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July 31, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Drew Wants Justice, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Coming Soon, Latest In Dead, Crashing the Party, Animal Happenings, A Half Dozen Plus Two Quotes & First

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What I Watched Today

(Nada enchilada summer – condensed because life is short & summer should be fun)

General Hospital

Monday:

Nina pushed Drew’s wheelchair into the lake… with him in it.

Jack wanted to know how Valentin had the black box, and Valentin said, right place, right time. Jack flashed back to telling Nina that if Valentin found the box before they did, they were screwed. Jack asked what Valentin would want in return, and Valentin said, immediate access to all his accounts and his assets unfrozen.

When Britt saw Jason come into the hospital, she said he was home. He said he’d been let go, and she said she didn’t think she’d see him again. He asked if they could talk somewhere, and she cracked him across the face.

New Ethan met Ava at the pool for a drink, and she asked what he was after. He said the truth about her visit to Brook. Did she tell Brook anything about Phoebe’s father?

Gio sang to Phoebe, when Brook came into the solarium. He asked if things were good and she said everything was perfect.

Willow asked if she was under arrest, but Chase said the PCPD just wanted her to answer some questions. It was about her connection to Sidwell.

Nina freaked and grabbed her phone. She screamed Drew’s name and ran off.

Josslyn said Valentin had already been set free. Did he want to push it? He said he thought he was on a roll, and Jack said the box was stolen property and he didn’t have to negotiate. He just had to enforce the law. Valentin said, but then Jack and the WSB would have to explain how he’d gotten it. Could he imagine the fallout? A good time would not be had by all. Jack said he thought they could work something out.

Molly said she was subbing for Turner in questioning Willow, and Dante said he’d sent Chase to get her. He was trying to rebuild trust with Chase.

Willow said she barely knew Sidwell, and Chase said they were just being thorough and she’d had dealings with him as a congresswoman. She said she was in the middle of something important. Could he tell them that he couldn’t find her?

Brook thanked Gio for babysitting, and he said he loved it, and besides, Brook had set up a record contract for him. She said she’d just set up a meeting and Simon had agreed to a 90 day out in case he wanted to bail. He said that wouldn’t happen. He wasn’t changing his mind, but it meant a lot that she was looking out for him.

Britt brought Jason into an exam room, and he asked if there was a particular reason for the slap. She said, so she could treat him for an injury. He might have a concussion. He said, the slap wasn’t that hard, but she said it was the only way they could have privacy, since she was on probation at the hospital. She was in shock and sorry she’d slapped him. She’d been scared for him. He said it was nothing he couldn’t handle. The important thing was, he was home now for good. She hugged him.

Ava asked if Ethan was spying on her, but he said Tracy mentioned it when she’d invited him over for backgammon. The guy from the stables she normally played with wasn’t available. She’d said Ava dropped a gift by for Phoebe. Ava said she wasn’t entirely comfortable keeping Ethan’s secret and wanted to know more about Phoebe’s situation. He said it was for Phoebe’s protection. Her father was a really bad guy who couldn’t know she existed and the fewer people who knew, the better. She said she hadn’t said anything, but he said that didn’t mean she wouldn’t, right?

Gio told Brook that he wasn’t giving up the violin, but wanted to concentrate on playing guitar and singing. He had to pack since he was moving back in with Sonny tomorrow. She said he could stop by anytime, even to swim in the lake, and should grab one more swim before he left.

Valentin brought the box in, and Jack said he had to examine the contents, but in the meantime Josslyn would take him to start the process of unfreezing his accounts. Valentin left with Josslyn, and Jack opened the box.

Dante and Molly waited in the interrogation room, and Dante said he’d heard Molly was taking on Sidwell’s trials. Molly said Turner wanted her to focus on the Lucas Jones shooting first, and he said Boyle had been vague about the reason Sidwell and Willow were working together. She said if they could connect Sidwell’s illegal activities with a sitting congresswoman, it would strengthen her case. Turner believed Willow should be behind bars and maybe she was right.

Chase said he couldn’t lie for Willow, and she apologized. It wasn’t like she had anything to hide. He said she could say no, but it would raise suspicions, and she said they probably thought she was guilty. He said if he went back without her, they’d just send someone to her house later, and she left with him.

Jason told Britt that they’d pulled him out of his cell, cleaned him up, and put him on a plane back to Port Charles. He was only told the charges were dropped. She asked if he knew Cullum was dead, and he said Danny filled him in. He’d taken Danny on a road trip. She asked when he’d gotten back, and he said, about two weeks ago. She asked how long it took to send a text to her, but he said he wanted to do this in person. Was she mad? She said she’d let him know, and he asked how she was. She said it had been a nightmare, but some good came out of it. It turned out she wasn’t going to die. She didn’t have Huntington’s and never did. He hugged her.

Ethan asked why keeping his secret was hard for Ava, and she said because a baby was involved. She was afraid that Brook and Chase would lose Phoebe at some point. He said that wasn’t going to happen as long as Phoebe’s father stayed in the dark, and she said Brook was curious about the father and worried he’d come forward later and ask for money. Ethan said he was pretending to be the father, so that wouldn’t happen, but she said she didn’t think Brook was going to drop this. Brook asked if she knew who he was and she said she didn’t know, but she’d feel better if Ethan told her who the father was.

Dante thanked Chase for bringing Willow in, and Chase left. Molly said Boyle told them that Willow took multiple meetings with Sidwell and asked Willow to tell them about those.

Jack took out the folder about Drew, when his phone rang. He said, send her in, and Nina ran into his office. He told her that he just found the evidence against Drew, but she said it was too late. She’d just killed him.

Gio went to the boathouse, looked in the lake, and said, what the hell?

Jason asked if Britt had been misdiagnosed, but she said she’d just been manipulated for years. Cullum’s doctor told her and she believed it because of genetics. Then later, Cullum offered her a fake miracle drug to incentivize her working for him. Jason said she’d had a test when they were on the run, but she said Cullum had been keeping tabs on her, playing the long game, but she’d taken another test to be sure. She’d done a lot of terrible things to keep herself alive, and hurt a lot of people. Marco died trying to help her, then she found out it was all for nothing. What was she supposed to do with that?

Ethan said it was too dangerous to reveal the identity of Phoebe’s father, both for Phoebe and for Ava. Ava didn’t want to be on his radar. She wondered if he was really the father, but he said he and Delilah were just friends. She’d gotten involved with a scary guy and he helped her get away. She asked if the scary guy had known Delilah was pregnant, and Ethan said, yes, but once the adoption papers were signed, the adoption would be sealed and he’d never find her. It was what was best for Phoebe. Ava said she made up her mind.

Chase went home and told Brook that Anna was giving him a chance to make detective again. She wanted him and Dante to be partners as well, and they were both open to the idea. He also wanted Brook to know that Willow had been brought in for questioning, but it was unrelated to Jordan’s accident. He wanted to tell her because Dante gave him the opportunity to bring her in and he took it.

Molly said, according to Boyle, Willow and Sidwell met at each other’s homes, and Willow said they had busy schedules, so it was easier. Molly asked what the meetings were about, and Willow flashed back to telling Nina that Sidwell was providing the paralytic drug keeping Drew in check. She told Molly that it was mostly about how Sidwell’s company intersected with various public works in Port Charles. Molly asked if Sidwell ever tried to bribe her, but Willow said, of course (🍷) not. She hardly knew him. Had the councilman made a specific accusation against her? Molly said, no, and Willow told her that their time there was done.

Jack said, Nina pushed Drew’s wheelchair into the lake with him in it? and she said, of course (🍷) he was in it. Willow told her that Jack had given up on finding the black box and offered to get them out of the country. At the moment, she’d thought there was no hope and it was over and she snapped. They were on the dock and she’d released the chair brake. He spoke to her in that threateningly smug way he had, and she lost it. She regretted it as soon as it happened and was going to call 911, but he didn’t resurface. Jack said it wasn’t her fault, and she said he had to help her. Please.

Ava told Ethan it had been obvious Phoebe was where she belonged. In spite of her concerns, she’d stay silent. She believed he wanted the best for Phoebe. Their business was concluded and he’d never have to deal with her again. He told her, who said he wanted that?

Brook said she understood, but Chase said he realized he was involving himself in Willow’s life again and didn’t want to give her the wrong idea. Brook and Phoebe were his priority. She said she knew that and would never ask him not to be himself and help people, including Willow. He said, full disclosure. She should also know Willow had asked him to accompany her to DC for a conference on police reform, but he said he had to be there for her and Phoebe. Brook asked how Willow took it, and he said she understood and respected his decision.

Molly said they still had a few questions, and Willow said, then they’d have to schedule a meeting through her lawyer. She was there in good faith. It was too bad the same couldn’t be said for them. Turner had already falsely accused her of attempted murder and leaving the scene of an accident. Now they were trying to connect her to Sidwell, which was a huge reach. It was bordering on harassment. If they needed anything else, they could contact her through her lawyer. She left.

As they waited, Valentin said Jack must not know Josslyn’s part in his release, but Josslyn said he did. He hated Valentin, not her. He said her mother was worried about her, and she said she was worried about her mother. Being with him was a huge risk. He said he’d thought Josslyn was warming up to him and in part she’d had him released out of gratitude. After all, he had saved her life.

Jason said Britt had been lied to. None of what happened after that was her fault. She said she should have put the medication under a microscope. She would have seen it was only saline. He said she had no reason to believe the diagnosis wasn’t real, and she said he should hate her for dragging him into this mess. He was locked up in a hellhole and probably beaten up on the daily because of her. He said, because of Cullum, and she asked, why he didn’t tell her that he’d been protecting Rocco? He said, there wasn’t time and he’d had to keep it simple, and she thanked him for the sacrifice he’d made for Rocco. Rocco was pretty beaten up about it. He said he’d talked to Rocco and hoped his guilt had been eased a little, and she said Rocco came with her when she took off. He hadn’t wanted her to be alone. He said Rocco told him, and she said it was selfish of her to let him. She’d wanted to spend time with Rocco because she thought she was dying and wanted to protect him from Cullum. She guessed her motives were a little messy. He said she didn’t have to defend herself to him. She still wasn’t giving herself enough credit. She said he had a serious blind spot when it came to her, but he said he didn’t. He saw her for exactly who she was.

Ethan said he’d taken a bullet for Ava. The least she could do was have another drink with him. She said she’d waited on him hand and foot during his convalescence and had more than repaid her debt, and he said, then stay because he wanted her to and because she wanted to. She sat back down and said she supposed she could stay for one more drink.

Brook said Willow wasn’t the easiest subject, but Chase said, because Brook trusted him, it was. It was also necessary for their marriage. She said, and their family, and he said, both of which meant the world to him. She said her too, and they kissed.

Jason asked, what was the story with Britt’s brother? He heard her brother turned out to be Nathan’s twin. She said, he was Cassius… when a nurse came to the door and said a patient was waiting for delivery. Britt said it turned out Mr. Morgan didn’t need to be admitted and she’d be right there. The nurse left, and Britt told Jason, sorry. Babies had no respect for other people’s time. He asked her to text him when she was done, and she asked if he remembered what she said before the WSB whisked him away. He said she’d told him that she loved him, and she said she meant it. He said, that’s good. Because he loved her too. She smiled and left. (Collective sigh from the viewers.)

Josslyn said Valentin had saved her life. He’d managed to convince Z that Cullum was a double-agent. Z and his rescue team got to her just in time to get her to GH before she bled out on the loading dock. So yes, she was very grateful to him. But that didn’t mean her gratitude didn’t have limits, especially when it came to his relationship with her mother. Her phone chirped and she told him, congratulations. He was solvent again. His accounts were unfrozen and he was free to do whatever he was going to do next. She left.

Molly asked Dante for his take, and he said the fact that Willow stonewalled her raised more questions. Like, how often did they connect? When were they meeting? Molly said, and more importantly, what were they meeting about?

Jack and Nina ran down to the dock, and Jack said he’d get Drew’s body out of the water. He took off his jacket, and Nina pointed to where Drew went off, when Gio came running up. He asked if they were looking for Drew, and Nina said she’d gone to get some air and put him there, but when she came back, he was gone. Gio said he found Drew. He went for a swim and found Drew in the water. Nina said Drew couldn’t swim. He was paralyzed. Was Gio saying he was dead? Gio said, no, no, no. He was sorry. That wasn’t what he was saying at all. Drew was alive and he was okay.

Back home on the phone with Obrecht, Willow said she had to pick up the kids from camp and was going to do it herself, but she had an unexpected visit from the PCPD… Yes, again. If they questioned someone else, they might actually solve a crime… No. She hadn’t murdered anyone. Please tell Wiley and Amelia she’d be there soon. She thanked Obrecht and began to gather up her stuff, suddenly seeing a muddy footprint on the floor. She was about to examine it, when the door opened, and dripping wet Drew stood there.

Tuesday:

Drew said, hi, honey. I am home. (I’m so glad they didn’t miss the opportunity for him to say that.)

In his old kitchen, Sonny asked if Carly’s special friend was in the attic, but she said the moss bowl 🎍was right there she didn’t owe him an answer. Jason walked in, and Carly ran to hug him. Sonny told him, welcome home, and they hugged.

Isaiah held the baby, and Portia thanked him for being understanding at the hospital and giving Curtis his moment. Isaiah said he knew who Dez’s father was, and she said, Dez would know Isaiah and love him.

Josslyn saw Trina at the pool and suggested a cocktail, when Emma approached with drinks and asked if Josslyn wanted to join them.

Gio said Drew was struggling and he’d helped him get to shore. He was walking and talking. Jack asked where Drew was now.

Drew told Willow that this moment was all he’d been dreaming about for months.

Isaiah took photos of Portia with Desmond, and Portia left to change the baby. There was a knock at the door, and Isaiah assumed it was Curtis, but it was Marshall.

Carly asked why they’d let Jason go, but he said he had no idea. Nobody told him anything. Carly thought that was weird, but Sonny said he was just glad Jason was back. Jason said he was sorry he hadn’t checked in with them, but he’d needed to spend time with Danny. How’d Danny do while he was away? Carly said, he struggled. They all had. They had no information about him. Jason said he’d tried to answer Danny’s questions, but wasn’t sure how it went. Danny had a rough year because of the choices he’d made.

In the solarium, Charlotte welcomed Danny home, and he said he’d be living there with his dad now. Rocco came in and said he’d thought Danny and Scout left. Danny said they came back, and Scout said she’d be doing her swim training there and Danny would be living there again. Danny asked if Rocco was okay with that.

Josslyn told Emma that she had a job in an office. It was full-time, so no graduation for her. She was sorry she hadn’t been able to watch Trina do her thing, but Trina said it had been one more thing to stress about and she was glad it was done and over with. Emma asked where Josslyn was working, and Josslyn said, the WSB.

Gio told Jack that he’d wanted to call 911, but Drew kept saying he was fine. He offered to bring Drew to GH, but he said he had to see Willow, so he drove Drew to his house.

Willow asked how Drew got there… Where was her mother? What did he do to her? He said, nothing… yet. He wanted to come home and see his loving wife before he did anything else. Willow tried to talk, but he said he’d listened to her for so long and all he could do was sit there and blink like a desperate idiot. Now it was his turn, so blink all she wanted while she still could.

Jason said he thought he and Danny came to place of peace, but Danny was angry and had a right to be. Sonny said everyone knew what it cost Jason to be separated from his son, but Jason said Danny was a kid. He felt like his dad was always going to leave or put somebody else first. Sonny said, this time, the somebody was his grandson and he wouldn’t forget that. Carly said, you were protecting Rocco? and Jason said, Rocco shot Cullum.

Scout wondered what was going on, and Rocco explained that he and Danny had been fighting. Danny said he’d done something he shouldn’t have, especially to family, because he’d been freaked out about his dad. Rocco said he’d talked to Jason and it was over. He was good with Danny living there as long as Danny was cool with seeing him when he was there. Danny said he was cool, and Rocco asked, what about Charlotte? Charlotte said she just wanted them to stop being angry idiots and be friends again. She wasn’t mad at anybody. They should enjoy the rest of the summer. (Summer should be fun!)

Isaiah introduced himself, and Marshall said he was there to meet his grandson. He’d come straight from the airport. Portia came out and Marshall said she looked radiant and hugged her.

Willow took out her phone, and Drew told her to make sure she told 911 that she’d shot him in the back at close range twice. She asked if they could please talk, but he told her, put the phone down now. She set it on the table and said she had an explanation, but he said he’d listened to her try to justify her actions enough for a lifetime. He could understand why she’d snapped, but after he’d helped convince the jury she was innocent, she stabbed him in the neck, drugged him, and kept him a prisoner in his own body for months. Then today, her mother tried to drown him. She rolled his wheelchair off the dock after she got a phone call. Did she tell Nina to try and kill him? Willow’s phone rang, but he wouldn’t let her answer it. He saw it was Nina and said he’d like to tell her the good news that they were home alone together and he was so excited about what came next.

Jack asked, how long ago did Gio take Drew home? and Gio said, about an hour ago. Nina said Willow wasn’t picking up. They had to go. Jack told Gio, thanks, and he and Nina ran off.

Drew said, Nina didn’t even leave a message. Now where were they? Willow said, if he killed her, he’d be throwing the life away he just got back, and he said he knew, but he’d been imagining wrapping his hands around her neck and squeezing the life out of her for so long. But… no. He wasn’t going to kill her, but she was going to wish he did.

Drew said the hardest part for him had been not being able to tell Willow how stupid she sounded lying to herself and trying to justify her actions. (Now he knows how we all felt about him.) Did the woman he loved ever exist? She said he never loved her. He loved the person he was trying to mold her into. He said now he knew better. And the whole world would know what a conniving, heartless psychopath she was. He was going to tell Wiley and Amelia himself so they didn’t get confused. She said he didn’t need to hurt them to hurt her, but he said it would hurt so much more if he did. Could she imagine Michael’s reaction to her being in prison for life? He’d get full custody and make sure her kids didn’t remember they ever even had a mother.

Josslyn told Trina and Emma that she was no longer undercover and worked in the office. She thought she could do good as an agent, but sometimes the means to those ends were awful and she’d hated lying to them. She was on assignment when she’d stolen that internship from Emma. Emma said she didn’t care about that. Did Josslyn know what was happening with her grandmother? Josslyn said she was trying to find out what Director Cullum knew about Anna, and Emma asked if Josslyn was on Spoon Island when he died, but Josslyn told her that she wasn’t at liberty to say. Emma asked if her grandmother knew Josslyn was WSB.

Carly said she knew Jason was covering for someone, but would have never guessed it was Rocco. Jason said Rocco followed Britt to the pier and when he got there, Britt was on the ground unconscious and Cullum was about to kill her. He fought with Cullum and Cullum lost his gun. Cullum pulled out a steel baton and was about to crack his head open, when he heard the gunshot. Cullum fell to the ground and Rocco was there with Cullum’s gun in complete shock. There was no time, so he told Nathan, or Cassius, to get Rocco out of there now, and they got out. Not knowing how to handle a gun, Rocco had hurt himself, so he replicated the same injury on himself to cover up Rocco’s blood on the gun. Britt started to come to and Dante was almost there, so he told her to tell Dante that he was the one who shot Cullum. He thought him protecting Rocco was what hurt Danny the most.

Charlotte suggested going to see a DJ at Rice Plaza, and Rocco asked Scout about her swimming. Scout explained it was to raise money for breast cancer research, and Charlotte asked if that was why she’d swum to Egret Island. Scout said, it was, but she’d checked out the island another time. It didn’t seem like anyone went there and there was a lot of wildlife. Danny suggested taking the speedboat there and building a bonfire on the beach, but Rocco said it was a terrible idea.

Willow said she wasn’t losing her children again, but Drew said she’d done this to herself. He was going to give her everything and she tried to murder him. He swiped some things off the table, and Willow squealed. Drew said she didn’t stand a chance against him, but she said he’d had a lot of physical activity today. Was he sure he had the strength to fight her off? He said, let’s find out, Nina ran in with Jack, who had his gun drawn.

Marshall fussed over Desmond and said it took him back to when Curtis was a baby. He had that same frown. He’d missed a lot of Curtis’s life, but wasn’t going to do that with Desmond. He was going to watch him grow up into a fine man just like his dad.

Rocco said if they built a bonfire, someone would notice and call Harbor Patrol, but Charlotte said they could still go. Scout suggested they just hang out at the Qs tonight and go tomorrow, but Danny said he’d rather go now. Unless Rocco was going to tell on them. Rocco said telling on people was Danny’s thing, not his, and Charlotte and Danny left.

Jason told Carly and Sonny that he’d told Danny the truth. He couldn’t let the WSB take Rocco and he was glad he was the one in that cell. They’d done everything they could to keep him disoriented and off-balance, and he hadn’t even known where he was until he was released. He’d spent a lot of time in isolation. Carly hugged him and said they were just glad he was back where he belonged. They missed him. Sonny said, a lot happened, and Jason said he heard Sidwell was in jail. Charges gonna stick? Sonny said, definitely. He and Laura made sure of that.

Josslyn told Emma that Anna knew she was WSB, but couldn’t say anything because she was still undercover, and Emma said Josslyn was an idiot for joining the WSB. Her grandmother was the strongest person she’d ever met and the WSB almost broke her. She hadn’t been tethered to reality at all. The WSB took people, drained them of everything they had, and then dumped them. Why would Josslyn want that for herself? Josslyn said she got why Emma felt that way, and Emma asked if Trina would like to weigh in. Trina said she was worried about Josslyn, but loved and believed in her. It was her decision and her choice. Josslyn’s phone rang and she left to take the call. Emma said Trina couldn’t possibly be okay with this.

Willow ran to Nina, and Drew said Gio knew he didn’t drown, but Nina said no one would care how he died. They’d just be thrilled he was gone. She told Jack, shoot him, but Jack said it wasn’t necessary now that they had a way to control him. Drew said there was no way they were going to drug him again, but Jack said he had something better. Evidence that Drew misappropriated federal funds allocated to the McConkey Esplanade to fund his campaign, which was a federal offense. He also had proof Drew bribed a nurse at the German burn clinic to keep Willow from Michael. When her former in-laws found out, he bet they wouldn’t be pleased. And he had proof that Drew bribed the judge who later turned up dead. Drew said that wasn’t him, but Jack said he didn’t care and neither would anyone else once they heard all this. By the time Drew got out of prison, he’d be a pariah. Drew said turn him in. It would be worth it to take them all down with him.

Scout said it was a dumb idea to go to the island and Charlotte and Danny ganging up on Rocco was super annoying. She was about to show Rocco the route to the island, when he saw her list of sponsors and said Monica would be really proud of her. She said she was also doing it for her dad. He’d taught her how to swim. Being stuck in that chair had to be a nightmare for him. It was for her.

Jack said the evidence was airtight, but Drew said a white collar crime was nothing in comparison to what they’d be facing. He’d get a few years, while they’d be locked up for life. Jack said Drew should have read the congressional fine print a little more carefully. Each count could carry up to 20 years and there were several. Willow said Scout would grow up with Alexis and when she found out he was going to prison, the light in her eyes would just go out and her spirit would die. He’d probably see it when she visited him in prison until it and she faded away forever. Nina said, and this part was mostly a gift for her. Please let her see Tracy’s face when she found out he was going to prison. And Michael would have a field day. Willow said, but none of that had to happen. Scout didn’t need to lose her father. Wiley and Amelia could keep their mother and they didn’t have to destroy each other. They could decide right now to just walk away.

Sonny told Jason about how he’d saved Turner from Sidwell. The case against him was strong and Sidwell would go away for a long time. Jason said it seemed strange that Sidwell would grab Turner as a hostage, but Sonny said she was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Carly said maybe the DA’s office would stop assuming he was behind all crime in Port Charles, and Sonny said it would be kind of nice to have a friend in the DA’s office.

Trina told Emma that she didn’t love Josslyn lying about the WSB, but she got why. Maybe now things would be better. Gio came in and said they weren’t going to believe this. Drew was talking and walking.

Drew asked what was on the table, and Jack said it was Willow’s show. Willow said, what happened before is forgotten and never spoken about again. He could announce his recovery however he wanted and they’d get an immediate divorce. Drew asked what it was going to cost him, but she said, nothing. He could keep his house and his money. All she wanted was him out of her life. Nina said, one more thing. He was to leave Willow’s political career alone and not run for office to get his seat back. His days in congress were done. Jack said he’d release the evidence at a moment’s notice, so Drew would do well to remember what was at stake. Willow asked if they had a deal.

Marshall asked if Isaiah was living there, but Portia said he was staying there to help out. He had a place of his own. She just wanted to warn him that things were a little bit tough between her and Curtis right now, but they were putting the animosity to the side for the sake of Dez. Marhsall said he hoped so. Dez deserved the best they had. Isaiah came back and said Dez was out like a light, and Marshall said he should push on. He and Portia hugged and she thanked him for coming. Isaiah said it was nice to meet him and he hoped they got to know each other better in the future. He held out his hand, and Marshall said let him be straight. His loyalty would always lie with his son, but he was willing to take Isaiah on his own terms. They shook hands, and Marshall said Isaiah made Portia happy which was good for his grandson. There could never be too much love in a child’s life. Maybe after the trial, they could all move on. Portia said she thought that would depend on the outcome of the trial.

At the boathouse, Danny said he and Charlotte had gotten back. No cops. No trouble. Charlotte said he had to admit, not building a bonfire was a good call on Rocco’s part, and Danny said Rocco was just mad at him for telling Brennan that he’d shot Cullum. He didn’t want to cause trouble between her and Rocco. She said Rocco was doing that, not him. Their dads were free, Cullum was gone, and the WSB never wanted to talk about any of this again. It was finally over and if Rocco was still mad, that was a Rocco problem.

Emma said Drew was incredibly lucky that Gio found him. He would have drowned otherwise. Gio said he didn’t know how much longer Drew could have held onto the dock. He was too weak to pull himself out of the water. Trina said, so he was walking around and talking? and Gio said it was amazing. Emma toasted, to Gio, who doesn’t know the meaning of the words off duty. Around the corner on the phone, Josslyn said she needed to make a secure phone call to the Berlin office.

Carly told Jason that Josslyn refused to leave the WSB, but at least she wasn’t undercover, and Jason said, small victories, right? Sonny said he didn’t know if Jason had heard, but Valentin was a free man. He and Carly were in front of GH talking. He pulled up and she beelined toward Valentin and started kissing him. They were kissing. Carly asked if they couldn’t save this fight for another night. Jason was home, they’d all been through hell, it was over, and the three of them were together. Jason said he was good with that, and Sonny said him too. (Everyone was all happy, but you now it won’t be for long.)

Drew said they had a deal, and Willow said her lawyer would deliver the divorce papers. She expected them to be signed and returned without delay. Drew said, fine. He didn’t want to be married to her one more second than he needed to be. She laughed and said the feeling was mutual, and he said the only way she was getting away with this was because she had the WSB on her side. He knew them and she had a double cross in her future. It was only a matter of time. Now all of them get out of his house. Jack and Nina left, but Willow stopped at the door, turned, took her ring off, and mic dropped it on the floor. She said, ah, the sound of freedom, and left. Drew said, enjoy it while it lasts, you treacherous bitch, and the cheese stood alone.

Wednesday:

Jason was back at the Quartermaines, and Olivia wanted to create a welcome home celebration. Ned told him that there had been significant damage to the hull in the speedboat, and Tracy said, here comes the prime suspect, when Danny walked in.

Ava woke up next to Ethan.

Nina went to see Jack and said she wasn’t sure if he’d see her after she’d almost made him an accessory to murder.

Trina met Kai at the pool, and he asked what was wrong. She said it was Drew. He was back on his feet again and she thought everything was about to change.

Alexis told Molly that they’d postpone her book launch party. Right now, she just wanted Molly to make an airtight case against Sidwell. Molly said she planned to, and Alexis said the system didn’t work unless people were held accountable and the guilty were brought to justice. She opened the door and Willow was there.

At the hospital, Felicia asked about Drew’s communication devices, and Elizabeth said she thought she’d finally convinced Willow that it would be good for Drew. Felicia said something told her that he wouldn’t need it anymore, and Drew walked in with Martin.

Ethan woke up, and Ava told him that he should get checked for sleep apnea… like now, today. He said he’d be more quiet this time.

Nina wondered what it said about her that she’d pushed a paralyzed man into a lake, and Jack told her that it said there really was nothing she wouldn’t do for her daughter.

Trina said Gio claimed Drew could walk and talk after he’d pulled Drew from the water, and Kai wondered how he got in the water in the first place. She said, he wouldn’t go to the hospital. He’d just wanted Gio to take him home so he could speak to his wife. Kai said, maybe because she was the one who tried to drown him.

Felicia was surprised Drew could walk, and Elizabeth asked how it was possible. Drew said he suddenly realized he could talk and he figured maybe he could stand. Elizabeth said it was miraculous, and Drew said he thought maybe a neurologist could give him some insights. Felicia said she’d take him and left with Drew. Elizabeth asked if Drew said anything else about what happened, but Martin said all he knew was he’d woken up to the sound of Drew’s voice on his phone. He ran over and found Drew in the doorway leaning on his cane. Elizabeth wondered where Willow was.

Alexis said Scout was at swim practice, but Willow said she needed a lawyer. She and Drew were getting a divorce. As of last night, Drew was no longer locked in.

Danny said he’d taken the boat out to Egret Island just for fun, and may have grazed a sandbar, but he didn’t think he’d done any damage. Tracy said the entire hull had to be repainted, and Jason said Danny would pay for it out of his wages. He was getting his job back at the pool, if it was okay with Olivia. Olivia said she’d garnish his wages herself, when Gio came in. He said it would liven things up having Danny back at the pool, but after the whole Drew thing, he’d had enough excitement. Michael asked, what happened with Drew? and Gio said he found Drew in the lake and had to pull him out of the water. Tracy asked if he was dead, but Gio said, no. He’d saved him. Tracy gave a disappointed, oh, but Ned said he’d done the right thing. Gio said, the craziest part was, Drew was walking and talking. It was like he was good as new.

Ethan ordered room service, when Ava took the phone from him. He said he was paying, but she said she didn’t have time for breakfast. He said he’d wanted to enjoy each other’s company a little longer, but he could see she couldn’t get away from him fast enough.

Michael took off, and Gio asked if they were upset that he’d saved Drew, but Olivia said, no. Jason asked how Drew ended up in the water, but Gio said he didn’t know. He wouldn’t say. He’d tried to get Drew to go to the hospital, but he just wanted to go home. Tracy said, at least Gio got Drew off the property. Now that he was mobile – and worse, audible – his lifetime ban from the property was back in effect.

Martin said he didn’t think Willow was at the house, and Elizabeth wondered if she knew what was going on. He said she definitely did. According to Drew, they had quite the reunion.

Nina said it wasn’t premeditated, and Jack said he believed her. She said Drew knew she was upset and chose that moment to reveal he could speak. She knew he was about to tear Willow’s life apart and she snapped. She was the only person between her daughter and Drew. She had to protect Willow, so she just pushed him off the dock. Jack said she was provoked, but she said Drew provoked everyone. She was just upset that she fell for it. He said if there was anyone to blame for this, it was him.

Molly wondered how Drew recovered so suddenly, and Willow said she didn’t think even Drew knew, but a small percentage of people did recover. They’d had their first real discussion in months and agreed they no longer wanted to be married. He could keep the house and she didn’t want alimony. She just wanted to make sure her interests were protected. Alexis said she couldn’t represent Willow. She’d represented her in the custody agreement under the proviso she’d have access to her granddaughter. Molly said, now Drew could speak for himself, and Alexis said they didn’t want to alienate him. Willow said she was sorry it couldn’t work out and left.

In the elevator, Felicia said she’d be in touch with Drew about occupational therapy, and he thanked her. She and the hospital staff had gone above and beyond. She said she was sure it was nothing compared to the help he got at home. Willow was the real hero. He said he was very aware of everything Willow had done. Now they just had to find the best way to thank her. They got out, and Drew told Martin that they had another stop to make. This time, Martin wouldn’t just be driving him. He’d explain on the way. They left, and Elizabeth said, Drew just made this miraculous recovery. Where was his wife?

Gio said he was still mad about what Drew did to Ned, but even so, he thought Tracy should consider giving Drew a second chance. Maybe being locked in had changed him. Olivia said, even Vegas wasn’t taking those odds, and Tracy said there was no force on earth that could change that man for the better. Jason said there used to be a good side to Drew, but after everything he’d done to the family, especially Michael… He wanted the kids to see each other, but Drew shouldn’t have unlimited access to the house. Keep him away, if only for the peace of the family. Tracy said Drew tried to steal this house, not just from her, but from all of them, mostly her. He’d tried to steal or destroy the very cornerstones of their lives and when it came to Michael’s marriage, he’d succeeded at both. Gio said he just felt bad for Scout, and Tracy said Scout was welcome there anytime. Gio said, but Drew was her dad. They were all about family and Drew was technically… They all said, no! in unison, and Ned said Gio was the kind of person they should all aspire to be. Tracy said, but they were who they were and Drew on this property wasn’t happening.

Elizabeth told Felicia that Willow definitely knew about Drew’s recovery. She was at her office calling divorce lawyers. Didn’t it seem a little sudden to Felicia? Felicia said, maybe, and Elizabeth said, they’d seemed so devoted to each other. Felicia said, maybe they were and now they weren’t, but Drew had come there as a patient. Maybe they should just let his personal life lie.

Trina told Kai that they didn’t know if Willow tried to drown Drew, but they did know she shot him. Kai said being around a body of water with no witnesses gave Willow the opportunity to finish what she’d started. But if she did push him in, why wouldn’t he go straight to the police? She said, when he could blackmail her? That was totally his M.O. If she did try to drown him, he’d hold it over her head forever. Kai wondered what Drew would want from her, but Trina said, who cares? Drew had recovered and they could finally put this whole twisted situation behind them.

Alexis said, for all they knew, Willow was planning on divorce, but waited until Drew recovered, and Molly said there would be less political blowback for her. A year ago, it would have seemed to mercenary for Willow, but she wasn’t shy about holding Scout over their heads. Alexis said if she had to deal with Drew or Willow, she’d pick Willow any day.

Michael walked into Willow’s office and said he’d heard Drew was mobile again. She said he was, and he said he was tearing apart their custody agreement and taking the kids full time. There was no way in hell he was letting his children near Drew. She said it wouldn’t be necessary. He’d been right about Drew. He had no business being near Wiley and Amelia. That was one of the many reasons they were ending their marriage. He said he was glad she’d finally come to her senses, and she said now that Drew was out of her life, she was sure he’d have no problem adjusting the terms of their custody agreement.

Ava said she didn’t know what she was getting with Ethan. On one hand, he’d taken a bullet for her and gone to extraordinary lengths to protect Phoebe. But at the same time, he was always looking for an angle he could take advantage of. He said, if it unsettled her, it was because she was the same, and she said that was why she was trying to figure out what he had to gain by sleeping with her.

Jack said he was the one who initially suggested Nina kill Drew. Perhaps she’d heard his voice in the back of her head. She said, as much as she’d like to blame someone else, this decision was hers. Even though Drew deserved it, she was grateful she hadn’t killed him. And she was grateful for Jack. He hadn’t shamed or interrogated her. His first instinct was to clean up her mess, no questions asked. He said the Bureau had protocols in place to dispose of an inconvenience, and she said, so it was just another day at the office. He said the job did have its perks, and she asked why he was helping her this much. He said he supposed he was helping her because of Willow.

Tracy said she made a decision for the people who lived on this property and Scout wasn’t one of them. She could still train there, just without Drew. She didn’t see why it was a problem. Gio said it could just be about supporting Scout, and Tracy asked what Danny had to say. She wanted to know what was bothering him. Danny said maybe it made him a bad Quartermaine, but he didn’t think she should ban Drew.

Alexis told Molly that it was lucky Jason came back and took Danny to live at the Quartermaines. Drew might be more amenable to Scout coming there. Molly said, maybe the experience had mellowed Drew out a little, when the doorbell rang. She opened the door to Drew and Martin, and Drew asked if Scout was there, but Alexis said she was at practice. Drew said he’d wait, and Alexis said he was more than welcome. They’d just been told about his recovery. It was miraculous. He asked who told them, and Molly said, Willow just stopped by. Drew said Martin was acting as his attorney in case they caused a fuss, and Alexis said, about what? He said, Scout obviously. He was taking her home today.

Felicia told Elizabeth that she was going to miss Maxie and the family, but she thought it was the right move after everything that happened with Nathan’s brother. Elizabeth said, for what it was worth (🍷), she knew what it was like to be a mom with a child traveling abroad, and Felicia asked how Jake was doing. Elizabeth said he was great, and Felicia asked if she had any advice. Elizabeth said, video calls are a godsend. Never underestimate the power of a good care package. And if distance becomes a problem, remember they wouldn’t have made this huge move unless they were certain it was going to make their lives better. Felicia thanked her and left.

Jack told Nina that Congresswoman Cain had helped secure millions in funding for the WSB. It would be in their best interest keep her happy. Nina said she never thought about it that way, and he said that was how he justified his actions to the higher ups. As for his personal motives, disclosing those wouldn’t be good for his career. She asked what those motives would be, and he said Nina had saved his life and he was a man who repaid his debts.

Trina told Kai that Drew was up and walking. He could do or say whatever he wanted, so now their obligation of protecting him from Willow was over and done with. Kai asked, what about what they knew? and she said the only person who knew what they knew was Alexis, and she couldn’t say anything. So write his letter of resignation, submit it to Willow’s office, and they could say peace out to this whole mess. He said he’d love to wash his hands of it, but there were two innocent kids stuck with those two terrible people. They had to be the ones to protect them.

Drew asked Martin to tell them, and Martin said when Willow allowed Scout to stay there, she did it against Drew’s explicit wishes and making it worse, was Danny being allowed to stay there. He was sorry, but it was in direct violation of the restraining order. Drew said every boundary that he’d set for Scout was broken by Alexis. As such, he was never letting her anywhere near Scout again. Alexis said the terms had been clear. If she got Willow acquitted, she and her daughters would have access to Scout, and she kept her end of the bargain. Drew said he and Willow were no longer together, so anything Alexis had done for his soon to be ex-wife no longer carried any weight with him. Alexis asked, what about what she’d done for his daughter?

Willow said she’d been thinking 50/50, but Michael said they’d agreed 60/40 and it wasn’t changing. Unless she wanted to take her chances in court. She said maybe she would. The judge would look at her and see a woman who stayed by her incapacitated husband… He said, and dropped him the second he could walk and talk again. It would probably raise a few questions. She said not about her fitness as a parent. And what had she done lately? He said, that depended. After she shot her husband or after she tried to drown him? She said she’d been ably representing her district and his in the House of Representatives. Then the judge would look at him. He said, a successful businessman that provided a stable home for his children, while their mother knowingly immersed herself an admittedly toxic marriage. She said, a spoiled guy born into money with a prior conviction for killing a defenseless woman. A criminally questionable father and a hooker for a girlfriend. She had to say, she really liked her chances.

Ava wondered if Ethan was making sure she’d keep her mouth shut about Phoebe, but he said if he didn’t trust her, last night wouldn’t have happened. She asked if Sonny didn’t have something to do with this, but he said Sonny didn’t know anything about this and he preferred it to stay that way. She said, then what was his angle? and he said he did have an ulterior motive, two actually. One, she was beautiful, and two, he liked her. She asked, why? She’d been consistently mean to him on purpose. He said he thought she was flirting. She could slap him or throw a drink in his face, and he’d survive, but not knowing would be tougher. Was she sure she wasn’t hungry? She said she guessed she was a little puckish. Eggs, soft scrambled, avocado toast, please. He said, coming right up.

Nina said, so Jack was willing to call in a clean up team to cover up the murder she’d just committed so they could be even, but he said, actually, the opposite. He wanted her to know that when he asked her to dinner, it wasn’t because he owed her. She wondered if he was asking her out on a date, and he said he was asking her to dinner. She said she didn’t know, and he asked if that was a no, but she told him that she hadn’t said that. He said if she wanted to accept his invitation, but didn’t want to admit it, he could always blackmail her into a yes, but she said she’d been blackmailed enough for one lifetime. This time, she’d rather be on equal footing. He pulled her to him, and they kissed.

Michael said Drew was obsessed with Willow. She’d left him at the altar and he still wouldn’t let her go. Now she was trying to tell him that the second Drew was out of that chair, he’d agreed to a divorce. She said, it was a mutual decision, and he said take him to court. He’d love to have Drew depose so he could explain exactly why he was so willing to walk away from their marriage. She said, 50/50 was the best he was going to get, and he said they’d see about that. He left, and she picked up a photo of the kids and said, you see that? Mommy won and there is not a thing your father can do about it.

Trina told Kai that she wanted to say Wiley and Amelia weren’t their concern, but Drew and Willow were so… Kai said, toxic, and she told him that she was going to say psychotic, but that worked too. He said it wouldn’t take much for those two to get into a tit for tat fight and he didn’t want the kids trapped between them, and she said, if Michael knew all the facts, maybe they could get the kids out of the situation. What if they told Michael for a fact that they knew Willow shot Drew?

Tracy said before Drew became indistinguishable from a piece of furniture, he went out of his way to keep Danny’s sister away from him and the rest of the family. She didn’t understand. Why was he taking Drew’s side? Danny said he wasn’t. He was taking Scout’s side. If he came between her and her dad, he was no better than Drew was. She said, he could burn down an orphanage and be better than Drew, and he said he just got his dad back. So did Scout. So for her sake, he thought they should at least try tolerating Drew. She said Danny wasn’t the one Drew framed on one of his little visits there, and he said maybe Drew would do something terrible again, but he wouldn’t let Scout come there without him. Jason said if it was up to him, he’d never see that guy again, and Tracy said he had that choice, but Jason said, not really. He couldn’t stop Drew from seeing Scout while she was there, then turn around and ask if Scout and Danny could see each other. She said, between Danny and Drew, there was a universe of difference, and Jason said he knew, but he had to make the first gesture as a father, not just a Quartermaine. Tracy said the problem with that gesture was that he was asking all of them to support it and it’s repercussions, and Jason said he knew. With difficulty, Tracy said, all right. What if Drew was welcome there only when he was with Scout and she kept him on a literal leash? (I’d pay to see that.) Ned said he didn’t know how Drew would feel about the leash part, but he liked it, and Danny said he thought it was great. He and Tracy hugged.

Alexis said, another man, a decent man, would be grateful to the people who loved and cared for his child when he couldn’t. But not Drew. He was as spiteful and arrogant as ever. Drew said she might want to watch her tone, but she told him to watch his damn tone. This was her house. He’d had all this time to think about what he could do with his life now and what kind of person he could be now. He said that was all he thought about, and she said, and this was the conclusion he came to? To use his own daughter as a weapon to hurt people who love and care about her. He hadn’t learned anything. Just like before, he was going to keep pushing and pushing until someone else took a shot at him. He asked if that was a threat, but she said it didn’t have to be her. It wouldn’t be her. She could just sit back and wait for somebody less patient to take a shot at him. And given his winning personality, it was just a matter of time. They’ll just keep trying until they finish the job, and they will. Scout walked in and ran to Drew, crying. They hugged, and she said, dad. Drew said he wanted her to know that they’d never be separated again.

Thursday:

Ava and Ethan lounged at the pool, when Chase and Brook came in. Ethan said, if it wasn’t for them, he and Ava wouldn’t be together. Chase asked if Brook didn’t want to meet Michael somewhere else, but she said they could discuss Deception business anywhere. Besides, she was following his lead in putting him and Phoebe first.

Stella had tea with Tracy at the mansion, and Tracy told her about Maxie moving to Australia. She’d sold her shares in Deception to Michael, who’d formed an alliance with Brook. She and Brook were supposed to be a team. She’d only gotten involved with Deception because of Brook. Torturing Lucy Coe was just a perk.

Felicia met Lucy at the MetroCourt Gardens and apologized for being late. She’d been on the phone with Maxie. Lucy said she was still upset with Maxie, but asked how she was, and Felicia said, good. It sounded like moving was the best decision they could make. Lucy said that was peachy keen lovely for Maxie. She was stuck there with a mess of Maxie’s making.

Isaiah told Tristan that he’d be gone for at least a week, but Stella would answer any questions he had. Tristan left, and Britt asked if Isaiah was going on vacation, but he said he was going to court to testify against Curtis Ashford.

Trina told Curtis that Portia was napping, and he said he wanted to spend as much time with his son and daughter as possible. She asked if he meant before the trial, and he said, in general, but yeah. The doorbell rang, and he said he was expecting his backup. Go see for herself. She answered to the door to Marshall and they hugged.

Peter asked how much evidence Anna needed. It was plain as day Cassius and Britt were responsible for what happened to her. She said she knew, but had to be certain, and he said she was. They were Faisons through and through. And like their father, they would never stop coming for her. There was a knock at the door and Anna opened it to Jason.

Felicia said she was sorry if Maxie put Lucy in a bind, but Lucy said she couldn’t stay mad at Maxie for very long. Besides, it must be hard on Felicia. Felicia said it was, but she and Mac were planning lots of visits. Lucy said that kind of made her feel worse about this. Felicia was missing her daughter, and something Lucy had dreamed about for so long was finally coming to fruition. Felicia asked what it was, and Lucy said she’d show Felicia instead of telling her. Ta-da! Serina came in and Lucy hugged her. Serina said she was glad to be home.

Stella said Tracy still held plenty of shares in Deception and Michael was family. It would be different if they’d sided against her with Lucy, but they didn’t. This way, the Quartermaines retained the upper hand. Tracy said she supposed so, but she didn’t invite Stella there to dump her problems on her. They were celebrating Stella’s promotion to hospital administrator and the birth of her beautiful grandnephew. She asked Stella what was wrong.

 Curtis held the baby, and Marshall said, hello, little man. (And he is little. I’m pretty sure he was born on set.) Marshall asked how Dez was doing, and Curtis said, excellent. Marshall said, eating? Sleeping? Curtis said, yes to the first. When he feels like it to the second. Which was why his mom was upstairs sleeping. Marshall asked if Trina had signed her deal yet, and Trina said she was officially a signed recording artist with Gio. Marshall congratulated her and said he was proud, and Curtis said so was he. Marshall said noise cancelling headphones were his number one tip for being on the road, but she said she wasn’t on tour yet. He said she would be. It was in their blood. It was their family gift. He played the clarinet; she had the voice. Curtis wondered what Dez’s gift would be.

Ava asked if Ethan wasn’t jumping the gun by saying they were together, and he said he wanted her to know last night wasn’t just a fling for him. He hated the word, but felt a real connection between them. He was willing to explore it if she was.

Michael met Brook and said he’d been with Willow, and Brook said, what now? He said Drew had recovered. He was walking, talking, and wasting no time. He and Willow were getting divorced.

Jason said it was good to see Anna, and she said him too. She invited him in and said she’d been lost in work. She was playing catch-up and imagined he was doing the same. He said, actually, he’d been focused on his family. He’d taken Danny away for a little while and hadn’t thought about much else. She said she was glad. He had a lot of time to make up, as did she. She’d just learned the WSB had him in custody and was sorry for what happened to him. He told her that he was about to say the same thing. It seemed like they’d both been through a lot.

Felicia hugged Serina, and Lucy said her beautiful baby was all grown up. Felicia said, last she heard, Serina was off changing the world with her environmental pursuits, and Serina said it never felt like enough. Felicia asked if saving the whales wasn’t her passion, and Serina said it was, but she’d learned it was more paperwork than actual saving. She was a little burnt out and needed a break, when her mom called and suggested a visit. So here she was. Lucy said she thought Port Charles was exactly what Serina needed.

Brook asked why Michael thought the divorce would take, and he said, trust him. They were done. That meant Willow was free to take a shot at Chase. Brook said her husband had free will. Willow didn’t call all the shots and would get her claws into Chase over her cold, dead body.

Ava told Ethan that she supposed a connection wouldn’t be so terrible, but she was surprised. The Ethan she’d met months ago didn’t seem very interested in a relationship. Ethan said he wasn’t, but that changed. She asked, what brought about this change? and he said she did.

Stella told Tracy that she loved her nephew, but Isaiah was her colleague. He was a brilliant surgeon and a compassionate physician. The man she knew bore no resemblance to the one Curtis was describing. Tracy said Curtis was resolute that Isaiah knew about his and Jordan’s accident and left the scene without helping. Did he have any evidence to back it up? Stella said he thought he did, but it was all flimsy to her and apparently to the PCPD and District Attorney as well. Portia was going to testify to Curtis assaulting Isaiah and her account could put Curtis in prison. It was a worry, and her instinct was for Curtis to cut his losses and take the plea deal, but he was determined to fight it out. Tracy said Stella would just have to support him, but Stella said she didn’t know if she could.

Isaiah told Britt that the last thing he and Portia should be looking at was a trial. They should be soaking up every newborn Desmond minute. Britt said she was surprised Curtis didn’t work out a plea, and Isaiah said, he was offered one. He turned it down. Now Portia had to suffer the witness stand – again. She asked how Isaiah was doing, and he said it was all starting to get to him. He was sick of walking on eggshells around that guy. That’s why it was his goal to nail Curtis to the wall in court. She said if he came off this aggressively in court, Curtis was going to walk.

Anna asked how bad it was, but Jason said nothing he couldn’t handle. He was in a cell. No communication, no way of knowing what time of day it was. She said, white torture, and he said at least he knew what was happening. He would focus on a clear line from one situation to the next. Britt, Sidwell, Cullum, the pier, Danny, the WSB taking him. He would do this with different times in his life and was able to not lose his sanity. He guessed that’s why he was able to hold onto it. Anna said she certainly didn’t.

Ava said Ethan made her sound powerful, inspiring change in him, and he said he could tell her the exact moment. When she’d decided to leave Phoebe with Brook and Chase. She could have used what she knew against him, but she didn’t. She only cared about the baby’s well-being. She said every child deserved a safe home and loving parents. She hadn’t always delivered on that, and he asked if she was saying she was flawed. She said there was flawed and there was her, and he said he loved that she was so honest about it. People who weren’t perfect, but did good when they were given a chance to were rare, and it spoke to him. She knew how he felt. Now it was her turn.

Brook went back to sit with Chase and Phoebe and said the company was fine, but Michael had some other news to impart. Apparently, Drew had recovered and he and Willow were getting a divorce. Chase said, I’m sorry. What? Brook said, it just happened and Drew was already up and walking around. Unfortunately, he was talking too. Chase said, he recovered just like that. It was unbelievable. He stood up like nothing happened and his first word in months was divorce? That couldn’t be right. Michael had to be wrong. She said Willow filled Michael in herself. She was shocked Willow hadn’t told Chase any of this first.

Stella told Tracy that her nephew was a good man, but he was a protector. That’s what got him into this mess. He was prideful and hugely stubborn, so he was never going to admit he’d made a mistake by assaulting Isaiah. She was afraid not taking the plea deal was another one. Tracy asked if she thought the trial would result in a worse outcome, and Stella said, far worse. She knew she should support Curtis, but had to be true to herself. She wanted to be a worthy role model for that beautiful baby and Trina. Tracy said she already was.

Marshall asked if Curtis was prepared to prove to a jury that Isaiah left him and Jordan on the road to die, but Curtis said his lawyer told him that all he had to prove was that his belief was reasonable. Marshall asked if he thought of reconsidering the plea deal, and Curtis asked if Marshall thought he couldn’t win. Marshall said he thought 8 months in prison would be hard, but years would be harder, and Curtis said he didn’t plan on going to prison at all. Marshall said, but that was the point. It wasn’t up to him. Curtis said he couldn’t just let Isaiah move in with Portia and raise his son, and Marshall said Isaiah was there yesterday when he came. Curtis said, of course (🍷) he was. The guy had no concept or respect for boundaries. He’d even told Curtis that he’d be a better father to his child than he could ever be. So there was no way he was going to let that happen.

Isaiah said he wasn’t talking to Britt the way he’d talk in court. He was talking to her as a friend. She said she guessed she had so few, she didn’t pick up on that. Her bad. Jack approached the desk, and Britt asked what he wanted from her. She was holding onto her job by a thread. The last thing she needed was attention from the WSB. Jack said it was a good thing he wasn’t there to see her then.

Anna told Jason that the doctors said anything she had experienced or thought she had wasn’t real. It was a delusion. Jason said he was sorry for not looking into her disappearance. He should have found her. She said she understood why he didn’t. She was an unreliable source to anyone. He said he wasn’t anyone. He would have known if she was telling the truth, but he was helping Britt escape from Cullum and Sidwell. She said, they were carrying out Faison’s project, and he said, yes. She said she was still trying to figure out how they made her believe Faison was still alive, and he asked if she’d actually seen him. She said, something like him. Maybe like a deep fake or something. Jason said, they could replicate the voice pretty easily, but she said the things he knew about her could only be recreated by someone who knew him. Like his offspring.

Felicia asked what Serina’s dad was up to, and Serina said he was living his best life in Key West. Felicia said, Ernest Hemingway, Tennessee Williams, and now Scott Baldwin, but Serina said he wasn’t writing as much as kayaking and hunting for the best key lime pie. Lucy said they had key lime pie there too, and Felicia said Serina’s mom wasn’t the only one who would be glad to have her home. Cody too. Serina said she was excited to meet her brother, when Lucy gave Felicia an exit sign. Felicia said Serina’s mom was giving her very subtle hint that she wanted alone time with her. They hugged and Felicia left.

Marshall said he got where Curtis was coming from, but actions had consequences, and Curtis said he knew that, but he also knew he was provoked. Marshall said it might be better to sacrifice the 8 months so he didn’t lose time down the road, and Curtis said, for the greater good. Marshall said, for the whole family, but Curtis said he didn’t see how taking the plea deal helped anyone. Marshall said he didn’t see how a trial would either. A not guilty verdict wouldn’t remove Isaiah from Desmond’s life. That boy might wind up being Desmond’s stepfather, but Curtis would always be his father. He’d stayed away from Curtis and Tommy and Irene because all he could see was the worst case scenario. Do what he couldn’t. Find a middle ground and compromise. Don’t see the extremes. They never let anyone win.

Ava said she’d be open to seeing if there was anything there with Ethan. After all, he did spoil his derriere for her. It was the least she could do. He said he thought it bounced back pretty nicely, but she said she’d seen better. He said, liar, and was about to kiss her, when Trina walked in. She said it was official. Her timing was terrible. She was so sorry. Ethan said he was about to grab a drink anyway. Feel free to talk about him while he was gone.

Jason told Anna that he didn’t really know Cassius and couldn’t vouch for him, but he did the right thing in that moment. Anna said, and Britt? and he said, Cullum blackmailed her, made her believe that she had Huntington’s so she’d do what he wanted. She said she knew, but wasn’t convinced, and he said she knew what the WSB was capable of. Cullum was highly ranked and had the resources to study Faison to learn what he’d say and do. She said, all on his own, without any help from Faison’s children? and he said he didn’t know. Maybe Cassius was involved in what happened to her. He couldn’t say, but he knew Britt wasn’t.

Tristan opened an exam room door and saw Jack. He said he’d get another physician, but Jack said, no. Don’t worry. He wasn’t there for medical attention. He just wanted to see how Tristan was settling in. How was he liking Port Charles?

Tracy asked if there was a reason Michael ducked out of the family meeting, or was he just bored, and he said he went to see Willow. She asked why he’d do that voluntarily, and he said to tell her that he wouldn’t stand for Drew being around their kids. Turns out it was a wasted trip. Drew and Willow were getting a divorce. Tracy laughed and said Yuri owed her fifty bucks. They had a little bet about whether the marriage would last a year or not. He said, congratulations, and she thanked him. He said the problem was, he didn’t think it would play out as well for Brook as it had for her. Now that Willow was free, he guaranteed the first move she made was a beeline straight for Chase.

Chase said, at the end of the day, it was really none of their business, and Brook said she knew. She was just surprised Willow didn’t make it his business. He said, if it was true, he was happy for Willow. Now she could get on with the rest of her life and they could get on with theirs. She said she liked the sound of that, and he said he told her that his focus was on her and Phoebe. They meant the world to him. They kissed, when Ethan approached and asked how they were today. Brook said, as if he cared, and he said she was right. He only had eyes for Phoebe.

Lucy said she was thrilled Serina was there and doing so well, but Serina said, except she wasn’t doing that well. Lucy asked what was wrong, and Serina told her, let’s just say I’ve lost my trust fund. All of it. Lucy asked, what happened? and Serina said she’d made some bad choices, trusted people she shouldn’t have. She didn’t want to get into it right now, but thought Lucy should know. Lucy took her hand and said whenever Serina was ready and able to talk about it, she was there. Actually, it was excellent news. Serina said, yes. Her being destitute was just a joyous occasion. Lucy said, no. It just made what she was about to ask Serina exponentially easier. Serina said she knew Lucy summoned her there for a reason. What was she really doing in Port Charles?

Stella went to Portia’s house and hugged Marshall and Curtis. She went to Desmond’s bassinet and asked how he was doing, and Marshall said she was right. He had Irene’s eyes. He wished Irene was here to meet her grandson. Stella said, she was. She was in every one of them – she took their hands – especially him.

Isaiah said Britt’s interaction with Chief Brennan was kind of intense. Was she good? She said, just a little jumpy around the WSB after they made a total dumpster fire of her life. She was just aiming for simplicity these days. Keep her head down, do her probation time, get her life together. He said, a huge part of that life was being the equipment manager for the softball team, right? and she said an honor she’d never dreamed of. He said he couldn’t bat, obviously, but he’d be the best pinch runner GH had ever seen. Was she going to the game later? She asked if she had a choice, and he said it would be exactly what she needed. When she saw that ball coming at her, just picture Brennan’s face on it and swing for the fences.

Tristan said he was getting settled in and committed to building a career at GH. And FYI, visits from Jack weren’t helpful. He didn’t want Jack or anyone from the WSB showing up at the hospital. Jack said, and his reports? and Tristan said, would be reported when there was something to report. Until then, the Bureau left him alone. Jack said he’d certainly pass along that message, but he was afraid Tristan wasn’t the one who got to set those terms.

Jason said, Britt was a victim, just like Anna, but it was over now. Cullum and Cassius were dead. Sidwell wasn’t going to see the light of day again, so he guessed the only thing to do now was to move forward. Anna asked if that’s what he was doing, and he said he was trying to. She said she’d work to follow his lead then, and he told her that he just wanted to say he was there if she needed him. She thanked him, and he said he was glad she was back. She said she was glad they both were, and Jason left. Peter said, he was obviously lying about Britt. Not to mention everything else.

Stella said the trial had her nervous, and Marshall said she wasn’t alone there. She said she wanted Curtis to take a good, long look at what he had there. Three generations of Ashfords under one roof. Over the years, their family had endured a lot of loss. They may have bent under the weight, but they didn’t break. Marshall said, because they were strong, and Stella said she wanted Curtis to use that strength. Draw from it. Marshall said they were there for Curtis, and Curtis thanked them both. Stella took Marshall to the kitchen, and Curtis said Dez had his word. Nothing or no one would take him away from his son. Not ever.

Lucy said she called Serina because she loved her and missed her terribly, and Serina said her too. And? Lucy said, and she needed Serina’s help. There was a snake in the grass. Michael Corinthos filched a very significant chunk of Deception stock, stock that should have been hers. Before Maxie moved away, she sold the stock to Michael. Maxie should have sold it to her because it was her company. She founded it in the 90s. Serina said she knew and knew how important it was to Lucy, and Lucy said it was, but for far too long, she’d left it in the hands of the enemy. Serina said, the Quartermaines, and Lucy said they’d looked down on her so long and now they were more united than ever. Michael and Brook and Tracy. They fought like cats and dogs, but at the end of the day, they stuck together. Serina asked if Lucy thought they would force her out, and Lucy said she knew they would in a heartbeat. Except she wasn’t going to let that happen. Serina asked, what’s the move? and Lucy said she was going to take back her company and Serina was going to help her.

Tracy told Michael that there was a time she thought her granddaughter’s marriage was doomed, but she didn’t think that anymore. She thought Brook knew exactly what she was doing. Michael said Brook wasn’t the one he was worried about, and Tracy said she understood, but so far, Chase had followed through on his promise to prioritize Brook and the baby, and that baby was about to be theirs. Tomorrow, they were signing Phoebe’s adoption papers and would officially be a family. And Willow, whatever plan she was concocting, was too late. Michael said, doubtful. He knew her too well. She wouldn’t back off. She hated being alone. Tracy said, evidenced by her serial husband hopping, and he said Willow was the type who needed a man in her life and she’d do whatever she needed to secure one.

Chase said he’d believe it when they signed the paperwork tomorrow, and Ethan said the three of them just fit as a family. He told Phoebe that she was a lucky girl. She had Brook and Chase waiting for her. Good luck tomorrow. Chase said he had to take off and would see Brook at home, and he left.

Trina said there seemed to be a sizable spark between Ava and Ethan, and Ava said he’d like to pursue it. Trina asked what Ava would like, and Ava said she was a little apprehensive. With Ric and Jenz, it was all about opportunity, mutual interests. With Ethan, it was different. For the first time in a long time, she was simply enjoying the company of a man and it felt fantastic. Trina said anyone who could make Ava smile like that got her vote, and Ava said she was eager to see where it went. Trina said she’d give them some privacy and see Ava later, and she left. On his way back to Ava, Ethan saw a man telling an attendant that it was his first time at the MetroCourt, and Ethan didn’t look happy.

Tristan said he had a patient that he needed to consult with Britt on. He wouldn’t be there if there was another option, so he was hoping they could put their differences aside. She said they could have their differences anytime. Patients came first. He showed her the chart, when Jason came in and saw them together

Peter told Anna that Britt was his father’s daughter. Hell, she helped him flee the country, spent all that time with him, it was on the run. Of course (🍷) it was her and Cassius who held Anna prisoner. They broke her by torturing her, the same way Faison tortured her and Robin. For all they knew, Noah and Emma could be next. Anna said, no, no, no, no, and he said Cassius was dead, but the only way this cycle ended for sure was if Britt met the same fate. If she really wanted to protect her loved ones, she knew what needed to be done. Britt Westbourne must die.

🌞 Summer Friday…

At the park, Dante said he’d seen Fitzpatrick play for his old precinct. His scouting instincts said that Fitzpatrick was going to hit the cover off the ball, and that’s what they needed. Fitzpatrick said he’d try not to let them down.

Ric went to Sonny’s place dressed casually, and Sonny asked if he was going to the gym afterwards, but Ric said he was catching up with Elizabeth later on. She was playing softball for GH this afternoon.

Lucas hoped he didn’t embarrass himself too badly, but Elizabeth said it was just a softball game. Their team wasn’t usually a playoff contender anyway. He said, still, he should probably warm up and take a few practice swings. Did she have any idea where the bats were? She said that would be a question for Britt, but she didn’t see Britt anywhere. They certainly couldn’t practice without equipment.

At the hospital, Britt told Tristan that she’d like to meet with his patient before they discussed the next steps, and he said he’d let her know. He left, and Jason approached. She said her day just got a lot better, and Jason asked how much she knew about the doctor she was just talking to.

Carly met Valentin at the MetroCourt gardens, and seeing a table with champagne and hors d’oeuvres, she said it looked like he had a nice afternoon planned. She hoped she wasn’t interrupting. He said, not at all, but she was a little early. He wasn’t going to call her until the caviar showed up. She said her assistant manager told her that there were some significant charges made to his room, the one she was comping for him. He said he’d decided he was going to enjoy being a kept man.

At the pool, Ethan noticed a man telling an attendant that it was his first time using the pool, and Ethan looked concerned. (I assume this new guy is Hudson, but they haven’t confirmed yet.) Brook saw Drew walk in, as well as Danny coming in to work. Drew walked over to Ava, who said he looked a lot better than the last time she saw him. He said he felt a lot better too, and she said she guessed a miracle like this left a person refreshed. He said he didn’t know why his body did what it did, but the neurologists said everything checked out, so he was happy to call it a miracle. She said she was happy to see him like this, and he thanked her. He said he was guessing not many people were, so he appreciated it. Was she meeting Nina there by any chance? She said, no. She was with someone else. He was right over… She looked around and saw Ethan was gone.

Anna told Peter, shut up. She wasn’t going to kill Britt. She wasn’t a murderer. He said, yet she’d taken many, many lives as a WSB agent. They both knew no one in her family would be safe as long as a single Faison was left alive. Never.

Ava wondered where Ethan disappeared to, when Drew asked an attendant for an iced tea and flopped down on the chaise next to her. He asked if she minded. He was still getting his strength back. She said, okay, but he’d have to move when Ethan came back. Ethan Lovett? He was Lulu’s half-brother, the guy that Sidwell shot in her gallery. The stranger listened in, and she said Ethan was perfectly fine now. Drew said he guessed he missed out on a lot during his illness. He was very eager to get his life back. Ava said she was sure. Why was he looking for Nina? She wasn’t exactly his biggest fan. He said he was aware. She and Nina were very close. Was she in on it? Exactly how much did she know about what Nina and Willow did?

Elizabeth asked Lucas about various properties, but he had a reason for not liking any of them. She asked if what he was saying was that he’d like to spend the rest of his days living in Ava’s guest room, and he said he was used to having martinis with her every night. Besides, it was nice having someone else around. He couldn’t face going home to an empty place. She suggested a roommate, someone other than Ava Jerome, when they heard, heads up! and a ball came flying their way. Fitzpatrick said, sorry about that. Everyone okay?

Sonny asked what the story was with Sidwell’s legal situation, and Ric said he had two trials coming up and his assets had been frozen. The DA’s office had a strong case and Sidwell was going to see some time. The second he set foot on the bus to Pentenville, all of his assets would go up for auction. Sonny said, including Windymere and his piers.

Britt said she knew Tristan had just started there and could be completely annoying, and Jason said he also had ties to the WSB. Britt said that couldn’t be correct. He was a heart surgeon. Jason said, a heart surgeon he’d met while he was a prisoner in Jakarta. After they released him, the doctor was on a plane with him back to Port Charles. She said she knew she’d never be completely free of the WSB, but she didn’t think they’d go as far as planting someone on staff to spy on her, and he said they didn’t know that yet. He just wanted to tell her this guy was involved with the WSB. He had no idea what the doctor was doing in Port Charles. She said she did. He was there to keep eyes on her. It didn’t matter what she did. She was going to pay for being Faison’s daughter for the rest of her life.

Peter said Anna was still so fragile. His sister was dangerous. If she didn’t stop Britt, Britt would stop her. Anna said Britt wasn’t out to get her. Jason said Britt had nothing to do with her kidnapping and he didn’t lie. Peter said Jason would say anything to protect Britt. He was in love with her. She knew that. She said she needed to see Valentin, but he said, no. That would be a mistake. She couldn’t trust him. She said that wasn’t true. Valentin would help her. He understood her and would believe what she had to say. Emma came in and asked who Anna was talking to.

Valentin said he was glad Carly could join. He’d spared no expense. She said she could tell. He was going to treat her in her hotel where she paid the bill? He asked what she was implying. That he couldn’t pay? She said she knew he couldn’t pay, but he said she was going to have to keep up. Things changed pretty quickly in Port Charles. The WSB came through. His assets had been unfrozen. He wanted to give her what she deserved – he kissed her hand – because now he could.

Emma said she heard Anna talking. It kind of sounded like somebody was with her. Anna said she was just dictating case files. She was trying to get up to speed. Emma told her not to push herself too hard, but Anna said work was good. It focused her and gave her purpose. But she was grateful for Emma’s concern. She was grateful for Emma. Emma said she was glad Anna was home and that she got to see Maxie and her family before they left for Australia. Anna said she was going to miss them, but thought Maxie was right. It was probably good for James to have a fresh start after the whole Cassius debacle. Emma said she thought it was going to take them all a while to get over that, and Anna said he’d deceived a lot of people. Emma said it kind of seemed she’d been in the dark about a lot of things, like Josslyn being in the WSB, and Anna said, Josslyn told her? Emma said, mm-hmm. She kind of wished Anna had.

Carly told Valentin, congratulations. Jack had accepted his offer? Valentin said, without hesitation. Whatever was in the box, he wanted it very, very badly. She said he’d gotten his money back. So what happens now? He said, after he bought her something expensive? and she said, obscenely expensive. He said, after that, he keep a promise to Charlotte.

Elizabeth asked, who hit that? and Dante said he did. Sorry if he almost hit them. They remembered Joe, right? Lucas said, nice to see him again, and Fitzpatrick said, likewise. Elizabeth told Lucas, don’t talk to the enemy, and Fitzpatrick said he was new, but guessed what he’d heard was true. These games get pretty heated, huh? Elizabeth said, some of them took it more seriously than others, and Dante said he just didn’t want Corinthos Coffee to win again. This was law enforcement. She said she was glad she played for GH. Nobody cared that she was an outfielder that couldn’t catch… you know. Dante said, a fly ball? She just needed time on the field. Come on, lets’ go. She said he couldn’t help her. She was his enemy. He said, just don’t tell anyone, and they left. Fitzpatrick asked Lucas how long those two had been together.

Sonny told Ric that he was going to keep the Rochester Piers until he got Piers 55 and 56. Then he was going to expand his business. Rick said they should reacquire those piers discreetly. They didn’t need Boyle making it a political issue again. Sonny said he’d send a proxy over to the auction who could bid on his behalf, and Ric said, start with a high bid. A bidding war would only put more scrutiny on the winner. Sonny said he had a better way to keep the bidding to a minimum.

Jason said all he knew about Dr. Roberts was that he was the one who brought him back from Jakarta, and she asked if he thought the hospital board knew they’d hired someone with ties to the WSB. He said he had no idea, but he thought it best if she kept that information to herself. Just keep her eyes on him and see how he behaved. She said, on a brighter note, what brought him to GH? and he said, her. He thought maybe they could take the boat out and spend some time on the lake. Maybe get some dinner. She said she would have loved that, but she had to play softball, and he said, what? She said she was on probation and had to prove she wanted to work there, and he said, so she was going to do that by playing softball? She said, being the equipment manager will, and he said it sounded like a fun gig. Who didn’t love softball? She said, her, but he said she could change that if she learned how to play. He could give her some pointers. She asked if he wanted to come to the park with her and check on her form, when his phone rang. Sonny said he needed to see him, and Jason said he was on his way. He told Britt that he was sorry, but he had to go see Sonny. She said that was okay. Sonny spared her the humiliation of showing how uncoordinated she was. Could they get together later? He said he’d call her and left.

Danny brought Britt some ice water, and they both looked at Drew. She said it was going to take a minute to get used to Drew being up and around again. Scout must be thrilled. How was she doing? He said she was super happy, which was great, but she was back living with Drew and he didn’t think Drew was going to let them see each other anymore. She said she was sorry, and he said him too, but he was going to try hard to get along with Drew for Scout’s sake.

Ava told Drew that she knew Willow was determined to care for him at home and Nina did everything she could to help. Willow must be relieved to see him back on his feet. He said he thought she was going to faint the first time she saw him standing, and she said his condition was hard on everyone. Scout most of all. She was impressed with how Scout handled it. He should be proud of her. She knew Scout’s grandfather Julian would be. He said he was always proud of Scout and was thrilled to have her home with him. His only regret in divorcing Willow was yet another upheaval in Scout’s life. She said, he and Willow were getting divorced? Nina must be out celebrating. He said he wouldn’t miss Nina either, and Ava said this was so sudden. He was so devoted to Willow. Did he mind if she asked what happened? He said his long illness showed him that his marriage to Willow wasn’t exactly what he’d thought it was. She said, traumatic circumstances could expose the cracks in any relationship or make you think a good connection was there when it wasn’t.

Lulu came home to find Ethan coming down the stairs with his bag. She asked if Sonny was sending him on a last minute trip, but he said it wasn’t a trip. He was leaving – for good.

Lucas said Dante and Elizabeth had just been friends forever, and Fitzpatrick said, they seemed very friendly. Lucas said she was with someone else, but now that he thought about it, maybe Fitzpatrick had noticed something the rest of them had missed. Fitzpatrick said he was a cop. He was trained to observe and size people up, and Lucas said he hoped Fitzpatrick was right because Dante was a much better guy than the one she was seeing.

Elizabeth said, okay, go, and Dante threw the ball, but she held up her glove and it bounced off. She said, no, wait. She wasn’t ready. Sorry. He asked if she was open to a few pointers, but she said, GH always lost anyway. He asked if that’s what she taught her kids, and she said, actually, she taught her kids to always try their best, but she also taught them to have fun, which they did. She’d had fun at Cameron’s soccer games and watching Jake play T-ball. He said he used to love watching Rocco’s Little League games. Rocco would get so hyped up when they won. So would he. He guessed Rocco got it from him. She said, if winning was so important, why was he helping her? They were opposing teams. He said he always kept forgetting that.

Anna said she really regretted she was able to tell Emma anything about Josslyn, but Emma said it was okay. Josslyn told her that she was undercover at the time and Anna had to keep her secret. Anna said she did, but if Emma had ever been in any danger, she would have told her about Josslyn, no matter what the WSB wanted. Family came first and she was sorry if she’d ever given Emma the impression otherwise. Emma said Anna never had. She’d always known Anna loved her. Always. Anna said that would never change.

Tristan went into an exam room and found Britt there. She closed the door, and he said he was called for a consult. She said, that was a lie, just like his presence at GH. She knew the WSB sent him there to trick her into working with them again. So he could go back and ask his superiors to reassign him, because that was never going to happen. He said everyone had their limits, and she said he was giving her no choice but to turn him into the board and they’d fire him. He said Jason Morgan must have told her that they’d met, and she asked if he really thought Jason was going to keep his little secret. They were very close. He said, good for her. To start, he wasn’t a WSB agent. So telling the board wasn’t going to get him fired. They knew he’d worked at a WSB medical facility, and that wasn’t a secret. Lastly, get her facts straight before she opened her big mouth.

Ava said she’d noticed Brook talking to Ethan earlier. Did he mention where he was going? Brook said he’d just popped by to congratulate her and Chase for signing the paperwork to adopt Phoebe, and Ava said that was wonderful. She was so happy for them. Brook thanked her for helping Alexis make it possible, and Ava said, of course (🍷). Take care. She left, when Danny walked by with Drew’s iced tea, stumbled, and spilled it on him. He said he was so sorry. He was just trying to deliver Drew’s iced tea. Drew said Danny shouldn’t even be serving drinks. He was a pool boy. He jumped up and said, this right here was why he couldn’t trust Danny with Scout. He wasn’t even aware of his own surroundings. Brook said, that’s enough. Don’t you dare talk to Danny that way.

Lulu asked if Ethan was in trouble. Was one of Sonny’s enemies after him? He said, nothing like that, and she asked why he was leaving then. He said because an incredible opportunity just fell into his lap. It could put him on Easy Street for the rest of his life, but he had to leave right now. He couldn’t risk missing this flight. She said he couldn’t leave. He worked for Sonny now. People just don’t up and quit on Sonny Corinthos.

Jason arrived at Sonny’s, and Sonny thanked him for getting their so quick. Ric said, glad to have him back, and Sonny said he wanted to talk to Jason about buying his piers back from Sidwell. Ric said he was going to head to the park, but Sonny said, hold on. They had to have a discussion. It was obvious there was no love lost between Jason and Ric and they had their reasons why they didn’t like each other, but it had to end. They had to leave the past in the past. Ric was his brother and had proved himself. They were working together now. He told Ric that Jason was also his brother. They’d been working together and Jason was his righthand man. That wasn’t going to change, but he didn’t need them at each other’s throats. Jason said, that won’t be a problem.

Brook told Drew, calm down. He was causing a scene and disturbing other guests. Drew said he didn’t care. Either Danny was incredibly clumsy or did that on purpose. He knew which one he was betting on. Danny swore it was an accident, and Brook told him to go back to work. She’d handle this. She told Drew that he needed to relax. She’d hoped his illness would have given him some perspective, but he was still the same petty tyrant he’d always been. He said his recovery must have ruined the family’s day, but she said, it didn’t. What he went through must have been hell. He said she had no idea. Was she happy? She said, no. Because unlike him, she didn’t revel in other people’s misfortune. He said, Tracy did, and Brook said he’d be happy to hear that despite her grandmother’s feelings about him, everybody decided to tolerate his presence for Scout’s sake because she was part of the family. He said his family, and she said, but he wasn’t part of the Quartermaine family and he never would be.

On the phone, Ava said, where are you? She hoped Ethan had a good excuse for leaving without saying anything. If he wasn’t back in ten minutes, don’t bother coming back at all.

Lulu said Ethan used their father’s name to get Sonny to give him a chance. If he left now, Sonny wouldn’t give him a second one. He said it was a risk he’d have to take, but she said, no, he didn’t. Sonny was counting on him. Because of their dad, Sonny wouldn’t track him down like he would someone else who crossed him. Was he sure this opportunity was worth the risk? He said this was more than a job. He was keeping a promise.

Emma said she used to think it was cool that Anna was a WSB agent, but now she saw that the WSB wasn’t just this force for good that she always thought it was. The secrets Anna was forced to keep were like some barrier between them getting in the way. She hoped Anna was done with them. Anna promised she was going to do everything she could to put that all behind her.

Carly told Valentin that going after Windymere was going to be a legal nightmare. With Sidwell in jail, his assets had been seized. Was he sure it was worth it? He said whatever made his daughter happy was worth it. Charlotte loved Windymere. It was a beautiful place. She asked if he knew how many people had been murdered in that beautiful place, or kept prisoner in that beautiful place’s subterranean rooms, and he said, no house is perfect. She said, fine. You do you. But she meant what she’d said before. That place creeped her out. She wasn’t staying over at Windymere. He had to come to her. He said she knew he could work with that.

Britt said it wasn’t some random coincidence that Tristan landed on staff at the same hospital she worked at, and he said, with hundreds of other doctors. Was she always this hysterical? She asked if he was always this sexist. (Thank you.) She was done with the WSB playing God with her life. How could he work for people who made her believe she had Huntington’s, a terrifying disease, when she didn’t? He asked why they told her that, and she said, to get her to do what they wanted. He said that was unconscionable. It sounded like she’d been through a lot, and for that, he was very sorry, but his presence there had nothing to do with her. He was hired as a cardiologist, so he was going to get back to treating real patients. Had she ever considered therapy? It can work wonders… So can decaf. He left.

Dante said he really wasn’t like one of those winning means everything kind of guys, and Elizabeth said he did seem a little intense. He said, sorry. Maybe he was channeling his worry for Rocco. Rocco was still struggling a little bit, but he was doing good. She asked what was going on, and he said Rocco and Danny were having some problems. Danny was pissed off that his dad went to prison for Rocco, and now that Jason was back, he thought everything would be cool, but they were still having problems. She said she was sorry to hear that. How were things for him and Rocco? He said, good actually. He didn’t want to screw it up. He had the impulse to jump in and fix things with Rocco and Danny, but he wasn’t going to do that. He was probably taking the summer league thing a little too seriously when he was putting more pressure on his team than himself. She said she couldn’t speak about the way he handled his team, but his strategy for Rocco seemed solid. She thought it was wise to give Rocco some space, but if Dante ever needed someone to coach, she was all in.

Ric said he had no problem working with Jason. They were different, but valued many of the same things and the same people, like Sonny’s son. He held out his hand and said he was happy to put the past behind them. Jason shook Ric’s hand, Ric said he was going to the park, and left. Sonny said he knew it wasn’t easy and appreciated Jason making peace, but Jason said there would never be peace between him and Ric.

Ethan said he had to go, but please tell him that she understood, and Lulu said he’d always had her back. When she needed to leave town with her son, he’d come through, no questions asked. It was her turn to have his back. Did he need her to cover for him? He said, no. Just tell everyone he left town. She told him to be careful and keep in touch. He said, sure thing, and they hugged.

Anna told Emma that everything that had happened since October had been such a revelation. Before then, she would have said nothing could shock her, but she would have been wrong. Emma said she was sorry Anna had gone through so much, but Anna said it didn’t matter. She was back with her family now and was going to do everything she could to make sure they were never parted again. Emma asked if she really thought the WSB would leave her alone now, and Anna said she was going to talk to someone who was going to help her make sure of that.

Carly and Valentin clinked glasses, and she said, to you and getting the best of Jack. He said he just hoped he didn’t sell himself short, but she said he got what he wanted, right? His assets were unfrozen. He said, it was all too easy. Jack didn’t put up much of a fight. Whatever was in the box was obviously very valuable to him. Maybe somebody else. Maybe he should have talked to somebody else. Maybe he should have found another buyer. She asked if it wouldn’t have been treason if he’d sold the WSB secrets to the highest bidder, and he said, if it was a foreign government. He was talking about Nina. Remember when he and Charlotte went to Windymere? Nina and Jack were there. Carly said she thought Nina went with Jack because she felt guilty for sticking him with that paralytic drug, but Valentin said he thought it was more than that. He thought it was personal and that Nina would have paid for what was inside that box. She said he got his money back. Take the money. He said she was right and he was taking it, but he was just curious. What was inside that box that both Jack and Nina wanted? What did the two of them have in common?

Brook said she knew it was useless to appeal to Drew’s sense of decency since he had none, but she did hope for Scout’s sake that he kept his visits to their house few and far between. He said, don’t worry. He had no plans to spend time with anybody in that house, but he couldn’t say the same for Willow. He couldn’t talk and he couldn’t move, but he could sure listen. Willow wanted Chase back and from personal experience, she would stop at nothing to get what she wanted. Brook said it was ironic that it was her son who saved him from drowning, while he walked away from that same son’s father while he was having a heart attack. Her father could have died. He said, faking a heart attack came right out of the Quartermaine playbook. How was he supposed to know Ned really needed help? She said he was lucky Gio was a better man than him, but he said, no. He was lucky Gio wasn’t raised a Quartermaine and was nothing like the rest of them.

Lucas asked if Fitzpatrick ever played in a league, and Fitzpatrick asked if a movie fantasy league counted. They were surprisingly competitive. What about Lucas? Did he ever play softball? Lucas said, not in a while. So he was just hoping for a blowout either way because the last thing he wanted was to be up at the plate with the game on the line. Fitzpatrick’s phone chimed and he said he couldn’t believe it. He’d just made arrangements with a realtor to look at apartments today and forgot. He’d been blowing it off. Lucas said he knew what Fitzpatrick meant, and Fitzpatrick asked if he was looking for a place too. Lucas said, as Fitzpatrick knew, his living arrangements recently changed, but Elizabeth was determined to help him find the perfect place. She’d lived there practically her whole life and had a ton of ideas. If Fitzpatrick wanted, he could airdrop him the information she’d sent. (I smell either a budding romance or bromance here, and I like it.)

Elizabeth said she could never see the ball when it was in the air, and Dante said she had to use her glove in a way that blocked the sun, but not the ball. She said, then it would hit her in the head, but he said not if she did it right. He went around behind her to show her, lifting up her arm, when Ric saw them.

Fitzpatrick was about to leave and told Lucas that when he was up at the plate, choke up on the bat a little. It would add more control to his swing. At least that’s what Dante told him.

Ava told Danny that if Ethan showed up, throw a drink on him and tell him he blew it. The stranger made a call, and said he was calling from Express Shipping. He had a package for Mr. Ethan Lovett, but the address label appeared to be damaged. Is his address 247 Maple Street or 241 Maple Street? Lulu said, it was 247 Maple Street, but don’t bother delivering the package. Nathan Lovett doesn’t live here anymore. He asked if there was a forwarding address, but she said there wasn’t. He left the country. So it could be returned to the sender. The stranger looked annoyed.

Brook said Drew had been given a second chance, but he was just going to let petty grievances run his life. He said what had been taken from him was far from petty and he demanded justice. She said it sounded like revenge to her. Stay away from her family. He said, by the time he was done, the Quartermaines would be the ones who would lose everything, and she walked out.

Dante continued to coach Elizabeth while Ric watched from a distance. Britt arrived, struggling to carry all the equipment, and said, oh, help, as all the softballs tumbled from the bag. Elizabeth said Britt was late, but Britt said she was only one person. Elizabeth said they couldn’t play without the bases. Seriously, Britt needed to be on time so no one was waiting. It was rude to them and the other team. Dante said it was nice to see Britt was finally taking this seriously, while Ric continued to watch them.

Sonny said he got that Jason hated Ric, but he thought Jason understood that he needed them to work together. He thought that wouldn’t be a problem. Jason said it wouldn’t be… because he couldn’t work for Sonny anymore.

Valentin said he didn’t know what Nina and Jack were up to, and Carly said it was bad enough when they had to talk about Jack. She had absolutely no interest in anything Nina did. He said she and Nina had history, but she wasn’t jealous of Nina, and she said she would never be jealous of Nina. He said he wished he was as evolved as she was. He hated thinking that Sonny could talk her into dumping him for the sake of their daughter. She said no one told her who to be with. She took a huge chance at being with him and so far it had worked out. He said, so far. He took a huge chance too. She said it was a good thing they were right, and he said they had good instincts. They kissed, when Anna walked in.

On Monday, Dante tells Elizabeth that he used the power of office for personal gain; Josslyn tells Jack that he’s making himself vulnerable to a huge liability; Anna tells Valentin that he just got his freedom back and now was throwing it all away; and Jason tells Sonny that he’s going to prison if he’s lucky.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

What Scotty’s been up to and how Serina feels.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-finally-reveals-what-happened-to-scott-baldwin

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-kelly-kruger-playing-serena-baldwin-feels-right-to-me

This startled me and I’m wondering why Soap Opera Digest didn’t have an article on it. Like, what happened? I liked that Ethan.

https://parade.com/news/general-hospital-ethan-role-recast-fans-reactions

Nope. Bring Vaughn back. It’s not like they haven’t worked around rules before.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/meet-general-hospitals-hudson-troy-lennon-appel-is-he-josslyns-new-love-interest

Geez. Give it a minute. I’m sure she’ll get what’s coming to her eventually. How about Drew? How long must we wait for his comeuppance?

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-fans-outraged-as-willow-escapes-consequences-for-drugging-drew

The ultimate soap hop.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/photos/13-general-hospital-stars-who-were-on-the-young-and-the-restless-first

I don’t remember him being with Kristen Alderson, but regardless, there’s some kind of irony or something here.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/chad-duells-exes-courtney-hope-and-kristen-alderson-collab-on-the-netflix-doc-trend

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

Luke made the decision to leave the boat and Gen claimed she was going to be Zen Gen next charter. Joy was disappointed that Luke chose to leave, as she’d been hoping they could fix things throughout the rest of the season. He told her that they’d meet again, but she seemed pretty doubtful. In Luke’s final interview, he said, I hope I get to come on Captain Sandy’s boat again… You know what I mean. (BA-DUM-CHH!) Maybe he can get an interim gig as a stand-up comic. Suzanne found a match in Will, and apparently was pretty happy, since the crew got a $25K tip ($1900 each). In Cooper’s interview, he said part of him wanted to have fun being single, and when Eyebrows Joe asked how it was going with Kat, he said he wanted to take it slow. The crew night out was uneventful, except for Kat, who cornered Cooper in the rain on the restaurant terrace and dry begged for him to act like she was special. It seemed like he’d rather spend more time with random people than her, and she thought they’d been having fun. He must have said the right thing, since they cuddled on the boat later, but then again, it seems like these girls ultimately don’t care how the guys actually feel. They are on the same page, dammit! Being sleep deprived, Gael was having it rough and texted Nathan to get back to the Air BnB asap, and he left the group early. After a bad storm with very close lightning, in the morning, Nathan was late, not showing up until 10:30, but no one seemed to actually worry – like, maybe something happened to him in a foreign country or Gael murdered him – except for Captain Sandy. In the captain’s interview, she said, it’s very disrespectful, it’s unacceptable, and frankly, it’s out of character. She hoped everything was okay, but if he might have some explaining to do. Eyebrows Joe had a lot to say about Nathan in his interview – like it was bad behavior for a bosun and what kind of example was he setting – but sh*t sometimes happens and he’s the last dude who should judge anybody for anything. Starting to get nervous, since they were already a man down, Captain Sandy texted Nathan, who said he was on his way back. When Nathan arrived, he made a beeline to change and talk to the captain. My guess was that things did not go too well with Gael, the baby, or both, but to be continued…

In the City – Reunion Part 2

Andy asked if Danielle resented Lindsay for dating Carl after her, and Danielle said she’d rather have someone hate her to her face than behind her back, but she felt like Lindsay wasn’t done punishing her. I don’t remember Danielle dating Carl, but I have to admit I don’t always pay attention. Lindsay said she’d protected Danielle, but now that she had a kid, she had no time for this. Danielle had just popped up on the show. Danielle was like, there it is, and the topic of her dress for the wedding was brought up, the whole white/pink fiasco. Yvonne said Danielle had texted her a picture of the dress and she’d said it was fine, but Danielle had put her in an awkward position. This made no sense, since Danielle clearly asked if it was okay, giving Yvonne the option to say, no. And everyone knows the wedding is really for the bride and she gets whatever she wants. I had a friend who got married in Manhattan and the reception was at an upscale hotel. Black has also been considered a no when it comes to a wedding, but I’d wanted to wear a black cocktail dress. I asked first, she knew the dress, and said it was fine with her. I’m quite sure if it hadn’t been, she would have said so. No surprise, the topic of Amanda and West came up, and Danielle said Amanda had made a mistake. She never should have had a relationship with West when there was more sh*t to sort out with Kyle. Agreed, but I also think a good rule of thumb is to not date inside the friend group. This seems to cause nothing but problems. Amanda apologized for how she’d handled things and tried to justify shutting down at the Summer House Reunion. Eoin said no one asked about his divorce after the cameras were off, which is interesting since he was grilled about it at every opportunity during the season. We revisited Amanda moving out and rehashed that whole thing. The best thing – and perhaps worth watching for – was Kyle’s drinking being brought up and Andy saying he thought it was a problem. Thank you. I’ve been saying that since dinosaurs ruled the earth. Kyle tried to justify it, but Andy was not having it tonight. They ended with Kyle saying, summer should be fun.

The Valley

Brittany’s Victorian Vampire Masquerade Halloween party happened and the costumes were fabulous. So was the décor. Zack was called out for talking sh*t about Janet, and in Janet’s interview, she suggested Zack try being less full of sh*t and it won’t pop out unexpectedly. She thought he secretly liked her, but was struggling with it because Kristen and Nia didn’t want him to. Jesse was pissed that Janet introduced Isabella to a guy, but Janet said she’d brought Isabella to a real estate listing. When Lake called one of these interchangeable women, probably Michelle, a bitch, she said she was from New Jersey and they called everyone a bitch. I wasn’t born here, but I beg to differ. Maybe on the Jersey Shore show, which has a cast of people like I have never seen at the Shore. Nia said Zack was flip-floppy when it came to Janet, and Jason and Janet remarked on Danny’s drinking. Danny asked if Jason had never blacked out, and Janet said he’d never grabbed a woman’s ass while drunk. It escalated until Janet threw a cup at Danny, and Lala said she was just overshadowing his horrendous behavior. Brittany brought out a birthday cake for Janet, and Danny wondered why they were so obsessed with her. In Danny’s interview, he said he was a man of character and integrity. He didn’t want to be around people who brought out the worst in him. He was done. After I choked on my coffee, I thought, if you have to say you have character, you probably don’t. Here’s hoping Andy calls this one out too, come Reunion time.

Next Gen NYC

In Rowan’s interview, she said Charlie had a chokehold over the group. She could count on one hand the times they’d talked, but he was always talking about Emira. Shai tried to get Ava to model for his clothing line, but in Ava’s interview, she said she didn’t know if she had the capacity to put herself out there. Ariana said Shai told her that Rowan and Ava agreed he should tell Hudson about Liam, when – roll the video – they clearly hadn’t. In Brooks’s interview, he said he was seeing a side of Shai he hadn’t known existed. There was a spa day at Emira’s, and Ava said she and her boyfriend had broken up after she’d found out some info on him. She cried and the friends gathered around her. What did she expect from a guy named Hook. She was concerned since she’d never been financially responsible for herself. Alrighty then. Gio moved out, bringing her dog Bella with her. In Gia’s interview, she said she thought Bella had schizophrenia for dogs. She also talked about missing her dad. Ariana was meeting Liam’s parents, bringing along her roommate Austin and Brooks. It was also Liam’s birthday, but she felt it was too soon to bring a gift, so she brought a bottle of wine. Georgia went shopping with her brother Chuck, and in Georgia’s interview, she said he was a year and half older. They were Irish twins. Rowan met with her dad and showed him her script. He seems like a cool guy. Emira asked if Charlie said what Georgia said he did, that Kevin was a gay man, and Charlie said he didn’t remember, but might have. It depended on the context. What? Emira forgave him because she’s stupid. Seriously, all of them need to stop hanging around with this leach who is in the wrong age group anyway. He does nothing but cause trouble and spend other people’s money.

https://pagesix.com/video/next-gen-nyc-recap-arianas-hook-up-with-charlie-confirmed-gia-addresses-trump-backlash-more-vrt-unpacks-episode-6

Real Housewives Of London

This show makes me miss Ladies of London: The New Reign. It’s not the worst, but not high on the list either. I do like seeing all their fancy sh*t and the clothes… the clothes… Nessie was excited about the London Book Fair as she’d written a dinosaur cookbook for children. Juliet dressed up in dinosaur hoodie and surprised her. Panthea said she’d always wanted to be a fashion designer and was launching a line, and UK Juliet met Caroline Stanbury for some shopping. They mostly discussed their children going off to uni. Nessie met with Panthea for lunch, choosing a public space because, what’s the worst that could happen? Panthea said she saw through UK Juliet, but Nessie said everyone had been shocked by Panthea’s toxic behavior. Karen had a dinner party in a private room at upscale restaurant Isabel. Panthea wasted no time, questioning Amanda about her children and citing rumors. In Nessie’s interview, she said she thought Panthea got off on it, but at the end, Juliet and Panthea kinda sorta hugged it out.

Real Housewives Of Orange County

In Gina’s interview, she said you should follow your passion and she was passionate about making her and best friend look stupid on the internet. She and Emily were doing TikToks. Emily came over and Gina gave her birthday gifts of a double hoodie (for the two of them) and a candle called Smells Like My 40s Are Over. Emily told the Dior clutch tale, and Shannon and Fancy Pants Heather joined them. Fancy Pants said she’d needed to do an intervention with Shannon about her social media, and Gina suggested she do more TikToks. The group joined Tamra for her friend Fernanda’s class, the BBL workout. Afterward, Jenn talked about son’s delayed reaction to her divorce, and Fancy Pants said every situation and every kid was different. Vicki bemoaned her empty nest, with Michael in Spain and Breanna in Oklahoma. In new girl Carmella’s interview, she said, hustle was an understatement in the real estate game. It was a grind. The group went whale watching, sans Carmella, and Vicki told Fancy Pants to stop with her perfect self.  Shannon went early to Tamra’s taco party to help set up, and Fancy Pants told Emily that she thought Jenn was obsessed with Tamra. Again with this? Tamra had everyone decorate a box and anonymously put in each person’s box how they felt about them. This went out the window when they read the papers and everyone said which one was theirs. Although it wasn’t nearly as bad as it could have been. Not even close. Actually, surprisingly not insulting.

Random Reality Items

The most ironic restaurant name ever.

Stassi’s in the house.

https://www.justjared.com/2026/07/29/stassi-schroeder-addresses-issues-with-scheana-shay-on-vanderpump-rules-whether-shed-appear-on-new-show-house-of-stassi

https://www.glamour.com/story/stassi-schroeder-is-making-reality-tv-fun-again

All I need is $1,199,999 to go. Anyone want to kick in?

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

The Sheep Detectives. Amazon Prime. Cutest. Movie. Ever. Hugh Jackman is a shepherd named George who loves his sheep, even the winter lamb no one wants. He reads them mysteries as bedtime stories and when he turns up murdered, they decide to solve the crime, relying on what they’ve learned from the books. Using the hybrid live-action and CGI animation technique, the animals seem real, which alone makes this film fascinating. The story is clever and surprisingly lighthearted for a crime drama, although there are some poignant scenes, like when a sheep in his last moments sees George. The cast is perfection, and humor is sprinkled throughout. When the sheep have to cross the road – preceded by a chicken – it’s difficult since some of their feet have always touched grass. There are times when it’s even somewhat deep, like when they discover God is a shepherd and also a sheep. It’s a sweet film without being saccharine and I just loved it.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/fantasy-movies-july-2026-amazon-prime-video-the-sheep-detectives

https://omnivorous.substack.com/p/film-review-the-sheep-detectives

Willy’s Wonderland. Hulu. For this film, you need a lot of suspension of disbelief, but that doesn’t make it bad. Nicolas Cage has often chosen interesting vehicles (no Ghost Rider pun intended) and this is no exception. A drifter whose car has driven over a traffic spike strip, supposedly a teenage prank, gets his car fixed in a small town close by in exchange for clean-up duty at Willy’s Wonderland, an abandoned amusement center much like Chuck E. Cheese. A place with a bad reputation and the scene of several murders, a group of teenagers is bound and determined to burn it down. In trying to get the drifter out first, they become trapped along with the him, and have to fight their way past the mechanical animals – and a fairy! – to get out. Not quite an hour and a half, it’s a quick and fun, albeit gory, free-for-all. I’ve always found both abandoned places and mechanical animals creepy, and this combines them nicely. And I now have the answer to my eternal question: Who’s gonna clean up this mess?

https://scholastic.nd.edu/issues/review-willys-wonderland

https://www.southernthing.com/where-was-willys-wonderland-filmed-2652634923.html

My Grandfather Charles Manson. Hulu. In this documentary, Sophia Maddox is on a quest to find out more about her bloodline as her father is Charles Manson’s son. There probably aren’t many facts we don’t know already, but there are plenty of interviews from people who were there back in the day to hold the viewer’s interest. I was always somewhat fascinated with The Family and Manson’s hold over many impressionable girls, and thought I’d heard everything there was to hear, but I was wrong. It also tugs at the heartstrings, as this poor girl is so sweet, yet so concerned she might be like her grandfather in some way. I don’t need to have a psyche degree to be able to tell her that she’ll be just fine.

https://stephensilver.substack.com/p/my-grandfather-charles-manson-is

https://www.tvinsider.com/1276613/my-grandfather-charles-manson-hulu-documentary-explained

https://people.com/la-woman-shocking-discovery-grandfather-charles-manson-exclusive-12020641

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

This sounds totally bizarre. I’m in.

https://ew.com/alexander-skarsgard-nipples-wicker-trailer-exclusive-12030562

⚰️ Bring Out Your Dead…

Some trickles of tea from The Walking Dead franchise.

https://ew.com/jeffrey-dean-morgan-lauren-cohan-respond-walking-dead-romance-rumors-12026816

https://ew.com/the-walking-dead-dead-city-massive-change-season-3-exclusive-11966287

https://ew.com/emily-kinney-walking-dead-return-as-beth-first-photos-footage-exclusive-12024893

🦹‍♂️ And Your Deadpool

Or in this case, Jeanpool.

https://ew.com/ryan-reynolds-crashes-avengers-doomsday-comic-con-panel-jean-pool-12027056

https://ew.com/ryan-reynolds-went-undercover-as-deadpool-to-walk-comic-con-floor-with-fans-12027702

🐶 Three Interesting Tales…

🐾 What better place to find your soulmate?

https://people.com/stars-who-adopted-animals-they-met-at-work-11948956

🦈 He was happy about Shark Week.

https://people.com/great-white-shark-leaps-behind-boogie-boarder-off-california-beach-12030476

🦔 And who doesn’t love a hedgehog?

https://people.com/firefighters-break-through-concrete-to-free-a-hedgehog-stuck-in-a-drain-12027752

🦚 Quotes of the Week

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. – Thomas Jefferson

The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

My past has not defined me, destroyed me, deterred me, or defeated me; it has only strengthened me. – Steve Maraboli

Chase down your passion like it’s the last bus of the night. – Terri Guillemets

You are always free to change your mind and choose a different future, or a different past.Richard Bach (I’m not too sure about that past thing… Maybe a different viewpoint of the past.)

I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it. – Vincent van Gogh

Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable. – Theodore Vail

No eating the crime scene. – Lilly (Julia Louis Dreyfuss), The Sheep Detectives

🧗 Hanging At the Top Of Summer…

Until next time, stay safe; stay never leaving a pet in a car when it’s hot (or just never period); and stay finding a middle ground and compromise. Don’t see the extremes. They never let anyone win.

Video > The First Day In August

May 15, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Curtis Confronts Isaiah, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Coming Soon, Future Festivities, Animal Assist, Four Times Two Quotes & Hang Up

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday: 

Chase was jogging and ran into Willow jogging in the opposite direction. She said she’d just left the office and it had been a day. He said he was glad she was there. He was hoping she would be.

Ric said Ethan must have told Sonny something, but he hadn’t betrayed Sonny in any way. Sonny knew him. Sonny said, that was the problem.

Lucas asked if Elizabeth was okay, and she said, yes and no. He asked if it was trouble with Ric.

Dante went to see Lulu, who said the kids were out. He said he just found out Rocco shot Cullum and she knew about it.

Charlotte brought Donna some books as an excuse to see her dad, but Carly said he wasn’t there. He had to deal with Jack. Charlotte said it was about time.

Nina stabbed Jack with Drew’s syringe while he struggled with Valentin. Jack dropped to the ground, while Drew listened to what was going on. Valentin said, nice shot.

Chase said he needed to ask Willow for another favor, and they sat down. He told her about the plan to adopt Phoebe. They’d had no luck finding her family and were hoping she could make some calls on their behalf. Her calls had made all the difference when they wanted to foster. She said what she’d done then might make it impossible for them to adopt now.

Elizabeth said everything was fine, and Lucas said he was there if she needed him. She ran to catch Rocco and told him that he was almost done with his community service. His feedback was fantastic. She asked how his hand was, and he said sometimes it hurt. She took a look at it and said it looked like it was healing well. The pain was probably from the nerves healing and should resolve. If it got worse, come see her. He could always come to her about anything.

Lulu asked if Dante had evidence, but he said no. Jason didn’t get a slide bite from a gun and he’d figured it out from the blood samples on the gun. Rocco’s wound sounded consistent with firing a weapon and Jason would have protected him. She admitted Rocco shot Cullum, and he asked why she didn’t tell him. She said Nathan told her not to, and he said, Nathan knew?

Charlotte said once they were done with Brennan, she’d tell Nina what to do with her Crimson internship, but Carly said she couldn’t do that no matter what happened. It didn’t mean they were out of danger. The best thing was lie low and live her life. She had to be careful. Valentin’s enemies would use her to get to him like Brennan had used Josslyn to get to her.

Nina tried to rouse Jack, and Valentin asked what the hell was in the syringe. She said it was Drew’s medication, and they turned Jack over. She yelled for Jack to wake up.

Ric said it had nothing to do with Sonny, and Sonny said Ethan had followed him. Ethan said Ric and Ava had a private conversation and then Ava delivered a message to Sidwell, but Ava said she’d only returned the table she’d already been at. Sonny told Ethan to take Ava outside and they’d figure it out later. Ethan left with Ava, and Sonny told Ric to explain himself fast. His trigger finger was getting itchy.

Charlotte asked what happened to Josslyn, and Carly said she didn’t know when she’d see Josslyn again. if Charlotte wanted to help her father, he needed to know she was safe. She made Valentin vulnerable.

Nina called an ambulance and told Valentin to get lost. He checked Jack for a response, picked up his gun, and said let him know if Jack died. He left, and Drew concentrated hard and moved his finger.

Chase said, to some people it would look like they were using their privilege, but Willow said that wasn’t true. She thought Phoebe belonged with them. He said he’d even told Brook to use the Quartermaine name, but Willow said it would do more harm than good.

Lucas told Elizabeth to spill, and Elizabeth said it wasn’t her story to tell. Lucas said he knew the feeling of standing in the sidelines when you wanted to help. Sometimes knowing a friend had your back made all the difference. She said that’s what she was trying to do for everyone involved, but she felt terrible for them.

Lulu told Dante about how Rocco came to shoot Cullum and said Nathan was first on the scene. Jason told him to get Rocco out of there, Nathan agreed, and brought Rocco home. Nathan had said no one else could know and Dante would have been put in an impossible position. Dante said she had no right to keep it from him, and she said they’d been in this situation before. Dante had put his faith in the system and they knew what had happened to Michael.

Ethan shoved Ava in the car, locked it, and got in. She asked what he was going to do and he said it was up to sonny. She said it didn’t have to be but he said he wasn’t cutting a deal.

Sonny asked Ric where he went, since he’d lied and hadn’t been at the DA’s office. Ric agreed he’d lied, but it had nothing to do with Sidwell. Sonny could look in his briefcase. Sonny opened it and took out an accordion file. Ric opened it and said Ava was helping him buy a gift of art for Elizabeth. He showed Sonny an etching and said it was one of a kind from her favorite artist. He’d heard it was up for sale and Ava handled it discreetly. It was part of an estate being contested in an acrimonious divorce and the owner was trying to sell it quickly. Sonny asked why Ric hadn’t told him, and Ric said Sonny couldn’t stand Ava – neither could he – and he’d wanted to surprise Elizabeth. He was sorry that their history had caused Sonny to think the worst of him. Sonny said he wasn’t thinking clearly because of the Sidwell situation, but why would he think differently?

Dante asked if Lulu thought he hadn’t learned and would have done things differently, but she said she hadn’t had time to think. Rocco was in shock and bleeding, and it made sense to keep it secret. Dante said Rocco had been about to tell him at the café. He knew something was going on. Lulu said she hated lying, but Rocco had to get past this or the WSB would come after him. Dante said he understood protecting Rocco from the WSB, but she didn’t have to protect Rocco from him.

Valentin couldn’t stay away from the moss bowl🎍and went back to Sonny’s old kitchen. Carly said Charlotte had been there. She’d told Charlotte that he was dealing with Brennan and sent her away. What happened? He said she’d been right. Nina double crossed him.

The EMTs took Jack out, and Nina followed. Drew moved his hand.

Lulu said she and Nathan had talked about telling Dante, but she was the one who decided not to make him choose between Jason rotting in prison or Rocco going to jail. She didn’t have faith in the system like he did. Rocco had ended up in juvie for just trying to do the right thing. Dante said she should have told him. Everybody had lied, but he’d figured it out. If he could, the WSB could too.

Valentin told Carly that Nina botched it and it was dumb luck Jack was out of commission. Jack told him that he didn’t know where Josslyn was, but he might not make it through the night.

Nina asked how Jack was doing, but Elizabeth said it was too soon. She asked Nina to walk her through what happened, and Nina said everything seemed normal, when Jack had collapsed. They’d been talking about half an hour, and it happened fast. He’d seemed normal, but he always seemed agitated. Elizabeth said they were doing everything they could, but it would be long night. Could Nina call Willow or did she need to be with Drew? (Nina’s face said, rut-roh!)

Drew lifted his hand and felt for the phone on the table.

Willow said the last thing Brook and Chase needed was to be perceived as throwing their weight around. She’d make one lowkey phone call off the record. He thanked her, and she said after what they’d gone through together with her own baby, all she wanted was for him to have the family he deserved. He’d be an amazing dad. She put her hand on his shoulder, and someone took a photo.

Ava told Ethan that she blamed Ric. She’d been helping him buy art through a private sale. Ethan said she’d whispered to Sidwell, but she said she and Sidwell were friends. He said her taste in friends should be as discriminating as her taste in art.

Sonny wondered why he wouldn’t think Ric was setting him up, and Ric said he could see why, but Sonny had to learn to trust him. Sonny said trust had to be earned, and Ric said he’d been pushing for too much too fast. Sonny asked where they went from there. Did he need Ethan? Ric said, if it made Sonny more comfortable. He wanted it to work and thought Sonny did too.

Valentin recounted what happened with Jack to Carly and the moss bowl🎍. He thought he’d been the intended target, but Jack got the full dose of whatever it was. He was flat on his back and incapacitated. She said she felt sorry for Jack, and he said there was no happy ending for Jack if she wanted to find her daughter.

Chase said they wanted to give Phoebe the happiest childhood and he wanted to be the best father, and he and Willow hugged. Her phone rang and she stepped away. Nina said she was at GH and told Willow that Jack had a medical emergency. He took something he wasn’t supposed to take and the doctors thought he might have had a stroke. She was sorry, but she forgot to give Drew his weekly dose.

Drew knocked the phone over, but was able to stop it from falling.

Dante said he’d like them to decide how best to protect their son, not Lulu and Nathan, and Lulu agreed. He said she didn’t realize what was going on. She got their son to keep a secret about the worst thing that had ever happened to him and convinced him to lie to his father. He didn’t know how they came back from this.

Charlotte found Rocco on the porch, and he said he was avoiding what was going on inside. His mom and dad were fighting about him.

Ric said Sonny confronted him and had taken the time to ask why he’d lied. It had to count for progress. Sonny said he was counting on Ric to be his brother to the point he didn’t need to question his loyalty. Ric said he wanted that too, and thought they could get there. Sonny was going to call Ethan to let Ava go, but Ric suggested letting her stew. Sonny said he was okay with that and laughed.

Ava told Ethan that her world didn’t revolve around Sonny and she didn’t have to explain herself to his latest flunky. Ethan said he could be an asset, but she said she didn’t need his help and she didn’t appreciate mansplaining, especially when it came from a boy.

Carly said wondered how they’d find Josslyn if Jack didn’t wake up, and Valentin said Cullum was in charge now with no guardrails. It made him more dangerous than he already was.

Elizabeth told Nina that Jack was stabilized and being sent to the ICU. They were also notifying the WSB of his status. She couldn’t give Nina specifics because she wasn’t family, but Nina had done good. He was in good hands.  

Elizabeth saw Lucas, who said they were ready to transport Jack to the ICU. He was waiting for the labs which might give them a clue. Elizabeth wondered, what were the odds that two healthy men had strokes in the same house three months apart?

Chase did pushups, when his phone dinged. He laughed at picture of Phoebe sleeping, and texted Brook that he’d be right back. Someone continued to take photos.

Drew managed to flip the phone over and started to push a button when Willow flew in and knocked it to the floor. She told Drew that it looked like there was no one could be trusted to keep an eye on him except for her.

Tuesday:

Trina went to visit Portia at the cabin, bringing a box from Eckerd’s with all of Portia’s favorites. She wanted to plan Portia’s baby shower.

Curtis told Jordan that before he went to work, he was stopping by Turner’s office to find out what she’d uncovered about Isaiah.

Isaiah went to Turner’s office, and she asked about his movements the night of April 8th, 2026.

Danny met Charlotte at the boathouse, and she said Rocco was grabbing them some drinks at the main house. He’d been acting weird lately. Danny said Rocco had been quieter than usual, and Charlotte thought it had to do with her mom and Dante. Maybe he could talk to Danny. Rocco arrived and said, about what?

Lulu asked Britt to come by and said they needed to get a few things straight about Rocco.

Nathan went to Dante’s office, and Dante asked why the hell Nathan hadn’t told him that his son was the one who shot Cullum.

Jordan said she wanted the other driver found, but hoped the investigation exonerated Isaiah, and Curtis claimed he wanted the same, but felt Isaiah was responsible. He and Portia were getting along and he’d hate to mess that up, but if Isaiah was that kind of creep, he wasn’t letting Isaiah anywhere near his family.

Isaiah told Turner that he’d worked during the day and went to his cabin that night. Portia had been with him. Turner asked if he didn’t drive a black 2025 BMW SUV.

Danny said he needed Charlotte and Rocco’s help. It was about his dad. He’d overheard Sonny talking and Sonny had said it was all on Sidwell. Rocco wondered why he was just hearing about it, and Charlotte said it had been hard to talk to him lately. Danny said they had to get to Spoon Island and look for information to help his dad.

Nathan asked if Lulu had explained everything to Dante, but Dante said he’d had to find out on his own. He’d tested the blood samples on the gun, and one was Jason’s and one was Rocco’s. As his friend and fellow officer, how could Nathan not tell him the truth?

Lulu told Britt that Rocco was at the Quartermaine’s and she knew what happened on the pier. Britt said she, Lulu, Nathan, and Rocco were the only ones who knew the truth and she intended to keep it that way, but Lulu said it wasn’t working. The only reason Rocco was in this position was because of Britt. Britt said she never wanted anything bad to happen, but Lulu said he’d followed her because he was worried. He’d shot a WSB agent in the back to protect her and Jason, but should have stopped with Jason. (Ugh. Lulu.)

Nathan told Dante what happened when he got to the pier. He and Jason had a split second to make a decision and chose to protect Rocco. Dante said, and at no point did Nathan decide to loop him in, and Nathan said he brought Rocco home to his mother. Dante said Rocco had been struggling with this for weeks, and Nathan said so had he. Dante was the Police Commissioner and he didn’t want Dante to choose between arresting and protecting Rocco. Dante should be thanking him.

Charlotte said she could get them in and out of Windymere undetected, and Danny said they could get there using his dad’s speedboat, but Rocco said it was insane. They’d get themselves killed.

Lulu wanted Britt’s word that she’d do everything she could to protect Rocco, and Britt asked what Lulu thought she’d been doing. He’d come to her and confided in her. He was being eaten alive. Lulu said it killed her, and Britt said she’d told him that he had to stay quiet and stay away from Cullum and her, but it wasn’t working. He was a ticking time bomb. Tell her what to do.

Molly went to visit Jordan and gave her an orchid plant. She asked if she could be honest, and Jordan said she wished Molly would. Molly said she regretted the distance between them since she and TJ (🦉) broke up. If there was anything she could do, she wanted to do it.

Portia said the pregnancy had gone by fast. It was hard to believe things had come together so well. Trina said she liked where they all were and wanted to celebrate, but Portia wanted to talk about the secret Trina was keeping from her.

Isaiah said Turner already knew what kind of car he drove, and she said she’d wanted to confirm it. She told him to have a seat and asked if he’d been in an accident recently. He said he knew what this was about and where she was going with it. If she had further questions, talk to his lawyer.

Portia said Trina’s dad had told her about Charlie’s and also how she’d helped book Michael James Scott at The Savoy. She wondered if Trina was devoting more time to music. Trina said, kind of. She was considering her options. Brook had offered her a showcase and Gio had agreed to accompany her. Portia said she was thrilled. It was all she ever wanted for Trina – to have choices and pursue passions she enjoyed. She’d be front row next time Trina sang. Trina wanted to finish the guest list and said she had Aunt Stella, Elizabeth, Ava, Terry, and Felicia on the list. Did Portia want to invite Laura? Portia said, of course (🍷), and Trina said, what about Jordan?

Jordan said any distance between her and Molly was understandable. Molly needed space after the baby’s death and the break-up with TJ (🦉). Molly said it was the worst time of her life, and Jordan said few couples could survive that kind of loss. Molly said Jordan had always been good to her and she’d always looked up to her. She seemed so sure of herself. Jordan said she wasn’t sure she was that person right now.

Turner said all she was doing was eliminating potential suspects involved in the crash. Isaiah could help them and himself by allowing the PCPD to take a paint sample from his car. Paint was pulled off the guardrail near the accident and it would hep them. He wondered if it would help them railroad him and told her to get a warrant. He knew if they had actual evidence, she wouldn’t be asking for his cooperation. If she chose to pursue this, he’d use every legal avenue to protect himself. He left, slamming the door.

Rocco said the idea was wrong and messed up, and Charlotte told him to calm down. Rocco said they needed to stay away from Sidwell, but Charlotte said she and Danny knew how to take care of themselves. Rocco said covering for them was the reason he’d been arrested for breaking into Dalton’s lab and ended up going to juvie and getting beaten up. Danny said his dad needed their help, but Rocco said it wouldn’t help his dad if something happened to Danny. And if they decided to break in without him, he’d turn them in.

Nathan said the WSB wouldn’t give a damn that Rocco was a kid and would treat him the same as they did Jason. Dante said Nathan didn’t need to tell him about the WSB, and Nathan said the only way to save Rocco had been to get him off the pier and shut him up. They hadn’t been thinking about Dante at the time. He’d told Lulu not to tell Dante, but he didn’t make her do it. She chose to. Dante accused Nathan of using his son to pave the way to his grand romance. He didn’t give a damn what Nathan and Lulu did, but Nathan’s involvement with his son was over. Nathan said he and Lulu were done anyway. He was giving her space. She was mad because he’d told her something she didn’t want to hear, that Rocco couldn’t stay in Port Charles. They had to get him out of town.

Britt said they couldn’t expect Rocco to handle this kind of pressure, and Lulu thought she was in cahoots with Nathan, but Britt said they hadn’t talked. Lulu said she wasn’t sending her son anywhere, but Britt said they needed to get him away, at least until things cooled down. Lulu said Britt didn’t get any input, and Britt said she knew Lulu had missed four years with Rocco, but it was about Rocco, not her. Lulu said she’d also missed nine months of pregnancy and the first seven months of Rocco’s life, and Britt said she couldn’t believe even Lulu could be this selfish. Lulu said her son needed to be around his family, and she and Dante would decide what happened next, not Britt.

Nathan said Rocco could slip up at any moment, and Dante said it would have been great if Rocco had had his support. Nathan said it didn’t change the fact Rocco was in danger. Dante was his father and needed to protect him. Dante said Nathan had been a father for five minutes and had no idea what it took. Now that he knew the truth, he’d be the one to guide his son though this.

Britt said Dante knew what was at stake and wasn’t driven by his own needs like Lulu, and Lulu told her, get the hell out. She’d put Rocco’s life in danger and it was on her if something bad happened to him. Britt left.

Rocco said he wasn’t letting them break into Windymere and wasn’t letting Danny drag his sister into this, but Charlotte said she wanted to help. Danny said it wasn’t like his mom could help. She was dead. He couldn’t let his parents fix his problems like Rocco did. He had to find his dad and if Rocco didn’t want to help, stay out of their way.  They didn’t need him. Charlotte suggested they calm down, but Rocco wanted to leave. Charlotte said they’d catch up with him later, and Rocco said screw them both.

Trina said Portia wasn’t obligated to invite anybody she didn’t want, but Portia said it might help put the old animosity behind them. Jordan was living with Curtis and would be part of the baby’s life. Trina said Jordan might not feel like coming, and Portia said, or worse, she might feel like she couldn’t say no, even though she wasn’t in the mood to celebrate.

Turner told Curtis that Isaiah had no alibi, and Curtis asked if he mentioned the damage on his car. She said, no. She’d told him about the paint, but he’d refused to give her a sample. Curtis said she could force him, but she said the judge turned down her request for a warrant.

Molly told Jordan that she thought about Irene all the time. When something that devastating happened, it changed your perception of who you were and how you lived your life. Irene’s death made her reevaluate what she wanted out of life and what she could handle. Jordan said she wasn’t there yet. She hadn’t realized how much of her identity was tied to her appearance. It wasn’t about personal vanity, but she wanted to recognize herself inside and out. Molly said she’d remind Jordan of her value, and Jordan said they were family.

Turner said they didn’t have probable cause, considering how many people drove the same type of car, but Curtis said he’d been a cop and knew what suspicious behavior looked like. Isaiah was acting like someone who was guilty. Why did he refuse to answer her questions or give her a paint sample? Why was he being evasive if he had nothing to hide?

Isaiah dropped by Lulu’s house, and told her about the conversation with Turner. Turner suspected he was involved with Jordan’s accident and questioned him about his whereabouts. He’d been at Lulu’s house at the time of the crash and she and Rocco were his only alibi.

Rocco went to see Britt and said she was the only person he could talk to. He didn’t know why he was acting the way he was. She said he was under a ton of pressure, and he said it was his fault that Danny was going to do something stupid and get himself hurt. He was the reason Danny’s dad was locked up. Britt said it wasn’t his fault, but Rocco said it didn’t matter. He couldn’t tell Danny how bad Cullum was. He couldn’t tell Danny and Charlotte anything. Britt was the only one he could talk to.

Nathan asked if they were done, and Dante said, not quite. Nathan could have talked to him, but instead, lied to him. He never thought Nathan could do something like that. It was like he didn’t know Nathan at all.

Molly left Jordan’s place.

Portia told Trina that they should put Jordan on the list. She wanted them all to come together. Trina said it was a new chapter for all of them, and Portia said they could be the best versions of themselves for the baby, her included. The baby would bring them together.

Turner told Curtis that Isaiah was right. She had no evidence. There was no way to link him to the accident. There was no case. Curtis said she needed probable cause to get evidence and he’d get it himself.  

Isaiah told Lulu that he’d said nothing about her and Rocco, but the police said the other car had scraped the guardrail and he’d scraped his car in the parking garage. It was in the body shop right now. Lulu said the police could find out and think he was involved in the accident, and he said, exactly. He’d told Turner to go through his lawyer. He wasn’t involved, but if they found out he was on 91, Turner would be suspicious. If charges were filed, he’d have to tell the authorities where he was, but he’d do everything he could to protect Rocco. She told him to stay quiet for as long as he could, but if he had to, tell them he was with her and Rocco, just give her a heads up. (Working on a story together might be a good idea. Duh.)

Nathan said Dante was right and he was wrong, but the gun was a problem. Dante should throw it in the incinerator and hope the WSB forgot it existed. If he figured out what Rocco did, Cullum could too. Dante said that would be all, and Nathan left.

Charlotte said Rocco was just taking things out on Danny, and Danny said he could go to Windymere on his own, but she said he’d get caught. They’d do it together.

Britt said Rocco could talk to his mom and he should tell her everything he was going through and feeling. He said his dad found out the truth and they were fighting because of him, and she said they were just worried and wanted to protect him. He said he got that, but Jason didn’t shoot Cullum. He did. If Cullum figured it out, Cullum would come after him and everyone he loved. Everything was spinning out of control and he didn’t know how to stop it. He was freaked out all the time and totally helpless. Britt said he was anything but. He’d followed her to the pier because he was worried about her. He’d saved her and Jason. Helpless people don’t do that. He was in this position because he was a hero. It was unfair for her to push him away and he could come to her anytime about anything, but had to be smart about it. She promised they’d get through this. She hugged him and he cried.

Wednesday:

Isaiah told Portia about being called in by Turner and said she thought he was involved with Jordan’s car accident.

Curtis told Jordan that Turner questioned Isaiah, but he’d stonewalled. She couldn’t get a paint sample and the judge said there was no probable cause to issue a warrant. Isaiah’s refusal convinced Curtis even more that he was guilty.

Jacinda went to see Michael in his office, bringing an inventory report as an excuse.

Willow saw Nina at the hospital, and Nina wondered what would happen if Jack didn’t wake up. Willow said if Nina wasn’t careful, she’d incriminate them.

Britt gave an unconscious Jack a lecture, and said it was up to her now.

Sidwell looked at childhood pictures of Marco, when Lucas walked in. He asked if Sidwell was okay, and Sidwell said showed the photos to Lucas. He said it was all he had left of his son.

Kristina met Ethan at the MetroCourt Gardens, and he said he could use her help. Brook and Chase were also there with Phoebe, and they met with Alexis. Chase told her that they wanted to adopt Phoebe.

Sidwell and Lucas looked at the photos, and Sidwell thanked Lucas. Marco had been reluctant to move to Port Charles, but then discovered Lucas lived there, and he was convinced that was why Marco stayed. Lucas said it made him feel happy, but sorry that Marco moved there for him and was murdered. He should have stayed in Miami.

Ethan said Ric got on his bad side, and Kristina said she wasn’t surprised. Ric couldn’t be trusted. Ethan agreed, but said Ric was important to Sonny. He’d shadowed Ric and thought he caught him, but he was wrong. Now Ric would be gunning for him.

Isaiah told Portia about finding himself being interrogated. Turner wanted know where he was on April 8th and he realized it was the night of Jordan’s car accident. She suspected he was the other driver. Portia said that was ridiculous, and he said Curtis obviously didn’t believe it.

Jordan said the paint sample couldn’t prove anything, and Curtis said Isaiah claimed he was with Portia, but Portia had said he left to tend to a patient in Port Charles. That meant he had to be on Route 91 and might have been on the road when the accident occurred. Jordan said if Isaiah had a reason not to stop, maybe he thought it was too late when he found out he was the other driver, but Curtis said he should have come forward. She agreed and said the longer he waited, the guiltier he looked. She wondered what he was covering up, and Curtis said they couldn’t let him get away with lying. He was going to find more evidence.

Alexis said there was no guarantee Brook and Chase would be approved, but Chase said they had to try. Alexis said once Phoebe became a ward of the state, it would be three months before she was eligible for adoption and she’d be offered to the next most qualified couple. They should go to the New York Department of Families and Child Services and petition them before the three month period was over, but there were more steps to go through before they filed.

Michael’s office phone rang, and he said, send her in. He asked Jacinda to stay, and Elaine walked in. (Where was Mavis???) He introduced her to Jacinda, and Elaine said she already had promising results.

Willow said Nina had no connection to Jack and just happened to be at the house when he had his stroke. That was their story and they were sticking to it. Nina had no reason to sit vigil. Nina said she had to find out what Jack remembered.

Britt told Jack that she’d wanted him to stop Cullum and Sidwell before they got a working prototype, but she didn’t care about that anymore. Her priority was Rocco and she was going to protect him no matter what.

Isaiah said, who better than Curtis to blame him? but Portia didn’t think Curtis would try to blame him arbitrarily. Isaiah said, in Curtis’s mind, there were two things that tied him to the accident.

Sidwell said if Marco had been anyone else’s son, the police would be further along in the investigation, but Lucas said Dante was a good detective and would never do that. He’d find who did this. Isn’t that what Sidwell wanted? Sidwell said, of course (🍷), but the latest theory that Marco knew his assailant haunted him. It was someone Marco knew well enough to let in and get close enough to stab him. Lucas flashed back to telling Britt that the police didn’t find Marco’s phone and realizing Cullum found him by reading his texts to Marco. He must have stolen Marco’s phone… Cullum killed Marco. Sidwell said it was a terrible thing that Marco knew and trusted someone who hurt him so badly.

Alexis said the most important thing was determining that Phoebe didn’t have any relatives who would try to claim her, and Chase said the PCPD had done everything and had no success. Alexis said she had a P.I. she could recommend for them to do their own search, and Chase said if Phoebe had family, she belonged with them.

Ethan told Kristina that he hadn’t had much of a plan when he came to Port Charles, but the longer he was there, the more he wanted to stay. Kristina said her dad would pick him over Ric any day. She noticed Alexis and went over to say hi.

Michael told Jacinda that Elaine was a P.I. he’d hired to find something on Willow and Chase, and Elaine said she and Mavis had followed Willow into the park. (Phew! Mavis lives!) Jacinda wondered who Mavis was, and Elaine said Mavis was her dog. She could be an excellent distraction and was so cute, she could get anyone to drop their guard. Michael showed Jacinda the photo of Willow putting her hand on Chase’s shoulder.

Willow told Nina that even if Jack woke up, he wouldn’t be able to speak or move for 72 hours. Then they could determine how big of a threat he was. Nina said she’d tried to stop Valentin and Jack got in the way, but Willow said the hospital wasn’t the place to discuss it. Nina said when Jack returned to normal, it would be obvious he hadn’t had a stroke and they’d compare Jack to Drew. Willow said she’d take care of it, and Nina said maybe he wouldn’t remember. Willow said, if they were lucky, but she wasn’t betting her future on it.

Curtis said there had to be a way to prove it was Isaiah, but Jordan said it would be hard without a warrant. He said if Isaiah bought paint, there had to be a receipt and he’d present it to Turner and she could prosecute. She said Isaiah was definitely acting like he had something to hide, and Curtis said if Isaiah’s actions delayed getting Jordan to the hospital, he was going to make sure Isaiah answered for that.

Kristina said hi to Alexis and fussed over the baby. Alexis talked with Ethan, and Brook asked if Kristina wanted to hold Phoebe.

While Lucas and Sidwell were talking, Willow walked in. Lucas wondered why she was there, and she said some of her constituents were complaining about the noise from Sidwell’s helipad. She was hoping they could work something out. Lucas left for work, and Sidwell asked why Willow didn’t call first. She asked if he’d heard about Chief Brennan.

Britt saw Cullum come out of a hospital elevator and ducked around a corner. Cullum saw Nina and went over to her. He introduced himself and said he understood she’d been present when Jack collapsed. He was Jack’s superior and would appreciate it if she had any information about his unexpected medical crisis. She said, of course (🍷). She’d be happy to tell him what she could. He asked why Jack was at Congresswoman Cain’s house.  

Kristina held Phoebe and fawned over her. She said it would be hard for them to give Phoebe up, but Brook said they hoped they didn’t have to, They wanted to adopt her. That’s why they were talking to Kristina’s mom. Kristina said if anyone could make it happen, her mom could.

Michael told Elaine that it was a great start, but he needed more than a friendly hug, especially since Willow had more resources now. Elaine said people with money got away with a lot, and Jacinda asked what she was trying to say. Elaine said, nothing, and Michael said she need to get Chase and Willow in a compromising position. Elaine said, it shouldn’t be difficult. If they weren’t sleeping together, they were on the way.

Isaiah told Portia that Curtis must have mentioned him to Turner. Out of the people who owned black BMWs, she chose to question him. Portia said he’d scraped his car in the garage, and he said it was damaged in the same general area and in the shop. It could be interpreted as destroying evidence. Plus, he wasn’t sure he had an alibi. She asked if he told Turner about the house call, and he said, once he realized what she was after, he didn’t volunteer any more information. She said she had to admit it looked suspicious, especially if he refused to cooperate, but he said he wasn’t helping to frame himself for something he didn’t do.

Alexis thanked Brook and Chase for letting Kristina hold Phoebe. Kristina was healing and she thought it helped her.

Ethan asked if Kristina was all right, and she told him about Adela/Irene dying.

Nina told Cullum that she had no idea why Jack was there. He’d been looking for Willow, but she told him that Willow wasn’t home. He was on his way out when he collapsed. It was very shocking. Was he going to be okay? Cullum said Jack was getting the best care possible, and she said he was in good hands. Cullum said Jack had been in excellent health and asked if there were any signs of distress, and Nina saw Lucas approaching. She said he was the man that Cullum should talk to. Dr. Lucas Jones took care of Jack in the ER.

Sidwell said he gave Willow the medication to keep Drew under control. She was supposed to keep it under lock and key. How did Brennan get injected? She said she was about to give Drew a dose when Brennan showed up. It was an accident. He said, it was negligence, and she said now they had to deal with it. He asked how she suggested they do that, and she said they had to let Drew come back.

Isaiah said Curtis wanted to think the worst of him, and Portia said the baby would bring everyone together. Trina was throwing a baby shower and Jordan would be there. Portia invited her. He said he was glad to hear she and Trina were back on track. He hoped Curtis’s suspicions didn’t destroy their progress.

Curtis told Jordan that he was going to make Isaiah face the accident that changed their lives and delayed her recovery. Jordan hadn’t left the house since she came home, and why was she wearing the bandage when she’d gotten medical clearance to take it off? He hoped she wasn’t doing it for him. When he looked at her, he only saw the woman he loved.

Cullum asked for Chief Brennan’s status, but Lucas said HIPPA prevented him from talking to anyone who wasn’t family. Cullum said, Jack had no family. He was Jack’s superior and has his health care proxy. It was a common policy in the WSB. Britt saw them, and Lucas showed Cullum Jack’s paperwork. He said Brennan was stable, but still unconscious, and Cullum suggested they go see him right now. Britt came out and told Lucas that there was an emergency with his patient in 804, and he left with her.

In another hallway, Lucas said he didn’t have a patient in 804, and Britt said she’d lied. She saved him. He looked like he was ready to kill Cullum. Lucas said she’d told him that he’d been the most likely to have killed Marco, and she said he probably did, but even if it was true, he needed to chill around Cullum. He said they should just tell Sidwell. He’d kill Cullum for them.

Cullum went to Jack’s room and tapped on Jack’s forehead with his finger. (I literally lol’d.) He said, Jack always had impeccable timing. He’d been thinking he needed to kill Jack, but Jack neutralized himself without his help. Ironic. This stroke might have saved his life.

Brook asked how long the state would take to decide, but Alexis told her it was hard to say. They’d have to go through a lot of interviews, house inspections, and an extensive background check. The process could get uncomfortable.

Kristina said a jury declared it an accident and she was trying to convince herself they were right, but Ethan said he didn’t blame her for thinking otherwise about Ava. Kristina said she’d had to let go of the hatred and need for revenge. It was hurting her more than anyone else. She was going to regret going to see Ava for the rest of her life.

Brook said they’d do what it took, and Alexis said it was best they stipulate any negative things. Admit them first before they were uncovered. Nobody’s life was pristine. If there was anything they didn’t want exposed, call it off now before they petitioned for adoption.

Jacinda told Michael that Elaine was the reason she didn’t have to get information from Charlotte for Brennan. If Willow was exposed for cheating with the cop who testified and helped get her acquitted… Michael said she’d be embarrassed and step down, and Jacinda said people would question if she shot Drew. She hated that Elaine even thought that he did it, but it would be obvious Willow did it. He said it was only a matter of time before Willow slipped up and everyone saw what she was capable of.

Sidwell told Willow that he failed to see how Drew would help their cause. And now they had Brennan’s status deal with. Willow said he’d told her that locking Drew in was a short term solution. When it wore off, Drew and Jack both having strokes was too big of a coincidence. They needed to ignore Jack and focus on Drew’s recovery. Sidwell said they’d be busy speculating about a congresswoman drugging her husband. Once Drew communicated, she was done. Willow said, not just her. Drew knew Sidwell was involved. He’d have to find a way to keep Drew quiet. She was sure he could figure something out. He told her, get something straight. He gave the orders to her, not the other way around. Don’t forget, if they were exposed, she had the most to lose.

Jordan told Curtis that she couldn’t stand to look at the woman in the mirror. It didn’t feel like her. She knew she was being a coward and it was time to face reality. She went to the mirror and took off the bandage, revealing the cuts on her cheek, and said she wanted the other driver to face what they did to her. (What?)

Isaiah told Portia that he couldn’t prove a negative or prove that he wasn’t the other driver. Either Curtis had to let it go… She said that wasn’t likely. They’d have to pray the police found the real driver.  

Chase told Alexis that all of their mistakes were out in the open and they had nothing to hide.

Kristina said it hit her sometimes, and Ethan said losing a child had to be one of the hardest things to go through. She asked if he wanted to hold Phoebe, but he said babies made him nervous. She was super cute though. Did Kristina think Phoebe would be happy with Brook and Chase?

Lucas told Britt that he was beginning to feel sorry for Sidwell, but then Sidwell wanted to talk about who killed Marco. He wanted to yell that it was Sidwell’s fault. He brought Cullum into Marco’s life and Marco was dead because of him. Britt said, that would be a big mistake, but Lucas said, if Sidwell found out the truth, he would kill Cullum and be put in prison where he belonged. Let them destroy each other. That would be true vengeance for Marco …. Never mind. She still needed Cullum as the source for her medication. She said he was right. None of them could keep living like this. He said as soon as Sidwell found out, everything would explode. They had to be sure, because there was no going back.

Cullum asked how it happened that Brennan was dosed with Drew’s meds, and Sidwell said, Willow had been sloppy. She made a terrible mistake and now they had a mess on their hands. Because when Brennan came out of this, things would be complicated. Cullum said, then he couldn’t come out of it.

Nina told Jack that she was sorry. She didn’t mean for this to happen. Please wake up.

Michael and Jacinda kissed, and she said she needed to get back to work. He asked if Nina had been harassing her, but she said she was a big girl and could handle Nina. Willow barged in, and Michael asked what the hell she was doing there. Willow said she needed a moment with him, and we saw the photo of her and Chase on the desk.

Thursday:

Sonny found Turner at the MetroCourt Gardens and said he was glad he ran into her. She asked how she could help him, and he said she already did.

Boyle went to Laura’s office and said he couldn’t believe Tracy filed an injunction against Sidwell’s helipad. Sidwell was furious. Laura said she was already on it, when Tracy came in and asked what Boyle was doing there. Laura thanked her for coming by.

Brook went to the apartment to see Trina, and Gio was there. Brook asked about the showcase, and Trina said she wanted to do it on one condition.

Carly wondered why Nina was at the hospital, and Nina said she’d been there when Jack had his stroke and was worried about him. Carly wondered why Jack had been at Drew’s, and Nina said he’d been looking for Willow. Carly said she thought it couldn’t be a coincidence that Jack and Drew both had sudden strokes at Drew and Willow’s house. There had to be a common cause.

In Britt’s room, she poured shots and told Lucas, for some reason, the hospital frowned on drinking in their offices. Lucas toasted to privacy and drinking in your friend’s room like in college, but Britt said, except the someone the room belonged to… Lucas said to those they loved who had to miss out on all of this, and they clinked glasses and drank the shot. Britt said there was plenty more where that came from, and Lucas said he was in no hurry to go back to Windymere. Britt’s phone dinged, and she said, speak of the devil – literally. It was Sidwell wanting to know when she was going to the lab. Remind her why she couldn’t tell him that Cullum killed Marco. Lucas said they had to think it through. He should do it. Why would Sidwell believe her?

Dante found Rocco by the boathouse and said he knew Rocco shot Cullum.

Carly told Nina that she thought the house may be toxic. There could be lead paint, black mold, or asbestos. The house could be dangerous. Nina said she and Michael wanted to try and use that to take Willow’s kids away again, but she wouldn’t sit back and let it happen. Neither would Willow. Carly said she was worried about Jack and all Nina could think about was how it affected her, and Nina said Jack had a high stress job and a relationship with Carly. His heart probably couldn’t take it. Carly said they’d broken up, but she still cared. She wanted to figure out why he’d collapsed and was going to push for a blood test for Drew and Jack, and see if there was a link. Nina said she thought Carly’s time would be better spent warning Lulu that Valentin was back in Port Charles.

Laura said Tracy’s injunction had come to her attention, and Tracy said she’d told Boyle that they wouldn’t get away with it. Boyle said it was in the public’s best interest. It would create businesses and was essential for the infrastructure. Tracy said it was essential to Sidwell to avoid traffic, and asked Laura what Boyle was doing there.

Trina said she wanted Gio to accompany her, and Brook said she was thrilled. Trina said she was excited, but nervous, and Brook told her to think of the showcase like an audition. They’d want to see what kind of performer she was. Not just hear her voice, but see her stage presence. Trina said she’d loved singing with Gio at Charlie’s and wanted to give the best performance, but Gio said it occurred to him that he may not be best thing for Trina.

Sonny said he was meeting Kristina, but was early, and asked if Turner minded if he joined her. She said she was also early for meeting someone, so sure. He said she’d suggested he investigate Ric’s motive for lying before he took action, and she asked if Ric had a satisfactory explanation. He said Ric had been buying a present for someone he loved and didn’t want him to know he was asking Ava for help. Ric had been a professional thorn in her side. Why go to bat for him? She said she didn’t do it for Ric. She did it for him.

Rocco said he’d been waiting for Dante to say something since they’d been arguing about him, and Dante said he was Rocco’s father. Rocco could tell him anything. Rocco was his number one priority and he wanted to know Rocco was okay. Rocco asked how he could be. He’d shot a WSB director and everyone was covering it up. It almost killed him.

Britt said Lucas was right. Sidwell would think she was lying. She had a bit of a track record. Maybe she should tell Sidwell that Cullum knew where to find her from reading Marco’s texts. That meant Cullum killed Marco and took his phone. Lucas said they thought that’s what happened, and Britt said neither one of them could tell Sidwell. Then they’d have to tell him why Cullum went after Marco. Lucas said he’d put Marco up to it, and Britt said Sidwell would go after Cullum, then Lucas.

Nina said Valentin was also at Drew and Willow’s, and Carly asked if Willow was helping Valentin, but Nina said he’d shown up to see Brennan. She didn’t know why. Carly asked why she didn’t tell the police, and Nina said she was worried they’d make the same link and think Willow was harboring a fugitive. She didn’t know where Valentin was now. Maybe he was working with the WSB again. Carly asked if he and Jack were friendly with each other, but Nina said all she knew was that they had a huge argument. It was probably what led to Jack’s stroke.

Turner said Sonny was obviously upset. He and Ric were beginning act like true brothers and she didn’t want him to lose that over a misunderstanding, especially with Jason gone. There weren’t many people Sonny could trust and it could be dangerous. Sonny said he thought Turner felt the same way, and she said she did. Much to her continuing surprise, she thought they had a lot in common.

Lucas told Britt that Sidwell thought they were grieving and had no idea how involved he was. He would feel betrayed. Britt said he’d be betraying a man who’d killed countless people, one of them right in front of her, and he wouldn’t hesitate to kill again.

Tracy said she wouldn’t let Sidwell turn Port Charles into his private airport. It devalued the homes and lowered their quality of life standards. Boyle said they just didn’t want helicopters buzzing their yachts, and Laura said it would be busier, but would bring in revenue. Boyle said they were serving the public’s best interest, and Tracy said they were handing Sidwell Port Charles on a silver platter.

Dante said there were extenuating circumstances for the reason why Rocco shot Cullum, and he wanted to hear the facts from him. Rocco said he was worried about Britt. He knew they didn’t like her and were mad at him… Dante said they weren’t mad. They were worried and wanted to help. Rocco said, Britt and Cullum were arguing. They started fighting and Britt fell. Jason showed up and Cullum was about to shoot him, when Jason and Cullum started to fight. Cullum’s gun went flying, but he had this stick thing, a metal baton, and was going to use it to kill Jason and Britt. He didn’t know what else to do, so he picked up the gun, pulled the trigger, and shot someone. There was nothing that could make it better. Dante said he was going to try, and Rocco said Dante should be arresting him.

Gio said knowing he was Brook’s son might hurt Trina’s chances, and he didn’t want them to think Brook was doing a favor for him. Brook said her reputation was on the line too. They knew the quality of singers she’d repped in the past and she’d never suggest Trina if she didn’t believe Trina was ready. She’d heard Trina sing and she had real talent and a potential career. She thought the executives would see that she had confidence in Trina’s talent and had arranged for the very best to play for her, and that was Gio.

Rocco said Dante was the Police Commissioner and he’d shot Cullum, but Dante said it was to save someone else’s life. He’d stopped Cullum from killing Jason. Those were the extenuating circumstances. Under normal conditions, they’d get a lawyer, but it wasn’t normal conditions. The WSB was international law enforcement and it would be Cullum’s word against Rocco’s. Rocco said Britt could back him up, but Dante said the whole thing started because Britt was hiding something.

Britt told Lucas that she didn’t know why she was still working on the project. Sidwell and Cullum would use it for something horrible. She needed Cullum for her medication, but when she saw Jason at the Five Poppies, she believed she was she was justifying it, and deep down thought Jason would get her out before she completed the project. Now Jason was gone and she was still working on it. Lucas said she had no choice. It was the only way for her to get her medication or her symptoms would return. She said she had Huntington’s and maybe she should accept her fate. Walk away before the project was completed. He said the point was for them to get evidence and her leaving wouldn’t accomplish that, but she said, they wouldn’t get the prototype. She thought it was best for everyone if she just disappeared.

Turner said, Ric changed, and Sonny said so had he. There was a time when if someone lied to him, there was no coming back. Zero tolerance, zero forgiveness. Turner said she always made sure to have all the facts, and Sonny said, trust, but verify. She did him favor. She asked if that meant he owed her, when Cullum arrived and said he didn’t expect to find Sonny Corinthos with her.

Carly said she was focused on Jack and needed to talk to him, and Nina said she had no idea when he was going to wake up. Carly said God forbid the police made the same connection she did, and asked Nina why Valentin and Jack were there to begin with. Nina said she had no idea, and Carly said it didn’t make sense… unless Willow was somehow involved. Maybe she was helping Valentin. Nina said that was ridiculous, and Carly said, maybe, but it would be like catnip for the media. If the press, the PCPD, and the WSB found out, it could get uncomfortable for Willow. Nina walked away.

Rocco asked how Britt was at fault, and Dante said the WSB could say she was lying. She’d faked her own death. Rocco said that didn’t change what happened, but Dante said it was on the record that she saw Jason shoot Cullum. Who would believe her if she changed her story? Rocco asked why Dante and Lulu had been arguing, and Dante said sometimes people fought when they were afraid. They were scared Cullum would find out Rocco shot him. Rocco said, could he? and Dante said Rocco left evidence. His blood was on the gun. Luckily, he and Nathan were the only ones who knew about it, and he’d stashed the evidence someplace safe. Rocco asked if that’s why they wanted to send him away, but Dante said they wanted him in Port Charles so they could protect him. Rocco said, what about Cullum? and Dante said Cullum couldn’t know Rocco was near the pier. Rocco couldn’t come forward. It had to be like this never happened.

Cullum said it was unusual for a DA to be friendly with Sonny Corinthos. The WSB was familiar with him. Sonny said he was familiar with Cullum. What did he do to Jason to make Jason allegedly shoot him in the back? Cullum said Sonny could submit an inquiry, and Sonny said, already done. Turner said they were in a public place and she and Sonny ran into each other. She was there because Cullum had asked to meet informally. Cullum said they had business to discuss and it would be better for her career to prioritize a WSB director over a well-known thug, and Turner asked if Sonny minded waiting. She didn’t think Cullum would be there that long. Sonny said, no problem, and Cullum sat down. He said he wanted to speak to her about the forensic evidence of his shooting. The WSB needed to take possession of the evidence gathered by the PCPD immediately.

Lucas said Britt was not walking away. Did she know how long she’d last? She was talking about killing herself. Walking away would mean giving up the life Marco died trying to save. Jason would never give up. He’d be disappointed. Cullum killed Marco because Marco was trying to get his hands on her medication for her, and he wasn’t letting her throw away her life. It would make Marco’s sacrifice be for nothing.

Brook said she thought Trina owed it to herself to try. She could make an honest assessment of her potential and her desire to be on stage.

Tracy said she couldn’t stop Laura from handing the keys to the city, but she wasn’t going to help, and Laura said that wasn’t what was happening. She assured Tracy that everyone wanted Sidwell out of Port Charles. Tracy asked why Laura was giving in then, and Laura said she appeared to be giving in. That would make it easier to get rid of Sidwell later. They wanted the same things. They were just going about it in different ways. She gave Tracy her word that she was working on behalf of the best interests of the city and asking Tracy to please trust her. Don’t push through the injunction. She could file it again later. Tracy said she thought it was one of those times Luke would tell her to trust Laura, so she would – for now – and she left.

Lucas said Britt was a fighter, so fight. She owed it to Marco and he needed her. She flashed back to Rocco saying she was the only one he could talk to who understood, and said Lucas was right. She had to stay. She was needed there.

Dante said, keeping a secret was terrible burden and he was sorry Rocco had to do that. He knew for a fact that not being able to say anything made him feel like he’d done something worse, but what Rocco did that night saved lives. Jason and Britt would be dead if hadn’t done what he did. Shooting someone, even when you felt you had to, left you with a terrible feeling. Rocco said it was different for Dante because he was a cop, but Dante said he knew what Rocco was feeling. If he wanted to talk, he was there for Rocco anytime.

Turner said she could see why Cullum wanted to meet informally. The PCPD was in charge of the evidence, not the DA’s office. She hoped he had the proper paperwork, including a court order. Cullum asked why she was impeding the investigation, and she said she wasn’t, until the WSB superseded the PCPD’s authority and unilaterally decided Jason was guilty. He said it was the WSB’s prerogative, and she said she was aware, but that didn’t make it right. Perhaps it was time for a big public fight about how the WSB violated US law. It could be the high profile case she’d been dreaming of. (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

Nina followed Carly and said she’d remembered what Valentin and Brennan were arguing about – Josslyn. Valentin seemed to think Brennan knew where to find Josslyn. Why would he care about that and why would Brennan know about it? Carly said she had no idea, and Nina said, perhaps Cullum did. He was there asking questions about Brennan. Maybe she should make sure he knew what happened between Valentin and Brennan.

Trina said she and Gio had already rehearsed a couple of songs, and Brook said, lay it on her (because everyone in Port Charles loves a 60s phrase). Gio began to play.  

Britt said who would believe Lucas, of all people, begging her not to leave town, and he said he wasn’t begging. He was making a point forcefully, but the irony wasn’t lost on him. She said they were drowning their sorrows, and he said they were stuck in this mess until they got out. They’d keep doing what they were doing and nobody would suspect. She said she should get back to the lab (it’s always good to work on a dangerous prototype while drunk), and he said he should get back to Windymere and look for evidence against Sidwell (another great choice!). Britt said, one more? and he said it was as if she was in his head… and he didn’t like it. They clinked glasses. (What I’m liking is this pairing. Who’d have thought?)

Boyle told Laura, very few could get Tracy Quartermaine to withdraw an injunction. They dodged a bullet. Laura said, for now. A lot of what Tracy said got to her. She would never have backed Sidwell if he wasn’t blackmailing her. Boyle asked if she was lying when she told Tracy that she wanted to get rid of Sidwell, and she said, God no. All that mattered was that they all wanted him to leave Port Charles and she was working toward making that happen. But Tracy was right. She couldn’t placate him indefinitely. They had to go on the offensive. Find out what he cared about and push him somehow and get him to make a mistake.

Carly told Nina to forget she mentioned Valentin. She didn’t think Nina wanted people wondering if Willow was harboring and conspiring with a fugitive. Nina said that was so kind of her, and Carly said she thought they should both stay out of WSB business. She’d met Cullum and he gave her the creeps. He was cold, ruthless, and frightening. She was going to steer clear of him, and Nina should do the same. She said she hoped Jack made a speedy recovery for all concerned, and left.

Turner told Cullum that she’d be happy to make their judicial fight public. Shine the light on the WSB’s extrajudicial operations. Cullum said he’d consult with their attorney and get back to her. He was surprised the court of public opinion didn’t have her under scrutiny for associating with criminals. He left, and Sonny said the way Turner handled him was a thing of beauty. He wished he could show her how much he’d enjoyed watching her put that bastard in his place. She said there was someplace they could meet that wasn’t so public, and he said, send him a text when she was free, and he left.

Rocco told Dante that he couldn’t come forward. If the truth was found out, it would be known that Dante covered for him. Dante said the truth wasn’t going to be found out. He’d handle it. He hugged Rocco, when his phone rang. Rocco stepped away, and Turner asked Dante if it was a bad time. Dante said he was in the middle of something, but she said it couldn’t wait. Cullum was looking for the evidence from his shooting. She stonewalled him, but he wasn’t going to give up. They had to make sure the WSB didn’t get their hands on it.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

In the solarium, Chase tells Brook that Alexis has a meeting, but can stop by on her way home, and Brook says, he doesn’t think that two meetings in one day is too much, does he? He says, not at all. It shows they’re serious about adopting Phoebe before the window closes and she becomes a ward of the state.

Alexis sees Ric at the MetroCourt alongside a bottle of champagne, and she says, he does remember that she doesn’t drink. He says, oh please. That champagne isn’t for her, and she says, oh, shoot. She thought for a second he was trying to woo her back. He says, fat chance, and she says, that hurt. It’s okay though. She’ll soldier on. He says he figured, and she says she takes it that Elizabeth is the lucky victim. He says, she’s meeting him here, but she’s just a little delayed, so please, have a seat. Alexis makes a face and he says, come on. She knows their time together wasn’t all bad. One good thing came out of it. That’s the reason why he called her here. She sits down.

In his office, Dante calls Daniels and says he needs every digital report from the entire case file on his desk ASAP… Thanks. There’s a knock at the door, and Elizabeth comes in. He says she looks really nice, and she thanks him. She says she has a date with Ric, but she wanted to come by and see how he was doing first. Did he talk to Rocco? He says, yeah, he did. It didn’t go very well. He doesn’t know that he’s ever been this scared for his son.

At the MetroCourt Gardens, Portia said, this is such a beautiful night, and Isaiah says, made all the more beautiful by his company. She says she’s so glad they’re doing this, because when the baby comes, romantic evenings alone are going to be rare, and he says, all the more reason to savor every second of their evening. And just imagine, as happy as they are right now, this baby is going to make their lives even better.

Curtis tells Jordan that he’s headed out. How does he look? She says, he looks great. Who’s his dinner with again? He says, it’s their marketing team in Tokyo. Apparently, the competition, their market shares have been slightly falling, so he wants Aurora to step in and fill the gaps where they’re weak. She says, sounds… uh… exciting. Good luck. He says he can push it to tomorrow, but she says, don’t you dare.

Carly comes in and Valentin startles her. She says, oh God, and he asks if she saw Jack. She says, yeah, she saw him, and he says, okay. Then he didn’t die. She says, no, he didn’t die. He’s alive and he had a stroke. He says, that’s unfortunate. He’s glad Nina stabbed Jack with that syringe and not him. What was in that thing? She says she doesn’t know, but the fact is, he can’t speak. And if he can’t speak, he can’t tell them where he sent Josslyn. So they’re going to have to come up with another way to find her daughter.

Carrying a plastic bag of stuff, Nathan goes into the room where Josslyn is being kept. She asks, what is this? pointing to the bag, and he says, things he thought she could use. Aspirin, ice pack, some snacks. She says, if he wants to help her, bring her something that stimulates her mind. Like a chess set or a deck of cards, a book, a puzzle, anything. He says he’s not taking requests and this isn’t a hotel. Just a few things he thought might make her more comfortable. She says, oh, comfortable. He’s holding her hostage. She’s a prisoner here. He says, yeah. And she’s welcome.

Jordan says, this is her process and she needs to find her way through it herself, and Curtis says he doesn’t want to take that from her. Please know that. She says she does, and there are a lot of things she needs from him right now. His love, his support, his arms around her in bed every night. And when she needs those things, she’ll tell him. But what she doesn’t need, or want, is for him to stop living his life because of her. He says he hears her. And more than anything, having closure will speed up the healing process, and making sure the person who did this pays for his crimes. And they both know that’s Isaiah. She says, and they both know from their years in the field that sometimes the evidence just isn’t there. Sometimes people just get away with it. He says, well, not this time. He’ll make sure of it.

Portia says, the baby is already making things better. She told Isaiah that Trina came by the cabin to help her plan the baby shower. It was so lovely. It was just like old times. Not too recently, she couldn’t have imagined that happening. The baby is bringing them together. He says, it does seem very different since this baby’s come along. He just hopes his or her magic can work on Curtis too. The man is convinced he’s responsible for their accident, but he’s not. She says she knows. Curtis is upset right now. He needs someone to blame. He’ll see the truth eventually. He says, for everyone’s sake, he hopes so. Because he has no issues with the guy. If it wasn’t for his suspicions, they’d be getting along just fine.

Carly tells Valentin that Nina seemed really tense and jumpy when she saw her at the hospital. She kept what she knew about Jack and the syringe to herself, but she did hint to it. He asks, why? and she says, because she wanted to rattle Nina. She enjoys seeing her squirm. Look, she just brought up the fact that it was a very strange coincidence that both Jack and Drew had strokes in the same house. He asks what Nina said, and Carly says, she got really defensive. Nina snapped back at her. She said that he and Jack were talking about Josslyn when everything happened. Nina also told her that Cullum also showed up asking questions. That’s when she backed off. He says, good. They don’t need him learning anything about Josslyn, not from Nina or from anyone else. If he finds out Josslyn is WSB… The doorbell rings, and Valentin dashes behind a door. Carly looks out and says, oh my God, it’s Cullum.

Elizabeth asks if Rocco is in any danger, and Dante says, well, physically, no, because Jason took the fall for the shooting, but emotionally he’s a mess. She says, he’s a good soul. She’s sure he’s really hurting. He says, yes. It’s hard to see him like that. He told Rocco that he knew what happened because he wanted Rocco to know that he loved him and not to worry because he was going to protect him. She asks if it helped, but he says he doesn’t know. Honestly, Rocco seemed concerned with hearing him and Lulu fight, and he brought up Britt a lot, so he doesn’t know what Rocco heard. It just kind of seemed like he was pulling away. They butted heads a lot in the last few months. His reaction to Rocco’s alcohol poisoning ,and then breaking into that professor’s lab, and then anything to do with Gio. She says, you guys have really been through it, and he says he did some real damage there. His son doesn’t think he can help. He’s got the help of Nathan.

Josslyn asks if Nathan is crazy. He expects her to be grateful to him for locking her up in here? He says, considering what his associates would have done, yeah, and she says, forgive her if she doesn’t believe he’s just some nice guy caught in a bad situation, trying to do the right thing. Look at this room. It is clearly made to hold someone hostage. He says he didn’t have anything to do with the creation of this room. Besides, it’s his father who’s known for elaborate plots and kidnapping people, not him. She says, give her a break. He comes to Port Charles and successfully passes himself off as Nathan. That’s a pretty elaborate plot.

Carly tells Valentin, go to the attic, and he tells her, be careful, and runs upstairs. She opens the door and says, Director Cullum. She doesn’t know why he’s here, but she has no desire to talk to him. He says, not even if it could benefit her friend Jason Morgan?

Dante tells Elizabeth that he knows he should be putting all his energy into helping Rocco and not being angry at Lulu and Nathan for keeping this from him, but he can’t seem to let that go. She says, well, that’s a hard one to get over. And keeping him in the dark, that’s only going to put more distance between him and Rocco. He says he doesn’t want to make this about him. How does he get through to Rocco? She says she wishes she could give him the perfect answer that would just fix everything, but as a mom of three boys, she knows better. There’s not going to be just one conversation that will solve everything. Also, trying to convince Rocco that Britt is a terrible person is not his priority. Letting Rocco know that he’s a safe place for him is. He says he’s not sure how to do that. He’s lost right now. His whole life has been changed from the actions of a few seconds. And when he looks at Rocco, he feels like Rocco’s lost his innocence. Like he’s on this other path. He feels like the little kid, his sweet, goofy little kid that he knew, is gone now. She says, well, maybe Rocco has changed from what happened, but trauma doesn’t have to destroy a person’s spirit or their life. It didn’t destroy hers.

Alexis says, Ric could have just told her that he wanted her help planning Molly’s book release party rather than summoning her here under mysterious circumstances. Ric says, yeah, he knows, but it’s so much more fun to keep her on edge, and she says, yeah. It’s a real mirthfest. So Sonny is Molly’s uncle. He’s also a big fan of her writing, so very good chance he’s going to be at the party. She needs to know right now if Ric is going to have an issue with that. He says he takes it his brother’s been talking to her, and she tells him, he may have said a little something about Ric lying to him. He says, and he’s sure she did everything to deepen Sonny’s suspicion of him, and she says she just told him what she thought. He says, which is? and she says, which is that he’s worked way too hard to get Sonny’s trust for it to be an act and that he isn’t going to just turn around and blow it all. It really is fun to keep someone on edge.

Brook tells Chase that Phoebe is already so important to them. She’s worried that if they can’t adopt her now and she becomes a ward of the state, it’ll just get more complicated with red tape, not to mention the long line of prospective parents in front of them who also want to adopt her. Chase says, okay. So first they have to rule out Phoebe having any other relatives out there. And he’s starting to think if there were, they would have been found already. And then they just have to focus their attention on being the best possible candidates for the job. She says, they do have a lot going for them. A stable home and financial situation. He says, plus, they have Willow’s support and they’ve got nothing to hide. She says, but what if they run out of time? and he says, that’s why they’re not waiting. They’re going to start their search into Delilah’s past tonight.

Isaiah says he’s sorry he couldn’t take any time away from GH for a babymoon, but Derek’s surgery is coming up… Portia says, stop. Tonight’s perfect. Did he really think she wouldn’t understand? He says he knew she would appreciate better than anyone what it’s like to be invested in a patient, but this surgery’s different. It’s special somehow. Derek’s a sweet, nice kid with the kindest heart and life dealt him a bad hand. Derek reminds him a lot of the kids he saw during his service work in Africa. She says she can see that, and he says, but this surgery is extremely complicated. But everything he’s learned throughout the years, the skills he’s acquired and practiced, the techniques he’s built, they’ve all prepared him for this. In a way, it feels like Derek’s surgery is like the culmination of his entire career. She says, he’s going to change this young man’s life, and he takes her hand. He thanks her for saying that and promises he’ll make it up to her. She says he has nothing to make up for. He’s taken such good care of her throughout her entire pregnancy. He stood by her through everything with Curtis and her family. And he didn’t walk away when he certainly had every option. For all those reasons and probably a lot more, they’re all why she loves him. He says he loves her too, and they kiss.

On the phone, Curtis says, okay, that’s unacceptable. there’s got to be dozens, if not hundreds, of places he could have gone. Look, he’s going to need them to call each and every one of those places and get back to him when they find something… Okay, thank you. Jordan asks, what’s going on? and he says he’s having his assistant making calls to see if a car like Isaiah’s had work done recently. She says, sounds like none did, and he says, not yet. The police have come up empty as well, but he knows Isaiah did it. He’s too smart. He’s too arrogant. He’s too damn sure that he got away clean. She says, Curtis… and he says he wants Isaiah indicted before his child is born, okay? He doesn’t want him anywhere in his child’s life or Trina’s. Whatever it takes, he’s going to prove Isaiah did it or get him to admit he did. She says, what if he can’t? and he says, then he’ll just have to find another form of justice. It may not come through the system, but it’ll come.

Dante tells Elizabeth that he’s sorry. He wasn’t thinking. He didn’t mean to bring up painful memories for her. She says, no, not at all. She’s used her trauma throughout her career to help her patients and this is no different. He says, still, it can’t be easy to talk about, but she says, it’s fine. She and Rocco were almost the same age. Trauma in a young person can rewire the brain. It alters the way you see the world at the exact same time that you’re trying to figure out how you fit into it. And just like Rocco, it made her withdraw, and she completely closed off. He asks if she’d mind him asking what brought her back, and she says, some people who showed up for her despite her wanting to self-isolate. Lucky and Bobbie and her gram and Gail. They just made her feel really safe and they taught her how to trust again. And they told her that one day she would see the good in the world again. He says he’s glad she had that happen for her. He hopes that happens for Rocco. She says, it will. Because just like she did, he has a great support system. There is one big difference between them though. He says, what’s that? and she says her parents weren’t there for her. Rocco’s are. He and Lulu show up for him every single day in many ways. And regardless of how Dante is feeling right now, under the circumstances, he’s doing an amazing job.

Nathan comes back and says, you know the drill, and Josslyn backs up. He says he got her something, and holds up a deck of cards. She says, cards? and he says, per her request. She asks if he’s ever played gin rummy, and he says, yeah, but he’s surprised she has. She says her dad taught her, and he says, all right then. He pulls up a chair and tells her, what she said earlier about him being like his father, it’s not true. She says, no? and he says, no. While he did set out to fool everyone and he has, the person he ended up deceiving the most was himself. She says, how so? and he says, when he took over Nathan’s life, he got to know all the people he was closest to, really know them. James and their mother, Nina, Dante. And there are times he forgets that he’s playing a part, and he starts to think that maybe he’s the one that they really care about. (Aww. This makes me want to cry. I’ve always loved a good antihero.)

Carly says she’s listening, and Cullum says, allow him to be candid. He knows Jason Morgan didn’t shoot him. Valentin listens in, and Carly says, if he knows that Jason didn’t shoot him, then why the hell is he sitting in prison? Cullum walks in and says, that’s a fair question. And the answer is, Morgan as much as confessed, and he didn’t contradict Britt Westbourne’s account of that night. But he knows it couldn’t have been him. She says, how’s that? and he says, because he and Jason were facing each other when he was shot from behind. She says, great. Then Jason’s innocent. He can let him go. Cullum says he’s afraid he can’t do that. Morgan’s done nothing to exonerate himself. He won’t answer even a single question. And that’s what brings him here today. She says she didn’t shoot him, if that’s what he’s implying, and he says, the WSB has an extensive file on Jason Morgan. They know how close the two of them are. He’s only here for some insight. She says she doesn’t know anything. She didn’t get a chance to talk to Jason before the WSB took him away. He says he can only assume that Jason assumed responsibility because Jason knows who shot him, and he didn’t want that person to have to suffer the consequences. She must have an idea of who Morgan would be willing to go to prison to protect. He looks at the family photos on the bookcase, and she says, no one wants Jason out of prison and home more than she does. She has no idea who shot him or why Jason is covering for them, but if she can think of anything, she’ll let him know. He says he’d appreciate that, and she says she’ll walk him out. At the door, he thanks her for her time, and she says, yeah, closing the door quickly. She sees Valentin has a gun in his hand, and she says, his gun? He says, it pays to be prepared, and she asks if he would have killed Cullum. He says, if Cullum tried to hurt her.

Josslyn and Nathan play gin rummy, and Josslyn says, the list of people he’s become attached to, it didn’t include Lulu? He says, nothing’s changed on his end, but she ended things, so he guesses it doesn’t really matter anymore, does it? She says, he honestly thinks he has real feelings for her? and he says, oh, he knows he does. But being with Lulu was just another one of the perks of Nathan’s life, if you can call it that. She says, and he needed to be Nathan and have his life to fall in love? He says he’s never had anybody look at him the way people look at Nathan. People adored him. He came into this thinking Nathan’s life was just going to be a means to an end, but every day he sees how much people loved him. Nathan was his brother, but through this he’s gotten to know him in a way that he never would have otherwise. He didn’t expect that. He’s grateful for it. She says she didn’t know Nathan well, but based on everything she’s heard about him, he was special. But if he feels the way he does and he feels guilty for everything he’s doing and feels like he’s returning all this love that’s being given him, isn’t it possible that he could be special too? He says, how special could he be? He still works for his father’s partners. She says, yeah. Why is that? He says, because it’s the only way to keep his sister alive.

Daniels says, this is everything they have on the pier shooting, and Dante thanks him, taking the evidence. Daniels leaves, and Dante says, destroying evidence. That’s something he never thought he would do. Something he accused Chase of doing during Willow’s trial. Elizabeth says, sometimes you have to break the rules to protect someone you love. Rocco was trying to save a life and now he needs them to save his. And that’s why she made sure there was no record of his hospital visit, and that’s why she gave him Cullum’s blood sample. He thanks her and says he knows, without her, he’d be clueless and running around in the dark, but she says, no. He would have figured it out. She was just doing what she thought was right. Rocco’s going to be okay. And even if he doesn’t appreciate it right now, one day he will. Dante needs to believe that. And if he forgets, she’ll be here to remind him. He thanks her again for everything and says, she’s got a date she’s got to get to, so have fun. She thanks him and leaves.

Isaiah tells Portia that he can’t believe he almost didn’t order dessert. This is amazing. He feeds Portia a forkful, and she says he can thank the pregnant lady, who ordered two – cheesecake and chocolate cake. As a matter of fact, she’ll do another bite… Oh wait. That was a giant kick. She puts his hand on her bump and they laugh. He says, how amazing is that? Wow. She says, it’s truly magical, when Curtis walks in. He says, take your hands off of my child, and storms over to the table. Portia says, Curtis, don’t do this, but Curtis says, no. He’s protecting what’s his. Isaiah says, from him? He’s done nothing wrong. Curtis says, really? All he’s got to do is prove it then. Give ADA Turner his alibi for the time of the accident. Isaiah says he was at a house call with a private patient. He’s not going to violate their privacy. Curtis says, okay. Then let Turner or the police get a paint sample from his car. If he really has nothing to hide, why wouldn’t he be as open as possible? Isaiah says, handing over his car for a paint sample isn’t going to help the situation, and Curtis says, why wouldn’t it? Isaiah says he had work done recently, and Curtis asks, what was wrong with it? Isaiah says he had an accident.

Curtis says, Isaiah left him and Jordan on the side of the road for dead, and Isaiah says, does Curtis really think that little of him? Curtis says, yes, and Isaiah says, that he would do something like that, then lie about it? Why would he do that? Curtis says, the answer is sitting right next to him.

Jordan’s doorbell rings and she opens the door to Turner. Turner says she’s sorry to drop by unannounced, but she brought Jordan something. Jordan says, a yoga mat, and Turner says, mm-hmm. Jordan says, Turner knows she has one, right? and Turner says she does, but she thought a brand new one might lure her back to class. It’s so boring without her. Who is she supposed to roll her eyes at when the instructor makes everyone go, mmmm? It’s so dumb. Jordan says, as if out-of-key humming was going to align anything, right? And she misses her normal routine, but she just can’t seem to walk out that door. Turner says, that makes sense. She’s been through a lot. What would it take to get her back in that room though? Jordan says she’s not sure. She just knows she’s not ready yet. Turner says, that’s fine. Just know that when Jordan is ready, she’ll be here.

Elizabeth meets Ric and says she’s not late, is she? He says, oh, no, no, no, no. Please don’t worry. It’s worth the wait. She looks absolutely stunning. He pulls out her chair, and she thanks him. She says, he cleans up pretty well himself, and he thanks her. She says she would have been here sooner, but she stopped to check on a friend, and he asks if everything is all right. She says she thinks it will be, and he says, oh, good. He took the liberty of ordering some champagne. She says she sees that. It’s very fancy. He says, yes, and he got her something. He gives her a box, and she says, what did he do? He says, open it, and she does. She sees the art piece he got for her.

Josslyn says, so when the project is finished and Britt’s cold fusion prototype is a success, Nathan thinks Sidwell and Cullum are just going to thank them for their services and let them go? He and Britt are dead. He says, well, thank you for stating the obvious, and she tells him that she’s just saying, if he thought that far ahead, what is he going to do? He says if she thinks he wanted any of this, he didn’t. He inherited this because he’s his father’s son. So yeah, when the prototype is online, then he and Britt are going to have to disappear. They don’t have any other options. She says, yeah, and all of the people that he’s bonded with? All of the people he claims to love, they’re going to have to lose Nathan all over again. Does he have any idea how much that will hurt them? James most of all. He says, she thinks he doesn’t know that? That it doesn’t keep him up at night? That kid didn’t even know his father until he showed up. How can he disappear on him? Or worse, say he finds out the truth, that his father’s been dead this whole time and the guy that he’s been calling dad turns out to be his uncle who’s been lying to him the entire time. Either way, it’s going to break James’s heart, and he can’t bear the thought of that. She says, he’s in a really bad spot, but he has options, and he says, like what? She says, like let her out of here. She will walk him into Brennan’s office herself. They can tell him everything. They can expose Sidwell and Cullum, and they can cut him a deal. She has her issues with Brennan, but on this she trusts him. He says, that’s not an option for either of them.

Carly says she’s guessing Valentin heard all that, and he asks, who is Jason covering for? but she says, it doesn’t matter. If Jason wants to the world to believe he shot Cullum, that’s exactly what she’s going to make the world believe. He says, Cullum came here because he’s following up after the shooting. He’s cleaning up loose ends. That’s what he does. He’s smart. He’s surprised Cullum hasn’t made the connection between Josslyn and the WSB. Listen, news flash. He doesn’t like Jack Brennan. He knows she wants her daughter back, but he thinks she might be safer where Jack has stashed her.

Alexis arrives at the Quartermaines’ and says she assumes the urgency is because Chase and Brook thought of something from their past that might affect the adoption, but Chase says, no. Nothing like that. They asked her here today because they’re going to do what she suggested and have the P.I. try to find Phoebe’s family. The PCPD and the NYPD both did thorough searches, and this is all they came up with. He gives her some paperwork and says, that’s a copy of the list of 12 art galleries that were found in Delilah’s luggage, plus a photo of the tattoo on her wrist. Alexis says, got it, and Brook says, they know it’s not a lot to go on, but does she think it’s enough for her P.I. to help find Delilah’s family? Alexis says she doesn’t know, but it’s a start. She’s also not surprised there isn’t a lot to go on because the art world can be somewhat secretive and insular. They don’t aspire to being transparent. That being said, she thinks she may know of someone to call about this.

Elizabeth asks how Ric even found something so rare. This is worth a small fortune. He says he knows people, and she says she can’t stop staring at it. It’s beyond generous. She doesn’t know how to thank him. He says, the look on her face is enough for him. He’s just so grateful that he has another chance with her. He just wants to prove it to her every day. She gets up and they hug. She thanks him, and they kiss.

Cullum walks into Dante’s office, and Dante says, Director Cullum, come on in. Cullum says he needs Dante to give him every piece of evidence the PCPD has collected on the night he was shot, and Dante says he’s sorry, but they don’t have that. Cullum says he was told the forensics team was on the pier that night. He knows there was physical evidence and that it was collected. Dante says, it was, but it’s not here right now. It’s probably just misfiled somewhere. Cullum says he sees ADA Turner has tipped Dante off, but Dante says he can assure Cullum that’s not the case. They have the evidence. It’s just been filed in the warehouse and the warehouse is a mess right now. It looks like Raiders of the Lost Ark down there. They’ll find it. It’s just going to take some time. Cullum asks if Dante expects him to believe that, and Dante says he doesn’t care what Cullum believes. The truth is, there’s no evidence here.

Carly says, Valentin can’t believe that, but he says, it’s safer for Josslyn to be gone right now. Cullum has had encounters with her. She asks if he’s saying she’s just supposed to accept that her daughter’s out there somewhere, and he says, she has to accept that Josslyn is safer wherever Jack has reassigned her. She says, they don’t even know if that’s what happened, and he says, it’s the most likely scenario. Look, if she wants to help her daughter, she needs to help her stay gone. And that means coming up with a likely story why she’s missing.

Josslyn says, Brennan’s in a coma? Is he going to be okay? Nathan says, he’s in the hospital right now. That’s all he knows. She says, okay, then we go to Dante, but he says, no. She says, Dante loves him. He views him as a partner and a friend. That’s real. He said that himself. Nathan tells her, what he said… She says, it’s the truth. He knows it. So let’s work together. Let’s bring down Cullum. Let’s expose Sidwell. If they do that, maybe he doesn’t have to disappear. Maybe he can keep all of the things about Nathan’s life that he’s fallen in love with. All of the people that love Nathan – Obrecht, Nina, James, Dante. If he plays this right, then when the dust settles, they will see him. They won’t see Nathan. For the first time, they’ll see him.

Jordan says, Turner could have filled her in on Isaiah, and Turner says, there isn’t sufficient evidence for a warrant. No case to be made at the moment. She’s so sorry. Jordan has no idea how she wishes things were different. Jordan says, well, she was a cop. If there’s no case, there’s no case. She can accept that, but Curtis, she’s not so sure he can. Turner asks what that means, and Jordan says, Curtis isn’t letting this go. He is determined to get justice for her and she’s afraid of what he might do to get it.

Curtis says, yeah, he knew it was Isaiah. He knew Isaiah was the driver of the other car. He asks how Portia could be with somebody who could do this to him and Jordan, and she says she wouldn’t. He’s hurting right now, and what happened to him was terrible, but Isaiah didn’t do it. And they don’t have to sit here and listen to him attack Isaiah like that either. She and Isaiah start to leave, and Curtis says, oh, right. He supposes Isaiah is going to take the coward route again and leave like he did that night. Isaiah yells, back off! and Curtis says he’ll back off when Isaiah takes accountability for what he did to Jordan. Isaiah says, don’t push him. He’s sick of this. They both know what this is really about. Curtis doesn’t want him in this child’s life, so he keeps throwing around this baseless accusation, hoping that it will break them up. But he’s not going anywhere. He’s going to be a better father to this child than Curtis could ever be. He and Curtis begin to tussle.

On Monday, Laura tells Dante and Mac that she’s afraid Anna is in greater trouble than they thought; Emma tells Felicia that she thinks something is really wrong with her; Ava asks, since when Nina is so close with Brennan; and Nathan tells Josslyn that he’s not going anywhere, but Josslyn says, we’ll see.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Loving these two together!

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-kelly-thiebaud-talks-britt-and-lucas-real-life-friendship-with-van-hansis

A new detective is coming to town.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-jonathan-bennett-talks-daytime-return-ahead-of-may-18-debut-as-joe-fitzpatrick

I got the vibe he was protecting Delilah for some other reason, but you never know. The art thing sounds like they might have been doing cons together.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-is-ethan-lovett-phoebes-father-nathan-dean-teases-whats-ahead

Might as well be. Clearly, she and Nathan aren’t going to work out.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-exclusive-alexa-havins-says-dante-and-lulu-are-endgame

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

After the shrimp debacle, Daisy said Ellie was gaslighting left, right, and f***ing center, and Ellie tattled to Ben who was skeptical about her version. João said he didn’t go to galley anymore because of Ellie, and Ben told Daisy that Ellie said she’d attacked her, but they were good. Captain Jason told Daisy that a new stew was coming who knew stuff. She was also a ride or die of Ellie’s and had clashed with her last chief stew and had quit Below Deck (OG). Barbie came on board, and Daisy texted Fraser, who said he didn’t like her – she was stubborn – but she was a hard worker. They showed a clip from her stint on Below Deck, but for the life of me, I can’t remember her. The guests went on a fishing expedition and caught a tuna for dinner. The dinner theme was Around the World, and the décor was very pretty, lots of blues and greens, and of course, flags and maps. I decided one of the most annoying things about Ellie is how she overcompensates, she’s a little too cheerful and peppy, and it’s not believable. In Barbie’s interview, she said she’d respect Jenna as a superior, but make out with Eddy to piss her off. The tip was $22K or $1692 each, and no one got the helmet. Ben friend zoned Jenna, but it wasn’t clear where Daisy and João were. Betul was thrilled about getting to dock the boat.

Real Housewives Of Rhode Island

Still at the castle or mansion or whatever, a water slide was brought out and a boat ride was arranged. The chauffeur told Alecia and Jo-Ellen that he’d spent his college years living on the third floor of the castle, where a nun had allegedly hung herself. He claimed they’d heard footsteps, and the women said, same. Alrighty then. We found out that Jo-Ellen’s mom had sent her to pseudo boarding schools the second she’d matured (i.e. got boobies). The places she got placed in sounded horrific and explained a lot about her personality. She said she’d almost become a ward of the state, but her mom brought her back home. Wanting to find proof of Ryan cheating for Rulla, Jo-Ellen spoke to a friend who was also friends with Ryan’s mistress. She sent Jo-Ellen a video and the women, minus Rulla, watched it. Liz thought it was crucial that Rulla know, and it looked like Alecia was going to be recruited for the task.

Summer House

Kyle went ballistic, yelling, throwing things, and f*** you-ing. He and Carl came close to getting in a fistfight, which I would pay to see, but the other dudes stepped in before it happened. Carl said Kyle didn’t even have his own music yet, but he wanted to bank on a DJ career. Yeah, he’s no Paris Hilton or even Meredith Marks (how that happened, I’ll never know). The best Kyle could come up with was that everyone could s*ck his f***ing d*ck, and his tantrum culminated in him crying and apologizing to Carl. Amanda got a half-hearted sorry for him swearing at her, which he then immediately justified. Lindsay tried to talk to Kyle, and in Bailey’s interview, she said she was still interested in Carl.

The Valley

Kristen continued to be uncomfortable and Luke continued to be an a-hole. In Kristen’s interview, she said postpartum was worse than pregnancy and Luke would never understand. (Truth!) Jesse wanted Janet and Jason to talk with him and Lacy, and Lacy whined that Janet had told the world she’d threatened to sue her. Janet said Lacy had sent Michelle a legal letter and had implied others would be getting them, and Lacy said Michelle was still making excuses and not apologizing. Here’s a thought. Don’t send legal letters and no one will tell the world about it, as is their right. Michelle finally apologized, but when Jesse wasn’t happy with it, she walked out. We also found out that Lacy had auditioned for Housewives multiple times < snort>. Zack talked to Luke about being supportive, and Luke and Kristen talked it out. The group went to a safari park where they checked out the animals and did some zip lining. Lacy and Michelle also talked it out and Michelle explained, per the rules of their co-parenting, she and Jesse weren’t supposed to introduce their child to new people. While Nia was dolling up Danny to be in a drag pageant, Lala didn’t like the way he was talking to her and there was a big blow-up.  

This body shaming really needs to stop. It’s disgusting, immature, and has no place in today’s world. We have enough to worry about.

Southern Hospitality

It was the last dinner of the trip to Punta Cana, and Emmy apologized ad nauseum to Brad who still wasn’t satisfied. She ended up having an anxiety attack, crying/laughing at the table after Michols added his opinion. In the middle of everything, Maddi insisted that Joe chase down an errant cat who was not having it today. Afterwards, Maddi was living the dream, as she killed her gig and was officially an international DJ. Back home, she and Joe went to see Ally (nee from Vanderpump Rules) in a show and found Grace was also there reading cards. Maddi and Grace had a sit-down, where Grace claimed she was sober, but Maddi wasn’t buying it.

Random Reality Items

I don’t see it, but stranger things have happened in reality.

I’m here for House of Stassi.

This sounds crazy, but that’s royal rules for you.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Stopmotion. Hulu.  – This is a dark, little artsy film about an artist named Ella, who is following in her mother’s footsteps by creating Ray Harryhausen type stop-motion animation. She becomes so involved with her art, the lines begin to blur as to what is real. While there are some jump scares and some gruesome moments, it’s more depressing than horrific. Not necessarily a waste of time, especially if you love the offbeat and imaginative.  

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/stopmotion-movie-review-2024

Lord of the Flies. Netflix. – A four-part British series, this was someone’s idea of artistic vision, but not mine. The ambiance was spot-on, the soundtrack indicative of the late 50s/early 60s, and I often felt like I was watching an old movie. The idea for each part to come from a different character’s perspective was a good one, not so much the fantasy sequences that felt like incongruous filler. If Ken Russell was alive, I would have sworn he was involved. Seriously, an hour could have been cut out of this and it would have been just fine. There were times I felt like I was watching a Chekov play. The casting was excellent, the scenery beautiful, and the addition of flashbacks to the boys’ homelives was smart, but my God, it was so long. When they stuck to plan, it worked for the most part, although I wasn’t thrilled with some major changes, like Piggy’s death and, of all things, the ending. I wasn’t sorry I watched it, but I’d expected more. Or maybe just less.

https://www.goldderby.com/tv/2026/lord-of-the-flies-netflix-jack-thorne-reviews

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-reviews/lord-of-the-flies-review-netflix-jack-thorne-1236582276

I highly recommend the book. Even if you read it in school, read it again.

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20260507-1950s-novel-lord-of-the-flies-is-the-ultimate-study-of-hate-and-division-it-has-never-been-more-relevant

Just for fun.

If Wishes Could Kill. Netflix. An 8-part series about a group of friends who discover an app that will grant your fondest wish. The downside is, you’ll die afterward. When they realize there’s no escaping their fate, they try to find out what’s behind such hideous deception. I’m only halfway through, but so far, so good. I love K-horror and this did not disappoint.

https://www.hellomagazine.com/film/901635/if-wishes-could-kill-netflix-next-must-watch

https://screenrant.com/netflix-alice-in-borderland-wishes-could-kill-followup

Send Help. Hulu, Disney+. Linda Liddle is an overlooked office worker whose big dream is to land a spot on Survivor. Promised a promotion to VP, when the big boss dies and his son Bradley takes over, he finds Linda annoying (she is) and passes her over. But when the plane they’re on to Thailand crashes, she becomes the boss, being a survival expert. At first, they try to work together, but it soon becomes a contest to see who can outwit, outlast, and outplay. A somewhat gory film, but with a great sense of fun, an excellent cast, and a terrific story with lots of twists. I really enjoyed this one and especially loved the ending.

https://movieweb.com/sam-raimi-send-help-streaming-hulu

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

Borrow much from Port Charles?

https://ew.com/the-vampire-lestat-cover-story-sam-reid-jacob-anderson-exclusive-11971545

She has more to say starting May 19th.

https://people.com/baylen-out-loud-season-3-trailer-exclusive-11949832

⛓️‍💥 Free At Last…

Upcoming Juneteenth celebrations. It will be here before you know it.

https://www.essence.com/awards-events/juneteenth-celebrations-2026-across-the-country

🐾 Liberation Situations…

🐕 They were lost, but then were found.

https://people.com/beloved-dog-reunited-with-family-2-years-after-going-missing-11973693

https://people.com/pup-reunited-with-dog-dad-15-months-after-l-a-wildfire-burned-down-their-home-11965325

https://people.com/missing-husky-reunited-with-owner-12-years-later-thanks-to-microchip-11970959

https://people.com/gps-collar-saves-dog-from-being-lost-forever-in-dense-forest-exclusive-11972830

🐶 A rescue using the jaws of life. This one is particularly personal to me, since my elderly, mostly blind dog got his little head stuck in this same kind of gate. Long story short, I can still feel the adrenaline rush as I became the jaws of life to pry him out of it before he ended up breaking his neck.

⛏ A caver’s skills come in handy.

https://people.com/caver-comes-to-the-rescue-of-dog-trapped-underground-11972725

🦦 🐱 And it wouldn’t be right not to acknowledge a couple of moms who helped out in a pinch.

https://people.com/orphaned-sea-otter-pup-bonds-surrogate-mom-aquarium-of-the-pacific-exclusive-11970892

https://people.com/mom-cat-with-extra-toes-adopts-6-orphaned-kittens-11970757

🦋 Quotes of the Week

A half-assed plan that you actually execute is better than a perfect plan that stays in your head. – Evan Carmichael

The way to get good ideas is to get lots of ideas, and throw the bad ones away. – Linus Pauling

Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up. – Jesse Jackson

For every reason it’s not possible, there are hundreds of people who have faced the same circumstances and succeeded. – Jack Canfield

Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless. – Jamie Paolinetti

Recognizing that you are not where you want to be is a starting point to begin changing your life. – Deborah Day

You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. – James Allen

I’ll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba! – Bernadette (Terence Stamp), Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

🌻 May Character Energy…

 Until next time, stay safe; stay stopping to smell the roses, or whatever your preferred smell is; and stay not letting trauma destroy your spirit or your life.

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