mother. Dante suggested they channel their energy into tracking Rocco down, and she asked where they started.

Kristina said Molly didn’t need to know the details, but Molly said she wanted to. Talking about their daughter was important and kept her memory alive. Kristina said she thought a lot about her time in the hospital after the accident. A lot of days she didn’t care about anything, especially herself, but the doctors cared so much, some days it was the only thing that kept her going. Later, when the grief wasn’t so crushing, she kept coming back to her time in the hospital, even before then. The doctors had made a huge impact on her life and she wanted to make a real measurable difference in a person’s life. Molly said she could, but Kristina said, but she wouldn’t because she wasn’t going to become a doctor.

Sonny said Gio couldn’t blame himself. Rocco would have gone anyway. Rocco may not understand now, but would eventually know Gio was a good brother looking out for him. Gio asked if Sonny thought Rocco would be okay with Britt, and Sonny said she’d keep him safe. In her misguided way, she loved him. Sit tight and he’d take care of everything.

Trina left, and Curtis told Jordan that he hated that Trina was stuck in the middle again. Jordan said they could do what they could to make it better, starting with letting go of the idea that Isaiah left the scene of the accident. He asked where the justice was in that. She deserved better. She said, maybe, but there was no evidence to support the claim and without proof, what was the point in pursuing it? If they continued, it would cause division in the family and no one wanted that with the baby coming. That’s where their focus needed to be. He said he heard her, but he’d almost lost her because of Isaiah’s cowardly action. He wouldn’t let it go.

Kai told Isaiah that he’d promised Derek a game ball, but Isaiah said right now wasn’t the best time to visit. He’d had to explain to Derek’s family that Derek’s surgery would likely be postponed because he broke his hand. Kai asked if Derek would be okay, but Isaiah said he honestly didn’t know.

Trina went to Portia’s office and said she’d come from seeing her dad at Jordan’s. He’d told her why he thought Isaiah was involved in the accident. Portia said Isaiah told her that he wasn’t driving the other care and there was no proof. Curtis had no right to attack him. Trina said she wasn’t defending his actions, but didn’t want things worse with the family.

Ric said he was sorry for overreacting, but when he heard Elizabeth was hurt, he’d panicked. Every time they were in a good place, something happened to mess it up and it had always been his fault. She said she was sorry he’d worried, but she wasn’t going anywhere. For what it was worth (🍷), the good thing about them was that they might be able to make it work this time. They kissed.

Dante asked, if Jason was going to Canada, what route would he take? and Sonny asked if he thought Britt would use the same path. Dante said there was a good chance, and Sonny said he knew someone who could help.

At Bobbie’s, Gio told Emma that Rocco chose to go with Britt. He looked at her like a second mom. Emma said Britt wasn’t, but Gio said maybe she was what Rocco needed. Emma said she didn’t think so.

Sonny told Dante and Lulu that he’d call a professional, and expert in tracking down people, whose skills he respected. If they wanted to do their own search, they needed to reconsider. Something bad happened on the pier, and it wasn’t a coincidence they disappeared after Cullum was released. Dante asked if he thought Cullum was a threat too, and Sonny said it was easy to assume Britt was in danger. He just wanted Lulu to know that Cullum had eyes on her too. If they went after Britt and Rocco, Cullum would be on their trail. That meant they’d be leading Cullum straight to Britt and Rocco.

Molly asked why Kristina wouldn’t be a doctor. She’d worked her butt off and now had an amazing opportunity she wanted to let pass by. Kristina said there were a thousand reasons why. For one, the Corinthos-Davis house just got off the ground. Molly said Kristina told her that she wanted to focus on Charlie’s. Would she rather serve pints than practice medicine? Kristina said it was the first place that was truly hers. It was a difficult decision and if she was far away, she wouldn’t be there to help their mom. Molly said she would help their mom wrangle Danny, but Kristina said she didn’t trust herself to finish medical school.

Curtis said he had nightmares about not getting Jordan out, but Jordan said she survived because of him. He said he wanted to do everything he could to help, and she said, what would help was leaving the past and focusing on the future. He said she would be sacrificing justice for herself in order to maintain peace in his family, but she said she wasn’t. She was making sure not to get stuck in that night and making it the entirety of her existence, rather than moving forward with their lives, and he said, for her sake, he was willing to try. She said hopefully, they could put it behind them once they were through with his arraignment.

Isaiah told Kai that they were trying to find another surgeon for Derek, but the surgery was complex and needed the right skill set and experience. This was his specialty and he had a relationship with the family. Kai asked how he took the news, and Isaiah said Derek’s parents were disappointed and scared, but Derek tried to make him feel better. If anything happened to this kid, it was his fault. He’d let Derek down. Kai said Curtis shouldn’t have hit him. If he hadn’t, Isaiah’s hand wouldn’t have been damaged. Isaiah said he shouldn’t have pushed Curtis’s buttons and he wished he would have kept his mouth shut. He wasn’t the only one suffering. Derek was too.

Portia asked if Trina was telling her to ask Isaiah to let it go, and Trina said she wanted peace in the family, especially with the baby coming. Portia said she didn’t want stress either, but Isaiah had every right to be angry. He’d sustained a major injury. His hand wasn’t just broken. He may never be able to operate again and his entire career could be over. She didn’t think it was fair to ask him to forgive and forget. Not this time. Trina said she was sorry, but she was worried about her dad’s arraignment today, and Portia said she didn’t think it was a good idea for Trina to get in the middle. Trina said the baby would be in the middle too, unless Portia could convince Isaiah to show mercy. If not her, then who?

Gio told Emma that Rocco was hurting, but he was smart and thoughtful and made his own choice to deal with what he was going through. He had faith in Rocco. Emma said he always managed to find the positive. Like when he saw that her grandma was still herself despite her circumstances. She was back at the clinic now and safe. Gio’s positivity would help his dad too. Gio thanked her for being supportive and said he was lucky to have her in his life. She said she felt the same way, and they kissed.

Kristina said she didn’t see things through and was a total flake, but Molly said she didn’t think that was true. Kristina said everyone else did and they weren’t wrong. She didn’t know how to commit. She couldn’t even commit to Molly and TJ (🦉) about the most important thing. Molly said Kristina didn’t see this or herself accurately. She just mentioned two huge accomplishments, and the most important thing was her committing to their daughter. She did that and if those memories of the experience led her to this point, she’d see this through. She had faith (WOTD) in those memories and in Kristina. And she and their daughter would keep her going until she realized she could keep going herself and they’d just been keeping her company. She took Kristina’s hand.

Dante said, them going to look for Rocco was the same as telling the FBI, and Sonny said that’s why he was hiring a professional who worked under the radar. He knew it was a difficult for them to sit back, but it was best for Rocco’s safety. Lulu asked who the professional was, and Sonny said his name was Brick. Brick had been his associate for years. Lulu said Carly had mentioned him and asked if Brick didn’t have a background in intelligence. Sonny said Brick worked in surveillance and security. He would be able to find Rocco and not tip off Cullum. Dante said Brick was their best chance, and Sonny said he had complete faith in Brick. Lulu said they’d go with Brick and asked Sonny to keep them updated. Dante thanked Sonny, and Sonny said he loved his grandson and would do what he could to bring him home safe. He promised.

Ric asked how Elizabeth got out, and she said Dante rescued her. He said his brother must be frantic, and Elizabeth said it was a complicated situation. Rocco was going through a tough time, but Dante was a great dad and a good guy. She felt bad for him. Ric said, and Lulu too? and she said, mm-hmm, as she put an icepack on her head and closed her eyes.

Isaiah asked Portia if everything was okay, and she said Trina was there. He asked if they fought about him, but she said it was just mother/ daughter stuff. Nothing to worry about.

Trina found Kai at the hospital and said she’d come to see her mom, but remembered he was visiting Derek. How was Derek doing? Kai said he didn’t see Derek. Derek had gotten some bad news. There was a chance he wouldn’t get his liver transplant. They were scrambling to find another surgeon. Trina said, because Isaiah broke his hand, but Kai said Isaiah’s hand got broken because Trina’s dad attacked him. She said, it was one punch, but he said, because of the one punch, Derek might not get the transplant and could die.

Jordan’s doorbell rang, and she opened the door to Turner. Turner said she knew they were on the way to Curtis’s arraignment, but because they were friends, she wanted to give Jordan a heads up. Curtis came out, and Turner said she was sorry, but Curtis was going to be charged with felony assault and battery.

Thursday:

 Brook found Amelia’s Mr. Snuggles with Phoebe and told Chase that she hoped they could give Phoebe a big extended family. He said she was meant to be theirs.

Trina went to Bobbie’s and told Gio she didn’t think she could make it to rehearsal.

At Alexis’s, Molly was on the phone about the cover of her book. She wanted it more contemporary sexy, a true romance and not a series of sex scenes. She told Cody that they’d agreed to work on an alternate cover, but he didn’t understand why she didn’t lean into the sexy.

Curtis told Michael about the charges against him and said he didn’t mean to hurt Isaiah that bad. He’d lost his temper, but didn’t completely regret it, especially after what Isaiah did to Jordan.

Willow told Drew that she knew he hated being helpless, but Sidwell was calling the shots and it was hell for her too. But she was working on something that would hopefully free them both.

Trina thought going forward, her family would have peace, and Gio said she deserved a break. She told him about Derek and how he couldn’t have his surgery. It was a rare procedure and Isaiah was one of the few specialists who could perform it. She couldn’t sleep thinking how scared he must be, and he was in this situation because of her father.

Curtis said it would be a public relations disaster for Aurora, but Michael said he was more worried about Curtis. Curtis said if things went sideways, he could be in serious legal trouble, and Michael said he had Curtis’s back since Curtis had stood by him. Curtis said the difference was, Michael didn’t shoot Drew, but he did hit Isaiah.  

Tracy said Amelia left her favorite stuffed animal behind, and Chase offered to take it to Willow. He left, and Brook told Tracy that Alexis was in New York City because she had a lead on Delilah. Tracy asked about their chances for adoption, and Brook said Alexis thought they were the prefect candidates. Tracy asked if Brook wasn’t glad she’d listened to her about keeping quiet about Jordan’s accident.

Cody told Molly that he was rereading his favorite parts and asked if she’d written the scene in the hayloft after they… She said, no. It was the other way around. She’d suggested they do what Maddie and Casey did in the book and it had exceeded her fantasies. She thought they should recreate all the scenes, and he said he thought they owed it to themselves. They kissed.

Willow said she didn’t want Drew to suffer. He knew what he did and the kids were with her now. She wasn’t prepared for Sidwell making her take his seat in congress, but it turned out that she was really good at it. She liked representing the people of Port Charles. She actually listened to their wants and needs, unlike him, who devoted his time and energy into personal payback. She wanted to continue to keep the seat, but they’d cross that bridge when they came to it. She’d stop the injections if she could trust him to walk away and leave her alone, but they both knew he wouldn’t. He wouldn’t forgive her for not needing him to be happy. She couldn’t free him until she could force him out of her life for good with something so incriminating he wouldn’t come after her. The doorbell rang and she opened the door to Sidwell, who said he had more important things to deal with. What was so bloody important?

Willow said she heard Chief Brennan had been transferred to Turning Woods. Both he and Drew collapsing in the same house and getting Locked-in Syndrome was suspicious, too suspicious to be sustained. Sidwell said she got herself into this mess when she accidently dosed the WSB chief in her home, so the result was on her. She needed to keep Drew dosed and dozing. She could keep giving him the drug indefinitely since there were no long term side effects. He couldn’t talk if he couldn’t speak. Enjoy the quiet since she didn’t have to listen to him talk about how everyone was against him. He was less of a bother this way, more like a potted plant. His phone rang and he said he needed to take it privately, so Willow took Drew back to the bedroom. Sidwell asked if they had the package… There seemed to be some confusion. They’d been tasked to track down Dr. Westbourne, not her car. Unless they wanted to be abandoned in Ohio in the trunk of her car, find her and bring her back now.

Tracy said Brook wasn’t responsible for Curtis losing his temper. Focus on Phoebe. Chase came back and asked why Brook didn’t tell him that something was wrong with her car.

Cody consulted Molly’s manuscript and they got busy. Her arms full of files, Suzanne let herself in. Seeing them, she dropped everything.

Suzanne apologized and said Alexis had given her the key so she could drop off the files. Molly said it was okay, and Suzanne said she’d loved Molly’s book. She wouldn’t mind meeting a man like Casey… She looked at Cody and said, oh my God. He’s you.

Trina said she’d known it was bad, but never thought her dad was violent. He’d only hit Isaiah once. The injury was a fluke… She realized she was still defending her dad, and Gio said because he was her dad. She said she loved her dad. They’d come a long way. It had been hard in the beginning, but once she’d accepted him as her father, she’d always taken his side, even between him and her mom. She’d always assumed he was in the right. She’d told her mom to ask Isaiah to go easy on him, but then she heard about Derek and it expanded her take. It didn’t stop her from loving her father, but she couldn’t believe he lost control and now other people were suffering.

Curtis said it had been six weeks since the accident and every day he tried to figure out all the evidence against Isaiah, and Michael asked what evidence he had. Curtis said Isaiah’s car had scratches that he claimed he got in the parking garage, but the other driver had hit the guardrail and they’d found black paint. Michael asked how he knew it was Isaiah’s car, and Curtis said he didn’t for certain, but Isaiah drove a black BMW. He’d said he was with a private patient, but wouldn’t give them the name. Michael said Isaiah couldn’t divulge that, but Curtis said he could ask the patient’s permission. He knew for sure Isaiah’s cabin was off Route 91 and there was no traffic on that road at night.

Chase said he heard a rattle in the passenger door, and Brook said she’d never noticed. Was it a big deal? Tracy said, safety first, and Chase said he had an errand to run before his shift. The doorbell rang and he said he’d get it since he was on his way out. Tracy told Brook that the idiots fixing the door broke something, and Chase opened the door to Portia, who asked to speak to Tracy. Chase told her that Tracy was in the living room, picked up Mr. Snuggles, and left. Portia said she was glad she caught Brook too, and thanked her for setting up Trina’s showcase. She was hoping the Quartermaines could help with something.

Gio told Trina that if she needed a few days to regroup, he totally understood. They’d still have time to rehearse. Trina said she didn’t think there was going to be a showcase.

Sidwell said he had to get back, and Willow asked what they were going to do. He said they were going to do nothing. She would do what she was told and never waste his time again. Willow said he used her influence in congress and if it came out that she’d drugged her husband, he could no longer use her. Sidwell said, then stop drugging him, and she asked if he’d found leverage, but he said he could guarantee Drew would be quiet once he was dead.

Cody told Suzanne, yes, but Molly said Casey was fiction. Cody said Casey was loosely based on him, but was ultimately the product of Molly’s imagination, and Suzanne said Molly was so talented. She felt like she knew Casey. Molly thanked her, and Suzanne congratulated her on the book. Good for Cody for vaguely inspiring a wonderful character. She left, and Molly and Cody laughed.

Trina told Gio that she was going to tell Brook to cancel the showcase. It was the last thing she should be focusing on and a waste of time. He said it was up to her of course (🍷), but he didn’t think it was a waste of time for either of them. She said it seemed trivial, and he asked how cancelling would help her parents or Derek. She said she guessed it wouldn’t, and he asked how it would help her. How would she feel not doing it? How would her parents or Derek feel if they knew? She said, they wouldn’t know, and he said it would have no bearing on them. He’d been a musician most of his life and the best part about music was that it expressed things there were no words for. It wasn’t trivial. When his life turned upside down, he’d stopped playing completely, and realized it was a mistake. Be smarter than he was and use it to help her get through this.

Portia told Tracy and Brook about Derek and said she had permission to discuss the case. There were a number of complex factors, which was why he’d been referred to Dr. Gannon. He was a specialist and only one of a few who knew how to perform the procedure. Now he wouldn’t be able to because Curtis assaulted him and he had a significant hand injury. Unfortunately, there were no other surgeons at GH or Mercy with his expertise and Derek was running out of time because Curtis was fixated on blaming Isaiah for Jordan’s accident.

Curtis said he needed a lawyer, and Michael asked if he thought a trial was the best idea. Curtis said no one needed the stress, and Michael wondered if there was any chance for a plea deal. Curtis said it was possible and he’d take it as long as there was no jail time, since Portia was in her third trimester. He was prepared to fight in court. Michael asked if he had a strategy, and Curtis wondered if he had a good chance of persuading the jury that he’d been provoked. Michael said, maybe. He’d need a powerhouse attorney. Curtis said he needed to present a strong enough case to be offered a slap on the wrist deal, and Michael said he was taking a big gamble.

Willow said Sidwell couldn’t kill Drew, and he asked if she wanted the honor. She could make him have another stroke. She said she didn’t want Drew dead, and he asked why she shot him twice. She said she’d thought she was going to lose her children and would never stop regretting it. Sidwell heaved a Jason sigh, and said he had more pressing issues to deal with. Make it work. She said, what if someone questioned what happened? and he said she was a talented, resourceful woman. Deal with it and keep up her good work getting funds for the WSB. She asked why he cared, and he said the WSB did important work. He wanted all resources available at their disposal.

Molly said now Suzanne thought the book was her private diary, but Cody said Suzanne knew she wasn’t a schoolteacher in the wild west. Who would make the connection? Her readers didn’t know them. She said he was coming on her book tour and they’d notice, and he said then he’d have to bring his ten gallon hat.

Tracy asked how they could help, and Portia said Derek needed to be transferred to a hospital in Chicago for another specialist. It would be expensive. They couldn’t just put Derek on a plane and his parents’ insurance was maxed out. She was hoping… Brook said she’d pay for it. She’d write Portia a check. Tracy said she’d get in touch with the hospital and make the arrangements, and Portia said it was so generous. Tracy said she was happy to help, but they’d been in the middle of something. She’d show Portia out. Portia went to the foyer, and Tracy told Brook not to dare say that child’s predicament was her fault. All she did was avoid a collision. Brook said, if Curtis had known, he would have never attacked Isaiah, but Tracy said, nobody was to know now or ever know.

Willow cried, when Chase came to the door. He said he was sorry for interrupting, but thought Amelia would want Mr. Snuggles. Willow thanked him and invited him in. Chase said he could tell something was wrong. Why had she been crying? She said it was just one of those mornings, and he said he wanted to help. She said everything was wrong. She felt so trapped.

Gio told Trina to do what was best for her and he’d support what she decided. Trina said normally, she’d talk to Josslyn, but she was in Australia. It was a family thing, but she had no details. He said if the showcase didn’t happen, they could still hang out if she wanted to. Playing with her made him realize he’d missed music and what a great outlet it was. She said, then maybe she could purge some of… this with juicy ballads. She’d see him at rehearsal.

Cody told Molly that he didn’t mind if people thought he was the real Casey. It turned out Casey was a great guy and an excellent lover. Molly said Cody was a great guy too, and he said, not to mention… She said, not here. What if Danny or Scout had come in? He said he’d behave, and she said that was the last thing she wanted. They were going to his place.

Portia went to Curtis’s office and said Isaiah needed surgery, then rehab, and more surgery. Even when all was said and done, he may never be able to operate again. Curtis said he didn’t want that to happen, but this all started when Isaiah drove away and left him and Jordan to die. She said, as usual, he was so sure he was right and in his self-righteousness, assaulted Isaiah. What was he going to do when he found out Isaiah was innocent? (I live for the moment.)

On the phone, Tracy said she wasn’t asking for a tow truck to come. She was telling them to come now. Michael asked Brook who Tracy was telling off now, and Brook said, the BMW dealership. Tracy told the dealership that it had been rattling for six weeks. Unrattle it. She told Brook that they were on their way.  

Chase said Willow tried to carry everything on her own and didn’t have to, but she said, this time, she did. He said he could listen. He knew she’d feel better if she talked it out. She said she couldn’t do that. She didn’t want to be married to Drew anymore.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

As he dries off by the boathouse, Tracy approaches Ethan and says, there is a rumor going around that he has a business proposition for her. Or was that just a way to get on her property so he could avail himself of the many amenities of her home? He asks if two things can’t be true at the same time.

Ava and Alexis walk into Hammet Gallery, which looks suspiciously like the Jerome Gallery, and a woman welcomes them. Ava introduces herself, saying she’s Ava Jerome of the Jerome Gallery in Port Charles, and the woman says, of course (🍷). It’s a pleasure to finally meet her. She shakes Ava’s hand and says she’s Janice. She works with Apollo. He’s expecting her. She’ll let him know that Ava and her colleague are here. Ava thanks her and she leaves. Ava asks if Alexis is surprised that her name means something in the art world, but Alexis says, no, she’s not surprised. While Ava is throwing her weight around, just make sure she’s discreet in asking questions about Delilah. Ava says she knows. Alexis told her that this is for Brook and Chase and that discretion is paramount. Alexis says, just don’t accidentally drop the Quartermaine name, okay? and Ava says, Alexis brought her along for her expertise and because she knows this world intimately. She also knows how to get information, okay? So they’re going to do this her way.

Michael finds Brook in the living room wrapping a package and says, it looks nice. She thanks him and says it took her nine attempts to try and get this bow right. Does it look a little tired to him? He says, no, he doesn’t think so. Who’s it for? She says, Willow, and he says, a bon voyage gift he hopes. She says, whatever their personal feelings about Willow may be, she’s been instrumental in helping her and Chase pursue adopting Phoebe. It’s the least she could do for her. He says, she knows Willow’s not doing this to help her, right? She’s doing this to help Chase.

Chase tells Willow that she’s an extremely capable person, but with everything she’s juggling, she’s got to feel overwhelmed. She says, some days are easier than others, that’s for sure, and he says, she’s caring for Drew, having her kids with her part time, plus all of her other full-time responsibilities like representing her constituents here in Port Charles. She says she just wants to do right by everyone, and he says, and she is, but maybe she shouldn’t make any big decisions about her marriage until things calm down a little bit. She hasn’t been a congresswoman for that long. She says she’s sorry. She’s not explaining herself very well. She’s not saying her marriage has hit a rough patch. She’s saying she made a mistake marrying Drew. She never should have become his wife.

Portia asks if Curtis realizes a boy is needlessly suffering because of his rash actions, and Curtis asks what she’s even talking about. She says she just spent the morning trying to secure funding for a young patient’s transfer to a hospital in Chicago, where there’s a possibility that he could get a liver transplant to save his life. He says, she’s laying that at his feet? and she says, Isaiah was that boy’s best chance of survival. He is an excellent surgeon. One of the few in the country that specializes in auxiliary liver transplantation. And he may never pick up a scalpel ever again. He says, look. If that is the case, Isaiah has no one to blame but himself.

Valentin comes downstairs and asks if Carly is alone. She says, Donna’s in school, and he says, oh good. Maybe now she can stop avoiding him for a second. She says she’s not avoiding him. He’s a fugitive in hiding, remember? He says, if she’d wanted to see him, she would have seen him, and she says, he’s right. She didn’t want to see him. Not since he made it crystal clear to her that he would ditch her in a second to go save Anna.

Carly says her daughter’s missing. Cullum and Sidwell are more dangerous than ever and they’re ramping up whatever terrifying project they’re working on. He gets one phone call from his contact in France and his first thought is that he needs to go save Anna. Who, by the way, has ample family members to save her. He says he stayed, didn’t he? and she says, yes, he stayed. But it’s what happened right before he decided to stay that gave her the wake-up call that she needed. This situation, it’s temporary, right? He’s not here very long. She can’t count on him. He says he sees. Clearly, he has overstayed his welcome. He’ll shut down the project at Windymere and he’ll be out of her attic for good. He goes back upstairs.

Alexis tells Ava to remember she vouched for her with Brook and Chase to join her in her work, and Ava says, the child’s future is at stake. Yes, she knows. She’s taking the matter very seriously. Why doesn’t Alexis look at some art or something? Maybe she’ll get inspired and stop haranguing her. Apollo comes out and says, Ava. Stunning as always. It’s been way too long. He takes her hands and she says, yes. Since he’s been in LA as a matter of fact. She’d like him to meet her colleague Alexis Davis. Alexis says, his gallery is lovely, and he thanks her. He says, they think it provides the visual and conceptual clarity the work deserves, and tells Ava that his sources told him that she’s been building quite the collection for Jenz Sidwell. He’s got some lovely pieces in the back that he thinks she’ll love. She says she appreciates that and she’ll absolute take a look at another time. But she and Alexis are here on behalf of another client and art may not be what they’re buying.

Willow says Chase and everyone tried to warn her that Drew wasn’t good for her. He made it very clear that she didn’t need Drew to get her kids back, but the voice in her head kept insisting that Drew loved her and would do anything for her. Chase asks if she’s saying she doesn’t love Drew, and she says she doesn’t. Not anymore. And she doesn’t know if Drew ever loved her. He was so jealous of Michael, so desperate to take something, anything that he felt Michael had. It just happened to be her. He says, but she’s not something to be owned by Michael or Drew. She is her own person. She says she’s certainly trying to be. And it doesn’t matter if Drew loved her for her or not. The fact is, she and Drew both married each other for the wrong reasons.

Brook tells Michael that she’s well aware of Willow’s feelings about and for her husband. Chase is a good man who’s given Willow way more grace than she deserves. She asks Michael to help with the bow, and he puts his finger in the middle of the bow. He says, there’s nothing wrong with the bow, and don’t take her anger at Willow out on him. She says, who’s angry? Would she be bringing Willow a gift if she were angry? He says he guesses it depends on what the gift is, and she says, it is a reminder of their gratitude and of the loving family Willow is helping her build with her husband. He says, that’s a lot to ask of a gift, but good luck. Feel free to take his car to Willow’s if she wants. She asks, why? and he asks if hers isn’t in the shop. Tracy said there was something wrong with it, right?

Tracy says she’s surprised Ethan isn’t glued to Lulu’s side given the Rocco situation, and he says, actually, he’s trying to give her a little space. She says, he doesn’t think his sister needs his support? but he says, no. He thinks he’s given her maybe too much support and in the wrong ways. Lulu asked him to give her and Rocco fake passports. She says, you Spencers love your fake passports, and he says, Rocco’s definitely one of them because he used his to take off with Britt Westbourne. She says, Lulu blames him for that? and he says, even if she doesn’t, he blames himself, but she says, don’t do that. Spencers don’t wallow. They find solutions. He says, she’s right. Actually, he’s hoping to solve a problem for her.

Curtis says he’s going to pay for that kid’s transport to Chicago himself, and Portia says, so he can assuage his guilt? He says, no. Because it’s a child and it’s the right thing to do. She says, well, his generosity is too little too late. She found a benefactor. He says, huh. He’s really glad to hear that. She tells him, really? That’s all he’s got to say? Besides the fact that he believes punching Isaiah was justified? He says, she was there. She heard the man say that he would be a better father to his child than he could ever be and she knows he would never stand for that. She says, but he’s a grown man. There’s nothing Isaiah should have said that would warrant physical violence. He says, okay, then they’re just going to have to agree to disagree on that. And on Isaiah having any role in his child’s life going forward.

Carly opens the door to Charlotte, who says she needs to talk to her. Carly invites her in and asks if she’s okay, but Charlotte says, no. Carly says, okay. Charlotte’s mom told her what was going on with Rocco. Is there any word? Charlotte says she doesn’t know. She can’t even tell her mom that it’s her fault he left with Britt. Carly says, hold on. Why would she think that? Charlotte says, before she and Danny went to go break into Windymere, they asked Rocco to come with them and he said no. He said it was too dangerous and begged them not to go, but they went anyway. They didn’t listen to him and just shut him out completely. Carly says, that’s a good thing because he was right, and Charlotte says, that makes it even worse. Rocco’s just been so quiet and mom and Dante have been fighting and she knew he was having a hard time. She was just so busy trying to help Danny get information about his dad and she thinks she made Rocco feel even more alone. And that’s why he turned to Britt.

Alexis tells Apollo that they’re just looking for information. No one’s buying anyone anything. Ava gestures for Alexis to step back, and says, he’ll have to excuse Alexis. When her blood sugar gets low, she loses command of the English language. He laughs and asks if he can get Alexis something then. Some fresh juice or sparkling water? Alexis says, no thank you. She and her words are fine. He says, quite sure? and she says, mm-hmm. He asks Ava, if their mutual client isn’t interested in art, why did she want to see him? and Ava says she and Alexis just have a few questions they’re hoping he can answer. Alexis says they’d like to know about a woman who may have been an employee of his. Delilah Wilson?

Ethan tells Tracy, working with Sonny is great. But she knows he likes to have multiple income streams whenever possible. She asks if he’s about to pitch her some multi-level marketing scheme, because she doesn’t need any cleaning supplies and she doesn’t need a timeshare within easy walking distance to the beach. He says, that’s just insulting to both of them. They both know if she wanted to go to the beach, she’d just (we say together) buy the beach. He thinks she should hire him. They’ve always had a good working relationship and he knows trustworthy people are hard to come by. She says she doesn’t trust anybody, and he says, generally speaking, neither does he. But he’s sure she could use someone discreet and reliable for her more nuanced dealings. She says, as it happens, she may have a need for his particular skill set.

Brook tells Michael that the passenger side door is rattling for some reason. It doesn’t bother her, but he knows how Granny can be. He says, yeah, better safe than sorry. How long has it been rattling for? She says, is he a mechanic? and he says he knows what a Phillips head screwdriver looks like. She says, that’s a brag. Anyways, it’s not dangerous. It’s just another thing on her to-do list. He says, but even she only has so many hours in a day. That’s why he was kind of surprised to hear that she’s putting together this showcase for Trina Robinson. Not that Trina’s not talented. She killed it at Charlie’s, but between taking care of Phoebe, figuring out the adoption process, her work at Deception, isn’t a showcase like this kind of a lot to take on? She says, he knows she likes to stay busy, and he says he knows. And he knows her mother’s side and knows where she got it from, but why now? She says, the music part of her life has been backburnered for a while, but seeing Gio and Trina perform at Charlie’s just sparked something in her. Gio is already in the music world, and she just feels like Trina deserves a chance to see what’s possible for her. You know, if the music industry is something she’s interested in. He says, yeah, but Brook didn’t even see Gio and Trina’s performance, right? Didn’t she arrive after they’d already finished? She says she did. She rushed out of here as soon as Dante let her know that Gio was going to be performing, but unfortunately, she missed it. Luckily, Dante took a video. She wishes she’d seen it live, but anyways, she’d better get going because this gift isn’t going to deliver itself. He says, she can always drop it in the mail for Willow, but she says she thinks that this gift requires a personal delivery. She leaves and he makes a call. He asks if someone thinks they can come by the house. He thinks he just figured out a way to solve all his problems.  

Chase says, it’s no secret that Drew isn’t his favorite person, and Willow says, other than Scout’s, is he anyone’s? <snort> Chase says, Drew’s hurt a lot of people that he cares about. And the strain she’s under from overseeing his care has got to be taking its toll on her. Is it possible that that’s coloring her feelings about her marriage? She says she must sound like a monster. Her husband is locked inside his own body unable to communicate, and she’s the one complaining. He says, they’re both suffering right now, and she says, maybe, but she’s also benefitting from Drew’s misfortune. She got to fill his congressional seat and she’s enjoying it. He says, great. She stepped up for Drew and she’s helping people by serving in Congress. She shouldn’t feel guilty about that. She says, but she is guilty… of so much.

Portia says, Curtis doesn’t get to tell her who she can have in her life, and he says, but he does have a say in who’s in his child’s life. She says, does he? Now that’s quite a double standard he’s working with there. Because there’s no love lost between her and Jordan, but she hasn’t issued any decrees keeping her out of their baby’s life, has she? He wants to play that game? He’d better reconsider his living arrangements. Because if he thinks he’s going to veto Isaiah, there is no way she’s going to let Jordan spend any time with their child. He says, there is no comparison between Jordan and Isaiah. He and Jordan have years of history that predate her. They were married. Isaiah is just some dude she slept with because they were having a fight. She says she turned to Isaiah because he walked out on their marriage. He did that. But she’s with Isaiah now because Isaiah’s given her the kind of love and acceptance that she never got from him.

Carly tells Charlotte that she does understand the impulse to blame yourself. And if Rocco did feel shut out and alone because of what she and Danny did, she’s sure that hurt, but Charlotte can’t be responsible for the choices Rocco makes, including taking off with Britt. Charlotte says, Carly doesn’t think Britt would do anything to hurt Rocco, does she? and Carly says, no. She thinks Britt is crazy, but she knows Britt cares about Charlotte’s brother. Charlotte says her mom doesn’t see that way. She’s so freaked out. Carly says, of course (🍷) she is. It’s so impossible for anyone to understand how terrifying it is when a parent doesn’t know where their child is. Charlotte would be giving her mother a huge gift if she didn’t put herself in any more danger, and she’d really be helping her dad out a lot too. Valentin joins them and tells Charlotte, listen to Carly. The woman clearly knows what she’s talking about.

Apollo says, after the police told him what had happened to Delilah, he told them everything that he could think of about her, but it wasn’t very much. She was a private person. He didn’t even know she was pregnant. Alexis asks if she had friends and family, and he says, presumably, but he has no idea. Ava says, any colleagues here at the gallery she may have been close to? and he says, she was always friendly, but maintained a professional distance. Alexis asks if he hired her through a recruiter or an agency by any chance, but he says, actually, he poached Delilah from another gallery. He’d seen how well she worked with clients, and not perhaps his finest moment. That gallery since has closed down. Ava says, she knew how to make a sale, and he says, that she did. He considered her his VIP whisperer. She had a knack for working with high-end clientele and kept them happy and buying consistently. Ava says, impressive, and he says, very. That’s really all he knows about her and truly, he does have to go back to work. He tells Ava that it was wonderful to see her again. Really, a treat in fact. Shall he have the delightful Janice show them out? Ava says, actually, since they’re here, she’d like to take a look around. His collection is extraordinary, and to his earlier point, she thinks there are a number of pieces that would be to Mr. Sidwell’s liking. He tells her to take her time, and leaves. Alexis says, well, that was a bust, but Ava says she wouldn’t be so sure.

Ethan says, first things first. Is this job legal? Tracy says, seriously? What do you care about legal, Mr. Fake Passport? Besides, he knows he will be handsomely remunerated for any bending of the law. He says he does know that and he appreciates it. His phone rings and he says he’s so sorry. He has to take this. She says, oh yes. His future employer is definitely the one he should put on hold. He apologizes again and goes into the boathouse. He says, yeah, what is it? and Apollo says, two women from Port Charles are here in the gallery asking about Delilah. Ava Jerome and Alexis Davis. Ethan asks what he told them, and Apollo says, what he told the police. Nothing useful. Ethan says, okay. Keep it that way.

Jacinda arrives at the Quartermaines and tells Michael not to keep her in suspense. What’s this big revelation of his? He says he knows how to get Willow in Chase’s bed, and she asks if his PI found something compromising he could use, but he says, it’s nothing like that. It’s totally different. He thinks Brook was the driver that almost collided with Jordan Ashford, and if he’s right, it changes everything.

Willow says she looks back at what she did to Chase when they were married and she is so ashamed. He was sick and she cheated on him with Michael, his best friend. She would do anything to take that back. Chase says, it was a complicated situation and she made a mistake. But all of that led him to Brook and now Phoebe. She says, so in a way, it worked out, and he says, it did for him. She says, after what she did to him, she can’t even consider leaving Drew. She couldn’t live with herself. The man is completely dependent on her. He says, if Drew were healthy, would she be with him? and she says, no. She would end it. He says, they can’t know what the future holds, but it won’t be like this forever. So trust herself that she can navigate this. And if she can’t, trust him and the faith he has in her. She hugs him just as Brook is going past the window and sees them.

Carly says she’s going to give Charlotte and Valentin some alone, but Charlotte says, please don’t go. She tells Valentin that Carly made her realize that Rocco running away wasn’t entirely her fault, and he says he’s glad Carly helped her see that. She asks what she does about Cullum and Sidwell. If they go after Britt, they could hurt Rocco and he has to be okay. Valentin says, he will be. He’ll take care of Rocco. Her coming here and giving them information on Windymere was incredibly helpful, but there’s one last thing he needs her help with. She says, he wants her to stay out of it, and he says, that’s right. She’s the most precious thing in the world to him, but he can’t focus on the task at hand if he doesn’t know she’s safe. She says, okay, they hug, and he thanks her. She says she should get home to mom, and Carly says she thinks Lulu would appreciate that. Can she text them when she gets there? Charlotte says, yeah, and thanks Carly for the chat. She tells Valentin that she loves him and he says he loves her too. She leaves, and Valentin thanks Carly for helping her. He’s sorry for earlier. She says, no. She is.

Willow says she trusts Chase more than anyone and him having faith in her means more than he knows, but… The doorbell rings and Willow opens the door to Brook. She invites Brook in and Brook says she didn’t know Chase would be here. He says he was dropping off Mr. Snuggles for Amelia, and Willow says, which she is so grateful for. Chase says he also wanted to thank Willow again for helping with Phoebe, and Brook says it sounds like they had the same idea. She hands Willow the gift and says, for you. Willow says Brook didn’t need to get her anything. She was happy to do it. Brook says, of course (🍷) she did. Willow has done so much for them. Right, Chase?

Alexis says she didn’t come here to shop for Jenz Sidwell, and Ava says, neither did she, but Apollo has information and he’s not just going to give it up unless they give him something in return. Watch and learn. Alexis wonders what Ava has done, and Ava tells Apollo, that Kyoko in the corner is just spectacular. It’s so vibrant. She thinks that Jenz would be very interested. Does he think they could arrange a video viewing for him? Apollo says, absolutely, and she says, wonderful. And she does apologize. She realizes that Deliliah might be a sensitive topic. She knows the two of them were friends. Delilah was his employee. She’s sure Delilah’s death was very shocking. He says, it was, but as he’s already told her… She says, what she didn’t tell him is that she and Alexis are working on behalf of the very private, very wealthy Quartermaine family, and they are quite intent on acquiring information about Delilah. In fact, anyone who leads them to her friends or family would be generously rewarded. He says, come to think of it, he may actually have something for her. Let him check. He leaves, and Alexis asks, what did she just do? Ava tells her that she just said the magic word – Quartermaine.

Tracy tells Ethan that Brook and Chase desperately want to adopt Phoebe. They love that little girl. He says, it sounds like they’re not the only ones, and Tracy says she may have warmed to her. And she wants to make sure that nothing prevents Phoebe from becoming part of this family. He says, okay, and she says, to that end, Brook and Chase may need some assistance in smoothing some things over. He says, got it. She needs a fixer. She says she needs him to make sure absolutely nothing gets in the way of that adoption.

Michael tells Jacinda, Curtis was very clear that all the other driver did was swerve to get out of the way, but when they did, they might have run into the guardrail. The police then picked up a paint sample from the guardrail. They believe that it came from a black BMW. Jacinda says, and Isaiah drives a black BMW, but Michael says, so does Brook. He doesn’t think she’d knowingly leave the scene of an accident. He doesn’t think she ever knew that there was an accident in the first place. She says, Curtis is sure that the other driver was Isaiah, so why does he think he’s so sure it’s Brook? and he says, because Brook was here the night Gio was performing at Charlie’s. She told him that Dante called her and she rushed over there. The quickest way from here to Charlie’s is Route 91. She says, what else you got? and he says, Brook’s car has been in the shop because the passenger door has been out of commission for the past six weeks. She says, which it would if it hit the guardrail, and he says, on top of that, she’s setting up a showcase for Trina Robinson, Curtis’s daughter, with a bunch of music executives just out of the blue. She says, well, Trina’s got a great voice and Brook’s a savvy businesswoman. It could be good for both of them. He says, no. It’s all too convenient. He can’t get past the timing of it all. She tells him, let’s say you’re right. How does Brook being involved in Jordan’s accident get him what he wants with Willow? He says, because if Brook was involved in the accident and never came forward, it’ll show Chase that his wife isn’t the woman he thinks she is.

Curtis says he and Portia both played a part in their marriage falling apart and she’s nobody’s a victim. She says she didn’t say that she was. But she is the one who was forced to tell private details about her personal life on the witness stand. And then had to deal with him and Trina giving her all kinds of hostility and anger for months and months, all while pregnant with their child. But you know who was by her side the entire time? Supporting her, showing her compassion, not judging her? Isaiah. Curtis expects her to turn her back on him? Curtis says he expects her to keep their child away from the type of person that could leave people on the side of the road to die.

Michael tells Jacinda, with Chase, everything’s black or white, guilty or innocent. There’s no grey area with him at all. If he finds out Brook played a part in the accident and kept it from him, there’s no coming back from that. Jacinda says, and he thinks that’ll send Chase running back to Willow? and he says, she saw how determined the guy was to take him down, destroying his life. It’s because he never really let Willow go. If he can get Brook to see that, it’ll set her free. She deserves better than him. She says, even if he’s right and Chase hightails it back to Willow, is he sure Willow will go for it? She’s smart. She’s got a lot to lose. Does he think she’ll risk it all to be with Chase again? He says, Chase gives Willow exactly what she needs. He puts her on a pedestal. He wants to be her hero. That is irresistible to Willow. Just look at Drew. And when Chase turns on Brook, and he will, Willow will be there waiting for him. And when he eventually lands in her bed, it’ll cost her everything.

Willow looks at a gorgeous bowl and tells Brook, it’s stunning. Thank you. I love it. How is Phoebe? Brook says, she’s perfect, as always, and Chase says, Alexis is in New York City making some inquiries on their behalf. They’re staying positive, hoping things go their way. Willow says, Alexis is extremely thorough, and rest assured she’s liaising on their behalf with the director of social services. Brook thanks her and asks how it’s going in Congress these days. Kai Taylor is her intern, right? Willow says, he is. He’s fantastic. She thinks he has quite a future in politics if he wants it. Brook says she’s seen a lot of him recently. She’s putting together a showcase for Trina. He’s so supportive of her. She guesses she and Trina are both lucky that way. She smiles at Chase.

Valentin says Carly doesn’t have anything to be sorry for, but she says she does. She shouldn’t have lashed out at him. She put rules and expectations on him and on their situationship. She didn’t have a right to do that. He says he’d argue, her house, her rules, and she says, of course (🍷) his instinct is to jump on a plane and go help Anna because he loves her. She doesn’t begrudge him that. Him being here was only meant to be temporary, and it’s not fair of her to ask him to invest in them emotionally or otherwise, so she thinks it’s just best if they don’t have any expectations. She starts to walk past him, but he grabs her hand and says he doesn’t want her to have expectations. He’ll always have feelings for Anna. Whatever this is, it’s not about that. He told her that he needed to go to France and he threw those feelings in her face. He was thoughtless. He’s sorry. He wants to be honest with her. These past few months, she’s kept him alive. In more ways than one. She says, they helped each other, and he says, yeah, maybe. He doesn’t know where this goes from here or if he’ll survive, but he wants her. He wants her with him through all of it. That’s his truth. What’s hers? She kisses him.

Curtis says, Portia is so sold on this guy that she won’t even recognize the evidence that he left at the scene of the crash, and she says (along with me), there is no evidence. That’s why Isaiah hasn’t been charged. He says, well, there was before he destroyed it by taking his car to the shop, and she says, look. He needs to start worrying about his own charges. The ones he’s looking at for assault. A crime she knows he’s guilty of because she saw him herself. And if they call her to the witness stand, he better believe she’ll be telling the truth. She walks out, slamming the door.

Jacinda asks if Michael has thought at all about what this will do to Brook. Chase is a cop. What if he turns her in? Michael says, he won’t. And even if he did, Brook would be charged with a misdemeanor at most for scraping the guardrail. And she could easily make the argument that she didn’t even know there was an accident. Jacinda says, what about her marriage? and he says, if Brook kept this a secret, that’ll be it for Chase. It’ll likely be the end of their marriage and that’ll be for the best. Jacinda says she doesn’t think so. She seems to really love the guy. He says, no. She’s not herself with Chase. Ever since they’ve gotten together, he’s watched her make herself smaller and smaller. She doesn’t embrace the things that make her great because she’s too busy protecting his fragile little ego. He is nothing but a judgmental, insecure man with a white knight complex. And his cousin deserves better than that. He’s trying to show her that. She asks if he’s trying to tell her that he’s doing this for Brook. Because being honest, he’s the one with the most to gain here. He says he’s doing this to help Brook, but yeah, he’s also doing it for himself. And once Willow’s exposed for cheating on her bedridden husband… She says, with the cop who testified for her in court when she was accused of shooting that husband, and he says, the same husband that stood loyally by her side during the trial. The scandal will cost her the congressional seat. Jacinda says, and she’ll be radioactive, and he says, and all this power, all this influence she’s been enjoying, gone. And he’ll be the one calling the shots.

Chase says his shift is about to start. He knows Willow has a lot to do, so he’ll leave her to it. Willow thanks them both for stopping by and for the beautiful gift, and Brook says, of course (🍷). She hopes it makes Willow think of them. Chase says he’ll see her at home tonight, and Brook says, yeah, she’ll be there. She gives him a quick kiss, says, love you, and he leaves. She tells Willow that she’s very grateful for everything Willow is doing for them. But if Willow so much as breathes on her husband again, that will be the last breath Willow takes. She will destroy her. (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Check and mate!) Brook leaves.

Ethan says if Tracy wants the adoption paperwork cleared for Brook and Chase, he’s her man. She gives him a look, and he says, wait, what’s that? What’s happening now? She says she feels like she needs to make this crystal clear. There’s nothing, nothing more important than her granddaughter and the family she’s building. He says, okay. He’s seen Brook and Chase with Phoebe. He can tell how much they love her and he promises he’ll do everything he can to help. Everybody loves a happy ending.

Apollo tells Ava that Delilah worked on the opening of the Cortez exhibit last July. He consults his tablet and says, somewhere on here he may have… Yes. Here she is. Ava takes the tablet, shows it to Alexis, and says, huh. Wow. Delilah was certainly a vision, wasn’t she? Alexis says, she certainly was, and thanks Apollo. She says, he’s been very helpful, and he says, my pleasure. Alexis and Ava look at each other and back at the photo where we see Delilah standing next to Ethan.

On Monday, Lucas tells Sonny and Laura that they’re going to need him; Pascal tells Josslyn, what a shame. You won’t be able to do anything about it; Nina tells Jack that she’s his only way out of this; and Tracy tells Ric that they need to get Sidwell out of their business. How do they do that?

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Pretty much everything Willow has done since hooking up with Drew has been delusional.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-willows-plan-for-drew-is-delusional-katelyn-macmullen-says

The second he asked who Tracy was fighting with and Brook said, the BMW dealership, I knew.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-recap-willow-confesses-to-chase-michael-grows-suspicious-of-brook-lynn

I remember this guy.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-goings-maxwell-caulfield-cast-in-alexis-ava-story

Ric and his work throuple.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-rick-hearst-opens-up-about-work-wives-rebecca-herbst-and-nancy-lee-grahn

I just don’t get why they dropped this medical school bomb. IMO, it would have made more sense for her to go off and find Blaze.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-goings-kate-mansi-exits-as-kristina-very-difficult-decision

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-reveals-how-kristina-will-leave-port-charles-when-kate-mansi-exits-the-soap

Omg, I love the dog Big Brother bandana.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-sawandi-wilson-expecting-first-baby-with-wife-anna

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Due to circumstances beyond my control – a medical emergency that came out of the blue – I didn’t actually see most of these or give the ones I saw my full attention.

Below Deck Down Under

Ben was pissed off because Daisy wasn’t around to do individual fish fileting. In Ben’s interview, he said he thought the guests would love a whole fish because he does. Um… No thanks. I don’t want whatever I’m eating to look like it was when it was alive. In João’s interview, he said it was a battle of egos between Ben and Daisy and they needed to sort things out. Captain Jason outdid himself dressing up for the Garden of Adam themed dinner, an outfit of leaves, complete with a moving snake. Jenna was determined to get her stripes back and Ben considered promoting Ellie to sous chef so she got something to take home for her accolades. In Daisy’s interview, she said that was a big f*** you from Ben, but the captain wasn’t down with it anyway, since Ellie was working her way back from being a pita. In his interview, he said he didn’t just hand out promotions. They weren’t lottery tickets. Alesia was upset because she hadn’t been put in the second stew slot, and Ben suggested demoting Daisy so she’d try harder. João felt like he was between a rock and hard place being friends with Ben and having feelings for Daisy. The guests invited Betul to hang with them when she was in the states, and if she doesn’t want to, I will. The tip was $23K, and the next (and last) charter was the following day. I don’t know how these people work with hangovers, but they do, so even though it was a less than 24-hour turnaround, a dinner out was planned. The next primaries were Carmen, publisher of Nova Lifestyle Magazine, and Brandon, a real estate broker who hosted nightlife events. In their interview, Carmen said they did everything except have sex. Captain Jason reminisced about nearly kicking Brandon off the boat when he’d insisted on night swimming drunk. They’d requested a Seven Deadly Sins themed dinner, the courses inspired by the sins. Alesia pled her second stew case to Daisy, but in Daisy’s interview, she said Alesia had almost quit once and almost been fired once, so no. Eddy wore the helmet at dinner, and Barbie and Ben played a game where they inched their table away from the others a quarter inch every few minutes. Ben said Daisy made him feel like a six-year-old with a really Bolshi Irish nanny, whatever that is. Back at the boat, Jenna begged Ben not to use a guest cabin since she’d made them up, but he locked himself in, making Jenna drunk cry. João came to the rescue and in his interview, he said regardless of his friendship with Ben, he’d take work first. In response to João requesting he leave, Ben messed up the whole room, told João to f*** off, and called him a f***ing wanker. Maybe he feels like a six-year-old because he acts like one.

Real Housewives Of Rhode Island

This show gives me a headache. Rosie and Kelsey continued their fight, loudly and publicly, after Kelsey showed up at Trivia Night wearing a tiara and sash that said Miss Slam Pig. For some reason, this sent Ashley spiraling, and it was all very loud and annoying, much like this show in general.

Summer House

Obviously, the main topic of this whole thing is going to be the Amanda and West hook-up. As messy as it is, I still can’t bring myself to feel sympathy for Kyle. He should have seen the separation and pending divorce coming a mile away. If you are a mean drunk, you shouldn’t drink, and he kept proving he was a mean drunk over and over. Amanda clearly wasn’t happy with his drinking, and then he chose a side gig where he’d be around liquor and didn’t shy away from partaking. I can totally understand why Ciara is more disappointed in Amanda than West – we expect more from our sisters than we do from a man-child – but if I were her, I’d just move on. By all means, wear a revenge dress, but don’t waste time on actual revenge or pulling out receipts. It’s not worth it. And speaking of the wardrobe, WTF over and over about the guys. They all looked sloppy. Except for Andy, who looked… well, Andy.

The Valley

Wow. Michelle is so desperate to get away from Jesse, she was willing to absorb half of the $300K debt he’d decided to accrue before signing the paperwork. Sometimes it is better to cut your losses, but that is just wrong. And if Jasmine feels she has to fight three times as hard to be taken seriously, maybe she’s in the wrong friend group. I think she’s wrong about the others listening to Lala because she’s white though. I think they listen to Lala because she’s Lala.

In the City

Amanda got her own apartment, and the lightbulb started to sputter on for Kyle. I was very distracted by Amanda’s many pairs of shoes.

Southern Hospitality

Leva had a Mardi Gras party at Republic and announced the opening of a new restaurant that would have a focus on live music. Joe got all hurt and pissed off because he claimed it was his idea. Leva tried to explain that she would have given him the reins there, but for the last year, he’d stopped showing up for work and wasn’t even in communication. He whined that he was a boy in love who needed to follow his lady on her tour, and he and Leva went back and forth, circling that drain for a while. When he finally said that many people wanted him to open a bar, Leva told him, by all means do it, but the real world was going to surprise him, and news flash, she didn’t need him. Mic officially dropped.

Random Reality Items

I don’t know what to make of this since it’s so vague. I liked Kelly in the beginning, and didn’t even hold her rant at her daughter against her. I imagine it must be pretty frustrating to co-parent with an uncooperative ex. But as time went on, I felt she wasted a lot of time holding grudges and cursing people out. Still, this sounds radical even for her.

Are they kidding? This was probably the most interesting season in years. I loved Rachel Zoe, and as irritating as she was, Amanda brought a new dynamic to the table. I do agree that too much time was spent on Dorit, but I also feel like she was perhaps showing her true colors.

Mary was for sure the MVP of last season, and I hope she returns.

I was surprised when I discovered how much I liked this show, since a seamstress I’m not. But it’s so much more than that and this coming season sounds intriguing.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Black. TubiTV. I wrote about this show long ago – it was kind of my comfort show during covid and I watched it for nearly the entire summer, viewing a couple of episodes a week. Since I had to lie low after surgery, I thought I’d revisit it. Although the first time I saw it on Netflix, Tubi seemed to be the only place to stream it at present, but it’s worth the ads. Black – aka 444 aka Detective Han – is a Grim Reaper in search of an errant soul that doesn’t want to stay dead. Long story short, if he doesn’t capture the one he calls Disgusting Brat, he’ll turn into a three-headed dog and live in hell for eternity. That hardly sounds fair, but it’s only one of the many rules he must live by. Inhabiting the body of a detective who has passed on, he plays bounty hunter on earth. Detective Han is also the first love of Ha-ram, who believes that when Han was shot, he survived, but lost his memories. It has something for everyone – superb fight scenes, terrific characters, an element of horror, a mystery Han’s detective squad is trying to solve, comedic relief, and unrequited love. It also has a definitive ending that’s bittersweet and satisfying. It’s subtitled, but done very well. I’ve looked for it dubbed, but it’s my understanding that they hadn’t realized it would do so well and never made that version. One site indicated Roku might have it in English, but I’ve yet to investigate. It’s well-worth reading along though. Not just my favorite K-horror series, but one of my favorite series ever.

https://popgeeks.com/black-grim-reaper-no-444-broke-the-rules

https://asianmoviepulse.com/2020/04/k-drama-review-black-2017-by-kim-hong-seon

The Boroughs. Netflix. Dubbed the Stranger Things with older people, this did not disappoint. A stellar cast and a unique story, this 8-part series was both fun, entertaining, and full of all the feels. A horror subgenre that I enjoy is a town that isn’t what it seems, and this time it’s a retirement community that has a dark secret at its heart. A group of retirees that are hardly retiring realize something is amiss and set out to discover what it is. The ending took a bit of a trip to the cornfield, but I didn’t hate it, the message being that time is precious.

https://arstechnica.com/culture/2026/05/review-the-boroughs-is-a-smart-pitch-perfect-creature-feature

https://www.justjared.com/2026/05/28/netflixs-the-boroughs-cast-is-packed-with-hollywood-legends-heres-where-you-know-them-from/2

https://people.com/geena-davis-blast-filming-thelma-louise-car-scene-boroughs-exclusive-11984127

The Bride! HBO/MAX. Poor Frankenstein can’t catch a break or a lady love in this freaky Bonnie and Clyde/Romeo and Juliet tale. When a fellow mad scientist decides to help him out, they bring a mob moll back to life where she becomes partly possessed by the ghost of Mary Shelley. Incredibly stylish, surprisingly funny, with a homage to more films than you can count, this is a strange romp about two monsters living a fairytale. I didn’t read much about this beforehand and had no idea it was a true feminist manifesto that boldly went where no me too statement has gone before. It has a remarkable cast, an incredible story, and enough gore to keep horror buffs satisfied, but it’s not for those who are snobbish about the classics. It definitely colors outside the lines. I only wish I’d seen it on the big screen, as the tribute to Young Frankenstein’s Puttin’ on the Ritz would have been worth the price of admission alone.  

https://www.slashfilm.com/2180562/christian-bale-2026-horror-movie-the-bride-streaming-hbo-max

https://decider.com/2026/05/23/the-bride-is-alive-on-hbo-max

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

Maybe one of these days I’ll get around to watching this. Once again, so much streaming, so little time.

https://ew.com/house-of-the-dragon-season-3-cover-story-emma-darcy-tom-glynn-carney-ewan-mitchell-11983067

The little show that could.

https://ew.com/how-a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-became-hit-big-swings-11963935

https://ew.com/a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-season-2-new-characters-dunk-in-politics-11972915

🏆 They Write (and Sing) the Songs…

I usually don’t watch awards shows, but this year, I felt K-invested. It was worth the watch when Golden and BTS took home the big wins. Queen Latifah was an excellent host too.

https://ew.com/american-music-awards-2026-best-and-worst-moments-11982860

https://ew.com/american-music-awards-2026-red-carpet-photos-11982865

🎋 Going With the Flow…

🦀 Dance like everyone is watching.

https://people.com/why-fiddler-crabs-on-japan-s-coast-look-like-they-re-dancing-each-spring-11985100

🐕 Live up to your name.

https://people.com/arkansas-officers-rescue-dog-stuck-in-storm-drain-11984670

🐙 Make a big splash no matter how small you are.

https://people.com/tiny-blue-deep-sea-octopus-species-discovered-near-the-galapagos-islands-11983869

🐦‍🔥 Quotes of the Week

Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t. – Bill Nye

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. – Eleanor Roosevelt

Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them. – Orison Swett Marden (Or smack them out of the way.)

Plan your work for today and every day, then work your plan. – Margaret Thatcher

Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut, that held its ground. – David Icke

A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself. – Joseph Campbell

If God sends us on stony paths, He provides strong shoes. – Corrie ten Boom

This clique needs to stop cliquing. – Rosie DiMare, Real Housewives of Rhode Island

It’s really hard to have a good time when you’re dead. – Captain Lee Rosbach, Below Deck

🏃🏽‍♀️‍➡️ Springing Into Summer…

Until next time, stay safe; stay practicing water safety – swim where there’s a lifeguard, don’t fight a riptide, jet at the first sign of lightning or thunder (and use sunscreen!); and stay finding solutions instead of wallowing.

Video > Mungo Jerry – In The Summertime ORIGINAL 1970

May 22, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Rocco Goes On the Run, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Coming Soon, Sad News, Lotsa Different Tails, A Quote Sextuplet & Party

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

⚠️🛠 Due to emergency dental surgery, this week’s blog got cut a bit short and/or got a bit messy.

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday: 

Sonny went to the Quartermaines and found Gio playing in the solarium. Gio told him about the showcase and said it was thanks to Sonny that he was playing again, but Sonny said he couldn’t take all the credit.

Felicia brought an almond cake to Emma, who was making a home cooked dinner for Gio to thank him for the trip to New York. Emma broke a cup and cried over it. She said she’d made it for Anna when she was 10. It was her favorite.

At the station, Dante told Mac to point the WSB to Turner if he got a call about Cullum’s shooting. Laura came in and said Anna was in greater trouble than they thought.

Nathan said Josslyn told him to do the right thing, but the right thing for who? She wasn’t going anywhere. She said, we’ll see.

Turner said she got that Curtis was frustrated and angry, but the injury happened to Jordan, not him. Jordan said she wanted answers.

Curtis said he knew Isaiah was the driver of the other car, and Portia said, he didn’t do it. They started to leave, and Curtis said Isaiah was running away like he did from the accident. Isaiah told Curtis, back off. They both knew what it was really about. Curtis was hoping to break them up, but he wasn’t going anywhere and was going to be a better father than Curtis could ever be. Curtis punched Isaiah, and Isaiah went down.

Ava met Nina at Bobbie’s since it was close to the hospital, and Ava asked if Willow and the kids were okay. Nina said they were fine, but Ava said Nina seemed stressed, and Nina said she didn’t know why she was so worried about Jack.

Nathan said he could have made Josslyn disappear, but was doing what he could to keep her safe.

Gio told Sonny that he was worried playing wouldn’t be the same, but it felt right and familiar. Brook had great instincts and knew her stuff. Sonny said Brook’s mother was the same, and Gio said he thought he’d shared music with his mother Camilla, but he shared it with Brook too, and it made him feel closer to her. He asked if Sonny was going to say, I told you so, but Sonny said, not a chance.

Laura said she’d had Doc check on Anna and the news wasn’t good, but Mac thought they should include Felicia and Anna. Dante asked her to tell Anna that her office was waiting for her, and Laura and Mac left.

Jordan said agreed with Curtis, and wondered how Isaiah could leave them, but Turner said she didn’t know if the other driver even heard the accident. Jordan said without proof there was nothing they could do, and Turner said there was nothing to compel Isaiah into giving a statement, but Curtis was trying to do what he could. Jordan said she was responsible for the accident. She loved Curtis for fighting for her, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t change what happened.

Curtis said Isaiah had it coming, when the cops showed up. Curtis continued to babble about the accident, and Isaiah said it wasn’t him.

Nina told Ava that Jack had a stroke and couldn’t move or speak, and Ava said it was like déjà vu. Nina told her about the WSB being Jack’s health care proxy. She’d met Director Cullum and it was creepy how detached and cold he was. She felt bad that Jack had no support. Ava asked if Carly shouldn’t be with Jack, but Nina said Carly was done with Jack. Ava asked, since when was Nina close with Jack?

Portia told NuDetective Fitzpatrick that Curtis punched Isaiah and Isaiah hurt his hand. They needed an ambulance. Fitzpatrick told an officer to get an ambulance, and Isaiah confirmed the punch. Fitzpatrick arrested Curtis.

Emma said her life was good, and Felicia said Emma felt guilty. Emma said she’d been happy since she’d moved there and now her grandmother was locked away alone, terrified that a psycho was after her and her family. How could she still feel happy? There was something wrong with her. Felicia said there wasn’t, and  Emma said she hadn’t even written to Anna about going to New York. It seemed cruel with her trapped there. Felicia said Anna would take comfort in knowing Emma was happy. It was all Anna ever wanted for her.

Calling Nathan Cassius, Josslyn said he liked his brother’s life better than his own, but he had a choice. No one was forcing him keep her there. Why not turn her into Cullum? He said the only reason she was safe was because Cullum didn’t know she was there, but that could change.

Nina told Ava that she barely knew Jack, but he’d collapsed in front of her and she had basic concern. Ava said some people were callous and couldn’t see past own their own self-interest, and Nina asked if something happened with Sidwell. Ava said Sidwell was grieving and she was trying to help, but she had a business to run and she’d been put in the middle of Sonny, Ric, and Sonny’s new bodyguard.

Laura said Doc wasn’t allowed to see Anna, but spoke to her doctors. She’d attempted to escape again and this time was successful. She’d managed to climb over the exterior walls and hijack a car. She almost made it to the border after a high speed chase, and the French authorities said the current facility wasn’t secure enough. She was being transferred. Mac said it was a facility for long term illness, and Laura said, for those who posed a danger to themselves or others.

Sonny said music was a big part of who Gio was, and Gio said it was like an invisible cord to the other parts of him. Sonny said Gio and Trina were in good hands with Brook, who’d learned from her mother. They were both savvy, knew their stuff, and were respected in business. They would take care of both Gio and Trina. Gio said he and Emma were having dinner and he was giving Emma a guitar lesson, and Sonny said Brook and Olivia were waiting for him, and he left.  

Nathan wondered why Josslyn was working with the WSB, and she said, it was either this or a podcast. He said she didn’t need money and had options, and she said, so did he. He still did. He said he didn’t, and she asked if he’d been pressured to join the family business, which was insanity. He said, it was either this or a podcast, and she said, when this was over, if they were both still alive, they could do one together. Nathan said, one of them would be alive, and asked again why she’d joined the WSB. She said it was personal, but he said she’d been digging into his stuff all night. Had she been naïve about the Bureau? She said someone she’d loved was murdered and she wanted justice, and he asked if she’d gotten it, but she said, no. She’d gotten retribution instead. She’d tracked down the murderer, and when he tried to kill her, she’d killed him instead.

Fitzpatrick brought Curtis into the station and told Dante what happened. Curtis said it was a misunderstanding, and Dante took off the handcuffs. Fitzpatrick stared hard at Curtis as Dante led him to the interrogation room.

Portia found Isaiah in an exam room, and told him that she’d paged Dr. Sherman, who was an excellent hand specialist. Isaiah said he knew he had at least seven broken bones, probably more. That bastard had destroyed his hand.

Curtis told Dante that he was having a conversation with Portia and Isaiah, and things got heated. He admitted that he could have kept his cool, but Isaiah made it impossible. He ran his mouth and said things he shouldn’t have. Dante asked if Curtis threw the first punch, and Curtis said he’d told Isaiah that he’d fled the scene of the accident and Jordan could have died. Dante said the investigation was ongoing, and Curtis asked if he was aware that Isaiah was actively covering his tracks.

Fitzpatrick asked Matthews what the chances were that Curtis talked himself out of the arrest, and Matthews said it was possible. Fitzpatrick said Curtis seemed like a powerful guy who was used to getting away with… stuff (WOTD).

Curtis said Isaiah had been in an accident, but Dante said he was more interested in what happened tonight. Curtis said, maybe he was, but Fitzpatrick, not so much, and Dante said Fitzpatrick wasn’t a rookie. Curtis said he and Isaiah could have worked things out, and Dante said Isaiah ended up at GH. Curtis said he’d apologize and take care of any medical bills to make the whole thing go away, but Dante said they were past that. Curtis had to call a lawyer or get someone to post bail.

Dr. Sherman said Isaiah had eleven fractures, and he said he felt numbness in his index and middle finger. She said they’d know more after the MRI. There was a definite possibility he’d need surgery, but it was too soon to make that call. Portia said she’d go with the doctor to expedite things, and in the hallway, Dr. Sherman said Isaiah had done a real number on his hand, but Portia said Dr. Gannon had done nothing. Her ex-husband had.

Turner said she wished she could give Jordan answers. That was why she’d tried to secure the warrant. Jordan’s phone rang, and Curtis told her that he was trying to track down Michael, but Michael wasn’t picking up. She asked what was going on… Okay. She’d take care of it. She told Turner that Curtis had been arrested for assaulting Isaiah.

Laura said Anna was being held in a local prison awaiting transfer to a UMD – Unité pour Malades Difficiles – and Emma said, for difficult patients. Mac said it would be okay. They’d figure it out. Laura said Robin and Patrick were on their way to France and would call after they landed and took care of the necessary arrangements, and Emma said Anna wasn’t a criminal. Gio came in, saw them, and said he could come back, but Emma ran to him. She threw her arms around him and said she needed him.

Nina told Ava, so Sonny and Ric reconciled and Sonny didn’t retaliate. It sounded like they were closer than ever. Ava said, maybe, but she’d been held hostage by Sonny’s thug, and Nina said she wouldn’t categorize Sonny’s bodyguards as thugs. Ava said he was a new one, and when Sonny ordered him to take her out, she was held hostage in his car for hours. He told her that her life wasn’t in danger unless Sonny ordered it. Nina said Sonny would never hurt Ava, but Ava thought Nina was being naïve. The bodyguard made her fear for her safety and said she should cultivate him. Nina said it wasn’t a bad idea to be on good terms, but Ava said she wasn’t wasting her time. There wasn’t anything trustworthy about Ethan Lovett.  

Mac said Anna was behaving like a criminal, but Laura said she didn’t injure the driver. Felicia said the authorities were just doing their job, but Emma said maximum security would make Anna’s paranoia worse. She’d believe Faison was keeping her there.

Josslyn told Nathan that she’d learned she was good at putting the pieces together. She’d tracked the murderer down and had no problem risking her personal safety to get rid of a dangerous man. She hadn’t known she had it in her. Nothing else would have given her a purpose. She chose this life and owned it. She got herself into this room and would get herself out.

Sonny met Turner at the apartment, and she said it was important.

Portia said she hadn’t realized how deeply Curtis was fixated on Isaiah, and Isaiah said Curtis thought he knew everything and always thought he was right. Portia said she was on Isaiah’s side, but he had to admit he’d baited Curtis. Isaiah said he should have held his tongue, but didn’t Curtis prove him right?

Fitzpatrick looked at Curtis through the window, and Dante asked, what’s the story? Fitzpatrick told him that the maître d’ called about a scuffle they thought might escalate. Obviously, it had. Dr. Gannon was on the ground and Ashford admitted he’d punched him. Dr. Portia Robinson said they needed an ambulance, so one was called, and she and Dr. Gannon went to GH. Curtis didn’t physically resist, but was combative and unapologetic. Multiple witnesses had seen them speaking and then heard Curtis yelling something about Isaiah leaving him and someone named Jordan to die. Jordan walked into the station.

Ava said she was glad the brother situation was resolved, and Nina said Ava must have made a nice profit. Ava said it was a small consolation, and Nina said she needed to go, She had to check on Jack. Ava told her, be careful. She didn’t want Nina to be collateral damage. Nina said she knew what she was doing, she and Ava hugged, and Nina left.  

Dante said it was good to see Jordan, but was sorry for the circumstance. He told her that Curtis was in the interrogation room, and she went in. Fitzpatrick said he assumed this was the Jordan that Curtis was talking about, and Dante said she was the former Police Commissioner and Curtis’s girlfriend. Fitzpatrick said he took it Isaiah wasn’t Curtis’s favorite person, and Dante said Isaiah had helped break up Curtis’s marriage.

Turner told Sonny about Curtis being arrested. She didn’t want to prosecute Isaiah, but she also didn’t want to hurt her friend who was already hurting.  

Curtis said he hadn’t expected Jordan to come, but Jordan said she wanted to be the one who helped him. He said Isaiah was the one who committed a crime, not him.

Portia said Curtis punched Isaiah because he blamed Isaiah for his feelings, when Dr. Sherman came back. She said she wished she had better news. Isaiah’s injuries may require multiple surgeries. In addition to the broken bones, he’d also severed two tendons. He would need microsurgery, with adequate timing between surgeries to insure healing.

Emma suggested that Doc could recommend a better facility, but Mac said the French authorities wouldn’t let Anna go. Emma said she didn’t accept that Anna was stuck and there was nothing they could do about it. Laura said Emma shouldn’t and she wouldn’t either. Anna needed a strong advocate and she thought she knew who she could call.

Nathan put down a card and said, gin. He suggested Josslyn had let him win, and she said it was rule 3½ in the WSB handbook. Another round? Nathan said he was exhausted and thought she was too. He left and locked the door.

As Josslyn got her bed ready, she noticed something on the wall and pulled the bed away from it. She read: Anna Devane was held captive here. I was taken on 10-31-25. Josslyn said, oh my God.

Tuesday:

Turner talked to Sonny about Curtis and Isaiah. She was worried about Jordan, since she’d have to prosecute Curtis.

Fitzpatrick asked Dante if Curtis having dated the former Police Commissioner was going to be a problem for him.

Curtis told Jordan that Isaiah had pushed him past his limits.

Emma told Gio about the cup she broke and how it couldn’t be replaced. The mug was shattered like her grandma and there was nothing she could do to fix it either one.

Carly and Valentin had a drink, and he asked about their cover story for Josslyn’s absence. She said he wanted her to trust that Josslyn was on assignment, but she wasn’t sure if she agreed with him. She thought he was wrong.

Rocco met Danny and Charlotte at the Quartermaines. Danny apologized for what he’d said, and Charlotte said they all needed to get on the same page. Danny said they were sneaking into Windymere tonight.

Cullum went to see Sidwell and said there had been a development in his shooting. He thought maybe Danny was the one who shot him.

Turner said the DA’s office would make the call, and Sonny said he thought the cops were flexing with Curtis. Turner said she didn’t think so, but he told her to think about how things went down.

Curtis told Jordan about what happened at the MetroCourt with Isaiah. He’d confronted Isaiah and said he should give paint sample, but Isaiah said his car had left the shop so it wouldn’t help. Not only was he involved, he was actively covering up what he did. He was never going to come clean. She asked if that’s when Curtis punched him, but Curtis said, no. Isaiah said he’d be a better father to the baby than Curtis.  

Dante said Curtis was well-connected and was close with the mayor, who was also Dante’s ex-mother-in-law. Fitzpatrick said he wasn’t sure he was the right fit for the PCPD.

Emma told Gio about Anna being moved to a new facility, but Gio said he thought they were scared for her and of her. Maybe it was a good thing.

Carly said Valentin just had a theory, but he said Josslyn was capable. She said there were too many variables. Cullum, Jack, and Sidwell could all be the reason she was missing. Either way, she was in danger and needed help.

Rocco said they weren’t going to Windymere, but Charlotte said she knew the place well. They had to figure out what Sidwell was doing. Did Rocco have a better idea? They owed it to Danny, and if they could do something to bring Danny’s dad home, they should do it. Rocco said if Cullum or Sidwell caught them, they’d be dead, and Danny wondered why Rocco was worried about Cullum. Charlotte asked why Rocco was scared.

Cullum told Sidwell that the evidence from his shooting had been misplaced. Dante was a surrogate father to Rocco and wanted to protect Jason, so he would make no effort in the case. His denial of the accusation indicated he was covering. Sidwell said he had protecting his children in common with Sonny and Jason, and Cullum said Danny had probably seen too much, putting them at risk for exposure. He had to go. Sidwell said it would cause a firestorm. Danny was a Quartermaine and had a close connection to the Corinthos family. Sonny would punish any and all involved. They had to be careful or it could bring their operation… Britt walked in.

Jordan asked if Isaiah hit back, but Curtis said he’d had no chance. He hit Isaiah and Isaiah hit the ground. The end. Jordan asked if Isaiah was all right, but Curtis said he didn’t know. He said he hurt his hand. Jordan asked, how badly?

Fitzpatrick told Dante that Curtis seemed to be held in high regard and it could be easier to let things slide. He got it, but looking the other way wasn’t something he could do.

Gio told Emma that Anna scared the officials. She broke out and went on a high speed car chase with the police. It was the most badass thing he’d ever heard. It was so Anna. Emma agreed, and Gio said Anna may need help, but she wasn’t broken. She was still Emma’s grandmother and still herself. Until Anna was fully recovered, Emma had him. She said that was exactly what she needed to hear, and they kissed.

Valentin told Carly that he wasn’t saying she was wrong, but Jack had good reason to send Josslyn away and he thought that’s what happened. Carly said it was standard procedure and revenge against her, and Valentin said another reason would be Jack’s conscience. He’d recruited her daughter and Valentin thought he regretted it. He didn’t think Jack could handle her death.

Rocco told Danny and Charlotte that Cullum was a director at the WSB and had to be dangerous. So was Sidwell. They couldn’t go to Windymere. Danny told Charlotte, let’s go, and Rocco said, if they did, he’d call Alexis and Charlotte’s mom. Danny said he’d never turn on Rocco and left with Charlotte. Rocco threw a pillow across the room, breaking a vase.

Britt said she’d done all she could for now and was heading home, and Cullum asked for the prototype’s status. She said it would be ready to go online in 24 hours. Once that happened, she could complete the final phase. Sidwell said they’d see her tomorrow, and she asked about her meds. Sidwell said, of course (🍷), and Cullum said, allow him. He gave her an alcohol wipe to prepare the shot site, and said, but first, she had to explain why she told the authorities that Jason shot him.

Fitzpatrick said he didn’t want to leave Dante in the lurch, so he’d sign off on the arrest paperwork before he handed in his resignation. Dante said he thought Fitzpatrick misread the situation. No one got special treatment.

Jordan said it was more serious than she’d thought, but it sounded like the police handled it by the book, and Curtis said, maybe they could have worked it out. Now the arrest report was in the system and there was no going back. Jordan said she’d see what she could do to push the paperwork through. She’s pay his bail and they could go home.

Sonny wanted to see the report on Turner’s phone, but she wouldn’t let him. She said, Curtis punched Isaiah and Isaiah fell. It appeared that he’d hurt his hand and went to GH to be checked out. It included witness statements from patrons and staff. She didn’t know Isaiah well, but she knew Portia was sleeping with him, so it sounded like there was motive. Sonny said they couldn’t make assumptions, but Turner said she had a pretty good idea what happened.

Carly asked if Valentin was trying to scare her, but he said he honestly thought they should take out the emotion and look at it with a clear head. She asked, what if Charlotte disappeared? Would he sit back and take it on faith that she was okay? He said, no, but she wouldn’t choose to be a WSB agent. Carly said she hoped Charlotte never made a decision he didn’t agree with and was targeted and manipulated into making a choice that gave her purpose, but led into a life of pain and misery where she had to lie about who she was. He said he hoped so too, when his phone rang. He said he had to take it and went upstairs.

Rocco went to Gio and said he needed his help. Emma got a call and went into another room, and Rocco said he needed to know this would stay between him and Gio.  

Cullum said he knew Britt was unconscious when Jason arrived and didn’t witness his shooting. Why did she tell the PCPD Jason shot him? She said she didn’t see Jason shoot him, but told the cops he did because she didn’t think anyone would want the PCPD digging into what happened. Besides, who else could it have been? Jason was the only other person there, and when she came to, she wanted to believe Jason put a bullet in his back. She was sorry Jason hadn’t shot him twice. She took comfort in the cops showing up being the only reason. Danny and Charlotte listened in.  

Dante said Fitzpatrick did his job, and Fitzpatrick said he walked in to see a pregnant woman in distress and an injured man on the floor. Curtis had seemed unrepentant. An officer told Curtis that he was free to go, and Jordan and Curtis came out. Jordan told Dante that she’d be in touch, and she and Curtis left.  

Carly asked what was going on, and Valentin said he was having an associate keep tables on Anna. He wanted to know if she was okay. Carly asked if she was, but he said, no. She’d escaped the clinic and hijacked a car. After a high speed chase, the French police took her into custody and she was going to be transferred to a high security facility for the criminally insane. Cullum broke her.

Gio promised Rocco that it would stay between them, and Rocco said Charlotte and Danny were doing something stupid. He wanted Gio to talk to them. Gio said he didn’t know how he could help unless Rocco told him exactly what they were doing, but Rocco said it was already too late and he thought he was just overreacting. They’d probably be fine.

Sidwell said he was so glad Britt got that off her chest, but she still needed her medication. Cullum said she should consider that even though she’d like to see him dead, he was the only reason she was still breathing. He thought they should keep her in the subbasement so there would be no risk of her causing further delay. Sidwell said he was sure Britt understood the stakes, and she said she did. She’d done everything they’d asked and would continue. They’d have the prototype in 24-hours. Cullum gave Britt the shot as Danny and Charlotte watched. Sidwell said he’d show Britt out.  

Gio asked if Charlotte and Danny were getting into something dangerous, but Rocco said it was just stupid high school stuff. Gio said Rocco seemed jacked up. What was going on? Rocco said, in trying to help, he’d made everything worse, and Gio said they’d all been there. Let him help fix it. Rocco cried and said he didn’t think Gio could. He had to keep quiet about it. Gio said, says who? and Rocco said, everyone about everything. The real reason he was scared was because of what would happen to him when the truth came out.

Charlotte and Danny snuck into Windymere, and Charlotte said she didn’t know why Britt would lie about Jason shooting Cullum. Watching the injection was like watching an assault. Rocco was right. Cullum was more dangerous than they thought. Danny said they needed to find the subbasement.

Jordan and Curtis went back to the apartment, and Curtis said he was sorry she had to bail him out. She said she was glad she could help, and he said he’d wanted her to decide when she should go out into the word, not the circumstances, and she said she didn’t know if the right ones would ever come around. She’d proved something to herself. She could get out and face the world. If she did it once, she could do it again. They hugged.

Sonny told Turner that Isaiah was a good guy and a great doctor. He’d come through for him more than once. She asked what his take was on Curtis, and he said Michael worked with Curtis and respected him a lot. She said Curtis was convinced Isaiah was the other driver, and Sonny asked if there was proof, but she said none she could verify. Curtis was determined to make Isaiah pay. Sonny said if he thought somebody left him and his family when they knew they could help, he’d make them pay, and she said the question was what she should do as acting DA.

Gio said, whatever the situation was, let him help, but Rocco said he was sorry. He couldn’t let Gio help. He had to go. Promise not to tell anyone he was there. He ran out, and Emma returned. She asked, what just happened? and Gio said Rocco was definitely not okay. She asked what was wrong with him, but Gio said he didn’t know. He’d failed Rocco twice and wouldn’t fail him again.  

At the secret apartment, Turner told Sonny that she couldn’t ignore the case, but Jordan was a friend. How was she going to prosecute Curtis? Sonny asked what she’d do if Jordan and Curtis were strangers, and she said, based on the report, assault with intent to do grievous bodily harm. It was her duty to prosecute, but she did know them. Nothing about the case was simple. She was risking her career meeting him. He said, it could be worth the risk. It was for him. They kissed.

Curtis said he had to get ahead of this before it went public, and Jordan said Turner was known for her discretion. There was no way she’d bring the case against him forward.

Valentin said Anna broke out because she didn’t feel safe and now they were putting her someplace worse, but Carly said he was assuming the worst like he’d told her not to do. He said it was a high security facility for the criminally insane, and she said Anna wasn’t thinking clearly. Maybe it was the best place for her. He said not when she was desperate and scared. She needed a lifeline and he could provide that for her. He was going to France and breaking her out.

Dante said, Fitzpatrick wasn’t resigning? and Fitzpatrick said, not today, when Gio came in. He said he needed to talk to Dante, and Dante suggested they go into the interrogation room. They went in, and Gio said Rocco had come to see him. Rocco was in trouble.  

Rocco went to Britt’s office and told her that Charlotte and Danny were breaking into Windymere.

Danny said Charlotte should go back to the boat and wait, but she said, whatever they were working on was under the house. She could get him there. They’d take pictures and go to Dante. Cullum stepped out of the hallway in front of them.

Wednesday:

Laura went to see Alexis for a read on Willow. She wanted to know what Alexis knew about their newest congresswoman.

Nina went to Willow’s office, and Willow said she needed to get to the hospital. Drew needed to stay the way he was and Jack needed to stay incapacitated too.

Ethan went to Lulu’s house, where she was packing. He asked if she was going somewhere, and she said only if she had to. She might have to leave town.

Gio told Dante that Rocco said Danny and Charlotte were going to do something stupid. He was worried about them. Then he said it was just typical high school stupidity. Dante said Gio told him Rocco was in trouble, and Gio said something was going on. Rocco didn’t seem okay. He felt guilty about something he tried to make better and made worse. He was torn up about something he couldn’t fix.

Britt told Rocco, calm down, and he said Danny and Charlotte were sneaking into Windymere. Britt said Sidwell wouldn’t hurt them. Danny was a Quartermaine and Charlotte was the mayor’s granddaughter. They were too high profile and the last thing Sidwell needed was a search party on Spoon Island. Rocco said Danny was looking for a way to bring down Sidwell. He blamed Sidwell for his dad being taken away and it was his fault.

Cullum said he knew Charlotte was the mayor’s granddaughter and he knew who Danny was.

Valentin told Carly that he couldn’t let Anna waste away. She needed his help and Carly had never seen him be reckless and stupid. She asked if he wanted to risk his freedom, and he said he’d extracted prisoners before. He was capable. He’d learned the psychology of tactical behavioral and could make an assessment. He was going to be a familiar face, someone who cared about her. He’d bring her back to Port Charles. Carly asked if he was going to put Anna in the attic, and he said she couldn’t expect him to do nothing. She asked why he had to be the one, and he said he knew Anna like nobody else did.

Cullum grabbed Danny and Danny told Cullum to take his hands off him. Cullum said they were trespassing, and Danny said, wasn’t he the one his dad shot? Cullum said that was murky, but maybe Danny could make it clear. They could go somewhere and chat. Move now. Sidwell came in with Ava, who asked what was going on. Sidwell said that’s what he’d like to know.

Gio told Dante that Rocco got more upset, then said he couldn’t talk about it and left. Did Dante have any idea what was going on? Dante said he did and tried calling Rocco, but got voicemail. He said he couldn’t find Rocco’s location, which meant the phone was turned off. He needed to find Rocco. Was Gio coming?

Lulu told Ethan that Rocco was caught up in a complicated situation. The less he knew, the better. Ethan asked how he could help, and she said he sounded like their dad. He said his mom said the same thing. He wanted to keep her safe. Did she have room for one more? She said it wasn’t necessary, but there was something else he could do.

Britt said none of this was Rocco’s fault. If he hadn’t shot Cullum, she and Jason would be dead. He didn’t do anything wrong. Rocco said he let Jason take the fall. Now Danny lost both parents. He should have confessed. She said Cullum would have killed him, and he said he was hurting everyone he cared about. His dad could lose his job. His parents were fighting. She said it would all blow over, but he said he was risking their lives. He couldn’t tell the truth and didn’t know how to fix it. She said she did. She’d been giving this a lot of thought and knew how to make things better for everyone. She was going to leave town.

Willow told Nina that Jack’s dose would be wearing off soon. When he started talking, he’d tell everyone, and that could lead to them having questions about Drew. Nina said Carly had already questioned the connection. Was Willow sure Jack would say anything? He was on Willow’s side and getting leverage on Drew. Willow said she couldn’t count on that anymore. She’d find a way to do that on her own.

Alexis said Willow was a client and there was only so much she could disclose, and Laura said she needed a favor from Willow and thought Alexis could give her insight on how to approach her. Alexis asked if they had a relationship, and Laura said she’d only spoken to Willow a couple of times and they’d taken photos together. Alexis said she thought Willow’s main motivation was her children. Laura could appeal to her as a mom. Laura said she wasn’t trying to manipulate Willow, and Alexis said she didn’t recommend it. People underestimated Willow sometimes. One more thing. Did the favor in any way benefit Michael? Laura said, no, and Alexis said she was sure Willow would be happy to help. Laura said she could think of one reason Willow might turn her down.

Cullum introduced himself to Sidwell, pretending they’d never met, and said he wanted to ask Sidwell some questions when he’d come across these visitors. Sidwell asked why Charlotte and Danny were in his house, and Charlotte asked if he remembered her. He said she was Charlotte Cassadine, granddaughter of their lovely and charming mayor, and Charlotte said she used to live there. Sidwell said now she didn’t, and she said she just wanted to show her friend the property, especially the stables. Ava said, so they snuck in, and Charlotte said they were bored and thought it would be fun. Danny said, it was a dumb idea, and Cullum said he was taking them into custody, but Ava said they were just kids. Sidwell said he wouldn’t be pressing charges, and Danny and Charlotte thanked him. Sidwell said, as for Cullum, he tell him the same thing he told Chief Brennan. If he had questions for him, go through his lawyer. Cullum said, of course (🍷), and left. Sidwell asked the kids to explain what they were doing there again, and Ava held out a phone and said Danny’s grandmother would like to have a word with him. Alexi asked why Ava was putting him on phone, and Danny said he could use her help. She said, as a lawyer or a grandmother? and he said, probably both.  

Lulu asked if Ethan thought he could pull off fake passports for her and Rocco, and he asked if she was trying to insult him. When? She said, as soon as possible. It was a contingency plan. If things went sideways, they might have to leave town. He said, what about Charlotte? and she said she would take Charlotte, but Valentin had already disrupted her life enough taking her on the run. He said, things must be serious, and she said it was going to be tough for Charlotte and Rocco, but it was a matter of life and death.  

Rocco said Britt couldn’t leave, but she said if she disappeared, there would be no one to finish the prototype. If it wasn’t done, Sidwell and Cullum would have no reason to stay in Port Charles, especially Cullum. Once she was gone, he’d be out of danger, and so would Danny and Charlotte. Rocco said, what if she finished the prototype and they let her leave, and she said that’s what she thought at first. Now it was best for everyone to not give them what they wanted. Rocco asked if they could find someone else, and she said, maybe, but they’d been thrown into a panic. It would be chaos and Cullum would be distracted. He’d have no time to find another person. Then Rocco’s life could go back to normal. He said he didn’t want her to go. She had to stay – for him.

Nina said Willow and Jack didn’t have a connection, but Willow said he’d collapsed in her home. She’d take flowers and express her concern. Nina said, no, and Willow asked if she had a better idea. Nina said, yes. Unfortunately, she did. The staff knew she’d been concerned about Jack’s condition. They’d be less suspicious. She was the reason Jack ended up like this, so she’d take care of it. Willow said, okay, and gave Nina the syringe. There was a knock at the door and Nina shoved it into her bag. It was Laura, who said she needed to talk to Willow about something important. Did she have a moment? Willow said she did. Her mom was just leaving to visit a friend.

Valentin said he knew how Anna’s mind worked and she was getting no help now, and Carly said she was in worse shape. He said he had information the doctors didn’t have. He knew the fear Faison brought up in her and the self-loathing that she was complicit in Faison’s obsession. Carly said it wasn’t Anna’s fault, but he said, she allowed herself to be drawn in. No one else got it. Not even Robert. Carly said this screwed up their plan to take down Cullum and Sidwell.

Alexis arrived at Windymere and asked Sidwell to forgive the thrill seekers for their lack of judgment. They’d been through a lot lately. Sidwell said he knew Charlotte’s father was wanted by the WSB and they’d taken Danny’s, and Alexis said it was especially difficult since Danny saw his father arrested. He also saw his father fight with the Police Commissioner before they went to her office where they found Marco. Sidwell said he wasn’t aware Danny was with her, and she said it was traumatic. It wasn’t an excuse, but would provide context. He said it gave him a new perspective.

Ethan told Lulu that the passport photos were perfect, when Lulu’s phone rang. Dante asked if she’d seen Rocco, and she said, why? He said Gio told him that Rocco was upset and ran out. His phone wasn’t on, so they were going to drive around and see if they could find him. Lulu said she would too, but he told her to stay put in case Rocco came home. Lulu said keep her posted.

Dante put the radio on in the car, and Gio said, Dante listened to classical music? Dante said he was educating himself, and Gio said this was one of his favorite pieces. Dante said he could see why.

Britt told Rocco that so many people had made sacrifices for her. It was time for her to stop being selfish. This all started because of a selfish decision she’d made a few years ago. She had a disease… Rocco said, Huntington’s. Aunt Liesl told him that she’d been diagnosed before she died. Britt said Cullum and Sidwell offered her a deal, work on their project and she’d receive and experimental medication that would stop her symptoms from progressing. She took the deal even though it meant letting the people who loved her believe she’d died. It was definitely selfish. He said if she left, she’d be running away again, and she said, the last time, she did it for him. This time, it would be for him and everyone else. He said she wouldn’t get her meds. What happened… She was going to die, wasn’t she?

Alexis asked if Charlotte and Danny thought they could get home without breaking in anyone else’s house, and Danny said he had to return his dad’s speedboat to Quartermaine’s, and Alexis said, of course (🍷). Charlote said she’d drive Danny home afterward, and Alexis said she and Danny would talk later. Sidwell said he’d make sure they didn’t get lost, and Ava said Danny had a habit of getting himself in trouble. Alexis thanked Ava for calling her, and Ava said she was keeping a tally of nice things she’d done in case she had to cash in. What else could she do for Alexis? Alexis said two of her clients wanted to adopt a baby whose mother died in childbirth. They’d done their best to locate the family. Ava asked how she could help, and Alexis said they didn’t know much about the mother, but she seemed to have ties to the New York art scene. Had Ava come across a woman named Delilah Wilson?

Carly said it was going to take time, and Valentin said, the longer Anna was there, the worse off she’d be. Carly asked what he could do. Anna was evading authorities on two continents and was a woman who was mentally and emotionally unstable. Valentin told her not to do anything until he got back, and she said it wasn’t safe until Cullum was out of the picture. He said Cullum sent her Brennan and she should lay low. She said they were supposed to be a team. She’d respected him enough listen to him against better judgement. Clearly, he doesn’t respect her. If he did, he’d see she was trying to stop him from making the biggest mistake of his life.  

Ethan said he was sure Dante was right and Rocco was just blowing off steam, and Lulu said Dante put his trust in the law. She… was a Spencer. She couldn’t bring herself to do that, not when her son’s life was at risk. She and Dante had already had a fight. She loved and respected him, but if in the end, they ended up going on the run, she hoped Dante understood it was what was best for their son.

Gio said, where to next? and Dante said he had to think about it. What was going on with Rocco? Gio had said something was eating at him. Gio said Rocco made him promise to keep the conversation between them. When they found him… Dante said Gio would feel like he let Rocco down. He thought the opposite. He was happy that Gio told him. Gio said it was just that he’d failed Rocco before – twice. He didn’t want to do it again. Dante said he didn’t fail Rocco. He gave Gio a hard time about the alcohol poisoning and the break-in into Dalton’s lab and he shouldn’t have. He was scared and took it out on Gio, and it wasn’t fair. Gio said he should have been a better brother, but Dante said he was a great brother. That’s why Gio came to him. Rocco was grateful to have Gio and he was too. Gio asked where they should go next, and Dante said he thought he had an idea, and started the car.

Rocco said Britt couldn’t leave. It meant she would die. Britt said if she handed them the prototype, it would empower them further. Cullum and Sidwell were extremely dangerous. When the prototype was ready, they’d be able to threaten more lives. She couldn’t let that happen. He asked if there wasn’t another way, but she said there wasn’t. She’d spent months looking for another solution. This was it. He said he couldn’t lose her, and she said she knew it seemed awful, but in the long run, it was what was best. He had his parents and siblings. They were going to help him get past the stuff that happened on the pier – if he let them. He said it wasn’t possible, and she said it would always be a painful, ugly memory, but his life would eventually grow around it. He’d choose a career, fall in love, maybe start his own family. He would heal, but she had to leave. He said he didn’t want her to do it for him, and she said she wanted to. It would mean so much knowing she did everything she could to protect him. Tell her that he understood. They hugged, and he said he loved her. She said she loved him too. She’d drive him home. All the bad memories of the past week would fade and become more manageable. She promised. They left as Cullum watched.

A nurse was in with Jack and Nina asked how he was. The nurse said there had been no change and he hadn’t woken up. She left, and Nina took out the syringe. She said she was so sorry, but she was going to have to do this again.

Laura said she needed Willow’s help with Anna. When she was released, she’d go to a high security state-run hospital, which meant she wouldn’t get the help she needed. Willow said that was terrible. She was sure the family would like to see her in a privately run facility. Laura said, but because broke the law again, it requires diplomatic intervention with the French authorities. She would do it, except she had no influence at the state level. Willow said Laura would like an advocate, and Laura said she knew it was a big ask and she might not be inclined to help the person who led to her being charged in Drew’s shooting. Willow said, Anna was just doing her job. If anything, she owed Anna for rescuing her aunt in Greenland. They all helped save her life. Laura said if Willow was willing to intervene, it would mean so much to Anna’s daughter and granddaughter, and Willow said she’d be happy to help.

Valentin said he respected Carly, but put herself in his shoes. What would she do if Jason was in a French prison? She said, as opposed to a WSB black site in Jakarta? and he said she couldn’t do anything in Jason’s situation, but he could help Anna. If she could, she’d help Jason and nothing could stop her. She said there was a big difference in their situations. She could approach the Jason situation clearly and rationally. She loved Jason, but wasn’t in love with him. Valentin was in love with Anna.

Charlotte knocked at Carly’s patio door, startling Carly and Valentin. Carly let her in and Charlotte said there was something they needed to know about Cullum and Sidwell.  

Dante said they’d been looking for Rocco. He’d tried to call and got worried. Rocco said he just needed time to himself, and Charlotte said she was just about to give him a ride home, but Dante said he’d take it from there. Rocco thanked her for everything.

Ava told Alexis that she didn’t know Delilah, and Alexis said she figured it was a long shot. She asked Ava to look at the list, and Ava said they were all top tier galleries with high end clientele. Alexis wondered why Delilah would have the list, and Ava said, maybe she was looking for a job. Maybe she loved art. Alexis said Delilah also had a tattoo, and showed the photo on her phone to Ava. She asked if Ava had any idea what it meant, and Ava said she’d seen it before.

Outside the hospital, Cullum answered a call from Sidwell. Sidwell told Cullum that Danny Morgan was with his grandmother the night Cullum was shot. He didn’t do it. Cullum said he knew. He thought he’d just figured out who did.

Outside Lulu’s house, Gio asked if he could talk to Rocco, and Dante said he’d let Rocco’s mom know he was there. He went inside, and Lulu asked where Rocco was. Dante said he’d wanted a minute outside with Gio. He’d heard Ethan was back in town. It was good to see him. Ethan said they’d catch up sometime, and went to the kitchen for some water.

Gio said he knew Rocco was angry, and Rocco said Gio broke his word. Gio said he didn’t want to, but he was scared, and it felt like the right thing to do. Rocco said he’d trusted Gio. He was never making that mistake again. He walked inside, and Lulu asked if he was all right. Rocco said he was fine. He wanted to go to bed. Dante asked if they could talk a minute, but Rocco said, not tonight, and went upstairs.

On the phone, Britt said she needed to book a flight to Berlin as early as possible tomorrow – one way.

Valentin told Charlotte that he knew Britt was working for Cullum and Sidwell, but didn’t know they were forcing her by withholding her medication. Charlotte said she and Danny said they’d just gotten there and they seemed to believe it. She said she wanted to show Danny her old house. They didn’t say anything about the tunnels. Carly asked what Britt did, and Charlotte said, Britt lied. They should go to the police. Valentin said neither of them were doing anything, and Charlotte said, what if Britt delivered the project? He said, she won’t. He was going to shut it down now.   

Willow called the French ambassador and said she was hoping for their help with a delicate issue involving one of her constituents. They were currently in the custody of the French police.

Nina was about to give Jack the shot, and flashed back to him fighting with Valentin. Jack opened his eyes.

Thursday:

Chase joined Brook who was with Phoebe in the solarium. He said Alexis had an update and was stopping by.

Danny tried to leave the house, but Alexis said she didn’t believe he and Charlotte were innocently exploring Charlotte’s childhood home. What were they really doing?

Lulu told Rocco that his dad and Gio had been worried about him and that’s why they’d hunted him down. How could she help?

Dante went to see Britt in her office. He said Cullum was looking into the shooting. What did she tell him? She took that to mean Dante wanted to know if she said something to make Cullum suspect Rocco.

Lucas came out for breakfast and saw Pascal wearing a tie he’d bought Marco. Pascal asked why everything was left to Lucas, the traitorous rafe who got Marco killed.

Nathan brought Josslyn breakfast and she clocked him with a chair. She tried to run out, but he grabbed her and pulled her back, tossing her on the couch. He said he thought they were past this, and she asked if gaslighting her like he did Anna.

Pascal said, Cullum murdered Marco because he stole Britt’s meds and Lucas put him up to it, and Lucas was still taking advantage of Sidwell. Lucas said Sidwell wanted him there. He’d loved Marco and Pascal was right. Cullum killed him, but the only way Cullum knew Marco was stealing the meds was if Pascal told him.

Alexis said Danny’s father almost died because of Sidwell’s actions in Africa and he was probably behind the fire at Charlie’s. Why did he and Charlotte break into Windymere? She knew he wouldn’t put Charlotte’s life at risk if there wasn’t a good reason, but good intentions didn’t keep you safe from bad choices. She’d impose strict rules if she thought he was endangering himself. How did he want this to play out?

Dante told Britt that Rocco said she could back up what happened. How did she know Jason was the shooter? Britt said she didn’t. When she came to, Jason told her that he was one who shot Cullum and she didn’t see Rocco. She couldn’t ask Jason questions because Dante showed up, but she assumed he was protecting someone. A couple weeks later, Rocco confessed to her and she told him to keep it a secret. She was glad he had Dante and Lulu to help him through it. Dante wondered why Britt didn’t tell him, and she said it wasn’t her place. If anyone was owed the truth, it was Lulu and Dante. Rocco was at the pier because of her and Cullum knew Rocco’s name because of her. Because of her, there was a target on Rocco’s back. She asked if they were finished, and Dante said, if there was any justice, she would be.

Rocco said he shouldn’t have gotten his dad involved, but Lulu said it was her fault for not telling him the truth from the beginning. They had different methods, but the goal was the same, to protect him and get him to the other side. He had a whole life in front of him. Don’t shut them out. Ethan came home, and Lulu asked Rocco to go to the store for detergent

Rocco left, and Lulu asked if Ethan had them. He said she and Rocco officially had new passports. They would be Sarah and Tyler Anderson.

Brook wondered if they were being selfish, but Chase thought they should be Phoebe’s parents. He asked if the date for Trina’s showcase was still okay. Her dad had been arrested for assault.

Danny told Alexis that what he and Charlotte did was stupid. They could have gotten hurt or arrested. He thanked her and said he was sorry. It wouldn’t and trusted that he wasn’t going to make another unsanctioned trip to Windymere. He said it was dumb, and she said, but he wasn’t. And he wasn’t immune to consequences. He had to decide what actions were worth what and make smart choices.

Pascal admitted he told Cullum that Marco had stolen the meds, and Lucas said the minute he did that, he’d signed Marco’s death warrant. Pascal said it was meant to be Lucas’s. He’d seen Lucas eavesdropping, then two vials went missing. He was certain it was Lucas and never would have told Cullum if he’d known it was Marco. Marco betrayed his own father because Lucas asked him too. He’d sent Cullum after Lucas because he wanted him dead. Lucas said, so he could have Marco.  

Lulu thanked Ethan, and he said he knew Valentin was at large. If she needed a passport for Charlotte, let him know. Lulu said she thought this was enough for now, and Ethan said he could get her a private plane, but she said she had time to make a plan and wanted to keep him out of it. He told her to let him know if she needed to get out before she anticipated, and they hugged. Dante came in and asked what he missed. Ethan said it was a Spencer get together, and Dante said that’s when they did the most damage. Lulu said she’d see Ethan at dinner, and he went upstairs. Dante asked what was really going on.

Nathan asked what Josslyn was talking about, and she said maybe he was going to tell her that she was seeing things that weren’t there. She pulled the bed away from the wall and showed him the message on the wall. He said he didn’t know that was there, and she said, but he knew Anna was being held in there. He admitted he did.

Chase told Brook that Curtis was convinced Isaiah was driving the other car and punched him out at the MetroCourt. Jordan could have died and if it had been Brook, he’d be hellbent on making the other person pay. Brook said the other driver didn’t cause the accident, but Chase said, they left the scene. They didn’t call 911 or make sure Jordan and Curtis were okay. If they had, Jordan’s situation would be different. Brook asked if there was any evidence, and he told her about the paint on the guardrail. Brook said maybe Isaiah didn’t know what happened, when Ethan came in. He said he was looking for Tracy. He had a business proposal. Brook told Phoebe that they had a visitor and asked if Ethan would like to hold her.

Josslyn asked if Nathan grabbed Anna when she tried to get away, but he said he didn’t know she was there until after it happened. She said Emma was desperate and came to him for help, and Nathan told her that he’d just said he had nothing to do with it. He didn’t speak to her or see her. All he knew was that she’d been there. Josslyn said that’s all he needed to know. Anna had been held captive for months and he’d done nothing to help. He said she’d gotten too close to Sidwell and Cullum’s operation. He thought they were just going to keep her there until the project was complete. Josslyn said, then Anna showed up in France in the midst of a mental breakdown. In staying silent, he contributed.

Lucas said Marco died sacrificing himself for him and Britt, and Pascal said Britt was manipulative, selfish, and mean. How was Marco gone and she got to live?

Britt went to see Danny and said she heard he took a trip to Windymere. Tell her all about it.

Lulu told Dante that she didn’t want to fight, but Dante said he couldn’t agree with her recent choices. She asked why he was there, and he said to see his son. She said Rocco was running and errand, and he said he’d wait, but she thought it might be a good idea to give Rocco some space. Maybe there was a way to support him without suffocating him. He felt like he was under a microscope. Dante asked what she was up to, and she said, nothing. He looked at the bags and asked if she was planning a trip, and she said, yes. She needed to get ready in case she and Rocco had to go on the run.

Ethan held Phoebe, and Brook said it was amazing how quickly she’d become the center of their world. She meant everything to them. Ethan said Phoebe was a lucky girl, when Alexis came in. She told Ethan that he was a natural.

Brook asked what Danny and Charlotte saw at Windymere. Did anyone see them? His dad had sacrificed a lot to protect her and she was doing what she could to justify his sacrifice. Jason would want him to trust her. Danny asked why he should trust her when she lied and said his dd shot Cullum.

Lucas said Marco made a choice to help someone trapped by Cullum and Sidwell, but Pascal said Britt was no one’s victim or martyr. Marco was blinded by misguided infatuation and made a decision that ultimately destroyed him. Lucas destroyed him. Lucas said he owned his role in it. It was true he’d pressured Marco and had to live the rest of his life with that. Pascal said, good. Would it were short. Lucas said his death would be guaranteed the minute Sidwell found out. Why not tell him?… He knew it. Pascal hadn’t gone to Sidwell because he knew he was responsible for Marco’s death too.

Josslyn said, drop the act, but Nathan said it was no act. She said it was the one where he pretended to be the nice guy protecting her instead of the monster keeping her in a cage. He’d made fun of the WSB handbook, but was following it. Step one: isolate your victim. Step two: get them to drop their guard. Was he going to find a way to break her? He’d have to try harder. Faison’s book and cigarillos didn’t scare her. He said if he wanted to scare her, he would. He could tell Cullum. She asked why he hadn’t. Why not turn her over to Cullum and let him kill her? He said that wasn’t what he wanted.

Dante said he wasn’t letting Lulu leave with their son, but she said it was a precaution. They had to be prepared in case Cullum found out the truth. She’d do what it took to protect Rocco. Dante said that was the most Spencer thing ever. They ran. She was brought up on tales about Luke and Laura against the world. They were handed down like a gift. Stay and fight. She said she didn’t want to, and he said if she wanted to keep Rocco alive, she would. She’d make his son a fugitive over his dead body. Rocco listened in from the porch.

Ethan said he’d circle back when Tracy was available, and Brook said Tracy loved a business plan. Maybe he should draw one up. Ethan left, and Chase said Alexis told him that she had a update. Alexis said she had a lead on Phoebe’s mother Delilah.

Lucas said Pascal could tell Sidwell that he’d forced Marco to steal the meds and that Cullum killed him for it, but he wouldn’t hesitate to shoot the messenger. Pascal told Cullum that the drugs were missing and put Marco in his crosshairs. Pascal said Lucas played Sidwell for a fool, which was an automatic death sentence, but Lucas said they’d both endangered Marco, which was why Pascal hadn’t said anything. It would be best if Sidwell never found out their respective roles in Marco’s death.

Nathan said he was putting himself on the line. If he’d wanted Josslyn dead, it would have been over. He couldn’t speak for Sidwell. Maybe she was more use to him alive, until she became more trouble than she was worth. She asked if that was a threat, but he said it was a fact. He was the only reason she still had a pulse. She said, thank you so much, and he said he couldn’t prove his motives, but he could do his best to keep her alive.

Danny said he and Charlotte heard Britt talking to Cullum and Sidwell. Why did she lie? Britt said there had been no time for his dad to explain why he asked her to do it. She did it, and the WSB sent him away before she could get more information. He said he and Charlotte knew they were forcing her to work on their project and they saw Cullum give her a shot. He knew his dad would stop them if he could. She said his dad was good at that. She made a choice she regretted that had consequences for people she cared about, but she was trying to do the right thing. Did Cullum and Sidwell see them? He said he and Charlotte got caught after she left. Cullum swiped Charlotte’s phone, but then Ava and Sidwell showed up and Ava called his grandma. He knew his dad didn’t shoot Cullum and wondered why Cullum thought he’d done it. He’d been with his grandma when they’d found Marco. Britt said she was sorry he had to see that, but was sure Sidwell passed the information along. He had to stay clear of them and Windymere.  

Dante said Lulu would make Rocco a fugitive and point Cullum at him, but Lulu said he’d have her. He asked, what about Rocco’s father? Was she cutting him out of Rocco’s life? She said, if it was necessary, but this was about Rocco, not him. He said it was about her missing four years of Rocco’s life that she wanted to get back. She desperately wanted to be a mom, and it was causing her to make short sighted decisions, but she refused to see it. Rocco continued to listen in, and she asked if Dante thought she wanted to leave her daughter. This was a last resort. He said he wasn’t going to let that happen, and she asked how he planned to stop her. Was he going to arrest her? That was the only way. He said he’d assign officers to her 24/7. If she crossed the street with Rocco, he’d know about it. Dante left, and she made a call. She said she needed to see them now. It couldn’t wait.

Alexis said Delilah’s tattoo was associated with the Japanese artist Kyoko, whose work was handled by the Hammitt Gallery. Chase said he see if he could dig up some information on it, and Alexis said discretion was needed or he could scare them off. Britt said, or trigger someone’s financial interest, and he asked what Alexis suggested. Alexis said she’d handle it. She had a plan to enlist some help.

Pascal said Sidwell knew his loyalties, and Lucas said he wouldn’t risk revealing the role Pascal played in Marco’s death. Pascal said Marco haunted him. He could feel Marco. Lucas said it wasn’t Marco. It was guilt. Pascal should feel it, the same as he did. He left and Pascal cried.

Josslyn felt something under the mattress cover and pulled out a towel wrapped around two makeshift blades. She said, thank you, Anna.

Nathan went to Dante’s office, and Dante asked, what happened to his face? Nathan asked if it mattered, and Dante said he guessed not. He knew Nathan told Lulu to get Rocco out of town and it looked like she was taking his advice. Was he helping her? Nathan said, no, but he would if she asked.

Lulu met Ethan in the park, and he said he took it that things didn’t go well. She said Dante didn’t understand and she couldn’t get through to him. She was taking Ethan up on his offer. She needed help getting out of town today and she needed him to go with them.

Rocco went in the house and called to Lulu and Charlotte. He saw the suitcases and opened one of them.

Danny told Britt that he wanted to get proof of what she was working on so he could put a stop to it, but she said she was fixing it. He was going to get hurt, so please stop. He said, okay, and she said she was sorry she dragged his dad into this. The last thing she wanted was for Danny’s father to be taken from him. He said his dad always did what he thought was right and wanted him to be safe, and she said she wanted the same for him. He left, and she called Rocco. She said she needed him to come to her office. She needed to see him. It was important. Rocco said he’d be right there, and found his passport under the name of Tyler Anderson.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

At the hospital, Willow says she already knows Nina didn’t need her to come. It’s fine. She has to talk to Felicia anyway. Besides, she wanted to support Nina. Carrying a potted orchid, Nina says she appreciates that, but she can handle this efficiently and discreetly. Willow says, there’s nothing discreet about bringing him a plant, but Nina says she needed an excuse to visit hm again in the hospital. It’s a get well plant. People bring get well plants to people who need to… get well. Willow says, okay. She’s right. They do. And she has the… Nina says, it’s in her purse, and Willow says, if she’s not careful, she won’t just be implicating herself. Nina will be taking her down too.

Cullum goes into Jack’s room and kicks the door shut. He says, rise and shine, Agent Brennan. It’s another glorious day in Port Charles. He sits down and says he’s been waiting so long to have a frank conversation with him. They have so much to go over, doesn’t he think?

Felicia finds Elizabeth and asks her, how was the big weekend? Elizabeth says, it was so perfect. Ric planned the entire thing. They had the best dinners. They… Wait. Is that Rocco? She told him that his community service hours were finished. Was she wrong? Felicia says, no, he did it. She wonders where he’s off to in such a hurry.

Rocco goes to Britt’s office and she closes the door and shuts the blinds. He asks, what’s going on? and she says, he’s in danger. Cullum is eliminating suspects and piecing together what happened at the pier. He’s running out of time. He asks how she knows that, and she says, listen. He needs to leave town. Go home. Talk to his parents. Convince them to get him out of Port Charles today. He says he doesn’t want to leave with his parents. It puts them in too much danger. He wants to leave with her.

Ric walks into Pozzulo’s, whistling, and Sonny says, he’s in a good mood. Ric says, nothing like a romantic weekend getaway, and Sonny says he’s glad Ric and Elizabeth had fun, especially since Ric almost died getting that present. Ric says, the look on her face when he gave her that sketch was everything he’d hoped for and more. Sonny says, good, cuz while Ric was gone, Sidwell made moves.

Nathan tells Dante, look. He’s going to do whatever it takes to help Lulu protect Rocco, including helping them cover their tracks if they go into hiding. Dante asks who the hell Nathan thinks he is. He thought they already talked about this and he’ll be the one to protect his son, not Nathan. Nathan says, okay, then protect him. Cuz from where he’s sitting, it doesn’t look like Dante’s doing a damn thing.

In the park, Ethan tells Lulu that he meant what he said. If she needs him to leave with her and Rocco, then he’ll do it. Okay? Just tell him what moved up her time table. She says, Dante. He threatened to put her under 24/7 police surveillance, which means they don’t have a lot of time. Her phone rings and she says, sorry. Now’s not a good time. Laura says she needs to see her and she’s not taking no for an answer. Where is she?

In the hospital elevator, Molly tells Kristina that she loves Dr. Navarro, but she is so glad that this is her final, just to make sure, post procedure check-up. Kristina says she’s happy for Molly. Even though these appointments are quick and painless, she’s sure they’re not the most fun. Molly says, definitely not, but it was sweet of Kristina to insist on coming with her today. They get off the elevator, and Kristina says she can’t wait to celebrate with Molly when she finally gets the news that she’s fully recovered. She also can’t believe that she didn’t have to wrestle Cody for the honor of being here today. Molly says, he had something else he had to take care of, but between the two of them, she hasn’t gone to a single appointment alone. Kristina says, who would have thought Cody would be such a world class boyfriend? And she thought he was just some shallow guy with a nice face and good hair. Molly says, he does have great hair… great arms, and his heart… Kristina says, all right. let’s just agree that he’s great and leave it at that. Molly says, okay. Who would have known that the procedure she was dreading for so long would turn out to be such a revelation in so many ways?

Sonny says, Marco’s death slowed Sidwell down, but now he’s back to business, and Ric says, well, Sidwell has gone to extraordinary lengths in order to get those piers. You know, Measure C, framing Laura, blackmailing the two of them in order to force the sale. Sonny says, now he’s got the piers and a flight path for his helicopter, and Ric says, which suggests that it’s more to do with the Deception shipments that he oversees. Other than Sidwell, nobody really knows what’s actually in those. Sonny says, whatever he’s really bringing in is being routed to Spoon Island. Deception is just a cover. But he can tell Ric right now, his end game is getting closer.

Nina tells Willow, everyone knows that Brennan collapsed in front of her, so her checking up on him while he’s in the hospital just looks like she’s doing the decent thing. It’s a good cover. Willow says, one visit is her doing the decent thing, but if she keeps showing up, people will wonder why and she’ll end up drawing unwanted attention. Nina asks how Willow proposes that they give him another dose if she’s not showing up in his room, and Willow says she and Brennan are associates through her work in Congress. It makes sense for her to check in on him. Nina says she gets it, but she actually feels really terrible that she did this to him. Accidentally, but still. She just thinks that she should be the one to inject him. Willow says, doing this someone, putting them in this condition, is harder than Nina thinks, isn’t it? Nina says, it really is. She’s just doing her best. She’s not hoping for a lot. She just wants to be a moderately decent human being. Willow says she admires Nina for that. This whole situation has been really hard for her too. Nina says she knows it has been. They just have to remind each other that Drew and Brennan are going to recover. This isn’t permanent. But right now, they do what they must.

Cullum says he’s spoken to Jack’s doctors. His prognosis isn’t a hopeful one. He gets up and goes over to the bed and says, must be a terrible thing being locked in like that, unable to move, barely able to communicate. But given the subpar work he’s been doing at the WSB, he’d call Jack lucky. He may be trapped in a hospital bed, but it’s better than the alternative. Being shipped off to Steinmauer for obstruction of justice and dereliction of duty. Regardless, it’s delightful to be running the Port Charles Bureau with zero interference from him. So much more efficient now. But don’t worry, Jack. You’ll be taken care of. I’ll make sure of it. Soon, you’ll be transferred to Turning Woods where you can rot away in peace.

Dante says, Nathan’s opinion of how he’s handling Rocco’s situation just doesn’t matter. What does matter is that he stays out of it. Nathan says he doesn’t understand Dante. Wouldn’t he want all hands on deck? Dante says, you’d think so. But the more Nathan is involved, the more Lulu keeps from him, and then he can’t help his son. Nathan says his only concern is Rocco and they both know that once Cullum finds out what really happened, it is over. Dante says, and as Rocco’s father, he will do what needs to be done, and Nathan says, that’s fair enough, but he needs to think long and hard about what they means, okay? Cuz whatever Jason thought it meant landed him in a black site, and nobody has heard from him since, all right? Look, Cullum knows Jason didn’t shoot him. Imagine what he’s going to do to the one who did. Dante asks when Nathan became the expert on what Ross Cullum will or won’t do?

Britt says she’s sorry, but Rocco coming with her is out of the question, and he asks, why? She says, where does she start? His father is the Police Commissioner. His mother is a reporter. His grandmother is the mayor. If he goes missing, they’ll track them down before they get out of New York, and she needs to get further away than that. And his grandfather is… well, his grandfather. If Rocco were to go missing, doesn’t he think his grandfather would have all sorts of unconventional methods to find him? Rocco says, that would all be true if they were looking for Rocco Falconari, not Tyler Anderson, and she asks, who is Tyler Anderson? He shows her the passport, and she asks where he got it. He says his mom. He guesses she got them just in case, so they’d be ready to go. Britt says, thank God. She’s already ahead of this. She’s going to take him somewhere safe. He says, yeah, but she doesn’t want to. He heard her say it. For them to leave town, she has to leave Charlotte and his grandmother behind. Because of this insane mess he’s in, she feels like she has no other option. She says, it’s not his fault, but he says, it totally is. If he goes with her… She says, no way, and he says, but she’s leaving anyway. It makes perfect sense. She says, they’re not negotiating this, but he says he can’t stay here. Please. She says, absolutely not, and he says, why? She says, because she doesn’t want to let him watch her die.

Nina says, Willow told her that she needed to speak with Felicia, and Willow says she has an update for her on Anna. Laura Collins asked her to advocate for Anna on behalf of the Scorpio family and she did. Nina says, that’s incredible. And look at her. A mayor reaching out to her for a favor. She knew Willow was going to be incredible. As a congresswoman, she’s exceeded all expectations. Willow thanks her and says, it’s strange. She had so many plans for getting out from under Drew’s thumb and getting her children back, but politics was never one of them. But somehow, serving in Congress has been one of the most meaningful things she’s ever done. Nina says, her heart has always been in community service and she’s proven that by being a teacher and a nurse and this is just a natural extension of the work she’s already been doing. Willow says, for so much of her life, she’s felt powerless. With Shiloh, Michael, Drew. But now, she’s in control and she’s in a position to help, and she plans to keep on doing just that.

Rocco asks how long Britt can survive without her meds, but she says she doesn’t know. A few months if she’s lucky. But during that time, she won’t be in any shape to protect him if Cullum hunts them down. He says, Cullum won’t find them, but she says, he doesn’t know that. He is WSB. His reach is endless and he has resources in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. He says he gets all that, but it’s worth the risk to him, and she says, he doesn’t mean that. He says he wants to hear about when he was born and when she was raising him during those first seven months. There’s no one else in the world who can tell him about that. She says, but she’s not his mother, as much as she wishes she was, and he says, no, but she did give birth to him, and that’s not nothing. He knows what she did to his parents was wrong, but he also knows people change. She changed. She says, it’s nice of him to say, but he says he’s not just saying it. It’s true. And whatever time she has left, he wants to spend it with her. She brought him into this world. He wants to be there with her when she leaves it.

Nathan says he doesn’t know Cullum, but he knows the facts of the case, and if Dante wasn’t so damn close, Dante would see what he sees. Dante says, and what’s that? and Nathan says, that Lulu was right to get Rocco out of town. Look, he knows things haven’t been the same since he’s been back. He knows that. And him being with Lulu has complicated things between them. He can’t tell Dante how sorry he is about that, but it’s over. They’re not together. She ended things. Dante says, yes, so he said, and Nathan says, okay. But that doesn’t mean that he stopped caring about Dante and his family, all right? And everything that he’s saying, he’s saying for Lulu and for Rocco and for Dante. If you can’t hear that from the me that’s standing across from you right now, then hear it from the best friend I used to be to you, the guy you trusted with your life. Dante says, okay. In Nathan’s opinion, what is the play here? Nathan says, not only did Rocco shoot Cullum, but he saw everything that happened on the pier that night. And a man like Cullum is going to know that the best way to bury a secret… Dante says, is to bury the person who knows it, and Nathan says, yeah, so the move is not to stop Lulu, but to help her.

Laura arrives at the park and says she heard Ethan was back in town. Nice to see him. Ethan says, it’s good to see her too. He was missing his family so he decided to see them. She says, mm-hmm, and Lulu asks why Laura needed to see her. Laura asks Ethan if he’d give them a moment, and he steps away. Laura says, Dante called her. He did not elaborate, but he told her that Lulu was taking Rocco out of town. Lulu says, he went behind her back and called her mother? but Laura says, he’s worried about her and Rocco. She can’t fault him for that, especially given who she’s hanging out with. Lulu says, if Laura is here to talk her out of it… Laura says, if Lulu honestly believes that the best thing for Rocco is to take him out of town, Lulu has her blessing.

Willow asks if Felicia has a minute, and Felicia says, sure. Everything okay with her and the kids? Willow says, yes, thankfully, and Felicia asks, what’s up? Willow says, Laura asked her to look into Anna’s situation in France, and Felicia says, she mentioned that she was going to be talking with an associate, but she never said who it was. Willow suggests they talk somewhere a little more private. She has some news. Felicia says, okay, and they leave.

Nina goes into Jack’s room and says, Chief Brennan. She brought him something to brighten up his room. She hopes that’s okay. Sitting behind her, Cullum says, back again, Miss Reeves? She certainly is a compassionate woman, isn’t she?

Ric tells Sonny, look, this isn’t really his area of expertise, but maybe it’s time he considers eliminating Sidwell. Sonny says he and Jason had a plan. They were ready, waiting. Ric says, yes, and for a myriad of reasons, that plan went by the wayside, and Sonny says, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ric says, Sonny and Laura have been playing along, lulling Sidwell into complacency, waiting for him to make a mistake, so that they can take advantage of that. Sonny says, they’re done waiting. Sidwell is spread thin. His son’s murder has destabilized things. He’s angry. He’s frustrated. Ric says, so now is the time to push him into making a mistake, and Sonny says, and when he does, they’re going to take him down.

Lulu says she can’t tell Laura how much it means to hear her say that, but she’s also a little surprised, and Laura says she can’t tell Lulu not to do something she did once upon a time. And sometimes in life, there’s not other choice. Lulu says, things have been really hard for Rocco, and she feels like the best choice right now is to get him out of Port Charles for a while. Laura tells her, then that’s all she needs to say. She knows things have been hard on Rocco lately. Lulu says, the thing is, she can’t take Charlotte with them, and Laura asks, why is that? Lulu says, because Valentin has already dragged her halfway around the world, and now that she’s settled, she can’t do that to her again. Will Laura please look after Charlotte for her? Laura say, of course (🍷) she will, and asks if Ethan will look after his sister. He says, she has his word, and Laura says, my gosh. His father would have said exactly the same thing, in exactly the same way. She and Lulu join hands and Lulu says, if there were any other way… but Laura says Lulu doesn’t need to explain herself to her. She lived this. Do what you need to do. They hug, and Laura says, be safe.

Dante says, Nathan is making this sound so much easier than it actually is, and Nathan says, all it would take is one call to Dante’s dad. He could do it. He could place Lulu and Rocco someplace safe, someplace no extradition treaty or government agency could touch him. Dante says he’s the Acting Commissioner of the PCPD. If he lifts one finger to help his son go on the run, he flushes everything he’s worked for, everything he stands for. Nathan says, with all due respect, man, didn’t you already cross that line when you destroyed the evidence from the pier shooting? This is just one step further. The question becomes, what’s harder to live with? Losing your job or mourning your son?

Britt says, you’re an extraordinary soul, Rocco Falconari. But her answer is still no. In fact, this whole thing is her fault. He shot Cullum to save Jason. Jason was on that pier to save her. Rocco says he chose to go to the pier, and she says, because of her. This has to end now. He has a family that loves him. She opens the door, but he says, and all he’s done is cause them problems. His parents had the worst fight he ever heard because of him. Danny’s father is in prison because of him. She closes the door again and says, trust her when she tells him that Jason did exactly what he wanted to do. His parents are fighting because they love him and want to protect him. He says, and he wants to protect them, but if he stays in Port Charles, everyone he loves is in danger. Can she honestly say his family wouldn’t be better off if he left? So help him fix this for his family and for him. She say, okay, fine. He can come with her.

Laura shows up at Pozzulo’s and says, good evening, gentlemen. She hopes she’s not interrupting. Sonny says, no. They were just finishing up. Ric says he was just on his way out, and Laura says, wait. She doesn’t want to run him out. Ric says, no, it’s fine, and tells Sonny that he’ll check in with him later. Laura says, hey. She doesn’t think she ever properly thanked him for the way he defended Rocco against Dalton’s accusations. That meant the world to her. Ric says, Rocco’s family. It was his pleasure doing it. She says, and she’ll never forget it. Thank you. Ric leaves, and Sonny asks, everything okay? What’s going on? She says she just came from seeing Lulu. They’re not going to see their grandson for a while.

Molly comes out, and Kristina says, finished already? Molly says, there’s a backup in radiology, so she has to wait for her final scan, but the exam with Dr. Navarro was flawless. Kristina says, as they knew it would be, and Molly says she’s so glad Kristina is here. Cody’s been wonderful and so supportive, but there are some things even the best guys can’t understand. Kristina says she knows. It’s hard enough to talk to your doctors about this stuff, let alone the guy that you’re dating. Especially Molly. She’s always been the keep to herself isolate type when she’s not feeling well. Molly says she feels she should be able to handle her symptoms herself. Besides, how many times can you say the words endometriosis and crippling cramps to a guy before he blocks you? Kristina says, well, it turns out Cody can handle just about anything, including Molly, and Molly says, yeah, he can. He’s been amazing. And they keep connecting in new and different ways. Kristina says, oh, is that what they’re calling it? and Molly says, not what she meant, but yes. He’s really gone from being a not so secret crush to a true partner. She owes a lot of that to Kristina.

Felicia says she’s afraid to ask, but also desperate to know what Willow found out about Anna, and Willow says her contact at the State Department has been in contact with the French authorities. Felicia says, and? and Willow says, and she called in a few favors and pulled a few strings and Anna is not going to be sent to the state-run facility. She’ll be sent back to the private clinic. Felicia says she doesn’t believe it. That’s incredible. She, Mac, and Robin will be so relieved. The whole family will be. Willow says she also pushed for a full dismissal of the charges, and Felicia says, that never occurred to her that was possible, but Willow says, it is and it’s done. Felicia says, done? and Willow says, the charges are fully dropped, but with one caveat. Anna can’t be released until she’s medically cleared, which means she won’t be walking out the door tomorrow. Felicia tells Willow that she doesn’t know what to say, and thanks her. Willow says she was happy to do it. She knows what it’s like to have charges hanging over your head and keeping you from your loved ones. She wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

Cullum says he didn’t know Nina and Chief Brennan were so close, and Nina says, he already knows Brennan collapsed in front of her. He says, yes. He’s just surprised to see her back. She says, why? To tell him the truth, all of this has been incredibly upsetting. She’s the one who brought Chief Brennan in. Of course (🍷) she’d want to know how he’s doing. It’s not like he has anyone else in this town that cares. Cullum say, he has Carly Spencer, but Nina says, from what she understands, they’re not seeing each other anymore. Not that it matters at a time like this, but Carly only thinks about Carly. He says, and she’s different, and she says she wants Chief Brennan to know there is someone in this town who is thinking about him and she won’t be shamed for having common decency. So if he’ll excuse them, she would like to have her visit with Chief Brennan. He says, of course (🍷). There’s someone else he’d like to look in on anyway. She says, how unfortunate of him to have two friends in the hospital at the same time, but he says, it’s not a friend. Enjoy her visit. Cullum leaves, and Nina turns to look at Jack.

Ethan and Lulu go back to her house and seeing the detergent, she says, great. Rocco’s back from the store. Ethan says, okay, great. Let’s grab him and get going. She calls upstairs for Rocco to come down here for a second, but gets silence. She calls again, and Ethan asks if he would have gone back out to see some friends or something. She says, not without texting her, and runs over to the suitcase. She looks inside and says, his passport’s gone.

Britt says, just to warn Rocco, if he comes with her, they will have a target on their backs. Cullum will track them down, but his family will be safe. He says, all he wants is for that guy to stay away from them, and she says she needs him to promise her something. He says, she’s got it, and she says, the second something happens to her, when she… As soon as she’s dead, he has to contact his parents. Promise her that right now or the deal is off. He says, when it’s time, he will. He promises. There’s a knock at the door.

Kristina says she can’t take any credit for Molly and Cody, but Molly says Kristina was the one who nudged her to pursue things with him in the first place. Kristina was also the one who submitted her book to her agent. Kristina says she doesn’t remember any thanks at the time, and Molly says, oh no. She was furious. But in retrospect, it was a huge turning point for her and Cody, and they never would have gotten there if it weren’t for Kristina’s heart in the right place meddling. They get in the elevator, and Kristina says, Molly and Cody are in a good place because Molly did the work. She knows it’s really hard for Molly to let down her walls and thinks it’s really hard for Cody too, but here she is doing it. Molly thanks her for a much needed push. Changed her life. Kristina says, anytime.

Laura says, so when Dante tipped her off, she went to see Lulu and she confirmed she’s taking Rocco out of town for a while, and Sonny asks if she said why. Laura tells him that she said he’d been having a hard time, so she just assumed that it was because of breaking into Dalton’s lab and then getting sent to juvenile or getting beat up while he was in custody. Sonny says, that would be a lot for anybody, and she says, yeah, it really would, but the thing is, for Lulu to pull Rocco out of school before the end of the school year, and to leave Charlotte behind, she must really feel it’s important to get Rocco out of Port Charles. He says, a mother knows, right? and she says, and her instincts are really good. But if Rocco is running because of what happened with Dalton and Sidwell, doesn’t he think they owe it to their grandson to put this behind them once and for all? He says he agrees with her 100%.

Lulu says, pick up, Rocco. Please pick up. She hears his voicemail saying, hey, it’s Rocco. You know what to do and when to do it, so I guess my part’s done. Ethan comes downstairs and tells her, sorry. There’s no sign of him upstairs and no sign of where he went. Did she have any luck reaching him? She says, straight to voicemail. This can’t be happening.

Dante flashes back to Nathan saying, all it would take is one call to his dad. He could do it. He could place Lulu and Rocco someplace safe, someplace no extradition treaty or government agency could touch him. The question becomes, what’s harder to live with? Losing your job or mourning your son. He takes out his phone, when Lulu calls. She says, Rocco’s gone, and he says, what? She says, he’s not at the house and his phone is going straight to voicemail. According to her phone, his last location was GH, so she’s headed there now. Dante says, no, no, no. You just stay put in case he comes home. She says, there’s something else, and he says, what is it? She says she got Rocco a fake passport. It’s gone too. He says, okay. What’s the name on the passport? She says, Tyler Anderson, and he says, all right. He’ll report back. She thanks him, and he leaves.

Elizabeth says, Britt, it’s Elizabeth. Any chance Rocco’s in there? Britt tells Rocco that her car is in the east lot. Go. She’ll meet him there, but be careful. She gives him the keys and says, come in. Elizabeth walks in and says, hey. She thought she saw him. Isn’t he finished with his volunteer hours? Britt says, he is. He just needed her to sign off on his shadowing application. Elizabeth says, those were due weeks ago, but Britt says she was able to get him an extension because of his stellar track record here at the hospital. He’s all set. Rocco thanks her for her help and tells Elizabeth goodbye. He glances at Britt and leaves, and Elizabeth says, come on. What’s going on? Britt says, nothing. There never is. So why is Elizabeth always asking her questions? Elizabeth does know she’s not Britt’s superior anymore, so she doesn’t have to give her any answers. For once, just back off. Elizabeth says her gut is telling her that something is up with Britt and Rocco. And the last time she had this feeling, she was very right. Britt says, ancient history, and Elizabeth picks up Rocco’s passport off the desk and says, what the hell is this? Britt says, put it down, and Elizabeth asks why she has a fake passport for Rocco. Britt grabs Elizabeth, putting Elizabeth’s arm behind her, and says, put it down. Elizabeth says, okay, okay. Just let go of her. Britt says, she’s not going anywhere.

Nina asks Jack, why was Director Cullum here? Was he threatening Jack? Blink once for yes. Blink twice for no. Jack says, takes… too… long… and she says she never expected that he’d be talking so soon. She’s glad he’s okay. It’s nice to hear his voice. She takes the syringe out of her bag, then puts it in a medical waste bin.

Willow says she’ll text Felicia the information for her contact at the State Department in France and she can forward that to Mac and Robin. And if she hits any snags or needs anything else, please don’t hesitate to reach out. Felicia says she’ll let Willow know how it goes, when Cullum appears. He says, an honor, Congresswoman Cain. Director Cullum, WSB. Willow says, yes, of course (🍷). It’s nice to finally meet him in person. Felicia asks what she can do for him, and he says he’s looking for Rocco Falconari. He understands that Rocco is doing community service here.

Rocco is waiting in the car when Britt comes out. He gets out of the car and she hands him the passport and says, he forgot this. Did anyone see him leave? He says, no. He took the back stairwell. She says, good call, and he says, almost makes up for him forgetting his passport. Ready? She says, almost. There’s just one more thing she needs to do.

Lulu says, Rocco’s phone is still going straight to voicemail, and Ethan says, okay, look. Just calm down. Dante will find him. She asks if there’s any way to invalidate Rocco’s fake passport. What about one of his contacts? Or how about the person who made it? He says, the only way to shut it down is to alert the authorities that it’s fake and that would be very bad, both for Rocco and himself. She says she thought she was helping Rocco, but all she did was give him a way to disappear.

Dante walks into Britt’s office, and hears Elizabeth say, hello. Somebody please help me. He sees a chair propped against the bathroom door and moves it. He opens the door and Elizabeth walks out rubbing her head. He asks, what happened? and she says, um, Britt happened. He asks if she’s okay, and she says, Britt locked her in there after she confronted her about the fake passport she had for Rocco. He says, wait. She’s saying the two of them are together? She says, yeah, and she thinks they’re leaving town.

Sonny tells Laura that when it comes to dealing with Sidwell, he needs to know everything as far as what the options are on the table. His phone rings and he says, who’s this? Britt says, hey, Sonny. It’s Britt. He asks if everything is okay, and she says she’s on her way out of town, but there’s something he needs to know. Sidwell killed Henry Dalton. He says, good to know, and she says, and his assistant Pascal helped him cover it up. She’s hoping this information can be of use to him. She hangs up.

Britt asks if Rocco is sure about this, and he says he is. Her? She tells him to give her his phone and he does. She puts it on the ground and stomps on it, then puts it in the car tire’s path. She gets in and drives away after driving over the phone.

On Monday, Alexis says she’s going on a trip and Ava is coming with her; Sidwell says he’ll do whatever it takes to find Marco’s killer; and Sonny tells Laura, all they have to do is get Pascal to turn on Sidwell

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Britt’s exit plan.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/is-britt-leaving-general-hospital-kelly-thiebaud-explains-britts-desperate-exit-plan-exclusive

I kinda like this triangle.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-laura-wright-on-carly-valentin-anna-triangle-and-the-power-of-finola-excl

Apparently, his aim is bad.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-finn-carr-reveals-unscripted-rocco-moment-that-made-it-to-air

It was pretty cool when she found the message.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-eden-mccoy-says-annas-message-gives-josslyn-a-glimmer-of-hope

You get the whole day off Monday. Unless you want to see GH’s November 3, 2025 episode again. Which I might, since Erika Slezak is in it.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/are-the-soaps-airing-new-episodes-on-memorial-day-heres-the-full-schedule

💉 A Dose Of Reality

Below Deck Down Under

Daisy said Jenna was dipping from the attention pool way too often, and she wasn’t wrong. Jenna told Eddy that they were done, and Ben told Eddy about his dalliance with Jenna. Drunk Jenna confronted Eddy and ran around screaming at everyone and slamming things around, and Barbie wondered, what the hell is happening on this boat? It’s like an insane asylum. Eddy caught Jenna cuddling in bed with Ben in the master cabin, and told Captain Jason that he was royally mugged off. In Daisy’s interview, she said, when the second stew caused trouble in every department, it became her problem. The new charter primaries were James and Kai, landscapers for the stars, who brought their friends along for the trip. They requested a dinner with a Garden of Adam theme (whatever that means), and wanted it to end with a birthday cake. Daisy told Jenna to leave Eddy and Ben alone, and in the captain’s interview, he realized he had to tell Daisy how Jenna’s behavior was affecting the crew. Eddy finally told Jenna to piss off and she cried to Batul. Captain Jason said slamming doors wasn’t second stew behavior and decided to take away Jenna’s stripes. He called Jenna to the bridge and there was more crying. A quick conversation between Ben and Alesia summed up the episode. Ben: Goodnight. Alesia: F*** you.

Summer House

My two takeaway points were Ciara making out once again with West, because she clearly didn’t know then what we all know now, and Amanda telling Kyle that she needed time apart from him, leading to what we know now.

In the City

Lindsay couldn’t believe she was a mom and worried about never having sex again. In her interview, she said she used to shoot rainbows and butterflies out of her vagina, and we flashed back to that. She and her baby daddy had now broken up, and it had been a while. She wanted to teach Gemma what a strong woman was and that you didn’t have to rely on men. Andrea and Danielle joined the cast, along with their respective significant others, Lexi and Eoin. In Danielle’s interview, she said Lindsay had ghosted their friendship. New guy Kenny was a venture capitalist who’d invested in Loverboy, and came along with girlfriend Whitney, whose claim to fame was being on The Bachelor.  In Kyle’s interview, he said, at one point, he’d wanted to give his investors a 25% yield on their money, but the company was now on the brink of collapse. On their 4th anniversary, Amanda told Kyle that she didn’t think they were moving forward in therapy and she was moving out.

The Valley

The only two things I really paid attention to were the drag pageant, which was pretty amusing, and Brittany explaining what an a-hole Jax still is, ditto.

Southern Hospitality

A white party was discussed, and in Michols’s interview, he said eh didn’t know what a white party was. Same. Why not a purple party? Or a chartreuse party? What Michols did understand was that he was on the cover of So.Gay magazine and he wanted to have a girls and gays party where straights could come too. Maddi wanted to include all female DJs and invited Meredith Marks to do her thing. In Maddi’s interview, she said she wanted to show the men that they were coming for them in this industry and she wanted to inspire women in all male dominated industries. Michols had lunch with his mom, who was not happy he worked in nightlife and wanted him to be in a corporate job. In his interview, Michols said, when he was young, she was his best friend, but when he came out, he’d lost the relationship. She said he’d talked badly about her on the show, but he said it was his truth. She said he’d lied and hurt her feelings. She’d felt he’d attacked her, and he apologized for her finding out his feelings on TV. He said, moving forward, he’d be better, and his mom said she was proud of him. She didn’t care what he was. She loved him. In Michols’s interview, he said he’d never heard her say that before. Affirmations weren’t her thing. There was a cover reveal of an actual publication, not like Dorit’s cover reveal with no book behind it. In Molly’s interview, she said she knew Michols was involved in her firing, but she’d still support him. Maddi was skeptical of Grace being sober because it took her 2½ years and everyone is the same. In Grace’s interview, she said it had been over a month since she’d touched ketamine and she didn’t want to lose her chosen family. Brad told Grace that he supported her. Meredith brought bumps of caviar to go with her tunes. Lake was getting ready for her showcase at Republic and Michols got an email that he was being transitioned out of the general manager role, but was unsure of what that meant.  

Real Housewives Of Rhode Island

I missed this, but then caught it during the wee hours Thursday morning when it was nothing but annoying. While I enjoyed Liz and Delores’s discussion of a menopause gummy, I almost had to turn it off when Rosie became a possessed screaming mimi, screeching that Kelsey was a slam pig. I’m just not feeling this one.

Sounds like Delores is feeling like I do.

Random Reality Items

It’s still not totally clear. Was is Luis or something/someone else?

Coward.

Could this be Coward Part 2?

Other than Riley Burress, she’s the only real celebrity kid.

https://ew.com/brooke-shields-daughter-rowan-next-gen-nyc-debut-trailer-11971667

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

The Lurker. HBO/MAX. – A short film about a young man named Matthew who slinks his way into the inner circle of famous musician Oliver and ends up doing photography for Oliver’s band. While he’s thrilled to be part of the pack, it becomes clear that he’s more like their whipping boy than errand boy/photographer. While Matthew takes the jabs, he also snubs old friends and his mother, and acts like a big shot, leading to an All About Eve moment toward the end. It wasn’t a total loss, but the Film Stage reviewer hits the nail on the head. Our only disagreement is that I did like the music.

The Housemaid. HBO/MAX – While on parole, Minnie gets a job as a housemaid to a wealthy family. The wife is weird, the young daughter is contentious, but the husband seems agreeable. Little by little, we find out pretty much everything is a lie and wonder who is crazier. I found this film extremely entertaining with all its twists and turns. The only thing I wasn’t thrilled with was being hit with many revalations toward the end via a letter written by wife Nina, although I’m not sure if it was a cop out or just preventing a 10 hour movie. It’s definitely worth watching and I can’t wait to read the source material, the books by Freida McFadden.

https://omnivorous.substack.com/p/film-review-the-housemaid

It remains to be seen whether this will be a mistake or not.

https://collider.com/sydney-sweeney-thriller-franchise-the-housemaid-stage-show

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

Getting married out loud.

https://extratv.com/2026/05/19/baylen-dupree-talks-magical-wedding-to-colin-queso-fountain-dogs-and-more-exclusive

🐕 Farewell To a Friend…

Having had a Golden myself who went to the Bridge at 8 years old, my heart breaks with hers.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1432022/rhocs-shannon-beador-shares-dog-archie-died-after-brain-cancer-diagnosis

🫏 Mixed Bag Of Tricks…

🐶 Pilaf, Brisket, and now, Bubbles!

https://people.com/cutest-celebrity-dogs-11957042

🐘 And it feels so good.

https://people.com/baby-elephant-reunited-with-mother-and-herd-after-river-rescue-11982357

🕷 A new spin on putting on a happy face.

https://people.com/himalayan-happy-face-spider-discovered-in-india-11981511

🐟 I don’t even know what to say about this one.

https://people.com/suckerfish-are-disappearing-into-manta-rays-rear-ends-11972612

🪈 Quotes of the Week

Chase down your passion like it’s the last bus of the night. – Terri Guillemets

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen. – Michael Jordan

It’s a general moral principle that the more power you have over someone, the greater your duty is to use that power benevolently. Well, who is the one person in the world you have the greatest power over? It’s your future self. You hold that life in your hands, and what it will be depends on how you care for it.Rick Hanson

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. – Carl Bard

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. – George Edward Woodberry

Ho’s can fall in love too. – Villa Garcia, 90 Day: The Single Life Tell All Part 1

🤸‍♀️ Living Like It’s Spring…

Until next time, stay safe; stay honoring those who died in service to our country while enjoying the long weekend (and not drinking and driving); and stay remembering that good intentions don’t keep you safe from bad choices.

Video > Miley Cyrus – Party In The U.S.A. (Official Video)

May 15, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Curtis Confronts Isaiah, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Coming Soon, Future Festivities, Animal Assist, Four Times Two Quotes & Hang Up

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday: 

Chase was jogging and ran into Willow jogging in the opposite direction. She said she’d just left the office and it had been a day. He said he was glad she was there. He was hoping she would be.

Ric said Ethan must have told Sonny something, but he hadn’t betrayed Sonny in any way. Sonny knew him. Sonny said, that was the problem.

Lucas asked if Elizabeth was okay, and she said, yes and no. He asked if it was trouble with Ric.

Dante went to see Lulu, who said the kids were out. He said he just found out Rocco shot Cullum and she knew about it.

Charlotte brought Donna some books as an excuse to see her dad, but Carly said he wasn’t there. He had to deal with Jack. Charlotte said it was about time.

Nina stabbed Jack with Drew’s syringe while he struggled with Valentin. Jack dropped to the ground, while Drew listened to what was going on. Valentin said, nice shot.

Chase said he needed to ask Willow for another favor, and they sat down. He told her about the plan to adopt Phoebe. They’d had no luck finding her family and were hoping she could make some calls on their behalf. Her calls had made all the difference when they wanted to foster. She said what she’d done then might make it impossible for them to adopt now.

Elizabeth said everything was fine, and Lucas said he was there if she needed him. She ran to catch Rocco and told him that he was almost done with his community service. His feedback was fantastic. She asked how his hand was, and he said sometimes it hurt. She took a look at it and said it looked like it was healing well. The pain was probably from the nerves healing and should resolve. If it got worse, come see her. He could always come to her about anything.

Lulu asked if Dante had evidence, but he said no. Jason didn’t get a slide bite from a gun and he’d figured it out from the blood samples on the gun. Rocco’s wound sounded consistent with firing a weapon and Jason would have protected him. She admitted Rocco shot Cullum, and he asked why she didn’t tell him. She said Nathan told her not to, and he said, Nathan knew?

Charlotte said once they were done with Brennan, she’d tell Nina what to do with her Crimson internship, but Carly said she couldn’t do that no matter what happened. It didn’t mean they were out of danger. The best thing was lie low and live her life. She had to be careful. Valentin’s enemies would use her to get to him like Brennan had used Josslyn to get to her.

Nina tried to rouse Jack, and Valentin asked what the hell was in the syringe. She said it was Drew’s medication, and they turned Jack over. She yelled for Jack to wake up.

Ric said it had nothing to do with Sonny, and Sonny said Ethan had followed him. Ethan said Ric and Ava had a private conversation and then Ava delivered a message to Sidwell, but Ava said she’d only returned the table she’d already been at. Sonny told Ethan to take Ava outside and they’d figure it out later. Ethan left with Ava, and Sonny told Ric to explain himself fast. His trigger finger was getting itchy.

Charlotte asked what happened to Josslyn, and Carly said she didn’t know when she’d see Josslyn again. if Charlotte wanted to help her father, he needed to know she was safe. She made Valentin vulnerable.

Nina called an ambulance and told Valentin to get lost. He checked Jack for a response, picked up his gun, and said let him know if Jack died. He left, and Drew concentrated hard and moved his finger.

Chase said, to some people it would look like they were using their privilege, but Willow said that wasn’t true. She thought Phoebe belonged with them. He said he’d even told Brook to use the Quartermaine name, but Willow said it would do more harm than good.

Lucas told Elizabeth to spill, and Elizabeth said it wasn’t her story to tell. Lucas said he knew the feeling of standing in the sidelines when you wanted to help. Sometimes knowing a friend had your back made all the difference. She said that’s what she was trying to do for everyone involved, but she felt terrible for them.

Lulu told Dante about how Rocco came to shoot Cullum and said Nathan was first on the scene. Jason told him to get Rocco out of there, Nathan agreed, and brought Rocco home. Nathan had said no one else could know and Dante would have been put in an impossible position. Dante said she had no right to keep it from him, and she said they’d been in this situation before. Dante had put his faith in the system and they knew what had happened to Michael.

Ethan shoved Ava in the car, locked it, and got in. She asked what he was going to do and he said it was up to sonny. She said it didn’t have to be but he said he wasn’t cutting a deal.

Sonny asked Ric where he went, since he’d lied and hadn’t been at the DA’s office. Ric agreed he’d lied, but it had nothing to do with Sidwell. Sonny could look in his briefcase. Sonny opened it and took out an accordion file. Ric opened it and said Ava was helping him buy a gift of art for Elizabeth. He showed Sonny an etching and said it was one of a kind from her favorite artist. He’d heard it was up for sale and Ava handled it discreetly. It was part of an estate being contested in an acrimonious divorce and the owner was trying to sell it quickly. Sonny asked why Ric hadn’t told him, and Ric said Sonny couldn’t stand Ava – neither could he – and he’d wanted to surprise Elizabeth. He was sorry that their history had caused Sonny to think the worst of him. Sonny said he wasn’t thinking clearly because of the Sidwell situation, but why would he think differently?

Dante asked if Lulu thought he hadn’t learned and would have done things differently, but she said she hadn’t had time to think. Rocco was in shock and bleeding, and it made sense to keep it secret. Dante said Rocco had been about to tell him at the café. He knew something was going on. Lulu said she hated lying, but Rocco had to get past this or the WSB would come after him. Dante said he understood protecting Rocco from the WSB, but she didn’t have to protect Rocco from him.

Valentin couldn’t stay away from the moss bowl🎍and went back to Sonny’s old kitchen. Carly said Charlotte had been there. She’d told Charlotte that he was dealing with Brennan and sent her away. What happened? He said she’d been right. Nina double crossed him.

The EMTs took Jack out, and Nina followed. Drew moved his hand.

Lulu said she and Nathan had talked about telling Dante, but she was the one who decided not to make him choose between Jason rotting in prison or Rocco going to jail. She didn’t have faith in the system like he did. Rocco had ended up in juvie for just trying to do the right thing. Dante said she should have told him. Everybody had lied, but he’d figured it out. If he could, the WSB could too.

Valentin told Carly that Nina botched it and it was dumb luck Jack was out of commission. Jack told him that he didn’t know where Josslyn was, but he might not make it through the night.

Nina asked how Jack was doing, but Elizabeth said it was too soon. She asked Nina to walk her through what happened, and Nina said everything seemed normal, when Jack had collapsed. They’d been talking about half an hour, and it happened fast. He’d seemed normal, but he always seemed agitated. Elizabeth said they were doing everything they could, but it would be long night. Could Nina call Willow or did she need to be with Drew? (Nina’s face said, rut-roh!)

Drew lifted his hand and felt for the phone on the table.

Willow said the last thing Brook and Chase needed was to be perceived as throwing their weight around. She’d make one lowkey phone call off the record. He thanked her, and she said after what they’d gone through together with her own baby, all she wanted was for him to have the family he deserved. He’d be an amazing dad. She put her hand on his shoulder, and someone took a photo.

Ava told Ethan that she blamed Ric. She’d been helping him buy art through a private sale. Ethan said she’d whispered to Sidwell, but she said she and Sidwell were friends. He said her taste in friends should be as discriminating as her taste in art.

Sonny wondered why he wouldn’t think Ric was setting him up, and Ric said he could see why, but Sonny had to learn to trust him. Sonny said trust had to be earned, and Ric said he’d been pushing for too much too fast. Sonny asked where they went from there. Did he need Ethan? Ric said, if it made Sonny more comfortable. He wanted it to work and thought Sonny did too.

Valentin recounted what happened with Jack to Carly and the moss bowl🎍. He thought he’d been the intended target, but Jack got the full dose of whatever it was. He was flat on his back and incapacitated. She said she felt sorry for Jack, and he said there was no happy ending for Jack if she wanted to find her daughter.

Chase said they wanted to give Phoebe the happiest childhood and he wanted to be the best father, and he and Willow hugged. Her phone rang and she stepped away. Nina said she was at GH and told Willow that Jack had a medical emergency. He took something he wasn’t supposed to take and the doctors thought he might have had a stroke. She was sorry, but she forgot to give Drew his weekly dose.

Drew knocked the phone over, but was able to stop it from falling.

Dante said he’d like them to decide how best to protect their son, not Lulu and Nathan, and Lulu agreed. He said she didn’t realize what was going on. She got their son to keep a secret about the worst thing that had ever happened to him and convinced him to lie to his father. He didn’t know how they came back from this.

Charlotte found Rocco on the porch, and he said he was avoiding what was going on inside. His mom and dad were fighting about him.

Ric said Sonny confronted him and had taken the time to ask why he’d lied. It had to count for progress. Sonny said he was counting on Ric to be his brother to the point he didn’t need to question his loyalty. Ric said he wanted that too, and thought they could get there. Sonny was going to call Ethan to let Ava go, but Ric suggested letting her stew. Sonny said he was okay with that and laughed.

Ava told Ethan that her world didn’t revolve around Sonny and she didn’t have to explain herself to his latest flunky. Ethan said he could be an asset, but she said she didn’t need his help and she didn’t appreciate mansplaining, especially when it came from a boy.

Carly said wondered how they’d find Josslyn if Jack didn’t wake up, and Valentin said Cullum was in charge now with no guardrails. It made him more dangerous than he already was.

Elizabeth told Nina that Jack was stabilized and being sent to the ICU. They were also notifying the WSB of his status. She couldn’t give Nina specifics because she wasn’t family, but Nina had done good. He was in good hands.  

Elizabeth saw Lucas, who said they were ready to transport Jack to the ICU. He was waiting for the labs which might give them a clue. Elizabeth wondered, what were the odds that two healthy men had strokes in the same house three months apart?

Chase did pushups, when his phone dinged. He laughed at picture of Phoebe sleeping, and texted Brook that he’d be right back. Someone continued to take photos.

Drew managed to flip the phone over and started to push a button when Willow flew in and knocked it to the floor. She told Drew that it looked like there was no one could be trusted to keep an eye on him except for her.

Tuesday:

Trina went to visit Portia at the cabin, bringing a box from Eckerd’s with all of Portia’s favorites. She wanted to plan Portia’s baby shower.

Curtis told Jordan that before he went to work, he was stopping by Turner’s office to find out what she’d uncovered about Isaiah.

Isaiah went to Turner’s office, and she asked about his movements the night of April 8th, 2026.

Danny met Charlotte at the boathouse, and she said Rocco was grabbing them some drinks at the main house. He’d been acting weird lately. Danny said Rocco had been quieter than usual, and Charlotte thought it had to do with her mom and Dante. Maybe he could talk to Danny. Rocco arrived and said, about what?

Lulu asked Britt to come by and said they needed to get a few things straight about Rocco.

Nathan went to Dante’s office, and Dante asked why the hell Nathan hadn’t told him that his son was the one who shot Cullum.

Jordan said she wanted the other driver found, but hoped the investigation exonerated Isaiah, and Curtis claimed he wanted the same, but felt Isaiah was responsible. He and Portia were getting along and he’d hate to mess that up, but if Isaiah was that kind of creep, he wasn’t letting Isaiah anywhere near his family.

Isaiah told Turner that he’d worked during the day and went to his cabin that night. Portia had been with him. Turner asked if he didn’t drive a black 2025 BMW SUV.

Danny said he needed Charlotte and Rocco’s help. It was about his dad. He’d overheard Sonny talking and Sonny had said it was all on Sidwell. Rocco wondered why he was just hearing about it, and Charlotte said it had been hard to talk to him lately. Danny said they had to get to Spoon Island and look for information to help his dad.

Nathan asked if Lulu had explained everything to Dante, but Dante said he’d had to find out on his own. He’d tested the blood samples on the gun, and one was Jason’s and one was Rocco’s. As his friend and fellow officer, how could Nathan not tell him the truth?

Lulu told Britt that Rocco was at the Quartermaine’s and she knew what happened on the pier. Britt said she, Lulu, Nathan, and Rocco were the only ones who knew the truth and she intended to keep it that way, but Lulu said it wasn’t working. The only reason Rocco was in this position was because of Britt. Britt said she never wanted anything bad to happen, but Lulu said he’d followed her because he was worried. He’d shot a WSB agent in the back to protect her and Jason, but should have stopped with Jason. (Ugh. Lulu.)

Nathan told Dante what happened when he got to the pier. He and Jason had a split second to make a decision and chose to protect Rocco. Dante said, and at no point did Nathan decide to loop him in, and Nathan said he brought Rocco home to his mother. Dante said Rocco had been struggling with this for weeks, and Nathan said so had he. Dante was the Police Commissioner and he didn’t want Dante to choose between arresting and protecting Rocco. Dante should be thanking him.

Charlotte said she could get them in and out of Windymere undetected, and Danny said they could get there using his dad’s speedboat, but Rocco said it was insane. They’d get themselves killed.

Lulu wanted Britt’s word that she’d do everything she could to protect Rocco, and Britt asked what Lulu thought she’d been doing. He’d come to her and confided in her. He was being eaten alive. Lulu said it killed her, and Britt said she’d told him that he had to stay quiet and stay away from Cullum and her, but it wasn’t working. He was a ticking time bomb. Tell her what to do.

Molly went to visit Jordan and gave her an orchid plant. She asked if she could be honest, and Jordan said she wished Molly would. Molly said she regretted the distance between them since she and TJ (🦉) broke up. If there was anything she could do, she wanted to do it.

Portia said the pregnancy had gone by fast. It was hard to believe things had come together so well. Trina said she liked where they all were and wanted to celebrate, but Portia wanted to talk about the secret Trina was keeping from her.

Isaiah said Turner already knew what kind of car he drove, and she said she’d wanted to confirm it. She told him to have a seat and asked if he’d been in an accident recently. He said he knew what this was about and where she was going with it. If she had further questions, talk to his lawyer.

Portia said Trina’s dad had told her about Charlie’s and also how she’d helped book Michael James Scott at The Savoy. She wondered if Trina was devoting more time to music. Trina said, kind of. She was considering her options. Brook had offered her a showcase and Gio had agreed to accompany her. Portia said she was thrilled. It was all she ever wanted for Trina – to have choices and pursue passions she enjoyed. She’d be front row next time Trina sang. Trina wanted to finish the guest list and said she had Aunt Stella, Elizabeth, Ava, Terry, and Felicia on the list. Did Portia want to invite Laura? Portia said, of course (🍷), and Trina said, what about Jordan?

Jordan said any distance between her and Molly was understandable. Molly needed space after the baby’s death and the break-up with TJ (🦉). Molly said it was the worst time of her life, and Jordan said few couples could survive that kind of loss. Molly said Jordan had always been good to her and she’d always looked up to her. She seemed so sure of herself. Jordan said she wasn’t sure she was that person right now.

Turner said all she was doing was eliminating potential suspects involved in the crash. Isaiah could help them and himself by allowing the PCPD to take a paint sample from his car. Paint was pulled off the guardrail near the accident and it would hep them. He wondered if it would help them railroad him and told her to get a warrant. He knew if they had actual evidence, she wouldn’t be asking for his cooperation. If she chose to pursue this, he’d use every legal avenue to protect himself. He left, slamming the door.

Rocco said the idea was wrong and messed up, and Charlotte told him to calm down. Rocco said they needed to stay away from Sidwell, but Charlotte said she and Danny knew how to take care of themselves. Rocco said covering for them was the reason he’d been arrested for breaking into Dalton’s lab and ended up going to juvie and getting beaten up. Danny said his dad needed their help, but Rocco said it wouldn’t help his dad if something happened to Danny. And if they decided to break in without him, he’d turn them in.

Nathan said the WSB wouldn’t give a damn that Rocco was a kid and would treat him the same as they did Jason. Dante said Nathan didn’t need to tell him about the WSB, and Nathan said the only way to save Rocco had been to get him off the pier and shut him up. They hadn’t been thinking about Dante at the time. He’d told Lulu not to tell Dante, but he didn’t make her do it. She chose to. Dante accused Nathan of using his son to pave the way to his grand romance. He didn’t give a damn what Nathan and Lulu did, but Nathan’s involvement with his son was over. Nathan said he and Lulu were done anyway. He was giving her space. She was mad because he’d told her something she didn’t want to hear, that Rocco couldn’t stay in Port Charles. They had to get him out of town.

Britt said they couldn’t expect Rocco to handle this kind of pressure, and Lulu thought she was in cahoots with Nathan, but Britt said they hadn’t talked. Lulu said she wasn’t sending her son anywhere, but Britt said they needed to get him away, at least until things cooled down. Lulu said Britt didn’t get any input, and Britt said she knew Lulu had missed four years with Rocco, but it was about Rocco, not her. Lulu said she’d also missed nine months of pregnancy and the first seven months of Rocco’s life, and Britt said she couldn’t believe even Lulu could be this selfish. Lulu said her son needed to be around his family, and she and Dante would decide what happened next, not Britt.

Nathan said Rocco could slip up at any moment, and Dante said it would have been great if Rocco had had his support. Nathan said it didn’t change the fact Rocco was in danger. Dante was his father and needed to protect him. Dante said Nathan had been a father for five minutes and had no idea what it took. Now that he knew the truth, he’d be the one to guide his son though this.

Britt said Dante knew what was at stake and wasn’t driven by his own needs like Lulu, and Lulu told her, get the hell out. She’d put Rocco’s life in danger and it was on her if something bad happened to him. Britt left.

Rocco said he wasn’t letting them break into Windymere and wasn’t letting Danny drag his sister into this, but Charlotte said she wanted to help. Danny said it wasn’t like his mom could help. She was dead. He couldn’t let his parents fix his problems like Rocco did. He had to find his dad and if Rocco didn’t want to help, stay out of their way.  They didn’t need him. Charlotte suggested they calm down, but Rocco wanted to leave. Charlotte said they’d catch up with him later, and Rocco said screw them both.

Trina said Portia wasn’t obligated to invite anybody she didn’t want, but Portia said it might help put the old animosity behind them. Jordan was living with Curtis and would be part of the baby’s life. Trina said Jordan might not feel like coming, and Portia said, or worse, she might feel like she couldn’t say no, even though she wasn’t in the mood to celebrate.

Turner told Curtis that Isaiah had no alibi, and Curtis asked if he mentioned the damage on his car. She said, no. She’d told him about the paint, but he’d refused to give her a sample. Curtis said she could force him, but she said the judge turned down her request for a warrant.

Molly told Jordan that she thought about Irene all the time. When something that devastating happened, it changed your perception of who you were and how you lived your life. Irene’s death made her reevaluate what she wanted out of life and what she could handle. Jordan said she wasn’t there yet. She hadn’t realized how much of her identity was tied to her appearance. It wasn’t about personal vanity, but she wanted to recognize herself inside and out. Molly said she’d remind Jordan of her value, and Jordan said they were family.

Turner said they didn’t have probable cause, considering how many people drove the same type of car, but Curtis said he’d been a cop and knew what suspicious behavior looked like. Isaiah was acting like someone who was guilty. Why did he refuse to answer her questions or give her a paint sample? Why was he being evasive if he had nothing to hide?

Isaiah dropped by Lulu’s house, and told her about the conversation with Turner. Turner suspected he was involved with Jordan’s accident and questioned him about his whereabouts. He’d been at Lulu’s house at the time of the crash and she and Rocco were his only alibi.

Rocco went to see Britt and said she was the only person he could talk to. He didn’t know why he was acting the way he was. She said he was under a ton of pressure, and he said it was his fault that Danny was going to do something stupid and get himself hurt. He was the reason Danny’s dad was locked up. Britt said it wasn’t his fault, but Rocco said it didn’t matter. He couldn’t tell Danny how bad Cullum was. He couldn’t tell Danny and Charlotte anything. Britt was the only one he could talk to.

Nathan asked if they were done, and Dante said, not quite. Nathan could have talked to him, but instead, lied to him. He never thought Nathan could do something like that. It was like he didn’t know Nathan at all.

Molly left Jordan’s place.

Portia told Trina that they should put Jordan on the list. She wanted them all to come together. Trina said it was a new chapter for all of them, and Portia said they could be the best versions of themselves for the baby, her included. The baby would bring them together.

Turner told Curtis that Isaiah was right. She had no evidence. There was no way to link him to the accident. There was no case. Curtis said she needed probable cause to get evidence and he’d get it himself.  

Isaiah told Lulu that he’d said nothing about her and Rocco, but the police said the other car had scraped the guardrail and he’d scraped his car in the parking garage. It was in the body shop right now. Lulu said the police could find out and think he was involved in the accident, and he said, exactly. He’d told Turner to go through his lawyer. He wasn’t involved, but if they found out he was on 91, Turner would be suspicious. If charges were filed, he’d have to tell the authorities where he was, but he’d do everything he could to protect Rocco. She told him to stay quiet for as long as he could, but if he had to, tell them he was with her and Rocco, just give her a heads up. (Working on a story together might be a good idea. Duh.)

Nathan said Dante was right and he was wrong, but the gun was a problem. Dante should throw it in the incinerator and hope the WSB forgot it existed. If he figured out what Rocco did, Cullum could too. Dante said that would be all, and Nathan left.

Charlotte said Rocco was just taking things out on Danny, and Danny said he could go to Windymere on his own, but she said he’d get caught. They’d do it together.

Britt said Rocco could talk to his mom and he should tell her everything he was going through and feeling. He said his dad found out the truth and they were fighting because of him, and she said they were just worried and wanted to protect him. He said he got that, but Jason didn’t shoot Cullum. He did. If Cullum figured it out, Cullum would come after him and everyone he loved. Everything was spinning out of control and he didn’t know how to stop it. He was freaked out all the time and totally helpless. Britt said he was anything but. He’d followed her to the pier because he was worried about her. He’d saved her and Jason. Helpless people don’t do that. He was in this position because he was a hero. It was unfair for her to push him away and he could come to her anytime about anything, but had to be smart about it. She promised they’d get through this. She hugged him and he cried.

Wednesday:

Isaiah told Portia about being called in by Turner and said she thought he was involved with Jordan’s car accident.

Curtis told Jordan that Turner questioned Isaiah, but he’d stonewalled. She couldn’t get a paint sample and the judge said there was no probable cause to issue a warrant. Isaiah’s refusal convinced Curtis even more that he was guilty.

Jacinda went to see Michael in his office, bringing an inventory report as an excuse.

Willow saw Nina at the hospital, and Nina wondered what would happen if Jack didn’t wake up. Willow said if Nina wasn’t careful, she’d incriminate them.

Britt gave an unconscious Jack a lecture, and said it was up to her now.

Sidwell looked at childhood pictures of Marco, when Lucas walked in. He asked if Sidwell was okay, and Sidwell said showed the photos to Lucas. He said it was all he had left of his son.

Kristina met Ethan at the MetroCourt Gardens, and he said he could use her help. Brook and Chase were also there with Phoebe, and they met with Alexis. Chase told her that they wanted to adopt Phoebe.

Sidwell and Lucas looked at the photos, and Sidwell thanked Lucas. Marco had been reluctant to move to Port Charles, but then discovered Lucas lived there, and he was convinced that was why Marco stayed. Lucas said it made him feel happy, but sorry that Marco moved there for him and was murdered. He should have stayed in Miami.

Ethan said Ric got on his bad side, and Kristina said she wasn’t surprised. Ric couldn’t be trusted. Ethan agreed, but said Ric was important to Sonny. He’d shadowed Ric and thought he caught him, but he was wrong. Now Ric would be gunning for him.

Isaiah told Portia about finding himself being interrogated. Turner wanted know where he was on April 8th and he realized it was the night of Jordan’s car accident. She suspected he was the other driver. Portia said that was ridiculous, and he said Curtis obviously didn’t believe it.

Jordan said the paint sample couldn’t prove anything, and Curtis said Isaiah claimed he was with Portia, but Portia had said he left to tend to a patient in Port Charles. That meant he had to be on Route 91 and might have been on the road when the accident occurred. Jordan said if Isaiah had a reason not to stop, maybe he thought it was too late when he found out he was the other driver, but Curtis said he should have come forward. She agreed and said the longer he waited, the guiltier he looked. She wondered what he was covering up, and Curtis said they couldn’t let him get away with lying. He was going to find more evidence.

Alexis said there was no guarantee Brook and Chase would be approved, but Chase said they had to try. Alexis said once Phoebe became a ward of the state, it would be three months before she was eligible for adoption and she’d be offered to the next most qualified couple. They should go to the New York Department of Families and Child Services and petition them before the three month period was over, but there were more steps to go through before they filed.

Michael’s office phone rang, and he said, send her in. He asked Jacinda to stay, and Elaine walked in. (Where was Mavis???) He introduced her to Jacinda, and Elaine said she already had promising results.

Willow said Nina had no connection to Jack and just happened to be at the house when he had his stroke. That was their story and they were sticking to it. Nina had no reason to sit vigil. Nina said she had to find out what Jack remembered.

Britt told Jack that she’d wanted him to stop Cullum and Sidwell before they got a working prototype, but she didn’t care about that anymore. Her priority was Rocco and she was going to protect him no matter what.

Isaiah said, who better than Curtis to blame him? but Portia didn’t think Curtis would try to blame him arbitrarily. Isaiah said, in Curtis’s mind, there were two things that tied him to the accident.

Sidwell said if Marco had been anyone else’s son, the police would be further along in the investigation, but Lucas said Dante was a good detective and would never do that. He’d find who did this. Isn’t that what Sidwell wanted? Sidwell said, of course (🍷), but the latest theory that Marco knew his assailant haunted him. It was someone Marco knew well enough to let in and get close enough to stab him. Lucas flashed back to telling Britt that the police didn’t find Marco’s phone and realizing Cullum found him by reading his texts to Marco. He must have stolen Marco’s phone… Cullum killed Marco. Sidwell said it was a terrible thing that Marco knew and trusted someone who hurt him so badly.

Alexis said the most important thing was determining that Phoebe didn’t have any relatives who would try to claim her, and Chase said the PCPD had done everything and had no success. Alexis said she had a P.I. she could recommend for them to do their own search, and Chase said if Phoebe had family, she belonged with them.

Ethan told Kristina that he hadn’t had much of a plan when he came to Port Charles, but the longer he was there, the more he wanted to stay. Kristina said her dad would pick him over Ric any day. She noticed Alexis and went over to say hi.

Michael told Jacinda that Elaine was a P.I. he’d hired to find something on Willow and Chase, and Elaine said she and Mavis had followed Willow into the park. (Phew! Mavis lives!) Jacinda wondered who Mavis was, and Elaine said Mavis was her dog. She could be an excellent distraction and was so cute, she could get anyone to drop their guard. Michael showed Jacinda the photo of Willow putting her hand on Chase’s shoulder.

Willow told Nina that even if Jack woke up, he wouldn’t be able to speak or move for 72 hours. Then they could determine how big of a threat he was. Nina said she’d tried to stop Valentin and Jack got in the way, but Willow said the hospital wasn’t the place to discuss it. Nina said when Jack returned to normal, it would be obvious he hadn’t had a stroke and they’d compare Jack to Drew. Willow said she’d take care of it, and Nina said maybe he wouldn’t remember. Willow said, if they were lucky, but she wasn’t betting her future on it.

Curtis said there had to be a way to prove it was Isaiah, but Jordan said it would be hard without a warrant. He said if Isaiah bought paint, there had to be a receipt and he’d present it to Turner and she could prosecute. She said Isaiah was definitely acting like he had something to hide, and Curtis said if Isaiah’s actions delayed getting Jordan to the hospital, he was going to make sure Isaiah answered for that.

Kristina said hi to Alexis and fussed over the baby. Alexis talked with Ethan, and Brook asked if Kristina wanted to hold Phoebe.

While Lucas and Sidwell were talking, Willow walked in. Lucas wondered why she was there, and she said some of her constituents were complaining about the noise from Sidwell’s helipad. She was hoping they could work something out. Lucas left for work, and Sidwell asked why Willow didn’t call first. She asked if he’d heard about Chief Brennan.

Britt saw Cullum come out of a hospital elevator and ducked around a corner. Cullum saw Nina and went over to her. He introduced himself and said he understood she’d been present when Jack collapsed. He was Jack’s superior and would appreciate it if she had any information about his unexpected medical crisis. She said, of course (🍷). She’d be happy to tell him what she could. He asked why Jack was at Congresswoman Cain’s house.  

Kristina held Phoebe and fawned over her. She said it would be hard for them to give Phoebe up, but Brook said they hoped they didn’t have to, They wanted to adopt her. That’s why they were talking to Kristina’s mom. Kristina said if anyone could make it happen, her mom could.

Michael told Elaine that it was a great start, but he needed more than a friendly hug, especially since Willow had more resources now. Elaine said people with money got away with a lot, and Jacinda asked what she was trying to say. Elaine said, nothing, and Michael said she need to get Chase and Willow in a compromising position. Elaine said, it shouldn’t be difficult. If they weren’t sleeping together, they were on the way.

Isaiah told Portia that Curtis must have mentioned him to Turner. Out of the people who owned black BMWs, she chose to question him. Portia said he’d scraped his car in the garage, and he said it was damaged in the same general area and in the shop. It could be interpreted as destroying evidence. Plus, he wasn’t sure he had an alibi. She asked if he told Turner about the house call, and he said, once he realized what she was after, he didn’t volunteer any more information. She said she had to admit it looked suspicious, especially if he refused to cooperate, but he said he wasn’t helping to frame himself for something he didn’t do.

Alexis thanked Brook and Chase for letting Kristina hold Phoebe. Kristina was healing and she thought it helped her.

Ethan asked if Kristina was all right, and she told him about Adela/Irene dying.

Nina told Cullum that she had no idea why Jack was there. He’d been looking for Willow, but she told him that Willow wasn’t home. He was on his way out when he collapsed. It was very shocking. Was he going to be okay? Cullum said Jack was getting the best care possible, and she said he was in good hands. Cullum said Jack had been in excellent health and asked if there were any signs of distress, and Nina saw Lucas approaching. She said he was the man that Cullum should talk to. Dr. Lucas Jones took care of Jack in the ER.

Sidwell said he gave Willow the medication to keep Drew under control. She was supposed to keep it under lock and key. How did Brennan get injected? She said she was about to give Drew a dose when Brennan showed up. It was an accident. He said, it was negligence, and she said now they had to deal with it. He asked how she suggested they do that, and she said they had to let Drew come back.

Isaiah said Curtis wanted to think the worst of him, and Portia said the baby would bring everyone together. Trina was throwing a baby shower and Jordan would be there. Portia invited her. He said he was glad to hear she and Trina were back on track. He hoped Curtis’s suspicions didn’t destroy their progress.

Curtis told Jordan that he was going to make Isaiah face the accident that changed their lives and delayed her recovery. Jordan hadn’t left the house since she came home, and why was she wearing the bandage when she’d gotten medical clearance to take it off? He hoped she wasn’t doing it for him. When he looked at her, he only saw the woman he loved.

Cullum asked for Chief Brennan’s status, but Lucas said HIPPA prevented him from talking to anyone who wasn’t family. Cullum said, Jack had no family. He was Jack’s superior and has his health care proxy. It was a common policy in the WSB. Britt saw them, and Lucas showed Cullum Jack’s paperwork. He said Brennan was stable, but still unconscious, and Cullum suggested they go see him right now. Britt came out and told Lucas that there was an emergency with his patient in 804, and he left with her.

In another hallway, Lucas said he didn’t have a patient in 804, and Britt said she’d lied. She saved him. He looked like he was ready to kill Cullum. Lucas said she’d told him that he’d been the most likely to have killed Marco, and she said he probably did, but even if it was true, he needed to chill around Cullum. He said they should just tell Sidwell. He’d kill Cullum for them.

Cullum went to Jack’s room and tapped on Jack’s forehead with his finger. (I literally lol’d.) He said, Jack always had impeccable timing. He’d been thinking he needed to kill Jack, but Jack neutralized himself without his help. Ironic. This stroke might have saved his life.

Brook asked how long the state would take to decide, but Alexis told her it was hard to say. They’d have to go through a lot of interviews, house inspections, and an extensive background check. The process could get uncomfortable.

Kristina said a jury declared it an accident and she was trying to convince herself they were right, but Ethan said he didn’t blame her for thinking otherwise about Ava. Kristina said she’d had to let go of the hatred and need for revenge. It was hurting her more than anyone else. She was going to regret going to see Ava for the rest of her life.

Brook said they’d do what it took, and Alexis said it was best they stipulate any negative things. Admit them first before they were uncovered. Nobody’s life was pristine. If there was anything they didn’t want exposed, call it off now before they petitioned for adoption.

Jacinda told Michael that Elaine was the reason she didn’t have to get information from Charlotte for Brennan. If Willow was exposed for cheating with the cop who testified and helped get her acquitted… Michael said she’d be embarrassed and step down, and Jacinda said people would question if she shot Drew. She hated that Elaine even thought that he did it, but it would be obvious Willow did it. He said it was only a matter of time before Willow slipped up and everyone saw what she was capable of.

Sidwell told Willow that he failed to see how Drew would help their cause. And now they had Brennan’s status deal with. Willow said he’d told her that locking Drew in was a short term solution. When it wore off, Drew and Jack both having strokes was too big of a coincidence. They needed to ignore Jack and focus on Drew’s recovery. Sidwell said they’d be busy speculating about a congresswoman drugging her husband. Once Drew communicated, she was done. Willow said, not just her. Drew knew Sidwell was involved. He’d have to find a way to keep Drew quiet. She was sure he could figure something out. He told her, get something straight. He gave the orders to her, not the other way around. Don’t forget, if they were exposed, she had the most to lose.

Jordan told Curtis that she couldn’t stand to look at the woman in the mirror. It didn’t feel like her. She knew she was being a coward and it was time to face reality. She went to the mirror and took off the bandage, revealing the cuts on her cheek, and said she wanted the other driver to face what they did to her. (What?)

Isaiah told Portia that he couldn’t prove a negative or prove that he wasn’t the other driver. Either Curtis had to let it go… She said that wasn’t likely. They’d have to pray the police found the real driver.  

Chase told Alexis that all of their mistakes were out in the open and they had nothing to hide.

Kristina said it hit her sometimes, and Ethan said losing a child had to be one of the hardest things to go through. She asked if he wanted to hold Phoebe, but he said babies made him nervous. She was super cute though. Did Kristina think Phoebe would be happy with Brook and Chase?

Lucas told Britt that he was beginning to feel sorry for Sidwell, but then Sidwell wanted to talk about who killed Marco. He wanted to yell that it was Sidwell’s fault. He brought Cullum into Marco’s life and Marco was dead because of him. Britt said, that would be a big mistake, but Lucas said, if Sidwell found out the truth, he would kill Cullum and be put in prison where he belonged. Let them destroy each other. That would be true vengeance for Marco …. Never mind. She still needed Cullum as the source for her medication. She said he was right. None of them could keep living like this. He said as soon as Sidwell found out, everything would explode. They had to be sure, because there was no going back.

Cullum asked how it happened that Brennan was dosed with Drew’s meds, and Sidwell said, Willow had been sloppy. She made a terrible mistake and now they had a mess on their hands. Because when Brennan came out of this, things would be complicated. Cullum said, then he couldn’t come out of it.

Nina told Jack that she was sorry. She didn’t mean for this to happen. Please wake up.

Michael and Jacinda kissed, and she said she needed to get back to work. He asked if Nina had been harassing her, but she said she was a big girl and could handle Nina. Willow barged in, and Michael asked what the hell she was doing there. Willow said she needed a moment with him, and we saw the photo of her and Chase on the desk.

Thursday:

Sonny found Turner at the MetroCourt Gardens and said he was glad he ran into her. She asked how she could help him, and he said she already did.

Boyle went to Laura’s office and said he couldn’t believe Tracy filed an injunction against Sidwell’s helipad. Sidwell was furious. Laura said she was already on it, when Tracy came in and asked what Boyle was doing there. Laura thanked her for coming by.

Brook went to the apartment to see Trina, and Gio was there. Brook asked about the showcase, and Trina said she wanted to do it on one condition.

Carly wondered why Nina was at the hospital, and Nina said she’d been there when Jack had his stroke and was worried about him. Carly wondered why Jack had been at Drew’s, and Nina said he’d been looking for Willow. Carly said she thought it couldn’t be a coincidence that Jack and Drew both had sudden strokes at Drew and Willow’s house. There had to be a common cause.

In Britt’s room, she poured shots and told Lucas, for some reason, the hospital frowned on drinking in their offices. Lucas toasted to privacy and drinking in your friend’s room like in college, but Britt said, except the someone the room belonged to… Lucas said to those they loved who had to miss out on all of this, and they clinked glasses and drank the shot. Britt said there was plenty more where that came from, and Lucas said he was in no hurry to go back to Windymere. Britt’s phone dinged, and she said, speak of the devil – literally. It was Sidwell wanting to know when she was going to the lab. Remind her why she couldn’t tell him that Cullum killed Marco. Lucas said they had to think it through. He should do it. Why would Sidwell believe her?

Dante found Rocco by the boathouse and said he knew Rocco shot Cullum.

Carly told Nina that she thought the house may be toxic. There could be lead paint, black mold, or asbestos. The house could be dangerous. Nina said she and Michael wanted to try and use that to take Willow’s kids away again, but she wouldn’t sit back and let it happen. Neither would Willow. Carly said she was worried about Jack and all Nina could think about was how it affected her, and Nina said Jack had a high stress job and a relationship with Carly. His heart probably couldn’t take it. Carly said they’d broken up, but she still cared. She wanted to figure out why he’d collapsed and was going to push for a blood test for Drew and Jack, and see if there was a link. Nina said she thought Carly’s time would be better spent warning Lulu that Valentin was back in Port Charles.

Laura said Tracy’s injunction had come to her attention, and Tracy said she’d told Boyle that they wouldn’t get away with it. Boyle said it was in the public’s best interest. It would create businesses and was essential for the infrastructure. Tracy said it was essential to Sidwell to avoid traffic, and asked Laura what Boyle was doing there.

Trina said she wanted Gio to accompany her, and Brook said she was thrilled. Trina said she was excited, but nervous, and Brook told her to think of the showcase like an audition. They’d want to see what kind of performer she was. Not just hear her voice, but see her stage presence. Trina said she’d loved singing with Gio at Charlie’s and wanted to give the best performance, but Gio said it occurred to him that he may not be best thing for Trina.

Sonny said he was meeting Kristina, but was early, and asked if Turner minded if he joined her. She said she was also early for meeting someone, so sure. He said she’d suggested he investigate Ric’s motive for lying before he took action, and she asked if Ric had a satisfactory explanation. He said Ric had been buying a present for someone he loved and didn’t want him to know he was asking Ava for help. Ric had been a professional thorn in her side. Why go to bat for him? She said she didn’t do it for Ric. She did it for him.

Rocco said he’d been waiting for Dante to say something since they’d been arguing about him, and Dante said he was Rocco’s father. Rocco could tell him anything. Rocco was his number one priority and he wanted to know Rocco was okay. Rocco asked how he could be. He’d shot a WSB director and everyone was covering it up. It almost killed him.

Britt said Lucas was right. Sidwell would think she was lying. She had a bit of a track record. Maybe she should tell Sidwell that Cullum knew where to find her from reading Marco’s texts. That meant Cullum killed Marco and took his phone. Lucas said they thought that’s what happened, and Britt said neither one of them could tell Sidwell. Then they’d have to tell him why Cullum went after Marco. Lucas said he’d put Marco up to it, and Britt said Sidwell would go after Cullum, then Lucas.

Nina said Valentin was also at Drew and Willow’s, and Carly asked if Willow was helping Valentin, but Nina said he’d shown up to see Brennan. She didn’t know why. Carly asked why she didn’t tell the police, and Nina said she was worried they’d make the same link and think Willow was harboring a fugitive. She didn’t know where Valentin was now. Maybe he was working with the WSB again. Carly asked if he and Jack were friendly with each other, but Nina said all she knew was that they had a huge argument. It was probably what led to Jack’s stroke.

Turner said Sonny was obviously upset. He and Ric were beginning act like true brothers and she didn’t want him to lose that over a misunderstanding, especially with Jason gone. There weren’t many people Sonny could trust and it could be dangerous. Sonny said he thought Turner felt the same way, and she said she did. Much to her continuing surprise, she thought they had a lot in common.

Lucas told Britt that Sidwell thought they were grieving and had no idea how involved he was. He would feel betrayed. Britt said he’d be betraying a man who’d killed countless people, one of them right in front of her, and he wouldn’t hesitate to kill again.

Tracy said she wouldn’t let Sidwell turn Port Charles into his private airport. It devalued the homes and lowered their quality of life standards. Boyle said they just didn’t want helicopters buzzing their yachts, and Laura said it would be busier, but would bring in revenue. Boyle said they were serving the public’s best interest, and Tracy said they were handing Sidwell Port Charles on a silver platter.

Dante said there were extenuating circumstances for the reason why Rocco shot Cullum, and he wanted to hear the facts from him. Rocco said he was worried about Britt. He knew they didn’t like her and were mad at him… Dante said they weren’t mad. They were worried and wanted to help. Rocco said, Britt and Cullum were arguing. They started fighting and Britt fell. Jason showed up and Cullum was about to shoot him, when Jason and Cullum started to fight. Cullum’s gun went flying, but he had this stick thing, a metal baton, and was going to use it to kill Jason and Britt. He didn’t know what else to do, so he picked up the gun, pulled the trigger, and shot someone. There was nothing that could make it better. Dante said he was going to try, and Rocco said Dante should be arresting him.

Gio said knowing he was Brook’s son might hurt Trina’s chances, and he didn’t want them to think Brook was doing a favor for him. Brook said her reputation was on the line too. They knew the quality of singers she’d repped in the past and she’d never suggest Trina if she didn’t believe Trina was ready. She’d heard Trina sing and she had real talent and a potential career. She thought the executives would see that she had confidence in Trina’s talent and had arranged for the very best to play for her, and that was Gio.

Rocco said Dante was the Police Commissioner and he’d shot Cullum, but Dante said it was to save someone else’s life. He’d stopped Cullum from killing Jason. Those were the extenuating circumstances. Under normal conditions, they’d get a lawyer, but it wasn’t normal conditions. The WSB was international law enforcement and it would be Cullum’s word against Rocco’s. Rocco said Britt could back him up, but Dante said the whole thing started because Britt was hiding something.

Britt told Lucas that she didn’t know why she was still working on the project. Sidwell and Cullum would use it for something horrible. She needed Cullum for her medication, but when she saw Jason at the Five Poppies, she believed she was she was justifying it, and deep down thought Jason would get her out before she completed the project. Now Jason was gone and she was still working on it. Lucas said she had no choice. It was the only way for her to get her medication or her symptoms would return. She said she had Huntington’s and maybe she should accept her fate. Walk away before the project was completed. He said the point was for them to get evidence and her leaving wouldn’t accomplish that, but she said, they wouldn’t get the prototype. She thought it was best for everyone if she just disappeared.

Turner said, Ric changed, and Sonny said so had he. There was a time when if someone lied to him, there was no coming back. Zero tolerance, zero forgiveness. Turner said she always made sure to have all the facts, and Sonny said, trust, but verify. She did him favor. She asked if that meant he owed her, when Cullum arrived and said he didn’t expect to find Sonny Corinthos with her.

Carly said she was focused on Jack and needed to talk to him, and Nina said she had no idea when he was going to wake up. Carly said God forbid the police made the same connection she did, and asked Nina why Valentin and Jack were there to begin with. Nina said she had no idea, and Carly said it didn’t make sense… unless Willow was somehow involved. Maybe she was helping Valentin. Nina said that was ridiculous, and Carly said, maybe, but it would be like catnip for the media. If the press, the PCPD, and the WSB found out, it could get uncomfortable for Willow. Nina walked away.

Rocco asked how Britt was at fault, and Dante said the WSB could say she was lying. She’d faked her own death. Rocco said that didn’t change what happened, but Dante said it was on the record that she saw Jason shoot Cullum. Who would believe her if she changed her story? Rocco asked why Dante and Lulu had been arguing, and Dante said sometimes people fought when they were afraid. They were scared Cullum would find out Rocco shot him. Rocco said, could he? and Dante said Rocco left evidence. His blood was on the gun. Luckily, he and Nathan were the only ones who knew about it, and he’d stashed the evidence someplace safe. Rocco asked if that’s why they wanted to send him away, but Dante said they wanted him in Port Charles so they could protect him. Rocco said, what about Cullum? and Dante said Cullum couldn’t know Rocco was near the pier. Rocco couldn’t come forward. It had to be like this never happened.

Cullum said it was unusual for a DA to be friendly with Sonny Corinthos. The WSB was familiar with him. Sonny said he was familiar with Cullum. What did he do to Jason to make Jason allegedly shoot him in the back? Cullum said Sonny could submit an inquiry, and Sonny said, already done. Turner said they were in a public place and she and Sonny ran into each other. She was there because Cullum had asked to meet informally. Cullum said they had business to discuss and it would be better for her career to prioritize a WSB director over a well-known thug, and Turner asked if Sonny minded waiting. She didn’t think Cullum would be there that long. Sonny said, no problem, and Cullum sat down. He said he wanted to speak to her about the forensic evidence of his shooting. The WSB needed to take possession of the evidence gathered by the PCPD immediately.

Lucas said Britt was not walking away. Did she know how long she’d last? She was talking about killing herself. Walking away would mean giving up the life Marco died trying to save. Jason would never give up. He’d be disappointed. Cullum killed Marco because Marco was trying to get his hands on her medication for her, and he wasn’t letting her throw away her life. It would make Marco’s sacrifice be for nothing.

Brook said she thought Trina owed it to herself to try. She could make an honest assessment of her potential and her desire to be on stage.

Tracy said she couldn’t stop Laura from handing the keys to the city, but she wasn’t going to help, and Laura said that wasn’t what was happening. She assured Tracy that everyone wanted Sidwell out of Port Charles. Tracy asked why Laura was giving in then, and Laura said she appeared to be giving in. That would make it easier to get rid of Sidwell later. They wanted the same things. They were just going about it in different ways. She gave Tracy her word that she was working on behalf of the best interests of the city and asking Tracy to please trust her. Don’t push through the injunction. She could file it again later. Tracy said she thought it was one of those times Luke would tell her to trust Laura, so she would – for now – and she left.

Lucas said Britt was a fighter, so fight. She owed it to Marco and he needed her. She flashed back to Rocco saying she was the only one he could talk to who understood, and said Lucas was right. She had to stay. She was needed there.

Dante said, keeping a secret was terrible burden and he was sorry Rocco had to do that. He knew for a fact that not being able to say anything made him feel like he’d done something worse, but what Rocco did that night saved lives. Jason and Britt would be dead if hadn’t done what he did. Shooting someone, even when you felt you had to, left you with a terrible feeling. Rocco said it was different for Dante because he was a cop, but Dante said he knew what Rocco was feeling. If he wanted to talk, he was there for Rocco anytime.

Turner said she could see why Cullum wanted to meet informally. The PCPD was in charge of the evidence, not the DA’s office. She hoped he had the proper paperwork, including a court order. Cullum asked why she was impeding the investigation, and she said she wasn’t, until the WSB superseded the PCPD’s authority and unilaterally decided Jason was guilty. He said it was the WSB’s prerogative, and she said she was aware, but that didn’t make it right. Perhaps it was time for a big public fight about how the WSB violated US law. It could be the high profile case she’d been dreaming of. (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

Nina followed Carly and said she’d remembered what Valentin and Brennan were arguing about – Josslyn. Valentin seemed to think Brennan knew where to find Josslyn. Why would he care about that and why would Brennan know about it? Carly said she had no idea, and Nina said, perhaps Cullum did. He was there asking questions about Brennan. Maybe she should make sure he knew what happened between Valentin and Brennan.

Trina said she and Gio had already rehearsed a couple of songs, and Brook said, lay it on her (because everyone in Port Charles loves a 60s phrase). Gio began to play.  

Britt said who would believe Lucas, of all people, begging her not to leave town, and he said he wasn’t begging. He was making a point forcefully, but the irony wasn’t lost on him. She said they were drowning their sorrows, and he said they were stuck in this mess until they got out. They’d keep doing what they were doing and nobody would suspect. She said she should get back to the lab (it’s always good to work on a dangerous prototype while drunk), and he said he should get back to Windymere and look for evidence against Sidwell (another great choice!). Britt said, one more? and he said it was as if she was in his head… and he didn’t like it. They clinked glasses. (What I’m liking is this pairing. Who’d have thought?)

Boyle told Laura, very few could get Tracy Quartermaine to withdraw an injunction. They dodged a bullet. Laura said, for now. A lot of what Tracy said got to her. She would never have backed Sidwell if he wasn’t blackmailing her. Boyle asked if she was lying when she told Tracy that she wanted to get rid of Sidwell, and she said, God no. All that mattered was that they all wanted him to leave Port Charles and she was working toward making that happen. But Tracy was right. She couldn’t placate him indefinitely. They had to go on the offensive. Find out what he cared about and push him somehow and get him to make a mistake.

Carly told Nina to forget she mentioned Valentin. She didn’t think Nina wanted people wondering if Willow was harboring and conspiring with a fugitive. Nina said that was so kind of her, and Carly said she thought they should both stay out of WSB business. She’d met Cullum and he gave her the creeps. He was cold, ruthless, and frightening. She was going to steer clear of him, and Nina should do the same. She said she hoped Jack made a speedy recovery for all concerned, and left.

Turner told Cullum that she’d be happy to make their judicial fight public. Shine the light on the WSB’s extrajudicial operations. Cullum said he’d consult with their attorney and get back to her. He was surprised the court of public opinion didn’t have her under scrutiny for associating with criminals. He left, and Sonny said the way Turner handled him was a thing of beauty. He wished he could show her how much he’d enjoyed watching her put that bastard in his place. She said there was someplace they could meet that wasn’t so public, and he said, send him a text when she was free, and he left.

Rocco told Dante that he couldn’t come forward. If the truth was found out, it would be known that Dante covered for him. Dante said the truth wasn’t going to be found out. He’d handle it. He hugged Rocco, when his phone rang. Rocco stepped away, and Turner asked Dante if it was a bad time. Dante said he was in the middle of something, but she said it couldn’t wait. Cullum was looking for the evidence from his shooting. She stonewalled him, but he wasn’t going to give up. They had to make sure the WSB didn’t get their hands on it.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

In the solarium, Chase tells Brook that Alexis has a meeting, but can stop by on her way home, and Brook says, he doesn’t think that two meetings in one day is too much, does he? He says, not at all. It shows they’re serious about adopting Phoebe before the window closes and she becomes a ward of the state.

Alexis sees Ric at the MetroCourt alongside a bottle of champagne, and she says, he does remember that she doesn’t drink. He says, oh please. That champagne isn’t for her, and she says, oh, shoot. She thought for a second he was trying to woo her back. He says, fat chance, and she says, that hurt. It’s okay though. She’ll soldier on. He says he figured, and she says she takes it that Elizabeth is the lucky victim. He says, she’s meeting him here, but she’s just a little delayed, so please, have a seat. Alexis makes a face and he says, come on. She knows their time together wasn’t all bad. One good thing came out of it. That’s the reason why he called her here. She sits down.

In his office, Dante calls Daniels and says he needs every digital report from the entire case file on his desk ASAP… Thanks. There’s a knock at the door, and Elizabeth comes in. He says she looks really nice, and she thanks him. She says she has a date with Ric, but she wanted to come by and see how he was doing first. Did he talk to Rocco? He says, yeah, he did. It didn’t go very well. He doesn’t know that he’s ever been this scared for his son.

At the MetroCourt Gardens, Portia said, this is such a beautiful night, and Isaiah says, made all the more beautiful by his company. She says she’s so glad they’re doing this, because when the baby comes, romantic evenings alone are going to be rare, and he says, all the more reason to savor every second of their evening. And just imagine, as happy as they are right now, this baby is going to make their lives even better.

Curtis tells Jordan that he’s headed out. How does he look? She says, he looks great. Who’s his dinner with again? He says, it’s their marketing team in Tokyo. Apparently, the competition, their market shares have been slightly falling, so he wants Aurora to step in and fill the gaps where they’re weak. She says, sounds… uh… exciting. Good luck. He says he can push it to tomorrow, but she says, don’t you dare.

Carly comes in and Valentin startles her. She says, oh God, and he asks if she saw Jack. She says, yeah, she saw him, and he says, okay. Then he didn’t die. She says, no, he didn’t die. He’s alive and he had a stroke. He says, that’s unfortunate. He’s glad Nina stabbed Jack with that syringe and not him. What was in that thing? She says she doesn’t know, but the fact is, he can’t speak. And if he can’t speak, he can’t tell them where he sent Josslyn. So they’re going to have to come up with another way to find her daughter.

Carrying a plastic bag of stuff, Nathan goes into the room where Josslyn is being kept. She asks, what is this? pointing to the bag, and he says, things he thought she could use. Aspirin, ice pack, some snacks. She says, if he wants to help her, bring her something that stimulates her mind. Like a chess set or a deck of cards, a book, a puzzle, anything. He says he’s not taking requests and this isn’t a hotel. Just a few things he thought might make her more comfortable. She says, oh, comfortable. He’s holding her hostage. She’s a prisoner here. He says, yeah. And she’s welcome.

Jordan says, this is her process and she needs to find her way through it herself, and Curtis says he doesn’t want to take that from her. Please know that. She says she does, and there are a lot of things she needs from him right now. His love, his support, his arms around her in bed every night. And when she needs those things, she’ll tell him. But what she doesn’t need, or want, is for him to stop living his life because of her. He says he hears her. And more than anything, having closure will speed up the healing process, and making sure the person who did this pays for his crimes. And they both know that’s Isaiah. She says, and they both know from their years in the field that sometimes the evidence just isn’t there. Sometimes people just get away with it. He says, well, not this time. He’ll make sure of it.

Portia says, the baby is already making things better. She told Isaiah that Trina came by the cabin to help her plan the baby shower. It was so lovely. It was just like old times. Not too recently, she couldn’t have imagined that happening. The baby is bringing them together. He says, it does seem very different since this baby’s come along. He just hopes his or her magic can work on Curtis too. The man is convinced he’s responsible for their accident, but he’s not. She says she knows. Curtis is upset right now. He needs someone to blame. He’ll see the truth eventually. He says, for everyone’s sake, he hopes so. Because he has no issues with the guy. If it wasn’t for his suspicions, they’d be getting along just fine.

Carly tells Valentin that Nina seemed really tense and jumpy when she saw her at the hospital. She kept what she knew about Jack and the syringe to herself, but she did hint to it. He asks, why? and she says, because she wanted to rattle Nina. She enjoys seeing her squirm. Look, she just brought up the fact that it was a very strange coincidence that both Jack and Drew had strokes in the same house. He asks what Nina said, and Carly says, she got really defensive. Nina snapped back at her. She said that he and Jack were talking about Josslyn when everything happened. Nina also told her that Cullum also showed up asking questions. That’s when she backed off. He says, good. They don’t need him learning anything about Josslyn, not from Nina or from anyone else. If he finds out Josslyn is WSB… The doorbell rings, and Valentin dashes behind a door. Carly looks out and says, oh my God, it’s Cullum.

Elizabeth asks if Rocco is in any danger, and Dante says, well, physically, no, because Jason took the fall for the shooting, but emotionally he’s a mess. She says, he’s a good soul. She’s sure he’s really hurting. He says, yes. It’s hard to see him like that. He told Rocco that he knew what happened because he wanted Rocco to know that he loved him and not to worry because he was going to protect him. She asks if it helped, but he says he doesn’t know. Honestly, Rocco seemed concerned with hearing him and Lulu fight, and he brought up Britt a lot, so he doesn’t know what Rocco heard. It just kind of seemed like he was pulling away. They butted heads a lot in the last few months. His reaction to Rocco’s alcohol poisoning ,and then breaking into that professor’s lab, and then anything to do with Gio. She says, you guys have really been through it, and he says he did some real damage there. His son doesn’t think he can help. He’s got the help of Nathan.

Josslyn asks if Nathan is crazy. He expects her to be grateful to him for locking her up in here? He says, considering what his associates would have done, yeah, and she says, forgive her if she doesn’t believe he’s just some nice guy caught in a bad situation, trying to do the right thing. Look at this room. It is clearly made to hold someone hostage. He says he didn’t have anything to do with the creation of this room. Besides, it’s his father who’s known for elaborate plots and kidnapping people, not him. She says, give her a break. He comes to Port Charles and successfully passes himself off as Nathan. That’s a pretty elaborate plot.

Carly tells Valentin, go to the attic, and he tells her, be careful, and runs upstairs. She opens the door and says, Director Cullum. She doesn’t know why he’s here, but she has no desire to talk to him. He says, not even if it could benefit her friend Jason Morgan?

Dante tells Elizabeth that he knows he should be putting all his energy into helping Rocco and not being angry at Lulu and Nathan for keeping this from him, but he can’t seem to let that go. She says, well, that’s a hard one to get over. And keeping him in the dark, that’s only going to put more distance between him and Rocco. He says he doesn’t want to make this about him. How does he get through to Rocco? She says she wishes she could give him the perfect answer that would just fix everything, but as a mom of three boys, she knows better. There’s not going to be just one conversation that will solve everything. Also, trying to convince Rocco that Britt is a terrible person is not his priority. Letting Rocco know that he’s a safe place for him is. He says he’s not sure how to do that. He’s lost right now. His whole life has been changed from the actions of a few seconds. And when he looks at Rocco, he feels like Rocco’s lost his innocence. Like he’s on this other path. He feels like the little kid, his sweet, goofy little kid that he knew, is gone now. She says, well, maybe Rocco has changed from what happened, but trauma doesn’t have to destroy a person’s spirit or their life. It didn’t destroy hers.

Alexis says, Ric could have just told her that he wanted her help planning Molly’s book release party rather than summoning her here under mysterious circumstances. Ric says, yeah, he knows, but it’s so much more fun to keep her on edge, and she says, yeah. It’s a real mirthfest. So Sonny is Molly’s uncle. He’s also a big fan of her writing, so very good chance he’s going to be at the party. She needs to know right now if Ric is going to have an issue with that. He says he takes it his brother’s been talking to her, and she tells him, he may have said a little something about Ric lying to him. He says, and he’s sure she did everything to deepen Sonny’s suspicion of him, and she says she just told him what she thought. He says, which is? and she says, which is that he’s worked way too hard to get Sonny’s trust for it to be an act and that he isn’t going to just turn around and blow it all. It really is fun to keep someone on edge.

Brook tells Chase that Phoebe is already so important to them. She’s worried that if they can’t adopt her now and she becomes a ward of the state, it’ll just get more complicated with red tape, not to mention the long line of prospective parents in front of them who also want to adopt her. Chase says, okay. So first they have to rule out Phoebe having any other relatives out there. And he’s starting to think if there were, they would have been found already. And then they just have to focus their attention on being the best possible candidates for the job. She says, they do have a lot going for them. A stable home and financial situation. He says, plus, they have Willow’s support and they’ve got nothing to hide. She says, but what if they run out of time? and he says, that’s why they’re not waiting. They’re going to start their search into Delilah’s past tonight.

Isaiah says he’s sorry he couldn’t take any time away from GH for a babymoon, but Derek’s surgery is coming up… Portia says, stop. Tonight’s perfect. Did he really think she wouldn’t understand? He says he knew she would appreciate better than anyone what it’s like to be invested in a patient, but this surgery’s different. It’s special somehow. Derek’s a sweet, nice kid with the kindest heart and life dealt him a bad hand. Derek reminds him a lot of the kids he saw during his service work in Africa. She says she can see that, and he says, but this surgery is extremely complicated. But everything he’s learned throughout the years, the skills he’s acquired and practiced, the techniques he’s built, they’ve all prepared him for this. In a way, it feels like Derek’s surgery is like the culmination of his entire career. She says, he’s going to change this young man’s life, and he takes her hand. He thanks her for saying that and promises he’ll make it up to her. She says he has nothing to make up for. He’s taken such good care of her throughout her entire pregnancy. He stood by her through everything with Curtis and her family. And he didn’t walk away when he certainly had every option. For all those reasons and probably a lot more, they’re all why she loves him. He says he loves her too, and they kiss.

On the phone, Curtis says, okay, that’s unacceptable. there’s got to be dozens, if not hundreds, of places he could have gone. Look, he’s going to need them to call each and every one of those places and get back to him when they find something… Okay, thank you. Jordan asks, what’s going on? and he says he’s having his assistant making calls to see if a car like Isaiah’s had work done recently. She says, sounds like none did, and he says, not yet. The police have come up empty as well, but he knows Isaiah did it. He’s too smart. He’s too arrogant. He’s too damn sure that he got away clean. She says, Curtis… and he says he wants Isaiah indicted before his child is born, okay? He doesn’t want him anywhere in his child’s life or Trina’s. Whatever it takes, he’s going to prove Isaiah did it or get him to admit he did. She says, what if he can’t? and he says, then he’ll just have to find another form of justice. It may not come through the system, but it’ll come.

Dante tells Elizabeth that he’s sorry. He wasn’t thinking. He didn’t mean to bring up painful memories for her. She says, no, not at all. She’s used her trauma throughout her career to help her patients and this is no different. He says, still, it can’t be easy to talk about, but she says, it’s fine. She and Rocco were almost the same age. Trauma in a young person can rewire the brain. It alters the way you see the world at the exact same time that you’re trying to figure out how you fit into it. And just like Rocco, it made her withdraw, and she completely closed off. He asks if she’d mind him asking what brought her back, and she says, some people who showed up for her despite her wanting to self-isolate. Lucky and Bobbie and her gram and Gail. They just made her feel really safe and they taught her how to trust again. And they told her that one day she would see the good in the world again. He says he’s glad she had that happen for her. He hopes that happens for Rocco. She says, it will. Because just like she did, he has a great support system. There is one big difference between them though. He says, what’s that? and she says her parents weren’t there for her. Rocco’s are. He and Lulu show up for him every single day in many ways. And regardless of how Dante is feeling right now, under the circumstances, he’s doing an amazing job.

Nathan comes back and says, you know the drill, and Josslyn backs up. He says he got her something, and holds up a deck of cards. She says, cards? and he says, per her request. She asks if he’s ever played gin rummy, and he says, yeah, but he’s surprised she has. She says her dad taught her, and he says, all right then. He pulls up a chair and tells her, what she said earlier about him being like his father, it’s not true. She says, no? and he says, no. While he did set out to fool everyone and he has, the person he ended up deceiving the most was himself. She says, how so? and he says, when he took over Nathan’s life, he got to know all the people he was closest to, really know them. James and their mother, Nina, Dante. And there are times he forgets that he’s playing a part, and he starts to think that maybe he’s the one that they really care about. (Aww. This makes me want to cry. I’ve always loved a good antihero.)

Carly says she’s listening, and Cullum says, allow him to be candid. He knows Jason Morgan didn’t shoot him. Valentin listens in, and Carly says, if he knows that Jason didn’t shoot him, then why the hell is he sitting in prison? Cullum walks in and says, that’s a fair question. And the answer is, Morgan as much as confessed, and he didn’t contradict Britt Westbourne’s account of that night. But he knows it couldn’t have been him. She says, how’s that? and he says, because he and Jason were facing each other when he was shot from behind. She says, great. Then Jason’s innocent. He can let him go. Cullum says he’s afraid he can’t do that. Morgan’s done nothing to exonerate himself. He won’t answer even a single question. And that’s what brings him here today. She says she didn’t shoot him, if that’s what he’s implying, and he says, the WSB has an extensive file on Jason Morgan. They know how close the two of them are. He’s only here for some insight. She says she doesn’t know anything. She didn’t get a chance to talk to Jason before the WSB took him away. He says he can only assume that Jason assumed responsibility because Jason knows who shot him, and he didn’t want that person to have to suffer the consequences. She must have an idea of who Morgan would be willing to go to prison to protect. He looks at the family photos on the bookcase, and she says, no one wants Jason out of prison and home more than she does. She has no idea who shot him or why Jason is covering for them, but if she can think of anything, she’ll let him know. He says he’d appreciate that, and she says she’ll walk him out. At the door, he thanks her for her time, and she says, yeah, closing the door quickly. She sees Valentin has a gun in his hand, and she says, his gun? He says, it pays to be prepared, and she asks if he would have killed Cullum. He says, if Cullum tried to hurt her.

Josslyn and Nathan play gin rummy, and Josslyn says, the list of people he’s become attached to, it didn’t include Lulu? He says, nothing’s changed on his end, but she ended things, so he guesses it doesn’t really matter anymore, does it? She says, he honestly thinks he has real feelings for her? and he says, oh, he knows he does. But being with Lulu was just another one of the perks of Nathan’s life, if you can call it that. She says, and he needed to be Nathan and have his life to fall in love? He says he’s never had anybody look at him the way people look at Nathan. People adored him. He came into this thinking Nathan’s life was just going to be a means to an end, but every day he sees how much people loved him. Nathan was his brother, but through this he’s gotten to know him in a way that he never would have otherwise. He didn’t expect that. He’s grateful for it. She says she didn’t know Nathan well, but based on everything she’s heard about him, he was special. But if he feels the way he does and he feels guilty for everything he’s doing and feels like he’s returning all this love that’s being given him, isn’t it possible that he could be special too? He says, how special could he be? He still works for his father’s partners. She says, yeah. Why is that? He says, because it’s the only way to keep his sister alive.

Daniels says, this is everything they have on the pier shooting, and Dante thanks him, taking the evidence. Daniels leaves, and Dante says, destroying evidence. That’s something he never thought he would do. Something he accused Chase of doing during Willow’s trial. Elizabeth says, sometimes you have to break the rules to protect someone you love. Rocco was trying to save a life and now he needs them to save his. And that’s why she made sure there was no record of his hospital visit, and that’s why she gave him Cullum’s blood sample. He thanks her and says he knows, without her, he’d be clueless and running around in the dark, but she says, no. He would have figured it out. She was just doing what she thought was right. Rocco’s going to be okay. And even if he doesn’t appreciate it right now, one day he will. Dante needs to believe that. And if he forgets, she’ll be here to remind him. He thanks her again for everything and says, she’s got a date she’s got to get to, so have fun. She thanks him and leaves.

Isaiah tells Portia that he can’t believe he almost didn’t order dessert. This is amazing. He feeds Portia a forkful, and she says he can thank the pregnant lady, who ordered two – cheesecake and chocolate cake. As a matter of fact, she’ll do another bite… Oh wait. That was a giant kick. She puts his hand on her bump and they laugh. He says, how amazing is that? Wow. She says, it’s truly magical, when Curtis walks in. He says, take your hands off of my child, and storms over to the table. Portia says, Curtis, don’t do this, but Curtis says, no. He’s protecting what’s his. Isaiah says, from him? He’s done nothing wrong. Curtis says, really? All he’s got to do is prove it then. Give ADA Turner his alibi for the time of the accident. Isaiah says he was at a house call with a private patient. He’s not going to violate their privacy. Curtis says, okay. Then let Turner or the police get a paint sample from his car. If he really has nothing to hide, why wouldn’t he be as open as possible? Isaiah says, handing over his car for a paint sample isn’t going to help the situation, and Curtis says, why wouldn’t it? Isaiah says he had work done recently, and Curtis asks, what was wrong with it? Isaiah says he had an accident.

Curtis says, Isaiah left him and Jordan on the side of the road for dead, and Isaiah says, does Curtis really think that little of him? Curtis says, yes, and Isaiah says, that he would do something like that, then lie about it? Why would he do that? Curtis says, the answer is sitting right next to him.

Jordan’s doorbell rings and she opens the door to Turner. Turner says she’s sorry to drop by unannounced, but she brought Jordan something. Jordan says, a yoga mat, and Turner says, mm-hmm. Jordan says, Turner knows she has one, right? and Turner says she does, but she thought a brand new one might lure her back to class. It’s so boring without her. Who is she supposed to roll her eyes at when the instructor makes everyone go, mmmm? It’s so dumb. Jordan says, as if out-of-key humming was going to align anything, right? And she misses her normal routine, but she just can’t seem to walk out that door. Turner says, that makes sense. She’s been through a lot. What would it take to get her back in that room though? Jordan says she’s not sure. She just knows she’s not ready yet. Turner says, that’s fine. Just know that when Jordan is ready, she’ll be here.

Elizabeth meets Ric and says she’s not late, is she? He says, oh, no, no, no, no. Please don’t worry. It’s worth the wait. She looks absolutely stunning. He pulls out her chair, and she thanks him. She says, he cleans up pretty well himself, and he thanks her. She says she would have been here sooner, but she stopped to check on a friend, and he asks if everything is all right. She says she thinks it will be, and he says, oh, good. He took the liberty of ordering some champagne. She says she sees that. It’s very fancy. He says, yes, and he got her something. He gives her a box, and she says, what did he do? He says, open it, and she does. She sees the art piece he got for her.

Josslyn says, so when the project is finished and Britt’s cold fusion prototype is a success, Nathan thinks Sidwell and Cullum are just going to thank them for their services and let them go? He and Britt are dead. He says, well, thank you for stating the obvious, and she tells him that she’s just saying, if he thought that far ahead, what is he going to do? He says if she thinks he wanted any of this, he didn’t. He inherited this because he’s his father’s son. So yeah, when the prototype is online, then he and Britt are going to have to disappear. They don’t have any other options. She says, yeah, and all of the people that he’s bonded with? All of the people he claims to love, they’re going to have to lose Nathan all over again. Does he have any idea how much that will hurt them? James most of all. He says, she thinks he doesn’t know that? That it doesn’t keep him up at night? That kid didn’t even know his father until he showed up. How can he disappear on him? Or worse, say he finds out the truth, that his father’s been dead this whole time and the guy that he’s been calling dad turns out to be his uncle who’s been lying to him the entire time. Either way, it’s going to break James’s heart, and he can’t bear the thought of that. She says, he’s in a really bad spot, but he has options, and he says, like what? She says, like let her out of here. She will walk him into Brennan’s office herself. They can tell him everything. They can expose Sidwell and Cullum, and they can cut him a deal. She has her issues with Brennan, but on this she trusts him. He says, that’s not an option for either of them.

Carly says she’s guessing Valentin heard all that, and he asks, who is Jason covering for? but she says, it doesn’t matter. If Jason wants to the world to believe he shot Cullum, that’s exactly what she’s going to make the world believe. He says, Cullum came here because he’s following up after the shooting. He’s cleaning up loose ends. That’s what he does. He’s smart. He’s surprised Cullum hasn’t made the connection between Josslyn and the WSB. Listen, news flash. He doesn’t like Jack Brennan. He knows she wants her daughter back, but he thinks she might be safer where Jack has stashed her.

Alexis arrives at the Quartermaines’ and says she assumes the urgency is because Chase and Brook thought of something from their past that might affect the adoption, but Chase says, no. Nothing like that. They asked her here today because they’re going to do what she suggested and have the P.I. try to find Phoebe’s family. The PCPD and the NYPD both did thorough searches, and this is all they came up with. He gives her some paperwork and says, that’s a copy of the list of 12 art galleries that were found in Delilah’s luggage, plus a photo of the tattoo on her wrist. Alexis says, got it, and Brook says, they know it’s not a lot to go on, but does she think it’s enough for her P.I. to help find Delilah’s family? Alexis says she doesn’t know, but it’s a start. She’s also not surprised there isn’t a lot to go on because the art world can be somewhat secretive and insular. They don’t aspire to being transparent. That being said, she thinks she may know of someone to call about this.

Elizabeth asks how Ric even found something so rare. This is worth a small fortune. He says he knows people, and she says she can’t stop staring at it. It’s beyond generous. She doesn’t know how to thank him. He says, the look on her face is enough for him. He’s just so grateful that he has another chance with her. He just wants to prove it to her every day. She gets up and they hug. She thanks him, and they kiss.

Cullum walks into Dante’s office, and Dante says, Director Cullum, come on in. Cullum says he needs Dante to give him every piece of evidence the PCPD has collected on the night he was shot, and Dante says he’s sorry, but they don’t have that. Cullum says he was told the forensics team was on the pier that night. He knows there was physical evidence and that it was collected. Dante says, it was, but it’s not here right now. It’s probably just misfiled somewhere. Cullum says he sees ADA Turner has tipped Dante off, but Dante says he can assure Cullum that’s not the case. They have the evidence. It’s just been filed in the warehouse and the warehouse is a mess right now. It looks like Raiders of the Lost Ark down there. They’ll find it. It’s just going to take some time. Cullum asks if Dante expects him to believe that, and Dante says he doesn’t care what Cullum believes. The truth is, there’s no evidence here.

Carly says, Valentin can’t believe that, but he says, it’s safer for Josslyn to be gone right now. Cullum has had encounters with her. She asks if he’s saying she’s just supposed to accept that her daughter’s out there somewhere, and he says, she has to accept that Josslyn is safer wherever Jack has reassigned her. She says, they don’t even know if that’s what happened, and he says, it’s the most likely scenario. Look, if she wants to help her daughter, she needs to help her stay gone. And that means coming up with a likely story why she’s missing.

Josslyn says, Brennan’s in a coma? Is he going to be okay? Nathan says, he’s in the hospital right now. That’s all he knows. She says, okay, then we go to Dante, but he says, no. She says, Dante loves him. He views him as a partner and a friend. That’s real. He said that himself. Nathan tells her, what he said… She says, it’s the truth. He knows it. So let’s work together. Let’s bring down Cullum. Let’s expose Sidwell. If they do that, maybe he doesn’t have to disappear. Maybe he can keep all of the things about Nathan’s life that he’s fallen in love with. All of the people that love Nathan – Obrecht, Nina, James, Dante. If he plays this right, then when the dust settles, they will see him. They won’t see Nathan. For the first time, they’ll see him.

Jordan says, Turner could have filled her in on Isaiah, and Turner says, there isn’t sufficient evidence for a warrant. No case to be made at the moment. She’s so sorry. Jordan has no idea how she wishes things were different. Jordan says, well, she was a cop. If there’s no case, there’s no case. She can accept that, but Curtis, she’s not so sure he can. Turner asks what that means, and Jordan says, Curtis isn’t letting this go. He is determined to get justice for her and she’s afraid of what he might do to get it.

Curtis says, yeah, he knew it was Isaiah. He knew Isaiah was the driver of the other car. He asks how Portia could be with somebody who could do this to him and Jordan, and she says she wouldn’t. He’s hurting right now, and what happened to him was terrible, but Isaiah didn’t do it. And they don’t have to sit here and listen to him attack Isaiah like that either. She and Isaiah start to leave, and Curtis says, oh, right. He supposes Isaiah is going to take the coward route again and leave like he did that night. Isaiah yells, back off! and Curtis says he’ll back off when Isaiah takes accountability for what he did to Jordan. Isaiah says, don’t push him. He’s sick of this. They both know what this is really about. Curtis doesn’t want him in this child’s life, so he keeps throwing around this baseless accusation, hoping that it will break them up. But he’s not going anywhere. He’s going to be a better father to this child than Curtis could ever be. He and Curtis begin to tussle.

On Monday, Laura tells Dante and Mac that she’s afraid Anna is in greater trouble than they thought; Emma tells Felicia that she thinks something is really wrong with her; Ava asks, since when Nina is so close with Brennan; and Nathan tells Josslyn that he’s not going anywhere, but Josslyn says, we’ll see.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Loving these two together!

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-kelly-thiebaud-talks-britt-and-lucas-real-life-friendship-with-van-hansis

A new detective is coming to town.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-jonathan-bennett-talks-daytime-return-ahead-of-may-18-debut-as-joe-fitzpatrick

I got the vibe he was protecting Delilah for some other reason, but you never know. The art thing sounds like they might have been doing cons together.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-is-ethan-lovett-phoebes-father-nathan-dean-teases-whats-ahead

Might as well be. Clearly, she and Nathan aren’t going to work out.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-alexa-havins-says-dante-and-lulu-are-endgame

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

After the shrimp debacle, Daisy said Ellie was gaslighting left, right, and f***ing center, and Ellie tattled to Ben who was skeptical about her version. João said he didn’t go to galley anymore because of Ellie, and Ben told Daisy that Ellie said she’d attacked her, but they were good. Captain Jason told Daisy that a new stew was coming who knew stuff. She was also a ride or die of Ellie’s and had clashed with her last chief stew and had quit Below Deck (OG). Barbie came on board, and Daisy texted Fraser, who said he didn’t like her – she was stubborn – but she was a hard worker. They showed a clip from her stint on Below Deck, but for the life of me, I can’t remember her. The guests went on a fishing expedition and caught a tuna for dinner. The dinner theme was Around the World, and the décor was very pretty, lots of blues and greens, and of course, flags and maps. I decided one of the most annoying things about Ellie is how she overcompensates, she’s a little too cheerful and peppy, and it’s not believable. In Barbie’s interview, she said she’d respect Jenna as a superior, but make out with Eddy to piss her off. The tip was $22K or $1692 each, and no one got the helmet. Ben friend zoned Jenna, but it wasn’t clear where Daisy and João were. Betul was thrilled about getting to dock the boat.

Real Housewives Of Rhode Island

Still at the castle or mansion or whatever, a water slide was brought out and a boat ride was arranged. The chauffeur told Alecia and Jo-Ellen that he’d spent his college years living on the third floor of the castle, where a nun had allegedly hung herself. He claimed they’d heard footsteps, and the women said, same. Alrighty then. We found out that Jo-Ellen’s mom had sent her to pseudo boarding schools the second she’d matured (i.e. got boobies). The places she got placed in sounded horrific and explained a lot about her personality. She said she’d almost become a ward of the state, but her mom brought her back home. Wanting to find proof of Ryan cheating for Rulla, Jo-Ellen spoke to a friend who was also friends with Ryan’s mistress. She sent Jo-Ellen a video and the women, minus Rulla, watched it. Liz thought it was crucial that Rulla know, and it looked like Alecia was going to be recruited for the task.

Summer House

Kyle went ballistic, yelling, throwing things, and f*** you-ing. He and Carl came close to getting in a fistfight, which I would pay to see, but the other dudes stepped in before it happened. Carl said Kyle didn’t even have his own music yet, but he wanted to bank on a DJ career. Yeah, he’s no Paris Hilton or even Meredith Marks (how that happened, I’ll never know). The best Kyle could come up with was that everyone could s*ck his f***ing d*ck, and his tantrum culminated in him crying and apologizing to Carl. Amanda got a half-hearted sorry for him swearing at her, which he then immediately justified. Lindsay tried to talk to Kyle, and in Bailey’s interview, she said she was still interested in Carl.

The Valley

Kristen continued to be uncomfortable and Luke continued to be an a-hole. In Kristen’s interview, she said postpartum was worse than pregnancy and Luke would never understand. (Truth!) Jesse wanted Janet and Jason to talk with him and Lacy, and Lacy whined that Janet had told the world she’d threatened to sue her. Janet said Lacy had sent Michelle a legal letter and had implied others would be getting them, and Lacy said Michelle was still making excuses and not apologizing. Here’s a thought. Don’t send legal letters and no one will tell the world about it, as is their right. Michelle finally apologized, but when Jesse wasn’t happy with it, she walked out. We also found out that Lacy had auditioned for Housewives multiple times < snort>. Zack talked to Luke about being supportive, and Luke and Kristen talked it out. The group went to a safari park where they checked out the animals and did some zip lining. Lacy and Michelle also talked it out and Michelle explained, per the rules of their co-parenting, she and Jesse weren’t supposed to introduce their child to new people. While Nia was dolling up Danny to be in a drag pageant, Lala didn’t like the way he was talking to her and there was a big blow-up.  

This body shaming really needs to stop. It’s disgusting, immature, and has no place in today’s world. We have enough to worry about.

Southern Hospitality

It was the last dinner of the trip to Punta Cana, and Emmy apologized ad nauseum to Brad who still wasn’t satisfied. She ended up having an anxiety attack, crying/laughing at the table after Michols added his opinion. In the middle of everything, Maddi insisted that Joe chase down an errant cat who was not having it today. Afterwards, Maddi was living the dream, as she killed her gig and was officially an international DJ. Back home, she and Joe went to see Ally (nee from Vanderpump Rules) in a show and found Grace was also there reading cards. Maddi and Grace had a sit-down, where Grace claimed she was sober, but Maddi wasn’t buying it.

Random Reality Items

I don’t see it, but stranger things have happened in reality.

I’m here for House of Stassi.

This sounds crazy, but that’s royal rules for you.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Stopmotion. Hulu.  – This is a dark, little artsy film about an artist named Ella, who is following in her mother’s footsteps by creating Ray Harryhausen type stop-motion animation. She becomes so involved with her art, the lines begin to blur as to what is real. While there are some jump scares and some gruesome moments, it’s more depressing than horrific. Not necessarily a waste of time, especially if you love the offbeat and imaginative.  

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/stopmotion-movie-review-2024

Lord of the Flies. Netflix. – A four-part British series, this was someone’s idea of artistic vision, but not mine. The ambiance was spot-on, the soundtrack indicative of the late 50s/early 60s, and I often felt like I was watching an old movie. The idea for each part to come from a different character’s perspective was a good one, not so much the fantasy sequences that felt like incongruous filler. If Ken Russell was alive, I would have sworn he was involved. Seriously, an hour could have been cut out of this and it would have been just fine. There were times I felt like I was watching a Chekov play. The casting was excellent, the scenery beautiful, and the addition of flashbacks to the boys’ homelives was smart, but my God, it was so long. When they stuck to plan, it worked for the most part, although I wasn’t thrilled with some major changes, like Piggy’s death and, of all things, the ending. I wasn’t sorry I watched it, but I’d expected more. Or maybe just less.

https://www.goldderby.com/tv/2026/lord-of-the-flies-netflix-jack-thorne-reviews

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-reviews/lord-of-the-flies-review-netflix-jack-thorne-1236582276

I highly recommend the book. Even if you read it in school, read it again.

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20260507-1950s-novel-lord-of-the-flies-is-the-ultimate-study-of-hate-and-division-it-has-never-been-more-relevant

Just for fun.

If Wishes Could Kill. Netflix. An 8-part series about a group of friends who discover an app that will grant your fondest wish. The downside is, you’ll die afterward. When they realize there’s no escaping their fate, they try to find out what’s behind such hideous deception. I’m only halfway through, but so far, so good. I love K-horror and this did not disappoint.

https://www.hellomagazine.com/film/901635/if-wishes-could-kill-netflix-next-must-watch

https://screenrant.com/netflix-alice-in-borderland-wishes-could-kill-followup

Send Help. Hulu, Disney+. Linda Liddle is an overlooked office worker whose big dream is to land a spot on Survivor. Promised a promotion to VP, when the big boss dies and his son Bradley takes over, he finds Linda annoying (she is) and passes her over. But when the plane they’re on to Thailand crashes, she becomes the boss, being a survival expert. At first, they try to work together, but it soon becomes a contest to see who can outwit, outlast, and outplay. A somewhat gory film, but with a great sense of fun, an excellent cast, and a terrific story with lots of twists. I really enjoyed this one and especially loved the ending.

https://movieweb.com/sam-raimi-send-help-streaming-hulu

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

Borrow much from Port Charles?

https://ew.com/the-vampire-lestat-cover-story-sam-reid-jacob-anderson-exclusive-11971545

She has more to say starting May 19th.

https://people.com/baylen-out-loud-season-3-trailer-exclusive-11949832

⛓️‍💥 Free At Last…

Upcoming Juneteenth celebrations. It will be here before you know it.

https://www.essence.com/awards-events/juneteenth-celebrations-2026-across-the-country

🐾 Liberation Situations…

🐕 They were lost, but then were found.

https://people.com/beloved-dog-reunited-with-family-2-years-after-going-missing-11973693

https://people.com/pup-reunited-with-dog-dad-15-months-after-l-a-wildfire-burned-down-their-home-11965325

https://people.com/missing-husky-reunited-with-owner-12-years-later-thanks-to-microchip-11970959

https://people.com/gps-collar-saves-dog-from-being-lost-forever-in-dense-forest-exclusive-11972830

🐶 A rescue using the jaws of life. This one is particularly personal to me, since my elderly, mostly blind dog got his little head stuck in this same kind of gate. Long story short, I can still feel the adrenaline rush as I became the jaws of life to pry him out of it before he ended up breaking his neck.

⛏ A caver’s skills come in handy.

https://people.com/caver-comes-to-the-rescue-of-dog-trapped-underground-11972725

🦦 🐱 And it wouldn’t be right not to acknowledge a couple of moms who helped out in a pinch.

https://people.com/orphaned-sea-otter-pup-bonds-surrogate-mom-aquarium-of-the-pacific-exclusive-11970892

https://people.com/mom-cat-with-extra-toes-adopts-6-orphaned-kittens-11970757

🦋 Quotes of the Week

A half-assed plan that you actually execute is better than a perfect plan that stays in your head. – Evan Carmichael

The way to get good ideas is to get lots of ideas, and throw the bad ones away. – Linus Pauling

Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up. – Jesse Jackson

For every reason it’s not possible, there are hundreds of people who have faced the same circumstances and succeeded. – Jack Canfield

Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless. – Jamie Paolinetti

Recognizing that you are not where you want to be is a starting point to begin changing your life. – Deborah Day

You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. – James Allen

I’ll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba! – Bernadette (Terence Stamp), Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

🌻 May Character Energy…

 Until next time, stay safe; stay stopping to smell the roses, or whatever your preferred smell is; and stay not letting trauma destroy your spirit or your life.

Video > Spring Can Really Hang You up the Most

May 8, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Valentin Confronts Jack, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Met Style, Light the Lights, Third Time Charm, Devils Redux, Pet (!) Moms Included, 7 Crisp Quotes & Told Me

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday: 

Carly asks what the hell jack is doing there, and he asks where is he.

Chase told Curtis that they’d find the other driver, and Curtis told him that he thought the paint from the guardrail would lead them to whoever it was. Trina told Curtis that Michael James Scott was there, and Curtis left. Brook looked sick.

Lucas nosed around Windymere, when Pascal saw him. Pascal wasw carrying a fireplace poker and made a veiled threat saying he shouldn’t be there.

Gio greeted Michael JS, and introduced him to Curtis and Trina. He told Michael JS that Trina was a great singer too, and Trina said she’d seen him in Atlanta.

Josslyn asked Nathan to let go of her arm, but he said he was afraid not and called her Agent Jax.

Jack stomped around making accusations, and Carly told him to get out. He asked if she thought she could humiliate him with no consequences and asked how long and who the hell was it. She said, turn around, and Valentin was there with a gun.

Jack said, of course (🍷). It made sense now. Valentin manipulated her. This was his revenge. She was his pawn. Valentin said he was wrong. Meet his attorney from Steinmauer. Carly had come to him,

Cody wanted to go on Molly’s book tour with her, and she asked if they were ready to take that risk.

Brook told Chase that she was lightheaded, and he thought she missed Phoebe, but she said she’d be okay. This was important to Gio. Gio brought Michael JS over and introduced them, telling Michael JS that Brook was his mother.

Lucas said he lived there, and Pascal accused him of snooping. Lucas said he was checking Pascal’s work, and Pascal said Marco should never have brought Lucas there. Lucas was responsible for Marco’s death and Marco had deserved better. Lucas should remove himself before someone else did. Lucas asked if that someone was him, when Ava and Sidwell walked in.

Josslyn said no one, including Nathan, knew what had happened to him, but he could get help. Nathan said this couldn’t be helped, and she told him to think about James. Don’t do anything that would make him lose James.

Kai met Trina at The Savoy and told her about Derek. She said Kai was a really great guy, and he asked if there was anything he could help her with, then kissed her.

Lucas told Sidwell that they were having a heated discussion about dusting, and Sidwell said he thought Pascal was thorough. He asked Pascal to get them some wine and invited Lucas to join them. Lucas said he’d love to, and Pascal left. Lucas said Pascal was grieving and taking it out on him.

Jack kept asking why Carly would help Valentin. He knew what they’d had was real. She agreed it was, and he said, then why? Valentin hated him. She asked why he thought she did it. What could he have done to make her turn to Valentin and make her want to destroy him?… Fine. She’d say it. He’d recruited her daughter, her child, into the WSB. He’d turned her kind, sweet, honest, beautiful girl into a lying, murdering spy, like him.

Nathan said he couldn’t let Josslyn go, and she fought with him. She ran to the kitchen and got a knife.

Carly said Jack had done what he could to tear down her defenses and she’d let him into her life and home. He’d claimed to love her and lured her daughter into the WSB. He’d seen Josslyn grieving and took the opportunity. Josslyn told him how she’d found out Cyrus was responsible for Dex’s death and he’d set her up to kill him.

Nathan told Josslyn to stop fighting, but she said, him first. He threw her over the couch and put her in a headlock until she passed out.

Cody said he wanted Molly to relax and have a good time, and she said she couldn’t help wondering how they’d travel together. They’d be together 24/7. What if they had opposing travel styles? He said he thought they’d manage, but she was concerned

Michael JS told Gio that if he wanted to play again in the orchestra, just call him. He went to get ready, and Gio told Emma that he was probably just being polite, but she said he knew how talented Gio was. It was a huge opportunity. He said he’d never considered it before.

Lucas told Sidwell about the tennis court memorial, and Sidwell thought it was ironic, since she was a Corinthos. Lucas said Kristina credited Marco for saving her life, and Ava said Marco was a hero. There was no better way to honor him than putting his name on a safe space where young people could meet and have fun together. Sidwell said he agreed and he’d pay for the tennis courts himself.

Jack said he hadn’t intended for Josslyn to kill Cyrus, but Carly said she didn’t give a damn. She didn’t care that Cyrus deserved to die. Josslyn didn’t deserve to be his killer. Jack put her in that situation and pulled her into the WSB. From the moment she found out, her goal had been to get Josslyn out of the WSB and away from Jack. Jack said Josslyn wanted to be a part of something bigger than herself, and Carly asked if Josslyn had said it or if he had said it to her… That’s what she’d thought. She might not get Josslyn out of the WSB, but Josslyn would never be the same regardless. Her future was gone because of Jack. All the good things he’d done didn’t matter. There were no amends he could make. He’d hurt her kid and there was no coming back from that.

Lucas said it was generous, but too generous, and Ava said, if Sidwell covered the cost, Kristina wouldn’t feel like she was honoring Marco. Perhaps an anonymous donation would be better. Sidwell said she was right, when Pascal’s phone rang and he left to take the call. It was Nathan who said he needed help with a situation.

Lucas said Kristina was determined to get things moving, when Pascal came back and nodded to Sidwell.

Jack said, he couldn’t do it over again, but he’d protected Josslyn, and Carly asked if that was supposed to make her feel better. He said his feelings for Carly had snuck up on him after Josslyn was recruited. Had she asked Josslyn how she felt? He bet Josslyn didn’t regret him recruiting her.

Molly told Cody that she was surprised how right it felt. There was something real happening. He said he looked forward to them traveling together. He couldn’t wait for her to take the book world by storm. She said she couldn’t wait to storm.

Brook told Chase that she felt better. Gio had introduced her as his mom and she was grateful to have him in her life. Chase said Gio was lucky to have her and so was Phoebe.

Sidwell suggested they all go to The Savoy.

Jack said Josslyn loved being an agent. It gave her a purpose and he’d protected her to his own detriment. Carly said, don’t turn it around. He just didn’t want her to blame him. Valentin said Jack only cared about how if affected him, and Carly said if Jack thought he was going to score points by protecting Josslyn from a world he’d pulled her into, he was crazy. Jack said Carly lied to him and slept with his enemy, and Valentin said he’d thought they were old friends. Jack had arranged for his transfer. Jack realized Carly had convinced him, and Carly said she’d been motivated. Jack said he hoped it was worth it. It was going to end in a way they never saw coming.

Jack said, if he turned Valentin in, he would escape again, but Carly didn’t have that luxury. The Bureau would pick her up and charge her with treason and harboring a fugitive. Valentin would grab Charlotte and vanish and leave her to face the consequences. He wouldn’t save her. Maybe she’d get lucky and they’d throw her in a pit with Jason. He started to walk out, but Valentin said it wouldn’t happen and Jack asked if Valentin was going to add murder to his charges. Valentin said Jack was going to help them or he’d give Jack up to Cullum. Cullum would need a fall guy to frame for his crimes and Jack was the perfect patsy.

Lucas, Sidwell, and Ava arrived at The Savoy, and Curtis introduced Michael James Scott. Everyone applauded and cheered, and Michael JS came out. He sang You’ve Got a Friend in Me from Aladdin. It was funny to see Sidwell bopping along, and afterward, everyone applauded wildly.

Kai said Michael JS singing spoke to his soul like when Trina sang, but she said there was no comparison. She suggested getting out of there, and he said, follow him.

Valentin said he’d contact Cullum and say Jack was onto him. Cullum would frame Jack and make sure he went to prison for the rest of his life. Maybe he’d be in a pit with Jason. Cullum outranked Jack and had resources to make him look guilty. Jack was just a lackey. Maybe he’d leave Jack alive, but it was easier to frame a dead man. Jack said he’d lied to Carly, but never lied about loving her. He’d wanted to spend his life with her. Whatever revenge she thought she’d gotten, she’d played into Valentin’s hands, and he wondered how long before Valentin betrayed her.

Sidwell left the table, and Ava told Lucas that she was glad they’d come. She asked how much of a problem Pascal was, and Lucas said Pascal basically threatened to stab him with a fire poke. He had strong feelings for Marco and was projecting his grief in ways that were more than inappropriate. Ava didn’t like it and said she might have to discuss it with Sidwell.

Gio said when he found the joy that Michael JS had, he’d be ready to play, and Emma said it sounded like the joy would find its way back to him. He said he wasn’t there yet, but she’d be the first to know, and he kissed her.

On the phone with Pascal, Sidwell asked if the situation had been handled.

Kai and Trina went into the apartment and started kissing. Trina called to Josslyn, and when there was no answer, Trina said she thought Josslyn had gone out. Kai wondered what they could do, and she said she had some ideas. As they headed for the bedroom, the camera focused on a candlestick.

Josslyn woke up in the same room Anna had been in (or a clone of it). She saw the two-way window and banged on it, calling for help.

Tuesday:

By the boathouse with Phoebe, a bare-chested Chase (per his contract, he has to be nearly nakey at least once a month) told her that she was going to be charged with spitting up on his shirt. But what jury could convict that cute, little face?

Brook found Tracy in the living room waiting for a guest, and told Tracy how anxious she was about the investigation. Tracy told her to rise above her guilt, and Brook asked what she should do if the police came to her.

Turner went to Laura’s office, and Laura asked where she was with the investigation into Jordan’s accident. Turner said they had a lead on the other driver and were seeking a warrant for a suspect’s vehicle. Laura asked if that was wise.

Curtis asked if Jordan was ready to go home, and she said she’d never been more ready for anything.

Ric found Elizabeth at the hospital and tried to give her a bouquet, but she said they’d made a deal – no more flowers at work. He said he’d give them to the patient of her choice, but had one condition.

At the pier on the phone, Ethan said they weren’t answering, calling him back, or returning his texts. Delilah needed to show up or he couldn’t help her. Sonny joined him and asked what he had on Ric, and Ethan said, plenty.

Laura said she assumed the suspect was Isaiah, and Turner said she assumed Laura had spoken to Curtis. Laura said they were old friends and Curtis needed someone to confide in. She asked about the evidence, and Turner said Curtis asked them to look into Isaiah. The analysis of the paint confirmed it was a black BMW and Isaiah drove a black SUV. Laura said, so did a lot of other people, but Turner said they didn’t know his whereabouts at the time of the crash and he hadn’t been working that night. He could have been the other driver, but they may never be able to prove it.

Brook told Tracy that Curtis said the police were closing in on a suspect, but Tracy said nothing was tying Brook to the accident. Brook said, someone else could get blamed, but Tracy said the only way the police would find Brook was if she turned herself in. Brook said that wasn’t going to happen.

Ric asked Elizabeth to go away with him for the weekend, and she said she’d love to.

At the hospital as she packed, Jordan said she couldn’t exhale until they were home, and Curtis said everyone was impressed with her progress. She asked if he thought she sounded ungrateful, but he said whatever she was going through, he wanted to hear it. She asked if he was okay with not telling anyone that she was being discharged. If Stella found out, there would be a party, but she needed time to adjust. He said he’d make sure she’d get it and wondered about follow-up appointments. She asked about Michael James Scott, and he said she was changing the subject. She said she needed a break, and he said Michael JS’s performance was phenomenal. He noticed the flowers and asked where she got them. She said Brick had come by last night.

Sonny told Ethan about Ric going to the MetroCourt and talking to Ava. He’d stuck around, and after Ric and Ava talked, Ava ran straight to Sidwell. He didn’t hear what they’d said, but he thought Ava was trying to relay a message from Ric. Sonny asked why Ric didn’t just talk directly to Sidwell, and Ethan said, Lucy was there. He didn’t think Ric wanted her to hear what he had to say, so he’d used Ava. Sonny said the only problem with that was that Ethan didn’t like Ric. Why should he trust Ethan’s take?

Brook told Tracy that she wouldn’t abandon Phoebe. Phobe belonged with her and Chase. She’d already fallen in love with Phoebe and wanted them to be her parents. Tracy said she had the family’s full support, but Brook asked her to stay out of it. Chase wouldn’t like them using their connections and she hadn’t even talked to him yet. Tracy said if Brook wasn’t sure, talk to him, and be honest about her feelings for Phoebe.

Ric made Elizabeth say yes again, and she did. She said he’d been talking about the Hudson Valley lately and she’d expected it. She said it was risky, but she wasn’t living her life in the past. Things had been going well and it should be celebrated. He kissed her and left to deliver the flowers.

Curtis wondered why Brick came around when he was away, but Jordan said Brick was harmless. Elizabeth came by with Jordan’s discharge paperwork and wanted to go over it.

Ethan said Sonny was right. He and Ric didn’t like each other. Sonny was having him follow Ric, so it sounded like he questioned Ric’s loyalty. Ric and Ava were definitely conspiring. Sonny said he had a lot to think about, but don’t make a move until he said so. Ethan said, understood, and left. Sonny called Ric and said he needed to see him.

Jordan asked Curtis to go get the car, but he wanted to stay. Jordan said okay, and Elizabeth continued. She told Jordan about cleaning the wound.

Laura said she’d taken a personal interest in the case because she and Curtis were personal friends, and Turner said she and Jordan were close friends too. She wanted to do what she could to make this right. Laura said she was sure Curtis did too, but she was concerned his personal feelings about Isaiah were clouding his judgement. Turner said she was interested in judgement not a witch hunt. Given the facts, Isaiah fit, but it was still early and they hadn’t questioned him yet. Laura said she was hoping it wasn’t Isaiah. He’d saved her daughter’s life.

Brook joined Chase, who said he’d just wanted an excuse to hold Phoebe. They talked about how cute she was, and Brook told him that she wanted to adopt Phoebe. He said so did he.

Ric met Sonny at the pier, and Sonny said this place felt like it belonged to him. Ric said they’d get the piers back, but Sonny said Sidwell proved tough to beat. Ric said Sonny was smarter than Sidwell. He was playing the long game, while Sidwell was reacting. Sonny said, the day before, Ric had questioned his judgement on hiring Ethan. Did he still think it was the wrong call?

Ethan went to see Tracy, who asked how things were going. Lulu’s couch was like sleeping on a board that smelled like popcorn. Ethan asked if she was going to question him about working for Sonny, and she asked how it was going. He said, so far so good, and she said, quit.

Ethan asked why he’d quit, and Tracy said a better opportunity came up. Michael needed a man in Australia to scout locations for Aurora Wellness. He said he knew nothing about wellness, but she said he was a natural and Michael could trust him. He told her why she wanted to get him out of town, but she said, not out of town. Away from Sonny.

Ric said he didn’t think Ethan was trustworthy, and Sonny said Ethan had turned down the money to get out of town. The test was Ric’s idea and Ethan passed. Was the tension a problem? Ric said if Sonny insisted that Ethan stick around, he’d be professional, and Sonny said Ric had dashed out when Ethan showed up. Where did he have to go? Ric said he’d had a meeting in the DA’s office, and Sonny said if it was about his grandson, but Ric said, no. It was another client. Sonny said he hoped Ric would tell him if it was about Rocco, and Ric said he’d never hold anything back.

Laura told Turner that Isaiah saved Lulu’s life and was a close friend of her son. Of he’d knowingly left the scene of an accident, he should be held accountable. She hoped the investigation cleared him, but Jordan deserved answers. Turner’s phone dinged and she saw a message that said, Meet me at the studio, from a blocked number.

Elizabeth told Jordan, good luck and don’t hesitate to reach out, and Jordan thanked her for everything. With Curtis by her side, an intern wheeled Jordan into the elevator.

Curtis said he knew from the time they’d brought Phoebe home, and Brook said, on some level she’d prepared to let Phoebe go. He said he didn’t want to get ahead of himself, and she said she’d spoken to Alexis, who’d gone over the steps with her. He said he’d looked it up and they couldn’t let Phoebe be a ward of the state, and Brook said Alexis told her that they’d have to fight for her. He suggested they do it, and she agreed. She told that Alexis said they should conduct their own search for the family and there would also be a rigorous background check of them. It wasn’t him she was worried about, but her.

Curtis brought Jordan home, and she said all she’d wanted was to come home. It was great to be back. She went through what had happened before the accident and said they were so happy. Now she looked around and it was like nothing had changed. Everything was the same except for her.

Turner met Sonny at the secret apartment and said she wasn’t there for some afternoon delight, but he said he didn’t mean to give her the wrong impression. He didn’t come there to jump in bed. It was about his brother. Did he have a meeting in her office yesterday?

Elizabeth told Laura about going away with Ric, and Laura said Aiden could stay with her, but Elizabeth said she just didn’t want him alone for the entire time. Laura agreed to have him over now and then, and asked if Aiden knew Elizabeth was going away with Ric. Elizabeth said Aiden seemed fine with it, but it was a big step. Laura asked if it was too big.

Brook told Chase that her past didn’t look great on paper. She’d passed Bailey Lou off as her own. Chase said she was saving the baby from her abusive father and Maxie would give her a statement supporting her. Brook said they were the only family Phoebe had known and she was afraid she’d be the reason they lost her. He said he felt the same way about his demotion, but they had to try even if they were afraid. Brook was a Quartermaine with resources and influence. They had a congresswoman on their side. They had to pull out all the stops. Brook said Phoebe belonged with them.

Tracy told Ethan, staying away was the only way to stay safe. Sonny had caused Luke a lot of grief. Ethan said he wasn’t a law abiding citizen and neither was his father, and Tracy said Sonny was the reason people she loved were dead. Sonny couldn’t hurt someone else she loved. He said he’d been taking care of himself for a long time and didn’t intend to stop anytime soon, and she asked if he’d come there wanting to work for Sonny. He said, no, and she asked why he was there. He said he was supposed to meet up with someone.

He’d been working a job with a partner and they were supposed to meet, but she hadn’t shown up. Tracy asked why he’d chosen Port Charles to meet, and he said it was the closest place he had to home. It was nice to be in a familiar setting and take a breather. She asked him to consider her offer, and he said she meant Michael’s offer. She asked him to think about it before it was too late.

Jordan told Curtis that she’d finally been happy. All she’d had to do was keep her eyes on the road. Curtis said, it was an accident. The other driver also bore responsibility. They could have gotten help sooner if the other driver had stopped, but he thought he’d found them.  

Brook and Chase came into the living room, and Brook introduced Chase to Ethan. She asked what he was doing there, and Ethan said Tracy invited him over, but then she’d dashed out for an emergency about Hades and told him to stay and finish his tea. He asked about Phoebe, and Chase explained they were fostering. Ethan asked how that came about, and Brook told him that they’d been with Phoebe’s mother before the birth, but she’d passed away. He asked if there was no other family, and Brook said, so far, the only thing they knew was her mother’s name – Delilah Wilson.

Laura said she knew Ric was working for Sonny and she was close with Sonny, and Elizabeth said she knew not everything Sonny did was legal. Laura asked if she’d considered the danger in Ric’s close proximity to Sonny, and Elizabeth said, of course (🍷) she had, but Ric had been upfront. She’d had her doubts, but Ric had changed. He’d been torn between the good, smart, funny man who loved her and the man consumed with anger against his brother. He and Sonny were getting along and Ric was experiencing peace. She was ready, and excited for what happened next in their relationship.

Outside on the phone, Ric asked if Ava had talked to Sidwell… Yes he still wanted to go through with it, but it had to be under absolute secrecy.

Turner said no one had a meeting with Ric, and Sonny thanked her. She asked what was going on, and he said his brother Ric had gone after him and his family for years. Recently, Ric had an epiphany that life was too short and wanted to work with him and be his brother. He’d found out Ric lied to him again and he was worried Ric wanted to finish what he’d started years ago.

Wednesday:

Curtis told Jordan about the paint that was found on the guardrail, that it was from a black BMW, and that Isaiah drove a black BMW. Jordan asked if he thought it was Isaiah.

Brook told Ethan that they were so focused on getting Delilah to the hospital, they didn’t get details, and Chase said she’d only arrived in Port Charles that day. Brook said they were fostering Phoebe, but wanted to adopt her.

Nathan went to the hospital and asked to see Isaiah privately. They went to an exam room, and Nathan said he needed doctor/patient confidentiality.

Ric went to see Laura, who’d texted him to come to her office. She told him that she wanted to talk about Elizabeth.

Britt asked who was covering the NICU, and Elizabeth asked if Britt was okay. Britt asked her to just not.

Turner asked why Sonny thought Ric was a threat, and Sonny said Ric had covered up because Ric didn’t want him to know something. She asked if he was mad because Ric lied or because he’d given Ric another shot, and Sonny said, either way, it was Ric’s last shot.

Elizabeth said it was obvious Britt was going through something, but Britt wouldn’t spill. Dante came in and asked to speak with Elizabeth, but Britt said he could wait.

Jordan wondered why Curtis suspected Isaiah, and he said Isaiah had no alibi. Portia had no idea he suspected Isaiah and said he’d been at a private house call, which meant he’d taken Route 91. He could have gotten Jordan out sooner if the other driver had stopped and helped, and he kept thinking of how different it would have been.

Chase and Brook said they hadn’t found Phoebe’s family, and Brook said they were the only family Phoebe knew. They’d found Delilah unconscious near the park.

Isaiah said Nathan had questioned his integrity as a doctor and now he wanted a favor, but Nathan said he’d just been trying to protect Rocco. He thought he had a cracked rib and there couldn’t be a record. Isaiah said Lulu was his friend and she wasn’t too happy with Nathan. Why should he ignore hospital protocol and the law without knowing why?

Turner said Sonny and Ric’s conflict was a matter of public record. When Ric was DA, he’d been gunning for Sonny and Jason. Sonny said he thought they’d moved past it, and she said Ric had gotten Ava off, so she’d been surprised when he hired Ric to defend Rocco. What made him think Ric had changed?

Laura said she was concerned about Ric inviting Elizabeth away for romantic getaway, and Ric said he didn’t want friction between them, but it was… She said, none of her business, and he assured her that he hadn’t pressured Elizabeth, but she said, Elizabeth didn’t have all the facts. He said, what facts? and she said, him being involved in a criminal conspiracy with her and Sonny.

Ric said it wasn’t a conspiracy. Sidwell was framing her. Laura said instead of calling the police, she’d called Sonny, then concealed the body when Nathan showed up. Now she was using her position as mayor to further Sidwell’s personal agenda. Ric said blackmail was also a crime, and Laura said Ric was now a co-conspirator, but he said he was only obliged to inform the law if she told him she was concealing another body. She said the day was young, and he said she’d survived Frank Smith and Helena Cassadine. She said she’d like to survive this too, and he said he’d find a way to neutralize Sidwell. She said, the more public Ric made his relationship with Elizabeth, the more danger Elizabeth was in. She’d sent Doc and Ace away because Sidwell had threatened her grandson. Their safety the most important thing. He said Elizabeth’s safety was just as important, and she said Sidwell knew that Elizabeth used to be her daughter-in-law and was the mother of one of her grandsons. If he found out she was romantically involved with Sonny’s brother… They’d made their choice, but Elizabeth knew nothing and had no chance to make a choice.  

Britt said she wanted to review the NICU schedule, and Elizabeth said she could see it online. Dante wondered if Britt had time to answer more questions, and Britt made herself scarce. Dante told Elizabeth that he had another favor to ask and it was a big one.

Jordan wondered how Curtis decided to investigate Isaiah, and Curtis said he’d heard about the paint, but she said there was no way to directly connect the two. Curtis said, forensics found the paint wasn’t more than 72 hours old and Isaiah could have been on the road. He didn’t like Isaiah, but he didn’t want to be right. She said he’d have to tell Portia and their hard won peace would be blown to hell… and he said if Portia thought he was persecuting Isaiah.

Chase and Brook told Ethan about Delilah’s death, and Ethan said it was great they were able to stay with her and save the baby. Chase said Delilah thought she was lightheaded because of the pregnancy, but it was possible she wasn’t telling the truth. She had no ID. They’d found her purse, but there was nothing in it, so it was possible she was mugged. Brook said, Delilah was disoriented and focused on other things, but Chase said he couldn’t shake the feeling Delilah had something to hide.

Nathan said Lulu had been on edge and Isaiah walked in on a difference of opinion, and Isaiah said, show him the wound. Nathan lifted his shirt, exposing a bruised torso, and Isaiah said it looked like the perp put up one hell of a fight.  

Sonny told Turner that he hadn’t spoken to Ric in years, but Ric came back to be with Molly when Kristina had the accident and lost the baby. They’d avoided each other up until Rocco’s trouble. Ric told him that he’d had a near death experience and wanted to be his real brother. Ric said he couldn’t fix the past and wanted a different future for them, so he gave Ric a try.

Isaiah said Nathan had popped two ribs and needed a CT scan, but Nathan said his name couldn’t be on the paperwork. Call him John Doe.

Curtis told Jordan that he needed to know if Isaiah was the other driver and so did Portia. He couldn’t let someone like that near his child. Jordan said it was possible Isaiah didn’t realize they’d crashed, but Curtis said, once he heard about it, he would have realized what had happened. She said, possibly, but there were a lot of unknowns, and Curtis said, leaving was an innocent mistake, but why not speak up if he had nothing to hide?

Chase told Ethan that the PCPD had gone through Delilah’s luggage, but found nothing to ID her. She had some high-end clothes and a list of art galleries. They ran her prints, but nothing showed up in the database. Ethan said maybe she’d never been in trouble, but Chase said she was young and had zero online presence. That was unusual, and from a cop’s perspective, he thought she was covering her tracks. Ethan said, good thing they got her to the hospital and could now take care of her daughter, and Brook said Phoebe was wonderful and they were talking about adoption. Chase said, it was like it was meant to be.

Dante told Elizabeth that they’d found evidence on the pier the night Cullum was shot. The WSB took jurisdiction and moved Jason out, so he stashed the evidence. Something seemed off, like there was a cover-up, so he was looking into it. The lab examined the gun before the WSB got there, and there were two blood samples. One should be a sample of Jason’s blood because his skin had been caught by the slide, which would be weird, and the other had to be Cullum’s. Elizabeth wondered if Dante should ask Cullum for a sample, but Dante told her that Cullum wouldn’t say yes. Then the WSB would find out, shut him down, and take the evidence. She said, that lead to the favor.

Ric asked if Laura was saying he should tell Elizabeth, but she said she didn’t want Elizabeth involved. He’d made the right choice. Dishonesty and deception had been a problem for him and Elizabeth before. When he told her that Elizabeth was going away with him, he’d talked about how he changed and how up front he was with her, but here he was keeping a huge secret. Didn’t it bother him?

Sonny told Turner that after Rocco was arrested, he would have usually called Diane, but he figured he’d give Ric a chance. Turner said she was relieved when Ric walked in. She always did her job, but sending a 15-year-old to juvie on the word of a sketchy character like Dalton wasn’t right. She knew Ric was the kind of lawyer to pull out all the stops, then trust the system to do the rest. Sonny said that’s where they parted ways. When Ric was 100% motivated, he was fantastic. He’d trusted Ric would be loyal and now he thought Ric set him up.

Ethan said it had been lovely catching up and congratulated Brook and Chase on the adoption. Brook said it wasn’t a done deal and there were no guarantees, but Ethan said they could clearly give Phoebe what she deserved. It was obvious they loved her. Phobe was a very lucky little girl.

Jordan told Curtis, Isaiah took an oath. If he’d found out later, he would have come forward. Curtis said, unless he had something to hide. Isaiah had visited Jordan because he felt guilty. She said, Isaiah was checking up on her as a friend, but he said Isaiah had insisted she was okay and her injuries weren’t as bad as she thought. Isaiah just wanted that to be true.

Dante told Elizabeth that he needed a sample to run against the gun. He knew he was putting her in a bad spot with HIPPA, but the shooting happened in their town with people they knew. He didn’t trust the WSB. Elizabeth said, the WSB took Jake’s father. She didn’t trust them, but she trusted Dante.

Ric told Laura that he loved Elizabeth. He’d never stopped, but he was also aware he wasn’t good enough. He’d been jealous of Sonny and had a misguided sense of wanting to make him pay, but he was a better man now. He’d justified his actions and lies by telling Elizabeth that he was trying to protect her, but he knew what he was doing was wrong. But this time, he wasn’t wrong. He was doing what was right. Elizabeth would do the same thing. Laura said she knew that, but didn’t want to put Elizabeth in danger, and Ric said he’d die before he let Elizabeth get hurt, but he couldn’t just let her go, especially since he couldn’t tell her why. If he ended things now, she’d never give him another chance.

Jordan told Curtis, of course (🍷) Isaiah wanted it to be true. They all did. How much did he share with the police? Curtis said he spoke with ADA Turner because she was Jordan’s friend and just as determined to find the other driver to see if there was a case. He promised it wasn’t about Isaiah’s relationship to her or Portia. He wanted to know what happened that night. Jordan was the one who got injured, so if she asked, he was sure Turner would drop the whole matter. Then he would too, if that’s what she wanted.

Ethan left, and Brook said she and Chase went on and on to him about Phoebe and didn’t ask him one question about himself. They were the worst. Chase said, nothing was more interesting than Phoebe (I have to admit, she’s a cute little bundle), and Brook said Ethan was the first person besides Tracy that they’d told about adopting her. Admitting they wanted to keep her was wonderful and terrifying at the same time. She was so happy that they were in this together. She believed they were the right people to raise Phoebe, but she was afraid the state would take her. He said, then they were in for a huge fight, and Phoebe made baby noises. He said she agreed with him.

On the pier, Ethan sniffled as he looked at a photo. He said, I’m so sorry, Delilah. I should have been here. We saw he was holding a picture of Delilah, and he said, you were supposed to be safe, and cried.

Isaiah told Britt that he’d been called in to prep for a liver transplant, and she said she’d alert the media. He said he had a patient in Exam Room One. He had bruised ribs and they’d just done a scan. Britt said she was an OB/GYN. Palm him off on someone else.

Sonny said he’d taken his eyes off Ric and Ric betrayed him, and Turner asked why he was so sure. Sonny said Ric lied to his face about where he was, and Turner said she just lied to her assistant about where she was going. People lied for all kinds of reasons. Maybe he had a doctor’s appointment. Maybe he was getting Sonny a birthday gift. Sonny said it wasn’t his birthday, but Turner said he knew what she was saying. Ric lied, but it didn’t have to be about Sonny. Before he condemned Ric for being a traitor, find out why he lied.

Jordan told Curtis that she didn’t believe Isaiah was behind the wheel, but if there was solid, undeniable proof that he was the other driver, she wanted to confront him. Curtis said he’d move forward, and she said she wanted the other driver held responsible. If it was Isaiah, so be it.

Laura told Ric that she wasn’t saying he shouldn’t be with Elizabeth, but going away now, with so much going on with Sidwell… Ric said he’d put a target on Elizabeth’s back, but Laura said, he’d put a bigger target on her. All she was asking was that he back away a little bit right now, until they’d dealt with Sidwell and he was less of a threat.

Elizabeth told Dante that he got lucky. Cullum’s blood draw was today. She gave him an envelope and said she was trusting him, and he thanked her. She said, for what? She had no idea what he was talking about.

Turner told Sonny that Ric was a good ally to have. Before he cut Ric loose, find out why he lied. Sonny asked if she thought he overreacted, and she said the problem with both of their respective professions – he said, alleged professions – was that they often saw the worst in people. People you could trust were hard to come by. She understood his doubts, but for what it was worth (🍷), she had a hard time trusting too.

Isaiah told Britt that she just had to give the patient basic instructions for bruised ribs. Please take care of this. She’d thank him later. She said, fine, but he owed her, and why would she thank him later? Isaiah was already gone, and she looked at the chart. She said, John Doe. No good deed… She walked into the exam room, saw Nathan, and asked, what the hell happened to you?

Chase told Brook that they’d been with Phoebe since the day she was born. They weren’t going anywhere.

Looking at Delilah’s photo, Ethan said he’d seen the baby. Her name was Phoebe and she was beautiful. No one would ever have to know. With tears streaming down his face, he set the photo on fire with his lighter.

Thursday:

Sonny went to see Alexis about Ric.

Ric met Molly and Cody at the MetroCourt Gardens, and Molly said they had some exciting news to share. Ric asked if they were engaged.

Emma and Gio went to the gallery, and Trina said she was wondering how Gio felt about getting back into music.

Willow worked on exercising Drew’s limbs and told him that the moment she was sure he wouldn’t retaliate, she’d stop the injections and he’d make a full and miraculous recovery.

Valentin asked if Carly heard from Jack, but she said, no. She was trying to reach Josslyn to tell her everything was out in the open, but Josslyn wasn’t picking up. Valentin said Josslyn must have told Jack that she was stepping out on him. Now Jack knew it was with him.

Britt asked what happened to Nathan, and he said he was in a fight. She asked, with who [sic]?

Josslyn yelled for Nathan to let her out.

Trina said she was going to do the showcase and would feel more confident with Gio accompanying her, but he said there were better guitarists and his mom knew everyone. Trina said she needed him. She wanted to do it with somebody she trusted. Emma said it was a no brainer. He should do it.

Nathan said the less Britt knew, the better, but she said it had Cullum and Sidwell written all over it. She wondered if they’d roughed him up because she was taking too long, but he said it wasn’t about her. It was about something else. He’d bought them some time. Just finish the job, so they could go on with their lives. Once Sidwell and Cullum had the prototype, they’d leave town. If things went sideways, they’d deal with it then. Until the prototype was complete, her son and his son weren’t safe.

Jack went to see Cullum, and Cullum said he was waiting for the all-clear from the doctors. Jack asked if he needed a ride to the airport, but Cullum said he wasn’t going anywhere.

Sonny asked Alexis if Ric wasn’t the same lying bastard he always was, and she said she couldn’t believe she was saying it, but she had no reason to believe Ric was lying, a bastard, or a lying bastard. Did Sonny? Sonny said Ric lied to him about where he was going and who he was meeting. If there was something to it, Ric was planning on stabbing him in the back – again.

Molly told Ric that she and Cody weren’t engaged. Her book was hitting the shelves next month. Ric said he was proud of her, and Cody said she was going on a promotional tour. Ava came by and asked to talk to Ric. They had unfinished business to discuss.

Emma said she knew Gio missed playing, but she didn’t want to pressure him. She had a doctor’s appointment, but supported whatever decision he made. She left, and Trina said if it was something he didn’t want to do, just say no.

Nina went to Willow’s house, and Willow said she needed someone to look after Drew. He needed another dose and she didn’t want Travis around. She didn’t trust him, especially since Sidwell had hired him. She asked Nina to wheel Drew to the bedroom because Kai was coming over, and Nina agreed he shouldn’t spend time with Drew. Drew had been trying to communicate and Kai knew Willow had shot him. She asked if it wasn’t safer to let Kai go, but Willow said she wanted him close so she could keep an eye on him. Nina said she sounded like Sonny, but Willow said Kai wasn’t her enemy – yet. Besides, he was a good intern.

Britt gave Nathan a breathing device that he had to use once an hour, along a million other instructions. She said she knew he loved James, but James wasn’t his son. He asked if she loved Rocco any less, but she said they knew who they were to each other. He said he’d tell James and Maxie when time was right. It was something for down the line, but right now, Sidwell and Cullum were prepared to take Rocco and James if they stepped out of line. She said, if Cullum found out Rocco was the one who shot him… Nathan said Cullum would realize that Rocco knew he was a double agent and would kill him, and Britt said then there was a chance that neither of them could stop him.

Jack said he thought Cullum was recuperating in Brussels, but Cullum said he was getting back to work. He needed to see the operation through.

Carly said, obviously Jack knew already, and Valentin asked, who else knew? She said, Jason and Lucas, but Lucas didn’t know it was him. Valentin said her daughter was WSB and it probably hadn’t taken her long to figure out Carly was crazy about him.

Josslyn banged on the door, yelling for Nathan, then looked around, digging through everything. She found a something to try and unlock the door with.

Sonny asked if Alexis had reason to believe history was repeating itself, but she said she thought Ric understood the cost of going to war with him. Sonny said Diane told him not to trust Ric, but he didn’t listen, and Alexis told him not to convict Ric just yet.

Ric and Ava stepped away, and Ric told Ava to never bother him again when he was with his daughter, but she said it couldn’t wait. She passed along the message and the terms were agreed to. They’d seal the deal tonight, but he’d better keep his end of the bargain. He said he planned to, no matter what.

Molly wondered what was up with Ric and Ava, and Cody asked if she thought something was going on between them. Molly asked if he didn’t, and he flashed back to finding Ric in Alexis’s basement. Molly said Ric seemed devoted to Elizabeth, and Cody promised her that her father wasn’t getting back together with Ava. She asked how he could be sure, and he said Ric knew how much Molly didn’t like her.

Kai brought Willow the list of who was pro and con WSB funding, and she said it looked evenly split. She’d have to sway some votes. Kai gave her a suggestion and offered to call, and she said that would be perfect. He asked if he could say hello to Drew, but she said Drew was taking his nap.  

Britt found Emma in an exam room and said Dr. Navarro had an emergency, so she was taking over her appointments and Emma was there for her annual GYN exam. Emma said she’d reschedule, but Britt said she was already in the gown, but okay. She looked at the schedule and said, could it wait until August? Emma said, fine. Let’s do it.

Carly said Valentin was probably right. Josslyn was the one who told Brennan. She needed to find her right now.

Nathan told Josslyn that it wasn’t going to work and to step away from the door. He came in with a tray of food and a blue Star Trek drink. (Seriously, what the what?) He said if she was thinking about going on the offensive, don’t. He had the advantage. She said she could help him, but he told her that Nathan was dead. She said she knew he was in there somewhere, but he explained that he was really Nathan’s twin brother Cassius Faison.

Ric came back to the table, where Cody sat alone, and Cody asked what was going on with him and Ava. Ric said he wouldn’t have anything to do with Ava if it wasn’t important, and that was all Cody needed to know. Cody said he hadn’t told Molly anything about Ava, Kristina, and Alexis keeping Ric prisoner in the basement, and Ric said he was grateful for Cody’s silence and for saving his life. Cody said Molly was important to him, and Ric said he wasn’t going to do anything to mess it up or mess up his relationship with his daughter. Molly came back and asked what they were talking about.

Alexis said she’d seen Ric working hard to earn back Sonny’s trust. He’d told her how important the relationship was. Maybe he was telling the truth. Sonny said they had the bond he’d wanted, but Ric had fooled all of them, and she told him that her gut said Ric didn’t want to jeopardize that. Sonny said his gut told him the same thing, but why did Ric lie and what was he hiding?

Britt went through the usual with Emma and asked if she wanted to renew her birth control prescription. Emma said she did, and Britt said they just had to do her pelvic exam and pap smear. Emma asked if it was necessary, and Britt said it was kind of the whole point.

Trina said she didn’t want to pressure Gio. If he didn’t want to, she’d understand. He said he had mixed feelings about it, when Carly walked in. She said she couldn’t get ahold of Josslyn, but Trina said she hadn’t seen Josslyn since last night. She’d figured Josslyn was pulling an all-nighter at the library. Carly said she was sure that was it, and Trina said if she saw Josslyn she’d tell her that Carly was looking for her.

Josslyn said she’d never heard about a twin brother, and Nathan said his existence had been kept a secret. Obrecht thought he’d died in childbrith. To be fair, it was his father’s idea. She said, he’d been pretending? and he said not many people had questioned his memory lapse because they were grateful to have their beloved Nathan back. She said, Anna questioned it. She’d had his body exhumed and it was missing. He said he’d arranged it because he knew the DNA wouldn’t match and he hacked the PCPD database to replace Nathan’s fingerprints with his own. Josslyn said, why confess now? and he said she may as well know the truth. She asked if he was planning on killing her.

Trina said she’d call Gio tomorrow, but he said Emma was right and it was better than picking up the violin again. The guitar was fun. She said they’d let it be fun then, and he said, let’s do it. Kai came in and said, do what?

Britt said Emma was done except for a nurse doing a blood draw for SDIs the pap smear couldn’t detect. Emma said her mom got HIV from a guy who didn’t know he had it, and Britt said partners sometimes lied. Emma said Britt knew about that, like how Britt had lied to her dad about being pregnant. She asked if they were done, since Britt was making her headache worse, and Britt asked what was up with that. Emma said it was from her birth control. Dr. Navarro had explained it sometimes did that. Britt said it was a common side effect, but Emma could switch to a different pill. Would she like to discuss her options? Emma said, sure.

Willow told Nina that she knew how to get leverage over Drew. The night she’d shot him, she was totally desperate. Now she was ready to move on. She just wanted Drew out of her life. Nina said they couldn’t let him recover until they were sure he wouldn’t come after Willow, and Willow said, that’s where Chief Brennan came in. She’d offered to get him more funding for the WSB and give him the credit, and Kai was helping her do that. In exchange, Jack would find something for her to get leverage over Drew. It was the only way to get her life back and ensure she’d keep her kids. Her phone rang and she had to take the call. She told Nina to give Drew his shot and left the room, and Nina said she couldn’t go one like this anymore.

Cullum said he had a clean bill of health and he wanted to look at the evidence from his shooting, but Jack said they didn’t have it. The PCPD collected it and it was theirs. He’d been acting on orders from Cullum’s office. Britt had ID’d Jason as the shooter and Jason hadn’t contradicted it. Cullum said, once again, Jack’s incompetence proved he had no business running the Port Charles station. Therefore, he was taking command immediately.

Carly told Valentin that she still couldn’t find Josslyn and Trina hadn’t seen her since last night. Valentin said they didn’t know if Josslyn was actually missing, but Jack might have something to do with it. He might have sent her away on assignment. Carly said they had to figure out where she was and force Jack to bring her back, and Valentin said he had a way, but she wasn’t going to like it.

Josslyn said she knew Nathan’s real identity, so he couldn’t let her go, and he said he was improvising, since he hadn’t known last night would get so out of control. She wondered how the room was set up perfectly for a hostage and asked who else had been there. He told her to stop asking questions. He’d bought her act until Britt told him that she was WSB. She said she knew she couldn’t trust Britt and Britt had known his real identity the entire time. She assumed he was also working for Cullum and Sidwell, and he said he and Britt wanted out. He didn’t want to kill her. She told him that she wouldn’t say anything and could help him, but he said she wasn’t going anywhere and didn’t even know where she was. No one would suspect the golden retriever of the PCPD had anything to do with her disappearance.

Britt told Emma that she could pick up her prescription at the pharmacy and schedule a follow-up with Dr. Navarro, but Emma said she may as well stick with Britt for now. Britt said see her in six weeks.

Ava arrived at the gallery and said she had a private sale later, so Trina could take the rest of the day off. She insisted.

Cody told Molly that he’d been asking what was going on with Ava and Ric, and Ric told them, like Ava said, it was unfinished business, nothing important. He asked about Molly’s book tour, and she said she’d be gone in the summer for at least a month. Cody said he’d be going with her, and Ric said that was good. He’d noticed how happy Cody made her. Cody said he couldn’t take all the credit. Molly had been happy since Ric stuck around. Molly agreed and told Ric, please don’t do anything to screw that up.

Sonny told Alexis that he wasn’t surprised Ric betrayed him, but was surprised he didn’t want it to be true. She said it seemed they were closer, and Sonny said they were closer than ever. That’s why he was giving Ric the benefit of the doubt. Alexis said, what if Ric was going after him again? and Sonny said he didn’t know what he’d do, but they’d be done. There would be no coming back.

Jack asked if he’d be reassigned, but Cullum said he’d be staying on for now and taking orders directly from him. Unless he wanted a transfer. Jack said he wanted what was best for the Bureau, and Cullum said, first, Jack would hand over all his files, including the list of agents working for him.

Nathan said he’d be back later and asked Josslyn to quit making a run for it. She asked, what about Cullum and Sidwell? They didn’t strike her as the types to leave witnesses. He said he’d do his best to keep her alive, but she had to trust him, and she asked why she should. He asked if she had any other options… Right. So she should stop thinking of him as her captor and start thinking about him as her best shot of surviving this. He left.

Nina said, as much as she hated Drew, she didn’t take any pleasure in this. No one should be kept in this condition, even him. She was sorry. She prepared the shot and said she just had to support her daughter and trust they’d find a way out for everyone sake. Her phone rang and she left the prepared syringe on the table, where Drew eyeballed it. Valentin told Nina that he had a job for her.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Sonny asks what Ethan’s got, and Ethan says he’s been on Ric all day. He met up with Ava at the MetroCourt Gardens – again. They left separately, but they met up later. Sonny asks, where? and Ethan says, Ava’s gallery. Sonny says, just the two of them, and Ethan says, just the two of them. It was just the two of them when he left, yeah. Sonny bangs on the table and says his brother’s slipping. He’s not covering his tracks like he used to.

At the gallery, Ric tells Ava, don’t even think about backing out now, and she says, he came to her, remember? She didn’t ask for this. He tells her that he’d say she asked for plenty – he taps on his briefcase – and she’ll get it. She says she’d better, and Ric asks what time he’s getting here. She says, soon, and he says, how soon is soon? She tells him to relax and he says, that’s easy for her to say. She says she told him, she’s going to follow through on her promise. Doesn’t she always?

Nina wheels Drew into the bedroom and suggests they stay in there because Jack Brennan is on his way here. He’s going to walk in with no idea what he’s walking into. Not that she’s any better, because Valentin didn’t say anything to her when he called. He didn’t tell her anything. But because Drew’s been trying to communicate so much, she has to give him his weekly dose before Jack gets here and before Valentin can think of some other chore to call and interrupt her with… Oh. Oh my God. No, no, no. She runs into the living room.

At the MetroCourt, Lucas tells Felicia, this was nice, and she says, it was. It is. He says, it’s nice seeing her outside the hospital walls. They should do it more often. She says, yes, they should, and they will. Unfortunately, she’s fallen down on the job lately. He says, what job? And she says he knows his mom likes her checking in on him and his sister. He says, don’t worry. He’s fine. She says, uh-oh. Does that mean that Carly’s not? He says, depends on who you ask.

Nina runs around like a chicken with its head cut off, and grabs the syringe. She goes back in the bedroom and closes the door. She says, okay. She definitely doesn’t need anyone walking in on them while she’s injecting him, so she’s just gonna do it here. All right? Where they have some privacy. And she totally doesn’t need anyone listening to her talking to herself. So… She preps his arm with alcohol and says she doesn’t know how Willow does it. She makes it look so easy, but Willow told her that he was overdue, so they have to do this… Can he please not look at her while she does it? He continues to stare at her, and she’s about to give him the shot, when she hears someone outside and runs back to the living room.

Carly says, absolutely not, but Valentin says, it’s already set in motion. She says, he has to unset it. He has to come up with a solution that doesn’t involve her. He says he’s willing to do whatever it takes to find out where Jack took Josslyn. Is she? She says, of course (🍷) she is, but whatever it takes shouldn’t involve putting her daughter’s life in Nina’s hands.

Nina runs around some more and finally puts the syringe under a toy truck on a shelf. She opens the door to Jack, and he says, so. She has something for him on Valentin? She says, hi to you too.

Dante takes some Alka-Seltzer and flashes back to telling Elizabeth that he needs a sample so he can run it against the sample found on the gun. He knows he’s asking a huge thing. This is not just keeping a dog bite off the books and he knows he’s putting her in a bad spot with HIPPA and everything, but this shooting, it happened in their town with people that they know, and he doesn’t trust the WSB. She says, the WSB took Jake’s father. She doesn’t trust them either. There’s a knock at the door, and he lets Elizabeth in. She says she hopes she’s not in any trouble, and he says, no, of course (🍷) not. Does she want to have a seat? She sits, and he says he got the test results from Cullum’s blood sample. She says, that was fast, and he says, yeah. He had them put a rush on it. She says, and? Was it Cullum’s blood on the gun?

Lulu goes out on the porch, when Nathan approaches, and she asks, what happened to him? He says, it was a perp. Where’s the kids? She says, out, and he asks if she can get Rocco to come home, but she says she’d rather not. Why? What’s going on? He says, she’s got to send him away tonight or Cullum will end his life.

Valentin says, she forged an alliance, and Carly says she knows that. He says, they don’t need Brennan suspicious when she reaches out to him, but she says he’s giving Nina more credit than she deserves. The stakes are too high. She doesn’t trust Nina. And if he’s right that Jack has shipped Josslyn off to some WSB outpost for the sole purpose of getting back at her… My God. He says he’s sorry. He should have seen this coming. He should have known that Jack would use Josslyn as a way to retaliate. He goes to a storage cabinet, takes out his gun, and puts it in his waistband. He says he can make it right, so let him, and he walks out.

Jack says he assumes Nina brought him here because she finally has something for him on Valentin, and she says, he looks terrible. Is he all right? He says, just tell him why he’s here, and she says she wanted to discuss the arrangement he has with Willow. He says he wasn’t aware he needed to discuss his arrangement with her, and she says, well, it shouldn’t be a big surprise. Willow is her daughter and she’s working hard to secure WSB fundings through her congressional office. He says, yeah, she better be, and Nina says, now she needs to make sure that he’s going to hold up his end of the bargain. Is he positive he can find incriminating evidence against Drew? He says, if he were her, he’d worry less about his arrangement with Willow and more about her promise to him and what’s going to happen if she betrays him.

Lulu says they already talked about this, but Nathan says, things are different now. Cullum got out of the hospital. She says, today? and he says, yes. And they both know the first thing he’s gonna do is find and punish the person who shot him. She asks why she would know that, and he says, come on. Rocco told them that he shot Cullum in the back while he was facing Jason, which means that Cullum knows that Jason couldn’t have been the one to do it. And yet Jason still hasn’t denied it. So then the question becomes, who is important enough to Jason to protect. Right? She says, right, and he says, okay. So once you ask that question, once you start taking stock of all of the people who connect to Jason and Britt, how long do you think it’s going to take Cullum to get to Rocco? He may have done it already. He may have figured it out already. She asks if he’s trying to scare her, but he says, no. He’s trying to save her son’s life.

Dante says, so, that was not Cullum’s blood on the gun, and Elizabeth says, okay. Any theories on whose it is? He says, that’s why he wanted her to come by. He has another favor to ask her. She says, look, she wants to help him and she will help him, but getting Cullum’s blood sample without a warrant will get nothing. She only did it because she trusts him. He says, no. He knows that too. He won’t ask her to put herself at risk again. He promises. She thanks him, and he says he’s just got stuff going through his head a little bit and he was hoping that he could work through it with her. She says, well, then she’s listening, and he says, so Jason’s blood was on the gun. Jason handled the gun. That part is not up for debate. She says, well, so did somebody else, right? and he says, right, but it wasn’t Britt and it wasn’t Cullum. She says, which would indicate that there was at least one other person on the pier that night, and he says, right, but Cullum, Jason, Britt, none of them made any mention of anyone else being there. But they know someone else handled that gun. So one or all of them are lying about what actually went down that night.  

Ric says, Ava following through on her promises, that’s rich, and she says, name one that she’s broken. He says, let’s see. When she went behind his back and started working with Alexis. She says, he did it to her, and he says he had to. She was being reckless. And by the way, he hasn’t forgiven her for her little part in holding him hostage in Alexis’s basement with the ball gag. She says, if he keeps talking about that, she’s going to start to think he liked it, and he says he and Elizabeth could have been killed in that car wreck. If anybody deserved to benefit from that payout, it would be them. She says, there it is, and he says, there what is? She says, God forbid he should go five seconds without bringing up his precious Elizabeth.

Sonny tells Ethan that he didn’t want to believe it. Ric’s up to something with Ava. Ava’s in bed with Sidwell. You do the math. Ethan says, on the surface, it doesn’t look good, and Sonny says, no, and there was no meeting. Ethan says he’s sorry, and Sonny says he had his reservations, but now he positively knows, Ric is out to get him.

Dante says, Jason shooting Cullum isn’t beyond the scope, right? and Elizabeth says, no, but the way it was all handled doesn’t sound like him at all. Dante says, no, but that’s not really what’s bothering him, and she says, okay. What else? He says, Jason’s fired how many guns in his life and he gets a slide bite. It’s a rookie injury. Makes him think someone else got their hands on that gun and Jason decided to cover for them. She says she thinks she knows who it was.

Lulu tells Nathan that the only people who know Rocco pulled the trigger as of right now are them, Jason, and Britt. And he promised Britt would stay quiet. He says, she will, but right now, it’s Rocco they’ve got to worry about, and she says, why? He says, she knows why. The kid is clearly struggling. He could crack at any moment. Hell, he kind of already did. He told Britt everything. The only thing protecting Rocco right now is the fact that Cullum does not know. She says she’ll talk to Rocco and make sure he understands, but he says, they tried that already, and still the kid cracked under the guilt. And he doesn’t blame him. What he’s going through is terrible, but it’s only a matter of time before he tells somebody else. And maybe it’s Danny or Charlotte, but maybe it’s not. Maybe it’s a total stranger. Look, the guilt is clearly getting to him. He’s getting sloppy. It’s not safe for him to be here. She says, stop telling her how to protect her son. Sending him away is only going to cause more damage. He needs to be here with his family, with her, his mother, who knows exactly what happened and why. She will do everything in her power to help him… Don’t look at her like that, like she’s some kind of child that doesn’t understand. He says, that’s not what he thinks of her. He just thinks that she is vastly underestimating how lethal Cullum is. She says she doesn’t care. She’s not sending Rocco away based on hypotheticals and what-ifs. He says, fine. Then he needs to ask her a question and needs her to be honest with him. Nobody knows her son like she does, right? She says, that’s right, and he says, okay. So knowing that, knowing what she knows and the pressure that he’s under, does she really think Rocco can keep this secret much longer?

Lucas gets a text from Carly asking where he is and he says, oh, speak of the devil. Felicia says, Carly? and he says, she wants to know where he is. Felicia says, tell her to join them. She’d love to see her. He says he’s surprised Carly wants to see him, and she asks, how come? He tells Felicia that he’ll just say he pushed her to rethink her relationship patterns, and she says, that makes sense. He says, it does? and she says, maybe he doesn’t want to lose Carly the way he lost Marco. How is he doing? He tells her that when he said he was okay earlier, he lied. He’s a mess. She says she thought that might be the case, and he says his emotions are all over the place. Answering, how are you? it just feels impossible sometimes. She says, it’s easy to put on a brave face, just tell everybody he’s okay, and he says he loved Marco. She says she knows he did, and he says he didn’t realize how much of Marco he’d asked until it was too late. She says, it’s not his fault Marco died, but he says, it’s not guilt that he’s feeling. It’s more regret. Not that it does him any good. She says, it rarely does, and he says, Marco’s gone and there’s nothing he can do to bring him back, but he can’t let go until he does something to honor him.

Nina glances at the syringe under the toy truck and says, the sooner Jack finds evidence against Drew, the better for everyone. So what has he found so far? Jack says he has several promising leads, and she says, really? In the bedroom, Drew concentrates on listening, and Jack says, yes. Nothing actionable yet, but yes. She says, okay, leads are good. What are they? He says he doesn’t trust her not to interfere, and she asks what he’s saying to her. Is he trying to tell her that he doesn’t have anything? He tells her that what he’s trying to say to her is that he has a superior who has taken over his office and he can’t afford to have him tipped off to their arrangement. So he will make his move when the scrutiny lets up. She says, okay, but when will that be? and he says, when it lets up. He’ll just have to patient and so will she. She says, okay, so he’s telling her that he doesn’t have anything. She needs him to find something. Okay. All right. He needs to leave. And he needs to leave Port Charles – now.

Lulu tells Nathan that she can’t say for certain what Rocco will do, and he says, exactly. She says, but she can only hope that someday he will see that he saved the lives of the people he cared about. But until then, she knows in her heart that sending him away all by himself is not the answer. He says, then go with him. Take him to Ireland to visit Kevin and Ace. She says, for what? A mother/son bonding trip? He says, sure, why not? It’s almost summer. No one will question it. She asks what he’s talking about. His father would. He has one. Remember? Dante loves Rocco. He’s not going to be okay with her just taking him to Europe without him knowing why. And even if he was, he might not agree to it. Nathan says he’s not talking about forever. Just until the scrutiny passes. She says, okay. What about Charlotte, her mom, their home, school? She and Rocco have a life here. He says, she’s not listening, but she says, no. He is not listening to her. Rocco is a child who is dealing with something traumatic, and his solution is to rip him away from the people who care about him. He says, no. His solution is to save Rocco’s life. She says, if Cullum finds out… He says, it’s not a matter of if, and she says, when Cullum finds out, regardless of what anyone else says, including his father, she will take her son and run. She knows what to do and she will do it if necessary. It’s just not necessary yet.

Elizabeth tells Dante that she’s treated slide bites before. In fact, she treated one the night of the shooting. At least she’s 90% sure that’s what it was. Dante says, 90%. That’s pretty good odds. She says, yeah, but there’s a chance she could always be wrong, and he says, look, if she knows something and she doesn’t feel like it’s going to put herself at risk and she wants to tell him, then… It could help free Jason, bring Jake and Danny their father back. She says she had a patient come in with an injury that was consistent with having fired a gun, and he says, this injury being a slide bite. She says, consistent with a slide bite, yes, and he says, got it. He’s gone over the evidence several times. He doesn’t remember seeing anything from GH about that. She says, well, that was her fault. She knows she’s supposed to report any gun related injury… He says, but she didn’t. Why not? She says she was trying to do a favor for a friend, just like she is now, and he asks, who was the patient? She says, it was Rocco.

Ethan asks, so what’s the move? and Sonny says he needs to confront Ric tonight. Ethan says, all right, let’s do that, and Sonny says, he’s going to positively deny it and things are going to get ugly. Ethan says, how so? and Sonny says, because he’s going to need to know why Ric’s involved with Sidwell and Ric’s not going to give it up that easily. Ric’s just going to look him straight in the face and say, on their mother’s grave, he has nothing to do with Ava or Sidwell. Ethan says he stands by what he saw. He can’t walk that back. Sonny says, good. Because once this starts, there’s no stopping it.

Ric tells Ava, come on. Do not pretend like he broke her heart. But she got her divorce settlement from Nikolas intact. He’s still waiting for his thank you card, by the way. She says, that money was stolen from her. She was just recovering what was hers. He says, yes, and she got it. Now she’s going to have several crisp new reasons to keep that buried. She says, he’s working awfully hard for this transaction. What’s in it for him? Sonny is going to be none too pleased when he finds out that Ric’s partnered with her. Ric says he’s just doing what he has to do, when Ava’s phone dings. Ric asks, what is it? and she says, he just texted. He’s here.

Carly walks into the restaurant, and Felicia says, look who’s here. Lucas didn’t tell Carly she was with him? He says he didn’t think he had to. Did he? Carly says, no. It’s always so great to see her. He says, Carly looks – she says, careful – upset, and she says, it hasn’t been a great few days. Felicia says, sit, and Carly sits down. Lucas says, tell them everything, and she says she and Jack Brennan are done.

Nina says, Jack has to go, and he says, she called him over here and now she can’t wait for him to leave. She says, please trust her. He has to leave. He asks why she needs him to leave so badly, and Valentin says he was kind of wondering the same thing. He stands in a doorway with his gun drawn and says, close the door, and Nina closes it. Valentin says, Nina, Nina, Nina. He was warned about her, that she couldn’t be trusted. He guesses he should have listened. Hi, Jack. Thanks for joining us. Want to get down to business?

Jack says, so that’s what this is all about? She brought him in for Valentin? She says she didn’t have a choice. He knew about their deal over Charlotte. He figured it out. Jack says, that’s just it, huh? She’s serving him up to Valentin on a silver platter. She says she didn’t know he’d bring a gun, and Valentin says, that’s enough. He tells Jack to hand over his weapon, and Jack gives Valentin his gun. Valentin puts it on the mantel and asks where Jack sent Josslyn. Jack asks what he’s talking about, and Valentin says, don’t play dumb. Jack asks, what happened to Josslyn? and Valentin says he doesn’t have time for this. Jack says, Valentin thinks he sent Josslyn somewhere to punish Carly? and Valentin says, he didn’t? Jack says, no, and Valentin says, see, here’s the thing. If Jack is lying, then they’re through here. If Jack’s telling him the truth, then Jack is useless to him. And neither scenario ends well for him.

Carly says, they were both right about Jack. Lucas warned her how many times? He says, too many to count, and she says, and Felicia. Felicia spoke up in the hospital after she was poisoned. Felicia says she remembers, but no one is judging Carly, least of all her. She knows from experience what it’s like to love someone whose first allegiance, despite their best intentions, will always be to the Bureau. Carly says she knows Felicia does, and Felicia says, there’s no way to build something real, something honest, when that’s the foundation of your relationship. Carly says she guesses she learned that the hard way, and Felicia says, knowing that doesn’t make it hurt any less. Carly says, it doesn’t, and thanks Felicia for saying that. Felicia says she’s going to lave the two of them to talk, and tells Lucas, we’ll do this again soon? He says, absolutely, and Felicia leaves. He tells Carly, okay, spill, and she says she did. He says he wants the real reason she and Jack broke up. It certainly wasn’t because he told her to. She says, how does he know? and he says, because she never listens to him. Jack found out she was cheating on him, didn’t he?

Dante says, Rocco, that can’t be, and Elizabeth says she’s so sorry. She can’t imagine what he’s feeling right now and she knows it sounds crazy. He says, it does sound crazy, Rocco shooting a WSB agent. He’s never even held a gun. She says she’s only telling him what she witnessed, and he says he knows. Okay. Maybe can she start from the beginning? She says she was on duty at the hospital when Lulu came in and Lulu had her paged specifically because Rocco had cut his hand. He says, right. Rocco was helping Lulu in the kitchen. There was an accident, a knife slipped. She says, that’s what they told her too, but it wasn’t a knife cut. It was a slide bite. He says she seems pretty certain, and she says, at the time, she didn’t have any context, so she didn’t question it. But then… Remember at the hospital, he asked her how Rocco seemed because he felt Rocco had been awfully quiet and withdrawn. He says, yeah. She said she noticed it too. She says, yeah, including the night of the shooting. Rocco was not himself and neither was Lulu. Lulu was all on edge and she just thought maybe Lulu was just worried about her son’s hand. But then… He says he doesn’t believe it, and she says, and he’s right. Jason wouldn’t make those kinds of mistakes. And the list of people he would go to prison for just isn’t that long. He says, but Sonny’s grandkid, Danny’s brother, he’d be on that list.

Lulu says, for the time being, Rocco stays here and so does she, and Nathan says he thinks she’s making a mistake. She says, he’s made several. Starting with coming into her home and lecturing her repeatedly about what’s best for her child. And then he all but demands that she listen to him instead of doing what she thinks is right. Like he knows Rocco better than she does? He tells her that he never said this, and she says, get this and get this now. She will not send Rocco away to God knows where for God knows how long. He says, then she’s leaving him with no way to protect him or her. Why is she being so stubborn and naïve about this? He thought she was smarter than this.

Dante wonders, why would Rocco do such a thing? but Elizabeth says she doesn’t know. She just knew that she didn’t want to get him into trouble. And she didn’t want to put Dante in the position that she’s put him in now. He says, she didn’t out him anywhere. This isn’t on her. If anything, everything’s falling into place right now. Jason and Britt’s statement. Rocco… Saying his name doesn’t even feel real. She says she’s really sorry, but he says she shouldn’t be apologizing to him. He should be apologizing to her. She says, what? and he says, Jason is Jake’s father. Jason is in a WSB prison for covering for his son. Elizabeth has stakes here too. She says, not in the same way, and he says, Jason just took the fall for his kid. She says, and that’s the only part that does make sense, because that is something Jason would do.

Carly says, yes, Jack figured it out and he knows everything, and Lucas says, yikes. She says she wonders how that happened, and he says, don’t look at him, but she says she’s absolutely looking at him. He says, first, he and Jack Brennan don’t talk, okay? Secondly, he would never do that to her. And not just because it’s wrong, but because, as she knows, he was worried about what would happen if Jack found out. She says, he was right to worry because Jack’s dangerous and she gets that now, and he says, better late than never. She says she needs to know how Jack found out, and he asks if she’s sure Jack didn’t just figure it out on his own. She says, he didn’t just figure it out on his own. When he came over, he let himself in. He barged into her bedroom and he was angry. Someone told him. And if it wasn’t him… If he didn’t say anything to anyone, how did it get back to Josslyn?

Ava says, now that Ric got what he so desperately wanted, she believes they discussed today’s commission for her having introduced the two of them. He says, actually, it wasn’t so bad, and she says, practically painless. He says, maybe for her. She got what she wanted. She says, don’t kid yourself. We both did. He hands her an envelope of money and as she’s counting it, Sonny and Ethan walk in.

Jack says, so this is how it ends, huh? Valentin lures him here, gets the drop on him, and pulls a gun. Valentin says he knows. It’s too easy. Jack’s lost his edge. But Jack did let him take the fall for him. Sent him to Steinmauer. Remember that? Jack says he remembers Valentin being in Steinmauer, and Valentin says, that went well. Almost admirable. And now he’s targeting girls like Josslyn. That’s low, even for him. Jack says he doesn’t know anything about that. Now why doesn’t Valentin put down the gun? Because if something happened to Josslyn, Valentin is going to need him to find her. Valentin says, no. He found someone he likes working with a lot more. Nina screams, no! as Jack lunges for Valentin’s gun. They struggle and Nina tells them not to kill each other. Stop! Drew continues to listen, and Valentin loses the gun. Jack knocks him to the floor, and Valentin crawls toward the gun, but Jack pulls him back.

Elizabeth says, they were looking into Cullum’s shooting and she was just praying that when he was done, it would be Cullum’s blood on that gun. Dante says, it would have made things whole lot easier, and she says, some things, maybe. She gets up and heads for the door and says, he knows how much she cares about Rocco and she’ll do anything to protect him. He says, that’s supposed to be his job though, right? As a parent, he was supposed to protect him. And he failed. She says, but he didn’t know Rocco needed protecting, and he says, yeah, but he should have. She says, how? and he says he doesn’t know. She knew. She says, because she had information he didn’t, and he says, this whole time, Rocco was struggling. He just thought Rocco was feeling for Danny because… The guilt must be eating him alive, you know. Like he shot someone. That brings its own trauma, but he’s also the reason Danny’s now without his father, right after he’s lost his mom. She says she knows. It’s too much for both of them. He says he could have been there for Rocco. He could have helped him through this. He shouldn’t have to shoulder this weight alone… He wasn’t alone, right? She says she doesn’t think so, and he says, Britt must have known. She says she assumes so, and he says, Lulu knows too. Elizabeth says she’s pretty sure Lulu does, and he wonders how she could do that. This whole time their son has been struggling in this enormous amount of pain. How could she lie to him about something this important?

Lulu asks if Nathan is saying she’s stupid, but he says he thinks she’s failing to grasp how dangerous this situation is. She says, I’m sorry, detective. Then he obviously doesn’t know her, because she knows exactly what’s going on. He says, then she would know that all he wants to do is protect Rocco, and she says, really? By destroying him? Because that’s what sending him away would do. And if he can’t see that, then she thought he was smarter than that. He says, come on, and she says, consider himself removed from the situation. He says, all right. Her son, her secret. He won’t do anything to change that. He leaves and looks at her for a moment through the window before he walks away from the house.

Lucas says he’s just fine with Brennan no longer being Carly’s hug honey. The way she ended things might not have been ideal, but her whole thing wasn’t healthy, so why would the break-up be any different? She says, Josslyn didn’t want her with him from the beginning, and he says, same. She says, okay. Well, maybe Josslyn figured things out and she told Jack because she wanted to drive them apart. He says, let him ask her this. Is Brennan worth her tanking her relationship with her daughter? She says, of course (🍷) not, and he says, then she needs to talk to her. She says, that’s all she wants to do. The only thing that matters is finding Josslyn and making things right.

Drew looks as worried as he can, while Nina continues to holler in the living room. She keeps yelling, no! Stop! Valentin kicks Jack away and grabs the gun, and they struggle over it again. Nina grabs the syringe from under the toy truck and stabs Jack with it near his neck. She backs away, and both Valentin and Jack look surprised. Jack drops to the floor.

Ric asks what Sonny is doing here, and Sonny says he could ask Ric the same thing. Ava asks if they can have their family reunion someplace else? but Sonny says, no, they can’t. She says, then she’ll have to be the one to leave, but Ethan says he thinks they’ll all just stay put for the moment. Sonny cocks his gun, and Ric says, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. What the hell’s going on here? Sonny says, Ric came to him and said he could trust him. Then Ric betrayed him again. He’s telling Ric right now, this is the last time.

On Monday, Carly tells Charlotte that she can’t do that, no matter what happens; Drew moves his finger; and Lulu asks if Dante has evidence that Rocco shot Cullum.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

The first thing I thought was how nice it was too.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-eden-mccoy-on-josslyns-fight-to-survive-cassius

My guess is, there is no next for Jack and Carly.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-whats-next-for-jack-carly-laura-wright-chris-mckenna-talk-fallout

Two different connections dissected.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-ric-and-eilzabeths-twisted-romantic-history-explained

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-ethans-connection-to-delilah-baby-phoebes-mother-revealed

Just for fun. Hmm… I wonder if it’s harder for him to get a date now.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-cameron-mathison-opens-up-about-dating-after-divorce

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

Mike baited Alesia, telling her that she should have been 2nd stew, but Alesia didn’t take the bait. Daisy said she’d warned him about gossiping and he was working until 9 pm. He said, we’ll see about that, and she said she’d have him kicked him off the boat. She went to see Captain Jason – ha-ha! Jason has a pet fish – and gave him a rundown on the situation. The captain called Mike to the bridge, and Mike went from being his own HOD to being fired. Captain Jason said Mike was the source of the toxicity on the boat. He’d been disrespectful to a team leader and he was sending Mike home. In Mike’s interview, he said it wasn’t the first time he’d been sacked for being entertaining, but he couldn’t change who he was. Ellie told Alesia that Jenna was evil, and Ben whined about wasting time with the wrong woman. A new stew was coming and Daisy didn’t want to room with sh*t stirrer Ellie, so to accommodate the new stew and herself, she moved in with João and shuffled everyone else around. Of course Ellie made it about her. Sujay and Brenna were the primaries for the next charter, and were bringing along some friends and Sujay’s parents. In Sujay’s interview (new thing alert – guest interviews), he said his parents had sacrificed everything for their children’s education. He was a doctor now and he wanted his parents to live their best lives. The friends he was bringing were all in the medical field and also all kids at heart. First on the agenda was an 80s night, and while the décor was rad, I think disco balls are more 70s. When Daisy helped make shrimp cocktails, Ellie grabbed a shrimp out of her hand, which was not cool and all uncool. Alesia told Daisy that Ellie was talking about her behind her back, and Daisy asked what Ellie thought this was. Days of Our Lives? Alesia said she didn’t know what that was.😯In Daisy’s interview, she said Ellie was gaslighting front, back, and center. If she kept it up, she’d be fired next. Ellie bitched endlessly to Ben, saying Jenna and João were two snakes, and told Alesia that Jenna and João were all over each other in the hot tub. Jenna was evil.

Real Housewives Of Rhode Island

Alicia rented a 28-bedroom castle in Newport for a girls’ trip and the property was beyond fabulous. Old-timey cars had been sent to take them there, and the package included two butlers as well. It was also the 100th anniversary of the town. Kelsey broke up with her sugar daddy, and said being an adult was stressful.😕It was amazing how much she didn’t know, like how to keep a checkbook or cross the street. There was a doll tea party with each woman being assigned a doll, which was kind of cute. Then a masquerade dinner where they were assigned masks that matched their personality. They were to reveal something about themselves as they took their masks off, which was actually somewhat interesting. Jo-Ellen claimed that not getting enough love in her childhood was what made her into an a-hole. I paraphrase. Ashley spoke about leaving the sugar bowl, but her ex was still helping her, so not quite. There was a big to-do about Ashley saying her father left them homeless and Liz not having it. In Liz’s interview, she said Ashley had a big family and moved in with her grandparents, which wasn’t exactly shabby. There was a whole bunch of stuff about Rosie not telling the truth, and in Liz’s interview, she said the castle was big, quirky, and wild, not unlike them.

Summer House

Jesse had volunteered for a summer camp for kids with cancer, since he was a cancer survivor and wanted to give back. West and Ciara came with him, and in Ciara’s interview, she said she’d missed West as a friend. Of course, we’re all looking at this with West and Amanda eyes now, so everything is examined microscopically. Lindsay told Amanda that Carl’s mom had brought up past pain. Carl never had a respectful conversation with her and she was tired of being treated like a villain, while they were the victims. She couldn’t handle it anymore. It was the housemates’ last weekend in the Hamptons, so they began it with a water gun fight. KJ said he’d been himself for first time there and it was ending too soon. That’s one perspective. Ciara said suggested to Kyle that he and Amanda spend a month apart while still going to therapy and having date nights. They could fall back in love. She’d had the same conversation with Amanda, who said she didn’t disagree, but felt like it was a last ditch effort. In Ciara’s interview, she said Amanda deserved more, but she knew Kyle. He was wrong, but he had feelings too. Ciara told Kyle that she thought there was too much togetherness, since he and Amanda lived and worked in the same space together. In typical juvenile fashion, those at the first night’s dinner chanted and banged their silverware on the table until Carl and Bailey kissed. In Carl’s interview, he said the Australian Bachelor had nothing on him. Kyle announced that he was going to Vegas, where he was working on a residency contract for 2026. Lindsay asked if he’d discussed it with Amanda, referencing the Reunion where Amanda said she wanted to have kids with someone who wanted to have them with her. He clearly wasn’t ready, but Amanda was. Kyle said Amanda wasn’t ready, and they talked about Amanda like she wasn’t there. Kyle said he felt like he was under attack. He spiraled, yelled, walked out, and threw things. Carl followed him out, telling him to chill, and a fist fight commenced. Ho-hum.

The Valley

The group went to San Diego and Schwartz invited his new girlfriend Kiana along. When they got to the Airbnb or whatever, Jesse and Zack acted like Ramona 1 and 2, grabbing their rooms. They took a trip to an amusement park, and although Kristen said she was feeling like sh*t, she toughed it out. In Kristen’s interview, we had to hear TMI about her first period after having the baby. Since Michelle had recently lost her mother, Lala commiserated, telling Michelle about how much she missed her father.  

Southern Hospitality

Continuing in the DR, Lake was outed for sleeping with Oisin, and there was a bunch of discussion about it at breakfast. The group went ziplining and had something called Dinner in the Sky, which you couldn’t pay me enough to do. The dinner table was on a platform a million miles up (okay, I exaggerate… a little), so God forbid you should drop your napkin. Molly said Emmy had a weird vibe, but I’m not sure how you’d tell with this bunch. Michols and TJ seemed to be catching feelings, and they also went to a crazy Mardi Gras-ish burlesque type club which was glamourous and crowded to capacity.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills – Reunion Part 3

Erika said Dorit’s claims that she was being antagonistic to save her job were hurtful and untrue. Dorit accused Sutton of being a social climber, and Kathy suggested Sutton explain that she was a socialite. Andy said Sutton had been to the Met ball numerous times, and Dorit apologized, but Sutton said she didn’t care. Dorit felt attacked and screeched about Kyle talking behind her back. She insisted that Kyle went into the season with a plan, and threw around the c-word. Then she moved on to insisting someone told Erika – probably Kyle – to go after her and whined about Erika not being at her book cover reveal. Again I ask, who has those? Even my husband – who couldn’t care less – asked why anyone would have that. After an incredible amount of thought, Erika summed it up by saying she was really sad, but I think she just gave up trying to convey anything to Dorit. In the end, Erika and Dorit decided to take a break. I’m not sure exactly what that means, but I wouldn’t be able to tolerate Dorit for more than five minutes. Maybe. As they wrapped things up, Andy asked what everyone would be manifesting, calling it the Amanda Francis impact. Kathy wanted happiness and good health for everyone and desired they would all be full of joy. Jennifer wanted to win the World Series of Poker, and Amanda said, goodness for everyone (zzzz…) and more of the great life she already had. Erika wanted to be free from her old life and onto new things, and Sutton chose having a man in her life, which Erika called man-o-festing. Rachel wanted to keep laughing through life and have a guy who made her laugh to make out with. Dorit was manifesting staying on track with PK and said she knew it was her year. Kyle wanted to survive her daughters moving out, along with manifesting inner peace and peace within the group. Good luck with that. Boz had a great answer and closest to the one I’d give. She wanted to manifest never hearing the word manifesting again. Andy had someone bring out Machatinis, along with two cakes for Kathy’s birthday. Kyle gave a toast to learning and growing, and having peace within themselves, their relationships, and the group. She hoped they all found peace together one day. Double good luck with that. Andy lifted a glass to 15 more seasons, which Amada thought was wonderful, apparently assuming she’d be there.

Random Reality Items

I miss her and her designer Frankenstein shoes.

She just said no.

Because I miss them already.

Keeping Archie in our thoughts and prayers. Please reach out to Shannon if you have any intel.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Trick. TubiTV, et al. Released in 1999, this isn’t exactly a new movie, but I needed a pick-me-up and it never fails. Gabriel is a young, gay musical writer in NYC, who’s not very good at being gay. Looking for love in all the wrong places, he meets Mark, a go-go boy. They try to find a place to be alone and fail miserably. An inconsiderate roommate, a clueless best friend, a nasty mean queen ex, and the universe in general conspire to keep them from hooking up, but along the way, they discover… Well, watch it. Despite the deceptive title, it’s the kind of film that will leave you smiling, funny and sweet without being saccharine. One of the things I loved most about it was the way it captured that time in life when you’re just starting out, optimistic about the future, and feel you can do anything. Having gone to acting school in NYC, I thought it was incredibly believable and captured the aura of struggling, hopeful artists to perfection. Tori Spelling is especially funny as Gabriel’s BFF and leading lady, and does a monologue about sh*t that never fails to crack me up. Supposedly, a Broadway musical is in the works, and I’d love to see that happen.

https://decider.com/2016/06/15/the-gay-we-were-trick

https://ew.com/article/1999/04/19/trick

Mr. Crocket. Hulu. – Children go missing, parents are found mutilated and dead, and the former host of a children’s show has made himself a presence in their lives via an old video tape. Mr. Crocket – a cross between Pee-wee Herman and William Marshall in Blacula – leaves a bloody trail in his wake, believing he is rescuing children from the abusive fate he had as a child. The town police are dummies and when two parents of missing children figure it out, they go to the dark side, where they find a skewed version of Mr. Crocket’s television show where he isn’t such a great housekeeper. The acting is authentic, the story both original and a little poignant, and there are some genuinely creepy moments.

https://culturecrypt.com/movie-reviews/mr-crocket-2024

Prey. Netflix. In this dubbed German film, a group of male friends get together for a getaway at a national park, a last hurrah before one of them gets married. It’s not long before they realize someone is hunting them and they’re picked off one by one. Simple and relatively short at around an hour and a half, I didn’t hate this. The acting is excellent, and while the premise isn’t incredibly original, the killer is a bit of a surprise. I also liked that it wasn’t a slow burn, and pretty relentless all the way through.

https://vanessasnonspoilers.com/archives/39082/prey-movie-2021-review-netflix-thriller

💃🏽 Artistic Fashion…

The Met Gala red carpet.

https://ew.com/met-gala-2026-red-carpet-photos-11963241

I don’t think there’s really a lot to unpack here.

https://ew.com/met-gala-2026-theme-explained-11965244

Lena Dunham, just no.

https://radaronline.com/p/met-gala-2026-red-carpet-best-and-worst-dressed-stars-photos

I figured Bad Bunny was the old guy in Grace by Eric Enstrom.

https://people.com/the-best-and-worst-of-the-2026-met-gala-11966648

I didn’t think Lauren Sánchez Bezos’ gown was so awful. While it was simple, maybe she was playing it lowkey to give others a chance for the spotlight.

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a71204010/best-worst-dressed-met-gala-2026

After the ball is over.

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a70820808/2026-met-gala-after-party-looks

🎭 All the World’s a Stage…

This year’s Tony nominees.

https://ew.com/2026-tony-awards-nominations-see-full-list-11961826

🧹 I Smell a Sequel…

A third installment of the tale of the Sanderson sisters is on the horizon.

https://ew.com/hocus-pocus-3-officially-in-development-bette-midler-sarah-jessica-parker-kathy-najimy-11968539

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/hocus-pocus-3-sequel

👿 Restoring the Condemned…

A fast and loose adaption of Aldous Huxley’s The Devils of Loudun about a 17th century witchcraft trial. I was always a big Oliver Reed fan, so I’ve seen this a couple of times. Not for the weak.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/the-devils-4k-restoration

🐶🐱 How Pet Moms Can Celebrate…

📸 Have your photo taken.

https://pethelpful.com/pet-news/petco-mothers-day-event-pet-moms-2026

💞 Deepen your bond.

https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/dog-mothers-day-on-saturday-bond-with-pets

💐 Make sure they’re safe.

https://www.aspca.org/news/make-your-mom-and-your-pets-smile-guide-pet-safe-mothers-day-bouquet

🐕 Care about their stories.

https://bestfriends.org/stories/features/7-animal-super-moms-marvelous-mothers-day

🐝 Quotes of the Week

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.Margaret Thatcher

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. – Albert Einstein

Just because the answer’s not what you want doesn’t mean it’s not true. – Rosie Woods DiMare, The Real Housewives of Rhode Island

Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.Marcus Aurelius

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. – Mark Twain

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies, and the character of his friends. – K@$H

She is the Grand Poohbah of slutdom. – Dorothy Zbornak (Bea Arthur), The Golden Girls

🎢 Spring Will Be a Little Late This Year…

Until next time, stay safe; stay taking a spring digital detox, stepping outside of your comfort zone (or at least just stepping outside), and developing yourself as a person; and stay making sure guests don’t think your couch is like sleeping on a board that smells like popcorn.

Video> Three Dog Night – Mama Told Me Not to Come (BBC in Concert, 7.12.1972)

May 1, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Brick Pays a Visit To Jordan, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Coming Soon, Women Who Rock, Animal Assist, A Half Dozen Quotes & First

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday: 

Carly brought Valentin a sandwich, saw the mess, and asked, what happened? He said he’d gotten a visit from her WSB agent daughter.

Obrecht told Josslyn that her Nathan would never impersonate Cesar, and Josslyn said Faison didn’t murder Nathan.

Outside Bobbie’s, Nathan praised James for his karate skills, when Sidwell came along.

Ethan was surprised Sonny sold the piers, and Sonny said, long story. If this worked out, there would be no secrets between them. Lucy showed up and wondered what Ethan was doing in Port Charles.

Dante brought Rocco in for his shift at the hospital, but Britt thought his hand should heal first. Rocco said he wanted to complete his community service before baseball season, and Dante wondered if Britt had seen Elizabeth.

Cullum said Elizabeth had given him excellent care despite sharing a child with the man who shot him.

Lucy hugged Ethan and said he was still handsome. Ethan said, same, and Sonny agreed. Lucy said she was always thinking about Luke and the trouble they’d gotten into, and Ethan left to get coffee. Lucy said she was confident in confiding to Sonny that she was going to make her move on Sidwell.

Sidwell asked if James learned that lethal move from his father.

Rocco asked if Britt needed help, but she told him to go get changed, and he left. Dante hoped Britt could help out with the pier investigation, but she said she’d given her statement and nothing had changed, and she left.

Elizabeth said every patient was given the best care, despite who they were or their position, and Sidwell asked how her son Jake was handling things. He suggested she and Jason were still close, but she said that was hard considering she didn’t know where Jason was. He asked if she was working the night he was shot, and she said she hadn’t been part of his team. He said he wanted to find out where all the interested parties were, but she said she was hardly that. She didn’t see Jason that night. She was more than happy to assign another nurse, but he said it wasn’t necessary, and she suggested they stay focused on his care.

Valentin told Carly that he’d lost his temper. Josslyn neglected to mention her discovery of the book and cigarillos that Cullum had when she’d gone to Windymere. Carly wondered if that was code, but he said they were linked to Faison, and she wondered how they were linked to Josslyn. He said, not Josslyn – Anna.

Josslyn said it was a miracle Nathan was alive, and Obrecht agreed. Josslyn asked if she’d questioned why or how he was back, but Obrecht said he was a hero. He’d protected Maxie from a bullet from his own father. If Josslyn smudged her son, she’d regret it.

Lucy said she had to make her move or Ava would box her out, and Sonny said, let her. He told her to call him if she was in danger, but she promised she could handle herself, so ta. She left, and he said, famous last words, when Ethan came back. He asked what that was about, and Sonny said Ethan might have to save Lucy from herself.

Nathan told Sidwell that James was studying karate to learn focus and self-discipline, not to be lethal. Have a nice night. Nathan and James went into Bobbie’s.

Josslyn apologized, but said she couldn’t help thinking it was all connected with what was happening with Anna, and Obrecht said she’d forget they had this conversation. If someone was emulating Faison, it would be dangerous if they found out she was asking questions. She didn’t want to end up like Anna. Josslyn said she was letting it go and left. Obrecht took out her phone, while Josslyn skulked around.

Dante told Elizabeth that Rocco had been quiet lately, and she said she’d noticed. Dante thought maybe he felt guilty about Danny, and Elizabeth said she’d keep an eye on him. Had Dante followed up with Cullum? From the way he’d questioned her, he was looking for answers.

Valentin said Anna was convinced Faison was alive, but Carly said Jason was convinced he was dead. Maybe it was good that Anna was getting help. He said he didn’t think it was that simple. Cullum was dangerous and a Faison expert. She asked if he thought Cullum was playing a mind game with Anna, and he said he thought Cullum played a direct role in Anna’s breakdown.

Ethan said Sidwell was like a sparkler stuck between dynamite sticks, and Sonny said Sidwell was dangerous because of Marco being murdered. Lucy was in over her head, and he wanted Ethan to get her out of it. Ethan suggested they eliminate Sidwell.

Lucy met Sidwell at Bobbie’s and went over to say hello to James and Nathan. Sidwell suggested they sit together, but Nathan said Obrecht had invited them for dessert and he and James left. Lucy said she was thrilled that she and Sidwell could be alone.

Elizabeth told Dante that Cullum believed she was helping Jason, and Dante said he’d been barred from investigating what happened to Jason. He knew something was off, but hadn’t helped Jason or Danny, and they deserved better.

Cullum’s phone rang, and he asked what they had… Anna Devane… That is extremely interesting…

Valentin told Carly that Cullum and Sidwell were working on a project Faison had started. Anna knew the way Faison’s mind worked, and he thought she’d figured it out and was trying to stop it. Cullum would have wanted her out of the way. Carly said, why not kill Anna? but he said, it would attract attention. No one would rest until the killers were brought to justice, especially him.

Rocco peeked into Cullum’s room, and Britt grabbed him. He said he needed to see Cullum. He’d never shot anyone before. Britt said his life was riding on this and he could never say that again. Stay away from her and Cullum. Elizabeth saw Britt grabbing Rocco by the arm and yelling at him, and ran over. She told Britt to get her hands off Rocco.

Lucy asked how Sidwell was, and he said he had his ups and downs. She felt badly that she’d been in Los Angeles, but he said he’d never fault her for prioritizing business. Ava had been a bastion of support in her absence.  

Sonny said it was drastic and he’d never known Ethan to cross lines. Ethan said, things and people changed, and Sonny asked if he was saying he’d eliminate Sidwell for the right price. Ethan said, no, because it was personal. Sonny said, since when? and Ethan said since Sidwell tried to kill his mother.

Obrecht hugged James and asked if he was enjoying karate. James said he loved it, and she said karate enhanced mental health by fostering discipline, focus, stress relief, self-confidence. He said, and humility, and she said she had something for him that she’d brought from New Zealand. It was a power shell that symbolized prosperity, healing, and connection to the sea. James thanked her, and Obrecht hugged Nathan. He asked if everything was okay.

Josslyn went to see Dante and asked about the investigation into Cullum’s shooting, but he said there wasn’t one by the PCPD. She flashed back to seeing Nathan at the hospital, and Dante said Jason had confessed. There wasn’t much he could do. Josslyn said he’d know more than her about navigating the WSB, but he said she would because she was currently in it.

Carly asked if Valentin just didn’t want to believe Anna broke on her own. None of them was invincible. Valentin said the timing was suspect. Two of Faison’s children came back from the dead and Cullum had been pulling the strings for longer than anyone realized. There was a connection. There had to be. Carly asked what he wanted, and he said he wanted to talk to Anna directly. He’d called the clinic saying he was Doc (aka Dr. Kevin Collins).

Obrecht said things were better than fine, and James said Nathan had gone on a date with Lulu and he got to come too. The chicken got so burnt, they had to go out for pizza. Obrecht asked if they’d enjoyed the date, and James said he couldn’t wait to do it again. Nathan told James to ask Trish about her mother, and James left. Obrecht said it must be serious with him and Lulu if he was including James, and he said they’d gotten closer. She said it was clear he and James were happy. He was a good father to his son. James had needed Nathan. Nathan said he’d needed James too, and she said they had each other, and in the end, that’s all that mattered.

Lucy said she was glad Sidwell had Ava’s support, but now that she was back, he had even more. She was thinking it would be great to spend time on the open water, something more glamorous than the launch. He said, like his yacht, and she pretended to be surprised that he had one. She thought it would be perfect to take to the 4th of July regatta. She’d gone in the past. He said she was welcome to come on board anytime. Perhaps they should invite Ava as well.

Sonny told Ethan about Holly coming to him after she’d stolen Sidwell’s diamonds in Africa, and Ethan said, it was a small price to pay, since Sidwell had tried to kill her more than once. The world would be a better place without Sidwell, but there was obviously a reason Sonny wanted to keep him alive.

Dante said he knew Josslyn was in the WSB, and told her about seeing her connect with Vaughn at the airport. She asked if he’d told anyone, and he said it would put her in jeopardy, so only Anna. Help him. She was asking questions about an investigation that should be handled by her agency, and it made him think it wasn’t an open and shut case. He wanted to know who sent her here.

Elizabeth told Rocco to complete his assigned tasks, and he left. She asked what the hell Britt was doing speaking to Rocco like that and putting her hands on him, but Britt said it wasn’t what it looked like. Elizabeth said she had no right to treat Rocco like that, and Britt said she did it because she had to.

James came back with cake to share with Obrecht. He wished he had a brother and asked if Nathan felt the same way. Nathan said he’d had Peter, but James said he meant a good brother.

Dante asked if Brennan or Cullum had sent her, but Josslyn said the WSB hadn’t told her anything. They didn’t know she was there. Brennan had deactivated her and told her to stay out of this. Dante asked why she was on a fishing expedition then, and she said she didn’t buy the official explanation that Jason shot Cullum. It didn’t fit Jason or Britt. It looked like they were covering something up. He said the next time she wanted something, she’d better show up with something useful and be ready to trade. She said understood and left. Dante called Tomkins and asked for the pier shooting evidence that they’d buried. He was going to reopen the investigation.

Britt told Elizabeth that she knew she was a disaster for Rocco, and she was trying to do the right thing and get him out of her life. Help her keep Rocco away.

Ethan said instead of retaliating against the trouble Sidwell caused Sonny, Sonny sold him his piers. He had a specific reason to keep Sidwell alive or Sidwell had leverage. What was the move? Sonny said he was impressed and he had his reason for not wanting Sidwell dead… yet. Ethan said, if and when that changed, he’d be more than happy to take care of it.

Valentin said Anna’s condition hadn’t changed and she was still suffering from delusions, and Carly said he’d taken a huge risk. He’d already done it once and the WSB were monitoring her. They knew he cared about Anna and would expect him to reach out. What if the call led them to her house?

Lucy said, it would be a dream, when Sidwell got a call and went outside to take it. Cullum said they’d been monitoring Anna and a call was apparently made by her referring doctor, but they both knew he was in Ireland and the call came from Port Charles. He wanted to find out who placed the call and pay that person a visit.

Tuesday:

Kai met with Willow in her office, and she told him that she was going to be taking a more active role in the International Law Enforcement Appropriations Committee. She wanted to know who supported funding for the WSB and who didn’t. He asked if it had to do with her meeting with Brennan.

Portia and Trina ate at Bobbie’s and talked about the baby coming. Portia said they’d done nothing with the nursery, and Trina said it didn’t feel right to work on their project when Jordan was going through hell.

At the hospital, Turner gifted Jordan with a cashmere hoodie.

On the phone in his office, Curtis requested a copy of the paint analysis from the paint on the guardrail, when Michael brought him some Aurora paperwork. He asked Curtis if it was about Jordan’s accident and had they ID’d the other driver, and Curtis said, not yet, but there was a good chance it was Isaiah Gannon.

Isaiah thanked Lucas for covering for him, since he’d wrecked the side of his SUV in the parking garage.

Brook cuddled Phoebe, when Tracy walked in.

Michael asked why Curtis thought it was Isaiah, and Curtis said the other car scraped the guardrail and the paint was the same as Isaiah’s SUV. Michael said there were a lot of SUVs like his, and Curtis told him about Isaiah bugging Jordan at the hospital. It was like he was feeling guilty. Michael said it still seemed like a big leap, but Curtis thought it was worth pursuing.

Isaiah told Lucas that his mistake was going to cost him in car repairs.

Jordan apologized to Turner for being self-pitying, but Turner said Jordan didn’t have to put up a front. They were friends. She always wanted the truth no matter what. Jordan said her face may never be the same and she was trying to be realistic. She’d taken pride in her appearance and didn’t know if she could handle it.

Trina told Portia that she was torn. It seemed insensitive to move ahead. Portia said the baby wouldn’t put things on pause, but she was going to let Curtis know before they did anything. He wasn’t happy about not being aware of her last check-up. Trina said Jordan was shook up about the injuries to her face, and Portia said shattered glass could cause deep lacerations and they’d been compounded by burns. Trina felt guilty for being rude to Jordan in the past and wished she could do more, but Portia said it wasn’t too late.

Willow told Kai that she was working with Jack. What happened to Jason was a miscarriage of justice and she wanted to make sure it didn’t happen again. She needed more power and influence with the funding committee.

Tracy was desperate for caffeine after being awakened by a wailing baby, and Brook said Phoebe would have a better sleep schedule in six months, but Tracy said, she could be back with her actual family by then. Chase asked where Brook’s car was, and Tracy said she’d put both their cars in to get detailed. There was two for one deal, and who didn’t love a good bargain? Chase left for work, and Tracy told Brook that he was a smart cop. She’d better do a better job of covering.

Kristina visited Lucas’s office and said she wanted to see how he was doing. He said he was hanging in there, and she said she’d been thinking about Marco since they’d reopened Charlie’s. She’d be dead if not for him. He was a hero. Lucas agreed.

Isaiah called Willow and he asked for Kai’s number, and she said he was in luck. Kai was there. She put Kai on the phone, and Isaiah said he needed Kai’s help with something important. Could he swing by the hospital?

Brook told Tracy that she’d come clean with the police. She’d just explain that she didn’t know there was an accident and leave out the glass of wine part. Tracy said Lucy wouldn’t, and Brook said she wasn’t drunk, but Tracy said it didn’t matter. The police would assume she was covering up a crime even though she wasn’t responsible. Brook wondered why she felt like she was.

Jordan said she knew she should just be grateful to be alive, and Turner said people were judged on the appearance, especially women. (Truth!) She had to present a whole package to the jury. Men didn’t have to worry about the same things. Jordan said she was the public face of Sidwell’s company, and Turner asked if she was concerned he’d fire her. Jordan said, it might be a relief, and Turner said, eventually, Jordan would deal with it. Her strength and confidence was inspiring. Jordan said the lacerations had already changed how she felt about herself and she didn’t know how she felt about that.

Curtis told Michael to keep it to himself, and Michael said, of course (🍷). Curtis said he didn’t want to make any accusations until he had proof and even then it could be dicey. They’d worked hard at making peace, but the other driver committed a crime and should be held accountable. Michael said he understood, but it might not give Curtis the resolution he was hoping for. Curtis said he had to know if his hunch was correct.

Tracy said coming forward wouldn’t help Jordan and might make things worse for Brook, and Brook asked if she couldn’t just tell Chase. Tracy said, absolutely not. He’d be obligated to report it. Besides, secrets were part of a healthy marriage. What if Chase decided she was at fault and decided she should come forward? Brook said, or he could decide to protect her and compromise his own principles, and Tracy said, Jordan was at fault. All Brook did was swerve to avoid her. She was saving herself and Chase heartache. Trina stood at the patio door with a package.

Curtis asked Portia if there were any updates on Jordan’s condition, but Portia said she’d been keeping her distance. She and Trina had discussed the nursery and decided they’d wait on it, since he was focused on Jordan. Curtis told her to start anyway. It was funny how things could change in an instant. Portia said she and Isaiah were shocked to get the call, and Curtis said, so they were out of town? Portia wondered why he asked, and he said when they brought Jordan in, he’d hoped to bump into them. She said she was done working for the day, but Isaiah came back for an emergency house call.

Lucas was glad someone else knew Marco was so brave, and Kristina said she wanted the world to know. She thought they should honor him with a memorial. The Corinthos-Davis Foundation could do something to honor him and she wanted to know more about him.

Kai met Isaiah at the hospital. They had a young patient named Derek who’d been there for weeks. Kai asked how long Derek was supposed to stay, and Isaiah said he was waiting on a liver transplant. He was a huge football fan whose dream was to play quarterback at PCU. He thought a visit from Kai would brighten his day, since Kai was his favorite football player. Kai said he’d do whatever he could.

Michael went to see Willow in her office, and she apologized for losing her temper and saying things about Jacinda. He asked why she had a change of heart, and she said she realized the animosity wasn’t good for the kids. He accepted her apology and said she should probably apologize to Jacinda directly. She said she had a favor to ask.

Trina brought them a package that was mistakenly delivered to the apartment, and Brook asked about Jordan. Trina said she was expected to make a full recovery, but her face may be permanently scarred.

Turner said, of course (🍷) Jordan would feel different. She had to give herself time to heal physically and emotionally. Jordan said she was terrible at waiting (same) and had no control over what happened, and Turner said Jordan could give herself grace and lean on the people who cared about her. Jordan said Curtis didn’t sign up for this, and Turner said he didn’t seem like he backed away when things got tough. Curtis was lucky to have her. Jordan appreciated Turner letting her be herself, and Turner said, anytime.

Lucas said Marco had considered being a professional musician because it was what Natalia wanted, and Kristina said it was lucky Natalia had Allie to fulfill her dreams instead. He said Marco had loved his mom and was devastated when she died, and she asked what else he loved. Lucas said, tennis. He once beat Marco and they had to play again to even the score, missing a dinner reservation. Kristina said she could work with that. What did he think about the Marco Rios Tennis Center? He said he thought Marco would love that, and she said she’d host a fund raiser.

Isaiah introduced Kai to Derek, who was very impressed. He wanted to be just like Kai. Kai said he could also learn from Derek and suggested they trade tips.

Willow asked Michael’s permission to take the kids to Disney World. It had been poor judgement for her to take them to Drew’s swearing in without asking him and she wanted to do things the right way. He said that’s why she apologized, but she said it had been sincere. He told her, just keep him advised on the details. They should coordinate their schedules since he wanted to take the kids to Hawaii this summer. She said she appreciated his effort to get along and wished they’d have done it sooner. Chase showed up with flowers.

Chase said he could come back later, but Michael said he was just leaving. Chase gave Willow the flowers and thanked her for helping with Phoebe. It meant the world to him. He thanked her for being a good friend.

Portia asked if Lucas didn’t go to med school with one of the top plastic surgeons in the country, and he said, Dr. Shapiro, who was based in LA. She asked if he’d see if Dr. Shapiro could consult on Jordan’s case, and he said he would, but the doctor had a two-year waitlist. She said if he was Lucas’s friend, it was worth a shot.

Curtis went to Jordan’s room and she showed him the hoodie. Turner left, and Curtis said it was nice to see Jordan smiling. She said she’d talked to Dr. Caldwell and it would be at least a month before they could discuss surgical options. The doctor said the burns shouldn’t be a problem long term, but they had to wait for them to heal. It would be simpler if they’d gotten help sooner.

Tracy said if Jordan or Curtis needed anything, they were there to help, and Brook told Trina, the night of the accident was the night she and Gio had performed at Charlie’s. Even though she’d missed seeing it live, Dante sent a recording and she’d been amazing. Trina thanked her, and Brook asked if she’d considered a future in singing. Trina said she was focused on the art world, and Brook said if Trina changed her mind, she’d be happy to help her. Trina left, and Tracy asked if Brook was out of her mind.

Michael met Kristina at Bobbie’s and said his meeting with Willow had been enlightening. He’d been worried that Willow would use her congressional power against him, but he’d figured out how to level the playing field. The key to neutralizing Willow had been staring him in the face this whole time.

Chase asked if things were okay between Willow and Michael, and she told him how Michael had agreed to let her take the kids out of state on vacation. He said it was the least Michael could do after framing her for shooting Drew, and she said, it was all very civil. She wished he’d been willing to compromise from the beginning. Things wouldn’t have gone as far as they did. He said she was too good for Michael and always had been.

Brook said she just wanted to help Trina out, but Tracy said Brook wanted to assuage her guilt when she had nothing to feel guilty about. Brook said, Jordan may end up with permanent scars, but Tracy said Brook inserting herself in their family would only make them suspicious. Brook asked if she was supposed to live her life with the secret and a guilty conscience, and Tracy said, it could be worse. If they found out she was in the other car involved, she could lose everything – her husband, Phoebe, and any chance of adopting. Brook had to pull it together or Tracy wouldn’t be able to help her.

Kai said Derek was great and would be okay, and Isaiah said Kai’s visit inspired Derek to keep fighting. Kai said he’d forgotten what it was like to have a positive impact on someone. He hoped Derek got a chance to play. He’d love to come back if it was okay with Isaiah. Isaiah said, of course (🍷) it was.

Lucas said it was nice of Portia to help Jordan and she said he was the one making the call. He said she’d thought of it, and she said she hadn’t been fair to Jordan. She hoped it worked out. They weren’t best friends, but Jordan would be a part of her life and she wanted to help.

Curtis went to catch Turner, and asked if there were any updates on the other car, but she said they had no suspects yet. He said he did. She should look into Dr. Isaiah Gannon.

Wednesday:

At the hospital, Isaiah told Elizabeth about scraping his car in the garage, when Willow arrived. He congratulated her and asked how she managed everything.

Curtis went to see Laura and gave her an update on Jordan. He said she was struggling with coming to terms with permanent scarring and asked if Laura could help him figure something out. They were trying to find the driver from the other vehicle and he had reason to believe it was Isaiah.

Alexis sat with Brook at the park, and Brook introduced her to Phoebe.

Josslyn went to see Lucas and said she was concerned about Cullum. Lucas wondered why she was so interested in him.

Nathan went to Lulu’s and said they had to do something before Rocco got himself in trouble.

Jack went to Crimson to see Nina, and said he wanted a cease fire. It was time to reset the tone of their relationship.

Valentin wanted to cook for Carly and the moss bowl🎍, when Michael showed up.

Josslyn told Lucas that she was concerned about her mother. If Cullum made a recovery, he might remember something that helped Jason. His account of what happened might clarify why Jason did what he did, and he might help Jason’s defense even if he didn’t mean to. With Jason gone, she was worried her mom would do something reckless.

Valentin hid, and Michael came in. He said he figured out how to handle Willow, and Carly asked what she’d done. Michael said it was what Willow was going to do. She just needed a little push.

Elizabeth told Willow that when she was with Drew, he’d blinked an SOS. She wondered why Nina hadn’t told Willow.

Jack said his and Nina’s relationship was needlessly antagonistic. Part of his job was to find Valentin, but he wasn’t going to pressure her about Charlotte anymore and the traffic cam footage didn’t need to see the light of day. Nina asked what the catch was.

Laura said, as far as she knew, the PCPD was treating it as a single car accident, and Curtis said it wasn’t the other driver’s fault, but if they had stopped, an ambulance could have been called and they could have gotten Jordan out sooner and further away before the car exploded. Laura suggested the other driver didn’t know there was an accident, and Curtis said the only way to know was to find him. Laura asked if he held them responsible.

Nathan told Lulu that Rocco came clean to Britt, and Lulu was worried that Britt would sacrifice Rocco if she needed leverage. Nathan said Britt loved Rocco and had come to him. She’d been on the pier that night, but she wasn’t the problem. Rocco was.

Curtis said they didn’t know why the driver didn’t stop and deserved information, but Laura said moral responsibility didn’t always translate to legal accountability. Curtis said it was a crime to flee the scene of an accident, but Laura said, only if they knew there had been an accident. Curtis said, if it was Isaiah, it would complicate things between him and Portia, and they were in a good place, but he and Jordan almost died. The crash was an accident, but driving away was a choice. She asked if he really believed it was Isaiah or did he want it to be.

Brook told Alexis that the PCPD was looking for Phoebe’s family, but had come up with nothing. If there was no family, how long before she was officially declared a ward of the state?

Willow told Elizabeth that Drew did that a lot. He wanted to be his old self and it was his way of expressing his anger and frustration. Elizabeth said there were eye-tracking devices that translated to words. Willow could get her husband back.

Jack said there was no catch, and Nina said he must have realized she was right, that Carly would kick him to the curb if she found out. He said he didn’t see the need to rock the boat, but if Charlotte happened to confide in her, he’d appreciate it if she passed it along. Nina flashed back to Valentin saying he wanted her to pass information along that he wanted Jack to have, and told Jack they’d call it done and walk away. He said, done. If she did give him information, he’d make sure no one knew it came from her. He left, and Jacinda asked why Charlotte was rude to him. Charlotte said he was the reason her dad was a fugitive, but Jack wouldn’t find him in a million years.

Josslyn told Lucas that she and her mom weren’t speaking, and she’d said some things she regretted. Lucas said it was usually her mom that said things everybody regretted, so it was progress, and she said, nice try. He said it would pass. It’s what their family did. In the meantime, he’d keep an eye on her mom. They’d just had dinner and at the moment, Josslyn might be right to question her mom’s choices.

Michael told Carly that Chase was blind to Willow’s manipulations. He didn’t see her for what she was. Carly asked if he thought Chase was still in love with her, and he said Chase was supposedly happily married and was doing this for another woman. She asked if he thought they were having an affair, and he said, not yet, but it just needed a little fuel. She asked what he’d get out of it, and he said it would be a massive scandal. Willow would be removed from her seat and his advantages would work again. Carly said it could work, but would destroy Brook’s marriage and life. Did he want to do that?

Michael said he loved Brook, but as awful as it was, he knew the truth about Willow now. He hadn’t known who she was, like Brook didn’t know who Chase was. He saw Chase for who he really was, convinced of his own moral superiority. He wasn’t going to force Chase to cheat on Brook, but he’d construct circumstances favorable to an affair. She asked why Willow would cheat, and he said she was alone in the world and didn’t do well alone. She needed someone to reinforce her belief in herself. Willow wanted to be the person Chase thought she was.

Willow told Elizabeth that she’d looked into it, but was concerned it would send Drew the wrong message. He would take it as her not believing in him and accepting his condition as permanent. She couldn’t do that because he was a proud man. Elizabeth said it must be daunting to add one more thing, but he’d been trying hard to communicate. Willow’s and Drew’s lives would be better if he could talk to her.

Alexis asked if Brook and Chase had talked about adopting Phoebe, but Brook said she thought they were afraid to say it out loud. They wanted Phoebe back with her family and it felt wrong to give her to strangers, abandoning her all over again. They already loved her. Alexis said that might be what they had to do.

Charlotte was snippy with Nina, and Nina said she owed Charlotte an apology for not being a good friend. She was sorry for letting Charlotte down and promised to do better. Charlotte said she hadn’t expected anything from Nina anyway. She was never really Nina’s daughter.

Nathan said Rocco was struggling, and Lulu said of course (🍷) he was, but he wouldn’t be in this situation if he hadn’t been following Britt. Nathan said if it was found out that Rocco shot Cullum, everything they’d done to protect him would go down the drain, and it was only a matter of time before Rocco told Dante. She said she’d talk to him, but he said that wasn’t working, and she asked what they should do. He said they needed to send Rocco away for his own good.

Josslyn wondered what was going on with her mom, but Lucas told her that he shouldn’t have said anything. She said, he did. So spill. If her mom had gone rogue or was trying to rescue Jason, she needed to know. Lucas said what Carly was doing wasn’t dangerous or illegal, but Josslyn said she wasn’t leaving his side until he told her and she had all day. He said, fine. Carly was cheating on Brennan.

Brook wondered if being Phoebe’s foster parents worked in their favor, and Alexis said it was a complicated situation. When they’d decided to take Phoebe in, they did it with the understanding that it was temporary. They couldn’t cut the line ahead of families waiting to adopt. Brook said, what about what was best for Phoebe? but Alexis said that wasn’t for them to decide. If they really wanted to adopt Phoebe, the sooner they made it official, the better.

Curtis asked if Laura thought he wanted it to be Isaiah because of his relationship with Portia, and Laura said Isaiah was a doctor who’d taken an oath to do no harm. Why would he keep quiet about it? It was the man Portia cheated on him with and it had caused uncertainty about the baby. There had to be a part of him that wanted to punish Isaiah. He said Portia was planning a future with Isaiah and their futures were entwined, and she asked how he felt about Isaiah being a part of that. He said he didn’t love it, but had to accept Isaiah would be part of the baby’s life, like or not. If Isaiah was the one, he thought Portia needed to know what kind of man he was. Laura said maybe Curtis shouldn’t be the one to prove it.

Jacinda asked if Charlotte was okay, and Charlotte said she used to think Nina loved her, but she couldn’t trust Nina and neither could her dad. Willow came in to see Nina and went into her office. She asked why Nina didn’t tell her that Elizabeth was worried about Drew, and Nina said she thought she’d played it off, but Willow said, not well enough. Elizabeth was pushing her to get an eye-tracking device so he could communicate. Nina said the second Drew could tell people what was going on, it was all over.

Josslyn asked, who and how long? Did Brennan know? Lucas said Carly admitted no details, which made him think he knew the person and didn’t like them. Josslyn flashed back to asking Carly if she was aiding and abetting a fugitive, and Lucas said he was worried Carly was with Sonny again, but Josslyn said it wasn’t Sonny. Her mom was past that. Lucas said, as for Brennan knowing, he didn’t think so. Carly was working hard to keep it a secret and he supposed it was none of his business. Don’t say anything to her. Josslyn said she wouldn’t and left.

Nathan told Lulu that they had to get Rocco out of Port Charles, but Lulu said, absolutely not. He said it would be good for Rocco to get away from where it happened, but she said it was also where everyone who cared about him lived. He said Rocco was already isolating himself. She thought Rocco could contain this, but he couldn’t. They had to get him out. It would be better for everyone if Rocco wasn’t there and she needed to think about what Rocco needed, not what she wanted.

Lulu asked who Nathan thought he was. She wasn’t abandoning Rocco when he needed her most. Isaiah knocked at the door, and she told Nathan that Isaiah was a true friend. He’d treated Rocco’s hand, no questions asked. Isaiah gave her the last round of antibiotics and said he hadn’t realized Nathan was involved. Nathan asked what he knew, and Isaiah said he knew Rocco hurt his hand. Like Lulu said, no questions asked.

Brook said she’d talk to Chase tonight, and Alexis told her to have an honest conversation about what they both wanted. They’d wanted a private adoption, which was different from a state adoption. With a private adoption, the couples had more control rather than fighting the child welfare system. Brook asked if they had to go to court, and Alexis said, not only did they have to convince the court to ignore its own rules, they had to convince them to ignore the families waiting for a baby. She’d help, but it would be a hard fight and they needed to be up for it. Brook said she already knew in her heart what Chase would say. They wanted this baby. Phoebe belonged with them.

Lucas said he heard Willow came by, and Elizabeth said she’d asked Willow to stop by. They’d barely seen each other and Willow had managed to isolate herself with Drew and Scout. He asked if Willow really had anyone to talk to besides her, and Elizabeth said Nina was the only other adult around. She thought Willow was in over her head.

Charlotte said she took it that Jacinda didn’t like Willow, and Jacinda said, not one bit. She hated the way Willow had treated Michael and how she tried to play victim. She was the one who cheated. Charlotte said, if she hadn’t, Jacinda and Michael might not be together, and Jacinda said, good point. Charlotte said there was nothing worse than someone who pretended to care. It turned out she couldn’t trust Nina. She never thought Nina would turn against her father, but now… Michael walked in.

Carly said it had been close. What if Michael had discovered Valentin? Valentin said then he would have had to kill him, and she told him not to joke about it. Michael would never say anything, but she didn’t want him involved. Michael showing up proved Valentin couldn’t keep hiding out there. Valentin said Brennan had gone from target to distraction. They had to shift the focus to Cullum and Sidwell. He wanted to use Nina to bait Jack into an ambush. She said he wasn’t going to kill Jack, right?

Michael asked if Charlotte would mind getting him coffee, and she left. Jacinda said Charlotte was about to tell her something about Valentin, but he said she didn’t need to press Charlotte or get involved. He’d found another way to get to Willow.

Willow told Nina that meant they had to find something to use against Drew sooner. Drew couldn’t expose them when he miraculously recovered.

Elizabeth told Lucas that she hadn’t expected Willow to push back. Maybe she’d think about it and come around. It was important for Drew to communicate beyond yes and no. Lucas said maybe Willow didn’t want to hear what Drew had to say.

Nathan said Isaiah couldn’t discuss this with anyone, and Isaiah said he understood doctor/patient confidentiality. He didn’t know what happened and didn’t want to. As a doctor, he couldn’t disclose that he’d come there to anyone.

Laura asked where the investigation stood, and Curtis said he’d asked Turner to look into Isaiah and she said she would. Laura suggested he stay out of it and let the police do their job. If he was involved, Portia would see it as personal animosity. Curtis said he wasn’t good at waiting, and she told him to put his attention where it was needed most, on Jordan, and helping her get through this time. He said he was doing his best, and she said she was there for him if he needed anything. Try to have faith that whoever the other driver was, the police would find them and bring them to justice.

Alexis said if Brook and Chase wanted to adopt Phoebe, she’d help, but it wasn’t going to be easy. Brook said, nothing worthwhile was. What steps did they have to take? Alexis said she recommend doing a private search for Phoebe’s family. While that was going on, they’d talk to the state, who would do an extensive background check on both of them. Nobody’s life was spotless and they had to anticipate what would be dug up and have an explanation. They needed to be ready to answer for everything they’d ever done.

Valentin asked if it would be so bad if he killed Jack, and Carly said, yes. He asked if she still loved Jack, and she said, stop with the jealousy. If he killed Jack, the WSB would be all over him and not stop looking for him. He’d have to disappear again and she’d already lost Jason… They had to stick to the plan, exonerate him and leave Jack holding the bag. He said, when they ambushed Jack, they needed something Jack feared more than either of them.

Jack went into his hotel room, and found Josslyn there. He asked what she was doing there, and she said her mom owned the hotel. She’d used a master pass key to let herself in. They needed to talk. He said if Cullum found out she was WSB, she was dead. For her own survival, she needed to stay away from him. She said his only concern was what would happen to his relationship with her mother if something happened to her, but he said that wasn’t true. She said it was too late. He’d already lost Carly.

Thursday:

Ric told Sonny that Ethan was a guy who went where the money was. Everything suggested he could be bought, and some of Sonny’s enemies had very deep pockets. Sonny asked if he meant Sidwell.

At the MetroCourt Gardens, Ava told Sidwell about a piece a friend was willing to sell off-market that was perfect for Windymere. She wanted him to see it in person in St. Bart’s. Lucy joined them and asked when they left.

Nathan and Britt met Obrecht at Crimson, and Obrecht said she wanted to throw a party for James and for Nina to host.

Carly asked what Valentin thought of roast lamb, and Lucas asked who was cooking. She asked if he’d let himself in. Advance notice would be appreciated. He said he didn’t want to walk in on her and her mystery side man any more than she wanted him to.

Brennan yelled at Josslyn to stay low. She needed to stay away from him. If Cullum found out she was WSB, she was dead. Josslyn said he only cared because of Carly, but it was too late. He’d already lost her. She’d moved on with another man.

Nina said she’d do anything for James, and Obrecht wanted to discuss her vision, which included a trampoline and a water balloon fight. For the adults, she envisioned champagne, an oyster bar, and a caviar station. Nina said she loved the enthusiasm, but she didn’t have room for that in her penthouse, and Obrecht said the most important thing was that James share the day with Nathan. The memories would be irreplaceable.

Ava said the trip was strictly business, but Sidwell said his next two weeks were slammed. Lucy said she had a tiny bit of Deception business they should discuss, and Ava said she’d love to sit in.

Sonny said he knew Ric was looking out for him, but Luke’s son wouldn’t sell him out. Ric said, how about Holly Sutton’s? Sidwell had evidence that could tie Sonny and Laura to Dalton’s death. He also blamed Sonny for Marco’s murder. Now wasn’t the time to take the chance. Why was he willing to risk everything on a gamble he didn’t need to make?

Carly was sorry she’d told Lucas, and he asked if they guy was staying there. She said, of course (🍷) not, and he said she needed to end it now.

Brennan said he didn’t believe Josslyn, but she said it was the truth. He said she was just mad at him, but she said it had nothing to do with that. He said, if it wasn’t retaliation, what was it? and she said she was telling him a truth he didn’t want to hear.

Nina said she’d have her assistant look into vendors for the party in the morning, and went into her office. Obrecht wanted a minute with Britt, who told Nathan to save himself. He told her, good luck, and left. Obrecht wanted to know why Britt wasn’t supportive. She didn’t help convince Nathan that they should have a grand affair for James. Now they’d be eating pizza and compressed chicken off paper plates. Britt said James would just be happy they were all together, but Obrecht said she wanted James to have a better childhood than she’d given Britt or Madeline had given Nathan. She wanted him to look back and remember Nathan being a wonderful father. Not like his own. Faison was on her mind because someone had been asking questions about him and Britt’s brother.

Sonny said his gut told him that he could trust Ethan, and Ric suggested testing him by offering him money to leave. $50,000 would peke his interest. If he could frame it as a way to honor Luke, all the better. Sonny said it wasn’t a bad idea, when Ethan came by.

Brennan said he and Carly loved each other, but Josslyn said Carly had never forgiven him for her close proximity to Vaughn and not being warned. Jason was also one of her closest friends. He said Jason’s arrest had nothing to do with him and he’d risked his career to track Jason down. Josslyn said Carly didn’t forgive easily and never forgot, and he asked her to give him a name.

Sonny told Ric that Ethan was watching Lucy for him, and Ethan told him about seeing her with Sidwell and Ava at the MetroCourt. Sonny said he kept warning Lucy, but she’d said Sidwell was a nice guy. Then she got angry when he didn’t choose her over Ava and was going after him behind the scenes. She was cutting him out of Deception. Ethan said, it was tense, and Ric said, two women circling one man never ended well.

Sidwell left the table, and Lucy asked if Ava would leave since she’d love to have a dinner with Sidwell alone. Ava said Lucy was using Sidwell’s pity investment to hover. Step aside gracefully. Lucy said he’d made it clear he had no interest in choosing between them, which was fine with her. When she’d arrived, it was clear he needed rescuing. If Ava was threatened, she should bow out. Ava said she wasn’t going anywhere. She and Sidwell had a meaningful connection and it was only a matter of time before he got rid of Lucy. Maybe she should chat with him and tell him it was time to walk away from Deception. Lucy pretended not to like that idea.

Britt asked who’d been asking about Faison and Nathan, and Obrecht said, Josslyn Jax. She’d already been thinking of Faison because Felicia had asked her to go to France and convince Anna he was dead. She’d said no, but had been reconsidering when Josslyn cornered her asking questions. Josslyn seemed to be suggesting Nathan’s return wasn’t what it seemed, but all that mattered was her son was home and the same man she always loved.

Lucas said he’d been talking to Kristina about those they’d lost and he worried Carly was endangering herself and the moss bowl🎍. She had a weakness for dangerous men and had almost lost her life at Valentin’s hands because of Jack. It never had to happen. This was her chance to break the pattern. He was scared of losing her after losing Marco. Do it for him.

Josslyn said she didn’t know his name, but if Jack thought about it, he’d see she was right. Carly had been slipping away at odd hours and had been distant and vague. She went to one place and showed up at another. There was a lightness about her, a happiness that said things had changed and Jack wasn’t the one she was thinking about anymore. He asked if that’s why she’d come to see him, but she said, things had gone sideways when he started yelling at her, but actually, she wondered if he knew any more about Nathan and his missing seven years and if there was a link to Faison. He said her questions were above her pay grade, and she said that was fine. It was a pleasure enlightening him. She left.

Ric left, and Sonny asked how Ethan was settling in. Ethan said he didn’t realize how much he’d missed Port Charles. The burger at Bobbie’s was better than he’d remembered. Sonny said Bobbie’s never disappointed, but there were other places that didn’t live up to the memory of them. Ethan asked what Sonny was trying to say, and Sonny said if Ethan came to Port Charles to get some quick cash, there was no reason to cover. If he was in a tight spot financially, Sonny wanted to take care of it cleanly, out of respect for Luke. Ethan said he appreciated it, but it sounded like Sonny wanted to pay him to get out of town. Sonny said, $30,000 was a lot of money to fix his problems and he was trying to do something good for his friend’s son. Ethan said he loved money, but he could make it anywhere. There was only one Port Charles. He appreciated it, but he passed. Sonny said that was that, and Ethan laughed and said, it was a test, wasn’t it? He was sure Ric suggested it. Ric didn’t trust him. Sonny said, maybe, but he did. He had another job for Ethan.

Carly said she’d do anything for Lucas, but his impression was way off. The man she was seeing was dangerous, but not to her. He protected her. Lucas said she used to say that about Sonny, but she said this was different. They kept each other in check and stopped each other from leaning into their worst instincts. Lucas said anyone who could reign her in was something, but if this guy was so good for her, why couldn’t they be together? She said they weren’t at a place where they could do that, and he asked what Brennan would do if he found out. She said she wasn’t thinking about it, but if it happened, she’d handle it. Her mystery man would help. She could trust him and he’d stand by her. She was sure of it. Lucas said she’d really fallen for him.

Jack made a drink and flashed back to Josslyn’s visit, then Carly saying her dates were confused. He remembered seeing the two wine glasses when Carly said she’d been alone.

Josslyn went to Nina’s office, coming in peace and bearing a skinny vanilla latte. She said she owed Nina an apology. Michael’s marriage ending the way it did caused her to be… Nina said, completely unhinged? and Josslyn said they all made mistakes, especially when protecting those they loved. Nina said she didn’t buy it, but she was curious. Why was Josslyn really there? Josslyn said she needed advice about Nathan.

Sidwell returned, and Lucy said there was a shipment that was causing her concern. They’d received more zincite than needed and she wondered where the extra was going. Ric came by and asked to steal Ava for a second, but Ava said she didn’t think so. Ric said he promised he wouldn’t hold her captive for long (BA-DUM-CHH!).

Nathan went to Britt’s office and asked why she wanted to see him. She said he was blowing it. Someone was asking questions about him and if he wasn’t careful, they’d get answers. He asked if she was talking about Josslyn.

Nina asked what advice Josslyn was looking for, and Josslyn said, nothing major. She and Nathan had worked out together and he’d totally pushed her. She wanted to get him a thank you present and maybe ask him to be a regular workout partner, but she didn’t know what to get him. Nina said Josslyn had interrupted her work for gift ideas? and Josslyn asked for any tips on how to approach him. She didn’t want to scare him off. Nina said Josslyn had a crush on Nathan.

Brennan went by Sonny’s, and Sonny asked if he should call his lawyer, but Jack said he was just looking for a little intel on Sonny’s ex-wife.

Ric said it looked like Ava was a third wheel, but Ava said, the only third wheel was Lucy. Ethan watched them covertly.

Lucy suggested she take Deception and the whole shipping mess off Sidwell’s plate, but he said he couldn’t possibly ask her to do that. She said she was offering, and he said he appreciated it, but he enjoyed Deception. It was a very useful company.

Carly asked why Lucas thought she was falling for her mystery man, and he said the look on her face when she talked about him, but she said there was no look. It was a complicated situation. Why was he pushing this? He said she could lie to him and Jack, but she had to be honest with herself. Her mystery man must mean a lot to her to risk seeing him behind Jack’s back. Jack wouldn’t be happy when he found out. He could ruin her life and destroy what she’d worked so hard for. She said she was aware and was going to make sure he never found out.

Brennan asked how much Sonny had been seeing Carly lately, and Sonny said they were both very busy. If Carly wasn’t talking to him about it, why was he? Jack asked if he’d noticed any unexplained absences or times she was supposed to be somewhere and wasn’t. Had he caught her in any lies? Sonny said Jack was talking like somebody who was very, very jealous. If he thought Carly was cheating or lying, maybe she’d wised up and figured out he was bad news.

Josslyn said she wasn’t into Nathan like that and would never go after someone else’s guy, and Nina said, he would never step out on Lulu. Her brother was the kindest, most loyal, man she knew. Josslyn said that had been her impression. That’s why she was surprised he’d moved on with Lulu and didn’t get back together with Maxie when she woke up. Nina said her brother bowed out gracefully, since Maxie had moved on and created a family with Spinelli. He was being his usual selfless self. Josslyn said she guessed what Maxie and Nathan had was really special. What did Nina think it was that made their love story so epic? Nina asked why she wanted to know, and Josslyn said she thought she was going to spend the rest of her life with Dex, and Maxie went through something similar – while she was pregnant. On the hard days, she told herself, Maxie got through it somehow, pregnant, and she didn’t know how to do that. She saw similarities in her own life. Nina said it was understandable. Grief came in waves at unexpected times. Maxie and Jay seemed perfect for each other. He’d told her about how they got handcuffed together on 4th of July and had to walk a mile to get the keys. She thinks that’s when Nathan started to look at Maxie differently. Josslyn should see the look in his eyes when he told that story. She didn’t mean to insult Lulu, but she knew her brother, and he never stopped loving Maxie and never would.

Britt asked how Nathan knew it was Josslyn, and he said she’d shown up at the gym asking questions. He’d handled it. Britt said, not very well. She followed up with mutter. His whole plan relied on Nathan falling out of the sky after seven years and people just accepting he had no idea where he’d been. It was a huge leap, but it worked because everyone loved Nathan so much. They wanted him to be alive. But the whole thing fell apart if anyone started asking questions, and they were. He said, people weren’t, but a person was. Josslyn was a ditzy sorority girl. Who cared? Britt said, he should. Josslyn wasn’t just some ditzy sorority girl. She was a WSB agent.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Curtis tells Jordan that he thinks he’s going to call Trina and tell her that he can’t make it to The Savoy tonight. He would rather stay and spend the evening with her. Besides, it’s Trina they’re talking about. She’s got plenty of friends to keep her company. Jordan says, he’s not backing out on Trina. He’s been by her side day and night. He’s allowed to take a break. He says, she’s not getting sick of him, is she? and she says, never. It would make her feel better if he had a night out. And it would mean so much to Trina to have some time with him. Come on. Make the two women in his life happy. He says, okay. He will. But if there’s anything she needs… She says she’ll call him. She thinks she might still have his number around here somewhere. He says, funny, and she says, now go. Go, go. Have fun and give her best to Trina. He says he will, gives her a kiss, and leaves.

Josslyn walks into the apartment, and Trina says, hey. She’d better hurry up and get changed. It’s getting late. Josslyn says, for what? Did they have plans? Trina says, yeah. Doesn’t she remember? She told Josslyn that Gio’s friend Michael James Scott is performing at The Savoy tonight. Josslyn says, Trina did tell her that. She forgot. She’s so sorry. She wishes she could come, but she has something really important she needs to do.

At The Savoy, Molly asks Cody if he can believe they’re going to see Michael James Scott. She’s always wanted to see him in Aladdin on Broadway. He says, who knows? Maybe she still will. This place is buzzing. Good for Curtis. Molly says, Michael’s so amazing. He plays the genie. Cody says, yeah, he knows. He really liked him in Something Rotten where he played the minstrel. She says, excuse me, I didn’t know you were into musicals, and he says, okay, well, technically, he hasn’t seen any, but from what he saw online, Michael made him want to see the play. And he has his own genie. One of his wishes has already come true. She says hers too. Is he mad she dragged him here? He says, dragged him? Is she kidding? If he ever turns down a chance to see her all dolled up and sexy, take him out. Put him down. He’s already near death. She says, he thinks she’s sexy? and he says he thinks she’s magic in human form. And that human form is very sexy. They kiss.

Chase tells Gio that it meant a lot to Brook that he invited her to his friend’s show, and Gio says he feels bad that he didn’t tell her about the open mic at Charlie’s, but even though he’s not performing tonight, he figured she’d enjoy this. Chase says, it’s very thoughtful, and thanks him for both of them.

Emma looks at a photo of Baby Phoebe on Brook’s phone and says, oh my God. She’s adorable. Brook says, and she’s getting cuter by the day, and Emma asks, so what’s going on with finding her family? Have they at least tracked anybody down? Brook says, not yet, and Emma says, and what happens if they don’t find anyone? Brook says they’re still figuring that out.

Carly is in Sonny’s old kitchen with the moss bowl🎍. She sets a grocery bag down, when Valentin peeks out and says, it’s like they’re in Grand Central Station here today. First Michael, then her brother, now a delivery man. She says, let’s hope that’s the last visitor of the night, and he says he hopes so. He thought maybe she’d invited law enforcement to force him to stay in the attic. She says she could host a PCPD potluck and he still wouldn’t stay in the attic, and he says he thought she was bringing home take-out from the MetroCourt. She says, yes, but he wanted to cook so badly, she thought she’d do him a favor. He says, oh, so he’s cooking and she’s doing him the favor? What’s that all about? She says she likes hers medium rare.

Jack says, if Sonny is implying Carly is cheating on him… Sonny says, that’s not what he’s implying, but if she was, he wouldn’t be upset, and Jack says he bets. Has Sonny been pressuring her to leave him? Sonny says he and Carly live separate lives. He wouldn’t interfere in her relationships, okay? If Jack and her are going south or whatever’s happening, that has nothing to do with him.

Jordan looks at a photo of her and Curtis on her phone and flashes back to telling him that she loves him and them kissing just before the crash. Brick walks in with flowers and asks if she’s up for a visit from her not so secret admirer.

Nathan asks what makes Britt think Josslyn Jax is a WSB agent? and she says she doesn’t think. She knows Josslyn is. He asks if she has proof, and she says she and Josslyn have openly discussed it on more than one occasion. Is that proof enough for him? He asks how long she’s known, and she says, since the Five Poppies. He says, and she didn’t tell them? Is she working with Josslyn? She says, of course (🍷) not. She didn’t say anything because if Cullum or Sidwell found out, they would kill Josslyn. That’s why this has to stay between them. He says he doesn’t think he can do that.

Trina asks, what’s more important than seeing Michael James Scott live and in person at The Savoy? and Josslyn says, studying. Finals are around the corner and if she doesn’t pass, she risks not graduating on time. Trina says, it seems like she’s always studying. And she’s pretty sure Josslyn was the one who told her that she needed to have a social life. Josslyn says she knows, but she’s so close to finishing one of her assignments and she can’t afford to get distracted right now. Trina says, come on. She has exams too, but the break would be great for the both of them. Besides, it’s just one night and she’ll really regret not seeing him. Josslyn says, wow. Trina’s guilt trip is almost as good as her mom’s. Trina thanks her, and Josslyn says, tell you what. Go ahead and if she makes decent progress, she’ll meet Trina there. Okay? Trina says, she’s going to try to be there? and Josslyn says, yes. She’s going to try to be there. She’s sorry. She promises. She hugs Trina, and Trina says, okay. She’ll see Josslyn there. She leaves, and Josslyn goes into the bedroom.

Britt says, the only reason she’s telling Nathan about Josslyn is so he’ll stay sharp. Just keep playing good cop Nathan and everything will be fine. But no matter what, he can’t give Josslyn up to Cullum or Sidwell. He says, how did Cullum not know that she’s WSB? He’s their guy in the Bureau. She says, she works for Chief Brennan and he’s managed to keep her off of Cullum’s radar. He took her off the case and warned her to stay away from it. He says, well, she’s asking questions about him. Clearly, she’s not listening. She says, it’s not actually about him. It’s about their father. She’s been curious about him ever since she found his book and a pack of cigarillos out at Windymere. He asks how that happened, and she says, Josslyn was out there during the snowstorm, with Cullum, who apparently bought her whole ditzy sorority girl act. That’s why she was worried he would. Then he could slip up and she would pick up on it immediately. But he can’t. Not with her. Nathan flashes back to Josslyn saying, it’s not like she had parents that were forcing her to become a doctor, and him saying, consider herself lucky. Expectations can be demanding.

Gio tells Brook that he and Emma had a great time in New York. Afterwards, they had dinner at one of Michael’s favorite places. Brook asks if he ever lit the lantern too close to the magic carpet, and he says, and risk going to Broadway jail? No way. But they did see it onstage during the show. She says, that magic carpet can fly, right? and he says, somehow. That might really be magic. She says she knows. What did Emma think of it all? He says, she was spellbound and he was excited to bring her to a place of so much meaning for him, and the show itself is just mind-blowing. She says she knows. A bunch of them from Bensonhurst went to see him that summer he filled in for the violinist. She’s pretty sure they took up half the theatre. He says he remembers that and they did. He was really touched that so many people came out to support him. She says, they’re so proud of him. Always have been, always will be.

Valentin says, just to be clear, is he going to be allowed to eat any of this food he’s preparing, or is he going to be expected to disappear like any well-trained servant? and Carly says, for a man who was practically begging her to let him cook dinner tonight just a couple hours ago, he’s doing an awful lot of complaining. She thought cooking helped him decompress. He says he was just wondering if this is her attempt at an apology, and she says, an apology? For what? He says, for being hard on him for calling the clinic and checking on Anna, and she says, maybe she was a little fresh. He says, good. So she can admit when she’s wrong.

Jack says he’s glad to hear Sonny’s not interfering in his relationship with Carly, but just for the record, he never said they were having problems. Sonny says, no, Jack just thinks she’s lying to him. Jack says he’s worried about her. She’s been pretty shaken up since the WSB took Jason. Sonny says, since he brought that up, he wants to ask Jack something about his colleague, the one Jason shot, and Jack says, Director Cullum. What about him? Sonny says, if Jason shot him, there has to be a reason. Does he have any idea why?

Jordan thanks Brick for the flowers and for coming to see her, and he says, anything for her. He wishes he could have made it here sooner, but he’s been keeping tabs on her. He knew she was in good hands. She says, now that sounds like a HIPPA violation to her, but she won’t tell if he won’t, and he says he knew he could count on her there too. But if he had broken a law or two here and there, it would have been purely out of concern. How is she? She says, honestly, not great. She just doesn’t know what her life is going to be like when she gets out of here.

Chase tells Brook, sorry that it took so long. Michael James Scott can sure pack a room. Look what he got while he was waiting in line to use the bathroom. Olivia and Ned sent over a photo of Phoebe. She looks at his phone and says, look at their little Phoebe, and he says, it’s only their first night away and he already misses her. She says, which reminds her. There’s something she wanted to go over with him. Cody comes by and says, hey, mom and dad, and Brook says, temporary foster mom. He says his bad. Being temporary foster parents must be keeping them busy. He hasn’t seen them around the estate much lately. Chase says, between taking care of the baby and the long hours at work, life has been pretty hectic, and Molly says she can imagine. She heard Turner’s really been pressuring the PCPD to find the other driver in Jordan’s accident. Any luck? Chase says they have a small lead, but nothing concrete yet, and Molly says she can’t believe the other driver didn’t even stop to check on Curtis and Jordan. Chase says, it is a little weird. It’s not like they caused the accident. Makes him wonder if they had something to hide. Molly says, yeah, maybe they’re just a really terrible person, and Brook asks if they can just stop talking about this. They’re supposed to be having fun tonight. Molly says, yeah. Brook’s right. She’s sorry. Chase says, no shop talk, he promises, and Brook thanks him.

Nathan asks what Britt proposes they do about Josslyn, and she says, avoid her like the plague. If she asks to work out with him again, just say no… in a kind and gentle Nathan kind of way. He asks how well Josslyn knows Nathan, and Britt says, not very, but he still needs to play it safe. They’re so close to completing the project. They can’t have Josslyn screwing that up. He says, she won’t.

Jack says, as far as he understands it, Jason shot Cullum while interrupting a sanctioned WSB operation. He assumed Jason was under Sonny’s orders when he did it. Sonny says he doesn’t know anything about this Cullum guy. He doesn’t have a reason to want him dead and doesn’t think Jason did either. Jack says, maybe he doesn’t know his boy as well as he knows his ex-wife. Britt Westbourne ID’d Jason as Cullum’s shooter. Jason didn’t deny it. As far as the WSB is concerned, that’s enough to put him away for life. Sonny says, so due process is not something the WSB worries about? Jason deserves a fair trial. Jack says, yeah, well, he wouldn’t count on that, and leaves.

As Valentin preps the meal, Carly says she wasn’t wrong. It was stupid of him to take such a huge risk by calling the clinic again. That call could have been traced. He says, okay. He admits he put them both at risk. Can she admit she was overreacting? She says, overreacting? He might as well have put a neon sign above her house that said, Valentin is here. Don’t bother knocking. Come right in. He says, now she’s being hyperbolic, and she asks if now he’s saying she’s being overly emotional about his independent decision to put targets on their backs, but he says, no. She says, thank you. She has to think about Donna. Donna needs her. He says, well, Anna needs him. She needs information he has. She says, what information? He has suspicions? He says, yes, that Cullum was involved in Anna’s mental break. And if that’s the case, maybe she has information on Cullum that can help them bring him down, and Sidwell. That’s their plan. She says, yeah, that’s not why he called the clinic, and he says, what? She says, he didn’t call the clinic because of Sidwell and Cullum. He called the clinic because he has feelings for Anna. He says, now she’s jealous, but she says she’s not jealous. She’s annoyed. She’s annoyed that he’d let his personal feelings cloud his judgement. She doesn’t want to go to prison because of his infatuation with his ex. He says, so now she’s questioning his judgement. They’ve been working together for months. She says, where’s that gone? Josslyn is still in the WSB, he’s still a fugitive, and Jack is free. He says he’s doing everything that he can, and she says, what is that exactly? Really. What is he doing? He asks if she thinks he enjoys being in the attic all day, and she says she didn’t ask him to come here. She’s putting her freedom at risk. He says, she’s right. This is not working. He walks out.

Trina says it’s good to see her dad, and Curtis says, her too. Kai says, hey, Mr. Ashford, and Trina asks how Jordan is doing. Curtis says, she’s taking it day by day, and Trina says she guesses that’s all you can do, right? He says, right now it is, and she thanks him for putting all this together on such short notice. She knows he’s already dealing with a lot. He says, anything for his beautiful daughter. Besides, it’s Michael James Scott they’re talking about. Kai says, that’s true, and Trina says she’s just glad he’s here. She didn’t know if he’d be able to make it. Kai says he told her to have a little faith, and Curtis says he debated staying at the hospital with Jordan, but she insisted she was fine without him, so here he is. Although he does hate leaving her at the hospital alone all night.

Brick says, look. He knows Jordan is going through it right now and it’s a long recovery, but GH is top-notch. It’s the best in the business. She’s going to be okay. She says she knows and she appreciates his support, but enough about her and her condition. Tell her what he’s been up to. He must have some good stories to share. He says, she knows he does. It’s him after all. But she knows he keeps it close as well, so he stays out of trouble. She says, oh, come on. He’s got to give her something. She needs the distraction. He says, she knows he can’t say no to her. Okay. He can’t give her any names, but recently, he helped overthrow a foreign dictator.

Gio tells Emma that when he plays in the orchestra, he gets comp tickets, and she says, that seems fair. He says, but you only get so many. So he had to keep his performance under wraps. She says, he was on Broadway. He had to know word was going to get out eventually and that every relative and neighbor he ever had was going to flood that theatre just to see him playing, and she bets they were very proud of him. He says, oh, they were. And they let the whole theatre know it too. Every time they heard his violin, they clapped and they cheered. She says, that must have been confusing for the actors, and he says, and for the audience, and for the rest of the orchestra. She says, so he wasn’t the only violinist, was he? and he says, no, but the other guy was a concert master. His Aunt Sophia was so convinced she could pick out his playing from the rest of the orchestra. She says, and which one is Aunt Sophia again? and he says, she’s one of Gloria’s best friends. She says, so technically, not an aunt, but he says, no, she is. He just told her. She says, no. He just told her that she was a friend of Gloria’s. So how many of these 20 plus aunts that he told her about are actually related to him by blood? He says, about half, but they’re all his aunts, and she says, oh my God.

Chase says he’s going to grab another drink and asks if Brook wants something, but she says she’s good and thanks him. Molly says she’ll go with him and they leave. Brook sees Trina and thanks her for bringing the package to the house, and Trina says, no problem. Anytime. So are they here to see Michael James Scott or did they just pick the perfect night? Brook says, oh no. They’re so excited to hear him sing. Speaking of amazing singers, she hopes Trina will take her up on her offer of making her a showcase. Trina asks what she means, and Brook says, it’s kind of like an audition. She gets a couple of producers, a few ANR guys… Trina says, oh, okay. Well, that is a lot. You know what? She’s going to have to think about that. Brook says she hopes Trina says yes. She’s got such a gorgeous voice. Trina thanks her and says she should probably go find Kai. It was nice to see Brook. Brook says, her too, and Cody says, good to see her. Trina leaves, and Cody asks if Brook is getting back in the music biz, but Brook says she just offered to help Trina. It’s not a big deal. He asks if she’s all right. She seems a little on edge. She says, yeah. She just thinks that all those late nights with the baby are making her a little cranky. He says, all right. But she kind of has her Camp Martha look. She asks, what’s a Camp Martha look? and he says, it’s the look on her face she had when she asked him to drive her to the bus station all those years ago. It tells him she’s worried. Maybe a little overwhelmed. She says, maybe she is. She has a baby back home with no family and an uncertain future. Her dad insisted that she and Chase go out and try to relax, but it’s easier said than done. He says, all right, but if you need anything, you and me. She knows they’re ride or die, right? She says she knows and thanks him.

Carly sets the two glasses of wine on the counter, looks at the food on the kitchen island, and swipes the peppermill and salt shaker onto the floor. In the attic, Valentin kicks things around, and Carly smashes a plate in Sonny’s old kitchen, frightening the moss bowl🎍. She heads upstairs, and when Valentin opens the door, she’s there. They kiss, and he takes her hand, leading her to the bedroom.

Curtis tells Molly and Cody, good to see them both, and Molly says, good to see him too. Cody says, Curtis has got to be thrilled with this turnout. It’s awesome. Curtis says, it’s about what he expected for Michael, and Molly says, of course (🍷). She hopes he gets a chance to enjoy the performance tonight. She’s sure he’s worried about Jordan. Curtis says he worries about Jordan 24/7, but she’s resilient. She’s getting stronger every day, and he knows she’ll get through this. Molly says she knows. There’s truly nobody else like her. Jordan was always so sweet to her when she and TJ (🦉) were together. Please tell Jordan that she’s thinking about her and praying for her recovery. Curtis says he certainly will.

Brick tells Jordan, so he’s got the dictator’s bodyguard on one side and the head of the resistance on the left. And then the mistress – one of them anyway – comes bursting into the room and get this, she’s waving a machete. Jordan says, they always have a machete, and he says, I know, right? She says, so what did he do? and he says he’ll tell her the rest when he sees her next time. She says, oh, come on. Is it because he can’t remember it all or because he needs more time to make up the rest of the story? He says, she cuts him to the quick. Does she think he’s lying? She says, well, lying, no. Embellishing, however… He says, there might be a little bit of something.

Gio thanks Trina again for setting this up with her dad, and she says, trust her. It wasn’t a hard sell. He says, still, thank you. And Michael puts on an unforgettable show. Kai says, speaking of unforgettable shows, when are Gio and Trina teaming up for another open mic? Gio says he’s down if Trina is, and Trina says, as much as she loves performing with him, and she does, if she’s going to do that again, she needs time to work up the nerve. Emma says, with a voice like hers, she shouldn’t be nervous. In fact, she bets if Trina wanted a career in music, she could have one. Trina says, you know what? That’s so funny, because Gio’s mom just said the exact same thing to her. She even offered to help her. Emma says, that’s really exciting. Is she going to take her up on it?

Brook says she owes Chase an apology. She shouldn’t have snapped at him earlier. He says, don’t worry about it. Things have been stressful lately. Great, but stressful. She says, it’s true. And as much as she loves caring for Phoebe, she thinks she’s just a little worn out from baby duty. He says, which is why they should use this night out to forget about everything else. Just concentrate on the two of them. He kisses her.

Sonny goes to Britt’s office and asks if she’s got a minute. She asks if it’s about Jason, and he says he hasn’t heard from Jason, but he knows where he is.

On the phone, Josslyn says, hi there. I’m calling from Café Cherie. Am I speaking to Miss Reeves?… Oh, Miss Bracken. Well, perhaps you can confirm Miss Reeves dinner reservation for tonight… Oh, she has a meeting? Are you sure?… Oh, okay. No worries. It must have been an issue on our end. Thank you. She disconnects the call and says, okay. One down. Now Nathan. There’s a knock at the door and she ditches her stuff in another room. She opens the door to Nathan, and he says he’s sorry to come by unannounced. Can he come in?

Brick says if Jordan wants to know how the story ends, he’ll give her a call the second the doctor lets her up out of here. He can finish filling her in on the adventures of yours truly at this beautiful resort he knows in Turks and Caicos. His treat. She says, that’s very kind of him, but he knows she’s with Curtis now. He says, yeah, he knows. The guy he met at the MetroCourt restaurant the last time he was in town, right? Michael Corinthos’ colleague from Aurora. She says, that’s him, and he asks if it’s serious. She says, very, and he says, then he’d better be good to her. She says, he is.

Molly tells Cody that she feels guilty about Jordan. They were so close, but when she and TJ (🦉) split up and he moved away, it was a bit awkward. He says, maybe this is her opportunity to break the ice. Let Jordan know she still cares about her. She says, he’s right, and he says, hold on, and takes out his phone. He’s going to have to put that on the calendar. Cody was right. She says, stop, and he says he still can’t believe they were married before. She says, technically, she and TJ (🦉) were in a domestic partnership, and he says, still. It must have been hard when it ended. She says it was, but it was also for the best. They were so young when they first got together, she thinks they both needed a chance to discover who they were outside of being a couple. He says, so he guesses she could say they needed to sow their oats, and she says, definitely not. When was the last time anybody used the phrase, sow your oats? He says, uh, she did. In chapter 4 of Laredo Sunrise. She says she did? and he says, oh yeah. That is locked in the vault. She says, my God, that’s awful. She has to change that right away. He says, good luck.

Trina says, maybe Brook is just being kind, but Gio says, no, not about music. She made that offer because she knows Trina has talent. Trina says she never thought of singing as a career, and Emma says, well, maybe this is her chance to explore that. Trina says, what about her art studies? and Kai says, she doesn’t have to give them up. It doesn’t hurt to consider her options. She has a beautiful voice, and if she decides to pursue singing professionally, he knows she’d be a huge success.

Josslyn tells Nathan, come on in. So what brings him by? Is he here because she spoke to Nina? He says, no. Actually, he came by to see if she still wanted to be gym buddies. She says, that’s so funny. It’s actually what she was talking to Nina about. She wanted to take him up on his offer, but she felt really bad that she kept bringing up his dad and wanted to get him a gift to make it up to him. He says, she doesn’t have to do that, and she says she’s still sorry, by the way. It’s funny in retrospect, because Nina took it the wrong way. He says, how so? and she says, Nina thought she was into him, but Nina made it very clear he’s with Lulu. He says he’s sorry. Sisters can be overprotective. She says, that’s what they’re there for, right? She’s really happy for him and her cousin. Although she will say she was a little surprised when he didn’t get back together with Maxie. They have so much history. He says, yeah. Maxie moved on with Spinelli. But they share James and a lot of good memories. She says, that’s true. Nina actually told her about one of them. Him and Maxie on the 4th of July. He says, the 4th of July, and she says, yeah. They were handcuffed together and it was the moment he started to see Maxie differently. He says, yeah. How could he forget?

Britt says, Jason’s at a WSB black site in Jakarta? and Sonny says, according to Brennan, yeah. She asks if they can use that information to contact him, and he says he’s looking into it. He’ll let her know. She thanks him for keeping her in the loop. She wasn’t sure if he blamed her for what happened to Jason. He says, helping her was his choice. There’s nothing either of them could have done to stop him. She says she just wishes things had turned out differently, and he says, yeah. You know, there’s something weird about what happened at the pier. The official story doesn’t ring true to him. It’s too messy for Jason. He was protecting someone, wasn’t he? She says, yes, he was.

Carly and Valentin go into her bedroom and get busy. It’s so busy, there isn’t even a song part. She says she’s scared, and he says him too. Then they get back to being busy.

Jack lets himself into Sonny’s old kitchen. He looks around and sees the wine glasses. He heads upstairs.

Brick says, looks like duty calls, and Jordan says, well, coups aren’t going to stage themselves. She really appreciates him taking the time to come and see her. He says he’ll always be here for her. Take it easy. He gives her a kiss on the cheek and goes to the door. He says, she’s got this. He’s got faith in her. She thanks him and says, that means a lot, and he leaves. She looks at the flowers and smiles.

Curtis says he’s glad to see Chase and Brook are having a good time, and Chase says, they’re about to see a great show. It doesn’t get better than that. Brook says they were both so sorry to hear about Jordan’s accident. Is there anything they can do to help? Curtis says he is counting on her husband and the PCPD to track down the driver of the other car, and Chase says, don’t worry. They’re working on it. Curtis says he appreciates that. He just can’t believe the other driver didn’t stop and check on them. If they had… Brook says, what? and Curtis says, well, if they’d just stopped and checked on them, they wouldn’t have been stranded for the better part of an hour. He barely got Jordan out of that car before it exploded. It was bad enough that she’s scarred, but all that wasted time, she could have died.

Britt tells Sonny, Jason could have gotten away. He didn’t have to stick around and let Dante arrest him. Sonny says, who was he protecting? Her? She says, yeah. He insisted she tell the police that she saw him shoot Cullum. It’s the only reason she said anything. He says, she did the right thing. Jason knows what he’s doing. She says she just wishes he didn’t have to sacrifice himself, and Sonny says, Jason just wants her safe. And because Jason is his best friend, he’s going to do everything he can to look out for her. So if she needs him, just call him. She says, thank you, but she’s fine. She’s okay. He says, all right, but if she changes her mind and wants some help, she knows where to reach him. She says, thanks again. Hopefully, she’ll never need it, but you never know. He leaves.

Molly tells Cody that her editor just got back to her. She thinks the sowing wild oats line should stay. He says, it’s a good line, and she tells him that her editor also sent her tons of dates and cities for her book tour. He looks at her phone and says, oh, Nashville. He knows a great bed and breakfast they can stay at. She says, we? and he says, well, yeah. He’s not letting her go on this tour alone. She’s going to need a roadie.

Kai says they’ll see Gio and Emma in a bit, and he and Trina wander off. Emma tells Gio that hearing Michael James sing is going to be like reliving their time in the city, and he asks, what was her favorite part? She says, definitely being on stage with him, doing this, and kisses him.

Trina’s phone dings, and she tells Kai, hold on. Michael James Scott just texted her. He said he’ll be here soon. Kai says he can’t wait, and she says her neither. She just hopes that Josslyn doesn’t miss it.

Josslyn says she’s so happy that Nathan wants to keep working out with her. She’ll send him her schedule for next week and they’ll get something on the books. He says he’s here now. Why don’t they just work something out? She says she would love that, but she’s got to start her run before it’s too late, because everything just… As she heads for the door, he grabs her arm and says, it’s already too late.

Jack huffs and puffs and barges into Carly’s bedroom, finding her in bed alone. He says, where is he?

On Monday, Curtis introduces Michael James Scott; Nathan says he can’t let Josslyn go; Pascal tells Lucas that he should not be here; and Jack asks if Carly really thought there weren’t going to be any consequences.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Real life Britt tells us how she really feels.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-kelly-thiebaud-on-britt-cassius-and-blowing-up-josslyns-wsb-secret/

Real life love story. The secret IMO? Don’t get married.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-laura-wright-on-nine-years-of-love-with-wes-ramsey/

What the blip is up with this?

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-kirsten-storms-brandon-barash-relationship-timeline/

https://ew.com/general-hospital-kirsten-storms-ex-restraining-order-11959847

Lucky’s new gig.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-alum-jonathan-jackson-reveals-new-project/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

Jenna went directly from making out with Ben to making out with Eddy in his bunk. She did not pass go or collect $200. When Captain Jason got up, he found the boat a mess and wasn’t too pleased. In Jason’s interview, he said the crew had to get their sh*t together. He also told Daisy that if Mike and Alesia couldn’t get their sh*t together, he’d make changes. Daisy told the two of them that they had to stop with the egos, and figure it out on their own, but it was clear that wasn’t going to happen. At the preference sheet meeting, the captain said that the next charter was four couples from Phoenix and all should be considered primaries. Guests Brit and Shanel were BFFs, two of the guys played for the Diamondbacks, and Shanel’s mom Joanna was having a birthday. In a side interview, Joanna said she wasn’t tolerant of mediocre food. However, when the guests arrived, they wondered if they could get merch, making me wonder if they didn’t have the superyacht confused with a Carnival cruise. Even though Daisy heavily suggested Ben speak with the guests regarding the meals, Ben refused. When he made wahoo fish for dinner, they said they wanted pasta, so he had to make that too, and in Daisy’s interview, she said, I told you so. She wasn’t wrong. Joanna said, Ben was slow as molasses, and in Ben’s interview, he said he thought of charter guests as the enemy and that Daisy was joining in on their fun. Joanna’s birthday theme was leopard (ugh) and Eddy and Mike gave her a lap dance (double ugh). Jenna told Eddy that they had no future, and in her interview, Daisy said João wasn’t making a move and confusing her. She also thought Ben was sending the wrong message to Ellie. In not listening to her and shooing her out of the galley, he was acting like it was okay to disrespect her. Ben was late to the tip meeting, reenforcing the guests’ complaint that he was slow, and ended up with the disco helmet of shame. Jason suggested that there be better communication, meal planning, and getting in front of the guests to see what they wanted. In Ben’s interview, he said he’d gotten the helmet because he was tardy and sucked at cooking. Still, the tip was a good one – $28K or $2100 each. Ben, Daisy, and João had a HOD dinner before joining the crew on their night out. Daisy wanted to know if she was getting her apology, but Ben acted like he didn’t know what she was talking about. He finally relented and they hugged it out. In his interview, he admitted she was probably right. Daisy and João tried to reason with Ben about his disrespect of the captain and crew, but instead of taking it in, Ben walked and called them twats.

Summer House

Carl opened Soft Bar, and Kyle made it all about him. When he addressed everyone, I thought he said Dove Bar, which showed where my head was at when I was watching. He said his brother was the inspiration for the bar, and in his interview, he told us that his brother passing away saved his life. Besides the usual crowd, the guests included lots of influencers and Carl’s mom. Lindsay wanted to keep her distance and said his mom had sent a weird text. She read it, and I thought maybe she was looking at it with weird eyes, because it was very sweet. Carl’s mom hunted her down anyway, and Lindsay could barely look at her, allowing her only a weird side hug. This totally annoyed me. All the old roommates were there, including Danielle, who Lindsay successfully ignored. Next week, Kyle spins out yet again. It looks like we’ll be going from this to the Reunion to In the City.

Apparently, this is causing quite a stir.

https://www.realitytea.com/2026/04/24/summer-house-season-10-reunion-leak-drama-andy-cohen/

The Valley

Michelle’s life was gymnastics growing up – she still knows her cartwheels! – and she was encouraging Isabella in that area. Michelle explained that her dad left the family because he thought people were after him. In his mind, he was trying to protect them. Brittany planned a pool party and recalled the last one being a disaster. In her interview, she said, this group freaked her out, and I can’t say I blame her. Luke was miserable, Kristen was frustrated, and Brittany said Jax made her feel worthless once she had a baby. In Brittany’s interview, she said her friends kept putting her in the middle and she couldn’t make anybody happy. Brandon told Kristen not to stress Brittany out, and in Kristen’s interview, she thought he should stay in his lane. Brittany started to think there was a hive mentality in the group, and Zack harangued Janet about a myriad of issues he had with her. Even though she agreed with him, he kept going, and in Janet’s interview, she said she was ready to apologize as long as they could end the convo. Weed was smoked and all was right with the world, but in Lala’s interview, she said every time they had a splendid day, it was the calm before the storm.

Southern Hospitality

There was the Pantygate of SH – Emmy having said she felt unsafe with Brad banging on her hotel door. She and Michols went blah-blah-blah, you’re not supportive, whatever. Joe planned a surprise pirate party for Maddi, who only wanted downtime. In Maddi’s interview, she said I t was an epic fail. To top it off, he forgot her costume in his truck, so she was the only one at a costume party with no costume. Shades of Grace and the pajama party. Speaking of, Grace met with Leva, and tried to finagle her job back, but Leva thought it best that Grace concentrate on her card gig and venues that didn’t serve alcohol. The group went on a trip to the DR where Maddi was ready to go international with her DJ’ing.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Reunion Part 2

I hate myself for enjoying this, although I’m not loving Andy’s hair. Kyle and Dorit went at it, with Dorit whining that Kyle wasn’t supportive, and Kyle listing the times she was. Later, we did get the revelation that the way Dorit had protected Kyle was keeping quiet about relationships Kyle had that hadn’t been on camera. No surprise, Dorit overtalked her at every opportunity, and Kyle finally asked Andy to shut her up. Rachel started laughing so hard, it made me laugh harder. There was some stuff about Amanda having opinions on how Dorit was handling her divorce, and Jennifer joined the pack along with Kathy. We found out that Kathy had been on an AI Jell-O diet, which backfired on her, making her bloated. News flash: Don’t take AI diet advice or probably any other diet advice from the internet. Sutton and Jennifer apologized and made up. Not that I think it’s the reason, but they also agreed that the fans didn’t like them apart. Dorit whined about Erika and Sutton not showing for her book cover reveal <snort>, and Erika said Dorit had hurt her feelings by saying she’d been using her for a storyline when she’d bared her soul. I agree she’s been authentic this season. We even met her new man, sort of. I’d venture to say she’s matured, although a lot of it might be attributed to being relieved of some of the Tom burden, as well as the new relationship.

Ladies Of London: The New Reign

Myka had her first etiquette seminar on The Art of Showing Up.  Mark-Francis told Missè that he was feeling badly about what Margo said and started to cry. In public! Missè went to her brother’s grave, where Kimi met her, since they’d gotten past Kimi’s insensitive remarks earlier in the season. Margo texted Mark-Francis, apologizing and asking him to meet. When they did, she admitted she hadn’t been kind and hadn’t been a good friend and took responsibility for that. Mark-Francis said he couldn’t go back to being close to people who put on an act after he’d chosen to be authentic long ago. While it started well, Mark-Francis kind of turned things by saying Margo had narcissistic tendencies. In Margo’s interview, she said Mark-Francis didn’t want to clear the air and move on, and it took off from there. Mark-Francis dipped out, and in his interview, he said Margo thought he was sexually attracted to her, which she confirmed in her interview, saying maybe he had conflicting feelings. I didn’t get that vibe whatsoever, so I had to agree with him in saying she was a lunatic. Lottie and Joshua had a date night, subsequently presenting a Joshua Kane fashion show. I like his stuff, but it’s for tall, thin people. Martha approached Margo, and in Margo’s interview, she said she felt alone. Martha said she didn’t recognize Margo, and Margo said Martha was the one who’d started making fun of her clothes. Then Martha gave her the best quote in the world: This is England. No one talks about anything. They just bitch about each other behind each other’s backs. That’s British society. Well said.

Real Housewives of Rhode Island

I did watch it this week, but for some reason, although I thought it had promise, it’s failing to hold my attention. Jack had a pirate birthday party on a boat (is this a thing now?), and Delores came, further fueling my problem in telling these women apart. There was a bunch of stuff about Brian cheating on Rulla, who seems more like she’s from Staten Island, and there was also a polo match, which seemed out of place.  

Random Reality Items

I wouldn’t hate Marge Jr. joining the cast.

Carole will be joining as a friend of. It has possibilities, but the jury is out until that’s confirmed.

Miami, Miami, you’ve got style.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Arizona. Netflix.  A small satiric film where a man in heavy debt lives in a subdivision where all of the houses look the same. Like William Foster (Michael Douglas) in Falling Down, he has a lot to be depressed about and he’s a guy who’s had enough. After committing an accidental murder, he kidnaps his realtor and goes on a crime spree. There are times (again like Foster) that he’s all of us. He’s an antagonist with a bad back, telling his captive, one time he was in bed for eight days because he tried to tie his shoes. I could identify. Everything that can go wrong, does, like when his hostage escapes and he misses finding her because he’s busy playing games on his phone. He’s a man who thinks he deserves what others have without working for it, cutting a path of destruction along his way. The reviews weren’t great, but I found it amusing and entertaining. Except for – spoiler alert – one part with a dog. Dog lovers might want to fast forward. The acting is also excellent and Luke Wilson stands out as the realtor’s ex-husband.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/arizona-2018

The Requin. Netflix. Despite my love of real life sharks, I also love a good shark vs. people film. Jaelyn (Alicia Silverstone) and her husband Kyle (James Tupper) vacation in Viet Nam, staying in one of those rooms that sit above the water on stilts. Jaelyn has a problem with water, as it triggers a stillborn birth that she blames herself for. A storm comes and the cabin is knocked down, and the couple is forced to fend for themselves against the sea and what’s in it. The acting was stellar – I could feel their thirst, even though I had water and coffee in front of me, and their desperation. The scenery was beautiful, although it was hard to appreciate it, considering the intense situation. There seemed to be a lot of stock shark footage, and the close ups were iffy at times, but I enjoyed it nonetheless, especially Silverstone’s performance, which was absolutely brilliant. Even more impressive, she did most of her own stunts (see below). The reviews were mixed. You decide.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-requin-movie-review-2022

https://www.slashfilm.com/749021/alicia-silverstone-on-surviving-the-shark-infested-waters-of-the-requin-interview/

Good Boy. Hulu, AMC+. A man on the mend holes up with his dog in a haunted cabin belonging to his dead grandfather. A unique little story, a lot of it from the dog’s point of view, it’s not bad for a $1.98 budget, and Golden Retriever Indy is a pretty good actor. God knows, he’s more well-behaved and brave than the Golden I had, who was literally afraid of his own shadow. I didn’t love him any less for it, but still. Spoiler alert – he does just fine.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/good-boy-dog-horror-movie-review-2025

K-Pop Demon Hunters (again). Netflix. I’ve been over this one, but after reading The Birth of Korean Cool by Euny Hong, I needed to see it again. It’s got all the K – the songs, the unrequited love story, demons, weird legends, and the vibe. And if you love all things K, the book is a real gem. (Also see the Billboard Women in Music articles below for more Golden kudos.)

https://screenrant.com/kpop-demon-hunters-netflix-movie-reinvented-animated-musicals/

Toxic Avenger. Hulu. Winston is a custodian for the BTH company and finds out he has brain cancer. His insurance doesn’t cover it, and thinking mostly about his teenage son, he approaches his boss, begging for help, but gets less than nothing. BTH is also a big polluter and does some dirty dealing, so when Winston breaks in to steal money for his healthcare, he gets caught, shot, and thrown into a vat of nasty sludge. Instead of dying, he’s turned into an anti-hero. I saw the original, and barely remember it, but I have the feeling ti doesn’t hold a candle to this one, even if it’s just because of the budget. With Peter Dinklage as Winston and Kevin Bacon as his boss, the acting is above what you would think was the pay grade of a movie like this. It’s gory AF – one of the characters actually poses my forever question, who’s gonna clean up all this sh*t? – and makes its point when Winston teams up with an activist. It has a great soundtrack and is filled with the usual Freddy Krueger one-liners. The ending is actually uplifting, and the end credits very detailed.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-toxic-avenger-peter-dinklage-movie-review-2025

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

The dragons are coming! The dragons are coming!

https://ew.com/house-of-the-dragon-season-3-trailer-11959080

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/house-of-the-dragon-season-3-trailer-release-date

🪁 They’re Going Up, Up, Up…

Well-deserved awards to the women who make the music.

https://www.billboard.com/p/billboard-women-in-music-2026/

Best moments.

https://www.billboard.com/lists/2026-billboard-women-in-music-awards-recap-best-moments/

And most important, the fashion.

https://www.billboard.com/photos/2026-billboard-women-in-music-red-carpet-best-photos-1236234911/

🐾 Aiding and Abetting…

🐇 Using a side gig.

https://people.com/spanish-nuns-help-save-rare-giant-rabbit-breed-from-extinction-11961585

🦧 Building bridges.

https://people.com/orangutan-uses-human-made-canopy-bridge-to-cross-road-for-first-time-11961469

🐳 Setting them free.

https://people.com/timmy-the-humpback-whale-is-free-after-being-stuck-for-weeks-11961238

🦥 Rescuing them.

https://people.com/13-sloths-from-orlandos-sloth-world-survive-transfer-to-central-florida-zoo-11960242

🐕 And sometimes, they rescue you.

https://people.com/isabel-klee-reveals-life-after-viral-dog-rescue-exclusive-11957963

🫖 Quotes of the Week

You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. – Khalil Gibran

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. – Miles Davis

I have discovered in life that there are ways of getting almost anywhere you want to go, if you really want to go. – Langston Hughes

Butterflies are God’s confetti, thrown upon the Earth in celebration of His love.K. D’Angelo

There is only one way to avoid criticism. Do nothing. Be nothing. Say nothing. – Aristotle

Maybe you should prescribe yourself something. – Leslie Thomas (Tricia Mann-Grant), Beyond the Gates

🪻 Tra-La, It’s May…

Until next time, stay safe; stay not forgetting other mother’s on Mother’s Day, like mother figures and pet moms; and stay remembering, coups aren’t going to stage themselves. So go forth and conquer.

Video > BEE GEES – FIRST OF MAY

April 17, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Laura Joins Forces With Boyle, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Coming Not So Soon, Finding Their Place, Crisp Quotes Of Eight & Ed’s Spring

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday: 

Ric went to see Alexis and said he was there to see her on Sonny’s orders.

Willow told Drew that Nina was on her way back. If she wanted to keep shared custody, she had to rely on Nina, and this would make sure she could.

Lucas told Isaiah that everything went well with Jordan’s surgery, and Isaiah said he wasn’t sure he could have handled it.

Stella told Curtis that they’d let him know as soon as he could see Jordan. He had to give it time. She’d talked to TJ (🦉) and she’d promised to keep him updated. Curtis said he wasn’t okay, and they sat down to talk.

Gio showed Emma a baby gift for Brook and Chase, and she said it was perfect. The gift was perfect and so was he.

Ned asked Olivia if she was ready for Phoebe’s arrival. He was excited about having a baby in the house again.

Turner went to see Sonny at the secret apartment, and said he was in way more danger than he thought.

Tracy blamed Olivia for almost tanking the fostering.

Gio told Emma that he wanted the baby to feel welcome. The Quartermaines had big hearts and had welcomed him before knowing he was a Quartermaine. Emma said he was best of the Quartermaines and the Cerullos.

Ric told Alexis that Danny wanted to join the mob.

Turner told Sonny about the accident and said Jordan was lucky to be alive. Jordan was an exec at Sidwell’s company and Sidwell was in a rage. He’d asked if they were investigating the accident and accused Sonny of trying to shut Jordan down. Sonny said Jordan had nothing on him, but Turner said Sidwell believed otherwise.

Alexis hyperventilated and she asked if it was a joke, but Ric said Danny wanted to work outside the system like Sonny and his father.

Turner said Sidwell was drawing a connection between Marco’s death and Jordan’s accident, and believed Sonny decided to take her out before she implicated him. Sonny wondered if Turner was really asking him if he did this, but she said she knew he didn’t.

Lucas asked how Jordan saved his life, but Isaiah said it was ancient history. He told Lucas about Sidwell holding Lucky prisoner and hiring someone to kill him. Jordan had saved him. Lucas said Marco was his own person and not like his dad, and he wanted to take Sidwell as who he was now. Isaiah said that was why he didn’t want to say anything.  

Willow told Nina about Baby Phoebe and how she’d helped Chase and Brook. Nina said Brook got a good one in Chase, and she bet Willow regretted letting him get away.

Tracy said Olivia was the reason Wiley asked what a hooker was, and Olivia said it was an accident. Michael was just as much at fault. Brook told them to start acting like decent, civilized human beings or she’d send them to their rooms, when the doorbell rang, but it was Emma and Gio.

Isaiah said he wasn’t going to rag on Sidwell, and Lucas said he wasn’t blind to reality, but Marco had loved his father. He checked his tablet and said, Jordan’s labs just came in.He left to give Curtis the results.

Ric told Alexis that Danny was upset because of how the WSB was treating Jason, and asked Sonny to train him to pursue justice through other avenues. Danny was the perfect combination of Jason and Sam. Like his mother, he jumped into action to right an injustice, and like his father, he was ready to strike at all costs. Alexis said that terrified her.

Turner told Sonny that it had been a single car accident and Curtis’s statement aligned with that. Jordan had overcorrected and skidded off the road. Sonny said he’d hoped she thought he didn’t do it because she believed in him.

Willow told Nina that she’d believed she loved Michael, but she’d been more in love with the idea of being Wiley’s mom. Her cheating on Chase had been terrible, and she had to make sure her sacrifice wasn’t in vail. Her phone vibrated, and she said it was the woman from CPS. She needed to take the call, but it was time for Drew’s pain meds and they couldn’t wait. She gave Nina a syringe and explained how to use it.

Gio’s gift was a mobile with instruments on it, and he said he wanted to give Phoebe something musical. It meant so much to so many people. Brook said it was perfect and thanked Gio and Emma. Chase said they appreciated all the love, and Tracy wondered who wouldn’t want the Quartermaine family to look after a baby. Ned said, in some people’s eyes it wasn’t the ideal place to foster a newborn, and Chase said there had been tricky moments that almost stopped the process, but they got an assist from Willow. Ned said it could have been worse and happened when Drew was their congressman. They would have been indebted to Drew instead. The doorbell rang, and Brook told them to be calm and normal this time. She opened the door to Sarah, who said she had a special delivery.

Curtis said there had been times he took issue with Stella’s opinions, but not Jordan. She had respect for Stella. Stella said the feeling was mutual. Jordan had shown patience with her over the years, including when she jumped to the conclusion that Jordan was pregnant. Curtis said Jordan wasn’t mad and even said Stella had been helpful when she was worried about taking the test. It had led to them having a conversation about how it was best for Jordan not to get pregnant because it would be a strain on her good kidney like the accident probably was. Stella said they didn’t know for sure, and he said they didn’t know if the surgery had been too much physically. He hadn’t heard anyone say she was going to be okay. In perfect soap timing, Lucas came out with an update.

Nina saw Drew blinking like crazy and wondered if knew he was doing it. She said he was screwing everything up for Willow when she could have dumped him into a long term care facility. For some reason, Willow was committed to taking care of him herself. The least she could do was help Willow with this. She put the shot in Drew’s IV.  

Ric told Alexis that Sonny wouldn’t help Danny and said he’d had regrets when about the decisions he’d made at Danny’s age. He didn’t want any of his grandkids involved in his world. Alexis said, do as I say, not as I do. Teenagers really responded to that. Ric said Jason made the right decision leaving Danny with her. She had this. He believed in her… on this at least. She thanked him and told him to thank Sonny. Danny came into the living room and said he’d been cleaning the basement. He wondered what this was. He showed her the ball gag.  

Turner wondered if Sonny was playing her, but he said, not at all. They’d agreed they were both compromised now. She asked why he cared if she thought he did it, and he said he was hoping she knew he’d never order a hit on anyone he respected.

Lucas told Curtis that Jordan was still unconscious, but now in the ICU. Her vitals and labs were good, including her functioning kidney. Curtis was welcome to sit with her. Stella told him to go.

Chase told Baby Phoebe, welcome home, for now. They were happy she was there. (Another adorable, animated baby!) Brook said these wonderful, sometimes crazy, people were excited she was there and were her family for now.

Tracy suggested a celebratory toast, and Ned said, to Baby Phoebe. They were happy to have her as long as she needed a place to stay. Michael said, to Brook and Chase, who are doing a wonderful thing, and Chase said, to Michael, for finding a way to make it happen. Ned sipped his champagne and said it was the good stuff, and Gio asked if all champagne wasn’t good. Tracy said, so young and so much to learn, and Tracy, Michael, Ned, and Olivia left to look at the baby. Brook flashed back to her empty wine glass after Lucy’s visit, and Gio said they were going to be amazing foster parents. Brook said she couldn’t help wishing she’d had the chance to hold Gio when he was that tiny, and Gio said they couldn’t go back in time, but where they were now was pretty great.

Curtis went in to see Jordan, who was bandaged up. He said he was scared he’d never see her again, but here she was and doing great.

Willow came back, and said Phoebe had been dropped off at the Quartermaines. She thanked Nina, who said she’d given Drew the shot, and Willow put the empty syringe in a bag to get rid of it. She said she was going to take Drew back to the bedroom so he could rest, and she wheeled him out.

Alexis told Danny that the ball gag was part of an old Halloween costume. Toss it. Ric said he’d love to see the costume, and Alexis said, get out. Ric left, and she said, while cleaning the basement was a priority, she suggested Danny take a break. There was something important she needed to talk to him about. He said Ric told her that he saw Sonny.

Turner said she didn’t believe Sonny was that cavalier and didn’t think he’d antagonize Sidwell, but Sidwell wanted him to be the person responsible for taking his child. That’s why she was there. To warn him that Sidwell wasn’t giving up on this. Sonny said, she was advising him to protect himself, which was the first step in a war, and she asked him to find a way that didn’t lead to violence. He said if he didn’t know better, he’d think she was worried about him.

Willow told Nina that Drew’s meds had kicked in and he was resting comfortably. What happened? She saw Brennan, right? Nina said he’d had the traffic cam footage the entire time, and she told him that Carly would never forgive him for doing that to Michael. Willow said she and Carly agreed on one thing, that the children came first. That’s why it was important for her to keep Wiley and Amelia with her. Nina said she hoped Jack would keep the misleading footage to himself, but Willow said it wasn’t misleading. It was proof. She got in her car and drove over there and shot Drew in the back.

Alexis said it was a dark, dangerous, and illegal life that terrified her, and Danny said he was sorry, but he’d had to do something to help his dad. She said his dad would want him to be safe and so did she. She hugged him, and he flashed back to hearing Ric tell Sonny that Sidwell was the reason Jason got shipped off.

Isaiah thanked Stella for getting him the antibiotics, and she said tell her it was good news. He said it was, and she asked if he’d been at the hospital, but he said, no. He and Portia were at the cabin and had stayed in all night.

Sonny was about to kiss Turner, but she told him that she’d said what she came to say. Now it was time for her to go. He said nobody was there. It was just them. Stay. She said she had a thousand reasons why she should go, but right now, she couldn’t think of a single one, and they kissed.  

Curtis told Jordan that Stella saw he was worried about the accident and was righteously indignant on her behalf. Stella said he had to believe she was going to be okay. Their plans for the future were still on track. He took her hand and said he did believe that and hoped she did too. Jordan stirred and opened her eyes, and Curtis said he was right there.  

Tracy asked why Brook and Michael had been at Gio’s guitar performance and she didn’t get an invitation, but Gio said it hadn’t been anything formal. It was just an open mic night and he played one song. Tracy said she still would have liked an invitation, and Ned told her to cut Gio some slack. When Gio was ready, he’d love to hear him play. Michael said he wished Trina had ended her night on the same high note, and told them about the car accident. Chase said, it was a pretty bad crash. Jordan swerved off the road. Brook remembered driving, blowing her car horn, and swerving.

Tuesday:

Brook asked if Chase minded Phoebe sleeping in their room. She wanted Phoebe to feel safe and loved. She knew the GH staff did their best, but it wasn’t the same as a consistent presence. Chase said he thought Phoebe would have one whether she wanted it or not. He hoped she’d be reunited with her family soon, but until then… Brook said Phoebe was stuck with them.

Curtis told Jordan that she was in the hospital, and she asked, what happened? He said there was an accident and she was hurt badly. They had to operate, but the worst was over with now. She was going to be okay.

Britt met Brad at the Brown Dog and said it had been a rough couple of weeks. Brad said, one more reason to take her out. He could only imagine how much she was hurting since the WSB picked Jason up and disappeared him. Lulu and Nathan came in, and Lulu said, of course (🍷) Britt would have to be there. It was hard to ignore Britt’s wrecking ball to her son’s life.

Sonny and Turner kissed, then got busy.

Willow asked if Nina was really that surprised. She was sure part of Nina knew it was her all along. Nina said she’d had suspicions, but couldn’t… didn’t want to believe it, and Willow said she did it. She tried to kill Drew and they were in this together now.

Nathan said hello to Britt, and Brad said he’d invited her out for a drink. She could use cheering up after Jason. Nathan asked if it was working, but Brit said, not yet, and Lulu said they’d let them get back to it. Nathan said he hoped Britt felt better, and he and Lulu went to another table. Britt said she felt better already. Subtlety wasn’t Lulu’s strong suit. Lulu legitimately hated her. Brad said it was probably more about Nathan dating the mother of the child Britt gave birth to, and Britt asked if Lulu and Nathan were officially dating now.

Alexis went to her office, and Diane said she’d thought Alexis was working from home all week. Alexis said it was too distracting. Danny was there, Molly was at home healing, and Cody was always around. Diane said it was Alexis’s first time back since Marco died. It must have been horrible to have found him. Alexis said, it was beyond horrible and horrific for Danny, but he didn’t panic. He did what needed to be done. Diane said, like parent, like son. How was he doing now that Jason was gone? Alexis said since living with her, Danny had been suspended from school and tried to join the mob.

Nina said, of course (🍷) she and Willow were in this together, and Willow asked if Nina thought she was a horrible person. Nina said she just hated that Willow had been carrying the burden by herself, and Willow said she never thought she’d be capable of it. She was a nurse and healed people. Nina said Drew pushed Willow to the edge. She got it and didn’t blame Willow for wanting revenge. Willow said it wasn’t about revenge. It was about her children. She was desperate to keep them. Everything she’d one was for them and to be with them. Nina said it wasn’t going to happen with Drew, and Willow said Drew made it clear that he wasn’t letting her go. She begged him to leave her alone, but he couldn’t or wouldn’t. She knew she needed people on her side for the custody hearing, but he kept alienating her. She realized it wasn’t Michael keeping her children from her, but Drew. No wonder Michael didn’t want the kids around Drew. He destroyed whatever he touched. Nina said she tried to warn Willow, and Willow cried and said, everyone tried to warn her. She wished she would have listened.

Lucas said there had been internal bleeding and they’d been worried about Jordan’s kidney, but the procedure was a success. She’d have a bit of a long road, but there was no reason there shouldn’t be a full recovery. Her neurological functions were normal. Jordan asked about the bandages, and he said she’d sustained burns and lacerations. She said it sounded like he’d saved her life, and she thanked him. Nodding toward Curtis, Lucas said she should thank this guy. If anyone saved her life, it was him.

Chase told Brook that he’d heat up a bottle and asked her to keep Phoebe distracted. He was glad they brought her home today. If it had been yesterday, they could have missed out because of that car accident. He left, and Brook told Phoebe that she’d messed up big time. She was pretty sure she’d had something to do with that accident.

Lulu said Rocco had been in pain, physically and emotionally, because of Nathan’s sister. He’d become withdrawn. It was such a mess. She thanked him for being someone she could talk to and trust.

Brook told Phoebe that she was there with Lucy and they’d had a glass of wine. One glass, nothing crazy. After Lucy left, Dante called. Their son Gio was playing in a bar and she wanted to see him, so she hopped in the car. Another car veered into her lane, coming from the opposite direction, and she honked. They both swerved and she scraped the side of her car on the guardrail. She had no idea the other car crashed. She would have stopped. She assumed since they didn’t hit, everything was fine. Another reason she didn’t stop was if the police were called, she would have had to submit to a breathalyzer and she wasn’t sure she would have passed. It would have ruined their chances of becoming Phoebe’s foster parents.

Curtis asked if Jordan remembered where they were headed, and she said, Luisa’s? He said she swerved of the road and they crashed. Jordan said it was fuzzy, and asked Lucas if that was a red flag. Lucas said, no. It was a said effect from the pain meds and anesthesia. Jordan asked Curtis, then what happened? and he said, when he came to, she was still out cold. He smelled gasoline and knew there was a leak and he had to get her out of there. The door was jammed, so he grabbed a cowbell crowbar out of the trunk and had to pry it open to get her out. She asked if the car was totaled, and he said, there were several sparks and the gas leak exploded. She said, oh my God. If he hadn’t gotten her out, she would have died. He said she didn’t. She was alive and awake and here looking at him with her beautiful brown eyes. Maybe that’s all that mattered.

Turner got dressed, while Sonny poured some wine. Her phone dinged, and she said, there it is. The reason she left last time. His Wi-Fi is crappy. He said the wine was fantastic, and she took a sip and agreed. She said she was glad she’d decided to stay a while, and he said so was he. She said she hoped he knew this wasn’t what she had in mind, and he said he knew. She came to tell him Sidwell was a threat. He was taking precautions. He had people on himself and his family… Not there. It was just them. They both had a lot to lose if somebody figured out they were having this kind of fun. That stayed between them. Turner asked if he promised, and he said, Scout’s honor. She said, as if he was ever a Boy Scout.

Alexis said Sonny told Danny, no, and Diane said she could imagine how furious Jason would be. Alexis said it was going to take more supervision than she’d planned, and Diane said she needed Alexis’s signature on the paperwork to make it official. She asked if Willow dropped the restraining order against Danny, and Alexis said, not formally. Diane said she needed to get on that. If Drew recovered, he could have an issue about Danny living at her place and Scout spending time there. Alexis said she’d remind Willow. She’d like to keep their interaction to a minimum. She couldn’t look Willow in the eye knowing she got away with attempted murder.

Nina asked if Willow had come up with a plan to kill Drew, but Willow said, it wasn’t that calculated. She knew she had to stop Drew, so she snuck into the Quartermaine estate and took Edward’s gun. She thought she’d use it to warn Drew off. She was desperate. Nina asked if it was an accident, but Willow said, it wasn’t that either. The change happened when Judge Haran was killed. It had been her one chance at getting her kids back without relying on Drew. When she found out the judge was gone, it was like she snapped. She couldn’t even think. Somehow, she was in the car, driving in the rain. She let herself in, walked up behind Drew, and shot him in the back. Nina said, twice, and Willow said, in her mind, it was either him or her children and her kids would win every time. Nina said it made sense that Willow would want to take care of him herself. She felt guilty because the stroke was caused by the shooting. Willow said, Drew didn’t have a stroke, and Nina asked, what happened to him? Willow said she did.

Jordan thanked Lucas, and Curtis said he was grateful. Lucas said, of course (🍷). It had been his pleasure. He left, and Curtis said it was good news. TJ (🦉), Aunt Stella, and Trina would be relieved. Jordan said, TJ (🦉) knew? and Curtis said they’d been talking a lot. He had to convince TJ (🦉) to stay overseas and he did, for now. She said, good, and thanked him for getting TJ (🦉) to see that. He said, it was mostly Aunt Stella, and Jordan thanked him for saving her life. He said he would do anything for her.

Brook said she knew the accident wasn’t her fault, but she felt terrible for leaving. She didn’t know they crashed. Jordan had to be okay. She had to be. Now, too much time had passed to go to the police. Chase came back and said he was rusty at warming formula. He couldn’t decide if it was too hot or not hot enough. Brook shook some onto her wrist and said, it’s perfect. He said he guessed he was nervous. He didn’t want to mess up. She said she felt the same way.

Lulu said it wasn’t fair that Rocco was home while Nathan’s sister was enjoying a night on the town, and Nathan said Britt had no idea Rocco followed her to the pier, but Lulu said it had nothing to do with that. If Britt wasn’t so busy playing mom to Rocco, he wouldn’t even know her. She apologized for putting Nathan in a tough spot, and he said he loved Britt, but he wasn’t blind to the fact she was problematic. Lulu had the right to feel how she felt. She said she was just complaining and so they could enjoy the night, she was going to the restroom, taking some deep breaths, and hitting the reset button.

Britt saw Lulu go past and asked Brad to excuse her. He said, don’t. Whatever she was about to do, don’t. He didn’t feel like dashing. Their waitress looked like she ran track. Britt said she couldn’t live with herself if she stayed quiet, and followed Lulu.

Turner said, this wasn’t supposed to happen again. She distinctly remembered her and Sonny’s conversation where they vowed they wouldn’t. Sonny asked if she had regrets, and she said, that’s the problem. Not at all. She knew she was taking a huge risk being there. He said that was understandable. He was irresistible. It was like a curse. She told him that she was going to say she enjoyed his company too much, and he said so did he. She said in another world, where she wasn’t the acting DA and he wasn’t… him, they would actually explore what this looked like outside these walls. He said, the upside was, these walls were available when they wanted to enjoy each other, and she said, be careful. It sounded like an open invitation.

Nina said, Drew was paralyzed because of Willow, and Willow said, and Jenz Sidwell. He gave her the paralytic drug. Nina asked why she would do that, and Willow said after her meltdown, Sidwell came to her. He’d realized Drew was a liability for both of them and suspected she was the shooter. He was open to the idea of incapacitating Drew. What choice did she have? Nina said Sidwell was a powerful man, but extremely dangerous, and Willow said she needed an ally. Her whole defense was that she loved her husband. She thought she was going to have to go on pretending, and he had the perfect solution. Nina asked, what happened when it wore off? and Willow said she had to keep injecting him and it wouldn’t be any time soon. She had to ensure she was in a position where he couldn’t come after her. She needed to get leverage over him, the same way she got leverage over Nina. The shot Nina had given him wasn’t pain medication. It was the paralytic drug and the needle… Nina said, had her fingerprints all over it, and Willow said she really didn’t want to use it, but if she had to, she was willing to do anything to keep her kids.

Chase said he and Brook made a pretty good team, and Brook said they always had and always would. He kissed her.

Brad sat down with Nathan and said he was going to invade Nathan’s space. He had the feeling they’d be flying solo for a little while.

In the restroom, Britt said she needed to talk to Lulu, but Lulu said she didn’t think it was a good idea. Britt said it was important. It was about her brother. Lulu asked why Britt inserted herself in her life. Wasn’t stealing her embryo enough? Britt wondered if they could have an interaction without bringing that up. It happened a million years ago. Lulu said Britt had no idea the amount of pain she’d inflicted on Rocco, and Britt asked what she was talking about.

Sonny said it was the place for them to meet, and Turner said it was tempting. He said he didn’t want to pressure her. He knew she was risking her career. She said she used to be married to her career, but Jordan told her that she’d grown to regret that and was happier after her shift in priorities. She thought she could learn a thing or two from her friend. Her career mattered, but there were other things in life that mattered too. Sonny asked of she’d be up for being there for a glass of fantastic wine every once in a while, and she said, yeah. Maybe she would.

Alexis told Diane that it was weird. Willow had been adamant about Scout living at Drew’s house, but Scout was with her most of the time. One would think she didn’t really want Scout in Drew’s house.  

Nina said Willow set her up for blackmail, but Willow said it was more like an insurance policy. Nina said she’d never hurt Willow. She loved Willow. Willow said she loved Nina too. She knew it wasn’t on purpose, but the last time Nina tried to protect her with an alibi, it made things worse. She couldn’t afford another mistake like that again and Nina was torn between her and Charlotte. She tried to make it easier by taking away the choice. Now Nina had to side with her or she’d go down for drugging Drew.  

Jordan asked how long she’d been there. She had to go home. Curtis said she wasn’t going anywhere, when Jordan flashed back to the crash. She said, it was her. She’d leaned over to kiss him and drifted into the wrong lane. There was a car coming at them and she panicked. She overcorrected and the accident was her fault. She could have killed them both.

Nina said she fixed the Jack problem. She didn’t have to choose. Willow said, that could change. She needed to be able to trust Nina. She couldn’t be a helpless victim. She’d do what it took to keep her children. She couldn’t leave it to chance. Otherwise, it would all have been for nothing. Nina said she understood, but wished Willow would have let her help from the start, and Willow said it turned out that she liked standing on her own two feet. Nina said, at what cost? It was one thing to shoot Drew in a moment of desperation, but another thing to keep him trapped inside his body. Willow said she wished it didn’t have to be this way, and Nina said maybe it didn’t, but Willow said it did. She wouldn’t survive being separated from her children again. She needed to have control over Drew, and unfortunately, over Nina too. Don’t hate her for it.

Brad asked why Nathan didn’t tell his sister that he and Lulu were dating, and Nathan asked if Brad blamed him. Brad said, no, but was he sure he wanted to risk losing his sister? Lulu had been cold and relentlessly hard on Britt. It really was unfair.

Lulu said Britt kept acting like some kind of mother and it was confusing Rocco. Leave him alone. Britt said she got that she wasn’t Lulu’s favorite person, but she was trying to help her. Being with Nathan was a huge mistake for her and Rocco.

Jordan told Curtis that she should never have taken her eyes off the road. She was so sorry. He said, it could happen to anyone, and she asked if the other car was okay. He said he assumed. He didn’t know. They never stepped to check and make sure they were okay. Whoever they were, they kept on driving.

Chase told Phoebe that he was happy she was there with them, and Brook said they both were. Chase said they were worried they wouldn’t get the chance to take care of her, but now there was no reason she couldn’t stay as long as she needed. It was smooth sailing from here on out.

Brad told Nathan that it was worth remembering that the object of Lulu’s suffocating love and affection wouldn’t be there without Britt. His hospital sources said Rocco was great, but he wouldn’t be there being great if not for Britt. Nathan said it wasn’t as straightforward as that, and Brad said, what was? He wondered if Lulu was looking for a way to punish Britt for the rest of her life, but Nathan said it wasn’t punishment. He understood Brad was his sister’s bestie and appreciated his loyalty to her, but he wasn’t sure it was appropriate for Brad to hang out with her. He encouraged her worst impulses and behavior. It wasn’t something a good friend should do and he may have to intervene.

Lulu asked, why? and Britt said her brother had been gone for seven years. He didn’t remember where he was or what he did. He’d changed and needed time to figure out who he was before diving into a relationship. Lulu said she didn’t get the impression he was having an identity crisis. He was the same guy he’d always been. Britt said he was who Lulu needed him to be, and Lulu told Britt that she’d say anything to keep them apart. Britt said believe what she wanted, but don’t say she didn’t warn her, and she left.

Turner said she had to get going, and Sonny gave her a set of keys, in case she was thirsty for the good stuff.

Diane asked if Alexis thought it was harmful for Scout to live with Willow, and Alexis said she chose not to think about that. Diane said, then leave it as it is and be glad Scout was allowed to spend time with her. Alexis said she had the feeling something wasn’t right.

Nina said she could never hate Willow. She didn’t agree with some of Willow’s choices, but understood why she made them. Willow cried, and Nina said she wished Willow had been honest with her from the start. The one thing she didn’t get was that she would have been on Willow’s side even if Willow wasn’t forcing her to. Willow said she needed to be sure, and Nina said, what now? Willow said, keep her updated on the situation with Agent Brennan. The traffic cam footage can’t see the light of day. Nina said, it won’t, and Willow said she also recently discovered that two other people know she shot Drew. Nina said, who? and Willow said, so far, they’d kept it to themselves, but she had to make sure it stayed that way.

Wednesday:

Josslyn saw Nathan at the gym and asked if he needed a spotter,

Ava went to see Laura at her office and Laura complained about Sidwell expecting her to help him with flying his helicopter when and where he wanted. Ava said, maybe she should.

Boyle told Sidwell that the mayor was slowing things down, and Sidwell said if he couldn’t do the job, Boyle was of little value to him.

Tracy told Brook that Danny was out of control. He’d taken Brook’s car out for spin and the car had a massive scrape.

Dante told Turner that it was a single car accident and the other driver wasn’t responsible, but she said, they still didn’t stop. He said, they might not have seen it. No one had come forward. She asked if there was any progress with Marco’s murder, and he said he’d get the forensic report.

Jordan woke to find Curtis by her bed, and Dr. Caldwell came in to evaluate the injuries to her neck and face.

Ava said the new flight path was all Sidwell could talk to her about, and Laura said the deal was problematic for dozens of reasons. Ava said they both knew that he’d get what he wanted one way or the other, but thought Laura might have the wrong idea about him. Laura said she wasn’t the one who had the wrong idea. It was Ava.

Sidwell told Boyle that the police had done nothing to find his son’s killer and none of the politicians he’d bought could do anything right. He was getting pushback from the mayor even though he was blackmailing her with photos of Dalton’s body in her car trunk. He’d bought a congressman, and the only significant think he’d done was have a stroke. Drew’s wife was helping regular people of no significance, and his investment in Boyle had yielded meager returns. Boyle said all Sidwell did was complain when he was the common denominator in his own problems. Maybe the reason he was failing wasn’t because of everyone else. Maybe it was because of himself.

Turner said Sidwell was convinced Dante’s father and Jason were behind Marco’s murder, and Dante said Sonny had been at the movies with Donna that night. Security footage confirmed it. And Jason was too busy head-butting him in front of witnesses. There was nothing to tie Sonny to Marco’s killing. Marco was wearing a gold chain and had cash in his pocket, but no phone. Turner wondered why someone would take it, and Dante said if they had the answer, they might have a suspect.

Josslyn reintroduced herself to Nathan and said the friend she was meeting bailed. Did he want to do a rotation?

Tracy said Brook’s car wasn’t in the usual place and she’d noticed a garage door ajar. Brook’s car had been carelessly parked and had a massive scrape on the side. Brook asked why she was blaming Danny, and Tracy said Danny was without his father and out of control. Everyone else had their own vehicle. They had to clamp down on Danny, or next time, it wouldn’t be a car, but a person. Brook said she did it, and Tracy asked if she’d hit another car. Brook said, not exactly, and Tracy asked if anyone was injured. Brook asked if she’d heard about the crash on 91, and Tracy said it involved Jordan and Curtis. Brook said she had been involved too.

Jordan said Curtis could stay if he wanted, and Curtis said, of course (🍷). Dr. Caldwell took off the bandages.

Laura said Sidwell was dangerous and she’d hate for something to happen to Ava. Ava said she was aware of Sidwell’s reputation, but Laura said it was more than a reputation. Ava said she’d seen another side of Sidwell. He was hurting about his son, who’d been everything to him. Laura said she was glad Sidwell had Ava, and Ava said he’d been throwing himself into his work and asked Laura to just work with him on it. It would mean a lot to them both. Laura said she would, and Ava thanked her. Laura told Ava to promise to be careful. If anything was off, come to her immediately. Ava said, deal.

Boyle told Sidwell that the entire community objected to the new flight path, and it would look bad if he overlooked that for one constituent. Sidwell took out a gun and said if Boyle couldn’t do the job, he’d have to fire him, and the severance package may be more damaging than a bad reference. He wanted the flight path.

Jordan asked how it looked, and Dr. Caldwell said there was minimal inflammation and no sign of infection. Her face and neck had multiple lacerations and the trauma had been complicated by the burns. The silver lining was that the burns were first and secondary. It could have been worse. Jordan asked how bad it was, but the doctor said they didn’t know the extent until she was healed. There could be noticeable scarring, but they’d address that down the road. They had some good surgeons who could mitigate the damage. There were no guarantees, but they had every reason to hope. Jordan asked if it would have made a difference if she hadn’t been burned, but Dr. Caldwell told her that it was impossible to say, but it may have minimized the scarring.

Brook said she was driving to Charlie’s to see Gio, and Tracy asked if she was speeding. Brook said, maybe a little. A car drifted into her lane and crossed the dividing line. She blew the horn and swerved. Tracy asked about the scrape, and Brook said she ran into the guardrail, then kept driving. She was upset and freaking out. She wanted to get the performance in one piece. Tracy said Brook would be too smart to drive away unless she had good reason, and Brook said she’d been drinking.

Nathan said Josslyn’s deadlift was perfect, and she said her coach taught her perfect form. She’d played volleyball at PCU, but had to give it up for pre-med, but then realized pre-med wasn’t for her. She was lucky her family wasn’t forcing her to be a doctor. Nathan said, family expectations could be demanding, and she asked if his family had pushed him to be a doctor, since his mother and sister were doctors. He said he didn’t grow up with his mom, but knowing her, she would have made him follow in her footsteps. Josslyn said, and his dad’s.  

The bartender at the Brown Dog told Boyle that he was on the banned list, and Boyle said, not if he wanted to keep his liquor license. Whiskey, three fingers, pronto.

Jordan told Curtis that she knew there was a lot of bandaging and she could feel the pain, but it never occurred to her that she could end up with scars. He said they’d get her the best plastic surgeon, but she said things had to heal first and they didn’t know how long it would take. Turner came by with flowers and to check on the both of them, and Curtis said they were doing as well as could be expected. Jordan said she was managing, and Turner said everyone at yoga was asking about her. Jordan said she appreciated Turner coming by, but was feeling tired. Would Turner mind visiting some other time? Turner said, of course (🍷), and left. Curtis said he’d let Jordan get some rest, and followed.

Curtis saw Turner at the elevator, and she said she was sorry. Next time, she’d call first. He said, since she was there, had they learned any more about the crash?

Brook told Tracy that she’d had one glass of wine. She was perfectly okay to drive, but was afraid they’d give her a breathalyzer because she’d hit the guardrail. She would have dealt with it, but she wouldn’t be the only person affected. Tracy said Brook had Phoebe to think of, and Brook said God knew how it would affect their chances. She swore she hadn’t heard anything. She was focused on her driving and concentrating on not crashing. Tracy asked when she realized, and Brook said, yesterday. Chase mentioned the crash. She should have stopped just in case. Jordan could have died. That’s why she was going to the police and telling them everything. Tracy said, no. She wasn’t going to do that.

Josslyn said Nathan’s dad was Cesar Faison and had been a lot of things, and Nathan said, international criminal, global terrorist, attempted murderer. She asked if he wasn’t also a doctor, and Nathan said he had two memories of his father. He’d interrogated him once, when they didn’t know their relationship, and right before Faison shot him. She said she hadn’t considered he might not want to talk about it, and he said it was a complicated subject. Josslyn said she’d been thinking a lot about Faison and the weird connection between him and Anna.

Turner said the department concluded that it was a single car accident, but Curtis said, there was another vehicle. Did they look into it? She said, they didn’t cause the accident, but Curtis said, they saw it and took off. They were left for an hour and barely got out before the car blew up. It might have ended up making a difference for Jordan. It was going to be tough. Turner said, Jordan’s injuries were worse because the other driver didn’t render aid and fled, and he said he didn’t know how they could look the other way when a person was in danger.

On the phone, Dante said, stand down. He’d handle it personally.

Tracy said Brook wasn’t going to the police. She gotten behind the wheel, hit the guardrail, and kept going. Brook said she didn’t know there was a reason to stop, and Tracy said the police might believe her, but child services would be there immediately and Brook and Chase’s odds of adopting would be shot to hell. Brook said, not to mention she’d been drinking. She legitimately panicked when she hit the guardrail while she was rushing to see her see son perform. She’d demonstrated poor judgment, but did nothing illegal. Tracy said Jordan was a highly respected former Police Commissioner. Brook would be held responsible and may not be exonerated. Brook said she wouldn’t mention the drinking, but Tracy said they’d interview Lucy, the last person to see her before she left. Lucy would be compelled to tell them. Brook said she wasn’t drunk, and Tracy said, kudos to her tolerance, but they wouldn’t look kindly on a wealthy woman getting behind the wheel after she’d been drinking. Brook said there had to be a way out where she could still do the right thing, but Tracy said there wasn’t. It wasn’t ethical and she knew it was going to be hard to live with, but they were going to manage, because doing the right thing would definitely ruin Brook’s life.

Nathan said it was common knowledge Faison was obsessed with Anna, and Josslyn said she’d found a book called The Crystalline Conspiracy. Nathan said his father wrote it, and she said the woman on the cover looked exactly like Anna. He asked if she was surprised, and she said, no, but Emma said Faison was a big reason Anna was in a mental institution. She insisted Faison was still alive. Nathan said, that must be terrifying, but how did that involve him? He knew his father was dead, but he’d had nothing to do with him. It was true that Faison had hurt a lot of people. Josslyn said, some people eventually got over it, but it took his mom forever to shake Faison, and he said it was a subject his family tended to avoid, and she said, sorry. There were other people she could talk to about Faison and Anna. He asked what possible reason she had to dredge up a name that brought up trauma. Why was she so curious about Cesar Faison?  

Ava asked how things went with Boyle, and Sidwell said he was strongly considering pulling his support for Boyle’s reelection and the mayor was digging in her heels. Ava said she paid a visit to Laura and she’d agreed to push the new flight path forward. He asked, why? and she said she and Nikolas were long divorced, but she and Laura had a fondness for each other. He asked why she’d do that for him.

Dante went to see Laura and said he’d thought he’d give her a heads up. Boyle was on his way to a drunk and disorderly. There had been no formal complaints, but he didn’t want her to miss the window where she could call members of the media and put his dereliction of duty on livestream. She asked why he didn’t give the tip to Lulu, but he said he figured she wouldn’t want to miss out since Boyle had put a camera in her face at the worst possible times. Maybe it was time for her to return the favor.  

Tracy told Brook they had to deal with it discreetly and do it now before Chase noticed her car was missing and looked in the other garage. Brook had to do exactly as she said. Before Chase got home, she had to move the car next to the boathouse and cover it with a tarp. Leave the rest to her. By tomorrow, it would be taken care of. In the meantime – and by that she meant the rest of Brook’s life – never breathe a word of this to anybody.

Curtis said, as soon as the doctors gave the all clear, he’d take Jordan to a beautiful spa in the mountains of Arizona. Jordan asked for a mirror, and he said she heard the doctor. It would take time. She said she didn’t care. She needed to see what he saw.  

Ava said she knew Sidwell’s grief firsthand and thought she’d try to lighten the load a little. It was one little thing she thought she could do. He said it was far from little. He was discovering, for better or worse, who was willing to stand by him in his darkest moments, and here she was. Ava said she wasn’t going anywhere, and he said he wouldn’t forget that.

Josslyn told Nathan that Cesar Faison was fascinating. He was an international figure who’d played a crucial part in their local history and with people she knew. Nathan said not to mention his death, and she said she should have considered his feelings, but he said it was fine. He had to go. She thanked him and said she hoped she hadn’t ruined his time, but he said it was nice meeting her again. At the door, he turned around and looked at her for a moment, then left.

Turner told Dante that they needed to talk about Jordan’s accident. There was still no ID on the driver. They’d fled the scene. He asked, what changed? and she said Jordan may no longer be law enforcement, but she was still one of their own. She was going to find the driver and nail them.

Tracy said, it was an accident. It was unfortunate, but it happened. Brook wasn’t to ask questions of anybody, including the current Police Commissioner who happened to live in their house. Was she clear? Brook said, yes, but Tracy said Brook was still thinking about it. If she came forward, she would just make it worse. Brook said Tracy was right. She’d move her car next to the boathouse and cover it. Tracy said, excellent. The next time Brook saw her car, it would be parked in the appropriate spot looking perfect. They would be the only two people who knew that it was her car that almost collided with Jordan’s.

Boyle told the bartender that he got into politics to make his community better and to serve his constituents, okay? Not to become the type of man who only served entitled businessmen, vicious thugs, and the sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, high and mighty mayor. Laura walked in.

Jordan looked in the mirror, and Curtis suggested they get a nurse to help take the bandages off, but she started to remove them. Curtis helped her, and when they were off, she saw she had deep cuts across her cheek. She put down the mirror and cried, and he said he’d get somebody to rebandage her. He left, and she cried some more.

Thursday:

Josslyn walked into Sonny’s old kitchen, and said it was good see Carly and the moss bowl 🎍 . Carly said Donna was at her after school program, but Josslyn said she wasn’t there to see Donna or Carly. She was here for Valentin.

Boyle said he’d have another, but the bartender thought he’d had enough. Boyle said he wasn’t not paying him to think, but to pour. Laura filmed Boyle on her phone as he threatened the bartender with calling the New York State Liquor Authority, and the bartender said, just one more, and poured Boyle a shot.

Nathan went to Windymere, and Sidwell said, it must be important. Nathan said there would be more visits int the future. He was now the lead detective on Marco’s murder investigation.

Danny and Rocco met Dante at the batting cages, and Danny said, this was the surprise? Dante said they had the place to themselves and it would be fun. Danny said he’d wait in the car, and Dante asked what was going on with them. He wanted them to get outside, get some sun, and spend time together. Or they could skip the fun part and go straight to the hash it out part

Britt went into Cullum’s room, and he said, there she is. He knew she’d show her deceitful face eventually. Let him guess. Did she come to beg for her life?

Carly said she thought Josslyn wanted Valentin gone, and Josslyn said, for Carly’s safety and Donna’s. Carly said it wasn’t like that, but Josslyn said she’d hoped Carly came to her senses. Carly said she didn’t want to be in this situation, but Josslyn said it seemed like she did. It served her agenda and she was too stubborn listen. Carly said she felt the same way about the risk Josslyn was taking with her life. Why did she want to talk to Valentin? Josslyn said she wanted information, and Carly said, what if she didn’t want Josslyn talking to him? Josslyn said they both knew she’d get past Carly, and Carly asked if Josslyn was going to punch her or move her out of the way. Josslyn said, despite what Carly was thinking, she didn’t want to hurt her.

Rocco said he couldn’t swing because of his hand, but Dante said Rocco could tell him what he was doing wrong. Danny said he didn’t expect to play baseball and wanted to focus on basketball, and Dante said, why not both? Danny said he didn’t want to play baseball without his dad, and Dante said he couldn’t convince Danny to play, but they were there, so he thought they could do something fun. Rocco said Dante was still in his work clothes, and Dante said he was going to warm up.

Boyle told the bartender that he’d wanted to be mayor, make a name for himself, and have a bridge named after him. Was that too much to ask? Spoiler alert – it was not. He was dealing with a viper, a very vicious viper, and he didn’t know how long until it struck. The bartender wondered if he needed to show Boyle out, but Laura said it wasn’t necessary. She’d handle it.

Danny said Rocco’s dad had been right. Rocco had been quiet lately. He wasn’t answering Danny’s texts. Was everything okay?

Sidwell said he wanted Nathan to focus on Marco’s murder, and Nathan said it was the PCPD’s top priority. Sidwell said, was it his? Neither one was any closer to an arrest than they were on the night his son died. Time was a luxury they didn’t have. His son was in the ground and Sonny Corinthos, who possibly put him there, was walking free. He was surrounded by incompetence. Nathan promised to find who did this, and Sidwell said maybe he shouldn’t have put Nathan in the role of a detective. He didn’t think it was delivering the perks he expected. Nathan said Sidwell would be surprised what could be accomplished with a gun and a badge, and Sidwell said he’d prefer a real detective. Nathan said an entire department of real detectives and police officers were working around the clock on Marco’s murder. Sidwell asked why he had no answer then, and Nathan said he had an answer, but didn’t think Sidwell would like it.

Britt said she’d spoken to her brother and Sidwell and worked things out, but Cullum said he didn’t hear his name mentioned. She said she’d fallen in line. She was working on the project. He said, so she was obedient now. How convenient since her plans went awry.  She said she’d made a mistake, and he said she thought Jason would save her and look how that turned out. She said she wanted her medicine, and he said he had a bullet hole in his back, a consequence of her plan. The deal they once had, had been amended. They had a new understanding, a new set of rules. She’d get her doses, but first she had to produce results. She said she was back on board, and he said if that was so, tell him what really happened on the pier. She said Jason shot him, but Cullum said that was impossible. He was standing over Jason when the bullet hit him. Jason didn’t pull the trigger, so who did?

Boyle said he didn’t have to defer his time to Laura, but she said he might want to rethink that, and showed him the video. He said he knew it. She acted high and mighty, but at the end of the day, she was just like them. She was going to leak it to the press, put it online, or both. She said she didn’t take the video to hurt him, but to help him see how badly he was behaving. He wouldn’t want the public to see it. Look at this as a wake-up call. He said nothing mattered anymore, but she said that was the whiskey talking. He said, and the tequila, and she said she was making him an offer. She could call Commissioner Falconari, who would put him in cell so he wouldn’t hurt anyone, including himself, or he could come home with her now.

Rocco told Danny that he was doing okay. Don’t worry. His hand was infected and he didn’t feel great. Danny said he heard what happened at school. How was he doing? Danny said he’d been better. His grandma was upset about his suspension. He had to stand up for his dad. Rocco said he would have probably done the same thing. Did Danny really tell Wiley Wheeler that his girlfriend was going to dump him? Danny said, clearly, the truth hurt. It was totally worth it. Dante came back and said he thought he’d torn his shirt, but it was him that was torn. Rocco said he just needed more practice, and Dante said that’s why he wanted to come there. It was good seeing them like this. He knew Danny would rather be with his dad, and he got that, but he was there for him. He loved Danny’s mom very much and loved him. Danny said he had great memories of them, and Dante said he wanted to make more. He and Danny’s mom used to come there and she’d give him pointers. It was fun arguing with her. Danny said it couldn’t hurt if he practiced, and went to warm up. Dante said it looked like Danny felt better, but Rocco seemed quiet and he thought he knew why.  

Valentin asked why Josslyn needed to see him, and she said she needed intel on Director Ross Cullum. Valentin said Jack was one thing. Cullum was completely different. He didn’t think she wanted to know what was behind that door. Josslyn said, keeping that door closed wasn’t an option anymore now that Jason took the fall for shooting Cullum. They needed to work together. It was their best shot at taking him down. Nobody knew the WSB bureaucracy better than Valentin. Valentin said it was a two way street. You go first. She told him that Cullum was working with Sidwell. He was a double agent.

Britt said she didn’t know what he was talking about, and Cullum said, don’t insult him. Someone else was there and she knew who. She said she was unconscious. When she woke up, he was lying there bleeding on the ground. She asked Jason what happened, and Jason said he’d shot him. She wished she could give him whatever name he was hoping for, but she’d told him everything she knew. he asked if she believed she had a guardian angel besides Jason, and she said if she had another ally or any other option, she would be anywhere but there. He said, then she wouldn’t mind if he kept digging, and she said, dig all he wanted to, when Lucas walked in.  

Nathan told Sidwell that they’d looked at Sonny from every angle, and there was no evidence connecting him. He had an ironclad alibi. He was at the movies with his daughters. And Jason’s alibi was solid. Sidwell said, maybe Sonny hired someone. It wasn’t something he’d do himself. His son was the Police Commissioner. Nathan said Dante wasn’t helping his father, and Sidwell asked why he was eager to exonerate Sonny. Nathan said he wasn’t. He was following the facts like a real detective. Sonny knew Sidwell had photos tying him and Laura to Dalton’s murder that could end up in the hands of the police if he crossed Sidwell. Sidwell asked if Nathan really thought Sonny wasn’t responsible, and Nathan said he didn’t think so. The murderer got close enough to stab Marco. That implied trust. It meant Marco knew the killer and let them in. He didn’t see it coming. Sidwell said it must have been someone else who wanted to get to him. Marco had no enemies. Nathan told Sidwell to consider it wasn’t about him. Maybe someone had a score to settle. Was it possible Marco was involved with someone else or there were exes in the periphery? Sidwell said, there was only Lucas, who would never hurt Marco. He absolutely loved Marco. Nathan said there was a problem with a gap in Lucas’s timeline. During the time of his shift around Marco’s murder, he disappeared and they couldn’t account for his whereabouts.

Dante asked if Rocco was still upset that he’d come down hard on Gio. They were actually doing better. Rocco said it wasn’t a Gio thing, and Rocco said, there was clearly something. Did he want to talk? Rocco flashed back to shooting Cullum, and said he felt bad that Danny lost his dad. He’d had a mom and a dad, and now he had neither. Dante said Danny had them. He had Alexis and Scout to get him through it. Rocco said he wished they could being his dad back, and Dante said, whatever could be done, was being done. Be Danny’s friend. Be his brother. Rocco said he hadn’t been great either. He’d been keeping his distance. He didn’t know what to say. Dante suggested he focus on his relationship with Danny. How good did it feel when Danny and Charlotte backed him up with that Dalton mess? Danny said, Danny was willing to say it was all on him, and Dante said that’s because Danny was his brother and wanted to help. He needed to be Danny’s brother.

Laura brought Boyle into the apartment, and he said he thought she was a married happily woman. But he wouldn’t say anything if she didn’t. She said, for God’s sake. The next time, don’t finish the bottle. He asked what he was doing there, and she said he was three sheets to the wind in the middle of the afternoon. The Brown Dog was about to have its happy hour and she thought he’d want to sober up away from prying eyes and people’s little telephone recording cameras. He said he shouldn’t have gotten involved with Sidwell. Just because they were forced into working together, he wasn’t her responsibility. He was having a good time. She said he looked like he was drinking to forget, and he said maybe he was. He’d told her to stay away from Sidwell. He wished he’d taken his own advice.

Sidwell told Nathan, stop wasting his time. Lucas was a doctor. He could have been anywhere in the hospital. He would have never hurt Marco. He had to concentrate on finding the real killer. Nathan said he had to. Whoever killed Marco took his phone and that was a huge problem. Sidwell said because of incriminating evidence against them, and Nathan said, let’s hope whoever took the phone doesn’t know what they have. Sidwell said, in the meantime, speak to Cullum. They were out of his sister’s medication and needed to get more. Nathan said, will do, and Sidwell asked if there was anything else. Nathan flashed back to speaking with Josslyn, and said, no.  

Lucas asked what Britt was doing there, and she said, checking on their patient. He said he thought she should leave. Her boyfriend shot the man. It was clearly a conflict and unprofessional. Britt said, understood, and left. Lucas said Cullum’s recovery was going well, and Cullum said he owed Lucas his life. Lucas said, that’s what doctors did.

Josslyn said she and Cullum zigzagged around each other at Windymere when she was stuck there during the storm. She’d told him she’d been headed to a party at a nearby island, and when the storm got bad, she’d veered to Windymere to see her uncle. He seemed to believe it. Carly said Josslyn had been alone with Cullum, and Valentin said he was impressed. If Cullum had detected a lie, Josslyn wouldn’t have come back from the island. Carly asked if that was supposed to make her feel better, and Valentin said, yeah. Josslyn said, Sidwell and Cullum were working together. They had been for years. Valentin said, now they knew Britt was working with them. Britt, Cullum, Faison, and Sidwell had been working together for years. He’d suspected it, but had no proof. Josslyn said, his turn, and he said Cullum was the leading authority on Cesar Faison. That explained why they never brought Faison down. Cullum was undermining the investigation from the inside. Carly said she thought Anna was the authority on Faison, but Valentin said there was an emotional conflict. She couldn’t be objective. Brennan knew that. Carly said Jack told her about Anna’s breakdown. Did he think Jack had her removed? Valentin said, yes. He thought Jack was absolutely responsible for whatever happened to Anna.

Boyle said he knew about the blackmail photos of Laura and Sonny. Sidwell killed Dalton or had him killed and threw him in Laura’s trunk, and someone with a telephoto lens took pictures. He knows this because it was one of the things Sidwell screamed at him in the middle of his tantrum. He was complaining about all the ways everyone was failing him. He didn’t want to be the next corpse Laura found in the trunk. Laura asked if Sidwell threatened Boyle, and he said it wasn’t about threats. It was about what he was being made to do, the man those things were making him into. He got into politics to serve his community. He’d cut corners and made deals he wasn’t proud of because that was the job for everyone, but her apparently. That was how it worked. Sidwell wasn’t playing the same game as everyone else. This was something else entirely. The business he’d been doing for years, he wasn’t doing now. He was doing business with a killer and was in too deep to get out clean.

Lucas asked why Britt called him to her office, and she asked why he interrupted her with Cullum. He asked if she meant to thank him for rescuing her. Cullum was dangerous and she shouldn’t be alone with him. She said she’d been alone with him before, and Lucas said, the last time, he’d tried to kill her. She said he wasn’t going to hurt her in the hospital. She didn’t know why Lucas wasn’t avoiding him. Stop treating Cullum like a regular patient. He’d murdered Lucas’s boyfriend and knew he was involved with this.

Valentin said, Anna got too close to something and Brennan took her off the playing field and he’d neutralize anyone else who did the same. If Agent Cullum figured out Josslyn lied, she was as good as dead. Carly told her to stay away from Cullum, but Josslyn said she couldn’t. This was bigger than her, bigger than all of them. Carly said nothing was more important to her than Josslyn, and Josslyn said she loved Carly, but she didn’t have a choice. The stakes were too high. Carly should do what she had to, and she would too. She left, and Carly said they weren’t going to stop Josslyn. Valentin said, no, and Carly said she was scared. He said she should be.

Rocco said he was sorry he hadn’t been around, but Danny said it was okay. Rocco said it wasn’t. He should have checked in. He’d left Danny hanging and good brother and friend didn’t do that. Danny said he knew Rocco cared and that’s what counted. There was nothing anyone could do anyway. Someone should be able to do something. Rocco said sometimes the best thing was to wait and see how it played out. It sucked and he hated it. Danny said he wasn’t good at it. No one knew anything and it was driving him crazy.  

Boyle told Laura that he was somebody he didn’t want to be and he was expendable. Sidwell no longer needed him because he had her. She was more valuable. She said she wouldn’t let Sidwell hurt him. They were in it together and maybe they could find a way out together. He said Sidwell had them where he wanted them, but she said she wasn’t so sure. She did know drowning himself in a bottle of booze wasn’t the way to handle it. He said it was a good idea at the time, and she said they couldn’t come up with a plan if he wasn’t sober. She’d make coffee. Don’t get sick in her living room. He said he was good, and she left.  

Nathan went to see Cullum, who said he felt like him living was unfortunate for some. Nathan said he came to give Cullum a heads up. Sidwell was erratic and convinced Sonny Corinthos killed Marco, even though there was no evidence to support that theory. On the contrary. It had been disproved, but he couldn’t make Sidwell see that Sonny was probably not the one who killed Marco. Cullum told him to find the one who did.

Britt told Lucas that if Cullum killed Marco – and she was pretty sure he did – he took Marco’s phone. They could safely assume he read the texts, which meant he knew Lucas was involved, which meant he’d been exposed, like her. Lucas said he wasn’t helpless. He had options, like fighting back. She said, and what army? She didn’t think anyone could save her from this nightmare and Jason convinced her that he could. Now Jason was gone. Marco was gone. They had no one. He asked what she proposed to do, and she said, back off and pray the WSB exposed Cullum. Until then, all they could do was survive. He said that’s where she was wrong. There was one person who could stop this. She asked, who? and Lucas said him. She asked if he had a death wish.

Laura brought out coffee, but Boyle was passed out on the couch. She put a blanket over him.

Danny said maybe there was something Rocco could do, and Rocco said, name it. Danny said, Britt was there the night Cullum was shot. She and Rocco were closer now and talked. Did she mention why his dad would have done this? Rocco said they hadn’t spoken, and Danny said he figured Rocco would have already told him if she’d said anything.

Britt said she didn’t need more guilt and couldn’t have Lucas die for her, but he said he was doing it for Marco. She asked if Marco would want him to do it. Marco didn’t want to put him in danger and Sidwell had never been more dangerous. Cullum had always terrified the hell out of her. She suggested Lucas back out of the room if he was alone with Cullum. Lucas said he’d asked Marco to take the same risk to make things right between them. He couldn’t do less. She asked why he thought he was capable of taking down either one, and he said he was staying at Windymere and was in the perfect position. Sidwell didn’t see him as a threat and would never see him coming.

Sidwell looked at a photo of Lucas and Marco and flashed back to Nathan saying Lucas disappeared and they couldn’t account for his whereabouts.  

Cullum asked if they had another suspect, but Nathan said they didn’t. All the evidence pointed to was someone being killed. Beyond that, they had nothing to go on. In the meantime, Britt was due for her next injection. Cullum said, talk to Sidwell.  The meds were at Windymere. Nathan said they were out. Cullum had to call his supplier and have them restock. Cullum said Nathan didn’t make demands. He was lying in a hospital bed because of his sister’s betrayal. He’d tell Nathan what he told her. If she wanted her medicine, she needed to show progress. Nathan said he’d relay the message, and Cullum said, do that. Calling Nathan Cassius, he reminded Nathan that he could blow up his life as easily as Britt’s.

Josslyn saw Nathan leaving Cullum’s hospital room.

Valentin told Carly that Cullum would target Josslyn if he found out she was an agent. He got her into this to take Jack down, but Josslyn changed everything. In a perfect world, they’d take down all three. Cullum and Sidwell were the biggest threat to her daughter. Even if Jack walked, they had to help her daughter. Nothing would happen to her and her daughter, not while he was there.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

At the docks on the phone, Eithan says he’s sorry he’s late in calling. He got held up and just got to Port Charles. He’s on Pier 55 right now. Let him know if they can meet him tonight. If not, he’ll be there every day at noon, so he’ll see them soon… he hopes.

Laura puts a glass of water and some aspirin on the coffee table, and Boyle sits up. He asks how long he was out, and she says, about an hour. He says his memory is a little fuzzy, but she made a video of him when he was at Brown Dog, and she says, interesting that that’s the thing he remembers. He asks what she did with the video. Did she leak it to the press? Or maybe she sent it to the city council directly. Or is it online and he’s a viral sensation right now? Please, just tell him. How long before he has to turn in his resignation?

Kristina thanks Michael for dropping off Donna’s backpack. She was not pleased when she realized she left it at school. He says he’s always happy to help his little sister, and she thanks him and says, but Donna’s got them all wrapped around her little finger. (Mine too.) He says he knows, but even when he knows she’s working him, he’s still happy. Kristina is babysitting tonight? She says, yes. Donna is in her room right now playing Tron. She’s determined to beat Wiley. He says he wishes her luck. The only person to beat Wiley is Jacinda. She says, Jacinda seems to be a woman of many talents. She still can’t get over how good Jacinda sounded when she sang at Charlie’s. He says, you and me both. How have things been going since she reopened? She says, good. Business is good. A lot of positive word of mouth. She was actually just posting some content from that night and scrolling through the comments. He asks what people are saying, and she scrolls and says, compliments on the new look… Everyone loved Trina and Gio’s song… and open mic night was a hit. He says, anything on Jacinda’s performance? and she says, oh, yes… Wow. That girl can really sing. Too bad she’s… He says, what? and she says, nothing. It’s nothing. He takes the phone and reads, too bad she’s dating a homicidal maniac. Watch your back, lady.

At Bad Jen Café, Willow puts a sundae in front of Wiley and says, that’s for doing such a great job on his spider project. She’s so proud of him. Wiley says, thanks, mom. Does she think they could go to the rainforest someday? He wants to see the Goliath birdeater tarantula for himself. It doesn’t really eat birds. Jacinda walks in, and Willow says she needs to think about that one. Wiley runs over to Jacinda, and they hug.

About to go into her apartment Nina flashes back to Willow saying it was like she snapped. She couldn’t even think. But somehow, she was in her car, driving to Drew’s in the rain. She let herself in the back door. She saw Drew was there and she walked up behind him and shot him in the back. Nina says, twice, and Willow says, in her mind in the state she was in, it was either Drew or her children, and she’s sorry, but her kids will win every time. Nina lets herself in, and Valentin is there. He says, hi, honey. Welcome home.

In Sonny’s old kitchen, Carly says she’s so glad they’re doing this, and glancing at the moss bowl🎍, Lucas says, so is he. He thanks her for telling him to get over here. He appreciates it. She says she’s also glad Donna is staying at Sonny’s tonight. She wanted to have some alone time with him so they could talk and she could see how he’s holding up. He says, some days are definitely better than others, and looks around. He asks if her garlic press doesn’t live in this drawer, but she says she had to get a new one. She thinks it’s in that box over there with a few other things. He says he’s just happy to make a meal again. The chef at Windymere won’t let him anywhere near the kitchen. She says, there’s a simple fix to that, and he says he knows. He’s not moving back in with her. She says she didn’t tell him that he had to move in here, and he says, no, she did not. He takes a shaver out of the box and asks, is that because she already has a houseguest?

Lulu goes to the pier and looks at a picture of the Haunted Star on her phone. She says she’s thinking of her dad too. She’s missing him, but she’s sure he knows that already. She sees Ethan’s back and says, excuse me. Do I know you? He says he hopes so, and she says, Ethan! and runs to him for a hug.

Michael says, everyone thinks that he shot Drew, and Kristina says, okay. Well, then let’s set them straight. He says, stop. It’s not going to do any good. She says, they can’t just let everyone lie about him, and he says he hates it too, but nothing she writes is going to change anyone’s mind. Especially not after the way Willow tore him down on the stand during her trial. She made it sound like he framed her for murder. She says, yet he’s still somehow getting along with her for the sake of his kids. She gives him a lot of credit. She could never be that gracious. He says, it’s not gracious. It’s strategic.

Jacinda asks how Wiley is doing, and he says he got an A on his spider project. She says, that’s amazing. High-five. He asks if she wants to see it. He’ll go get it. Willow says she’s sure Jacinda is too busy right now to look his project, but Jacinda says, actually, she’s on a break, so she does have some time. Wiley says, Jacinda is the reason he got an A. She’s a spider genius. Please, can he show it to her?

Nina asks what the hell Valentin is doing in her living room. He scared her half to death. He says, sorry. He couldn’t exactly have the doorman announce him for obvious reasons. She asks how he got in, and he says he’d tell her, but it’s not going to make her feel any safer. She says he’s risking a lot coming to see her. Has he been hiding in Port Charles this whole time? Where has he been hiding? He says, who’s asking? Her or Jack Brennan?

Carly digs in the box and says, here’s the garlic press, and Lucas says, she’s not making Jack shave his goatee is she? At the risk of giving her boyfriend a compliment, it kind of works on him. She says, it does, doesn’t it? Sometimes when he comes over, he needs to trim his goatee before he goes to work. But she’ll let him know Lucas approves. They laugh, and Lucas says, she’s acting weird. She asks what he means. What’s weird about her boyfriend’s goatee? He says, it’s not about the goatee. She just seems nervous. She says, stop giving her the third degree about a razor and she’ll be fine, and he says, they both know if she doesn’t answer him, he won’t stop asking questions. She says, fine. It’s not Jack’s. It’s for another man. She’s involved with someone else.

Lulu says she can’t believe it. What is Ethan doing here? He says he had some free time and he realized he hadn’t been in Port Charles for far too long. So he came by to see his sister. She says, he came here to see her? and he says, yeah. Aside from a few texts, they haven’t really been in touch since she woke up. He needed to see her up and kicking butt for himself. She says, well, he could have at least called and let her know he was coming, but he says, then it wouldn’t have been a surprise. She says, that was so sweet. Now tell her the truth. Who is he running from this time?

Laura says she meant what she said earlier. She took that video of Boyle with the intention of showing him how bad his behavior was. She had no intention of showing it to anyone, least of all the press. She hands him a cup of coffee, and he says he knows she said that, but he was drinking, so he wasn’t really sure. She says, well, think about it. If she wanted to call him out for being drunk and disorderly, she would have just left him at the Brown Dog. She’s sure one of those patrons would have been more than happy to help him make a spectacle of himself. He says, but she didn’t, and she says, no. She brought him back here so he could sober up privately. He says, that’s right, but why would she do something like that for him? and she says, at the moment… She doesn’t have any idea right now.

Wiley says he picked a creepy font just like she said, and Jacinda says, great choice. Super spidery. She bets his teacher loved that. Willow says she thought he said his daddy helped him with this project, and Wiley says, he did with the pictures, but Jacinda knows everything about spiders. Jacinda says, not everything. When she was in Australia, she had a run-in with a ginormous huntsman spider and she freaked out. Then she did a little research online and the more she learned, the more she became a fan. Willow says, fascinating, and Jacinda says, anyway, she sent a few links to Wiley. Willow says she hopes he thanked Jacinda, and he says he did, but he and daddy are also going to take her to that pizza place with the arcade games. Jacinda’s really good at Tron. Jacinda says, well, she’s got to get going, and tells Wiley that she’ll see him later. Spiders rule. He says, spiders rule, and they high-five. Jacinda leaves, and Willow says, you know what? She thinks she’d like to learn how to play Tron. Could Wiley teach her? He says, well, Tron’s really hard. She should start with Roblox. She says, he’s the expert. Is he ready for his sleepover at Liam’s? He says, yeah, and they get ready to leave.

Ethan asks why Lulu would think somebody was after him, and she says she doesn’t know. People tend to take it personally when he cons them out of their money. He says he’s her brother. He can’t believe she thinks so little of him. She says, so he’s not running cons anymore? and he says, of course (🍷) he is. He’s just offended that she thinks he’d get caught. He is a professional with God given talent and extraordinary genius. She tells him, he says proudly, and he says, hey. He only targets people who deserve it. She says, otherwise known as dangerous and vengeful types, and he says, as far as he knows, no one is after him. He just misses his family. His first stop was France. He saw his mom and Robert. (Really? They’re playing this like they did Monica? It’s like that grandma on the roof joke.)  She asks, how was that? and he says, it was good. He got to spend some time with Sasha and he got to meet his little niece Daisy. But it turns out the French countryside can be a little quiet. Even Daisy’s considerable charms couldn’t change that, so he hopped on a plane to come see her. She says she’s honored. Did he tell anyone else he was coming? He says, nope. She’s the first person he’s run into. Actually, he was going to call her as soon as he finished up here. She says, finished up what? and he says, reminiscing he guesses. When he first came to Port Charles, he landed right here on the Haunted Star. She says she was just thinking about the Haunted Star too. He knows it was destroyed, right? He says, yeah. He just had to see it with his own eyes. He just can’t believe it’s gone. He can’t believe… He can’t believe he’s gone. She says her neither.

Nina tells Valentin that she’s confused. What does Jack Brennan have to do with anything? He says, Jack’s desperate to talk to him because he has information that Jack needs and Jack’s angry that he broke out of prison on his watch. She says she still doesn’t understand why he’s here, and he says he knows Jack would want to talk to her. She says, because Jack knows she’s his ex-wife? and he says, because Jack knows he’d want to talk to Charlotte. Who better to squeeze information out of his daughter than her? Because the two of them have such a loving and trusting relationship, don’t they? Is he getting warm? She says, oh God. Charlotte figured it out, didn’t she?

Lucas asks if she’s still with Jack, and Carly says, yeah. He says, so she’s cheating on him? and she says, it’s more complicated than that, okay? He says, she’s been down this road before. She knows where it leads and how much it costs her along the way. She says she told him it was complicated, and he says, cheating usually is. She says, oh God, and he says, it’s also time consuming. How long has she been seeing this guy? She says, a little over a month. She knows him. They have a bit of a history together. Lucas asks if he knows him, and she says she’s not telling him anything else. The relationship doesn’t have a future.

Boyle says, Laura had the perfect opportunity to force his resignation out of city council. She could have gotten him out of her life forever. She says, and you know what? She still could. She takes out her phone and says, and it would make her life a lot easier. He asks why she’s not seizing the day, and she says, because they’re both stuck under Sidwell’s thumb. She knows what that feels like. It’s not hard for her to understand why he’d go on a bender. He says, so she’s doing this out of the kindness of her heart? and she says she doesn’t really have a reason to make his life harder. He says he didn’t think he could feel any worse than he already does, but it turns out he can, and she says, why is that? He says he’s pretty sure he’s the reason Sidwell framed her for murder.

Ethan tells Lulu that he guesses he was so shocked to find out Luke died because he was just so alive all the time. It was hard for him to imagine a time when he wasn’t. She says, for what it’s worth (🍷), she thinks he’d be thrilled that they’re together right now. And they’ll always have each other. Tears run down Ethan’s face as he puts his arm around Lulu and she puts her head on his shoulder.

As they prepare dinner, Lucas asks why Carly doesn’t see a future with he who shall remain nameless. Is he married or on a wanted poster somewhere? Carly says, hey, and he says, well, sorry. She has a type. So forgive him for thinking he won’t find the guy working at the library. She says she doesn’t have a type, by the way. It’s just, in this case, she thinks they’re better off as friends for more reasons than she can count. He says he doesn’t think either one of them believes what she’s saying, and she says, wow. He says, she really cares about this guy, and she says she does. She didn’t expect to, but yeah. He says, all right. So on a scale of one to ten, ten being really, really strong feelings… She protests, and he says, so eight to ten. Why doesn’t she break up with Jack so she can give this a shot? He never liked the idea of her and Brennan anyway. She says, yeah. She’s heard that before. He says, why isn’t she breaking up with Jack? and she says she’s not ready yet. He says she doesn’t really have a choice, though, does she? The man’s a spy. It’s only a matter of time before he figures out she’s cheating on him. She says, okay. She’s with Jack for reasons she can’t talk about and she’d really appreciate it if he’d just leave it at that. He asks if she’s sure, and she says she’d really appreciate it if he’d just drop it.

Valentin tells Nina, Charlotte’s very smart. It’s difficult to get anything past her. Nina says, Charlotte must hate her, but he says, no. He doesn’t think Charlotte hates her. Charlotte doesn’t trust her. She says she’s so sorry. Hurting Charlotte is the last thing she ever wanted to do. She tried to stall Brennan as much as she could, but now he’s forcing her hand. He says he thought so. He knows she loves Charlotte and would never do anything like this unless she was backed into a corner. She says she swears she tried to get out of it, but she doesn’t know if there’s anything that will back Brennan off for good. The man is tenacious and if she doesn’t do exactly what he wants, Willow’s the one who pays for it.

Michael tells Kristina that if he had it his way, Wiley and Amelia would be with him full-time. They’d never set foot in Drew’s house again. She says she totally gets that, and he says, but when Willow was exonerated, suspicion shifted to him, which left him at a huge disadvantage. He had no choice but to share custody with her, which means he has to put up a good front at all times. She says, for the sake of the kids, and he says, yeah, but also because playing nicer, at least being civil, keeps him from landing back in family court where he’d be in an even worse position. She says, with Willow in congress now, she has much more power and influence. She may not use that like Drew did, but she’s going to use it. He says, she definitely will, which is why it’s better all around if she thinks he’s just accepted the situation and moved on. She says, but he hasn’t, and he says, no. He knows Willow shot Drew and he’s going to prove it.

Boyle says he knew Sidwell was going to charm Laura into doing his bidding, but he warned him. He warned him that she had too much integrity and made some offhand remark that Sidwell was going to need some leverage over her if he wanted her to cooperate. She says, okay, and he says he’s sorry. He is so sorry because he never knew saying something so casually… what it would mean for her down the line. She says, it’s really nice to hear him apologize for something, but in this case, it isn’t really necessary, and he says, listen to him. He’s the one who put that damn idea in Sidwell’s head. She says, knowing Sidwell as she does, she’s pretty sure he could come to that conclusion on his own. Unless what he’s saying is that he helped Sidwell to set her up. He says, no, no, no, no, no, no. He was stunned when Sidwell took it so far. He had no idea. She says, okay then. He doesn’t have anything to feel guilty for. He says, that is a level of generosity you don’t see every day, or ever really, and she says, Sidwell’s the only person to blame here. Somehow, he managed to compromise them both, but the good news is that while Boyle was sleeping, she was busy coming up with a plan for them to stop him.

Ethan looks at photos on Lulu’s phone and says, wow. Rocco and Charlotte got so big. She says she’s told that’s what happens when you’re away for a while, and he asks, how are they? She says, they’re doing good. They’ve had a lot of tough things come at them in the last year or so, but they’re hanging in there. He says, that’s good to hear. What about her and Dante? She says, they’re in a good place. They co-parent pretty well she thinks, but they’re not together. She actually started seeing someone new. They’re taking it slow. What about him? He says he never stays in one place long enough to be serious with anyone. Bouncing from place to place, it sort of takes its toll. He guesses that’s why it’s so good to be back here. Port Charles is the closest thing he has to a home. She says, now that he’s home, how long will they be blessed with his presence? and he says he was thinking it might be open-ended. She says, really? So he’s planning on putting roots down or something? He says, no, no. Nothing like that. He’d like to spend some time here and with her. What does she think? She says she would like nothing more.

Lucas says, so they’ve established that Carly isn’t going to tell him who this guy is. He just wants to know if he makes her happy. She says she guesses. When he’s not driving her crazy. He asks if they fight a lot, and she says, all the time. She thinks that’s because they have so much in common. He says, like? and she says, like they would do anything for their children. They’re not afraid of making a decision other people don’t agree with if they believe they’re doing the right thing. He says, well, morally ambiguous is her type. He’s just saying, with her type and her track record, maybe this guy isn’t the one. She says she’s not saying he is the one. She’s just saying he gets her in away that no one has in a really long time. He doesn’t judge her and she doesn’t judge him. And even when it’s messy, it’s easy. He says, when she puts it that way, Mr. Easy sounds not so bad. She says, yeah. No one else will agree with that. She doesn’t have to jump through hoops when she’s with him like she had to do with Sonny, Drew, and especially Jack. Trying to keep the work situation and private life separate, that was exhausting. He says he’s just going to ask her one more time. Is she sure she can’t make it work between the two of them? He hasn’t heard her talk about a man like this in… ever. She says, circumstances brought them together. That circumstance will change, and that will be the end of the relationship. He says, but that’s not what she wants, is it?

Kristina asks if Michael is saying he has proof Willow shot Drew, and he says, not yet, but he’s looking. He’s starting with the evidence that went missing during the trial. She says, the traffic cam footage that shows Willow driving near Drew’s house that day, and he says he would bet good money that Chase destroyed that footage to help Willow’s case. Maybe it could be recovered. She tells him, you know what they say. Nothing is ever truly deleted. He says, if that’s a dead end, maybe there’s other evidence, other witnesses, and she asks if it isn’t too late. Willow can’t be tried for the same crime twice. He says, not in a court of law, but if it’s proven that she shot Drew and got away with it, she could lose her seat in congress, his name will be cleared… She says, then he’ll take her back to court and get full custody, and he says, yeah. That’s what he’s thinking. She says, it all sounds great except for the last part, and he says, why? She says she’s no fan of Willow, but if he puts Wiley and Amelia through another custody battle, he’s just going to be doing what their parents did to them as kids. Can he really live with that?

Willow finds Jacinda in Nina’s office, and Jacinda asks if she left something behind at the café. Willow asks if Jacinda really thinks she’d bring it to her if she had, and Jacinda says, so then Willow must be here to tell her that she should stop helping her son get good grades in school. Willow asks if she remembers how they first met, and Jacinda says she does. Willow says she walked into her bedroom and there Jacinda was in all her nearly naked glory, trying to convince her that she and Drew had slept together. Jacinda says she wasn’t nearly naked, but thanks for saying she was glorious. If Willow still has a problem with that, talk to her mom. She’s the one who hired her. Willow says, that’s her point. Jacinda will do anything for money, including befriending her son so she can kiss up to her latest meal ticket. Jacinda says she helped Willow’s son because he asked her to, and Willow says, Jacinda helped her son to ingratiate herself with his father and she refuses to allow Jacinda to do that anymore. So no more Tron games or spider projects or hugs at the café. From now on, stay away from her children.

Laura asks what Boyle says to the two of them working together to stop Sidwell, and he says he thinks it depends on the how. She says, Sidwell has been relentless in pushing through this new flight path for his helicopter. She thinks his urgency about it is about something more than just improving his flight times to and from the island. Does he know what she means? He says, yes, he does, and she says, so now that she’s approved that new flight path, what she needs him to do is go find out why was that so important to him. He says, but then what? and she says, depending on what he finds, who knows? They might be able to get the FAA involved. Then maybe the WSB. If they’re involved, then she’s sure the Feds would want to be in on it too. He says he supposes it’s better than bellying up to the bar and waiting for the ax to fall, and she says, yeah. So what does he say? Is he in?

Ethan looks at this phone, and Lulu asks if Ethan is expecting to hear from someone, but he says, no. He was just checking the time. She says, okay, good, and suggests they head back to her house and they’ll get him all set up before it’s too late. He says, no, no, no… but she says, whatever he was thinking, stop. He’s staying with her. He asks if she’s sure, and she says she’s insisting. In fact, she’s insisting so much, he’s practically a hostage. He says, it wouldn’t be his first time, but he’ll have to meet her back at her place. He actually has one more stop to make.

Kristina says, when the truth came out about Willow and Drew, Michael still let Wiley and Amelia stay with Willow because he didn’t want them to be caught in the middle. She really respected that choice. Michael says, yeah, then Willow turned around and took advantage of that, and she says, because things got ugly between them, but they’re in a much better place now. Wiley and Amelia aren’t being pulled between the two of them. He remembers how awful that was for them when they were in that position, right? He says, non-stop anxiety. That made it feel like it was hard to breathe sometimes. She says, exactly. She was sick to her stomach most days. It was bad. He says he felt like it was his responsibility to fix things and try to make sure both of his parents were okay, and she says she’s not telling him to bail on his plan. He should find the evidence to clear his name, but don’t use it to take the kids away from their mom for their sake.

Jacinda tells Willow that she would never use Wiley. He’s a great kid and she likes him. And guess what? He likes her too. She’s sorry that bothers Willow, but she’s not going anywhere. Willow says, but she is, because she’s Wiley’s mother, and Jacinda says, and Michael is his father. Whether Willow approves or not, she and Michael are together and that means she’s in the kids’ lives. Willow says, even Jacinda must see that it’s completely inappropriate for Michael to allow their children to spend time with a hooker. She’s a danger to them. Jacinda says she’s a danger to them? Which one of them shot a man in the back twice and left him for dead? Willow says she was acquitted, remember? Everyone knows it was Michael who shot Drew, except Jacinda apparently. Jacinda says, God, you really are a piece of work, but Willow says, Jacinda doesn’t know anything about her. Jacinda says she’s known dozens of Willows throughout her life, starting when she was in middle school. Judgmental, self-righteous, desperate. And now she’s desperately trying to pin her crime on a good, generous man like Michael. It’s pathetic. And Willow cheating on him with a creep like Drew? Beyond pathetic. Willow says, Michael cheated too. Everyone conveniently forgets that, even though his indiscretion resulted in the birth of a child. Jacinda says, Willow is still the one who was dumb enough to throw Michael away, and Willow says, that is not… Jacinda says, but the fact that she did gives him the right to move on however, whenever, and with whoever he pleases. She really blew it and now she’s desperately trying to find someone to take the blame. Not just for the shooting, but for her whole life. But the reality is, if she doesn’t like the way her life has turned out, she only has herself to blame.

Valentin says, it makes sense that Jack has something on Willow. That’s the way he operates. Nina says, all she can tell him is that Jack has the power to completely destroy Willow’s life, and he says he’s sorry to hear that, but at least now he knows what he’s up against. She says, listen. That bastard has her in an impossible position. She loves Charlotte – he knows that – as if she were her own. And Willow. She fought so hard to have a relationship with her. Yes, she’s made a lot of mistakes, but they’re finally at a decent place. He has no idea what that means to her. He says, but he does. He remembers all too well how much she wanted to be a mother. And he’s happy for her. She says, he’s not angry with her, and he says he doesn’t blame her. He blames Jack. She says she does have a way of keeping Jack in check for a while, but she doesn’t know how long it’s going to work, because he’s obsessed with finding Valentin, which means he could change his mind and go after Willow and Charlotte at any time. He says, then she needs to give Jack exactly what he wants.

Boyle says he doesn’t know if he’s still drunk or Laura is just a very persuasive person, but he’s in. Let’s do it. He’s going to do everything he can to find out everything he can about Sidwell’s flight plan. He starts to leave, but Laura says, wait a second. If he takes this risk, there’s going to be more pressure on him, not less. Is he sure he can handle that? He says he’s going to do the very best he can to be the type of man who doesn’t unravel and get everything they need. She says, yeah, but when things get tough, is there someone he can lean on? He says he’s good on his own and opens the door, but she tells him, wait. The next time he feels the walls closing in on him, instead of taking a drink, call her instead. Okay? He says, deal, and they fist bump. She says, deal, and he leaves.

Looking at her phone, Kristina says, yeah, someone’s going to call her brother a homicidal maniac and she’s not going to respond? There’s a knock at the door, Kristina opens it, and says, Ethan. He says, this is definitely his lucky day. Hello, Kristina.

Sitting down to eat, Carly says, Lucas must think she’s a mess, and he says, all right. What else is new? Kidding. She’s not a mess. She has a really tough choice to make. He thinks she needs to make it sooner rather than later, but he will support her whatever she chooses. She thanks him and tells him that she wishes she would have said that to him about Marco. She’s really sorry it took her so long to come around. He says, she had a good reason to be concerned, but ultimately, Marco was a good man and they truly did love each other. She says, they had something special, and he says they did. Which is why he owes it to Marco to stay at Windymere. She says, look, they need to talk about it, and he says he supports and accepts her deeply complicated choice. So he hopes she’ll do the same for him. She says, look how he boxed her in. Well played, brother. He says he learned from the best, and they clink wine glasses.

Nina says she’s sorry. Valentin wants her to give him up to Jack? He says, not exactly. He wants her to feed Jack information on him, but only information he wants Jack to have. She says, he’s setting Jack up, and he asks if that’s a problem. She says, God no. It’s just that if Jack finds out she’s double crossing him, he’s going to take it out on Willow, and that’s exactly what she’s trying to avoid. He says, it sounds like that’s what he’s going to do anyway. At least in this scenario, she doesn’t have to face Jack alone. She has him. She knows he’s her best chance to bring Jack down for good. He’s not going to force her. The choice is hers.

Willow says she doesn’t care that Jacinda and Michael are together. His penchant for women like her, not her problem. But Jacinda being around her kids is her problem and it’s never going to happen again. Jacinda says, not her call, and Willow says, oh, but it is. Michael thought he had the right to cut her off from her kids because of her relationship with Drew. Jacinda says, well, yeah. Drew is a horror show. From what she’s been told, he was unfit to be around them. Willow says, so is Jacinda. She has a record. She takes money for sex. Who knows what Jacinda might expose her kids to. Jacinda says, kindness? Fun? Sanity? Willow says, this situation has gone on long enough. It ends now. If Jacinda so much as tries getting near her kids, there will be hell to pay. Michael walks in.

On Monday, Willow tells Michael, keep that away from her children, or he’ll regret it; Lucas tells Carly that they need to take action and Nina can help; Kristina says, Ethan wants a job with her dad; and Sonny says he has a better idea.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Yep. This is probably what’s going to happen. However, what I’d like to see is Cassius deciding his life is better as Nathan and helping take Cullum and Sidwell down.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-alexa-havins-wants-lulu-to-clock-everything-about-nathans-impostor/

Old news now, but I figured they lingered too long on that wine glass.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/did-general-hospital-just-reveal-that-brook-lynn-drove-jordan-off-the-road/

Geez, it’s not like he’s leaving forever.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-maurice-benard-opens-up-about-emotional-final-scenes-with-steve-burton/

Woot!

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/cbs-renews-beyond-the-gates-for-two-more-seasons/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

A fire guy did a show on the beach and whoever wanted to took a turn at swishing gas in their mouth then blowing fire. Not something I’d get in line for, but Daisy was game. Alesia told Daisy that João liked her, not Ellie, and Daisy said that Ellie would stab her in her sleep. Daisy probably shouldn’t worry about Ellie, since she made a grave error in mistaking a container of dish washing liquid for olive oil and put it in the guests’ eggs. In her defense, it’s a really stupid move to use the same type of container – it was like an old-fashioned squeezable mustard/ketchup bottle, which doesn’t seem superyacht style to begin with. Primary Tyler said he’d spent $12,500 to bring his makeup artist on board and wanted it kept secret, but Mike spilled the beans about the one-person glam squad. To make it worse, he lied to Tyler about it when questioned. João decided to come clean about his non-feelings for Ellie, and after floundering around, he used a lot of words to say, let’s just be friends. In Ellie’s interview, she said she was confused, but thought they were on the same page. Delusional, wishful thinking. She’s like a Cathy cartoon personified, having relationships with people who don’t know they’re having a relationship.

Summer House

Ben has slowly revealed himself to be an a-hole. His girlfriend was coming for a visit, and he kept harping on how Amanda said he was in love with her, which I’d taken as a joke. In her interview, Amanda said, funny how Ben’s girlfriend suddenly materialized when he’d never mentioned her. Truth! All Kyle wanted to do was focus on his relationship with Amanda and having fun for the last two weeks of summer. Summer should be fun! This week’s party excuse theme was Ben’s Last Ride, so there was a lot of cowboy attire. At the party, West hit on a random girl while he was sitting next to Ciara, and Ben flashed back to West saying he regretted not sharing his feelings for her. In Ciara’s interview, she said she’d never sit next to him and make out. She wasn’t shouting from the rooftop to get him to notice her. This boggles my mind, since she’s like a 12 out of 10 and he’s maybe a 2. Maybe I set the bar too high, but I never get what these women see in these losers.

Cowards.

Southern Hospitality

Leva encouraged Lake on her Paint & Sip events, and it reminded me how much I love that she encourages her employees, even in their side hustles. Speaking of, during the second Sunday of the month, there’s a street fair type thing on King Street, and Sir Weiners was on board. Unfortunately, there was a thunderstorm, and we learned hot dogs do not sell well during one. Maddi was already concerned about the level of Joe’s drinking, when Leva talked to her about Joe’s general irresponsibility. Another situationship where I don’t see it as far as the dude is concerned. She can do so much better.

The Valley

Jasmine is beyond annoying and overtalks everyone. It’s getting to the point where her voice is like nails on a blackboard to me. Brandon announced that Brittany was now his girlfriend, and Zack had a lot to say about it, none of it good. There was a whole whoop-de-do about Brandon repeating comments that had been said in the car about some of the friends, which Brittany agreed was uncool. There girls had a night out, which was more than welcome to Kristen, who needed an after-baby reset. They took a party bus to a Y2K bar and it looked like a good time. I especially enjoyed the fuzzy pink hat they passed around.

Real Housewives Of Rhode Island

I’m already seeing my prediction come true. I’m spending most of the show trying to tell the women apart. Alicia gave Kelsey a tour of her impressive Rainbow High and American Girl doll collection that she keeps in the living room. Wow. I don’t keep my Barbie collection in my living room. She said they were only to be played with gently by her daughter, and I translated that to mean she helicopter mommed the dolls if they were removed from their spots. In Alicia’s interview, she said she and the man she lives with weren’t married, but she lived the life of a stay-at-home wife and mother. It was a case of be careful what you wish for. She hated asking him for money – red flag – and she didn’t even share ownership of the house – all the other red flags put together. If I actually cared, I’d worry for this woman. She needs to get her own money and/or name on some property yesterday. Liz – the one who looks most like Delores – had a Studio 54 party, and I wondered if this was a thing now since Rachel (RHOBH) just had one. No surprise, there was a big fight that culminated with Liz kicking Kelsey out. It didn’t take these women long to sink to the usual Housewives low.

I was wondering where these went.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Sutton and Erika talked about not going to Dorit’s book cover reveal, and Erika told Sutton about the gelato incident, along with some of Dorit’s other unacceptable behaviors. In Erika’s interview, she said she wasn’t going to be treated like this, and Sutton said Dorit was going to be mad. And indeed she was. Erika said that Dorit had fought with nearly everyone lately, and in Kyle’s interview, she said if there were a-holes all around you, maybe the a-hole was you. (I’m paraphrasing.) Dorit blew off her nasty comments to Sutton as joking and said Sutton had been oversensitive. Sutton ended up walking out, giving us a wonderful view of the beautiful bow on the back of her dress. Next time, the Reunion, which I have to admit I’m kind of looking forward to. Mostly because I’m hoping Dorit will get her comeuppance, even though she’ll never admit to being wrong.

Ladies Of London: The New Reign

There was a trip to Longleat, which is beyond fabulous, and only enforced my love of this show. Along with the grounds containing gardens, topiary, and mazes, there was an attached safari park (open to the public) with all kinds of animals, much to Martha’s delight. They even took a boat ride and fed sea lions. The guest cottages were absolutely gorgeous, and probably bigger than you’d think the word cottage defined. Magnificent wine/fruit/cheese spreads were put out in each one, along with gift bags. There was a incredible tea service, where Margot made a complete faux pas in grabbing some tea cakes before they even sat down to be served. Even I know that’s bad manners, but perhaps she suffers from hypoglycemia, in which case, by all means eat whatever’s available. Sadly, the day ended with Margo wanting to talk to Mark about his snarky comments toward her, and Mark making a mad dash out of the party because he couldn’t deal with her request. Kimi followed, cursing Margot out, but unlike Shannon (RHOC) leaving behind her grilled cheese, she did take her wine. Mark Francis is the sort of guy I wouldn’t mind visiting once or twice a year, but he wouldn’t be my choice for a gay best friend. It’s not that I don’t get his sense of humor. It’s that he’s more nasty than funny and best taken in small doses.

Random Reality Items

Why not? He can’t be worse than anybody else there… I think.

This looks intriguing. Premieres May 12th.

They’ve made it a whole six months – kudos!

And this week’s Darwin Award goes to…

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Malcolm in the Middle: Life is Still Unfair. Hulu. I loved the original sitcom and this did not disappoint. What was most amazing was how they got the original cast back. In this four-part limited series, Malcolm’s parents are having a 40th anniversary party and trying to get all the kids back home for it. Silly and sweet, it was especially fun to watch Hal (Brian Cranston) fancy himself as a handyman and fail miserably at it, as well as his displays of affection for wife Lois (Jane Kaczmarek).

https://mashable.com/article/malcolm-in-the-middle-lifes-still-unfair-review

https://www.buzzfeed.com/abbyzinman/malcolm-in-the-middle-then-vs-now

Ready or Not. Hulu.. Yes, I’m aware this isn’t new, but it didn’t come on my radar until I saw ads for the sequel. I was sorry I hadn’t watched it sooner, since I thoroughly enjoyed it, from the interesting cast to the spectacularly gory ending. A couple gets married at the lavish estate of the husband’s family, who made their fortune by the invention of games. The bride does notice a few off things, like some really odd family portraits, but brushes them off as eccentricities. As a night of game playing goes on, she finds out she has to participate in a game of Hide and Seek, where she’s hunted by the groom’s relatives for real and her goal is to stay alive until dawn. Then she gets ready to rumble. The similarities to Something Very Bad is Going to Happen weren’t lost on me, but I was okay with that. Deliberately campy, it’s not for the squeamish, but horror fans will have a great time. There was twist after twist and I honestly didn’t see the last one coming. I heard the sequel eclipses this one, so I’m here for it when it streams.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/ready-or-not-2019

House on Eden. Hulu.  – A group of vloggers set out to make a ghost hunt video and possibly solve the mystery of a missing woman. Found footage is one of my favorite sub-genres, and this wasn’t the worst, but it wasn’t the best either. It was a good job with what I assume was a small budget, but I kept expecting something more.

https://www.disappointmentmedia.com/reviews/house-on-eden-a-found-footage-fumble-that-barely-qualifies-as-film

Thrash. Netflix. – This is supposed to be Netflix’s answer to Sharknado. Where were the jokes? Where were the puns? Where were the cameos? Even the sharks got bored. My advice, watch Sharknado.

https://www.empireonline.com/movies/reviews/thrash/

https://thetab.com/2026/04/17/netflixs-thrash-branded-rip-off-of-much-better-film-and-the-similarities-are-staggering

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

It’s coming, but I wouldn’t want to hang that long.

https://ew.com/aegons-conquest-game-of-thrones-movie-confirmed-8743760

🫏 Adventures In Animaling…

🐕 I had a Golden once. Doubtful he could have sat still long enough to get this picture.

https://people.com/bride-pet-dog-adorably-participates-in-wedding-dress-reveal-alongside-bridesmaids-exclusive-11949695

🐶 Doubtful too that he could have paid for anybody’s wedding. Hell, he didn’t even help pay for dog food. (Not that I loved him any less for it.)

https://people.com/couples-breadwinner-dog-is-helping-pay-for-their-usd67-000-wedding-11945494

🦜 He didn’t make the cut for the Artemis II Mission.  

https://people.com/parrots-underwater-submarine-expedition-goes-viral-11948668

🐾 Good thing they don’t work at an animal shelter.

https://people.com/stars-who-adopted-animals-they-met-at-work-11948956

🍿 Quotes of the Week

Someday is not a day of the week. – Janet Dailey

The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same. – Colin R. Davis

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. – Daniel Patrick Moynihan

Just because you’re are paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you. – Henry Kissinger

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. – Stephen Covey

Quitting can be a hard choice to make, but often it’s a brave one, as well. – Susan David

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. –  Amelia Earhart

I’m an informer. It’s like being a whistleblower, but mean. – Kelly (Vaughan Murra), Malcolm in the Middle: Life is Still Unfair

🌷 Unlocking the Flowers…

Until next time, stay safe; stay prioritizing self-care, especially during allergy season; and stay waiting and seeing how it plays out sometimes, rather than doing something.

Video > Ed Sheeran – Spring (2025) New Song

April 10, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Accident Aftermath, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Astonishing Animals, Eight Short Quotes & Fool

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday:

Ric told Sidwell, that sounded like a threat, but Sonny said it sounded like a grieving father. He would know.

Turner saw Jordan at yoga and said she’d been smacked down by the WSB’s lawyers. Jordan said she’d been at Marco’s funeral. It was tense as hell thanks to Sonny and his brother showing up.

Danny showed up at Crimson and Charlotte said she was there because her mom wanted her supervised. She’d heard he was suspended. Jacinda came out and said they were cute.

Trina and Kai went to Curtis’s apartment, and Curtis said it was a nice surprise. Trina asked if Aunt Stella didn’t tell him they were coming.

Stella brought glazed donuts from Eckerd’s to Portia’s office, and Portia asked what she did to deserve them. Stella said, nothing yet. It was what she was going to do.

Brook told Chase they were about to find out if they could be Baby Phoebe’s foster parents.

At the Quartermaine’s, Michael found Willow in the living room.

Chase reminded Brook that they had their own plan to move forward no matter what happened.

Michael said no one told him that Willow waiting for him, but she said she had information for Brook and Chase about fostering Phoebe. Michael said he wanted to talk about Kai.

Stella wanted the whole family to feel invested in welcoming the baby. She wanted them to all decorate the nursery together. Portia wondered if the donuts were a bribe, but Stella said they were only a bribe if they worked. Portia asked, what about the nursery in Curtis and Jordan’s apartment? and Stella said that’s what she was trying to avoid.

Curtis asked if Stella said why, but Trina said, nope. He said, on a scale from family dinner to complete disaster, how urgent did it seem? and she said, there was no mention of the police or insurance coverage. Kai said she’d just asked them to come over, and Trina said it gave her a chance to tell Curtis something, and Curtis asked what Kai did. Trina said he was scaring her boyfriend. She wanted to tell him that she was going to be singing tonight.

Charlotte said she was on a break for a few minutes, and Jacinda said that was fine. She had plenty to do in Nina’s office, so they could catch up, but afterward, she could use Charlotte’s help to log clothing in. Charlotte thanked her, and Jacinda went into Nina’s office. Charlotte asked why Danny let that tool Hank get to him, and Danny said he should have walked away, but he couldn’t. Hank got what he deserved.

Jordan told Turner that she’d been to Marco’s funeral. She didn’t talk to Sidwell, but it was probably for the best. He thought Sonny murdered Marco and had talked to her about it more times than she could count. He was on warpath and out for blood. Turner said that was a bad thing for Port Charles. Could Jordan try to explain to Sidwell that there was no way Sonny killed Marco?

Sonny said he’d come to look Sidwell in the eye and say he had nothing to do with his son’s death, but Sidwell said Sonny had every reason to kill Marco because he’d be distracted, vulnerable, and utterly destroyed. Sonny had gotten away with far too much for far too long, but no more. Sonny said his son Morgan was murdered. He understood why Sidwell would want to avenge Marco’s death, but if Sidwell concentrated on him, he would be making a mistake. He’d be letting Marco’s actual killer go free.

Jordan said Turner must have faith in Sonny, but Turner said it wasn’t about personal feelings. Sonny had zero motive. Never mind the cold blooded way Marco was murdered. Jordan had known Sonny longer. Did she think he’d purposely start a war that could get out of control and cause potential blowback for his family? Jordan said she didn’t and hoped she could get Sidwell to see it too.

Sidwell said Sonny had used Marco to come at him when he’d kidnapped Marco. Now he’d used Marco again. Because Sonny couldn’t come at him directly, since he had proof Sonny and Mayor Collins had killed Dalton, he’d had Marco stabbed and arranged it so it wasn’t traced back to him. Sonny said, no, but Sidwell said, save his lies. Sonny wanted his son to die alone in agony and terror because he want to send Sidwell a message. Ric said, brutality was the message. That’s how they knew it wasn’t Sonny. Sonny was capable of going after his enemies and retaliating when he was harmed, but was a pragmatic man like Sidwell. He wouldn’t inflict gratuitous cruelty when he knew it was within Sidwell’s power to put him in prison.

Michael said Kai had agreed to coach Wiley, but he wanted to run it past Willow first before he told Wiley. Willow flashed back to Kai saying her cell phone sound carried to the bedroom, and said it was fine as long as Wiley didn’t feel pressured. Michael said if he did, they’d stop, but Wiley loved baseball and would love it more if he played well. Kai was a great coach and role model. He was a good guy. Otherwise, Willow wouldn’t have kept him as her intern.

Brook wondered if she and Chase had gone about this all wrong. Wiley asked them what a hooker was and they panicked, asking their congresswoman to smooth things over. It showed privilege and might work against them. Chase said, unlike Drew, Willow knew how to be tactful. Why not see what she had to say?

Stella told Portia that she thought it would mean more if they worked on it together. She wanted their homes to be connected. The baby should feel comfortable in both houses. Portia said, of course (🍷), and Stella said the baby was the next generation of Ashfords. They had to make sure the baby felt loved, adored, and valued. Portia asked how she could say no.

Trina said Charlie’s was having an open mic night for the reopening, and Kai said Trina was singing. Curtis said he’d be front and center with a bouquet. He’d have Aurora cover the reopening. It would be the night a star was born. Trina said, stop. He couldn’t come.

Danny said he knew he couldn’t change things, but felt like he should do something to stand up for his dad, and Charlotte said she’d gotten heated defending her dad. Could he do anything that would actually help? He said he didn’t think so, but maybe he could do something to make the people who did this pay. Jacinda listened in.

Michael and Willow came out, and Chase suggested they talk in the living room. Michael left and Brook thanked Willow, who said she was happy to do it. She spoke to the head of the agency and the social worker. Sarah had formed a strong opinion on them.

Charlotte said Danny was talking about making the WSB pay, but he needed to stop and take a breath. Her dad was a genius and warned Danny not to mess with the WSB. Danny said he wasn’t going to run off and do something stupid. He had a plan. He’d text her and let her know how it went. He left, and Jacinda asked if Charlotte was ready to get back to work.

Isaiah said he was glad he went to the funeral, and Portia said she felt bad for Lucas. She was glad he was there to support him. Did he give his condolences to Sidwell? He said he kept his distance, but talked to Jordan for a minute, and she asked if Jordan mentioned the nursery. Beware of Aunt Stella bearing donuts.

Trina said she’d performed for charity, but it was the first time people would be clapping when it wasn’t part of the charity, and Curtis said she had a beautiful voice. They were going to love her. Kai said that’s what he’d told her, and Trina said she loved that Curtis believed in her, but she wanted it to be chill and casual. She was nervous enough without her own cheering section. She loved him, but no. Curtis said Kai got to come, but she said Kai put her up to this. If she bombed, she’d blame him. Curtis said they were going to love her. Wait until he told her grandfather. He’d ditch his tour to be there. Get used to the fact she’d have her own cheering section.

Sonny said he’d felt the rage Sidwell was feeling. He wanted those responsible for killing his son to pay. Sidwell said they would, and Sonny said, stop thinking it was him. There was a bigger problem. Not knowing who killed Marco meant an enemy was out there who hadn’t revealed themselves yet. Ric said Sidwell had their sincere condolences, and he and Sonny left.

Willow said the social worker was impressed with how they’d handled Wiley’s poorly timed question. Her only concern was that they wanted to foster this specific baby. It was a bit unusual and she wanted to make sure they were aware it was a temporary situation.

Jacinda said even though Charlotte had been forced to work there, she was good at her job. Charlotte said, it could be worse. She’d like to pursue a career in fashion, but she was only there so she could be supervised 24/7. Her mother thought she’d contact her dad. Jacinda said she didn’t know the situation, but should her mother be concerned? Charlotte said she knew her dad was a fugitive, but had no idea where he was.

Turner told Jordan that her boss was a person of interest in the firebombing at Charlie’s last year. As his righthand person, she was in the line of fire.

Isaiah was concerned about the nursery in Portia’s home being decorated the way Curtis wanted, but Portia said they were doing it as a family. She loved that he was more annoyed than she was, and he asked if she was telling him that she was okay with this.

Curtis said once Trina was a regular at Charlie’s, he’d book her at The Savoy, when Stella arrived. She said she just talked to Portia and they were all going to decorate the baby’s nursery.

Danny went to Sonny’s, and Ric said they were doing all they could to secure his dad’s safe return, but it was a difficult situation. The law was not on their side. Danny said his grandma had explained it, but said she didn’t know if he’d ever see his dad again, and Sonny said they were doing everything they could to make sure that wasn’t the case. Danny said he wanted to make the WSB pay. They were the real criminals. Law and order wasn’t working the way it was supposed to, so he had to try another way.   

Chase said they only wanted the baby to be with people who cared until she could be with her real family, and Brook said they’d be a safe place to land temporarily. Willow said she was just double checking since she’d learned the hard way, and Brook said they hadn’t found Phoebe’s family yet, but when they did, she’d go home with them. Chase said they knew she wasn’t theirs. They just wanted to help. Willow said she believed them and so did the social worker.

Jacinda said it must be hard for Charlotte to be separated from her dad, unless they didn’t get along, but Charlotte said he was the best and knew her better than anyone. Jacinda said that wasn’t the relationship she had with her dad. Charlotte’s mom was just doing this to protect her. Charlotte said she didn’t need protecting from her dad. Her mom was being unfair and so was Nina. Her dad knew what he was doing and they were wrong.

Jordan told Turner that she’d had misgivings about working for Sidwell, but unlike her other jobs, she could leave her work at the office. It gave her more time for a personal life and the timing worked out perfectly. She and Curtis had finally found themselves back each other’s lives. Turner said she was happy for them both, but didn’t Jordan miss pouring everything into her career and fulfilling her ambitions? Jordan said, sometimes, but she’d discovered her life was richer now. No one lay on their deathbed wishing they’d spent more time at the office and she liked knowing she wouldn’t wish she’d spent time with the people she loved.

Isaiah said Curtis was generous in letting Portia keep the house, but was it really hers if he decorated it? Portia said it went through her mind, and he said, if she said, no, she was the bad guy who drove a wedge between the two sides of the baby’s families. She said Stella worked her, and he asked why she said yes.

Stella said if they all helped decorate, it would be more meaningful for the baby, and Trina said she loved the idea. It was a great way to bring them together. Stell said, they’d put the past behind them and work toward the next generation of Ashfords. The baby’s foundation would be built on love and respect and family. She wondered if Curtis thought it was just another one of her whims, but he said, actually, he thought it was one of her most inspired ideas ever.

Sonny said, at Danny’s age, he’d felt the same way. That was how he ended up where he was. Danny said that was a good thing. He wanted to do what Sonny did. Sonny said he’d made a promise to himself never to have his children near his business. Danny’s father was his best friend and he didn’t want Jason’s children near it. He knew Danny didn’t understand right now, but trust him on this. This life cost too much. Danny said he had to do something, and Ric said helping his dad was honorable, but let them take care of it. He believed it’s what Danny’s dad would want. Danny said they thought he was a kid. The WSB had to pay. Sonny said he was going to take care of that, not Danny, and Danny stormed out.

Michael went to Crimson, and Charlotte left to get a latte. Michael asked how things were going, and Jacinda said she thought Charlotte was a great kid, despite the crazy things she’d been through. Michael said he sometimes wondered if Willow would have been the person she became if she hadn’t been through so much, and she asked if he’d been thinking about Willow. He said she’d been in the living room when he went to the Quartermaines. She was there to talk to Brook and Chase about being foster parents. She seemed to be taking to her new job, but something didn’t sit right with him. She told him not to worry. Things turned on a dime. They kissed.

Willow said Brook and Chase had been conditionally approved to foster Phoebe. The final paperwork would be done when she was released from GH. Chase thanked Willow and hugged her, and Willow said they were going to be great parents. It was a wonderful home and Wiley and Amelia would love spending time with the baby. Chase said he’d walk her out, and in the foyer, he said he couldn’t tell her how much it meant to them. She said she’d been a position to help and he’d done the same for her by helping exonerate her. He said she’d be a fantastic representative, and she told him that her office insisted on doing new background checks. Did he remember if Kai’s name came up during the investigation into Drew’s shooting?

Portia told Isaiah that Stella was wise and had made good points. They all had the same goal and she didn’t want the baby to live in a divided home. He asked if she got to decorate the nursery in Jordan’s apartment, but she said it wasn’t tit for tat. That would defeat the purpose. If she could accept the situation, so could he. They hugged.

Trina conferred with Stella on the nursery walls and said she loved that it was a gift for the baby from the entire family. Kai said he’d do whatever Trina told him, and Curtis said, smart man.

Sidwell talked to Marco’s picture and said, what happened here today was proof God was not watching. Sonny could stand in the same room as Marco’s ashes and try to convince him that he didn’t do what he knew in his soul Sonny did. He began to shout and said, rest assured, Sonny would be on his knees in agony, the same agony that he was in right now. He would remind Sonny of this day. Even though he knew it would not bring Marco back, it would even the score.

Sonny said it broke his heart, and Ric said him too. But Danny wasn’t his biggest problem. They had to make sure the evidence didn’t get out. They walked outside, and Danny listened in from behind some bushes. Sonny said Sidwell had gotten rid of Jason, thought he was vulnerable, and would be coming after him. Ric said he’d love to be wrong, but he didn’t think he was.

Tuesday:

Sonny congratulated Kristina for the reopening of Charlie’s (and wowza! her dress). She said she had a lot of help, and he said it was going to be a great night.

Lucy met with Brook at the Quartermaines, and Brook told her about fostering Baby Phoebe. She said they had to call in a favor, and Lucy wondered why, since they were disgustingly perfect, but Brook said they’d hit a few bumps during the screening process.

Gio was nervous about performing, but Emma told him, stop it. The pressure wasn’t on him. It was on Trina.

Jordan came home, and Curtis was looking at Trina’s vision board. He told her about the nursery project, and she wondered if Stella had a plan to decorate nursery there, but he said that depended on her.

Dante went to Lulu’s and said they’d been keeping something from him.

Britt started to leave her office and ran into Nathan. He said she was in trouble, but her brother was here to help. Britt said he only cared about himself, calling him Cassius.

Alexis was dropping Danny off at the gym and asked if he wanted to go to Charlie’s, but he said he didn’t have it in him to pretend everything was okay. Charotte showed up and said if Alexis was worried about him being alone, he wouldn’t be.

Isaiah and Portia were at the cabin and discussed dinner.

Dante asked how Rocco’s hand was, and Lulu said he’d inherited her culinary skills. A kitchen knife had gotten the better of him. Rocco said he felt bad for Danny and asked if Dante was mad at Jason, but Dante said Jason being taken away wasn’t how justice system was supposed to work. Lulu said Jason could get through anything, and Dante agreed.

Nathan was pissed about Britt calling him Cassius and said he did care about her. She said they’d only known each other two years, and he asked, what possessed her to double cross the people keeping her alive? She said they were going to kill her once they didn’t need her, but Nathan said he wouldn’t let that happen. She said they’d kill him too, and he said if she’d stop causing problems they wouldn’t have to worry. Britt wished he’d never gotten her involved, and he asked if she preferred being a drooling invalid. She only had the medicine because he convinced them that she could deliver her father’s final project. She said if she’d known what they were going to use it for, she never would have agreed, and he said, bottom line, they had a deal with Sidwell and Cullum. If she couldn’t deliver, she was on her own. He wasn’t protecting her any longer.

Trina was nervous, and Gio said he was too. He wasn’t as experienced with the guitar, but nervous energy was good.

Portia said liked coming to the cabin away from the rest of the world, and Isaiah asked if she wasn’t enthused about Stella’s project. She said she was, but as much as she loved Curtis’s family, they could be a bit intrusive and she didn’t want it to encroach on their relationship. She was glad they had refuge there and would lose her mind if they had no place to be alone.

Jordan said it was their apartment and she’d love to have Curtis’s family there. He said, even Portia? It was Stella’s idea that they work together. Jordan said, for the sake of family unity and the baby, she was fine with it. Her life with him was important and included his family. He said he was grateful for their life together.

Michael and Jacinda arrived at Charlie’s, and Michael told Josslyn that he’d talked to their mom. Things seemed strained. What was going on? Jacinda left to talk to Kristina.

Jacinda said she loved being right. Kristina slayed in the outfit. Kristina said she owed Jacinda, and Jacinda suggested a free drink.

Alexis asked if Charlotte’s mom knew she was there, and Charlotte said she had permission to spend time with Danny. Alexis said she’d be back in a couple hours to give him a ride, but Danny said Charlotte would give him a ride home. Charlotte said she was an excellent driver. Her dad taught her in Monaco. Alexis said, of course (🍷) he did, and told Danny to be home by 9 and text every half hour. She left, and Charlotte asked if Danny was okay. He said, no. His day got worse after he saw her at Crimson.

Britt said when she woke up in Croatia and saw Nathan, she’d thought she’d made it to heaven. Then she realized she was alive somehow and thought her Nathan had come back to her. Imagine her disappointment. He said Nathan was a saint and he… She said, was a pale imitation, not fit to take over Nathan’s live. He said he’d gotten her meds and was the only reason she wasn’t a vegetable, and she said she’d kept his secret even when it killed her. It was cruel to let James think his father was alive. He said James wouldn’t know the difference. He loved James and wanted to be the father theirs never was. Britt said he was walking in their father’s footsteps. Why did he partner with Cullum and Sidwell? He said, hundreds of millions of dollars, an obscene amount of power, and saving his ungrateful sister’s life. She said, if the last part was true, get her out of this mess. Convince them to give her the meds and let her walk away.

Jordan told Curtis that her life was better not being consumed by work. She still wanted to take down Sidwell, but wasn’t letting it overtake their life. He said he loved that she was putting them first this time. So was he. She said they had reservation at Luisa’s at 8. She wanted tonight to be special.

Portia said she’d come with more baggage than Isaiah bargained for and was pregnant with her ex-husband’s baby, but Isaiah said he had no problem with that. She said everything would be more complicated after the baby came and she promised not to blame him if he decided to leave.

Michael congratulated Kristina and she thanked him for helping her get her liquor license. He said he always had her back and they hugged.

Charlotte said she got why Sonny turned Danny down, but Danny said, it wasn’t a wasted trip. After he stormed out, he stayed outside and overheard Sonny and Ric. He knew who was responsible for Jason’s disappearance – Jenz Sidwell.

Lucy laughed over Wiley’s faux pas, and Brook said a Deception shipment had come in months ago, but they’d just gotten the paperwork now. Sidwell had said he was sorry they were backed up, but she believed they couldn’t do business that way. Lucy agreed, and Brook said she felt like Sidwell was getting deeper into the company and it wasn’t good. Lucy said she’d made an error in judgement that she was working hard to correct.

Nathan suggested Britt accept reality and let her fantasies die, and she asked if he knew where Jason had been taken. He said he didn’t and wondered how she thought Cullum and Sidwell wouldn’t find her. She said she was hoping to stay ahead of them until they gave up or died, and he said what about her meds? Did she think Jason would stick around when her brains and beauty were a memory? She said Jason had risked everything to protect her, and Nathan asked how that was going. She had no one to turn to but him. She said she was really screwed then, and he told her to be smart and do exactly what he said.

Isaiah told Portia that he didn’t need an out. He was in it for the long haul and committed to the relationship. She said she didn’t know how she got so lucky, and he said he felt the same. She said she was going through the worst time when she met him, and now she was going through the best time. She was never letting him go. They got busy.

At Charlie’s, Alexis told Jacinda that she was sorry for any difficulties her defense caused by going hard at her, but Jacinda said Alexis was just doing her job. In the end, it worked out. Alexis started to apologize to Michael, he said they were good. She said she appreciated it and left. Michael asked if Jacinda was sure she was okay, and she said Alexis got her to tell the truth and the last thing she wanted was beef with Kristina’s mom.

Dante said they were all upset about what was going on with Danny and asked if Rocco wanted to go to Charlie’s, but Rocco said he wasn’t in the mood. He thought he’d just go to bed. Lulu said Rocco would be fine, and Dante left.

Lucy told Brook that she’d believed Sidwell was the lifeline Deception needed. They’d all had reservations, but she’d convince them. She was the person who opened the gates and let the barbarian in. She’d made a mistake. Brook asked what she was doing to fix it, and Lucy said she was playing on Sidwell’s ego. He’d refused to choose between her and Ava, and she’d let him think he could have them both. He thought he had her where he wanted her, but she was making it impossible for him to want to cut her loose. When he wouldn’t, Ava would get jealous because she didn’t like to share. Brook wondered if Ava would break up with Sidwell, but Lucy said, never. Ava’s ego was just as big as Sidwell’s and he was her most important client. If she played her cards right, Ava would be boxed in. She’d think she had her hooks in him, but when she told him that he had to choose, he wouldn’t, and hell hath no fury like Ava rejected. She could be dangerous, and while Sidwell was dealing with the Ava mess, she’d walk in and take Deception back. Lucy’s ride came and she said she’d fill Brook in on any development.

Nathan said Britt had to repair her relationships with Cullum and Sidwell, but she said she thought Cullum would want to kill her. He’d said she was more trouble than she was worth. Jason must have stopped him from finishing her off. Nathan said Cullum wasn’t in a position to do anything. She had to smooth things over with Sidwell, convince him that she’d learned her lesson, and complete the project. She needed her meds and had to beg Sidwell for mercy. She said, right. She needed to see Sidwell. She needed to tell him that Cullum murdered his son.

Dante congratulated Kristina, and Emma said Trina and Gio were ready. Dante said he was extra happy that Gio was playing, and Emma said she thought Gio would be happy he was there.

Dante called Brook and told her to get down to Charlie’s. Gio was playing the guitar. She said she’d be right there.

Nathan asked why Cullum would kill Marco, and Britt said Marco stole vials of her medicine so she could have it reverse engineered. Cullum found out and killed him. He asked if Cullum told her that, and she said, no, but she was positive he’d tracked her from the texts on Marco’s missing phone. She’d tell Sidwell and he’d take out Cullum. It was one less problem. He said she’d have a bigger one, since her meds came from Cullum. They weren’t FDA approved and Cullum got them through his WSB contacts. Britt said she could have them reverse engineered from the vials that were left, but he said Sidwell might not believe her and tell Cullum. Keep her mouth shut. Her best bet was to get Sidwell back on her side. She said she couldn’t finish the prototype, but he said she could and she would. They left.

Danny said he’d bring down Sidwell and they’d let his dad go free, but Charlotte said he didn’t have the resources. Danny said he’d gone to Sonny, but Sonny shut him down. He had to do it on his own. She asked if he wanted to go home but he said he still needed to blow off some steam. He felt like he was stuck in place and wanted to go toward something fast. She said, good thing she had a car.

Lulu said Rocco’s hand wasn’t looking good. Red stripes meant an infection. She felt his forehead and said he was burning up.

Isaiah said he got what Portia meant. It was nice to pretend the outside world didn’t exist. His phone rang and she said he’d jinxed it. Lulu said she needed his help. Rocco’s wound was infected and for reasons she couldn’t explain, she couldn’t take him to the hospital. Would he mind making a house call? He said he’d be there in 40 minutes, and she asked him to do her a favor and not tell anyone. He said he wouldn’t and he’d see her soon. He told Portia that it was a medical emergency. He was sorry. She said hurry back.

Jordan told Curtis that they’d better go. She’d drive.

Kristina welcomed everyone to the new and improved Charlie’s and thanked her parents. There were countless others who helped her get back on her feet, and she also thanked them. Everyone applauded, and she said the one change she was most excited about was their new open mic night. To kick it off, she welcomed Trina Robinson and Gio Palmieri.

Trina sang and it was interspersed with Jordan and Curtis in the car.

As they drove, Curtis leaned over to kiss Jordan, and suddenly, she saw headlights and there was a crash.

Wednesday:

Sidwell looked at a childhood photo of Marco, when Nathan came in with Britt. Nathan said he figured Sidwell had questions and thought it best Britt answered them in person, but Sidwell said she was no longer of any use to him. Get rid of her permanently.

Carly was startled by Valentin in the living room and asked why he kept putting their lives at risk.

Charlie’s was jumping, and Josslyn hugged Trina. Trina said Josslyn wasn’t off the hook, since the Nurses Ball was their thing. It meant a lot that Josslyn used her little free time to come. Josslyn said Trina was her best friend and she wouldn’t miss it, when Ava came in and hugged Trina. She said she was sorry she missed Trina’s performance.

Gio thanked Emma for encouraging him and they kissed.

On the phone, Dante told Brook that she’d missed Gio’s performance, but their boy was fantastic. He recorded it and would text it to her.

Lulu said Rocco’s fever was going up. She hoped Dr. Gannon got there soon or she’d have to take him to the ER.

Jacinda said Michaels sister pulled off quite the opening night, and he said, good drinks, good food, and good music, but it was the company that set it apart.  

Kristina said she didn’t know Gio was so good on the guitar, and Dante said his talent came from Ned, Camilla, and Brook. Brook arrived.

Josslyn ran into Kai and said she was glad he’d convinced Trian to perform. His support meant a lot to Trina and Josslyn was happy she had him.

Ava said she’d waited to show up, so Trina didn’t feel like she was intruding, and Trina said she wanted to get over the first hurdle before inviting Ava. She’d done something fun for herself and it felt good.

Nathan said he got that grief was blinding Sidwell, but he couldn’t order him to kill his sister. He’d regret it if he did. It would be a waste. Sidwell said his son was gone and Nathan’s deceitful sister was the reason he was dead, but Britt said she never wanted anything to happen to Marco. Sidwell said she wanted out and betrayed him by running off with her murderous boyfriend. She thought she would disappear. Nathan said she didn’t, and he knew Jason didn’t murder Marco on behalf of Sonny.

Rocco said they could stick with the same story at the hospital, but Lulu said Elizabeth gave them the benefit of the doubt. Someone else might ask questions they didn’t want to answer. Rocco suggested saying he’d gotten hurt at the shooting range, but she said he’d shot Director Cullum and no one knew to look at him. He said Jason had taken the fall, and she said he did it to protect Rocco and they had to honor his choice. If they weren’t quiet about it, the same thing could happen to him that happened to Jason. Isaiah arrived.  

Valentin wondered if the funeral didn’t go well, and Carly said Sonny and Ric showed up. It was like a red flag to Sidwell. He asked if Sidwell was holding Sonny responsible, and Carly said Sidwell almost killed Kristina. Lucas also told her that he was going to continue living at Windymere and wouldn’t listen to her. Neither would Sonny. Neither would Valentin. She’d told him to stay upstairs and he kept coming down and exposing himself. He gave her a look, and she said she heard it too, don’t do that. She had no bandwidth to babysit him and they had to wrap this up. He asked if living with him was so difficult, but she said the problem was that he was easy to live with. He said she found him annoying, and she said she did. He said he found her annoying too, and kissed her. She said they couldn’t do this, and he said they weren’t. Her phone rang, and it was Charlotte using Danny’s phone. Carly asked what was wrong.  

Curtis came to and saw Jordan was knocked out and covered with blood.

Ava said she’d be waiting for an invite to Trina’s next performance, and left. Kai asked if he’d told Trina how amazing she was, and she said a few times, but he could say it again. He said he’d rather show her, and they kissed.

Brook said she was sorry she missed Gio’s performance, but Dante said she’d have plenty of chances. He recorded it.

Jacinda said she liked that Michael’s sister was protective of him, and he said they had to watch each other’s backs growing up. Neither of them had it easy. She said it wasn’t every day that a sister pulled money from her trust fund to run her brother’s girlfriend out of town, when Kristina joined them. Jacinda said they were just talking about her.

Britt said Jason didn’t kill Marco, and Nathan said she was right. The PCPD’s timeline accounted for Jason during the window when his son was stabbed. Jason was at Port Charles High School and assaulted Commissioner Falconari. He escaped to the pier where he’d crossed paths with Cullum. If Sonny was responsible for Marco’s death, he didn’t send Jason.

Lulu thanked Isaiah, and he looked at Rocco’s hand. He said it was a good thing she called. It looked like Rocco had a staph infection, which could be dangerous if untreated. Rocco asked if he could treat it, and Isaiah said, before he did, was Lulu sure she couldn’t take him to the ER? It would be better and safer there.

Charlotte told Carly that she and Danny were both okay. She needed to speak to her dad. Since the WSB monitored her phone, she was using Danny’s. It was important. Valentin took the phone and asked, what’s up? and Charlotte said she was out with Danny and they had a little car trouble. She didn’t want to call her mom, since she’d freak out. Could he help? He said, of course (🍷), and asked where they were. Charlotte told him and said she’d drop a pin. Carly asked where Valentin was going, and he said the kids were stranded on Route 91. It was dark and no one would see him. Carly took the keys out of his hand and said she was going with him and she’d drive.

Curtis told Jordan, please wake up. He smelled gas and had to get her out of there. He undid her seatbelt and got out. He stumbled and went around the car. The car began to spark, and he said he couldn’t get the door open. He needed her to wake up. They didn’t have a lot of time. He got a crowbar out of the trunk and tried to pry the door open, but had no luck.

As Carly drove, she and Valentin saw the accident, and Valentin told her to pull over.

Brook told Gio that she was sorry she missed his performance. She heard he was fantastic. He said, Trina was the star, but he’d wanted to talk to her about something. She said, of course (🍷), and they stepped away. Dante asked Emma if she had any update on her grandmother.

Gio told Brook that the performance just kind of happened, but was all about Trina. He felt like he’d excluded her, but that wasn’t his intention. He wished he’d told her, since it would have been nice to look out and see her in the audience.

Kristina said she hoped they were saying nice things about her, and Michael said they were impressed at how she’d pulled this together. Jacinda said she was impressed at how Kristina went to the matt for Michael, and Kristina said, of course (🍷). She’d do anything for him and he knew that. Jacinda asked if that included bribery, and Kristina said she had no idea what Jacinda was talking about. It was a potential relocation fee.  

Lulu said going to the hospital, so if Isaiah could handle it there, she’d appreciate it. Rocco said him too, and Isaiah told them, say no more. He was going to clean the wound and inject Rocco with antibiotics for the infection. Then he’d give Rocco a strong oral course of antibiotics. If they caught the infection in time, he should be fine. Rocco said, and if they didn’t?  

Britt told Sidwell that all she and Jason wanted was to get away. They weren’t trying to hurt anyone. Sidwell said, yet Jason shot Cullum. He supposed it was an accident. Britt said Jason was trying protect her, and Sidwell said all he saw was her begging for mercy. It was lucky Jason didn’t kill Cullum. Who else would supply the medication that kept her from degenerating? Nathan said Britt was willing to do what it took to make things right, and Sidwell said she had convenient timing. Nathan said Britt was sorry and willing to do whatever it took to gain Sidwell’s trust back and have access to her medication.

Curtis looked for his phone and told Jordan, hang on. He found his phone on the ground, but the screen was cracked. The car sparked some more, and he said, sorry. He’d have to take her out the window. He heard someone approach and said, over here! Valentin came out of the shadows. (Surprise! Curtis didn’t even react.)

Emma said her grandma’s doctors said there was no sign of improvement, and Dante said he was sorry. She said she wished there was something she could do, and he said, when he was with the WSB, he went through something similar. It took him a while to come back, but he did it and Anna could too. She thanked him and said she hoped so. The toughest part was that Anna thought Faison was alive and wanted to protect her. She wished Anna could see she wasn’t in danger. Josslyn said she couldn’t help overhearing and asked if Emma had any idea why Anna thought Faison was alive. It seemed random. Emma said, no. Her doctors were trying to figure it out. Why did she ask?

Rocco said it already felt better than it did, and Isaiah told him to keep the wound dry and take the entire course of antibiotics. Don’t skip any doses and don’t take them on an empty stomach. Rocco said he was tired and went upstairs.

Britt told Sidwell that she was wrong. Jason talked her into running away and it was stupid. She’d do whatever he wanted. She’d finish her father’s project. Just don’t kill her please. Ava came in and said, sorry to interrupt… Was somebody under arrest?

Valentin called 911, but Curtis said they had no time to wait. The care was leaking gas and they had to get Jordan out now.

Carly found Charlotte and Danny, along with a crunched car, and asked if they were okay. Charlotte said they were fine. It looked worse than it was. Carly said this wasn’t car trouble. They’d crashed it. Charlotte asked where her dad was, but Carly said, he couldn’t make it. Danny said they’d gone for a ride and he was driving, and Carly told them, get in her car now.

Jacinda told Michael that she felt bad. Kristina had worked hard to create an amazing opening night, but was too busy working to enjoy it. Success should be celebrated.

Josslyn said she’d found The Crystalline Conspiracy in the library, and Emma asked what that had to do with her grandma. Josslyn said the woman on the cover looked exactly like Anna, so she looked it up. The name of the author was P.K. Sinclair. Emma wondered what that had to do with anything, and Josslyn said she learned it was a pseudonym for Cesar Faison. She hoped she hadn’t overstepped.

Jacinda said she had to ask Gio a favor.  

Ava asked if Detective West was harassing Sidwell. She’d call his lawyer. Sidwell said it was all right. No one was being harassed. Nathan brought his sister there because he’d wanted to discuss a project she was working on for him. He told Britt that he expected no more delays, and she said, no more delays. Sidwell said they were all on the same page then, and Nathan thanked him for his time. He and Britt left, and Ava said, that was interesting. Sidwell said Ava knew Britt was recently involved in a public altercation with the WSB and he suspected she didn’t believe Britt. Ava said, not for a moment.

Lulu thanked Isaiah and said she knew she owed him an explanation, but he said she didn’t. She was Lucky’s sister and if she called, he’d show up. She said he’d shown up for her in a huge way, then showed up for her son. She wouldn’t forget it. He said he wasn’t asking any questions, but if she took Rocco to the hospital, someone else absolutely would. Was she prepared for that?  

Valentin and Curtis got the car door open and got Jordan out. Curtis said, put her on the ground as far away as possible, and they went several feet, when the car blew up.

Jacinda took the mic and said, tonight was a rousing success. Let’s hear it for the incredible staff. Everyone applauded, and she said, and for her friend, the one who made it all happen – Kristina Corinthos-Davis. There was more applause, and Jacinda said it was her turn to celebrate Charlie’s grand reopening. Hit it, Gio. Gio began to play, and Dante thought about not wanting Josslyn to be in the WSB.

Curtis and Valentin turned Jordan over, and Cutis said she was going to be okay. He wasn’t going to lose her. He couldn’t lose her. Valentin said help was on the way, and jetted. Curtis told Jordan, please hold on.

Ava said she’d stopped by to see how Sidwell was doing. She knew what it was like to lose a child and would like to help if she could. Although if he felt she was just one more person to put his guard up around, of course (🍷) she could go. He said he didn’t want to be alone. He knew Marco wasn’t coming home, but found himself listening for him. He could do with a distraction. She asked, what happened with Sonny after the funeral? She’d been concerned for him. He said Sonny insisted he wasn’t responsible for Marco’s death, and by targeting Sonny in retaliation, he’d overlook the real killer. She knew Sonny very well. What did she think? She said she wasn’t a disinterested party. Sonny was her daughter’s father, but he was also her brother’s killer. He said he appreciated her candor, and she said she’d always be honest with him. He said he was glad to hear it. He’d exchanged confidences with her that he wouldn’t normally. He was glad to be able to do so. Please don’t make him regret it.

Britt asked why Nathan stopped her from telling Sidwell that Cullum killed Marco, and he asked what she wasn’t getting. Sidwell would kill Cullum and he was her only source for her medication. Did she want to die? She said, not yet, and he said he wanted his sister to live, but he’d gone as far as he was going to. Don’t expect him to come through for her a second time.

Lulu asked if Isaiah thought she was making a mistake. She didn’t want to risk Rocco’s life for a secret. He said he thought the infection had been caught in time, but keep a close eye on it for the next 48 hours. If Rocco’s temperature went back to normal and stayed there, he should be fine. She thanked him and said she’d never ask him to keep it secret if Rocco’s entire future wasn’t hanging on it. He said he understood. No one would know he was treating Rocco. He left.  

The audience at Charlie’s applauded, and Trina said, Jacinda was good. (Too bad we didn’t get to hear it.) Kai said, if she asked him, the performance of the night went to her, and they kissed.

Brook said Gio was so good, and Emma said she was glad Brook got to see him perform. Brook said, it was worth the trip.  

At home on the phone, Carly thanked Tony and asked him to repair the car, then deliver it back to her. It was a top priority and there was to be no record. Don’t take Route 91… That’s why Corinthos towing was the best. Charlotte asked why her dad wasn’t with Carly, and Carly said he’d stopped to help someone. There was an accident a few miles down the road. Did they cause it?  

Curtis told Jordan that the ambulance was there. They’d take her to the hospital and everything would be okay. He called to the paramedics, saying, over here! and told Jordan to stay with him. Fight. He loved her. Stay with him. She could do this.

Thursday:

Kristina was surprised Jacinda could sing, and Michael said she brought the house down. He loved that he was learning new things about her. (Again, would have been nice if we heard her sing. Apparently, the actress has an amazing voice.)

Isaiah came back to the cabin and said his patient required more time than anticipated. Portia said she’d called the hospital and they hadn’t seen him. What was going on?

Kai said tonight had been a huge success, and Trina said it felt so good performing again. He said he had the feeling she might be in trouble with someone.

Brook found Tracy in the living room, and Tracy said her arts council meeting ran late. Where was Brook so late?

Valentin asked Carly to call Charlotte, but she said the situation was handled and they had a more pressing matter. Curtis saw him. Valentin said Curtis hadn’t seen her, but she said she wasn’t worried about herself. It was only a matter of time before Curtis told someone who helped him.

Jordan was wheeled into the hospital and the EMTs said a bunch of medical stuff. Lucas asked Elizabeth to page Dr. Parker.

Trina said she’d be in trouble with her dad, but Kai said he had a recording that he’d send over for a small fee. She kissed him and he said, consider it sent. Emma wondered why Trina had been nervous since she’d sung at the Nurses Ball, and Trina said they were obligated to clap there. Kristina said she’d been fantastic. It was the perfect way open up, and any time Trina and Gio wanted a repeat, the mic was theirs. Trina said, if Gio was game, and he said it reminded him of how much he missed this. He was in too.

Brook said Gio had played at Charlie’s, but Tracy said she didn’t think Charlie’s crowd appreciated the violin. Brook said he’d played guitar, but was just as skilled on it. Tracy asked why no one thought to inform her, and Brook said she didn’t know until Dante called and Tracy was already at her meeting. Tracy said, Gio called Dante and not Brook?

Isaiah told Portia that it was a house call for a private patient who would need to be monitored moving forward.

Curtis paced, and Elizabeth said they were working to stabilize Jordan. Her vitals were unpredictable, and they were concerned about internal injuries. Curtis told her to make sure they knew Jordan had one kidney, but Elizabeth said it was in her chart and factored in. Curtis said, please save her, and Elizabeth said they were doing everything possible.

Valentin told Carly that Curtis wouldn’t say anything. He wouldn’t have gotten Jordan out without him and owed him. They needed to be worried if Charlotte and Danny were involved. Carly said, they weren’t and they were oblivious of the accident. She’d called Sonny’s towing company and they’d take care of the car with no paper trail. Valentin said Charlotte was a very accomplished liar. He’d taught her to listen close to people and tell them what they wanted to hear. Carly said she’d arrange for him to talk to Charlotte tomorrow and wondered if he’d been lying to her the whole time and telling her what she wanted to hear.

Curtis called Trina and said he and Jordan had been in a car accident. He was okay, but Jordan was hurt bad. They weren’t sure how bad yet. Trina said she’d be right there, and explained what happened to Michael before she and Kai left.

Brook told Tracy that Dante had been at Charlie’s reopening while she and Lucy were discussing things at the house. Tracy saw the wine glasses and asked if they’d been celebrating something, like maybe Brook and Chase fostering Phoebe, and Brook said, maybe. After Lucy left, Dante called, but by the time she got there, Gio had finished playing.

Valentin said, if he’d been lying, he would have told Carly that he was fine with her still being with Jack. He didn’t like her stringing Jack along and posing as his lover. He knew he’d pushed her to do it for the good of their plan, but things had escalated between them. He wanted her to break it off. He didn’t offer honesty easily, but she made him want to. She asked what else he wanted to be honest about, when the doorbell rang. He asked if she was expecting someone, but she said, of course (🍷) not.

Michael told Jacinda about the car accident and said he was going to the hospital, but she should stay and celebrate. He and Curtis had been friends a long time and he hoped Curtis was okay. He left, and Jacinda said Michael put up a tough front, but was a softie underneath. Kristina said that’s what made him a great guy.

Gio felt bad about Trina, but Emma said, at least her dad was okay. Gio said that was more important than any of this, and Emma said he had a big night in his own way. It was a big deal that his family was there. He said, since he’d broken his violin at the Nurses Ball, it was the first time he’d played in front of both of his parents, and she asked how he felt.

Brook showed Tracy the video of Gio, and Tracy said her parents would have loved seeing him. Brook sent the video to Tracy, Ned, and Olivia, and apologized for not inviting Tracy. Tracy said music was a significant part of Gio’s life and a loaded subject, and Brook said she got lucky and saw a second impromptu performance. It was spectacular.

Dr. Parker said Jordan’s vitals were holding steady, but the internal bleeding was severe and concentrated around the kidney. She needed emergency surgery. He asked Elizabeth to prep the OR.

Trina arrived at the hospital and asked how Curtis was. He said he was fine, but he was worried about Jordan. She’d been hurt bad and he’d gotten no updates. Chase joined them and asked how Curtis was feeling. Curtis said he was okay, and Chase said he needed help with the accident report. It was best when it was fresh in his mind. Curtis said, fine, and Chase said, walk him through what happened tonight.

Portia and Isaiah kissed, and he said when the baby came, these nights would be a distant memory. Portia’s phone rang and she said it was Trina. She asked if everything was okay, and Trina said she was fine, but her dad and Jordan were in a car accident. She was at GH and her dad was fine, but Jordan was hurt and it sounded bad.  

Carly opened the door to Jack, who said he needed to talk to her. She said unless he had information on Jason, they had nothing to discuss, and he said, as a matter of fact, he did. Valentin hid on the patio, and Carly asked what Jack found out. Jack said Jason was in a WSB black site in Jakarta where the security was like Steinmauer, and she said she wanted to see him, but Jack said that wasn’t possible. She asked about calling, but he said that wasn’t possible either. He’d keep working at generating contact despite the risk. Jason’s information was on lockdown and he had to hack into a WSB server. If he wasn’t careful, he’d end up in a cell next to Jason. (Speaking of, where’s Spinelli in all this?) Carly said it was his choice. She hadn’t asked him to do it. He said he did it for her, while Valentin listened in.

Portia told Isaiah about the accident and said Curtis was fine, but Jordan was hurt badly.

Chase said, so Curtis was on Route 91, going to dinner, and Curtis said they were going to Luisa’s. Curtis said, Jordan was driving and took her eyes off the road for a second. The oncoming headlights and horn probably startled her and she lost control. He woke up in the wreckage. Chase asked if he had any idea how long he was unconscious, but Curtis said, no. Jordan was slumped over the steering wheel when he came to, and he checked her pulse. He got himself out, but his cell wasn’t working – it was smashed – and the door was jammed. Chase asked how he got it open, and Curtis flashed back to seeing Valentin, but told Chase that he got a crowbar out of the trunk and managed to pry it open.  Michael came into the hospital and told Trina that he’d come from Charlie’s.

Jack said he and Carly both knew he’d done things he couldn’t justify defending. She knew the deal, that there were parts of his life he couldn’t share. She’d said she was okay with it. Carly said she wanted to be, but his WSB world crashed in on her family. Jason was gone and what the hell happened to Vaughn? Josslyn hadn’t even gotten a hello. Jack wondered why, when it came to Jason and Sonny, she could accept their dark truths and look the other way and make peace with it. How come he didn’t get that? He never felt this way before. When Valentin poisoned her, it was the worst night of his life. Valentin continued to listen, and Jack said he couldn’t lose her then and he couldn’t lose her now. He loved her and wanted a future with her, but that could only happen if she felt the same way. If she didn’t, say so, and he’d walk away. What did she want?

Tracy said, Jacinda sang and Gio accompanied her? It was lucky Olivia wasn’t there. She would have gone into cardiac arrest. Brook said she loved Olivia, but was glad noting happened to ruin tonight. It was amazing to see Gio play. He was totally in his element. She couldn’t believe how far they’d come. After the Nurses Ball, she didn’t think he’d speak to her again. They’d had a few moments, but tonight felt different. They’d reached a turning point. She felt like she was getting everything she’d ever wanted.

Gio told Emma that both of his parents were at the Nurses Ball when he’d performed. He was so angry, he smashed his violin. He wanted to hurt them and make them feel pain like they’d caused him. Emma said they’d been just as in the dark as he was, and he said they were the last people he thought he’d play for again. She said Jacinda didn’t give him time to rethink it, and he said he saw Dante, Brook, and her… She took his hand, and he said seeing the expressions on their faces reminded him of how his mom used to look at him. He didn’t realize how much he’d missed it. He would have never gotten to that place without her. She never told him how to feel. She just listened and let him know he wasn’t alone. It was the greatest feeling in the world. He asked if she was ready to go, and they kissed.

Carly said Jack was supposed to be different. Someone she could trust and love again. He said he was, and she said she’d given him parts of herself that she hadn’t given in a long time, but he ruined it. The WSB hurt someone she loved and she couldn’t move past that, but she also couldn’t forget he’d risked his career and freedom to help Jason. She needed him. The truth was, there were things only he could give her. Valentin was still listening and half-peeking in, and Jack said, anything. It was hers. He was hers. She kissed him and they went upstairs.

Tracy said Gio was lucky to have Brook as a mother. She’d fought to have a relationship with him. The Quartermaine history was fraught with estrangements, but they always found a way back to each other. She and Brook hugged.

Portia said she knew Isaiah and Jordan used to be close. If he wanted to talk… Isaiah asked if Trina said how bad Jordan’s injuries were, but she said Trina didn’t know more than the basic information. He said he had to go to the hospital.  

Curtis asked how Jordan was, and Lucas said she was stable, but there was internal bleeding. Her one kidney was taking precedence in all procedures. Dr. Parker was going to operate now. Jordan was wheeled out, and Curtis asked if he could talk to her. Lucas said, make it quick, and Curtis said she was going to be okay. She had this. She was the same strong woman he’d met in Baltimore. She was one of the strongest people he knew. She was a fighter and he needed her to fight for him, for them. Lucas said, sorry. They had to go. Curtis said he loved Jordan and would be there when she woke up, and Jordan was wheeled away.

Trina asked if Elizabeth would do her a favor. Her dad needed to be examined by a doctor to make sure he was fine. Elizabeth said, of course (🍷). She’d go get someone. Trina told Curtis that Jordan would be in surgery for a while and there was nothing to do but wait. Elizabeth was getting a doctor to examine him. It would make her feel better. Curtis said, sure, and Chase said, one more thing. Did he remember any details of the other car or driver? Curtis said, it happened so fast. All he remembered was the horn and the headlights. What he could say was, whoever the driver was, they just kept going and left them for dead.

Portia said she wouldn’t go to the hospital unless Trina needed her, but if Isaiah wanted to be there for Jordan, he should go. He said, no. He’d just pray for her. It wasn’t his place and Curtis would get upset anyway. She said it was probably a good call. Car accidents were scary because they were unpredictable. Every time you got in a car, you took a risk of losing your life. He’d been out there too, and it could just as easily have been him.

Tracy said she was happy that Brook and Gio had a breakthrough. Even if Brook had called, she didn’t think she would have made it on time to hear Gio perform. There was a terrible accident on Route 91 and she was held up for 30 minutes.

Kristina told Jacinda that after breaking up with Allie, the fall, and losing her daughter, she was in a dark place for a while. It felt like the new version of Charlie’s was her next chapter. Jacinda said Kristina was amazing. She was glad she could celebrate with her. She’d been a good friend. Kristina never judged her or used her past against her. Kristina said it wasn’t her style, and Jacinda said her neither. Still, she admired Kristina. She could have given up and stayed stuck in darkness, but she refocused her pain and energy, and turned it into this. To get up after life knocked you down wasn’t easy, but you had to get back up. You never knew what you’d find next. Right when she’d thought she could handle things, something came around she never expected. Michael came in, and Kristina asked how Curtis was. He said Curtis was hanging in there. He felt like it should just be family, but Curtis knew he could call him. Jacinda said he came back to her, and he said, of course (🍷).

Emma and Gio exchanged I love yous and got busy.

Jack and Carly went to the bedroom while Valentin wandered around, then got a drink. Jack and Carly got busy, and Valentin listened for a moment at the stairs. He went back outside, put his hood up, and left.

As they got busy, Carly imagined Jack was Valentin.   

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Carly says, given Jack’s track record and schedule, she’s impressed by his optimism, and he says he’s impressed by her every single day. He thanks her for giving him a second chance.

Cody carries Molly to the couch, and she asks if he’s really going to be carrying her everywhere. He says she’s supposed to be resting. Plus, it gives his arms a nice little pump. She says, hey, nothing said under the influence of anesthesia is admissible. Plus, she can walk. Even he has to admit this is a little unnecessary. He puts her on the couch and says, true, but isn’t it more fun? She says, actually, it is, and he gets on the couch with her.

Ric tells Sonny that he’ll get the paperwork to the harbormaster in Rochester, and Sonny thanks him. Sonny says, one more thing. He’s been thinking about Danny. Ric says, and how he wants to work outside the system, like some people they know? Well, Danny is Jason’s son, so he supposes it was only a matter of time, but he thinks Sonny handled it well. Sonny isn’t so sure, but Ric says, he made it clear that Jason wouldn’t want that for Danny. Even if he did, Danny’s too young. He’s just a kid. Sonny says, but he’s not. He’s growing up, and given who his parents are, he’s not going to not do this because Sonny doesn’t want him to do it. Ric says, yeah, he did inherit Sam’s determination, and Sonny says, and Jason. That’s why Alexis needs to know that Danny came to him, so she can keep a close eye on him. Ric says he agrees 100%, and Sonny says, good. Go tell her.

In the living room, Willow wipes Drew’s arm and tells him, the site’s a little irritated. No big deal. This happens with G tubes. She’ll get Travis to clean it more often and of course (🍷) she’ll keep an eye on it herself, even though she’s incredibly busy with her congressional duties. Everyone in the caucus has been so welcoming. They seem relieved that she’s making the job her own and trying to make things better for her constituents, instead of using her office to try and carry out personal grudges like he did. It’s a wonderful feeling helping people and she’s doing it on both a small and big scale. She already helped get education reforms passed, and wrote the language for the bill that’ll put a cap on prescription prices, and used her position to help Brook and Chase become foster parents. She walked on air for an entire day. There’s an urgent knock at the door, and she says she’ll be right back. She opens the door to Nina and asks if everything is okay. Nina says they have a situation and she doesn’t know what to do, and Willow says, okay, okay. Just take a breath. Tell her what’s going on. Nina asks if Drew has to be here. She really needs to talk to Willow alone.

At the hospital on the phone, Curtis says, of course (🍷). Of course (🍷) he’ll keep them posted. Okay. All right, Trina. Be careful, okay?… All right. Laura comes out of the elevator, and Curtis says he loves Trina too. Laura goes over to him and says she heard about the accident. Please tell her, how’s Jordan? He says, she was in surgery for hours, but she pulled through, and Laura says, thank God. He says, Dr. Jones says it was touch and go for a while, but they were able to save her one kidney, and Laura asks if she’s still in recovery. He says, yeah. He should be able to see her when they move her to ICU. She says, they both know how strong she is, right? and he says, yeah, but she was trapped in that car for almost an hour. Her condition is critical. Dr. Jones says that’s all they can tell him until she regains consciousness. Who knows when that will be? He just got Jordan back. He can’t lose her. Laura says she knows that Jordan is fighting with everything she has to stay with him and she’s not about to give up now.

Willow says they’re alone. She gave Travis the afternoon off and it’s not like Drew can repeat anything he hears. Nina says she doesn’t care. It’s not like he’s the Mona Lisa. It’s creepy the way his eyes follow her around. She tells Drew that she knows he’s in there listening to everything. She can’t even imagine what it’s like being stuck in there, the hell he’s going through, but after everything he’s done to Willow, to her, to so many people… You know, karma’s a bitch. The part she hates the most is that she feels sorry for him and her pity must make him hate her even more. Willow says, okay. Nina’s clearly upset. Just tell her what’s bothering her. Nina says, okay, but he can’t stay, and Willow says, okay. She’ll put him in the bedroom, but Nina is being ridiculous. There’s nothing Drew can do to them now.

Cody asks if Molly is okay, and she says, yeah. She took an aspirin, so she’ll be okay. The doctor said she’d be sore for a week or two. He says, okay, but how is she feeling right this second? She says, not bad. It’s nothing compared to her flare-ups. He gives her a heating pad and says he hates that she’s in pain for so long. She says, it’s her own fault. She buried herself in work and ignored everything else. He says, including her health, and she says, except when her health interfered with work. Fear not. Those days are over and he’s a big part of the reason why. He says he is? and kisses her.

Ric says, so Sonny wants him to tell Alexis that her grandson is going to possibly join the mob. She’s going to hit the roof. Sonny says he and Alexis are doing good right now. He doesn’t want to rock the boat. Ric says, oh. So Sonny wants to throw him into those shark infested waters, right? Sonny says, and make sure she understands that he talked to his people, and if Danny approaches them, they’re not going to cooperate. Ric asks how he feels about hazard pay. This is Alexis they’re talking about. Sonny says, hazard pay in this case is fair, and Ric says, before he goes, there’s one more thing they need to talk about – the Sidwell situation. The man is still very much a threat. Sonny says, yeah. He was still angry when they left the church, but he thinks Sidwell heard him. Ric says, what Sonny said to him after Marco’s funeral may have had an impact, but they still need to be prepared if he decides to retaliate.

Curtis tells Laura that when he came to after the crash and he looked over and saw Jordan bleeding and broken – Laura says, oh my God – he knew he had to get her out of there. Laura says, yes, of course (🍷), and he says, her car was leaking gasoline. He knew he had to move quickly. He couldn’t risk taking her out the passenger side. It was too dangerous and he knew he’d wasted too much time trying to pry that driver’s side door open. And he probably wasn’t as careful getting her out as he could have been. What if he made things worse? What if Jordan is paralyzed because of the way he moved her? Laura asks if there wasn’t an explosion, and he says, yeah. The car blew up and almost killed them. Laura says, my God, and he says he knows. She says, honestly, she thinks it’s amazing that he managed to get her out of that wreck at all and he did it by himself. He flashes back to Valentin calling 911, and telling him that they don’t have time for that. They have to get her out now. Be careful not to make things worse. He tells Laura, yeah. It was a miracle. He can’t do all this waiting. He held it together for the cops. he held it together for Trina. He held it together for TJ (who?) over the phone. He doesn’t know how he’s keeping it together for himself. That’s why he told his family to go home. She says she’s not worried about him losing it with her, but if he would prefer privacy, she gets that. She’s parked right out front. If he wants, he can sit in her car. He can yell, he can scream, he can beat the hell out of that steering wheel. She hands him the keys and says, it’s all for him if he wants. He says he guesses the only thing he can do now is prepare for the worst. He thanks her and says he’s extremely grateful for her company, and she says she’s grateful she was able to be here with him. She hugs him and sees Sidwell on the other side of the reception desk.

Carly says she’s grateful Jack came by last night, and hugs him. He says him too. The way they left things, he wanted her to know he located Jason right away. She says, it’s definitely a relief knowing where he is and that he’s alive, and he says he meant what he said. Anything for her. She says she knows he put himself on the line getting that information for her, and he says now he has to go to the WSB and prove how invaluable he is by locating Valentin Cassadine. She wonders if she can ask why that’s still so important. Didn’t he escape months ago? He says, she can ask and that’s actually one he can answer. Aside from the fact Valentin escaped on his watch, they want him for the same reason they always have, the same reason he had Valentin transferred from Steinmauer. He has intel on Faison and Sidwell. He may even give them an idea as to why Sidwell joined forces with Faison in the first place. So wish him luck. She says, luck, and Jack leaves. She turns around to see Valentin, and says, oh my God. What is wrong with him? He says he sees how it is, and she says, he sees how what is? He says, tell him something. How long before she turns on him?

Cody sees a wrapped package on the porch and brings it in. He asks, who’s giving his girlfriend presents? and Molly reaches for the package. She says, here. It’s from her publisher. He gives it to her and she rips the paper off. She says, her galley, and shows him Laredo Sunrise * Molly Lansing-Davis. He asks if they forgot to print the cover, but she says, gallies don’t have the final cover. This is just a copy for her to make any last minute changes or corrections before it goes to print. Usually they send it digitally, but she requested a hard copy. This way it… He says, feels more real, and she says, yeah. Look. Molly Lansing-Davis. There’s her name right there in print. He says he’s so proud of her. She’s not going to change anything, is she? She says, actually, there is one thing she needs to be sure about, and he says, what’s that? She says, him. If there is anything in this book that makes him uncomfortable, she can and happily will rewrite it. He says, but she worked so hard on it. Kristina loved it. Her agent loved it. She says, that’s great, but she wants to know what he thinks. Doesn’t he get it? He is so much more important than some book.

Laura tells Curtis that she’ll be right back and goes over to Sidwell. She asks why he’s here, and he says he’d like to speak to Mr. Ashford, but she says, please, no. Not right now. Please walk with her just for a moment. He says, look. Jordan was not just his COO. He considered her a friend, so naturally, he’s very worried about her. She says, that’s very nice of him. She’ll pass his concerns on to Curtis. He says, also, he has questions about this car crash, and she says, Curtis has been awake all night, not knowing whether Jordan would live or die. They still don’t know, by the way. He hasn’t been able to see her. It’s just not the right time to question him, okay? Just have some compassion. He says, the same compassion that led her to call a press conference distancing herself from Jason Morgan, but not mentioning his murdered son? and she says, it was compassion that led her to attend Marco’s funeral, despite what he’s done to her, to her city, and to her son. He says, allegedly did. She can let all of that go. She says she allegedly has. Marco was his son. She recognized his profound loss. He says she does have great generosity of spirit. It knows no bounds. She says, these kinds of tragedies, they force them to see the humanity in each other, don’t they? She’s seen his. She’s asking him to do the same for Curtis right now. Turner comes out of the elevator, and he says, very well. He’ll get his answers somewhere else.

Willow tells Nina, okay. Drew’s in the bedroom and out of earshot. What’s the problem? Nina says, Jack Brennan is the problem. If Charlotte knows where her father is, Charlotte’s not telling her. No matter how hard or how often she tries to get her to say something. Willow asks if Jack is going to release the traffic cam footage, and Nina says, well, he hasn’t pulled the trigger yet, but he said he has another way to find Valentin. And if this other way comes through for him before she does, he’ll release the footage out of pure spite. Willow says, he can’t do that. If people find out that she was on the street close to the time Drew was shot… Nina says, it will look like she shot Drew and got away with it. Thankfully, she’s protected by double jeopardy. They can’t charge her again. Willow says, but it’s still enough to destroy any sort of career in politics that she might have. And Michael will convince the court to grant him full custody. She can’t lose her kids. Nina says she doesn’t want that either, and Willow asks if she’s sure there’s nothing Charlotte can tell her that would get Brennan to back down. Nina says, after Valentin escaped, she thinks he may have contacted Charlotte, but she’s really not saying anything, and Willow says, then she has to try harder. Nina says she’s sorry, but she doesn’t think she can.

Carly tells Valentin, this is ridiculous. She’s not going to turn on him. He says he thinks she’s going soft on Jack. He thinks she’s trying to convince herself that he’s a good man so she can justify falling for him in the first place. She says she knows Jack’s not a good man, and he says, she’s going to double cross him. He could see the guilt in her eyes last night. She says, not everything is about him, but he’s right about one thing. She does feel something, but it’s not guilt. It’s not, but man, it’s close. He says, why? and she says, because Jack loves her and she’s just using him.

Sonny says he’s more convinced that Sidwell will realize he’s not the one he should go after, and Ric asks what makes Sonny think Sidwell is suddenly going to come to his senses? Sonny says, because at the time, he wasn’t a businessman. He was a grieving father who lost a child and that cuts deep. Yeah, Sidwell still sees him as a rival businessman and wants him gone, but after the first wave of grief is over, Sidwell will know that he has no connection to Marco’s murder. Ric says, Sidwell doesn’t strike him as the kind of person who cares about the burden of proof, and Sonny shoves Ric’s briefcase in his hands and says, once Sidwell can’t stop denying that he didn’t kill Marco, he’s going to go after the person who did. Ric says, Sonny made it very clear that targeting him is only going to focus on somebody who’s not the real murderer. Hopefully, it’s enough for Sidwell to focus on his other enemies.

Sidwell asks if he can please have a minute of Turner’s time, but she says she’s sorry. She actually doesn’t have any time right now. Excuse her. As Sidwell watches, she goes over to Curtis and asks how he’s doing, and Curtis says, if she’s here to question him, he already spoke to the police. She says, actually, she’s here because she and Jordan have been taking yoga together and she’d like to think they’re becoming friends, and he says, right. She said as much. He’s sorry if he was rude. She says, no. It’s been a long night. How is she doing? He says, she made it through a long and difficult surgery and now she’s in recovery before they move her to ICU. So he should be able to see her soon. She says, that’s good news, all things considered. And once he can see her, his presence will do her a world of good. He says, let’s hope so, and she says she wanted to tell him, the other day after yoga, she and Jordan were talking about priorities. She made it very clear that he was hers. He thanks her for sharing that with him, and she puts her hand on his knee. Laura comes back and asks if she can have a word with Turner, and Turner says, of course (🍷). They step away, and Laura says, a favor? Mr. Sidwell has questions about Jordan’s accident. She’s trying to keep him away from Curtis at the moment, so she’d hate to escalate the situation by calling in security… Turner tells her, say no more. She’ll handle Mr. Sidwell.

Willow says, Nina has to try. Her entire future is at stake. Nina says, so is Charlotte’s. If Charlotte confides in her and her father is caught and sent to prison, she’s a smart girl and is going to know Nina betrayed her. Willow says, Nina is worried Charlotte won’t forgive her? but Nina says, no. She’s worried Charlotte is going to lose her father and blame herself because she trusted her. And that will devastate her. Willow says she understands and feels for Charlotte, but as much as Charlotte needs her father, Wiley and Amelia need her. And if Nina doesn’t give Brennan what he wants, her kids – Nina’s grandchildren – will grow up without their mother. Nina says she knows and she’s been stalling Brennan to try to come up with a plan to protect Willow and Charlotte, but she’s now running out of time. Willow says, Brennan is using Nina’s love for her as leverage, right? Nina says, yeah, and Willow says, so they need to do the same thing with him. Nina says, and they both know there’s only one person Brennan loves.

Valentin says, it’s good Carly has been using Jack. Jack has been using everyone he has ever met his entire life. Carly says, okay. Does he doubt that Jack put his career on the line to find Jason for her? He says, no. That was a risk. She says, it’s big of him to admit that, and he says, so Jack’s a hero now? Everything is forgiven? She says, no, but she knows him and she can see that he hates lying to her, and Valentin says, Carly… She says, it’s the truth. He loves her and he wants to let her in. And he knows recruiting Josslyn was wrong and she can see every time she’s with him that he regrets it. Valentin says, who cares if he regrets it? He still hasn’t told her the truth, has he? And what happens if he does? What happens if one day he confesses that he has recruited Josslyn to the WSB? What happens then? She feels sympathy for him then? She forgives him?

Molly says she hates that Cody was hurt by the way she wrote Casey. Looking back, she realizes that she was just scared to admit how much she liked him. That’s why she was so hard on him. He flips through the book and says, yeah. She definitely didn’t like him in the beginning. She says, well, he got them stuck on a roof, and he says, she’s still going to blame him for that? She says, it doesn’t matter if she blames him or not. It was his fault. He says he can see that, and she says, but then, her car broke down and he came to her rescue, carrying her to safety on horseback. He says, given her love of horses, it was all he could do to keep her from yanking the reins, and she says, that’s when she realized, she couldn’t stop thinking about him. He wonders what took her so long, and she says, as much as she’s insisted that Casey wasn’t him, he’s the reason this book exists.

Turner tells Sidwell that she’s so sorry about before. She has some time now. What can she do for him? He says he appreciates that. He just wanted to ask if the PCPD is investigating Jordan’s car crash as an attempted murder. She says, although Jordan swerved to avoid another vehicle, they’re treating it as a single car accident, and he says, accident? How can she be so naïve? She says, about? and he says, Jordan is a trusted executive at SRE, his company. First, his son is murdered. Now, Jordan is critically injured. She says she’s not seeing the connection, and he says he’s the connection. It is possible that whoever targeted Jordan also murdered his son. That person is Sonny Corinthos.

Curtis thanks Laura for getting Turner to run interference with Sidwell. He has one good nerve left, and if Sidwell steps on it, he’s going to take that man’s head off. She says, don’t do that. He’d never find a room large enough to store it. He laughs and says, all right. He guesses it would cause problems with Jordan. Speaking of, he’s aware Jordan has her own reasons for working so closely with Sidwell. She says she sees, and looks over at Sidwell and Turner. She says, so you know, and he says he knows that the both of them are trying to get evidence against him from the inside so they can bury him. She asks how long he’s known, and he says, shortly after Jordan took the job, but they weren’t in a place where she felt like she could confide in him. But they are now, thank God. Laura says, yeah. She is a very private person and she’s actually quite good at hiding her feelings. Although, she always got the feeling Jordan never got over him. So she’s really happy for the both of them. It’s not that many times you get a second chance with somebody you love. He says, let’s just hope that second chance doesn’t get cut short, and she says she’s really sorry, but she needs to ask him this. Is it possible that the car wreck was not an accident? That Jordan was perhaps targeted because of her connection to Sidwell. He looks over at Sidwell talking to Turner.

Jack sits down with Nina at the bistro and says he was very pleased to get her text. He assumes this means she got something out of Charlotte Cassadine. She says, no, she didn’t. And if Charlotte ever does confide in her, he will never know, because she refuses to betray that girl’s trust.

Carly tells Valentin, it was one thing to recruit Josslyn. He turned her into a killer. Her little girl. She will never forgive him for that. Valentin says, it sure looked like she forgave him last night. He watched her. He watched them going upstairs together. She says she knows, and he says, the look she gave him. She says, it was an act. Every minute she was with the man was a lie. He says, it didn’t look like an act to him, and she says, what does he want her to do? Does he want her to glare and hiss? Call her crazy, but he might catch on. He says, she doesn’t have to enjoy it so much, and she asks if he’s jealous. He says, yes. Of course (🍷) he is.

At the door, Sonny says, if Sidwell kills him, he’s not going to have Laura’s cooperation, and Ric says, because… Sonny says, nothing’s going to stop her from going to the PCPD, the WSB, and the Feds, and pointing them in Sidwell’s direction, and Ric says, something he doesn’t want. Sonny says, might as well just leave things the way they are. He has the mayor under his thumb, which is what he likes. Ric says, yeah. It’s definitely in his best interest to maintain the status quo. Sonny tells him, that said, he’s got his people on alert. All his family is going to be protected. That includes Ric. Ric says, that’s not necessary. If there’s one family member he can afford to lose… Sonny laughs and says he doesn’t want to lose Ric, and Ric says, because he’s such a good lawyer, but Sonny says, because Ric is his brother.

Turner says she understands Sidwell has suffered a terrible loss, but there’s absolutely no evidence that Marco’s murder and Jordan’s accident are related or that Sonny Corinthos was involved in any of it. Sidwell tells her, let’s just say that Sonny is trying to take everything away from him. He relies on Jordan. Her loss is a huge blow to his business operation and Sonny would know that. Turner says she’s sure Sonny also knows that he would find someone to take over her position, and he says, yes, but not someone who was a former Police Commissioner who still had connections at the PCPD. She says, why would that matter? and he says, because he asked Jordan to look into the investigation into his son’s death. Turner says, did she? and he says, she was told that the evidence was still being gathered. Turner says, that is true, and he says, but any one of Sonny’s moles at the PCPD would have told him that Jordan, a highly trained former agent, was looking into the investigation. Couldn’t this crash be Sonny’s attempt to stop her?

Curtis tells Laura, well, the crash was just a horrible accident. Just another reminder of how life can turn on a dime. He and Jordan were so happy and they were looking forward to a romantic night out. She leaned over to kiss him. She took her eyes off the road for one second and suddenly they were in the path of an oncoming car. She swerved to try and avoid it, and she lost control. Laura says she’s sorry. She didn’t… He says, no, it’s fine. A little over 12 hours ago, they were on top of the world. Now he doesn’t know if he’ll ever see Jordan again.

Jack says, Nina is choosing Charlotte over her own daughter. He must admit, he didn’t see that coming. Nina says she can’t choose between Charlotte and Willow, and it’s heartless of him to even ask her to, but he says they wouldn’t even be here if she hadn’t come to him, begging for him to help Willow. He did. Now it’s time for her to repay the favor. She says, Willow has been through enough. How dare he play with her life like this? He says, she can still protect Willow, if she finds out from Charlotte the whereabouts of Valentin before his other source comes through, and she says, because if that happens, he’ll still destroy Willow’s future. He says he needs to find Valentin yesterday. Consider it an incentive. She says, then she has an incentive for him to destroy that traffic cam footage once and for all.

As she prepares his shot, Willow tells Drew that she will not let Michael take her kids away from her. Besides, Valentin is a dangerous fugitive. He belongs in prison. She has to make Nina see that helping Brennan capture Valentin is the only thing to do.

Valentin asks how Carly can be surprised that he hates seeing her with Jack. She’s the reason he escaped. She sheltered him. For months they’ve been working together to bring down Brennan and Sidwell. She says, sounds like he’d feel that way about anyone who helped him, and he says, okay, but only she had the audacity to sneak into Steinmauer posing as his attorney. Only she had the guts to bring his daughter to him on Christmas Eve. Only she is powerful enough to stand up to Jack Brennan. He has feelings for her. He knows her so well. She says, he knows her so well, yet he thinks she would betray him. He doesn’t know her at all.

Molly says, Cody was on her mind constantly. That’s why she started writing this story and this character, to get him off of it. He asks how that’s working for her, and she says, like a charm. So yes, Casey was the embodiment of everything about him that got on her nerves. He says, and she only wrote one book? and she says, but when she started to consider why Casey was the way he was, and though it started off as research, she began to see who Cody really was. He says, and she still stuck around, and she says, because he is so much more than she thought. Which was why she was so embarrassed when she saw him reading it. He says, if he had just kept reading though… She says, he would have gotten the full picture, and he says, of what she thought of him? She says, of what she fantasized for them. She gave her characters the happy ending she never thought they would have. He says, so she fantasizes about him? and she says, well, not anymore. Why would she when the real thing is so much better? He says, that’s too bad, because he still fantasizes about her all the time, and they kiss.

Turner tells Sidwell, there is no evidence Jordan’s car came into contact with another vehicle. Curtis was clear about that in his statement, and the physical evidence corroborates his account. Jordan simply lost control of the car. Sidwell says, could the car have been tampered with? and she says, forensics is giving the vehicle a thorough going over. If the car was tampered with, they will know about it. He says, what about Marco? and she says, the investigation is ongoing. Once they know more, she will… He says, what he’s asking is why hasn’t she brought Sonny Corinthos in for questioning, and she says, the PCPD is looking into all possibilities, including Mr. Corinthos. That said, they both know he has other enemies. Perhaps Marco did as well. He says, Marco had no enemies. Whoever killed his son did it to hurt him. And he believes… She says, if the PCPD acts too quickly, the wrong person could be charged, and Marco’s killer will get away with it. And no one wants that.

Curtis tells Laura, the only person bearing responsibility for Jordan’s condition is the other driver. If they’d just stopped and checked on them. They lost so much time, time that could have helped. Laura says she understands, and he says, and there’s never that much traffic on that stretch of 91. It took the ambulance an hour to get there. That’s a long time for Jordan to go without medical attention. He felt helpless. All he could do was just sit there and beg for her to hold on. And he wonders if all that wasted time could end up costing Jordan her life.

Sidwell leaves the hospital, and Jordan makes a call. She says she needs to see them, face to face.

Jack says he could be mistaken, but that sounded suspiciously like a threat, and she should think long and hard before she threatens him, but Nina says, no threat. It’s more like a prediction. She predicts if that footage of Willow surfaces, that Carly will find out he was the one holding onto it. Evidence that could have saved her beloved son and everyone who loves him weeks of heartache and fear. He says, Michael wasn’t even arrested. He’s fine. She says, yeah, but the public consensus is that he shot Drew and framed Willow. Michael’s reputation has been damaged, and Carly will never forgive him for harming one of her children. When she finds out he crossed that line – and he knows this – he’ll lose her forever.

Willow tells Drew that she’s done too much. She’s done things she never thought she’d do. She’s gone too far to lose her children again. But what other choice did she have? What other choice does she have now? She has to make sure that Nina gets over her guilt and chooses her over Charlotte. The same way she chooses her children over anything else, over anyone else. She feels terrible for her mom. She’s in an awful position. But maybe she can make it easier for her.

Valentin tells Carly, this is crazy. His freedom is in jeopardy. His daughter’s life is in danger. What does he care who she sleeps with? She says, he shouldn’t. They have to stick to the plan. She is. He says, their sleeping together was a mistake, and she tells him, that’s what she said. He says, they shouldn’t let sentimentality interfere with the goal. It’s too important. She says she agrees. They shouldn’t let some kind of Stockholm sex thing between them screw everything up. He says, fine, and she says, fine. He says, everything between them is strictly business. Everything else, done. She says, great, and he heads upstairs. She says, and stay in the attic, and flashes back to them getting busy.

On Monday, Nina asks why Willow would do anything for the Quartermaines; Ned is very excited about a baby in the house again; Lucas asks Isaiah what the hell the two of them were doing that required lifesaving measures; and Turner tells Sonny that he’s in way more danger than he thinks.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

My guess at this point is Brook, but that’s subject to change. I definitely don’t think it’s Charlotte and Danny. Too obvious.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/who-caused-jordans-car-crash-on-general-hospital-top-suspects-emerge/

He’s probably glad for the chance to actually act.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-asher-antonyzyn-on-dannys-mob-temptation/

She was the first.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-original-carly-sarah-brown-celebrates-30-years-since-her-debut-a-true-honor/

Not exactly a stretch, but it sounds like a good time.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/vincent-irizarry-joins-david-duchovny-in-new-comedy-about-an-aging-soap-star/

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-star-laura-wright-confirms-cameo-in-david-duchovny-soap-satire/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

Despite some complaints, the charter tip was $22K, or $1692 each. Ellie had her eyes on João, even though he was more into Daisy, and in Daisy’s interview, she said Ellie was a little bit of a shark. It was the crew’s night out and Alesia couldn’t pick a lane with a boatmantic partner, prompting Ellie and Jenna to tell her the next day that she wasn’t a girl’s girl. Agreed. New primary Tyler told us in his interview that his partner was an incredibly successful businessman who was very private, and also signing the check for his trip. I smell sugar daddy. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. He was bringing a glam squad to surprise his guests with a drag night (always fun), and was also a foodie. The first night, there was a lost at sea picnic at the beach and in her interview, Daisy said she loved the theme, but not so much the beach. I get it. I hate eating outside, especially at the beach. Bugs, sand, possibly sweating? No thank you. Annoyed at being called out, Alesia told Daisy that João liked her, not Ellie. While the Deck franchise can often be too boatmance heavy for my taste, I’m definitely interested in that mess.

Summer House

It was the anniversary of Carl’s brother’s death, and he was disappointed that he hadn’t even gotten a text from Kyle. Kyle had been busy with laundry and planning for couples therapy. Ciara met with her mom and discussed her purchase of her grandfather’s house. She wanted to build generational wealth, along with having some pigs, cows, and horses. It was one of the most grown-up conversations I’ve ever heard on this show.

Southern Hospitality

I can barely pay attention to this show. There was a kissing game, and I thought, what are we, twelve? There was also lots of crying. From everyone. Including me because this show is so predictable and boring.

The Valley

It was Sosa’s birthday and although Lala had a party that probably cost a few bucks, at least it wasn’t like Taylor’s (RHOBH) circus party for Kennedy. In Lacy’s interview, she said she got divorced and landed on Jesse Lally. I have no words. Wait. I do. She couldn’t find a better landing pad? She didn’t seem to want any kind of commitment, but she was freezing her eggs. Michelle gravitated toward Schwartz, who said that his dad was deteriorating. She suggested he talk to his dad as much as he could, which was actually good advice.

Real Housewives Of Rhode Island

Now on Sundays, so coming next week.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Dorit becomes more unbearable each week. She’s like a spoiled child who is going to be in for a rude awakening when PK finally pulls the plug on his checkbook. In Sutton’s interview, she said Dorit had been ignoring her and it was Mean Girl 101. That’s another thing. Dorit does have a nasty streak, then when things aren’t going her way, she runs. She was having a book cover launch – not a launch for the book itself, which wasn’t written yet, but for the cover photo. Seriously. How conceited do you have to be? Who does that? Apparently, Kyle, Erika, and Sutton were over her antics as they all decided not to go – separately, not collectively. On the sweet side, Keely surprised Boz by showing up when she thought he was out of town, and proposed. Fun fact: Weirdo seems to be Dorit’s new word. Maybe she’s spending too much time with the kids.

Ladies of London: The New Reign

So far, so good on my enjoyment of this show. In Mark’s interview, he discussed his favorite topic – himself. We found out his home had once been owned by Oscar Wilde, one of his idols, which was no surprise. He also said he wasn’t interested in pop culture, which was kind of amusing since he’s part of it now. Kimi visited Mark’s museum of a home and said she’s never been there in the daylight and sober. I can’t imagine stumbling around that place drunk. You’d end up knocking over a lamp or sculpture or something. There was a polo match for Myka’s birthday, where Martha was in her element on a horse, and again I was astounded at how Happy Birthday is always sung so badly, no matter who’s singing it. Okay, with the exception of Marilyn Monroe singing to JFK.

Random Reality Items

Premiering May 19th.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/in-the-city-season-1-trailer-premiere-date-cast-details-spoilers

I still haven’t gotten back to this after the first season, but I don’t hate a binge watch.

I would love this.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. Netflix. A murderous satanic cult is convinced that Dr. Ian Kelson (Ralph Fiennes) is Old Nick – i.e. the Satan. This is due in part because of his friendship, for lack of a better word, with an Alpha zombie the doctor has named Samson, who is addicted to the morphine darts Dr. Kelson injects him with to help with his pain. When he’s not hanging with his zombified friend, the doctor is looking for a cure while listening to Duran Duran on an old turntable. In a night to remember, the good doctor invites the Jimmies to watch him lip syncs to Iron Maiden’s The Number of the Beast while dancing through pyrotechnics in the temple he’s manufactured to honor the dead. While this film is gruesome AF and not for the squeamish, it’s visually stunning and the acting is impeccable.  

https://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/review-28-years-later-the-bone-temple-is-the-best-film-in-the-franchise.php

Extinction. Netflix. Sometime in the future, a custodial worker is being haunted by nightmares of an alien invasion where his family is in jeopardy. When his dreams become a reality, we learn that everything is not what it seems and once again, the enemy is us. This is a fast-paced, unique film that’s well worth watching.

https://www.gq.com/story/extinction-review

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/netflix-extinction-trailer-michael-pena

Eat, Pray, Bark. Netflix. A sweet, little film from Germany about a group of dog owners who sign up for an obedience training retreat in the mountains with renowned dog whisperer Nodon. The guests find out that Nodon is not who he says he is, but if they’re being honest, neither are they. Both satiric and heartwarming without going to far into the cornfield, this film was a fun watch. It’s in German, but you can change that using one of the boxes at the bottom right of the screen. The dubbing isn’t the best, but it doesn’t steal any of the joy. It’s a cute mix of dogs, but my favorite was Nodon’s chihuahua Heidi, who couldn’t seem to take her eyes off of him (can’t blame her) and whose tail never stopped wagging.

https://www.martincid.com/movies/the-dog-in-eat-pray-bark-on-netflix-knows-something-its-owner-doesnt/

https://moviesr.net/p-eat-pray-bark-2026-netflix-movie-review-a-funny-film-for-dog-lovers

And as if dogs weren’t enough, there’s also this bonus.

So I watched the finale of Something Very Bad is Going to Happen (Netflix). It was wild and bloody and triumphant in a way, but I did smell allegory. Perhaps fear of commitment, perhaps marriage as a curse, they’re not entirely wrong.

https://nerdist.com/article/something-very-bad-is-going-to-happen-duffer-brothers-wedding-horror-series-netflix-review/

Hannah – Next Year’s Cadbury Bunny

🦄 Two Miracles and Some Ears…

🐇 🐈 Never give up hope.

https://people.com/pet-bunny-missing-four-years-reunites-with-family-on-easter-11944401

https://people.com/woman-reunited-with-missing-cat-after-nearly-5-years-11944428

🐶 Omg. Those ears. I can’t.

https://people.com/woman-adopts-rescue-dog-with-show-stealing-ears-she-never-grows-into-exclusive-11945017

🐓 Quotes of the Week

You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old. – George Burns

The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

We cannot become what we need to be by remaining what we are. – Max DePree

I like kids’ work more than work by real artists any day.Jean-Michel Basquiat

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. – B. B. King (Ditto integrity.)

We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used to create them. – Albert Einstein

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after the other. – Walter Elliot

Friends are like toilet paper. It’s good to have extras under the sink. – Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons), The Big Bang Theory

🌱 Spring Has Sprung, The Grass Is Riz…

Until next time, stay safe; stay not planting until after Mother’s Day (speaking from experience and a surprise frost); and stay getting back up after life knocks you down. You never know what you’ll find next.

Video > Soul Asylum – April Fool (Official Audio)

April 3, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Marco’s Memorial, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Beastly Springtime, Septenarius Quotes & Sometimes

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday:

On the phone, Jack tried to find out where Jason was, but had no luck. Carly came in asking where Jason was, and he said he didn’t know, but she was skeptical.

Cody tap danced at Molly’s door and when she opened it, he said they’d won.

Wiley asked, what’s a hooker? Who was Sarah? He introduced himself to Sarah, and Chase asked where Wiley’s dad was. Wiley said his dad was upset because Olivia called his girlfriend a hooker. He didn’t know why Olivia was upset. Was it bad to be a hooker?

Kristina came by the Quartermaines to get some of Danny’s things, and Michael asked how she was doing. She said it was rough, but it would be all right. They were all in shock. She hugged Michael.

Josslyn messed with Cullum’s IV, when he opened his eyes and looked at her. She froze for a moment, then checked his vitals. He closed his eyes again and she started to put gloves on, when Lucas came in. He asked what she was doing.

Lucas asked why Josslyn was there, and she said she was surprised he was working. He said he thought he’d make himself useful and asked her to wait outside. She left.

Michael said Jason thought it was best that Danny was surrounded by family, and Kristina said Jacinda told her about Olivia and the gatehouse. He said he was sorry Jacinda had to go through that, but Kristina said Jacinda was more amused than anything else. She was just annoyed Michael’s family was giving him grief. He said Jacinda wasn’t going to like what was said at the family intervention.

Chase said it sounded like an adult conversation that Wiley should talk to his dad about, and Wiley asked if he’d said something bad. Brook took him to the living room and said he was right to ask a grown-up when he’d heard something he didn’t understand. Wiley asked what a hooker was, and Chase said it was a mean word for a certain type of job. Wiley asked if it was what Jacinda did, but Chase said she now worked at Crimson with Wiley’s Grandma Nina. Wiley asked why Olivia was mad, and Brook said, not everybody saw the world the same way. She’d thought Jacinda was inconsiderate and it made her mad. Wiley wondered if that’s why she’d said mean words, and Britt said she thought Olivia and Michael would work it out. That’s what family did. Wiley said family could get mad, but didn’t stay mad, and Sarah took notes.

Cody said they won, and Molly said she was happy, but what did they win? He said, the grand prize, but she said she still didn’t know what it was. He said he’d taken Outback to Pet Paradise since she had a crush on the store cat Pumpkin. He noticed the store was selling raffle tickets for a dog shelter and he bought 50. They won a trip to the Cayman Islands. Molly envisioned margaritas by the pool, but Cody said it was even better – deep sea fishing.

Danny was at the footbridge, when Charlotte and Rocco showed up. Danny said he’d needed space, and Charlotte asked who knew he was there. Danny said his grandma did. He just had to text every half hour. Rocco said he and Charlotte could leave, but Charlotte said, only if that’s what Danny wanted. Danny said he didn’t want them to leave.

Jack said he’d been trying to find information, but there was a blackout, including WSB personnel. Carly didn’t believe him. She said she’d accepted the WSB came first with him, and had accepted half-truths and outright lies, but she deserved a real answer. He said he’d give her one if he had one. Jason shot Ross Cullum in the back and his girlfriend confirmed it. She said the arrest warrant had been issued before Cullum was shot, but Jack said the only thing he knew was that if you tried to kill a director, you’d pay for it. He’d do everything he could to find Jason, but she had to give him time. Carly wondered why Jason would shoot Cullum.

Cody asked what was wrong, and Molly said she was a vegetarian. He said she didn’t have to eat the fish, but imagined fishing for sport wasn’t her favorite thing. She asked if there was any way they could look at the fish and not torture them, and he said, SCUBA diving. He hadn’t done it in ages and hadn’t had a real vacation in years. She checked her schedule and asked how long the trip was, and he said, five days, starting next Saturday. Was there a problem?

Sarah asked if Jacinda lived there, and Chase said she was an executive assistant at Crimson (which didn’t really answer the question). Brook asked what Sarah wanted to see next, but Sarah said she’d seen what she needed to and would be in touch when the decision had been made. She left and Chase said it hadn’t gone so bad, but Brook said it wasn’t great.

Michael told Kristina about the argument, and Kristina said if Jacinda had an issue with the way Michael treated her, she would have said something. Tracy came in and asked what they were planning… Never mind. She’d just make some tea. Kistina asked Michael to pack some of Danny’s things so she could have a word with Tracy, and he left. Tracy said she already knew Jason wanted Danny to live with Kristina’s mother and had made peace with it, but Kristina said that wasn’t what she wanted to talk about. Tracy asked if there was another problem, and Kristina said nothing Tracy couldn’t solve.

Lucas told Josslyn that Cullum’s vitals had improved and he’d be taken off the ventilator soon. What was she doing in his room? She said she wanted to see the man Jason was accused of shooting. She was trying to wrap her head around it. Lucas said they all were. He was sure her mother was upset. She said she was sorry about Marco and suggested he take a break, since he looked like he was running on fumes. She could keep him company. He said, that might be a good idea.

Danny said he was staying at his grandma’s until everything with his dad got settled, and Charlotte said Tracy probably wasn’t happy about it. He said his dad made it clear that’s what he wanted and he thought Tracy would respect his wishes, and she asked what Danny wanted. He said he guessed it was fine. He’d see Scout more. He asked what happened to Rocco’s hand, and Rocco said he’d cut himself. It was no big deal. Danny said Rocco was acting weird, and Rocco said his dad had arrested Danny’s dad and handed him over. Danny must be mad and he was sorry.

Carly wondered why Jason would take the risk of shooting Cullum, and Jack said Dante found the gun and no one else was there except Britt, who positively ID’d Jason as the shooter. He was the only suspect. He was sorry she didn’t get to say goodbye. She asked why he didn’t call her, and he said Jason told him not to. He knew it was already too late, and she’d never make it in time. She said he couldn’t stop them from taking Jason, but how did they get him back? and he said they didn’t.

Kristina said Tracy had it wrong about Michael and Jacinda, but Tracy said she had no problem with Jacinda. It wasn’t her meeting and she was an unwilling participant. Ned and Olivia said their piece, and it was over. Kristina asked why she hadn’t pushed back. Tracy wasn’t known for being Switzerland and should ditch her neutrality and support Michael.

Brook wondered if there was anyone they could call to be character witnesses to convince Sarah they were normal and well-adjusted, and Chase suggested Laura. Brook said, maybe, and he said, Tracy was a good option. She said she didn’t want to risk making it worse. What about Sonny? He said Sonny wouldn’t make it better, when Michael came in. He asked how the interview went, and Brook said it would have been better if he and Olivia hadn’t been yelling about hookers in front of his son.

Josslyn gave Lucas a drink with electrolytes, and he said he was exhausted, but thought work was a better option than Ava’s couch. She said work was a good distraction, and he said it was his signature move, but probably not the healthiest way to handle things. That’s what Marco would tell him if he was there. Josslyn said she wished she’d spent more time with Marco. It was clear he’d made Lucas happy. Lucas said Ava helped him to see they’d made the most out of their short time together, but he would have liked a lifetime with Marco. How could Marco be gone? She said she wished she knew. When you lost someone so suddenly, it sometimes felt like your own future had disappeared too. He said his future had been taken by Marco’s killer and he wanted to make sure Marco didn’t die in vain.

Jack told Carly that the WSB had a lot of black sites and maybe one of his contacts on an unofficial channel could help. To be honest, the odds weren’t good. She asked if he thought they’d kill Jason, but he said Jason was too valuable. They wouldn’t give up an asset like Jason, but he didn’t think she’d ever see him again.

Danny told Rocco that he knew Dante was doing his job. He was sorry Jason head-butted Dante and resisted arrest. Charlotte said that was their dad’s stuff to deal with. They were a team and couldn’t let that come between them. They’d never do anything to hurt each other. Danny said it was on the WSB, not Dante, and Charlotte wondered if the WSB was framing Jason and someone else shot Cullum.

Molly said she’d just scheduled a laparoscopy for that Friday and was supposed to rest for two weeks, and Cody said maybe they could reschedule the trip. Molly looked at the details and said they couldn’t. Maybe he could take Dante or Mac. Cody said it was supposed to be for them. He wasn’t going. She said she’d reschedule her surgery. It could wait. He said, please don’t.

Michael said he had no idea Wiley had been listening, and Brook said he’d heard just enough. Michael said he didn’t want his kids to know about Jacinda’s past. He hoped the rest of the interview went well, and Brook said, aside from Wiley saying he loved playing Tron with hookers. Chase said they were definitely going to check Jacinda’s background, and Michael said they’d see she was gainfully employed. He was sorry if Wiley embarrassed them.

Lucas said Marco was special and his life meant something, and Josslyn said that’s how she felt after Dex died. She needed to do something. Take her advice and don’t let it consume him. Marco wouldn’t want that. He said he couldn’t do nothing, and she told him that wasn’t what she was saying. The best way to honor Marco was to keep going and find a way to have a happy life. Marco would want that for him. She knew it sounded lame, but eventually she saw that, even though she couldn’t at the time. He said he couldn’t imagine being happy without Marco.

Danny said Cullum was a big deal and he didn’t think the WSB would shoot him to frame his dad, but Charlotte said the WSB double crossed their own all the time. They did it to her dad. They could get rid of someone higher up and deal with their Jason problem at the same time. Danny said he didn’t think his dad shot Cullum, but he had a reason. He’d said something bad was happening. Rocco said, how bad? and Charlotte said, bad enough leave Port Charles. Rocco said Jason was leaving with Britt, and Danny wondered why Rocco thought that.

Jack said he was sorry, and Carly said if he couldn’t help her, she’d find another way. He said it wasn’t her world. The WSB had a different set of rules. They superseded nations and disappeared people. She said she’d fight the Bureau if she had to, and he said Jason hadn’t wanted to put her through the pain of him being taken away. Did she think he’d want her to risk herself to find him? He knew it hurt her, and he wanted badly to fix it, but he couldn’t. She said he didn’t care about Jason, and he said he didn’t, but he cared about her.

Molly said she could put off the surgery, but Cody asked if she might not have another flare up if she waited. She said it was possible, and he said then they weren’t going. Her health was more important. There were going to be other raffles, and he’d be a sucker for every one. If he went, he’d just miss her, so he’d give the trip to someone else. They’d make plans when she recovered. She asked if he was positive he wanted to give up the trip, and he said, on one condition.

Rocco said he’d heard Britt was on the pier and thought she was there to meet Jason, and Charlotte said she’d talk to her father. Maybe he would know where the WSB planned to take Jason. She’d told him about Jason’s situation, and she said he’d try to help Jason escape. Danny said that’s why they’d gone to the station, to give him a heads up, but it was too late. They shoved Jason in a van and closed the door. Danny yelled that he loved him and pretty much lost it. He was banging on the door like an idiot. Like it would do any good. Nathan and Dante held him back and he was left there like a pathetic little loser.

Lucas said he should get back, and Josslyn asked if he thought Cullum would recover. He said it was too soon to tell, and she said she didn’t know what would happen to Jason if Cullum died. Lucas said he’d do what he could to keep Cullum alive, when a nurse said Cullum was waking up.

Brook told Michael that it wasn’t about them. It was about Phoebe needing a home with a loving family. She didn’t know what would happen to Phoebe if they were rejected. Michael said the New York Secretary of Health and Human Services served on the hospital board. He’d put in a call… But they both knew someone with more influence than he had.  

Tracy said she didn’t share Kristina’s opinion that she was Switzerland. Kristina wasn’t there. Kristina said she got the sense Michael didn’t feel support from her. It was her family, her house, her rules. As matriarch, she should support Michael. Tracy said if Kristina expected her to take Monica’s place, she’d be disappointed, but Kristina said no one could take Monica’s place. Tracy asked, what was her point? and Kristina said Tracy had just gone toe-to-toe with Alexis about Danny belonging with the Quartermaine family. Stick up for Michael. Tell Olivia to stop belittling Jacinda. Get off the sidelines and bring her family together. Take the reins, Tracy Q.

Molly asked, what’s the condition? and Cody said he wanted to take the trip so they could spend time together. Can they at least have that weekend together? She said she’d be post op and would need to rest, and he said she could stay with him or he could stay there. Let him take care of her. She said she was a demanding patient. Did he really want to wait on her hand and foot? He said there was nothing he’d like more, and she said, how could she refuse? They kissed.

Tracy asked if Kristina was telling her how to run her family, but Kristina said, no. She was sticking up for her brother. If Tracy spent some time with Jacinda, she’d like her. Jacinda was a strong woman, like Tracy. Tracy said, and she wasn’t afraid to express her ideas and opinions, like Kristina. Kristina was to be advised, she may never address her as Tracy Q again ever. Kristina said that was fair, and Tracy asked if Kristina always meddled in people’s lives or were Michael and Jacinda special?

Michael said he’d do what he could to help Brook and Chase, but there was someone better who’d have positive influence over the social worker – their representative in Congress, Willow. Chase said, of course (🍷). Willow would be happy to help.

Josslyn watched through Cullum’s room window, and Lucas told Cullum that he was at General Hospital. He was Dr. Jones. Did he remember what happened? Cullum said he was shot, and Lucas asked if he remembered who did it.

Danny said he wanted to help, but couldn’t, and just made everything worse, but Charlotte said he didn’t. There was nothing he could have done anyway. They were talking about the WSB. He fought back and the last thing Jason heard was that Danny loved him. That mattered. Danny said he wished he knew where they were taking his father, and Charlotte promised they’d find him. Danny said worrying about him was the last thing Jason needed, but Charlotte said Jason wasn’t worried. He knew Danny had them. Right, Rocco? Rocco said, right, and Charlotte hugged Danny.  

Jack said he knew how much Jason meant to Carly. If there was anything he could do, he would. She said she didn’t understand. Jason knew the risks and put other people first. She couldn’t believe he was gone. Jack reached for her, but she said, stop. The WSB couldn’t do this. They couldn’t take away the people she loved. She walked out, slamming the door.  

Tuesday:

Felicia, Nahan, and James were at Bobbie’s for breakfast, and James ran off to talk to Kai. Nathan thanked Felicia for putting her feelings about him and Lulu aside for James’s sake, and Felicia said she wanted to make her feelings clear.

Portia had an ultrasound appointment and told Isaiah that she was nervous about Curtis being there. She was worried that he was angry about what she’d said to Jordan.

Jordan went to see Sidwell and offered her sympathies. She asked if there was anything she could do, and he said, as a matter of fact, there was.

Willow told Drew that she was sorry she and Sidwell had to keep him in this condition, but it wouldn’t go on forever. When the time was right, they’d bring him out of it. He flashed back to Sidwell’s visit and Sidwell saying Willow’s career would skyrocket when she was a widow. Willow told Drew that things had a way of changing for the better. They did for her. The doorbell rang.

Michael came into the nook and saw Brook there. She seemed miffed at him, and he said he was sorry about the social worker, but she said she was mad about his bright idea that sent Chase back into Willow’s orbit.

Willow opened the door to Chase, and he said she was the only one who could help him.

Nathan said, with all due respect, it was none of Felicia’s business, and she said he was right. Like it or not, he and Lulu had made their choice to continue seeing each other. She was angry at first. It felt like a betrayal, and she was afraid Maxie would be hurt. Maxie said she wasn’t thrilled, but accepted they had right to explore a relationship. If her daughter could show them grace, she could too.

Kai asked if James was excited about the game against Llanview, and James asked if he could play shortstop. Trina gave him some pointers, which startled Kai, and she said she’d been in Little League. She loved baseball. Kai said she was full of surprises.

Curtis asked for a word with Portia in private, and Isaiah stepped away. Portia assumed he was angry about Jordan, but he asked if she wanted to find out the sex of their child. She didn’t know if she was ready, and he said whatever she wanted. She said it was time to clear the air.

Sidwell showed Jordan pictures of Marco and said he never saw much of his son until he was an adult. She said, eventually they became close, and Sidwell said, when Marco came out, he was rejected by his mother. It was painful that her actions hurt Marco, but it gave him the greatest gift. He had Marco all to himself and a chance to make up for lost time. Now he faced the unfathomable task of burying his son. Jordan asked what she could help with, and he said he wanted something only she could provide.

Brook said Chase was stopping by Willow’s after his shift to talk about her helping with the foster process, and Michael asked why she didn’t go with him. She said they’d agreed Willow would be more receptive if he went alone. She wasn’t jealous, but they’d had friction around Chase trying to prove Willow’s innocence. It almost cost him his job. Michael said, not to mention his freedom, and she said they’d worked through it and Chase agreed to focus on starting their family. Thanks to Michael, he might get sucked back into Willow’s drama. He said he was just trying to help. He was no fan of Willow’s, but she had the influence to help them be foster parents. Brook said, but at what cost?

Chase told Willow the foster plan, and Willow was thrilled. She asked how she could help, and he said he was worried about the home visit going sideways. She assumed Tracy said something offensive, but he said it was a solid guess, but it wasn’t Tracy. It was Willow’s son. Wiley asked them to explain what a hooker was in front of the social worker. Willow said, Michael.

Michael said he got where Brook was coming from. He had misgivings about his kids’ relationship with Willow. Brook asked how he dealt with it, and he said he still struggled, but never in front of the kids. For the greater good, he had to bite his tongue and hope for the best. Maybe she should try doing the same and let Willow help. She said, what if it became a problem? and he said he was confident she could handle it.

Chase said, Wiley overheard Olivia giving Michael a hard time about Jacinda’s former occupation, and Willow said she wasn’t thrilled about it herself. What did they say? He said they dodged the question about Jacinda’s past and explained about arguing with family. She said, family gets mad, but doesn’t stay mad. It sounded like they handled it well. He said he couldn’t get a read on the social worker and was hoping as congresswoman, she could put in a good word for them. She said, absolutely. She’d do what she could to make sure they fostered Phoebe.

Felicia asked Nathan to forgive her for coming down hard on him, but he said she was just protecting Maxie. She was a good parent. She said he wasn’t bad himself and already had a strong bond with James. James had gravitated to different father figures and had been clearly filling a void. Now that he had his actual father, it had healed his wounds. Nathan said it was the same for him. He loved James so much.

James asked if Trina played shortstop, and she said she was queen of the double plays, but did a little bit of everything. Kai said she should be his assistant coach, since Coach Mitchell was moving, but she said with school and working at the art gallery, her plate was full. James said, please? And she could have all the free snacks she wanted.

Portia said she was sure Jordan told Curtis that they’d run into each other at the nail salon, where she’d accused Jordan of being pregnant and keeping it a secret. Maybe she’d been a little snarky… Okay. She was a lot snarky. Curtis said Jordan told him, but he wasn’t upset. For what it was worth (🍷), neither was Jordan. They’d had their differences, but he hoped they could set them aside for the baby’s sake. She said she’d like that too. She’d had a long conversation with Stella, and it was very enlightening. She saw that she needed to stop blaming Jordan for the problems in her life and move on, and that’s what she intended on doing.

Sidwell asked what Jordan knew about his son’s death, and she said, he was attacked in his law office. There were no witnesses and the police were searching for suspects. He asked if she’d spoken to anyone at the PCPD, and she said, no. Why? He said she used to be the Police Commissioner, and he assumed she still had contacts there. He wanted her to reach out and discover what they were holding back about the murder, then report back to him.

Brook thanked Michael and said she was surprised she hadn’t heard from Chase yet. She wondered if Willow turned him down. Michael said Willow wouldn’t pass up a chance to be Chase’s hero, and she said that meant they’d be in Willow’s debt.

Chase said he couldn’t thank Willow enough, and she said it was the least she could do. He’d put his career on the line to prove her innocence, and she felt terrible that he’d been demoted. He said he had no regrets, and she said he’d believed in her when no one else did. She’d always be grateful. He said Alexis and Drew believed in her, but she said Alexis was paid and Drew was her husband. Chase had stood by her and put his job at risk, as well as his relationship with Brook’s family. He said she was an amazing person with a kind heart, and she said he was too. She’d do everything in her power to make sure they got to foster Phoebe. They hugged.

Felicia said it was clear James admired Nathan and wanted to be like his father, and Nathan said it was daunting. He was worried he’d let James down. Felicia said that was inevitable. It didn’t mean he was a bad parent, but that he was human. Just be himself. James came back and said Trina was going to be Kai’s assistant coach.

Trina said she couldn’t believe Kai convinced her to be assistant coach, and he said she’d have a whole team to boss around. His phone rang and he said it was Willow.

Curtis said he appreciated Portia’s willingness to make peace with Jordan, and Portia said they wouldn’t be best friends, but she didn’t want any tension between them. That included Isaiah and Jordan. He said he felt the same way. She’d accepted Jordan’s place in his life, and he’d do his best to accept Isaiah’s place in hers. Portia said she wanted their baby to grow up with his father being in a loving, healthy relationship. If that was with Jordan, she supported it. He deserved to be happy. He said they all did, and a nurse said Dr. Westbourne was ready for Portia.

Jordan said she was sure the PCPD was doing everything they could and was confident they’d share what they uncovered with Sidwell, but he said he wasn’t confident with Dante. He was Sonny’s son, and would Dante tell him if… when it led to his father? Of course (🍷) he wouldn’t. He’d cover for his old man. He couldn’t let Marco’s murderer escape justice. Jordan said in the time she’d worked there, Dante put a high wall between himself and his father, and was scrupulously honest. Sidwell could trust him. He said he could only trust what he paid for, and she said she hoped he wasn’t referring to her.  

Sidwell said, as the former Police Commissioner, Jordan knew how the department operated and knew the key players. Some probably owed their jobs to her and she should exploit that. She asked if wanted her to spy on them, and he said, call it what she wanted, but he needed information, evidence, suspects, anything that pointed to Sonny. Nothing was more important than having that man pay for his son’s murder. She said she’d make some inquiries, but he said he wanted more than that. It was imperative that she come through. She’d carved herself out a nice life through his generosity, and he’d hate for her to lose everything.  

Chase told Brook that he spoke with Willow, and she’d agreed to put in a good word on their behalf. He had to admit it was a good idea.

Kai and Trina went to Drew’s, and Trina gave Willow a gift for Drew, compression socks to help with his blood circulation. Willow said it was thoughtful and generous after the way Drew had treated her parents, and Trina said she had complicated feelings about Drew. He’d been a great mentor to Kai, but she hated what he did to her parents, not to mention Stella. Still, she couldn’t help but have compassion. Despite his faults, Drew didn’t deserve to be shot.  

James was worried Nathan might have wanted to be coach, but Nathan said he was rusty and would just embarrass himself. James said he just needed practice, and Nathan asked if James would help him out. They could head to the batting cages if it was okay with Felicia. Felicia said, absolutely, and Nathan said he’d reserve a spot, but his phone chimed. He said he’d have to take a raincheck. It was a work thing. James asked if he was going to fight the bad guys, and Nathan said, one in particular. And he wasn’t looking forward to it.

Wiley and Michael looked for spiders outside, and Wiley said he couldn’t finish his food chain project without them. (So, he actually has to bring in the animal? What if he’d picked tigers or kangaroos?) Michael suggested they go to the park, and Wiley said they could fly kites afterward. Michael said it was a great plan, and Wiley asked if they could as mommy to come. Michael said he’d give her a call.

Willow said Drew had visitors. Trina brought a gift. Wasn’t it thoughtful and kind of her? Drew blinked, and Willow said he agreed. Kai said there had been an office email about the softball league and wondered if it was okay that they sponsor a team in honor of Drew, and Willow said it was a wonderful idea. Drew loved playing last year and she kept tripping over his bat. Kai said he’d thought it was taken for evidence and asked if they’d given it back, but Willow said, no. She should follow up on that. They heard Willow’s Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star ringtone, and Willow wondered where her phone was. Kai said it was probably in the living room.

Isaiah asked how the appointment went, and Portia said things were going well with the baby. He said, what about Curtis? Did he give her a hard time? She said, surprisingly, no. He was calm and not upset about her interaction with Jordan. She thought it was finally sinking in. They all had to get along for the sake of the baby. Curtis said he accepted her and Isaiah being together. She’d forgotten that he wasn’t just a good father. He was a good man.

On the phone outside Bobbie’s, Jordan left a message for Joanne, saying she thought it would be nice to catch up. Curtis joined her and she asked about the ultrasound. He said the baby was in perfect health. He wasn’t eavesdropping, but it sounded like she was leaving a message for Joanne in forensics. He’d thought Jordan had planned to avoid her because she was too gossipy. Jordan said she thought she’d use Joanne’s loose lips to her advantage. Sidwell had ordered her to keep tabs on the investigation into Marco’s death and made it clear she didn’t have a choice if she wanted to keep her job. He said she took the job to spy on Sidwell. Did she think it was time to quit?

Nathan went to see Sidwell, and Sidwell said he’d been waiting for him to show up. Nathan gave Sidwell his condolences, but Sidwell said he didn’t need Nathan’s phony sympathy. He needed results.

Chase said he’d ask Willow about pediatricians, since she’d know the best ones, but Brook said she thought he was getting ahead of himself. They still didn’t know when Phoebe would be released. He said he was excited and thought she would be too, but she said she was afraid to get her hopes up. He said Willow would help them get what they wanted, and they hugged.

Wiley said mommy wasn’t picking up, and Michael said he was sorry. Wiley said, really? He knew they fought a lot. Michael said they didn’t agree on certain things, but agreed on the most important thing and always would. They agreed they loved him and Amelia very much and would do anything to make them happy. If it meant hanging out together sometimes, he was all for it. How about if they invited her to the park next week? Wiley hugged Michael.  

Drew flashed back on telling Willow that he thought he had something, but didn’t, and her saying, what was it? Something he saw or heard? He said Alexis asked if the second shot was the last thing he heard. He’d wanted to say no, that there was something else, but he didn’t remember. He flashed back to getting shot and as he lay on the floor, hearing Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.  

Willow walked Kai and Trina to the door and Kai said he’d set up a call to the Department of Child Services. Willow saw her phone there, and he said the sound carried to the bedroom. They left and Willow pondered this.

Portia told Isaiah that for the first time, she thought things were not that bad. She had to give Curtis credit. He’d signed the house over to her and understood the incident with Jordan. He was trying to make an effort. Isaiah said he hoped Curtis was sincere and didn’t flip on her when he didn’t get his way, but she said it felt different this time. He said, as long as she and the baby were happy and healthy, that was all that mattered to him, and they hugged. (A lot of that going around today.)

Jordan told Curtis that walking away crossed her mind, but Sidwell’s son was just murdered. He wasn’t asking her to do anything illegal. She was just passing on information from a former colleague. Curtis said it was a grey area, and she didn’t disagree, but she’d invested so much time, it would be a waste to quit. He said part of him wished she would, but he understood. She was on a mission to take down Sidwell and wasn’t the type to leave a job unfinished. She said, not when she was on the brink of success. Sidwell was distracted and not thinking clearly. She felt bad taking advantage of his loss, but had a chance to finally get enough evidence to put him behind bars.

Felicia said she hoped James wasn’t disappointed, but James said he knew his father had an important job like Grandpa Mac. When he grew up, he wanted to be a cop. She said she thought he wanted to be a cowboy, but he said he changed his mind. He wanted to be a hero, a guy who fought bad guys like his dad.

Sidwell told Nathan that he’d spoken to Jordan who was the former Police Commissioner. She assured him that she’d keep him up to date on the investigation into Marco’s murder. Nathan said he wasn’t sure what he could do, and Sidwell said, make sure Sonny pays for his son’s murder. Nathan said he wasn’t sure that was something he would do, and Sidwell said it wasn’t something Detective Nathan West would do, but he wasn’t talking to Nathan West right now. He was talking to Cassius Faison.

Wednesday:

Trina and Kai were in Willow’s office, and Kai said he wasn’t sure when Willow was coming in. Trina asked if it didn’t get to him that Willow was acting like the dutiful wife, when Michael walked in.

Willow told Drew all about Chase and Brook, and how Wiley almost screwed up their interview. Chase always stood by her and believed in her. He was a real hero that Drew could learn something from.

Jack interrupted Nina on a call in her office and hung up her phone.

Laura met Lulu for breakfast at Bobbie’s, and Lulu said she had a favor to ask. It was about Cullum’s attempted murder.

Lucas came by Britt’s office, and he told her Cullum regained consciousness, but didn’t remember who shot him. She wanted him to say she was the reason Marco was dead, but he said he was.

Nathan said they’d agreed Sidwell would never call him Cassius, but Sidwell said they’d been partners a long time. He’d had doubts about Cassius assuming his brother’s life, but he had everyone fooled.

Jack pumped Nina for information from Charlotte, but she said there was no way Valentin would risk staying in Port Charles long term. He was probably in Bora Bora enjoying a Mai Tai. Jack said, then Nina was useless to him and that wouldn’t end well for her or her daughter.

Drew’s caregiver Travis was going to be late, and Willow asked Drew if it was difficult to spend time with her. Now he knew how she felt when she found out about his lies to make sure she was tied to him.

Kai told Michael about Trina singing at open mic night, and Michael said he’d be there. He asked if Kai would bring Wiley on his team with James.

Laura said she had no new information for Lulu’s article, but Lulu said it was personal. No one knew where Jason was or how to reach him. She wondered if Laura could help. Laura said the narrative didn’t add up and asked if this had something to do with Jason assaulting Dante. Lulu said, no, and Laura asked why she needed to find Jason.

Nathan (we’ll just keep calling him that for continuity) said if Lucas overheard them, everything would be for nothing, but Sidwell said Lucas was at work. Nathan’s position at the PCPD gave him access into information about Marco’s murder. Who better to provide it than the twin of the late, great Nathan West?

Britt said she’d gotten them involved, but Lucas said he’d inserted himself where he had no business involving himself. He’d made Marco help to prove Marco was still the man he fell in love with and prove he was worthy of love and forgiveness. How could he have been so selfish? Britt said Lucas was the most selfless person she knew. She knew it hurt to lose Marco and hated seeing him like this, and so would Marco. Marco knew the risk and took it because he’d wanted to help. Lucas asked what happened to Britt’s medicine, and she said, Cullum destroyed it. He said, so everything that happened that night and Marco’s death was all for nothing.

Nina said she’d get Jack what he needed. Charlotte was smart and Nina was sure Valentin had drilled into her that no one was to know where he was. Jack told her to stop stalling or the footage could reappear, and she said she was working on it. Charlotte was like a daughter to her and the betrayal would destroy Charlotte and their relationship. He said she had a choice. Which daughter did she want to protect – Charlotte or Willow? Nina said she’d talked to Charlotte, and Charlotte told her that she hadn’t seen her father, but she knew Charlotte was lying. Give her more time.

Lulu said she and Jason had been close at one time and reconnected when they were defending the boys against Dalton. Danny and Rocco were close, and it was killing Rocco. Laura said they were like brothers, and Lulu said she knew what it was like to lose someone you loved through the WSB. Laura said she could call Robert, when Boyle joined them. He asked if they were talking about Jason. Port Charles was better off without that psychopath.  

Lucas said, it was going well. Marco got the meds and he’d handed them to Britt. Britt said Cullum showed up when she was waiting for Jason and pulled a gun. He forced her to hand the meds over and made her watch as he destroyed them. He threatened her with prison and a life without her meds. The look in his eye was pure rage. She thought he was going to kill her. Lucas said she must have been terrified, and she said Cullum terrified her all the time. She tried to knock the gun out of his hand and they struggled. She fell and hit her head, and it was lights out. When she came to, Cullum had been shot. Lucas wondered how Cullum knew where to find her, but she said she didn’t know. She’d been racking her brain trying to figure it out. Did Lucas know where Marco’s phone was? He said, no. He knew Marco had it with him, but the police said they couldn’t find it when he was interviewed… Cullum found her by reading the texts in Marco’s phone. He must have stolen it. Cullum killed Marco.

Sidwell said Nathan died the night he was shot, but Cassius had convinced everyone otherwise and it had to stay that way. Nathan said he needed to be cautious. He’d tripped up already with police procedure, breaking the chain of custody. Sidwell said, it could be attributed to Nathan’s long absence, but Nathan said if it happened again, people might wonder what was wrong and ask questions. Sidwell said make sure they asked the right ones. He’d lost his son savagely and needed to know exactly what happened. Jordan was looking into it and between the two of them he’d get the results he needed. Nathan said, consider it done, and Sidwell said he’d been doing impressive work. His timely arrival on the scene of Mayor Collins’ car trouble put her and Corinthos under his control. Nathan told Sidwell to give himself more credit. Sidwell had set him up for success when he’d poisoned Maxie.

Willow said both her and Drew’s lives had changed in a short amount of time. She was taking his place in congress, and his team respected her and listened to what she thought. He never did. She could use his position to do so much good. Kai was a smart hire. Something he said bothered her though. When they were here, he’d said he knew the sound of her cellphone ringing in the living room would carry to the bedroom. He did have a key, but how did Trina know Wiley’s ringtone was Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star?

Jack said Nina was out of time. He had no desire to set her life on fire and watch it burn. If she delivered Valentin to him, they were good, but he had other means of finding Valentin. Now she was competing with his other means and if he found Valentin on his own before she did, her daughter was done and she’d have no one to blame but herself. He left.

Michael said Wiley’s coach was tough on him and he was convinced Wiley would have a better experience on Kai’s team. Kai said, for what it was worth (🍷), he’d had a coach like Wiley’s who challenged him and pushed him out of his comfort zone. It gave him a sense of accomplishment. Michael said he’d leave Wiley where he was. He’d been thinking like a Quartermaine and trying to pull strings. Kai said he wanted Wiley to have fun and enjoy playing. If it was the same in a few weeks, let him know. Michael wondered if Kai could pay Kai to give Wiley private lessons, and Kai said he had some free time and it sounded fun. Michael said he’d be in touch and left.

Nina told Jacinda to reschedule the Enchantment call. She had to put out a fire thanks to her. Her punishment for allowing Jack to ruin her meeting was to give Nina a full report on the fall/winter trends and prediction, cross referencing those from her competitors’ forecasts. She wanted it by the end of the day.

Lulu said they didn’t ask Boyle to sit down, and Boyle said he and Laura were associates. He didn’t need an invitation. Laura said she was with her daughter. Goodbye. Lulu said Jason was a family friend, and Boyle said, Jason and Sonny. Laura knew how to pick them. Jason shot a WSB agent in the back. Laura said, allegedly, and Boyle said Jason had a rap sheet longer than his arm. After decades of committing crimes and wasting the tax payers money, the WSB took him off their hands. Jason was a cold-blooded killed and got what he deserved. Laura asked if Boyle had any real reason to be there, and he said he didn’t think she wanted her daughter to hear, but he could continue.

Nathan told Sidwell that he’d cemented his ID, but if Maxie had been there… Sidwell said, she’d have seen right through him, and Nathan said her being in a coma bought him time with those who were in his brother’s life and he’d convinced them that he was Nathan. Maxie had no reason to doubt him. Sidwell said he was more concerned about Nathan’s sister. She was the reason all hell broke loose and Marco was murdered. She was planning on leaving with Jason, and Sonny must have ordered Jason to kill his son on his way out of town. Cullum confronted Jason and Jason shot him. Nathan flashed back to Lulu saying she knew Rocco shot Cullum, and told Sidwell that it was possible, but they couldn’t confirm it. They needed to find out what Cullum knew. Sidwell said he couldn’t visit Cullum, but no one would question a detective interrogating him. Find out if there was any evidence leading to Sonny and Jason being responsible for his son’s death. Nathan said, and if he did? and Sidwell said, he’d make Sonny and everyone he loved pay dearly.

Britt said Cullum was a monster who retaliated for Marco betraying him, and Lucas said, he must have done it. It was the only thing that made sense. While Marco was in the hospital fighting for his life, he was fighting to save the man who murdered him.

Willow told Drew that Wiley called the night she shot him. She remembered her phone ringing, but Kai and Trina couldn’t have been there, right? Except Kai did have a key and it wasn’t like she checked the house. It was also weird that Trina brought Drew a gift after what he did to her family. Why would she show him concern? Nina came in and said Jack had paid her visit, but Willow said she was running late and so was Drew’s caregiver. Could Nina watch Drew until Travis got there? They’d talk later. Willow ran out.  

Laura said she thought she needed to do this alone, and Lulu said she’d lost her appetite anyway. She left, and Laura asked if Boyle could be any more of a jerk. He said he thought they both knew he could. He didn’t think she wanted her daughter to hear what they needed to discuss. She needed to publicly condemn Jason and Sonny in a press conference. Laura said they’d talked about this and she wasn’t doing it,  but he said, the murder of Sidwell’s son changed everything.

Lucas told Britt that he took an oath. He’s not saying he wouldn’t have tried to save Cullum, but he regretted being there with him. If he’d been with Marco, he could have made a difference. He could have held Marco’s hand and given him the strength to fight. He could have said something… He loved Marco so much… He cried and Britt hugged him, saying, it’s okay.

Sidwell said Nathan’s sister had been insubordinate since day one, and Nathan said it was a family trait. She came by it honestly. Sidwell said she’d been complicit and betrayed them and Marco. She had to be held accountable regardless of family ties. Nathan said, fine. If she complicated the situation, she had to be dealt with.

Kai said Michael was a great dad, and Trina said, of course (🍷). He was Josslyn’s brother. Josslyn had been there for her during her darkest times. That’s what made what they were doing to Michael feel worse.  

Nina said she and Drew had a complicated history, but she’d be lying if she said it wasn’t hard to see him like this. Willow didn’t grasp the gravity of the situation. The doorbell rang, and it was Michael. Nina said Willow wasn’t there, but Michael stuck his foot in the door and said they had an amicable co-parent agreement. In the meantime, he’d say hello to his dear uncle.

Jack approached Jacinda and she said, Nina had to leave. He said he knew. He was there to see her.

Lucas said he’d been blindsided by Marco’s death and didn’t consider what it meant for Britt. How would she get her meds? She said it depended on how badly Sidwell wanted his project completed, and Lucas said, Sidwell… He was the one who started all this. He was responsible for everything that happened. Marco’s death had to mean something. Britt said he was scaring her. Whatever he was thinking, don’t. Marco wouldn’t want anything to happen to him. Lucas got up and left.

Laura told Boyle that she was sorry for what Sidwell was going through. No one should have to bury a child. But that didn’t change her position on Sonny and Jason. Why did he care? Why did he have no actual work to do for the city? He said he’d get to it eventually. Jason was a Quartermaine who threw money and power around to get what he needed. He had to pay for his sins like the rest of them. Laura said Jason did in his own way, like Boyle. She didn’t want to have a press conference. If the PCPD had something to add and wanted to do that, it was their choice. He said she had a choice to make. He was worried that if she didn’t publicly distance herself, her life would be in danger.

At Pier 55, Lulu flashed back to Nathan saying Rocco was involved in Cullum’s shooting. She looked around and remembered Boyle saying Jason was a killer, when Nathan arrived.

Michael said Nina didn’t have to hover, but Nina said she wasn’t leaving him alone with Drew. Drew was blinking like crazy, and Michael asked if he was trying to communicate, but Nina said it was just something he did. They didn’t understand why. Michael said he felt sorry for Drew. It must be a terrible way to live. Drew blinked once, and Michael said, a little ironic, right? Drew was in that chair because he’d wanted Willow all to himself. Now he had her, but it wasn’t quite the way he’d imagined. Drew blinked.

Willow was about to go into her office, when she heard Trina tell Kai that she hated how everyone thought Michael shot Drew when they both knew it was Willow. (Rut-roh.)

Jack said, unfortunately, Jacinda’s testimony, specifically the part where she lied about Michael’s alibi, helped Willow get off. Now everyone thought Michael shot Drew. He was sure she’d like to make up for that mistake. Plenty of women would be after Michael who were more refined and a good turn might prove her suitability. He had something in his possession that Michael would find valuable. Jacinda assumed he wasn’t telling her what it was, and he said, not yet. She asked how she could get the item in Michael’s hands, and he said, their intern Charlotte. Jacinda was somebody she might confide in. She asked what she was looking for Charlotte to confide, and he said he needed to know if she’d been in touch with her father. It was imperative that he find her father, and he knew Charlotte knew where he was. Maybe Jacinda could get it out of her.  

Laura asked why Sidwell was interested in a press conference, but Boyle said it was his idea, not Sidwell’s. Sidwell was convinced Sonny had his son killed. He was so angry and was out for revenge, she needed to publicly distance herself before his fury fell on her. The best way was a press conference publicly. If she wanted, he’d do it with her. A united front. It would be good for politics. She said she thought Boyle was trying to appear noble in warning her, but she wasn’t buying it, and he said, yet, he was still right.

Britt called someone and said she needed to see them.

Lucas showed up at Windymere, and Sidwell said he was so glad to see him. Their conversation had made him feel closer to Marco. Lucas loved his son so much. Lucas said he did, and Sidwell asked if Lucas wanted to share memories. He had memories to share. He’d found some photos… Lucas said that wasn’t why he was there. Didn’t Sidwell want to know why Marco was murdered?  

Nathan joined Lulu at the pier, and Lulu said, this is where it happened, right? She’d asked her mom to use her WSB connections to help find Jason. Nathan said that was the last thing she wanted to happen. They had the shooter. Don’t give them reason to look further. He knew it was hard, but for everyone’s sake, it was best to let this go. He held her as she cried.

Thursday:

Laura went to see Sonny and said that Jason didn’t leave a messy crime scene, but public perception was that he’d shot a WSB agent in the back. She was being advised to publicly rebuke and distance herself from Jason. Sonny said, what about him?

Ric found Elizabeth at the hospital and asked if there were any updates on the WSB agent who’d been shot. She said, the only reason she could think of him asking was because Jason was accused of shooting him.

Dante went to see Cullum and said he was wondering why the WSB issued a warrant for Jason.

Nathan asked Lulu how Rocco was doing, and she said, his feelings changed by the minute. He’d always been a sensitive, thoughtful boy, and now he was living in a nightmare. Nathan said he was doing what he could, and she said she didn’t want to smother Rocco, but wanted to protect him. She was terrified when he left the house. Nathan asked if she was afraid he’d tell the truth.

At Bobbie’s, Gio gave Rocco some pie on the house, but Rocco said he wasn’t hungry. Gio asked if he was sick, but Rocco said he was thinking about Danny. Danny may never see his dad again and he hated it.

Felicia met Emma at Bobbie’s, and Emma said they needed to bring her grandma home.

Sidwell told Lucas that he had every intention of finding who was responsible and see that Marco’s killer was brought to justice. Lucas loved Marco and missed him just as much as Sidwell did. He was wondering if they could lean on each other for Marco. He asked if Lucas would stay at Windymere.

Brad went to Britt’s office and hugged her. He suggested they go somewhere to drown their sorrows. He hoped she realized this was for the best. Jason had been shipped off before he gave a pathetic excuse to ditch her. She was better off without him. Britt cracked him across the face.

Laura told Sonny that Boyle was advising her to distance herself. Sidwell believed he was responsible for Marco’s death. Sonny said he didn’t have Marco killed, and she said she didn’t think so, but needed to hear him say it. He said Boyle was right, but she said Jason got rid of a body in the trunk of her car. What kind of person would she be to turn her back on him now? Sonny said, the pragmatic kind, but she said she couldn’t admonish him when she didn’t believe he would shoot Cullum.

Elizabeth said Ric hated Jason, and she couldn’t help him do anything to hurt Jason. He was Jake’s father. Ric said he wasn’t here to hurt Jason.

Dante said they’d been notified of the warrant, but there was no indication why Jason was being arrested, and Cullum said Jason was a criminal. He was in the ICU because Jason shot him in the back. Dante said the warrant was issued before that. Why were they bringing Jason in? Cullum said it was need to know. Why was Dante questioning him? Jason had been extradited for a shooting that wasn’t in his jurisdiction. What case was he pursuing?

Nathan said he knew Rocco was still in shock, but did he get why he shouldn’t say anything? and Lulu said he understood, but it was still tough. Nathan said he’d decided to do what he could to protect Rocco and had no time to consider alternatives. They had to stick to the story. She asked what if they found something that tied Rocco to the crime scene? but Nathan said they hadn’t and he’d make sure they didn’t. Lulu said she was grateful for everything he’d done, but he was thinking like a cop. She was thinking like a mother. It was a terrible burden and Rocco was clearly struggling. She wasn’t worried he’d tell a stranger, but he probably wanted to speak to his friends and siblings.

Rocco told Gio that he’d had huge wins, while Danny had losses. He didn’t know how to help. Gio said Danny knowing he could depend on him was all the help Rocco could give right now.

Felicia said she knew Emma wanted Anna close. She did too, but it was complicated. Emma said Anna’s doctors weren’t pushing her to get better. They had to do more. It was their only shot.

Brad said Britt got one, not two, and she said he had no idea what happened. Everything that could go wrong, went wrong. Lucas got her meds, but Cullum tracked her to the pier where she was waiting for Jason and all hell broke loose. Brad asked, what happened? and he said she wished she knew. Cullum pulled a gun, and she fell and hit her head. When she came to, Cullum was on the ground with a bullet in his back and Jason was telling her to tell the cops he shot Cullum. Brad wondered who he was protecting and why, and she said that’s what they were going to figure out.

Lucas told Sidwell that he and Marco were talking about leaving. Living there had always been the first step to see if they could make it as a couple. Sidwell said they did. They were a beautiful couple and Lucas made his son so happy. Lucas said they’d been looking forward to finding a place of their own. Now he felt so lost. He wanted to feel close to Marco. Sidwell said this was Lucas’s home, where he and Marco were close, and Lucas said if Sidwell really meant it, he’d love to stay there where he and Marco were happy. Sidwell hugged him, and Lucas reluctantly returned the hug.

Sonny told Laura, somebody wanted Marco dead. It sent a strong message. Sidwell didn’t know who to blame and he was an easy target. Sidwell wasn’t thinking clearly, which made him dangerous and reckless. Laura asked if he was telling her to take Boyle’s advice and play along with the press conference, and he told her to take her best swing at him. She said, what about him? Without Jason, he was more vulnerable. He said, take care of herself. He’d do what he could to bring Jason home. She said she’d like to help. She was going to contact Robert. Maybe one of his old friends could come through. Sonny said he wanted to do something that required her trust, and she said she trusted him, but he said, not him. His brother.

Ric told Elizabeth that he was asking for Sonny. There was no love lost between him and Jason, but Jason was important to Sonny and her, so Jason was important to him. Finding and freeing Jason would be next to impossible, but he was going to do what he could to get Jason home safely. He was starting with Cullum. So would she help him?

Dante told Cullum that the shooting was in Port Charles and the business of the PCPD. It didn’t change because they took the suspect away, especially when the action was based on a warrant with charges he declined to share. Cullum said he should thank the Bureau. Jason had run roughshod over the city for years. They did the PCPD a favor by taking him off their hands. He suggested Dante turn the attention of the PCPD to his attempted murder. Dante said, all the accounts were sketchy. Jason refused to answer questions and Dr. Westbourne kept saying Jason shot him. Was her account surprising?

Lulu told Nathan that she knew the last thing that could happen was for Rocco to confide in Charlotte and Danny, but she could see how much he was hurting. Nathan said Lulu was Rocco’s mother and knew what he needed, and she said, what if he needed a professional? He said she couldn’t take Rocco to a therapist. They couldn’t trust a stranger with Rocco’s confession and fate. She said, there was one therapist she knew would be discreet. What if Rocco talked to Doc?

Felicia told Emma that the French authorities had made it clear that Anna couldn’t leave the country. She still had outstanding charges for assaulting a police officer. Emma suggested they hire a lawyer. Anna wasn’t in her right mind. Felicia said that was something they could straighten out later. Right now, Anna was where she needed to be.

Gio said he knew Rocco was worried about Jason, but from what he’d heard, Jason had made it back from impossible odds before. He was strong, super resourceful, and capable of anything. if anyone could get out of this, it was him.

Brad said, now Britt wanted his help? and she said, yes. She was sorry she’d slapped him, but Jason was obviously protecting someone. They had to figure out who. Jason had bailed Brad out of jail for his dine and dash. Brad said Jason did that for her, and she said Jason came through for her. Brad had told her that Jason would never put her first, but he did. He loved her and it might have cost him everything.

Cullum said he was surprised Dante was there interrogating the victim. Dr. Westbourne identified his would-be murderer. Dante said he was gathering as much information as he could to help with the investigation. Was there anything Cullum remembered? Cullum said he was shot in the back. He didn’t see anything. Dante said he wanted context and clarity to help him put it to rest, but Cullum said life was full of uncertainties. (Apparently, he’s now a philosopher.) The WSB didn’t owe Dante peace of mind or the answers to anything.

Elizabeth said she couldn’t give Ric specific information, but what she could do was tell him that any patient from the WSB was going to recover. She knew it was important for him to rebuild his relationship with his brother, and it wouldn’t be his choice to help Jason, but she appreciated the effort. He said he knew she cared about Jason and there was a time it would have made him jealous, but he’d made the choice to start over. That mean he wasn’t going to let the past affect their future. She kissed him and he asked what that was for. She said for continuing to surprise her, and he said he’d give her more surprises, and kissed her.

Sonny told Laura that it was going to take creativity. Ric was going to help by being his personal attorney, while Diane would take care of his business interests. Laura said, he was confiding in Ric? and he said he’d told Ric everything – not about her though. He thought it best that Ric know about Sidwell, so he’d be more equipped to help take him down. She said he needed her to trust Ric, and he said she’d trusted Ric when it came to Rocco. Ric came through, so he was asking her to trust Ric now.

Nathan said Lulu bringing in Doc would be like opening Pandora’s Box. Doc could tell her mother, and it would be one more person keeping the secret. And she was the mayor. Lulu said, it would be an even bigger betrayal not to tell Dante. The more people who knew the truth, the more risk for Rocco. She hated feeling out of control. There had to be a way out of this mess. They knew Cullum was dirty. Nathan said they didn’t know what happened, but Lulu said Rocco told them everything. Nathan said Rocco told them what he believed. He didn’t hear what they were talking about. Jason had a long rap sheet. Who knew what he and Britt had going on with Cullum? She said, if she dug, she might uncover something about Cullum, but he said that could make it worse, not better. She needed to leave it alone. She said maybe he was right. She couldn’t risk blowback on her son. She’d keep quiet. Nathan hugged her.

Emma said Anna felt like she was keeping them safe, and Felicia said, in Anna’s mind, if she came back to Port Charles, Faison might follow. Emma said Anna thought she’d be putting them in danger, even though that wasn’t true, and Felicia said it wasn’t a mystery they could solve. Anna was sick and her mind needed to heal.

Rocco spilled his drink all over himself and the counter. He apologized and asked for towels, but Gio said it was okay. His bandage was soaked and he should get a fresh one. Rocco said he’d change it at home and headed for the restroom. Lulu came in.

Britt said Jason wasn’t the bad guy. Cullum was. Sipping from a flask, Brad asked if she was in danger from Cullum, and she said, yes. Cullum was going to live. Not only did he survive the shooting, thanks to Lucas, she missed her one chance to kill him. He had no fear and no conscience and was able to do whatever he wanted. Brad said the next time she was going to try killing someone, call him, and she said, why? So he could talk her off the ledge? But he said, no. So he could help her get rid of the body.  

Dante thanked Cullum for his time and said he’d see if he could find another agent who was more forthcoming. Cullum called Dante a one-time recruit who got kidnapped, washed out, and institutionalized, and Dante said there was one part that wasn’t there. Out of thousands of WSB agents and operatives, not one was as resilient as he was. He didn’t know when to quit. How did Cullum know Britt would be at the pier? Cullum said, a good agent knew when to play a hunch, and Dante said, so did a good cop.

Ric went to Sonny’s and said, good to see Laura. She said Sonny told her that Ric now represented him. He also told her that he’d confided to Ric about a rather sensitive issue concerning himself and Mr. Jenz Sidwell. Ric said he understood Sidwell had leverage against Sonny for a murder that Sonny didn’t commit, and she said Sidwell manufactured evidence that he was holding over Sonny’s head, but Sonny wasn’t the only person Sidwell had leverage on. There was someone else – her.  

Pascal said he understood that Lucas was staying. His apologies. He was  under the mistaken impression that Lucas was leaving. He’d make sure Lucas’s room was cleaned. He started cleaning up the coffee table, and Lucas asked if he was okay. Pascal said he was fine, but Lucas said he seemed drunk. Getting louder, Pascal said he was. He was grieving. He swiped a tray off the table, along with everything on it, and said, because of Lucas.

Sonny said Sidwell had photo proof of him and Laura looking at Dalton’s body in the trunk of her car, and Ric said, photos could be altered and manipulated. Could anyone else place them with the body? Laura said Detective Nathan West saw that she had a flat tire. He stopped and offered to change it. He was about to open the trunk, when Sonny pulled up. Nathan left, but she suspected he was going to remember that. Sonny said his concern was that Sidwell’s son was dead and he was going to try and blame anyone he could. He didn’t know what that meant as far as retaliation. He wanted Laura protected. If Sidwell was going after anybody, it was going to be him.

Pascal said Lucas should never have been there in the first place, and Lucas said he was sorry for Pascal’s loss. He knew Pascal cared about Marco. They both loved Marco and the loss was unbearable. Pascal said Lucas didn’t love Marco. He used him.

Britt told Brad that they needed to figure out what happened before she was knocked out. Maybe Cullum did or said something she forgot. Brad asked if she thought she knew who Jason wanted to protect, and she said if she figured out who it was, maybe they could help move the needle at the WSB and get Jason released. He said it was a long shot, and she said it was better than nothing. She owed it to Jason to try.

Lulu went into Bobbie’s and Gio said Rocco just went to the restroom. He spilled his drink and his bandage got wet. Could he get her something? She asked for decaf, when Rocco came back. She asked if everything was okay, and he said he was fine. He’d promised not to tell anyone and he didn’t.  

Elizabeth saw Dante and asked how he was doing.  He said he was fine, and she said she wasn’t asking about the physical him. Jason was gone and it was a lot to process. Dante said he was basically trying to make sense of it. He and Jason weren’t friends, but they’d raised their kids together. He’d thought they had mutual respect. Elizabeth said, something seems off. Jason hitting him and shooting an agent didn’t sound like him. Dante said it didn’t. She was right. Something was off. The victim stonewalled him and wasn’t giving him anything. That meant he had something to hide.

Nathan went into Cullum’s room, and Cullum said his boss was just there. He’d tell him the same thing he told Dante. Nathan closed the door and said he wasn’t there for Dante. He was there for Sidwell.  

Gio asked who Emma was writing to, and she said her grandma. It was all she was allowed to do and she hated it. Gio said letters weren’t nothing. He’d saved everything from his mother. She said she was sure the clinic read her letters, but he said she didn’t need to write in code.  Anna probably got comfort from knowing she was okay and hearing about her life. She said she wrote that he was getting her through all this, and thanked him. He took her hand.  

Dante asked if Elizabeth talked to Jake, and she said, it was a tough phone call. She couldn’t tell him much. What was Dante doing now? He said forensics was going over the evidence. They’d swept the crime scene and the gun was under lock and key, so the WSB couldn’t get to it. He thought he had what he needed to figure out what happened without the WSB’s help. Elizabeth asked, how’s Rocco?

Lulu suggested that they go home, but Rocco said he couldn’t stay inside forever. She said she had to keep him safe.  

Dante said Rocco was fine. Did something happen? Elizabeth said Rocco cut his hand in the kitchen and she wanted him to be careful not to get it infected.

Lulu felt Rocco’s forehead, and he said he didn’t have a fever. He felt bad about everything that happened. She said she knew it was a lot, but they were in this together. It would be okay.

Brad asked Britt what they were looking for. The cops already searched. What would they find that the cops missed? Britt said she didn’t know. Maybe they were going about this the wrong way. Jason told her that she had to say he’d shot Cullum. Who was important enough for him to protect? Brad said, Carly, and Britt said, but Carly couldn’t be quiet. She was physically incapable of it. She also wouldn’t let him throw his life away. He’d do anything for Danny. Brad said, maybe, but wasn’t she doing the exact opposite of what Jason wanted, digging into this? She loved him, right? She nodded, and he said, Jason chose to do this. It was what he wanted. If she really loved him, maybe she needed to accept his choice.  

Pascal asked if Lucas didn’t think he saw him eavesdropping, lurking, and sneaking around the wine cellar, and Lucas said Pascal was projecting. Pascal said Lucas was never good enough for Marco. He never loved Marco. He was never trustworthy. He was a snake. He didn’t know what Marco saw him. Lucas should be dead, not Marco. Pascal stomped out.

Ric said Laura publicly distancing herself was a wise choice, and she asked if she should do the press conference. He said, absolutely. Sonny was closely associated to Jason, and it would show she didn’t support Jason by default. Laura wondered if it would be enough for Sidwell, and Ric said it would cool the temperature, buy them time. Sonny said Sidwell was looking for payback, but was smart enough to know going against the wrong person wasn’t good for him. He’d figure out Sonny wasn’t responsible and go after who was.

Cullum said Nathan being a cop was convenient. He could act as a go-between for him and Sidwell without raising suspicion. Nathan said Sidwell wasn’t doing well. He wasn’t thinking clearly. What would Cullum know about that? Cullum said he’d been busy, and Nathan said they still needed to find who was responsible for Marco’s murder. He could use his WSB resources. Cullum said he didn’t need to. Corinthos was behind it. He had to be. Nathan said, what about Cullum? He had Jason in custody. Did he think Jason shot him? Cullum said, no. He was looking right at Jason. Someone else pulled the trigger.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Lucas looks at Marco’s picture in the front of All Saints and says, Marco took Britt’s medicine from his father’s safe to prove himself to him, to prove he was the man Lucas needed him to be. And Cullum killed him for it. He’s so sorry, but he swears by his life and his heart that they are not going to get away with this.

At home on the phone, Alexis says she thinks that’s fair under the circumstances… Thank you. Danny comes in and she says, Principal Harper said he’ll be suspended for a week. He says, that’s fine, but she says, it’s not fine. That’s not the way it’s going to be. Not when he’s living in her house.

At the hospital, Kristina asks if Molly was nervous, but Molly says, not really. The procedure is laparoscopic, so it’s minimally invasive. Kristina says, and the recovery? and Molly says she’ll feel bad for a couple of days, but if it means no more flare-ups, she’ll take it. Kristina says Molly is going to be back on her feet in no time and probably back to work before she leaves the hospital, and Molly says she’s taking the entire day off from everything. She’s sorry she can’t make to Charlie’s grand reopening. She knows how hard Kristina’s been working on it. Kristina says she can’t believe it’s finally here. There are so many last minute details, she just hopes it all goes well. Molly says, it’s going to be amazing, and Kristina says, from your lips. Molly says, after that’s done, what’s next? and Kristina asks what she means. Molly says, that right there is the problem.

Curtis goes to Nina’s office, and she asks what she can do for him. He says Crimson’s reader engagement analysis was supposed to be in his inbox this morning, and she says she’s so sorry. She completely forgot. She’ll put Jacinda on it and get it to him by the end of the day, if that’s okay. He says, that’s fine, and she says, that’s it? Was there something else? He says, yes, their friendship, and she says, is it really over? Because these days, the only time he deigns to speak to her is as her boss. He says, after what she did to Portia, what did she expect?

Carly asks Sonny to please tell her he’s reconsidered, but he says, like he told her last night, this has to happen. She says, no, it doesn’t, when Ric comes in. He tells Sonny there’s just a few more minutes before they need to head out, and Carly says, please tell her Ric isn’t going with him. Sonny says, what if he is? and she says, it’s going to make everything worse.

At the church, Ava says, it’s nice to see Laura, and Laura says, it’s nice to see Ava too. Ava asks if Laura knew Marco, but Laura says, not really, no. She’s trying to do the right thing.

Sidwell touches Marco’s urn, when Lucas comes in. He asks how Lucas is holding up, and Lucas says he’s holding. They don’t really have much of a choice. Sidwell says, they really don’t, do they? The priest asks if they’re ready and goes to the pulpit. Sidwell says he hopes Marco knows how much he was loved, and Lucas says, he did. Marco told him all the time how Sidwell’s love and support meant everything to him. He loved his father so much. Sidwell says, whether deserved it or not.

Laura says, losing a child is excruciating, and Ava says, it is. There’s no pain like it. Laura says, what happened to Marco was absolutely horrific. And it happened in her city, so as the mayor, the least she can do is be here. She wants to be here. Ava says, something tells her it’s for Lucas as well, and Laura says, yeah, it is. She didn’t know Marco, but knows if Lucas loved him, he must have been a good man. Ava says, he was. She had the pleasure of spending quite a bit of time with Lucas and Marco, and it was obvious they loved each other very much. Boyle comes in and Ava suggests seeing Jenz. Laura says, wise choice, and signs the guest book as Ava goes inside. Boyle says, Madam Mayor, and Laura says, Councilman Boyle. He says he doesn’t know if she’s seen the reports, but the rection to their joint press conference has been overwhelmingly positive. Isn’t she glad she took his advice? This only proves that Port Charles needs them both. She says, Port Charles has them both, doesn’t it? and he tells her that he’s just saying, she was so against the idea of the press conference in the beginning. He’s relieved she changed her mind. She says, it’s just that he’s so darn persuasive, she couldn’t resist.

A nurse comes to prep Molly for surgery, and Kristina asks if Molly is sure she doesn’t want her to stay, wait until she’s done, and take her home. They won’t let her leave by herself. Molly says, thanks, but she’s got it covered, and Kristina says, she always does. She loves her. Molly says she loves Kristina too.

Nina says, what she did to Portia was wrong and she’ll always regret what Portia had to go through on the stand during Willow’s trial. Curtis says, that’s something at least, and Nina says, and she should apologize for how her actions affected him. He was trying to protect Portia from Drew, and she pointed Alexis right at her. That’s not something a friend does. He says, no, it’s not, but she was desperate to protect her daughter and had no way of knowing Portia was with Isaiah the night Drew was shot. Still, that doesn’t make it right. She says, no, it doesn’t. Just like what he did to her wasn’t right.

Jordan tells Sidwell, again, she’s so sorry, and he thanks her for her support. It means the world to him. Now that she’s here, does she have an update for him? She says, a small one. She’s spoken to her contact at the PCPD and forensics is still analyzing the evidence. He asks why it’s taking so long, but she says, it’s not. They’re just being thorough. He says he’s not interested in their excuses, and she says she’s not offering any. She’s simply providing him with an explanation. He says, the only thing he wants to know is, is there anything tying Sonny and his people to his son’s murder? But she says, no. There’s no definitive suspect at this time. He says, really? Or is there evidence pointing to Sonny and Commissioner Falconari is refusing to investigate it?

Sonny says he thought Carly was going to trust his judgement as far as his brother goes, but Ric says, it’s okay. Carly is allowed to think the worst of him. Carly says, even if she didn’t, it’s a bad idea for either of them to go to the funeral. Sonny kidnapped the man last summer. Sonny says, not according to Marco, and she says, what Marco told the police and what his father knows are very different things. Sidwell knows what Sonny did and thinks he’s responsible for Marco’s death. How the hell does he think Sidwell is going to react when he sees Sonny at the funeral? Please don’t make this day any harder than it has to be. Ric asks why she’s so concerned with Sidwell’s grief, and she says she’s concerned with her brother’s grief. Because Lucas is devastated and she doesn’t want this funeral to turn into a mob war. Sonny says, that won’t happen, and she says, it won’t happen if he stays away. Please let Lucas mourn the man he loved.

Lucy says, Lucas knows Port Charles is his home and there are so many people who love him, including her. So despite everything, she hopes he’s not planning to leave them, leave town again. She wants him to stay there forever. He thanks her and says, that is very kind, but he don’t worry – he looks at Sidwell – he’s not done with Port Charles yet.

Alexis cleaned a wound on Danny’s face and tells him, hold still. Any other cuts? How are his ribs? He says he’s fine, and she says, but she should see the other guy? Okay. Now that’s taken care of. Danny says he knows the drill. No phone, no internet. He’s sorry she had to pick him up. He knows she has to be at Marco’s funeral. He’ll just be in his room. She says she knows she’s supposed to be at Marco’s funeral, but thinks she should stay here instead, and he says she doesn’t have to stay. It’s not like he can go anywhere. She says she also doesn’t think grounding him is going to fix this, and he says, so he’s not grounded? but she says, no. He’s going to do chores. Take his phone back because he might need it. He says, that’s it? but she says, no. She wants him to tell her what happened. He says, there’s nothing to tell. Hank threw the first punch. Everyone saw him. It’s just school policy that anyone who gets in a fight, no matter who started it, gets suspended. It’s not that big a deal. She says, yes it is a big deal. He was in a physical fight. He hurt somebody and he got hurt. What were they fighting about? He says, Hank was just being a jerk. That’s what he does. She asks, how was he being a jerk? What did he say? Come on.

Sonny says, they’re going to Marco’s funeral to stop trouble, not cause trouble, and Carly says, great. How is that going to work? He says, because last summer, he made peace with Sidwell and sold him his piers. So it would be wrong of him not to pay his respects. Ric says he agrees, but Carly is right about one thing. Sidwell has been very vocal about his theory that Sonny had Marco killed. She says, so maybe now is not the time, but Ric says, no. Now is the only time. Sonny says, attending Marco’s funeral shows he has nothing to hide, that he had no hand in Marco’s unfortunate death, that Sidwell is nothing more than a grieving father looking for someone to blame. She says, a grieving father that has no family left, unlike Sonny, and Ric says, it’s important that Sonny show Sidwell that he’s not responsible. That way, Sidwell doesn’t focus his time and energy on Sonny and his loved ones, when there is someone else out to get him. She says she can see the logic in that, and Ric thanks her. She says, and if grief had anything to do with logic, she’d be all for it, but Sidwell isn’t thinking logically. He’s in pain. Does Sonny remember how hard Morgan’s funeral was? Imagine if Julian Jerome had walked through the door. How would he have felt? She leaves.

Isaiah says he’s so sorry, and Lucas thanks him for coming. He appreciates it. Isaiah says he wishes he could have done more to save Marco, but Lucas says he knows Isaiah did everything he possibly could. He just wishes he could have been with Marco in the end. Isaiah says, Lucas was busy saving a life. He thinks Marco would understand that. Lucas says he did his due diligence as a doctor, but wasn’t there when Marco needed him, and that’s kind of hard to reconcile.

Kristina asks if Suzanne has seen her mom, and Suzanne says, she texted that she’s not going to be able to make it to the service. Kristina asks if she said why she’s not going to make it, and Suzanne says, apparently, Danny got into a fight at school.

Alexis says, why doesn’t Danny tell her what happened, and he says, Hank was just going off about how the WSB arrested his dad and he’d be locked up forever and good riddance. She asks if Hank used those exact words, and he says, yes, and he told Hank that he should worry about his own life, because everyone knows his girlfriend dumped him for Wiley Wheeler. She says, so Danny provoked him? and Danny tells her that he just said what was true, okay? She tells him that he had to say something more than that to get under Hank’s skin, and he says, look, Hank hit him. It’s not like he could just stand there and take it. She says she thinks he was looking for a fight, and he says, okay. He was looking for a fight. Hank doesn’t get to talk about his dad like that. The WSB just took him and they couldn’t do anything to stop it.

Jordan says she saw the press conference, and Laura says, yeah. It seems to be all anyone can talk about lately. Jordan says, it must have been difficult for her to publicly distance herself from Sonny. Has she heard from him? Laura says she went to see him before the press conference, so he was warned, but he understands. Jordan says she has to admit when she was watching the press conference, she was surprised at how well Laura and Boyle worked together, especially since she knows Laura can’t stand the man. Laura says, it’s true. It’s unlikely they’ll ever see eye to eye on anything. Jordan says, especially public service. Laura thinks she should serve the public and Boyle thinks the public should serve him. She seems to be coping pretty well. Laura says, yeah. She thinks she just accepted the fact that Boyle is one of the necessary evils of the job.

Sonny says he hates not being able to tell Carly the real reason for going to Marco’s funeral, and Ric says, there’s no reason Carly should know Sidwell is blackmailing him and Laura. Can he imagine if she did? Sonny says, she’d probably confront Sidwell and expose him and Laura in the process, and Ric says, yeah and there’s no probably about it. But if they keep letting Sidwell believe Sonny had Marco killed, then those photos of Dalton in the trunk are going to wind up on Dante’s desk. He’s surprised they’re not there already. Sonny says, that’s why he’s got to tell Sidwell that he did not kill Marco. Otherwise, this thing is going to escalate and that’s not good for anybody. Ric says he’s just glad Laura followed their advice about the press conference denouncing Jason, and Sonny says he hopes that keeps Sidwell from going after Laura, but they have to do this now because otherwise, there will be open warfare, and that’s not good for anybody. He just hopes Sidwell is able to hear him.

Carly tells Lucas that she’s so sorry. She can’t believe Marco is gone. He thanks her, and she says, he had his whole life ahead of him and he was so excited to spend it with Lucas. It’s hard. It’s too hard. He says, it’s so hard, and she says, Dante and PCPD are going to find out who did this and they’re going to bring them to justice. She promises him that Jason and Sonny had nothing to do with this. He says he appreciates her saying that, but he knows that Jason didn’t kill Marco.

Jordan says she’s glad to see Isaiah, but a little surprised he’s here, and he says he wants nothing to do with Sidwell, but Marco was his patient and Lucas is his friend. She says, uh-oh, and he says, what is it? A Sidwell problem? She says, not yet – she looks at Lucy approaching Ava – but with those two, it’s only a matter of time.

Lucy asks Ava how she thinks Sidwell is doing, and Ava says, he seems to be bearing up. Lucy says, good, and Ava says, but they both know what a nightmare it is to lose a child.

Nina says, Curtis told Willow about her affair with Drew on her wedding day. She should have been the one to tell Willow and she wasn’t. She knows some of that is on her, but she came very close to her daughter never speaking to her again. Curtis says, well, Drew had them all a little desperate. That said, they have to be accountable for their own actions, and for that he’s sorry as well. She thanks him and says she appreciates that. That being said, in retrospect, he actually did her a favor because she kept going back and forth for months, convincing herself that she should tell Willow, convincing herself she shouldn’t tell Willow. He says he remembers, and she says she didn’t have the guts to tell what was going on between her and Drew to Willow, especially when she was trying to find a way to break the hold Drew had over her. He says, for what it’s worth (🍷), when he told Willow about her and Drew, he didn’t do that to hurt her, and she says she knows he didn’t. For two people who didn’t want to hurt each other… He says, they certainly did a bang-up job, and she says, yes. So she’s asking him now for the sake of the friendship they used to have, a friendship that has meant so much to her, can he consider that Drew drove her to the same kind of desperation he did Curtis? He says he understands that, but Portia… She says she didn’t think at all that Portia really shot Drew. That was how she convinced herself that there was no harm in naming Portia as a suspect. He says, no harm, and she says, sorry. That was dumb. That’s not what she meant at all. What she’s trying to say is that she’ll always regret if her desire to protect daughter cost her friendship with him.

Alexis says, believe it or not, she understands Danny wanting to fight, because his dad… Danny says, please don’t say he’s gone, and she says, because his dad’s not here. He’s angry and wants to hit something or someone, anything. She gets it. He says, she does? and she says, yes, she does. She’s furious and she is fighting, but she’s doing it legally. He says, what good does that do? They don’t even know where his dad is. She says, because it gets the ball rolling. It puts some pressure on them. Will it work? She doesn’t know. Maybe not, but one way to fail his father is to just give up. He says he hasn’t given up, and she says she knows he wants to do something, but getting into a fight isn’t going to bring his dad back. He says he knows, and she says, before the next time, she really needs to know he understands a physical altercation can go bad really fast. He could have seriously hurt Hank and he could have been seriously hurt. He says, at the time, he didn’t care. Hank was happy his dad was gone. That’s messed up. She says, Hank is messed up and wanted to get a rise out of Danny, which he succeeded in doing. And now everyone else knows how to do it. He says he’ll take them all on if he has to, and she says, is that what he wants? Does he want to have to? He says, no. He just couldn’t help it this time. She says, okay. Now that she’s his legal guardian, it’s her job to make sure that he avoids volatile situations. He says he gets it. He’s sorry if he made things worse. She says, apology accepted, and he says, she pulled off a lawyer miracle with Willow. So he promises to keep his act together and not distract her with any of his stuff if she can bring his dad home.

Kristina says she’s sorry about Marco, and Sidwell thanks her. She says, Marco saved her life. He rescued her from the fire at Charlie’s. She’ll never forget that. He thanks her, and she says she’ll be forever grateful for Marco. Sidwell says, yes. Thanks to his son, their families will be forever linked. He glares at Sonny and Ric.

As Sidwell stares daggers at Sonny and Ric, Ava asks if he’s ready to honor Marco. Maybe they should take their seats. They sit down, and Boyle asks Laura, who thought it was a good idea for Corinthos to be here? He needs to leave. Laura says, well, then by all means go tell him. He looks at Sonny and decides better of it. Kristina tells Sonny that it looked like Sidwell was about to kill him. Is he sure it’s safe for him to be here? Sonny says he’s not here to cause any trouble. He’s here to prevent trouble from happening.

Curtis says, if he understands anything, it’s doing whatever it takes to protect family, and Nina says, to add to all her apologies, she should say she’s sorry if her attempt to save her daughter cost him his marriage. He says he can’t put that on her. If his marriage was strong in the first place, she couldn’t hurt it. In fact, when Portia confessed on the stand that she was with Isaiah that night, it forced them to face some hard truths. It was ugly and it was painful, but they’ve both moved on. She says, so it’s all working out, and he says, yeah. They’ve agreed to raise the baby together and they’re both happy. She says, okay. All she ever wanted was the best for him. He says him too. He misses her. She says she misses him too. So does this mean… He says, it means he doesn’t want to lose their friendship. So if she’s willing to do what it takes to repair it, so is he.

Molly wakes up and Cody is there. He asks how she’s feeling. Is she in any pain? She says, no. No pain. Does he have pain? She touches his nose with her finger, and he says he’s okay. She asks if he’s holding her hand, and he says he is. Is that okay? She starts to push up his sleeves, and he asks what she’s doing. She says she likes his arms and hates sleeves. He needs to promise not to wear sleeves ever again. He can’t cover these arms. She continues to mess with his sleeves, and he says he’ll do his best. In the meantime, before he gets to the sleeves, is she thirsty? Does she want any water? She says, not if it means he has to let go of her hand, and he reaches under his arm with his other hand to get the cup. She says, dexterity. She likes it. He holds the cup while she sips through the straw, and he says, she is so going to regret this when she sobers up. She says, sober. She’s not drinking. She just had surgery. Plus, she can say whatever she likes. This is her dream. He says, oh, her dream, huh? and she says, know what else she likes? He says, what? and she says, this. She touches his chest and says, this right here. He says, well, sorry ma’am. The shirt’s staying on for now. She says, not the shirt. His heart. He has the sweetest heart. Kiss her. He gives her a kiss, and she says she likes this dream. He says, so does he.

Alexis says, Danny staying out of trouble can’t be contingent on whether she can bring his father back. Believe her. She’s doing everything that she can possibly do. She’s filed every legal challenge. Danny says, then why isn’t he here? and she says, because the WSB works differently than other law enforcement agencies. They’re not required to tell them his whereabouts and they are not required to give them access to him. He says, so they can just make his dad disappear? and she says she promises she’ll do everything she can to make that not happen, but it’s going to take time. He asks if he’s ever going to see his dad again, and she says she’s so sorry. She doesn’t know.

Curtis says, they certainly have been through a lot together, and Nina says she knows that and they may never fully restore the trust that they used to have with each other, but she’s so grateful that they’re willing to try. He says, same here, and she says, so things are going really good with Jordan? He says, things have never been better. They’re closer than ever. They moved in together and somehow she seems to be as excited about the baby as he is. Nina says, that’s wonderful. He deserves good things, especially after everything Drew has put him through. He says he has to thank Jordan for that. She helped him through it all. They’ve learned from their mistakes and they’ve gotten stronger as a result. He trusts Jordan completely. She says she hopes they’ll be able to say the same thing someday, and he says, so does he.

Lucas thanks Laura for coming, and she tells him to take care of himself. She’s here if he needs her. She leaves, and he asks Ava if what he said about Marco was all right. He doesn’t remember the service. The whole thing is a kind of blur. She says, it was perfect. He found exactly the right words. They hug.

Lucy tells Carly that she’s really, really sorry about what happened to Jason, and Carly thanks her. Lucy says she just feels it was so terrible that he was swept up like that by the WSB. It must be so horrible for Danny and the Quartermaines, and for her, of course (🍷). Carly says Lucy doesn’t have to worry about them or her. Jason’s innocent. Lucy says, that means they’ll be seeing him again, and Carly says, that’s right. She needs to go talk to Lucas. Lucy says, could she just remind Lucas that if he needs to find another house, she’s more than willing to help. He has her card. Carly says, okay, and Lucy says, okay, ta! and leaves.

Cody says, you’re back, and Molly says she’s back, and by back, he means awake for the first time, right? He says, no. He pushes up his sleeves and says, see? Just for her. She says, oh my God. Was she a complete idiot? He says, she was adorable. Does she want to know what she said? She says she doesn’t know. Does she? He says he guesses he can just show her the video, and she says, video? He says, it hasn’t gone viral yet, but it’s getting good engagement, and she says, no, no, no. Please tell her he’s joking. He says, of course (🍷) he is. So she really doesn’t remember what she said? She says she just remembers being really happy he was here. It’s a nice way to wake up. He says, there’s more of that to come, if she’s still down with letting him take care of her for the next few days. She says, yeah. He promised to wait on her hand and foot. He says, and he shall. She’s really okay? No pain? Molly says she’s great.

Isaiah sees Jordan outside and tells her that he just wanted to say… it’s good to see her. She says, same. So is he glad he came? He says he is. Marco will be sorely missed. She says, he will, by quite a few. Jenz is completely devastated. He says, Sidwell is not a good guy, and she says she knows. He says, so don’t let herself get pulled in any deeper. She’ll just regret it. She says, he doesn’t need to worry. She knows what she’s doing.

Ava asks if Sidwell wants her to stay, and he says he just needs a minute. She says, of course (🍷). Please call her anytime if he wants to talk. He says, thanks. He will. She leaves and he looks at Marco’s picture.

Kristina says she’ll see Sonny today at Charlie’s, right? and he says he wouldn’t miss it for the world. She says, great, kisses his cheek, and says she loves him. He says he loves her too, and goes inside the church. Ric closes the door.

Cody says they’re going to discharge Molly shortly and… Whoa. Where did all this come from? He looks at a juice box and a box of animal crackers on her tray, and she says she doesn’t know, but hand it over. He says, in the meantime, while they wait for the nurse, what does she say they plan their Caribbean vacation. She says, yes, let’s do it, and feeds him a cracker.

At the MetroCourt having coffee, Nina says, so things are pretty good between her and Willow, and Curtis says he’s glad. He knows this isn’t easy for her. She says, which part? and he says, well, after everything that went down, Willow is still married to Drew and she’s dealing with his condition on top of it. Nina says, yeah. She’s not loving it. As much as she despises Drew – and she does – it’s difficult to watch how much he’s diminished. Curtis says, oh how the mighty have indeed fallen, and she says, the worst part is, this stroke has tied Willow to Drew even more tightly because he is completely dependent on her and she insists on taking care of him at home. He says, does she have time for that now that she’s taken over his seat in congress? and Nina says, she has help and she does seem to enjoy being a congresswoman. He says he’s sure she does, and Nina says, but she can’t help wondering if Willow would have chosen this for herself. He says, maybe not, but upward is a good direction to fall. She says, that is true, but Willow has always focused too much on other people’s expectations, especially the men in her life, and sometimes she wonders if her daughter has ever stopped long enough to think about what she really wants. He says, she’s certainly in a position to do so now, and Nina says she prayed every day for something to break Drew’s power over Willow and now he’s utterly powerless. Curtis says, be careful what you wish for. You just might get it.

Danny says he was hoping Alexis would say yes, he’d see his father again. Just be patient. But he thanks her for being honest with him. She asks where he’s going, and he says, to his room. Why? She says she thought he’d want to talk more, and he asks, what else is there to say? She says, there’s this. She knows he feels alone right now, but he’s not. He has his aunts. He has his sister. He’s got the Quartermaines, and for better or worse, he’s got her. He says, mostly better, and she says she’ll take that. So it’s okay if they just lean on each other, maybe for a little while. She knows he’s going to have to sort out his grief on his own, but just remember that his family loves him like crazy and they want to help, so don’t shut them out. He asks if he can go to his room now, and she says, sure. He goes upstairs.

Carly tells Lucas, it was a beautiful service. How is he holding up? He says, it was good hearing people say so many kind things about Marco and he really appreciated her being here. She says, of course (🍷). Where else would she be? He says he doesn’t know. He just wishes neither of them had to be here. She says she knows. Her too. He says he’s sorry, but he thinks he needs to be alone, and she says, okay. Why not let her put him up at the MetroCourt? Just so he doesn’t have to worry about next steps from Ava’s guestroom. He thanks her, but says, actually, he’s still living at Windymere. She says, what? She thought he said he’d moved out. He says, well, that was before, and with Marco gone… She says, there’s no reason for him to be anywhere near Jenz Sidwell, and he says, for him, there is. Jenz is the only person who hurts the way he does. Everyone else is sad and they say they’re sorry and then they move on, but he and Jenz really feel the emptiness of Marco’s absence. So what he needs is to stay close to Jenz, for now.

Sidwell touches Marco’s picture, then turns and sees Ric and Sonny. He says, Sonny dares show his face around here, but Sonny says he’s here to pay his respects. He’s sorry for Sidwell’s loss. Sidwell says he doesn’t believe for a second that Sonny is sorry, but he will be.

On Monday, Brook tells Chase that they’re about to find out if they can be Phoebe’s foster parents; Michael says something about it doesn’t sit right with him; Jordan says, he’s on the warpath and out for blood; and Sidwell says Sonny’s gotten away with far too much for far too long.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

The Nathan/Cassius twist.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-ryan-paevey-on-nathan-impostor-twist-and-whats-next-for-cassius/

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/what-happened-to-nathan-on-general-hospital-his-true-fate-revealed/

And they didn’t even need to rub a lamp.

https://ew.com/general-hospital-aladdin-crossover-11940994

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-goings-broadway-crossover-for-emma-and-gio/

Great photos from GH over the years.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/photos/general-hospital-at-63-celebrate-its-most-iconic-moments-from-1963-to-today/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

Ben and Ellie continued to tussle, even after Captain Jason told Ellie to slow her roll during charter. Speaking of, the charter guests – despite Christina being a drunken mess – seemed like lovely people. They partied on a tiny private island which was so cool. Daisy was frustrated about Jenna and Mike’s bickering. Preparing for Marc and Clay’s vow renewal, Ben was reminded of his non-wedding and in Daisy’s interview, she said she wasn’t 22 with a Pinterest board of her dream wedding. She was just looking for a second date. Beautiful décor, white party, elegant, unclutched pearls, and amazing food. The wedding cake had an adorable topper – a silhouette of two grooms and their dogs. Everyone turned in surprisingly early, but they weren’t 22 either. Although I can’t speak to their Pinterest boards. The captain said he wanted to see the issue with Ellie and Ben resolved or he’d make changes. Is another firing in the works? My guess is, if there is, it ain’t gonna be Ben.

Summer House

Loverboy was going under, so as usual, Kyle was his usual whiney, martyr self and took it out on others, mostly Amanda. BTW, if you whine about it, you’re not a very good martyr. He and Amanda talked, but it was mostly him wailing that she didn’t care about him and ignoring everything she was saying. He claimed he wanted to feel like he was in a partnership, but maybe he should try acting like a partner. I was going to watch it a second time since I didn’t pay that much attention to the first, but a rerun of Selena with Jennifer Lopez was actually more attractive. Maybe the reveal of Amanda and West’s relationship will put a new spin on things.

The Valley

Britanny reconnected with a guy she knew 13 years ago and was finally moving on from Jax completely. Kristen and Nia held a dual Sip & See because their babies were born six weeks apart. Schwartz barely knew the details of his divorce, but didn’t want to ask Katy about it, since him not listening was one of the reasons for the divorces. When Michelle flirted with Schwartz, in Kristen’s interview, she described Michelle as a fine French wine and Scwartz as a Jagerbomb in a sports bar, which is fairly accurate. Lala Found out that Luke was a sperm donor at the bank she got Sosa from, which was pretty disturbing. Again, I don’t think this is a show we need to see again, but maybe Lala and Schwartz will add some Vanderpump to it.

Southern Hospitality

I want to like Maddy, especially since she’s a go-getter, but I get the vibe that she’s not as nice as she acts. The group went tubing, despite Lake’s concerns about alligators and brain eating amoeba. Maddy saw a game on TikTok and described it as someone running and someone trying to catch them. Isn’t that called Tag? One more show we really don’t need.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

At their final dinner in Italy, Dorit had enough of everyone telling her that she was always late and shopping too much. When Erika tried to chime in, Dorit told her to shut up and followed that by calling her the c-word. She seems to throw that around a lot, and I’m with Rachel that it should be saved for special occasions. Erika said she was the one who’d brought the word to the group, and no surprise, Dorit ran away rather than dealing with her issues. The episode ended with Rachel having a Studio 54 party for her birthday. I can’t wait to see the results of that.

Real Housewives Of Rhode Island

I didn’t hate this, although they always start off good and it smells a little like New Jersey. As a matter of fact, the whole group looks like they could be related to Delores, who paid them a visit. Liz, who nearly looks like Delores’s twin (they use the same plastic surgeon and dentist), said she’d met Delores at a cannabis convention when Frank was getting into the business. Liz and her husband opened one of the first cannabis dispensaries on the east coast, so kudos. The group does seem more relaxed than the other Housewives in the franchise. However, it did look like their might be some upcoming friction at Jo-Ellen’s 4th of July party.  

https://ew.com/real-housewives-of-rhode-island-premiere-recap-interviews-11941421

Ladies Of London: The New Reign

Martha invited a pet psychic to find out what’s going on with her magpie Hecate, and basically Hecate said she’s the boss of Martha. Martha was not surprised, since she thinks Hecate is a reincarnation of her mother. They both love booze and men and are drama queens. I’m sure that goes for a ton of people, and possibly birds. Martha also had a My Fair Lady themed party in the park, which no one seemed to quite grasp right, and Mark deliberately didn’t dress for, finding themes tedious. What a party pooper. Even worse was the hideous yellow safari jacket he did choose to wear. Mark and Kimi attacked Margot for being fake (both of them probably jealous about her acting career), triggering sweet Martha to stand up to Kimi, telling her that she was all kinds of wrong. This led to tears and  reaffirmations of friendship, but Martha still stood her ground, no doubt inspired by Hecate. No one had a recap, but there was this…

Random Reality Items

I don’t recap this, but I do watch it, and have to say something about Lydia’s brothers inserting themselves into her relationship with (now) husband Zac. While I understood they felt the couple was moving too fast, they also insinuated that Zac was gay, since he and Lydia were waiting until after marriage not just for sex, but for their first kiss. The worst part was that they chose to address this just prior to the wedding, even grilling Zac on his sexual preference. Wow. Even if that was the case, it would be none of their business. The only person who would have the allowance to question to him would be Lydia. This seasons premiere episode centered around the couple meeting with her family about it. They claimed whatever was said was said out of love, but I call bullsh*t. Since they’re supposedly all about the Bible, they need to take those logs out of their own eyes before checking the vision of others.

https://people.com/welcome-to-plathville-lydia-confronts-family-clip-exclusive-11933634

I find it a little difficult to believe she was ignorant of people getting hurt – i.e. losing their shirts.

Andy speaks on Miami.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch

Anaconda (2025). Netflix. This movie was too funny! I love Jack Black and he did not disappoint. When two friends decide they’re going to remake Anaconda, hilarity, confrontations with smugglers, and encounters with a giant snake ensue. I laughed all the way through it and, silly as they were, the effects weren’t bad either.

https://www.cbr.com/anaconda-best-franchise-reboot-of-the-decade/

The Creator. Netflix. In a dystopian future, a war has begun between humans and AI. A special forces agent has to find a secret weapon, a child he names Alphie. Lots of close calls, terrific acting, and great effects, but a few too many cornfields for me, especially at the end. It also seemed to borrow heavily from the 80s series V.

https://collider.com/the-creator-sci-fi-netflix-streaming-success-march-2026/

https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/scifi/the-creator-2023-review.html

Something Very Bad is Going to Happen. Netflix. In this limited series, a couple – Rachel and Nicky – decide to get married at the Nicky’s family’s cabin in the woods. The cabin is more like a mansion and what starts out to be a simple outdoorsy affair turns into all kinds of insane. Rachel finds out that she’s under a family curse where if she doesn’t marry her soulmate by a certain time, she’ll die. When she finds out Nicky has lied about some things, she begins to question whether or not he is her true love. Really the only way to know is if she drops dead at the altar, but she tries her best to find out the history of the curse and whether or not the match is meant to be, oddly enough with the help of Nicky’s ex. There’s a lot of weird, spooky stuff where you can really feel the protagonist’s fear, and a somewhat ironic soundtrack that’s had me singing You Are My Destiny all week.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/something-very-bad-is-going-to-happen-netflix-duffer-brothers-tv-review-2026

https://collider.com/netflix-something-very-bad-is-going-to-happen-28m-hours-watched/

One Piece Season 2 Finale. (Netflix) I loved this season, filled with loads of action and amazing effects. Chopper is the cutest thing since Sweet Tooth and Katy Sagal was magnificent as Dr. Kureha. My only complaint is that I’m spoiled, so rather than doling episodes out like methadone, I watched it all too quickly. Luckily, there will be a Season 3 and hopefully, it will stream next year, not three years from now.

https://people.com/one-piece-season-2-ending-explained-11921950

https://www.thereviewgeek.com/onepiece-s2endingexplained/

🐾 Wearing Fur In the Spring…

👰‍♀️They do. You may all collectively aww.

https://people.com/golden-retrievers-marry-in-charity-wedding-raising-money-for-dogs-11940578

🍀 So that’s what’s at the end of the rainbow.

https://people.com/girl-sets-up-camera-to-catch-leprechaun-and-is-shocked-by-what-she-sees-instead-11935385

🐻 Speaking of, I saw this on the local news. This cub is too cute!

https://newjersey.news12.com/abandoned-bear-cub-rescued-by-new-jersey-state-police-along-i-78

🐶 In their Easter bonnets.

https://moderndogmagazine.com/articles/happy-easter/

Happy Easter!

🐍 Quotes of the Week

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. – Mark Twain

Success or failure depends more upon attitude than upon capacity… successful men act as though they have accomplished or are enjoying something. Soon it becomes reality. Act, look, feel successful, conduct yourself accordingly, and you will be amazed at the positive results. – DuPree Jordan, Jr. (Getting out my tiara.)

It costs money to not make money on your money. – Judge Marilyn Milian, People’s Court

We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated. – Maya Angelou

Compassion is the ultimate and most meaningful embodiment of emotional maturity. It is through compassion that a person achieves the highest peak and deepest reach in his or her search for self-fulfillment. – Arthur Jersild

Because really, a house is a house, but a home is who you are with in the house. – Alice Cooper

I need some M&Ms. – Captain Jason Chambers, Below Deck Down Under

🦁 Came In and Went the Same Way…

Until next time, stay safe; stay enjoying your holiday and respecting the beleifs of others; and stay being careful what you wish for. You just might get it.

Video > Prince – Sometimes It Snows In April (Live At Webster Hall – April 20, 2004)

February 20, 2026 – GH Weekdays, A Tribute To Luke, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Animal Accomplishments, An Eight-Spot Of Quotes & 2017

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday: 

Brook met Chase at the Brown Dog Bar.

At the bar, Carly griped to Jason about Michael’s custody agreement and Ric handling it.

Ric brought a dressed-up Elizabeth to the hatchet range.

Jacinda brought Michael to the hatchet range, and he said he’d been thinking candlelight dinner, elegant, maybe a tablecloth. She said this place screamed elegance and threw her hatchet. It hit close to the bullseye. She told him, imagine the target is Drew’s melonhead.

Sidwell, Lucy, and Ava dined at the MetroCourt, and Ava said she hadn’t realized it was Valentine’s Day. Lucy said, in Ava’s life, it must be just another day, and Ava said Lucy must have been hoping for a romantic evening and instead, they were droning on about a Botero.

At a nearby table, Alexis said she was surprised Molly invited them and not Cody, and Kristina said Molly had something to tell Alexis. Molly said she wrote a new book.

In her office, Britt told Nathan that either Anna had a nervous breakdown or… There was no actual proof Faison was alive, right? Obrecht ran in and said she had joyous news. Maxie was awake.

Maxie told Felicia to call the doctor, since she was sure Felicia just said Nathan was alive. Felicia said he was and had been living in Port Charles for the last six months.

Marco asked how much Lucas heard, and Lucas said enough to know he had Marco all wrong.

Obrecht said she hadn’t spoken to Maxie herself, but hearing from Nathan would rejuvenate her. Britt said Obrecht had no idea what she was asking.

Maxie said it made so sense. She’d buried Nathan. Felicia said she felt the same way, but Anna proved it.

Carly told Jason that Sonny insisted Ric had no agenda, but she didn’t buy it, and Michael wouldn’t have signed it without Sonny’s influence. Jason’s phone rang and he said Spinelli needed to see him.

Michael threw his ax and it bounced off the target and onto the floor.

Ric said he wanted to take Elizabeth somewhere offbeat. Molly said the hatchet range was fun, but maybe he miscalculated. She asked if he was implying she didn’t know how to have fun, but he said, no, never, but he had to admit she had a cautious streak. She said she’d grab some drinks and he could grab some axes.

Lucas followed Marco inside, and Marco admitted he was talking about Sonny. Lucas said it didn’t sound good. What was the project and why did they need Britt under control? That didn’t sound like legal advice. It sounded like he was threatening to kill Britt if she didn’t do what they wanted. If he was wrong, tell him.  

Lucy told Sidwell a story and he laughed. Ava didn’t, and he asked if it was the story or her martini? Ava said maybe this wasn’t the atmosphere to discuss the Botero and they should go to the gallery, but Sidwell said he’d hoped they could all be friends. Lucy said, in the spirit of friendship, she’d been unfair to Ava. Who was she to judge? Weren’t they all allowed to reinvent themselves once in a while?

Alexis said she didn’t know Molly was writing a book, but Molly said it wasn’t a big deal. Kristina said Molly’s agent was crazy excited and had an editor on board already, and Alexis said she was proud of Molly, but Molly said she’d decided not to publish.

Lucas got loud and said Britt wasn’t there as a concierge doctor and Marco had threatened to end her life. The lies ended there. Marco said, it was his father, and Lucas said, but he knew. Marco said, yes, and Lucas said it made Marco just as guilty and made him a fool for believing in him. He’d defended Marco to everyone including his sister. Marco looked pained, and Lucas said he’d believed every lie, but no more. He started to leave, but Marco grabbed him and said he wasn’t going anywhere.

Brook told Chase that she had no details, but Maxie should be coming home soon. Tonight was about them. They reminisced about past Valentine’s Days, and Chase wondered if the Brown Dog was romantic enough. She said it wasn’t the place; it was them together. He said, forever, and they kissed.

Spinelli joined Carly and Jason and apologized for the intrusion. He had news that couldn’t wait. Earlier today, Maxie awoke. She was up and talking like nothing happened. He was thrilled and grateful and surprised, and couldn’t wrap his mind around it. Carly had to leave for the MetroCourt, and Jason said it was great news. Spinelli said, indeed. He knew all he should feel was relief that his lady love came back to him, but the green-eyed monster… Jason said Spinelli was worried about Nathan, and Spinelli said, what happened when Maxie found out he was still alive?

Felicia explained how they confirmed it was Nathan, but Maxie said she’d buried him. Felicia said Anna had Nathan exhumed because they had to be sure, and there was no body. She hadn’t believed it either, but when she talked him, she knew it was Nathan.

Britt said they didn’t know if Maxie knew Nathan was alive, and Nathan agreed that it couldn’t be rushed. Not just for Maxie’s sake, but for James. Obrecht said, of course (🍷) Nathan was putting others’ needs before his own. She’d follow his instincts and they’d go slowly and carefully, because he and Maxie were meant to be together. Nothing would get in the way of that.

Jacinda said Michael was remarkably bad at ax throwing, but he said it was on purpose. She said, really? and he said, no. She said, a lot of guys couldn’t handle a woman beating them, but he didn’t care, and he said he was glad she didn’t care that he was flawed. They were about to toast, but she stopped, and he asked if she was anti-toasting. She said, there was one born every minute.

Elizabeth hit close to the bullseye, and Ric said they’d call it one, but she said she didn’t need his pity points. Besides, it was cheating. She couldn’t remember the last time she had a night out. He said she was a head nurse and a mom. It was understandable that fun wasn’t a priority. She said, maybe it should be.

Alexis asked why Molly submitted the book to her agent, but Molly said she didn’t submit anything. Kristina said she’d asked to read it, loved it, and sent it. Molly’s agent also loved it and thought it would be a massive hit. Alexis said, only if Molly wanted it to be, and Kristina asked Molly to tell Alexis why she didn’t want it published. Molly said because it would hurt Cody’s feelings.

Carly stopped by Sidwell’s table and thanked him for opening his home for her to make up with her brother, and he said it was his pleasure. His son’s happiness was paramount and Lucas made Marco happy.

Lucas told Marco to get his hands off him and backed away. Marco said he never lied about his feelings. He loved Lucas and wanted to build a life with him. Lucas said they could have done that on the mainland. Marco had been manipulating him the whole time. He didn’t move to this godforsaken island because it was the next step. It was so Marco had easy access to his dad to carry out… what? What was he extorting Britt to do? Marco said he’d brought Lucas there because he wanted them to be together day in and day out. He’d risked everything for him.

Jason said he was sure Maxie would be happy that Nathan was alive, but it didn’t mean she’d stop loving Spinelli. Spinelli said he agreed, but it was the kind of love she had that was the problem. She loved him as a companion, Georgie’s father, and the friend who eventually won her over. Her relationship with Nathan was different. When she saw how wonderful he was with James, why wouldn’t she go back to him? Jason wondered why Spinelli could see Nathan clearly, but not himself.

Felicia told Maxie that Nathan showed up with no phone, no ID, and remembered nothing from the past seven years. He remembered being shot and everything before. He remembered her, Georgie, and that there was a baby on the way. Maxie wondered what he’d been doing, and Felicia said the working theory was that it had something to do with Faison, and Maxie said, don’t tell her that Faison was back from the dead. Felicia said Faison was still dead, but Britt was also alive. She’d shown up before Nathan. Maxie said Britt and Nathan being back at the same time was not a coincidence.

Nathan said he knew Obrecht was coming from a good place, but please let them figure it out for themselves, and Obrecht promised not to interfere. Britt suggested he get it in writing, and Nathan thanked Obrecht for telling him about Maxie. He left to take a walk and clear his head, and Obrecht said he was guarding his heart, afraid to hope in their reunion. Britt said she knew that’s what Obrecht wanted, but she had no idea what Maxie and Nathan wanted. Maxie was with Spinelli now. They had a daughter and were raising a family. Obrecht said Maxie had a child with Nathan too, but Britt said people moved on and she needed to respect that. Obrecht said time was precious and could be stolen at any moment. Who knew how much time they had with the people they loved?

As she brushed Maxie’s hair, Felicia said Britt’s situation was different. She remembered everything and had orchestrated the whole thing herself. She’d made herself disappear and hadn’t known Nathan was alive or what happened to him. Maxie asked if she believed that, and Felicia said she didn’t know what to believe where Britt was concerned, but she thought Nathan was telling the truth. He seemed as confused and mystified as the rest of them. Maxie asked how he was doing, and Felicia said, wonderful. He was the same old Nathan, concerned about everybody but himself. Maxie was the first person he’d asked about and the second was the baby. Maxie said, who wasn’t such a baby anymore. Did he meet James? What did James think of his father?

Jason told Spinelli, give Maxie some credit. She didn’t settle; she chose him. Spinelli said, at the time, Nathan wasn’t a choice. Now he was the large, chiseled one. Jason said Maxie had to tell Spinelli how she felt. She might surprise him. Jason’s phone dinged, and he saw a text of a boat, snowflake, and heart emoji.

Molly said Cody didn’t understand she’d been writing the book before she knew him and was able to see who he was – amazing. That’s what happened in the book. Kristina said, which he would have known had he bothered to read past the second chapter. Molly said, Cody had every right to be upset. The main character was inspired by him and wasn’t portrayed in the best light. Kristina said, then he became the hero and the heroine fell in love with him, and Alexis said it was like Pride and Prejudice. Kristina said it was so good, but Molly said, not good enough to ruin a relationship. She’d written it as a hobby, but it wasn’t more important than Cody. Kristina asked if Molly should stifle her talent for Cody’s sake. It was a bad example for her niece. Molly said their niece had nothing to do with it and she wouldn’t be in this position if Kristina hadn’t stolen her book. Alexis said she thought what was best for Scout was that they be nice to each other and make room for each other’s differences. She had to check in with the sitter and told them to try to be nice to each other while she was gone.  

Lucy said she thought it was wonderful that Lucas forgave Carly and lovely that she’d chosen accept Marco and his amazing father. Carly said, lovely is the word, and hoped they had a great evening. Alexis ran into Ava and said it was interesting company that she was keeping. She had a quick question. Was Jenz Sidwell worth the wrath of Lucy Coe? Ava said, after the fiasco with Ric, she was interested in men of a different caliber. Sidwell was that man and she wouldn’t let Lucy Coe or anybody else run him off.

Marco told Lucas that his father had been trying to bring him into his business since he was 18, but said he’d represent him in his legal affairs. That was it. Lucas said, clearly, things had changed, and Marco said Sonny was the reason his mother was dead. He started to cry and said, no one was holding Sonny accountable except his father, who’d promised him justice. Lucas asked if that’s why Marco was working for him, and Marco said, yes. Lucas asked why he should believe Marco, and Marco said because Lucas knew better than anyone what it meant to lose a mother.

Lucas said, don’t drag his mother into this, and Marco asked how Lucas felt when he heard she was gone and realized he’d never hear her voice again or tell her the things… he thought there would be time to say. Imagine if she hadn’t passed away peacefully in her sleep. His mother took her life, and he knew who was to blame. Lucas said he wanted justice, and Marco said it was all he wanted, but Lucas said, no. He heard Marco, the tone in his voice. He didn’t want justice. He wanted revenge. Did the conversation end with Sonny in a hospital bed or the morgue? He couldn’t be a part of this. Marco said that’s why he lied. He didn’t want to put Lucas in that position. Lucas said, yet here I am, and Marco said he thought he wanted vengeance more than anything, but it turned out that he wanted Lucas just as much. Lucas said he couldn’t have it both ways, and crying, Marco said, I’ll stop. Please stay with me.

Jacinda said she couldn’t believe Michael was drinking a Black Mallard, and he said it’s what he liked. She said, so would she if it was the real deal, and he asked if she thought they were pouring well liquor into the bottle. She said she could almost guarantee it, and he took a sip. He said it was Black Mallard. He wasn’t handy with an ax, but knew his scotch and could prove it by taking a blind taste test.

Ric got a bullseye, and told Elizabeth, ha! And that’s how it’s done. He did a dance, slipped, and fell. She said, exactly like that? Was he okay? He said he was, and they laughed.

Alexis came back and Kristina said it was Molly’s book and Molly’s decision. She was sorry she’d intervened. How about if they buried the hatchet – literally. Alexis said she wished she could, but she had to relieve the sitter. Have fun. Molly and Kristina left.  

Felicia told Maxie that it took time for James to adjust, but Nathan was patient and eventually, James warmed up to him. Now they were two peas in a pod. James adored his father. Maxie said she couldn’t believe this was actually happening, and Felicia said she knew it was a lot. How was she doing? Maxie said she thought it was a miracle that James’s father was back, but she’d watched Nathan die and there was no explanation for this. Felicia said, take all the time she needed to absorb it. She should probably get some rest. Maxie said she was exhausted, but terrified to closed her eyes. What if she didn’t wake up again?

Brook said, poor Spinelli. He must be over the moon that Maxie is awake… Chase said, then Nathan throws a wrench in his world. What would Brook do in her place?

At the Brown Dog, Obrecht ordered schnapps, and saw Spinelli. She said she was thrilled to run into him. She was grateful for the love and guidance he’d shown when Maxie was in a jam. He’d held Maxie’s family together remarkably well. He said he’d do anything for Maxie, and she said, clearly his efforts were no longer necessary. Maxie was awake and coming home to reunite with her beloved Nathan.

In the old harbormaster’s cabin, Britt wondered if the wood could be any wetter, when Jason came in and said, let him. She said he’d cracked her code, and he said, a boat, a snowflake, and a heart. It had to mean this place. It had to mean her.

Chase said, say Brook thought he died and she fell in love and then he came back, and she said, first off, he was never leaving her. She’d feel sorry for the future guy. She would forever and always choose him. They kissed.

Kristina and Molly walked into the hatchet range, and Kristina said, this was a good idea. Seeing Michael with Jacinda and Elizabeth with Ric, she added, but apparently not original.

Elizabeth thanked Ric for a fun night, and he said they should do it more often. She said she thought they just might, and they kissed.  

Her hands over Michael’s eyes, Jacinda said, what if Michael got it right? He said, the winner received a favor to be named later, and she said those were broad parameters and she had a vivid imagination. He said he’d take his chances, and drank. He admitted not knowing which was which. What was the favor? She said she’d think of something.

Ava told Sidwell that she’d just heard from the seller. Maybe they should head to the gallery to sign off on the purchase. Lucy was welcome to join them, but she wasn’t sure Lucy would find it interesting. Lucy said she was going to sit with her delicious souffle. Please go and enjoy his expensive art. Sidwell said it had been a memorable evening. He hoped the three of them would do it again soon. Lucy said he could count on it, and he left with Ava.

Carly said Michael told her about the custody arrangement and that Alexis had a hand in the negotiations, and Alexis said she doubted Carly was happy. Carly said, not at all, but she got that Alexis was doing all she could to make sure Scout stayed with her. She didn’t have to like it to respect it.  

Maxie said she was terrified to go to sleep. She was afraid of lapsing into a coma again. Felicia said that wasn’t going to happen. Did Maxie remember when she had nightmares as a little girl? Maxie said Felicia would hold her hand until she fell back asleep, and Felicia took her hand. She said, close your eyes. I’m not going anywhere.

Obrecht said one thing she’d learned was that true love always found its way, and Spinelli said he couldn’t agree more. They clinked glasses.

Maxie slept, when Felicia’s phone rang. She went into the hallway and said she was wondering when she’d hear from them. Nathan said he just found out, and she said she was with Maxie now. She’d fallen asleep, but they were coming back tomorrow. Maxie couldn’t wait to see him.

Marco said once his father’s project was finished, he was done with all of it, and Lucas said, what about Britt? Marco said she would be done too. He’d make sure of it. He needed to stay until the project was finished. Please. He needed Lucas to believe in him. He held out his hand and after hesitating a moment, Lucas took it. They hugged, but Lucas looked scared.

Jason said Britt took a risk, and she asked why he came. He said because she’d texted. Why do it? She said, because time could be stolen from them at any moment. They shouldn’t waste a second they had together. They kissed.

Tuesday:

Lucas showed up at the MetroCourt and Carly said she’d like to bring their family and Marco’s family together.

Tracy went to Windymere and told Sidwell that they needed to get a few things straight.

At the MetroCourt, Ric told Sonny that he could pick up some of Diane’s slack. Since he was moving operations to Rochester, he needed someone who knew contracts. Turner came in, and Sonny asked her to join them. She said she had update on Rocco.

Laura asked Alexis to come to her office. It had to do with Congressman Cain.

At the hospital, Willow told Elizabeth that she was tendering her resignation.

Chase was at the station, when Molly told Nathan that she was recusing herself from the case. Nathan said they had no new leads against Michael and maybe the case had run its course.

Michael saw Dante in the nook and wondered if they were no longer speaking.

Laura said Drew’s office had been cagey about his condition, and Alexis said his stroke had been serious. He was locked inside himself and couldn’t communicate. He wouldn’t be able to complete his term.

Willow said, right now her family had to be her priority, and Elizabeth said she could extend her leave of absence, but Willow said Drew needed to be properly taken care of. Elizabeth said there were professionals for that, but Willow said, for now, Drew stayed with her.

Molly told Chase that she’d recused herself, and he said he hadn’t meant to imply she was acting improperly. She said she had to avoid even the appearance of impropriety, and could cross a line without realizing. She was moving on and he should do the same.

Dante said, as Michael’s brother, he wanted to talk, but he was acting Police Commissioner. He wasn’t overseeing the case, but it was still his responsibility. Until it was over, it would benefit them both to keep their distance. Michael said it was also an excuse. Wasn’t Dante angry that he lied? Dante said, of course (🍷). He knew Michael’s alibi was shaky, but gave him the benefit of the doubt and it came back to bite him. Michael said he was sorry he’d made the wrong call.

Carly wanted to have Marco and Sidwell over for dinner, but Lucas said it was a terrible idea. She said she wasn’t cooking, and he said that was a given. She was right and he owed her a huge apology.

Tracy said Maxie had recovered and was eager to get to work, but Sidwell doubted she came all this way to tell him in person. She said his days of free reign over Deception were done. Flattering Lucy had gotten him control. Sidwell said when Maxie collapsed publicly, so did Deception’s stock. He took over their transport needs as a favor. She said she wanted a full audit, a detailed documentation of every single shipment.

Ric asked if Rocco was a problem, but Turner said, the opposite. He was doing a great job and logging tons of hours. He’d probably fulfill his sentence ahead of schedule. Sonny said he was grateful for the suspended sentence, and Ric thanked her for signing off on the plea deal. She said she had her reasons.

Michael said he hadn’t wanted to put Dante in the position of having to report it. He didn’t do it, but was the most likely suspect. He needed Dante to find the shooter. Dante asked if Michael was out for justice, and Michael said he was out to save his own ass. He hoped everyone, including Dante, would see he was innocent, and Dante said him too.

Chase said he assumed Nathan was still working on the case, but Nathan said he couldn’t discuss it. Chase said he thought they’d overlooked how Michael could get in Drew’s house.

Willow told Elizabeth that if it became too much, she’d find long-term care for Drew, but didn’t think it was right to start with that. When the time was right, she’d come back to nursing. She was rebuilding her life and unfortunately, leaving GH was the first step.

Sidwell thought an audit was excessive and didn’t want to burden Maxie with it, but Tracy said Maxie wouldn’t be performing the audit. He said he’d give her information on any shipment she wanted, but she said she wanted every single number on every single shipment. He said he was confused. Deception was back in the black, largely thanks to him. She said he’d mistaken Deception for a subsidy of SRE Worldwide. She wanted to go back to the original agreement where he just supplied the zincite.

Lucas said he was so sorry. Carly said Marco was involved in Sidwell’s business. He’d believed Marco, but overheard Marco and his dad and they were working on something illegal. He had no clue what, and got out of there fast.

Laura asked if Scout had seen her father, and Alexis said Willow thought Scout should get settled first. Laura said there was an empty seat in congress and Governor Mendez had called her. Port Charles was the largest city in Drew’s district, and he’d asked for a recommendation. Alexis said if Laura wasn’t the mayor, she’d suggest her, and Laura said, actually, she had the perfect person in mind – Alexis.

Sidwell asked why Tracy cared. Deception was a blip on the Quartermaine financial radar and there was no love lost between her and Lucy. Tracy said she wanted all her investments to be profitable, but her granddaughter was a partner, as was Maxie. For those reasons and more, she wanted the company to be successful and out from under him. He said he preferred his arrangement stay the way it was, but she said, not an option. He suggested she find another hobby. He wasn’t going anywhere. He asked Pascal to show Tracy out. They were done.

Lucas said he couldn’t go into details, and Carly asked if he was going to the police or the WSB. He said he didn’t want Marco arrested. Sidwell took advantage of him when he was emotionally vulnerable. He knew they loved each other. Carly asked what if Marco told Sidwell, but Lucas said, he wouldn’t. She said he didn’t know that, but Lucas said he knew Marco. He couldn’t walk away. At least not yet. Carly said, of course (🍷) he could, but he wouldn’t. Still, he couldn’t stay at Windymere one more day.

Ric said most ADA’s would have thrown the book at Rocco to make a name for themselves, and Turner said Rocco’s accuser was unreliable. Forensics supported none of his claims and he must have realized, since he disappeared. The charge was trespassing and a plea deal was the best choice. Ric said it spoke well of her that she didn’t punish Rocco for Sonny’s reputation, and she said she didn’t fight proxy battles. Sonny said Turner was always up for a fair fight.

Chase said Drew’s house had no sign of forced entry and they must have entered in the back using a key, and Nathan said a lot of people had keys. Chase asked how he could be 100% sure Michael didn’t have a copy.

Dante wondered how he could be sure he didn’t subconsciously push the investigation away from evidence or not want Michael to be guilty, and Michael said he was a great cop with great instincts. Dante said Michael should have told him the truth and let him do his job, and Michael said he trusted Dante, but not the legal system and Dante knew why. Dante said, for what it was worth (🍷), he had faith that Nathan would find out the truth, and Michael said that was all he wanted. Dante left.

Dante went to the station, and told Nathan that he heard Maxie woke up. Nathan said he was all over the place. He was invited to Maxie’s welcome home party, but wanted to wait for Maxie to reach out first. He had something he thought they should have jumped on sooner or possibly overlooked, and Dante asked, what? Nathan said, what if Michael had a key to Drew’s house?  

Pascal told Sidwell that Lucas had been eavesdropping on his conversation with Marco. He didn’t know what Lucas heard, but he had his ear to the living room doors. Sidwell asked what Lucas said when Pascal confronted him, but Pascal said he decided it was best that Lucas not know he was caught. Sidwell wondered why Marco didn’t say anything to him. Perhaps he chose not to pursue it. Pascal said, perhaps he did and was keeping the conversation from Sidwell. Lucas had Marco wrapped around his little finger. If Lucas confronted Marco, could he trust that Marco would come to him?

Lucas said it was his life and his relationship and he could handle Marco, but Carly said Marco wasn’t who he’d thought. How could he trust Marco? He asked how many times Sonny lied to her, but she said she knew who Sonny was at the beginning. Marco was hiding a big piece of his life. If he’d known from the beginning, would he still have gotten involved?  

Sonny said Turner’s talent in the courtroom was better than her talent on the ballfield, and she said if she had a chance to put him on trial, she’d bring her A-game. She left, and Ric asked what was going on between Sonny and the ADA. Who was playing who? Sonny said Turner was ambitious, sharp, and always lobbying for high profile cases. She also never met a press conference she didn’t like, and wouldn’t hesitate to put him behind bars. Ric said, as the former DA who ruined his career by trying to take Sonny down, why was Turner having pleasant conversation with him instead of doing everything she possibly could to put him away?

Chase saw Michael in the nook and walked past him. Michael asked if they could find a way to co-exist. The tension was hard on everyone. Chase said it would make it easier if Michael would turn himself in. He was sure Diane could get him a generous plea deal. Michael said he didn’t frame Willow. The gun was found in her belongings because she shot Drew. Chase said, Willow would never shoot anyone. Michael, on the other hand… Tracy stormed in and said Chase was still blaming Michael for Drew’s shooting, and Chase said, wasn’t it enough that Willow was unjustly accused? Tracy said, Willow was unjustly acquitted.

Willow said she’d put herself on this path and would see it through to the end, and Elizabeth said it wasn’t like they wouldn’t see each other, but the place wouldn’t be the same without Willow. They hugged and Willow thanked her for everything.  

Alexis said she was flattered, but had never considered running for public office, and Laura said that was good news. Port Charles didn’t need a career politician. She had integrity and would fight for their best interest. Alexis said she’d gone to prison, and Laura said she’d paid her debt to society. Alexis said she was disbarred, and Laura said she’d been reinstated. She thought that demonstrated Alexis’s ability to navigate bureaucracy in pursuit of justice. Alexis thought that was a stretch, but Laura didn’t. She said, the most important thing was that Alexis was someone she could work with, in a way she never could with Drew. Alexis said the bar had been set low. Just don’t use the seat to enact petty vendettas. Laura said Alexis wouldn’t be using the higher office as a steppingstone. She’d want the best for Port Charles, and they’d make a good team.

Lucas said Marco represented his father’s corporate interests, but got in deeper after his mom died, and Carly said she thought Marco and Natalia were estranged. He said, that made it worse. They had no chance to reconcile. Marco thought Sidwell would help him get closure, so he got involved in Sidwell’s business. Carly said, business was the word Sonny always used, and he said Marco promised once this was over, he’d keep his distance, so he agreed to stay for now.

Sidwell said he valued Pascal, but never question is son’s loyalty. Pascal said, before Lucas, he had no reason to think so. Sidwell said he didn’t want unnecessary friction with Marco unless absolutely necessary (😐), but he did hear Pascal. Keep an eye on Lucas and make sure he had no more chances to eavesdrop. Pascal asked, what if Lucas demanded Marco choose between him and Sidwell? He understood that Marco remained here to monitor Britt. Sidwell said, if Lucas persuaded Marco to leave, he’d be there to console his son at Lucas’s funeral.

Alexis said she wasn’t sure, but Laura thought she was a natural. they needed someone who understood local issues and could represent them well on a federal level, so they got the support they needed. They could disagree and still work together. Alexis said she didn’t think compromise was a weakness, and Laura said she saw Alexis as someone who wouldn’t put special interests ahead of the people she represented. She wouldn’t let Sidwell use the town for his personal gain. Alexis said Laura would like her to help fight Sidwell?

Molly saw Elizabeth at the hospital and asked if she had a nice Valentine’s Day. She saw Elizabeth and Ric at the hatchet range. She was there with Kristina, but they didn’t stay. They got the sense she and Ric didn’t want to be interrupted.

Nathan said he asked if Michael had the key and he’d said no, and Turner asked if he could take Michael’s word for it. He said, if Michael did have a copy, there was no way to tell when he came into possession of it, and she said they’d start by getting a search warrant.

Willow went to Windymere, and said, Sidwell wanted to see her? and he asked her to call him Jenz.

Molly said she was happy to see Elizabeth and Ric having fun, and Elizabeth said it was fun. And a reminder of how unpredictable Ric could be. Molly said Elizabeth was important to Ric. She’d made a big difference in his life. Elizabeth said she enjoyed spending time with him, and lately, it had been easy and fun.

Sonny said Turner wasn’t out to ruin him, and Ric asked if Sonny liked her. Sonny said, what’s not to like? She was attractive and fair. She’d come after him if she had the chance, but wouldn’t abuse her power to do it. Ric said, so they were friends, and Sonny said they knew where they stood with each other. Ric asked if Sonny was interested in Turner. Not as a respected opponent, but as a woman.

Turner told Dante that she was turning over the case to another prosecutor. She was biased, still believing Willow was guilty. She also didn’t want to wreck her career by publicly admitting they had the wrong person. She didn’t want to be near that, and he should steer clear too.

Chase said, Willow didn’t shoot Drew. Michael did. Michael said he didn’t, and Tracy said Chase was a wonderful man and made her granddaughter happy. But if he couldn’t let this go, he was in the wrong family. Nathan came in and apologized for the intrusion. He was there to serve Michael a search warrant for the keys to Drew’s house. Tracy said they had to call Diane first, but Michael said it was fine. He wouldn’t oppose it – he handed Nathan his keyring – starting with these.  

Carly said, if Marco loved Lucas, Marco wouldn’t let him near his father. Sidwell was dangerous. Lucas said he knew. That was why he was taking Marco with him when he got away from Sidwell.

Laura said she knew it was a lot, but believed she and Alexis could do an awful lot of good for Port Charles. Alexis said she’d consider it, and Laura said, tomorrow. Every day that the seat was empty, the city paid. Alexis said she’d think it over and let Laura know as soon as she could. Laura said, I hope it’s not too long, Congressman Davis.

Sidwell said he’d heard Willow was caring for her husband alone at home, and Willow said she was trying to do the right thing for Drew. Sidwell said, of course (🍷). She was a very appealing public figure, sympathetic and brave. She’d been publicly exonerated, was a cancer survivor, and a nurse. She was a devoted mother who’d repeatedly stood up to the corrupt Quartermaine and Corinthos families. Willow thanked him, but still wasn’t sure why she was there. He said, when a member of congress was incapacitated, it wasn’t unheard of for the spouse to take over and finish the term. He thought she was uniquely qualified to take Drew’s place in Washington.

Wednesday:

Nathan told Dante that he’d gotten a search warrant, but Michael gave him his keys.

Willow met Nina in her office, and Nina said she thought they should have a party for the kids with a bouncy house. Willow thought it sounded great. They’d been through a lot and there was more to come.

In her office, Alexis told Suzanne and Molly that Laura wanted to give her Drew’s job.

Kristina overheard Cody talking on the phone about his book club and said she had a real page turner for him.

Lulu interrupted Laura at work, and Laura said, it was about Maxie, wasn’t it?

Brook went to Maxie’s house and found Spinelli ruminating. She asked why he seemed so down since Maxie was coming home today, and he said it struck him that he’d been happy living there.

Cody said he was reading Pride and Prejudice, and Kristina gave him a copy of Molly’s manuscript. He said he wasn’t touching it. There was a steep price to pay for violating Molly’s privacy.

Alexis said the governor had only asked Laura for a recommendation, and Suzanne was ready to roll, but Alexis said, not yet.

Willow told Nina that Michael gave her joint custody to avoid the visitation hearing. If he was charged, she had something more important to consider. She’d been contacted by Drew’s political associates, and they wanted her to serve the remainder of his term.

Lulu said she was happy for Maxie and her family, and Laura said, that included Nathan now. Lulu said Maxie was coming back to the love of her life.

Nathan told Dante that forensics was on it, and Dante suggested he go home, but he didn’t want to mess things up.

Spinelli said Maxie was coming home, and Brook asked why he was so upset. He said reality had settled in and he realized how he handled what happened today would change his life. If he didn’t rise to the occasion, he could lose Maxie and his family.

Kristina told Cody that she’d violated Molly’s privacy by sending her manuscript to the publisher. Molly never intended for it to be published. It was only a creative exercise. Cody said Molly saw him as a complete doofus, and Kristina suggested he be less self-involved. Casey was loosely based on him and was a doofus at the beginning, but had a true hero’s journey. He was compelling, cool, and deep. Just read the damn book. He said he’d read it when it was published, but she said it wasn’t going to be published.

Alexis said, Laura just made a recommendation, but Molly said, she wouldn’t have asked if she didn’t think the position would be offered. Alexis was perfect for the job. Suzanne agreed, but Alexis said the more she thought about it, the less she thought she’d do it.

Nina said it was a fantastic idea and a wonderful opportunity, but Willow said she didn’t know anything about politics on the federal level. Nina said she was a quick study. She’d been a teacher and a nurse and a amazing spokesperson for New Tomorrow. And Willow had a secret weapon – Nina.

Lulu told Laura that she’d only developed feelings for Nathan because Maxie wasn’t there. She had the right to reclaim her life. Laura said the feelings Lulu had were real and legitimate, and Lulu said even if they were right for her, they were wrong for everyone else.

Dante said he thought Nathan would want to see Maxie, and Nathan said he did, but it wasn’t about him. The last thing he wanted was to confuse James. Maxie had moved on and had a kid with Spinelli before she even met him. He didn’t want to become an obligation.

Spinelli told Brook that Maxie’s husband was alive and in Port Charles after he’d been dead for seven years, and Brook said he was assuming he’d lose without giving Maxie a say. Didn’t he think she’d want one?

Kristina told Cody that Molly never intended on publishing the book and was turning it down. She’d sent it behind Molly’s back, so Molly never got the opportunity to polish it and make the characters the way she wanted them to be. Her editor thought it was perfect and wouldn’t let her change it now. That’s how much Molly cared about him and his feelings. Cody asked if Molly said that.

Molly said Alexis was a fierce and fearless advocate. Who better to speak truth to power? Suzanne said she could make a real difference, and Molly said they needed more truth tellers. Alexis told her that voters said that, but did they believe it? She didn’t know if she could compromise her values. Molly suggested she look at compromise as for the greater good. Look at how she handled Willow and Drew in service of Scout.

Nina told Willow that Drew won the seat because of her. She was the one who had the network and had even introduced him to McConkey, who wouldn’t have given him a second look. She’d made a mistake, but Willow was a different story. Because of her heart, she was more equipped to do good than Drew ever was.

Spinelli said Jason argued that it wasn’t a foregone conclusion, and Brook said Jason was right. He shouldn’t throw in the towel. He said Maxie was the great love of his life, but Brook hadn’t seen Maxie with Nathan. He had, and Maxie was thoroughly in love with him. Nathan was tall, handsome, heroic… She asked how shallow he thought Maxie was.

Nathan said Maxie’s life had changed and he imagined her feelings had too, and Dante asked if he was talking himself into letting her go. Nathan said she had a life with Spinelli that was good and happy, and Dante said, so she shouldn’t have to honor the promises she made before everything changed? Nathan said, for him and Lulu, time stopped, but people moved on. Maxie made a life with someone else, like Dante did with Sam.

Laura said Lulu’s feelings were okay, but Lulu said, then why did she feel guilty? Laura said she was a good person and a good friend, but Lulu said, a good friend visited every week and gave you an impeccable manicure when you couldn’t do it for yourself. She was the type of friend who kissed her best friend’s husband, then tried to make excuses for it being okay to pursue a romantic relationship. Laura said, stop. It was a very complicated situation. Maxie hadn’t even known Nathan was alive and moved on. Lulu said, had she really? She was there and saw up close what Nathan’s death did to Maxie. Now that he was back, why wouldn’t it change everything for her?

Lulu said she suddenly realized her feelings for Nathan were deeper than she thought, and Laura hugged her. She said Lulu had talked about how she felt. Had she talked to Nathan? How did he feel?

Nathan said, if Dante had known Lulu would wake up, would he have given up his life with Sam to be with her? and Dante said he and Lulu weren’t together when she got hurt and Sam died before Lulu woke up. The timing was different and timing mattered. He loved Sam and was committed to her. He’d wanted to spend the rest of his life with her and the kids. Nathan said, of course (🍷). What if Maxie was committed to Spinelli and the life she made with him?

Brook said she wasn’t in Port Charles when Maxie and Nathan were together, but she’d witnessed Maxie and Spinelli become real life partners and build a life. She watched Maxie find her way back to him. When Maxie talked about him, her eyes lit up. She loved telling stories about how smart, funny, and loyal he was, what a wonderful father he was, and how they fit together. Why was he assuming her relationship with Nathan meant more than what they’d created together?

Molly said Alexis managed to get Willow acquitted and navigate the tension and conflict with people she cared about for Scout’s sake. She’d compromised so Scout would be better off. Suzanne said that’s what politics was. The end game was doing the best for her constituents and making compromise worthwhile. Alexis said they had good points, but would she be doing it for the greater good or for her own ego?  

Nina said Drew used his power as a weapon for his personal vendettas, but Willow would use her power to help her constituents. The same ones Drew promised to care for, but ignored. Willow said she didn’t know policy, and Nina said that’s why she’d succeed. People would want to work with her. Drew had almost a year left. It was nothing. If she didn’t like it, she could walk away afterward. If she liked it, it could change the trajectory of her life and empower her in ways she never dreamed.

After reading a little, Cody said Casey was still a doofus, and Kristina said he had the attention span of a four-year-old. She’d cut to the chase. Molly bottled her emotions and writing had been an outlet since she was a kid. She poured her heart out on the page and suddenly wrote a book. It was magical and annoyingly productive, but she’d rather keep it hidden than hurt him. That should tell him how much she cared.

Molly asked how this could be about Alexis’s ego, and Alexis said Drew was a decorated Navy SEAL and wanted to serve his country. He was also a vacuous pit of need that no amount validation could fill, but he wasn’t always like that. Maybe politics corrupted him and turned him into the psycho he was today. Molly said Alexis wasn’t Drew. She had principles and purpose, and a moral compass. Suzanne said she had more faith in Alexis than she had in Drew, and Molly said Alexis didn’t owe anybody anything, but she’d love to see Alexis represent her. Suzanne said her too, but Alexis said it wasn’t just about her. If she took the position, there would be consequences for Scout.

Lulu told Laura that she hadn’t talked to Nathan, but was sure he was thrilled about the reunion. He’d never stopped loving Maxie. Laura said she was sure he’d be thrilled Maxie was awake, but Lulu couldn’t assume to know his feelings. Lulu said she didn’t want to complicate the situation more. She wanted her feelings to go away. She felt most that Maxie deserved her happy ending and so did Nathan. The person she felt bad about was Spinelli.

Spinelli told Brook that he’d choose Maxie 1000 times over, but if circumstances hadn’t ripped Nathan out of her life, what were the odds she’d choose him? Brook said he’d find out, but Maxie got to make the choice. Maybe it was scary for her too. He said if she chose to be with Nathan, he’d be devastated, but he’d support and respect her decision, and Brook said, another reason Maxie loved him. She didn’t settle, she chose him. Let her choose again.

Dante told Nathan that assumption was never a smart thing. Let Maxie set the pace. The kids had their mom back and James would have both parents for the first time. He’ll love that. Nathan said he hoped so. If Maxie wanted to try again, he’d do that. Dante said, because it’s what James wanted? It had to be what Nathan wanted too. Did he?

Cody asked why this was so important, and Kristina said she loved her sister and didn’t think she should pass up the opportunity. Books mattered and she thought Molly’s book could mean something to people. It was a special, lovely story about people taking the time to know someone past the first impression. The world could use more of that and she thought her sister deserved to see her work published. It was just a hobby, but Molly was good, and his opinion mattered. She wanted him to read it, keep an open mind, then decide. He said what if he didn’t love Casey’s hero’s journey? And she said, then her sister was wrong about him. Molly thought he was a hero and this was his chance to prove her right. She left and Cody sat down to read.

Alexis said if she took the position, she’d be a public official. She’d been to prison, been disbarred, and was a recovering alcoholic. It would be brought up in debate, and if it was just her, she’d handle it, but it was all of them. She didn’t think it was fair to impose it on them. Molly said she’d be a model for Scout. She’d be showing her granddaughter how to face challenges head-on, overcome them, and learn how to triumph over adversity. Sometimes people didn’t know who to be or what to do until they were shown. Alexis wondered how Molly got so smart and inspired, and Molly said she learned from the best. What did Alexis want to do? Alexis said she wanted to serve in congress.

Willow said Nina made it sound easy, and Nina said it wouldn’t be, but it would be worth it. And she’d be with Willow every step of the way. They’d do it together. Willow wondered how she’d have time with having the kids part-time, and Nina said, Michael would have them 60% of the time. He’d have to work around her schedule since she’d be serving her country in Washington DC. Willow said, what about Drew? and Nina said she thought it was time to consider long-term care. She’d be doing a wonderful thing, and she was the only person he’d want to serve in his place.

Laura said Lulu thought Maxie would choose Nathan? and Lulu said, Spinelli knew how much Maxie had loved Nathan and thought he’d bow out even though it would shatter him. Laura said, poor Spinelli. He had a beautiful heart. Lulu said she guessed it was good that she and Nathan barely got started. It just didn’t feel that way. They hugged.

Spinelli wondered what happened when Maxie saw Nathan for the first time and was dazzled by his ocean blue eyes, and Brook said, dazzled was a temporary state. She knew in her heart that Spinelli was the one. Spinelli swept Maxie off her feet every day. Spinelli said he did and he would. He would sweep Maxie off her feet, but would need an assist from Brook.  

Dante said Nathan could only speak for himself. What did he want to do? Dante’s phone rang, and he said, thanks for letting him know. He told Nathan that they found a match on one of Michael’s keys. His brother lied. He had the key to Drew’s house.

Thursday:

Dante said Michael told them that he didn’t have the key and he wasn’t stupid, and Nathan said Michael didn’t exactly tell the truth all the time and had been caught in another lie. Dante said he was sorry to say they had to talk to Michael immediately and Nathan was the only one who could do it.

Willow adjusted Drew’s bed and told him Wiley and Amelia were coming over to stay with her. Despite all the obstacles, it was actually happening and both knew he was an obstacle. She hated that it had to be this way, but he hadn’t left her any other choice. She had to do the best for her children. The doorbell rang and she said it must be Alexis who was supervising the drop-off. She’d check on him later.

Ric asked if Michael was okay with the custody arrangement, and Michael said, it could be worse. Wiley wondered when they were leaving, when Michael’s phone rang. Nathan said they needed Michael to come down and answer some questions. It was best if he came now.

Willow said she’d waited so long, and it wouldn’t have been possible without Alexis’s help. She hugged Alexis, who didn’t hug back.

Mac told Georgie and James that they’d done a good job with the sign. No fighting, arguing, name calling, and James wasn’t climbing or breaking speed records. Maxie walked in with Felicia as he said he wanted them safe and sound, and she said, mission accomplished. They hugged.

Dante told Turner that Michael was on his way, and she said it was a smart move to check his keys, but Nathan said Chase had suggested it. Turner said it would determine whether Michael would be charged with attempted murder.

Michael said he had to go to the station and asked Ric to take the kids. Ric wondered what they wanted to question Michael about, and Michael said they’d had a warrant for his keys. They thought he had one for Drew’s house, but he never did. Ric asked, then why were they bringing him in? and Michael said, great question.

Alexis told Willow that she and Ric loathed each other for years and it was hard on Molly. The best thing was for her to put aside er acrimony with Michael. The kids would fare better if they coexisted peacefully. Willow said she’d do her best, and Alexis wondered if she could check on Drew before she brought Scout to see him.

Spinelli came out and said, no. He missed Maxie’s grand entrance. Maxie hugged the kids and said she’d missed them so much. James said she was back and so was his dad. He couldn’t wait for her to see him.

Maxie thanked Brook and Chase for taking care of the kids, and Brook said she was so worried. She’d missed Maxie so much. Maxie said she was back now and never leaving again, and they hugged.

Willow said Drew had a visitor, and Alexis said she hoped he was up for company. He blinked once, and Willow said he blinked once for yes and twice for no. Unfortunately, it was the only way he could communicate. Whatever Alexis thought best for Scout was what they’d do. Elizabeth called, and Willow left. Alexis said she and Drew certainly had issues, but she never wished anything like this would happen to him. (Ha-ha – sure.) It must be horrific. He blinked once.

Ric asked if the kids were ready to go, and Wiley asked if Michael was in trouble, but Ric said, not at all. They just wanted to give him his keys back. Wiley said, the keys Uncle Chase took? (D’oh! Mouths of babes.)

Spinelli thanked Brook for her help picking out his trés chic ensemble, and she said he looked handsome. He said he pulled out all the stops to fight for Maxie, and she said he had this in the bag. Cody came out with James, who wanted to tell Maxie the big news. Cody said, while she was gone, James learned how to jump with Comet. He was always there and James always followed instructions. James said, no negotiating, no begging, no helmet, no riding, and Maxie said she was proud of him. James left to find a video and Cody said he made sure James was safe. Maxie said her son was an adrenaline junkie and it was scary. Her mom said Cody had been there, and not just for riding lessons, but for James’s nightmares too. He said they were family, and she said he’d proven that.

In the interrogation room, Michael said he needed to reschedule since Diane was stuck in court, and Nathan said he could be detained until she was available. Michael asked if he was going to be arrested, when his phone rang. Nathan gave him some privacy, and Michael said, perfect timing. He needed a lawyer. Ric said he’d be there after dropping off the kids, but wanted to give Michael a heads up. He’d tell Michael when he got there, but in the meantime… Michael told him, don’t say anything without a lawyer present. He had the feeling he was walking into a trap, and Ric said he most definitely was, but if they played it right, the PCPD would suffer the consequences, not him.

Spinelli told Maxie that the kids were planning a surprise in the den. Relax while they set it up. He left, and Lulu arrived. Maxie said, you are late, and Lulu said, what else is new? They hugged, and Lulu asked how Maxie was doing. Maxie said it was a little overwhelming, and Lulu said she understood. It was disorienting to find out time didn’t stop for everyone else. Maxie said it would take time to adjust to being normal, and Lulu said Maxie was there for her when she came back and she planned on returning the favor. Maxie said Lulu was such a good friend, when Brook came in.

Michael said, Maxie was coming home and it was too bad Nathan was missing it. Nathan said if Michael wanted to help, answer his questions now, and Michael said he loved Maxie and would do anything for her, except implicate himself.

Turner didn’t get how Michael could be foolish enough to incriminate himself, and Dante agreed Michael wasn’t that sloppy. Turner said, maybe he finally got tripped up by his own arrogance.

Elizabeth brought some cupcakes Aiden made and asked how Willow was holding up. Willow said she was all over the place. She was excited, but scared she’d seem like a stranger. Elizabeth said it might be awkward at first, but they’d re-bond in no time, and Willow said Elizabeth had been a good friend and she’d never forget it. A car pulled in and Willow opened the door. Wiley and Amelia ran to her and she cried, hugging them. She said she’d missed them both so much, and Wiley said they’d missed her too. Ric brought the kids’ bags, and Elizabeth came out. They smiled at each other, and Willow said, it was so hard being away from them. She loved them both. Wiley said they loved her too.

Alexis said Scout missed Drew, but she was taking good care of her. Scout was doing well in school and having a great time with Kristina and Molly. She’d like to bring Scout, but thought she should prepare Scout first since he wouldn’t be able to communicate with her very well. Drew blinked over and over, and Alexis asked if he was trying to tell her something. He blinked once.

The kids were ready in the den, and Maxie left. Lulu said she felt Brook judging her and saw her disapproval. Brook said she didn’t think Lulu should tell Maxie that she and Nathan had feelings for each other unless they’d acted on them, and Lulu said they’d kissed once. Almost twice, but they didn’t. Brook said she was hoping they’d paused at the having feelings floor, but as long as it ended now, she didn’t think Lulu should tell Maxie. It would only hurt her. Lulu was surprised Brook wasn’t going to tell her, but Brook said Maxie needed the support of all her friends, even Lulu.  

Elizabeth said she thought Willow had this, but Willow asked her to stay so it would seem more like a party. Plus, she could use the moral support. Wiley asked if they could save a cupcake for his daddy, and Willow said she thought Michael was coming with them. Wiley said he was, but had to go to the police station. They had his keys. Willow flashed back to putting Drew’s key on Michael’s keychain, and Elizabeth wondered what it could be about, but Willow said she had no idea.

Ric arrived at the station and told Michael that the kids were happily reunited with their mom. Nathan suggested they get started and said, on February 2nd, they’d asked if Michael had the key to Congressman Cain’s house and he’d said no. Did he stand by his statement? Ric said, don’t answer, and told Nathan, cut to the chase. Nathan said they had a warrant for Michael’s keys to see if he had access to Drew’s house and he had a ky that did, but Michael said that was impossible. It must be a mistake.

Maxie said she loved the slide show, and Georgie said they wanted to catch her up on what she’d missed. James wondered when his dad was getting there, but Felicia said Nathan was stuck at work.

Mac said he was glad Cody was able to make it, but thought he’d bring Molly, and Cody said he would have, but things hadn’t been great between them. Mac asked, what happened? and Cody said it wasn’t important. He didn’t want to drag the mood down. Mac said if Cody wanted to talk, he was there.

Chase said they had to go, and Maxie thanked them. Bailey Lou loved spending time with them. Chase said the feeling was mutual, and Maxie said Bailey Lou was lucky to have them in her life.  

Alexis said she was sorry. She knew Drew was trying to tell her something, but she didn’t understand. He was blinking three times, and she didn’t know what he meant. She thought she was agitating him and wanted to get Willow, but he blinked twice. She said she was going to leave. She’d tell Scout that he loved her and was thinking about her, and she’d bring Scout to see him soon.

Back at the Quartermaines’, Chase said, that was a good time, and Brook said she loved Maxie and all the kids were happy. He said he guessed they wouldn’t be babysitting much anymore, and she said he’d miss having a little one around, huh? He said he wasn’t trying to pressure her, since he knew she wasn’t ready to adopt, and she said she loved that he was supportive, but she’d been giving it a lot of thought. They should do it. Let’s start our family. They kissed.

Michael said he’d never had a key to Drew’s, and Ric asked for a private moment with his client. Nathan said it would be better if Michael told the truth, and Ric said, Michael had no key, but Nathan said, it was in his possession. Ric said he wasn’t getting into a legal debate with Nathan. He motioned to Turner through the window and said that was her cue. Turner told Nathan that she’d take it from here, and Nathan left. He told Dante, sorry, but Dante said he did fine. Go see Maxie and tell her that he said hi and was happy that she was home.

In the den alone, Lulu looked at the kids’ Valentine cards to Maxie and flashed back to almost kissing Nathan.

Spinelli told Maxie about his new trick for getting Bailey Lou down, and Maxie said it was impressive. She thanked him for keeping the family together while she was gone, and he said he’d had a lot of help. She said, at the end of the day, he was the glue. When she left, she’d had three kids, and when she woke up she had three kids. That she still had James was most impressive. He said, they made it work, but nothing was the same without her. Things may not go back to the way they were, but she shouldn’t rush to figure things out. He knew it was complicated, but the most important thing was that she was back. Was there anything he could do for her? She said today had been a lot and she probably needed alone time. Let everyone enjoy themselves. She was going to take a walk, clear her head, and get some fresh air. Tell everyone she loved them. She left.

Turner said she strongly suggested Michael cooperate. They had enough to charge him. Ric laughed and said they had nothing, and she said it was the third lie they’d caught Michael telling – his alibi, being on Congressman Cain’s street the night of the shooting, and now he lied about not having a key to Drew’s house. Ric said they had no proof. They could prove the key was on Michael’s keyring, but that didn’t prove Michael put it there. Much less that he used it to get into Drew’s house. They had no chain of evidence. It was pure speculation. He was asking for them to allow his client to leave immediately.

Willow gave the kids Christmas presents that she’d saved, when Alexis came back and Willow stepped aside with her. Alexis asked how the drop-off was, and Willow said, Michael wasn’t there. How was Drew? Alexis said she told him about Scout, but he seemed agitated. It was like he wanted to communicate something, but she couldn’t figure out what it was.

Elizabeth said the kids were so happy with Willow, and Willow said it confirmed he knew in his heart. Everything she’d done to reach this point was worth it. Elizabeth said she wanted Willow to have more moments like this, and Willow asked her to keep an eye on the kids while she checked on Drew.

Turner said, if Michael didn’t put the key on the keyring, then who did? and Ric said there were currently many more people living under the same roof as Michael. Turner asked if he was implying someone from Michael’s own family was trying to frame him, but Ric said he wasn’t implying anything. He was talking about one person in particular. An eyewitness recently saw someone handle Mihcael’s keys who had no reason to. Michael said, Willow? but Ric said, one of the PCPD’s finest – Officer Harrison Chase.

In the nook, Brook thanked Alexis for coming on such short notice, and Chase said they’d come to her last year about the adoption process. Alexis said they’d put it on hold, and Brook said, if she was still willing to represent them, they’d like to look into adopting a child. Alexis said it was a big step. Congratulations. She may have a big commitment coming up, but she’d be delighted to help. How soon did they want to start? Brook said, immediately.

Will allow said Alexis told her that Drew was trying to communicate with her. She knew he was trying to tell Alexis what she’s been up to. Sorry. She couldn’t let him do that. She put a syringe full of the drug into his IV tube.

Georgie said, the party was a huge success. It was great having their mom back home. Spinelli said he wholeheartedly concurred, and James asked if he thought their mom liked the party, and Spinelli said, of course (🍷). James said, then why did she leave? and Georgie said, maybe it was too much. Spinelli said, she loved it, but sometimes when you were full of joy, you needed alone time to process. All she needed from them right now was the promise that when she came back, they’d all be waiting.

At the cemetery, Nathan brushed the snow from his own grave. Maxie came in the gate and said, Nathan? He stood up and said, Maxie? They soap looked at each other.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Lulu is rushing out when she finds a photo of Luke. She says, hi, dad.

In her office, Laura tells Elizabeth that it’s nice to see her. She had no idea Elizabeth was stopping by. Elizabeth says she knows Laura is really busy, but she wants to share some good news. Aiden finally passed his driver’s test. Laura says, thank God. Good for him and good for Elizabeth. Her days being a chauffeur are over. Elizabeth says, that’s true. Now Aiden is in full savings mode and begging her to take him car shopping because he’s obsessed with finding the right one. Laura says she didn’t realize he was that into cars, and Elizabeth says, it’s all he talks about these days. Laura says, that’s really interesting, and Elizabeth says she knows, right? She has no idea who he gets that from. Laura says she does. His grandfather, Luke.

Sonny goes to his old kitchen to visit the moss bowl🎍and finds Carly, who asks if everything is all right with Donna. He says he just dropped Donna off at school. He knocked at the front door, and he guesses she didn’t hear. She asks if everything is okay, and he says Donna told him that she left lunchbox foyer while she was putting on her coat. He said he’d get it and bring it to her. Carly says, Donna’s lunch isn’t for a couple of hours. Does he want to have a cup of coffee with her? He says, Corinthos coffee? and she says, if she had anything else, her whole system would shut down. He says he guesses he’ll take a cup. He sees a poker chip and asks where it came from, and she says, from Donna. She found it. She hopes he isn’t teaching Donna to gamble. He says, Donna isn’t old enough to count cards, but when she is, he will, and Carly says, that’s not funny. He says he found it in a box when he was moving to the new house and gave it to Donna, and she says, take it home with him. Donna will either cover it in glitter or learn to play Texas Hold ‘Em and she doesn’t need either headache. He says he’s got to tell her… It reminds him of… She says, Luke, and he says, Luke.

Lulu goes to the nook where Tracy is having tea, and Tracy asks if she can make… Lulu runs to her and hugs her, and Tracy asks, what’s wrong? She’ll take care of it. She’ll fix it. She’ll hire someone to fix it. Consider it fixed. Lulu says, nothing is wrong. Can’t a stepdaughter need a hug from her stepmonster? Tracy says, of course (🍷), but this is not an ordinary occurrence, and Lulu says she came across a picture of her dad. She shows Tracy, who says, can she? Tracy takes the photo and says, Lulu never had a chance to grieve her father, did she? Lulu shakes her head, and Tracy says, well, it’s important to do. So they’re going to honor her dad. Lulu hugs her again.

Laura tells her assistant to cancel her 4 pm. She has a couple of errands she needs to take care of out of the office. And one more thing. Please remind her to get a birthday gift early. Her grandson is saving up for a car. Her assistant says, knowing teenage boys, he probably wants a convertible, and Laura says, probably.

At All Saints, Lulu lights s candle and sits with Tracy, who holds her hand. Lulu says, it’s so quiet, and Tracy says, it sure is. Lulu says, her dad always told her that he was surprised he didn’t burst into flames when he walked in, and Tracy says, however, a watering hole on the other hand… Lulu says, welcomed him with open arms. This isn’t working. You were right. Tracy says, about what? and Lulu says, this isn’t her dad. Let’s go. Lulu leaves, and on her way out, Tracy blows out the candle. She looks up and says, I know. I know.

Sonny flashes back to seeing Luke on a patio and Luke saying he’s out of there. Sonny asks what he thinks he’s doing, and Luke says, this is where his family lives. His sister, his wife, and son. Sonny says, calm down. Don’t go crazy on him. Does he want to give the neighbors a show? Luke says, that’s fair. As he understands, they’ve got business to do, but they do not do business here – ever. You do not come to my house. You do not speak to my friends. And under no circumstances do you ever go near my family. Understand? Carly asks if Sonny is taking a trip down Memory Lane, and Sonny says, it’s hard not to. Luke spent a lot of time on the Haunted Star. When he first met Luke, he would never have guessed they’d end up where they did. Luke was more than a friend. He was Sonny’s brother. Carly says, he was so good to her mother, and Sonny says, when he wasn’t driving Bobbie crazy. She says, Luke thought she hung the moon, while she… He says, not so much, and she says, not so much. She flashes back to telling Luke that she doesn’t care about ELQ, and he says he does. So turn everything over to him and he’ll take care of everything, and she can wipe her hands of the whole deal. She asks why she’d do that, and he says, because they’re family, calling her Caroline. She says, since when? and he says, since she was born. How about a little Spencer solidarity?

Lulu tells Tracy that church was the last place her dad would ever be. He didn’t even get married in one. Tracy asks what she suggests. They go to Atlantic City? Vegas? What? Lulu says, find some random casino, since it was where Tracy and her dad got hitched… the first time. Tracy says, hitched is a nice way of putting it, and Lulu says her dad tricked Tracy into marrying him when she was drunk beyond belief, so she thinks hitched is pretty generous. Tracy says, there they have the beginning of a complicated, tumultuous… beautiful and oh so real… She flashes back to Luke saying, good morning, beautiful. How do you like your coffee? She says, no, and he says, welcome to our honeymoon, you wildcat. She says, no amount of alcohol in the world could ever make her marry him, and he says, consider the evidence. He shows her his wedding ring and the certificate, and she says, ugh. He says, we have to stay married until death do us part. Tracy remembers smashing a raw egg on Luke’s head, and him saying, oh, Spunky. She tells Lulu, forget the casino. She has a better idea. She takes Lulu’s hand and pulls her along.

Carly says she’s got to get to Bobbie’s, and Sonny says he’ll bring Donna her lunchbox. She thanks him for taking care of Donna, and he says, yeah. She thanks him for talking to her about Luke. It was nice. He says, yeah, it was, and she leaves. He picks up the poker chip, puts it in his coat pocket, and leaves.  

At the Brown Dog, no one is around, and Lulu says she told Tracy that it was too early, but Tracy says, nonsense. The door was open, so somebody has to be here. A janitor comes out, and Tracy says, told you. He says, they’re closed, and Lulu says, see? Tracy says, actually, they’re here to celebrate somebody dear to them, somebody they loved and lost. The man says he’s sorry to hear that, and Tracy says, thanks. He says, but they can’t stay. Come back at 5 when they open.

Tracy counts out $500 into the janitor’s hand, and he says, it’s a steep price for a remembrance, but Tracy says, it’s worth every penny. He tells them to promise not to let anybody else in and don’t do damage. Tracy asks if they look like the types to trash a bar, and he says, her (meaning Lulu), no, but you, definitely. Tracy laughs and Lulu says she’ll make sure Tracy behaves. The janitor leaves, and Lulu says, now what? Tracy says, now we toast, and Lulu wonders what they should drink. Tracy says, the better question is, what was his drink? and Lulu goes behind the bar and gets out two bottles.

Sitting in All Saints, Laura says, what a life we led. Us together and apart. She flashes back to holding a baby and Luke asking what she thinks of Lulu. Laura says, Lulu? That’s her alter ego, her secret identity. He says, Lulu and Lucy Johnson are his favorite identities. That way she can be named after her mother and grandmother. She says, Leslie Lulu, and a young Lucky says, how about just Lu? Leslie Lu. Larua says she loves it, and Luke says him too. In the present, Laura says, no one could ever accuse them of being boring. They burned too brightly for that. As she speaks, we flash back through their life together. She says, even when they built their family, it never stopped being an adventure. It’s because of you, my love. Because you were a force of nature. You didn’t just walk on this earth, you changed it. You changed me. I see you in the kids of course (🍷), in their fire and in their stubbornness and in their refusal to live life small. But there’s more than that. She actually sees glimpses of him every day of her life, in every brave choice she makes, whenever she stands her ground, when she really feels like she wants to turn and run. She thinks that’s why it’s so hard to accept that he’s gone. It just feels wrong. Even saying it sounds like a lie. She knows he’s not here on earth with them anymore, but he never left her. Never once. She feels his presence when life gets too heavy and she feels like she can’t go one more step. It’s his voice she hears, calling her angel, reminding her of who she is. And then somehow, she finds the strength and does go on because what they had was never really over for her. It just transformed because their hearts are bonded together beyond time, beyond loss, beyond this lifetime. Nothing can change that. Nothing. Thank you for the dance. Thank you for the adventure and thank you for the love of a lifetime.

Tracy says she heard Lulu’s father’s drink of choice was scotch, but Lulu says she thought it was rum. Tracy says, actually she thinks his favorite drink was whatever you’ve got, and Lulu says, well, rum and scotch are both available. Tracy says, so how about a little bit each – in separate glasses please. Lulu says, thank God, and Tracy says, her father was the textbook definition of a renegade. Lulu says, no one was going to tell him who to be or what to do, and Tracy says, Lord knows she tried. She flashes back to Luke being in the hospital, and he says, she’s pretty damn mad at somebody. She says, at him for treating life with such callous disregard. She’s furious at him that he refuses to put her, his children, or anybody else ahead of his infantile insistence on living life on his terms. Why for God’s sake? He says, she’s supposed to know him better than anybody. So he had a couple heart attacks… All right, three. So what is he supposed to do, roll up in a ball and not be him? Tracy and Lulu clink glasses, and Lulu says, wow, that is… wow. Switch drinks. They take a sip and Lulu says she’s not sure which is worse. Tracy laughs and says she’s not sure this is the best way to honor Lulu’s father if he had a drinking problem, and Lulu says, don’t tell him that. Tracy says, too late. Her father chased his demons and even caught up with a few. Just not the one who liked to drink with him. Lulu says, but the spark in his eye came back, and Tracy says, her father would not, could not be kept down.

Laura goes to Bobbie’s, and Carly asks if she can give her some coffee. Laura says, oh, please. Great. Carly says, already been day, huh? and Laura says, and then some. It’s nice to see her. Carly says, it’s nice to see Laura. Is everything okay? Laura says, for some reason, she’s been thinking an awful lot about Luke today and doesn’t know why, and Carly says, that’s funny. She and Sonny were just talking about him earlier. Laura says, really? Maybe there’s something in the air. Carly wonders if there’s an anniversary or birthday they missed, but Laura says she doesn’t think so. Then again, they didn’t need an occasion to miss someone. Carly says, no, they certainly don’t.  

Sonny comes into the Brown Dog, and Lulu asks what he’s doing here. He says he was going to ask them the same thing. He saw the car out front and the bar is closed. He thought they might be having car trouble. Lulu says, no car trouble, but he’s right. The bar is closed. Tracy says, Lulu felt that she’d never really grieved Luke, so they’re doing it here today by celebrating, and Sonny says, that’s nice. He doesn’t want to interrupt. He’ll let them go. Lulu says, wait. He loved her dad too. He says he still does, and she suggests he join them. He sits down.  

Laura tells Carly, it’s delicious. So fresh. She thanks Carly for keeping the place going, and Carly says she does it for her mom. This place was so important to her. Laura says, and Luke. She leaves and outside, she flashes back to being with Luke in the kitchen at Bobbie’s. She says she loves him and wants to be his wife. She’s still happy. Please face her. He turns and she says, he still loves her. She can see it in his eyes. Laura’s phone chimes and it’s a text from Lulu: Where R U?  

Elizabeth looks at her phone and smiles. She asks Nurse Emma if everything is okay around here, and Emma says, it’s shockingly quiet around here. Elizabeth says, excellent. She’s going to take off a few minutes early. There’s someplace she needs to be. As she waits for the elevator, she looks at her phone.

Sonny says, Lulu’s dad gave Tracy a run for her money – literally – and Tracy says he doesn’t have to look so amused by it. He says, it definitely worked out in the end, and she says, yeah, but in the beginning… Lulu says, okay, yes. It got off to a rocky start, but her dad ended up falling in love. Tracy says, hopelessly, and Sonny says, a couple so wrong, it turned out so right. Lulu asks if they can talk about how much Luke got away with, and Sonny says, the list is so long. He blew up the Haunted Star. Tracy says, that man never answered for a single con, a single disguise, because he was so damn charming. Sounds like somebody else they know. Sonny asks if she just called him charming, and she says, no. They laugh, and Lulu says, hearing their stories, she misses him less. Sonny says he’s got a million of them, when Laura comes in. She says, maybe, but nobody has more than her. This was a wonderful choice. She thinks Lulu’s dad would feel right at home here. She sits down.

Carly leaves Bobbie’s and outside, she looks at the sign. She flashes back to asking if Luke is calling her a liar. He says, no. He’s calling her a Spencer, through and through. She came out of the womb ready to rumble. She doesn’t suffer fakes or fools and he appreciates that. She says he thinks he knows her so well, and Luke says, she knows him and knows if some arrogant cop and his lovestruck girlfriend got one of his kids thrown in the slammer, he’d wait years if he had to roll over broken glass and hot tar to get revenge. Does that sound familiar? In the present, she looks at the sign and digs around in her bag for something. She takes out the poker chip.

Lulu says her father told her nothing ventured, nothing gained when it came to two things – cards and love, and Tracy says, leave it to him to link cards and love. Laura says she doesn’t know about that. She thinks there’s a lot of luck involved with both. Lulu says, to love, and they clink glasses. Laura flashes back to her and Luke’s first wedding, and Luke says, I, Lucas Lorenza Spencer, take thee Laura Webber Baldwin, to be my wedded wife. To have and hold from this day forward. For better, for worse; for richer, for poorer; in sickness and in health. TO love and to cherish till death do us part. Carly comes in and says, of all the random places to meet. This is an interesting group. What’s going on? Lulu says she never got a chance to mourn her father, so she’s doing it tonight. She thought Carly would want to be a part of it. Laura says she’s sure this is why they were all thinking about Luke today, and Carly says she thinks Laura is right. She asks why Sonny gave back the poker chip, and he says he didn’t. She says, he must have. She found it in her purse when she was leaving Bobbie’s. He says, whoever put it there, it wasn’t him, when Elizabeth comes in and says, hi, everybody. Lulu says, she made it, and Elizabeth says, Lulu told her they were celebrating Luke and she wants in. Tracy says, pull up a chair. Scotch or rum? Elizabeth asks if those are the only options, but Lulu says, no, and she sits down.

Sonny says, in some cultures people believe you die twice. Once when you take your last breath and then when your name is mentioned for the last time. Tracy asks if it matters if your actual name is used or would jackass suffice? Then you could live on forever. Laura says she guesses they all mourn in their own ways. Everyone’s rituals are different. Carly says, they all have them in their own way, and Sonny says he’s seen people celebrate with lanterns they put out to sea in remembrance. Lulu says she loves that. It sounds beautiful.

The group stands at the pier with their lanterns, and Laura says sometimes we act like we say one final goodbye and that’s it. And sometimes, in some situations, it is, but with Lulu’s dad, it’s a little but more like, see you later. Sometimes just hearing a certain tone in someone’s voice or hearing a song by one of his favorite artists or sometimes she catches a scent, and it smells like one of his shirts, like he’s right there, standing in the room with her. Sonny says, may Luke be joined with his beloved Haunted Star and may he always roll sevens. He puts his lantern in the water, and Tracy passes out to-go cups and says, Luke’s favorite. Laura says, to Luke, and they all toast, to Luke. Laura says, this just feels right, and Lulu thanks Tracy and tells her that she loves her. Tracy says she loves Lulu too, and Lulu sees a light. She watches as Luke leaves for the last time, turning to look at her and smiling. She says, see you later, dad, and we see the lanterns in the water.

Alone, Sonny flashes back to Luke giving him a gun. Sonny says, it’s a thing of beauty, and Luke says he wants Sonny to have it, but Sonny says, Luke can’t give it to him. It’s his gun. Luke says he just did, and Sonny says, but he can’t let Luke go wherever he’s going. He’s unarmed. Luke says he’s not exactly defenseless, and Sonny says, fast talking can only get him so far. Luke says, that gun belongs in the life they both chose. He’s walking away from that life. He has to find something else, something different, while there’s still time. Sonny raises his cup.

Back home, Elizabeth finds a muffin that Aiden has left for her and flashes back to telling Luke that she baked him some brownies. He says, her specialty, and she says, he remembered. She bets she can make him laugh, and he says, that would be quite a feat. Go for it. She opens her coat and says, ta-da! revealing a silly outfit. He says he likes the socks. He knows she wouldn’t join a cult… She’s working the GH Christmas bash. She asks if he wants to be her date, and he says, that’s about the sweetest offer he’s had this millennium. In the present, she picks up the car magazine underneath the muffin plate and reads.

Laura’s assistant asks how everything went, and Laura says, it was an interesting day. Her assistant says, productive? and Laura says, yes, very, and special. Her assistant says, all was quiet here, so she ran out and got Laura’s grandson a card. It’s on her desk. Laura thanks her and she leaves. Laura sits at her desk and looks at the card. It has a car on the front and says, Happy Birthday – Hope it’s a great ride! She flashes back to being in Luke’s car in disguise, and hearing sirens. Luke pulls over and tells her to focus now. Keep relaxed and breathe. Breathe. She cries and remembers dancing with him. He says he wants her to know that when he looks at her now, he doesn’t see the 18-year-old girl anymore. He sees a woman and she’s magnificent. He’ll always be proud she’s his wife. She says she’ll always be proud he’s her husband. And if she’s as magnificent as he says, it’s because she spent the first half of her life with him. He kisses her hand.

Carly stacks menus, and flashes back to telling Luke that if he thinks relationship advice is going to give him another month of free rent, he’s crazy. Luke says they agreed that his stay there would be open-ended and fully comped and she knows it. Get her head out of her shapely butt, because she knows bullets and love don’t mix. She says she’s going to take her chances. She’s going to Sonny’s party. He says, no Johnny? No escort? She says, Michael wants her there and she cares enough about her family to make an appearance. No more room service and she’s cutting off his spa. He says he doesn’t care about the spa. They’re family and whether she believes it or not, he doesn’t want to see her hurt.  

Tracy sips tea and looks at a framed photograph of Lila. She flashes back to Luke saying they know he’s nobody’s idea of a great catch, but he’s better with her, so much better. They’re a perfect match. They work, damn it, so here he is before her, deeply flawed, offering his broken body, battered heart, and this. He shows her a ring and says, please wear it again. In the present, she cries and says she’d do it all again.

Lulu puts the picture she found in a frame on the mantel, and flashes back to Luke saying he’s confident that whatever life throws at her, she’s smart and strong enough to handle it on her own. Come on. She’s a Spencer and she always be his one and only baby girl. He loves her. She takes the poker chip out of her pocket and thanks him for giving her his luck and his love. She kisses her fingertips, puts the chip by the photo, and touches his face.  

On Monday, Spinelli tells Lulu that it’s not a fight he’s willing to undertake; Wiley tells Willow that he doesn’t like it there; Ric tells Alexis that he has news about Drew’s attempted murder case; and Michael punches Chase in the face. As we’d all like to.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Tribute to a true icon.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-preview-special-tribute-episode-for-luke-spencer-and-anthony-geary/

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-alexa-havins-on-lulu-mourning-luke-in-bittersweet-anthony-geary-tribute-episode-excl/

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-maurice-benard-remembers-anthony-geary-sonny-previews-luke-tribute-show-excl/

Another kudo to Baby Glinda!

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-actress-joins-pixars-toy-story-franchise-in-starring-role/

When will people learn to differentiate between a character and the actor? Throwing apples? Really?

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-star-cameron-mathison-says-drew-is-not-a-good-human-defends-willows-revenge/

I had no idea Turner and Sidwell were married IRL. They look amazing, and I have to admit, if I saw them on the street, I’d turn to look, and I don’t say that often.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/photos/general-hospital-stars-and-their-real-life-partners-a-valentines-day-spotlight/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

The crew was finally able to shed the Salt Lake City women, but not before more shrieking and arguing. At least they left a sizable tip – $35K – which was more than deserved just for having to listen to all the screaming and yelling.  Sous chef Alesia broke up and made up with Ben, but ultimately decided she was not cut out for the galley and returned to being a stew. Luckily, when the new stew arrived, she was copacetic to being the new sous chef. And oh yeah, it was Ellie from Below Deck Mediterranean.

Summer House

Kyle had a hissy fit and ran off, and Carl was sent to put him back together. Ho-hum. Another summer at the beach. While there was background relationship finagling, the main focus was on watching the deterioration of Kyle and Amanda’s marriage. Amanda was tired of Kyle behaving like a single twenty-year-old, while Kyle thought she was stifling his money-making skills. She had to explain to him like he was a toddler how it wasn’t the DJ’ing that was the problem. It was the excessive drinking and the DMs she was getting from women saying he was cheating. He gave her a non-apology apology, and by the end, nothing was any further along than it was when they started.

Vanderpump Rules

I didn’t pay attention to a lot of this because it was the usual who’s zooming who. What I did catch was Audrey’s stand-up act where she roasted her co-worker/castmates. When she got to Angelica, she was nothing but a mean girl squared, causing Angelica to leave in tears. I’m no fan of Angelica’s, but I felt sorry for her. Natalie might have thought Audrey killed it, but all she killed for me was any respect.

Southern Charm

Ugh. Salley. I don’t even know what to say about this woman. She is so insecure and obvious and must have all the attention from all the boys men in the group. I’m surprised she hasn’t spontaneously combusted over her jealousy. Two minutes ago, she was catching feelings for Craig and now she hates him. For whatever reason, Charley remains friends with her and is trying to keep the details of her relationship with Craig to herself. Salley isn’t having it, but she will have a helping of Austen, who loves the attention. Austen, however, has made it clear he’s not loving Salley that way out of respect for Audrey. The group went to Mexico courtesy of Shep, and during dinner, he suggested they make New Year’s resolutions for the person sitting next to them. Venita said Austen should stand up for himself more, which Whitner interpreted to be smack talking Craig. Craig told Venita that she didn’t exist in his world and to f*** off. By the way, Shep put the trip together in hopes of them finding inner peace. Fat chance.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

This week, Denise made an appearance, and admitted what a d-bag Aaron is. He’d assaulted her several times. Disappointment all around. We also found out Erika got shoved around during a post-Tom relationship. More disappointment, but she got out fast, so good. Erika asked Amanda about the cult she’d been in, but we’d all might as well just read the article. The only enlightening thing was that Amanda said it was a religious thing, but she gave very few details. Amanda felt confused since she’d been told to be forthcoming about her opinions, yet got slammed for them. Um… Maybe she should consider her condescending delivery. On the upside, Rachel said she’d danced more in the Hamptons than she had in years. Hot Girl Summer in progress.

The Valley: Persian Style

Golnessa started a new jewelry business, Valley Girl Diamonds, just to bug Sky. Since Mercedeh was working, Tommy was supposed to pick up Shams at school and was a half hour late, even though he only had one job. He dropped off ice for the open house, and she tried to get him to stay and maybe talk to Reza, but nothing doing. At that point, she was reaching the end of the road with this nightmare from New York. Mauricio white gloved Mercedeh’s open house and said her staging had no warmth, but she had still done a good job.

Random Reality Items

This was my first guess. Hint: Do not put foreign objects in your body.

Coming in April. I’ll wait and see. They’re always good to start before it degenerates into drunken brawls at a dinner parties.

Now on Netflix and my short list.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Never Blink. Amazon Prime. First off, this movie makes you want to blink as soon as they start talking about it. A group of scientists has discovered another dimension that happens, well, in the blink of an eye. Gruesome AF, it’s an interesting premise, kind of like Nightmare on Elm Street combined with Strangeland. The action was good, the monsters were creepy enough, and I didn’t hate it. However, for a bunch of ahead-of-their-time scientists, their computers download like they’re on dial-up.

The Long Walk. HBO/MAX. In a totalitarian, impoverished, post-apocalyptic world similar to our own, a lottery is held and 50 males are chosen to make the walk. The rules are simple. Keep walking at 3 MPH or die until one contestant is left standing. Hey, at least you get three warnings before meeting your doom. The winner gets an insane amount of money and one wish. Unlike The Running Man (Stephen King is having a banner year), it’s less the excitement of the journey itself, and more about character development and emotion. Contestants become close, only to watch each other die. Mark Hamill shines as the draconian Mayor, who encourages the walkers along, but doesn’t hesitate to eliminate them. I would have chosen quite a different wish from the winner, but it was still a satisfying ending and well worth watching.

https://dailytarheel.com/article/lifestyle-the-long-walk-review-20251003

Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. HBO/Max. Dunk is a wannabe knight who teams up with a boy named Egg when he can’t seem to get rid of him. Kind of like a Game of Thrones buddy movie, the series is about Dunk’s journey and the obstacles he and Egg meet along the way. While I only just started watching, and would have rather seen beyond The Wall with Jon Snow, it’s a nice treat in the meantime.

https://www.rogerebert.com/streaming/a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-game-of-thrones-spinoff-hbo-tv-review-2026

I’m also reading Maurice Benard’s book, Nothing General About It, and loving it. He’s open and honest about his upbringing, struggles with mental illness, and his love for the woman who has stood by him. I appreciate a celebrity biography, and this book gives me an extra layer of enjoyment since there’s so much about him working on General Hospital, which it turns out is the workplace anyone would be blessed to have.

🐾 Astonishing Achievements In Animaling…

🐕 Hopefully, he wasn’t working for the government.

https://people.com/meet-nazgul-dog-who-crashed-2026-winter-olympics-race-11910145

🐺 Once extinct, they’re now all growed up.

https://people.com/deextinct-dire-wolves-hunting-together-as-a-pack-11908890

🐩 A surprising friendship.

https://people.com/dog-forms-2-month-friendship-with-wild-seal-in-viral-tiktok-exclusive-11906273

🌊🐶 To retirement and beyond.

https://people.com/romeo-manatee-is-officially-the-oldest-manatee-ever-recorded-11908666

https://people.com/25-year-old-dog-spends-golden-years-helping-seniors-11905995

🦜 Quotes of the Week

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.Henry David Thoreau

What I did or said should never be more important than why I did it or said it. Andrea Kelly

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. – Tony Robbins

If exhausted from severe and long-continued thought, he had to touch the earth again to renew his strength. When this weariness set in he would stop thought, and get down with a little dog or kitten to recover. – William Herndon, Abraham Lincoln‘s business partner

If you fight for your limitations, you may just get to keep them. –  Les Brown

A champion is someone who gets up when he can’t. – Jack Dempsey (Apparently, I’m a champion every morning.)

No one should be ashamed to admit they are wrong, which is but saying, in other words, that they are wiser today than they were yesterday. – Alexander Pope

It’s literally petty in the best way. – Reza Farahan, The Valley: Persian Style

☃️ Up To Snow Good…

Until next time, stay safe; stay not bare beating or dry begging; and stay remembering that assumption is never a good thing.

January 30, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Britt Comes Clean, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Watching Soon, Taking the Stage, What’s Wrong With Wicked, Success Wears Fur, Double Five Quotes & Warm

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🥢 Weekday Nibbles…                                                                      

Monday: 

Jason found Britt at the hospital and said he just wanted to talk. Britt asked Lucas to join them as a witness in case she needed to file a restraining order later.

Brick was at the MetroCourt bar when Jordan came in. He said he was meeting Carly, but had visualized her arrival there and she’d been manifested. He wanted to take her out for dinner sometime. She could even invite her doctor friend. Jordan said she was no longer seeing him, and Brick said, even better. Curtis came in and asked, who was her friend?

Ava dropped off Avery’s recital costume at Sonny’s, and he said there was something else she needed to deal with – her and Sidwell.

Carly saw Sidwell at the MetroCourt and sat down with him. She asked if he ever wondered why she let him frequent her establishment when he’d held her at gunpoint, and he said he assumed it was her forgiving heart… or a favor to be named later. She said, bingo.

At Windymere, Cullum asked where Sidwell was, but Marco said Sidwell wasn’t there. He’d requested Cullum.

Josslyn met Jack at the docks, and said she’d heard there was going to be a bad snowstorm. He told her they’d said a few feet. Why did she want to see him? She said she’d figured out how to search Windymere without anybody knowing.

Jack said Josslyn had been benched and Sidwell and Windymere were outside her purview, but she said she was at Windymere yesterday. Pascal was in France, and Lucas invited her. Jack said she disobeyed orders, but she said an opportunity fell in her lap, and she took the necessary precautions. Ava and Marco were there, and the subject of the catacombs came up. Ava had mentioned the entrances were sealed, but she hadn’t lived there in a while. Who knew what Sidwell had done since he moved in? Lucas mentioned he wanted to explore, but Marco wasn’t having it. At first he said it was cold and wet, but Lucas pushed, and Marco said, absolutely not. He didn’t want anybody near that area. She bet whatever project they were working on was happening in the catacombs.

Cullum said Marco’s father was his partner and he was also busy, but Marco said he wouldn’t have requested Cullum come there if it wasn’t urgent. He asked Cullum to come because his father wasn’t there. He’d already talked to his father about it, but he wouldn’t hear about Sonny Corinthos.

Ava said Sidwell was only a client, but Sonny said she’d been spending time at Windymere. She asked why that was his business, and he said they shared a daughter. Sidwell wasn’t a good guy. Ava said they weren’t saints and Sidwell was a businessman who had excellent taste in art, but Sonny said Sidwell wasn’t a man she wanted to be involved with. She didn’t know what she was dealing with. Ava said she’d heard the rumors and appreciated his concern, but she could handle herself and she’d spend time with whoever she chose.  

Sidwell asked how he could be of assistance, and Carly said, Lucas was living at Windymere. Sidwell said it was going wonderfully and he already considered Lucas part of the family. Was she hoping he’d assist in sabotaging the relationship? The answer was no. Carly asked, why not? What was in it for him? Sidwell said, his son’s happiness, and Carly said she didn’t see the leverage businesswise and there were no dollar signs. He said there was no price on his son’s happiness. He respected their relationship and Lucas made Marco happy. Natalia’s death had been hard on him and still was. Carly said Sidwell had held her at gunpoint and kidnaped a pregnant woman, and he said he’d heard the rumors. She said Lucas may believe Marco wasn’t working for him, but she didn’t buy it. He said he understood where she was coming from. The estrangement hurt both her and Lucas, even if Lucas didn’t want to admit it. He would help her reconcile with her brother. He believed that’s what she wanted. She said that was generous of him. What did he have in mind? Sidwell said, first, some advice. If she wanted a relationship her brother, make nice to his son, and he’d do everything in his power to help her come to Windymere, welcoming her with open arms.

Jordan introduced Brick to Curtis, and Brick said, Curtis was from Aurora Media. He and Michael Corinthos went way back. They shook hands, and Curtis said Michael was a good man. Brick told them to enjoy their evening. If Jordan needed his assistance under any circumstances, she knew his number. He left, and Curtis said, Jordan knew Brick’s number?

Britt told Jason not to make her say it again. He wasn’t good for her. If he had any respect for her, if he ever cared about her, leave her alone. She walked away, and Jason said, sorry Lucas got dragged in. Lucas told Jason that he didn’t know what to say, but Jason told him that Britt had said everything loud and clear.

Britt cried in the hallway.

Jack said he was aware Faison settled on Spoon Island in the 90s, and Josslyn said, then he returned with Leisl Obrecht, and they held Robin captive. Jack said it was reason to believe Faison’s associates were using his old haunt to bring his final project to fruition, and she said, all the more reason to conduct a search. The storm was the perfect opportunity. Spoon Island lost power during previous storms, and it was unlikely they’d want to stay. Everyone would most likely wait it out on the mainland. He told her, good work.

Jason went to Sonny’s, and Sonny said Ava had been there and he’d planted useful seeds against Sidwell. He told her to stay away from Sidwell and no doubt she went straight to Sidwell and told him. Jason asked if it was worth the risk, and Sonny said they had the advantage because Sidwell was distracted. According to Laura, Sidwell had his eye on another shiny object – Lucy Coe was in the mix. Jason said, if Ava and Lucy were fighting, Sidwell… Sonny said there was no better distraction, and Jason asked if Sidwell had made any more demands. Sonny said, no, but sooner or later, he’d want more. If it was only him that was being blackmailed, he’d take Sidwell out, but Laura was in a corner. Had Jason said anything to Britt about Sidwell? Jason said, she was too busy ending things. It was the same thing that it had always been – Carly.

Brick said he’d seen Carly chatting with Sidwell. Was everything okay? She said, nothing she couldn’t handle or she would tell him, and he asked why she was talking to him. She said her brother was seeing Sidwell’s son Marco. They’d moved in together at Windymere, and she was concerned her brother would get hurt, and not just romantically.

Ava met Sidwell at the MetroCourt and apologized for being late. She was having a chat with Sonny. Sidwell said he assumed that today Sonny was a lot, and Ava said, indeed he was, and it was all his fault.

Marco said his father had leverage over Sonny and was using it to achieve his own goals, and Cullum said, hence the sale of the piers. Marco said his father underestimated Sonny. Sonny had stayed on top for so long for a reason. Give Sonny more rope and you were giving him more to hang you with. Cullum asked if this had nothing to do with Marco’s mother’s death, but Marco said, there was no profit in that. Sonny was a threat to their business. He’d had a stranglehold on Port Charles for decades and wasn’t going to retire so they could do as they pleased. He was using their complacency to plot retaliation and his father thought he was untouchable, even to Sonny. With what they had riding on this project, did it make sense for it to be across the harbor from the man who could shut it down? His father thought he had Sonny in line, but blackmail wasn’t enough to neutralize him. Cullum prized efficiency, and it would be an efficient move to take Sonny out of the equation for good.

Jack said they weren’t doing a search during a polar vortex, but Josslyn said they had a narrow time period with the snowstorm and no Pascal for the next 48 hours. He said he had no team in place, and she said he had her, but he said, absolutely not. His decision was final. She said he wouldn’t risk his girlfriend’s daughter? when his phone chimed. He said Cullum was on his way, and she said, so he wanted her to do nothing? He said she was to await further instructions. Stay the hell away from Cullum and off Spoon Island.

Curtis asked if Brick saying he went way back with Michael meant… and Jordan said, he had an association with Sonny? He did. Brick had an extensive background in intelligence. If it was digital, he did it. She’d worked with him a few times and he was a good man to know. Curtis asked if she’d been to the hospital to see Drew, but she said, no. Had he? He said, no, and she said, when she heard Drew had a stroke, she was stunned. She hoped he didn’t hate her, but she felt sorry for Drew. He said he couldn’t hate her and understood, and she said she knew how much Drew had changed. He said he wasn’t sure how he felt about what happened. He’d come dangerously close to taking Drew’s life, but as it turned out, there was no need to bother.

Sidwell said he was sorry he was the cause of Ava’s difficulty, and she said Sidwell should watch his back. Sonny was not a fan. Sidwell said he owed her an apology for Sonny taking his frustrations with him out on her. She said if it wasn’t him, it would be something else, and he said he thought he was special. She told him that she didn’t say he wasn’t. Sonny was Avery’s father and he thought hit gave him a say in her life. Sonny didn’t like her associating with him. Sidwell said he hoped their friendship could continue, but if she needed to step back for Avery’s sake… She said, and give Sonny the satisfaction? Fat chance.

Meeting Jack at the piers, Cullum said, these were the piers that Sidwell went to the trouble of getting ownership of, and Jack said he’d thought Cullum was looking for Anna and leaving Sidwell to him. Josslyn listened in secretly, and Cullum said he didn’t answer to Jack. Jack answered to him. Jack asked what he wanted to know, and Cullum said he wanted to know what Sidwell was doing in Port Charles and how Sonny figured in.  

Jason told Sonny about what happened with Britt at Bobbie’s. She kept telling him to stay away from her and stormed out. He didn’t think it was on Carly. Sonny said Carly could be possessive with Jason and it was only a matter of time before she and Britt clashed, but Jason said Carly told him that Britt picked a fight out of nowhere. She felt like it was forced or staged and he knew it had been for his benefit.

Marco called Britt and said she needed to get to Windymere, but she said she had patients. He said, Cullum just left. Did she want him to know that she was a problem? She said she was on her way.

Lucas said, for what it was worth (🍷), he didn’t think a restraining order was necessary, and Britt said she had to leave early. Could he check in on Mrs. Driver? Her mother had car trouble, and she needed to pick up supplies before the storm. He said he was on it. Was she okay? She said she’d be fine. Sometimes you could tell where things were headed and it wasn’t always in a good place. As Brad’s ex, he knew that sometimes you had to call it quits before anyone got hurt. And by anyone, she meant herself. Lucas said, no matter how much you cared or loved someone, sometimes they were better left in the past, and she said, Jason was a hard guy to turn down. She had to hold her chin high, eyes forward, and be grateful for what she had.

Carly told Brick that she’d said a lot of bad, judgmental things, and Lucas dug in his heels. Brick said Lucas was a grown man capable of making his own decisions, and she said Sidwell was at Windymere and he was dangerous. He asked how that circled back to her chatting with Sidwell, and she said Sidwell owed her a favor. Brick asked if she wanted him to help break up Lucas and Marco, but she said, no. Sidwell wasn’t an ally and wouldn’t do anything that wasn’t in his self-interest.

Ava said, as fun as it was to stick it to Sonny, she also valued Sidwell as a client, and he said, a client? She said, of course (🍷). It was gratifying to work with someone who had great taste, but she wouldn’t be offended if he didn’t want to work exclusively with the Jerome Gallery. He said, life is too short to work with someone less than excellent. She was charming, shrewd, and beautiful. She’d undoubtedly heard the unfortunate rumors about him, yet she was still here. He was glad she didn’t scare easily. She said she never had and never would.

Josslyn continued to eavesdrop, and Cullum told Jack that Sidwell had managed to buy the piers from the man who controlled the eastern seaboard. He wanted to know what role Corinthos was playing in Sidwell’s operation. Jack said, there was nothing but bad blood between Sonny and Sidwell. Sonny blamed Sidwell for the fire in his daughter’s place of business. Cullum asked if there had been anything since, but Jack said nothing on his radar. The pier purchase seemed legitimate. Sonny didn’t know anything about Sidwell’s operation. Cullum asked if there was any chance that Jack’s involvement with Sonny’s ex was coloring his judgement, but Jack said the only reason he was seeing Carly was to get information. That’s how he knew Sonny wasn’t involved with Sidwell. Cullum said, good. Keep an eye on the situation.

Curtis told Jordan that when he heard Drew had a stroke, he realized he should put his anger toward Drew behind him and move on. He’d be lying if he said he wasn’t relieved. He wanted to focus on his family now. She asked if there was any word from Portia, and he said they were in a holding pattern. He couldn’t pressure Portia to take a paternity test. She said she’d take it when she was ready and now all he could do was wait.

Ava said there were rumors about her too, but Sidwell said he didn’t care what others thought. He formed his own opinions. He was truly sorry about her difficulties with Sonny. She said, Carly would tell Sonny that she’d seen them together, and he suggested they repair to Windymere. She said she thought that was a fabulous idea and it would give Sonny something to really be angry about.

Jason said, since finding her at the Five Poppies, every time Britt got close to confiding in him, she pushed him away. He thought it was a fake fight to end things, so he went to GH to talk to her, and she responded as though he was a threat. Sonny said she was spooked, and Jason said they knew she was working with Dalton and had access to the lab, then Sidwell killed Dalton. Sonny suggested maybe Sidwell killed Dalton to keep Britt in line, and Jason said it was possible Sidwell or whoever he was working with was coercing Britt to finish what Dalton started.

At Windymere, Britt said she got there as fast as she could. What did Marco want? He said he lab was ready and she needed to get to work, and she told him, lead the way.

Lucas told the desk nurse that he was done for the day and had somewhere he needed to be.

Carly told Brick that she felt like she couldn’t be truthful with the people she loved and could feel the distance, and he said he was always there for her. If she needed anything, just say the word. She said now that she knew what she needed to do, she intended to follow through, and it had nothing to do with Sidwell. Jack joined them and he and Brick shook hands. Brick said he couldn’t be here without seeing Carly, and Jack said he knew the feeling. Could he buy Brick a drink? Brick said he had to go, and Carly thanked him for the talk. He left and Jack asked if he should be jealous. Carly said, absolutely.

Brick answered his phone and said it wasn’t the call he was expecting. To what did he owe the pleasure?

Cutis told Jordan that he got where Portia was coming from and respected her decision, but he wanted the test now since she could be carrying his child. She said, of course (🍷). Either way it would have a profound effect on his future… their future.

Carly said she and Brick flirting was what they did, and Jack said he was glad to hear he didn’t have to fight for her affection. Carly flashed back to Britt talking to Jack about smuggling out information for him, and Jack asked what she was thinking. She said she was happy to be the one uncomplicated part of his life, and he said she was very complicated, in the best possible way.

Ava said, as much as she liked the idea of Carly running to Sonny about her and Sidwell leaving together, was he sure he wanted the unnecessary friction? He said, one thing she should know about him. He had a proven record of handling Sonny Corinthos.

Sonny said that explained why Britt was pushing Jason away. Sidwell didn’t want to be near Jason or him. Jason said she wanted to keep him out of danger, and Sonny said that meant she didn’t hate him. Jason said she was scared. Whatever she’d been threatened with, she took to heart. They needed to figure out what she was working on, so he’d put her under surveillance. Sonny said, be careful. If Jason had eyes on Britt, Sidwell could have eyes on him.

Britt said, Marco called that ready? She could process data, but needed more safety precautions. Marco said it was a state-of-the-art lab, but she said they were doing something that had never been done anywhere. It was the bare minimum, and they couldn’t take chances with cold fusion. He said she was stalling, and she asked why she’d want to stall. She wanted him and his father off her back. She wanted to finish her work. She wanted this over. Lucas walked in and said, clue him in. She wanted what over with what?

Josslyn arrived back at the apartment, when there was a knock at the door. She said, Brick got there fast. She appreciated him coming. He said she was the daughter of the loveliest woman on the planet. Of course (🍷) he’d be there for anything she needed at all.

Tuesday:

Gio and Emma went to see Tracy, who said she’d been reviewing a list of Gio’s great-great-grandfather’s possessions. There was something she wanted Gio to have.

Brick said he was never too busy to help Carly’s daughter, and Josslyn asked how the power could be cut to all of Spoon Island.

Jack said Brick was a smooth operator, but Carly said no one could steal her away except those two, as she gestured toward Lulu and Charlotte. She went over to say hi, and Jack made a call. He told someone that he needed them to come to the MetroCourt now.

Sonny asked if Jason was going to have Britt followed, and Jason said he was pretty sure she was working on Faison’s final project. She was being made to push him away. Britt was in a dangerous situation and in over her head.

Lucas asked why Britt was there, and Britt said Sidwell had wanted to hire her as a concierge doctor, but she didn’t have her medical license. Now that it had been reinstated, she accepted the offer. The land of the living was expensive. Lucas asked what she meant by she wanted it over with, and she said his boyfriend was under the weather and she wanted to get started with the examination. Lucas said she’d told him that she was picking up supplies for her mom. Why would she lie about that? Britt said, doctor/patient confidentiality, and Lucas said Marco was dating a doctor and he called Britt? In what world did that make any sense?

Anna wrote on the wall that Anna Devane was held captive there, taken on 10-31-2025, when over the loudspeaker, Faison said he was so sorry he’d kept her waiting. It wouldn’t be long until they were finally together. Anna said, enough games. Show yourself to me now.

Jason said Britt had been under Sidwell’s thumb since the Five Poppies, and Sonny asked if she’d told him that. Jason said, in her own way. They were providing medicine that helped her Huntington’s Disease and using it as leverage. They were working on something big and the last thing they wanted was him asking questions. He needed to get her out from under their control. Sonny said, Jason knew Britt’s history. Was it possible she was exactly where she wanted to be?

Marco said he didn’t want to take advantage of his relationship with Lucas, but Lucas said he didn’t mind. Britt said considering she’d come all this way, she did expect to be paid, when Sidwell came in with Ava. He said he didn’t realize Marco had a guest, and Marco said he’d been feeling run down. Because Sidwell had hired Britt as a concierge doctor, he’d asked for a house call. Ava asked why they needed a concierge doctor when her brilliant nephew lived there, and Britt said they could talk about that later. Let’s get a move on.

Brick choked on his drink and asked why Josslyn was looking to cut the power on Spoon Island. She said it was for a school project, and he asked if it was in domestic terrorism, but she said she was an environmental science major. They were studying how vulnerable infrastructure related to natural disasters and it was a possible case study. He said, so it was theoretical? and she said, totally. Spoon Island was on the public grid, and a major storm was coming. She was looking at how the power could be cut to prevent infrastructure damage. He said they had their own router, so that would have to be shut down to take out the power. It was a security risk and not easily accessible without security clearance. She thanked him and said he’d been helpful.

Carly asked if Lulu could come to Bobbie’s for lunch soon so they could catch up, and Lulu said it would be great. Lulu’s phone rang and she stepped away, and Charlotte asked how her dad was doing. Carly said he was doing good. He told her that Charlotte came to the house to see him again, which was crazy risky. Charlotte said he’d made that clear, but it was hard knowing he was close by and she couldn’t see him. Carly said she wished there was something she could do to make the situation easier, and Charlotte said there was. Maybe Carly could come up with a reason for her to visit and sneak her upstairs to see her dad.

Nina told Jack, make it quick, and he said Charlotte was there with her mother. Find an excuse to get her alone and pump her for information about her dad.

Tracy said her father had been presumed dead for two years in the early 90s, but he’d been living it up in the Bahamas. Emma’s grandmother was there on her honeymoon and convinced him to come home. He’d always looked back on his time in the Bahamas with great fondness, and one of his most prized possessions was a painting by a local artist. The piece was lovely and featured street musicians. She thought Gio would like to have it. Gio said he could put it up in his room at Grandpa Sonny’s, but Tracy said she didn’t think so. Her father would roll over in his grave if he thought the painting made it to Sonny’s. She’d hold onto it until he had his own place. Gio said he was honored, and Emma asked if they could see it. Tracy said it would be there later tonight. It was at Drew’s.

Carly said she’d love to help out Charlotte, but even if they had a good cover story, it wasn’t a good idea. People could get suspicious. Charlotte asked if Carly would tell her dad that she loved him, and Carly said, yes, of course (🍷). He loved her too. Charlotte said she wished he’d let her help him. He’d said Mr. Sidwell was a threat. Carly said he was. Steer clear of him if she wanted to help keep her dad safe.

Jack said he had faith in Nina’s ability to get Charlotte to confide in her, and Nina flashed back to talking to Charlotte saying her dad had been in touch with her. She told Jack that she’d tried to get information, but Charlotte hadn’t seen her father. He said, that was back in December. Maybe she’d heard from him since then or maybe she was lying. Try again. She said it was a waste of time, and he reminded her that he’d made the evidence against Willow disappear and could make it magically reappear again. She said, go ahead. Double jeopardy prevented Willow from being prosecuted again. He said, in a court of law, but not in the court of public opinion. When people saw Willow, they’d know she should have been found guilty, and it would destroy her life. It might also give her ex the ammo he needed to keep her children away from her for good.  

Jason said Britt was being forced to work for Sidwell, and Sonny asked if he was sure Britt wasn’t acting. He’d caught her working in a lab in Croatia. Maybe she didn’t want him turning her in. Jason said Britt was capable of manipulating him, but he didn’t think that was it. She truly seemed scared. Sonny said, say right now Britt had been roped into a dangerous situation. She had a strong instinct for self-preservation and put herself first. If if something took a turn, she could end up betraying him.

Ava asked if there was something wrong, and Lucas said, no… Sort of. Britt wasn’t his favorite person and her hanging around his boyfriend was disconcerting. Something was a little off, but he couldn’t put his finger on it. Sidwell came back and said he’d run into Lucas’s sister Carly. She missed him terribly. Lucas asked if she’d badmouthed Marco or him moving there, and Sidwell said she’d expressed concern, but he assured her that Lucas was happy and gave her an open invite to visit. Marco hated the fact that he’d come between Lucas and his sister. Lucas said it wasn’t Marco’s fault, but Sidwell said Marco still felt responsible. He’d do what he could to help the relationship between Lucas and his sister, but hoped he wasn’t overstepping. Lucas said he appreciated the gesture, but he didn’t think Sidwell had any idea of the amount of crazy he’d invited into his home.  

Faison told Anna, a little patience. His recovery was almost complete and soon they’d be reunited. Anna said, when? and Faison said he didn’t want to ruin the surprise. Anna said she was sick of his surprises, and he said it was so rare for him to deceive her. He had the feeling she was the first person to believe he was behind the Five Poppies operation, not to mention his involvement with the resurrection of his children. She said, Britt, Nathan… and Peter. Was he behind that? Did Peter even visit her yesterday? He asked what she thought, and she cried, saying, everybody said she was crazy to think he was alive, but it turned out she was right. She should have trusted her instincts. He said it was more than her instincts. It was her heart’s desire. She said that couldn’t be further from the truth. She despised him. His cruel sadistic nature was a curse on her life. He asked why she didn’t kill him when she’d had plenty of opportunities, and she said she didn’t know. She guessed she was showing mercy. It was a big mistake. He said she wouldn’t admit it to herself, but the truth was obvious. She’d never escape him because they were soulmates.

Tracy said the painting was one of the many heirlooms Drew stole from them, but thankfully, they’d be returned soon, and Gio said he’d heard Drew had a stroke. Did he agree to give the stuff back before he collapsed? Tracy said, of course (🍷) not, but he took them without permission, so she decided to take them back without permission. Emma asked if she’d need a passport and/or bail money, and Tracy said, no, but she always had them on her. Drew was in the hospital, Scout was with Alexis, and Willow was with her mother. It was the perfect time to send the movers. Gio asked how they were getting in, and Tracy said, the key. Her phone rang and she said it was the movers. She answered and said, wait. What?

Lulu said Dante had pulled Charlotte’s police escort for emergency dispatch, and Charlotte asked if they could check on Butterscotch. The snow freaked him out and she wanted to make sure he was okay. Lulu said she was sure he was fine. The trainers would take good care of him. Charlotte said they were new people, but Lulu said there was no time. The conditions were terrible and they needed to get home. They’d take their food to go. Charlotte said she needed to use the restroom, and left. Carly said Charlotte was a Spencer. God help Lulu.

Jack told Nina that he did his part. He helped Willow dodge a murder conviction and Nina was to help bring a dangerous fugitive to justice. Get Charlotte to tell her what she knew. Nina said it would be too difficult to get her away from her mother, and Jack said, make it so and report back to him. Around the corner, Charlotte listened.

Josslyn arrived at Spoon Island’s power grid and took a device out of her backpack.

Lucas asked what the prognosis was, and Britt said Marco was perfectly healthy. She prescribed more sleep and Lucas could get him a CPAP machine. Marco said he’d overreacted, and Britt said it looked like her work was done, but Sidwell said, not so fast. He thought it best if she stayed.

Jason told Sonny that Britt had a pattern of doing what was best for herself, but she’d put her life on the line more than once for him. If she was in trouble, he’d do what he could to help out. Sonny said he was all for taking Sidwell down, but Sidwell could have tabs on Jason right now. He thought counting on Britt to do the right thing was a mistake. There was a knock at the door, and Sonny opened it to Brick. He asked what brought Brick to Port Charles, and Brick said he had a meeting in the area and got some news that he needed to give Sonny. He was glad Jason was there too. He’d been working hard to find out who made the attempts on Sonny’s life. Sonny said he thought the trail was cold, but Brick said an interesting lead had recently developed.

On the phone, Tracy said, no. It had to be tonight… If they didn’t, she’d sue for breach of contract… Hello? Gio said he took it they’d cancelled, and Tracy said, they were scared off by the storm. Emma said Tracy could get the stuff tomorrow, but Tracy said it had to be immediately. Gio said it was the only window of opportunity, and Tracy said she’d pack them up herself, but Gio said she couldn’t do that.

Brick said he didn’t have all the details, but had a strong suspicion that the person behind the assassination attempt was inside the WSB. A source tracked a payment that led to the device that had bombed Sonny’s apartment, as well as the assassin who hired the assassin in LA, to a WSB slush fund. He was still working on it and not that Sonny would, but he couldn’t trust anybody in the Bureau – no one. Sonny said he never had. Was the person who tried to kill him Jack Brennan?

Jack asked Carly, how was Lulu? and Carly said, dealing with a stubborn teenager. Her phone dinged, and she said, please be Jason. He wasn’t happy that she’d gotten into it with Britt. Britt broke things off with him and he blamed her. She wasn’t happy Britt used her, but she was thrilled Jason was no longer with that woman. She didn’t like Britt and thought he deserved better. Who’d want to be in a relationship with someone who lied to their face about who they were and what they wanted?

Nina told Lulu, now that the trial was over, she’d been thinking about Charlotte. She knew Charlotte was worried sick about her father being on the run. If it was okay with Lulu, she’d love to bring Charlotte to Rice Modern to get her mind off things. Lulu said they’d run it by Charlotte when she got back from the ladies room, and wondered what was taking her so long.

Britt asked why she should stay, and Sidwell said the ride over was extremely rough because of the storm and now it had started snowing. He suggested she stay and ride it out with them. Britt said she wasn’t in the mood for socializing, and he said she was welcome to hole up in one of the guest rooms. Lucas said he was sure she had time if she left right away, and Britt said, for once, they agreed. Sidwell said then he insisted on accompanying her to the docks. When they got outside, Sidwell said her time would be better spent starting her work in the lab, and she said she was going to, but the set-up provided inadequate protective measures, which was what she was trying to tell his son before Lucas came home. He said, fine. He’d speak with Marco and make the necessary changes. But after that, she had to come through for them, or her death would be the least of the concerns she’d endure.

Anna told Faison that they couldn’t be soulmates. They both knew he didn’t have a soul. He said it was just the two of them. Stop fighting her true feelings. She didn’t have to keep pretending. She asked who he thought she was, and he said she wasn’t a woman who was satisfied with an ordinary mundane existence. She’d thrived on living on the edges until that guy Scorpio domesticated her. Here, she was finally set free from her shackles. She said holding her against her will wasn’t freedom, and he asked if she hadn’t figured it out by now. Surrender is freedom. The lights began to flicker.

Tracy said it was the best opportunity to get back what was theirs, and Gio said he thought she had a court order. She said, with Drew’s stroke, who knew how long it would be? As Drew told her, possession was nine-tenths of the law. If she pulled this off, he couldn’t claim ownership. He was a monster. He’d walked away while her son was having a heart attack. Gio said Brook told him. That’s why he was trying to stop her. She couldn’t do this alone in a blizzard, so he was going to help her. Emma said, so was she.

Brick said he didn’t think it was Brennan, and Jason asked, why not? Sonny said Jack had shown up in LA afterward, but Brick said he thought Brennan was too smart to be so obvious. He’d put the whole incident to bed, so Brick didn’t have to answer questions after he shot the hit woman. Jason said, if Jack had ordered the assassin, it would make sense he’d want to clean up his own mess to avoid scrutiny, and Brick said he hadn’t ruled it out as a possibility, but his intel didn’t point to Jack. He still needed more information to make sure. He had to leave since he wanted to be in the air before the storm got worse. He left, and Jason asked what Sonny thought about Brick’s theory. Sonny said he could be onto something. The attacks on him were very sophisticated. Both could have ties to the WSB. Jason asked if he thought it was Brennan, and Sonny said, Brennan could be the decoy, but Brennan was capable of coming after him. That meant he’d been deceiving Carly all this time. Jason said he was sure Jack didn’t have a problem keeping secrets from Carly.

Carly said she should close the kitchen early and get home, and Jack asked if she wanted to wait out the storm in his room. She said she’d love to, but she had Donna and needed to relieve the babysitter. He said he understood, but it had been a while since they spent time alone.

Lulu asked if Charlotte had come out, but Nina said, no. Lulu said she wasn’t in the ladies room and wasn’t answering her cell. She went over to Carly and said she needed help. She couldn’t find Charlotte and she was worried because Charlotte didn’t have an escort. What if Valentin took her?  

Ava said she should get going, but Sidwell said she just got there. She said she could get stuck, but he said they had plenty of spare rooms. She said she was aware. She’d lived there. Lucas said they could watch Bachelor in Paradise, and Marco said he’d get a fire going and they could make s’mores. Sidwell asked when Ava would ever get an offer like that again, and she said, okay. It would be fun. Avery was with her father, and it beat being home alone. 😱

Josslyn set up the device.

Ava said she forgot how cozy Windymere could be. It was the perfect place to shelter in a storm.

Josslyn hit the button.

The lights went out, and Ava said, or not.

Josslyn smiled.

Tracy said she appreciated the offer of help, and Gio said he wanted to do it for her and the family. Tracy said that made her more convinced that Gio deserved the painting, and Emma suggested they all change, since none of them were dressed to carry boxes in the snow. Gio said they’d meet at Drew’s.

On the phone, Carly asked if they were sure it was her… Okay. She told Lulu, the doorman saw Charlotte exit the lobby 20 minutes ago. He said she was alone. Lulu wondered why Charlotte left without telling her, and Jack asked what they’d discussed before she left. Lulu said Charlotte wanted to check on her horse and she’d said no. She bet Charlotte went to the stables.

Jason said he needed to find Britt, and Sonny said it wasn’t safe in the storm. Jason said he’d take his chance. She knew more about Sidwell than she was saying, and he was going to help take Sidwell down. Don’t worry. He was going in with his eyes wide open. He left.

Josslyn looked through her binoculars at a dark Windymere.

Sidwell said it looked like the whole island lost power, and Marco said it was a good thing they had a generator, but Sidwell said it was hardly strong enough to supply some of the rooms. They should head to the mainland to ride out the storm. Ava asked if he thought the launch was safe, and he said it wasn’t coming down too hard. The pilot said if they went straightaway, they’d be safe. Lucas said they’d do the TV marathon at Ava’s place, and she said she’d stocked up on wine. Lucas said, let’s do it, and left with Ava. Marco said, what about their other guest? Was it wise to leave her by herself? Sidwell said, don’t worry. She won’t be alone.

Anna asked, what’s happening with the lights? when the door unlocked. She said, Cesar? and Faison walked in (we only saw him from the back). She said, no!

Wednesday:

Trina was on the phone with Kai when there was a knock at the door. It was Porsha who said, enough was enough. She wouldn’t let Trina ignore her any longer.

Nathan met Lulu at the hospital, and she asked him to help track Charlotte down.

Carly told Valentin that if Charlotte wasn’t there yet, she would be soon.

Charlotte went to see Danny and said her mom thought she was checking on Butterscotch and she wanted to keep it that way.

Josslyn snuck around Windymere.

Emma told Gio that this wasn’t going to work.

Tracy slipped into Drew’s house and saw a fire burning in the fireplace. Martin came out and asked if she wasn’t overdressed for breaking and entering.

Carly told Valentin that Charlotte had snuck away. The doorman said she was headed toward the bus stop and the security footage showed no one following her. Lulu thought Charlotte was checking on her horse, but Charlotte had asked if she could see Valentin again, and Carly told her it was a bad idea. She thought Charlotte had to be coming there.

Charlotte told Danny that she needed to see her dad and the snow was the perfect cover. There was something she needed to tell him. Her dad had put his trust in a backstabbing traitor.

Lulu told Nathan that Charlotte was worried about her horse and was last spotted heading to a bus stop. Nathan said he’d give her a ride to the stables.

Portia said she’d driven through a storm, and Trina said she hadn’t asked her too, but she’d make Portia some tea. Portia asked if she could have it with a little less attitude.

Gio’s gloves were at Sonny’s, and Emma said he’d be sad to be missing fingers when he played the violin again. She worried that Tracy would be stuck retrieving the heirlooms by herself.

Tracy asked what Martin was doing there. Did Willow know he was there? He said, of course (🍷), and suggested they call her. Tracy said if he got in her way, she’d notify the Bar Association that he’d committed fraud by forging a will.

Josslyn looked for access to the catacombs, when she heard someone.

Emma said it was kind of important, and she and Gio kissed. He said the ski gloves she’d given him were an impediment, but she said Tracy was waiting.

Martin said, so much for the truce. Laura would be disappointed. Tracy said it was impossible, but he said she could do anything she put her mind to. She broke in. She said she had a key, and he wondered who would give her access. He asked if she’d taken advantage of Scout. What convinced Scout to give her a key, or did she decide to pickpocket a child?

Nathan told Lulu that the buses were still running. It was more than likely Charlotte got to the stables okay. Lulu said she couldn’t get through and wondered if the phone lines were down. Charlotte thought she could handle anything, but when she was overconfident, things got dangerous. Nathan said as soon as Rocco showed up, they’d get out of there. She’d helped him with James, so he was happy to return the favor.

Charlotte told Danny about Nina spying for Jack, so he’d help Willow. They’d stayed close and now Nina was working against her dad. She’d told Nina that she’d heard from her father. Danny asked if she told Nina where he was, but she said Nina told her not to. Maybe it was a set-up to manipulate her and she fell for it. Danny said Nina was protecting her daughter, but Charlotte said she, Nina, and Valentin had been a family. Her dad still trusted Nina and he needed to know she’d sold him out.

Valentin wondered what was taking so long, but Carly thought Charlotte was taking the long way and the roads were bad. He said he thought she’d be coming through the woods, and it was dark and snowing. He was going to find her. Carly said he couldn’t do that.

Josslyn hid and someone put candles in the living room. It was Cullum.

Portia asked Trina to sit with her, and Trina said Portia would just justify everything she’d done. Portia said she’d give Trina an explanation of her choices, but Trina said, no thanks. She was going to her room. Portia told Trina to say what she needed to say. Not speaking wasn’t acceptable. She was Trina’s mother and loved her. Trina said, then how could Portia cheat on her dad, get pregnant, and let him think the baby was his when she had no idea who the father was?

Martin asked if Tracy was expecting someone, and she said her associates would be there any minute. If he didn’t want her to report him, make himself scarce until her friends were gone. She was there to retrieve her belongings, starting with that decanter in his hand.

Lulu asked if Rocco had heard from Charlotte. She thought Charlotte went to the stables and she was worried. She and Nathan were going to look for her, but they were dropping him off at the Quartermaine’s and he could hang with Danny.

Cullum started a fire in the fireplace, and Josslyn remembered hearing him talking to Jack and saying that Jack answered to him.

Charlotte saw Lulu’s texts and told Danny that she hated making her mom worry, but she needed to talk to her dad. She’d thought she could count on Nina and talk to her. Danny asked if she told Nina that she knew where her dad was, and Charlotte said she’d hinted, but Nina told her not to say anything else. Danny asked if she thought Valentin had reached out to Nina, but she said she had no idea. Nina was one of the few people he trusted, and he needed to know she was working with Jack. She asked if she could borrow a coat and boots, and Danny said he was coming with her.

Josslyn acted like she’d just come in and called for Lucas. She went in the living room and said, thank God someone was here. She warmed herself by the fire, and Cullum asked, who was she and what was she doing here?

Portia told Trina that there were problems with the marriage from the start because Curtis seemed incapable of handling conflict between them. She’d kept Drew’s blackmail from him because she didn’t want to fight and hear how she’d messed things up. Things snowballed, the blackmail got worse, and Jordan had cozied up to Trina’s father. It was clear Curtis was more comfortable confiding in Jordan, who threw it in her face and Curtis did nothing. Trina said, Portia had cheated on her dad and was making it his fault, but Portia said she wasn’t. Jordan had been undermining their marriage. Trina said Portia thought that because she was a cheater. It was her M.O. First with Taggert, who she’d thought was her father, and now she’d cheated on Trina’s real dad. She hoped Dr. Gannon knew what he was in for.

Martin said Tracy couldn’t ransack the place, but she said she was just there for what was hers. Some of the things had been passed down for generations from her father and Monica. Drew had no business even having a Quartermaine toothbrush and she was there to right a wrong. Martin said she obviously knew she had no legal leg to stand on.

Carly suggested Valentin give Charlotte more time, and he said there was a snowstorm and it was dark. She said he didn’t know what route Charlotte was taking. What if she showed up and he was out in this mess? He said he needed to do something, and she said the hardest thing a parent had to do was wait.

Danny gave Charlotte a pair of gloves and said he knew how hard it was when someone let you down. He promised he’d never do that to her, and she said she knew. He said the storm was getting worse and people were being told to shelter in place. That meant her dad was safe, for now at least. Why didn’t they wait there until it died down?

Josslyn introduced herself to Cullum and said she was Lucas’s niece. She was headed to a nearby island when the wind picked up, so she came ashore. She’d expected Lucas to be home, but it looked deserted. Cullum said the power was out, and Josslyn flashed back to cutting it. He said the others were waiting the storm out on the mainland, and she asked, why not him? He said he was the caretaker, Matthew. He must have been outside battening down the hatches when she’d arrived. He was there to deal with any damage and to protect the property from intruders since the security system was out. She asked, who would want to break in during this weather? and he said, who indeed?

Portia told Trina that she’d been unfaithful and owned it, but it took two to create and maintain a relationship. Trina said Portia had lied to all of them for her entire life. Then when she got caught, it was sorry, then tears, then vowing she would never hurt them again. What about respecting her and being honest? Portia said that’s what she’d wanted to do, and Trina said, what she wanted and what she actually did were two different things. If they hadn’t heard about the affair when she was on the stand, she wouldn’t have told them and let them believe the baby was her dad’s, regardless of the truth, because she was a liar.

Emma and Gio came back, and Gio said the plows couldn’t keep up. Emma guessed they were sheltering in place – together.

Tracy said Drew paid the movers to steal her belongings, but Martin said it was Drew’s family too. She said Drew would never be a Quartermaine, and he said, Drew was in a hospital bed with little chance of recovery, and she was obsessed with her stuff. She had no compassion. Tracy said, if she didn’t, she would have left Drew on the floor to bleed out like what he did when her son had a heart attack.

Portia said she wouldn’t have lied about the baby the way she lied about Trina. She was going to take a paternity test. Trina said Portia had stalled and probably would have kept stalling if they hadn’t found out. She was still stalling. Portia said Trina was right. She didn’t want to lose Trina. She loved her and was proud to be her mom. She was sorry she’d lied, now and when Trina was younger. Back then, she’d just wanted to give Trina a family and knew Taggert would be an amazing father. As for Curtis, he found out she was married and wanted nothing to do with her. She was convinced that if she’d told him that she was pregnant, he would have stepped up, but her gut told her that he wouldn’t have wanted to have a child under those circumstances. Now they’d never know. Trina said, because of the choices Portia made, and Portia said, yeah. Trina and her father found it easy to judge, but she’d done her best. Maybe it’s not what Trina would have done, but she raised Trina and gave her a stable home and education. She hoped Trina wouldn’t make the same mistakes she did, but if that happened, she wouldn’t love Trina any less because she was Trina’s mother and always would be.

Valentin said, what if the situation was reversed and it was Josslyn out there? What would Carly do? Carly said, go out there, but she hoped someone would remind her that her daughter was capable and had a good head on her shoulders, like Charlotte. Charlotte had survival skills and could think on her feet. Doing nothing was torture, and when she saw Josslyn she wanted to scream that she knew Josslyn was in the WSB and she wasn’t fine with it. But like he told her in Steinmauer, if there was no direct action you could take to solve a problem, you had to endure facing that your kid was in danger. He said, when she listened to him, it was annoying.

Cullum brought Josslyn a blanket and she thanked him. She said she was sorry to impose and would get out as soon as the storm was over. He said he was surprised she’d taken a boat out, and she said she grew up on the water, but underestimated the speed of the storm. He asked where she was going, and she said, a friend from school was hosting a blizzard bash on Porter Island and had a generator. They thought it would be fun to party their way through the storm. She got stuck bringing the keg, while everyone else went early to set up. He said the kitchen was stocked and there was wood for the fire. They had nothing left to do but get to know each other. She asked how long he’d worked there, and he said Sidwell hired him when he bought the island, but he’d rather learn about her. He asked if she’d like some brandy, and she said, why not? He said it wasn’t every day he met someone who’d brave a blizzard for a party, and they drank the brandy.

Portia said she owed Trina an apology. In an effort to try and protect her, she’d treated Trina like a child and led her to believe everything was fine. She was sorry to disappoint Trina and wished she could take it back, but she couldn’t. The question was, could Trina love her anyway?

At the mansion, Rocco looked for Danny and saw Charlotte’s shoes by the fireplace.  

Valentin said he couldn’t sit back and wait for Charlotte to get there, and Carly said they’d do it together. She picked up a game of checkers, and he said he had the sneaking suspicion she’d cheat. She asked if he didn’t want to find out.

Josslyn said she was a senior at PCU, and Cullum said, she grew up sailing? She said she did. She’d lived in Port Charles her entire life. It wasn’t very exciting. What you see is what you get. He asked why he found that hard to believe.

Emma told Gio that nothing was going through on her phone. Tracy would think they bailed. Gio said he thought she’d understand why they didn’t make it, assuming she got there herself. He put a blanket around Emma, but she said she wasn’t thawed out yet. He said, then he’d have to warm her up, and kissed her.

Martin told Tracy, for the record, he didn’t condone what Drew did. He should have called an ambulance, but that didn’t change the fact that he was helpless. Tracy said Drew stole her stuff and she was taking it back, and he said, good luck with that. Was she loading it up on her broomstick? She wasn’t going anywhere tonight. The roads were impassible. She’d have to wait in her car. She asked if he was going to try and throw her out, but he said, no. She could stay if she asked nicely.

Nathan and Lulu went into a deserted Bad Jen Café, and Lulu said, they almost crashed. Did he think the owner would mind? Nathan said Jen wasn’t bad. He thought she’d be grateful that the restaurant offered them shelter. It looked like they were stuck for the night.

Thursday:

Molly and Cody came downstairs, and Molly said she had to check her email. He asked if she had regrets, but she said, none. He said he didn’t think she was going anywhere. They were snowed in.

Tracy put bourbon in Scout’s thermos for Martin, but he told her to give him back the decanter. She said it was a family heirloom, and he said, back into the storm with her.

Nathan got the heat going, and Lulu sent a text to Charlotte telling her to stay put at the stables. Nathan said he wasn’t sure how long they’d have power or a signal.

Charlotte and Danny went to the carriage house.

Valentin told Carly that he had to look for Charlotte.

Jason found Britt half-frozen and lost. (Where? They didn’t say.)

Tracy said she’d sue Martin for intentional infliction of harm, and he said no judge would entertain the notion since he was trapped in the house with her, but she said that was only because his sister didn’t want him trapped in her house. He asked how many times Monica sent her packing, and she said he didn’t know how they fought their battles or loved each other. He said she was nothing if not a world class pain in the ass who delighted in the misfortune of others and loved being the cause of the misfortune in first place. Tracy asked why he hated her. He’d lied, cheated, sued, and tried to swindle her home from her. What had she done to deserve that? He said she’d ruined his life.

Molly couldn’t find her phone and took out her laptop. Cody said, no one appreciated a snow day anymore, and looking at her email, she said, oh my God, no.

Charlotte said Danny was right. She never would have made it. Her phone chimed and she said she had a million texts from her mom. She texted Lulu that she was safe at the Quartermaine’s with Danny.

Lulu told Nathan that Charlotte was with Danny at the Quartermaine’s, but she was still grounded until the end of time. She’d put everyone looking for her in danger.

Carly said Valentin wouldn’t be safe, but he said Charlotte wasn’t safe. He couldn’t live with himself if she was out there freezing and he was safe and warm playing checkers. He was the only one who knew where to look for her. Carly gave him a flashlight, hand warmers, and a coat. She told him, good luck, and he thanked her and left.

Britt said Jason found her, and he said he’d always find her.

Cody asked, what happened? and Molly was evasive, but finally told him that she wrote a fiction book. He asked if it was a legal thriller, but she said, no. Did he remember when she’d asked him about trick roping? It was for her book.

Martin said Tracy destroyed his relationship with Lucy, and she laughed. He said, there it is, and she said it was no big loss. He said they’d had something meaningful, but she said Lucy’s only meaningful relationship had been with a duck named Sigmund. He said Lucy was the best thing that ever happened to him and for some reason, Tracy decided to undermine it, convincing him that she was cheating with Scotty. He confronted Lucy with no evidence and ended things based on her lies. When he tried to mend things… Tracy said he discovered Lucy rolling in the hay with Scotty. Why didn’t he thank her?

Nathan told Lulu that they weren’t going back out. His car was in a ditch, and the safest thing was for them to shelter in place. She said he could have been at the station helping people who really needed it, but he said if she’d gotten stuck by herself, he’d have been looking for her. Lulu decided to look for anything they could use as blankets, and said there were a million napkins, but nothing blankety. She thought the bottle of bourbon she found would keep them warm though. Did he ever play Two Truths and a Lie?

Danny wanted to make the best s’mores ever, and Charlotte said they’d made them at Lila’s Kids, but she didn’t get the hype. He asked if she’d tried them, but she said, no. They looked messy and too sweet. He said that was the whole point. Sometimes you had to embrace the mess and enjoy the sweeter things.

Britt told Jason that she was on the way back from Windymere. She’d rented her own boat since the launch was slow and the water got crazy choppy. With the wind and snow, she couldn’t see where she was going, then her boat started taking on water. She thought she was going to die – again. All she could think was that all this time her body had been trying to kill her and this was how she was going out. Then she heard… She guessed it was his boat. Where were they? Jason said it was an old harbormaster’s office near Spoon Island. The water was too rough to make it back to the mainland. He needed to get her warm and brought her closer to the fireplace. He put his arm around her and told her that she was okay.

Martin said if he hadn’t listened to Tracy, Lucy would have never ended up with Scotty, and Tracy said, she would have eventually. It’s what people like Lucy did and it was good he was rid of her. He said they had something real and she got in the way, but she said he’d never had anything real with any woman. She’d met all three of his ex-wives and he had a type. They were beautiful, exciting, and only out for themselves. He fell madly in lust and failed to see they all had the same agenda – to bleed him dry. He said he had a lot to offer besides the money, and she said, now he didn’t even have that. He said he’d still have a sizable nest egg if she hadn’t thrown him to that pack of she-wolves, and she said, everybody cheated and before you knew it, you were on the hook for alimony, but he said she didn’t know the first thing about love. How many times had she been divorced? She said, that’s how she knew, through trial and error – mostly error – before she recognized the true love of her life.

Cody asked if Molly wrote a Western romance, or was it some other genre that required a lariat? and she said it was subgenre, a Western/frontier romance. She’d written books when she was younger, but they were purely romance and she left that behind when she went to law school. This book was just for a creative outlet. He asked when he got his signed copy, but she said she’d written it for fun, not publication. She thought Kristina understood that, but she went behind Molly’s back and submitted it to her old literary agent.

Danny told Charlotte that he’d been kicked out of Lila’s Kids for going on a solo expedition and not telling anyone. Most of the time, he tried to be relatively safe, but sometimes he wanted to take a chance. Charlotte said she felt like she tried hard to be normal, but she could speak three languages, knew the best train to St. Petersburg, and where to get the best pizza in Naples. In the meantime, no one wanted to hear about the part of her that reminded them of who her dad was.

Valentin came back and Carly told him to get inside. He said he couldn’t find Charlotte, but she said Charlotte was safe. It was okay.

Martin said Tracy was talking about Luke Spencer and he was a scoundrel. She said he was. Every word of his reputation was true. He asked if she was convinced he wasn’t after her money, but she said, he was… at first. But later they both realized what they had was worth more than money and worth fighting for. He gave up and threw in the towel with Lucy. He said the love of Luke’s life was his sister Laura. Didn’t that bother her? She said, what Luke had with Laura had nothing to do with what he had with her. She was so grateful they found each other when they did, but they found it long after Luke and Laura divorced. Nothing about their relationship was easy or convenient. It was necessary that they had past loves, broken hearts, and children of their own, so they could see clearly and honestly. He asked if she was saying it was better to marry a con artist knowing they were a con artist, but she told him that she was saying he was never going have a lasting relationship until he could look at a woman and love her while seeing her for who she was, not who he wanted her to be.

Molly told Cody that Kristina read her book and liked it. Kristina hounded her to send it to her agent, but she’d made it clear she didn’t want to. She guessed Kristina found her agent’s information online and sent it anyway. Cody asked how she found out, and she said she got an email from her agent, who loved it. Her agent said it was major and wanted to give her a multi-book deal, but she wasn’t going to move this forward. He asked, why not? and she said she already had a job. Publication meant tours, publicly, and deadlines. It was a hobby and she wanted it to stay that way. He said he got where she was coming from, but it sounded like she was a great writer, and he couldn’t wait to read it. She said she couldn’t wait to get back to his cozy bed. She was freezing. He said he’d better warm her up and carried her upstairs.

Carly gave Valentin a drink and said it was the good stuff. She was billing him for it. He said he was running up quite a tab in this establishment. Did she speak to Charlotte? She said Lulu texted her that Charlotte was safe at the Quartermaine’s, and he said he thought she was going to die. Carly said, Charlotte had enough sense to stay in, unlike her father, and he said she was right. He couldn’t see an inch in front of his face. He didn’t even make it to the tree line. He knew he had to wait out the storm and give up the search, and he hated that. She asked how he thought Charlotte would feel if he’d died trying to find her, and he said Carly had boots and a coat on. Was she coming after him?

Nathan guessed that Lulu was lying about flying in a hot air balloon, but she said, no. Drink up. It was his turn, and he said that he was a switch hitter, hated chocolate, and knew the entire periodic table of elements by heart. She said, the last one, and he recited the table. She checked it on her tablet, and said, damn. How did a detective know the periodic table? He said his dad made him learn it as a kid and drilled it into him relentlessly every day, and she said she thought he’d told her that his dad never paid much attention to him.

Carly said she had to come after Valentin. He needed to know his daughter was safe. He said she told him it was suicide to go out, but she said she figured he wasn’t far. He asked, why risk her life? and she said she knew what it was like to lose a parent and lose a child, and if she’d been in his shoes, she wouldn’t wait another second to make sure er kid was safe.

Danny told Charlotte that whenever he took a risk, he could tell his aunts and grandma were scared that he was becoming more like his dad. They didn’t trust him to be responsible. Charlotte said it was his idea to shelter there, and he said it was one thing to be stupid and risk his life, but it was another to risk hers.

Lulu said Nathan had told Maxie that Nina was their father’s pride and joy, and because he was adopted, their father didn’t pay much attention to him. Nathan said he always had a good memory, but he was a miserable failure at math. His dad figured if he just threw him into physics and chemistry, he might be of some use, but it was clear he couldn’t do anything beyond memorization to follow in his father’s footsteps. So he lost interest. Lulu said his dad sound like an ass. And if he couldn’t see how wonderful and amazing Nathan was, he was an ass and an idiot.

After basking in the afterglow, Britt got out of bed and said, that was one way to cure hypothermia. Was Jason okay? He said he wanted to make sure she was okay, and she asked why he thought she wasn’t. He said she fought hard to push him away, and Britt said if he was worried she only did it because he saved her life, if that was the case, she would have just sent him a thank you card. He said she didn’t trust him – not yet, but he really wanted to help her. Please let him help. She said, if he was going to help her, he needed to know the truth. She’d been lying to him all this time.

Cody said he couldn’t leave Outback alone as he picked up the contents of Molly’s bag. He looked at her manuscript and said, Loredo Sunrise by Molly Lansing-Davis. He sat down to read.

Martin said it explained a lot about why Tracy was so Tracy. Once upon a time, she had a great love and lost him. Now she was taking out her pain on the rest of the world. Tracy laughed and said, save her the dime store psychiatry. He said he wasn’t trying to punish the world. Luke was gone and her father was gone. She said, what about him? and he said he was a mess, but after a decade of trial and error – mostly error – he was open to the possibility that someone was out there for him. She said he was an easy mark, and he said maybe she was right. Or maybe, between the pair of them, he was still brave enough to put his heart on the line.

Charlotte said Danny had chocolate on his face and wiped it off with her hand. He put his hand on hers and they kissed.

Carly said she’d thought Valentin was thoroughly reprehensible. He’d married Nina, so he had terrible taste in women, and he’d taken a daughter away from her mother. He was the representative of the evil Cassadines. He asked what changed her mind, and she said, the look on his face before he went out to find Charlotte or die trying. He wasn’t who she thought he was. He said she wasn’t exactly who he thought she was either.

Nathan said, nobody was perfect and definitely not him, and Lulu said he wasn’t perfect, but he was a good man. He said he tried, and she said he didn’t need to be modest. He came from money and didn’t have to work to support himself. He chose a career that put him in danger helping people. He said she made him sound like a Boy Scout, and she asked what was wrong with that. He helped her with Charlotte, and she didn’t know what she would have done without him. He put his hand on hers and said he appreciated that. (Wow. The snowstorm sure brought out the romance in everyone.)

Britt asked if it didn’t bother Jason that she’d been lying, and he said it bothered him that she’d been forced to, but she didn’t have to anymore. He was going to get her out of this. She could trust him. She said she knew and she did. The truth was, it went back to her father. They were forcing her to complete her father’s final project. If she didn’t, they’d let her die of Huntington’s. Everyone who had Huntington’s died, but they were going to let her die faster. He said she had to tell him who they were.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Nathan says, nobody’s perfect and definitely not him, and Lulu says she doesn’t remember saying that he was perfect, but he says, it seemed kind of implied, was it not? She said, oh. He’s not perfect, but he’s a good man. He’s always been. He says he tries, and she says he doesn’t need to be modest. He came from money and didn’t have to work to support himself and chose a career that put him in danger helping people. He says she makes him sound like a Boy Scout, and she asks, what’s wrong with that? He helped her with Charlotte, and she doesn’t know what she would have done without him. He puts his hand on hers and says he appreciates that. They kiss and then start making out.

Carly says, up until now, she’d thought Valentin was thoroughly reprehensible, and he says, up until now? He must be losing his touch. She says, he married Nina, so he has terrible taste in women, and he took a daughter away from her mother. And his reputation. He was just another evil Cassadine. He asks, what changed her mind? and she says, the look on his face before he went out to find Charlotte or die trying. He isn’t who she thought he was. He says, she isn’t exactly who he thought she was either, and she says he can sleep in the guest room. He asks if it isn’t safer in the attic, and she says, it’s just the two of them. He says, what if someone shows up? and she says, who? The roads are closed. They’re officially snowed in. But if he wants to sleep in the attic… He says, no, no, no. The guest room will be a welcome change. He thanks her, and she says she’ll let him get some rest. He asks, what’s the hurry?  

Danny and Charlotte kiss, when they hear someone coming. They break apart as Rocco walks in. He says, good. He found them here. What’s going on?

Cody is reading Molly’s manuscript when she comes downstairs. She says, lonely girlfriend in search of missing boyfriend. What’s taking him so long? He says he picked up some reading material, showing her the manuscript. It’s a real page turner.

Portia walks to Trina’s kitchen in the dark and yells, ouch! Trina comes out and asks, what happened? Is it the baby? Portia says, no. She stubbed her toe. Why does it hurt so bad? She hobbles to the couch and Trina asks what she was doing. Portia says she was getting a drink of water. She was thirsty. Trina says, and she didn’t turn on the light because… Portia says she didn’t want to disturb Trina. She did a great job. Trina asks if she’d like an ice pack, and Portia says, yeah. Trina looks for it and says, Josslyn must have forgotten to put it back when she last used it. Portia says, that’s okay. She’ll just open a window and dangle her foot out. Trina half-smiles and says she’d love to see that.

Britt says, Jason saved her life tonight. He deserves the truth. She’s really scared. He says, of what? and she says, of what they’ll do if they find out she told him. When she says these guys are powerful… He asks if she’s talking about Sidwell, and she says, he’s one of them, but he’s not the most dangerous.

Cullum says, Josslyn thought she’d be at a party tonight, but instead she’s playing chess with a stranger, and she says, not a bad way to pass the time until the storm is over. Nice try distracting her. He says she’s not the person she pretends to be.

Lulu pushes away from Nathan and says, we can’t.

Molly says, that’s private. When Cody asked if he could read it, she didn’t say yes. He says, she didn’t say no. She got him upstairs as quick as she could and distracted him with sex. She says she didn’t hear him complaining, and he says, she probably never will. She asks how much he read, and he says, enough to know she’s not mad at him for supposedly violating her privacy. She’s mad because now he knows what she really thinks of him.

Portia says, sorry, and Trina says, for what? Portia says, for interrupting Trina’s regularly scheduled distain for her. Trina says, if Portia thinks she likes being mad, that’s not really the right word, and Portia says, disappointed? Trina says, more like worn out and tired. On that note… Portia asks where she’s going, and Trina says, to bed. Portia says, they were just getting somewhere. Please talk to her. Trina says, if Portia wants to know how she’s feeling, she honestly doesn’t think she can ever forgive her for what she did to dad and their family.

Jason asks, who’s working with Sidwell? and Britt says, his name is Ross Cullum. He showed up in Port Charles around the time of their date and demanded she end things with Jason or he would. Jason says, that’s why she picked the fight with Carly, and Britt says she knew him before. He was the first person she saw when she woke up at the Five Poppies. He’s the only reason she’s alive. He and Sidwell needed her to complete her father’s final project. He says, Sidwell is his partner or what? and she says, worse. He asks, what’s worse than them working together? and she says, Cullum works for the WSB.

Josslyn tells Cullum, she’ll bite. Who is she pretending to be? He says, a ditzy college girl, but ditzy college girls don’t beat him at chess. She asks, who says? Society? He asks if she disagrees, and she says she thinks blonde college girls who frequent frat parties get a bad rap, but she got his queen, didn’t she? He says, she certainly did, and she says, it’s not a big deal. Her dad taught her to play when she was younger. He called it a rite of passage. He asks what else would surprise him about her, and she says she’s an environmental science major and used to be pre-med. He says, she’s an interesting girl. He wonders what other secrets she’s keeping.

Valentin thanks Carly, and she tells him not to get crazy. It’s just one night in the guest room. He says he thanks her for understanding about Charlotte. Lulu is her cousin and she’s had to overcome a lot of hostility to put him up. She says, and put up with him, and he says he appreciates it. She says, let’s be clear. She’s not excusing anything he’s done. He says, nor should she, and she says she’s able to separate Valentin the man from Valentin the father. He says he wants to be better for Charlotte, and she says she knows he does. He says, if all goes as planned, her daughter will be safe and he’ll be back with his, and she says she thinks they deserve that. He says, they do. He has to ask. Does it really bother her that this ends with Jack Brennan in his old cell at Steinmauer? The doorbell rings, and Carly says, oh my God. Valentin tells her, the roads are closed, she says. We’re snowed in, she says. Carly tells him, both are true, and he says, and yet, the doorbell.

We see Jack standing outside Carly’s house.

Jason says, so Britt is positive Cullum is with the WSB, and she says, more than positive. That’s how Sidwell stays ahead of the Bureau. He has someone on the inside. Not only that, Cullum met twice with Rocco under the pretense of questioning him about breaking into Dalton’s lab. Jason says, he just wants her to know he can get to Rocco, and she says, when she went off on him, he straight up told her that he’d sentence Rocco to Steinmauer if she didn’t cooperate. Jason says he gets it, and she says, it would kill her if anything happened to that kid… or to him, and he says, that’s why she’s been so distant. She says she didn’t know what else to do except push everyone away, and he cups her cheek with his hand.

Cody says, the main character is based him, but Molly says, not entirely. Cody says, he works in a stable, and his name is Casey, and she says, it was a placeholder name. He says, what about the rest of it? and reads, Casey was six feet of gorgeous stupidity. A monument of wasted potential. Golden Retriever energy would be an insult to the species. Books were decorations to him. Thoughts were a burden. (I would have hit gorgeous and focused on that.) Molly says, it’s not him, and he says, it sound nothing like him – Casey the stable boy. Really? She says, first, Kristina sends it to her publisher without her permission, and now he reads it without her permission. Nobody was supposed to read it. He says, maybe Kristina shouldn’t have done what she did, but it doesn’t change what Molly wrote. He can’t unread what he read. She says, then read it in the spirit it was intended, and he says, as a joke. Just laugh it off and move on.

Charlotte asks what Rocco means by what’s going on, and Rocco says he recognized her scarf and coat at the main house. He thought they’d be here. She says she needed to talk to her father, and Danny says they snuck out to see him. Charlotte says, the snow took a bad turn, and Danny says, they didn’t even make it to the main house and crashed here. Charlotte says she still needs to talk to her father, and Rocco says, Danny knows her dad is staying at Carly’s? She says, Danny helped her to see him a few weeks ago, and Rocco asks why they didn’t tell him.  

Carly tells Valentin, it’s Jack. Get upstairs. He runs up the stairs, and Carly tells herself, okay. She opens the door and tells Jack, come in. He says he was starting to think she wasn’t home, and she says, sorry. She dozed off. She can’t believe he came all the way out in this. How are the roads? He says, snowy and slick, even after the plows. He wanted to make sure she and Donna were okay. She says, Donna’s at Sonny’s, and he says he thought she left early to pick Donna up. She says she’s an idiot. She got there and had messed the dates up. He says he was hoping to be chivalrous and take care of both of them, but she says, it’s just her. He sees two glasses full of champagne on the table and says, yet she’s drinking for two.

Valentin settles back into the attic.

Lulu tells Nathan, it’s not like this is a shock. Between the excitement of the storm, getting stranded, and the alcohol, obviously, they’re not thinking clearly. That’s all. He says, because she’s Maxie’s friend. Maybe that’s all for her, but it’s a lot more than that for him. He’s wanted to kiss her for a long time. She says, don’t do this, and he says, she helped him adapt to his new life. She guided him through being a father. The days he saw her were lighter and less empty. Maybe the storm gave him the courage to do it, but he didn’t kiss her because of the booze or the storm. He kissed her because he wanted to. She says, oh, and he says, oh? She’s got to give him something, say something. She says, like Maxie would kill her if Maxie knew she had feelings for him too.

Portia says, Trina is absolutely right to never forgive her, and Trina says, but Portia thinks she should. Portia says she thinks Trina is old enough to understand that adults have complicated relationships and sometimes marriages don’t work out. Trina says, sometimes they don’t work out twice, and Portia says, that’s right. Trina is about to be an older sister. Does she remember? That’s all she used to want. Trina says, things are a little different now. Portia was married to Taggert, and she thought he was her father. And they were still speaking. Portia says, they’re speaking now, and Trina says, barely. She can’t stand it. Portia says, what? and Trina says, the baby is coming into the world the same way she did – surrounded by lies.

Molly says she’s really sorry Cody is upset, but they wouldn’t be having this conversation if he hadn’t invaded her privacy. He says he only wanted to read her manuscript because he’s blown away by her and proud. He wanted to celebrate her accomplishment with her. He thinks the world of her, and thinks apparently it’s the opposite of how she sees him. Molly says, parts of Casey are inspired by him, but Casey is a fictional character, not him. Not even close. He says, it seems to be to him, and she says she wrote it a long time ago when things were not so good between them. Does he remember when they were stuck on the roof of GH and when he was rude to her after he was arrested at Charlie’s when she was trying to be nice? That’s where they were at then. If he reads a couple more chapters, he’ll see how much Casey changes. He falls in love with Maddie and Maddie starts to see him differently.  They both grow and evolve. He says, really touching, and she says, it’s like Pride and Prejudice. Mr. Darcey starts off super cold and arrogant. Then he and Elizabeth fall in love. Cody says, even if that’s not how she sees him now, she did before. What’s he supposed to do with that? She says, realize that’s how life works. People and their opinions change over time. He asks how her readers could even support that Maddie would ever fall for… He looks through the manuscript and says, that big stupid ox, and she says, he’s focusing on the negative things. Casey has positive qualities too. He’s good with kids and Maddie’s family. He’s handsome and strong and nobody makes Maddie laugh like he does. He says, exactly. Casey is a joke and apparently, so is he.

Nathan asks if Lulu feels the same, and she says she feels something, but it doesn’t matter because of Maxie. If Maxie were here, none of this would have happened. He says he gets that, but she’s not here and it did happen. It happened because the feelings are real. They can’t ignore that. She says she can’t ignore Maxie either. Maxie is her best friend. He says he knows that, and she says she just kissed her best friend’s husband. He says, she kissed the man Maxie married seven years ago. It was brutal to come back and see she’d moved on with her life, but she had. She made a family with James, Georgie, Bailey Lou, and Spinelli. Lulu says, only because Nathan was gone, not because she stopped loving him, and he says he loves Maxie too. He will forever, but he’d never want her to mourn him forever. Lulu says, of course (🍷) not, and he says, part of him wonders if she would want him to move on with his life too, because the life he had is a memory. He’s grateful to have it, but he can’t live in a memory. She says she believes that and knows, but just the thought of Maxie waking up and realizing what happened here. It would crush her if she found out about this ever.

Carly tells Jack that Jason was going to come by, but she turned on the news and saw how the roads were. So she texted him not to risk it. She would have told Jack the same thing. He says he’s glad he didn’t tell her his plans. He trained in Moscow and this is nothing. She hands him a glass, and he says, here’s to a cozy evening. They clink glasses, and he asks if they have the place to themselves. She says, they do, and they kiss.

Jason says he knows Britt would do anything to protect Rocco. So just tell him how the whole thing started with her working for Sidwell and Cullum. She says, everything that happened before she left was real. She fought Heather Webber to protect Josslyn, and she thought she was dying in her mother’s arms, but then she woke up and found herself in a gorgeous resort. He said, the Five Poppies, and she says, when she came to, Cullum was there and he laid it out for her. They’d faked her death to spare her mother the pain of watching her deteriorate and had a medication that arrested Huntington’s. He says, so they were going to bankroll the medication and put her up in paradise in exchange for what? She says she would research cold fusion and complete her father’s final project.

Cullum asks Josslyn to excuse him. He needs to check the other rooms for storm damage. She says she’s just grateful to be here, and he leaves. She looks around and picks up his coat. She rifles through the pockets and finds a cigarillo tin. She takes a book out of another pocket, and sees it’s The Crystalline Conspiracy by PK Sinclair. She reads, for my muse – C., and looks through it. She says, Daphne, looks at the cover again, and says, Anna?

Molly says she’s kind of surprised Cody is taking it so hard, and he says he doesn’t get it. He cares about her. Her opinions matter to him. These are the worst things he thinks about himself, and now, not only does he know she thinks them, she put them out there for other people to read. It hurts. She says she’s sorry. She really, really is. He has to believe her. The character changes. He says he knows, but she said he’d looked that way in her eyes. He always knew people viewed him as a clown, but until this, he didn’t know she was one of them. She says, that’s not how she views him. She understands why it goes so deep for him. It goes deep for her too. She hadn’t written anything in years. But after she lost the baby and ended things with TJ, things were so bad with her and Kristina, writing was her only escape. It was like a gift. He says he’s glad she had it, and she says she was too, at the time. It’s totally ruined now. She’ll never look at her novel and think that’s how she got through a terrible time, that her agent loved it and thought it should be published. She’ll not only think about how hurt it him, but how it hurt her just as much.

Jack’s phone rings, and he says his phone has the worst timing. Carly says, work? and he says, what else? He’ll be right back. He steps away to take the call.

Charlotte says they weren’t trying to exclude Rocco, but lying about stuff to their mom didn’t eat away at her the way it did him. Rocco says he hates it, and Charlotte says she’d already asked him not to say she’d seen her dad. Danny says, if they’d told him that they were going to visit Valentin, not only would he be keeping a secret from Lulu, he’d be lying to her. Charlotte says she loves him, but he’s a terrible liar, and Rocco says, not true. Charlotte says, he sucks at it. That’s a good quality and she didn’t want to put him in that position. Rocco says he’s fine with it, and Danny asks if he’s sure. Rocco says, they’ll figure this out – the three of them.

Carly paces and looks like she has a headache.

Britt tells Jason that doing what Sidwell and Cullum wanted seemed to be a better deal than slowly dying of Huntington’s, so she agreed. To hear them tell it, she’d be to helping benefit humanity. Jason says, with cold fusion? and she says, by the time she realized their goals were not so altruistic, it was too late to walk away. He asks if they threatened her, and she says, eventually she started slow walking the research, and they slowed the flow of her medicine. She can’t tell him how much it helps. Her symptoms are virtually undetectable when she takes it. He says, she can’t get this medication anywhere else? and she says her father developed it for himself. He was too far gone when it was ready. When she tried it, it was still experimental. He says, and so far it’s working, and she nods. She says she had a price and they paid it, and he says, when he offered to help with recreating the formula, she said no. She says, because it was too risky. Sidwell murdered Henry Dalton.  

Josslyn looks through the book, reading some it.

Lulu says they’d hurt the people they care about, and Nathan says, not just Maxie. Lulu says, Dante, and Nathan says, Dante is his best friend, like Maxie is hers. Lulu sits down and says, she and Dante settled into the status quo. They get along fine and co-parent well. Nathan says, after she woke up? and she says she was definitely confused as to where her heart was. He says, confusion is the name of the game, and she says, once everything settled, it became clearer. Too much time had passed. She and Dante had grown apart. Even so, if anything ever happened between them… She knows it would hurt the people they love, including their kids. She did enjoy the kiss though. He says, it was a good kiss. She’s probably right. It’s probably better for everybody if they just let it go. She says, at least they both know the truth of what it was, and he says he’s glad they could at least say it out loud. She says her too.

Danny says, Rocco’s got to believe they weren’t trying to shut him out, and Rocco says he gets it. He’s not a great liar. From now on, they tell each other everything, okay? Danny says, okay, and Rocco wonders if they should head to the main house, but Danny says he thinks they’ve got everything they need here. He’s got the stuff for s’mores. Charlotte says she tried one. They’re not that bad. Rocco says he told her. Give him a marshmallow. They all sit down on the couch.  

Molly says if she thought Cody was a colossal joke, why be with him? Maybe she was bored or being with someone was easier than not? He says, every time she looks at him, he’ll wonder if she’s looking at Casey or him, and she says, right now, she’s looking at Casey. He read her manuscript. That’s the sort of thing Casey would do. She has to get out. He says, she can’t. They’re snowed in. She can take the bed. He’ll sleep with the horses. She says, no. She won’t let him do that. They’ll share the bed. He says he doesn’t think he can be near her right now, and heads for the stalls.

Portia says, Trina can hate the way this baby came to be all she wants to, but no matter who the father is, the baby will still be Trina’s little brother or sister. Trina says she knows that. It’s exactly what she didn’t want for them to go through. What she did. To learn the truth about everything, to digest, to forgive Portia. And she really rushed to forgiveness the first time. It’s what she thought everyone needed, but really, she was still in a lot of pain from being lied to her entire life. Portia says she gets it, and Trina says she knows she loves Portia, but she doesn’t understand her and her choices. How is she supposed to have a relationship with her when she’s always waiting for the next lie to come out. The trust is gone. Portia says it’s something they have to work on, and Trina says, if they can. Portia says, they can try. It would kill her if Trina let her feelings for her affect the way she was to her little brother or sister. But she knows Trina won’t. It’s not in Trina to blame an innocent child for her mistake. And she knows, deep down, Trina knows that too.  

Cullum comes back, and Josslyn says she got cold again, so she grabbed his jacket. She hopes that’s okay. Cullum says, of course (🍷), and Josslyn says, when she did, these fell out, giving him the tin. Sorry. He says, it’s fine, and Josslyn shows him the book and says, any good? He says, one of my favorites, and she says, it’s so crazy. The woman on the cover looks exactly like their old Police Commissioner, Anna Devane. He says he’s never heard of her, but what a coincidence, and she asks if he minds if she reads it. It will give her something to do. He says, be my guest, and she thanks him.

Jason asks if Britt knows for a fact that Sidwell killed Dalton, and she says he did it right in front of her, so yes, she knows for a fact. He says, okay. He’s got to get her away from these guys. They’re using her medicine against her. They’ve got to find a different source. Just get him a vial and he’ll have it reverse engineered. She says, it’s not a simple process. There’s no guess work. It takes time. He says, okay, but he can do it. He can replicate the medicine. He can keep her, Rocco, and her mom safe, all of them. He’s going to get her out of this no matter what it takes. He takes her hand and says he can’t do it without her. If she agrees tonight, she can’t change her mind tomorrow. He needs to know they’re together in this. She says, sounds great in theory, but actually pulling it off… He says, this whole thing was built around her. They need her to help create it and now she can be the one to end it.

Carly looks in a mirror and says, you can do this, Carly. Jack comes back and says his phone is officially off for the night. Is everything okay? She says, everything is perfect, and they kiss.

Britt says, okay, and Jason says, yeah? She says, yeah. They’ll do it his way, but when they leave tomorrow, they can’t see each other. If he passes her at Bobbie’s or the hospital, he can’t say hello. Cullum made it clear she was not to be near him, and Cullum won’t think twice about killing him. Does he understand her? He’s not messing around. Jason nods and says he understands. She says, good, and he says, well, if tonight is all they have… They kiss.

There’s a song part while we look in on what everyone is doing. Jack and Carly get busy on the sofa. Valentin lies on the attic floor, looking out the window at the snow. Charlotte, Danny, and Rocco make s’mores, and Charlotte smiles at Danny. Lulu and Nathan open the door and look at the snow, and Nathan gazes longingly at Lulu. Cody hunkers down near the horses, and Molly sits on the staircase. Portia goes back to bed, and Trina cries in the living room. Josslyn reads by the fireplace, and Cullum taps a cigarillo on the tin as he looks at her.

On Monday, Willow tells someone that she needs them more than ever; Lucas tells Marco that maybe it’s time they got their own apartment; Sonny says, Ric is a good lawyer, and he has another chance to prove it; and Jason says, walking out of this place is the first step to setting Britt free.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Rut-roh. Maxie’s waking up.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-lulu-and-nathan-kiss-alexa-havins-dishes-the-drama-as-here-comes-maxie-excl/

I figured Jack was lying to Cullum.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/is-general-hospitals-jack-playing-carly-chris-mckenna-defends-his-characters-big-lie-to-cullum/

I’m not loving it. When I first saw it, I thought it was a factory.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-new-wyndemere-exterior-has-fans-asking-where-are-the-parapets/

I watch Beyond the Gates on Paramount+ during the weekend if I can. This should be interesting, but I wish it was a GH crossover.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/6-young-and-restless-stars-poised-for-massive-crossover-to-beyond-the-gates-in-june/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

Thank God it was the finale. I really had enough of Eyebrows Joe’s boatmance tour and Max’s inability to take direction from his boss. Kizzy came back to the boat after dealing with her broken toe, and it was disgusting how she and Eyebrows carried on within eyesight and earshot of V. What a couple of skanky humans. They deserve each other. Kudos to Nathan, who said if Eyebrows didn’t knock it off, he’d knock him off. On the upside, Leah came for a visit with Captain Sandy, and it was refreshing to see a mature relationship happening. Nathan also got back together with Gael, and the result was the first Below Deck baby.

Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City

Another sigh of relief as this was the Reunion Part 3, and the final chapter in this season. The topic of Meredith’s plane tirade lingered, but Bronwyn came to the forefront with her announcement that she and Todd were separated. IMO, it was inevitable. It was tenuously kumbaya at the end, but it’s doubtful that will last long.

Vanderpump Rules

Maybe I’m outgrowing this show or something, but it seems very middle school. The OG cast wasn’t the most mature bunch, but compared to this group, they had it together and knew where they were headed. The award for Working My Last Nerve goes to Angelica, who I liked for the first five minutes, but what’s wrong with her? Unlike Natalie, who simply has weird misdirected anger, Angelica’s naïveté is beyond belief. The dude she lusts over is actually being honest in saying that he’s an f-boy, but she still has visions of being married to him in her head. No. Just no. Venus, who is a close second in the nerve working department, especially when he tosses his hair like a circus pony, was actually fun to watch this week as he was getting his groove back.  

Southern Charm

Rodrigo wondered if Shep and Craig were really friends, and in his interview, he said they lived in a grey area. Austen visited his parents, and told his mom that he was coming to that fork with Audrey. In other words, he needed to sh*t or get off the pot. Salley decided she hated the chickens and wanted them out of her life, while Craig and Charley went to the oyster farm, ate oysters, and talked vaguely about the future. Whitney hosted an impromptu birthday dinner for Austen at a restaurant, where he asked about Craig’s date with Charley and asked if they copulated. Who says that??? There was amazing food and the biggest pepper mill I’ve ever seen. No surprise, it degenerated into an argument between Craig and Austen. The best thing in the entire episode was finding out that Molly’s cat was named Robert Downey Jr. Jr.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Erika thought Amanda was performative, which I’m sure is a euphemism for tedious pain in the ass who talks about herself too much. In Rachel’s interview, she said Amanda wanted everyone to see and hear her, and told Erika that Amanda felt very airline attendant from the 60s. Boz, her friend Summer, Kyle, and Dorit had a lunch, which Mauricio crashed, coincidentally being in the area. In Kyle’s interview, she said the town was too small for both of them, and when Dorit threatened to text Mauricio whenever she pleased, we flashed back to memes and jokes. Rachel’s divorce went viral, much to her distress, but what did she think was going to happen? Nothing against her – I like her – but come on. Mauricio and Kyle (why are they even bothering to separate?) went to Amanda’s aka Kyle and Mauricio’s old house, and there were several flashbacks of memories there. Kyle was wistful over simpler times, and I identified. At a joint birthday party for Erika and Dorit, it looked like a conflict was brewing between Dorit and Amanda, but it was to be continued.

The Valley: Persian Style

In Golnesa’s interview, she talked about her anger and how she got (more of) a handle on it after she’d tried to attack Reza. We flashed back to that Shahs moment, and she said she went to two different programs after that. No longer wanting to deal with Dennis, she had Adam and Bamshad kick him to the curb, or at least out of the Palm Springs party. Sky had been very vocal about not liking the Valley, and Reza said it was like she thought she was a member of the Persian royal family. Sky insisted she didn’t act superior, but the dinner ended with her saying to Golnesa… or Reza… or both… or maybe everyone, I will drop you like the napkins that I clean my nose with. You are a POS. You are beneath me. Alrighty then.

Random Reality Items

I’m thinking I might enjoy this one. Anything is better than the last season of Below Deck Med, and no one throws a tantrum like Chef Ben.

Ho-hum. She needs some new material.

Too bad. I actually thought she was fun to watch, especially in her Skipper Barbie outfits. And the rehash of the naked wasted business wasn’t her fault. It was everyone else trying to put in their theories.

I always wonder, why bother getting married then?

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

The Beauty. Hulu, Disney+. Amusing, way gory, with a sense of humor and a great cast, this series is part detective thriller, part body horror. An injection of The Beauty can make you into a 20 out of 10, but at what price? Not only is it a bitch physically to transform, have sex with someone and you pass it along to them. That sounds like a great way to make everyone beautiful, but the downside is, you will then explode. Or be hunted down and killed. Eleven episodes in all, five are ready and waiting, the others to be doled out in the next months. Oh yeah, I enjoyed it, especially the crazy guest appearances.

https://www.tvinsider.com/1220071/the-beauty-fx-cast-premiere-date-details/

https://mashable.com/article/the-beauty-review-ryan-murphy

https://people.com/the-beauty-release-schedule-11887680

She gives the quote of the year: Beauty is the answer to nothing.

https://people.com/isabella-rossellini-discusses-the-irony-of-aging-in-front-of-the-camera-11894200

I also finished 11.22.63, on Netflix. I talked about this last week, but after seeing the rest of it, I can’t say enough good things. James Franco shines as a man who time travels to prevent the assassination of John. F. Kennedy and finds out that if you f*** with history, history will f*** with you. I loved everything about it, including the subtle nods to King’s other work, and thought the ending was superb. A surprise appearance by Constance Towers (Helena Cassadine, General Hospital) was the cherry on the sundae for me.

https://www.netflix.com/tudum/articles/11-22-63-release-date-news

I also watched more of Hollywood Demons, also on Netflix, but you can find it elsewhere. The title is self-explanatory, and the series covers Tinseltown scandals from the Real Housewives to the Power Rangers.

https://nypost.com/2025/03/24/entertainment/how-to-watch-hollywood-demons-docu-series-for-free/

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

On February 3rd, the second season of Fallout will conclude. Hopefully, it won’t take years for the next one.

https://ew.com/fallout-season-2-finale-cover-story-exclusive-11893674

When one door closes, another opens. On March 10th, the new season of One Piece arrives. Took long enough.

https://www.netflix.com/tudum/articles/one-piece-season-renewed

Not in the immediate future, but coming someday. I loved the first one, so I’m in.

https://extratv.com/2026/01/23/jason-momoa-gives-update-on-filming-minecraft-sequel-very-pumped-exclusive/

🎶 They Perform the Songs…

I’m so psyched about Lady Gaga’s new effort, I might even watch this.

https://ew.com/everyone-performing-at-the-2026-grammys-sabrina-carpenter-justin-bieber-lady-gaga-11893841

Nice lineup.

https://ew.com/everyone-performing-at-the-2026-super-bowl-bad-bunny-charlie-puth-brandi-carlile-coco-jones-and-more-11887671

🏆 Throwing Wicked a Bone…

Hair and Makeup? Could they spar it?

https://ew.com/2026-bafta-awards-nominations-11893217

🐾 Accomplishments In the Animal World…

🐈 God knows he’s probably smarter than… I’m not even going to say it.

https://people.com/cat-who-survived-coyote-attack-graduates-from-quarantine-11896184

🛁 This sounds like my kind of contest. And I love a capybara.

https://people.com/capybara-wins-japan-hot-bath-competition-11896407

🐩 Here’s hoping another Golden poops in the ring. A poodle would be even better.

https://people.com/how-to-watch-2026-westminster-dog-show-best-in-show-11894854

🍵 Quotes of the Week

Change is made of choices, and choices are made of character. – Amanda Gorman

Nothing succeeds like success. Get a little success, and then just get a little more.Maya Angelou (Alrighty then.)

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. – Indian Proverb

Talent is nothing without persistence. – Dean Crawford

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. – Frederick Douglass

A good education is not so much one which prepares a man to succeed in the world, as one which enables him to sustain a failure. – Bernard Iddings Bell

If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. – Maya Angelou

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. – Kevin Kruse

Learn what is to be taken seriously and laugh at the rest. – Herman Hesse

You can roll manure in powdered sugar, but it still ain’t a jelly donut. – Berta (Conchata Ferrell), Two and a Half Men

🌲 The Pine Stays Green…

Until next week, stay safe; stay dressing appropriately for this miserable cold weather (unless you’re one of the lucky ones); and stay sometimes embracing the mess and enjoying the sweeter things.