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December 19, 2025 – GH Weekdays, Willow’s Trial Begins, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, To Be Watched Later, Best In Film, On the Move, Final Liftoff, Some Holiday Cheer, 10 Worthy Quotes & Wrapping

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🥢 Weekday Bites…                                                                        

Monday: 

Tracy returned and told Brook that she was a new woman. She wasn’t even upset no one was at her homecoming. Brook said they were giving her and Ned space. There was something important they had to discuss. Ned asked if he was hearing the dulcet tones of his mother, and they hugged. Tracy asked what she’d missed.

At the hospital, Britt asked Emma how Rocco was holding up. Emma had gotten him into this mess and might know if he needed anything. She wanted to help. Emma said she was the last person to buy Britt’s act.

Sonny went to Turner’s office and said he was surprised she’d called him in. She said it was unorthodox, but she was only doing this because of him.

Dante told Nathan there was no sign of Valentin, and Charlotte said they were wasting their time. Her dad wasn’t coming to get her.

Lulu told Rocco to change his shoes. The last thing they wanted people to think was that he wasn’t taking court seriously. Dante would be taking him to court. Rocco said, no, he wouldn’t be.

Laura met Sidwell at the MetroCourt Gardens and asked what the point was of having Boyle as a go-between if he was going to parade her around in public.

Jack told Josslyn that he needed the information Valentin had on Sidwell and the Five Poppies. He needed to talk to Valentin’s lawyer.

While Carly was on the phone saying she wasn’t coming in to work, Valentin looked through Sonny’s old kitchen for coffee. He asked if she had a French press, and said she could go to work, but she said she wasn’t leaving him alone in her house.

Gio welcomed Tracy home, and she said she had a wonderful time, but it was good to be back. Gio said he got everything on Brook’s grocery list. Tracy asked if they were opening a juice bar, and Gio said they loved kale. Tracy said nobody loved kale, and if they said that, they were lying. Gio left to get another bag, and Ned said he was changing his diet because of a health scare. He’d had a heart attack.

Emma said Britt hadn’t wanted kids and the only reason she got pregnant was to trap Emma’s dad. Stop acting like Rocco’s mom. Britt said she cared about Rocco, and Emma said, if she did, she’d leave him alone. If she wanted to help somebody, stick with her patients. Wait. She couldn’t see patients anymore. She was a paper pusher who lived above a diner. Britt said, temporarily, and Emma said, whatever Britt needed to tell herself.

Rocco told Lulu that he’d accept his punishment, but when was his dad going to accept that the break-in wasn’t Gio’s idea? Dante walked in.

Danny joined Charlotte and said they were going to court to support Rocco. Nathan said that would be a bad way to do it.

Sonny said maybe Dalton was scared and skipped town, but Turner said it was odd that he vanished with no paper trail. He said, you never knew what people were capable of when their backs were against the wall, and she said, present company included? He asked if she was insinuating he had something to do with Dalton’s disappearance. It was good for his grandson, but also good for her. Why waste time when they both knew Dalton lied and Rocco served his time? Do him and herself a favor and tell the judge she wanted to drop the charges.

Laura congratulated Sidwell. He’d won. She was under his thumb. But if he continued to broadcast their association, she’d be run out of office. The public knew what she thought of him. She’d been honest and transparent about her distaste for him. Keep Boyle as his messenger and keep his distance from her. He told her, don’t worry. It wouldn’t be a regular occurrence. This was a special occasion – he drummed on the table and said, drumroll – he was buying Sonny’s piers. All that was left was her full endorsement of the sale.

As Valentin rooted around for cereal and milk, Carly said he couldn’t mill around her house. He was a fugitive who’d committed treason and she wasn’t risking him ordering pizza and getting caught. He said he wasn’t enjoying this. His daughter was being watched, and he was stuck there with her because he made the mistake of trusting Jack.

Josslyn asked who Valentin’s lawyer was, and Jack said, a woman named Barbara Saunders. She’d visited Valentin twice in Steinmauer, but they hadn’t been able to track her down. Josslyn suggested she was in hiding, but he said he didn’t think she ever really existed.

Ned said thank God Gio found him. Gio saved his life. Tracy said she’d speak to his doctor and surgeon, and Brook said she’d get their numbers, but they said Ned was making a great recovery. Ned said the whole family took wonderful care of him, and Tracy said no one called her. She would have come home immediately… Oh. He didn’t want her there.

Felicia asked if Emma heard from her grandmother, but Emma said, not since Thanksgiving. Felicia said she was worried, but Emma said her grandmother could take care of herself. She was more worried about Gio and could use Felicia’s advice. Gio and his dad had a fight, and she wanted to be supportive without egging it on. She didn’t know how to help, but thought Felicia did.

Jack said Saunders’s ID was solid enough to get her in, but it was fake, and Josslyn said she thought they had facial recognition. Jack said, of course (🍷) they did, but Saunders was wearing glasses that had sophisticated infrared technology, and all the video footage was useless. Josslyn said, Saunders would have had to have an accomplice, and he said, find the woman, find Valentin. She said she’d get on it, and he told her to stay in touch with security at Steinmauer. She said she was on her way to her mom’s house, and he said he wanted a full report. She said she’d report on her mom’s safety, but her mom was entitled to her privacy.

Valentin said Jack left him holding the bag, and Charlotte was left twisting in the wind. That’s why he left Charlotte with Lulu. Carly said he did the right thing leaving Charlotte with her mother. Lulu was a great mom. She knew he loved Charlotte and would never poison her against him. And for what it was worth (🍷), Charlotte seemed to be thriving. Valentin said she was, but she needed him. If Carly needed him, he’d be in the attic. He left carrying his bowl of cereal along with the box.

Nathan told Charlotte and Danny that Rocco had a lot at stake. It wouldn’t be the smartest move for his co-conspirators to cheer him from the sidelines. Sometimes the best way to support someone was to stay out of it.

Rocco said he thought his mom was taking him, and Dante was looking after Charlotte. Lulu said he needed to change shoes and he went upstairs. Dante said Rocco would be fine, and Lulu said, not because of anything he was doing. He needed to wake up.

Laura said she’d opposed Measure C, but Sidwell said she’d opposed the Eminent Domain seize. She was all for free enterprise. She’d hold a press conference to announce the deal and make it clear that she looked forward to the new ownership. It was for the greater good. Local economics would improve and the city would benefit from reduced crime. And she’d take the credit. Everyone knew she had a close relationship with Sonny, and she’d make it clear that a deal had been brokered where everyone walked away happy. Except him. She drove a hard bargain. Doc came in and said he was glad they were both still there. He sat down, and Sidwell said it was a private conversation, but Doc said Laura was his wife and he wasn’t leaving.

Ned told Tracy that it had been his decision. He knew she’d get scared, and when she got scared, she picked fights with Olivia. Tracy said she never would… Maybe once. Ned wasn’t allowed to die before her. He said he had no intention of it. What was important was his family, including her. That’s why he was changing his ways for them.

Lulu said Dante and Rocco were in a bad place. Put it aside for today even if Rocco couldn’t. He was a teenager who thought Dante wasn’t treating his brother right. Rocco had more interest in fighting with him than thinking about his future. What if he defied Dante and took on more responsibility for the break-in? Dante said Sonny would be there and Rocco wouldn’t act out, but Lulu said she couldn’t take that chance. Dante was staying with Charlotte, and she was taking Rocco to court.

Turner said she couldn’t drop the case, and Sonny said she told him that she wouldn’t use Rocco against him. She said she wasn’t. Rocco was also the mayor’s grandson and if she showed preferential treatment to either of them, it could be considered corruption. Ric came in and asked if everything was all right, and Turner said she was explaining the laws Rocco broke to a concerned grandfather. Ric said Sonny wasn’t a lawyer. They wanted to see justice served and there were reasonable terms to be found. The disappearance of her only witness didn’t speak well of her case. She had no real evidence and would be locking up an innocent kid. At this stage of her career, was it what she wanted to be known for? Turner said, let’s go see a judge.

Walking into Sonny’s old kitchen, Josslyn said she went to the Christmas market and got an angel for Carly’s tree. She wanted to stay over on Friday, and they could have a Christmas cookie holiday party. Carly said she’d love nothing more, but Josslyn wasn’t coming over because of the holiday. Josslyn wanted to protect her.

Britt’s phone rang and she asked who it was and what they wanted. Jack said it was Jack Brennan from the WSB. He’d like her to come down to the office for a chat. It wasn’t a request. He could and would send agents if he had to.

Laura said she had no idea Doc would be joining them, and Doc said he didn’t think she should face her extortionist alone. Sidwell asked what he was talking about, and Laura said Doc knew everything. Doc said they didn’t keep secrets, and Sidwell said, wonderful. One of those kinds of marriages. How unfortunate.

Emma said Mac and Cody managed to make peace, and Felicia said that was true. No matter what they said, they loved each other. Emma said she thought Dante and Gio wanted a relationship, but neither one was willing to admit it, and Felicia said, Mac kept Cody at a distance because he was hurt. Cody knew he’d screwed up and said a relationship with his father was unnecessary. Emma said, Gio told her that Dante didn’t respect him, but that was okay because he didn’t want anything to do with Dante. How did Mac and Cody bridge the gap? Felicia said, James did all the work.

Lulu and Rocco found Sonny in Turner’s office, and he said Ric and Turner were in with the judge. It may not go their way, but Rocco needed to be respectful and polite. Don’t offer any information and don’t argue. Ric and Turner came back, and Ric said he got the terms of their plea agreement.  

Dante said Lulu tended to lead with her heart, but Nathan said she wouldn’t have signed up for it if she didn’t know how to handle it. Dante said, if it didn’t go their way, it was because of him.

Charlotte said Nathan was right. She and Danny would just be a distraction. Danny said they were only in this mess because they wanted to make a difference, and she said she wanted to help Rocco before she went away. Danny asked where she was going.

Josslyn said, two things could be true. She could want more time with her family and be concerned that the man who tried to kill Carly escaped. Carly said if Valentin came to Port Charles, it would be to see Charlotte, not her. That wasn’t going to happen. Josslyn said, then what was wrong with having a party? and Carly said Friday was the PCU Holiday Concert. Josslyn and Trina always went together, and Josslyn should have fun with her friends. She and Donna could come over during the weekend and bake cookies. Her sister would love nothing more than to decorate her place for the holiday. Josslyn said, sounds great.

Jack thanked Britt for coming, but she said she had no choice. He said the WSB was investigating the research of Professor Dalton, and she’d said she was just a guest at the Five Poppies. But since then, they’d learned that Professor Dalton was funneling data to someone at the resort. She wasn’t a guest. She was working at the lab. Now that Professor Dalton was gone, she was all they had left.

Emma asked how James helped, and Felicia said Cody saved him from drowning. In that moment, Cody and Mac saw past their pride and saw each other. Cody saw Mac as a loving father, and Mac realized, despite Cody’s screw ups, he was always trying to do better. Emma said both Gio and Dante had legitimate reasons to be angry, but neither was willing to meet the other halfway. They needed something to unite them. Felicia said, a common cause, something they could put aside their differences for.

Brook asked how the omelet was, and Ned said, fine, but it would be better with cheese. First the BLT, now the cheddar. He didn’t know if he’d live longer, but it would sure feel like it. Brook suggested he take his nap, and Tracy said he had to follow the rules. She’d make sure he did naptime. She and Ned left.

Dante told Nathan that he wanted to be the dad he never had, but Rocco brought up how Dante wasn’t around for a bit when he was younger. He’d thought it was best for Rocco and Lulu if he was far away from them and that was wrong. He didn’t know how much if affected his son until Rocco let him know. Nathan said he could see how much Dante loved Rocco, but Dante said that didn’t change the fact he wasn’t there when Rocco needed him most. Now Rocco was pushing him away.

Turner said the judge was willing to accept one of two options. The first was Rocco being incarcerated for 30 days. Ric said, or a suspended sentence in exchange for 500 hours of community service. The judge left it in the acting ADA’s hands. Lulu asked what Turner decided, and Turner said, that depended on Rocco.

Charlotte said Danny had to promise not to say a word, and Danny promised. She said she might be leaving Port Charles wither her dad. Danny said her dad was a fugitive, and she said she got a signal from him. He told her to wait. Her mom tried to make her promise not to leave, but she couldn’t lie about that. He asked if she was sure she wanted to leave, and she said she didn’t know what she wanted.

Valentin said he saw Josslyn leave. He thought she’d stay longer. Carly said that was the plan, but she didn’t want to risk Josslyn finding him and she knew it hurt Josslyn to lie to her. Valentin asked, where’s Donna? and she said, at school. Was her daughter at risk? If she was, he needed to tell her. He owed her that. He said the only one that was at risk besides him was Jack, and she said prove it by telling her how to get Josslyn out of the WSB and Jack out of their lives for good.

Jack asked if Sidwell’s associates were leaning on Britt, but Britt said she didn’t know those people. He said, save the stonewalling. He knew Sidwell’s work was continuing in Port Charles. She had access to Dalton’s lab and there was surveillance footage everywhere, even the college campus. They wanted the data, research and development. If she didn’t give it to him, he’d tell Sidwell that she was working for them the entire time.

Sidwell said they’d reached an agreement, and anyone interfering with it would receive negative ramifications. And he wasn’t talking about the political arena. Laura said she agreed with the understanding that they wouldn’t deal face to face, but he said it was a special occasion, and it wasn’t like she had a choice. Doc said she did. She could call his bluff.

Sidwell said Laura would have a lot to answer for if she came forward, and Doc said she’d lose her political career and possibly her freedom, but there was no underestimating the goodwill she garnered from the people of Port Charles, and there were lines she didn’t cross. If she was forced to turn herself in, she’d have his full support. Sidwell said he appreciated Doc’s candor, so he’d respond in kind. He needed Sonny and needed Doc’s wonderful wife, but he didn’t need Doc. It was lovely chatting with them, and he looked forward to Laura’s press conference. He left, and Laura told Doc that she loved him so much right now. Don’t ever do that again.

Rocco told Turner that he thought Professor Dalton was hurting animals, but he was wrong. Even if he hadn’t been wrong, he had no right to trespass. He never meant to cause trouble. He didn’t realize how his actions could impact others, but he should have. He was truly sorry and accepted the consequences, whatever they may be. Turner thanked him for his impressive statement. The law would be satisfied with 500 hours community service.

Tracy said despite his complaining, Ned quickly fell asleep, and Brook said, he needed rest. Tracy thanked them for taking good care of Ned. Ned owed everything to Gio. Gio said he was just in the right place at the right time, but she said it was more than that. It made her happy to see Gio and Brook getting along so well. Gio said they may have worked out a few things, when Emma came in. She said it was good to see Tracy, but she was hoping to talk to Gio about Rocco. Gio asked if something was wrong, and Emma said if he wanted to make it better for Rocco, find a way to make up with Dante.

Nathan suggested the way Dante was handling it wasn’t working and he should go back to basics. He loved Rocco and wanted things to be okay. All he needed to do was make it happen. Dante asked what he needed to do.

Danny said being on the run was so tough. His mom told him stories. Charlotte said it was hard, but could also be exciting and fun. She’d miss Port Charles. Her father had been the only person she could count on, but now she had her mom, school, him, and Rocco. She’d miss them if she had to leave.

Britt said if Jack outed her, he’d let the bad guys know the WSB was watching. He needed her and she didn’t appreciate threats. If she risked her life smuggling data from Sidwell to the WSB, it would cost them. She wanted her medical license back. Jack said he had no pull with the AMA, and she said, then get some. That was the only way she was cooperating. She left.

Valentin told Carly that he didn’t think they could get Josslyn out of the WSB… yet. But he thought they could get Jack to stop exploiting her. They were investigating Sidwell’s development of dangerous and illegal technology, and when Jack wanted something, he stopped at nothing to get it. They needed to make sure that Faison’s final project was exposed and Jack was held responsible. He’d be prosecuted for his various transgressions and go to prison for a very, very long time. Carly asked how they could be sure he went down for something he had nothing to do with, and Valentin said he didn’t think they had to do anything. Jack would do what he always did – find himself in the middle. And when he did, they would be ready.  

Tuesday:

Rocco came home, and Lulu told Dante and Charlotte that he got 500 hours of community service. Dante said that was literally the best case scenario, and tried to hug Rocco, but Rocco shrugged him off. He said that until Dante could hug his brother too, he wasn’t interested.

Nina thanked Jack for seeing her, and he said a meeting with her was next on his list. She was going to help him find Valentin.

Tracy asked Brook where the things were that she sent to Lulu’s during Ronnie’s temporary occupation, and Brook said there had been a little hiccup – Drew.

Michael met Josslyn at the MetroCourt Gardens, and she said she wouldn’t stop worrying about their mom until Valentin was found. Michael said, in the meantime, she could hover over him. Everything was riding on Willow’s trial tomorrow. Josslyn said, speak of the devil, when Drew and Willow walked in.

Tracy asked how it happened, and Brook said they had movers booked to return the items, when Drew intercepted them. Tracy asked if she was saying that the family heirlooms were at Drew’s house absorbing evil. Why didn’t someone get them back? Brook said, Ned had a heart attack, and getting back her tchotchkes was low on the list. Tracy said they weren’t tchotchkes. They were family mementos and she wanted them back now.

Josslyn suggested finding the hostess, but Michael said he didn’t want to cause a scene. That’s what Dew wanted. If they wanted to parade themselves around and be stared at, let them.

Willow wondered if this was a good idea, but Drew said he wanted to show the world that he loved his wife and supported her. She had nothing to be ashamed of. She said she felt uncomfortable, but he told her to show she wasn’t intimidated. It took their power away and they could enjoy themselves in the process.

Lulu said Rocco wasn’t being fair, but Rocco said he didn’t care. Lulu said, now that the ordeal was finally over, they should be celebrating, and Rocco said he’d celebrate in his room. He went upstairs, and Dante said he didn’t want to be the reason Rocco was in his room. He was going to the station.

Nina asked how Jack expected her to help find Valentin, and Jack said she’d been married to him and they remained close. She was one of the few he appeared to trust. Taking Valentin back into custody was the only way to insure no one was hurt or killed. Nina said she wasn’t doing Jack a favor until he made good on the one he already owed her.

Drew’s phone rang, and he stepped away. Tracy said she believed he had items that belonged to her, but he said he had just as much right to them, and possession was nine-tenths of the law. The items were staying with him. He hung up, and Tracy told Brook what Drew said. He didn’t know who he was dealing with, but he was about to find out. Brook suggested they call one of the lawyers in the morning, but Tracy said she wanted her family’s property back now and knew exactly how she was going to get it.

Lulu asked how Charlotte was holding up, but Charlotte said Lulu didn’t need to worry about her. She didn’t need the extra attention. There were already too many people watching her every move. She was starting to feel like a prisoner. Lulu said they were concerned her father would show up, but Charlotte said he wasn’t stupid and would never approach her that way. Lulu asked if she’d been in contact with him.

Nina said when Jack asked her to help facilitate a meeting between Charlotte and Valentin, she did. In exchange, he’d promised her a favor and she was still waiting. He said the game had changed. Valentin was on the run. He wasn’t saying he wouldn’t help, just that he didn’t have to. What did she want?  

Willow said it was hard to sit there with Michael and Josslyn glaring at them. Michael spent every day with her kids and who knew what he was telling them. She wasn’t even allowed to see them. Drew said they were just trying to upset her and throw her off her game with the trial coming up, and she said it was working. He suggested instead of taking it, they address the situation, and let her over to Michael’s table. He told Michael and Josslyn that they just wanted to say hello. They understood tensions were running high with the trial coming up, but the restaurant was big enough for all of them and shouldn’t be a problem. Michael said he had no objection to them being there, but he did object to Willow showing up at his home for a clandestine visit with the kids that she knew she wasn’t supposed to have.

Martin said he didn’t appreciate being summoned, and Tracy wondered if he’d appreciate going to prison. Her snake of a nephew bribed the moving company and stole items that belonged to her. She wanted them back. He said he didn’t know about it, but Brook said Drew was his client. He said he didn’t follow Drew around, and Tracy said she believed it behooved him to get every single item back immediately. He said he didn’t have the power to force Drew to do anything, but Tracy said he’d better or he’d find himself charged with a felony for trying to steal her beautiful home.

An officer told Dante that his son was here to see him, and Gio walked in.

Dante said it was a surprise, and Gio said the situation between them was making things harder for Rocco. Dante said everything Rocco was going through could be traced back to the both of them, and Gio said they’d both made mistakes and were both sorry. At least he was. Dante said he was too, and Gio said he didn’t know where they went from there. He was open to compromise. He wanted to have a relationship with his brother and knew Rocco wanted that too. Dante agreed and said whether he liked it or not, it wasn’t his place to try and stop it from happening. Gio asked, what’s the catch? but Dante said there was none. Other than the fact he wanted Gio to acknowledge his interaction with Rocco had contributed to Rocco’s problems. He wanted to work with Gio going forward to make sure it didn’t continue to happen.

Charlotte said she hadn’t seen her father since Steinmauer and had no contact with him since then. Lulu said her father had escaped WSB custody, and Charlotte asked, what was the alternative? Spending his life in a supermax prison, alone and far away from everyone he loved? Lulu said actions had consequences. Valentin knew that and chose to commit the crimes. Charlotte said the standards were different for everybody and it sucked, but Lulu said it wasn’t up to them to decide punishment. Live her life. She wasn’t responsible for her father’s choices and didn’t have to face the repercussions. Charlote asked if that wasn’t what she was doing.

Tracy asked if Martin preferred luscious Lodi or scenic Sing-Sing, and he said he was under the impression that the issue with Monica’s estate had been put behind them. She said it was now put in front again, and Brook said they were now on good terms with Ronnie, who’d felt terrible about it. She’d love to tell a jury how he tried to swindle them. Martin told them that Ned and Chase said if he confessed to Laura and she interceded, they wouldn’t press charges, but Tracy said, any mercy Chase and Ned showed him was before his client stole family heirlooms. Get them back or he’d be handing out toilet bowl hooch for Christmas.

Michael said, judging from Drew’s face, he was guessing it was the first Drew was hearing about it, but Drew said, not at all. Willow told him everything. She made a harmless visit, and he didn’t see the problem. Michael said a judge might see it differently, especially when he submitted affidavits from Chase and Brook saying Willow broke the custody order. Drew said, who knew if Michael would be in position to submit anything? Things change. He and Willow left, and Josslyn said Willow stood there and let him speak for her, but Michael said he was less concerned with the words than Willow’s actions. She’d proved she’d learned nothing. She asked if he was worried about the impact on the kids if Willow went to prison, but he said he was worried he’d have to share the kids with her and Drew.

Nina said Willow’s trial was tomorrow, and Jack asked if she was guilty. Nina said Willow would never shoot anyone, much less the man she loved, and Jack wondered if a jury would see her the same way. Crimes of passion happen more often than you think. And it was no one you’d suspect. Nina said Willow deserved her freedom, but they had to remove some noise to let the jury get there. He said, by noise, she meant evidence, and she said the prosecution had circumstantial evidence that would be twisted to look incriminating. Physical evidence and video that could create a false narrative. It would help greatly if he’d do something to stop that from happening.

Dante said he and Gio couldn’t fix things overnight or with one conversation. He didn’t even know if Gio wanted to fix things, but he knew he was wrong when he said Gio didn’t care about Rocco. Him being there was another example. Gio said he almost turned back three times, and Dante said, but he didn’t. He wanted to make things better for Rocco. Gio said he did too. He knew Rocco’s stance against Dante was because of him and it was the last thing he wanted. Rocco needed his dad and he wanted a relationship with his brother.

Josslyn wondered why Willow married Drew so quickly when she knew what he’d done, and Michael said Drew set out to destroy his family and succeeded and destroyed Willow in the process. She said, given what he knew, did he think they’d be together if Drew hadn’t slimed his way in, but he said, no. He didn’t think they ever really knew each other. He wished they’d had the opportunity to figure it out for themselves. The kids wouldn’t be suffering the way they were now.

Willow told Drew that she was sorry. She knew it was stupid, but she got excited when she thought the charges were being dropped. She was hoping Chase would just let her see her kids. Drew said, then Brook was there, and she said, she shut down the entire discussion. She knew there was a chance Brook would tell Michael, but was hoping she wouldn’t. She should have told him. He said he knew it waws torture, but when things like that happened, tell him so he knew how to protect her. Michael left and they were still there. They were going to win the battle, starting with tomorrow in court.

Jack said it was far beyond the capacity of the agency, but Nina said she didn’t believe him. She knew from Valentin what the WSB was capable of. He didn’t have to tell her how or what he was doing, but she knew he could do something. He said, say he did what she wanted. What she was asking could send him to prison. That was well beyond repaying her to run interference with Lulu. She had to make it worth his while.

Lulu said she didn’t blame Charlotte for being upset, but it was temporary, and Charlotte said it would be all over when her dad was captured and back in prison. Lulu said she wasn’t the enemy. She wasn’t saying Charlotte’s father was either, but she was always in Charlotte’s corner. She knew Charlotte was scared, but she wasn’t alone. Charlotte could always confide in her. Charlotte said she knew Lulu was doing her best, and Lulu said, but she needed something more or different or something. Tell her what she needed. Charlotte said the last time she told Lulu the truth, she hurt her when she couldn’t promise not to leave. She loved Lulu and was happy Lulu came back to them. Lulu said she was Charlotte’s mother and loved her. She wanted to help, but didn’t know how. Charlotte said Lulu didn’t know her like her father did.

Martin asked Brook to please try to get through to her grandmother. When Drew made up his mind, nobody could change it. Brook said, then he had some pretty creative problem solving ahead of him. Go. He left, and called Drew from outside. Drew asked what he wanted, and Martin said he was at the Quartermaines’ and understood Drew had absconded with Tracy’s property. Drew said that’s not how he described it, but Martin said it’s how Tracy did and she wanted it back immediately. Drew got up and stepped away from the table. He said Tracy wanted a lot of things, but he wasn’t interested in any of them, and Martin said he was advising Drew in the strongest possible terms to return everything quickly. Tracy was going make things unpleasant and public, and he couldn’t afford that with Willow on trial. Drew said he wasn’t returning a single thing. He was a Quartermaine and the heirlooms were just as much his. He had something he wanted Martin to do for him.

Dante said he didn’t want to keep Gio and Rocco apart, but there needed to be boundaries, and Gio asked what he meant. Dante said when Gio was with Rocco, for now he wanted to be there too, and Gio said it sounded like he was their babysitter, but Dante said he was trying to compromise. Right now, that’s what it looked like for him. He asked what it looked like for Gio.

Nina said she was willing to do what it took to protect her child. What did Jack want? He said, Valentin, and she said if Valentin contacted her, she’d call him immediately… if she got what she wanted. He said, no. If he was going to make a move to keep an alleged shooter of a sitting congressman out of prison, he’d need a great deal more.

Charlotte said there was so much about her life that Lulu didn’t know, and Lulu said tell her about anything and everything, no matter how small. All she wanted was to know Charlotte and make her feel like this was a place she belonged. Charlotte said she loved it there. She loved being with Lulu and Rocco, and being able to see her grandmother whenever she wanted. She loved the house and her room and having breakfast together. She knew Lulu was trying so hard… Lulu said, but it wasn’t enough. When she said home, where did Charlotte think that was. What was her home? Charlotte said her home was with her father.

Michael told Tracy, welcome home, and Tracy said thanks for not letting her know her son almost died. He said, sorry. They didn’t want to ruin her vacation. Someone watched them from an adjacent room, and she said her son was more important than her vacation. He said she was there now, and she said she would have gladly stayed if it meant avoiding testifying at Willow’s trial.

Dante said there would be holiday parties and get-togethers, and Rocco would want to see Gio. Why not get together as a family? They could go to Lulu’s and put up the tree. There would be food and drinks and Christmas spirit, and they’d all be in the same room. It was something to consider. Gio said he didn’t like the idea of his and Rocco’s visits being supervised, but he thought it was a place to start. If they kept reminding themselves they were doing this for Rocco, it could work.

Rocco texted Britt, telling her about his sentence. He said he guessed it worked out.

Charlotte told Lulu that she was sorry. She’d spent more time with her dad. They’d gone to different places. He taught her French and when she was in boarding school in Switzerland, he saw her all the time. They had memories she and Lulu didn’t have. It wasn’t Lulu’s fault, but it wasn’t her dad’s fault either. Lulu said she understood Charlotte spent more time with her father and they built a relationship. She was happy Charlotte had that and glad Charlotte told her how she felt. She was so sorry for what Charlotte was going through and hoped someday this would feel like home with her too. They hugged, and Charlotte said she didn’t want Lulu thinking she didn’t like it there. Lulu said, of course (🍷) not, and suggested Charotte get ready for bed. Charlotte went upstairs, and Lulu cried.

Jack said if Valentin contacted his daughter, he wanted to know, and Nina wondered what he was asking her to do. He said Charlotte’s first instinct was to protect her father. She wouldn’t confide in Lulu, but she’d need to confide in someone. Make sure that someone was her. Nina said she wouldn’t exploit Charlotte like that, and Jack said that was an acceptable response. He couldn’t force her to do what she didn’t want to. She could see herself out. Nina said if she did what he wanted, what did she get in return? and he said, exactly what she asked for. She left.

Josslyn went to Drew’s table and said she and Michael were talking about them. Michael thought he never really knew the real Willow. Personally, she didn’t think they should have gotten married in the first place. She wondered if Willow and Drew would have a similar regret. Drew may have destroyed Willow’s marriage, but she let him. No matter how many times she told herself that she was an innocent victim, she did this to herself every step of the way. She chose this. She had no one else to blame. She chose the consequences. Josslyn left, and Drew told Willow, don’t listen to her. She couldn’t be more wrong. They’d prove her innocence, and when she was exonerated, she’d get custody back and her children would be with her again. He promised. She said it was all she was living for.

Michael said Tracy missed the excitement. They thought the charges were going to be dropped, but new evidence came to light. Tracy asked if he was worried about sending the children’s mother to prison or worried about perjuring himself on the stand. She was going to protect him any way she could for Monica’s sake, but they both knew he was lying. She’d seen him park in front of Drew’s a moment before she found Drew lying on the floor with two bullet holes in his back.

Wednesday:

Dante checked on Rocco, and Lulu said he was in school. He’d left in such a hurry, he forgot his tablet. Dante asked if Rocco was still pissed, but Lulu said he was in a slightly better mood. She didn’t want to jinx it, but maybe things were looking up.

At the hospital, Britt looked at Rocco’s text and texted back. Elizabeth said she hoped it was work related.

Curtis went to Portia’s room, and she said there had been a change of plans.

On the phone outside the courtroom, Nina asked if Jack took care of the problem… What was the hold up? Her daughter’s life and future depended on it. Carly appeared and said, conspire much?

Kristina went to see Alexis in her office, and Alexis said her opening statement couldn’t be perfect enough. She didn’t have to tell Kristina what was at stake. Kristina said their future access to Scout… also Willow’s freedom.

Willow fretted about how she looked, but Drew said the jury would see what he did – a beautiful, kind, innocent woman.

In the nook, Michael flashed back to getting in his car in the rain when Tracy came in. She said she’d gone to the crypt to talk to Michael’s grandmother. She figured his grandmother would be the most concerned about him, and she reassured Monica that she was going to do everything she could to protect him in court. Michael said, assuming he needed protection, and she said, didn’t he?

Lulu said Dante needed to be patient. She thought if they gave Rocco space, he’d come around. Dante told her about Gio wanting a truce for Rocco’s sake and said he’d invited Gio to do tree stuff. Lulu said, on one condition. Dante picked out the tree, figured out how to get it there, wrangled it into the stand, and put on the lights. She was all for this. Rocco would love to have time with Gio, and after the break-in debacle, he deserved a nice, quiet Christmas.

Britt said the text was work related, but when Elizabeth asked to see it, Britt cited doctor/patient confidentiality. Elizabeth said Britt wasn’t a doctor and they had a policy about not using cellphones while on duty. Britt said, like Elizabeth was never on the phone, but Elizabeth said she had kids. Britt said it was okay to discriminate. Good to know. Lucas came by with his letter of recommendation, and Britt said she was just about to apologize to Elizabeth for being on the phone. Elizabeth left, Britt thanked Lucas for going to bat for her, and she read the letter.

Curtis said Portia had agreed to the plan, and Portia said Trina was in the room. She’d had time to think and wasn’t sure it was the best idea. He said things had been strained, but they could set that aside to make sure she and the baby were healthy. She said she thought it would be less stressful if she stayed there one more night, then went back to the MetroCourt, and he said the staff couldn’t take care of her like he could. She said if she needed help, she’d give him a call, but she thought was for the best for her, the baby, and him. She’d appreciate it if he’d keep her updated on Willow’s trail. It was going to drive her insane wondering if either of them would be thrown under the bus.

Nina told Carly that she wasn’t conspiring, but Carly said it sounded like she was making plans for Willow to go on the run. Nina said she was asking a friend to give some positive press to Willow, and Carly said having a plane ready to go wasn’t a bad idea, but Nina said Willow was innocent. Carly said the evidence suggested otherwise. If Willow pled guilty and threw herself on the mercy of the court… Nina said then Carly wouldn’t have to worry about the real truth coming out, that Michael shot Drew… or maybe she did. Carly said everyone knew Willow was guilty. Don’t blame her. If Willow claimed extenuating circumstances, she might get a reduced sentence. Nina said Willow would be exonerated and reunited with her children. Carly said that would never happen, but Nina said the prosecution’s evidence wasn’t as solid as they thought.

Alexis said she couldn’t take the thought of Scout being cut out of their lives, and Kristina said if Willow wasn’t exonerated, Drew would force the restraining order. Alexis said, Scout would suffer the most, when Drew arrived with Willow. Kristina told Willow, good luck, and left. Alexis said they weren’t quite ready, and Drew said she should have been prepared. Alexis said she was, but Willow wasn’t.

Michael said he was sorry that Tracy saw him at Drew’s and felt she had to protect him. He swore he didn’t shoot Drew. Tracy said she could usually tell when someone was lying, but he was like his father. There was a steeliness about him that was hard to read, especially when he was hiding something. Michael said he wasn’t. Why would he lie? Tracy said the stakes were so high. This was about his children. If he went to prison, Willow would get custody, and she was married to Drew… Michael said it wasn’t an option, and Tracy said, exactly. She’d do anything she had to in order to protect the family, including lying through her teeth. He said, luckily, he was willing to do the same.

Lucas asked what Britt thought. He crushed it. She said he crushed her. She had some notes, but it was a solid first draft. Lucas said he’d already sent it to the medical board, and she said he’d sent a hatchet job. He said he spoke about her in glowing terms, but she said he made her sound like a robot. There was nothing about her warm bedside manner or how her work elevated those around. Lucas said he wasn’t going to lie. She was an excellent doctor, but a notoriously less excellent human, and he didn’t say the horrible human stuff. He should have known it was stupid to do anything nice for her. She was welcome. He left and she said she wouldn’t need him as long as Chief Brennan came through. She told Elizabeth that she was taking a break and left.

Portia told the baby that it would be okay if they got through the trial unscathed, when Brad said, knock-knock. He walked in and said he heard congratulations were in order.

Britt texted Rocco, thanking him for his text to her.

Lulu told Dante that they’d get Charlotte focused on something other than the Valentin nightmare. She asked if there had been any sign of him, but Dante said, nothing. She said she was nervous sending Charlotte to school, but couldn’t keep her home forever, and he said there were squad cars on campus. Charlotte was safe. He had to get going to the courthouse. With Anna away, Alexis was going to grill him about the PCPD investigation. Was she covering the proceedings? Try not to make him sound like a complete idiot. She said it was her job to report the facts, and he left. Lulu heard Rocco’s tablet chime and saw the text from Britt asking Rocco to meet up some time.

Trina met Kai at the courthouse and said since they were the only ones at Drew’s that night, they might catch something about the shooter that the others wouldn’t. Kai said he was there for Drew’s moral support, but her being there would be harder to explain, and she suggested she be the world’s clingiest girlfriend. He said she’d have to sell that because everyone knew how independent she was. He was glad she showed up and that they were working as a team. She said her too, and they kissed.

Tracy said she thought she could muster enough credibility to convince the jury that she didn’t see anything suspicious, and Michael said he appreciated her having his back. It wasn’t her job. She said when she inherited the house from Monica, she inherited the role as head of the family. It was her job to keep the Quartermaines together. The jury was still out whether or not she was up to the task, but she owed it to Monica to try. Michael said, for what it was worth (🍷), he thought his grandmother chose a worthy successor. He had no doubt the family was in good hands. She thanked him.

Willow said Alexis told her not to testify, and Alexis said she shouldn’t, but the jury would be watching her. They’d have eyes on her every expression. How she conducted herself was vital. The ADA would drag her whole life out in the open. She’ll say horrible things, some true, some false. Willow will be hurt and embarrassed, but she couldn’t express it. Willow asked if she should show no emotion, but Alexis said, no. She could be sad about her children, but don’t overdo it. If she lost control, they were done. If she seemed unstable, they’d believe she could shoot Drew. She had faith in Willow. Drew told her not to lose sight of the goal. She needed to be free to get her kids back. Alexis said, her relationship with her kids was what it was all about, and Willow said she’d do whatever it took to be with her children again.

Elizabeth said it was generous of Lucas, even if it wasn’t appreciated, and he said he was wondering if he made a mistake, but she said she didn’t think so. Britt was an excellent doctor, and she supported Britt’s efforts to get her license back. He said Elizabeth didn’t want to be Britt’s supervisor, and she said that was a bonus. What convinced him? He said he saw how Britt was with Portia, making sure she got he medical care she needed, and Elizabeth said, thank God Portia and the baby were okay. She was going to say hi on her break. She hoped Portia was able to relax and avoid stress.

Portia asked what the hell Brad was doing there, and Brad said, in Port Charles or in her hospital room? He missed her and his fellow co-workers, so he took a break to pop in and visit, and she said he ran through the money. He said finance shaming wasn’t cool. He was hoping they’d keep it civil. Portia said he blackmailed her and sold her out to Drew for a huge payday. Now he was back in seven months. He said, six. He was sorry. Couldn’t they start fresh? She said they couldn’t. He had nothing on her anymore, so feel free to leave. He said there was no physical evidence, but he still had quite the tale to share with Dr. Robinson and the hospital board. Isaiah interrupted and said Portia was on bed rest and Brad needed to leave. Go… now. Brad said he’d be back, and Isaiah said, not on his watch. Brad left, and Isaiah asked if that was Brad Cooper. He recognized him from her description. He gave off weasel vibes. Portia said Brad was a weasel. Isaiah needed to be careful. Brad had an incredible talent for sniffing out secrets and if he found out they were involved, it would be disastrous for both of them.

Brad ran into Lucas coming out of the elevator.

Lulu approached Britt, who asked if she could help her. Lulu said, stay the hell away from her son.

Turner thanked Dante for pulling the footage. They were able to put together her drive from the hospital to Drew’s house. Dante said it was the second alibi she lied about, and Turner said it was a big mistake on Willow’s part, and her job got a whole lot easier. Alexis came in, and Carly asked Michael how he was holding up. He said he was confident justice would be served, and Turner asked if Carly had seen Willow. Carly said she hadn’t, but she wouldn’t be surprised if Willow made a run for it.

In the hallway, Nina asked if she and Willow could talk in private. There was something she should know. Alexis came out and said, let’s go. Court was almost in session. They went in and Willow saw Michael.

Lucas said he didn’t realize Brad was back in town, and Brad said he got in today. He would have given Lucas a heads up, but he didn’t know if Lucas wanted to hear from him. Lucas said it would have been fine. What brought him back? Brad said traveling was exhausting and he needed a break. How was Lucas? Lucas said, good. Work was keeping him busy. Brad said, too busy for a personal life? but Lucas said he managed to juggle both. Brad asked if he was seeing someone. Lucas was starting to date a guy when he left. Lucas said, Marco. They were still a thing. More than that. They’d moved in together.

Isaiah said as far as anyone was concerned, Portia was his boss and they were friends, so of course (🍷), he stuck up for her. She said she was paranoid about Brad and he stressed her out, and Isaiah suggested changing the subject. When was Curtis coming to take her home? She said she told Curtis that she’d changed her mind and asked Dr. Navarro if she could stay there another night. Then she was going back to her room at the MetroCourt. He said, or they could stick to the original plan, and she could stay with him at the cabin.

Curtis said he didn’t know Trina was coming, and she said she was there to keep Kai company. Did he get her mom settled in at home? He said it wasn’t happening. There had been a change in plans.

Drew said he’d be behind Willow. If she needed a pick-me-up, turn around. He loved her. The bailiff said, all rise. Court is in session, the honorable Judge Sullivan presiding.

Britt said she was in the middle of a shift, and Lulu said Britt had been texting her son behind her back. She read, let’s meet up soon, and Britt said, the horror. Lulu said it wasn’t funny, and Britt said Lulu’s hysteria over a nothing text was. Lulu said Britt wasn’t supposed to contact Rocco, but Britt said Rocco reached out to her. Was she supposed to ignore him? Lulu said, yes, and Britt said, ridiculous. Lulu said he was a child. Britt was the adult. Britt said Rocco was nearly grown. Keep it up and Lulu would push him away. Did she threaten Lulu that much? Lulu said Britt was selfish and a liar. Britt destroyed everything she touched, and she wasn’t going to let Rocco be next. She was blocking Britt’s number and trust her, it was just the beginning.

The judge said the court called The People versus Willow Tate, and asked the prosecution to make their opening statement.

Brad said, so Lucas was living in domestic bliss. Congrats. Where should he send the housewarming gift? Lucas said he didn’t need to send a gift, but they were at Windymere with Marco’s dad. Brad asked if it didn’t cramp Lucas’s style, and Lucas said, Marco’s father or the fortress? They made it work. His phone chimed and he said he was sorry. A patient needed him. It was good seeing Brad. Brad said him too, and Lucas left.  

Isaiah said when he first pitched the idea, Portia seemed excited to stay at the cabin, and Portia said she was. It sounded ideal, but if Trina and Curtis found out, it would be tricky to explain.

Isaiah said they didn’t have to know he was staying there too. She could say he offered the place, and she accepted because it was peaceful and quiet. She said, in reality, he’d be there with her, and he said, if that was okay. He’d like to take care of her and the baby. After all, there was a chance it was his. He kissed her hand, and she said it was really tempting. He told her, then say yes.

Britt sent Rocco a text saying she was checking in to see if he got her text earlier. Let her know.

Dante asked if Lulu was okay. She seemed agitated. Lulu said she’d tell him later, and Turner said she wasn’t going to waste the jury’s time with a sales pitch. It was just the facts. The PCPD had a mountain of evidence that would make clear that Miss Tate had the motive, means, and opportunity to shoot Congressman Cain. The defense attorney could try her best to distract them from the evidence, painting Willow as nothing more than a victim. She’d throw other suspects at the wall, hoping one would stick just enough. But back to the facts, starting with motive. This man seduced Willow away from her husband and because of Congressman Cain, her family was torn apart, and she lost custody of her children. That led to her suffering two psychotic breaks, one taking place after learning Drew slept with her own mother while he was courting her. Then the night of the shooting, she found out the judge assigned to her custody hearing had been murdered and any potential reunion would be delayed. Any mother would have snapped and she did. There’s motivation. As for means, the weapon was taken from the estate where the defendant once lived. Afterward, it was found among her belongings in her temporary residence. As for opportunity, they had footage of the defendant driving from her place of work to the congressman’s house at the time of the shooting. By the time the trial was over, the facts would leave them with only one reasonable conclusion. On the night of September 2nd of this year, Willow Tate drove to Congressman Cain’s house and shot him twice in the back and left him for dead. There were soap looks all around.

Elizabeth went to Portia’s room, but Portia was gone.

Britt saw that no texts to Rocco were going through, when Brad came out of the elevator. She said, Brad Cooper, as I live and breathe, and he said he heard she was doing both of those things, but then he thought, no. It wasn’t possible that his best friend in the world would let him think she was dead for two whole years. She said she was so sorry. The last thing she wanted was to hurt anyone, but especially not him. Was there any way he’d forgive her? He said he’d consider it if she watched the Oscars with him in March, including the red-carpet coverage, and she said her fridge was stocked with Rocky Road ice cream in preparation. He said then he guessed all was forgiven. Come here, you heartless skank. They hugged.

Alexis said Turner was right about one thing. Back in September, Willow’s state and life were a mess. Her family was fractured and she was unable to see her children, not because of Drew, but because of her ex and the father of her children, Michael Corinthos. Mr. Corinthos was very angry and jealous because his wife left him for another man. And to add insult to injury, the other man was his uncle. He retaliated in a very bad way, stripping his ex of her children. It was devastating and Willow did put some of the blame at the congressman’s feet for a brief time, but before he was shot, they’d reconciled. They just got married this past Thanksgiving. Why would she shoot the man she loves? She didn’t and wouldn’t. The only reason they were there was because the PCPD and District Attorney’s office were in desperate needed of a suspect. In fact, they focused solely on Willow, rushing to judgement at the exclusion of everybody else. There were people who had an actual motive to kill Drew Cain, but they rushed to judgment. Her client was innocent and she relished the opportunity to prove it to them. Nina smiled and there were more soap looks.

Thursday:

Lulu thanked Nathan for picking up Charlotte at school, but knew he was a detective, not a bodyguard. She was sue he had better things to do with his time. Nathan said he was helping a friend, and Lulu said a friend was just what she needed.

Brad and Britt dressed up and went to dinner at Café Cherie. They ordered the Café’s finest bottle of bubbly.

Anna heard Pascal say, stop what you’re doing and face the wall, in French. Also in French, she asked, why? and he said it was time for breakfast.

Jack gave Carly a necklace as an early Christmas gift, and said he couldn’t surprise her at the MetroCourt. She hadn’t been there for a couple of days. What was keeping her at home?

Jason went to see Josslyn, and when she asked what he was doing there, he showed her his phone. It said, did you sweep for bugs?

Alexis said Willow handled herself well during the opening statements. She needed to be attentive, but not emotional during the testimonies. She’d hear things that were unfair, but try not to react. Think of why she was here and let her handle the rest.

Turner told Dante that evidence didn’t just disappear. Where was the security breach? Dante said she’d have to figure out how to prove the case without the footage, when court was back in session. Turner called her first witness – Tracy Angelica Quartermaine.

Turner said Tracy was the first to discover Drew Cain after he was shot. Walk them through her movements. Tracy said she found Drew on the floor and ran over to check on him. She found a pulse and grabbed a throw from the couch to staunch the bleeding. Then she called 911 and when the police and paramedics came, she answered their questions. Turner asked if she moved anything else, but Tracy said, no. Turner asked if she’d moved the baseball bat found on the floor, but Tracy said she only stepped over it. Turner had nothing further, and Alexis asked what compelled Tracy to visit Drew in a rainstorm. Tracy said she wasn’t there to visit, but to give him a piece of her mind.

Carly told Jack that she loved being home at this time of year, decorating and nesting with Donna and Josslyn, when she was around. She didn’t think she’d see much of him until he found Valentin. Jack said Lulu wasn’t making it easier. She’d thrown up a wall between him and Charlotte. Carly asked if he wanted her to talk to her cousin, but he said he had other options and didn’t want to involve her. Valentin would contact Charlotte, if he hadn’t already. If Lulu wanted to protect Charlotte, she’d let him speak to her. Carly said she’d be happy to mention to Lulu that Jack knew how to keep Charlotte safe. Consider it her early Christmas present to him.

Nathan said with Valentin on the loose and friction between Dante and Rocco, Lulu had pressure on all fronts, and Lulu said she was trying to maintain a sense of normalcy. Lulu knew that Charlotte felt like it was her and Valentin against the world, and Valentin had no one but her. She was trying hard not to see Valentin as the bad guy, but couldn’t shake the fear that Charlotte would go with him and there was nothing she could do to stop it.

Britt and Brad clinked champagne glasses, and Brad asked what it was like working with Lucas. Britt said Brad was better off without him. Leaving Port Charles trailing money and models was so much better. Brad said models were vapid and shallow, and Britt said, not everyone was as deep as him. He told her, spill already. Where had she been?

Josslyn swept with a wand and told Jason that she did this every day. She didn’t trust anybody. She’d say he’d come over to invite her to the Quartermaines’ Christmas party, and he said no one could know he came to ask for her help.

Tracy said her dear friend had been arrested because of Drew’s abuse of his power, and Alexis asked if Tracy observed her client on the premises. Tracy flashed back to telling Michael that she saw him that night, and told Alexis, no. Alexis reserved the right to recall the witness, but had no further questions.

Nathan said Charlotte loved Lulu and said she’d been great about the Valentin situation. They’d had some good conversations recently. Lulu said he was easy to talk to and she was glad Charlotte trusted him. There was a knock at the door, and Jack said he needed to speak to Lulu in private, but Lulu asked Nathan to stick around.

Britt told Brad that after Heather Webber’s attack, she was sure she’d die, but she woke up in a five-star resort in Croatia called the Five Poppies. She realized she’d been drugged and apparently smuggled out of the country by the people who used to work for her father. Brad asked why they would do that, and she said they needed help with her father’s cold fusion research. She was allowed to live in a gorgeous resort with every amenity, but most important was that she was healthy. An experimental drug kept her Huntington’s in check temporarily. There was just one catch.

Anna heard, turn to the wall, hands on head, in French, and saw Pascal through the two-way mirror. She did what he’d asked, and he brought in a tray. He asked why she wasn’t working on her memoirs. No inspiration? Her code was very clever. Answering in French, Anna said she was trying to deduce where she was and how they managed to bring her there. She wondered why they let her keep the notebook. Pascal said they understood it must be tedious and admired how she kept herself preoccupied. Enjoy her meal. He left.

Jason told Josslyn that Britt had been in trouble since leaving the Five Poppies and couldn’t be without the medication that kept her Huntington’s from progressing. He wasn’t there to screw up her mission or take down the WSB. He needed to know why they were investigating the Five Poppies and how it involved Sidwell, Dalton, and Faison.

Turner said what Nina had told the police about the whereabouts of her daughter was a lie. She hadn’t seen Willow at all. Nina said, not until she went to the hospital, and Turner asked if Willow objected to the false alibi. Nina said, no, and Turner asked why she made it up. Did she think Willow was guilty? Alexis objected and said, leading the witness, and Turner said she’d rephrase. Why lie to the police? Nina said she’d wanted to protect her daughter from a witch hunt like what she was going through right now.

Britt said her work was definitely in violation of several international arms treaties, but Brad said it sounded like a small price to pay for her health. Anyone would have done what they asked. He would have. She said, it was all top secret. They built a lab at the resort, and she worked with raw data. She had a wrangler named Pascal, a little dictator with delusions of grandeur, but her orders came from the top – Jenz Sidwell. He asked if she meant Lucas’s boyfriend’s father, and she asked why he cared. He said it was just an observation and knowing how she felt about authority, he imagined it didn’t go well. She said, it did not. When she clocked a couple of WSB agents at the resort and didn’t report them, one thing led to another, and she ended up with a bomb strapped to her ankle. Then she got lucky and Jason came to her rescue.

Josslyn said she’d love to help Jason, but couldn’t. If she shared intel with anyone outside the Bureau, it was treason. He said she knew he wouldn’t tell anyone and he was acting privately. She said they’d know the intel came from her, but he said they’d assume it was Britt. She asked why he didn’t get it from Britt, but he said she wouldn’t tell him. Please. Britt saved her life twice and needed her medication. Josslyn knew she could trust him, but could she say the same about Jack Brennan?

Lulu said her daughter had nothing to say to Jack, and Jack said he could bring in Lulu as a person of interest because she shared a daughter with a wanted fugitive. He could question her for hours, or she could let him speak to Charlotte. She said he was going to have to take her in.

Carly took off the necklace, and Valentin said he knew it was gift from Jack. He’d watched Jack leave through his lonely attic window. She said she didn’t like anyone watching her, and he said, but she wouldn’t give him her Hulu log-in. She said, Jack mentioned Charlotte. He was upset because Lulu wouldn’t let him talk to her. Valentin asked if Jack wanted her to smooth things over, and she said she believed he wanted Charlotte to be safe. She believed Jack was capable of being kind. Valentin said Jack could be the kindest man in the universe when it paid off for him. How did they become involved?

Alexis asked if Willow requested Nina to make up an alibi, but Nina said, absolutely not. Alexis asked why Willow went along with it, and Nina said, at the time, Willow might have thought she was the one who shot Congressman Cain and was trying to protect her, and Alexis had no further questions. Turner asked for a brief recess, and Judge Sullivan granted it. They’d recess for 10 minutes. Michael told Curtis that he was there when they searched Aurora and took him out in handcuffs, and Curtis said they were looking at him as a suspect, but dropped the charges. He guessed they had a stronger case with Willow. Michael said, Willow couldn’t account for where she was at the time of the shooting. They hadn’t gotten to the gun yet. Drew told Willow that the prosecution was grasping at straws and the jury wasn’t buying it, and Nina said she did her best to take the blame. Alexis said she wasn’t sure it would help when they showed the traffic cam footage.

On the stand, Dante said the bullets matched a gun registered to Edward Quartermaine. They served a warrant for the estate, but weren’t able to find the gun in the cabinet. They did find it in the home of Elizabeth Baldwin in the room where Willow was staying. Willow had lived at the estate, which pushed her to the top of the suspect list. Turner asked if he believed she still had access to the estate, and he said, the family didn’t even know the gun was missing. Willow had knowledge of the property and snuck onto the estate several times. Turner asked how they’d put her at the scene, and he said her cellphone had pinged within a five-mile radius of Drew’s home. Turner said that wasn’t conclusive, but he said her vehicle was on traffic cam 65 near Drew’s home. Turner said she wanted to admit still photos from the traffic cam, but Alexis asked where the original footage was. Turner asked to approach and told the judge that they were unable to produce the footage, but they did have timestamped photographs from the traffic cam. Alexis said, without the original source material, the chain of evidence had been broken. There was no way to confirm their legitimacy, and she strongly objected to their admission as evidence.

Anna finished her meal, and realized something was attached underneath the tray. She cleared the tray and flipped it over, finding a package.

Lulu said she’d call her mother, the mayor, and her ex-husband, the acting Police Commissioner, and Nathan said she wasn’t going anywhere and not being questioned without an attorney present. Jack said, as long as Valentin was free, the longer he had to come for Charlotte. They’d been on the run before as fugitives. Did she want Charlotte hunted down by law enforcement? That’s what would happen if she didn’t cooperate. What kind of mother would let their child be collateral damage?

Carly said Jason sacrificed two years of his life with the FBI to protect her, and told Valentin about Jagger Cates. Valentin said, the charges were dropped because the evidence disappeared. You needed high tech to make those kinds of files go away. She asked if he was telling her that Jack made the evidence disappear, and he said, it wasn’t Santa Claus.

Brad asked if Jason was still in the picture, when the waiter put the check on the table and told them to take their time. Britt said Jason got the bomb off of her and gave her a ride back to Port Charles, and Brad said he was thankful she was home safe, but he had to ask if there was any part of her that was sad to leave the Five Poppies. She said, no matter how beautiful a prison was, it was still a prison, and he asked about her meds. She said she was terrified, but her meds arrived in Port Charles when she moved back. As relieved as she was to get them, she realized her medication came at a cost. She was still on the hook for the research. He said, she was still working for Sidwell? and she said, and that little creature Pascal. Sidwell had him moved into Windymere. Brad asked what she was going to do, and she said, whatever she was told. It was the only way to get her medication. Brad took her hand and said, whatever she had to do, keep doing it. He couldn’t put up with losing his friend again. She said her neither. He had no idea how good it was for her to have her friend back.

Jason asked if Josslyn was having second thoughts about joining the WSB, and she said, second, third, and fourth thoughts, especially since Vaughn disappeared. They’d breached protocol by being together and she’d trusted him with her life. Now that he was gone, she realized she trusted him more than Brennan and the Bureau. Brennon’s goals had to do with Sidwell and Faison’s final project. She wasn’t a person to him. Neither was Britt. They were tools he was using to reach his objective. Jason said he’d always protect her.  

Carly told Valentin that she went to visit Jack a lot. She told him everything that was going on and he seemed genuinely interested. Valentin said Jack was skilled, but she said they weren’t dating then. She couldn’t believe he’d do that. Valentin said, when she was granted her freedom, it felt like a miracle. To Jack it was a minor interagency clash, but look at the dividends it had paid.

Lulu said Charlotte didn’t know where Valentin was, and Jack said Charlotte was his only child and they lived as fugitives. Her daughter knew Valentin well. Nathan said, not well enough to find him, but Jack said Valentin had a way to contact Charlotte. He’d raised Charlotte to be his accessory. Nathan asked if Jack as going to be a big man and arrest a 16-year-old girl, but Jack said he was going to save her life.

Judge Sullivan said there was no way to prove accuracy and the photos were inadmissible. Turner said she had nothing further, and Alexis asked Dante if there had been other suspects. Dante said, quite a few had motive, means, and opportunity. She said, yet her client was the main focus and the suspect on night one. Would it be fair to say the PCPD was premature and reckless… Turner objected, and Alexis said, withdrawn. She said, Dante told her the theory was that Willow Tate walked onto the Quartermaine estate and took the gun, and Dante said, yes. She asked if he didn’t live their too, and he said he did. She asked how many other people lived there, and he said, about ten in the main house. She asked if there were staff and a ground crew, and he said, yeah. She said, a lot of people lived and worked at the Quartermaine estate, and they all had access to Edward Quartermaine’s gun. Readier access than her client who didn’t live or was welcome there. He said he supposed she was right, and she said, including his brother Michael Corinthos. One could argue Michael Corinthos had means, motive, and opportunity to shoot Drew Cain. Isn’t that right?

Brad said they should get going and settle up, and Britt said, go ahead, Mr. Moneybags. Let’s see your black card. He said he had one credit card left and it was maxed out, and she said she thought he was rolling in it. He said that was before Gunter, his model boyfriend who left him high and dry after spending all his money. But it should be no problem for her, being a doctor. She said he didn’t have her medical license back. She was working as a ward clerk in the ER. He said, she wasn’t a doctor? She drove a new Mercedes. She said she lived in a studio apartment above a dumpy café. She was broke. He said he was broke, and she asked, who’s going to pay for this?

Alexis asked if the PCPD ever considered Michael Corinthos as a suspect or did Dante’s personal ties interfere with his judgement… Turner objected, and the judge sustained. Alexis said, no further questions, and the prosecution called Kristina Corinthos-Davis.

Josslyn said she knew Jason wouldn’t ask her for help if he didn’t have to. Britt must be important to him. Jason said, so was she. He’d rather die than put her in jeopardy. All he wanted to do was keep her and Britt safe. She said, if it was a question about whom she trusted, between him and Brennan, she’d choose him – always.

As the moss bowl 🎍 listened intently, Carly said Jack could have told her, but he didn’t want her to feel like she owed him anything, but Valentin said her interpretation of the events was dangerously naïve. She left out that Jack did nothing unless it benefitted Jack. The reason he hadn’t told her was that he was withholding the information until he could make the best use of it.

Nathan said Jack had no warrant and no right to be there if Lulu didn’t want him in her home, and Lulu said she didn’t. She’d like him to leave. Jack said he knew Lulu thought Nathan was protecting her, but how did she know she wasn’t playing directly into his hands? She said Nathan was an old friend, and Jack said, who showed up seven years after he was presumed dead. The PCPD gave him his badge back and everyone took his claim that he had no memory at face value. Nathan said people did that with the truth, but Jack said Lulu needed to remember who Nathan’s real father was. He might go by West, but his real last name was and always would be Faison.

Anna opened the package and found a book called The Crystalline Conspiracy, by PK Sinclair, the heroine on the cover looking just like her. She opened it and an inscription read: For my muse – C. She threw the book across the room.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Turner asks Kristina how she knows the defendant, and Kristina says, Willow is her brother’s ex-wife. Turner says, isn’t it also true that they were both members of an organization known as Dawn of Day?

At the cabin, Isaiah says, they don’t have enough checkers or chess pieces to play either game, but if they put them together and use a little imagination, they can make it work. Portia says he has impressive crisis management skills, and he says he’s got to keep her entertained. Her orders are bed rest and his are to make sure she and the baby have the best possible care. They kiss.

Brad asks Britt if $63 will help, and she says, that doesn’t even cover dessert. The bill is over two grand. She can’t believe they each thought the other was paying. Why did he order those bumps of caviar? He says, the same reason she ordered a second bottle of champers. They deserve nice things. There’s got to be someone they can call. She says, who would that be? Everyone hates them. They’ll have to figure it out on their own. He says, so what else is new?

Josslyn asks what Jason needs, and he says, everything she has on Sidwell and the WSB operative against him. She says, Brennan, Dalton, Sidwell, and the Five Poppies are all connected, and he says, to what? She says, to Faison’s final project. But Britt isn’t a victim. She’s in on it.

Carly says, there’s no way Jack held on to the recording that incriminates her for racketeering just he so could use it against her one day, and Valentin asks, why? Because she’s immune to his scheming? She says, he knows what he’s doing to her daughter, but couldn’t have known what was going to happen between them. He couldn’t have been playing her that early on. Valentin says, absolutely he could, depending on the circumstances, and she says, what circumstances? He says, when she started sleeping with him.

Lulu says, Nathan is nothing like Cesar Faison. How dare Jack imply that? Jack says, they’re father and son, and Lulu says, Cesar Faison is also the man who shot Nathan and cost him seven years of his life. Her best friend, Nathan’s wife, saw it happen. Nathan says, his pregnant wife. It’s ridiculous. Jack said, with Faison, anything is possible.

Turner asks if Kristina and Miss Tate were both in Dawn of Day, and Kristina says, yes. Turner says, explain to the court what Dawn of Day is, and Kristina says, Dawn of Day branded itself as a self-improvement community, but in actuality it was a cult led by a man named David Henry Archer, who went by Shiloh. Turner asks, how long was she a member of the organization? and Kristina says, long enough to be invited into the Trust. Turner asks, what was the Trust? and Kristina says, the inner circle. The women in the trust were expected to be loyal and protect Shiloh when necessary. Turner says, how so? and Kristina says, they underwent weapons training and were his first line of defense. Turner says, she and Willow weren’t in Dawn of Day at the same time, and Kristina says, no. Turner asks if they ever discussed their experiences, and Kristina says, yes. Willow came to her and told her what she’d been through. Willow warned her to stay away. Turner asks if Willow also told her that she was part of the trust, and Kristina says, yes. Turner asks if Willow also had training and experience with firearms, and Kristina says, yes. Turner says, no further questions, and Nina leaves the courtroom.

Carly says, Jack barely knew her when the recording went missing, and Valentin says he’s known Jack a long time and he’s never committed to one woman. It would be the first time he’s broken that rule. If he had incriminating evidence after he’d fallen for her, he’d have an excuse for secrecy because he’d have been protecting her, but by her own admission, Jack had it long before that. He bets his life that Jack still does. She says, to what end? but he says he doesn’t know. She’s the ex-wife of two very powerful men and the mother of another. She’s the closest confidant of Jason Morgan, who has been on the WSB’s radar for a very long time. So she may not be the intended target, but any one of them could be.

Jack says, with all due respect, Nathan’s memory loss is an awfully convenient cover for whatever he’d been doing for the last seven years, and Lulu says, Nathan is a good man. And she trusts him a hell of a lot more than she trusts Jack. Nathan says he’s not his father. He’s a police  detective, sworn to protect and serve. Jack says, then he should want to protect Charlotte as much as he does and not feed into her mother’s fear and help her work against him at every turn. It’s not the way to do that. Nathan says, there’s a big difference between what he does and what Jack does, and Lulu says, that’s for damn sure. Jack has tried to coerce her into helping him multiple times, and now because she won’t fall in line, he’s questioned her skills as a mother and threatened to drag her in as a person of interest. May she remind him again, this is her house. He has no jurisdiction here.

Jason asks what Faison’s final project is, and Josslyn says she’s not sure, but it involves cold fusion. Jason flashes back to being on the plane with Britt, and Britt saying she was working in research. It had to do with cold fusion. No big deal. Josslyn says her mission was to get close to Dalton so she could figure out what he was researching. When they discovered Britt was alive and well at the Five Poppies, Dalton had been feeding her data, and she was analyzing it. He says, so the lab at the Five Poppies was destroyed because the WSB discovered it, and she says she knows for a fact that when Britt came back, she worked with Dalton to continue the research here and now Dalton is missing. He says, and she thinks Britt is mixed up in that, and Josslyn says she knows Britt is.

The waiter asks if he should take the check, but Britt says they might have more dessert. He wonders if they’d be interested in some fancy dessert the name of which I don’t catch. The gold flakes are truly decadent. Brad says, no, but Britt says, yes. They’d love to try it. It sounds incredible. Tell the chef to be extra careful, especially with the gold flakes. They’re not in a r ush. The waiter says, of course (🍷), and leaves. Brad asks what she’s doing. They can’t afford this. She says, no, they can’t. Ready? One… Two… Three. She runs out the door and after a moment’s hesitation, he follows.

Alexis says, Willow sought Kristina out to talk about Dawn of Day. Why would she do that? Kristina says, Willow was asked to talk to her, and Alexis says, by whom? Kristina says, by her brother Michael. He was worried about her and thought Willow might be able to talk her out of further involvement with Dawn of Day. Alexis says, so her brother trusted his now ex-wife with something that serious, and Kristina says, yes. Alexis asks if she’d agree that Willow is a good person, looking out for her best interests, and Kristina says, at the time, yes. Alexis asks if they ever talked about weapons or weapons training, and Kristina says, no. Alexis asks if she’s ever seen the defendant with a weapon in her hand, and Kristina says, no. Alexis thanks her and says, no further questions.

Portia says she hasn’t played chess in forever. She can’t even remember how each piece moves. Isaiah says, it’s easier when you have the actual pieces. Don’t worry. He’ll remind her. She asks if there’s anything he’s not good at, and he says his father taught him. It was kind of their thing. She asks if he’s okay, and he says, yeah. Just some old memories coming up. With the baby possibly being his, he’s been thinking about his dad. She asked before if he’d given any thought to being a father and he didn’t have an answer then. He does now.

Jack says she’s making a mistake, but Lulu says, no one tells her what to do when it comes to her family. He needs to leave… now. He says he only ever worked with her to stop Faison. Now he was looking for Valentin because he used to work for Faison. The longer Valentin is free, the worse it is for everybody, Charlotte included. Don’t say he didn’t warn her. He leaves and sees Nina outside. He says he hopes she’s there to honor her part of the deal.

Turner asks Brook to tell the court what she knows about the gun, and Brook says, it was kept in the study, locked away with the rest of the collection. With so many kids around, safety is paramount in their house. Turner asks when the gun went missing, but Brook says she has no idea. The family rarely goes into the study. Turner asks if she was residing at the house when Michael and Willow were married, and Brook says, yes. Turner asks if she’d ever seen Willow interact with Drew Cain during that time, and Alexis objects. Relevance. Turner says, it goes to motive, and Judge Sullivan says, overruled. Turner says, describe the nature of the relationship between Drew Cain and Miss Tate as she saw it at that time, and Brook says, they had a connection. Drew had saved Willow’s life. Turner says, so she was close to him? and Brook says, yes. Turner says, how close? but Brook says she’s not sure how to answer that. Turner says, closer than a married woman ought to be with a man that isn’t her husband? and Alexis objects. Turner says, withdrawn. Did she ever observe Drew Cain pursuing Willow? Brook says she saw them in intimate moments, and Turner says, intimate as in sexual? Brook says, yes. Unfortunately, the entire family saw graphic footage of Drew and Willow having sex in the nursery playroom. Turner says, while she was married to Michael Corinthos? and Brook says, yes. Turner says, so you could say Drew Cain had extraordinary sway over the defendant, or at least enough sway to persuade her to have sex in the nursery where her children play…  Alexis objects, and the judge says, sustained. Turner says she has no further questions for Brook, and Alexis says she has no questions at this time, but reserves the right to call the witness later, and Judge Sullivan tells Brook that she may step down.

Turner asks Elizabeth to tell the court about the day the gun was discovered in her home, and Elizabeth says, the police arrived with a warrant and searched the room where Willow was staying. Turner says, where they found the gun. Why was Willow staying with her? Elizabeth says she and Drew had a failed wedding in July. Willow was extremely upset and had no place to go, so she invited Willow to stay with her. Turner asks why the wedding failed, and Elizabeth says, right before the wedding, Willow learned Drew was having an affair with her mother. Turner says, there’s quite the motive right there, and Alexis objects. Turner says, withdrawn, and there are soap looks all around.

Britt and Brad laugh in her room, and Britt says he’s the only person in the world she could dine and dash with. Brad says he feels bad for the waiter, and Britt says, once she’s back on her feet, she’ll pay him back, but until then no Café Cherie for either of them. Brad says he’s really missed her, and she says she’s missed him too. It feels so good to laugh. It’s the first nice reunion she’s had since she’s been back. He says, same, and she says she left him messages on every app in existence. Why didn’t he answer any of them? He says, after Gunter, who spent all his money, he couldn’t pay for his phone bill. When he heard she was back, he cried, and then he begged, borrowed, and stole to get back here. Speaking of no money, if a ward clerk’s salary wasn’t cutting it, how was she paying for this place?

Jason asks how the WSB is getting evidence against Sidwell, and Josslyn says she was ordered to become close to Sidwell through Lucas, whose dating Sidwell’s son Marco and now living at Windymere with Sidwell and Marco full time. She didn’t sleep at night because Lucas has become a WSB asset and has no idea. Jason says, yeah. That would kill Carly if something happen to her brother. Josslyn says, especially now that they had a huge falling out. Carly didn’t want him to live at Windymere and she wanted to support that, but couldn’t because she was ordered to be supportive of Lucas and Marco’s relationship, even though now they live on Spoon Island… What? Jason says, nothing, but Josslyn says, no. She said Spoon Island and he had a reaction. She saw it. What was he not telling her?

Carly tells Valentin that when she was in trouble, Jack was the perfect gentleman. He was her friend. He saved Anna, Jason, and Lucky, and helped bring Charlotte home. He gave her an alibi when Drew was shot. He got Michael into cutting edge treatment when he was burned in that firebomb, and he stood there right next to her. Valentin says, so what she’s telling him is that the good deeds Jack has done for her son outweigh what he’s done to her daughter.

Nathan wonders if Charlotte heard Brennan, and Lulu says, she’s a teenager. She was probably listening at the top of the steps the entire time. The last thing she needed was to overhear Brennan’s threats.

Nina says she’s well aware of their agreement and appreciates what Jack has done, and Jack says, good. She knows where to find him. He leaves and Nina goes to the door and knocks. Lulu invites her in, and Nina says she didn’t expect to see Nathan here. They hug, and Lulu says she guesses Nina is here to see Charlotte. Nina says they’ve been chatting a bit and she knows Charlotte is feeling cooped up. WSB protection can really cramp a girl’s style. So she was hoping to take Charlotte out for a bite, if that worked for Lulu. Charlotte comes down, and Nina says, there she is. She looks great. They hug, and Charlotte says, Nina is right. She’s going crazy stuck in the house. Lulu says, it’s not safe to be out, but Nathan says he can arrange for a PCPD officer to accompany them in tandem with Brennan’s WSB detail. Charlotte says, please. She really, really needs this.

Turner asks, what happened after the wedding was called off? and Elizabeth says, Willow ran out of the church and she and her friend went looking for her. Tuner asks if they found her, and Elizabeth says they did. At her former mother-in-law’s house. She just wanted to see her kids, but she wasn’t allowed to. Turner asks how she’d describe Miss Tate’s state of mind, and Elizabeth says, distraught. Turner asks if Willow said anything about her relationship with Congressman Cain, and Elizabeth says, that it was over. Turner says, and was it? and Elizabeth says, they’ve since reconciled and gotten married. Turner says, oh. Did she ever see Willow arguing with him after that? Elizabeth says, in July, and Turner says, when? Before they reconciled? Elizabeth says, yes, and Turner asks how things were between them in the days leading up to the shooting. Elizabeth says, if she remembers correctly, she doesn’t think they were on speaking terms the day of the shooting, and Turner asks what Miss Tate told her about the congressman and her children. Elizabeth says, that if she was still with Drew, Michael wouldn’t let her see her kids, and Turner asks if it’s possible that Miss Tate saw Congressman Cain as the one thing standing between her and her children, and the only solution was to remove him permanently. Alexis objects, and the judge says, sustained. He tells Turner to be careful, and she says, yes, your honor. No further questions. Alexis asks if Elizabeth had ever seen Willow act in anger, malice, or hostility, and Elizabeth says, no. Alexis says, in Elizabeth’s experience, what kind of person is Willow? and Elizabeth says, she’s an excellent nurse. She’s a wonderful friend and a great mom. Alexis thanks her and says, no further questions. Judge Sullivan says he’d like to call a recess at this time, and leaves the bench. Willow says she doesn’t think it’s going very well, but Drew says, the jury will see through Turner’s game. Don’t worry. She says she hopes he’s right. She’s going to splash some water on her face. She’ll be right back. She leaves and Drew tells Alexis that she’s blowing this. Keep this up and he swears she’ll never see Scout again.

In the hallway, Chase asks Dante what happened with the traffic footage going missing, and Dante says he doesn’t know. He’s got to retrack it. Footage just doesn’t disappear. Chase asks if he thinks it’s a glitch, but Dante says, no. He thinks someone got to it. Chase says he hopes Dante isn’t implying it was him. He’d never tamper with evidence. Dante says, good to hear. (The way Chase is acting, it would make me think it was him if I didn’t know it was Jack.)

Isaiah tells Portia that he’s done a lot of reflecting. On his work with kids in Africa, his childhood, and the influences his father had on him. He wants her to know, if the baby is his, he’ll be the best father he can be. He’ll be the father the baby deserves. Portia says she knows that and thanks him. As soon as she can, she’ll get the paternity test. She’s not making the same mistake she made with Curtis and Trina. This time, she wants them to know the truth, no matter what it may be.

Britt tells Brad that she managed to pull some things together like she did with her car. Her quarters here at Carly’s flop house leave a lot to be desired, but she didn’t have a lot of choices. He says he’s surprised this place was a choice. How did she convince Carly to take her on as a tenant? Britt says, trust her, it took a village. She’s not anybody’s favorite person right now. Well, with one possible exception. He asks, who? and she says, Rocco. He says, as in Ben? and she says, yes. She’s glad somebody remembers his real name. They’ve been spending time together. It’s so amazing. She thinks they could get close if Lulu stayed out of the way.

Lulu says, okay. Charlotte can go with Nina if she promises to cooperate with the WSB detail and the PCPD office Nathan calls in. Nina says, of course (🍷). She’s sure they’ll still have time for some girl talk. Charlotte promises to do whatever the unnecessary security detail tells her to do, and Lulu says she’ll take it. Nina says they’ll be back soon, and they leave. Nathan says, Lulu doesn’t have worry. Charlotte has a lot of people looking out for her. Lulu says she’s more worried about Charlotte listening to Brennan talk about Valentin the way he just did. It will make Charlotte want to be with her father even more.

Alexis says she’s poured everything she has into this so she can see her granddaughter, and Drew says she could have fooled him. Because she basically just sat back and let turner get Elizabeth and Kristina to say that Willow did it. She says he has no idea what he’s talking about. Having the stills deemed inadmissible was a huge win and she hasn’t even presented her case yet. He says he’s not taking that chance. When he’s up there, he’s going to remember exactly who shot him – Michael. Alexis says, like hell he will. Turner is an excellent prosecutor and his sudden memory won’t hold up. Nina lied. Willow lied. They definitely won’t survive another one. He says he’ll take the risk. It’s worth it. She says he’ll make Willow look guiltier, and he says he’s lost all faith in her and everything she says. She tells him to listen to her. If he does this, it will make him a perjurer and her complicit. She already lost her license once and she’s not losing it again, especially for him. She will not support perjury, no matter what. Does he understand that? The bailiff says, court is back in session. All rise. Drew says she had her chance to fix this. Now it’s his turn.

Portia’s phone rings, and it’s Curtis. He says he called the hospital to check in and they said she was gone. She says she checked out a day early, and he asks if she’s sure that’s a good idea. She says, a hospital is the worst place for a doctor to be on bed rest. Imagine trying to rest at Aurora. He says, fair point. Is she craving anything? He can bring something to her hotel room. Portia says, no need. She has friend here and she’s taking good care of her. How’s the trial? Curtis says he was just stepping back in. There was a setback, but the prosecution seems to have a strong case. He’ll be glad when this is all over and they can just focus on the baby and the future.

Josslyn says she’s telling Jason what she knows. Telling her what he’s thinking about Spoon Island is only fair. Jason says, one of the first night’s he was back, he ran into Britt at the pier. She might have been headed there. She says, all the signs he needs are right in front of him, and he says he’s not denying Britt’s involvement, but motivation does matter. She’s desperate for this medicine. They could be forcing her to work in exchange for the meds. They just don’t have all the information yet. She says so she’ll get him more information, but he says, no, she won’t.

Britt tells Brad that she’s been thinking a lot about the first seven months with Ben, when she was raising him. Now he’s part of her life and she’s wondering what would have happened if the truth never came out. What her life would look like now. Brad says, come on. She knows she wasn’t ready to be a mom. He can tell she’s done a lot of growing up in the last few years, but back then…  She says, yeah. He’s right. And according to Lulu, she’s still not qualified to even own a house plant, let alone be anywhere near her son. You’d think Lulu would be thanking her. Her other kid’s father is a fugitive. Compared to him, she’s practically an angel.

At Café Cherie, Nina asks how Charlotte is holding up, and Charlotte says, fine. Nina says, Charlotte can tell her, and Charlotte says she feels like she’s caught between her parents. She knows they’ll never catch her dad. He always has contingency plans. Nina says she’s well aware, and Charlotte says, the only thing that’s ever slowed him down is her. Nina says, Charlotte is her father’s heart, his whole world. There’s nothing he wouldn’t do for her. She knows that it must killing him that he can’t talk to her. Charlotte says, he has. He’s been in touch.

Carly asks Valentin, why would Jack save Michael and then risk Josslyn’s life by recruiting her into the WSB? She knows from Anna, that path will destroy her. Valentin says, Jack has spent his life living under fictionalized identities. Lying isn’t what he does. It’s who he is. She says it sounds like he has personal experience, and he says, yeah. Jack played the role of his friend. Then one day he needed a scapegoat and Jack left him holding the bag, but that’s on him. He has no doubt Jack has feelings for her, but this recording makes one thing very clear. Their relationship was built on a lie and that lie continues. They started their relationship because she was an asset to Jack, nothing more, and by the way, the agreement they have is finished.

Turner asks where Drew was on the night of the shooting, and he says, at home. She asks if he was with anyone, and he says, nope. She says, no calls or texts with anyone? and he says, nope. She says, his cell phone records say the same thing. If he wasn’t chatting or texting with anyone, what did he do what he got home? He says he poured himself a drink and went to his safe. He went back to the living room and that’s about when he felt the bullet hit his back. She thanks him so much for recalling a very traumatic event. Does he know who shot him?

Nathan says Lulu was great for him and Charlotte and herself. She was kind of badass. Lulu says she was looking out for them and it was infuriating hearing Brennan accuse him of faking his time away. Brennan has no idea how painful it is to come back and find out the whole world has moved on without you. But she does and hates that Maxie will too. Nathan says, don’t worry about Maxie. They’ll help her together.

Nina says, Charlotte heard from her father? and Charlotte says, yeah. She doesn’t know who’s safe and has no one to talk to. It’s really hard. She has Nina and Rocco, but… Nina says, don’t tell her anything else. There are very powerful men looking for her father, both on the good side and bad side of the law. She loves Charlotte so very much, but Charlotte can’t trust anyone with this, not even her. (Brava, Nina.)

Valentin says he can see Carly’s hesitation and doubt. She can’t trust him if she doubts, so if she’s not fully invested, he can’t work with her. She says she’s just trying to figure out when Jack started to manipulate her. She realizes that every good deed he’s done is designed to make her feel safe so he could take advantage of her and her daughter. This makes her hate him even more. Let her be very clear. She has never been more committed in taking Jack Brennan down than she is right now.

Jason says he doesn’t want Josslyn to get intel for him. It could tip off Brennan, or worse, tip off Sidwell, or get her in trouble with the WSB. Josslyn says, this is bigger than her. It involves Lucas, her mom, and Vaughn. She will not stand down out of fear. He says, she’s as stubborn as her mom, and she thanks him. He says he doesn’t want to sit and argue about it, but please be careful. It will kill him if something happens to her. She says she’s sure nothing will. Besides, it’s nice working with him and it won’t be the last time. She’ll uncover everything he needs to know.

Brad tells Britt that he’s got to say he did not see dining and ditching on his Bingo card today, and she says, her either, but she had the most fun with her bestie. They dance around, when there’s a knock at the door. Brad says, who’s that? but Britt says she doesn’t know. She opens the door to find Chase with another officer and asks what she can do for him. Chase says he thinks she knows why they’re here. She’s under arrest. He sees Brad and says, good. He’s also under arrest. Put their hands behind their backs. Brad says, me? What?  

Portia says, the fact that Curtis doesn’t know the truth about the whole situation makes it difficult to relax, and Isaiah says, no matter what happens with the paternity test, everything will be fine. He knows the situation is complicated, but it has the potential to be amazing. She says she thinks so too. Thanks to him. For the first time since she found out about the baby, she believes things are going to be okay, no matter what happens.

Drew says, no. He doesn’t know who shot him, and Alexis breathes a sigh of relief. Turner says, the prosecution rests, and Alexis says she has no questions. Judge Sullivan says, the court is in recess until tomorrow when the defense will present their case, and the bailiff says, all rise. Alexis says, Drew made the right decision, and he says, for her sake, she’d better hope he did. If she doesn’t turn this around, he swears he’ll follow through with what he said. Just because he didn’t remember Michael shooting him doesn’t mean he won’t. Willow looks at him.

On Monday, Tracy tells Cody, go for it; Jordan asks how Curtis pulled that off; Nina tells Ava that she’s made far worse compromises to save Willow; and Britt says, this is all a big misunderstanding.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

So very sorry to hear this.

https://ew.com/anthony-geary-dead-general-hospital-luke-spencer-78-11869209

From those who loved him.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/who-is-general-hospital-star-anthony-gearys-husband-meet-claudio-gama/

https://ew.com/general-hospital-star-genie-francis-reacts-to-anthony-geary-death-11869441

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-laura-genie-francis-reacts-to-anthony-gearys-death-i-am-crushed/

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-emma-samms-pays-tribute-to-anthony-geary-he-gave-me-confidence-exclusive/

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/stars-from-john-stamos-to-jonathan-jackson-pay-tribute-to-general-hospital-icon-anthony-geary/

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/photos/remembering-general-hospital-star-anthony-geary-1947-2005-his-life-in-photos-and-rare-quotes/

A weird blast from the past. Another sad occurrence this week that I’m trying not to think too hard about or I’ll spiral.

https://ew.com/rob-reiner-and-anthony-geary-shared-scene-on-all-in-the-family-11869911

And the good news. Brad is back and ready to watch the Oscars with Britt!

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-goings-parry-shen-returns-as-brad-you-will-not-be-disappointed-exclusive/

Sounds intriguing. And rather odd.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-alum-bryan-craig-teams-up-with-rap-legend-flava-flav-for-new-movie/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

Nathan no longer cared if Max was pissed at him. He needed Max to do his job. Captain Sandy caught Max sitting down during a docking, which was not a good look. The tip was $20k or $1600 each, plus the crew got a field trip to the Alinghi Red Bull Racing Headquarters. Aesha got an extra surprise when Scott showed up there, especially since she’d been missing him lately. In her interview, she said she was starting to think about a future that wasn’t on a boat. In Max’s interview, he said he wanted to be rebellious, and tried to compare himself to his war hero grandfather. Um… no. Since V was obviously sick, the captain told her to take the next charter off and sent her off on a mini vacay on shore. While the cat was away, Eyebrows Joe played with Kizzy. I don’t know what’s wrong with that girl. He’s an a-hole too, but that’s par for the course. Women need to support other women, and women like Kizzy are why we’re not ruling the world at this point. Captain Sandy needed a temp deckhand, and Gael was being sent until V returned.

Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City

I’m getting frustrated with this one. Too many loud arguments in public places. The only two things I got out of this week’s episodes were donkey rides… Okay, it was funny when Lisa wanted to know if they bite and the guide kept saying, yes, because something was lost in the translation. Britani also swooped in and trademarked high body count hair, to which Angie took offense, since she was the one who coined the term. According to Brittani, all’s fair in love and trademarks. Alrighty then.

And just what did happen on that plane? On Watch What Happens Live, Heather told us to stay tuned for the Reunion.

Vanderpump Rules

It’s all dating and gossip, and when one of the cast said they were bored, I thought I’m bored. Most of the cast is interchangeable, there is no number one guy, and Venus is just plain taxing. LVP had to break up a fight at a photo shoot and humble bragging Chris said he’d been on a few dating shows I’ve never heard of. I’m really trying to give this time, but it’s hard to watch the immaturity of a basically forgettable group.

Southern Charm

Whoa. Craig. Salley was after Craig, spending many nights in his hot tub to no avail. Craig seems to be into Charlie, who is definitely into him, which makes Salley not a girl’s girl. To prove this point, because Molly said something Salley didn’t like, Salley announced a man had paid for Molly’s vaginal rejuvenation. I say, kudos to Molly! Molly finally called Salley a f***ing a-hole, which I’m sure had been brewing for a while. Shep was contrite about throwing Austen under the bus, and said he thought Craig had trouble with expressing remorse. He thought it made him look weak. We got some Patricia and new butler Randy, who is no Michael.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Boz set up a speed dating event for her single friends. All the women showed up dressed in black, and in Sutton’s interview, she said it looked like they’d come back from some sort of witch convention. In Erika’s interview, she said it was where they were in their lives, under a black cloud. She also claimed Sutton had more game than she did. Erika on stage was one thing, but IRL, she was shy and couldn’t make small talk.

Random Reality Items

I’m not a faithful watcher of this show, but whenever I catch it, I enjoy it.

Tossing this one in the I-Don’t-Care file.

Kentucky Muffin starts New Year fresh. Hopefully.

This time, they’re taking it on the road.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Troll 2. Netflix. I don’t hate a monster movie, and the monster was the deciding factor after seeing the trailer. TBH, I think I saw the first one, but it was so long ago, I’m not positive. The review made me wonder if the reviewer and I had seen the same film. I thought there was plenty of action, some enjoyably gruesome moments, a few laughs, and a surprise history/geography lesson. The trolls were pretty cool and the scenery made me want to move to Sweden.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/troll-2-netflix-movie-review

House of Gucci. Netflix. If any dramatization of a true murder could be called a good time, this would be it. In a nutshell, the founder of Gucci (Maurizio) was shot by a man hired by his soon-to-be ex-wife Patrizia. While the story is what it is, the cast is what makes it a fun ride. Lady Gaga, Al Pacino, and Jared Leto are worth the price of admission, as Patrizia, and brothers Aldo and Paolo, respectively.

https://www.slashfilm.com/2053776/lady-gaga-true-crime-thriller-house-of-gucci-streaming-netflix/

The Fanatic. Netflix. Again, maybe my taste stinks, but despite the so-so to bad reviews, I loved this film. John Travolta (at his most unrecognizable since Hairspray) stars as Moose a superfan of a movie star whose autograph he’s chasing. It’s the story of what happens when a superfan becomes a stalker. Oddly enough, even when Moose turns that corner, it’s hard not to be sympathetic to him, especially since the object of his adoration isn’t too nice to him. No doubt, Travolta’s amazing performance adds to the empathy. I also don’t know if it was me, but I would swear there were little homages to Tarantino, like the inclusion of Stuck in the Middle with You in the soundtrack and Moose wanting a milkshake at a bar.

https://theoutline.com/post/7948/the-fanatic-review-fred-durst-john-travolta

I also watched the finale of IT: Welcome to Derry, and the only disappointing thing about it was that it was the finale. I felt like I was just getting into it and who knows how long it will be before the next season. At least the story concluded, for now, and we saw Dick Halloran go off to his next job at the Overlook. And as he said, how much trouble can a hotel be?

https://ew.com/it-welcome-to-derry-season-finale-pennywise-time-revelation-exclusive-11867406

🔮 Watches Of the Future…

The trailer for Season 2 Part 2 of Stranger Things. Why, oh why, must they do it this way?

https://ew.com/stranger-things-5-volume-2-trailer-eleven-recruits-kali-vecna-seeks-new-worlds-11868910

I’m hoping to watch the new season this weekend, but I’m behind on my holiday chores. I did manage to get the wreath up on the door.

https://ew.com/justin-theroux-explosive-fallout-entrance-robert-house-means-season-2-11869600

🎭 This Year In Film…

As always, this is a matter of perspective. If I had to pick a favorite, I’d be torn between Sinners and Wicked: For Good. They were both magnificent.

https://ew.com/the-best-movies-of-2025-11763015

🏆 And the Award Is Moving To…

Why? Who knows.

https://ew.com/oscars-moving-youtube-11871380

🚀 A Final Trip Into Space…

I’ve never seen Buck Rogers, although I’m familiar with Gil Gerard’s work. But the reason I included this was because of the lovely last words he left and those of his wife upon his passing.

https://extratv.com/2025/12/16/gil-gerard-tvs-buck-rogers-dies-at-82/

🎄 🐾 ‘Twas the Night Before…

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/lifestyle/article-5176511/The-festive-pets-dressed-holidays.html

This is a new one on me, but I’m all for it.

https://paradepets.com/pet-news/dachshunds-christmas-meetup-in-nyc-and-sopranos-actor-cameo

That Pug does not look happy as a Christmas tree, but it’s a small price to pay for all those treats he gets.

https://www.boredpanda.com/10-cutest-costumes-for-your-pet-to-greet-xmas

Something old that will never get old.

https://www.popsugar.com/celebrity/lady-gaga-taylor-kinney-dress-dogs-like-santa-39377012

☃️ Quotes of the Week

Success doesn’t come from what you do occasionally, it comes from what you do consistently.Marie Forleo

If you hear a voice within you say, you cannot paint, then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced. – Vincent Van Gogh

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. – Robert Brault

Maintain composure in times of heightened emotion, reacting only when thoughts are calm and clear. Being sensible will open doors for solutions and creativity. – Jaren L. Davis

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor. – Sholem Aleichem (Yep.)

May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. – Nelson Mandela

Happiness doesn’t come as a result of getting something we don’t have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have. – Frederick Koenig (Well, duh, Frederick.)

You don’t have to become something you’re not to be better than you were. – Sidney Poitier

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.Suzy Kassem

Poor Danny. All that money, no ice cream. – Moose (John Travolta), The Fanatic

🎅 He Sees You When You’re Sleeping…

Until next week, stay safe; stay not stressing over things left undone; and stay remembering that sometimes the best way to support someone is to stay out of it.

December 19, 2024 – Curtis Confronts Drew, New Girlfriend, Missed New York, Charming Dog Party, Little Craig’s First Birthday & More Wrapping

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What I Watched Today

(The whole GH enchilada on Fridays; the other days, who knows?)

General Hospital

Isaiah is in the steam room when Jordan comes in. She asks what he’s doing in here.

Brook and Gio wrap gifts, and Brook wonders if she went overboard, but Gio says, there’s no such thing as too many presents. And no matter how many presents Scout and Danny get, they’ll still miss their mom.

Sasha is at a table in the nook, when Jason walks in with a plate. Without looking up, she says, put it down. Does he like it when someone does his job? Leave the plate. He wisely puts it down and asks if she’s coming up with new stuff. She says, she’s figuring out how to repurpose leftovers so she can serve the same food twice and no one thinks she’s slacking. He says he doesn’t think anyone would, and she asks if he’s met Tracy. He says, point taken. He wanted to thank her for having snacks available for the kids. Danny and Scout don’t have much of an appetite. Sasha says, they lost their mom. It’s the least she can do. Since he’s here, she wants to say thank you. He says, for what? and she says she owes him her life.

Willow comes into Nina’s apartment, and Nina says she probably over did it with the decorations. Willow says, she can’t believe Nina did this for the kids, but Nina says she did it for Willow too. And that’s not all she did.

Tracy opens the door to Martin, who says he’s here for Michael. She asks what business he has with Michael, and he says, confidential business. She says, Michael’s not here. He can leave the paperwork with her. He says he can’t do that.

Drew goes into his office and finds Curtis there. Curtis asks, what brings him by? and Drew says, the stock is plummeting. What is Curtis doing about it? Why doesn’t he seem concerned that Drew’s company is in trouble?

In the Wellness Center gym, Michael looks at the press release from Aurora Media on his tablet. Chase comes in and asks if Michael is okay. Michael asks why he wouldn’t be, and Chase says, what happened at the party was rough. Michael says, it wasn’t the happiest Quartermaine gathering, and Chase says he’s sorry for what Michael is going through. Michael says, Chase is being generous considering Michael did to Chase what Drew is doing to him.

Josslyn sees Cameron in Rice Plaza.

Isaiah says he didn’t expect to see Jordan, and Jordan says she didn’t expect to see him in the women’s steam room. He says, oh my God. He swears he saw the sign… He’s just going to go. He tries to open the door, but it’s stuck. Jordan says, you’ve got to be kidding me.

Tracy asks if Martin is trying to save money on a process server. She figures he’s here to serve Michael papers. He says he’s sorry, but he’s not at liberty to discuss it, and she asks if she can make a guess. She thinks Michael’s faithless wife retained him, along with her barracuda of a mother. He repeats that he’s not at liberty to discuss it. Tracy tells him to take a message back. Going against Michael is going against the entire Quartermaine family. Martin says, she sounds over rehearsed. Does she say that to the pizza delivery boy on Thanksgiving? She says, a word of advice. Tell the harlots he’s working for to raise the white flag. He asks why he would do that, and she says, because smarter and richer people have gone against the Quartermaines and they always end up victorious.

Michael says he guesses turnabout is fair play, but Chase says he doesn’t see it that way. He never did. Michael says, he loved Willow and supposes that’s why he justified her being with Drew, and Chase says, what he did was misguided, but he’s a good guy and no one deserves to go through what he’s going through. If Michael wants to talk, he’s here. Michael says he might take Chase up on it, but now he has to figure out what’s next.

Curtis says, the stock price is already stabilizing, and Drew says, the quarterly report was released early. How could Curtis let that happen? Why isn’t he doing something? Curtis asks why he should do anything, and Drew says, it’s his job. Curtis says, sounds like a job for a CEO. Isn’t Drew replacing him with Michael?

Nina says, it might seem like she overstepped, but she retained Martin Grey as Willow’s attorney. He filed for a legal separation from Michael. Willow says she wishes Nina had talked to her first, and Nina says, they’re talking now. They have to be proactive. No one knows better than she does that Michael’s family will be. Time is not on their side. Willow says, it’s been one day, and Nina says, a lot can happen. Michael will be represented by Diane Miller and she’s the best. He’ll probably want full custody. Willow says, no. Michael knows the children belong with her. When it comes to the kids, they’ll find a way to compromise. Nina says, Michael is a Quartermaine and a Corinthos, and they never compromise.

Josslyn asks when Cameron got in, and he says, today. He’s just passing through to wish everyone a merry Christmas. His mom nearly hugged the life out of him. She says, if he’s just passing through, where is he spending the holidays? He says, Key West, and she says, after all the times he grumbled at her about going to Puerto Rico. He doesn’t deserve a warm Christmas. He says, how about her and Dex? Are they doing anything?…  Is she okay? She says, obviously, he wouldn’t know, but Dex just died.

Brook says, Gio must miss his ma, and he says, she loved to play Tu Scendi Dalle Stelle every year. It’s an Italian Christmas Carol. Brook asks what it means, and he says, you come down from the stars. He’ll play it for her sometime. She says she’d love that. He can tell her that it’s none of her business – not that she doesn’t appreciate the help, which she clearly needs – but why is he home? Doesn’t he have any holiday plans with friends?

Isaiah says, the was fine when he came in, and Jordan says, something must have happened when she shut it. They can’t just stand here like lobsters in a pot. He says, technically, they’re being steamed, not boiled, and she says, help her find something to open the door. He says, they have towels, his workbook, and their hands, and she says, now what? He says, they call for help. They start pounding on the door and yelling.

Jason says, sorry she got caught up with Sidwell, and Sasha says, that was because of her mother. He asks if she’s heard from Holly, and she says, usually she would answer, are you kidding me? but Holly and Robert have been texting her. Sometimes she texts back. He says, they seemed driven to find her, and she says, it’s less trouble to believe that about Robert, who she just met, then her mother, who she’s known her whole life. Her mother had her reasons. He says, parents are human too, and she says, her mother had the good sense to send him to rescue her, so she guesses Holly can’t be all that bad.

Chase says, so Michael doesn’t want to end his marriage? and Michael says he doesn’t. He’s still angry, but the video popped up and his whole family saw it. He never wanted that to happen. He didn’t want Willow to ever know about the video. Chase says, why not? They both have to be honest with each other. Michael says he didn’t want to confront Willow. He was afraid it would blow up his marriage. Now, it may be too late to save it.

Nina tells Willow that Michael has his family – Carly, Sonny, and all the Quartermaines – and they’re all protective of each other and extremely possessive about their children. Willow says she can’t think, but Nina says, that’s what she’s here for and Martin is here for. No matter what it takes or costs, she’ll do everything to make sure the children stay with Willow. She has to remember, she can’t count on anyone in Michael’s family to help her. Willow says, that’s not true. Drew is on her side. Nina tells her that she hates to say it, but Drew really isn’t a man Willow should rely on.

Drew asks what Curtis is talking about, and Curtis asks if he was misinformed. Drew says he was going to put Curtis back in Wellness with a big bump in salary, and Curtis says, that’s generous, especially since Drew knows Aurora thrived under his leadership. Drew says, until today. The stock dive put the company in jeopardy and Curtis did nothing to stop it. Curtis says, so Drew has had zero complaints about his performance until today. Interesting. Drew says, he let it happen on purpose. Was it payback? He’s got to let Curtis go. It’s what’s best for the company. Curtis says, it’s not and Drew can’t do that. In fact, he’s just been promoted.

Cameron tells Josslyn that he’s so sorry. He had no idea. Josslyn says, it just happened last night, and he says he can’t imagine how she’s feeling. She says she wouldn’t want him to, and he says, she’s probably sick of people asking, but how is she doing? She says, right now, she’s putting one foot in front of the other. Dex just graduated from the police academy. He was on duty when he was stabbed. He hugs her and says he’s so sorry.

Jordan and Isaiah continue to bang on the door, and Jordan yells, we’re stuck! Can anyone hear me? On the other side of the door, a woman asks if they need help, and Isaiah says, the door is stuck. It won’t open. She asks if he’s aware he’s in the women’s steam room, and he says, yes. He’s new… Jordan says, they can discuss it later. The woman tries the door and says, yep, it’s stuck. She’ll get help. Jordan says, please turn off the steam… More steam comes in, and Isaiah asks if it’s getting hotter. Jordan says, of course (🍷).

Martin tells Tracy that no one is going to side with a spoiled billionaire against a beautiful, young mother who has survived a cult and cancer. Tracy asks if they’re going to tie her to a railroad track, and he says he supposes a woman as bitter as she is doesn’t understand that optics matter. She says, Willow slept with her husband’s uncle. What jury will find that more sympathetic than a loving father who would do anything for his children? He says, good question, but you know what they say, marriage is complicated. They both know that since they have eight between them. She’s got him beat by two. She says she used to feel sorry for him, but he’s nothing but a vulture, feeding off broken relationships and misery. How does he look in the mirror? He laughs and says, all that from a woman whose only source of joy is to make life miserable for everyone else, and he leaves.

Chase asks why Michael thinks he and Willow don’t tell each other the truth, and Michael says, they’re always trying to protect each other. Chase asks what he’s protecting Willow from, and Michael says, ELQ, Aurora, him going after his dad, him dealing with Nina… Chase says he’s not seeing why it’s worth it to keep secrets, when they could share their burdens, and Michael says he wants Willow to think the best of him. He can’t be honest, and he can’t know for sure, but when Willow sees Drew, she sees someone who won’t lie to her. It’s the one thing that draws her to him.

Curtis tells Drew that there will be a press release soon saying the company has a new majority shareholder, Michael Corinthos, and Michael has named him new permanent CEO affective immediately. Drew says, he and Michael teamed up against him, but Curtis says, they saw an opportunity and took it. Drew says, they manipulated the stock to steal the company from him, but Curtis says, the preliminary report being released was an accident. Drew says he was Curtis’s friend. How could Curtis do this to him? Curtis says, they were friends, until Drew decided to lie to him. Drew says he’s going to find a way to get Curtis removed from the office and the company, and Curtis says, good luck. He already made the mistake of trusting a Quartermaine once. This time, Michael has signed a legal and binding contract to insure he remains CEO of Aurora for five years. It’s in the best interest of the company. Drew says, if it wasn’t so despicable, he might be impressed (yeah, it’s always despicable when it’s not you), and Curtis says, there’s no way he’s letting a Quartermaine take advantage of him again. He refuses to be a pawn in the Quartermaine family games.

Nina says, Diane will use any contact Willow has with Drew to exploit that she slept with him, and Willow says, they didn’t plan it. It happened once. Nina says, that helps, but only if she doesn’t see Drew again. Willow says she and Drew aren’t seeing each other, and Nina says, she can’t see him socially and not privately. She doesn’t want to seem insensitive to Michael’s pain. Willow says, he’s not the only one in pain, and Nina says she knows Willow is hurting. Willow says she meant Drew. (Ugh.) He’s away from his daughter. Nina says she feels bad for Scout, but Drew did this to himself. Willow says, he’s going to be alone on Christmas, and Nina says, maybe he deserves that. Willow says, no one does. That’s why she invited him and Scout over on Christmas Eve.

Cameron says, for what it’s worth (🍷), he’s happy Josslyn and Dex found each other and had the time they did. Josslyn says she appreciates that, when Gretchen joins them and kisses Cameron on the cheek.

Jordan laughs and says, so this is how they die. Isaiah asks if she’s really worried, and she says, no…  mostly. Isaiah says, she saved him from an assassin, and she says, maybe someone’s trying to take out both of them. Two birds with one steam room. He says, she was a cop and this is how she goes out? and she says she wasn’t just a cop. She was Police Commissioner. He says, his point is, she’s been in more dangerous situations, and she says, how about him? He could say the same, working in war torn countries. This must be a walk in the park. A sweaty, disgusting park. He laughs.

Brook says, Gio is young. He should be out enjoying life. Gio says he is, but between moving here, practice, school, and practice, he doesn’t have much time for friends. She says, change is hard. She’s sure it was hard for his mom, moving to Brooklyn from Italy, but then she met his dad. He asks if she’s saying that he’s going to meet his future wife, and she says, he’d better before her mother finds her for him. She’s not trying to force him, but fair warning, she’s going to be on him. He’s got to get out there. He has a good heart and should share it with others. Corny? He says, yeah, but she sounds just like his mom.

Sasha tells Jason that it would be nice if she could forgive Holly, but she doesn’t know if she’ll ever get there. He says, families are complicated. His is complicated. She says she’s seen photos of him around the house and he looked like a different person. He says he was. That’s part of the reason he keeps his distance. He wouldn’t be here if Danny wasn’t here. She says, one more question. It’s a tough one. She saw a photo of him in a reindeer sweater. Any chance of him wearing it this year? He says, it doesn’t fit, and she says, it stretches. He says he heard, and she says, he’s not going to change his mind. He says, those days are long gone. (I would pay money to see Jason in a reindeer sweater.)

Chase says, Willow is beautiful and trusting and has a big heart, and Michael says, she’s practically perfect. Chase says, she’s not perfect. She’s suffered trauma. She was raised in a cult. Michael says, it took strength to run away from Dawn of Day, and Chase says, people who escape cults don’t trust easily. They put their trust in a rescuer like Drew. It’s easy to forget what she’s been through and put her on a pedestal. Michael says he did put Willow on a pedestal, and Chase says he thinks she did the same to him and Drew. Michael says he thought she was perfect and learned the hard way how wrong he was.

Drew says he brought Curtis in and handed him the Wellness division, and Curtis says, Drew trusted him. Drew says he never stopped trusting Curtis or being his friend, and Curtis says, they see friendship differently. Friends don’t lead each other on and don’t hide the truth. Drew asks why Curtis didn’t talk to him, and Curtis says he tried to, and Drew put him off like a lackey. Like he’s doing now, but refuses to see. Why did he offer Michael the CEO position? Drew says, Michael ran Aurora before and has more C-suite experience, but Curtis says, that’s not the reason. They both know what Drew can’t say aloud, so allow him. Drew offered Michael the job because he was sneaking around with Michael’s wife.

Isaiah tells Jordan that he was in medical school and had no time to eat or sleep. One night, he went to a megastore to stock up on some junk food. He went past the furniture section and saw a comfy recliner. Jordan says, and he was exhausted, so he took it for a test drive, and he says he closed his eyes for one minute and woke up at four in the morning. He was locked inside and had a final the next day. She says, and he had no phone, and he says he did, but… She says, it was dead, and he had to charge it, didn’t he? He says, maybe. He thought about calling the police, the fire department, his med school buddies, anyone who could help. The doors finally opened. She asks how he did on the final, and he says he aced it of course (🍷). She says, of course (🍷).

Cameron introduces Josslyn and Gretchen, and Gretchen says, Cameron told her about Josslyn, Trina and Spencer. Josslyn says she’s lucky she’s got great friends. She assumes they’re going to Key West together. Cameron says, Gretchen’s family has a house on the water. They were getting some last-minute gifts for her parents. Gretchen says, they need to head to the airport. She’s going to go call a Ride Share. She tells Josslyn that it was nice to meet her, and Josslyn says, her too. Gretchen leaves.  

Tracy asks for a word with Jason, and he says, sure. What does she need? She says she’s never made a secret of her dislike of him. He’s a thug, a murderer, and an ingrate. He says, okay, and she says, despite his rejecting the family at every turn, Monica, Alan, and her father loved him. He dismissed that love, and it meant nothing to him. He asks if there’s a point, and she says, yeah. He had no use for the family, but all of a sudden, he feels entitled to live here like nothing happened. He says he’s not entitled. Danny is. Danny needs his family and he’s here for him. And he’s trying to make it work with everyone, even her.

Curtis says, if Drew doesn’t mind, he has a company to run, and Drew says, Curtis may not trust him, but he can’t trust Michael. He has his own agenda. Curtis says he knows. Michael told him. He wanted to bring down the man who seduced his wife. That means he was the only person who had Aurora’s best interest at heart.

Nina tells Willow that when Diane hears she invited the man she committed adultery with to spend Christmas Eve with Michael’s children… Willow says, they’re her children too, and Nina says, they are, but they won’t be much longer if she keeps Drew in her life. Willow says, Scout will be here. Nina will be here. She’ll make sure she’s never alone with Drew. Nina says, she’s trying to think strategically. Willow is in for a very long, brutal battle. Willow says, it is Christmas. Leave the strategies to the lawyers. What she needs from Nina is to be her mom.  

Michael tells Chase that he wants to work things out. Despite everything, he still loves Willow. Chase says, he’s a good father and a loving husband if he chooses to forgive Willow and move past it. Michael says he might forgive Willow someday, but Drew, no. Never. Drew went after his wife, and he’ll never forgive him. Drew is going to pay for blowing up his marriage.

The steam room door opens, and a fireman comes in. He says, they’re free. The wedge was stuck in the door… Deputy Mayor. Jordan says, in the flesh. She thanks him for his help and leaves. Isaiah smiles.

Tracy says, for all her complaints about Jason, she’ll say one thing. He’s exactly who he says he is and never pretends to be anybody else. He asks, why would he? and she says, he’s a hitman and he’s asking, why would he? She vastly prefers his presence to that of his brother’s. He says, thank you? and she says, Drew made a big display of taking the Quartermaine name. Jason rejected it. Irony of ironies, between the hitman and the congressman, Jason has shown himself to be the true member of this family. He says he never thought of it that way, and she says, of course (🍷) he didn’t. He says, now he’s here for Danny. She’s right. He is.

Drew tells Curtis, this is not over. There’s no way he’s letting Curtis steal the company he built from the ground up. He goes out the door, and Curtis says, Drew forgot something. He takes off Drew’s nameplate and hands it to him. He says, Drew is still a minority shareholder and under his leadership, they’ll make great money. Aurora will be booming for the next five years.

Nina says, if Willow really wants it, okay. Drew can bring Scout over for Christmas Eve. Willow says she’ll make sure he knows the ground rules, but Nina says she’ll do it. And they’re going to keep Martin. Once Michael finds out, they’ll need him. Willow says, it will be fine for now, and Nina says she wants to let Willow know that she likes having her here. She’ll always be Willow’s mom and always be her for her. They hug.  

Martin finds Michael on the treadmill, and Michael asks what he’s doing here. Martin hands Michael an envelope and says, he can consider himself served. Martin leaves and Michael looks at the paperwork. It’s a filing for a legal separation.  

Cameron says, have a nice Christmas, and Josslyn tells him the same. They hug, and he tells her, take care. He leaves and Josslyn’s phone dings. She looks at it and says, 24 hours. My first full day without you. She looks up and closes her eyes. When she opens them, she sees Dex in full uniform. He smiles, and she looks around. When she looks back, he’s gone and she’s alone in the Plaza.

Tomorrow, Jack tells Carly that it’s a Christmas miracle; James says he finally has an uncle, so shouldn’t he be here for Christmas; and Willow tells Drew that she’s beginning to feel like she doesn’t know Michael at all.

💝 The Girl Behind Gretchen…

I actually remember Kids Bop. I’m just not sure why.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/who-is-camerons-girlfriend-on-general-hospital

🗽 Back To New York…

Since this wasn’t posted on the night of. TBH, I’ve already forgotten what happened. Except I keep getting reminded about Abe’s d*ck.

👒 Putting On the Dog…

The highlight of this episode was the 13th birthday party for Bella, Rodrigo and Tyler’s dog. Watching them shop for the party made me wish I had a gay best friend. The theme was Doggy Parton and cute dogs in outfits abounded. JT, however, was not invited, even though he could be considered a dog.

It was pretty much unanimous that he did not call Patricia a bitch, as Craig inferred. He also wrote Patricia an apology letter for his cluelessness at the Carolina Cup. In her interview, she said he was like an annoying gnat – agreed! – but letter writing was a lost art, and he did apologize. I’m sure it’s doubtful she’ll be inviting him to her next gentleman’s dinner though.

Madison asked JT to join her for coffee, and in her interview, she said, the last thing she needed was some little weasel in the middle of all this life. Again, agreed. She didn’t mince words, but asked if JT had ever seen her husband and made it clear that there was no world or lifetime in which she and JT would be lovers.

🐶 Little Craig Turns One…

The best thing about Shep.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/shep-rose-dog-lil-craig-first-birthday-southern-charm

❄️ A Woman Made Of Snow…

Join me tomorrow for soap and other matters of importance. Until then, stay safe; stay not overdoing the alcohol at holiday gatherings; and stay being exactly who you say you are and never pretending to be anybody else. Be like Jason.

December 12, 2024 – A Big Surprise At the Q’s Christmas Party, Charm This, Yellow Look, More Than Extra & Wrapping

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What I Watched Today

(The whole GH enchilada on Fridays; the other days, who knows?)

General Hospital

Natalia and Sonny are having dinner at Café Cherie and Natalia says, they should do a little business. She wants to show him the latest numbers from Lois’s appearance on Home & Heart. She shows him her tablet, and he says, Lois is raking in the profits. He’s sure Natalia’s guidance helped. She says, it was a team effort, and Sonny asks what else she wants to talk about, when Ric and Ava walk in.

Alexis meets Kristina at Charlie’s, and Kristina tells her that Charlie’s is closed indefinitely until she figures out what she wants to do with it. Alexis asks what she means, and Kristina says, dad decided Charlie’s needed new ownership – mine. Alexis asks if her father is giving her Charlie’s, and Kristina says, yeah. She thinks it’s the perfect time for some reinvention.

Elizabeth visits Dex and asks if he’s feeling better. He says, more than he expected. He’s watching the PCU/Llanview game preview. If he was on duty, he’d miss the whole thing. She says she appreciates him finding the silver lining.

In the nook, Sasha looks at her tablet and says, prenatal vitamins for women. Who else would they be for? (Good point.) Carly comes in and says, the hors d’oeuvres look amazing. She sees Sasha’s tablet and asks, who’s pregnant? Sasha says, no one. She was looking for multivitamins and that popped up. Carly says, algorithms are so weird.

At the gatehouse, Nina thanks Willow for inviting her to the Christmas party, and Willow says, it’s important to spend time with family during the holidays. Nina agrees and asks why Willow seems anxious.

Tracy calls Laura and leaves a message that she’s calling again. She’d like to know when she can come and see Lulu. Call her. Ned says, she still hasn’t seen Lulu? and she says, Laura is being stingy. She’s going to go over there. Ned says, the Christmas party is important. Olivia’s been working day and night. Tracy says, while Drew is playing footsie with Michael’s wife. What could possibly go wrong?

Ric wonders if they should go somewhere else, but Ava tells him, it would be rude not to say hello. They go over to Sonny and Natalia’s table, and Ava tells Sonny that her time with Avery was wonderful. They missed each other so much, but she’s sure Avery told him. Sonny says he’s not going to discuss Avery with her, and Ric asks Natalia if dinner is payback for lying stand.

Alexis asks if Kristina is reinventing Charlie’s or herself, and Kristina says, maybe both. Why does Alexis seem unhappy about it? Alexis says, Kristina hasn’t had time to process everything that’s happened, but Kristina says she thought it would take her mind off things. What’s up? Alexis says, it’s about her sister, and Kristina says she knows Alexis wants her to apologize, but she’s not going to. Alexis says, her sister and TJ are separating, and Kristina asks if Alexis thinks it’s because of her.

Felicia asks Elizabeth if Dex is cleared for visitors, and Elizabeth says, he is, but he’s watching the game. Interrupt at her own risk. Felicia says, Elizabeth is here late. She hopes Elizabeth is making time for some holiday cheer.  

Willow says she’s dreading the party, and Nina asks, why? Willow says, all the Quartermaines will be there, and Nina says, including Drew. She knows it’s hard, but whatever Willow decides, she’ll support her. Willow says she decided the kids deserve a happy Christmas with both parents and that’s exactly what she’s going to give them.

Olivia tells Ned to mind his Ps and Qs. Carly knows nothing about Drew and Willow. Ned says, she knows Jason attacked Drew. She’s bound to ask questions. Olivia says, they have to keep it under wraps.

Chase says, Brook looks amazing, and Tracy tells them to get a room. Brook says, they might have to sneak out early to do some extra work, and Chase says, she’s making him hot. Tracy wonders if she needs to send them to the stable to get hosed off. Why are they eager to have a child? This place has become a daycare center.

Carly asks where Willow is, and Michael says, she’s getting the kids settled with the babysitter. She and Nina will be here soon. Carly asks why Nina is coming, and he says, Willow invited her. She’s Nina’s daughter. Like it or not, she’s family. Carly says, Nina and Drew seem cozy, when Drew walks in. Carly says, their new congressman.

Sonny asks what Ric is talking about. He’s not in the mood. Ava says, Ric had the right idea. This place is too crowded. They should go someplace else to celebrate their victory. She tells Sonny and Natalia to enjoy their evening.  

Kristina asks if Alexis believes Molly and TJ’s breakup is another casualty of Ava, but Alexis says, says she thinks it’s more complex than that. Kristina says she was right to fight for custody. The baby would have gone to a broken home. Alexis says, that’s an oversimplification. Molly and TJ broke up because their baby died, and they weren’t grieving the same way. Tell her that she understands what Molly is going through.

Trina comes into the Christmas party, and Josslyn is looking at her phone. She says she’s watching the game and it’s not going well. Trina asks if PCU is losing, and Josslyn says, no, but it’s too close. Kai has been sacked three times and they’re warming up his backup. Taking him out would be the worst thing for him. Trina says, Josslyn doesn’t think it’s because he was working on their project, but Josslyn says she thinks he’s just having an off day. Trina asks, is it that bad if they lose? and Josslyn says she’ll never hear the end of it from Dex. Chase and Brook come in, and Chase asks, what’s the score? Josslyn says, PCU is up one point. She asks if they can turn it on the TV, but Tracy says, absolutely not. Ned wonders if he needs to run interference, and Olivia says she votes yes.

Michael asks Drew if Scout is settled in, and Drew says, she’s with the other kids. Michael says he’s glad they have each other. He’s sure Drew is going to make Christmas extra special for her. Drew says, after having such a tough time, she deserves to be spoiled. Willow and Nina come in, and Willow goes over to Michael. She gives him a kiss, and Drew goes to get a drink.

Brook says, Tracy won’t even notice the TV. They’ll put it on mute. Ned says he wants to watch, but only gets a blue screen when he puts the TV on. He says, the cable is out, and Tracy says, it’s a Christmas miracle.

Nina tells Olivia that it’s a lovely party, and Olivia says, it would be if Tracy would let them turn on the game. Carly interrupts, and Nina leaves. Carly asks Olivia, what’s going on? Michael and Willow are acting weird. Drew had a fight with Jason. Michael is close to Jason, and Drew and Willow are friends. Does she think they’re fighting by proxy? Olivia says she’s sure they’ll work it out. She has to check on the food.

At the PC Grill, Ava says, this is more like it. He asks what they should drink to, and Ava says, the next chapter. He says he can’t wait to see what she does with it, and they clink glasses.

Natalia says she hopes Sonny doesn’t let his brother spoil his evening, and Sonny says he wouldn’t give Ric the satisfaction. He suggests they talk about her, and she asks what he wants to know. He says, what does she want to tell him? and she says, he knows she has two kids, Allison and her son. Sonny says, he’s still in Puerto Rico? and she says, yes. She misses him, but she’s not sure if he misses her. She’s close to her parents and siblings, but currently not with her children. She’s probably told him all he needs to know. He says he’s all ears. Whatever she wants to tell.

Kristina tells Alexis, of course (🍷), she understands. She never wanted any of them to experience this much pain, but the truth is, if Adela had lived, Molly and TJ still would have broken up. Molly is her sister, and she knows these things. Alexis says, Kristina has no idea what it would have been like if Molly and TJ had become parents. That doesn’t mean Kristina doesn’t have the right to love the baby and imagine what life would be like if they were in each other’s lives. The same way Molly has a right to imagine what it would have been like if she’d become a mother. Kristina says, but Molly isn’t acting as if she’s thinking about her feelings as a mother. If she was, she’d want Ava to pay as badly as Kristina does.

Felicia says she’s rooting for PCU because she went to school there, and Dex says, then he won’t tell her that he’s rooting for Llanview. She says, nobody’s perfect, and he says he heard she gave a detailed statement to the police. She says, force of habit. She’s been around cops a lot. She’s glad he’s okay. He says, it could have been a lot worse.

Michael asks if he can hide out in the nook, and Sasha asks, what’s going on? He says he’s trying not to punch Drew’s lights out, and she asks if he’s going to be okay. He says he doesn’t know. He can’t keep going on like this. After the holidays, he’s going to tell Willow everything. She asks if she doesn’t have a say in this, and he tells her that he’s going to say it was a one-night stand. He won’t say it’s her. He’s not going to pull her into this. He has to tell Willow that he was unfaithful, and he knows she was unfaithful with Drew. She says she knows the truth is supposed to fix things, but sometimes it does the opposite. He says, they’ll be on equal footing. They both cheated. She says, what about Drew? and he says, Drew pursued Willow and took advantage of her crush. Drew drove them apart, and it’s going to cost him dearly.

Ava says, it would have gone differently if not for Ric, and Ric says, maybe, maybe not. She says she’s grateful, and he says he wouldn’t have taken her case or defended her as strongly if he didn’t think she was innocent. He knows what it’s like to be judged by past actions and he didn’t want her going down for something she didn’t do. She says, he got one over on his brother, and he says, that’s just an added bonus.

Sonny says he doesn’t know Natalia’s son, and Natalia says, he’s an incredibly talented musician. It’s all he ever wanted to do. She had huge plans for him, but it didn’t work out. He decided he didn’t want her help. Sonny is so present in his kids’ lives. They confide in him and seek him out for his advice. She admires that and she’s jealous. She wishes she had that relationship with her kids. He says, she can still fix it. Don’t give up. There’s always time to make it right.

Alexis asks if she’s got to remind Kristina that her sister can’t conceive and how hard it’s been, but Kristina says, no. Alexis says, she’s not less of a mother because she can’t carry her own child, but Kristina says she disagrees. She doesn’t understand why Molly isn’t fighting for her daughter. Alexis says, they have to heal, and Kristina says she’s trying. She’d love to not be in pain and feel normal. Alexis says, she’s refusing to see that it’s not just her. She and Molly are both in agony. Molly made her promise not to get in the middle and she’s doing everything to keep that promise. Kristina needs her sister more than she realizes. Kristina says, she’s right. She needs her sister. Unfortunately, Molly isn’t the sister she needs. She needs Sam.

Felicia says she admires that Dex sees his situation in a positive way, and he asks if he can be honest. She says, of course (🍷), and he says, the last time he was hurt, it wasn’t this noble. She says, no judgement, and he says he justified working for Sonny, but the difference between what happened then and being injured while doing a job he’s proud of means everything. Felicia says, the work he does is important. She thinks about it when Mac goes to work. Dex is a good cop. She’s glad to see he’s feeling better. He says he’s excited to get out and go home.

Drew hands Willow a drink and says, she looks nice. She says, him too. Has Scout made her Christmas list? He says, she’s having a hard time thinking of anything she wants. The one thing she wants, he can’t give her. She says, it’s hard when you can’t give someone what they want.

Chase says he wishes Drew would stay away from Willow, but Brook says she knows Willow loves Michael. He thinks there’s something secretive going on, and she says, everyone has secrets. It doesn’t make you a bad person. It makes you human.

Gio comes in, and Josslyn says, PCU just scored a touchdown. Gio was just there performing the National Anthem with the band. He could have stayed and watched. What is he doing here? He says he couldn’t miss the party, and Olivia calls him an angel and kisses his cheek.  

Carly asks Willow if she can borrow Drew, and they step away. He asks, what’s up? and she says she’s happy him and Jason called a truce, and he says, this is the right place for him and Scout right now. She asks if he knows how he’s going to handle the back and forth to DC, and he says, Port Charles will be his base, and he’ll commute. Scout has had enough upheaval. He should be the one making the sacrifices. She says she’s glad he’s putting Scout first. He’s a great dad. He and Willow share a glance.

Nina finds Drew and says, they need to talk. They go into the foyer, and she asks if he doesn’t he have a phone call he can take in his downtown office. He asks what she’s talking about, and she says, steer clear of Michael and Willow. He’s not helping them or their marriage. He says, they were talking about Scout. She loves Willow. If he can arrange some time for them to be together, Scout would be comforted. Nina says, it’s disgusting. He’s using his grieving daughter as an excuse to be around Willow. He says, if that’s what she thinks he’s doing, is she going to do something about it… He didn’t think so. He goes back to talk to Willow.

Tracy sees that everyone is watching the game on Josslyn’s phone. Tracy says she needs to pull Ned away for a moment.

Natalia says, Sonny and his brother aren’t close, and Sonny says, is it that obvious? She says, you don’t do what he did to Kristina if you’re family, and he says, they didn’t grow up together, so they didn’t have that bond. She says, that makes more sense, and he says, Ric always had a chip on his shoulder. He wanted Sonny’s acceptance and when he didn’t get it, he was determined to bring Sonny down. He wishes Ric would go away. You can’t be too careful with Ric. You’ve got to watch your back because he’s not above stabbing you in it.

Ava says, they’ve come out on top. Take that, City of Port Charles. Ric says, she doesn’t strike him as someone who cares what people think, and she says she doesn’t, and she doesn’t think he does either. He says he doesn’t give a damn about what other people think, and she says, the list is quite short. Avery, of course (🍷), Trina, of course (🍷), her nephew Lucas, and Nina. What they think matters. Everybody else can kick rocks. He says, including present company? and she says she appreciates his company. He says, how much? and she says, maybe he should find out.

Alexis says she knows Kristina misses her sister. They all do. What Sam would say if she was here is that Kristina’s anger at Ava is justified, but what she was saying to her sister, what she said at the courthouse, was wrong. Molly didn’t deserve that, and the sooner Kristina realizes and apologizes, is when she’s going to heal. Sam would tell her that this reinvention isn’t going to help her skip the process of doing that. Punishing her sister is hurting herself and all of them more than she knows.

Tracy tells Ned that they should push Drew out now. There’s nobody Monica loves more that Michael and Jason, and Drew is in open combat with both of them. It would be better if they evict him. Ned tells her that she said she didn’t want to burden Monica, but she says, the situation is a thousand times worse. They have Drew under their thumb, but when he goes to DC, they don’t know how much power he’ll actually have. They need to act now. They have to. They hear cheering from the other room and Ned runs in.

Josslyn calls Dex and asks if he’s going to admit defeat, but he insists it’s Bobcat season. Still, he wishes he was there. Josslyn says she’ll bring him some popovers, and he says he’ll see her after the Bobcats win. She says, he wishes.

Michael sees Willow and Drew talking, and Ned complains about the cable being out. Michael says he can stream the game from his phone to the TV. He turns it on, and Kai is doing an interview. Tracy turns it off and says, just because she’s allowing them to watch doesn’t mean she wants to listen to those men yammer on. They’ll watch with the sound off and anybody who doesn’t like it can leave.

Kristina says she doesn’t want any of them in pain, but she can’t do what Alexis is asking. Alexis says, she made her choice. Kristina knows where to find her and Molly. Kristina says she knows Alexis doesn’t agree, but that’s okay. She doesn’t have to, but don’t give up on her. She can’t lose Alexis to Ava too. Alexis says, that will never happen. She’s Kristina’s mother and will love her always. They hug, and she says, no matter what.

Sonny tells Natalia, Ric is persistent. The longer he’s in Port Charles, the worse it will be. He’s going to want revenge, then all bets are off. She says, so he’s totally unpredictable, but Sonny says, he’s too predictable. He took Ava’s case and now he’s representing her in their custody fight. He’s a good lawyer, but he’s not going to make it easy and he’s not going to make it quick. She says she believes Sonny will still win in the end. He’s a great dad and has Avery’s best intentions at heart. He says Ava is going to fight dirty, and with the money they have, it could go on forever. They’ll be arguing until they’re both bankrupt.

Ric says, Ava is now a free woman. What’s next? She says, the first thing on her list is getting a new house, when he waiter comes with the check. She insists on paying, and the waiter takes her credit card. Ric says he can’t wait to see what’s next, and she says, stick around. He says, sounds promising, and she asks how he feels about early Christmas gifts. He says, it depends. Wrapped or unwrapped? She says, one wrapped in a great big bow, and fingers the bow on her collar. The waiter comes back and says, Ava’s credit card was declined. She tells him to run it again, but he says he ran it several times. It’s not going through. Ric’s phone dings and he tells her that her check bounced for insufficient funds. The waiter says, her card will need to be destroyed. (That’s a new one on me. I would think the card issuer would have to flag it for that.)

Felicia gives Elizabeth some paperwork and says she thinks the patient is ready to be discharged. Elizabeth says she’s glad, since his family wanted him home for the holidays. An alarm goes off, and Elizabeth looks at the computer.

Everyone is watching the game, and Michael asks who they think will win. Sasha asks if anyone wants another drink, and Tracy says she needs alcohol. There are cheers, and Chase says, one last shot for the win. Brook says, they’re tied, and Ned says he’s putting the sound on. This is the first time in PCU history. Tracy turns it off and when everyone protests, she puts it back on, but instead of the game, it’s Drew and Willow about to get busy.  😯

Tomorrow, Trina tells Kai, it’s a good place to start; Carly says, Drew finally found someone who would put him first; and Willow says, Michael took the video, didn’t he?

👒 Patricia’s Charming Easter…

I can already see why JT left the show abruptly. Everyone probably hated him by day 3. On a playdate with Craig and Shep to play virtual golf, not only did he talk smack about Austen, he tried to convince the guys that Madison’s husband was suspicious about him and Madison being together on a trip. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! That’s a lot funnier than him passing out canes to everyone. He also decided that Madison and Austen had coordinated their polka dot outfits – her dress, his pants (no, just no) – when they went to the Carolina Cup party.  

Patricia was having a lavish Easter dinner, decorated with antique bunnies and lots of candy. There was also the traditional bunny with a trail of black jellybeans behind it, or as Whitney said, the turd pellets. Oddly enough, we have a similar tradition at Christmas here, except it’s a moose that dispenses jellybeans. I’ll leave it to you to guess from where. It always ends up in one of our stockings. Since Whitney had briefly dated new girl Molly, Patricia seated them next to each other.

The dessert was a cupcake, and kudos to Austen for showing us a whole new way to eat one, breaking off the bottom half and putting it on top of the icing, making it a cupcake sandwich. I’m definitely doing that the next time I have a cupcake. Whitney, being the debonaire Southern gent he is, said the cupcake was the last thing Molly needed. In Patricia’s interview, she said she was getting a kitty since she’d never have grandchildren.

At the end, it said, In Loving Memory of Michael Kelcourse, with a photo of him serving a martini in better days.

He’s not wrong.

This was sad.

🐝 What’s the Buzz…

From the upcoming Season 3 of Yellowjackets.

https://ew.com/yellowjackets-season-3-first-look-photos-exclusive-bonus-episode-8752456

🍍 Don’t Let Teresa Hear About This…

$500 for a piece of fruit is pretty insane.

https://www.aol.com/rare-pineapple-costs-nearly-400-192838948.html

🌁 A Shady Haze Of Winter…

Come on by tomorrow for soap and pre-weekend revelry. Until then, stay safe; stay silencing your digital watch when at a holiday gathering (or any gathering); and stay remembering, there’s always time to make it right.

December 18, 2023 – Dante Tells Anna About Finding the Report, Temporary Visit, Rainbow Pancakes On Deck & Spicey Wrapping

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(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Gregory knocks on Alexis’s office door and says, rumor has it she’s looking for him. She says, yes. A freelancer dropped the ball on the rezoning article, and she needs this done. Can he do it? It’s supposed to be in tomorrow’s edition. He says he’ll do what he can and takes the folder from her. Just so she knows, he has some plans in his near future. She says, does he now? What do these plans involve? He says, the defenestration of Tracy Quartermaine.

Chase and Brook walk through Rice Plaza with Leo and Violet, and Leo wonders if Ned will still perform at the Gingerbread Jam. Brook says, he’s very busy catching up on everything he’s missed, but she’s sure he’ll pull out his guitar just for Leo. Violet says, maybe Chase can perform again. Last year, he and Blaze were epic. Chase says he appreciates it, but now that he’s back to fighting crime, he’s put his singing career behind him. Brook says, there’s one thing she and Violet agree on, and Violet says, just one? Brook says, everything her handsome, charming fiancé does is epic, and kisses him.

Blaze tells Kristina, then after midnight mass, her abuela invites everyone over for food I don’t catch the name of, and Kristina asks what something or other is. Blaze says, basically Puerto Rican eggnog. She can make Kristina some when she comes over. Kristina says she’d like that.

Dr. Navarro (I think, different actress) says she was sorry to hear about the miscarriage. Is their surrogate open to trying again? TJ says he’s afraid not. She took it really hard. The doctor says she’s sure. Setbacks like this are devastating for everyone, but they’re here, so she takes it they want to discuss options. TJ says, actually… Molly says, they already have a new surrogate.

At Laura’s apartment, temp Josslyn (see below) holds a gift to her ear, and Trina asks what she’s doing. Josslyn says, making sure it’s not ticking, and Spencer says, digital clocks don’t tick, but if she doesn’t want it… Trina says, it won’t kill her, she promises, and Josslyn says, Spencer shouldn’t have. He says, when she opens it, she’ll wonder how she ever lived without it. Josslyn says she’s sure. Besides, he’s already given her the greatest present ever – there’s a knock at the door – her best friend’s happiness. Spencer says, the gift that keeps on giving, and opens the door. Esme is there.

Brennan walks into Kelly’s, where he lives now, and says he was going to see if Carly needed help, but she seems to have everything under control.

Anna meets Dante at the morgue and asks if there’s a reason they keep meeting here. He says, yeah. He likes it here. There’s no security cameras and the people who are here are bad witnesses. She asks, why the secrecy? and he says he didn’t want to risk tipping anybody off. She asks what he’s been up to, and he shows her a manila envelope and says, investigating Jameson Forsythe.

Violet says she’s going to get a hot chocolate that’s all marshmallow, and Leo says, if it’s all marshmallow, why not call it a marshmallow? (He’s not wrong.) She tells him that the hot chocolate will be poured on top, and Chase tells them to get whatever hot chocolate marshmallow drink they want, and Brook says, they want to take them back to their parents as hopped up on sugar as possible. Chase says, here’s twenty bucks, handing it to Violet. Consider it her Christmas present. She says, not a chance, and tells Leo, let’s go. Brook tells them to stay where she and Chase can see them, and asks Chase, who’s next on his gift list? He says, besides his beautiful fiancé? and she says, Santa already brought her what she wants, looking at her ring. He asks if she’s sure she likes it, and she says, she loves it, but more importantly… He says, Maxie approves, and she says, yes indeed. Now who’s next on his gift list? He says, his dad. No pressure, but this has to be the most special Christmas his family has ever had.

Alexis says, no one understands the desire to send Tracy careening out of a window more than she does. In fact, typically, she’d help Gregory push her, but she didn’t enjoy prison the first time. He says, defenestration isn’t strictly accurate. There will be a fall from a great height, but he intends for Tracy to be flung at her own choosing and attached to a parachute. She says, Tracy is going to go skydiving with him? and he says, that’s the hope. Alexis says, he hasn’t asked her yet, and he says he heard she just got back from Amsterdam. He thought he’d go by her place and pitch it to her. Think she’d go for it? She says, he has a better chance of pitching a strikeout against Mickey Mantle, and he says, Micky Mantle’s been dead for 30 years. She says, exactly. It’ll never happen.

Esme tells Spencer, sorry. She was having a package delivered here and got a notification it was here. He gives her a box and asks, where’s Ace? She says, he’s fine, and he says, that’s not what he asked. She says she met this really nice biker couple who said they’d watch Ace. She didn’t catch their names, but they swore they wouldn’t sell the baby. He says, that’s funny, and she says, he’s in daycare. Relax. He says, she wouldn’t have to rely on daycare so much if she wouldn’t… Trina asks how the new place is, and Esme says, it’s cozy. Peaceful. She thanks Trina for asking, and Josslyn says, then again, anything’s cozier than a jail cell, right? Esme asks if she can talk to Trina for a second… alone, and Trina says, sure. They go into the hallway, and Spencer listens at the door, but Josslyn tells him, leave it.

In the hall, Trina asks, what’s up? and Esme says, Trina may not want to hear this, but thank you.

Anna asks if that’s what she thinks it is, and Dante says, it is. She’s welcome. He holds out the envelope, and she says she told him to stay out of it. He says he knows she did, but she’s not his boss anymore. He doesn’t have to listen to her. She says she told him not to get involved, because if he did, it could be dangerous, and he says he knows. The thing is, she’s his friend and she never turned her back on him, so he’s not turning his back on her. So does she want to see what’s in here or not? She takes the envelope and asks how he got it. He says, the storage locker at the train station, and she asks how he found out about it. He says, the M.E. found a key on Forsythe’s body and handed it over to him. Instead of logging it in as evidence, he kept it. She takes out the report and says, this is it. So she guesses Forsythe must have broken into her apartment that night. He says, that’s not all, and takes out the photos, setting them on the table. He says, here’s her, here’s Forsythe. Who’s that guy? Does she have any idea who that is?

Carly thanks Brennan, but says she doesn’t put her customers to work. He says he’s not just any customer, and she says, but then she’d have to hire him. Deal with the whole hour/wage thing, the insurance, stuff like that. Then she would lose him as her regular. He says, she noticed, but she tells him not to let it go to his head. She always notices when people keep coming around. It’s good business. He says, it looks like she’ll have his business for a while. She asks if he’s sticking around, and he says, it’s taken longer than expected to take care of the security issue in Port Charles. It’s the kind of thing that requires his personal attention. She says she’s sure he’ll figure out the situation soon enough, and he says he hopes not. He’s glad for an excuse to stay. She says, he likes the burgers here that much? and he says, the burgers, The Chuck, the hotel. Opportunities abound in Port Charles, and he intends to jump on every single one of them.   

Brook tells Chase not to worry about a thing, and he says he’ll try. She says, leave it to her and she’ll help him make this the best holiday for his dad. He says, if anyone can do it… She says, thank you. They’re at this beautiful holiday extravaganza, and if they don’t find anything to their liking here, they have the entire city of Port Charles and the internet. So they’ll start here and work their way outward. He says, all right. He and his dad are pretty similar, so if she could just give him a hint of what she’s getting him… and she tells him, like Violet said, not a chance. He says, she can’t blame a guy for trying, and she says, while they’re shopping for his dad, they can find something for Maxie and her kids. It’s so terrible that she’s struggling financially this Christmas, especially since it’s all her fault. He says, once she gives Maxie control of Deception, she’s not even going to remember how tough it is right now. She says, that’s not going to help Maxie through the next billing cycle. She needs to help Maxie right now.

Kristina tells Blaze that Molly and TJ are giving each other presents like the perfect pair of socks or an antique paperweight. Blaze says, they’re so cute, and Kristina says, then she and Sam exchange gifts. Sam got her a pepper spray holster, and she got Sam a pair of brass knuckles. Then her mom launches into this 30 minute, totally inspired speech, free legal advice on concealed weapons. And that was before the Cassadine contingent showed up. Blaze says, so the Davis branch of her family… Kristina says, they’re the sane ones, completely. The Cassadines? Everything Blaze has heard about them… the truth is so much worse. Blaze says, her family is insane, and Kristina says, tell her about it. Blaze says she loves it, and they surreptitiously touch hands. Brook approaches with Leo and Violet, and their hands move apart. Brook says she didn’t know Blaze was going to be here, and they hug.

Molly tells Dr. Navarro that her sister Kristina volunteered to be her surrogate. With Andrea unavailable, they talked it over and would like to get started as soon as possible. TJ says, they haven’t forgotten how much preparation went into this. Kristina knows she’ll be screened and undergo a mock cycle, ultrasounds, bloodwork… Molly says, they’re ready to screen egg donors, and they’re hoping Kristina will be successfully pregnant in the next couple of months. (How come they’re not using Kristina’s egg? Is that too weird?) The doctor says she’s afraid their timetable might be overly optimistic.

Anna tells Dante that she knows him all right. They didn’t have much contact during the operation, but he was involved. Did Dante read the report? Dante says he did. The botched op was trying to get a defector to the WSB, and their job was to escort him to safety. There were other names mentioned in the report besides Anna’s. Who is this guy? How does he tie in? She says, if she tells him… he knows, and he says, she’ll have to kill him. She says she won’t, but someone else might want to. Dante tells her, the way he sees it, knowledge is power, and the more they know, the better shot they have at staying alive and the better shot they have at taking these guys down. She says, don’t say she didn’t warn him. His name is John Brennan, and he was in field ops around the same time as her and Forsythe. Dante asks what he’s doing now. Is he still around? She says, oh yeah. He’s the current director of the WSB.

Carly tells Brennan, as luck would have it, Port Charles is pretty security conscious. They’re a major center for commercial shipping, medicine… He says, crime, and she says, that too. He’ll have plenty of business to jump on. He says, how about her? and she says, what about her? He asks if she feels safe here, and she says, security-wise? Yeah, sure, but she doesn’t live what one would call a typical life. He says he’s not surprised. There’s nothing typical about her. She says, that obvious, huh? and he says, despite the single mother, business owner exterior, she gives off a distinctly unconventional vibe. And he’s very much like to get to know her better.

Gregory says he doesn’t think Alexis is giving Tracy enough credit. He thinks she has an adventurous streak. Alexis says, she definitely has an adventurous streak. Anyone who flees the country as much as she did to avoid prosecution has a sense of adventure. Not to mention, she was married to Luke Spencer. He says he read about Luke in Lucy Coe’s book. He’s like the adventurer in us all. She says, exactly her point. Would Tracy jump out of a plane to avoid capture by either the authorities or the underworld? Easily. But would she jump out of a plane for amusement? He says he supposes only one way to find out, and she says she’s not trying to be a party pooper. Go ahead and ask her, but she doesn’t want him to get his hopes up. This is a big ask for Tracy. He says, it appears to be too big of an ask for everyone, but she says, that’s not true. What about Chase? he says, Chase would do it, but Brook would age thirty years waiting for him to land. She says, how about Finn? but he says, single parent. Violet has to come first. Oh well. Maybe this has to be the one item he won’t be able to check off his bucket list.

Brook says, look at Kristina and Blaze, thick as thieves. She’s glad they hit it off. Blaze says, you can never have too many friends. She loves all the little pop-up shops. Did they get anything good? Violet says, the grown-ups are here to shop. She and Leo are here to see Santa. Leo says, Violet’s here to see Santa, and Brook asks if he doesn’t want anything for Christmas. He says he wants a 3-D puzzle, and Violet says, then tell Santa, but Leo says, there is no Santa.

Josslyn tells Spencer, get away from the door, but he says he doesn’t think so. She asks if he isn’t always praising Trina for being smart and capable, and he says, yes, but… She says, if anyone can handle Esme without back-up, it’s Trina. Now how about if they open her present?

Trina asks, what exactly is Esme thanking her for? and Esme says she knows Trina encouraged Spencer to accept she was moving out. He was so opposed at first, it made it harder for her to do what they all knew was right, but Trina talked him down and made it possible for her to start over and stand on her own. So thank you. Trina says she needed Spencer to know her feelings. To be clear, she didn’t do it for Esme. Esme says she never assumed Trina did. She just… Trina says she asked Spencer to let it go for his own good. She loves Spencer and she intends to have a future with him, but he was trying to be a father to Ace, not a brother, and it was getting in her way. Esme says she figured it was something like that. Even so, Trina has been patient and even polite to her, which can’t be easy with everything she did to Trina. Trina asks if she doesn’t mean the old Esme, and Esme says she’s come to realize that even if she never remembers what happened, all the things she did to Trina, Josslyn, and Cameron… She has to take responsibility for her actions, past and present, so she wanted to thank Trina. But she also wants to apologize for everything she put Trina through. She knows it’s too little too late, but she really hopes it’s not nothing, and maybe someday Trina might even manage to forgive her. Who knows? They might even end up as friends. Trina says, that will never happen.

Carly says she’s happy to get to know Brennan as a customer, and he says, ouch. She says, maybe even as a friend, but she thinks she told him… He says, she’s seeing someone. He remembers. She says, keep remembering, and laughs, and he says, whoever this guy is, he doesn’t seem to know how good he’s got it. She says, he does and so does she, and Brennan asks if the someone she’s seeing is Donna’s father. She says, a different someone. She and Donna’s father are divorced. He says, his loss, and she says, since he’s going to be a regular, what can she get him to eat? He says, sorry. He was being intrusive, wasn’t he? Occupational hazard. She says, that’s okay. She’s an open book. But she doesn’t know a lot about him. He says, ask him anything, and she says, what she knows about him is, he likes to run, he likes burgers, he works in security. What else? He says, there’s one more thing she knows about him, and she says, what? He says, that he enjoys her company, and she laughs. His phone rings, and he says, sorry. He has to take this. He’ll see her again soon. He grabs his coat, and leaves.

Anna tells Dante that Brennan took over as head of the WSB when Frisco was ousted, but when they were part of that failed operation, he was stationed in London and provided remote support and logistics for them. Forsythe was a field agent; she was basically a courier. It was her job to pose as the defector’s girlfriend and get him across the border, which didn’t happen because he got caught and killed. Then the other part is, the money that was allocated to buy the defector’s cooperation was just never recovered. Dante says, so what does the Bureau think happened to all that money? and she says she thinks they chalked it up to intelligence failure. It’s all here – she picks up the report – the dates, the locations, the agents involved. That’s why she kept a copy. Just in case somewhere down the line, they decided to pin this screw-up on her. He says, so Brennan’s now in charge, and Forsythe is dead after going to great lengths to get his hands on that report. There’s got to be something in it worth hiding. She says she guesses Brennan just rose up through the ranks and that would have given him more and more clearance. Eventually, he would have had access to his own records and would have seen a copy of this report. Dante says, but now in his new position, he can’t be implicated for the death of a defector and ten million dollars missing. She says, that’s a lot of money. If they’re right about this, then Brennan wants to eliminate any and all traces of this report. He says, and anyone who knows about it.

On the phone, Dante says, his name is John Brennan, head of the WSB. They want to find out any information about him, news releases, that kind of thing. Anything that will tell them who he is or who he’s connected to… He thanks Sam and tells her, you be careful too. He tells Anna, it’s safe to assume this guy is in good standing with the other Bureaus, the FBI, the CIA… Anna says, yeah. He was always super slick. Dante says, Brennan wasn’t incriminated, but they know he was involved somehow. Forsythe was incriminated, and now he’s dead. She says, what they need is something that ties Brennan to the defector’s assassination. Possibly if they could find out anything on that missing money it would help. He says he might have something. He found this in the locker with the report. He hands her the wallet and asks what she thinks those numbers are. She says, it’s twenty-one digits. That’s the exact number needed for a Swiss bank account. He says, maybe that’s where the missing money is, and she says she doesn’t know that’s where it is, but that could be where it went, and that might lead them to the person who’s responsible for the botched operation. He says, they’ve got to stash this evidence somewhere where Brennan can’t get to it, and she says she knows someone they can call.

Violet says, there is too a Santa, and Chase says, of course (🍷) there is. Brook asks why Leo would say such a thing, and he says, it’s scientifically impossible for one man to visit every single house in the world in one single night. (Again, he’s not wrong.) Violet says, when daddy orders food on his phone, it comes in three minutes or less, and Kristina says, with technology, anything is possible. Leo says, but Santa didn’t have the internet hundreds of years ago. And even if Santa visited every house in the world for one second, that would still be between one and two billion seconds. He’d have to bend the speed continuum to do so. So it’s impossible for there to be a Santa Claus. Violet asks Chase, is it true? Is Santa impossible? Blaze suggests Brook and Chase take Leo shopping, and Brook asks if she’s sure. Blaze says, Brook asked her to trust her as a manager. Does Brook trust her? Brook says, sure, and Chase says, just don’t entice her into a rock and roll lifestyle. Chase and Brook leave with Leo, and Blaze squats down to Violet’s level. She says, here’s the skinny on Santa. The truth is, Leo’s right.

Dr. Navarro says, essentially, Molly and TJ are starting from scratch. Realistically, the soonest they can expect successful implantation is six months, and that’s if the surrogate gets pregnant on the first implantation. TJ asks if there’s anything they can do to expedite things, but she says she’s sorry. As they already know, it’s a painstaking process and there are strict procedures that have to be followed every step of the way. Molly says, they understand. They just let themselves get carried away. She tears up, and TJ puts his hand on her back.

Alexis says, hold it, and Greogry stops on his way out the door. She says, he doesn’t have to defenestrate her diving ambitions just yet. He says he sees what she did there, and she says, does this dangerous and insane thing that insane people do… Does he really want to do it? He says, very much so, and she says, and his condition doesn’t prevent it? He says, not yet, but who knows how long that’s going to last. She says, then she has an idea. Is he ready? He shrugs, and she says, then just do it. Jump. Finn, her, Chase, whoever he wants will be standing there cheerleading. Hopefully, he’ll land safely. Just jump. Does he have to jump out of a plane with somebody else? He says, no, he doesn’t, and she says, there you go. He says, in fact, there’s not a single item on his bucket list that requires a partner, but he wants one anyway. The time is coming when he’s going to be trapped in his own body, unable to put thoughts into words with his mouth or his hands. Essentially, he’s going to be alone with his thoughts and memories until the end of a very short, difficult life. If that’s the way he’s going to go, then he wants his still active, still alert brain to be overflowing with memories and experiences that he shared with people he loves. Experiences that they can tell their kids and grandkids about when he can’t, because he’s unable to or because he’s gone.

Blaze tells Violet, a lot of things are scientifically impossible until someone comes along and proves they’re very possible. I’m thinking, bumblebees, but Violet says, like Santa? and Blaze says, exactly. And here’s how she knows. When she was young and learning how to sing, her voice teacher told her it was too hard for her to hit a high C, that she didn’t have the pipes. But with a little belief in herself and a lot of practice – she sings – now I can sing as high as birds can fly. That’s not impossible after all, huh? Violet says she wants to sing like Blaze. Maybe she can ask Santa for singing lessons. Blaze says, why ask Santa when she’s right here? Kristina watches, smiling.

Alone in the doctor’s office, Molly says she feels bad, but TJ says, she’s hardly the first person to become emotional in the doctor’s office. She says, but she’s not those people. She’s her. She doesn’t do this. He says, why not forgive herself just this once. He teases her, saying, he won’t. He’s so embarrassed. She laughs and he says, that’s better. How does she feel about starting over? She says, her first impulse is full speed ahead, and he says, now that she’s had a second? She says, it’s a long and arduous process. Not just for them. Kristina’s ready to go now. She’s going to have to wait too, and if what happened to Andrea happens with Kristina… He says, she’s right. They need to both be ready to go through all of this again. She says, not to mention the expense, which is another emotional toll. He says he appreciates her mom offering to help them the first time, but he’s not comfortable asking her again. She says, her neither. So she guesses they’re on their own. Can they even do this? He says, they’re going to figure this out. Even if it means they have to do some budgeting, they’ll figure it out. She says, what just kills her is, a month ago, their dream was on its way to happening, and now… He says, they’re back at square one. It feels so… She says, out of reach. Again. He holds her.

Josslyn says, oh my God. It’s perfect. She takes out a dartboard with Spencer’s picture in the middle, and he says he figured the next time he does something that warrants getting a smack, she can save him the bruise. She says, he means he can save him the bruise. She just doesn’t know where she’s going to put it. She can’t put it up in their dorm room. Trina would flip out. He says, Trina knows about it. Josslyn says, Trina’s probably going to use it more than she will.

In the hall, Trina says she’s glad Esme’s changed. And she believes Esme is sincerely sorry. Esme says she really is… Trina says, maybe it’s a good thing that Esme doesn’t remember all the incredibly cruel things she’s done to her. But she does remember. There will never be a day where she or Joss or Cam will look at her and not remember. So they can be cordial, even friendly, but that, this right here, is as good as it’s going to get. Esme thanks Trina for hearing her out, and leaves. Trina goes back inside, and Josslyn asks what Esme wanted. Spencer asks what she said, and Trina tells him, it doesn’t matter what Esme said. It only matters what she said.

Sam comes into Kelly’s and orders a cup of coffee. She tells Carly, it’s going to be a long night. She and Dante are working on something. Carly leaves to get the coffee, and Sam looks up Brennan on Spyder-Finder. She sees an article: WSB NAMES NEW DIRECTOR: JOHN BRENNAN WILL HEAD THE WSB AFTER FISCO JONES OUSTER.

In a very clean alleyway, Brennan asks Hume if he has a location. Hume says, he put their hackers on it. They tapped the GPS system on Anna’s phone and traced her to General Hospital. From there, it’s pretty easy to access… Brennan says he’s not interested in Hume’s processes. Does he know where she is? Hume says, the General Hospital morgue, meeting Detective Dante Falconari. As soon as he connected Anna to Detective Falconari, his people backtracked Dante’s movements. Yesterday he visited a bank where he rented out a safe deposit box. Hours earlier, he was at a train station locker. Security footage shows him retrieving a small package. Brennan says, that must be where Forsythe stashed the report. Now that Falconari has it, Anna does too.

Walking out to the pier with Dante, Anna says, their contact should be here shortly. He’ll make sure the Bureau doesn’t get the evidence, and certainly not Brennan. Dante says, they make sure they secure that report, then go after Brennan himself, and Anna says, yeah. Wherever he is.

Hume asks what Brennan wants him to do, and Brennan says, find that cop and retrieve the report, if he has it with him. And make sure there are no physical or digital copies. Hume asks what Brennan wants him to do about Anna Devane.

Carly pours Sam’s coffee and sees the headline. She asks if that’s the guy Sam is investigating, and Sam says, yeah. He’s head of the WSB. Carly says, really. Because he told her that he was a security consultant. Sam asks if she knows him.

Gregory says he’s sorry. He didn’t mean to unload in Alexis’s office. He’ll get to that report. He starts to leave, but she stops him, snatching the folder from his hand. She says, don’t worry about the article. They’ll run a horoscope. He asks if they don’t have one already, and she says, even astrologers need opposing viewpoints. Just ask a Gemini. He says, no. He wants to work. They can still make tomorrow’s deadline. She says, do whatever he wants, but she’s going to be spending the next three hours calling every single skydiving service in the country, specifically to this area, to check the safety reports, because she’s certainly not putting her life in the hands of some random cloud jockey. He says, she’s going with him? and she says, looks that way. He says, no. He didn’t mean to sway her. She made it clear… She says she changed her mind. Besides, it’ll be a good story. He says, for the paper? but she says, for his grandchildren, and hers.

TJ and Molly walk down the hall hand in hand, and he asks if she’s okay. She says she’ll be fine. It’s just, the last thing she wants to do is take more time. They’ve lost enough already. He says he feels exactly the same, but he thinks they should sleep on it. She says she knows he’s right, and he says, it’s just one more day. What’s one more day? Having a baby is the dream. Isn’t that worth waiting for? She says, of course (🍷), but she thinks they should be taking into account their surrogate too. Kristina has offered them this incredible gift, but that’s doesn’t mean there isn’t an expiration date. He asks if she thinks Kristina will change her mind, and Molly says, no, but she has a life of her own. Her center is scheduled to open in June. Are they going to ask her to push back the opening so she can get pregnant? Maybe they’re being selfish using her sister as their surrogate. TJ tells her that Kristina said she wanted to do this, but she asks if they should really ask Kristina to put her life on hold for them. She does know that pregnant women do stuff, right?

Kristina, Blaze, and Violet walk through Rice Plaza singing Deck the Halls, and meet Chase, Brook, and Leo. Brook asks if everything is good here, and Blaze says she thinks so, but someone’s going to have to tell Violet’s dad she’s taking singing lessons, every Wednesday from 4 to 5. Brook says, with Blaze? That’s amazing. Chase tells Blaze, what did he say about dragging her into a rock and roll lifestyle? and Blaze says she’s giving Violet singing lessons, not lifestyle instructions. Leo asks if they can go home now, and tells Violet that he’s sorry he challenged her belief in something that made her happy. Violet says, that’s okay, and Leo says, even if there’s no scientific explanation for it. Violet says, that’s okay too. Right, Blaze? Blaze says, absolutely, and Brook says, Leo is right. They have to get going. She and Chase leave with the kids, and Kristina says, good save. Does she have any more tricks up her sleeve? Blaze says, stick around and maybe she’ll find out. She can’t give away all her secrets. You have to work for them. She tells Kristina that she’s going to get them some hot chocolate and goes over to the vendor. Kristina flashes back to them touching hands, then being interrupted by Brook.

Josslyn says she’s late for a study session with Adam, and Trina says she thought Josslyn told him that he had to find someone else to study with. He’s nice enough – don’t get her wrong – but he’s not Josslyn’s responsibility. Josslyn says she feels bad for the guy. Darts later? Trina says she can’t wait, and Josslyn leaves. Spencer says, it’s just them now. How did things go with Esme? She says, surprisingly well. Esme thanked her for encouraging him to take a step back. He says he bets, and she says, then Esme apologized for everything she did before. He asks if Trina thinks she meant it, and Trina says she does, but that doesn’t mean she trusts Esme.

Holding Ace near the tree, an ornament in her other hand, Esme says, isn’t it beautiful? Their first ornament for their first Christmas tree. Now watch mommy. She flashes back to being locked in the tower at Windymere and decorating the tree with toilet paper. She remembers saying, what a way to end a year. Ironic, isn’t it Ace? The ornament in her hand falls to the floor and smashes.

Tomorrow, Brook tells Ned that nothing is going to stop her from making this right; Laura asks if Cyrus will do this for her; Nina says she needs Ava’s help before her world comes crashing down; and Sonny tells someone that they’ve already been replaced.

🏥 Dropping In To Port Charles…

About the temp Josslyn.

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Below Deck Mediterranean

Backtracking a little, Captain Sandy asks if Lily can do turndowns on her own. She needs Lily to be more aware and have initiative. Lily has to be able to do it on her own, and she’s giving Lily one more chance. She knows Lily is exhausted, but how a crew member maintains is how she decides to keep a crew member. She needs to rely on Lily, and so does Tumi. Check in and stay on top with the radio. Lily says she feels she’s got a method now, and in Lily’s interview, she says she has to change people’s perception of her. They haven’t seen what’s underneath these curtains. The captain calls Tumi to the bridge, and says she talked to Lily. Sometimes you need to take time with someone. They could know what they’re doing, but have the wrong attitude. She always hires based on character, not skills. Skills can be taught; character is more difficult. In Tumi’s interview, she says she was hoping the captain let Lily go, but clearly not. She’s tired of picking up the slack, and so are Kyle and Jessika. She needs Lily to step it up. In Jessika’s interview, she says, Lily’s mistakes are her mistakes, and Lily’s successes are her successes. It’s her problem if Lily isn’t successful, and she’s not willing to take the fall if Tumi notices Lily’s mistakes. On deck, Max hums opera and exercises his abs.

It’s time for the preference sheet meeting, and Captain Sandy says, it’s a repeat customer. Luka asks how their first charter went, and the captain says, not good. Primary Billy is the co-founder of an ad agency. We flash back to that cruise, and the captain reads that he’s happy to be back, and hoping they have a boat with working stabilizers and a slide. He’s bringing his fiancé Chris and six close friends. Jack says, they want a Brazilian steakhouse meal and local Brazilian dancers. Tumi ponders local Brazilian dancers in Italy, and Tumi says, they want to have a sparkles and glitter dance party on the sun deck after dinner. Jack says, they want a big gay breakfast, and Luka says, there will be lots of sausage. Tumi says, they’re also asking Captain Sandy to join them for breakfast. Jack says, they love caviar so he’s getting the most expensive, beluga. Captain Sandy looks like she’s all-in with this. Provisions come, and Kyle is still wrestling with a migraine. He asks Tumi if he can lie down, and in his interview, he says, he was struck at 10 pm and had zero sleep. If this is because it’s been an emotional charter season and the stress has built, he doesn’t know. Haleigh calls the captain and says she’s been throwing up all day; she has a stomach bug. The captain tells her to get rest and hydrate. When she feels better, they’ll pick her up. Jessika shows Lily how to smooth out pillows, and Luka tells Max that he’s on at 3 am. Max says, it’s f***ing him up, and in Luka’s interview, he says, there’s extra pressure because of the last charter. We flash to Captain Sandy griping about Luka getting the schedule together, and Luka says, he’s concerned about Max. When you’re down a crew member, there’s an unspoken rule that you pick up the slack. He would never tell his boss that he can’t do it. Tumi wonders what to do for Kyle, and in her interview, she says, Kyle being down is her worst nightmare. He has he most experience. She still needs to supervise Jessika, and that means she’d need Lily to be alone with housekeeping. No. She just tried to get Lily fired less than 12 hours ago. Imagine if she did. Tumi tells Lily that she needs to be as quick as she can; Kyle is down with a headache. Lily wonders what’s happening to everyone, and the captain says, holy cannoli. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she says, she’s giving Lily the opportunity to redeem herself, and now Haleigh is gone, and Kyle is down, and Kyle knows the guests. The worst pressure is on her. She wants to pull this off. Please let the weather be good. Jessika asks Tumi if Kyle is going to be down for the entire trip, but Tumi says she can’t think that far.

The guests arrive, and immediately ask about the slide. We flash back to the captain telling them it’s stuck in customs, and she assures them it will be out. The usual happens, and Tumi tells them that Kyle is ill, but not to worry; he’s coming. Primary Billy and fiancé Chris talk to Jack about the cuts of meat and the temperature of this evening’s steaks, and in Jack’s interview, he says he prides himself on his steaks. He worked in an American steakhouse. He explains how he cooks his steak, and says he’ll put his steak against anyone’s. Jack promises the guests there will be steaks of all temperatures. In Lily’s interview, she says, she thinks it will get easier. She can do whatever she puts her mind to. She has a Masters; cleaning is easy. In Max’s interview, he says, Haleigh is gone, and they have less crew. If you don’t sleep, you go loco. The four things needed are sleep, eating, rest, and loving. Lobster spaghetti, Dover sole, and asparagus are served for lunch. Chris wants a potato for the caviar, and Tumi tells Jack. She comes back, and then is sent for crushed ice. Chris says he’s not a huge fan of mint in his asparagus and he has my agreement on that one. He and Chris tell Tumi that they need another plate and another potato, and in Tumi’s interview, she says, with Haleigh sick and Kyle down, the last thing she needs is dealing with difficult guests. Her aim is to keep afloat. She tells Jack that the guests want two potatoes, and he tells her, 20 minutes. She relays the message and asks Billy if that’s okay, but he says, no. They don’t want them anymore. She brings that info back to Jack, who says he hates them already. He wonders if this is going to be the charter that breaks them.

They anchor, and in Jessika’s interview, she says she needs to fully trust Lily. She needs to be on service, which she wanted to do more, but Lily has to be on housekeeping alone. Good luck, Lily. Tumi checks on Jessika in the laundry, and in Tumi’s interview, she says she’s pleasantly surprised. Everything is pressed and in order. With housekeeping, it’s a different story, but she believes in miracles, and she’s hoping their Lilybet is a miracle. Max meets the guests and amuses them, and the guests do water sports. The guests get ready for the Brazilian dinner, and Jack goes over the menu with Tumi. Tumi asks Luka to pick up the dancers, and in Luka’s interview, he says, in yachting, communication is everything. Tumi gets an A for communication, and it’s about time. Tumi asks Jessika what the guests are drinking, and Jessika says, literally everything. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she says she has an awesome deck team. Luka is focused and can implement change. Tumi tells Lily to take all the glitz and glamour out of the cupboard, and Max does The Worm down the hallway, which Lara finds disturbing, as do I. The captain checks on Kyle and asks if he’s sick sick. Maybe he should go to the doctor. He should be better be now; this is not normal. She calls the marina nurse Terry and says she’s concerned about a crew member with a headache. She asks for Terry’s help to facilitate a doctor visit, then calls Luka to the bridge. In Lily’s interview, she says she’s a visual learner. She likes when Tumi shows her stuff, but she’ll never fold a towel the same way twice though. The captain tells Luka that Kyle is going to the doctor, and Luka asks Lara to drive him to shore. In Lara’s interview, she says, everyone is breaking. Who are they losing next? The guests see Kyle leave in the tender, and Kyle tells Lara that he has no idea what’s going on. In Tumi’s interview, she says, great. She needs Kyle’s energy this charter. The guests have a relationship with him, and it adds to their experience. She could never reach their level of craziness.

Tumi tells Jessika, it’s going to be a long night. Kyle left for the doctor. Jessika says she’s shook, and Tumi asks where Lily is. Jessika says, doing cabins, and Tumi checks on her. Lily says she’s made the same bed four or five times, and in Tumi’s interview, she says she’s shocked that Lily is managing. She’s actually proud of her. Kyle gets to shore, and Lara tells him, get better. Luka steals a kiss from Jessika, and in Jessika’s interview, she says she’s starting to like Luka a lot. Him showing her so much affection makes her think he likes her more. In Luka’s interview, he says, Jessika is funny and fun, and a producer asks if he’s worried about getting attached, but he says, no. Lara picks up the Brazilian dancers, and in her interview, she says, mamacita! They look good. They should give her dance lessons and she can teach them other lessons later. Chris says, he and Billy had a fantastic time in Rio, so they wanted to bring Rio to the Med. The dancers change into Vegas showgirl type costumes and do their thing, some of the guests dancing with them. The guests are seated for dinner and the rare steak is served first. Billy wants a couple of slices, and Tumi explains that it’s not the medium well he requested, but he doesn’t care. He takes a few bites, and tells Tumi that he wants it more done, as though his order came out wrong. He says, they went over what medium is, and there isn’t a range of temperatures. Instead of wasting her time explaining to him that medium takes longer to cook than rare, in Tumi’s interview, she says, he’s just looking for something to complain about. He took the rare steak even though she warned him.

Jack gives Tumi the well-done steaks, and suddenly everything is perfect with Billy. Tumi asks Jessika to help with the cabins, and Jessika finds Lily almost finished. In Jessika’s interview, she says, is this real? Lily is learning. Guest Matthew, who reminds me of entitled brat Spencer on GH, says, the boat is amazing, but they’re not getting much flavor. Dessert is served, and Matthew says, the dinner was super mediocre, but the dessert is really good. Somebody says, it’s glam party time, and Billy says he loved dinner. Tumi tells Lily that she’s proud of her, and in Tumi’s interview, she says, some people need time. She thrived when she was put on laundry and housekeeping. She figured out the navigation, and Lily needed the space to do that. Katie Flood texts Luka that she’s in Portofino, and in Luka’s interview, he says, they used to date, but now she’s a friend. She worked for Sandy in the past. We flash back, but for the life of me, I don’t remember this girl. A producer asks what their history is, but Luka says, they don’t have any. They hung out a few times. What are you getting at? Lily and Max play roughhouse in the galley, and in Lily’s interview, she says, she and Max have fun together. Lily puts glitter on guests’ faces, and Jack asks Max to help wash dishes. In Max’s interview, he says he can’t close his eyes or someone will find him a new mission. He has to be a British spy. Mission Impossible. Kyle texts Tumi, saying he’s spaying the night on land, but should be back tomorrow. In Jack’s interview, he says he was trained in classical cuisine. He’s not sure what a gay breakfast even means, but he’s making it rainbowy. Wearing a rainbow tutu, Tumi hauls a blow-up penis on deck, unsure of where to put it. She finally plops it near the table. The guests sit and Captain Sandy joins them. Tumi tells the guests that the breakfast special is rainbow pancakes, and Matthew snarks that the chef’s specialty is in food coloring. He could make those pancakes. In Tumi’s interview, she says, oh my God. Here we go. She likes chaotic guests, but the ones who have notes on everything are the ones she doesn’t want. She doesn’t need them nitpicking everything.

Captain Sandy says she knows the guests aren’t overjoyed and the missing link is Kyle. Billy asks about Leah, and the captain says, they’re living together now. She tells them about meeting on Facebook. After breakfast, the guests play with the water toys, and Kyle calls. He says he can come back if someone will come get him, and the captain says she’s sending the tender. She tells the guests that Kyle is returning and tells Luka that someone has to pick him up. Max volunteers, and in Max’s interview, he says he feels like an octopus. The tender will be a sweet escape. No one watching. He can do it twice if he wants. Tumi puts a blue wig on. Max picks up Kyle, and in Kyle’s interview, he says, they did a bunch of tests. He was exhausted and dehydrated with a migraine. He feels guilty and asks if this isn’t normally what celebrities are hospitalized for. Is he a celebrity? Captain Sandy says she’s so happy, and Kyle says, guess who’s back? In Max’s interview, he says he’s hungry and tired and has a right to be a bitch to everyone. Tumi tells Kyle that he should wait before going on deck. The energy is draining. Natalya texts Jack that she heard things were busy. Kyle goes out to see the guests, and Billy says, it’s about time. They hug. Max pokes around the galley for food, and Lara points out that there’s pasta, but Max doesn’t want pasta. He tells Jack, there’s no food, just meat. He whines to Captain Sandy that there’s no food and when he leaves, Lara says, Max just doesn’t want what’s there. The captain calls Max to the bridge and says she doesn’t like to be lied to. Don’t lie again. He said there was no food and pitched a fit when there was pasta. Max says he didn’t know there was pasta, and Lara is like, oh no. He asked her if it was from last night, and she said it was vegetarian pasta. He said he didn’t want it. Captain Sandy tells him not to say there’s no food when clearly, there’s food. What he did was wrong. He didn’t want that food. In the captain’s interview, she says she knows they’re down two crew members and knows it’s extra work and tiring, but she doesn’t like liars. Say he’s sorry. Max says – wait for it – no, and walks off. Captain Sandy says she understands he’s tired and hungry, and Lara says she didn’t want to make a scene, but the captain says, she didn’t.

Next time, Jessika says, things are getting exciting with Luka; Captain Sandy says, Luka is smitten with Katie, and Jess hears; Billy tells Jack, more gay fun, less hotel; Lara has to go to the doctor; and the captain is concerned she won’t be able to leave the dock.

❄️ Dashing, But No Snow…

Set a spell tomorrow for soap and the excavation of internet gems. Until then, stay safe, stay being patient and kind if something goes wrong, and stay not challenging a child’s belief in something that makes them happy, even if there’s no scientific explanation for it.

December 15, 2023 – Donna Wishes On a Star, PC Special, An Original, Nominee Fashion, Salty Talk, Boomerang In the House, And Stay Out, Theft Off Deck, Top 20, Holidays Are For Pets (!), Long Dozen Of Quotes & Wrapping

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Alexis says she has Jordan on record and the article will come out later in the week. Jordan thanks her and says, before she goes, she wanted to talk to Alexis about something else. This time off the record.

There’s a knock at Kristina’s door and she opens it to Blaze. Blaze asks, what’s her big news? and Kristina says, huh? obviously just waking up.

Brook brings Maxie some caffeine to start her day, and Maxie thanks her, but says, Lucy is going to lose it if she finds Brook here. Why is she stopping by so early? Brook says she’s not just stopping by. She’s coming back to work at Deception.

 At the stables, Cody finds a wrapped gift with a card that says, Merry Christmas Cody. He says, Santa? Is this from you? It’s a little early for Christmas. Sasha hides around the corner.

At the café, Diane does paperwork as she and Robert have coffee. Robert says, that bad, huh? and Diane says, what are they talking about? He says, their first time together and here she is, barely taking a second breath, and with her face in her work already. It’s hardly what you’d call a ringing endorsement. She swipes her work to the floor and says, he was magnificent.

Martin says, he’ll keep this brief because he knows Laura is a very busy civil servant, but he’s wondering if there are any updates in the Austin Gatlin-Holt murder investigation. She says, if he’s asking if their brother is still a suspect, he is.

Sonny tells Donna, that’s a big list, and she says, they’ve got a big family. He says, they do, but you know what’s great? She’s so generous in wanting to buy everyone something. She asks what he wants for Christmas, and he says he’s got everything he wants. She says she’s getting him a special present anyway, and he suggests they focus on other people right now. They’ve got a lot of shopping to do. She asks if Grandpa Mike took him Christmas shopping when he was little, and Sonny says, he did, all the time. Donna asks if she can see his picture, and Sonny shows her a picture of Mike on his phone. She asks if he misses him, and he says, every day. Every single day.

Donna asks, what kind of hat is that? and Sonny says, it’s called a cap. She says, that’s not a baseball cap, and he says, it’s a different kind of cap. His dad loved that cap, and after her grandfather died, he kept it. She asks if she can see it, but he says, it got lost. He kept looking for it, and even asked Donna’s mom if it was in her house, but she said, it’s gone. There’s a knock at the door, and Sonny says he bets that’s her brother. They go to the door, and Sonny opens it to Michael. Sonny thanks him for coming, and Michael says, of course (🍷). He heard they’re doing a little Christmas shopping. Sonny says, she’s got a big list of people she wants to buy presents for; he’ll text it to Michael. Donna asks if he won’t come with them, and Sonny says he wishes he could, but he’s got an important appointment. But go with Michael, and he’ll meet her there. Is that good? She nods and says, it’s a deal. They high-five, since apparently, Donna loves a good high-five. I have to say, she is one super cute kid.

Robert helps Diane pick up her paperwork, and says he really loves the grand gesture, but they’re not in school. He doesn’t need a pat on the head. He just needs to know that she enjoyed herself. She says, they’ve been around each other long enough now for him to know she doesn’t sugarcoat anything. He says he figured that one, and she says, and she’s perfectly capable of asking for exactly what she wants. He says he learned that last night, and she says, yes, he did, and laughs. For the record, she only exaggerates in court. He says, well then, let the record show, counselor, we both enjoyed ourself. He takes her in his arms, and they kiss.

Martin says, Cyrus told him that Laura came to see him, and she says she did. It was a very unsettling meeting. His passion and commitment for his family… Well, to their family… He says, it makes you want to believe in him, and she asks if that happens to him. He says, more often than he cares to admit. Their brother’s a very complicated man. He’s ruthless and manipulative, but he is doggedly loyal. He always goes about it the wrong way, but he’ll never give up on family. Which is something Cyrus has in common with her. She says, it’s true. She doesn’t give up on family, but she doesn’t turn a blind eye either. If Cyrus killed Dr. Gatlin-Holt, he must be prosecuted. Martin says, indeed. Far be it from him to give old Cy the benefit of the doubt, but there’s nothing on this earth Cyrus values more than Laura’s opinion. He got himself released from prison and has a chance to prove himself to her. Why would he throw that away?

Jordan tells Alexis that TJ stopped by her office last night to tell her that he and Molly are trying for another baby; this time with Kristina as the surrogate. She assumes Alexis already knew. Alexis says, the girls told her about it yesterday, and Jordan says she’ll be honest. She doesn’t know how she feels about this. Obviously, she’s excited about the possibility of having a grandchild, and she imagines Alexis is as well. Alexis says, very much, and Jordan says, this all came just a little bit out of the blue for her. She talked to TJ about it, so she knows how he feels, and she’s sure Alexis knows how Molly feels, but she wants to know how Alexis feels about this.

Blaze says, Kristina sent her a cryptic text saying she had big news, then went completely silent. Kristina didn’t answer any of her texts or calls. Kristina says she’s sorry. She should have answered Blaze. Blaze says, it’s okay. She was just worried something happened to Kristina. Kristina says, the day just got away from her, and it wasn’t something she wanted to talk about in text, or even on the phone really. Blaze says she’s here now. It can be in person. What’s her big news? Kristina says she’s going to have a baby.

Cody says, last chance to identify yourself. Otherwise, he’s going to have to assume they’re a secret admirer – he wanders around as he talks, but Sasha stays a step ahead of him – who doesn’t want him to know who they are. He almost catches her, but she dashes out of sight. He says, or they’re one of his many enemies and this present is somehow boobytrapped, and he will be forced to destroy it. Sasha comes out laughing, and he says he knew that would get her. She says, he may have a secret admirer, but the gift is from her, and no, it’s not boobytrapped. He asks if he can open it now or does he have to wait until Christmas? She says, it’s up to him.

Maxie says, Brook is coming back to Deception? Why? Brook says she has her reasons, and Maxie says, please clue her in. The first time Brook came to work at Deception, it was so Maxie could be closer to Baby Lu… Thanks for that, by the way; she’s still super grateful. Brook says, she’s welcome, and Maxie says, the second time, was to spy for Tracy. Not really a high point in their friendship, but she’s moving past it. Brook is a music manager now and she loves that job. Why come back to Deception? Brook says, so she can gain control of the company and give it to Maxie.

Cody tears the paper off the gift, uncovering a book, and says, oh wow. Monument Valley. This is great. He sits down and opens it, and she says she’s glad he likes it. He says, look at that sunset. Can she believe colors like this actually exist in nature? She says, she thought the same thing. It’s funny. She sits next to him, and he says he’s wanted to go here ever since he saw it in one of those old Westerns. It’s pretty ironic that his first trip there will be a photoshoot. The last thing he ever thought he’d be is a model. She tells him not to sell himself short. He’s really getting the hang of it. He says, she’s the expert, but he thinks he and these rock formations will just be a backdrop for her beauty.

Laura thanks Sonny for coming to her office. She knows it was a very last-minute invitation. He says he knew when she asked to see him, it was important. He doesn’t know if it’s a very good idea to do it here. She says she’s been to his office. It only seems fair to welcome him to hers. He says, it’s the public perception of what she does, but she says, if she’s learned one thing since becoming mayor, it’s that people are going to talk about her, regardless. He says he gets it, but they both know he has a reputation in this town, and her inviting him to her office opens her up to allegations of corruption. She says, if somebody wants to investigate her for something, she doesn’t care. She has nothing to hide. He says he just doesn’t want anything to happen to her job. This city needs her. The last thing he wants is for her to be investigated or thrown out of her office, especially because of him. She says, please don’t worry about that. She has no intentions of losing her office, but speaking of investigations, that’s why she asked him here. She’d like to talk to him about the Austin Gatlin-Holt murder case.

Donna looks out the window, and Michael says, they’d better get going. If she wants to get all the presents on her list, they have to get started. Donna asks, if you wish on a star, does your wish come true? and he says, that’s what he’s heard. She says, but there are no stars to wish on, and he says, there’s always stars. You can see them better at night, when it’s dark outside, but there’s stars in the daytime too. She asks if you have to see a star to wish on it, and he says, no. The star knows you’ve made a wish whether you see it or not. She says she’s going to make a wish, and he says, go for it. She looks out again and says, star, it’s me, Donna Corinthos. I can’t see you, but my brother says you’ll know I made this wish. I wish on you that I could find Grandpa Mike’s cap for daddy. This kid is killing me with her cuteness.

Alexis says she’s very happy at the thought of Molly and TJ having a baby, and Jordan says, they’re in agreement on this. Alexis says, then she started to make a list of everything that could go wrong, and how this could potentially end in tragedy. Then she spoke with a friend of hers and he shifted her perspective into a more positive place, tried to calm her down, and boy, being a parent is challenging, isn’t it? Jordan says, it’s been the hardest and best thing she’s ever done, and Alexis says, same. She’s proud of her three girls. She loves being a parent and wants Molly and TJ to have that experience. And Kristina wants to give it to them. Jordan says she agrees. She thinks it’s an amazing gift Kristina is offering them, but does it have to happen right now?

Kristina tells Blaze that Molly and TJ decided to have a baby, and they were super excited about it, but Molly found out she can’t physically carry a child of her own. It was awful. It completely blindsided her. Blaze says, that’s terrible. Of course (🍷) it did. Kristina says, they started exploring their options and felt really good about surrogacy. They found this woman they both really liked and she got pregnant, but then she lost the baby. It was devastating. Blaze says she can only imagine. She’s so sorry. Kristina says she was walking through the park and saw her sister, her super controlled Type-A sister, just absolutely bawling in a public place, not caring who was there or who saw. It just broke her heart. She’s assuming Blaze might know where she’s going with this, and Blaze says she does. Kristina says, it just became really clear to her, she genuinely wants to do this. She wants to give Molly and TJ the thing they want more than anything in this whole world. She can’t really tell what Blaze is thinking right now. Is Blaze about to tell her that she’s crazy for doing this? Blaze says, crazy? No. She takes Kristina’s hand and says she’s thinking Kristina is wonderful and generous, and anyone would be lucky to have a sister like her, but she’s talked a lot about being able to give Molly what she wants. What about what Kristina wants?

Cody thanks Sasha for the perfect gift, and says he feels terrible that he doesn’t have something for her. She says, he already saved her life and her sanity. He’s given her the best gift she could have asked for. He tells her, stop. Don’t say that.

Brook says she knows everything that happened because of her grandmother put Maxie in a bad placed financially. Maxie says she can’t deny that, but Tracy forced Brook to do it, so it really wasn’t her fault. Brook says, Tracy told her the reason why she got control of Deception was to give it to her. At first, she rejected Tracy’s offer, but she just told Tracy that she changed her mind. So the plan is, she’ll start working here again and she’ll convince Tracy that she’s grateful for the opportunity. Then… Maxie says, what then? What is she plotting? Brook says, the next part of the plan is still a work in progress, but she’ll either convince Tracy into signing over control to her or she’ll blackmail her into doing it. Either way, she won’t stop until Deception belongs to Maxie. So what does she think? Lucy walks in and says, who let the spy back in?

Kristina thinks Blaze isn’t so sure she should do this, but Blaze tells her, that’s not what she’s saying. But there’s a big difference between wanting to help her sister and wanting to be pregnant for nine months and give birth to a child. One is seeing Molly hurting and generously wanting to help. The second is a huge commitment and life-changing event. Kristina says she knows no one is going to know for sure how their body will handle a pregnancy, but she’s in great health and the odds are never going to be higher for her than right now to get pregnant and deliver a healthy baby successfully. She knows it sounds so weird to say this, but she knows in her gut that she’s supposed to do this. So Blaze is right that she’s doing this for Molly and for TJ, but she’s also doing this for herself.

Diane asks how they’re going to refer to each other moving forward, and he asks what she means. She says, when she gossips about last night with Alexis – and FYI, she’s gonna – he says, noted – how should she refer to him? Is he her boyfriend? He says, boyfriend, grey hair, long in the tooth, no. He doesn’t feel like he’s anyone’s boyfriend. She says, okay, lover, and he says, absolutely not. She laughs and says, okay, suitor. Main squeeze. How about this? Adult companion. He says, that seems to indicate that money may have changed hands somewhere along the line, and she chokes on her coffee, laughing. He asks if they can’t just say they’re involved, but she says she’d like it to be a little more definitive. How about, they’re just dating? That is, after all, what they’re doing. He says, dating’s good, and she says, good… Are they dating exclusively? He sits back in his chair. I’m laughing because it is a weird thing. Boyfriend sounds like you’re in high school, lover is corny and TMI. I like significant other, but it’s kind of long. So where do you go?

Laura says she knows Sonny is aware that Dante is assisting the Pautuck PD in its investigation of the murder, and he says he and Dante agreed a long time ago for the sake of their relationship, not to discuss Dante’s work. She says, or his, and he says, right. They try to avoid any conflict of interest. Laura says, except she does know he spoke to Dante at some point about Austin, and he asks, why is that? She says, because she asked Dante to give her an update about the murder investigation, and he told her, a reliable and confidential source had informed him that Austin and his cousin Mason were working for her brother Cyrus. He says, really, and she says, his son wouldn’t give up his source, but she knows it’s him.

Lucy says, Brook has some nerve stepping foot back in Deception. She should have Brook arrested for industrial espionage, or maybe intellectual property theft. Maxie says, it’s okay. Brook is here… Lucy says, because why? Does she want to sniff around some more to find out some proprietary information that she can steal from them? Brook says, it’s not stealing if you have a controlling interest in the company, which her grandmother does. Lucy says, Tracy doesn’t care about this company. Tracy doesn’t care about Deception, but she does, and Tracy needs to keep her filthy hands away from here, and Brook needs to stay away from here too. Brook says, it doesn’t matter what Lucy thinks. Tracy’s 51% says she has more of a right to be here than Lucy. Lucy moves toward Brook, but Maxie says, okay, putting her hand in between them.

Cody says, Sasha doesn’t need to thank him. He’s happy that for once he was able to get out of his own way and do the right thing. Trust him. That isn’t always the case. She says she doesn’t care what happened in his past. She’s just thankful for the man he is now, and she’s so grateful that he was able to come to her rescue. He says he doesn’t want her gratitude… What he means to say is, there’s a fine line between feeling grateful to someone, and feeling an obligation to someone. He doesn’t want her to owe him; he wants her to like him. She says, he already knows she does. He heard her say it to Maxie. He says he also heard her say she’s not ready to move on yet. She’s still grieving over the loss of her husband and child. The last thing that would be okay for him is for her to rush through that process because she’s trying to give him something she thinks he wants.

As they walk through Rice Plaza, Michael says, Donna got a lot of presents. Is she ready to take a break? She says, but they don’t have all the presents yet, and he says, they got a lot. Doesn’t she want to save something to buy with her dad? She says, what about daddy’s presents? What does she give him if her wish doesn’t come true? He says, sometimes wishes don’t come true exactly the way you expect, because wishes are magic, and magic is unpredictable. So how about if they buy a back-up gift just in case? She says, look! and runs over to a bench. She picks up a cap that looks just like Mike’s.

Laura says she didn’t ask Sonny here to put him on the spot. She asked him here because she trusts him. She needs to know. Did Cyrus kill Dr. Gatlin-Holt? He says he thinks that’s for the police to figure out, and she says, oh come on. He’s in a position to know things before other people do. She’s asking him, is her brother a murderer? He says, her brother Cyrus has murdered in the past, and he doesn’t for one second believe Cyrus’s religious reformation. But he doesn’t think Cyrus killed Austin Gatlin-Holt. She says, except Dante said Dr. Gatlin-Holt went to see him the night he was killed, and he was prepared to give up the name of his boss. Sonny asks if he gave up that name, but she says, no, he didn’t. He left to go gather proof. Sonny asks if she thinks Cyrus had Austin killed to shut him up, and she says, doesn’t he?

Robert tells Diane that he likes his women. He likes commitment. One woman at a time. She says she’s well-aware of that. She’s well-aware of his exceptional commitment to the women in his life. She’s witnessed it firsthand. Anytime Holly or Anna needed him, he was there. He says, they have a lot of history together. He can’t change that. They would do the same for him. She says she gets it. However, moving forward, if she’s to be exclusive with him, she needs to know that she’s his number one priority.

Sonny tells Laura that he doesn’t see how Cyrus would have known Austin was talking to Dante. Cyrus has no money. He has no manpower to keep Austin under surveillance. And he doesn’t think for a second Dante leaked out the information. Laura says, he wouldn’t do that, and Sonny says, if he doesn’t know, Cyrus has no motive to kill Austin. As a matter of fact, it’s the opposite because Austin helped him get out of prison. So he sees Austin as an asset. She says, that makes sense, and he says, if Cyrus thought Austin was a problem, there are other ways to deal with him. Murder is too risky. With all due respect, he despises her brother, but he’s not stupid. He just got out of prison and he’s going to do everything he can not to go back. She thanks him, and says, it’s really been weighing on her, the kind of man her brother is. It’s a huge relief to know that Sonny doesn’t think he killed Dr. Gatlin-Holt.

Blaze says, listening to Kristina talk about her decision is really inspiring. She doesn’t know if she’s ever done anything this selfless. It’s profound. Kristina says, Blaze is making her sound like a saint. Billions of women have given birth successfully, and she’s sure it’s as big and scary as it seems, but she feels like she’s got this. Blaze says, she might not feel the same way when she’s in labor, and Kristina says she plans on being in excellent physical condition and plan for every scenario. And when she goes into labor… she plans to ask for all the drugs. Blaze laughs, and Kristina thanks her for being so supportive. She knows this isn’t traditional. Blaze tells Kristina that she meant what she said. She’s in awe of Kristina for wanting to do this. Kristina says she really appreciates Blaze being so understanding about this, because she’s really committed to this pregnancy and it’s a big change in her life. And for me and you… If there is me and you.

Alexis tells Jordan, in a perfect world, yes. It would be better for them to wait six months or a year or longer for Kristina to become a surrogate. Jordan says, so they’re on the same page then, and Alexis says, yes, but the timeline becomes problematic, because they’re assuming Kristina gets pregnant right away. And they both know it doesn’t always happen like that. Jordan says, true. None of this is a perfect science. Alexis says, Kristina’s very committed to doing this, but it’s not fair to ask her to put her life on hold for another year or longer waiting to get pregnant. Jordan says she can’t argue with that, and Alexis says, the bottom line is, she and Jordan don’t get a vote on this. All three of them are adults, Molly and TJ want this baby, and they want this baby as soon as possible. They don’t get to just tell them to wait.

Lucy says, Brook doesn’t know half of the horrible, horrible things Tracy has done. She’s blackmailed so many people, she could fill out an entire punch card. Brook says, like Lucy is so perfect. She’s been known to scam rich men out of their money, and also secretly plotted to help Valentin gain control of ELQ. And how many times has she cheated on the loves of her life, huh? Lucy says, lots. Enjoyed it all. She’s made mistakes. She never said she didn’t. The fact of the matter is, she created Deception, and her vision is what made Deception successful. Brook says, and she almost ran it into the ground, almost bankrupt it, and Maxie too… Lucy says, because of Brook, and Brook says, Maxie is nothing but loyal and hardworking. Lucy shouldn’t be mad at Tracy. She should be thanking Tracy for stepping in and saving her and Deception.

Cody tells Sasha to take as much time as she needs. She’s dealing with enough in her life without him putting any pressure on her. And hey, if they’re never anything more than just friends and co-models, that’s good with him too. She says, really? and he says he promises. She says, okay. As her friend, he’s obligated to listen to her. He says, oh, is he? and she says, absolutely. He needs to stop being so hard on himself. He’s not nearly as bad as he wants to believe. As a matter of fact, most of the time he’s pretty great.

Lucy says she doesn’t owe Brook’s grandmother Tracy for anything. Never thank you. Certainly not. Because guess what? What matters is Maxie. And she knows the big sacrifice Lucy made when she took Tracy’s deal to keep Deception solvent. Maxie says she does. And Lucy knows she appreciates that. She’s so grateful for her job. Brook says, since Tracy owns this company and her grandmother wants her here, she’s staying. Lucy says, yippee. Super swell. This is Maxie’s problem now, because she will never ever, ever deal with someone who flat-out lied to her face and spied on her. She walks out, and Brook says she wasn’t expecting it to go well, but she certainly wasn’t expecting that. Maxie says, that was a lot, but Brook says, it’s okay. She’s a big girl and can handle it. Let Lucy go take it up with Tracy. They both know her grandmother will flatten Lucy. Maxie says she doesn’t understand. Why would Brook want that? Before Lucy came in here, Brook was telling her about how she was going to get the company back for them. Brook says she’s getting the company back for Maxie. Only Maxie. Promise her, when she finally gets this done, Maxie will have sole control of the company. Brook wants Maxie to be able to run this company the way she wants. Away from all of Lucy’s crazy shenanigans. Maxie says she thinks they’re getting a little bit ahead of themselves. Why don’t they get control of the company, then they’ll figure out how to divide it up? Brook says, they’ll get control of this company. Maxie knows she’s right. Because when the two of them join forces, they are unstoppable.

Cody says he actually bought Sasha a gift a few weeks ago. The first time in his life he’s planned ahead, but when he saw it, he knew he had to get it for her. She says she’s intrigued, and he says, as she should be. They promised it would be here before Christmas. He’s waiting for them to come through. She asks if she ever told him that she’s very bad at waiting for something she’s excited about, and he says, she’ll just have to be patient. She says, that’s not her strong suit, and she struggles with her coat. Cody tries to help her, and they end up close, face to face. She says she should get going. She’ll see him later. He says, see ya, and she leaves. He sits down, picks up the book, and opens it. It says: To my friend Cody, Thanks for coming to my rescue. Sasha.

Kristina says she likes Blaze, and she doesn’t want this to end. She knows this is early, so if Blaze wants to bail out now before she gets the size of a house, feel free. Blaze says she thinks Kristina will look amazing when she’s pregnant, but she always thinks Kristina looks amazing. Including right now. She takes Kristina’s hand and says she likes Kristina. She likes what’s happening between them, and she doesn’t want to cut it short before it has a chance to become something. She still wants to see where this goes. Kristina says she likes Blaze too, and they kiss. She tells Blaze, and now she’s really actually glad Blaze woke her up early. Blaze says, it’s not early. Kristina does realize she’s a musician and even she’s been up for hours. Kristina says, just her luck. She finds herself a singer who’s an early riser. Blaze says, this singer is about to be late for a run-through with her choreographer, but let’s touch base. Maybe they’ll meet up later? They need to celebrate Kristina’s decision with some wine before she has to give up alcohol. Kristina says, nooo, and Blaze says, for nine months. Kristina says she’d love that. Sounds perfect. They kiss and Blaze leaves.

Alexis tells Jordan, the kids are going to be fantastic parents. They’ll love the hell out of that baby and that baby’s lucky to have them. Jordan says she knows, and she can’t wait to see them holding her first grandchild. So she’ll try to adjust her thinking and be on board like Alexis. If this is what they want – and they are adamant that it is – then she’ll do her best to support it.

Robert tells Diane, Holly came to town largely to save Ethan’s life. It would have been remiss of him not to step in and help her. Not to mention, honor Luke’s memory. She says she gets it. That was a special circumstance. She’ll never appreciate the way Holly went about it, but Holly was desperate, and she understands. What about Anna? He says he and Anna are connected through Robin and the grandkids. That’s never going to change; they’re family. That hasn’t stopped him from getting closer to Diane and enjoying every minute of it. She says she’s enjoyed every minute of it too. All that aside, she needs to know that the next time Holly drops into Port Charles because of an emergency or Anna calls when they’re together, things will be different. He says, understood. The next time one of his exes needs assistance, he’ll have to point out that she’s his priority. She says, then here’s to our well-negotiated, hard-earned agreement, Mr. Scorpio, and lifts her coffee cup. He says, you are worth it, and she says, that’s right. They clink coffee cups.

Martin knocks at Laura’s office door and says, it’s him again. She says, back so soon? Please tell her it’s with some sort of proof of their brother’s innocence. He asks if she wants to run that by him again, how she wants Cyrus to be exonerated, and she says she guesses she does. He asks, what happened? and she says, Sonny Corinthos was just here, at her invitation, and she asked him straight up if he thought Cyrus murdered Dr. Gatlin-Holt. He said he didn’t think so, and right at that moment, she could feel the knot in her chest sort of melt away. She guesses it’s surprising for her to realize how much she doesn’t want him to be guilty. She does want him to turn his life around. Does Martin think it’s possible? Martin says, a hell of a lot more possible now that he has Laura to look up to.

Sonny finds Donna and Michael in Rice Plaza and asks Donna how the shopping is going. She says she didn’t shop for his present; she wished for it. He says, really, and Michael tells her, show him. She brings out the cap and says, this is for him. Sonny takes it, looks it over, and says, this is Mike’s. Angels We Have Heard on High plays in the background, and Michael says, Donna found it. It was sitting over there like someone left it. Sonny says, really? and Michael says, yeah. Sonny says he can’t believe that, and Michael says, neither could he. They were going to ask around and see if anyone lost a hat, but he checked it and it’s actually Mike’s cap. Sonny says he wonders where it came from, and Donna says she told him. She wished for it. On a star. Her wish came true! It’s magic! Sonny says, let him tell her something about her granddad. He believed in magic and wishes. He’d be very proud of her. She says, merry Christmas, daddy, and hugs him. Sonny says, merry Christmas, sweetheart, and looks at Michael. He looks up and says, merry Christmas, dad.

On Monday, Brook says, there’s one thing she and Violet agree on; Kristina tells Dr. Navarro that she’d like to get started as soon as possible; Anna tells Dante, don’t say she didn’t warn him; and Brennan says he’d like to get to know Carly better.

🏥 Port Charles Memory Lane…

January 4th, 10 pm, EST on ABC.

🎼 Adam’s Song…

While he doesn’t have Sonny’s dimples, he’s got the smiley eyes. It’s great how they give actors an opportunity to shine using their non-soap talents.

👗 Fashionably Soap…

Wow. There’s way too much black. Spoiler: Dex looks the same.

🧂 Needs Salt…

I didn’t really understand the desire for a pirate themed party. Did they confuse themselves with Below Deck?

I guess all losers was out of the question.

Back In the House…

Schwartz is welcomed back. After a week away. Seriously, I can’t.

🗽 She Who Won’t Be Uninvited…

No surprise here. She loves showing up where she’s not wanted. No doubt Brandi will follow suit, because ditto.

🛥 Worst Guests Ever…

Where do they find these people?

https://ew.com/below-deck-guests-accused-stealing-cast-identities-opioid-scheme-8416388

🎄 Filming Christmas…

All good choices, but not one traditional A Christmas Carol  movie? Really?

https://ew.com/movies/20-top-christmas-movies-ever/

🐶 Pets + Holidays…

The practical.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/11/health/pets-holiday-danger-wellness/index.html

The famous.

https://finance.yahoo.com/photos/12-celebrity-pets-totally-bringing-191259687/-photo-191409825.html

The rest of us.

https://www.cbc.ca/kids/articles/a-gallery-of-cute-pets-dressed-up-for-the-holidays

The DIY. I want the hat with the elf ears.

🥠 Quotes of the Week

Leaders who win the respect of others are the ones who deliver more than they promise, not the ones who promise more than they can deliver. – Mark A. Clement

The way to achieve your own success is to be willing to help somebody else get it first. – Iyanla Vanzant

Happiness is for dogs and Americans. – Dr. Liesl Obrecht (Kathleen Gati), General Hospital

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. – Albert Einstein

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.Antoine de Saint-Exupery

That food you eat can be either the safest and most powerful form of medicine or the slowest form of poison. – Ann Wigmore

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. – Mahatma Gandhi

A man is whatever room he’s in. – Japanese saying

No matter what this study suggests, the best time to exercise is the time you will actually do it. – Keri Gans, M.S., R.D.

Persons of high self-esteem are not driven to make themselves superior to others; they do not seek to prove their value by measuring themselves against a comparative standard. Their joy is being who they are, not in being better than someone else. – Nathaniel Branden

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. – Harry S Truman

Nothing frightens me more than a person unwilling to learn, even at their own expense. That is a darkness I will never understand. – G.H. (Mahershala Ali), Leave the World Behind

He looks like a giant red flag. – Shekinah Garner, 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way

🪄 Tinseling Up…

Take a break on Monday really Tuesday for soap and Med absurdity. Until then, stay safe, stay focused on what you can control and let go of everything else, and stay remembering, sometimes wishes don’t come true exactly the way you expect.

December 21, 2022 – Christmas Eve In Port Charles, More Sad, Granddad Sonny, Getting Closer, Mishaps On Deck, Good War, Puppies (!) & Spicier Wrapping

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Leo and Wiley open their presents at the Quartermaines’, and Olivia says, it’s a shame Monica is under the weather. She would have loved this. Michael and Willow play with Wiley.

The Gingerbread Jam is being set up at Rice Plaza, and Maxie gets a text from her mom: I’m here, where are you? Austen approaches her, and she asks what he’s doing here. He says he thought they had a plan.

Spencer arrives at Alexis’s house, and Sam says, the kids are upstairs making videos for social media. Whatever you do, do not engage. Spencer thanks Alexis for having him, and she hugs him, saying, he’s always welcome here. She’s just surprised his father didn’t monopolize him over the holidays now that he’s out of Pentenville. Spencer says he can see his father every day, not so much all of them, so he wanted to make up for it this Christmas, and Alexis say, famous last words.

Trina comes downstairs, and says, gosh, looking at all the fabulous decorations. She sees Curtis, Portia, Marshall, and Josslyn waiting for her, and says, what’s all this? Curtis says, they wanted to do something special for her, and Marshall says, but if she’s not in the mood… Trina says, no. It’s beautiful. Portia tells her, merry Christmas, and hugs her.

Violet, Finn, Chase and Gregory walk into Finn’s house, and Violet asks if they saw the house with all the angels, lights, and music. She makes a head exploding gesture, and Gregory suggests she find some more appropriate attire for their Christmas celebration. She says, on it, and runs off. Gregory says he knows Finn and Chase are hurting, but that little girl expects a merry Christmas, not a grumpy one. Can’t they focus on their blessings for one night, for her sake?

On the phone, Brook says, it’s happening? Thank you so much. You don’t know what this means… Yes, she knows they did her a favor, and she owes them. And they’re definitely going to collect.

At Alexis’s house, gifts are opened. Molly says she got socks for everyone, because you can never have too many, and TJ agrees, saying, he should know; he’s a doctor. Kristina says, you are too… you guys, and Molly thanks her, kissing TJ. They go to get more cider, and Spencer looks at the tree. Alexis asks if he’s okay, and he says he’s great. This is good. This is fun. She says, for a Cassadine, he’s a terrible liar, and he says he has a lot on his mind. She says she has a lot of time, so what’s on his mind? He says, this is probably a stupid question, but is he destined to be just like his father?

Trina says she’s sorry, but Josslyn says she has nothing to be sorry for, and Portia says, Trina is entitled to feel however she feels. There’s no pressure here. Trina says she appreciates that, but she doesn’t want to bring down the holiday, and Marshall says, she couldn’t if she tried. Curtis says, the holidays are about family; the ones we’re born into, and the ones we’ve chosen. And the ones we’re lucky enough to be chosen by. All that matters is them being here for her. Portia says, you know what they’re going to do? They’re going to follow Trina’s lead. So if she wants to do something, she has supplies to decorate ornaments. Trina says, it used to be their tradition, and Portia says, they stopped doing it for a couple of years, but she figured this was the perfect time to bring it back. And if Trina wants to be low-key, that’s absolutely fine too. Just do what makes her heart feel good. Trina says, thanks, but Christmas is even more important during hard times. Yes, she’s sad, and scared, and hurt, but being here with all of them, she knows she’s lucky too. She, Portia, and Curtis have a three-way hug.

Austin asks if he can talk to Maxie. He thinks they should clear the air. No matter what, they should know where they stand before the holidays, right? She asks where he thinks that is, and he says he doesn’t know where she’s at, but for him, he knows he messed up. He let his insecurities get the best of him, and he did some shady stuff. And the worst of that was to pressure Spinelli. He shouldn’t have done that; he knows Spinelli is important to her. He’s sorry. He thinks he might have driven a wedge between them. She says, the wedge was already there, and she thinks he knows that.

Brook comes into the sitting room, and says she didn’t know they were opening presents tonight. Olivia says, they’re letting the kids open one present, and Ned says he was beginning to think they weren’t going to see her until the show at Rice Plaza tonight. She says she has a couple of minutes before she has to go. Nothing’s more important than family at Christmas, right? Ned says, family is important, but there are other things… Leo asks, where’s Chase? He wants to show Chase his book. Brook says, he’s with family at the moment, and Leo leaves to read his book. Olivia asks if they’ll see Chase before the show, but Brook says, Chase isn’t coming. Not here, not Rice Plaza, nowhere that she is.

Gregory says, look at them, all together at Christmas. There was a time he never thought he’d spend the holiday with his sons, much less his beautiful granddaughter. They’ve come so far. Chase says he’s sorry. He’s not really in the holiday spirit. Maybe he should just go. Gregory says, Chase isn’t performing tonight; he’s free to spend time with his family. Chase says, Brook completely screwed him over, and Finn says he’s sorry. Gregory says, what Brook did was wrong… and Chase says, it was beyond wrong. She cost him his badge when she took it upon herself to make decisions about his life. The more he thinks about it, the more he’s glad that he backed out of the Gingerbread Jam. Brook can deal with the fallout. Gregory says he gets it. This is about revenge.

Michael tells Wiley that he and Willow have something to tell him, and asks Willow if she wants to do the telling. She says, they found out the baby in mommy’s tummy is a girl. He’s going to have a little sister. Michael asks how that sounds, and Wiley says he can’t wait.

Drew says he’s really glad Carly is here, and she says, her too. Donna’s with Sonny, and Avery is with her mother. Joss is with Trina, and she’d be going crazy if she was sitting in the house by herself. Not to mention she gets bonus time with Wiley. And she gets holiday bonus time with him, which is really, really nice. She wonders if Willow’s okay; she’s really pale. She seems to be having a really hard time with this pregnancy. Drew says, unfortunately, he thinks finding out that her birth mother was dead really added on the stress, but now that they know that Denise was lying, he’s not going to stop until he finds Willow’s birth parents, or at least find out what happened to them. She says, he’s a man with a mission, and he says, they have to tell her there’s hope her family’s out there. She says she thinks that would be a really big mistake, and he asks, why? She says she thinks he should wait until he has all the facts before he gives Willow more bad news. He says, like the suspicion Harmony stole Willow from her birth parents? and she says, let Willow enjoy Christmas before he puts all that on her.

Wiley asks if his sister will be here next Christmas, and Michael says, she sure will. Wiley asks if they’ll open presents together, and Michael says, she’ll have presents, but she’ll be too small to open them herself. Wiley says, then you, me, and mommy will help open them, right mommy? and Willow says, they sure will. She tells them that she’ll be right back, and leaves.

Ned says he’s sorry to hear Brook and Chase split up, and Olivia says, they were worried something like this might happen. Brook says, worried, but hardly surprised? Ned says, and Chase bailed on the performance tonight? and Brook says, Chase was only performing because they were together. Go ahead. Tell her how selfish and stupid, and she deserved what she got. Ned says he’s so sorry, and hugs her. Olivia says, they know how important Chase was to her. If anyone understands what she’s going through, it’s them. Brook says, they’re not going to lecture her? and Ned says, it’s Christmas Eve. No lecture today. Maybe on New Year’s.

Dante looks at his phone, and Sam says, no phones tonight. Tonight, Dante is all hers. Anything important? He says, no. He was just going to check on Cody; make sure he’s not alone. She says, he could invite Cody to the Gingerbread Jam, and he says he doesn’t know if he told her lately how incredible she is. She says, a couple times, when his phone dings. He says he’s got to go, and she says, was it work? It’s not another attack. He says, nothing like that. He’ll be right back. He promises.

Spencer says he shouldn’t have brought it up on Christmas, but Alexis says, it’s the perfect holiday to maximize family disfunction. What’s going on with his dad? Spence says he found out some things about him. He’s embarrassed and ashamed that it makes him look bad by association. Does that make sense? She says, sadly, it does, and he says he wants to find a life outside of his family, to stay away from his father, and even Uncle Victor, but he can’t find a permanent way out. He needs her to tell him how to escape his own family, but she says, they can’t.

Curtis suggests Marshall and Portia take a break, and Portia says, in a minute. She wants to make everything perfect for Trina. Marshall says, he’s helping; doctor’s orders. Curtis says he’s sure Trina will appreciate the effort, but what he has to tell them can’t wait.

Trina says, Josslyn doesn’t have to stay. The traffic is going to be crazy with the Gingerbread Jam at Rice Plaza. Josslyn says she’ll take the back roads, and tells Trina, stop putting everybody else first. She’s here as long as Trina needs her. Trina says she was supposed to be with Rory’s family tonight. She told him she’d go before… She was on her way to tell Rory that she didn’t love him. All because she can’t shake her feelings for Spencer. He might have broken up with her, but she’ll never know. Rory is gone, and he’d still be here if he’d never met her. She starts to cry.

Curtis says, they’re all working hard to help Trina, and she’s their number one priority. But it’s his and Portia’s first Christmas as an engaged couple in their home. It’s his and Marshall’s first Christmas in over 30 years, since Marshall came back into his life. And even after everything that’s been going on, he thinks these things need to be celebrated. He gives a gift to Portia, and one to Marshall, and says, open them. They tear open the paper, and Portia says, it’s like self-care in a box, and thanks Curtis. Marshall opens a set of record albums, and says, this is like a time machine. He thanks Curtis, and they hug.

Josslyn asks, in what universe is Trina even remotely responsible for Rory’s death? He was investigating a crime. Trina says, this crime, and Josslyn says, the killer happened to be there. Trina says, exactly. If it wasn’t for her, Rory wouldn’t have been in the wrong place at the wrong time. Josslyn says, okay. It’s time for some tough love. What happened to Rory was a tragedy, and Trina is entitled to feel however she wants about that, but not responsible. The only person responsible is the monster who killed Rory. Trina says, right, and Josslyn says she knows Trina is saying it, but doesn’t think Trina means it. It’s human nature that when things get really, really bad, we try to make sense of them, and we’re willing to accept answers from anywhere, even if it means believing the worst about ourselves. Trina says, and Josslyn thinks that’s what she’s doing? Josslyn says, it is what she’s doing. Blaming herself is only going to hold her back. Rory wouldn’t want that for her. Rory would want her to keep moving forward. She puts her arms around Trina, and holds her.

Maxie says she appreciates Austin owning what he did. It proves he can still be a good man, which is why she was drawn to him in the first place. He says, helping a woman deliver a baby when she’s being chased be a crazy nurse would make anyone look like a hero, and she says, that’s where the root of their problem is. When she met him, she was trying to save her own life, and her daughter’s life, and trying to survive the most traumatic relationship she’s ever been in. And there Austin was, like a guardian angel. They went through something huge together, and became really important to each other really fast; so fast, she thinks lines were blurred. Trauma bonding is a real thing and fate  brought them together, but… He says, they’re not meant to be.

Drew tells Carly that they need to let Willow know there’s still a chance her birth parents could be out there. She needs some hope. Carly says, it’s not hopeful to hear you were taken from your family. When you’re pregnant, your hormones just compound everything, and that’s what’s going on with Willow. There’s nothing to worry about. Um… she brought up that Willow wasn’t looking too good.

Brook tells Ned and Olivia that she just got so caught up in what she wanted, she convinced herself that’s what Chase wanted too. Now Chase is gone, and she has to live with it. Ned asks what she’s going to do about the show tonight. She’ll be in breach of contract if she doesn’t show up with an act. She says, she’ll just have to get a different act… Ned could take Chase’s place. Olivia laughs.

Violet drapes a candy cane striped scarf around Finn’s neck, and says, it’s his color. He says he’ll take her word for it, and she asks if they can do the advent calendar. He says, you bet, and they sit in front of the calendar on the coffee table. She asks why there isn’t anything for Christmas Day, and he says, that’s because Santa brings her candy for her stocking, but she says she knows Finn does that. Santa only brings presents. He says, she’s getting way too smart for him.

Gregory says he’s not trying to excuse what Brook did; Chase has every right to be angry. Brook made a mistake, one that cost Chase dearly, but just because Brook made a mistake doesn’t mean Chase can’t. Chase asks what he’s talking about, and Gregory says, his badge was taken away, not his moral compass. There’s still a wrong he has to make right – tonight. Dante knocks at the door, and says he’s sorry to interrupt, but he has some news he doesn’t think can wait.

Brook says, who needs Chase when she has Eddie Maine? but Ned says, what Linc and Blaze signed up for, and what the Rice Plaza bookers agreed to was a performance by two up and comers. She can’t change the terms at the last minute. Brook says, it’s an emergency, but he says, they won’t see it that way. If there’s no way she can get Chase to do this, she needs to be honest with the people she made an agreement with. Brook says, and tell them she can’t deliver, and Ned says, unfortunately, dare he say it – Olivia says, please don’t – she has to face the music.

Drew says he doesn’t feel good keeping this from Willow, but Carly says, all they have is a theory, an extremely disturbing one at that. He says, she’s right… he thinks, and she says she’ll take that.

Willow comes back, and Michael asks if she’s okay. She says, yeah. She’s sorry for getting so… He says, they’re going to spend many and more Christmases together, and he, Willow, and Wiley have a three-way hug.

Violet says she’s taking the calendar to her room, and runs out. Gregory says, Finn is doing a good job of hiding his pain from Violet, and Finn says he wasn’t so sure after what Gregory told him the other day. Gregory says, Finn’s performance has improved. He’s not trying to pry. He knows there are elements of Finn’s break-up he doesn’t want to discuss, but Violet loves her Aunt Elizabeth. Finn says he knows, and no matter what happens between them, Elizabeth will be a part of Violet’s life. Gregory says he’s proud of Finn not leaning into despair when it would be so easy to, and Finn says he’s had a lot of practice. He’s learned his lesson this time. He’s not cut out for love and relationships. As much as he tries, some tragedy always follows him everywhere. Gregory says he knows Finn has experienced his share of darkness; they had their share of darkness as a family as well. But it would be a mistake to ignore all the joy they’ve had too. Finn asks if this is the part of the conversation where Gregory says, everything happens for reason, and Gregory says he wouldn’t dream of being so cliché, but the journey Finn has been on, put him on the path that brought Violet into his life. Would he change that? Finn says, of course (🍷) not; not for a minute. Gregory says, so maybe don’t throw in the towel yet.

Dante says, the CCRB is going to revisit Chase’s reinstatement. They’re going to take another look at his case at the next meeting in the spring. Chase says, that’s fantastic, but it was supposed to be a done deal, and Dante says, it was, but Brook managed to get them her letter. Chase says he thought it was too late for that, and Dante says, it was. He has no idea what happened; maybe she wore them down. Chase says, Brook has that effect on people, and thanks Dante for letting him know. Dante shakes his hand, and says, merry Christmas, partner. He leaves, and Chase goes back inside. Finn asks what Dante wanted, and Chase says, to deliver a Christmas miracle.

Austin says, Maxie means a lot to him. He wishes things were different, but they’re just not. So he thinks maybe they should just call it. She says she is grateful for him. Not just because he brought Bailey Lou into this world, but for the time they spent together, even though it didn’t work out. He says, him too, and they hug. He tells her, merry Christmas. He hopes those kids have a great holiday. Give little Bailey a hug for him. She says, of course (🍷), and he leaves.

Trina thanks Josslyn for being the best, and Josslyn says, call if she needs anything. Trina says, she will, and Josslyn leaves. Portia asks how Trina is feeling, and Trina says she’s okay. There’s something she wants to do, and she needs Portia’s help.

Marshall gives Curtis a gift, and says, Curtis didn’t think he’d be left out. Curtis says, he figured he’d have to wait until morning, and Marshall says, that was the plan, but Curtis inspired him. Curtis opens the gift, and Marshall says, it was their first Christmas together; Curtis’s mama, him, Tommy, and that blur is his Aunt Stella. She set the timer too fast. They all thought it was funny, so that’s their favorite. And that little boy there is Curtis. He can’t tell Curtis how grateful he is for this second chance to make up for all those holidays he missed spending with him.

Spencer tells Alexis, he doesn’t understand. She, Kristina, Molly, and Sam all have lives. They’re not… They don’t get drawn in by their family. They’re not dependent on them. They don’t get sucked into the drama, and the scheming, and the treachery. Alexis says, they’re still connected to them. She fully expected Victor to walk through that door, and refer to this gathering as if it were some little soiree, while he’s lecturing them about family. Spencer can’t escape being a Cassadine, but he can survive it. He asks, how? and she says, she and the girls have their own lives because she insisted on that; they insisted on that. That wasn’t easy. It just looks easy on nights like this. Victor has a special interest in Spencer, and she’s advising him to be very cautious about that. If Spencer has questions he can’t answer, ask her instead. Because this band of psychopathic murdering megalomaniacs are theirs. They’re their family, and always will be. He says, so basically, he’s doomed with the brontosaurus in the tarpit, and she says, this place he lives in is always going to take up space in his head. The key is to just accept that, and if you do that, it’s easier to forge your own path. He asks if that’s how she’s always able to rise above the insanity that’s their family, because that’s all he wants to do. She tells him, remember, genetics don’t dictate your actions. He’s his own person. He can never not be a Cassadine, but he can ground himself in other things. He says, such as? and she says he has to find out what makes him feel alive; him, Spencer, not Spencer Cassadine. Does that make sense? He says he’s not sure. He wants it to. She says, find out what makes him happy. Figure out what that is, then hang on to that, and let it be his guide. She promises this won’t last forever. At some point he’ll be able to ignore their attempts to pull him in, and follow his own heart.

Linc (I assume; it’s a different actor) approaches Brook at Rice Plaza, and says he’s been looking everywhere for her. Where’s his opening act? Brook says, about that… when Maxie runs over, and hugs her. Linc gets distracted by some set pieces, and Maxie asks, where’s Chase? Brook says, Chase isn’t coming, and Maxie says she’s sorry. Is there something she can do to help? Brook says, no, but thanks her anyway, and Maxie says she’s going to go find her kids and her mom. Break a leg. She hugs Brook again, and leaves. Linc says, where is he? and Brook says she’s so sorry. She knows this is disappointing, but Blaze is going to have to perform solo. Linc says, no, and Brook says, Chase isn’t coming. She doesn’t see any other option. He says, Blaze’s manager has been screaming at him all afternoon. A solo performance is a non-starter. Brook needs to fix this – now.  

Sam says, Molly’s caramel apple pie is to die for. She legitimately made this herself? Molly says she did, and thanks Sam. She says, baking has become a sort of meditation for her these days. Kristina says, she, too, has begun to realize there’s more to life than work. She’s organizing a charity clothing drive to help struggling LGBTQ+ youth. She realized helping people gives her life purpose, and she never would have realized that if she hadn’t had a job that allowed her the time to explore it. Spencer says, seems like they all found things that make them feel alive, and Molly says, that’s one way of putting it. Sam says she guesses they’re all lucky that way, and Spencer tells them, merry Christmas. He has to be going. Alexis asks if he’s okay, and Molly asks if it’s something Kristina said. He laughs, and says, it was actually what all of them said. He thanks Alexis, says, he realized there’s somewhere he has to be, and leaves.

Portia and Trina are concentrating on something, and Curtis brings Marshall some coffee. Marshall says, look at those two. Even though they know better, you would think nothing’s wrong with the world. There truly is peace on earth. Curtis says, they are beautiful, and Marshall says, this whole evening. He gets to spend Christmas with his family – that’s a gift. Curtis says, merry Christmas, dad, Marshall says, merry Christmas, and they clink cups.

We see a Rory tribute ornament, and Portia tells Trina, this was such a lovely idea, so thoughtful. Trina says, Rory holds a special place in her heart, and it’s important for her to keep his memory alive, even as she moves forward. It just needs one final touch. She puts a soda can ring over the hook, and says, she knows it’s corny, but the day she and Rory met, the police had been questioning her for a while, and he brought her a soda. Then when she was exonerated, he brought her another one. And because she’s ridiculous, she saved the tab. Portia says, she’s not ridiculous in any way, shape, or form. You know what that is? That’s perfect.

Carly tells Willow and Michael that she has to go, and tells Wiley to have a merry Christmas. He hugs her, and she says she loves him. Drew says he’ll walk her out, and when they get outside, he kisses her.

Josslyn is driving, and shields her eyes from someone’s brights. She slams on the brakes.

Drew says he’s been dying to do that all night, and Carly says, it’s been difficult keeping her hands off him. He says, before she goes, he got her a present, and hands her a small box. She opens it, and takes out a keyring from Jacksonville, with a key attached. He says, hopefully, it will remind her of their time together there, and she says, that she could never forget. She asks what the key is for, and he says, she’ll find out. He leans in for another kiss, but she says, merry Christmas, and walks off.

At Rice Plaza, Brook turns to see Chase walking toward her, wearing his leather jacket.

Gregory and Violet bring mugs into the living room, and Violet asks when she’ll be able to make hot cocoa by herself. Gregory says, far too soon, and Finn joins them on the sofa. Finn says, all right. They have their hot cocoa. Is anybody ready for a story? Violet asks if grandpa can read it, and Finn hands the book to him. Gregory says he’d be honored, and Violet sits in Finn’s lap. Gregory begins to read… ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse…

Alexis says, so that charity work Kristina is doing… Kristina says she doesn’t want to argue with Alexis on Christmas Eve, but Alexis says, then Santa came early for Kristina, because she was going to say she loves that Kristina is doing something she loves. Alexis is so proud of her.

Sam lets Dante in, and says, welcome home. He says, there’s no place he’d rather be, and they hug.

Alexis and Kristina hug, and TJ and Molly kiss

There’s a knock at the door, and Trina answers it. Spencer says, merry Christmas.

Tomorrow, Brook asks Chase if they can get past this; Spencer tells Trina, if the police won’t do it, he will; and Mac says, they have a lead on Rory’s murderer.

👼🏾 Singing With the Angels…

She will be missed. I still can’t believe it. Watching GH today made me want to cry, knowing she’ll no longer be bossing people around.

🧓🏻 In Happier News…

I’ll bet he’s an amazing grandpa.

👠 They’re Coming…

I wonder who Teresa will throw something at this season.

https://ew.com/tv/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-season-13-trailer/

🛥 Deck Disasters…

Captain Lee will turn this boat around.

🍰 Bakers At Battle…

I am so addicted to this show. Those who can’t do, watch it on TV.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/holiday-wars

🐕 All About That Bowl…

It’s never too early to talk about the Bowl.

https://www.chiff.com/articles/puppy-bowl.htm

Westward Leading, Still Proceeding…

Come back for more of the same tomorrow. If nothing else, I’m consistent. Until then, stay safe, stay believing it’s the thought that counts, and stay remembering, genetics don’t dictate your actions. You’re your own person.

December 20, 2022 – Spencer Is Done With Nikolas (Really This Time), Goodbye Sonja, Leaving the Hospital, He Was Hooked, Lighting the Menorah, Putting Up the Tree & Wrapping

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Elizabeth says, Ava… but Ava says, there’s no need for phony small talk. It’s a bit risky, isn’t it, for a woman like Elizabeth to be in this chapel? She wouldn’t want to be struck by lightning after sneaking around with Ava’s husband. Elizabeth says she knows she owes Ava… Ava says, what? A thank you maybe? For keeping Nikolas occupied until he realized Elizabeth wanted him again? Elizabeth says she’s sorry, and Ava says, no, she’s not, but she will be.

Spencer comes inside Windymere, and checks his phone. It says no new messages, and he looks at the one from Trina that says, Welcome home.

Dex holds Josslyn, and she says she’s sorry, stepping back. He tells her, don’t be. She needed that, and it’s time she stopped denying herself what she needs.

Sam comes into the gym, and Cody says he has to talk to her. She says, he’s still here? and he says, at the gym? She says, no, Port Charles. She thought he was leaving town. He says he was going to, but Dante convinced him to stay, and Sam says, that’s because when Dante sees Cody, he sees his childhood friend; but when she sees him, she sees him as a bully and a con artist. She didn’t get a lot of sleep last night, so… He says he heard about the cop that got killed. How’s Dante handling it? She says she couldn’t say, and he tells her, look, he knows she wants him out of her life, but just answer one thing. Bully or not, Dante’s his friend and he’s worried. She says she can’t tell him how Dante is because she doesn’t know. She hasn’t seen him since yesterday.

At the hospital, Dante tells TJ that he needs to get Rory’s medical records, reports, anything that could help them catch his killer. TJ asks if he’ll still be here in a few minutes, and Dante says he will be. TJ says he’s hoping Dante can help him with something, and leaves. Mac comes in, and says, Dante looks like hell. Dante thanks him, and says he appreciates that. Did he talk to Rory’s mom? Mac says he told her that Rory’s body would be released as soon as possible. He has the autopsy report, and they found snake venom in Rory’s blood. Dante says, let him guess; the same toxin that was found in Diane, Brando, and Oz Haggerty. Looks like they’ve got a serial killer on their hands.

Drew asks Denise if he can trust everything she recalls, and she says, excuse me? He says, the stakes are high. He doesn’t have time for games. He checked out her story, the one that was identical to Harmony’s, and she didn’t tell him the truth about Willow’s mother. Carly walks in, and Drew says, every word out of Denise’s mouth has been a lie. She says, he’s calling her a liar? and he says, yeah, because she lied, and he needs to know why. What is she covering up? Who is she trying to protect? Denise glances at Carly, and Nina and Carly lock eyes.

Josslyn says, she’s good now. Dex can go. He says he’s under orders to stay with her, and she says, Sonny is his boss, not hers. He says he’s not leaving until Steve gets here, and her phone dings. She looks at a text from Cameron that says: Checking in – How u doing? She tells Dex to suit himself.

Ava says, it looks like St. Elizabeth has finally shown her true colors. Not only was she screwing Nikolas behind Ava’s back, she was screwing him behind Finn’s. She ran into Finn the other night, and he seemed a little off. Now she has to wonder, does he suspect? Does he know? Maybe she’ll ask him. Elizabeth says, he knows; she told him. Ava says, of course (🍷) she did. It’s best to get right out in front of it, isn’t it? Saying she’s sorry, telling him it will never happen again. Does Elizabeth plan on keeping Nikolas and Finn on their respective leashes? Not that she cares. She doesn’t care at all what happens between Elizabeth and Finn; although he seems like a decent guy. Finn probably deserves better, but if Elizabeth thinks she’s holding on to Nikolas, that is not going to happen. Elizabeth says, no. She and Nikolas have no future. Ava says she knows this one by heart. Elizabeth and Nikolas turn to each other when they’re both feeling lost and confused, and in so much pain. Let her tell Elizabeth something. Neither one of them knows what real pain is, so take cover. Not only will Elizabeth lose everything she cost Ava, by the time Ava is done, she’ll have lost so much more.

Cody says, Sam hasn’t heard from Dante since that cop was killed? but she says, he called and texted her last night to say he was going to be okay. He wanted her to tell the kids he was going to be okay. She could practically feel all of Dante’s feelings bottled up. She gets it. It’s really tough when you lose one of your own. Cody says he guesses Dante is doing his whole don’t worry about me I’ll be fine thing. He can’t say he’s all that surprised. Sam asks what he’s talking about, and Cody says, he’s always the first to step up when someone else needs help, but the last to ask when he needs it. One time he broke his arm at camp, and ended up being the one to console Mama Q, not the other way around. Dante has always been the strong, silent type. She says, no. One of the things she loves most about Dante is how open he is, and how willing he is to talk things out. Cody says, that’s good. It’s great, but new. She says, they don’t keep things from each other. That’s how she knows, whatever Dante is going through, it’s bad.

Dante looks in a folder, and tells Mac, there’s got to be something that will help them figure out where Esme is holed up, but Mac says, all they have is the earring Elizabeth found on Rory. Mac’s phone rings, and he steps away. He asks what he can do for Cody, and Cody says, sorry to bug him, but he still had Mac’s number in his phone from when Mac thought Cody was his son. Mac asks, what’s up? and Cody says he was hoping Mac knew where Dante was. Mac says he’s standing with Dante right now; why? Cody says, he’s with Sam at Volonino’s, and she’s worried because Dante didn’t come home last night. Mac says, thanks. On it.

Nina asks Phyllis, where was I? and Phyllis tells her, she was saying she had nothing to prove. Right before she got into that stare-down with Carly. Nina tells Phyllis, she was saying, she’s accepted the fact that her past is her past, and she’s done apologizing for it. From now on, she’s just looking toward the future. Phyllis says she’s glad to hear it.

Carly gets a text from Michael asking for a raincheck on lunch, and apologizing. At the table, Denise says, Drew came looking for her. It’s not her fault if he doesn’t like what she has to say. He says he doesn’t like it because it’s not the truth. So, one more time… She says she doesn’t have to take this, and gets up, but Carly jets over to the table, and asks, what’s going on? Drew introduces Denise, and Carly flashes back to telling Denise that she can’t believe it’s come to this, but it’s for the best. This friend of hers and Drew’s can’t find out who her birth mother is. It will cause her a world of pain. Carly remembers Denise asking if Carly is trying to justify it to herself, because she doesn’t care about the reasons, as long as Carly’s check clears. In the present, Carly holds out her hand, and says, it’s nice to meet Denise. Denise ignores Carly’s hand, and tells her, if you say so. Carly sits down, and Drew says, Denise was a member of the Friends of Peace and Love commune; that’s when she knew Harmony. Of course (🍷) then Harmony went by her given name. Carly says, Lorraine, right? and Drew says, exactly. He asked Denise how Harmony ended up raising Willow. Denise says, she told him, but Drew says, she told him a story, and that story doesn’t add up. He did a little digging, and he found out the woman that Denise claims is Willow’s mom, poor Joan, doesn’t exist. She lied. And she’s not leaving here until she tells him why.

Nikolas comes home, and sits on the sofa, when Spencer walks in. Nikolas says he wants to talk to him, and Spencer says, about Esme?

Phyllis asks Nina, what happened to the happy-go-lucky woman she was just talking to? and Nina says, she’s still in there. It’s just that she’s mentally preparing herself for Carly to come down on her again. Phyllis asks if Nina didn’t just say she was done apologizing for her past, and Nina says, her past, yes, but her present is a different story. Phyllis asks, what happened? and Nina says she got into another fight with Willow. Phyllis says she’s sure Nina had a good reason, and Nina says she certainly thought so at the time. Willow’s pregnant… Phyllis says she heard, and Nina says, the argument upset her so much, she fainted. Fortunately, Carly was there. Phyllis says she never thought she’d see the day Nina was thankful for Carly’s presence, and Nina says she didn’t know what to do; she just froze. Carly didn’t hesitate, and they both came together and helped Willow, and thank God she’s going to be okay. Phyllis says she knows Nina and Willow have had their differences, but she knows Nina doesn’t wish her any harm. Nina says, of course (🍷), even Carly admitted that, and Phyllis says, wonders never cease. Nina says she feels terrible about it though. She never knew Willow was having such a rough pregnancy.

Carly tells Drew that she thinks Denise had her reasons. Maybe she was trying to protect Harmony… Lorraine, or something. Denise says, Lorraine was her friend. It was a long time ago, but still. Carly says she also thinks it’s important to remember Lorraine is gone, so tell them the truth, and Carly will make it worth her while. Denise says, all right. Drew’s got her. There was no Joan. Lorraine and Doug already had the baby with them when they joined the commune.

TJ gives Dante an envelope, and says, these are the rest of Rory’s personal effects. He asks if Dante will see that Rory’s mother gets them, and Dante says he’ll take care of it. TJ says he didn’t know Rory well, but he seemed like a good guy, and Mac says, he was, and a good cop.  TJ says he hopes they catch this psycho soon, and Dante says, that’s the plan. TJ leaves, and Mac suggests Dante go home and get some rest, but Dante says he figured he’d go back to the crime scene. Mac says, Dante is off-duty; that’s an order. Dante says he’s too wired to sleep, and Mac says he’s taking Dante to the gym. A workout will do him good. He hustles Dante out of the hospital

Ava tells Elizabeth, nothing to say? No lame excuses for betraying Finn, for jumping into bed with Nikolas? At least she wasn’t married to his brother this time. Why is Elizabeth even here? Seeking solace, guidance from above, absolution? Ava lights a candle, and Elizabeth tells her, all she can say is, she made terrible mistakes and has to live with what she’s done. Ava says, give me a break Mary Magdalene, and Elizabeth says she should go. Ava says, no one is going to buy this noble martyr act, and she won’t be made the bad guy. For once, she’s done nothing wrong. If Elizabeth thinks she can tear Ava’s life apart, shed a few crocodile tears… Elizabeth tells her, shut up. Not everything is about her.

Josslyn says, just because Dex is standing guard doesn’t mean he actually has to stand while he’s guarding her, but he says he’s fine. She says she thought he was mad at her after what happened at Kelly’s, and he says, maybe he was. Did she think she needed to defend him from Spencer Cassadine? She says, Spencer did knock him flat, and he says, with a sucker punch. Should he have fought back? She says she’s glad he didn’t. Spencer is an idiot and a total jerk, but he’s been through a lot. Giving him a beatdown wouldn’t have proven anything. He says, it would have proven he can defend himself, and she says, for future reference, she doesn’t care what Spencer thinks. He says, what about what Cam thinks? He’s sorry. She says, for what? and he says, causing problems between them.

Sam tells Cody, stop it, and he says, stop what? She says, he’s lurking, and he says he was just doing some curls. She says, he’s stalling. Why is he even here? He says, that, and she turns to see Mac and Dante walk in. Dante says, Sam is here, and Mac says, what an amazing coincidence. Dante says he’s guessing Cody dropped the dime, and Cody asks if Dante is calling him a rat. Sam and Dante hug, and Dante says, sorry he didn’t call Sam. Mac gives Cody a thumbs up.

Phyllis comes back to the bar, and tells Nina, sorry about that. The audio system went down, but don’t worry, she fixed it. Nina stirs her coffee, and Phyllis says, she seems preoccupied again. More Carly? Nina says, who? Actually, she was thinking about how happy she was when she found out she was pregnant. She and Silas were going to be new parents, and she was overjoyed. Of course (🍷) she was a nervous young mother, but she really wanted that baby. She and Silas were having problems. He was cheating on her… with Ava actually. Phyllis says, now they’re best friends, and Nina says, life is funny. She thought her baby would save their marriage, and maybe it would have, but thanks to her mother, she never got to experience the one time she would or could ever have a baby. She will never forgive Madeline for robbing her of a life with her daughter.

Drew says, so Lorraine and Doug had the baby with them when they arrived at the commune? But they know Harmony wasn’t Willow’s birth mother; a DNA test proved that. Did they claim Willow was theirs? Denise says, Lorraine told everyone that her friend Joan had given her the baby to raise, but that was before they joined the commune, and Carly says, so Denise never met Willow’s biological mother. Denise says, no, and Drew asks, why did she lie? Denise says, like she told him, Lorraine was her friend, and she wanted to protect her, and whoever that baby grew up to be. Drew asks what she means by protect, and Denise says she always got the sense Lorraine was running from something… or someone.

Nikolas says, about Esme? and Spencer says, Esme killed Rory Cabrera. Nikolas says he heard an officer was attacked, and Spencer says, killed. Nikolas asks if that wasn’t the young man Trina was seeing, and Spencer says, he was. He was with Trina at Kelly’s when she found out Rory had been attacked. Joss and Cam were there too, and they all went to GH together, and Trina got to sit with Rory as he coded, or flatlined, or whatever they call it. She’s devastated. Nikolas asks how Spencer is feeling, and Spencer says, he barely knew Rory. Nikolas says, but he cares about Trina, and Spencer says, yes. He wants to be there for Trina, but he’s the last person who should be. So he’s relegated to standing by helpless, or staying away altogether, because he’s literally useless in this situation. There’s nothing he can do. Nikolas says he’d think Trina would want all the support her friends can give her, and Spencer says, even the so-called friend who brought Esme to town in the first place? Nikolas says, Spencer’s not responsible for Esme’s actions, and Spencer tells him, that’s exactly what grandmother said, so it must be true if they agree. Nikolas says, Laura tried calling him; it must have been about Officer Cabrera. Spencer says, Nikolas will have to ask her, and Nikolas says he’s glad she was there for Spencer. Spencer says he hopes they find Esme, and Nikolas says, there’s something else Spencer needs to know. He’s served Ava with divorce papers. Spencer says, which means a reconciliation around the corner, but Nikolas says, not this time. Spencer asks, why not? and Nikolas says, things happened. Spencer says, things? That does sound irreparable. Don’t tell him that Nikolas has finally seen Ava for the toxic opportunist she is. Nikolas tells him, don’t talk about Ava that way, and Spencer says, still defending her he sees. So it’s not really over, is it? Nikolas says, it is, but not because he doesn’t love her. He was unfaithful. Spencer says he knows; with Esme. The less they say about that, the better. Nikolas says, he was with someone else, and Spencer says, great. Whose girlfriend did Nikolas bang this time? He has no siblings, so Nikolas had to branch out. Who’s the lucky lady? Nikolas says, Elizabeth.

Ava says her husband cheated on her with Elizabeth. Damn right it’s about her. Elizabeth says, Ava left Nikolas months ago, and Ava says, so what; she leaves Nikolas all the time. And like an idiot, she always comes back. She supposes she should thank Elizabeth for snapping her out of it. Elizabeth says she didn’t do this to hurt Ava, and Ava says, this what? Cheap affair? Tawdry hook-up? She hopes Elizabeth doesn’t think it’s any more than that, that she’s special somehow. She wasn’t even Nikolas’s first choice. That honor goes to his son’s girlfriend Esme. Elizabeth says, Nikolas told her about that, and Ava says, so Nikolas lied to her, and told Elizabeth the truth, and she jumped into bed with him anyway. So now does Elizabeth think she and Nikolas are going to have some kind of happily ever after? That she can forget about all the pain she’s caused people, and move on; her, Nikolas, and their brand new baby? Elizabeth says, there’s not going to be a baby.

Josslyn says, Dex hasn’t caused problems for her and Cam, and he says, glad to hear it. She says, the problem is her. She’s been putting off a conversation that she has to have with Cameron. She’s been hiding, which makes her a coward, which she hates, but it has nothing to do with Dex. His phone dings, and he says, Steve’s here. She says, good; Dex can go. Please tell Steve to wait outside. She doesn’t want any of Sonny’s people in her house. He says, one question. Is she sorry they kissed? She doesn’t say anything, and he says, yeah, him neither, and leaves.

Phyllis says she thought Nina was focusing on her future, and Nina says, that’s easier said than done. Meanwhile, back to the present. Why doesn’t Phyllis distract her by telling her about this hunky guy she’s been texting?

Denise says she’s sorry she lied. Drew clearly cares about Lorraine’s daughter, but her advice, not that he asked, don’t go digging into Lorraine’s past. Whatever she was running from, whatever trouble she was in, she was afraid of it. She didn’t show it often, but she also didn’t stay in one place for very long. Maybe she was restless, but Denise thinks it was something more. All she’s saying is, Willow sounds like she has a good life now. Denise gets up and gathers her things, and says, maybe she should keep looking forward instead of looking back. She leaves, and Carly says, she left her gloves, and follows. Outside, she gives Denise her gloves, along with some cash, and says, thanks for not ratting her out. Denise tells Carly that she’d like to say, it was a pleasure doing business with her, but she just wants to go home. It was stupid of her to get mixed up with this in the first place. Carly says she understands. Question. Was she telling the truth to Drew? Was Lorraine really running from someone? Denise says, she was jumpy around strangers; always seemed to be looking over her shoulder.

Mac thanks Cody for calling, and says he’s sure Sam and Dante are better now. Cody says, bringing people together is what he does, and Mac says, he did a good thing. Cody says, what about Mac? Sam was talking about how hard it is for cops to lose someone in the line of duty. Mac says he’s been here before. Unfortunately, it doesn’t get any easier. He just can’t help thinking about the future Rory would have had. All the things he could have done with his life if he hadn’t gone to that apartment alone. It’s such a waste. Cody says, it’s crazy that one bad decision can change your whole life.

Spencer says, Elizabeth who? Do not tell him that Nikolas means Cameron’s mother. Nikolas says he does, and Spencer says, my God, she’s practically family. Does Cameron know? Nikolas says he’s not sure. He doesn’t think so. Spencer says, how did this… Why? Nikolas says, they were both having a hard time, and Spencer says, Nikolas was having a hard time; she was having a full-blown crisis. She checked herself into rehab because the sleeping pills she was on were making her think crazy things. Cam’s been worried sick about her for months, and what? Nikolas saw that she was vulnerable, distressed, in pain, confused, and he thought there was no way she’d turn him down? He’s disgusting. Nikolas says, it’s been a long time since Elizabeth came back from the hospital. They’re both consenting adults. Spencer says, no. She was obviously unraveling, and that’s why she turned to Nikolas, and he took advantage of their friendship. How are he and Cameron supposed to look at each other after he’s done this? Nikolas says he wouldn’t be telling Spencer this if it was a one-time indiscretion. He and Elizabeth have been seeing each other. Spencer says, after Esme, he didn’t know that he could think less of Nikolas. Turns out he can.

Ava ask what Elizabeth means by no baby, and Elizabeth says she’s no longer pregnant. Ava asks if Nikolas knows, and Elizabeth says, not yet. Ava says she’s so sorry for Elizabeth’s loss. She should go, but a word to the wise. If Elizabeth is expecting Nikolas to comfort her, forget it. That man only cares about himself. She strides out, closing the door behind her.

Spencer says, a man who would use a woman’s emotional problems to move in on her… Nikolas says, that’s not what happened, but Spencer says, that’s exactly what happened. And the fact Nikolas can’t see that makes it all worse. To think he almost bought in on Uncle Victor’s garbage about their being strength in family. There is no strength. There is no family. Nikolas has proven time and time again that this family is unsalvageable. He’s said it before, and he’ll say it again, he’s done with Nikolas. This is over. The sad part was that he bought into the fairytale that grandmother’s influence saved Nikolas. But she was too late because Nikolas was already a Cassadine through and through by the time she came into his life. Nikolas says, his mother made him a better person, and Spencer says, he was worse than this before? Nikolas says he has reasons, but Spencer says he doesn’t care. The second his sentence is over, and he’s free to live where he pleases, he’s out of here.

Drew asks Phyllis, when she was in New York, does she ever remember Lorraine talking about a baby, or a friend who was pregnant? Carly comes back in, and Phyllis says, not that she recalls. Carly and Drew both go back to their table, and Carly asks, what was that all about? He says, Phyllis was Nina’s nurse when she was in a coma, and Harmony worked in the same building, and they knew each other. Carly says she thinks she remembers Phyllis telling her that, and he says, if Harmony and Doug had the baby before they arrived at the commune, that changes everything.

In the chapel, Elizabeth asks, what is she doing? Her parents finally told her the truth about Reiko’s fall, and how they tried to make her forget what she’d done. The truth is supposed to set her free; why does it feel like a stone around her neck? But it’s not the truth that’s the problem; it’s her and the choices she’s made. She’s just tearing her life down, piece by piece, brick by brick. She lost Finn and helped Nikolas keep a pregnant woman captive because she thought she was keeping everybody else from getting hurt. But now that cop is dead, and they know Esme can’t be the killer. This isn’t her. She’s a good person, isn’t she?… Isn’t she?

Spencer says, no matter what Uncle Victor wants, he can’t be around Nikolas, so steer clear of him. He has his own money now. He’s going to get his own place, preferably as far away from Nikolas and here as possible. Nikolas says he’s so sorry he disappointed Spencer again, and Spencer says, there really is no bottom for Nikolas to hit, is there? He feels sorry for Nikolas, but there’s one good thing about this, and it’s that he’s more determined than ever to be a better man than Nikolas. Nikolas says, he will be. Spencer’s already his own man. He’s so proud of him. Spencer says, stop, and Nikolas says he knows they’re done… Nikolas’s phone rings, and he looks at it but doesn’t answer. He tells Spencer, just know that he loves him and believes in him. Spencer walks out, and Nikolas answers the phone. Elizabeth says she just had it out with Ava, and he asks, how did it go? She says she told Ava there was no baby; let Ava believe she had a miscarriage. Anyway, it’s done. No more fake baby. Now she just has to fix the million other mistakes she’s made. He says he knows this is hard, but they’ve made their choices, and there’s no going back.

Nina runs into Ava, and says she was just about to call and check in, after what Ava told her about Elizabeth and Nikolas. Ava says, coincidentally, she just ran into Elizabeth, and Nina asks if she let Elizabeth have it. Ava says, she started to, then Elizabeth told her that she lost the baby. Nina says she hates them for what they did to Ava, but still… Ava says she knows. As much as she wants to let Nikolas have it – and she really does want to let him have it – can she really go after him when he just lost a child?

Mac says he’s going to head out, and Cody says, him too, after he takes a shower. Don’t worry. Mac says, about? and Cody says he won’t keep bugging Mac. In fact, he’ll delete Mac’s number right now. Mac tells him, no; keep it. Feel free to use it if he’s ever in a jam. It’s his job. Protect and serve. Cody says, see you later, Chief, and Mac leaves.  

Josslyn remembers Dex asking if she’s sorry they kissed, and saying, him neither. She flashes back to telling Dex, try being honest, and Dex saying, she wants honest? then kissing her. She sits on the sofa, and screams into a pillow, then sighs.

Drew tells Carly, Harmony had Willow when she arrived in Colorado, and Denise thought Harmony was running from something or someone. What if Harmony stole Willow from her parents? Carly asks if he thinks Harmony kidnapped Willow, and he says, if Denise is telling the truth, it sounds like Harmony thought someone was trying to track her down. Carly asks where that leaves them, and taking her hand, Drew says, either way, they know the story about Joan’s OD is a lie. Which means it’s possible someone is out there wondering what happened to their little girl.

Tomorrow, Maxie says, fate brought her and Austin together, and he says, they’re not meant to be; Dante has some news for Chase that he doesn’t think can wait; and Michael and Willow have something to tell Wiley.

🥀 So Sad…

I loved her on GH, and always wanted her to have more storyline. I hope we find out that Epiphany passed the MCATs.

https://people.com/tv/general-hospital-actress-sonya-eddy-dead-at-55/

👎 Voted Off Spoon Island…

Nikolas will be bidding GH adieu at the end of January.

👮‍♂️ Already Old News…

Rory, we hardly knew ye.

🎊 Spinning the Dreidel…

How celebrities are enjoying their Hanukkahs this year.

https://people.com/celebrity/hanukkah-2022-see-how-stars-are-celebrating/

🎄 Fahoo Forays, Dahoo Dorays…

Celebrities. They’re not just like us this time. Or at least not just like me.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseastewart/celebrity-christmas-trees-2022

There’s even a Grinch tree.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/entertainment-celebrity/here-are-some-of-the-best-celebrity-christmas-trees-of-2022-from-the-classics-to-the-wonderfully-weird/ar-AA15qfFb?li=BBnb2gh

🔔 Rocking Those Jingle Bells…

Take a break here tomorrow for some soap, tea, and perhaps a dash of holiday magic. Okay, maybe not so magical, but holiday. Until then, stay safe, stay taking a deep breath and counting to ten, and stay not apologizing for your past. Just look toward the future.

December 17, 2021 – Saddest Farewell Ever, Over, Lawsuit, Big Series, Two From One, Cover Girl, Salem Holiday, Salt Lake Tea, In NYC, Stockings, Pre-Nup, Haunted, Asking Dead, The Tree, a Supreme Court Worth Of Quotes & Spice Wrap

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Sam finds Drew fixing a little tree in the Quartermaine kitchen, and asks what he’s doing. He says he knows it doesn’t compare to the big one in the foyer, but he hasn’t had a tree, or lights, or anything Christmas for the past couple of years. She says she thinks it’s perfect. She brought someone along who she thinks might agree. Scout comes in, and clings to Sam.

In Portia’s office, Curtis punches the wall, and she tells him, take a deep breath. He says he did, but she says, not deep enough. He says he just can’t believe how willing his family is to accept this guy in their lives. TJ is already calling him grandpa, and, after the initial shock, he thought Stella might invite Marshall over for Sunday dinner. She asks if that would really be so terrible, and he says, yeah. The man deserted his family and let them believe he was dead for decades. Then when he shows up, he shows up without even a shred of explanation. She wonders if she can ask him a question without him getting angry… or angrier. Is trust really the issue here? Or is he just afraid of getting hurt?

Marshall tells Stella, cards on the table, huh? Since when did a nice church-going lady like herself take up poker? She says, these stakes are much higher than a poker game, and he says her secret is safe with him. She says he just doesn’t get it, and he says, tell him what he’s missing. She says, he’s making this about her, when it’s about him, and his choices; to walk away from his family, have her sister raising those boys without him, and then he asked her sister to lie, and tell her children that he’s dead. And she did, and kept her word until her dying day. He says, and what about her?

Britt and Elizabeth look at Liam in the NICU, and Elizabeth says, how is it possible an innocent baby gets to die, while Peter gets to live on? Britt says, for now. Hopefully, not for long. Elizabeth says, still, she doesn’t understand, and Britt says, sometimes it’s a blessing; sometimes it’s a curse. But it’s not their job to pick and choose. Elizabeth says, in this case, she wishes it was.

Sasha tells Brando, no more wallowing, or feeling sorry for herself. She needs to be at her best today for Liam. Their son needs them. Brando says, they’ll be there for him, and she says, what if she’s not strong enough? What if she doesn’t have the courage to do the right thing? He says, that’s why they’re doing this together.

Olivia thanks Carly for setting her straight about this neurology appointment, but Carly says she didn’t set Olivia straight. She just gave Olivia a pep talk. Olivia says, whatever she wants to call it, she just wants to be solid. If Ned sees she’s nervous, he’s going to be nervous. Carly says Olivia is going to be great, and she’s going to pull herself together to be there for Sasha and Brando. Let’s go.

Nina tells Sonny, when they came back to Port Charles, he said the man he was in Nixon Falls wasn’t real, but he was; he is. He’s one and the same, and both Mike and Sonny are men that his father would be very, very proud of. Carly and Olivia come down the hall, and Olivia tells Carly to remember what she said.

Drew tells Scout, he knows it probably feels strange, them getting to know one another again, but he was hoping it comes back to them; kind of like riding a bike. Scout says she doesn’t know how to ride a bike, and he says he’ll have to teach her. Leo comes into the kitchen with Ned, and goes straight to a plate of cookies. Ned says, just one, and asks if they mind. Leo’s going to the doctor. Sam says, and Ned’s bribing him with cookies? Ned says, guilty as charged, and Drew tells him, don’t worry about it. He was just telling Scout that he needs help eating them, and thanks Leo. Leo says, anytime, and leaves with Ned.

Curtis tells Portia, Marshall doesn’t have the power to hurt him anymore. That damage was done when he took off, and let them believe he was dead. She says, some wounds never heal. You can stitch them up, put on a bandage, sometimes there’s a scar, but deep down… He says, that wound never would have reopened if he hadn’t decided to return, and she says, okay, but he has. So now what? He says, now he’s wormed his way into TJ’s life, and he’s cozying up to Aunt Stella. She says, and he doesn’t like that, and he says, that’s an understatement. She says, but what happens now in regards to him? and he says he doesn’t know. She asks if he thinks eventually he could maybe find a place in his life for his father, and Curtis says he can’t see Marshall as that until he knows where Marshall has been, what he’s been doing, and why he’s here. She says, he’s making it sound like Marshall is dangerous, and he says, they don’t know that he isn’t. Joey Novak swears he didn’t see who jumped him outside the club. She says, whoa. He thinks that was his father?

Stella says, Marshall is right. When her sister turned to her for help, she went along with the lie, and heaven help her, it’s haunted her ever since. Marshall says he never meant for her to be part of this, but she says he knew how close she and Irene were. Did he really expect Irene to keep something that big bottled up? One night, it just became too much, and she told Stella that he was alive, but he had his reasons for leaving, and didn’t want the boys to know why. He says he did it for Curtis and Thomas, and for her and Irene, believe it or not. She says, it doesn’t matter what she believes. He and her sister had an agreement. Her sister hated it, but she went along with it, and so did Stella. But only because he said he’d never come back. He tells her, he kept his end of the bargain pretty well, wouldn’t she say? He didn’t even come back when Irene passed. She asks why he’s here now.

Olivia tells Carly that she’s got this, and asks if Nina got her message yet; she’s been trying to reach her. Nina says, no. She’s been busy, and hasn’t even checked. Olivia steers Nina away, saying, this will only take a second. Carly looks at Sonny.

Brando says they don’t have to do anything until Sasha is ready. Dr. Fleming said they could take as much time as she needs. She says, time won’t change anything; Sonny helped her see that. Brando asks what Sonny said, and she says, he mostly talked about Mike, and how difficult the decision was to let him go. He talked about how he didn’t want to, but in the end, he realized that was about him; how it would make him feel better. When in reality, he needed to focus on what was best for his father. He says, that’s true, but Mike had a long and fulfilling life, while Liam’s never going to have that. She says, Sonny said that too, that there’s no comparison, but lost is lost, right? And there will never be another time. They named their son after Mike, so they need to be as brave for him as Sonny was for his father. Can they do that? He says he can if she can, and she says, okay.

Nina tells Olivia that she can stand down. She’s not going to cause any problems for Carly and Sonny. Olivia says, yet she’s here where they are, and where they have no desire for her to be. Nina says she’s here because she’s supporting Sasha and Brando. Not that she owes Olivia any explanation because it’s none of her business. Olivia says she disagrees with that. Carly is her friend and business partner, and what affects her… Nina says, affects the MetroCourt. Don’t even pretend this is about business. Olivia says she’s doing Nina a favor right now. Does Nina have any idea how close she just came to getting wiped off the map? Maybe she hasn’t been in town long enough to know, but Olivia knows from personal experience, Carly Corinthos takes no prisoners. Nina says, is that a threat? and Olivia says, that’s a fact. The only reason Nina is still breathing air right now is because Carly loves having her husband back and alive more than she wants Nina dead.

Sonny says, he and Nina were just talking… but Carly says she doesn’t want to talk about Nina. Sasha, Liam, and Brando are all that matter.

Drew asks what Scout thinks of his tree, and she says, it’s pretty. He says he thinks it would be prettier with some ornaments, but he just can’t find any. She says, they’re all up on the big tree, and Sam says, Scout’s right, but she doesn’t think they’d mind if they borrowed some. He says, he’s looking for one in particular, but it’s not on the big tree in the foyer, and Scout asks, what is it? Sam asks if it’s the star, and Drew says she remembers. He doesn’t know what it is about it; he just loves it. Sam wonders where it went, and Drew says, maybe it got lost or broken or something, or Annabelle II ate it. Sam says, dogs don’t eat ornaments (apparently, Sam has never owned a dog), and he asks if she’s met Annabelle II. She eats everything. He suggests they go online, and Scout can help him shop for some new decorations. Scout says she’s going to find grandma, and leaves. He tells Sam, he’s doing this all wrong, isn’t he?

Marshall tells Stella, a man can change his mind, can’t he? Like a musician can improvise in the middle of a tune. A good musician anyway. She says, this is not a gig; it’s real life. He says she doesn’t have to tell him. Tommy’s gone, and Curtis is a grown man, and he has a grandson who’s a doctor and has a big, beautiful life ahead of him. Can she blame him for wanting to be a part of it? She says, no, but she can blame him for walking away in the first place. He says she knows why, and she says, yes, she does. He says he’s not trying to change the past, or even be forgiven. He’s just hoping to be understood moving forward. She asks if he really thinks there’s a way forward, and he says he thinks this homecoming is meant to be. She says, carful now. He talks like he knows what the good Lord has planned. He says he’ll leave the good Lord to her, but think about it. Curtis owns a nightclub now. She says, so? and he says, as much as music was a huge part of his life, it can’t be a coincidence.

Sasha tells Brando, this isn’t how it was supposed to be. They were supposed to raise him, and love him, and watch him grow into a man. Liam would have had an incredible life. Brando says, yes, he would have, and she says he would have been so lucky to have a dad like Brando to show him the way. He asks if she’s thinking family owned body shop, and she says, maybe, but she’s not talking about teaching him about cars. She’s talking about teaching him to be a good, decent, caring person; the kind who comes into a new town and takes a bullet for a total stranger. He says, Liam would have been lucky, but not because of him; because he had her. She could dazzle him with her beauty of course (🍷), but mostly, she could teach him what real love is. Real, unfiltered true love, so he would never settle for less. She starts to cry again, and asks how this is happening. He just got here, and now it’s over? He says, it’s not over yet, and she says she’s not ready. And she can’t even begin to explain how much she doesn’t want this, but they can still show Liam what real love is. And when they do, they’ll know beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he never settled for less.

Nina says, message delivered, thank you, and Olivia says, for Nina’s sake, she hopes it was received. Nina says, if Carly even knew what she was trying to do for… Oliva says, what? but Nina says, nothing. But if Olivia suddenly has an impulse to weigh in on her friend’s marriage, from what she hears, Olivia might be better served to worry about her own. Merry Christmas.

Sonny says Carly doesn’t have to stick around. He’ll stay there as long as Brando and Sasha need him. She says she’s not going anywhere. Unless he’s trying to get rid of her. He says, never, and kisses her cheek. Nina watches.

Sam says she saw the cell they kept Drew in, and he says, nice accommodations, right? She doesn’t know how he did it, being in there for so long, staring at nothing, all alone. He says, it was tough, but the thing that kept him going, the thing that made him believe he was going to get out of there one day, was Scout. She says she saw he scratched Scout’s name in the wall, and he says, it was like the most important part of him was missing. She says, good; now he has her back. He says he does. Not quite the perfect fit. She says, not yet, but it will be. He says, it will be.

Curtis tells Portia, first, Joey Novak shows up, causing trouble at The Savoy, the kind of trouble that gives a club a bad name. Fast forward to Joey being beaten and jumped between the pier and The Savoy. She says, that doesn’t prove it was his father, and he says, right. The nightclub’s reputation takes a hit, the act that was booked suddenly cancels. She says, then a new one magically appears, and he says, he knows Marshall had a hand in Joey’s beating, but she says he doesn’t know that. He says, they do know he’s a proven liar, and she says, that doesn’t make him a criminal. He says, maybe it does, maybe it doesn’t, but he’s damn well going to find out.

Stella says, Curtis may have inherited some positive traits from Marshall, like his love of music. Does he still play? He says, sure do, and she says, don’t tell her he still has that old clarinet. He says he likes to think of Henrietta as vintage, but no, he lost her too. He lost her a long time ago. She says, Henrietta. She’d almost forgotten his first love. He says, you never forget your first, and laughs. In any case, he learned his lesson. He pats his clarinet case, and says, this baby never gets left in a car. She says she’s sure they’ve made some improvements over the years, and he says, the newer models are nice. Maybe it’s him, but his fingers don’t fly like they used to. But he has to believe if the mood was right, and he was holding Henrietta, he could still make her sing.

Olivia meets Leo and Ned, and asks how they’re doing. Ned says, good. Just doing what everyone does in a doctor’s office – wait. Olivia asks if Leo knows why they’re here, and he shows her his cookie. Ned says, it’s family tradition, bribery, and she says, if Leo is going to take the Quartermaine name, she’s going to have to accept the family traditions. A doctor walks up, and says he’s going to take a wild guess and assume this is Leo. Olivia says, that’s the guy, and he introduces himself as Dr. Newman, and his nurse, Nurse Meyers. He asks how Leo is doing, and Olivia repeats the question. Leo says he’s good, and Dr. Newman asks if he’d like to play some games and talk for a bit. Leo says he loves games, and the doctor says, great; come with him. He tells Olivia and Ned that they can wait there; they won’t be long. Ned tells Leo to have fun, and Olivia says if he needs anything, she’ll be right here. The doctor and nurse leave with Leo, and Olivia says, no big deal. Ned hugs her.

Britt asks if Nina is okay, and Nina glances at Sonny and Carly. She says she’s just worried about Sasha and Brando, and Britt says, it must be difficult for her; a reminder of Nelle being taken away from her; getting to know her, but it was too late. She knows it’s not the same, but Nina still lost a child. Nina says, and all the mistakes she made because of that.

Carly says she can’t imagine how Sasha and Brando feel, and Sonny says he understands why she stood up for Sasha. Behind that face, she’s got a lot of grit. She’s going to need it. Carly says she understands why he feels so close to Brando. She knows he’s family, but he was practically raised by Sonny’s father. (Wow, has that story changed.) Sasha and Brando come out, and Britt tells them to follow her.

Sam says Drew and Scout will find their way back to each other. It’s just going to take some time. They have to get through the holidays, and then in a couple of months, it’s her birthday. He says, so he’s buying his way back? but she says, that’s not what she’s saying. He says he’s just kidding, and she says, there are going to be so many moments; little ones, big ones, and all the ones in-between. He says he likes the sound of that, when his phone rings. It’s Curtis, and Drew asks, what’s up? Curtis says, what Drew told him, that he’d help look into his father’s reappearance? Does that offer still stand?

Marshall says he’s determined to put down roots, and get back with the family he left behind. She says he can be as determined as he wants, that doesn’t mean Curtis will let him in. He tells her, Curtis may say no, but he’s sensing a definite maybe from TJ, and he’d like to build on that, and have a relationship with his grandson. He could use some help if she’s willing to give it.

Ned says he was wondering if Olivia balked and canceled the appointment, and she says, it crossed her mind. He says he’s proud of her, and she says, he might not be when they get their diagnosis… if they’re getting a diagnosis. She looks at him, and says, they’re getting a diagnosis, and he says, most likely. She says, that’s okay, because their son’s alive and strong and thriving, and it’s more than a lot of people get. He’s unique, and it just makes him more special. Ned says, absolutely, and she says she wants him to know she’s all in on this. Whatever the doctor tells them, she’s here to give Leo all the help that he needs. He says he knows she will, and she asks if he can forgive her. He says, for what? and she says, for making him the bad guy because she was too afraid to look at the facts. He says he was afraid too. The unknown is scary. That’s why they’re here, to figure out what’s going on, and come up with a game plan. If they have that, and each other… She says, they have everything, and he says they do, and they hug.

Carly asks if Sonny is hungry or thirsty, but he says, no; maybe some water. She leaves, and he takes a rosary out of his pocket. He sits down and begins to pray the Hail Mary, as Nina watches.

Dr. Fleming tells Brando and Sasha, once they disconnect the respirator, they’ll give Liam an injection of morphine. Sasha says, so he won’t be in any pain, and Brando says, that’s why we’re doing this. So there’s no pain, no suffering, and he can be with his namesake. Sasha asks if she can hold him. Once he’s off of those machines, can she hold him in her arms? She doesn’t want him to be alone. The doctor says, of course (🍷), and Sasha says, he was with her when he came into this world. She wants him to be with her when he leaves it. Elizabeth and Dr. Fleming help Brando and Sasha get ready, and Britt goes out to the hallway, and leans on the wall. They go into the NICU.

Drew tells Curtis, they’ll talk soon, and Sam says, she’d ask what that was about, but she’s assuming it’s confidential. He says, just a background check. It seems pretty cut and dried actually. She says, how many times she’s said that and it’s been anything but, and he says, don’t worry. She says, too late, and he says he wouldn’t have gone through all that hell just to come back and put a bunch of trouble on her doorstep, or his. She says, no more risks, and he says, no more risks… within reason. He’s got too much to lose. Scout comes in, and Sam says, there she is. He says he was just about to fire up the laptop and shop for some new decorations. Does Scout want to help? Scout asks Sam if they can go home.

Curtis tells Portia, if there’s any dirt on Marshall, he trusts Drew to dig it up. She says, what if he comes up empty? but Curtis says, he won’t. He may not be a P.I. anymore, but those instincts don’t just evaporate. Marshall is hiding something. He looks at her, and says, what? She says, nothing, but he says, it’s definitely something, so say it. She says she knows he’s prepared to hear the worst about Marshall, but what if the big discovery is just that Marshall wants to be his father? Is he prepared for that?

The doctor brings Leo back, and Leo says, it was fun. Dr. Newman says, they had a really great talk. They’ll schedule a follow-up to discuss everything; just call his office. Ned says they will, and the doctor tells Leo, it was nice to meet him. He hopes to see Leo soon. Leo waves, and the doctor leaves. Olivia asks if Leo knows how much she loves him, and she hugs him. Leo says he knows, and she tells him, don’t you ever forget it.

Carly brings Sonny some water, and asks if anything happened while she was gone. Britt comes out, and they go over to her. Carly asks, is it over? Britt just looks sad, and at a distance, Nina closes her eyes.

Sasha holds Liam, and says, Liam Mike Corbin, you were here for such a short time, but you made quite the impact, and you were so, so loved. She has to believe he felt that, and hopes with everything in her that he still does. She kisses him, and says she’ll love him forever. She starts to cry, and Brando kisses Liam. He says, their first born, their son. He looks up, and says, look after him, okay, Mike? Mike appears, and I lose it. Mike tells them, like he said, with everything he’s got.

Marshall sits in his hotel room, and plays his clarinet. We hear his music over the final scenes.

We see Sasha place her baby down, and start to walk away with Brando. She turns back, and Brando puts his arms around her. She cries on his shoulder, and they leave. Mike holds Liam.

Stella comes into the hospital, and sees Curtis with Portia and smiles.

Sam says goodbye to Drew, and Scout hands Drew the star. He gives it to her to put on the tree, but she says she can’t reach. He lifts her up, and she puts it on the tree.

Olivia holds out her hand to Leo, and he takes it, holding out his other hand to Ned. The three of them walk out, hand-in-hand.

Brando and Sasha come out. Everyone looks sad, and Sasha starts to cry. Brando holds her. In the NICU, Mike holds Liam, and asks if he’s ready to go. He says, me too, and walks until he disappears.

On Monday, Chase says Willow can feel however she wants to feel, Laura tells Cyrus not to play games with her, Michael says he’s going to protect his family no matter the cost, and Phyllis asks Nina if she’s still in love with Sonny.

😭 Thanks, General Hospital. Because the holidays aren’t depressing enough. Although I was glad Mike showed up.

💔 That Was Quick…

And their wedding looked so cool. I wonder if he’s taken on too much of the Michael persona at home.

🎾 Ball Changes Court…

I can’t help but wonder if he practices his religion in other areas. Or is he like the people who screech if you eat meat, but wear leather shoes?

💼 Branching Out…

What Diane does on her off-time.

👯‍♀️ BFFs IRL…

I recently wrote an interview for Jessica Morris on Mupo & Friends (YouTube). She is a Lifetime queen, and real life BFF of Melissa Archer.

👠 Going Glam…

First Co-Chief of Staff, now this.

🎄 Christmastime Is Here…

At least in Salem.

🧂 Pass the Salt…

What’s going on in Salt Lake City.

Usually, it’s Jen doing the denying.

🗽 Sticking Around…

They’re not going anywhere.

Unless it’s running out of a restaurant.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/luann-de-lesseps-dines-real-housewives-of-new-york-dashes-out-of-dc-restaurant-le-diplomate

🎅🏽 And You Get a Piece Of Coal…

Apparently Leah is not happy with her co-stars.

⚖️ Little Did She Know…

Suckerfish Hoppy does kind of look like Christian Bale in American Psycho.

🍸 Haunting Split…

What is wrong with that guy?

⚰️ Burning Questions…

The skinny on the mid-season finale of Fear the Walking Dead.

https://ew.com/tv/fear-the-walking-dead-midseason-finale-708-interview-padre-alicia-strand-war/

🌟 Behold…

This years Rockefeller Center contribution to the Christmas spirit.

https://gothamist.com/arts-entertainment/photos-it-aint-christmas-season-until-2021-rockefeller-center-christmas-tree-has-been-lit

☄️ Quotes of the Week

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. – J.R.R. Tolkien

The more clearly we can focus our attention on the wonders and realities of the universe about us, the less taste we shall have for destruction.Rachel Carson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein

The most common form of despair is not being who you are. – Soren Kierkegaard

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.  – Orson Welles

I had an epiphany a few years ago when I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends. – Moby

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to be well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. – Ernest Hemingway

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. – Martin Luther King Jr.

🦌 On Dasher…

Why is it the weeks seem to go faster just before the new year? Here we are at another weekend, or for those of you who are on permanent robe duty, those two days you used to get off work. If nothing else, at least change your slippers for 48 hours. Maybe even live it up and put on real shoes. Until we meet for some soap and whatever’s on Deck, stay safe, stay taking some time for yourself, and stay not settling for less, be it love, or whatever it is you need.

December 15, 2020 – Dr. Ashford Finds a Huge Lead, David Talks To Vinny & Wrap This

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Yep, I missed the beginning. What you need to know is… Finn wanted Anna to talk to Maxie before they got stuck with a double-wedding, but Violet was excited, thinking she’d be able to carry two bouquets. Valentin called Anna from the MetroCourt, and asked if she had any information about Dante that could affect Charlotte. She said they’d have to talk another time, and Martin came over to Valentin’s table, saying, he agreed family was important. He thought of his clients as family, including Valentin. Jordan asked Carly where he was, and Carly said Sonny was unreachable. Jordan said she was talking about Taggert. At the bistro, Trina, Josslyn, and Cameron looked over Taggert’s medical records, but nothing indicated he was alive. Trina thought he must have had help, and suspected Epiphany was in on it. Curtis and Laura sat outside the Mountain Landing Long-Term Care Facility, and Curtis said there was so much security, they’d have to be creative to get inside. He saw some carolers, said he had an idea, and got out of the car. And then…

Anna says she knows Violet wants a fairytale wedding, but she and Violet’s dad have been talking about something different. Violet says, a double wedding. That’s what daddy said. Anna says, a double wedding doesn’t necessarily mean twice the cake and flowers, or twice the fun. Finn suggests, it’s twice the headache, and Violet asks if fun gives him a headache. Anna says, sometimes. Maxie and Peter want to share their big day with them. Violet asks if that means she doesn’t get to be a flower girl, but Anna says she definitely does. They’re just working out the details. The actual ceremony is complicated. Violet asks why it’s so complicated, when the doorbell rings. Anna distracts Violet with bridal magazines, and Finn answers the door. Chase and Gregory come in, and Gregory says he thought he’d surprise his granddaughter, and bring her a present. Violet runs out, and says, grandpa, guess what? Daddy and Anna are going to marry Maxie and Peter. It’s going to be so much fun, daddy is going to get a big headache.

Carly tells Jordan, Taggert is dead. She heard he was buried in Texas with full honors, including bagpipes and a flag. Jordan tells her not to waste her time. She knows Taggert survived, and was taken from the hospital. Carly asks what makes Jordan think she knows anything, and Jordan says, he’s hiding somewhere. He had to have the help of someone else who wanted to take Cyrus out as much as she does. Like Carly’s husband. Carly says, interesting theory, and Jordan says, Trina is looking to prove he’s alive, and Carly says she knows how hard it is to let go, but Trina will make peace with it one day. Jordan says, she’s not working alone. She’s getting help from Cameron and Josslyn.

Cameron says he gets where Trina is coming from, but Josslyn wonders why she’s taking Cyrus’s word for it. He lies like breathing. Trina says she knows who and what Cyrus is, and Josslyn asks why she’s willing to take his word. He had no proof; no pictures or videos. What if he’s jerking her around because he enjoys watching her suffer? Trina says she’s nothing to Cyrus, and Cameron says Cyrus kidnapped her because she’s Taggert’s kid. Josslyn says Cyrus blames her father for framing him and sending him to prison. Trina says, he didn’t do that, and Josslyn says she’s not accusing Trina’s father. She’s talking about what she believes Cyrus’s motive would be to lie. Maybe it wasn’t enough revenge to have killed Taggert. Maybe he wanted to torture Trina by giving her hope that he’s secretly alive. Trina tells them, everything they’re saying makes sense, but she’s not just going on Cyrus’s word. She’s going on her instinct. In her heart, she feels like her dad is alive.

Valentin says maybe Martin doesn’t remember so well. Martin doesn’t work for him anymore. He was fired. Martin says, in the heat of the moment. He didn’t take it personally. Valentin says he should have. Martin offended him. He’s remarkably tone deaf. Martin says, if Valentin expects him to beg for forgiveness, he is. Mea culpa. Maximum culpa. Valentin says Lulu is the mother of his child, and he’d never actively wish for anything that would harm his little girl. Martin says he understands that now. Lulu’s misfortune put Nina square in Charlotte’s orbit by extension. It’s just a coincidence. He sees there’s nothing that can convince Valentin to give him a second chance, so he won’t waste Valentin’s time. He starts to leave, but Valentin calls him back.

Curtis comes back to the car, where Laura is waiting. He says he’s three degrees from hypothermia, and she says, it is December in Vermont. Where did he go? He says he blended in with the carolers to get a better look at the facility. It’s a private hospital, and has more security cameras than the house on Wilson. Laura says, interesting. What about them? How do they get in? He says, the only way to get beyond the gate is if you’re staff or family… or a patient. Laura asks if it’s time to go to Plan B.

Violet thanks Gregory, and Gregory says, so a double wedding? Chase says he’s sure the four of them will be very happily married to each other. Finn says, Violet is a little mixed up. It was Maxie’s idea. Anna says she thinks it’s a good way to bring the whole family together. Chase thinks it’s super cool. Maybe he’ll bring a plus one. Violet asks what that is, and Anna says, it’s when a guest brings another guest. Violet asks if her grandpa is going to bring a plus one, and Finn says he thinks grandpa’s wife can’t be there. She has a big job, and she has work to do. He knows they’ll meet someday, and Violet says she hopes so. She asks if he has any pictures.

Carly tells Jordan that Trina, Cameron, and Josslyn are best friends. They’re together all the time. That doesn’t mean they’re trying to prove Taggert is alive. Jordan says Epiphany tipped her off. She saw them, and Taggert’s medical records were hacked into at GH. She knows they’re friends, but they could upset the wrong people. Carly says, they’re reacting to a situation someone else put in motion. Jordan says she wants to arrange a meeting, but Carly says, Sonny is unreachable. Jordan says she needs a face-to-face before someone gets killed. Carly makes a call, and says, don’t say a word. Just listen.

Trina says she knows it sounds crazy, but when Cyrus told her, something clicked. It was like he was confirming something she already felt in her heart. Josslyn says she can understand, but wants Trina to ask herself if the feeling that her father is still alive is instinct or a wish. She wishes Morgan was still alive, and still plays mind games to convince herself he survived, but she realizes if he was alive, he’d come home. Doesn’t Trina think her dad would? Trina says, not if he’s in hiding. Cameron asks, who from? and Trina says, Cyrus. He asks why she would trust a word out of that dirtbag’s mouth, and Josslyn says, they’re friends, and they’ll back her as far as she wants to go, but when Cyrus told her, what if it’s what she wanted to hear? Josslyn’s phone dings, and it’s a message from Carly. MetroCourt. Now. She says her mom wants to meet at the MetroCourt. Now. Trina asks if she said why, and Josslyn says, no, but when she adds now, it’s never a good thing.

Valentin tells Martin, sit down. Martin may lack sensitivity and social polish, but he makes up for it with his legal expertise, and willingness to push the legal envelope. Martin asks if he’s forgiven, and Valentin tells him, he didn’t say that, but he’s rehired. Martin appreciates the second chance. It just so happens, he has Valentin’s paperwork with him; it just needs a signature. Valentin says, if Martin ever again insinuates he wants to profit from the misfortune of his child, he’ll tear up the papers up. Martin says before they resume a professional relationship, Valentin should know something about his private life that won’t stay private much longer.

Curtis stands reception desk, but the nurse doesn’t even look up from the computer. She says if it’s about Mr. Somebody, he had his meds. Curtis says, if this is how they admit an important patient, maybe he should go elsewhere. He introduces himself as Dr. Ashford, and says his patient requires immediate attention. Laura sits in a wheelchair, looking catatonic.

Finn tells Violet that he doesn’t have any pictures of his dad’s wedding to Jackie, and she asks if he didn’t have a camera. Gregory says Finn doesn’t have a photo because he wasn’t there. Violet asks, why not? and Gregory tells her, because he’s a doctor, and always on call, but he has a photo on his phone. He shows her, and says, memories fade, but it’s important to keep a reminder of when things were new and hopeful. Chase asks if Jackie isn’t beautiful, and Violet says, almost as beautiful as Anna. Chase says he remembers that picture. When he would look at it, he thought that’s not his mom’s normal smile. Finn suggests Violet offer Chase and Gregory some of the cookies she baked with Anna earlier. Maybe her grandfather will trade her a story for a cookie. Gregory says, that’s a deal he can’t pass up. He’s sure he has some stories Chase has never heard. They head for the kitchen, and Anna tells them, don’t forget about the milk. When they’re gone, Finn asks if that was as awkward as it seemed. Anna says, maybe, but it did make sense to her. She thinks she knows why the photo upset him.

Curtis calls Laura Mayor Collins, and says he’ll stay by her side until he’s sure she’s in the right place. He asks for the Chief of Staff, saying, he only talks to the top people. A doctor comes out, and asks how he can help Curtis, and Curtis says he brought a patient who needs care, but apparently, they weren’t expected. The nurse says she’s received no paperwork on a new patient, and the doctor says he knows nothing about a Dr. Ashford. Curtis says, this is simply unacceptable. His patient is the mayor of Port Charles, New York. She was traumatized by a recent tragedy involving her daughter. She’s relapsed with a condition they thought would no longer haunt her. The doctor says he can’t admit her without a referral, and asks if he needs to call security.   

Valentin tells Martin, he’s been around the block a few times; it takes a lot to shock him. Does Martin have multiple sister wives? Did he pay someone to pass the bar for him? Is he into leather? Martin says, it’s nothing to jest about. It involves his family. Valentin says he knows nothing about Martin’s background, and Martin says he seldom mentions it. He’s worked hard to build his own life and reputation. Another member of his clan has put roots down in Port Charles. Valentin asks if he knows this man, and Martin tells him, as he said, he realizes he’s lucky Valentin gave him a second chance, and he’s well aware he won’t get a third. He doesn’t want Valentin to hear it from anyone else, and the truth is going to come out one way or another. His brother is Cyrus Renault.

Cameron tells Trina that Josslyn made it to the MetroCourt. He hopes she’s not in too much trouble. Trina says, right now, they have to focus on finding her dad. It seemed obvious that as weird as Epiphany was, she knew something. Cameron asks, if her dad is alive, why hasn’t he sent a message to her, instead of leaving her suffer? She says she doesn’t know, but it’s probably a good reason. She thought Cameron said he wanted to help, and he says he did and he does, but Trina says it seems like he and Josslyn just want to forget the whole thing.

Josslyn tells Carly, she got there as fast as she could. Is she in trouble? Carly says, have a seat. Josslyn is going to talk to her, and tell her everything; not give vague answers or lie by omission. She needs the truth. Josslyn asks if she gets to know what the conversation is about, but Carly says, it’s not negotiable. Why were she, Cameron, and Trina snooping around at GH, and asking questions about Trina’s father? Epiphany saw them. Why were they looking up Taggert’s medical records? What were they hoping to find? Josslyn says, okay, fine. They were looking for proof that Trina’s dad is still alive.

Jordan looks around with a flashlight at the park. Taggert comes out, and says he understands she wanted to see him.

Curtis says, security? Is the doctor actually threatening him? He’s going to be answering questions from the governor of New York. He’s a friend and personally interested in the mayor’s case. Laura moans, and Curtis says, she’s clearly upset. He tells them to look for a referral from Dr. Kevin Collins from General Hospital in Port Charles.  He’s also the patient’s husband, and more than a little concerned that she gets the proper care. The nurse checks the computer, and says, there it is, and Curtis says his patient needs priority care. If she doesn’t get comprehensive treatment, her condition will worsen, and could become irreversible. The doctor says they’ll admit her immediately.  

Finn tells Anna that he needs to get a cookie, and she says, when the subject comes up, he shuts down. It’s obvious that at the least, the photo brought up painful memories. She thought he’d be over this already, and believes there’s more to it. He asks what she’s suggesting, and she says, Gregory is staying there, and the more time he spends in Port Charles, Violet is going to notice the tension between him and his father. Violet is smart, and the more Finn shuts down, the more Violet is going to get curious. Anna says he doesn’t have to tell her, but maybe he could talk to Chase, or a therapist. Whatever it is, he can’t pretend it’s not there, and bottle it up.

Valentin says, Cyrus is Martin’s brother? Apparently, he’s not the only one with disreputable relatives. Martin says Valentin could try not to enjoy it so much, and Valentin asks if they’re close. Martin says they share the same DNA, but not much else. He wasn’t surprised that, allegedly, Cyrus went to a life of crime. He single-handedly convinced Martin to go into law. Valentin says Martin is a regular Atticus Finch, and Martin says he’s aware of the alleged drug trafficking, Cyrus being exonerated, and it coming out that he was framed. Cyrus has been working hard to rebuild his reputation as a philanthropist at GH. As far as the public is concerned, Cyrus is above reproach, but that shouldn’t matter. Cyrus isn’t Valentin’s attorney. He is. Valentin says Martin isn’t his attorney yet.   

Josslyn tells Carly that Trina said she’d look with or without her, and it’s better Trina’s not alone. That’s when Cameron came on board. Carly asks if she realizes they illegally hacked into hospital records, and Josslyn says, Cameron was using his mom’s work laptop. Carly says, that doesn’t make it less illegal. Josslyn says she couldn’t turn her back on Trina, and Carly asks, what made Trina think Taggert is still alive? Lives could be at risk, including Josslyn and her friends. Josslyn needs to tell her. Josslyn says she can’t.

Cameron says he knows Trina is hurting, and knows she wants to believe her dad is alive. He completely understands; he wishes Franco was fine and healthy. Trina says she knows he’s hurting too, but she talked to Ava, and she said not to worry; Franco is a survivor. He thanks her, and says he hopes her dad is alive and out there somewhere, making his way back to her. He asks if she wants to go over the medical file again, but she says she thinks they’ve done enough for tonight. There’s somewhere else she has to go. He asks if she wants him to come, and she says, thanks, but no. It’s somewhere she has to go alone.

Jordan says it’s good see Taggert… she thinks. It’s hard to get in touch with him. He says he ditched the burner phone she gave him, and knows he promised to stay away, and she says, but here he is. Cyrus is a threat to the people they love, and a lot of people are in danger, including Trina. He says he’s been careful that no one saw him since he got back, but she says Trina and her friends are getting suspicious. Why after all these months, unless someone tipped them off? He says, it’s not possible… unless… She asks, who is it who saw him?

Laura lies in a hospital bed, and Curtis says she gave a scarily convincing performance. She says he’s not so bad himself. He’s very believable as a doctor. He says his award will be finding something they can use against Cyrus. He asks if she’s okay, and she says she’s not sure. She was thinking about the time she was really in a wheelchair, and used it to make her condition seem real more. She remembered more, and when she put it into her performance, the more real it got, and she got scared. He says, it’s not real; keep telling herself that. She says she does regret involving Doc, but he says he’s sure Doc understands how much is riding on getting the goods on Cyrus. He gives Laura a phone, and says his numbers are already programmed into it. She says, if anyone by the name of Florence Grey is in there, inform her, no matter what it takes.

Finn tells Anna, he resented his father moving on from his mother’s death so quickly. He was young, angry, and said things he shouldn’t have. As the wedding day came closer, he didn’t want it to happen. He felt it was an enormous betrayal of his mother, but should he blame his father for wanting to move on with his life? She asks if he should blame Jackie, and he says, it’s been so long, he doesn’t know. Without Jackie, there would be no Chase, and having his brother in his life is a good thing. He doesn’t know how to bridge the distance he created between him and his dad. She says he can’t change the past, and his father and Jackie are separated, after decades of being married. She imagines he could use someone to talk to. Finn says Gregory is better with kids, and Jackie is Chase’s mother. He doubts he can talk to him about his parents’ marriage falling apart. She says, whatever baggage Finn is carrying from the past, can’t he put it down for Violet’s sake? Violet, Gregory, and Chase come back, and Violet says grandpa told her another story. Tell it again. Gregory says, it’s getting late, and he thinks he overstayed his welcome. He should call it a night. Violet hugs him, and Finn asks him to wait. There’s something he needs to say.

Valentin says, before he signs, he needs to ask Martin one thing. Is he also his brother’s attorney? Martin says, Cyrus went one way, and he went the other. He literally spent years having as little to do with his brother as humanly possible. Thankfully, Cyrus returned the favor, and kept quiet. Valentin asks, what changed? and Martin says, the more Cyrus emerges, the more people talk, and the more questions are asked. Valentin says, and the more enemies Cyrus makes. Martin says, he’s walking a dangerous tightrope. CEO, alleged drug lord; when and if he slips, Martin doesn’t want to be near the fallout. It wouldn’t be in the best interest of his clients. Is that a good enough answer to get Valentin to sign?  

Carly says, Josslyn can’t tell her? and Josslyn says she gave her word. Carly says, Taggert was shot to death. The police think it was Cyrus, and so does Sonny. Cyrus is a very dangerous man. If Josslyn wants to help Trina, she has to tell Carly, what makes Trina think her father is still alive?

Trina sits on a bench in the park that bears the inscriptions: In memory of those who gave their lives in the line of duty. She remembers watching kites with her father, who says he’s not much good with kites, but with planes… He shows her a paper airplane, and asks where she wants to go. She suggests Morocco. They could ride a camel. He says he hears camels are temperamental. How about a tropical island like Bora Bora? She says, it doesn’t matter, as long as she’s with him. They hug, and he says, all right. Bora Bora, here we come, and he launches the paper airplane. Trina sits on the bench and cries.  

Taggert tells Jordan, somebody did see him. She asks, when? and he says, Halloween night. The guy on the pier the night of the Nurses Ball; the one who shot him. She asks if Taggert knows him, and he says, he’s the guy who ran the bar. Sonny said his name is Julian Jerome. She says, Julian knows he’s alive? and he takes it that Julian isn’t a friend of hers. She’s not sure Sonny can keep Julian quiet, and says Taggert’s daughter is under the impression he’s alive. She wonders how the information got to Trina. He’s caused enough trouble. He needs to leave, and stay away. It’s her job to get answers, and keep Train safe. He needs to trust her.

Curtis tells Laura, he’ll do his best to prove Florence is a patient there. In the meantime, it’s up to her. She says, don’t worry; she’s got this. The doctor walks in, and Curtis asks if Laura will be okay if he goes, but she just stares. Curtis tells the doctor to take good care of her, and leaves. The doctor says he has something to make Laura’s transition easier, and takes out a syringe. Seriously though. They didn’t think she’d be given any medication? That was my first thought.

Finn tells Gregory, if he can put up with a double wedding, the least Gregory can do is be there to see it. Gregory says he already promised Violet, and Finn says he figured. He just wanted Gregory to know he’d like him there too. Gregory asks Violet for one more air kiss, and she blows it to him. She wishes her mommy could be at the wedding. If she’s not, it will be sad.    

Josslyn asks Carly not to tell Sonny. It will just make it worse for Trina. Why can’t Carly trust her? Carly says, for the same reason Josslyn thinks she’ll be safe, Carly thinks the opposite. She’s putting them at risk. She can help, but Josslyn has to tell her who told Trina that Taggert is still alive. Now. Josslyn says, okay, fine. It was Cyrus. Carly looks astounded.  

Trina gets up, and starts to leave, but then stops. She says, dad?

Martin tells Valentin, as a former and future client, he can assure Valentin won’t regret it. Valentin says he’d better not.  

Curtis checks the facility computer, and sees Florence Grey (apparently the correct spelling) is listed. He steps away, before the nurse comes back. He tells her that he’s sorry he was so demanding. He just wants the best for his patients, but he has everything he needs now.

Laura looks at the needle.

Tomorrow, the doctor tells Laura it won’t hurt one bit, Jordan tells Trina that she’s setting herself up for disappointment, and Portia holds Ava responsible.

The Haves and The Have Nots

When we last left, Jim and David found Hanna upstairs with the Cryers’ financial documents. Hanna refused to hand them over, but didn’t say why. David called the police, and when an officer showed up, Hanna revealed the documents that said she’d been given power of attorney.

Jim says, is she kidding? but David says, the paperwork looks right. Jim asks, what lawyer drew up the papers? and David says, Marty. Jim asks if it was filed in court, and David says, Judge Ross signed off on it. The officer says, if it’s a civil matter, they need to work it out another way. David says Hanna assaulted him, and Hanna says she was defending herself. The officer asks if David wants to press charges, but he says, no. She asks if Hanna does, and David says, she hit him, but the officer says, Hanna said he touched her. She tells them she’s leaving, and Jim says. thanks so much for her assistance. Hanna says she’s leaving with the paperwork. After they’re gone, Jim says everyone has gone mad. His wife made the maid the executor. Kathryn gave her power of attorney. Dammit! Why the hell did she do that? David has no idea, and Jim says, the women have lost their damn minds. David says they’ve all lost their minds, and tells Jim to go upstairs and lie down, but Jim says he needs to talk to his wife. David says, tomorrow, and Jim says, no, now. David says he’ll drive, but Jim says he’s fine, and drains his drink. He tells David to go talk to the Malones. Find out what’s going on in that part of his damn life.

A guard calls for Kathryn, and she says, let her guess. She has another visitor. He takes her out and brings her to where Jim is waiting in the visitor room, nursing his shoulder. Kathryn comes in, and sits across from him. He asks, what’s wrong with her? and she asks if he came to tell her that she’s getting out. He says he came to ask what the hell is wrong with her? She gave Hanna power of attorney. Kathryn says she did, and Jim says she gave Hanna power over everything, her money and her people. That woman is going to screw her over. Kathryn says, she won’t, and Jim says she’s insane. Kathryn agrees that she is, since she married him, and I laugh. Kathryn asks why he’s so upset. Did he think she was going to give him power of attorney? He says he’s her husband, and she says, with an iron-clad prenup. He tells her, it’s the stupidest, most ridiculous thing she’s ever done, and she says they’re being sued. She had to protect everything. He says, by giving the maid… She tells him not to call Hanna that, but Jim says, that’s what she is. Kathryn says, Hanna is her friend, and he says, whose son still owes him $8 million that he stole. Give him power of attorney. Marty is on his way to draw up the papers. She refuses, and he says she’ll see. Hanna will screw her over. She says what’s bothering him is the fact that he has to ask Hanna for money. He says, so does she, and she says, so what? He tells her again that Marty is on his way. He’s going to get that power of attorney. Understand? She says, get hell out, and calls for the guard. She says she needs to go back to her cell. Jim tells her to keep her ass in the chair. If she doesn’t do it, he’ll make Hanna give it to him. She knows him. She tells him, take his best shot, and he says he will. She says, be careful. The last time Hanna whooped his ass. On her way out, she hits his shoulder. When she’s gone, he yells, this is not a game. Everything she has, and everything she’s going to have will be gone, because she trusts a maid.

Jim arrives home, where Don and John are waiting. He asks how long Don has known him, and Don says, a long time. Jim asks John the same thing, and John says, 23 years. Jim asks if they’ve ever seen him angry, and no  surprise, they say, yes, but he says, not like today. Don asks if it’s about the power of attorney, and Jim says, no. It’s about the tooth fairy. Don says they have nothing to do with it; it was his wife. Jim says, they couldn’t warn him? John says, he was in the hospital. They were as blindsided as he was. Jim says he knows this bitch will screw him over, and Don suggests they go to Marty, but Jim says, Marty signed the paperwork that got him there. Maybe he can get a loan. Don says, Hanna would have to co-sign, and Jim asks how he’s supposed to live with no money. John says his wife is paying the bills, but Jim says he needs his own money. Help him in getting a loan. Don asks, with what? Everything is in his wife’s name, and the maid… Jim says, Hanna has to co-sign. He asks, what about Lloyd? but Don says that’s not possible either. Jim tells them, get the f*** out of his house. They leave, and he says, go to Hanna for a co-sign? He’s not going to her for any damn thing.

Madison is sleeping when Colby comes in and gets in the bed, fully dressed. Madison asks what he’s doing, and Colby says his head hurts; he’s lying down. Madison says, get out of his bed, and Colby asks, where did he go? meaning Jeffrey. Madison says, he’s seeing a friend, and Colby asks if he’s sure it’s just a friend. Madison says he is, and Colby tells him, when he said that, Madison never believed him. Madison says, that’s because Colby is a lying whore, and Colby says, ouch. Catch a guy once, and Madison never lets him forget it. Madison says it was more like twelve or thirteen times, if he remembers right. Colby says, touché, and Madison says Colby knows he loves him. He asks Colby, what’s up? and Colby says, one of his johns got rough with him. Madison asks when he’s going to be done with this stuff, but Colby says he’s having fun. He calls Madison Judge Madison, but Madison says, that’s not him. Colby says, then lay off. Madison says he’s worried about Colby, but Colby says, don’t. It’s like Madison painting. Nobody wants to buy someone’s paintings unless they’re dead. He does what makes him happy. His john just didn’t realize he’s a bad bitch. He asks if they can stop now. He hears Madison. Madison says, good, and Colby asks when Jeffrey and Madison are going to talk about the sh*t they’ve swept under the rug; it’s a lot of sh*t. Jeffrey comes in, and Colby asks if he wants to join them. Jeffrey says he’s good, and Colby says they’re not doing anything. He tells Madison that Jeffrey is jealous, and Madison says, get out of his bed. Colby leaves the bedroom, and Jeffrey lies down. Colby asks if they want dinner. He makes a mean steak. Jeffrey starts to say, yes, but Madison shakes his head, and Jeffrey says, they’re good. Colby wonders what that bitch told him, and Madison says that he can’t cook. Jeffrey thinks he should go home, but Madison asks him to stay. He knows Colby is a lot, but Jeffrey says he likes Colby. Madison asks, what is it? and Jeffrey says his mom. Anyone he gets close to… Madison asks if Jeffrey is going to spend his life not getting close to people because of his mom. Jeffrey says, it sounds terrible, and Madison says, stay; hang out. Jeffrey says, all right, and Madison says, don’t have sex. Jeffrey asks what kind of guy does Madison think he is? and Madison says, he’s new. Jeffrey says he’s happy, and tells Madison, it’s good. Really good.

Sitting in a bar, Gretchen makes a call to Oliver. He says he finally got Landon out of the way. He’s out of town. She asks, for what? and he says he doesn’t know. He’s just glad Landon is gone. Can she come over? She says she’s having a drink, and he says, Charles is there alone. He needs get Charles into her. She says he’s got to drop this, and he says he knows she can do this. She says she’s not his whore, but he says she knows what needs to happen. He needs to get them together, then they can make power plays. Think of what they could do. She asks why Oliver doesn’t sleep with him, and he says he’s not Landon. Does he need to have his dad call her dad? She asks if he’s really stooping this low, and I wonder, how old are we? Fourteen? He says he wants them to be in power, but she says she doesn’t want to see Charles because he doesn’t want to see her. Oliver asks if Gretchen didn’t sleep with him, and she says, he spoke about Candace the entire time. Oliver wonders what Candace has that Gretchen doesn’t, and she says she doesn’t know, but she doesn’t have it. He says, just come over, and she says, okay.  

David goes to the Iron Bone, and tells Sandy that he’s there to see Vinny. Sandy says, Vinny ain’t seeing nobody, but David says, tell Vinny who he is. Sandy repeats, Vinny ain’t seeing nobody, but Vinny says, let him through. David follows Vinny to the back office, and tells Vinny that he’s Judge Harrington. Vinny says he knows who he is, and Vinny asks how David knew he was there. David says Vinny is a hard man to find, and Vinny asks, what’s going on? David says he needs to talk with Vinny. May he sit? Vinny gestures to the chair, and asks, what brings him there? Is he okay? David says, he’s fine, and Vinny? Vinny says, since the accident, he gets by day by day. A lot of people want him dead. David says he’s sure that’s not the case, and Vinny asks how Jim is doing. He heard Jim got shot. David says, he’s okay, and Vinny asks, what’s going on? David says he’d like to discuss a matter, and Vinny says, obviously. David asks how Vinny’s nephew is, and Vinny ask, which one? David says, Mitch, and Vinny says, he’s good; why is David asking? David says he met Mitch before, when he was working with Benny. Vinny asks, what’s his point? and David says, Mitch helped Candace as well. Vinny says, Candace helped him, and David says, so Vinny is protecting her? Vinny says he owes her a favor or two. Why? David says he’s just trying to understand… and Vinny says he doesn’t like this beating around the bush thing. David says, Candace took something that belongs to Jim, and he wants it back. She told him that she or her brother can’t be touched. Vinny asks, who said that? and David says, apparently, she was told by Vinny’s nephew. Vinny says, okay, and David asks if it’s true. Vinny wonders if David is questioning the word of his family, but David says, not at all. He’s just trying to advise Jim. Vinny says he’ll talk to David later, and David thanks him and leaves. Vinny picks up the phone, and tells Andy to get Mitch down there right now

A young girl is brought into the jail by the guards, and she’s nearly hysterical. They put her in the cell next to Kathryn. She sits on a bench, and cries. Kathryn asks, what happened? and she says her kids dad had them taken away, saying she’s unfit. He has friends in the police department. Kathryn asks if she’s unfit, but she says, not at all. She took them away, and left. Kathryn asks why she’s there, and she says, because he has custody. Kathryn wonders why a judge would grant custody if she’s fit, and tells the girl that she can trust her. She’s not like the other… people in there. She’s Kathryn Cryer. The girl says her name is Gina, and Kathryn says Gina looks like her daughter. Gina hopes Kathryn’s daughter protects her children better than she has, and Kathryn says, she’s dead. Gina says she’s sorry, and Kathryn asks why she can’t protect her kids. She says she found out the kids were being abused by a developer. (She was crying so much, it was unclear where he fit in – if he was her a husband, or a friend of the husband, or what.) She says she and the children saw him, and ran. He went to the court, and paid a judge. Kathryn asks what the developer’s name is, and Gina says, Patrick McWallis. Kathryn says he built her hotel, and Gina asks if she knows him. Kathryn says she does, but they’re not friendly. Gina asks how people with money do this, and Kathryn says, there’s a lot of things money can do. Gina says, except protect a child from a predator, and Kathryn says she can help Gina. Gina asks, how? and Kathryn says she may be wearing orange, but she still has a few favors she can call in. If she can get to a phone, she thinks she can help Gina get her kids back. She asks how long Gina is in for, and Gina says her mom is trying to post bail. Kathryn says, let her see what she can do. It’ll be all right. She calls for the guard.

Justin tells Tanner that he’s telling the truth, and Tanner says, the guy came to him? Justin says, yeah; he’s not lying. Tanner asks why he called, and Justin says, because he needs help. Tanner says he’s a man. He doesn’t need help; he is the help. Justin says he’s sorry, and Tanner says he’ll get Justin straight. There’s a knock at the door, and Justin wonders who it is. Veronica’s French thug comes in, and says he has a business proposition for Tanner. He’s there for his client. Tanner tells him, get the hell out, but he says his client just wants to talk to him. Justin asks, why? and Tanner tells him, shut up. The guy says it will be worth Tanner’s while. It’s a good thing. Tanner wonders why she’d want to talk to him, Justin says, she’s crazy. She’s going to lie. Tanner says, and tell him something Justin doesn’t want him to hear? Justin says, she’s the one who did this to him, and the guy asks, will Tanner talk to Veronica or not? Tanner says, okay, and gives the guy his phone number. Justin says, it’s a bad mistake, and the guy leaves. Tanner says if he finds out Justin is lying about what he’s doing, he’ll kill Justin him himself.

Oliver does paperwork, and Charles walks in. Oliver starts to hand Charles the phone, and says, Gretchen… but Charles says, no. Oliver says, Charles didn’t know what he was going to say, and Charles says he’s having a massage, and doesn’t want to be disturbed. He goes into another room, and Oliver call Gretchen, who says she’s almost there. Oliver says Charles definitely won’t see her, but she says she’s coming anyway. She’s driven all this way. He says, okay. He’ll let the Secret Service know, but she’ll have to wait out front.

Veronica’s doorbell rings, and it’s the French guy. He says he spoke to him, and gives her the number. Veronica pours a drink, taking her sweet time before she takes it form him.  

Tanner answers the phone, and Veronica introduces herself. He asks what she wants, and she says she wants him to come to her house. He asks, why? and she tells him, she’d rather not say on the phone. He says, fine. He has a few things he wants to talk to her about too. She asks if he has the address, and he he does. Veronica says, that’s it then. She hangs up, and asks where Tanner was. The guy says, his brother’s place. She says he’s good, and the guy says he knows. She says, and arrogant. He says he knows that too. She asks if Jim’s spy is still after her, and he nods. He says they’re not very smart, and she asks if it’s safe for her to go out. He says, as long as waiting for his money, no one will hurt her. She asks if he wants a drink, but he says, no. She wonders what his body looks like under his clothes, and he says, human. He leaves, and she laughs. She says, Jim thinks Veronica is stupid, but Veronica is not stupid, Jim. Veronica is the smartest person in town. She says she’s got to stop talking to herself, or they’re going to put her in one of her facilities.

Justin says he doesn’t know why Veronica would want to see Tanner, and Tanner says, don’t worry about it. Justin says, please. He’s telling Tanner the truth. Tanner leaves, and Justin calls Jeffrey. He gets voicemail, and says, please pick up. It’s an emergency. He calls again, and says, come on. Please answer the phone. He calls a third time, and asks if Jeffrey is sending him to voicemail. What’s going on? He hears a long beep.   

Colby gossips to Jeffrey, saying Harry and Trevor are the most boring guys he’s ever met. Jeffrey says, Harry and Trevor boring? and Colby says, did Jeffrey see them the other night?  He wonders who’s calling Jeffrey so much, and looks at Jeffrey’s phone. He says, who’s Justin? Is that the crazy officer? Jeffrey says, yes, and Colby answers the phone. Justin says, he’s going to talk to Jeffrey’s mother, and Colby says, who’s going to talk to his mother?  Justin asks who this is, and where is Jeffrey? and Jeffrey says, hang up. Colby tells Justin, sorry. They’re too busy having sex. They’ll call back after they’re done. He hangs up, and Jeffrey says he shouldn’t have done that. Colby asks if that’s all Jeffrey can say. Jeffrey says he deals with crazy people, and Colby says he’s one of them. Jeffrey says he’s seeing that more and more. Colby asks if Jeffrey wants steak, and Jeffrey tells him, Madison said something about him and steaks. He likes his teeth. Colby says, fine; more meat for him. He asks if Justin is calling again, and says, that bitch is thirsty.

Mitch tells Candace that he likes her shoes. She says, thanks, but this has got to stop. He says, she can’t take a complement? and she says, what’s wrong with him? He asks if he can’t tell a lady she looks nice. She’s just glowing. She thanks him, and Benny comes out. Mitch says, is that it? Benny is dressed? Benny says, go to hell, and Mitch says, that’s what  they’ve been waiting for? He tells Benny that he’s just messing with him, and Benny says he owes Mitch. They fist bump, and Candance says, look at the bromance. Can a girl eat? She tells Mitch that he’s buying, and Mitch asks, why? Benny says, one, Mitch lied to him, and two, his sister bought Mitch a truck. Mitch says, in that case, he’ll buy. There’s a knock at the door, and Benny answers. It’s Landon, and Benny asks where he came from. Landon says he came up from downstairs, and Benny asks what he wants. Landon says he’s looking for Candace, but Benny says, she doesn’t want to talk to anyone. Candace says, let him in, and Benny says he thought she was hungry. She says, she is, but let him in. She tells Benny and Mitch to wait downstairs; she won’t be long. Benny says he’ll be at the elevator, and Landon says, good to see him again. He closes the door, and says Benny is so hot. Candace asks what he wants, and he says he wanted to see how she was. She says she’s okay, and he says, is she? She’s being nice. She says she hasn’t been feeling well; don’t push his luck. He asks if it has anything to do with the pregnancy test, and she asks how he knows. He asks if she’s taken it, and she tells him, get out. He says she just let him in, and she says, now she’s telling him get out. He asks if she took the test, and she says, she didn’t and won’t. Did Charles send him? Landon says, yes, and she says, to talk her out of not having the baby? He asks if she’s pregnant, and she says she didn’t take the test. He says, is she? and she says, no. He asks if she’s sure, and she says, what the hell? He says he just wants to be sure, and she says, why? So he can talk? There’s nothing to talk about. Landon says he knows she bought a test because of the reporters, and she says she’s glad they’re following her. Landon asks if her mother called her, and Candace asks, why? He says, they talked to her, and she says, for what? He says, they just want a story, and she says the only reason she’s talking to him, is because he knows she has the money. Does Charles? Landon says, no, and she says, if anything happens like last time, she’s going to the press. She tells him to leave, or she’ll call her brother back. Landon says, screw her brother, and she calls, Benny! Landon says, he means he would screw her brother. And the tall guy. He leaves.

Hanna gets ready for bed. When she goes into the bedroom, she says, what the hell? Jim is sitting there.  

Next time, Jim says if Hanna dies, the power of attorney is worthless; Benny says Mitch is crushing on his sister; Landon thinks Mitch is sexy, and asks him out for a drink; and Veronica says she and Tanner can work together.

🚶🏽‍♀️ Shuffling Off…

It’s late, I’m beat, so stay safe, stay anticipating a solution, and stay dead if you’re playing dead.

December 11, 2019 – A Surprise Visitor For Willow, Last Supper From Hell, Surprisingly Calm Dinner, Best/Worst, This Is Bananas, Welcome Return & Christmas Spice

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

 

General Hospital

Julian sits in ICU, and deliberately knocks a tray over. Alexis comes in, and asks, where’s Lucas? Julian says, it’s all his fault.

Olivia tells Ned that she has errands to run. She’s giving him some privacy, and hopes he gets to the bottom of what’s going on. He says he told her that he would. Brook walks in, and says he summoned her, so she came. Olivia says she’ll leave them to it. She tells Ned about watching the kids skate at Rice Park, and how nice it was with all the Christmas decorations. He says, speaking of Christmas, are they having the pleasure of keeping her through the holidays? Life on the road never stops. She says she doesn’t have a gig before New Year’s, and he asks why she fired her mom.

Willow sees Chase looking at his phone, and says, really? He says, sorry. There’s been a shooting at GH. She says, at the hospital? How bad is it? He says there’s only one victim, but the PCPD needs all hands on deck. She tells him, go, and asks him to do her a favor; check on Lucas. His family is always there for him, and Brad and Wiley. It’s amazing. Chase says, families are like that. There’s a knock at the door, and Chase opens it to find Harmony. She asks if he remembers her, and he says she’s Willow’s mother. Willow comes to the door, and asks what Harmony is doing there.

Carly tells Sonny they need to confirm Donna’s christening date, but Sonny suggests they postpone it. He’ll handle Father Flanagan. She doesn’t want to push it back indefinitely, and Sonny says they’ll do it soon. He wants to track down the doctor in Sweden for his dad.

Nelle asks Martin, what took so long? and he says he does have other clients. She asks if they’re giving him a crazy payout, and he says he had a rough night. He didn’t get much sleep, and was hoping for an early evening. She says she’s hoping to resume life outside of her cell, but he says he told her; he can’t do anything until her next parole hearing in sixteen months. She says he has to figure something out. She has to get out immediately – tonight.

Josslyn tells Michael that she can’t decide if Wiley is better off not understanding what’s gong on, or if that makes it scarier. Both of his fathers have disappeared. Michael says they’re surrounding Wiley with love while Lucas recovers. Josslyn says it’s important to stay positive with Lucas fighting for his life. He loves Brad and Wiley so much. Michael says, Wiley is easy to love. Brad… She laughs, and says she’s glad he’s her brother; she loves him. She wants to tell the people she loves how she feels while they’re still around to hear it. Michael says, good policy. He says he loves her too, and they hug.

Carly tells Sonny that she thought the trial wasn’t until March. Three months is a long time. They don’t know what condition Mike will be in by then. Sonny says the doctor he contacted is working on a drug to repair the damage done by Alzheimer’s. It concentrates on clearing the plaque from the brain. The sooner they get Mike on the drug, the sooner he can be ready for the trial. Josslyn comes in with Michael, and Sonny says, there’s still food left. Josslyn says she’ll have a snack before she visits Mike. Michael asks if it’s part of her love appreciation tour. Carly says she’ll take Josslyn to see Mike in the morning, Josslyn asks, why? and Sonny says, yeah; why?

Harmony says she’s obviously interrupting, but since she’s there, can she come in? Chase says, sure, and Willow says she’ll go get him a shirt. He says he hasn’t been alerted to any prison escape, so he assumes she was released. She says she got an early parole release because of overcrowding. She’s going to a rehabilitation center where she’ll need a job, have a curfew, and be closely monitored. Any violation, she’ll be sent back, but she has no intention of squandering her second chance. Willow comes back, and says she’s happy for Harmony. Harmony knows it’s inconvenient, but she was hoping to talk.

Alexis asks Julian how Lucas is, and he says, Lucas is getting an MRI to see if the swelling in his brain went down. She asks how Julian is holding up, and he says he’s worried about the swelling, and what happens when it goes down. What if Lucas can’t speak? What if he has to learn to walk again? What if he can’t practice medicine? Alexis tells him to stop tormenting himself. He has to have hope. Julian laughs, and Alexis says Lucas will wake up, and chase his baby again, and sing to him. And he’ll practice medicine again, because he’s strong, like his father.

Olivia sees Lulu at the hospital, and asks if there’s any news. Lulu says her mom went home, but she promised to let her know if anything changes. Olivia asks if Lucas is allowed visitors, but Lulu says, only family. Brook was not happy. She thought Brook would be going on tour starting yesterday.

Brook can’t believe her mom snitched. She didn’t know her mom and Ned still spoke. Ned says, anything for their pride and joy. She left L&B Records; why? She says she was tired of playing amusement parks, supper clubs, and malls. It wasn’t working out. He thought her new manager was aggressive, and she says, he’s a shark. Ned asks why she’s free until New Year’s. Maybe she was hasty in ditching her mom. She says she thought Lincoln had a hard-hitting launch strategy, but it hasn’t worked out. He says, it’s only been a few weeks. What could go wrong so fast?

Martin says if he had five dollars for every client who wasn’t guilty, had a medical condition, or a religious epiphany, he wouldn’t need her payout. She says she’s never seeing her son grow up, and he says, that has no bearing on it. She says, it should. Carly and Michael put her through hell. If she doesn’t act soon… He says, what? and she says they’re going to get the satisfaction of seeing her rot in prison. Martin says challenges don’t scare him, but clients who lie are another matter. He doesn’t like to lose. If she’s withholding information, she’s sabotaging herself, and him, she needs to tell him. Try again. Is there anything else she’s been keeping from him? Anything at all?

Carly asks if Michael is taking Josslyn to see Mike, but he says he has an ELQ meeting. He was checking on Wiley. He asks if it’s cool if he checks in on Donna, and Carly tells him, just be quiet. Carly says, if Josslyn is set on going tonight, she’ll take her, but Josslyn says Milo is already going to do it. She spent no time with Mike on Thanksgiving, and she wants to have a quick visit to tell him that she loves him. Carly says, that’s sweet, and Sonny says Mike will love to see her. Carly says, Mike is worse at night, and it’s late. Sonny says if she wants to go, go. Josslyn says she won’t stay if Mike’s not feeling up to it. She’s going to have a quick bite first. Sonny asks Carly, what was that about?

Nelle asks if Martin is promising to keep what she says secret, and he tells her not to disclose any illegal activities; he can’t be party to a crime. She says she was going to knock over a convenient store as soon as she’s out, and he says he’ll take that as sarcasm. Why the sudden urgency? She asks if he remembers her friend Brad from her parole hearing. He and his husband were in a terrible car accident. Fortunately, Brad is okay, but his husband is in a coma. Martin says he’s sorry to hear that, but what does it have to do with her? She says, they have a young son, Wiley, and without Lucas to help, Brad will be overwhelmed, which he’s prone to do. Legal services might get involved, and take the baby. Martin says, by no jurisprudence would she be given the child. She says, who said anything about give?

Harmony tells Willow that she has a nice place. She’s not pretending they still don’t have healing to do, over what Harmony put Willow through with Shiloh. Willow says she doesn’t even like hearing his name, and Harmony says she won’t dredge it up, but she wants the chance to make amends. She wants to show Willow that she’s not that woman anymore. Willow asks why she’s still calling herself Harmony, and Harmony says, she tried to go back to Lorraine, but she’s not that person anymore. She still uses Willow. Willow says she changed her name to escape Shiloh; Harmony is the name her mother took for him. Harmony says, he was toxic. Following him and getting involved with DoD was the second worst mistake of her life. Willow asks, what was the first? and Harmony says, pressuring Willow to join, and handing her over to Shiloh. She completely failed Willow. Willow says they weren’t going to rehash it. Harmony messed up, and Shiloh took advantage of her, but to revisit the pain is to give him power. Why did she keep the name? Harmony says her life as Harmony was more than him. She built a community center in Beecher’s Corners. She did things that were good, and that she’s still proud of. Willow says that’s true; she did some good. Harmony says she’s focusing on her strength, and not her weakness and exploitation as a blind follower. She wants to be her true self, including being the mother Willow deserves. She asks Willow to let her.

Lulu tells Olivia, Brook staying in Port Charles is the last thing she needs in her life, although she knows Olivia is the one who has to live with her. Olivia says, Brook has her good points. Leo adores her, and she spiced up Thanksgiving. Lulu says, about that. She’s sorry for what she said about Dante. Olivia says Brook pushed her until she snapped. Brook is just like her grandmother, and Olivia has been there and done that. Lulu asks how Dante is doing, and Olivia says it’s probably nothing Lulu wants to hear about. Lulu asks what she means, and Olivia says she’s been writing to Dante, and Robert’s been forwarding the letters. She got them back, unopened, with a note saying he doesn’t want her to contact him. Lulu says she’s sorry; it must be devastating. Olivia says it drives home the point that she’s powerless to help her kid. She can pray and be patient. Brook is Ned’s child, and needs her father right now. She’s jealous. She’d give anything to be able to help Dante.

Brook says her new manager just hasn’t gotten to her yet, and Ned says she needs to be clear about what she wants. Brook says what she made clear was what she wasn’t going to do for her career. He says, it’s the busiest booking time, but she says she doesn’t regret firing her mom. Brook loves her, but she’s not the best manager. Lincoln’s not either. Ned was right about the music business. She asks him to help her out of this mess, and he asks to see her contract.

Alexis tells Julian, she knows what it’s like to be waiting and praying for a sick child. How can she help? Does anyone know why Lucas lost control of the car? Julian says, the undercarriage has too much damage. They know the brakes failed, but don’t know why. Alexis says the forensics department is excellent. They will find out what happened. He can at least take heart in that.

Carly tells Sonny that Griff was clear about Mike’s condition. Sonny says Griff told them Mike wasn’t in the final stage yet, and there was still hope. Carly wonders if he heard something entirely different than she did. Mike hasn’t declined physically, but it’s doubtful that his mental deterioration will stop, much less reverse. He asks what she wants him to do; give up hope? She says, instead of running around trying to find a cure, enjoy the good days while he has them. Sonny says, and just watch Mike deteriorate? Carly thinks it’s better than putting Mike through experimental treatment that he can’t consent to, and won’t understand. Sonny says he’s not sitting around watching his father die, and Carly says, his dad; his call. Sonny says, sorry. He knows his dad has good days and bad days, but he doesn’t think there’s any harm in trying to find ways to help him.

Willow tells Harmony that she’s not up to a big conversation. She has a lot going on. Harmony says she can tell something is wrong. If living with Chase isn’t working out… Willow says she and Chase are fine. Why did she jump to that conclusion? Harmony says she’s sensitive to a man running a woman’s life, and Willow says, Chase is amazing and supportive. Harmony says, good. As long as Willow is happy. She hopes in time, Willow will trust her to be supportive too. Willow says, Wiley’s fathers were in a car accident, and Harmony asks if they’re okay. Willow says, Brad had minor injuries, but Lucas is in a medically induced coma. Harmony asks if Wiley was in the car, and Willow says, no, thank God. He’s with his godfather now, and he’s generous and giving. Harmony wonders if Willow thinks she could meet her grandson, but Willow says Wiley isn’t her grandson.

Lulu sees Chase, and asks, what’s going on? He says, there was a shooting in the OR. Is that why Lulu is there? She says she’s there in case there’s news about Lucas, so Bobbie can get some rest. She asks about the shooting, but Chase says he can’t comment on an ongoing investigation. Lulu says, what about off the record? and he says he’s willing to talk to her, but only if the entire conversation stays off the record. She tells him, nothing he says will show up in The Invader. He says the gunman was in the OR, where Franco was sedated. He attacked Andre, and they struggled. A bystander was drawn to the commotion, and shot the gunman with his own gun. Lulu asks if he has any names, but he says he can’t disclose them, even off the record.

Alexis tells Julian, he has resources and needs to use them. He can’t take this on by himself. Julian says it’s his burden to carry, but she says he has people who love and want to support him. He says he doesn’t deserve that much, and she says she knows how he responds when he’s in pain. He withdraws and shuts down. Don’t do that this time. When he isolates and tries to go it alone, he gets in trouble.

Martin says it’s noble of Nelle to want to help her friend, but it’s not a compelling reason for the parole board to give her an early release. She pleaded no contest to attempted murder, among other charges. Even the sixteen months is vanishingly small. An early release is non-existent. She says what about a sort of special consideration; like a medical one. She only has one kidney. The other was ripped out of her against her will. He says he knows, but it’s not like her life is in danger. She says, interesting. Thanks, Marty. She’ll be in touch. On her way back, she steps into Ryan’s room. She asks if she’s bothering him, but he says he loves their conversations.

Josslyn asks what happened to Michael’s meeting? and Michael says, nothing. He was watching Wiley and Donna sleep, and they were so peaceful. She says he saw how freaked out Mike got when he didn’t recognize her. Then Sonny freaked out about that, and Carly freaked out about Sonny. Michael says, they’re having problems, and Josslyn says, they get defensive when things get tense. She knows it’s not fair to ask, but he’s the best referee they have, so does he think he can talk to them? Michael says it’s his big brother job to be there when she needs him, so he’ll try, but he can’t make any promises. He says, something he learned when growing up is that sometimes when their parents are out of sync, they pull in different directions. It doesn’t mean they don’t love each other. The impulse is to want to fix it, but it doesn’t work that way. They have to figure it out for themselves.

Ned says Brook signed a five year deal without consulting a lawyer? What was she thinking? She says her career was stalled. She needed a change, and Lincoln puts out great hits. He says he might believe that if she was a naïve eighteen-year-old, fresh off the bus from Kansas, but she grew up in the music business. She’s a Quartermaine. Even AJ knew better. She says, Mr. drunk driver who faked his own death lifetime loser?

Olivia asks if Alexis saw Lucas, but Alexis says he’s having tests run. She was just with Julian in the ICU. Olivia asks how he’s doing, and Alexis says, he’s a wreck. Olivia says she put a call in to Alexis’s office. She wants to talk about Charlie’s. She’s going to call off the lawsuit. She doesn’t care. Life is too short to bicker about money. Alexis thinks it might give Julian a boost. The accident is hitting him especially hard.

Chase asks if it’s still off the record, and tells Lulu that there’s been an ID on the victim, but he has no apparent link to Andre or Franco. Lulu asks if he’s a hired gun, and Chase says, it’s possible. He’s an ex-con, so Chase is going to pull his record and see if anything turns up. He says he’s not going to read about this anywhere, is he? She promises he won’t.

Nelle asks Ryan how the infection is, and he says, painful. The medic insisted it was self-inflicted, but the entire facility is one big unsanitary mess. One wayward step could be catastrophic. She’s the one bright spot in this whole wretched place. She says she feels the same way. She’s glad they became friends. They are, right? He says, abs totes. She says there’s something he can do for her; he’s the only one there who can do it. The one person who betrayed her, she thought she could trust… He says, Michael, the man she tried to kill. She says he stabbed her in the back. Not literally like Ava did to Ryan, but it was devastating nonetheless. He asks what she wants, and she says she wants him to punch her ticket out of there.

Olivia goes into ICU, and Julian says, Bobbie will be back later. She says she came to see him. Leo wants to tell Julian that he loves him very much. He asks what she told Leo about Lucas, and she says she told Leo that Lucas was hurt, but Julian is looking after him. Leo said he wanted to visit, but Julian says, it’s probably not a good time. Lucas is on a ventilator. Olivia says she’s praying for him. She’s good at praying. Julian can come by anytime and visit Leo. Julian says he’s not good for anyone right now. the kids are better off without him.

Willow tells Harmony that Wiley is Brad and Lucas’s son, and they’re allowing her in his life on a limited basis. Harmony says they must be grateful that she entrusted them with Wiley, then went above and beyond to protect him. Willow says she respects their boundaries, and she’s not comfortable with Harmony seeing Wiley without permission. Harmony says she’ll follow Willow’s lead when it comes to Wiley. She’s just thankful to be part of Willow’s life.

Carly asks what Michael is still doing there. Doesn’t he have a meeting? Michael says he’s just going over Oscar’s shares with Ned, and they live in the same house. He has more pressing business there. Is his dad okay? Carly says he saw what happened on Thanksgiving. Mike has deteriorated. The good days are fewer, and it’s hard to know the right thing to do. She tells him to be with his dad while she has to go to the hospital. His dad will be happy to have company.

Ryan says Nelle’s plan could work, but what’s in it for him? Nelle says Chase confiscated Ryan’s picture of Ava from the Crimson cover. She can replace it with photos of Ava at the gallery, getting coffee, walking through Rice Plaza. She can be his link; his eyes and ears to the woman he loves and Port Charles. He says she might be on to something, and she says, so help her. He says her plan has merit, but could use a few modifications.

Lulu says, Lucas’s brakes failing saved Alexis’s life, and Alexis asks if she’s writing about it. Lulu promises not to sensationalize it. it must have been something to realize Kendra was Kendra Bower. Alexis says, it was a lot to process. She can give Lulu a quote, and Lulu says, that would be great. Alexis says Dr. Neil Bern and Julian Jerome arrived at the accident site when she wasn’t able to summon help. Julian found the other car, and summoned help. He played a pivotal role saving lives.

Brook comes into the hospital, and sees Julian. He says, oh, it’s her, and she says she’s not a hooker. She just offered to be nice to a total stranger. She won’t make that mistake again. Carly joins them, and asks Brook how life is as a Quartermaine. Julian says, she’s a Quartermaine? and Carly says, she’s Ned’s daughter, and Leo’s step-sister. Brook says Julian is Leo’s dad? There’s zero resemblance; he looks like Dante. He says he’s Leo’s biological dad. Small world. Carly asks if they know each other, and Brook says they met briefly.

Ned asks Olivia how it went, and she says Lucas was still getting tests. She hopes he doesn’t mind, but she told Julian that he could come over anytime to see Leo. Ned says he feels bad for Julian. No matter how old a child is, they’re still your child, and you’d still do anything to protect them. Olivia asks how it went with Brook, and he says he started by helping, and ended up comparing her to AJ. She says, that bad? and he says his darling daughter is in way over her head.

Willow asks Harmony to give her word that Wiley is off-limits. Harmony says she won’t go near Wiley unless and until she has Willow’s permission. Willow asks if she’d like to see a picture, and shows Harmony her phone. Harmony says, he’s so handsome, and Willow says she likes to think so. He’s very bright, and has the sweetest smile. Harmony says she should get going; she doesn’t want to be late checking in. She’ll be in touch. She tells Willow that she loves her. Willow says she loves Harmony too, and they hug.

Sonny asks Michael if everything is okay, and Michael says being with Wiley made him realize how much he wanted to spend time with his own dad. He thinks of Wiley as a baby, and all of a sudden he’s standing and climbing. It’s crazy how time goes by. Michael is going to blow past huge moments in his life if he’s not careful, and he doesn’t want that to happen to him and Sonny. Sonny says, it won’t. Michael is a lot wiser than he was. He always has been. If Sonny could get back a fraction of the time he wasted with his dad; the years of fighting, their years apart, the years he wanted to reach out, but didn’t. Now he just has a little bit of time left. Sonny’s phone rings, and he says it’s the international call he’s been waiting for on treatment for his dad. He answers, and asks if the doctor got the information on his dad.

At Pentenville, there’s a scream, and Chase runs toward it. He busts into the room to find Nelle lying on the floor, and Ryan standing over her with a bloody scalpel in his hand.

Tomorrow, Brad wishes he could take back everything that led up to the accident, Sam has no other choice, Michael asks Sonny if this is what Mike would want, Mike asks Josslyn to help break him out, and Ryan says it’s not what it looks like.

The Real Housewives of Dallas

Bangkok. When Kameron gets back to the room, LeeAnne asks if she has any clue how many sex workers they saw. Kameron asks why LeeAnne is yelling at her. LeeAnne says Kary has to prove how tough she is because she’s from Mexico. Kameron asks why LeeAnne went, and LeeAnne says Kary wanted to go; she was just another member of the group. Kameron says she and Kary ran out; it took them a few minutes to get out. LeeAnne says she voiced that she didn’t want to go. She went because everyone else was going. Kameron says, then LeeAnne yelled at her. In Kameron’s interview, she says she was never yelled at by a grown up. LeeAnne says, it was an upsetting situation, and Kameron asks again why she went. LeeAnne says she wasn’t leaving people she cared about in a place where they had no clue how dangerous it was. Who would protect them? It bothers her when she can’t protect people. In her interview, Kameron asks if she missed something. Where is this all coming from? LeeAnne says she worries about Kameron, and doesn’t want her exposed to sh*t she shouldn’t be exposed to. Kameron says she didn’t even know there was such a thing. She’d never heard of a ping-pong show. When she realized what it was, she wanted out of there. In LeeAnne’s interview, she says Kameron being in the red light district in Thailand is not acceptable in Dallas society. It would be like Laura Bush walking out of a nudie bar. LeeAnne says, the chirpy little Mexican had to have her way, so she drug them there. In Kameron’s interview, she says, you can’t do that; put a verb or noun before a nationality. But the last thing she’s going to do is call LeeAnne on it. She’s not acting like a sane person. LeeAnne says Kameron would never catch her lying or putting Kameron in an unsafe environment.

Kary tells D’Andra that she’s tired, and D’Andra says she’s never going to drink again. She was hit by a ping-pong ball. That dress is going in the trash. Kary says she didn’t think they were going to be part of the show, and D’Andra says it wasn’t what she thought it was at all. Then LeeAnne turned it around, saying they were supporting sex workers. In D’Andra’s interview, she says Kameron was fine in the car, and after they came back, she went to the roof for a drink with the others. She got a text from LeeAnne, saying Kameron was upset. When she got to the room, Kameron said LeeAnne claimed it was going to ruin her reputation. Kary says, Kameron didn’t want to go back with LeeAnne, now LeeAnne is saying, if she’d only listened, she wouldn’t have put herself in that position. D’Andra says, everyone was adults, and Kary says she actually thought it was ridiculous to make Kameron feel guilty. In Kary’s interview, she says the red light district in Thailand is a big tourist attraction. It’s like Times Square in New York. Of course it’s safe. I don’t even know where to start with those statements. D’Andra thinks LeeAnne feels threatened because of Kary’s friendship with Kameron. Kary says, that’s her problem.

Travis arrives at the hotel. He goes to Stephanie’s room, saying, honey, I’m home. Stephanie says, it was a long night, and he asks if they did anything fun. Stephanie says they saw a ping-pong show, and Brandi demonstrates, saying the first act was just shooting them out of her butt. Stephanie says she toots a lot; maybe she could do that. He asks if Kameron went, and Brandi says she had fun. Stephanie says Kameron was laughing. Brandi excuses herself to go to the bathroom, and Stephanie asks about Travis’s dad. Travis says he hasn’t been able to get ahold of him all week. In Stephanie’s interview, she says, tomorrow they’re going to Viet Nam to see if his father is okay, and find out what they need to do to get him home. Travis says he doesn’t think his father is taking his medicine. He knows kind of where his father is at, and it’s only a few miles from where they’re staying. In her interview, Stephanie says she has to be strong for Travis.

In her interview, Kameron says she feels blindsided by LeeAnne. She thought they had a good relationship, but she saw a side of LeeAnne that she’s never seen, and it’s not a good side to be on. In LeeAnne’s interview, she says, going to the red light district triggered bad things for her. She guarantees if she didn’t have God in her life, she’d be on a pole doing what they’re doing, and she doesn’t want to face that. She’s upset because she made Kameron cry, and for some reason, Kary has completely muted Kameron’s empathy button toward her. It’s a painful, lonely place to be. She goes to get a massage.

Kary goes to Kameron and D’Andra’s suite. Kary says she’s tired, and Kameron says she’s cross-eyed. Kameron asks how D’Andra looks so good on three hours sleep. Kameron says LeeAnne was crying this morning. She said she’s going to take a massage, then she’s coming back to watch cartoons and take a nap. I hope they’re at least weird Thailand cartoons. In Kameron’s interview, she’s relieved LeeAnne isn’t going shopping. She needs to get some air after the flames that came out of LeeAnne’s mouth last night.

Kameron says she’s excited about going to the market; they can go to the pool any day. We see a clip of Stephanie telling the women they can go shopping or hang out by the pool the next day. In Kary’s interview, she says she’s found amazing pearls for her jewelry there. It’s special for her to do this with her girlfriends. She negotiates a price on some triangular-shaped handbags for the three of them. In her interview, she says, negotiating is part of the Mexican culture. She’s tried in the states, but got in trouble trying to negotiate with the cops, asking them how much they wanted for a ticket.

Stephanie calls the desk, and asks if someone can meet her by the pool. She wants something super romantic with strawberries and champagne. Like she’s getting engaged.

Kary, D’Andra, and Kameron go to a jewelry store. D’Andra asks if Kary buys beads to make her pieces, and Kary says she buys what she likes, then creates what she wants. D’Andra also buys some jewelry. She says she doesn’t understand what happened last night. They were happy and having fun, then LeeAnne was yelling and screaming. Kameron says, LeeAnne is so dramatic. She can’t remember the words LeeAnne was using, but LeeAnne caught her off guard. LeeAnne was screaming, and she didn’t know what to do. She wondered why LeeAnne was yelling at her. In Kameron’s interview, she says dogs who are violent growl before they bite. LeeAnne is a silent biter with no warning before the bite. That’s a scary dog. Kameron wondered what she did, and where this was coming from. D’Andra says, you can be either for or against it, but don’t have a good time, then say it was a bad choice, and make someone else feel bad. Kary says LeeAnne is guilting Kameron. It’s manipulation. She’s trying to make Kameron feel guilty about not doing what LeeAnne wanted. D’Andra says LeeAnne is jealous because she didn’t bank on Kameron and Kary being good friends. D’Andra asks if LeeAnne has said anything bad about Kary, and we flash back to that. Kameron says the only thing LeeAnne said was that she thought Kary didn’t like her at first. In Kameron’s interview, she says, it’s not the right moment, and could ruin the rest of the trip. There’s already enough tension, and no need to pour gasoline on the fire. Kameron says she has to let LeeAnne know that it’s okay for her to be friends with Kary. It’s not going to change anything. She thinks they need to have that conversation, so LeeAnne can feel more secure and not doubt it. Kary says, it’s not okay. She doesn’t think it’s fair. Real friends don’t do that.

In Stephanie’s interview, she says, being in a foreign land brings out her romantic side. She doesn’t get to show it often, and wants to share it with someone she loves. There are rose petals around one of the lounge chairs, and champagne on a side table. Stephanie blindfolds Brandi, and brings her to the pool. In her interview, Stephanie says things have been hard with the adoption, and she wants today to be special for Brandi. She tells Brandi to bite, and Brandi bites into a strawberry. She caresses Brandi’s face with a banana, dips it in chocolate, and tells her to bite. Brandi is concerned about what Stephanie is going to put in her mouth, but she does. In Brandi’s interview, she she’s definitely not romantic, and doesn’t let Brian do that stuff. She prefers a joke being played on her to being romantic. However, when Stephanie does it, it’s a different story. We flash back to their bubble bath two seasons ago. They clink glasses. Stephanie says, last night was definitely a situation. She thinks LeeAnne was uncomfortable. Brandi thinks LeeAnne is full of sh*t. She gave LeeAnne the benefit of the doubt, but she tries to bring everything down, and she thinks it’s just because of Kameron being friends with Kary. Stephanie thinks LeeAnne feels like she’s losing control, and it scares her. Brandi hopes Kameron stands up for herself if she’s not being treated well. Brandi says Kameron could be scared of LeeAnne; a lot of people are. Travis jumps into the pool, and splashes them.

The women get dressed up for dinner. D’Andra asks if Kameron has seen LeeAnne, and Kameron thinks she’s showering. LeeAnne goes to Stephanie and Brandi’s room, and they leave together. Travis lies down on the couch with the remote.

No surprise, the restaurant isn’t nearby. They’re seated in a rooftop area. In Stephanie’s interview, she says, since it’s their last night, they’re going to a fancy restaurant that Travis recommended. She checked, and there are no condoms. They sit, and Kary asks if LeeAnne stayed home. LeeAnne says she had a 90-minute massage. There’s a revolving piece in the middle of the table, and Kameron plays with it, nearly knocking LeeAnne’s drink over. LeeAnne says Kameron can be mad, but don’t screw with her drink. Kameron says she’s not mad, and D’Andra says LeeAnne was upset last night. Kameron says, really, really upset. LeeAnne took her anger out on her. Kary says, it’s not fair to do that to Kameron. Why did LeeAnne go there? LeeAnne says it felt safer if they all stuck together. Kary says they don’t need her to save them. They’re all friends; it’s not like LeeAnne is a superhero. LeeAnne says she’s not trying to be a hero. Kameron said she wanted to go, and she wanted to make sure Kameron was safe. Kary says LeeAnne shouldn’t make Kameron feel guilty about it, and LeeAnne says she didn’t want to make Kameron cry. Kary says, but she did, and LeeAnne thanks her for pointing it out. She says she apologized several times, and doesn’t know what else to do. Kary feels that LeeAnne is being manipulative because Kameron didn’t do what LeeAnne wanted her too. LeeAnne says Kary is wrong, and asks if Kary thinks her intention was to make Kameron cry. Kary says she wanted to make Kameron feel guilty. Kameron thinks LeeAnne’s past makes her more aware of what’s going on. LeeAnne overreacted because of her past. Last night brought back memories, and LeeAnne got out of control. In D’Andra’s interview, she thinks Kameron is somewhat brainwashed by LeeAnne. She’s defending LeeAnne when she’s wrong, and Kameron looks like an idiot for having LeeAnne’s back. Food comes, and D’Andra says LeeAnne is threatened because Kameron and Kary are getting along so well. She’s protective and territorial when it comes to friends. LeeAnne says she is protective of her friends, not territorial; there’s a difference. She didn’t want Kameron to regret going. D’Andra says she put it in Kameron’s head that she would regret it. Kameron says LeeAnne mentioned that someone might get the wrong perception if people knew she’d gone to the show. In Kameron’s interview, she says LeeAnne implied that her reputation would be ruined. She thought about it, and she was only there for two minutes. She made a bad decision. In LeeAnne’s interview, she says, Dallas is a very judgy town, and Kameron’s reputation could take a hit. D’Andra says LeeAnne explained it in a way that got Kameron upset, and snarks at LeeAnne. LeeAnne asks if D’Andra wants to throw down on the roof. D’Andra says she’ll throw LeeAnne’s ass off the roof, which I find highly doubtful. LeeAnne says, please. D’Andra already pushed her. In her interview, LeeAnne says she’s not D’Andra’s mama or her empty bank account. Back up. Brandi asks if Kameron is afraid of LeeAnne; be honest. Kameron insists it’s okay if she goes against Leeanne or if LeeAnne is upset with her. LeeAnne says she let Kameron do what she wanted, and Kary makes a big deal of LeeAnne saying let, telling LeeAnne, thank you, mom. Kameron asks if they think she’s LeeAnne’s pet, and gets silence. D’Andra says  she’s trying to process. When they were shopping, she was confused as to LeeAnne’s motive. Kameron says she never said there was a motive; they brought it up. Brandi is having a hard time believing there’s no jealousy, and Kameron says, anxiety maybe. Brandi says their girls night out turned south for no reason, like the elephant sanctuary. They were having an amazing time, and it turns around to be about LeeAnne. In LeeAnne’s interview, she says, wtf? Literally. She thought she and Brandi were getting along fine. LeeAnne asks Brandi, how? Because she was heartbroken over the elephants, and had a different reaction? Brandi says, everything turns into a negative experience. LeeAnne is constantly the victim. D’Andra says it’s not always about LeeAnne. Stephanie asks Kameron if she’s okay, and Kameron says she is. In Stephanie’s interview, she says she and Kameron fought somewhat, but they’re getting along now, and she’s not jumping in. That’s Kameron’s responsibility. LeeAnne says she’s sorry her personal story irritates and upsets Brandi. D’Andra repeats, I’m the victim, like twenty times. LeeAnne says she related to the elephants. She’s sorry that’s tragic and self-serving. Whoever wants her to leave the dinner table, raise their hands. D’Andra says, once again, LeeAnne is the victim. Just listen and understand. Brandi gets up and leaves.

In her interview, Brandi says she tried to go with the flow, but she’s had enough negativity. LeeAnne has ruined moments over and over. We flash back to LeeAnne talking about her past, and Brandi says she doesn’t want to be around it anymore. LeeAnne apologizes again to Kameron for what got started. D’Andra says, exactly, and LeeAnne says she was talking to Kameron. D’Andra doesn’t need to jab at her. D’Andra says she was just confirming what LeeAnne said, and Kary leaves. Stephane says, two down. She feels like everything got heated, and LeeAnne says, it didn’t start that way.

Kary and Brandi get drink at a teeny tiny table on the roof. At the dinner table, Stephanie says, it’s like the last supper from hell. Kameron asks if LeeAnne feels ganged up on. More food comes. In her interview, Kameron says it’s not that she doesn’t agree with some of their points, but she doesn’t want to pile dirt on top of LeeAnne. She’ll always be LeeAnne’s friend. Brandi tells Kary that Kameron can’t stand up for herself, and she couldn’t do it. In the past, she’s thought Kameron was LeeAnne’s puppet. When LeeAnne would hurt someone else, Kameron would say she’d never seen LeeAnne do that or lie right in front of her. Leeanne tells Kameron that she’d never lie or hurt her, and Kameron says nothing will affect their relationship. LeeAnne says she feels like she hurt Kameron, and D’Andra says, this is silly; it’s not a big deal. LeeAnne says then why did she make it a big deal? LeeAnne feels guilty for making Kameron cry, and she’s sorry D’Andra doesn’t feel guilt when she hurts a friend.

Brandi tells Kary that LeeAnne has done that before, saying someone has done something to ruin their reputation. She said it to Stephanie about hanging out with her. We flash back to LeeAnne telling Stephanie that Brandi is going to ruin Stephanie doing charity work. Brandi says she did it to D’Andra last year. Kary says LeeAnne is not a good person or friend. Brandi doesn’t see how Kameron can excuse it when it happened to several of them. Stephanie says she’s tired. She’s glad that LeeAnne made up with Kameron last night, but then it escalated at the market. LeeAnne leaves the table. In her interview, she says she’s back where she started, and she doesn’t know how she keeps getting there. D’Andra says, everything doesn’t have to be dramatic. She can’t take the way LeeAnne is carrying on. It’s getting to be stupid. Stephanie clinks glasses with Kameron. Kameron thanks Stephanie for the girls trip. They check out what LeeAnne was eating, since she left the bulk of it. In Kameron’s interview, she says she feels for someone leaving the table, but come on. Her rule is, you retreat, I’m gonna eat. Stephanie gets up and goes out the door backward, bowing. D’Andra tells Kameron to get a good night’s sleep, and also leaves. Kameron says, and then there was one.

I’m desperate to go to Thailand but not with any of these people. Maybe Kameron. Definitely no one from the Jersey Wives.

Kameron goes back to the suite, and sees LeeAnne in her bedroom. She says, hey, girl, and LeeAnne closes the door in Kameron’s face. Kameron asks, why lock her out? Why not talk about it? In her interview, LeeAnne says she doesn’t want to talk about it. She’s over it. Kameron asks why LeeAnne has a problem with her, and LeeAnne says she just doesn’t want what they say to go to the group. It comes back to bite her in the ass. They want Kameron to be afraid of her. Kameron asks why she’d be afraid. They made up. It escalated because of other people insecurity they’re afraid. It escalated because other people got involved. She didn’t think that was going to happen. It became everyone’s business to deal with their problem. LeeAnne doesn’t understand why. She doesn’t care who’s friends with whom; that’s not who she is. But she can’t be the one who’s constantly picked on by everybody. Please tell her it was unanimous, and Stephanie didn’t have her back either. Kameron says Stephanie didn’t say one word; she was not involved. LeeAnne is sure Kary will want to switch seats, so she can talk to Kameron. Everybody is going to be fake nice her on the plane. Kameron says she hates the fakeness, and LeeAnne says, tell them all to jump off the plane.

They pack. In D’Andra’s interview, she says she’s disappointed in Kameron. She wanted Kameron to see for herself, and be vocal about her feelings, but she let LeeAnne slide. Why can she call out everyone else’s behavior, and LeeAnne gets a free pass? In LeeAnne’s interview, she says she’s ready to be home with her dogs husband. She doesn’t want to talk to anybody. She just wants to get in her seat on the plane, and be home.

Stephanie asks Travis when they’re leaving tomorrow, and he thinks around one. She says, last night’s dinner was awkward. She wants to be a good hostess, and make sure everyone is good. She’s seeing them off in the lobby. She brings Brandi some French fries, and says she’ll miss her. Brandi says she’s excited to get home. She misses her kids. Cheer tryouts are coming up, and she’s having a party. She’s included everyone, so they’ll see. In her interview, Brandi says they’re celebrating the one year anniversary of Bruin’s adoption. It’s crazy how life can change in a year. She can’t imagine not having Bruin in the family. Stephanie hugs Brandi goodbye, and goes to wait in the lobby. She thanks everyone as they come through. LeeAnne says Stephanie won’t have to come on that miserable flight.

In Stephanie’s interview, she says, the trip started with good expectations, but in the end, it s*cked big d*ck… Just like the lady boy show.

Next time – the finale – Brandi’s party, D’Andra tells LeeAnne to own her sh*t, D’Andra tells Mama Dee that the company is going to take a turn for the better, and LeeAnne is accused of being a racist.

🌴 On The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the women were still Jamaica. They swam with the dolphins, which probably terrified the dolphins, even though Teresa said she wasn’t a fan of animals she didn’t know. Surprisingly, their final dinner was non-eventful. Dare I say peaceful? Dolores and Jackie made up, sort of, and Dolores admitted she had been a d-bag harsh. The biggest thing that happened was Teresa telling the women that Danielle had slept with Marty, despite their impending divorce. This prompted Marge to call Joe #3, who was now a buddy of Marty’s, even though Joe pushed him in the pool last season. Or the one before. I don’t remember. Joe wasn’t picking up, so the women encouraged Marge to call Marty, which she did, but he denied, denied, denied, saying Danielle was looking to get out of having to buy him out or get out, since apparently, they were still living together. It didn’t take two seconds before Danielle was calling Teresa, saying she didn’t want to talk about this, and hanging up. No doubt, Marty had texted her. The saddest thing was Teresa, going through old family photos with her girls, reminiscing about when their family was whole. In her interview, Teresa said the girls’ father had made mistakes, but deporting him was going to punish the children. Sadly, I agree with Melissa, who told Joe #2 that she thought the court would make an example of Joe #1. Yep. Court is one time your celebrity (albeit D list) name could work against you. Sure enough, Joe’s appeal was denied. Ever the wiser but sadder one, Gia said it was hard for her to watch Adriana, because she had so many memories of her father, while Adriana had so few. They flashed back to better times with the family, so it ended on a bummer of a note. I have no clue what happens next time.

🏥 Not My Choices…

But no one asked for my vote.

https://www.abc.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital-best-worst-2019-174020?utm_source=postup&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=7501

🍌 Dumbest Sh*t Ever…

And I’ve seen some dumb sh*t. In front of horrified onlookers? Really? And if the banana is the idea, how about just paying the artist with an idea of money?

https://observer.com/2019/12/maurizio-cattelan-art-basel-banana-museum-collection/?utm_campaign=daily&utm_content=2019-10-12-18858888&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=channel-daily-distribution-new

📯 Good news! I’d almost given up hope, but a new season of The Haves and The Have Nots begins on Tuesday, January 7th at 9 pm.

🎀 Spice Up Your Christmas…

Same song, slightly different flavor, same love for it.