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July 17, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Sonny Wants Valentin Neutralized, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Coming Soon, Last Farewells, Mid-Year Hauntings, A Clique Of Quotes & Where’s the Salt

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What I Watched Today

(Nada enchilada summer – condensed because life is short & summer should be fun)

General Hospital

Monday:

In the hospital boardroom, Laura said she had something to discuss with Tracy before the board meeting. Outside at the desk, Elizabeth told Sonny that she thought Laura’s idea to have him fill the 16th seat on the hospital board was brilliant.

Charlotte met Gio and Emma at the pool. Gio saw Rocco and went over to talk to him. He asked if Rocco hadn’t felt like answering his texts, and Rocco asked if Gio expected him to after ratting him out to their dad. Charlotte told Emma that it was hard to tell how Rocco felt about anyone right now, when Danny walked in.

At Bobbie’s, Britt thanked Lucas for picking her up from the hospital.

Brook asked why Chase did everything to protect Willow over her, but he said that wasn’t what he was doing. She said his actions said otherwise. He just dropped everything and went when Willow called. He’d left her and Phoebe at the pool. Chase said she’d told him that was okay, and she said she lied. He asked if it wasn’t a test and she said it was both. She asked if he’d go to Willow if she called right now for his help, and he said, yes.

Jack saw Carly at the hospital and he told her that she should let Josslyn rest, but she told him not to tell her what was best for her daughter.

Valentin told Anna that he was a free man and she said it had to be quite a story. She asked how Charlotte was and he said, fine, 16 going on 30. He gestured to her new hairdo, and she said she wasn’t allowed to keep a comb, so she had it chopped off. He said he liked it (my jury is still out) and that he’d been worried about her. She said her too, but now she was home and had a firm grip on reality.

On a plane, a man read Welcome to Port Charles, and asked the attendant how the arrival was looking. She said they’d be landing in about an hour and 16 minutes. She asked if the man next to him needed anything, but Jason said he was good. Soon he’d have everything he needed.

Chase said it was no reflection on how he felt about Brook, but she said, every time he stepped in to rescue Willow, it felt like he was slipping further away. He said she’d never been in Willow’s position. She had a family. Brook said Willow had her mother and had the whole Quartermaine clan before she’d slept with Drew, but he said Willow had spent most of her life with no one to count on and needed him in a way Brook didn’t.

Britt thanked Lucas for breakfast, and he asked if Fitzpatrick told her out of nowhere that the WSB was letting her go. She said, pretty much, and he said not only was she free, she didn’t have Huntington’s, but she said it hadn’t sunk in yet. He asked what she was going to do with her wide open future.

Gio said he’d stood by twice when Rocco got into serious trouble, and Rocco said he knew now that he couldn’t trust Gio. Gio said he was Rocco’s older brother and would always help him, but telling Rocco what he wanted to hear wasn’t the same thing as helping him. Gio said, even if Rocco stayed mad forever, he’d be there for him.

Danny started to leave when he saw Rocco, but Charlotte said, don’t do this.

Carly asked if Jack was briefing Josslyn on her next mission when she hadn’t recovered from the last one, and he said Carly’s life would be hell if she didn’t accept Josslyn was a WSB agent. She said Josslyn had made her choice, but what she couldn’t accept was Jack’s role in all this. He’d taken advantage of her trust and lured Josslyn in. He said he hadn’t and his feelings for her were 100% real. He’d regretted recruiting Josslyn, but she was an excellent agent. When he was sidelined, Josslyn had ended up stopping the most dangerous threats the WSB had ever faced. They were doing an internal investigation to make sure another Cullum never happened again. He was sorry her fear and desperation to get Josslyn out of the WSB drove her to get involved with Valentin Cassadine. That was always a mistake.

Valentin told Anna about trying to reach her in France. How bad was it? It had sounded like she was convinced Faison was alive. She said the last time she’d seen him, he was being hauled away. What was he thinking with the polonium poisoning? He said Carly had forgiven him, but Anna said Carly had never met a grudge she couldn’t hold onto. He said, if she hadn’t forgiven him, she wouldn’t have hidden him in her attic for the last 7 months and 16 days.

Tracy asked if Laura lost her mind. There was no place for Sonny Corinthos on this hospital board. Sonny walked in.

Brook said Chase was her husband and they were building a life together. She couldn’t do it without him and wouldn’t want to. He said he felt the same way, and she wondered if he’d started to look at her differently when she’d asked to put the adoption process on hold because of Gio, but he said he’d understood that. She asked if he’d felt she was choosing Gio over him and if she’d pushed him toward Willow.

Britt told Lucas that she had to replace everything that was in her wallet. Technically, she didn’t exist as far as society was concerned. He asked if she was still coming back to GH, but she said she didn’t know. She needed a shower before making any big decisions. Don’t tell Carly, but she’d hid a key under the hallway planter. She went upstairs.

Emma asked how it went with Rocco, but Gio said, not great. Rocco thought he’d let him down, but it was the right thing to do. She said Rocco would come around. He was lucky to have his big brother.

Charlotte said Danny couldn’t avoid Rocco forever. He should have been honest about shooting Cullum, but his parents had sworn him to secrecy. He said Rocco should have stepped up and stopped his dad from going to prison, but she said he’d made a mistake like Danny did when he told Brennan that Rocco shot Cullum. He said he’d never apologize for trying to save his dad.

Jason flashed back to being taken, then being thrown in a dark cell in handcuffs. His seatmate said the 11 hour time difference meant they were in for brutal jet lag, but he was sure Jason would just be glad to be home.

Jack told Carly not to align herself with Valentin just to spite him, but she said her relationship with Valentin had nothing to do with him. Except for the fact she went to Valentin when she’d needed an ally to get her daughter out of the WSB, thanks to him. She’d seen the kind of man Valentin truly was.

Anna asked how Valentin ended up on Carly’s doorstep, and he said he’d intended on finding Anna to warn her that Brennan was asking questions about Faison and see if she’d help him. He was told she was on assignment with the WSB, but she was being held prisoner under Windymere. She asked how the hell he knew that.

Tracy said she had no intention of changing her mind. She’d been on the board a long time and when she spoke, people listened. Sonny said she didn’t give them a choice, and before Tracy could speak, Laura said, that’s enough. Sonny had given generously to the hospital for years, and wasn’t Tracy glad Sidwell was behind bars? Sonny helped with that, and she’d thought Tracy would recognize a man who actually thought about the city and the hospital. Tracy said Sonny should never have a say about what went on in the hospital. He’d killed Alan and Monica’s son.

Chase told Brook that he’d been disappointed at first, but it had all worked out. The only reason he’d gotten more involved with Willow was that she’d been in trouble. He’d felt bad and wanted to be there for her as a friend, but he’d never considered how it would affect their marriage or Brook. She was his everything and he was so sorry he’d taken their bond for granted.

Charlotte said she’d never ask Danny to apologize for helping his dad. She didn’t tell Rocco what he’d done because she didn’t want Rocco to worry. Rocco approached and said, worry about what? and Danny asked if Rocco’s overprotective parents were there babysitting him. Rocco said they’d been babysitting him the night he’d saved Jason’s life, and Danny said Rocco’s dad did nothing when his dad was hauled away by the WSB. Charlotte said, enough. If they didn’t get past this, they’d lose each other and lose her too.

Jason woke up breathing heavily and asked his seatmate how long he was out. The man said, a few minutes, enough to have a pretty good nightmare though.

Tracy said, both Alan and Monica had served as Chief of Staff while all Sonny did was kill their son and get away with that. In their honor, she’d never let Sonny serve on the board. Sonny said he appreciated what Laura was trying to do, but GH needed a unified board and that wasn’t happening right now. He left, and Tracy said it was easier than she’d expected.

Lucas heard a shriek and jumped up. Britt came downstairs and said his bitch of a sister had changed the lock.

Carly said her idea of who Valentin was had been based on Jack’s version of him. The old friend who’d ruthlessly betrayed his partner in crime to save his own skin. But Jack was the one who’d betrayed his partner in crime. He’d set up Valentin and condemned him to a life in prison, while he got a slap on the wrist. Jack said Valentin was no innocent, and Carly agreed, but said, when it mattered the most, Valentin was willing to sacrifice his life in ways Jack never would have.

Valentin said he knew Anna had been held at Windymere because Josslyn was held in the same room and had seen her message on the wall. Anna showed him the drawing Obrecht made and said she would have given anything to know that what she’d remembered was real. The doctors kept trying to sell her this WSB cover story and she’d hallucinated some things, so she wasn’t sure. Finally, she just gave in and told them what they wanted to hear. Now she knew being in that room wasn’t a delusion she’d conjured up. Peter said, see Anna? You were right all along.

Danny said he couldn’t let this go. His mom was gone and his dad was in prison because he’d covered for Rocco. Rocco said he didn’t make Jason do that, but Danny said Rocco didn’t have to go along with Jason when he did, and walked out.

Jason remembered being told he was being released and being dragged to his feet. The plane was about to descend, and Jason’s seatmate said there would be a car waiting to take him wherever he wanted to go. Jason said, what about him? and the man said he told Jason that he’d get him there and he had. Enjoy the rest of his life. They shook hands.

Britt asked if Lucas knew about this and brought her there to laugh at her having literally nowhere to go, and he said he’d brought her there because she needed a favor. How was Carly supposed to know to hold the room for her? She’d fled the country with a minor. She said Judgy Lucas had finally arrived, and he said she constantly assumed he was out to get her. He and Marco risked everything to help her because they thought she was doing the right thing, but she was just looking out for herself, as always.

Anna was staring at Peter, and Valentin asked if she was all right. Carly had said she’d tried to escape once. She said she’d tried to escape several times. Once she made it as far as Faison’s chateau near the Swiss border. She’d gone there to find evidence that he was alive, but found a letter saying that he’d raised a son. It was then she knew that the man who’d come to Port Charles wasn’t Nathan, and the only way she could warn Felicia was if she could get her doctor to agree to a visit, so she had to turn herself into a model patient. Valentin said it was impressive, and she said, almost as impressive as him turning up on her doorstep a free man. How was that possible?

Chase told Brook that Tracy tried to warn him that he was taking their marriage for granted, but he didn’t see it. It was killing him that Brook said she felt like he was putting someone else first. She and Phoebe came first and after a big space came everybody else. She said she knew it was wrong to frame Willow and was ashamed that she did it, but it came from a place of fear. She was afraid of losing him, so she’d reverted back to who she was before him. He’d helped her to become a better person. They hugged and she asked if he was going to tell Willow what she’d done. Or should she?

Sonny told Elizabeth that the board thing wasn’t going to work out, and she said she was sorry. He said he loved the hospital and it had helped a lot of people he loved. He was always going to love it, but all of Tracy’s reasons weren’t wrong. Elizabeth said they’d see.

Chase said neither of them was going to tell Willow. The information from Willow’s trip log cast suspicion, but didn’t prove anything. That’s why they’d had to let Willow go. But tampering with evidence was a criminal offense, which was why they had to stay quiet. They were in this together. Till death do us part, remember?

Elizabeth told Tracy that she needed to put Sonny on the board, but Tracy said it wasn’t Elizabeth’s place. Laura said, if it wasn’t hers, whose was it? Unlike them, Elizabeth worked there and was a respected member of the staff. Elizabeth said she’d treated patients in the Stone Cates AIDS wing and the Michael Corinthos Center for Pediatric Head Injuries – two wings that Sonny had donated. He’d also supported the Nurses Ball every single year and sent sandwiches anonymously to the night shift every Saturday… except they knew it was him. Tracy said her family had also been very generous. That wasn’t the point. Elizabeth said the point was that what made the hospital so special was that they would treat anyone and everyone who came through the doors. At least that’s what her grandmother Audrey used to always say. Was she wrong? Laura said, never once that she remembered, and Elizabeth said, and her grandfather, the hospital’s first Chief of Internal Medicine, dedicated his life to the citizens of Port Charles. Sonny was one of the main reasons the hospital was still there after 63 years, and she knew her grandparents would want him on the board. So maybe Tracy could put her personal feelings aside and think of General Hospital.

Lucas said, so all that talk about Britt being a better person was out the window because she didn’t have Huntington’s, and she asked if she was supposed to fall on her knees in gratitude every time she saw him. He said he would love that, but didn’t want her to lie, and she said, fine. He said he liked her better when she thought she was dying, and left.

Carly said Jack had the nerve to look her in the eye and tell her that he’d taken advantage of her daughter just because she was a great asset for the WSB, and he said her daughter was serving her country. She said, so was Valentin. He’d turned himself into the WSB to stop Cullum. What had Jack done lately? He said Valentin was a free man now, but she said he didn’t know that was going to happen. He was planning on going back to Steinmauer to save Josslyn and Charlotte, the people they loved. Jack didn’t understand love. He’d told her that himself. He said, don’t forget the other person Valentin would do anything to save. Anna was back in Port Charles.

Valentin told Anna that he was very lucky Z was willing to meet with him and luckier still that Z would hear him out and take him at his word. He got to Spoon Island just in time to airlift Josslyn to General Hospital. He saved her life. Anna said Leisl insisted that Cullum was in charge, not Cassius like the WSB claimed, and he said he’d never met Cassius, but knew Cullum was no hero. Anna said, Britt and Cassius said they were working with him, and he said, all he knew was, with Cullum dead… She said, and his name cleared, and he said he had his life back. She said she was so happy for him. Charlotte must be over the moon. He said she was. Lulu, however… She said he could afford to be generous to the mother of his child, and he said she was right. They all deserved second chances. He should go. He was very happy she was home and safe. She thanked him for coming to see her and he said wild horses couldn’t keep him away. They hugged.

Tracy told Sonny that Elizabeth was right about some things, and while he’d never get her vote, she wouldn’t stand in the way of his nomination. Laura said that sounded like a fair compromise, but after all this, did he still want to be on the board? He said if Tracy could put up with him, he could put up with her, and Laura said she thought the two of them could put up with just about anything, including each other, for the good of this hospital. Tracy agreed, and Laura said they’d work together to ensure a bright future for this hospital, and Tracy shook Sonny’s hand.

Brook thanked Chase for protecting her when he had every right to be disappointed in her, but he said he was disappointed in them. They both let something come between them. She said, never again, and he said, now they moved forward with no more lies, no more secrets, and they hugged.

Rocco told Charlotte that Danny was an ass. What was more important, that he’d saved Jason’s life or that he didn’t tell anyone about it? Charlotte said it was more complicated than that. Danny was worried about his dad. Was that so hard to get? She wished Rocco had told Danny what was going on with him. Rocco said he was so sick of his sister taking Danny’s side, and walked off.

Valentin said he’d see Anna around, and she said, perhaps even out in public. He left, and Peter said he hoped Anna wasn’t going to let Valentin distract her. She had important work to do. She said she knew.

Jason’s seatmate went to the hospital and told Elizabeth that he was Tristan Roberts, the new surgeon on staff. She said, welcome to General Hospital Dr. Roberts.

Carly told a nurse that she was there to see Josslyn, but she wasn’t in her room, and the nurse said Josslyn was in for some tests. They’d let her know when Josslyn was done. Carly sat down to wait.

A server asked if Britt wanted more coffee. Refills were free. Britt said, yeah, but she drew the line at 16. Hit her again.

Danny walked home and found Jason waiting at the boathouse. He flew to his father, hugging him, and Jason said he was home.

Tuesday:

Charlotte and Valentin showed up at Windymere where Dante was gathering evidence.

Jack wondered why he’d been summoned to Drew’s place when he was looking for his black box, but Willow said she had a more pressing problem.

Elizabeth and Tristan introduced themselves. She asked if he’d like a tour of the hospital, but Tracy interrupted wanting to talk to Elizabeth.

Jordan showed up at Portia’s house and asked her to say Isaiah had provoked Curtis. Curtis being found not guilty was better for everyone, especially the baby.

At Bobbie’s on the phone, Britt asked Carly to stop dodging her calls, when Isaiah walked in. He said he was glad she was back, and she said he was probably the only one.

Danny asked if Jason escaped, but Jason said he was home for good and a free man.

Willow told Jack about the cops questioning her regarding the accident, and Nina asked if he could make the trip log disappear, but he said it wasn’t necessary. They didn’t have any evidence, so it was a non-starter. Nina asked about the black box, and he said he’d been on his way to Spoon Island to look for it. Willow said they were running out of the paralytic drug and wouldn’t be able to control Drew much longer.

Valentin said he was going to buy Windymere back, but Dante said he didn’t think it was for sale. The WSB had seized it. Valentin was non-plussed and wanted to do a walk-through, so Dante asked Matthews to go with them. Charlotte left with Matthews, and Dante said he wasn’t happy Valentin was back. He asked Valentin to stop telling Charlotte that the impossible was possible, but Valentin said Dante didn’t know what was possible. Dante insinuated that Valentin wanted Charlotte to love him and reject Lulu, but had no idea the damage he was doing to his daughter.

Portia told Jordan that it wouldn’t be better for Isaiah, who was also suing Curtis in civil court. She wanted Curtis to take responsibility for what he’d done. Jordan said Curtis was generous in giving Portia the house, but Portia said there had been no strings attached and she wasn’t indebted to Curtis.

Isaiah said Portia would be relieved that Britt was back since her due date was coming up, and Britt was surprised there was no lecture. Isaiah said Britt hadn’t taken off on a whim and it wasn’t anyone’s business. He asked if Portia knew she was back, but she said she hadn’t even talked to GH about it.

Tristan said the tour could wait and he’d deal with his paperwork first. He left for HR, and Elizabeth asked Tracy not to scare him off. She wondered why Tracy wasn’t at the board meeting, and Tracy said she’d promised not to oppose Laura about Sonny and couldn’t be in the room when it happened. If he was on the board, people would think he decided how the hospital allocated its funds and that he was using the hospital to sanitize his reputation. Elizabeth said, like ELQ had done many times in the past.

Danny asked what had happened to Jason’s face, but Jason said it was fine. It didn’t matter. It was over. Danny asked why he’d been let go, but Jason said he didn’t know. 48 hours ago, he’d been released and put on a plane back to Port Charles. Danny said he hadn’t even told him yet, and Jason said, told who what?

Valentin said Lulu was pushing Charlotte away, but Dante said Charlotte needed her mother. Valentin said he thought Dante blamed Charlotte for some of Rocco’s more questionable decisions. It was better for everyone if Charlotte lived with him for a while. Lulu could still see her and the distance would ease the tension. He thought Dante was smart enough to know that Lulu had picked a fight she ultimately was going to lose.

Willow said she’d been forced to stretch out the drug and Drew was regaining his mobility, and Nina said they needed the proof now. She’d help Jack look at Windymere. She used to live there and could keep him from lying about what he did or didn’t find. She and Jack left.

Tracy said she hoped Elizabeth was right. She and her family had paid dearly for giving Sonny the benefit of the doubt.

Danny told Jason that let the WSB know about Rocco. Everyone lied about it, including Jason. Why did Jason let them take him away?

Dante said it was about what was best for Charlotte now, but soon it would be about what was best for Valentin. Valentin said he always put Charlotte first, but Dante said, if he did, he’d want her to be with Lulu for the stability she provided. Charlotte walked in and said, sorry, but stability wasn’t lying to your kids. Her dad treated her like she was 16 not 6, and that’s why she was choosing to live with him.

Portia asked Jordan to leave. She was sick of Jordan’s stand-by-your-man attitude. She’d used it when Portia and Curtis were still married. Jordan said Curtis had always been hers.

Elizabeth said she was sorry about Tracy, but Tristan said, board members were the same all over the world. She asked if he wanted the tour now, but he said jet lag was catching up and he had to look for his B&B. He asked if she’d heard of Bobbie’s, and she said it was a Port Charles staple, but not really a B&B. He said he’d booked it online, and she said it was definitely convenient and they had great BLTs.

Willow checked on Drew and said she knew he’d lied to Fitzpatrick, saying she hadn’t been there the night of Jordan’s accident. He thought he’d get her in trouble, but he’d suffer the consequences. She’d sent Scout to live with Alexis.

Jason said he’d made a split second decision after Rocco shot Cullum, and Danny said Rocco claimed he’d shot Cullum because he was about to kill Jason. Wouldn’t it have been self-defense or something? Jason said, Cullum was a well-decorated WSB director and neither of them would have been believed. All he could think was, what if it was Danny? He did what he had to do. Danny asked if he’d thought they may never see each other again.

Charlotte complained about what had been done to her room, but Valentin said it might take a while for them to move back in. In the meantime, he’d be at the MetroCourt. She wondered why he wasn’t staying with Carly, when Jack and Nina walked in.

Willow told Drew that Scout loved being able to see her aunts and brother whenever she wanted. She loved having Scout with her, but she couldn’t trust him. If he wasn’t so vindictive, she’d let him go, but she’d seen firsthand what he was like and wouldn’t let him destroy her life. The doorbell rang and Willow opened the door to Kai, who was there to pick up a hard copy of her proposal for the hospital. She invited him in, and he asked how Drew was. She said his physical condition was the same, but he was a fighter. It made him tired and she wished he’d learn to pick his battles.

Elizabeth asked Dante how Rocco was, and Dante said he was relieved Rocco was back home. He was there for a physical. He wanted to have everything ready for Anna to come back, but back to normal wasn’t working out so far. Did Elizabeth know Valentin was back in town?

Jason said he’d thought he’d have time to come up with a plan, and Danny said Jason threw his life away for something he hadn’t done. Jason said he was back and okay. The place he was held in was really bad and Danny wouldn’t have wanted Rocco to go through that. Danny said he was glad Rocco didn’t have to, but why did it always have to be his dad?

Tristan went to Bobbie’s and asked the manager about his room. She gave him his receipt and room key, when Britt came to the counter. She said that was her room, but Tristan said his name was on the receipt.

Danny said it had been rough. He couldn’t even get a message to Jason. Jason said he was sorry Danny got caught up in the consequences of his actions, but he couldn’t change the past. From now on being Danny’s father was his only priority. Nothing was more important, but he needed to know who Danny had talked to at the WSB. Danny said, Chief Brennan, but Brennan told him to drop it. Tracy came by and said she was glad Jason was back.

Portia said Isaiah’s career might be over, but Curtis hadn’t apologized or taken responsibility for his actions. Jordan said Isaiah provoked him, but Portia said Curtis wasn’t a child. Jordan said Portia assumed the trial would go her way, but it wasn’t a done deal. Curtis was going to make the argument that Isaiah was the other driver who’d left them to die. Why did Portia refuse to consider the possibility? Portia wanted to punish Curtis for being with her.

Dante told Elizabeth about Valentin and Charlotte showing up at Windymere and Valentin saying they were going to live there. Elizabeth asked if Lulu had agreed to let Charlotte live with Valentin, but he said, no. Valentin was going to make Lulu look like the bad guy. She said she was with Lulu on this one, but he said Charlotte was adamant that she wanted to live with her dad. She asked if something else was going on, and he said he was starting to think Charlotte was a bad influence on Rocco. (I’m starting to think Dante has a pattern of blaming everyone else for his kids’ problems.)

Jack introduced himself to Matthews and said Valentin was a free man thanks to his good advice. He was the one who’d told Valentin to go to the WSB, and Z obviously rewarded him with his freedom. Valentin said it was more complicated than that, and Jack said it always was. Charlotte asked why Nina was there.

Dante told Elizabeth that Charlotte was secretive and getting into trouble. He thought the pushback against Lulu was affecting Rocco, but Elizabeth said maybe he was just be being a normal teenager who wanted privacy. Dante said he didn’t want to know everything, but felt like Rocco helped hide Valentin, and Charlotte had blind faith in her father. It was making her reckless, and he was afraid it would rub off on Rocco. She asked if he was thinking about not letting Charlotte see Rocco anymore.

Jason told Tracy that he was a free man, and she said she was glad to see his face. She hadn’t known if she would again. He said he’d like to take Danny away for a few days if Danny wanted to go.

Britt said there had been a mistake, but Tristan told her to take it up with the landlord. She said Carly, the landlord, was dodging her calls. She’d had to leaved town unexpectedly and Carly had changed the locks. She’d just gotten out of jail and the key opened her room and the bathroom. It was a magic key. He asked why she’d been in jail, but she said that wasn’t important, and Isaiah said he was sure they could work something out. Britt said Tristan could give her the key and find another room. The Cosmopolitan was lovely. Tristan wondered why she didn’t move there, but she said she was low on funds. He said that was her problem, but she said she was making it his problem.

Willow went to get the proposal, and Drew knocked something over to get Kai’s attention.

Dante told Elizabeth that Charlotte and Lulu had a battle of wills going on and he was afraid it was going to make Rocco withdraw. It might not be a bad idea for Charlotte to live with Valentin, but he was staying out of it. Elizabeth said it was ultimately up to Lulu and Valentin, but Dante could vent to her. He said he owed her one, and she said, by now, he owed her three.

Isaiah said Britt was angry at the situation, not this guy personally, and Tristan said, this guy hasn’t slept in 36 hours. He was going upstairs to the room he had a key for. Good luck with the landlord. She told him, watch out for the bedbugs, but he said they’d be a welcome relief after her and went upstairs.

Tracy said she thought Jason and Danny going away was a good idea. Danny probably had questions and if Jason was going to confide in anyone, it would be him. Danny said he wanted to go, and Jason asked Tracy to tell Alexis. She said she’d be delighted to be his messenger and told them to have a good trip.

Nina said her brother died at Windymere. Even if he wasn’t Nathan, she wanted to understand what happened there. Valentin said if she wanted the truth, don’t waste her time around Jack, but Jack said he could say the same about Valentin. Jack asked Matthews to take Valentin and Charlotte to the launch, but Charlotte didn’t want to leave. Valentin said it was okay. They needed to talk to someone anyway. Charlotte said Jack and Nina used her to get to her father. She wouldn’t forget what they’d done. In the foyer, Charlotte said she hated that guy, and Valentin said she wasn’t alone. Don’t worry. It might take a while, but they’d get their house back. They left.

Nina asked where they started, but Jack said they had a bigger problem now. Valentin knew there was something there that they wanted. If he found the black box before they did, they were screwed.

Kai said Drew could move, and Drew moved his hand. Kai said it was great news. Willow would be so happy. Drew blinked twice for no, and Kai said, he didn’t want Willow to know? Drew blinked once for yes, when Willow came back and said she’d thought she heard a noise. Kai said he’d just knocked something over and took the proposal from her. He said she’d have it tomorrow and left. Willow said she didn’t believe Kai knocked anything over. He wasn’t clumsy and had good reflexes. Drew tried to signal him, didn’t he? It would be so much easier if she could trust him. How did he think this was going to end? She flashed back to Jack saying, you could always kill him, and told Drew that she was warning him. Don’t force her hand. She was never letting her kids get taken away from her again.

Jordan said Portia wanted to punish Curtis for choosing her, and Portia said, only after she chose Isaiah. She was the one who left Curtis. Jordan said Portia didn’t leave, she’d cheated, and only came clean when she was on the stand. Portia told her to go and enjoy the time she had with Curtis. It was only a matter of time before they imploded. They’d failed once and would again. Jordan left, when Portia doubled over in pain. She sank to the floor and said, oh no.

Wednesday:

Portia groaned and clutched her baby bump.

Curtis sat with Stella at a table by the pool and asked, what’s the occasion? He had the feeling she had more in mind than a delicious meal and sparkling conversation. She said she had something to tell him. She knew Trina had been keeping her distance from him and Portia and her showcase was tonight.

Trina and Gio met Brook at a studio, and Brook said, when the execs got there, they’d both blow them away. They could offer Trina a record deal, and if they didn’t, they weren’t the right fit. She thought this would be a good space for them to do the showcase because it was more intimate, and Gio said they also had better control over the acoustics. Brook said she’d be right back, and Trina told Gio that it was a mistake. She couldn’t do this.

Carly flashed back to Jack telling her that Anna was back, when Valentin approached. He said she was far too beautiful to look so troubled.

Anna went to see Josslyn at the hospital and asked how she was. Josslyn said she was getting there. How was Anna? Anna said, same. She was hoping Josslyn could get her across the finish line.

Michael dropped the kids off with Willow, and Wiley asked if Michael could stay for dinner.

Nina wondered how much time they had before Valentin came back and tried to find out what they were after, and Jack said, not long. Nina said they needed something to make Drew back off before he fully recovered.

Drew moved his finger.

Josslyn asked if Valentin hadn’t talked to Anna, and Anna thanked her for sending him. But Obrecht maintained it was Cullum who’d been the mastermind behind all of this, and suggested she talk to Josslyn. Anna wanted a second opinion. Josslyn told her about breaking into Windymere during the blizzard and running into Cullum. He’d bought her cover story and told her that he was the groundskeeper, but she knew something was off. When he left the room, she found cigarillos and a copy of The Crystalline Conspiracy. The woman on the cover looked exactly like Anna.

Carly said she’d just been thinking about Josslyn, and asked how Charlotte was. Valentin said she was fine. He’d taken her to Windymere. He wanted it to be her home again, but his assets were frozen, so it might take a while. She said he could stay at the MetroCourt, but he said he didn’t want to freeload. She said she’d fed and housed him for months in her attic, when Britt approached the table and asked why Carly always had to be such a spiteful bitch.

Portia asked the baby to wait, then yelled out in pain, when Jordan came back.

Josslyn said Cassius claimed to have no knowledge of Anna’s kidnapping until after the fact, and Anna asked if she believed him. Josslyn said she wanted to, but had no concrete proof, and Anna asked if Cassius hadn’t kidnapped her. Josslyn said, yes, but she thought it was a last resort. He’d had opportunities to take her out, but didn’t, and protected her from Cullum. Anna asked if she would say Cassius was working for Cullum rather than with him, and Josslyn said that was the dynamic she’d witnessed. She thought there were parts of Cassius that were good. He wanted to be worthy of Nathan and at times tried to be, but it still made him responsible for what happened to Anna. That’s what made it worth destroying his reputation in exchange for Jason and Valentin’s freedom.

Valentin said Britt may want to rethink her opening, and Carly asked him to give them a minute. He said, of course (🍷), and stepped away. Britt said Carly had changed the locks and rented out her room to some guy. That was low, even for her. Carly said Britt had disappeared, and Britt said she was running for her life. Carly asked if Britt had to kidnap her cousin, and Britt said she didn’t kidnap him, but Carly said she had no reason to think Britt would be back and if she was, she’d be going to jail. Britt asked where her things were, and Carly said they were gone.

Nina told Jack that the west turret was vast and secluded. His black box could easily disappear there. He said he’d follow her lead, but then suddenly sat down.

Willow said she and Michael had to sync up their calendars and told the kids to check their bedrooms for presents from Grandma Nina. When they were gone, Willow said Michael’s last attempt to frame her failed.

Trina said, what if they hated her? but Gio said that wasn’t possible. She said they saw a lot of talented people and didn’t know anything about her, but he said all they needed to know was that she was great. Don’t sing to them. Sing to him. Or imagine singing to Kai or Emma or Josslyn or Stella, or even her parents. She had so many people in her corner, just sing to them like they were all there. In a way, they were. Brook came back and said Trina was on in 5.

At the pool, Kai said Trina’s showcase would be starting soon, and Emma said they had to relax, chill, send out good vibes, and stop doing whatever this was. Trina and Gio promised to text them when it was over and they’d agreed to give them space. Kai said the not knowing was driving him crazy. He hoped Trina could put what was going on with her parents aside and focus on singing.

Curtis thanked Stella for telling him about the showcase, even though he would have preferred to hear it from Trina. Stella said Trina needed some distance right now and they needed to respect that. He said they had. He and Portia were going through some rough times and Trina always seemed to get caught in the middle, so he had to support that even if he hated it. Stella said it wouldn’t be forever and when the baby came, they’d all start to heal. The families would come together and Trina would follow. He said it would be easier said than done with the trial looming, and she said Portia would be called to the stand. He said they’d just have to live with it. Whatever peace their child brought them would be short-lived.

Portia said she thought she’d told Jordan to leave, but Jordan said she was halfway down the walk when she heard Portia scream. Was it the baby? Portia said she was in labor, and Jordan asked if she could make it to the car, but Portia said her water broke and her contractions were close together. An ambulance was the only way she’d make it in time. Jordan called 911.

Brook introduced Gio and Trina to Jillian, Senior Manager of A&R, and Simon, Vice President of A&R. Simon said Brook had sung their praises to the rafters, and when that happened, they listened, and Trina thanked them. Brook told them to get ready, and Trina and Gio left. Simon asked if Gio was Brook’s son, and she said, yes. He was a talented musician in his own right. Trina deserved the best. He said Brook had always had a keen eye for talent, and Brook said Trina was a serious talent.

Jordan said an ambulance would be there as soon as possible, and Portia said they had to hurry. Otherwise, Jordan would have to deliver this baby.

Curtis saw Valentin, who asked about Jordan, and Curtis said she was healing. More important, she was alive and that was thanks to him. He owed Valentin one. Valentin said if Curtis had told the police, he would have been picked up months ago, but Curtis said there was no way he was giving Valentin up after he’d saved their lives. He hated that he had to ask Valentin for help again.

Carly said the police confiscated most of Britt’s things and she’d donated the rest, and Britt said Carly should have wanted to help her since she’d saved Josslyn when a maniac wanted to skewer her with a hook. Carly said she’d always be grateful for that, and Britt said she had a funny way of showing it. Plus, Jason would have wanted her to help. Carly said she did care what Jason wanted, but he wasn’t there, in no small part thanks to Britt. Britt was a wrecking ball, especially when it came to her own life, and the only person she had to blame was herself. Stop acting like the world owed her something and fix her life her own damn self. Carly walked off.

Willow told Michael about the trip log, but he said if someone was trying to frame her, it wasn’t him. She said he and his deranged family were the only ones who had something to gain from this, and he said she was a politician now, but she said none of her political rivals had anything to gain from her losing custody of her kids. He said it wasn’t him, and she said, not that it mattered. The PCPD had moved on, so she was in the clear. He congratulated her for not almost killing Curtis and Jordan the way she’d almost killed Drew, but she said she’d been exonerated. He said, acquitted. It wasn’t the same thing. Quit complaining when she’d gotten exactly what she wanted.

Drew moved his feet and hands, when the door opened. He made a fist.

Anna said the WSB statement exonerated Cullum and laid the blame for everything at Cassius’s feet, and Josslyn said, Cullum and Cassius both died on Spoon Island. She was the only witness, so she’d offered the Bureau a narrative that would help them save face, and she got Jason and Valentin home. Anna said, well played. But pointing the finger at Cassius may come back to bite her. Josslyn said she could handle Obrecht and Britt yelling at her, but Anna said it wasn’t just his loved ones she had to worry about. Was she asked to make that statement or had she offered? Josslyn said it was her idea, and Anna said, so the Bureau did her a favor. At some point, they’d ask her to reciprocate. She might not like what they asked her to do.

Curtis told Valentin that the other driver didn’t stop and didn’t come forward either. The police had determined a black BMW collided with the guardrail, so he wondered if Valentin remembered seeing a car. He needed to identify the other driver. Valentin flashed back to telling Carly to get Charlotte and Danny, and told Curtis that the other car would have been gone long before he got there.

Portia threw one of her shoes and screamed, where are they? Jordan said maybe some construction had slowed them down, and Portia said she thought they were going to have to do this themselves. Jordan suggested calling someone else. Maybe Isaiah or Britt. Literally anyone else. Portia said the baby was coming, and Jordan said she wasn’t a doctor. Could Portia stall? Portia said Jordan used to be a cop. She never delivered a baby? (My thought exactly.) Jordan said, once, a long time ago, and Portia said it was something you never forgot. She’d have to walk Jordan through it. Jordan said, we’re doing this. Let’s bring your baby into the world.

Valentin asked how it went with Britt, and Carly said, the usual. Me, me, me, me, me, Jason, me, me, me, me, me. He said he had to go, and she asked if Charlotte was okay. He said it wasn’t Charlotte. There was something else he had to do. He kissed her and asked if it was okay in this place, and she said it was more than okay.

Nina brought Jack some water, and he said he was just getting his sea legs, but she said if he kept pushing himself this hard, he’d have a real stroke. He said he was just doing it for her. She was the one who needed what was in the box because she and her daughter couldn’t take down Drew by shooting or drugging him.

Drew saw Wiley and Amelia and waved. Wiley said, Drew waved. That’s really good. Drew put a finger to his lips.

Simon said, ready when you are, and Trina sang.

Willow asked why she’d want to be framed, and Michael said, why else? It sent Chase running to her rescue and she loved that. She said it might be hard for him to understand, but Chase was her friend. He still saw the good in her. Michael said, what little there was left. She used to have so much. She said, then she married him. The real reason he was so angry with her was because she’d learned she didn’t have to depend on him. She was thriving without him and he couldn’t stand it. The kids came back and Amelia said, mommy, look. Wiley held a game box and Amelia carried a locked box wrapped in cellophane.

Nina said she’d check out the west turret, and Jack said he’d check out other rooms on that floor, but Nina said he’d collapse in one of them. Then she’d have to search for his unconscious body. No. Just stay there. She had this. She left, and we saw a hooded figure sneaking around.

Stella found Britt at the bar and asked if everything was okay, but Britt said nothing was okay. She thanked Stella for asking, and Stella asked if she could help. Britt said, no, but thank you again. She appreciated Stella and her kindness. Stella was one of the few people at GH who managed to make her days better. Stella said she was glad she could make a difference, and Britt said she always did. She wanted to make a difference again too. She hoped to be back at GH soon. Stella said, don’t get her wrong. Britt was a fabulous doctor and her patients loved her, but this little vacation wasn’t the first time she’d disappeared. Britt said it wasn’t her fault. She was a magnet for sociopaths. Stella said, regardless of whose fault it was, there were just so many times you could let people down before they stopped leaving the door open.

Kai told Emma, it killed him that Gio had to be convinced to play. He had music in his soul. Emma agreed, but said, ever since he found out Brook and Dante were his parents… Kai said, he smashed his violin at the Nurses Ball, and she said the violin had been a gift from Gio’s late mother… Okay, the woman who raised him and taught him about music. Ever since then, he only picked up a violin once. Ned and Sonny bought him a violin for Christmas. Leo found it and Gio had played it because he didn’t want to hurt Leo’s feelings. Tonight was a big deal for him too. Kai asked if she was hoping it would bring music back to Gio, and she said, yeah. Gio hadn’t made peace yet with his mom’s memory and how much he loved her. She felt like him playing again would be this ultimate sign of acceptance and forgiveness. Gio’s love and passion for music were taken from him and now he had to be the one to take it back.

Simon said Brook’s son was a downright virtuoso. He had an artist he’d love to pair Gio with. Brook said she appreciated that, but tonight was about Trina.

Gio said Trina totally killed it. It was perfect. Simon came in and said he’d like to hear it again. Trina was holding back. Show him who she was when she let loose.

Jordan told Portia, keep pushing. She was doing good. She had this. Portia said she didn’t know about that, but this baby was coming, and Jordan said she was as ready as she was ever going to be. Just tell her what to do. Portia said, support the head when it crowns and don’t pull. Just let the baby come to her. Was she ready? Jordan said, nope, but this baby is. So let’s do this. Now push… She said she saw the head. Push. Portia could do this.

Carly approached Emma and said she wanted to ask about Emma’s grandmother. She heard Anna was back in town. She must have been happy to see Emma. Emma said she thought Anna was happy to be home period. Everyone had been really helpful, especially Valentin.

Anna said she wanted to talk to Josslyn about something before she left, and Josslyn said, of course (🍷). Anna said, even though Josslyn arranged for Cassius to take the fall for all of this, the truth was, Josslyn didn’t really know how involved he was in the original plan. Or his years before his arrival there. Or if her abduction was his idea. Josslyn said she didn’t know any of that. She was sorry. Anna said the weaponizing of Faison’s obsession with her to torture her… Did Josslyn think it was Cullum’s idea or Cassius’s? Josslyn said if she had to guess, she’d say it was Cullum’s doing, and Anna said, but she couldn’t swear to it. Josslyn said, no. She was really sorry for everything Anna went through. Anna said she was really sorry for everything Josslyn went through and thanked her for sharing, and Josslyn said she’d let Anna know if she thought of anything else, but Anna said, just rest. With the life she’d signed up for, she’d need her rest. It was good to see her. Get well.

Anna left Josslyn’s room and saw Britt. She said they were just talking about Britt’s father – she saw Peter standing behind Britt – and her brother.

Wiley said Grandma Nina had gotten them a new board game and asked if Michael could stay and play with them, but Willow said he had to get going. Michael said she was right, but be good, okay? He hugged the kids and left, and Willow said, let’s see what this game’s about. Wiley told her that it said on the box it was for four players, but Willow said, don’t worry. They could make anything work, just the three of them.

Drew licked his lips and said, Willow…

Nina came back and told Jack, there was nothing. She thought they should come back tomorrow. It was late and he was exhausted. He said she didn’t have to sell him on that, but he thought they should go about this in a different way. The box had an infrared tag on it. They could use a scanner to find it. She said, wait. What? Why hadn’t they been using it this whole time? He said because borrowing a scanner from the WSB would draw attention. Ever since the Cullum debacle they were watching like hawks, so this being off the books… She said, it would be too risky, and he said, yes. She said they had to get their hands on it soon because they needed what was in that black box before Drew literally started talking. They walked to the door, and Nina said she was sensing a little bit of attitude. Don’t forget, she saved his life. He said, as if she’d ever let him, and they left. The hooded figure skulked around and took a black case from a secret space in the cellar.

Stella asked if she’d just seen Curtis have a friendly conversation with Valentin, and he said he wanted to thank Valentin for saving him and Jordan the night of the accident. She said he’d never told her about that, and he said he never told anyone. He guessed he should have told the police. She said, not much of a thank you, and he said that’s the way he saw it, but Valentin was a free man, so he could ask Valentin to come forward, see if he saw Isaiah behind the wheel the night of the crash, but no such luck. She said maybe that was for the best. He had a lot going on right now and this baby was coming whether he had it sorted out or not. Let the cops focus on who was driving the car, while he focused on this baby.

Trina sang again, and Simon smiled at Brook.

As Trina sang, Portia asked where her baby was. She didn’t hear her baby. Jordan held the baby, who started to cry. She handed him to Portia and said, congratulations. It’s a boy. Portia told the baby that she loved him and thanked Jordan.

Thursday:

Kai and Emma waited at the pool to hear from Gio and Trina. Kai started to think something went wrong, when Gio and Trina walked in. Emma asked how it went, and Trina said it wasn’t what they’d expected… The execs wanted to sign both of them as a duo. Kai hugged Trina.

Anna brought Britt into a hospital stairwell to speak privately, and asked if Britt knew her brother was holding her captive at Windymere.

Molly went to the stables, and Cody said it was agreed James needed to know Cassius wasn’t his real father. He had to figure out what to tell James. Maxie and Spinelli wouldn’t be there and breaking the news was all on him.

Obrecht went to see Josslyn, and Josslyn asked how she was. Obrecht said she was devastated, and Josslyn said she was sorry about Cassius. Obrecht said, the same son who’d saved Josslyn’s life and whose name she was defaming?

At the hospital, Jordan told Curtis that Portia and the baby were doing great, and he thanked her for calling. She asked what he was waiting for, and Stella said she’d call Trina. Curtis left, and Stella asked why Jordan had been with Portia when she’d had the baby.

Curtis went into Portia’s room where she was holding the baby.

Britt said Cassius hadn’t told her anything he was up to, but Anna found it hard to believe. Britt knew from the beginning he wasn’t Nathan, yet she’d said nothing. Why didn’t she tell anyone?

Obrecht said, the WSB blamed Cassius for Cullum’s crimes and said Cullum died a hero trying to stop him, and Josslyn said, unfortunately, that’s what happened. She was the one who told them.

Molly said James would hate who told him, but Cody said that’s why he had to do it. He loved James, but James didn’t need him the same way he needed his family. He was prepared to lose James. How did he tell him? He’d idolized his father and he had to break James’s heart. She said Cody was doing for him what Cassius couldn’t – telling him the truth.

Gio said it was Trina’s idea, and Trina said she’d had a bout of stage fright and he’d talked her off the ledge. Emma and Kai still wanted to know how the showcase went, and Gio said they performed their song from the recording booth. Trina said they thought it went well, but they’d had to do it a second time, then silence. Gio said, then his mom came back and said they loved it. He and Trina sang a duet and they were signed right then and there. Trina said now they wanted them to put a set together and open for one of their more established bands

Jordan said she’d been hoping to make peace with Portia when she went into labor, but the there wasn’t time to get her to the hospital. Stella asked if Jordan was saying she’d delivered the baby, and Jordan said she was heavily coached by Portia, but yeah. That baby was ready to meet the world. Stella hugged her, and Jordan said, Portia was really something. It was a beautiful moment she’d never forget.

Portia apologized for not calling Curtis and said the baby was perfect. Would he like to hold his son?

Stella told Isaiah that Portia had the baby, and he asked if she was okay. Stella said they were at the hospital, but she hadn’t seen them yet. Portia went into labor at home and Jordan happened to be with her and delivered the baby. They did real well. Isaiah wanted to see Portia, but Stella said Curtis was with her and suggested he give them some space.

Curtis took the baby and said he was perfect. Welcome to the world. Portia told him to introduce himself, and he said, I’m your father.

Stella called Trina about the baby, and she said she’d be right there. She told the others that her mom had the baby.

Anna said, they told Britt she was dying so she’d build the prototype, and Britt said, yes. Anna said, it was perverse, but also kind of genius. It kept Britt under their thumb in a way the threat of killing her wouldn’t have. Britt said it made her think she needed them, and Anna said it was a great part of Faison’s playbook. Britt said he was dead, and Anna said she was aware, but he did teach Britt’s brother everything he knew.

Obrecht said Cassius made the perfect scapegoat. How convenient he wasn’t there to defend himself. She could see why the WSB would make up this story. They couldn’t withstand another scandal. But why would Josslyn go along with it? Perhaps she should go to the press. Josslyn said, that would be a mistake. It would draw attention to the Bureau and Obrecht didn’t want that. Trust her. Obrecht said she used to. So did Cassius. Josslyn was dragging her son’s name thought the mud after he’d risked his life to save them and stop Cullum. Josslyn said that’s what Cassius wanted them to think.

Molly said by telling James the truth and letting James hate him, Cody was demonstrating how much he loved James. James might forget he was a great guy for a little while, but one day he’d appreciate Cody’s honesty. Felicia brought James in and he hugged Cody. He said he missed Cody, and Cody said he missed James too. He asked James to help him in the tack room. They needed to talk about something.

Portia said the baby didn’t cry right away and it was like a nightmare. But then he let out this huge wail and this man got some pipes on him. Curtis said his dad would love to hear that. He had to call him. Portia said she was sorry. She knew Curtis had wanted to be there for the birth. Curtis said he knew how badly she wanted to give birth in the hospital, but sometimes life just changed plans on them. He was there now and that’s all that mattered. He wondered if it was natural to feel overwhelmed, and she said she hoped so, since she felt the same way. He asked if she’d given any thought to a name, when Isaiah came in.

Gio brought out some champagne and said he wished Emma could have heard Trina sing. She was amazing. She came alive when she performed. Emma said, so did he, and he asked what she wasn’t saying. She said she knew this had always been Trina’s fantasy dream, but she was wondering if it was his.

Anna said Faison raised Cassius, so it made sense that Britt’s brother would know what kind of mind games would get inside her head. Britt said she was sorry for what happened to Anna, but Anna was home. She had people who loved her, who were happy to have her back. Anna was lucky because the alternative sucked. Local pariah reporting for duty. She wasn’t even good enough to rent a room above a diner. Anna wondered if Britt was asking for her sympathy, but Britt said she was asking for Anna’s understanding, because they had a lot more in common than Anna thought.

Josslyn said Cassius had Obrecht convinced that he wanted to change his life and be more like Nathan, and Obrecht said, he was well on his way. Josslyn said she bought that too. That’s why she’d run out to help him, but Cassius repaid her with a bullet. Obrecht said she was confused, but Josslyn said she watched Cassius take aim and shoot. She knew it was hard for Obrecht to accept, but Cassius was just trading on her love. That was the one way he could get her to finish Britt’s work, which was all he cared about. Obrecht said she didn’t believe Josslyn. Cassius loved her. Josslyn said Nathan loved her. The son she should be grieving died years ago. Obrecht said she didn’t know what was in Cassius’s heart, but Josslyn said she did. He wasn’t worth it and holding onto him would only make it more painful for Obrecht and James.

James told Cody that his dad died and nobody would talk about him. He’d helped people and saved people’s lives. Cody asked if he remembered what his dad said to him the other day at the batting cages, that James would probably hear bad things about him and some of those things would be true. James said, yeah, and Cody said this would sound crazy, but the bad thing he did was pretend to be James’s father.

Isaiah said he wanted to offer Portia his congratulations, and she thanked him. He asked how she was feeling. He heard she had quite the delivery. She said she was doing great, and he asked about the baby. She said the baby was even better. It was a boy. Curtis said if Isaiah wouldn’t mind, it was kind of a private moment, and Isaiah said, understood. He’d come back later. He gave Portia a quick kiss and said her son was beautiful. He told Curtis, congratulations, and left.

Trina arrived at the hospital and asked Stella if everyone was okay. Stella said they were fine, and Jordan said, congratulations, big sister. Trina asked if Jordan had come with her dad, but Stella said Jordan was with Trina’s mom when she went into labor and she delivered the baby on the floor in her mom’s living room.

Emma said she’d gotten the feeling Gio would have played for Trina’s sake, regardless of whether it was something he wanted or not, and Gio said he probably would. Trina had insane talent, but she was most comfortable with him backing her. Emma said it was one thing to help Trina and another to sign an entire contract, and he said he felt confident about signing it. His mom had taught him about contracts because she’d made a mistake early in her career. They retained creative control, artistic freedom, and the executives were going to help develop them. Emma said all that was great, but he hadn’t answered her question, and he wondered if she didn’t want him to sign the contract.

Isaiah told Trina to go say hi to her little brother, and Kai said he’d wait for her out there. Trina left and Kai excused himself. Jordan said she was going to head home and asked Stella to let Curtis know she got a Ride Share back to Portia’s house to get her car, but Stella said the least she could do was drive Jordan. Jordan said, only if she met the baby first, and Stella said, okay, deal. But what about her? Jordan said she’d already met him, but Stella said Curtis had made Jordan part of this family again. Don’t run away from it.

Trina went into Portia’s room and said she heard the baby came early to the party. Portia said, he was in a hurry to meet his big sister, and Trina went to the bassinet and tickled the baby’s tummy.

James said that was his father, and Cody said they’d all believed that too. They were wrong. James said, no, and Cody said James’s father, Nathan West, died before he was born. The man he believed was Nathan, his name was Cassius. He was Nathan’s identical twin brother and lied to everyone about who he was. He hated to have to tell James, but he’d promised he’d never lie to him. He tried to put his arm around James, but James scooted away. Cody said he was so sorry, but James’s dad never came back.

Josslyn said she could understand why it was hard for Obrecht to accept. Cassius was very convincing. She wanted to see the best in him too, but he wasn’t a good man. He was very smart and knew what Obrecht wanted to hear. She was sorry things turned out this way. Obrecht wished her a speedy recovery and left.

Britt said she knew how painful it was for Anna because she was manipulated too. She’d spent years thinking she was going to die a horrible death, but it was all lies. She’d been tricked into thinking she was going to die, just like they’d tricked Anna into thinking Faison was alive. But it was over now and they had to put it behind them and move forward. Anna said that would be very convenient for Britt. She’d allied herself with Cassius because they both preyed on human weaknesses. Just like their father.

Trina said the baby was falling back to sleep, and Curtis said the baby had a doozy of a night. Trina asked what they were going to call him, but Portia said they didn’t know. They were waiting until they met him. Curtis said, as soon as they decided… and Trina said, first to know. Portia said, absolutely, and Trina said she was so happy for them. He was perfect. Curtis said he took after his big sister and was lucky to have her in his life, and Trina said she loved Portia and hugged her.

Emma said she loved Gio no matter what. If he wanted to be a lifeguard or work at Bobbie’s or wanted to go back to school, that’s what she wanted for him. He didn’t have to be a musician to make her happy, or Trina for that matter. If he wanted to take a step back, he should. She was sure Trina would understand. He asked if he could talk now. He couldn’t say if he wanted music to be his profession, but this was a good test. He’d be able to try it out and if it wasn’t for him anymore, he’d know. But if he didn’t do this now, he’d always wonder what might have been.

Britt told Anna that her dad was a literal nightmare. Maybe Cassius didn’t fall far from the family tree, but she was nothing like them. Anna reminded her about how she’d manipulated Patrick when she first came to town. She’d had zero compassion for a child who’d just lost her mother. Britt said, not her finest moment, but even Anna had to admit it didn’t compare to anything her father had done. Anna told her to stop lying to herself. She’d built that prototype out of selfishness. Britt said she didn’t want to die a slow, horrible death, but that didn’t mean she was out to hurt people, and Anna said Britt never was, but she did, over and over again. There was only one good Faison and he’d been dead eight years.

James said Cody was wrong. That was his dad. Cody said James had every reason to believe that, and James said his dad told him that no matter what, he’d always be his dad and he would always love him. Cody said he was there. Cassius did say he loved James, and he did, but he didn’t say he was James’s dad. James said Cody was a liar. Take that back right now. In the other room, Felicia and Molly heard James say, take it back, when Obrecht walked in. James said, it’s not true, and Obrecht said, James has been told. James ran out and into Obrecht’s arms. He said Cody was lying about his father, and she said she was so sorry, but he wasn’t. James said tell him that Cody was lying, and Obrecht said she wished she could. James said he was his dad, wasn’t he?

Gio and Emma slow danced by the pool, and then kissed.

Trina said she had a little brother, and Kai said it was crazy, wasn’t it? The same day she got her big break, her little brother was born. It was one for the record books. She said she couldn’t wait for all of it.

Isaiah asked if the rumors were true that Jordan helped deliver Portia’s baby, and she said, guilty as charged. He said he was grateful she was there, and she said she was grateful she could help Portia. Maybe it was a sign of good things to come.

Stella said the baby had Curtis’s eyes and Portia’s mouth. There was not a better looking baby in this hospital. Portia agreed with her, and Stella told the baby that they were going to have a lot of fun together. They’d talk when he got older. As for Curtis and Portia, she hoped this was a wake-up call. Their lives were no longer about them and their troubles. It was about their son. So for his sake, straighten up and get their acts together.

Anna said she was deceived once by Cassius and wouldn’t be deceived again. Certainly not by Britt. Britt said, got it. Good talk. Anna asked if they had an understanding, and Britt said she understood it was best if they stayed out of each other’s way, and she left.

Josslyn flashed back to Cassius telling her that his life would have been easier had he killed her, but he’d promised he wouldn’t and kept his promise. She said she was alive, but still captive, even though he’d had opportunities to let her go, and he said, believe what she wanted, but when this was all over and she was still breathing, she’d know he kept his word. In the present, she said she was sorry. I’m so sorry, Cassius.

Obrecht told James that his wonderful, adoring father was Nathan West and he loved James very much, but sadly, he died years ago. James said, no, but she said, yes. The man who came to them last year was James’s uncle. He was his father’s twin brother. They all believed him too, but he was lying. He didn’t tell any of them the truth of who he really was. James said he missed him, and Obrecht said so did she. She thought she had her son back. He asked if she was sad, and she said, extremely. But did he want to hear the good news? They had so many people in their lives who loved them, especially him. People who would never even dream of lying to him. He had his mother, and Spinelli, his sisters, Felicia, and Mac and her. Cody said James had him too, and Obrecht said, of course (🍷). How could she forget? James said, no. He didn’t love Cody anymore. Obrecht said he didn’t mean that, but he said he did. He never wanted to see Cody again. He ran out

🌞 Summer Friday…

Carly brought Donna’s bag to Sonny. She was so excited to play Tron, she forgot it. Sonny said Donna told him that she had to practice to beat Wiley, but Carly said she thought Donna was more excited to play with him. He said that was because he was the tuneup before the main event, and she told him to have fun, but try to do something else that didn’t involve screens. She started to leave, and he said she seemed like she was in a hurry. She said she had plans with a friend, and he asked, who’s the friend? Anybody in particular he would know?

Jack led Nina into the Brown Dog and she said, come on. He was exhausted and nearly collapsed earlier. He ordered two whiskeys, neat, and she said, make hers top shelf. She dusted herself off and said she hadn’t exactly been dressed to shlep around Spoon Island. He told her to send the dry cleaning bill to Drew. They had to move fast to get the evidence against him. Their window of opportunity was closing. He threw back his shot and gestured for another, and she said, tough day. He said, tough month.

At a nearby booth, Lulu told Ethan that Charlotte had decided she was public enemy number one now that Valentin was back. Not back, here still. Ethan asked how long he’d been back, and she said, months. Charlotte had been sneaking out for months to see him. He said she couldn’t do that to herself on top of everything else she’d been doing, and she asked if he meant Rocco. He said, yeah, and also the not so pleasant thing she had to talk about. She asked if he meant Britt getting off scot-free for taking her son to a foreign country, and he said, no… Yes. But he was referring to the fact that the guy she’d been dating was lying about his identity.

Ava brought Brook a present for Baby Phoebe in celebration of her adoption proceedings. She was glad everything was working out for Brook and Chase.

Molly found Cody at the stables and said Dr. Obrecht was taking James home. Felicia had pulled her aside and asked her to thank him. He said he knew telling James about Cassius was going to be hard and knew this was coming, but didn’t know it would hurt this much.

Josslyn pushed her food tray away, when Trina came in. She asked why she just heard that her best friend was in the hospital with a gunshot wound. What happened to her?

Lulu said she’d risked her friendship with Maxie over someone who was a total fraud, but Ethan said it wasn’t her fault. Cassius was lying about his name and some other things, but that didn’t mean he was lying about everything. He brought a lot of attention to himself getting involved with her. If his feelings weren’t real, why take the risk? He wouldn’t be the first con man whose heart got him way in over his head.

Nina asked how motivated Jack was to find the black box. Sometimes she thought he didn’t care if she and Willow went down for what happened to Drew. Jack said that wasn’t true. He was the WSB Station Chief in Port Charles and the Cullum disaster happened on his watch. He could only imagine that his superiors were now deciding whether or not to transfer him to a subbasement in Antarctica. She said they couldn’t let that happen, and he said having Willow advocate for him could keep him on the continent. Nina scratching her Cartullos didn’t even scratch the surface of what she was doing for her daughter. Where did she draw the line? She said there was no line. She would go anywhere and do anything for her daughter.

Brook said she and Chase were so grateful to Ava for using her connections to help Alexis find Phoebe’s biological father. Ava said there was no need to thank her. She’d been compensated well in the form of exceptional travel and accommodations. She assumed everything was moving smoothly. Brook said, as far as they could tell. Once Alexis communicated with Phoebe’s father, they submitted their adoption petition before she could become a ward of the state. Ava said she was sure Phoebe’s father was happy that she was living in such a beautiful home with parents who adored her, and Brook said she hoped so, but she’d like to offer him some assurance directly if that were possible.

Molly said, as painful as it was, Cody did the right thing, and Cody asked if he was a dumbass for being the one to tell him. Molly said, no. It was the most selfless, loving thing she’d ever seen a person do. He wasn’t a dumbass. He was the hero.

Carly said she had her life and Sonny had his, and Sonny said, as long as it didn’t impact their daughter. Had she introduced Donna to Valentin? Carly said, no. Valentin had nothing to do with Donna. He said, except they were living under the same roof for months and she hadn’t told him, but she said it was a non-issue. Valentin was free. He asked if she thought that made it better that his enemies didn’t have to hunt for him. He was out in the open with a target on his back and in her bed. She said that’s what was bothering him, but he said what was bothering him was if Valentin got any closer to his daughter. He didn’t want Carly in danger either, but she was an adult and got to make her own decisions. She said, and he got to respect them. If he didn’t, he had to live with them. She started to walk out and ran into Brick. Brick said if he was only catching her on his way out, his timing must be slipping, and she said it was good to see him. He said he wasn’t in town long, and she said, let her guess. He and Sonny had business to discuss. Sonny said, that’s right, and she told Sonny, and her life was the problem? She’d see Brick later. She left, and Brick asked if everything was okay. Things between Sonny and Carly seemed scratchy. Sonny said, everything was fine. It was just a good thing Brick got there when he did.

Trina said Aunt Stella told her that Josslyn had been admitted. Good thing she was already at the hospital. Josslyn asked if Trina was okay, and Trina said she was fine. Her mom had the baby. It was a boy. Josslyn said, congratulations, and Trina said Josslyn’s mom told her that Josslyn was out of town and she hadn’t heard from her in months. And now this? How did they get from her going out of town for some mysterious reason and taking a bullet and ending up in the hospital? Josslyn said the answer was simple, but the reasons were complicated, and Trina told her to start simple and truthful. How did she get shot? Josslyn said she got shot in the line of duty. She was a WSB agent.

Carly came home to find Valentin and the moss bowl🎍cooking in Sonny’s old kitchen. She said, you again, and he said just because he wasn’t hiding in her attic didn’t mean he couldn’t break in and make her coq au vin. She kissed him and said she really needed this tonight. She went by Sonny’s to drop off Donna and he had a few choice words for her. Valentin said, about him? and she said, mm-hmm, but Sonny didn’t get to tell her what to do or decide who was waiting for her in Sonny’s old her kitchen when she got home. They kissed again.

Josslyn said she knew Trina must have a lot of questions and she’d answer what she could, and Trina said her first question was, why would Josslyn join the WSB? Josslyn said, Dex. After he was murdered, she felt like nobody was doing anything. She had to find out who killed him and her mom was seeing Jack Brennan. She asked him questions, hoping he could lead her to who killed Dex. Trina asked if he did, and Josslyn said he helped her find evidence that led to Cyrus Renault. Then he recruited her. Trina said Josslyn was grieving the death of someone she loved and Jack took the opportunity to recruit her? but Josslyn said it was her choice. Brennan presented her with the opportunity to stop people like Cyrus and she took it. Trina said, and all it cost her was lying to everyone in her life.

Brook told Ava that she and Chase were thrilled that Phoebe’s father agreed to a private adoption, but it was more private than they’d expected. The father only agreed if the records remained sealed. Ava asked if that was a problem, and Brook said, it was if he changed his mind.

Cody told Molly that he didn’t know if he would have even told Mac that he was his son if it weren’t for James. James showed him what it was like to be part of a family. If not for James, he probably would have bailed from Port Charles long ago. Molly said she owed James a lot, and he said, so did he. James made him want to be someone worthy of her. She said he was someone she was incredibly proud to be with.

Nina told Jack that Madeline was cold on a good day. She’d promised herself that she wouldn’t be the same way with her own children. She wanted to be the kind of mother that was loving, present, and one her children could depend on, but she didn’t get the chance. Her children were taken from her in the cruelest way possible. They had extremely difficult upbringings and Willow face unspeakable traumas. She didn’t think Willow had come close to processing them yet, let alone reconciling with them. And it all happened because she wasn’t in their lives. A mother was supposed to protect her children and she didn’t. She was in Willow’s life now and intended to stay there no matter what it cost her.

Ava asked if Brook was worried Phoebe’s father would want her back, but Brook said he never had her to begin with. He’d never even met her, but they didn’t know what his true intentions were. Ava said, given her family’s wealth, this could be a tempting situation, and Brook said if Phoebe’s father wanted money, she’d be happy to give it to him, but now. Not when the adoption was about to go through and they could be his emotional hostages. She had to ask. Did Ava know who Phoebe’s father was?

Lulu said Ethan had spent this entire time consoling her, and he was the one who was shot. A good sister would have brought him chicken soup at the hospital. He said, she’d had her hands full. Ava was too busy playing Florence Nightengale, so he didn’t lack for company. She said she was shocked and glad to hear Ava was showing some gratitude, and he said, him too, but he felt it was starting to wear thin. How much did she know about Ava? What was her story?

Sonny told Brick that he didn’t know how he was going to survive Donna being a teenager. She’d talked him into letting her and Fizz 🐶stay up to talk. Brick said Sonny would need 24-hour surveillance, but he thought he could help with that, and Sonny said that was the reason he’d called. Donna was fine, but the problem was Carly. He and Carly were fine, but the guy she’d hooked up with was trouble.

Carly said Emma told her that Anna was back in town and Valentin went to see her, and Valentin said he wanted to make sure for himself that she was okay. She was putting on a strong front while she acclimated to her life, which was what he’d expect of her. Was she concerned about Anna’s well-being or concerned about how he felt now that Anna was back in town?

Jack said when Nina showed up at his office asking for the traffic footage, he used it as an opportunity to blackmail her to get information from Charlotte. He shouldn’t have done that. He should have asked her to dinner. (Smelled that coming.) She asked what he thought he would have gained, and he said he would have gotten to know her before he became a victim and she had to save his life.

Brook asked if Ava was acting as an intermediary for Phoebe’s father, but Ava said the only role she’d played in this was connecting Alexis to the gallery where Delilah had worked. She was glad to help. She hoped Brook liked the gift. Brook said Ava didn’t answer her question. When she was in the city with Alexis, did she find Phoebe’s biological father? Ava flashed back to Ethan saying Phoebe wasn’t his daughter, and said, no, she did not.

Lulu asked why Ethan wanted to know about Ava, and he said he wanted to know the perspective of someone he could trust. She asked if he was interested in Ava Jerome.

Trina said, in a way, it was a relief, because she’d been feeling distance from Josslyn and didn’t know why. Now she did. Josslyn said she was truly sorry, and Trina said she believed Josslyn was sorry for hurting her. but knew she’d make the same choice again. Josslyn said she didn’t regret pursuing a meaningful career that she was passionate about, but her choices had cost her a lot and she prayed they didn’t cost her Trina.

Carly said it was no secret that Valentin had strong feelings for Anna. He was willing to jump on a plane and break her out of that facility. Now that she was back and safe, that didn’t mean he stopped caring about her. She didn’t know what to do with that. He said, the way he saw it, it was very much like her and Sonny. He and Anna had known each other for so long, they were incapable of indifference toward one another. When he said he wanted to go to France to help her, he remembered things getting pretty heated between them. At the time, he thought it was because of the risks, and he hoped they weren’t fighting because of who Anna was to him. She asked, who was Anna to him?

Sonny told Brick, little did he know, Carly had been harboring Valentin in her home with his daughter for months and Valentin was the sick son of a bitch that switched his bipolar medication. Carly said she didn’t know him then, it was a long time ago, and he was different now. Brick asked if Sonny was good with bygones, and Sonny said, for now. But Valentin was connected to a lot of enemies who would want to have a conversation with him. That made him dangerous and a threat to be around. He didn’t want Valentin anywhere near his daughter. Brick asked if he’d told Carly this, and Sonny said, yeah. He’d told her that being with Valentin was a bad idea. Brick said, and she doubled down, and Sonny said he wasn’t trying to control her, but Valentin needed to be removed. Brick knew that world better than he did. They just had to figure out a way to get Valentin out of Carly’s life.

Molly said she was glad James got Cody to stop running and that he’d stuck around long enough for her to get to know the real him, and he said, turns out that doing the right thing sucks. She said she had an idea and held out her hand, but he asked if they couldn’t just keep hiding in there. She said, trust her, and he took her hand.

Lulu told Ethan that more than one person in Ava’s orbit had ended up dead. She was dangerous. He said that word got thrown around a lot in Port Charles. Maybe she was just complicated. Lulu said her Spencer instincts were firing on all cylinders right now. Was he playing some kind of angle on Ava? He flashed back to Ava reminding him that he’d said Phoebe wasn’t his daughter, and told Lulu that maybe he found their current arrangement had the potential to be mutually beneficial, but to be clear, Ava was very attractive. Lulu said, if Ava found out he was using her, she would be both very attractive and lethal, and he said, then let’s hope she never finds out.

Ava said she didn’t know who Phoebe’s father was, but understood wanting some measure of control over any situation in your child’s life. She knew that little girl already meant the world to Brook. To realize there was somebody out there who she didn’t know who might decide whether or not she got to keep her must be terrifying. Brook said it kept her up at night, and Ava said the adoption was in motion. Very soon it would be sealed and over. If she were Brook, she would resist the urge to fix a situation that so far wasn’t broken.

Trina said she might not know much about Josslyn’s life as a WSB agent, but Josslyn didn’t know much about her life right now, and Josslyn said she knew and hated it. Trina said, since the last time she’d seen Josslyn, she’d gone low contact with her parents, she and Gio may sign with a record label, and her baby brother was born. And Josslyn was held prisoner and shot. Josslyn said, very different paths, and Trina said, very. Josslyn asked where that left them, but Trina said she had no idea.

Brick told Sonny that there may be a way to persuade Valentin to leave Carly, but he had to be upfront with her. He wasn’t going behind her back. He respected both her and Sonny. So he’d get incriminating info on Valentin. Put pressure on him. But who knows? Maybe it would be enough to make Carly walk away from him. He just wouldn’t go behind her back to do it.

Valentin said Anna was the first woman he truly loved, and Carly turned away from him, but he went to face her. He said he had no intention of allowing anything in his past with Anna affect what they had now, and she said, when he showed up there after he broke out of Steinmauer, she was just a stop on his way to Anna. He said, that’s right. He was going to Anna for help, but he found her and she changed everything. He kissed her and she bumped into something on the floor. She asked, what is that and how did it get here?

Molly said, this situation definitely called for s’mores, and handed Cody a plate with one on it. He said, James’s favorite, and she said when they were making them with James at the boathouse, he’d told James that he wasn’t going to be able to make it to all of his baseball games because of her book tour. He helped James understand by saying that when someone you love is happy, it makes you happy too. He said, it does. And when they’re unhappy and hating you, it makes you want to die. She said, it won’t feel like this forever. James’s life changed today, and it will change again and again. Just like hers did the day she heard him say those words, someone you love. It was like time stopped and she felt this rush of pure joy. In that one moment, everything changed, and since then, she’d been waiting for him to tell her. This incredibly selfless thing he did for his nephew today, as much as it hurt him, made her realize she wanted to be the one to say it to him. I love you, Cody. He said he loved her too, and they kissed.

Ava told Brook, believe the man who signed the adoption papers wants what’s best for Phoebe, a happy home. And she clearly had that with Brook and Chase. Brook said she wasn’t great at trusting, and Ava said, neither was she, but from one mother to another, when it came to your child, you’d find yourself capable of things you never even dreamed of. She told Brook, take good care, and left.

Lulu suggested they look at this another way. When was the last time Ethan had a girlfriend? Just give her a ballpark… Really? He said, it was definitely sometime in the aughts, and she said he was a minor league baseball player who was suddenly pitching in game seven of the World Series. He laughed, and she said she was serious. Stop. When Ava was done with him, she wouldn’t be left with a single shirt button. Maybe a shoelace. That’s it. He said she wounded him and massively underestimated him. He knew exactly what he was doing. She said, famous last words.

Crying, Josslyn said she couldn’t lose Trina. Was there any way that they could find a way to start over? Trina asked how they did that, and Josslyn said she didn’t know, but it could be on Trina’s terms. Whatever she needed. Trina said, well, here’s one term. Don’t lie to her anymore. She got there were things Josslyn couldn’t talk about, but tell her that. Tell her when there was information she just had to keep to herself. Maybe they could come up with a code word. Like popcorn. When Josslyn said, popcorn, she’d know they had to change the subject and no questions asked. That way, she wasn’t always wondering if Josslyn was telling her the truth and Josslyn didn’t have to lie to her face. Could she do that? Josslyn said it was basically a violation of everything the WSB told its agents to do, but for Trina, they’d have popcorn, and Trina said, okay.

Sonny said he got that Brick had his friendship with Carly, but Brick said it was deeper than that. They were family. Sonny said his first priority was Donna. Don’t get him wrong. He wanted Carly okay. Brick said, good. He’d get what they needed to neutralize Valentin, but he was going to put it in Carly’s hands. It had to be her choice. Sonny said, do whatever he needed to do, but he wanted the guy gone, and Brick said, done. They shook hands and Brick left.

There was a large, black briefcase on the kitchen island next to the moss bowl🎍, and Valentin said he needed to incentivize the WSB to speed up the release of his funds. Carly asked what he did, and he said he went to Windymere. He was hoping Cullum left behind something the WSB overlooked, something that somebody would want to get their hands on. She said, somebody like him? and he said, him or somebody else. He had a poke around, and Windymere had plenty of hiding places. Lo and behold, he found this box. She asked what was in it, and he said he didn’t know, but it was a WSB issue. Secure, safe, with anti-drill plates, internal relocking mechanism, and a chemical agent primed to release and destroy the contents in the event of unauthorized entry. So if this was Cullum’s, it was valuable. All he had to do was get it open.

Nina said Jack acknowledged that she’d saved his life, but the way he said it, it was like he was holding it against her. If it wasn’t so essential they find this damn black box of his, she’d march out of there right now and let him drown in his whiskey escape. He said he was sorry. He didn’t do gratitude well. She said, learn, and he said she was right, but she was the one who injected him and that was the whole reason he ended up needing her in the first place. She said she’d already apologized. It was an accident, but he was never going to let her forget it, was he? He said, no, probably not, but he was very grateful. She said he had a strange way of showing it, and he kissed her.

On Monday, Willow asks how Chase would feel taking a trip with her to DC; Molly says she’s going to need Laura’s help; Nina calls Jack a disgusting pig; and Lulu tells Sonny that Jason didn’t shoot Director Cullum on the pier that night.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

A temp James while, ironically, the usual James is in the hospital after a min-bike accident. It sounded serious, but he seems to be healing nicely. I rarely say anything that’s not praiseworthy about child actors, and I hate to say this, but they should keep temp James. I’ve often wondered who he and Wiley are related to. There, I said it.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-goings-james-temporarily-recast-with-easton-winn

So does this mean Simon will be back on the canvas, or is he a one-shot GH wonder?

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-goings-grady-eldridge-cast-as-music-executive-simon

I think he pairs best with Britt. I can totally see them sparring their way through a romance.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-who-will-tristan-roberts-be-paired-with

IMO, there should have been more nominations from GH. Plus, pitting Emma and Gio against one another? Ugh. As always, rooting for Jeff Kober, who thankfully made the list.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/2026-daytime-emmy-awards-nominations-the-full-list-of-soap-nominees

https://ew.com/daytime-emmy-nominations-2026-12018364

She’s lovin’ it.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-amanda-setton-reacts-to-first-daytime-emmy-nomination-im-floating-excl

It should mean a ton. He’s one of the few this year.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-steve-burton-reacts-to-2026-daytime-emmy-nomination-it-means-a-ton

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

Luke told Eyebrows Joe that he wasn’t feeling it with Gen, while Gen told Kay that she and Luke were on the same page. In Gen’s interview, she said it was the validation she needed and it was great to finally be someone’s first choice. The mind boggles at how she got there from what he said. In Aesha’s interview, she said now she was nearly betrothed and mentoring the young. You never knew where life was going to lead you. It was the crew’s night out, and Aesha helped Luke sit across from Joy at the restaurant. Gen was all bummed and obviously stewing (no pun intended) over the non-love triangle. Gen intercepted Aesha on the way to the restroom and told her about hooking up with Luke. Then she gave Luke the business on his way to the restroom. Cooper had eyes for Kat, and the next day told Joe about Luke and Gen doing the nasty on Nathan’s sheets and failing to wash them. Ew, ew, and ew. The preference sheet meeting revealed that new primary Suzanne was looking for a man. Matchmaker Amy would be joining her and bringing six single men for Suzanne to choose from. Nathan found out about sleeping on the disgusting sheets, and in his interview, he said he didn’t even know how to process this. Joe took it upon himself to inform Captain Sandy about the sheets too, and needless to say, she wasn’t thrilled.

In the City

The group was having a Friendsgiving dinner, and Kyle suggested they not buy beef, since there was plenty of that in the house. BA-DUM-CHH! In Kenny’s interview, he said he’d never gone home for Thanksgiving, only Christmas. Same. It’s just not worth all that travel just for a big meal. And God help you if you’re driving. The last time it took us 4 hours to make a 2½ hour trip, we gave up going to my in-laws’ and decided to start going out to eat. After the grocery shopping, the group went apple picking, where Kyle and Amanda bickered. Back at the house, Danielle said she was surprised about Whitney pulling the single mom card remark, but Whitney said she was tired of it. Lindsay and Georgina both had nannies. In Danielle’s interview, she said she was glad Lindsay was laser focused on someone else. Georgina confronted Whitney, who said she was sick of Lindsay and her mom card and Gavin said Kenny and Whitney didn’t like women as a couple. In Amanda’s interview, she said, nothing brings people together like other people’s drama. Kenny and Gavin had it out, ending with Gavin apologizing for not having more of a filter. In Gavin’s interview, he said he and Kenny were like brothers and Kenny needed to stop being defensive. In a surprising move, Lindsay apologized to Danielle and said it was refreshing and sweet to see her feel safe, and Eoin made her feel safe. It ended with the Amanda/Kyle break-up headlines and a clip from Watch What Happens Live when Kyle said he didn’t think there was any truth to the West/Amanda rumors. Then we came full circle with Amanda and Kyle privately talking at his apartment after their split, which was how Summer House had ended. With the exception of Amanda suggesting she and West go on a double-date with Kyle and Salley (Southern Charm). Huh?

The Valley

Lala had to help her dog Lilly to The Bridge, and said Lilly had given her purpose, but she knew Lilly was ready. This is the hardest decision a pet parent ever has to make, and my heart always breaks with theirs even when it’s someone I don’t know.💔Kristen told her to do it for Lilly, not herself. The guys had a barbecue and Danny told them that he was having a vasectomy and whined about it. I worked for a medical clinic for a couple of years and could count the number of vasectomies done on one hand. It’s kind of irritating considering the radical difference between that and a hysterectomy, which is major surgery, while a vas is an in-office procedure. Okay, off the soapbox now. Danny also whined about his birthday, made excuses for his drinking, and said Janet was projecting her own hurt on him and using him as a punching bag. Schwartz said when Danny reacted, he just confirmed their biases. There was a funeral for Danny’s testicle and the procedure took a whole 7½ minutes.😕Lala had a party to celebrate seven years of sobriety and to celebrate Lilly’s life, since Lilly had given Lala hers. Zack said he’d been buzzed enough when he was whacked in the head that he was fine with it, and Brittany planned an engagement party for Jasmine and Melissa at a rooftop bar. It was quite impressive.

Eww. Just eww.

Next Gen NYC

Georgia told Emira that Charlie had reenforced the flirting with Kevin thing after she’d heard it from the gay grapevine. In Rowan’s interview, production asked if she was following this, and she said, no. The guys showed up at girls’ night, minus Charlie, much to Georgia’s happiness. Brooks said his intuition was telling him there would be better vibes there, but that wasn’t quite to be. Georgia offered Riley her drink, and Riley said it might have ketamine in it, but got totally pissed off when Georgia asked why she’d said that. A short time later, Riley said Georgia wasn’t a part of this because she couldn’t afford a Birkin, although several of the girls said they couldn’t either. Same. Ariana suggested she and Riley go to the bathroom, and she tried to get Riley to drink some water. Riley clearly wasn’t having sobriety and escalated things when they went for pizza, threatening to throw hers at Georgia. Rowan and Ava met Shai for lunch, and he told them Brooks had literally sprinted away from guys’ night. Ariana baked Liam some banana bread, and in her interview, she said Liam offered to build her closet in exchange for taking her on a motorcycle ride. It was a dream. Meeting with Charlie and Shai, Hudson said if Liam thought he was getting with his ex-girlfriend, he had another thing coming, which was pretty creepy and stalkerish. Apparently, Liam was more serious than Hudson thought, since he invited Ariana to a family dinner on the Upper West Side. We revisited Georgia getting stranded in Singapore when she broke up with Omar, and she complained about him leaving her in the lurch financially. My advice, don’t rely on a boyfriend for your finances. Shai and Rowan planned a Halloween thing and sent out a Pinterest board of their vision to the group. A trip to the Rocky Horror Picture Show was set in motion, and even though Riley had taken accountability for being an a-hole, it wasn’t without justification. She told Ariana that if she was a good friend, when she noticed Georgia antagonizing her, she should stop it in the middle. She was none too pleased when Ariana said Georgia didn’t come at Riley the way Riley reacted and that Georgia hadn’t been antagonizing her. On a video chat, Kandi told Riley to let her know what was going on before she read about her child in the tabloids. D’oh!

https://www.primetimer.com/features/next-gen-nyc-season-2-episode-4-shai-fruchter-tells-hudson-that-liam-may-be-crossing-a-line-with-ariana-biermann

Real Housewives Of Orange County

We found out that new Housewife Carmella is Shannon’s neighbor, her ex-husband was an NFL player (the Browns – go Cleveland!), she’d been a Playmate of the Year, followed it up with a stint on WWE’s Monday Night Raw, and lived with her boyfriend. Emily and Shane took photos for ‘Til Death Do Us Part, presented by their Legally Brunette podcast. Tamra felt Emily was ungrateful since she’d given Emily a start on her network, but had to admit it was a good product. Gina put together an Olden Girls dinner at Hamburger Mary’s as a surprise for Emily’s 50th birthday. The group dressed up as old ladies – each one quite unique – with the exception of Emily, who Gina wanted to be younger than everyone else. and they played Drag Bingo. Tamra met Fancy Pants Heather for lunch and said that Heather talked about her like she was a serial killer. In Heather’s interview, she said Tamra was scary sometimes, and she’s not wrong. In Tamra’s interviews, she said she was tired of Fancy Pants talking behind her back and how she changed personalities depending on who she was talking to. In Vicki’s interview, she said Fancy Pants had sent her a welcome back text, saying she was the leader of the pack, but Vicki was like, no, I am. And with that, the OG of the OC officially staked her claim and planted her whoop-it-up flag.

Random Reality Items

My main takeaway point was that their LA property has 10 bathrooms.

Show of hands. How many believe it was Luis? Thought so.

Premiering September 7th. Color me hopeful.

Juicy, but messy.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Worst Neighbor Ever. Netflix. – I had one of these when I lived in Queens. She lived directly below me – no surprise, alone – and did her best to make my life a living hell. She’d hated me on sight just because and couldn’t stand that I had cats, even though they were ironically quiet as mice. After I got married, my husband moved in with me, and she claimed we played disco all hours of the day and night. While we may have played music occasionally, I can assure you it wasn’t that loud and it certainly wasn’t disco. When she saw us outside, she would screech that we were Satan’s spawns, and on the day we moved, she stood outside watching the moving van and wearing a winter coat – in 80 degree weather. But enough about me. Even with all that, as far as I know, my neighbor never killed anyone, unlike those in this four-part true crime series. While it’s nothing we haven’t seen before on shows like Dateline, it’s still a fascinating watch, and will have you questioning your own neighborhood before it’s over. However, I wasn’t crazy about the use of animation for some of the scenes.

https://readysteadycut.com/2026/07/01/worst-neighbor-ever-review

The Human Vapor. Netflix. This Japanese series begins with an environmental energy expert exploding on live TV during an interview. Why do I find people spontaneously combusting funny? I don’t know, but I do. In a filmed message, the man behind it calls himself the Human Vapor and says he has a list of those he’s going to kill. A journalist and a detective with a romantic history team up to find out just who the man is and why he’s committing such heinous acts. A mystery with a supernatural bent, it’s a little superhero-ish at times, but that’s not a bad thing. The fight scenes are terrific and the special effects impressive. The acting is great, although I wish I could have seen it with subtitles rather than dubbed, which often takes something away from the dialogue. Still, this unique story is definitely worth watching

https://www.polygon.com/human-vapor-netflix-review

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-features/netflix-human-vapor-toho-godzilla-vfx-japanese-thriller-1236638687

Resident Evil: Welcome to Racoon City. Hulu. A 2021 film I’d meant to see at the time and forgot about. The 7th film in the franchise, I hadn’t seen all of the previous ones, but for some reason, the trailer for this one intrigued me. What’s not to like? Weird dystopian city, oddball characters, kicking ass, special effects, and zombies, including zombie dogs (!). Oddly enough though, not one raccoon. The reviews weren’t great, but I thought it was a good time.

https://loudandclearreviews.com/resident-evil-welcome-to-raccoon-city-review

All the RE films.

https://www.odeoncinemas.ie/odeon-scene/resident-evil-movies

Things Will Be Different. Hulu. A brother and sister on the run from the police find a way to time travel and evade capture. When they try to return, they can’t, and are told through a tape recorder that they must complete certain tasks before they can leave. While entertaining in spots, this wasn’t my favorite. I thought the plot was somewhat complicated, the time loops a bit endless, and I found the end depressing. I’m not a huge fan of time shifts, but if you are, this is the film for you.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/things-will-be-different-film-review

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

I lost track of the Friday the 13th franchise long ago, but this looks like it might be worth dipping back in.

https://ew.com/crystal-lake-first-look-linda-cardellini-pam-voorhees-friday-the-13th-prequel-exclusive-12016005

🥁 Early Roll Call Of the Dead…

Those we’ve lost so far this year.

https://ew.com/celebrity-deaths-2026-stars-who-died-this-year-11884984

🎃 The Thing That Is Ween…

Some might ask, do we need an extra Halloween? but I ask, why not?

https://www.salon.com/2026/06/30/is-summerween-really-a-thing

🐕 It’s a Dog’s Life…

🐶 My dogs only move fast if food is involved.

https://people.com/america-s-got-talent-star-twinkie-the-pomeranian-earns-guinness-world-record-12019793

🐩 Their first new addition.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/07/13/taylor-swift-and-travis-kelces-dog

🐾 An Independence Day hangover.

https://www.popsugar.com/pets/photos-cute-dogs-puppies-july-4th-costumes-46330005

🎬 Quotes of the Week

In three words, I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. It goes on. – Robert Frost

Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else. – Les Brown

Define success on your own terms, achieve it by your own rules, and build a life you’re proud to live. – Anne Sweeney

Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t. – Bill Nye

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.Og Mandino

If you bring yesterday’s energy to tomorrow, your tomorrow is going to look just like yesterday. – Judge Dana Cutler, Cutler’s Court

You know what they say, to raise a child, it takes the Village People. – Larry (D.B. Sweeney), Two and a Half Men

🏊‍♀️ Life’s a Beach…

Until next time, stay safe; stay educating yourself on heat related illnesses; and stay helping rather than just saying what someone wants to hear.

Video > Jimmy Buffett – Margaritaville (1978)

February 9, 2024 – Sonny Welcomes Jagger Back, Golden Girl, His Two Cents, Miami Looks, Returning Wives, Super Info, Puppy (!) Bowlers, Nine Concise Quotes & Heart

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Willow straightens up the living room, when there’s a knock at the door. She opens the door to Michael and says, he didn’t have to knock. This is his home too.

At the Hatchet Range, Spinelli throws his hatchet, and it bounces off the target. He says he must have miscalculated his variables. Which one? Angle or centrifugal force… Maxie says they’re not here to reprogram a satellite or recode the internet, and he says, you can’t recode the internet. She says, to be honest, she didn’t know if recode was a real word. Look around. Does he see any children they’re related to? Does he hear any sounds of emotional children yelling? He shakes his head, and she asks if he sees a sign for Deception, or the sounds of highly emotional grown-ups healing? He says he does not, and she says, that means they’re not at home and she’s not at work. So let’s lighten up and not take this too seriously. He says he knows, but precision and accuracy are kind of a needed… She says, no. They’re here to have a good time and throw pieces of sharpened steel at a wall. He says, she’s right. So let the unwinding begin. She thanks him. Cody and Sasha join them, and Cody says, okey-dokey. This is fun, and he loves turning walls into kindling as much as the next guy, but what do they say to raising the stakes a little? Sasha asks what he has in mind.

Josslyn and Drew look at her phone, and he says he loves that one of Spencer. She says she couldn’t tell at the time, but looking at all of these, he was so cute. It’s no wonder everybody let him get away with all sorts of stuff. Drew suggests they take a break, but Josslyn says, it’s fine. She’s fine. He asks if she’s sure, because it’s not a race. They could come back to it after they get a snack or something. She says she doesn’t even know if she should be doing this, and Carly asks, why? Josslyn says, because her posting all of these photos of her and Spencer, it’s like she’s making it about herself. Her loss, her grief. He was her friend, and he was Laura’s family, and he was the love of Trina’s life.

At The Savoy, Dex sits at the bar, when Brick and Jordan come in. Brick says, one drink and then he’ll let her get on with her regularly scheduled life, and Jordan says, when he called in a favor from the mayor’s office, she didn’t expect it to begin and end with her and a drink. He asks, why is that? Did she see him as someone who needed zoning remediations? She says she imagines he could solve those all on his own, and he says he thinks she should consider the bigger picture. This drink is all part of the plan. She says she didn’t take him for someone who plays the long game, and while watching Dex, he says, people aren’t always what they seem.

Sonny says, Jagger Cates. It’s been a long time. John says, yet still not long enough. And it’s John now. Sonny asks if that’s on his identification, and John shows Sonny his ID. Sonny asks what he calls John, Agent Cates or my old pal, and John says, they were never pals, but maybe they can change that.

Cody says he was thinking they split into two teams. Whoever gets the most points, wins. Sasha asks what they win, and Maxie says, please not a gift certificate. She has enough junk on her fridge already. How about bragging rights until the people she brags to get bored with her bragging about her triumph? Cody says he was thinking that the losing team pays for the winning team to have a night out on the town, and Spinelli asks why everything has to boil down to a competition relying on brute strength. Cody says, ax throwing isn’t about strength. It’s about finesse and teamwork, togetherness. Sasha says, yeah, come on, Spinelli. It will be fun. Maxie asks how they separate into teams, and Cody says, obviously, the two Faces of Deception have to stick together. Sasha says, absolutely. The more they’re in sync, the better for Deception’s marketing. Maxie says, fine by her. She’s happy to do her victory dance in both their gorgeous faces. Spinelli says he sees her competitive streak hasn’t diminished, and she tells him that he wouldn’t say that if he knew how many games of Go Fish she’s purposely lost to their kid. What does he say?

Michael tells Willow that he debated with himself the whole way here. Should he knock or just let himself in? She says, that’s okay. She’s been picking up for the last half hour, then she loses track of what she’s doing, and she has to start over. He says, if she’s rethinking the invitation, that’s okay. He can just pick up the papers Drew left him and go. No harm, no foul. She says she’s not rethinking it. She’s happy he’s here. He says, so she still wants him to stay the night. She said the kids wanted him here in the morning, but is it just for tomorrow or is she asking him to come home for good?

Josslyn says she was doing the dishes and one minute, she’s totally fine and the next minute, she has tears streaming down her face. Carly says, there’s nothing wrong with that. She has to feel how she feels. Josslyn says she knows, and she knows she has her own loss to grieve, but she doesn’t know how to do that and be a support system for Trina. If she posts these photos, won’t that be shocking to Trina when she’s scrolling through social media, and bam, there’s Spencer? She doesn’t want to make things worse for her. Drew says he thinks it says a lot about her friendship with Trina that she’s being so considerate about this. When Oscar died, a lot of people reached out and told him how much they missed Oscar, and there were times when that was the only thing that got him through the day. Carly says, Trina knows that she suffered a loss too. Trina wouldn’t want her to hide it. Josslyn agrees, and Drew says, what she wrote about Spencer is straight from the heart and it’s so beautiful. It’s a message to be shared.

Brick asks Jordan to excuse him for a second. He’s going to the bar. She says, the server should be here any second, and he says, a woman such as herself should never be kept waiting. He’ll be right back. He walks up next to Dex and says, good to see him. Dex says, him too, and Brick asks if he can buy Dex a drink. Dex says, not tonight. He’s on call with Sonny, so he’s sticking to soda, but how about if he buys Brick one instead? Brick looks at the champagne behind the bar and says, what he’s planning on sipping tonight might be above Dex’s paygrade. Dex says, maybe, and puts a credit card on the bar. Let’s find out. We see it’s a platinum card.

Sonny tells Frank, this won’t take long, and Frank leaves. Sonny closes the door, and Sonny says, he and John had their problems back in the day. John says, if that’s what he wants to call them, and Sonny says, whatever you want to call it, that was a long time ago. Things change. John says, it may have been a long time ago for Sonny, but for him, it was yesterday. Sonny says he did some things back then that he regrets. Losing John’s brother… John says, after everything, Sonny can’t say his name, and Sonny says he named his son Stone as a middle name because he considered Stone family. John says, wow. Well, God help Sonny’s family. Sonny says, be careful, and John says he’s not here to talk about Stone or Karen or any part of their past. Sonny says, so what is he here to talk about? Is John here to tell him that the Feds are looking into his business, or is John coming after him? John says, nothing would make him happier than to see Sonny behind bars. They both know that’s where Sonny belongs, and they both know the reasons why. Past and present. (I wish they’d tell me. In all the years I’ve watched this show, Sonny hasn’t really done anything all that bad.) Sonny says, then stop talking about it and take his best shot. John says he’s not in Port Charles to take Sonny down. He’s here to save Sonny’s life.

Josslyn closes her tablet and says, okay then. It’s out there. Carly says, it’s a beautiful post. It really is. It captures who Spencer was and her relationship with him. Josslyn says she was really lucky to know him for so many years, although sometimes he annoyed her so much she didn’t even like him. Carly says, that means they were really friends. She really saw him; the good, bad, and everything in between. Josslyn says, yeah, but the good was really good. Carly’s phone dings and she says, oh no. Not you too. Drew asks if it’s another advertiser pulling out, and she says, Triton Luxury Hotel and Cruises. She’s not dealing with it. He says he’ll handle this one. He knows the CFO. Let him handle this. It’s going to be okay. She thanks him and he leaves. Josslyn says, Trina saw all her posts and she loved it, and Carly says, she told Josslyn. Josslyn says, now everyone is sharing their memories of Spencer and it’s great. Drew was right. Carly says, he frequently is, and it drives her crazy because sometimes she wants to be right, but since it’s Drew, it’s okay. Josslyn says, when she thinks of everything he’s done for their family and the fact he can even make Carly smile through times like this, it’s amazing. Carly says, he’s an impressive guy, and Josslyn says she’s very grateful he’s in their lives.

Maxie asks if this night out includes free babysitting, and Cody says, sure. She says, and what is she potentially paying for, an entire evening or just a dinner? Cody says he was thinking four hours, enough for dinner and a movie, and Maxie says, or one night at a spa, but Cody says, the event has to be something both parties will enjoy. Spinelli says he doesn’t enjoy greasy hands poking him in the name of healing, and Maxie says, then think of something else. What about tips and parking? Someone should be writing this down. Cody says he thought a bet would be fun, not involve lawyers, and Maxie says, fine. He’s on. Spinelli asks if he might have a word with Cody, and Cody says, sure. As they step away, Cody says, no lawyers.

In the hallway, Spinelli asks what Cody is doing, and Cody says he’s helping Spinelli get a date with Maxie. Spinelli says, stop helping, and Cody asks, why? The two of them have been talking back and forth between parent mode and roommate mode for way too long. Tonight, Maxie needs to see another side of him. His sexy side. Spinelli says, his sexy side has at best been described as subtle, and Cody says he bets Spinelli’s got some moves. He’s seen how Spinelli works a keyboard. Spinelli says he doesn’t know where Cody is going with this, but please stop immediately, and Cody says, he’s an information guy, right? Does he have some incredible playlists? He bets Spinelli’s got stuff no one’s ever heard of, right? Is he an aromatherapy wiz? He’s got to have something. Spinelli says, before Cody derails his train of thoughts by detailing his failed dating profile, he was trying to relate he’s not interested in Maximista. Cody says he doesn’t believe Spinelli, and Spinelli says, so that’s it then? He says it and it must be so? Cody says, he’s a good guy, he’s a good dad, he’s a genius with tech. He’s a total catch. Why doesn’t he just go for it? Spinelli says his relationship with Maxie is purely platonic. There was a time when they tried to make it more than that, and it became very clear that they’re better off as friends. So despite Cody’s cupid-ed-ness, it’s going to stay that way. Sasha tells Maxie, in the interest of full disclosure, this isn’t the first time she’s been to a hatchet range. Spinelli watches them.

Sonny says he’s not sure he’s hearing John right. John comes into his office tossing around things that happened more than thirty years ago. John says, they were more than accusations, and Sonny says he doesn’t remember them having angel wings back then. John says, Karen did, and Sonny says, yeah, Karen did. John married her, he cheated on her, and she divorced him. He guesses none of them did right by her. John says, Sonny did a hell of a lot worse than cheating, and Sonny says, there were things he did back then that he would have done differently, but here is when John’s going to shut his mouth, because he let John come in here, get in his face, and take a couple shots because he thought John was entitled to a couple shots. But he’s done. His freebies are used up. If this were thirty years ago – and John knows this – he wouldn’t have given John this latitude. John says, he’s mellowed with age? and Sonny says he’s gotten smarter, and he doesn’t have to prove it to John. John says, that much is true, and Sonny says, then what is John doing standing here, talking about saving his life? John says, trust him. It’s nothing he wants to be doing. He’d rather see Sonny rot. That’s what he deserves, but as an FBI agent, it’s his duty to notify Sonny that he’s in danger. Sonny says, you know what? He doesn’t care. He’s doing just fine. He doesn’t need any help from the Feds. John says he guesses he’s got it wrong then, and Sonny says, he’s got what wrong? John says, imagine his concern when he and his colleagues discovered he was the target of a very public attack in an action area filled with civilians. Sonny asks if he’s talking about… John says, the MetroCourt shooting. Trust him when he says they know more than Sonny thinks. They know Curtis Ashford was a bystander, collateral damage. They know Sonny or Anna Devane may have been the intended target, but their assessment is, that bullet was meant for Sonny.

Dex says he’s been saving for a rainy day, and Brick wonders how much rain they’re going to get. It looks like Dex is fixing to build an ark. Dex says, you never know, and Brick says, that’s true, you never know. He thanks Dex for the drinks, and Dex tells him to enjoy his evening. Brick goes back to the table and says, sorry to keep Jordan waiting. It won’t happen again. The server brings them glasses of champagne, and Jordan asks what they should toast to. His secret plan? He says, they can toast to whatever she’d like – they clink glasses – and he won’t be keeping any secrets from her. She says, so much for the secret part of the plan, and he says he knows she’s only here with him because she thought she owed him a favor, but she says, that’s not true… Not entirely true. He says, that’s okay. He doesn’t mind a bit. How many chances does a guy like him get to be seen with a woman like her? Beautiful, intelligent, accomplished. He considers himself quite a lucky man, but not that lucky. But it’s all part of the plan. He smiles.

Maxie asks Sasha to tell her everything before they get back. Did she and Cody finally admit they’re crazy about each other and should be dating? Sasha says, Maxie’s romance-colored glasses are distorting her vision, and Maxie asks if she’s sure. Maybe Sasha should get herself a pair. Sasha says she and Cody did actually talk about it and they both decided it’s better they stay friends. For the time being. Maxie says, congratulations. That sounds very adult and mature of them, but she doesn’t get it. If a great guy were into her, she’d be with him in a heartbeat.

Cody says, quick question. How good is Spinelli with a hatchet? Spinelli says, how good is anyone? and Cody says he just meant Spinelli wants to have fun and not stress out about it. Okay? Spinelli says he won’t because he won’t be participating in this charade, and Cody says, what he wants to do is have kind of a firm, but loose grip on the handle. Spinelli says, that’s contradictory, and Cody says, bring it up past his ear. He doesn’t want to tilt left or right. Aim with your elbow, lead with your chest. (I do this a few times, sans hatchet, to see what he means.) Spinelli makes a feeble attempt, and Cody says, maybe he’ll find his inner Viking once they get going. He’s going to be siting this one out. Spinelli asks what that means, and Cody says, nothing. He feels an off night coming. Spinelli says, Cody’s going to cheat. That’s dishonorable. Cody says, dude, do you want a date with Maxie or not? They go back into the main room, and Cody says, ladies, pick up your hatchets and may the best team win.

Carly says, Drew was so wonderful when Josslyn’s grandmother passed away. She’s sure she could have handled it all on her own, but she didn’t have to. He was with her every step of the way. One more reason to be grateful for him. Josslyn asks if she’s okay, when Drew comes back. He says, crisis averted, and Josslyn says she’s sorry, but she has to go. She’s meeting Dex at The Savoy. Carly says she’s surprised Josslyn is up for that, and Josslyn says, so was Dex, but one of his favorite bands is playing and honestly, just being with him and listening to music is exactly what she needs right now. Drew says he hears that, and Carly and Josslyn hug. Josslyn hugs Drew and thanks him. He says, of course (🍷), and she leaves. Carly says she wishes she could spare Josslyn this kind of grief, and he suggests they add it to the list of things they want to spare their kids from. She says, it’s a long list, and he says, it’s getting longer every day. She says she appreciates what he said to Josslyn earlier. Josslyn thinks the world of him. He says he thinks the world of her too. He hopes he can always live up to her expectations. She says, if he managed to talk Triton off the ledge, he can be her hero too. He says, about that, and she asks if they’re going to extend their contract. Tell her. He says, actually, that’s up to her.

Willow says she wishes she could tell Michael, but she doesn’t know yet, and he says, that’s okay. He’ll wait as long as it takes. When… if he moves back in again, he wants her to be fully confident in her decision. She says, part of her is worried that if they rush back in and pretend nothing happened, one day they’ll end up back here in the very same position, and he says he gets it. He has the exact same fear. He doesn’t like to think about it because he dreads the thought, especially now. She says, why now? and he says, because he’s trying to put the things he wrecked back together now and do it right. Before he came here, he went to see his dad and came clean about everything. She says, that must have been difficult, and he says he owed it to Sonny to be honest, even about how he blackmailed Nina. She says, that couldn’t have been easy for Sonny to hear or for him to say, and he says, it wasn’t. It’s going to take a while for him and his dad to get back to where they were again, but at least they’re being honest with each other. She says she’s glad to hear there’s hope. Hope is where it all starts. He says, there wouldn’t have been any without her. If she hadn’t encouraged him, he wouldn’t have talked to Sonny. He thought it was a lost cause. She says, maybe she doesn’t believe in lost causes, and he says, lucky him. She says, what he did was misguided, but she knows him and nothing is more important to him than protecting her and the kids. She knows his intentions were good. He says, it’s just his methods she has a problem with, and she says, at the end of the day, it’s not what you’ve done, it’s about what you’re doing to make things right.

Sonny says, John is telling him that he’s got this string of mob hits across the country, and he thinks they’re all connected. John says, they know they’re all connected, and Sonny asks why John is talking to him. He’s a coffee importer. (Ha-ha! But I’m starting to think so.) John says, he was the target of a shooting, and Sonny says, well, the coffee business has been pretty rough the last few years; the climate changed. (A bigger ha-ha!) John says, the FBI knows the pool shooting was connected to the others. The same M.O. from the shooter, the same type of firearm, the same target profile. Sonny says, sounds like they know everything. Why don’t they go catch the guy? John says, give him a break. He knows Sonny’s not sitting around doing nothing. He’s looking for the shooter too. But John has the resources to catch this guy. Sonny says, then do it, and John says, if Sonny cooperates and tells him what he knows, they can end this quick and neat. Sonny says, Jagger, you want my help? All you’ve got to do is ask.

Drew and Carly sit across from each other with the moss bowl🎍in between them in case a referee is needed. Drew says, whenever there’s a change at the top, advertisers get a little bit nervous. He was expecting some phone calls, but there haven’t been that many. He sang her praises to the guy at Triton and explained that the hit piece Gemma wrote for the Gazette was just that, a hit piece. Carly says she hates that he has to do this for her, and he says, what? Tell the truth? She’s the right person for the job. The fact that she got Salvadore back to Deception for the cover shoot proves just that. Even Triton knew who Salvadore was. Carly says she’s not surprised, and he says he may have been a little too convincing to be honest. Drew says, Triton is going to stay at Crimson only if she’s going to be Editor-in-Chief for the long haul. She says, that was not the plan, but he says, that doesn’t mean it’s not a good plan. They show a united front, show stability. They get a little bit of growth and they’re on their way. She says she doesn’t know, and he says, she’s the right person for the job. He knows it’s early days, but he can tell she likes the work. Admit it. She says, the more she settles into the role, the more she enjoys it, but Nina’s not going to make it easy. She’s got connections in the fashion industry. Nina’s already seizing every opportunity to sabotage her. (How are they blaming Nina for this when Drew just said advertisers get nervous about a big change?) Drew says, Nina sends him to prison and nearly gets him killed, and she’s still not satisfied. Carly says, that’s because she’s Nina. She’s petty and vindictive and she’s not going to stop. He says, until they stop her. He’s going to get Michael on the phone. He bets Michael reconsiders once he hears all this. She says, reconsiders what?

Willow tells Michael that she and Drew had a chance to talk when he brought the papers. If you spend five minutes with him, you can see the kind of pain he’s in, and that pain is changing him. Michael says, he just needs some time, but she says, it’s more than that. There’s this cruel streak that wasn’t there before. He wants Nina to suffer like he suffered. Michael says, can you blame him? and she says, no, of course (🍷) not, but she also knows that payback isn’t going to help Drew heal. He says, that’s for Drew to decide. All he knows is, he can’t have any part of it. She and the kids mean more to him than anyone, and she can decide what kind of relationship she wants with Nina. He’ll accept whatever she decides. Willow says she hates what Nina did. Petty, vindictive. His mother makes Nina feel insecure and she wanted Carly out of the way. She didn’t care how much damage she did. Because at the end of the day, Nina only cares about herself. But they can’t let Nina destroy their relationship the way she’s destroyed hers with Sonny. He says he has no idea what his dad is going to do. He doesn’t even know if his dad does. She says she doesn’t want that uncertainty for them, but trust is rebuilt slowly, and they have to respect each other enough to be honest. Michael says he agrees, and she says she promises to try if he will.

Brick says he believes in positive energy. Some might call it luck. It all starts with one drink with a beautiful, gorgeous woman, but who knows what happens next? She says she’s not sure she gets it. Is he planning on winning the lottery on his way home? He says, no. It’s the little things. You get home from a long, hard day at work, and the leftovers are still good, and your favorite movie is playing. She says, so a latte from her favorite coffee shop on the house because they mixed up the order or daffodils on her birthday, and he says, see? There you go. The unexpected pleasures, like being here with her tonight.

Josslyn hugs Dex and says she’s so happy to see him. He says he saw her post about Spencer. It had to be hard to write. Is she sure she’s up for this? She says she’s fine. Fine-ish. She just wants to be with him. He says, him too, but if she changes her mind, they can go whenever. She says, okay, and he says, cranberry soda? She says, yes, and he orders.

John says, if Sonny wants to play games, fine with him. He’ll tell his boss that Sonny turned down the ask, which is what he expected. Sonny says he’s sorry John wasted his time, and John says, when they take Sonny out – which they will – he’ll have a clear conscience. Sonny says he wishes he could help John, but he can’t because he doesn’t know anything. Even if he did, why would he tell somebody who’s hated him for two decades? John says, because he’s putting all that behind him (could have fooled me). Why can’t Sonny? Sonny says he appreciates it, but this is the end of their conversation. John says, if Sonny won’t save his own skin, what about the people around him, including his esteemed colleagues who are in the line of fire? Curtis Ashford can’t walk. How does Sonny think he’s going to react when he finds out Sonny won’t do everything he can to find out who shot him?

Carly tells Drew, Willow was blindsided when she found out Michael blackmailed Nina. He’s not staying at the gatehouse. Drew says he knows, and she says, then she’s surprised. Why would he ask Michael to go after Nina? He says, because Willow was upset because Michael went behind her back instead of telling her everything Nina had done. Willow isn’t in any hurry to defend Nina. Carly says she knows that. Willow loves Drew and she’s appalled by what Nina did. He says, so why not make Nina pay? and she says she doesn’t want to make Nina pay. Focusing on Nina only gives her more power than she deserves. She doesn’t want to that. The best revenge is to make Nina irrelevant, to move on with their lives. He says, and let her get away with everything she’s done? and she says she’s not letting Nina get away with anything. She just wants to focus on what’s right for the magazine and what’s right for them. Looking a bit like a madman, Drew says he’s not sure he agrees that’s what’s best, and Carly says, is he kidding? Nina is living proof that revenge can backfire. She got everything she said she wanted. She was engaged to Sonny and found out Willow was her daughter. She could have focused on that, but instead Nina came after her. And yes, Drew was damaged in the process, but Nina was damaged. She’s all but lost Sonny and Willow too. He says, she’s got more to lose, and believe him, she will, and Carly says she understands more than he knows how he feels about Nina, but if he wants her to stay on at Crimson, he’s going to have to leave Nina alone.

Michael says he’s in 100%, and Willow says, good. He says he knows moving back in doesn’t mean they still don’t have work to do, and he’ll do all of it. She asks if it has to be all work though, and he asks what she has in mind. She says she doesn’t know. Maybe they could talk, catch up, have a glass of wine. He says he would love all that, when Wiley comes stomping down the stairs, saying, daddy. Michael asks what he’s doing awake, and Wiley says he has to show Michale his new magic trick before he goes. It’s incredible. Willow says, guess what? Daddy’s staying tonight. Wiley says, in that case, his three new magic tricks, and Michael asks if they’re all incredible. Wiley nods, and Michael says, now? Wiley says, now, and Michael says, ask his mommy. Willow says, it’s more than okay, and Wiley says, it’s really four magic tricks. Michael says he had a feeling. Lead the way. They head upstairs, and Willow says she’ll wait up until after the show.

Cody tells Sasha that they have a lot riding on this bet. He can give her some pointers if she wants. She says, sure. What’s he got? He says, the thing people don’t know about hatchet throwing is, it’s all about mind/body connection, and it’s spiritual. She laughs.

Spinelli tells Maxie, in order to come through for her, he’ll do everything in his power, including – but not limited to – prayer and soul selling. She says she really doesn’t care if they lose. She’s just happy to get out of the house. He says he’s trying to stay out of her way at home, but he can do more if she tells him. He’s so beholden to her as a tenant. She says she was worried about how their living together would work, but it’s been kind of great, right? She’s almost hoping the pipes in his apartment never get fixed. That’s crazy, right? He says, no.

Sasha says Cody should build a hatchet range on that estate he wants to buy, and he says, at Serenity? Sure. If he’s ever in a position to buy that place, first thing to go in will be a hatchet range. She asks why he’s doubting it. She knows he can make it happen. He says he sure hopes so. These good looks aren’t going to last forever. She says, there’s a lot more to him than his good looks, and he says, like what? Maxie asks if they’re going to throw the hatchet or what, and Cody tells her to chill out and wait her turn. Sasha gets a bullseye, and Maxie says, what? They’ve been hustled.

Sonny tells John, what happened to Curtis is a tragedy and whoever did that is going to pay. But he’s been around long enough to know when a Fed is trying to provoke him. John says, then let him give Sonny a warning. Whoever this shooter is, he knows Sonny’s world. He knows how Sonny moves. If he’s come for Sonny, that only means one thing. It means he’s already in Sonny’s house. So watch your back.

Dex asks Josslyn to tell him the truth. Does she really want to be here?

Brick says, so, Jordan mentioned daffodils, and she says she did, didn’t she? He asks if it’s her favorite flower and she says, it’s definitely on the list. His phone dings, and he asks her to excuse him. He looks at the phone, then looks at Dex.

Josslyn says she wants to be with Dex, and he says, here, with all these people? She says, no, and he says, then let’s get out of here. They leave as Brick watches. He gets up and tells Jordan that he hates to do this more than she knows. He has to go. He can’t tell her what a wonderful evening it was. She says, maybe their paths will cross in the future, and he says, that’s the plan. He hands her a card and says he has her number. Now she has his private line. Maybe his luck will hold. He leaves.

Sonny says, this is the last time he and John are going to be alone together like this. If John wants to talk to him, he has to call Sonny’s lawyer Diane Miller. He’ll like her. John says, so that’s it? That’s the way it’s going to be? Sonny says, that’s the way it’s going to be, and John heads for the door. Sonny says, hey, Jagger, and John says, for the last time, it’s John. Sonny says, hey, John, welcome back, and Jagger John leaves.

Michael comes downstairs, apologizing that it took so long. He doesn’t think Wiley’s magic act is quite ready for Vegas yet. He sees Willow asleep on the couch and covers her with a blanket.

Cody says, Sasha did pretty good on that last one and she says, it must have been his tutelage. Also, she comes here a lot. He says, really? He wouldn’t have pegged her as a frequent thrower. She says, it’s been a tough couple of years. Some days she would come in here and she wouldn’t even care about throwing. She could have just chopped up the furniture or anything else she could get her hands on, but she’d settle for throwing the hatchet as far as she could. He says, she means at the target, and she says, does she? They laugh and she says, a few visits later, voila. He says, thankfully, one of them had a good night. He’s sorry. He feels like his game let them down. She says she noticed that his game was off. It was almost like he didn’t want them to win.

Maxie throws, and she and Spinelli get all excited. Maxie says she doesn’t want to brag. Who is she kidding? Of course (🍷) she wants to brag. She’s on fire tonight. She tells Spinelli that it’s his turn, and Spinelli gets a bullseye. Maxie squeals and they hug. Cody gives Spinelli a thumbs up.

Drew says, if it’s that important to the moss bowl🎍and Carly, he’ll put a pause on anything to do with Nina, but he doesn’t want Carly staying at Crimson if she’s unhappy there. She says she’s not unhappy. In fact, she’s warming up to the idea of staying on as Editor-in-Chief long term. She loves the people she gets to work with, and the fashion industry is thrilling. He says, she’s going to be blown away by the artists she gets to meet, and she says she can’t wait. She just wants to stay for the right reasons. Not to get back at Nina, but to build something great with him. He says he loves the sound of that, and they hug.

Dex and Josslyn spoon in bed, and she turns to him and says she’s sorry about him missing the show. He kisses her and says he’s right where he wants to be. She goes back to being the little spoon.

Brick walks into Sonny’s office and says he found something. Someone in his organization has an offshore bank account. He counted too many zeros. Three guesses as to who it belongs to. Sonny says he just needs one. Dex?

Smelled that one coming as soon as Michael paid Dex.

On Monday, Carly needs to talk to Diane and says, it’s an emergency; Trina tells Ava that she can’t live with this family; Michael tells Josslyn, someone Sonny trusts sold him out; and Drew tells Nina, keep playing with fire and see where it gets her.

🌹 She Could Be Handing Out Roses…

At best it was just hinted at by somebody who told somebody, but it’s a great idea. I never watch these shows as I always feel embarrassed for the contestants, but I’d watch it if she was on it.

🩺 She Botched It…

And he’s a real doctor.

🌴 What They’re Wearing…

Apparently, they’ve learned something since that top photo was taken. It looks like they’re going on a picnic in outer space.

💰 Longest Hiatus Ever…

Good to hear they’re getting a second chance, since they weren’t that awful… yet. Caroline Stanbury has always been one of my favorites.

🏈 Bowlin’ It…

First, the boring stuff.

https://people.com/how-to-watch-the-2024-super-bowl-8572420

Cliff Notes version of the boring stuff.

https://www.cbsnews.com/essentials/when-does-super-bowl-start-end-2024-timeline

The fun stuff.

https://ew.com/super-bowl-2024-performers-usher-halftime-reba-mcentire-national-anthem-8546391

🐕 A Bowl Full Of Cuteness…

Not so boring when it’s puppies.

https://people.com/how-to-watch-puppy-bowl-2024-where-to-stream-8559167

I just thought it was funny that this was in the Sporting News.

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/puppy-bowl-2024-schedule-time-channel-stream/2d2d79415a95fc57f37625aa

The Bowl turns 20!

https://apnews.com/article/puppy-bowl-2024-20th-anniversary-fe5ab3507eb72f24e170d1cb23c28b52

You, too, can have your own Bowler.

https://www.discovery.com/shows/puppy-bowl/adopt

A spin-off success story.

https://people.com/puppy-bowl-referee-dan-scahaner-adopts-his-first-dog-8558579

🧧 Quotes of the Week

If I don’t go into that office every day, who am I? – Freddy Rumsen (Joel Murray), Mad Men

There is always light. If only we’re brave enough to see it. If only we’re brave enough to be it.Amanda Gorman

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. – Søren Kierkegaard

What’s the matter? You guys can’t do regular crack?Judge Mathis to guys doing combo drugs, Judge Mathis

Take the attitude of a student. Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. – Augustine “Og” Mandino

We need to give each other space so that we may both give and receive such beautiful things as ideas, openness, dignity, joy, healing and inclusion. – Max de Pree

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. – Kevin Kruse

Ethics is knowing the difference between what you have a right to do and what is right to do.Potter Stewart

When she says jump, you say, I wish I could. – Peggy Biggs (Rondi Reed), Mike & Molly

🐲 Dragon In the New Year…

Enjoy a Bowl this weekend even if it’s a cereal bowl, then join me on Monday really Tuesday for soap and what’s on Deck. Until then, stay safe, stay not taking any game too seriously (unless you’re a professional player), and stay knowing the best revenge is to make someone irrelevant by moving on with your life.

January 26, 2024 – Sprina’s First Day In Paris, Side Gig, He’s Serious, Random Wives, VanderComeback, Too Soon For Awful, Trailer For Ones, Puppy (!) Party, Practically 10 Quotes & Key

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Paris, France. Trina and Spencer are shown to their hotel room, and Trina says she didn’t think anything could be nicer than their hotel room in New York, but this… They’re literally on the Sienne. It’s incredible. (A slight exaggeration. They dressed up a decent room with champagne bucket and a bunch of peonies.) He says, she’s incredible. He thought they deserved the very best to welcome them to the next chapter of their lives. They kiss.

At the hospital, Chase tells Jordan that they pulled Esme’s credit card records. There was a bus ticket bought yesterday, destination Toronto. She says, any stops along the way? but he says, straight shot. If Esme’s hiding out at her former nanny’s, they have the address of where to find her.

Anna runs over to Laura and says she just heard about Kevin. How’s he doing? Laura says, he’s stable. He’s in and out of consciousness right now, but they’re doing more tests. Anna tells her to hang in there, and she says she is. Anna says, he’s so strong; he’ll pull through this. Laura thanks her, and Anna says she wishes she could do more than give her just words. Laura says she thinks Anna can. She can come back to the PCPD.

Nina sits at Charlie’s looking at The Invader headline: A CHANGING OF THE GUARD AT CRIMSON; NINA REEVES OUT, CARLY SPENCER IN. Ava calls, but she doesn’t answer.

Ava leaves a message asking Nina what she’s seeing in The Invader. Call her. She’s worried about her. Sonny asks who she’s talking to, and Ava says, Nina’s voicemail. Has he seen this? She shows him her tablet, and he says he hasn’t read the article, but he knows there’s a transition. She says, a transition. Otherwise known as an ousting. He asks if that surprises her after what Nina did to Carly and Drew. She says, even so, someone has to check up on her. She’s not picking up. Is that a problem for him? He says, Brick is on his way up here with an update, and she asks if he’s learned anything about the threats against her. He says, the sooner they can stop this, the sooner they can end this living arrangement they have.

At the courthouse, Martin apologizes for his late arrival. Miss McCall was keeping him apprised of her investigation. Finn asks how that’s going, and Elizabeth asks if she found anything that could help the case. Sam says, it’s going, and yes, she did.

Brick knocks on the penthouse door, and Sonny says, it’s good to see him. Brick says, it’s always good to be seen. He asks Ava, how’s everything? and she says, fine. She asks if he’d care for an espresso, but he says, no thank you, and Sonny asks him to have a seat. Brick says, unfortunately, he has to keep this brief. He has a meeting this afternoon. Sonny says, as long as he’s caught up, Brick can make it as brief as he wants. He looks at Ava, and Ava says, if he’s waiting for her to make herself scarce, that’s not going to happen. This concerns her. He says he knows that, but as soon as it becomes business, leave, and she says, okay. They sit, and Sonny says, fill him in. Brick says he couldn’t pull any prints off the photograph or notes sent to Ava, but he was able to trace the weapon. It was part of a set of unmarked weapons from the Bureau… Yeah, he knows. Ava asks, what’s the significance of the gun being stolen from the WSB? and Sonny says, it means it’s connected to the rifle that shot at him a year ago at the MetroCourt pool.

Sam says she was able to access Muldoon’s EZ-Pass records and cross-reference them with the security cameras from the gas station across the street from the oncologist’s office. Elizabth says, tell them there was something on that footage, and Sam says, a big something. Muldoon entering the medical pavilion long before his meeting with Finn. Gregory says, there they have it. Proof that he was being treated for cancer. Martin says, maybe, but unfortunately, it’s circumstantial, and Finn says, it’s a medical pavilion. There must be dozens of specialists working out of that building. Martin says, exactly. A dentist, and ENT and an allergist, just to name a few. Finn says, Muldoon could have been going to see any one of them, but Gregory says, he wasn’t. He was there to see the oncologist. Finn asks how they prove that, and Martin says, that’s the number one question. The second being, if he was being treated by that oncologist, why wouldn’t he tell Finn that? Elizabeth says, it doesn’t make any sense, and Sam says she has one more lead to follow up on. If she gets results, she’ll be in touch ASAP. Finn says he really appreciates it, and Sam tells him, good luck, and leaves. Martin says, shall we? and Finn says, no time like the present. Let’s do this.

Spencer asks the bellhop for a converter because his phone died, and the bellhop leaves. Trina says, that accent is to die for, and Spencer says, mine or his? She says, his. Spencer’s is decent though. Spencer says, moi? Blah-blah-blah Française? (I took two years of French and still know nothing but how Jean Paul and Pierre pack a suitcase and how to curse someone out.) She says, mais oui, and that’s about as much as she knows. Thank God for the translator app though. He says she doesn’t have to rely on a translator app. He’s happy to give her French lessons. She says, he’s going to teach her, huh? and he clicks on the remote, turning on some music. He says, to start, and speaks French like Gomez Addams as he kisses her neck. They work their way over to the bed and get busy.

Jordan asks if the Toronto authorities have been notified, and Chase says, they have, but there’s another way. Dante has met Esme’s former nanny. They can reach out to her. Keep things nice and clean. That is, if the department can spare them. She says, absolutely. She’ll make arrangements with their superior. She does know it’s his brother’s trial today, so if he wants her to send someone else with Dante… He says he’ll go, and she asks if he’s sure. He says, Finn understands that this is important. She says, okay. Good luck and keep her posted. He says, copy that, and leaves.

Laura says, Anna looks shocked, and Anna says, because she is. Laura says, the PCPD has been without an active Commissioner for months now. It’s been chaotic and confusing. It may even be part of the reason Esme was able to slip between the cracks. (Huh?) Anna says she thought Mac was doing an excellent job, and Laura says, he is, but not only has he made it very clear he’s not interested in the position full-time. He’s been out of the country for she doesn’t even know how long now. The department needs stability and Anna could provide that. Anna says, Laura… but Laura says, just hear her out. Next to Jordan, who’s made it very clear to her that she’s happy in her new role as the Deputy Mayor, Anna is the next, most qualified candidate. Anna says, and the most controversial. Forget about her public humiliation. What about what happened with Laura’s granddaughter? Laura says she doesn’t blame Anna for that, and Anna says she shot a child. Laura says, but she was being manipulated by her former director, Brennan. And on top of that, Valentin chose to keep her completely in the dark about what was going on with Charlotte. This was a horrible accident, but it’s one that doesn’t change the fact that she believes Port Charles would be safer under Anna’s leadership. Jordan comes over and says, and for what it’s worth (🍷), she agrees 1000%. Anna says, they have no idea what this means to her, but she’s sorry. She can’t. What happened with Charlotte makes her feel like she’s not ready. She doesn’t deserve the badge. Laura says she understands what Anna is going through, but she’s asking Anna to take some time to consider this offer. Laura sees Portia coming their way, and asks if she’s heard anything about Doc. Is he going to be okay?

The bailiff says, all rise. The honorable Judge Arnold presiding. The judge tells them, be seated, and Elizabeth mouths I love you to Finn, who winks at her.

Portia says she just spoke with Doc’s doctors and they’re still running some tests, but they’re cautiously optimistic that his prognosis will be good. She’ll know more when he wakes up. Laura says, thank God, and Portia says, if Laura hadn’t found him when she did, this could be an entirely different conversation. Laura says she doesn’t want to think about that, and thanks Portia for keeping her in the loop. Portia says, of course (🍷), and Anna says, that’s great news, hugging Laura. She’s sorry. She’s late for a phlebotomy treatment, so she has to go. She’ll catch up with Laura later. She says goodbye to them and leaves. Jordan says she has to go as well, but asks Laura to let her know if she needs anything. They hug and Jordan says she’s really glad Doc is going to be okay. She leaves, and Portia asks if Laura has heard from Spencer at all. Laura says she hasn’t. She’s a little surprised since she thinks she may have sounded a little frantic in her message, but maybe his plane hasn’t landed yet. Portia says she tracked the flight; it landed. Maybe she should call Trina again. Laura says, don’t bother. Esme is in Canada and Doc is out of the woods. Spencer will call her when he calls her. Let them have a good time. Portia says, they’re in Paris. How could they not be?

Basking in the afterglow, Trina kisses Spencer, and he says, champagne toast? He gets out of bed and takes out the bottle of champagne. He says, it’s a good year, and starts to unwrap the foil, when the bellhop walks in. They don’t knock in Paris?

Diane says, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the name Hamilton Finn – Dr. Hamilton Finn – may be all over the docket in this case, but make no mistake, the story belongs to Dennis Muldoon, deceased husband of the plaintiff. You’re going to hear how Dennis Muldoon sought the help of a trusted doctor in his time of need, and how that doctor, through sheer negligence, failed to order a test which could have caught the cancer in time. This story is by no means uncommon. Medical practitioners make mistakes all the time. Which is why it is of the upmost importance that we hold them accountable. Not just for the error itself, but for the birthdays, weddings, graduations, everything that Dennis Muldoon will now sadly, tragically have to miss. She indicates the grieving widow.

Martin says, I can, and will, prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Dr. Hamilton Finn did encourage Dennis Muldoon to follow up with further testing, and that far from being in error with medical negligence, this was an error of personal responsibility… as tragic as that may be.

Ava asks if they’re saying the same person that killed Austin shot Curtis, and Brick says, in a botched attempt to assassinate Sonny. Sonny asks if Brick thinks this theory has anything to do with the anonymous bid on Windymere. Can Ava do him a favor? Can she give Brick all the information she has? She says, on the shell corporation. She doesn’t have much, but she’ll get what she has. She leaves, and Sonny says he wants Brick to coordinate with Dex as far as stepping up surveillance. Brick says, all the usual suspects? and Sonny says, Carly, the kids, Olivia, and now Ava because she’s in the middle of all this. Brick says he’s on it, but he doesn’t have a question. Does Nina get added to that list?

Sitting with Nina, Valentin asks if she’s all right, and she says she’s pretty sure she lost her husband and her daughter. And the final kicker is, Drew and Carly want to take everything else from her too. He says, otherwise okay? and she laughs. She says she brought it on herself, right? At least that’s what everyone tells her. He says, she may be down, but at least she’s not down for the count. So what’s the plan? She says, for what? and he says, for taking back what’s yours.

Averting his eyes, the bellhop tells Spencer that he’s very sorry. He knocked on the door and there was no answer. He assumed they’d stepped out. He holds out a bag, and Spencer takes it, thanking him. The bellhop says, his converter, and leaves. Trina says, if he’d shown up a few minutes earlier, he would have gotten quite the show. She asks for his phone to charge it, and tells him to open up the champagne. He asks if she heard the bellhop knock, and she says, in all fairness, they could have put up the Do Not Disturb sign. He says, that would have kind of killed the romantic flow, and she says, option A, take a two-second break from making out, or option B, getting caught by the bellhop in your underwear. He says, fine. Next time, they’ll put up the Do Not Disturb sign. She says, there’s going to be a next time? and he says, oh yeah. And a next time, and a next time, and a next time… He kisses her with each next time. He sees the turtle dove sticking out of her purse, and he says, she brought it with her? She says, there might be weekends where he’s going to be back home, and she’ll be here. It’ll be like they’re still together. That’s what this thing is for, isn’t it? He says, it sure is. That’s pretty cute. He takes the other turtle dove out of his bag, and she says, he has his with him. He says he takes it with him everywhere he goes. Once he gets his apartment here, it will have a permanent place on his bedside table. He kisses her and his phone dings. He looks at it and says, his grandmother left him a voicemail.

Brick says he doesn’t mean to bring up a tough subject, but he doesn’t know where Sonny and Nina stand right now. Sonny says, she’s his wife legally, so she’s going to be a potential target, and Brick says he’ll make sure to keep eyes on her. Ava comes back and says she made copies for Brick. This is it. She gives him a folder, and Brick says he’ll look into it. He tells Sonny to let him know if he needs anything, they shake hands, and Brick leaves. Ava asks how seriously she needs to take this. Stay vigilant or complete lockdown? He says, they’re not there yet, and she says, thank God. Because nothing good can come of them stuck in this penthouse. On that note, what does he say they get out of here?

Nina asks if Valentin thinks she has a leg to stand on, and he says he thinks she has two gorgeous legs to stand on. (BA-DUM-CHH!) She’s Nina Reeves for God’s sake. She built Crimson into the empire it is today. He can’t imagine her advertisers and top designers are thrilled with what Drew has decided. She says, it doesn’t matter, but he says, of course (🍷) it matters. She says she doesn’t have any recourse, and he says, how about if she gives him a number. How much would it cost to create a rival publication and poach every top staffer at Crimson that would give Drew and Carly a fighting chance at success?

Diane asks Mrs. Muldoon if she ever got a sense that there were any health concerns prior to this diagnosis, but Mrs. Muldoon says, no. They were shocked when they learned he had Stage IV cancer. He seemed totally fine. It’s like they blinked, and he was gone. Diane says, the doctors who took care of her husband in hospice, were they able to provide any insight? and she says, they told her any physician who would have run even the most basic tests would have seen the cancer. If only someone had. She looks at Finn and says, a few months would have made the difference. Her children would still have a father. Martin says, objection, your honor. That calls for speculation. Diane says, Mrs. Muldoon’s testimony will be corroborated by Dennis Muldoon’s oncologist, but Judge Arnold says, then they’ll hear it when he or she takes the stand. Sustained. Diane says, no further questions, and the judge says, Martin’s witness. Martin says he’d just like to start by saying how sorry they all are for her loss. She thanks him, and he says he’d just like to know one thing. Was she there when her husband met with Dr. Hamilton Finn, when he was told he needed to go for further testing? She says, no, she was not, and he says, so her opinion on Dr. Finn’s urgency, or lack thereof, is based solely on how her husband described it to her. She says, yes, but… and he says, thank you. That’s all. No further questions. The judge says, she may step down, and Mrs. Muldoon leaves the stand. Gregory whispers, that’s it? to Martin, and Martin says, no one ever won a civil trial by ripping the grieving widow to shreds on the witness stand. The jury is right there. She has her story, we have ours. Diane says she’d like to call Dr. Hamilton Finn to the stand.

Laura puts Spencer on speaker and thanks him for calling her back. He says, of course (🍷). What’s going on? She says she has good news on both fronts. First of all, Doc is going to be okay. He says, thank God, and she says, and they’ve tracked Esme to Canada. The authorities there have the address where she’s staying, and Chase and Dante are on their way there right now. He asks what she needs from him, but she says, nothing. Just stay right where he is. She’s sort of comforted by the knowledge that there’s an entire ocean between him and Esme at the moment. Portia says, Laura is right. They’re far safer there than they would be here in Port Charles. Just let the police handle Esme. Spencer promises to look after Portia’s daughter, and she says she’s going to hold him to that. She asks for Trina, and Trina says, hey. Portia says she wants Trina to be safe. She loves her. Trina says she loves Portia too, and she will. Laura says she’ll keep them posted if she hears anything, and Spencer says, sounds good.

Nina says she didn’t agree to have lunch with Valentin to take his money, but he says she wouldn’t be taking it. He’d be investing it – in her. With her prowess, and the help of her editors and advertisers, he thinks any new publication she launched would bury anything Drew and Carly could cook up at Crimson. They don’t know publishing and she does. Sometimes the best revenge is good business. She says, if she does this… He says, she’s considering it, and she says, maybe. If she does this, this war with Carly will only escalate until one of them surrenders. He lifts his glass and says, to it not being you. They clink glasses, when Sonny walks in with Ava.

Brick says, he’s got to admit, he didn’t think the hospital is where his meeting with Jordan would take place, and she says, if he gives her something she can use, maybe she’ll give him an upgrade. He says he can dream, and she asks if he traced the number that called her. He says he went through some backchannels, which he’s guessing is why she reached out to him in the first place. The call came from a burner phone, one of those prepaid deals you can get it at any gas station. She says, so it wasn’t registered, and he says, hold on. The phone pinged a cell tower a stone’s throw away from Pentenville the night the call came in. No residents or roads nearby. She says, Pentenville, and he says, they know better than anyone how to smuggle phones in. She thanks him, and he says, no sweat. He starts to leave, but comes back and says he hasn’t lost her number. He hopes she’s not going to lose his. She rolls her eyes as he leaves.

Diane asks how long Finn has been a department head at General Hospital, and he says, seven years and eleven months. She says, that’s a long time. And in that time, he found a cure for Blackwood’s disease, which was ravaging certain oceanic regions. Is she correct? Finn says, that is correct, and she says, that’s quite a feat, to use deductive reasoning and applied science to find a cure. Finn says, it’s part of the job, and she says, it is. So what went wrong on the day Dennis Muldoon came to visit him? Martin says, objection, and Diane says she’ll rephrase. How did Finn not catch the Stage IV cancer that other doctors insist would have been blatantly obvious at that time? Finn says he’s an infectious disease specialist. Mr. Muldoon came to see him for treatment for a tapeworm, which he had. However, Finn knew something else was wrong, so he suggested Muldoon have some more tests run. Diane asks if there was any urgency to this suggestion, a bit of a warning that he might be dealing with something more serious, perhaps life threatening. Finn says he recommended Muldoon have further tests run. He doesn’t recall the level to which he stressed urgency. Diane says, so it’s his contention that another infectious disease specialist couldn’t have deduced that cancer was at play, but Finn says he can’t speculate on other doctors, and her statement does not equate to malpractice. Diane says, even if he wasn’t at the top of his game, shall they say? and he says he doesn’t know what that means. She asks if he was suspended from General Hospital six years ago, and Finn says he was. She says, care to tell the court why? and Martin says, objection. Medical privacy. Diane says, withdrawn. Would Finn agree that a doctor at the top of his game could have suspected cancer? Could have ordered the proper tests and could have conveyed to Mr. Muldoon the gravity of his situation? Finn tells her, like he said he can’t speculate… She says, yes or no will suffice, and he says, the expectation that a doctor in another field could immediately catch everything wrong with a patient is not only unreasonable, it’s completely absurd. He did what needed to be done on the day. (Apparently, Finn forgot the number one rule here.) Diane says, just what needed to be done, and Finn tells her, that’s not what he said. She says, no further questions. Martin asks if Finn ever told Dennis Muldoon that a tapeworm wasn’t the only cause of his symptoms, and Finn says, no. Martin says, and did he in fact advise Muldoon that further tests were necessary to achieve an accurate diagnosis, and Finn says, yes. Martin asks if he took that advice, and Finn says, no, he did not. Martin says, so conveyed urgency aside, does he as a physician have the authority to compel a patient to undergo a test they do not wish to have done? and Finn says, no, he doesn’t. Martin says, no further questions, and Judge Arnold says, Finn can step down. Finn goes back to his seat, and Elizabeth says she thought Martin told them that Diane would talk about Finn’s past drug use, but Martin says, she didn’t have to. She did more damage by hanging it in the window. Finn says, and she knows it, and Martin says, up to this point, he’s kept his questioning brief because he honestly believes the facts are on Finn’s side in this case. But he has to be honest. That little tit for tat with Miss Miller just now? He doesn’t think Finn did himself any favors.

Diane thanks a doctor on the stand for his input and expertise, and says, the prosecution rests. The judge calls for a brief recess and says, court will resume at 1:45. The bailiff says, all rise, the judge leaves, and the bailiff says, the jury is excused. Sam comes in and asks how it’s going. Martin says, all is not lost, but he’s not going to lie. He could use some more help. Sam says she did some more digging and found out that several debt collectors have placed liens on the Muldoons. Finn takes an envelope from her and looks at the paperwork. He says, it looks like their house is about to be foreclosed on. Elizabeth says she thought they were wealthy, but Sam says, they’ve been cash poor for a while now. Gregory says he’s sure cancer can get expensive, and Sam says, this has actually been going on for a while. The Muldoons were heavily invested in Aurora. When the stocks went down, they pretty much lost everything. Finn says, that was eighteen months ago. Soap looks all around.

Jordan sees Anna and asks if her phlebotomy went okay, and Anna says, everything’s fine. What’s going on? Jordan says she traced the number for the source who called about the unmarked gun, and Anna asks if she has a lead on who shot Curtis. Jordan says, Sonny may have been the intended target, but she thinks Anna is still connected to this as well.

Nina tells Sonny that she heard about Ace. Is Spencer okay? He says, that’s none of her business (harsh!), and keeps walking. Ava says she got Nina’s voicemail. She’s so sorry to hear about Crimson. Call her when she gets a chance, and they’ll talk. Nina starts to respond, but Ava joins Sonny, and Nina goes back to her table. Valentin asks if she wants to go somewhere else, but she says, Phyllis told her that she’s always welcome here. She won’t be run off with her tail between her legs. He says his offer still stands. What does she say? She tells him that she says the two of them have a bad habit of bringing out the worst in each other.

Portia says she’s got some good news, and Laura says, that’s her favorite kind. Portia says, the doctors think that Doc should be waking up very soon. They’re going to be moving him to his room and Laura should be able to see him shortly after that. Laura cries and thanks her, and Portia says, Doc’s going to be okay. The kids are safe. They’re lucky, all things considered. Laura says she agrees, but if she could only stop blaming herself. Portia says, blaming herself for what? and Laura says, Esme. She knew what Esme was capable of, but Esme is her husband’s niece, she’s the mother of her grandchild. She thinks she just wanted so badly to see the good in Esme, she let it blind her to all the horrible things Esme has done that she never paid for. She did awful things to Portia’s daughter. Portia must be so angry with her.

Spencer tells Trina that he wishes he could say he was wrong, that Esme hadn’t gotten her memory back and that Ace could still be safe with her. But he guesses he did the right thing giving Ace to his father. If anyone has a knack for disappearing, it’s him. There’s no way Esme’s going to… Trina is preoccupied with her phone, and he asks what she’s doing. She says, there’s a flight back to New York in two hours. He can make it before midnight. He says, she’s telling him this because… and she says, Doc just got attacked and his brother is in danger. She appreciates him coming with her, but his family needs him now.

Sam says, looks like Muldoon has been trying to stop the bleeding for months. He even cashed out a life insurance policy to pay his bills. Martin says, before or after he saw an oncologist? and Sam says, before. Martin says, thanks to Sam, they now have one hell of a theory to present to the court, and Elizabeth says, Muldoon came to Finn on purpose. The whole malpractice suit… Finn says, it was part of his plan. Muldoon set him up.

I called it at the beginning. And I have receipts! Proof! Timelines! Screenshots! Not really. Just one message to a fellow GH watcher, but I called it pretty early on.

Spencer says, Trina heard his grandmother. Doc is on the mend, and Esme’s in Canada, and the police are on her trail. Trina says, and if any of that changes? and Spencer says, then he’ll get on a plane and go home, but she heard him promise her mother that he’d look after her, and they both know he’s on her hit list. So he thinks it’s best he keeps his word. She asks if he’s sure. Don’t stay for her. He says, of course (🍷) he’s going to stay for her. And for him, for them. Now is she ready for the best weekend of her life? She says, so ready, and he says, very good answer. He kisses her and pops the champagne cork. They kiss some more.

Portia asks why she would be angry with Laura, and Laura says, at the very least, Portia must think she’s naïve. Portia says she thinks Esme is that good of a liar, and Laura says, except Portia never believed it. Portia says she never truly bought into the idea that Esme had changed (more history revision!), but she thinks it’s a little different with her. Laura asks, why is that? and Portia says, because Esme hurt Trina in a very specific, targeted, vindictive way. It’s hard to see your child suffer like that. It leaves a mark. Laura says she’s so sorry, but Portia says, she doesn’t have to be. There’s nothing wrong with hoping someone can change, if and when they take accountability for their actions, but Esme never took accountability for anything. So right now, there’s only one path forward for her. Laura says, absolutely. Agreed. Esme must be found. Esme must be brought to trial for the things she’s done.

Toronto, Canada. Dante and Chase arrive at an apartment, where a Canadian officer stands outside the door. Dante introduces himself and Chase, and the officer says, they were told the detectives were coming. Chase says, any updates? and the officer says, they’ve been monitoring the apartment for 24 hours. No one matching the nanny’s or Prince’s description has exited. Dante says, it’s still occupied? and the officer nods. Dante thanks him for holding off while they waited for him and Chase. There’s going to be trouble. The officer knocks at the door, and Chase and Dante put their hands on their guns.

Nina says she’d be lying if she said she wasn’t tempted by Valentin’s offer, and he says, but? She says, but she has to try and control these impulses she has if she’s going to have any hope of salvaging a relationship with Willow. He says, okay, but if she changes her mind… She says she knows where to find him, and he says, they have a long history of twisting themselves in knots, pretending they’re something they aren’t for other people. She doesn’t have to do that with him. He’s on her side, no matter what. She puts her hand on his and thanks him. Sonny watches.

Sonny tells Ava that he was thinking, and she says, uh-oh. He says, there’s still a threat out there against Ava. Esme’s on the run. Maybe she should spend some time on his island. She says, the gallery is being refreshed this week. She supposes there are worse places to stay vigilant. He says he and Dex will get her settled in and make sure she’s protected. She says, okay. Because going to Puerto Rico is all about her and her safety, right? He asks, what else would it be about? and she says, maybe getting as far away from Nina as possible.

Anna says, so the call that attempted to give Jordan information on the gun came from Pentenville? and Jordan says she’s been looking into this for months and gotten nowhere. Dead end after dead end. So what’s changed in the past few weeks? Who’s new to Pentenville and knew about a shipment of unmarked guns meant to be in the Bureau’s possession? She knew she recognized that voice from somewhere, but she couldn’t put her finger on it until she overheard Anna and Laura talking. Anna says, the person who called Jordan was John Brennan.

On Monday, Portia tells Curtis that she never wants to worry about Esme Prince again; Martin tells Diane that he’d like to add someone to the witness list; and Tracy comes to the courtroom, saying that they should make the fraud public record.

👬🏻 Whole Different Brother…

It’s great how the cast is given wiggle room to do other projects. A happy employee is more likely to stick around.

💻 Not Kidding…

It’s awful how scammers get away with this stuff, but it’s also shocking to see how many people fall for it. One rule of thumb is, if you’re a 2 and they’re a 10, and you don’t know each other personally IRL, it’s not happening.

💎 Diamonds In the Rough…

Hey, she did finally get that second date.

We’ve all been there. The one that just doesn’t go as planned.

This one’s diamond should be repossessed.

🍸 Back To the Rules…

Here’s a thought. If the rest of the cast doesn’t want to film with them, replace them. Or just work with two fewer cast members. People thought Charlie Sheen and Roseanne couldn’t be replaced either.

🏊‍♀️ Awful Summer People Return…

How is this back already? It might be worth watching for the big break-up though.

⚰️ Dead Coming Soon…

The final trailer for The Ones Who Live.

https://people.com/the-walking-dead-the-ones-who-live-trailer-rick-and-michonne-search-broken-world-8550132

🐕 Bowling At Home…

You, too, can be host of your own Puppy Bowl.

https://www.dogtv.com/blog/how-to-throw-a-puppy-bowl-party-dogtvs-guide-to-tail-gating

https://wearwagrepeat.com/puppy-bowl-party/

🎋 Quotes of the Week

I’m not Dr. Phil. – Judge Marilyn Milian, People’s Court

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. – Indian Proverb

What I’ve experienced is that I can’t know the future. I can’t know if anything that I do will change what happens tomorrow. I can’t know with certainty, but what I do know is if I do nothing, nothing will change. – James Orbinski (Now if I could just figure out what the something is…)

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. – Leo Buscaglia

The healthy being craves an occasional wildness, a jolt from normality, a sharpening of the edge of appetite, his own little festival of Saturnalia, a brief excursion from his way of life.Robert MacIver

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. – Mae West

Peace is not absence of conflict; it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful means. – Ronald Reagan

If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. – Bruce Lee

The best way to learn how to enjoy life is from a dog. – Nils Sandmann

🪗 Making My Own Kind Of Music…

Come back on Monday really Tuesday for soap and whatever the future holds. Until then, stay safe, stay parking between the lines, and stay remembering that sometimes the best revenge is good business.

January 19, 2024 – Drew Makes a Replacement, A Thought, Custom Made, Side Work, Joke’s On Her, Reaction, VanderSpin, Dragon 2, Late Return, Which Ones, He’s Back, Best Bowl, One Dozen Quotes & Winter

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Laura says, Cyrus’s health must be improving. He looks better. Cyrus thanks her and says, dropping the charges against Sonny Corinthos has revitalized his spirit. His soul is unburdened, so his body can heal. She asks, what led to this unburdening? and he says, accountability. He acknowledged his role in the attack. How he provoked Sonny at the wrong time instead of giving him grace. If he’d simply turned around and walked away, the beating would never have happened. Once he realized that, he was able to let his anger go, and he found peace. She asks if that’s why he called her last night and wanted her here first thing in the morning, to share this epiphany? He says he called her because there’s a lost soul in need of her help. Spencer walks in and Cyrus says, welcome, nephew. You’re right on time.

Ava hears someone come into the gallery, and says she told Trina to take the day off. She turns around and sees it’s Esme. She asks what the hell Esme wants. She’s not welcome here. Esme says, please don’t kick her out. She needs Ava’s help.

Willow says hi to Adam, and he asks where he is. She says, he’s at General Hospital, and he asks, why? She says, because his friend saved his life.

Carly finishes with an interview for a Kelly’s Bobbie’s manager, when Sam walks in. She says, Carly looks underwhelmed, and Carly says, she’s perceptive. She guesses that’s what makes Sam such a great P.I. If she’s looking for something new, perhaps Carly can interest her in the exciting world of shift management.

Nina goes to her office, where movers are removing everything. She asks what they’re doing here, and one of them says, moving. She says, they must be on the wrong floor, but he says, they’re on the right floor. She says, they can’t be because this is her office. They have to leave immediately and tell that guy to bring her stuff back or she’s calling security. He says, they’re just doing their job, and she says, what job? Who ordered this? Drew walks in and says he did. He tells the guys, good work, and suggests they take a break, giving them money for coffee (which I notice he says like caffee) and muffins. They leave, and Nina says, what the hell? He can’t just order her out of her own office. It’s trespassing. He says, no, it’s business. He owns Aurora; Aurora owns Crimson. He knows she’s the Editor-in-Chief of Crimson, but he’s still her boss. Until now. She’s fired. (Okay. I won’t get into how many shades of wrong this would be in the real world, and the lawsuit that would happen. I’ll just keep telling myself, it’s only a soap…)

In the chapel, Josslyn asks how Dex found her, and he says, when she didn’t answer his calls, he went by her dorm. He ran into her RA Kylie, and she told him what happened. He came here and looked around until he found her. She says, her phone died. She’s sorry she didn’t pick up his call. So much was going on. He says, obviously. Why didn’t she call him when she got here? She says she didn’t want to bother him. She knows how he feels about Adam and figured he had enough. He says, if she’s going through something, he wants to know and help if he can. That’s how this works. Got it? She says, got it. She suggests they check on Adam, see if he’s awake. She needs to apologize to him. He asks what she needs to apologize for, and she says, he freaked out because she told the RA that he was in trouble, but Dex says, she has nothing to apologize for. The people who need to be apologizing are Adam’s parents.

Willow asks if Adam remembers anything from last night, but he says, not really. He’d had too much to drink at a frat party. She says, Josslyn Jax found him alone in Rice Park, and he says, sometimes when he drinks, he wanders. It’s a bad habit. She says, he also ingested a lot of pills, and he says, for a cold. She says she’ll let the doctor fill him in, but he says he’d really like to get back to his dorm. She says, he’ll have to be cleared by the attending before he can be released, and he asks when that will be. She says, he had to have his stomach pumped last night. She doesn’t want to alarm him, but he’s lucky to be alive. He says, lucky me.

Carly tells Sam, business is going great, really great. That’s why she has to hire more staff. It’s a really good problem to have, but she just wants Bobbie’s to live up to its namesake. Sam asks what she’s talking about. Bobbie’s is thriving because of her. Onward and upward. Carly thanks her and says she needed to hear that. What can she get Sam? Sam says she’s going to wait to order until Drew gets here, and Carly says, she’s meeting him now? Sam says, actually, five minutes ago. He’s running late. Carly says she hates to break it to Sam, but she’s going to be waiting a long time for Drew.

Nina says, Drew is making a big mistake, and he says, maybe, but it’s his mistake to make. She asks if he honestly thought she’d just roll over and accept this. What about Michael? Drew might own Aurora, but Michael runs it. What does he think Michael will have to say about this? Drew says, hooray?

Cyrus says he’s grateful Spencer came, and Spencer says he didn’t know Laura would be here. She says, nor I, you, and asks Cyrus, what’s going on? He says he thought they should both know he had a visitor here late last night. Somebody who needed his help, who was desperate and alone, who felt everything had been taken from her. Spencer says, Esme, and Laura asks why Esme would come here. Cyrus asks if Spencer wants to explain the rest or should he do it for him? and Laura says, enough with the mystery. Somebody better tell her something. Spencer says he saw his father last night.

Ava says, one too many knocks to the head? and Esme says, does Ava think she wants to be here asking for her help? Ava says, at least she didn’t have to break in. Now leave or she’s going to call the cops. Esme asks if she hasn’t already done that. Ava tried to send her to prison. Ava says, funny. That’s where she thinks criminals belong. Esme says, Ava’s right. She shouldn’t have broken into Windymere, and what Ava did is entirely justified. Ava asks what she wants. Spit it out. Esme says, has she seen Nikolas? and Ava says, why? Has she? Esme says, no, and Ava wonders why she asks. Esme says, because he’s kidnapped her son.

Laura says, Nikolas came back to Port Charles? Where is he? Spencer says, he was here last night. He’s already gone. Laura says, her son came and went without her even knowing. At least Spencer got to see him. It must have been quite a shock though. Did he say why he risked coming back to Port Charles? Spencer says, he came here to take Ace with him… and I let him.

Dex says, Josslyn told him about the pressure Adam’s parents put him under. No wonder he cracked. She says she just can’t believe he’s this messed up about his grades. They’re better than hers, and hers are pretty good. Dex says, it’s not about his GPA. He feels shame for letting his parents down. He wants them to be proud of him. She says, but he acts like he can’t stand them, and Dex says, just the opposite. Adam loves his parents and feels like a failure because he can’t live up to their expectations. She asks if that’s how it was for him, and he says, not exactly. If there was any part of him that wanted to please his parents, it got burned out pretty quickly. He only found peace with his family when he walked away. He just hopes Adam doesn’t have to make the same choice. She says, he really needs help, doesn’t he? and Dex says, he’s going to need a good friend, and that’s what she’s been. She says, let’s go see how he’s doing.

Adam apologizes to Willow for being edgy. He just wants to get out of here. She says she bets, but they need to have the attending check him out first, okay? Portia comes in and says, he’s up. How is he feeling? He asks if she’s the attending, and she says she’s Dr. Robinson. She’s the Co-Chief of Staff here. He says, wow. Then she can definitely sign him out. When can he leave? Willow says she’ll check on the attending and see if Dr. Wallace is available. She leaves, and Adam says he’s really sorry, but last night was just a complete, huge misunderstanding. He’s sorry if he caused trouble, but his friend Josslyn just overreacted. So if she could sign him out, that would be great. She says she happens to know Josslyn Jax, and she doesn’t overreact much. Neither does the staff here at the hospital. She thinks it’s pretty clear what happened here, and anyway, he’s going to have to be cleared by a psychiatrist before he can be discharged. It’s hospital policy. He says, Dr. Robinson… Is she Trina’s mom? She says she is, and he says, Trina’s told him a lot about her. She says, he’s friends with Trina, so she has to take especially good care of him, right? He says, cool. So let him out. She says, if after his evaluation, they all agree that what happened last night is just an unfortunate accident, then he can be discharged. If not, then they’ll have to take the next steps. He asks what that even means. Are they going to keep him here or something? Doesn’t he have rights? What if he doesn’t consent to it? She says, of course (🍷) he has rights. Absolutely, but some of those rights are determined by his diagnosis. They want the absolute best outcome for him, and if they determine he’s a threat to himself or anyone else, they can’t let him leave. It’s hospital policy and standard practice. The on-call psychiatric attending should be here soon, and his parents… He says, they can’t know, and she tells him calm down. He says, please. They can’t know.

Ava asks when Nikolas took Ace, and Esme says, during the hearing. Spencer was supposed to bring Ace to the courthouse, but he never showed up. Nikolas came to the apartment and convinced Spencer to give him her baby. Ava says, that’s unbelievable. And she never saw Nicholas in Port Charles? Esme says, no. He hid from her like the coward that he is, but Spencer let Nikolas take Ace. She can’t believe Spencer would betray her like that. She thought they were getting along. She thought Spencer hated his father… Ava says, like father, like son, self-serving, duplicitous, and Esme says, Ace doesn’t even know Nikolas. He’s going to be so scared and so confused. Nikolas doesn’t know what Ace likes. He needs his mother. She can’t be without her son. She cries and says, he’s all that she’s got. Ava says, it’s a terrible thing to be separated from your child, and Esme says, so she understands. Ava says, unfortunately, she does, but why come to her? and Esme says she thought Nikolas might not be able to stay away from her. Ava says, unfortunately, and Esme says, so she’s right, isn’t she? Nikolas came to see her. Ava says, Nikolas was here, and Esme says, thank God, but Ava says, he’s gone now, and Esme’s never going to find him.

Laura says, Spencer let Nikolas take Ace? How could he do such a thing? He says he had no choice. His little brother wasn’t safe with Esme. She says, come on. She’s proven herself to be a good mother and he knows it. Does Esme know Nikolas took her baby? Cyrus says, that’s why she came to see him last night. She wanted his help tracking Nikolas down. Laura asks why Esme thought he could help her, and Cyrus says, she thinks he has powerful contacts and thought he’d be amenable because Nikolas and Ace are his relatives. Of course (🍷) he’s related to them through Laura, so he knew he had to do the right thing and inform her. He asked Spencer here so he could be the one to explain. Spencer says, Cyrus is all about his soul, right? And confession being good for it? Cyrus says he’d hope so. Spencer is the one who took a child from his mother. Spencer says he did not take Ace, and Laura says, no. He just handed Ace over like he was returning a package. How could he do such a thing? She can only imagine how Esme is feeling right now. How could Spencer take a baby from the only family he ever knew? Spencer says, because he loves his brother, and he’s not going to allow him to be raised by some psychopath, but Laura says, he goes back to that whenever it’s convenient for him. Esme’s worked hard to overcome her past. Spencer says, Laura doesn’t understand. He knows the truth now. Esme’s been lying. She remembers everything.

Portia says, they had to call Adam’s parents because according to his PCU medical records, they’re his emergency contact. Adam asks what she told his parents, and she says she told them he was here and that he’d had a medical emergency. He asks if she told them about the pills, that he tried to hurt himself, and she asks if that’s what happened. He says, no. It was just an accident. She says, okay. Here’s the deal. He’s over 18, so he’s considered to be an adult. As far as they’re concerned, they can’t share any of his information without his permission. He thanks her, and she says, but his parents are still going to have questions. And whether or not last night was an accident, he’s still going to need a support system in place. So she’s imploring him to please be honest with the doctor who’s going to evaluate him. Be honest with his parents, and most importantly, be honest with himself.

Portia leaves and asks if there’s any word on the psyche attending. Is it Dr. Wallace? Willow says, he’s still doing rounds in the west wing. He’ll be down in a second. How’s Adam? She feels so bad for him. Josslyn said he’s under a lot of pressure at school. She just hopes if Wiley or Amelia ever feel pressured at school, they come to her. Portia says she doesn’t get it. Kids these days have so much pressure on them. The bullying, the isolation, school shootings, everything that’s going on in the world. Depression and anxiety are an epidemic for this generation, and it breaks her heart. Josslyn and Dex come by, and Josslyn asks Portia if Adam is awake yet. Portia says she didn’t know Josslyn was here. Did she sleep here last night? Josslyn says she just wants to make sure Adam is okay, and Portia says, he’s awake. He cannot have any visitors right now. That’s really all she can tell Josslyn. A man goes to the reception desk and says he’s here to see Adam Wright. He was brought in last night. He wants to see his son.

Carly says, Drew mentioned he had a meeting at Aurora this morning, and Sam says, they’ve had this on the books for a week. Carly says she’s sure it was last minute. He must have forgotten. Drew would never leave her hanging. Sam says, so she thought. Never say never, she guesses. Carly asks what that means, and Sam says she and Drew have been out of step lately. That’s why she scheduled this meeting, to see if they could iron some things out. Carly asks if this is about the situation with Scout’s school. She doesn’t believe Drew meant to undercut Sam. Sam says, actually, they’ve resolved that issue, but things are still really tense, and they have been since he got home from Pentenville. Maybe it’s just her… Never mind. Carly says, don’t do that. Talk to her. What’s going on? Sam says, Carly probably spends the most time with Drew. Since he’s been back, hasn’t she noticed that he’s changed?

Drew says, as Nina pointed out, Michael just runs Aurora. He happens to own it, so he gets the final say. Nina says she gets it. Either Micahel disagrees with him about firing her and running Crimson into the ground or he doesn’t know. Michael may have Sonny’s last name and he may hate her, but he’s a Quartermaine through and through. He doesn’t let his personal feelings interfere with the balance sheet. Drew says, don’t forget he’s a Quartermaine too, and she says, maybe he should take a page out of his nephew’s book. She has run a tight, profitable ship for years. She saved Crimson from bankruptcy when Julian Jerome tried to run it in the ground and use it as a tax write-off. Now Crimson is one of the top fashion magazines in the country. It is Aurora’s flagship title and it’s her baby. Speaking of, what kind of father tanks his company and destroys his child’s legacy? Isn’t Scout a major shareholder? He gets in Nina’s face and tells her, don’t you dare bring my daughter into this. (I say, or what? You gonna hit me? which is what Nina should say.)

Carly tells Sam, Drew had a horrific experience in Pentenville, and he’s struggling. She thinks that’s to be expected after 3 years in a dungeon in Crete first that affected him not at all. Just when he was getting his bearings, they found out Nina was the one who called the SEC on them. And that very same night, they found out her mother died. She thinks Drew’s angry. She’s angry. Sam says she understands that, but Drew is angry at the world. Carly is directing her anger toward Nina, and rightly so. Carly says, her instincts are telling her to strike back, but she wants to be more like her mom. She wants to focus on what’s important, and right now, keeping her legacy alive and honoring her is so important. She hopes she’s succeeding, but she doesn’t know. Sam says, Bobbie would be really proud of her right now. Carly thanks her and says, but Bobbie also gave people second chances. Maybe that’s what they need to do for Drew. Give him some grace and double down on their support. Sam says she hears Carly, and don’t get her wrong, she’d do anything to support Drew, aside from the issue with Scout and the school. If there’s any way she can help him… Does Carly have any idea how she can do that? She’s listening.

Drew asks what he ever did to Nina. Did he harm her in some way? She says, it wasn’t about him. It was always about Carly. He says, two people were reported to the SEC. Did she just forget about him? She didn’t care that he was collateral damage? She didn’t care that he just got back into his daughter’s life, and he was ripped away again? Right after he helped save Nina’s daughter’s life, so she just cares about her daughter, not his? She says she’s sorry, and she was very grateful. She didn’t know he’d be the one to go to prison. He says, she didn’t want to know. She didn’t care. She was just so hellbent on destroying Carly. He thinks it’s insecurity. She asks what he’s talking about, and he says, Wiley and Amelia love Carly. They’re so much closer to Carly than they are to her. Willow too, for that matter. And Sonny and Carly. Their bond is dysfunctional, but it’s also unbreakable, and he doesn’t think she can stand that, so she wanted to get Carly out of the picture. Nina wanted her out by any means possible. Nina asks if he can just stop talking. Yes. She did what she did, and she won’t deny it, but she thinks this is a perfect opportunity for him to acknowledge his part. He is responsible for putting himself at risk. He says, Carly’s investment was a well-intentioned act of support, with no nefarious motive whatsoever. Nina, on the other hand, just wanted to take Carly out. And now he wants to take Nina out. Nina says she wants to give him fair warning. Don’t use all these feelings to influence his business decisions. Talk to legal. He can’t just fire her. She may not own the company, but without her, there is no magazine. He says, she’s not telling him anything he doesn’t know, and she asks if he’s telling her that he would shutter Crimson just to get rid of her. He says he’s telling her that he would do anything to make her pay for what she’s done.

Portia introduces herself to Adam’s father, and he asks, where’s Adam? Is he okay? She says, he’s resting and he still needs to be seen by an attending. He says, Adam drank too much and made a fool of himself. Does that really require further consultation? She says, it requires them to be as thorough as possible, and he says he doesn’t want her running up their bill with all kinds of extra charges. Adam’s already squandered the money they’ve invested in his education with this foolishness, which is exactly what they were afraid of. Now when can he take his son home? Portia says she’ll go check his status, and walks away. Josslyn follows her and says, Adam can’t go. He needs to stay here and get help. He absolutely cannot go home. Wright says, and why is that? What does she know about his son that he doesn’t? (Hint: Probably everything.)

Esme asks if Ava helped Nikolas kidnap her son, but Ava says she would never do anything like that. Esme says, then why was he here? Why did he come looking for Ava? Did he want Ava to help him get her out of the way? Is that why Ava pressed charges against her? Ava says, that’s ridiculous. She didn’t know Esme had broken into Windymere. She didn’t know Laura was going to convince her to confess to it. Esme says, just tell her how to find Nikolas, please, but Ava says she can’t. He’s a Cassadine. He’s got money, he’s got resources, he’s got the private islands. If Laura couldn’t find him, does Esme really think she’ll be able to? Esme says she’s not giving up on her son. She has resources too. Ava says, Esme has no idea what she’s getting herself into, and her resources can’t possibly compete or compare. Esme asks if she looks helpless. She’ll do whatever it takes to find her son. Maybe she has a dangerous ally of her own. Ava says, oh really? Like who? Esme says, Cyrus Renault.

Cyrus says, Esme told him that Spencer threatened to have the old charges reinstated against her. When he questioned her, she wouldn’t say how this might be possible. Spencer says, because she doesn’t want anyone to know that she’s regained her memory, and Cyrus asks how he knows that. Spencer says, because of the little things she was saying. He was with her before her arraignment at the PCPD. She kept going back to how everyone hated her and how she was the one being persecuted. Then he pointed out to her that these are things that sound like the old Esme. As soon as he said that, she backed off. Laura says, how would he expect her to react? She confessed and she expressed true remorse over what was really a Class-A misdemeanor, and still Ava had to press charges. Spencer says, she told him that Ava wanted her to pay for what she supposedly did to Trina, as though Ava and Trina are the ones overreacting, and she’s the one being persecuted in this situation. Laura says she’s sorry. She doesn’t see this as proof that Esme regained her memory. Spencer says, she called him Spence. That’s what she used to call him, back when they were together. She hasn’t used that name for him since she lost her memory. Laura says, so she called him by his nickname, and he says, when he told her that his father had taken Ace, she told him that she was going to the police and was going to report the kidnapping. He threatened her and said, if she does that, he’s going to tell the police that she has her memory back and they’re going to reopen the investigation. As soon as she heard that, she seemed like she couldn’t risk it. Laura says, maybe she couldn’t risk being thought of as a suspect when she’s so desperate to get her son back. He gave Ace away based on a suspicion, not based on something he knew, and certainly nothing he could prove. Spencer says he does know that Esme has regained her memory, and Cyrus says he’s sorry to interrupt, but memory or not, Esme is still going after her son. She came to him asking for his help. Who else is she going to go to? And if Esme is successful, what will she do when she finds Nikolas?

Carly tells Sam that she thinks the best thing they can do for Drew is, just be honest with each other and keep talking, and to give him some time. She’s going to do everything she can on her end. Sam says, just so she knows, she’s not alone in this. There are plenty of people who care about Drew. Carly says, but what happened to Drew is on her. She’s the one who bought the Aurora stock because she had to inflate the price, even after Drew told her not to, over and over again. And he took the fall just to protect her. Sam says, he insisted on doing that, but Carly says, he wouldn’t have been faced with that choice if it weren’t for her to begin with. So she’s going to do everything in her power to make up for it. Sam says, as long as helping him doesn’t come at her own expense, because that’s the last thing he would want.

Nina asks Drew, what about the staff? They’re hard-working, they’re loyal, some of the best in the business. He’s willing to lay off all of those people just to get back at her. He says, that’s on her. He takes out an envelope and says, she signs this termination agreement or Crimson, with all its staff, is going out of business. One of the movers asks if they should start loading the boxes on the freight elevator, and Drew says he’ll have a look. He tells Nina that he’ll give her a moment to think about it. He leaves, and Nina tosses the papers in a box. She pauses and takes out a photo of Willow with Wiley and Amelia. Drew comes back and says, time’s up. Is she going to sign, or is she taking Crimson down with her? (I’m starting to think this is a dream or he’s really gone bonkers. A lot of it doesn’t make sense, even for a soap.)

Portia says, Josslyn found Adam in the park yesterday, and called emergency services. Wright says, she found him, or she was out drinking with him? and Dex says, Josslyn wasn’t drinking. She went to look for Adam because she was concerned for him. Josslyn says, Adam was alone and nearly passed out, and Wright says, they’ve been concerned about his behavior for quite a while. Josslyn says, really? and Wright says, this incident proves Adam is just not mature enough to live on his own. Josslyn says, it’s not a question about maturity. Adam needs help. He says he appreciates her concern and he’s grateful she called for help when she did, but he’ll take it from here. Josslyn says, he doesn’t understand. Adam has been hiding everything from him because Adam is afraid of what he’ll do. Wright asks why he would be afraid. He and his mother only want the best for Adam. Josslyn says, he just feels so much pressure, and Wright says, Adam has a very promising career ahead of him. He had the test scores to get into PCU. He’s maintained a 4.0 up until now. If he stays on track, he’ll be admitted to a top tier medical school. But now Adam is drinking and partying and squandering everything that he and his mother have worked hard to give him. She says, Adam isn’t partying. He’s self-medicating, having panic attacks. Portia thanks Josslyn and says she thinks she can take it from here. Why doesn’t Josslyn go home and get some rest? Wright asks who he has to speak to, to remove his son, and Dex tells Josslyn, let’s just let the hospital handle this, okay? Wright says, yeah. She’s done her part. Now please leave. This doesn’t concern her. Josslyn says, it should concern him that his son tried to kill himself last night.

Laura says she’s got to alert the police, but Spencer says, if she does that, the FBI could get involved, and who knows who else. Plus, if his father is captured, then Ace is going to get returned to Esme. (He really doesn’t get it, does he?) Laura says, they don’t even know if she’s regained her memory, and if she has, she still might do the right thing by her son. Cyrus says he agrees with Laura. He believes in the power of redemption. Spencer says, well, he doesn’t. Esme’s redemption is fake, and why is Laura still believing her? Is she really choosing Esme’s well-being over Ace’s? Laura says she’s being realistic, and the reality is that Ace would be safer if he was with them. He should have stopped his father. She just doesn’t understand why he didn’t come to her with his suspicions. She would have listened to him. They could have gone to the police together and made Esme face the things she’s done. Spencer says, what about his father, who up until ten minutes ago was the biggest asshat in the world? Should he have reported him as well? Laura says she would have never asked him to turn his own father in, but she knows Ace should be with them while all of the other stuff is getting sorted out. Spencer says, and what if it got sorted out in Esme’s favor? As far as he’s concerned, his father just saved Ace’s life. Laura says, don’t get her wrong. She’s glad that he’s starting to realize his father isn’t the heartless man Spencer’s made him out to be, but he has demonstrated some spectacularly bad judgement here and so has Spencer. His father is on the run. He’s being pursued by the authorities. This little baby has never been in more danger.

Portia tells Josslyn, that’s enough, and Dex says, let’s just go, but Josslyn says, Adam took a pack of antihistamines and washed it down with vodka. He knew what he was doing. Adam is so afraid of his father, he’d rather not live than face him. Wright says, she’s lying, and Josslyn says, doesn’t he even care? He pushed and he pushed until Adam reached his breaking point. Wright says he wants her gone – now! And if this girl comes within 50 feet of Adam, he’ll sue. (Um… we’ve already established Adam is over 18. I don’t think he can. Why is everyone being weird today?) Portia says, that’s unnecessary. She’s tired, she hasn’t slept all night, and she’s leaving right now. Why don’t they go to her office, and she can explain everything that’s going on with Adam, and they can wait for the attending there. Wright leaves with Portia, and Willow goes over to Josslyn and Dex. She says, Dr. Robinson won’t let anything happen to Adam, and Dex tells Josslyn, anything she says will just antagonize Adam’s father. She says, because he refuses to see the truth, and Dex says, Wright isn’t going to listen to her, but if she’s not here, he might listen to Dr. Robinson. Josslyn asks Willow to promise to keep an eye on Adam, and Willow promises. Josslyn says, okay then, and walks to the elevator with Dex, but then she quickly walks off.

Ava says, Esme is joking, but Esme says, Cyrus is going to help her find her son. Ava says, why? and Esme says, because he cares about his family. Ava says, Esme’s not his family. Ace may be a part of his family, but she is not. Esme says, but he promised, and Ava says, promised what exactly? Esme says, nothing. He promised her nothing. She starts to cry again, and says, her son is kidnapped. No one will help her and she’s all alone. She heads for the door, and Ava says, wait, but Esme says, stay away from me, and leaves.

Laura thanks Cyrus for coming to her, to them, about Esme, and he says, they’re family. Where else would he go? She leaves, and in the hallway, Spencer asks if she sees now. Esme went to Cyrus for help. Isn’t that proof she can’t be trusted? Laura says, it’s proof she’s desperate and will do anything to get her baby back, and he says, fine. Both can be true. She takes out her phone and calls the PCPD, asking for Dante. Spencer tries to take the phone, but she says, stop it. She has to do it. She tells them, it’s urgent… Dante answers, and she says, it’s Laura. My grandson Ace has been taken.

Josslyn looks in on Adam through the door window. Dex comes up behind her and gently guides her back to the elevator.

Nina signs the papers, and hands them to Drew. He says he’s surprised she gave in so quickly. She tells him, like she said, Crimson is her baby, and she’ll do anything to save her. (Besides this whole scene being in a parallel universe, is there some weird parallel with Ace here?) She’ll do anything for the employees, even if it means giving up everything she cares about. He asks if she thinks he’d really sabotage Aurora’s flagship title for her. Crimson was always going to be just fine. She says, so this was his plan all along, manipulate her sense of duty to her employees. He says, or maybe she just couldn’t pass up an opportunity to play martyr. She says, her employees are going to lose their jobs eventually anyway, and he says, former employees. She says, this magazine is nothing without her. Does he really think he’s going to get the photographers, the designers, the advertisers? The editorial staff will quit immediately. She made this magazine. This is her magazine. She’s irreplaceable. He says, and yet, he’s already replaced her. Carly walks in, and he says, meet Crimson’s new Editor-in-Chief.

On Monday, Nina says, they’re finally even; Martin asks where Lucy thinks she’s running off to in such a hurry; Esme says, you’re the only person I can turn to (Heather maybe?); and Dante says, maybe he should be arresting Spencer instead.

💭 I dunno about this. I’m guessing the closest Carly has come to editing a magazine is reading one, and wasn’t she just talking to Sam? Hard to believe Nina would say she’s irreplaceable along with all the other big talk, and this would also hardly be moving on for Carly after her speech on letting go. The whole thing was just weird.

🪆 Her Toy Story…

I keep forgetting she was in Five Nights at Freddy’s. I still haven’t seen it.

🪂 On Their Off Time…

Writing mission completed.

This sounds like a real headache. She took an amazing passport photo though.


🤡 Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha and Then Some…

Apparently, the board-certified medical professional was called out by bigger board-certified medical professionals.

😘 She Doesn’t Care…

Sleeping with him was punishment enough.

🍸 After the Rules…

It was bound to happen.

https://people.com/vanderpump-rules-spinoff-the-valley-starring-jax-taylor-brittany-cartwright-kristen-doute-premiere-spring-2024-8431186

🐉 Dragon Is Coming…

What’s up with Season 2.

https://winteriscoming.net/posts/hbo-responds-to-house-of-the-dragon-season-2-release-date-rumors

🐝 Fly Back To Us Soon…

Hopefully, we’re all still alive in 2025.

https://screenrant.com/yellowjackets-season-3-cast-story-everything-we-know/

https://www.etonline.com/yellowjackets-cast-teases-season-3-without-juliette-lewis-exclusive-217957

🏈 In Between Bowl…

The trailers anticipated during the upcoming Super Bowl.

https://comicbook.com/movies/news/super-bowl-2024-what-trailers-commercials-deadpool-3-movies-tv/

🦸🏽 You’re Welcome, Canada…

Deadpool is the best.

https://comicbookmovie.com/deadpool/deadpool-3/deadpool-3-set-photos-reveal-multiple-variants-of-spoiler-in-upcoming-mcu-threequel-a208960

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12984525/deadpool-3-ryan-reynolds-sports-long-hair-marvel-hugh-jackman.html

🐾 Fluffy For the Win…

More on Puppy Bowl XX.

https://wagwalking.com/daily/puppy-bowl-2024

https://ew.com/meet-the-starting-lineup-of-the-2024-puppy-bowl-8425601

👸🏽 Quotes of the Week

Things just tend to accumulate after Labor Day. What can I tell you?Little Edie Beale, Grey Gardens

Your journey has molded you for your greater good, and it was exactly what it needed to be. Don’t think that you’ve lost time. There is no short cutting to life. It took each and every situation you have encountered to bring you to the now. And now is right on time. – Asha Tyson

Hold fast to dreams. For if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. – James Langston Hughes

Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody else expects of you. – Henry Ward Beecher

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict, or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent. – Barbara Bush (Or your pets.)

Comparison is the death of true self-contentmentJohn Powell

You’re going to come across people in your life who will say all the right words at all the right times. But in the end, it’s always their actions you should judge them by. It’s actions, not words, that matter. – Nicholas Sparks

It’s almost nostalgic for a time that never existed. – Ruth Washington (Myha’la Herrold) referring to the TV series Friends, Leave the World Behind

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. – Henry van Dyke Jr.

Don’t stop until you see the whites of his pockets. – Don Draper (Jon Hamm), Mad Men

Your greatness is measured by your kindness; your education and intellect by your modesty; your ignorance is betrayed by your suspicions and prejudices, and your real caliber is measured by the consideration and tolerance you have for others. William J.H. Boetcker

It’s going to be a long learning curb.Amy Slaton, 1000-Lb. Sisters

Skating On Thin Ice…

Bounce back on Monday really Tuesday for soap and turbulent seas on the Med. Until then, stay safe, stay using your turn signals (you learned that in driver’s ed, right?), and stay focusing on what’s important, even when your instincts are telling you to strike back.

December 19, 2023 – Brennan’s Secret Is Out, Erika’s Update, A Farewell, Getting Ready, All About Emmy, Don’t Sell, Rude, Menu Reveal, Thirsty Or Not, Married, Surviving, Santa Pets (!) & Farm

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Lucy meets Doc at the PC Grill. She says, no wine? and he says he thought he’d wait to order. Aren’t Laura and Martin joining them? She says she doesn’t think they’d mind them having a pre-dinner cocktail. She could use one. It’s been a rough day… week… month… year. He says, that’s a bad time. They see Scotty sitting at the bar, and Doc says, looks like Scotty’s had a rough day as well. Before she says, it, he knows the decent thing to do is to invite him over. She says, Good God, no.

Tracy holds a snow globe and says she misses Luke so much, when Lois walks in with Brook. Tracy puts the snow globe behind her back, and Lois says she spies Tracy looking at that, but don’t worry. They won’t tell anyone that they saw her showing some Christmas spirit. Tracy asks why Brook hasn’t responded to her texts, and Brook says she was Christmas shopping with Chase and Leo and Violet. Tracy says, of course (🍷). Her phone doesn’t work in the proximity of small children. Brook says, she stops looking at it when she’s celebrating the joy of the season, and Tracy says, they have a business meeting tomorrow morning to figure out how this arrangement with Deception works. Brook says, tomorrow’s Christmas Eve, and Tracy says she’s well-aware, but now that Brook is going to be her business protégé, she’s going to have to change her priorities. Ned comes in and says, what’s that? Brook says, it’s true. She’s going back to work at Deception. Tracy says, but this time, it’s going to be different. This time, she’s going to be the boss. He asks if Lois knew about this, and she says she did, and she thinks it’s great.

There’s a knock at Ava’s door, and she opens it to Nina. Ava says she thought they were meeting at Rice Plaza to watch Avery and Donna in the Living Nativity, and Nina says she knows, but she needed to see Ava in private, without Sonny and the girls. Ava asks, why? and Nina says she needs Ava’s help before her whole world comes crashing down.

Just when you think Donna can’t get any cuter, they put her in a lamb costume. She asks if she looks okay, and Sonny says, she looks amazing. Michael joins them, and Donna asks if he’s here to watch her and Avery. He says, of course (🍷) he is. She’s going to be an amazing lamb. Donna says, Avery’s a shepherd, and he says, she’s going to be amazing too. He asks if she’s excited about being in the Living Nativity, and she nods. Cyrus approaches and says he is too.

Carly pours coffee for Sam and sees the headline about Brennan being head of the WSB on Sam’s phone. She asks if that’s the guy Sam and Dante are investigating, and Sam says, yes. He’s the new head of the WSB. Carly says, really. Because he told her that he was a security consultant. Sam says, she knows him? and Carly says, John Brennan. He’s been here in the diner a few times. He was here a half hour ago. Sam asks if he said where he was going, but Carly says, no. He got a phone call, and he took off.

At the pier, Anna says her Interpol contact is going to be here in twenty minutes, and Dante asks if she’s sure she can trust this guy. She says, absolutely. She’s confident they’re on the up and up. He says, it wouldn’t be a stretch for the head of the WSB to request interagency cooperation and make them disappear, but she says, not this time. Brennan’s been trying to ruin her life for months, but that all changes tonight. He’s going down.

Lucy tells Doc, sorry. It’s just that Scotty’s been pushing her to travel with him to Florida at Christmas to see Serina and the manatees. He says, Christmas with her daughter. What’s wrong with that? She says, nothing. She’s very tempted, but Scotty didn’t bother telling Serina about his plans and she found out Serina has a brand-new boyfriend… first Christmas and all. Fortunately for her and Serina, Scotty saw reason, and decided not to make the trip. He says he’s sure it will be nice for her and Martin to spend the holidays together, and she says, yeah. Together.

Ava says, Ned is blackmailing Nina too? and Nina says, it’s like a line is forming. If she doesn’t tell Ned information on Aurora, he’s going to tell Sonny that she’s the one who reported Carly and Drew to the SEC for insider trading. Ava says she guesses Nina better find some information that Ned will find useful, but Nina says she doesn’t have access to the inner workings of Aurora. Let’s just say in a perfect world she magically comes up with something and she tells Ned, and Michael finds out. He’s going to retaliate and tell Sonny. This is an impossible situation. Ava says, it is and she feels for Nina, but she’s got problems of her own.

Cyrus tells Sonny that he’s going to be one of the Wise Men. Melchiore, he believes, but they won’t be wearing nametags. He’s just on his way to pick up his crown and robe. Michael says, Cyrus isn’t coming anywhere near his little sister, but Sonny says, that’s all right. He’s taking care of it. Michael says, Sonny knew about this? and Sonny says he’s watching Cyrus like a hawk. No robes or crowns for him today. Cyrus asks Sonny to be reasonable. It’s a Christmas pageant. Sonny asks Michael to take Donna to the Nativity, and they leave. Cyrus says he doesn’t understand. What is the harm in him participating in the celebration of the holy season? Sonny says, celebrate on his own. He’s already been replaced. (Aww.) Laura and Martin join them, Martin wearing a robe, and Cyrus says, et tu, brother? Martin says, the name’s Melchiore, and Laura tells Cyrus, please don’t make a scene. Cyrus says he’s just surprised. Martin’s been averse to Christmas pageants ever since second grade when he tripped on the robe and knocked over the manger. Laura laughs, and Martin says he’ll make sure to watch his step this time. Laura asks if Cyrus will do this for her. Not as the mayor, but as his sister. Cyrus says he wishes them all the joys of the holiday season, and he leaves. Martin says, that’s what he’d call a Christmas miracle, and Laura suggests they be grateful he decided to play nice for whatever reason. Sonny says, thank you, Lord, for making the Wise Man swap, and Martin puts on his crown. Laura says, it looks like the other kings are gathering over there. Perhaps Martin should join them. Martin asks them to say a prayer he doesn’t trip over something, and this is over before they know it. He tells Laura to remember Lucy and Doc are waiting dinner for them, and he leaves. Laura asks if Sonny thinks Cyrus knew Avery and Donna were in the Living Nativity or it was just a coincidence, and he says he’s not sure, but he’s not taking any chances. Like he said before, he doesn’t think Cyrus killed Austin, but he’s not going to trust Cyrus anywhere near anyone he cares about.

Ava brings out the locked box and puts in the combination. It opens, and Nina says, she bought another gun? Ava says she didn’t buy it. It just appeared. She found it in the drawer the day she moved in, along with an ominous note saying, you’ll never know when you’ll need it. Nina says, so someone’s stalking her, and Ava says, or trying to frame her. They’re getting bolder.

Ned asks what Brook is thinking, and Lois tells Tracy that she’s going to need Brook all day tomorrow for last minute Christmas details. Unless of course (🍷) Tracy would like to help. There are cookies to bake, presents to wrap, and then of course (🍷), she got everybody matching PJ sets. She hopes she got Tracy the right size… Tracy says she can move the business meeting to December 26th. The pajamas? That’s a hard pass. She leaves, and Brook says, matching PJs? Really? Lois says, it worked with Tracy, didn’t it? and Ned asks if Lois has lost her mind. How can she, of all people, be happy that their daughter is giving up music to be a corporate executive. Lois tells him to use the good sense God gave him. Obviously, there’s an angle. He says, what angle? and Lois says, Brook isn’t going back to work at Deception for herself. She’s going back to outsmart Tracy and make things right with her friends.

Sam asks if Brennan said why he’s in Port Charles, and Carly tells her, he just said he was a security consultant here on business. He never said he was head of the WSB, but why would he? Sam asks if he said how long he was planning on staying, and Carly tells her, he said he’d be here for a little while. He was a little flirtatious and he seemed harmless. Does Sam know different? (Seriously? Have all those years with Sonny taught Carly nothing?) Sam says she doesn’t have all the facts, but if Carly sees him again, keep her distance and call Dante. Sam jets.

Anna tells Dante, if Forsythe hadn’t come after that report, she doesn’t know if she’d have realized she still had it. It had been stuck in that trunk for decades. But Brennan sending Forsythe is kind of like he dug his own grave. Hume listens from the shadows.

Carly looks at the article again on her phone and sets it on the table. She starts to clean up when she hears the door open. She says, we’re closed, and sees it’s Brennan. He asks if she has time for one more.

Lucy says, Doc is too compassionate for his own good, and he always has been. He says, okay. He’ll bite. What does she mean by that? She says, he really doesn’t understand that they’re completely surrounded by cutthroats and thieves, and sometimes, just sometimes, you really need to look out for number one. He says, just an observation, but it seems like she’s talking about something specific. Care to share? She says, Quartermaines. They never change their spots. He probably knows Tracy stole the company from her, but now she’s given Brook a job at Lucy’s company. This is the very woman who stole all the proprietary information on Lucy’s Deceptor, so she could give it to her grandmother to allow Tracy to file this pernicious lawsuit against them. He asks if it’s possible she’s more hurt than she is angry, but she says she’s so angry… but he’s right. She’s also very, very hurt by the whole betrayal. She trusted Brook. She let Brook in on the team and she turns out to be worse than her grandmother. Even more than Lucy imagined. He says he’s glad she’s getting these feelings off her chest, rather than keeping them bottled up inside, and she asks how he does that. He’s always such a good listener. She thanks him for letting her vent, and he says, she’s welcome. It’s what he does. Just a thought, but isn’t it better that Brook is in the office every day rather than her having to deal with Tracy day in and day out? She says, good point. She guesses she could rise above it, sort of, maybe. Try to make the best out of a bad situation. Scotty comes over to the table and says he can’t believe his ears. Is Lucy going to roll over and let Tracy win?

Lois asks if Ned really thinks she’d be encouraging their daughter to work in an office instead of following her dreams if there wasn’t a hidden agenda. Brook says, mom’s been hounding her for weeks to give in to Tracy. Once Tracy hands over the company to her, then she can give it back to Maxie and make things right. He says, if she thinks her grandmother is going to make this easy, she’s in for a very rude awakening, but Brook says she knows exactly what she’s in for. She either has to convince granny that she’s totally on board, making her completely comfortable enough to give her controlling interest, or due to their close proximity, she’ll have to dig something up in order to blackmail her with. He says, spoken like a true Quartermaine, and Lois says, not that that’s always a good thing, but in this case, Brook would be blackmailing for a worthy cause. He says, as long as her grandmother doesn’t figure it out and turn the tables, and Lois asks if he’s doubting their daughter. He says, absolutely not.

Nina asks if Ava still thinks it’s Nikolas sending her these notes, and that, and Ava says, well, who else? She left him for dead. He’s not going to let that go. Nina asks why he’d send her a gun if his plan is to attack her, and Ava says, or to frame her. For all she knows, this is the gun that killed Austin. Nina says, Ava thinks he’d go that far. That he’d come all the way here just to kill Austin to frame her for murder? Ava says she doesn’t know what to think anymore. For months, she thought Nikolas was dead and she was the one that killed him, and she thought that she could trust Austin. Nina says, she needs to calm down a bit, but Ava says she doesn’t have anyone to talk to about this. Her head has been spinning since Austin died. Nina says she thinks Ava needs a distraction. Why don’t they go to Rice Plaza? Ava says she thinks that’s a good idea. She thinks seeing Avery in that Living Nativity will make her feel better.

Michael tells Donna that she’s all set, and she thanks him for fixing it. He says, of course (🍷), and she asks if they’re going to see Wiley and Amelia on Christmas. He says, yeah, and she wonders if they can hang their stockings together. He says, it’s a great idea, but he thinks she’s going to be at her mom’s on Christmas Eve, and she says, daddy says Michael’s going to be with him and Nina on Christmas Eve. Cyrus watches from the shadows, and Michael says, he, Willow, Wiley, and Amelia and daddy and Nina. Donna tells him, daddy said this is going to be the best Christmas ever now that Nina’s part of the family.

Sonny asks how Laura is holding up, and she says she’s still worried about Charlotte. Physically, she’s on the mend, but emotionally, she’s struggling. He says he thinks she’s old enough to benefit from therapy, and Laura says she agrees. What about Anna? Has he spoken to her? He says, she’s very hard to get in touch with. She blames herself for what happened to Charlotte. Laura says, it was a terrible accident, and he says, they know that, but Anna just blames herself.

Anna tells Dante, the irony is, Brennan covered his tracks so well, he didn’t even realize he was implicated in the report. He kind of just brought this on himself. Dante’s phone rings, and he says he should take this. Hume stands in the shadows, holding a gun, and Dante asks Sam, what’s going on? She tells him, Brennan is in town. Carly saw him in Kelly’s. He must have come into town to take care of Anna himself. He asks if she can call the PCPD and tell the desk sergeant what’s going on, and she says she will. She tells him to be careful, and he says, always. He tells Anna that they have to get someplace less exposed, and they start to walk, but Hume pops out and shoots at them. They duck behind some crates.

Carly says, look who’s back, and Brennan says, apologies. That call pulled him away before he could even put in an order. Now they’re closed and he’s missed his chance. She says, he can stay. The cook is gone for the night, but she can heat up some meatloaf. It won’t be fancy… He says, simple works for him. She’s very kind.

Lucy tells Scotty that she took the deal for Maxie and Sasha’s sake. And besides, 49% of a viable company is a heck of a lot better than 100% of nothing. He says, but she gave away her ELQ tie-breaking vote, and she says she did not. It was extorted out of her by Tracy. If she hadn’t given up her precious share of ELQ, Tracy would have blown the whole deal, and she, Maxie, and Sasha would have been completely bankrupt. He says, so she’s just going to let Tracy trample over the company she built, but she says, absolutely not. She has just begun to fight back. He says, it doesn’t seem like it, and Doc says, what it seems like is Scotty rubbing salt in the wound. Maybe it’s time to head home. Scotty says, all right. He’s not going to justify having to take flack for doing his job. Doc says he doesn’t even know what that means, and I’m glad he said that because I don’t either. Scotty says he’s not going to apologize for representing Doc’s wife’s criminal brother Cyrus or for representing Elizabeth. His Liesl just won’t give him a second chance. Tracy blows in and goes to the bar, where she puts down her bag. Scotty follows and Lucy gets up, but Doc says, Lucy… Stay. She sits back down, and she asks if he isn’t going after Scotty, but he says he doesn’t care about Scotty. He cares about her. Besides, he wants to watch this.

Tracy orders a dirty martini, top shelf vodka, no such thing as too dirty. Scotty sits down near her, and she says, go away. He says, as she can see, his coat was here – he indicates the coat on the back of his stool – so if he’s going to bother her, he suggests she vamoose. She says, nothing he does has any effect on her at all, and he says, fine. She says, fine.

Ava says she’s going to see Avery and will catch up with Nina later, and Nina joins Sonny and Laura. She says, nice to see them. Rice Plaza looks amazing. Laura thanks her, like she did it all herself, and says she’s very proud of their town. It’s really good to see Nina, but she has some things she needs to attend to. She leaves, and Sonny asks why Nina is so late. She says, she and Ava had some girl talk. Why? Did he miss her? He says, always, and kisses her.

Ava says she understands Martin has to learn his Wise Man duties on the job, and Martin says he was a last-minute substitution. Michael joins them, and Ava sees Cyrus going by. She asks, what is that monster doing here? She doesn’t want him anywhere near Avery. Michael says, don’t worry. His dad took care of it. She says, good. Because she doesn’t believe that man’s conversion for a second. Ava flashes back to Sonny telling her that Austin’s boss is Cyrus Renault, and she says she knows Cyrus is as dangerous as he always was.

Carly says she’s glad Brennan is okay with meatloaf. Although it’s going to take a while to heat up. He says he hopes he’s not putting her out. He can just come back another… She says, that’s okay. She wasn’t done closing down the kitchen yet, so she’ll be right back. It’ll just take a minute. She heads for the kitchen, but says, oh, her phone, and turns around. He says, is this it? and picks it up. He sees the article about himself and tells Carly that he sees she knows his secret.

Anna and Dante draw their guns, and Hume says, there’s no way out. Give him what he wants and nobody else gets hurt. She tells Dante, that’s not Brennan, and Hume says, is she willing to add Detective Falconari to her long list of collateral damage? She says she wants to talk to Brennan, and Hume says he’s here to help her before this all gets worse. He hears her latest shooting victim is out of the hospital. Charlotte Cassadine? A child? Really? I say, really? to Hume trying to psyche Anna out. He says, all because of something that happened in the 80s? Let’s end this now. Anna tells Dante, he’s right.

Brook tells Ned that she can’t let granny push her around. The only way to deal with Tracy is to face her head on. He says, sadly, it took him a few more years before he learned that particular lesson, and she says she knows working back at Deception will temporarily take her away from her music career, but she won’t let down her clients. She’ll work 24/7. She’ll do whatever it takes to make sure that granny is out of Maxie’s company. Lois says, Maxie’s company? What about Lucy? Brook says, Lucy has made it perfectly clear she won’t work with her, and Ned says, sounds like she’s facing an uphill battle. Brook says she’s not scared. Nothing is going to stop her from making this right.

Anna says, don’t shoot. She’s coming out. She stands up with her hands in the air and puts her gun down. She says she knows where the evidence is. It’s in a safety deposit box and she has the key right here. She points to her pocket, and he says, slowly. She takes a key out of her pocket, and he says, toss it to him. She says, he knows Brennan’s just tying everything off right now. Forsythe’s dead. Does Hume think he’s going to be next? He says he’s not worried. He earns his keep. She says she’s sure that’s what Forsythe thought too, but Brennan only keeps people who are useful around him. Everyone has a sell by date. Doesn’t he think his is up? In the meantime, Dante has run around behind Hume, and clocks him in the head. Hume goes down, and Sam comes out. Dante asks what she’s doing here, and she says, checking on him. Is he okay? He cuffs Hume, and Sam says, they don’t know who this is. Dante takes out Hume’s wallet and looks at his ID. He says, Roman Hume. It says he works for Pikeman. Hume comes to, and Dante hoists him up. Anna says, where’s Brennan? and Hume says, make him a deal. Dante says, not a chance, and Anna says, they have to find Brennan before he realizes they’ve got his lieutenant. Sam says she thinks she may know where he is.

Carly says, if Brennan had told her that he was the director of the WSB, she would have thought he was a liar, and crazy. He chuckles and says he’s curious as to how she figured it out. She says she looked it up on the internet. (How is he director of the WSB? Not exactly the brightest bulb in the box.) There’s many John Brennans, but only one director of the WSB. She clicked on the link and magic! his picture popped up. Anyway, she’s going to go heat up the meatloaf. He says, Hume told him that her former son-in-law was involved. Falconari, right? The connection’s in there somewhere. She asks how he knows Dante, and he says he’s director of the WSB. If there’s something he wants to know, he knows it. Just as he made it his business to know about Sonny Corinthos, his operation, the people he holds dear. There’s just one thing he doesn’t know. What is he going to do with her?

Nina sees Michael buying cookies and says, they need to talk. In private. They walk off together.

Laura tells Ava that Avery looks adorable, and Ava says, doesn’t she? She’s been talking about her costume for weeks. Laura says, she’s taking her role so seriously, and they laugh. Ava says she knows it’s a difficult topic for both of them, but does Laura have any more information about Nikolas’s whereabouts? Laura says she doesn’t unfortunately, and Ava asks if she thinks she’ll keep looking for him. Laura says she wanted to stay in Europe and keep looking, but she got that call from Valentin about Charlotte and knew she was needed at home. Also, Doc told her that Nikolas will come home when he’s ready to face the people he left behind.

In a more private area, Michael asks what Nina wants, and Nina says, Ned knows she’s the one who tipped off the SEC. He asks what that has  to do with him, and she says, he wants information on Aurora to use against Michael and Drew, and if she gives him that information, he’ll keep taking the blame. He says, she doesn’t know anything about Aurora. What was Ned thinking? She says, he’s thinking she’ll find a way. That’s why she’s talking to him. He needs to help her get Ned off her back. He asks why he’d do that, and she says, think about it. This is like Blackmail 101. If Ned tells Sonny, Michael will have nothing to hold over her head. If he wants her to continue keeping her distance from her daughter and grandchild, he’ll help her out. He says he only kept quiet to protect Willow. She’s going to be devastated when she finds out what Nina did, but maybe it’s best to get it all over with. Nina says, all right. She’ll play his game. If Ned tells Sonny the truth, then guess what? She’ll tell Carly the truth that he knew she was the real informant this whole time and he never said anything. (Wouldn’t a better idea be to tell Willow?)

People run past, startling Ava, and Sonny says, why so jumpy? She asks if he really needs her to answer that question. First of all, they still don’t know who killed Austin. Then there’s the fact that Nikolas is alive and out there somewhere. She can only assume he’s plotting his revenge against her. He asks what she’s not telling him. Did something else happen? Donna runs up and asks if Michael is back with the cookies, and Sonny says, not yet, but he’ll be here any minute. Ava asks if Donna is having fun with Avery. They’re not too cold, are they? Donna says, no. They’re having a great time. Only one thing could make this Christmas even better. Sonny asks, what’s that? and Donna says she wants to open presents with Avery on Christmas, but Avery has to be with her mom. Can Avery and Ava come over to join them? Sonny and Ava look at each other.

Scotty says, that’s a stiff one. How come Tracy is drinking alone? She asks why he cares when he’s clearly doing the same thing, and he says he just figured she’d be at the mansion with the servants and the family. Of course (🍷) they don’t like her any more than he does. She asks if he’s been overserved. Maybe he should go home before he embarrasses himself further. He says, all right. He’s going to raise the white flag right now. It wasn’t that long ago that he was her lawyer. They thought she’d killed that guy, but his assistant had done it. Then remember? They got hot and heavy. (I don’t remember. When was this???) She says she doesn’t know what he’s talking about. That doesn’t sound like something she’d do. He says he can’t believe she’d forget the look on Lee and Gail’s face when they came in and caught them going at it on top of his desk. The look was priceless. She says, the only thing she remembers was them asking her why she was slumming with him, and he says, so she does remember. She says, correction. She’s trying not to remember. He says, why the high hat all of a sudden? She’s the one who was married to Luke, that no good, criminal jackass. She throws her drink in his face.

Carly says, Brennan has seriously miscalculated. If anything happens to her… He says he knows all about the mobster ex-husband, and she says she’s talking about the Navy SEAL boyfriend, but Sonny will kill him too. He says he was really starting to like her. Now that he’s seen how she parades under duress, he likes her even more. Sadly, they seem to be the victims of rotten luck. He takes out some brass knuckles, and she says, get away from her. She grabs something off the counter and whacks him with it. He stumbles back, as Anna and Dante come in, guns drawn. Anna says, hands where they can see them, and Brennan puts his hands up.

Ava says she knows Donna wants to be with her sister on Christmas, but her family is so big and family gatherings can be tricky. Sonny tells Donna, that’s a great idea, but why doesn’t she let the grown-ups talk? Go find Avery at the Nativity. Donna says, yay! and skips off. Ava says she knows the girls want to be together on Christmas morning, but she knows the situation is prickly. So please don’t do this for her. Sonny says he’s not doing it for her; he’s doing it for his daughters. She says, right. Of course (🍷). But they won’t stay long. She knows this is his first Christmas with Nina as husband and wife. She wouldn’t want to intrude on that. He says he doesn’t think Nina would mind at all. They’re going to have so many Christmases ahead of them.

Michael says he can explain to his mother what he did and why. Can Nina do the same thing with his father? Nina says she’s sorry. She shouldn’t have said that. It doesn’t have to be this way. Willow doesn’t need to know. Can he just make up something about Aurora so she can pass it on to Ned? It helps both of them if Sonny never finds out. Cyrus listens from the shadows, which seems to be the trend in Port Charles, and Michael says, okay, fine. He’ll take care of Ned.

Ned pours some wine, and Lois says, their marriage might not have worked out, but they did raise one hell of a daughter. He clinks her glass and says, agreed. Brook comes in and asks, what’s going on? What did she miss? Ned says, she didn’t miss anything. He and her mom were just having a nice conversation. Brook says, nice conversations and Quartermaines do not go together, and Lois says, but she’s not a Quartermaine. They were just talking about how much they love her. Brook says, is that all? and Ned hugs her while Lois smooths her hair.

Detectives arrive and Brennan is cuffed. Carly asks how Dante knew to come here, and he says, Sam told him about the conversation they had about Brennan. Carly thanks Sam, and Sam says, of course (🍷). She’s just glad they got here in time. Anna hands a detective the folder, and says, this is the evidence Brennan was so desperate to get ahold of. He asks, what’s the significance of the wallet? and she says, if he pulls back the lining, he’ll see a sequence of numbers that lead to a Swiss bank account. She goes over to Brennan and says, long time, huh? She calls him ex-director Brennan and asks if he thinks they’ll invite Frisco back to clean up his mess. He says, at least she’s been exposed as a double agent. Now everyone knows who she is. She says, that’s right, but her past can’t come back to hurt her anymore. He says, she almost killed a child. What does she have left? She says she has herself, and he says, good luck then. She’ll need it. Brennan is led out, and as he goes past Carly, he says, rotten timing? Dante says, it looked like Anna was willing to risk her life for his back there, and Anna says, if it had come to that, she would have. Brennan is right about one thing. She won’t allow anyone else to get hurt because of her mistakes.

Doc tells Lucy, as if on cue. Scott Baldwin can get under someone’s skin unlike than anyone he’s ever known.

Tracy tells Scotty that she’d say she just wasted some premium vodka, but when a better use comes along, you go for it. She walks out, and he says he’ll send her the dry-cleaning bill.

Lucy watches Tracy leave, and Doc says, don’t. Whatever she’s thinking, whatever she’s scheming, he promises her it will not end well. She says, who, me? She doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He really does worry too much. Laura comes in, and asks, was that Tracy Quartermaine she just saw storming through the parking lot? Doc says, yes, and kisses her. Lucy says, so good to see her, but she thought Martin was coming with her. Laura says she’s so sorry, but Martin is still participating in the Living Nativity at Rice Plaza. Lucy says, that’s great. When Laura asked him, she encouraged him to do it. She just didn’t think it would go so late. Laura says, sorry about that. She’s afraid he’s not going to be able to join them for dinner.

Michael gives Donna the cookies and says, she did a great job being in the Living Nativity. She asks if she can share them, and Michael says she can. She goes over to Martin, who says, it’s so nice of her to offer, and takes one.

Nina runs up to Sonny, who says he was just about to look for her. She says she’s so sorry. There was a minor crisis at the MetroCourt, but she handled everything. He asks if she’s okay, and she says, everything she could possibly ever want is right here.

Martin says, serving as a Wise Man was more arduous than he thought. Donna did a stellar job as their lamb tonight. She was better behaved than the angel. He thinks the angel had a dented halo. Cyrus watches from a distance as Martin talks to Donna.

Tomorrow, Portia asks what Spencer really knows about love; Finn tells Elizabeth that he doesn’t know what to do at this point; Charlotte asks Laura, what could he possibly be doing on Christmas Eve; and Anna tells Valentin that she can’t be part of his family.

💝 Erika Thanks You…

I still miss One Life To Livesniff…

🥀 Best At Bad…

The soap world loses a great villain.

🎄 Christmas Prepping…

How the soap stars are doin’ it.

🏆 Best In Daytime…

Daytime Emmy winners.

What you didn’t see.

The fashion. Again, so much black. Thank you, Susan Lucci.

Here, I expected black.

Daytime Emmys 2023: The Guys

🏰 We’re Not Ready…

I see her point, but I’d hate to lose that house. Oh wait. I don’t really live there.

💎 In Agreement…

I’m sure Annemarie wants to be relevant, but she came across as a bully. It’s like when you have a disorder that’s not visible, and someone says, you don’t look sick.

🍔 Something About a Menu…

Now if they’d only actually open.

🫦 Giving You Lala…

While I begrudge Ariana nothing, Lala’s not wrong. I think what’s happened is, Ariana is being looked upon as an Everywoman. I also think it’s exaggerating to say her posts are thirsty. And if they are, then she’s always been thirsty.

👰🏻‍♀️ Wishing Them Happiness…

I wouldn’t have thought of pairing them up, but they’re two of my favorite celebrities. I’m a huge 2 Broke Girls fan and I’ve loved Andrew W.K. since Party Hard. I’ve often suggested he run for President. Mazel tov!

https://www.buzzfeed.com/larryfitzmaurice/kat-dennings-andrew-wk-married-wedding-details

🤪 All Those Shrinks Can’t Be Wrong…

Some practical tips to get you through the holidaze.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/life-without-anxiety/201212/10-tips-surviving-the-holidays

🎅🏽 If All Else Fails…

Dress your pet up like Santa or one of his elves or one of his reindeer. And if you don’t have a pet, get one.

https://people.com/celebrity/santa-pets-your-cats-and-dogs-in-holiday-style/

👖 Sisterhood Of the Homebody Pants…

Join me tomorrow for soap and whatever annoyances I can point out during RHOBH. Until then, stay safe, stay recognizing the beauty in imperfections, and stay watching your step if you’re a Wise Man in a Christmas pageant.