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July 10, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Brook Tells Chase the Truth, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, And the Rest, It’s an Honor, Animal Achievements, A Septuplet Of Quotes & Asbury

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What I Watched Today

(Nada enchilada summer – condensed because life is short & summer should be fun)

General Hospital

Monday:

Z told Carly that he didn’t get the impression Josslyn wanted to leave the WSB. He’d never seen an agent’s mommy demand he boot their child from the Bureau. Carly said she wasn’t kidding around.

Josslyn apologized to Lucas for lying to him, but he said she didn’t have to apologize for being a WSB agent. He wasn’t mad. She said her job was to follow orders and manipulate him.

Sonny went to see Ethan in the hospital and asked what he’d let Ava do to him.

Rocco admitted he’d shot Cullum, but it was to save Danny’s dad, and Danny said, if he was such a hero, come forward.

Lulu asked if Charlotte had been in touch with her father, and Charlotte said he’d been in Port Charles since he’d escaped.

Britt said Dante must be loving this, but he said it would affect Rocco who’d been through enough. Britt said Rocco didn’t have to go through anything else if he let her go.

Ethan said Sidwell had shot him, and Sonny said Ava told him that Ethan saved her life. He went above and beyond. Ethan said he was sorry he didn’t get Sidwell, but Sonny said Sidwell had been taken care of. Ethan wondered how Sonny and Turner got out unscathed, when Ava walked in and asked Sonny to share how they’d managed to pull that off. Could he explain why he let Sidwell live?

Lulu asked where Valentin had been hiding, but Charlotte said it didn’t matter. He’d turned himself into the WSB a few days ago. She and Danny hadn’t heard anything since. Lulu said she could just feel there was more to the story.

Rocco said he couldn’t confess, but Danny said Cullum was dead now and Danny was a minor who’d acted in self-defense. Rocco said he’d promised his parents and Britt, but Danny said that was when Cullum was still around. Rocco said Danny didn’t get how hard it was leaving Britt, but Danny said Britt wasn’t the reason Rocco wasn’t telling the truth. He was just a straight-up coward. Rocco said he wasn’t going back on his word.

Dante said he’d already compromised himself enough, and Britt said she was just asking him to look the other way. It benefitted him too. The WSB only grabbed her because he’d had her arrested. If he let them take her, Rocco would hate him forever. Dante said Rocco was already furious with him, and she said, then let her out. He’d never see or hear from her again. She’d be free and he could tell his son that he made that happen.

Jack struggled out of bed when Nina came in, but she said it was too soon. He said Cullum was dead and he had to get back to work, but she said he had to lie back down. He asked why he should listen to her, and she said maybe because she’d saved his life.

Josslyn said when she’d supported Lucas’s decision to live at Windymere, she already knew Marco was involved in his father’s business and that it was dangerous. But she’d needed access to Spoon Island and Sidwell and eventually Cullum. She had the perfect excuse in him to visit. He said when he’d moved back to Port Charles, he was looking forward to getting to know her. They’d spent time catching up and he thought they had a real connection. She said, it was real. When she’d joined the WSB, she’d known she’d have to lie to the people she loved, but didn’t know she’d have to manipulate them. He said she was quite skilled at it and totally fooled him, and she said she was sorry she’d used him. He asked if she’d do it again, she said, yeah, and he left.

Z said Josslyn was an agent by choice, but Carly said Jack had used her to gain access to Josslyn, then manipulated Josslyn, taking advantage of her emotional vulnerability after her boyfriend’s murder. She couldn’t even get in to see her. Z said he’d add her name to the approved list, but she said she didn’t want that. She wanted her daughter back. He said he’d put it in language she understood. That ain’t gonna happen. She cracked him across the face.

Sonny said, then the cops showed up, and Ethan said good thing Sonny didn’t take Sidwell out, but Turner probably would have looked the other way. Sonny didn’t think so because Turner wanted pay back her way, and Ava said, legally. She would have felt more comfortable had Sidwell been handled permanently. Sonny said he couldn’t believe he and Ava agreed on something, but Sidwell would be locked up for a long time. Ava could thank him any time. She said Sonny was saving himself, but he said she could thank him for Ethan. He got shot in the ass saving hers.

Dante said Britt got herself into this mess and would have to get herself out, and she said he couldn’t blame a girl for trying. Dante said it was going to kill Rocco when she died and she’d tried to use Rocco’s love as her way out, which only proved he was right about her. She asked what it was like to think you had all the answers. To give zero room for people to change. She loved his son and only wanted the best for him. He said he believed she believed that, but felt it was a convenience. The only person she truly loved was herself.

Danny said Rocco had been lying to him and Charlotte for months (didn’t they lie to him about Valentin? just saying), but Rocco said he didn’t want to drag Danny into this nightmare. Danny said his mom was dead and his dad might as well be. He was already in a nightmare. Rocco didn’t want them going to Spoon Island because they would have figured it out. Rocco said he didn’t want them going because it was dangerous, and Danny said Rocco was just trying to take care of himself like he always did. Rocco said, like when he took the fall for Danny and Charlotte and went to juvie? but Danny said Rocco thought his dad would get him out. Rocco said he knew Dante would try. His dad always showed up for him. Danny said his wouldn’t? and Rocco said Danny was the one who said it, not him.

Helping Jack back to bed, Nina said, when you save someone’s life, you’re responsible for that life. She accepted the responsibility. She needed him for Willow and couldn’t have him stumbling around, breaking his neck because he wasn’t fully recovered. He had evidence against Drew. He said he thought he did, and she asked what that meant, when there was a knock at the door. Vaughn asked if he was interrupting.

Z said Carly packed quite the punch, and she told him not to expect her to apologize. He said he could have her indicted, and she said, go for it. He asked where the fun would be in that. He was going to extend her a rare privilege and explain himself. Her daughter was too great an asset to cut loose. She said Josslyn was a human being, but he said she was a weapon. Highly specialized, thinks on her feet, strong, nerves of steel. Now he saw where she got it. She said just tell her that she’d have been a fabulous killer and all was forgiven? and he said it was a shame no one got ahold of her when she was younger. She would have made a brilliant agent. Maybe there was still potential. They could discuss the possibilities over dinner. She asked if he was hitting on her, and he said he didn’t know if he’d put it like that, but if he were, was it working?

Lucas said, if it made Josslyn feel any better, he would have moved in with Marco no matter what anyone said. He’d been warned plenty. She told him that he was being too generous, and he said they could talk about that later. The priority was her recovery right now, so she should rest. She said she needed to ask him for something. It wasn’t a manipulation. He said, it might not be, but going forward, he’d always wonder who he was talking to, his niece or Agent Jax. She said it had nothing to do with the WSB. She needed him to do something for her.

Z said they could take the WSB jet and be in Paris for a late dinner, and Carly said, this is unbelievable. He asked if that was a no, and she said, yes. He said, so it was a yes? and she said, yes, it’s a no. It’s a hard no. He said his apologies. He thought he felt a spark. She said, no, no spark. He and the WSB were a blight on her daughter’s life and she would remove it if it was the last thing she did. She walked out.

Lulu asked if Charlotte expected her to believe it was just her and Danny working with Valentin, and Charlotte said they weren’t working with him. Lulu said, in touch with then, and Charlotte said, yes. Why would her dad want more people knowing? Lulu asked, who else was involved? when they heard Danny arguing with Rocco outside, saying his dad was locked up because of Rocco. Lulu and Charlotte went out, and Lulu asked what was going on. Rocco said he didn’t make Jason cover for him. He did that all on his own and Danny knew that. Danny said, then prove he wasn’t gutless and tell the WSB that he shot Cullum, and Lulu said that was enough. No one was telling the WSB anything.

Vaughn said he’d been surprised to find Jack was readmitted under another name, and Jack said he was moved out of an abundance of caution and used one of his aliases. Miss Reeves facilitated the transfer. Vaughn said the WSB would need to be extensively debriefed, and Jack said, of course (🍷). Vaughn said, both about his dealings with Cullum and what happened to him medically, specifically the circumstances around his initial stroke. He was glad Nina was there, since she’d saved him a phone call. The Bureau regretted to inform her that the individual she knew as Nathan West had passed away.

Danny said his dad had been locked up for something he didn’t do, and Lulu knew the whole time, but Lulu said, it was complicated. Danny said there was a right and wrong thing to do and they’d chosen the second one, and he left. Lulu asked if Rocco was okay, and he said Danny hated him, but yeah. Lulu asked, who told him that Rocco shot Cullum? and Charlotte said she did.

Lucas went to see Britt and she said if he was there to scold her for taking off with Rocco, save it. She’d already heard from everyone with the ability to speak. He said that wasn’t why he was there, and she wondered if he was just making sure she was being punished. The WSB was going to ship her off to God knows where to live out her days, which wouldn’t be long since she didn’t have access to her meds. He said it was going to be longer than she thought. She wasn’t dying. She didn’t have Huntington’s. She never did.

He said they had to run testing from two different labs to confirm, but she said she’d run tests. He said, Cullum manipulated the results. Josslyn overheard him say he was gaslighting her and Cassius. The medication had only been saline. The police searched her room when she was missing, found a used syringe, and had it analyzed. She said when she didn’t take her medication, her symptoms came back. You couldn’t fake that. He said her brain could. All Cullum had to do was make her think she was sick and her mind did the rest. She said for years she had been waiting to die, and he said he knew it was a lot to process. She told him to get out and leave her alone, and he left.

Vaughn went to Josslyn’s room and asked how his wife was doing.

Ava asked if Sonny shouldn’t be thanking her. She’d saved his flunky from bleeding out all over the floor of her storage room. Did he have any idea what it was going to cost to clean that up? Ethan said, speaking of cost, was there hazard pay? and Sonny said he thought a bonus was in order. He’d let Ethan and Ava sort this out. He thanked Ethan, and Ethan thanked Sonny for saving the day. Ava said she was sure Turner was grateful, and Sonny said he would have shown up even if Sidwell hadn’t taken Turner. Avery would be very upset if Ava if she wasn’t around. He left.

Lulu asked how Charlotte could do that to Rocco, and Charlotte said Lulu always told her that family was important. Lulu said Rocco was her family, and Charlotte said, Jason was Danny’s. He had a right to know about his dad. Rocco said it sounded like Charlotte completely sold him out, but she said she was helping a friend and Danny was his friend too. He was Rocco’s brother and trying to save the one parent he had left. Lulu said she had to go to the hospital. Ethan was there. Rocco asked if he was okay, but Lulu said she didn’t know. Rocco was staying home where Dante would keep an eye on him and Charlotte was coming with her. They weren’t finished. She and Charlotte left.

Obrecht went to see Britt, and Obrecht said Lucas told her that Britt needed her and it was urgent. What happened? Britt said, good news. She did everything Cullum asked for years because he was keeping her alive, but it turned out the joke was on her. She was never sick.

Ava took out her checkbook and said, how much? What did he say to 50,000? He said, put that relic away. They were even. She was keeping his secret, wasn’t she? She said she’d like to do something for him, and he said, in that case, how about some ice chips? She said his wish was her command, and she left to get them for him.

Ava saw Lucas sitting on a bench and asked if he was okay. He said, no. Marco died for nothing.

Britt cried and said she’d done terrible things. She let Obrecht think she was dead and ruined their relationship. She and Cassius spent years working in Croatia for horrible men who did horrible things, so they could just shoot her up with saline. If she’d just once stuck the medicine under a microscope, she would have known the truth. She’d just wanted to keep breathing. Jason was sent to some WSB gulag because he was trying to save her. Now who knew what the WSB would pin on her? She’d ruined every relationship and ruined her life for nothing. Crying, Obrecht asked if Britt heard herself. She was going to live.

Dante saw Rocco on the porch and Rocco said he didn’t need a babysitter. Dante said he knew. Rocco’s mom was just being a mom, but he was glad to have some time with him. There was some stuff they needed to talk about. Rocco agreed, and Dante said, you first.

Josslyn asked what Vaughn was doing in town, and he said it was a successful mission, but not a very discreet one. Z sent him because he had knowledge of all the players, but he was back to Borneo in three hours. He wanted to see her before he left. She said she couldn’t see it at the time, but now she understood why Brennan sent him away, and he said Jack did them a favor. She said they were too close. As much as they insisted it wouldn’t, it would have interfered with the job.

Carly went to the hospital and met Sonny outside. She told him that Josslyn was in the ICU. She was going to be okay and she was safe for now. He said, safe from what? and she said, the WSB.

Z and his men went to a clandestine hospital room, where Cassius sat in a bed. Z said, Cassius Faison. They never met. Cassius could call him Z.

Lucas told Ava about Britt’s medication just being saline. That’s what Marco gave his life for and he was the one who’d pressured him to do it.

Obrecht said Britt had a long, beautiful life ahead of her, but Britt said she’d ruined everything. Obrecht said it could be fixed. Her brother was a hero who helped stop Cullum. Together, they’d find a way to free her. What mattered was, they’d all be together. Nina came in and Obrecht asked if she could help them find Cassius, but Nina said she had terrible news. The WSB just informed her that Cassius was dead.

Rocco said Dante broke a lot of rules for him. That’s why his mom didn’t want to tell Dante what happened, because of the position it would put him in. Dante said one day, if Rocco became a father, he’d get it. Nothing mattered but keeping your kids safe. Rocco said everything Dante did was because he loved him, and Dante said he was finally catching on. Rocco said he was angry and scared and said things he shouldn’t have when he should have been saying, thank you, and they hugged.

Danny went to see Brennan and asked if he could talk to him. Did the WSB want to know who shot Director Cullum even though he was dead? His dad didn’t do it, but he knew who did.

Sonny said, Josslyn was working for the WSB? How? When did this happen? Carly said, about a year ago. And how? Why? Because of them and a lifetime of bad decisions.

Lulu pulled into the hospital parking lot and said she couldn’t believe Charlotte had eavesdropped, but Charlotte said she’d just heard Lulu and Laura talking. Lulu said, but then she stayed even though she knew she shouldn’t be hearing it, and she repeated it to Danny of all people. And this was after Charlotte heard her say no one could know. Charlotte said she wasn’t sorry. If she hadn’t listened in, who knew if Lulu would have told her the truth. Rocco had been acting weird and distant, the vibe between Lulu and Dante was bad, and Danny’s father was gone because he supposedly shot the man Rocco had shot, and she was there for all of it. Lulu said once they saw Ethan was okay, they’d talk. Then Charlotte could tell her everything she knew about her father’s stay in Port Charles.

Sonny said he was sorry and asked if there was any way to get Josslyn out, but Carly said the WSB didn’t care about its agents as people, just weapons they could use. He said it wasn’t right, and she agreed. A car pulled up, and Valentin got out. Carly ran to him and they kissed.

Josslyn said she’d just apologized to her uncle for manipulating him and he’d asked if she’d do it again. Vaughn asked if she told him the truth, and she said, yeah. She lied and she used people, but being an agent wasn’t about what was right or wrong. It was about doing what was necessary. He said, look at the rookie who’s not a rookie anymore. Welcome to the club, Agent Jax.

Cassius asked if his mother and Josslyn were okay, but Z said he wasn’t cleared for that information. He was a prisoner being held for jeopardizing national security, nuclear conspiracy, kidnapping, and murder. Cassius said Cullum was lying, and Z said Cullum was dead. He died a hero trying to stop Cassius. They had Josslyn’s sworn testimony. Cassius asked if Josslyn said he’d done this, and Z said, indeed she did. He was going to be charged with multiple crimes and would likely face the death penalty. Or Cassius could work for him.

Tuesday:

Brook and Chase took Phoebe to the pool, and Brook said Sidwell left Deception with one hell of a PR nightmare, but this was just what the doctor ordered.

Also at the pool, Jacinda said she felt guilty playing hooky, but Michael said she was with the boss. They kissed, and he was surprised to see Chase. He wondered why Chase wasn’t busy trying to exonerate Willow.

Tracy was on the phone in the hospital boardroom, when Willow walked in. Tracy told her to get out.

Emma came home to find Gio playing guitar using a broom, and they kissed.

Jack asked if Danny was going to tell him who shot Cullum.

Rocco hoped Dante could forgive him, but Dante said there was nothing to forgive. Charlotte and Lulu came in arguing because Lulu hadn’t let Charlotte go to Valentin outside the hospital. Lulu said Valentin was a fugitive who’d put Charlotte’s life in danger.

Josslyn woke to find Carly by her bedside.

Dante went to make a call to find out what was going on with Valentin, and Charlotte said Lulu couldn’t stop her from seeing her own father. Lulu said he’d be sent back to Steinmauer, and Charlotte said he was her dad. She loved him and it hurt her to be away from him. Lulu said she was just trying to keep Charlotte safe, when Dante came back and said Valentin had been released with a full pardon. No criminal charges. Charlotte said her father wasn’t a fugitive anymore and thought it must have been because he’d exposed Cullum. Dante wondered how she knew, and Lulu said Valentin had been in Port Charles this entire time. Dante asked if Charlotte had been in touch with him, and she said, yep. Rocco said it hadn’t been easy for her to lie, and Dante said, Rocco knew about this too?

Emma thanked Gio for cleaning things up, and he said he got groceries too. All of Anna’s favorites. Emma said her grandma would appreciate it, and he said it was important everything be perfect for Anna’s homecoming. She said part of her wondered if Anna was ever coming home, but he said Anna was strong and could conquer anything. They kissed, and he said it must be where Emma got it from.

Michael told Jacinda about the trip log in Willow’s car placing her on Route 91 at the time of Jordan’s accident, and she said it sounded convenient. Almost like someone had arranged it.

Chase told Brooke that Alexis had reached out and everything was moving along nicely with the adoption. The birth father’s paperwork had been certified.

Willow told Tracy that she wasn’t leaving. She held an advisory position as district representative and the board was set to discuss enrolling the hospital in her affordable childcare program. She was there to assist and answer their questions. Tracy said Willow could drop the saintly act. She knew exactly who Willow was and exactly what she was capable of.

Josslyn said she was fine, but Carly said that was an overstatement. Josslyn said she was sorry she’d locked Carly in that room, but she hadn’t wanted her to get hurt. Carly said she was glad this was over, that Cullum was dead, and Josslyn’s mission was finished, but Josslyn said she wasn’t leaving the WSB.

Danny said his dad hadn’t shot Cullum, but Jack said he couldn’t just take Danny’s word for it. Danny said Cullum was about to murder someone. If he hadn’t been shot, innocent people would be dead. Jack said he needed a name or evidence, and Danny said, it was Rocco Falconari.

Charlotte said she’d sworn Rocco to secrecy, when the doorbell rang. Charlotte opened the door to Valentin, and they hugged.

Tracy ran down the list of where Willow had shown her true colors, but Willow said Tracy was distorting things as usual. Tracy said Chase was a good man, and if Willow thought she could help herself to him anytime she wanted, she was sadly mistaken.

Michael agreed that it seemed too convenient, and Jacinda asked if a car’s trip log could be hacked. He said, it could, but if someone set Willow up, it wasn’t him.

Brook asked if Chase had heard from Willow, but he said Willow had a lot on her plate. ADA Turner was like a dog with a bone when it came to Willow. He’d thought she just had an ax to grind, but evidence had come to light suggesting Willow was at the scene of Jordan’s accident and drove away, leaving Jordan and Curtis to die.

Jack said, that would explain some things that didn’t add up, and Danny said his dad probably told Britt to protect Rocco. Jack asked if he had any evidence, but Danny said, no. Rocco had admitted it to him. He didn’t want Rocco punished, but it was unfair that his dad was paying for something he didn’t do. Jack said Cullum was dead and he didn’t think the WSB was going to care about the pier shooting anymore. He didn’t know what they were going to do with Danny’s father, but he did know Danny pursuing this wasn’t going to free him and would cause problems for Rocco. He needed to drop this. Danny said, no, but Jack said he needed to let it go. Danny asked if he could at least get a letter to his dad, and Jack said he’d get back to him. He knew it was hard for Danny to have had this conversation, but if it was any consolation, when things were that hard, it was usually because it was the right thing to do. His father would be proud of him. Danny left.

Charlotte asked if it was really over, and Valentin said it was. He was sorry to drop by announced, but wanted to tell her personally. Charlotte said he could have told them earlier at GH. She was there, but her mom wouldn’t let her go to him. Lulu said Ethan was in the hospital, but no one had told her anything about Valentin’s situation, so she’d decided to play it safe. Valentin wanted to go somewhere to catch up, but Lulu said she didn’t think so.

As Emma wrapped a gift, Gio told her that Tracy had asked him to leave Sonny’s and live at the Quartermaine’s, but he wasn’t ready, so he came there. Tracy had been worried about that Sidwell guy being on the loose. According to the news, he’d been caught, so Gio wasn’t sure where that left things, and Emma said pressure from Tracy was never fun. He said, but this time, it wasn’t just Tracy.

Willow said she and Chase were friends, and Tracy said one of her closest friends was Chase’s father. Which was why she was going to talk some sense into his son before he got more tangled in her web. Willow said Tracy was the only person straining Brook and Chase’s marriage.

Chase told Brook that Willow was being framed.

Jacinda said she supposed two things could be true. Willow’s trip log was convenient, but she didn’t put it past Willow to flee the scene. Michael said not stopping to help was more of a moral failing than an actual crime, and she said it was still a bad look, especially for a politician. If she could do that, Willow might be the type of person who could shoot her husband in the back twice. Maybe the court of public opinion should stop looking at him and look closer at Willow.

Charlotte said Valentin wasn’t a fugitive anymore and it was safe now, but Lulu said she was still Charlotte’s mother. Charlotte said Valentin was her father, and Dante suggested he, Rocco, and Charlotte go to the pool so Lulu and Valentin could talk. Her dad wasn’t going anywhere. Valentin suggested he and Charlotte catch up later. He and her mother had a lot to get straight.

Carly said Josslyn almost died because of the WSB. Did she want to die? Josslyn said, no, and Carly asked why she couldn’t leave this job behind. Josslyn said, because she’d succeeded. She’d done her job and taken Cullum down. She wanted to do good in the world and help people. Carly wanted her to hate the WSB, but she didn’t. Carly said she couldn’t watch Josslyn do this. She wouldn’t survive losing another child.

Tracy said she was protecting her granddaughter and her family, which Willow wouldn’t understand. Maybe the cult would take her back. She was definitely leadership material by now. Willow asked if the best Tracy could do was shame her for being exploited as a teenager. How old was Tracy when she ran down her daughter-in-law, or kidnapped her son, or left her father on the floor grasping at his heart? Was she an impressionable child or a full-blown adult? Tracy said she got it. Willow was good by comparison. Okay. Prove it.

Brook wondered, who would frame Willow? and Chase said he thought they knew the answer to that. He looked over at Michael.

Jacinda said they did make a sweet family and asked if it gave Michael any second thoughts about breaking them up. Dante, Rocco, and Danny came in, and Charlotte went to say hi to Danny. She told Danny about her dad being free and the charges being dropped, and hugged him.

At a table, Dante said he was glad he and Rocco talked a little bit. He felt like they were in a better place. Rocco said him too, and Dante said he wasn’t happy about Rocco keeping Charlotte’s dad a secret. She could have gotten hurt. When Valentin was in the equation, anything could happen. Rocco said he was sorry. It was stupid, but he felt for Charlotte. She’d been going through the same thing with their mom and Valentin that he was going through with Dante, their mom, and Britt.

Gio said Sonny agreed he should live somewhere else, at least for the time being, and Emma said Sonny agreeing with Tracy was significant. She thought she felt the same way when her grandma asked that she leave her in France. He said, Anna wouldn’t lie to her, and she said, Sonny wouldn’t lie to him. When somebody cared about you that much, you’d do anything they asked.

Josslyn told Carly that she joined the WSB because of what happened to Morgan and Dex, and because men like Cullum and Sidwell and yes, Sonny, made their living through violence. She was presented with an opportunity to do something about that and she grabbed it. She knew that becoming an agent had allowed her to protect people and she was kind of good at it. She wasn’t giving it up. Carly said, even if it got her killed? but Josslyn said walking down the street or getting in her car could get her killed. Carly said the risk was infinitely higher, but Josslyn said it was a risk she was willing to take. Her eyes were wide open. Nobody was forcing her into this. She chose it. Carly said that was a debatable opinion, and Josslyn said the WSB wasn’t perfect. Cullum was proof of that. But wasn’t that all the more reason they needed people like her? All she was asking was that Carly try and understand it, because Carly was her mother and she didn’t want to lose her over this.

Lulu said Charlotte told her that Valentin was in Port Charles for months, and he said he’d contacted her, but just to let her know he was safe. She’d come to him and he did everything he could to make sure she was safe. The lightbulb came on, and Lulu said, the blizzard. Charlotte wasn’t trying to get to her horse. She was trying to get to him. She could have died because he’d encouraged her. He said he did no such thing. It was over and he wanted his daughter back.

Michael said the last thing he wanted was for Brook to be hurt, but this was about more than just Brook, and Jacinda said there was a new baby in the family. How could he not be thinking of his own? He said it killed him being away from Daisy, and that pain was worse lately. She celebrated her first birthday in June. He’d send Jacinda the video later. She said it sounded like Daisy was happy, and he said, and safe. They couldn’t prove it, but he still suspected Willow had targeted Daisy. He was doing this for his kids. She said Willow wouldn’t have many people left in her corner if it was true about her bailing on the accident, when Chase approached and said that must have been what Michael was hoping for when he framed her.

Tracy told Willow to stay out of her granddaughter’s life and stop calling on Chase for support, but Willow said she didn’t ask Chase to come to the police station. He did that on his own because he cared. Tracy asked why she was at the police station, and Willow said, apparently, she was a suspect in Curtis and Jordan’s car accident. Tracy laughed and said, of course (🍷) she was. Was there any end to her reign of terror? Willow said she didn’t do it, and Tracy said she didn’t jump in the lake either. Willow said someone altered the travel log on her car. They wanted to make it seem like she was there that night so they could… Oh my God. It was you.

Danny said he was happy for Charlotte. It was amazing that her father was back. She said she only wished his was too, but he said, it may never happen. She asked what he meant, and he said he told Chief Brennan that it was Rocco who shot Cullum and Brennan didn’t care.

Dante said Rocco and Charlotte wanted to spend time with the people they cared about and Rocco knew it would probably piss off his mom. He got it, to a point. When he was Rocco’s age, he thought he knew everything about everything, but he didn’t. Neither did Rocco. That’s why it was important that they were honest with each other moving forward. Rocco said there was something Dante should know, but didn’t want him to jump into cop mode, and Dante said he promised not to take any action unless he told Rocco first. Rocco said, Charlotte told Danny that he’d shot Cullum.

Josslyn said the hardest part of this hadn’t been the training or missions, but keeping it from Carly. She’d hated it. Carly asked what kind of life it was not being able to be truthful to the people she loved, always holding something back, but Josslyn said the secret was out now. Everybody knew. Carly said the danger didn’t go away, but Josslyn said it was the life she’d chosen. If Carly couldn’t support that, she understood, but she couldn’t fight with Carly about this anymore. Carly said she’d prayed all night long that Josslyn was going to make it and she’d get to tell her that she loved her. She knew if she fought Josslyn on this that she’d lose her and that would kill her. She wasn’t okay with this and didn’t know if she ever would be, but she did get why Josslyn was doing it and maybe that was enough. Josslyn cried and said Carly had no idea how much that meant to her, but Carly said she thought she did. Josslyn said she loved Carly, and Carly said she loved Josslyn, so, so much. She kissed the top of Josslyn’s head, when Jack walked in and said it looked like Carly got a happy ending after all.

Valentin said he’d prefer avoiding family court, so he was offering Lulu a compromise. Joint custody, 50/50. Lulu asked if he was out of his mind. Charlotte’s home was here in this house with her. He said Lulu still had this fantasy that she could cut him out of his daughter’s life, but it wasn’t going to happen. Not now. Not ever. He wasn’t her problem. Neither was Charlotte, nor the fact that he was finally free. The problem was Lulu.

Rocco told Dante that Charlotte said Danny deserved to know the truth, but Dante said the more people who knew, the harder it would be to keep it quiet. Rocco said Danny was pissed, but he didn’t think Danny would say anything.

Charlotte said she couldn’t believe Danny was so mad that he turned Rocco in. He’d completely betrayed her trust. Danny said he was sorry, but he’d had to give Brennan a name. Even after he did, Brennan said there was nothing he could do about it and to drop it. She said that didn’t mean Brennan would. He was a professional liar. Danny said he had to try. She had her father back and Rocco had his parents. His dad was all he had. He understood if he lost her too. She said she could never hate him. The truth was, if it were her dad, she would have done the same thing.

Lulu said, how dare Valentin accuse her of being the problem? It was him who kept Charlotte a secret from her during the majority of Charlotte’s childhood. He said, in a few short years, Charlotte would be 18, legally an adult and independent. Lulu had better find a way to coexist with him. If she didn’t, he had no doubt who Charlotte was going to choose. News flash. It wasn’t going to be her. He walked out.

Willow said, of course (🍷) it was Tracy. Who else had the motive or resources or the cold, shriveled up heart needed to make her look guilty of leaving people to die in a car wreck? Tracy flashed back to Brook saying she was raised to fight for what mattered and that was exactly what she was doing. Her husband and the family they were creating were all that mattered.

Chase said Michael was setting Willow up again, but it wasn’t going to work this time, and Michael said Chase could believe what he wanted to, but it wasn’t him. Jacinda asked if they could please not do this again, and Chase said she was right. It wasn’t worth it. Michael said Brook was his cousin and he cared about her, and Chase said so did he. Michael said, then be smart. They had Phoebe and the family they’d always dreamed of. Don’t throw it away for Willow.

Jack said he had to ask Carly to step out. He and Josslyn needed to have a classified conversation. Josslyn said it was fine, and Carly told Jack, you son of a bitch. You will pay for this. She left, and Jack closed the door and the blinds.

Wednesday:

Dante met Laura at the MetroCourt Gardens and she said she had good news. Anna was home.

Outside Anna’s apartment, Felicia said they were finally home, and Anna said it was surreal. Felicia said Anna was never going back, not if she had anything to say about it, and they went into the apartment. Mac, Emma, and Gio yelled, surprise! and Emma hugged Anna.

At the pool, Trina worked on her showcase list, and Kai asked her to chill for a while. Trina agreed, when Portia walked in with Isaiah.

Curtis told Jordan that his lawyer advised him to take a plea deal of two years in prison.

Lucas was sleeping on Elizabeth’s couch, and Ric suggested they help him get started on his hangover since he’d interrupted their romantic evening. He lobbed a pillow at Lucas, who asked what he was doing there. Ric said, excellent question.

At the MetroCourt Gardens, Turner told Molly that it all turned out fine, except that Sidwell threatened to kill her. Now she couldn’t prosecute him, so she wanted Molly to take over.

In Sonny’s old kitchen, Carly and the moss bowl🎍were happy that Valentin was back. He said, not only back, free and clear, and they kissed. Carly fretted about Josslyn staying in the WSB, but Valentin said at least they could be open and honest with each other. He didn’t have to hide in the attic anymore. They kissed again, when Sonny walked in and said, out of all the mistakes Carly had made, this had to be the absolute worst.

Anna said she was amazed things were still in one piece, but Gio said they had to replace one of her end tables after Fizz🐶chewed the legs. Anna wondered who Fizz🐶was, and Gio said it was Sonny’s dog. Emma said she’d also broke the mug she’d made for Anna when she was ten, but she made her a new one. Anna said she’d love it. It wasn’t the items you missed, but the people. That’s what really mattered.

Dante said he’d be happy to hand Anna the keys to her office when she was ready, and Laura said he’d done a terrific job during a really rough time. He said he was ready to focus on his family, and she asked how things were going with Rocco. Dante said it was a struggle, but at least the threat of Cullum was no longer there, and Laura said she’d yet to get a straight answer from the WSB. He said he was sorry for not being there when everything went down, but she said he didn’t have to apologize for putting his family first. He was a great dad to her grandson and she was grateful.

Portia and Trina exchanged pleasantries, and Portia and Isaiah got a table. Trina told Kai that it was a little awkward, but she was glad her mom respected her boundaries.

Curtis said there was the possibility of parole in eight months, but Jordan said he shouldn’t have to serve any time at all. He said they intended to argue that he was justified in punching Isaiah because Isaiah knowingly left them injured after a crash, and she added that Isaiah had provoked him by questioning his fitness as a father. He said it fell under the provocation umbrella, but now there was evidence Willow might be the driver, and she said that meant his defense was shaky, but it hadn’t been proven it was Willow. He said, given the severity of Isaiah’s injuries and the consequences for his patients, his attorney was convinced he may end up serving even more time, and she said, if he took the plea, he could miss out on the birth of his child and the first eight months of their life. He said he’d already missed out on that with Trina, and it would kill him.

Carly said Sonny should have knocked, but he said he had. He guessed she was distracted. She asked what he wanted, and he said he wanted to see the moss bowl🎍and get the story on the new fugitive in their daughter’s life. Valentin said he’d been granted a clean slate. He and Carly could see each other whenever and wherever they wanted.

Lucas apologized and said he should go, but Elizabeth said he wasn’t going anywhere. Ric said, fine. He had a meeting to get to anyway. Elizabeth kissed him and he left, and Lucas asked how bad he’d embarrassed himself. She said he may have one or two regrets.

Molly said she was honored Turner would trust her with such a high profile case, and Turner said Molly’s work was excellent and she was most likely to secure a conviction. Molly asked if it shouldn’t be a slam-dunk, and Turner said, normally, but Sidwell could afford a whole school of sharks to defend him. They’d probably claim entrapment. Molly said she did love a challenge, and Turner said, before Molly agreed, she should know they were fast-tracking the case and she’d need to start right away. She had a choice to make. Promote her book or prosecute the biggest case of her legal career. (Well, she could write a book about the case afterward and it would probably be a best seller.)

Anna thanked Gio, and he said he loved Emma. Anna said it was rare that Emma allowed herself to lean on someone. She was sorry she’d worried Emma so much. Gio said she was home now and was better. Emma couldn’t be happier. Anna said she’d missed Emma, and Gio said Emma missed her too. For the record, so did he. They hugged.

Carly asked what the big deal was. It wasn’t the first time she and Sonny had disagreed on the other’s romantic partner. Valentin said, starting with their mutual ex-wife Nina, and Sonny said he thought Brennan was bad, but this guy was on a whole other level. Along with Ava, he’d been responsible for messing with Sonny’s medication. Valentin said he was sorry. If he had it to do over, he wouldn’t, but they were where they were now. Sonny said he didn’t live in the past, but didn’t forget it either, and Valentin asked Carly, how about her? She said they were going to have a long conversation about it later, and Sonny said he still saw a Cassadine. Valentin asked if he didn’t sleep with Alexis, and Sonny asked why Carly would get involved with someone like this. Valentin said because he made excellent Coq au Vin, and Carly said, and if it weren’t for Valentin, Josslyn would be dead.

Curtis said he didn’t believe it was Willow, but Jordan said the police had evidence. He said he didn’t want to speak bad about Michael, but Michael was more than capable of setting Willow up. So were Tracy and Sonny. She said they’d have to prove it was a set-up before his trial, and he said he’d reach out to Nina. She said there was also Chase. He’d gone to the wall for Willow before. Chances were, he’d do it again. He said if he could remove Willow from the equation, he could still make a compelling case against Isaiah. He didn’t have a plan yet, but knew the two of them could come up with something.

Ric apologized to Isaiah for being late and said he understood Isaiah needed a personal injury attorney. Isaiah said he had a criminal case coming up against Curtis Ashford, but also wanted to explore the possibility of a civil suit.

Lucas told Elizabeth that he’d never been more embarrassed. Except for the time he got drunk and threw up on Marco. It was the night they met. Elizabeth said she knew how much Lucas missed him. Was that what last night was about? He said he’d already been having a hard time, but yesterday, he found out something that made it even worse.

Gio said he had to start his shift at the pool, and Anna suggested Emma go with him and relax. She needed a nap and they could catch up later. Gio and Emma left, and Anna said that went for Mac and Felicia too. She needed time to herself.

Sonny said Valentin had been living under the same roof as their daughter, but Carly said Donna had been in no danger because of him. Valentin said Sonny’s place was firebombed, and Carly pulled Sonny aside and said she’d minimized any risk. She needed Valentin’s help to get Josslyn out of the WSB and get back at Jack for recruiting her. It was the whole reason they broke up. Sonny asked why she hadn’t come to him, and she said he knew how Josslyn felt about him, and Valentin knew all about the WSB. He was the only person she could count on and he really came through for her.

Martin met Laura for lunch at the Gardens and said he’d pick up the tab. The case in Reno had been very lucrative. Landing that job was a real stroke of luck. Laura said, it wasn’t luck. It was Jenz Sidwell.

Molly said she knew Turner thought she should stay and prosecute Sidwell, and Turner said she would, but she didn’t have Molly’s passion for writing. Molly said she had a passion for the law too. Right now, they felt equally important. Could she take 24-hours? Turner said, perfect. There was another factor she might consider. Sidwell was a powerful and dangerous man. Molly said she’d been around men like that her whole life, but Turner said she’d never prosecuted one. This put her in Sidwell’s crosshairs. If it weren’t for Sonny… Molly said her uncle had a heroic streak, but it surprised her that he’d put his life on the line for the ADA. He must have thought the reward outweighed the risk. Sidwell created one conflict of interest by taking Turner hostage. But by saving her life, Sonny created another. Now she couldn’t prosecute him either. He managed to disarm two enemies at once. Sidwell and Turner.

Anna said she appreciated Mac and Felicia so much, but she hadn’t had any privacy in a very long time. James must be missing them. Felicia said he was going to have a million questions, especially about the man he thought was his father. Anna said it was settled then, and Felicia said she’d call Anna later. Mac and Felicia left.

Ric said he was surprised Portia had reached out. She was pretty irate when he’d gotten Heather Webber released. Portia said she was still irate about that, but Ric had given her good legal advice and she was hoping for the same for Isaiah. Ric said he’d do his best.

Emma and Gio found Trina and Kai at the pool, and Emma said she had amazing news. Her grandma was back from France and hadn’t escaped this time. Kai asked how Anna was doing, and Emma said, good. She seemed a lot like her old self. Trina hugged Emma, and Gio asked what Ric was doing with Trina’s mom and Dr. Gannon. Trina said, what? and looked over at them.

Elizabeth said, Britt spent the last five years thinking she was dying? and Lucas said he was the one who pressured Marco into helping her. Marco was murdered over a few vials of saline. She said he couldn’t know that. He, Marco, and Britt were the victims. Don’t blame himself. He cried and said it was hard not to. Marco’s death was so senseless. He’d have to live with that for the rest of his life.

Martin said, while Sidwell was blackmailing Laura, Sidwell sent him down the rabbit hole chasing after this payday to get her alone, but Laura said she wasn’t alone. She had Sonny. They worked together and now Sidwell was awaiting trial for attempted murder. He asked if this meant Doc and Ace could come home, and she said she wished. Doc already started the summer semester in Dublin, but she couldn’t wait for him to get home.

Turner told Molly, if Sonny was ever prosecuted, it had occurred to her people would think she was going easy on him because he’d saved her life. She’d have to hand that one off too, but she’d advise from the sidelines. When she’d come to Port Charles, she’d thought about what it would be like to take down Sonny Corinthos all by herself. Molly said it was every prosecutor’s dream, and Turner said, but then things don’t always work out the way you plan.

Sonny said, so Josslyn was still with the WSB, and Carly said, if the choice was between the WSB and a coffin, she’d live with the WSB. Valentin risked everything. He risked his freedom and his life to expose Cullum. And as much as she hated them, the WSB showed up in the nick of time because of Valentin. Sonny asked if Josslyn knew about them, and Carly said, yeah. Sonny asked if Josslyn was okay with that, and Valentin said he was growing on her a little bit. He’d heard Sidwell was behind bars because of Sonny. Sonny said, if it were up to him, Sidwell would be 6-feet under. Cullum got what he deserved after he’d done to firebombed the apartment. He was the reason their son almost died.

Dante banged on Anna’s door and said, police! Open up! She told him to come in, and they hugged. He asked how it felt to be back, and she said it was better now that he was there. Tell her what he had on Cassius.

Laura said it was important to keep this quiet because the public didn’t know she was compromised, and Martin said nobody listened to him, but fine, done. Was there anything else he could do for her? Was Tracy still bothering her? Laura laughed and said, no, but she had a very dear friend who found himself in a very difficult legal situation.

Jordan told Curtis that if she was in his position, she’d want to fight, but was it worth the gamble? Curtis said part of him understood the deal wasn’t unreasonable. He’d hit Isaiah, who didn’t even fight back, and his hand may be permanently damaged. While he still maintained he was provoked, maybe he could live with the plea deal. Maybe he even deserved it. Jordan said he was ex-law enforcement and eight months wasn’t a walk in the park. Passing up the chance to fight to be with his child could make it feel like an eternity. Was that something he’d be okay with? He said, no. If it was just about him, he might take the plea deal, but this was for his child’s sake. He’d take his chance in court.

Trina wondered if her dad knew Isaiah and Portia were talking to a lawyer, but Emma said, it could be about anything. Trina said, or it could mean Isaiah was trying to escalate things. Maybe she should just… Kai looked at her, and she said she was being sucked back into her parents’ lives again.

Ric said it sounded like there was a pretty strong criminal case against Curtis, and Isaiah said he’d also like to seek personal damages. He wasn’t being vindictive, but felt he deserved compensation. Portia said there was a strong possibility Isaiah may never be able to perform surgery again, and Isaiah said he’d spent years learning to master a specific skill, one that not many doctors could provide. If he could no longer provide that skill, it would be tough for him to get over, and that was all on Curtis.

Carly said, Cullum was responsible for bombing Sonny’s apartment and the attempted hit in L.A.? and Sonny said Brick didn’t have definitive proof, but they both knew it was him. Cullum may not be a problem, but Valentin had a lot of enemies. She wouldn’t be safe. Carly said she trusted Sonny, but she wasn’t changing her mind, and Sonny said he hoped it worked out for her. He left, and Valentin said Sonny was right that he had enemies. She said, who didn’t? If he was trying to scare her away, he was too late. She put her arms around him.

Anna said, Cassius was dead? How? Was Dante sure? Dante said the WSB was being skimpy with the details, but it sounded like he was involved in the shootout that took out a bunch of their agents, including Cullum. She said Cullum was directly under Z, and Dante said he guessed the Bureau was reeling from the fallout. She asked if Cassius had been working with Sidwell this whole time, and he said, yeah. She said she owed Dante an apology. She thought she’d vetted Cassius and was completely fooled by him. At the time, she was convinced he was Nathan. He said they all were, but she said she should have dug deeper. Him not remembering anything after he’d been shot was all too convenient. Dante said they’d wanted so badly for their friend to be alive, they believed things they shouldn’t have. He didn’t expect this guy to get into the system and swap out his fingerprints for Nathan’s. She said it made sense. Cassius was raised by Faison. He knew his father well enough to convince her that Faison was alive. He was the reason she was put in a mental institution and she lost months of her life.

Walking into the secret apartment, Turner said, if it wasn’t the man who saved her life, and Sonny said he couldn’t take credit since he was the reason she’d been in danger in the first place. She said he was right. She was furious. Maybe she should go. He said, wait. She couldn’t be that mad since she’d given him a kiss that day. She said she shouldn’t have. That was risky with the cops around. He said there weren’t any cops around right now, she said, good point, and they kissed.

Lucas said he was glad he ended up at Elizabeth’s. He’d apologize to Ric again. Elizabeth said Ric would get over it, and he said, if she ever needed it, there was always a spot on his couch for her. She said she hoped she never had to take him up on that, but it was nice to know she had an insurance policy. Eat. He said, yes, Nurse Ratched.

Martin went to see Curtis and said his sister told him about Curtis’s case. It sounded like he could use a second opinion.

Ric said if Isaiah wanted to pursue a civil suit, he was confident he could get a substantial amount of money, and Isaiah said he might not get back his surgical career, but at least it was something. Ric said it would be pretty fraught with Curtis being the father of Portia’s children, but Portia said she was totally on board.

Valentin asked if Carly was sure she was okay with what happened between him and Sonny in the past, and she said she wasn’t okay with it, but she wasn’t involved with that man. She was involved with him. She wouldn’t have gotten through any of this without him. He said, sure she would have. They’d come a long way since he’d shown up there. She’d tried to club him with a fire poker. She said she’d wanted him out of there as fast as possible, and he said, what about now? She said she never wanted him to leave and kissed him.

Dante left, and when Anna closed the door, Peter August said, it’s good to be home, isn’t it? Now she could finally get her revenge.

Thursday:

At the pool on the phone, Lucy turned down a blind date and tried to make a real estate deal. She saw Chase, who said he was hoping to run into her. He wanted to ask about the statement she gave the PCPD about Willow.

Lucas found Elizabeth in the kitchen and she told him that she’d checked in with work on her phone and it said Jack Brennan had been released from Turning Woods. It said he walked out on his own. How was that true?

Nina told Willow that she’d already lost Jay once. Now she felt like she’d lost him all over again. She’d believed she had a living, breathing miracle, but it turned out to be just a con. What a great performance. Willow said the last thing Nina needed was dealing with Drew, so she’d take care of him on her own, but Nina said Willow was her daughter and she loved her. This is where she needed to be.

Sonny said he knew emotions were running high, but Turner kissing him so close to the cops was a risky move. What was she thinking? She kissed him again.

Martin said he was sorry for everything Jordan had been through, but she said she was more concerned about Curtis and what happened at the MetroCourt. Martin said he’d be more than happy to give them his legal opinion, but wanted to hear all the details first, and Curtis said he wouldn’t be taking the plea deal. He wanted his day in court.

Tracy told Brook that she’d just been stuck in a conference room with Willow, and Brook asked if she’d meddled again. Tracy said she didn’t have to. Brook had done enough meddling for both of them.

Willow said she wasn’t involved in Jordan’s car accident, and Nina said the PCPD’s actions were bordering on harassment. Chase would help them. Willow said when she was arrested for what she’d done to Drew, Chase would never help her again, but Nina said they’d make sure that didn’t happen. Willow said she kept catching Drew flexing his fingers. His mobility was coming back. Nina asked, when was his last shot? and Willow said, this morning, but she didn’t have much left. Nina said they had to get more.

Lucy said she didn’t have anything against Willow, but thought it was her civic duty to come forward, and Chase said, the accident was months ago. Lucy said she hadn’t realized Willow was at the Quartermaines the same night she was. When she did, she went right to the police. She saw Willow tear down the driveway and figured she and Michael had another big fight. He asked if Michael told her that, but she said she hadn’t discussed it with Michael at all.

Tracy told Brook that Willow said she was being framed for leaving the scene of Jordan’s accident. In Willow’s mind, she and Michael had the means and motive to make that happen. She knew she didn’t do it and she was pretty sure Michael didn’t do it. Brook said, then who cares? but Tracy said she had to wonder if someone else had the means and motive, and a third suspect came to mind. Brook. Brook said she’d asked Tracy to stay out of this, and Tracy asked how Brook could be so reckless, framing Willow for something she did.

Turner told Sonny that it wasn’t every day someone saved her life. She guessed she lost her head for a moment. He said he wasn’t complaining about the kiss, but she was the ADA, looking to keep her job, and she knew what he was. She said, coffee importer? and he said nobody could know about them. She asked if it occurred to him that somebody already did.

Martin said he still had to do his due diligence, and asked if they could just review the circumstances. Curtis had been charged with assault. Jordan’s phone rang and she stepped away, and Martin told Curtis, start at the beginning. Jordan answered and Sidwell asked if she had a minute for her old boss.

Elizabeth told Lucas that Willow hadn’t yet scheduled communication assistance for Drew, yet Brennan had already packed his bags and left Turning Woods. Lucas said it seemed highly unlikely that Brennan made a full recovery that fast, and she said, highly unlikely? He said, fine. Unheard of. People don’t recover from a massive stroke and locked in syndrome in months. She said, most don’t recover at all. Look at Drew. Willow insisted on caring for him at home… Maybe that was the difference.

Willow said just being arrested would be enough for Michael to come after the kids again, but Nina said they’d be ready for him. Willow said Michael had the upper hand, but Nina said they had their own resources. They could grab the kids and run. Willow said she wasn’t making her kids fugitives, and even if she did, Michael would find them. She needed to take control of the situation, and as much as she hated it, the best way was with the help of Chief Brennan.

Jordan said she had to step out and told Martin that she’d do whatever it took to help Curtis. She left, and Martin said he didn’t know how Jordan could help if she hadn’t witnessed the assault. Curtis said she hadn’t, but she was the reason it happened.

Brook said she’d wanted Chase to see Willow for who she was and realized she could frame Willow, who didn’t have an alibi. Tracy said they didn’t want scrutiny. They wanted the accident to go away. Brook said, it seemed like a good idea when Lucy suggested it, and Tracy said, Brook thought she could make a bad situation better by setting it on fire? That’s what she did when she took Lucy’s advice.

Chase asked why Lucy had been at the Quartermaines, and she said, Deception business. He said, so she was there to see Tracy, but she said she had a meeting with Brook. He said, but Brook wasn’t home. She was at Charlie’s for Gio’s performance. Lucy said they met before Brook left.

Jack said, forgive him if he was on edge. The last time he was there, he had a massive stroke and Nina stabbed him with a needle. Nina reminded him that it was an accident, and Willow said, please tell her that he brought the proof Drew misappropriated federal funds. They were running out of time. Jack said he had some bad news.

Elizabeth asked if Lucas remembered her saying how strange it was that two healthy men had massive strokes, ended up with locked-in syndrome, and were both in the same house. What were the odds? Lucas said it was very unlikely. Did she think there was an environmental cause? She said she didn’t know. They couldn’t rule it out, especially since Drew wasn’t making any progress, but Brennan made a miraculous recovery in a different location. If they’d had a reaction to a toxin or substance in the house, Drew was still being exposed to it.

Tracy asked if Brook confessed to Lucy that she was the other driver, but Brook said, no. Tracy was overreacting. Willow wasn’t going to be framed for a crime. She was just going to look bad. Tracy said she wasn’t worried about Willow. She was worried about Brook. Brook said she did it for her husband. She wanted Willow to fall off the pedestal he had her on. Tracy asked if she hadn’t made it clear that she’d help Brook any way she could, and Brook said she had, but she’d also made it clear she had no faith in Brook’s marriage. So why would she help save it?

Sonny asked if Turner thought Sidwell was on to them, but she said, no. He’d had no reason to expect her to be at the gallery. But she got the feeling he was sensing something when Sonny called her Justine on the phone. Sonny said, even if that was the case, Sidwell had no proof or credibility. The worst he could do was push her buttons when she prosecuted. She said she wouldn’t be the one prosecuting. Sidwell was going to be tried in two separate cases. One for shooting Lucas Jones and one for holding her and Ava hostage. Since she was technically one of his victims, it was a conflict of interest in both cases. Sonny asked, so who was going to do it? and she said she chose Molly Lansing-Davis. Molly hadn’t formally accepted and it meant canceling her leave, but the high-profile cases would be good for her career. Sonny said he wasn’t so sure. Sidwell had a way of getting rid of his problems, and now she’d made his niece one of them.

Jordan met Sidwell in the interrogation room, and he said, after reflecting, he’d put some pieces together. There was only one person who knew he owned the house he was hiding out in. That one person was her. She must have given his location to the police. She admitted she did, and he said he’d been nothing but good to her. How could she sell him out like that? She said she’d been working undercover the whole time.

Tracy said of course (🍷) she would have helped Brook, but Brook said Tracy would have told her to cut Chase loose, but she loved him. Tracy said maybe she’d rushed to judgment when she saw Willow and Chase at the boathouse, but Willow had her claws in him and she didn’t like how Chase put her needs ahead of his family. Brook said it upset her too, but Willow was a master manipulator. She just wanted to set up a situation where Chase saw Willow for who she really was, so he’d stop running to save her every time she called. Go ahead and say she’d made a mistake, but don’t tell her it was wrong to fight for her family.

Chase said he hadn’t realized Brook and Lucy saw each other that night, and Lucy said, since Maxie’s collapse, Deception’s stock had gone into freefall and they’d been struggling. Jenz Sidwell was a significant investor and his arrest hadn’t helped things. The good thing was, she and Brook were on the same page about everything.

Martin said he got how Curtis wanted Isaiah to pay for the role he thought Isaiah played in the accident, but it wasn’t what the law was set up to do. There was a good chance the jury would never even hear about the accident if the judge decided it was prejudicial, which it was. If he was Curtis’s lawyer, he wouldn’t be doing his job unless he strongly urged Curtis to reconsider that plea deal.

Sidwell said, no one could maintain a cover that long, and Jordan said she hadn’t done anything he hadn’t done himself. Get inside an organization – in his case, a community – and work your way up through a series of good deeds. Gain trust and gather information you could use. In her case, gather evidence she could use against him. He must have figured that out. He was always so careful not to let her near anything that might have been illegal. He said he was suspicious at first, but she won him over and made him rely on her. She was the perfect public face for his criminal enterprise. And what a beautiful face it once was and could be again.

Lucas wondered, if there was a toxin in Drew’s house, wouldn’t anybody who was there for any period of time have a reaction? but Elizabeth said, maybe it interacts with everyone’s physiology differently. He said he didn’t think there was a direct contact or airborne substance that only affected white men over 40. It was definitely a strange coincidence though, and if there was even the possibility of a toxin, they had to notify the county. She said, and Willow needed to know there was definitely something wrong with her house.

Jack said he’d gone back to his WSB office and confirmed his black box was missing. He was hoping Cullum left it behind. Nina asked why he hadn’t made a copy, but Jack said it was too risky. She said, so there was no black box, no evidence, and no paralytic drug, and Willow said Drew was going to recover and come straight for her. Jack said she could always kill him.

Sonny said Sidwell could come after Molly to get to him and if he destroyed Sonny’s brother, he got a bonus, and Turner said she’d just wanted the most qualified person to take over. He said he just wanted to protect his brother and niece, and she said she did too, but prosecuting criminals meant being willing to take on a certain amount of risk. Molly knew that well. He said there was a difference between knowing it and facing it head-on, and she said she thought that should be up to Molly. He asked if she’d just reconsider, but she said, no. He said, why? and she said public perception played into this. The whole world knew she owed Sonny a debt. She couldn’t appear to be giving him or his family any special treatment. She couldn’t even be seen talking to him anymore. He asked if she was saying she wanted this to be the last time they saw each other.

Sidwell told Jordan that she could have her beautiful face back – he snapped his fingers – like that. He was going to pull some strings and send her to the same clinic that pulled Michael Corinthos back from the brink. Their waiting list was beyond consideration and the fees they charged, oof. He was wiling to get her to the front of the line and pay for her surgery. Jordan asked what would have been in it for him, and he said he needed someone to go to Zurich, empty a few accounts, bring the money back to Port Charles. He still needed that someone. She asked if he still trusted her to do that, and he said, today was her lucky traitor day. He still really needed the cash and she could totally use that surgery. So did they have a deal?

Willow told Jack, absolutely not. They weren’t murderers. He told her, said the woman who put two in her husband’s back, and she said, whoever did that must have been driven to it and couldn’t have been thinking rationally. Nina said he was talking about murdering a man in cold blood, and he said he was just offering it as an option. He and the WSB would hate to see a good friend get expelled from congress. Nina said they all would, and he said, so it was unanimous. Everyone would like Willow to stay in place. In light of that, there was one possibility.

Martin said even if he could make it look like Isaiah provoked Curtis, that was no guarantee he’d get the result he wanted. If he was convicted, he was looking at ten years, parole maybe in two. Curtis said the plea deal included prison time. Two years with the possibility of parole in eight months. He had a child on the way. Martin said it was an awfully big risk, and Curtis said they needed to get a not guilty verdict. Was Martin the lawyer who could make that happen?

Tracy told Brook that she was sorry. She hadn’t wanted to make this harder for her. But she was sorrier that Brook put the fate of her marriage in the hands of Lucy Coe. Brook said Lucy was kind of the expert, but Tracy said, at best, Lucy was a birdbrain with a room temperature IQ. At worst, she was larcenous, calculating, and a parasite. Her brother Alan was a fool, but he was no dummy. Yet somehow, Lucy convinced him to marry her. She’d learned that underestimating Lucy was at one’s own peril. How much did it cost Brook? Brook said Lucy wanted her Deception shares, and she said, half.

Lucy said she was sorry. She thought Brook would have told Chase about the stock transfer. Chase said he was guessing she didn’t tell Tracy either, or the whole house would have heard the screams. Why did his wife give her the shares? Lucy said, it really just made good business sense. With all the instability and difficulties with Deception and the friction between her and Tracy, she and Brook decided it was best to consolidate control of the company, which needed to be in her sturdy and capable hands.

Tracy said, how could she? The point of giving Brook the shares was so they could run Deception together. Brook said she knew it was. She knew it would hurt Tracy and that was why she’d put off telling her. Tracy said, because procrastination always helps everything, and Brook said she was sorry she’d hurt Tracy, but not for giving Lucy the shares. She loved her family more than she loved any company. Tracy said she just hoped the house of cards Brook built didn’t come crashing down on top of her, and she walked out.

Chase said Lucy was now majority shareholder and must be thrilled since the company was originally her idea, and Lucy said she was thrilled that Brook had faith in her to lead the company through these very turbulent times. He said it sounded like she was in debt to Brook, but she said, no. They both agreed on the long-term value of this mutually satisfactory business arrangement.  

Martin said Curtis’s actions were inappropriate, but his story was compelling. He didn’t think the jury would root for someone who’d chose to drive away when someone else was in trouble. If they could put Jordan on the stand so the jury could see the injuries that were exacerbated when a medical doctor refused to stop, he thought he could prove Curtis was provoked past a reasonable standard of behavior. But there was a whole lot of if. Curtis had to decide if it was a risk he wanted to take. Curtis said he had. He couldn’t spend the first eight months of his child’s life in prison. He had to defend his name, for his sake and his child’s.

Jordan said, as tempting as Sidwell’s offer was, she’d pass, and Sidwell said she’d come to regret that decision. She said she only had one regret. That Sonny took him down before she had the chance to do it herself. He said but she was the one who gained his trust by pretending to be someone she wasn’t. Then she betrayed him. That was personal, almost intimate. He would find a way to pay her back in kind, to make her suffer as deeply as he did. But she could console herself and say she still had her principles, and every time she looked in the mirror at her damaged, ravaged face, she’d say, I could have been beautiful again. Jordan said she’d heal on her own, but she wouldn’t be able to live with herself if she’d done one more thing to help him. She walked out, then touched her scar. (Okay. She has a scar, but damaged and ravaged? A bit of an exaggeration.)

Turner said she didn’t want to stop seeing Sonny, but something had changed for her. At first, their relationship was something of a dare. She couldn’t trust him, so she kept her guard up. She was waiting for the day when one of them betrayed the other, but that wasn’t how she felt anymore. He asked, what changed? and she said he risked his life for her. He said he’d do it again, and she said, what happened at the gallery showed her that what they had was real. He said when they first started seeing each other, they knew it couldn’t last forever, but when he saw Sidwell holding her hostage, he knew he couldn’t lose her. She said she couldn’t lose him, and they hugged.

Jack said Cullum would have wanted the black box close, so in all likelihood, it was still on Spoon Island. So if Nina and Willow weren’t willing to go the whole nine yards to solve their true problem, they had two options. They could either convince Drew not to turn them in or find the black box. He thought they knew which was the only real option. The doorbell rang and Willow opened the door to Elizabeth. Elizabeth said she was shocked to see Jack standing, especially there.

🌞 Summer Friday…

Valentin went to see Josslyn at the hospital and brought her flowers. She said they were beautiful. Did he steal them from another patient? He asked if she’d accept them if he said he did, and she said, if it meant he left faster. He said it was like she wasn’t surprised to see him, and she said, not in shackles, escorted by armed escorts, and he said it was like she already knew he’d been released.

Lulu showed up at Sonny’s old kitchen, where the moss bowl🎍resided, and Carly said she seemed to be on a mission. Whatever she had to do or say, have at it. She asked if Carly put Valentin in contact with her daughter.

Ethan was lounging by the pool (on his stomach), when Ava came by bringing him a drink. He took a sip, and she asked if it was too fruity for him, but he said it was light on the rum. Could she walk it back to the bar and tell them to put some in?

Brook fussed over Phoebe, when Chase walked in.

Jack said he was grateful to Elizabeth and the entire staff at General Hospital and Turning Woods for the exemplary care he’d received. Thanks to them, he’d made a full recovery. Elizabeth said the progress he’d made was unexpected, and she wondered if being at Turning Woods made the difference between his recovery and Drew’s. She thought there might be a connection between them.

Fitzpatrick met Britt in the interrogation room and said he wanted to ask her a few questions, but she said that wasn’t going to happen.

Anna flashed back to when she was kidnapped, when there was a knock at the door. She opened it to Obrecht, who said she was there to ask for Anna’s help.

Ava said her gratitude was decreasing and there was plenty of rum in the drink, and Ethan said forgive him for thinking he deserved a cocktail after what he’d been through. He did get shot for her. She said, in that moment, he was quite heroic. Now he was just being an ass. He said, funny she should use that word. He thought what she enjoyed most about being stuck with him was that she got plenty of looks at his derrière. Was she trying to stop him from bleeding out or trying to cop a feel? She dumped the drink on his head and asked if that was enough rum for him.

Chase took Phoebe and said he loved her so much. Nothing was more important than her. (I have to say it again, this baby is beyond cute) He put Phoebe in her bassinet and told Brook that he’d stopped by the pool where he’d talked to Lucy Coe.

Elizabeth said she and Lucas were on duty when Jack was brought in, and Nina said she’d been glad to see both of them. The whole thing was terrifying. Elizabeth said she could imagine. And Willow was with Drew when he had his stroke. As a nurse, there was something about all of this that struck her as odd. Two healthy men both having strokes resulting in Locked-In Syndrome was kind of rare. Willow said, if she didn’t know anything about medicine, she’d be completely paranoid, and Elizabeth said, since both strokes happened there, she was wondering if the source of this medical condition wasn’t in this house.

Carly said, before this went further, Lulu should know Josslyn joined the WSB a year ago. Jack recruited Josslyn without her knowledge and kept it from her. When she found out, she was furious and devastated. It wasn’t the life she’d wanted for her daughter. She had to get Josslyn out, but didn’t know how to do that without putting her in more danger. So she went to someone who knew all about the WSB. Lulu said, Valentin, and Carly said she pretended to be his lawyer and went to Steinmauer. She was desperate for information that would help save her daughter. Lulu said Valentin didn’t give anything away for free. What did Carly offer him in return?… You helped him escape.

Valentin told Josslyn that he met with Z and told him about Cullum and Faison’s work. He was moved back to his cell and informed he’d be shipped back to Steinmauer. He’d known it would be a distinct possibility, but the device was just too dangerous. Plus, she and Charlotte were in danger, so he really didn’t have any other option. Josslyn said he had another option, but he just didn’t take it, and he said, imagine his surprise when, within 24-hours, all charges against him were dropped and he found himself with a first-class ticket (!) on a flight back home. She said he was lucky they didn’t put him in steerage, and he said he was lucky they didn’t strap him to the wing. The Bureau had no reason to free him. It was like he had a guardian angel at the WSB. He couldn’t make sense of it, then he saw their statement saying Cullum died a hero,. Josslyn said she’d seen that too, and he said they were among the very few who knew that wasn’t true.

Obrecht said, it seems our fortunes have turned, Scarecrow. Anna regained her sanity and she lost her son. The WSB was responsible for taking them both. Anna asked why she was there, and Obrecht said, Anna’s former colleague at the WSB, Director Ross Cullum, was a double agent and the individual spearheading the completion of Cesar’s final project. He was an evil psychopath who’d blackmailed her Britta into constructing the prototype for him. When Britt finally found the courage and strength to defy him and flee Port Charles, he abducted her and forced her to finish the device in Britt’s place. Anna said she didn’t know any of that. She was sorry Obrecht was taken, but also grateful the device was confiscated before any real damage was done. Obrecht said, that’s where she was wrong. An incredible amount of damage was done. Her son was killed and now his memory was being tarnished by a WSB cover-up.

Chase told Brook, the warrant to check the trip log in Willow’s car was based on statements from two credible sources. One was Drew, when he was questioned by Detective Fitzpatrick, but the source that put the whole investigation of Willow into motion was Lucy. Brook said it was probably the only time Lucy or Drew had been called credible, and he said Lucy came to the station of her own volition to give a statement. They hadn’t even been looking into Willow as a potential suspect, so he wanted to ask what Lucy knew and why she’d come forward now. Brook said she wished he hadn’t done that.

Ethan asked what he’d done to Ava other than protect her and make her get him a drink… and snacks… twice. She said, for one thing, he was still lying to her. What did he remember about their time in the storage room? He said, aside from her surprisingly tender bedside manner, not much, and she said he’d been lightheaded, in and out of consciousness, and said something she didn’t think he would have had he been thinking clearly. She’d told him to hold on for his daughter, and then he said that Phoebe wasn’t his.

Willow asked if Elizabeth thought there was a poison or something in her house, and Elizabeth said, maybe. Willow acted shocked, and Elizabeth said she’d never seen anybody recover from Locked-In Syndrome the way Chief Brennan had. It was so fast. The fact that he was standing there talking to her while Drew hadn’t recovered at all, raised the possibility that the cause could be environmental in nature. Jack asked if she was saying because Drew was being treated at home, he was still exposed to whatever caused his stroke, and she said, yes. There could be something toxic in the house they’d both been exposed to, but Jack being away from it gave him the opportunity to recover from it, while Drew continually being exposed to it was keeping him sick.

Fitzpatrick said he wasn’t accusing Britt of any crime, but thought it would benefit her to talk to him, and she said, pass. He said they recovered a used syringe in her room at Bobbie’s. They sent it to the forensics lab and it came back positive for saline residue. He wondered why she’d be injecting herself with saline, and she said because she was a world class idiot.

Valentin said Josslyn was the sole survivor of the events on Spoon Island. It would be a real black eye for the Bureau if it were to be made public. The treaties, the laws broken by Cullum through the creation of his cold fusion device. She’d agreed to play ball, didn’t she? To say what they wanted her to say. Josslyn asked what he thought that was, and he said, that the heretofore unknown and currently deceased Cassius Faison, son of Cesar, was the real villain in all of this. He took her book out of her hand and said she was a smart woman. He didn’t think she’d do that if she didn’t get something in return. He didn’t know what it was, but he knew it part it involved his unconditional release. So first, he wanted to offer her his gratitude for giving him his life back. And second, he would like to know why.

Carly said all she did was convince Jack to transfer Valentin to a WSB prison in the states. Valentin orchestrated the escape and hijacking all on his own. She had nothing to do with that. Lulu asked if Carly thought that meant her hands were clean. She basically unlocked his cell for him. Carly said she did what was required to save her daughter, and Lulu said Charlotte told her that she’d been in contact with Valentin for months. Carly knew where he was this entire time, didn’t she? Carly said he was hiding out in her attic, and Lulu said, she let him stay there? A wanted fugitive in the same house as her child? Carly said it was the safest place she could think of. She was dating Jack and Valentin poisoned her last year. Who would think to look here? Lulu said Carly just admitted Valentin almost killed her, yet she let him stay in her house, and Carly said she didn’t invite him. He came there looking for help. Lulu said it made her wonder what else Carly did to help… On Christmas, Carly said she needed Charlotte’s help with the creche and brought her there to get it. Did she do that so Valentin could see her? Carly said, yes, I did.

Anna told Obrecht that she’d spent the last six months in a mental institution fighting for her life. She couldn’t even entertain the possibility of a vast WSB conspiracy right now, much less expose one. Obrecht said Anna’s ordeal happened because of the WSB. She and her son may have been the victims, but so was Anna. Anna asked what she was talking about, and Obrecht said Anna’s grip on her sanity may be tenuous, but she didn’t get to this place alone. When Cullum kidnapped her, he’d held her in the exact same room where he’d previously held Anna. Anna asked what room she was referring to, and Obrecht said, the room in the subbasement of Windymere. Anna said, describe the room to her. How did Obrecht know she was there? She’d been listening to doctors tell her that she wasn’t held captive and had a psychotic break. If Obrecht had proof that it was real, she had to show her.

Carly said, any interaction between Charlotte and Valentin happened at her house where Charlotte was safe and protected, but Lulu said Carly put her daughter’s life at risk. Carly said, Charlotte was fine. Her daughter was in the hospital recovering from a gunshot that almost killed her. It was the reason she was fighting so damn hard to get her out of the WSB. Josslyn’s death wasn’t something she could survive, so she wasn’t apologizing for doing whatever it took or working with whoever she had to in order to keep her daughter safe. Lulu said she was very happy Josslyn would be okay, but teaming up with Valentin wasn’t just WSB work, was it? She saw Carly outside the hospital. She was kissing Valentin. Carly put her daughter in danger because she needed to keep Valentin in her bed.

Josslyn said her mom got involved in all of this with Valentin because she wanted to get her out of the WSB. That made it her responsibility to make sure her mom didn’t go down for any of it. Valentin said, so she couldn’t let Carly be indicted for aiding and harboring a fugitive, and she said she needed to make sure her mom wasn’t faced with any charges in order to keep her safe, so she said what Z needed her to say. And Cassius and Cullum were both dead, so it didn’t really matter who got painted the hero or the villain.

Obrecht drew on a pad and said, this was exactly how the room she was held captive in looked. Here on this wall, Josslyn Jax showed her what Anna wrote. Anna Devane was held captive here. I was taken on 10-31-25. Anna took the pad and thanked her. She said she knew she was held somewhere. It was very gratifying to have her version of the events confirmed. Josslyn was there too? Obrecht nodded and said, near the end of her confinement, so was Josslyn’s mother. Anna said she didn’t get what this had to do with her holding Cullum to blame and exonerating Obrecht’s son, and Obrecht said Anna was Cullum’s victim, just like her and Cassius. Anna said she never saw Cullum. She couldn’t confirm that he ever did anything to her. But she could confirm that Cassius lied to her and pretended to be Nathan. In order to do that, he had to dig up his own brother’s corpse and fake his own DNA and fingerprints, and that sounded to her very much like his father. It made her believe that Cassius would be capable of seeing Faison’s work to completion.

Ethan said he was pretty sure his words were garbled from all the gunfire, and Ava said that was probably it. She’d see what Alexis thought. He said, do what she had to do, and she said he wasn’t Phoebe’s father and was running some kind of con, right? Trying to extort Brook and the Quartermaines. He said that wasn’t it at all. He had money and didn’t need to extort. She said, it’d be fun to have a little of it, right? but he said he was telling her the truth. He’d made a promise to Phoebe’s mother. He wasn’t trying to use Phoebe. He was trying to protect her. Ava said, from what? and he said, trust him. She didn’t want to know.

Brook said the last time Chase interfered in an investigation involving Willow, it cost him his detective shield, but Chase said he wasn’t interfering. He was asking questions. Willow admitted she was at the house, but denied being on the road then. Brook asked if she said where she was, and he said Willow told him that she was at her house with Drew at the time of the accident. Brook told him that Drew said something different. Isn’t it possible Willow isn’t telling the truth? Chase said Brook told him herself that Drew wasn’t a reliable witness. He was guessing Willow’s trip log was altered or hacked. She asked if it didn’t make more sense that Willow lied, and he said he’d consider that a distinct possibility if Willow hadn’t been set up before. His first guess was that Michael hacked her car. She said he couldn’t keep blaming Michael, and he said, then Lucy told him something that changed everything – that she owned half of Brook’s Deception shares. Brook said, it was just a business thing, and he said, then why not tell him? Was she the one who framed Willow?

Jack said he didn’t know what happened to Drew, but he knew what caused his stroke, and Nina said, fill them in. He said the information he was about to give them couldn’t leave this room. On the day he fell ill, he was working with a WSB team on a classified matter. In the course of that work, he was exposed to a substance. Elizabeth asked, what kind of substance? and he said that was classified, but it explained why he was moved to Turning Woods so quickly, so he could be privately taken care of. Elizabeth wondered if Drew could have been exposed, but Jack said he didn’t see how since it was highly restricted. There was no connection, except that he happened to be there after he was exposed. He wanted to thank Nina for acting so quickly. She might have saved his life. Nina said she was glad she was able to help, and he said, selfishly, so was he. He left, and Willow said, mystery solved.

Chase said, if Brook told him that she didn’t do it, he’d believe her, but he knew with her and her family, the reflex was to always deny the truth when they got caught. She said she promised him that she’d never lie to him. Yes, she did it. She framed Willow.

Fitzpatrick asked if Britt was saying that Cullum, the man who was being heralded as a hero, falsely convinced her that she was suffering from Huntington’s Disease, and she said he also supplied her with – air quotes – an experimental medication – end air quotes – only he had access to, to treat it. Fitzpatrick said, and it turned out to be saline, and she said, yep, just a placebo. And she was stupid enough to do whatever he wanted, legal or illegal, to get it. He said it sounded like Cullum messed with her head big time. He was sorry.

Obrecht said, Cassius was manipulated into doing every single thing he did by Cullum, and Anna said Obrecht would say anything to protect her children. Scapegoating a dead WSB agent didn’t require much imagination. Obrecht said she was telling the truth, but Anna said she knew Cullum. He was a well-respected agent. She conceded maybe he lost his way, but the person who instigated all of this, the one who knew exactly how to torture her and mess with her head, would have to be Cesar Faison’s son. Obrecht said she understood why Anna couldn’t take her at her word, but if Anna didn’t believe her, they should ask Josslyn Jax.

Giving her back her book, Valentin said, whatever Josslyn’s reasons, he was grateful. He owed her one. She said she’d keep that in mind, and he said he thought she’d collect right away and tell him to stay away from her mother. She said she didn’t always agree with her mother’s choices, but it was her life. She was free to make them. He said, intentional or not, Josslyn gave a real gift to his daughter, and she said she could see how much they loved each other. He said he’d keep Charlotte safe, and thanked her. He was about to leave, when she said there was one thing he could do for her. Could he give a message to Anna Devane?

Carly said Lulu didn’t know what she and Valentin had shared or what they’d been through, but Lulu said she knew what he’d put Charlotte through. She almost saw her daughter get shot in Prague because she was near him. Just being in his proximity put a target on Charlotte, and Carly clearly didn’t give a damn. Carly said she loved Charlotte, and Lulu said, did she? Because if she didn’t want bullets flying at her kid, why was Carly okay with them flying at hers?

Chase said he was hoping to be wrong and asked Brook why she did it. Brook said, knowing Willow did something terrible and lied about it seemed like the only way to get him to distance from her, and he said, but she didn’t. Brook set her up. Brook said she was sorry. She knew it was wrong, but Willow was around him all the time. She depended on him more every day. She offered him that job… He said, which he turned down, but she said it didn’t matter. For some reason, he just couldn’t see it, but it was clear to everyone else, especially her. Willow used to be married to him and wanted him back. Willow knew what a huge mistake she’d made in letting him go. He said, because Brook convinced herself of that, she thought it was okay to frame Willow for a crime she didn’t commit, but Brook said she didn’t have to convince herself. She just had to see what was right in front of her. And it wasn’t a crime, just a bad thing. Willow wouldn’t go to jail. He said, it could still destroy her life, and she said, all she wanted was for him to look at Willow differently. He said she did all this to separate him and Willow, and instead, she separated them.

Ava asked Ethan to just tell her what he was hiding, but he said, no. She had to trust that everything he was doing was what was best for Phoebe. She had a safe, loving home with two parents who loved her dearly, and that was everything he and Delilah could ever have wanted for her and it needed to stay that way.

Britt said they’d established she would have done anything to have her medication. Was there anything else Fitzpatrick wanted to know? He said, no, and thanked her for clearing up the saline question. It was the one thing he couldn’t figure out. He slid her release paperwork across the table and said she was free to go.

Carly said Lulu had every right to be concerned about her daughter and to be mad at her. She lied to Lulu and went behind Lulu’s back, but she didn’t get to come into Lulu’s house and accuse her of not caring about her kids or Lulu’s. She might not like it, but Charlotte loved her father. She’d seen them together. Valentin adored her and they needed each other. Lulu said it wasn’t up for Carly to decide, and Carly said, then she’d better be prepared for a world where Charlotte snuck around and lied to her because she’d made it impossible for her to be honest. Was that what she wanted? Lulu said, what she wanted was to keep her daughter safe, and Carly giving her parenting tips was rich considering Josslyn clearly hadn’t confided in her.

Jack said he heard Josslyn’s recovery was going well, and she said she’d live. He said he was very glad to hear that. He supposed she’d heard the Bureau had given an official statement. Cullum was hailed a hero. She said Valentin told her. He was just here. He asked how that was possible. Valentin was free? She said he was. He came there to thank her for that. He said, she secured Valentin’s freedom? How? More importantly, why? She knew how dangerous Valentin was, not to mention how bad he was for her mother. She said, those two are a disaster, but they’re not going to last, and he asked how she could be so sure. She said because she just sent him straight to Anna.

Anna told Obrecht that she was sure she’d run into Josslyn at some point, but she’d just spent the last six months in hell. She’d been away from her friends, her family, her entire life. Right now, her focus was going to be on recuperating and that was it. All her dealings with Cassius were lies and she wouldn’t vouch for him with anyone. If Obrecht wanted to clear his name, she’d have to find someone else to do that. Obrecht said Anna may not be willing or brave enough to help her son, but he died a hero and she wouldn’t let him be painted as a monster. She would clear Cassius’s name with or without Anna’s help. She walked out.

Elizabeth asked Willow about communication assistance for Drew, and Willow said she hadn’t been able to sync up her schedule, but she was working on it. Elizabeth asked if she could do anything else, but Willow said she’d done too much already. She was an amazing friend and she was glad Elizabeth was in her life. Elizabeth said her too. Call if she needed anything. Willow said she would, and Elizabeth left. Nina said that was close, and Willow said, too close. She had to track down Brennan’s evidence. If she didn’t find a way to control Drew before his paralysis wore off, he was going to destroy her life. And she would not allow that to happen.

Crying, Brook told Chase that she knew what she did was wrong. She panicked. They had a daughter now and the adoption was in progress. They were on the brink of getting everything they’d ever hoped for. She was afraid of losing it all and it made her do something irrational and stupid. Please tell her that he understood. Chase said he hated that she tampered with any kind of evidence, but to do that to Willow? She already stood trial for something she didn’t do and then she helped them adopt Phoebe. It’s wrong. She said, that was the worst part of this for him? What bothered him most was that she did it to Willow? Willow was what mattered most to him.

Ava asked what was stopping her from going to the Quartermaines right now, and Ethan said his word. And this wasn’t a game. This was as serious as saving her life. If that meant anything to her, drop it. He limped away.

Britt said, free to go? and Fitzpatrick told her to sign out with the desk sergeant. They’d give her the personal items she came in with. She said she thought they were holding her for the WSB, but he said the WSB declined to pursue charges against her. They told them a couple hours ago. She said he just interrogated her. Was that a trick? He said he asked her questions and she answered them and he thanked her for her cooperation. She said, so that was it? and he said, unless there were other crimes she wanted to confess to. Then he could arrange for her to stay longer. She asked where she was supposed to go. She didn’t have any money. She didn’t have a car. She got rid of all her credit cards. She didn’t even have a phone. He gave her five dollars, said she could pay him back later, and he left.

Josslyn told Jack that Anna was held captive in the same room at Windymere she was in, just for a lot longer. Cullum and Sidwell deliberately messed with her mind. They caused her breakdown. Anna needed to know what really happened to her so she could finally heal. Jack said, agreed. But Josslyn could have told Anna all this herself. Instead, she sent Valentin. She knew how much Valentin always loved Anna. Even Josslyn’s mother couldn’t break his fixation over her. Josslyn said that was exactly what she was counting on. If there was one person who could pull Valentin away from her mother, it was Anna Devane.

Lulu said Carly didn’t know Valentin like she did. She’d seen how treacherous he was. How he could justify any lie or manipulation if he got what he wanted. He would do the same thing to Carly that he did to Nina and Anna. She stormed out, not even saying goodbye to the moss bowl🎍.

Anna left a voicemail for Emma, thanking her for stocking the fridge. She’d done such a great job. She was thinking tonight maybe she’d make that pomegranate and goat cheese salad Emma liked so much. Maybe she could pop by the market and pick up some things. If Emma couldn’t, she’d just get them delivered. Okay. Love you. Thank you. She put the drawing of the room in a drawer, when there was a knock at the door. She opened it to Valentin and they smiled at each other.

On Monday, Jack tells Carly, that is always a mistake; Elizabeth tells someone that having them fill the 16th seat on the hospital board is brilliant; Lucas asks Britt, now that you have this, what are you going to do with it; and Brook asks if Chase has lost his mind and if she pushed him toward Willow.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

The slap of John Oliver’s dreams.

https://ew.com/john-oliver-slapped-on-general-hospital-by-star-laura-wright-12013093

Coming back and coming in new.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/jason-returns-to-general-hospital-everything-you-need-to-know-before-steve-burtons-comeback

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/serena-baldwin-on-general-hospital-everything-you-need-to-know-about-scott-and-lucys-daughter

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-head-writers-preview-tristan-serena-scout-and-more-new-characters

What a smile! Can’t wait to see what’s next for this actor.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-how-andrew-hawkes-found-out-cullum-was-being-killed-off

Daytime Emmy noms coming up.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/daytime-emmy-nominations-2026-announcement-date-and-ceremony-details

Here’s hoping Jeff Kober gets the win.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/photos/6-former-soap-stars-score-2026-primetime-emmy-nominations

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

I missed the beginning, but the new guests are big Game of Thrones fans, and I’m good with it. On shore, Gen set up a beach picnic adorned with roses for the guests, and then they set off for Old Town in Dubrovnik (aka King’s Landing). Kat led the excursion dressed in a Game of Thrones-ish cloak, and told the guests that her mother was Croatian and still had family there. In her interview, she said her mother tried to teach her Croatian as a child, but she’d lacked interest and now wished she’d paid more attention. Same, except my father tried to teach me Lithuanian. Kat passed her cloak to Luke, who helped recreate Cersei’s Walk of Shame. The guests were given bells to participate and they were thrilled. Back on the boat, Joy said told Aesha that she wasn’t playing Luke’s game, and in the crew mess, Nathan told Luke that he’d slept like dogsh*t. I have no idea how that’s even a comparison, but okay. For dinner, there was a Game of Thrones feast, where both the food and décor were fabulous. Cooper donned a dragon costume and Eyebrows Joe slayed him, Cooper falling overboard, once again delighting the guests. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she said the crew had created an epic experience for the clients and it was seven-star service. Gen stayed past her shift to talk to Luke and told him that she was being an insecure bitch because he’d helped Joy. In Luke’s interview, he said, hold your horses. This was too intense for him. Gen couldn’t control how he acted or who interacted with, and this was psycho stuff. He told Gen that there was no triangle anymore, but she wasn’t picking up what he was putting down, and said they were on the same page. In his interview, he said he was realizing he made big mistake. He needed it to be over, but didn’t know how to say it without blowing up the boat. Good luck with that.

In the City

The group took a trip to Connecticut for Lindsay’s Friendsgiving getaway. After a kerfuffle about rooms, Georgina told Lindsay that she’d heard influencer Whitney said the two of them had been playing the single mom card, and Yvonne and Lindsay had a sit-down about the wedding. Yvonne said, instead of diffusing the situation, Lindsay added fuel to fire. It would have been nice if someone reminded the table that it was her and Nick’s wedding celebration. Lindsay whined that everyone had been piling on her. Hmm… All the more reason to STFU. In Yvonne’s interview, she said Lindsay thought her stuff was more important, and they were trying to adjust to a new phase of their friendship. The table toasted to Gemma for walking, but then Gavin toasted to Kyle getting 14 gigs, which surprised Amanda. What was no surprise to anyone was that Kyle hadn’t told her. In Amanda’s interview, she said, in her gut, she felt this was the end. She left the table, and Andrea tried to give Kyle some advice, but instead of… I dunno, maybe listening? Kyle did what he does best, yelled a bunch of nonsense and left.

The Valley

The cast awoke to party remnants and hangovers. It was Danny’s birthday next, and a yacht trip was planned. Janet said she’d give Danny the best birthday gift by not going on the boat, and Lala stayed behind with her. While on the boat, Kristen confronted Luke, telling him that Jesse passed along his hesitation about marrying Kristen. No surprise, this turned into a big deal, with Luke defending himself and then removing himself from the no-win-for-him situation. Zack had some kind of bandage wrapped around his face, and Schwartz said he was giving Little Bo Peep vibes. There was more talk about Danny’s drinking and Danny complaining about the talk. That evening, Lala tried discussing it with Danny, but Nia ran interference, literally standing between them, then walked off. Before long, Danny sat alone at the bar wondering why he had no one to drink with.

Next Gen NYC

Gia got her own place in Jersey City, relatively close to Manhattan. Emira felt pressure to stay on top and was having difficulties with her work/life balance. She’d gotten her parents a house and their mortgage was one of her many expenses. Wow. Just wow. In Rowan’s interview, she said she was pursuing a career in entertainment journalism and writing her first feature film. Her mom, Brooke Shields, was on the show for a hot minute and made a few jokes. I’ve always liked her. One of my husband’s cousins hung out with her when they were younger, and she said Brook was very authentic and fun. You can see that in Rowan as well. Georgia and her best friend Cooper wanted to start a cleaning brand and make cleaning fun because they hated doing it. No surprise there, since Georgia doesn’t even like washing her hands. Gia’s boyfriend Christian was helping them get things off the ground, and in Georgia’s interview, she said, a lot of her savings were on the line and whined, if it doesn’t work, what do I do? Um… pivot? Brooks was told by a modeling agency when he was 16 that he had a receding hairline, so he wore a red light helmet every day. I can’t imagine this, since I have a mask I’m lazy about. In Brooks’s interview, he said when he was overwhelmed and stressed, he gravitated toward the curation of sourdough. Again, not same. Avoid the kitchen at all costs is my motto. On the way to girls’ night, Riley and Ariana wondered how to be cool without being fake, as they had issues with Ava and Georgia. IMO, the first step to being cool is not caring if you’re cool or not. Guys’ night was a bust, starting with Gia telling Brooks that Charlie wanted Brooks to keep his name out of his mouth. Sigh. Really? Charlie is too old to be hanging out with these kids in the first place and I don’t think he’s misunderstood at all. He’s an a-hole. Brooks thought it felt weird and threatening, and didn’t want anything of Charlie’s near his mouth. Christian texted Gia that guys’ night sucked, and the end result was a girls’/guys’ night merge.

https://pagesix.com/video/next-gen-nyc-recap-rileys-shady-digs-at-georgia-arianas-new-fling-charlies-offensive-comments-vrt-unpacks-episode-3

Real Housewives Of Orange County

I forgot this premiered this week, so I just half-watched, but one the main takeaway points was that Vicki was back and ready to whoop it up. Like a bad penny (what does that even mean?), Tamra returned as well. In Fancy Pants Heather’s interview, she said Tamra seemed lighter and a bit different. I could swear that’s what was said last season and we all saw how that worked out. In Tamra’s interview, she said she was trying to be a big girl now, but we’ll see. Emily is now barely recognizable because of her intake of Ozempic hours at the gym. Fancy Pants had a Hearts & Heels party, where I missed what started it, but she and Vicki had a non-argument about how Terry made his money. After Fancy Pants loudly explained it was because of boobs, in Vicki’s interview, she said she didn’t believe doctors made enough to live in a $20 million house. Clearly she hasn’t heard about that lucrative practice called plastic surgery. Not to mention, Terry has a TV show called Botched. The best quote came from Heather’s mom Carole when she said, God created Los Angeles, but he lives in New York. I’m pretty sure someone else coined that, but it was still good.

Random Reality Items

Oh… Canada. Why?

Not that I begrudge a sister anything, but never was a cheated on woman fêted so much.

Maybe she got backlash because no one could tell the difference between her and Delores.

Whoa.

https://people.com/rhoc-star-jennifer-pedranti-reveals-son-was-involved-in-causing-brush-fire-in-southern-california-we-are-deeply-sorry-12015810

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

The Home. Hulu. So far, Pete Davidson has not disappointed me, so I took a chance on this one. It also didn’t hurt that it was only and hour and a half, which was the time I had to spare. He held his streak with this one too. Max, a troubled child since his brother committed suicide, is now a troubled adult, doing community service in a retirement home. He begins to get warnings that something is wrong there and residents begin to die. The cast is great and includes John Glover, who is one of my favorites. While some might find the things-are-not-what-they-seem premise tired, it never gets old for me (no pun intended), and I always enjoy trying to figure out what’s behind it all. Admittedly, the end was kind of weird and not what I would have chosen, but I wasn’t totally disappointed. You could spend a worse 97 minutes. Just don’t go to the fourth floor.

Spoilers here.

https://www.azfamily.com/2025/08/01/home-review-horror-film-creator-purge-starring-pete-davidson-is-exactly-what-youd-expect

Maybe I’ve been desensitized by movies like Evil Dead, but this didn’t bother me all that much

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come. Disney+, Hulu. This picks up right where the first one left off. Since I saw the first one not long ago, it was fresh in my mind, so I didn’t do that mental floundering around I often do watching a sequel. This time, protagonist Grace is thrown back into the mix of the survive until dawn game, along with her estranged younger sister Faith. Although Grace annihilated the Le Domas family – surprise – there are five other families she must contend with. Apparently, the seat of ultimate power is available and they’re all vying for the spot. It’s fun and funny, and the casting was spot-on, Sarah Michelle Gellar particularly good as one of the contenders. The fight scenes were excellent, there were plenty of exploding devil worshipers to go around, and the ending was satisfying.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-reviews/ready-or-not-2-here-i-come-review-samara-weaving-1236530850

🔭 Other Watches…

Baylen Out Loud, whatever part of the 90 Day Fiancé franchise is on at the time, Jay & Pamela, and Little Singles have also been part of my weekly watch diet. To me, these TLC shows are really what reality TV should be about. Seeing unique people, different lifestyles, and different countries, and seeing how those who are challenged deal with their personal difficulties. In deference to the July 4th holiday, I watched selected scenes from Hamilton last weekend as well. While I do occasionally watch a movie on Disney+, my subscription is really a perpetual rental of that play.

🏆 Award Watch…

A list of this year’s Emmy nominations. I didn’t include that whole snub thing. That seems to be a matter of opinion and come on, everybody can’t get a nod.

https://ew.com/emmy-nominations-2026-full-list-12013543

In case you don’t read the soap section. Rooting for Jeff Kober here.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/photos/6-former-soap-stars-score-2026-primetime-emmy-nominations

🐾 Busier Than Bees…

🐕 He’s worked hard and now he’s ready for his gold biscuit.

https://people.com/disneyland-security-dog-retires-after-6-years-of-service-12014319

🐈 He’s under a year old and already setting records.

https://people.com/michigan-cat-ties-guinness-world-record-with-28-toes-12011402

🐺 They left their homeland for a better life.

https://people.com/ancient-wolves-found-on-remote-swedish-island-may-have-lived-alongside-humans-12013697

🐱 And because, well, you know.

https://people.com/all-about-taylor-swift-cats-12011015

🐲 Quotes of the Week

But instead of spending our lives running towards our dreams, we are often running away from a fear of failure or a fear of criticism. – Erin Wright

Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.Steve Jobs 

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. – C.S. Lewis

I’d rather fail at something important than succeed at something trivial. – Paul Hawken

There’s a difference between knowing something and facing it head-on. – Sonny Corinthos (Maurice Benard), General Hospital

It feels like a hoax, like, why would that happen? She’s done shows there. It’d be like if I got married here. – Crocs 34th Street employee re Taylor Swift’s wedding (Vulture)

I want to die. I hate whiskey. – text from Brooks Marks, Next Gen NYC

☀️ Fresh and Simmered In Sunshine…

Until next time, stay safe: stay practicing courteous behavior and respect for locals while traveling; and stay not living in the past, but not forgetting about it either.

Video > 4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)

January 24, 2025 – Sidwell Meets Laura, Soap Suds, Not My Reality, Weekend Watching, Nom-Noms, Animal Endeavors, 10 Concise Quotes & Freeze-Out

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What I Watched Today

(The whole GH enchilada & entertainment minutiae on Fridays)

General Hospital

Monday:

No soap, inauguration.

Tuesday:

Kristina waited at the launch with Alexis who was going to Spoon Island to meet with Sidwell about Windymere. Drew wanted to charge Tracy with kidnapping because she wouldn’t tell them where the children were even though Martin had a court order. Anna looked like she had a headache when Tracy feigned innocence, and Tracy asked if she looked like a nanny, but Anna said, only one in a Grimm’s fairytale. Tracy told her that Yuri had taken the children and nanny out for the day. Maxie met with Natalia about a new testing facility for Deception. She wanted the closing pushed back to give Sonny time to be with Michael and told Natalia that it wasn’t safe to be in Sonny’s orbit.

Michael was brought to consciousness and told Carly that he wanted to go to Germany. He also wanted to see Sasha. Drew horned in on Anna talking to Tracy, and Jack showed up at the station with info about the incendiary device. Ava was also going to Spoon Island to see Sidwell and badgered Alexis about the settlement money.

Jason went to track Sasha down and Carly told the others that Michael wanted to go to Germany, but Willow wanted to speak to him to confirm and apologize. Tracy claimed they were taking the kids from Monica, but Drew said it killed Tracy that Alan gave the house to Monica, and it was just a power play. Jack told Anna that the WSB was familiar with the device, and it had probably been developed for black ops. She asked if he ever used it and if he was the one who planted it.

Willow went in to see Michael and confirmed he wanted to go to Germany. She apologized for everything, and said the kids missed and loved him and he had to get better for them. She said she’d always love him, and he suddenly clutched in pain.

Ava said her daughter wasn’t safe with a man whose enemies tried to incinerate him and wanted Kristina to testify at the custody hearing. Alexis told Ava to stay away from her daughter or Ava would answer to her. Jack told Anna that he’d be more discreet than setting a luxury high rise on fire. She said the attack was sophisticated and not a usual mob hit.

Carly freaked out about Michael, when Jason arrived with Sasha, but Portia had to sedate Michael again to ease the stress on his system. Carly blamed Willow, but Jason told her not to take out her anger on Willow and focus on Michael. Carly said she’d be going to Germany with him, and Anna called Jason, telling him to get to the station.

Alexis said that Ava didn’t ask, but taunted and badgered. She wondered if Ava would want anyone treat Avery the way she treated Kristina, and Ava left since the truth is hard for her to hear. At the station, Anna told Jason that it was his family, so deal with them. Sasha told Maxie that she’d had a prenatal checkup and thought of Liam. Drew horned in at the hospital and told Willow that he thought Carly had finessed the situation. Sonny advised him to leave, but Willow wanted to talk to him.

Sidwell met Alexis at the dock, and she said she didn’t need to see Windymere again. The Cassadines weren’t known to be sentimental. Maxie offered to go to appointments with Sasha, who said she wasn’t ready to tell the world, but she was glad Maxie and Felicia were there for her to talk to. Maxie asked if Sasha was allowing herself to be happy.

Drew told Willow that he’d had Tracy arrested, but they didn’t know where the kids were, and they didn’t have Michael to use as leverage this time. Willow didn’t like the thought of using Michael as leverage, but was worried she’d messed up in cooperating with Sonny and Carly.

Tracy didn’t want Drew near the kids, but Jason said it was Willow’s call. Tracy said, Willow no longer had a mind of her own and was Drew’s puppet, but Jason said, Michael would want them with their mother. Tracy told him that she wouldn’t go to jail because she had too much money. Ava went to see Sonny and said if Avery had been where Michael was standing, she would have been killed.

Anna said she didn’t have time for the Quartermaines’ petty feuds and had real crimes to deal with. Alexis gave Sidwell the title to Spoon Island and told him that if isolation and excess were what he was looking for, he found his perfect dungeon. He said valued his privacy. Carly thanked Jack for getting Michael into the clinic and arranging for a medical jet. He told her to focus on her son and he’d take care of everything else. Anna told an officer to take Tracy to booking and told Tracy that sometimes the best way to win was to bend.

Drew convinced Willow that Sonny and Carly had been manipulating her. As he chatted her up in the chapel, Jason walked in. Sonny said he wouldn’t let Ava poison his daughter against him, and she said she was going to show the judge the charred remains of the penthouse and photos of Michael’s burns and she was going to get her daughter back permanently. She left and Sonny tried to take his heart meds, but keeled over.

Wednesday:

Charlie’s was reopening and Kristina and Lucky toasted to their dads who were great partners back in the day. Natalia found Sonny, got some medication in him, and called 911. Jason thought there was a compromise if Willow stayed in the gatehouse with the kids and Monica could have access. Lulu wanted to speak to Tracy, but Dante said, no. Lulu said she was fluent in Tracy Quartermaine and asked to have a crack at her.

Spinelli said they might have lost a gastropub, but gained the essence of cool in the new Charlie’s. Willow said if Jason could get Tracy to agree, she’d move back to the gatehouse, even though Drew told her not to negotiate. She had all the power she needed. Felicia told Sasha that the q’s thrived on toxic shenanigans and not to get caught up in it. Lucky told Elizabeth that he may have found a lead in their case.

Brick hit on Jordan going into Charlie’s, but she was meeting Isaiah. Kristina told Brick that him being there officially made it the coolest place in town. Sonny came to while Natalia was on the phone with 911, but he insisted no help. Jason asked to speak to Tracy who asked what the catch was. Drew said Tracy was using Monica to bully Willow. She said her kids were traumatized enough and she wanted to bring the kids back to their home. Jason said it was Tracy’s only chance to make a deal that would keep the kids close to Monica, and Lulu agreed he was right. Would Tracy rather be right or free? It was her turn to be strategic and play the long game. Be smart and take the win.

Sonny asked Natalia to call Isaiah and ruined his date with Jordan, but Brick took his place. Lucky told Elizabeth to follow his lead. Sasha told Felicia that she didn’t even recognize Willow anymore and she’d used Michael as leverage. Felicia suggested they show her some grace. Cody acted like an ass at Charlie’s and told Spinelli that if he wanted to stay out of prison because of Society Set-Ups (which none of us even remember anymore), he’d pony up some $75K. Brick asked if he should be jealous. Isaiah went to Sonny’s, and Sonny explained what had happened with Ava. Isaiah said the pills were just a stop gap measure and Sonny needed to see a cardiologist. Drew tried to talk Willow out of living at the gatehouse, no doubt for his own selfish gains, but Willow wasn’t having it. He said if the Quartermaines saw a way to get her children, they’d do it. Tracy agreed to take the deal.

Lucky talked to Martin about Cyrus, who said it was their mother who inspired Cyrus’s vocation. Isaiah said Sonny couldn’t be there for those he cared about if he didn’t take care of himself. Natalia said she’d stay with Sonny. Jason let Willow know that the kids were waiting at the gatehouse. Martin’s mother said if it had been up to Cyrus, she would be gone, but Cyrus just hadn’t wanted her to suffer. Lucky said they were still missing something because neither Dex nor Sam were terminal. Spinelli said Cody was the same sketchy grifter he’d always been. Lucky told him to take a walk, and Cody told Lucky to take a nap and punched him. Brick intervened, and Maxie thought she’d have to save Cody from himself.

Drew told Martin that Willow needed to be freed from the Quartermaines and Martin asked if Drew meant free to be with him. Drew said he’d do anything to protect Willow. Cody was brought into the station as Tracy was being released. Kristina said bar brawls weren’t the vibe she was going for. Willow came home and all was right with the world. For now.

Thursday:

Both Cody and Lucky were arrested, and Elizabeth tended to Lucky’s wounds in the interrogation room. Mac wondered what the hell was going on with Cody. The more he tried to get through, the more Cody pushed him away. Molly went to see Cody, who thought Lucky should have to pay for damages too, since he’d also been arrested. Molly said he was the only one throwing punches. Ava went to see Laura and Brick went to see Sonny. Kristina told Alexis about the fight, and Jordan said Brick had to step in to stop the fight, but the police thought Lucky was involved. Laura told Ava that a lot had changed and she couldn’t be Ava’s character witness. It was better if she wasn’t involved.

Josslyn told Lucas that she knew Cyrus had stabbed Dex and how she’d messed up at the station. Lucy brought Sidwell to Charlie’s and the thought it was distinctive and inviting. Lucy paved the way for a meeting with Laura.

Molly said no charges would be filed if Cody paid for the damages, but he said he had no money. Mac asked what the hell was wrong with him. Mac asked if Cody’s drunken fights were part of a bigger problem. Ric showed Ava an apartment since she had to establish a permanent residence, but she thought the square footage was lacking. Natalia told Brick what was going on with Sonny’s health, and Sonny filled him in on the rest. Brick said they had to make sure a close call like this never happened again.

Sidwell had to jet. Kristina said he seemed nice, and Alexis said nice and peculiar, since he thought Windymere was charming. Jordan went to see Laura and told her about Sidwell being in town. Cody promised he was done with booze and bar crawling. Mac said Cody was in a spiral that was getting worse, and he wanted to know why. Molly told Felicia that Cody was being a five-star ass. Lucky wanted to talk to Felicia about Cyrus, and Lucky discussed Cyrus with Josslyn. He said all they had were theories and suppositions and they needed evidence.

Lucky and Elizabeth talked to Felicia who said she thought it was the right choice to ban Cyrus from the hospital. Cody told Mac it wasn’t about Sasha. He trashed things when they were good. Mac said he had a family to rely on now and couldn’t push them away. Natalia went to Charlie’s and told Kristina that Sonny and Brick were discussing business. Brick arranged for Sonny to see the best cardiologist in the country in Los Angeles, to keep the diagnosis from the Five Families (marinara sauce). Ric said Ava didn’t have the means for a long-haul custody battle.

Kristina said she was worried about Sonny as she’d gotten a new date for the custody case. Anna said there were no outstanding warrants on Sidwell and even Interpol’s tag had been dropped. Laura got notice of the meeting and said it might be time to give Sidwell what he wants. Ava told Ric that Laura backed out of being a character witness and he told her to never doubt he was on her side, then they kissed. Josslyn said she was going to find the tie between Cyrus and the murders.

Mac left Cody in jail to think. Ava agreed to take the apartment. Laura called Sidwell and made a date to meet. Molly said, as long as people like Cody were saved from the consequences of their actions, there would always be a next time. Lucky wanted to talk to the Turning Woods staff and check their records, but Elizabeth said he’d stepped on a lot of toes there, so he agreed to let her do the talking. Lucas asked Josslyn to promise she’d stay away from Cyrus.

Friday’s Enchilada:

Baden-Baden, Germany. Carly goes into her hotel suite breathing heavy. She almost throws a bottle, but decides against it. Instead, she sits down and cries.

Willow leaves a message for Drew telling him that she’s back at the gatehouse and just wanted to hear his voice. There’s a knock at the door, and Nina says she brought breakfast. She asks how it is being back, and Willow says she’s afraid she made a huge mistake.

Drew asks if Curtis has a second to talk, but Curtis says he doesn’t know what Drew could say that he’d want to hear.

Trina sees Josslyn at the hospital and asks what she’s doing here. Josslyn says she’s trying to stop a murder.

Stella visits Kai, who’s watching a game tape. She says she came to check on him and see if there are any more flowers or gifts that he wants her to distribute. He says, the volunteers took care of it, and she asks if he’s sure he doesn’t want to keep some of it. He says he won’t be here long enough to enjoy it. He’s getting out soon.

Lulu goes to Maxie’s office, but Maxie’s not there. The phone rings, and she answers it. Maxie comes in and mouths, who is it? and Lulu mouths back, Blair Cramer. Maxie says, no, and Lulu asks if she can have Maxie return the call. Maxie says, Lulu has improved since she worked at Crimson, but she’s overqualified for the Deception job and wouldn’t be happy. Lulu says, happiness is overrated, but Maxie says, Lulu isn’t into beauty or cosmetics and needs to be challenged to keep her interested. Lulu says she just wants to earn her own money on her own terms and not rely on what Tracy and her mom decide, but Maxie says, she’d be miserable if she took the job. Lulu asks, what’s going on? Is Maxie trying to get her to withdraw her application, so she doesn’t have to turn her down? Brook walks in and asks what Lulu is doing here. Didn’t Maxie tell Lulu that they’re not hiring her?

Sidwell knocks on Laura’s office door and tells her that he’s looking forward to their meeting. Laura invites him in, and says she thinks he knows Anna. Anna certainly knows him. Anna says she and Sidwell met when he tried to have her killed while she was in Africa. He also tried to have Laura’s son killed.  

There’s a knock at Carly’s door, and she opens it to Jack.

Sidwell says he feels terrible about the situation with Lucky in Africa, and Laura asks if by situation he means holding Lucky captive and forcing him to play poker in order to stay alive. Anna says, he tried to execute her and Jason, but he says, the incident differs vastly from his perspective. His business was threatened. Anna and Jason lied about who they were, as did Laura’s son, and Holly stole from him. Laura asks if that justified holding them captive and torturing them, and he says, when his livelihood was threatened, he took any steps the law of the land allowed to protect it. He was in a country that had no law and nothing he did was illegal. Anna says, they have a fairly strong law here. He abducted Sasha, held her for ransom, and blew up a building – a trifecta of illegality. Sidwell asks if someone accused him. Is there a witness or evidence? He has no idea what she’s talking about. Anna says, they have nothing at this time, and he asks them to allow him to explain why he asked for a meeting. He’s an exporter based in Europe, but wants to expand to the North American market. Laura asks, why Port Charles? Llanview, Pine Valley, or even New York City would be a better choice. To be clear, they don’t want him in Port Charles.

Lulu says, this isn’t about the job, and Brook says she’ll handle it. She’s an officer of the company and has an interest in its success. The job at Deception is to be her assistant. Lulu says, they already established that, and Brook says, given a choice, she wouldn’t choose to work with Lulu. She’s uncomfortable to have around and it makes for a difficult work environment. Lulu says she gets that Brook doesn’t like her, but doesn’t understand why. She’s not the one who came between Brook and her boyfriend. Brook was the one who did that to her.

Willow tells Nina that she didn’t think moving back to the gatehouse would be that big a deal. She’s lived here for years, and it was great, but that was before this ugliness. Tracy walks in, looks at Nina, and asks why she’s not surprised. Nina says, nice to see her too, and Tracy says she saw Wiley getting on the bus to school and Amelia is out for a walk with the nanny. She thought it was the perfect time to go over new ground rules.  

Drew says he didn’t like the way he and Curtis left off. They’ve been friends for a long time, and he didn’t intend to double-cross Curtis. He thought he was doing right by him and Michael, but he failed. He should have handled it differently. Curtis says, ya think? and Drew says, things are different now. Michael is out of the picture, and they can use the opportunity to pivot from his mistake and do something that will work for them both. Curtis says, given what Drew’s done, whatever he’s thinking isn’t going to work, and Drew says he had that coming. He understands why Curtis is angry, but he never meant for it to come to this point. They’ve known each other a long time and go way back. They’ve been through so much together. He’s just asking Curtis to hear him out.

Josslyn tells Trina that she’s trying to see if anybody has any information on Dex, but she’s not getting anywhere. Trina says she gets that Josslyn wants answers and doesn’t blame her for being frustrated, and Josslyn says she had to do something to honor Dex’s memory. She asks if Trina is here to see her mother, but Trina says she’s here to see Kai.

Kai tells Stella that he’s had an MRI and every scan possible. He wishes they’d hurry with the results. The sooner they do, the sooner he’s back on his feet. She says she knows patients who would enjoy a break from enormous men chasing and tackling them, but Kai says he loves football and wants to get back as soon as possible. She says, he still has a lot of work ahead, but first he needs the paperwork. He thanks her for taking care of everything, and him, and she says she’s happy to, but he doesn’t want to push too much too soon, or he’ll set his recovery back. Listen to his doctor. He says he’s not going to do anything to jeopardize his full recovery. He wants to be back for next season.

Carly asks what Jack is doing here, and he says he had a meeting in London. He swung by to see how she’s doing. She says, normally, she’d ask him to wait downstairs so she can pull herself together, and he says he’ll wait wherever she wants. Or if she’s not up to a visit, he can leave. She tells him, come in, and asks if they can order room service. He says, yeah.

Nina says, Tracy can’t barge into her daughter’s house, but Tracy says, it’s Monica’s house because Alan gave it to her and Monica wants her great-grandchildren close by. It’s for her sake Tracy agreed to Willow living here. Willow says she agreed to the compromise because of the kids and Monica, not Tracy. Tracy doesn’t even like her kids. She kidnapped them and kept them from their mother, convincing herself that it was in their best interest, but it wasn’t. Willow withdrew the charge because it hurt too many people, but she could easily change her mind and have the charge reinstated.  

Curtis says, because of the friendship he and Drew used to have, he’ll hear Drew out, and Drew thanks him. He sits down and says he doesn’t like that he’s not in control of a company he started, and he wants it back. He suggests they set up a stock sale so he can get that back. He’s not going to throw his weight around. All he wants is ownership of his own company back. Curtis says, Michael is out because he’s recovering from third degree burns, but Drew tells him that he’s not saying that. Curtis says, it sure as hell sounded like it, and Drew says, Michael has wealth beyond belief. Curtis has a contract to be CEO for five years and he’ll honor that. Curtis says, he’s suggesting the orchestrate a stock sale, Drew gets controlling interest, then steps back and lets him run it without interference. Drew says, Michael did what he did to get back at him for Willow. It had nothing to do with the business. He’s seen the incredible things Curtis is doing and knows he cares about Aurora. Curtis says, of course (🍷) he does, and Drew says, as a courtesy, he wants it acknowledged that he founded the company and it’s running successfully. It makes sense since he’d be the majority shareholder. Curtis says, Drew makes good points, but he’d rather resign than take the deal.

Trina says, she wants Kai to know, if there’s anything she can do, he can count on her, and Josslyn says, it must be rough for him. She thinks it’s good for him to see Trina. Kai’s identity and everything in his life revolves around football. She’s not in that world and brings a different perspective to the conversation. She’s a good friend. She asks, what’s in the bag? and Trina says she went to the wellness center and got power bars and electrolyte water. (I drink that!) It’s good to stay hydrated while in the hospital. It was no big deal. Josslyn says, Trina could have done it later, but Trina says, sometimes later is taken away. They both know that. Josslyn says, that’s why they’re best friends. They get each other. Trina says, they really do, and Josslyn says she’s heading out. They hug, and Josslyn says, let her know how it goes with Kai.

Stella tells Kai to take time to heal. He has his whole life ahead of him and needs more than an arm and shoulder to throw a football. He says, ironically, he’d been debating whether to enlist in the draft or play his senior year. The decision’s been made and he’s glad he has another season at PCU. Stella says, that’s a good way to look at it. And she has one more season to watch him. He asks if she likes football, and she says she loves it. This season was the first time she followed PCU. Their quarterback is a phenomenon. He says, if she wants tickets, just say the word, and that goes for when he’s in the NFL. She says she’s always wanted to go to the Superbowl, and he says he likes the way she thinks. They laugh, when the doctor comes in. He asks if now is a good time to talk, and Kai says, perfect. Stella leaves, and Kai says, so what’s the good news?  

Brook says she feels like Lulu is just waiting for her to mess up and it’s stressful. Nothing kills creativity more than criticism. Lulu says she doesn’t sound critical all the time, but Maxie says, they both do it. Lulu says she doesn’t intend to be critical, and Maxie says, maybe it’s a habit, but it’s not fun to be around and she doesn’t like it. She loves them, but she’s just being honest. Deception has had a lot of ups and downs. Hiring her to work as Brook’s assistant when it’s obvious they don’t like each other seems like there would be complications.

Jack asks how things are with Michael, and Carly says, the doctors at the clinic say he’s doing fine, but they won’t let her see him. She understands that it’s cutting edge and intense. He needs to be isolated because he’s injured and in a lot of pain. But they’re in a foreign country and she has no control. He says, she can leave and go to Johns Hopkins where she’d be allowed to visit, but she says, Michael needs to be here. She’s hoping he comes out like Ava and won’t need surgery or skin grafts. She gets it. He needs to be here. Jack says, even if it means following their rules? and she says, it’s what Michael needs and what she wants. It’s the first offer of hope, and she wants that for Michael. More important, Michael wants that for himself.  

Curtis tells Drew that he wouldn’t betray Michael if he was completely healthy and down the hall in his office. He’s not going to do it while Michael is recovering. Drew says, he had no problem seizing the company Drew co-founded, but Curtis tells him not to rewrite history. Michael gave him the score about Drew double-crossing him. Drew asks why Curtis doesn’t see it from his perspective, and Curtis laughs. He says he’s not going to try and explain it to the man used to know. This Drew in front of him, he doesn’t recognize him. What the hell happened to him?  

Tracy asks if Willow was so dazzled by Drew’s faux hero persona that she had to have him at any cost or was she more conniving than Tracy gave her credit for. Was she trading up from Michael to Drew when he went to congress? Willow says, that’s not what she was doing, but Tracy says, either way, she’s proved untrustworthy. She thinks Willow is little more like Nelle than she realized.

Jack says he respects Carly’s decision to leave Michael where he is, and she says, it’s the right call. She’s been emotional since she got here. He says, if there was ever a time, this would be it, and she says she feels like it’s her fault. He says, she’s Michael’s mother and it’s normal to feel responsible, but she says, it’s more than that. Michael was burned because he was at Sonny’s, and it was her decision to bring Sonny into Michael’s life.

Stella sees Trina and says, what an unexpected treat, and Trina says she came to see Kai. How is he doing? Stella says, he’s in good spirits and getting ready for next season, and Trina says, he’s staying at PCU and she’s not sad about it. Stella says she doesn’t think Kai is sad either. He’s missing out on the draft, and she’s impressed with his attitude. It will get him through tough times. Trina says, Kai surprised her. She prides herself on not making snap judgements and she did with him. He wasn’t what she thought. Stella asks what she thought, and Trina says she thought he was a shallow arrogant jerk who only cared about football. Stella says she’s glad to know that. She’s really liked him ever since his terrible downward dog in yoga class. Trina being in his corner will do him a world of good.

Lulu says, the last thing she wants is to cause complications at Deception. She’s sorry she imposed on her and Maxie’s friendship. It won’t happen again. Brook says she knows they’ve all been through hell. Being in a coma for four years and having liver failure must be a complete nightmare. Maxie says, they wanted to do anything if it would help Lulu get better. They were all tested for compatibility, even Chase and Brook. Lulu says she didn’t know, and Brook says, there are a lot of things she doesn’t know. While all of that was happening, Maxie was running Deception and managing Lucy, which is a full-time job, and dealing with the lawsuit that almost took them down. Lulu asks who sued them, and Brook says, her grandmother. Lulu says, Tracy? and Brook says, the details don’t matter. Her point is, Deception survived in large part because of Maxie’s creativity and hard work. Lulu has no idea how much Deception means to Maxie.

Sidwell says he didn’t choose Port Charles randomly. He’s invested in property. Laura says, he’s an intelligent guy. He must know she’s going to keep a close eye on the man who hurt her son. Anna says she’d think he’d cut his losses and leave, but he says he prefers to prove that he’s a law-abiding citizen, and Laura and Anna laugh. He says he’s sure Anna and the PCPD will be checking up on him on a regular basis, and Anna says, he can count on it. And they’re not the only agency who will be keeping tabs on him. He says he welcomes all the attention and knows in time they’ll decide he’s an asset to this fair city this. He thanks Laura for the meeting, and she says, he may find it difficult to do business in a town where he’s not welcome. He says he looks forward to proving them wrong, and leaves.  

Drew tells Curtis that when he was given the opportunity to go to congress, he thought he’d have a chance to achieve something he didn’t believe possible. The more he was around politics, the more he wanted it. At the time, he and Willow’s relationship changed. Curtis says, Willow is his nephew’s wife, and Drew says he knows. It just happened. They weren’t trying to hurt Michael. Willow saw what he was trying to achieve, and they developed a connection. One she doesn’t have with Michael. Curtis says, whatever he has to tell himself to feel better, and Drew says he’s not the first person to be in this position. Not all marriages last forever. His didn’t and neither did Curtis’s.

Nina tells Tracy, enough. It’s not right for her to use Nelle’s name. Tracy says, Nelle cut a wide swath of damage and that one is the same. If she sees the opportunity, she’ll step in on the children’s behalf. Willow asks what she means, and Tracy says, act responsibly or she’ll lose them. Nina says, they belong with their mother, and Willow says she’s made a genuine effort to compromise. If that doesn’t work, she’ll take the kids back to her mother’s apartment and Tracy can explain to Monica and the rest of the family why they’re gone. Tracy says, fine. However, there’s one condition and it’s non-negotiable. Willow’s boyfriend may not visit on the property. If she’s compelled to look into Drew’s lying eyes, she’ll have to do someplace else. Drew is banned from the property permanently. She leaves.

Carly tells Jack that she and Michael’s biological father didn’t get along… except once. He laughs, and she says, his family, the Quartermaines, didn’t like her very much. She had feelings for Sonny at the time, and he helped her get custody of Michael. She got what she wanted and ignored the very real danger of making Michael a part of Sonny’s life. Their kids have been paying ever since. Jack says, she’s being too hard on herself. Michael is strong and capable and an excellent businessman. Carly says, he wouldn’t have been at Sonny’s except for her choices, and he says she can’t let herself think that way. Hindsight is always 20/20. There’s no point in dwelling on past mistakes. That way, madness lies.

Lulu says she would never do anything to hurt Maxie. Maxie is one of the most important people in her life and she loves her. Maxie says she knows and loves Lulu too, and Brook says she knows how much Lulu cares about Maxie, but she needs to realize what Maxie has been through and how far she’s come. Lulu says she knows things have changed and she’s got a lot to catch up on. She’s trying as fast as she can. She’s been focused on getting a job, so she can gain independence and search for Charlotte on her own terms, but she’s only been seeing things from her perspective. She didn’t take a second to look at it from Maxie’s. It’s not fair and she’s sorry.

Jack tells Carly that early in his career a mission went wrong and an agent, a friend, was killed. One colleague left the WSB and wallowed in guilt. It destroyed his marriage. Jack didn’t outwardly react, so people assumed he didn’t care. Carly says she’s sorry for what he went through, and he says he lost a good friend that day. He tears up and says, there’s nothing he could do to change that. The only way forward was to learn from what went wrong. You can’t life according to what if. You never know what a different decision would have brought. She says, you can’t change the past. She’s been down that road when she lost her son Morgan, and it leads nowhere good. He says, it never does.

Drew tells Curtis, what happened with Michael’s marriage and his injuries are two very different things. He didn’t cause Michael’s burns, and he didn’t help push Willow away. Curtis says, right, and only the doctors can help Michael’s physical injuries. Drew says he made a mistake in placating Michael because he felt guilty. He knows what’s best for Aurora, and if he’d stuck by Curtis, they’d be in a different place. Curtis says, Drew had to do what was best for himself. So does he. When Michael recovers – and he will – he’ll actually respect Michael’s business sense, maybe better than Drew’s. Drew says, wow, and Curtis says, if Drew’s ultimate success is in stealing Willow from his nephew, he’ll have got what he wanted and will find a way of life for himself.

Nina says she’s proud of Willow. Few people can say they stood up to Tracy Quartermaine. Willow says she couldn’t have done it without her mom by her side, and Nina says, it’s where she belongs. Willow says, Drew is right. The Quartermaines treated Michael terribly. She saw how they hate Drew. She should probably do what Drew said and move back in with Nina. (What is wrong with this woman?)

Lulu says she knows Maxie and Brook got close over the past four years and she guesses she felt threatened. She saw the opportunity to have Maxie on her side. Maxie says she doesn’t want side either one of them. They’re both her friends. She can’t force them to like each other, but she does reserve the right to love them both. Brook says she’s worked hard not to be the person she was. Part of her issue is that Lulu reminds her of her past regrets. Lulu says she’s not alone. They all have regrets. Tracy walks in saying, she’s had a bad day, so don’t… Lulu! What is she doing here?

Anna tells Laura, according to her search, Sidwell has no outstanding warrants, and the property transaction was legal. Laura says, what if Anna, Lucky, and Jason submitted an international complaint to the court? but Anna says, that’s no good. Sidwell was doing business in an area that’s completely lawless with zero authority to back them up. Laura says, what about Sasha’s kidnapping? Maybe she can tell them something they can use against Sidwell. Anna says, unfortunately, for various reasons, it wasn’t reported. There’s nothing on the books and nothing tying Sidwell to the property that blew up. Laura says, a man like Sidwell doesn’t change overnight, and Anna agrees. Laura asks what Anna is thinking, and Anna says, Sidwell’s arrival coincided with the fire in Sonny’s apartment. Laura asks if Anna thinks Sidwell was behind the fire, but Anna says she doesn’t know. It’s too soon to say. She’ll have the CID check the warehouse that blew up after Sasha’s abduction. If there’s a match, they might be able to pin it on Sidwell.

Drew tells Curtis that a freshman in congress is a good friend to have, but he has no reason to help the company succeed. Curtis says, he’d rather sink his own company that see it succeed without him, and Drew says, Curtis has one final chance to reconsider his offer. Curtis says his answer stands and opens the door. Now get the hell out. Drew leaves and Curtis slams the door.

Nina says she saw Willow stand up for herself in a way she hasn’t seen before. She compromised with Carly and Sonny because it was the right thing to do. She could tell Willow was more at ease. She has to continue to trust herself and her instincts. The Quartermaines and Monica appreciate the effort she’s put into the kids and Michael will appreciate it when he gets back. Willow says she hopes so. She doesn’t want to hurt Michael more than she already has. Nina says, the effort she’s making is a huge step toward an amicable resolution for them both in the future. Willow wonders if she should stay here. She’s going to miss Nina. Nina says, not a chance. She’ll be here all the time. Willow says, good, and they hug.

Maxie says, Lulu was thinking about applying for the assistant position, and Tracy says, she’s hired. Lulu says, they were just talking and she’s not sure she’s a good fit, but Tracy says, of course (🍷) she is. Lucy says the company is run on beauty and creativity, and Lulu has a boatload of both. Lulu says she thinks she’ll go see if Carly will hire her at the MetroCourt, but Tracy says, absolutely not. She’s the majority shareholder and the final decision is hers. She wants Lulu here. Lulu says, that’s nice of her and thanks, but she’s good. Tracy says she’ll pay Lulu double what the last assistant made, and both Maxie and Brook say, what?! Tracy says, Lulu is worth twice what Gladys Corbin was, and Brook says, Wade was her last assistant. Tracy says, Lulu is worth double what Wade was making. What does she say. Lulu says, it’s a great environment and it would give her a chance to work with people she respects and loves. She guesses she has to accept it. Tracy says, woohoo! Welcome to Deception. The phone rings and Tracy asks what Lulu is waiting for. Lulu answers the phone. Maxie Jones’ office…  

Trina goes into Kai’s room and says her Aunt Stella told her that he was impatient for rehabilitation. She brought him some power bars and electrolyte water. He thanks her, but his tone is flat, and she says she knows it’s silly. He probably has tons. He says, it’s not that, and she asks if something is wrong. He says he saw the orthopedist and he’s never going to play football again.  

At Turning Woods, Josslyn tells the reception nurse that she has a light load this semester and was looking to do something more meaningful with her time. She was hoping there were extra slots for volunteers. The nurse checks and says, there’s one slot not covered. It’s all hers if she wants it. Josslyn says, absolutely. Sign her up.

Jack asks if Carly wants him to find out why she’s being denied access to Michael, but she says she can handle it herself. He says he’s disappointed that she doesn’t need him, but not surprised, and she says she’ll get in to see her son whether they like it or not. He says he doesn’t doubt it for a second, and she says, but she would like a ride. He says, done. Consider him her chauffeur.

(Mrs. Jack Brennan… 💘)

On Monday, Laura says, Lulu might be headed for trouble; Drew tells Martin that they have another thing coming if they think he’s not seeing Willow; Kristina asks if Sonny thinks it’s really the best time for him to be traveling right now; and Jason needs Anna to do something more for someone now.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Good news! And a reminder that mental illness and addiction don’t discriminate.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/vinessa-antoine-shares-her-brothers-been-found

She must get tired of fielding this question.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/is-carly-leaving-general-hospital-laura-wright-speaks-out

So did he take the subway? Nothing says NYC like that smell.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/steve-burtons-weekend-to-remember-in-nyc

Too bad they didn’t get much of a final scene.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ghs-katelyn-macmullen-says-goodbye-to-chad-duell

This is a better tour than you get from the adults.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/gallery/general-hospital/go-backstage-at-general-hospital-with-gary-james-fuller

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

Gary acted like someone held a gun to his head to drink so much, when Captain Glenn was being nice. The punishment was forfeiting 500 euros of the tip, which was $23K, so they still got $2055. Gary apologized, and he and the captain hugged it out. The charter was 8 women, all with a different food restrictions, which made Cloyce’s head explode. Next time, the finale.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Boz told Dorit that she thought there were more than memes between PK and Kyle, but Erika told her that it was nothing. When cornered into sharing her text with PK with the group, Kyle read it and then stormed out saying, I’m done! Memegate lives on.

Yeah, I never thought for a moment LVP was coming back to RHOBH. She’s a busy woman what with all her restaurants, a hotel, and single-handedly ridding the world of the dog meat trade.

The Real Housewives of New York City

Ubah is a real disappointment, suggesting Brynn slept her way into the Housewives. That in itself is an insult. If I was going to sleep my way into something, it would not be this show. This is where the big kerfuffle happened. The women were all upset, since Ubah saying such a thing was beyond insensitive given Brynn’s history. Then Ubah got super upset and claimed she never knew Brynn’s history, or she never would have said it. The fourth wall was broken all over the place – although I did question whether or not that was some kind of ratings Hail Mary pass – and Brynn suddenly wasn’t sure if Ubah actually knew her history. It literally took me the rest of the show to follow this, so don’t feel bad if you’re lost. Apparently, this was some kind of friendship breaking point, but TBH, I didn’t think it was all as big of a deal as they were making it, especially since the only two people involved should have been Ubah and Brynn.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

It was the Reunion and literally ten minutes in, everybody was talking over each other and Andy was yelling. However, kudos to the women for their gorgeous outfits – the ladies in shades of red. Whitney said Bronwyn didn’t claim her publicly as a friend, which I thought was really weird. Do we need to confirm friendships on Instagram now? A viewer suggested Heather had become a mean girl when she lost weight, but I don’t think that’s quite it. Heather was always a mean girl (to which she concurred), but IMO, she lost her authenticity along with the weight and becoming a Housewives clone, like Jen in RHONJ. It ended with Todd and John looking like they might get into a battle royale.

Southern Charm

Whitney said the coffeemaker was so complicated, you needed a Ph.D. in astrophysics to run it. Highly doubtful. You probably just need to not have a hangover. It was much of the same, the usual if you’re friends with them, you can’t be friends with me. Austen was sour grapes over Craig wanting to move on from their friendship and podcast, but hey, sometimes it just isn’t forever. I have plenty of friends I’m no longer friends with for various reasons, but that just means we went in different directions. It’s not an insult. I think if Paige had really wanted to make it work with Craig, she could have been bi-state or however you put it. But again, sometimes it just doesn’t work out. Shep wanted to be Jimmy Buffet without the guitar, living in the Bahamas with Sienna, and in his interview, he said, you don’t have those fantasies if you’re not serious about it. I dunno about that. Molly is the MVP so far, playing the euphonium – i.e. tuba – in the Charleston Concert Band, coincidentally directed by her high school band teacher. Imagine. An actual interesting person with an interesting focus. Or even any real focus. She said, music changes you, as all art should. She also thought tantric sex was too much work. Same. JT tried to tell Taylor some truths about Gaston, but she wasn’t having it. I get covering her ears and going, la-la-la, but I’d want to know. JT wasn’t understanding that there’s a time and place and that wasn’t it.

Southern Hospitality

Emmy had another breakdown and I’m over it. Although she did bring Tammy Faye raccoon eyes, which I applaud.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch

SNL50: Beyond Saturday Night on Peacock. This is an interesting foray into what goes on behind the scenes of a sketch comedy show that’s been on since the beginning of time. Or at least the mid-70s. A four-part miniseries, it’s not the most exciting thing in the world, but it’s interesting to see how a show with that kind of longevity works. Personally, I think I’ll enjoy Saturday Night – which I’m hoping to catch this weekend – more, but this still held my interest. I’m there for a documentary, and the third episode focusing only on the More Cowbell sketch is well worth it.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-features/snl-50-beyond-saturday-night-secrets-cast-writers-cowbell-1236110501/

https://www.thewrap.com/snl-50-beyond-saturday-night-ep-morgan-neville-interview-peacock/

Wicked at the movies. Yes, I actually ventured out in the world to see it, since I’d won a ticket in some instant win internet contest. There was no way I was battling children for a seat, so I skipped the first weekends after it opened. Then I got whatever was going around as a Christmas gift, but I managed to squeak in before it was gone entirely. I’m glad I did, since this really should be seen on a big screen. As I’m sure you already know, it’s magnificent. I’d never seen the Broadway play and the score isn’t my favorite, but the story is bittersweet, the casting is perfection, and it’s beyond lavish with the special effects. One of my favorite parts was the reunion of Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth, the original Elphaba and Glinda on Broadway, and I wondered how it felt after all those years. My only question was, in a world where there are bears who are nannies, a goat who’s a professor, Munchkins, peacocks who wear hats, flying monkeys, and a place literally called Emerald City, why is a green woman considered strange?

https://collider.com/wicked-oscar-nominations-best-original-score-john-powell/

https://deadline.com/2025/01/cynthia-erivo-best-actress-wicked-oscar-nomination-interview-1236266022/

https://deadline.com/2025/01/ariana-grande-best-supporting-actress-oscars-interview-1236265006/

🏆 Awards Corner…

It’s that time again. The Academy Awards will be airing March 2nd.

https://www.aol.com/lifestyle/2025-oscar-nominations-see-full-130201914.html

🦁 Four-Legged News…

🦛 Yet another pygmy hippo influencer.

https://people.com/how-to-watch-pygmy-hippo-poppy-livestream-8773741

🐩 I never thought about this. It’s kind of weird.

https://www.cuteness.com/1737908/dog-breeds-dont-exist-why/

🐶 Best Bowl in town.

https://people.com/puppy-bowl-2025-record-breaking-142-puppies-8772392

🐕 I love a special needs pup.

https://people.com/11-puppies-with-special-needs-puppy-bowl-2025-8772912

🥠 Quotes of the Week

We become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs, different yearnings, different hopes, different dreams. – Jimmy Carter

Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment. – Jim Rohn

When someone tells me no, it doesn’t mean I can’t do it, it simply means I can’t do it with them. – Karen E. Quinones Miller

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time. – Thomas Edison

He has all the integrity of a coat rack. – Tracy Quartermaine (Jane Elliot), General Hospital

All progress takes place outside the comfort zone. – Michael John Bobak

It is far better to light the candle than to curse the darkness. – William L. Watkinson

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. – Stephen Covey

The art and science of asking questions is the source of all knowledge. – Thomas Berger

Don’t be a Gino. – Jasmine Pineda, 90 Day Fiancé: The Last Resort

🐻 Hibernation Mode…

Until next week, stay safe; stay driving extra carefully in weather you’re unfamiliar with; and stay not waiting for later, since sometimes later is taken away.

December 16, 2024 – Portia Gives Elizabeth a Choice, Studio 50 Birthday On Deck, Opening Up, New Soap Preview, Movies Of the Season, Wildlife Jokers & Baby

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What I Watched Today

(The whole GH enchilada on Fridays; the other days, who knows?)

General Hospital

Elizabeth says, Lucky won’t believe it. Another patient with a clean bill of health died of a heart attack on her watch. It was out of nowhere and starting just like Sam. Lucky says, it’s not a coincidence, and asks if there are any updates on the investigation. She says, no, and she’s gone over everything a million times. He says, something is definitely wrong.

Jason comes into the hospital and sees Anna.

Josslyn takes Dex’s hand and says, this is real. He’s really gone.

At the Surf Lodge, Lulu says she’s trying to get a lead, and Dante suggests she take a breather. She asks how she can breathe when her daughter is missing, and he says, they will find her. She says, Valentin is as connected as they come. He could literally be anywhere. He says he knows she’s scared and overwhelmed, and she says, that’s why she broke into Windymere. She needs a clue. He says, she also needs a reality check – a big one.

Michael says he won’t leak the video to protect his children, Drew’s daughter, and Willow from her own humiliating mistake. But that also protects Drew too. He’s hiding behind them to protect his reputation. So much for Willow’s hero. Drew says, Michael knows nothing about him and Willow, and Michael suggests Drew tell him. Drew says he’ll fill Michael in, but Michael won’t like what he hears. Michael says he still wants to hear it, and Drew says, it’s not about hero worship or Willow feeling indebted to him. They developed legitimate feelings for one another. Michael asks if Willow said that, and Drew says, Michael knows Willow wouldn’t have slept with him if it wasn’t real. They fought it for months. Michael asks if Drew wants thanks for his restraint, and Drew says, they ignored what they felt until they couldn’t. He’s so sorry Michael was hurt. It was a horrible thing to do to Michael, never mind the family. Michael says, imagine if Drew understood the meaning of the word family. He never cared about anyone but himself. If he had, he would have stopped and thought twice about sleeping with his nephew’s wife and tearing the family apart.  

Willow says, they’re going to Grandma Nina’s for a sleepover, when Carly comes in. She asks where they’re off too in such a hurry. They wouldn’t be trying to take Michael’s children away. Nina tells Wiley to say hi to Grandma Carly, and Wiley hugs her. Nina says, they’re on their way to a sleepover adventure. Carly can see how excited the kids are. Carly says, if they think she’s not going to stop what’s going on because the children are present, they’re superbly wrong.

Wiley asks if Carly wants to come on the sleepover, but she says she thinks they need to stay here. Willow says, this is not the time or place for an adult conversation. They can wait until tomorrow. Carly says, then the kids can go right back to bed, and when they wake up, daddy will be here. Willow says, the kids need to be with her, and Carly says, then she can stay here too, and Grandma Nina can find her way home. Nina says, she’s not going without her grandchildren. Get out of the way.

Drew says he never meant to hurt Michael or the family, and Michael says, but he did. He tore the family apart, but him staying silent will only delay the inevitable. It’s going to come out eventually. Drew says, the Quartermaines can handle it. They’ve all cheated. Tracy walks in with Ned and says, not her, and Drew says, just stay away. Tracy says she’s not going to address Drew’s disgusting use of his grief to justify sleeping with Michael’s wife, and Ned says, that’s a new low, even for Quartermaine standards. Michael says he can’t speak for everybody. They can do what they want. He leaves and Tracy says, where to begin…

Dante asks, what if he had to tell Rocco that he’d lost Lulu again because he shot her? Think about it. Lulu says, it would be horrible, and he says he gets it, but she has to be safe. If she gets hurt or something happens to her, it does her, Rocco, and Charlotte no good. She says, one thing that hasn’t changed is that she hates that he’s right this one, isolated time. He says he’ll need that in writing.

Elizabeth tells Lucky that Dex had a stab wound. Post-op, he was alert and seemed like himself, when the alarms went crazy. Lucky asks if it was another overdose of digitalis, and she says, the report’s not back yet, but… He says, it could be identical, and she says, it can’t be a coincidence. Portia asks if she can speak to Elizabeth for a moment in her office, and Lucky says he’d like to be there. Portia says, it’s a private hospital matter, and Elizabeth asks if it involves Dex, Sam, and her future at GH. Portia nods, and Elizabeth says she’d like Lucky to be there for support. Portia says, okay.

Anna says, she and Josslyn were together when Isaiah broke the news, and Jason asks how Josslyn is. Anna says, Josslyn’s in shock. So is she. It doesn’t seem possible. Dex was fine after surgery. She called Carly, but she’s not picking up. Jason says he’ll handle it and thanks Anna for calling. Anna says she knew he’d take care of her and leaves. Jason stands in the doorway, and Josslyn tells Dex that she’d do anything for him to wake up. Or for someone to wake her up and tell her to wake up from this nightmare. She cries and says, he’s really gone. She puts her head on his chest.

Tracy asks if Ned doesn’t have some old colleagues at a communications firm, and Ned says, in Newport. She says, they could leak it for him, and he says, it would go viral before Drew is sworn in. Tracy says she can see the headlines now: New York Congressman Caught with His Nephew’s Wife on Camera. Drew asks if they think he cares about any of this coming at him. Besides, Tracy wouldn’t do that. Tracy says, wouldn’t she? and Drew says, the Quartermaine name will get dragged through the mud. She says, it won’t be the first time, and Drew asks how Edward, Lila, and Alan would feel. Tracy says, Drew isn’t one of them. Go back to Cain. He’s hidden behind the family long enough. Drew asks what criteria he needs to be a Quartermaine. Wait. He knows. Will withholding heart medication while standing over his dying father do the trick?

Carly says, Wiley and Amelia can stay here. This is their home. Willow says, they’re her family, and Carly says, and Michael’s. Willow says, what happens next isn’t up to Carly. Her children come first. Carly says, Willow wasn’t thinking about that before her last sleepover, and Nina says, that’s enough. Grandma Carly is ruining the fun. Carly says she loves a party as much as anyone, but everyone is sleeping in their own bed. Michael comes in, and Carly says, look. Daddy’s home.

Josslyn says, Dex looks like a stranger and himself at the same time. She doesn’t know what happens when we die – nobody does – but she feels him here. She thinks he’s still here. She can feel him with her. So she’ll say what she would have said if she’d known it was the last time she was talking to him. Thank you for saving my life and for trusting me with your heart and changing the way I see the world and my place in it. Which is going to change again. Jason continues to listen, and she says, the future she saw had him and them in it. She thanks him for loving her. She hopes she said it often enough, but in case she wasn’t clear, she loves him with everything in her. She kisses him, and Jason shakes his head. She sees Jason and goes to him. He holds her as she cries and says he’s sorry.

Portia says, their first priority is the patients’ health and well-being, and Elizabeth says, it happened on her watch, and she knows there are protocols. Portia says, it was unexplained and will be added to Sam’s investigation. While that’s playing out, she thinks Elizabeth should take a step back from patient care. Elizabeth asks what she means, and Portia says, she has choices. There’s the administrative choice, paperwork and schedules, or she can take a take the personal leave route. No patient interaction is the criteria she’s working with. Lucky says, until Elizabeth is cleared, right? and Portia says, as soon as she gets the green light, Elizabeth will be back to being head nurse. It could take time. There are no cameras in the patients’ rooms, only in the hallway, and they have to go through all the footage. Lucky says, pinpointing it could be tough, and Elizabeth says, and time consuming. It would feel wrong being away from the hospital, so she prefers working here in any capacity. Portia says she was hoping Elizabeth would make that choice. She’ll sign the paperwork right away.

Lulu says she hopes Dante doesn’t think she’s prioritizing Charlotte over Rocco, but he says, that’s what she should be doing. She says, Dante is an incredible father, and Dante says, Charlotte is God knows where. Lulu says, with Valentin as her father, and Dante says he gets it. Lulu says, he’s probably pulling Charlotte deeper into hiding. She had a small window where she had the element of surprise. Now she feels it’s closed and she’s afraid she’ll never see Charlotte again.

Felicia and Mac join Anna at the hospital, and Mac says he can’t believe it. Anna says she convinced Dex to join the force. She persisted and he relented. Mac says, no one puts on the badge because someone forces them to, and Felicia says, Dex was proud to be a member of the PCPD. He told her a few hours ago. Anna says, it doesn’t seem real, and Felicia says, it’s unfair.

Jason brings Josslyn to the footbridge, and she asks, why are they here? He says he likes this spot. It’s a place to think or talk. She says she can’t wrap her head around this happening again, and he says, after Oscar. She says she’s done this already. She can’t do it again. With Oscar, at least she got to say goodbye. It was awful, but she got to say what she wanted. She never got a chance with Dex. The other day, they were decorating for Christmas, and she could tell he was uncomfortable. Christmas was not a happy time for him as a kid. She promised they would make new memories together, and she’s realizing that she’s never going to make another memory with him again. Jason hugs her and she cries some more.

Michael asks, what’s going on? and Carly says, they were trying to take the kids for a sleepover. Nina says, that’s what’s best right now, and Willow says, they need their mom. Michael says, they need their dad too. It’s best they stay here. Willow says she knows they have a lot to talk about, and they will, but tonight, she needs this and so do they.

Drew says, Alan was his father, and he has as much right to the Quartermaine name as anyone. Tracy says, none of this is his. He waltzed in here and set everything up like he owned it. Like it was home. Ned says, he’s done nothing but cause chaos. He just got elected and managed to screw that up. Tracy says, with a tale as old as time, and Drew says he doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Tracy says, he thinks he and Willow are unique and they’re love is special, but they’re as common as they come. From the doorway, Lulu says, stepmonster, you haven’t changed a bit, and she and Tracy hug.  

At the Surf Lodge, Lucky asks how Elizabeth is doing, and she says she’ll miss taking care of the patients, but she’s still in the building. He says, at least they didn’t ban her, and she thanks him for being with her. It was comforting having a friend there. He says he’s her wingman, remember? and they clink glasses.  

Michael tells the kids to have fun at Grandma Nina’s, and Wiley says, yay! Willow says, they’ll see him soon. She promises. Michael tells them to be good for mommy. He loves them both very much, no matter where they are. Willow says, they should get going, and Michael says, they’ll talk in the morning. They leave, and Carly says, that was a mistake.

Lulu says, Tracy can get back to whatever it is, but Tracy says she was done with whatever it is a long time ago, and tells Drew and Ned to get out. She wants to catch up with her stepdaughter. They leave, and Dante says he’ll see Lulu around. She thanks him for the ride, and Dante leaves. Lulu says, the catch-up is going to be one-sided. She’s been asleep for four years. Did Tracy miss her? Tracy says, she has no idea how much. She’s here. healthy, thriving, and as beautiful as ever. Lulu asks if Tracy struck a deal with Father Time, and Tracy asks if it worked. Lulu says, yeah… What? Tracy says she’s drinking it in. She’s been praying for this, and that’s not something she does often. Lulu says she’s flattered, and Tracy says, her prayer was answered. Lulu is home. Lulu says she’s ready to make up for lost time, and Tracy says she bets Lulu is. They hug.

Ned walks into the nook and says, good. Drew is still here. Drew says he lives here, and Ned says, for now. Drew says, they want to same thing. Annihilating him isn’t worth ruining the family name. Ned says, if he agrees that protecting Drew outweighs it, he’ll make sure his mother doesn’t go scorched earth. Drew says, Willow and the kids will be destroyed, and Ned says, they already are and whose fault is that?

Carly says, Michael just gave Willow a leg up in the custody trial. Did she tell him that she was leaving? He says, no, and she says, Willow wanted to sneak out and he didn’t stop her. He says he remembers what it was like when she took him and Morgan from dad. They were terrified and he refuses to do that to Wiley and Amelia. She says she’s sorry. She’s pushing because she loves him. He says he has no intention of losing the kids, and she says she’ll call Diane, so Diane can strategize. She sees how many missed calls and texts she has, and says, oh my God… She makes a call, and Michael asks, what’s going on? She says, Dex. He’s dead.

Josslyn tells Jason that it doesn’t make sense. Dex was healthy and just died of a heart attack. He just had surgery, and she’d questioned if he even needed it. She needs to know what went wrong or she’ll never let go. He says, it may bring her peace… and she says, but it won’t bring Dex back. He says he wishes it would.

Tracy says, Luke knew Lulu would make it back. He told everybody that she was going to wake up when she was good and ready. She didn’t like to be rushed. Lulu says she’s so sorry, and Tracy thanks her and says she is too. Lulu asks if Tracy was happy, and Tracy says, they both were. Lulu says, so they were still together, and Tracy says, and going strong. Who’d have thunk it? Lulu says, her, and Tracy says, Luke loved her so much. Lulu says, there were plenty of times he wasn’t around, and Tracy says, but the hard part is, there will be no next time. Lulu says, it hurts so much, she can barely breath, and Tracy says she knows the feeling. Lulu says, he passed down his grit, determination, and resilience to her, and Tracy says, and his sense of humor. Lulu says, he gave her so many things, but best of all, he gave her Tracy. Tracy says, Lulu’s dad binds them together. That’s what makes their relationship so special. Enough now. She wants to talk about Lulu. How is she handling everything? Lulu says, to be honest, it’s been really hard.  

Michael asks if Ned has seen Sasha, but Ned says, not recently. Is he okay? Michael says he’s not great. Willow took the kids to Nina’s until they figure what comes next. Ned says he knows they say it takes two and they’re right, but make no mistake. Willow is not the enemy; Drew is. Michael says, that’s clear, and Ned says he’s dealing with other issues right now, but Michael has his full support. Anything he needs. Michael thanks him, and Ned says, Drew didn’t just betray Michael. He betrayed all of them and he’s going to live to regret it.

Drew knocks at the gatehouse, but there’s no answer. He looks at all the messages he’s sent to Willow on his phone that have gone unanswered and calls Willow. It rings and he says, pick up.

In Nina’s car, Willow sees that Drew is calling, but Nina says, don’t answer. Drew has made her life a living nightmare. He put his needs first. Willow ignores the call.

Tracy says she can’t imagine how overwhelmed Lulu is, and Lulu says, a lot has gone down in four years. Tracy suggests she focus on the present. She’s here, surrounded by everyone she loves, especially her son. Lulu says she didn’t believe it. Looking her in the face was this handsome young man barely with barely a glimmer of the little boy she remembers. She has a lot of catching up to do. Tracy asks if it was wonderful reconnecting, and Lulu says, it was everything she’d hoped for. He was so excited to fill her in and talks a mile a minute. She loves it. She wants that moment with Charlotte too. She needs to find Charlotte. Tracy says, Lulu has all her resources, but promise she won’t go rogue like her father and be smarter. Lulu says, he’s rolling in his grave. No one is smarter than Luke Spencer. Tracy asks if she promises, Lulu says she does, and they hug.

Josslyn says she knows the answers won’t bring back Dex, and Jason says, but she wants them anyway. She says, Dex saved her life, and he says, his too. She says, Dex was an amazing, selfless person. How could he get taken so soon? Carly arrives and hugs Josslyn. She says she’s so, so sorry.

Anna says, it doesn’t make sense, and Mac says, in broad daylight at a Christmas festival. It doesn’t add up. Anna says, take her though it one more time, and Felicia says, Dex was by the garbage pouring out the alcohol he’d confiscated. He was alone. Anna says, which would imply he was the intended target, and Mac says, after surgery, he was fine. Felicia says she was sitting with him watching the game. There was no indication that anything was wrong. Mac asks if it’s possible Dex was tracked to the hospital so the attacker could finish what they started, and Anna asks if anything sticks out. Felicia says, something is nagging her about a missing detail, but she can’t put her finger on it. Anna says she’s sure it will come to her.

Elizabeth says her heart breaks for Sam and Dex’s loved ones, and Lucky says, his too. She says, people go to the hospital to heal. It’s incredibly creepy and deliberate. He says, something is going on at GH. He hopes they figure it out before someone else gets hurt.  

Tomorrow, Lulu tells Brook, let’s get something straight; Tracy asks what Sasha has to say for herself; Anna wants Jason to take the lead in finding Charlotte; and Ric tells Elizabeth, steer clear of General Hospital.

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

Cala Compte, Ibiza. Danni tells Daisy that she’s learned, even if you’re offended, shut the f*** up anyway, and in Danni’s interview, she says, Daisy keeps finding a way to have a go at her. Respectfully, f*** off. Captain Glenn and Daisy discuss the schedule for the evening, and Daisy says, it’s going to be a long night. She suggests Gary do a funny skit tonight to make the guests laugh, and he asks Keith to help out. In Keith’s interview, he says, he does have a creative side, but doesn’t usually exercise it. Daisy says, they’ll do it after dinner, and Cloyce asks if Davide wants to help him make pizza. The guests want it for after the club. In Davide’s interview, he says, asking an Italian if they want to make pizza is like asking if the sky is blue, and he tells Cloyce that in Italy they use sticky dough. Daisy wants Diana to work with only three hours sleep, but Diana makes a big deal out of it, and in Daisy’s interview, she says, Dianna’s reaction was over the top. She’s worked yachts where she’s had five hours sleep the whole season. She got into this position by doing what she was told with a smile on her face. Diana and Danni aren’t going to progress in any career if they don’t adjust their attitudes.

Daisy tells Gary that she loves sharing a cabin with him, except she thinks he’s lactose intolerant. In Gary’s interview, he says he feels like they have best friend chemistry. If you marry someone or get together with them, you want to be best friends. When they’re in the same room, he feels better. Danni says she doesn’t know what Studio 50 is. Apparently, she’s never heard of Studio 54, since Studio 50 is primary Ronnie’s birthday spin on it . Ronnie watches Danni decorate and says she doesn’t want any black. Gold and black means over the hill. She’s seen that at Walgreens. Guest Ren says, yet she wears black, and in Danni’s interview, she says, who hates black? This is pissing her off. Ronnie suggests gold and white, and says, rose gold would have nailed it. No. What would have nailed it was her putting that on her preference sheet.

In Captain Glenn’s interview, she says, sailing can be dangerous, so it’s good to have a patron saint. The St. Carmen festival is all about asking for protection on the high seas. He doesn’t know if he’s a true believer, but why tempt fate? After the jellyfish, the guests need all the protection they can get. Geez. It wasn’t the Kraken. The guests leave with Gary and Chase, and they go to where there are a million boats on the water. A yacht with the statue of St. Carmen goes by, and Ronnie yells at someone to move so she can get a picture. In Chase’s interview, he says he has no idea what’s going on, but Carmen is a popular lady who’s difficult to take a picture of. Another guest says, they’re all here to wish Ronnie a happy birthday. The guests come back and tell Daisy that it was so much fun. They must be drunk already because it looked hella boring.

Daisy is nervous about the timing, but Cloyce says he’s ready. In Cloyce’s interview, he says, last night, he and Daisy had communication issues. We flash back to that, and he says, the chief stew and chef are like a marriage. They have to adapt to each other’s differences and overcome them to accomplish a mission. Happy wife, happy life. Gary tells Chase that his mouth gets worse when he’s drinking, and he’s alienated people on the boat already. In the galley, Cloyce says, it’s going to be a long one, but Diane tells him, don’t say that. Guest Kate says, Studio 54, here we come, even though the sign clearly says, Studio 50. Why can no one get this right? In Daisy’s interview, she says, every meal with Cloyce is a bloody roller coaster. Please be a good meal. She sees that Keith has typed out the skit, and Gary practices a horse galloping sound. Cloyce makes a smoke bomb under the cloches for the main dish. In Keith’s interview, he says he’s trying to figure out how to salvage the charter. If they can make the guests laugh, they can turn this around.

After the entrée, Daisy announces the skit, and Keith says, this is a story about something that happened on this trip. Gary pretends to be Ronnie in a wig and sparkly tube top, and Keith says, she was mastering a flight board when a great beast emerged. Someone (Davide?) has an umbrella over his head and wears streamers, pretending to be a jellyfish, and Ronnie/Gary says, not today. Get back. It’s my bloody 50th and nothing is going to stop me from dancing all night. The jellyfish slinks away, and Ronnie/Gary says she’s ready for a night on the town with her group of absolute diamonds. Happy Birthday. The cake comes out and it’s elegant perfection. Ronnie says, they’ve outdone themselves, and in Keith’s interview, he says he thinks he’s a modern-day Shakespeare. The Dr. Suess of the sea. Diana whines again about the schedule, and Daisy says, never mind. She’ll do it. In Daisy’s interview, she says, Diana has a sense of entitlement. That’s why she has to do the job. She wants to show them that she can do what she’s asked them to do. That being said, she’s pissed.  

In Diana’s interview, she says, this is bullsh*t. She was going to do the job. Daisy is just being a martyr and will act like it’s a huge favor. It’s Daisy’s mistake because of not enough planning. The guests leave for the club, and Cloyce gets the dough ready. At 5 am, the guests come back, and Daisy tells Cloyce that she can’t be bothered with this nightclub crap. Cloyce asks, how’s the vibe? and she says, quiet. He says, if he was a drunken hot mommy, he’d be happy. He makes pizza, along with some other Italian dishes, and the guests shove noodles, pizza, and nachos in their mouths. Daisy tells Cloyce that she got the impression the guests regretted the food, and the guests go to bed. In Keith’s interview, he says he loves Gary, but Gary needs to know when to dial back the fun. He thinks Daisy is more mature.

En route to Igy Marina. They dock and the guests pack. Diana tells Chase, after the season, she’s going to Portugal. There are no yachties there. In Chase’s interview, he says he thinks there’s more to Diana than meets the eye. He didn’t come in looking for a boatmance, but Diana is stunning, and he wants to see what happens. As they’re talking, Danni keeps coming in and asking Diana where various things are. In Diana’s interview, she says, what the f***? and Danni says she’s sorry for interrupting. In her interview, Diana says, Danni has been on the boat for a while. She knows what she’s doing and out of nowhere, she’s forgetting where things are.

The crew and guests say their goodbyes, and Ronnie says, it was marvelous, one hell of a trip. She says she appreciates them and gives Captain Glenn the envelope. As they leave, he blows the horn, and Gary says he thinks it went well. Diana hugs Chase, who says he had a long day yesterday. Daisy has a stew meeting, and Danni says, it was crazy, but they managed. Daisy says, they seemed stoked. Keep the energy. She always has a system, and they seemed annoyed when she tried it with breaks, asking why someone else got so many hours. It might not always make sense, but there’s thought behind it. It’s time for the tip meeting, and Captain Glenn says, unfortunately, the primary was attacked by a jellyfish. Way to go handling the sting. It was an absolutely perfect response. The deck team is jelling and working well. Gary welcomes Chase, and the captain says, the tip is $24K or 2296 euros each. They have champagne, and the crew gets dressed to go out. Daisy asks if Gary is going to be on his best behavior, and he says he’s not drinking. She says, new day, new you? and he says he thinks so. In Gary’s interview, he says, alcohol is not his friend. He drinks to escape or because he doesn’t want to kill the vibe. In Daisy’s interview, she says, if Gary is trying to grow and change, she’s behind it, but doesn’t see it lasting. In his interview, Gary says he’s not going to let alcohol control his life like it’s controlled the last 14 years, and in her interview, Daisy says she doesn’t think it’s going to last through dinner.

Chase thinks Davide looks like Sigfried and Roy and he’s right. In Diana’s interview, she says, Chase is hot and nice, but she dates people who end up treating her like sh*t. Her ex was a narcissist and when they broke up, she put up huge walls to protect herself. She’s still guarded, but Chase doesn’t seem like a f*** boy and she’s ready to be treated like a human. They take a couple of taxis to an absolutely gorgeous restaurant where they sit outside. Gary looks like he’s jonesing for a drink already, and Chase says he wants to go adequately crazy. Daisy says, Cloyce is living his best life, and Gary orders a mocktail. He says he’s going to have a chill night, and Daisy says she thinks it’s amazing. She’ll be his emotional supporter. Magnificent food porn comes out that I badly want to sample. Cloyce tells Daisy that he bets a lot of people are interested in a taste of Ireland, and everyone clinks glasses. On the boat, Captain Glenn exercises with elastic bands and does a couple of jumping jacks. He says, that’s his exercise for the year. I tried using those bands once and ended up slapping myself in the face with one.

At the restaurant, the crew drinks and drinks and drinks, and Gary looks pissed off. Chase leaves the table, and Daisy asks, what’s happening with Diana and Chase? Diana says, nothing, and Daisy says she thinks they’re sweet together. Would Diana make out with him? Diana says, probably yes, and Daisy asks how Gary feels sober. Is it enlightening? Gary says, they’re not that bad, and they all toast to vibes. In Gary’s interview, he says he hasn’t experienced this before. Everyone is sloppy and slurring their words. He’s probably worse, so he can only imagine. They go back to the boat, and Daisy says she feels she and Keith are kindred spirits. They all take shots in the jacuzzi, except for Gary who goes to bed. Davide asks what he’s doing, and Gary says he’s going to chill. Go. Have a good time. In his interview, Gary says, inside, he knows he’s lovable. He doesn’t need alcohol. He tells Davide, maybe it’s a lesson. He needs to learn how to say no and stop himself from continuing down that road. Davide says he understands, and Gary tells him not to do anything stupid.  

Davide has to bodyshot Cloyce and says he wants more. Yuk. They play a few stupid games, then Daisy says, they have to recreate their favorite movie scene make out. Danni chooses The Notebook, and she and Chase make out. In Diana’s interview, she says, what the f***? Danni gets on top of Chase in the jacuzzi, and Chase suggests they leave. They get out of the hot tub and go downstairs. Cloyce says, she’s having her walk of shame before, and Diana says she hates Ibiza. Chase and Danni go into the master cabin, and Danni admits she’s been there once before with someone else, but they didn’t do anything. Chase says he appreciates her telling him. Daisy says she thought Diana and Chase were vibing, and in her interview, Diana says, when you’re on a boat, all your life is these people. When you connect with someone and now they connect with someone else, you’re alone. She tells Daisy that Danni is obsessed with Chase and goes to sit in the wheelhouse. She says, it’s frustrating. It’s like she doesn’t belong anywhere.

To all the single ladies. Guys come and go, but girlfriends are forever. Don’t do this to each other.

Next time, Gary asks Daisy if they have a relationship; Daisy thinks the guests will be high maintenance; and Glenn talks with the guests.

🚑 Exit Interview…

He’s taking it well, although I see him as a Lifetime/Hallmark success.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/evan-hofer-opens-up-about-leaving-general-hospital

🧼 Opening the Gates…

This looks really good. I’m hoping it sticks. It’s going to be on at 2 pm EST, so no conflict with GH.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/beyond-the-gates/watch-the-first-preview-of-new-cbs-soap-beyond-the-gates

https://ew.com/beyond-the-gates-trailer-first-black-daytime-soap-in-35-years-8762458

🎄 Get Started…

There’s over 100 new Christmas movies airing. Better get moving on that.

https://ew.com/how-to-watch-christmas-movies-2024-8728376

There’s also the ones on constant rotation throughout the season. Like Elf, Christmas with the Kranks, and the classic National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

https://ew.com/national-lampoons-christmas-vacation-cast-then-now-8761993

🦉 Comics In the Wild…

Comedy, it’s not just for humans anymore.

https://people.com/nikon-comedy-wildlife-awards-winners-funniest-photos-8761534

🌝 Brightly Shone the Moon That Night…

Make a return trip tomorrow for soap and a dose of reality. Until then, stay safe; stay never arriving empty-handed as a guest (even if the host says the standard, just bring yourself); and stay ordering a mocktail if alcohol is not your friend.

July 9, 2024 – Cody Tells Mac That He Lied About the DNA Test, Sudsy Newsflash, Just a Preview, Messy New Jersey, Shocking, Have Some Brisket & Born

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts, recaps, and the whole GH enchilada on Fridays)

General Hospital

Sorry, I missed the beginning, but it’s always just a bit of a rehash. Basically, Drew told Willow that in another time and place, they might have meant something to each other.

Nina tells Michael that, more than anything, she wants a relationship with her daughter and grandchildren. If they continue to be at odds, that won’t happen. That’s enough motivation, but she also loves her job at Crimson, especially after being at The Invader. She’d be an idiot to continue to antagonize Aurora’s CFO. Curtis says, they share family, but they also have a similar work ethic. They’re professionals and damn good at their jobs. Their work is interdependent, they need each other, and Aurora needs them both. Michael says he’s starting to believe that, and he’s willing to put down the past and focus on the here and now. Curtis says, and hopefully, the future, and Michael says, and not just at Aurora. He’s a husband and father, and doesn’t want Willow feeling torn. Whatever she decides, he’s on board. Willow’s happiness is his top priority.

Portia says, while Laura is defending Heather’s rights, how does she know Heather won’t come after Portia’s family? Laura says, the law is for everyone, including the people they hate, but Portia says, it’s not about the law. It’s about Laura feeling bad for a family member who’s locked up. It’s uncomfortable, and sitting in discomfort is hard, but so is fearing for her daughter’s life. Elizabeth comes in and asks if they’ve seen Aiden… Clearly, she’s interrupting. Portia says, Laura’s got backup. Elizabeth came just in time to take her side.

Drew says, that was a rotten thing for him to say, but Willow says, that they might have meant something to each other under different circumstances doesn’t sound rotten. Drew says, it’s a trap when you think of things that might have been. You don’t mess up, and everyone does and says the right things. You don’t doubt your choices. When they met, Willow was already in love with Michael. Willow says she loves Michael so much, she can’t believe she did that, but Drew tells her not to put it all on her. They had a couple of drinks and got caught up in the fireworks and the proximity, and probably a little bit of election enthusiasm. Things happen. She says, it’s not the end of the world, and he says, it’s not even the end of the day. It happened, it’s over, and it will never happen again. Willow says, ever, and Drew says, they’re on the same page. Michael, Curtis, and Nina come in, and Michael says, coincidentally, them too.

Gio joins Trina and Josslyn at the boathouse, and Josslyn asks how the concert was. Gio says, good, and tells them there’s food at the house, but Josslyn says, they’re still full. She offers him a beer, and he asks, how was the barbecue? Josslyn says, eventful. Drew Quartermaine announced he was running for congress. Gio says he thought it was Cain, and Trina says, it was, 24 hours ago. Her dad said Quartermaine has a higher recognition factor. Josslyn says, Drew brought back the mayor and the congressman, but it wasn’t all business. There were friends and family there. Gio asks why Sonny wasn’t here and wonders why he wasn’t invited. Josslyn says, maybe he was and didn’t come. Gio would have to ask the Quartermaines.  

Cody says he wants to be part of Mac’s family, but Mac says, he has an interesting way of showing it. Cody says he didn’t know how to tell Mac, and Mac says, so he actively lied. Cody says he’s not proud of it, and Mac says, what upsets him most was that Cody felt he couldn’t be honest. The worst part is that he lied to Felicia. He lied to Maxie, Georgie, James, and Bailey Lou. Everyone he claimed to give a damn about. Cody says he loves them, but Mac says, if he did, he wouldn’t treat them like that. Cody asks if it helps that it was killing him. He’s eternally sorry. Mac says, it doesn’t help. He doesn’t trust Cody. For all he knows, it’s just another lie. He walks away.

Portia says, Heather was Elizabeth’s mother-in-law. Of course (🍷) she agrees with Laura. Laura says, this conversation is over, and Portia says she’ll leave them with this. Heather Webber is a serial killer, and she has every reason to believe Trina was her target. If Laura thinks she’s going to allow Trina to be at risk again and continues to try and set Heather free, the next conversation they have will be in public. She walks out.

Drew says, he and Willow were just watching the fireworks and talking politics. What’s up? Curtis says, they had an impromptu meeting about Aurora, and Nina says, they’re putting aside their differences and moving forward. Michael says, it’s time to move forward, and Nina says, everything is aboveboard, and their agendas have been put to bed. Willow says, it’s a relief to hear that, and Drew says, it feels like a new beginning, a new era, a clean slate. Nina says, with endless possibilities, and Drew asks how this came about. Curtis says, in order to move smoothly, the CFO of Aurora and the Editor-in-Chief of Crimson need to be in the for same room more than two minutes. Portia runs in and tells Curtis that she needs to go home.

Elizabeth says she doesn’t think she’s ever seen Portia so angry, and Laura says she understands. She went through hell with Heather, then Esme, and is genuinely concerned about her daughter. Elizabeth says, Esme is gone, and strange as it is, Heather’s situation has changed. Laura says, thank God she can see that. Portia can’t and it surprised her. Elizabeth says, why? Because she’s a doctor? Laura says, Portia knows Heather was sick and knows the medical ramifications. She was there when they were figuring it out, but she won’t consider the possibility that once the poison left Heather’s body, she’s no longer as dangerous. Elizabeth says, it’s easier for Laura to see. All Portia sees is a monster who tried to hurt her child. It’s like her experience with Franco. She could look past the tumor, but his victims couldn’t and never forgave him. Laura says, she thinks Portia is the same way, but Elizabeth says she hopes not. She hopes Portia realizes she’s asking questions only the court can answer. It’s not up to them. That’s why they have laws. It’s supposed to be justice for all. Laura says, that’s all she’s been saying, and thanks Elizabeth for hearing it. Elizabeth hugs Laura and says she’s proud of her, and so are her grandkids. She leaves, and Laura wipes tears from her eyes.

Maxie goes to the stable and asks if Cody has seen James’s riding gloves. He needs them for his next lesson. He’s obsessed and keeps asking everyone to watch. He even asked the grocery bagger. Cody says he doesn’t think he should keep giving James lessons, and she asks, why not? Did he say or do something? Cody says, it’s nothing like that, and Maxie says, he can’t take the lessons away from her. It’s her only leverage. He says, Mac is furious with him, and she says, her Mac? That doesn’t sound like him. Cody says, he’s our Mac, and Maxie says, explain please. Cody says he’s been lying to all of them. He’s Mac’s son. Maxie says, but the DNA test… and Cody says he lied. Maxie says she can see it, and he says he totally lied and now Mac knows the truth. She says, now Mac is unhappy, but Cody says, that’s a massive understatement.

Gio says, it’s his first boathouse party, and Trina says she hopes not his last. He tells them, keep inviting him and he’ll keep showing up, and Josslyn asks what they do in Bensonhurst on the 4th. Gio says, they have a huge block party. Everyone within 10 blocks is a Cerullo or a Falconari. They’re big Italian families. Trina asks if his mom was from Italy, and he says, she was. It was her proudest moment to officially become a citizen. She told him to never take it for granted and he never does. Neither do his relatives. That’s why the 4th is a big deal. Trina says, it means something to his family.

Curtis asks if everything is okay, and Porta says she just needs to go home. Curtis tells Drew, congrats again, and Portia says, if he wants her vote, he needs to pledge to keep Heather Webber in prison, no matter what the mayor has to say. She and Curtis leave, and Willow says, Portia is a mom and entitled to her feelings. She tells Michael that she’s exhausted and suggests they round up the kids, but Michael says, the kids are staying here, so they can head back to the gatehouse when she’s ready. Willow says she’s happy Nina and Michael made up and Nina is helping with the campaign. It’s nice being on the same side again. Nina says she couldn’t agree more, and Willow leaves with Michael, glancing at Drew on her way out the door.  

Felicia says she’s been looking everywhere for Mac. What’s wrong? Mac says, Cody is his son, but she says, no, he’s not. He says, yes, he is, but she says, he can’t be. She did her own DNA test. She’ll explain the details later. Mac says, Cody must have doctored the results and lied the first time. She asks how he knows, and he says, Cody confessed to him. She says, he’s known all this time? and Mac says, and he never said a word. Cody gave him some convoluted excuse, but he was barely listening. She asks how he feels, and he says he’s furious. He has a son. Cody knew it and lied about it on purpose. She was right about him. He’s nothing but a grifter and must have some agenda for it coming to light now. She says, he really doesn’t think Cody needs a kidney or points removed from his driver’s license, but Mac says he can’t think of another reason. Can she?

Mac says, maybe Cody doesn’t need an internal organ, but he’s coming from some kind of angle. Felicia says, Cody is his kid, but Mac says, on paper only. Felicia says, it’s Cody’s loss. It’s sad really. Mac says he would have welcomed Cody to the family, and Felicia says, he did. Mac says, it would have taken adjusting, but he would have found a way to love him. Felicia says, of course (🍷), and Mac says, now it’s too late for that.

Maxie says she feels her brain melting. Why did Cody lie? Mac is the best father in the whole world. Cody says, at first, he thought he wanted money more than family. Pathetic, he knows. By the time he changed his mind, he didn’t know how to take back the lie. Maxie says, tell the truth? and Cody says he was afraid Mac would hate him, and guess what? He was right. Maxie says, Mac is upset. He doesn’t hate Cody. Cody says he wants her to know that he’s sorry he messed this up. They’re all a terrific family. She says, especially her. She’s a fantastic sister. He says, they’re not related, but she says, Mac is her father and that makes Cody her brother, and her kids his nieces and nephew. Cody says he loved teaching James, and Maxie says, when James finds out Cody is Mac’s son, he’s going to be over the moon. He tells her to hold off telling him until she talks to Mac. James is a good rider, and you can’t beat his enthusiasm. He wants her to know that he’s grateful for all their time together. She says she sees what he’s doing. If he thinks he’s going to get rid of them that easily, think again.

Gio says, it’s not just patriotic. It’s a reason for everyone to get together. Thanksgiving and Christmas are the same, but it’s cold. On the 4th, they’re all hanging out in the street. Josslyn asks if he’s been to the soft serve truck, and Trina says, it’s easy to overlook, but there’s nothing like it. Josslyn says, it’s usually parked by Rice Park. All they have is chocolate and vanilla in cones, but there’s nothing like a classic cone on a hot day. Trina says, it’s her afternoon treat when she’s at work, and Gio asks if there are any other Port Charles traditions he should know about. Josslyn says, one is about to start, the Country Club fireworks. Now that he’s done playing, he can relax and enjoy the view. He says, the company’s not bad either.

Curtis asks, what’s going on? and Portia says she had a chat with Laura. As long as Laura continues to help Heather to go free, she’s the enemy. And so is anybody who supports her, including Drew and the Quartermaines. (Ugh. I hate when Portia puts her self-righteous hat on. She also has a habit of what my dad called, crying before you’re hurt, and it’s annoying.)

Curtis says, to be clear, he wants Heather to stay locked up until the end of time and he’ll advocate for that, but it’s not his call. No more than it is hers. Portia asks why he’s not angry, and he asks, what good would it do? He’s on her side, but regardless of how they feel, it’s the court’s decision, not theirs. She says, that sounds like spin. Trina is his daughter. Doesn’t he care? Curtis says, it’s one thing for her to fight Heather. It’s another thing to fight him. She knows he wants his daughter to stay safe. She says, he’s not the one she’s mad at. She’s sorry. They hug.

Gio, Trina, and Josslyn watch the fireworks, and Gio says, beautiful. Trina asks how they rate compared to Bensonhurst, and he says, these are tame. She asks if he misses home, and he says he misses his family of course (🍷) and his neighborhood, where he knows everyone, and everyone knows him. But he needed a change, to try something new. He likes Port Charles. It’s the perfect fit. Josslyn lifts her beer bottle and says, to finding your place. Trina says, and making new friends, and the three of them clink beer bottles.

Maxie says, admit it. In Cody’s mind, he’s packing and saying his goodbyes. Don’t do it. He says he doesn’t see what choice he has, and she says, stay. She’s had lots of experience with huge lies and life wrecking mistakes. Running just makes it worse. She once pretended to be pregnant to get a guy to be in a relationship with her. She’ll tell him about it sometime. He needs to stay and process. Give Mac time and them time to adjust. Don’t leave, for Mac and Sasha and mostly himself. Promise. He says, okay, but she says she needs him to say the words. He says he promises, but she says, too vague. What exactly is he promising? He says, not to leave, and she says, he won’t regret it. He gives her James’s riding gloves and she leaves.

Nina asks Drew if she was dreaming just now. She never thought the day would come. He says he’s happy for her, and she says, maybe she’ll get to spend time with Wiley and Amelia, be part of the family, and he says, it’s looking that way. She thanks him with tears in her eyes, and says, he built a bridge between her and her daughter. She’ll be forever grateful. He says, she’s welcome and they kiss. (Wow. Is this getting messy or what?)

Sasha is having a glass of wine and sees Michael and Willow outside on the patio. Willow says, it’s a beautiful night, and Michael tells Willow that she’s gorgeous. They kiss, and Sasha watches, flashing back to seeing Willow and Drew kissing.

Tomorrow, Sasha says, if Cody leaves, he’ll have a lot more than Maxie to worry about; Felicia wants to be wrong; and Ava says she’ll do what she wants.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

He might be gone, but he’ll never be forgotten. I still live in hope that he’ll be back. It’s happened before.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/michael-easton-pays-tribute-to-his-gh-leading-ladies

A super soap spy couple reunites.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ian-buchanan-and-finola-hughes-reunite-in-london

Sad news.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/general-hospital-star-doug-sheehan-dead-at-75

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/gh-ryans-hope-and-loving-producer-joseph-hardy-dead-at-95

Happier news.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ghs-kate-mansi-is-engaged-to-matt-mcinnis

🐪 No Camel, Preview…

As of this posting, there was zilch on tonight’s RHODubai, but here’s a taste.

👠 They’re Not Wrong…

For once, Andy is not to blame… totally.

Me too.

Case in point.

Just for fun.

⛵️ Over the Bounding Reef…

Well, he isn’t exactly known for keeping to the rule book.

🐕 The Lassie Of His Generation…

Meet Brisket.

https://paradepets.com/pet-news/glen-powell-rescue-dog-brisket-twisters

Oh, there’s a dude in the photo? Seriously though, no on the pants like that.

https://people.com/glen-powell-shares-steamy-photo-instagram-post-about-dog-brisket-8674643

🥏 Tell Me More, Tell Me More…

Join me tomorrow for soap, and the latest in Listing and Dubai (I hope). Until then, stay safe; stay not bringing uninvited guests or pets to someone else’s event or party without asking permission; and stay being willing to put down the past and focus on the here and now, and hopefully, the future

July 1, 2024 – Ava Releases a Bombshell Via Adrian, Newlyweds For the Ninth Time On Deck & Asbury

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts, recaps, and the whole GH enchilada on Fridays)

General Hospital

Drew and Nina argue about what she needs for Paris Fashion Week, and he says, it’s not like they focus on one brand. Alexis comes in and says, Nina’s office said Nina was here, and Drew says, she’s always here. Nina suggests she wouldn’t be if he’d do his job instead of getting in the way of hers, and Drew asks if Nina has forgotten that he’s her boss. Nina tells Alexis that she’s in the middle of something, but Alexis says, it’s important. Nina says, it will have to wait. She’s busy. Or has Alexis forgotten Nina is her boss? Alexis says, not anymore.

In Maxie’s office, Scotty says, don’t be surprised if Natalia plays hardball anyway, and Lucy says, this is the fourth addendum to Blaze’s contract. Natalia brings new meaning to the term momager. She hopes Lois doesn’t screw it up. Lois walks in and says she thought that was Lucy’s job.  

Blaze finds the phone she’s been looking for, and Kristina asks if that means they can have breakfast. Blaze says she has to get to Deception before her mother gets there and she needs to pull her back. Kristina says, Natalia has Blaze’s best interests at heart, and Blaze says, that’s what Natalia thinks, but that’s not always the same thing. She leaves.

Gio sees Sonny and Avery come to the pool. Avery goes over to Josslyn, and Sonny asks if the Quartermaines are driving him crazy. Gio says, they’ve been great, and the grounds are so big, he can practice without bothering anyone. Sonny says, Gio’s practicing never bothers him, but Gio says, Sonny is biased. He has his living and work situations together, and he has new neighbors. Josslyn and Trina are moving into an apartment on the grounds.

Trina goes to see Ava at the hotel, bringing her the proofs for Harriet Nakaya. Ava says, the borders still aren’t right, and Harriet is particular. They’ll have to do it again. Trina says she’ll relay the message and asks if Ava needs anything else. Ava says she needs Trina to tell her everything Josslyn has ever told her about Sonny.

Lois says, Brook won’t be joining them, and Lucy asks, what’s more important than her job? Lois says, she’s needed elsewhere, and Maxie says she’s getting positive feedback on Lois’s department store appearances. Lois says she’s having a blast, and it’s getting her ready for her Home & Heart appearance. She was at Wyndam’s, when a woman raved to her about Blaze, and said how proud Lois must be. She thought Lois was Blaze’s mother. Can you imagine? Natalia walks in and says, no, she can’t.

Nina asks what has Alexis upset now, and Alexis thanks Nina for taking a job she didn’t love in the first place and making it a job she hates. She quits. Nina says, they have a contract, but Alexis says, on the contrary, they don’t. She never did. She and Shawn trusted each other. But if Nina wants to dispute that, it will be a cool warm up for her since she got her law license back. Drew says, congratulations, and Nina says, Alexis was born to argue, but it won’t be with her. Good luck and goodbye. She’ll inform Adrian that he’s acting Editor-in-Chief effective immediately. She leaves, and Alexis says she thinks that went well. Drew says he enjoyed it, and Alexis says she’s not happy that DeWitt will be in charge. He’s been the bane of her existence. Drew says, she reframed The Invader and elevated the paper. She should feel proud. She says she does. It’s not Camelot, but there have been some shining moments. Drew says, watching her cut Nina down to size was the most fun he’s had all week.

Sonny thanks Josslyn for looking out for Gio, and she says, of course (🍷). He says, Gio is talented and he’s a special kid, and she asks, what’s his point? He says he’s known the Cerullos his whole life. Gio is family, and he thinks it’s best if Josslyn didn’t give Gio her personal views him. He thinks it’s better to just leave the subject out of the equation. Josslyn says, it’s clear Gio puts him on a pedestal, and she didn’t share her opinions with him. She regrets trying to open Kristina’s eyes about him. It wasn’t her place, and Sonny is her father. Kristina is entitled to those illusions, and she’s not making the same mistake twice. If Gio finds out the truth, it will be because of something Sonny did.

Trina says she doesn’t keep tabs on Sonny, but Ava says, she and Josslyn are close, and she’s spent time with Dex. There’s got to be something she can use to protect herself and Avery. Sonny said she could expect a call from his attorney, and that means he must be going for full custody. Trina needs to be her eyes and ears. Listen to Josslyn and pass on anything she says about Sonny. It’s only a matter of time before he tries to revoke their shared custody. He wants to take her baby from her, and she can’t let that happen.

Trina says, sorry. Josslyn never talks about Sonny. They avoid the subject and Josslyn has never given her any details. She’s sorry, but she’s afraid the only thing she can do for Ava is cover for her at the gallery and run errands. Ava says, let her know if she thinks of anything. Every little bit helps. Trina leaves.

Alexis visits Kristina and says she walked into Drew’s office, Nina was there, and she quit. Nina claimed they had a contract, but they don’t. Kristina says she’s happy for Alexis, but sad for Nina. Alexis is an asset and invaluable to the paper. Alexis says, Nina has her pet gossip columnist and doesn’t have to worry about the pesky truth now, and Kristina says, congratulations. This calls for a celebration – mimosas, hold the champagne. Alexis says, in other words, just orange juice, and Kristina goes to the kitchen. Alexis looks at the resumés on the coffee table.

Lois says she’s sure Natalia gets people fangirling and fanboying about Blaze, when Blaze comes in. She says she’s sorry she’s late. What did she miss? Natalia says, just an amusing story from Lois, and Lois says she’s having a ball. When people find out her daughter is Blaze’s manager, they ask for her autograph. Blaze says, people ask her if Lois is her mother, and Maxie suggests they wrap things up. Lucy says, they’re fortunate to have both Blaze and Lois representing Deception. It was one of her more inspired ideas… She didn’t mean to imply she came up with it by herself, and Maxie reminds her what happened the last time she did that. Her appearance on Home & Heart led to their lowest sales ever. Not only is Lois gorgeous, but she’s warm and approachable. They’re lucky to have her. Natalia asks if they can finalize the addendum to her daughter’s contract.

Jordan tells Drew that she just got back from a conference in DC where she was subbing for Laura, and she heard internal rumblings. Is it true he’s running for McConkey’s seat? Drew says he didn’t think it would come out so soon. He was planning on July 4th. As soon as his name change goes through, he’s getting yard signs. She says, Congressman Quartermain has a nice ring to it. He’s full of surprises. He says he’s not bailing on the esplanade, and she asks if he’s running to raise his profile or does he plan to win.

Trina finds Josslyn at the pool, and tells her, don’t look up. Ava has a room overlooking the pool and just made her very uncomfortable. Josslyn asks, what happened? and Trina says, Ava was wound up. She thinks Sonny is going to file for full custody. Josslyn says, there are certain things they shouldn’t talk about, and Ava is one of them, but Trina tells her to say what she’s thinking. Josslyn says, it’s going to sound ironic, but she thinks Avery is better off with her dad. Trina says, Ava’s been supportive and loving to her and she thinks of Ava as a close friend, but the Ava she’s been seeing lately is like the one Spencer used to talk about. Josslyn says she’s sorry Trina got dragged into this, but Trina says she feels bad for Josslyn’s sister. She’s in the middle.

Adrian goes to Ava’s room, and says he’s not accustomed to being summoned. He hopes this covert visit is worth the hype. What does she have for him? Ava asks what he knows about Natalia Rameriz, and he says, she’s popstar Blaze’s mom. Ava says, she’s controlling, insufferable, hypocritical, and not politically correct. Did he get the audio file she sent him? He says he hasn’t had time to listen to it, and plays it. We hear Natalia say that she’s not a prude. What people do behind closed doors is their own business, but she thinks gay people, or whatever alphabet soup they’re calling themselves these days, are flighty and not serious about life. Kristina is going to be pregnant for nine months and just hand the baby over. It seems like Kristina and Blaze think it would be fun to have a baby as long as there’s not hard work and they don’t have to be serious about it.

Drew says he fully intends on winning the seat, and Jordan says, he has her full support. He says he appreciates her input, and she says, it comes down to one name, Chelsea Grimes. She should not be considered a serious candidate, but her numbers are up, and her campaign is picking up steam. She’s an absolute terror. She’s out for herself and will do or say anything to get power. She’ll be a distraction in congress and a waste of a seat. She has to be stopped at any cost. Drew asks if she has any advice, and she says, start his campaign, with or without yard signs.

Kristina toasts to her accomplished mother and her bright legal future ahead. What’s next? Alexis asks why Kristina is looking at resumés, and Kristina says she’s looking for a replacement to fill in for her when she goes on maternity leave. It’s overwhelming. Some candidates have master’s degrees in social work and decades of experience. She’s figuring it out as she goes and learning on the job. Alexis says, the center exists because of Kristina. She’s sorry about the delays, but that stuff happens. Kristina says, it’s ironic. The center is finally opening its doors right when she’s taking a leave of absence.

Gio asks if Trina is going in for a dip, but Trina says, Ava needed to see proofs. She shows him one of them, and he says he figured it would just say, live music. He didn’t think he’d be credited. She did this? She asks if his name is spelled correctly, and he says, it’s all good. He lucked out. He moved here and met the nicest people in the first month. She says she got him the gig at the gallery, but she can’t do a thing about the pool, and he says he assumes that means he should get back to work. He leaves, and she watches him as he goes.

Scotty suggests they get this show on the road, and Maxie says, the new ad campaign with Blaze is fantastic. And they’ve had a great response to the division of duties. Blaze and Lois each reach a different segment of their market. They’re happy to accommodate the addendum. Scotty says, the third time’s the charm, and Lucy says, it’s the fourth.

Adrian listens as Natalia says she tries to be open minded, but if her way of thinking is considered old-fashioned, so be it. Adrian asks Ava if this is legit and hasn’t been doctored, and Ava says, it’s the real deal, or rather, the real Natalia Rameriz. He can have the recording, as long as she’s assured none of it tracks back to her. He says he always protects his sources. Isn’t Natalia’s daughter the new Face of Deception, a company that’s supposed to be socially conscious?  Ava wonders if Adrian will encounter some resistance from Alexis, but he says, her timing couldn’t be more perfect. Alexis is gone as of this morning, and he’s the new Editor-in-Chief. They have an anonymous tip line, so send the file there, and stay tuned to her laptop for a smoking hot story going live today. He kisses her hand and calls the copy department as he goes out the door. He leaves, and Ava says, the pleasure’s all hers.

Nina walks into Drew’s office and says she’s so sorry. She didn’t know they were having a meeting. Is this about the docks project? She’ll come back. Jordan says, no need. She was wrapping up some things at city hall and stopped by to fact check. Drew says, Nina knows about the campaign. He promises an announcement soon. And when he’s elected, she can expect their project to move faster. Jordan says, Congressman Quartermaine. She looks forward to his yard signs and buttons. She leaves, and Nina says, Congressman Quartermaine?

Kristina tells Alexis, it’s been a lot to handle. Now her due date and the opening of the center are both in August. The timing’s not great. Alexis asks if Kristina thinks she’s not entitled to maternity leave because she’s not raising the baby, because that’s not the case. Even as a surrogate, she’s entitled to leave. Kristina says, that’s why she’s looking for a replacement, and Alexis asks, what isn’t she saying? Kristina says, she’ll be away, giving birth to a child she’s carried for nine months that was never meant to be hers.

Maxie says, what Lucy meant to say is, Natalia is diligent, but Natalia says, that’s okay. She’s not apologizing for the care she takes with her daughter’s career, and this meeting is validation that her effort has been successful. Blaze says, her mother has her best interests at heart, and Scotty says he’s drafted a new version that addresses her concerns. He thinks they’ll find it acceptable. Natalia looks at the revision and says, no. This is awful. It’s not what they agreed to.

Ava comes down to the pool, and Josslyn asks if Gio wants to help Sonny. He says, sure, and she tells him to follow her lead. She tells Avery that ice cream is being served in the Garden. She can’t take Avery because she has to watch the pool, but Gio can. Sonny tells Avery that he’s known Gio since he was smaller than her, and Ava says, it’s fine by her (like anyone asked). Gio tells Avery that he can get her extra sprinkles. He knows a guy. They leave, and Ava says she was watching from her balcony and saw them. Avery is becoming a strong swimmer. Sonny says he showed Ava the door because he didn’t want to see her face anymore. Not at his place, not here, not anywhere.

Drew asks if Nina is still harping on Fashion Week. She can have two editors and two photographers. She says, thank you, Mr. Quartermaine. She appreciates his generosity and thinks the name change definitely raises his recognition factor. He says he didn’t expect her to support him, but she says, she backed him to be put in that spot. He says, she extracted her quid pro quo quickly, and she says she told McConkey that he would be a great representative and she thinks he’ll do well in Washington. She’s all in to get him elected and is ready and willing to support him. If she knew what she was doing, she’d offer to be his campaign manager. He asks why she’s helping him.

Kristina says, reality is hitting. She’s planning maternity leave, but not as a mother, just a surrogate. She cries, and says, now that she’s experiencing it and it’s coming to an end, she’s thinking it’s exactly what Alexis and Sam warned her about. Her body and her hormones don’t know the difference. She keeps thinking, if things go according to plan, and Molly and TJ stay together and raise the baby, are they going to miss her? Will they think about her? Will they know the woman holding them isn’t the one who gave birth to them? Does it matter? She can’t stop thinking, what’s going to happen to her? What is she supposed to do? Just bounce back, work to get her body back in shape, and go on like nothing happened? Alexis says, no one expects that, and Kristina says, as it gets closer to the due date… That’s another thought. Is the due date hers, or is it really Molly and TJ’s and she’s just the person doing the labor? Alexis says, it’s definitely hers, and Kristina says she’s sorry. She’s spinning a little and knows Alexis warned her. she doesn’t want to be a disappointment. Alexis tears up, says she’s so proud of Kristina she could cry, and hugs her.  

Lucy asks, what’s the problem now? and Maxie asks, what specifically are Natalia’s concerns? Scotty says, Blaze told them that she’d do interview as long as she knew the questions ahead of time. What’s the problem? Natalia asks where video interviews enter into it, and he tells her, welcome to the 21st century. Maxie’s phone keeps going off with alerts, and Lucy says, that’s how you build followers. She should know. She has quite a few. Natalia asks if Maxie can turn her phone off, but Maxie says she gets an alert every time Deception is in the news. Lucy says, they’re probably trending. She crafted a particularly good motivational post this morning. It’s about authenticity. Maxie suggests they just continue, starting with page one, paragraph three.

Ava says she doesn’t want any trouble. She just came down to say, hello. No harm in that, right? Sonny says, as long as they understand each other, and she says she does, but maybe he doesn’t. He needs to be careful. If he’s thinking about taking her daughter from her, it will go worse for him than he can imagine.

Nina says she and Drew have managed to get along. Clearly, he’s committed to this if he’s changing his name. Maybe it will help. He says, she’s all about public service, and she says she’s desperate to have a relationship with her daughter, but she does believe in him. He’s no worse than most politicians and vastly preferred to his opponent. Stop questioning her motives. He’s going to need all the help he can get.

Alexis says, Kristina volunteered to have her sister’s baby. it was incredibly generous. She’s opening the LGBTQ – did she get that right? – center for youth, which is an incredibly generous act. She has the biggest heart. Kristina says, because she’s been loved, accepted, and supported. Her dad always made her feel important and accepted. Alexis asks why he wouldn’t. She’s so damn fabulous. She hugs Alexis and says, that’s her girl.

Josslyn watches as Sonny asks if Ava is threatening him, and Ava says, it’s not a threat; it’s a promise. (What does that even mean anyway?) Did he forget who she is and what she’s capable of? She suggests he remember quickly. Avery is her daughter, and she’ll do whatever she has to in order to make sure she stays in Avery’s life. Some of her history is questionable, but in some respects, his is worse. Can he afford the kind of trouble she can make for him?

Maxie’s phone continues to blow up, and Natalia suggests they reschedule. Scotty says he’s revised it four times; he can draft a fifth. Lucy wants to get it done now and tells Maxie to turn off her phone. Maxie looks at it and Lucy says, it must be because Deception is having so much success. Maxie sees Blaze’s picture and the headline, The Face of Her Daughter’s Deception. She scrolls down and sees Natalia’s picture along with the audio file. She says, oh my God.

Tomorrow, Maxie says, Natalia needs to get with the program or kick rocks; Ava tells someone on the phone that they can’t risk being seen together; and Sonny tells someone, that means there’s a target on their back.

Below Deck Mediterranean

The crew heads back to the boat, and Ellie says she’s feeling a vibe with Joe. Gael’s boyfriend whines to her in a text that he’s feeling hurt. Aesha says, bikinis, jacuzzi now, and Ellie says she doesn’t want to do something she regrets. In her interview, she says, you don’t get to drive a Lamborghini for nothing. You have to put in the work. Gael tells her boyfriend that she’s sorry she’s not doing more to make him comfortable. He sounds like a d*ck. Iain says he has a huge little toenail, and in Nathan’s interview, he says he’d rather spend time with Gael, but he’s talking to Iain about his f***ing toes. Joe and Bri stare at each other, and in Aesha’s interview, she says, they have f*** me eyes. It’s enough for her to say, time for bed. Everyone wanders off, and Joe asks if he and Bri are the only ones left. Bri says, they’re the last men standing. Nathan admires his own ass and tells Gael to squeeze it. That’s a hard no, and he and Iain want her to decide who has the best ass. Gael gives Nathan a strawberry. Nathan wonders if they should be nosy, and they sneak downstairs. Bri and Joe are kissing in the hot tub, and Bri takes her top off. Ellie is sleeping, and Gael’s boyfriend gets all emo. In her interview, Gael says, she knows she should put the relationship first, but she wants him to have her back and he’s pushing her away. She’s beating herself up over Nathan. Joe goes back to his bunk, and in Bri’s interview, she says, now they’ll carry on like normal, like nothing happened.

Ellie asks if Bri and Joe had sex, but Bri’s not saying. In Ellie’s interview, she says she feels snaked by Bri. Bri doesn’t give a f*** about her feelings, and it’s irritating. In Joe’s interview, he says, there’s no tension. His door is open even for Captain Sandy. News flash. Captain Sandy’s door ain’t opening for him. In the morning, Aesha tells the stews that she wants everything turned over, and Jono calls his boyfriend David. He says, the guests on the last charter didn’t like his food. He was shocked at the feedback and feels like he’s going to be fired or shouldn’t be here. He’s doubting himself. In his interview, he says, it’s a skill. Sometimes, you take it with a grain of salt, sometimes a boulder. You have to learn how to carry it. Norma texts the captain, saying, a chef will be available in two days. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she says, she thinks Jono knows her expectations. He has to perform. Otherwise, she’ll replace him. In Nathan’s interview, he says he likes Gael, but he’s not pushing it. He’s letting her call the shots, and if she wants to do it, they’re on the same team.

It’s time for the preference sheet meeting. The primary is Brittany Brower, a former fashion model turned stay at home mom from Tampa, Florida. The captain says, they may have seen Brittany and her friends on TV, but don’t fan out. Jono reads that they want five tins of beluga caviar, nothing gamy, and no melons except watermelon. There are also other restrictions, yet Brittany says she’ll eat anything, and they laugh. In Jono’s interview, he says, after the last charter, he was looking for less picky guests. Aesha reads that guests Marsha and Big Daddy Dean would like the captain to help them renew their vows in a silly, fun, ancient Greek themed ceremony. The captain says, no chicken and no guests floating away in a boat. Gael tells Aesha that she’s scared, and Aesha asks if she wants a cuddle. She gets in Aesha’s bunk, and says, she and her boyfriend had a fight. Aesha says, it’s hard when they’re here and it’s just a phone call, and in her interview, she says she feels for Gael. It’s intense. This thing with Gael’s boyfriend is making Gael upset and it’s too much. Bri asks Ellie if everything is okay between them, but Ellie says, not 100%. She made it clear that she wanted to pursue Joe, but Bri thought, f*** that, and did her own thing. If Bri hadn’t had Ellie’s training, she’d be in a different situation, but after that, Bri gave zero f***s about her. She broke girl code with a random guy.

Ellie says she’d never break a friendship over a random f***ing guy, and Bri says, if she’d known, she never would have done it. Ellie says, it was a snake move, but Bri says she was never snaky. Ellie says, Bri genuinely hurt her, and in Bri’s interview, she says, the last thing she wants is to be called a snake. She never does anything with – she has trouble with the word and a producer has to help her – malice. Bri says, if she’d known it would be like this, she wouldn’t have done it, and Ellie says, it’s changed the relationship completely. She’s done. She’s moving on. She walks out, and Bri call outs that she appreciates Ellie. Bri finds Joe and tells him that she f***ed up and she’s feeling sh*tty. Joe says he’s sorry, and in his interview, he says he’s got to be careful. He’s a magnet for chaos and doesn’t want to complicate things within a department. Bri decides to sleep in the crew mess, and when Nathan sees her, he says, what the f***? In his interview, he says, the charter is having a bit of drama, and he loves it. He tells Joe, and they laugh. Joe says, it’s pathetic, and tells Nathan to ask Bri to come here. Joe makes a place on the floor for her to sleep, and in his interview, he says, if he can provide comfort, so be it, but he doesn’t want it to be an ongoing thing.

The captain calls Iain to the bridge. She tells him that he needs to step it up. She wants the deck team to be happy, but they need to stop making rookie mistakes. We flash back to some of their mistakes, and captain Sandy says, they look like amateurs. In Ellie’s interview, she says she didn’t hear Bri come in last night. She has no compassion. She can sleep wherever she wants. Aesha tells the stews to make the beds and smash the cabins out. One of the guests is going to renew their vows with a fun, silly, ancient Greek themed wedding, and they also have to do a runway show with the yacht crew. She wants to not just maintain the standard, but improve it. In Iain’s interview, he says, the last charter was a nightmare. He’s almost like a motivational speaker with the deck team. Are we ready for today? He’s got to build them up. Aesha shows Captain Sandy her thumb and points out a sign of infection. She says, it feels like she still has glass in there, and the captain says she’s sending Aesha ashore to the doctor. She’ll get her car service. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she says, if Aesha can’t work the charter, it will be catastrophic. The last charter, the chef wasn’t the greatest and Bri is still getting her feet wet. She doesn’t want the interior to fall apart. Aesha tells the stews about her thumb, and says, if she’s not back, Ellie should do the welcome drinks. In Aesha’s interview, she says, the guests are coming in three hours. It’s not much time to go to a Greek hospital to get this looked at and come back.

Provisions come in, and Ellie tells the deckhands to put the alcohol on the sundeck. In Ellie’s interview, she says, what the f***? Bri is calling the shots and making decisions. She tells Bri that she’s overriding her, and it needs to stop. It would be like her giving Aesha instructions. It’s not Bri’s place and it’s disrespectful. In Bri’s interview, she says she thinks Ellie might think she’s trying to compete with her, but that’s not the case. Ellie is focused on the hierarchy. Just talk nice to her. Ellie asks Bri to throw out the rotted citrus, but Bri says, that’s not a priority for her. Aesha said to clean up the laundry. In her interview, Bri says she’ll show Ellie hierarchy, and in Ellie’s interview, she says, that Bri is feeling this empowered to speak to her this way is shocking. Bri’s job is to support her. Ellie tells Jono that she asked Bri to do the citrus, but Bri said it wasn’t a priority. She’s playing with fire. Jono says, it’s getting hot in here. Thanks for the earworm, Jono! In Joe’s interview, he says, management isn’t Iain’s strong point. Bri says she might burst into tears. There’s unnecessary drama on the yacht. Jono says, it’s crazy. Ellie is going to be spicy. Bri says she’s going to be passive/aggressive spicy, and the captain overhears. She asks what Bri means by that, and Bri says, she’ll be angry, but do the right thing. (Right.) The drama is affecting her. Captain Sandy says, they all get tired sometimes and people can say things with a sharp tongue. Bri says, not everyone likes her, and the captain says, but she’s so likeable. They laugh, and the captain says, she’ll be fine and can come to the bridge anytime. In the captain’s interview, she says she has to make sure Bri is okay. It’s charter three and the wheels are falling off. She doesn’t need details. It’s not her business until it becomes her business. Bri needs to go to Aesha.

Aesha comes back and shows Captain Sandy the glass in a little plastic bag. The captain says, she didn’t feel it? and Aesha says she was trying to ignore it. She has to keep the bandage on for two days and can’t get it wet. The captain says she caught Bri having a moment and Aesha needs to talk to her. Aesha finds Bri and asks if she wants to talk. Bri says she got overwhelmed and told the deckhands to put the alcohol on the sundeck. Ellie told her to stop calling the shots. She’s the third stew. There’s an awkward vibe and she feels like Ellie is power tripping. She’s trying to stay positive and not take it to heart. Aesha says, Ellie is here to help guide Bri, not boss her around in a way that makes her feel upset. In Aesha’s interview, she says, the charter is already intense. Don’t screw the crew if you can’t emotionally handle it. She asks if Bri wants her to speak with Ellie, and Bri says she does. The captain radios that the guests are coming in 30 minutes, and Aesha tells Ellie that Bri feels like she’s having a power trip, but Ellie says she doesn’t need to power trip. It’s a large team. She thinks Bri is playing the victim, but she’s not easily manipulated. The captain radios for the crew to meet in ten minutes, and Ellie says she’s not going to be upset and argue.

Ellie tells Aesha that Bri’s attitude is disrespectful. She wouldn’t tell Aesha what to do, and there are certain things Bri doesn’t understand. In Aesha’s interview, she says, it’s important that she stay neutral with the girls. She doesn’t actually know what happened, but her place as a leader is to stay professional and treat them both the same. When it’s appropriate, she’ll address it. The guests arrive, and Captain Sandy welcomes them and says, they’re happy to have them. Aesha will show them around. In her interview, Aesha says she doesn’t watch TV, so she’s the last person who would recognize the girls. Well, I watch a lot of TV, and don’t recognize anyone, except Trishelle who was on The Real World. Hardly something to fangirl over. They shove off, and in Iain’s interview, he says, the deck team is kicking ass and taking names. Guest Marsha says she used to teach modeling and Aesha wants to see a walk. Captain Sandy asks how Jono is feeling, and he says, nervous. She tells him to do what he did on the first charter. In Jono’s interview, he says, one more bad meal and he might lose his job. The guests have an Asian-y vibe, and his sushi skills are up there. It’s time to step it up get this p*ssy popping. In Gael’s interview, she says, Nathan knows what he’s doing. He doesn’t need to prove anything. On deck, he’s a nice leader to have. A sushi and tempura parade comes out. Finally, some food porn. Jono tells Aesha that she needs to talk to the stews. The interior drama is going to affect their work. She says she has no time to address it now and tells him the guests loved lunch. In Jono’s interview, he says, thank the f***ing Lord. Hallelujah. It’s time to drop anchor, and in Gael’s interview, she says, Joe is feeling the pressure, and the captain is waiting. She guesses this is where experience comes in. She helps Joe with the anchor.

Captain Sandy tells the deck team to lock it down and put the toys in the water. Joe says, sh*t. This is getting annoying. Bri text whines to her mom, who tells her to rise above. Marsha gets dressed for her wedding – for the ninth time – and Bri and Ellie decorate, creating a beautiful aisle and archway. Aesha says, it looks amazing, and everyone gets Greeked up, except for Marsha who wears a real wedding dress. She thanks Captain Sandy, who says, it’s an honor. In the captain’s interview, she says, Marsha had breast cancer and is a three-time survivor. She knows what it’s like since she had kidney cancer. She thinks when you go through things where you don’t think you’ll survive, it changes everything. She doesn’t lose sleep over stuff. She’s just grateful for another day. Marsha walks down the aisle holding a potted plant, and Captain Sandy says, for the ninth time, they’re celebrating the love between Marsha and Big Dean. They’re celebrating good health, love, and commitment to one another once again. She pronounces them husband and wife for the ninth time, and there are cheers. Marsha and Dean kiss, and Aesha says, that’s lots of tongue. In her interview, she says, that must be why they call him Big Dean. Aesha takes photos and asks if Jono can pull the dinner forward. Dean says, it’s the best wedding they’ve ever had, and Gael helps Jono shuck oysters in the galley. In Jono’s interview, he says, steak, beluga caviar, and lobster that’s going to swim on the plate. She’s going to be fresh. The guests indulge in caviar and oysters at the bar. Gael calls her boyfriend, who gripes to her, and she says she’s going to take a wee nap. They’ll speak soon. Aesha tells Marsha and Dean, happy Vow Day, and Dean says, now the honeymoon begins. Dinner is served and Brittany says her steak is dry. Aesha asks if Brittany wants her to change it, but Brittany says she’s good. In Aesha’s interview, she says she’s absolutely rooting for Jono, but Brittany’s not good.

Brittany tells Aesha that the steak isn’t good, and Aesha asks if she wants a shot of tequila, to which Brittany also says she’s good. In Aesha’s interview, she says, it’s a steak. Jono must have cooked hundreds of them. She tells him that the guests seem fine, but the primary said it was dry. Jono says, he’ll come up and talk to her, and in his interview, he says he doesn’t want a repeat of the last charter where the primary’s experience blanketed everyone else’s culinary joy. We flash back to that, and he says, not again. Ellie tells the captain about the steak, and the captain asks Aesha about it. Aesha says, everyone else thought it was good, and in Captain Sandy’s interview, she says, this can’t keep happening. Jono’s presentation has improved, but this is one step away from her making a change. She texts Norma, asking if the chef is still available. The dessert is some kind of cake with a white chocolate drizzle and I’m all in. Jono tells Brittany that he’s sorry about the steak, and everyone says, dessert is so good. Marsha asks what their after-dinner activity is, and Brittany says, the fashion show. Captain Sandy asks the guests how their dinner is, and Brittany acts all happy. Marsha thanks the captain again, and Aesha tells the crew that the show starts at 10:30. They put on costumes and wigs, but Ellie is taking forever to get into her black leather BDSM outfit with thigh high boots. In Aesha’s interview, she says, the guests requested a fashion show, and the guests are waiting, but Ellie is taking 50 billion years to get ready. Delivering to the guests comes before your OnlyFans career. The guys go first, and Aesha tells Ellie that she’s going to have to miss out. She’s being so selfish, and Aesha is frustrated that she’s not listening. Ellie is already 20 minutes late, and struggles getting her boots on. Aesha says, this is the first time Ellie has disobeyed her and she doesn’t like it.

Ellie runs out and there are lots of cheers. She nearly falls off her six-inch heels, and Brittany says, just keep going. In Aesha’s interview, she wonders if Ellie is using the time to seriously be scouted since Marsha is a modeling agent. Iain says, they had good teachers, and Marsha says, good comment. Joe says he feels bad about the situation with Bri and Ellie. The guests go to bed, and Ellie wonders where Bri is, since she’s not in their cabin. In her interview, she says, once again, Bri is sleeping in the boys’ cabin. Bri is making it look like Ellie is being so abusive, she can’t even sleep in the same cabin.

Second day of charter. Bri complains that Ellie leaves the lights on all night, and Nathan tells Joe that he thinks she’s going to suggest a cabin change. Joe says, that’s not happening, and in his interview, he says, Bri needs to STFU and sort out her differences. He tells Nathan, it’s not his fault… is it? Nathan says, yeah, it is. Ellie asks Bri, what’s going on? and Bri says she knows she has problems. She’s sorry they affected Ellie. She’s sorry she’s not sleeping cabin. She doesn’t know if it made Ellie feel weird. Ellie tells her to do what she wants, but it’s kind of unusual. Nathan tells Aesha that Bri has been sleeping on their floor and he doesn’t know what’s going on. Bri tells Ellie that her teaching is in some ways belittling, and Ellie says, whoa. That’s a strong word. She’s out. She’s not engaging in that. Is Bri f***ing kidding her? In Ellie’s interview, she says, Bri saying she’s belittling is baffling and stupid. Bri says, Ellie makes her feel insecure, and Ellie says, if she feels that way, it’s her own doing. Her victimhood needs to stop. Bri says she has every reason to feel that way, but Ellie says, do not tell her that.

Next time, a guest does the splits a la Kyle Richards; there’s no power in the windless; Captain Sandy says, it’s the worst possible time for a mistake like this; and the captain thinks they may not be able to get the anchor up.

🛀 Inaction Required…

Join me tomorrow for soap and Dubai talk. Until then, stay safe, stay keeping your pets indoors on 4th of July (or whatever day your city and neighbors start blowing off fireworks); and stay not losing sleep over stuff and just being grateful for another day.

December 1, 2023 – Ava Spills To Nina, Posing, Side Gig, Shade On, VanderUpdate, Parade Pics, Windows, Finale Of Fear, More Turkey, Holiday Pets (!), Just Over 8 Quotes & Philly

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Brook walks into the nook where Lois is chopping vegetables. Lois says, there’s her girl, and Brook says, okay, but Lios says she can do better than that. Where’s her main squeeze? Brook asks if she means Chase, and Lois says, no, her other main squeeze. Yes, Chase. Brook says, he’s probably halfway to Canada by now after grandma’s tirade on marriage.

Kristina shows Molly into her apartment and tells her to stay there while she secures the necessary provisions. She leaves and comes back with two glasses and a bottle of wine. Molly is still standing by the door, and Kristina says she didn’t expect her to still be in the same position. She leads Molly to the sofa and says, talk to her. What happened? Molly says she realized she’s never been here before.

Elizabeth and Finn are having dinner at the PC Grill (the restaurant of the moment), and Elizabeth wonders if they’re celebrating a special occasion. He says, that depends, and she says, on? He says, whether you deem the calm before the storm special.

A tall, impeccably groomed, well-dressed man walks up to the counter at Kelly’s and Carly welcomes him. She asks if she can get him something, and speaking with a British accent, he says he certainly hopes so.

Sonny and Dex walk into Pozzulo’s, and Dex says, Hume would have been waiting for Sonny if they’d have let him. Sonny asks if he was alone, and Dex says, just him and his briefcase, which he can only assume was full of cash like last time. Sonny says, okay, let’s hear what Pikeman has to say, and takes out his phone.

At Windymere, va opens the door to Nina, who says she’s completely freaked out. Ava sounded frantic. What’s going on? Ava says, this arrived in the mail today, handing her the note with the picture of dead Austin.

Elizabeth says she takes it that it didn’t go well with the hospital lawyer. What’s her name again? Finn says, Dede Clark. It went fine on the surface. She talked a lot about cooperation and implied they’re all in this together on the malpractice suit, and that he could do his part just by answering some questions. She says, but underneath? and he says, the more questions she asked, the more clear it became that GH’s plan is to sacrifice him and save themselves.

Kristina says, that can’t be true, but Molly says, it is. Think about it. Whenever they hang out, Kristina comes to her place, or they meet up at mom’s or Sam’s or a restaurant somewhere. Never here. Kristina says, Molly’s never been to her apartment (neither have we), and Molly says, no. Kristina says, that is weird. Well, welcome. Molly thanks her, and Kristina says, for the record, it’s not like she’s throwing parties or entertaining. Her kitchen is essentially a barren desert. It’s easier to go out. She pours the wine, and Molly says, Kristina doesn’t have to defend herself, but Kristina says, doesn’t she? Molly is her sister and hasn’t even seen her apartment. She hopes Molly knows it’s not intentional. She now has an open invitation, any time she wants to come here, day or night. Molly says, be careful. She just might take her up on that. Kristina says, she better, and they clink glasses.

Lois tells Brook, tirade is a bit of a stretch, and Canada is not that far away. Doesn’t she think she’s being a little overdramatic? Brook says, no. After some of the things grandma said to Chase, she can’t even go there. It was mortifying. Lois says, it’s a good thing to know, nobody ever died from embarrassment, and it didn’t seem to bother Chase all that much. Brook says, he was being polite, but Brook says, or maybe he was seeing Gloria for who she is, a meddling Italian grandmother whose views on modern relationships are stuck in the 1800s. Lois says, exactly, and Brook says, she and Chase have never even discussed marriage. They just moved in together. Lois says, indicating that marriage is probably the next step, but Brook says, they’re nowhere near that step and that’s okay by her. Lois says, good to know, and Brook says, it is good. Lois tells Brook that she just said that, and Brook says, she and Chase are perfectly happy the way things are. Chase walks in with a bottle of wine, and Lois says, he made it.  

The man tells Carly that he’s in Port Charles on business, and he has a craving for a burger. The concierge at his hotel recommended this place. Carly says, he must be staying at the MetroCourt, and he says, she knows it. She says she knows it well, and he says, if he were staying somewhere else, would they also recommend Kelly’s? She says, absolutely. Kelly’s is a Port Charles institution, and they have the best burgers in town, if she does say so herself. He says, wild guess. She works here. She says she owns the place, third generation. So how does he like his burger?

Nina looks at the photo and says, is this real? Ava says, as real as it gets. Austin is dead. Nina asks, how? and Ava says, he was shot to death in Pautuck. Look. She shows Nina the envelope and says, a Port Charles postmark. It could have been sent by anyone. Nina asks if it was just the picture, but Ava says, no. It came with this sweet little note. She gives Nina the paper that says, you’re welcome, and Nina says she doesn’t understand. Ava says, join the club, and Nina says, clearly, the killer wrote this. Oh my God. Would they just assume Ava would be grateful Austin’s dead? Ava says, that’s her guess, and Nina says, she has to take this to the police. Ava snatches them back and says, no. That’s the last thing she’s going to do.

Sonny says, before Hume gets here, how long did Dex tail Austin? Dex says, only when that nanny was working for Sonny. Betty? Sonny asks if anyone called Dex on it, and Dex says, a couple of times at the hospital, he was asked what he was doing there, but he always had a cover. Sonny asks if he roughed Austin up, and Dex says, when Ava disappeared, he questioned Austin. He stonewalled, Dex put him in a headlock and told him if Ava wasn’t back, he’d be back for him. Sonny says, that could be a problem. Austin was murdered and if anyone saw Dex threaten him, they could assume he did it.

Ava says, Dante has already been out here to question her, and Nina asks, why? Because of Austin? Ava pours drinks and says, there’s so much Nina doesn’t know. Nina says, then fill her in, and Ava asks if Nina remembers walking in on her and Sonny having an intense conversation a few months ago, and Nina says, yeah. She asked what was going on, and neither of them would tell her. Ava says she was being blackmailed, and Nina asks, for what? Ava says, when Nikolas went missing, she had every reason to believe he was dead, and Nina asks her to define every reason. Ava says she thought she’d killed him, and Nina says, oh my God. Ava says, he came here, and he was in a rage. He was threatening to disappear and take Avery with him. She had to do what she had to do to stop him, and she grabbed a statue and she hit him. She just wanted to stop him, that’s all, but he fell. He stopped moving and she panicked. She thought he was dead. Nina says, thank God she was wrong, and Ava says she was trying to hide his body when Austin found her. He told her that he’d help her cover it up. Then the body disappeared, and Austin’s cousin Mason claimed he had it. He said he would bring it to the police if she didn’t do everything he told her to do. Nina says, so Austin’s cousin Mason was blackmailing Ava because she killed Nikolas, but he wasn’t actually dead? and Ava says, but Mason wasn’t acting alone. It turned out, Austin was working with him.

Dex says, after questioning Austin about Ava, he never went near him again, and Sonny says, if the cops decide Dex is a suspect – and that’s a big if – tell them that he’s not talking to anybody without his attorney present, and that includes his son Dante. Dex says, understood, and Sonny says he takes care of his people. If Dex gets picked up, he has the best representation. Dex says he appreciates that, and Sonny says, let’s hope that doesn’t happen. The less attention the cops pay to Dex, the more valuable Dex is to him.

Carly presents the man with his burger and says, tell her what he thinks. Don’t spare her feelings. He takes a bite, and she says she wants to know the real deal. He makes happy food noises and says, talk about the real deal. She says, really? and he says, it’s delicious. It’s full of flavor, perfectly cooked. She tells him to enjoy his dinner. She looks at the door and says, not again, and they turn to see a homeless man hanging around the doorway. She goes outside.

Carly tells the man that he can’t be out here, and he asks her not to call the cops, but she says, that’s not what she means. It’s too cold. He needs to come inside.

Kristina asks if Molly wants to tell her what happened, and Molly says, shoot. She had a folder at the park. It’s filled with really personal information… Kristina says she’s got it. She picked it up from the ground when they were leaving. Molly thanks her and says, she’s a life saver. Kristina says, of course (🍷), and takes the folder out of her bag, giving it to Molly. What’s in it? She doesn’t have to share that. It’s 100% her right. Molly says, no, it’s fine. Open it. Kristina looks inside and says, surrogacy candidates. She doesn’t understand. Is there something wrong with them? Molly says, there’s something wrong with her, and Kristina says, watch it. That’s my sister you’re talking about. Molly says she has this whole folder of potential new surrogates and TJ has no clue she’s even looking at them.

Lois brings out glasses and thanks Chase for the wine. She says, it’s very thoughtful of him, and he asks if she wants him to open it. She says, is the Pope Catholic? and tells him to pour while she works. She goes back to the cutting board, and Chase asks if they have a corkscrew. Brook gets it for him, and he asks what they were talking about. Lois says, you, and Brook says, you and Blaze. And how you used to sing together and now she sings alone. Speaking of which, what does he think of her new song?… Hello? Chase says he’s sorry. He got distracted. It’s amazing how Lois can do all that with those nails. Lois says, there’s nothing she can’t do with these nails.

Elizabeth says, Finn has to separate the hospital from the hospital’s lawyers. Sure, it may be a good legal strategy to use him as a scapegoat, but Portia and Terry would never, and she’s sure the Board would follow suit. He says he doesn’t know anymore. If the Muldoons can prove that the hospital somehow knew he was negligent and turned a blind eye, it’s possible they’d be liable for damages. Martin thinks GH’s best plan is to say that he was negligent, but he acted without the knowledge of the hospital. She says, but he wasn’t negligent and he’s going to explain that to a jury when he testifies. They’ll have to be sympathetic to him. He says, really? Has she met him?

Finn says, his testimony alone could tank the case, and Elizabeth tells him, says who? He tells her, says his lawyer; he said it a bunch of times. She says, that’s ridiculous, and he says, really? She says, if Martin Grey doesn’t believe in Finn, fire him, and Finn says, Martin does believe in him, but he’s also a lawyer. Good lawyers point out the landmines. This case at the core is about a grieving family who are looking for answers, and really, can you blame them? She says, of course (🍷) not, and he says, then it’s possible a jury might feel that way too. She says, and it’s possible to have empathy for the family, and realize their loss wasn’t his fault. He says he doesn’t know. He just feels that when he gets on the stand, the jury’s sympathies are going to be with the Muldoons, and the only way he can win them over is to get them to… like him. She says, he did it with her and she’s a way tougher sell. A bunch of strangers? Cakewalk. He says he doesn’t know whether to take that as a pep talk, but all he heard was, she likes him. She says, very much so.

Chase asks if Lois is sure she doesn’t need any help, but she tells him, just sit back and relax and enjoy the wine, which is very good by the way. Brook says, it’s delicious, and Chase says he’s got a guy. Lois says, he’s got a wine guy? and Brook says, it’s true. His recommendations are always on point. Lois says, good to know, and she’s very glad the two of them can join her for dinner. Chase thanks her for the invite, and she says, it gives her a chance to get to know him better. And to apologize for all things Gloria. He says, get out of here, and she says, not really apologize, because God knows she loves her mother, but she does know she could be a bit much. Brook says, a bit? and Lois says, but she means well. Her mother is a romantic. She’s in love with love, and for a woman from her generation, if you’re in love, you put a ring on it. Brook chokes on her wine.

Molly tells Kristina that she was contacted by the matching professional about looking for a new surrogate, and she was excited about getting things going again. Kristina asks if TJ felt differently, and Molly says, when she told him, he said it was too soon. Kristina says, too soon for whom? and Molly says, for him. For them, she guesses. He’s not ready to get back on that roller coaster again. Kristina asks how Molly feels about that, and Molly says, deflated… frustrated. This whole thing is bad enough, but to not be on the same page as your partner. Anyway, she ran into Dr. Navarro when she was leaving the hospital, and she says so kind and steady, and she really put things in perspective. Kristina asks what the doctor said, and Molly tells her, basically, the risk of miscarriage is the chance that you take, no matter who’s carrying the child. But when you weigh that against the chance of actually having a baby, so many people have had success through surrogacy. She wants to be one of those people. Kristina takes her hand, and Molly says, she took the meeting alone. Kristina asks if it was productive, and Molly says, it was, until mom showed up.

The homeless man tells Carly that he’d rather stay outside. He doesn’t like being around too many people. She says, at least let her bring him something to eat, and he says, really? Carly says, of course (🍷), and he says, that’d be great. Thanks. She says she’ll be right back, and if he changes his mind, the door’s open. She runs inside and goes directly to the kitchen, as the man at the counter watches.

Nina says, she didn’t know Austin well, obviously, but he seemed to really care about Ava. Ava says she thought so too. She thought Austin was someone she could trust. When he tried to convince her that he was being coerced, that he didn’t want to help his cousin, that he was trying to get her out from under the blackmail, she believed him. But Nikolas wasn’t dead, and she’s convinced Austin knew all along. Nina says she just doesn’t get it. What was his endgame? Ava says, per usual, in this underworld at least, all roads lead back to Sonny.

Dex shows Hume into Sonny’s office, and Sonny says, well? Hume says, Pikeman needs him to facilitate another shipment, and Sonny says he thought he made himself clear. He doesn’t do anything for Pikeman unless they tell him who the shooter was at the MetroCourt. Hume says, they’re not the police or the WSB. Pikeman is a manufacturer. Sonny says, that exports merchandise through his channels, and Hume says, and they’re willing – he puts his briefcase on the table and opens it – to pay double this time. We see the briefcase is crammed with stacks of bills.

Kristina asks if Alexis is trying to discourage Kristina from trying again, but Molly says, no. It was just typical mom. She wants what Molly wants. But when Molly told her about taking the meeting without tell TJ… Kristina says, technically, she did consult TJ, but Molly says, Kristina knows what she means. Mom said whatever she and TJ choose to do, they have to make the decision together, but she just has this sinking feeling that TJ might never be ready. So she went to the park to clear her head and ran into Willow and Amelia. It was nice. Willow was really sweet, and she got to hold the baby. Kristina asks if it wasn’t hard for her, and Molly says, at first, but it was so amazing to hold this tiny little human in her arms. Once she left them, she couldn’t stop thinking about how she might never have the child of her own. She wants to be a mom so badly. She starts to cry, and Kristina says she knows Molly does.

Chase asks if Brook is okay, and Brook says she will be once her mom changes the subject. Lois says, in a sec. The biggest thing Chase can take away from all of this is that Gloria obviously likes him. That’s not an easy feat because that’s not a woman you can win over very easily. And for what it’s worth (🍷), Lois likes and approves of him too. Chase says, it’s worth more than she knows, and Lois says, he makes her daughter happy. She can see it in her face. She can hear it in her voice and in the way she moves. As a mother, that’s all she could ask for. Chase says, for the record, her daughter makes him very happy too, when Lois’s phone rings. She says she has to take this and asks Brook to finish up for her. She leaves and Brook asks if Chase brought his shovel for the hole he’s going to dig, where she’s going to hide for the remainder of her days. He asks if she doesn’t think she’s being a little dramatic, and she asks why everyone keeps saying that to her… Do not answer that. She’s so, so sorry. He says, why? He’s not.

Finn says, it’s too bad they can’t clone her and have a whole jury box full of Elizabeths. She says, that’s a terrifying thought, and I laugh at the mental picture. He says, not to him, and she says, truth? He says, sure, and she says, sometimes he can be a little… He says, abrasive… guarded… socially awkward, and she tells him that she was going to say standoffish. But once people get to know him, they see what she sees. He says, and what’s that? and she says, a man of the utmost integrity; a brilliant researcher; a dedicated physician; a loving, sometimes neurotic, father. He says, sometimes? and she says, a person who really cares and a doctor who never quits on his patients… and someone who needs a little work on their maple tapping skills. He says, a lot of work, and she says, he’s saved hundreds of lives, and he has the potential to save so many more. He says, not if he loses this malpractice suit.

Carly takes a to-go bag out the homeless man and says she hopes he likes goat cheese. There are fries in there, she threw in a piece of pie, and here’s a coffee. She hands him a cup, and he thanks her. He asks if it’s okay if he sits out here and eats, and she tells him, of course (🍷), and stay as long as he likes.

She goes back inside to the counter and asks the not-homeless man if he’d like anything else. He says he thought she was going to run that guy off. Instead, she fed him. How come?

Nina asks what Sonny has to do with any of this, and Ava says, Austin and Mason were working for Cyrus Renault. Nina asks if Sonny knows, and Ava says, he’s the one who told her. Nina wonders why he didn’t say something, and Ava says, he doesn’t want Nina involved. God knows she wishes she wasn’t involved. Nina says, so Cyrus is the one who had her kidnapped? and Ava says, yes. He wanted Austin to testify for him at that hearing in Pentenville. Nina says, his hardship release. So he had Mason take Ava hostage to guarantee Austin’s testimony. Ava says, helluva guy, huh? and Nina says, Austin did what Cyrus wanted and testified to save Ava. That means Ava did mean something to him. Ava says, something maybe, but not enough.

Sonny closes the briefcase and tells Hume to take it back to his superiors along with this message – he’s out. He’s not moving anything else for Pikeman for any price. Find another harbor. Hume says he’ll relay the message, and Sonny says, you do that. Hume leaves and Dex closes the office door. Sonny says, Dex is going to have an opinion on what he just did. So what does he think? Dex says he thinks Sonny made a mistake.

Finn tells Elizabeth that he thinks the biggest question is going to be why he didn’t screen Muldoon for more tests that would have indicated the presence of cancer. She says, Finn told her that he wanted to, and Muldoon didn’t want to have any more tests. Finn says, he knows, but they might say something like he didn’t explain it to him fully, or maybe he was open to the tests and Finn just didn’t bother. She says, and what? Finn told him he was fine and pushed him out of his office? Finn tells her that they might say he got busy with his research or other patients. She says, he would never do that, and he says he knows that, and she knows that, but what if the jury doesn’t know that?

Brook says, all this marriage talk has got to be wigging Chase out, and he says he’s not wigged out. And he’s pretty certain no one says that anymore. She says her family just really loves weddings, in an unhealthy co-dependent kind of way, and he asks if she’s been to a lot of them. She says, weddings? Oh yeah. Between the Cerullos and the Falconaris, there are too many to count. He asks what they’re like, and she says, big, loud, enough food to feed an army… and the people there fighting. And the dancing. Nobody dances the tarantella like her grandma. He says he’d love to see that someday, and she says, he will. Not at their wedding… She didn’t mean that. She meant at a wedding, probably one of her gajillion family members. Is it hot in here? She fans herself and he says, she needs to relax, but she says she feels terrible. Everyone’s all up in his grill. He says, nobody’s up in his anything, and she says her grandma has probably already reserved a church for them, but they can’t blame her. It’s all she knows. The moment you turn 18, every nona keeps asking when it’s going to be your turn. So she understands it from her grandma. Or at least she’s trying to. But from her mother? That’s a completely different story.

Counter man says, not to sound callous, but he can’t imagine it’s good for business to have a homeless man hanging around outside, and Carly says, probably not. She did tell him to come inside, but he didn’t want to, so she just brought him some food. He says, that was kind of her, and she says, they wrap up all the unused food and send it to the homeless shelters, so she would have been feeding him anyway. At least this time he’s getting a hot meal. The man says he’ll pay the check when she gets a chance, and can she give this to her friend outside. He hands her some cash, and she says, thanks.

Ava tells Nina that Austin came to see her at the gallery the night he died. When she found out he’d known she was held hostage… He could have gone to Sonny. He could have gone to the cops, but he did nothing. He was silent. She was furious. They fought about it. She told him to leave and he left. Nina says, and that was the last time she saw him? and Ava says, yeah. She just doesn’t have any way to prove it. Nina asks if there aren’t cameras at the gallery. Can’t they prove Ava was there at the time Austin was shot? Ava says, the cameras in the back aren’t working, and that’s where she was most of the night, and Nina says, well, that is going to be an issue. Ava says, even if the cameras were working, she doesn’t think it would help her. That’s why she can’t bring the note and picture to the cops. They’re just going to think she hired somebody to get rid of Austin. Even dead, that man is still making trouble for her.

Sonny says, Dex thinks he should have taken the deal? and Dex says he thinks it’s better to play along than make himself an obstacle that needs to be removed. When he was in Afghanistan, there were a lot of these private security groups there. Sonny says, including Pikeman, and Dex says, these are powerful people. They have connections to all the major security ops, the CIA, the WSB. If they come at Sonny, it may be at a level he hasn’t seen before. Sonny says he appreciates Dex’s insight. He’s already considered all that, and he realizes his best move right now is to get out. He doesn’t want Pikeman investing any more in him. He’s betting that they think he’s more trouble than he’s worth and move on.

Molly says, it’s like she’s lost all self-control, but Kristina says she thinks that’s a good thing. Molly says, that she’s a human walking waterworks? and Kristina says, yes actually. For the first time, Molly’s allowing herself to feel what she feels, without trying to edit it or control it. Being a mom is hugely important to her. Molly says, it’s like she won’t be her if she doesn’t, and Kristina says, that’s really beautiful. Molly says, not if TJ won’t consider these surrogates. And she won’t have a child without him. She won’t do that to him. Kristina takes her hands, and they sit down. She says, TJ will come around. She knows he will, and when he does, let Kristina help her. Let her carry a baby for them.

Chase says he doesn’t want Brook to be mad at her on his account. He thinks she’s awesome. She says, he does? and he says, Brook obviously comes by her beauty and her spark naturally. Brook thanks him for the compliment and for just being overall amazing. How’d she get so lucky? He says he asks himself that every day… about how he got lucky, not her. (Ha-ha!) She suggests they agree they’re both lucky, and he asks what she say were the three most important moments of her life. She says, when she scored Jonas Brothers tickets in 2010, and he says he’s being serious. Humor him. She says, all right. The last time she ever saw her great-grandfather Edward; that’s a big one. The first time she ever wrote a song, and when she gained a little brother in Leo. He says he wants this moment right now to be on that list, and she asks what he’s talking about. He says, Brook Lynn Quartermaine – he gets down on one knee, taking her hands – will you marry me?

Finn pulls his chair closer to Elizabeth and says, she called him caring. She says, because he is, and he says he thinks he knows that somewhere deep down. He also doesn’t like being questioned or doubted, and when he gets defensive, he gets awkward. These jurors aren’t medical professionals, and this medical jargon thing will go right over their heads, and the only thing that’s going to resonate with them is that this man is dead, and his family is grieving. And there’s this doctor on the stand saying he did everything right. She tries to interrupt, but he says, no. What if he would have pushed harder for Muldoon to get those tests? Made him. Demanded he get that colonoscopy. Would Muldoon still be alive? She says, no one can answer that question. But what she can tell him is, all they can do as medical professionals is their best, and he did that. She knows that. So they need to teach him how to project that inward kindness outward, so the jury will believe him and maybe even like him. He asks if that’s even possible and she says she thinks… Yeah. They’ve got their work cut out for him. They kiss.

Kristina takes Molly’s hand and says she knows Molly was originally against it when she offered to be their surrogate. And admittedly, she hadn’t really thought it through, not fully. Maybe there was a part of her that wanted to swoop in and be the hero. Molly tells her, when she said that before, that was her pain talking. She was disappointed and bitter that Kristina could carry a child and she couldn’t. But that was unfair and she’s sorry. Kristina says she’s sorry Molly is going through this at all, and she’s sorry Molly lost her first baby. Molly says, it’s not Kristina’s job to fix it for them, and Kristina says she doesn’t think it is. Not at all. That’s not the way she sees it. Bringing Molly’s child into this world is something she can and truly wants to give her. Not just for Molly, but for this baby who’s going to be in this family with the most incredible parents. Molly says, she’s absolutely positive? and Kristina says, 100%, no backsies. Molly says, now she knows Kristina means business, and Kristina says she does. Molly says she has to talk to TJ about it; they have to be together on this. Kristina says, of course (🍷), and Molly says, no matter what they decide it means everything that Kristina has offered. Molly thanks her, and Kristina says she loves Molly. They hug, and Molly says she loves Kristina too.

Ava looks at the photo of dead Austin, then picks up the note and puts them both in the fireplace. She watches them burn.

Dex says, so Sonny will end his association with Pikeman and hope they cut their losses, when there’s a knock at the door. Nina comes in and says, Frank told her that she could come in. Sonny asks, what’s wrong? and Nina says she just came from Ava’s. She knows about Austin and Ava said he was working with Cyrus. More importantly, she said Cyrus still may be after Sonny. Sonny says, damn. Ava has no business telling her that. Nina says, no, she doesn’t really. The person she should hear it from is him.

Carly thanks the man for coming by, calling him Mr. Brennan (I guess he used a credit card). She hopes they see him again at Kelly’s soon, and he says he can practically guarantee it. He gathers up his things and heads for the door, when Hume comes in. He tells Brennan, we have a problem. Corinthos refuses to move any more of our shipments.

On Monday, Brook says, let’s take the topic off the table and forget it ever came up; Ned says, if he doesn’t figure out how to stop him, Michael will push him out; Molly wants TJ to hear her out first; Blaze asks if Kristina wants to celebrate; and Nina tells Sonny that she’ll do whatever she can to make sure someone comes home.

📸 Meant For More…

I never knew this. That photo doesn’t even look like him.

💣 Happier Villainy…

I still haven’t seen this, but it looks like a fun show.

💎 Shades Of Mess…

While I don’t normally side with Erika, I thought this was weird too. Denise seemed drunk. Maybe she was. Maybe there’s something we don’t know. First world problems.

🍸 Take Two…

If anyone still cares.

🍂 Goodbye Autumn…

In case you didn’t see the parade.

🎁 Switching Gears…

Another thing better seen online. You would not believe how crowded this stuff gets. The tree lighting looked insane.

⚰️ Rehashing the Dead…

All about the Fear finale. The best part – if you haven’t seen it, major spoiler – Skidmark made it! Even better, when he showed up, secretly thanks to Alicia, Daniel just asked, where have you been? No, how the hell did you appear out of thin air after disappearing for years? Or even, what are the odds? It was a great moment. It was a great finale. Nothing left unsaid.

https://ew.com/fear-the-walking-dead-series-finale-kim-dickens-interview-8402455

https://ew.com/fear-the-walking-dead-colman-domingo-reacts-to-victor-strand-finale-ending-8403734

https://ew.com/fear-the-walking-dead-showrunners-explain-alycia-debnam-carey-finale-return-8404001

🦃 Twice the Thanks…

I saw Thanksgiving for my birthday. They were giving out swag and I got a poster.

While it was a good time, and Eli Roth is a great director, this news surprised me.

https://people.com/thanksgiving-slasher-film-getting-sequel-2025-director-eli-roth-8409658

🫏 Practice Run…

Warming up for pets dressed as Santa, Santa’s elves, the Grinch, and whatever other humiliating holiday costume their pet parent can find.

I have no clue who these people are, but their celebrities somewhere and they have cute pets.

https://push.abs-cbn.com/2022/12/24/celebrities-flex-their-pets-on-christmas-day-1413

🐳 Quotes of the Week

My songs will pass and be forgotten. What counts, however, is that I sang them. – Father Andrew Greeley

Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.Lou Holtz

Compassion is the ultimate and most meaningful embodiment of emotional maturity. It is through compassion that a person achieves the highest peak and deepest reach in his or her search for self-fulfillment.Arthur Jersild

No man can tell whether he is rich or poor by turning to his ledger. It is the heart that makes a man rich. He is rich according to what he is, not according to what he has. – Henry Ward Beecher

No matter who you are, we’re creatures of habit. The better your habits are, the better they will be in pressure situations. – Wayne Gretzky

The world needs a-holes. Otherwise, where would the sh*t go out? – Dusan Mirkovic (Christoph Waltz), Downsizing

If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. – Marie Osmond (Who knew she was such a philosopher?)

Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.Ann Landers

Tomorrow I’m going to feel the pounds. – Andrei Castravet, 90 Day Fiancé, The Other Way: Pillow Talk

🐹 On the Holiday Hamster Wheel…

Take some time to stop and smell the pine needles this weekend, and join me on Monday really Tuesday for soap and that mess in the Med. Until then, stay safe, stay keeping realistic expectations of yourself and others, and stay allowing yourself to feel what you feel, without trying to edit it or control it.

January 11, 2022 – Carly Tells Sonny To Get Out, a Secret VanderWedding Is Planned & Freeze

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Marshall thanks Curtis for coming back to his motel room. He says he didn’t feel much like having this conversation in the hospital. He offers Curtis something to drink, but Curtis asks if they’re going to do this or not. Marshall says, please. This isn’t easy for him. Curtis says, you know what isn’t easy? Growing up without a father, and thinking he’s dead. And then finding out he didn’t die. Marshall simply walked out on his family, leaving them on their own. So why doesn’t Marshall stop procrastinating and tell him the truth? Where has he been all this time?

Sonny hums as he cooks, and Carly walks in. He asks if she’s hungry.

Nina puts an ice pack on her cheek, and flashes back to Carly slapping her. There’s a knock at the door, but she says she’s not here. She gets up, saying, this better be important, and opens the door to Willow.

Austin and Britt go to The Savoy. Austin asks how this works, and she says, it was his idea. He says, it was, but just because it was his idea doesn’t make it a good idea. He has no idea what he’s doing. Britt says, first, they arm themselves with a drink, and they establish a formal operating base at the end of the room, with a nearby base camp at a table for tactical intrigue. He says she’s funny. She makes it sound like a battle. She tells him, dating is a war.

Maxie and Felicia walk into Charlie’s, and Maxie says, what’ll it be? Felicia isn’t sure tikis fit the occasion, and Maxie agrees. No colorful drinks with equally colorful umbrellas, or pineapple wedges, or anything frou-frou. Felicia says, if there was ever a time for straight-up whiskey, it’s drinking to the memory of Luke Spencer.

Laura asks how Victor got in her house, and he says, Spencer and his charming girlfriend invited him in. They’re in the kitchen right now making tea. He does apologize if he surprised her, and she asks why he’d apologize. They both know he planned it.

Austin brings the drinks to the table, and asks Brook why they’re pink. She says, because drinking beer makes him look like a knuckle dragger, and a martini is too threatening. He asks what pink says about him, and she says, a Cosmo says, you’re comfortable with your sexuality, and you can have fun, but not too much fun. He asks how they mingle, and she says, he’s never done this? How did he meet women in Pawtuck? He says, square-dances, and she just looks at him. He says, it’s true, and church bazaars. He made a decision that he was more comfortable around gentle woodland creatures than he was around humankind. But that’s over now. He’s in. He’s a volunteer, and he’s her wingman, so wherever she goes, he’s ready to follow. She tells him to take the lead, but he says, ladies first. He insists. She says, they’re two accomplished bold-faced names, comfortable in a high pressure environment. They can navigate a night out in a club on their own… Right? He says, absolutely.

Maxie says she spoke with Anna; she’s keeping an eye on Robert. Felicia says, poor Robert. He must be devastated. Maxie says she heard him singing Waltzing Matilda in the background. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Felicia says, it depends. Was he singing on key? Maxie says, really? and Felicia says, at least he’s feeling no pain. First Holly, then Sean, now Luke. So much loss. Maxie asks what she can do, and Felicia says she’s doing it just by being there with her. Maxie says she knows Luke and Felicia were close at one point, and Felicia says, Luke wasn’t always easy to get along with, but he was there for her when it counted. Maxie says she can’t help but think about Lulu. She’s going to wake up one day, and ask about her dad. What are they going to tell her? Felicia says, Laura will have the right words.

Victor says, still just as feisty as ever, and Laura says he’s still just as brazen, and smarmy. She heard he cut himself an immunity deal by throwing his partner, Peter August, under the bus. He says, the WSB’s priority was always Peter. He was just happy to do his part for the greater good. Laura is sure that deal served no one better than Victor. The WSB snared one snake by releasing another one. He applauds her way with words, and says he’s sure that helped her get elected as mayor. She asks what he wants, and he says, aside from the pleasure of her company? All in due time. He’s not going anywhere.

Marshall says he gets it; Curtis is angry. He has every right to be, but Marshall is getting real tired of Curtis coming at him with this attitude. Curtis says he’s getting tired of Marshall dodging the truth. He didn’t want to talk at the hospital, and he didn’t want to talk on the ride over. Now they’re at the private place Marshall wanted, and Marshall is talking about his attitude. Marshall may be his biological father, but Marshall doesn’t know him at all if he thinks Curtis is putting up with this. Marshall says, that’s not what he’s saying, and Curtis asks, then what is he saying? And don’t say he’s not telling Curtis what he’s been up to all this time. Curtis doesn’t know why he bothered. He’s thinking Marshall will tell him something different than he has all those other nights, when he coughed up these vague excuses instead of the truth. And don’t even tell him that he’s better off not knowing. Marshall says he’s sorry. He thought he could do this. Curtis asks if all of a sudden, it’s safe to speak, but Marshall says, it will never be safe, man. Never.

Nina asks if Wiley is okay, and Willow says, he’s fine. Nina puts the ice pack back on her face, and Willow says she’s not sure Nina is. Nina says she’ll be fine, and Willow asks if she can come in. It’s important. Nina says, isn’t it always? She’s got five minutes. Six if she leaves Carly’s name out of it. Willow says she’s come to apologize. She’s sorry she couldn’t honor her promise not to tell anyone about Nina and Sonny. And she’s sorry for accusing Nina of setting her up at the hearing. Nina says, so Willow believes she wanted to stay out of Carly and Sonny’s marriage, even if she was found guilty of fraud and identity theft? Willow says she does, and Nina supposes Willow feels better having said all that. Willow says, a little, and Nina supposes that makes one of them.

Carly says, Sonny is cooking, and he says, there wasn’t any food at the penthouse, and he missed this. He asks her to do him a favor and taste the sauce, but she says she’s not hungry. He says he’s not going to make her a plate; he just wants her to see if it needs anything. She tastes it, and says, it could use some more sugar. He says, he thought he was being too conservative with the sweet stuff. How about some mozzarella or parmesan? She says, she’s really tired, so… He says, there’s also some bread warming up in the oven. Guess where it’s from? Eckerd’s. She kind of smiles, and he says he can cut some mozzarella and melt it… Or does she want some wine? He’ll do whatever she wants. She doesn’t say anything, and he says, okay, they can just forget the bread and cheese. Can they just sit down and talk? Or are they too far gone for even that?

Laura says she can’t imagine there’s much here to interest Victor, and he says, his family is there. She says, he and his brothers put Port Charles through hell, and he says he hasn’t forgotten. He’s lived with that mistake every day of his life since. She says, not everyone was so lucky, and he says, it was a terrible waste, and an ugly stain on the Cassadine legacy. He hopes someday the Cassadines will be remembered for better deeds. She says, like how to fake one’s death to avoid justice? He says, his work required anonymity and a free hand, and she laughs. She says, dare she ask what kind of work he was up to? and he says, it’s simple really. His work for atonement.

Curtis says, Marshall keeps telling him it’s not safe for him to know the truth, and Marshall says, Curtis has to understand how dangerous it could be for him if he knew everything about Marshall. Curtis says he’s not the same little boy Marshall left behind thirty years ago; he’s learned to take care of himself. Marshall says, no, and Curtis says, don’t come near him or his family again. Curtis starts to leave, and Marshall says, wait. He got into trouble. He got into trouble and left his family, before his trouble became theirs.

Nina says Willow doesn’t owe her an apology. She put Willow in an impossible situation when she made Willow promise not to tell anyone about her relationship with Sonny in Nixon Falls. It was her responsibility to deal with the consequences. She shouldn’t have put that responsibility on Willow. And then when Willow had the responsibility to tell the truth, she shouldn’t have asked Willow to perjure herself. It could have jeopardized Willow’s position with Wiley, and Wiley already lost one mother. She’d never be able to forgive herself if Wiley lost another. Willow asks if Nina is actually apologizing to her, and Nina says, yeah. Willow can save hers. Willow says, thanks. She has the feeling she’ll need to be well-stocked in apologies if Michael finds out she came to see Nina.

Carly plays with a piece of bread, and Sonny says, maybe this was just a mistake. She says she guesses neither one of them is hungry, and he says, he was cooking because he wanted to distract himself. She says, from us? and he says, yeah. From them, and… Did she talk to her mom? She says, no. Her mom left her a voicemail, but she hasn’t listened to it yet. Why? He says, Laura came by. It’s Luke… He died. It was an accident. He doesn’t have anything specific… She jumps up and says she has to call her mom. He says he talked to Lucas, and he said Bobbie went to bed early. He gave her something to help her sleep, so maybe Carly doesn’t want to disturb her. Maybe she should go upstairs and see Avery and Donna, and he’ll just clean up… She says she can’t. She can’t do this. She can’t act like their life isn’t falling apart.

Laura says, so Victor is in Port Charles seeking redemption. Good luck with that. He says she’s a force to be reckoned with in Port Charles. Her word carries enormous weight. She says she’ll never advocate for him, and he says, never is a strong word. He knew just one conversation wouldn’t be good enough to convince her of his good intentions, so he’s prepared to wait. For the moment, he’ll focus on smaller things. Spencer and Esme come in with the tea.

Austin and Britt make faces and gestures at each other from across the room, and Britt finally approaches a guy. She says, come here often? She sits with another guy, and says, one time, at band camp, she was playing the tuba… He starts looking around, and she says she’s joking. She tells a third guy, Greece? She’s not a fan. She meets Austin at the bar, and asks if he’s striking out too. He says he’s not even in the game anymore. She looks like she’s having fun. She gives him a look.

Maxie and Felicia toast to Luke. I’m going to Charlie’s from now on, since that’s one generous whiskey pour. They each take a sip, and Maxie says, wow. Felicia coughs, and says, that’s a drink. Maxie asks, how much drinking to Luke is appropriate? and Felicia says she thinks one each is plenty. Besides, there’s something she’s been meaning to talk to Maxie about, and they have to be sober for it. Maxie says, how sober? and Felicia says, relatively sober. Maxie asks if it’s the same subject Felicia wanted to talk to her about before they were interrupted with the news about Luke. Felicia says, it is. She’s concerned about Maxie. Maxie says she knows, but she’s fine. Felicia says, no one knows Maxie better than she does, and she’s concerned Maxie’s not well.

Curtis says, explain trouble, and Marshall says, Curtis’s mother and him were young, and had Curtis and Tommy to take care of. At least he was in a band, and doing well. Curtis says, well enough to provide for a family? but Marshall says, not quite. He was getting more gigs in classier nightclubs; the brass ring was in sight. Curtis says, until… and Marshall says, he had this habit of getting involved with… things that should have been none of his concern. Matters that took his focus from his music and family. Curtis says, criminal matters? and Marshall says, he tried to mind his own business, but got hung up in it. Before he realized how far things had gone, it was too late. He wasn’t in control anymore. Curtis asks, who was? and Marshall says, another player, bigger than him. He didn’t stand a chance. The only way to keep family clear of all he almost brought to their doorstep, was to leave and never look back, and take steps to make sure no one came looking for him. He guesses it worked, because no one ever did.

Sonny says, they’re not falling apart, and Carly tells him, if he says so. He says, they’re not in the best place right now, but they’re going to beat this thing. She asks if he’s going to beat his feelings for Nina, and he says he’s going to outlast them. It doesn’t matter, because they don’t compare to his feelings for her; Carly is who he wants. She says, but not the one he turned to. He left something out when they were talking about Nina earlier. About how Nina found him drunk at Charlie’s Pub, and helped him get to the penthouse, then kept him company. He asks if that’s what Nina told her, and she says, Nina also said if he came to her now, she wouldn’t turn him away.

Nina says she’s going home, and suggests Willow do the same thing. Willow says, just one more thing. The friction between Nina and Michael is bad for Wiley. It’s just the situation she wanted to avoid, but if they work together, they may be able to prevent the situation from escalating any further. Nina asks how Willow proposes they do that, and Willow says she’ll work on lowering the temperature with Michael, if Nina gives up her legal claim on Wiley.

Maxie asks why Felicia thinks she’s not doing well. Is it the way she’s parenting James and Georgie, or doing her job at Deception? Felicia says, no. Her grandbabies are wonderful, and she heard through the grapevine that Maxie does good work at Deception. Congratulations. She’s doing well. Maybe too well. Maxie says, she’s doing so well she’s not doing well? Felicia says, Peter is out of his coma, and Louise is still missing. Maxie says she gets it. Felicia thinks she should be falling apart. Felicia asks, why hasn’t she? and Maxie says she almost did; she got a grip. She doesn’t have the luxury of having a breakdown right now. Her kids need her to be strong. Felicia asks what Maxie needs, and Maxie says, besides Louise? Nothing she doesn’t already have. Felicia says, which is? and Maxie says, the best support system in the world. Felicia, Mac, Anna, Robert, Liesl, Britt and Nina. Maxie flashes back to being with Austin at Jason and Carly’s wedding, and says, and other people too. Felicia says, like who?

Britt tells Austin that he’s fired. Congratulations. He’s the worst wingman ever. He says, fair enough. He thinks maybe this was a bad idea to do this at all. They’ll figure out a different way to get her matchmaking mother off her back. She says, his mother doesn’t buy him dating services for the holidays? and he says, not yet, but just because she hasn’t thought of it yet. Britt asks what he does when she asks him how he’s going to meet a nice girl. He says, he tells her that he already has, and Britt says, so he lies.

Curtis says, Marshall faked his own death. Was he in witness protection? Marshall says he took another name, and kept a low profile. He played a few gigs here and there, but always bounced around. He never stayed in another place long enough to make friends, a home, or a family. Until now. He knows it’s a lot to take in, and bets Curtis has a bunch of questions, but Curtis says, just one. That player Marshall mentioned; was it the mob?

Sonny says, it doesn’t matter what Nina said. He’s not going to her. He’s here with Carly, and he wants to stay with his wife. She tells him, that’s not what Nina said, and he says he doesn’t care what Nina said. Carly tells him, Nina said there was more to Nixon Falls than she knew. That things between the two of them got so real, they almost slept together. He says, nothing ever happened, and she says, it didn’t, but it almost did. And not because there was a memory of her in the back of his mind, calling out to him and telling him to stop. It didn’t happen because Nina stopped it.

Nina says, there it is. Willow isn’t here to apologize; she’s here to do Michael’s dirty work. Willow says, no one knows she’s here. This is on her, and what’s best for Wiley. Nina says, and what’s best for Wiley is for her to stop being his grandmother? That little boy loves her, and Willow can’t even imagine how much she loves him. Willow says, she knows, and she’s not saying Nina should be forcibly separated from him. Nina says, she thinks something’s wrong with her hearing, because Wiley is her blood relative, and she thought she heard Willow suggesting she shouldn’t claim a legal relationship with him. Willow says, not now, but if Nina renounces her claim, Michael will see it as a gesture of good will, and eventually he’ll see it’s in all their best interests for Nina to have a relationship with Wiley. Nina says, grandparents have legal rights to visitation in New York, and Willow is suggesting she surrender those rights. Willow says, yes, but Nina won’t lose her connection to Wiley. Nina asks, says who? and Willow replies, says her. I says that I wouldn’t trust Michael as far as I could throw him, and Willow must be either forgetful or out of her mind.

Spencer says he didn’t expect Laura home so soon, and she says, she’s just full of surprises today. So is Spencer, inviting his Uncle Victor into the house. Esme asks if there’s a reason Spence shouldn’t have. He’s always telling her that Laura thinks family is everything. Victor says, so it is, but the last thing he wants to do is upset Laura. He just wanted to want drop by and see Spencer before he left for Spring Ridge. Spencer thanks him for the reminder, and Victor says, buck up, boy. He owes a debt, and a Cassadine never welches on a debt. Spencer says, he’s right; they don’t. Esme asks if Laura or Victor want some tea, but Victor says he thinks he’s overstayed his welcome. Spencer says they barely got a chance to talk, and Victor says, some other time. Laura says, stay, and Victor asks if she’s sure. She says, absolutely. Spencer’s gone to all the trouble of making him tea, and even brought out cookies. Victor says, if she insists; he doesn’t want to impose. Spencer says, he’s not imposing, and Laura agrees, but Victor says, the fact is, Spencer’s grandmother has had a very taxing day, given the tragic loss to her family.

Britt asks if Austin is seeing someone. Why didn’t he tell her? He says, he sees her… if she’s standing right in front of him, and if they’re in the same room. Britt says, he likes her; she likes him? and Austin says they’re not standing in front of a row of lockers in a middle school hallway. He’s not having this conversation. She says, so instead, he acts single and available, and he says, he is single. She says, but he’s not available, and he says, she is not available. Britt says, she’s married? but he says, no. It’s very complex, and he doesn’t think it’s appropriate for him to be having this conversation with her because she’s his boss. She says, they’ve been out trying to hook up. Now he’s concerned about propriety? Does she know this person? Does she work at the hospital? He says, he’s not playing twenty questions with her. Can they stop? She asks, why he doesn’t want her to know who holds the key to his heart? He says, if she ever decides she doesn’t want to be Co-Chief of one of the best hospitals in the state, she could have a career as a romance novelist. She says, he’s deflecting, and she’s not going to stop until he tells her. He says he likes Maxie, and Britt squeals with joy.

Maxie brings two umbrella drinks to the table, and tells Felicia, she’s sure Luke won’t mind if they celebrate in their own way. Felicia says, he was an iconoclast, but now that Maxie has procrastinated long enough, answer her question. Who else has Maxie come to rely on? Maxie asks why Felicia needs to know this, and Felicia says, so she can put him, or her, in her phone tree, and send out message alerts about Maxie. Maxie almost chokes on her drink, and says, Felicia doesn’t really do that, does she? Felicia says, yes. She calls Mac, Mac calls Robert, Robert calls Anna, Anna calls Nina, and Nina calls Liesl. Maxie says, it’s good to have that firewall between Anna and Liesl, but a phone tree about her? Doesn’t Felicia thinks that’s a little extra? Felicia says, every single one of those people is prepared to drop everything, and run to help her. They are Team Maxie. So Maxie can see why it’s important not to leave anyone off. The more people on her side, the better. Maxie says, since she knows Felicia won’t leave her alone until she tells her, it’s Dr. Gatlin-Holt. Austin.

Laura, Victor, Spencer, and Esme have tea, and Laura says, if Victor would like to express his condolences, he should reach out to Luke’s partner Tracy. He says, he intends to do so, but Luke was important to her as well. He was her husband once, father to Lulu and Lucky. Laura says, that marriage ended a long time ago, and Victor says, as short lived as his relationship with Luke was, Luke remained large part of his life. She says she doesn’t live in the past; clearly, he does. He says, that’s why he aims to make amends, and she says, he aims high. Tell them. How does he plan to make it right?

Nina says, Willow is proposing that she sever the only legal link she has to her grandson. On the scant hope that Michael – whose only wish is that she drop dead in the most horrible way possible – will eventually deign to let her be near Wiley, which he’ll do out of the goodness of his heart. What fantasy world does Willow live in? Willow tells her, she’s not saying it will happen overnight, but Michael can be reasoned with. He’ll always do what’s best for their son. Nina says she’d like that notarized, and Willow says, Michael let Nina see Wiley before, despite Carly’s wishes, and he will again. As long as he sees she’s not a threat to his family. Nina says, all right. If Willow can say, without a shadow of a doubt, that Michael will go along with what she says, and not use her generosity against her or cut her throat, maybe she’ll consider backing down.

Sonny says, he and Carly have so much to work out without litigating things that never happened. She says, let’s start with his refusal to say what happened between him and Nina in Nixon Falls couldn’t happen again. He hesitates, and she laughs. He says, this is exactly what he wanted to avoid. She says she put the fear of God in Nina, so if he’s concerned about that, go see her. Carly doesn’t think Nina would mind if he checked on her. As a matter-of-fact, she thinks he would like it.  

Curtis says, it sounds like Marshall got involved with a criminal organization, with a player is so powerful, he left his family to believe he was dead. Is he wrong? Just tell him. Marshall says, there’s no need. He’s sorry it took so long for him to tell Curtis, but now he’s got the gist of it. Curtis says he needs specifics, and Marshall asks if he hasn’t heard enough. Curtis says, it’s just a start. He can’t do much unless Marshall tells him about the organization. The participants, who prosecuted the case. Who was Marshall’s handler? Marshall asks why Curtis needs to know all that, and Curtis says, Marshall came to Port Charles. He gave up his cover; he’s a man on the run. Marshall says he wouldn’t have come back if he didn’t feel it was far enough in the past. Curtis tells him, he said himself it wasn’t safe still, and Marshall says, these are things that can come back on you. You think you’re done, but if you’re not careful, the develop a second wind. Curtis says, one call, and he can stop all that. He has contacts; he knows people. Marshall says, so does he, but Curtis says, that’s the law. This is the opposite. He knows some people who can cover all of this, but first he needs to know who Marshall crossed. All he needs is a name.

Laura says, Victor talks about atonement and redemption, and making amends. Tell them. How is he going to make good? He says, be being here, and rebuilding his family. She says, a family he hasn’t seen in decades; they thought he was dead. He says, it’s never too late to start afresh, and she says, in Port Charles? He says, his family is here. How else will he get to know them better? Or protect them?  

Britt says she knew Austin was friends with Maxie, but never suspected he was into her. He says he cares about Maxie a great deal. Can they please just leave it at that? She says, he does know that Maxie’s no longer in love with Peter, and he says, it’s not that. Maxie has a lot on her mind. There’s no room for him in her life. Britt tells him, who’s to say that won’t change one day? And if nothing else, he has really great taste. He says, thanks. Great taste; terrible timing.

Felicia says, Austin, huh? and Maxie says he literally saved her life the night he delivered Louise in the woods. And he’s been great ever since, except when he’s fighting with Brook. Felicia says, his number? but Maxie says, no. They’re just friends, and the phone tree seems to be just family. Felicia says, friends are just as important as family, sometimes even more so.

Esme asks Spencer if it’s just her, or does his grandmother have a problem with his great uncle? Spencer says, problem? Try blood feud or vendetta. Laura sees Victor to the door, and he says he appreciates her suffering his presence. He’s sure he was an unwelcome sight, and hopes soon to change that. In the meantime, he’s sure they can find common ground with Spencer. She says, can they? and he says he sees she wants what’s best for him, as does he. She says she thinks what they want for Spencer differs, and he says he hopes to prove her wrong. As for Luke, a tragic loss; he’s truly sorry. She says, now she knows he’s lying. Goodnight. He says, good – she slams the door – bye.  

Marshall thanks Curtis for his offer of help, but he’s said all he intends to say. Curtis says, even though he has the power to save Marshall from having to look over his shoulder ever again. Marshall says he truly appreciates. It’s more than he ever dreamed of getting from Curtis. Curtis says, he misunderstands. Marshall telling the story doesn’t change the history between them. The past is a lie. The present is nothing to envy, and there won’t be a future if Marshall doesn’t keep talking. This isn’t about helping Marshall. It’s about keeping Aunt Stella and TJ safe from whoever’s chasing Marshall, no matter how far he thinks they are behind him. Marshall says, in that case, he guesses there’s nothing left to talk about. He opens the door, and Curtis walks out, but Marshall calls to him and he stops. Marshall tells him, stop asking questions. Just leave it be. It’s the only way to keep Stella and TJ safe. Curtis stomps down the hall.

Willow tells Nina that she can’t guarantee Michael will do as she hopes. She can promise she’ll try, and she’ll never stop until Michael grants Nina access to Wiley again. Nina says, not good enough, and Willow says, Sonny’s family is in so much pain, losing him for nine months. The pain won’t end unless someone takes the first step toward healing. Nina says, and the first stepper should be her. She gets it. She screwed up, and she’ll spend the rest of her life making up for that, but she will not do it at the expense of her relationship with her grandson. Willow says, it would not be permanent, and Nina says, at least Sonny knows she’s not evil incarnate, and she’ll be damned if she’ll let anyone convince Wiley that she is.

Sonny says, he told Carly; he’s not going anywhere. She says she can’t do this. She needs him to be gone by tomorrow. He says, this is his home, and she says, she asked him for some time. She asked him for some space and time alone so she can figure this out. He says, she can’t figure it out alone; they have to do this together. She says, what if they don’t figure it out? If he’s here in the morning, don’t bother leaving; she’ll go. She storms off, and he asks where she’s going to go

Tomorrow, Brook asks Austin to let bygones be bygones, Ned asks why Tracy is being so mysterious, and Sonny asks if Carly wants to call it quits.

Vanderpump Rules

Raquel told James that they needed to get a covid test before the weekend, and in her interview, she said they were taking every necessary precaution. There was a lot of money on the line, and they had family coming in, including Grandma Buttons. Raquel didn’t want to take any chances with her getting sick. She told James there was going to be a wine tasting, and a Paint and Sip. James said he never paid for so much alcohol in his life, and he’s not drinking any. He told Raquel that he was glad their moms were getting along, and in his interview, he said his mom got drunk on Thanksgiving at Raquel’s family’s house. It ruined the first impression, but now his mother was sober and he was sober, and it allowed their families to hit the restart button. Raquel said she wasn’t as worried about their family situation as she was about James and Brock. James asked who was Brock to give him advice; he’s big and clueless. Raquel thought Brock was coming from a good place, but his delivery was off. She said they’d have to expect the worst, and hope for the best. It wasn’t a great place to be in.

In Brock’s interview, he said, the Homebody shoot would be the first visual impression of the company. He couldn’t afford what he wanted on a start-up budget, and needed to get value for today. It would lead to him putting himself in a better position to pay off his debts. Scheana told Ariana that Raquel wasn’t responding to her texts, but Ariana said Raquel was texting her back. In Scheana’s interview, she said she wondered if Raquel was upset about what happened with James and Brock. She’d never gotten upset with Raquel when James caused a problem. The group got hair and makeup done, while Brock talked to the cameramen and director about his vision. Lala told Katie that it didn’t seem like a start-up photoshoot, and wondered where Brock got the money. In her interview, Lala said, this was the same guy who couldn’t keep up with his child support. The photoshoot was insane, when it was something that could be done on an iPhone. His priorities were f***ed up. She told Katie about Brock expecting her and Randall to pay for his and Scheana’s engagement/wedding, and Katie said she’d be upset in that position. Brock told Sandoval how good he looked in the women’s tank and leggings, and in Sandoval’s interview, he said he’d done women’s clothing – we flashed back to him in drag – but he’d never modeled women’s sportswear. Brock told everyone that James had texted he didn’t feel well, but Schwartz was also sick, so maybe he was telling the truth. In Brock’s interview, he said, who knows? Hopefully, James wasn’t using Schwartz as an excuse. Ariana said she thought James had been rude, and Scheana said, 100%. She thought James felt he and Brock weren’t as close as they’d been, and in her interview, she said James needed to get his anger under control. He couldn’t blame it on the alcohol anymore. Brock told everyone they were going to have fun and get some sick shots. They all jumped around, and did sporty poses. Afterward, Brock thanked them, and they took a group photo. In his interview, Brock said, it was perfect. It was a great turnout and event, and he got some good content. His ending balloon drop was a bit of a fail though, as it took several tries. The balloons finally fell, and they got a few more shots.

Katie talked to Schwartz about pitching the sandwich shop to Randall. They were going to ask him for a couple hundred thousand. In Katie’s interview, she said Randall had been begging the Toms to take his money. It would be embarrassing if he said, no thank you. Scheana and Brock signed their pre-nup, Scheana saying in her interview that they needed all their ducks in a row. With her first marriage, there had been an addiction problem, and he hadn’t wanted a divorce. She suggested they split their bank account, and he agreed. It was a big lesson. No matter how much you loved each other, there was always a risk you could lose everything, and she didn’t want to take that risk again. She told Brock that she still wanted to be surprised when he proposed, and Brock told her that she was going to be f***ing surprised.

Katie got to SUR first for the meeting with Randall, and called to see where Ariana was. Ariana was signing loan documents for a home refinance, and in Katie’s interview, she said, they were asking for hundreds of thousands. You’ve got to show up on time. If they don’t show they value the investors time, how will the investor believe they’ll value their money? Randall talked to Lisa first, saying she’d been in the restaurant business a while, and he wondered if he was going in the right direction. In her interview, Lisa said she wasn’t giving Randall advice. There was no upside for her. If it went right, he wouldn’t thank her, but if it went bad, he’d blame her. Katie explained to Randall why Ariana was late, and Randall set a timer for 30 minutes, saying he couldn’t waste time when he had plenty to do at the office.

Katie started telling Randall that they wanted to get a baker in-house, when Ariana finally showed up, saying, she parked the most illegally she ever had. Randall suggested she try to be punctual in the future. His partners weren’t as patient as he was. In Ariana’s interview, she said she was being held hostage by a notary, but her mortgage would be $3000 a month cheaper, so, worth it. I wondered what it is they’re paying if they can reduce it that much. They told Randall about the shop being unapologetically feminine, and the name Something About Her. He liked it, and asked about the budget. Ariana said they were still working it out, but figured they’d need $100-200,000. He asked what they were offering for the investment, and Katie said they definitely knew one thing they wanted to offer him – the Randall Emmett Production sandwich. He said he was in, and would tell his partners he was getting a sandwich, but they’d still want the numbers. Lisa came by with Puffy (!), and said, numbers were everything; they didn’t do it for love. She moved on quickly, and Randall said, Katie and Ariana weren’t involved with the Toms’ restaurants either, and he’d been kicked out of good restaurants, so they’d both rise from the ashes. Show him anything tangible, and he’d show it to his partners. In Ariana’s interview, she said, now it was wait and see, which was the worst. They’d lure investors in with their sandwich ideas. If Randall didn’t work out, they’d move on to the Vanderpumpernickel. Katie said they were a dynamite duo and couldn’t fail.

Brock and Scheana went back to wherever they were staying, but Brock made Scheana wait outside, then came back with a blindfold. He brought her in blindfolded, and led her to a room filled with rose petals and white and gold balloons, along with Marry Me signs. He said he had her mom’s help. He didn’t want to do anything without her anymore. She was the best mom, and the best girlfriend, and he wanted to make her the best wife. Erika watched from the sidelines with Summer as Brock presented the ring. He put it on her, they kissed, she said he did good, and Erika brought Summer out. In Scheana’s interview, the producer asked how she could not know, and she said she had a feeling it would be soonish. Brock told her that the only time they’d have is when they go away to James and Raquel’s engagement weekend, but Scheana said, she didn’t think she should even wear her ring. He said they’d sneak away to a secret place, with just her mom, Ariana, and Sandoval, who was ordained, and they’d be secretly married. They couldn’t breathe a word of it, and she was the weakest link. In her interview, she said there was no point in waiting. Why not do it this weekend? They agreed no one could know, and Scheana reasoned that they weren’t taking anything away from James and Raquel if they didn’t know.

Everyone got ready for the weekend, Scheana packing a wedding dress or three. In the car, Sandoval told Ariana that he brought his license, but he was having second thoughts. In his interview, he said Scheana was his oldest friend in L.A., and James was a good friend. The last thing he wanted was to be the catalyst for James going to the dark side. He was between a Brock and a hard place.

The vineyard/villa was pretty impressive, or how Schwartz put it, classy stuff; like a postcard. He said James had come a long way, and we flashed back to James being beyond obnoxious. In Charli’s interview, she said if she wasn’t the life of the party, this party would be done by nine. Katie told Schwartz about the meeting with Randall, and said they’d have an answer this weekend. She told him that Lisa was disappointed that Schwartz & Sandy’s was stuck where they were. Schwartz said that Lisa had 30 years’ experience. In his interview, he said they were just starting out, and learning as they went. They’d get there; it was just painstakingly slow. The rooms are rustic and gorgeous, and in Ariana’s interview, she said she felt like she was in a magical castle, where she could look out upon her wine kingdom. She asked if Sandoval had seen or talked to James since he’d lost it, and Sandoval said James had been giving him attitude. Ariana said it rubbed her the wrong way how he got in it with Brock, then came over to Raquel, and grabbed her wrist because he wanted to go. She’d called Raquel on FaceTime, and James was rude to her. We saw a clip of her asking Raquel to talk privately, and saying the wrist grabbing sh*t didn’t fly with her. Suddenly, James stuck his face in the frame, and said when Ariana was done venting about him, she could think about her own life. Sandoval said, you could just take so much. It had gotten to the point where it couldn’t be justified by a bad mood or a funk, but was a personality trait. Ariana said she didn’t know if James was going to be a Groomzilla, but so far, he was.  

Sommelier Joann took the group on a tour and wine tasting. Brock and Scheana arrived just after it started, and in Scheana’s interview, she said she and Lala had gotten hotel rooms, since they had the babies. They knew it was a good hotel, because Lisa was staying there too. We saw a clip of Scheana and Lala with their babies, and Lisa holding Puffy (!). James and Raquel were the last to get there, and Raquel was thrilled with their room, which had its own terrace. In James’s interview, he said, it was ironic that he was having his engagement party at a winery, but holy sh*t. Joann asked who was the lucky person who would have wine funneled into their mouth directly from the barrel, and Charli said, this bitch. In her interview, she said she came there to drink. These bitches would never be able to keep up. She was really annoying this whole episode, basically bragging about how much she could drink, and making fun of those who, according to her, couldn’t keep up. I have nothing against a party, but why is this a badge of honor suddenly? James and Raquel joined the group as the Paint and Sip started. In Schwartz’s interview, he said he enjoyed them; it was his third one. He wondered if they had a beer and macrame class. They painted a tree, and Ariana won, with Lala being the runner-up. In their respective interviews, Lala said she thought she should be first in everything, and Ariana said she thought she sucked at painting, but liked winning, so she’d take it.

Sandoval told Brock that he was nervous, and if it got found out in any way, shape, or form, he was going to freak out. In Sandoval’s interview, he said, he told Brock that he’d help out, so he was going to do it, for better or worse. And it felt like would get much worse.

Everyone sat down to dinner, and the manager congratulated James and Raquel. James thanked everyone for coming, and said he was feeling the love and energy. Their families would be joining them tomorrow. It was a huge thing, and he wouldn’t want to spend it with any other group. Ariana asked how James was feeling, since he’d been firing off at people. She brought up his intruding on her conversation with Raquel, but he said it was a small apartment; how could he not hear it? He apologized for the digs, and also apologized to Brock, but not for long. Brock said he’d had zero aggression toward James, and James got defensive, saying Brock accused him of saying something he hadn’t. He also didn’t need a daddy lesson. Brock said he didn’t want to walk on eggshells around James, and James said he’d felt distant; the friendship wasn’t where it had been. They ended up fist bumping, and Ariana toasted to the best weekend ever. Charli said, these bitches are weak, when they decided it was time to leave the table.

Tom grabbed his officiant license from the car, but told Brock if got a bad vibe, it wasn’t happening. Scheana joined them, and said James could be a d*ck, but she’d never do that to him. She also didn’t want to take anything away from Raquel. In Scheana’s interview, she said she was glad Sandoval put that doubt in her head, since she’d already had it. At the same time, James and Raquel had already had a weekend, and she could take some time for herself. Sandoval said they’d move forward optimistically.

Next time, the finale, Lisa doesn’t understand the delay with Schwarz & Sandy’s, and Lala tells James about Scheana and Brock’s wedding plans. <sigh> Every time I like her, and think she’s matured, then she makes me not like her, and acts like she’s in high school.  

👩🏽‍🚀 To Infinity and Beyond…

I had extra time, so I’ve been running late all day. It’s some sort of sub-Murphy’s Law. Drop by tomorrow for soap and a little OC. Until then, stay safe, stay doing the best you can with what you’ve got, and stay not planning a secret wedding during your friend’s engagement weekend. There’s always a weak link.

December 23, 2020 – Cyrus Pleads His Case With Florence, Rachel Comes Crawling Back, Andy’s Doorbells & On His Way

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

On the phone, Carly leaves a message for Sonny, saying, Jordan called. She said Taggert has been put into police custody for his own protection. She wants him to call her. And come home soon.

Martin asks Florence how she’s feeling, and she asks if she wasn’t sleeping. He says, out like a light, and she wonders what day it is. He tells her it’s still her birthday. He brought her hummingbird cake, her favorite. He says everything’s all right, and kisses her forehead, adding, he’s there. Cyrus says he’s there too. Happy birthday, momma. He tells her to say something. Anything. Don’t pretend she doesn’t know him.

Finn answers the door, holding a stuffed pig. Chase comes in with Gregory, and asks if it’s past Finn’s bedtime. When did he start sleeping with a stuffed animal? Finn says he never stopped. The pig lost its tail, and he promised Violet that he’d stitch it back on. Gregory says, she’s lucky to have a doctor for a daddy, and asks if it’s too late to say goodnight. Finn says, she’s down for the count, and he’s headed that way too. Gregory says they should leave, but Chase says they’re not going to miss a family tradition. He walks into the living room, and Finn asks, what family tradition? Chase says, poker night, opening a case of chips and cards. Name your stakes.

Maxie looks at a sealed envelope when Peter comes in. He asks how her check-up went, and she says the baby is healthy and waiting to join the family. Hopefully not when she’s walking down the aisle. She asks if he’d want to know the gender of the baby before it was born, and he reminds her they decided to keep it a secret, but… She says he’s having second thoughts, and he says he is. She says, her too. He wonders if they should call for an appointment, and she says, funny he should mention that. She shows him the envelope.

Valentin joins Anna at the MetroCourt, and thanks her for meeting him. He says he was wondering if she’d met with Dante, and if he’s safe to leave with Charlotte. He asks if she has any further insight into Dante’s state of mind, and she says she does, but she doesn’t think he’s going to like what she has to say.

Carly decorates the Christmas tree, when the doorbell rings. She says, Sonny? but it’s Dante dropping off gifts. He asks if something is the matter.

Jason calls to Sonny, but there’s no answer. He jumps down from the bridge.

Chase shuffles the cards, and says he’s glad Finn is putting the table to good use. Finn says, it’s bad enough Gregory taught him to play; he had to teach Chase too. Gregory says he taught Chase how to fleece his buddies at poker, but Finn had a gift. Chase says Finn held his own against the old guys, and never a dropped hand, until… He hesitates, and Gregory says, until he went on to bigger and better things. Once Finn became an infectious disease specialist, he didn’t have a lot of time for fun and games. Chase says, or family celebrations, and Gregory says, Finn would have been at the wedding if he could have. Finn says he knows that’s the story Gregory told Violet when she asked, but that’s not the real reason he didn’t come.

Peter asks Maxie if the envelope contains what he thinks it does, and she says, with all the planning for the double wedding, they can eliminate one question mark. He says he could narrow down his name list, and she says she had Dr. Navarro put the information in a sealed envelope. She’s been carrying it with her all this time, tempted to steam it open. If he doesn’t want to know, he should  take it from her now. He tells her, who says he wouldn’t rip it open?   

Alarmed, Florence asks where she is; what is this place? Martin says, she likes it there, remember? The staff is taking care of her. Cyrus says he’s paid for the best. Nothing is too good for her. Florence asks who Laura is, and if she works there, and Cyrus says she’s their daddy’s daughter, and their half-sister. Florence says, no, they’re mistaken, and cries out, where is my Gordon? Martin says, daddy is gone; he has been for years, and Florence says their father is dead because Cyrus killed him; her Gordon.

Anna tells Valentin, she had coffee with Dante, and they talked about Lulu’s condition. Obviously, he’s grieving, but he kept deflecting her sympathy. He’s filled with remorse for leaving. The Dante she knew had irrepressible charm; there was nothing the world could throw at him that was too much to handle. Valentin says, and now? and she says, when she reached out, the walls came up immediately. He didn’t want to share anything personal, and said he wanted to focus on protecting his family. Valentin says, one would assume that’s why Dante checked in; to keep his family from harm. She says, it seemed to work, and he says, until Dante tried to kill Peter.

Carly tells Dante, with everything going on, he didn’t have to bring gifts, but she thanks him for it. The girls will be thrilled. Dante hopes so. He asks Carly, what’s wrong? and she says, Sonny is out of town on business, and she hasn’t been able to reach him. Dante says, obviously, she’s tried Jason, and she says, he’s with Sonny. She knows he’ll call when he has a second, but she wants him to come home; be done with business so they can focus on the holiday. Dante has the feeling Sonny will be back soon, and asks her to let Sonny know he stopped by. She says he can stay, and fill her in on him and Rocco, and how they’re doing with everything. He says, they’re managing. Rocco is moving back to the house. She asks if Olivia knows, and he says she does. She’s been great helping plan it. Rocco will still stay at the Quartermaine’s a few nights a week, but the goal is for him to be comfortable to come back home and get back to knowing his father again. Carly says, for what it’s worth (🍷), she thinks he’s doing the right thing. He thanks her, and says the reason he was there to see Sonny was because of the house. They wouldn’t have gotten it in the first place if not for Sonny. She knows about that, right?   

Jason walks down the shoreline, huffing and puffing, and calling for Sonny. A helicopter flies above, shining a light down, and he ducks behind some shore grass.

Carly asks what makes Dante think Sonny had anything to do with buying their house? He says he has proof in the numbers; they don’t add up. They paid too little. She says, maybe the owners had to sell quickly, and their offer was first, but Dante says that’s not it. He and Lulu fell for the house faster than they fell for each other. There was another offer, and the owners took it. He and Lulu were crushed, but then the offer disappeared, and the owner came back to them and agreed to theirs. Someone paid the difference between their offer and the final sale. And by somebody, he means Sonny.

Anna tells Valentin, Dante never mentioned Peter. He was having a PTSD episode, and Peter walked into the line of fire. It was over a year ago, and Dante has improved a lot since then. He asks if she’s trying to convince him or herself, and she says, it was so extremely uncomfortable when she touched his hand, and said she was willing to listen if he felt like talking. The treatment he received had be successful. Why else would they have let him return? Valentin says he doesn’t know. Dante had a clean bill of health, or he asked nicely. Neither one of them is naïve about the WSB’s motives. She says she wants to believe they acted in Dante’s best interest, and he says, wanting something and it actually happening are two very different things. His primary concern is his daughter’s well-being, and he doesn’t have a lot of confidence in Dante’s emotional state. Anna says, Dante wouldn’t communicate at all for over a year, and even when Robert brought Olivia there, he wouldn’t open the door to his own mother. Now, he suddenly comes back and claims he’s better. None of it makes sense to her. Valentin says, tell him the truth. Is his daughter safe around Dante?

😠 I’ll have you know, there was an interruption so we could see Joe Biden get a vaccine shot. Then listen to several people talk about him getting the shot. Really? <sigh> By using the magic of the internet though, I was able to fill in what was so rudely interrupted.

Gregory says he knows he didn’t give it enough time after the death of Finn’s mother before he got married again, and admits he did a lousy job preparing Finn for it. Finn says, it was a big change in his life, but he was wrong to act out the way he did. Gregory says, it was a complicated time. It still is. It’s hard for him to believe, even though he and Jackie love each other, sometimes even a loving marriage isn’t built to last. If he did anything right, it was having sons like them. Chase says he was a great dad. He and Finn owe him so much. Gregory says he owes the both of them. He’s proud of them. He’s proud of Chase for being such a fine young man, and Finn for giving him a second chance, and letting him into his family. Finn asks if they’re going to play cards or talk about it.

Cyrus tells Florence, what happened to his father was an accident, and Florence says, he was so angry that day. Wild and headstrong. He stormed out of the house and jumped into the car. His poor father was just trying to stop him. Martin tells Cyrus, get out. You’re upsetting her. Cyrus says she turned her back on him, but he never turned his back on her. When Marty called him and said she needed help, he was right there for her. He’s given her everything she needs. He starts to get choked up, and she asks if he expects her to thank him. He says he doesn’t expect anything,. His hope is that she’ll talk to him like she’s his mother and not like a stranger. She says, he is a stranger. She doesn’t know him anymore. Maybe she never did. Laura goes to Cyrus, and says, come with her. She takes him into the hallway, and tells him not to ask his mother for something she can’t give.

Cops comb the shoreline. The cop from The Village People tells someone on the radio that he’s on the south side of the river. There’s a body. He’ll wait until they get there.

Chase says, read ‘em and weep. Finn asks if that’s what Gregory taught Chase, to cheat, and Gregory says he did not. They both play an honest game. Although in retrospect, he was harder on Finn than on his brother. He asks if Chase remembers the Little League game he lost, and Chase says Gregory took him out for ice cream. He told Chase that he’d done his best and that’s all that mattered. Finn says he doesn’t remember any ice cream, win or lose, and Gregory says he pushed Finn too hard. He didn’t want to make the same mistakes with Chase. Finn says Gregory has nothing to feel guilty about. Whatever he did or didn’t do, it was never Gregory’s fault.

Cyrus tells Laura, whatever his mother believes, his father’s death was an accident. Laura says she can believe it. He was a teenage boy, volatile and emotional. The last thing he should have done was get behind the heel of a car. That doesn’t excuse it, but it does explain it. The trouble she has, is the man that boy grew into. He has trouble with being honest about anything. He has a hidden agenda all the time. He says, not this time, and she laughs, saying, he’s got to be kidding. He had Jordan pull a file, and revisited a case she was involved in when she was a teenager. Then he left a trail of clues from Oregon to Mexico to Vermont, all so he could lure her in and introduce her to his mother. He could have just told her they were related. He laughs, and asks if she would have believed him. She doesn’t say anything, and he says he’ll take that as a no. She had to come there on her own, for her own reasons. She says, what about his reasons? Why does he keep caring for his mother when she continues to reject him? He says, all families have secrets, and he they need to know one another better before he shares one of his. She says she’d prefer he keep his secrets, and leave Port Charles, and he says she can deny it all she wants, but she must be noticing how alike they are.

Maxie tells Peter, this is silly. Why wait to find out if it’s a boy or a girl? Peter says, as always, she’s absolutely right. The envelope, please. She hands it to him, and he opens it.

Anna tells Valentin, she wants to trust Dante, but she doesn’t trust the process that sent him home. He wonders why the Bureau would send Dante home if he wasn’t ready, and she says, either Dante made a remarkable recovery, or… He says, or the Bureau needed something from him.

Dante tells Carly, he used to be a cop. He knows how to get answers from people. She says, okay. Sonny made up the price of the house. He thanks her, and says he knew it. They knew back then that Sonny was their financial angel. In the spirit of Christmas, he finally wanted to thank Sonny, but she says, Sonny would never admit to being an angel. Dante says, it would ruin his street cred; what would his rivals think? He has a heart of gold. She says, it’s no secret that Sonny is generous. He founded a whole AIDS wing at the hospital in Stone’s honor. Dante says, there are a lot of smaller things Sonny doesn’t get credit for, and she says, that’s true. He reads to Avery and Donna every night, and for the past three weeks, he’s been reading How the Grinch Stole Christmas. His Grinch voice is terrible. She just wants him home for Christmas. Dante says, he will be.

The cops bring out a body bag. Jason watches from behind the trees. The Village People cop says he’s checking now; he’ll be right back. He opens a body bag, and it’s Julian. He says he doesn’t think this guy drowned.

Laura says she’s nothing like Cyrus, and he asks if she really thinks it was a coincidence that they ran into each other at the firing range, taking aim at enemies imagined or real. She says she only takes aim at imaginary enemies (which is just plain not true), and he says, David Hamilton being the exception. She says, it was an accident, and he says, like it was their father’s death. She says, they both made terrible mistakes when they were young. The difference is how they’ve lived their lives since then. She’s tried to make the world a better place in any tiny way she can. He made killing a way of life. He says she has no proof. He was framed for the crimes he was imprisoned for. She says, deniability is not innocence. At some point he made a deliberate decision to abandon his conscience. He only pretends to feel compassion and empathy, but for a brief moment in Florence’s room, she saw who he used to be; a boy who craved his mother’s love. If he wasn’t such a dangerous man, she’d almost feel sorry for him. Almost.  

Gregory says, if Finn wasn’t upset because he married Jackie so soon after Finn’s mom died, what’s been eating at him all this time? Chase says, all the times Finn told him to be honest in his relationships, maybe it’s time he took his own advice. And while he ponders those wise words, Chase is going to get more root beer. He goes to the kitchen, and Gregory says, well? Finn hesitates, and Gregory says Finn never did like to show his cards. Finn says he’s not holding a winning hand, but Gregory says he doesn’t have to bluff. He knows why Finn was so opposed to the marriage. Jackie told him all about it.

Anna asks if Valentin thinks the Bureau sent Dante home deliberately before he was ready, but Valentin says, no. He thinks the Bureau believed Dante was ready. She says, ready for what exactly? Maxie and Peter come in, and Maxie says they’re going to be the first to know aside from her and Peter. Anna says, Maxie has decided against a double wedding? but Maxie says, no way. It’s going to be fantastic. They have a bonus reason to celebrate. She asks Peter if he wants to tell Anna, or should she, and he says, let her read for herself. Maxie hands Anna the envelope, and Valentin asks, what is it? Anna looks at the paper, and laughs. She says, Peter and Maxie are having a baby girl.

Carly says, since Dante has been back, she’s noticed how much he’s like Sonny in many ways. He loves his family very much, and would do anything to protect them. Speaking of family, he hasn’t met his little sister yet. Dante apologizes for not being there when Donna was born, or coming to meet her since he’s been home, but Carly says he’s had a lot of things on his mind. Does he want meet her now? He says he does, and they go upstairs.

Jason watches, and the Village People cop looks at Julian’s license. He says, it’s Julian Jerome, from Port Charles New York. He talks into his radio, saying, he’s got an ID on the victim, and gives them the information. He says Julian is probably one of the individuals who fled when the bullets started flying. They’re gong to find the second individual, and need a team to be sent to the bridge. The cops move on down the shoreline, continuing to look.    

Finn says, Jackie told Gregory what exactly? and Gregory says, they didn’t always have different schedules. They used to be close and confided in each other early in their marriage. After the wedding, he was angry that Finn didn’t come, and Jackie confessed it was as much her fault as Finn’s. Finn asks why she would say that, and Gregory says, she admitted she was career driven and self-absorbed, and never stopped to think how the marriage might impact Finn. He might have been hurt that they didn’t wait the appropriate amount of time to get married. Finn tells Gregory that he can’t believe Jackie said that, and Gregory says, despite what Finn thinks, his step-mother was always fond of him. Even if they go their separate ways, she’ll still be family, and he hopes Finn accepts that. If not for his sake, for his brother’s.

Anna says, Violet is going to be over the moon, and Valentin says he thinks James and Georgie will be thrilled to have a baby sister. Peter says he didn’t want to jinx things, but he was hoping for a girl. Anna can’t wait to tell Violet, and Valentin thanks her again for meeting him. She says she’ll keep what he said in mind. Maxie says they haven’t even talked about the wedding flowers yet. How does Anna feel about peonies? She drags Anna away, and Peter sits with Valentin. Valentin says, speaking as a girl dad himself, Peter is a lucky man. Excuse him for noticing, but Peter’s excitement at having a daughter seems a lot like relief.

Dante and Carly come back downstairs, and Dante says he’s officially a goner. She says he’d still be up there if she hadn’t dragged him out, and he says he’s kicking himself for not visiting sooner. She says when they found out Donna had spina bifida, it was terrifying, but she’s healthy, and she’s been a gift to the family from the moment she was born. You never stop worrying about them. Dante says, never. She thanks him for stopping by. Him coming back was the only Christmas present Sonny needed. He says he had a lot reasons to come back. He leaves, and Carly ponders.   

Cyrus says he doesn’t need anyone’s pity; least of all Laura’s. She says, because he’s the great and powerful Cyrus Renault? She knows who he is, and she knows what he’s done. Her daughter, his niece, is lying in a long-term care facility because of things he set in motion. He tells her, don’t push him. His patience only goes so far, and she doesn’t want him as an enemy. Martin comes out, and tells him, back off. Don’t talk to their sister that way. Cyrus says he was only pointing out she has no right to judge him. Martin says, the way he and momma have? They’ve got their reasons, and Laura has hers. Laura asks if Cyrus thinks caring for his mother’s every need, bringing her there, and paying her bills could buy her love, and he says he bought the city she loves so much. She says, not all of it and not yet, and he says, one piece at a time, sister dear.

Finn tells Chase, he doesn’t have to go home, but he can’t stay there. Anna comes back, and asks if they’re leaving already. Chase says he’s on the night shift and has to get back to work, and Gregory says his sons cleaned his clock at poker, so he’s packing his tent and going. He tells Finn, goodnight, and when they’re gone, Anna asks Finn if everything is okay. He says, this thing he has hanging over him that she said would eventually come out. He has to give an honest answer sooner or later; he can’t keep it inside. He wants her to know the real reason he’s been estranged from his family all these years.  

Peter tells Valentin, his daughter is going to be beautiful like Maxie, and with Maxie’s warm, loving heart, maybe she’ll take after her mother. Valentin flashes back to Anna finding out that she’s not Peter’s mother; Alex is. Peter says Valentin is going to tell him that it’s magical thinking, but Valentin says he’s not saying that. Peter says his silence speaks volumes. Valentin says, if it was a boy, Peter would wonder when and if he was taking after Faison, but he won’t look at his daughter that way? Peter says he sees a beautiful girl filled with light.

Maxie comes out of the bathroom, and sees Dante at the Toys For Tots bin, and they make a plug for that. He says he’s glad he didn’t miss the tradition, and she asks him to hang out and celebrate. She and Peter are having a girl. He tells her, congratulations. He knows Lulu would be happy. She says, come on, and she goes back to the table, but he hangs behind.

Cyrus approaches his mother’s bed, and says, Martin isn’t the only one who remembered her birthday. He can buy her so much more than flowers. He can fly her anywhere in the world. He can load her down with jewelry, and buy her the Cartier watch like Mrs. Phillips wore that she always admired. He could buy her anything to make her smile at him, but she’s not going to do that. He laughs, and says she can’t see him as anything but a bad seed, a delinquent who ran down her husband, but she’s mistaken. When she threw him out, he made something of himself. He opens his wallet, and says there are the hundred dollar bills he carries like singles. This is the black card he carries; it has no limit and is accepted everywhere. He takes out his ID, and says they gave him this after he became Chairman of the Board at General Hospital. He puts it on the bed, and says he’s a man of importance; respected, admired, even feared. He comes as close to crying as we’ll probably ever see, and says, one day, she’ll see him as the world sees him, and everything he’s done will have been worth it. Everything.  

In the hallway, Martin says he’s going to do Laura a favor, and get her out before the staff finds her loitering. And they will get suspicious. She says, he’s right. She came there to find something to use against Cyrus, and she’s leaving with more questions than answers.  

Julian is zipped up, and the cops pick up the bag. The Village People cop continues to look, and the helicopter shines spotlights all around.

Carly hears the door open, and says, Sonny? Jason comes in, and she asks, what happened? Where’s Sonny?

Tomorrow, Robert wants to fill someone in, Tracy says no way in hell, Franco asks if it’s a coincidence, and Jason tells Carly, the only way this will work is if they take it one step at a time.

Below Deck

Jolly Harbour, Antigua. Izzy wonders if they have a chef, and James wonders if they have a deckhand as well. Eddie asks if anyone knows who the chef is, or if they’ve gotten a new deckhand yet. In Captain Lee’s interview, he says, it’s high season, and any chef worth a damn is already working. They have demanding guests coming, and need someone who’s capable of everything on the preference sheets. They’re screwed. He can’t get through on the phone for a second time, and throws the phone down. Ashling is ironing, and the ironing board falls flat. I literally LOL. In her interview, Francesca says it’s the pickiest charter in the world, and they have no chef. She can’t believe this is happening. Izzy asks Eddie if they have a deckhand, but he’s more concerned about having a chef.   

3 hours before charter. The captain says he’d be surprised if everybody didn’t walk off. New deckhand Rob shows up, and in his interview, he says he’s mostly worked on sailing boats. Francesca tells him, they have a charter at 12, and also need a chef. Izzy introduces herself, and Eddie asks her to show Rob his new quarters. She tells Rob that he’ll be sharing with his boss. Rob meets Ashling on the way to his cabin, where he deposits his stuff before Eddie introduces him to Captain Lee. In Eddie’s interview, he says he’s happy Rob is on the team. He has experience, which will be a change of pace. Anything is better than Shane. We flash back to confirmation that he’s right. In Captain Lee’s interview, he says they’ve got two and a half hours to pick-up, and he’s sitting there choking his chicken. Rachel mysteriously appears, and introduces herself to Rob. In her interview, she says, last night, her head was all over the place; not knowing the severity of the virus and missing her boyfriend. Now she has to crawl back to the captain who doesn’t give two sh*ts about ego. She tells Captain Lee that she was totally unprofessional, and she’s very sorry. She respects him, and likes working under him. If possible, she’d like to do the charter, and do it successfully. In the captain’s interview, he says, normally, he’d tell someone who leaves, that they don’t get to come back. He’s pissed, but, like it or not, chefs are prone to do sh*t like that. We flash back to Leon (ugh) who ended up fired, and Ben punching things and slamming doors. The captain tells Rachel, he’s on board with that, and in his interview, he says, part of him wanted to say, f*** it, cancel the charter, and leave them swinging in the wind, but guests expect to be fed, and it’s the only plan he’s got. In Francesca’s interview, she says, part of her is stoked. Rachel is a great chef, which makes her job easier, but Rachel disrespected her, and isn’t someone she can trust. Her trust went out the window. We flash back to Rachel telling Elizabeth to talk to the captain about her issue with Francesca. Francesca says, moving forward, she’s going to be strictly professional with Rachel and Elizabeth.

In Rob’s interview, he says he’s an exploration geologist, which is being like a nerdy Indiana Jones. He looks for gold, but if there’s a market crash, he loses his job. He likes the fallback of yachting. His father and grandfather were in the Navy, and he comes from a long line of pirates and hookers. It’s what he’s meant to be. It’s unclear whether he means a pirate or a hooker. Eddie quickly explains that their chef had a mental breakdown, and asks for help getting her luggage back on board. In his interview, Eddie says he doesn’t think Rachel deserves her job back, but they need her – for now. He’s going to act like nothing happened, but something did, and he’s not going to forget. Rachel take notes from the preference sheets, and Captain Lee tells her, for sh*ts and giggles, he looked up how to make marshmallows. (It’s actually pretty easy.) In his interview, he says they’re not prepared for the charter at this point, but it’s completely Rachels’ fault. Izzy tells James that it’s a story they can tell their grandkids, about the charter where they all got f***ed. Francesca reads the preference sheets to the stews, and in Ashling’s interview, she says, holy sh*t. They’re going to die. Ashling gets to work, and Francesca tells Elizabeth, the pantry wasn’t clean, and the beach clean-up is still a mess. She needs to step it up. Elizabeth apologizes for lacking in some areas, and says she plans on 100% improving. In her interview, Elizabeth says she’s going to be tested on every little thing, and she’s going to be watched. We flash back to Captain Lee telling her that how she performs on the next charter will mean her future. She says she’s up for the challenge. She’s not going anywhere.

Provisions come on board, the captain says, arrival in twenty, and I say, oh God, out loud. Rob says, it’s like the first day of school; he’s excited. James says he’s good at his job, meaning himself, and the crew gets into their whites. Champagne is poured, and here they come. In Izzy’s interview, she says, the guests are so high maintenance and crazy, they’re going to get whipped. Let the games begin.

Primary Bryan yaps about his pedicure as he takes his shoes off, and the crew agrees he looks like Elton John. In Izzy’s interview, she says, they’re so effing cute. Like gay teddy bears. Okay. I’m glad she said it, because this group is over-the-top. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but there’s no politically/socially correct way to say it. Eddie tells the deckhands to get into their blues, and the captain moves the boat out. The guests toast to everybody there. Looking out at the other boats, Bryan says he loves how bigger they are than everyone else [sic]. Elizabeth tells Ashling that she loves her job, and doesn’t want to lose it, and James pulls in the fenders. Elizabeth tells Rachel that she’s nerve-wracked, but Rachel says she really has to concentrate on what she’s doing. In Rachel’s interview, she says, she loves Elizabeth, but has to set that aside. She’s in the middle, and doesn’t want it to affect her department. She wants to just focus on her job, and do some serious captain’s ass kissing right now. They’ll get there.   

Bryan says he loves the service, and he’s blown away. I’m not so sure demanding is necessarily a negative in their case. They might want a lot, but so far, they seem fun. In Francesca’s interview, she says, Elizabeth thinks she’s a diner waitress. She’s holding the wine bottle by the neck. We see Elizabeth pouring it that way. I’ve never poured it that way, and don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone else pour it that way. Francesca says she’ll take what she can get right now. Rob tells Eddie about people being masked in some places now because of the virus. Eddie does an impression of Trump saying, there’s nothing to worry about. Everything is great. They put unicorn floaties in the water. The captain tells Rachel that her successful lunch was a start. In his interview, he says, the only way Rachel knows how to mea culpa is with her culinary skills. Once you lose trust, it’s hard to get back. She’d better do her utmost to nock it out of the park (I see we’re back to that metaphor again). He says he’s going to keep close tabs on her.

Jet skis are put in the water, and the guests name one of the unicorn floaties Deborah. Rachel dictates the menu to Francesca, who puts it on her laptop. A Mardi Gras tablescape is created in black, purple, and gold, and it looks really good. Elizabeth tells James that she just came out of a relationship recently, and in her interview, she says relationships have jaded her, and she gets possessive. There’s a special place in hell for girls who try to interfere with your man. She says she’s a hopeless romantic, and she won’t lie; she’s attracted to James. Bryan drapes himself in beads and fake gold chains, and says they’re doing it Mardi Gras style. They all wear cool, festive hats, including a few of those tiny hats on a headband that I love. I’ve loved a tiny hat every since those guys wore them on In Living Color. Bryan says, the tablescape is amazing, and in Rachel’s interview, she says she’s been to Mardi Gras, and she’s not a fan, but tonight she has to prove to Captain Lee that he didn’t make a bad decision. I’m highly amused by the guests, and might even go so far as to say they’re effing funny. In Rob’s interview, he says, the key difference between sailing and a superyacht is that one is gritty with a sense of adventure, and the other is cushy with beautiful people. It’s a motivation to shower every day. Bryan calls the tiny hat a fascinator, but I’m not so sure that’s the same thing. He says, Rachel is an absolute genius, and in Izzy’s interview, she says, Rachel can effing cook. It sounds like Rachel is racking up points. The captain asks Eddie how Rob is doing, and Eddie says, good. Rob has never worked on big yachts, but has intuition. Francesca brings up the cake, Bryan says, Rachel did an amazing job, and Francesca passes along to Rachel that the guests love it. Ashling asks Elizabeth if today was better, and Elizabeth says that she was taken aback by how Francesca’s been speaking to her. Francesca walks in, and says, awkward. Elizabeth says Ashling was just asking how she was doing. Elizabeth tells Izzy that Francesca thinks she’s talking smack about her, and Izzy says there’s not much she can do about it if Francesca assumes every conversation is about her. I see what Elizabeth’s problem is. She’s talking too much about this to too many people. In Francesca’s interview, she says she doesn’t feel like she’s making friends, but she can’t trust anyone. She knows they’re talking about her. Well, you’re not paranoid if everyone really does hate you.

Elizabeth tells Francesca that it was like cleaning up a war zone the night before, and in her interview, Elizabeth says, things with Francesca aren’t good, but all she can do is work and hope it’s noticed. James kicks one of the unicorn floaties, and says, f*** you, Deborah. Rachel asks if the captain wants French toast, and he says, absolutely. Finding out Elizabeth went to bed late, Francesca suggests she work quicker. In Elizabeth’s interview, she says now she’s in trouble because she went to bed too late. Francesca tells her the primary wants the sheets changed in the master. In her interview, Elizabeth says, there’s nothing she can say against Francesca, and she just has to take it, but it’s hard. The guests get excited about the slide coming down the side of the boat. In Rachel’s interview, she says, the guests are digging the food, but there’s another person she needs to win over, and delivers the toast. In Eddie’s interview, he says he never wants to put the slide up. It’s a pain in his ass, and he hates it. The captain says, this might be the best French toast he’s ever had. The way to a captain’s heart is apparently through his stomach. He looks out, and says, the slide isn’t right. Eddie tells Izzy, part of it is backwards, and yells to James, just inflate the goddam thing. James says he senses tension. The captain radios Eddie, and asks how the slide is going. Eddie says he’s had better days, and Captain Lee says, everything is wrong. It’s the epitome of a sh*t sandwich. He goes out, and tells Eddie what he should do. Bryan and the guests watch from above. Eddie tries climbing down to fix the slide, which is twisted in the middle, and nearly falls into the water. The captain says, this is how to f*** things up, and climbs over the railing. He says he needs to get the line, and Eddie tells him to let someone else do that. 

The captain says he’s got this, and in his interview, he says, ribs are something that doesn’t heal quickly. He tells Eddie to get him a boat hook. If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. In Izzy’s interview, she says, the captain was hard-handing it over the railing. It’s a little crazy, but also badass. Captain Lee single-handedly pulls the slide up part way, and tells James to inflate the bottom. When this is finally done, the guests use the water toys. Eddie says, bleepity-bleep-bleep-bleep, and Rob says he has Britney Spears in his head. In James’s interview, he says he likes Rob. He doesn’t take his job too seriously. He thinks it will be fun. Francesca and Elizabeth discuss the beach picnic, and in Rob’s interview, he says, Francesca is giving off hot vibes. She puts newspaper on the table, and asks if he’s ever done a low country boil. He says, never, and she says her neither. In his interview, Rob says, when it comes to flirting, he’s hopeless. Fracnesca says she thinks it’s like a messy seafood feast, and in her interview, she says, a low country boil; she loves this stuff. Rachel makes Maine lobster, clams, and sausage, and Elizabeth says she’s never seen lobster look so picturesque. Eddie tells the deckhands they have to get ready to go to the beach at 4:30.

Elizabeth calls her dad, and tells him that the chief stew wanted her to step it up, so she’s stepping up. In her interview, Elizabeth says her father is a lawyer, and busts his ass at his job. He scares people because he looks like Tony Soprano, but he makes her laugh. We see his picture, and I think he looks more like Jesse Ventura. Rachel makes marshmallows, and offers one to the captain. He says it tastes like pure sugar, but I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing. Eddie takes the crew over to the beach, where they set up. Elizabeth and Izzy gather firewood. The guests arrive and toast marshmallows. Elizabeth realizes there’s only one bottle of champagne, and in Izzy’s interview, she admits Francesca isn’t the best boss, but Elizabeth isn’t the sharpest took in the shed either. She radios for three bottles, and on the boat, Francesca is like, WTF? In the meantime, Elizabeth tries to push water, but you can guess how much they want that. Eddie beings the champagne, and she says he’s the best. Bryan says, it’s always a party when champagne is a-poppin’.

Ashling tells Francesca that all the sheets have been changed, and Francesca says it was only the master that was requested. In Ashling’s interview, she says, Elizabeth doesn’t listen. It goes in one ear, and out the other; it’s frustrating. Francesca and Ashling look at the sunset, and Francesca wishes they could get in the water. She radios the captain, and asks if it would be okay, and he says, absolutely. Everyone is off the boat; enjoy themselves. Francesca goes down the slide, and James hopes he can see through her uniform. Ashling follows her, and on the beach, Izzy talks to James on the radio, and tells Elizabeth about the others going swimming. In Elizabeth’s interview, she says she feels like Francesca thinks Ashling is the perfect angel, and she’s the demon. Rachel brings the captain a dinner of lobster, clams, and corn on the cob, his favorite. He asks Francesca how it’s going, and she says, apart from forgetting the champagne… Eddie tells Elizabeth that the captain said he hopes she makes it to the end of the season; he likes her. Francesca tells Captain Lee that for every step Elizabeth takes forward, she takes two steps back. She didn’t finish taking down the decorations from the night before, and forgot to bring the champagne to the beach. Elizabeth asks Eddie, what if Francesca keeps giving her a hard time? The captain tells Francesca that he could replace Elizabeth, but it’s late in the season. Sometimes the devil you know is better than the devil you don’t. Yep.

Next time, a Parisian party, Rachel has to make sixty plates of food to make with no room for error, a bus trip to see a donkey, James and Elizabeth get some alone time, and Francesca says Elizabeth’s priorities are in the wrong place.  

🔔 Tonight, Watch What Happens Live transformed into The 12 Doorbells of Christmas. This year, the virtual doorbell was rung by Leah (RHONY), a very pregnant Lala (Vanderpump Rules), Shannon (RHOC), Reza and MJ (Shahs of Sunset), Karen (RHOP), Tabitha Coffey (Tabitha Takes Over), Pirate Tomas (RHONY back in the day), Marge and Marge Sr. (RHONJ), Heather (RHOSLC), and Alex (Below Deck). Lala is loving being pregnant, and told us James is still sober. Reza and MJ are still working on their friendship, and have high hopes for the future, for which I’m irrationally happy, considering I don’t really know them. Marge looks totally different, and quite the bombshell. She claimed her first facelift didn’t take well, so she had it tweaked. Frankly, I think she got a whole new face. Marge Sr. was the real shocker. Maybe the halo light helped, but she looked luminous, and absolutely ravishing. You go, Marge Sr.! Andy is taking one of his many breaks, and WWHL will be back January 3rd. He’ll also be doing New Year’s Eve with Anderson Cooper from Times Square on CNN.

Check out some Doorbells from years past…

https://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live-with-andy-cohen/photos/andys-12-doorbells-of-christmas#10909085

🎄 Ready Or Not…

At this point, Christmas will be what it’ll be. I concede. Whether you’ve thrown in the holiday towel or not, stay safe, stay not pressuring yourself, and stay keeping it professional and not pissing off the captain.