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December 5, 2025 – GH Weekdays, Sidwell Pays Some Calls, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Ho-Ho Or No, Almost Knight, Stunning Scenes, Rockin’ Around, Best In Whoa, X Quotes In Rome & Hollis

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🥢 Weekday Bites…                                                                           

Monday: 

As Chase prepared dinner, Brook brought out a fire extinguisher as a precaution. He said he didn’t believe in curses, and she said she couldn’t stop him from cooking, but hoped the holiday didn’t turn into Final Destination Quartermaine Kitchen. The doorbell rang, and she said, he’s here.

Curtis said Marshall might be living his dream, but there was no place like home for Thanksgiving. Stella and Trina greeted Marshall, and he asked where Portia was. Trina said she had to work.

At the hospital, Isaiah told Portia, happy Thanksgiving, and she asked what he was doing there.

Olivia wondered who was honking outside and opened the door to Ned and Michael. Ned said he called in a few favors because he couldn’t miss Thanksgiving with his family.

Drew told Willow that she was more beautiful than he’d ever seen her and their wedding day was going to be perfect.

Leo hugged Ned, and Ned said he and Brook wanted to surprise everyone, when the smoke alarm went off. Olivia ran to find out what was burning, and Brook took Ned to the living room. She told him that Chase was determined to break the family curse, but he said resistance was futile. The curse came for them all. She said at least they were all in it together.

Isaiah said he saw Portia had scheduled herself to be there, and she said she was showing leadership, but that didn’t explain why he was there. He said it would be her first Thanksgiving without family, and he didn’t want her to spend the holiday alone.

Trina said Marshall should have seen how Aunt Stella handled Drew, and Curtis said she’d definitely given it to him. Marshall said he wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of a Stella Henry smackdown, and Stella said she had no regrets.

Willow saw Scout’s hair ornament and said she’d been looking for it, and Drew said Scout was lucky to get Willow for a stepmother. Willow said she was the lucky one, when Alexis arrived. Willow said she was happy Alexis could join them, and Alexis said she was looking forward to seeing Scout in her flower girl dress – again. Willow left, and Drew told Alexis, no more snide remarks. Convincing Scout that the marriage had her full support was her job. Alexis said she was there to support her granddaughter, and he suggested she smile, since she looked like she was at a funeral.

Willow did Scout’s hair and told her that she looked prettier than she did at their last wedding. When she married Scout’s dad, they’d become a family. Scout said she just wanted them to be happy, and Willow promised they would. She said Scout reminded her of Sam. Sam was beautiful, kind, funny, and smart, just like her. She hoped today was a happy day for Scout. Scout said it was and they hugged.

Ned told Brook that there were moments he wasn’t sure he’d see this place again and he was grateful to be back in his mother’s house. It sounded strange, but felt just right to say his mother’s house. He’d noticed there was a significant thaw when Brook visited him with Gio, and Brook said Gio could now stand to be in the same room with her. It felt like he was letting her in. The doorbell rang, and Brook opened the door to Gio and Emma.

Trina said she was glad her dad kept his cool when Stella told Drew off, and Curtis said it was all he could do not to punch the smug expression off Drew’s face at the Port Charles Grill. Stella said she didn’t endorse violence, but Drew did have a punchable face, and Curtis said they’d been through a tough year, but they had a lot to be thankful about. He didn’t want to jeopardize any of it. Stella said, seeing Congressman Cutthroat live out the miserable life he’d made for himself was all the revenge they needed.

Kai told Drew that the catering was set, Martin was coming shortly to officiate, and his guests would arrive in 15 minutes. Drew told him, grab a drink and enjoy the celebration, but Kai said he’d mad a prior commitment for the holiday. He congratulated Drew and said he hoped Drew got everything he deserved, when Nina arrived.

Emma said she hoped Brook didn’t mind that she’d tagged along, and Brook said, of course (🍷) not. Gio hugged Ned, and Brook said Chase was making dinner. She thought he was tempting fate, but he was nothing if not determined. Leo, Michael, and Olivia joined them, and Olivia said, welcome to the madness. It was false alarm. The steam from the glaze had set it off.  Brook said the last thing they needed was the house burning down while Tracy was away, and Ned said Tracy needed the time. Olivia said that’s why they’d delayed telling her about Drew stealing the Quartermaine family heirlooms, and Ned flashed back to having his heart attack outside Bobbie’s and Drew claiming he was faking. He said the last thing they wanted was another battle with Drew.

Nina told Drew that she’d brought Willow a dress straight from the Crimson closet. She wanted to let him know that she was here without an agenda. If Willow wanted to marry him, all she could do was get out of Willow’s way. Her daughter’s happiness and freedom were the most important things in the world and all she wanted. Drew said if she was playing him or planning… but she said she wasn’t. Willow chose to give him a second chance whether she liked it or not. He should be deserving of it for once.

Marshall said the hard part of touring was remembering what city he was in. He could have sworn he was in Raleigh, then he was brought chicory coffee. Trina said that was from New Orleans and she wanted to go there, when there was a knock at the door. Trina opened the door to Jordan.

Portia told Isaiah, since they were both spending the holiday there, she sprang for the good granola bars. She didn’t recommend the cafeteria thank turkey loaf. Isaiah said a granola bar with her was perfect, and they clinked bars.

Chase hugged Ned and said he’d made a turkey with all the fixings, but Ned said it was doomed to fail. Chase said he roasted a turkey with his dad every year, and Leo said he wouldn’t be having any. He was a vegetarian since he’d read a book on turkeys. Emma said she appreciated his new stance, and Gio agreed. Olivia said what about her meatballs and chicken parm, but Leo said, sorry. Olivia asked about the Feast of the Seven Fishes, and Leo said he wasn’t a pescatarian. She asked what he was going to eat for Thanksgiving, and Chase said he’d also made a tofurkey. Brook said he was deluded, but brilliant, and Chased said it was all laid out and ready to eat. Leo said they had to figure out what Outback was going to eat, but Chase said he thought Cody would take care of that. Leo said Outback looked hungry when he’d let her inside, and Ned wondered where Outback was now.

Outback was looking at the turkey with all the fixings.

Because she is not one of my dogs, Outback didn’t touch a thing, and the family marveled at the dinner table. Olivia said she couldn’t believe Chase actually did it, and Brook said, nobody move. They’d tempted fate as far as they could. Chase said there was no such thing as a curse, but Brook said it had been all laid out before when disaster struck. Olivia said there was the year they were robbed and Annabelle’s first year, and Brook said she couldn’t bear the thought of the dinner being ruined by a burst pipe or the table collapsing. Olivia asked if they were supposed to throw it away, but Brook said, of course (🍷) not. They’d give it to people who deserved it. Olivia said she knew exactly who should have it.

Stella said she could use Jordan’s help in the kitchen, but Jordan said she couldn’t stay. She was having dinner with Jenz, but she brought them some greens. Marshall said he knew TJ was out of town (😐) and Jordan should be with family, and Jordan thanked him, but said she was sure. She left and Curtis followed. Outside, he told her, wait. Don’t go.

Elizabeth said sorry she was late, and Alexis said, leave it to Drew to hijack Thanksgiving for the wedding. Elizabeth said she was sure Alexis would rather be home, and Alexis said they’d agreed that the most important thing was Scout. Drew had isolated her, and she wanted Scout to feel all the love. Elizabeth said Scout knew Alexis loved her, and she hoped Alexis knew that Willow loved Scout too. Alexis aid that made her feel slightly better about this circus.

Willow thanked Nina for the dress, and Nina asked if she wanted help getting dressed, but Willow said Elizabeth was coming to help her finish. Nina thanked Willow for including her. She’d promised Drew she wouldn’t interfere – and she wouldn’t – but she needed to know one thing. Did Willow really want to do this? Because if she didn’t, they could walk out right now.

Alexis told Scout that she looked pretty and asked if she was excited. Scout said she wished Kristina and Molly were there, but Alexis said she’d see them later for a sleepover. Scout asked if Alexis thought she’d be able see them more often, Danny and Rocco too, and Alexis said she thought the wedding meant Scout’s family was growing, which was a good thing. The more people, the more love she’d get from family. They hugged and exchanged I love yous.

Brook, Chase, Olivia, Gio, and Emma showed up at the hospital, and Brook told Portia, on behalf of the entire Quartermaine family, they were donating a homemade Thanksgiving dinner to the doctors, nurses, and staff of GH. Portia thanked them, and Olivia said they saved lives, and they couldn’t be more grateful. Portia said, Dr. Quartermaine made sure her staff were well taken care of and they’d taken on the tradition. They’d set it up in the conference room. She told Isaiah that it was one more thing to be thankful for.

Curtis said he understood why Jordan didn’t want to stay, and Jordan said the second she saw Trina’s face, she realized it was too soon. He said perhaps she was right. They’d give it some time. He was glad he got to see her on Thanksgiving. She said her too. There was a lot to be thankful for.

Marshall told Stella that he was told she knew the happy news. He was going to be a grandfather again. Portia was pregnant. In the doorway, Trina dropped the tray she was carrying and asked what he just said.

Ned said he wasn’t a fan of having a babysitter, but Olivia felt better if he wasn’t alone, and Gio said he was happy to stay. Ned said Brook was pleased to see him, and Gio said they’d had a breakthrough. He’d realized everything Brook did that made him so angry was because she loved him and wanted the best for him and he’d had a good life because of her. Ned said his biggest wish was for Gio to get to a place where he had a good relationship with both his parents. Family was everything. Gio said he thought he and Brook were on their way, but doubted it would happen with him and Dante. Ned said they were dealing with big emotions, and life was long if you were lucky. Gio didn’t want to end his days and have regrets. He hoped Gio stayed open to the possibility of having a relationship with his father. The doorbell rang, and Gio went to answer it.

Nina said whatever Willow needed – a house, money, a lawyer – was hers, no strings or conditions. Drew made her think he was all she had, but that wasn’t true. Willow told her, stop. She wasn’t blind to Drew. She knew who he was and what he’d done. Nina said, then how could she go through with it? and Willow said nothing was more important than her getting her kids back and nothing would send a stronger message to the jury. Nina said, so it was a strategy, and Willow said it was what she and Drew knew had to happen for her to be exonerated. She’d be in a stronger position to fight Michael for custody. She’d be married to a congressman while Michael was dating a hooker. Nina asked if she loved Drew, but Willow said she didn’t have to love Drew. She loved her kids and would do what she needed to, to have them back with her.

Michael said they did a good thing, and Brook asked if Chase was sure he didn’t mind. Chase said, it was the perfect way to spend Thanksgiving, and Michael said he’d see them back at the house. He flashed back to hearing Willow ask Elizabeth to be her maid of honor.

Nathan arrived at Drew’s house, and Nina said she was glad he was here. He asked if Willow was okay, and Nina said Willow thought marrying Drew was the only way she could get exonerated and get her kids back. Willow didn’t love Drew, and she should be relieved, but it made things worse. His phone dinged and he said he was sorry, but it was work. She said, nothing could make this day worse than it was, and he told her to try and have faith that Willow believed she was making the best choice for her kids. He left.

Willow looked at a photo of her, Wiley, and Amelia, when Elizabeth said it was time for her to get in her dress. Was she ready to get married?

Back at the mansion, Olivia said she’d defrost the casserole, but Gio said it wasn’t necessary. There was a big box on the living room table, and Olivia said, that’s a lot of pizza. Ned said he wished he could take credit, but it just showed up, and Gio said, there was a card. They’d waited for the rest of them before opening it. Brook read, Happy Thanksgiving, dear family. I took the liberty of placing this order ahead. We may be cursed, but we’re also extremely blessed. Remember me as you have dinner – Tracy. Chase said they’d have to call and thank her, and Brook said, she’d love that they carried on Monica’s tradition. Olivia said, even across the ocean, Tracy had them covered. Gio said he’d be right back, and met Emma in the foyer. He told her, happy Thanksgiving, and they kissed.

Leo said, now they could eat, but Olivia said, wait a minute. The rules are the rules. Ned said, first we sing, then we eat. They joined hands and sang, We Gather Together, and I teared up.

Scout walked down the aisle and Willow followed. Willow handed her bouquet to Elizabeth and faced Drew. Michael looked in the window.

Isaiah fed Portia a piece of pie, and she put the plate on the counter. She closed the blinds and they kissed.  

Trina saw Jordan and Curtis kissing and said, oh my God. Nathan walked up with another officer and said they wanted Curtis to come down to the station. Curtis said, for what? and Nathan said, for the attempted murder of Drew Cain.

Tuesday:

Martin asked if he should skip the part that asks if anyone objects, and Drew said, yeah. Nothing was going to stop him from marrying the woman he loved. Martin continued with the ceremony as Michael looked in the window.

Brook thanked Gio for helping with the clean-up and thanked him for coming. She wasn’t sure if he would, but was glad he did. He said he had fun, and she said, he and Emma were the perfect addition. He talked about next year and said he’d liked spending the holiday there.

Curtis asked if it could wait, but Nathan said it couldn’t. Curtis wondered if he was under arrest.

Laura talked to Lucky on the phone. She was glad he and Aiden were getting this time together. There was a knock at the door, and it was Doc with flowers. She said she wasn’t expecting him until next week, but he said he wanted to be with the person he was most thankful for.

Brook asked about Emma, and Gio said she’d been an amazing friend, then somewhere along the way, it became more than that. Brook was happy for him, then said she was bad at making conversation with her own son. She was terrified of messing it up. He said they were family. They might get mad at each other, but eventually it all worked out. He’d pushed her away at the beginning, but didn’t want to do that anymore

Nathan said he wasn’t arresting Curtis, and Curtis said, then he wasn’t going anywhere. Trina tried to intervene, but Curtis suggested she go inside and keep Stella there. Jordan wondered why Curtis needed to be questioned when there was a suspect already, and Nathan said new information had come to light. He hoped Curtis could clear things up. He could come back with warrant, but then would have to search the premises. Curtis said he’d meet them at the station.

The ceremony continued and Martin asked if Willow took Drew. She flashed back to telling Nina that she didn’t love Drew, but loved her kids.

Doc and Laura explained a double-decker bus to Ace (who, surprisingly is not in college yet.) Doc said, obviously, Laura was exhausted after a grueling campaign, but the voters made the right choice. He knew something was wrong and asked her to talk to him. She flashed back to finding Dalton’s body in the trunk, when Lulu knocked at the door.

Willow said, I do, and Scout gave Drew the rings. Martin said, when they looked at the rings, be reminded of this moment of commitment and love, and they exchanged them. Martin pronounced them husband and wife, and they kissed. Scout was the only one who could bear to watch.

Michael found Jacinda at the Brown Dog Bar and told her about Thanksgiving. She wondered why he wasn’t at home, and he said he had to see if Willow went through with the ceremony.

Brook said she didn’t want to push, but wanted Gio to know she cared. He said he knew and told her to just be real, and she told him, as long as he was real with her too. She wanted his take on the night of the break-in.

Trina wondered why the police needed to talk to Curtis, but Kai said Curtis could handle himself. Stella was glad Jordan went with him, but Trina said it was an opportunity for Jordan to get her hooks in Curtis. Jordan was the reason her parents were splitting up. She’d seen Jordan kissing her father outside.

Curtis couldn’t find a lawyer, but Jordan said she’d stay with him during questioning as a witness. Nathan said that wasn’t possible, but Curtis said it was either that, or they’d wait until he got a lawyer.

Nathan started with Curtis’s movements on September 3rd. What was he doing the night Drew Cain was shot?

Scout said she had a surprise for Drew, and Alexis congratulated Willow. Willow told Nina, mission accomplished, and Nina said she’d support Willow with anything she needed. She knew the kids took precedence. Willow said she’d do anything for her children.

Gio told Brook that he’d forgotten about the lab thing after Ned went to the hospital, and he and Emma freaked when they realized the kids were doing it on their own. Involving them to any extent had been a mistake. Brook said he couldn’t have foreseen the repercussions, but he said they were on him. She said he’d owned it and apologized, but he said that didn’t hold much weight with Dante. She said Dante was a cop and when he was scared, it came out as anger. It wasn’t fair, but it could help Gio understand. He said Dante had the right to his anger, but he wasn’t obligated to take it.

Michael told Jacinda that Willow did it, but if he hadn’t seen it, he wouldn’t have believed it. It wasn’t about him, but Willow had chosen Drew even after he lied to her, slept with her mother, and intentionally manipulated their son. He felt his decisions had been the right ones, but couldn’t face the kids tonight. Jacinda said she was glad he came, and he said he was too.

Lulu said she was happy Doc was home, and Laura said it had been a surprise. Doc asked how Rocco was, and Lulu said, grateful to be out of the detention center. He asked if there was any word on Dalton, and Lulu said, no, and she hoped it stayed that way. She asked if she could put Ace down, and Laura said, by all means. Lulu took Ace to his room, and Doc thought it was strange about Dalton disappearing. Did Laura think he was gone for good?

Stella wondered if Curtis had cheated with Jordan, and Trina said her dad wouldn’t cheat, but Jordan had swooped in at the first sign of trouble. Stella was angry because Marshall knew, and Trina said it sucked to find out your family was keeping secrets from you, like them knowing Portia was pregnant. Marshall said Portia wanted to wait until after the first trimester to tell people, but Trina said she wasn’t people. She was family. Stella said it explained so much.

Willow noted that not many guests were in attendance, but Elizabeth said it wasn’t the quantity, but the quality that was important. Willow said she knew Elizabeth didn’t agree with her choices, but never turned her back, and Elizabeth said she hoped this would give Willow everything she wanted. Willow said she knew it would.

Gio told Brook that Dante couldn’t demand he do things his way. It was too late for Dante to discipline him. Brook said it was strained between them now, but Dante wanted to have a relationship with Gio. He’d been happy to find out Gio was his, but it was obviously confusing, and he was hurt about having lost time with Gio. Gio said they both had their own way of doing things, when Emma came in. She thanked Brook for including her, and Brook left. Emma said she’d been calling Gio, but he said his phone was on silent. She showed him a note and said she’d found this at home under the door.

Michael told Jacinda that a friend suggested if he let Willow see the kids, she wouldn’t marry Drew, but his only goal was to protect them. Willow marrying Drew proved he couldn’t trust her judgement. Jacinda said Drew was a spiteful, vindictive bully, and shouldn’t be allowed near Wiley and Amelia. He said that sounded personal, and she said her mom remarried when she was 13. She just wanted her mom to be happy, but her stepfather wasn’t dad material. He wasn’t abusive, but he was uninterested. Kids wanted to feel like they mattered, and Willow and Drew had proven they weren’t capable of that. He was doing the right thing. Michael said Jacinda had officially ruined his plans to feel sorry for himself. She’d made him feel better. Jacinda said he’d ruined her night too. She liked to unwind in public places and feel like a part of something while she was thinking. She usually enjoyed being alone, but tonight she was enjoying being with him more. He said he wished they’d met under different circumstances. Mostly because he wanted to be with her because he liked her for the beautiful, strong, fascinating woman she was. They kissed.

Alexis said she’d come to support her granddaughter, and Martin said he’d told Drew it wasn’t what was best for the kids. She said he’d been wasting his time. It was Drew’s big chance to get what he wanted, but every decision Willow made, or Drew made on Willow’s behalf, made her job harder. She had to win the case, or she’d never see Scout. Drew didn’t have Scout’s emotional well-being as a priority. He asked, what was the plan? and she said she had to convince the jury that anyone was more likely to shoot Drew than Willow.

Curtis told Nathan that he dropped Stella off, then met Alexis to discuss Stella’s case. After that he went to The Savoy to do paperwork. His last stop was the Brown Dog, where he met Jordan for drinks. Jordan confirmed that, and Nathan asked if anyone could corroborate that Curtis was in the office, but Curtis said, no. The club was closed and he was alone. If he’d known he needed an alibi, he would have brought someone. He asked what the new information was, and Nathan said they’d gotten security records from the club’s alarm system. The alarm had been deactivated at 9:25 and reactivated at 9:51. Tracy had called 911 at 10:28, and Curtis met Jordan at 11 pm. What had he been doing during the time period when Drew was shot?

Jacinda said she’d been thinking about what to tell someone five years from now about them meeting, since their meet-cute had been unconventional. Not that they’d be together by then. It was hypothetical. She suggested they go to her apartment, and they left.

Willow threw the bouquet and Scout caught it. Alexis told the bachelorette-in-waiting that it was time to go, and Scout hugged Drew and Willow. She told them, happy honeymoon.

Lulu told Doc, welcome home, and told Laura that they’d talk soon. She left, and Laura said Doc was right. Something was very wrong.

Trina said she needed air, and Kai went outside with her. Stella asked Marshall if Curtis and Jordan were an item and if that was the reason for the divorce. Marshall said Curtis was grown man and what he did was his business. It wasn’t for them to interfere. Stella told him to talk some damn sense into his son. When you saw someone that you loved making a huge life-altering mistake, you spoke up. Irene would be disappointed in Curtis for walking away from his child. Marshall said that wasn’t what Curtis was doing, and Irene would tell her to leave it alone. She said he didn’t know her sister at all if that’s what he really thought.

Nathan said it didn’t take an hour to get to the Brown Dog, and Curtis said he got there before Jordan. Jordan said Curtis was there when she arrived and asked if Nathan had any evidence indicating that Curtis was the shooter. Nathan said Curtis was an ex-cop and knew how to cover his tracks. His original statement hadn’t said he got to the bar before Jordan, and he was giving Curtis an opportunity to amend it. Was there anything else he failed to mention? Curtis flashed back to meeting Selina, who said she’d been intrigued be his phone call. What could she do for him?

Willow asked what Scout’s surprise was, and Drew showed her a picture Scout drew of herself with them. He asked if Willow was okay, and she said she was wonderful. She’d married the man of her dreams. He asked if she missed Wiley and Amelia, and she said, every day. He said she’d be back with them soon and the picture would have five, not three. She said their family would be complete, and he promised it would all work out.

Michael and Jacinda went to her apartment where they got busy and there was a song part. (I really like these two together.)

Emma told Gio that it was the address of the off-campus lab Dalton told Josslyn about, where he experimented on animals. Was he ready? They were rescuing those dogs tonight.

Doc said Laura could tell him anything, and she said she’d been waiting for them to be alone. It was about Henry Dalton. He asked if she was worried Dalton might show up and insist Rocco be prosecuted, and Laura said Dalton was dead. He asked how she knew, and she said she knew because she found his body in the trunk of his car.

Trina told Kai that her mom was pregnant, and no one told her. Now her dad had been dragged to the police station and Jordan, of all people, went with him. Kai said it might be a good thing, and she said, if Jordan kept him out of jail. She’d been scared that her mom might be the one who shot Drew, but her dad had the same reasons to want Drew dead and would have seen it as a way to protect her. What if her dad was guilty?

Curtis said he stood by his statement, and Nathan said Curtis had a strong motive. Drew had been behind Stella’s investigation. Jordan said half the city wanted Drew dead, and Nathan said, true. It was just a theory and the evidence was sparse. Curtis said, try non-existent, and Nathan said it told him that Drew’s shooting wasn’t a crime of passion, but executed by a professional. Curtis flashed back to telling Selina that one million dollars would be wired to the account of her choice. She said, what did he need her to arrange? And he said he wanted Drew Cain dead tonight.

Wednesday:

Ric visited Sonny bearing whiskey, and Sonny said they had to start somewhere. Why not tonight?

Dante told Rocco that he didn’t want him hanging out with Gio anymore.

At the Brown Dog, Emma told Gio that the last break in was a disaster. If they got caught this time, it could be worse. Was he sure it was a risk he wanted to take?

Ava met Nina at the Brown Dog, and Nina said her daughter was now Mrs. Drew Cain. This day couldn’t get any worse. Ava said she wouldn’t be too sure about that.

Portia went to the station to see Curtis and saw Jordan in the interrogation room with him.

Jordan said none of the evidence pointed back to Curtis, but Nathan said Curtis would now how to stage a crime scene to avert suspicion. Curtis flashed back to telling Selina that he wanted Drew Cain dead tonight, and to make sure it wasn’t traced back to him. Selina said it posed significant risk, but he said it still needed to be done. Jordan told Nathan that Curtis had no access to the murder weapon.

Laura told Doc that Henry Dalton was dead, and she found his body in the trunk of her car just hours before winning the election. He asked where the body was, and she said she didn’t know, but didn’t think anyone would ever find Professor Dalton.

An officer said it could be a while, and Portia said maybe she should head out. It seemed like her husband was in good hands. She looked at a text from Ava asking to meet.

Nathan said the Quartermaines had no idea when Edward’s gun went missing or when it was last seen. Curtis could have gone to the estate to discuss business with Michael. Jordan said any number of people had access to the gun, but Nathan said if an ex-cop planned to commit murder, they’d use a weapon where they wouldn’t be suspected. It was a great way to misdirect the investigation. Curtis flashed back to telling Selina that he was prepared to wire one million dollars tonight to get rid of Drew, and she said he was clearly motivated. May she ask why? He said Drew had been targeting his family, most recently his Aunt Stella. She needed to get it done in a way that didn’t trace back to either of them and make it look like she never came back to town.

Emma said if they got caught, it could ruin Gio’s relationship with Dante, but Gio said forget about that. What if Dalton knew they were up to something? He knew Emma was onto him and suddenly she got the lab address under her door. What if it was a set up?  

Nina asked what Ava wasn’t telling her, and Ava said she told Portia that Nina named her as a suspect in Drew’s shooting. Nina said she didn’t. All she did was tell someone that Portia had no alibi, and that person told Alexis. She was just trying to save her daughter. Ava said Nina could tell Portia that herself, since she was on her way there.  She had to woman up and straighten this out.

Laura said Doc must have seen her fight with Dalton. It was all over the media, social and otherwise. Doc said he couldn’t have been more proud, and she said she thought it cost her the election, but the voters surprised her. He said, they made the right choice. How did Dalton’s body end up in her trunk? She started to cry and said she didn’t know. She’d worked late on election night, and was driving home, when she got a flat. She pulled off the road and went to the trunk to get flares. There he was, dead. She could see he’d been shot. She thought she was in shock, but knew to check his pulse, so she did that. She got some of his blood on her and maybe her DNA on him. All after her threatening him went viral. He said, and she didn’t call the police, and she said she didn’t. She called Sonny.

Ric said he and Molly had dinner. He knew Kristina had been there with Sonny and Alexis was at Drew and Willow’s wedding to support Scout. It was interesting, seeing the shift with Molly and Kristina. They’d been estranged, but were seemingly closer than ever now. He appreciated Sonny trusting him to defend Rocco. On that note, their legal strategy was on hold until Dalton was found.

Rocco said Gio was his brother and he wouldn’t stop seeing him, but Dante said he was a minor and didn’t get to make choices about his freedom, especially if he got arrested. Gio was a bad influence. The first time he trusted Gio, Rocco needed his stomach pumped. Now Gio got him involved in the lab break-in. He was beaten up in juvie and facing criminal charges, and it wall went back to Gio. Rocco said Dante couldn’t cut his brother out of his life and asked if Lulu was okay with this.

Jordan said Willow had been charged, so why was Curtis being questioned? and Nathan said, to fortify the ADA’s case, they were looking at statements and timelines of persons of interest. Curtis had gaps in his timeline. He was alone at The Savoy with no way to verify it. Curtis flashed back to Selina saying, ordinarily, she didn’t involve herself in high-level assassinations, but she had a soft spot for Curtis and enjoyed being in business with him. Curtis asked if they had a deal, and she said arrangements would be made for it to be done in the next two hours. She knew the perfect person for the job. Nathan said, the second gap was during the alarm reset. They had no idea what Curtis was doing in the hour before he arrived at the Brown Dog. Curtis said he had business to attend to, and Nathan said, what kind? Curtis told him, give it up. He realized a fishing expedition when he saw one and Nathan had nothing.

Laura told Doc that she knew she’d been set up and didn’t know what to do, but knew Sonny would, and he said, Sonny handled it? She said, he did, and Doc said it was now too late for her to come forward. She told him, that’s what Sonny said too, but he also assured her that he took care of the body. He asked, what about the car? and she said, it was cleaned and detailed and in the garage in the morning like nothing happened. Doc said he owed her an apology. She had to go to Sonny because he couldn’t be there to help. She said it wasn’t his fault. She called Sonny because she didn’t know what to do and knew Sonny did.

Lulu said she and Dante had been seeing a pattern of behavior and wanted it to stop for Rocco’s own safety. Gio was the common denominator. Rocco said Gio didn’t make choices for him. Dante was trying to do the same thing that Drew was doing to Scout. Lulu said it was a totally different situation, but Rocco said it wasn’t. Family was supposed to stick together. Not that his dad knew anything about that. What gave him the right when he’d walked out on them twice? Rocco walked out, and Dante was about to follow him, but Lulu said, let him go.  

Emma told Gio, when Dalton was trying to leave with Josslyn, he was super drunk. Maybe he accidentally told Josslyn the address, and she’d written the note. Gio said, maybe, and she said she knew the risk, but couldn’t let the animals suffer one more night. He said, neither could he, and she said they had to buy leashes and collars. Then they’d shut Dalton down for good. They left the bar.

Ava said, Portia was going to find out one way or the other, so Nina may as well own up to it so they could all move on. They were friends, and both knew you didn’t come by friends easily, so Nina didn’t have the luxury of throwing a friendship away. Nina could be mad at her, but needed to fix this tonight. Portia walked in.

Lulu said Dante and Rocco both needed to calm down, and Dante asked if she felt like he’d abandoned her. She said she hadn’t thought about that in so long. He’d been on a mission for the WSB, then left to get treatment for PTSD. He said he did it to protect her, and she said she knew. He said, just tell him, and she said, yes. In a way, it felt like he’d abandoned them when he went to work for the WSB. When he came back, he was struggling so much, but wouldn’t let her help. It was like he was disappearing in front of her, but she wanted him to know she never said any of that to Rocco, not when he was a little boy or since. He said it wasn’t on her. He led them to where they were now – Rocco fighting with the dad who’d left him and was keeping him from his brother.

Sonny told Ric that he’d been laying off the drinking, but just for today. It was something to commemorate. Ric said, them talking about their families. It was like they were related. Here’s to it lasting more than one day. Sonny tasted his drink and said, ahh. It had been so long. He was impressed with the strategy Ric and Alexis came up with, and Ric said he and Alexis made a good team professionally. Sonny said he took a chance on Ric, but it wasn’t easy given their history. He knew Ric would do what was best for his grandson. Ric said, unfortunately, his best didn’t include the community service promised by the ADA, but Sonny said Dalton produced false evidence. No one saw that coming. There was a knock at the door, and Sonny opened it to Rocco. Sonny asked how he got there, and Rocco said, a Ride Share. Ric asked if something was wrong. Was Dalton harassing him? Rocco said it was nothing like that. He walked out on his mom and dad and wasn’t going back. Could he stay with Sonny?

Doc said he was glad Sonny was there to help, but regretted not being there for Laura, when his phone dinged. He said it could wait. She was his priority. She’d been dealing with this on her own since election day. Laura said she hadn’t really slept and asked him to hold her. He held her and she said she was glad he was home. He said him too, but they had to be honest with themselves. He had the feeling this was far from over.

Portia said if she’d known Nina was there, she wouldn’t have come. It felt like an ambush. Ava said it wasn’t her intention, when Nina said she was going to the restroom. She left, and Portia said she didn’t appreciate being tricked. She didn’t have time for this and had to go. Ava said, please don’t. She realized Portia was angry and had every right to be… Portia said Nina threw her under the bus for attempted murder, and Ava said it was wrong, but Nina didn’t exactly accuse her. Portia asked if she was defending Nina, and Ava said, no, but she didn’t think Portia and Nina should be enemies. Portia said, if that was the case, why was Ava telling her that instead of Nina?

Curtis told Nathan that he admitted there was friction between him and Drew, but a lot of people had issues with Drew, and some had stronger motives to shoot him. Nathan said, true, and Curtis said he had no ill will against Willow, but she was arrested for a reason. Maybe Nathan was trying to score points with the department or Nina in getting her daughter off the hook, but he was looking at the wrong man. Nathan said he wasn’t trying to earn points. He was giving Curtis an opportunity to amend his statement. Jordan said Curtis wasn’t amending anything. Certainly not without counsel. Nathan said he’d hate if Curtis’s statement was contradicted with new information, and Curtis said he went to see Alexis, then to The Savoy, and the Brown Dog for drinks with Jordan. Nathan said, there was no one at The Savoy? and Curtis said, no. Nathan said, and no one saw him? and Curtis said, no. Nathan said, not even his wife?  

Portia found Nina in the restroom, and Nina said she was so sorry. Ava didn’t tell her that Portia was coming. If she’d known… Portia said she would have run away like the coward she was, and Nina said she realized that out of context, what she did was terrible, but she didn’t go to the police or speak to Alexis directly. Portia said, straight to justification and excuses, and Nina said she was truly sorry. She needed to give Alexis an alternative suspect. She didn’t accuse Portia, but wanted to show there were a lot of people besides Willow that wanted to see Drew dead. Portia said she wasn’t a suspect. She wasn’t even on the PCPD’s radar and Nina betrayed her. Nina said she was trying to save her daughter. They didn’t know where Portia went that night and didn’t know what she did. Portia asked if Nina thought she’d shot Drew.

Sonny said he let Rocco’s parents know he was there. What happened? Rocco said he wasn’t allowed to see Gio. They were blaming everything on him. Ric offered to leave, but Sonny said there was football in the den. Just give him a minute with Rocco. Ric left, and Rocco said his parents were flat out wrong. Gio was great. Sonny said Rocco could disagree or fight with his parents, but he couldn’t walk out.

Dante said he wasn’t surprised Rocco went to where Gio lived, but Lulu said Rocco was upset and would have gone to Sonny’s or her mom’s no matter what. He was lashing out. Dante said it felt like it kept getting worse, and Lulu said Rocco found out a lot of new life changing information in a short amount of time. He needed patience and understanding. Dante said he’d missed how much resentment there was over him leaving, but she said there were extenuating circumstances. He couldn’t expect Rocco to understand, and from Rocco’s perspective, Gio had extenuating circumstances too.  

Nathan asked where Curtis’s wife had been, and Jordan said, now he was questioning Curtis about someone else’s whereabouts? Nathan said, considering Curtis and Portia were married, why wasn’t he with his wife? Curtis said, she was on duty at GH, and Nathan said, his wife was busy, so Curtis called his ex-wife. Jordan asked how this was relevant, and Nathan said she was sitting in as Curtis’s de facto counsel. Curtis said his personal relationships were none of Nathan’s business and if Nathan felt the need to waste his time in the future, go through his attorney. They were done here. He and Jordan left.

Nina said they both knew the reason Portia hated Drew. She drugged him. Portia said, so did Nina, and Nina said it wasn’t a leap to think Portia shot him. Portia asked if that was Nina’s justification for betraying her, and Nina said she wanted to get the spotlight off her daughter. Like Portia, she’d do anything to protect her child. Portia said, what about protecting hers? She wasn’t only talking about Trina, but the one she was carrying.

Doc said Laura reached out to the person who could best help in the moment, but they couldn’t kid themselves. Someone went to the trouble of putting a dead body in her trunk. They weren’t just setting her up. It was a message, and there was no reason to think they were done. She said she thought she knew who was behind it, when his phone dinged again. He said it was a young person who was struggling. They’d just checked into the psyche ward at GH. She said he should go. She could wait, his patient couldn’t. She didn’t mind waiting to finish their conversation. She probably wouldn’t sleep anyway. They hugged and exchanged I love yous.

Sonny said Rocco was out on bail and facing criminal charges. It was serious and he couldn’t be on the street at night. He and Dante didn’t agree on a lot of things, but Rocco had to respect his father who just wanted to protect him. Rocco said he didn’t need protection from Gio, and Sonny said, maybe, maybe not, but his father was right in questioning his judgment, especially the way he’d been acting and the bad choices he’d made. Rocco asked what he was supposed to do, and Sonny said Rocco had to prove to his parents that they could trust him, but it wasn’t going to happen overnight. Rocco said he guessed he hadn’t helped things, and Sonny said, no, but he was glad Rocco came there. He could stay there tonight. They hugged, and Sonny said Rocco would be okay.

Dante asked if Gio’s extenuating circumstances were finding out he and Brook were his parents, and Lulu said that was pretty extenuating. Dante said he agreed, but regardless, Gio was still the older brother and twice failed to look out for Rocco. That was on him because he wanted to be close to Gio and encouraged the relationship. She said Rocco’s interest in Gio wasn’t just because of Dante. She thought they had a lot in common, including the people who loved them. For better or worse, Rocco wasn’t giving up on Gio because they told him to.

Nina said, Portia was pregnant? She never would have… Portia said Nina wouldn’t have sacrificed her to saved her trainwreck of a daughter? Nina would have her give birth in prison. Nina told Portia that she thought they’d said enough, but Portia said she wasn’t done with Nina yet. She knew why Nina did this. She thought Willow was guilty. Nina said Willow had made mistakes, but only because Drew manipulated her, and Portia said Willow wasn’t an innocent victim. Willow married Drew today, and she wasn’t allowing either of them to run over her. Nina tried to leave, but Portia grabbed her and said she told Nina that she wasn’t done with her.

Nina came out, and Ava asked, what happened? but Nina kept walking quickly past the table. Ava asked where Nina was going, but Nina left. Portia returned, and Ava asked if she was all right. Portia said she would be, but in case Nina didn’t get the message, she wasn’t going to be collateral damage. Nina wanted to protect Willow and she wanted to protect her own.

On the phone with Turner, Nathan said they needed to take a closer look at Curtis. He wanted to call in the bartender, the waitress, and any patrons that were at the Brown Dog the night of the shooting. If there’s enough there, they’d get a warrant for the security footage of the club.

Jordan said the fact Curtis was brought in for questioning again, said their case against Willow wasn’t as solid as they’d hoped. Obviously, Curtis didn’t shoot Drew, and they had no way to pin it on him, but please do not talk to the cops again without his lawyer. Curtis said he wouldn’t, but he was grateful she went to bat for him. That’s why he had to tell her what really happened. He had to lie to the police tonight and didn’t want to lie to her.

Lulu said Dante needed to fix things with Rocco. He had a moment, now he needed to go explain what he was feeling and why – and listen, compromise. Gio wasn’t going anywhere. Dante said he wasn’t going to let Gio lead Rocco into a dangerous situation again, but she said he didn’t need to cut Gio out of Rocco’s life. Get him to understand why his actions were of concern and maybe meet him halfway.

Ric asked how Rocco was doing, and Sonny said he was mad at his father, and his father was mad at him. They said things they shouldn’t have. Ric said he wondered where they got that from, when Rocco came out. He said he wanted to ask them both something. How would they feel if someone stopped them from seeing each other? Sonny said Rocco’s situation was different, and Ric said they had a long history. Suddenly, Gio and Emma came in with a lot of dogs. Sonny asked what the hell was going on, and Gio said they could explain. Sonny asked where all the dogs came from.

Laura looked at the flowers from Lucky, when there was a knock at the door. She opened it and said she thought they’d be stopping by soon.

Thursday:

Dogs, dogs, and more dogs covered Sonny’s living room. Rocco asked if they’d rescued them from Dalton’s lab, and Gio said yeah, his second lab. Emma said the shelters were closed for the night and they had nowhere else to bring them. Gio asked if they could keep the dogs there tonight, and Ric said there was a more important issue. They’d committed a felony and made Rocco and accomplice to every law they’d just broken.

Alexis said she hated not spending Thanksgiving with Kristina and Molly and being forced to witness Drew and Willow’s wedding. But it was worth it to have Scout spend the night. Kristina said Scout telling her about her flower girl duties made her day, and Molly said her too. Alexis said, it was the best part, and Kristina asked, what was the worst part? Alexis said, everything else. She had to do her damnedest to get Willow acquitted or lose access to Scout. One thing she and Drew agreed on was Willow’s innocence, but that meant the real shooter was out there somewhere.

Trina told Kai that it wasn’t her favorite Thanksgiving. Her mom was pregnant, and no one told her. She found her dad and Jordan kissing before the cops showed up to take her dad in for questioning about Drew’s shooting. It was the worst holiday ever. Kai asked what he could do, and she said he was doing it by just being there.

Curtis told Jordan that he lied about the hour he’d spent at The Savoy. He’d said he was alone, but he was with Selina Wu. He wanted her to kill Drew.

Britt walked into the Brown Dog and ordered a margarita, extra spicy. Jason came in and sat with Spinelli, glancing over at Britt. He asked Spinelli what was going on, and Spinelli said he was back from seeing Maxie. At the bar, Cody said he was wondering when he’d run into Britt, and they hugged. He said she was looking good for a dead woman. Jason watched them.

Laura read the card from Lucky, when there was a knock at the door. She looked through the peephole, steeled herself, then opened the door. She said she had the feeling they’d be stopping by. Sidwell asked if she was going to invite him in, but she said he’d wasted a trip. He asked her to please reconsider. He didn’t want his next stop to be the police.

Laura let Sidwell in and he congratulated her on her victory. She asked what he wanted and he said, so much for the small talk. She’d defended her grandson by publicly confronting Professor Dalton and by killing him. She said she did nothing of the sort, and he asked how she explained this, producing a photo of her looking at Dalton’s dead body in her trunk.

Ric said he was trying to defend Rocco, and they’d further implicate him by bringing in stolen property. Emma said they weren’t property, they were dogs, but Ric said the law wouldn’t see it that way. Gio said they didn’t steal them, and Emma said they liberated them. Ric said the police would see it as breaking and entering, but Sonny said they took action to save the dogs from abuse. Ric asked if the dogs were being beaten or starved, and Gio said they were locked in cages, waiting to be experimented on. Emma said it was immoral, but Ric said sometimes the law and morals didn’t work in tandem. In most cases, animal testing wasn’t illegal. Rocco said if Dalton left, he didn’t know the dogs were missing, and if no one saw Gio and Emma, they’d be in the clear. Dante walked in.  

Britt asked if Cody wanted to catch up, unless he was going to con her again, but he said he left that life behind. She said being a stand-up guy was so boring, and he tried to leave, but she grabbed his arm and said, sorry. Good for him with the self-improvement. Any tips? He said, none that topped coming back from the dead. She had a clean slate. She flashed back to Sidwell shooting Dalton, and said he’d be surprised. He said one of his many improvements was listening, but she suggested they just have a good laugh instead. He said he wasn’t in the best mood, and she asked, what’s the problem? He said he was waiting for someone, but it looked like she wasn’t going to come, and Britt said then they’d have to cheer each other up.

Spinelli told Jason that he thought the kids and Mac and Felicia were happy to be in the same room as Maxie. It was good for them. Jason said, what about him? and Spinelli said it should make him happy, but it didn’t. It killed him every time.

Kai said the police released Trina’s dad, which was a good sign, but Trina said they had a good enough reason to bring him in. Kai said maybe they were just clearing him, and she said she felt helpless. She couldn’t just stand by while her family unraveled. There had to be something she could do. He said they could figure out who really shot Drew.

Curtis said Selina came back at his request, and Jordan said because he wanted her to kill Drew. He said, for a million dollars, and she asked why he was telling her this. He said she’d defended him at the PCPD, and he didn’t want to repay her by lying. She said, instead, he made her an accomplice after the fact.

Dante said these were Henry Dalton’s dogs. Gio had done it again. He’d brought his little brother in on a potential crime. Rocco said Gio and Emma just got there. He’d known nothing about it. Gio said Rocco had nothing to do with this, and Dante said, now Rocco was surrounded by stolen property. In fact, everybody there was party to a crime. He’d brought his younger brother into a dangerous situation and everyone else. How selfish was he? Sonny said, enough.

Kai said he and Trina were the only people there except for Drew and the shooter, and the closest thing to witnesses. They needed to go over it again. Maybe they’d think of something that didn’t register at the time. Trina said, what if she didn’t want to know who did it? It looked more and more like it was one of her parents.

Molly said Willow was probably convinced that if she married Drew, a jury would never think she shot him, and Alexis said, Willow definitely thought that. Kristina said, but couldn’t it look like Drew was infatuated with Willow and she was playing him? and Alexis said it was a risk, but they refused to hear it. She thought that Drew convinced Willow, it was the only path to get her kids back. She genuinely believed Scout and Willow were fond of each other, and at the end of brutal day, if that was a win, she’d take it.

Spinelli told Jason that it was clear Georgie and James were clinging to the hope Maxie would wake up. He was glad, but couldn’t help dwelling on the alternatives. Either Maxie would never open her eyes, or her condition would deteriorate and they’d lose her. Jason said Maxie was getting the best possible care and they had to hope it was enough, and Spinelli said he prayed Jason was right. But her waking up felt like a fantasy. Jason said he had to focus on that outcome, but Spinelli said it was harder in practice. Today he felt trapped in the question, would there ever be more times to come?

Britt said Cody almost dating his cousin was a little funny, and Cody said, it was heartbreaking. She said he managed to cheer her up, and he told her that this winter, he was trapped on the GH rooftop and took his pants off. He threw them over the side to signal they were trapped. Britt stumbled and he caught her. Jason continued to watch.

Laura said faking a photo was easily done and they’d seen what AI could do, and Sidwell said they both knew the photo was real. When the police authenticated it, they’d find that too. Laura asked, where’s the murder weapon? He knew she didn’t shoot Dalton, so she assumed he did. Unless he had an associate to it for him. She’d faced others like him, faced worse than him, and none of them were around anymore, but she was. (This is why I don’t understand her freaking out about anything.)

Sidwell asked if the people Laura had faced down had proof she was a murderer. He did, and not just her picture. He showed her another photo and said, there he is, her good friend Sonny Corinthos. He had a reputation for violence and the same motive for murder as her – their grandson. It would have been enough for her to incriminate herself, but the real gift was that she incriminated Sonny Corinthos as well.

Sonny told Dante to forget his badge and think about being a father, but Dante said he couldn’t. He was acting Police Commissioner and couldn’t ignore evidence of a break-in and theft. Ric said, regarding the alleged crime committed, was Dante familiar with the Good Samaritan law? If anyone saw a person – or in this case, animal – in imminent danger, they could act in order to save them. Emma said Ric was right. They were walking home and heard barking. Gio said it sounded like the dogs were in pain, so they followed the noise to a random building. They saw the dogs were trapped and knew they had to get them out. Dante said, what street? but Emma said she didn’t remember. Dante asked why they didn’t call 911, and Gio said they acted on instinct. What was most important was that they save all the dogs.

Trina told Kai that both of her parents had been acting weird. She was starting to wonder if her dad was the one who shot Drew. Kai asked why, and she said her Aunt Stella thought it was her dad the night of the shooting because she couldn’t get ahold of him. Kai said he could believe her dad could shoot someone in anger, but he wasn’t sure about her mom, and she said if one of her parents did it, she was the reason.

Curtis told Jordan, sorry. Drew couldn’t retaliate against him, so he blackmailed Portia, then came for Stella. That was his family, and he had a duty to protect them. Jordan said she didn’t deny he had motive, but knew he couldn’t murder someone in cold blood or pay someone else to do it. He asked what made her so sure. 

Molly looked for her phone, and Kristina found it. She said Molly got a text from Cody, who wanted her to meet him at the Brown Dog. Molly told her to mind her own business. Didn’t she remember what happened the last time? Kristina said, of course (🍷). That’s why she was being nosy. She should have never paid Cody to seduce Ava. Let her make it up. Molly asked, how? and Kristina told her to go upstairs and change out of… whatever this was, and they’d send Cody a surprise. Alexis said Molly had worked hard and it was a holiday. Go have some fun.

Dante said, not only did Gio drag Rocco into this mess, he hadn’t learned from his past mistakes. Sonny said it was a victimless crime, and Ric said, there was no crime. It was a Good Samaritan situation. Dalton skipped town and the dogs were being abused and needed help. Dante said, for all they knew, Dalton could be back tomorrow.

Sidwell said he knew he was risking Laura calling the police when she discovered the body. Fortunately, she called Corinthos instead. He knew this complicated things for her and he was there to make things simple again. As long as she cooperated, no one would know the part she played in Dalton’s demise. Laura said she didn’t play any part, and he said, who knew what other evidence would come to light? She told him, cut to the chase. What did he want? He said he wanted her to continue working for the good people of Port Charles, but she’d also work for him. And as long as she did what he politely asked her to, she’d stay in office and out of prison. She said, if she refused? and he said her husband, children, and grandchildren still needed her. If something tragic were to happen to her, it would just kill them… so to speak. There was a knock at the door, and she said, ignore it and they’ll go away, but he said, that would be so rude. Allow him. He opened the door, and Boyle said, sorry he was late. What did he miss?

Spinelli said he should be with the kids, Mac, and Felicia. He thanked Jason for being a good friend and lending a wise ear. Jason said, anytime, and Spinelli said, for what it was worth (🍷), he noticed Jason’s gaze drifting to Britt. He knew Jason and Cody had scuffles, but Cody was wonderful James. He thought Cody was a man of great character. Jason thanked Spinelli for the beer, and Spinelli left.

At the jukebox, Britt asked what they should play, and Cody flashed back to dancing with Molly. He put the same song on, and Britt said, dance with me. He still owed her for parachuting into her and almost drowning her in the MetroCourt pool. He asked if she’d let it go if he said yes, and she said, maybe. They danced, when Molly walked in looking amazing, and saw them.

Britt kissed Cody and Molly ran out. Cody said, whoa. What was she doing? Britt asked why he was being so weird. She knew he was attracted to her. He said he was glad she was alive and he’d be there if she needed him, but it wasn’t like that. There was someone else in the picture now, who was clearly not coming. Britt said, my bad. She guessed things did change. She went to the bar and ordered another spicy margarita with a double shot of tequila, but Jason said, make that water, please.

Alexis said Kristina did a good job convincing Molly, and Kristina said Molly looked so pretty. She thought Molly was excited. Alexis said she was happy Kristina and Molly had repaired their relationship. It was what she was most thankful for today. When they’d lost the baby, then lost Sam, she honestly didn’t think their family would be able to heal. Kristina said she thought of Sam every day, today especially. Sam loved Thanksgiving. Alexis said it wasn’t the same without her, but she’d be proud of the love and support Kristina had shown her sister – they hugged – and her mom.

Jordan said Curtis didn’t tell her that he went through with it, and Curtis said, Selina agreed to do the job, but in the end, he couldn’t go through with it. He never transferred the money. He didn’t want a murder on his conscience and didn’t want Selina to have that kind of power over him. Jordan said he had morals and was a better man than Drew, and he said Drew could drop dead and he wouldn’t shed a tear. He realized if he got caught it would destroy his family. He had a beautiful daughter and a child on the way. He couldn’t let Drew Cain or Selina Wu or anyone take that away.

Dante said the thing with Gio was tearing their family apart. Rocco was a shy kid and never stepped out of line. Now he got alcohol poisoning and almost died and got arrested, all within a few months. Sonny said Rocco was growing up, and Dante said they had a big argument because he told Rocco that he wanted him stay away from Gio. Rocco exploded and said things that cut deep. Sonny said he was sorry, and Dante said it hurt because it was true. He did leave Rocco and his mom twice. He thought Rocco had to stay away from Gio. Sonny said Rocco and Gio had a special bond. Dante couldn’t keep them apart and he didn’t think that was the answer. Dante told him, Lulu said the same thing, and Sonny said, forget his badge and think of this as a father with two sons who both needed their dad.

Laura asked what brought Boyle there uninvited, and Sidwell said Boyle would act as his intermediary. Laura asked what his orders were. Should she resign? Should they hold a special election to install Boyle as mayor? Sidwell said, don’t be ridiculous. Boyle lost. Port Charles didn’t want him. He needed her. She got things done. She asked what things he expected, and he said she’d get the details soon enough. Boyle would communicate his instructions, and she’d execute. She asked if people wouldn’t be suspicious of them working together, but Sidwell said these things were easily explained – politics, strange bedfellows, that kind of thing. So did they have a deal?

Sidwell said it had been a long day, and Laura had a lot to think about. He was confident she’d recognize this as the best situation for all of them. The baby monitor picked up Ace’s crying, and Sidwell picked it up. He said Laura had once told him that she could never be bought. He told her that everyone had their price. He thought he’d just discovered hers. He’d be in touch. He handed the monitor to her and he left with Boyle. Laura locked the door and cried.

Jordan said the one thing Curtis hadn’t accounted for was the time between when he left The Savoy and they met at the Brown Dog. What was he doing? Curtis said he went back to Aurora to cancel the transfer. It had to be done on the same network. No one else knew anything. She was the only one he’d talked to. She kissed him and said she believed him. She knew what a good man he was, and he could count on her.

Kai said if one of Trina’s parents shot Drew, how was that on her? and she said, this started when her mom changed Heather Webber’s test results to keep Heather in prison and protect her. Drew’s blackmail and hatred of her parents spiraled. He said her mom saved Drew’s life. Why shoot him only to save him later? She said, maybe guilt, and he asked if her parents would let Willow or some innocent person take the fall. She said, never… She thanked him and said her mind was going wild. He always knew what to say to make her feel better. He said their belief alone carried no weight with the PCPD, and she said, okay. Let’s find out who really shot Drew and clear both of my parents.

Sonny said Dante was a good father. He knew it was difficult, but Dante had to remember that. Dante said he didn’t want to lose either of his sons, and Sonny said he had a lot to figure out, but he’d do it. Look at them. The others came back, and Ric said there had been no report about the dogs. Dante said that didn’t mean he couldn’t take them in, and Rocco said if Dante let them off the hook and let the dogs stay, he’d go home with him. Gio said, don’t do what he didn’t want to for him, but Rocco said it was okay. Dante went to the door, and Rocco said he was glad the dogs were safe. He left, and Sonny said Rocco did that for Gio. That’s what good brothers did.

Kristina and Alexis saw headlights, and Kristina asked if Alexis was expecting someone. Alexis said not that she knew of, and Kristina said it was way too early for Molly, but Molly came in, slamming the door behind her. Alexis asked what was going on, and Kristina asked if Cody wasn’t there. Molly said, oh, he was there, and stomped upstairs.

Alone at a table, Cody drank a beer and looked at his text to Molly. At the bar, Britt said she didn’t remember asking Jason’s opinion about her drink order, and he said she wanted to put on a show and get a reaction. Here he was. She said, what show? With Cody? Jason suggested he take her home, and she said if he had a problem with her kissing Cody, then do something about it. Maybe he should kiss her himself. Come on. I dare you. Kiss me.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Britt struggles to open her room door, when Jason arrives to help. She says, what is this? Chivalry? He asks her to let him get it for her, and she says, he won’t kiss her, but he’ll open the door for her.

Josslyn goes to the apartment and tries to get something in the dark, when Trina comes out. She asks why Josslyn didn’t turn on the light, and Josslyn says she saw Kai’s car in the driveway and didn’t want to bother them. She was just going to grab some stuff and sneak out. Trina says, to her mom’s? but Josslyn says, not if she can help it. Trina asks, what happened? and Josslyn says she just had a very weird Thanksgiving dinner with Brennan and her mom. It’s nothing to worry about. She’ll just grab her stuff… Trina says, no. They’re best friends and that’s not how it works. Does Josslyn want tea while she tells her what’s going on? Josslyn says, no. She thinks she made a big mistake.

Carly says, one thing to be said about a small Thanksgiving dinner, easy clean up, but Jack says he thought his drying technique had something to do with it. She says, that too, and he asks if she’s all right. She says, yeah. Why? He says, it’s just that this doesn’t seem like much of a holiday for her. He can’t help wondering if it has something to do with him.

At the hospital, Felicia tells Lucas, happy Thanksgiving, and he says he didn’t know she was working today. She says she’s not, but knew he would be. She just came back from visiting Maxie in Boston and every time she sees the incredible facility and the kind of care Maxie is getting, she’s grateful for him all over again. He says he’d do anything for Maxie, and her. He’s glad they got to spend the day together. She says her too. It was a pretty nice holiday. He says that made his holiday. He talks to Maxie’s team of doctors all the time, and every time he does, they tell him that she’s doing great. Felicia says, even though there’s no apparent change in her condition? and he says, that’s good news. Maxie is holding steady, which means she’s fighting, just like Felicia knew she would.

Sidwell gets patted down on Sonny’s porch and the guard says, he’s clean. Sonny lets him in, and Sidwell thanks Sonny for agreeing to see him so late. He hopes Sonny knows he wouldn’t have asked unless it was a matter of some urgency. Sonny says, how’s that? and Sidwell says he wants to clarify a few things before Sonny makes the mistake of trying to kill him.

Asleep on the couch, a knock at the door wakes Laura up. She opens it to Cyrus, who says, hello, sister. Am I too late to say grace? (I get confused for a moment because he’s supposed to be dead, but you know how it goes. Jack could have recruited him and sent him to Romania for all I know.)

Jason says, it’s all right. He’s got her. Britt says she’s good. He can go now. He got his way. She was having a good time and was ready to toss back another round, when someone made her come back to this dump. It wasn’t even last call yet. Now that the night is ruined, we [sic] can go. She stumbles, looking around for something. She wonders where she put it, when she falls, but Jason catches her. She says, oh my God.  

Josslyn says, the other night, she ran into Vaughn at the Brown Dog and they slept together, and Trina says, oh, okay. That’s not good… but not bad either. Maybe this is like a sign for them to try again and start over. Look what happened with her and Kai. Josslyn says she doesn’t see it happening because Vaughn has ghosted her ever since, and Trina says she’s so sorry. Josslyn says, don’t be. It’s her fault. She did it to herself. She knew exactly who he was and still went back for more and she’s hurting all over again.

Jack says he can’t help but think of Christmas Eve last year when Carly had a full house, and Carly says, her and Josslyn not good enough for him? He says he’s not saying that at all. He can’t help wondering if he’s the reason her family stayed away. She says, this has nothing to do with her family not liking him. Holiday dinners have lots of moving parts and sometimes the other parts have other commitments. Like tonight, Donna is at Sonny’s, and Michael, Wiley, and Amelia are at the Quartermaines’. Please don’t read anything into it… Unless this is a smokescreen and his way of telling her that it didn’t meet his expectations. He says, they were exceeded and he was grateful not to have to fight her family for the best dark meat, and she says she’s not sure it’s a fight even a man with his skills would win. He says he’s really happy that she invited him. He just doesn’t want her to ever have to decide between him and her family. She says, that’s not what’s happening. It’s not a choice she’s had to make. He says, really? He wouldn’t think Sonny was big on socializing with the WSB station chief. She says, he’d probably not be very excited about it, but she doesn’t have to spend every holiday with Sonny and he’s no one to judge. He says, what about her good friend Jason Morgan? and she says, Jason does actively avoid him, but maybe that won’t always be the case. And if it is, they’ll figure it out. He says, so if she’s not missing Jason, who was it? He got the distinct feeling that there was somebody she wished was here. She says, there was. Her brother. She wishes he’d shown up, but Jack isn’t the reason Lucas isn’t here. She is.

Sonny asks why he’d try to kill Sidwell, and Sidwell says, that is the question, isn’t it? Measure C failed to pass, and Laura Collins managed to win re-election. On the surface, Sonny doesn’t appear to have any motive to take action against him, which makes it the perfect moment to do so. Sonny says, that’s not a bad argument, and Sidwell says, it’s what he would do if he were Sonny. Sonny says, good to know, and Sidwell says, but there may be one factor Sonny wishes to consider. He shows Sonny the photo of him and Laura and Dalton’s body in the trunk.

Laura says, no. This can’t be. He’s dead. Cyrus says, that may be so, but he’s still here with her. He’ll always be with her. She says, no, and he says she didn’t invite him to her Thanksgiving feast, but he decided to come anyway. He knew she needed him, and he brought her an early Christmas gift. He shows her a box and says, she can open it now if she likes. Laura says, get away, please, and he says he’ll open it for her. He opens the box, and we see a gun. He says, it’s the gun that killed Professor Dalton. She could take it to the PCPD and turn herself in. Do the honest thing. She says, it’s too late, but he says, she always told him that it’s never too late to face the consequences of your actions. She says she didn’t shoot Dalton, and he says, then she has nothing to fear from the police. She says she can’t explain why his body was in her trunk, when Esme comes down the stairs. Esme says, she needs to take responsibility. That’s what Laura always told her.

Britt says she told Jason to get out, but Jason says he’s not leaving her alone. She’s too drunk. She says she’s been way drunker and always taken care of herself. Her phone rings and he asks if she shouldn’t take care of that. It’s gone off three times. She says she’ll do what she needs to do as soon as he leaves. She needs privacy. So if he’s going to be like this, go out in the hall. He says, she wants him to stay in the hallway? and she says, yeah. Isn’t that where the bodyguards hang out? It’s not like they’re friends. He goes out and she closes the door. She tries to answer, but can’t hit the right button.  

Jack says he thought Carly was looking to patch things up with Lucas, and she says she is. She was going to do it the other day at the hospital after their disagreement. But she ran into Josslyn, who didn’t think it was a good idea to ambush him at work, so she decided to wait for the perfect time to apologize. He says he understands the importance of timing, but hopes she doesn’t wait too long. It could hurt them both worse. He can see how much she misses him and he’s quite sure Lucas misses her quite a bit too. She says she hopes he’s right. Lucas seems to really be digging in. He says, no amount of obstinance can keep her away, but she says she thinks spite could. He says, not when it comes to Lucas. Or her. She says, so she’s Lucas’s kryptonite? and he says, not just his. He wishes he could stay and have a quiet night with her tonight. She says, the kids aren’t at home, so that’s what she was planning, but he says, alas, work beckons. She says she guesses international espionage doesn’t take a holiday, and he says, it does not. He kisses her and leaves, and she smiles. She flashes back to Valentin saying, Jack thinks he’s invincible, but he has two weaknesses – his ego and her. There’s no stopping his ego and that leaves just her. Together, they’ll bring Jack to his knees.

Trina says, the way she sees it, Vaughn broke Josslyn’s trust by keeping his work a secret. She’s allowed to be upset. Josslyn says, then again, he was just doing his job. She let herself get her hopes up. Her phone chimes, and it’s a message from Jack, telling her to get to the office now. Trina asks if everything is okay, and Josslyn says, it’s her mom. Brennan’s not staying over, so she’s going to sleep there. Trina has listened to her ramble for too long anyway. Trina says, not even close and Kai would love to see her. They hug, and Josslyn says, she’s such a great friend. She’s so grateful for her. Trina doesn’t have to worry about her. She’ll be fine. Trina says, see you soon, and Josslyn leaves.

Esme says, Laura cost her everything. She lost her child, her mind, her life, all because of Laura. If she’s looking for Ace, she won’t find him in his room. Laura asks what Esme did to him. Don’t hurt him. Esme says she’d never hurt him. She’s saving him. Laura says, from what? and Esme says, from you. She can’t raise a child. How could she teach him anything? She’s unfit and a liar. Cyrus says he told her that they were a lot alike. She was always so offended when he said it, but deep down, she knew he was right, didn’t she? Laura sees the gun in her hand and says she didn’t do it. She wakes up.

Jack says, the only way Emma Scorpio Drake and Gio Palmieri could have possibly learned about Dalton’s secondary lab was if Josslyn gave them the address. Josslyn says, Dalton was already blown and there was nothing in the lab, and he says he assumes she found out because she got her hands on the file detailing the search conducted there. That’s how she found the address, right? The file is classified. She says, it was also a dead end. There was no evidence linking Dalton to Sidwell or Faison’s mission. All they found were suffering animals. She doesn’t understand. If the WSB wasn’t going to do anything to protect them, why couldn’t her friends go in and save them? Jack says, because it’s against protocol. He should have her transferred. She says, for slipping the address under a door? but he says, no. For continuing to have a relationship with Vaughn.

Felicia tells Lucas that she was thankful to spend time with Mac, Spinelli, and the kids. Nothing is more important than connections with family over the holidays. Carly joins them and says she was thinking about Maxie today. She thought about Maxie every day, but especially today. Felicia thanks her and says, she’s very kind, but she did see Maxie today in Boston. Their time together was pretty special. She came in to take care of some paperwork and so far has done none of it. She’d better get on it. Happy Thanksgiving. She leaves, and Lucas asks what Carly is doing here. She says she had a leftover piece of pecan pie and thought he’d like it. She didn’t make it. Josslyn did, but Josslyn didn’t inherit her cooking skills. He says he’s pretty full at the moment, and she says, what about breakfast tomorrow? Come on. She misses him and thinks it’s not the same without him. She wanted to invite him and should have invited him. He asks if her invitation would have included Marco… That’s why he wouldn’t come.

Doc comes back and tells Laura, it’s been a long day. She didn’t have to wait up. She hugs him and says she did. There’s been so much trouble. He asks, what happened? and she says she knows who did it. She knows who put Dalton’s body in her trunk. Jenz Sidwell was here tonight to blackmail her.

Sonny tells Sidwell, interesting photo. It’s a shame it’s blurry. Sidwell says, it will be clear enough for the PCPD. Plus, he’s got plenty more. Sonny says he’s sure Sidwell does, and Sidwell says, let’s not have any discussion about deep fakes. They both know Sonny was at the scene of a crime. He was spotted by local law enforcement. Sonny says he was with a friend who had car trouble, and Sidwell says, good one. That’s one way of looking at it, but this is Sonny and Mayor Collins standing over the corpse of Professor Dalton, plotting their next step. To him, it looks more like conspiracy to commit murder and obstruction of justice than car trouble. Sonny says, got a body? He doesn’t see any evidence that man is dead. Sidwell says, don’t push it. He’s got more than enough to put Sonny and the mayor away. If he didn’t, Sonny would have already called in his beefy guard to take care of him. He’ll save Sonny the effort of asking what he wants by telling him. He really wants the piers and Sonny’s full cooperation.

Britt falls on the floor, and Jason is immediately at her side. She says she needs to give herself an injection. She cries, and Jason says, come on. He helps her up and says, watch your step… Okay, step there… Step over. What’s the dose? He picks up a bottle of her medication and she says, two milliliters. He prepares the shot.

Kai asks Trina if everything is okay. He thought he heard Josslyn. Trina says, she just left. They needed to catch up. They haven’t in a while. He says he’s glad they had a chance. How’d it go? She says, fine. Josslyn had to leave to go to her mom’s. She’s going through it right now. Kai says, so is she, and she says, true, but she’s got him.

Jack says he warned the two of them to stay away from each other, and Josslyn asks wat he did to Vaughn. Where is he? Jack says, somewhere far away from her. Vaughn is under strict instructions not to contact her and she’s about to get the same. But this time she’s going follow it or find herself transferred to a basement station in Finland. The only reason he hasn’t done that yet… She says, because he’s sleeping with her mom.

Carly says she knows she caused Lucas pain and she’s so sorry. If she could unsay it, she would, but she can’t. Lucas says he was glad she said it. Now he knows how she truly feels. She says she was looking out for him. She didn’t want him to get hurt. He says he did and it still hurts. She thinks Marco is deceiving him. Does she have any idea what it feels like that his own sister believes his boyfriend is using him and he’s a fool for moving in with him? He’s glad it’s out in the open. He’d much rather have an honest break with her than watch her lie through her teeth and pretend to accept his relationship with Marco, when clearly, she doesn’t. She says she doesn’t think he’s a fool. Anyone can be taken in.

Laura tells Doc that Sidwell had proof of Dalton’s body in her trunk. Now she had to do what he said or he’d expose her. Doc says he’s so sorry she’s going through this. For anyone, it would be a nightmare, but for someone with her moral sensibility, it must feel like torture. She says, it’s getting to her. She had one of the worst nightmares she’s ever had. He asks, what happened? and she says, Cyrus was here, and Esme. They were telling her that she had to take responsibility for her actions. What does he think it means? She’s supposed to turn herself in to the police? He says, no. It was her subconscious talking. It has the same information she does. It’s telling her what she wants to do, not what she should do. She says she guesses there’s no easy answer for what she should do, and he says, far from it. Let’s say you do what you want to do, come forward and tell the truth as best you can. Ace has to be one of the biggest considerations. She says, oh my God. What would happen to Ace if she couldn’t prove her innocence? Even if they did believe she wasn’t one who killed Dalton, they’d probably still charge her with obstruction of justice. He says, they could, but they could also take into account extenuating circumstances, and she says she was set up by Sidwell. He says, Anna and the PCPD must have some idea who Jenz Sidwell is, and she says, they do, especially Anna, but she’s not here. She’s away on special assignment for WSB. If it was just her, she’d just do it, take a chance and turn herself in. But she can’t turn herself in without implicating Sonny.

Sonny asks if Sidwell doesn’t think it would look suspicious, him selling Sidwell the piers after the fight over Measure C, but Sidwell says, the vote didn’t go his way, so he upped his offer substantially. The public will look at it like a real estate transaction between two businessmen, where Sonny appears to profit handsomely. Sonny asks if Sidwell thinks anyone would buy it. He doesn’t need the money. Sidwell says, they’ll believe he had a price. Everyone else does. People might be suspicious without context, but who’s to know what happened? Sonny says, he wants the piers and what else? but Sidwell says, that’s all for now… One more thing. Now he remembers. If anything happens to him or his son, the gun that killed Dalton will be delivered to law enforcement along with the photos, and the gun is covered in Laura’s DNA.

Jason asks if Britt is all right, and she says she can’t do it. You do it. She lifts her sweater, and he says, here we go.

Kai says he doesn’t feel like he’s doing that much, but he’s glad Trina feels that he helps by being here. She says, him being here makes everything feel better. The situation with her parents is messy and complicated, but talking to him about it keeps it from being scary. He says, together, they’ll figure out a way to exonerate her parents. She’s not alone in this. She says she knows. That’s why she’s not completely miserable. She almost feels bad saying this, but in spite of everything that’s going on, she’s happy because she’s got him. He says, and he’s got her. She’s given him a second chance and he’s not about to throw it away.

Carly says she loves how Lucas always manages to see the best in people. She admires that about him, but she also worries because people lie. She’s trying to spare him the pain of the person he loves the most lying to his face. He says, don’t project her issues with Sonny on him. He knows people can be manipulated and he’s the first to admit his relationship with Brad ended in disaster, but just because Brad lied, doesn’t mean Marco will too. He doesn’t want to fight with her, but he knows he’ll never convince her to trust Marco or even like him for that matter. But she’s his sister and he loves her. He always will, but she needs to accept that Marco is in his life, and until then, he just needs some space. She says, okay. She understands and knows she can’t make him believe things he doesn’t want to. She loves him. He’s her brother and if he needs something – whatever reason or no reason at all – please call her. He thanks her and she leaves.

Jack tells Josslyn to choose her next words carefully. There’s a line she’s dangerously close to crossing. She says, oh, she’s crossing a line. Meanwhile, he’s using her to get information from her own uncle and forcing her to lie to her own mother. He says he was clear on what his expectations were the first time they talked about her joining the Bureau, and she says she understands how it works with his dating life, but still has no idea what this has to do with national security. He says, if she wants to torpedo his relationship with her mother for her own selfish reasons, go ahead, but do it after the job is done. Until then, shut her mouth. She says she’s acting as a pawn when she joined to do some good in the world, not to put innocent people like her uncle in danger. He says, Sidwell needs to be stopped by any means necessary. He’s about to get his hands on lethal technology. She says, and they need to destroy it, but he says, no. They need to acquire it. The WSB wants the technology for themselves. Josslyn says, for what?  

Sonny tells Sidwell that Laura doesn’t deserve this. She’s a good person and has done good for the city. Sidwell set her up to get leverage over him. Sidwell says he was kind of sure Laura would try to get rid of the body before going to the police, but he couldn’t be sure she’d enlist Sonny’s help. He’s so lucky she did, because now he not only has the mayor in his pocket, but also the local crime lord. Sonny asks what’s to stop him from leaving the country. Laura can handle the cops. Sidwell says, she most certainly can, but she’s just gone through a very contentious election without once turning on him, and she had more than one opportunity to do so. Like Sonny, he recognizes loyalty. In this case, it works both ways. He knows Sonny would do anything to protect Laura.

Laura tells Doc that if she goes to the police and tells them everything that happened, she’d have to give up Sonny because Detective West saw them. There’s no way Sonny wouldn’t be a suspect. Doc says, Sonny would be implicated. He has a strong motive himself. She asks if Doc thinks there’s any way the police would believe Sonny had nothing to do with Dalton’s death, and he says, on the other hand, if she doesn’t come forward, she’ll have to give in to Sidwell’s demands. She says, all Sidwell will get is concessions from city government. If she stays one step ahead of him, maybe she can mitigate the damage. He says, no doubt she could, but it’s an awfully huge burden to put on her own shoulders, and she says she wouldn’t be the only one. She’s sure she’s not the only one Sidwell is blackmailing. What Sidwell wants from her will pale in comparison to what he wants from Sonny.

Britt crawls into bed fully dressed and says she can’t believe she let Jason see her stomach. She must be way drunker than she thought. He puts a blanket over her and turns out the light.

Felicia asks if Carly left, and Lucas says, a little while ago. She says her paperwork is done. She should get going. They say goodnight, and Felicia starts to walk to the door, but turns back. She says, Lucas’s mother was her best friend, and everyone knew she had a fiery temper. And her ability to hold a grudge was the stuff of legend, but she had a little-known capacity for forgiveness. Every time she’s with him or Carly, she can see they both have those qualities. She doesn’t know what’s going on between them, and doesn’t need to know, but their mother loved them both very much. She wouldn’t want distance between the two of them. Don’t give up on his sister. She leaves.

Sidwell says, to protect Laura, Sonny will protect him and his son. If anyone tries to hurt Marco, if he receives the slightest scratch on him, Mayor Collins will answer for Professor Dalton’s murder. He thanks Sonny so much for seeing him. He thinks it’s a great idea, meeting outside of business hours. Doesn’t Sonny? He leaves, and Sonny’s phone rings. Laura says, there’s something she needs to tell him about Sidwell, but he says he knows. Sidwell was here. She asks what they’re going to do, and he says, we’ll figure it out.  

Jack says, the reason the WSB wants the technology is classified, and Josslyn asks how she’s supposed to do her job when everything is being kept from her. He says, it’s a very complicated situation. He’s made compromises left and right for the decisions he’s made. He’s doing everything he can to keep her safe. Lord knows, Carly would be devastated… His phone dings and he says, oh my God.

Carly is about to go upstairs when she hears something. She goes to the fireplace and gets a poker. She feels a hand on her shoulder and turns, raising the poker. A bedraggled Valentin stops her arm and says, you don’t want to do that. I told you we’d be in touch.

Next week, Lucas tells Marco that it’s not okay and he’s not going to pretend otherwise; Dante tells Nathan, nothing is going to stop Valentin from getting to Charlotte; Josslyn tells Jack, that means her mom is in danger too; and Carly tells Valentin, get the hell out immediately.

 🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

In case you weren’t around or need a refresher course.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/what-happened-between-britt-and-cody-on-general-hospital-their-relationship-history-explained/

It was fun to see her – and Cyrus – again.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-avery-kristen-pohl-on-return-as-esme-i-missed-that-girl-exclusive/

Sad remembrance.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-kristina-wagner-remembers-late-son-harrison-on-his-birthday-always-with-me/

Can’t wait to check this out.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-alum-jeff-kober-ex-cyrus-lands-plum-role-on-acclaimed-medical-drama-the-pitt/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

There was another tough docking, and Nathan finally got his sh*t together. Or so Captain Sandy thought. It was time for him to appoint a lead deckhand, but I’m not sure how he’ll do that with two having a serious lack of work ethic, and a third who was gung-ho, but also green AF. Eyebrows Joe was all into V and wanted her to meet his mom after the season was done. In his interview, Joe said he was a rollercoaster of emotions and he’d only known her three weeks. I give it another two weeks. Maybe.

Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City

Muzzy was visiting to give Bronwyn backhanded compliments and mixed signals. Bronwyn threw a Spill the Boston Tea Party, where the woman chose something inappropriate, uncalled for, and/or downright mean they’d said about one of the others. They shared it with the group and then symbolically threw it in the harbor for it never to return. Good luck with that. They attire was Hamilton core, and Bronwyn had wigs for all. However, Mary brought her own. No surprise.

Vanderpump Rules

My jury is still out. I’m just not feeling this bunch, but there is LVP, so I’m hanging in. The best part was SUR employee Marcus insisting in his interview that he’d never be fired. But when LVP found out he’d been sneak drinking and led one of the other new lambs astray, she sent him home until further notice. The runner-up was server/bartender/ whatever-she-was Natalie drunkenly ranting at her bartender ex on her day off – when she was with her family. As a side rant, she wagged her finger in server Demy’s face and told her, I’m Natalie. Alrighty then. When questioned by LVP, Natalie claimed not only had she had no closure with her ex, Mercury was in retrograde.

Southern Charm

I missed most of this and wasn’t sorry when I read Patricia had a dog funeral. Haven’t we suffered enough with the loss of Michael? Anyway, I came in toward the end when there was a theme party where the guests dressed as literary figures. Except for Craig who misread the memo and came as a character from Hook.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Garcelle’s exit remained a mystery, as well as why Sutton let Avi go. Kyle threw a garden party, and in her interview, she explained that you couldn’t just have people over anymore. You needed activities. I can vouch for this since the last few parties I’ve been to had all kinds of things going on. Rachel Zoe brought the morally corrupt Faye Resnick with her, and everybody made flower crowns. We also found out that someone had tried to set Rachel up with Mauricio. Eww! The group made a decision to have a hot girl summer, whatever that means to you. From the preview, it looked like it meant a lot of traveling.

Random Reality Items

Once again, there’s a nibble, but not much real news.

Wait. What?

Definitely worth a watch.

I know someone who was in the hospital with an unrelated illness, but would not stop vaping, even though it was contributing to their condition. They even vaped while in the hospital and it ultimately caused their untimely death. It never made sense to me. Just say no on this one.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Being Eddie. Netflix. This was an enjoyable documentary concentrating on Eddie Murphy’s rise to fame. It was great to see old clips and clips I’d never seen before, as well as Eddie talking about the comics that were his inspiration. There were no bombshells or discussions about any scandals (I’m thinking about you, Mel B), but I was startled to find out he had ten kids.

https://people.com/eddie-murphy-rare-interview-career-and-10-kids-exclusive-11847482

The Shark Whisperer. Netflix. I love sharks, so I loved this documentary about the aptly named conservationist Ocean Ramsey. Besides the amazing footage of getting up close and personal with these magnificent creatures, there was a lot of debate about her not making any significant contributions to the scientific community and that her methods were off the wall. I just kept wondering if the same viewpoints would be held if she were a man.

This is the End. Netflix. This movie cracked me up. A movie filled with celebrities playing themselves, they gather at James Franco’s house for a party when the Rapture happens, along with the end of the world as we know it. Part horror and a lot of comedy, it’s one of those movies rife with juvenile humor, but still outrageously funny. It’s not new, but I’d put it on the back burner until Netflix suggested it after I’d watched Animal House for the millionth time at my husband’s insistence. Admittedly, that’s also a favorite of mine. One of the best things about this film was the atmosphere of good sportsmanship on the part of the famous. It felt kind of like they’d dumped everybody onto the set and just said, go for it.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/this-is-the-end-2013

Stranger Things. Netflix. I’m not giving any spoilers, but I did watch the entire offering, despite my telling myself I’d only watch one a week. Lots of action, a few answers, the comfort of the characters returning to finish the job, and a great soundtrack.

https://people.com/stranger-things-season-5-release-date-cast-plot-11845836

https://deadline.com/2025/12/stranger-things-5-premiere-viewership-netflix-1236633162/

https://people.com/stranger-things-season-5-finale-in-theaters-everything-to-know-11860370

☃️ One Christmas Movie & One Question…

Since we have two TVs, I usually put the marathon on one of them for the entire 24 hours starting Christmas Eve.

https://ew.com/a-christmas-story-cast-then-and-now-11857883

The definitive answer.

https://ew.com/bruce-willis-wife-emma-die-hard-debate-christmas-movie-11858798

⚔️ A Knight In Waiting…

It looks like it has a bit of a sense of humor. Premieres January 16th.

https://ew.com/a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-final-trailer-trial-of-seven-mad-targaryen-11861358

🖼 Masterpiece Within a Masterpiece…

This was my favorite scene in the film. It will never cease to amaze me how real they make animals look now. Talking animals.

https://ew.com/wicked-for-good-visual-effects-no-place-like-home-11849469

Again, my favorite scene in this film. It’s visually stunning, the music is incredible, and it’s absolutely mesmerizing.

https://ew.com/sinners-scene-breakdown-juke-joint-ancestors-performance-11718104

🎄Christmastime Is Here…

I actually didn’t end up in the bathroom, the kitchen, or somewhere in my head when the tree was lit. And Gwen Stefani. She’s always had magnificent style and her outfits were everything.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/live-blog/rockefeller-center-christmas-tree-lighting-2025-live-updates-rcna247035

🦥 Party Animals…

🐻 Not just one, but two cases of ding-dong ditchers from the animal kingdom.

https://people.com/california-homeowner-discovers-ding-dong-ditcher-is-a-massive-bear-11861522

https://people.com/rare-piebald-deer-triggers-homeowners-doorbell-camera-video-11861400

🦝 Maybe his home life isn’t everything he wants it to be. Very amusing that he passed out near the toilet.

https://people.com/raccoon-goes-on-liquor-fueled-rampage-after-breaking-into-liquor-store-11860960

🐕 Even better than Westminster.

https://people.com/soliel-the-belgian-sheepdog-wins-best-in-show-2025-national-dog-show-on-thanksgiving-day-11858161

🦚 Quotes of the Week

Yesterday’s home runs don’t win today’s games.Babe Ruth

Hold fast to dreams. For if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. – James Langston Hughes

True progress quietly and persistently moves along without notice.Saint Francis of Assisi

If you don’t make the time to work on creating the life you want, you’re eventually going to be forced to spend a lot of time dealing with a life you don’t want. – Kevin Ngo

Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable.Louis Brandeis

Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. – Steve Jobs

Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist. – Pablo Picasso

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. – Beverly Sills

Curiosity is the most powerful thing you own. Imagination is a force that can actually manifest a reality. – James Cameron

🪾 The Bone Structure Of the Landscape…

Until next week, stay safe; stay running the water when the temperature dips below freezing; and stay always remembering international espionage doesn’t take a holiday.

December 13, 2024 – Another Patient Flatlines At GH, Soap Suds, VanderLockUp, Extra Charm, More Pilaf Please, Practically 10 Quotes & Hollis

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What I Watched Today

(The whole GH enchilada on Fridays; the other days, who knows?)

General Hospital

The restaurant manager tells Ava that her card has been declined. Does she have another card she’d like to try? Ava says she doesn’t understand. These cards should definitely work. Ric says, what about his? and the manager says, the second card Ric gave him has also been declined. Ava says, what is going on? and the manager says, they have a $179 bill before gratuities and now it seems they have no way to pay.

Dante and two other officers kick in the door at Windymere and find Lulu in the living room. She raises her hands and says, don’t shoot, officer. She smiles at Dante.

At the Quartermaines’, everyone is cheering the game, when Tracy turns it off. She says, it’s giving her a headache, and they yell for her to turn it back on. She messes with the phone and brings up the video of Willow and Drew getting busy instead. Everyone is shocked, but Tracy laughs out loud and Ned chuckles. Drew says, turn it off, but Tracy says, oh no. Let it play.

Drew shuts off the TV, and Ned says, they’d all thought he’d sunk as low as possible when he kissed Willow. Little did they know he was having sex with her, his nephew’s wife, in his daughter’s nursery. His father would be so proud. Drew tells him, back off. It’s none of his business. Ned says, Drew made it his business when he did that in this house, and Olivia says, that’s enough. Willow looks sick, and Tracy tells Nina, her daughter sleeping with the man she’s gotten so close to must really sting. Josslyn wonders how Willow could do that to Michael, and Trina says she didn’t think Drew was the kind of guy to mess with a married woman. Gio says, wait until Uncle Sonny hears about this. Drew is a dead man.

The manager asks if there’s another card Ric would like to try, but Ric says he’s down to his library card. The manager says he’s sure someday they’ll all look back on this and laugh, but today is not that day. Ric says he already made a few purchases against the check Ava gave him and now he’s overdrawn. (Seriously? He has no money saved?) He asks if there’s another form of payment they can accept. Maybe they can do dishes. Ava says she doesn’t wash dishes at home. She’s certainly not going to do them here. The manager says, maybe it’s time for him to call the police and have them sort it out, but Ava says, that’s not going to be necessary. It’s not a simple case of dine and dash here, especially not in these shoes. The manager says, they’re quite nice, but they won’t cover the bill, and Ava says, there’s been a bit of an unexpected hiccup here. They’ve called some people. Please just give them a little bit more time. Lucas walks in and says he got here as soon as he could. What’s going on? The manager says, his friends have run up quite a large bill and have no way to pay for it. He’s hoping that’s what Lucas is here for. Lucas hands him a credit card, and the manager says, hopefully, this one will go through. He leaves, and Lucas says, please tell him this isn’t why Ava had him rush over here.

Dante tells the officers that they can holster their weapons and asks them to hit the lights. He knows who this is. She’s only a danger to herself, maybe. Lulu says, hilarious, and Dante says he’s got this. He’ll see them back at the station. And call Windymere’s alarm company. Tell them that everything is working fine. It’s a false alarm. One of the officers says, they’ll call when they get back to the boat, and Dante asks him to send the boat back for them. They leave, and Dante says, no broken glass anywhere. How did she get in? She says, he knows her dad taught her how to pick locks before he taught her how to ride a bike, and he asks what she’s doing here. She knows there’s nothing but bad memories in this place. She says, Valentin and Charlotte lived here. She’s praying they left something behind that will help her find them, because she’s going to find her daughter and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop her.

Josslyn, Gio, and Trina go into the foyer, and Josslyn says she doesn’t really want to leave, but Trina says she thinks it’s best that they let the people involved talk. Josslyn says, but he’s her brother, and Trina says, yes, and he might need her later. For now, she thinks it’s best if they stay out here. Gio says he agrees with Trina, and Josslyn sighs and says, fine.

Carly hugs Michael, and Tracy says, Drew is every bit as despicable as she thought he was. Drew tells her to get off her moral high horse. Everyone knows her precious Ned slept with his aunt while she was still married. Ned says he had no idea Monica was his aunt when he slept with her, and Drew asks if he had any idea he was married to Lois when he and Kathryn Bell tied the knot. Ned says, that was a long time ago and Lois forgave him, and Drew says, that was her mistake. Brook tells him to keep her mother’s name out of his mouth. She’s not here to defend herself, but she can get Lois on the phone if he’d like to hear how she feels. Chase says, it’s probably best if no one calls anyone right now, and Brook says, fine, but if Drew says one more word about her mom… Ned says, the golden boy, thinking he was better than everyone else. Oh how the mighty have fallen – right on top of his nephew’s wife. Drew says, if he has to tell Ned to back off one more time, it’s going to get ugly, but Tracy says she thinks they passed ugly right around the time they saw Willow on top of him. Willow goes over to Michael and says, everyone else was shocked. He’s the one who took that video, isn’t he?

Michael says, Willow is right. He recorded it, accidentally. He wanted to check on the new nanny they hired, so he bought a nanny cam. He got a notification on his phone about activity in the nursery and when he checked his phone, that’s what he saw. She says she was with Drew that one time, on the day that Sam died, which means he’s had that video for weeks. Why did he play it now in front of everyone? She starts to cry and asks, why did he do this? Carly says she’s sorry, but Willow is cheating on Michael and trying to make it seem like it’s his fault? After everything he’s done for her, how could she treat him like this? Michael says, let him handle this, but Carly says she’s not going to let Willow try to gaslight him into thinking it’s his fault. Willow says, that’s not what she’s doing. She knows she was wrong. She gave in to her feelings for Drew and she regrets it more than she can say. But Michael has known she and Drew slept together for weeks, and he didn’t say anything. Why? Michael says, because he wanted to wait until after the holidays. He wanted the kids to have one more Christmas together as a family.

Ava thanks Lucas for coming and says she’s so sorry she had to call him. It really was an emergency. Lucas says, an emergency is when someone has a heart attack, not when you can’t pay for dinner, and Ava says, that very judgmental man Lucas just gave his credit card to was about to call the police. She was just acquitted of killing a baby. She can’t have any more run-ins with the law. Lucas says, that makes sense, when the manager comes back. He gives Lucas back his card, thanks him, and says, his card went through without a hitch. He leaves, and Ava asks if Lucas would like to stay and help them finish this dinner he so generously paid for. Lucas says, normally, he hates being a third wheel, but he didn’t have a chance to eat when he was at the hospital, so he’s going to take her up on that. He pulls a chair over and asks the manager if he can get a menu and another bottle of champagne. The manager holds out his hand, and Lucas says, oh, getting his card out again. The manager says, of course (🍷), sir, and Lucas sits down.

Dante tells Lulu, no other people have lived here since Valentin and Charlotte. (Huh? Weren’t Nikolas and Ava the last ones who lived there?) He’s sure whatever was theirs is long gone by now. She says, he’s probably right, but she’s going to tear this house apart board by board if there’s even the slightest chance of something that can help her find her daughter. He says, maybe don’t tell the cop about the future crimes she’s planning on committing, and she says, he’s off the hook. She’s already searched Windymere’s poorly maintained and not so secret tunnels. She didn’t find anything. He says he gets it. They all have someone they love so much, they’re willing to do anything for them. Even coming back to a place that gives you nightmares. She says, people make all kinds of sacrifices for love. Some people care about someone so much, they’re willing to do anything for them, even give their own life if it comes down to it. He says, doesn’t he know it, and she says she’s so sorry. He must hate her so much.

Dante says he doesn’t hate Lulu. He never could. Why would she say something like that? She says, Lucky told her about Sam being her donor, and he says he wanted to tell her about that. It was just crazy. There was a lot going on and she woke up with no warning. She says, her waking up from a four-year coma required a warning? and he says, it would have been good to get a heads up. He could have prepared things like clothes, and food, and Rocco. She says she was so focused on how weird everything was for her. She’s sorry. She didn’t even think about how crazy it was for him and Rocco. He says, crazy doesn’t even scratch the surface. When he saw her, he wanted to ask her a lot of things. There were a lot of things he wanted to tell her. She says, he must have been overwhelmed. She was. But she appreciates him not dumping four years of life on her all at once. He says he wanted to tell her about Sam, and she says she understands why he didn’t. It would have been hard to handle learning that Sam died saving her while her head was spinning. But she knows that now and it’s obvious how much Sam loved him. He says, she did, but she didn’t help Lulu because of him and Rocco. That’s just who she was. She says, his expression changes when he talks about her. It’s also obvious how much he loved Sam. He says he still does. He just can’t believe she’s gone. But he wants her to know he’s happy she’s awake, and it’s just really challenging to balance that with losing Sam. She puts her hand on his arm and says she knows he and Rocco are grieving. And she understands what her waking up cost Sam… and him.

Josslyn says she already knows how this is going to play out. Michael is just going to forgive Willow for cheating on him. Trina says, it’s Michael’s life. He’s the only one who gets to choose how he handles this. Josslyn says she doesn’t want to see him get hurt again. She’s got to get out of here. She can’t look at Drew’s smug face anymore. She’s going to see Dex in the hospital. She leaves, and Gio says he thinks he’s had enough of this Quartermaine party time too. He’s going to go practice now. Trina says she’s probably going to work on her Art History project… On second thought, does he still have that all-access stadium pass he got when he was playing the National Anthem earlier? He says, yeah. Why?

Chase, Brook, and Sasha walk into the nook, Sasha carrying a plate of hors d’oeuvres. She puts it on the table and says, might as well dig in. Chase says, thanks, and Brook says, that was quite a party. She really thought Drew was different, but he’s really living up to the Quartermaine name. Chase asks what she means, and Brook says, fidelity isn’t exactly a top priority for the Quartermaines and they sleep with people they’re not married to. Not her. Obviously. She takes Chase’s arm and says, lucky for him, loyalty and fidelity mean everything to the Cerullos and she’s a Cerullo through and through. He says he’s glad, but he wasn’t worried in the least. Because he knows her and what kind of person she is and he has complete faith in her. They kiss and he says he has been thinking about something though. Maybe he and Sasha shouldn’t have played God with Michael and Willow’s lives all those years ago. Maybe Michael and Willow were never meant to be together.

Willow says she wanted the same thing, one more Christmas as a family. She was going to tell Michael after. Carly says, well, thank God Tracy spared her from having to tell Michael that she slept with his uncle, and Olivia says, okay. They can all stop judging each other. There are no saints in this room. Carly says, is she kidding? What if it were Dante whose life was blown apart? Olivia says she thinks Michael can speak for himself, and Carly says, Willow had an amazing life with Michael. He supported her career. He took care of her when she was sick. He gave her a family and she threw it away. Willow walks out, and Carly tells Drew, and you, you son of a bitch. She knew Jason had a reason for going after him. Jason knew he slept with Willow, didn’t he? He finally found someone who would put him first, even if it meant destroying a family. She hopes it was worth it. He says he’s not going to talk about this in front of the entire family, and Tracy laughs. She says, but he was willing to sleep with Willow in this house where anyone could have walked in on them. He involved them in his tawdriness, so he doesn’t get to keep anything private. Ned says, she’s right, and Tracy says, even his father Alan, with his terrible taste in women and string of sordid affairs, never would have stooped this low. He never would have slept with his nephew’s wife.

Carly goes upstairs, and Drew says, this wasn’t anything that he planned. A woman he once loved, the mother of his child, had just died (getting out my tiny violin) and he was a wreck. He was falling apart and Willow reached out to him. Ned says, I’ll say she did, and Drew says, shut your damn mouth. What happened between him and Willow is between them. It’s none of his damn business. Tracy says she thinks they already determined that it is, and Drew says, just stay out of his life. Please. She says, gladly. And by the way, she thinks he should move to DC now, because once Monica finds out that he slept with Michael’s wife, she’s going to kick him out. And they’re going to leak the video and show the whole world what a low life he is. Drew says, they can do whatever they want to him. Just don’t hurt Willow. Michael says, so now he’s worried about how his actions will affect Willow.

Sasha says she doesn’t see it that way. Michael and Willow wouldn’t have been together this long if there wasn’t something real between them. Chase says, that’s true, and Sasha says she really tries not to judge people and doesn’t want to think badly of Willow, but she’s really struggling to understand why she would cheat on Michael with Drew. Brook says she was shocked too, but he did save Willow’s life by bringing Leisl Obrecht back to Port Charles. It had to change the way she feels about him. Sasha says, that’s understandable, but Willow has this starry-eyed view of Drew. If Drew was the decent guy he wants everyone to think he is, he would have been flattered and left it at that. Brook says, Willow’s a big girl. She’s responsible for her actions too. Chase says, there’s plenty of blame to go around here. Sasha says, none of it is Michael’s, or her and Chase’s for something they did years ago.

Dante says he should have told Lulu about Sam a lot sooner. He’s sorry about that. He didn’t want it to affect her health negatively. She says, he has nothing to feel guilty about, and he says, not about Sam, but he messed up when she went into that coma. She asks, how? and he says he didn’t keep Rocco and Charlotte together. He just let Valentin take her. She says, that would have been next to impossible to get custody of Charlotte. Remember how hard they fought the first time? And she wouldn’t have been there to help. He says, yeah. Valentin is her father, and she wanted to be with him. She says, none of this is his fault. It’s Valentin’s. He manipulated Charlotte so she would never want to get to know the Spencer side of the family. He says his mom kept her close to the Spencers, and she says she’s glad Valentin at least allowed that to happen. But he’s still keeping the fact that she’s awake away from her daughter. She hates that, because of him, she can’t tell Charlotte that she loves her. It does feel like a piece of her is missing without Charlotte here. He says, they’re both going through a lot right now. He’s grieving Sam. He’s going to be doing that the rest of his life. But right now, she’s looking for Charlotte and that’s what’s important right now. So if she wants to tear Windymere apart top to bottom, he’s here to do that with her.

At the stadium, a reporter congratulates Tai on the PCU victory and says, but for most of the game, it looked like a stunning defeat. How did he pull off this win? Kai says, a lot of credit goes to their offensive line. Their defense is great too. They kept him in the game until he could figure out a way to get the ball into the endzone. The reporter says, he certainly did that. Congratulations again and good luck in the upcoming Bowl game. Kai thanks him, and the reporter says, that’s quarterback Kai, taking PCU to their first Bowl game ever. He and Kai shake hands, he thanks Kai and leaves with the camera crew. Kai sees Trina and asks if he should alert security that there’s an intruder in the tunnels. She says, very funny, but no. Her friend just played the National Anthem and gave her his pass. He says, the guy with the violin. He was amazing. Trina says, that’s sweet. She’ll tell him that Kai said that. Kai says, please do. He didn’t expect to see her today, especially not down here. She says she just came to congratulate him, and he says, on their Art History project? She says, no, but she did read what he sent her, and she thought it was amazing. She came to congratulate him on the game. He says he thought football wasn’t her thing, and she says, it wasn’t, but she watched it with some people who are totally into it and they were losing it over his performance. And that was just in someone’s living room, so she can’t imagine what it’s like when he’s playing in an actual stadium. He says, it’s very, very loud, and she says she bets. He had a lot of people rooting for him and he was amazing.

Josslyn comes out of the hospital elevator and doesn’t see anyone around. She hears beeping and Isaiah asking for vitals and saying, continue chest compressions. She goes to Dex’s room and listens at the door. She opens it and sees Isaiah using the defibrillator on Dex. Anna comes up behind Josslyn and says, come with me.

Kai says he was just doing his thing, and Trina says, maybe, but his thing is incredibly difficult. She’s been really hard on him and she’s sorry. He says, no. She’s been calling him out on things he needed to be called out on. He’s glad she held him to high standards. Because of her, he looked into his class schedule and discovered things he never would have known. So he’s grateful actually. She says, that’s nice considering she guilted him into staying up all night and working on their project. He was so exhausted, he almost got killed on the field today. She’s sorry. He says, that’s not why he didn’t play well for most of the game. Llanview’s defensive ends are some of the best in the league. They did a good job of keeping PCU’s offense from finding its rhythm. She says, it all sounds like gibberish to her, and he says he remembers. Football’s not her thing. She says, it isn’t, but she’d like to learn more about it today. Starting with everything he just said. Something about defensive enders? He says, defensive ends, and she says, sounds like a good place to start.

Anna tells Josslyn that she stopped by to check on Dex. When she got to his room, they were already working on him. Josslyn says, but she was just talking to him on the phone. Like, just now. They were talking and laughing and joking. Anna says, when she just talked to him, he was fine too, and Josslyn says, maybe it’s a reaction to one of his medications. Maybe he’s in anaphylactic shock. He could have a blood clot. They were using the defibrillator which has to do with the heart. Anna says, they’re just guessing right now. The best thing to do – she knows it’s hard – is to wait for his doctor to come out and tell them. Josslyn says, yeah, but seeing him like that… Anna suggests they just focus on him having the best of care. She’s going to call Josslyn’s mom. She starts to make the call, and Josslyn says, Dex is so young and healthy. She was told that the injury wasn’t even that serious, so he’s going to be fine. He’s recovered from a lot worse. So he’s going to be fine now. She knows he’s going to be fine. Anna puts down the phone and smooths Josslyn’s hair.

Ava thanks Lucas for rushing over. She’s going to pay him back as soon as she gets things straightened out with her bank. Lucas asks if she’s having problems with them, and she says she assumes so. She’s waiting for a call back from her business manager. Everything was fine yesterday. Now her credit cards don’t work, her debit cards don’t work, nothin’. Ric says his accounts are frozen too. Probably because the check Ava gave him for his legal services bounced. (I’m not getting how Ric has no money other than that check.) Lucas asks if Ava thinks her identity was stolen. That’s been happening a lot these days. Ava says, who on earth would want her identity right now? She’s so sorry she disrupted Lucas’s night. She’s sure he has better things to do than come here. He says he had plans, but she seemed desperate, and he had the feeling he wasn’t her first call. She says, he wasn’t, but he’s the only one who came.

Lulu and Dante walk into the living room, Dante carrying a box. She says she knew she’d find something to lead her to Charlotte, but he tells her not to get her hopes up. She says, that’s the Cassadine crest, and he says, it is, but this could belong to Nikolas or Victor or Spencer. Ava lived here. This could be hers. She says, that’s why they have to get it open, and she knows he’s curious about what’s in there too. He says he guesses he wouldn’t mind seeing, and she picks the lock. She says, got it, and opens the box. She takes out a sparkly top and smells it. She says, this was Charlotte’s, and holds it to her chest. She takes out a toy horse and says she got Charlotte this. She loves horses and she wanted to get Charlotte one that she could carry around and play with. She searched all over for the perfect gift because she wanted Charlotte to like her. She just left it here. He says he thinks she’s looking at it the wrong way. She kept it. It’s got to mean something.

Nina and Willow go into the gatehouse, and Nina says, Willow can stay at her place for the night, or maybe a few nights. Willow says she doesn’t think she can do this. She doesn’t want to take Wiley and Amelia away from Michael, not without telling him first. Nina says, listen to her. They have to play this smart, really smart. Michael is one of the richest, most powerful men in the state. He has connections on both sides of the law. He is a Quartermaine and a Spencer and a Corinthos. All those people are going to take his side and go against her. This is going to get ugly. Willow says, Michael would never do anything to hurt his children, and Nina says, he’d do everything to protect them. Willow says, from her? and Nina says, this is war. If Willow wants any chance of getting custody or even seeing her children ever again, she’ll go get them right now.

Michael says, the time to worry about Willow would have been before Drew slept with her, and Tracy says, Michael’s right. Where was Drew’s concern when he was playing footsie with Michael’s wife? Drew tells them that he’s just saying he doesn’t want Willow dragged into a scandal. He doesn’t want Scout to read about this online when she’s still grieving her mother. Olivia says she agrees with Drew, and Tracy asks if she’s out of her mind. Olivia says, that footage goes public, it only hurts innocent people, and Tracy says, that footage didn’t look innocent to her. Olivia says she’s talking about the kids. Amelia and Wiley, and as Drew just pointed out, Scout just lost her mother. She’s gone through more than any human should have to go through. If this gets out, she will certainly hear about it, and it’s the last thing that kid needs. Whatever blowback Drew deserves, the children do not deserve this, and Tracy knows she’s right. She and Tracy leave, and Drew tells Michael that he knows how badly this footage could play out. For him, absolutely, but for everyone. That’s out of his hands now. It’s up to Michael.

Kai teaches Trina some football stuff, and she says she wants to learn. That way, she’ll know what people are talking about the next time she watches a game. He says, so there’s going to be a next time? She says, yeah, sure, and he says, she’s just in time. They only have one more game and it’s going to be a big one. She says, bigger than this one? and he says, way bigger. The Bowl game. She says she’s not missing that. What’s a Bowl game? He says, just watch and she’ll see, and she says, okay. She kind of wanted to talk to him about something. She really thinks they should do the presentation together. So is the extension still a possibility?

Chase says, when Willow left him for Michael, he was so angry and jealous of him. He thought Michael got everything and he was left with nothing. Sasha says, breakups are hard, and he says, they are, but that wasn’t his point. He was wrong to think he’d never fall in love again. He didn’t realize how wrong – he takes Brook’s hand – until he met Brook. Willow is great, but she wasn’t right for him. He couldn’t see that until he found the person who was. Brook is perfect for him and she always will be. Brook says, right back at him.

Ava’s phone ding-a-lings and she says she’s still getting alerts. She doesn’t have any more credit cards to cancel… It seems she has had something stolen. Just not her identity. She hands Ric her phone and says, please tell her this isn’t saying what she thinks it’s saying. Lucas asks what it says, and she tells him that her entire divorce settlement from Nikolas, the Cassadines have taken it back.

Josslyn asks Anna, what’s taking so long? They should have heard by now. Isaiah comes out of Dex’s room, and Josslyn asks, how’s Dex? He says he’s sorry. They did everything they could. Dex didn’t make it. Josslyn says, what?

The monitor is on flatline, and it’s turned off. Elizabeth removes the tubes attached to Dex and says, this isn’t right. He’s the second person to die like this. It just doesn’t make any sense. Something very wrong is going on here.

Lulu says, they should get going, and Dante says he’d love to, but they’ve got to wait for the boat. She says, islands. They’re a real pain in the butt sometimes. He says, especially this one, and she says, it’s stuffy in here. Does he want to wait outside and get some fresh air? She picks up the box and he asks if she’s kidding him with that right now. She says, this box is coming with her, even though it technically doesn’t belong to her. She knows he’s a cop and doesn’t expect him to get involved. He says, which part? The trespassing, the destruction of personal property, or the theft of stolen goods? She says, all of it, but he says he already is. He takes the box from her and says, why doesn’t she hold the door, and he’ll carry her box of stolen stuff? She says, gladly, and they go outside.

Tracy says, Drew is taking advantage of the Quartermaine name and laughing at them while he’s doing it. Ned says, he spent a lot of time buttering up Monica, only to turn around and sleep with Willow, and Olivia says, what Drew did was despicable, but however they feel about him, if Michael wants to make things up with Willow, they have to support him… Right? Ned says, of course (🍷), and Tracy says, once a cheater, always a cheater, but if that’s what Michael wants, she can play nice with Willow. Olivia says, good. Because Michael is going to have to know they’re here for him, no matter what.

Michael says he won’t be the one who leaks the video, for all the reasons Drew mentioned. To protect his children, to protect Drew’s daughter, to protect Willow from her own humiliating mistake. And that protects Drew too. So Drew is using them to protect his own reputation. So much for Willow’s hero. Drew says, Michael knows nothing about him and Willow, and Michael says, yeah? Why doesn’t Drew tell him?

Nina says, first one to the car gets a treat, and tells Wiley not to trip. Willow says, sorry they had to wake them up. They’re going over to Grandma Nina’s for a little sleepover adventure. Wiley says, okay! and Nina says, let’s go, but before they get to the door, Carly walks in. She asks where they’re all going in such a hurry. They wouldn’t be trying to take Michael’s children away from him, would they?

On Monday, Portia tells someone to take a step back from patient care; Drew asks Michael, would Willow have cheated if it wasn’t real; and Willow says, what happens next isn’t up to Carly.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

You know this now, but still, what a shock.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/evan-hofer-out-at-general-hospital

This is actually kind of ick. No. No future.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/cameron-mathison-previews-drew-and-willows-future-on-gh

This happened today, but I’m sure it’s on YouTube. Alan Locher does a great interview.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/chat-live-with-soap-star-rick-hearst

Gio’s side gig is impressive.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/giovanni-mazzas-new-film-is-premiering-at-sundance

Love this story!

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/kimberly-mccullough-opens-up-about-her-son-otis

I didn’t know he’d been in GH, but I doff my cap.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/general-hospital-alum-michael-cole-dead-at-84

🍸 Not a Good VanderLook…

So I guess he’s drinking again? That’s a real shame.

https://people.com/vanderpump-rules-james-kennedy-arrested-on-suspicion-of-domestic-violence-8760616

Wow. It didn’t take long for his life to start unraveling.

https://people.com/vanderpump-rules-james-kennedy-removed-from-las-vegas-residency-following-domestic-violence-arrest-8761602

Team Thirsty has to put in their two cents. Bitch, please.

https://people.com/rachel-leviss-reacts-to-james-kennedy-domestic-violence-arrest-8760749

But for how long? Not if he keeps this up.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/13/james-kennedy-ally-lewber-not-splitting-after-domestic-violence-arrest/

👒 Working Like a Charm…

Yeah, Shep did a really weird toast at the Easter dinner too. Something about Jesus and Pontius Pilate, but it didn’t make a whole lot of sense and had nothing to do with Easter. It was just weird.

Wow. When Venita gives up on you, you’re hopeless.

So glad it’s only a rumor. I’d hate to see Craig regress, even if he doesn’t think pandas are real.

🪓 But It’s an Undisputed Masterpiece…

I think this film is perfect as is. Christian Bale is Patrick Bateman.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/american-psycho-remake-austin-butler-patrick-bateman

🐕 It’s a Dog’s Life…

I’m pretty sure Pilaf is living a better life than I am, but I’m okay with that.

https://www.instyle.com/demi-moore-molly-ringwald-dogs-photos-8759246

https://www.instyle.com/demi-moore-snake-print-bikini-pilaf-birthday-8743074

📫 Quotes of the Week

We’re not in the Midnight Realm. It’s just the suburbs. –  Owen (Justice Smith), I Saw the TV Glow

All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another. – Anatole France

It is, of course, quite true that God will not love you any the less, or have less use for you, if you happen to have been born with a very second-rate brain. He has room for people with very little sense, but He wants everyone to use what sense they have.C. S. Lewis, from Mere Christianity (He sounds like Anthony Hopkins in my head.)

Do I seem like the kind of guy who has the energy to argue?Niles Valentine, 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days

Thoughts lead on to purposes; purposes go forth in action; actions form habits; habits decide character; and character fixes our destiny. – Tyron Edwards

When we talk about understanding, surely it takes place only when the mind listens completely — the mind being your heart, your nerves, your ears- when you give your whole attention to it. – Jiddu Krishnamurti

There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them.Ray Bradbury

Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it. – Ann Landers

As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead. Cause if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious. – Caleb Wilde, from a post on X or what we still call Twitter

⛄️ Pretending He’s Parson Brown…

Amid your holiday or everyday tasks, take time to smell the poinsettias. Then join me on Monday for soap and Deck doings. Until then, stay safe; stay not drinking and driving home from holiday events (I can never say it enough); and stay never sleeping with your nephew’s wife.

December 8, 2023 – The Not Perfect Tree Is Lit, Her Return, The M.E., Side Gig, Barrier Breaker, Sisters, Problem, Hamster Wheel, You’re Fired, LVP Report, Hannukah Pups, Quote Octet & Hollis

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Elizabeth and Finn walk to his door, and he thanks her for doing this. She says she wouldn’t miss it, and from inside, Violet asks if it’s Finn. He says, it is, and she says, don’t come in until she tells him to. She says, he can come in now, and throws open the door. She says, look at her tree, and Gregory says, she picked it out herself. The tree isn’t quite Charlie Brown, but it’s pretty janky.

Molly is about to knock on Kristina’s door, when TJ asks if she really wants to do this. She asks if he’s having second thoughts, but he says, let’s call it an abundance of caution. Sometimes life doesn’t give you time to think things over. You make a snap decision and have to live with the consequences, but they have time to take a moment and review and reevaluate. She asks where he’s going with this, and he says, she’s the smart Davis daughter, Sam is the resourceful one, Kristina is the impetuous one. Are the 100% sure they want her to be their surrogate?

Anna goes to Valentin’s house and asks if Charlotte is here. He says, she’s with Laura. It helps her to spend some quality time with her grandmother. Anna says, that’s perfect really. Laura is a wonderful presence in Charlotte’s life. Charlotte’s lucky to have her. He says, she’s got a dad too, and asks what he can do for Anna. She says, nothing. She just came by to give him an update. He says, on? and she says, on the arsonist who set fire to her house. It wasn’t Charlotte.

Lois looks up the stairs and says, this is a disaster, and Olivia says she knows. Lois says, not one inch of this entire gigantic house has been decorated for Christmas.

On a plane, Tracy hears the stewardess say that they’re anticipating landing in an hour. She looks at her phone and sees her and Luke’s wedding picture. She starts to cry and puts on her sunglasses and a hat.

Lois tells Olivia that Lila would be so upset. She’d have Reginald… Olivia says, who? and Lois says, Reggie. He was the butler when she and Ned were married. She would have Reggie and the entire staff decorating this house by the first of the month. Everything would be out except for a few things that came out on Christmas Eve. She’s thinking of a specific train set that Alan was very fond of. It was a family heirloom given to him by his grandfather who was in railroads. Olivia says, like an engineer? but Lois says, no. Great-grandpa Quartermaine owned railroads going upstate into Canada, and this particular train set was an exact replica of one of his trains. Alan was so proud of it, but by then, it was an antique, so it only came out on Christmas Eve, but everything else was everywhere else. There were wreaths on the doors, there was a garland going all the way down the staircase, and everything by December 1st. She can’t believe Olivia wasn’t more on getting the decorations up. Her family’s house, her father’s garage was like a Christmas wonderland. Olivia’s own apartment… She could tell Olivia’s room on the street just by looking up. Olivia says she still enjoys Christmas decorating, but early on in her marriage to Ned, she and Monica sort of clashed over the Christmas décor. She wanted a fresh tree; Olivia put up something more… effusive. Monica made it very clear that this was her house, it was her choice, so Olivia just let it be. She let Monica take the lead with the Christmas decorating. Lois says she appreciates the sensitivity, but they can’t leave this house bare while they’re waiting for Monica to come back from her medical conference. Olivia says, okay, then let’s go for it, and Lois says, if her vote has any weight to it, she would appreciate a natural tree as well. Olivia says, she can do natural. Look at her fingernails. If they’re going to get a tree, they’d better get moving.

Violet says, it wasn’t as pretty as the others. If she hadn’t picked it, it might have not gotten picked at all. Finn says he thinks she chose the perfect tree, but Violet says, the whole point is that it’s not perfect. Finn says, but he thinks it’s perfect for them, and Elizabeth says she agrees. Violet is really getting into the spirit of Christmas. And she promises they are going to make this tree look spectacular. Gregory says, the first step is putting on the lights. Who’s going to do the honors? Violet says, daddy, and Finn says, how about a nice cup of hot cocoa first?

Molly says, from the moment she and TJ decided to have a baby, they faced nothing but setbacks. Sometimes she thinks the universe is trying to tell them something. Maybe they’re not meant to have children. He tells her, he never said that, and she says, so he does want to have a baby. He says, absolutely, and she says, so does she. Anytime she thinks about giving up and accepting they’re not going to have kids, she gets this pit in her stomach. That’s why she was crying in the park when Kristina found her. The thought of never having a family with TJ broke her. He says he’s so sorry, and she says, that’s when everything started to shift. Think about this. She’s never in the park in the middle of the afternoon. She’d be in her office or be in court. What are the odds she’d be there and so would Kristina? About a million to one. That’s got to be fate, right? Fate that her sister would find her. Fate that her sister would offer to carry their child again. And she has no interest in fighting fate. She can feel it in her heart that this is the right thing to do, and she’s 1000% sure about Kristina. He says, then so is he. Let’s do this. She knocks on the door, and Kristina invites them in. She asks what brings them over, and TJ says, this is more of a sister thing, so he’ll let Molly explain. Kristina says, spill it, sister, and Molly says she’s here to officially ask Kristina for a huge favor, one that will dominate her life for the next nine months… Kristina says, yes, she’ll be their surrogate, and Molly asks if she’s sure. Kristina says she’s never been so sure of anything in her life, and hugs Molly.

Valentin says, Charlotte has always denied burning down Anna’s house, but she lies about a lot of things. Anna says, she didn’t lie about this, and Valentin asks how she can be sure. She says, forensics collected some scraps of fabric in the bushes around her house and they all tested positive for the accelerant that started the fire. And they lifted some DNA which matched someone who isn’t his daughter. He says, thank God, and sits down. She sit’s next to him and says, it’s a relief. She didn’t want to think Charlotte had gone that far. He wonders why he didn’t believe her. Why didn’t he have faith in his own daughter? She said there’s a DNA match. Who’s the arsonist? She says she can’t tell him that.

Gregory says, the whole point is that it’s not perfect, and chuckles. He sits on the sofa, and Finn asks if he’s all right, but Gregory says he’s fine. He just sat down a little more quickly than he intended. He really wants this to be a good Christmas. Finn says, one to remember, when Elizabeth comes back with Violet and says, cocoa’s ready. They all take a cup, and Violet says, they should put up the lights. Finn says, since she did such a good job making the cocoa, it seems a shame to gulp it down, but Elizabeth says, don’t worry. She can make more. There’s a knock at the door and Finn answers it to Chase and Brook. Finn asks how Chase is with Christmas lights.

Anna gets up and says, she just wanted Valentin to know his daughter’s not responsible for the fire at her house, and he says, if there’s a DNA match, that means the arsonist is in a data base somewhere. So who is it? She says she can’t share that information with him, and he asks if it’s classified. She says she doesn’t know. She would imagine there’s someone somewhere who considers it classified. He says he’s not talking to them, he’s talking to her, so who burned her house? She says, he doesn’t need to know, and he says he doesn’t understand. She says, really? It astonishes her that he doesn’t understand, because she feels she made herself quite clear the last time they saw each other. She can’t tell him who burned her house down because she can’t trust him.

Kristina says, Molly was so emotional the last time she saw her, she wondered if, in thinking about it more, Molly might not want her to be her surrogate. Molly says, life’s been a roller coaster since she found out she can’t get pregnant, and when Andrea miscarried, she and TJ were devastated. TJ says he can quote her the odds on miscarriage, but none of that prepared him for when Andrea told him that she lost their baby or having to tell Molly. Molly says, when Andrea miscarried, she realized she needed to do some real soul searching. For the first time in her life, something she really wanted wasn’t going to come to her because she was smart and prepared and willing to work hard. She felt entitled to being a mom. Like whenever she and TJ were ready, whenever it fit into their schedules, she’d get pregnant, and they’d have a baby nine months later. But when that couldn’t happen because of her, because she’s basically infertile – she tears up – she jumped right into finding a solution, solving the problem. She could do that, so she picked Andrea to be their surrogate and she got pregnant. Everything was going according to plan… until it wasn’t. And it’s only now she realizes she has to do the thing that scares her the most. She has to accept that she’s not in control and ask for help.

Olivia and Lois come into the mansion, and Lois says, at least they made a start. Olivia says she’ll get the other garlands and wreaths from the florist, and Lois says she’s so glad they got the tree from PC Pioneers. It makes you feel so good knowing you gave back to the community, and those kids in their uniforms, so cute. Olivia says, it makes her think of little Dante when he was that age, and Lois asks if he was a Pioneer. Olivia says, no, he wasn’t, but it’s not for her lack of trying. She signed him up and took him to his first meeting. The kid jumped out the window and escaped before she even got her car out of the parking lot. Lois says, no, and Olivia says, hand to God. She got a call from the troop leader. He was apologetic, beside himself, and she told him, calm down. She went and checked the corner lot, and who is there playing baseball but little Dante Falconari. She wanted to grab that kid by the back of his hair and drag him home, but then she said, you know what? Who is she to dictate his dream? If her kid wants to play sandlot baseball and dream of a career in the major leagues instead of learning the fundamentals of camping, who is she to say? He’s her kid and she should support him, so that’s what she did. Lois says, that’s always been one of her favorite things about Olivia. She just takes people as they come and loves them for who they are. She doesn’t try to make them who she thinks they should be. Olivia says, it’s a fine line sometimes. With your kids, you’ve got to accept them, but you’ve also got to provide some guidance. Lois says, it’s like being a carpenter and a gardener, but Olivia says she doesn’t follow. Lois says, a carpenter builds a house based on his plans. The wood has no say. But a gardener is different because he raises what he has. He may tend the soil, fertilize it, pull the weeds, give it water, a little bit of love, but he doesn’t plant a pine tree expecting it to grow into an oak. He just raises the very best trees he can. Olivia says, Lois has definitely done that with Brook. She’s a spectacular young woman. Lois thanks her, and says, Olivia’s done a pretty good job with Dante and Leo as well. Olivia says, they’re both very good gardeners, and Lois says, that they are. Olivia says, Cody is going to be here with the tree any minute. They’ve got to get the Christmas ornaments. They both race up the stairs.

Molly says, people always tell her that she’s generous, and Kristina says, and humble. Molly says, what she never realized is that the person who is giving is in charge. They’re deciding when and how much, and hopefully, they’re doing good, but they’re in control. And they all know how much she loves to be in control. TJ says, she’s being way too hard on herself, and Molly says, asking for help means giving control to someone else. And that would be hard for her under any circumstances, but it’s excruciating when the person she’s asking for help is someone she’s treated unfairly. Kristina says, if Molly means her, she’s forgiven. Not that there’s anything to forgive. Molly says, what about the fact she was a total witch the first time Kristina offered to be their surrogate? but Kristina says she didn’t really think it through. She didn’t realize what was at stake. TJ says, he and Molly were pretty raw in those first weeks. Neither of them made an effort to see where she was coming from. Molly says, especially her. She realizes her reaction back then had less to do with Kristina and a lot more to do with her being messy and irrational, things she tries to avoid. It hurt that Kristina could carry a child and she can’t. It would be easy for Kristina, which doubled down on her pain, which makes no sense, she knows. Kristina says, please. She wrote the book on being messy and irrational, and if Molly had taken her up on her original offer, it would have been a huge mistake. They weren’t ready. As painful as it was going through this process, it made them ready. She is ready and she wants to do this. Molly thanks her and says she’s so lucky to have Kristina as her sister, and as her surrogate. Kristina says she’s the lucky one, and they hug.

Anna says she really does want to be clear on this. Valentin lied to her, and because he lied, she had no idea the intruder in her apartment was his daughter. He says, she’s right and he takes full responsibility, but she withheld information too. She’s far too good an agent to shoot at pointblank range without a confirmed target. She was gunning for someone that night, wasn’t she? Charlotte got in the way. She says she guesses they both have to live with that for the rest of their lives, right? She heads for the door, but he says, wait. He’s sorry. He wishes he’d told her. He didn’t tell her that Charlotte was stalking her because he was afraid. He was afraid if she knew, she’d leave him; she’d end their relationship. She asks why she would. She doesn’t know that she would have ended the relationship, but they’ll never know because he didn’t give her a choice. He didn’t tell her the truth, so she couldn’t make her own decisions. It’s too late for them, but it’s not too late for his daughter. He needs to focus on her and get her the help she needs.

About to plug in the lights, Chase says, everybody cross your fingers, but Brook says, wait. She brings Violet in front of the tree and tells her that if she makes a wish the moment before the Christmas lights come on for the first time, it’ll come true. Get her wish ready. Violet closes her eyes, and Brook says, okay. Chase plugs in the lights, and Violet looks at the tree. She says she knew it would be beautiful.

Olivia and Lois look through the Christmas ornaments, and Lois asks what this reminds Olivia of. She holds a silver ball by each ear, and Olivia says, how about St. Finbar’s their sophomore year? Sister Joanne Claire was so mad when she realized it was them sneaking into her office and moving around pictures of the saints. Lois says, they would swap Peter and Paul, and Olivia says, they got themselves detention and they had to decorate the auditorium for Christmas all by themselves. Lois says, they were there until 3 am, and Olivia says, 3:17, but who’s counting? Lois says, when they came out that morning and their parents were waiting for them, she doesn’t think she’s ever seen her mother so angry, but her father was disappointed. Somehow, that was so much worse. Olivia says she got a speech the whole way home. She can still hear it. Your cousin Connie would never do anything like this. Lois says, that’s because her cousin Connie never stepped a toe out of line. Although she’s got to say, she wishes she’d followed Olivia’s cousin Connie, because she was grounded with a 5 pm curfew until the following April. And by the way, Olivia was supposed to be grounded too. Olivia says she was, technically. Does Lois remember her bedroom window? It was a joke. Lois says, Olivia snuck out of that bedroom window so easily, she might as well have been on the ground floor. Oliva says, right out the window and into the nightclubs in the city all night long. Lois says, her poor parents, and Olivia says, honestly, she looks back and feels bad for all the worries she gave them, but at the time, she really enjoyed herself. Lois says, yeah, she did, when Cody comes in. He says he grabbed the tree and got some garland. Where do they want them? Lois says she’s so glad he asked.

The stewardess gives the spiel to prepare for landing, and Tracy buckles her seatbelt. She looks at her phone and says, damn you, Luke Spencer. I miss you.

Valentin says he doesn’t think Anna is in a position to tell him what Charlotte needs right now, and Anna says, she needs counseling. Charlotte was stalking her for months. That is not normal behavior. He says, she saw the letter from Victor. She knows Charlotte’s actions weren’t malicious. She says, maybe not, but they are unquestionably illegal, and he says, Charlotte thought she was protecting him. She thought Anna was a threat. Anna tells him that he’s not doing Charlotte any favors by making excuses for her. He’s enabling her. He says, she was manipulated by a master manipulator. Victor exploited her love for her father and need for a family. She thought Anna was dangerous. Then of course (🍷), when he released her file, and the world knew Anna had been acting as a double agent… She says, don’t throw that in her face, please, and he says he’s not, but she can’t refute it; it was true. Charlotte thought she was protecting him. Think about that. A teenage girl standing against a master spy. So they can say what they will about his daughter, but she’s not a coward. She did what she thought she had to do. Anna says, he’s proud of her? but he says he’s appalled at what she did, but he’s proud of her courage and determination. He’s sickened that Victor twisted her for his purposes. She says, he didn’t tell Charlotte to write the word murderer on her door or break into her hotel suite and trash her clothes and write a threatening message on her mirror. Charlotte came up with that all on her own.

Molly says she can’t believe this is actually going to happen, and TJ says, sometimes the universe finds a way. She says all she knows is, she’s grateful. This feels right. Kristina comes out with three filled champagne flutes, and says, it’s time the expectant parents celebrated up.

Cody, Olivia, and Lois all help with putting a fabulous garland on the staircase banister. Lois says she’s been meaning to ask Cody, why does he call Olivia Mama Q? He says, she’s Dante’s mother. What else would he call her? Olivia says, if Lois tells him zia, she’ll murder her where she’s standing. Cody asks, what’s a zia?

Violet says, they need tinsel and ornaments, and Chase says, before they get to the real decorating, he and Brook have an announcement to make. Violet asks if he can announce fast. They have to decorate. Elizabeth says, it might be important. Don’t rush them. Violet apologizes and tells them to take as much time as they need. Brook thanks her and says she thinks Chase should do the honors. Chase says, okay. Dad, Finn, Violet, Elizabeth, Brook has agreed to be his wife, and they’re getting married. Everybody is all, yay! and Brook and Chase kiss.

Kristina hands out the glasses and says, to the baby to come. No child will ever be more loved or more welcome. TJ says, hear, hear, and they clink glasses. Molly says, it’s ginger ale. Not that there would be anything wrong with drinking right now, and TJ asks if Kristina is jump starting a healthy new lifestyle or is this the only thing with bubbles she had in the fridge. Kristina says, both. She had a friend bring a really nice bottle of champagne over actually, but it didn’t last very long in this house. Maybe she should get an early start and indulge in all the caffeine and alcohol while she can. TJ says, they know she’s giving up a lot, but Kristina says, it’s well worth it. TJ says, to Molly, to Kristina, and to this… Kristina says, to this expanding family. They all say, cheers, and clink glasses.

Valentin says, it’s true. Victor never told Charlotte how to stalk Anna. He imagines she got that off the internet or some book. Anna says, he imagines? Did he question her about this? He says he hasn’t interrogated his teenage daughter, no. She’s been traumatized. She’s recovering from a gunshot wound. Anna says she’s aware, and he says, she needs time to heal. Anna says, she needs her father to stop making excuses for her. He’s not protecting her. He can’t keep blaming Victor for what happened. He says, Victor’s to blame, and she says, if Charlotte had been arrested for the crimes she committed, what was she going to plea? My dead grandpa made me do it? It doesn’t matter what Victor wrote to her. It doesn’t matter what lies he told her. Charlotte is responsible for her own actions, and he has to make her understand that. And he has to get her the help that she needs, before she does something irrevocable.

Everyone congratulates Chase and Brook, and Gregory says, Chase is a lucky man. Brook says she’s the lucky one, but Chase says, they both are. Gregory says he wishes them both a lifetime of love, and Violet asks if Chase gave Brook a ring. Chase says he did, and Brook says she kept it hidden as to not ruin the surprise. She takes it out of her pocket, and Chase asks if Violet wants to see him put it on her finger. Violet says, yes, please, and Chase takes the ring. Violet says, wait. He’s supposed to get down on one knee. Brook says, he did when he asked her to marry him, and Violet asks if he can’t get down on one knee again. She wants the complete picture. Finn says, him too, and Chase says, of course (🍷) he can. He does and puts the ring on Brook’s finger. They kiss and everyone applauds. Violet asks when Finn is going to give Aunt Elizabeth a ring, and Finn is like, uh… Elizabeth says, time to decorate the tree.

As they decorate the tree, Cody asks, what’s so bad about being called a zia? Olivia says, nothing… or everything, depending on your circumstances. He says he doesn’t get it, and Lois says, zia means auntie, which could refer to your mother or your father’s sister. Olivia says, or your sister-in-law, and Lois says, or it could be distant cousin or any female relation. But it could also be a term of affection. Olivia says, or someone, a woman, who you’re close with, but aren’t actually related to, and Lois says, but there is a generational aspect to it. It’s for somebody older. For example, you would never refer to her Brookie as zia. He says, but he could call her zia, and she says, no. Technically yes, but absolutely no, he cannot. She would prefer it if he’d continue to call her Lois. He says he totally understands, and Olivia says, this tree looks so beautiful. It’s so nice having Cody to help out. Cody says, it’s his pleasure, and Lois asks how he likes working for the Quartermaines. He says he really likes it. It’s the first place in a long time that feels like home.

Olivia thanks Cody and says, they couldn’t have done it without him. Lois says, he gets extra points for patience, and he says, it was a lot of fun. He learned a new word, although he’ll never call either of them zia. And it got him into the spirit of the season. He might grab a tree for the stables. He thanks them for a fun time, and leaves. Lois tells Olivia, you know what? She’s got to say, this looks a lot better than the auditorium at St. Finbar’s. They laugh and clink glasses.

Anna tells Valentin, Charlotte has to know what she did was wrong, and that she can’t solve her problems by breaking into people’s houses and writing threatening messages. He says he agrees. Charlotte needs limits, and she’ll get them. She needs counseling and she’ll get that too, but they have a big problem. Victor convinced Charlotte that Anna was dangerous, and Anna shot her. So in Charlotte’s mind, Victor was right. Anna chokes up and says she hopes he gets through to his daughter, and that he gets her to understand that Victor was never right about anything. She walks to the door, and he says, wait. She turns to him, and he says he’s sorry. She says, so is she, and leaves. When she gets outside, she cries.

Brook says, that is one gorgeous tree, and Chase says, it might be the best tree he’s ever seen. Elizabeth says, it certainly is lovely, and Violet says, Brook was right. When you make a wish on a Christmas tree, your wish comes true. Hers already did. Finn asks what she wished for, and she asks if it’s okay to tell. Brook says, absolutely, and Violet says, she wished for this to be the best Christmas ever and it is. Their tree is beautiful, Uncle Chase and Brook are getting married, and she has a present for all of them. Gregory asks, what kind of present? and she says, stay here. She’ll be right back. She winks at Chase and runs off. Gregory asks if Chase has any idea what this is, and Chase says, it could be beaded necklaces. Finn says, he’s kind of secretive. Is he sure he doesn’t have any idea what this present is? Chase says he can neither confirm nor deny, when Violet comes back with a guitar. She hands it to Chase and says she’s going to sing a song that she wrote herself, and Uncle Chase will accompany her. Chase plays, and Violet sings about, when there are no lights, I want to shine for you. She’s very good for one so young. They applaud and cheer.

Kristina asks, what happens next? and Molly says, they talk to their fertility specialist, let them know they have a surrogate and they’re ready to move forward. TJ says, once they have a more concrete timetable, they’ll get back to her about scheduling, but they’re hoping it will be soon. Kristina says, the sooner, the better. Now that they know what they’re doing, there’s no point in waiting around. TJ thanks her, and they hug. Molly says she’ll be grateful to Kristina forever, and they hug. Kristina says, it’s her great honor, and Molly and TJ leave. In the hallway, TJ says, this is really happening, and Molly says, they might just get their miracle after all. They hug, and inside, Kristina sends a text to Blaze: Want 2 talk I have big news.

Olivia says, they do good work, and Lois says, Sister Joanne Claire would be proud. Olivia says, they’ve got a lot of house to go, but these two rooms look beaut-tee-ful, and Lois says, they do. They hear the front door slam, and hear Tracy say, no. Olivia and Lois go to the foyer, where Tracy is walking through with her luggage carrier, saying, no, no, no, no. She tells them, this will not do. Not at all. Lois and Olivia look at each other.

On Monday, Curtis tells Marshall, if he gets his wish, he’s never going to ask for anything again; Josslyn tells Dex not to joke about this; Tracy says, she’s home in the nick of time; and Sonny says he’ll talk to Michael on Nina’s behalf, but she says, no.

💝 Revisiting Irene…

All about Marshall’s first love.

🔬 Livingston We Presume…

I thought I’d seen him around.

🚗 Drive She Said…

When she’s not singing, she’s driving a Honda.

🥀 Goodbye To a Game Changer…

Farewell to a soap legend.

💎 Shoots Own Foot…

If she knows it’s going to cause her angst, why does she keep talking?

🍊 Spilling On Shannon…

It wouldn’t surprise me.

💐 Exes With No Charm…

These people are too weird. Although I wish I’d been a fly on the wall at BravoCon.

🍹 Not So Hospitable…

I watched this. Coupled with her poking the bear on Southern Charm, I’m starting not to like Leva so much.

🍸 All About That Pump…

I can’t wait. Chateau shenanigans

She’s basically pleading the fifth.

Six degrees of LVP.

🐶 Festival Of Dogs…

Furbabies ready for the holiday.

You, too, can include your pup.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/celebrate-hanukkah-dog-220838396.html

🐧 Quotes of the Week

Get up. Bring your butter. – Heather Gay, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. – Japanese Proverb

Healing comes from taking responsibility: to realize that it is you – and no one else – that creates your thoughts, your feelings, and your actions. – Peter Shepherd

We can have peace if we let go of wanting to change the past and wanting to control the future. – Lester Levinson

The opportunity of a lifetime is to pick yourself. Quit waiting to get picked; quit waiting for someone to give you permission; quit waiting for someone to say you are officially qualified… and pick yourself. – Seth Godin (For those who were always picked last in gym class.)

All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another. – Anatole France

True progress quietly and persistently moves along without notice. – Saint Francis of Assisi

You know what a gift card says? You do it. – Carl MacMillan (Reno Wilson), Mike & Molly

🤹🏽‍♀️ Jingling Only Partway…

Make a return trip on Monday really Tuesday for soap and what little the Med has to offer. Until then, stay safe, stay extending acts of kindness to those with no family, and stay taking people as they come, loving them for who they are, and not trying to make them into who you think they should be.

December 19, 2022 – Alexis Tells Drew That His Hunch is Correct, Temporary Captain On Deck & Hollis

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Chase works out like a maniac at the gym, when Brook walks in. She says, looks like her timing is right. She has a big ask, and hopefully, he won’t have the energy to fight her.

On the phone, Carly says she understands that, but there’s only so much she can do. Please try to get some sleep. Josslyn walks in, and Carly asks, how was her run? Josslyn says, good, and asks if it was her dad. Carly says, it was, and he’s very concerned about what’s going on here. He’d like Josslyn to spend some time with him in Sydney. Josslyn asks what Carly told him, and Carly says, she told him that it was up to Josslyn. Josslyn says, she can’t leave now. Not when everybody she cares about needs her. Carly says she loves how brave and protective Josslyn is, but she’s got to start looking out for herself. Josslyn asks what Carly is saying. Does Carly want her to leave Port Charles?

Dr. Navarro asks if Willow and Michael are ready to learn the sex of their baby, and Michael asks if the doctor can give them a minute. She says she’ll be back in a bit, and leaves. Willow says, they can’t hold the doctor up from her other patients. Why did he send her away? Michael says he’s not sure they should go through with this.

Alexis meets Drew at Charlie’s, and he thanks her for helping him on such short notice. He knows how busy she is. She says, they all are. Another attack? This time, one of Port Charles’ finest. Her phone rings, and she says, her phone has been blowing up. She turns it off, and tells Drew that she’s been doing some digging. He says he can’t thank her enough, but she says, no thanks necessary. He had her at Harmony.

Sonny comes into the gallery with Nina, and asks what Ava is doing. The door was unlocked. Nina says, thank God she’s okay, and Sonny asks why her glass is smashed on the floor. Nina asks where Ava was last night, and Ava says she was here. She was working last night. Nina says, with everything that happened, she actually called Nikolas this morning, and when he told her that Ava wasn’t home at Windymere, she thought something happened. Ava says, that’s sweet, but Windymere is no longer her home. Nikolas has made sure of that.

Nikolas finds Elizabeth at the hospital reception desk, and she asks what he’s doing here. He says, they have a lot to discuss, but she says, not here; she’s working. He says, she ran out last night, he hasn’t heard from her since, and he couldn’t wait, but she says, he’s going to be waiting a long time. She just started her shift. She starts walking down the hall, but he follows her, and asks why she told him that she was going to turn him into the cops.

Josslyn says, is she freaked out about what happened to Rory? Is she worried that The Hook might be out to get her and her best friend? Absolutely, but she can’t just walk out on her life. Carly says she wants Josslyn as close to her as possible, but the thought of something happening to Josslyn scares the hell out of her. Josslyn’s dad misses her, and Carly knows she loves Australia. Josslyn says she does love Australia, but Trina needs her, Cam needs her, even Spencer. Carly says, Josslyn has to promise she’s going to take this seriously and be careful. Did she stay on the grounds for her run? Josslyn says she did, and Carly says, that has to be her new normal. No cross-country runs or going anywhere alone. And no more risky rescues involving gunshots and dorm rooms. Josslyn says, that was a one-time thing, and Carly says she hopes so, because she’s extremely worried about Josslyn’s involvement with Dex.

Nina thanks Sonny for his help, and says, he’s amazing and she loves him. She’ll see him later. Sonny walks out with Dex, who asks if he’s sure they shouldn’t arrange protection, but Sonny says, no; Ava’s covered. Her biggest issue is her husband. Dex says, what about the rest of Sonny’s family? and Sonny says, Kristina’s covered, Donna… Dex says, Josslyn?

Nina asks what inspired Ava to stay at the gallery last night, and Ava says she was too keyed up to sleep, so she thought she’d get some paperwork done. The invoices are complete, but her neck is paying the price this morning. Nina says, clearly, Ava was busy. Too busy to clean up that mess. She indicates the smashed martini glass, and asks why Ava didn’t just come back to her place last night. Ava says, she was feeling pretty lousy, and didn’t want to subject Nina to her mood, but Nina says, no more playing cat and mouse. What happened with Nikolas?

Elizabeth closes the chapel door, and tells Nikolas, this is exactly why people think he’s arrogant and self-centered. She told him that she was working, and the Hub? Not exactly the place for this conversation. Not to mention, Finn could have seen them, and she doesn’t want to rub salt in the wound. He says he gets it, but he’s been calling her all night, and she’s not returning his calls. What other options did he have? She says, like, ten, starting with wait and give her some space. She needs time to think. He says, they can think about this together; they have to be on the same page. She says she just wishes this whole thing would go away, and he says, but it won’t. We have to fix this now, especially now that we know Esme isn’t The Hook. She says, you keep saying we, but do you really have any idea what we’ve done?

Chase asks what Brook wants, and she says she wasn’t quite sure how they left things. Is he still planning on performing with Blaze tomorrow, at the Rice Plaza Gingerbread Jam? He says he thought he was pretty clear. He’s done with their relationship, personal or professional. He’s not trying to hurt her or get back at her. He’s just trying to make her understand. He’s done wasting his time on stage. His only focus is on regaining his career; the one she doesn’t seem to care about.

Michael says, Willow got devesting news yesterday. It’s understandable if she doesn’t want to do the scan right now. She says, today is supposed to be happy; the day they find out if Wiley is having a little brother or little sister. Can he believe she actually misses Harmony? She would have called Harmony, and they would have been excited together. She knows Harmony wasn’t her birth mother, and did some terrible things, but Harmony knew her, inside and out. They had that familiarity, and today made her realize that some part of her still longs for a mother, but Drew just told her that her mother is dead. Michael says, why doesn’t he share his mother with her? He knows she’s a lot, but she already loves Willow. Willow says, don’t get her wrong. She’s grateful for his whole family, and Wiley… He says, but she can’t help grieve what she lost, and she says, and everything she could lose still.

Alexis asks, what made Drew decide to bring up Harmony? and he says, Willow decided to track down her birth mother. She says, that’s quite an undertaking. Why now? He says, being pregnant, he thinks she realizes she has no family health history. She says, he told her that the firefighter’s story corroborated Harmony’s, so why does he think there’s more to it? He says he took Denise’s story at face value, but did a little bit of digging, and came up with a census taken after Joan arrived. He thought if he was able to find the commune leader, Josiah, maybe Josiah could help him track down Willow’s birth father. He’s still trying to pinpoint exactly where Josiah is, but what threw him was, there was no Joan in the census. Alexis says, maybe she changed her name. Cultists can be fluid with monikers. He says, but there was nobody who even matched her general description. He gets commune members sometimes flaunt authority, but you’d think a census taker would have noticed a very pregnant woman about to give birth. She says, and his hunch is correct, because it jives with her source. He thinks aspects of this firefighter’s story doesn’t add up, and he would be right.  

Carly says she’s not going to bother telling Josslyn what to do, because Josslyn is just like her, and she knows Josslyn’s not going to listen. She’d sound like a hypocrite if she told Josslyn to stay away from Dex because of the danger factor. She knows all too well the lure of a bad boy. She spent her life with Jason and Sonny. Josslyn says, that’s cool, but Carly says she’s serious. She’s in Josslyn’s corner, always. She has faith in Josslyn. Her hesitation isn’t about Josslyn not knowing what she’d be getting into with Dex. Josslyn spent her life with Carly, so she knows Josslyn knows. Josslyn says she knows, and wants to apologize for something she said about Jason. She said he was an idiot to work for Sonny, and here Dex is doing the same thing. Carly says, so Josslyn has feelings for Dex, but Josslyn says, it’s a non-issue. After what Spencer pulled last night, she doubts she’s even in the friendzone. Carly says, Spencer’s been released? and Josslyn says, sorry she didn’t tell Carly. It’s been a crazy 48 hours, but he is. Carly doesn’t have to worry. She doubts she’ll be seeing much of Dex anymore.  

Ava says, Nina spoke to Nikolas? and Nina says she called him this morning when she saw Ava wasn’t home, and Ava wasn’t answering her calls. Nikolas said he left her here last night. Ava says, her husband is an expert at omitting salient facts, and starts to pick up the glass. She bets Nikolas didn’t tell Nina that he served her with divorce papers. Nina asks why he would do that. He’s crazy about Ava, and Ava was just considering giving him a second chance. Ava says, that was before she found out he slept with Elizabeth Baldwin, and Nina says, Nikolas was unfaithful to Ava again? Ava says, there’s more. Nina hasn’t heard the worst of it. Nina asks, what’s worse than cheating on Ava twice? and Ava says, Elizabeth is pregnant.

Elizabeth says, for weeks, Nikolas has kept an innocent pregnant young woman literally locked in a tower. Nikolas says, Esme’s hardly innocent. Even if she’s not The Hook, she still framed Trina. She drugged that bartender, and menaced Elizabeth on the docks. And let’s not forget, she filmed Elizabeth’s son and his girlfriend in a very compromising position. She says, he doesn’t get to do that. Do not use her son’s pain for his own ends. He asks if she doesn’t want justice, but she says, what he’s doing isn’t justice. If she’d known Esme wasn’t a murderer, she would have called the police immediately. He asks if she’s sure about that.

Michael helps Willow on with her coat, and says, they can reschedule the sonogram and meet his mom at Charlie’s. She says, lunch with Carly; she almost forgot. Carly is going to be on pins and needles waiting to learn if they’re having a boy or a girl. He says, she probably heard what Drew learned about Willow’s birth mother. If they skip lunch, she’ll completely understand. He asks if Willow is okay, and she says she really wanted to meet her birth mother. Not just because she was a potential bone marrow match, but she wanted to see her mother’s eyes; see if they if look like hers. She wanted to compare their chins and mouths. She’ll never know if she laughs like her mother, or sneezes like her. And her mother will never know her, or Wiley, or this baby. It’s all just so… final. He says he’s sorry. They could try to find some photos of Joan, and she says, that would be nice. He says he knows she lost the dream and hope for a future relationship, and knows it hurts. She says, maybe she’ll find her eyes and smile in this little one. She can still dream of meeting their baby. They promised to deliver important news to a grandmother and big brother today, and she doesn’t like to break her promises. He asks if she’s sure, and she tells him, call Dr. Navarro back in.

Alexis tells Drew that she tracked down a paper in Colorado, and talked to a veteran reporter who covered the crime beat in Clairborne County. The whole story of Joan ending up dead in a flophouse just didn’t sit well with him. They have issues with illegal weed there. They have opioid usage problems, but crackhouses are unheard of. He says, it was a long time ago. Could Denise have been confused? Alexis says, that reporter is solid. He checked his facts, and there were no ODs at that time. He says, maybe Joan died of something else, but she says, this reporter investigated the death record for five years. The only woman named Joan who died during that time was a woman who was 91 years old and died in her sleep. So whoever Willow’s mother is, either Joan is not her name… Drew says, or she’s still alive.

Nina says she can’t believe this, and Ava says, neither could she, but it’s true. Her husband is having a baby with another woman. Nina says, she must be so angry, and Ava says she’s furious. She’s mad as hell. How dare he make a mockery of her? It’s one thing for Nikolas to fool around behind her back, but now he’s made lifelong evidence that he couldn’t keep it in his pants. It’s humiliating. Nina says, it’s no reflection on Ava, and Ava says she knows that. She’s the best thing that’s ever happened to that man. It’s humiliating because now the rest of the world will realize what a weak and feckless man-child of a man she married. Nina says, Ava has every right to be angry, and Ava says, you bet she does; angry and disappointed. Nina says, Ava loved him, and he let her down. Ava says, she disappointed herself, because every time he told her that their love was once in a lifetime, that they were meant to be together, that they were for keeps, she believed it. Nina says, she takes partial responsibility. She never should have encouraged Ava to take him back. Ava says, no. She did it to herself. She was never a happily ever after kind of chick, but she let herself fall for Nikolas; for this idea of forever. She’s a damn fool.

Nikolas says, the day Elizabeth discovered he was keeping Esme at Windymere, she wanted to call the police, but didn’t. Instead, Elizabeth asked to see her. Elizabeth says she wanted to make sure Esme was being treated humanely, but he says, Commissioner Ashford could have seen to that. But before he even suggested Esme was The Hook, her first instinct wasn’t to turn him in. She says she guesses their friendship clouded her judgement, and now he’s weaponizing it against her? He tells her, he’s saying, on some level, she agreed to this, but she says, never. The only reason she got involved was because he was so worried his baby was going to be born in prison, and he was convinced Esme was dangerous. He says he still is. Esme might not be The Hook, she’s still a danger to his child. If Elizabeth calls the authorities, and Esme winds up in a facility, she’ll have no more use for his baby. After the baby’s born, he would love to turn Esme over to the justice system, but he can’t risk Elizabeth’s freedom. He promises he’ll keep Esme safe on Cassadine Island. She’ll be away from everyone, so she can’t hurt people. He’s begging Elizabeth. Do not endanger his child because of the sins of the parents. She tells him, stop it. This is emotional blackmail. He says he knows. Is it working? I laugh.

Drew thanks Alexis for going through all this trouble, but she says, all she did was make a few phone calls. It also clears her karma. Trying  to be friends with Harmony made her complicit in the lies and damages Harmony perpetrated. Drew flashes back to Carly saying she was the last person in the room with Harmony before she died, and she told Carly that Nina was Willow’s birth mother. He says, Harmony definitely told some pretty major lies, but… why would Denise mislead him? She says, that’s a good question. Something doesn’t add up. Phyllis comes in, and hears Alexis say, Harmony’s not the only one telling tales.

Carly thinks Josslyn needs to be clear about what she wants, and who she wants. Josslyn says, you and me both. How can she have feelings for someone dumb enough to work for Sonny? Carly says she’s sure Dex has his reasons, just like Jason did, and she certainly didn’t try to tell Jason what to do. He was his own man, and he could make his own decisions. She didn’t want him to resent her for trying to control him, and he felt the same way about her. She thinks that’s what made the relationship work. She has the feeling Dex is similar. Josslyn says she loves Cam… but they’ve grown apart. And it’s not Dex; it’s her and what she feels and doesn’t feel. She doesn’t know what to tell him. Carly says, Josslyn’s already told this to her. She thinks Josslyn is stalling, and she gets it, but the longer Josslyn waits the harder it’s going to be, especially for her. Josslyn thanks Carly, and they hug. Carly says, the circumstances are terrible, but she loves having Josslyn home so much. So does her sister. Josslyn asks, where is Donna? and Carly says, Pilar took her to the park because they have lunch with Willow and Michael. Josslyn asks if Carly is sure they won’t mind her coming, but Carly says, is she kidding? They’re going to be so happy to have her there. The doorbell rings, and Carly opens the door to Sonny and Dex. Josslyn comes over to the door, asking, who is it?

Chase tells Brook, the PCPD lost one of their own last night. A young man Chase didn’t know or show the ropes to because he’s not there anymore. He’s just some guy on the outside looking in. He needs a shower. He starts to walk, but she says, wait. She made mistakes, especially writing his character reference letter to the CCRB too late. She did write it. She told them that she supported his dreams of rejoining the force, but she’d been too selfish as usual. And that both incidents were entirely her fault. She wishes there was something more she could do, but Dante said it was impossible. He says, we’ll see. He’s not giving up. She says, that’s good. Just know she can still help him with music. It’s already working. He’s already making money, and the single with Blaze could be huge. He says, she still doesn’t get it. It was never about the money for him. What he wanted then, what he wants now, is to be a cop. If he needs money, he’ll work some shift job. He’ll do whatever it takes not to be tethered to her.

Sonny asks how Josslyn is holding up, and she says she’s had better nights. He says, they need to be ready for anything, and need to take every precaution possible. He’s going to assign Josslyn protection. Josslyn says she doesn’t want anything from him, but Carly says she’d sleep better at night. Josslyn says, fine, and Carly asks, when can Sonny start? They’re meeting Michael and Willow. Sonny asks if everything is okay, and Josslyn says, today they’re finding out if they’re having a boy or a girl. She thinks she’s going to skip lunch and stay here; call Trina. Carly says, alone? She’s not okay with that. Sonny tells them, Dex can stay until he finds somebody to relieve him. He’s sure Josslyn’s okay with that. Carly says she’s going to get ready, and Sonny asks her to tell Michael and Willow that he wishes them the best.

Dr. Navarro says she’ll take a few pictures so Dr. Westbourne can have a look, but everything looks good. The baby is progressing well. Growth measurements are right on target, amniotic fluid looks good… Let’s hear the heartbeat. They listen, and Willow says, that sound never gets old. She asks if they can determine the sex, and the doctor says, you tell me; look at the screen. She points out the head, arms, torso, and legs. Michael says he can’t see much of anything, and Dr. Navarro says, that depends on what you’re looking for. Congratulations. You’re having a girl. Michael says, they’re having a baby girl, and Willow laughs.

Phyllis says she doesn’t mean to be rude, but are they working on something to do with Harmony? Drew says, yeah; they’re doing some research for Willow. Phyllis says, she’s a very nice woman. How she managed to turn out so well with what she had as a mother is a testament to her character. When she first knew Harmony, she called herself Lorraine. Even then, it was like she was always keeping secrets. Alexis says, people with homicidal tendencies often do, and Drew says, Phyllis knew Harmony in New York, didn’t she? and Phyllis says, they worked in the same building. The problem is, Harmony remembered their time together very differently. It felt like Harmony was trying to rewrite history, and it left a bad taste in her mouth. Alexis says she wishes she’d talked to Phyllis before she let Harmony move in with her, and Phyllis excuses herself. Alexis asks, what’s next? and Drew says he thinks it’s time they put their firefighter in the hot seat. She tells him, send up a flare if he needs her, and he thanks her. She says, Willow deserves to know the truth, and she’d like to know herself.

Elizabeth says, Nikolas is right. It’s too late. They’re in too deep. She’ll be charged as an accessory to kidnapping, even if she goes to the police herself. Her boys will grow up without a mom. They still need her, and Spencer still needs him. And what about this new baby losing both its parents; it’s too much. She feels like a rat trapped in a maze. He says, she’s not trapped. In fact, she’s done. He’ll take it from here. She says, what Esme’s about medical care? and he says he’ll hire someone. If she  gets out now, she’ll still have some plausible deniability if he gets caught. Elizabeth says, Esme will talk, and given what they told Ava and Finn, it won’t be hard to connect the dots. She may not get jail time, but her livelihood will be over. No more nursing for her. He says he’d help out. He can set up an emergency offshore account… She says, he’s done enough, and he says, what now? She says, they don’t have a choice. They stay the course because their kids need them. He says, and the new baby? and she says, he doesn’t have a plan for raising Esme’s baby? He says he’s talking about their fictional one, and she says, she guesses they need to come up with a story, like now.

Ava tells Nina, no more tears. Never again for that man. Her only consolation will be divorcing Nikolas, and taking him for everything he’s worth. Thanks to Uncle Victor. Nina asks how Victor fits into all of this, and Ava tells her, let’s just say, the man understands the value of keeping family skeletons in the closet. Nina says, please tell her that she’s not crazy enough to extort money from this family. She doesn’t need money. She doesn’t need revenge. Just walk away, and keep her sanity. Ava says, the only place she’s walking right now is to the pharmacy to get something for her neck. Nina says she’s sorry, and Ava says, her too. She’s sorry she worried Nina last night. As they walk out, Nina says she’s still little afraid for Ava right now. Will Ava promise she won’t do something she’ll regret? Ava says, Nikolas and Elizabeth made a fool of her. The only thing she can promise is, she’ll make them pay.

Nina sees Phyllis on her phone at the bar, and says, playing a game? Phyllis says, one she hasn’t played in decades. She gave her number to a man. Nina asks if she’s dating someone, and Phyllis says, shh. She’s texting someone. The usual? Nina says, yeah, and Phyllis brings over a pot of coffee, and says, she’s not sure she’s up for much more. Nina asks if Phyllis likes this gentleman, and Phyllis says, his spelling is good, and he uses punctuation. Nina says, they’ll give him points for that, and pours the coffee. She’s glad Phyllis is happy, and Lenny would want her to be happy. Phyllis says, he would. No one could ever replace her Lenny, but… Nina says, but? and Phyllis says, it’s nice feel to special again; she missed that. Nina says, Phyllis is incredibly special and deserves someone who treats her that way, and Phyllis says, Nina does as well. Is her friend Sonny still making Nina feel like the only woman on earth?

Dex tells Carly, Mr. Corinthos just left, and Josslyn’s guard will be here in 30. Carly thanks him, and he says, Mrs. Corinthos? She corrects him, and says, she’s Ms. Spencer, and he apologizes. He says he never got the chance to thank her for helping him when he was… indisposed. She says she’s glad he recovered. She asks if Josslyn is sure she doesn’t want to come, but Josslyn doesn’t. Dex says, he’ll keep an eye on her, and Carly says, that’s what she’s afraid of. She leaves, and Josslyn says, sorry. Her mom’s a little overprotective. Dex says he gets it, and she says, he doesn’t have to stay, but he says he was given an order. She says she guesses she has no idea what he does or doesn’t have to do, and he says he can explain why he said that, but she says, there’s no need. It’s clear where they stand. He says, for the record, he’d stick around, orders or not, and she says, stay, go; she’s fine either way. She starts to walk away, and he asks if this charade isn’t exhausting. Isn’t she tired of pretending?

Nikolas tells Elizabeth, they know what they need to say, and she says, they do. He says, a lifetime ago, this pregnancy could have been real, and she says, they thought Aiden was his. Maybe if that had been true, and they’d stayed together, they wouldn’t have caused such devastation. He says he’s sorry about her and Finn, and she says, the issues they have were probably insurmountable. They had a chance, just  like him and Ava. Now they’re both stuck with the stupid choice they made. She hopes sleeping with Esme was worth it. He says, it wasn’t, but she’s carrying his child. If that baby is born healthy, and he gets a chance to parent it, he’ll have no regrets. She tells him that she wishes she could say the same.

Brook says, Chase must really despise her, but he says, never. That’s not possible, but he does think they could use some space. The past few months have proven they don’t work. She says she can accept him firing her, but he did make a commitment. He says, to Linc? but she says, screw Linc. She’s talking about Blaze. She and Chase seemed to have a good rapport. He says, Blaze is cool. She’s got a real passion. They don’t share the same dream, but he can relate. Brook says, then don’t let her down. Perform as scheduled tomorrow, record the single, and he can use the royalties to pursue a career in law enforcement. This doesn’t have to be a total loss.

Michael and Willow look at the sonogram, and Willow says, a girl. Does he think Wiley will be happy with a little sister? Michael says, as long as he doesn’t have to share his trucks, but she says she makes no promises. He says, his mom is going to be thrilled, and Donna and Avery are going to be over the moon. Also prepare for an onslaught of hand-me-downs… Who is he kidding? His mom is going to go to the store after lunch. Willow doesn’t respond, and he asks if he said something wrong. She says, what if she leaves her daughter motherless? What if her daughter winds up like her? He says, she’s not going leave her daughter. They’re going to beat this cancer. She says, Joan was an only child, and there’s no evidence she has siblings. He says, Drew is still looking for her father, and she says, it was unclear as to who her father even is, and what if he’s gone too? He says, they’ll find someone who matches through the registry. People find matches who aren’t relatives all the time. They’re not giving up. She’s not going anywhere. She says she’s not. She will not leave her daughter and son. They need her, and she’s not going anywhere without a fight.

Denise comes into Charlie’s, and says she’s glad she got to see Drew again before her flight. He says, him too. Would she like to join him? She says, great, and they sit down. She says she wishes they had more time, and he says, so does he. She asks, why? and he says, because he doesn’t think she told him everything she knows.

Sonny tells Frank (or whoever) to do him a favor and send a baby gift to the Quartermaine gatehouse. Something nice, gender neutral, no card.

Dex says, Josslyn doesn’t have to have everything under control, and she says, there he goes again, thinking he knows her so well. He says he pays attention, especially to her. He’s seen her in action, and knows she’s tough in a crisis, but it’s okay to be scared. She says she’s fine, but he says, she’s not, and takes her hand. He says, it’s okay. Just let go. If there’s anywhere she’s safe, it’s with him. She falls into his arms, and cries.  

Nikolas says he appreciates Elizabeth helping him. He knows how much it’s costing her. He’s sorry. She says, they hurt people, and they’re going to have to face that sooner or later. Nikolas leaves the chapel.

Brook tells Chase, think it over. She’ll hold off on contacting Linc about cancelling the Gingerbread Jam, and call him for his final word. He says he’s already given her his final word – no. She says, in that case, she’ll start drawing up the paperwork to sever their business relationship, and she’ll drop it off at his place later. He says, don’t worry, just send them over certified, and walks out. I’m kind of surprised at Chase not caring about the poor singer he’s left in the lurch.

Elizabeth starts to leave the chapel when Ava walks in. Ava says, going somewhere? I don’t think so.

Nina tells Phyllis that she feels guilty. She just left a good friend who has a broken heart. The man that she loved betrayed her. Phyllis says, and Nina feels guilty because she’s happy? Because Sonny would never treat her that way? says, she and Sonny have been tested. She thinks Phyllis is the only person who supported them being together. Despite the odds, they stuck it out with each other, and Nina is happier than she’s ever been. Phyllis says, that makes her whole day, and Nina asks what she’d do without Phyllis, her precious friend. Phyllis has been with her through some dark times. Sometimes she thought the sun would never rise again. After all she’s lost, she finally feels peace, and she wants that for Phyllis too.

Denise says she doesn’t know what more she can tell Drew, but she can stick around, and try to remember more. He asks if she’s positive he can trust everything she recalls, and she says, excuse me? He says, the stakes are too high here. He doesn’t have time for games. He checked out her story – Carly walks in – the one that was identical to Harmony’s? She hasn’t told him the truth about Willow’s mother. Every word out of her mouth has been a lie. Carly is like, rut-roh.

Tomorrow, Dex tells Josslyn to stop denying herself; Cody says, one bad decision could change your whole life; Drew says, Denise isn’t leaving until she tells him why; Elizabeth tells Ava that she’s sorry, and Ava says she will be.

Below Deck

Rodney Bay Marine. Captain Lee tells the crew that he’s been struggling with his mobility, and he’s made the decision to leave the boat. His mind and heart are there, but his body won’t cooperate. He’s given himself a plane ticket home, but it’s round trip. He’s going to the states, getting his problem fixed, and coming back to tell whoever’s here to get the hell off his boat. He probably overstayed longer than he should have, but he’s f***ing stubborn. In his interview, he says he made the right decision. He’s no longer an asset, but a liability to the crew. He’s holding them back, and it hurts him to the core. He tells the crew that he’s leaving today; the relief captain will be here this afternoon. He thanks the crew for putting up with him, and says, they have work to do; get after it. In the captain’s interview, he says he’s big on doing the right thing, no matter how difficult, especially when it comes to the crew. He doesn’t have the right to tell someone to do what he wouldn’t or couldn’t do. There are held back tears, hugs, and goodbyes. In the galley, Fraser hugs Rachel, and she cries. Fraser says, the captain is suffering more than they are, and in Rachel’s interview, she says she loves Captain Lee, and it’s sad that he’s not going to be here. But he needs to go home and get better. She wants to make sure to perform as if he was here, and make him proud, because he deserves it. Fraser says, they’re doing it for the captain. Fraser can’t find his radio, and Rachel says she knows where it is. He races to Captain Lee’s quarters, and says, this will not be the captain’s last memory of him, taking his radio back. He says, Captain Lee has been more than a captain. He’ll do what he can to finish out the season for him. Katie says, this could be a disaster. Although the first time she saw Ross, she thought they were screwed. Hayley hopes the new captain is as sexy as Captain Lee. Fraser meets with the stews, and tells them to think of Captain Lee in everything they do. During every fight think about, how important is it? Ben asks Alissa about kissing Ross, and Alissa says they made out in the hot tub, but Katie is into him. Like this matters. Ben says, Katie and Ross had a make-out sesh, and Alissa said, then Ross wonders why Katie walked off upset. In Katie’s interview, she says, she was upset, but it is what it is. She’s not going to ruin the trip over a drunken make-out. She’s not worried, and doesn’t care. Camille says, Alissa is stressing her out, and in Alissa’s interview, she says, the issue with Camille is that she sees Camille literally not doing sh*t, and wants to punch her in the face. Alissa and Hayley sit on the bed in one of the guest cabins, but won’t let Camille join their reindeer games. Alissa says, Camille needs to pick up the pace; she’s lazy. Camille says she’s going as fast as she can to her cigarette breaks, and Alissa says, she needs to be faster. Camille suggests if Alissa is faster, she do it herself, and Alissa says, sure, if Camille can do her job. Camille says she can do Alissa’s job better then Alissa can, and storms off, calling Alissa classless. Alissa asks who is Camille to talk to her about class, when her p*ssy was hanging out all night? I don’t remember it being like that, but whatever. In Ross’s interview, he says, the relief captain has some big boots to fill. There are good captains, and not so good captains; it’s a lottery. Who knows what the next captain will bring? Captain Lee writes, relieved of duty, and Captain Sandy comes on board.

Captain Sandy hugs him, and he says he appreciates her coming on such short notice. In his interview, he says, Captain Sandy did him a solid. It’s not easy to inherit someone else’s crew. He tells her that he doesn’t anticipate any issues with the crew, and in Captain Sandy’s interview, she says, she and Captain Lee go way back. When she heard about his situation, she felt terrible. Who wants to leave because they can’t physically do it? Her hope is that he feels supported. She’s here to take care of his boat and crew until he comes back. The captains sign off on the switch, and Captain Lee radios for assistance with his luggage. The crew members all go to the deck, except for Camille who’s taking a shower. The captain asks if they don’t have something better to do, and everyone holds back more tears. Fraser says, they’ll hold it together until he comes back, and make him proud. He says he already is, and they all tells him to feel better soon. In his interview, Captain Lee says he can’t explain how hard it is; an emptiness he’s never known. He’s put in the work, and dealt with the pain, and he’s going to come back and finish what he started. The captain salutes the crew, and goes off in the water taxi. Fraser says, as the captain would tell them, back to work.  

Camille whines to Ben  that Alissa says she’s lazy, and he gives her a hug. Captain Sandy radios the crew, saying, she’s the temporary captain, and she’d like to meet in the Sky Longue. When the crew is gathered, she introduces herself, and says, it’s not easy to take over another captain’s boat. She hopes Captain Lee gets better soon, and comes back. A new captain means a new step on things; a change. In her interview, she says she started on a small boat, and went to engineering and captain school. She started in the Caribbean, then went to the Mediterranean. We flash back to Below Deck Mediterranean, and she says, she’s been through storms, fires, saw pirates coming, and a warship rescued them. It’s a hard job, but at the end of the day, she loves it. She tells the crew to do their captain proud, and asks to meet Ross on the bridge. She says she’s heard he has great experience, and tells him that she’ll decide who’s on anchor watch from 12 to 8. She wants the deckhands to learn and feel the responsibility, so one day they can be in a position to command. In Ross’s interview, he says, when Captain Lee was here, the engineers stepped in. This isn’t the best news, but out of respect for the captain, he’ll do what he can to make it work. Captain Sandy tells him to make sure the deckhands get proper sleep, and moves on to talk to Rachel. She asks Rachel to show her the crew area, and in Rachel’s interview, she says, with Captain Lee, she had piece of mind. They were a well-oiled machine, and now it’s a different dynamic. They need to figure out how to be cohesive. Ross thanks the deckhands, and says he’s awarding Ben the golden dust brush (i.e. a push broom). With the award comes the title of lead deckhand. He dubs Ben with the broom, and in Ben’s interview, he says he likes being in charge, and being a leader. He did team sports and competitive swimming; it’s in his blood. Captain Sandy calls Ross, Rachel (Ross & Rachel – ha-ha), and Fraser to the crew mess for a preference sheet meeting.

Captain Sandy tells them, the primary is Gigi Fernandez, a two time Olympic gold medalist, and International Tennis Hall of Fame inductee. She’s also won 17 Grand Slam titles. Gigi’s wife Jane is a professional golfer, and on the first night, they want to celebrate Gigi’s birthday. They want a consistent them of Puerto Rico, and a tennis and tequila excursion. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she says, the last time she was in the Caribbean was 2014, and she loves St. Lucia. It’s great to be back. You can anchor right off the Pitons, and it feels like Jurassic Park. She tells the group that she’s sorry about Captain Lee, but glad the crew seems into their work. Rachel shows Fraser a broken glass that’s been disposed of improperly, and he knows it’s Camille. In his interview, he says, the worst issue is that Camille’s work ethic isn’t there. It’s not working. Rachel says he has to sort it out, and asks if he has a plan, but he says, no. He’s hoping one comes to him soon, and she says, it will.

Some of the crew have wine in the crew mess, and Camille says, it’s hilarious that she’s drinking again. Fraser suggests she have some water, and the rest of them go to bed. Camille loudly searches for a lighter, and goes out on deck for a smoke. She says, Elon Musk, do you copy? and says, she needs ride to the moon. She goes back to her cabin, and drinks, and Fraser tells Hayley that Camille takes any shortcut possible. She needs to have a desire to help the team, and not be in conflict with them. In the morning, Fraser has an interior meeting, and tells the stews that they have a charter today. Hopefully they’ll have eight beds done. They get to work, and Captain Sandy points out to Fraser that some closets are unlocked. She gives Ross some docking instructions, and the provisions come.

It’s 30 minutes to guest arrival, and covers are taken off of everything. The captain radios the crew to meet on the main deck. Captain Sandy welcomes the guests, and tells them that Fraser will show them around, and after their luggage is loaded, they’ll take off. In the captain’s interview, she says, it’s her first time driving this boat, and the wind is at 27 knots, She’s got to take it off the dock with a tennis professional and golf champion on board. Pressure. In Katie’s interview, she says, it’s awesome to have a female captain. They head for the Pitons, and everyone is awestruck. Alissa serves drinks, and in Camille’s interview, she says, she’s used to her deck/stew role being 50/50. She didn’t sign up for yachting to do laundry. She confronts Ross about it, and in Ross’s interview, he says he doesn’t appreciate her being demanding in front of the crew. He tells her that’s between him and Fraser, but she tells him that they don’t say sh*t about what she’s supposed to be doing. He tells her that she’s not being respectful.

The captain compliments Ben on handling the slide so professionally, and says, he thinks things through, makes a plan, and follows it. Fraser tells the guests that they can be seated, watered, and wined. He tells Cameron that he needs her for clearing, and Cameron mumbles that she has to set these men straight. Ross asks Camille for a private chat, and Camille apologizes for her delivery. He says he has no time for drama. She shouldn’t be coming in swearing, screaming, and demanding. In Camille’s interview, she says, her emotions have always gotten the better of her. She used to stand up to the principal in her high school, and eventually got expelled. She got her GED, but never made it to college. She and Ross hug it out. At the table, Jane says, she’s glad there was no social media when she was a kid, and Hayley calls her boyfriend, and shows him her bunion. They say they miss each other, and in her interview, Hayley says, she and her boyfriend are great. People says the key to a good relationship is communication, but it’s not; it’s s*cking d*ck. The water toys are brought in, and Camille tells Ben that the great thing about being on deck is, you can bring the toys in, and then chill. Ross and Fraser agree that Camille is  more trouble than she’s worth, and Ross says she’s affecting his crew. In Rachel’s interview, she says, the goal of dinner is to transport Gigi to her childhood experiences with the cuisine. While Captain Sandy is taking a shower, there’s suddenly smoke everywhere, and the fire alarm goes off. The guests are shown where the life jackets are, and the captain comes out of the shower wondering, WTF is going on?

In the captain’s interview, she says, the boat is on fire, and she didn’t hear the alarm while she was blow drying her hair. It’s not a good day for Sandy when she sees smoke. The engineer thinks it’s electrical, and Fraser counts everyone on deck. Ross discovers it’s a fan coil; an electric cord fell in the water. In her interview, Captain Sandy says, unfortunately boats catch fire. It’s usually electrical, and in this case, it was a smoldering wire in an air conditioning unit. The crew was fantastic, and she feels safe with them, which is pretty awesome. Everyone goes back to work, and the guests sit down. Ross shows Tony the new schedule where he’s on nights, and in Tony’s interview, he says, he’s a morning person, and it’s frustrating as hell. It’s going to screw his time working out, and pisses him off. Ross says, the captain made the schedule, and it’s best they stick with the plan. Tony says, it’s hard for him, but he’ll do it. The food is pronounced amazing, and Gigi asks the guests to tell about the most amazing thing they’ve done. She played tennis at the Royal Alpert Hall in front of the queen. Does she really think anyone can top that? Meanwhile, Hayley tells Alissa things I don’t want to know about. Jane says, the most amazing thing she’s done is being with Gigi at the birth of their kids, causing everyone to aww. Rachel makes a cake that looks chocolaty delicious, and in Rachel’s interview, she says she wants to make a tennis ball. She has texture spray to make it look fuzzy. She’s going to serve Gigi the most amazing birthday cake ever. She discovers the color on the can isn’t the color that comes out, which is orange. In her interview, she says, it looks like SpongeBob just died. It looks like it’s dead, like her soul.

Rachel says, it’s f***ed, but it’s too late to go back. F*** my life. She brings the cake out with a sparkler candle in it, and tells Gigi, it was a tennis ball. Back in the galley, she tells whoever’s listening that she f***ed up their tip. In Spanish, Tony tells Rachel that he’s not very happy. The new schedule is filth. It’s vulgar trash. Captain Sandy pitches in with the clean-up, and Rachel gets to go to bed. Alissa says she’s never seen a captain mop a galley floor. Alissa wonders what’s up with Camille, and Camille says, the captain pulled her for another job. Captain Sandy says, laundry, and Alissa goes off mumbling that Camille gets upset when asked to do her job. It’s not like she comes here to work. The captain asks, what’s going on? and Alissa says she’s having a hard time motivating Camille. The captain tells Alissa to go to bed; she’ll take care of that. Alissa goes to her cabin, and tells Hayley that Camille is going slow on purpose. Camille tells Captain Sandy that Alissa is picking on her, and the captain says she never asks anyone to do what she wouldn’t. And if she does her job, Camille will want to do hers because she sees how hard the captain is working. Camille will get the same thing out of her teammates if she works hard. Alissa complains that Camille gets to bond with the captain and play victim. It pissed her off that the captain told her to go to bed. Captain Sandy walks through the boat, and says, it’s a f***ing nightmare.  

Next time, a tennis match; Ross comes on to Camille; Katie is over it and annoyed; and Camille feels pulled in every direction.

☃️ Nipping At Jack Frost’s Nose…

Make a return trip tomorrow for soap and perhaps a spot of tea, but for sure some measures of music. Until then, stay safe, stay focused on the spirit of the season, rather than the commercialism, and stay remembering during every fight, how important is it?

December 10, 2021 – Peter Feels Threatened, Back Home, Rebuttal, Holiday Duo, Busy Countess, Ouch, Pulled Over, Another One, Maybe, People’s Carpet, Before His Time, Close To 10 Quotes & So It Begins

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Sonny finds Carly working at a table in the MetroCourt, and says she left so early, he didn’t get a chance to say good morning. She says, good morning. Christmas will be there before they know it, and it’s on a Saturday, so she thinks they’ll be busier than ever. She looks at her phone, and says, what? She tells Sonny that she just got an email from her supplier, and there’s a shortage of marzipan. She has to talk to the chef; she’ll be back. She leaves, and Celina comes in. She says, Sonny’s wife certainly throws herself into her work, doesn’t she? He says, the holidays are busy, and Celina says, true. She supposes she’d fill up her days with work too, if she’d lost a good friend like Jason. She trusts Sonny is keeping himself busy too.

Peter wakes with a start in his cell, and says, who’s there? The guard tells him, take it easy. He has a visitor. Peter says, no visitors, unless there’s bullet-proof glass between them, but the guard says, relax; it’s law enforcement. Anna comes in, and asks Peter, what’s wrong? Did he have a bad dream?

Brook opens the door to Chase, and asks, what’s wrong? He says, what isn’t? He hates being suspended from work. It was one thing when he was sick, but he feels useless. She says she gets it, and she’s so sorry. He says he can’t stop thinking about the look on Willow’s face when she found out he was the father to Brook’s baby, and Brook says, just for clarification, she didn’t make him do that. It was his choice. He says it was all he could think of to protect Maxie’s secret. That’s the most important thing, right? Keeping Peter from finding out Bailey is really Louise? She asks if he’s there to face the music, even if it means Willow will never speak to him again, but he says, no. He’s there to step up. To assume the role of Bailey’s father. Everyone has to believe he’s the real deal, so he’s going to start changing diapers, and playing with Bailey, and doing what any proud papa would do.

Brando adjusts Sasha’s covers, and she wakes up and kisses his cheek. He says, good morning. She’s in a good mood this morning. She says, isn’t he? and he says he’s a little stiff from sleeping in the chair. She says she thinks it’s a small price to pay to wake up and face this day together. Can he believe it? Today is the day their baby will be coming home.

Nina asks Britt if there are any updates on Sasha’s baby, but Britt says they’re still on hold, and if she had information… Maxie says they understand; it’s confidential, family only. She can only imagine what’s going through their minds right now; hoping for the best, and worried the worst might happen. The hardest part is not knowing. Britt takes Maxie’s hand, and says she still has faith Louise is going to come home to her. Maxie thanks her, and says she has faith too. Of course (🍷) Louise might already be home if Nina had just called the police when Peter showed up in Nixon Falls. Nina says, maybe she should just go to Crimson, but Maxie says she won’t have any of that. There’s no point in second guessing anything. Choices were made. Peter will get what’s coming to him, and her baby will come home. Britt says she truly hopes so, but at what cost? and Maxie says, whatever it takes.

Willow tells Michael that Wiley was hoping daddy had some time to help pick out a Christmas tree for the gatehouse today. Michael says, maybe tomorrow, and Willow says, so he hasn’t changed his mind about appearing at Brad’s parole hearing? He says, it’s his duty as Wiley’s father. He’s going to do whatever he can to make sure Brad never comes near their son again.

Sonny tells Celina that he instructed his friend on the board to vote in favor of Brad’s parole, but she has to understand something. Michael wants to be at that hearing. He wants Brad to serve out his full sentence. So Sonny doesn’t know what guarantee she has of things going her way. She says, things might be different if Jason were around to guarantee it, but he says, Jason might not be able to influence Michael any more than he would. She says, admirable, but she has to think others might be influenced by Jason’s presence, if he was still around. She’s avoided talking about this topic out of respect. She thinks it’s in everyone’s interest if Sonny just… He asks if she’s saying they should move on, and Carly comes out. She says, move on from what?

Sasha tells Brando, it feels like she’s been counting every second for the last 71 hours and – she looks at her phone – and 42 minutes. All the stress will be worth it when Britt and the other doctors say the therapy to cool Liam’s brain worked, and the EEG confirmed it. He rubs her hand, and she puts her hand on top of his. He asks if he’s rubbing her too hard, and she says, he’s done everything right. From holding her hand to making her laugh to sending her pictures of their sweet little boy, so she can be reminded what it’s all about. She loves this one. She shows him her phone.

Willow says she knows Michael is committed to keeping Wiley safe, just like she is. That’s their first priority. He says, but? and she says, but if his dad is willing to give Brad another chance… He says, this is just a business move for his dad. Brad’s Aunt Celina is a business associate of his father’s, and he thinks she can keep Brad away from Wiley, but Michael doesn’t agree. She says, she doesn’t claim to know all the ins and outs of his dad’s business, but it doesn’t seem smart for Brad’s aunt to break her word with his dad. He says, that might have been true before, when Jason was still there, but now that he’s gone, the level of enforcement is gone. She says she knows he’s grieving for Jason, so why don’t they forget about the parole hearing today? Forget Brad, forget Nina, and forget everyone else Michael thinks he has to protect them from. Let’s enjoy today. The three of them have a chance to shop for a Christmas tree. Wiley’s old enough to really enjoy that. Let’s celebrate that. Brook and Chase walk in.

Anna says Peter looks like something scared him half to death, and he says, not something, someone. Sonny Corinthos has all but put a bullseye on his back. Anna says, it’s hard to believe there’s room for yet another target, and he says, look around. Which one of the guards is on his payroll? Even in solitary he doesn’t feel safe. Not with a Corinthos hit out on him.

Sonny tells Carly, they were just discussing Celina’s nephew’s parole hearing, and Celina says she hopes they can move forward from the mistakes in judgement Bradley made. Carly says she knows Sonny has agreed not to interfere with Brad’s parole as a favor to Celina, but her son has a mind of his own, and plans on testifying against Brad at the hearing. Celina says, these situations have a way of sorting themselves out, as her husband knows. Sonny flashes back to telling Celina that his family is best served with Peter taken care of, so see to it that it happens. Sonny says, as long as everyone keeps up his or her end of the bargain, they’re good. Celina says, consider it done, and leaves. Carly says she always liked Celina. As the only woman running one of the families, she’s tough and she’s fair, but business is business, right? He says, agreed, and she asks, exactly what bargain did she walk in on just now.

Nina goes into Sasha’s room, and says, this isn’t fair. No one should look this beautiful after a C-section. Sasha says she has her new stylist to thank for that, looking at Brando, and Nina says they’ll just have to add that to Brando’s list of talents. Georgie forgot her lunch, so Maxie had to bring it to her, but she’ll be here in a second. She asks if there’s anything Brando can’t do, and Sasha says, if there is, she hasn’t discovered it yet. Lucy walks in, and says, hello there. She comes bearing goodies she got past the nurses station. She didn’t want to face the wrath of Epiphany, but guess what? She pulls out a bag, and says, Sasha’s favorite; gummi bears. Brando says it looks like he’s literally the odd man out, so he’ll leave Sasha with her friends. Sasha says, if he sees Britt, send her in right away, and he promises. He leaves, and TJ sees him getting in the elevator.

Brook says Chase has a lot to learn. Can they believe this guy doesn’t even know the name of their diaper service? Willow says she just thinks they’re lucky to be able to afford to use one. Cloth diapers are so much better for the environment than disposable ones. Chase says he couldn’t agree more. Violet was way past the diaper stage when she came into Finn’s life. This is all new to him. Michael says, too bad he didn’t come forward as Bailey’s dad. Instead, Chase focused on making Willow feel guilty for wanting to be with him and Wiley while she was married to him. I used to not like Michael because he was boring; now I don’t like him because he’s a jerk. Chase says he didn’t come forward because he didn’t know, and Michael says, but he did know he slept with Brook around the same time she got pregnant. The fact that he didn’t ask is a pretty clear indication that he just didn’t want to know. Brook picks up the monitor, and asks if Chase heard that. Bailey really needs them. Chase says, here’s the deal. The other day when Michael and Willow rushed off to be with Sasha and Brando, it was before they could deal with this news, but they can’t keep avoiding this forever. Is there any way they can get past this?

Anna says she’s not going to deny she has some satisfaction in seeing Peter like this, but the reality is, he’s safer there than the gold in Fort Knox. He says, Sonny wants him dead, and she says, she’s sure he does; so do a lot of people. But Sonny’s hands are tied. He knows that since he got back to town, he’s been in the spotlight. Peter asks if she really expects him to believe there’s no credible threat on his life, and she says, Sonny is too smart to risk it. Trust her. Sonny knows law enforcement has been watching his every move. Still, they both know Peter has made a lot of enemies. He says, meaning what? and she says, meaning, if he wants to stay alive, he’s going to have to save himself.

Sonny says, Celina suggested it’s time they start thinking about replacing Jason, and Carly says, replace Jason? That’s impossible. He’s… Sonny says, irreplaceable. She says he knows that, and he says, Jason was like a brother to him, but like his dad always said, the graveyards are full of indispensable men, and Jason was one of them. She says she knows, and Sonny is irreplaceable. Nothing was the same, or could be the same, without him. She means that. Sonny says, she had to carry on for the family and the life they built together. Nobody understood that more than Jason, but when he came back, it threw him that they were together. It doesn’t matter, because there was a void, and Jason had to fill it. Now that he’s gone, because of how much they loved him, and how much he loved them, they have to do the same.

Lucy says, Deception has been doing absolutely great lately, and it’s largely because of Sasha’s role as the Face of Conception. The public is so excited, and everything is turning out so well. There’s a financial institution that really wants to get behind them, so – drumroll – they’re thinking of taking the company public. They’ll all get their initial investment back, not to mention, Sasha has to think about the future. Sasha says, it sounds very exciting, and she’s glad Lucy shared the news with her, but the only future that matters to her right now is lying in an incubator in the NICU.

Britt calls Dr. Fleming to confirm they can go ahead with the EEG on Liam. She says, great. Please send her the results as soon as she gets them.

In the chapel, Brando kneels, and says he doesn’t know what he’s doing. He can’t remember the last time he came to church. He certainly can’t remember the last time he made a confession. Liam has opened his heart in so many ways he never thought possible. He doesn’t know why Liam was born with so many obstacles to overcome. TJ stands in the doorway and listens, and Brando says he guesses that’s why he’s there. Until he can hold Liam in his arms, will God make sure Liam feels loved, and feels safe? Let him know that his mom and dad are here for him, and always will be, and they need him too. He crosses himself and gets up, seeing TJ.

Britt asks what brings Nina back to her office, and Nina says, she thinks there were some things they didn’t get a chance to say last night. Or more accurately, avoided saying. Britt says she was just trying to be gracious, and avoid having this conversation. Nina says, Britt is a doctor. She knows it’s not healthy to stuff those feelings deep down inside. Britt says, no, but talking about it isn’t going to change anything. So what’s the point? Nina asks if Britt doesn’t want to say it to her face; that her life could have been different if Nina had just told  the truth about Peter. Britt says, okay. Nina wants to go down that road, they’ll go down that road. Why didn’t Nina call the cops when Peter showed up in Nixon Falls?

Michael asks why Willow should make it easier for Chase. Chase wanted them to feel guilty for being in love, and the whole time he knew he’d slept with Brook. Brook says, Michael is her cousin and she loves him, but she’s not going to let him call Chase out for this. He didn’t lie about being Bailey’s father; he didn’t know because Brook deliberately kept it from him. She needed to get her ELQ shares back from Valentin, and couldn’t think of another way. So if he’s looking to blame someone, blame her. Willow says she knows how betrayed Chase felt when he learned about her and Michael, but eventually he was able to make peace with it. She’d be a hypocrite if she didn’t do the same with him. But Brook is a whole different story.

Peter asks Anna what she expects him to do now. What deal could he possibly cut? She tells him, who said anything about a deal? He has to confess. He says she can’t possibly mean that, but she says he has to own up to everything he’s done. Every single crime, and they’re not going to stop there. He’s going to give up his rights to his daughter, so that Maxie can have some peace of mind that somewhere down the line, whoever has Louise will return her. In more simple terms, he has to take his punishment, and he has to do it like a man. He asks why he’d do all of that, and she says, because if he faces up to it and stops all his endless games, maybe, just maybe, there’s something she can do for him.

Carly says no one could ever replace Sonny; Jason didn’t even try. And now, there’s no way they can replace Jason. It’s impossible. Sonny could find someone to take on Jason’s responsibilities, someone he trusts, but they’re just going to be following in Jason’s footsteps, right? Sonny can’t replace Jason, and if he thinks he can, he really did change while he was in Nixon Falls.

Lucy says she’s sorry. She thinks it was just her misguided way of taking Sasha’s mind off things for a little minute. Being a mom is tough, huh? It’s sometimes the most healing, breathtakingly beautiful thing in the world, and other times, it breaks your heart. She doesn’t talk about this too much, but she had several miscarriages, and wanted to be a mom so badly. She’s not the only woman in the world who ever had a miscarriage, but that’s why she’s so grateful, because her friend Dominique asked her to carry Serena, and also asked her to help raise Serena with Scotty. She can’t tell Sasha what that meant to her, and even though her girl is living all the way across the ocean, Serena will always be her daughter, in every way that counts. What she’s trying to say is, she knows this is overwhelming and so hard, but eventually, somehow you manage to cherish each and every moment, no matter how very, very scary. Sasha thanks her, and says she’s trying to do that; cherish every single moment.

TJ says he didn’t man to intrude. He heard Brando’s baby is in the NICU, and wanted to see if Brando was okay. There was a time they used to be friends, then stuff happened. Brando says, TJ rearranged his jaw, and TJ says he hopes they’re past that now. He saw Sasha’s friends in her room talking, and thought, if Brando needed someone to talk to… Brando says he was actually talking to someone, and TJ asks if they talked back. They laugh, and Brando says his mom wanted to be an altar boy so bad. Father Hogan would make him say ten Hail Marys and run ten laps if he made a joke like that. TJ says, his Aunt Stella would have made him wash his mouth out with soap for sure. Brando thanks TJ for making him forget for two minutes that his son’s in the NICU fighting for his life. All he can do is wait for him to win.

Nina tells Britt that Peter was blackmailing her. He said he’d hurt James. He also said he was going to tell Carly that Sonny was alive and well Nixon Falls. Britt says, and avoiding trouble with Carly was more important than making sure Peter was stopped. Nina says she thought she could do both, and Britt says, by turning to her mother instead of the police? Nina says, in retrospect, she knows what she did was wrong. She was desperate and needed someone she could trust and confide in. It was Obrecht’s idea to go after Peter, and Britt knows better than anyone else, once Obrecht gets something in her mind, there’s no stopping her. Britt says, too bad Nina didn’t think of that before she got her mother involved. Nina says she’s sorry, and Britt says, Nina does realize, she could have gotten her mother killed. Nina says she does. She loves Obrecht. At least Peter’s in prison. Britt says, Jason is dead, and Nina says Carly believes his blood is on her hands. She’s sure Britt does too.

Chase says Brook didn’t tell him because she knew how he felt about Willow. She kept silent about Bailey’s paternity so they could be together. Willow says, there’s a little more to it than that. She also did it so the Quartermaines could regain control of ELQ. Michael says, that’s what they were taught their entire lives; put the company first. Willow says, obviously, she grew up with a warped idea of what family is supposed to be. She thought other families, real families were different. Maybe not this one. Chase tells Brook that he came to see their daughter, and she suggests they go upstairs. Willow asks them to wait. She says, their kids are around the same age. They’re both Quartermaines, so they’re going to grow up together. She can’t speak for Michael, but for the kids’ sake, she promises to get past this. Brook thanks her, and says she hopes Michael can forget about it too.

Peter can’t believe Anna would suggest he give up his parental rights to Louise. That would mean giving up all hope of being a family with Maxie. Anna says, come on. That was an illusion; it died a long time ago. He says, Louise and Maxie are what keep him human. He won’t give them up. The guard says, time’s up, and Anna says, that means Peter’s arraignment is starting soon. All the pain he’s caused, all the lives he’s ruined and cut short, that isn’t good enough for him. The trouble with her is, she still believes in the justice system. If he owns what he’s done, she’ll do what she can. She leaves.

Sonny says he can’t say the time away from Carly didn’t change him. But when he came back, it wasn’t to pick up where they left off; he wanted them to get closer and just be better for their kids. She says she wants that too. It doesn’t matter what Celina Wu wants, or the people who think they know what’s best for them. They know what’s best. They know what they want. He says he wants her, and she says, she wants him; only him. No one’s here; we’re not open yet. He asks if she thinks that’s going to stop him, and kisses her.

TJ tells Brando, try not to let his imagination get the best of him. Enjoy the fact that Sasha survived a difficult birth, and she’s doing better. Focus on the positive. Brando says, the tests will also come when they come. He thanks TJ, and says he’s been trying to do that. They walk to Sasha’s room, and Brando says, when he left, Sasha’s friends had her laughing. They go in, and Sasha says, Lucy was just showing her the latest Deception baby care products. Lucy says, organic, hypo-allergenic, of course (🍷), and adorable if she does say so herself. Brando says he hates to ruin the party, but they should be hearing from the doctors soon. Lucy says, she didn’t know she’d been there that long, and hugs Sasha. She says she’s rooting for Sasha; for all of them. Then she says, bye, instead of ta, and I puzzle over this longer than I should. TJ says Brando has his number. If he has any questions with medical lingo or anything, call him. Brando says he appreciates it, and TJ leaves. Sasha says, Lucy did a terrific job of distracting her, but they can’t avoid it any longer. It’s almost time, right?

Britt says she’s not playing the blame game with Nina. Nina made choices, and so did she. She’s pretty sure if Nathan was still here, he’d probably tell her to go pay it forward, and go help Nina. Nina thanks her, saying, she sounds exactly like Jay. Britt says, if she can come back, so can Nina. Nina says, Britt will be there for her? and Britt says, Nathan wouldn’t have it any other way. Britt’s phone rings, and she says she’ll be right there. Nina asks if it’s news about Sasha’s baby.

Brook says, that went well, and Chase says, as opposed to what? A firing squad? She says, they have to take what they can get. It seems like Willow is going to give him a pass, whereas everyone thinks she’s the next Cruella de Vil. Chase says he hopes Brook knows what she’s doing is very noble, and she says, that’s not exactly a word used to describe her – ever. He says, one day, her family will know the good thing she’s done, but while Peter is still a potential threat to Maxie and Louise, they’re in this. She says, what other choice could they have made?

Michael kisses Willow, and she says she’s not complaining, but what was that for? He says he’s amazed at how generous she is, and willing to forgive. She says, let’s be clear. Forgiving Chase is one thing. Brook is a whole other story. Michael says, that’s going to be a longer road for sure, and Willow says, while they’re on the topic of forgiveness, if she forgave Chase, and hopefully soon, Brook, does he think he could find it in his heart to forgive Brad?

Peter’s breakfast is slid into the opening in the door by an inmate worker, but he says he doesn’t trust it. The guard says, fine; they’ll give it to the next inmate. It’s removed, and Peter says, wait. Bring it back. The inmate puts the tray back, and Peter takes it.

Carly says, the happiest day of her life was when Sonny came back, and Sonny says, that makes two of them. It all started with the dreams. A blonde woman in the dream; then she became a reality.

Michael says he has to feel consistent, and do what he can to keep his family safe, and that includes keeping Brad in prison and away from their son. The same rules apply to Nina. This is a black and white subject for him; there’s nothing grey about it. Willow flashes back to hearing Sonny tell Nina, that what happened in Nixon Falls has to come from him – and it will. She remembers Nina saying that the love she and Sonny shared was the purest thing she’s known in her life, and she’s so sorry, but she can never regret that. Michael says he understands how Willow can give Chase a pass, and someday forgive Brook. He also gets that she and Brad were close in the past, but he can’t help but wonder how she’s so forgiving about Nina.

Brando says he knows he and Sasha can lean on each other, but it’s nice having friends who can back them up too. Sasha says, when the doctors give them the news, they’ll deal with that. Whatever it takes to give Liam a long and happy life. Starting today. Dr. Fleming and Britt come in, but they don’t look happy. Britt closes the door.

Brook asks if Chase is ready for some diaper changing 101, and he says he’s up for the challenge. He thinks with a little practice, he could be good. He does hope for Maxie’s sake, all the lies stop soon. She says, her too, and they head upstairs. She says, it isn’t enough that Peter’s in custody. It seems that Maxie and her baby won’t be safe until Peter is dead and buried.

Sonny says the second he remembered Carly, he remembered all of it, and all he wanted to do was come home. He just wanted to be with her, his family, and his life. This is where he belongs; this is his home. Anna comes in, and says, she’s sorry to interrupt. She tells Carly that she just wanted to say how sorry she is about Jason. Carly thanks her, and tells Sonny that she has some things she needs to do. She goes behind the bar, and Celina comes in. Carly says, she’s back, and Celina says, the more she thought about it, the more she recognized that the subject of Jason might have caused a miscommunication. But it’s all about wanting to protect Carly and her family. That’s what she and Sonny both want, right?

Anna says, if Sonny wanted to put the fear of God in Peter, mission accomplished. She just came from Pentenville, so can he leave it at that, and let the law run its course? He says she gives him too much credit. Peter is behind bars 24/7, with guards. Even if he wanted to get his hands dirty, how would he do it?

Peter finishes his breakfast, and starts choking. He falls to the floor.

The inmate worker brings back empty trays, and wheels them away. We see it’s Brad.

On Monday, Stella asks TJ what’s going on with Curtis, Trina tells Portia that she doesn’t want to blow this, Epiphany tells Maxie that it’s a bad idea, and Sonny thinks Carly deserves to know the truth.

👯‍♀️ Coming Home For Two…

Kristina on GH.

And the Christina of Christmas fame.

🗣 Ingo Rebuts…

I don’t think his itchy Twitter finger helped him much.

🦚 Days On Peacock…

A look at DOOL’s Christmas movie.

https://ew.com/tv/days-of-our-lives-christmas-movie-peacock-first-look/

🎄 Not a Hallmark Movie…

This actually looks intriguing. Like The Big Chill gone sideways.

🎤 She’s Keeping Busy…

I’m not sure which is a worse sounding project.

❗️ Long Island Real…

Gina doesn’t mince words.

🍷 He Should Have Had a V-8…

I doubt he only had a glass of wine with dinner.

🎃 It Keeps On Ticking…

Yet another Halloween movie in the works, including Kyle.

🏖 Make It Stop…

New, no doubt awful, people added to the already awful cast.

https://ew.com/tv/meet-the-cast-of-bravos-summer-house/

👋🏼 Lala Hints Bye-Bye…

I don’t know how much of a loss she’d be, but surprisingly, she’s been the voice of reason this time around. They probably need one of those. LVP has enough to do.

👠 Color the Carpet Red…

The best part of any awards show.

https://www.eonline.com/photos/33624/peoples-choice-awards-2021-red-carpet-fashion

🎸 Leaving the Stage…

IMO, he was the most talented of the group. He was doing music videos long before MTV was a thought. And his mother invented Liquid Paper. Micky Dolenz must be getting pretty nervous though.

https://people.com/music/monkees-star-michael-nesmith-dead-age-78/

https://people.com/music/heartbroken-micky-dolenz-pays-tribute-to-monkees-bandmate-michael-nesmith/

👩🏽‍🏫 Quotes of the Week

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves. – Viktor Frankl

The best protection any woman can have is courage. – Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. – Japanese Proverb

Mistakes are part of the game. It’s how well you recover from them, that’s the mark of a great player. – Alice Cooper

It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. – Oscar Wilde

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. – Kurt Vonnegut

I still believe that the unexamined life is not worth living: and I know that self-delusion, in the service of no matter what small or lofty cause, is a price no writer can afford. His subject is himself and the world and it requires every ounce of stamina he can summon to attempt to look on himself and the world as they are.James Baldwin

If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. – Marie Osmond (Who knew she was such a philosopher?)

🏀 Dribbling Off the Court…

If you’re in a work mindset, another weekend has arrived. For those who’ve moved on from that, another seven Xs have been put on the calendar. And for those people who are already in a holiday panic, you’ve got two weeks until Christmas. No Dead are Walking for a while, so I’ll see you for a little soap, a little Deck on Monday. Until then, stay safe, stay respecting others’ personal space, and stay not second guessing anything. There’s no point.

December 23, 2020 – Christmas Eve Without Sonny, Shannon Tests Positive, Jen Alludes To Some Hanky Panky & Merry Christmas

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

No surprise, I missed the beginning, even though I had extra time. I’m not sure why it always works that way, but what I missed was, Brando was waiting for Sasha when she came out of the hospital, and she said she wasn’t his problem anymore. He said she kind of was, but she told him to get lost. She ran into him again at the park. Sam identified Julian’s body, and told Lucas she felt sadness, relief, and regret that Julian could never get out of his own way. Lucas said Julian hadn’t deserved to be in their family, and Sam said Julian never got what he wanted, but he got what he deserved. Jason and Carly got back home, and Jason promised he’d keep searching. Josslyn saw them, and pulled them into the living room. Molly brought Alexis to Jordan’s for Christmas dinner, and told Alexis not to make her regret it. TJ thanked Jordan for including Alexis, and Jordan said she was family. Trina and Portia ran into Curtis coming out of Kelly’s, and Trina jumped on him for not telling her Taggert was alive. And then…

Josslyn says she and Willow are making cranberry garland for the bannister, and Michael says Willow is a natural. Josslyn says she wanted to surprise Wiley, and Willow says, but Wiley heard the commotion. Michael says his son has discovered the joy of wrapping paper. Carly says seeing him was the best thing for her, and Michael asks if she was surprised. Josslyn says, was she ever, and Carly says, it’s been a long day. Coming home to family, so much love, and more cranberry garland than they need is what she needed; it’s perfect. Michael says, it’s not perfect until dad’s traditional Christmas Eve dinner. When is he coming home?   

Portia tells Trina, Curtis didn’t know what was going on. Curtis says, all that time he watched them mourn, and he was beating himself up, wondering if he could have done more to save Taggert, and keep Trina’s father with her. Then he finds out Taggert is alive. Trina says, his wife is the Police Commissioner, and she knew. She can understand how Jordan could keep it from them, but how could she keep it from Curtis? Trina blamed him; how could she? Curtis says, excellent question, and Portia sends Trina inside to get the pies. She tells Curtis, she’s so sorry, and he asks, why? She didn’t lie for months, and she suffered more than he did. Be angry, be furious, but not sorry.

Alexis sniffs the steam from what Jordan is cooking, and says, chestnut and rosemary? Jordan says, very good, and Alexis says she’s not a good cook, but she’s got a good nose for sniffing out secret ingredients. Molly goes over, and asks to speak to Alexis for a second. She tells Alexis, she gave her word she’d behave. Alexis says she is, and Molly asks, what’s that about sniffing out secrets? Alexis says, secret ingredients; she was talking about food. What did Molly think… Oh, Molly thought she was going to mention… Molly says, the thought crossed her mind. Alexis isn’t at her best. Alexis says her decades of being an attorney made her good at keeping a confidence, but Molly still doesn’t trust her. Molly says she doesn’t. How is she supposed to trust Alexis with her life, when Alexis is willing to destroy her own? TJ tells Molly it’s her turn, and Molly goes back to their backgammon game. Alexis sneaks vodka into her coffee cup, from what looks like a generic brand.   

Trina sits inside Kelly’s, and Portia tells Curtis, she’s thankful Taggert is alive, but she could kill him herself with her bare hands for toying with Trina’s emotions. Curtis says, let him help, or at least watch, and Portia says, she doesn’t like what Taggert and Jordan did, nor does she approve. But she does recognize, as misguided as they were, they thought they were doing the right thing. They needed to stage Taggert’s death to protect them from Cyrus. He says, maybe. He gets that, but that’s not what pisses him off. Jordan was keeping the secret, knowing what it was doing to Portia and Trina. Early on, he gets it, but after the target was off their backs, he doesn’t understand. Portia says, Taggert and Jordan have a private code, and only they understand the lines they can can’t cross. He says, but it should have stopped at his doorstep. Jordan’s work life is Taggert, but she’s married to him, and that has to come first. Honesty is part of their unbreakable code, and the lies are ruining their marriage.

At the hospital, Laura thanks Doc for stepping up. The Christmas celebration in pediatrics is a tradition. He says it’s his pleasure, and thanks her for being his elf. She says she just had to put a hat on and hand out gifts, but he says she secured the future. The kids recognized her as mayor, and she just nailed the under ten constituency. She says, in eight to twelve years they can vote for her, and he says, it doesn’t hurt. She sighs, and says, sorry. She can’t help thinking of Lulu at that age. Lulu loved this time year. She would read the Christmas classics to Lulu, even after Lulu had memorized them. Santa never had a bigger fan. Doc says, she’ll get through this. They’ll see her tomorrow. Laura says she knows it’s wishful thinking, but it would be a great Christmas miracle if they were there and Lulu woke up. He says, it would be. He wishes he could make it happen. They sit together, and she leans on him.

Sasha asks Brando why he’s stalking her, but he says he’s not. They’re just going in the same direction. She says, he’s a man following her without her consent. She could scream for the cops and tell them the man Brando works for gave her drugs that almost killed her. He says she’d be signing her own death warrant. He’s making sure she doesn’t do anything that leads to that happening. She says he’s handling her for his boss. Thanks to him, she can’t stop Cyrus. He says, she wins; he believes her. She thanks him, and says, now leave her alone. He asks if he can make it up to her, and give her a ride, and she says, now he’s getting her permission to stalk her? No thanks. She can get back to the MetroCourt on her own. He asks if she really wants to go back there, and she says she lives there. He says, nobody should be by themselves on Christmas Eve in a hotel room, but she says, it’s a nice hotel room. He says, it’s not going anywhere. In the meantime, does she want to get some hot chocolate?

Michael asks if something is going on with his dad. Jason hasn’t said a word. Jax says, that’s not unusual, and Jason says, it’s just been a long day, like Carly said. Carly says their dad is caught up with business, and won’t be home, and Josslyn says, but it’s Christmas Eve. Jax says, people need their coffee, and Michael suggests they order pizza. Willow says, they’re not open, but they could get Chinese food, and Michael says, the Noodle House it is. He tells Wiley, they’ll make the tree perfect for grandpa, and Jax suggests they put the garland on. Carly tells Jason, it’s so empty. It’s Michael’s first Christmas as a father, and he wanted it to be special. She wants that for him. From the look on Jason’s face, he’s thinking he’s going to have to go looking for Sonny on Christmas Eve.

Jason tells Carly not to do this to herself. It’s not about her; it’s about them. He wonders how she’s going to tell them that Sonny… and she says she’s not going to do it until they comb the entire riverbed, and check every hospital to the Atlantic Ocean. Jason says he knows what it’s costing, keeping it to herself, but she says she’s not keeping it to herself. She’s keeping it from them. He asks what she needs him to do, and she says she needs him to phone Sam. She’s at the hospital to ID Julian’s body. He has to go to her. He says Carly knows they’re splitting up, right? and she says he has to go. He says, what about her? and she says she’s okay. If she needs him, she’ll call. They hug, and he says he loves her. She says that’s what’s getting her through, and goes inside. Josslyn wonders why Carly still has her coat on, and Carly says she doesn’t know, and takes it off. Josslyn says, Jason had to leave? and Carly says, Jason has tons of family, and many people to visit. She asks, who’s baking? and Josslyn says, wait until she goes in the kitchen; they’re on serious cookie overload. Carly asks if there are any gingersnaps, and Josslyn says, and then some.

Alexis slips more vodka into her cup. On the phone, Jordan says, she and Curtis need to talk. It’s Christmas Eve, and they should be together as a family. He needs to talk to her. She’ll be waiting. She tells TJ and Molly that the job Curtis was on was bigger than he expected. Why don’t they have dinner, and she’ll make Curtis a plate to heat up later. TJ says, he’s working Christmas Eve? and she says it was a last minute thing; he thought he’d be home sooner. Alexis says, it’s a mystery where Taggert was hiding all this time, and TJ asks if he isn’t Jordan’s old partner. Molly says, he’s dead, isn’t he? and Alexis says she was visiting (ha-ha) the PCPD, and she heard Taggert waltzed in from the dead. She asks Jordan if it was big surprise, but Jordan says, not really. She knew he was alive.

Portia says it’s not for her to speak on Curtis’s marriage, but if he doesn’t mind her speaking from experience in her own marriage… He says, go ahead, and she says, marriage can start one way, and life bends it another. What counts is the love he and Jordan have for one another. He says she and Taggert loved each other, but she says it wasn’t enough to sustain their relationship. They also aren’t him and Jordan. He says, meaning… and she says, Jordan won’t always live up to her promises to him, and he might not live up to the ones he made to her. He admits he has flaws, and she says, despite the flaws, is he willing to listen to Jordan’s reasons for keeping it a secret, or has he already passed judgements on her reasons, and it doesn’t matter? Curtis says he knows the right answer, but he’s not there yet. She says only he knows if the love they share has room for forgiveness. Trina comes back out with the pies, and tells Curtis that she wants to say… Portia says she thinks Curtis has had enough for tonight. Save it for next time. She tells Curtis, he’s not going find what he’s looking for out there. Go home.

Michael answers the door, and thanks Lucas for coming. Lucas says Michael told him it was important. He thinks they should talk outside or Wiley will see, and Michael says, that’s what he needed to talk about. Doesn’t Lucas think stayed away long enough?

Jordan says, Taggert survived, and she was aware of it, but if people knew he was alive, there would be a target on his family’s back. Alexis says, so Jordan arranged for Taggert to be dead to protect his loved ones. It makes sense. Molly says, it would if they hadn’t mourned him. Alexis says, it wasn’t ideal, but if Trina had known he wasn’t dead, she wouldn’t have mourned. Trust her. She knows from experience that in extreme situations, the fewer people who know, the better. She looks at Jordan, and says, back her up, and Jordan says she was thinking. Now that she’s hearing it out loud… TJ says, how she could lie to Portia’s face and not tell her Taggert was alive?  

Michael tells Lucas, Nelle is gone, and no longer a threat, and Lucas says he’s not too broken up. Michael says Willow is going to adopt Wiley, and they’re staying married. Well, that’s to be determined, but they both decided to stay Wiley’s parents. He knows how much Willow and Wiley love each other, and how much Lucas loves Wiley. Lucas says, from the moment Wiley was placed in his arms, and Michael says, when the truth came out, Lucas gave Wiley back, and stayed away. He can’t imagine how difficult that was. Lucas says, it’s what was best for Wiley, and Michael says, Wiley is a happy boy due to the love and sacrifices on Lucas’s part. If it’s asking too much, Michael understands, but he and Willow feel Lucas and Wiley deserve to be back in each other’s lives. Lucas asks what Michael is saying, and Michael says, be their Christmas gift, and Wiley’s, and be Wiley’s uncle again.   

Martin walks into the hospital, his arms full of little wrapped gifts. He struggles, and ends up dropping them, saying the gravity in this hospital chooses to torture him. Doc and Laura come by, and Martin addresses her as Madam Mayor. She tells him to call her Laura, but Doc says he’s still Dr. Collins. He’s kidding. His newfound brother-in-law can call him Kevin. It’s nice to meet him. Martin says he overestimated the capacity his arms could credibly bear, and Doc thanks him for spiriting his wife back from Vermont. Martin says it was his great pleasure. He’s not accustomed to the sudden appearance of a new sibling, and he had time to get to know his new sister. She says it was nice for her as well. She asks where he was going, and he says he brought a few holiday tokens, and was on his way to see the patients in the geriatric ward. She says that’s nice of him, and he says his mom always appreciated a well-wrapped trinket. Laura is surprised that he’s visiting on Christmas Eve, and he says he’s saddened how the elderly are overlooked. He’d like to think he makes a little difference. Laura says she could help him distribute the gifts, and maybe he could join them for an early dinner. He says he wouldn’t foist himself onto them, but Laura says she has big plans to go to the city tonight so she can see her daughter tomorrow morning. It would be nice to tell her about her newfound uncle. Martin says, indeed. If she’s sure he’s not intruding. She says, not at all; the holidays are for family. She wasn’t expecting to get a brother, but now that she has one, she’d like to get to know him.

Brando tells Sasha the hot chocolate reminds him of his childhood, and she says, watery and instant? He says, sort of. They had the same crappy hot chocolate every year. He thinks it was from the same container the whole time. That would explain why it tasted worse every year. She says sorry, and he says, there’s more to the story. If she thinks that was bad, she should hear about the pajamas. She asks if they were like the bunny pajamas in that movie (a nod to A Christmas Story, for those unenlightened), and he says, worse. They were reindeer, and came with antlers. His mother would buy pajamas every year, but she’d get them after the Christmas before, and guess at how much he would grow. Some years, his arms and legs were sticking out, and other years, he was drowning. She says, he wouldn’t happen to have a picture, and he says he burned them. She says, too bad. She would have liked to see him in the pajamas. He says, trust him. She wouldn’t.   

Jason approaches Sam at the hospital, and she thanks him for meeting her. He asks how she’s doing, and she says she has something to ask him that she couldn’t ask in front of the kids. He says he didn’t kill Julian, and she says, he was there? He says, yeah. He saw Julian on the bridge when it collapsed. He’d been shot, but not by him. Sam says she hates this. She hates the pit she gets in her stomach every time something dangerous happens. He says, it won’t be happening as much anymore, but she says, it’s going to happen whether they’re together or not. It was always easy loving him. If it wasn’t, letting him go wouldn’t hurt so much.

Jason says he’s sorry, and Sam says, don’t be. It’s nobody’s fault. That doesn’t make it easier, even though they’re trying to do the right thing. She gets up, and says Scout and Danny were upset that he wasn’t there when they were hanging their stockings. He says he’d like to stop by and see them, if it’s okay. She says, of course (🍷). It’s more than okay. He should be there. Scout made cookies for Santa, and a card for the reindeer. Kristina bought Scout a Christmas gown, and Danny wants to put his sleeping bag by the tree. She thinks they’d be crushed if he missed it. He gets up, and asks if she wants him to spend the night. She says she does. He can sleep on the couch next to Danny; it would be nice. He says he can do that, and after they open presents… he’ll leave.

TJ asks Jordan if that’s why Curtis isn’t there, and Jordan says, she decided to keep Curtis in the dark. He was so angry, he didn’t come home. She can’t wait. She has to find him. She grabs her coat, and jets. Alexis says, wow. See what she means about secrets between partners? One way or another, they’ll come out and bite you. It’s better to be up front, and take your lumps. Molly says, enough. Alexis is drinking, and she wants her to leave. Alexis says, sorry, and Molly says, it’s Christmas, and she tried to do the right thing. She didn’t think Alexis wanted to celebrate Christmas in the drunk tank. Alexis says she didn’t, but Molly says, all Alexis has done is punish her for it. She wants Alexis to go. Alexis says, don’t be like this, and Molly says, should she be strong, like Alexis used to be, or a mess, like she’s become? She has to go. It doesn’t matter where, as long as it’s away from her. Alexis says she’s sorry, but if it’s what Molly wants… Molly says, what she wants is a sober mother. If Alexis can’t swing that, she doesn’t want to see her. TJ says he’ll take Alexis home, but Alexis says, that’s okay, and leaves.

Michael brings Wiley to Lucas, and says he told Wiley, someone special was coming to visit. Here’s his Uncle Lucas. Lucas says, hey, little man. It’s so good to see him. Wiley says, Uncle Lucas. Seriously, he does. Lucas says he heard Wiley was busy learning new things and talking up a storm. Willow tells Carly that she always wondered what is was like to have a big family, and Carly says she’s sure Willow got more than she bargained for with them and the Quartermaines. Willow says, there are big differences between the two families, but the common denominator is love. They all love each other so much. Carly says, it’s something, and Willow says, it really is. She and Sonny must be very proud. Carly says, they are, and excuses herself. Jax follows her, and she stands on the porch, crying. He comes out, and asks, what’s going on? She says, it’s Sonny. She doesn’t know where he is. She doesn’t even know if he’s alive.

TJ sees Molly with a glass of wine, and says he needs one himself. She says, have this one. She changed her mind. He says, it was a lot, and she says, sure was. He asks if she’s sure she’s okay, and she says she just can’t help thinking about the lies their mothers have been telling, and the damage they caused. She never wants anything like that to happen between them. He says, it never will, and she tells him, don’t say that yet. She has something she needs to tell him, but before she does, she  needs him to know, whatever happens next, she loves him.

Brando says, oh no, mistletoe, and Sasha says, it’s poisonous. He says, don’t eat it, and she says she was thinking of making a jam with it, and giving it to his boss, but he’d rat her out again. She’s kidding. He says, good. He thought they had a breakthrough with the hot chocolate. She says, it wasn’t a breakthrough; it was a bribe. He asks if it worked, and she says, no. She kisses him on the cheek, and says, merry Christmas. She walks away, and he smiles.

While Christmas music plays, Jordan sees Curtis sitting in the park. Alexis walks in the park alone, and takes out her phone, and sees The Invader headline about Julian’s death. Marty, Laura, and Doc laugh over dinner at Kelly’s, and clink coffee cups. Josslyn continues to decorate the tree, and Michael looks at Willow. Jason gives Sam her jacket, and their hands touch. She walks away, and we see a tear in his eye.

Willow tells Wiley that daddy is going to read ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas. Michael tells Lucas, he’s welcome to sit in, but Lucas says he’s due at the hospital. He tells them, merry Christmas, and they go upstairs. Lucas tells Carly, if he didn’t mention it before, she has an amazing son. She says she has a pretty great brother too. They hug, and he says he’s going to grab a gingersnap on the way out. He tells her, Michael mentioned that Sonny was away on business. He thought Sonny would make it home for Christmas. She says, her too.

Lucas leaves, and Carly says, Come home, Sonny. Please come home. The phone rings, and she says, yes?… Now?… They’re here? She goes to the door, and sees flashing lights. And I don’t think they’re Christmas decorations.

Tomorrow, there will be a repeat from September 16th, 2020. It’s the week everyone said goodbye to Mike, so not exactly Christmas cheerful. On Friday, football for you. But next time on GH, Curtis tells Jordan that he doesn’t think he can anymore, Molly tells TJ that she made a horrible mistake, and Chase says he needs to talk to Carly about her husband.

The Real Housewives of Orange County

The women were still at Lake Arrowhead. Elizabeth couldn’t figure out her effing car, and set off the alarm at the crack of dawn. Braunwyn called her friend Shari, and told her alcohol was everywhere. Gina thought Braunwyn seemed nervous and aggressive, and the women kind of made fun of Braunwyn behind her back, which didn’t thrill me. Braunwyn wondered what she was doing, and why she was there. She wasn’t the same person she was the last time she vacationed with the women. Shari said they weren’t being supportive. In her interview, Braunwyn said Shari was her BFF.  

At home, Emily dealt with the kids, while Shane was in the hospital. She talked to him on FaceTime, and he was feeling a little better. They had him on a bunch of meds, and he had to take an oxygen tank with him everywhere. Emily told him that the last text he sent, he told her that he wasn’t going to make it, and then he didn’t answer his phone. In her interview, Emily said Shane annoyed the hell out of her, but he was still her husband, and a good dad. They had a beautiful family.

Kelly seemed to be the only one doing the cooking. Elizabeth let fly that her father was a preacher, and they got away from the church after realizing it was dysfunctional, and moved to Washington. It was one of those bombshells she tends to throw into a conversation, then laugh like a hyena. This is not only incredibly annoying, it makes you wonder what the hell is wrong with her that she finds it amusing. I’m sure it’s a defense mechanism, but it’s getting on my nerves now. In her interview, she said her family wanted her to preach, and her grandmother brought her up to the front of the church, telling her to speak in tongues. She faked it, and they bought it. It was the exact day she realized adults were full of sh*t, and she could lie to get her way. After breakfast, Braunwyn suggested she and Elizabeth have a real conversation. In Elizabeth’s interview, she said she was irked that Braunwyn was digging up dirt on her. She’d been opening up to Braunwyn, who was claiming to be the real deal, and we flashed back to Braunwyn saying just that. Elizabeth said now she found out Braunwyn was trying to discredit her, and it was hurtful. Braunwyn called Shannon, who said she was still feeling achy, and was getting her test results tomorrow. She told Braunwyn that she’d tested negative three times, and she was bummed. She’d had a suitcase of fun packed. In Shannon’s interview, a producer asked if she had FOMO, and then had to explain what it was. Shannon whined that Kelly couldn’t be bothered to come to the phone, and felt sorry for herself in general.    

Gina spoke with her lawyer Michael, who was going to court on Friday, but said Gina didn’t need to be there. Matt was facing two felony counts, with a maximum time of 4½ years. Michael said it was ultimately up to the judge, but Gina’s feelings would be taken into consideration. She said it was a difficult time, but she was thankful for Michael, and he said she had a lot of people protecting her. In her interview, she said she couldn’t help that it happened. It wasn’t her fault, but she felt guilty. She told Michael that she was hard-wired to feel she had to protect Matt. Then she did that waving thing that people think makes tears go away. I guess they think they can fan them back into their tear ducts or something.

Elizabeth told the women that they were taking a van to SkyPark. Gina called Travis to give him the low down on Matt, and said she didn’t know the right thing to do. He said she was just emotional because it was becoming real. In Gina’s interview, she said she wanted them to be family, and didn’t want the children to pay for her past. She wanted them to think that they went through sh*t, and it wasn’t easy, but they figured it out. Travis told her that it would get better. Braunwyn told Elizabeth that what she’d said felt like a bad game of telephone, and Elizabeth called Braunwyn out on hiring a P.I. She said she thought Braunwyn was into building people up, so why target her? Braunwyn said she’d googled Elizabeth’s name, and found out Elizabeth had defaulted on a loan, and rented out her house. Elizabeth said it was all public knowledge, and told Braunwyn to quit talking to her like a child. Braunwyn said Elizabeth’s stories weren’t adding up, and Elizabeth said, who cared if her house was a rental or not? She didn’t lie; they just didn’t know. Braunwyn could have asked, rather than talking smack behind her back. Her life was complicated and sophisticated, and Braunwyn didn’t understand it. In Braunwyn’s interview, she said Elizabeth married an old guy with money. It was the oldest story in the book. Kelly suddenly got involved in the conversation, and said Braunwyn was just trying to figure out who Elizabeth was. She kept getting half-answers. Elizabeth said there was crap going on with her divorce, and gag orders. It was horrific, and when she met them, she was going to trial. She masked her anger and hurt, and didn’t know how to deal. She didn’t want to tell a bunch of women about it. Braunwyn asked if Elizabeth didn’t trust women, and went into a monologue about how it had been hard for her to open up. In her interview, Kelly said Braunwyn was making it about herself, and about her feelings, and Elizabeth didn’t owe Braunwyn an explanation. Elizabeth had no kids, and no husband, and Braunwyn should clean up her own house before digging around Elizabeth’s. Elizabeth cried, and said she was scared of women, since they’d betrayed her. Braunwyn swore she wouldn’t. She said if Elizabeth would have told her, she would have understood, and thanked her for sharing, apparently confusing the conversation with an AA meeting.

Kelly told Gina that she should show Matt mercy, so he could get a job for the kids’ sake. Even though Gina had moved on, she shouldn’t want to ruin his livelihood. In Elizabeth’s interview, she said she thought Kelly meant well, but she should shut up. Braunwyn told Elizabeth that she’d been a bitch to bring up Elizabeth’s business in the first place, and Elizabeth was impressed with Braunwyn owning it. Braunwyn said she’d been newly sober and in quarantine, and looking for something to do. Gina said she’d called it, and Braunwyn said she wished she could take it back. In five months, Elizabeth would be on her list of almonds amends. In Braunwyn’s interview, she said the list was longer than Santa’s naughty list. She admitted Shannon had gotten in her head, and in her interview, Gina said Shannon liked to plant things in someone’s head, then her hands were clean. We flashed back to Shannon sowing seeds, and Elizabeth asked why Shannon would do that. Braunwyn reminded Elizabeth of how she’d told them Shannon went off on Jimmy, and said Shannon told them a different story. We flashed back to Shannon saying that didn’t happen, and Jimmy left because he had to get up for work early. Kelly said Shannon gets in people’s ears, and in her interview, Kelly said that Shannon had gotten everyone to call her an adulteress. We flashed back to the 70s party where Kelly and Shannon echoed, who? you! at each other. Elizabeth said in her process of self-discovery, she’d answer any questions as best she could.   

Shannon’s fourth test was positive, and she wept during her home video, saying she had so many emotions. She was worried because of her lungs, and pissed at the kids for their carelessness. They’d been hanging out with groups of twenty and thirty kids, knowing she was at risk, and she wondered if she’d infected John. Shannon called her mother Pat, and told her about the positive test. She said she was scared, and Pat asked if she had a fever. Shannon said she didn’t, but she was so mad at the kids. So far, John had tested negative. In Shannon’s interview, she said she and John had their ups and downs, and she wondered if he was going to be mad. John said he thought it was inevitable that he’d test positive. Shannon said she was so sorry, and felt so bad.

Kelly said SkyPark was her childhood fantasy come to life. Park manager Michelle explained there was hatchet throwing, archery, and mountain biking. Kelly and Gina went biking, while Braunwyn and Elizabeth went for archery. Braunwyn made a call to Shari, who she called her wife. In Elizabeth’s interview, she said she never heard someone do that. She wondered if Braunwyn was putting it out in the universe, hoping it would happen. She and Braunwyn shot at targets, reminding me of the one A that I got in high school phys ed, since I’d practiced archery practically since I could walk. They moved on to the ax challenge, where Elizabeth claimed she was aggressive, and her ax promptly bounced back at her after she threw it. After doing this several times, she got up close and personal with the target, whacking away at it with the ax. Braunwyn told the instructor that Elizabeth hadn’t had sex in, like, forever.

Shannon called her daughters with the news that she was positive, wailing that she had lung damage, and was supposed to be on a trip. They told her they’d been super careful, but Shannon insisted they hadn’t. She didn’t bring it into the house. She said she thought she’d see more emotion, and they told her they felt horrible. In her interview, Shannon said she was scared that they weren’t all going to get through it.

Emily said Shane was still staying at the hospital. He was getting a five-day dosage of medication, and sounded better. He was also breathing better, but in her interview, Elizabeth said, just because he sounded and felt better, there could still be long-term effects or he could take a turn for the worse. She was fearful for their children, but it was difficult to make a seven-year-old and two five-year-olds stay 6 feet away from their mother. She was paranoid, and doing whatever it took to protect her children.

Elizabeth thought she screwed up friendships by being psycho, and Braunwyn told her just be herself. Gina and Kelly move on to recumbent bikes designed to look like a combination of sports car and tractor. In Gina’s interview, she said she was getting her license back in 20 days, and nothing was effing it up. It looked like fun, but it was a pretty bumpy ride on a dirt road, and Gina ended up walking the bike. Elizabeth told Braunwyn that she avoided conflict, and wasn’t used to handling it. She grew up poor, and saw her husband as a meal ticket. Then she was surrounded by so much wealth for so long, it’s who she became. In Elizabeth’s interview, she said it’s not who she is, and she was desperate to find out who she is; the little girl who met and married that man, and turned into this monster. Braunwyn said everyone had a story, and a lot of them were crazier than Elizabeth’s. Elizabeth said there was something she’d never told anyone. She was raised in very religious situation, and taught not to open her mouth and tell the truth about what was happening. She learned to be good with compartmentalization, and not let people know her. She didn’t want to live that way, and Braunwyn said she didn’t have to any more. In Braunwyn’s interview, she said she had no idea what Elizabeth was talking about, but if she could get Elizabeth to open up, Elizabeth could unburden herself. Braunwyn told her there was no shame in needing help. In her interview, Elizabeth said she grew up in fear, anxiety, and anguish. She’d lived in fear for her life, and had been beaten so bad, she thought she would die. She babbled at Braunwyn, throwing that she’d grown up in a cult, and doing that laughing thing. Then she started crying, and said she’d never talked about it, and didn’t want to. She wasn’t ready. Braunwyn promised not to leave her, and Elizabeth started to hyperventilate. Braunwyn got her to sit down, and told her that she was having an anxiety attack.

To be continued…

Next time, Shane comes home, Elizabeth talks to Gina, Kelly and Gina come in contact with someone who’s positive, and Elizabeth’s perfectness is being shattered.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

Meredith said a huge part of Sundance was networking, and she needed to be there to build her brand. She also really didn’t want to live in Ohio. Nothing against Ohio, she just didn’t want to live there. I’m originally from there, and my sentiments exactly. In Mary’s interview, she said she was glad they were having Fashion Week. It felt good to put on something fierce. She sat next to Jen, who wasn’t too happy about that. I’ve noticed in Jen’s interviews, she often looks like a bobblehead. I don’t know if it’s the way she’s sitting, or what she’s wearing, but it’s distracting. Whitney walked the runway, and said in her interview, if she gave up cheeseburgers, and added six inches to her legs, she’d have a career. Meredith also walked, and son Brooks showed his Brooks Marks collection of one track suit. Afterwards, he FaceTimed with his dad, who was somewhat unapologetic about not being able to make it. In Brooks’s interview, he said Seth should have been there. If it was his kid who had a fashion show, he would have dropped his business meetings and gone. He told Seth that he’d asked him to be a father, and he wouldn’t, so Brooks was hurt. Seth said he was getting anxious from the conversation. In Meredith’s interview, she said she felt partly responsible, since she’d asked for space. Meredith wondered what was next for Brooks, and said he had to go back to school at some point.

At Beauty Lab and Laser, Heather’s schedule was cheeks, lips and a lot of Botox. Whitney had a facial done, and asked Heather how she’d started. Heather said she’d been doing marketing for Botox on Instagram, and was living off of her divorce settlement. She didn’t lack for anything, but wanted her own career. In Whitney’s interview, she said, skeptical as she was, she thought this time her dad would change. She told Heather about her dad being committed to sober living. In Heather’s interview, she said being divorced was a different experience for a man in the Mormon church. It was easier. She was looked at as not being able to keep a man or a family, and waiting for someone to accept her, so she could get into heaven. Whitney said they’d never be good enough because of what they were born into, and being women. In her interview, Heather said you were defined by what you did, and she’d straddled the fence, when either you were in it or you weren’t. Whitney asked if Heather had talked to her children, but Heather didn’t want to deal with it. Whitney said, what if not dealing with it damaged them more?  

In her interview, Jen explained that, after her dad passed, she had to take medication for anxiety and depression. Taking medication was considered a sign of weakness, and Sharieff told her to pray and get her mind right, so that’s what they did, but it didn’t work. Sh*t wasn’t working. It almost cost her marriage, and it was her rock bottom when Sharieff said he was leaving. The family had an intervention, and her son said it was okay take the medication; they wouldn’t think less of her. She was ashamed because she wanted to be Wonder Woman and Supermom at the same time. She wanted to take care of her family, not have her family take care of her.   

Lisa, John, and sons Henry and Jack had a family fun night where they set goals. In Lisa’s interview, she said she wasn’t a board game kind of mom; let’s talk about real money. One of Henry’s goals was to have triplets, and John said he was thinking long-term. In John’s interview, he admitted that 90% of his and Lisa’s relationship had to do with work. He told Lisa that business shouldn’t be their biggest priority. They needed to be together, not on the phone. He asked if she’d ever say no to anything, and she said not if it was a real goal. She wouldn’t be guilted into saying no either. She wanted a billion dollar brand, and asked if John thought it was a problem. He said, a little, and she found that irritating. She said she was good right now.

Meredith met Jen and Heather for dinner, and Meredith asked Heather what was going on with Curtis, the cameraman she’d met at Sundance. Heather said it was a short-lived love affair, since he lives in Atlanta and L.A. She said everybody had a whore phase. Meredith said she and Seth had to resolve some individual issues before getting back together. In her interview, a producer said she was private about the details of her separation, and she said if she was, there wouldn’t be much for people to talk about. Jen wondered what the issues were. Hers was that she was lonely. Meredith thought their biggest issues was learning to communicate. In Meredith’s interview, she said Seth not being at Brooks’s show was a pivotal point for her. She told Jen and Heather that they genuinely loved each other, and that counted for a lot, but they needed to figure out a way to move forward in a positive direction. In Jen’s interview, she said she personally heard more, and Meredith wasn’t telling everything. Meredith said she and Seth were re-finding each other.

Whitney said her dad had become more connected to her and the kids. Her kids had missed out on the fun she’s had with him as a kid, and it meant a lot. He was more positive, fun, playful, healthy, and happy. She’d been scared for a while, and thought her kids would never see the dad she grew up with. They went to one of those trampoline places with the kids, and Whitney’s dad told her that his therapist said he was ready for the next step; an apartment, a job, and building his life back up again. In Whitney’s interview, she said her dad had done 21 days of a program designed to be 90 days. It was a huge red flag, and a vicious cycle he hadn’t broken yet. She was concerned he wasn’t ready, and reminded him that he’d said it was hard on the other side. She was worried that, if he left, he wouldn’t recover.

In Heather’s interview, she said she was happy her daughter was in a good relationship, and wondered what it would have been like. Being divorced labeled her as being a failure, and she didn’t want her moral failings to cause her kids’ lives to crumble. In leading a double-life, she realized she might be leading them down a path they didn’t want to be on. She didn’t want to take them away from the faith and Mormonism. She had never spoken to them about it, and was basically coming out, and saying she wanted to leave the church. She told her daughters she had so much shame and fear, but they said it hurt them to see what she was going through, and they supported her. They had a strong foundation, and they’d be fine. In her interview, Heather said it made her feel like she didn’t deserve her kids. She’d been wrestling with it for so long; she should have come out in the beginning. It was like a huge weight off of her, and she needed to have an honest relationship with them, and be the mom she wanted to be. not the one the church wanted her to be.

Jen visited Whitney, who tried to teach her stripper pole moves. In Whitney’s interview, she said, where she went, the stripper pole went, but she’d never been a stripper. Jen gave it a try, and said she needed Dramamine. Jen asked Whitney what she thought about Meredith and Seth, and Whitney said she thought Meredith was trying to save face for the kids. Jen said if you weren’t getting it from home, you were going to go somewhere else. In her interview, Whiney said Jen was alluding to Meredith having a man on the side. It was a loaded statement, and she’d better be able to back it up. Whitney asked how Meredith would hide it, and Jen said, some people might know. In her interview, Jen said there was always a reason why people got separated, but it wasn’t her place to say anything to Whitney. A producer said Jen was alluding that she knew more. What wasn’t she telling?

Jen said, a few months ago, Meredith was in New York for a trunk show. There was a guy who said Meredith was the love of his life and he was going to marry her. He’d said he’d make sure Meredith got upstairs, and there was clearly something going on. She told Whitney, there was a reason why Meredith and Seth separated. 

Next time, Lisa doesn’t want to give up anything, Whitney tells Heather about what Jen said, and Seth says he can’t stand being without Meredith.

🎅 Not Quite a Long Winter’s Nap…

But a short hibernation until Monday, since it’s all holiday fare from here on in. While it might not be the holiday you imagined this year, remember the reason for the season and celebrate anyway. If you’re not well, take the time to pamper yourself and rest; if you’re alone, that’s okay, embrace it, and do something you’ve been wanting to; and if you’re just peachy, there are plenty of ways to help those who aren’t. While it might sound corny, helping others takes your mind off your own crap, and you’ll feel better for it. And while you’re at it, stay safe, stay making merry, and like Scrooge ended up doing, stay honoring Christmas in your heart, and keeping it through the year.

🌟 If your goal is to enjoy some genuine joie de vivre this holiday season, keep in mind that the simplest acts of generosity, connection, and self-care can offer the biggest rewards. – 11 Ways to Experience Holiday Joy

Merry Christmas!

November 23, 2020 – The Aftermath Of the Explosion, Eddie Makes Seven Trips To the Beach & Early

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

You guessed it. I missed the beginning again, but not much. Here are the important things. They flashed back to Friday, when The Floating Rib exploded. Dante, who’d been outside, called 9-1-1. Mac showed up, and wondered if the explosion had come from a gas leak. Laura found Sonny at the gym, and told him that Cyrus was after her. He’d requested a heavily redacted file from the PCPD for a crime she’d been involved with as a teenager – a murder. At GH, Portia told Carly that Sasha had a bad night. She wondered where Sasha had gotten the drugs, and said it had to have been a super strength coke or something they’d never seen before. Alexis was persuaded to stick around for the intervention, and Diane went first. She took Alexis on a trip down Memory Lane, saying she missed her most cherished comrade, and here we are.

Diane says she could always reach out to Alexis when she needed someone, but not anymore. Alexis thinks she wants to criticize, but she just wants her friend back. She loves Alexis, and asks Alexis to please come back to her.

Laura tells Sonny, it was long before he came to Port Charles. She was a minor; that’s why it’s so heavily redacted. He asks if she wants to tell him what happened, and she says she got involved with an older man, David Hamilton. He was a predator, and she totally fell for it – and him. It turned out he was using her to get back at her mother, who had rejected him. Sonny says, bastard, and she says David ripped up the letters she wrote him, and she got angry. She pushed him as hard as she could, and he lost his balance and fell. Sonny says, it was an accident, and Laura says, what she did killed him. She was convicted of murder, but because of her age and the circumstance… Sonny says, David Hamilton got what he deserved, and she says she put it so far behind her. She doesn’t understand why it’s coming up now. He tells her that she’d said Cyrus was interested, and she says he got his hands on the file. Sonny asks, why? but she says she doesn’t know. She was hoping Sonny could tell her.

Portia tells Carly, Sasha isn’t the first OD they’ve seen. They’ve seen an alarming rise of OD’s in the last few months. Carly says, they know who’s responsible, but until Cyrus is exposed, they have to focus on keeping their families safe. She knows it weighs on Josslyn, but Sonny’s protection keeps Trina safe too. She hopes Trina isn’t complaining. Portia says she’s not. Trina is doing well, and she’s starting to bounce back from her father’s death. Carly says Portia raised a special young woman, and Portia says Carly’s not a bad mother herself. The phone rings, and Portia says she’ll alert the staff. She tells Carly, there’s been an explosion at The Floating Rib.  

Dante paces outside The Rib, and asks, where the hell are you? Julian shows up, and asks where the first responders are. Dante says, they’re en route. He doesn’t know how many people are trapped inside, and the building could come down at any moment. He asks if Julian was inside, but Julian said he was driving when he heard the explosion.

Inside, Dante calls to Lulu. He finds Dustin, and checks him over. He says Dustin’s breathing sounds okay, and tells him to hold on. He moves the debris Dustin is trapped under, and says he’s got him. Elizabeth tells Cameron to be careful, and Cameron says he’s fine. Go to Franco. Cameron steps over the wreckage, and Elizabeth finds Franco, but he’s unconscious. She says his name. Cameron looks for Dev, and pulls debris off of him. He shakes Dev, and tells him to wake up. Elizabeth tells Franco it will be okay; he’s going to make it.    

Now Julian paces outside, and asks, where is everybody? He sees a baseball cap, and picks it up. Morgan is written on the inside, and he says, oh my God.

Sonny tells Laura, he’s had his eyes on Cyrus for a while, but he doesn’t understand why Cyrus would be interested in a crime she committed as a minor. Laura says she thought he was looking for leverage to embarrass her, but she hasn’t heard a word from him. Does Sonny think Cyrus knew David? Sonny says, maybe, and she says, it was so many years ago; why drag it up now? He says, because she’s mayor. Cyrus likes to use people of power for his own needs. Laura says she thought that too, in the beginning, but it feels like it’s more than that. She thinks his interest in her goes beyond leverage and blackmail. Laura’s phone rings, and she says, it’s the PCPD, and steps away. Sonny’s phone rings. It’s Carly.

Diane tells Alexis, let her help, for all the times Alexis helped her. Alexis gets up, and says, she’s just drinking a bit, and they’re acting like it’s the end of the world. Who’s next? Step right up, and share their heartwarming story of their love for her. Molly asks why she’s acting this way, but Alexis says they’re the ones turning their backs on her. Molly looks at her phone, and Diane looks at hers. Molly asks if Diane is reading what she is, and Diane says, there’s been an explosion at The Floating Rib. Sam says she’s going with Diane, and tells Molly to stay with the kids. She doesn’t want Alexis near them. Diane says she’ll drive. They leave, and Alexis says Sam is worried about Jason and Danny, but doesn’t trust her. Valentin asks if they doesn’t tell her how her drinking is affecting her family.   

Julian cries over the cap, and cradles it in his arms.

Lulu asks Dante, what happened? and Dante tells her, there was an explosion; the ambulance is on the way. Sit tight. She says, Dustin, and Dante helps her up. She says, this can’t be happening. Elizabeth calls to Cameron, telling him not to move Dev; wait for the paramedics. Sparks keep happening, from the neon signs and various equipment, and Cameron says, Dev doesn’t look good. Elizabeth says, he’s in shock; keep him warm. Cameron asks how Franco is, and she says she’s trying to stop the bleeding. The first responders begin to come in, and both Elizabeth and Dante say, over here. Outside, Julian tells a fireman that his grandson is in there. He wasn’t there when it happened, but they have to find him. The fireman assures Julian that they’ll look for him. Portia tells Deanna, get the victims stabilized. Carly asks Julian, what happened? Is Dev here? Is he okay? Julian says he doesn’t know what to do. Carly grabs the cap from him, and asks why he has Danny’s cap. He says he found it, and Carly asks if Julian saw Jason with Danny inside. Did he see Danny with Jason?

Carly tells Julian to answer her question; were Jason and Danny inside? Sonny comes along, and asks what the hell Julian is doing there. He tells Carly not to worry, and she says they have to find them. Laura tells Mac that Lulu isn’t answering her phone, and she was in there. Sonny says, so is Dev. Dante asks Mac, what happened? and Mac says, it went up like a rocket. They’re getting the people out, but only first responders are allowed inside. If they want to help, please stay away; it’s too dangerous. Laura asks if anyone has come out, but Mac says, not that he knows of. She screams for Lulu, and Mac holds her to keep her from going in.

Lulu asks if Dustin is all right, and Dante holds her. We see the engagement ring in Dustin’s hand. Outside. Laura says, Lulu isn’t answering, but Mac says they’ll find her. She asks, what happened? and he says, it was an explosion of some kind. A major portion of the roof caved in, and he wonders if it’s his fault. The first responders start bringing people out. Elizabeth checks Franco’s pulse, and says his breathing is shallow, but his pulse is steady. He’s going to be okay. Franco asks where Cameron is, and she says, Cameron is okay; she’s worried about him. Cameron comes out with Dev, who’s on a stretcher. He asks if Dev will be okay, and the paramedic says they have to get him to the hospital. Sonny says, he’ll go with Dev, and tells Cameron to trust him. He leaves, and Dante brings Lulu over to Laura. Laura asks how she is, and Dante says she was unconscious when he found her, but Lulu says she’s okay. Laura says she thought she’d lost her. She has to be checked out. Lulu says, Dustin is inside, and it’s really, really bad. Laura says she’s bringing Lulu to the ER, and don’t argue. Mac says the press are there, and clamoring for answers. At the very least reassurance from the mayor. Dante says he’ll take Lulu to get checked out, and Laura says she’ll get to GH as soon as she can.  

In the ambulance, Sonny says, come on, kid. He tells Dev that he’s going to make it. He fought his way to Sonny, so he’s going to fight again. Dev thanks Sonny for giving him a family. Sonny says Dev saved his life, and saved his son’s life. He’s going to make it through this. Don’t die on him. Dev says, tell Josslyn that he’s sorry, and expires. Sonny says, damn it.

Sam says, Jason and Danny aren’t answering their phones, and asks if Mac has seen them. Mac says, sorry, and Laura tells her, Lulu is in there. She knows how Sam feels, but they’ve got to be patient. Sam starts to get hysterical, and wants to go inside, but Diane tells her not to give them another person to rescue. Let the first responders do their job. Sam sees Julian, and says, he was in there. Did he see Jason and Danny? Julian says, sorry about this, and gives her the baseball cap. She cries, and says, no! and Julian holds her.

Carly tries to call Jason, and says, he has to be okay. Sonny comes back, and tells her, Dev didn’t make it. They hug, and she says, oh my God; what happened? Sonny says Dev woke up in the ambulance long enough to thank him for giving him a family. Carly says she’s glad Sonny was with him, but Sonny says he didn’t save Dev. She says Sonny protected him for two years, and he says, she did also. She says, they all did; Josslyn, Trina, Cameron. He had friends, and Sonny gave him hope. Sonny says, he was great kid. He has to let Brando know before the media does.

Portia tells Lulu that Dustin has serious internal injuries, and needs to be stabilized. Lulu asks if she can see him, and Portia says, he’s in trauma one. Dante says Lulu needs to be checked out first, and she says she will, after she sees Dustin. He asks, what’s the point in seeing Dustin if she collapses on him? and Lulu asks if Dante would check on him. Dante says, of course (🍷). Elizabeth tells Andy that she’s sure he noticed Franco has a brain tumor, and Andy says Franco is bleeding profusely. She asks if he thinks the injury impacted the tumor in any way, and he says he has good news and bad news.

Lulu calls Mac over, and says she got word of the first casualty. He asks, who? and she says, Dev Corbin. He says, Sonny’s cousin? She nods, and he says, sorry. Laura says, what about Jason and Danny? but he says, no one’s found them yet. She asks if he has any more information on what caused it. What does he think happened? He says, it’s too soon to say. An investigator is on the way.

Sonny tells Carly that he left word for Brando to call him. He didn’t want to leave the news on voicemail. Sam and Diane join them, and Sam says she’s got to find her son. Diane says Jason took Danny to dinner there, and neither one of them are answering their phones.

Alexis tells Valentin, Sam is a clever daughter. She took away all the liquor. He asks if she’s tried the kitchen, and Molly says, it’s an intervention, and he’s enabling Alexis? Alexis suggests Molly check on Scout, and Molly says she’ll leave Alexis to self-destruct, and won’t worry about them. Valentin asks Alexis if he can read his letter first, and she lies on the couch. He sits, and puts her feet in his lap. He says, Dear Alexis… Last spring he found out his life was a lie, and she literally talked him down from the ledge. If she’d been drinking, she wouldn’t have been there, and he wouldn’t be here now. Give him a chance to return the favor. She’s a smart, beautiful woman, and even if they’re not related by blood, that doesn’t mean she’s not his sister. Please don’t drown yourself in alcohol. Love, Valentin. Little hearts pop out of my eyes because I love him so much at this moment.

Lulu tells Laura, she’s still waiting to see a doctor, and she couldn’t be with Dustin. Laura holds her, and Dante goes in to see Dustin. He asks how Dustin is doing, and Dustin tries to sit up. Dante says Dustin needs to get some strength before he has surgery. Lulu wanted to come in, but a doctor has to look at her first. Dustin asks if she’s okay, and Dante says she is. Lulu only looks fragile. She’s one of the toughest people he knows. Dustin asks Dante to promise him that he’ll be there for her, and Dante says he thinks she wants Dustin. Dustin says she needs Dante, and Dante says, okay; he’ll be there. The alarm on the monitor goes off, and Dustin starts to have a seizure. Dante yells for the doctor, and Portia runs in. She pushes Dante aside, and says, code blue. She needs a crash cart, stat. She begins to pump on Dustin’s chest. Something maybe they should have tried with Dev.

Franco asks Elizabeth about Cameron, and she says, Cameron is going to be fine. The bad news is, Franco needs surgery. The good news is they can drain the blood to keep his brain from swelling. There’s a chance they’ll have to remove a small portion of the tumor. He says, no, it’s too risky, but she says it’s the only chance he has to live. He says, it’s not about that. If there’s a chance when he comes out, that he’ll be the person he used to be, he would rather die than be that guy again.

Julian leaves a message for Cyrus, saying, Jason wasn’t the only one in the building. Jason’s son was in there as well Julian’s grandson. Sonny tells Sam to calm down, and asks how they know Danny and Jason were inside. Diane says all they know is Jason intended to take Danny to The Floating Rib, and they must have been there at some point; they found Danny’s baseball cap outside. Carly says, they could have been there and left, but Sam says, they’re not answering their phones. Where are they? Carly says, if Danny is there, Jason has him. Sam knows Jason has survived worse.

Sam waits, and Julian approaches. She asks what he wants, and he says he wants to tell her what he did. She says, now? and he says he couldn’t live with himself if he didn’t.

Franco is handed some medication, and when the nurse is gone, he gets up. He starts taking the monitor cuffs off, and Elizabeth comes in. She says, uh-uh. He’s being prepped for surgery. She signed the paperwork. She can’t let him die. He says he knows she loves him, but she needs to let him go.

Dante comes out, and Lulu asks what that sound was. Was it Dustin? What was the alarm? Dante tells her to sit down, but she says, no; just tell her. He says he’s sorry; Dustin didn’t make it. She cries, no! and says she should have been in there with him. She freaks out, and Laura holds her. I almost want to cry, and I don’t even care about these characters. Dante says Dustin’s last words were about her, and Dustin gave him this. He hands her the ring, and she cries harder.

Alexis comes out of the kitchen, and says, score! She tells Valentin, her daughter wasn’t as careful as she should have been. She found a lovely little bottle. He asks if this is her response to the sentimentality of his letter. She says she applauds his integrity. Does he want to join her? He can always leave. He says he’ll stay until they get word on Jason and Danny, and Alexis says, no matter how angry Sam makes her, she’ll never say I told you so. She knew this night was coming, and hoped she was wrong. She was hoping her grandson would grow up normal, go to college, and be what he wanted to be, but no. Sam sent him off to be with his father. Jason has admirable qualities, but he’s a magnet for danger and dangerous people. They don’t care if he lives or dies, and tonight it caught up with him. Unfortunately, he was with Danny. Valentin watches Alexis drink, and looks bored.  

Sonny tells Diane, Dev was in The Rib when it exploded. He died in the ambulance. Diane says she’s so sorry, and he asks her to go to the hospital to get the paperwork. Tell them she’s representing the family, and he’ll notify Dev’s father. He doesn’t want Brando to get a call from them. Diane says she brought Sam, and Sonny says he’ll make sure she gets home. Diane says, then she’s gone. When he hears anything about Jason and Danny, call her. He says he will, and she leaves. Sonny sees Sam talking to Julian.

Sam tells Julian, she has more important things to deal with now. She’s waiting to find out of Jason and Danny are alive. What could possibly be more important? Julian says, nothing, except she needs to hear this from him. Seeing a cop, she walks away. Carly asks the cop if everyone is out, but he says they’re still searching. Suddenly, Jason is there, and Carly hugs him. She says she knew he wasn’t dead. Why did he scare her like that? Sam comes over, and asks where Danny is, and Jason says, at the Quartermaines. He just dropped Danny off. Sam hugs him, and says he’s okay. Thank God.

Tomorrow, Alexis asks if this was part of Valentin’s plan, Maxie asks Lulu if she would have married Dustin had he survived, Sonny says it’s not supposed to go like this, and Ava asks who died tonight?

Below Deck

The 20somethings eat sushi off of a nakey girl, while Ashling cries in the laundry room that she has no underwear. Elizabeth offers hers, and Ashling says, today was a lot. In Francesca’s interview, she says it breaks her heart. Ashling’s been working hard, and she’s gone straight off the deep end. Now she’s crying in front of her boss. Francesca regrets crying in front of Captain Lee. In Eddie’s interview, he says he has to impress upon James that it’s not a vacation, and Shane needs instruction. He shouldn’t be this tired this early in the season. His back is tired from carrying everyone.

Francesca tells Elizabeth to go to bed. Primary Dax FaceTimes with (I think) his mother, and says he’s wasted bad. James wanders around, and Dax asks why a good looking guy like him is working on a yacht. He tells Francesca that James is the hottest guy on the boat, and his girlfriend wonders if she should worry. James takes down the decorations from dinner, and Dax asks who Francesca’s favorite deckhand is. She says, they all are, and James tries to flirt with her in the galley. She’s not into it, and tells Rachel that James is prodding all the time. Rachel says, people do that to avoid working.

Ashling tells Francesca that she’s feeling better after five hours sleep, but in her interview, says, still no underwear, no makeup, and no face cream. Wish her luck. Eddie finds random food on the deck, and says, it’s a mess. It’s like a Jackson Pollock painting. It’s disrespecting everyone on the crew. Eddie tells Izzy that they have to wash the cushions. A double rainbow happens, and Eddie asks Francesca if she knows what that means. She says, they’re going to have a good day? He says, it means absolutely effing nothing, and they laugh. Eddie and Izzy clean the deck, and Ashling sets the table for breakfast. Shane drinks something directly out of the blender. Rachel has Francesca push lobster benedict. Eddie tells James that the deck was an effing disaster, and asks if James looked under the table; that’s his job. Nothing was cleaned up, and it’s inexcusable. When Eddie leaves, James says he just walked in. Give him a break.

Eddie tells the guests that he’s stoked. It’s beautiful out, and jet skis are happening. A guest complains about the boat swaying, which I think boats generally do. Rachel suggests a Mexican themed picnic, and says she wants to do a barbecue for dinner, weather permitting. In Rachel’s interview, she thinks they’d enjoy dinner in the hot tub. For college kids it would be epic. They’re on a yacht in a jacuzzi, eating dinner. It sounds kind of disgusting to me, but okay. The captain talks to Eddie and Francesca about the schedule, and the guests get into their bathing suits. In Izzy’s interview, she says she was never been given the opportunity to learn, and let it fester. She needs to learn not to do that. The captain asks Francesca how Ashling is doing, and Francesca says, she’s settling in. He asks if she knows how to iron. He sees one of the guests standing on a jet ski, and says, goddam children. He laughs when the guy falls off.

Rachel says she hasn’t done a beach set up from this yacht. It’s a temporary yacht environment off the yacht, and it has to be on point. Eddie tells Izzy and Shane they’ll be going to the beach. Elizabeth tells Rachel that the guests want macaroni and cheese, and Rachel says she doesn’t mind making anything, but has no macaroni. Francesca tells Elizabeth to come to her, and not go directly to Rachel with requests. In her interview, Elizabeth says she’s having doubts about the two stripes she was given. She feels like she’s walking on eggshells. The guests are in the hot tub, and one of the guys shows them the tattoo on his butt cheek, which I could have lived without seeing. The guests whine that they’re hungry, while Shane and Izzy try to set up a canopy in the wind on the beach. Eddie asks if he can bring the guests with the food, but Izzy says they’re still setting up. The guests grumble some more about being hungry, and Captain Lee tells Eddie, double time it. In Eddie’s interview, he says, the guests are hungry and they’re behind. It makes them look like amateurs. The guests go from hungry to freaking starving, and the captain gets involved, making Eddie hustle them over to the beach.

Now on the beach, Francesca realizes the pitcher of margaritas was left behind, and calls Ashling, telling her, it’s in the galley fridge. Eddie picks it up, and the captain says, it better be full when he gets there. The guests ask for sunscreen, which has also been left behind. Shane radios Ashling. In Francesca’s interview, she says, a second stew need to show initiative. She can’t train it. The guests practice their golf swings. Elizabeth radios the boat, and asks for shot glasses and a bottle of tequila. Eddie says, seriously? After playing tequila pong, the guests want to go back, and Eddie makes his seventh trip in the tender. Izzy tells Shane about how she was paralyzed when she was in Croatia, and had to stay in the hospital for weeks. In her interview, she explains that she has Guillain-Barre syndrome, and still gets fatigue from it. Eddie praises Izzy for her hard work.

Sitting down in the crew mess, Eddie says he hasn’t even taken a piss today, and the captain radios for him. I laugh. Captain Lee asks Eddie for an assessment of the interior, and Eddie says, they lack communication. In the captain’s interview, he says, the crew can’t blame it on learning how to work with each other. They know better, and they’re not doing it, but trust him, they will. They can’t keep going like this. In the hot tub, one of the guests produces a bathtub duckie named cross-eyed Kathy. I don’t want to know. Izzy says James will do anything that moves. Ashling tells Francesca that the guests want to eat at the table, and Rachel barbecues on the upstairs deck.

No one tells Rachel about dinner being moved, and in her interview, she says, now she has to take the food to the galley, reheat, and replate it. There’s no communication, and it’s effing disappointing. Eddie says Izzy is doing great; she’s better than the other deckhands. He tells her, be confident, and let it drive her energy. The guests are met before dinner with Jell-O shots. Eddie tells James, the deck had better be spotless tonight.

In the morning Eddie says, amazing. James did his job. Rachel’s breakfast special is duck confit and Belgian waffles, her upscale version of chicken and waffles. The captain announces their final approach, and after docking, tells the deckhands, great job. He wants everyone in their whites on the aft deck in five. Dax tells them, the only thing that was less than ideal was how long it took to get to the beach. All of the meals were great, and they had a blast. He gives Captain Lee the tip envelope.

At the tip meeting, the captain says, charter two didn’t do as well, and everybody needs to step up their game. Francesca and Eddie are carrying most of the heavy workload. They need to start stepping up, or he’ll make changes. They need to work on being proactive, not reactive. They’re not on vacation, and need to start getting the job done. The tip is $12k, or $1000 each; they dodged a bullet. He tells them, get the job done or be replaced, then asks if there are any comments or complaints. Now’s the time. He gets silence. In Rachel’s interview, she says, they lack communication, but she’s giving Francesca the benefit of the doubt. She doesn’t want to burn that bridge just yet. Ashling’s suitcase shows up, and in her interview, she says, clean underwear and clean clothes. Part of her has arrived. Izzy thinks Eddie is going sew Shane’s mouth shut one morning. In Francesca’s interview, she says, to be fair, during the first charter, Elizabeth stepped up to the plate, but during the second one, she had to micromanage. Elizabeth isn’t bringing it. Where is it?   

Rachel says, it’s cocktail time, and she hasn’t even bathed, but it’s all right. She Febrezed herself. Shane does an imitation of Spicolli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and it’s spot-on. They  go to a restaurant for dinner, and at least everyone seems to be getting along – for now. In Ashling’s interview, she says, growing up, she had a higher level of maturity. She thinks Shane is on a different level. After dinner, the crew bounces to the bar next door. Shane goes over some technical stuff with Eddie, and James gets pissed because Shane is talking about work when they’re outside of work. He tries to make small talk with Ashling and Rachel, but between him getting drunk and his accent, neither one of them can understand him. They go back to the boat. Rachel gets in bed with her clothes on.

James tells Elizabeth, everyone works super hard, but they don’t enjoy themselves. She asks what he thinks the solution is, and he says he could stick the job out, but does he want to? In his interview, he says his dad forced him to go to uni, where you have to be fake and quiet. Two weeks in, he quit and did his own thing. He feels the same way right now, and doesn’t know if he can stick it out.

James talks to his mother on the phone, and in his interview, he says she loves that he’s in yachting. He doesn’t want to let her down, so he’s not going anywhere. He tells Shane that he’d gotten fed up, and Shane says James is in it. Rachel sees Elizabeth struggling with pants creases, and steps in to help, explaining she learned in the ROTC, since they got rated on their uniforms. In Elizabeth’s interview, she says she feels like Rachel is her soul sister. James asks if Shane can think of anything else they need to do before the next charter, and Shane says, take a nap. In his interview, it takes him a while to do the math, but he says he’s been working 18 hour days, and getting only 6 hours of sleep.  

Eddie looks in the cabin, and sees Shane napping in a sleep mask. Eddie says, wtf? He just found Shane napping when everyone else is working. He’s going to pay the price now.

Next time, a trial attorney charters the boat for his 50th anniversary, Izzy has to explain that she has camel toe to the captain, and Rachel loses her sh*t over there being no caviar.

⛸ Skating…

The Haves and The Have Nots is back tomorrow, and I have to jet to finish an article for https://mupoentertainment.com/theresa-krakauskas/. There will be time for tea another day, but in the meantime, stay safe, stay out of the hot tub while eating, and stay decorating early for the holidays if you want to. Normally, I’m against anything before Thanksgiving, but this year, if you need a little Christmas, go for it.

December 6, 2019 – Brook Hides Something Big, Charming Holidays, a Change in Dorinda, Brian Scores, Alexis Slammed, Matt Is Charged, Marlo Blasts Bags, Old Ways, Joe Shoulda, a Dozen Minus One Quotes & Hollis Holiday

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

 

General Hospital

Yep, it’s been that kind of week. I missed the very beginning, but nothing you can’t figure out.

Maxie tells James they need to have a talk about Peter. He’s moving in. She wants to tell James a secret. She loves Peter with all her heart.

Ned sees Franco on the terrace, and asks if he’s starting the treehouse. Franco says, there’s not a lot of time left. This morning might be all he has.

On the phone, Brook leaves a message, asking someone to call back already. She tells them not to get offended. Monica comes in, and asks if there’s something Brook wants to say. Brook says, yeah. She’s thought about it, and she didn’t steal the dinner, but who else would be motivated to do it? The kids are too young; her dad didn’t do it; Lulu was too busy fighting with her; and Olivia wouldn’t have done it. The only person unaccounted for is Monica, and Brook wants to know why.

At the hospital, Carly thanks someone for coming. Her brother’s doctor is great, but her mom doesn’t trust anyone like she does him, and it means a lot. We see she’s talking to Griff.

At home, Willow tells Chase that she forgot the dry cleaning, and forgot to tell him the wine guy called. He says the dry cleaning is in the closet, and he spoke to the wine guy. She says, then what? He says he could tell something was weighing on her. If it’s over, great. He’s not trying to get in her business, but if there’s a problem, he needs to know. She says, it is over, but she doesn’t know if it would have been a problem. It’s something they need to figure out.

Elizabeth tells Finn, whatever trouble Hayden is in, it was bad enough to leave Violet. Finn says there was a time when Hayden swore Elizabeth to secrecy. He gets that they’re sisters, but this isn’t about him; it’s about Violet. She says, if she’d heard anything, she would tell him. If Hayden reaches out to her, he’ll be the first to know. He thanks her, and she asks if he’s okay. He says he doesn’t want to mess this up. She says she knows Hayden loves Violet, and loves being a mom. The only way she would have left Violet is if she had absolute faith in him as a dad. He’s got this.

Sonny tells Jason that he knows Jason wants Sam home. Jason says the kids miss her. Danny is being brave for his sister, but it’s not fair to either one of them. Sonny gets it, but tells Jason that he has to wait. This has to be done clean. Jason says he’s doing everything he can to keep himself in check. He made a crucial mistake with Shiloh; more than once. He hoped Sam’s plan would work, and things would land the right way, but he can’t do that anymore. He has to take action. Sonny tells him, be careful.

There’s a knock at Maxie’s door, and she suggests she and James see who it is. It’s Peter, and Maxie tells him now that he lives there, he doesn’t have to knock. He tells her, old habits die hard, taking James from her and cuddling him.

Sonny says he didn’t know Carly called Griff, and she says, it was a last minute decision. Sonny tells Griff it’s good to see him, and asks how life is going. Griff says, it’s going. He’s with a group that travels to rural communities that are lacking medical care. He’s doing something he’s passionate about, and it’s helping him find his way. Sonny appreciates him coming when Carly called, and he says, Lucas was more than a colleague; he was a friend. Sonny says it’s good to have someone they trust. Griff says he’d like see the scans they’ve taken of Lucas.

Ned tells Franco that he’s kind to do this. Franco says, Oscar wanted it, and asked him and Jason to finish it. It’s one of the last things he can do as Drew for Drew.

Monica tells Brook that she wanted Drew to experience his one and only Quartermaine Thanksgiving, and see what his family would have been like if things were different. Brook knows well that they never serve turkey or get along. She had to insure that there was pizza and conflict. Brook says, so Monica stole the dinner and framed her, as a gift to someone who probably won’t remember it in a couple hours? Monica says she did. Olivia comes in, and says she owes Brook an apology. She ran into Epiphany who thanked her for the delicious turkey dinner the staff got on Thanksgiving. It occurred to her it probably wasn’t Brook who donated the food to the hospital. Monica says she can explain, but Brook says, Olivia’s apology is cool and all, but she did it.

Brook says she’s been gone a long time; she missed the family. Olivia says, so she swiped everything from Thanksgiving dinner. Brook says, it’s a Quartermaine tradition to have pizza. The turkey had to go, and she thought the staff at the hospital could use some real food. It felt like a way to kill two birds with one stone, literally. Olivia says, and it caused a family fight, and Brook says, also a Quartermaine tradition. She admits she did it, and she won’t apologize. She has no regrets. Olivia appreciates the sentiment, but thinks there was a better way to handle it. She could have asked Olivia to donate some food, instead of blindsiding her. Brook says, then they wouldn’t have had the huge epic family free-for-all. Olivia enjoyed it as much as she did. Olivia says Brook hasn’t seen the half of it. She leaves, and Monica tells Brook, very noble. What’s it going to cost her?

Ned’s phone rings. It’s Lois, and he says he has to take it. Franco picks up some boards, and says, see you later. Ned thanks Lois for calling back. He was hoping she could tell him what’s going on with their daughter.

At the MetroCourt, Robert tells Anna, something is off about Peter. Anna says, aside from Peter being Faison’s son? and Robert says if she wants to deny what’s in front of her face about Finn, that’s up to her, but if she denies what’s in her heart, it might come back to bite her.

Peter goes to the hospital, and finds Elizabeth. He says he wanted to check in with her. He knows Franco’s procedure is today. Elizabeth asks if he’s looking for a story, but he says, no. He and Maxie saw Andre, and he told them about it. Andre didn’t give details, but said one personality will cease to exist, so he felt compelled apologize for his part in starting the whole thing. She says Drew had no memory of the original procedure; what part could he have possibly played in it? None of it is his fault. He says he was there when Andre created the memory map of Drew. If he’d made different choices, Elizabeth wouldn’t be in the position she is. She says she’s been thinking about that, and she has no one else she can say this to…

Willow tells Chase, first, everything is fine, and there’s nothing to worry about, but for a few days, she thought she might be pregnant. He says, oh wow, and she says, oh wow good or oh wow bad? He says, oh wow, why wouldn’t she tell him?

Sonny is surprised Carly reached out to Griff. She says if Griff hadn’t been available, she would have been begging Patrick. Lucas’s doctor is great, but they don’t know him. They have no history with him, and they don’t know if he’ll be honest with them, and she needs that. Sonny says, until you know the truth of what you’re facing, it’s impossible to know the next step you need to take. Griff comes out, and says he saw Lucas, and went over all the tests. Carly says, it’s bad, isn’t it? and Griff says her brother’s condition is extremely serious.

Griff says the accident severely injured Lucas’s brain function. He’s responding to pain stimuli, and Griff likes that there’s activity, but the damage is severe. They’re really at the wait and see stage. He says, if it’s any reassurance, he went through every step, and there’s nothing he would change. Lucas has the best possible care. Carly says, it is reassuring. She’ll give her mom the update. She leaves, and Sonny says he appreciates Griff coming back. Griff says he thinks about Sonny all the time, and Sonny’s father. He asks how Mike is, and Sonny says he’s doing all right, but recently he slipped again. Griff is sorry to hear that, and Sonny says he knows Griff has a lot on his plate, but is there any way he can look at Mike’s labs? Sonny would feel more comfortable to hear what’s going on from Griff. Geez, never mind the mule, just load the wagon.

Anna tells Robert, they had this conversation before she left. She’ll always love him; they share a bond that can’t be broken, but don’t run her life. He says that’s not what he’s doing, and she says, it’s exactly what he’s doing. If he doesn’t like Peter’s father, he can’t be objective. Robert says, it’s more than Faison, and she says, if you dig deep enough, you can find the flaws in anyone. He needs to look at the positive. Peter is building a wonderful life, and Maxie loves him. He says, Maxie’s taste in men is suspect. Remember Spinelli? Anna says they’ll have to agree to disagree. For the sake of all the things they share, don’t push her on this. He says he won’t have to. She’s too smart not see the truth, especially when it’s staring her in the face. Violet runs up to them, and Finn and Anna smile at each other.

Lulu says she’s brought a housewarming present, since Peter is moving in. Maxie says Peter isn’t there, so they’ll open it when he gets back. She almost sets it down, then says she promises to rewrap it. She tells Lulu that both she and Peter put James down for a nap together. It was sweet. Peter read James a story, and it was so domestic. Then Chase walked in with his boxers on fire, and they put it out with a juice box. Lulu says, that’s nice, and Maxie asks, what’s up? Lulu says, Brook Lynn Ashton is back in town.

Brook says it’s not going to cost Monica anything. She’s happy to be home. Monica asks if anyone has told Brook how much she reminds them of her grandmother. Tracy was never nicer than when she was trying to cover up a disaster of her own making. She can’t wait to find out what Brook is up to. Brook asks if Monica doesn’t trust her, and Monica says, she’s a Quartermaine through and through. Of course, she doesn’t trust her.

Willow says she and Chase haven’t talked about having kids, and they’re using birth control, which must be working. She was late, so she took a pregnancy test. It was negative, so it turned into a non-situation. She realizes they’re in a relationship… Chase says, a serious relationship. Willow says, maybe it’s time to figure out how they feel about kids. He says, okay, and asks if she wants him to go first. She does, and he says what he can tell her is, when she said she thought she was pregnant, and found out she wasn’t, he felt two things at the same time – relief and disappointment.

Ned finds Jason inside, and asks if he’s looking for Monica. Jason says he’s looking for Ned. He needs a favor. He shows Jason a paper, and asks if he recognizes any of the names. Ned says he recognizes all three, but he’s had the most contact with Chip Jones; he’s an associate. Jason says he was hoping Ned could help him out with them. Ned assumes they’re a parole board, and Jason says, Sam’s hearing is tomorrow. Does Ned think they’ll be fair? Ned knows Jason doesn’t have faith in the justice system, but for what it’s worth, they’re decent, discerning guys. If Sam deals fairly with them, they’ll deal fairly with her. But having said that, he makes no guarantees. Jason appreciates the information. Ned says, if Jason isn’t busy, Franco is out back, finishing the treehouse. Maybe he could help.

Violet says she’s there for a treat, Robert suggests they go to the bar, and see what trouble they can get into. Violet asks if she can go, and Finn says he guesses they can trust this guy. He tells her, have fun, but not too much fun. He sits with Anna, and she says Robert is being a huge pain about Peter, when Peter is just trying to live his life. It’s so frustrating, and the worst part is, she lets it get to her. He’s been like this since the beginning of time. Why is it so difficult? She asks if Finn is listening, and he says, sorry; what? She asks if he’s all right, and he says he’s just looking at Violet having the time of her life.

Chase says he’s seen Willow with Wiley and the kids in her class, and knows she’d make an amazing mother. He can’t imagine anything more incredible than being parents together someday. But they’re not in the place – at least he’s not – where he’s ready to start a family. In some ways though, they’d be lucky if it just happened, and the decision was taken out of their hands. All they could do is love the kid. She smiles, and says she was thinking the same thing. They hug.

Lulu says Maxie can’t imagine how bitchy Brook was. Brook tried to seduce her husband, then called her out for not being supportive of Dante, and moving on with Dustin. Lulu told Brook, Dante abandoned her, and guess who walked in? Maxie says, not Olivia? and Lulu says the last thing she wanted was open warfare with Rocco’s grandmother, but that’s what Brook is going to cause.

Carly tells Sonny, when the best neurosurgeon says everything is being done right, that’s something. Sonny says he asked if Griff would look at his dad’s labs. Does she think that’s bad? She says she thinks it’s great.

Chase says, Willow’s turn, and Willow says, when she realized she was late, she thought about being pregnant. She felt mostly like him, that it’s not exactly the right time. In this period of their lives, they’re young, in love, and free, but at the same time, if it happens, it happens. If it’s not a decision they made, then it’s a happy accident. They would love the baby. She’s both sad and relieved, but what it made her realize is how much she really does want to be a mom, and she might be more ready than she thought she was.

Jason finds Franco on the terrace, and says he was just talking to Ned. Franco says, Oscar didn’t like leaving anything unfished, and Jason says he can finish it. Franco has his word. Franco says, if everything goes according to plan, he wants to thank Jason for saying it should be up to him. Jason says what he’s doing is a big deal. Franco means a lot to Elizabeth and the boys. Franco says he thought Jason couldn’t stand Franco, and Jason says, but Jake is different. He loves his son, and if Franco important to him, that’s just how it is. They wish each other good luck.

Lulu tells Maxie, the next time Brook launches a verbal grenade, she’s going to brush it off. Maxie suggests Lulu find out why Brook is throwing it; figure out what she’s covering up. Then she’ll have all the ammunition she needs. Maxie gets a call from her mom, and says, oh my God, is he okay? She asks if she can bring James over, and says she’ll drop him off on her way. Lulu says on her way where? and Maxie says, Lucas was in a car accident.

Elizabeth tells Peter that her head is all over the place. She’s scared, nervous, and hopeful. It’s what she wanted and pushed for; to get Franco back. Peter says Franco is her husband. She says, from the beginning, she knew there were one in four chances of the outcome she wants. Out of the other three, one is unthinkable, and the other two, he stays Drew. The odds aren’t good, and she’s preparing herself in case Franco doesn’t come back. She’ll need to find the courage to let him go.

On the phone again, Brook tells someone to stop calling. She’s sick of their harassment. Ned asks who’s harassing her, and she says, it’s nothing. He says, it didn’t sound like it; let him help. She tells him to leave her alone. Olivia comes in, and says, apparently, Lucas was in a serious car accident. Brook asks if he’s okay, but Olivia doesn’t know. He’s in a medically induced coma. (I might hazard a guess that that’s definitely not okay.) Brook jets, and Ned tells Olivia, Lucas and Brook were good friends in high school. He hopes Lucas is all right. Olivia agrees, and says it looked like she walked in on something kind of big. Ned says, not kind of; she did.

Griff tells Sonny, he went over Mike’s tests. It’s impossible to predict what will happen, but Mike is experiencing significant deterioration in his cognitive function. His condition is extremely complicated, but he doesn’t think Mike will recognize them or his current situation much longer. Carly says they’re approaching the end. Griff wishes that wasn’t the case, and Sonny says he’d give anything for more time. Whatever it costs, he’ll do it.

Griff says there’s a study on enzymes in Sweden. He can write a recommendation, but he’s not sure it will do Mike any good. His condition is too far along. Sonny asks, what’s money for? All the sacrifices he’s made, the long shots he’s been paid for. If he has the means, he’ll spend the money. Get Mike in, and Sonny will find out how to get him there.

Chase says, things just got real, and Willow asks if it scared him. He says, no. He’s happy they’re being honest. Willow says, if she’s honest with herself. She can’t say how much of her wants a baby, and how much is longing for Wiley. Knowing he’s in a happy home with two dads who love him; she did the right thing giving him up. Chase says it doesn’t mean she loves Wiley any less, and Willow says she doesn’t want to make the mistake of filling the void Wiley left. Any future child is theirs, and she wants to get it clear in her head before she thinks of getting pregnant. He takes her hands in his, and says he loves her. She’s beautiful and kind, courageous, and her nose crinkles in a cute way when she tastes something she doesn’t like. He knows what a great person she is, and what a great mom she’ll be. He’d like to have kids with her. Someday, when they’re more settled in their lives. He kisses her, and says, not to mention, the stage they’re in is not a bad place to be. They should enjoy it. They kiss.

Brook is already at the hospital when Maxie and Lulu arrive. She says now they show up. They wasted a trip, since it’s just immediate family. Lulu says Brook isn’t family; they’re his cousins. Brook says, like some people, she doesn’t jump ship when her loved ones are in trouble.

Olivia tells Ned, there’s no denying Brook is more like her mother now. He says that’s what he called Lois to find out. Olivia asks, what’s going on? and Ned says, it turns out, Brook is hiding something big.

Monica comes out on the terrace, where Jason is looking at the treehouse. She says, looks great, and  Jason says he added the door; Franco did the rest. She wishes they could have spent more time together. When Drew finally grasped the fact that he was living at the expense of Franco and the people who love him, he knew he couldn’t do it. It just wasn’t in him. He reminds her of Jason. Jason says, he did the right thing, and she says she’s going to miss him. Jason says, he knows, and puts his arm around her.

Franco comes out of the elevator at the hospital. He looks at Elizabeth.

Anna says, for all Robert’s faults – and he has many – he’s wonderful with children. He thinks he is one. When Robin was a little girl, it was like magic; shocking given what a curmudgeon he is. Finn goes over to where Robert and Violet are at the bar, and asks, what’s that? Violet says, a milkshake, and Finn says, before lunch? Robert says, milk is great for the bones. Finn says Robert is good with her, and Robert says, having a daughter is the greatest experience in his life. Plus, he’s pretty good with the women.

Peter blows through the MetroCourt, phone to his ear. Anna sees him, but he doesn’t see her. He goes into an adjacent hallway, and says they know what needs to be done. Kill Andre, kill Franco, eliminate them both. As long as the procedure doesn’t happen. He turns around, and Anna is there.

On Monday, Anna thinks there’s something on Peter’s mind, Valentin asks if Ava gave Nina anything useful, and Ava says, oh my God.

🎄 Traditional Charm…

Kathryn is incredibly stylish. I’m sure she’ll come up with something great.

https://pagesix.com/2019/11/27/kathryn-dennis-plans-to-make-new-holiday-traditions-this-year/

👩 Out Of Context…

Dorinda looks like a totally different person.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-york-city/lookbook/dorinda-medley-brunette-hair-color-for-jez-magazine?cid=soc_tw_Bravo_RHONY_Lookbook

🚤 Unlike Ashton…

It looks like Brian doesn’t have to work so hard.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/is-brian-de-saint-pern-dating-below-deck-charter-guest-kimberley-kirk?cid=soc_tw_Bravo_BelowDeck_WWHL_Dish 

🚮 But Isn’t It Their Job…?

If you can now shame your boss for making you work, I should go back to 9 to 5.

https://pagesix.com/2019/11/29/ex-rhoc-star-alexis-bellino-slammed-for-calling-out-maids/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=pagesixdaily&utm_content=20191130&tpcc=pagesix_daily&mpweb=755-8427704-711673032

👎 He’s Gone With the Wind…

And not so fabulous.

https://pagesix.com/2019/11/29/kenya-moores-ex-matt-jordan-charged-for-assaulting-current-girlfriend/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=pagesixdaily&utm_content=20191130&tpcc=pagesix_daily&mpweb=755-8427704-711673032

🍑 Is She Even a Cast Member…?

As far as I know, she doesn’t hold a peach.

https://pagesix.com/2019/11/28/rhoa-star-marlo-hampton-blasts-castmates-fake-purses/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=pagesixdaily&utm_content=20191129&tpcc=pagesix_daily&mpweb=755-8425251-711673032

🏂 Cold School…

I’ll just say it. Dolores is annoying as hell.

https://pagesix.com/2019/11/28/dolores-catania-doesnt-ask-teresa-giudice-about-husband-joe-because-shes-old-school/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=pagesixdaily&utm_content=20191129&tpcc=pagesix_daily&mpweb=755-8425251-711673032

😠 Dad Has Her Back…

I don’t blame him. Juicy Joe should have known better.

https://people.com/tv/rhonj-teresa-giudice-dad-slams-joe-for-not-becoming-us-citizen/

🎐 Quotes of the Week

We are not permitted to choose the frame of our destiny. But what we put into it is ours. – Dag Hammarskjold

It’s amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday.John Guare

That was a nightmare. – son of a hoarder, Hoarding: Buried Alive

If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you. – A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

My boy, one small breeze doesn’t make a wind storm. – John McGraw

Principals have principles. – Stewart (Taran Killiam), Night School

You know it’s bad when New Yorkers are looking at you like you’re weird. – Dean Hashim, 90 Day Fiancé: Pillow Talk

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.Helen Keller

If you don’t want me to open my mouth, don’t give me those five shots of tequila. – Jennifer Aydin, Real Housewives of New Jersey

True beauty, the kind that doesn’t fade or wash off, takes time.Amy Harmon

My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice. – J.K. Rowling

🎁 It’s Seriously On…

Oh how I dread even thinking of Christmas shopping, but unless you want to be one of those (mostly men) people who look like deer in headlights on Christmas Eve, it’s time to start getting on it. Since the dead aren’t walking anywhere, except to the mall, to see you off on your weekend, is one of my favorite Christmas songs.