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January 23, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Anna Has a New Tormentor, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Watching Soon, Nom List & a Sweater, Tails Of Love, Three Quotes Of Three & Fifteen Feet

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

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🥢 Weekday Nibbles…                                                                      

Monday: 

The verdict was read and Willow was found not guilty. Willow hugged Alexis, who didn’t look very happy and didn’t hug back. Trina told Kai that she couldn’t believe Willow got away with it.

Sonny went to Alexis’s office to see Diane and maybe get some carrot cake, but Suzanne was behind in her baking and Diane was in court. Alexis was also in court, and Suzanne said the jury had reached a verdict. They thought it could go either way. Sonny said he hoped Willow got acquitted.

Willow was free to go, court was adjourned, and Willow hugged Nina. Dante told Turner that he was sorry, and she wanted to know who was responsible for the missing traffic cam footage. She wanted their head.

Chase congratulated Willow, and she said he’d played a huge part in it. Drew said he knew she’d be exonerated like he’d promised.

Anna asked who was speaking, and Faison asked if she’d forgotten the voice of who loved her the most. She insisted it wasn’t him. It was impossible. He was dead. He said she should know by now, not even death could part them.

Kai said they should have gone to the police, but Trina said it was too late now, and they left.

Willow thanked everyone for their support, but there was one person she owed a debt of gratitude to – Alexis. Drew agreed and thanked Alexis. She told him to keep his end of the deal. She’d come through for him and expected the same.

Suzanne was surprised that Sonny wanted Willow to go free, since the DA’s office could go against Michael. Alexis had laid out a pretty convincing case against him. Sonny said Alexis had done her job to the best of her ability and he couldn’t fault her. He could understand why she went after Michael. Drew had given Alexis an ultimatum – free Willow or she’d never see Scout again. She had to do something drastic. Suzanne got a text and told him that Willow was just acquitted.

Nina said, now Willow could concentrate on getting her kids back, and Drew said, tonight, they had to celebrate. Nina suggested she pick up champagne and that Chase come too. They could all celebrate together.

Dante said they’d find the person who messed with the footage, when Drew came by and said, no hard feelings. She was just doing her job. She said, how magnanimous of him. and he said he’d be in touch about pressing charges against Michael.

Michael flashed back to his meeting with Willow when she asked what would happen with her seeing the kids if she didn’t go to prison.

Nina thanked Chase, and he said he wasn’t letting an innocent woman go to prison. She promised him that it wouldn’t be forgotten and left. Turner said Chase must be pleased with himself. Willow might have walked out free, but thanks to his interference, he might be the one ending up in prison.

Anna asked if Faison had kidnapped her, and he said this place was better than where she’d kept him on Spoon Island. She asked if it was payback, but he said they always found their way back to each other. She said he had a warped view of their history, and he said what kept him going was knowing they’d be reunited. They’d never be part again.

Back in her office, Alexis threw her papers around and Suzanne asked if she was okay. Alexis said she was fine, but Suzanne said she was acting like she’d lost. Right. Willow was guilty, wasn’t she?

Drew brought Willow home, and she said the only thing that would make it better was having Wiley and Amelia there. He said he’d make good on his promise, and she said she didn’t know what she’d do without him. Drew told Scout that Willow won her case, and Willow said, now she could stay with Scout and her dad, and hugged Scout.

Chase said he didn’t nothing wrong, but Turner said he’d undermined her case with his testimony and betrayed his entire department. He said all he did was tell the truth and the jury agreed with him that she was prosecuting the wrong person, but Turner said, only because they didn’t see a crucial piece of evidence. Dante said they’d find the person, and Chase said they’d find it wasn’t him. He’d never tamper with evidence. Turner said Internal Affairs would look into it, and Chase said they wouldn’t find anything on him. If she’d put the right person on trial, he wouldn’t have had to do her job. He left, and Turner told Dante to build her a case against his brother.

At the Quartermaines’, Sonny told Michael that he’d heard about the verdict, and Michael said, now he was the prime suspect. He’d bolted when they read the verdict, but it was only a matter of time. Sonny said he didn’t know if Michael shot Drew or not and didn’t care, but he’d make sure Michael didn’t go down for this.

Anna said, this wasn’t real. It was a trick. Somebody wanted her to believe Faison was alive. Faison said his children were also thought dead. Hadn’t she considered the possibility? She said no, she was finally rid of him, but he said she could never be rid of him. What they had was eternal.

At the Bad Jen Café, Kai told Trina that they should have done more. Double jeopardy meant they couldn’t go after Willow again. (I think they can if there’s new evidence though.) Trina wondered if Willow going free was so terrible. Drew was a monster and he’d put a lot on himself. Kai said a lot of people despised him, but only Willow committed a crime, and she said they’d also committed a crime and covered it up. Who were they to judge? What Willow did was wrong, but she told the court how much she’d loved Drew and now she was stuck with him, or it would arouse suspicion. Maybe it was punishment enough.

Michael said if he went to prison, his kids would be left with an unstable mother and a terrible stepfather, but Sonny said he wouldn’t let that happen. Michael said, even if he was kept out of prison, it would have a huge impact on visitation. The jury had believed her and the new judge could too. What if she got full custody? Sonny said it would never happen, but Michael said it could, and he couldn’t let them live with Drew. Sonny said it wouldn’t do Michael any good to go down that scenario, but Michael said he had to be prepared for any outcome. He had to protect his children. Sonny promised it would be okay.

As she picked up the papers, Suzanne said she shouldn’t have asked, and Alexis asked how long she’d known. Suzanne asked if Alexis remembered when they’d rehearsed Willow, and Alexis said Suzanne told them she’d find Willow guilty. Suzanne said Willow was defensive and justified too much. It felt like overkill. She hadn’t known for sure, especially after Willow did a beautiful job on the stand, but then during Alexis’s summation, she slipped. She almost indicated that Willow was the one who shot Drew. Her explanation was quick and made perfect sense. Everyone believed her, but she knew Alexis didn’t make mistakes like that. She could read Alexis… a little, and wondered if maybe Alexis did it on purpose to try and throw the case. Alexis said, but she couldn’t do that, could she? It made her physically sick knowing that Willow was guilty, and she had to be quiet. Now Willow was free.

Willow said her freedom was thanks to Scout’s grandma. Now that her case was over, her grandma would have more time to spend with Scout. Scout asked if she could go see Alexis, when there was a knock at the door. Nina asked who was ready to celebrate, and Drew asked to speak with Nina privately. Willow took Scout to the kitchen, and Drew told Nina to leave her coat on. She wasn’t staying and she wouldn’t be seeing Willow anytime soon.

Kai said it was tempting to see it from Trina’s point of view, and Trina said it would be nice not to think about Drew and Willow for once. Kai said he was looking forward to resigning. It wasn’t worth it and he couldn’t pretend any more. Maybe it was time to just move on. She said it would make their lives easier, and he said, Michael could end up getting arrested. They couldn’t stay silent, but if Michael was indicted, he’d come forward on his own.

Dante said he knew Michael was number one, but they should consider Curtis, and Turner said, maybe. She knew Michael was his brother, but because of Alexis’s convincing argument, they had no choice but to focus on him. If they didn’t follow up, they’d be slammed from every angle. Dante said he was working hard at staying objective, and she told him to do his job thoroughly and investigate Michael.

Suzanne asked when Alexis figured it out, and Alexis said, after she rested her case… This had to be confidential. Suzanne said, anything and everything case related always was, and Alexis said, someone came to her with damning evidence against Willow and it checked out. Suzanne asked why they didn’t go to the police, and Alexis said it wasn’t in their best interest, and she told them that they’d implicate themselves for various other crimes. Drew would go after them and make it worse. And she had to look after her client. Suzanne said it was her obligation to defend Willow, and Alexis said it wasn’t her first client who was guilty, but it was just the way she’d defended Willow. She’d nearly destroyed Portia’s life and implicated Michael when he didn’t do it. Suzanne said giving her client the best defense was the ethical thing, but Alexis said, legally, yes. Morally, it didn’t feel like it.

Drew said he’d had a change of heart on telling Willow about his and Nina’s previous conversation. She deserved to know her mother wanted to see her convicted so she could jump in and take control. Nina told him, that’s not what she said, and Drew said she wanted to be the hero and drive a wedge between him and Willow. She said he was nuts. Willow was smart and would see where she was coming from. Drew said Willow would see Nina wanted to undermine their relationship again and she’d be livid. Nina said, would she? They’d see about that. Drew said she needed to leave, and Nina said she didn’t want to ruin her daughter’s celebration, so she’d leave, but trust her, she’d be back.

Faison asked if Anna was feeling any better, and she said her head was clearer and she was even more convinced he wasn’t Cesar Faison. Cesar Faison was dead. His brain was in a jar. Faison said someone’s brain was in a jar, but not his. He was right there with her. She said, show himself, but he said, patience. All in due time. He was sorry to keep her waiting, but his recovery was slow and he couldn’t bear for her to see him in his current state. When he was fully healed, she’d see for herself that he was the one and only Cesar Faison.

Kai said there was no reason for Trina to risk prosecution, but she said it was her idea to break in. If anybody should turn themselves in, it should be her. Kai said there was nothing linking her to the crime scene, but she said he wasn’t facing it by himself. He said if he was charged, he’d feel better knowing she was safe and in the clear. He loved her too much to let her throw her life away. The one good thing that came out of this crazy mess was that it brought them back together. She kissed him.

Sonny said the number one priority was keeping Michael out of prison, and Michael said he didn’t do it. Sonny said, the DA may say there’s not enough evidence to press charges, but Michael said Alexis gave the prosecution a roadmap and Turner would come at him harder to save face. Sonny promised him that it wouldn’t be Turner doing it.

Suzanne asked what else Alexis could have done, and Alexis said, withdraw and the judge would have declared a mistrial. Suzanne said Drew would have made sure she never saw Scout again. Could she live with that? Alexis said, no, and Suzanne said, focus on that, and Alexis said she’d let Willow get away with it, but she couldn’t stand Drew either. Suzanne wondered if anyone could, and Alexis said, no. She couldn’t blame Willow and wished she’d argued that in court. Suzanne asked what she was going to do, and Alexis said, nothing. She couldn’t tell Drew. He wouldn’t believe her because of his huge ego, and he’d take Scout away permanently, then go after the witness. Suzanne said, that settled it. All she could do was move on with her life, which include Scout. As for Willow, she was Drew’s problem now.  

Chase showed up at Drew’s with a bouquet of flowers, and Drew said he’d make sure Willow got them. Chase said he was hoping to give them to Willow himself, but Drew said, unfortunately, the celebration plans fell through… Willow came out and thanked Chase for coming. She asked if the flowers were for her and said he was so sweet. She hugged him, and Drew said he was telling Chase that Nina’s plans fell through. She had to leave, so it was better they celebrate another time. Willow said she was glad Chase stopped by and thanked him again for believing in her. She hoped it wouldn’t cost him his badge. He said if it did, he had no regrets. He stood up for what was right. She said that’s what made him so wonderful, and Chase said, congratulations again. Drew opened the door, and Chase left. Drew said he was sorry Willow’s mother had to leave, but Willow said they had plenty of time to celebrate. She was relieved to have peace and quiet, just them. She asked him to hold her and he did.

Anna said, until Faison felt healed and ready to face her, she was stuck in this room? and he said, be patient. Their reunion would happen soon enough. He’d already made arrangements. Before long, she’d leave there and they’d spend the rest of their lives together in their new home.

Trina said Kai was the kindest, most decent man she knew. Him sacrificing himself wasn’t going to happen. If they came clean, they’d do it together, as a team. He said he agreed.

Sonny went back to the courthouse and told Turner that he’d heard she had a rough day. She asked if he was there to gloat, but he said, not at all. He was there to do her a favor.

Chase found Michael and said, now that Willow was exonerated, could they put it behind them and coexist for the sake of the family? Michael asked how they could when Chase was convinced he’d shot Drew. Even worse, he’d helped Alexis build a case against him. He’d condemned Michael’s kids to a life with Willow and Drew. If Chase thought they were shaking hands and letting bygones be bygones, he was sadly mistaken.

There was a knock at Alexis’s office door, but Alexis said she needed to be alone. Suzanne said someone was asking to see her, and Alexis said, ask them to reschedule. Suzanne said they were pretty insistent, and Alexis opened the door. Scout flew to her, and Suzanne said she figured Alexis would make an exception. Alexis said she was happy to see Scout and hugged her.

Willow said she hoped Drew didn’t mind her letting Chelsea take Scout to visit Alexis. She wanted to spend time alone with them. She gave him a glass of champagne and asked what they should toast to. He said, their future, and she said, to our future. They clinked glasses, and he said he was thinking they should go on vacation. Maybe rent a cabin in the woods. She put her arms around him from behind, and as he was blabbing away, she stabbed him in the neck with a syringe. He fell to the floor, said, Willow… What… She said, everything is going to work out, Drew. You’ll see.

Tuesday:

No soap, because news, but you’re welcome, Canada.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-preempted-nationally-today-get-the-details-on-the-new-schedule/

But wait…

Thank you, Canada.

At the hospital, Lucas said he hoped justice was served, and Elizabeth said, with any luck, they could all put this nightmare behind them and everyone could move on with their lives.

Ava met Nina at the Bad Jen Café, and asked why they were celebrating with espresso at a café instead of martinis in New York. Nina said Willow still had a major problem with Drew.

At a nearby table, Kai kissed Trina, when Curtis came in. He said he was sorry to interrupt, but he’d like a moment with his daughter.

Stella saw Portia at the hospital and said she was on the wrong floor for the obstetrician, but Portia said that wasn’t why she was there.

Tracy and Laura met in an office at the hospital, and Tracy said they both knew Drew was blackmailing Portia and they were on her side, and Laura said if it was only about Drew, she’d be tempted to reinstate Portia, but by her own admission Portia had tampered with a patient’s test results, and she didn’t think the board would ignore that. Tracy said Monica would want them to do what was best for the hospital, and Laura asked if GH could afford to keep a doctor employed who knowingly and intentionally falsified patient test results.

Jason arrived at the hospital and asked Britt why he was there. She said she had something she wanted to show him. Cullum lurked around in the background.

Sonny asked if Turner wanted some advice. She took a hit when Willow was found not guilty. It wasn’t a huge leap to assume his son would be targeted next. He wanted to remind her that would be a big mistake.

Chase said Michael lied to the police about his alibi, and Michael said he never went inside Drew’s house. Chase asked why he should believe him. Willow was acquitted. The jury knew she was innocent. If Michael went down for this, he had no one to blame but himself.

Kai left to get refills, and Curtis asked if Trina had heard from her mom. Trina said her mom texted, but she needed space. Curtis said she shouldn’t have no contact, and she asked if he was assuming the baby was his. He said he’d cross that bridge when he came to it, but her mother was having a meeting with some board members. There was no question she was an excellent doctor, and they knew why she did it. Trina said, to protect her, and he said Portia needed their support on this. She said she didn’t want her mother to lose her career and asked if there was anything she could do, and he said, no, but he thought he could, and left.

Portia said Stella knew she was there to speak to board members. She was hoping they’d lift her suspension and reinstate her. Stella said they may decide to dismiss her, but Portia said she was prepared for the possibility. Stella asked if it was worth risking her career and losing her family, and Portia said she’d tried to protect her daughter and always would. If there were consequences for that, so be it. She walked away and Stella saw Isaiah.

Britt asked what Jason thought, and he said, it’s nice. She said her office was the first step to getting her life back. Speaking of…  She handed him $500 and said it was her first payback installment on her Café Cherie bill. He said he didn’t want her money, but she said she wanted them to be on equal footing. No more taking advantage of him. It was the only way they could move forward. He said, they were moving forward? and she said they were. And with that in mind, she’d like to take him out. Before he got all macho… He said, yes, she could take him out, and she said he hadn’t heard what she had in mind. She needed him in his blue suit… He said, no, but she told him that he’d already said yes. He said, fine, and they kissed. She said she’d pick him up, and he said if she told him where they were going, he could make sure there were no donkeys on the road , but she said she’d see him tonight… in his blue suit, and he left.

Turner said it sounded like a threat, and Sonny said he was reminding her that she’d been compromised. She’d heard Drew extort him and threaten Michael. She said he was right. If Michael was charged, she’d have to recuse herself. Truth be told, she was fine with that.

Michael said, Chase thought he shot Drew and framed Willow, and Chase said he didn’t like thinking it, but it was clear Michael would do anything to get what he wanted. Michael said he didn’t want any of this. He didn’t want the breakup, or Willow putting his kids in danger by bringing Drew into their lives. Chase said, right now, the danger was coming from him. When Drew manipulated Willow, he didn’t offer forgiveness, but went straight to revenge. Michael said Chase was leaving out a key piece, and Chase said, Willow cheated, but Michael betrayed her and their children. It should be him who was locked up.

Lucas said he’d do his best to keep it professional, and Elizabeth said, good. Willow was a great nurse, and she was going to love having her back. Lucas said, if Drew lets her come back. Drew wanted to control her and Lucas felt that she let him. Now they were married. Elizabeth said Willow had been acquitted and they’d see how much independence she had going forward. The phone rang, and Elizabeth said they’d be ready. She told Lucas that medics were on the way with a critical patient.

Ava told Nina to get over it, but Nina said, Willow married Drew to get out of the charges and get her children back. Willow told her that she didn’t love Drew. She didn’t need Drew to get her kids back. Ava said, if Willow decided to end her marriage, it was her choice, and Nina said, Drew destroyed Willow’s entire life because he wanted her to think he cared that she was truly happy. Ava said, Willow got herself a gilded cage situation, and Nina said, exactly. He’d never let her go. Nina’s phone rang, and she asked Willow what was wrong. Willow said, something happened to Drew.

Portia thanked Laura and Tracy for meeting with her, and Laura said, of course (🍷). They’d been tasked to make a recommendation regarding her position. Either she’d be reinstated on a probationary basis or let go. Tracy said they’d read everything they’d been given, but before they made a recommendation, they wanted to give her the opportunity to defend herself.

Isaiah asked if he could talk to Stella, and she said they could talk about patients, but anything else, like the situation between her and Portia, was a no. It was a family matter and he wasn’t family. He said he was involved, and she said he certainly was. He said his relationship with Portia didn’t happen in a vacuum. Her marriage was falling apart before he was in the picture, but Portia wasn’t the only one to blame.

Cullum knocked at Britt’s door and said she looked surprised. Did she think leaving the Five Poppies behind meant leaving him behind?

Portia said she took full responsibility for what she did, and Tracy asked how she characterized that. Portia said she’d used her position as Co-Chief to gain access to a patient’s test results and altered them, but the circumstances were unique and extreme. She didn’t do it to advance her career. She did it as a mother trying to protect her child from a murderer who’d been convicted of five murders and had been targeting her daughter. To be clear, she wasn’t asking if they would have done the same, but maybe they could keep in mind the context… She’d been cleared by the AMA, and although there was a mark on her medical license, she was grateful that she could still practice. She hoped it would be at GH. She was an excellent doctor, and with the exception of this atypical situation, she had a sterling reputation. She hoped they’d recommend her reinstatement and welcomed any questions.

Elizabeth told Willow that they were getting Drew stable. What happened? Willow said they went home to celebrate. Drew had a horrible headache, but they opened a bottle of champagne anyway. They both took a sip, but when it came to the toast, Drew looked confused and was slurring his words. Then it was like one side of his face was melting and he just collapsed. She turned his head to the side and put a couch pillow underneath, then called 911. Elizabeth hugged her, and Willow said, please tell her that she got him there in time.

Michael said Chase couldn’t see how pathetic he was. He was desperate to play the hero and throw away his career. Chase said he did what was right, and Michael said Chase was a damn fool to think he believed him. Just like Drew, he fell for Willow’s innocent victim act and couldn’t see what was in front of his face. Be honest about the real reason he wanted to help. How long before he was back in Willow’s bed? Chase punched Michael in the face.

Michael punched Chase back and they fought. Jason came in and pulled them apart, and Chase said he’d make sure Michael paid for what he did. He left, and Jason asked if Michael was all right, but Michael said, no. The cops were going to come after him next.

Sonny asked if Turner didn’t want a second shot at a high-profile case. Convicting someone who shot a congressman would be good for her career. Turner said she had no interest in convicting an innocent person. She’d had the right person on trial. She knew Willow was guilty, but just couldn’t prove it.

At the hospital, Nina asked Willow, what happened? but Willow said she didn’t know. The doctors hadn’t told her anything. What if she didn’t get him here fast enough? Kai asked if there was anything he could do, and Nina said it was nice of him to drive her. He needed to call Drew’s office and have his assistant cancel his appointments and calls. Kai left, and Willow said she was so scared. She cried, and Kai flashed back to Trina saying, Willow knew what she was doing. She intended to kill Drew and knew what she was doing when she lied on the stand.

Ava asked if there was any word from Kai, but Trina said, no. She hoped it wasn’t serious. Ava said, heaven wouldn’t take Drew and hell was full. Don’t worry. She saw Trina and Kai’s and she was happy things were going well for them. Trina said Kai really surprised her. In the last few months, he’d come through for her in ways she couldn’t imagine.

Stella said, Portia might be carrying Isaiah’s child. She was married and he had no right putting himself in the middle. He said if she wanted to blame him for Portia’s marriage falling apart, go ahead, but don’t put it on Portia when Portia had come through for her. Stella asked what he was talking about, and he said, when she was investigated by the federal government, no one fought harder for her. Stella was known for being fair and kind and accepting everyone who came in, meeting them where they were with no judgement. He was asking that she extend the same grace to Portia.

Tracy asked what Portia would say to a potential patient concerned with trusting her, and Portia said, actions spoke louder than words. Congressman Cain had been blackmailing her for months and tormenting her family, but on September 2nd, he came in with two bullets in his back. She had her tormentor’s life in her hands, or at least his mobility, but as a doctor, she took an oath that had become the bedrock of who she was. She’d given him the best possible care. Dr. Jones could confirm that she’d saved Drew’s life and his recovery spoke for itself. Laura thanked her for her time.

Britt asked if Cullum missed her so much, he had to come to Port Charles, and he said she was stalling. She said, not true, but he said, it ended now. Sidwell set up a lab at Windymere, and she was to bring the project online in three months. She said, impossible, but he said there was an easy solution to that. She could disappear.

Curtis told Laura that nobody knew that if Drew had his way, the blackmail wouldn’t have ended with Heather Webber. He tried to force Portia to chance Michael Corinthos’s test results to make it look like he was addicted to opioids, so he could secure custody of Michael’s children for Willow. That didn’t happen, and the reason was, Portia refused. She risked her career and going to prison to stand up for what was right. That’s who she was, and he thought GH should keep her on staff.

Isaiah asked how it went, and Portia said Laura and Tracy were both fair women, but also professional and gave nothing away. What she didn’t say was that she’d do it all over again. He said, that was best kept out. The board would see she was fantastic. She loved people and gave them the best care whether they deserved it or not. She said, everyone deserved care, and he said he’d walk her out, but Stella returned and said, wait.

Britt told Cullum that she just got her medical license back. She had patients and there was no way her family and friends would buy her walking out of her life again. He said they’d had enough undesirable attention with Dalton. Now the timely completion of the project was their driving consideration. To that end, they’d absorb any and all risks. She said, okay, give her a day, but he said they’d already given her too much leeway. They could call another scientist to take her place. Did she have someone she could call for her medicine? Without it, her nervous system would start to deteriorate and there would be no going back.

Michael said Alexis did a fantastic job of making him look guilty, but he hadn’t done it, and Jason said he believed him. If the cops picked Michael up, he knew what to do. Michael said, call Diane and don’t say anything until she showed up, and Jason said, as bad as it was, it was nothing compared to what Michael had been through already. He fought back after life-threatening burns to get home to his kids. He knew Michael could get through this.

Willow asked Lucas, what happened? and he said the initial diagnosis was a massive stroke. They had Drew on stroke protocol and were monitoring him closely. Tracy asked if he’d recover, but he said it was too early to tell. Severe strokes could cause a number of impairments – aphasia, limited mobility, and in extreme cases, full Locked-In Syndrome – but they wouldn’t know for some time.

Laura said she knew Curtis was going through a rough time and appreciated him coming in. He said the whole world found out along with him that his soon to be ex may be carrying another man’s child, but it had nothing to do with her work. He didn’t think her career would end by the likes of Heather Webber or Drew Cain. Laura said she’d take it all into consideration, and he thanked her for listening. She said, of course (🍷). Even in the midst of incredible turmoil, he and Portia were coming together to fight for a common goal. If the baby was his, she hoped they remembered they were capable of that. He said he hoped so. He wasn’t part of raising Trina and felt like it was his second chance. He wanted to be the best father possible. She said he would be, and he left.  

Stella asked how it went with the board, and Portia said she had to wait and see. Isaiah said he’d give them a minute to talk, but Stella said, stay please. She wanted to apologize. Portia had enough dealing with professional matters, and she didn’t need to add more pressure. Portia thanked her and said she was sorry too. She knew how much family meant to Stella and was sorry for any pain she’d caused Stella or anybody else. Stella said it was a difficult situation, and Portia said she still loved all of them. She left with Isaiah.

Trina told Ava that Mr. Sidwell was a smart buyer. Tell him that he was responsible for the first Restrepo in the northern hemisphere and he’d be fine. It would also go up in value. Ava said Trina was absolutely right. She had business dealings all over the world, and after this, she might be able to set up being Restrepo’s primary dealer. Trina said she had no doubt Ava could make that happen, but be careful. She’d heard Mr. Sidwell might be dangerous. Ava said she was sure there was some truth to that, but she knew how to deal with men like him. They understood each other and her nephew had been living under Sidwell’s roof and was having a great time. She’d look out for her nephew and make a small fortune. She’d be spending a lot more time at Windymere.

Britt said she’d go to Windymere tonight, and Cullum said, glad to hear it. Jason Morgan had been a problem at the Five Poppies. Get Jason out of her life or he would.  

Michael said, with being under investigation, it interfered with his chances of getting custody, and Jason said he was worried about Drew being in the picture. Micheal said he couldn’t send the kids back to Drew’s house. That man was poisonous. He saw how Drew treated his own daughter. Jason said Michael’s kids weren’t going back. Drew would never be in their lives. He gave Michael his word.

Sonny said he knew Turner hated to lose, so he’d let her in on a little secret. With or without Alexis’s legal strategy, the next person prosecuted for shooting Drew was going to get off. She asked if he was going to see to it, but he said, no. No jury would convict someone of shooting a snake like Drew. He didn’t deserve justice. She said, everybody deserved justice, and he said, the cops would do what they do, but the way the case should end was with it getting marked unsolved and put away in a file because Drew got what he deserved. He left.

Kai said he had to speak to the DC aids, and Willow said she was going to the ladies’ room to splash water on her face and be alone for a moment. She left, and Nina told Tracy that she thought it was important for them to stay optimistic for Willow. There was still a chance for Drew to make a full recovery. Tracy said, or he could be a vegetable trapped in a body for the rest of his life. Drew wouldn’t get tears from her. As her late husband Luke used to say, karma is a bitch. She guessed it finally came for Drew.  

In the hallway, Willow took the syringe out of her purse, dumped it in a trashcan, and kept walking.

My guess is, Kai is watching her.

Wednesday:

See Tuesday.

Thursday:

Elizabeth went to Laura’s office and said she was worried about her.

Jack knocked at Josslyn’s door and she said, it must be important. He said it was.

Britt came downstairs into Bobbie’s and saw Cullum sitting at a table. She flashed back to him telling her to get Jason out of her life or he would. Lulu and Rocco came in, and Carly asked Britt what was so important that she had to say it in person. Britt said she was moving out of this dump.

Dante asked how the evidence review was, and Nathan said, ongoing. He had nothing significant to share. Dante wondered if there was proof of Chase’s bias judgement.

At the mansion, Tracy said she’d extend Jason the same courtesy she’d offered Michael. She’d be his alibi for whatever he did to Drew.

Nina asked Lucas about Drew, but he said he could only speak to family. She said Drew was her son-in-law, and Willow had stepped away, and he said he was meeting with a neurologist about Drew’s prognosis, but would only discuss the test results with Willow.

Suzanne told Alexis that Willow was there, and Alexis said she’d gotten Willow acquitted knowing she was guilty. What more did she want? Suzanne suggested it was about lifting the restraining order, and Alexis said, that would be nice. Send her in. Suzanne got Willow, and Alexis asked if there was something wrong. Willow said, Drew had a stroke yesterday.

Dante told Chase that Internal Affairs completed their investigation.

Jack said one of the top brass at the WSB was there – Ross Cullum from the European division – and he believed Cullum was a threat to Josslyn. She’d made an impression with the Five Poppies mission. Cullum didn’t know her identity, but if he found out, he’d realize her potential and connections and put her in dangerous situations. To them, she’d be expendable. Josslyn asked if all agents weren’t expendable, but Jack said he’d kept her off the radar and her dossier was in a sealed black box. Josslyn said it sounded like Jack didn’t trust Cullum, and Jack said Cullum wouldn’t protect her like he did. Josslyn said Cullum wasn’t in love with her mother.

Carly said, tell Jason, but Britt said she thought Carly would want to know why she was moving. The place was small and above a dumpster. The walls were paper thin, and the smell of bacon grease caused her cholesterol to go up whenever she inhaled. Carly asked if she’d like help moving out, and Britt said Bobbie would roll over in her grave. Carly’s mother wouldn’t want to be associated with this slum. Carly said Britt’s mother didn’t want to associate with her.

Cullum said he was honored to meet members of the Spencer clan. They had a reputation at the Bureau. Lulu said she was surprised Cullum didn’t seek out her mother, but he said her mother wasn’t arrested for breaking into Dalton’s lab. Lulu said, the matter had been rested, but he said, not the professor’s disappearance.

Elizabeth said she’d been thinking about Laura since Doc and Ace had left, and Laura said she was fine. Elizabeth told her that she’d said the same things when her boys left, then found herself in an empty home. Fine could mean pushing through to keep the world from seeing the cracks. Laura said, fortunately, she cared about her work and had a lot to keep her busy, and Elizabeth said there wasn’t a lot of opportunity to be sad. If Laura ever needed someone to be sad with or confide in, she was always there.

Tracy said Scout was with Alexis, and Jason said Scout had been through so much. She’d lost her mother and her dad was keeping her brother from her. Tracy wondered if that was why Jason decided to take Drew out of the equation, and he asked why she thought he did it. She said, the litany of Drew’s crimes and his expertise in dealing with problematic people. At first, she thought it was karmic justice, but karma and life rarely lined up. You nearly always had to give karma a push. She didn’t want to see him behind bars, so if they asked, he could say he was with her after the trial. He said he didn’t need an alibi. He wasn’t sorry about Drew, but he had nothing to do with it.

Lucas said he’d have the test results soon, and Kai came by looking for Willow. Nina said Willow wasn’t there, but was there something she could do? He said the story wasn’t out in the press yet and the hospital had kept it quiet, and he’d like Willow to approve a statement. Nina said she could look at it. She was surprised he was still working for Drew after hearing about him blackmailing Portia. He said he was thinking about resigning, but it was hard to separate the good Drew had done from the bad. He flashed back to Trina saying, Willow shot him, and told Nina that he didn’t know how Willow did it. Nina said neither did she.

Willow said she thought the stroke was the result of the shooting and the stress of the trial, and Alexis asked if they had a prognosis. Willow said, not yet. For now, it was uncertain, but Scout needed to know about her dad. She wasn’t sure who should tell her. Alexis said she thought it was best if she explained it to Scout, and Willow thanked her. Alexis thanked Willow for being considerate and careful when it came to Scout. Willow said, of course (🍷). She knew how much Scout loved Alexis, Kristina and Molly. Alexis said she thought it was best if Scout moved in with her.

Dante told Chase that Internal Affairs found him in violation of department policy by launching an unsanctioned investigation based on privileged information. He’d used PCPD resources for personal motive and put the prosecution’s case at risk. They’d concluded he’d run counter to policy, but there was no sign of corruption or laws broken. Chase said, so he wasn’t fired? and Dante said, not fired, but he was being demoted.

Jason said he didn’t know if Danny heard the news, so he’d text him, and Tracy said, maybe Danny could spend time with Scout, but he said, when Drew woke up and found out, he’d use it against them both. She said, if he woke up.

Kai told Nina that he’d met Drew when they were forming the Pediatric Sports Initiative (🍷) to honor Drew’s son who died. He’d thought Drew was someone to admire, but in hindsight, he was being naïve. Nina said she knew how he felt. She’d helped on the campaign trail and Drew gave a speech to some veterans that was so genuine and sympathetic, she forgot the things she knew about him for a moment. For every one good thing Drew did for the voters, he did ten horrible things to Willow or somebody else who didn’t deserve it. Kai said, like his own daughter.

Willow said, yes. She loved Scout and thought it would be better if she was around Alexis and the girls. Drew’s recovery would be difficult and hard for her to watch. Alexis said, what about Danny?

Jack said, yes. He was in love with Josslyn’s mother and didn’t want her to lose a daughter. He also didn’t want to lose one of his agents with potential. She was to cease all Bureau activity immediately. She’d been deactivated. Josslyn said she was supposed to gather intel from Lucas on Sidwell and Marco. She’d encouraged Lucas to move in and now she was supposed to walk away? Jack said they had a new asset on Spoon Island, and she asked, who? He said, Britt Westbourne.

Carly said Britt wouldn’t be missed, and Britt said it drove Carly crazy to see Jason being nice to her and wanting to spend time with her. Carly couldn’t stand seeing him with someone else because she was obsessed with him. Carly was threatened by her because she was the only one who pointed it out. Carly said Britt was threatened because she’d never have what they did, and Britt said she didn’t want it. Their relationship wasn’t admirable. It was pathetic.

Chase said he’d been demoted? and Dante said he could be on patrol. He could take the detective exam again when the department was satisfied. Chase said it was insulting and ridiculous, and Dante said he’d gone against policy. There had to be consequences. Chase wondered if it was that or because someone questioned Dante’s authority.

Nina said she wished she’d cut ties with Drew, but Kai said it was hard to do with her daughter married to him. He had no idea what he was going to do. She said maybe he could focus on being able to do a lot of good work. Don’t make any big decisions right now. Sometimes when people came back from a health crisis, they changed. Kai said, Drew survived an attempted murder and didn’t, and she said, maybe the potential for the good he could do outweighed the bad Drew did. Even the best of them had to make compromises.

Willow said Scout told her that she saw Danny. She never told Drew and didn’t plan to, but she was hesitant to let Scout see him. She was concerned about Drew’s reaction when he found out. Alexis said she understood. Maybe they could have the conversation another time after the prognosis was clear. Willow said, of course (🍷). She needed to get to the hospital, but she’d be in touch. Alexis thanked her and she left. Suzanne asked, what happened? and Alexis said, that woman who she’d lost more sleep over just gave her the best present she could ever imagine – her granddaughter. Suzanne said she was happy for her, and Alexis said when she was with Scout, somehow it was like Sam was still here. It was all she had left of Sam and made Scout more precious than Suzanne could imagine.

In the solarium, Danny told Jason that Drew was still Scout’s dad. He should text her. Jason said he couldn’t because they didn’t know what was happening yet and he had to respect the restraining order. Tracy said Drew could come after them eventually, and Danny said she was right. What would happen to Scout? Jason said Willow had temporary custody after Drew had been shot, so he was assuming she did again. Danny wondered if they could ask Willow, and Jason said he couldn’t be the one to ask, but he knew someone who could.

Laura said she admitted the empty apartment was harder than she’d expected, and Elizabeth said it was the same way when her boys left. Laura asked how she managed, and Elizabeth said, other than videochatting, her friends stepped in to take her out to dinner every night. She’d love to offer the same support. Laura said, company sounded nice. She’d give Elizabeth a call later and they’d make plans. Elizabeth left.

Rocco told Cullum that he broke into the lab because he thought Dalton was testing on animals. He learned that he should have handled things differently. Cullum asked if they had any idea where Dalton might be, and Rocco said, no. Lulu said it had been a relief, since he fabricated a story that Rocco vandalized the lab. Rocco was attacked in juvenile detention, and they thought Dalton might have taken off to avoid facing charges. Cullum said it made sense, and gave them his card. He asked them to reach out if anything came to mind.  

Cullum put money on the counter and left. Carly told Britt that she guessed they were done. Britt said she was sick of Carly’s moral authority act, when she’d lied and schemed her way through life like the rest of them. Carly said she knew what it was like to do what you needed to do and survive, destroying everything you touched. And she knew when someone was baiting her. Is that why Britt called? Just to start a fight?

Josslyn asked how Britt was the new asset. Could Jack trust her? Jack said he could. Sidwell built a lab at Windymere, so Britt could do her research there. She was now classified as a sleeper. Josslyn was to avoid the WSB office and Windymere. If she could distance herself from her uncle, do so. Live her normal life until she heard otherwise. She asked if she had a choice, and he said, no. He appreciated the work she’d done. He needed her to stay sharp and stay invisible. He left.  

Outside Bobbie’s, Lulu said she loved how Rocco handled himself, and Rocco said he didn’t know anything. He was glad it was over. She asked if he didn’t have to get to GH for his community service, and he said he’d like to walk. They hugged, and he left.

Dante said Chase had to take accountability or it would breed resentment. He had to decide if he was willing to do what it took to get back where he was. Chase said, he could end his career or crawl back to the department and accept punishment for being right, and Dante said he didn’t think Chase was right, but that was beside the point. Think about it and let him know. Chase snatched the papers out of Dante’s hand and stormed through the squad room. Nathan asked if everything was okay, and Chase said, no. He should probably start looking for a new partner.  

Alexis said she couldn’t believe Scout was moving in for the foreseeable future, and Suzanne said Alexis earned it. She kept her eyes on the prize and when no one thought she’d win, she did. She knew fighting for Willow was fighting for her granddaughter and she succeeded. Alexis said she couldn’t have done it without Suzanne. She’d proven to be more than an assistant. She was smart, credible, and insightful, but also a good friend, and those were hard to come by.

Willow came back to the hospital and asked if there was an update. Nina said they’d have the results soon. In the meantime, Kai had a statement from Drew’s office for her to review. Kai gave her the paper, and Nina said it was kind of Willow to make arrangements for Scout to stay with Alexis. Willow signed the statement, and Kai thanked her. Lucas came out and said he had a prognosis. He was afraid it wasn’t what they’d hoped.

Lulu went to Laura’s office to check in on her, and told her that she’d just come from meeting with someone from the WSB. Laura assumed Jack was pressuring her, but Lulu said it was an agent she’d never met – Ross Cullum. He seemed okayish. Laura asked if he wanted information on Valentin, but Lulu said, no. He was asking about Henry Dalton.

Chase kicked the backgammon board off the table in the solarium and the pieces flew everywhere.

Britt said she wasn’t trying to start a fight, and Carly told her to find someone else to spar with. Britt said it killed Carly to see Jason so happy and having so much fun at the hatchet range with her. When was the last time he had fun with Carly? In the 90s? (Ha-ha!) His loyalty to the past was why he chose Carly over her, but he was tired of the drama. If he could get out from under his overdeveloped sense of obligation, he’d leave her behind without a second thought and they both knew it.

Danny went to Alexis’s office and said his dad told him that she was probably the only person who could help him. She asked, what’s up? and he asked if she heard about Drew. She said, yes, and he asked if she thought she could ask Willow if he could see Scout.

Lucas said Drew suffered a major stroke that affected both his motor and language skills, and Willow said his stroke was severe. When he regained consciousness, he’d need speech, occupational and physical therapy. A full recovery wasn’t impossible, but unlikely. Lucas said he was sorry. If she had any questions, he was there. Willow thanked him and Elizabeth said she was sorry. Sobbing, Willow threw herself into Elizabeth’s arms and cried. Kai left and Nina was like, hmm…

Carly said she and Jason had been through so much, it tied them together for life, when Jason walked in. He asked if everything was okay, and Britt said it was great. Carly was just reminding her of the reason she wanted nothing to do with him.

Josslyn found Lucas at the hospital and said she was there to broker peace between him and her mother. Her mother missed him. He said he missed her too, but he wasn’t okay with her attitude about Marco. He had enough disapproval from Pascal the butler. Pascal went back to France and now they were blissfully butler free. His phone chimed and he said he had to do rounds, but after he was done, did she want to come and hang out at Windymere. She asked if a glass of wine was involved, and he said, that was a given. She said she was in.

Elizabeth signed Rocco’s volunteer waiver and gave him scrubs to put on in the locker room. It was a dirty job.

Laura wondered why Cullum was asking Lulu questions about Henry Dalton, but Lulu said, not her, Rocco. Laura asked if he said why, and Lulu said, it wasn’t really clear. The WSB was looking into his disappearance. They sounded keen on finding him.

Nathan asked if Dante had a conversation with Chase, and Dante said Chase lost his detective badge, but could be a beat cop. Based on his reaction, that’s a big if. Nathan said he hoped Chase stayed. He was a good cop. Dante said he hoped so too and believed that as well. That didn’t change the fact they were down one detective. Nathan said he’d step up. No more mistakes. Dante said he’d be leaning on Nathan more than ever, and left.  

Chase started picking up the game pieces, when Tracy came in. She asked, what happened? and he said he was sorry. He’d gotten the ruling from Internal Affairs and took it out on the backgammon set. She asked if he was fired, and he said, no, but he was only allowed back as a patrol officer. It was a demotion. She said he knew how she felt about his campaign to save Willow. However, believe her when she said it was the department’s loss. He said he never thought he’d be in this situation. He couldn’t believe it came to this, and he had no idea what to do next. She said he had a lot to discuss with her granddaughter.

Alexis told Danny that before she said this, she wanted to make sure he understood that she thought he was an incredible young man. She thought Scout’s mom would be proud. Danny said he hoped so. He wanted to see Scout to make sure she was okay. She said, that’s why she asked Willow if he could see her, but Willow thought it was best if they kept the restraining order in place until they knew more about Drew’s condition. Willow knew he loved Scout and didn’t feel the same way Drew did. She thought there was a good chance he and Scout would be spending time together very soon, the way their mom wanted it.

Nina sat down next to Willow and said Willow seemed really upset. Willow said she was Drew’s wife. What reaction should she have? Nina said, remember, she didn’t actually love Drew. She only married him to help prove her innocence and get her children back. Willow said, that was before he collapsed in front of her, and Nina said, please don’t turn sympathy into forgiveness, or worse, real love. Willow said she just wanted to make sure her husband got the treatment he deserved. Again, Nina was like, hmm…

🫔 Friday’s Barely Touched Enchilada…

Jason asks Britt, what’s going on? and she says, sadly, nothing new. He says, she wanted him to come here and now she wants nothing to do with him, and she said, his BFF Carly just reminded her again that he’d never put her first. Why doesn’t he tell everyone once and for all who comes first, her or Carly?

Brook finds Chase in the solarium and says her grandmother told her that he was looking for her. Did Internal Affairs make their decision?

Emma and Gio go to the station, and Emma says she’s looking for Chief Scorpio. The desk sergeant says, he’s out on a call, and Emma asks if she has any idea when he’ll be back. Gio says, it’s kind of important, when Nathan comes out and says, maybe he can help.

Lucas tells Josslyn, welcome to my home. He still finds it weird to say that. Josslyn says, not as weird as it is to hear it. She thanks him for the invitation, and he says he’s thrilled she’s able to join him for cocktail hour. He’s slowly getting used to the idea of hosting his own visitors. Josslyn promises to be a no pressure, no drama visitor, and he says, maybe save the tantrums and throwing things for the second visit. She says she makes no promises. She’s excited to see where he and Marco cohabitate. He says, she makes it sound so romantic, and she says, sorry. She’s excited to see where he and his beloved lord over Port Charles on their windswept isle, paired with manor and butler. He says, there you go. She’s got it. This will be a butler free visit. Remember Pascal took his creep self out of town and has to judge them from afar. Wine or a martini? Ava taught him a recipe that won’t disappoint. They go into the living room and Ava says, it better not. She spent years perfecting this recipe and it’s lovely. Shall she make two more?

Anna wakes to find Peter August standing near the bed, and says, Peter? He says, Peter, Heinrich, either will do. Have you missed me, Auntie Anna? (I actually had a Great Auntie Anna as a kid, but she was nothing like this Anna. I wish. She was, however, a champ at Skeeball.)

Brook asks if Chase is going to keep her hanging or tell her what Internal Affairs decided, and he asks if she wants the good news or bad news first. She says, so it’s both kinds. Rip the band-aid off. What’s the bad news? He says he was demoted to patrol officer, and she says, what? How could they do that? He’s the best detective on the force. He says, they don’t seem to feel that way, and she says, what’s the good news? He says, if he accepts the demotion, he can stay on the force. His hours will be more defined, and he won’t have to bring work home with him. She says, more free time is a good thing. They can finally go to Italy for a honeymoon redo. He says, or they can use the free time to focus on building their family. He thinks it’s time they focused on adopting.

Emma thanks Nathan and says, it’s stupid. She should probably text her Uncle Mac. She doesn’t want to involve the police. Gio says, it’s more of a family thing, and Nathan says he doesn’t want push it, but if they squint just the right way, he sort of is family. Obviously with Maxie and James. Emma says she doesn’t want to bother him at work. Forget she said anything. Let’s go. Gio says, they need help and Nathan may give them some. They’re not leaving.

Lucas says he didn’t realize Ava would be here, and she says she’s celebrating. She nailed down the Restrepo for Jenz, so she came by to take measurements for the installation. Lucas congratulates her and says, that’s a huge get. Does she need any help? She says, he has a guest, and since Jenz wasn’t here, Marco kindly assisted her. Marco asks if he heard his name, and she says she was telling her handsome nephew how he welcomed her and measuring tape into his home. Has he met Lucas’s niece Josslyn Jax? Marco says he has. Nice to see her again when one of them isn’t coming or going. Ava says she and Marco took a vote and decided they’d done enough work for the day, right? Cocktails are in order. Lucas says, great minds and perfect timing, and Marco says he hopes that means Josslyn is joining them, and Ava says, please do join us.

Peter says, Anna seems to be under the weather. Should he call for help or leave her here to die like she left him? She says she didn’t, but he says, she did. Did she grieve when he died? She says, this is not happening. He’s not here. He’s dead. He says, that’s what everyone thought. That’s what she thinks. Things change. Death doesn’t mean what it used to. Things aren’t the same as they were before. She asks what he means, and he says, she thought Nathan was dead. She thought Britt was dead. She thinks his father is dead. She says, Faison is dead, but he says, the thing about his family is, they don’t stay dead. Who knows? Maybe, just maybe, all of the people she thinks are dead and buried are right here waiting for her.

Carly says, time out. Leave her out of this mess. Whatever the hell is going on between Britt and Jason has nothing to do with her. Does Jason know what’s going on here? Britt asks if Carly thinks she’s so attached to Jason because her life is so boring. She thought Carly’s super spy boyfriend would be enough to keep her occupied, but she guesses not. Carly says her relationship is none of Britt’s business. This chronic insecurity of Britt’s has nothing to do with her. Britt says, she’s right, and tells Jason, solve the problem. Who comes first, her or Carly? He says he’s not going to answer that, and Britt says, that right there. That is his choice.

Brook says, it’s been a while since they talked about adopting a child, and Chase says he knows. They tabled things because she asked for time to sort things out with Gio. It made sense, but it seems like they’re in a good place and building their relationship. She says, true, but it’s still fragile, and he says, not that fragile. His demotion was a wake-up call. He didn’t realize how much of his identity was wrapped up in his work. She says, because he loves his job, and he says, he did. He does. But he also has a life. He can’t prioritize work over family. She’s the most important thing to him. Building a family with her is his priority and the circumstances are right to get the ball rolling and make it happen… unless it’s not something she still wants.

As they go into the interrogation room, Emma says she didn’t want make it into a big thing, but Nathan says, she’s not. Even if she were, it’s fine. Her grandma gave him a shot at the PCPD and Anna has been a good friend and mentor. He owes her a lot. Gio says, Emma too, and Emma says, that’s why they’re here. That’s why she wants to talk to her Uncle Mac. She’s starting to think that her grandma is in trouble.

Josslyn says he has to check on her mom. She offered to watch Donna and doesn’t need her mom and Donna mad at her. Ava says, no one wants that, but she thinks Josslyn got her dates mixed up. Donna and Avery are with Sonny. When she spoke to Avery, Avery said something about a homemade pizza party. You know Sonny will take any excuse to make a red sauce. So relax. Have a drink. Josslyn says, Ava is right. She must have gotten her dates confused. So she can stay. She’ll take a glass of wine. Martinis aren’t her thing. Ava says, they’re everyone’s thing, even hers. She just doesn’t know it yet. Marco asks which Josslyn prefers, red or white, and Josslyn says, red, pinot noir. Marco says they have a few great ones down in the cellar. He’ll grab one and be back. Josslyn says, if it’s not too much trouble, and Marco says, no problem. Ava says she’d love a peek at his father’s wine cellar. She can imagine the vintages he’s got squirreled away down there. Marco says she’s welcome to join him if she likes, and she follows him out. Lucas says, Josslyn almost made a clean getaway, huh? He’s sorry about the ambush and thanks her for staying. He knows Ava isn’t her favorite persona. Josslyn says, it’s fine. They can coexist. She’s used to pushing her own feelings for Ava aside for those she cares about. He says, like him, and she says, yes. Like him and Avery and Trina. He thanks her and says, that’s why he wants her to get to know Marco better. They’re both very important to him. She says, they’re both important, huh? and he says, of course (🍷). He can’t tell her how grateful he is for her support of his relationship, unlike her mother.

Jason asks if they can go somewhere and talk privately, but Britt says she’s not going anywhere with him – ever. Brad was right. She was fooling herself, letting herself think this could be anything, but it can’t be. Because he’ll never cut the cord with this woman. He asks where this is coming from. Carly isn’t between them. Britt says, Jason married Carly. He ditched her and threw her away like trash and ran to Carly. She thought she could forgive all of it, but she can’t. She’s done. Stay away from her. She leaves, and Carly says, wow. What the hell was that all about? Jason asks what Carly said to her. (Ha-ha-ha!)

Brook says, of course (🍷) she wants to build a family with Chase and adopting a child is absolutely still in the cards for them. All of this is just really sudden. Chase asks what she’s talking about. They had so many discussions about adoption. They even talked to Alexis about it. She says, that’s not what she means. He just found out that he was demoted and lost his detective shield. He says he knows that, and she says, and she knows how much he loves being a detective. He’s so proud of it. They sit on the sofa, and she says, he just lost something really important to him. She doesn’t want him to brush past that. He asks if that’s what she thinks he’s doing, deflecting. He’s trying to focus on them having a child. She says she doesn’t know. Is he?

Nathan says he probably doesn’t know any more than Emma, but the department was told her grandmother was pulled for some top secret WSB assignment. That was the last official update they got. Didn’t she read a text message and get a picture from her grandmother at Maxie’s house on Christmas? Emma says, yeah, a photo and a voicemail, but she hasn’t actually spoken to her grandmother since she left. Gio says, it’s been months, which makes it even weirder, and Nathan says, that doesn’t sound like Anna. Emma says, it doesn’t. She knows on a classified mission contact is limited, but she doesn’t think her grandmother would go this long without speaking to her directly. Gio says he doesn’t either. Anna used to text them every day for a regular status update – while they were living with her. Emma says, yeah, and she’s not the only one her grandmother’s not talking to. Her mom and aunt haven’t heard from her. Gio says, at least Emma got something, a voicemail and text. They haven’t gotten anything. They’ve had no communication from Anna at all.

Anna says, this is not happening. It’s not real. Someone is doing something. They’re using her past against her. Peter says, maybe it’s just her guilt finally having its say. She’s ignored it and the things she’s done. She’s lied to herself about all the lives she’s destroyed. Did she really think she could silence her conscience forever? She says, that’s not true. None of this is. He says, it’s all true and she kept her conscience prisoner for all of it, hoping it was there, with her foot on its neck, listening, growing angrier, while she denied, rationalized, and justified. All the while guilt eating at her soul. She says, shut up! Get away from me! She gets up and walks to the other side of the room, and he says, things have a way of making themselves known. She says, you’re not real, but he says, she’s making this far too complicated. His father will be so disappointed in her, going to such great lengths to deny what’s exactly in front of her face. She says she watched him die. She held his hand and she watched him die. He says, did she, or was it just another one of his father tricks? He had so many, and he’s fooled her before.

Lucas says he’s hungry. How about Josslyn? She says she could eat, and he says, the downside of Pascal being gone is they’ve go to get their own snacks. He’s going to get chips or something. He’ll be back. She says, great. She’ll be here. He leaves, and she gets up and starts looking around. She opens a cupboard next to the fireplace, and Ava says, looking for anything in particular?

Carly asks if Jason thinks she’s responsible for that. Is he blaming her for what just happened? Jason says he’s not blaming her. He’s asking what happened. Britt was happy and they were good. He’s asking what changed. She says she doesn’t know. She has no idea what’s going on with Britt. Britt was trying to push her buttons, and she almost went at her, but she didn’t. Whatever is going on, she had nothing to do with it. He says, one conversation with her, and Britt is back to insecurities and running out the door, and Carly says, when isn’t she? That’s on Britt. It’s not her fault. He asks why it’s so hard for Carly to believe he can love her and still have room for somebody else. Britt’s wrong. There doesn’t have to be a choice. She says she didn’t ask him to choose. She didn’t ask for any of this.

As Rocco rolls up some of the kids’ artwork, Cullum looks in on Rocco. He goes into the room and says, Mr. Falconari, good to see you again. He assumes it’s part of the community service Rocco mentioned earlier. Rocco says, yeah, it’s keeping him pretty busy here, and Cullum says, he most certainly is. In the hallway, Britt comes out of the elevator. Rocco says, the kids love it and it keeps their mind off whatever they’re here for, for a little while anyway, and Cullum says, good thing he’s here then. He doesn’t want to keep Rocco. He was hoping Rocco could point him in the direction of Dr. Britt Westbourne’s office. Britt walks by and sees Cullum with Rocco, as Rocco says, after he finishes cleaning up, he’ll take Cullum right to her.

Britt walks in and says, good afternoon, gentlemen. One of the nurses mentioned that someone very official was looking for her. Cullum says, that would be him… unless Rocco… Rocco says, no. He’s been too busy. Britt introduces herself to Cullum, who says, Ross Cullum, and they shake hands. He says he’s director of the WSB and Mr. Falconari was just about to direct him to her office, and she says she’s got it. She thanks Rocco and says she’ll take it from here. Rocco says, see her around then. You know, 500 hours of community service. Britt says, it’ll fly by. She tells Cullum, let her show him to her office, and he follows her out.  

Carly says she gets that Jason is upset by Britt’s about face, but can she have some credit? She admits there was a time she needed him to show her that she came first, but after everything that happened with the FBI, she knows what it cost him. That’s not who they are anymore. It’s not where they are. She knows a lot of life happened to them and there are things they can’t share, but she doesn’t ever question where she stands with him and hopes he doesn’t with her either. She loves him and she knows he loves her, and he never has to prove anything to her. Jason says he believes her, and she says, good. Now, would she pick Britt for him – he says, here we go – absolutely not. He knows how she feels about that, but it’s his to pick, not hers. Just like he respects the choices she’s made even when they’re wrong, she’s choosing to respect his.

Ava says, Marco and Lucas left Josslyn alone and she seems to have interrupted something. Josslyn says, yes. Her being nosy. Windymere is such a wild place. It’s hard to picture her uncle living here. It doesn’t quite suit him. Ava says, Windymere is an acquired taste, but it can grow on you. Lucas is adaptable. Besides, he did live here with his mother for a short time as child. So for him, it’s probably a homecoming of a sort. Josslyn says she guesses. Although she thinks if she’d asked a year ago what home was for him, it was wherever his family was. So… Ava says, that’s the thing about family. You can make your own. She and Lucas are related by blood, so they’ll always have that unbreakable bond, but being blood relatives needn’t be the sole criteria for determining who is considered family and who isn’t. Of course (🍷) she’s not telling Josslyn anything she doesn’t already know. Look at her and Trina. She loves Trina like she’s her own. They have so many important people in common that they love, it’s really quite special, isn’t it?

Nathan asks if Emma’s mom expressed alarm about Anna, but Emma says, no. She said Emma’s grandma has been known to go off the grid when she’s on assignment and Emma didn’t want to worry her. She has confidence in her grandma’s ability, with good reason, but she can’t shake the feeling that something isn’t right. Gio says, they spoke to Agent Brennan about it too, and Emma says, they did, yeah. Nathan asks what he had to say, and Emma says, just that one hand of the WSB is not always in communication with the other, but he did say he’d look into things for her. Nathan says, sit tight. He’s going to check the records. Maybe they have an update that he’s not aware of. Emma says, that would be great, and Gio thanks him. Nathan leaves, and Gio asks if she’s okay. He knows he kind of pushed her into this. She says, no. She’s glad he did. She was sitting around and it was driving her crazy. At least now she might get some answers.

Chase says he didn’t just start thinking about having a kid today, and Brook says she knows that. He says, good, because he thinks about it all the time. It’s like the thing he wants most for them in this world. He can’t say she’s too wrong about him not being a detective. He can’t wrap his head around it. When Dante gave him the news, it was like the wind got knocked out of him. She says, of course (🍷). It must have been especially hard hearing it from Dante. He says, Dante is his best friend and was his partner. Dante made it clear that the department didn’t trust him anymore, even though he was right all along. (I’m growing weary of Chase’s self-righteousness.)

Brook says, the PCPD has to know that Chase not being there is their big loss, but Chase says he doesn’t know what they know about anything anymore. She says, when Anna comes back, she can’t imagine Anna will be happy about any of this, and he says he doesn’t know. She was worried about his sympathy for Willow at the beginning. Even if she doesn’t like it, she’ll understand why things went down with him the way they did. She says, there has to be a way for him to get his detective shield back… if that’s something he wants, and he says, it is. He can sit for the detective exam again, if the department’s satisfaction is met and the standards they want him to live up to. He told Dante that he’d think about it and get back to him. She says, that makes sense… But she wouldn’t have been surprised if he’d told the PCPD to shove it.

Josslyn says, Ava can drop the act. She’s not capable of loving anybody but herself. She can pretend, smile, and say all the right things, but any affection of hers has its limits. When it comes down to it, the only person she cares about is herself. Ava says, there it is. That self-righteous judgmental attitude that comes so easily to Josslyn’s mother. It must be so tiring, seeing everybody so clearly and knowing that none of them measure up to her lofty standards. Josslyn says she’s not above anybody and doesn’t pretend to be. She just sees Ava for who she is, and Ava can’t stand her for it. Ava says, maybe, but everybody plays a bit of pretend at one time or another. She suspects even Josslyn does. Lucas and Marco come back, and Lucas says, they couldn’t decide, so they’re going with both. California or France? Which should they try first?  

Jason says, just walk him through what happened with Britt, but Carly says she doesn’t know. Britt called and told her to meet. She showed up and waited. Then Britt told her that she wanted to move and she said, fine. That was it for her, but not for Britt. She started insulting the restaurant, saying this place was a dump. She said Carly’s mother would be rolling in her grave if she saw the place now. He asks if she said nothing back, and she says she pushed back after Britt brought up her mom, but she didn’t say anything like Britt said. She’s telling him, Britt tried to provoke her. Britt wanted to fight with her right here.

In Britt’s office, she says, that’s the second time she’s seen Cullum with Rocco Falconari. What is he doing with that kid? Cullum says, proving a point.  

Emma tells Gio that there’s this default assumption that her grandma is like a superwoman and she gets it. In a lot of ways, she is. She’s looked up to her forever. Gio says he sees why. He thinks they’re a lot alike. She thanks him and says she hopes so. Just because her grandma is super smart and capable doesn’t mean she handle everything. At the end of the day, she’s just a person. An amazing person, but just a person. She’s not indestructible. He says he knows, and Emma says, what if she’s in over her head right now? He says, if she is, Emma took the first step in getting her help, and Emma says, somebody has to do something. She doesn’t need to know global secrets. She just needs to hear her grandma’s voice. She can’t keep sitting around hoping she’s okay. He says, she’s not. She’s here. Trust her gut. She was right about Dalton when everyone was telling her that she was wrong. If Anna is in trouble, Emma is coming through for her right now when she needs Emma the most. He hugs Emma and she cries.

Anna says, Peter hated Faison. He killed him. Peter says, so he thought. Faison played him like he played her, like he played everyone. Cesar Faison always wins and deep down, she knows it’s true. She says, it isn’t real. It isn’t real. It isn’t real. He says, stop. There’s no point in fighting. He should know. His father is so devoted to her, it makes sense that he should be the one with her. She says, stop, stop, stop, and puts her hands over her ears. Peter says, he’s finally ready to show himself to her. He’s waited so long, but he was always ready to have her. She says, oh God, and he says, the time is almost here. She says, oh my God.

Brook says, Chase doesn’t have to decide anything right now. Whether he accepts the demotion and works his way back up to being detective or decides to be a personal chef or a singer or to busk outside of Bobbie’s… He says, she’d let him walk around dressed as a BLT sandwich and hand out flyers? and she says, her undying support is with him, no matter what he decides. He says, that means the world, but he’s known what he wanted to do since he was 10. He wanted to be a police officer. He wanted to be a detective. He rebuilt his career once. He can again. She says, damn straight, and he says he wants to build a family with her. She says she wants that too, and they kiss.

Carly tells Jason that she could tell Britt wasn’t going to stop until Britt got her going and she came pretty close when Britt brought up her mother. He says he can understand that, and she says, it’s a good thing he showed up when he did. He says, yeah, it was. He gets it. Britt wanted to fight for some reason. He’s going find out why. He leaves.

Cullum says he can access Rocco Falconari any time, and Britt says, and do what? Make him disappear too? Rocco is very well connected. He has a mob boss for a grandfather, his grandmother is the mayor, and his father is the current Police Commissioner, and his mother is a journalist. His family will never stop looking for him. Even Cullum couldn’t hide him. Cullum tells her, who said anything about hiding him? Rocco is involved in a high-profile break-in. If it’s determined the lab contained classified information… She says, Cullum will put him in WSB custody? He’s a kid. Cullum says, trust him. He wouldn’t be the first minor in Steinmauer. She says, Rocco is innocent. He hasn’t done anything. Okay. He doesn’t have to hurt Rocco. He doesn’t have to prove anything to her. She’s doing what he wanted. She ended things with Jason. He’s never coming near her again. He told her to get to the lab. She’ll go to Windymere tonight. Damn it. She’s cooperating. He says, actions speak louder than words. There are consequences for actions and there will no longer be possibilities. Those are certainties she can count on. She says she understands, and he says, good. From now on, she will comply for Rocco’s sake and her own. He leaves.

Ava sips her martini, and Marco asks Josslyn what she thinks of the California. Josslyn says she’s no expert, but she likes it, and Lucas says, that’s the most important part. Now they try the French. Is Ava sure she doesn’t want a tiny sip? Ava says, no, thank you. This is perfect and she is an expert. Lucas says, hey, they should check out the catacombs and see what’s down there, but Marco says, it’s probably wet and freezing. Ava says she and her Cardullos are quite happy right here, and Lucas says, come on. He hasn’t been there since he was a kid. Now he’s an adult and Marco is here to protect them, mainly him, from any ghosts. Not that there are any. Come on. Come on. Come on. Let’s go exploring. Marco says, absolutely not.  

Nathan comes back, and Emma asks if he found out anything. He says, not from the latest records, but that doesn’t mean there’s nothing to be found. Emma asks if he thinks there’s something off with her grandma’s situation, and he says, not necessarily, but he thinks the situation warrants him looking into it more. She thanks him, and he says he knows Anna well. If Emma is anything like her, he trusts her instincts. He’s not promising anything, but he’ll put his resources into finding Anna. One way or another, they’ll get answers and he knows exactly where to start looking.

Anna says, if Faison wants her, tell him to stop playing games. Come here to her now. Peter laughs and asks if she still thinks she’s in control of anything. She’s not. His father will come to her when he’s ready. She says she just wants this to stop. Faison, I just want this to end. Please… please… Just stop this. She knows he can hear her and she wants to see him. Show her his face. Just come here. Peter is gone and she’s alone.   

On Monday, Britt says, if Jason ever cared about her at all, leave her alone; Josslyn asks if Jack wants to hear what she found out or not; and Marco wants to take Sonny out of the equation for good.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Pay no attention to those rumors.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/is-cameron-mathison-leaving-general-hospital-as-drew-forget-the-rumors-here-are-the-facts/

I can just imagine that visit to Amsterdam.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-star-finola-hughes-on-annas-reunion-with-faison-it-was-nuts-exclusive/

Returning February 12th.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-and-goings-kirsten-storms-is-back-as-maxie/

I can’t fault her for having a good time.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-willow-stabs-drew-katelyn-macmullen-talks-exhilarating-dark-turn-exclusive/

Why shouldn’t they? Short of a cataclysmic event, I think we can all wait a minute for the news, which literally follows GH.

https://ew.com/general-hospital-fans-fuming-over-trump-preempting-after-cliffhanger-11889288

Betting on him for the win.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/all-my-children-alum-michael-b-jordan-scores-first-oscar-nomination/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

While there was still way too much going on in the boatmance department – Max getting all emo, wanting Cathy to give him definitive answers on what happens after the season, and Eyebrows Joe acting the fool with Kizzy – the final charter included Karen Gravano from Mob Wives. Josh slaved all day over a hot stove and still not everyone was pleased. It was, however, a delight to see Captain Sandy video chat with wife Leah. One guest whined because she wanted crab after they’d already eaten it. In Josh’s interview, he said he wasn’t a chef with a magic arse. He couldn’t just pull a crab leg out. This same cretin bitched about them having no truffles when truffles were out of season and there were no truffles to be had. The captain had the best idea when several of the whiners grumbled about not leaving the dock. She had some deckhands take them out in the tender for a bumpy ride, after which they admitted, Captain Sandy is always right.

Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City

A lot of Part 2 was undecipherable due to everyone talking over everyone. My Reunion pet peeve. Even with the closed captions on, it doesn’t matter. They can’t get it all. There was a big whoop-de-do about Angie having evidence that Lisa’s number was attached to some account. Andy had to start yelling, then he just looked defeated, and walked off. They were like, sorry, sorry, sorry, Daddy Andy, and he came back. Mary’s son had been incarcerated for breaking an ex’s restraining order. There was also the whole thing about Mary’s church being a cult, but having been to churches like hers, I say that’s a no. Lisa claimed she’d supported Mary, but Mary said Lisa came against her. She was very dark and needed help. Of course, the airplane ride where Meredith lost her sh*t was brought up, and even Andy wondered, why no footage? I don’t know why he didn’t answer his own question, but I assume it’s too cumbersome for an entire camera crew to be on a plane, not to mention dangerous. He asked why no one had filmed it with their phones, and Heather said, what POS person would do that? For one, I would. We flashed back to the time Britani recorded an argument on a bus, so again, I made the assumption that there’s a rule against cast members doing their own filming. Maybe a Housewives’ code or something. Still, I would have done it even if for my own personal entertainment. There was a lot of back and forth on this – Meredith against the rest of the cast, sans Lisa – but Meredith stood her ground that she’d only complained about Britani a couple of times and never touched her high body count hair.

Why he walked.

I think Meredith needs to look up the definition of victim.

Vanderpump Rules

It was SUR’s 20th anniversary, and LVP said, let’s have a bloody good party. Technically, SUR was 26 years old, but it was the anniversary of Lisa and Guillermo’s partnership in owning it. Natalie and Kimberly got into it and Lisa had to tell Natalie to STFU several times. That’s one more complaint of mine. This staff doesn’t listen to my girl at all. They’re lucky she’s so lenient. If I’d talked to any of my bosses the way this crew speaks to her, I would have been gone. Lisa’s other concern was Jason’s knowledge of his job, and in her interview, she said, Jason knows more about penis pumps than the menu. She might be right. HE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE GOAT CHEESE BALLS FOR GOD’S SAKE. In a rare moment, Venus and I agreed that people who don’t even work there know about the goat cheese balls. I knew about the goat cheese balls in Season 1. Guillermo unveiled a photo framed like a painting of the new cast. They looked beautiful, but… yeah. Angelica checked out Jason and Chris’s OnlyFans videos, and apparently they were greasing each other up on film, along with some other guys, and along with doing some other things. I couldn’t fault her for looking, but then she shared it with Kim and Demy, and the three of them squealed like children. Do they realize what an embarrassment they are to their generation when they see themselves? Yeah. Probably not.

Southern Charm

Venita’s mom chastised her for telling Salley not to bug her when things went sideways with Craig. She said Venita was mean and not a good friend. I applauded this, since Venita has a tendency to act superior. Rodrigo and Tyler had an engagement party, and the best moment of the show was Whitney asking if Madison was going to have a gender reveal – after one had been hosted for her at his house. She reminded him that it was a girl, and he told her, congratulations. Austen’s girlfriend Audrey came for a visit, and everyone waited with bated breath for him to break up with her, but it didn’t happen.   

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Jennifer told Kyle that Garcelle didn’t want to be friends with Sutton because it was always about her and she was a troublemaker. Like the good gossip girl she is, Kyle told Sutton. Jennifer and Sutton ended up hugging it out, but no doubt it put a crimp in their friendship. As much as I dislike Amanda, it was the anniversary of her twin baby’s death, and I was sad with her. I can’t even imagine. Rachel was having a dinner party, and wore an ah-ma-zing, bananas outfit, complete with a sunburst tiara – and Amanda, wanting to be around people (obviously not there long enough to know it shouldn’t be these people) attended. Dorit had found out from Sutton that Amanda thought she should tone down her talking about PK being an alcoholic and decided the dinner would be a good time to confront her. When Amanda explained why it was a sad day for her, clueless twit Dorit kept going, only apologizing when Kathy pretty much insisted. There was also a medium at the party and she had nothing for Amanda, which seemed odd, but she was spot-on with messages from loved ones for some of the others. On a humorous note, Dorit announced she’d be writing a book, and called her ghost writer a co-author, proving why she needs a ghost writer. In Erika’s interview, she said Dorit couldn’t write a book herself, or it would never get finished. Best quote from Dorit: For somebody who’s supposed to be an author, she sure doesn’t know how to read the room.

The Valley: Persian Style

The group went to Palm Springs for Adam’s birthday, and Reza was surprising him with a celebration at the same restaurant where they were married. Because she was pissed about the inferior accommodations, Sky decided to confront Golnesa about the weed smoking at her trunk show. It was anticlimactic though, as Golnesa appreciated Sky’s honesty and apologized. When they went back inside and someone asked how it went, Golnesa said Sky smacked her, which was pretty funny, especially seeing Reza’s face. A medium came to the house (must be the thing right now) and was pretty accurate with the messages from loved ones in the Great Beyond. A drag queen presented Adam with a beautiful rainbow cake, complete with a sparkler, and the group half-sang a seriously sad rendition of Happy Birthday. Apparently, Golnesa had invited Dennis, which didn’t sit well with anyone and ended with him and Golnesa arguing. Mercedeh also tried to get Tommy to make peace with Reza, but he said, fuggedaboudit.

Random Reality Items

Coming March 4th, the poor man’s Vanderpump Rules.

This sounds excellent. My favorite show of his was The F Word, which was like a culinary variety show where you saw more of him as a human being, with no screeching at amateurs.

It was only a matter of time. Kyle is way too immature for her. I’ll give him this though. I had a can of Lover Boy and it was pretty tasty.

We’ll see. I miss the original with Caroline Stanbury.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Black Phone 2. Peacock. While I liked the first one better, I didn’t hate this sequel. Protagonist Finn has grown up and The Grabber won’t stay dead. And dead children are calling a phone booth in the middle of nowhere. This time, however, the villain can only attack in dreams a la Freddy Krueger, and he cant be fought on human terms. I have to admit, Ethan Hawke surprised me with how good he is as The Grabber. The other cast members are nothing to sneeze at, the effects are good, and the snowy scenery magnificent. Just for fun, I googled it, and Hawke did some of his own stunts.

The Running Man (2025). Paramount+. I wish I’d seen this on the big screen because the action scenes deserve it. And there were a lot of them. If I had to sum up the movie in one word, it would be exciting. I found myself making noises – always the sign of a good film – and at one point, literally ducked when something fell from a rooftop. In a dystopian future, a man needs cash for his daughter’s medicine, so he signs up for a game show that offers a big cash prize, but also certain death. Along the way, he also uncovers corruption behind the scenes. It has an excellent cast including Colman Domingo and Josh Brolin, the special effects were incredible, and the fast-paced action was one good time.

https://www.polygon.com/the-running-man-streaming-paramount-stephen-king-movie/

https://www.undertheradarmag.com/reviews/the_running_man

https://alisechaffins.substack.com/p/the-running-man-review-2025

11.22.63. Netflix. A man goes back in time to try and stop John F. Kennedy’s assassination. His mentor in time travel tells him, if you f*** with history, history will f*** with you, and it does. An amazing story with tons of twists and turns. And James Franco doing another stellar job as time traveler Jack Epping. I’d read the source material by Stephen King a while ago and loved it. I haven’t finished watching this 8-part series, but I like what I’ve seen so far. Great cast, great acting, great story, and I especially love the time period stuff.

https://www.slashfilm.com/2068646/jj-abrams-stephen-king-miniseries-11-22-63-streaming-netflix/

https://www.bgr.com/2073972/james-franco-stephen-king-time-travel-miniseries-11-22-63-streaming-netflix/

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

All the TV premiere dates.

https://ew.com/2026-tv-premiere-dates-11854588

🏆 The Award Might Go To…

Hear me out. While I’m ecstatic about Sinners, it seems unfair that Wicked: For Good was totally shut out. Yep, it probably shouldn’t have been split into two parts (although who wants to sit through a four hour film?) and I get that it got a turn last year, but this film actually had the more interesting part of the story and the CGI animals deserve their own special Oscar. As does the sweater Elphaba wears during As Long As You’re Mine.

https://ew.com/2026-oscar-nominations-announced-full-list-11889037

I would pay good money for that sweater.

https://people.com/wicked-costumer-says-elphabas-cardigan-going-viral-is-compliment-exclusive-11871960

🐾 Love Is Where You Find It…

🐶 Finding love on the red carpet.

https://people.com/sharon-stone-adopts-rescue-puppy-from-astra-awards-11884878

🗽 I saw him on the news – amazing idea!

https://people.com/pet-influencer-helps-rescue-dogs-find-homes-with-back-rides-in-nyc-exclusive-11869427

👰🏻‍♀️ Can’t say I blame her. Chances are, he won’t cheat.

https://people.com/rilo-kiley-singer-jenny-lewis-marries-her-dog-for-50th-birthday-11883843

🐕 I can identify. Sometimes my house looks like it’s boobytrapped.

https://people.com/chloe-fineman-shares-hilariously-relatable-puppy-proofing-tips-after-family-welcomes-new-dog-11878215

📢 Quotes of the Week

If I see it, I’m going to eat it.Madison LaCroy, Southern Charm

The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts. – Marcus Aurelius

If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first. – Mark Twain (Don’t let Madison see it.)

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. – Benjamin Franklin

We are all ordinary. We are all boring. We are all spectacular. We are all shy. We are all bold. We are all heroes. We are all helpless. It just depends on the day. – Brad Meltzer

Ending an eight-paragraph rant about his family’s dirty laundry with ‘all we want is privacy’ is all I need to know. – Alana Hadid, in reference to Brooklyn Beckham’s Instagram post about his family

Taking risks doesn’t mean shirking responsibility, but embracing possibilities. – Vick Hope

This guy always has tabouli on him like it’s Werther’s Original. – Reza Farahan, The Valley: Persian Style

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. – Martin Luther King Jr.

❄️ Like Stars Filling the Dark Trees…

Until next time, stay safe; stay not buying every roll of toilet paper because it’s going to snow; and stay taking any excuse to make a red sauce.

January 16, 2026 – GH Weekdays, The Verdict Is In, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, The Spin On Thrones, News Of the Globe, Show Doggies, A Half-Dozen Plus One Quotes & Dreamin’

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🥢 Weekday Nibbles…                                                                      

Monday: 

At the stable, Cody and Felicia looked for James’s riding gloves, and Felicia found them. Felicia said she and Mac thought he and Molly were a wonderful couple and so did James. Cody said, everyone did, except Molly.

At the Port Charles Grill, Molly told Kristina that she’d managed to ruin an otherwise perfect evening with Cody.

Tracy said she was reinstating her father’s tradition of family cocktail hour. It gave them the opportunity to socialize. Ned said the vodka in his drink was a little light, and Tracy said it was soda with lime. Ned said some doctors thought it was beneficial to have a drink, but Brook said, some thought it should be avoided completely. Ned wondered what the point of surviving was if it wasn’t to enjoy life, and Olivia said they had more time to spend together as a family. Ned said alcohol made it more palatable.

Wiley asked if Jacinda played video games, and she said she’d had 5000 followers on Twitch. Wiley asked if they could play his new game tomorrow.

Drew and Willow got home, and Drew said Carly spilling the drink on him was humiliating, but Willow suggested letting it go. He said he couldn’t do that, and tried to get romantic with Willow, but she said the stain would set and ran off with his shirt.

Kai asked Alexis if it would be confidential, and Trina said she was putting what Alexis had done to her mom aside because they needed help. Alexis asked who they thought shot Congressman Caine, and Kai said they didn’t think. They knew it was Willow. Trina said they knew because they were there that night.

Cody told Felicia that Molly couldn’t say no fast enough, but he said yes. He thought New Year’s Eve was the start of something special, but he guessed Molly didn’t think so.

Kristina said Molly and Cody had sex in Turner’s office? and Molly told her to say it louder. Some of the men in the restroom didn’t hear it. She didn’t need Kristina judging her. Kristina said she was celebrating Molly, but Molly said it was already over. Kristina asked what went wrong, and Molly said she did.

Jacinda made a game date with Wiley for next Monday, and Michael took him up to bed.

Tracy said Judge Golden had signed off on a court order requiring Drew to return the family’s possessions or face an invasive audit. Olivia said, all fighting Drew brought was misery, and Ned flashed back to his heart attack. Olivia asked if they really needed old tchotchkes, but Tracy said some of the items came over on the Mayflower. Olivia suggested making peace, but Ned said, absolutely not. Not after he… Tracy asked, what did Drew do?

Nina went to see Willow and asked how she was feeling after her testimony. Drew said his testimony set hers up perfectly. There was no way Willow wouldn’t get acquitted.

Alexis asked if they saw Willow shoot Drew, but Kai said they’d hidden in the bedroom. Alexis asked what they were doing there, and Trina said they were looking for evidence of Drew blackmailing her mother. When they were in the bedroom, they heard gunshots. Alexis asked if they saw Willow fleeing the scene, but Kai said they never actually saw her, and Trina said they heard her.

Felicia suggested talking to Molly, but Cody said he hadn’t heard from her. He thought he’d scared her off since her break-up with TJ was still fresh. He couldn’t get her out of his head.

Molly told Kristina about saying she wasn’t Cody’s girlfriend and that she hadn’t heard from him. She just blurted it out and now they were over. Kristina said it was just miscommunication. Just clear it up.

Michael suggested he and Jacinda go out. He’d do anything to avoid Tracy’s cocktail hour. She told him, say no more, and he took her hand.

Tracy asked again what Drew did, and Ned told them about their confrontation outside Bobbie’s before his heart attack. He’d found it harder to breath and collapsed. Drew said he was faking it and walked away. Tracy said, Drew left him to die?

Nina told Willow that she’d been worried, but Alexis managed to turn things around. Drew said, as soon as Alexis pointed the finger at Michael, everything fell into place, when Martin came to the door with the court order. Drew said they’d show Tracy what she could do with the court order, and they left. Nina said she thought Drew would never leave… Sorry. Willow said, don’t be sorry. She felt exactly the same way.

Alexis asked what they heard, and Kai and Trina told her about the ringtone. Trina said they’d deduced it could be the shooter’s phone, and Alexis suggested Michael, but Trina said they’d arranged for Wiley to call him. Kai said Michael’s ringtone was Wiley’s voice, and Trina said Willow got a call from Wiley. Kai said Willow’s ringtone was Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.

Michael and Jacinda saw Kristina at the PC Grill, and Jacinda said Kristina’s brother had forgiven her for lying. Michael asked if Kristina wanted to hang out with them, and Jacinda said they’d love for her to join them in a drink.

Alexis said a ringtone alone proved nothing, and Trina said, not if you factored in the other evidence. Kai said Willow lied with her first alibi and her second alibi was thin, and Trina said Turner had other inadmissible evidence. Kai said the gun was found in Willow’s room, and Alexis said asked why Willow would marry Drew if she shot him. Trina wondered if Willow married him to cover her tracks or to throw people off, but in throwing away GH’s credo that two things can be true, Alexis said, all this time, Willow fooled everyone. Instead of being a warm, kind mother and nurse, she was a cold-blooded killer who shot a man in the back twice. (As I always say, even Ted Bundy had a mother.)

Nina said Willow didn’t love Drew and now it seemed like she disliked him, but Willow said he’d just been overly attentive and she needed breathing room. Nina said he almost destroyed case with his unhinged performance, and Willow said instead of defending her, he attacked Michael. Nina said it seemed obvious that Michael shot Drew and tried to pin the crime on her innocent daughter.

Ned said he loved them, but they could be a lot, and Olivia said she never aspired to be a little. Tracy said Ned had been waiting to weaponize it against Drew, and he said he learned from the master. She said he still should have told them, and Chase said, by now, Drew knew Ned wasn’t faking. Did he apologize? Ned said, not one word, and Olivia said Drew left him to die. There was a commotion in the foyer, and the group went out to find Yuri trying to keep Drew and Martin from coming in. Tracy called Yuri off.

Felicia asked if Cody planned never to speak to Molly again, and he said if he could swing it. He couldn’t think of anything worse than the let’s-just-be-friends speech. Molly arrived, and Felicia said she was just leaving. When she was gone, they both said they were sorry at the same time.

Michael told Kristina not to be mad at Alexis, and Kristina said she didn’t agree with Alexis’s tactic of throwing him under the bus. Wiley called Michael and he stepped away. Jacinda said she was glad she and Kristina were alone. It gave her a chance to apologize.

Ned said they’d take it from there, and Yuri left. Tracy asked what Drew and Martin were doing at the house, and Drew said, her ridiculous court order. Martin would appeal and tie it up in court for years. Tracy said it wasn’t in Martin’s best interest. She’d have him brought up on fraud charges for forging Monica’s will. Drew asked if she’d do the same with Ronnie… He didn’t think so. Tracy suddenly realized that it was Martin who sent the note.

Willow said she nearly had a panic attack, and Nina said she handled it beautifully. Willow said, everything she did, she did for her kids.

Kai told Alexis that there were muddy footprints by the backdoor and they heard the shooter leave that way. Willow used it all the time to avoid the press. Tracy said they left the bedroom and Kai picked up the bat, and Alexis said, that’s why the bat was there. Kai said he dropped it when they saw Drew. Then they realized Drew was still alive. Trina said they were going to call 911, but saw headlights and ran, and Kai said he left the bat. Alexis asked why they didn’t say something sooner, and Trina said they’d have to explain why they were there, and at the time, Drew was blackmailing her mom. Alexis said now it was public knowledge, and Kai asked what Alexis was going to do. Alexis said, absolutely nothing.

Molly told Kristina that things were awkward and she panicked. She’d thought it was what Cody wanted to hear. An honest answer would have been, she’d like to be Cody’s girlfriend, but now it was too late.

Kristina said Jacinda had nothing to apologize for, but Jacinda said she never should have taken the money and should have left town. Her staying made it worse for Kristina’s brother. She returned the money and it was at Michael’s house. Kristina asked if that meant Jacinda was staying for good, but Jacinda said that remained to be seen. Kristina said she hoped so, for her brother’s sake, when Michael came back. He said Wiley couldn’t sleep and asked for 30 more minutes of Tron to work on beating Jacinda. Kristina said she knew Michael was putting up a good front, but was he worried about the potential charges for attempted murder?

Alexis said Trina and Kai’s story was compelling, but didn’t prove anything. It was her obligation to defend her client. Trina asked if her obligation wasn’t to make sure justice prevailed, and Alexis said she had a judicial responsibility to defend her client to the best of her ability. Kai said, this was a mistake. They should have gone to the police and still could. Alexis said they’d implicate themselves in a crime they committed by their own admission. That’s why they came to her. Had they shared it with anyone? Trina said, no, and Alexis reminded them again that if they went to the police, they’d be implicating themselves.

Willow said the only thing that kept her going was the hope of being reunited with Wiley and Amelia, and Nina said she would be. Did she think it was true that Drew paid off Judge Haran? Willow said Drew insisted it was Michael and she prayed that was the truth. She was counting Drew to regain custody. Nina said Willow didn’t need Drew, and if they divorced, she stood a better chance. If they took Michael away for attempted murder, she wouldn’t need Drew at all.

Tracy said Martin was the reason she had to testify against Michael. Admit it, you worm. Like the coward he was, he sent an anonymous note. Martin said he didn’t know what she was talking about, but Brook said it didn’t matter. Drew did nothing when her father collapsed from a heart attack. Drew said he’d thought Ned was faking, and Brook said he’d caused the heart attack, then refused to help. What kind of monster was he? Drew said they were being overdramatic, when Olivia stood on the stairs and cocked a big gun.

Olivia said Drew left her husband to die like a dog and the only reason she wasn’t pulling the trigger was because Ned was still alive. If he knew what was good for him, Drew and his bootlicking barrister would vacate the premises immediately. Drew said she wouldn’t shoot him in front of her son-in-law cop, but Chase said he was suspended and they were trespassing. Martin said he was out of there and left. Olivia said asked if Drew wanted her to finish the job someone else started, and he left. Olivia said the gun wasn’t loaded, but it would be a while before they darkened the Quartermaine doorstep, and Tracy told Olivia to consider the gun hers. She’d earned it.

Molly said, of course (🍷). It was too late. Cody said, too late for takebacks. She said it and he heard it. She wanted to be his girlfriend, and he’d like to be her boyfriend. They kissed and he carried her upstairs.

Alexis said she’d pretend they never had this conversation, and Kai told Trina that they said what they needed to say. He left and Trina followed after staring daggers at Alexis. In the hallway, Trina said Alexis didn’t believe them, but Kai said she didn’t want to believe them. What did they do now?

Michael said, no more trial talk. Let’s have fun. He, Jacinda, and Kristina clinked glasses.

Willow said one she got through the trial, she’d figure out how to get her kids back, and Nina said, whatever Willow decided, she’d support her, emotionally and financially. Willow said it was good to know she had options. Cutting ties with Drew wasn’t that simple. They were far from finished.

Alexis looked through the phone records, and called a number. Wiley answered, but said he didn’t know her and wasn’t supposed to talk to strangers. He hung up and Alexis closed her eyes.

Tuesday:

Jacinda went to court with Michael, who said he wanted her to be with him. She said she wanted to be with him too.

Curtis found Trina in the courtroom and he said, if Willow was found guilty, it could be bad news for Michael and Aurora. Why did she still care about the case?

Sidwell asked Jordan to be at the trial. He was starting to think Drew wasn’t the politician he wanted in DC and he typically got what he wanted.

Britt found Marco in an exam room. He’d gotten an appointment with her because a concern had come up. They were falling behind the competition. Britt asked why they couldn’t leave her alone, but Marco said he didn’t see that happening.

Pascal told Anna to stand up, face the wall, and put her hands where he could see them. He brought in some food, and when she picked up a glass, it slipped from her hand. He wondered why she was so clumsy, and she said something was wrong.

Valentin told Carly that he needed her to search Jack’s hotel room.

Dante found Jack at the courthouse and asked if the WSB tampered with the evidence. Jack feigned ignorance.

Ava decided to see how Nina was holding up, and Nina said she was jumping out of her skin. She wasn’t sure Willow’s testimony was enough to undo the damage Drew did.

Drew told Willow that no one could doubt her and the jury would say she was innocent.

Alexis went to the office and found Diane there. She said she needed to speak to her attorney with the privilege that came with that. She couldn’t defend her client anymore. Willow shot Drew.

Trina told Curtis that Kai needed to be there to look like he was supporting Drew and she was there supporting Kai. He said, everyone needed someone to lean on, when Jordan walked in.

Alexis said she found out last night and needed to recuse herself, and Diane said if she stepped down, there would be a mistrial. Alexis said, someone was at the house that night hiding in the bedroom and heard Willow’s ringtone for Wiley, and Diane said walk her through it. Alexis showed her the back-up paperwork and said, the call hadn’t been answered, so she thought it was immaterial, but when she called it, Wiley answered. Add the traffic cam footage, and Willow was in the vicinity. Diane said the arguments were compelling, but Alexis would be disbarred if she said anything in closing arguments.

Dante told Jack about the missing evidence. He’d been an agent and the WSB was one of the few who could hack into a system like theirs, but he couldn’t figure out a reason they’d do it.

Ava said Willow wouldn’t need Drew anymore, but Nina said Willow wasn’t ready to let Drew go.

Drew said when Michael went to prison Willow would get full custody.

Carly said she wasn’t a trained agent and told him how she’d gotten caught trying to plant a bug in Jack’s office. He said, do better this time, and she said if Jack caught her, he’d never trust her again. Valentin said, don’t get caught.

Britt said they needed a lab, and Marco said his father set up a state-of-the-art lab on Spoon Island.

Anna told Pascal that her hand went numb and explained about her cancer. She required regular phlebotomy treatments and needed one now. She was no use to them if she was dead.

Jack assured Dante that they weren’t interested in Willow, but maybe Drew convinced someone in the PCPD to do it. Dante said the WSB and PCPD had worked together before and brought up Anna, but Jack said he had nothing to do with that.

Britt asked how she would explain going to Spoon Island. If Lucas got a hint of what they were doing, he and Marco would be over. Marco told her not to use Lucas to threaten him.

Valentin said Carly was only person Jack trusted. He’d be careful not to keep incriminating documents in his office. He kept hard copies and she was to take a picture of anything damning or top secret. Once they knew what Sidwell was working on, they could incriminate Jack and exonerate him. Then Jack would be the one rotting in Steinmauer. Or she could continue to sleep with a man she despised.

Trina went to look for Kai, and Jordan said it sounded like Trina might consider her and Curtis a unit. Sidwell had asked her to come, and she knew he’d be here. Curtis said she was distracting, and Jordan told him, try extra hard to pay attention.

Drew whined about where Alexis was just to be a pita.

Nina asked why Jacinda wasn’t at work, but Jacinda had everything covered. She and Michael went into the courtroom.

Drew’s phone rang and he left to take the call. Willow saw Michael and Jacinda come in.

Diane said it was Alexis’s duty to defend her client, and Alexis said she knew Michael didn’t do it. What if Willow was acquitted and Michael was arrested? Her gut told her that the jury would acquit Willow unless she used her closing to tell them what really happened.

Britt said she couldn’t get to Spoon Island in secret, but Marco said he could arrange for transport. Or she could reside at Windymere. They had her medicine and she was indebted to them. Come up with a cover story. He left.

Carly agreed, and Valentin said he’d get her a scanner to check for bugs. He told her Jack’s usual hiding places and said he wouldn’t be there when she got back. He was paying a visit to Windymere. Carly was concerned he’d get caught.

Pascal told Sidwell about Anna and said he thought it was legit. Ava showed up at Windymere to see Sidwell. She asked if Lucy was around since she was jelly, but Sidwell said that was Lucy’s problem.

Trina and Kai wondered where Alexis was.

Dante told Turner that Jack denied involvement, but he didn’t trust him. She asked if he didn’t want to consider someone closer, and he said he didn’t think Chase did it, but now he wasn’t so certain. Turner said she agreed, and Dante said he was still looking into it. She told him, find the leak and shut it down.

Willow was shocked to see Michael and Jacinda, and Drew said, don’t let him get to her. He was there because when you were guilty, the best thing to do was hold your head high and proclaim your innocence.

Diane said if Alexis did that, it was definitely unethical and would result in a mistrial, not conviction. She didn’t want to lose her license again. Alexis said a would-be murderer married the victim to cover it up. Since her daughter wasn’t there to protect Scout, she had to. Diane asked what would happen when Alexis wasn’t able to protect Scout because Scout was excised from her life? Drew seemed to think he and Willow were an epic love story and would never believe she was guilty because the evidence was circumstantial. Alexis said she knew Willow did it. How could she tell the jury otherwise? Diane said not all of their clients were angels and she wanted Alexis to look at the whole picture. What was more important, Scout’s future or her duty as a lawyer? Alexis said her granddaughter’s future, and Diane said, if that was her priority, she knew exactly what she had to do.

Alexis arrived at court, and Drew bitched at her. Judge Sullivan came in.

Carly knocked at Jack’s room, but there was no answer. She went inside.

Ava said Sidwell had been interested in a Columbian artist whose pieces were hard to come by, and five new pieces were going on the market. She’d arranged for a video chat with the artist, and Sidwell suggested they go to his study for a larger screen.

Carly took the bug scanner out of her bag.

Turner gave her closing argument, saying, it was premeditated. Willow chose to take the gun and kept it, biding her time. On September 2nd, 2025, she stopped considering and took action. She’d learned Judge Haran had been killed and believed her visitation hearing would be delayed. It was clear that her ex wouldn’t let her near her kids as long as she was with the congressman and as they saw on the stand, Drew was clear he wasn’t letting Willow go. If he was going to be in her children’s lives, Willow needed to take matters into her own hands – and she did. She drove to Drew’s house, let herself in, shot him twice in the back, and returned to General Hospital. She stood by when her mother lied, giving her an alibi. It was planned, calculated, and kept with the definition of Willow’s M.O. The day of the wedding, Willow found out Drew had an affair with her mother and waited until they were at the altar to publicly humiliate him. No judgement, but she wasn’t acting rashly. Perhaps she’d intentionally snuck the gun back to Elizabeth’s or never expected a search or thought she’d be considered a suspect. Not the sweet nurse who loved Drew so much that she married him. The defense tried to distract them with another suspect and asked them to have pity on Willow. Anything so they didn’t look at the facts. And the facts say Willow Tait (whose name I’ve been spelling wrong for years) is guilty.

Carly checked Jack’s room for bugs and found paperwork underneath the bottom of a drawer. She spread it out on the coffee table and took photos.

Alexis gave her closing argument, saying her client was innocent. She was a pillar of the community, a loving wife, and a loving, dedicated mother to two children she missed dearly. She’d made mistakes, falling in love with another man while she was married. Her ex was extremely bitter and angry, angry enough to keep Drew away from his children permanently. He shot Drew with his great-grandfather’s gun and planted it in Willow’s things. They heard Tracy’s testimony that she saw him at Drew’s house that night and heard from Elizabeth that Michael had been alone at her house. The question they must ask themselves was why someone who attempted murder would hang onto the thing that tied them to the crime. The only piece of evidence that tied Willow to the crime was the gun. The question they needed to ask themselves was, when did Willow take the gun? She hadn’t lived at the Quartermaines’ for some time, but Michael had lived there since he came back from Germany. Willow had every opportunity… Alexis apologized, saying her client was foremost in her mind and continued. Michael had every opportunity and reason to shoot Drew. He despised Drew who broke up his marriage to her client, who only wanted a chance to be with her children. Why do something that would put her in a situation that would keep her away permanently? Her client was innocent and framed by her ex. She just wanted a chance to be with her children. Find her innocent and give her the chance. She deserved it.

Pascal looked in at Anna, who was lying on the floor. She didn’t answer him and he went inside. He checked for a pulse, and she grabbed his gun.

The judge said he wanted a unanimous verdict and dismissed the jury for deliberation. Trina said, Willow might get away with this, and Drew told Willow that she’d be a free woman. Kai and Trina stared at Alexis.

Carly heard Britt and Jack in the hallway. Britt said she needed to speak with Jack. They could do it there or in his room. They went in, and Carly hid in the bathroom and put on a robe. Britt said Jack’s strategy for her getting information to him wouldn’t work.

Valentin snuck around Windymere and felt around under the fireplace. Ava came in and said if he was looking for the passageway switch, she’d gotten rid of it. She wondered if Sidwell knew he was harboring a fugitive.

Anna got the better of Pascal and held his own gun on him.

Dante told Turner that she’d had a good closing, but Turner said they didn’t have all the evidence, and it was far from a slam dunk. Drew told Nina that it was a smart move hiring Alexis. She’d argued brilliantly and got Michael convicted. It was playing out how he’d promised Willow it would.

In the hallway, Michael told Jacinda that Turner gave the jury the facts, while Alexis went with feelings so the jury would feel sorry for Willow. He prayed they’d see who Willow really was.

Willow thanked Alexis, who said, don’t thank her yet. Willow said if she went free, it would all be because of her.

Wednesday:

Carly heard Britt and Jack coming into his room, and hid in the bathroom, grabbing a robe. Britt told Jack that his strategy to get Sidwell’s info wouldn’t work. They’d be watching her and there was no way she could sneak anything out. He said her options were limited, and she said Sidwell wanted her to finish her work on Spoon Island.

Ava caught Valentin looking for the passageway trigger and said she’d gotten rid of it. She asked if Sidwell knew he was harboring a fugitive, and Valentin said Sidwell hadn’t mentioned she was paying a visit. They went way back

Anna backed up out the door and a hulk grabbed her in a chokehold. She passed out.

Jason went to the hospital looking for Britt, and Elizabeth said she’d be back later. She asked if Jason was upset that she had compassion for Willow. Some people thought it meant she was taking sides against Michael.

Alexis found Sonny in her office, and he asked if she was okay. She said she had a headache and had a good idea why he was there. She’d implicated his son for a crime he didn’t commit.

Sonny asked if she didn’t think Michael was guilty, and Alexis said it didn’t matter what she thought. He said she had alternatives, and she said, Portia worked out well. It ruined Portia’s life and made her out to be a monster. Drew was holding her grandchild hostage. Unfortunately Michael had means, motive, and opportunity. Sonny asked if Turner would be picking up where she left off, and she apologized, but said her granddaughter was her priority. He asked if that was it and everybody else be damned.

Elizabeth said she hadn’t intended to make Michael look guilty, and Jason said she’d told the truth. He stayed away from the trial so Drew didn’t use him to antagonize Michael. She said they still didn’t know who shot Drew, and he said it was a result of Drew’s actions. He’d pushed a lot of people. Elizabeth wondered how he’d lured Willow back in. She was in denial and not strong enough to admit she was wrong about so much. He said the real victims were the kids, including Scout and Danny.

Sidwell went to Anna’s chamber and hulk said she’d be fine. She’d tried to escape and he’d had to render her unconscious. He gave Pascal back his gun and said, try not to lose this again. <snort> Pascal said he thought she was unconscious, and hulk asked if Anna still had no idea where she was.

Britt said if she got caught, it wouldn’t do them any good, but Jack thought she’d find a way. He told her get out and when she left, he heard the shower. He grabbed his gun. Because intruders are always showering.

Valentin said Sidwell was thrilled with Ava’s art pieces and made it sound like he’d been there all along. He asked about Nina, and told Ava to give her his love… Maybe don’t do that. He talked about the interior renovations and said he wished he was there to ride more. She asked how long he’d be staying, and he said his plans were up in the air. She said Sidwell was on a business call and asked if she should get him, but Valentin said he’d rather she didn’t. They had an agreement that he’d keep a low profile during the day. Sidwell didn’t want the WSB to know he was hiding his old friend. Ava said she had the passageway sealed up, not liking the idea of someone possibly appearing in her living room. She suggested she give Pascal a shout and called to him, but when she turned around, Valentin was gone.

Jack came into the bathroom with his gun, and Carly was doing her makeup.

Alexis asked what Sonny would do in her shoes. Scout wouldn’t see any of her family until she was 18. She was a child and it gave Drew time to turn her against her family. Letting Drew warp her daughter’s child into a copy of himself would kill her. Sonny said Drew wanted to swap out Scout’s family at his son’s expense, and Alexis said, and her own. Sam wasn’t there to fix this, so she had to. Michael was the biological father of his children and could fight for custody. She couldn’t. And just because Willow was acquitted didn’t mean Michael would be charged. Sonny said Michael couldn’t walk away from this because Drew was a congressman. Somebody had to take the fall, and she’d decided it was Michael. She said she’d had no choice even if it meant jeopardizing her friendship with him.

Elizabeth said Scout missed Danny, and Jason said it was hurting Danny too. He felt like he was letting Sam down. Drew had made it clear that Danny couldn’t see Scout again. Drew saw Danny as an extension of him, and hurting Danny was the only way to hurt him. Elizabeth said maybe Willow’s influence would soften Drew if she didn’t go to prison. She had to get back to work, and Jason turned to find Brad there. Brad told him to stay away from Britt.  

Carly said Jack scared her, and he said he’d come close to shooting her. What the hell was she doing there?

Hulk said they had to deal with Anna’s escape attempt, and Sidwell told Pascal to send Ava home. Pascal left, and hulk said this had almost ruined everything. Sidwell said Pascal wouldn’t be fooled again. He’d made Anna think she was in a foreign country by only speaking French. Hulk said, this wasn’t the plan, and Sidwell said Anna had gotten too close and he’d had to improvise. Hulk said it was holding up their operation, and they had to complete Faison’s work. If the lab was ready, having Anna there was a bad idea. They needed a more permanent solution.

Brad said, if Jason cared about Britt, he’d leave her alone, but Jason said that was Britt’s decision. Brad said Jason had broken her heart twice, once by marrying Carly and then when he died. Every time he rescued her – paying her tab at Café Cherie or rescuing her in Croatia – he made her believe she could count on him, but she couldn’t. Carly, Sonny, Michael, and Danny would always come first. Britt joined them and asked what was going on. Jason asked if she had a minute, and Brad said she wasn’t interested. Right, Britt?

Carly said she was sorry. She’d wanted to give Jack a sexy surprise. Jack said it was a bad idea. He’d almost killed her. She said it wouldn’t happen again. Her afternoon was free and she’d wanted to spend it with him. He said she could never do this again, especially with Valentin out there. He was never going to risk letting her get between him and Valentin again. (Um… Did he mean letting Valentin get between him and her? That made it sound like he’s involved with Valentin.)

Pascal said Sidwell sent his apologies, but Ava said she wasn’t going anywhere until she spoke with him. Pascal said it would be some time, but he’d pass along a message, and she said, tell him it was about his houseguest, and she wasn’t referring to Lucas. She’d wait.

Hulk said too many people were aware of their work. There was the explosion at the Five Poppies, Dalton going to the police about the lab break-in, and Dalton’s subsequent disappearance. It jeopardized their project. Sidwell blamed Britt for the Five Poppies and said she’d been working against them. He didn’t think she was reliable. Hulk said Britt was a handful, but understood Faison’s thinking better than anyone. Not just because she was his daughter, but she’d worked side by side with him in his final years. Sidwell said, having Britt and Anna on the island was too risky. What should they do with Anna? Their cover story wouldn’t hold up forever. Hulk said Anna had become more trouble than she was worth.

Sonny said Alexis hadn’t lost his friendship. He wasn’t happy, but he could understand why. Alexis said all of her choices sucked and she’d never be sure she made the right one, and Sonny said he wasn’t sure she’d had the right one. She said she appreciated his understanding, and he said Michael was a grown-up with resources. Scout was a little girl who’d lost her mother and was being kept from her family because her father was a vindictive little man, a sorry pathetic excuse for a human being. Scout deserved to be raised by somebody better, but here they were. She deserved Alexis and her love to counterbalance her father’s pettiness and ugliness. Alexis asked if she could still do that if she compromised her ethics along the way.

Sidwell told hulk that they should keep Britt there too. If she came across Anna, she wouldn’t be able to tell anyone. Hulk said it wasn’t practical. Britt’s sudden disappearance would be a problem and lead to more scrutiny about them. Sidwell said it was a last resort, when Pascal came down. He said Ava had insisted on speaking with Sidwell and he thought Sidwell should hear what she had to say. Sidwell left, and Pascal apologized again. Hulk said Anna wouldn’t be there much longer.

Jason said it wouldn’t take long, and Brad said he needed to talk to Britt. Britt said she’d be right back, and left with Jason. Brad asked if Elizabeth was okay with that.

Jack said Carly needed to understand him and take him seriously. Valentin tried to kill him twice. Carly said she was there. she’d saved his life in Germany. Jack said she’d drunk the poisoned champagne intended for him and he didn’t want to lose her. It was then he realized how deeply he was falling in love with her. She asked if he knew at that moment, but he said he’d always known. She was the smartest, most brilliant, sexiest woman he ever knew, and he didn’t want to lose her. That hadn’t changed. His phone dinged, and she said, work? He said, sorry. He couldn’t stay.

Jason asked if Britt wanted to go out with him tonight.

Jack promised to make it up to Carly, and she told him, go save the world. He said she was his world and she saved him. They kissed and she left. She looked sick in the hallway.

Sidwell said he was sorry to keep Ava waiting, and she told him that his purchase was complete. She’d run into his houseguest on her way out. He had every right to his privacy, but he could trust her. He said he wasn’t following, and she said she knew it was none of her business, but did he think it was a good idea helping Valentin Cassadine?

Hulk said Anna was coming to and told Pascal, stick to protocol. Keep his distance and always remember Anna was smarter than him. (Ha-ha!)

Anna yelled, asking who was keeping her there. What did they want? She struggled to get up and fell again. Watching through the window, Pascal said, bravo! He wouldn’t fall for her tricks again. He left.

Elizabeth told Brad that she didn’t think Britt was right for Jason, but it wasn’t their business. She thought it would end in disaster, but they couldn’t do anything about it. They shouldn’t do anything about it. Britt would resent Brad if he manipulated the situation. Be her friend. If she confided in him, listen, but otherwise, stay out of it.

Britt said, define out, and Jason said, going out somewhere together. Spending time together, just them. Britt wondered if he was going to interrogate her, but he said, no interrogation. She asked if it was about the kiss on New Year’s Eve, and he said it was. She said she wasn’t jumping into bed with him, but he said he didn’t expect her to. He liked seeing her on New Year’s Eve and would like to see her again.

Alexis said she knew she was putting her self-interest above everyone else’s and it was the last thing she should be doing, but Sonny said it didn’t matter why she wanted Willow to go free. She was a defense attorney and had to do her job to the best of her ability. But she was only one piece in the courtroom. The jury would tell her. If they came back and said Willow wasn’t guilty, at least she wasn’t a danger to the community. She said she hoped not, and he said he didn’t see Willow as capable of shooting Drew. She said, what if she did it? and Sonny said he thought there was a thin line between love and hate. Even good people could be pushed to do bad things.

Britt said she enjoyed New Year’s Eve too, and Jason said, so let’s go out on a date. She asked if it was an official date, and he said it was if it got her to say yes. When was she free? She told him that she hadn’t said yes yet. Where were they going? He said she’d have to trust him.

Ava said Valentin acted like he was Sidwell’s guest and knew she was his art dealer, and Sidwell asked if Valentin threatened her. She said, not at all. He was quite pleasant. She suspected he was lying and played along. Sidwell commended her for her cool head and discretion, and she wondered if Valentin had been hiding there all this time. He said he’d have security do a sweep, and she said, not the PCPD? He said he preferred to deal with such matters directly and not get the police involved unless absolutely necessary, and asked her not to mention she saw Valentin. She said, of course (🍷). She understood completely. He could count on her.

There was a knock at Jack’s door, and he opened it to hulk. He said, Director Cullum, please come in. They needed to discuss the Valentin situation. Cullum said they’d lost Anna Devane. (How careless of them!)

Carly gave Valentin her phone and told him what happened. She asked how his field trip to Windymere was, and he said Ava saw him. He asked if this was all she got, and she said it was all there was. He said that couldn’t be right, and she asked what he meant about Ava seeing him. He said he got in fine through the access tunnel he’d created, but when he’d searched for the existing tunnel system, the passageway had been blocked and sealed. Ava showed up, but he convinced her that Sidwell was allowing him to hide out there and he got out. Carly said this was a disaster, but he told her, relax. Her name didn’t come up and he wasn’t followed. The authorities already knew he was in Port Charles. It’s not like the situation had changed. Carly had heard Britt tell Jack that she’d be working at Windymere. Sidwell wasn’t going to want the police involved. Whatever he was hiding was on Spoon Island.

Anna struggled to get up and made it to the couch. She realized her nose was bleeding and said, oh God, no.

Thursday:

Jack asked what Cullum meant by losing Anna, and Cullum said she’d vanished on assignment. Jack asked the nature of her assignment, and Cullum said, here’s a hint. When Anna is in play, all roads lead to Cesar Faison.

Lulu brought James to the hospital with a head injury and Nathan showed up.

Emma told Gio that winter was not in the apartment.

Martin went to Laura’s office and said he’d had another incident involving Tracy.

Chase went to the solarium and said Yuri told him that Tracy wanted to see him. Tracy asked if he was cheating on her granddaughter.

Carly and Josslyn were at the hatchet range, and Carly said they hadn’t had a girls’ night in forever. Josslyn said it was the price they paid for busy schedules and asked, what was Carly’s excuse? Carly said between Bobbie’s and the MetroCourt, she’d been burning the candle at both ends. What about Josslyn? Josslyn said it was school, school, and more school. She threw a hatchet and got a bullseye, and Carly wondered when Josslyn got such great aim. Jason and Britt came in.

Carly said she couldn’t believe Jason and Britt were on a date, and Britt told Jason their date was ruined before it began. Carly was short circuiting and they were surrounded by weapons. Jason said he’d talk to Carly and say they were there together, and Britt said it was an official date. He said it didn’t matter what Carly thought, and Britt went to get drinks. Jason went over to Carly and said, get it out. She asked what the hell he was doing there with Britt.

Jack said Faison’s brain was in a jar and Anna knew this, but Cullum said his network lived on and was very much operational. Jack said reinstatement after expulsion was rare, and Cullum said Anna was unpredictable and volatile where Faison was concerned, but the higher ups believed she had inside knowledge. Jack said Anna had known Faison longer than anyone, and Cullum said the evidence suggested she’d disappeared by choice.

Emma told Gio that the thermostat was stuck on 86 and repair guys were working on it, but she wasn’t sure when it would be fixed. There was no reason they both had to sweat it out. Gio said it was like hot yoga without the yoga and asked if she remembered what she told him on the footbridge. She said, where you go I go, and he said, where you sweat, I sweat.

James said it was the best skating he’d ever done, and Lulu said until he took a header. She should have called Nathan first thing. Nathan said Officer Jeffers saw it and told him, when Isaiah came out. James said he was skating and fell, and Isaiah said they’d take x-rays, but first had to clean the wound and check for a concussion. He’d need a parent or guardian to sign the paperwork. He left with James, and Nathan followed. He asked if Lulu was coming.

Martin said he was on the patio and happened to hear Tracy and Michael, and Laura asked if he was waiting for them to invite him in. He said, they were talking about lying to the cops and perjuring themselves in court, and she said, he didn’t. He said of course (🍷) he did. It was his civic duty. Willow was innocent. Laura asked if Tracy knew, and he said Tracy was on the warpath. She said she loved him very much, but couldn’t take any more of him fighting with Tracy. It had to stop. He asked how she intended to stop it, and she said Tracy had to be dealt with head on.

Chase said, of course (🍷) not, and Tracy said, never or yet? He asked what she was talking about, and she said, Willow Cain. He’d conducted an investigation outside the parameters of his job and against Brook’s advice, then got suspended. He said he didn’t regret it. Willow was innocent and keeping the kids from her was wrong. Tracy said Willow was a grown woman with a good lawyer. His loyalty to Willow had to stop before it negatively impacted his marriage. He said her insinuating he’d cheat was ridiculous, when Brook walked in and asked what the hell was going on.

Tracy said she was telling Brook’s husband that she was concerned about their marriage, and Chase said Tracy had accused him of infidelity. Tracy said she hadn’t accused him, she’d questioned him, when her phone rang. Laura asked if she could stop by, and Tracy said she’d be right there.

Jason said he didn’t see how it affected Carly, and Carly said she didn’t want to see him heartbroken, but it was his call. Britt sat down with Josslyn and said she just wanted to have a good time. Josslyn said Carly and Jason were just talking, and Britt said about her and how wrong she was for Jason. She asked Josslyn to put a muzzle on Carly, but Josslyn said, no. And why would she do anything for Britt? Britt said maybe because she could tell Josslyn’s mom that she was a WSB agent secretly working for her mom’s boyfriend.

Jack said, Anna would never leave her granddaughter behind, but Cullum said Anna didn’t think rationally where Faison was concerned. Time and again she prioritized the mission over her family, especially if Faison was in the mix. Jack asked if he had evidence, and Cullum said the photo Jack had asked him to check out was a fake.

Emma told Gio that she was worried about her grandma. She’d missed the holidays completely, which was unlike her, and there was no indication of when she was coming back. He asked if anyone else had heard from her, and Emma said her parents got a short text on Christmas day. She didn’t think her grandma would be gone this long and she’d been feeling alone. Gio said she always had him.

In the exam room, Lulu found some lollipops and gave one to Nathan. She said she was sorry and felt responsible, but he said it was an accident, and accidents could happen anywhere with anyone, including him. It wasn’t James’s first time in the ER, and he guessed it wouldn’t be the last. Lulu was a good mom. She was wonderful with James and James trusted her. With Maxie away, that meant everything. Lulu said she’d always be there for James. It was more about paying it forward. She loved James, but Maxie had taken good care of her when she was in a coma, and she’d do anything to repay that debt.

Brook said she’d always have Chase’s back, and Chase said he’d never cheat ever. He wouldn’t even think about it. She said she knew that, but her grandmother wasn’t entirely wrong.

Emma said she’d been there a year, and Gio said her grandmother knew she could take care of herself. She said the secrecy thing felt off, and he said he was sure Anna had her reasons and would tell Emma when she got back. Until then, she had him to distract her. He picked up a bag and said, dinner? She said they could reschedule. The tropics weren’t for everyone. He told her that they’d said Bobbie’s and Hulu and that’s what they were going to do.

Jason said they were there to have a good time, and Carly said she didn’t like Britt for him. He said he felt the same way about Brennan, but his opinion didn’t matter, and she said Britt was involved in something dangerous. If he got hurt, Danny could lose the one parent he had left. He said she wasn’t wrong, but deep down, Britt was a good person even if she didn’t see it. She said Britt saved Josslyn and she did see it, but Britt was reverting to the old Britt, and he said, let her be tonight, please. She told him to stick to his target and she’d stick to hers.

Josslyn said she’d do her best to referee, but Britt and Jason could leave. They were there first. Britt asked where Josslyn’s boyfriend was – Mr. Nash – and Josslyn said he’d been reassigned. Britt said, savage, and Josslyn said Jack didn’t mess around. He got what he wanted whether you liked it or not.

Cullum told Jack that he needed to know what had been uncovered with Faison’s network in Port Charles.

Carly told Josslyn that she wanted Jason to be happy, but Britt was bad news. She was a wild card.

Britt threw a hatchet, getting close to the bullseye, and Jason asked if she’d been practicing. She said her last boyfriend was a lumberjack and thanked him for convincing her to stay. She was having a good time. He said he was too.

Emma made mojitos and thanked Gio for bringing dinner. He thanked her for inviting him. They’d be talking about this night for years to come. She said, cheers to that, and they clinked glasses. He said he had a confession to make. All summer long, when he saw her at the pool or anywhere, he wanted to do this. He kissed her.

Tracy arrived at Laura’s office and when she saw Martin, she said she might not have come if she’d known the company Laura was keeping. Martin said, always a pleasure, but Tracy said, never once on her end. He should be dealing with the inmates in Lodi. Laura said she thought it was time for Tracy to move forward with the fraud charges against her brother.

Brook said she didn’t doubt Chase’s love, and they put on a united front, but she wasn’t blind. It wasn’t him that she didn’t trust. It was Willow. They’d been close once. Chase said they were married, and she said, exactly. Willow knew him and was in the perfect position to play him. Willow was taking advantage of him and he didn’t see it. He said she must think he was a fool.

Nathan told Lulu that it wasn’t the first time James had gotten hurt and his reckless behavior couldn’t be a pattern. How did he enforce that… Lulu said, without crushing his adventurous spirit? Rocco thought he was invincible at James’s age. She tried to teach him to make better choices and trust him to put them into practice. Nathan said, and if he didn’t? and she said she had to follow through with consequences if her expectations weren’t met. He said he and James were just figuring out who they were to each other and he didn’t want to ruin it, but she said he wouldn’t. Children needed boundaries. It made them feel safe. Being away for a long time, she felt the same way about Rocco and Charlotte. He thanked her for the advice and said he’d see if he could follow through, and she said he had this.

Britt got a bullseye and so did Jason. They threw hatchets while there was a song part. Britt won the round and suggested they up the stakes. Jason asked what she had in mind, and she said, a wager. The loser owed the winner a kiss and the winner got to choose when to collect. He said she was on.

Josslyn asked if Carly ever thought her worry for Jason was tied up in how she felt about Jack. She was very hurt when Josslyn told her that Vaughn was a WSB agent and said Jack had been putting her in danger. Was she trying to make it right? Carly asked if Josslyn was saying she wanted to be right about Britt, and Josslyn said, maybe. Carly said she and Jack worked through their situation and were back on track. He wouldn’t lie to her again. Josslyn asked how she was sure, since he was a spy, and Carly asked how she knew so much about spies.

Jack told Cullum that his information was limited. He had pieces, but not the whole picture. Faison’s research had been linked to Sidwell and another unidentified partner. Dalton had also been linked to it, but was MIA, and two of Faison’s dead children had resurfaced. Possibly one of them had the key. Cullum said he’d asked for results, but Jack gave him theories. He demanded full disclosure. Jack said, with all due respect, Cullum wasn’t get answers from him.

Chase told Brook that Willow had been through hell. He was sorry the PCPD messed up, but he couldn’t stand by and do nothing. It wasn’t fair to Willow. Brook said Chase wasn’t responsible for that, but he said he had no tolerance for injustice. She said she loved that about him and wasn’t asking him to change. All she was asking was for him not to lose himself in this. For me, for us.

Martin said Laura wanted Tracy to turn him into the cops? but Laura said she wanted to put an end to the threats. She wanted Tracy to follow through and free him from all this. Tracy said she couldn’t. Then Ronnie would have to be prosecuted, and her family would never forgive her. Laura said, so how did they fix this? and Tracy said she’d handle Martin in her own way. Laura said the borderline blackmail had to stop, and Tracy said the anonymous tip Alexis received would have lasting repercussions to her family and made Michael vulnerable. Laura said it was truly unfortunate, but all Martin did was expose a lie and reveal the truth, not unlike what she did when she outed him and Ronnie. Martin was her brother and she loved him, but Tracy was her friend and they shared so much, like Lulu and Luke. She cared about them both very much and now that Doc and Ace weren’t there, she needed them to be in her life for reasons she couldn’t go into. She wanted them to stop fighting, for her. Don’t put her in the middle.

Nathan said he was relieved James was okay, but he scared Lulu and his sisters and cut into their fun time, and James said he knew if he asked, Lulu would have said no. Nathan said the point was, he didn’t ask because he knew the answer. He knew it was wrong, but did it anyway. Last year, the same thing happened and his grandma was scared and upset. He didn’t seem to be learning his lesson, so this time there would be consequences. No riding lessons with Cody for three weeks. They were just trying to keep him safe. James said his mom would say the same thing, and Nathan asked if he had something to say to Lulu. James said he was sorry, and Lulu said she was happy he was okay and hugged him.

Tracy said, fine. She’d look the other way for Laura, but if Martin ever crossed her family again, she would come at him with a wrath so fierce not even her great love for his sister would stop it. Martin said, understood, and Laura asked if they had a truce. Martin said it worked for him, and Tracy said, the best thing that ever happened to him was having Laura for a sister. She left, and Martin said she was right. Laura told him that she thought Tracy meant what she said. And she meant what she said. She loved him, but swore if he went after Tracy again, she wouldn’t lift a finger to help him.

Chase said he wouldn’t let anything or anyone come between him and Brook. She was the most important thing in his life, and he was sorry she felt otherwise. Brook said she didn’t. He was her safe place, and she was so grateful they could be honest. He said the hard conversations made them stronger, and she said they had so far. She loved him. He said he loved her too. She’d never know how much. They kissed.

Josslyn told Carly that she’d dated a spy. Everything she knew about them, she learned from Vaughn. He told her that lying was not what she’d thought it was. He didn’t want to lie to her. He wanted to tell the truth, but the truth wasn’t his to share anymore. At first, she thought he didn’t care about her, but it was the opposite. Because it hurt him, it proved he cared. Carly said Josslyn didn’t have to worry. Her eyes were wide open. She knew exactly who Jack was. They left.

Britt got another win, but Jason’s throw was a fail. She said she’d let him know when it was time to collect and asked if he wanted another round. He said, sure, and when she went to get the drinks, he got a bullseye.

Cullum said Jack would tell him what he knew, starting with Spoon Island. Did he have assets with eyes on Sidwell? Jack said there had been enough leaks already to justify caution. Agent Moreau’s actions nearly cost him two agents. He wouldn’t make that mistake again. So respectfully, he wasn’t divulging information on his assets. Cullum said that wasn’t what he wanted to hear, and Jack said he was aware and apologized. Let him concentrate on Spoon Island, while Cullum found Devane. Cullum left.

Gio asked if Emma was okay with this, and she thanked him for asking. He said, always, and she said, yes. He asked if she was sure, and she said she’d thought a lot about this. You, me, us. She was definitely okay with it. They got busy and there was a song part.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada Barely Tasted…

Gio and Emma bask in the afterglow, and he asks what her beautiful smile is for. She says, nothing. She’s just really glad he’s here. They kiss.

Anna wakes, and says, what are you doing? Stop. I need a doctor. I don’t know who you are. You don’t know anything about my condition. Obrecht says, I know all about you, scarecrow.

At Alexis’s office, Trina says they know she was doing her job and had to defend her client to the best of her ability, but what they have trouble with is the truth and the fact it doesn’t matter to anyone. Willow can get away with everything. How is that justice? Kai says, unless she doesn’t believe them. They could see it then. How Willow’s ringtone isn’t the smoking gun for her like it is for them, so she doesn’t believe Willow shot Drew. Alexis says she actually does believe them.

Outside of Bobbie’s, Dante says, Chase must have left early this morning, and Chase says he had a meeting with IA. He owned up to everything. Dante says, good. He’s glad to hear it. Chase says he knows why Dante is pissed at him. He skated right up to the line. Dante says, yeah, he did, and Chase says, but he didn’t cross it. He needs Dante to know he’d never destroy evidence.

Nina goes to Drew’s house, and he says, it’s a little early, but she says, they don’t need to chat. She’s here for Willow. She’s surprising Willow with a day out. Drew says, listen… but Nina continues, they’re going shopping then maybe to see the new exhibit at The Chuck. Then lunch at the Port Charles Grill. She wants to take Willow’s mind off of the trial. Drew says, she should have called first, and Nina says she’s Willow’s mother. Is he saying she needs an appointment to see her own daughter? Drew says, she should have called because Willow’s not here.

Willow meets Michael at Café Cherie, and he thanks her for coming. She says she almost didn’t. The last time she accepted an invitation from him, she was dragged away in handcuffs in front of her children. What’s in store this time? Is he planning an encore with leg irons?

Gio asks if Emma is having second thoughts, and she asks if she looks like she’s having second thoughts. He says, no, but maybe she’s just being nice. She says, right. Because she’s such a people pleaser. She’s been ready to take this next step. What about him? Any regrets? He says, not a chance, and they get busy again.

Anna says, stop it. She needs a doctor. She needs her doctor. Obrecht says, for now, she is Anna’s doctor. Anna has polycythemia vera, which means they need to lower her red blood cell count. They don’t want a thrombotic incident. Anna asks, what happened to her? She knows they’re not friends… Obrecht says, no, they’re not, and Anna says, but they’re not enemies anymore either. Obrecht wouldn’t hurt her. Obrecht asks if she’s certain of that, and Anna says she is certain and she’s certain that Obrecht wouldn’t help these people. Obrecht says, she’s right. She wouldn’t have moved Anna here, but then, he insisted. Anna says, no. He’s dead. Cesar Faison is dead. Obrecht says they know better than that. He can fool the whole world, but not the two of them. They both know he can survive anything, and he has. Anna says, after everything that man did to Obrecht. He tormented her. Obrecht says, you only hurt the ones you love and sometimes you hurt for them. She has to do whatever he needs doing for him. Anna asks, why? She doesn’t understand. Obrecht says, he will never let Anna go.

Obrecht finds Britt at the hospital and says, it’s good to see her acclimating to her rightful position. Britt thanks her, and Obrecht asks how soon before she returns to her former appointment and is running the place? Britt says, what? and Obrecht says, Dr. Robinson’s situation left a power vacuum and she’s the natural choice to fill it. Britt says, Portia wasn’t fired, and Obrecht says, not yet, but it’s only a matter of time, but Britt says she doesn’t know. She’s in a good mood. Obrecht says, of course (🍷), now that I’m here, but Britt says, that’s not what she… She doesn’t want to spoil her mood by fighting with Obrecht today. Obrecht says, today is her lucky day. She’s not here to fight. She’s here for Rocco.

Alexis says she looked into what Trina and Kai told her and unfortunately, it checked out, and Trina asks why she didn’t do anything, especially since they had evidence of Willow’s guilt. Alexis says, it’s evidence she can’t admit. It’s the prosecution’s job to prove Willow guilty, not hers. Willow is entitled to a lawyer who will defend her presumption of innocence, just like anybody else, and even if Willow confessed, she wouldn’t be able to say anything, since she’s not the police, judge, or jury. Trina says she doesn’t know how Alexis does it, defending someone when she knows they’re guilty, and Alexis says she has to defend her clients to the best of her ability whether they’re innocent or guilty. Trust her. She’d much prefer they were innocent, but they can see that’s not always the case. She had to make the strongest argument for Willow’s freedom, and she’ll do the same for both of them, if and when they choose to go to the police.

Drew tells Nina that Willow went for a walk. She said she needed to get some fresh air. He offered to go with her, but she said she preferred to be alone. She wanted to think. Nina wonders if Willow needed to get away from him, and he says he’ll be sure to tell Willow that she stopped by. She says, do that, and sits down. She says she’s sorry she missed her daughter, but she’s glad they have a moment alone. He says he has nothing to say to her, but she says she does, so he can just listen. She wants to thank him. He’s done a great deal for her daughter and she appreciates it. He says, that’s interesting. She’s never shown any appreciation for anything he’s done for Willow in the past, like loving her, asking her to move in, and marry… Nina says she’s talking about the trial. He hired Alexis to defend Willow. He says, with the right incentive, Alexis came through, and she says, Alexis did her very best, but if after all this, they still don’t get the verdict they’re hoping for, she would ask him to let her take care of her daughter from now on. He asks what she means. Does she want to bake a cake with a file in it? Nina says she means they tried it his way. Now it’s time to do it her way.

Chase says he loves his job and cares about getting his badge back, but it’s not just about that, and Dante says, what else is it about? Chase says, you and me. They were partners and they are family. Dante’s got to know he didn’t tamper with the evidence. Dante says he believes Chase, but they still need proof. He still has to investigate what happened. Chase says he understands that, and Dante says he needs to also understand that the traffic cam footage puts Willow in the vicinity of Drew’s house at the time of the shooting. Chase says he gets that, but Michael was also in the vicinity, and Dante says, he was, and he understands Chase believes Willow is innocent. Chase says he does, and Dante says he needs to know how far Chase would go to protect her. Just like he needs to figure out how far he went to protect his brother.

Michael asks if Willow showed up just to relitigate the past. He’s not interested in doing that. She says, that’s what the custody hearing is for, and he says, actually, that’s what he wanted to talk about. He wants them to put aside their personal issues for now and focus on Wiley and Amelia. She says, that’s all she ever wanted, and he says, they have time while the jury is still out. She says, to do what? and he says, discuss what happens with the kids if she’s found guilty. She says they’ve got to do that, and he says, yeah, you and me, together.

Britt asks why Obrecht wants to talk about Rocco, and Obrecht says, Rocco joined his school’s hockey team. She wants to buy season tickets so they can attend. They just posted the schedule, and she thought she’d purchase jerseys with Rocco’s name on them. Britt says, presumably to wear at home where no one can see them, especially Rocco, and Obrecht says she wants to also get them two custom made giant polyurethane fingers. Waving them about is an odd custom, but very effective. Britt says, yeah, if you want to embarrass yourself and the person you’re waving them about for, but Obrecht says she doesn’t wish to embarrass anyone. She’s simply looking forward to cheering Rocco on in the rink. Britt asks if Rocco’s told her that he wants her there. Did he ask her to buy fingers and jerseys? Obrecht asks why he’d have to. They love him and this is how they show support. Britt says, maybe she’d be showing the opposite. It makes no sense. No one in Rocco’s family wants them to be there. Obrecht says, they are Rocco’s family, and Britt says, except, not exactly. Why make Rocco’s life more stressful than it has to be? Obrecht will do what she wants, but as for her, she thinks it’s better if she kept her distance from Rocco.

Nina says she’s not really judging or complaining how Drew and Alexis managed the initial defense, but if Willow is found guilty, she wants her lawyers to handle the appeal process. Drew says he’s going to do her a huge favor, and she says, okay, fine. He needs this and it would be noble of him to hand over the reins…  He says, not that. He’s never going to tell Willow that they had this conversation. She’ll never know that her own mother was hoping she’d be convicted, so she could swoop in and save the day.

Trina says, Alexis told them not to go to the police, that they’d be tried for trespassing and obstruction, and Alexis says, that’s right and they probably still would be. Kai tells her that it feels like she’s saying it’s the only way for them to share what they know about Willow… and Alexis says, if they’d stayed on the scene, not taken anything out of the safe, and went straight to the police, the situation would be different, but they didn’t. Kai says, couldn’t they have made some kind of deal? and Alexis says, maybe. If they’d come to her sooner, she might have set them up with Diane or Marco and they could have gone to Turner and struck a deal immediately as an exchange for evidence, but that didn’t happen. Trina says, there’s no verdict yet. There has to be something they can do. Kai says they should have just stayed on the scene. Then it would have been an open and shut case. Alexis says, not necessarily. Keep in mind that Turner thought circumstantial evidence was enough. She didn’t think she needed an eyewitness to swing the jury. Kai says, and she thinks there’s still a chance that could be true? but Alexis says she doesn’t know. Which is why she’s advising them not to do anything. Wait for the verdict, then decide what to do. Trina says, what about Michael? If Willow is found not guilty, will Michael be prosecuted next?

Michael says, a lot happened to him in his childhood that messed him up, and Willow says she remembers. He says he tried to hide that part in himself and thinks he’s gotten pretty good at it, but still feels it every day. He knows she suffered growing up. She says, it’s true she has ghosts too, and he says, there’s not much they agree on these days, but he knows she doesn’t want their kids to carry the same kind of damage that was inflicted on them. He knows she doesn’t want them to carry the things they do. She says, of course (🍷) she doesn’t. She wants them to feel safe and loved. She never wants them to feel the desperate need to make things right and please someone at all costs. She wants them to feel secure and sure of themselves. He says he wants that too, and she says, so what exactly is he asking? Why is she here? He says, there are programs for incarcerated mothers with young children. They’re afforded special visiting hours and granted greater exposure to their kids. He promises he’ll make sure she gets to see and speak to Wiley and Amelia as much as possible. She says she wishes they’d made that arrangement months ago. So what is he proposing they do now? He says he thinks they should tell the kids where she’s going together. He wants them to know they both love them and want what’s best for them. She says, to be clear, he’ll let her have access to her kids if she goes to prison, and he says, yes. It’s taken too much of a toll on them as it is. Can they please be together on this? She says, they can, but just one question. What if she doesn’t go to prison? What happens to all this unity if she’s found not guilty?  

Gio brings out some pastry boxes and says he just keeps expecting to hear Emma’s grandmother walk through the front door. Emma says she wouldn’t worry about it too much. Don’t get her wrong. When her grandmother first left, she kept everything exactly as it was – perfect and pristine, just in case. She just got used to living alone. He asks if she’s sure about that, and she says, yeah. This place is great and she loves the perks. And trust her, it’s a lot easier not to wake the neighbors than not to wake her grandmother. He says, she’s a cop and a spy. She probably sleeps with one eye open. Emma says, exactly… and he says, what? She says, as embarrassing as it would be if her grandmother came home right now… He says, she misses her, doesn’t she? and Emma says, yeah. She really does. He kisses her.

Obrecht asks if Rocco wants Britt to keep her distance, but Britt says she wouldn’t know. She hasn’t heard from him since he texted that he community service after the break-in. Obrecht says, wunderbar, and Britt says, it’s better than jail time, but Obrecht says she means Rocco wanting to share his good news with her. Britt says she guesses, and Obrecht says, no guessing. It’s a lovely moment with a child and the woman who gave him life. What did she text back? Britt says she told him that she was happy he was okay, and Obrecht says, and? Britt says, and nothing, and Obrecht says, that’s it?: Not even a thumbs up emoji? Britt says, Lulu is on the warpath and doesn’t want Rocco to have anything to do with her, and Obrecht says, so she knows what Lulu wants. What does Rocco want? Britt says she’s not going to force herself on the kid, but Obrecht says, she’s his birth mother. Britt says she was his surrogate, but Obrecht says, she’s more than that. We are more than that. Rocco is alive and exists because of her. She brought him into the world. That’s why he needs to know he matters to both of them, mostly her, because she’s his mother. Britt says she doesn’t know about that, and Obrecht says, that’s fine. Because she does.

Nina says she’s pretty sure that Willow will be grateful that she stepped in after Drew led her to the brink of a life sentence with his crack legal strategy. Drew says, Willow will be found innocent because of him, and she says, being found innocent is not a thing, but she might be found not guilty in spite of him. He coerced Alexis to put him on the stand to stroke his own ego, and instead of defending his wife, he attacked Michael. Drew says, he deserved it, but Nina says, Drew came off unhinged. The only good thing that came out of it was, everyone could see why so many people wanted to shoot him twice in the back. He says, she’s delusional, and she says, her daughter had to testify. Why does he think that is? Oh wait. She had to clean up his mess. Because if Alexis would have rested her case after his sorry performance, the jury would have come back with a verdict, and her daughter would be headed to prison. Drew says he’s the only one Willow can count on. He’s the one who got Alexis in line. She says, in line? Alexis basically said Willow was guilty to the jury in her closing statement. He says, it was a slip of the tongue, and she says, it threw Willow’s defense in jeopardy. She is not having her daughter spend twenty years of her life in prison because she had the bad taste and misfortune of hooking up with him.

Dante tells Chase that he’s going over the case again, starting with the night of the shooting. He’s going over the physical evidence and seeing if there’s anything he missed and anything he might have missed implicating Michael as the shooter. Chase says, good. It’s the right thing to do. Dante says, it could go either way. It could mean either Michael or Willow could be the shooter. Chase says, sounds like reasonable doubt to him, and Dante says, it is… until it’s not. Chase says, maybe for Michael, but right now, only Willow is on trial. If the verdict goes against her, promise not to stop investigating. The only way they can set aside a guilty verdict is if they can prove Michael did it. (Because there were no other suspects. <sigh>)

Alexis says, a lot has to happen before Michael is held responsible for Drew’s shooting, and Trina says, but it could happen. Alexis says, the courts don’t like hunting expeditions. The court wants the prosecution’s ducks all in a row in the first trial. If there’s a second trial, the new defendant will have to be ironclad. Forget reasonable doubt. No doubt at all. Trina asks if she’s saying it won’t happen, and Alexis says she’s not psychic. She doesn’t know if it will or it won’t. Kai says, if it does and they come forward… Trina says, then Michael could get off the hook, and Alexis says she still stands by her advice to do nothing until the jury comes back. Then they can decide. She leaves.

Willow asks Michael to answer one question. Is he open to revisiting custody… Not even custody, visitation if she’s found not guilty. Or does she have to go to prison to see her kids. Michael says, that’s an entirely different discussion and she knows why. She says, because she married Drew, and he says he doesn’t want his kids anywhere near that man. She says, whatever happens, they need to put their children first and put their hurt and anger aside. Can he do that? Her phone rings, and she says, it’s the courthouse… Hello… Yes… Thank you for letting me know. She tells Michael, the jury is in. They’ve reached a verdict.

Turner tells Dante that she got a call from IA. Before a decision is made about Detective Chase’s reinstatement, they need to know exactly how that footage disappeared. Because as far as she’s concerned, Chase still is the most likely suspect. Dante says he’s thinking that right now all they can do is wait until Internal Affairs finishes their job.

At the courthouse, Trina says she wishes they could tell Michael what they know, and Kai says he thinks Alexis is right. There’s not much they can do right now. However, there is one thing he can say. He goes over to Michael and says, Mr. Corinthos, I hope I’m not overstepping. He was in the courtroom during the congressman’s testimony, and Drew has been good to him, but that doesn’t mean he agrees with anything Drew said. Michael thanks him and says, that means a lot. They shake hands as Drew walks in and sees.

Obrecht says she and Britt belong at the games. Rocco deserves to look into the stands and see Britt cheering him on like the maniac she knows Britt can be. Britt says she’s been called a lot of things, but maniac… No. She could definitely pull that off. Obrecht says, even a more restrained Britt without a foam finger and jersey deserves to be at Rocco’s games. She has the right to watch Rocco doing something he love. She has the right to be proud. Britt says she wants to be there. She wants to be part of Rocco’s life, but doesn’t want to make life harder for him. Obrecht says, she is his mother. It’s an inevitable part of the job description. Britt says, not like this, it isn’t, and Rocco already has a mother, one who wants her to stay far, far away from him. Obrecht says, Britt carried him and gave birth to him, two things Lulu was physically and medically incapable of doing, and Britt says, that part is true, leaving out a couple of things that really matter to Lulu. Obrecht says, whether Lulu likes it or not, Britt matters to Rocco. So she needs to make him a priority. Take her advice. Don’t repeat the mistakes she made with her.

Emma says she knows her grandmother is out there somewhere, doing her duty, saving the world, and that’s great. Gio says, it really is, and Emma says, but she wishes her grandmother would just wrap it up and come home. He says, even though she drove Emma crazy? and Emma says, she did, especially at first. Her grandmother was always wondering where she was at, what she was doing, who she was with, and her grandmother didn’t trust her at all. He says, well… and she says, they know she lied and got expelled after committing a couple of minor infractions… which she has now committed on both coasts. But as someone who’s spent decades in espionage, she thinks her grandmother has seen a lot worse. He says, that is such a low bar and she’s Anna’s granddaughter. She says, yeah. She’d love nothing more than to tell her grandmother about her life. She really just wants to tell her about him. He says, what exactly does Emma want to tell her? and she playfully shoves him, saying, relax. She’ll keep this part to herself. He says, good. He doesn’t want to get on Anna’s bedside. She could probably kill him with her thumb. Emma says, she totally could, and he says, you know what? She’ll be back soon. She says, he thinks so? and he says, she’d better be. His Grandpa Sonny is itching to have Emma over for dinner and wants her to bring Anna. He wants to do the whole deal with the four of them. Emma says she’d love that. All she wants to do is call her grandmother and tell her to come home. Anyway, she takes it that things are going good with Sonny. He says, yeah. Things are great. He’s a great guy and super easy to live with. She says, counting his blessings, and he says, yeah. Still, at some point he’s got to find a place of his own. She asks if Sonny said that or… and he says, Sonny wouldn’t. He just needs someplace where he’s not crashing, like with her, his grandfather, and the Quartermaines. She says, great. He knows what he doesn’t want. Any thoughts about what he does want to do?

A woman in scrubs leaves Anna’s room, and Pascal asks how Anna is. The woman says, she’s stabilized. The phlebotomy treatment was successful. He asks how she responded to the other treatment, and the woman says, just as he’d hoped. Anna was convinced that she was Dr. Obrecht. He says, good. That means they’re ready for the next phase.

In the courtroom, Chase thanks Alexis for everything she did for Willow. She went to bat for Willow and he knows why. Alexis says, he does? and he says, she knows Willow couldn’t do what she’s accused of. She just couldn’t. Drew wonders where Willow is and asks if Nina has heard from her. Nina says, no, she hasn’t, and he says he doesn’t understand. There’s just no way she’d turn off her phone while they’re waiting for the verdict. Nina says, maybe she panicked and ran off, but Drew says, she knows nothing about her daughter, and Willow walks in.

Obrecht says she was furious when Britt disappeared and left her to grieve her death, and Britt says she hasn’t forgotten. But is it over? Obrecht says, not entirely. Some rage and disappointment linger. Mostly, she’s sad. Britt says, why sad? Anger she can understand. Betrayal even. But why sad? Obrecht says, Britt felt she needed to run away from her. She missed her chance to be a real mother to her when it mattered most. Britt says, that’s not true. Obrecht was there for her when she died. Obrecht says, she didn’t die, and Britt says, but she didn’t know that. When she closed her eyes for what she thought was the last time, all that was left was peace… and her. She never needed her more than at that moment and she was there. Obrecht says, it’s the least she could have done, the very least. She wasted so much of her life on Cesar, neglecting her in the process. Britt learned over and over again that the only person she could trust was herself. Why would that change when she was facing her own death?

Gio tells Emma that he could go back to PCU. There’s still time to register for spring classes. She says she doesn’t want to influence him one way or another, but that would be great, and he says, then he wouldn’t have a scholarship. That means he’ll have to ask Grandpa Sonny to help out with tuition. So… She says, he really doesn’t want to go back to music? and he says he’s not ready to make that call. Not yet at least. She’s says, that’s okay. Tons of people go to college, and they don’t know what they want to do with their lives. He says, that’s the thing. He did. He thought he knew. He had no doubt that music was going to be in his life, but now… She says, he’s lucky music was his passion then. Not everyone has that. She knows she certainly didn’t. He says, really? She’s such an activist. She says, you can’t exactly major in animal rights, but you can in veterinary medicine. He says, what? She wants to be a vet? That’s great. How long has she known? She says she just decided. Not right this second, but recently. It took a long time for her to figure it out. He says, it was definitely worth the wait, and she says, think so? It’s a really competitive field. He says, and she shies away from competition. She says she’s a total wallflower. He’s right anyway. She felt like it was time for her to declare a major. All she’s ever wanted to do is help animals. He says he knows. He’s seen her in action. She’s been amazing. She thanks him and says, the point is, she didn’t always know what she wanted to do either. He says he gets that. It’s just hard to picture going back to doing anything that’s not music. She says she thinks that’s why going back is a great thing. He can take a bunch of new classes and can find a new passion. He says, it’s not as easy as she’s making it sound, and she says, nothing worthwhile is. He’s smart and capable. They rescued ten dogs from Dalton’s lab. She thinks they can find a couple of classes for him to take. He says she’s hard to say no to, and she says, good. She promises him that they’re going to find the next thing together.

Willow apologizes for cutting it close, and Drew asks, where was she? but the bailiff says, all rise. Judge Sullivan says, be seated, and tells the bailiff to bring in the jury. The jury files in and the judge asks if they’ve reached a verdict. The forewoman says they have, and gives the verdict to the bailiff, who gives it to the judge.

Gio says, if anyone is going to help him figure out what to do next, it’s Emma, and she says he’s just telling her that she’s super pushy, isn’t he? He says, the night he found out about his birth parents, he went back to the Quartermaines to grab his stuff. He didn’t have anywhere to go, and she said they’d figure it out. And they did. She says, because you never know how things are going to turn out. Just like how she thought they’d just be friends… best friends. He says, they’re like besties? and she says she’s just trying to tell him that she wasn’t sure he’d ever return her feelings. He says, look how wrong she is, and they kiss.

Obrecht says she wasted so much of her life on Cesar. Her children, especially Britt, deserved more from her. Now Cesar is nothing but a brain in a jar. Britt says, yes, he is, and Obrecht says, he’s not a priority. Her priority is her family. Britt, her brother, and Rocco, genetics be damned. Britt says she doesn’t know how many games she can make, but order her a jersey, and Obrecht says she already did. They laugh and hug, and Britt asks what Obrecht knows about ice hockey. Obrecht says, only that you can never see the puck. Their boy will be playing, and they’ll be there to cheer him on.

Anna says, Liesl? Are you still here? She sees an ashtray with a cigarello in it, still burning. She sits up, and over the loudspeaker, Faison’s voice says, Anna. Don’t be afraid. I’ve been watching over you.

Judge Sullivan reads the verdict (sneak preview perk!) and returns it to the bailiff. The bailiff hands it back to the forewoman, and the judge says, Willow Tait, please rise. Willow stands and he says, proceed. The forewoman says, we, the jury, find Willow Tait not guilty. Soap looks all around.

On Monday, Alexis says she came through for Drew and expects the same in return; Turner says, thanks to Chase’s interference, he may be the one who ends up in prison; and Sonny says he’s going to make sure Michael doesn’t go down for this.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

The latest in Directors.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-goings-andrew-hawkes-debuts-as-wsb-director-ross-cullum-sidwells-accomplice/

What Anna has.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/what-blood-cancer-does-anna-have-on-general-hospital-her-polycythemia-vera-diagnosis-explained/

Why they chose her.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-head-writers-reveal-why-they-chose-willow-as-drews-shooter-exclusive/

Welcome back!

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-goings-carolyn-hennesy-returns-as-diane-says-fans-got-me-through-injury-excl/

I’m so psyched!

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-and-goings-shocker-anders-hove-returns-as-cesar-faison-but-with-a-twist/

Phase one of Tony Geary tribute.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-sets-date-for-anthony-geary-tribute-featuring-genie-francis/

Still to be determined.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-is-working-on-a-story-to-honor-tristan-rogers-and-robert-scorpio-says-exec/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

In a nutshell, Max does not want to listen to Nathan who is his actual boss. It was at the point where they argued loudly within earshot of the guests, which is a huge no and pissed off Captain Sandy. I would hate working with Max, although he does counterbalance his lack of work ethic by being a stellar boatmancer with Cathy. Too bad Cathy isn’t ready for commitment conversations. Worse than anything, even the weather, was Eyebrows Joe and Kizzy. I don’t care how much Joe weeps and wails in his interviews, he’s a d-bag and he found his d-bag person on this boat. Even Nathan had to tell him to cool his jets, and Kizzy doesn’t even pretend to be sorry. There was a big to-do with Cathy about chicken nuggets at the end, but I didn’t get it.

The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City  

It was the Reunion Part 1, and I’d like to know what was up with several of the women wearing prom dresses. Since they’d reached 100 episodes, we went down Memory Lane. There were receipts, proof, timelines, and screenshots, and Lisa informed us that she did big things with big people and guess what? She was a big deal. It was determined that Heather and Mary had changed the most. While I concur that Mary is a newer, more pleasant version of herself, Heather’s changes were more of the Ozempic variety and she’s also become snarkier.

Vanderpump Rules

At a photo shoot for TomTom merch, LVP found out that not only had a couple of SUR employees and a friend of Audrey’s caused mayhem at TomTom – screaming, crying, and ripping things down – Jason had a penis pump. I should have kept count at how many times they said penis pump throughout the show because they never shut up about it. Seriously, when is this season over and can we reboot the reboot?

Southern Charm

After Salley went out and got a whole set-up to raise chickens, with Craig’s encouragement, she decided to confess she was catching feelings for him while they were at the grocery store. Craig made it clear they were just friends, and admitted to the guys later that he’d invited Salley to his hot tub just so Charley would come along. Charley felt guilty about her date with Craig, but not so guilty that she wasn’t going to go. Madison had a girls’ sleepover, where Salley told them about her conversation with Craig, and Venita left, insulted by something Salley said. The guys crashed the sleepover, sans Craig. When Austen spilled the tea about Craig talking smack about Salley (for some reason he’s pissed at her now), Salley said she realized Craig had been manipulating both of them and Charley would eventually realize it. She wished Craig was there so she could slap him in the face. I often think this while watching the show, so I identified.

And in a Venita update, on Watch What Happens Live, she said she and Carl (Summer House) are taking it one day at a time.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Still in Sedona, the women had to cook for themselves. Oh, the horror! There was a lot of discussion about Sutton and Avi. Apparently, a friend of Amanda’s said she should give Avi a call and he’d give her the dirt on Sutton. And if she hired Avi, it would really piss Sutton off. Amanda is working my last nerve already. Not only is she a person who flaunts labels – nothing wrong with designer pieces, but not glaringly obvious head-to-toe – she consistently talks about how much she has and how much her stuff cost. She also claims to have manifested her Abercrombie model boyfriend. Hey, if manifestation was a real thing, I’d be a skabillionaire by now. Anyway, this woman is seriously rubbing me the wrong way. Sadly, Jennifer told Kyle that she thought one of the reasons Garcelle left was because it was always about Sutton. This made me feel bad because Jennifer and Sutton seem to be such good friends and it sounds like cracks are forming. I’m also not so sure that’s true. Who it’s about seems to depend on the storylines focused on. Of course I don’t hang out with Sutton personally, but as long as she pays for lunch, it can be about her all she wants.

The Valley: Persian Style

The new people aren’t firmly implanted in my brain yet and I continue to mix them up, so I’m grateful to hear Reza J., the other non-white Reza, being called RJ. When newbie Sky had a trunk show of her jewelry in the backyard, a bored Golnesa fired up a joint, causing Sky to nearly have a coronary. Now, no judgement whatsoever – and she did say it kept the crazy away – but I have to agree she should have asked first. Sky was freaking so hard, I actually looked up to see if it was illegal or something, but no. However, I do get doing the polite thing. Same with smoking a cigarette. When you’re at someone else’s house, you don’t just put your feet up on their coffee table like at home.  Golnesa met with Dennis, who she was married to for two weeks before it was annulled. After which he wasted no time hooking up with her best friend. Alrighty then. Since she needed to move, Reza suggested Golnesa downsize, but she told him that she wouldn’t live south of the Boulevard because it’s not safe. I dunno. I think anyone that tried anything with her would be the one who wasn’t safe.

Random Reality Items

I actually saw this episode last night. While I think it’s been made a bigger deal than it should be and I honestly don’t think he meant it in a derogatory way, that’s not my call to make.

A little confusing, but it sounds like she’s actually doing well, despite having bad days.

This sounds promising.

Aww, congrats!

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Borderline. Amazon Prime, Peacock. Believing they’re destined to be together, an obsessive, deranged fan enters the home of a pop star uninvited and planning to marry her. He’s brought along two cohorts who have broken out of the asylum with him and are helping him in his pursuit of love. There are some fun and action-filled moments, but I have to agree with the reviewer who said it left them feeling like there should have been more.

https://www.movieinsider.com/m21788/borderline

https://nofspodcast.com/borderline-review-a-twisted-thriller-that-doesnt-quite-cut-deep-enough

Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale. Peacock, Amazon Prime. Unlike one reviewer below, I didn’t find the first two films pointless, but more an extension of the series, of which I was a fan. I resisted watching it for a long time until one hung over New Year’s Day where I caught some episodes on PBS, decided it wasn’t bad, and got a free DVD boxed set of the entire series when I made a mere $300 donation. Hey, I said I was hung over, and it was/is a good cause. In this final film, a lot of attention is paid to Mary being a divorcée, which gets her disinvited to many events. But the times, they are a changing. A lot of the staff is retiring or moving on, and a subplot concerning Robert passing the estate torch to Mary. A visit by Noel Coward, with Thomas in tow, brings everyone together. It was a delightful, fitting ending to a wonderful story.

Great photos.

Juror #2. HBO MAX. Yeah, I know, late to this party. It’s been on my short list for a while. The plot is simple, but the twists and turns are not. A man is on trial for a hit and run, and juror #2 thinks it might be him who’s guilty. Anything with Toni Colette in it is worth watching, and this film doesn’t disappoint.

https://mamasgeeky.com/2025/01/juror-2-review.html

htting gops://www.pluggedin.com/movie-reviews/juror-number-2-2024/

Suddenly Amish. TLC, HBO MAX. I had to laugh when I saw the name of this show. It sounds like they woke up Amish or something. What’s sudden about it is the fact that none of these people, with the exception of one Amish afficionado, knows a damn thing about the culture and their beliefs. They seem to be surprised at every aspect of it that even the average person knows, like they don’t show a lot of skin and don’t use electricity. News flash. There are ways of living off the grid that don’t involve going full-on bonnet and carriage.

https://www.tlc.com/shows/suddenly-amish

https://www.tvinsider.com/gallery/suddenly-amish-cast-season-1-tlc-photos/

🐉 Beyond the Wall…

I’ll believe it when I see it, but I live in hope.

https://ew.com/jon-snow-game-of-thrones-sequel-reportedly-revived-hbo-11886345

I didn’t like the ending either, but remaking it is ridiculous.

https://ew.com/game-of-thrones-kit-harington-genuinely-angered-fan-petition-remake-final-season-11883974

And while we’re on the subject.

https://nerdist.com/article/a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-review/

🏆 As the Globe Spins…

The wins.

https://ew.com/2026-golden-globes-winners-full-list-11881675

 The fashion.

https://ew.com/golden-globes-2026-red-carpet-photos-11882596

The best and worst moments.

https://ew.com/golden-globes-2026-best-and-worst-moments-11883217

🐶 They’re the Top…

🐕 I’ve been to this a few times. The best moment was when a Golden Retriever pooped in the ring. We applauded.

https://caninechronicle.com/breaking-news/over-30000-champion-dogs-from-all-over-the-world-to-compete-at-the-historic-150th-westminster-kennel-club-dog-show-january-31-february-2-3-in-new-york-city/

🪞 Pfft! The Kardashians got nothing on these dogs.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/16/lifestyle/westminster-kennel-club-dog-show-2026-behind-the-scenes-with-the-glammest-dogs/

🥍 And what’s a show without a flyball tournament?

https://caninechronicle.com/breaking-news/fan-favorite-flyball-tournament-returns-for-milestone-150th-westminster-kennel-club-dog-show/

🎰 Quotes of the Week

I just wanna say, this award goes to people who have had their doors closed at them, and that I can confidently say rejection is redirection. And so never give up, and you know, it’s never too late to shine like you were born to be. – Ejae, accepting the Golden Globe for KPop Demon HuntersGolden

You can only grow if you are willing to feel awkward and uncomfortable when you try something new. – Brian Tracy

I’m not as young as I used to be. I was never as young as I used to be.Jennifer Tilly, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength. – Corrie ten Boom

Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness. – Earl of Derby (I don’t have time for illness either.)

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. – Virginia Woolf

Sounds like a coronary. Just walk it off. – Coronado Elder (Brian Thompson), Fallout

🛷 A Lingering Season…

Until next time, stay safe; stay taking care of your health during flu season; and stay remembering you never know how things are going to turn out.

March 20, 2024 – Valentin Tells Nina His Greatest Hope, Villain Times 2, VanderWTF, Knives Out, Reality Launch, Awarding Excellence, See You Later, Celebrate & Pocket

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

From outside the stables, Tracy hears Cody saying, and that’s how you make a lasso. James says, that’s so cool, and Cody asks if he wants to see something else that’s cool. Tracy goes in to find James at the other end of the lasso, and James says, Cody lassoed him. Tracy says, what a useful skill, and Cody asks if there’s something he can help her with. She says, maybe his job. Her thoroughbred is recovering from laminitis. How’s he doing? Cody suggests they go see, but she says, no. She wants him to tell her. He’s the groom. The condition of all the horses in his care should be in his knowledge. James says, she’s being mean, and Tracy says, excuse me? James says, Cody’s friend is in the hospital. She should be nice to him.

Chase is looking at his badge when Brook walks in. She says, the nerve of some people. Not people, cops. Not all cops, but… She goes over to Chase and asks, what’s wrong? He asks what she said, and she says she just barged in here like a tsunami and he didn’t even notice. What’s going on? How bad is it? He says he saw Dante today, a few times actually, and she asks how he’s doing. He says, no change, and she hugs him.

Molly meets Alexis at the PC Grill and apologizes for being late. Alexis says she has her phone. Time means nothing. Molly says she’s drowning in cases, and Alexis says she knows the feeling. Molly says she bets that’s one thing about the law Alexis doesn’t miss, and Alexis says she misses a lot of it, but maybe not for much longer.

Natalia tells Sonny, sorry about her oversharing, but Sonny says, it’s no problem. She says, that’s kind of him. She was nervous coming in here and everything she wanted to say to Kristina. Of course (🍷) it didn’t even occur to her that Kristina’s father might be witness to it. He says he thinks she’s brave to even show up and be here just to say that to Kristina, and she says she loves her daughter. She wants to support her and it’s complicated. Parenting is so complicated. He says he can relate.

John invites Anna in, and she hands him the bottle of wine. He says he’ll bite. Why does she owe him a drink? She says, he was right, and he says he’s been wrong so much lately, he’d be glad to know where he was right. She says, about Sonny, that she was taking it easy on him. She wasn’t seeing him clearly. He says, and now? and she says, now she does.

Chase says he should have gone with Dante. There were two suspects, and Dante went after both of them. He never should have let Dante go. Brook says, but he followed procedure on Dante’s orders. It was all by the book, right? He says, yes, but that doesn’t change that Dante could die or be in a permanent coma. She says, he doesn’t know what would have happened if he’d gone after Dante. He could be in that hospital instead, or with Dante, or they could both be in the ground. He says, she’s right, but… She says, no more buts. He’s here with her right now and Dante is in the hospital, but he’s still breathing. His heart is still beating. He says, and he… She says, did his duty. He followed orders and procedures. He did his job, a job they both fought for him to get back. He says, maybe he shouldn’t… and she says, shouldn’t what? He says, be a cop anymore.

James tells Tracy, Dante is awesome. He used to live in the house where James lives now and he’s Cody’s best friend and now he’s in the hospital. And that’s why Cody’s so sad. And that’s why he’s here, to cheer him up. Tracy tells him that she has two things to say to that. One, she thinks it’s admirable that he’s showing up for Cody like that and it means he’s a really good friend. James thanks her. As for Cody’s friend Dante, she actually went to see him in the hospital today. Cody says, really? He didn’t realize they were that close. It’s generous of her. James asks if Dante is better.

Valentin finds Nina in Alexis’s office and says, she rang? Nina thanks him for coming, and he asks, where’s Alexis? He assumed she’d be here. She asks why Alexis would be here in her office at her job, and he says, it is kind of late. She says, the news doesn’t stop. She asked Alexis to meet them here, but Alexis blew her off. She said she was otherwise engaged. He says, if she needs a Cassadine so badly, he’s here. What’s the problem? She says, Alexis is trying to force her gossip columnist to quit.

Alexis says, Diane is setting things in motion for her to petition to get her law license back, and Molly asks, how? Alexis says, she’s a legal bloodhound and she found a loophole, and Molly says, one Alexis hadn’t noticed before? Alexis says, actually, she doesn’t think she was really looking before. She lied and she got caught and she took her lumps, and honestly, she wasn’t in a very good emotional place. Molly says, on a number of counts as she recalls, and Alexis says, it’s it nice they can be so accurate with each other. Diane found a number of factors she thinks will play out in her favor. Molly says, such as? and Alexis says, one, she never filed an appeal. Molly asks if she doesn’t only have 90 days to do that, and Alexis says she never had a hearing, which means she never had the opportunity to defend herself. Molly asks what her defense would have been, and Alexis says, well, Britt Westbourne and Julian were her accusers, so what defense would Molly recommend? Molly says, given their collective criminal records and personal integrity issues… Alexis says, Diane thinks those factors along with the fact her alleged perjury happened at a proceeding before the medical board, and Molly asks if that’s enough to get her an appeal. Alexis says, it’s a Hail Mary at best, but Diane filed a petition at the Court of Appeals that will hopefully allow her to file another petition with the Court of Appeals that will lead to an appeal. Molly says, wow, and picks up the menu, and Alexis asks if she has anything else to say besides wow, and Molly says, don’t do it.

Never mind the wine, that’s a bottle of whiskey Anna brought. John pours the drinks and hands Anna one, saying, to clear heads and open eyes. She says she’s going to go with the second thing, and clinks her glass against his. He says, fair enough, and they drink. He says, now that they’ve belted one back, care to share? and she says she owes him an apology. He says, an apology and a drink. This is a banner day. She says she called him out on his attitude toward Sonny, implying he was being unprofessional and making everything personal. He says, to be fair, the guy does really get under his skin. When it comes to Sonny, he hasn’t always stayed professional. She says she’s not exactly a model of that herself, and he says, how so? He hands her another drink, and she says she’s only seen Sonny the way she wants to see him. She’s made excuses for him, rationalized his unacceptable behavior… He says, she means the crimes, and she says, besides murder, racketeering, and a lifetime of felonies, he’s a model citizen. John says, such a good father, and drinks. She says, yeah. Anyway, she’s done convincing herself that he’s greater than the sum of his parts. She sees Sonny very clearly now. She knows exactly who he is.

Sonny says, Natalia’s daughter is very talented, and she says she knows and thanks him. He says he’s seen her perform a few times. It’s not his kind of music, but he can see she connects with the audience. Natalia says, she’s always been like that. The kid is just fearless, on stage and off. She thinks their girls have that in common, fearlessness. He says, Kristina can be a steamroller when she wants to be, and Natalia laughs. She says, and they’re both dreamers, and he says, absolutely. She says, a dangerous combination, being a dreamer and fearless, but in the best way. He says he knows what she means, and she says, Allison was like a little star in the making from the minute she stepped on stage. But she didn’t have a head for business, so Natalia decided to step in and be her business manager. That way, she could watch after her accounts and watch after her. Sonny says, smart move, but Nalalia says she didn’t do a very good job though. She had her nose so deep in Allison’s books and accounts, she didn’t see what that monster Linc Brown was doing to her baby girl. He says, thanks to Brook, she doesn’t have to worry about that, and she asks if he knows Brook Lynn Quartermaine. He says, her mother is his best friend, and Natalia says, Brook shouldn’t have been the one to protect her daughter. She should have paid attention and she would have known something was going on and she should have been the one to protect her. He says, she can’t act on information she doesn’t have, but she says she could have sensed it and done something to stop it. He asks if that’s why she’s controlling Blaze now.

Alexis says she thought Molly of all people would be leading the charge to support her, and Molly says, Alexis knows she thinks she’s a brilliant attorney. Alexis says she knows Molly used to think that. She’s not sure Molly thinks that right now. Molly says she grew up wanting to be Alexis. When she was in law school, even now, today in fact, she still studies Alexis’s briefs. (Insert your favorite underwear joke here.) When she doesn’t know what to do with a case, she looks to see how Alexis did it. And she follows Alexis’s lead. If this were just about the law or Alexis’s career, she’d say, go for it. She would say, there’s nobody more deserving than her. Alexis says, then why is Molly opposing her trying? and Molly says, because she likes Alexis more sober than when she’s drinking.

Nina says she landed Adrian DeWitt. Does Valentin know what a huge get that is? He says he can see, and she says, but Alexis never wanted a gossip column in the first place. It’s too low brow, which makes no sense. How can a society page, detailing the lives of the city’s economic and cultural elite be low brow? He says, that is a paradox, and she says, it is a proven fact that gossip columns increase circulation. And in a journal that prioritized negative things every, single day, the average reader finds joy and release knowing the rich and famous are suffering too. He says, never underestimate the schadenfreude of the American people, and she says, that is precisely what Alexis is doing. She sabotaged the column by postponing it until Friday. He says, and after two days, even salacious news is old, and she says, he gets it. And this – she picks up her tablet – she published an extremely biased article slamming Sonny after the shooting. He asks if there were two articles, and she says, just one. Why? He says, because he’s of the opinion Alexis and The Invader went too easy on Sonny.

Natalia says, now she sees where Kristina gets her directness, and Sonny says, and she hasn’t even met Kristina’s mother yet. She laughs, and he says he and Kristina get along great, but it wasn’t always like that. When she was a teenager, she was going through some real heavy stuff that he doesn’t want to get too specific on, but it was bad. He and her mother were way overprotective. Natalia says, so instead of being protective, they ended up trying to control her, and he says, she can guess what happened. Kristina rebelled. She lashed out, and the more they tried to rein her in, the more she spiraled out of control. Natalia says, that must have been terrifying, and he says, so it was clear to him that he had to stop trying to make decisions for her and just help her stand up so she could make the decisions for herself.  

John asks, what inspired this change of heart? and Anna says, it’s nothing she can prove of course (🍷). He says, so what else is new? and she tells him, let’s just say her eyes have been forced open about Sonny and who he really is. She guesses who he’s always been. And the level of violence he’s capable of. He says, that’s great. What took her so long? Seriously, why the blind spot for Sonny? She says, he knows. He said it the other night. Sonny was there for her daughter when Stone was dying, and she was nowhere to be found.

Cody tells James that his mission is to sweep up the entire stable, and James gets to work. Tracy says, he’s taken a real shine to Cody. And Leo too. Cody says, kids love him, and Tracy asks, why? Do they think of him as a peer? He says, God help them if they think of him as a role model, and she asks how this happened. He says, James was here for his riding lessons, and she says, he gives riding lessons? He says, yes, and she says, on their horses? He says he cleared it with Monica, and she says, Monica owns the stables. The horses… He says, don’t worry. No one is riding her thoroughbred. He is sleeping better, by the way, right? She says, yes, much. Thanks. He says, about James. So James was here for his lesson, and he was going to the hospital to check up on Dante. James overheard him and he must have sounded… She says, concerned? And he says, yeah. Since then, James has been here pretty much every day, helping him out, talking. No one told him to do it. He just kind of decided. James calls for help, and they run to him.

Brook tells Chase, here’s what they’re going to do. First, they’re going to keep praying for Dante. He says, that’s all he’s been doing, and she says, her too, and they’re going to keep doing it. As for whether or not he should be a cop again, that’s easy. He says, it is? and she says, yeah. He should quit the force and revive his singing career. He says, what? and she says, think about it. Instant love from the stage. Men wishing they were him; women longing to be with him… even though they can’t be. They’ll pick up right where they left off. They’ll build his triumphant return to the stage. She’ll even let him pick out what he’s going to wear, pending approval of course (🍷). What does he say? He says he knows what she’s doing, but she says she doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He says, yes, she does, and she says, okay, she does. Is it working? He says he doesn’t want to be a singer. He wants to be what he is. What he’s supposed to be, a cop. She says, he’s a damn good one.

Anna says she’s going to bring up something that might be painful for John, and John says he’s not feeling much pain at the moment. She says, it’s Stone, and he says his brother is always with him. Speak freely. She says, when he was dying and Robin had been diagnosed with HIV, she was nowhere to be found. Her teenage daughter is losing the first great love of her life and may be facing a death sentence of her own, which was what it could be back then, and she was out in the wind. But Sonny was there. Sonny was there for her every day by her side, and Robin loved him for it. She still does. John says he hates to admit it, and he’ll never understand it, not fully, but in Stone’s eyes, Sonny was more of a brother to him than he was. It’s one of the many reasons he hates Sonny. Sorry. He’s making this about him. She was saying? She says she allowed herself, her own perception of Sonny, to be colored by Robin’s and by gratitude and all that guilt. So for years she convinced herself that Sonny was a better man than he really is. She never looked the other way though; she never could. He says he knows that, and she says, but she’s relied on him. She’s relied on Sonny sometimes and given him the benefit of the doubt. But no more. John drains his glass and asks if she’s keeping track. She says, they’re tied, and he says, the difference is, he’s already home, but she says, so is she. She’s two floors up. (Hmm… You thinking what I’m thinking?)

Natalia says, every cell of her wants to guide and protect her daughter from getting hurt, but now she feels like Natalia is the one hurting her. And she’s not wrong. Sonny says he thinks there’s nothing more important than letting their kids know they love them and support the choices they make. It’s up to them to make that clear, especially while their kids can still hear them. Kristina comes back and says, sorry that took so long. Natalia says, no worries. She and Kristina’s dad were just getting to know each other. Kristina says she’s glad they could keep each other company. She has a minute now, so is there anything else Natalia wanted to talk about?

Molly says, the last time Alexis fell off the wagon was when she was disbarred. She wasn’t sure they were going to get her back. Alexis says, and Molly thinks if it doesn’t work out, she’s going to start drinking again, and Molly says, the chances of getting this disbarment overturned is the longest of long shots. Alexis says she knows that, and Molly says, then why put herself through it?

John says he thinks it’s great, and Anna says, which bit? as she pours another drink. He says, her seeing Sonny for the slimebag he is. In fact, he hopes she nails him. She says she’s sure he wants that honor for himself, doesn’t he? and he says he gives her his solemn promise that if he finds any evidence on Sonny, he’ll pass it along to her. Because his job, as little as he likes it, is to protect the son of a bitch. She says she thinks everyone is entitled to be protected under the law, and he says, some people are more worthy than others, but Sonny is clearly a target. And for whatever reason, his life seems to be important enough that somebody has tried to end it several times, and he needs to find out why. Even if he gets to benefit by breathing a little longer. She says, he’s a better cop than she is, but he says, not today, Commissioner Devane. Not today.

Nina tells Valentin that Sonny knows she’s the publisher of The Invader. He might think she has something to do with this article. He says, if Sonny doesn’t blink at federal indictments, what makes her think he’s going to care about a bad review? She says, that’s not the point. The point is, he may jump to the conclusion that she’s trying to use the newspaper to lash out at him. Valentin says, she wants to reconcile with him, right? He knows that. She says, yes, but… and he says, if this article is going to keep that from happening, maybe her marriage isn’t worth fighting for in the first place. She says, he’s never been fond of Sonny, and he says, if Sonny wants her back or not, that article’s not going to make a bit of difference. She says, that article makes all the difference, and he asks, how? She says she can’t control what’s going on with this divorce. She thought she could at least control the newspaper. It turns out she can’t control that either. He says, here’s what he wants to know. She’s a magnificent, brilliant, resilient woman. Why on earth does she continue to torture herself with Sonny?

Alexis says, Molly is right. There is next to no chance that this will come to anything other than a bitter disappointment, and she needs to prepare for that. Molly asks, why? Why brace for impact from an ongoing train when she can just step off the tracks? Alexis says, because when Diane came to her with this strategy, she felt a rush, like she’d been zapped with a defibrillator. Her heart was beating again after it had flatlined for a really long time. And she realized the core part of her, she’d left for dead. She hoped she could get this essential part of her back. Molly says, what if that hope flatlines again? and Alexis says, then she lets it go. Molly says, will it be that easy? and Alexis says, probably not. But if there’s a chance she can go back and do what she loved the most, the thing that makes her her, and that gives her the challenges she needs, and she could be a role model again. Molly says, she’s a great role model, and Alexis says she was. And maybe she can be that again. If there’s just the smallest, tiniest, most infinitesimal chance that she could be that again, she has to try.

Brook pins Chase’s badge onto his coat and says, he’s the best kind of cop, one that tries to find the truth, rather than just pinning whatever on whoever. He actually tries to see justice done. He thanks her, and she says she was thinking about following rules and procedures, and she knows he felt bad about that. He says he still does, but she says, he shouldn’t. He’s an officer of the law, and there’s a reason why procedures exist. It’s to protect us. It’s to protect people. Chase says, that’s the idea, yeah, and she says, some people who are meant to uphold the law fly in the face of procedure to mess with and manipulate people. To try and squeeze them for information. He asks if she’s talking about anyone specific, and she says, Special Agent Cates. He barged past Yuri to interrogate Danny, who was by himself, no adult present. Chase says, that is not okay, and Brook says, damn right it’s not. He says, that just doesn’t seem like Agent Cates.

James stands next to an overturned feed bucket and says, it was heavier than he thought. Now he wrecked the horses’ dinner. Cody says, no he didn’t. Horses don’t mind eating oats that have been spilled on the floor. They eat dirt and grass. Get it back in the bucket, okay? Tracy asks why James was trying to carry a heavy bucket by himself, and James says he was trying to help. Cody tells him to hold the dustpan. He’ll sweep it in. Tracy says she’ll leave them to it, and James asks why she isn’t helping. Tracy says she’s the boss. It’s her job to get other people to clean up. James says, a good boss should be prepared to do everything their employees do (correct), and she asks if his friend Cody taught him that, but James says, no. His Grandpa Mac did. Tracy says, well, they can’t disagree with man of the people Mac Scorpio, and James asks if she’s going to help or is she a bad boss? He hands her the dustpan, and Cody laughs.

Brook asks, since when is Chase so buddy-buddy with Agent Cates? but Chase says he’s not. It’s just Cates seems very by the book. She says, what book might that be? Interrogation for Dummies? Chase says, clearly, he was wrong about the guy. He’s the devil incarnate and generally a bad dude (ha-ha-ha!). Brook tells him not to patronize her, and he says he would never. She says, Cates is a snake and a jerk, and she should make good on all of her threats. He says, she threatened an FBI agent? and she says, damn right she did. He says, like with bodily harm? and she says, no. She just old him that he should be ashamed of interrogating a child without a parent present. He says, okay, and she says, and that she would sue him into oblivion and take his badge. He says, oh. Because threatening a federal agent is kind of a federal crime.

Natalia says she came to mend fences with Kristina and enlist her help about Allison, but she realizes that’s not something she can ask of Kristina. That’s something they have to work out on their own. But she’s really appreciative of Kristina taking the time to talk to her. She gets up and says, Mr. Corinthos, such a pleasure. She shakes Sonny’s hand and leaves. Kristina says, so that just happened, and Sonny asks how she’s doing. She says she doesn’t know. She’s not really sure. Her first impulse was to text Allie and tell her what just happened, but then is that really fair to them? Shouldn’t it be between them whether or not they work things out? But then, how can she pretend it’s not about her and she’s not involved? He says, she can’t.

Cody asks if they got all of it, and James says, let him check… Mission accomplished. He and Cody high-five, and James turns to Tracy with his hand raised. He says, it’s called a high-five. Does she want him to show her how to do it? She laughs and says, no. She knows how to do a high-five. She just hasn’t done one in a while. They high-five, and James says, turns out she is a good boss. She thanks him and asks if his Grandpa Mac has any other good pearls of wisdom. James says, to have a friend, you’ve got to be a friend, and she says, that’s a good one. So she’s the boss and he’s the guest. How about if she invites him up to the house for some hot chocolate? He says, Cody too? and she says, yes, of course (🍷). Come on. She takes the brush from him, and they all head out, Cody lingering for a moment.

Brook asks, is threatening a federal agent a federal crime? and Chase says, well… She says, so what? There was no way she was going to let that jerk intimidate Danny. He says, nor should she. He’s 100% on her side. She asks if he’s sure about that, and he says he is, but in the future, instead of threatening to sue, take his badge, or anything else she might have said – she says, there were no witnesses – perhaps she could kindly remind the overeager law enforcement officer that he can’t question a minor without a parent present. She says, and an attorney, and he says, if that’s necessary. She says, an army of attorneys, and he says, would protect the rights of the minor without ganging up on a federal agent. Right? She says, fine. She’ll show mercy. He says, that’s all he asks. He kind of wishes he saw her laying down the law a little bit. She says, her too. He could have been her witness. He says he loves it when she’s all hot and fired up, and kisses her.

Molly says, if that’s how Alexis feels about it, then okay, and Alexis says, okay as in, I’ve said everything I can possibly say and now I’m washing my hands of it okay? Molly says, hopefully, support her. She’ll have Alexis’s back every step of the way. She’ll be there for her. Alexis says, and what if it goes belly up? and Molly says, what if against all odds it actually happens? Stranger things have. Alexis agrees, and Molly says, but please, monitor herself. Take inventory. Go to meetings. Alexis says she’s been doing that all along and has no intention of stopping, and Molly says, now. She’s talking about during the waiting for the decision. She’s going to get frustrated and might want to skip a meeting now and again. She might even say, screw this altogether, but please promise her that she won’t. That she’ll stay the course. Alexis says she promises, and Molly says, and one more thing. If this doesn’t go her way, if the worst thing happens and she doesn’t get her license back, please promise her that she won’t drink. Alexis says, that’s a promise she can’t make. But she promises to do everything in her power, including calling upon a higher power, to prevent that from happening. Molly says she understands no recovery is guaranteed. She knows there are backslides, and no promise she gets Alexis to make is going to keep her from drinking. Alexis says, yeah, and Molly says she’s so selfish. Alexis says, she’s not selfish. In fact, be selfish, because they’re all really sick and tired of her altruism. Molly says, with Kristina pregnant with their baby, she just really needs her mom right now.

Valentin says, never mind the fact that in order for Nina to fall in love with him, Sonny had to literally forget who he was. Sonny makes her bend over backwards to prove her worth to him and she bends, and he hates it. It breaks his heart to see her do that, especially when Sonny is such a hypocrite. Anyone who wrongs him, he just writes them off. He’s not that complicated. He’s just erratic. Sonny isn’t worthy of her. Nina asks if he’s finished, and he says he wishes. When he heard she and Sonny had broken up and Sonny was looking for a divorce, he could finally breathe. He was that relieved. She asks, why? So she could come back to him? He says, that is lovely, but no. Because he’s not worthy of her either. He was relieved because she could finally forget about having to be Sonny’s wife, and maybe she could finally remember who she really is. She asks who he thinks that is, and he says, she’s Nina Reeves, and Nina Reeves is a marvel, a survivor, a rule breaker. Everything in her life, she’s spun into gold. And it’s his greatest hope for her that she remembers that.

Kristina tells Sonny that if she texts Allie and says her mom was here, that automatically implies that it’s her and Allie against her mom, and she doesn’t necessarily want that. Sonny says he thinks that’s wise, and Kristina says, if she doesn’t tell her, she doesn’t really want to be keeping a secret from her. He says, also wise, and she says she thinks what she should do is wait until she sees her. And if Allie brings it up, then great. If she doesn’t, then she’ll tell Allie what happened tonight. He says he’s curious. What’s her take on Natalia? She says she definitely didn’t win Natalia over initially, but she gives her credit for reaching out. Sonny says, so does he, and Kristina says she gives him a lot more credit. He asks what she means, and she says she told Allie how hard it was to come out to him and when she did, he was like – she imitates his voice – what? You think I don’t know gay people? I know gay people. She would have given anything to see the expression on her own face when he did that. It was like it was no big deal. He says, even looking back, the fact that she didn’t know he would accept that, kind of hurts even now. She asks, why? He’s always been the only one she could really turn to. He says he’ll always be, and she says she knows, and they hug.

John says, today he questioned Daniel Morgan without a parent or guardian present, and Anna says, that’s not good. He says, luckily somebody stopped him. This woman just swooped in like she was on fire, and lit into him, telling him how ashamed he should be, and all of a sudden, he was. She says, oh my God. He met Tracy Quartermaine. He asks if Tracy has a Brooklyn accent, and Anna says, no. He met Brook Lynn. He laughs and says, Brooklyn? Her name is actually Brooklyn? Anyway, he’s got to thank her because she forced him to realize he’d crossed the line. She says, at least he realized his mistake. Some people cross the line and they just double down and floor it. He says he was disappointed that he went there in the first place. Today was not his finest day as a cop. She says, it wasn’t hers either, and raises her glass. She says, here’s to being better tomorrow, and they clink glasses.

Tomorrow, Willow tells Michale that she can’t see a way out of this situation; Sasha stops the photo shoot; Heather asks Laura if she was always this wild; and Drew tells Nina that she’s going to get caught. Or as he says it cot.

💣 Double the Faison…

He’s come back from the dead a few times. I fully expect him to show up again even though Doc put his brain in a jar.

When he first showed up to obsess over Anna.

🍸 Outside the Rules…

But is he really A-list?

https://www.etonline.com/scheana-shay-seemingly-suggests-she-once-had-an-orgy-with-john-mayer-my-body-was-a-wonderland

This should be a surprise to no one.

🍝 They’re the Top…

It was good, but it’s not the same without Padma. <sniff…>

🗽 Jill’s Next Chapter…

Producing her own reality.

🏆 They Have the Image…

You go, Colman Domingo! And I get it, but I still kinda wish They Cloned Tyrone had received the big win.

https://www.etonline.com/2024-naacp-image-awards-the-complete-winners-list-221669

It’s not an awards show without fashion.

https://www.essence.com/gallery/best-red-carpet-looks-naacp-image-awards-2024

🐊 Only In New York…

As much as I love animals, I don’t think I’d be getting in line to pet this one.

https://people.com/large-alligator-seized-after-being-kept-illegally-in-ny-home-8610256

🐇 In Their Easter Bonnet…

It’s never too early to get out the bunny ears. Adjust accordingly for your specific spring holiday.

https://wagwalking.com/daily/how-to-celebrate-easter-with-your-pets

🩰 Watch Me Fly…

Make a return trip tomorrow for soap and more entertainment nonsense… Or is it? Until then, stay safe, stay offering your seat to those who are older or more in need, and stay not allowing your perception to be colored by someone else’s.

January 26, 2018 – A Quick Resolution, a Coupla Quotes & More if You’re So Inclined

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

 

 

General Hospital

Lucas meets with Carly and Bobbie at the MetroCourt. Lucas says there’s something he’s wanted to talk about for a while. Nothing is decided, but it feels weird not to talk about it. Carly jokes that they know he’s gay. Bobbie tells him spit it out. He says he and Brad have decided to adopt a baby.

Jason tells Sonny he’s wearing a wire, so Sonny can hear from the car. Sonny wants to wait with him, since they don’t really know PK Sinclair. Jason says it’s circumstantial evidence, but if they’re right, they can use him to lure Faison out. Sonny says if Anna doesn’t show, she’ll miss it. Jason thinks that might be a good thing. Sonny thinks she’s too close to it.

Finn whines about Anna tending to his wound. She says it was that or, a bullet in his head; which would he prefer? He’s thinking.

Jordan tells Dante that Faison could be anywhere

At the hospital, Nathan asks Amy if she’s seen Maxie. He can’t find her. She says she’ll check to see if Maxie was admitted.

Faison says Maxie is gorgeous; his son has excellent taste. She tells him to stay away from her. Peter starts to say something, but Faison tells him to shut up. Faison says, Maxie Jones, a pleasure to make your acquaintance. He tells her that they have a lot of catching up to do.

Carly and Bobbie want the details from Lucas. He says they explored other options, but he and Brad are both adopted, and they did fine. Bobbie says they’ll be blessed.

Sonny says it’s not like Anna to be late. Jason says if Faison is in Port Charles, she would be his first stop. Sonny says if she doesn’t get there soon, he’s going to send someone to her house. They don’t know if this guy is more psycho than his father.

Finn tells Anna this could have been avoided if she’d listened to him about not putting the gun down. Or she could have run. She says she’s not used to leaving hostages with homicidal maniacs. Jordan and Dante come in. Anna says she already gave her statement. Jordan asks if there’s anything to add, and Finn says Faison is obsessed with Anna. Anna says they know. She tells Jordan they’ll reconnect later. They leave, and Finn asks if they’re supposed to pretend he’s not obsessed with her. She asks if he’ll be okay. She’d like to stay and play nursemaid, but people need protection from Faison, and she’s the best person for that. he tells her to be careful. He also needs a shave. He didn’t say that; it’s just my observation.

Lulu yells for help. Obrecht tells her not to waste her breath; she’ll just inhale more poison. Faison left them where he knew no one would come. His revenge is swift and precise. Accept it.

Amy tells Nathan that Maxie isn’t at the hospital. She asks if he checked Crimson. She got a call about a crisis at the magazine. Nathan jets.

Maxie tells Faison a lot of people are looking for him, but he says he couldn’t care less. She says not just the cops, but the WSB and Sonny. Sonny isn’t happy about him shooting Jason, and Jason didn’t enjoy the experience. Faison calls them street thugs, and Maxie says his ego makes him stupid. Jason has the best technological support there is, and they’ll track him down. Jason will kill him, and that’s fine with her and Nathan, but to save them the hassle, she’s giving him a chance to take off, and she’ll wait a whole minute to call 911. He asks how he can run from a woman who’s making him a grandfather? He tells Peter to get Shane out of there, and Peter drags an unconscious Shane to another room.

Faison asks Maxie how long Nathan has known about him being his father? Did he tell their kid there might be genius in their DNA? Maxie says their kid has a grandfather who’s a psychopath, but they didn’t find out until after they knew they were pregnant. Faison says she’s pregnant, not Nathan, and she says it probably never occurred to him to love and support the women who’ve had his children. She thinks they should have their heads examined, and that includes Obrecht. Although she gets points for hiding Nathan from him. Faison calls that an unforgivable crime. Maxie says she should have listened to Obrecht, but instead they looked for answers and found him. Peter comes back with Shane’s gun, but Faison is quick, and shoots him.

Jason asks if Sonny can hear. He tells Sonny it’s quiet; no movement. If he’s there, he’s watching. Anna gets in the van, and asks Sonny what she missed.

Alexis says Finn missed the meeting, and he tells her that he was otherwise engaged. She sees his wound, and says she knows a good attorney. He says it was Anna, and she says if Anna clobbered him, it must hurt. Finn says Anna claimed she was saving his life, but he’s not sure. Alexis says apparently, he decided to go on the danger highway in the passenger seat at breakneck speed after all.

Bobbie tells Lucas that she saw papers lying around, but has learned never to question your own kids about having kids. He says they’re waist deep in the process. He was wondering if they’d write recommendation letters. Carly says they’ll be amazing parents. Bobbie is proud, and says Tony would be too. Carly is going to start saving Avery’s baby clothes. Bobbie and Lucas leave, and Carly is told there’s a disturbance on the third floor.

Lulu coughs, and says they can’t give up. Obrecht says it will be all right, and lies down. She says it won’t be painful. like going to sleep. Lulu says, no. There has to be a way out.

Nathan arrives at the MetroCourt. Carly says she thinks the commotion is at Crimson, and someone heard gunshots. Nathan calls in for backup and the paramedics.

Faison tells Maxie that it’s not worth her tears. She tells him, screw you, and he tells her to shut up; it’s time to go. She says she’s not going anywhere with him. He says he’d like to kill her, but if anyone can live with disappointment, it’s him. The elevator opens, and Nathan comes in.

Faison shoots him before realizing who it is. Nathan falls to the ground.

Sonny thought Anna wasn’t going to show up, and she tells him about Faison coming to her house, and how he had Finn. She says he’s going to want to introduce himself to Nathan. Henrik has a target on his back, and they have to protect him. Sonny says she can protect all she wants, but that’s not going to work for him. Anna says he can question Henrik, but not use him as bait. Sonny says they’re playing by his rules. He gets a call from Carly, who asks if Jason is there. She needs them at the MetroCourt. She thinks there’s been a shooting. A guest called the desk about a disturbance, Nathan showed up, and called for backup, but no one is there yet. She’s getting reports of screaming and gunfire. Listening in, Jason says he’s on his way. Anna tells Sonny she’ll stay and wait. Sonny tells her if Henrik shows up, to keep him with her. They need answers. Sonny leaves for the MetroCourt.

Carly tells Lucas to leave; there could be gunfire. He says somebody might need a doctor, and goes upstairs

Maxie runs to Nathan, and tells him to stay with her. She tells Faison that he shot his own son, and Faison says they have to go. He grabs Maxie, but Peter has miraculously bounced back, and tells Faison to drop the gun. Faison takes off, and Peter calls 911. Maxie tells Nathan it will be okay, and Nathan says he loves her. Peter thinks it’s bad. Maxie says Nathan got there in time, and saved them. Well, actually, I think that was more what Peter just did. Nathan says, Faison, and she tells him not to worry about him; just look at her. She talks about when she pretended not to like him at first, but was always hoping he’d be at the apartment, and how she watches him hum to himself. He insists he doesn’t hum, but she says he does, and she loves it. The baby will too. Lucas arrives, and Maxie tells him that Faison tried taking her, and Nathan got shot. He tells Nathan to hang in for Maxie. The ambulance is on the way.

Alexis tells Finn there’s a meeting tonight, but he says they have the worst donuts. What he needs is a good research project to keep him in the lab for the next two years. Alexis says, losing himself in work; been there, done that, and it’s a temporary fix. The more you run from your problems, the more they follow you, and the more you ignore them, the bigger they get. He asks if she’s always been this way, or is it a byproduct of the 12-step program. He tells her that he’s not keen on pouring his heart out to get judged, and doesn’t want to be told things he already knows, like that he’s an idiot. Alexis says he’s not an idiot. Anna leads a dangerous life, but she’s no one to judge if he wants to step back. He doesn’t want to step back; he wants to go all in.

Anna waits, wondering where Henrik is. She thinks he must know the risk he took. He knows how dangerous Faison is. Did he betray Faison to save a life or to get revenge. She won’t let Faison destroy him.

Lulu tells Obrecht that she’ll get them out of there. She sees the old Beware the Chupacabra sign. Lulu looks around, and says she hopes that’s what she thinks it is.

Outside the MetroCourt, Dante tells Sonny there was a shooting, and Nathan is there. Sonny thinks Faison will probably wait for him to get there. Dante tells him no one is going in, and that includes him. Sonny asks if Dante is going to arrest him, but Jordan says that’s not necessary. Sonny tells her that they’re supposed to be going after Faison, not him. She tells him if he doesn’t back off, she’ll have him arrested for obstruction of justice.

Carly tells the receptionist to leave. She’ll stay and make sure the guests get out safely. Faison comes up behind her, and asks if she works there. She says she’s the owner, and he says he’s sure she must know a private exit, away from the cops; lead the way, please. At least he’s polite. She says he’ll have to kill her, but he tells her that he’ll shoot an innocent bystander. Is that what she wants? She tells him, okay, but Jason suddenly shows up, gun drawn. He tells Faison to let her go, and Faison asks why he should do that. Jason shoots him. Whoa.

Alexis says, Finn still wants to work with Anna after his brush with death? He knows it contradicts his recovery. By any reasonable measure, he should put distance between them. He asks what she knows about Faison, and she tells him that Faison was an associate of late, hateful stepmother; he’s a psychotic criminal. Finn says he got that impression when Faison was holding him at gunpoint. He knew it was not if, but when Faison was going to shoot him. The most disturbing thing was how he talked about Anna; he’s obsessed with her. When she showed up, he could tell she was afraid, but they both messed with each other’s heads; it was impressive. Physical courage is one thing, but this was another. She was staring down a man who’s been after her most of her life. It was more like valor. Alexis asks what happens next, but Finn doesn’t know. He just knows that when Anna was facing Faison, with the possibility of him shooting her, he saw a glimpse of his future without her, and didn’t like what he saw.

Anna continues to wait. We flash back to when we were all kids. She tells Faison that she loves Robert. He says he’s sure she’ll change her mind. Omg, I love these old clips.

Dante says Faison is alive, but needs a paramedic. Jordan tells Jason to turn over his gun, and yells for medical. Sonny asks if Carly is okay. She’s fine, and says, that was over fast. Yes, it was. Jason says he’s heard her when she called Sonny, and Sonny had told him not to miss. She’s glad he made it. She tells Jordan about Nathan and Lucas being upstairs. Peter comes down, saying there’s one unconscious, and another shot. The paramedics go upstairs. Peter gives a strange, wistful look to Faison on the stretcher. Sonny asks if he’s going to make it. Faison removes his oxygen mask, and says, he’d better hope so, if Dante wants to see his wife again. Dante goes nuts, but is pulled back. Peter tells him about Lulu going to Windemere.

The paramedics work on Nathan. Jordan tells Maxie what happened, and Shane comes out. Maxie says it’s not his fault. She got a call about a work emergency, and Faison was waiting for them. As Nathan is taken out, he gives a thumbs up.

Finn thanks Alexis for listening. She identifies, knowing what it’s like to care for someone who’s not good for you. He asks if she’s talking about Julian. She tells him to keep his eyes open. Adrenaline is a powerful drug. It led to her addiction; make sure it doesn’t resurrect his own.

Anna has another flashback about her and Faison when they were youngsters. Faison kisses her neck, and I want to die. Finn calls, but she doesn’t answer.

Dante and Sonny go to Windemere. Sonny smells gas. Dante kicks down the door.

Carly asks why Jason didn’t tell her to duck, but he says any warning, and Faison would have shot her. He’s sorry he scared her, but she says he saved her life, so she forgives him. She says she has one question, and he says, just one? She asks if he was trying to kill Faison. He says if he was, he would have taken a head shot. As it is, Faison can talk – at least for now. She asks what that means, and he says Faison is old. He’s going to have organ damage, blood loss, and shock. She asks what if he dies before answering? Jason says, at least he’ll be dead, and he’s okay with that. He and Sonny were working with Anna, and every time she said his name, he could see something in her eyes worse than fear. Anna isn’t the only one whose life Faison destroyed. It has to stop.

Anna wonders out loud where Henrik is. She says she can help him. Someone is watching. Yep, it’s Peter.

At the hospital, Bobbie grabs Finn. They see Faison wheeled in, with Nathan behind him, and Maxie following. Amy tells Maxie that she promises they’ll take care of Nathan. Bobbie says he has the best team working on him, and Maxie says she knows he’ll be just fine.

Finn works on Faison. Um… isn’t that a conflict? Maxie tells Bobbie that she tried stalling, but it wasn’t enough. Faison was going to take her, then the elevator door opened, and Nathan was there. He saved her.

On Monday, Anna meets Henrik, there’s a code blue for both Faison and Nathan, and Jason says if Faison dies, there’s somebody else who knows.

👄  Quotes of the Week

Your greatness is measured by your kindness; your education and intellect by your modesty; your ignorance is betrayed by your suspicions and prejudices, and your real caliber is measured by the consideration and tolerance you have for others. — William J.H. Boetcker

My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God’s side, for God is always right.Abraham Lincoln

📺 Quotes from TV – 45 TV LINES THAT ARE STUCK IN OUR HEADS FOREVER:

http://www.purpleclover.com/entertainment/7169-tv-one-liners/?utm_source=exacttarget&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=November+22

Except Maynard G. Krebs said, “Work?!” not “You rang?”

💣  Retro Faison

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August 24, 2015 — GH, the OC & Some Biermanns

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What I Watched Today

(random, rambling thoughts on today’s TV)

General Hospital

Nah. It’s not Nina who killed Silas. And it’s not “Breaking News” either – wtf with this interruption? The news comes on at 4, is this really necessary? If our shores are being attacked, please let me know, but don’t tell me about a bus crash/fire/shooting that you don’t even have the details on, that it’s still raining/snowing/sunny out, or give me a traffic report. I can guarantee you, that if I’m watching General Hospital, I’m not on the road.

A bit of Obrecht today. She’s become one of my favorite characters. Kathleen Gati is a wonderful actress, and I’ve especially loved her contributions to the Nurses Ball. My favorites have always been the villains – without whom we’d have no story – especially the ones who have what I call “the twinkle.” It’s that twinkle in the eye that tells you they’re having a great time playing this character, and they want you to come along for the ride. Faison also has the twinkle. A fan favorite, he refuses to die no matter how many times they kill him off. I was lucky enough to meet Anders Hove, once dubbed “the sexiest man in Denmark” (I concur), and he not only twinkles, he oozes old world charm. Having done a straight-to-video vampire series called Subspecies, I met him at a horror convention in NYC years ago. He was a guest along with Denice Duff, also a soap actress and his co-star in one of the films. Of course I brought a Soap Opera Weekly with me for him to autograph, but I wasn’t sure I was going to get it back, as he & Denice were having such a great time looking at the magazine. At the time, we were promised a prequel Subspecies film, the story involving the history of his character, Radu, prior to becoming a vampire. I was all for this, as I wanted to see him in a film where he wasn’t salivating blood throughout the whole thing. Alas, it never happened, but I still hold out hope. After all, Bruce Campbell finally seems to be accepting the fact that he is Ash, so anything can happen.

OMG – Franco just “confessed” to save Nina. And he didn’t do it either.

The Real Housewives of the OC

Let’s just get right to it. I can’t stand Meghan. It’s surprising that she doesn’t trip all the time, since her nose is so far up in the air. She married into money and it’s a good thing because she’s so brainless, I can’t imagine her functioning in the real world. Although she’s his 4th wife and he seems like a real cretin, so I’m guessing it won’t last. Good luck when your time runs out. What I hate the most is, like Brandi who was recently shown the door from the NY Wives, she seems to be obsessed with knocking the other women because they’re older than she is. Does she think she’s going to remain 30 forever? (Not to mention that all of these women are gorgeous. We should all be so lucky to look like them when we’re “old,” which apparently in Meghan’s mind is 40 to 50.)

Wait, who are those extra women at the end of the table? Oh good, Meghan is crying. Boo…hoo…hoo.

Meghan is one of those women who likes to stir the pot and step back to watch the fireworks. Then, when they’re called on it, they pretend they don’t know what on earth anyone is talking about. (Otherwise known as Tamra Jr.) In a nutshell, Vicki’s (the OG of the OC) boyfriend, Brooks, has cancer. Chemotherapy does not seem to be working for him, so he’s decided to go a different  route. A few of the ladies (sans Vicki) had lunch with a psychic who claimed he “couldn’t see” Brook’s cancer. He back pedaled somewhat afterward, but it was too late. Because Meghan is so freaking narrow-minded and stupid, she can’t comprehend that there might be an alternative treatment other than chemo. (If she says “I can’t wrap my head around it” one more time, I’m going to scream.) She decided to pass this info along to a couple of the other Wives who weren’t at the lunch and this greatly disturbed Shannon, who is also a big believer in alternative medicine. At a subsequent dinner with Vicki and Brooks to celebrate Brook’s birthday, Shannon didn’t exactly let the cat out of the bag, but close enough, and Vicki got pretty upset. When she (Vicki) found out what was actually said, she was none too happy with Meghan.  After receiving a text from Vicki, Meghan insists that it was the psychic who said it, not her, and she is completely innocent. (Excuse me while I choke on my lemon seltzer.) When the ladies all get together for a dinner later, sparks fly, and the episode ends with Meghan calling Vicki “a bitter old woman who’s mad at the world.” What is wrong with this girl? When I was 30, hell, when I was 20, I had the ability to understand that there were things outside the realm of my own experiences, and knew that I would one day age, gleaning from my elders rather than insulting them because they dared to get old. And for someone who claims they “own” everything they say or do, she’s better than Taylor Swift at shaking it off. I can’t wait until that tool of a husband dumps her and she has to get a real job. I’m going to laugh my ass off.

What is really despicable – and there are several Wives who do this – is when nasty comments are made under the guise of being “honest,” or even worse, “caring.”

Shannon’s birthday dinner doesn’t go much better. She and her husband are in counseling, trying to keep their marriage together after his affair. Not only is her birthday reminding her 50th the year before, where David went off to see another woman after “seeing” her, David takes her and their daughters to a sports bar for dinner. Not exactly Shannon’s cup of tea. I’ve heard these two are doing well now, and I’m very glad to hear it. While David is not a favorite of mine, I like Shannon. There are times when she can act batsh*t crazy, but she has reason to be emotional, and this is not the easiest bunch to deal with. I like her sense of humor and I honestly think she’s one of the most real of all the Wives.

Heather sure is having a big house built. The first thing I thought was, more house, more incentive to save junk you don’t need. I’m assuming they have household help, but I just don’t see having a house a mile wide. I’m not that good of a roller skater.

Don’t Be Tardy

Just a quickie here. I have a weird relationship with this show. Since Kim Zolciak (now) Biermann has spun off from The Real Housewives of Atlanta, I remain ambivalent on one hand and hypnotized on the other. I constantly say I’m going to skip the show because my television plate is already too full, but I end up seeing one of the late night reruns (excuse me, encore performances) because I’m still up. And enjoying it.

I wasn’t that crazy about Kim when we first met her on the Wives. I was in agreement with Nene Leakes when she said the infamous words, “Close your legs to married men.” But Kim’s daughters seemed so well-adjusted, I knew she couldn’t be all bad. Adding husband Kroy to the mix confirmed that. Highly doubtful that he would have married her, had she been the gold-digging shrew The Wives portrayed her to be.

My hat’s off to the Biermanns. They seem like a lovely, loving family, captivating in the crazy way they function. I especially applaud Kim and Kroy’s parenting skills, and how they ride the fine line between spoiling the kids (because, face it, they have the bucks, so why not?) and keeping them disciplined and grounded.

Maybe that’s why I always end up watching them. Every family is dysfunctional, but they have a knack for making it function for them.