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November 14, 2025 – GH Weekdays, Rocco Is Arraigned, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Living Their Best Lives, A Noontide Of Quotes & New York

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🥢 Weekday Bites…                                                                           

Monday:

Gio met Emma at Bobbie’s, and she said she failed. Breaking into the lab wasn’t going to happen.

Chase visited Willow in Pentenville, and showed her a picture Amelia drew. Willow said her little girl was growing up and she was missing it. She missed her kids so much. Chase said they missed her too, and he was focused on getting her out of there. She said she couldn’t do it without him, and he took her hands.

Drew went to the Crimson office and asked what Jacinda was doing there. She said she’d let Nina know he was there, and he said he thought Nina paid her to leave town. He guessed Michael paid her more to stick around. Was it worth going to prison?

At Sonny’s, Sonny told Michael that the holidays were tough on kids without a mother, and Michael said it was about to get tougher. Willow could be convicted by Christmas. Sonny said, unless another suspect came to light, and Michael asked, like who?

Isaiah went to Portia’s office, and she said she was writing to the board about his upcoming transplant. It was a groundbreaking procedure, and they were thrilled it was happening at GH. So was she. He said he was too. He was grateful she and the hospital took a chance on him. Felicia knocked at the door and told Portia that Nurse Tate’s lawyer was documenting her movements on the night of the shooting. Did she happen to see Willow at the hospital that night?

Dante said he heard Brook was looking for him, and she said it was about a legal thing. He had to promise it stayed between them.

Emma said she couldn’t get the key fob, and Gio suggested she find Britt and try again, but Emma said Britt would know something was up. Gio suggested she stop the pity party. They weren’t giving up. Emma said there was one more opportunity, but it involved relying on someone she didn’t know if she could trust.

Drew told Jacinda that Michael shot him. Willow would be exonerated, and Michael was going to be charged and convicted. She was too smart to go down as a co-conspirator. She said it wasn’t the first time he’d threatened her. He was a lot of talk and very little action. His girlfriend was in prison for shooting him and he was scrambling to get her set free. It was a skewed perspective. He said he could talk to the cops and press charges against her for drugging him, when Nina came in. She suggested he be more original. Why was he here harassing her assistant?

Michael said if there was another suspect, he’d love to know who, but Sonny said it was best the stay clear of the case. Alexis was looking into it. Michael wondered if he was setting up an innocent person, but Sonny said he wasn’t setting anything up. They didn’t know for sure that Willow shot Drew. Michael said he wasn’t blind to what Willow was capable of, but Sonny said the more he focused on Willow, he looked vindictive and looked guilty. Michael said he wasn’t guilty, and Sonny said he knew that, but Michael was angry. He didn’t blame Michael, but the best thing for the case was for Willow to be acquitted.

Dante suggested Brook talk to her husband. If a crime had been committed, he didn’t want to be dragged into it. She said there was a crime – not by her, by Willow. She was worried Chase was getting too caught up in saving Willow and would be dragged down with her.

Alexis asked if she needed to remind Chase there was no physical contact with inmates. They didn’t want Willow to get penalized. Willow said it was her fault. She got emotional. She felt so trapped and couldn’t stand not knowing when she’d see her kids again. Alexis said she had potentially good news that might secure Willow’s release.

Felicia said, September 2nd, the night Drew was shot, and Portia flashed back to being with Isaiah. Portia says she absolutely remembers she was on call, but she was working in her office and never saw Willow.

Gio said Rocco and Charlotte were on top of things, and Emma said Charlotte was smart and didn’t know Britt. Gio said he thought Charlotte and Rocco could work together and get the key fob. Failure was not an option. He knew it was important to Emma, so it was important to him too. Rocco and Charlotte knew that and hated what Dalton was doing. She said, okay. She and Gio had to be ready when they came through. He said the whole campus would be focused on the debate, and she said, that meant she should change into her hottest outfit. They kissed and she left.

Drew said he was under the impression Nina wasn’t keeping Jacinda as her assistant, but Nina said, it wasn’t her idea, but she needed and assistant, and Jacinda was going a great job. If he had something on his mind, say it directly to her and stop badgering her assistant. They went into Nina’s office, and he asked what the hell Nina was up to.

Dante said Chase was just doing his job and couldn’t discuss the case with Brook, and Brook said she knew that, but she was worried Chase would put himself in the middle of the war between Willow and Michael. He could end up hurting her family. Dante said Chase was in a tough spot, but he was a good cop. He could be sympathetic, but he knew the evidence pointed to Willow. She said the case may be more complicated than that. They both knew Michael and Drew, and both knew Michael could have done it.

Michael said if Willow got off, he was next in line, but Sonny said if Willow was acquitted, the case was over. The police and the ADA were going to fail and wouldn’t want to waste resources on another case that wasn’t ironclad. Michael asked if they just moved on like nothing happened and Willow would be back in the kids’ lives. He didn’t think so. Sonny said Michael had to think smart. He had to figure out Willow’s role in the kids’ lives later. Right now, they had to make this go away. Donna came in and asked if Michael wanted to help make turkeys for the soup kitchen, but he said he had to get going. Sonny told Donna to set up while he said goodbye to her brother, and he walked Michael outside. Michael said he got that what Sonny was saying made sense as a legal strategy, but it didn’t for the kids.

Willow said she thought she’d been denied bail, but Alexis said her circumstances had changed. Willow had been arraigned with Nina, and she petitioned for Willow’s release alone. It would be in the judge’s chambers and not public. Willow asked if that made it more likely that the judge would award bail, and Alexis said she made a strong written argument. Willow had no history of violence, had steady employment at GH, and she’d gotten several affidavits from co-workers testifying to her character. Chase was one of them. Chase said he hadn’t told her because he didn’t want to get her hopes up, and Alexis said the odds were better now than after Willow’s arrest. Chase said he’d also made some progress on the case.

Sonny made a construction paper turkey and made Donna laugh with it. There was a knock at the door, and Sonny opened it to Turner, who looked a mess. He asked, what happened? and she said it turned out she could throw an ax, but couldn’t change a tire. May she come in? Donna said, no offense, but she was a mess. Could they help her?  

Ned went into Bobbie’s and asked if Gio was off the clock. Gio said he was, but if Ned needed something, he could hook him up. Ned said, no need. He’d been eating BLTs there since before Gio was born. Gio said there was a lot of history there, like there was at the Quartermaine mansion, and Ned said, don’t let the new owner hear him compare the mansion to the local diner. Gio said he was glad they got the house back. Tracy must be thrilled. Ned said she was more thrilled to have the entire family back under one roof. He understood Gio was responsible. Gio said Tracy would have gotten around to apologizing to Ronnie eventually, but Ned said he wasn’t so sure. Tracy was frustrating and stubborn. Gio said maybe they had that in common.

Brook told Dante that when Willow was arrested, she saw how cold Michael was, like he got everything he wanted and everything was going according to plan. Dante said Michael knew how to cause maximum damage, and she asked if he thought Michael shot Drew. He said he didn’t know, but thought he was capable of framing Willow.

Alexis said, if there was a new development, why was she just hearing about it? and Chase said it wasn’t from the PCPD. He was investigating the case as a private citizen. He believed the department overlooked evidence against other suspects. Once Willow was charged, they focused on strengthening the case. He said he believed Willow was innocent, but was investigating it on his own time, without department resources. Alexis said she appreciated it and to let her know if he found anything helpful, and he said he was looking into Michael’s alibi – Jacinda Bracken.

Drew asked what Jacinda was doing there. He thought Nina paid her to skip town. Nina said Michael charmed her into staying, but he said Michael put zeroes on a check. He spoke to Alexis and Willow had another shot at bail. They had to get the focus back on Michael. His alibi had to go, so say goodbye to her new assistant. She said that was her first impulse, but then she realized she didn’t need to get rid of Jacinda. Michael would.

She said, Michael made a big mistake. Now that he claimed Jacinda was his alibi, he was forced to see it through. He had to convince the world Jacinda wasn’t a paid escort and that they had a meaningful relationship. Otherwise, it would look like his alibi was bought and paid for. Drew asked if she thought Michael could pull it off, and she said, if he didn’t, it had the potential to put his children in an unsavory situation. People talked, gossiped, recorded things on their phone, and other people commented. Being with a paid escort and his children was a terrible look. That’s why a public situation had to be orchestrated where Michael was with Jacinda and his children, and he’d be forced to distance himself from a known sex worker. Drew said, if he denied being with her, it would protect his good standing as a father. Nina said his flimsy alibi would blow away and he’d be back to being suspect number one. Willow would go free. Drew asked if she wasn’t worried about the impact on the kids, but she said she’d make sure the kids were okay. It would be worth it. Willow would be free and with her children and the blame would shift back to Michael where it belonged.

Gio asked how Tracy was taking her win, and Ned said she was taking a much-deserved trip to her favorite spa in France. In the meantime, he arranged to get the boxes of Quartermaine heirlooms she dumped at Lulu’s back to the estate. He was trying to lock down an ETA from the movers, but they were dodging him. He needed to handle it personally. The items were very precious to his mother, and he had to make sure they got home safely and in one piece.

Donna gave Turner a cloth to wipe her face and Sonny asked, what happened? Turner said she got a flat and figured she’d save time changing it herself. The jack wasn’t working properly, and in the process, she smashed her phone, so she couldn’t call for help. She decided to throw herself on his mercy and walked here. She showed him her run-down shoe and asked if she could use the phone. He said she didn’t have to call roadside assistance. He owned a fleet of tow trucks. She said, of course (🍷) he did.

Drew said he hoped Jacinda took his advice. She was caught up in things way above her head and was going to be the first casualty. Michael shot him and despite her drugging him, he didn’t think Michael should hide behind her to get away with it. He left, and Nina aske Jacinda to call Michael. Tell him they had something important to discuss and it had to be face to face.

Willow said, Jacinda drugged Drew. She found Jacinda in their bedroom. Now Michael was pursuing her? Alexis said that didn’t prove Michael shot Drew or discount his alibi. Chase said Jacinda could. Michael said they met by chance at the bar in the PC Grill. He said he had no idea who she was. He paid for her drink, then they went elsewhere. Michael said he was with her all night until Brook called about Wiley and he went back to the Quartermaines. Willow said that couldn’t be true if Michael was at Drew’s, and Chase said, if he was, Jacinda’s whereabouts were unknown. Possibly, she was with another client. If he can find them, Michael’s alibi disappears.

Ned said now that he was fortified, he had to deal with the boxes, and Gio said he hoped everything made it back to the house. Ned told him, don’t be a stranger. Their house was his house. Stop in whenever he wanted. His mother and Olivia would love it. So would Brook. Gio said he’d keep it in mind, and Ned left. Emma came back, and Gio asked if she’d heard from Charlotte, but she said she hadn’t. She was choosing to be cautiously optimistic. Distract her. He took her hands and said he and Ned were talking. Tracy was at a spa in France. She said Tracy deserved to be papered. She was glad he and Ned talked. Where did they leave things?

Outside Bobbie’s on the phone, Ned said the boxes should have been delivered to 66 Harborview Drive two hours ago… what did they mean, they could be lost? Those were valuable family heirlooms. Drew came by and said they were exactly where they should be.

Isaiah said he apologized for leaving Portia deal with Felicia. He didn’t want to tip her off. Portia told her that she was on call the night of Drew’s shooting, but they both knew she was with him. They should go to the police and Willow’s lawyer and clear things up.

Felicia looked at Portia’s schedule on the hospital computer, and it showed Portia leaving at 8 pm. Felicia said Portia wasn’t on call all night. Where was she?

Brook told Dante that Chase was convinced Willow was being railroaded. He wouldn’t consider that she was guilty. Dante said he and Chase talked about how his bias had seeped into his job. She needed to make sure it didn’t seep into their relationship. She said she didn’t see how the investigation became so personal. She knew Chase wanted to help, but she didn’t want it to cost him.

Chase asked if Willow would be okay, and she said now that she knew he was doing what he could to help. She didn’t know how to thank him. He said, stay strong and listen to Alexis. She’d make bail and they’d clear her name. He left.

Michael said he had an appointment with Nina and asked what Jacinda was doing for dinner. She said she may be free. It depended on the invitation. She told Nina that Michael was there, and Michael went into Nina’s office. He asked what was up. What were her concerns? She said her concerns were her grandchildren. She hadn’t seen them in a long time. Before he said, no, she was prepared to go to court and fight for grandparents’ rights. Michael said it was fine, and she said, he’d let her see them? He said they loved and missed her and he thought it was good for them to see her. She said, what’s the catch? and he said the problem wasn’t that she loved her grandkids. It was that she had a blind spot when it came to their mother. She said she wasn’t apologizing for loving her child, and he said she didn’t need to. But she did need to limit what she said to the kids about Willow. Did she agree?

Sonny said his guys would be on their way soon and Turner’s car would be ready. He’d drive her to it. She thanked him, and he asked if she’d like some water. Donna said he needed to offer her a treat as well. Did she like cookies? Turner said she didn’t think she could turn down a cookie, and Donna left to get a plate. Turner said she never would have come had she known Donna was there, and he asked to check her shoe. She asked if he was a cobbler too, and he said he knew a guy. She said he knew a lot of people, and he tenderly wiped her face, saying she had grease on her. She didn’t hate it.

Donna brought back cookies and milk, and Turner said they looked delicious, but there was no way she could eat them on her own. They had to help. Donna said she’d brought out extras, and Turner took a bite. She said, delicious. They were way too good to resist.

Willow told Alexis, for the first time in a long time, there was hope. First, she’d make bail, and Chase would disprove Michael’s alibi. Then she’d be free. Won’t she?

Dante said Chase was definitely invested in the outcome, and Brook asked what he knew that he wasn’t telling her. He said they monitored Willow’s visits as part of the investigation. Chase had been to see her three times since she was denied bail. She asked if that was typical, but he said, no. Chase came in and asked what was going on. Dante said he’d leave them to chat, and Chase asked if he interrupted something. Brook said he was right on time. He’d been working to free Willow.

Nina said, fine. She’d respect Michael’s limits. She thanked him for letting her see her grandchildren, and he said he didn’t want the kids to suffer. He wanted them to be happy. He left Nina’s office and asked if Jacinda thought about dinner. She said she liked the MetroCourt Gardens and they should go before the snow starts. He said, good idea, and kissed her. Nina cracked her office door and watched.  

Portia said they weren’t going to the police or Willow’s attorney. If she and Isaiah let them know where they were, it would open them up to scrutiny. He said she was right. Neither of them wanted their jobs jeopardized and neither of them saw Willow. They couldn’t help anyway. It would stay between them. She said that’s what he told her that he wanted in the beginning, and he said that wasn’t the only thing he said he wanted. He put his arms around her and said he couldn’t wait to get back to the cabin. She said her too. They had to make it happen.

Alexis told Willow that it wasn’t that simple. She had to convince a jury that the police rushed to judgment, focusing just on her, and missed the real killer. There were more viable suspects. Michael was one, but there may be more. Her phone rang, and she asked if Felicia had an update. Felicia said Portia’s alibi didn’t hold up. She wasn’t where she said she was at the time of the shooting.

Gio told Emma that Ned said he could go to the Quartermaines’ whenever he wanted. He was cool and didn’t push. Emma said he got major points for that, and Gio said, no pressure. He and Sonny always clicked. It took longer with Ned, but Ned was a good guy. Emma said, progress.  

Ned asked what Drew did, and Drew said he called the moving company and was having every box of the valuable family heirlooms shipped to his house. Ned said that was theft, but Drew said he was as much of a Quartermaine as the rest of them. Ned said he was sick of Drew’s games. He’d lost the house. Move on. Drew said he may not have the estate, but he got everything in it, at least the important things. Ned asked what Drew cared about them. He had no memories associated with them. He never saw Ned’s grandmother pick roses and put them in the Ming vase, or Alan’s joy at his stupid trains going around the Christmas tree. The only pleasure Drew got was keeping the things from them. Drew said maybe that was enough, and Ned said that proved he wasn’t a Quartermaine and never would be. He was going to take Drew to court and sue for every item. Drew said he couldn’t steal what was already his (how does he figure this when everything was left to Tracy?), and Ned began breathing heavily. He squatted down, leaning on a chair, and Drew said, faking a heart attack. That was right out of the Quartermaine playbook. He believed Edward was better at it. He left, and Ned fell to the ground.

Tuesday:

Nathan went to Anna’s office and said the Commissioner wanted to see him. Dante said that would be him.

Chase said he believed Willow was innocent, and Brook asked if he was actively working to get Willow exonerated. He said he was.

Jacinda met Michael at the MetroCourt Gardens and asked what he wanted to talk about. He said he wanted to get to know her better. Talk about herself. She said she was used to keeping her private life private, and he said he respected that, but if they wanted this to work, he was going to need to get to know better, and he was genuinely interested. Tell him one thing not many people knew.

Lucas told Elizabeth that he was moving in with Marco at Windymere.

Lulu found Olivia in the nook and said the moving company had picked up Tracy’s boxes. She assumed Tracy would be there barking orders. Olivia said Tracy was at the spa and the boxes weren’t there either. They were lost in transit. It was a huge mess, and she was letting Ned handle it. She was glad Lulu stopped by. She didn’t want to meddle, but thought Lulu should know that she heard Rocco and Danny talking about Britt.

Charlotte, Rocco, and Danny got in the elevator and Rocco said, mission? Danny said, whatever it was, he was in, and Charlotte said they had to get the key fob tonight.

Emma told Gio that Charlotte was going to grab the key fob and they were meeting at the campus. Gio said, after that, there was no turning back, and they left Bobbie’s. Outside, they saw Ned on the ground, gasping.

Dante told Nathan that Anna had been called away by the WSB and took a leave of absence. She wanted to get Mac, but… Nathan said, Maxie, and Dante said Laura asked him to fill in. Nathan said he was the right man for the job, but Dante said he was a cop, not an administrator. Everything was dicey and they’d just given their biggest case to the DA. They had the election, and everyone was worked up over Measure C. They needed all hands on deck and needed Nathan back on the force.

Chase said he’d visited Willow in Pentenville and was putting together evidence to help the case, and Brook said Dante had mentioned his visits to Pentenville. Why didn’t he tell her? He said he didn’t want to put her in a difficult position. She had every right to feel that Michael had been treated badly, but no amount of hurt justified trying to kill Drew and framing Willow.

Jacinda told Michael that she’d imagined she’d be a great world traveler and would thrive living out of a backpack under the stars. But her first night in the wilderness, she saw a spider the size of a football and booked with a glamping camp and never looked back. She gave up her dreams as an explorer and her savings. Glamping was expensive. Michael said his stepdad liked camping and brought him a couple of times. From experience, he preferred the glamping route. Jacinda said, to kindred spirits, and Michael said, to intrepid glampers, and they clinked glasses. He told her not to give up her dream. Maybe the Outback wasn’t the best place to start, especially when they had enough poisonous creatures in their backyard. He looked over at Nina walking in with Wiley.

Elizabeth reminded Lucas that Sidwell had held lucky captive and Lucky almost didn’t make it out alive. Ask Jason and Anna about him. Lucas said Marco couldn’t control his father, but she said that didn’t mean they should share an address, He said he’d probably never see Sidwell. It was a literal castle and they’d have their own living space. She said moving in was big enough, but he said it was a risk he was willing to take. She said it was more than a risk. Was he sure he wasn’t doing it to sabotage the relationship and give himself an excuse to bail?

Danny said it was their last chance. There would be tons of outsiders. Gio and Emma could get in the lab when no one was paying attention. Rocco said Danny couldn’t afford more trouble, but Danny said no matter what he did, Drew would still hate him. Rocco thought he should reconsider, but Danny said he was doing this. Charlotte said, good. There needed to be three of them if this was going to work.  

Olivia said she didn’t hear the details, and when Danny and Rocco saw her, they clammed up. Lulu said the whole Britt thing was an ongoing struggle. Rocco had been meeting up with Britt and lying to her about it. Olivia said Rocco was a good kid and she thought Lulu could trust him, but Lulu asked how she could when he was keeping secrets. Olivia said it was good he had Danny to talk to, but Lulu said Danny was Jason’s son, and Jason and Britt were friends. So Rocco wasn’t getting the full picture of her. She’d rather he hear it from her and not Danny. Olivia said, that ship sailed a long time ago, and Lulu said she had no one to blame but herself.

Gio told Ned that he was going to be okay, and called to Emma. He said, no pulse and he’s not breathing, when Britt ran out, telling him, stand back. Emma called 911, while Brit started CPR.

Lucas said in some ways he was still afraid to commit, and Elizabeth told him to give it the consideration it deserved. It would show he cared about their future and wanted it to last. He said that’s why Windymere was perfect. He wanted to live with Marco, but signing a lease was too much too soon. If they lived in a gothic castle filled with ghosts, they would know they could live together. It’s what he wanted more than anything. She said it was his life and he could ruin it how he saw fit, and he said he went over to Windymere and it was as incredible as he remembered. He’d been stuck in Ava’s tiny guest room and now he’d wake up with Marco every morning. She said she was happy and excited for him and Marco, but if he needed to get off the island fast, he knew who to call.

Dante said he went over Nathan’s psyche eval and he was cleared to be reinstated. When Dante came back, he’d been a mess and a danger to everyone, but he got help and did the work. Nathan said he was sorry Dante went through that, but Dante said he’d put it behind him. It looked like Nathan had readjusted. Nathan said it was different, but worth it. He was seeing a therapist, and it was helpful. He’d brought up coming back to the force to Anna, but she seemed to have doubts. Dante said Anna went to bat for Nathan, and would be disappointed that she wasn’t there, but he hadn’t heard from her since she left.

Chase said, that was the working theory and he was gathering evidence. Brook said he made it sound official, but there was already a case against Willow. He said he thought they were wrong, and Brook asked if Anna knew. He said she knew how he felt, but not that he was investigating, and she said, why not? He said he wasn’t investigating as a cop. He’d spoken to Alexis about how he was looking into it as a private citizen.

Jacinda said she should go, but Michael said, please stay. Wiley came over to the table and said Grandma Nina was getting him an ice cream sundae, and Michael introduced him to Jacinda, daddy’s friend. She was also Grandma Nina’s assistant. Nina suggested they go get Wiley’s sundae, and Michael said he thought Wiley should stay. Nina asked to speak to him, and they stepped away while Wiley and Jacinda talked sundae toppings.

Nina said Michael was going to let her grandchild hang with a call girl? and he said it looked like it. Sorry to ruin her plan.

Charlotte said Britt barely knew her, so she could steal the key fob while Rocco and Danny provided a distraction. When Britt came in for her shift, Rocco could ask her to join him for coffee. Rocco said she’d be working, and Charlotte said, get her to sit for a quick chat. That’s when she’d steal the key fob from Britt’s bag. Rocco said, what if Britt didn’t want to chat? and Charlotte said that’s where Danny came in. He could accidentally bump into Britt and say anything that would occupy her.

Emma said the ambulance was on the way, and Britt continued to work on Ned.

Dante said he was worried about Anna. The WSB didn’t care about the welfare of their people in the field. Nathan said, she must have thought it was important or she wouldn’t have gone. It couldn’t have been easy to appoint Sonny Corinthos’s son as Police Commissioner.

Michael said Nina deliberately brought Wiley to trap him, seeing him in public with a so-called call girl. Wiley was having a great time with her assistant. Nina wondered what a family court judge would say about the company he kept, and Michael said she was shaming Jacinda. Given some of the things in her past, he didn’t think she was the best advocate for a woman’s bodily autonomy. By the time the visitation hearing came around, Willow would be locked up for good.

Brook asked if it was even legal, and Chase said it was a grey area. He was being careful and if necessary, he could defend his actions to internal affairs. She asked if he heard himself, and he said he couldn’t let an innocent person be railroaded. She said he didn’t know that Willow was innocent. He didn’t have to do anything and had already lost his badge when he punched Valentin. She saw how hard it was on him and now he was willing to jeopardize his career again for Willow.  

Lulu said when Rocco told her that he found out about Britt, she didn’t handle it well. Now he wasn’t comfortable talking about her. She should have figured out a way for her and Dante to break it to him themselves, then he wouldn’t be lying to them. Olivia said she thought it was good that Lulu stood her ground, and Lulu said she knew Britt was part of bringing Rocco into the world. Olivia asked if Lulu could find it in her heart to forgive Britt, but Lulu said she couldn’t. Britt stole her embryo and tried to raise Rocco as her own. How could she trust Britt around her family? Olivia said she wouldn’t, and Lulu asked how to explain things to a teenager who thought they’d been lied to their whole life. Olivia said Lulu did what she thought was best, and Lulu said, now Rocco was fascinated with Britt. He thought she was mysterious. Olivia said Britt was a horror show and sooner or later, Rocco would find out for himself.

As Ned was brought in on a gurney, Britt ran into the hospital and told Lucas what had happened. She tried to follow them, but Lucas said, medical staff only. Elizabeth said, nothing personal, but Britt wasn’t a doctor right now, and closed the door.

Nathan said, that didn’t come out right, but Dante said he’d been thinking about it too. Not only was he Sonny’s son, but his brother’s ex was accused of shooting a sitting congressman. Nathan said he wasn’t related to Willow or Drew, and Dante said, not technically. He asked Laura if she thought he was the right choice, and she said let her worry about the optics and let him worry about the job. Nathan said it was clear she had faith in Dante’s integrity, and Dante said he wanted Nathan back on the force and out in the community. He was assigning Nathan a partner. He was a good guy, but had a couple of blind spots. Dante needed Nathan to keep an eye on him.

Chase asked if Brook remembered why he hit Valentin, and she said, of course (🍷). Valentin goaded him into defending her. He was very chivalrous, but it was unnecessary. Taking matters into his own fists might have cost him his badge permanently. He said he had no legal right, but under the same circumstances, he would do it again because it was the right thing to do. She said that made him her hero, but his job was to enforce the law, and he said, the same law was being used to railroad Willow. He had to help. She said Willow had help. Alexis was defending her, and Drew was on her side, and he was the victim. Did he need to risk his career? She doubted Willow asked him to do that. He asked if she was worried about his career or that he might prove that Michael did it.

Nina said she was going to document Michael’s family outing and the judge would hear all about who he trusted to be around his son. Michael said, go right ahead. Then she needed to leave the hotel. His mother owned the MetroCourt and one word from him, and security would drag her out. She said he couldn’t do that, and he said, couldn’t he? Good luck getting back in her office. He’d inform her assistant that she could help Nina work remotely and she’d have the office to herself. As her boss… He wouldn’t get into that just yet. Do what she needed to do. He went back to the table and said, Grandma Nina wanted to take a quick picture of them. He posed between Wiley and Jacinda, and Nina took a photo.

At the hospital, Rocco asked, what happened? and Danny asked if Ned was going to be okay. Gio said he thought Ned had a heart attack, and Charlotte said she was going to get the key fob, then meet them, when Britt joined them. She said they were able to restore Ned’s heart rhythm, but he wasn’t out of the woods. He was in better shape than when they’d found him though. They’d get an update soon from the medical team. Emma asked if that wasn’t her, and Gio thanked her for stepping in and saving his grandfather. Britt said they did a great job jumping into action and asked if they’d seen her bag. Gio said, no, and she said maybe she left it in the ambulance, which she was sure was gone. She ran out, and Emma asked if Gio was okay. Gio said there was something he needed to do, and left.

Olivia said she didn’t care what good things Britt had done. Thank God she’d saved Josslyn, but she was a liar and a thief. She would just lie to Rocco too and when she did, he’d remember Lulu was his mother. She had his back, and he could trust her, not that snake. Lulu said that was strangely comforting, and Olivia said no parent wanted their kid to learn the hard way, but experience was the greatest teacher. Don’t worry. Britt would show Rocco who she truly was. Olivia’s phone rang, and she asked Gio what was going on. Gio said, it’s Ned.  

Dante said Nathan’s partner would be Harrison Chase. He was smart and a solid cop. Nathan said, with blind spots, and Dante said, not normally, but he did when it came to the shooting of Congressman Cain. How well did he remember Drew? Nathan said, Drew shot him, but he didn’t know. He seemed decent enough after he got away from Helena Cassadine. Dante said Drew was a piece of work. He’d turned all of his friends into enemies. All of the evidence pointed to Michael’s ex, Willow, but despite the evidence, Chase insisted she was innocent. He’d been to visit her in Pentenville. Nathan asked if that wasn’t a conflict of interest, and Dante said, a massive one, but Chase was a great guy. Chase always had his back and he wanted Nathan to look out for him and keep him on the straight and narrow.

Chase said Brook didn’t want to believe Michael shot Drew and framed Willow, but she had to admit it was a possibility. Brook said she thought Drew could rile the Dali Lama into a homicidal rage, but she did think Michael was capable of violence. He said Claudia Zacchara would agree, but she said, context matters. Claudia kidnapped Josslyn just after Carly gave birth and Michael lost it. So technically, Michael could have shot Drew in a rage. He said, but not cold-blooded premeditated murder with a family heirloom, and she said she didn’t want to think that was true or that Michael framed Willow. Before Willow and Drew’s affair, she would have bet Michael was innocent, but the way he’d been talking lately, she didn’t know. He asked if she thought Michael could have done it, and she said, he could have, but it seemed like the only truth Chase wanted to prove was the one that exonerated Willow. That’s why she wanted him to stay far away from Drew and the Quartermaines. Michael and Willow’s divorce and custody hearing were a toxic stain that kept spreading and hurting everyone it touched. Let Drew be Willow’s hero. Chase said, if he stood by and did nothing and Willow was wrongfully convicted, he’d blame himself.

Rocco asked if Ned would be okay, and Britt said the doctors were taking great care of him. Danny said he wished there was something they could do, but Britt said they were there. They were doing it. She asked if Rocco, Danny, and Charlotte would go to Bobbie’s and see if she left her bag, and they said they were on it. She asked Gio if there was any word, but he said, not yet. He said he needed to run an errand, and left.

Elizabeth said the meds weren’t working, and Lucas said they’d have4 to do a coronary bypass.

Olivia arrived at the hospital and hugged Gio. She asked, what happened? and he said they found Ned outside Bobbie’s struggling to breathe. He was pretty sure it was a heart attack. Olivia said someone had to call Brook, and Gio said he’d been trying, but he’d call again. Emma said they were working on Ned, and Olivia said, thank God they were there, but Gio said, Britt saved Ned’s life.

Emma called Charlotte and said there was a change in plans, but Charlotte said she got the key fob. They were good to go. Emma said Gio needed to be at the hospital. They weren’t sure if Ned was going to make it.

Lucas came out and said Ned was critical, but stable, and Olivia said, he was alive. That was something. Lucas said Ned had a severe heart attack and the blockage wasn’t responding to medication. They needed to do an emergency bypass.

Charlotte told Danny and Rocco that it was a no-go. Gio was worried about his grandfather and Emma didn’t want to leave him. Danny said they had to do it tonight. They wouldn’t get another chance. Rocco said, then they’d do it themselves.

Dante gave Nathan his badge and said, welcome back to the PCPD, Detective West. Nathan said, thank you, Acting Commissioner Falconari, and they hugged.

Brook said, if there was blame to throw, it was on the person who shot Drew, and Chase said she didn’t need to agree Willow was innocent or Michael was guilty, but he had to stand by his beliefs. Could she accept that? She said he was a good guy, and he said, that wasn’t a yes. She said she might not like what he was doing, but his reasons for doing it made her love him more, and they hugged.

Wiley and Jacinda talked about the giant spiders, and Wiley asked Michael if they could go to Australia. Willow walked in and saw them.

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When Brook got to the hospital, Olivia told her that Ned might need a bypass. Portia joined them and said Ned was critical, but stable. They were giving him oxygen and medication to improve his blood flow, but needed to do more tests. Britt asked if his major artery wasn’t blocked, and Portia said, according to the initial test, that was correct. Britt said that Ned had a windowmaker and needed an operation immediately.

Boyle harassed Laura before the debate, saying her Police Commissioner was MIA and she’d replaced Anna with the son of the local crime boss. Laura said she thought they’d be focusing on the issues, but he said her relationship with Sonny Corinthos was an issue and would cause her downfall. He left and Martin told Laura, don’t worry. That old gasbag is all talk. Martin knew she was angry, but he was there to offer support if she wanted it.

Charlotte, Danny, and Rocco arrived at the lab. Rocco said Emma didn’t want them to break in on their own, but it was their best chance. Charlotte said Emma wouldn’t care when they brought her proof, and Rocco tried the key fob with no luck. Danny was also unsuccessful, but Charlotte opened it on the first try.

At Alexis’s office, Drew commended her for managing to get Willow out on bail. He was looking for her, but Alexis said all she knew was Willow had something important to do.

Willow saw Jacinda, and flashed back to seeing her in the bedroom with a passed out drew. Wiley saw Willow and ran to her.

Martin asked if Laura wanted him to leave, but she said, of course (🍷) not. She was disappointed in him, but he was her brother. He said he knew he’d messed up badly, but wanted to make amends. That’s why he was there tonight. He couldn’t stay for the debate, but could offer pointers on handling old Ezra. She asked if he wouldn’t get in trouble with Drew, and he said Drew paid his bills, but there wasn’t enough money in the world for him to turn his back on his baby sister. His loyalty to her came first.

Charlotte closed the lab door, and they turned on the light. Rocco wondered, where’s the animals?

Brook asked if Ned should be in surgery, but Portia said it was a complicated operation. They had to make sure it was absolutely necessary. They might be able to insert a stent. Britt said they were being overly cautious, and it could prove fatal, and Portia asked for a word. They stepped away, and Portia said Britt was way out of line. She needed to stop scaring the family. Britt said she was telling the truth, but Portia said Britt was a disgraced OB/GYN who’d been busted down to a ward clerk. Britt said, if not for her, Ned wouldn’t have made it there, and Portia said now she had to step back and let them handle it. Britt said, their inaction could get Ned killed.

Wiley said he missed Willow so much, while at the table, Jacinda said she thought Willow was in prison. Michael said he guessed she made bail, when Wiley pulled Willow over to the table. Michael said it was a surprise, and Willow said, for both of them. She had no idea she’d find them here with Michael’s… friend. Wiley said her name was Jacinda, and Willow said they’d met once before, but she almost didn’t recognize Jacinda with so many clothes on.

Portia asked if Britt was trying to get fired, and Jason suggested he and Britt go out for some fresh air. Portia said she thought that was a good idea, and Britt said, fine. She’d meet Jason outside.

Emma said she totally freaked, but not Gio, and Gio said he knew he had to do something. But if Emma hadn’t grabbed Britt, Ned could have taken a turn for the worse.

Danny asked if it was the right lab, and Rocco said, maybe Dalton moved the animals. Danny said, maybe Emma got it wrong, and Charlotte suggested they dig around. Rocco said Danny should go, and Charlotte said, if Danny got caught, he had more to lose. Rocco told him not to give Drew another reason for him not to see Scout, but Danny said they were in this together. It was faster with the three of them. Charlotte suggested they get started, and they looked around.

Drew said he wanted to discuss Willow’s defense strategy, but Alexis said Willow was her client, not him. He said he was footing the bills and her access to Scout depended on his goodwill. He could choose to enforce the restraining order at any time. She said he’d made it clear that their dynamic was extortion based, but if he was looking to dictate her strategy, there was the door. He said he wanted to make sure they were on the same page, and she said she’d do everything in her power to get Willow exonerated. He said she’d do it by implicating Michael, and she said she’d bring Michael up as an alternate suspect, along with everyone else who possibly shot him.

Jacinda said it was good to see Willow. A lot had changed since they’d run into each other. Willow said it appeared Jacinda was in the same line of work, but Jacinda said she had a new position as assistant to Willow’s mom at Crimson. Willow said she guessed Michael had something to do with that, and Michael said it was getting late. They should wrap things up. Wiley said his mommy just got there, but Michael said it was almost bedtime. Wiley said he was happy to see Willow. He’d been worried. Willow said he didn’t have to worry anymore. She was back and not going away ever again.

At Bobbie’s, Britt complained about Portia being disrespectful, but Jason said it seemed like she was acting in the best interest of the hospital, shielding GH and Britt from a major lawsuit. Britt said she might not be reinstated, but she was a damn good doctor. She hated her stupid job, she hated her room above the diner, and she hated him for making her come back. He said that wasn’t how he remembered it, and she said he gave her no other option. She had a good thing going until he showed up to ruin everything. He asked if she wished she was still working with Pascal, and she said she wished she was anywhere but Port Charles. He said he was grateful she was there and bet Ned was too.

Portia said the result of Ned’s coronary angiogram showed a full blockage of the biggest artery, which cut off 50% of the blood flow to his heart. Brook said, so he needed a bypass, and Portia said, unfortunately. She asked if Olivia could fill out some paperwork, and Brook asked if her dad was going to make it. Portia said she promised to do everything she could to make sure he pulled through, and she left with Olivia. Chase hugged Brook.  

Willow told Wiley to give his sister a big hug and kiss, and Michael said it was time to go. Wiley asked if Jacinda could come. He wanted to show her his stuffed spider, Fred. Michael said, if it was okay with her, and Jacinda said, of course (🍷). She’d love to meet Fred. Willow said she’d see Wiley soon, and grabbed Michael’s arm as they were leaving. She said Wiley was a little boy. How could she expose him to a sex worker? He said, as opposed to a would-be murderer? She said she knew he’d framed her and put the gun in her room. She and Alexis would prove it, and he would be the one left out in the cold.

Drew said he didn’t want Alexis introducing any other suspects. When Willow was exonerated, he wanted the police waiting to arrest Michael. Alexis asked what his priority was – exonerating Willow or convicting Michael – and he asked if it couldn’t be both. She said her priority was convincing the court of Willow’s innocence. Anything else was a distraction and could cost Willow her freedom. Drew said he asked Martin to be her co-counsel, but she said she didn’t need a co-counsel. Drew said she could focus on proving Willow’s innocence, and Martin could convince the court that Michael shot him. She said he had the rest of his life to go after Michael. She had one shot to prove Willow’s innocence and if he pushed his agenda, there was a good chance Willow could end up in prison.

Laura told Martin that it would be an uphill battle. Boyle had major ammunition. Anna was on a special assignment with the WSB, and she had to appoint an acting Police Commissioner. She wanted Mac of course (🍷), but he had to commute to Boston to see his daughter and declined. So she appointed the next most qualified person – Dante Falconari. Martin said, Sonny’s son, and she said it was political suicide. He said the optics weren’t great, but he knew she’d based her decision on what was right. She said Boyle would claim it was another sign that she was in Sonny’s pocket, and he said she’d have to defend her decision based on facts. Why did she select Dante? She said he had years of dedicated service, more commendations than she could count, sterling reviews, and was highly thought of among his peers. He said those were solid reasons and the people of Port Charles would see it the same way. She said her other concern was that Dante was her grandson’s father and Rocco was also Sonny’s grandson. She was concerned Rocco would get caught in the crossfire.

Rocco said nothing there indicated Dalton was experimenting on animals, and Danny said all he found were equations he didn’t understand. Rocco said they were upside down, and Danny turned them, but said it didn’t help. They heard someone coming in and hid. Dalton came into the lab.

Drew met Willow at the MetroCourt and said he’d gotten her message. She said she had a run-in with Michael. She’d called the Quartermaines’ to check on the children and Yuri picked up. He told her Nina had picked up Wiley and brought him there, so she thought it was the perfect chance for her to see him. She walked in and found Wiley eating ice cream with Michael and the hooker Nina paid to drug Drew like they were a pseudo family, and there was nothing she could do about it.

In the nook, Jacinda asked if Michael got Wiley to go to sleep, and he said, it took some wrangling, since he was hopped up on sugar. She said the classic toppings had a lot of sugar, and he said Wiley thought she had excellent taste in toppings. He was also excited and happy for her to meet Fred. She said Wiley was a sweet kid, and he said Wiley was impressed by her. So was he. She handled Nina and Willow perfectly. She said, perfect or not, they’d use what happened against him in family court, but he said there wasn’t a chance after Willow was convicted.

Jason said Britt saved Ned’s life, but Britt said he wasn’t out of the woods. He said she gave him a fighting chance. He hoped he got a chance to thank Ned for everything he’d done for the family. Years ago, he’d walked away from his parents and grandparents, and Ned must have wanted to do the same over the years, but didn’t. He stuck around. She said she imagined the money and power that came with being a Quartermaine made a difference, and he said, maybe, but Ned cared about the family and kept them together through very difficult times. He wanted to tell Ned that he appreciated it, like he appreciated what she did for Ned today. She said he gave her too much credit. Gio did CPR. He said she made sure Ned didn’t die while Gio was trying to save him. It would have devastated Gio, but it didn’t happen because of her. She said she hated when he talked like she was a good person. He was wrong. He said he wasn’t wrong and she knew it.

At the hospital, Lulu told Chase and Brook that Dante was on a case and asked her to keep an eye on his mom. Was it okay for her to wait with them? Brook said it was a public space, and Lulu said she knew Brook hated her and didn’t want to make things harder. Brook said she was half right. Sit down.

Gio told Emma that he and Ned had a good conversation earlier and he thought it was the first step to a relationship with Ned as his grandfather. What if that was all he got? He’d wasted time keeping Ned at arm’s length when Ned hadn’t done anything wrong. Emma said Gio was going through a lot. Ned knew that and was giving him space. Gio said Ned could have pressured him, but waited. He’d waited so long to seek Ned out, he may not get the chance. She told him not to count Ned out yet. He’d worked hard to keep Ned alive, and Ned was fighting just as hard to come back to him and the family.

Martin said he admired Laura. She always chose to do the right thing, even when it made her life more difficult. People called it… integrity. It was a foreign concept to him. Laura said it wasn’t an easy path to walk, but he said she made it look easy. He thought integrity was what made her popular with her constituents. They believed in her, trusted her, and looked to her for guidance, and they should. She said she hoped they still felt that way after the debate. She knew Boyle fought dirty. Martin said, let him. All he’d do was make their choice easier. Boyle was a little man who bullied people to get what he wanted. She said, and she was a friend to the mob and a nepo grandma. He said she was an amazing, lovable, accomplished woman with morals, class, and intelligence. She’d loved the city for decades and the people who lived in it counted on her to do the right thing for them no matter what. It was a lock. She said she was glad he was still in her life, and he said not as happy as he was. He had to meet Alexis, but he’d be rooting for her. He left.

Dalton sat at his computer and complained about things being moved around. He heard something and got up, asking, who’s there? Rocco stepped forward, and Dalton asked what the hell he was doing there.  

Martin went to Alexis’s office, and she said she’d been hoping to get through to his client. She didn’t need or want co-counsel. She tried to explain that she worked for Willow, and he worked for Drew. It was clear her intentions didn’t align with his. Drew was obsessed with laying the blame on Michael, which would hurt her client. The best way to get Willow acquitted was to present as many suspects as possible. Then she’d put the PCPD on trial, saying they rushed to judgement, focusing only on Willow and excluded all other suspects. Martin said it was a solid point of attack, and she said, then tell his boss to leave her alone.

Willow told Drew that it took all her willpower not to pull Wiley away from that disgusting farce. When she saw them, she had to stop herself from crying. Wiley spotted her, so she kept herself together. Michael had done so many things she didn’t think he was capable of, but she didn’t think he’d expose her son to a sex worker. Drew said there was something wrong with Michael. He’d claimed the kids weren’t safe with her and he deserved to lose custody.

Jacinda said, even if Willow was convicted, would Michael still think it was wise to let people think he had a relationship with a sex worker? He said she was a sex worker. She’d moved on. She said he was a high-profile figure and it could hurt his image, but he said he didn’t care what people thought. He had no problem with her being around his kids and had planned to introduce them to her anyway. She said she guessed Nina’s plan backfired, and he said Nina and Willow had a nasty habit of putting his kids in terrible positions, especially Willow. She didn’t think things through… This was what his dad warned him about. Willow and her selfish behavior were an easy trigger for him and Willow’s lawyer would try to use it against him in court. She said it would make it seem like he framed Willow, and he said, exactly. He had to keep his composure in court no matter what. It was equally important that when she was called to the stand that she provided an airtight alibi. Did she foresee any issues?

Lulu left to get tea, and Chase asked how Brook was holding up. Brook said she wasn’t. She was terrified. She couldn’t imagine a world without her dad. He said Ned was a rock for all of them, and she said when he’d found out she’d given birth to Gio, he was so amazing. He had a right to be angry, but he wasn’t. He loved and supported her like always. She couldn’t lose him. Chase said that wasn’t going to happen. The Quartermaines were a ridiculously stubborn bunch, and Ned wasn’t going anywhere without a fight. They hugged.

Dalton asked how Rocco got in, and Rocco said he snuck in. Dalton said, obviously. Why? Rocco said Dalton was doing illegal testing on animals, and he was going to prove it, and Dalton asked if he saw any animals. Rocco said he’d moved them, and Dalton said he was the kid who worked at the MetroCourt pool. Rocco said he was the guy who didn’t know how to tip, and Dalton said his grandmother was the mayor. Rocco said when she found out what Dalton was doing, he’d be arrested, but Dalton said Rocco broke the law. He pushed Rocco out the door, and Danny and Charlotte came out. Charlotte said Rocco sacrificed himself for them. If he hadn’t distracted Dalton with noise, Dalton would have found them. Danny said Rocco saved him, and Charlotte said Rocco was going to be in a world of trouble. They had to do something. Danny said he knew who could help.

Lulu asked how Olivia was, and Olivia said she was hanging in – barely. She was grateful for the family. They were the only thing keeping her together. Lulu brought back the tea, and Brook said she needed to thank Britt. Lulu said, even Britt admitted that she couldn’t take all the credit. She said if… when Ned made it, it was because of Gio’s immediate action. He performed CPR until she got there. He was the one who made all the difference. Brook looked at Gio and mouthed, thank you, and he smiled.

Martin said Alexis was a damn good lawyer. He’d do what he could to convince Drew to back off, but she needed to remember Drew’s ruthlessness. If Drew let her do it her way, and she failed to exonerate Willow, there would be hell to pay.

Willow said it wasn’t fair that she couldn’t spend time with her own child, but Jacinda could, and Drew said it wasn’t fair, but the upside was they could make sure Michael’s bad judgement was front and center in the courtroom. A jury wouldn’t like it any more than they did. She said Michael wasn’t the one on trial, but Drew said he would be. He was going to instruct Alexis to make a case that Michael shot him. When it was over, Michael would be the one in prison and the kids would never see him again.

Michael asked if there was anyone who could say they weren’t together when Drew was shot, Jacinda needed to tell him now. She said, after they parted ways, she went straight to her hotel room where she spent the rest of the evening completely alone. He said, so the only people who knew she was covering for him were in this room, and she said that was how it was going to stay. He said he appreciated everything she was doing for him, and took her hand. He said he couldn’t thank her enough, and kissed it.

Laura wondered if she and Boyle could possibly get on the same page before the debate. She’d love to debate him on the issues and avoid attacks on their personal lives. Boyle said of course (🍷) she would. She’d be publicly scrutinized for having Sonny Corinthos in her private life. His private life was beyond reproach. She said she found that hard to believe.

Britt told Jason that the kids found her purse and gave it to a waitress, when Charlotte and Danny ran in. Danny said they needed Jason’s help. They broke into the lab… Charlotte said they got away, but Rocco got caught.

Laura said Boyle could launch an attack, but she’d speak to the issues. It’s what the voters wanted to hear. Dalton came in dragging Rocco with him and yelled for the head of security. Laura told him to get his hands off her grandson, and Dalton said Rocco broke into the lab and he wanted Rocco arrested immediately.

Thursday:

Dalton dragged Rocco over to the auditorium, and Laura told him, hands off her grandson. He said he caught Rocco breaking into the lab and wanted him arrested, but she said he had no right to put his hands on Rocco.

Dante arrived at the hospital, and Lulu said Ned was in surgery. His mom was in the waiting room by the OR with Brook, and Chase went to the station. Dante said he understood Gio found Ned and helped, and Emma said she called 911 and Gio did CPR. He saved Ned’s life.

At the station, Nathan got his new badge and he and Chase introduced themselves. Nathan said it looked like he was Chase’s new partner.

Molly told Alexis that she had great news. Alexis wouldn’t have to go up against her in court.

Ric went to Sonny’s and said he wanted to be Sonny’s lawyer.

At Bobbie’s, Jason asked if Rocco was hurt, and Danny said, the guy grabbed him and said he wanted Rocco arrested. Jason said, what guy? and Charlotte said, Professor Dalton. Charlotte wanted to leave to find her mom, but Britt said Charlotte wasn’t going anywhere.

Laura told Dalton, let him go, and took Rocco aside. She asked if he was all right, and he said he was fine. Sorry… She said, not another word, and Boyle said breaking and entering was a serious crime. He was going to grab the police. Laura said nobody was going to arrest her grandson.

Molly told Alexis that she was no longer on Willow’s case. She thought Turner wanted all the glory and insisted on handling all of it herself. After the year they’d had, she and Kristina were getting along, and she was getting along with Alexis. She was okay just enjoying the peace. Even Alexis and her dad were getting along. She was sorry about what he’d gone through, but they’d never been closer. Her dad and Ava had broken up, and they were spending more time together. His priorities seemed to have shifted. Alexis said she hoped it stayed that way, and Molly said, it would be crazy if the horrible thing that happened to him turned out to be a good thing.

Sonny told Ric that he had a lawyer. He’d been with Diane for years and she was brilliant. Even if he didn’t have the best lawyer, he’d trust the Grim Reaper before trusting Ric. Ric said that was fair, but Sonny had to be concerned that Sidwell was the main backer of Measure C. Diane was fabulous, but had a compromised partner. Alexis wanted nothing to do with Sonny’s businesses and her ethics might get in the way of Sonny’s goals. Sidwell’s son also worked for them and no doubt was reporting back to his father. Sonny said none of them had betrayed him the way Ric had – over and over, but Ric said the reason they should work together superseded the reasons they hated each other.

Britt asked if Charlotte couldn’t just call, but Charlotte said she had to tell her mom in person. Britt suggested she drive Charlotte to the hospital, and they left. Jason asked Danny, what happened? and Danny said he, Charlotte, and Rocco stole a key fob to Dalton’s lab. They were searching it when Dalton showed up. He and Charlotte got away, but Rocco got caught. He was sorry and knew it was stupid. Jason asked whose idea it was. Did Danny get Rocco into this?

Gio said he did CPR until Britt took over, and Dante thanked him and said, some people would panic. Emma said she did. All she could think was to grab Britt. Dante said, that was smart too. He was proud of them. Emma asked if Gio wanted to grab something to drink and they left.

Outside, Emma said she’d told Charlotte that the break-in was off, and Gio said it had to be tonight. She said they’d figure something out. His grandfather was more important.

Boyle asked if Laura was suggesting her grandson was above the law. Her constituents would be shocked at her abuse of power. Laura asked who Dalton was, and he said he taught at PCU. He’d caught Rocco inside his high security lab. Boyle said he’d notify the police, and Dalton said he’d brought Rocco there because he knew the police were here. Rocco said he could explain… Laura interrupted and asked if there were signs of forced entry, and Dalton said no, but it was restricted access. A key fob was needed to get in and there was a sign that said authorized personnel only. An officer asked if there was a problem, and Laura said the professor was having a massive overreaction that led to the assault of a minor. Dalton said Rocco had been in his lab, and Laura said, he shouldn’t have been, but there was no sign of malicious intent. Was anything broken or damaged? Dalton said nothing, and she said she’d be willing to look the other way at his inappropriate use of physical force, if he was willing to drop the charges. Boyle said if they found a key fob on Rocco, they’d know he knew what he was doing.   

Chase asked if Nathan was getting the lay of the land, and Nathan said not much had changed. He was grateful to be back, and if the price he paid was having Dante boss him around, so be it. It’s not every day Chase had to work with someone who couldn’t remember the last seven years, but he passed the psyche exam. Chase said he wasn’t worried. He trusted Anna and Dante’s judgment. He wanted to catch Nathan up with a high-profile case, Judge Harin’s murder. They were both looking at a potential conflict of interest. Harin was the judge who denied Willow custody of her kids. Nathan said his niece, and Chase said his ex-wife.

Molly said it was lucky how Cody found her dad, and Alexis said, his timing was impeccable, but don’t discount Outback’s part. She was happy for Molly. She and her dad loved each other, and she was glad they were spending time together. Molly said she saw the effort Alexis was making with him and it meant a lot, and Alexis said she didn’t want Molly to be disappointed. It seemed too good to be true. Molly said that’s what she thought, but she swore he was in a good place, and Alexis said she hoped it lasted.

Ric said his and Sonny’s daughters were sisters. Molly and Kristina loved each other and them, and he didn’t want them to be a stain on their relationship. They almost lost each other when they lost the baby, but were in a good place now. Sonny said it sounded reasonable, but he’d tried to make peace and Ric double-crossed him. Ric said he’d recently had a life altering experience and had a new perspective. He realized what was truly important. He didn’t expect Sonny to take him on faith, so he was prepared to prove how valuable he was. There was a way for Sonny to keep his piers no matter what happened with Measure C.

The officer asked Rocco to turn out his pockets, and Rocco handed over the key fob. Boyle asked if Dalton’s research was dangerous, and Dalton said that’s why only authorized personnel were allowed in the lab. Boyle said Rocco put himself and the entire campus at risk. Arrest him. The officer gave Rocco his rights, and Laura told Rocco, don’t say a word. She told Boyle that Rocco was a minor and she was leaving for a family emergency. She was going with her grandson.

At the hospital, Charlotte told Lulu and Dante that Rocco was physically fine, but needed them. They broke into a lab at PCU and Rocco got caught. She thought he might be arrested. Gio and Emma heard them talking, while on the phone, Britt told someone, come to GH right now… I really need to see you.  

Jason took Danny to Alexis and told her that Danny was involved with a break-in. He got away and wasn’t caught, but Rocco wasn’t as lucky.

Emma told Gio, this so bad. She told Charlotte, Danny, and Rocco to grab the key fob, but she specifically told them not to break in themselves. He said, they must have decided to do it on their own. It was his fault. He should have never gotten Rocco involved. She said she was the one who asked them for help. She was so wrapped up in proving that Dalton abused animals. He said it would be okay. He knew what to do. He took her hand and they left.

Sonny asked why Diane didn’t mention it, and Ric said he was better at property law. It wasn’t a slam dunk, but he believed he could make a case against eminent domain that would allow Sonny to keep the piers. If he was successful, maybe he could handle Sonny’s other legal needs. Sonny said, there it is, and Ric said, even if it was a one and done, it would prove he wanted peace between them. It’s what their mom would have wanted. They’d hated each other for a long time, but he wanted to be done with it. He told Sonny, think about it, and left.

In an examining room, Britt checked her bag and flashed back to asking the kids to see if it was at Bobbie’s. Sidwell came in and said he didn’t take kindly to being summoned. Britt said she asked him to come because that idiot Dalton wanted her son arrested. He said she had no son, and she said Dante and Lulu were his parents now, but she carried Rocco and gave birth to him. He asked what Dalton did, and she said he caught Rocco in the lab and threatened to have him arrested. Sidwell needed to call him off.

Nathan told Chase that he’d only just met Willow, but knew Nina loved her. Was she suspected in the judge’s murder? Chase said, no. He just wanted everything out in the open. He was happily married, but Willow was important to him. Unfortunately, they were at a dead end with the case. They had no viable suspects, and the physical evidence was lost when the body was in the water. Dante joined them and asked if Rocco had been brought in. Chase asked if Rocco had been arrested, when the officers brought him in with Laura following.

Gio took Emma to Sonny’s and said Rocco was in trouble because of them. Sonny asked what they needed.

Dante told Nathan to take Rocco to the interrogation room, and Lulu asked if she could go with him since he was a minor. Dante said, yeah, and thanked Laura for bringing him. Laura said she wasn’t letting him come alone, and Dante told the officer to write a report so he could review it. It wasn’t the first day he imagined. He asked Charlotte to hang out with Chase while he talked to Laura, and asked Laura, what the hell happened?

Charlotte asked Chase for some water, and when he left, she looked in the interrogation room window. Nathan uncuffed Rocco and said it was his first day and Rocco’s first arrest. He was giving them both a break. Lulu asked if she could speak to Rocco alone, and Nathan said, sure. They’d figure this out. He left, and Lulu asked, what happened? Rocco said he was so sorry. He was trying to do the right thing.

Danny told Alexis that Dalton showed up. He and Charlotte hid on one side and Rocco hid on the other side. Dalton was going to find them, so Rocco made a noise and Dalton found him instead. Alexis said, Rocco did it on purpose? and Danny said Rocco knew it would be worse for him. Alexis asked if he was sure Dalton didn’t see them, and Danny said, positive. He dragged Rocco out and wanted him arrested. They got out and went to his dad. Alexis asked, where’s Charlotte? and Jason said, Britt drove her to GH to find Lulu. Alexis asked how Britt was involved.

Sidwell asked how a child gained access to the lab, but Britt said they’d worry about that later. Rocco was the priority. He said it was still unclear what she expected him to do, and she said Dalton worked for him. Ask him not to press charges. He asked why he should do that, and she said because it would be better for all of them if Dalton was more reigned in. She and Sidwell were on the same team and he’d proven to be someone that valued loyalty. She was asking him to slap the man whose only loyalty was to himself and make it go away.

Ric found Molly on her laptop at Bobbie’s and sat with her. He asked if she was working on a brief, but she said, her book actually. He asked how it was going, and she said she couldn’t get a handle on the story, but Cody rescuing him changed that. Her main problem was that her hero was two-dimensional – handsome, dark, brooding. Then it hit her. A flawed guy should step up. So she made a sidekick, and it clicked. He said he was proud of her, and she said it took her a minute to figure out the chemistry between the heroine and hero.

Emma told Sonny that the reason she suspected Dalton was testing on animals was because he was at her old school. She got in his lab and proved it, but the college covered it up. Gio said, she’d heard Dalton transferred… and Sonny said, so she followed him to Port Charles. She said she knew it in her gut, so she got a job as his research assistant and planned to break in. Gio said it was their plan. They were in it together.  

Lulu said Charlotte told her that she and Danny were also in Dalton’s lab, so don’t cover, and Rocco said they thought he was doing illegal testing on animals and they were going to prove it. So they broke into the lab, but there were no animals that they could see. They were about to leave, when Dalton showed up and he got caught. Danny and Charlotte got away. Dalton took him to the debate because he knew the police would be there. His grandma tried to talk him out of it, but he wouldn’t listen. Lulu said, when he got out, expect a long conversation about how wrong it is to sneak into a place, especially a place as dangerous as a lab. They didn’t break anything? He said all they did was look through some papers, and she said, this is bad. He said he was sorry. He hated that Laura missed the debate because of him. She said he could see that actions had unexpected consequences. She couldn’t stress how important it was to think things through, especially in his position. His dad was Acting Police Commissioner, and his grandmother was the mayor. What he did reflected back on them. He asked if his dad was really mad, and she said, yes, but right now, they were both more concerned about just keeping him out of jail.

Britt looked into the interrogation room window, and Nathan said she needed to leave.

Laura said she told Rocco not to say anything, and Dante asked what they were doing breaking into a lab at PCU. She said she had absolutely no idea and couldn’t imagine how they got their hands on a key fob.  He said, Danny and Charlotte were involved too, and Laura told him, Rocco didn’t say that. Dante said he wasn’t surprised. He couldn’t help but think this could be bad for her. She said if charges were filed, there would probably be blowback. She was this close to getting Dalton to drop them, then Boyle got involved.

Jason said Britt was just there and wanted to help, and Danny said, if he turned himself in, would it help Rocco? Alexis said, no. In fact, it would make it worse. Even if he said he was involved, Rocco would still be in trouble and so would he. Drew would have everything he needed to keep Danny away from Scout forever. He’d have everything he needed to put Danny in prison.

Dante said it would just be a misdemeanor at most. He had no reason to hold Rocco and asked Chase to get him.

Britt said she was just making sure Rocco was okay, but Nathan said it wasn’t the best idea. Rocco had his parents for that.  

Dante said he’d release Rocco, but court was at 8 am. They’d talk later. Lulu thanked him and promised they’d be on time for court. Dante left, and Lulu told Rocco that his dad had to be Commissioner right now and couldn’t be his father. Rocco said he really messed up, and she said, yes, he did, but that didn’t mean they wouldn’t recover. They hugged. Charlotte told Rocco that he didn’t have to do that, but Rocco said he did. Lulu thanked Laura, who said she was glad she was there. Rocco said him too. He was sorry she missed the debate. He hoped it didn’t affect the election. Laura said all that mattered was that he was all right, and they hugged. She said they were going to get through this – all of them.

Gio wondered if it would help if they said it was their idea, and Sonny said, with all due respect to Emma’s grandmother, giving information to the police was rarely a smart move. Unlike Rocco, they were adults. The consequences would be a lot worse and it wouldn’t do Rocco any good. Gio said he felt terrible. The kids wouldn’t have been there if not for them. Sonny said they should have thought about that before involving them, and Emma said she was the one who did. Gio said he was with her, and Sonny told them, sit tight. Right now, Rocco’s fate was in the hands of the lawyers.

Ric told Molly that he was lucky Cody turned out to be a good guy, for him and her book. His phone rang and Sonny said if he was looking for a way to prove himself, he had one.

Alexis said if Danny came forward, Drew would insinuate himself into the investigation and push for a felony, but Danny said he couldn’t let his brother take the fall. Jason said, Rocco made a noise on purpose. Danny should respect Rocco’s decision to protect him. He knew it was hard, but it was Rocco’s choice. Danny said, so all he could do was sit around, but Jason said, no. There was one more thing he could do. Where did he get the key fob to get into the lab?

Lulu asked what Britt was doing there, and Britt said she wanted to make sure Rocco was okay. Lulu said it was none of her business, but yes. Everything would be fine. Britt said she knew it would.  

Nathan said, some first day, and Chase asked if Dante was sure he wouldn’t get in trouble for letting Rocco go. Dante said Rocco was a minor and he’d do the same for anybody, and Nathan said, it was good there was no damage. It would just be a misdemeanor.

Sidwell said, thanks to Dalton’s neglect of the project, they could have been exposed, and Dalton said, everything was secure. He was going to make sure the kid was punished, but Sidwell told him, let it go away. Dalton said, no, but Sidwell repeated, let it go away. Otherwise, attention would be drawn to the lab by the police, which was something they didn’t need. Dalton said, after the mayor humiliated him, he was going to make sure her grandson paid the price. He left and Sidwell did not look happy.  

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Lucas meets Carly at Bobbie’s and apologizes for being late, but she says, that’s okay. It gave her a chance to catch up with Josslyn and try figure out why he wanted to talk to them. Was he getting a promotion? Lucas says, you start. Tell him about her trip. Carly says, it was productive. The city was beautiful, but she didn’t think the hotel was right to be part of the MetroCourt if she expanded the brand. Now stop stalling. She and Josslyn have been patient enough. Tell them what’s new. He says he and Marco are moving in together.

At Bobbie’s, Stella says, excellent weather we’re having, and Curtis says, it’s freezing. And he knows she didn’t bring him here to discuss the weather. She says, he’s right. He has a secret.

Ava asks Trina how many prints they ordered of the Meyer portrait series, and Trina says, sorry. What does she need? Ava says, nothing that can’t wait. Does she want to talk about what’s obviously bothering her? Trina says, it’s kind of personal. It’s not like she doesn’t trust Ava, but it’s not exactly about herself. Ava says she understands Trina not wanting to talk about something she’s not comfortable with, but she knows she can tell her anything. Trina says she does. Her parents are getting a divorce.

Ric goes to see Turner and says it’s good to see her again. Congrats. He sees she’s settling into her new position quite nicely. She thanks him and says she thinks it suits her. She’s hoping to make the promotion permanent. She understands he’s representing Rocco Falconari. She was surprised to hear it, given the fraught relationship he has with his brother. He says his brother asked him to take the case, which proves how determined he is to win.

Nathan asks what Britt is doing at the station, and she says she’s here to talk to the Commissioner about Rocco. He should be glad it’s her. Rocco’s mom is fired up. He says, the PCPD thanks her, but Dante is serving as Acting Commissioner, not Anna, and she says, Rocco shouldn’t even have to go to court. He says, Commissioner Falconari left. He needed to protect his son. She says she could shut the whole thing down right here and now.

Lulu asks if Sonny is sure Ric is the best lawyer for Rocco, and Sonny says he has a lot of problems with Ric personally, but not professionally. When it comes to motive, there’s no one better, and Ric has a motive to prove himself to him, but he’s still going to keep an eye on Ric. She says, good thing it was Rocco and not Charlotte and Danny. It’s not as serious as it could be.

Outside, Gio tells Rocco that he’d do anything to make this go away. Sonny told him that he should keep his distance from the case, that him coming forward won’t change anything for Rocco in court. Rocco says, it’s okay. His dad went over everything and told him what to expect today. There’s no reason for anyone else to put themselves on the line for him. He can do this. Gio says he knows Rocco can. How hard did his father come down on him? Rocco says, not as hard as he was expecting. Right now, his dad is just mad at him and the last thing he needs is for him to be angry at Gio too.

At the courthouse, Dante says he was hoping to find Laura here, and she asks how Rocco is doing. He says, as good as can be expected. He, Lulu, and his dad prepared him for the arraignment. She says, good. His dad will be a calming influence for both of them. He says, hopefully. How is she, now that the election is finally here? She says she’s had a hard time focusing on that, but she will vote of course (🍷) after the arraignment. He says he appreciates her being here, but she should be leaving the courthouse and not coming back.  

Sonny says, Boyle is obviously blowing this entire thing out of proportion, and Lulu says, it’s for his own gain, but the case could give Rocco a criminal record before he even gets out of high school. Sonny says, Ezra Boyle is a clown. He doesn’t care that Rocco is a kid. All he cares about is winning the mayoral race. She says, obviously, she wants her mom to win, but all she can think about right now is getting Rocco to the other side. He says, she will, and she says she doesn’t know how it even happened. One day, Rocco, Danny, and Charlotte were hanging out and came to the conclusion that Professor Dalton is doing illegal testing on animals and decided to break into his lab? Where did that idea even come from?

Rocco says, if Gio comes forward right now, it’s not just him who will be affected. It’s Emma too, and they’re adults. The charges will be way more serious for them, especially if the cops think they brought the rest of them into it. Emma called it off and they made the choice to break into Dalton’s lab. Drew is already looking for reasons to come down on Danny, so Danny can’t get in a lot of trouble. He’s just looking at community service anyway. It’s not the end of the world, okay? Don’t worry. It’s going to be okay.

Laura says, if Dante thinks her presence will negatively impact the case, then of course (🍷) she’ll go, but Dante says he thinks the case will negatively impact her. She says, how so? and he says, she was a no-show at the debate with everything going on with Rocco. Ezra Boyle has been flapping his gums all around town to every media outlet he can find, saying Laura is going to use her position to fix things grandson. She says she sees. He’s too afraid the voting public see her supporting her grandson. She doesn’t care. She loves her job and doesn’t want to lose it, but for her, family comes first.

Nathan says, the last thing Rocco needs is people thinking Dante is giving preferential treatment to his son, but Britt says, he shouldn’t need preferential treatment. Rocco is a minor. No one was hurt, nothing was damaged. He shouldn’t get more than a slap on the wrist. Nathan says, he probably won’t, and she says, good. Anyone with a brain can see he’s being used as a scapegoat because of his grandmother’s political position. Nathan says, they might look the other way if Rocco hadn’t been found in the lab with the key fob in his pocket. Exhale. When the dust settles, he’s probably only looking at community service. She says, okay. The whole thing has her thinking about their mom. He says, why? and she says, because her brush with the legal system made their mom out to be Public Enemy Number One and she doesn’t want Rocco coming out as Public Enemy Number Two.

Ric says, Rocco is a good kid with no priors, and Turner says, he went to the hospital for underage drinking in May of this year. Ric says, yeah, but he wasn’t charged with anything connected to it and it has no bearing on the case. She tells him, some might say consequences for actions would go a long way in teaching Mr. Falconari a lesson, and he says, one could also argue that she’s trying to make example out of his client. Although he’s not quite sure who she’s doing it for, the general public or for Rocco’s grandfather Sonny. She says she’s prepared to offer a year of community service, and he says, two months. She says, he could have been charged with breaking and entering. The arresting officer’s statement confirmed Rocco had the key fob to the lab found on his person. Ric says he could shoot all kinds of holes in that before he’s had his morning coffee. There had been no official investigation of the lab itself. Turner says, six months community service. Take it or leave it.

Trina tells she knows she’s being ridiculous about this. She didn’t grow up with both parents and didn’t even know Curtis was her biological father until she was an adult. Ava says, they’re her parents. Of course (🍷) she wants them together. Trina says, it’s not just that she wants them together. She’s seen how much they love each other. When her dad was shot and paralyzed, her mom was there for him every step of the way. She would watch them and just think, that is what true love is. Ava says, sometimes couples grow apart, and Trina says she knows, but she doesn’t feel her parents grew apart on their own. There was definitely interference. Sidwell, Jordan, and Marco walk in, and Sidwell says he hopes their timing is all right. Ava says, perfect, and tells Marco that it’s always nice to see him. Marco says, Lucas always told him what a wonderful eye Ava has, and Jordan says, that’s true.

Curtis says, who told her? and Stella says, no one. She figured it out for herself. She works at the hospital and sees Portia every day. Curtis says he loves her, but he’d really rather not discuss it, and she says, too bad.  She knows he and Portia are having a baby.

Carly says, Lucas and Marco are moving in together? and Lucas says he knows it’s a big step, but he’s ready. She asks if he’s sure. She knows he wants to get out of Ava’s guest room, but it’s fast. Josslyn says she thinks Lucas knows what’s best for him, and Carly says, of course (🍷). The rental market is really tight, but she can help them find a place. Lucas says, thanks, but he and Marco know exactly where they’re going to live – Windymere. Carly says, absolutely not. That’s not happening.

Ava tells Marco that she hears congratulations are in order. Of course (🍷) she’ll miss having Lucas at her place, but she knows how excited he is to be moving into Windymere. Sidwell says, she should congratulate him. Two wonderful gentlemen living under his roof, one a doctor no less. Ava says, he’s lucky indeed, and Marco says he wants to thank her for her support of their relationship. It hasn’t gone unnoticed by either of them. It’s so appreciated. He hopes she’ll join them for dinner soon on Spoon Island. Ava says, name the day, she’ll bring the wine, and Trina asks Jordan, what brings her by? Jordan says she’s finally ready to get some art for her new place. Would Trina mind showing her around?  

Curtis says, she knows Portia is pregnant? and Stella says she does. It may not be obvious to everybody else, but it’s certainly obvious to her. Portia is glowing and she’s avoiding caffeine, and they know how much Portia loves her coffee. He says, Portia doesn’t want anyone to know until she’s safely through her first trimester, and Stella says she understands, but she’s not just anyone. She’s family. Why keep good news to themselves? A baby is such a blessing. He says, it is. It’s just more complicated than she realizes. He and Portia are getting a divorce. She says, no, they’re not.

Carly says she knows it’s not what Lucas wants to hear, but it’s wrong on so many levels, and Josslyn says, just take a breath, okay? She thinks this is exactly why Lucas was worried about telling her. Carly says, moving in together is one thing, but deciding to live at Windymere with Marco’s father is insanity. Lucas says, it’s an interim step. They have their own private wing, so they can get used to living together without the stress of finding a place, signing a long lease, and picking out new furniture. Carly asks if not working to find a new couch is worth his life.

Dante says, Laura’s got to win the election. The city needs her to win. She can’t let the bad optics of her grandson getting arrested and sitting next to Sonny Corinthos in the courtroom be what leads to Boyle beating her. She says she doesn’t want that to happen either, but her grandson is being dragged before a judge, and he says, maybe Ric bargained and got this thing down to a misdemeanor or even less. She says, that’s good to know. She appreciates him being concerned about her, but the thing is, how would Rocco feel if he walked into the courtroom and she wasn’t there?

Lulu tells Sonny, as furious as she is, she’s proud of Rocco for protecting his brother and sister. Not every kid would do that. They really do love each other. Sonny says, they do. Rocco is a great kid with a big heart and a lot of guts. He got that from his parents. She asks if Rocco is ready to go to court. They can’t be late, okay? Rocco comes inside with Gio, and Gio says, it’ll be fine, and they hug. Lulu says, come on, and Sonny says he’ll let Gio know how it goes.

Nathan says he knows Britt has a connection to Rocco, but even she has to see the only thing Rocco and their mother have in common is the ability to find a lab. Britt says, he’s right. She knows everything is going to be okay, but will he keep an eye on Rocco anyway? He says, of course (🍷), and she says she should probably get over there. He says he arranged for a ride.  

Dalton says he’s here to see Acting DA Turner, and Britt sees him as she leaves and grunts. Turner says she’s on her way to court and doesn’t have long, and he says his was the lab broken into in the case being tried today. It’s important she hear what he has to say.

Ric tells Sonny and Lulu that he cut a deal with the ADA. Everything should be fine. Lulu thanks him, and Sonny asks if Rocco has met his brother Ric. Rocco says, thanks again for doing this, and Ric says, he’s very welcome. It might seem intimidating, but just follow his lead and everything will go smoothly. Shall they go inside? He thinks there’s something they need to see.

Britt, Nathan, Laura, and Dante are seated in the courtroom, and Britt tells Rocco, don’t worry. She’s got his back. Everything will work out. She knows it. He nods, and Dante asks how he’s doing. He says he knows what he has to do. Rocco tells Laura that he’s glad she’s here. He was hoping she’d come, but he knows it’s a super important day. She says she wouldn’t be anywhere else, and they hug. She says, it’s gonna be okay, and he says he knows.

Gio opens the door to Emma, and she says she was about to call when she got his text. Between Ned being in the hospital and Rocco being arrested, she knows he has a lot going on, but she wanted to check in and make sure he was okay. He says he feels like he’s climbing out of his skin. All he wants to do is help, but there’s nothing he can do for either of them. She says, Ned is getting the best possible care at GH and is surrounded by his family, and Gio says he guesses so. As for Rocco, what Sonny told him made a lot of sense. Coming forward wouldn’t help the case and they’d just get in trouble. But if his little brother goes down without him taking his share of the blame, he doesn’t know if he could live with that.

Carly says, Lucas knows Sidwell is dangerous. He blew up Charlie’s Pub. Lucas says, there’s no proof of that, and she says, really? Who else did it? What about Anna, Jason, and Lucky in Africa? Are they lying? Stop living in denial. Sidwell is a homicidal maniac. He says, unlike the man she was married to, but she says he can’t compare Sidwell to Sonny.  He says, why not? Sonny kidnapped Marco and had him beat up. The only reason he’s not in jail is because Marco didn’t press charges. She says, the only reason he’s being this defensive is because he knows she’s right. He wants to prove something to Marco. That’s why he’s rushing into living with him. More important, he wants to prove something to himself. He wants the world to see he’s finally over Brad and finally ready for a real, meaningful relationship. Josslyn says, stop, but Lucas suggests letting her get it out. Carly says, at best, Marco is as delusional as Lucas is and thinks they’re going to move under Sidwell’s roof and have a fantasy love story. But at worst, Marco is using Lucas because Lucas’s connection to Sonny benefits his father if they’re involved. Lucas says, that was ugly, but it’s what she really thinks. He’s some tool for Sidwell and Marco has no real feelings for him.

Curtis says the divorce isn’t as sudden as Stella might believe, and she says she and Portia talk and she’d said they were working on their marriage. He says, they were, but they couldn’t get to the place of mutual trust and respect needed to sustain a marriage. She says, go to counseling or see the pastor. If she’s doing the math right, they have six or seven months to work on their marriage before the baby comes. He says, they discussed it at length and agreed on divorce before they knew Portia was pregnant. Honestly, the baby doesn’t change anything. She says, what’s wrong with him? This baby changes everything.

Trina shows Jordan a painting and says she’s seen Jordan’s apartment and it’s gorgeous. This is from a talented new artist whose work might be for Jordan and she personally loves. See what she thinks. Jordan and Trina leave, and Ava asks if Marco would like to see a painting as well, but Sidwell says, unfortunately, his son has an appointment to get to. Marco says he just wanted to stop in and say hi. He’s glad he did. He thanks her and says they’ll talk soon. Marco leaves, and Sidwell says, with her nephew and his son moving in together, that practically makes them family. Ava says, does it?

Sonny tells Laura that he tells her all the time, but does she really want to sit next to him? She says, it’s okay. She doesn’t intend on hiding her support for her grandson or her friendship with him. Turner looks at Sonny, and Lulu says, they’ve got this, when the bailiff says, all rise. The honorable Judge Brooks presiding. The judge comes in and says, court is now in session. Please be seated. Will the defendant, Rocco Falconari, please stand. Rocco stands and they judge says, Mr. Falconari, you’ve been charged with two misdemeanors, trespassing and malicious mischief. Ric says, after conferring with the ADA, they’ve reached a satisfying compromise, but Turner says, the state is revising the charges. The plea deal is off the table.  

Emma says, Gio isn’t to blame. He didn’t encourage Rocco to break in. Gio says he got Rocco involved. Rocco wouldn’t be facing charges if not for him. She says he can’t blame himself. She’s the one who started the whole crusade against Dalton, and guess what? She was wrong.

Jordan looks at a painting and says she really likes this one. She’s looking for a statement piece and thinks Trina has a good eye. Trina says, no one can hear them. Jordan can drop the act. Jordan says, excuse me? and Trina says, did Jordan think showing up there and cozying up over art would make her forget what Jordan did to her parents’ marriage? Jordan says she’s not sure what Trina is getting at. She thinks Trina is misinformed. Trina says she’s not. She confided in Jordan about their struggles and specifically asked her not to get involved. Jordan says she didn’t, but Trina says, they’re getting a divorce – because of her.

Stella says, Curtis is a wonderful father and he didn’t get the opportunity to raise Trina from birth. Curtis says, she doesn’t have to remind him. He regrets missing time with Trina every day of his life. She says she knows he does. So why throw away a second chance? He’ll get to be in this baby’s life every day and that’s an incredible gift – to him and his child. He says he intends to do just that, but it doesn’t mean he and Portia have to stay together.

Lucas asks if Carly doesn’t think Marco actually values him as a person or could be in love with him, and she tells him that she didn’t say that. She thinks he deserves all the love in the world, but doesn’t want him hurt. She wants to save him from being hurt. He can be mad at her all he wants, but please, don’t move into Windymere. She asks Josslyn to help her out here, and Josslyn says she knows Carly is just looking out for him, but this is his life, and he has to live it however he chooses. She thinks what he needs from them right now is support and he needs to do what feels right for him. Lucas thanks her and says, at least she and Ava think he knows what to do with his life. Carly says, of course (🍷) Ava supports this, and he says, no. Ava supports him. Don’t worry. He gets up and says, she doesn’t need to visit. He doesn’t need her approval to be happy. He tells Josslyn, bye, and leaves.

Marco sits down next to Britt and she asks what he’s doing here. He says, Diane Miller represents Sonny Corinthos and wanted a full report on his grandson’s proceedings. The judge asks Turner to please tell the court why she’s withdrawn the plea deal agreement, and she says, the crime that occurred was far more serious than they were initially led to believe. Based on recently received photographic documentation, the defendant is now being accused of the destruction of proprietary information. There were also hazardous materials present in the lab that could have caused grievous injury and loss of life to those on the campus present for last night’s mayoral debate. Ric asks if he can approach, and the judge agrees. Lulu tells Dante, it makes no sense. Rocco told her that he went inside the lab, but he didn’t destroy anything. Ric says he’d like to request a postponement. The ADA can’t ambush him with new evidence he hasn’t even seen. Turner says, the victim, Professor Dalton, just produced photographs of the extensive damage to his lab. The PCPD hadn’t done a formal investigation of the lab, and her office was proceeding on an incomplete arrest report. Ric says, it’s a clear breach of his client’s plea agreement. She can’t punish his client for her office’s mistake.

Stella says Curtis knows she loves and respects him, but she’s not going to pretend this sits well with her. He’s abdicating his responsibility to his marriage and child. She knows it sounds harsh, but she’s only saying what she knows his mother would say if she was here. God rest her soul. The child deserves to have both parents living together. Portia is a good woman and a good mother. Whatever is going on, there’s still love there and they can work it out. They will work it out and be what the child deserves. Curtis says he loves and respects her as well, but it’s not her decision to make. It’s his and Portia’s, and they agreed not to stay together. She says she can’t fathom why. Something else is going on. Tell her what has come between them. What’s worth giving up everything he stands to lose?

Jordan says, whatever is going on in Trina’s parents’ marriage is between the two of them. She doesn’t want to be a part of it. Trina says, it’s a little late for that. Jordan has been after her dad since day one. Have the decency to own it. Jordan says, obviously, Trina’s mother came to Trina with conversations about her. It’s not fair to drag her into it. Trina tells Jordan, watch how she speaks about her mother. Her mother has never said a word to her about Jordan. Not one. She doesn’t have to. She has eyes and Jordan is as transparent as glass.

Sidwell tells Ava, speaking of family ties, now that Marco and Lucas have taken up residence at Windymere, maybe it will build a happiness bridge to goodwill with Lucas’s sister. Maybe even one day with Sonny. Ava says she’s afraid it might be a bridge to nowhere when it comes to Carly. She’s not known for being particularly peaceful. As for Sonny, she thinks his temperature will rise or fall with the outcome of the election. If he loses the piers, it will be very hot.

Josslyn asks if Carly thinks Marco is using Lucas, but she says she doesn’t know. She’s scared for Lucas. He lashed out when she went too far. She could see on his face that he was hurt. Josslyn says, let her smooth things over, but Carly says she doesn’t want to smooth things over, and to be honest, she’s never been more disappointed in Josslyn in her life.

Emma says, it’s not Gio’s fault. She was the one who set everything in motion. Charlotte, Danny, and Rocco broke into Dalton’s lab and didn’t even find any animals. She followed Dalton all the way from California to take him down and Rocco was the only person who got arrested. If anyone’s responsible for Rocco getting caught, it’s her. Gio says, she couldn’t have known what was going to happen. She may have been wrong about him testing on animals, but she’s not wrong about Dalton. He’s a bad guy and she’s right to try and take him down. He never should have looped Rocco, Danny, and Charlotte into any of this. That’s on him. She says, no. She was right there with him. He says, Dante and Lulu deserve to know what happened. He’s telling them the truth, but he’s keeping her name out of it.

The judge says, it’s an arraignment, not a trial. Ric will vet all the evidence in the interim between now and the trial date. Dante says, trial date? and Nathan says, something’s wrong. Britt asks, what’s wrong? and he says, the Rocco being in trouble kind of wrong. Laura tells Sonny, the new evidence is a lie. If Rocco had trashed the lab, the professor would have said so when she asked about it. Sonny says, something is going on here, and Laura agrees. Ric says he’s got to be honest. This isn’t going as expected. Rocco asks, why? What’s going to happen? Ric says he’s sorry. He doesn’t know.

Lucas walks into the gallery and Sidwell says, his ears must have been burning. They were just raving about him. Ava says, singing his praises, and Lucas says, that’s always nice to hear. Sidwell says he assumes Lucas wants to speak to Ava, so he’ll look around and see if something catches his eye while he waits for a phone call. He leaves, and Ava says, Lucas looks upset. Did something happen? Lucas tells her that he wants to say thank you, and she says, for what? He says, for believing he can run his own life and trust his own heart. She says she takes it he gave the good news to Carly, and he says, it was horrible. Carly couldn’t bring herself to be happy for him, but Ava is, with no judgement and no second guessing. He thanks her so much for that, and they hug.

Josslyn says she’s sorry Carly is disappointed at her for supporting her uncle, and Carly says, if she supported him, she would have told him to run screaming in the opposite direction. She’d tell him that even if Marco loved him, it’s not worth the risk. Josslyn says, what risk? The risk of moving in with his boyfriend? Carly says, don’t do that. Not now. She knows better than anyone how dangerous Sidwell is.

Stella says Curtis can talk until he’s blue in the face about how the child will still be supported and loved if they split up, but he’s being unrealistic. Curtis says he doesn’t think so. Divorced couples raise children all the time. She says she knows they do, but they’re not him and Portia. She gets that they’re having a rough time, but they’re bringing a new life into this world. This, right now, is when they need to dig deep and show each other what they’re made of what their marriage is made of. He asks if she doesn’t think they tried that already, and she says, not since they found out Portia was pregnant. This child deserves for them to try again. If he wants to be a good father, be a good father and fix his marriage. Stay with his wife and raise their child. Otherwise, she promises he’ll regret it.  

Jordan says she knows Trina is hurting right now. She’s sure it’s tempting to blame a third party rather than accept the fact her parents may not be suited as a couple anymore. Trina says, but Jordan and her dad are, right? That’s where Jordan thinks this whole thing is headed. Jordan says she doesn’t want to fight, but Trina says she’s not fighting. She’s not even debating. Her dad loves her and listens to her because he loves her. She’s going to make sure he never goes back to Jordan.

Emma says if Gio thinks she’d let him take the fall all on his own. He knows her way better than that. He’s been telling her for months that they’re in this together. And they are. So if he’s going to come clean to Dante and Lulu, so is she. He takes her hand and says, let’s go do it together.

The judge says he’s reached his decision. Given the severity of the reported offenses, criminal trespassing and vandalism, destruction of digital records and data, as well as reckless endangerment, the defendant, Rocco Falonari, will be bound up for trial and taken into custody until the bail hearing. Ric says, the defendant is a minor and he requests bail right now, but the judge says, the bail hearing has been set for two days from now. The defendant will be remanded. Britt tells Marco, this is wrong. This was not supposed to happen. Visibly upset, Rocco says, no. All he did was go inside, barely. The judge tells Ric to remind his client that he’s in court. Ric apologizes and tells Rocco, calm down. Rocco looks at Dante, who says they’ll figure this out.

On the phone in the hallway, Marco calls Sidwell, who asks, what happened? Marco says, it’s over and it’s worse than they feared.

Rocco is handcuffed, and Ric says, stick with him. He’ll get Rocco through this. Sonny and Turner look at each other, and Laura tells Sonny that their grandson’s been framed. Nathan says he’ll be right there with Rocco. He’s going with him, okay? As Rocco is taken out, he tells Dante and Lulu that he didn’t do it. Believe him.

On Monday, Britt says she and Emma need to get a few things straight; Portia asks if Curtis is about to suggest they stay together for the baby’s sake; Gio tells Brook that he’s the reason the kids broke into the lab; and Laura accuses someone of being a liar.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

I can actually see him as Patrick.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/daniel-goddard-reveals-the-shocking-role-he-almost-played-on-general-hospital-exclusive/

Glad to hear she’s back home with her animals. Hopefully, she’s back in Port Charles soon too.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-carolyn-hennesy-shares-health-update-following-second-surgery/

I hadn’t even considered this. It’s not like she hasn’t been off the canvas temporarily before.

https://parade.com/tv/is-anna-leaving-general-hospital

I don’t know if this is still a concern, but if it is, here you go.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-remains-blacked-out-on-youtube-tv-how-to-watch-during-abc-dispute/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

In her interview, new stew Cathy said it was extra or nothing at all. She seems very competitive and basically said she wanted to eclipse Kizzy and be front and center. Maybe go back to show biz? The charter was like a mini version of The Bachelor – one dude, Joe (no relation to Eyebrows) and six women, along with matchmaker Amy. Captain Sandy was thrilled that Nathan finally got a deck team that could function. Now he could finally do his job. Nathan watched the guests interacting like it was what it is – a reality show. And from the looks of the preview, Nathan still doesn’t have a handle on them. There were 2 gluten free guests and one lactose intolerant, and Chef Josh hoped they were off the boat first.  

Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City

The women ended the charter in relative, if temporary, peace, except for the unicorn getting thrown overboard. Luckily, it was rescued by Daisy. We didn’t see any footage of the flight home, which Bronwyn wisely was not on, but apparently, it was quite the ride. In Mary’s interview, she said Meredith spiraled about Britani mentioning the TikTok that said Seth had a mistress. Mary said it was pure chaos from the time they left until they landed. In Britani’s interview, she said Meredith and Lisa were so loud, she could hear them through her headphones. Whitney told Justin that Meredith went in on Britani. She was unhinged, vulgar, and had lost her mind. Lisa had poured fuel on the fire and screamed at Britani to give them the phone. In telling John, Lisa downplayed it, saying Meredith had been loud and she’d never seen her that upset. The whole thing was crazy. She also had lunch with Heather, where she claimed she tried to diffuse Meredith and must have forgotten Heather was right there, giving a totally different version of what happened. At one point, Lisa said she didn’t know what she was, and I suggested five years old. I wondered why there was no footage of any of the plane ride, but it might be because there were other people on the plane who didn’t want to be filmed. What a shame.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/rhoslc-what-is-the-truth-about-real-housewife-meredith-marks-plane-meltdown/

https://toofab.com/2025/11/11/captain-jason-chambers-rhoslc-heather-gay-claim-hooked-up/

Surviving Mormonism with Heather Gay

I read Leah Remini’s book, Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood and Scientology, which was a real eye opener. The first episode of this series made me want to read Heather’s book, Bad Mormon, which I expect will be the same. Once again, we’re confronted with a so-called religion that only seems out to make a buck and control their members to the point of harm. It’s airing weekly on Bravo on Tuesdays, but you can watch all three episodes streaming on Peacock.

https://people.com/heather-gay-confronts-past-lds-surviving-mormonism-exclusive-11847555

Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition

I missed the first half of the show because, for some only Bravo-known reason, it was on at 7 pm rather than 8. This week, Wendy (RHOP) traded places with Althea. Whereas Wendy ran a household with strict rules, a tight schedule, and education at the forefront, Althea promoted fun, independence, and absolutely no rules. Apparently, there was more to the story than was aired.

Real Housewives Of Orange County – Reunion Part 2

There was a lot on Tamra’s dishonesty and how the others were afraid to tell her personal things because she used them later. I hate that kind of middle school stuff and have zero patience for this woman at this point. Fancy Pants talked about how the women picked on her career, and she wasn’t wrong. Except Fancy Pants shouldn’t be so sensitive as she’s banking all those bucks. More naked wasted nonsense, and Katie and Matt joined the group.

Random Reality Items

Premieres November 19th.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/when-is-southern-charm-season-11-premiere-cast-details

Sad, but he was more than a little rough around the edges.

I’ll bet their stuff isn’t like my stuff.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Vicious. Paramount+. Good title for this film because it certainly was. An old woman comes to the door late at night, tells the protagonist that she’s going to die. The woman gives her an hourglass and a box where she’s to place something she hates, something she needs, and something she loves. After that, the viciousness begins. The acting was great and I didn’t hate it, but it wasn’t one of my favorites either. Let me put it this way, it wasn’t The Box.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/vicious-movie-review-2025

All the spoilers.

https://blavity.com/entertainment/vicious-movie-ending-explained

Apartment 7A. Paramount+. A prequel to the 1968 film Rosemary’s Baby, this movie takes a minor character from the original film and builds a story around her. No surprise, I was frequently distracted by the fabulous old apartment building, but that also makes it a cautionary tale. If someone offers you an amazing abode for cheap or free, run. It’s either haunted (by an outsider or you) or you’ll be living with and/or around some really strange and/or evil characters. I found the tale intriguing and the acting top-notch. It was also amusing to see the familiar characters from a film I’ve seen a million times rebooted by new actors. I’m also a big fan of the time period, especially the fashion. It was definitely worth my time.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/apartment-7a-movie-review

https://variety.com/2024/film/reviews/apartment-7a-review-rosemarys-baby-prequel-1236152081/

Swiped. Hulu. A dramatization of the journey of Whitney Wolfe, the woman who created Tinder and Bumble, and what it’s like to be the only girl in the boys’ club. I really enjoyed this film, although watching her build sandcastles only to be stepped on by the old boys’ network was a bit infuriating. Still, when the women began to support each other, there was no stopping them. It also made me want to check out Bumble.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/swiped-hulu-lily-james-film-review-2025

Apparently, it was too weird for Whitney though. I can understand it.

https://deadline.com/2025/09/bumble-founder-tried-shut-down-swiped-1236551583/

🐾 Paws Up and a Hoof Or Two…

🐶 Brisket strikes again with his cuteness!

https://ew.com/glen-powell-dog-brisket-cameo-the-running-man-11848377

https://people.com/glen-powell-says-dog-brisket-had-best-life-on-running-man-set-exclusive-11847323

🐱 It’s all downhill from here.

https://people.com/dave-franco-says-he-peaked-with-sexiest-cat-dad-title-11847335

🐈 Those who came before.

https://people.com/sexiest-cat-dads-past-photos-celebrity-men-pets-11836082

🐴 Equines need love too.

https://people.com/martha-stewart-adopts-two-rescue-horses-11816665

🙊 Quotes of the Week

On a scale of one to ten, my holiday spirit is negative 45. – baker on Holiday Baking Championship

Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it. Salvador Dali

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.Charles Dickens

Have the courage to say no. Have the courage to face the truth. Do the right thing because it is right. These are the magic keys to living your life with integrity. – W. Clement Stone

Words are the clothing of our thoughts.Jonathan Swift

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. – Albert Einstein

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. – Albert Einstein

Infinitely more important than sharing one’s material wealth is sharing the wealth of ourselves—our time and energy, our passion and commitment, and, above all, our love.William E. Simon

The really magical things are the ones that happen right in front of you. A lot of the time you keep looking for beauty, but it is already there. And if you look with a bit more intention, you see it. Vik Muniz

In our daily lives, we must see that it is not happiness that makes us grateful, but the gratefulness that makes us happy. – Albert Clarke

Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.Jim Rohn

She got so mad, she turned Italian. – Kalani Faagata, Pillow Talk, 90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After: Tell All

🌇 Sunset Of the Year…

Until next week, stay safe; stay embracing seasonal produce (Trader Joe’s has a nice selection of microwavable choices for those like me, who live by the microwave); and stay thinking things through. Actions have unexpected consequences.

February 20, 2024 – Anna Asks Cyrus For Help, Sandoval In the Running For Narcissist Of the Year & Strange

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Diane says, Sonny has at least four people on stand-by who could do this. He doesn’t need her. He says he wants her to handle this directly. He needs somebody he can trust. Will she do this for him or not? She says she lives to serve, and leaves. Frank tells Sonny that his son is here, and Sonny asks, which one? Dante walks in and says, what does he mean, which one? Does it matter?

Walking into the MetroCourt, Nina asks if Valentin is sure he can’t sit and brainstorm with her, but he says he’s sorry. He’s booked. He goes over to a table where Laura and Robert are sitting, and Robert tells him, have a seat. Since they all know why they’re here, they can get on with it. They’re here to discuss the consequences of Charlotte’s actions when stalking Anna.

Cyrus is folding napkins at the PC Grill when he hears someone come in. He says, we’re closed, and Anna says, even for her? She moves aside her jacket so he can see her badge.

Portia brings in coffee for Jordan and Curtis, and says, now she’ll leave so they can talk, but Curtis suggests she stay. He’s sure whatever Jordan has to say, she can hear. Jordan says, technically, what she’s about to say, Portia can’t here.

Sonny asks what he can do for Dante, and Dante asks if he’s okay. Sonny says, yeah. Why? Dante says, Diane seemed a little pissed off and this isn’t the warmest welcome he’s gotten from Sonny, so he can come back if Sonny is busy. Sonny says he’ll just go out of his mind, and Dante asks, why? About the Olivia Jerome killing? Sonny says he read about that. He’s not going to shed any tears, but he had nothing to do with that if that’s what Dante is implying. Dante says he actually thinks the people who killed Olivia Jerome are the same people who are trying to kill Sonny.

Robert says, as Laura knows, the DA’s office must avoid all appearance of bias, and Valentin says, meaning what exactly? Robert says, meaning any familial ties to the mayor, minor age, injury incurred in the course of the crime negate the fact that the crime was committed at all. Several crimes actually. Valentin says, she wasn’t in her right mind. Robert knows that, and Laura says she appreciates the difficult position Robert is in, so please just tell them what his office has decided. He says his office will not pursue any charges… at this time, provided Charlotte work with a court-ordered therapist, a thousand hours of community service, and three years’ probation. Are they good?

Cyrus tells Anna that he’s sorry, but the Grill won’t open for another hour. He’d be happy to tell the maître d’ she’s looking for a table. Just let him know the number of people in her party and what time. She says she’s not here to dine. She’s here to offer him an opportunity to save lives, including his own. He asks why she’d want to save him.

Curtis assures Jordan that anything she has to say will be kept in the strictest confidence, and Jordan tells her that nothing she says will leave this room. She can’t provide all of the details, but there have been some results in the investigation of the MetroCourt pool shooting. Portia asks if the shooter’s been captured, but Jordan says, no. Portia says, found? and Jordan says, no, but they’re closer now that they know the shooter’s agenda, and they have a definitive answer as to who the target was. Portia says, they already know the target wasn’t Curtis, so who was it? Anna? Sonny? Jordan says, the shooter was aiming at Sonny, and Curtis asks if that’s definitive. Jordan says, they’re as sure as they can be without a statement from the shooter. Sonny wasn’t the only target.

Dante says, they think the same person, or people, who took out Olivia Jerome are the same people who tried to take Sonny out at the MetroCourt pool and in Puerto Rico. They also think they’re responsible for the deaths of various organized crime figures across the country. Sonny says, so Olivia was next on the list, and Dante says, that’s right. They were operating on the assumption it was a lone gunman, but they’re not working alone because Olivia’s guards were ambushed by two men, part of a bigger group or organization. Sonny says, that tracks with what Jagger Cates told him. He also advised Sonny to watch his back. He asks if Dante is telling him there’s a possibility that someone is infiltrating his organization, and Dante says, this is serious. They’ve got to find this traitor. Sonny says, Dante tells him that like there’s only one.

Diane approaches Nina, who’s working at the bar, and Nina says, the bartender should be back momentarily, but Diane says, not to worry. She takes a manila envelope out of her bag and says she’s not here to see him. She’s here to see Nina. She slides the envelope over and says, you’ve been served. Nina opens the envelope and takes out some paperwork. She says, these are divorce papers.

Jordan says, they have reason to believe the shooting is related to a series of attacks on organized crime figures across the eastern US, and Portia says she’s relieved to know Curtis wasn’t the target, but she’s still furious that he became collateral damage because somebody had a vendetta that actually had nothing to do with him. Jordan says she understands the feeling, and Curtis says, they appreciate the update. Actually, he’d begun to look into things himself. Jordan says, really? What did he come up with? He says he didn’t get to far. He had to pause because he underwent surgery. Jordan says, understandable, and Portia says, he’s been focused on his recovery. Jordan asks how the recovery is coming, and Curtis says, there’s definitely been progress. Jordan says she’s glad to hear that. She said she’d keep them in the loop, so that’s why she gave them this information. She knows standing on the sidelines isn’t how Curtis operates, but now that he’s mentioned he’s working on the case, maybe it’s time she speaks to Anna about making him a more active part of the investigation.

Cyrus tells Anna that he can’t imagine why he’d be in danger. Clearly, he’s not the man he once was. She says he considers himself reformed, but she’s not sure everyone feels the same way. His former life puts him at risk. Who’s to say he’s not the next target? He says, then he shall rely on God to be his protector, not the PCPD, and she says, what about all the other targets or collateral victims? Will his conscience be at peace with their deaths, knowing he didn’t do everything in his power to stop this violence? He says, God helps those who help themselves, and he’s not in the business of saving lives. That’s her job. He’s just trying to save a few souls. She says, that’s a very lofty goal, and he says, it’s all he’s got. She says she happens to know he retained contact with his religious acolytes at Pentenville, and he says he goes there twice a week. The new warden has seen the wisdom of allowing him to continue his ministry. She says she wants to make a proposition to him. It’s a win-win situation, because he’s perfectly placed to use his influence at the prison. He says, let’s just speak plainly. She’s not concerned about his ministry or the men who turn to him in search of a pathway to salvation. She’s asking him to exploit the very people who turn to him for guidance. Is he right?

Valentin says, a thousand hours of community service and three years’ probation. He thinks maybe Charlotte should go to court. The judge would give her a more lenient sentence, certainly more reasonable. Laura says, but they’re very grateful Charlotte isn’t going to face detention of any sort. She wants Robert to know though, Charlotte’s already in therapy. Robert says, that was factored into the decision. When it comes to juveniles, his office likes to pursue a direction of reformation over punishment. Valentin says, Victor manipulated Charlotte, and Robert says, Victor was her grandfather and an adult. She was a kid. She didn’t know any better. Valentin on the other hand… Laura says she thinks it’s time for her to get to her next appointment and thanks Robert for his fairness and his consideration in this matter. She’s really grateful, but she really should be going. Why doesn’t Valentin walk out with her? Valentin tells her to go ahead. He has more business. Robert says he’ll be in touch, and Laura says she looks forward to it. She leaves, and Valentin says, Robert has done his professional duty. Now’s his chance to get personal.

Diane tells Nina, the terms are very simple. It’s a 50/50 split of all assets accrued during the marriage. Other than that, both parties keep the toys they came with. Nina says she’s heard nothing from Sonny in all the time that’s gone by, no contact. She thought that he was cooling off, that after he did that, they might try again, but now these papers. No word to her? Nothing? Diane says she always advises clients that communication should be kept to a minimum during separation and Sonny listens to her counsel. Nina says, nice try. Sonny does what he wants. She doubts Sonny would listen to Diane’s counsel more than his own heart. Diane laughs and says, it’s true. Of course (🍷), Sonny listening to his heart over his head is what got them here in the first place.

Dante asks if Sonny is saying he thinks he has more than one mole inside, and Sonny says he takes nothing and no one for granted. Dante says, nor should he, so let him help, and Sonny asks how he’s going to do that. Dante says, for starters, they see where Sonny’s key players were during the attack on Olivia Jerome. So Brick was out of town. Frank was with Sonny? Sonny says, yeah, and Dante says, how about Dex? Sonny says, Dex is not the guy, and Dante says he knows Sonny trusts Dex… Sonny tells him, that’s not what he said. He said, Dex is not the guy. Dante asks how he knows, and Sonny says he appreciates what Dante is trying to do, but he has to go. Dante says, if they pinpoint where Sonny’s people were, then they can figure out who wasn’t where they were supposed to be, and Sonny asks if Dante thinks he doesn’t know how to run his own organization. Dante says, whoa. He thinks he’s actually trying to help Sonny. Sonny says he’s heard that before, and Dante says he gets that Sonny might be on edge with everything that’s going on, but this feels like something else, something Sonny’s not telling him. Why doesn’t Sonny talk to him? Sonny says, it’s his problem, but Dante says, what affects Sonny, affects him, okay? Sonny says he hasn’t figured out the ID of the shooter, but he did sniff out a rat. He got rid of Dex. Dante asks, why? and Sonny says, Dex wasn’t working for him. He was working for Dante’s brother, his son. Dante asks what he’s talking about, and Sonny says, Michael hired Dex, planted Dex in his organization to get evidence against him so Michael could send him to prison.

Nina says, Diane never liked her, but Diane says, none of this is personal. Nina says, please. She turned Diane’s friend Carly in to the SEC. She’s probably doing anything she can not to gloat right now. Diane says she’s had many triumphs in her long career. Nina’s failed marriage to Sonny doesn’t even rate. Nina says, it’s really sad that when Diane considers her accomplishments, it’s only in the context of her career. Profession is not a life. Diane says, Nina is concerned about her. That’s so sweet. Nina wants to play? She’s got a few minutes. They can play. Nina knows nothing about her. However, she knows boatloads about Nina. She knows, for instance, that Nina is an heiress and she’s benefitted her whole life from the sort of soft landings that money provides. (Leaving out those years in a coma where Nina had twins who were stolen from her by her mother who was trying to steal her inheritence.) So when Nina committed – she’ll just pick a random case from their files – assault and kidnapping, she did a three-month stint in a luxury mental facility and then walked out, free as a bird. Fast forward to Nixon Falls, where Sonny is living and has no idea who he is, but Nina knows. And she took advantage. Just like she took advantage of the strain between Sonny and Carly after Sonny came back to Port Charles to break them up, catch Sonny on the rebound. Nina sets herself up as the embodiment of sweetness and light, but thank God, Sonny has finally come to his senses. But don’t worry. She still has all that inheritance money. She’ll have a soft landing, again.

Valentin says, so Robert is coming after him. That’s what this is. Robert says he thinks he’ll keep Valentin guessing. He’s having lunch with a female friend of his. Valentin says he’s trying to be as optimistic as Laura was in hoping Robert isn’t taking his loathing of him out on his daughter. Robert says he thinks the word Valentin is looking for is gracious. He has so much sympathy for Charlotte and everything she’s been through. She shouldn’t be behind bars. Valentin on the other hand, should. He walks away.

Curtis says he hated giving up on his investigation. The stakes are high on this one and he didn’t like the idea of Jordan being out there digging on her own. He’s glad to hear the FBI’s involved now and that she hasn’t been hurt in the process. Jordan says, there was a sticky situation in a hotel room with a dealer who sold the sniper rifle, but she had Anna as back-up. Portia says, this all sounds incredibly dangerous. Why doesn’t Jordan just let the FBI handle this, especially since she and Curtis aren’t in law enforcement anymore? Jordan says, one of the perks of her current office is that she gets to liaise with the PCPD. They all agree that what matters is stopping this guy. And if Curtis likes, she can get the ball rolling bringing him in as a consultant. With her and Laura singing his praises, she doesn’t anticipate much pushback on that. Curtis says, thanks – he looks at Portia – but he’s going to sit this one out.

Cyrus tells Anna that he has work to do. Please respect that, and him. She says she’s not trying to strongarm him at all. She’s asking him to use his powers of persuasion and influence to gain the confidence of a certain person at Pentenville who has valuable information that could just stop this killing spree. He says, gain their confidence by deception. That’s not his way. People come to him who are scared and vulnerable. She says, you know who else is scared and vulnerable? The next person who believes they’re a target. And he may not like them – she may not like them – but she doesn’t think either of them is in a position to judge whether they should live or die. They need their help. And she’s not talking about an offering of thoughts and prayers on Searching with Cyrus. He says, so she’s heard his radio broadcast, and she says she has. He has a unique way of communicating. She might go so far as to say he’s quite gifted in his ability to persuade and instruct. He could be a real asset to them in trying to gain this intel. He says he’s sorry, but aside from everything else, he doesn’t work with cops, and she says, even for a good cause? He says he has only her word for that, when Laura walks in and says, what about her word?

Curtis says he appreciates the opportunity, but he’s focused on his family and his recovery. Jordan says she understands and respects his decision. He would have been an asset to this investigation. Did he turn up anything on his own? Curtis remembers Sonny saying, Pikeman is in bed with the WSB. Former WSB agents work for Pikeman and then Pikeman personnel work for the Bureau. Pikeman has made overtures to him, but let’s just say it didn’t live up to Pikeman’s satisfaction. Curtis tells Sonny that Pikeman may have a reason to come gunning for him, and Sonny says, anything is possible. Curtis tells Jordan, nothing comes to mind. Like he said, his priority is getting back on his feet so he can be fully present for his family. She says she’s certain he will. He’s got this. She thanks Portia, who says, of course (🍷), and Curtis says, Jordan and Anna make a pretty formidable pair. Jordan says she and Anna are working on a tactic, even if it is a little dicey, and Curtis asks, how so? She says, it requires help from Cyrus Renault.

Cyrus says, bringing in the big guns, eh, Commissioner? and says hello to Laura. Laura asks why he’d balk at stopping more killings, and Anna says she has some calls to make and leaves. Laura says, Anna thought he might need a little more encouragement. She has to say she’s really disappointed Anna was right. He says, come on. She knows how he feels about law enforcement. She says, and how law enforcement feels about him? This isn’t about personal or professional animus. It’s about stopping an assassin who’s working an agenda they haven’t even uncovered yet. This is important. This person must be stopped. He says, and she’s really this wound up about saving mob bosses, and she says, he claims the most important thing in his life right now is helping his fellow man. What if it is another mob boss? He used to be one not that long ago, right? He told her that he’s turned over a new leaf now and she really wants to believe that. Here’s his chance to prove it to her.

Dante says, Dex was working for Michael the whole time? and Sonny says, it started off that way, then Carly got involved and it changed course. But no one decided to notify him. So here’s what happened. They sit down, and Sonny says, Carly and Michael hired Dex to protect him, like he’s a child, and Dex reports back to them if he thinks Sonny’s in trouble. Dante says he gets now why Sonny is pissed off. He relied on Dex. Sonny says, and trusted Michael. He’s not going to make that mistake again. Dante says, then Sonny is telling him that Michael had a change of heart and hired Dex to look out for him, and Sonny says, too little too late. Dante says, is it? and Sonny says, his son tried to take him down from the inside. He didn’t just say he was going to do it. He actually tried to do it. So just because Michael changes his mind, he’s supposed to forgive and forget? Dante says, no, but he does remember back then that Michael felt betrayed by Sonny, right? And he came around and opted to protect Sonny. Does he really want to write off his son who, in the end, was looking out for him? Sonny needs people close to him who care about him and it doesn’t really matter how they got there. Sonny tells him, that’s what Michael said, but there’s no room in his life for anybody he can’t trust.

Nina says, Diane wouldn’t be so callous if Diane could relate to what she stands to lose, and Diane says she shall await word from Nina’s attorney. She gets up and heads for the door, but Robert appears and takes her arm. He says, shall we? but she asks if they can get out of here. He says, happily, and they leave. At the bar, Nina tells Valentin that Diane just served her divorce papers from Sonny, and he says, Diane and Robert are infuriating, aren’t they? Reveling in the misery of others. It’s bad karma and they have a lot of it. Nina says she’ll toast to that, and they clink martini glasses.

Outside, Jordan calls Anna, who says she was just about to call Jordan. Jordan says, any word? and Anna says, yeah. None of it good. Jordan says, dammit. That’s what she was afraid of.

Jordan asks if Curtis is having second thoughts about joining the investigation, but he says he’s clear on his role. He’s a husband and father first. She says she’s so glad. She knows how much all of this means to him for him to make that sacrifice. Anna and Jordan are going to figure out who’s responsible for these shootings. They’re going to wrap it up, and they’re going to catch him, so no one else has to endure what they’ve had to endure, or worse. He says he hopes so and tells her that he has to make a call. She says, sure. She’ll start dinner. She walks toward the kitchen, and he calls her back. He tells her that he’s never felt closer to her than he has these past few days, and she says she feels the same way. He says, that’s why he feels like he has to be completely honest with her. He has to warn someone who may be the shooter’s next target. She says, warn who? and he says, Selina Wu. She asks why he’d need to warn her, and he says he’d do it as a courtesy. Because they used to be in business together.

Valentin says he’s sorry and asks how Nina is feeling. She says, miserable. She waited patiently for months and months. She gave Sonny a lot of space. The first real conversation about her marriage that she’s had was with Sonny’s lawyer telling her it was over. She doesn’t want to talk about it anymore. Tell her what happened with Charlotte. What did Robert Scorpio have to say? Valentin says, he’s not pressing for jail time, but he wants her to serve a thousand hours of community service and three years of probation. She says, that’s absurd, and he says, lucky Laura was there. She kept him from blowing up. It would have made things worse. She asks him to tell Charlotte that she loves her, and she’ll call her. It’ll be okay. Charlotte has him and her, and Nina will be there for her. She just has to call. He says he’s so grateful Charlotte still has Nina in her life. And for what it’s worth (🍷), he’s sorry she’s being treated so poorly. Sonny serving her with divorce papers without any warning. She says, he probably has a lot going on. Maybe he just needs a little reminding. He tells her, don’t make excuses for that guy. He thinks it’s time she came to terms with the fact that her soon to be ex-husband is not the man she fell in love with. She gets up, and he says, hey, it’s her life. She wants Sonny to change his mind? How is she going to do that? She says she has to get his attention first.

Dante says he gets that this isn’t easy. First Sonny loses Nina, then Spencer, and now it’s Dex and Michael. That’s a lot of loss. Sonny says, it’s different situations, but Dante says, it’s all the same in that these are people who were close to him. Sonny says he guesses not that close, and Dante asks, where’s Dex now? Sonny says, he’s not a problem, and Dante says he obviously can’t just leave that at that, can he? Sonny says, he’s alive, but they both agreed it’s best for him to leave town. He’s telling the truth. Dante doesn’t trust him? Dante says he trusts Sonny. Does Sonny trust him?

Jordan says, if anyone can get through to Cyrus, it’s Laura, and Anna says, yeah, but she has her work cut out for her. He’s being very resistant. Jordan says, not to pile on any more bad news, but Curtis opted not to consult on the investigation. He wants to make a fresh start.

Portia says, wow, and Curtis says, for a while there, he received a cut of Selina Wu’s profits in the poker games in The Savoy’s backroom. She asks if that’s why that woman came to their home with a basket of fruit. That’s why she wanted to buy the club, right? Did Marshall know about this too? He says, yeah. He figured it out. Dad’s no fool to these kinds of things. She says, no, he’s not a fool, but clearly, she’s the fool, and Curtis says he wanted to keep the family safe. Selina Wu respected that until she came here. She crossed the line. She says, that’s what these people do, and he says, she has every right to be angry with him. He should have just told her. She says, this isn’t about anger. She’s terrified.

In Robert’s hotel room, Diane says, this is precisely why she told Sonny that she didn’t want to serve the papers. She doesn’t need the aggravation. He says he has a room service menu here somewhere, and she says, and for Nina to imply she’s some sort of soulless, cold-hearted automaton with no personal life only gets her blood up for a fight in court. He says he does call her Killer Miller. There is nothing wrong with being good at your job. She says, there’s no argument there. She’s good at other things too. He says, not cold either, and kisses her. If it’s any consolation, Valentin accused him today of personal animosity in the professional handling of his daughter. She helps him undo his tie and says, Valentin is a pompous ass. Robert is the soul of integrity. He’s a consummate professional. He’s also quite the softie. He says, every guy likes to hear that, and she says, he’s tough when it counts, but he’s also soft when it counts. He says, let him tell her where it doesn’t count. It doesn’t count what Nina and Valentin think of them. She says she wholeheartedly agrees. You know what does count? What she can give him. She kisses him, and Robert says he thinks he now knows the secret of Diane’s success. She takes rational human beings and makes them forget themselves. He almost forgot the lunch. He’s going to call downstairs and have them send up another menu. He’s famished. She says, her too. She has quite the appetite. She kisses him again.

Dante says he knows he might be the last person Sonny trusts, but he feels like he’s proven himself over the years. Sonny says, of course (🍷) he trusts Dante. And he knows Agent Cates didn’t show up at his office the other day because Cates was concerned about his well-being; he was encouraged by Dante or Anna. Dante says, because they have Sonny’s back, and Sonny says, they’re in the minority. Dante says, Sonny has more friends than he thinks he has. Misguided actions don’t necessarily mean bad intentions. Sonny says, lies and loyalty don’t mix, and Dante says he’s not going to tell Sonny who he should or shouldn’t trust. He doesn’t know, but these are dangerous times. He wants Sonny to consider that help could come from some pretty unexpected corners.

Cyrus comes in with a dish tub, and says, Laura’s still here. She says she’s not leaving until he hears her out on saving lives. She listened to his whole radio show the other day, and he almost had her believing him. Anna comes back in, and Cyrus says, everything he said in that broadcast was the gospel truth. Laura says, he values the lives of others, and he says, as the Lord commands. She says, what about the lives of his former rivals like Sonny Corinthos? and he says, she’s asking too much of him. Anna says she’s sorry to interrupt, and Laura says she thinks it was a mistake to come to her brother. Cyrus asks if he’s just supposed to forget Sonny beat him to a pulp and put him in the hospital. Where’s the concern for him? Laura says she was concerned. She was very concerned, but that was at the time Ace disappeared, and they didn’t know where Esme went… He says he’s so sorry. The Good Book tells us that not even sparrows are forgotten by our Father. So if our Heavenly Father can protect those He overlooks, so can he. He’ll try to live up to Laura’s faith in him. What does Anna need him to do? Anna suggests they sit down, and they do. She says, this all starts with his ministry at Pentenville. They want him to reach out to a certain inmate there.

Curtis tells Portia, there are no more card games in the backroom at The Savoy. His business with Selina Wu is over. She asks why he feels so compelled to warn her, and he says, it seems like the right thing to do. She says, why? She doesn’t get this. Why is Curtis so intent on helping her? She tried to steal his club from him. She tried to take The Savoy away from him. She wasn’t trying to help him. She was trying to swoop in when he was most vulnerable. He says he knows what she was trying to do, but she didn’t, did she? Because dad and Sonny fended her off. He even managed to part ways with Selina Wu amicably and he intends to keep it that way. She says, right now, she’s less worried about Selina Wu and more worried about the shooter who was targeting her. Maybe now they’re targeting him. He says his was an accident, and she says, an assassin was trying to kill a mob boss, and now he’s telling her that he’s in league with another mob boss, and he just told her that Sonny is the one that helped him with Selina Wu. That’s a lot of organized crime going on. She doesn’t get it. He says, she doesn’t have to worry. He’s out. She says she’s worried and she honestly can’t believe he isn’t. All they’ve been doing here is fighting. Fighting for their marriage again. They’ve been fighting for this perfect life together. They’ve been saying how they’re going to make it work and be stronger than ever. How are they going to do that if he’s collateral damage again? How do they know he isn’t already one of the names on the hit man’s list?

Valentin suggests they set some ground rules before Nina goes about getting Sonny’s attention. She’s too classy to grovel. She says, grovel? He should know her better than that. He says he thought he did, then she went and fell in love with a gangster, and she says, it was a very confusing time when she fell in love with Sonny… Mike, or whatever. It was the only thing that made sense. Sometimes she thinks they would have been better off if they’d just stayed n Nixon Falls. They’d still be together. He says, Nixon Falls isn’t reality. Mike wasn’t reality. Sonny is reality. Has she come to terms with that? She says she knows who she married, and he says he can’t believe he’s going to say this, but if she wants to stay married, this is how she stays married. Sometimes the best way to get what you want is by not giving someone what they want. She says, the only thing Sonny wants from her right now is a quick divorce, and he says, don’t give it to him. That’ll get his attention.

Dante asks Sonny to give what he said some thought, and Sonny says he appreciates Dante’s input, but he’s going to handle this himself. Dante says he’s sure Sonny has something he’s cooking up, and Sonny says, Dante knows how much he loves to cook. Here’s the thing. There’s a special place in hell for those who have put his family in danger. And he’s going to send them there.

Tomorrow, Brook tells Maxie, if this continues, they’re in for one hell of a quarter; Tracy says, they’ve all been deceived; Felicia tells Spinelli that it’s time to put an end to their deception; and Selina tells Sonny, now is the time for them to put their alliance to an end.

Vanderpump Rules

James says, it’s pool party day, and he’s excited. In his interview, he says, it’s their first get together in the new house. Welcome to Casa Kennedy. He bought drinks, food, and a grill for the party. He spent at least two grand. Where did it go? Yeah, we all say that. Not the two grand part, but where did it go?

Ariana tells Katie that the Lyft driver who dropped her off the other night said he remembered the house. He said, she and her husband were fighting. He was cheating on her. She told him that they weren’t together anymore, and he said, that makes sense. Good. In Ariana’s interview, she says, he was the driver from the night on March 1st. She tells Katie, he had no idea it’s a thing, and Katie says, have you heard of reddit? In her interview, Ariana says, he has no clue how many people want to talk to him. Katie says, Lala made some good points, and then Schwartz said they were ganging up on him. In Ariana’s interview, she says, a guy she hasn’t spoken to is suddenly an authority on who she is, how she thinks and feels, and how she lives her life. Just like a man. They talk about Tahoe, and Katie says she’s not abandoning work to get the shop open. In Katie’s interview, she says she’d rather eat a jean jacket. (That’s a new one, but I don’t think it’s going to happen.) They need to get permits and licenses and staff the place. They have their work cut out for them. Ariana says she’s not comfortable staying in a cabin with the Toms, and Katie says she doesn’t understand it.

Scheana and Lala go to Villa Rosa, and Lala asks if Schena wants to bet Lisa is going to say she has no clothes on. Lisa greets them holding new pup Donut(!), and remarks that Lala has no clothes on. She might get everyone here in a bit of a tizzy. They sit down, and Lisa says she wants to talk about so many things, and some of them they’re not going to like. She spent time with Sandoval and knows he’s in a very dark place. Scheana says she’s pissed off because she reached out to him when his friend passed, and he blocked her. He’s diving into villain energy and she’s not here for it. He needs to be humble and have humility. She also told him to get a therapist. In Scheana’s interview, she says, Sandoval is taking no accountability. Lisa is telling them that he’s depressed, but she hasn’t seen that. She’s seen him project. Lisa says he doesn’t know what he’s doing, but Lala says, he’s doubling down. Scheana says, he called Lala a narcissist (my bad. I thought he said Ariana), and Lala says, she should have asked more questions about Randall before getting involved. Lisa says she never held it against Lala, but Lala says, Sandoval has, and he’s talked to the press about her. He also can’t acknowledge how he hurt James. Lisa says, their lives are going swimmingly, and Sandoval’s isn’t. In Lisa’s interview, she says, Sandoval is a shadow of his former self, and she doesn’t want to see him going down that path. He’s depressed. She’s seen depression and she knows it. Her brother used the same words and it stayed with her. She tells the girls that they don’t want to be in the position that they have regret when they look back. Her brother is a trigger for her, and she doesn’t think Sandoval is a person who would say he had suicidal thoughts unless he meant it. Lala says she hears Lisa. She doesn’t want anyone to wear that for the rest of their life. She knows what it’s like. In Lala’s interview, she says she never gave Sandoval’s mental health much thought. She looked at him like her ex, someone with no feelings. She’s holding on to anger and doesn’t trust anybody. It’s not healthy. She doesn’t want to be angry all the time. It’s killing her. Scheana says, Sandoval was genuinely one of the best friends she’s had in her life, and Lisa asks if that doesn’t make it easier to forgive. Scheana asks if it’s worth losing Ariana, and Lisa says, talk to her. Don’t be a people pleaser. Go with her gut. In Scheana’s interview, she says, Ariana made it clear that anyone who chooses to remain friends with Sandoval is dead to her. We flash back to Ariana kissing off Schwartz, and Scheana says, at same time, if someone is struggling at this level, how can she keep coming for him? She tells Lisa that she’s going on Schwartz’s trip, and Lisa suggests they stop attacking Sandoval. None of them is perfect.

Pool party time! Lala and Scheana bring along Scheana’s sister Cortney, and Schwartz brings a plant. In Ally’s interview, she says, that’s the third plant Schwartz has brought them. She’ll have to get a gardener. Schwartz says he’s been on a sober curious journey, but he’s having a few. In his interview, he says, his conversation with Katie and Lala didn’t go well, and we flash back to that. He says, they tarred and feathered him. He wasn’t an accessory to the affair. There’s more to him than that. James goes to the porch roof and jumps into the pool (it’s not that high). Schwartz follows because, as we know, he’s a lemming.

Sandoval and Billie go to the IntoMeSea quantum wellness studio. WTF? The woman at the desk asks if they’ve done a cold plunge before, and in Sandoval’s interview, he says he’s stressed out, depressed, and overwhelmed. He realizes that he has to be able to handle his emotions in healthier ways. He gets in the bath, and Billie asks how intense it is from 1 to 10. He says, a 9, and in his interview, he says, it feels especially weird since he’s never been an outsider with the friend group. He feels like Andy when he first gets to Shawshank. He wants to get back part of something that resembles his old life. It’s the people he was closest to that hurt him the most.

Lala works out with Ally, and they make a pact to do 50 squats a day. What is with the squats? They’re in every freaking workout and I hate them. Lala asks how long it’s been since James was sober, and Ally says, three months. Lala says, the first few weeks are the hardest, and wonders if James would open up if she asked why he decided to become sober. Ally says she knows, but Lala would have to ask James, and Lala says, everyone has a rock-bottom moment where they realize it’s no longer working. In Lala’s interview, she says, something about that rock bottom moment changes everything. We flash back to the Reunion where Lala talked about going to Disney World with Randall’s family and being drunk for four days straight. When she woke up, she knew she never wanted to live this way again and reached out to get help. She says she still has a lot of work to do sober. She tells Ally that she doesn’t want to trigger by asking deep questions, but Ally thinks she should ask.

There’s a fire on the grill, and Ariana has to tell James not to fan the flames, but he rescues the food and says, they survived. Lala tells Schwartz that she knows she came in heavy. She has to not be triggered and make other’s experiences her own. It’s a process. She can’t go from machetes to crying in a fetal position. There’s got to be a middle ground. Schwartz says, Ariana looked at him like he was subhuman. She’s been exalted to queen status and was giving diva energy, as opposed to someone who’s been hurt. He’s not fawning for her affection or validation. Lala says she thought he handled it well. At times, she takes things to heart, but she’s working on not being a dog in someone else’s fight. In Lala’s interview, she says she thought her superpower was calling people on their sh*t, but it’s not healthy. She has to practice forgiveness and can’t wear trauma like a badge of honor. She tells Schwartz that she’s watched him please everyone. That’s how her dad was. He hated conflict and he was bulldozed over. She believes the stress of it killed him. She wants Schwartz to be down for someone, but do what’s best for him and his family. His brother is in the fight of his life, and she’s sorry she didn’t give him grace. We flash back to Lala reaming Schwartz out, and Schwartz says he’s sorry he retaliated, but when he’s mad, it’s easy when they haven’t communicated. He sees she’s a great mom and how much humanity she has. What she’s doing is heartfelt. Maybe she could give Sandoval a little. He can’t abandon that man. He’s family.

Sandoval tells Billie that he feels great, and Billie says, he’s worthy and deserves bliss. She asks if he’s thinking about dating, but he says, no. He misses Raquel. It’s been at least three weeks since they’ve talked. In Sandoval’s interview, he says, when they spoke the last time, he didn’t think it would be the last time. We see a clip from 27 days ago where he’s talking to Raquel on the phone, and he says, in that conversation, she said she was extending her time in the facility. He told her that he loved her, and they’d talk later. He tells Billie that he had love and was addicted. He couldn’t see anything else. Hanging out with her was the best part. I’m guessing that’s when he pontificated, and she looked at him adoringly. In his interview, Sandoval says he hopes they can give it a shot. He’s saving himself for her. Billie says she’s tired of the world hating on him. There were times she thought she’d lose him. He says, it got close. He had to snap himself out of it. In his interview, he says he had all kinds of feelings – pain, anger, sadness, depression, bleakness. He lost all his friends and it felt like the best way to show he’s sorry, give them what they all want, for him to go away. I guess moving was out of the question? Oh yeah, then Ariana would get the house. He tells Billie that he just wants to be happy and he doesn’t feel like he’s allowed. She says, he’ll get there.

Some of the girls hang on a floatie in the pool, and Scheana says she’s personally struggling. She and Lala went to Lisa’s and all three of them were in tears. Lisa was emotional, saying she saw similarities in Sandoval and her brother before he passed. She’s concerned and asked them to ease up. Ariana says, Sandoval and Lisa’s brother are different people. Sandoval won’t take responsibility. Her getting on Instagram and telling people to be nice to her ex is not happening. In Ariana’s interview, she says she understands Sandoval might have had thoughts and feelings, but they’re based on a situation he created where he didn’t give a f*** about anyone else’s mental health. She knows she’s being a bitch to say this, but she feels like it’s a little bit annoying. Ariana says, Sandoval is a scary person, and she doesn’t trust him. It all feels manipulation to her. Ugh, I hate to say it, but I kind of agree. Only because of how he acts like he’s the victim, but then switches it on for someone like Lisa. I’m not so sure his dark thoughts aren’t contrived.

James visits Lala and asks if a baby bottle is hers or Ocean’s, and she tells him, f*** you. It’s not hers, but we flash back to when she had one with her on a group trip that was her own. She asks James how long he’s been sober, and he says, three months. Jumping right into it, she asks, what made him want to get sober? He doesn’t have to tell her if he doesn’t want to. He says, there’s not much to tell. When the Sandoval and Raquel stuff happened, emotions were flowing. He and Ally were fighting, and when he was drunk, he made nasty comments. After he wrote something on Instagram, Ally stayed with her sister. She was gone for two nights, and the cats were gone. The place was empty, and it wasn’t the same energy that was there before. We flash back to 2019, and Raquel telling James that he has to get his sh*t together. In James’s interview, he says, he quit, but then after he and Raquel broke up, he figured he was single and could do what he wanted. He’s doing it for himself this time. He tells Lala that he was going to do anything to get Ally back and basically, that’s the deal. Lala asks if he’s looking at it like forever, and he says he is. If he didn’t have that mentality, he couldn’t do it. He doesn’t want to be an alcoholic 40-year-old who loses everything. Lala says, he can come to her with anything, and she’ll never share anything. In Lala’s interview, she says, she’ll never have a relationship like she does with James. They started off as two kids being trainwrecks – we flash back to Lala saying she sees no one has worked on their summer bodies, and James making fun of Katie – to getting into relationships to their sobriety journeys. It’s hard to find someone like that, who you’re bonded with for life. She tells James that she makes time for the people she loves, and James says, she’s gone miles. He’s proud of her.

Jo cuts Schwartz’s hair at his apartment, and in his interview, he says, she’s the light in his life. We flash back to Schwartz telling Scheana that he and Jo are just friends. Schwartz tells Jo that everyone thinks she’s his secret romance, but he gets the optics. In Schwartz’s interview, he says, Jo was never living with him, although she was staying with him sporadically. She’s not his girlfriend and never was. They had a whirlwind romance, but they’re just buds now. Sandoval comes over, and I note how nicely the floor sweeps up as Jo takes a broom to it. Schwartz tells Sandoval about his conversation with Lisa, and says he booked a sick-ass lake cabin. Ariana and Katie won’t be there good, but he thinks it would be neutral ground for some one-on-ones if Sandoval can leave his ego at home and say he’s sorry. Sandoval says he can tell Lala that he’s sorry he gave her so much content for her podcast and she sold merchandise. She’s not understanding what she did. She showed an entire nation how to treat them. People followed their lead. Um… I don’t even listen to their podcast, and I hate these two, so, no. Schwartz says, this energy is not going to serve Sandoval well, and in Schwartz’s interview, he says, the tone of they don’t know what they’ve done to me worries him. He doesn’t want to undermine Sandoval’s feelings, but he doesn’t think it will be productive. He’s optimistic about Tahoe, but he doesn’t expect it to miraculously cleanse everyone’s memory. He’s just hoping it opens the door a little. He tells Sandoval, something cosmically changed. He’s not saying to let everyone walk on him, but he thinks people are in a place where they’re ready to talk and not necessarily coming after him. Wow. Sandoval is seriously a narcissistic a-hole.

Scheana’s friend Tory comes over to babysit, and in Scheana’s interview, she says she and Brock have dinner plans with James and Ally. As much as she trusts Tory, she’s anxious leaving Summer with someone who’s not her mom. She did call her sister Cortney to help. Trust issues. When they get to the restaurant, Brock says, she’s making progress, and she says, baby steps. James and Ally meet them, and they get some kind of wristbands to tap when they want a drink. Since it’s a self-serve set-up, I’m not sure if it just keeps the tab, unlocks the drink lever, both, or D) none of the above. Scheana says she had a conversation with Lisa before the pool party. She had tears in her eyes and said, after her brother’s suicide, she’s seen similarities in Sandoval. Lisa thinks they should go easier than they have been. James says Lisa called him and asked if he had a minute, and we see a clip of Lisa FaceTiming James and asking for ten minutes of his time. James asks if he’s in trouble, and she says, always a little. Scheana says, it’s going to be the same thing. She doesn’t want Sandoval to do something and then it’s too late. Brock thinks it’s not fair to put that on her, and Ally says she knows she’s going to feel bad. She’s nervous about Tahoe. In Ally’s interview, she says she has no personal issue with Sandoval. He’s been welcoming and kind, but she feels uneasy around him seeing how he hurt James. She doesn’t want to be fake, so she’s preparing for awkwardness. Scheana texts Schwartz to see if he invited Sandoval, and yes, he did. Brock says, there’s a hotel down the street, if need be, but James says he’s not stressing. Brock says, it’s not like they’re picking a side. They all know what Sandoval did was wrong. Ally says, they can ride for Ariana, but have empathy for someone who f***ed up their own life.  

At Vanderpump Dogs, Lisa asks the marketing director if she’s sure it’s him, and Summer (not the same one) says, 100%. James comes in, and Lisa asks if he wasn’t worried about Graham. We see a clip from two weeks earlier where James says he doesn’t know where Graham is. Graham comes down the stairs, and Lisa says, he’s been rescued. James cries and in his interview, he says, the second he touched Graham, he could see it was him. He’s got the same wiggle he’s had since he was a puppy. Lisa says she got a call that he’d been in a foster home for two months and bitten a couple of times. They were taking him to a shelter and asked if Lisa would take him. Thank God they knew Lisa, patron saint of dogs. In James’s interview, he says he feels anger and sadness and he’s confused. Graham is his best friend and it’s a dream come true that he’s back. He tells Lisa that he was expecting to talk about Sandoval and thanks her. He’d hoped Graham was in a good place. Lisa says, Graham belongs with James. Does he want to take him? James says, his first thought was of Ally, but they have to make it work. There’s a reason this is happening. It’s meant to be. In his interview, he says, whenever he sees a Goldendoodle, the most popular dog in L.A., he thinks of Graham. Then he shakes it off and gets back to his day. Now he’ll be able to hold and hug his destiny. Graham had made his way back to his true home. He leaves with Graham Cracker.

Again we see the Suicide Prevention Lifeline: call 988. I have no clue how that works or if it’s set up for every city.

Next time, Brock questions Scheana about why she doesn’t want to leave Summer with anyone but her mother; James brings Graham home and introduces him to Ally’s cat; Lake Tahoe; and howling at the moon.

💃🏾 Shaking It Off…

Join me tomorrow for soap and finally, the finale of RHOBH. Until then, stay safe, stay engaging in genuine conversations, and stay practicing forgiveness and not wearing trauma like a badge of honor.

November 16, 2023 – Anna Tells Sonny About Charlotte Stalking Her, A Not-So Elevated Or Charming Guy’s Dinner & Autumn

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Austin comes into the gallery and sees Ava. He says he calls her, and she doesn’t call him back. He texts her, and she doesn’t text him back. So here he is in person. She says, good. This is long overdue.

Josslyn goes into her dorm room, and Adam comes to the door. He says he’s glad she’s back, and she asks, what’s up? He asks to study for next week’s Organic Chem exam. He really needs her to quiz him. She says she can’t study tonight; she’s so tired. He says, she knows he needs to Ace this. If he doesn’t, his parents will kill him. She says she knows, but she’s sorry. She can’t. He says he doesn’t think she understands. There’s a lot riding on this next exam. She says, he got a 92 at the beginning of the semester. That’s better than pretty much everyone else in their class. Trust her. He’s got this. He grabs her arm and says, just give him an hour… but Dex comes along and tells him, back off, coming between them.

Dante comes home, and Sam says she’s been working on the colors for the den renovations for hours (I know what it’s like looking at every color in the world) and he’s just in time to help. He asks if the kids are around, and she says, Danny and Rocco are at a friend’s and Scout’s with Drew at the Quartermaines. Why? What’s going on? He says he got an update on Charlotte and didn’t want them to hear about it.

Anna knocks at Sonny’s office door, and he tells her, come in. She says, Frank told her that he was free. Does he have a minute? He asks if he can get her a drink, and she says she could really use one. He says, Scotch? and she says, yeah. Thanks. He pours her a drink and asks if she wants to tell him what’s going on. She says she was right. He was the target of the shooting at the MetroCourt pool.

Sasha tells Maxie that she can’t work with Cody anymore, and Maxie says, why not? Sasha says, isn’t it obvious? She has feelings for him. Cody listens in, and Maxie says, it’s okay if she has feelings for Cody. He has feelings for her too. Cody pops out and says, what?

Molly comes in, and asks TJ, what’s going on? He asks her to sit down, but she says she doesn’t want to sit down. She wants him to tell her what’s happening. Something happened. She can feel it. He says, Andrea had a miscarriage. She lost their baby.

Cody says, sorry. He knows he shouldn’t be eavesdropping. He was just passing by and heard his name. Sasha says she’s sorry. She should have picked a better time and place to talk about this with Maxie. Maxie says she’s got to go talk to Haven about something. She’s going to let them work this out amongst themselves. She starts to leave, but comes back and tells them, she will say one thing. For what it’s worth (🍷), it would be a mistake to talk themselves out of something they’re clearly feeling. She leaves, and Cody says, what Maxie told Sasha about him having feelings for her… She’s right. He does.

Ava asks Austin, how’s that cousin of his doing? Is he still managing to hang on? Austin says, yeah. He’s recovering really well, and Ava says, oh good. He says, they’re going to move him to recovery in Pentenville, and word on the street is, they’re working on a plea deal with him. And that’s good, because that way she doesn’t have to relive the trauma of the kidnapping in a trial situation. She says she’d love nothing more than to testify against that creep. Does Austin know the terms of his deal? Has Mason agreed to give up his boss, Cyrus Renault?

Adam tells Dex that he’s sorry. He’s really stressed about their exam next week. Dex says, that’s still not an excuse to grab Joss, and Adam says, he’s right; it’s not. But Dex isn’t a student, so he doesn’t understand the stress of being pre-med and the kind of pressure they’re under right now. Josslyn says, let’s all calm down. She tells Adam that she thinks he needs to find someone else to study with. His schedule and how often he needs to study doesn’t really mesh with hers. Besides, she studies better alone. She’s really sorry. Adam says, please don’t do that. He really needs her.

Sonny says, that’s what Anna’s been telling him, but why is she so sure now? She says she says, up to this point, there’s always been the possibility the shooting was linked to the other incidents; her house burning down and the break-in at the hotel suite. He says, that’s not a possibility now? and she says, no. Because the person responsible for those things could never have taken a shot at her or Sonny. He says, because the person responsible for the break-in and the arson was Charlotte?

Sam says, they’re missing something here, and Dante asks what she means. She says she accepts the fact Charlotte vandalized Anna’s hotel suite. She can even get behind the idea Charlotte burned Anna’s house down, if she had a reason. But Charlotte lived with them for over a month, and she’s been conned enough times to know when she’s being played. She just never got the feeling from Charlotte that she was playing them. He says, neither did he. It doesn’t make sense. He doesn’t buy the fact that she would go to these extremes because she didn’t want Anna dating her father. Sam says she agrees. Could this have anything to do with Anna’s past with the WSB?

Molly asks when TJ found out, and he says, today. Andrea came to see him. She asks when Andrea lost her baby, and he says, she miscarried late last night. She was asleep at home, and she started cramping and she was bleeding. There wasn’t even time for her to get to the ER. She went to Mercy this morning, and the doctor there confirmed the miscarriage. Molly cries and asks why Andrea didn’t tell her herself, and he says, she couldn’t. She knew how much Molly wanted this baby and how devastated she’d be. She could barely even face him. Fortunately, Andrea is all right. She says, fortunate? What’s fortunate about them losing their baby? He says he didn’t mean it like that. He’s sorry. He’s hurting just as much as she is. She says she knows. She didn’t mean to snap at him like that. She’s relieved Andrea’s okay, but their baby’s gone. He says he’s so sorry, and holds her. There’s a knock at the door, and Alexis says, it’s mom. Molly left her tablet at the restaurant, and she has it. Molly opens the door, and falls into Alexis’s arms, sobbing.

Austin says he’s not sure what the terms are of Mason’s deal, and Ava says, why is she not surprised? He says he’s not even sure there’s a deal at all. It’s just a rumor at this point. She says she didn’t hear him deny it, and he says, deny what? She says, that Mason is working for Cyrus Renault. Which means Austin is working for Cyrus Renault. All that time she was being blackmailed with threats and she thought, if she just does what they want, then the body of her husband will be returned to her. Turns out though, he isn’t even dead. Austin says, but that’s great though, right? and she says, all the pressure he put on her to do things she didn’t want to do. To spy on Sonny and hire that con artist Betty to spend time with her daughter. All the sleepless nights believing she had killed Nikolas, thinking she’d go to prison for it. And all of this because of his boss or bosses who were too dangerous to cross. Does any of this ring a bell to him? How many times did he refer to these people? Well, it turns out there was just one person, right? Cyrus Renault. And he could have told her that months ago. He could have told her that Nikolas was alive. Why didn’t he tell her?

Alexis says she’s so sorry. She can’t even fathom how upset Molly and TJ must be right now. Molly says she still doesn’t understand how this happened. They were so careful. They reviewed all of Andrea’s medical records. She had no trouble with her first pregnancy. There was no reason to believe she couldn’t carry their baby to term. Alexis says, it’s traumatic for both of them. There aren’t any words, but she’s here for them, whatever they need. Molly says she knows, and TJ thanks her. Molly says she was looking forward to putting her hand on Andrea’s belly, feeling their baby kick. They were almost to the point of ultrasounds and imaging, and knowing if they were having a boy or a girl. Now their baby’s gone. Alexis puts her arm around Molly, and Molly leans on her shoulder.

Josslyn says she’s really sorry, but obviously Adam needs someone with more availability than her. She’s helping her mom out at Kelly’s. She has volleyball practice, volleyball games, and a heavy courseload. She’s barely skating through. Adam says, she helped him pass the last exam, but she says she didn’t. That was all him. He’s so smart. There’s like 100 kids in their Organic Chem class, and 90% of them fail their first time around. That means he could probably find someone who’s taking it for a second time to help him, but that’s just not her. He says, she already helped him. Remember her handwritten notes? He’s started doing that. She’s helped him a lot in ways she doesn’t even know. She says she’s really sorry, and he says, no worries. It’s cool. He’ll see her later. He leaves, and Josslyn and Dex go into her room. Dex says, that was a lot, and she says she feels really bad. Dex asks, what’s the deal with him? and she says, he thinks he’s going to fail this class, but he’s not going to. He’s so smart. He understands the material. Dex says, so what’s his problem? and she says, his parents, from what he’s told her. The last time they were studying together, he said they were putting immense pressure on him. She thinks the pressure is crushing him. She doesn’t know how much more he can take.

Dante asks where Sam is headed with this, and she says she’s just throwing it out there, but think about it. Anna and Valentin first met in the WSB, and Charlotte’s first act of vandalism was to paint murderer on Anna’s front door after she was exposed in the media for being a traitor. He says, right, and Valentin had at least one brush with prosecution for the crimes he committed, right? She says, yes, and Charlotte would remember that. She’s a smart kid. He says, so maybe she thinks it’s unfair that Anna got to walk free, and Sam says, exactly. If Charlotte believes Anna is guilty, she probably thinks Anna should be punished for her past crimes.

Anna says, there’s no evidence that Charlotte tried to burn her house, and Sonny asks if anyone’s tried to find any, but she says, no. Charlotte’s not an official suspect. She’s not even a person of interest for the PCPD. And if Anna has any say in the matter, she won’t be. She needs help, not prosecution. She’s just a kid. He says he understands, and she says, there is video footage of Charlotte breaking into her hotel suite. Valentin managed to get rid of it. He says, so Valentin knew? and she says, yeah. He’s known for the past month his daughter was stalking her. He chose not to tell her. And because of that, she had absolutely no reason to even imagine that the intruder in her apartment was a child. He said he was keeping silent to protect them, but she thinks him keeping silent has just destroyed them. Sonny asks if Valentin knows that.

Haven says, they want Deception to commit to another appearance by Sasha and Cody, and Maxie says, that’s interesting, because two hours ago, Haven didn’t even want Cody on her stage. Haven says she’s a businesswoman first and foremost. Selling is her middle name. You have to connect to an audience, and you have to have a special kind of chemistry, and Sasha and Cody have that in spades.

Cody says, in the beginning, when he found out what Gladys was doing to Sasha and he tried to stop it, it wasn’t about her. Sasha asks what it was about, and he says, obviously, it was about her, but it was about more than that. It was about justice and helping someone in trouble. But then he started caring about that someone.

Austin says, everything he did was to try and protect Ava. He knows how this might sound, but he thought, the less she knew about what was happening, the better. She says, the better for him. The less she knew, the easier it was for him to manipulate her. The less she knew, the easier it was for him to pretend to be her ally, pretend to be her rescuer, pretend to be her friend. He says he didn’t pretend, but she says, the whole time, he was just playing her. He was following orders from Cyrus, and he lied to her face. He says, this has nothing to do with Cyrus. He didn’t get close to her because Cyrus told him to. He got close to her because he really likes the way it feels to be close to her. And he doesn’t like the way it feels to not be close to her. The feelings he has for her are very real. They’re very powerful. He’s not going to stand here and deny that. Everything he did, he did because he wanted to save her.

Dante says, Sam might just be onto something. Everyone close to Anna knows there were extenuating circumstances around the things she did in her past, but over the years, she’s worked really hard to overcome and redeem herself. Sam says, but Charlotte is just a kid, and she sees things in black and white. And she tends to take things to the extreme. He says, in her mind, maybe she was doing things she thought would help her father, and Sam asks if he’s sure it was Charlotte that burned Anna’s house down. Is there any physical evidence? He says, at this point, it’s just a theory, and it’s going to stay that way, because Anna doesn’t want Charlotte looked at as a person of interest in this investigation.

Anna says she hasn’t spoken to Valentin since he said his daughter was stalking her, and Sonny asks if he’s reached out to her. She says, no. His focus is on Charlotte, as obviously it should be. If this had happened to Robin or Emma, their well-being would be her priority too. He says, him too, if it was any of his kids, and she says she has other things that concern her, just trying to piece them together. He says, like what? and she says, Charlotte thinks she shot her on purpose. A child actually believes she intentionally tried to kill them. He says, Charlotte won’t always believe that. Eventually, she’s going to know the truth. Anna says she doesn’t even know what the truth is anymore. She swears she doesn’t.

Molly says, Alexis couldn’t have shown up at a better time, and Alexis says she’s glad she did. She’s just a phone call away if either of them needs her. Molly thanks her and asks if TJ has told his family. He says he was in a bit of shock after Andrea told him. His head was spinning, so he went to see Portia. He needed someone to talk to and he knows she’ll keep his confidence; she won’t tell anyone. After he talked to Portia, he called Molly and asked her to come home. Molly says she knew something was wrong. She could hear it in his voice. She just never imagined it was this. They’ll have to tell their families. Alexis tells them to do that when they’re ready. They’ve both suffered a big loss here. So just take their time. Molly says she wants to get it over with. Will Alexis tell Sam and Kris? She doesn’t think she can tell them. Alexis says she’ll take care of it for Molly if Molly wants her to, and Molly says she does. TJ says he should tell his mom himself, but everyone else… Alexis says she’ll take care of it, as long as they take care of each other. They don’t have to worry about anything. Molly thanks her and says she doesn’t think she can face anybody right now. Not even her sisters. Alexis hugs her.

Josslyn tells Dex that she guesses Adam is doing the best he can, considering all of the pressure his parents are putting him under. She would probably crack. Dex, on the other hand, does well under pressure, maybe even thrives off of it, but not everybody’s wired like that. He says he thinks they all have different levels of stress they can deal with. It’s about learning how to deal with it and not letting it consume you. She says, that’s probably where his military training kicks in. She knows Adam doesn’t know how to handle it. He actually equates a 92% with failure. It sounds funny, but it’s actually really sad. He can’t enjoy what he’s learning, he can celebrate his accomplishments. He has these tough parents. He’s stressed out all the time. He’s probably been that way since he’s a kid. Dex says, that’s really too bad. It explains a lot about him though. That’s what’s so special about her. She’s always sticking up for people. She says, it doesn’t seem like anyone’s in Adam’s corner, but Dex says, he has her. If there’s anyone who can help him, it’s her. He kisses her.

On the phone, Adam tells his dad that he’s studying… He is… He has a great group of friends he studies with… Yes. Mom told him how important this semester is. He knows… Yes, he agrees. It’s… He’s doing everything he’s supposed to be doing… No. He promises he’s not doing that anymore… He’s fine. Really.

Austin says he’s going to tell Ava the truth, and she asks if he’s capable of that. He says, as it turns out, yes, he is. Many years ago, Cyrus showed up in Pautuck. He set up an operation to import merchandise and went into business with Austin’s family. He was a legit… He seemed like a legitimate businessman. He gave Mason a job. She says, as the local kidnapper? and Austin says, as a distributor… Well, okay, he was a trucker. And Cyrus paid for Austin’s medical school, and that’s where things started to get a little dicey. Because in Cyrus’s mind, he was in business with Austin’s family and foot the bill for Austin’s medical education, so he owned Austin. So when the opportunity came up for him to get an early release from Pentenville, he wanted Austin to testify on his behalf. Ava says, and he jumped at the chance, right? So his big boss could be free. He says, of course (🍷) not. Cyrus forced him to. He had to do what Cyrus wanted him to do because he got Mason to kidnap her. Cyrus knew he would do whatever he asked, because Cyrus knew he cared about her. His feelings for Ava were Cyrus’s leverage. So he told the judge what Cyrus wanted him to, because the deal was, if he did that, Mason would let her go. Mason wasn’t supposed to kill her. Everything he did, he did because he wanted to save her. Please. She has to believe him.

Haven tells Maxie, Sasha did great today, but she didn’t do it alone. And she doubts Sasha would have done half as well without that hunky cowboy.

Cody tells Sasha, the night they spent hiding out at the cabin together, it changed, the way he felt about her. Obviously, he liked her before, ever since they shared biscotti at the Quartermaine’s, and he was furious about what Gladys was doing to her. But at the cabin, he got to see what a strong, powerful, wonderful woman she is, and the time they’ve been spending together is fun, but there’s more than that. Every time he sees her, he just keeps thinking, when is he going to see her again? She says, please. He has to stop.

Sonny says he knows if Anna had any idea Charlotte was in the apartment, she wouldn’t have pulled out her gun and shot a child. Anna says, of course (🍷) not. God no. But she was ready to shoot the person that she did think was inside there. He asks why she was so convinced the person at her apartment was a lethal threat, and she says, evidence she found. Evidence that could be really damaging to someone high up in intelligence circles. This person did not want his past screw-ups to see the light of day, and she worked with him back at the WSB. And she documented everything, and she kept it. He asks, where is this documented evidence, and does she still think he’s a threat?

Haven tells Maxie that she’s been on with Sasha three times now, and the difference between Sasha alone and Sasha with Cody is night and day.

Sasha tells Cody, everything he just said was so sweet and so reassuring. She appreciates everything he’s done for her so much. She knows she’d still be at Ferncliff if it wasn’t for him. He says, but, and she says, but she’s still mourning Liam and Brando. She’s rushed past her grief before, and she realized that was a mistake. She can’t make that mistake again. She has to be a whole person again before she can be with someone else.

Ava says she was deeply disappointed in herself for falling for Austin’s lies. Now she sees maybe he’s fallen for them himself. Does he really think he did everything he could to save her because he testified on behalf of Cyrus? Did he ever think about maybe going to Sonny? Maybe he could have even gone to the cops. He could have come clean. He could have told them that Cyrus was running the show and Mason was following his orders. He says, no, he couldn’t do that, but she says, he could. He wouldn’t. He wouldn’t risk going against Cyrus because he cares far too much about saving his own skin than he did about saving her.

Josslyn says, he needs to stop blowing up her phone, and Dex says, Adam? She says, no. Spencer. Dex asks if it’s about Trina, and she says, yes. She won’t respond to any of his calls or texts. So now he’s asking her to mediate, but she doesn’t want to break Trina’s confidence. She also doesn’t want to lie to him. Dex asks if she thinks she should get in the middle of it, and she says she’ll try, but they’re both her friends. She cares about them both. She just hates to see them like this.

Adam takes a prescription bottle out of his desk drawer and shakes a couple of pills into his hand. He takes them and chugs some water. He sits down and puts his head in his hands for a moment, then opens his book.

Anna goes to her apartment and opens the door carefully. She sees the bloodstain on the carpet and flashes back to shooting Charlotte. She goes to the trunk and flips through the folders, tossing stuff aside. She looks stunned.

Dante tells Sam, Anna has made it clear she doesn’t want Charlotte investigated. Even though Charlotte possibly burned down her house, nothing justifies Anna shooting her. Sam agrees, and says, there’s no justification for the shooting. It was a tragic accident. (New drinking game perhaps?) He says, but it’s conflated for Anna. She wants to protect Charlotte and make sure no more harm comes to her. He doesn’t blame her for that. Sam agrees, and Dante’s phone rings. He says, it’s Anna, and asks, what’s going on? Is she all right? She says, no. Can he meet her at Maxie’s apartment? It’s important.

Austin says he was trying to save Ava. He was really just trying to help. She asks if he wants to know what saved her. It wasn’t him. Josslyn Jax, Dante Falconari and Sonny’s guy Dex Heller realized she was missing when she didn’t pick up Avery, and they tracked her down. If it had been left up to him, she’d be down at the bottom of a ravine. He’s no hero. He’s a skulking coward (with a great haircut – told you there would be more than Finn), following orders he knew were wrong, all the while complaining it wasn’t his fault. He says he did what Cyrus asked him to do because he knows firsthand what will happen if Cyrus doesn’t get his way. She says she hates him, and he says he knows. He’s sorry. He’s truly sorry he dragged her into all of this. He really cares about her. She tells him, get out, then screams, get out! Get out! Get out! He gets out.

Cody says, just to clarify, is that a no, never or no for now? and Sasha says, it’s a no for now. But she doesn’t know how long that will last, and it isn’t fair for her to ask him to wait for something that may never happen. He deserves better than that. He says, she’s not asking him to wait; he’s offering. She says, no, but he says, it’s his decision to make. He made it. If nothing ends up happening, that’s okay too. He doesn’t consider himself a hopeful person, but she’s given him hope that better things are coming for him. The next time Maxie calls him for a modeling gig, he won’t pick up the phone. Okay? He leaves.

Maxie tells Haven, Deception stands firmly behind the renewal of Sasha’s contract. She has no doubt Sasha can handle her spokesmodel duties alone, but Haven is right about one thing. Haven asks, what’s that? and Maxie says, Sasha and Cody do make a great team and Deception has big plans for them.

Alexis knocks at Sam’s door, and Sam asks, what’s wrong? Come inside. Alexis says she just came from Molly and TJ’s. Andrea, their surrogate, had a miscarriage. They lost their baby. Sam hugs her and says she’s so sorry.

TJ says, Molly hasn’t put her tablet down since her mom left, and Molly says she’s deleting all evidence of websites where she looked at baby clothes, baby furniture, and about early childhood development. There’s no need to keep websites about decorating a nursery. She should have just listened to her instincts, but she got so excited, she couldn’t help getting caught up in the fantasy. Now she’s awake. She’s not going to look at one website, order one stick of furniture, or so much as a onesie until the baby is born and in her arms. He says, if there’s a next time, it will be without Andrea, and she asks if he’s blaming Andrea for the miscarriage. He says, of course (🍷) not. He knows it wasn’t her fault. But he saw her. She was devastated to lose their baby, and she told him that she can’t go through this again. So if they want to have a child, they have to look for another surrogate.

On the phone, Sonny says he needs Brick to do a deep dive into this guy Jameson Forsythe. He worked for the WSB years ago with Anna Devane.

Dante meets Anna at the apartment, and she thanks him for coming. She points to the trunk and says, all of these reports and documents are from her years with the WSB. As he can see, she recorded everything, including incriminating information on a man who was pretty high up in the Bureau. He ran the intelligence circle. So she made this initial discovery on Halloween. She found an incriminating memo, then an entry in one of her personal notebooks that backed up this memo. She wanted Robert to see it, so she took it over to show him. Then she thought she should come back to see if there are any additional documents, documents she knew were in this trunk when she went to Robert. Obviously, she couldn’t look through it that night because of Charlotte. So she came back right now and thought she’d look through these reports… He says, and now they’re gone? She says, all the documents she took over to show Robert, and any other information she might have had on this man is gone.

Tomorrow, Curtis asks if he can offer Trina some parental advice; Josslyn tells Spencer that he needs to see this for himself; and Michael asks Carly to tell him about this offer.

Southern Charm

Paige tells Craig that she likes to hear the birds in the morning. NYC only has pigeons. Craig asks if the pigeons talk, but after a long pause, she says she doesn’t know. I just included this because it’s a good question. I don’t know either.

Patricia moves a pillow a quarter inch because no doubt its placement is bothering her. She tells Whitney that the next time he’s out of town, she’s burning his shirt. He accuses her of throwing out his comic book collection, but she promises him, it’s upstairs in big plastic tubs. Shep comes over, and says, Avon calling, which is incredibly dated. Whitney says, Randy is off, so he’ll make martinis. They hear him cursing as he crushes the ice. He brings the drinks out, and Patricia says, too much vermouth. Bleh. I know that taste, and I will send a martini back for that. In Patricia’s interview, she says, Whitney doesn’t know how to make cocktails. He has other charms, but making drinks is not one of them. Shep tells them about waking up next to Taylor, and Whitney says, Shep can’t be leading her on. Shep says, they just kissed. He thinks Taylor wanted more, but they’ve been good about not backsliding. He doesn’t want it to happen again. Patricia says, there are a zillion attractive young people in Charleston. Why does this group sleep with each other? In her interview, she says, it’s beyond her. It’s incestuous, and she doesn’t get it. She reminds Shep about the guy’s dinner she has every year, and we flash back to those, and Patricia saying, they will have Peter Pan Syndrome in perpetuity. She says she’s thinking of maybe trying to elevate it, and Shep says, good luck. She says she’s getting a chef who does menus for British royalty, and Shep asks if British food isn’t famously bad, but she says, it’s what’s served for royal dining at Buckingham Palace. She shows him a handwritten menu from one of the dinners, and in her interview, she says she thought the aspect of royalty would make the guys feel like British aristocrats and inspire them to behave themselves. Ha-ha-ha! Good luck with that. She hands Whitney a decorative tin, and he reads, The Prince of Whales and the Duchess of Cornwall. She says, it’s a piece of Prince Charles and Camilla’s wedding cake. They sent it to her, and it’s been in the freezer since 2005. Shep says, let’s have it, but Patricia says, no. True story. We saved the top of ours because you’re supposed to eat it on your first anniversary. Our freezer wasn’t very big, so my MIL kept it in hers. Literally the night before our anniversary, my BIL ate it, not realizing what it was. I can’t imagine it tasted that great, but still.

In the car, Craig whines that Paige has to go back tomorrow, and Paige whines that the weather in New York is 40 and raining. They go to lunch, and Craig asks how she feels the house is coming along. She says she loves it, and Craig says, it’s becoming put together and organized like a real house. He wanted Paige to have somewhere she felt at home. Paige says she was wondering, what if she was with child? (her words) and she got nervous. Her first thought was that she’d have to move to Charleston. Craig says he always wanted a family, and Paige asks if he’s trying to marry her. He says, one day. He fantasizes about it. She says, it’s the biggest decision of your f***ing life. They’ve only been together a year and a half, and she still feels that they’re young. In Craig’s interview, he says, they’ve faced a lot of obstacles, many of them put there by Paige, but not unfairly. They’re living in different places. He says he knows she’s concerned about having a social circle in Charleston, and she says she wants to be able to hang out, but to be honest, girls are the worst and making friends in your 30s is different. She likes Madison. (Why?) Craig asks if she’d hang out with Madison, and Paige says, Madison would be in her friend group. I’m not sure exactly what that means. Like, no one-on-ones? Craig says, all he needs to do is get her pregnant, and like Patricia with the cake, she says, no.

Rod meets Leva at a bar – maybe her bar, I wasn’t paying attention – and they have espresso martinis. She says, when people get messy, she and Rod don’t do that. They were always more scared of their parents than jail. In Rod’s interview, he says he’s known Leva for 14 years. There aren’t a lot of Persians in Charleston. Leva says, everyone comes to her when they meet someone new because she knows everyone. She told Olivia that Rod was solid. In Leva’s interview, she says, Rod is a party guy, but she thinks he’s serious about settling down. Not like the Lost Boys in Charleston. He’s a good catch. Rod says he thought he and Olivia had momentum, but he felt something was off. Olivia pulls away and gravitates to Austen. We flash back to Olivia telling Rod that he’s the perfect guy, but she has hesitation about getting into a relationship. Leva says, Olivia feels the safety in the devil she knows. In her mind, she thought Austen was great, and she’s not capable of being broken right now. Now she’s vulnerable, and Austen slithered in and leaned in. I don’t know if Austen’s smart enough to make that calculated of a move. I actually think he does these things because he’s the weak link and not too bright.

JT – who I consistently want to call RJ or TJ – brings a picnic basket to the park, and Taylor meets him. He’s brought charcuterie and champagne which is okay in my book. In JT’s interview, he says, Taylor is very social, and they went to Europe together. She’s a good woman and they clicked. He feels like he’s known twenty years, even though it’s only been one or two. They toast to surviving, and he says, the Shep thing was hard to watch, but he had her back. But after watching that unfold, Taylor and Shep woke up together. Taylor says, the kissing was more like an apology. They’ve slept in the same room plenty of times. JT says, familiarity, and Taylor says, the second they broke up, she should have gotten a therapist. JT says, she got burned, and now she has a flamethrower and she’s burning everyone. She burned Shep with Austen, and then Olivia. She’s a queen, but don’t abuse the power. Taylor says she thinks she caught Austen off-guard; she initiated it and takes full responsibility. JT says, that’s a bombshell, and in Taylor’s interview, she says, it’s not the first time it’s happened where a couple breaks up, and the best friend and boyfriend come together. There could have been a connection, but there wasn’t. She tells JT that she didn’t want to hurt Olivia; she wanted to hurt Shep. It sucks and she doesn’t know if it will get better.

Whitney sits outside and calls Shep. He says, they’re having the guy’s dinner, and Shep say he can’t wait. Whitney says, his mom f***ed up her back and she’s laid up. We see a clip of Whitney bringing Patricia coffee in bed, and her telling him that you’d think he’d know how his own mother likes her coffee after 82,000 years. In Patricia’s interview, she says, it’s a cautionary tale. She got out of bed and ended up flat on her back on the floor in excruciating pain. The result was a compression fracture. It takes months to heal if you’re younger, and she’s no spring chicken. Whitney tells Shep that the attire is smoking jackets. Which seems odd for a formal British dinner, but what do I know?

Madison meets Venita for lunch, and Venita says she’s dressing for the mood she wants to be in. She just got back from Fashion Week, which was ten times busier this year. Madison says she couldn’t keep up with Venita’s Instagram, and in Madison’s interview, she says, Venita is like a supermodel. That’s why she likes her. Madison asks what’s going on with Manny, and we see a clip of her telling Manny that it’s their anniversary tomorrow. It’s unclear between them exactly how many months, but it’s close to a year. Go, Venita and Manny! Venita asks what it’s like to be married long distance, and Madison says she has joint custody with her ex, so if she can be separated from her child for short periods, she can be separated from her husband. Although the dynamics might change since they’re talking about having a baby. This time, she wants it planned, and wants them to take their time. They literally fall asleep holding hands. Venita says, look at them with a husband and a boyfriend. Who would have thought?

Craig meets Austen for drinks and says he’d be happy living on an island bartending. Austen says he got two texts from Olivia, and Craig says, there are unresolved feelings. Olivia wants to like him, but then she remembers he did something nefarious. Austen says, that’s why he’s not jumbling up her mind any further, and Craig says he doesn’t want to be preachy with Austen, but what about his theory on spending time with an ex? Austen insists he can compartmentalize. He’s being a friend. In Craig’s interview, he says he thinks Austen fell in that hole trying to figure out how to do the right thing. In Austen’s interview, he says, Shep seemingly forgave him, but he knows it’s not the last he’s heard of it. Austen tells Craig that Shep had just said he had fun cheating on Taylor, and she ended up in his bed. He won’t be there to pick up the pieces next time. In his interview, Austen says he wants Taylor to respect herself and demand respect from others, but she’s not listening. You can lead a horse to water… You know the rest. Austen says he’s not talking to either one of them. There’s no point anymore.  

At Patricia’s house, the chef (whose name I don’t catch, or it wasn’t there) tells Whitney that the guests should be in their seats and ready for the Beef Wellington at 6:40. In Whitney’s interview, he says, if it was up to him, he wouldn’t do a royal dinner patterned after an anachronistic monarch. Sorry, Chuck. The chef tells the servers how to do proper service and says, they’re just penguins for the night. Whitney doesn’t know where anything is, and in his interview, he says he’s been to a lot of formal dinners, but he’s not usually the host. He calls Patricia upstairs and asks if the centerpieces should be on the table. (Really?) She says, they can’t have a nude table. Whitney says, it’s like something from the 1790s, and she tells him, that’s her era. Don’t give her a hard time. Go with the flow and enjoy it. Shep arrives first, followed by Rodrigo. Craig and Austen take a golf cart, and Patricia tells Whitney to put a weewee pad on the white sofa for Craig. We flash back to Craig spilling wine on the sofa, and Rodrigo says, Craig was talking marriage with Paige and she kind of got cold feet. Shep says, she might have a different plan than a picket fence and a pool, when Craig and Austen come in. Craig says, we’re here, bitches, which is super British royalty classy. Shep toasts to Patricia, saying, may she be in better health soon. Shep asks, what’s up, since he hasn’t seen them in a hot minute. He tells Austen that Taylor’s dog Penny and her car are at his house. They had lunch today. I want to wipe the smirk off his face.

Crickets chirp for a moment, and Shep says, they didn’t. Craig asks if they did it in the mountains, but Shep says, they made out, then he passed out. He asks why Austen is so quiet, and Austen says he’s reveling in their company. Craig says he’s been a hermit recently, and he doesn’t hate it. Shep says he’d love to kick it with Paige more. He thinks she doesn’t know what Charleston is all about or doesn’t like Charleston, and Craig says, he’s not wrong, but right now, they want to be by themselves. Austen says, Paige likes that, and Shep says, he should drag her out. They never see her. Craig says she was talking about being 30, and Shep says, he’s 43, which makes him even worse than I thought. He thinks travel is the answer, and Craig says, it sounds crazy, but he and Paige had planned to go to Jamaica. They should all go as friends.

Dinner is served, and Whitney says, game on. They’re ready to rumble. He hits a gong and the dogs bark. Austen gripes that his name is spelled wrong on his place card, but I counter that maybe he spells his name wrong. The chef says, Patricia had this meal at Buckingham Palace in 1974, and Shep says, good food, good meat, good God, let’s eat. Since he’s 43 going on 10. Craig says, usually Beef Wellington is served as hors d’oeuvres because no one wants to take the time to make it. He says, Whitney missed the party in the mountains, and the theatrics. What did he hear about it? Whitney says, not much. There was a ping-pong match. Austen says, Shep drank whiskey and went on a rampage, and Shep says, Austen doesn’t have a big moral leg to stand on in this one. Austen crossed him and he chose to be a gentleman. Craig suggests Shep doesn’t know how to deal with the face his best friend hooked up with his ex. He thinks Shep is a lot angrier than he’s letting on. Austen says he wishes they’d had a conversation, and Shep says he meant everything he said. Craig says he has serious sh*t against what Austen did, but Shep is burying it. Austen says he feels bad and he’s trying to atone. Shep says he should be mad, but he’s been defending Austen inside his head. In the kitchen, the Baked Alaska is charred, and it looks amazing. Craig asks why Shep doesn’t say Austen doesn’t know how to be a friend. If one of them hooked up with Paige, he’d be livid. Shep says he’s a fairly happy human, and everything is going well. The Baked Alaska is brought out, and the chef points out the layers of chocolate and vanilla that Patricia wanted. I guess that’s in case Whitney reports back to her. Craig says, boys don’t know how to deal with their feelings, but Shep says he doesn’t care. Craig says, Shep’s not a superhero, and Rodrigo, who’s probably continually sorry he got involved with this group, says he’s going to hang out with the waiters. Shep gets up and says, I think we’re done here. Like it’s a business meeting gone bad. Whitney says, thanks for a compelling evening, and Shep heads for the door. Craig tells Shep that he’s showing he’s not bothered, but Craig knows he’s just boiling. Shep tells him that he said everything he needed to say, and Craig says he thinks it hurts too much for Shep to broach the subject. Rodrigo wisely chooses to make an exit, and Austen tells Whitney that Shep is doubling down on acting like there’s nothing wrong. Yoda Craig says, Shep’s decisions will eventually make him an angry person.

Craig says, Shep is better than this. He doesn’t want to lose friends because he’s an angry person. Shep says he’s got to run, and in Shep’s interview, he says he could tell Austen was shook. He lashed out and said things that needed to be said. It was an accumulation of things; Austen stringing Olivia along and stepping in on Taylor. At Patricia’s house, Whitney passes out cigars, and Craig suggests they smoke on the porch, so Whitney’s mom doesn’t get mad. Whitney asks where Shep is, and Craig says, he left. They go outside, where the cushions for the patio furniture have already been put in storage, so they lounge around the railing. Austen pees over the side, proving what a royally classy guy he is. Craig asks Whitney, if he was a betting man and the house was on the line, did Taylor and Austen do more than kiss? Austen says, they didn’t sleep together, and Whitney asks how the decision came about. Austen says, it takes two to tango. Taylor made a move on him. Whitney asks if they were watching TV or having drinks, and Austen says, they were jamming to music. Craig wants a reenactment and tells Austen to be Taylor, with Whitney being Austen. Austen poses Whitney looking away from him, comes up behind Whitney, and tells him, turn around. When he does, Austen makes a move as if to kiss him. Craig asks if Austen grabbed her boobs <sigh>, but Austen says, no. Whitney asks if there was tongue involved <heavier sigh>, and Craig says, there was sexual tension at the Commodore. Austen said, if Shep didn’t take Taylor home, he would have. Austen says, when Shep left, he and Taylor were talking about how fun it was to make out. They thought they could go for it, but didn’t. Craig says, so Austen waited until Taylor dated his buddy to make out with her. He has a last question. What did they think in the moment? Austen says he felt not bad. It was a brief moment with someone close. In Austen’s interview, he says, they didn’t end up dating. They talked about it and decided they’d be better off as friends. they thought they could bury it and keep it a secret. He tells Craig that the next day, they said, thank God they didn’t sleep together. Craig asks where it was, and Austen says, in his kitchen. Craig says, he thought it was in New York, and in his interview, he says he thought Taylor said it was in New York. We flash back to her saying it was after New York, and Craig says, regardless, the sleepovers happened recently. They kissed in New York and had a sleepover already. They’d already kissed and at a private sleepover, they wouldn’t just be making out. Craig is not bothered by pesky facts. Austen says, they kissed once, deal with it, and Craig says, Austen really f***ed up.

This is really the most ridiculous argument ever. Okay, maybe not ever, but close.

Next time… I wasn’t paying attention, but that trip to Jamaica is down the road.

🪇 Gourd Times…

Join me tomorrow for soap, and a cornucopia’s worth of nonsense and wisdom. Until then, stay safe, stay helping clean up after being a guest at dinner (and not just Thanksgiving dinner), and stay learning how to deal with stress and not letting it consume you.

January 17, 2023 – Nina Finds Out If She’s a Match, Talking Turkey, Returning, New Direction, Final Bow, Anniversary For One, About Those Critics & Warm

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Paris, France. As they walk into a hotel suite, Anna tells Valentin, it’s so frustrating. Four days, and nothing. He says, it’s not nothing. They now know the building in question is Victor’s stronghold. She says, but they have no way in, and they don’t know if that’s exactly where Lucy is being held. The whole thing is just a damn waste of time. He tells her to look on the bright side. They’re in Paris, and they’re together. He kisses her.

Michael kisses Willow’s forehead, and says, that’s from Wiley. And also – he kisses her bump – that’s for his little sister. She asks how their little smoocher is doing, and he says, fine. He’s just worried about his mama. She says she hates that she collapsed in front of him. He must be so scared. Michael says, Wiley will feel better once he meets his little sister, and she asks if he told Wiley that the baby is coming early. He says, not yet, but he does think they should fill Wiley in. Make him part of bringing the baby home so he doesn’t feel left out. She says she agrees. They’ll do all of that once the baby comes. He says, which has to happen before she can receive the bone marrow transplant. So if Nina does turn out to be a match, she can be induced as soon as tomorrow. She says she could, except she’s not willing to do that, and he asks what she’s saying. She tells him that she doesn’t want to deliver early. She wants the baby to come when she’s ready. He says, even if it costs her life?

Heather slips into Ryan’s room, saying, good morning, Ritchie. She waves her hand in front of his face, and says, don’t worry. It’s just her. She promises they won’t be disturbed. She locks the door, and he comes up behind her, startling her. He says, alone at last.

Esme comes out of the bathroom, fully dressed, and sees the guard with handcuffs. She asks if she has to. She’s been handcuffed so long, her wrists are sore. He says, sorry, his instructions, and she asks if he can’t wait until her lawyer gets here. He can put them on her when the two of them escort her to her hearing. There’s a knock at the door, and the guard opens it to Victor. Victor tells Esme that she looks lovely, and it’s so nice to see her up and about. She asks if she knows him, and he says, right. She can call him Uncle Victor.

Chase says he can’t believe Willow’s been battling leukemia all this time, and didn’t tell anyone, but Sasha says she gets it. Illness is a deeply private thing. He says he gets it, but now they know, so they can be here for Willow and Michael, and she says, right.

Sonny comes into the penthouse, and sees Nina pacing on the phone. She says she needs to confirm she’s a bone marrow donor match with Willow Tate… She has no idea why it’s taking so long. It was a cheek swab for a preliminary screening… Can they put her on a priority list? She’s trying to save… If they could just call her when they get the results, she’d appreciate it. She thanks them, and Sonny hugs her. He asks what time she got to bed, and she says, 4:30-ish; she’s not sure. Her mind is just racing. She has a daughter… Willow is her daughter; Nelle had a twin. She has another chance at being a mother. He says, it’s great. He’s happy for her. She says, and her bone marrow is going to save Willow.

Valentin hands Anna a glass of wine, and says, he thinks this will help. She thanks him, and he asks what she’s hoping to learn by looking at the map again. She says she’s just looking for something they might have missed, and he suggests they go over it one more time. She says, the building is under constant surveillance, and he says, naturally. She says, and the shifts are staggered, which means no two posts change guards at the same time. He says, there’s always someone at watch, and she says, which means they can’t attach themselves to an arriving group and just slip inside. He pats his leg, and she puts her feet in his lap. He says, they haven’t exhausted all their options. There’s always a variable; a fatal flaw. So they’ll find the weaknesses in Victor’s defenses, and exploit them. She says, then they’ll look for Lucy, and he says, she’ll most likely be unharmed. Anna sits up, and says, that’s supposed to make her feel better, but it doesn’t, because she got Lucy involved in this. And if anything happens to her…

The guard tells Victor that he can’t be here, but Victor assures him that he has no ill intent. The guard says he’s going to have to ask Victor to leave, and Esme says she knows it’s against procedure or whatever, but as he knows, she has no memory of who she is or what she’s done, and this man may have some answers that could help her. So if he could just give them a few minutes, please. The guard says, two minutes, and the door stays open. She thanks him, and he goes out to the hallway. Victor says, well played, but Esme says she wasn’t playing him. She just told him what she wanted. He’s her uncle? No one told her that she had family. He says he guesses his introduction was a bit misleading. His name is Victor Cassadine, and she’s carrying the next Cassadine heir. She says, so he’s here for the baby, not her, and he says, right now, the two of them are more than a bit inseparable. She guesses she shouldn’t be surprised. Apparently, she’s not a very good person. He says, apparently. So her memory is still a blank.

Nina looks at her phone, and Sonny says, that’s not going to make it ring any faster. She says she can’t help it. She feels like this amazing gift has been dropped in her lap, and it can all go away just as quickly. She has a daughter. One she didn’t know about. She’s in the hospital, fighting for her life, a life she doesn’t want Nina to be a part of, but Nina’s bone marrow is going to save her. He says, Willow’s as stunned by the news as Nina is. Everyone is just trying to wrap their head around her being Willow’s mother. She says, except for Carly. She knew for months; almost a year. She didn’t tell them. She just sat and watched Nina and Willow tear into each other about Wiley, and didn’t say a word. She’ll never forget that.

Michael says, Dr. Randolph has been very clear that Willow has to deliver the baby before she receives the transplant, and she has to receive the transplant to live. Willow agrees that Terry has been clear, and he says, she’s eight months along. Having the baby now will pose minimal risk. She says, premature babies can have health problems that affect their entire lives. She’s stable right now. If they wait another week or two, it could make all the difference in the quality of their daughter’s life. He says, the longer she waits, the more the leukemia will progress, and the less likely the transplant will work. He doesn’t want to risk her life more than they already have. She says, more than she already has, but he says, it’s always we. He doesn’t want their children to grow up without a mother. He doesn’t even want to imagine life without her.

Heather says, someone’s feeling frisky this morning, and Ryan says, their daughter is still in police custody. She says she told him that she’d take care of that. What is he so nervous about? As soon as someone else gets hooked, while Esme’s still in custody, the cops will have to let her go. He says, yet no one has died since she’s been arrested. What’s the hold up? She says she may have had a little snag; just a teeny weeny bump in the road. Her favorite security guard Dietrich got fired for stealing. He says, she has to be kidding, and she says she knows. Good help is hard to find these days. The point is, she no longer has easy access in and out of Spring Ridge right now. Bummer. He says, yeah.

Esme tells Victor, the only reason she knows her own name is because someone told it to her, and now she can go to prison for something she doesn’t know if she did or not. He asks what her attorney has to say about her potential incarceration, and she tells him, Mr. Grey says if she can find out where she’s been the past few months, he might be able to prove she’s not the killer. But given everything everyone says she did, she’s starting to think it might be better if she never remembers who she used to be. Revenge porn? He says he’s not one to judge, but she says, that seems pretty judge-worthy. He says, as soon as she stops caring what other people think, the freer she and her conscience will be, and she says, right. She thinks their two minutes are up, so if there’s anything specific he wants to ask her… He says he’s only here because he’s worried about her, and she says, he means the baby. He says, her, the baby, the future. What are her plans after she leaves the hospital? She says, her immediate plans are going to court, and then, who knows? She’s just hoping she won’t end up in prison. Martin walks in, and says, Victor is here. He’ll have a talk with his sister, the mayor, about that. He asks if Victor is bothering Esme, but she says, not at all. Are they headed to the courthouse now? Martin says, not yet. They need to strategize before her arraignment. Victor wonders how much strategy is required to get a pregnant woman with amnesia off on bail, and Esme says, the police think she killed three people. Victor says, indeed they do, but they have no physical evidence tying her to those crimes. Martin asks to have a word in the hall alone with Victor, and tells Esme that he’ll be right back. Victor says he’ll be in touch, and they leave.

In the hallway, Martin asks what Victor wants, but Victor says he’s merely looking out for his family. Esme is the mother of his great niece or nephew, and he wants to do anything he can to help her. Martin says, if that’s the case, why doesn’t he stay away? The last thing his client needs right now is to be seen in the company of an unrepentant sociopath. Victor says, Martin is forgetting himself, and Martin says, Victor will have to forgive him. He might remember his manners better if he wasn’t worried sick about his poor Lucy. He’s concerned he might not be doing the best for his clients because he hasn’t been able to think straight since Lucy disappeared. Victor says, he means, since Anna Devane shot Lucy, but Martin says, that’s the thing. They never did find Lucy’s body. Just like Victor’s nephew – twice. Imagine that. And while hope remains alive, the uncertainty that he might never see Lucy again doesn’t do anyone any good, least of all his client. Victor suggests Martin speak plainly. How dos he think the fate of that unfortunate girl has anything to do with Esme Prince? Martin says he’s afraid if he can’t focus on the case, she’s going to end up having her baby behind bars… in Pentenville.  

Nina tells Sonny that she knew Carly hated her, but even at her worst, she didn’t think Carly was capable of doing this to her again. That Carly could keep her from – not once, but twice – her children. First Nelle, then Willow. He says he’s mad as hell at Carly right now. He doesn’t care how Carly felt about Nina. She had no right to hide the fact that Nina is Willow’s mother. Nina says she’s beyond mad. She didn’t think anything would hurt as much as finding out Nelle was her daughter until after she was dead, but this… Knowingly keeping her from her living daughter. Nina cries, and says, Carly sat by and watched her and Willow turn their relationship into this toxic thing, and didn’t say anything. Then Nina heard Willow say, this doesn’t change anything between them. It just rips her heart out of her body. He tells her, sit down, and Nina tells him that Willow said she thinks so little of Nina, she wanted to know what Nina wanted in return for her bone marrow. She’d give Willow her life. Sonny says, Willow now has to figure out what going on, and Nina says, but things would been different if they’d known they were mother and daughter. If Carly had told her, she would have never acted that way. She wouldn’t have pushed so hard to get Wiley. What if by her trying so desperately to hold on to her grandson… What if that’s what makes her lose Wiley… and Willow… and the baby. He says, she’s going get through this, and holds her as she sobs.

The reception nurse asks how she can help Michael, and he asks if he can talk to Terry. The nurse says, she’s in a consultation right now, but she’ll tell Terry when she’s available. Chase and Sasha come in, and Chase asks how Michael is doing. Is he hanging in there? Michael says he’s trying, and Sasha asks if something happened to Willow. She’s worse? Michael says, no, she’s stable. The biggest danger Willow is facing right now is herself. He knows he shouldn’t be arguing with Willow right now. She needs to save her strength to fight this thing, but she’s not listening to reason. Chase suggests they take a walk and get some fresh air, and Sasha says she’ll sit with Willow, but Michael says he doesn’t want to leave. Chase says, then maybe just a lap around the floor, and Michael says he can do that. He asks Sasha to call him if anything happens, and she promises she will.

Willow tells the baby that her dad is worried about both of them, but she promises she’s going to protect the baby as long as she possibly can. And she’ll always put the baby first.

Martin tells Victor, sooner or later, everybody’s luck runs out. When he finds Lucy, he’ll know what happened. Victor says he’s sure Martin will… if he finds her. Martin says, here’s hoping, and asks Victor to excuse him. He must be getting to court. One thing he and Victor can agree on, it behooves them all to do what they can to see justice served.

Anna says she’s sorry Valentin wasn’t with Charlotte for Christmas, and he says, that hurt. They were able to get a message to Laura on Christmas Day, so Charlotte knows he’s all right. He’s grateful for that. Anna says she thinks Laura is changing her opinion about him, but he says he wouldn’t say that. He thinks she’s tolerating him for Charlotte’s sake. He considers that a victory, but Anna says she thinks it’s more than that. Laura’s giving him credit for good intentions. He says, let’s not go crazy, when there’s a knock at the door. She asks if he’s expecting someone, but he says he doesn’t know, and asks, who’s there? in French. A child’s voice, also in French, says, it’s me, Antoine, and Valentin opens the door, inviting a little boy in. He asks if Antoine was followed, but he says, no, sir. He was careful like Valentin told him to be. Valentin asks what intel Antoine has for him, and Antoine says, when his father came home today, he was complaining again about an American woman who never stops talking. When he’s finally able to get away from her, she always says, ciao and ta. Today he says, she tried brain him with a serving tray. Valentin and Anna look at each other, and say, Lucy.

Sasha asks if she can come in, and Willow says, yes. Sasha hugs her, and she asks if Sasha has seen Michael. Sasha says, he’s with Chase, and Willow says she’s glad he has someone to talk to. She assumes Sasha knows, and Sasha says she knows about the leukemia, and that Willow delayed treatment because of her pregnancy. She thinks it was a brave choice. She would have done anything to save Liam. Willow says she knew Sasha would understand, and Sasha says, but Michael doesn’t?

Michael says, Chase knows how Willow is always putting everyone else’s needs before her own. Now they have a potential donor. Chase says, that’s great, and Michael says, if it doesn’t fall through like the last one, and if Willow doesn’t delay treatment for too long.

Willow tells Sasha, you know how relatives are supposed to make the best donors? She’s been searching for her birth mother… Sasha says, oh my God. Willow found her? Willow says, they did. Here in Port Charles. Sasha asks how that’s not good news, and Willow says, according to a DNA test, her birth mother is Nina.

Sonny says he just wants Nina to know, it’s not as bad as it seems, and she says, optimism looks good on him. He says, the lab is going to call her and tell her that she’s a viable donor for Willow. The transplant’s going to save her life, and when she’s healthy, she’ll realize she deserves Nina for a mother. She says, he can’t promise that, but he says he can. She says, how? and he says he talked to Michael last night, and he opened up a little bit. Not like it used to be, but more than they’ve talked in a year. She says, that’s wonderful, and he says he saw the son he thought he’d lost forever. There’s something he realized. As long as there’s life, there’s always hope.

Willow tells Sasha, the most selfish, vindictive person she knows, the one she fought to keep from Wiley, that’s her mom. Sasha says she knows Willow and Nina don’t get along… and Willow says, that woman hated her from the moment they met. In fact, Nina hated her before she walked into Willow’s classroom. She was Charlotte’s teacher, and Nina was convinced she had it in for Charlotte because she woudn’t accept that Charlotte was acting out. Sasha says, Nina is very protective of the people she loves, but Willow says, Nina is toxic. It’s literally horrifying to think they’re related. She was better off with Harmony. Sasha asks if Willow is thinking of refusing the transplant if Nina is the donor.

Ryan says, Esme going to prison wasn’t part of his plan, and Heather says, good. That would be a terrible plan. He says he needs her free. His daughter – Heather says, their daughter – their daughter can’t move without surveillance? Then how is she supposed to help him reunite with Ava? Heather says, Ava? She doesn’t give a damn about Ava. She’s not doing this for Ava. She’s doing this for herself and her baby girl. Steven Lars was ripped out of her arms when he was a child. Franco had to grow up without her. Esme is her last chance. He says, then don’t blow it. Stab someone. Anyone. As long as Esme’s alibi is unshakable. And don’t forget to include details only the police would know. They don’t want the police to think it’s a copycat. She says, don’t tell her how to do her job. She’s waited her whole life to have a relationship with her daughter; with her Esme. He says, no she hasn’t, and she says, now she’s within touching distance of her, does he think she’s going to let the cops lock her away somewhere she won’t get a chance to see her. And what about her baby? Prison is no place for a child. That’s their grandchild. He says, it’s better to leave the baby on the doorstep of some convent, and she says she did the best she could. It’s not fair. He’s already gotten a chance to see her, and spend time with her. She’s never even had a chance to speak with her. Esme probably doesn’t even know her name. He says, she doesn’t, but Heather says, she will, and she will be a part of Esme’s life. He says, dream big or go home, and she says she’s lived this long without her daughter, wondering where she is, just waiting for a glimpse of her baby girl. He says, now they’re back in fantasyland, and she says, mark her words. She’s going to set her daughter free if it’s the last thing she does. He says, great. How? She says, the only way she can. By busting out of here.

Nina looks at a photo of Madeline, and tells Sonny that she hated her mother. She was convinced her mother was cruel and self-absorbed. He says, two for two, and she says she was just an extension of Madeline, and she has to ask herself, what if Willow describes her that way; cruel and self-absorbed. He says, she’d be wrong, and Nina says, maybe not. He says he didn’t know Nina’s mother, but obviously, she didn’t understand love and family. Nina says, she had a firm grasp of inheritance law, and he says, when her mother took her children away from her, it broke her, just like Deke broke him. They have a hole inside of them. Their souls were ripped out by people they thought they could trust. Nina’s hurt people, and he’s hurt people. That’s because they feel too much. They love too much, and fight too hard because they react quickly. They drive away the people they love. They’re too much. She says, he’s not too much for her, and he says, she’s not too much for him either.

Valentin thanks Antoine, and says he’s been a great help. He gives Antoine some cash, and Antoine says, his pleasure, especially for this much money. Valentin asks him to promise not to tell anyone he was asking questions, and Antoine says he’s never seen Valentin before in his life. Valentin thanks Antoine, and Antoine leaves. Valentin tells Anna that was the son of one of Victor’s bodyguards, and she says, could espionage be more adorable? Now they know Lucy is in the building. He says, she’s still fighting, and Anna says, as long as there’s breath in Lucy’s body, there’s two things she’ll never do; shut up or give up. He says, they’re certainly not giving up on Lucy. What do they do? She says, they can’t go in the front way because there’s too much foot traffic, and he says, and they can’t go in the back way because there are too many cameras and motions sensors. She says, so they… and he says, they parkour across the rooftops and rappel from above? She says, no, and he says, maybe they perform a reverse Shawshank, and pop up from the sewers. She says, not the sewers; the catacombs.

Willow says, Nina claims there are no strings attached, and Sasha says, Willow doesn’t believe her? Willow asks how she can. Let’s say it all works out, and Nina’s bone marrow saves her life. Sasha doesn’t think she’d try to leverage that into time with Wiley or her daughter? Sasha says, so even after all this, the kids will still be off limits to Nina? and Willow says, Nina’s still the same person she was when she dragged her and Michael into court for visitation with Wiley. The same person who badgered and manipulated, and tried to convince Michael that she was having an affair with TJ. Sasha says, she could also be Willow’s best chance at survival, and Willow says she won’t refuse the transplant because it’s Nina. She just wants to wait as long as possible to give her daughter the best chance at a healthy life. Sasha says she would expect nothing less.

Ryan says, Heather’s guard-slash-doorman got himself canned for stealing. How does she expect to get out without his help? She says, getting out is easy. It’s getting back in that’s the tricky part. He asks if she means she can leave here any time she wants, and she says, absolutely. He asks, how? and she says, this, showing him a file-like tool. He says, nice craftmanship, and she tells him, sometimes he says the sweetest things. She’s going to take a hostage and break out, and she’s going to hook that smug little Josslyn Jax once and for all, and Esme’s exonerated. And she, Esme and the baby can go on the run together. He says, what about him? and she says, he can come if he wants, but she’s leaving now. He says, today? and she says, why not? He says, they need a real plan, not just stab and run, and she says, unclench, will he? Loosen up. Improvise. Live in the moment. He says he doesn’t think she’s thought this through, and she says, fine. She’ll do the hard work; she’s used to it. Don’t worry. They’ll send him a postcard. She runs out.

Chase says, Nina is Willow’s mom? and Michael says, yeah. Chase says he sees how that could be a lot to deal with, and Michael says, Nina’s been a wrecking ball for Willow from the get-go. Chase says, but now that Nina’s lost her case about Wiley, things have calmed down, right? Michael says, Nina accused Willow of cheating on him with TJ, because in her eyes, comforting a friend who has cancer and cheating are too impossible to tell apart. Chase tells Michael that he doesn’t know what to say to that, and Michael says, Willow is the most generous, open-hearted person in the world, and she despises Nina. How bad do you have to be for Willow to hate you? Nina wants things, but she doesn’t want to earn them, so she has no idea what’s best for Wiley. Chase asks if Michael thinks Willow is willing to risk her own life for her daughter’s sake to prove she’s not like Nina, but Michael says he doesn’t think that’s it. Willow always puts everyone’s needs before her own. She was wiling to go to jail to protect Wiley from Shiloh. Her loyalty is one of the reasons he loves her, and that’s why her family needs her.

Anna tells Valentin, there’s another brilliant idea shot to hell. Because Victor’s stronghold isn’t accessible by the catacombs. He says, hold on. That might be the official data, but there are plenty of catacombs that are unmapped. There might be one or two that lead directly to where they want to go. She asks what they’re supposed to do. Find an underground passage that may or may not be structurally sound, and explore it blindly, hoping it ends up under Victor’s fancy Parisian fortress? He says, no. They don’t have to do it themselves. There are plenty of people that have already done so. She says, illegally, and he says, unofficially. As it happens, he just might know somebody. She asks why she’s not surprised, and he says, but she is impressed. Otherwise, why is he doing this? She says she is impressed; he’s amazing. She kisses him, and says, now let’s go get Lucy out of there.

At the hospital on the phone, Victor asks Gavin, how’s their guest? Any sign of trouble?… Good. Stay alert, and double security. He hasn’t been able to locate Anna or Valentin, and they just might be headed Gavin’s way.

Heather sneaks around Spring Ridge, and hears footsteps. She ducks around the corner, and a guard brings Esme past her.  

Sasha says, when she came to town, she was pretending to be Nina’s daughter, which makes her Willow’s fake sister. They laugh, and Willow says, finally, good news. Michael comes in, and asks what they’re up to, and Sasha says she’ll let Willow fill him in. She tells Willow, any time Willow wants to talk, and Willow says, back at her. Sasha says, that goes for Michael too, and leaves. Willow asks if he’s okay, and he says he’s sorry for arguing with her, and she says she’s sorry too, for letting him think she’d abandon her family. She promises, she doesn’t want to die. He says he knows, but it’s ultimately up to her to decide to delay the birth. She thanks him for saying that, and says she thought about it, and if Dr. Randolph thinks it’s too risky to delay the transplant, they can bring their daughter into the world a little early. He says, thank God. He  loves her. She says she loves him too. Of course (🍷) none of this matters if Nina’s not a match.

Nina says she’s a potential donor match, and Sonny says he told her that there was still hope. She throws her arms around him, and says, he couldn’t resist saying, I told you so. He says he likes to be right, and she tells him that she has to go to GH and get a blood test. She’s one step closer to saving her daughter’s life. Sonny asks if she wants him to go with her, and she says she wouldn’t have it any other way. She kisses him, and asks what she’d do without him. He says, she’s not going to have to find out, and kisses her.

Tomorrow, Spencer tells Ava that he can’t go up against his father alone; Michael says, call it what it is, it was revenge; and Nina says she has no intention of forgetting.

🦃 About Mr. Wattle…

It’s all fun and games until you have to clean up turkey poop.

👦🏻 Bonjour, Antoine…

He was actually quite good.

✈️ Expanding…

Sounds like a plan.

🥀 Another Finale…

This sounds awful to say, but at least he was 90. He did a lot of impressive stage work.

🏵 Celebrating Life…

I loved this show. I got to visit the set once, and both cast and crew were incredibly gracious. Bo winked at me.

🏆 Critically Choosing…

The Critics Choice winners.

The best moments, probably debatable.

https://www.etonline.com/2023-critics-choice-awards-best-moments-and-most-memorable-speeches-197439

The buzziest moments.

https://www.avclub.com/critics-choice-awards-best-moments-2022-1848648562

And of course, the fashion.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/red-carpet-dresses/g42513537/every-look-red-carpet-critics-choice-awards-2023/

https://people.com/style/critics-choice-awards-2022-best-dressed-stars/

You can’t have the best without the worst.

🤸 Dancing On the Ceiling…

Take a return trip tomorrow for the usual soap and tea until there’s something better on. Until then, stay safe, stay engaged in a conversation and not staring at your phone, and stay dreaming big or going home.

April 11, 2021 – John Looks For Meaning, a Dead Morsel, Joining the Fear, Dead Info, Anniversary Of Thrones & Gloomy

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

Fear the Walking Dead

John cleans his gun while he watches Meet John Doe. He loads the chambers with bullets. He messes around with some Scrabble letters, and sees a zombie outside. He shoots it through the open door from where he’s sitting, and takes a slug of whiskey. He spells out goodbye June, and puts the barrel under his chin. He shoots another zombie, and takes another drink. He repositions the gun, and says he’s sorry. Yet another zombie toddles along the shoreline, and he shoots it. He puts his head down on the table, and bangs the table with his fist, scattering the letters.

John paddles a canoe under a bridge where a bunch of zombies are contained by blockades. They look down at him like they’re watching a parade. He takes a look at the blockades, then walks to a boarded up gas station. He sees a few zombies bouncing against the side of the building, and shoots them. He looks inside, then opens the door. He says, I don’t want no trouble, but it’s trouble you want, I got some for you. Cowboy talk. He quietly walks through the mini-mart. It seems empty, but he sees some blood on the floor near the restroom. Dakota comes out, and he asks what the hell she’s doing there. She says, running from her sister; him? He guesses he could say the same thing, and asks if she passed the crowd on the bridge. She pushes open the restroom door, and John sees Morgan sitting on floor. He says, hey, John, and Dakota asks how John found them. He says the path to the bridge kept washing up to his cabin. The river has a way of bringing people back to life. He tells Morgan that he looks better, and Dakota says she put up the barricades, and patched Morgan up as good as she could. She heard shots, and didn’t think they’d make it. John says, neither did he, and she asks how he survived. He says he had help. He doesn’t know who, but when he came to, he was patched up and they’d moved on. Somebody else helped him later, and now he has to add Dakota to the list. Dakota says, it wasn’t hard. Somebody stocked the shelves with everything they needed. (Trivia: It was June a long time ago.) Morgan says, it’s good to see John, and John says, he feels like he’s looking at a ghost. Morgan says, Virginia sent the Rangers after them, and they ran. He, Alicia, and Charlie got separated by the herd. He should get back on the road. John says Morgan’s not going anywhere, not like that. Where is he going? Dakota says, Morgan has a place he’s rebuilding, and they hear something at the front of the store.

Dakota moves toward the front, taking Morgan’s battleax pokey weapon. John pulls her back again, and Ranger Marcus walks in. He says, anybody home? but they stay quiet. Marcus walks toward the back, grabbing a candy out of a dish as he walks past. He looks at the old VHS tapes, and looks at a chart on the wall. He sees John’s name, and gets on his radio, asking Hill, does he copy? He’s not going to believe this. He thinks Ranger Dorie has been there. He tells Hill, stand by. He’s coming for higher ground. John motions Dakota to go further back, and Marcus leaves.  

John tells Morgan, he’s gone, and Morgan gets up. Dakota says John should have shot him, but John says he didn’t need to. Morgan says, he’d be like the men they’ve tried hard not be, and John suggests they get out of there. They’ll be safer in his cabin.

John gives Dakota and Morgan dinner, and Dakota asks how John learned to cook. John says he spent summers there when he was a kid. When in Rome… He tries to replace the door with a new one, but it doesn’t fit right. Morgan says, the place they’re going is in a dry river bed. There’s water nearby, and plenty of fish. They need someone who knows how to cook. John says June cooks better than he does, and Morgan asks, how long has John been there? John says, a couple of weeks, and Morgan asks, where’s June? Why isn’t she with him? John says, it’s not worth talking about, and asks where the place is that Morgan settled. Morgan says, it’s 40 miles north, and John says, that’s a ways to go on foot, but he has enough gas in the truck to get them there. Morgan says he was hoping John would come. They could use somebody with his skills. John says, what might those be? and Morgan says, the plan keeps shifting. They can’t make clean trade with Virginia, but she’s going to want her sister back. Dakota asks if he wants to use her as bait, but Morgan tells her not to worry; he’s not going to let Virginia get to her. This means a fight. John says, it’s going to be difficult… Oh, that’s why Morgan needs him. Morgan says, it will be different this time. They’ll be fighting on their own turf, and on their own terms, for their family. Dakota holds up a piece of something, and asks what it is. John says, nothing, and she says, it looks like blood. He says, it’s part of a knife handle, and she asks, what knife? He says, the one that killed Cameron, and Morgan says, the Ranger that Janice was with? John says he thought if he could find the rest, it might lead to who killed Cameron, but he couldn’t find it. Dakota asks why he still has it, and Morgan says John is doing it again. John says, what? and Morgan says, what John told him that he did before, when he was a cop. He hid himself away. John says, the world is different this time, and Morgan asks, why is that? Ginny’s voice comes over the radio, asking if Morgan is there, and John says, don’t answer. Grace says, it’s me, and Morgan says he’s there. Ginny says she thought that would do the trick, and he says he wants to talk to Grace. He asks if Grace and the baby are okay, and Grace says, she’s okay; so is the baby. We see Ginny has a gun on her, and Grace says, it’s been about seven months. She thought he was dead; they all did. Ginny takes the radio back, and asks if he heard that. Grace is fine. Morgan tells her, call the Rangers off. She’ll get everyone killed, including her sister. She says the Rangers are going to find him, but in the meantime, she wants to know her sister is safe. If anything happens to her, it’s not just Grace and the kid; it will be the whole damn coop. We see Sarah, Luci, and June in some kind of jail, and Ginny says, they’ll talk soon. Morgan tells John and Dakota, they need to get out of there. Get to Virginia before she does something. June washed up the last time John holed himself away; now they did. If that’s not the universe telling John to come back, Morgan doesn’t know what is. John says he doesn’t care to kill anyone, and Morgan says, call him a ghost, and he is, but he’s only there to free Grace. He wants to give this baby a chance in the next world, where life might be precious. He thinks they can do it. It won’t be the way they want it, but they can end it. John says, it ain’t right; it just ain’t. He’s sorry. He can’t do it, but he’ll help them cross the bridge. It’s the only way. Morgan tells Dakota, they’ve got to pack up.

They load truck, and Dakota asks if John has enough ammunition to kill all the chompers. He says her guess is as good as his; there’s only one way to find out. Someone shoots at them, and Morgan slides under the car, while John and Dakota fling themselves into it. Morgan comes back out, and sees it’s Marcus on a horse. Before Morgan realizes it, he’s lassoed and being drug through the woods, bouncing behind the horse and rider. John tells Dakota to turn the car around, and shoots at Marcus. She tries to start the car, but says she thinks a bullet hit the engine. John shoots again, and Marcus falls from his horse. John and Dakota run to Morgan, and John asks if Morgan is all right, then checks on Marcus. Marcus looks dead already, and John shoots him in the head. No zombification for you.

John buries Marcus, and Morgan says he’s sorry. John says, what for? Morgan is the one who got dragged through the woods by his neck. He’s racking up a lot of miles, and almost got killed. Morgan says, but he didn’t; John stopped it. John says she should have taken a shot at Marcus earlier. Morgan says, but he didn’t. John has to know why Morgan needs him. He needs John to keep them from becoming like Ginny. John says, that’s not the only reason, and Dakota says, they’re going to need another car. John says he saw another vehicle by Bill’s, but Morgan says, not with the Rangers looking. There might be more when Marcus doesn’t check in. He points, and says, what about that one? and John says, it’s been collecting rust since he was a kid. Morgan uncovers an old truck, and Dakota asks where it came from. John says, it belonged to his dad. They were going to fix it up together. Morgan says he’s spent time in one garage or another making cars in worse shape than this run again. It needs a battery and a distributor cap, but he thinks he can get it running. John says, it’s not too late, and Dakota asks what he means. He says, it’s something his daddy used to say. It’s not too late to learn something, to do the right thing, to fix a mistake, and apparently, it’s not too late to get an old Chevy truck running. Morgan says he saw some cars one cabin over. It’s less likely the Rangers will be there. Morgan tells John to take Dakota, but John says he can handle it. Morgan says he’s not sure if he can. If Virginia comes looking for Dakota, and brings more Rangers, he might just get everyone else in trouble.

Dakota sits on the roof of the truck, while John fiddles with the engine. She asks if John got his tools from the warehouse, but John says they belonged to his pop, who sent them to him the summer they were supposed to fix the Chevy. Dakota asks why his dad didn’t bring them, and John says, he never showed up. He moved to a cabin of his own up north, away from everybody. John got the occasional birthday and Christmas card, and a phone call once in a blue moon, but John never saw him again. He asks her to hold the battery, and she asks why John’s father left. Did he kill someone like John did? John says, no. He did the wrong thing but for the right reasons. She says it seems like his dad was punishing self, and John says, may be. She says, just like him. Morgan is right, isn’t he? That’s why John is there. John tells her, come on. He’s got to get one more thing. He calls her a know-it-all, and she says, what happened with Janice… He doesn’t have to feel bad about how life is now. People kill; people die. He says, it should mean something, and she asks, why? He says, if it doesn’t mean something when you die, it didn’t mean much when you were alive, and she says, so? He says he’s glad Morgan is taking her to that place. She’s starting to sound an awful lot like her sister. They get to a big shed, and John knocks on the door. When he doesn’t hear anything, he opens it. She says there’s nothing in there they need for the truck, and John says, who told her that he needed something for the truck? She asks why he needs a door if he’s coming with them, and Morgan appears. He says, John isn’t coming; is he right? He shows John the Scrabble letters, and says he found these. There are only so many words they spell out. John says they weren’t meant for Morgan, and Morgan says he knows they were meant for June. John says he was going to tell Morgan after they cleared the bridge. He’s going to keep his word, and get them across, but then he’s coming back. Morgan says, because of what he had to do to Marcus? but John says he doesn’t know why he didn’t kill Marcus before. He doesn’t know why he’s not meant to live in this world. If he’d only kept his nose out of it, Cameron would still be alive, and so would Janice. Morgan says, it will be okay. John went looking for a door to shut himself away, and found them. Does that tell him anything? Like the man who walked halfway around the world and found himself at John’s campfire. Morgan found John, and everyone he thinks of as family. He found Grace, and that wouldn’t have happened if John hadn’t insisted he sleep in the truck bed that night. John gave him a family, and has to help him get back. John says he will, the best way he knows how. He’s going to get them across the bridge, and stay out of their way. Morgan says there’s no door that’s going to keep them away, not him or June, and John says, it’s not a door to keep people out. It’s to keep the past from getting at him before he does what he needs to do. He just wants it to be over.

John sits with his gun, and Morgan comes in. He says he got the truck running, and John says, that’s good. Morgan sits, and says, it wasn’t that long ago, he was in a place like John is now. John says, when he works himself up to it, the past washes up, and steals his nerve. Morgan says it’s not John’s time; it’s not how should go out. That night at the gulch, whoever saved him, left him that. He shows John a note that says he still has things left to do. He says, it wouldn’t mean anything unless it was all of them. If he’s going to get everyone there, he had to make a change, or he’d lose all of them. John knows he’s not his dad. He doesn’t have to make the same mistakes his dad made, but he can come with them. Morgan found his way to keep going, and thinks John will find his. John says, don’t count on it, and shoots a zombie through the open door. He says they better get up there, and he and Morgan start to go outside. John sees the discarded doors, and says they might need the doors after all.

At the bridge, we see the front of the truck is rigged with the doors to keep the zombies at bat. John says, they could get tangled in the wheels, and asks if Dakota can get it across. She says her daddy let her drive in the church parking lot on Sunday afternoons, and he says he’ll talk her through it. He leaves her a gun in case the zombies get lucky. John goes to the truck bed, and Morgan unties the blockade. John says, ready, and Morgan opens it. John shoots the zombies as they come through, and Morgan runs back to the truck bed. John says, now, and Dakota starts the truck. She drives to the blockade, pushing it down. Zombies clamor at the car windows, as John hits them back with the butt of the gun. He and Morgan get as many as possible, and John tells Dakota keep going. She continues on, and Morgan gives a zombie a nice spike though the mouth. The doors help shovel them back, and John tells Dakota, pretend it’s one of those Sunday drives. Morgan pushes them back, and the truck stalls. Dakota asks, what’s going on? and we see a zombie wedged under a back wheel. John tells her to put it in first, and clear it. Now the zombie’s arm is getting ground into the wheel well, and John shoots it. The rest of the zombie follows its arm, and is now wedged above the tire. I say, oh, fu…dge.  

Dakota asks what’s wrong with the engine, and Morgan says, it’s the alternator. He’ll go. John says, Morgan is in no shape, and moves to the front of the truck, while Morgan whacks stray zombies away. John gets between the doors and fencing attached to the front, and opens the hood. He says he’ll tell Dakota when. We can see Morgan is in pain, but he still fends off the zombies. One gets near John, and pins him half into the engine. Dakota grabs the gun, and tells John to move. She shoots the zombie through the windshield, and John pushes it onto the ground. He jumpstarts the engine, and tells Dakota, now. The truck starts, and John closes the hood, jumping on top of it. He shoots whatever zombies get through, but one pulls at him, and he smashes it with the gun butt. There are two clingers on the car, and Dakota tells Morgan to get down. She takes off, telling John to hang on, and hits the side of the bridge, knocking the zombies into the river, John kicking the last one off. Brilliant scene. Morgan stabs a few stragglers in their wormy little heads. Success!

They look back at the zombie carnage on the bridge, and John says, that is ugly mustard. Morgan says, yes it is, and they sit for a moment. Morgan gets out of the truck bed, and comes around the front. He tells John, when he was working on the truck, he found something. He hands John a photo of a little boy with a grown man, and Morgan says, that’s John isn’t it? And his dad. John says, his dad was more in his life than he cares to admit. He wonders why his father didn’t come by that summer, but thinks he’s starting to get it. He’s not coming. Morgan says, then John is stuck making the same mistakes as before; the same mistakes his father made. It’s like a loop. Morgan takes out the radio, and John asks what he’s doing. Morgan asks if Virginia can read him, and Virginia asks, what’s the plan? Is he ready to talk? He says he is, but not like this. He wants to meet in person. There’s a general store called Bill’s… John tries to grab the radio, telling Morgan, stop it. Morgan says, there’s a cabin John told them about, and Ginny says, she’s been there; John has terrible taste in movies. Morgan says he’ll wait there for her. He tells John, now he can’t go back, and John says Morgan had no right to do that. It’s not his choice to make. Morgan says it wasn’t his choice to have John chase him down the road when he had a busted leg, but John did it all the same. He’s alive now because John did. John can hit him if he likes, but he’ll be damned if he’s going to stand by and let his best friend kill himself.  

Morgan says he’s going to try and get a signal; hear where Virginia is. He doesn’t want to cross paths with her on his way out. John continues to work on the engine in silence, and Dakota says he’ll have to talk to Morgan eventually. John says, the clip that was holding the wire fell off. That’s why it stalled. He wants to fix it before they get back on the road. He tells her, it’s a little red clip, and they both start looking. She picks up his hat, hands it to him, and thanks him. He asks why she’s thanking him, and she says, for letting her drive, and trusting her with a gun. She doesn’t feel like she needs to be behind locked behind walls all the time. She casually kills a zombie, and says he should come, but he says, it’s not a good idea. She says she thinks it would be; she likes being around him. He can’t go back to the cabin. He says, sure he can, but she says her sister will be there. He says if Morgan leads her to the place he’s working on, it could get messy real quick. He can be waiting for Ginny, and end this. Dakota says he can’t do alone, but he says Ginny won’t be expecting it. Dakota says, she would; she is. She’ll have Rangers with her. Even if John kills her, the Rangers will kill him. He says, then his death will mean something. He finishes the zombies off who aren’t quite undead dead, and says, as it should. Dakota sees the red clip on the ground, and says she found it. She picks it up, and a zombie grabs her ankle, causing her to fall. She stabs it with a knife she has handy, and tells John, it’s okay; she’s got it. He sees the knife, and asks, what is it? What is she hiding? He walks over, and pulls the knife out of the zombie, and asks where she got it. She shakes her head, and says she found it, but he says, don’t lie to him. Oh my God. She killed Cameron; Virginia was covering for her. Dakota says she didn’t know Ginny was going to kill Janice, and John asks why she pushed him to investigate. She says she knew Ginny wouldn’t let it get back to her, and if it seemed like Ginny was hiding something, people would start to doubt her. John asks why she killed Cameron, and she says he figured out how she was sneaking in and out, and he told Ginny. He took away the one way she had to get out of Lawrence. John says, and she thought he deserved to die for that? She says, it’s no different than what everyone else is doing to get what they want. It’s what her sister does; it’s what the Rangers do. He understands. John says he doesn’t understand, but she says, it’s how things are. She can’t. She turns the gun on him, and says he ruined this for her. He says he’s not going to tell anyone. He’s not going to hurt her. He puts his gun in his waistband, and she says he’s lying. He says he knows she’s been through a lot. He gets why she wouldn’t believe him, but give him a chance to show her they can get past this. He can help her. Morgan said he needed a reason to live, to keep going. Maybe it’s her. Put the gun down; she doesn’t want shoot him. She doesn’t want to do that to herself. She doesn’t want to live with that. It’s not what he wants for her.

To the surprise of all of us, she shoots him, and he staggers back. She says, she’s sorry. It doesn’t always have to be something. She pushes him off the bridge. What a fu…dge.

He’s going to live somehow, right? Right? And am I wrong that this was totally out of character for what we know about Dakota? A hot minute ago, she was telling John that he needed to make up with Morgan, and she liked being around him.

John hits the water, and we see blood run from him. He floats to the bottom, and there’s a song part. I feel cheated. He sees the photo on the floor of the river. and picks it up. He looks at the sun above the water, and swims up. He pulls himself onto a door floating in the water, and says, not today. He floats down the river.

When Morgan comes back, Dakota turns the gun on him. He asks what she did, and she says she didn’t want to do it; she had to do it. He asks where John is, and she starts to cry, because she’s an a-hole. He asks her again, and she says, John is floating down the river with a bullet in his chest. Morgan sees the knife in Dakota’s hand, and says, it’s her knife. She killed the Ranger. She says he’s going to take her to the place he’s building, and let her be a part of it, like he was before. He grabs her, and puts his battleax pokey weapon up to her throat. She says he’s not going to hurt her, but he tells her not to be so sure. She says she’s the reason he’s alive. She saved him at the gulch. He says, that’s not what happened. She says, Virginia left him to die, and he dragged himself to the church. The dead followed him, and were on top of him, about to eat him, but she was there. She killed them. He says, that’s not possible, and she says she followed Ginny and the Rangers to the gulch. That’s a good thing, right? She fixed him up, and stopped the bleeding. She gave him antibiotics and painkillers. He says, no more lies, and she says he doesn’t know her, but she heard his message. He needed to do this thing. He still has things left to do. She wrote the note and left it for him, and she was right. She’s seen it. He has to. She had to do it. He says, now what? and she says, he has to kill her sister to have the silly paradise he has to build. He’s grieving because he’s the only person left who can end her. He says, that’s not what he’s about, and she says, it is. It’s the  only reason he’s still there.

Ginny gets to the cabin, and says they cleaned the place out. Where the hell are they? She asks June, where? but June says she doesn’t know. A Ranger asks if she’s sure she doesn’t know their whereabouts, when Morgan radios Ginny. She tells him that he’s late, and he says, John has been hurt, and needs help. Her sister did it. June asks where John is, and Ginny asks where her sister is. Morgan says, John is coming down the river. Help him if Morgan can’t find him first. He’s trying to get to him. Please help. Then they can talk. Ginny tells her Rangers, find Ranger Dorie.

Alicia is walking with Charlie and Dwight, and says, this is it. Morgan comes over the radio, and tells Dwight, get the damn wall ready. They might be bringing the fight with Virginia to their own doorstep. He needs to get Shari. They’ll need all the firepower they can get.

June tells Virginia, send more Rangers, and Ginny say she already has. June says, if Virginia wants her to help, she needs to know what happened. Morgan comes on the radio, and June grabs it. She asks, what’s going on? June looks out the door, and Ginny grabs it back. John has washed up on shore, and June runs out, calling to him. She stumbles, and falls to the ground just as she gets to him. He pulls himself along, and we realize his eyes are milky. He reaches for her, and puts his hand on hers. She stays there a moment, then stabs him in the head with a knife. I guess that’s love?

This season, Virginia says, bad things are about to happen, Daniel says it’s not safe, we meet a new group, John Glover joins the cast, and says Alicia doesn’t know what he’s setting out to do. He looks kind of like a mad professor.

👌🏻 Interesting tidbit. Jenna Elfman was on Talking Dead tonight, and said because of the pandemic, they had to sit on this episode for a year and half before it was actually filmed.

📰 Latest Additions…

New blood will be coming to FTWD this season.

https://www.cbr.com/fear-walking-dead-john-glover-keith-carradine-nick-stahl-cast-season-6/

⚰️ Dead News…

What’s to come in season 11.

What came last week with Here’s Negan.

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/the-walking-dead-season-10-finale-recap-heres-negan-origin-backstory-1022/

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/negans-last-name-revealed-on-the-walking-dead-heres-negan-smith-robert-kirkman/

🐉 Celebrating the Game…

HBO has plans.

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/game-of-thrones-iron-anniversary-hbo-celebration/

🎉 After the Party’s Over…

Whether you called it a weekend, or just another two days on the calendar, I hope you changed it up a little. Until it’s time to sail away, stay safe, stay keeping it simple, and stay making sure it all means something.

February 13, 2019 – Cabot Doesn’t Work There, Gastro Hell, Seeing Red, Retro Andy & See You

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

 

General Hospital

Stockholm, Sweden. Finn tells Robert he drives like a maniac. Robert wanted to get to the clinic before Cabot left. He says it’s a Bureau op, so he’ll do the talking. Finn says the man worked for the DVX. If he hears WSB, he might shut down. Finn thinks he should talk, doctor to doctor. He tells Robert to just sit there, and try not look so much like a spy. He told Anna that he’d check in. He calls, and tells her that they just got to the clinic. They’re hoping to see Cabot. He didn’t want Valentine’s Day to go by… Anna says, without saying he loves and misses her? He says, all of the above. She tells him that she has a special present, and comes around the corner, saying, happy Valentine’s Day.

Willow goes to the MetroCourt. She looks around, and says, maybe he’s just late. She calls Chase, and leaves message that she’s there, but doesn’t see him. She thought they were meeting after school let out. She says, if there’s any problem, call her. She starts to leave, and runs into Brad and Wiley. Wiley smiles, but Brad, not so much. I normally don’t pay much attention to the babies, but Wiley is a blast. He’s one of the most animated babies I’ve ever seen on any show.

At the hospital, Michael pulls an envelope out of his pocket, and looks at the contents. Chase asks how it’s going, and Michael says, better, now that Franco has been arrested. Chase says he knows it must be a relief that the alleged killer is behind bars. The evidence is strong. He just retuned a file to Doc; dark stuff. He sees the envelope and asks if Michael has a secret admirer. Michael says it’s someone they’d both love to forget. We see the return address is Nelle at the prison.

Kristina sits with Alexis at the MetroCourt, and asks why Sam wanted to meet. Alexis thinks she just wants to check in, since they’ve all been busy.

Sam tells Jason that she doesn’t want to go. Jason wishes she could stay. She has to go to the MetroCourt, and make Kristina and her mother believe they broke up. Jason wonders, what if it backfires? Kristina could get pulled in deeper. There’s a knock at the door. It’s Shiloh looking for Jason. They stay quiet, and Jason sees Shiloh is leaving a phone message. He says Kristina gave him Jason’s number. He heard Jason was at Beechers Corners, and had a chat with his friends. It’s not necessary. If Jason has questions, he can ask Shiloh. He knows where Shiloh is. He leaves, and Jason tells Sam that he’s gone. Sam says, that’s not creepy or anything. Kristina gave him the number, and now he knows where Jason lives.

Kristina tells Alexis that they didn’t just achieve a mini-breakthrough at Dawn of Day, but she had a heart to heart with dad her dad. She introduced him to Shiloh. He was scoping Shiloh out, and putting him on notice. Alexis says he does that to everyone, but Kristina says he has no reason to worry about Shiloh. That’s why she’s grateful Sonny invited her to dinner. He really listened when she told him DOD was like family to her. He didn’t challenge her or criticize. Alexis says she didn’t criticize either, and even went to a seminar. Kristina says she’s talking about dad. Alexis says Kristina has always had her own family with them, and always does.

Finn and Anna hug. He’s happy, but also confused. He thought she was keeping an eye on Obrecht. She says it was really counterproductive. Peter is in charge of his own life. If he wants to employ a woman who captured him and tortured him for weeks, who is she to interfere? Peter is doing it for Maxie; they’re edging toward a relationship. Obrecht is her mother-in-law and James’s grandmother, and Maxie wants to see the best in her. Robert says Anna is dangerously close to being Obrecht’s BFF. She says they have an armed truce. If Obrecht behaves, she won’t intervene, but if she goes back to her old ways, Anna will slam her. Meanwhile, she’s here to help. Robert says there’s a bar in the hotel lobby. She can wait there. Anna doesn’t think so. Robert says she can’t stay. If Cabot gets an eyeful of her, it blows the deal.

Michael says he thought of throwing it in the trash, unopened. Chase says, or setting it on fire? Michael says Nelle is getting under his skin, and knows it. Chase reads, thinking of you and sweet Jonah. Michael says he can see Nelle in her arts and crafts class, scoring points with the guards. Meanwhile, she’s twisting the knife. It always comes back to Jonah. She never misses the opportunity to bring up the son they lost. Chase says he can make a call to the prison, but Michael says, no. Chase wonders if he wants to hear from her.

Willow asks if Brad is coming back from a parent/baby group. She’s a big believer in early child development. Wiley must love it. Brad says he does, but it’s getting toward naptime. He has to get home. She thought he was headed into the restaurant. He says he was, but he’s had enough coffee, and he’s tired. You know what they says; you sleep when they sleep. She says he knows who she is, doesn’t he?

Sam asks what Jason is thinking. Jason says he went to Beechers Corners, and Sam wonders if it’s payback. Jason says it’s a message that he’s on Shiloh’s radar. A message that he’s pulling Sam in, and Jason doesn’t want to interfere. Sam says tonight’s theme is, true love begins with self-love. Jason says the last thing Shiloh wants is for him to step in and create distance. He’s going to try and get Jason to lash out, so Sam will move away from Jason, and closer to him. She says she’s telling her mom and Kristina that they broke up. Jason thinks her mom will be happy. Sam says Alexis likes him, just not with her. She says it’s temporary, just until she can get Kristina away from Shiloh. Now he knows where Jason lives, so they can’t meet up. Jason says, there are plenty of ways in and out of the building. That’s why he got the apartment. It’s not easy to track who’s coming in or going out. Sam says he thinks of everything. He says he thought he’d be avoiding the cops, and Sam says, instead, he’s avoiding the con. They kiss, and Jason tells her, good luck.

Anna asks if Robert just told her to wait in the hotel bar. He says, it’s a nice bar, and she says he can wait there. She and Finn will deal with Cabot. Finn loves the idea, but doesn’t think it will work. She says, how so? and he says she came to the conclusion herself. She said they could get closer to Cabot if she wasn’t there. She says she changed her mind. Robert says they don’t know how things were left with her sister. A woman comes in, and asks if she can them. Finn introduces himself, saying they came to confer with Cabot. Anna is sure she’s heard of Finn. He found the cure for Blackwood disease. She says it’s an honor to meet him, but she’s sorry. Their information is out of date. Robert says Cabot isn’t there? She says he’s there, but he doesn’t work there. He’s a patient.

Michael tells Chase, in a weird way, Nelle has done him a favor. The card had a different effect than she intended. She can’t get to him anymore. The pain of losing a son will never go away, but she wants to keep him imprisoned like her; trapped in the past. Chase isn’t sure Nelle is trapped, but she knows how to weaponize it. Michael says he has Jonah in his heart. Not even Nelle can take that away. It gives him the strength to live again.

Brad says, he knows who she is; Wisteria. She says, Willow, and he tells her he’s lousy with names. She’s Michael’s friend, the teacher. They talked at Charlie’s. He must sound like a helicopter parent; the kind a teacher dreads. He promises he won’t bother her with questions. She says, it’s no bother. She loves seeing them, which she’s sure he realizes. She says he knows she’s Wiley’s mother. He says he and Lucas weren’t told the name. She says he knows it’s her. Did Julian tell him? Does Lucas know? Brad says Lucas doesn’t know anything. How long has she known? She says, all that matters is that little boy. The child they both love. Brad asks if she’s trying to have a relationship with Wiley, and she says, yes.

Finn says, Cabot is a patient? Robert says they’d still like to talk to him. He won’t want to pass up a visit from Finn. The woman says Cabot hasn’t wanted visitor, but might make an exception. She leaves, and Anna says they’re not leaving until she finds out why she got the virus. Robert says Cabot and Alex could have parted enemies. Why risk it? Anna tells him, don’t ask her to wait in the bar, and Finn says, never ask something like that. Why doesn’t she get them checked in, and he’ll update her. She says she’s not going, and Robert tells her, stay quiet, and let him do talking. She says she always does. Cabot comes in, sitting in a wheelchair. He says Finn has him at a disadvantage. He doesn’t recall Finn’s name, and he’s unable to see his face.

Kristina tells Alexis that she’s adjusting her perspective. Things are almost perfect. Alexis asks, what’s missing? Kristina says, she is. They were just starting to make progress, and Alexis ran out of the session. Alexis says it doesn’t work for her. Kristina says it seemed like it did until Julian’s name came up. Alexis thinks they should take a theater trip, and Kristina tells her, come back for another try. It worked for them. Alexis thinks they’re in a good place, and Kristina says they are; thanks to Shiloh. Who knows what they could accomplish with more work. Alexis thinks she’ll stick to a more traditional path of self-discovery. Kristina says, okay. She’ll ultimately find something that works for her. Alexis sees that DOD is good for Kristina. She’s happy and found a place she feels she belongs. Kristina hears her, but tells her, just remember, if the traditional path doesn’t work, DOD’s doors are still open. She asks what Alexis is doing tonight. She should come to the Valentine’s Day event. Alexis says she hates Valentine’s Day, but Kristina says, it’s not a typical party. Alexis says she’ll be on her couch. Sam approaches the table, and says if she can go, Alexis can go. The flyer says, true love begins with self-love.

Dawn of Day is being decorated for the event. Shiloh says it looks fantastic, but they need to pick up the pace. Their guests are about to arrive, and to show others the path, their own way must be clear. Jason walks in. He says he got Shiloh’s message. He said Jason should come to him with questions. Here he is. Shiloh hears he took a ride to Beechers Corners. It’s a lovely town, and the people are sweet. Did he find what he was looking for? Jason says he met Harmony; she was helpful. Shiloh says she keeps everything together. He’d be lost without her. Jason tells Shiloh that she had good things to say about him, like Kristina, and she’s devoted. Shiloh says, not to him; to the mission. Jason says the mission seems successful in Beechers Corners. Even the local police are friends. Shiloh likes to think they appreciate the positive influence. Jason asks, if it’s so active, why did he leave and come to Port Charles?

Alexis asks if Sam is going to the Valentine’s Day party with Jason. Sam says, no; they’re not together. Alexis says, since when? Kristina asks what she means. They’re not together for Valentine’s Day or he’s out of town. She says they’ll both be in town, but she won’t be with him. She realized she’ll always love him, but they don’t have a future. Jason has been back for over a year, and they’re still not together. They’re lives have taken different paths. He’s wonderful and fearless, but refuses to change. He’s set in his ways. That’s okay, but he’s just not open to self-discovery. In the past few weeks, she’s realized self-discover is what she needs. There’s so much more she needs to know and explore about herself. Kristina thinks it’s a huge step toward enlightenment. She’s happy for Sam. They hug, but Alexis doesn’t look like she buys it.

Michael wonders where he should throw the card away. Paper and plastic, or toxic materials. Chase says, tough call. Michael has to get to a meeting, and Chase didn’t realize the time. He checks his phone, and hopes Willow’s not canceling. Michael says, are they… and Chase says they’ve just been out a few times. They seem to get along; she even likes his cooking. Michael says Chase really likes her. Chase says she’s the anti-Nelle. Open and honest, and she’s great with kids. Michael says she’s out of Chase’s league. Chase says, she’s had some real setbacks, and they didn’t make her bitter, but better, stronger. They get into the elevator, and Chase says he’s got it bad. Michael says it sounds like he’s got it good.

Willow tells Brad, of course she wants to be part of Wiley’s life, but she knows she can’t be. Brad says the adoption is finalized; he’s theirs. She says maybe when he’s grown, he’ll want to know who she is, but she can’t tell him for now. She can’t allow anyone, including Brad’s husband, to know. They’re wonderful parents, and it’s best for everyone, especially Wiley, if no one knows she’s his mother. Brad says so they’ll stick to the agreement. Like she said, all that matters is Wiley.

Finn says he’s a great admirer of Cabot’s work. He traveled from the US to confer with him, and had no idea. He asks when the blindness occurred. The woman says she’s sorry. She thought they knew each other. Cabot says he’s starved for a colleague to converse with. He tells the woman she can go, calling her Elsa. He tells Finn the blindness came on suddenly, without warning, a few months ago. Finn asks if it started with a severe headache, followed by a loss of consciousness, and waking up blind. Cabot asks how he knows. Finn says his field research was done in infectious diseases. Cabot says he created a synthetic interferon to replicate the human immune system. Finn tells Cabot that he’s treated other patients. Once the virus is cured surgically, it won’t reoccur. Cabot asks, who are the other patients?

At the MetroCourt, Michael sees Brad, who says he has to go. Michael says, not so fast. He wants to see his godson. It’s just what he needs to make it through a boring meeting. He can’t stay away from this kid. Willow doesn’t blame him. Chase arrives, apologizing for being late. Willow says she got know Wiley and his dad a little. Chase asks if she’s okay, and she says she was actually worried he might not show. He’s sorry. He lost track of time. They’ve been working him 24/7 since the attack. Why would she think he’d blow her off? She says she was worried she scared him off after telling him she gave up her baby.

Michael says Wiley is better dinner company that the head of the Port Charles zoning board. Brad doesn’t want to keep him, but Michael says he has a few minutes. He tells Brad that he heard from Nelle, and Brad asks what she said. Michael says, happy Valentine’s Day, in her twisted way. She wants him to feel guilty about losing Jonah. She’s never letting it go.

Finn tells Cabot the names of his patients are confidential. After two cases in Port Charles, New York, he isolated the virus. They both recovered their vision. Cabot asks why he should believe Finn, when every specialist has said otherwise. Robert says, he’s the best, and Cabot asks, who’s that? Finn says his colleague from Sydney, who’s also best at what he does. Cabot asks if Finn can give him back his sight, and Finn says he has every confidence. Cabot says, he may be blind, but he’s not a fool. Finn wants something. Robert says now Cabot is talking his language. If he helps them, they’ll help him.

Alexis asks Sam if this isn’t sudden. Kristina says Sam told them Jason has been there a year, and has acknowledged a barrier existed all along. Alexis says it’s no secret she has reservations about their relationship., but Sam always insisted there was a bond. Sam says her perception changed. There’s a real bond with him, but it’s holding her back. This is something she has to do. Alexis asks how Jason feels. Sam says, he doesn’t like it. He thinks it’s temporary. That’s why she’s going to the Valentine’s Day party at DOD. Shiloh wants her there. Kristina says, it’s not a big deal, and not to feel like she has to accept. Sam says she thought Kristina would be happy she’s going. Kristina wants Sam to be there. That’s what the evening is about; love and renewal. Not just for the lonely; for couples, friends, and family. Maybe it’s the kickstart she needs to move forward without Jason. Sam says, that’s the plan. She doesn’t need a man to complete her. Alexis says she’s seeing a new therapist, and thinks it’s good. Kristina asks if that’s the traditional path she was talking about. Who is he? Alexis asks what makes her think it’s a he? She says she shouldn’t have brought it up. It’s doctor/patient confidentiality. Sam says, not the therapist’s name. Alexis asks if Kristina doesn’t have a party to plan for. Kristina says, it’s not really a party. She’ll see Sam there. She leaves, and Alexis asks what’s really going on with Sam and Jason?

Shiloh tells Jason that he prefers direct questions. What does Jason want to know? Does he think Shiloh is taking over? Beechers Corners, Port Charles, then the world? Jason says he’s the one who said it. Shiloh says he’s been accused of a lot of things, but world domination isn’t one of them. Jason asks what he has been accused of, and Shiloh says, caring too much, offering something money can’t buy. There’s nothing up his sleeves or in a Swiss bank account. What you see is what you get. If he accepts it, he can move past the obstacles he puts in front of himself and Sam. Jason says it always comes back to Sam; the emails. Shiloh says they were sent without his knowledge, but he’s interested in anyone who turns from dark to the light. Sam is already taking steps and coming to their celebration tonight. He says there’s more than enough light. Why doesn’t Jason join them?

Willow says she didn’t mean to put all that on Chase. He’s glad she told him. Trust is everything.

Michael tells Brad, even in prison, Nelle is holding on. He told Chase she’s part of his past, and he’s focusing on the future. It’s looking bright, and a large part of that is because of Wiley. He makes everything better.

Cabot says his blindness surprised Finn, so Finn didn’t come expecting to treat him. He has something Finn wants. Finn says he wants to learn about Cabot’s research with identical twins. It was fascinating; he read every word. But it’s what Cabot didn’t publish that interests him most. Cabot doesn’t know what he means. Robert says the park of his work that he never intended to be made public. Cabot asks why he should tell them. Anna says, if he wants his sight back, he’ll answer their questions. Cabot knows that voice.

Sam tells Alexis that she won’t ask any more questions about Alexis’s therapist, if Alexis doesn’t ask about Jason. Alexis says, fine, but she’s warning Sam to be careful. Sam says she doesn’t have to worry. Alexis doesn’t know what Sam is up to, or why she and Jason aren’t together, or why she’s going to the Valentine’s Day party, but wants her to please consider it’s been tough for Kristina. She’s found peace and made friends. Please don’t spoil it. Sam says she’d never do anything to hurt Kristina. She’s doing this for her.

Shiloh tells Jason that Sam has taken the first step on the path to her best life. He can walk with her – them – or walk the same path he’s walked his whole life. But that path is a dead end. Jason says he’ll take his chances. He leaves, and Shiloh shakes his head. We see the Valentine’s Day sign that says, love begins with self-love.

Tomorrow, Cabot says Anna is the other one, Shiloh tells Sam to stop running, Jason asks Spinelli how dangerous Shiloh is, and Spinelli says murderously so.

🍔 On 24 Hours to Hell and Back, Gordon dressed like a hipster (or homeless person, I’m unsure since I missed the beginning) to visit Boardwalk 11, a gastropub and karaoke bar (my wheelhouse!) in Los Angeles. The secret camera showed us unbelievable levels of grease, green and rotten food (a chef suggested just scraping the mold off), and an employee who needed a breathalyzer. I’ve noticed that people who have probably never said, yes, chef! once in their lives, automatically say it to Gordon. Before the renovation even started, a cook got called out for inappropriate banter and was fired. Gordon said it was a toxic atmosphere, and owner Steve’s negativity had infected the whole staff. He wanted Steve (who looked a lot like a young Stephen King) to delegate, and in the process, another cook was let go. The décor was given a retro 70s feel, which I loved. Gordon promoted two women, both named Kat (!) to head chef and general manager. The place was jumping, and Steve seemed pleased. Gordon thought as long as the Kats were in charge, life would be beautiful, but the after he left, Steve made excuses to demote them. Some people just can’t listen and/or are resistant to change. Next time, a Mexican restaurant whose owner is throwing five decades of business down the trash.

🍳 Best quote from Gordon: We are not going down for an egg.

👜 This week’s The Real Housewives of New Jersey had Jennifer throwing a 16th anniversary party. Danielle and Teresa went fancy shopping for red dresses. The kind of shopping where you drink champagne and they bring the dresses out. Delores claimed Frank wasn’t holding her back, but she was standing in her own way. She told Frank that she needed a change of environment, and was ready to move out. He took it better than I expected, saying no matter what, he loved her and would be there for her. Is she sure she wants to move? The conversation emotionally exhausted her, and she needed a nap.

Marge got her ex Jan’s son (I have no idea which kids are hers, his, or whoever’s) to agree to a dinner with him, which was a huge step. Melissa confronted Joe #2 about his view of gender roles, and how it was affecting their daughter. Surprisingly, he caved quickly, saying a real man sucks it up and changes for his family. Melissa was also sending in a DNA test, hoping somehow this would connect her with her possible sister. Jackie got her mother a makeover, and told her about speaking with her estranged sister. Her mother was thrilled with both.

When Teresa told Milania that she was going to Jennifer’s 16th anniversary party, Milania asked if Jennifer didn’t want to spend the day with her husband. Teresa said she just spent the last 16 years with him, which we all found hysterically funny. At the party, there was Turkish food, hookah action, and some fake-money gambling. The most asked question by Danielle to Teresa was, was anything said about me? followed by, who said it? Marge didn’t even do anything, and Danielle bad-mouthed her, saying she was the toxidity [sic] in the group. No wonder she and Teresa get along, since they both make up their own language. She appealed to Teresa’s stupidity vanity by saying Teresa doesn’t let anyone tell her what to do. I’m not sure what’s up with Teresa that she’s not seeing what’s wrong with this picture. It’s a shame. I liked Danielle, prostitution whore and all, but not this season. Marty is obviously insane, saying once again that Joe #3 was jealous because Danielle is so hot. They had this argument way too close to the pool, and Marge finally pushed him in. Somebody had to. Although he popped right back up with his mouth still running. Jennifer missed the whole thing until Teresa started screaming at her to get a towel. Melissa couldn’t understand how Teresa couldn’t see that Danielle was a common denominator. One thing Jackie said that I appreciated, was that you don’t choose your friends based solely on how they treat you. You have to see how they treat other people. Thank you. I hate when there’s a totally toxic person, and one of them will say, but they’ve never done anything to me. If you’re treating my friends like sh*t, why would I want to be yours? And if say you’re not picking a side, you just did. The side of the wrongdoer.

This was the finale, so they had the blurbs about what’s happening with the cast. Delores is looking for an apartment that will take five dogs, a chinchilla, and a three-legged Guinea pig. She’s also looking for a boyfriend, so I assume things with David aren’t working out. Jennifer is helping throw a lavish Turkish wedding for her brother. Her husband will be coming along to keep her away from the tequila. Marge got a facelift, and Jackie mended the relationship with her sister. Melissa hasn’t found a sister yet, but did find out she’s 97% Italian. And we all know Juicy Joe is appealing his deportation ruling. I’m not particularly fond of either him or Teresa, more him, but I think he’s being treated unfairly. I think the court wants to make an example of him, since he’s a D-list celebrity. Next time, the Reunion, Part One.

🙊 One thing that gave me pause. Passing by Danielle on her way out of the party, Marge said, your husband’s in the pool. Danielle immediately said, who threw my husband in the pool? How did she know he was thrown? He could have fallen in or decided to go swimming if he was drunk.

💭 Speaking of things that make you go, hmm… Andy has been having a week of theme nights on Watch What Happens Live. What I call cheap shows, since they’re basically clips from old ones. It’s been fun to watch though. Everything from James and Lala practically getting booted off for using the f-word to Joan Rivers and Carol Burnett. The Clubhouse has done well for itself.

✋ Until Next Time…