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June 26, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Anna Reveals a Truth To Felicia, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Happy Return, Exceptional Exceptions, A Noontime Of Quotes & West

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What I Watched Today

(Nada enchilada summer – condensed because life is short & summer should be fun)

General Hospital

Monday:

Nathan told Dante and Lulu that Britt and Rocco were in the Virgin Islands, and wondered why they didn’t seem surprised.

Portia said they hadn’t heard from Trina since the party, and Trina said she’d frozen her parents out before and it was a big mistake. Instead, she was going to be clear about how she felt. Curtis said they were just talking about how this couldn’t go on, and Portia said she was glad Trina was giving them a chance.

Ava said she wasn’t going to go running to Sonny because he’d sent one of his flunkies, but Ethan said Sonny was busy, so he was what she got. Did she want to come with him like a lady or should he hoist her over his shoulder?

The desk sergeant told Fitzpatrick that someone was there to make a statement. Good luck. Lucy came in, and Fitzpatrick asked how he could help her, but she said, actually, she thought she could help him.

Chase sang to Phoebe on the patio, when Brook came outside. She said the only thing she loved more than a man in uniform was a man in uniform singing to a baby.

Sidwell showed up at Drew’s house and suggested Willow make alternate plans for the kids tonight. Something just came up.

Ava said Sonny wanted information on Sidwell, and Ethan suggested she be Sonny’s friend and give him what he wanted, especially when it came to Sidwell. She asked what would happen if she didn’t. Would he haul her out to the car again, but this time she wouldn’t come back?

Curtis and Portia apologized for making the shower about them instead of the baby, and Curtis said they’d agreed to never talk about the accident again. They also accepted they’d never agree on what happened that night, so they’d move forward with civility. Trina said it sounded like progress, and Portia said they’d focus on their relationships with her and the baby. Curtis said, their individual relationships, and Trina said, as far as she was concerned, she’d like a lot less attention from both of them.

Brook said Chase was leaving for work early and wondered if he was avoiding Tracy. She was hoping her wonderful, forgiving, patient husband and her grandmother could be on speaking terms. Chase said it would take time. He knew there was good in Tracy. She’d been incredible with his father. Brook said she’d cared about Gregory deeply, but it didn’t discount the things she’d pulled with him… and Willow. He said Tracy had been protecting Brook, and in that way, they were on the same team. Brook said that was one of the many reasons she loved him.

Willow asked how Sidwell got in, and he said, through the back door. She said he had to leave the same way he came in. He couldn’t be there. He was a fugitive. He said, so he heard, but he’d suspected he would be after he’d shot Lucas Jones three times in front of the entire PCPD. She said he couldn’t be there. The PCPD and the WSB were turning over every rock in Port Charles. He said they’d never think of looking for him in the home of a US congresswoman though, would they? Drew watched them and took notes… in his head.

Lulu said they’d known Rocco and Britt were in the Virgin Islands, but not which island. Did Nathan have an address? Nathan said he did, and Dante asked if Britt contacted him, but he said, no. He’d gotten the information from another source. One he thought they would trust. Lulu wanted to know who the source was (shame on her), but Nathan wouldn’t give that up.

Chase said he and Phoebe had talked it over and decided to give Tracy the benefit of the doubt. One day, Phoebe would bring home someone she loved and he’d be the one doing background checks and hiring private investigators, so he could see where Tracy was coming from. Brook said he was a good man, and he said she wasn’t so bad herself. They kissed, and he said he was going to put Phoebe down for a nap before he left.

Lucy said she had information on one of Fitzpatrick’s cases. He’d arrested Curtis Ashford, hadn’t he? He asked if she’d witnessed the incident in the MetroCourt, but she said, no. She wasn’t there about the fight, but about the reason they’d fought – the car accident with Jordan Ashford and Curtis. She knew Jordan had been driving on Highway 91 and swerved into the oncoming lane, which caused the driver coming the other way to swerve out of the way, and the driver didn’t stop to help. She hated that the nice doctor was being accused when she knew of someone far more likely to have been the other driver.

Willow said Sidwell couldn’t hide there. There were people coming in and out all the time. He said he had no interest in being her permanent roomie. He just needed a couple of days. She said he should be on a private jet fleeing the country, and he said he had his reasons for staying. He’d invested years of his life in the project he’d been working on and had no intention of allowing his so-called partner to reap the benefits. He also had no intention of leaving Port Charles until he found out exactly who killed his son.

Nathan said Lulu was a journalist and should understand him protecting his source (that’s what I said), but she said her son’s safety was at risk. He said he agreed, which was why they should stop asking questions and start booking flights. Dante wondered why Nathan hadn’t brought Rocco back himself, but Nathan said he was trying to learn from his past mistakes. Rocco was their kid, so they should bring him back. Dante said, maybe Nathan wanted to send them on a wild goose chase and help his sister get further away.

Curtis told Trina, whatever she had to say, there were here for it, and Trina said she was glad they’d decided to stop fighting. Their family was important to her and she loved them both so much. She didn’t think she’d have gotten through Spencer’s death without them. But since then, her priorities had been all wrong. She’d put them and their drama first to the detriment of herself, and she wasn’t doing it anymore.

Ava reminded Ethan that he owed her. They both knew he wanted to keep the adoption closed so he didn’t risk blowing up his position with Tracy. He asked if she really thought he was going to swoop in later and demand money in exchange for Phoebe. That wasn’t what was going on. He had rules. He looked out for himself, but not if his selfishness impacted the innocent. Phoebe would be adopted by an incredibly loving and wealthy family. It was a win-win.

Chase told Brook that he was stopping by Willow’s before work to give her an answer about the job. He was turning her down.

Lucy told Fitzpatrick, on the night of the accident, she was at the Quartermaine estate.

As Drew watched, Sidwell told Willow that Sonny and Laura used his pain and grief to manipulate him. Pascal may have had a hand in Marco’s death, but he thought the killer was still at large. Willow said she was truly sorry for his loss, but didn’t want any part of his revenge. She was going to call the police, but as a courtesy, she’d give him a head start. He said they both knew she wasn’t going to call the police because she didn’t want to throw away everything she’d worked so hard to achieve.

Nathan said he did want to protect his sister, and not just from Cullum, and Lulu asked if he was talking about them. He said they had to admit Britt loved Rocco, but Lulu said, Britt kidnapped him. She took a minor out of the country without his parents’ permission. Dante said Rocco wouldn’t have been in this position if it weren’t for Britt, but Nathan said he wasn’t rehashing this. They had to decide which was more important, getting back at Britt or bringing home their son.

Trina said it wasn’t her job to fix her parents’ relationship, so she was going to stop trying.

Lulu told Nathan that it wasn’t just about finding Rocco, but protecting him from the WSB. Dante said they couldn’t do that without the exact location, but Nathan seemed more concerned with protecting his sister. Nathan said they seemed to forget Rocco went willingly. He could have come to them for help but chose not to. They drove him to Britt, and if they had any guts, they’d blame themselves. Dante asked if he’d helped Britt take their son.

Lucy told Fitzpatrick that she knew Willow was at the Quartermaines’ the night of the accident and would have taken Route 91 probably the same time the accident happened. He asked if she was saying Willow Cain was the other driver, and she said she couldn’t be sure of course (🍷), but she knew Willow tended to get emotional when she visited the Quartermaines. She’d been involved in a contentious divorce with Michael Corinthos who lived at the estate, and they’d gotten into a heated discussion about a custody arrangement. He asked if she knew of any other reason Willow might have been behind the wheel that night, and she said, no, but she knew of a reason Willow might not want to come forward. She’d been caught up in a scandal about the shooting of her husband and wouldn’t want her leaving the scene of an accident without rendering aid to be common knowledge. She didn’t have anything against Willow. She just hated to see a man wrongly accused and it leading to violent altercations. He asked why she was just coming forward with this information now.

Chase said he couldn’t wrap his head around not being a cop anymore. Not being a detective, he got to be fully present with her and Phoebe at home. He’d probably sit for the detective’s exam again, but when Phoebe was older. This was where she got to say, I told you so. Brook told him that she wasn’t saying a word. All she wanted was for him to be happy. He said as long as he was with her and Phoebe, he was more than happy.

Lucy told Fitzpatrick that it was embarrassing, but she hadn’t made the connection until she was going through her calendar and realized she and Willow had been at the Quartermaines on that same night. She just wanted to help. He thanked her and said the PCPD always appreciated people wanting to help. She said that’s all she wanted to do and left.

Sidwell said if Willow turned him in, he would take her down with him. She was a congresswoman because of him. He knew she shot her husband in the back. Twice. He also knew that she kept Drew immobilized with drugs that he provided. And it was because of him that she could now see her children. She’d be experiencing the agonizing feeling of being kept from them once again when she was behind bars. Willow said she had her own resources now and wasn’t going to let him threaten her, and he asked if Drew had any thoughts… Oh, right. He’d be hearing them soon enough. His and Willow’s relationship didn’t have to be adversarial. He wasn’t going to be there for long and they could help each other. She asked how sheltering a fugitive could help her, and he said it would be a shame for her to lose everything because she couldn’t keep her husband under her thumb. He could help her by procuring an endless amount of paralytic, and should she choose to, she could keep him in that chair forever. Drew stared daggers at him.

Ava said she was doing this for Phoebe. If she had the slightest suspicion Ethan was going to harm her, she’d throw him under the bus in a heartbeat. He said that made him respect her more. The baby would have two loving parents and it didn’t hurt to be a Quartermaine. She said she had no intention of cooperating with him unless he made it worth her while.

Trina said she just wanted the baby to come into the world with parents that got along, but only they could do that, and Curtis said they’d never meant for her to be responsible for any of this. Trina said it wasn’t them, it was her. For some reason, when she was around them, she got a compulsion to smooth things over and it wasn’t good or healthy. That’s why she needed to focus on her future and put energy into her relationships. Portia agreed and asked if there was anything they could do. Curtis said, whatever Trina needed, just ask, and Trina said what she needed from the both of them was distance.

Lulu asked if Nathan helped Britt, but Nathan said, no. His sister was suffering from a fatal disease and was being targeted by Cullum. So he didn’t encourage her to go on the run with their teenage son. What neither of them seemed to be getting was that he never wanted to be involved at all, but they were lucky he was. They were lucky he was the one who showed up on the pier and saw Rocco with the gun in his hand. He was the one who made it clear to Jason that he was willing to help and got Rocco out of there. Lulu said they were grateful, but Nathan said it didn’t seem that way. His sister was on the ground unconscious and bleeding from a head wound. He left her like that to protect their son. There was no sinister plan and he didn’t have any tricks up his sleeve. He had a split second to make a decision and he did the best he could for Rocco. Dante said, what about now? Was he doing the best he could for Rocco or was he protecting his sister? Lulu said that was enough. Would Nathan please just give them the address so they could find their son?

Lucy found Brook in the nook (ha-ha) and asked if they were alone. Brook said, for now, but the walls had ears, and Lucy said it couldn’t have gone better at the PCPD. She talked to the detective who arrested Curtis and had come out to Windymere to arrest Pascal. She skillfully and subtlety steered him in Willow’s direction. She thought just about now he was planning on checking the trip lock in Willow’s car, the one Brook’s mysterious friend tinkered with. The seeds had been planted and it was about to rain.

Sidwell said he knew the paralytic that Willow was using had somewhat diminishing returns. The first dose packed a punch for a month or so, then with every subsequent dose, the patient built up a tolerance and it wore off faster and faster. What if he could buy her more time? She asked, how much time? and he said, how much did she need? She wondered how he could do that while on the run, and he said he had his ways. It wasn’t the first time he’d had to relocate hastily. He could provide her with as much paralytic as she wanted in return for her cooperation. Chase knocked at the door, and Sidwell asked if they had a deal. Or should he answer the door?

Ava said she’d keep quiet about Ethan being Phoebe’s father and go with him, but if… when Sonny got pushy, he’d back her up. He asked if it was a favor or demand, and she said it was his choice. She started to walk out and asked if he was coming, and he followed.

Trina said she needed time and space to herself and would reach out when she was ready. She didn’t want them to think she was doing this to hurt them. She just wanted to focus on her music and give the showcase her best shot with no distractions. If she didn’t, she’d regret it later. Curtis said, understood, and Portia said her too. Should she still let Trina know when she went into labor? Trina said, yes. She wanted to know when the baby was coming and she’d visit Portia in the hospital, but she didn’t think she wanted to see either of them before that. Portia said she was sorry, and Curtis said so was he. Trina said she knew and she loved them, and Curtis said they loved her too. Trina left, and Portia asked Curtis to tell her they’d do better with this baby. Curtis said they absolutely had to.  

Fitzpatrick asked the desk sergeant if they’d interviewed Willow about the Ashford accident interview, but the officer wasn’t sure. Fitzpatrick said he’d check. He wanted to establish whether not Willow had an alibi.

Chase said he couldn’t stay since he was on his way to work, and Willow said she was glad he stopped by. She felt terrible about dropping the charges after he’d arrested Tracy. She’d put him in a tough position and she was sorry. He said he was the one who should feel bad. As much as he appreciated the offer to be her Chief of Staff, he had to turn it down.  

Brook told Lucy that Willow was relentless. If she wanted Chase, she wouldn’t stop until she got him. She refused to sit on her hands and hope for the best. Lucy said that was the worst thing she could do, but she thought convincing Chase that Willow left the crash site was the right move. Brook said she was grateful for Lucy’s help, and Lucy said she knew that, but it was more exposure for her. She’d gone out on a limb and told the police something that wasn’t true. Brook said, and it came with a price tag, and Lucy said now was a good time to talk about her compensation.

Nathan said he needed Lulu and Dante’s word that they’d let Britt walk away. No turning her in or phone calls. No law enforcement. Just go get their kid and leave. Dante said they didn’t have much choice, and Nathan said he didn’t either. As of 1 pm Eastern Standard Time, Britt and Rocco were at 17 Evans Drive in Road Town. Dante said, got it, and Lulu said Nathan could go now. Nathan said they were welcome and left.

Tuesday:

At the hospital, Dante asked to talk to Elizabeth.

Lulu thanked Laura for watching Charlotte, and Charlotte went to get settled in. Laura said if anyone could bring Rocco home, it was Lulu and Dante, but Lulu said they weren’t.

Elizabeth asked if it was about Rocco, and Dante said they knew where he was. He and Lulu were going after him. He was meeting Lulu at the airport.

Brook asked if Lucy wanted her to pay, but Lucy said she’d misinterpreted. She made a false statement to the police because she knew it was important to Brook. It would be fair for her to get something in return. She was thinking Brook’s shares in Deception.

Chase told Willow that he was sorry, but he wasn’t ready to give up being a cop.

Sidwell went in to see Drew and said it must be torture for him to hear his wife throw herself at another man.

Ava asked Sonny what was so damn important, and he asked her to tell him where he could find Sidwell.

Lucy said she was now an accomplice and would be on the hook if something went wrong, but Brook said they should have discussed it up front. Her grandmother would find out the stock was transferred and take it as a huge betrayal. Lucy said, just tell her the truth, but Brook said she couldn’t. Tracy would be more convinced her marriage was doomed and turn against Chase even more. What if she said no? Lucy said it wasn’t blackmail, but quid pro quo. Brook needed to ask herself what she was willing to do to save her marriage.

Willow told Chase not to worry about her. There were challenges right now, but she loved being in congress. She thought he’d want to be a part of it, but she respected his commitment to law enforcement. Her loss was the city’s gain and she wouldn’t forget everything he’d done to clear her name. The doorbell rang and Willow opened the door to Fitzpatrick. He introduced himself and wondered why Chase was there. Chase asked what brought him by, and Fitzpatrick said he was hoping Willow could clear up some questions about Jordan Ashford’s car accident.  

Lulu told Laura that they wouldn’t bring Rocco home for a while. It wasn’t safe for him. Laura asked what was going on, and Lulu said she wanted Laura to have the truth, but she couldn’t tell anyone, not even Doc. She wasn’t disappearing on Charlotte the way Valentin did, but Rocco was in life-threatening trouble because he saved Jason. Charlotte listened in.

Ava told Sonny that she had no idea where Sidwell was. She hadn’t heard from him since he’d shot Lucas, and if she had, she would have called the police because he’d tried to kill her nephew. Did he think she’d look past that? Sonny said, if his pockets were deep enough (ouch!). He knew she had been cozying up to Sidwell for months. Ava said she’d been curating his art collection, and Sonny asked Ethan if it had looked like business.

Lulu said her son shot Cullum, and Laura said it made sense now how Britt was able to ID Jason when she was unconscious. Jason had told her to do it. He was protecting Rocco. Lulu said he went to prison because he was protecting her son, and Laura asked if Cullum knew. Lulu said they thought so. He’d been asking questions about Rocco. That’s why they had to get to Rocco before Cullum, and they had a lead. Laura asked where they were going, but Lulu said it was better if no one knew.

Dante told Elizabeth that two different sources gave them a lead on Rocco’s location, so he and Lulu were on their way. She asked if there was anything she could do, but he said she’d already done so much for Rocco and him. She said that’s what friends did, and he said he hoped he could repay her someday, but she said, no need. He said they wanted to get Rocco before Cullum tracked Britt down and then they’d go into hiding. She asked, for how long? and he said until Cullum was out of Port Charles.  

Brook said she could give Lucy 10% of her shares, and Lucy said, or Brook could keep 10% of her shares. They bartered for a while and Brook finally said 41%, but Lucy said 51%. Brook said it was more than Tracy had, but Lucy said they could still gang up and override her. She was sick of Tracy reminding her that she had the larger share. It was her company. She’d founded it and she wanted to get her dignity back. So her silence for Brook’s shares in Deception. Did they have a deal? Brook said, fine, when Michael came in. Lucy said she was just leaving. Ta! She left, and Michael asked if he’d heard something about Deception shares.

Chase said, Willow had nothing to do with Jordan’s accident, and Fitzpatrick said he just had a few questions. She could answer them or not. Willow said she was happy to help if she could, but had to check on Drew. When she was gone, Chase asked if Turner had sent Fitzpatrick.

Ava told Ethan, go ahead, and he flashed back to Ava saying if she was going to keep quiet, he’d have to use his position to run interference with Sonny. He said, Sidwell wanted more, but Ava kept him at arm’s length. Sidwell was definitely making moves and Ava was definitely keeping him interested, but she was working him not falling for him. Sonny said he told her to stay away from Sidwell, but she said it was just a professional relationship. He said she’d been hanging around with Sidwell and he might have said something to give her an inkling of where he was in Port Charles.

Willow told Sidwell that a police detective was there and he had to leave, and Sidwell asked if the detective was there for him. She said, no, but he couldn’t be there. He said he wasn’t going anywhere.

Laura said whatever Britt was doing, she was working with Cullum and presumably wanted out, and Lulu said, that’s why she got Jason involved. (Um… Jason involved himself.) Then she got Rocco involved. She never should have let that woman anywhere near her son. She’d warned Britt to keep her distance. Laura said, for someone who claimed to love Rocco, Britt should have done something to protect him, and Lulu said, but she didn’t. Now she had to get Rocco away from Britt before Cullum found him. Laura said, if she didn’t, everything Jason did would have been for nothing.

Brook told Michael that Lucy came up with an idea that would shake Chase’s confidence in Willow and told him about Lucy going to the PCPD. Willow couldn’t prove she wasn’t the other driver because she had no alibi and she drove a black SUV. Brook just needed enough for Chase to believe it was a possibility. Even if Willow was cleared, she’d still have to face this huge scandal, which would work in Michael’s favor regarding custody. He said it was definitely unethical and could be risky for Brook.

Ava said, as far as she knew, Sidwell’s only holdings in Port Charles were Sonny’s piers and Spoon Island. She assumed he was long gone, but Sonny said, he wasn’t. Ava asked why he’d stay, and Sonny said Sidwell blamed him for Marco’s death and wasn’t going anywhere until he got his revenge.

Willow said Chase knew her pretty well and would know something was off. Sidwell had to go. Sidwell said he had someone working on that right now, but he couldn’t leave just yet. He knew she could handle the situation. If the authorities found him here, she’d end up in a similarly colored jumpsuit. She’d proven herself to be resourceful and charming. Use her charm to get rid of Chase and the detective.

Chase said the acting DA had it in for Willow. Her case against Willow hadn’t stuck and she was grasping at straws. Fitzpatrick said Turner hadn’t sent him. He was just following up on some new information. Chase asked what it was, but Fitzpatrick said he was just doing his job. Willow came back, and Chase asked if he could have a private word with Willow, and Fitzpatrick said, sure. Could he use her bathroom? Willow told him where it was, and when he left, Chase said he didn’t want her answering questions without a lawyer. He didn’t know Fitzpatrick, and given the past, he wanted her to be careful. Turner still believed she shot Drew and could be coming at her some other way. Willow said she didn’t know why Fitzpatrick would think she had something to do with Jordan’s accident. It meant something was off and she needed to find out the real reason he was there.

Fitzpatrick found Drew in the bedroom, closed the door, and introduced himself. He said he understood Drew’s condition and that he could blink once for yes and twice for no. Could he ask Drew some questions? Drew blinked once.

Lulu said she’d reach out to Laura when she could, but if anyone asked, just say she was dealing with a family emergency. Charlotte knew they were getting Rocco, but didn’t know the entire reason why. Laura asked if it was wise to keep her in the dark, and Lulu said she’d like to spare her if she could. As much as Charlotte loved Rocco, it couldn’t get out and she was a teenager. The clock was already running on her son’s life and she couldn’t risk anything happening that could speed that up.

Dante said there was no reason for Cullum to still be in Port Charles, but when he left, they’d have to test the waters somehow. He was going to do whatever it took, but he was still angry with Lulu. Really angry. If she’d come to him from the start, they wouldn’t be in this position.

Brook asked why investigating Jordan’s crash would be risky for her, and Michael said, involving the police could backfire. What if Lucy’s accusation backfired back to her? She said, it shouldn’t. She just wanted Willow to deal with the fallout of bad press. Willow wouldn’t even face criminal charges. The other driver would only face a misdemeanor, if that, for damaging public property. What the other driver did may have been morally questionable, but it wasn’t illegal, and it might be enough to convince Chase that Willow wasn’t this martyred saint. Michael said it was a solid plan, and Brook said, unfortunately, Lucy’s plan came with an unanticipated cost – half her Deception stock – which would make Lucy the single largest shareholder, not Tracy. He said Tracy wouldn’t like that, but Brook said Willow was after her husband and was bad news. She’d cost Chase too much already. What else could she do? He said she could let Willow have him. (That gets my vote.)

Fitzpatrick asked if Drew was aware of Jordan’s accident, and Drew blinked yes. Fitzpatrick asked if he remembered that night, and Drew blinked yes again. Fitzpatrick asked if Willow had been with him, and Drew blinked no. Fitzpatrick asked if she’d been home, and again, Drew blinked no. Fitzpatrick asked if she was on Route 91 that night, and Drew blinked yes.

Dante said they had to keep the peace for Rocco’s sake, and Elizabeth said it wouldn’t be easy, but it was necessary. And she believed he and Lulu would do whatever was necessary to save their son.

Laura asked if Lulu was okay, and Lulu said she had to be. Laura asked her to promise to reach out if she needed anything, and Lulu said she just needed Charlotte to be safe. She couldn’t disrupt Charlotte’s life the way Valentin had. Laura said Charlotte would be fine. Lulu just needed to focus on Rocco right now.

Fitzpatrick asked if Willow was involved the accident, when Willow came in and asked why Fitzpatrick was there. He said he must have gotten turned around and was just introducing himself to Drew. She said Drew tired easily and shouldn’t be disturbed, and Fitzpatrick apologized. He said it was good meeting Drew and walked out. Sidwell came back and asked Drew, did you blink? I missed it. (BA-Dum-CHH!)

Michael said, if finding out Willow made one bad decision turned Chase against her, what did that say about him? and Brook said, hopefully, it made Chase see the truth about her. He wondered why she wanted to be with someone who judged others so harshly, and she said he was still angry about Chase thinking he’d framed Willow. He said it showed how Chase thought. Chase decided a long time ago that he was the bad guy and nothing he could say or do would change Chase’s mind. Meanwhile, Willow was doing what she could to reinforce Chase’s perception. Brook said Willow leaned on Chase and painted herself as a victim, and he asked if this was really worth her alienating Tracy, but she said the problem wasn’t that Chase was too blind. It was that Chase was too good. He always saw the best in people. Michael said Chase only saw the worst in him for something he didn’t even do. Could she really see herself raising children with someone that self-righteous? Did she really want Phoebe growing up in a household where she lived in constant fear of disappointing her father?

Fitzpatrick asked if Willow was driving on Route 91 on April 8th around 9:30 pm, and she said she’d have to check with her assistant, who knew her schedule better than she did. He asked if she was with anyone at that time, but she said, again, without knowing what she was doing, she couldn’t help him. The best way to handle this was have the PCPD reach out to her office with a written request. He asked if she couldn’t look it up on her phone, when Chase said Fitzpatrick told Willow that she didn’t have to answer his questions. Willow said it wasn’t that she didn’t want to, but she couldn’t, and suggested again that the PCPD submit a written request. Fitzpatrick said he’d kick it upstairs and see what they had to say, thanked her for her time, and left.

Sonny told Ava that Sidwell had already come after Lucas and wasn’t going anywhere until he came after him. Maybe allies were helping him. Had he said anything to her? She said the only person she’d seen at Windymere was Director Cullum, and he’d made it clear the WSB was looking for Sidwell too. He said it wasn’t about choosing between him and Sidwell. It was about choosing between Sidwell and Avery. She said this had nothing to do with Avery. Don’t try to use her daughter against her.

Charlotte gave Lulu a necklace that Lulu had given her to bring her luck and keep her safe. She hoped it would do the same for Lulu. Lulu hugged Charlotte and said she loved her. She hated every part of this. Charlotte said she loved Lulu too. Tell Rocco, hey. Lulu said she would, and Laura said she was a Spencer. You’ve got this. They hugged and Lulu said she loved Laura too. Laura said she loved Lulu, and Lulu left.

Elizabeth said she’d be careful, and Dante said, if Cullum connected the dots, he might think she knew where Britt took Rocco. If she was questioned, take Ric with her. Ric was a shark and loved her. A nurse he knew and respected had said Ric changed and he chose to believe that. Elizabeth told him to take care of himself, and he said her too, and he left.

Brook told Michael not to be like her grandmother and say Chase didn’t deserve her. Chase was the best thing that ever happened to her and she loved him. She believed he’d be the best father, and she’d do anything to protect her family. Michael said, of course (🍷), but he knew what it was like to invest in a failing marriage and there were some fights you couldn’t win. Brook said Willow was taking advantage of Chase’s good nature and she refused to put up with it.

Sidwell told Drew that he’d overheard everything. Was he to understand Willow was involved in Jordan’s accident or was this payback? Was Drew framing his wife? Drew blinked once.

Willow said she was glad Chase was there. She would have probably just answered Fitzpatrick’s questions. Chase said he was sorry it brought back memories from when she was on trial, and she said it was like a nightmare she couldn’t wake up from and wouldn’t survive going through it again. He said he wouldn’t let anyone take advantage of her, and she said she could be in real trouble if not for him.

Outside on the phone, Fitzpatrick asked when ADA Turner would be out of court. He needed to see her as soon as she was done. It was important. He had a new lead.

Sonny said Avery was his daughter too, but Ava said she’d never jeopardize Avery. Avery had never met Sidwell, which she was sure his spies could confirm… So they have. Sidwell was his problem, not hers. They could destroy each other and the world would be better off. She’d be in the car. She left, and Sonny told Ethan, hold on. He’d been pretty quick to defend Ava. Ethan said he told Sonny what he saw, and Sonny said, be careful. Ethan didn’t know what Ava was capable of. If he underestimated her, he’d get in way over his head. Ethan said he heard Sonny and wasn’t going there, and Sonny told him to take Ava home, then get on the search for Sidwell. Ethan asked if Sonny was sure that’s where he needed him, and Sonny said that was where everybody should be. He wasn’t waiting for the cops. He was going to take care of that son of a bitch himself.

Wednesday:

Gio found Emma at the pool and said she was breaking pool rules looking that good. She said she wasn’t worried because the lifeguard there was a pushover.

Lucas went to see Carly and she hugged him. He said he wasn’t sure if she was going to hug or hit him, and she said she could do both. What was he thinking risking his life? Sidwell had escaped from police custody, but she had no time to get into it. She had to break into Windymere and needed his help.

Danny met Charlotte at Laura’s and she told him about Dante and Lulu going after Rocco.

Britt said she was sorry she scared Rocco. According to the symptoms, it had been food poisoning. He said it was better than the alternative, and she said she wanted to talk to him about that. When her decline came, it wouldn’t be like this morning and she wanted to prepare him. She was probably going to die soon.

Nathan went to Windymere and got into the safe. He took what was left of Britt’s meds, but ran into Cullum in the foyer.

Dr. Laurent said a bunch of stuff in French to an orderly that amounted to Anna not making progress. However, Anna did have a new haircut and a new crocheting hobby, and said she’d been looking forward to the doctor’s visit.

Carly wanted to know about the secret passages and tunnels, but Lucas said it was over. Carly said Josslyn was missing and she was positive Josslyn was on the island. Lucas asked why Josslyn would be involved with Sidwell, and Carly said his niece was a WSB agent.

Nathan acted like he was there to see Obrecht, but Cullum said if she was visiting with him, she wouldn’t be working. It could wait. Nathan agreed, and Cullum wanted an update on the PCPD and Sidwell. Nathan said the PCPD had picked up one of Sidwell’s associates. He’d been reprimanded, but no one suspected he’d let Sidwell go. Once the project was up and running, he intended to disappear.

James went to the pool and wanted to play Marco Polo with Emma.

Anna said she understood the precautions and acted all cooperative. She said she thought she had to reach a point where they trusted her sanity and she could decern the difference between reality and delusion. Dr. Laurent asked if she could.

Felicia asked Gio how Emma was doing, and he said all she wanted was to see Anna. Otherwise, she was okay.

Anna said she’d been going over it in her mind how she’d told them she’d been kidnapped, and Dr. Laurent asked what she believed now. Anna flashed back to being held prisoner and leaving the message at Windymere, but said she realized she’d created a fantasy. She knew Faison was dead.

Lucas told Carly that it explained a lot. He’d assumed it was Josslyn’s grief at the time. Carly said Josslyn had been angry because Cyrus was going to get away with killing Dex and Jack preyed on her emotions. He’d manipulated her into joining the WSB and made her think it was her idea. He knew Carly wouldn’t go for it, so he’d kept it from her. Lucas said, Jack wasn’t a complete idiot, just idiot adjacent, and she said it turned out Easter Island had been a cover for Josslyn’s training. She’d never been to Easter island and was already living a double life. Lucas said he was sorry Carly had to go through this by herself, but she said she hadn’t. Someone showed up who was the only one who could help her get Josslyn out from under Jack’s thumb – Valentin Cassadine.

Danny asked who told Lulu where Rocco was, but Charlotte told him that her mom wouldn’t say. He wondered if it was Nathan, and she said that made sense. They weren’t bringing Rocco back to Port Charles, but taking him away from Britt and into hiding.

Rocco suggested they deal with things when they happened, but Britt said she wouldn’t let him be unprepared. She’d agreed he could stay with her until the end, but this wasn’t real life. Spending time with him was great and she wanted to hold on to these moments, but the next time she got sick, he had to leave. Rocco refused.

Gio said Felicia told him that he made Emma happy, but he didn’t want to tell Felicia that Emma made him happy. He wanted to tell Emma. They kissed, when Nathan arrived at the pool.

James told Nathan that he’d won Marco Polo and could stand on his hands underwater for 43 seconds. He did a cannonball, and Felicia said he was trying to impress his dad. Nathan said he was already impressed and glad he could join them. He was trying to make time for James.

Anna told Dr. Laurent that she knew it wasn’t possible for Faison to still be alive. The truth was, she wasn’t kidnapped on Halloween. She was recalled to the WSB. Faison had been obsessed with her for years and she thought she’d dealt with it, but she was wrong. She’d been involved in an investigation with connections to Faison, and became consumed with it, not being able to tell the difference between what was real and what wasn’t. The staff at the clinic helped her see what was real. The doctor said they still had a lot of work ahead, and Anna said she wanted to do the work, but it was hard for her to explain what Faison was like and the impact on her life. What she needed was to talk to somebody who was there and understood. Just someone from home.

Danny asked what was going on, and Charlotte told him that his dad didn’t shoot Cullum. He was protecting the real shooter – Rocco.

Britt said it was never her intention that Rocco stay with her until the end. She’d only agreed to get him away from Cullum. Hopefully it bought his parents some time and they’d to figure out how to protect him. He said he thought she’d never lie to him, and she said it was what was best. Promise her he’d leave town the next time she took a turn for the worse.

Lucas asked if Valentin was the guy Carly had been seeing, and she said yes. He asked where Valentin was now, and she said he’d gone to Geneva to meet with the head of the WSB and tell them about Cullum. Cullum was a double agent and he was forcing Britt to work on a dangerous secret project at Windymere. Lucas said he knew that, and she said Cullum was the one holding Josslyn hostage. He said Cullum was the one who murdered Marco. The moss bowl🎍fainted.

Dr. Laurent made a call to Felicia and put Anna on the phone.

Charlotte said she’d eavesdropped on her mom and Laura talking, but Danny said she must have heard wrong. Charlotte said she hadn’t. Rocco had been weird since the shooting and had a hand injury. When had he ever helped in the kitchen? Cullum was a bad guy and he was going to kill Danny’s dad. Rocco shot Cullum to save him, and since then, Jason and her parents had been covering for Rocco. Danny said his dad was innocent. That meant the WSB could let him go.

Lucas told Carly that Sidwell shared the blame in Marco’s death, but had loved his son and would never hurt him. Carly said she had to get her daughter back right now, and started to leave, but Lucas grabbed her arm and said she couldn’t.

Anna told Felicia that she’d been working really hard and felt more grounded and more herself. What would really make her happy was a visit. Could she come to France? Felicia said, of course (🍷). She’d come first thing tomorrow. Anna told her to let Emma know she loved her.

Felicia told Emma that her grandmother just called.

Harker told Cullum that he’d followed Nathan to the mainland, but he’d only made one stop, the post office. Then he went to the MetroCourt pool to meet with his son James. Cullum said, his nephew James. For a man who claimed to be indifferent to Nathan West’s life, Cassius certainly seemed to be going out of his way to live it. He went to the safe and saw that Britt’s meds were gone.

Nathan and James played in the pool.

Britt said she’d watched patients die. Seeing something like that, seeing her like that, would change him, and she wasn’t letting that happen. He said he could handle it. She was a good person and deserved to have someone with her. She said she deserved to have it end the way she wanted it to – alone. She picked up the phone and said if he wouldn’t agree to leave, she was going to tell his mom everything.

Charlotte said Danny couldn’t tell anyone, but Danny said it wasn’t like Rocco would go to prison. He’d done it to save Jason’s life and was a minor. They could get his dad home and get Rocco off the hook. She said the WSB didn’t know Cullum was a bad guy yet, and would want the shooter to pay. Look what they’d done to his dad. What if they did the same to Rocco? He’d be putting Rocco in even more danger. He said his dad was in danger, and she asked if he was exchanging his brother for his dad. He said his dad couldn’t stay in prison for the rest of his life for something he didn’t do. His grandma was a great lawyer and would fix this. She had to.

Lucas begged Carly not to go. If she went to Windymere, she’d be walking into Cullum’s trap. She said he couldn’t expect her to do nothing while that monster was holding her daughter hostage, and he said, Valentin turned himself in for her and Josslyn. She had to give him time to do what he said he would.

Rocco agreed and asked if Britt was feeling okay now. She said she was, and he said, so he didn’t have to leave yet. She said, right, and he said she was going to be healthy longer than she thought.

Danny got all pissed off about Rocco saying nothing while he worried about his dad and told Charlotte that his dad was rotting in prison because Rocco didn’t tell the truth. Did she expect him to just let that go? She said, no, but telling the truth now wouldn’t save his dad. It would only dial up the danger for Rocco. She’d thought she could trust him. He said he’d helped her protect her dad for months and now he wanted to protect his, but she said his father wanted it this way. He could have given Rocco up, but hadn’t. Danny would be going against everything his dad wanted. He said he didn’t care, and she said, he didn’t care that he’d be putting a target on Rocco’s back and betraying her and her whole family? If he did this, he’d be nothing to her. He said he had to talk to his grandma. She’d know how to fix this. He left.

Cullum said, Cassius took the bait. This was a test and he failed. It was clear he was protecting his mother and sister, but he still had an important role to play in all of this. Cassius didn’t know it yet, but he’d handed Cullum something invaluable. He didn’t have to track Britt down. Cassius would do it for him. She’d die thanks to her brother and the poison he stole. (Doesn’t this guy have a real job? How does he have time for all this?)

Felicia said, it was like night and day from the last time she spoke to Anna, and Emma said she was relieved. Felicia said Anna’s doctor felt a visit would do her good, so she was taking the first flight out in the morning, and Emma said she was coming with her. Don’t fight her on this. Felicia said she was going to ask Emma to join her. Maybe they could bring Anna home.

While Gio kept James occupied in the pool, Nathan sent a text: Meds are on the way.

Anna thanked Dr. Laurent for approving the visit, and the doctor said she’d made good steps, but full recovery was a process. They’d need to continue to examine the full weight of her trauma. They were making good progress, but they weren’t done yet. Anna said she understood, and Dr. Laurent told her to get some rest. They’d talk tomorrow. She left, and Anna took out a stack of letters and pulled one out from the middle.

Lucas asked how long Valentin had been gone, and Carly said, less than twenty-four hours. She had to rescue Josslyn. He said she’d only get one chance and if she went there like this, Cullum would be onto her. How about this? If they didn’t hear from Valentin or there was no movement from the WSB by tomorrow night, then they’d go to Windymere together. She said, okay. Tomorrow, they go in. He said, and they didn’t leave without Josslyn.

Cullum told Harker that another matter demanded attention – Valentin Cassadine. Fortunately, Valentin had left them with two very valuable hostages. We saw a split-screen of Charlotte and Carly.

Thursday:

Laura and Willow sat at a table by the pool, and Willow said she could get funding for a program Laura wanted. It could make a difference for so many people. Laura was impressed by Willow and said the people of Port Charles were lucky.

Brook brought Phoebe to the pool and Gio yelled at the kids who were running. Brook told Phoebe that her big brother was keeping everyone safe, and looking at Willow, she said, there was the woman who was after Phoebe’s daddy.

Chase asked to talk to Tracy. He wanted to have it out.

Josslyn did push-ups, when Nathan came in to check on her. He asked how his mother was, and she said Obrecht was determined to finish the prototype. Congratulations. He’d manipulated his mother into doing what he wanted.

Curtis asked what Jordan was up to, and she said she was searching for Sidwell.

Fitzpatrick asked Turner if there was any chance to get a search warrant based on a blink.

Alexis went to the station and asked Bennett what Danny did this time.

Tortola, British Virgin Islands. Britt walked in to find Dante and Lulu in her room.

Nathan said all he wanted was to get Josslyn and his mother out of this alive, and Josslyn asked if he had a plan. He said the only thing he could do was play along. Cullum had to think he was on board. Josslyn said getting them out meant nothing if it meant Cullum succeeded.

Chase said he owed Tracy an apology, and she said, for what? He said he apologized for not mediating the conflict before things between her and Willow got out of hand, and she said the situation with Willow was working her last nerve. He said he wanted peace for Brook’s sake. And if there was still a chance to save their relationship, he’d like to.

Turner asked what this was in reference to, and Fitzpatrick said he’d received a tip suggesting the other driver might have been Willow.

Laura praised Willow, and Willow said she had a great role model – Laura.

Charlotte said she’d gotten Gio’s text to stop by the pool. What was up? He said he wanted to check in, since Dante and Lulu had gone to find Rocco. If she needed anything, don’t hesitate to ask. She said she was good. She was staying with her grandma. He said he’d also texted Danny, but hadn’t heard from him. Any idea what he was up to? She said, nope, and he said he’d thought they were tight, but she said, not anymore.

Bennett told Alexis that they’d gotten a call from the WSB. Danny had shown up wanting to talk to someone high up about his father’s whereabouts. They’d turned him away because he wasn’t accompanied by an adult, but Danny refused to take no for an answer and tried to hop a fence onto the grounds. She asked if Danny was being charged, and Bennett said that was up to the WSB.

Britt asked how Dante and Lulu found them, and Dante said, her brother. Lulu asked where Rocco was, but Britt said he wasn’t there. She’d consider telling them where he was after they promised not to take him back to Port Charles.

Jordan told Curtis that she’d been combing her work files, hoping to get a clue to where Sidwell had gone, and he said he had faith in her. Sidwell likely had an escape plan so her chances were good. She said she probably helped him set it up and enjoyed it. She’d taken the job to get evidence on him and it turned out to be the best job she’d ever had. He said, to gain trust of the target, sometimes you had to disappear into the role, and she said she’d certainly taken advantage of it. He said, as she should have. She’d gotten an incredible place, made good investments, and gained skills that would work for her anywhere. She said it put her in a good position to get a lead on Sidwell, and he said he had no doubt she’d find it if it was there. He left for a meeting.

Fitzpatrick told Turner what Lucy had said about seeing Willow the night of Jordan’s accident, but Turner said it wasn’t enough for a warrant. He said he’d gone to Willow’s house to ask questions, but someone got in the way – Officer Chase.

Chase said Tracy had been there for his father and Violet, and she said she wanted to preserve their relationship as well, but had concerns. He said nothing was more important than Brook and Phoebe, and she said she believed him, but he was putting his family in jeopardy.

Danny flashed back to Charlotte telling him that Rocco shot Cullum, when Alexis came in. She asked what he was thinking, and he said he was thinking about his dad.

Britt said they’d only be putting Rocco in danger if they took him home, but Lulu said Britt didn’t get to lecture them. The only reason Rocco had been on the pier in the first place was because of her. Britt said he wasn’t there at her invitation or with her knowledge, and she’d only tried to protect him. Lulu said Britt kidnapped him, and Britt said Rocco had a target on his back. Dante said Britt had a target on her back, so what was more dangerous than being with her?

Willow said she’d been inspired by Laura and strived to emulate her, but Laura said she deserved the credit for her own success. Willow said when she was faced with a problem, she asked herself, what would Mayor Collins do? and Laura said her door was always open. Laura’s phone rang and she stepped away to take the call. She said she was hoping to hear from them… She was on her way.

Willow approached Brook and asked if she could hold Phoebe.

Turner said Chase had shown he couldn’t be trusted when it came to Willow. They were married once and he was very protective of her. She believed he tampered with evidence during Willow’s trial, but there were only allegations. Fitzpatrick said he’d wanted to ask Willow more questions, but Chase asked to speak to her alone. He managed to find Drew on his way to the facilities, and asked if Willow had been on the road the night of the accident and was she involved. He blinked once.

Chase said he wasn’t having an affair with Willow, and Tracy said she was wrong to accuse him of being unfaithful, but Willow was stealing time from his family. He said Willow was a friend, and Tracy said it wasn’t about Willow. Willow knew what she was doing and so did Tracy. He said Willow was trying to help him and Brook adopt Phoebe in spite of the Quartermaines putting her through the wringer, and Tracy said his gratitude was taking him away from his family. He said, when he wasn’t working, his day was devoted to Brook and Phoebe, and she asked if he spent this much time with Willow when she was married to Michael.

Josslyn told Nathan that the device was extremely dangerous and volatile and so was Cullum, and he said he didn’t want Cullum to get his hands on it any more than she did. She asked why they weren’t making a move then. Cullum was already suspicious of both of them. He said he’d handle Cullum, and she said she might be alive, but was pretty sure her expiration date was coming up. He said there was no safe route off the island. WSB agents were practically hanging from the trees. She said she’d take her chances. Prove they were on the same team and get her a gun.

Danny told Alexis that he needed to see his dad. He thought if he could talk to someone face to face, they’d let him talk to his dad on the phone. She said no one disputed that the situation was unjust, but he hadn’t made it any better. Cullum came in and said he had to agree. This young man made things worse for himself and others.

Britt told Dante and Lulu that Rocco had insisted on coming with her. They knew how dangerous Cullum was. Why weren’t they taking him anywhere? Lulu said Britt wasn’t Rocco’s mother and it was up to them to protect him, and Britt asked why they weren’t doing it. Lulu said she was, and Dante said Britt had been selfish and just wanted more time with Rocco. Britt said she didn’t have a lot of time left on this earth and wasn’t wasting it apologizing to them. She loved Rocco. If she had a chance to spend time with him and protect him from Cullum, it was a risk worth taking. Rocco walked in.

Jordan thanked Laura for coming by, and Laura said she’d wanted to ask Jordan to go through her records to look for any clues on Sidwell, but didn’t want to put any pressure on her. Jordan said she’d spent the morning sorting through everything she had on him. She had a lot of raw information, but wasn’t sure it would lead anywhere. Laura said Jordan had given them their best chance, and looked through the papers.

Fitzpatrick told Turner that he’d wanted to ask Drew more questions, but Willow and Chase came in before he could. Willow said he’d been disturbing Drew’s rest and told him to submit any other questions to her office in writing, but she’d been willing to answer questions before Chase asked to speak to her alone. Turner said she assumed the warrant he was seeking would lead to proof Willow was on the road that night.

Chase told Tracy that the circumstances were completely different. If Brook had a problem with him spending time with Willow, she’d say so. Tracy asked if he could admit it was creating distance between him and his family. He said his focus was on his family, which was why he turned down the job Willow offered him, and she said, Willow did what?

Brook thanked Willow for not pressing charges against Tracy, and Willow said she just wanted them all to get along. Curtis approached and asked Willow if it was still a good time. Willow said it was. She just had to see Phoebe. Curtis said seeing Phoebe’s adorable face made him more eager to see his own baby. Portia was due any day now.

Charlotte said she thought she could trust Danny, but now realized she shouldn’t have, and Gio said Danny was very loyal to the people he cared about. All he wanted was to help his friends. Have a little faith in the guy. Give him time and he’d do the right thing. She said, if he didn’t, she’d never forgive him.

Cullum asked what Danny was trying to achieve by entering the WSB, but Alexis said she’d answer that. The WSB took Danny’s father and he missed him. He was just looking for someone to help him make contact, which wouldn’t have happened had Jason not been denied contact with his family. Cullum said it was touching, but failed to mitigate the act of breaking and entering, and Alexis said, a judge might disagree. She knew the public would when she went to the media and told them that the WSB had targeted a teenage kid who was grieving after they kidnapped his father and denied him due process. Cullum asked if it was the first time Danny had been found somewhere he shouldn’t have been.

Rocco told his parents that he’d had to leave. He was only causing problems. He’d also been able to help Britt. Where was Charlotte? Lulu said Charlotte was staying with her grandmother, and Rocco told Britt that he was sorry. It was his fault they’d been found. He’d called Danny and Charlotte for help and gave them the address so her brother could send her this. He handed her a package and said it was her medication.

Nathan said he couldn’t risk giving Josslyn a weapon. They wanted different things. He wanted to get himself, her, and his mother out of this alive, and she wanted to stop Cullum. She said give her a gun and she’d make sure she got out of there safely, but he said, maybe. Or maybe not. She said, he didn’t trust her? What if she believed he didn’t want to get them out of there? Nathan promised he would, but she said his word meant nothing.

Tracy asked what Brook thought about Willow’s generous offer, and Chase said Brook didn’t try to pressure him either way. She wanted it to be his decision. Tracy said because Brook prioritized his wants and needs. He should do the same for her. He said he didn’t see how his friendship with Willow prevented that, and she said she was sorry for the night she’d told him to pack his things. It was uncalled for and she overstepped. She wanted his marriage to succeed and believed he needed to take more care with her granddaughter. Despite their best intentions, sometimes they neglected the people they loved the most and she thought that’s what he was doing. She left.

Curtis told Willow that this universal daycare program was going to be a game changer for Port Charles. Would she mind if Aurora covered the launch? She said it would be great, and he asked how she’d feel about having a profile done on her. It had been a while since Port Charles had a real advocate. She said she knew how he felt about Drew, but she was still using his connections to get things done. He said, the difference was, she was using those connections to do right by her constituents and that was a refreshing change of pace.

Jordan told Laura that she was only involved in Sidwell’s public-facing enterprises. Marco handled everything Sidwell didn’t want her to see or know about. Laura said, so if he wanted to find a place to go underground for a while, he’d probably want to keep it as legal as possible, for Marco’s sake if nothing else. Jordan said, hiding in plain sight.

Alexis said she wasn’t discussing her grandson’s past with Cullum, and he said, then, how about an explanation on why Danny was trying to break in? What was he planning to do? The truth this time. She said, he wanted information about his father. It was reckless, but was it really worth the public back and forth? He said he preferred a quiet resolution. The WSB was prepared to let this matter go, provided Danny could assure him that he’d never do this again. Alexis said he wouldn’t, and Cullum said, good. Because if he did, there would be serious consequences. He left, and Alexis said she hoped what just happened scared Danny, because it scared the hell out of her. Cullum was a dangerous man and not to be toyed with.

Josslyn asked if Nathan or Cassius was making that promise. He’d said he and his brother had a connection and he wanted Nathan’s life. Yet he’d been lying to every single person Nathan cared about since he’d gotten there. He’d promised that he’d keep Britt safe and he couldn’t. What about the promises he’d made Nina or his mother? He was holding Obrecht captive so that she’d save him. James thought his father was back. When was he going to tell James the truth? Before or after his work there was done and he had to disappear again? He liked to play the good guy, but he was living a lie. He couldn’t come through for any of the people he claimed to care about, so why should she believe he’d come through for her?

Rocco said Britt was just so sick, he panicked. He should have known her brother would tell his parents where they were. He was such an idiot. Dante said Nathan had to tell them, and Britt told him not to beat himself up. It was okay. Rocco said it wasn’t okay. If he’d told her, they could have been gone already. Dante said he knew the three of them had a lot of work to do, but the important thing was that they found him, and Lulu said if they found him, that meant the WSB could too. They had to get out of there. Rocco said, what about Britt?

Jordan said it was like looking for a needle in a haystack, when Laura said, wait. What is this? It’s 352 Vista Lane. Jordan said it was a property Sidwell purchased, intending to give it to Marco and Lucas as a wedding gift, and Laura wondered why he kept it. Grief? He couldn’t accept his son was gone? Jordan said, Sidwell would have only kept it if it served a purpose… if he knew he might need a place to hide.

Chase met Brook at the pool and said he’d been talking things over with her grandmother. Brook told him, whatever Tracy said, she was sorry, but he said, it wasn’t like that. They had a really good conversation. She’d made him realize that he needed to take a step back and rethink his priorities. Especially now that… Fitzpatrick walked in, and Chase wondered what the hell he was doing there.

Fitzpatrick approached Willow and said he had a warrant to check the trip record on her vehicle. She asked, why? and he said, to see if she was on Route 91 at the time of Jordan Ashford’s accident. Curtis made a soap face.

Charlotte thanked Gio for listening, and he said he was always there for her. She said she had to get ready for her stupid internship. She wished she could bail and hang out at the pool with him. He said he totally got it, but they had the rest of the summer to hang out, and she said she’d be at the pool a lot. On the phone at a nearby table, a man said he had eyes on her now. She’d be in hand shortly.

Nathan said when he’d brought Josslyn to Windymere, he promised he wouldn’t kill her. His life would have been easier if he had, but he’d kept his promise. She said she was alive, but still captive, even though he’d had opportunities to let her go, and he told her to believe what she wanted. But when this was over and she was still breathing, she’d know he kept his word. He left.

Danny told Alexis that he was sorry. He hadn’t wanted to drag her into this. She said, but he did. She’d always fight for him, but he really needed to be careful. The last thing his dad would want was for him to be involved in any way with the WSB. He said she was right. He had to do what his dad would want.

Britt said Rocco needed to go with his parents. She’d be okay. He said, what if she got sick again or what if Cullum found her? and Lulu said they had to go. He wasn’t safe there and Britt could take care of herself. Dante said they had to get out of there and keep their heads down until this whole thing blew over, and Rocco said he’d leave, but only if Britt came with them.

🌞 Summer Friday…

At the pool, Chase wondered what Fitzpatrick wanted with Willow now, then apologized to Brook. He said this was what he meant about getting his priorities straight. He was here with her and Phoebe in this beautiful place on this beautiful day. How lucky was he? Brook said she and Phoebe were the lucky ones.

Curtis told Fitzpatrick, this is ridiculous. Isaiah Gannon was on the road that night. They should be focusing their investigation on him. Fitzpatrick said they were investigating all possibilities, and Curtis asked what evidence they had tying Willow to Jordan’s accident.

Jordan told Laura that she didn’t think Sidwell ever intended the property as a safe house, but Marco’s death changed things. Laura said it was a place where Sidwell could hide in plain sight. Did no one else know about the property? Jordan said she was the only one, and Laura said they were going to use Sidwell’s trust in her to bring him down.

Turner said, with Mac and Dante both on personal leave, she was going to need to rely on Nathan more than usual. She needed him to take over the search for Sidwell.

Charlotte walked into Crimson, and mystery guy was in the elevator, but didn’t get out when he saw Nina. Nina said she needed to talk to Charlotte about her work schedule for the summer. She wondered if they should loop Lulu in, but Charlotte said she was staying with Laura while Lulu was out of town. Nina asked if everything was okay, and Charlotte said it was fine. Nina said Charlotte could always talk to her father. She knew Valentin was in town and knew Charlotte had been seeing him, so why didn’t they drop the act and be honest?

Dante said they were trying to get Rocco out of danger, which meant getting him as far away from Britt as possible.

Dr. Laurent opened Anna’s door to let in Mac, Felicia, and Emma, and Emma ran to her. They hugged, and Anna said it was good to see them, but Mac said, not as good as it was to see her.

Jordan said, for all she knew, Sidwell could be questioning her allegiance to him, but Laura said she didn’t think he was. It was a lead that should be investigated. Jordan asked if she was thinking of bringing Sonny in on this, but Laura said they didn’t need to. Sidwell was a fugitive and all they needed was the PCPD.

Turner asked where they were in the search for Sidwell, and Nathan said, nowhere good. He could be anywhere. She told him not to assume Sidwell left town and to leave no stone unturned. Sidwell was dangerous and a big fish. She wanted to be the one who brought him down.

Chase suggested they take a trip to Seattle once the adoption was a done deal. They could introduce Phoebe to Finn and Violet. Brook said she loved it, and Chase got distracted looking at Fitzpatrick.

Fitzpatrick said they had two credible witnesses that placed Willow at the scene of the accident, but her presence at the PCPD would be voluntary. Curtis said Fitzpatrick didn’t have a warrant and was just waving his badge around, and Willow said she was nowhere near Route 91 that night. She noticed someone filming on their phone, and suggested they discuss it at the PCPD. She had nothing to hide.

Brook thought of other places they could go in Seattle, but noticed Chase was no longer listening.

Anna apologized for the way she’d acted. They’d witnessed things they didn’t need to. Felicia said they loved her, and Emma said the only thing they wanted was for her to get better. Anna asked what was going on at home.

Charlotte said Nina had been using her this entire time, but Nina said, not by choice. She could explain. Charlotte said Nina tried to sell her and her father out, and didn’t care about them at all, but Nina said that wasn’t true. She hadn’t wanted to do any of it and she was sorry. It wasn’t how she felt. She loved Charlotte and would take it all back if she could. At the time, she felt like she was choosing the lesser of two evils. Charlotte said it seemed like she was choosing between protecting her and protecting Willow, and Nina’s choice was definitely not her.

Britt told Rocco that his dad was right. The danger was her. Rocco said Cullum could be after him too. Cullum might know he’d shot him. Lulu said that’s why they had to get him somewhere safe, and Dante said they were just trying to protect him. Rocco said, that’s what Britt was trying to do too. He got that they didn’t like her, but he couldn’t just leave her to fend for herself. Britt said, yes, he could, and Rocco said Dante was a cop with a gun. They could protect each other. Dante said all they knew was that Britt was the target, and Lulu said that meant if Britt was with them, Rocco was in danger. Dante said he didn’t even know if that was true. If Cullum found them with Britt, she would be the only one he’d want alive because he wanted something from her. Did she want to tell them what that was?

Anna asked what the latest and greatest was with Emma, and Emma told her about going with Gio to New York to see Aladdin. It was a dream come true. Anna said it sounded like everything was wonderful back home and hoped she’d be joining them soon. She asked to talk to Emma alone, and Mac and Felicia left. She said what she had to tell Emma was important.

Brook said she could tell Chase was distracted and suggested he go see what was going on. He said he’d only be a second and went over to Curtis who was sitting alone at a table. He asked if Curtis knew what was going on, and Curtis said Fitzpatrick was overstepping again. Apparently, the PCPD had gotten a warrant for Willow’s trip log, and Fitzpatrick took her down to the station to ask her some questions about Jordan’s accident. Isaiah came in and asked if he’d heard Curtis say there was another suspect in Jordan’s crash.

Charlotte said she understood why Nina chose Willow, but Nina said Charlotte was family too. Charlotte said, not anymore, but who was she to judge? She and her father would choose each other in a heartbeat. Why would Nina be any different? The office phone rang, and Charlotte answered it. She told Nina that it was Willow, and Nina took the phone. She said, what?… When?… Why were they questioning her about… Of course (🍷). She’d be right there. She said she hated leaving Charlotte like this, and Charlotte wondered why since she was so good at it. Charlotte pretended to be engrossed in her phone, and Nina left.

Britt said she’d been doing work for Cullum and he’d like for her to complete that work, and Dante asked if that’s why Cullum was after her. She said, yes, and told Rocco that the only reason she took him with her was because she was worried Cullum was after him too. She thought he’d be safer with her, but that was no longer the case. The safest place for him right now was away from her and with his parents. Lulu said, listen to her, and Rocco said he’d heard them. Staying there was a risk, but he was willing to take it. They’d always told him that they take chances for the people they love, and they could hate it, but he loved Britt. She was really important to him. Help him help her. Lulu said she was going to let Britt decide what they did next. It was up to her.

Curtis said Willow wasn’t a suspect, just answering questions, and Isaiah said they must have cause to question her. Chase said it was a story he’d heard a thousand times, a cop trying to make a name for himself, and Curtis said, instead, he was making a big mistake. Chase said he’d clear it up, and went back to Brook, and Curtis said, another innocent person was facing consequences because of Isaiah’s actions. Willow was now at the police station because Isaiah wouldn’t face what he did.

Chase told Brook that he was sorry, but he thought he had to head to the station. ADA Turner had a vendetta against Willow and he thought she was steering Fitzpatrick in the wrong direction. Brook said it sounded like Willow needed all the help she could get, he thanked her for understanding, and he left.

Turner met Willow in the interrogation room and said they were waiting on the information from the trip log. Willow said she was told Turner had questions, but they both knew what was going on. Turner couldn’t convict her for attempted murder and was now trying to frame her for leaving the scene of an accident.

Anna said Emma was probably wondering why she’d asked for the visit, and Emma said she thought Anna probably had a good reason. Anna said Dr. Laurent encouraged her not to involve Emma’s mother in her recovery at this point, and Emma asked, why not? Anna said she was trying to work through the very complicated history she had with Faison and Emma’s mom was woven into that. Emma had missed so many years with her when she’d been abducted by him. Emma said she’d never forgive him for that, and Anna said, nor should she. She didn’t want to unearth that for Robin and subject her to those horrible times. She needed to be fully recovered and didn’t want to traumatize Robin again. Emma said she and her mom talked and her mom was 100% supportive of whatever Anna needed to do, however she needed to do it. Her mom loved Anna. They all did. All they wanted was for her to be okay.

Charlotte perused the clothing racks in Nina’s office, when Danny came in. He said he wanted to let her know that he didn’t tell his grandma about Rocco shooting Cullum. He realized she couldn’t do anything to help his dad, so he broke into the WSB to talk to someone himself. Charlotte said, wait. What? He broke into the WSB?

Jordan’s doorbell rang, and she answered the door to Nathan. She thanked him for getting there so quickly, and he said he assumed it was about Sidwell. Jordan said they believed they knew the location he might be hiding out at, and he asked if the intel was legit. Laura said they thought so, and he asked where he was headed. Laura said they thought that Sidwell might still be in Port Charles and they thought they knew where to find him.

Britt said she loved Rocco too, and part of that was knowing she couldn’t come with him. She’d made a lot of choices and some of them were stupid, some of them were selfish, and they led her here. One of the most selfish choices she’d made was getting pregnant with him, but she didn’t regret it because he was here. He was generous, kind, and wonderful. He was incredible and had changed everything for her. He’d taught her that there were things in this world that were bigger and more important than her. That’s why he needed to go with his parents, because the biggest, most important thing was that he was safe. So please, could he do that for her?

Isaiah said the police were questioning other suspects, yet Curtis was still coming at him with accusations, and Curtis said, because Isaiah was guilty. The police would clear Willow’s name soon enough. Isaiah said, maybe, but disparage his name one more time, and Curtis would be facing more than assault charges. Curtis asked if that was a threat, but Isaiah said it was a promise, and he left.

Turner said, no one was accusing Willow of causing the accident, but if hers was the other car involved that night, she left the scene of an accident without calling for help, causing Ms. Ashford precious time which directly impacted the severity of her injuries. Willow said she wasn’t even on Route 91 that night, and Turner said forgive her for not taking Willow’s word, given her history of losing track of her whereabouts. Willow said Fitzpatrick alluded to witnesses. Was she allowed to know who they were? Turner said, Lucy Coe was one of them, and Willow said, hardly the definition of credible. And the other one? Turner said, your husband.

Chase approached Fitzpatrick’s desk and said he knew Fitzpatrick was new and just following orders, but the ADA was railroading Congresswoman Cain. Fitzpatrick said they had cause for the warrant. Either the trip log cleared Willow or it didn’t. In the meantime, he suggested Chase go home. He wasn’t doing himself any favors by intervening. Chase said he was good here. He didn’t turn his back on friends.

Chase walked into the interrogation room, and Turner said, Officer Chase, in a surprise to no one. (Ha-ha!) Chase said he wasn’t violating any procedure. He was there as a private citizen and wanted a private word with the congresswoman. Turner said she’d let Willow know what the trip log turned up, and left.

Felicia told Dr. Laurent that Anna seemed much more like herself. When did the doctor think they could take her home? Dr. Laurent agreed Anna had shown improvement, but they still needed time to make sure there wasn’t a relapse. Anna was dealing with significant trauma and they were dealing with the process of separating reality from paranoid delusion. Felicia said Anna had lived a life of extremes. Some things that may sound paranoid from her past, could be grounded in reality. The doctor said, that may be true, but until she was satisfied that Anna knew the difference, it wasn’t safe for her to leave.

Anna said it was good for her soul to see Emma, and Emma said her too. Anna said she’d kept all of Emma’s letters. Reading about her life and how happy she was, was comforting. Just to know Emma was thriving and in love was the best medicine for her. Emma said she loved Anna so much, and Anna said she loved Emma too. They hugged, and Anna said she had to catch up with Felicia too, so Emma left.

Nathan said it was a good lead, and Jordan said she and Laura were in agreement that they’d do what they could to bring Sidwell to justice. Nathan asked, who else had they told about Sidwell’s location? and Laura said, no one. Jordan said he was the only person they’d spoken to, and he said, good. It was imperative that it stayed that way.

Danny said he didn’t even make it inside, and Charlotte asked how he could be so stupid. Cullum or anyone else could have made him disappear. He said the WSB just turned him over to the PCPD and Detective Bennett called his grandma. She came down to the station and smoothed things out with everyone. She said, no disrespect to his grandmother, but he got lucky. That’s all. Was he going to tell them that Rocco shot Cullum so he could free his dad? He said he wasn’t even going to mention Rocco. He was just going to tell them that Cullum was a double agent. She said, then he would be dead. If Cullum found out Danny knew he was dirty, he’d be in a hole somewhere dead. Or worse, alive.

Rocco said he’d go, but Britt had to promise she wasn’t going to stay there and wait for Cullum to find her. She’d keep moving like they said they would, take her medication, and not give up. Promise him. She said, okay, but he told her that he needed to hear her say it. She said she promised, and they hugged, both crying.

Anna told Felicia that she understood why Felicia couldn’t do as she asked. She was unwell and Felicia did it out of love. Felicia said not getting Anna out of there was one of the hardest decisions she ever had to make, but it was the right one. Anna was getting better and stronger. Anna said it was really difficult trying to explain her experience to people who didn’t know Faison and who didn’t know the history or context. It just seemed… Felicia said, unreal? and Anna said, yeah. Felicia said she just tried to explain that to Dr. Laurent, and Anna said Felicia knew better than anyone that the things that happened with Faison were too real. She thought what it came down to was that she was trying to figure out what she could trust from that experience in her memory and who she could trust. She took Felicia’s hands and said it was really important that she knew she could trust her.

Curtis saw Nina at the station and asked if she was there for Willow. Nina asked how he knew that, and he said he was there when the detective asked her to come in for questioning. There was nothing to worry about. Willow wasn’t guilty. Isaiah Gannon was. She said it was looking like it didn’t matter because Turner was targeting Willow. She was probably humiliated that she’d lost her case in court. He said, facts are facts, and ADA Turner is about to be 0 for 2.

Willow said it meant so much that Chase came there, and he said Fitzpatrick got it all wrong. She said Turner was claiming Lucy Coe and Drew were somehow witnesses, and he asked how that was possible. She said she had no idea about Lucy, but remember how Fitzpatrick was alone with Drew the other night? He said, Fitzpatrick would have had to ask Drew a yes or no question. What could he have asked that would have implicated her in Jordan’s accident?

Dante said, let’s go, but Britt said, wait. She remembered that she had something for Rocco. She handed him a small bottle filled with liquid that had a bubble wand in it, and he asked what it was. She said, when he was a baby, he blew these cute little milk bubbles. When she saw it at the bodega, she had to get it. It was probably stupid. What teenage boy was blowing bubbles? He said he loved it and thanked her, and she told him to take care of himself. He said, only if she did, and she said she would. Lulu thanked her for keeping Rocco safe, and as they were about to leave, Rocco came back and hugged Britt again. He said this wouldn’t be the last time he saw her, and she said, just wait. She’d pop up when he least expected it. He said, she’d better, and she said he could count on it. They left, Dante closing the door.

Danny said he was trying to help his dad, and Charlotte said if he wanted to help him, go home and stay out of this whole mess. He said, you’ve got it, and left. Mystery man got out of the elevator, and Danny went in. Mystery man went into Nina’s office, said, hello, Charlotte, and gave her a creepy face.

Isaiah said he didn’t mean to disturb Brook’s pool time, but he heard the police were questioning Willow about Jordan’s accident. He wasn’t asking her to break her husband’s confidence, but this really affected him. Was there anything she could tell him about what was going on? She said, Detective Fitzpatrick showed up there earlier, spoke to Willow, and she left with him. Not in handcuffs or anything. According to Chase, the PCPD had a warrant to look through Willow’s trip log the night of Jordan’s accident. He said, if they had a warrant, they must have cause. He didn’t wish anything bad on Willow, but if she was involved, he hoped they found proof. Then Curtis would have to acknowledge he’d destroyed his career for something he didn’t do.

Willow said she was sure Fitzpatrick asked Drew a question and misinterpreted his response, and Chase asked if they’d read Willow her rights. She said, no, and he said, then she wasn’t under arrest and didn’t have to stay here. He opened the door, and Nina asked what was going on. Willow said, nothing she should be dealing with. It was a complete waste of time. Nina asked if she was allowed to go, and Chase said, absolutely, but Turner said she needed Willow to wait. They checked the trip log on her 2025 BMW and it placed her on Route 91 at 9:30 pm on April 8th, 2026. In case she wasn’t aware, that placed her within seconds of Jordan Ashford’s car crash.

Anna said she was telling Felicia this because Felicia was her friend. She was going to trust the fact that their friendship was strong enough for Felicia to believe. Felicia said, believe what? and Anna said, Nathan West isn’t who he says he is.

Nathan thanked someone on the phone and told Jordan and Laura that he’d made arrangements to stake out the property. But Sidwell had a lot of resources and it was possible he had someone inside the PCPD. Jordan said it was probable. How else would Nathan have gotten ambushed? Nathan said, then they understood. The quieter this was kept… Laura said, the more likely they were to catch him. They weren’t going to tell anyone. Jordan said he had their word, and Nathan said he’d be in touch. He left, and took out his phone in the hallway. He said, it’s me. We have a Sidwell problem.

Lulu, Dante, and Rocco got in the car, and Lulu asked if Rocco was okay. Looking at the bubble jar, he said, not really. If anything happened to Britt, he’d never forgive himself. Dante started the car.

Britt was about to give herself an injection, when two armed officers busted in. They told her to freeze, and she put her hands up. An officer said she was under arrest for kidnapping.

Charlotte asked who mystery man was, and he said, Agent Mark McKay with the WSB. She needed to come with him. She said she didn’t know him and wasn’t going anywhere with him, and he said it would be easier if she cooperated. He backed her up against the desk, and she reached for a letter opener, intending to stab him, but he twisted her arm and made her drop it. Danny came up behind him and knocked him out. He took Charlotte’s hand, and they ran out the door.

On Monday, Sonny tells Alexis that they have to make sure Danny never finds out; Danny wonders why Cullum is suddenly after Charlotte; Cullum says Nathan needs to be there to make sure Sidwell doesn’t walk out of that house alive; and Anna asks Felicia if it isn’t worth looking into her theory.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

She’s back and ready to rumble.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-anna-devane-returns-after-months-off-screen-but-is-she-hiding-a-secret-agenda

I’m not hating glimpses of the old Brook.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-amanda-setton-reacts-to-brook-lynns-dirty-move-against-willow

Good for him. This was indefensible. Apparently, Brick is a stand-up guy IRL.

https://radaronline.com/p/stephen-a-smith-refuses-apologize-karmelo-anthony-verdict-opinion-blasts-supporters

This doesn’t sound like my jam musically, but kudos to him.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-alum-chad-duell-drops-his-new-single-if-you-need-me

This was sad to hear.

https://ew.com/fundraiser-launched-to-help-soap-star-marcy-walker-amid-health-issue-12005471

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

Eyebrows Joe claimed he had no ill intention in talking about Gael and thought Nathan was overreacting. In Nathan’s interview, he said Joe had been talking sh*t about Gael to everyone, and during the crew’s night out, he bitched in the taxi while the others went on to dance. In Joe’s interview, he said the day had been mentally challenging, but I have the feeling every day is mentally challenging for him. Both Gen and Joy were interested in Cooper, who said, it was a f***ing dilemma. After he was done pouting, Nathan told Joe, listen to the bosun, no stepping on toes, and have a good season. The next charter were repeat guests Johnny Damon and his wife Michelle, who wanted a  banquet reminiscent of ancient Rome, a dine in the dark experience (why?), and an escape room challenge. Aesha made Kayley second stew, and Gen said, WTF, dude? In Kat’s interview, she said she felt Gen had learning to do in the lack of respect department. That’s putting it mildly. Guest Josef turned out to be an immediate a-hole, disrespecting the crew and not following safety rules. He was so awful (and nothing to look at), his girlfriend requested to go back to shore, which Captain Sandy accommodated. She also told Josef that he needed to knock it off.

This dude was the worst.

The Valley

A drunk Zack had a hissy fit and Schwartz wondered, where’s the kumbaya? Where’s the happy birthday vibes? Where’s my cake?  The next day, Zack said, emotions got away, not just with me, with all of us, making me dislike him even more. I hate the all of us sh*t, when it wasn’t all of us – it was you.

In the City

It looked like Amanda was a budding hoarder. Two years prior, she’d told Kyle that she’d get stuff off the bed, and there was an entire room full of her junk. She kept calling it clutter. I guess tomato/tomahto. Kyle continued to be a jerk, and she said the night before she moved, he’d brought home two strangers and they were playing music at 2 am on Sunday. In bringing strangers home drunk, he was doing the thing she said she hated, even though he claimed to want to make it work. Kyle said they were nice guys, but she told him, it was a guy and girl, since he was clearly in blackout mode. In Amanda’s interview, she said she knew what he wanted, but her fear was that he wasn’t capable of giving her what she wanted. They’d just been married when she got a DM with a video of him with someone else. Maybe it would have been wise to have gotten a clue then.

Next Gen NYC

Ariana had broken up with Hudson because she felt she was holding his hand and no one was holding hers. There was talk about Charlie and the crypto house of horrors, and arguing about Gia’s mom unfollowing Ava. Gia claimed Teresa didn’t care enough to unfollow her, but my guess is that she wouldn’t know how if she did. Come on. She can’t even pronounce cumin. It was Emira’s birthday and she was having a C**try Night, although in her interview, she said Bravo was making her call it Country Night. Don the cowboy hats or the… never mind. Joining the group was new guy Liam, who was an actor and a friend of Hudson’s from school. In Liam’s interview, he said he didn’t watch reality TV. He’d seen one season of Love Island and decided it wasn’t for him, which I can totally understand. What did seem to be for him was Ariana. Maybe he should have watched Summer House instead. It was also Ariana’s birthday, even though she was going to Emira’s party, and Georgia said she’d thought Ariana broke up with Hudson for the show. When she saw Ariana’s move out post, she believed it was real. Like needing Instagram to confirm reality wasn’t bad enough, I thought if I heard her say literally one more time, I was going to scream. Literally, Georgia literally can’t literally stop saying literally, literally before every other word.

https://pagesix.com/video/next-gen-nyc-recap-ava-dash-strikes-feud-with-gia-giudice-over-teresa-drama-vrt-unpacks-episode-1

Kindly pick a lane. Even if just for Georgia’s sake.

https://decider.com/2026/06/24/next-gen-nyc-ariana-biermann-hudson-mcleroy-back-together

Real Housewives Of Rhode Island – Reunion Part 1

I hate Reunions and am growing to hate this group of women. Liz apologized to Alicia for embarrassing her about the homeless thing, and no surprise, there was a but attached. She also claimed it was a manufactured situation and that they’d known about the upcoming conversation in the car beforehand. This led to an argument, along with pretty much everything else leading to an argument. Jo-Ellen finally told Liz to STFU. My main question was, WTF was Rulla wearing?

https://www.realitytea.com/2026/06/22/real-housewives-of-rhode-island-rhori-episode-13-recap-reunion-part-1/

Random Reality Items

A revamped London premieres on July 29th.

One of the best reality shows on pause and reboot? WTF? Why?

Hard to believe it’s been 20 years. Premieres August 9th.

Because, LVP.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Project Hail Mary. HBO/MAX. Ryland Grace (Ryan Gosling) is a teacher recruited – scratch that – forced to become an astronaut in order to save the planet. While in outer space, he wakes to discover his fellow travelers dead and that he’s all alone. Not for long though. He comes across another lone voyager from a different species on the same mission who he names Rocky. The crux of this film is more the developing relationship between Grace and Rocky than the mission itself. Their developing bond is interspersed with scenes showing how Grace got there, along with fantastic special effects that made me wish I’d seen it on the big screen. Ken Russell would be eating his heart out if he was still alive. Normally, I’m not a fan of the outer space genre, but I loved this movie and especially loved Rocky. No surprise, there are plenty of miscommunications and poignant moments as the two become friends and bond. The dialogue is wonderful and the characters are engaging. There’s also plenty of humor sprinkled throughout, and the ending was just what I was looking for. Like Rocky, I could only say – Amaze! Amaze! Amaze!

The bare bones.

A more in-depth review.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/project-hail-mary-ryan-gosling-movie-review-2026

A perfect perspective.

Rabbit Hole. Amazon Prime. I’d never heard of this film, but Nicole Kidman is usually a safe bet, so I decided to give it a go and wasn’t disappointed. Bella and Howie lost a young child when he was hit by a car and are grappling with the aftermath. While I can’t identify personally, I can certainly feel empathy for such a loss. It’s out of order, and not only is the child gone, so are the parents’ hopes and dreams for their future. As others have said, there are words for other types of losses, like widow or widower, but there is no word for losing a child. The couple is also in group therapy to deal with their grief, but Becca is starting to feel unsatisfied with the lack of closure. She drops out of group and begins to develop a friendship with the teen who caused the accident. Kidman is her usual amazing self, but the rest of the cast is excellent as well, especially Sandra Oh as another member of the therapy group who dips out to smoke weed in the car. Both the story and acting were incredibly authentic, so be prepared to have your heart broken.

https://www.starkinsider.com/2010/10/review-nicole-kidman-stoic-in-rabbit-hole.html

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/rabbit-hole-2010

👩🏽‍🦽‍➡️ Bringing Wheelchair Sexy Back…

I love these two and couldn’t be happier that they’re back for a second season. First episode spoiler alert: Wedding bells can be heard.

https://people.com/jay-manuel-and-pamela-chavez-brittle-bone-disease-clash-over-expanding-family-exclusive-12004885

https://www.accessonline.com/videos/jay-pamela-have-candid-conversation-about-expanding-their-family-in-season-2-trailer

https://glaad.org/if-not-us-then-who-disabled-queer-couple-reshapes-reality-tv-in-new-tlc-show-jay-and-pamela

🙃 Rules Are Made To Be Broken…

🦅 Soaring again despite that pesky electrocution.

https://people.com/bald-eagle-returns-to-flight-6-months-after-being-electrocuted-12007139

🐄 Next she’ll want to borrow the car keys.

https://people.com/highland-cow-goes-viral-after-farmer-takes-it-to-beach-runs-into-ocean-video-12005660

🐏 Taking pride in the flock.

https://people.com/farmer-behind-rainbow-wool-tends-only-to-gay-sheep-saving-queer-lives-exclusive-12000672

🐶 And who doesn’t love a pet in a little hat?

https://people.com/virginia-vet-school-creates-graduation-pet-photo-shoot-tradition-12005495

🏌️‍♀️ Quotes of the Week

Tomorrow becomes never. No matter how small the task, take the first step now. – Tim Ferriss

Everything is as good or as bad as our opinion makes it. – C.S. Lewis, from Till We Have Faces

Apologizing does not always mean that you’re wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.Author Unknown

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. – John Burroughs

It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere. – Voltaire

Ends are not bad things, they just mean that something else is about to begin. And there are many things that don’t really end, anyway, they just begin again in a new way. Ends are not bad and many ends aren’t really an ending; some things are never-ending. – C. JoyBell C. (Or as Semisonic put it more simply, every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.)

The border to eternity is never ahead of us. It runs parallel to life and can be crossed over at any moment by old and young. – Reinhard Bonnke

A mathematical formula for happiness: Reality divided by Expectations. There were two ways to be happy: improve your reality or lower your expectations. – Jodi Picoult

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. – Mark Twain

She can’t take your little thought cloud and deposit it and write checks against it. – Judge Marilyn Milian, People’s Court

I’m trying to learn stuff. – West Wilson, Summer House

🏖️ Resting Beach Face…

Until next time, stay safe; stay not stressing over your summer body (seriously, look around, you’re not that bad); and stay not neglecting the people you love the most.

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June 5, 2024 – Gregory’s Memorial, Down In the Valley, Who’s On Top, Doug Plus One & West

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Gathered at the park for Gregory’s memorial service were those closest to him: Finn, Chase, Brook, Violet, Tracy, Alexis, Elizabeth, Aiden, and Jake. The bench where he sat now had a plaque with Professor Gregory Chase on it.

Finn said that he’d found Psalm 121 on a card Gregory was using for a bookmark and read: I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help. My help cometh from the Lord, which made heaven and earth. He will not suffer thy foot to be moved: he that keepeth thee will not slumber. Behold, he that keepeth Israel shall neither slumber nor sleep. The Lord is thy keeper: the Lord is thy shade upon thy right hand. The sun shall not smite thee by day, nor the moon by night. The Lord shall preserve thee from all evil: he shall preserve thy soul. The Lord shall preserve thy going out and thy coming in from this time forth, and even for evermore. (King James version)

Finn said this was his dad’s favorite spot, so it was fitting that he should become part of a place that brought him so much joy and contentment. Chase said the people who mattered most to Gregory were there, and he thought the hole his dad left would hurt less if they filled it with shared memories.

Elizabeth said Gregory had taken her in under his father umbrella and never judged her. She’d forever take with her his understanding and support. He showed her the level of kindness, compassion, and wisdom possible in a person, and she wasn’t settling for anything less. She thanked Finn and Chase for sharing their dad.

Alexis said she considered people she met who had a hardship inspiring, but ALS was beyond a hardship. She watched Gregory reject the limitations that were put on him, and it was a lesson to her. She was now aware of the limitations she’d put on her own life. No one on the face of the earth could convince her to jump out of a plane, except him, and they shared a big, mad, passionate kiss at the end. She wouldn’t have tried to get her law license back if not for him, and he taught her that even if you’re doomed to lose, you try. That’s the triumph.

Finn said he should have learned forgiveness from his dad who forgave him. He was the example of the man Finn wanted to be, but he was sorry it took so long to become the son Gregory deserved, even though he had a great example in Chase.

Tracy said, Gregory didn’t suffer fools. He’d told his son not to value the opinion of snobs, and she was the snob. She was being foolish and regretted it deeply. The missed opportunities in life loom larger as time goes on and get heavier. She didn’t believe in regrets, and Gregory was a great friend to her, but he was also a missed opportunity. If she’d known him sooner, longer, or better, would he have been… She doesn’t get to know, but the moral of the story is, if opportunity doesn’t present itself, make one. Contrary to conventional wisdom you can miss what you didn’t have.

Brook said, Gregory was magical, almost like a wizard. He created her wonderful husband and stood up in church and gave Chase to her. She said, sometimes life made us feel like there’s no such thing as magic, but because of Gregory, she knew it was real and her life was filled with magic, more than she could hope for.

Violet said she didn’t know if ghosts were real, but she’d found the last poem Gregory read to her. Then she read about how it’s not always easy or fair and we’re sometimes scared, but it’s a great, wide, wonderful world. She hoped he was happy.

Chase said his father was a good, strong, and gentle man in all the ways that mattered. He’d told Chase that there are no perfect people and people were fine the way they are, but he thought Violet was perfect. He called himself ordinary, and it took Chase until now to realize ordinary meant we should be what we are. We shouldn’t think we’re so special that no one understands or relates, and we should find something remarkable in every person we meet. If he could be ordinary like his dad, he’d be extraordinary. Finn and Chase scattered Gregory’s ashes under the tree.

At the reception afterward in the MetroCourt Gardens, Brook told Tracy that she was sorry about Gregory’s passing. Tracy said that she thought Gregory would have been pleased, and she and Brook told each other, I love you. Tracy said that Gregory had talked her into doing a shot, so they should do one in his honor, and they did. Brook was worried about Finn, but Tracy said she thought he was coping. Brook said she and Chase were thinking about taking Violet for a while to give Finn time to grieve. Tracy said they were both grieving, and she didn’t think they wanted to be separated because they were a comfort to each other. Alexis told Finn that his father would be proud, and Finn asked about the kiss. Did they have a romance he didn’t know about? She just smiled.

Natalia went with Blaze to rerecord a track, but Blaze was uncomfortable not having Brook there. Blaze told Natalia that she’d hurt Kristina, but didn’t share the details. Natalia said that Blaze’s hope was lost, but she still had her pride, and her passion for the music would get her through the day. The engineer was surprised Blaze was redoing the track, but Natalia said she thought they could maybe implement the notes she’d made during the first recording and make it better.

Blaze told Natalia that her singing was off, and Natalia told her to fall back on her discipline and training. That’s what professionals did. Blaze said she felt like a fraud singing about love, and Natalia asked if Blaze wanted her to call Kristina. Blaze said if Kristina wanted to come, she would have shown up. She was sure Kristina felt hurt and betrayed.

Kristina waited for Molly while she was in court, claiming she wanted to have sister time. She asked if Molly wanted to go to lunch, but Molly had a staff meeting. Kristina wondered why Molly wasn’t asking about the baby, and Molly asked if there was anything new to report. Kristina said things were good and moving on as they were supposed to. Actually, the only new thing was that she was aware Blaze had told Molly about what happened at the reception and Molly was pretending like she didn’t know. Molly said that Blaze had made one innocent remark which she’d picked up on and pressed for details. All Blaze would say was that Kristina and the baby were fine, but Blaze was probably never going to speak to her again because of the way Molly interrogated her. Kristina said, Blaze was very forgiving, and Molly said, so is TJ, but if the topic of the baby was off limits to keep Kristina happy, she’d honor Kristina’s wishes, no matter how obnoxious they were. Kristina asked why she wouldn’t be defensive when Molly was the perfect sister, but Molly said they were in this situation because she couldn’t reproduce, which was hardly perfect. Kristina said, Molly had rescued her from bad decisions countless times, and Molly said she’d be eternally grateful for what Kristina was doing for her. She couldn’t wait until the baby was here and they could argue about who spoiled it the most and who was being too tough.

Natalia pressed Blaze for details, but Blaze said telling Natalia would just make it worse, and don’t try to get it out of Sonny. Natalia wondered what Sonny had to do with it, but Blaze told her that time was money. Natalia said she was hoping Blaze was starting to understand that relationships like this one weren’t real. Blaze said, it was real, but Natalia said it was infatuation. It was natural to respond warmly to someone who admired you. Blaze said she knew the difference between fans, stalkers, and regular people, but Natalia said, maybe she’d misconstrued it. Blaze said if she was half as gullible as Natalia made her sound, her portfolio would have nothing but magic beans in it. Natalia used the term you people and denigrated Blaze’s relationship with Kristina some more, until Blaze said Natalia was making her angry. Natalia said it was a mom’s job to tell the hard truth.

Alexis told Finn that Gregory was funny, smart, and authentic, and he asked her why they hadn’t moved forward. Alexis said because she was too chicken, too cowardly to fall in love with a man she knew was dying. Chase told Brook that Gregory’s death made him realize we don’t know when our last moments will be, and he’d always tell her how much he loved her when he was leaving her. Elizabeth said Finn seemed more settled and asked if the memorial helped. Finn said, it did, but he worried that he’d gotten so good at pretending, he was fooling himself.

Kristina showed up while Blaze was recording and the way they looked at each other, you could tell all was forgiven.

Elizabeth thanked Tracy for arranging everything, and said she thought it helped. Tracy said she did too. Elizabeth told Chase that they were family now. She said Finn had gotten a call and asked Chase to tell him that she’d call him later. She left with the boys, and Chase decided to look for Finn. He found Finn at a bar in another room and saw Finn doing a shot… and then another shot.

Tomorrow, the pool is open (!); Kristina tells Natalia to let Blaze decide what she wants; and Brook tells Chase that she was worried something like this would happen.

🍼 At the Valley’s End…

When a dude is having the same issues he did a decade ago, it’s time to cut the cord, and Jax will be an eternal Peter Pan. He’s also one of those people who wail about needing help, but then refuse to take it because their plea is just for show. Hearing him make excuses was stomach turning, but even worse was hearing him sniffle that he needed therapy and then never going. Yep, this is why I’ve grown to hate this stuff.

On the other hand, Kentucky muffin has matured a lot.

🔪 Top Of the Chef To You…

Tonight’s Quickfire Challenge was a blind taste test of 26 ingredients. To make it extra special, the chefs had to make a dish with the ingredients they’d guessed right. For the elimination, they had to make a dish representing their time thus far. Spoiler alert. No one came out with an empty plate.

🐶 Pug Piling…

It’s official. Doug has a sister.

https://people.com/doug-the-pug-welcomes-rescue-dog-sister-dory-exclusive-8658235

🏄‍♀️ Beaching Off…

Come by tomorrow for a soap quickie and a little Summer tea. Until then, stay safe, stay being considerate of others at public events, and stay making your own opportunity when one doesn’t present itself.

May 31, 2023 – The Identity Of Trina’s Father Is Revealed, Part 2 of Rehashing Some VanderAwful Stuff & West

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Spencer wonders what’s in the box, and Ava asks if it’s ticking. Laura says, after everything they’ve been through with his uncle, he doesn’t need to open that.

Josslyn tells Carly to call Diane and make the deal. Testify against Sonny. Carly says she doesn’t know how much of the conversation Josslyn heard… Josslyn says, she heard enough. It’s a no-brainer. Carly doesn’t belong in prison, but Sonny does.

On the phone, Sonny says he wishes Nina were here. She should be here with her daughter. She tells him not to worry; she’s not giving up. She’s going to do whatever it takes to be with the people she loves.

Alexis walks into her office, and Esme is saying, she’s going to get fired. Gregory says, it’s not that bad, but she says, and on her first day. She hyperventilates, and he tells her, take a breath. Alexis asks, what’s going on?

Trina shows her ID at the desk to get her lab results, and the nurse leaves to get them. Taggert comes in, and Trina runs to him and hugs him.

Stella says, DNA results? For Trina? Portia says, Trina decided she wanted to know who her biological father was, so she had her DNA tested against Marcus’s and Curtis’s. Stella says, and now the results are in, and Marshall tells Portia and Curtis to get their butts over to the hospital, and be with Trina. Curtis says, sorry about dinner, but Marshall says he’ll save Curtis a bone. Just go. Curtis says he can’t believe it. In minutes he’ll find out if he’s going to be a father.

Trina asks how Taggert got here so fast, and he says, she called; he came. That’s the way it is, and that’s the way it’s going to be. In fact, he doesn’t mind having a little you and me time. She says she called Curtis a few minutes ago, and the nurse just went to get the results, so they should be good. He asks how she’s feeling, and she says, all over the place. Relieved that it’s over; terrified that the results won’t be what she’s hoped for. He says he hears that, and she says, mostly, she’s worried about the future. She knows they said nothing is going to change… He says, nothing is going to change between them, and she says she wants to believe that, but it happens to people all the time. They think nothing’s going to change, then in a heartbeat everything is different. He says, that’s people, not us, and she says, that’s what she keeps telling herself, but it’s not realistic. The truth is, those results could change everything.

Stella says she just wants Curtis to know no matter what those results say, they all love him and they’re here for him. She and his father would be happy to come with him if he needs the support. Curtis says he appreciates it, but he and Portia will be fine, and Portia says she doesn’t think Trina would want her there. Curtis says, Trina’s her daughter. This is a potentially life-changing day for her. Portia says, and whose fault is that? Trina called him, but didn’t call her. She thinks that speaks for itself. Curtis says he knows they have some things to work through, but one day, Trina is going to look back and be glad her mama was there for her. Portia says, okay, and Stella says, if either of them need anything… Marshall says, they’re going to be here, holding down the fort, just a phone call away. Curtis holds out his hand, Portia takes it, and they leave.

Carly tells Josslyn, yes, Sonny hurt her. He hurt all of them. She’s not saying they forgive and forget, but they move past it; they move on. What she definitely won’t do is have someone else pay for her mistakes. Sonny comes back, and says he’s sorry to interrupt, but he has to be somewhere. Can Michael tell Willow that he’ll see her tomorrow? Michael says, will do, and asks if he’s going to see Nina. Sonny says, yeah, and tells Carly to take care of herself. He leaves, and Josslyn says, he’s still choosing Nina over his own family, but Carly says, it’s his fiancé. Josslyn says, if Carly doesn’t make this deal, and actually goes to prison, he gets Donna full time, with Nina. Why is she still sacrificing herself for him after everything he’s done? Michael tells her, enough. This is mom’s choice, and they need to respect that. Josslyn says, and he’d know all about making choice that hurt innocent people, wouldn’t he? Carly looks at Michael.

Esme tells Alexis that she’s so sorry. She so screwed up. Gregory says, it’s hardly a disaster, and Alexis asks if one of them will tell her what’s going on. Esme says she’s so sorry, but Alexis says, not her. She just got five million text messages in the last half hour. What happened, and why is Gregory here? Gregory says he’s here because he was made aware of a minor snafu, and thought he might be able to help put out some fires. Alexis says, fires, plural, and Gregory says, it seems Esme inadvertently forwarded an email from a source to the global address book. Alexis says, opening them up to being scooped and making their source vulnerable? and Esme says, it was an accident. She thought she was just going to be answering the phones, and she’s doing everything that’s expected of her, but all she can think about is that Ace is staying with people who are trying to take him from her… Gregory says, Esme was already pretty frazzled by the time that email came in. He worked with the staff, and everything’s handled. It’s all fine. Alexis says, really? and Esme says, really? Gregory says, really, and Alexis tells Esme that she needs to be able to count on her to handle sensitive information responsibly, but it’s her first day, so Alexis is going to trust that she can, and that she’ll learn from her mistakes. Esme says, so she’s not fired? and Alexis says, not today, but you never know what tomorrow will bring. Clock out. Esme says, thank you. She’s so sorry, and promises Alexis won’t be sorry… at least not more than she already is. Esme runs out, and Gregory asks if Alexis thinks she’ll show tomorrow. Alexis says she’s calling a temp agency.

Spencer says he feels like he should at least know what it is. Everyone else’s gifts were innocuous enough. Ava says, open it or don’t, but whatever it is, don’t keep it. Laura says, it’s up to him, when there’s a knock at the door. Laura answers it to Anna, who says she’s sorry. She got held up at GH. Laura introduces her to JB, and Anna says she saw his name on the invitation to this… whatever get-together. She asks Laura if she even wants to know what she missed, and Laura says, Victor has found a way to be present from beyond the grave. JB says, please, take a seat, and Spencer says he’ll open this later. Let’s get this over with. JB puts the video back on, and Victor says, and now for his other nephew, Nikolas Cassadine, or should he say… Laura asks JB if Nikolas was invited to this. Does Victor know where her son is? JB gestures to the screen, where Victor is still saying Nikolas’s full name. He says, Nikolas came to his aid when he needed him. While Nikolas’s family mourned his death, they helped each other build new lives. Sadly, hard times finally caught up with Nikolas, but when the going gets tough, you need a home away from home. He trusts Spencer will take good care of his gift to Nikolas until Nikolas returns. JB pauses the video, and hands Spencer an envelope. JB puts the video back on, and Victor says he’s saved perhaps the greatest gift of all to his formidable opponent, special agent Anna Devane. Oh my dear Anna. They’ve both been in this business long enough to know eventually their sins catch up with them. So he leaves her the truth.

Taggert asks why Trina thinks everything is going to change, and she says, the only way nothing is going to change is if that test says he’s her biological father. He says, if not, he’s still her father and she’s still his daughter. No test is going to tell them how they feel about each other. She tells him, it’s not about what the test says; it’s about what blood says. She knows they’re not going to stop loving each other, but they’ll both have to live with the fact that she has another father, who she’s missed out on twenty years of getting to know. He asks if she regrets spending all that time with him instead, but she says, of course (🍷) not. He says, then what’s the problem? and she says, if it turns out that she and Curtis… She’s concerned the more she gets to know Curtis and his relatives, and the closer she gets with them, the more she’ll hurt Taggert. This is kind of a non-issue, since she would have gotten close to them anyway because Curtis married her mom.

Alexis asks if Gregory can explain to her what really happened with that email that Esme sent to the entire planet. What are they going to do about the fallout? How did he manage that? He says, the editors were divided on the best way to handle the leak, so while the staff tried to reach her, and they did try… She says she was at her homicidal uncle’s will reading. She couldn’t take any calls. He says he’s had some experience with sources in the past, and fortunately, this one was communicating with them through an anonymous email account. They refused comment to anyone who called to follow up, and legal watchdogged to make sure everything was minimal damage to The Invader. All in all, a great way to spend the evening. Alexis says she appreciates that he came in to handle it, and he says, his pleasure. She says she admits she’s a little surprised to see him, and that he’s been ghosting her.

Sonny hugs Nina, and she says, it’s kind of him to come and keep her company. He says he knows she’s worrying about Willow, so here he is, and she thanks him. She says she just keeps thinking if she stays away now, she might be able to get Willow back later, but she doesn’t want to talk about this subject anymore. She wants to talk about something happier. He asks what she has in mind, and she says she does have something in mind, and that’s a little bit of a clue. He says he thinks he knows what it is, and she says she has some ideas about their wedding, and she’d like to share them with him. She knows he really doesn’t care about that. Grooms usually don’t care about things like this. He says, you know what he cares about? Spending his life with her. She says, knowing he cares about that is what keeps her going.

Carly , what the hell is going on? and Josslyn suggests Michael tell her. Michael says, mom’s got enough on her plate right now. They can figure this out on their own. Carly says, or they could just tell her, when her phone rings. She says, it’s Pilar. She has to take this. If this isn’t over when she comes back, she wants to know. She leaves, and Michael says, Josslyn can be as pissed off at him as she wants. She thanks him, but says she doesn’t need his permission, and she doesn’t want to be mad at him. But he… He says he knows what he did, but they don’t need to involve mom. She’s got enough going on. She doesn’t need anything else right now. Josslyn says she doesn’t want to drag mom into what Michael is doing to Dex either. Maybe it’s a good thing he didn’t turn Sonny in.

Gregory tells Alexis that he’s sorry for going radio silent. He thought about reaching out many times. She asks why he didn’t, and he says, when he was diagnosed with ALS, all he could think about was not wanting to be a burden to anyone. Even though she urged him to tell the truth, he felt like he was putting this massive burden on her. When he didn’t hear from her, he assumed that’s how she felt; that he’d scared her off. That is until he got that last text message. She says, the reason he didn’t hear from her is she was afraid he’d think she was disrespecting his boundaries. Then she talked to her daughter – she didn’t tell her any details – and she told Alexis that there’s a big difference between inserting yourself in someone’s life when you’re not wanted, and simply reaching out to let him know she’s thinking about him. He says he convinced himself he could go it alone, but then her text made him realize he was wrong about that. How much he needs a friend.

Marshall tells Stella to eat this gumbo before it gets cold, but she says she doesn’t even want to think about food right now. He says, don’t think, just eat, and she says, as they speak, Curtis, Trina, and Portia are going through something momentous, and need the support of their family. He says, they’re supporting them by giving them the room they need to deal with this issue, regardless of what happens. Then they’ll come back to them. She says, Curtis might come to him, but her nephew wants nothing to do with her. He’s still upset that she ran away from his wedding. Marshall says, she may have run and hid, but at least she came back. Took her long enough. And here she is, letting his gumbo get cold. She says she appreciates what he’s trying to do, and she knows he thinks Curtis will forgive her, but she wasn’t there for him when he needed her the most. She’s just afraid she lost him forever.

Taggert says, when he sees Trina, he sees that little baby who he used to hold in his hands and sing to sleep at night. He sees that girl who demanded he take her training wheels off her bike. The same little girl whose skinned knee he was patching up when she crashed moments later. They laugh, and he says, when he looks at her, he sees her whole life – the good, the bad. He sees parts of her life he wasn’t even a part of. She’s always going to be here; he points to his heart. She’s always going to be a part of his life, and he’s always going to be a part of hers. Even if she ends up being part of another family, that doesn’t mean she’s not his. He puts his arm around her, and Curtis and Portia come out of the elevator.

Anna says, so that’s it? Victor wanted to taunt her one last time? Are they finished? JB says, not quite. He puts the video on, and Victor says, finally, to their illustrious mayor, Laura Collins. Oh my dear, dear Laura. If she’s watching this, it means she’s won. She’s the sole survivor of the great game they began all those decades ago. So he leaves her to live the rest of her life in peace – Laura looks surprised – with his respect and admiration, knowing she was indeed a worthy adversary. He lifts his glass, and says, congratulations, taking a drink. I almost want to cry at how fair he is here, and JB says, that concludes the reading of Victor Cassadine’s last will and testament. He leaves them to their grief. Spencer nearly chokes, and Laura thanks JB for everything, and for coming to the apartment. She appreciates that a lot. She gets the door for him, and he leaves. She says, so, and Ava says, so Spencer, open the envelope. Spencer says, this is a private family matter, and she’s no longer… Laura says she’d like to know what’s in it too, and he says, okay. He opens it, taking out a document, and says, it’s in Russian, so anybody? Laura says she thinks Anna can speak Russian (which is very different from reading it). Anna is daydreaming, and Laura gets her attention and asks if she can read Russian. Anna says, a little, and Spencer gives her the document. She says, it looks like a deed to a property. Right here’s the address. She shows Spencer, and says, sorry she can’t be of much help. He thanks her, and Laura asks if she can get Anna something. She thinks they could all use a stiff drink at this point. Anna says she has to get going, and Ava asks what she thinks this truth she’s inherited is about. Anna says, it’s just a mind game, isn’t it? Victor’s attempt to get her to obsess about something… drive her to distraction, whatever. Ava says she knows that song well, but Anna says she’s not worried about it. She doesn’t think any of them should take a gift from Victor at face value, and Laura says, they know better. Anna thanks her, and leaves. Laura wonders why Victor would leave Nikolas property.

Josslyn says, now that Michael’s left Dex out to dry, their mom can defend herself against the insider trading charges, but he says, they don’t even know if the Justice Department is going to make her an offer. Josslyn asks why Carly has to wait. She could bring the offer to them and save herself. And Drew, once Michael gives her the smoking gun. The recording Dex risked his life to make. The one that makes sure Sonny goes to prison for the rest of his life.

Nina tells Sonny that she wants to set the date far enough away so Willow’s recovered, in case she wants to go. She knows it’s a long shot. He says, whatever she wants, they’ll do. Anna walks in, and he says he’ll be right back. He says good to see her, and she says, him and Nina too. He says he knows she just got back from answering questions about Greenland. They need to catch up. Anna says she’d like that, and Nina says she’s sorry; she has to do this. She hugs Anna, and says, Anna risked her life to save her aunt so her aunt could save her daughter. For that, she’ll be grateful to Anna forever. Anna says, it was nothing, but Nina says, it was everything.

Michael says he has his reasons for not wanting to use that footage against Sonny, and Josslyn asks how those reasons compare to their mother going to prison, something he has the power to stop. Give the video to mom, and let her take it to the Feds. Carly comes back with TJ, and says, look who she found. TJ says he was just coming to find Michael. He has an update about Willow. Michael asks if the transplant is finished.

Spencer says he looked up the address; it’s in Chechnya. Laura says, the Cassadines are originally from Russia, so maybe it’s an old home of theirs? Esme comes in, and asks if the will reading is over. Laura says, they just finished, and Esme asks what Ace’s favorite blanket is doing here. Why isn’t it with him? Where is he? Spencer says, he’s asleep, and she says, Spencer put him down, without his blankie? She can’t leave him alone for a second. She goes to find Ace, and Spencer says, can you believe her? Laura says, she just got Ace back, then she had to leave him again for work. It’s just hard on a mother. Victor said Nikolas had helped him, and they know Nikolas gave him shelter, then Victor returned that favor. Ava says she got Windymere in the divorce, so maybe Victor is using this as a replacement, and Spencer says, in Chechnya? Ava says, a guarantee she won’t visit, and Laura tells them, Victor said, when the going gets tough, you need a home away from home. She’s wondering if this is where Nikolas has gone to hide.

Trina says, they’re still waiting, and Portia says she hopes it’s okay that she’s here. She can leave if… Trina says, she should stay. She’s sorry. She should have called Portia. Portia says, that’s okay. She was with Curtis when Trina called. Curtis says he moved his things back in tonight, and Trina asks if they’ve worked things out. Curtis says, one day at a time, when the nurse gives the results to Trina. Trina says she guesses it’s now or never.

Trina opens the envelope and reads. She tells them, it says that Curtis is her biological father, and Taggert says, it’s okay, a bunch of times, and hugs her. Trina says she wanted to know the truth, and now she does, but she wants to make one thing clear. She cares about Curtis, and she knows they have to figure out where they go from here. Whatever their relationship is, wherever it goes from here, she needs Curtis to know she’s not looking for a replacement father. And she hopes he can accept that.

Marshall says, Stella has raised Curtis to be loving and trusting, and have faith in his opinions, to hold himself and others to high standards. But she also raised him to be forgiving. As upset as he was with Portia, he still decided to move back in here to work on his marriage, and it was Portia’s secret Stella was holding. She also held Marshall’s secret. If Curtis can forgive him and Portia, he can definitely forgive her. Stella says, he really thinks so? and Marshall says, girl, I know so.

Alexis thanks Gregory for admitting he needs a friend. She needs a friend, and she’s glad they’re friends. He says, it’s mutual, and she promises to follow his lead regarding his illness, and hopes he’ll just let her be a part of it while he’s going through it. He says, deal, and she says, awesome. Thank you. I notice a piece of art that looks like toilet seat on Alexis’s bookcase, and she also thanks him for handling Esmegate. He says, it was nice to feel useful, and she says, he misses it. He says, of course (🍷) he does, and she says she was expecting a little pushback, but go on. He says he really liked volunteering here. It was exciting and gave him some purpose; he missed it… and her. She asks if she can make an observation, and he asks if his objection ever stopped her. She says she knows he wanted this job, but didn’t take it because he was sick, and if people knew he was sick, they’d think he wouldn’t be able to handle it. Tell her if she’s wrong.

Ava says, if Victor has Nikolas safely tucked away in Chechnya, why reveal it here? and Laura says, but if Nikolas was aware of the place already, maybe he went there without Victor knowing. Esme comes back, and says, Ace is sleeping safely with his blankie. Spencer excuses himself, and leaves. Laura asks Esme to sit down, but she says she’s been sitting all day, and it wasn’t exactly a good day to begin with. Whatever it is, please just tell her. Laura says, they might know where Nikolas is, and Esme asks if he’s in Port Charles. Laura says, no, but if this information is what she thinks it is, it’s possible Nikolas is holed up in some remote part of Chechnya. Ava says, or not. There’s no proof that Nikolas is there. Laura says, but it’s the best lead they’ve got. Maybe they can find him, and finally bring him home.

TJ says, Willow’s bone marrow transplant is complete, and Michael says, thank God. What are the next steps? TJ says, Willow will remain in the hospital to give the bone marrow cells time to create new cells in her body. The process can take some time. Michael asks, how long? and TJ says, every patient is unique. Sometimes as little as two weeks, on the other side, sometimes six or more. Once engraftment has occurred, Willow can go home, but they’ll want to track her recovery in case complications arise. Willow’s body is essentially rebuilding its immune system, so she’ll be highly susceptible to infection. They want to monitor that. Another possible major complication is graft versus host disease, which is when the patient’s body rejects the donated cells. Michael says, it’s a lot to take in, but TJ tells him, try not to worry. Willow’s getting excellent care, and they’re optimistic she’ll make a full recovery.

Anna asks how Willow is, and Sonny says, receiving her bone marrow transplant, thanks to her. Anna says she’s happy to hear that, and notices two serious guys in suits standing by the door. Sonny asks if she’s okay, and she says, probably not. Hursley comes in, and says, Agent Anna Devane? She asks how she can help him, and he shows her his badge, saying, she’s under arrest.

Ava tells Laura, even though things ended badly between them, she wants Nikolas back with his family, but Laura can’t go on some wild goose chase to Chechnya. It’s dangerous. Laura says she’s been in worse places, and Ava says, Nikolas has managed to vanish more than once before. He’d find someplace no one would think to look, not some old family property. She just doesn’t want Laura to set herself up to be disappointed, or shocked. Laura says she appreciates that, but she can’t just sit around here wondering. She has to see for herself. If there’s even a chance she could find Nikolas, she has to take it.

Spencer sits on his bed looking at the box. He opens it, and as I thought he says, the doves he was going to give to Trina. Uncle Victor saved them for him, but why? He lifts up the cotton they’re on, and finds a key.

Gregory says, it’s true he was afraid to take Alexis up on that editorial board position. He didn’t want anyone to find out he was sick. She says she didn’t tell anyone, and she’s not going to tell anyone, so they’re over that hurdle, and he says, and he wasn’t sure he was up to the job. She says, is he kidding? He just proved to her and the entire staff that he’s more than capable of getting in the thick of things. And more important, he proved it to himself. He asks if the position on the board is still open, and she says, funny he should ask. As luck would have it, she never got around to filling it.

Stella says, Curtis means everything to her, and Marshall thanks her for being there for his sons when he couldn’t be. She thanks him for stepping up when she wasn’t strong enough to face Curtis herself, and he says, that’s what family does. They help each other out. She says, when we’re at our best, and he says, and when we’re at our worst. That’s when we need the most help, right? She says, what she needs right now is some of his gumbo. He says, let’s partake, and asks her to say it. They join hands and she says, dear Lord, thank You for our family.

Curtis tells Trina that he understands, and he wants her to know the last thing he’d ever try to do is take her father’s place. He cares about her a lot, so from here on out, he’ll just take her lead. She says she appreciates that, and Taggert says, she could do worse than having two dads, especially one as good of a man as Curtis. He’s going to leave them to work this out. He leaves, holding back tears. When he gets in the elevator, he does that waving thing people do when they don’t want to cry, then punches the wall. He weeps, sinking to the floor.

Michael thanks TJ, who says he’s just happy to finally deliver some good news. Michael asks if he can see Willow, and TJ says, of course (🍷). If they need anything, he’s here. He leaves, and Carly says, full recovery. Michael says, they still have to be careful, and Carly says, they’ll follow all the guidelines. At the end, Willow is going to be okay, so whatever’s going on with Michael and Josslyn, just end it. Because nothing’s more important than being here as a family. Josslyn says, she’s absolutely right. They’re going to do what’s best for the family. Right, Michael? Michael looks at her, and leaves.

Anna asks what she’s being arrested for, but Hursley says he can’t tell her anything until they’re in a secure location. She says she has a right to know why she’s being arrested, or she’s not going with him until she finds out. He says he’s sure she clocked the agents in the room. She says she expects there’s more of them stationed around the hotel to prevent escape. She’s flattered. He says, it would be best if she came voluntarily, but if not, they can do this the hard way, and Sonny asks if she wants him to call Diane. Anna says she’s good, and tells Hursley that she looks forward to finding out what the truth is. He starts to read her rights, but she says she knows them, and he handcuffs her. She gets in the elevator with Hursley and the agents, and the elevator doors close.

Tomorrow, Dex isn’t sure Josslyn’s plan is going to work; Portia asks what made Curtis decide to stay; Valentin believes Laura has something that belongs to him; and Anna says she’s taking the Bureau down with her.

Vanderpump Rules – The Reunion – Part 2

Lala lambasts Sandoval, and James boos him. Sandoval says, he’s taking accountability, but Lala’s not, and Lala asks, what did she do? since his comment makes no sense. Lisa says, sometimes Lala is aggressive, and James tells Lisa not to stick up for Sandoval. Lisa says she’s not, and James gets up and walks out. He says he’s not listening to this sh*t. Just f***ing die. Sandoval calls Lala a narcissist, and she says, he has an ago the size of this building. They call each other morons, and Sandoval says, Lala pulled her IUD the second she found out Stassi was pregnant. I don’t know if I totally missed what led to that, but I don’t think so. I think Sandoval is just yelling about random stuff. James comes back, and apologizes to Lisa and Andy, who asks him to just stay in his f***ing chair. Because we all need a break, Andy says he’s switching gears. Lala said she and Randall were splitting at last year’s Reunion. He asks when they last spoke face to face, and Lala says, never. The other day, he brought Ocean up the driveway because the nanny was sick, and Lala just grabbed her quickly. Andy asks if it was by design that Ocean wasn’t on this season, and Lala says, Randall sent a legal letter, saying she’s not allowed on camera. Not even pictures or videos. Andy introduces the LA Times article about Randall, citing his casting couch, drugs, and a ton of lawsuits. He says, Randall’s spokesperson denied the allegations, and Lala points out that Randall’s spokesperson was also Harvey Weinstein’s spokesperson. Andy asks if she was shocked, and she says, yes and no. Her DMs had been flooded with disturbing allegations, then the LA Times article came out. Andy asks if Lala didn’t meet him at an audition, but she says, she met him when she was a hostess at SUR. He sent his assistant to speak with her. He was a fan of the show, and asked if she had a manager. She went for an audition, and surprise, she got the part. Andy asks if that’s when they started sleeping together, and Lala says, it was September of 2015. Lisa reminds Lala that she said she let him hit it the first night, and we flash back to Lala saying that, and saying she got a car the next day. Lala says, it was the first time they went out, and Andy asks if she felt like she had to, but she says she didn’t. She was from Utah, and didn’t realize Hollywood worked that way. James says, Sandoval slept with Kristen to get on a TV show. He’s 40, and still making the same mistakes. Lala says, she has a different view of life now; if it’s too good to be true, it is. Andy says, sobriety will do that, and asks how long she’s been sober. She says, almost four years, and they break to eat. Everyone leaves, but Schwartz stays behind and does push-ups. Okay… Sandoval goes to Raquel’s trailer, and they hug, since they’re still not kissing on camera. She asks how he’s doing, and he says, it’s rough out there. It got emotional right off the bat, and James is literally how he knew James would be. James is focused on everything he does; Look at him blinking. James is out of control, Scheana is groveling to Katie because she wants to be back in the group, and Lala doesn’t give a flying about either of them. Raquel says she saw everything, and Sandoval says, they’re making them out to be pathological liars. Raquel says, they haven’t lied about anything except the affair. In the makeshift cafeteria, James says, they can go live in a yurt in the desert together now, and Lala says, Sandoval is going to be off doing things like he always has. Ariana says, and when the homewrecker makes demands on the relationship, she’s not going to be so cool and chill. Raquel clearly only knows what Sandoval is telling her.

In the trailer, Raquel says, in watching what was taped, it looked like Sandoval and Ariana had a solid relationship. We flash back to Scheana saying, they were intimate and in a good place. Sandoval shakes his head, and says, it literally went from him asking Ariana something simple like, should he wear these pants? and her saying no; to her literally (apparently his favorite word of the moment) saying, he’s so good at fashion, he should wear what he wants. Raquel says, it felt like he wanted to keep working at his and Ariana’s relationship because they never broke up. Sandoval says, he should have done it earlier, and Raquel says, you think? He says, Ariana is going to unleash on her, but he’s glad she came. Raquel says her entire character is being questioned. She went through a transitional phase, and the pendulum swang [sic] too far the other way. This is her wakeup call. He says he believes in her, she says she knows, and Sandoval tells a producer that they need a real break where they’re not being filmed. Raquel says, that would be nice, and they both go outside. The producer says, the cameras are up when any two people are together. If anyone needs time to themselves, they can have it, but not if they’re together. Sandoval argues like an idiot, and the producer says, it’s part of what it is. Sandoval whines, legally, they should get a break, and the producer says, they can have a break, but they’re filming lunch. Big baby Sandoval says he’s going to call a Lyft; he needs a break from filming. The producer tells him to go eat lunch, and Sandoval practically stamps his foot, and says, stop filming. He doesn’t want camera in his face. He wants to talk to Raquel off-camera. He doesn’t feel relaxed, and they have to watch what they say. He’s in a delicate position.

Ally joins the group, and Sandoval checks his hair. Andy welcomes Ally, and asks about meeting James at his show with Sandoval and the Most Extras. He asks if she saw Vanderpump Rules before meeting him, and she says she went down the Bravo rabbit hole during covid. Andy asks if anything from James’s past bothered her, and she says, for sure, but meeting him was different. It gave him a chance to show her who he is. Andy says, Raquel had broken their engagement only six weeks before James met Ally. Did he really think it was long enough to get over a five year relationship? James says, everyone is different, and Ally says, they’d planned to take it slow, and had a lot of conversations. Andy says, Raquel revealed some awful things James said about her parents, and we flash back to that. James says, it’s not a proud moment, and he takes it back. Andy ask how it made Ally feel, and she says she didn’t like it. She doesn’t think the word fat should ever be used to insult someone. James says, Raquel’s parents said nasty things to him. Her mom talked about his penis size. Andy asks if it was in a favorable way, and he says, she was asking if he was circumcised and wondered what it looked like. Grandma Buttons was at the bloody table. Andy says, James was easily triggered by Raquel this season, and we flash back to James throwing the drink at Schwartz. Andy asks if Ally ever thought James wasn’t over Raquel, but she says, not once. He was triggered because he felt betrayal in losing a friend. Andy asks if she worries about James’s drinking becoming an issue, but she says, not at the moment. She doesn’t like it when he’s drinking a lot, but she’s not drinking as much right now, and neither is he. Andy asks why she’s not drinking, and she says she thought she needed a break, which she does sometimes. James says he’d never go back to the boy he was two and a half years ago, and Sandoval says, they had an ongoing job in Atlantic City, and they brought James in. He became belligerently drunk with no shirt on, and got kicked out. The manager said James had smacked a waitress on the ass, and he’d had her sign a form that she wouldn’t sue them. James lost them the job. James says, the Toms show up and get drunk. His DJ business makes tenfold what they do. Lala says, it’s a sensitive topic, but at the end of the day, both Toms drink heavily, and have no say on James’s drinking. Sandoval says, he doesn’t smack girls on the ass, and Ariana says, no, he f***ed her friend. James calls Sandoval, a mustache pr*ck p*ssy ass bitch; a f***ing mustache worm bitch. He walks off. Again.

A producer says, as you were, and Andy says, Ally told James that he needed a therapist; why? She says she thinks everyone should see a therapist, especially men, and especially James. James says he met a nice therapist, and it’s going good. Andy asks if they’re helping with James’s anger, because it doesn’t look like it, and Ariana says, there are extenuating circumstances today. Andy says, they spent a week in Cancun celebrating Scheana’s wedding, but Scheana revealed she and Brock were already married for over a year. Why did they keep it a secret? Scheana says, they wanted to celebrate their love privately, and she’d wanted to get it going because of the green card. They only married for them. Andy says, Katie said Schwartz wanted to be friends with Brock over her, and she says, he was prioritizing someone he sees three times a year over her. Schwartz has known Scheana a long time, but she didn’t feel Schwartz was close enough to Brock to consider his feelings over hers. Schwartz says, Katie has a long history of diminishing his friendships, and Katie says, Schwartz wants to be friends with everyone. He’s a serial killer’s wet dream, since he makes friends with strangers. Andy says, Lala pulled Ally aside, and talked to her about dealing with James’s temper. We flash back to that, and Andy asks Ally if she ever felt like telling Lala and Raquel to stay out of her relationship. Ally thinks at the time she was open to hear what they had to say, and looking back, it feels like they  were being protective. Lala says she was triggered (WOTD), and she didn’t want what happened to her to happen to someone else. Lisa says she’s loving Lala’s emotional side. She doesn’t want to see Lala’s angry side. Lala says, life was a lot this summer, and she was hypersensitive. She felt like an idiot and a fool, and wanted to baby Ally. James says he knows how much Lala has gone through, and how strong she is. As a woman, she’s conquered a company and a baby, and dealt with a lot of sh*t. She knows he’s not that guy at the Canyon Club. Andy asks, what happened at the Canyon Club? and we flash back to Raquel telling some of the others that James was arguing so loud with Ally, security had to escort him out. James says, the club was noisy and he was tired, and he shouted to Ally that he wanted to go f***ing now. Security was immediately there, and said he couldn’t be shouting. Ally says, they weren’t in a screaming match. No one saw it, and she doesn’t know why Raquel feels the need to narrate. Sandoval says, they’d been arguing, and James grabbed Ally’s arm or wrist. It was the second time, and he got kicked out. James says, the first time, he was with all of them. What was Sandoval doing? Making out with Raquel in the back? Andy thanks Ally for joining them, and she leaves.

Andy says, they’re going to discuss the fallout from Sandoval and Raquel’s affair, and they’re bringing Raquel in. Because of the restraining order, Scheana has to leave, but before they go, he wonders what’s the latest? Scheana says, the court date is the 29th. Raquel claims Scheana punched her, and she can’t speak about it now. Andy asks if anyone else thinks Scheana punched her, and Lisa says, maybe slapped her, but Katie says, look at Scheana’s fingernails; not possible. Andy asks Sandoval what he thinks, and he sighs heavily, says he wasn’t there, and sighs again. Lisa asks why it’s so difficult, and he says he’s between a rock and a hard place. Ariana says, then he should keep his mouth shut, but Tom says he wants to tell the truth. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Good one! He says he was there when Scheana was on speaker, but Ariana says, he ran back into TomTom, and Scheana said pushed, not punched, but Sandoval tells her, Scheana said she punched that bitch in the face. It’s 100% what Scheana said. Lala says, they talked on the phone, and it’s not what Scheana said. Sandoval says he f***ing heard it, and Scheana tells him to keep his f***ing mouth shut. Andy says, Scheana and Raquel were close until the truth came out. They were on Watch What Happens Live together the night Scheana found out. He asks if she thinks they’ll ever be friends again, but Scheana says, never. Andy asks if she knew something was going on with Raquel and Sandoval; she’d said she was suspicious. Scheana says, she heard things Lala said, and what Katie had seen, and started to suspect. She had lunch with Ariana, and they discussed it, but Ariana didn’t think there was any truth to it, and said they’d never do that to her. Ariana says, Scheana came to her respectfully about it, and she appreciated it. She knew Scheana wouldn’t come to her about it lightly because she cared about the two of them. Andy says, Scheana had heard Sandoval told Raquel that he and Ariana were in an open relationship, and we’re shown unseen footage where Scheana is telling Ariana, while she was sleeping, Sandoval and Raquel were in the hot tub. He told Raquel that he and Ariana were in an open relationship, and started coming on to her at Coachella. Sandoval protests that he never said that, and Ariana says, maybe he should stop hanging out with a liar. She brings up Sandoval coaching Raquel like he tried to coach her, and Sandoval says, if anything, Ariana coached him. Ariana says, he needed it. Andy says, Raquel had something for Scheana that she’s not allowed to give her in person, so he has it.  

In his personal interview with Raquel, Andy says, she and Scheana have to stay 100 yards apart, so they won’t be interacting. He asks how Raquel feels, and she says she feels regret about filing the restraining order. She’s taking measures to get it dropped. She spoke to her lawyer, and he’s filing a request to dismiss it. She shows Andy the paperwork, and says, the request for dismissal is being filed today. Back at the Reunion, Andy says, Raquel is in the process of dropping the restraining order, and everyone applauds. Ariana says she’d rather Rachel didn’t; none of them need to be around her. Lala says she’s glad for Scheana’s sake, even though she wanted to fight. The court system is a bitch, and she’s glad Scheana can be present with her kid. She cries and says, it’s taken a toll on Scheana. Sandoval – who should just stay quiet – says he gets it. Scheana says, having this betrayal of two best friends is heartbreaking in itself, but to throw this on top of it, when she did nothing but take care of Raquel. She gave Raquel a home when she had nowhere to go. Raquel was the sister she never had, and for Raquel to do this, it’s taken a toll on her. She cries, and Bambi Raquel looks blankly at the screen in her trailer. Scheana says she hasn’t been completely present for her daughters, and they’ve been affected by her emotions about it. Raquel was someone who she loved, and she knew would never do something like that. She’d told Raquel, please don’t do anything to change the friendship, and Raquel promised she’d never do that. Andy reminds Scheana that she’d said she trusted Raquel in bed with her husband when they were in Vegas. We flash back to that, and Scheana says, Raquel crashed with them one night in Vegas, although she slept in the middle. She trusted Raquel with everything. At this point, even I start to cry. I can’t even fathom how I’d feel to find out a close friend had been lying to me this way, and for so long. Sandoval mumbles that he’s sorry, and in her trailer, Raquel says she’s thinking she should have written a personal note to Scheana to go with the paperwork. More regrets are unfolding. Sandoval says, he lied about something for 7 months, and it spiraled out of control, but that doesn’t mean he’s been fake all the years Ariana’s known him. It wasn’t malicious. Ariana tells him to watch what he says; it was malicious. He says, the intention wasn’t malicious, and Ariana says, he’s done it before. He says she’s always been unapologetic throughout their relationship, and she says she heard him say he didn’t care about Scheana. Scheana says, she asked him about the affair and he denied it. She would have been doing Ariana a disservice if she hadn’t asked. Lisa says, Sandoval would never tell Scheana before telling Ariana, and Andy says, it’s time for Scheana to go the appropriate distance so Raquel can come out. Sandoval says he needs to leave for a moment, and Scheana says, before she goes, she has something for Andy. Ten years ago, at the Season 2 Reunion, he said, by 2023 she’d have an album. We flash back to that, and she gives him a 12-inch gold press of Good As Gold. She says she’ll be back at the end, and leaves. Sandoval wanders around the parking lot.

During the break, I download Good As Gold to one of my playlists because, why not?  

Andy wants Raquel to sit between the Toms, but it’s a hard no, including from Ariana. In their personal interview, Andy asks Raquel how she feels about seeing the group, and she says, a little nervous. But it’s important for her to take accountability for her actions, so she’s here to do that. He asks her to explain how the relationship started; the first kiss or spark of emotion. Raquel says she and Sandoval had been friends for a while. He was always somebody who was in her corner and rooted for her. It got more romantic after the girls trip. He made her feel heard and seen, and she’d never felt that before. We flash back to her crashing guys night, and his smile is glaringly obvious when she walks in. Like, you don’t smile like that for just anybody. Andy asks if she never felt that with James, and she says, never with anyone. Andy asks if she thought there would be a path forward with Ariana, and she says she thinks she was living in her own reality, hoping it would work out. Andy says, it’s incredible how many signs Ariana ignored, like The Abbey, and Sandoval not coming back from the barbecue. Ariana rode for Raquel every time. Sandoval said he felt like Ariana didn’t want to know. Is that what they told themselves? Were they in denial? Raquel says, it seemed that way. Ariana never pressed or confronted Sandoval. From what he told her, Ariana didn’t question him, and believed what he told her. Andy says, it sounds like she’s blaming Ariana, and she says, at the time, that was her mindset. Now she knows that Ariana did want to know. It was deceitful, and she’s ashamed. Andy says, Ariana called Raquel and confronted her. What was the conversation like? Raquel says she felt pain from Ariana, and Ariana begged Raquel to tell her when it happened. At this point, she and Sandoval just wanted to get their story straight. Sandoval felt Ariana would be more hurt if she knew how long it had been going on, and Andy asks if they were going to truncate how long it had been going on. Raquel says, yes, and I’m surprised she knows what truncate means. Andy says, Ariana wanted specifics on the phone? and Raquel says she told Ariana the truth, and Ariana thanked her and said, Sandoval never would have told her the truth. Andy asks if she and Sandoval prepped for the Reunion, and Raquel says, they’ve talked about how to approach things. He asks how she feels about seeing everyone in a group setting, and Raquel says she’s preparing for the worst, and hoping for the best. Spoken like a true beauty queen. He asks how she feels about seeing Ariana, and she says, scared.

Andy says, Raquel is here and ready to join them. Scheana is 100 yards away. We see Scheana in her trailer, watching, and Andy says, Ariana hasn’t seen Raquel since she found out. How is she feeling? Ariana says, not great, and he asks how Sandoval is feeling, but Sandoval says he doesn’t know. Raquel walks to the set accompanied by some weird music, and Schwartz takes out a bottle of Xanax. Ariana says, it’s funny that Schwartz is taking it, and James wonders why he has a pill bottle on hand. Andy steals the bottle, and someone suggests he pass it around, but he gives it back to Schwartz. Schwartz says he only takes it about once a month, and Lisa asks why he’s taking it now. He says he’s nervous, and Raquel hits the stage. Ariana won’t even look at her, and Sandoval stares straight ahead. Crickets are heard, and Sandoval hangs his head.

Next time – Part 3 – Ariana says she cried in Raquel’s arms, and Raquel thought she’d go f*** her boyfriend; Raquel compares her and Sandoval’s affair with Lala sleeping with James, causing some uproar; Katie says, Raquel’s a c-word and Sandoval’s a drunk; James thinks Raquel flirting with Schwartz is incesty, dirty and weird; Sandoval cries, and says he’ll always love Ariana; and Ariana says she can’t think of two worse people.

🍨 Eating My Feelings…

After you’ve recovered from these awful people, come back tomorrow for a kinder, gentler soap and tea. Until then, stay safe, stay pushing in your chair when you leave the table, and stay knowing the difference between inserting yourself in someone’s life when you’re not wanted, and simply reaching out to let them know you’re thinking about them.

May 12, 2022 – Esme Visits Ryan, Celebration, Reunion, Harmonizing, Time Off, Trip Clip, It Hurts, Insensitive, Social Pets & West

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Spencer goes to Britt’s office, and says, my hero. She tells him, hold on a moment. What’s this going to cost her? He says, only a minute of her time and expertise. He promises he’ll make it worth her while. She says she doesn’t need his money, and he says, then his sparkling wit and companionship. She says she’d love that, but won’t his little Esme be jealous?

An orderly puts Ryan on his cot, but he falls over sideways. Esme comes running in like she’s a helpful person.

On the phone at Maxie’s apartment, Felicia says, Mac was giving her clear and present baby vibes… Yes, she took biology in high school. She didn’t really know what to tell him. She was completely taken aback and surprised. There’s a knock at the door, and she says, she doesn’t really know if it’s an issue; it hasn’t come up since. If she and Mac wanted to make their family bigger back in the day, they lost their shot… For some – she opens the door – it’s just not in the cards. She sees Nina standing there.

Carly sneaks back downstairs with Willow’s toothbrush in a plastic bag. Far be it for me to tell Carly how to be sneaky, but won’t Willow miss her toothbrush? Is there something about her hygiene I don’t know? As they’re about to leave, Michael and Willow walk in. Michael asks what they’re doing here, and Carly slips the bag into her purse. Willow wonders if they forgot to lock the door, but Michael says, it was locked. Drew says, sorry to break barge in. He’d like to say it was his fault, but it’s all on Carly.

On the phone at the hospital, Finn says, just because Elizabeth never spoke to Nikolas, doesn’t mean she’s not staying there. It’s a big place. Isn’t there a west wing where no one would even see her… Okay. No… They’re right. He’ll let them know when he finds her. Laura comes in and asks if he’s seen Elizabeth, but he says, he was about to ask her the same thing.

Chelsea tells Elizabeth, this presence is very clear. They don’t want this new family to be formed in this house. Elizabeth refuses to believe that. The Franco she knew and loved would want to see her happy. Is he here now? Can he hear her? Tell him that she believes he’s here. Tell him she’s ready to listen. She sees there’s a call from Finn, but ignores it, and Chelsea gets up, saying, there’s so much turbulence. Elizabeth says, she’s here, and Chelsea tells her to be careful. Elizabeth says she didn’t believe it before, but she’s listening now. Send her a sign. The door blows open, and the wind blows out the candles.

Carly says she’s pretty sure they came in together, and Drew says, if she’s not going to come clean, he will. He was walking up the driveway, and saw Carly messing with the door. If he didn’t know any better, he’d have thought she was a burglar, but it turns out she wanted what can’t be stolen. She just wanted face time with them. She knows there going through it and wanted to help. Carly says, she couldn’t get through, and just wanted to be here. Drew says, he had the key, so he thought she’d be more comfortable waiting there than in the main house. Willow says, that’s sweet of her, and thanks her. Carly says, of course (🍷), and Willow says, they were just at the cemetery, visiting Jonah’s grave. Carly says she hopes it brought Willow some solace, and Michael says, it would have if they hadn’t run into dad and Nina.

Felicia says she’ll call them later, and Nina says she was on her way home from work, and thought she’d pop by to see Maxie and the kids. Felicia says, Maxie is burning the midnight oil at Deception and the kids are asleep, and Nina says, as they should be at this hour. She didn’t realize how late it was; she’ll come back at a more appropriate time. She’s sorry; kiss the kids for her. She starts to leave, but Felicia asks if she likes popcorn. Nina says, who doesn’t like popcorn? and Felicia says, with real butter, not the fake kind. Nina says, like the only kind? and Felicia invites her in.

Spencer says, Esme has no issue with their friendship, but even still… Britt says, just don’t tell her about this conversation. Secrets and lies, the hallmark of a healthy relationship. Spencer says, come on, and she says, you come on. It’s just so Cassadine. She supposes he comes by it naturally. He asks if she’s finished, but she says she doesn’t think so. This is the most fun she’s had all day. He says, he needs her help, and she says, she’ll help him, but only if… He groans and says, oh my God, and she says he has to ask her nicely. Three words, and the voice. She takes out her phone and holds it out, and he says, pwiddy pwease, Bwitt? She laughs hysterically, and says, he was so darn cute, and almost as bratty. He says, she’s wicked, and she asks if he wants to hear it. He says, no, but she plays it anyway. He says, awesome, great, and she says, perfect. Her new ringtone. So what does he need? He takes out the pill he swiped from Esme, and asks if she can tell him what this is.

The orderly says, Esme wasn’t on the schedule tonight, but she says she had an hour. He says he has it from here, and she asks what the mess is in the hall. Is one of the inmates sick? She hopes the supervisor isn’t making rounds. He says he’ll be right back, and leaves. She closes the door, and says, not with that mess he won’t. Ryan sits up and laughs, saying, well played, my sweet child.

Finn tells Laura, Elizabeth gave him the impression she’d spoken to Nikolas about staying at Windymere, but when he talked to Nikolas, Nikolas said he hadn’t spoken to her. Ordinarily, he wouldn’t be concerned… Laura says, under these circumstances, he’s right to wonder. She just spoke to her brother Martin, and he said, Elizabeth has been looking for answers from an unlikely source. Apparently, Lucy gave Elizabeth the name of her medium. He says, and that’s where Elizabeth is. She says, shall we? and he says, we shall, and they leave.

Chelsea seems to have the chills, and Elizabeth tells her, say something. Chelsea says, so cold, and Elizabeth closes the door. She asks if Chelsea is all right, and Chelsea says, she’s not Chelsea. Elizabeth says, Franco?

Britt asks what Spencer is doing, walking around with loose meds, and he says he found it. She says, just lying on the ground? He asks if it really matters, and she says, it could, depending on what it is. He says, that’s where she comes in, and she says, give it to her. He asks if she can tell him what it is, and she says, yes, you just research the code. He says, no way. It’s really that simple. She asks what they taught him in that fancy French boarding school, and he says, Latin, Greek, table manners, conversation. She says, he has so much to learn, and scrolls on her tablet. She stops, and he says, what is it? She says, no more messing around. Whose is this?

Esme says, she thought she could finagle seeing Ryan more often, but his brother is like a human roadblock. Ryan says, Kevin is a wart. The good news is, warts can be treated. Besides, they have other priorities. How are things proceeding? She says, they’re definitely coming along. Ava and Nikolas are on the rocks, and she brought Spencer back into the fold, as promised. He says, then why is she here? and she says, she just wanted to keep him abreast. He says, rule number one, and she says, she knows the rules. He says, prove it, and she says, no unplanned, no uncontrolled communication.  He says, no unplanned communication because it increases the risk of him being found out. No one can know he’s in fighting form. So he’s asking her again, why is she here? How badly did she screw things up for him?

Felicia brings out the popcorn, and sprinkles something on it. Nina asks what it is, and Felicia says, parmesan garlic. Nina approves, and says she didn’t learn much about cooking growing up, but at take-out, she’s a master. Not so much in the kitchen. Felicia says, first of all, she should know this is snacking, not cooking, but she’s happy to share her tips. She doesn’t get it when people have secret recipes and they don’t want to share. If it’s so delicious, why not share it with the world? People are funny. Nina thanks her, and Felicia says, it’s just popcorn, but Nina says, thank you for inviting me in. The Invader is set to run a huge story on her soon. Felicia says, she heard, and Felicia says, Bobbie Spencer is one of her best friends. Nina says, Carly’s mother, and Felicia nods. Nina says, and Michael’s grandmother, and Wiley’s… Felicia says, two more times. That’s who she was talking to when Nina got here. Nina wonders why Felicia didn’t slam the door in her face.

Carly says, Jonah’s grave? Is anyplace sacred to Nina? Willow says, Nina was at the cemetery to visit her daughter, and Michael says, Nina’s still clinging to this fantasy that she would have had a beautiful relationship with Nelle if she’d just been there in time to save her. Carly says, as if Nelle could have been saved, and Michael says, that ends the whole nature versus nurture debate, because Nelle clearly inherited her crazy from Nina. This conversation is creepily gossipy in tone, and it’s making me uncomfortable. Drew seems like he’s not comfortable either, and says, that’s one way to look at it. He’s just saying, if Michael is right, and it doesn’t matter by whom you’re raised, then Wiley would have inherited the crazy gene too, and he knows Michael doesn’t believe that. Michael says, no, he doesn’t.

Elizabeth says, Franco, and Chelsea touches her face, saying, as beautiful as the day I laid eyes on you. Elizabeth asks if it’s really him, and Chelsea/Franco says, no matter how many times he puts the brush to the canvas, he could never capture all of her. He could never show the world what she meant to him. Elizabeth says, she’s missed him so much, and Chelsea touches her face again, saying, don’t cry. She needs to be strong. Elizabeth says, for what? Why is he doing these things? Chelsea/Franco says, Elizabeth can’t move on until she’s at peace, and Elizabeth asks how she can be at peace without him. He says he’s always with her. Believe in herself. No matter how hard she tries, don’t look away. Elizabeth says, don’t look away from what? What does that even mean? Talk to her. Finn and Laura walk in, and Chelsea sits down on the couch, asking, what happened? Elizabeth says, Franco, come back, and Finn asks, what’s going on? Laura says, Chelsea? and Chelsea says, Mayor Collins; it’s been a long time. Elizabeth asks why they’re here, and Finn says, she never showed up at Windymere, and he got concerned. Laura mentioned she’d hooked up with this… person, so they came here looking for her. Elizabeth says, they came at the worst possible time. She was just communicating with.. Finn says, Franco’s spirit? and Elizabeth says, he was here.

Drew says he’s not defending Nina, and Michael says he knows. Drew says, but Nina is Wiley’s grandmother, and of course (🍷) they can keep him from her right now – that’s their right – but when Wiley gets older, he might want to know Nina. Michael says, when that happens, if that happens, Wiley will be armed with the knowledge of Nina’s history; what she’s done, and what she’s capable of doing. And here’s another fact, Nina is a horrible person and no amount of PR can change that. Carly says, that’s right, and suggests Michael and Willow can use some time to decompress. Michael says, that’s a good idea, and Carly says, sorry for just showing up. She promises to be in touch next time. Willow says she has an idea. Why don’t they make this easier? She gives Carly a key, and says, Carly can let herself in next time. Michael says, but still call, and Carly says, she will. She hugs them, and she and Drew leave.

Britt asks, whose is it? and Spencer says, what is it? She says, she asked him a question, and he says, he asked a question first. Answer his and he’ll answer hers. She says, it’s an opioid analgesic, and he says, so it’s like heroin? She says, not quite, El Chapo. It’s a controlled substance and it definitely can become habit forming. It shouldn’t be rolling around on the ground for a teenager to find or swipe from someone’s medicine cabinet. He asks if it’s for pain, and she says, severe pain management. Now it’s his turn. He says, it’s Esme’s, and Britt asks if she gets headaches. Does she complain about indigestion or a dry mouth, because those are some of the side effects. She hands it back to him, and he says, are there others? She says, yes. It can make you tired, nervous… He asks, what happens when you mix it with alcohol?

Keeping her wrist being her back, Esme says, everything’s fine. She hasn’t failed Ryan, she swears. He says, she could never fail him. She’s his one and only. But something’s clearly amiss. Come on. Tell daddy what it is. She says, Spencer has been behaving strangely, and he asks, in what way? She says, he’s been reluctant to be with her, and Ryan asks how long it’s been. She says, they haven’t been intimate since Spencer got out of Spring Ridge. Spencer says, it’s because they’re learning to trust each other again, and he wants it to be special. Ryan says, and it’s unusual for Spencer to be distant? and she says, yes. He says, it’s unusual for any man of his age and appetites, especially with such a willing partner. He supposes it’s possible Spencer has a romantic streak. What else? She says, it’s probably nothing, but he says, spit it out. She says she went to find Spencer at Kelly’s today, but he wasn’t there. Cameron said he was running an errand for work, but she found him at Windymere, and he was going through her things. Ryan asks if Spencer found anything, and she says, the meds she used to drug Trina were in there, and her nanny Maggie’s letters. He gets up, and says, you fool. Spencer is on to her.

Chelsea says, Franco was here? Was she his vessel? That would explain why she lost time. Elizabeth says, it’s true. She reached out to him and he came. Finn says, that’s wonderful, and Elizabeth says, she spoke with him through Chelsea. He told her to be strong and believe in herself, and not look away. Finn says, and that means something to her, and she says, it just happened. Doesn’t he see? All the strange things that were happening; it was Franco sending them a message. He was here. He’s been here all along.

Britt wonders why Spencer is asking about mixing the pill with alcohol, and he asks if that would be a problem. She says, a very big problem. Just one of those on top of booze would make a person very sloppy. He says, sloppy how? and she says, they’d stagger. They’d fall behind in conversation. They’d just not be themselves. Think of it like this. Take normal drunken behavior and amplify it two or three times. It could even give you a seizure. He asks if it could make you forget things, and she says, it can cause short term memory loss, like blacking out after drinking. She asks if he’s seen this in Esme, and he says, no, not in Esme. Britt says, enough of this – she closes the door – pharma consult he has her doing. This is serious. What’s going on?

Esme doesn’t see how Spencer could know anything, and Ryan says, he’s sleeping alone. He’s drawn to another girl; he’s looking through her things. She says, there was nothing to find. She got rid of the prescription label, and Maggie’s letters don’t refer to him. He says, it doesn’t matter what Spencer did or didn’t find; he looked. He’s as false as she is – worse. He shared his suspicions with Elizabeth Baldwin’s whelp. She says, they don’t know that, but he says, of course (🍷) they do. Otherwise, Cameron wouldn’t have lied about where Spencer was. It was right in front of her, but she was too arrogant to see it. He warned her about that boy. He told her to remain on task, but she just couldn’t give up her little toy. Now here they are, and everything they’ve built is in danger of crashing down. She says, wrong. Everything he’s built. There’s still time for her.

Nina says, as Bobbie’s best friend, she’s surprised Felicia didn’t sic the police on her, or at the very least, her husband. Felicia says, Mac has bigger fish to fry, and as James’s grandmother, she has a responsibility to uphold. Maxie loved Nathan, and Nathan loved Nina. Nathan was Nina’s brother, and James is Nina’s nephew. That makes them family. Nina says, that acknowledgement could cost her, and Felicia says, with Bobbie? She thinks they’ve gotten past that. They have their differences, and they’ve gotten down in the mud now and then, but there’s a bond there. The sacrifice Bobbie and Tony made is always just under the surface. Some ties just can’t be cut. Nina says, including the tie with her? and Felicia says, she knows the pain of motherhood when it’s staring her in the face, and she’d be a liar if she didn’t say that in looking Nina in the eye, she doesn’t see a bit of herself.  

Michael asks Willow, what’s wrong, besides the obvious of course (🍷)? She says she was glad to see he and Drew could have a civil conversation about Nina. He says, he and Drew have a solid relationship. They respect and trust each other, and Willow says she can tell. He says, even though Drew has more grace where Nina is concerned, he knows Drew is just looking out for Wiley. She says she got nervous when the subject came up, and he asks, why? She says, after what happened with his father, she didn’t want the same thing to go down with him and Drew.

At the hospital, Drew asks if Carly wants to tell him why she didn’t talk to him the whole way home. She says, because that was some stunt he pulled back there, and he says, here he thought he came to her rescue – twice. She says, if she has some explaining to do, let her explain, and he says, she was like a deer in the headlights; he had to come up with something. She asks if he had to sing Grandma Nina’s praises, but he says he didn’t. She says, he knows what she means. What was the point of that? He says he believes it’s in her purse right now; DNA from a stolen brush and a glass, that together might prove Nina is Willow’s mother. If that’s the case – she says, it’s a big ifisn’t it better that Michael and Nina aren’t in a battle right now?  

Elizabeth says, she’s telling Finn, Franco was here. He doesn’t believe her. He says, that’s not it. He gets that she wants to believe it. She says, he thinks she’s losing it, and Laura tells her, no one said that. Finn says he thinks she’s frustrated and angry after months of searching for answers and coming up empty. Laura says, she thinks Elizabeth is considering some solutions that are… Elizabeth says, crazy, but Finn says, unorthodox; that doesn’t mean it’s impossible. Laura tells Elizabeth to come home with her, but Elizabeth says, there’s nothing to be afraid here of anymore. It was Franco all along.

Britt says, if Esme is in any way misusing these drugs, Spencer needs to help her put a stop to it. He says he doesn’t know anything for sure, and she says, even if he suspects it… He says, he’ll take care of it, okay? She asks, how? and he says, he’ll take care of it. He starts to leave, but she grabs his arm, saying, they’re not done. She can’t stand by in good conscience and not do anything. He says, it’s a little late in life for her to grow a conscience, and she says, ouch. He says he’s sorry, but he came to her for information, not a lecture. Now that he knows what’s what, he’s good. She says, enabling Esme does no good. If he wants his girlfriend to be healthy and be in a healthy relationship, he can’t let this go on. He wonders what the hell she would know about a healthy relationship.

Ryan asks if Esme is threatening him, but she says she’s just exploring her options. She’s sure the authorities would rather learn about his status update than come after her. He says, she’d sacrifice him just like that? and she says, if that meant saving herself, in a heartbeat. He says she reminds him of her mother, and she says, how so? He says, he learned early never to turn his back on her. He’s glad see she inherited her mother’s instinct for self-preservation. Now let’s start over, shall we? They’re all each other has; they have to stick together. He pats the spot on the bed next to him, and she sits. She says, she can’t believe Spencer would do this to her. It hurts so much. He says he knows the feeling. You give yourself so much to someone. You lay yourself at the mercy of another person and they just exploit it. She says, manipulate it, and he says, crush it between their forefinger and thumb. He flashes back to a physical fight with a woman (presumably Esme’s mother), who’s about to stab him with a kitchen knife. He says, pure agony. There’s only one thing to do in return; make them all pay.

Nina asks what Felicia sees of herself in her, and Felicia says, a gorgeous, badass woman with feet made for kicking butt. She sees a woman who’s made a lot of mistakes; the kind not easily lived down. Nina says, Felicia did, and Felicia says she didn’t have a choice. Nina says, there’s always a choice, and Felicia says, not a good one. It was either spending the rest of her days in the shadow of her mistakes, and watch her daughter walk away, or facing her and fixing things. The only real shame is in giving up. Nina wonders what she’s going to say to James if he comes to her with a fist full of Invader newspapers, demands answers. Felicia jokes, they’ll be dead then, and Nina asks what she tells him. Felicia says she imagines Nina will tell him the same thing she’ll tell Wiley when he asks the same questions. That day is coming too.

Michael says he thought Willow was on the same page about his dad. She said she was behind him 100%. She says she meant it. She completely supports his decision, even if she’s not sure it’s the right one. He loves his father. Can he honestly say it doesn’t hurt? He says, of course (🍷) it hurts, and she says, when he hurts, she hurts too, and so does Wiley. Their son is sensitive; he knows when something is wrong. They can’t shield him from every bad feeling, every loss – they wouldn’t want to – but they can shield him from some of them. It takes sacrifice and compromise on their part, but isn’t Wiley worth it? He asks who she wants him to compromise with – his dad, Nina, or both?

Drew asks Carly to think about it one second. If Michael goes too far with Nina, and she turns out to be Willow’s mother, it will change things for Willow, whether she wants it to or not. He’s just trying to turn down the temperature. She says she appreciates that, and appreciates his help, but his services are no longer needed. He says, so he’s dismissed now? and she says, it doesn’t involve him, but he says he begs to differ. He can’t unknow what he knows. They’re in this together. She asks what that means. Is he going to blow this whole thing wide open? He says, no; is she? She tells him, she’s certainly not going to say anything right now. If Nina turns out to be Willow’s mother, it’s going to be a huge problem for Michael and Willow. What if the whole thing turns out not to be true? She’ll have set a hideous chain of events in motion for no reason. He asks, what if it is true? What if what Harmony said turns out to be legit? What is she going to do?

Laura tells Elizabeth that she and Doc have been trying to keep Jake and Aiden well entertained, but she thinks it would help if they saw their mother tonight. Elizabeth says it would help her to see them too, and Laura says she’ll get Elizabeth’s purse. Elizabeth says she’ll call Chelsea; they’ll do this again. Chelsea says she’s sure Elizabeth has a lot of questions. The answers are there for the taking. Elizabeth asks if she’ll see Finn later, and he says, absolutely. He’ll make sure everything is locked up. She thanks him, and leaves with Laura, and I wonder why they’re leaving two people who don’t live there to lock the door. And why is Laura treating Elizabeth like a psychiatric patient? Chelsea gets her purse, and Finn says, leaving so soon? She says she’s parched, and he says, I’ll bet. Channeling spirits must drain you. She says, it does actually, and he says, what about lying to a vulnerable woman. What does that do to you? She says she wouldn’t know, but he would.

Esme asks, is that even possible, if Spencer is on to her? and Ryan says, he is, but he hasn’t found anything useful yet, or he would have used it. She got rid of the evidence that would implicate her in the video scheme, yeah? She says she did, and he says, then the best Spencer can hope for is to exonerate Trina. That doesn’t mean Esme can rest on her laurels. Time’s running out; she needs to recommit herself to the task. She says, destroying Ava and Nikolas, and he says he knows she’s disinclined, but sacrifices have to be made. The only way to truly break their bond is to seduce the prince. She can do that, can’t she? For him? She says, if only to see the look on Spencer’s face when he finds out, and Ryan says, good. She says, and when that’s done? He says, then they turn their attention to the rest of their enemies. Each and every one.

Spencer says, he and Esme have been together a long time, and Britt says, so? He says, so what about her? What’s the longest relationship she’s had? She asks what he’s doing, and he says, just pointing out facts. She had that weird obsession with Emma’s dad, and the blink-and-you-miss-it engagement to his father. She says, wow. So much for Spencer wishing Nikolas realized what he had in her. Spencer says, he was trying to be nice, and she says, noted. He says, has she ever been in love, and had that love returned? She doesn’t say anything, and he says he didn’t think so. She says, he’s right. She knows nothing about love, and at this rate, she never will. He asks what that’s supposed to mean, and she says, good luck with his girlfriend. And when it explodes in his face, don’t come crying to her.

Finn says, Madame Nutjob, or whatever her name is, he’s not the one lying to Elizabeth. Chelsea says, really? Elizabeth asked if he thought she was crazy, and he did everything in his power to dodge the question. He says, she can’t flip this around; she’s not smart enough to do that. She’s preying on a very fragile human being. She says, she gave comfort and support to someone who asked for it. Can he say the same? He tells her, don’t ever contact Elizabeth again, and opens the door. Chelsea says, Elizabeth said she’d call, and when she does, she’ll save him a seat. Who knows? Maybe this time he can come with an open mind and actually help the woman he claims to care about find the answers she so desperately craves. She walks out.

Willow says she’s nowhere near entertaining a truce with Nina, but she won’t give up on him and Sonny, and hopes he doesn’t either. He says, his father put someone who actively hurt his wife and children ahead of his family. He can’t act like that didn’t happen or ignore that. He’s Sonny’s son, but first and foremost, he’s Wiley’s father. She and Wiley will always be his priority. And he’ll never let anything come between them.

Nina says, if Wiley asks about the things she’s done, she’ll own them, and Felicia says she sees no reason to treat James any differently. Just make sure she sticks around to answer those questions. Nina takes Felicia’s hand, and says, don’t worry. She’s not going anywhere.

Drew asks if Carly is going to tell Willow and Nina what she knows, but she says she doesn’t know anything. He says, when she does know, and she says, if the unthinkable happens, if Nina turns out to be Willow’s mother, she’ll do the right thing. She sees Britt, and runs over to her. She asks who she sees about a DNA test, and Britt looks at Drew.

Tomorrow, Ned tells Brook, they’re planning for a future with no place for him; Martin tells Valentin, if the family remains a united front, he doesn’t stand a chance; Jordan asks if TJ has something to report; and Sonny says he’s got to put a stop to that.

👩‍👧‍👧 Soap Moms Day…

Mother’s Day in Soapworld.

🧼 On the Edge Again…

I have vague memories of my mother watching this. It was never one of my staples, but gets my respect for being a classic.  

🙋🏻 Her Truth…

Inga Cadranel talks about Harmony’s end, both on and off the screen.

https://daytimeconfidential.com/2022/05/09/inga-cadranel-discusses-general-hospital-departure-and-harmonys-death

🎄 Break Time…

After the Greek prison, off-season Christmas should be a breeze.

✈️ Not Making It Nice…

Dorinda tells us who she would have liked to clip from the Girls Trip.

👗 I Get Her…

Sutton defends her fashion choices. I love her outfits. It’s like the wacky things we wore in the 80s.

🧱 Apology Tour…

While I am Team Sutton, her insensitivity was pretty shocking.

🔦 Missing Housewife…

It still doesn’t exactly explain things, but it sounds like she’s in a lose-lose situation. Will she go the way of Carlton, and be a one season Housewife?

https://screenrant.com/rhonj-why-fans-dont-resonate-traci-johnson/

https://meaww.com/where-traci-lynn-johnson-rhonj-real-housewives-new-jersey-reunion-s-12-trailer-axed-fans-say

🐕 More Famous Than You…

I’d be willing to bet these pets have more followers than all of us put together. Times one hundred.

🚚 Movin’ Out…

Whether winding up a work week or enjoying your part in the Great Resignation, stop by tomorrow for some soap, tea, words to take note of, and a musical selection. Until then, stay safe, stay taking in your local culture, and stay remembering the only real shame is in giving up.