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November 7, 2025 – GH Weekdays, Jack Threatens Josslyn, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Halloween Revels, October Tails, A Decapod Of Quotes & Weather

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🥢 Weekday Bites…                                                                        

Monday:

Sonny went Miller and Davis to see Alexis.

Laura said she had no intention of working with Sidwell, but he said he was confident they could make Port Charles a better place. She suggested if that’s what he wanted, leave town. She’d buy his plane ticket herself. He said he had a more interesting proposal.

Porta told Elizabeth that Jordan figured out she was pregnant and ran straight to Curtis.

Curtis went to see Jordan and told her that Portia was pregnant.

Dalton introduced Emma to Britt, but had the feeling they knew each other. Emma said Britt once had an unfortunate relationship with her father. What was she doing here? Brook said Emma was all grown up, but still annoyingly precocious, and Dalton said Britt was joining his research team. Emma said he couldn’t give that psycho access to his lab.

Ronnie hesitated to sign and said she needed a minute. Outback ran in grabbed the papers and ran. Drew yelled, stop that dog!

Tracy found Monica’s real will along with a note to her, and she cried as she read it. Monica wrote that she suspected debate and subterfuge regarding her final wishes, especially where Drew was concerned. She left the will with Alan’s diplomas where she knew Tracy would find it. Tracy said, oh my God. This is Monica’s real will.

Laura reminded Sidwell that he’d tried to kill Lucky, Anna, and Jason, and said she didn’t care that no charges had been brought. Sidwell asked if his behavior since arriving hadn’t earned him leeway despite the unproven accusations, and Laura wondered if he thought launching a Molotov cocktail into Charlie’s Pub won her over, but he said it was an unproven accusation bordering on slander. Mob violence predated him in Port Charles, and if she wanted to find a common denominator, look no further than her good friend Sonny.

Alexis asked what Kristina had done now, but Sonny said, Kristina was fine. She’d told him about Alexis’s defense strategy for Willow. Alexis said Kristina didn’t know what it was, but he said, she wanted to free Willow and blame Michael.

Curtis told Jordan that Portia admitted she was pregnant when he confronted her, but wanted to wait until her first trimester was over before telling Trina. They weren’t telling anyone else, but he thought Jordan should know. She congratulated him and said it sounded like he and Portia were presenting a united front. He said having the baby was the only thing he and Portia agreed on.

Portia said she’d hoped to make it through the first trimester and quietly run a paternity test, and Elizabeth asked if Curtis knew he might not be the father. Portia said, not yet. She was trying to relax and focus on a healthy pregnancy, but every time she turned around, someone was poking their nose in her business. Now Britt was back on the scene and Brad wouldn’t be too far behind. Elizabeth said, back in the spring, Portia’s conflict with Brad had her worried about Portia and the hospital. If Brad found out Britt was home and decided to come back to town, would it be a problem?

Emma said Dalton didn’t want to work with Britt. She’d faked her death and was a liar and embryo stealer. Britt told her not to forget doll cremator, and Emma said Britt would destroy his research or rip it off and sell it. Britt suggested Dalton do a more thorough vetting process. Another habit Emma hadn’t grown out of was acting like she knew everything, while being utterly clueless. She was risky to keep around. Britt left.

Ronnie told Martin to just print another, but Martin said it would have to be recertified and notarized. Ronnie said text her when it was ready, but Drew said she was going to stay and sign. No more delays. This ended today. Brook and Chase came in, and Brook asked what the yelling was about. Cody arrived and asked if anyone had seen his dog. She answered to Princess Pie when she felt like it. Drew told him to find his dog and the paperwork, or they’d both be out on the street, when Olivia and Ned joined them. Olivia said no dogs were being thrown out on the street on her watch, and Ned asked if Drew was master of the manor yet. Brook said, Outback stole the paperwork, and Drew said they were handling this today. The house would be his and they’d be out on their asses. Brook said he should be ashamed of himself, and Drew said what they wanted didn’t matter. He made the decisions and was finally taking his place as head of the Quartermaine family in the Quartermaine family home.

Tracy told Monica, I’ve got this. Buckle up, Ronnie. I’m coming for you. She dashed off.

Sidwell said Laura shared a grandson with Sonny, and she said, his point? He said her alliances blinded her to resources that were valuable to her and the city. If he took over the piers, it would generate hundreds of millions of dollars. He could personally fund the school district. She said that wasn’t how it worked and sounded like a bribe, which wasn’t how she worked. He wasn’t interested in creating revenue, but needed the piers to set up a criminal enterprise. He was a violent thug who left destruction in his wake, and she wouldn’t be his mouthpiece or front, and she would never be his ally.

Alexis said Drew burned down Michael’s life and no one could blame him for wanting revenge, but Sonny said it was the same for Willow. Why was Alexis representing her? Alexis said Willow deserved a defense and she owed it to Scout. If she didn’t represent Willow, Drew wouldn’t let her have time with her granddaughter. But the ultimate reason didn’t matter. She was a lawyer, and it was her job to give her client the best defense possible. Sonny said he could help point her toward another suspect that wasn’t Michael.

Portia told Elizabeth that the Brad issue had been dealt with, but she wished the consequences hadn’t been so severe. She and Curtis were on their way to a divorce and might be having a baby. She couldn’t help wondering what her life and marriage would look like without outside interference. She suddenly realized she had something she needed to take care of and left.

Curtis told Jordan that he was committed to having and loving the child, but a baby didn’t magically make problems disappear. Some problems could be worked through, but some couldn’t, and the reasons for the divorce hadn’t changed. He’d always love Portia and respect her as the mother of his children, but their marriage didn’t work and to pretend it did, helped no one.

Emma told Dalton that she was sorry. It was inappropriate and unprofessional, but she thought he was making a mistake. He said Britt was right. She had no idea what was going on. He’d hired her to organize his files, not offer unsolicited insight and insolence. She was never to disrespect Dr. Westbourne again. She was critical to his research and Emma’s interference wouldn’t be tolerated. She could see herself out. Emma left.

Michael said Drew would never be head of the family, and Ned said they were Quartermaines. Drew said Alan was his father, and Ned said, if Alan was alive, he’d be the first to disown Drew. Drew said, every one of his moves was out of Edward Quartermaine’s playbook, but Olivia said he didn’t know Edward. Brook said he was an interloper who no one wanted, and Drew said nothing he’d done had been good enough for the family. The one time he stepped out of line, they rallied behind Michael to kick him out and close the gate. It didn’t matter that he was of Alan’s blood. Michale said it wasn’t about blood. It was about loyalty. Olivia said, and love, and Drew said he wished Tracy was there to see his victory. Cody walked in with the slobbered-on paperwork.

Ned said there would be no coming back from this. What kind of victory was a family home without a family? Olivia said, an empty one, like the guy who was claiming it, and Martin said Drew’s signature was still valid. Drew said it was up to Ronnie. Sign and she could head back to Durham or wherever she wanted to go. Do this, and she’d never have to deal with any of them again. This house and everyone in it would just be a bad memory.

Emma found Gio on Lulu’s deck and said she couldn’t get her hands on the key fob. But she knew who had it and how to get it, and they’d use Rocco to do it.

Britt apologized for being late, but Elizabeth said she knew it was Britt’s day off. Britt said she could use the overtime, and Elizabeth asked if she’d heard from Brad. Britt said he was off the grid. If he knew she was alive and back in town, it appeared he didn’t care.

Sidwell said their conversation had been constructive and he fully respected that Laura and her office wasn’t not for sale, but please keep in mind not all transactions were monetary. Everyone had their price, even her. He left and she slammed the door.

Alexis told Sonny to take it to the police, but he said they already had a suspect. But there was another viable suspect – Dr. Portia Robinson.

Tracy yelled, hold everything! Stop what you’re doing! The sale of the house is null and void. This is the real will.

Tracy told Ronnie, don’t you dare sign, but Brook said, she didn’t. Olivia said Ronnie tore it up, and Tracy said, of course (🍷). Ronnie heard her coming and knew she’d be exposed for the fraud she was. Michael said Ronnie told them she couldn’t do it, and Olivia said, before Tracy came. Brook said they all saw it, and Ned asked what this was about. Tracy said she found the real will in a box with Alan’s diplomas, along with a letter from Monica. This is Monica’s Last Will and Testament. The real one. Martin said, how convenient. Consider the source. It’s most likely a forgery. Michael said, it was notarized, but Martin said, it hasn’t been probated. Ronnie said she didn’t know if it was real, but she did know the will leaving the house to her wasn’t. It was forged. Tracy said she knew it, and Olivia said, Ronnie forged her sister’s will? Ronnie said, no, he did, and pointed at Martin.

Emma told Gio and Rocco that Britt had the key fob, but Britt hated her. She couldn’t get close enough to Britt to lift it, but Rocco… Rocco said he didn’t know, but Emma said, Britt liked him and wanted to spend time with him. He was their best shot. Rocco said he wanted to help, but he didn’t feel right stealing, and Gio said, borrowing. Emma said Rocco liked Britt and she’d just started working for Dalton. Britt had no idea what she was involved with. He was saving her from going down with Dalton.

Elizabeth said she wasn’t sure it wasn’t that Brad didn’t care about Britt. When he left, it seemed like he came into money. Britt said, legally or illegally? and Elizabeth said it was anybody’s guess. He probably wanted a fresh start. Britt said, so she didn’t think Brad was icing her out? and Elizabeth said he may not know she was back, and left.

Curtis said he might not have known Portia was pregnant if not for Jordan being willing to tell him the truth, and Jordan said she was happy for him. Did they talk about the future? Did they both want the baby? Curtis said, yes, they both wanted the baby, but he wanted to be a loving, committed, present father and wanted her, just her.

Alexis said Portia was highly respected, whose reputation was beyond reproach, and Sonny said, until it isn’t. She said give her a plausible reason, and he asked if she remembered Drew’s ketamine trip. She said, Congressman Body Shots (🍷)? Who could forget? Sonny said, Nina confessed to being behind it, but she wasn’t working alone. Alexis needed to figure out where Portia was on the night the congressman got shot.

Ronnie said Martin got in contact with her before Monica died. He said he and Monica were friends. Tracy said, Monica would have tazed him if he’d gotten near her, and Ronnie said she knew that now. After Monica passed, he painted a terrible picture of the family, saying they were all spiteful people who would betray each other at the first sign of weakness. He was right about two of them, but not about the rest. Michael asked if she knew the will was forged, and she said she knew Martin’s plan to ensure Monica’s estate would go to – in his words – someone worthy of it. Tracy said, and she decided it was her? but Ronnie said, no. She didn’t want to go along with it at all, but then there was that day in the crypt. She was saying goodbye to Monica when Tracy walked in. She was so awful. She was cruel and disrespectful and disdainful. Then and there she decided to take Martin up on his offer. Tracy said, so it was revenge, and Ronnie said, yes. Tracy deserved it, but it was misguided and so wrong. Monica loved all of them so much, even Tracy. It was clear in all of her letters. Since then, she’d seen why she couldn’t take their home. They may not believe it, but she was very glad Tracy found Monica’s will. Now, finally, Monica’s wishes would be honored.

Jordan took Curtis’s hands and said she wanted to be with him too, so much. But what if he changed his mind? She’d be devastated to have then lose him again. She didn’t want to set herself up for that. She deserved more. He said she deserved the best and he didn’t want to give her less. It was just complicated, but he wasn’t giving up when they had a second chance. That was, if she wanted that too.

Alexis asked why Portia would do it, and Sonny said, shoot or drug Drew? She said, both, and Sonny said, find out if Portia had a legit alibi. If she did, great. If she didn’t… Alexis said, she might want to point the finger at Portia instead of his son.

Gio said, no one was forcing Rocco into borrowing the key fob, but it wasn’t like he was breaking in. Emma said the rest was up to them, and Rocco said, okay, he’d do it, but he wanted them to stick around and hand out candy. Gio said, absolutely, and Rocco said he’d be back soon. He left, and Emma said, what’s with the boxes? Gio said Tracy was staying there. It was her stuff. Emma said they were Quartermaine memories, and Gio said he felt bad. Monica loved that house. Emma said, and the people in it. It was his house too. His family. Ignoring it wasn’t going to change that.

Tracy said Ronnie was nothing more than Martin’s dupe. She fell off the turnip truck and fell into a multimillion-dollar estate. Ned said, why sell? and Michael said, it couldn’t be about money. Ronnie said, it wasn’t. Martin was blackmailing her. Tracy laughed and said, there it is. Ronnie said she wanted to come clean, but Martin said if she didn’t sell to Drew, he’d charge her with fraud. Tracy said there was still time and told Chase that she wanted Ronnie arrested. Drew said he didn’t know anything about blackmail and fraud. He just made an offer on the house. Ronnie said, as far as she knew, it was all Martin’s idea. Drew was entitled and really obnoxious, but he never threatened her. Tracy said, the jury was still out – for now, Get out. Drew said he wasn’t done, and left. Ned asked where Martin thought he was going, and Martin said they couldn’t hold him hostage. Tracy said the police could and told Chase to handcuff them both. Brook said Ronnie had been torn up. They can’t arrest her. Olivia said, obviously Martin was running the show, and Tracy said, maybe. And Martin thought Lodi was bad. When she was done with him, he was going to big boy prison. Cuff him. Chase put handcuffs on Martin, but Ned said he thought he had a better idea.

Britt’s phone chimed and she said she needed to step away. Elizabeth said, go for it, and Britt went to an examining room. Rocco came into the hospital and he watched Britt as she went inside.

Jordan suggested to Curtis that they take this thing slow and not jump into anything too quickly, especially something they couldn’t take back. When his divorce was finalized, he’d be a free man. Curtis said he understood. He definitely wanted to do it the right way, from start to finish. At the door, Jordan said she thought it was good for them to wait, and he said, so did he. She said she didn’t want to wait for this, and they kissed. Portia arrived and saw them.

Alexis told Sonny, no promises, and he said, all he asked… Drew showed up and said, what the hell is this? (Well, they do have a child together.)

Britt gave herself a shot as Rocco was about to walk in.

Gio told Emma that he thought he wanted nothing to do with the Quartermaines. Now that they were losing their home, he finally got what Tracy was trying to tell him the night of the Nurses Ball. These things belonged to the Quartermaine house. That’s where their memories lived, his memories, his history, his family. He was a Quartermaine too.

On the phone, Laura asked someone to call her as soon as possible. They needed to talk about Jenz Sidwell. It’s important. Martin came in, and she asked, what’s wrong? He said he found himself in the middle of a difficult and regrettable circumstance.

Olivia said, leave it to Monica to know there would be funny business about her will, and Tracy said she bet Monica didn’t guess it would come from her sister. Ronnie said she was truly so sorry, and Tracy said she was delivering Monica’s grandson’s inheritance to him intact. He was welcome. She handed the paperwork to Michael, and he asked if she read it, but Tracy said she was too busy breaking the laws of physics to get there. He said, Monica didn’t leave him the house. She left it to Tracy.

Tuesday:  

Drew said Sonny wasn’t Alexis’s client, and Sonny said, neither was Drew. Drew asked if Sonny was there feeding Alexis lies, and Sonny said if Michael wanted Drew dead, he’d be dead. Drew asked if that was a threat, but Alexis said they weren’t doing this in her office, especially today.

Portia showed up at Jordan’s place and said, sorry to disappoint her. Was she expecting Portia’s husband?

Marshall and Curtis hugged and Marshall asked, what’s going on? Curtis said he wanted to see Marchall’s face when he told him that Portia was pregnant. Marshall was going to be a grandfather again.

Britt heard the door open and yelled. Rocco said, sorry, and left. She followed.

Gio said if Drew bought the house, the Quartermaines wouldn’t be together. There was no place big enough. He hated that they were splitting up. Emma said they were still together now. Why didn’t he visit while they were still there?

Martin told Laura that he found himself in the middle of a difficult and regrettable circumstance. It turned out the will was forged, and Monica didn’t leave the house to Ronnie. Laura said Ronnie didn’t seem like the type to do anything underhanded. When did he find out? He said he already knew. He was the one who forged it.

Jason came in and asked what was going on, and Michael said there had been a change in the will. Tracy said he can’t have read it right, and Ned read that Michael would get all of Monica’s financial assets, with the exception of 66 Harborview Drive in Port Charles, New York, the house that was given to Monica by her husband Alan, the house where they raised their family. This she left to the sister of her heart – Tracy Angelica Quartermaine.

Laura asked, why? and Martin said Tracy Quartermaine was why. She came after him first. She turned his exes against him, bankrupted him, and he spent time in jail. Laura said he’d probably be spending more time there. Tell her everything. He said he used to work for the lawyer who actually wrote up the will. He got a copy online and saw the house was left to Tracy, which proved Monica wasn’t in her right mind. She’d just reconnected with her long-lost sister, who was basically the polar opposite of Tracy, who didn’t need or deserve the house. Ronnie Bard was decent, hardworking, and had a big heart. Tracy was like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse rolled into one. It was a twofer, payback with karma on top. So he tipped the scales toward justice. Laura said, is that what he did?

Jason said, so the will was fake? and Michael said, the real one said Tracy was the owner of the house and estate. Tracy said she thought the house would go to Michael, and Michael said he hoped she’d let them stay. She laughed and said, of course (🍷). They could all stay. Ronnie said she hoped Tracy knew how deeply she regretted her part in this. She was just grateful and touched that Monica left her the locket. Brook wondered if that’s all Monica left her, and Ned read, to my sister, I bequeath my oldest and most cherished possession, a locket, and the funds to purchase the house of her choosing in Duke Forest. Ronnie said that was her favorite neighborhood in Durham. She couldn’t believe Monica remembered that. She looked up and cried, saying, when I was 16, you threw me away. Now you’ve given me a house. Thank you so much.

Britt told Rocco, wait. She was sorry she yelled. He’d startled her. It was a hospital, and he couldn’t just barge in. Rocco said he saw her go in and thought she was alone. She said she’d seen a patient and was cleaning up, and he said, sorry. She said it was okay. Why was he looking for her?

Drew said he was paying Alexis a retainer and came to discuss Willow’s case, but not in front of Sonny. He also wanted to talk about Scout, but if she was too busy… Alexis said she thought she and Sonny were done.

Marshall told Curtis, congratulations, and said he was surprised. Curtis said they made one last effort to make their marriage work and Portia got pregnant. They still realized the marriage was over, but he was overjoyed about the baby. However, he wouldn’t have known if Jordan hadn’t told him.

Portia said she knew Curtis was running to Jordan, but had no idea Jordan was throwing herself at him. Jordan said Curtis was no longer Portia’s problem, and Portia said, Jordan was. She’d done everything to undermine their marriage and now told Portia’s husband that she was pregnant. That wasn’t right. Jordan said all she did was tell the truth, which Portia seemed incapable of doing. She’d been lying to Curtis since they’d met, and she kept doing it until Curtis had to save her from Drew’s blackmail. Portia said, Curtis told her, and Jordan said Curtis trusted her and she valued that trust. She told him that Portia was pregnant because she knew Portia wouldn’t. Portia said, Jordan told him because it was the opening she needed.

Curtis told Marshall that Portia claimed she wanted to get through the first trimester before she told him, but after talking with her, he thought there was a good chance she wouldn’t have said anything until they filed for divorce. That would have made it harder to push for parental rights. Marshall said he heard a lot of speculation, but wasn’t sure how Jordan fit in, and Curtis said he found himself leaning on Jordan. Marshall said, leaning on or toward?

Portia said Jordan had been thirsting for Curtis for some time, and Jordan said Portia wouldn’t be threatened by her if she wasn’t so insecure. She created the distance with her lies and secrets. Portia said, so Jordan rolled the dice. She had to know there was the possibility of Curtis coming back for the sake of the baby. Jordan said it didn’t look like that happened, and Portia said Jordan used something wonderful to turn Curtis against her, but Jordan said Portia did that all on her own.

Sonny said he hoped Drew wasn’t blackmailing Alexis, but Alexis said he was her client. She’d have Diane follow-up with their earlier conversation. Sonny left, and Drew said it was good Alexis had her priorities straight. Alexis said Scout always came first, and he said that’s why he came. There had been a change of plans.

Britt asked why Rocco why came to see her, and Rocco flashed back to saying he’d steal the key fob. He asked if she’d like to grab a coffee, and she said she’d love to, but she was working and couldn’t leave. Maybe another time? He said, sure. He also wanted to let her know that he told his mom that he had dinner with her, her mom, and Nathan – after the fact. She was a little mad. Britt thanked him for the heads up and said maybe he should have called. Wouldn’t his mom be madder if they had coffee? He said, probably. See her later. He started to dash out and literally ran into Sidwell. He said he was sorry, but Sidwell said it was quite all right, and Rocco left.

Gio said he didn’t know if he was going, and Emma asked if he was still mad at the Quartermaines. He said, not anymore. And Lois made him see that Brook did want to do the best for him at the time. Emma asked why he was still holding the Quartermaines at arm’s length.

Martin told Laura that he knew it looked bad, but Ronnie was truly the salt of the earth good people. Laura asked him to skip to forging the will, and he said, because of Tracy, he lost everything. She deserved to be taught a lesson. Monica wanted Ronnie to have a house, and he made sure it was that one. Laura asked about the PickleLila relish, and he said, nice touch, right? He promised he hadn’t changed anything else and got no monetary compensation. He just wanted a little justice. Ronnie didn’t want to go along with it at first, but then she met Tracy. Tracy was so awful, Ronnie decided to go along with the plan. In a way, you could say Tracy brought it on herself. Laura said she could say a lot of things, but she wasn’t going to. Was he also the reason Ronnie agreed to sell to Drew?

Michael said the only thing that was changed was which house Ronnie got. Ned said, add to that a jar of PickleLila, and Tracy said, Monica would never be that cruel. Jason said Michael told him Ronnie said she wouldn’t sell even before Tracy showed up with the real will, and Ronnie said she couldn’t do it. Everyone was so kind to her, except Tracy. She was sorry she let it go as far as she did. She felt like she let Monica down. Jason said they all made mistakes – Monica made a few of her own – but owning up to them showed Ronnie’s real character. Ronnie thanked him and he left.

In the foyer, Chase asked if Tracy still wanted him to arrest Ronnie and Brook said, please. Drop it. She got what she wanted and more than she expected. The house was hers. Tracy said, all right. She wouldn’t press charges, but she was only letting Ronnie go because of Monica. Ronnie said she was very sorry about everything that happened. These were Tracy’s. She handed Tracy the keys, and Tracy said now she could lock the doors when she threw Ronnie out.

Alexis said Drew had a fund raiser in DC and Scout was going trick-or-treating with her, Kristina, and Molly, then sleeping over for a Davis Girls’ night. Drew said Scout was having a tough time today and wanted to be with her dad, so he was taking her to DC. Alexis said it was no longer a fun day because it was the day Scout lost her mom. But she was wondering why he was doing this today, when Scout should be surrounded by people who loved her mom and shared her grief and happy memories. She should be with family, including him. Why didn’t he bring Scout over to her place? Maybe they could put everything aside and be together for Scout’s sake.

In a stairwell, Sidwell asked if Britt and Dalton came to an understanding, and Britt said Dalton was a snake. He immediately suggested they cut Sidwell out and take the work to someone else, splitting the profits 50/50. Sidwell said, accept his offer, and Britt said she’d crunch numbers for him, but wouldn’t be a spy. He said she’d do what he told her to do. If not for him, the medicine that kept her upright and functioning would be withheld, and Huntington’s would make her a prisoner in her own body.

Martin said Drew wanted the house, so he made it happen by threatening to expose Ronnie, and Laura said, for going along with the plan he created? He said he didn’t force Ronnie. Initially, it was her choice. Laura said, don’t tell her that he really believes that. She didn’t think he’d be there if he’d gotten away with it. He said, Ronnie cracked. She decided she cared too much about the rest of the family and told the Quartermaines everything. To make matters worse, Tracy showed up at the 11th hour with a copy if the real will. Laura said, thank God for that. Was he going to be arrested? He said that was up to her.

Ronnie said she’d pack her stuff and be gone tomorrow, but Tracy said, leave now. She could pick up her things tomorrow… by the gate. Olivia said it wasn’t right, but Tracy said she wasn’t giving Ronnie the opportunity to steal anything else from the family. She was lucky she wasn’t in prison. Michael said he thought Tracy owed Monica more than throwing Ronnie out, but Tracy said Monica wanted Ronnie to have a house in Durham, not here, because she wasn’t family. She never was and was never going to be. Be grateful for her freedom and get out of her house.

Gio told Emma, the Quartermaines had the reputation of lying and stabbing each other in the back. Did he want to become a part of that really? Emma said, if he kept his distance, he’d stay safe, but he might miss out on something he really loved, like the violin. He thought music was worth it the night of the Nurses Ball. He said, it was, and she said, wasn’t his family?

Martin told Laura that Ned said the Quartermaines wouldn’t press charges if she personally asked them not to, and Laura said that was incredibly lenient, but Martin thought it was diabolical. The worst punishment was her look of disappointment. She said she didn’t think disappointment covered it. Okay. She’d call the Quartermaines. He thanked her and said he was grateful, and she said he should be. And not just to her. What he did was illegal and underhanded and just plain stupid. He could lose his law license. He won’t be able to shove this off. She was sorry, but he couldn’t live with her and Doc anymore. He had to move out. Sonny knocked at the door and asked if it was a bad time. Laura said they were just finishing up, and Martin said she was telling him what he did was illegal, yet she couldn’t manage to cut ties with Sonny Corinthos. How was that fair?

Curtis told Marshall that the connection was still there, but he and Jordan hadn’t crossed any lines. That hadn’t eased Portia’s jealousy though. Marhsall asked where they stood. Would the divorce be amicable enough to raise a child together? Curtis said he didn’t think they’d stay amicable when Portia realized he wanted to be with Jordan.

Portia said she didn’t tell Curtis about the pregnancy to spare him the pain in case she miscarried. Jordan never thought about that, and just assumed her pregnancy was another opening to make herself look good and her look bad. Jordan said, not everything was about Portia. She was never out to get her. Portia said it didn’t matter. Jordan was welcome to try meeting Curtis’s impossible standard. Jordan said being honest with her husband shouldn’t be an impossible standard to meet, and Portia said Curtis would end up disappointed like last time. Jordan might have Curtis, but she’d never get Portia’s child.

Drew said, Alexis was inviting him to her house? and Alexis said she’d do anything to make things comfortable for Scout. So, yes, he was invited to join them. Drew asked who else would be there, and she said, Kristina and Molly, and she would like to invite Danny. He’s Sam’s son and Scout’s brother. Drew said, absolutely not. Danny couldn’t control himself around him and would cause a scene and make it worse. If she let Danny around Scout, she’d never see Scout again.

Sidwell asked how fast Britt deteriorated without Faison’s experimental medication, and she said he made his point. She’d tell Dalton that she’s in. He asked if she thought Dalton had been approached by other buyers or was he blowing smoke, but she said she didn’t know. She’d find out. He said, see that she did, and left.

Britt came out and saw Jason at the reception desk.

Olivia said Tracy wasn’t making sense. Ronnie was Monica’s sister, which made her family. It was cruel. Tracy asked how she was the bad guy. Ronnie tried to steal the house. Michael said that proved she was one of them. She stood up to Drew and tore into him. Ned suggested Tracy take the win without humiliating Ronnie, but Tracy said, that’s not the Quartermaine way. They defeated their enemies and made examples of them. Olivia said maybe it was time to make a change, at least a little, and Brook said if Tracy insisted on throwing Ronnie out, they were leaving too. Tracy said that was ridiculous, and Ronnie said they didn’t need to do that. Olivia said Leo was out trick-or-treating, so she could pack some bags, and Ned said he’d help her. Michael said him too. Tracy had lost her mind. Brook said admit Ronnie was part of the family or they were leaving, and Tracy said they could all get out.

Marshall said Portia wouldn’t be happy about Curtis going back to Jordan. She’d always had insecurities about their relationship. Curtis said he’d never given her a reason, but Marshall said the heart didn’t always need a reason. He was sure the connection could be seen. Curtis asked if Marshall had an issue with him and Jordan, and Marshall said, no. He was happy for Curtis and hoped they both had a future together if that’s what he wanted. But the baby was the first priority. Curtis said he was committed to being a hands-on father, and Marshall said, the last thing he wanted to do was end up in family court, fighting for the next 18 years.

Emma told Gio that maybe getting close to the Quartermaines was risky, but maybe it was worth it. Rocco came back and Gio asked how it went with Britt. Rocco said, not great.

Jason said he brought the insurance card for Britt’s car. He figured she’d need it. She tried to take it and dropped it. He put it back in her hand and asked what was going on. She said, nothing. She was just busy. He asked, what was upsetting her? She could tell him.

Laura asked Sonny to excuse her for a minute and told Martin that she wasn’t cutting ties with Sonny and he couldn’t live in her house. Sonny didn’t live in her house. Martin said he lived there. He did business there all over her city. If he was out by Sunday, was that acceptable? She said it was fine, and Martin left. Sonny said he came to give her a heads up. Sidwell confronted him at the MetroCourt and it seemed like Sidwell was putting him on notice. Laura said her too.

Ronnie said she didn’t want the family to split up because of her. It was her fault. She went along with Martin’s fraud. Tracy told her not to be a martyr, and Ronnie said she was agreeing with Tracy, but Tracy said she didn’t need any help. Brook said it wasn’t about Ronnie. It was about her grandmother’s need to control everything. It didn’t take anything away from her to accept Ronnie into the family. Tracy asked if she was saying it was okay for Ronnie to go along with Martin’s fraud, but Brook said, no, but making a mistake – even a big one – didn’t exclude her from the family. Michael said, it was a requirement, but Tracy said she wanted Ronnie gone. If they didn’t like it, they could leave. Brook said, please don’t do this. Don’t be spiteful. Take it back. She knew Tracy and her heart. She was kind, generous, and warm, but none of it would matter if she didn’t stop being so vicious. She loved Tracy, but couldn’t keep making excuses for her. Please, back down.

Alexis told Drew that Danny wouldn’t be not seeing Scout. Would she be seeing both of them tonight? Drew said he didn’t want to put a strain on the evening, so he’d stick with the original plan. He’d go to DC and Scout would stay with her. When he came back from DC, he’d hear her plan to free Willow and make Michael look guilty. As soon as Willow was acquitted, he’d make sure Michael was arrested. He left, and Alexis looked at her notepad and read, Portia alibi?

Jordan wondered why Portia would think she was trying to take her baby? Curtis was the baby’s father, and a father had rights. Portia said she wanted Curtis to be part of the baby’s life, not Jordan. Jordan said when and if she and Curtis finally got together, it would be between them and Portia didn’t have a say. Portia said Jordan took Curtis, but wouldn’t take her child. When it came to Jordan or her baby, she knew who Curtis would choose. Portia left.

Curtis said he agreed with everything Marshall was saying, but even without Jordan in the equation, the marriage was over. Marshall asked if they’d filed, but Curtis said not until the investigation into Drew’s shooting was over. They needed spousal protection, so they weren’t compelled to testify against each other. Marshall said, so two good reasons to keep his distance from Jordan until the divorce was final.

Rocco said he was sorry. He was useless and it got awkward. He just wanted to get out. Emma said it was okay. He did the right thing. Gio said they’d find another way, and Rocco told them he said he’d get it and he would. He blew it this time, but Britt was nice and he knew he could try again. Emma said, we’ll see, but Rocco said he wasn’t being brushed off. He needed to save the animals in Dalton’s lab. He knew he could get close to Britt again and when he did, he’d get the key fob.

Jason asked if Britt’s symptoms were coming back, but she said it had been an emotional day. Rocco was there earlier. He barged into an exam room, she was startled and yelled. From the way he ran out, she didn’t think she’d be hearing from him again. He said Rocco wouldn’t be scared off that easy. He wanted to get to know her better and he thought Rocco should. She could be somebody good in his life. She told him, ridiculous. It was Halloween, not April Fool’s Day. She walked away.

Laura said Sidwell wanted her to publicly endorse Measure C and denounce Sonny. He was fixated on getting the piers and she was afraid of what he might do to make that happen. Sonny said, don’t worry. He’d get Sidwell to leave her alone. She said he couldn’t, and he said Sidwell didn’t fight fair. She said she appreciated his concern, but she couldn’t come to him to solve her problems. She’d deal with Sidwell in her own way.

Ned said it wasn’t too late for Tracy to change her mind, but she said Ronnie needed to leave immediately. And if the rest were going with her, get out. She opened the door, and they looked at each other. Ronnie left, and they followed, Ned last. He said Tracy needed her family. She had her whole life to learn that lesson and it still hadn’t stuck. Don’t throw her family out for spite. That wasn’t why Monica gave her the house. He left, and she slammed the door.

Wednesday:

Turner meets Sonny at hatchet range and said, a hatchet range on Halloween. What could possibly go wrong?

Gio went to the Quartermaine mansion and found Tracy. He said he thought Ronnie kicked her out, but Tracy said there had been a reversal of fortune… in her favor. Apparently, Monica hadn’t given the house to Ronnie. Monica gave it to her.

Outside of Bobbie’s, James complained to Spinelli and Felicia about not going to the street that had full-size candy bars. Felicia said they would have been late. They promised James’s dad they’d stop by so he could see James’s costume. They went inside and James ran to Cody.

Molly asked what Scout was looking at, and Scout said her friends were posting about her school’s Trunk Or Treat. Kristina said it wasn’t too late to go, but Scout said she didn’t want to dress up. She used to love Halloween. Not anymore.

Danny went to Alexis’s office, and she asked if she was keeping him from his Halloween plans. He said it only brought back memories of losing his mom.

Jason went to Anna’s office, and she said she needed a favor. He and Britt had a good relationship, right? Jason said he wasn’t sure really… and she said Britt trusted him more than anyone. She needed him to talk to Britt for her, because she needed to know if Faison was still alive.

Kristina said it was okay to feel sad, and Molly said they were sad too. Kristina said Scout’s mom would want her to celebrate, and Molly asked if Scout wanted to stay home and watch Hocus Pocus. Scout said she guessed that would be okay, and Molly said she ordered something better than candy. It was a surprise. She left to get it.

Felicia introduced Cody to Nathan and said he was James’s riding instructor and friend. James said, and his uncle. Did Cody like his costume? This year, he was a real cowboy, like Cody. Cody said they were Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and James said, who? Cody said, never mind. He was old. James asked if Cody wanted to help him sort candy, and Cody looked at Nathan. Nathan said, go ahead, and went back to his table. Felicia followed and sked if he was all right. He said it was hard to compete with a real-life cowboy. Felicia said James was eager to get to know Nathan. Give it time and they’d form their own special bond.

Turner said Sonny promised her a home cooked meal, and Sonny said he was going to make pizza, but changed his mind and made lasagna. She wouldn’t mind after tasting it. She said they were eating lasagna here? and he said he paid the owner to use the oven. She asked if he’d rented the space, and he said there were no customers or staff. They could eat there, and her reputation would be intact. She said it was considerate… unless it was a trap. He’d invited her to a space with sharp weapons and no witnesses. He said if she didn’t feel safe, she didn’t have to stay, but she picked up a hatchet and said she didn’t scare that easily.

Tracy said she’d found the real will before Ronnie had a chance to sell to Drew, but Gio said Ronnie decided not to go through with it. She said if he believed her family’s story, it happened before she got there, but it wasn’t Ronnie’s to sell anyway. He said he came over to help everyone pack, but they were probably celebrating. Where was everybody? Tracy said she kicked them out.

Jason said, when Jack told Anna that Faison and Sidwell had been working together, he didn’t mean to imply Faison was alive, but Anna said she’d been to the funerals of two people who came back to town. Forgive her if she needed certainty. After Faison’s death, it was the first time she felt like she could breathe again. Now she had the familiar feeling in the pit of her stomach of Faison’s presence.

Alexis said Danny had been strong, especially for his sister. He didn’t have to hide his grief, especially from her. She knew he missed his mom. They all did. Danny said he did miss her a lot, but he could deal with it. It was Scout she should be worried about. He wasn’t alone, but thanks to Drew, Scout was. It wasn’t fair. Alexis agreed and said Drew was wrong, and Danny said, the worst part was, when his mom went into surgery, the one thing she asked him to do was look after Scout. Now he couldn’t do that. He couldn’t even see her. Alexis said none of this was his fault, but he said he’d screwed up. He let his mom down.

Kristina decorated pumpkins with Scout and said, Scout’s mom was so good at this. Scout said she liked hearing about her mom. Her dad didn’t talk about her. He only talked about Willow. Kristina said she loved talking about Scout’s mom. So did Molly and her grandma. If Scout missed her mom or wanted to hear stories about her, come ask.

Spinelli asked how it was going, and Nathan said he was trying to hide his jealousy over James being more attached to Cody instead of him. He was grateful that James had so many people in his life who cared about him, especially since Maxie wasn’t there. Felicia said, one night, James had a nightmare, and Cody was the only one who could help. Spinelli said that’s why it was imperative that they didn’t disrupt James’s life and he was surrounded by his loved ones. Nathan asked if that was a polite way of telling him not to enforce custody.

James said Cody could have all of the lollipops, since he said he liked them, but Cody suggested they check and see if James’s dad liked them. James said, when they were done sorting, when Molly approached the table. Cody asked what was in the box, and Molly said, Halloween cupcakes. Cody asked James if it was okay if he helped Molly take them to the car. Molly said she didn’t need help, but Cody insisted.

Turmer threw a hatchet, and Sonny said she threw it like she throws a softball. She said she’d improved greatly, but he said she was on the bench halfway through summer. She said she learned by watching other people play. She kept coming to make sure he didn’t cheat again, but just because she hadn’t caught him didn’t mean he didn’t cheat. Sonny said he’d managed to slip through her fingers once again.

Anna said she knew it sounded crazy, but Jason said, no. He knew she was scared of Faison. He’d done terrible things to her and other people. Anna said she felt guilty because she hadn’t stopped him early on, but Jason said she wasn’t responsible for Faison’s actions. She said maybe she felt like his reign of terror was her fault since he came to Port Charles because of her. If somehow he was still alive, she wanted to finish him. Jason said he’d be happy to talk to Britt. He’d asked her if Faison had any connection to the Five Poppies, but they’d had to put the conversation on hold. When he circled back, he’d fill her in. Anna thanked him and said she felt he was the only person she could trust. He thanked her and said he’d shot Faison. It wasn’t staged. It was real. The man was dead.

Danny told Alexis that he should have sucked up to Drew and acted sorry. Then maybe he could see his sister now. Alexis said, he could apologize a thousand times and it wouldn’t have changed. When Drew saw Danny, he saw his father. It wasn’t Danny or his father’s fault. It was all Drew’s fault. Danny said he couldn’t stop himself from ripping into Drew, and she said that was his mom. When she had something to say, she said it, and didn’t care what anybody thought. Danny said he missed her, especially tonight. He couldn’t believe it had been a year. She said neither could she (me too), but what made it bearable was him and his sister. When she looked at them, she saw the best parts of Sam and Sam lived on through the two of them. They hugged.

Scout asked what Kristina missed the most about Sam, and Kristina said, Sam loved adventure. She was always sky diving or scuba diving or riding motorcycles. And she could fix anything. She was really smart. Sam would tell her that it was okay to be sad, but it was important to have hope and remember that tomorrow could be a better day. Scout said sometimes it was hard, and Kristina said she was in a tough place right now, but she wasn’t alone. Sam was watching over her and Scout had her and Molly and her grandma. She was a Davis Girl, and they stuck together no matter what. Kristina and Scout hugged.

Spinelli said he was asking Nathan’s intentions and apologized for not being more direct. Nathan said he got it. It was a complicated situation. He had rights, but as much as he’d like to be a full-time dad, he didn’t think he was ready for it and neither was James. Spinelli asked if that meant James could continue living with him and James’s sisters, and Nathan said, yes. They’d revisit it down the road, but for now he’d like to get to know his son better. Cody said he had to help Molly and hustled her out. Outside, she asked what was wrong with him, and he said James was ignoring his dad because of him and Nathan felt bad. The cupcakes were an excuse leave when Molly came in. Molly said, that was actually really thoughtful.

Tracy told Gio that when Ronnie was exposed, she told Ronnie that she was no longer welcome and to leave immediately. Her family took exception and told her that she should apologize because Ronnie was family. Gio said he understood why she was mad, but Ronnie had already come clean and felt bad about it. She asked if he was siding with Ronnie, and he said Ronnie had been a regular at Bobbie’s since he started and he’d gotten to know her. She made a mistake, but she was still a decent person. Tracy said Ronnie tried to steal her home and he wanted her to apologize because Ronnie chickened out of her own scheme? He said he thought she should cut Ronnie some slack, but she said she wasn’t in the slack cutting business. If her family couldn’t accept that, they were free to live somewhere else. The good news was, there was more room for him.

Turner said the lasagna was mind blowing, and Sonny asked if that meant she forgave him. She said, for trapping her in such a way that she couldn’t prosecute his son? The PCPD was prosecuting Willow, not Michael. She didn’t have to recuse herself. He said he strongly suggested she did.

Anna said she knew it sounded far-fetched that Faison was alive, but Nathan also took a bullet to the chest. Jason said, Nathan was younger and stronger. Faison was old and battling Huntington’s Disease. There was no way he’d survive. She said, when it came to Faison, she had no rationale. It was like a form of PTSD. The fear just overwhelmed her and she felt paralyzed. He said maybe that’s exactly what they wanted, and she said, who? He said, Sidwell and whoever he was doing business with. Maybe they were using the threat of Faison to mess with her head.

James gave Nathan a lollipop, saying Nathan told him grape was his favorite when he was in the hospital. Nathan thanked him for remembering, and Felicia asked James to tell him what happened at Mrs. Somebody’s house. James said when she opened the door, her cat Toodles ran out, climbed up a tree, and wouldn’t get down. Spinelli said a squad car came by and the officers retrieved the cat, and James asked if Nathan rescued any cats when he was a cop. Nathan said he did, but the cat wasn’t happy and scratched him all the way down. Spinelli said, Toodles wasn’t happy either, and James said too bad Nathan couldn’t come with them. Maybe next year. Nathan said he’d love that.

Molly said she had to stop assuming the worst about Cody, and he said he’d done some stupid things. She said he was also kind, considerate, and heroic, like when he rescued her dad from the woods. She had to get going, but promised to look for ways to stop the sale of the Quartermaine estate. He said she didn’t have to. It was no longer going to be sold.  

Tracy said she knew it was awkward with Gio and his parents, but Brook and Olivia were gone, and Dante would want to clear out. He had his pick of rooms. Gio said things were good at his grandfather’s, but Tracy said he wasn’t safe at Sonny’s. He asked why she thought Monica left her the house in the first place, and she said she had no idea. She thought it would go to Michael. He said, the will didn’t say why? and Tracy said, nope. He asked if she wanted to hear his theory, and she said, nope, but he said he was going to tell her. He thought Monica left the house to her because Monica trusted her to hold the family together. Tracy laughed.

Jason said he had no trouble believing that Faison and Sidwell worked together. Now that Faison was dead, it seemed that Sidwell and his new partner realized making Anna think he was still alive would work to their advantage. She asked, how so? and he said she was a great Police Commissioner. If she was in her head and looking over her shoulder, it gave them a better chance of accomplishing their goals, whatever those might be. She said, the right form of manipulation, and he said, exactly. Don’t fall for it. His phone chimed and he said it was Danny. He had to go. She thanked him for talking her down, and he said if she needed him, let him know. She said it went both ways, and he left.

Turner said she couldn’t prosecute Michael because of her personal dealings with Sonny. That wasn’t an issue with Willow. Sonny suggested she have one of her assistants do it, but she said it was a high-profile case involving a US congressman. No way was she handing it off. He said, Alexis would put her on trial. She’d make Turner look like an overblown prosecutor out to make a name for herself by picking on innocent Willow. She said she knew Alexis was good at her job, but so was she. She wasn’t going to lose. He said, winning was just as bad. It was going to earn her the wrath of Congressman Cain. He’d do everything he could to make sure to end her career. She was damned if she did and damned if she didn’t. She asked if he was trying to protect her, and he said, yeah. She said she didn’t buy it for one second.

She said she could literally feel him working an angle. Her first guess was that he wanted someone with less experience. Michael would be safe, and Willow was the mother of his grandchildren. For their sake, he’d want Willow exonerated. Everyone would get off scot-free. He said it was no secret that she wanted to take him down, but to do that she had to keep her job. His advice was to stay clear of the trial.

Molly opened the box to a bunch of squashed cupcakes, and Scout said they looked really Halloweenie. Kristina asked, what happened? and Molly said, the cupcakes were a little manhandled. They’d still taste great. She ran into James and his family. Scout said she bet James was dressed like a cowboy, and Kristina wondered if he was the only cowboy. Molly said, Cody was there, and Kristina asked if he had anything to do with the manhandled cupcakes. Molly said, he did, but his heart was in the right place. She went to put the cupcakes in the kitchen.

Danny said, Alexis thought he was like his mom? and she said, 100%. He had her resolve, loyalty, and compassion, all of her best qualities. He said that meant a lot, and she said Sam would have been proud to see the young man he’d become. She was. Jason knocked at the door and asked if Danny was ready to go. Danny gave Alexis a bag of peanut butter cups and asked her to give them to Scout. They were their mom’s favorites and Scout loved them too. Tell her they were from him. He left with Jason and asked where they were sleeping tonight. Jason said he had good news.

Tracy asked why Monica would trust her to keep the family together, and Gio said she had already been doing it. She fought for her grandchildren to stay there when Michael was in the hospital. She stopped Drew from demolishing the crypt. She prevented the house from being sold. She said that was because she was always up for a good fight. She wasn’t the glue that kept the family together. She was too harsh and unforgiving. He said all they’d asked was for her to acknowledge Ronnie as part of the family and act a little nicer. That’s what heads of the family were expected to do. Whether she was ready or not, she was the head of the Quartermaines now.

In the car, Anna left a message for Jack. She said call her back when he had the chance. Sidwell and his associates were using the specter of Faison as a smokescreen. Maybe if they pooled their resources, they could figure out who Sidwell was working with. Call her back. As she started the car, someone in the back seat put a cloth over her face.

Turner said Sonny’s motives were suspect, but his argument made sense. She could end up in a no win situation. Sonny said, pass it on to someone else, but she said, no. She was a damn good prosecutor, and she’d beat Alexis and find a way to placate Congressman Cain. When she put her mind to something, she could overcome any odds. She threw a hatchet and got a bullseye.

Felicia put a birthday cake with one candle on the table, and James said, she got his mom a cake? Felicia said it was her birthday, and James said, but she wasn’t there to blow out the candles. Spinelli said, maybe James could do it for her, and Felicia said his mom would like that very much. Nathan asked what his mom would wish for, and James said, to be there with them, and blew out the candle.

Alexis arrived home, and Kristina said, Molly got cupcakes they weren’t allowed to eat until she got there. Alexis said she had something better, and brought out the bag of peanut butter cups. They toasted with the candy and said, to Sam. Scout said, to mommy, and they had a group hug.

Tracy said she wasn’t head of the family. It wasn’t a job she was suited for. Gio said, Monica thought she was. That’s why she left the house to Tracy. The house would tie her to the family and the family to her. Tracy asked if it was a hostage situation, and he said, exactly. Admit it. She needed them as much as they needed her. She said he was right. She needed her family and so did he. Jason came in with Danny, and Danny said there were no cars. Where was everybody? Tracy said she didn’t know, but hopefully they’d all be home soon. She looked at Gio.

Anna woke up cuffed to a chair in a basement or warehouse or wherever kidnappers put their victims. She yelled, help! Anybody! A man’s voice came over an intercom said, be at peace, Anna. You’re on your way to a new life. She yelled, noooo!

Thursday:

Lucas was on the phone about a patient when Ava came out. She told Lucas that she couldn’t hear enough about urine output first thing in the morning, or ever. But she was glad she was up because they needed  to have a serious conversation about his exit strategy.

Jack told Josslyn and Vaughn that they had no ID on the person running the operation at the Five Poppies. They knew it was the final project of Cesar Faison and Faison had been working with Jenz Sidwell. Sidwell was their next target. Josslyn wondered if they were going in through Sidwell’s son.

Jordan said the polls were too close to call. The city seemed to be evenly divided on Measure C. Marco said they’d have to call in every favor, and Sidwell said there was too much invested to lose. Pascal entered the room, and Sidwell introduced him to Jordan as his new butler. Pascal asked if he could offer them some coffee.

Britt brought Portia coffee, but Portia said she was fine with her tea. Britt said she needed a teeny tiny favor.

Alexis thanked Felicia for coming by, and Felicia asked what Alexis needed her to do. Alexis said, that depended on whether or not Felicia still had her PI license.

Ned, Olivia, Dante, Brook, and Chase went into Bobbie’s and Ned told Gio, breakfast for five. Dante said it looked like they’d be his new regulars.

Tracy answered the door to Ronnie, who said, Tracy wanted to see her?

Jack told Josslyn that Marco was where he was headed. Sidwell had retained him as an attorney. Vaughn said they didn’t know if Marco was aware of the project, much less involved, but Josslyn said they were close and lived in the same house. Jack said Josslyn’s Uncle Lucas was Marco’s boyfriend, which made Josslyn their way in.

Ava said she’d enjoyed having Lucas there and they’d gotten to know each other, and Lucas said he knew the apartment wasn’t big enough for both of them. She said, that’s it. Of course (🍷) he could stay until he found a place. Did he have any idea when he would? He said Marco had been dropping hints about living together and it would be great, but it was too soon.

Jordan said, barring mayoral support, it was highly unlikely Measure C would pass, and Marco said the mayor was in Sonny’s pocket. Jordan said they needed a back-up plan. Maybe Sidwell should look at another property on the waterfront. Sidwell said, absolutely not. The piers were across from Spoon Island and ideal for moving cargo. The piers were a blight on the city, as was their owner. Sonny Corinthos must be stopped.

Felicia said she kept her license up to date. Why? Alexis said she needed a PI and Felicia was in the unique position to investigate this particular matter. Felicia assured her that what Alexis said would stay between them whether she took the job or not, and Alexis said she needed to know Portia’s whereabouts the night Drew was shot.

Portia said, Britt wanted her to sponsor her reaccreditation as a doctor in the state of New York? Why? Britt said her talent was being wasted for no good reason, and Portia said, she’d faked her own death. Britt said going into hiding was personal and had nothing to do with her work, but Portia said it was fraud. Britt said no charges had been filed. She’d been in a fugue state, but was better now. Portia asked how she was feeling healthwise, and Britt said her symptoms seemed to be under control. That’s why she wanted to do what she was trained to do while she was still healthy. Portia said she understood, but had a full plate, and Britt said she’d take care of the red tape. All she needed was Portia’s support.

Gio said, congratulations. He heard Drew didn’t buy the house. Tracy told him when he stopped by. He thought they might need help packing, but was glad he was wrong. Brook said they might need help after all. They all moved out.

Tracy asked if Ronnie wanted some coffee. She supposed tea was out of the question… Too soon. Ronnie said she didn’t want anything. She had no time, so cut to the chase. She knew Tracy’s family wouldn’t come back until Tracy apologized to her. So let’s hear what you’ve got. Tracy said Ronnie attempted to hoodwink her family out of their estate. Luckily, she was unsuccessful. She thought Ronnie probably came clean to avoid a lengthy legal battle… but she’s very grateful that Ronnie admitted fraud… and very sorry if her reaction to Ronnie’s flagrant deceit upset her. Ronnie said, okay… Apology not accepted.

Jack said Josslyn was close to Lucas, and Vaughn said, because of Colette, Sidwell probably knew Josslyn was WSB. Jack said Josslyn would be dealing with Marco and Lucas exclusively. She’d have to walk a fine line and convince Marco that she was simply Lucas’s young friendly niece. Josslyn said she would and asked if all her assignments would involve her lying to her family.

Lucas told Ava that when he lived in Boston he didn’t date or socialize. He just threw himself into his work. When he came back, he had to face Brad. He thought they could be friends, but they fell into old patterns. In Miami, they fell into each other’s arms… almost. Brad admitted blackmailing Portia, and he was mad at himself for trusting Brad, so he had a few too many and there was Marco. Ava said he traded way up, but he said that wasn’t the point. There had been no time between Brad and Marco. What if Marco was just a rebound?

Sidwell said the most effective legal route was the election. If his sway with Mayor Collins was unsuccessful, he’d have to find another way to persuade her. In the meantime, he was looking at Jordan and Marco to see the campaign through to the end. Jordan spoke French to Pascal about coffee and welcomed him to Port Charles.

Ronnie said, it wasn’t a sincere apology, but Tracy told her that she’d said the words, I’m sorry. Ronnie said she didn’t want the family to deprive themselves of their home because of her. So she’d tell them Tracy apologized. Tracy said, no time like the present, and Ronnie said she’d tell them Tracy cried too. She was trying to help put the family back together again. Monica didn’t leave Tracy the house because Tracy cared about the property. She left it to her because Tracy took care of the entire family. She’d do anything to protect to protect them. Tracy said she protected the family from Ronnie, and Ronnie said she was glad. She made a terrible mistake, but the rest saw past that and welcomed her with kindness. She’d never forget that. Tracy had yet to admit she ever did anything wrong. Tracy said because she hadn’t.  

Felicia told Alexis that it made sense to cast suspicion elsewhere and Portia made some sense. The bad blood between Curtis and Drew was very public and rumor had it that Drew targeted Stella in the insurance investigation. Alexis said he did. She defended Stella and Drew instigated all of it. Felicia said Portia must have been furious that Drew used his political power to go after Stella, but that didn’t mean she’d shot him, and Alexis said she wasn’t accusing anyone. She was just looking to find out if Portia had been on call. If she was, it wasn’t an issue, but if she wasn’t, Alexis wanted Felicia to keep looking.

Portia said she needed to know Britt was committed to the job, and Britt said she wasn’t going anywhere. Portia said it was one thing to say it and another to actually do it. Why didn’t they revisit it in six months? Britt asked if that wasn’t when Portia would be going on maternity leave.

Lucas said he had legitimate concerns and it wouldn’t be fair to Marco to take the next step if he wasn’t sure, and Ava said she wasn’t telling him to move in with Marco. It was clear Lucas had deep feelings that had nothing to do with Brad. Don’t let a bad thing ruin a good thing. He said he wasn’t sure it was going to work out, and she said he wanted a guarantee, but there were no guarantees in life. The only guarantee was that if he didn’t choose to move on, he never would.

Marco wondered if it was wise for Sidwell to bring Pascal to Port Charles, but Sidwell said Pascal had the perfect cover. He’d done an excellent job at the Five Poppies and if the election didn’t go their way, they’d need a new strategy, which was in Pascal’s wheelhouse. Marco said he needed a favor. He’d like to ask Lucas to move in. Lucas was crashing with his Aunt Ava, and his living situation wasn’t ideal. Things were great between them, and he thought they were ready to take the next step. Sidwell said he was happy to hear it. Under normal circumstances, it would be fine, but most of Port Charles believed they were law abiding citizens when they were anything but. They were undertaking two monumental tasks – Faison’s final project and obliterating Sonny’s hold on Port Charles. One was illegal and the other effected Lucas’s family. They clearly had strong feelings, but don’t let Lucas become a liability. Marco said he could protect Lucas, but Sidwell said the best way to do that was to keep him far away.

Olivia said, Ronnie made several mistakes, and Dante said she committed actual crimes. Olivia said, but she couldn’t go through with it because she was a stand-up woman. She was talked into doing bad by that shyster Martin Green. Brook said, but she wouldn’t have gone through with it if granny hadn’t been so horrible, and Olivia said, Tracy finally got what she wanted, but couldn’t let it go. She said Ronnie would never be a member of the family and kicked her out. Michael said Ronnie was a member of the family and they walked out with her in solidarity. Gio asked what the end game was, and Brook said they wanted Tracy to apologize. When she did, they’d move back in. Ned said he needed to get an appointment with Lucy. They all did. His mother would die before she apologized.

Tracy asked what she did wrong. She’d been defending the family home, Monica’s legacy. Ronnie said Tracy had been judging her from the second they met. She took one look at Ronnie and decided she wasn’t good enough for the family and was here to pull a fast one. Tracy said she was right, but Ronnie said she was wrong. She’d come to say goodbye to her sister and hoped to meet some of her family. Thankfully, she did and they were wonderful to her. They made her feel like a part of the family. She thought that was her sister’s final gift to her – a family. She started to cry and said, so if Tracy said a proper apology, she’d accept it. Otherwise, just put a sock in it. Tracy said, what did you say?

Portia closed the door, and Britt said she could recognize a pregnant woman a mile away. Portia was avoiding coffee and the cafeteria, and looked exhausted… She meant, glowing. Portia said she preferred to keep it private until after her first trimester, and Britt said privacy was important during early pregnancy, but what else was important was that she was trying to get in the good graces of the medical establishment. Portia said, and if she agreed to sponsor Britt, Britt would keep her mouth shut. Britt said Portia was a fantastic problem solver.

Felicia said she’d search Portia’s schedule and patient records, unless it violated HIPPA. She’d be in touch and let Alexis know what she found. Alexis thanked her and said she knew Felicia had a full plate with Nathan. Was there any word on Maxie? Felicia said, Maxie was stable – no better, no worse. Last night, they had a birthday party for her at Bobbie’s. James blew out his mother’s candle. It was really hard, but good. The children missed their mother because they loved her of course (🍷), but more important, they believed in her. Alexis said they all believed in Maxie.

Jack said, if Sidwell succeeded in taking the project to fruition, it would cause innumerable miseries, and Josslyn said she’d do it and keep Jack apprised of her progress. Vaughn asked to speak with Jack in private, and Josslyn left. Vaughn said he was going to say what Josslyn couldn’t. The job was way too dangerous.

Ronnie asked how much she needed to repeat, and Tracy told her that she’d said, put a sock in it. That was something Monica used to say to her all the time. Ronnie told her that they always said that to each other as kids, and Tracy teared up. She said, okay. She was sorry that Ronnie didn’t get to reunite with her sister before she died. She was sorry that she judged Ronnie before she took the time to get to know her and so sorry she doubted Ronnie’s love for her sister and her sister’s love for her. She didn’t know if Ronnie could, but if she could find it in her heart, please forgive her.

Vaughn said there were too many variables in Port Charles that could lead Sidwell to ID Josslyn as an agent working an op, and Jack said, that’s why he was going to keep close eyes on her. She knew how to avoid Sidwell. Vaughn said she didn’t have experience in evaluating risk, and Jack said Vaughn’s personal feelings were clouding his judgment. Vaughn said he was overestimating Josslyn’s ability to understand this was absolutely imperative, and Jack asked if Vaughn understood. Vaughn said he did, and Jack said Marco was the only way in and they’d take it regardless of the risk. They had to shut the project down.

Josslyn went to see Lucas, who asked, what was the occasion? She said she had some free time and hadn’t bugged him in a while, and he suggested it wait until after breakfast. He’d make her an omelet. She said, absolutely, and he said she’d just missed Ava. She told him not to take it the wrong way, but how did he live with that woman? and he said he thought she’d be surprised how much she had in common with Ava.

Marco said Lucas had no use for Sonny and would probably vote for Measure C, and Sidwell said, what of the other matter? What they were doing was highly illegal and very dangerous. What if Lucas saw something he shouldn’t? Marco said it was a huge house. Half the time, Lucas was at the hospital, and they’d be together most of the time. It wouldn’t be a problem. Sidwell said, maybe, but why take the chance? and Marco said Lucas was being cautious about taking the next step. Pascal listened in, and Marco said he knew already that Lucas wanted to live together. He’d mentioned it briefly once before. He honestly believed once Lucas was there, he’d realize the next step wasn’t so scary and could be really great. He was falling in love with Lucas.

Gio said, don’t sign any leases yet. Tracy might surprise them. Ned said possibly, but his mother’s surprises were never good ones. Ronnie walked in and Olivia asked her to join them, but she said she just came to get a coffee to go. She was going to the airport and going home to Durham, but she was glad she ran into them because she just came from Tracy’s house. Michael said they all considered her family, no matter what, and Brook said, no matter what Tracy said, they did care about her. Ronnie thanked them, and Gio asked what Tracy did. Ronnie said, she didn’t apologize at first, but then…

Tracy opened the door, and everyone was there. She said they were back, and Ned said, rumor had it she apologized to Ronnie, and they owed her an apology as well. Brook said she was sorry. Tracy knew something about the will wasn’t right. She was right and they were wrong. She was wrong. Michael said so was he. He should have trusted her judgement and had the will investigated for forgery. He should have supported her. Olivia said, Tracy knew what Monica wanted and was willing to fight again for her family to make it happen. She didn’t know what she was thinking banning Tracy from the MetroCourt. Tracy said neither did she, and Olivia said she was sorry. Brook said she was sorry for questioning Tracy’s movies and intentions. She should have trusted how close Tracy and Monica were instead of giving her grief. Tracy said she was used to it, and Ned thanked her for sticking to her guns, fighting for the family, and showing how far a Quartermaine would go to protect those they loved. She worked things out – Tracy said she did – and they’d like to come back. Tracy said, welcome home, and Ned told everybody to show her how glad they were. Tracy said, no, no, no! but they enveloped her in a group hug. She laughed and yelled for help.

Gio said he was glad he saw Ronnie before she left town, and she said she knew he was working and came to see him. She also figured she’d pass on the news that Tracy apologized. She didn’t expect to see the whole family. He said, neither did he, but he wasn’t shocked. Tracy would do literally anything to keep the family together, and not just for Monica. All she had to do was say a few words, apologize, and it would be okay. Ronnie said, for some people, especially people like Tracy, nothing was harder than to say I’m sorry and mean it, because they thought it was risking too much if it should go sideways. He said, that was true of all of them sometimes, and she said it was also true that if you had the courage to say the words, most of the time, it worked out. It did for her. She could have ended up in prison. He said, here she was, and she said, here she was. She came to Port Charles to find a sister she lost a long time ago, and she did, but she also found a family. He said, even Tracy. You took the bad with the good. She said, he was so very good. She hoped he would allow her to consider him family too, and he said it was more than all right. She said, in that case, could she offer a tiny bit of unsolicited advice from his Aunt Ronnie? One day, he might say a few words to Brook and Dante. He said, maybe one day he would, and she said she hoped so. She had to get going and call her Ride Share. He said his shift just ended and he didn’t let family take cabs to the airport. He’d give her a ride. He held out his arm and she took it, saying she’d like that so very much.

Portia said, here’s the deal. She’d help Britt. She knew Britt was a good doctor and believed she wanted to stay at GH. But whatever influence Britt thought she had over her would go away soon. Everybody would know she was pregnant, but Britt would still need her help. So straighten up and fly right. Her word went both ways with the licensing board. She could help Britt or sink her.

Alexis said she knew it was hard for Felicia, and Felicia said she knew how much Alexis was missing Sam, especially now. They hugged, and Felicia said she’d let Alexis know what she learned about Portia. Alexis thanked her and she left.

Sidwell asked Pascal, open up the north tower and air it out. His son and his boyfriend were moving in together. Pascal said, if he may, while having Sidwell’s son here was wonderful, was cohabitating wise given their current endeavors? Sidwell said Lucas made his son happy. He trusted Pascal to keep an eye on Lucas and keep him away from anything he should go near. Should he learn something he shouldn’t, given his ties to the community, he would need to be dealt with.

Josslyn said she and Ava were nothing alike, and Lucas said, they both couldn’t stand each other and were stubborn and direct. Ava didn’t shy away from telling him it was time to move out. He appreciated her being direct rather than getting resentful. He thought she and Josslyn had a similar approach. They said what they thought. Josslyn had a better track record with honesty, but he learned a thing or two from both of them. He could stand to take more risks, especially with moving on from the past. She told him, easy to say; hard to do, but he said, eventually he’d have to take that leap. She asked if he was talking about a speculative leap, and he said he’d tell her over breakfast. As they headed for the kitchen, there was a knock at the door. Lucas opened it to Marco, who said he knew it was sudden, but hear him out. They should move in together.

Jack told Vaughn that he told Anna, he thought her concerns were overblown, but the truth was, she was right. Faison was a lunatic and whatever his plan, they needed to stop it. Vaughn said it would be easier if they knew what it was, and Jack said, whatever they thought, it was worse. His phone rang, and when he answered, Anna said, something happened.  

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Laura goes to Jack’s office, and he thanks her for coming. She says he’s welcome. Unless of course (🍷) the real reason is that he’d like to advocate for Charlotte to have more visits with Valentin. In that case, she has to warn him that he’ll be wasting his time, and hers. He says he invited her in her official capacity as mayor. He’s afraid it’s about her Polica Commissioner. She says, Anna? Does he have some kind of problem about how Anna is doing her job? He says, Laura is the one with the problem. Anna’s not doing her job at all. She’s gone.

At Bobbie’s, Emma tells Charlotte that she managed to get her hands on the PCU master key, but by the time she had her hands on it, Dalton had beefed up security to the lab. So now the only way to access it was with a key fob. Charlotte asks how they get their hands on one of those. Emma sees Britt at the counter.

On the phone, Britt says she’s not coming in. The mayoral debate will be a nightmare with the traffic. If they need her call. Better yet, don’t. She orders a triple-shot latte, when Emma says, it’s on her. A peace offering.

Lucas says, Marco wants him to move in? and Marco says he knows it’s a big step and they have a lot to consider and discuss. It’s a conversation he’d like to have… if Lucas wants to. Lucas says he does. Just not in front of his niece. Josslyn waves to Marco.

Lulu tells Charlotte, look what she found, handing her a tablet. She moved one of Tracy’s many boxes, and there it was. She also found ten dollars. Charlotte says they’re all having a great day, and Lulu says, now that the electronic emergency is over, she has news about Charlotte’s father.

Steinmauer. Valentin says he wasn’t expecting to see his lawyer quite so soon, and Carly (as Miss Saunders) says, don’t get used to it. If all goes according to plan, he’ll never see her in this place again.

Jason tells Sonny, the deal is done. The Rochester piers belong to them now. Sonny says, so if the election goes sideways, he’ll still have operational ports, and Jason says, it’s a decent back-up plan. Sonny says, it’s convenient and efficient, and Jason says, and expensive. Sonny says, moving to Rochester is a stop gap, not a permanent solution, and Jason says, there’s a simpler solution to all of this. Sonny says, getting rid of Sidwell.

At Windymere, Ava says, the piece will be perfect on the wall above the stairs in the east wing, and Sidwell says, given her eye for art and exquisite taste, he’s more than intrigued. He was hoping for her input on another subject. She asks, what would that be? and he says, Sonny Corinthos.  

Ava says she does her best not to disappoint her clients, but she’s afraid she can’t be of assistance. When it comes to Avery’s father, her policy is to maintain a healthy distance from Sonny’s affairs. Sidwell says he understands and guesses that there was no amicable parting of the ways, and Ava flashes back to Sonny about to shoot her after the fire she started. She says, they’ve had their ups and downs, but after years of conflict, they’ve found a fragile peace and she’d like to keep it that way. He says he does not in any way mean to threaten her arrangement. All he wants is what she has – peace with Sonny. He’d like her expert opinion on how to achieve that. She says her hunch is that once Charlie went up in flames, any chance of peace went up with it, and he says, she can’t suggest… She tells him that she’s not saying it was his doing, but Sonny must think it was. Sidwell says, Sonny’s imagination is rather limited in that regard, and she says, if Sonny Corinthos perceives him as a threat to his children, there will be no peace, no compromise, and there will be no place to hide.

Jason says, Sidwell wants the piers and will stop at nothing to get them, and Sonny says he doesn’t use them for anything illegal anymore and doesn’t want to put them into the hands of someone who will. Jason says, if they lose the vote, they lose the piers, but they won’t have to worry if Sidwell is gone, and Sonny asks what Sidwell is bringing in. Jason says, rare earth minerals, which are dangerous, but he can’t find anything else. Neither can Brick. Sonny says, they’ve got to figure out what Sidwell is into. If Boyle beats Laura, that will mean Sidwell has a congressman and a mayor in his back pocket. Looking at the polls, it could happen. Jason says, if it does, it will be harder to stop him, and riskier. So it’s time maybe to take a shot before it’s too late.

Lucas says he and Josslyn were just talking about breakfast, and invites Marco in to score some. Josslyn says she’s going to head out. They’ll catch up another time. Hi, Marco; bye, Marco. She tells Lucas that she won’t say anything to anybody, and leaves.

Marco says, so much for his big romcom moment, and Lucas says, despite his niece being here for Marco’s grand romantic gesture, his timing was kind of perfect. Ava said it was time for him to go. Marco says, so it works in Lucas’s favor, and Lucas says, it does, but he can’t move in with Marco. Not right now. Marco asks, why not?

Britt says she’ll let Emma buy her a latte, and tells the server, cold foam triple shot and the biggest most expensive muffin you have. Emma asks them to add it to her bill and suggests they grab a seat while they wait. They sit down, and Britt says, peace offering, huh? What’s going on? Is she sick? Emma says she was just trying to apologize, and Britt says, since when would she do that? Emma says, since they were in Dalton’s office. She was really out of line with the things she said. She reverted to the bratty little girl who hated Britt years ago. She was wrong, not to mention unprofessional. Britt says, she was, and Emma says she’s very sorry. Nothing like that will ever happen again. She looks forward to working with Britt and Dalton. Britt says she hates to burst Emma’s bubble, but they won’t be working together. Emma isn’t going anywhere near the lab.

Lulu says, Jack Brennan is talking about moving Valentin from Steinmauer to a prison stateside, and Charlotte asks, where exactly? but Lulu says she doesn’t know yet. If her father is transferred, she’ll have more access to him and be able to see him more. Charlotte says, and the more information Brennan can get from him, and Lulu says Charlotte is too smart for her own good sometimes. She doesn’t want Charlotte to get excited. The deal might not happen. They have to wait and see. Charlotte says she knows things with her dad are complicated, but seeing him without crossing an ocean sounds great. Lulu says she’s happy that Brennan can possibly make it happen, but to say she was worried would be an understatement.

Valentin says, their partnership isn’t even off the ground yet and Carly is walking away? She’s leaving Josslyn at the mercy of Jack Brennan? He thought she was a better mother than that. Carly says, at least her children never had to visit her while she was interred in a maximum-security prison, and he says, there’s still time. She says she’s more determined than ever to protect her children and take Jack down. Now he’s made it more easy than ever.

Laura asks what Jack means, Anna is gone, and he says he received a phone call from Anna and the WSB recalled her to do a classified assignment. She says, no. Come on. If that was true, she would have heard from Anna. She wouldn’t just walk out on the job. Jack says he realizes the timing is an issue, but they made their pitch, and she had to decide then and there, and she says, and Anna told them yes and got on a plane. He says he’s only recounting the information he was given, and she says, what if she’d like to hear it from Anna herself? He says, as is so often the case in situations like this, she’s unreachable, and Laura says, of course (🍷) she is. The thing is, there’s a process to take a leave of absence from the police department. Is he telling her that Anna skipped that? He says he understands it’s inconvenient, and she says, how long will the city of Port Charles be without their Police Commissioner? He says, all he knows is that Anna isn’t returning until the op is complete… assuming she returns at all. She says, do her a favor and pretend she has a whole life outside of this office. Tell her what he’s not telling her.

Britt says, if Emma thought her peace offering meant she could work in the lab, the lab is for authorized personnel only, and she’s not authorized. Britt’s phone rings and she digs in her bag, then dumps it on the table. As she talks, Emma tries to finger the key fob out. Britt says, you again. I’ll never tell you who I’m voting for because it’s none of your business. Call again and I’ll find a way to ruin your life. She tells Emma, nothing is private anymore, and Emma says, doesn’t seem like it. Britt thanks her for her apology and says she’s happy to put the past in the past, but understand the lab is off limits to her. Emma asks, why? and Britt says, thanks for the coffee, and leaves.

Jack says he promises he’s told Laura everything he knows about the Police Commissioner’s status, and Laura says she doesn’t know too much about his promises, and he says he extends his heartfelt apology to the city of Port Charles and her personally. And he extends the WSB’s assistance in Anna’s absence. She says, no thank you. She doesn’t want the WSB invading her city. He says, nor does he, but understand that the needs of national security outweigh those of local law enforcement. The WSB will keep its distance wherever possible, but she can’t shut them out. She says, okay. One thing. Her granddaughter Charlotte has already had a difficult life and she’s not a commodity to be traded for information from Valentin or anybody ever. Understand that? He nods, and she says, good, and leaves.

Marco says he knows he and Lucas have only dated a short time, but look at everything they’ve faced, more than most couples do in a lifetime. It proves they have what it takes. Lucas says he feels like it’s too soon. Like how everything rolled out with Brad. Marco says he’s not Brad.

Sidwell says he believes he, Sonny, and Ava share one thing in common. They’ll go to any lengths for their children. Ava says she supposes they share a protective nature in that regard, and he says, the recent episode with Marco made that abundantly clear, and she asks if he’s referring to Marco’s disappearance and the rumor that Sonny was involved. He says, very little escapes her. Does she think Sonny is responsible? She tells him that she might say that the timing of Marco’s disappearance was interesting, coming so soon after the fire at Charlie’s. It’s also interesting that after Marco’s reappearance, her nephew Lucas had quite a fight with his sister Carly, who’s Sonny’s ex. He moved out and it was pretty obvious it had something to do with Sonny. He says, as insightful and intelligent as she is beautiful, and she says, truer words…

At the hospital, Felicia is on the phone and says she was wondering what Brook’s schedule looked like. Spinelli is going to drop James off at the Quartermaines’ for his riding lesson with Cody. But he has a school function with Georgie and can’t pick him up, and she’s at work. A guy who looks like he could be a friend of Yuri’s comes in carrying a folder overflowing with papers, and Felicia says she knows Brook is working too… Thank you. She thought she was going to have to cancel James’s lesson and he’d have to join Georgie and Spinelli and who knows what trouble he’d get into? The guy sits down on a nearby bench and puts in earbuds.

Josslyn goes to Jack’s office, and he asks if she was able to get intel on Dr. Jones. She says she didn’t get much of a chance. Marco showed up while she was there. He says, that was convenient. What did he want? She says, he wanted her uncle to move in, and he says, that’s exactly the type of break they need, but she says, if Sidwell is as much of a threat as he thinks, the closer her uncle gets to Marco, the more danger he’s in.

Lucas says he knows Marco isn’t Brad, but he’s not sure he’s ready to house hunt, and Marco says they don’t have to commit to finding their own place yet. Move into Windymere with him. Lucas says, Marco wants him to live at Windymere? He’s on call and can’t live on an island. Marco says his dad made it easier to go back and forth to Spoon Island… Unless that’s not really the issue and Lucas is just looking for an excuse not to move in with him. He knows Lucas is scared. He’s scared too, but losing his mother made him realize that once you’ve found someone who makes you happy, you don’t push them away. You pull them closer. He loves Lucas. Lucas doesn’t have to say anything, but he needed to say exactly how he felt. He loves Lucas and wants to be around him all the time. Lucas makes him so happy.

On the phone with Cody, Felicia says, it all worked out. Spinelli will drop James off at the Quartermaines’ at the regular time and Brook will pick him up at 4:30… Is he sure? There’s nothing James loves more than helping in the stables, but she knows it’s an awful lot of work for him. She heard how last week James dumped out a barrel of oats, and the week before he tried lashing Tracy’s saddle out and dropped it. Then Cody spent hours polishing it. James would be there every day if they let him.

Lulu says, if Charlotte’s father is transferred to a prison here in the US, she’ll be seeing him more often. But every visit will raise the risk of her becoming leverage for anyone wanting to pressure Valentin, not just Jack. Charlotte says she doesn’t care about the risk. Seeing her dad is worth it. Lulu says she understands why Charlotte feels that way, but it’s her job as a mom to analyze the risks and if they should be taken. Charlotte says, if Grandpa Luke was alive and in prison, what would she do? and Lulu says, at Charlotte’s age… Who is she kidding? At any age, she would have done anything to see her father, no matter the risk.  Charlotte says her dad always put her first. When he knew she was in danger, he sent her back to Lulu. He won’t let her visit if he thinks it’s too dangerous. Lulu says she hopes that’s true, and Charlotte says, it is. Plus, her dad is valuable to the WSB. That means she is too, and they’ll protect her. Lulu says, they might, but it’s not their job; it’s hers. This isn’t about what’s happening right now. There could come a day when her dad’s value to the WSB is gone. What happens to her then?

Sonny says they need to think about making a move on Sidwell from every angle, especially with the authorities, and Jason asks what he means. Sonny says, here’s the thing. Turner is keeping an eye on him and Sidwell, like a hawk. She knows there’s bad blood. Jason says, with the judge getting killed and the custody case, and Sonny says, she turned up the surveillance on him, yeah, so if he makes a move on Sidwell… Jason says, they’ll hand her the evidence she needs, and Sonny says, she’s very ambitious. She wants to make a name for herself. She has her eye on Scorpio’s job. Jason says, and bringing Sonny down would do it, and Sonny says, here’s the other thing. She’s keeping an eye on her cops. Since she’s watching them, that means the WSB has eyes on Sidwell. Jason says, it’s a safe bet, and Sonny says, before they make a move, they have a fight on both fronts, local and federal, not to mention that the personal repercussions could be worse.

Carly tells Valentin that she planned the idea with Jack to move him to a prison in the US. He discussed the idea with Lulu and she’s open to it. Valentin says he certainly sees why that would make it easier, and she says, Jack is in the process of making the transfer now. He says, they have the proof they need that she’s Jack’s blind spot.  

Laura says she’s sorry to interrupt, but was wondering if Emma heard from her grandmother recently. Emma says she has. She left a voicemail. She’s out of town. It had something to do with the WSB. Laura said she heard the same thing. If Emma hears from her grandmother and could let her know she was asking about her, that would be great. She’ll leave Emma to her work. Charlotte joins them, and Laura says, oh my goodness. How lucky to run into them both at the same time. She hugs Charlotte and says she feels like she hasn’t seen her in ages. Does she have a couple of minutes to catch up? Charlotte says, right now, she has to talk to Emma, but she’ll text Laura and they’ll make a real plan to hang out. Laura says she would love that, and goes over to Lulu.

Laura sits down with Lulu and says, so beautiful. Did she interrupt something? Lulu says she and Charlotte were just having a lighthearted conversation about super max prisons and intelligence agencies. Charlotte made a strong case for more visits with Valentin. She’s sure Jack Brennan is thrilled.

Carly says, Jack listened to her suggestions and implemented them, and Valentin says, that’s from a man who questions everyone and analyzes every interaction for an ulterior motive. He doesn’t seem to do it with her. She says, Jack takes her at her word. He trusts her. Valentin says, that works beautifully for them, but they need to be vigilant. Jack is the most observant, savviest Bureau agent he’s ever known. If you make a mistake, he’ll spot it a mile away. Her deception has to be flawless. She asks if he thinks she can do that, and he says, she already is. She says, when it comes to protecting her daughter, she’ll do anything, and he says, it’s important she use her tenacity and skill, but she needs to understand the consequences. If Jack sees through her deceit, the retribution will be swift and merciless. He won’t just eliminate the target. He’ll eliminate everyone connected to the threat as well.

Jack says, they discussed the strategy at length. Josslyn was to get intel on Sidwell’s business and its relationship to Marco. Josslyn says, before she discusses how them moving in together, if Lucas says yes, he’s no longer dating Sidwell’s son. He’ll be in Sidwell’s world. She can’t stand around and let him get pulled deeper into that criminal family. Jack says she can and will. It’s her job. She says she needs to warn Lucas. She can tell him that she thinks he’s moving too quickly. She won’t mention Sidwell. He says, she can’t. If she does, she’ll be committing treason. If she does, he’ll have her arrested and taken out of Port Charles permanently.

Ava says she has a new piece that would be perfect where she envisions it. If Sidwell agrees, she’ll see him in person. Sidwell says he’s sure the work is beautiful. He’ll make an appointment with the gallery. She says, he’s welcome anytime, and he says, as is she here at Windymere. She does brighten up the house with her excellent taste and presence. She says she has to be on her way. Duty calls. He says he’ll walk her out, and takes her to the door. He says, until next time, and she leaves. Britt comes out and says, thank God. She thought Ava would never leave.

Sonny says, the fallout from the kidnapping drove a wedge between Carly and Lucas, and Jason says he knows Sonny hates when the family is affected by the business. Sonny says, Lucas threatened to go to the police and he did, so if they take Sidwell out, it’s going to be a problem. Lucas had no problem going to the police. He used to be family, but now he’s nothing but a wild card.

Lucas says, Marco makes him happy too, and Marco says, happier than living with his aunt in this tiny apartment? Lucas says, yes, way happier, and Marco asks what Lucas says. Should they give it a shot? Lucas says, yeah, let’s go for it, and they kiss.

Laura tells Lulu that she’s on the same page as Jack Brennan, but she thinks the guy is dangerous. He proved it again this morning. Lulu says, how’d he do it this time? and Laura says, without any warning, supposedly Anna has gone off the grid and doing a WSB assignment. Jack Brennan left her with no Police Commissioner on the eve of the mayoral debate. Ezra Boyle is breathing down her neck and she’s worried if he gets wind of the fact that Anna… Lulu says, he’s going to spin it into something to use against her, and Laura says, as if he needs more ammunition than he’s already got. Lulu says, that ammunition being Sonny.

Sonny tells Jason that Lucas getting close to Marco is a bad thing because Marco still thinks he killed Natalia. If they take out Marco’s father, he’ll double down and drag Kristina and Alexis into it. Jason says they know Alexis well enough to know she won’t be okay with them making Marco’s father disappear, and Sonny says he doesn’t want to be on bad terms with Alexis and put Kristina in the middle of the friction. He doesn’t think taking out Sidwell is worth alienating everybody he cares about.

At the hospital, the strange guy goes to the desk. He hands Felicia the overstuffed folder, deftly catching a pencil he knocks off the desk. He heads for the elevator, and Felicia says, wait. What is this?

Valentin says, if Jack Brennan discovers he and Carly are working together, he’ll whisk Charlotte away under the guise of the Witness Protection Program. There will be no warning, no mercy. Carly says, what about her? Doesn’t he think Jack would come after her directly? He says he thinks Jack would go through Josslyn and use the WSB to do that. One day her daughter would be there, then just vanish. She’s gone.

Jack says, the WSB takes precedence over all other considerations, including family relations, and Josslyn says she gets that. He says he doesn’t think she does. They had this conversation a number of times and it never seems to stick. Stay close to Lucas. Make sure she knows what Marco confides in him. Make sure she’s the one he comes to. Like it or not, Lucas is possibly their most valuable asset.

As they approach Windymere, Marco gives Lucas a key and says, his home is their home. Lucas says, sounds perfect. Should they tell his dad the news? Marco says, first, he has some business to take care of, and Lucas says, what? Marco says, that, and kisses Lucas.

Sidwell says, isn’t Britt the sneaky one. How did she get in? Britt says she used to live here. She knows how the place works. He says she was careless. What if she had been seen? She asks if he prefers that she call ahead, even if someone is listening in, and he says, fine. Get on with it. How is their problematic friend Professor Dalton? She says, Dalton is serious about cutting him out. He’s getting new buyers and inquiring about her father’s network. Sidwell says, best stay on him then, but Britt says she’s not a spy. She does the science part of this. Dalton is vile. Pay him off and send him away. Sidwell says he doesn’t take orders from her. He’ll keep Dalton as long as he wants. Luckily, she’s blooming with excellent health. Lucas and Marco come in.

Charlotte asks if Emma got the key fob, but Emma says, no. She was so close. She practically had it in her hand, but she couldn’t risk Britt catching her. Charlotte says, don’t worry. They’ll get it eventually. Emma says, that’s not good enough. It has to happen tonight.

Lulu asks what she can do to help, and Laura says, thanks, but she can’t. It’s up to her now. She’s got to be at her best tonight. She has to convince voters that Ezra Boyle has no character. He lied to his own constituents so he could get what he wanted. Lulu says, tonight could make or break Laura’s campaign, and Laura says, tonight could make or break Port Charles.

Emma tells Charlotte, tonight is perfect. PCU will be packed for the mayoral debate. Every security guard and administrator will have eyes on the auditorium. Charlotte says, it’s the perfect cover, and Emma says, the science building will be deserted. No one will notice her getting the evidence she’s been chasing since California. But she can’t get in without a key fob. She can’t believe she blew her shot. Charlotte says she’s got this. Leave it to her.

Carly says she knows Valentin thinks Josslyn and Charlotte are going to end up in Jack’s crosshairs, but as far as she’s concerned, they’re already there. Jack put her daughter in harm’s way and looked her in the face and lied about it. She has no choice but to fight back. Valentin says, all right. Give him everything she hears. Jack’s phone calls, routine, schedules. She asks what she’s looking for, and he says, give him everything she can. He’ll know what’s useful when he sees it. If Jack is starting the transfer, he should be stateside in a couple of weeks. She can fill him in then. She says she will, and he says, Jack thinks he’s invincible, but he has two weaknesses – his ego and you. There’s nothing they can do to stop his ego, so it’s just her. Together, they’ll bring Jack to his knees.  

Jack says, they’ve never been this close to Sidwell. Josslyn, and Josslyn alone, is in the position they need to take him down. If she doesn’t see it, all their work will be in vain. Josslyn says she won’t try to stop Lucas from moving in, but he says she has to do better than that. Encourage it. Be supportive. Get him to do it. He calls Vaughn on the phone and says he needs increased surveillance on Dr. Lucas Jones. He and his partner may be moving into their possible landing spot – Windymere… Yes. Jenz Sidwell’s address. Take the proper precautions to do this.

Sidwell says he invited Dr. Westbourne to Windymere because he was looking for a concierge doctor. But she wasn’t forthcoming that she’d lost her medical license. Lucas says, it’s just Miss Westbourne now, and Britt says she’s going to get her accreditation back and be back at GH sooner than he thinks. It will be just like old times. Sidwell says he thinks they’re finished. He’ll see her out. They leave, and Marco asks if Britt can really get her license back and be around patients… and people… and Lucas. Lucas says he thinks it’s possible. She might be a monstrous person, but she’s a good doctor. At least she was before she died. Marco says, if she becomes a doctor again, what does that mean for him? and Lucas says he doesn’t know, but he wouldn’t cut out bare knuckle boxing in the breakroom. Marco laughs, and Sidwell returns. He says, that’s done. He can’t believe she thought he’d overlook the fact that she’s no longer a doctor, let alone let her practice on him. They laugh and he says, it boggles the mind. But he didn’t want to be unkind. Miss Westbourne has been through a lot. It’s best not to mention her at the hospital. Lucas says he’s happy not to talk about Britt anywhere, and Sidwell says, they look happy. Has something happened? Marco says, Lucas agreed to move in, and Sidwell says, fantastic. Outside, Britt listens in at the window, and Sidwell says, welcome to your new home.

Sonny says they need to know what Sidwell is doing, who he works with, and what Marco’s role is in this. Killing Sidwell has to be a last resort. Once they’re out of options, they’d do it. Jason says, understood, and Sonny says, when the time comes… Jason says, I’ll be ready.  

On Monday, Brook asks Dante to promise something stays between them; Isaiah suggests Portia go to the police to clear things up; Alexis tells Willow that she has potential good news; and Sonny tells Michael that they have to make this go away now.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

Wish we could keep her… sniff… I doff my cap to the wonderful work she did with every scene partner she had, especially Jane Elliot.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-goings-erika-slezak-reflects-on-ronnie-run-on-eve-of-final-episode-excl/

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/ghs-erika-slezak-and-yrs-roger-howarth-dish-their-real-life-one-life-to-live-reunion-excl/

Revoilà Pascal!

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-comings-goings-the-familiar-face-arriving-in-port-charles-revealed/

Reflections on Carly.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/photos/laura-wright-marks-20-years-as-general-hospitals-carly-relive-her-two-decades-of-drama/

A prayer request. Was she skiing or was it something stupid?

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-star-carolyn-hennesy-undergoes-surgery-prayers-are-welcome/

Something fun.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/photos/behind-the-scenes-stars-from-general-hospital-young-restless-and-more-share-octobers-best-snaps/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Beyond Deck Mediterranean

Chef Josh made a break for it because he didn’t want to lash out. In his interview, he said his nickname in the kitchen was Rottweiler. The primary bitched about the excursion being in a bad neighborhood, and when Josh got no complaints about the meal, he said it was the best compliment this d*ck could come up with. They seemed like people you just couldn’t please, and they called Josh to come and discuss dessert, an amazing fruit concoction served in a coconut bowl. It was hard to believe there was anything to complain about, especially if you’re having endless drinks with umbrellas in them. Surprising everyone, they said they loved it, and Josh wondered if pigs were flying. The biggest surprise was the $40K tip – $4000 each. It made me wonder if the guests were like secret shoppers. With Aesha’s blessing, V was moved to the deck team. Another boatmance triangle seems to be in the works with Eyebrows Joe, V, and Kizzy.

Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City

Bronwyn spent the night on deck, while Mary and Angie went back to the chaos. In Mary’s interview, she said it would be a good time for Angie to go back sick so they could get back to the quiet. During the melee, Angie told Bronwyn that Lisa claimed Todd had been making out with one of her friends – and farting – and Bronwyn said Lisa was dead to her. It proved Lisa had been spreading rumors. In her interview, Mary said, if someone said her husband was making out and farting, she wasn’t sure which she’d be more embarrassed about. They had a beach excursion and Heather and Bronwyn went snorkeling. Heather swam with a stingray and I was all kinds of jealous. Batting 1000, Lisa brought up Bronwyn’s ex-in-laws, then apologized, but Bronwyn said it was just words. Britani got a little seasick, then went back to her tequila. Bronwyn wondered why she was drinking tequila if she’d just thrown up, and Britani said she was trying to feel better. Alrighty then. They had a zombie night, but I was less than impressed at their costume efforts. I mean, if you’re going to request a zombie night, bring your best zombie self.

Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition

This week, it was Emily (RHOC) swapping with wife Caley, who did most of the work on a mini farm. Emily was no stranger to animals and such, and seemed to get a quick handle on things when she had to wrangle a horse five minutes in. Gina met Caley for lunch and wondered how she did so much work. I can safely say, it’s because if she doesn’t, it won’t get done.

Too funny!

Real Housewives Of Orange County – Reunion Part 1

Hard to believe this has been on for 19 seasons. Katie paid a visit, so the lie detector test was also revisited. Emily discussed challenges with son Luke, and Tamra wept over letting her daughter go off to school. Emily also touched on her Wife Swap episode. Lots of time spent on Tamra and Gretchen, rehashing who said what about who and/or Slade. I’m not so sure Gretchen is a prize, but Tamra is the worst. She makes all these faces when she harangues somebody, and it makes me want to slap her.

Random Reality Items

The latest on the upcoming season of RHOBH.

https://extratv.com/2025/11/05/kathy-hilton-talks-rhobh-season-15-drama-everybody-was-really-real-exclusive/

https://extratv.com/2025/11/05/amanda-frances-brings-the-drama-to-the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-season-15/

Coming December 2nd.

And while we’re on the VanderSubject, I wouldn’t hate this.

I have a Kimora Lee Simmons Barbie and more than one pair of her jeans, so I’ll be watching.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Deadstream. Shudder/AMC+/Tubi. An excellent found footage effort. A has-been influencer films himself investigating a haunted house. A few laughs, especially with the comments occasionally streamed in, and actually scary in spots. The main lesson? Never repeat words in Latin when you don’t know what they mean. Kudos to Joseph Winter, co-writer, director, and lead actor. He’s a true gem.

Game Night. Netflix. I can’t say enough good things about this film, even though there were no zombies in it. Jason Bateman has never disappointed me (Bad Words is one of my all-time surprise favorites), and this was no exception. A group of friends gathers weekly for a game night, and when the week’s game is a murder mystery, it turns all too real. You’ll have fun trying to figure out what’s part of the game and what’s not.

https://www.bgr.com/2017933/game-night-best-comedies-2010s-streaming-netflix/

https://www.cbr.com/jason-bateman-game-night-needs-a-sequel/

👻 Spooky, Scary Celebrations…

How the celebrities did it.

https://ew.com/best-celebrity-halloween-costumes-2025-11837259

Black Halloween is beautiful.

https://www.essence.com/beauty/halloween-weekend-best-beauty-looks-2025/

The reveal from the Queen of Halloween.

https://ew.com/heidi-klum-halloween-costume-2025-11841613

People who are more ambitious than I am, and also willing to be more uncomfortable than I am.

https://www.gettyimages.com/editorial-images/entertainment/event/new-york-city-halloween-parade/776407388?editorialproducts=all

https://www.brooklynvegan.com/nycs-village-halloween-parade-2025-in-pics/

https://nypost.com/2025/10/31/us-news/nyc-village-halloween-parade-2025-revelers-go-wild-in-elaborate-costumes/

🐾 Halloween Leftovers and Why Not…

🎃 Another view of the NYC Dog Parade.

https://people.com/photos-of-best-dog-costumes-from-2025-new-york-city-halloween-dog-parade-11832583

🦁 A Mouse who dressed as a lion.

https://people.com/police-discover-mysterious-lion-like-animal-in-the-woods-is-actually-a-dog-11844496

🐶 I’m definitely on board with this.

https://people.com/dia-de-muertos-ofrenda-for-beloved-dog-goes-viral-exclusive-11841501

🐕 And just because.

https://people.com/mans-best-friend-celebrity-guys-with-their-pets-photos-11842420

🤠 Quotes of the Week

My belief is that personal freedom cannot grow beyond personal responsibility. The more people that learn to be fully accountable for their lives, the more freedom each of us can enjoy and the more fulfilling all of our lives will be. – Ross Parmenter

The key to success is to start before you are ready. – Marie Forleo

Every time I do something that expands my personal comfort boundaries, I discover some strength I didn’t know I had. – Pamela Wilson

You can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them.Shonda Rhimes

She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

It is mental slavery to cling to things that have stopped serving their purpose in your life.Chinonye J. Chidolue

Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all. – Aristotle

You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do.Henry Ford

I’m not the art police. Everybody is allowed to feel exactly how they want. – Taylor Swift

What’s that face on your face for? – Ingrid Kannerman (Allegra Edwards), Upload

🧋 Pumpkin Spice This…

Until next week, stay safe; stay practicing gratitude; and stay not letting a bad thing ruin a good thing.

August 27, 2024 – Heather Gets a New Lawyer, Soap Suds, No Stanbury Drama In Dubai, Slammed, Guilty, She Filed, Coming Up, Troubled Reality, Gilded Girl, They Do & Turns

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts, recaps, and the whole GH enchilada on Fridays)

General Hospital

Alexis is on the phone when there’s a knock at the door. She says she’ll call them back, and opens the door to Ric.

Dex sees Molly sitting near the park and asks if she’s out for a run. She says, that was the original idea, but he can see how far she’s gotten, and he says he’ll leave her alone if she prefers. He just wanted to make sure she’s okay. She says she is… That’s a lie. She’s not okay at all.

At the hospital, Elizabeth says she thought Portia would be with the family after the funeral. She was sorry to hear about the baby. Portia says, it’s been a difficult day all around.

Tracy sits in the chapel, and Dante asks if she minds if he joins her.

Deanna says she hopes Portia can decompress, when Carly and Jossln walk in. Portia says, it’s not likely, and goes over to them. Elizabeth asks Deanna to cover for her and leaves. Carly asks if Portia can tell them anything about Lulu, and Josslyn says, they’re family. Carly says, no one sticks together the way the Spencers do

Laura waits in the visiting room at Flatland Prison. Nicolas is brought in, and they hug.

Elizabeth asks Heather, what seems to be the problem? and Heather says, nothing her little Lizzie Beth can’t fix. Elizabeth asks what she’s doing at the hospital, and Heather says, she’s getting a blood test, and she missed chow time at Pentenville. She requested dinner, but they forgot the Jello and got huffy when she asked. Elizabeth says, it’s not a hotel with room service, and Heather says, they don’t have Jello at Pentenville, or pudding, or anything that jiggles, except things that shouldn’t. Elizabeth says she’ll get Heather something special if she takes it easy on the staff, and Heather says, of course (🍷). The last thing she wants is to make trouble for Elizabeth or herself. God forbid she should jeopardize… Can Elizabeth keep a secret? Soon she’ll have access to all the Jello she wants. She’s fixing to go free.

Portia explains to Carly and Josslyn that Lulu’s status has changed. A blood test showed that her liver was compromised, likely due to her medication. She has cirrhosis and needs a liver transplant to live. Josslyn says, test her.

Laura asks how Nikolas is, and he says he’s in one peace. How’s Ace? She says she brought pictures, and shows him her phone. He laughs and Laura says, Ace is a happy kid and hitting all his milestones with flying colors. He’s learned the word no in three languages because his babysitter is a language major. Nikolas says, he’s going to be cosmopolitan, and she says, like his father. Nikolas says, and like his big brother… How is she? She says, they have a problem, which is why she needs him to toe the line in here for his sister’s sake. She needs him.  

Tracy asks, to what does she owe this visit? and Dante says he just wanted company. She says, hers? and he laughs. He thanks her for being here. It helps him knowing she’s here for Lulu. She says she’s not here to make things easier for him, but he says, it still does. She stepped up for Lulu a lot of times and knew when to step aside. It’s impressive. She helped shape Lulu, then cut her loose on the world. Tracy says, Lulu became someone she doesn’t recognize.

Dex asks if Molly needs a ride, but she says she’s not ready to go anywhere. She doesn’t want to face her family. The funeral was taxing in ways she didn’t anticipate. He sits down, and she says she blew up at her mom and sister. She said awful things. He says he’s been there. There were a lot of fights before he took off. She says, he doesn’t talk to his family at all? and he says, it doesn’t have to be that way for her. She can patch things up. She says, suck it up and apologize when she’s not sorry and suppress her feelings because her sister is a walking disaster, and her mom has no time for anything else? That would be status quo, and she’d rather have nothing.

Ric says he can’t stay because he has an appointment, and Alexis says, with Satan? She tells him that Kristina is upstairs, so she suggests he keep his voice down. He says he’s glad she’s taking care of Sonny’s offspring. Molly is hurting. She’s upset with the way Alexis is treating her like an afterthought. She’s in pain and holds Alexis accountable for part of it. He suggests Alexis seize the chance to change, because she’s not getting another one.

Molly says, run, literally, while he can, but Dex says he’s absorbing it. It seems like she and her mom have a great relationship. She says, they get along well and can talk about almost anything. They have mutual respect and by many measures, Alexis defines a good mother. He asks, what about the other measures? and she says she knows some people have it worse and knows her mother loves her to the extent circumstances allow. She raised a family on her own, which is commendable, but any one individual has only so much time and energy to go around. So when one family member can’t stand on their own feet, they need more love and understanding, and the rest of them learn to live with what’s left.

Ric tells Alexis to try listening, and she says, to his absentee daddy parental advice? He says, don’t let that be an excuse not to make it right with Molly. She was crying for hours and he reassured her that Alexis would reach out and try to fix it, but she didn’t call. Alexis says she was too busy dealing with her post-op, postpartum, post arrest daughter who is on the verge of a nervous breakdown, but he says, Molly needs her just as much. All she needs to do is let Molly know that she’s on Alexis’s mind and heart. Alexis says, Molly knows that, but he says, she doesn’t feel it.

Elizabeth tells Heather that there’s no doctor/patient confidentiality. She can’t keep quiet about an escape attempt. Heather laughs and says, no. She’s Heather 2.0 and doing things the right way, the legal way. Scotty took her case and said it’s a slam dunk. They’re supposed to meet here. Has she seen him? Elizabeth says, no. No one has seen Scotty. He’s gone.

Nikolas asks if Laura is flexing her mayoral muscles by bringing her own lab tech, but she says, time is of the essence. All they need is to arrange for him to be moved back to Port Charles if the blood test proves that his liver is healthy and functioning. He says he’s already a match, and she says, they’ll fly him home within the hour, but it’s not without risk. He says he’d do anything for Lulu, and she says she hopes it’s enough. He says, it was last time.

Dante says, Lulu is the same person she was when she went into the coma, and Tracy says she’s surprised he doesn’t see it. What does he remember when he and Lulu first met? He says, she was a handful. Fiery and mischievous, always up to something. She says, Lulu was confident and didn’t take any crap, and Dante says, she kicked ass. Tracy says, then she changed. She became insecure and cautious with a conservative approach to life. Dante says, maybe he’s not so grateful she’s here, and Tracy says, he doesn’t like it when she’s holding up a mirror and showing him what he did. Lulu had spirit, determination, and courage, and he robbed her of it.

Alexis says, however Molly feels, she knows that’s untrue, and Ric says, then tell her. She says, he saw Kristina at the funeral. She was about to lose it. She almost died, the baby die, she’s recovering from surgery and postpartum, and living with the threat she might lose her freedom. She needs help navigating it. He says, Molly doesn’t? and she says, yes. Doesn’t he think she wants to spend every minute with both her daughters? One person can’t be both places at the same time. They’ve had a profound loss, and the one more equipped to handle it is Molly.

Dex asks if Molly thinks her mom would agree, and she says, no, but there’s no denying Kristina is a mess. She always has been and always will be. (I think this is unfair. Kristina is a mess off and on, like everyone else in Port Charles, except maybe Molly, who’s been a mess since she met her first real life problem, infertility. Kristina had actually been doing very well before this whole mess.) She tells Dex that Kristina couldn’t function without their mom’s oversight. She figured this out when she was young, so she learned to be strong and independent, a problem solver. It might sound vain, but she learned to be excellent. She knew if she asked for more, her mom would kill herself trying to give it to her and her sister would suffer as a result. He says, it’s the one thing she can’t talk to her mom about, and she asks about his family. He says his dad hurt the whole family, and his brothers hurt people as a result. His mom got it the worst. She asks if his mom ever thought of leaving, and he says he doesn’t know. She may have thought that’s what love was. She says she bets his mom wanted to leave, and he says, if she left, she had no one to go with her. He wishes he’d asked her on the side, but he took off instead and never looked back. Molly says she never asked for more because she assumed her mother couldn’t give it, but he says, maybe she didn’t give it because Molly never asked.

Tracy says, so Dante walked away. He’s good at that. He says he was sick. He had PTSD. She says she understands, but he sought help alone. He says he didn’t want to drag Lulu down with him, and she says, Lulu vowed to stay by his side when he was at his most vulnerable, despite the fact he slept with her cousin. But he turned her away. He says he didn’t want to, but she says, it doesn’t matter what he wanted. He shattered Lulu’s confidence. She was a shadow of herself. If she dies without reclaiming the spark she inherited from her father, Tracy will never forgive him. He says he can live the rest of his life without her forgiveness. Why doesn’t she keep it for herself?  

Nicolas says he remembers the first time he saw Lulu after the operation. He still has a mark on his back. Laura says, from the bone marrow, and he says he couldn’t wait to make sure she was okay. She says, he brought Lulu flowers, and he says, to a toddler. It’s the thought that counts. He saw a little girl who needed protection and care and told her that he was going to do that. He said that to his boys… He starts to cry and asks, is it too late for him? Will he ever be able to atone for destroying his family?

Josslyn says she knows Nikolas is a match, but she’d like to be tested. Portia asks if she isn’t already an organ donor recipient, and Carly says, she had childhood kidney cancer. Portia says, that makes her ineligible. They’d be surprised how many factors come into play. Carly asks if she can be tested, and Portia says she’ll get the ball rolling. She asks Deanna to draw Carly’s blood, and Deanna says, as soon as she’s done relieving Elizabeth. She’s sure it won’t be much longer. Portia looks toward Heather’s room, and Deanna says she can draw blood at the same time. She’ll multitask.

Heather asks what Elizabeth means, and Elizabeth says, Scotty is out of town indefinitely. She thinks it’s some big, possibly lucrative, case. Heather says she has a big, lucrative case and he’s supposed to represent her. He told her that he’d get her out of that hellhole, and she could be with her grandson. She has plans. Portia comes in and tells her, you know what they say about plans. God laughs, and so do I.

Dex sits in the MetroCourt and looks at his phone. He sees calls from his mother.

Portia asks, what brings Heather here? and Heather says, a court order. Her lawyer pushed it through. Elizabeth says, he arranged for a blood test, and Portia says she’ll be more than happy to take Heather’s blood.

Ric says, Alexis’s reasoning doesn’t change the fact that Molly thinks she’s choosing Kristina over her, but Alexis says she never has and never did. Ric asks, what about the document? and she says, it was misunderstood. He says, her and Molly’s relationship is in jeopardy, and she says she’s been in a relationship with her daughter since the day she was born. No breaks. His relationship with her is long distance phone calls and she thinks she knows better. Now he shows up with his flashy righteous arguments. Kristina needs her more and Molly understands. He says, what if she doesn’t? when Molly walks in. Ric says he prays Alexis is right, greets Molly, and leaves. Molly tells Alexis, whatever he said, she wishes he didn’t. She can fight her own battles. Alexis says she thought Molly was here to work things out with her sister, and Molly says, not with Kristina. With you.

Laura says she believes in Nikolas, and he says, that makes one of us. She says, he turned himself in and saved Ace from a life on the run. It was a selfless choice, like he did with Lulu and he’s about to do again. He says, it’s so hard to hold on to that in here, and she say she gets that he’s struggling, but he can survive that. He asks, how? and she says, serve his sentence, come home, and be a good father. The technician comes in, and she tells him to go save his sister.

Tracy says, before Dante delves into it, she’s lived too long and experienced too much to waste time dwelling on her past mistakes. He says, what about her promise to Laura that Lulu would get the best care possible? She probably promised Luke the same thing. Maybe she promised Luke that Lulu would always get top notch treatment. Or maybe she told him that she could wake Lulu up with her money and resources and treat Lulu like her own daughter. Maybe Luke thought about that when his life flashed before his eyes and found comfort in knowing she’d look after his little girl. She kept almost all of her promises, but Lulu has nothing to show for it.

Laura looks at a paper and says, Nikolas can’t do it. He can’t help Lulu.

Josslyn comes up behind Dex and puts her hands over his eyes. She says, guess who? and he says he’d recognize those hands anywhere.

Dante says, Tracy is right. Lulu wanted to stick it out and told him that if he left, it was the end, there was no coming back. That terrified him, but the alternative was worse. He was more afraid if he stayed, so he left. He knows it was wrong, but it’s done. Lulu is fading away and there’s nothing he can do about it.

Nikolas says, it must be a mistake. Lulu has his bone marrow. Laura says, it’s not that. The test shows his liver function doesn’t meet the criteria. He says he’s not sick and he’s not drinking in here, and she says, his liver is fine for him, but not fine for donation.

Elizabeth says she heard Carly got tested, and Carly says, yes. She’d also like to add herself to the registry. Maybe one day she can give someone a gift like Josslyn received. Elizabeth says she remembers how sick Josslyn was and how hard it was for Carly. Carly says, it was hard for Elizabeth too, and Elizabeth says, if someone had told her back then that they’d be friends… Carly says, they wouldn’t have believed it, and Elizabeth says, too bad so many things that tie them together are so awful. Carly says, here comes one of those things now, and they see Ric.

Heather says, Portia has a nice bedside manner when she wants to, and Portia says, Heather didn’t think she was going to hurt her. Heather says she thinks Portia was tempted, and Portia says she might have been, but she doesn’t give in to every temptation. She also took her oath seriously and wants to live up to it. Heather says she was regarding Portia as a mother, not a doctor, and Portia says, pain as vengeance isn’t her style. Heather says, it was never her goal, and Portia asks if it was just a pesky biproduct of faulty hip. Heather says, in her mind, she thought she was protecting her daughter, and Portia says, that might be something they have in common. She would go to great lengths to protect her daughter, and so would Heather.

Molly tells Alexis that Kristina is a lost cause. There’s no mending fences unless they’re both willing to put in the work, which means Kristina has to acknowledge that she’s done anything wrong and offer a sincere apology. That’s not going happen, and she has no illusions about her sister. She’s not expecting more, but she’s hopeful for more from Alexis. Alexis asks, what more does she want? and Molly says, understanding, acknowledgment of what she’s navigating. Alexis says she knows Molly is navigating hell and wants her to know she’d do anything to get her to the other side of it. Molly asks if Alexis will tell her the truth, and Alexis says, always. Molly says, if Irene had lived, would she have helped Kristina take Irene away from her and TJ?  

Josslyn tells Dex that it was too late to see Lulu and her mom kicked her out. There was nothing left for her to do, and her mom said she should go live her life. Dex says, remind him to thank her. It’s hard to turn off the worry. She says, there’s a chance Lulu will be okay. She’s trying to be optimistic, but bad things can happen, and she doesn’t want another thing to be added to the list. He says, they can pray it won’t be.

Alexis tells Molly that Kristina came to her with the document and asked her legal opinion. She told Kristina what she’s told all of them all along. If Kristina asserted herself in court, it would probably go her way, but she would not get involved at all. If she’d given Kristina a hard no, in Kristina’s condition, she would have lost her. Like she’s losing Molly now. She loves her three daughters more than anything, equally. As imperfectly perfect as they are, she can’t bear to lose any of them ever. Molly says, Alexis hasn’t lost her, and they hug.

Carly says, look what the cat dragged in, and Ric says he’s in town for an infant’s funeral. Is attacking him necessary? Carly asks if chaining her to a wall was necessary, and Elizabeth says she’s sorry for Molly and TJ’s loss. How are they dealing with it? Carly asks what he’s doing at the hospital, and he says he has business here. Carly says, the memorial service is over, and suggests he go back to whatever hole he crawled out of. Ric says, it’s good to see her. He hopes he and Elizabeth have the opportunity to catch up. He leaves and Elizabeth says, that can’t be good.

Heather says she’s not a threat anymore and Portia doesn’t need to be protective. Portia says, Scotty’s gone, and Heather is too toxic for another lawyer to take on. She’s going to spend the rest of her days at Pentenville where she belongs. Rick walks in, and Portia says, he can’t be here. He says, is she Heather Webber? and Heather says she is. He says, then he’s in the right place. Scotty sent him. He’s Ric Lansing, her new attorney. He’d like a word alone with his client. Portia leaves, and Heather asks if this is really happening. He tells her, let’s get you out of prison and make the bastards pay.

Portia fingers the vial of Heather’s blood and looks at the computer. (The wheels turning in her head tell me that she’s not so ethical after all.)

Tracy tells Dante that she shouldn’t have said what she said, and he says, apology accepted. She says she didn’t apologize. She stands by what she said, but her timing could use work. Beating him up now accomplishes nothing. Dante says he can take it. He knows she doesn’t have a whole lot of use for him and he’s not itching to be best friends, but she’s important to Lulu, which makes her important to him. She got Lulu through more than a few tough times and hopes she has one more left in her. Lulu needs her now more than ever. She almost starts to cry, but catches herself and says, Lulu needs both of them. Dante puts his hand on her shoulder.

Laura says, it will be okay. Just because Nikolas can’t help doesn’t mean no one else can. Lulu has other relatives. He says, including her mother who would do anything to save her. Laura has to find him for Lesley Lu. Find Lucky and bring him home. She nods and they hug.

Tomorrow, Laura says, it’s time the WSB repays the favor; Lucky tells Isaiah to wait for his signal, then they’ll move; and John tells Alexis that she can make her daughter’s troubles go away.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

I’m thinking about getting in on this. Obviously, the dress would be too small for me, but it would be a unique autograph book to have.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/win-jophielle-loves-emmy-dress-autographed-by-gh-stars

What. The. Blip? It says, storyline dictated. Translation: another casualty of new writers. It will open the door to Lulu going back with Dante. Kind of lazy writing if you ask me.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/kelly-monaco-out-at-general-hospital

Not sure if anyone cares, but he felt the need to give us this information.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ghs-rick-hearst-reveals-where-ric-lansing-has-been

Extra innings.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/watch-ghs-nicholas-chavez-in-the-first-trailer-for-monsters

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/cameron-mathison-christmas-movie-update

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/exclusive-ghs-ryan-carnes-previews-his-heart-wrenching-new-movie

Losses.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/abc/general-hospital-phil-brewer-martin-west-dead-82-174370

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/abc/one-life-to-live-pamela-payton-wright-dead-78-174330

🐪 A Camel Went Through a Needle’s Eye…

This episode went from one rich person event to another, from an over-the-top Bar Mitzvah to a golf game where Chanel wore a tutu and did not do badly. I often think, being rich must be exhausting. Or at least that’s what I tell myself, so I won’t cry into my coffee. Stanbury told Sergio that it was the first time she wasn’t involved with the drama, and she enjoyed it. She also found out through a hypnotherapist that boarding school isn’t her fondest memory, but keeping a stiff upper lip, she told us in her interview, that’s what rich people in England do. She explained that the family name before the war was Steinberg, Caroline’s father being Jewish, hence the Bar Mitzvah. There was a couple’s dinner where they played one of those question games, which are always about sex and other things I don’t want to know. Several of the women (not Stanbury) are consistently bitchy in regard to one another’s businesses. It’s beyond me why you’d be bitchy about anything when you’ve got millions in the bank. Chanel was confused as to what some of the conflict was about, and she’s not alone. Next time, the finale.

🍊 There’s the Door…

So far, she’s no prize and way too heavy on the Johnny J. defense.

https://okmagazine.com/p/vicki-gunvalson-emily-simpson-slam-alexis-bellino-rhoc-return/

💎 No Big Shock…

For those who are still interested in this guy or doubted the outcome.

🍼 Nothing To See Here…

This is certainly no surprise to anyone.

https://okmagazine.com/p/brittany-cartwright-jax-taylor-divorce-filed/

📺 Next Up On Bravo…

Something to look forward to. Or avoid.

📉 Predictable Outcome…

I don’t care what his wife wanted. This is bad timing to the point of being unsavory. He’s the last guy who should be doing a reality show and doesn’t seem like he even wants to, yet he brought production to court? Not a good look. No surprise.

🪭 Crossing Over and Back In Time…

I was bummed when she died on TWD, but I’m glad she found new life here. I love The Gilded Age. Maybe even more than Downton Abbey.

https://undeadwalking.com/posts/walking-dead-s-merritt-wever-joins-hbo-s-historical-drama-the-gilded-age-01j58q56zdxw

💍 Do You Take This Dog…

Shades of Giggy and Grandma Wrinkles.

https://people.com/dogs-who-fell-in-love-at-senior-community-get-married-8700654

⛅️ There Goes the Sun…

Join me tomorrow for soap and LA Millions. Until then, stay safe, stay not spreading out on public transport, and stay being confident and not taking any crap.

September 7, 2023 – Nina Begs Carly For Help, Winner, On Hiatus, Going Back, Runway Finale, OC Rehash, Miami Creep, Happy Surprises & Weaver

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

At Kelly’s, Carly hands Mac a menu, and asks if it’s just him. He says, yes… no. Felicia’s joining him. She asks if he’s sure, and he says he is; don’t mind him. He congratulates her on taking over Kelly’s. Felicia told him that Bobbie sold it to her for a dollar. Carly says, yeah. It was her mom’s great idea, and she couldn’t be more grateful. It gives her something to focus on. He says, it must be chaotic after Sonny’s arrest. She says, they were all shocked. They dragged Sonny out of the MetroCourt in handcuffs in front of Michael and Willow and Wiley. He says, that must have been upsetting for Wiley to watch the FBI arrest his grandfather. Felicia runs in, apologizing, and Carly says she’ll get her a menu, but Felicia says she’ll share Mac’s. She tells Mac that she knows she’s late. She dropped all this stuff she downloaded from her online course as she was leaving the house, and now it’s all out of order. She shuffles the papers around and says, there are two online units she has to complete to get her certification before she can do her practical training for patient advocacy. She asks if he’s mad at her because she’s late or because she’s volunteering. He says, none of that. He thinks it’s great and he’s glad for her. She says, then why is he so upset? and he says, Cody. He’s been locked up.

Josslyn and Trina stick their feet in the pool, and Trina says she can’t believe the summer’s over. Spencer runs in, apologizing for being late, and joins them. Trina says, Spencer Cassadine, late again. What is the world coming to? He says, it’s kind of a pattern with him, but Ace was really upset, and Trina asks if everything is all right with Ace. Spencer says, everything’s fine now, but he was really, really fussy before, and they tried everything to get him to calm down. Nothing was working, so they put him in a lavender bath. It was Esme’s idea, but it worked. Something about the smell just calmed him down. (Helpful hint: lavender scent works for dogs too.) Josslyn says, thank God Esme was there, and Spencer asks if she’s heard anything about Uncle Sonny. What about Dex? He’s sure Dex was arrested too, right? Josslyn gets up, and he asks what he said. She tells him, just the usual, and starts to walk away, but she comes back. She says, by the way, Dex was not arrested. She doesn’t want to talk about Sonny, and she especially doesn’t want to talk about Esme.

Gregory goes to Alexis’s office, and says he finished his piece on weekend the section; blue pen, red pen, uploaded to the main server. He’s going to head out now, unless she needs him. She says she’s good, and thanks him. He says, if anything changes, just text him, and he can come right back. She says, it appears he doesn’t want to leave. No plans tonight? He says, actually, he does have plans; something he’s put off way too long. She asks if it’s something on his bucket list, but he says, no. It’s actually something he’s been dreading. He’s going to tell Chase about his illness. She says, good. With Finn? He says he needs to do this by himself, and she says, it’ll be fine. Good luck. He thanks her and says, chances are he’s going to need it.

Brook knocks at Chase’s apartment door, and he answers the door shirtless because they try to catch him that way as often as possible. He says he’s behind the curve. He just did a workout. He’d kiss her, but he’s all sweaty. She says, he’s not getting off that easy. Besides, she doesn’t mind. They kiss, and he tells her, come in. She only has one suitcase, and he asks if the rest of her stuff is in the car. He’ll grab a shirt, and he can get it. She says, no need. This is all she has. He says he thought she was moving in, not just spending the night, and she says she is. This is all she needs.

Gladys sneaks around a hallway somewhere and sees someone. She says, about time. They’re taking a chance meeting here. It’s too dangerous to be meeting out in the open like this.

Dante asks if Sam got his message, and she says she did, but she didn’t have a chance to call him back. What did he want to talk to her about? He says he was talking to his mom, and she mentioned Cody was taking off for a few days, and he was surprised to hear that. Then she said she heard that information from Sam, which he was even more surprised to hear. Sam says she did tell his mom that, and he asks if she wants to tell him where Cody is. She says, Cody was going to be away for a few days, and he didn’t want Dante’s mom to worry or fire him. He asked her to let Olivia know about his alternate plans, so she did. He says, she’s not answering his question; where’s Cody now? She says, now? and he says, yeah. She says, Ferncliff.

Cody asks Sasha if she can hear him. It’s Cody; he’s here. He’s going to need her to wake up. He shakes her shoulder, and she turns over, but doesn’t open her eyes, and he says, what did they do to you?  

On the phone outside Kelly’s, Nina says, Sasha Gilmore. She was supposed to be released today… Okay. Then let her talk to Sasha’s doctor… No, she’s not a reporter. She hangs up and sees Carly coming out of the diner. She calls to Carly, and Carly asks what she wants. Nina says she wants to talk to Carly about Sonny. She’s concerned. Carly says, about what? and Nina says, he’s in custody. He’s facing prison time, and she wants to do whatever she can to help. Alexis said the whole family could be in danger, including the children. They all could be targeted for revenge. Carly says, it’s certainly a possibility, and Nina asks what she’s going to do about it. Carly says, what is she going to do about it? What is Nina going to do about it?

Chase says he’s never seen Brook pack so light before, and she says, there’s a first time for everything. She’s very efficient. He says, when he asked her to move in, he wanted her, the woman he loves, and she says, that’s exactly what he got. He says, it kind of seems like she’s trying to reinvent or restrict herself to please him, and she says, let’s be clear. She appreciates that he accepts her for exactly who she is, but guess what? She’s adaptable and can use this as a chance to see herself in a whole new light. He says, so she’s become a Zen master hoarder, and she says, fat chance of that happening. Part of being in a relationship, especially when you’re living together, is accommodating one another. She doesn’t have to move in here with every single one of her things. It’s not like she’s not going to spend time at the mansion. She wants to see Leo and Olivia, and check in on Willow and her dad, whoever he is at the moment.

Spencer walks over to Josslyn’s chaise lounge, and says he’s worried about Uncle Sonny too, but he’ll shut up and not bring up Esme anymore, okay? She says, great, and he says he’s going for a swim. Trina sits down and says she’s sorry. Sometimes Spencer can be a jerk, but he’s her jerk. Josslyn asks why it doesn’t bother Trina more that he’s spending all of his time with Esme, and Trina tells her, who said it doesn’t?

Alexis tells Gregory not to underestimate Chase’s ability to handle his diagnosis. And he can’t shield his children from life. He says he knows. She’s right. He guesses he just got caught up in the protecting Chase mode since he was a little boy. Finn never needed it. He was like an ancient tree top; sturdy, never cried, always inscrutable. He kept everything inside. She says, Hamilton Finn, a mystery wrapped in an enigma, and he says, Chase on the other hand, pure id. You always knew exactly what he was feeling just by looking at him. Always full of wonder, laughing and singing, his heart right there on his sleeve. She says, well, great. Gregory will know exactly how he feels. Then Gregory will look out for Chase, and Chase will look out for him. Piece of cake. He says, as usual, she cuts right to the heart of the matter. He’s always been amazed at how his two sons can be so completely different. She says, right? Two unique people are raised under the same circumstances. Her children, Kristina and Molly, couldn’t be more different. Kristina knocks at the door and asks if they’re talking about her.

Dante says, Cody’s in Ferncliff? and Sam says, yes. He says, what the hell is wrong with him? Dante told Sam that Cody was going to do this. He was acting all crazy to set the stage to get put in Ferncliff to be close to Sasha. Sam obviously knew this, since she gave the message to his mother, right? She says, yes, she knew about it, and she helped him get committed.

Carly says, Nina is the new Mrs. Corinthos. At least she’s going to be. She doesn’t understand how any of this is her responsibility. Nina says, without Jason here to step in for Sonny, there could be a power vacuum here in Port Charles, and Carly says she knows. She still doesn’t understand what this has to do with her. Nina says, Carly stepped in before. She held everything together. She kept the peace in Port Charles last time Sonny was gone. Carly says, Nina means when they all thought Sonny was dead, and Nina knew he was alive and didn’t tell his family? That time? (D’oh!)

Felicia says, Mac told her how erratic Cody was at the PCPD the other day. Did he violate Gladys’s restraining order? Mac says, nothing like that. Cody wasn’t arrested; he was committed. She says, committed? Does this have anything to do with how he was at the stables? Mac says he had a feeling something was going on, so he checked up on Cody. Cody’s been admitted to Ferncliff. She says, that’s where Sasha is.

Dr. Montague tells Gladys that she worries too much. It’ll give her crow’s feet. There is no problem with them being seen together. He’s Sasha’s doctor and she’s her concerned mother-in-law. She asks what the hell that means? She is concerned. He says he shares that concern, and she says, like hell he does. Why doesn’t he just drop the sweet doctor act? All he cares about is bleeding her dry to line his pockets. When does she get Sasha out? She wired the money to the offshore account like he said. He tells her that he got the notification earlier, and she says, okay. Let’s go bring Sasha out, and she’ll take her home. He says, not so fast.

Cody says, please wake up, and pats Sasha’s forehead with a wet cloth. She opens her eyes, and he says, thank God. It’s Cody. Does she remember him? Startled, she sits up and scoots away, saying, don’t hurt me. He says, it’s me, Cody.

Trina asks if Josslyn doesn’t think it bothers her that she and Spencer hardly get to see each other. Of course (🍷) it does. She thought they’d be spending the whole summer together. It’s already over, and now she has to go back to school and the gallery’s getting busy. Whenever she does see Spencer, they spend have the time catching up. He’s telling her about Ace and of course (🍷) Esme. They just… Josslyn knows what she means; they barely ever get any alone time. Josslyn says, that must be so hard, but Trina says she’s not complaining, especially with everything her mom is going through with Curtis. She just wants to be strong for her. Plus her dad is still hurting and she doesn’t want them to lose their connection. She loves him so much. Josslyn says she knows, but Trina has so much on her plate right now, and Trina says she tries to remind herself, it’s not going to be like this forever. And even though Spencer sometimes messes up, he’s hers, not Esme’s, so she can’t let Esme get under her skin like that. Josslyn says, that was beautiful. Is she taking philosophy this semester? Trina laughs.

Gregory says, it’s always good to see Kristina, and she says, him too. He tells Alexis, they’ll talk later, and she says, yes and good luck. He leaves, and Kristina says, he’s a great writer. It was so smart of Alexis to add him to the Editorial Board. Alexis says, he brings a lot to the table, and Kristina asks if she’s free for a bite; her treat. Alexis says, yes. She’s starving. What’s on the agenda? Kristina says her dad. How much trouble does Alexis think he’s in?

Nina follows Carly into Kelly’s, and says, wait. She’s new to this, and they have to figure out what’s best for this family. Carly has experience, and Nina is asking for her help. Please. Carly says, Brick’s been in touch. Everything’s under control. Everything is stable in the business right now. The pact with the Families is strong, especially since Sonny got rid of Billy Novak. She doesn’t think anybody’s going to make a move just because Sonny’s been detained. Nina says, Carly still seems pretty informed with Sonny’s dealings, and Carly says, Nina should be grateful for that. It’s not glamorous carrying around this kind of burden. It’s not a competition. They do have to work together to keep the family safe. Nina says she gets it, and Carly says she hopes so. Brick will be in touch, and she’ll go over everything with Nina, but Nina has to stay calm. For Sonny’s sake. It sends a bad message when his inner circle is running around upset. Okay? She’s more concerned with who gave credible information to the Feds. That means someone broke rank, and they turned state’s evidence against Sonny.

Felicia asks if Mac really thinks Cody lost it, but he says he doesn’t know what to think. Cody’s situation reminds him exactly of what he went through years ago. She says, Dominique, and he says, it’s just so eerie. Cody is convinced Sasha is in danger and he has to rescue her from Ferncliff. She says, just like what Mac went through when Leopold Taub had Dominique stashed away in Shadybrook. He says, and Cody told him that he’d do anything to get past the restraining order and into Sasha’s orbit.

Gladys asks if Montague is trying to double-cross her, but he says, of course (🍷) not. They’re friends. But they both need to be smart about this. Sasha has to be weaned off the medications Gladys had him administer to her. Gladys says she never asked him to drug Sasha, and she wants Sasha out now. He says, if Sasha recovers too quickly, people will ask questions. Sasha herself might become suspicious and ask for a toxicology report. That’s not going to look good for either of them. It’ll take at least 24 hours for it to clear her system. She says, so he’s telling her that Sasha can’t be released for another 24 hours, but he says, no. He’s saying, the weekend at the earliest. She says, absolutely not, but he says, come on. They both know she’s not holding a Royal Flush here. It’s time to fold her hand and start playing by his rules. There’s too much at stake if they don’t move forward with Sasha.

Dante asks why Sam would help Cody violate a restraining order. She helped him break into a secure mental hospital? She says she had to, and he says, and disturb a woman who’s in recovery? She says, no. It was to help her. Cody thinks that Sasha is in serious danger, and she believes him. And the only way around Gladys and the restraining order was to get him committed as a patient at Ferncliff. Dante says, Gladys is a pain for sure, but she’s not the one who stabbed Cody; Sasha is. What happens if he’s in Ferncliff, and she goes off on him again?

Cody backs away, raising his hands, and says he promises he’s not here to hurt Sasha. It’s the opposite; he’s here to help her. She says, no, no, no. That doesn’t make sense. Nothing makes sense. Cyrus was coming after her. She had to defend herself. But then everyone said Cyrus was Cody, that she stabbed Cody. She doesn’t know what happened. She doesn’t know what’s real. Cody says, she doesn’t have to think about that right now, and she asks if he’s real. Is he really here? He says he’s very real. See for herself. Take his hand. He promises he won’t grab her. Please take his hand.

Gregory knocks on Chase’s door, and Chase says, what a pleasant surprise. Come in. Gregory says he’s glad to find Chase home. Since Chase got back on the force, he doesn’t know Chase’s schedule. Chase says, it’s been a little hectic, but anytime Gregory wants to hang out, just shoot him a text. Gregory says he appreciates how Chase always makes time for his old man, and Chase says, old man? Please. He could outrun all of them. He knows Finn teases Gregory about being a bookworm, but he remembers those camping trips. He can’t wait for Gregory to teach one of his kids, and Gregory says, the reason he came by… Brook comes out to show Chase the new sheets she bought, and stops when she sees Gregory. She says she didn’t realize he was here.

Alexis says she’s not going to lie to Kristina. Her father is in trouble. The FBI would not have contained him if they didn’t have compelling evidence against him. Kristina says, they swarmed in there like he was El Chapo, and Alexis says she can’t do anything about it this time. Diane is on it and will do what she can. In the meantime, she’s just going to hope and pray that it’s not as bad as she thinks it might be. Molly comes in, sees Kristina, and says she was just going, but Alexis says, oh no. Get back here. She grabs Molly’s hand and drags her into the office. She says she knows she told them that she wouldn’t micromanage this, but she’s getting really tired of it. They got into a fight – get over it. Because they’re sisters. Molly says, this isn’t the time… but Alexis says, it’s the perfect time, because life is too short for them to be at each other’s throats. Now kiss and make up. They both have way too many things going on.

Carly says, if she were Nina, she’d be more concerned about when Sonny is released and he finds out who went to the Feds, because it’s not going to be pretty. Nina asks what she means, and Carly says, Sonny values loyalty more than anything else, and if someone out there crossed him, he’s going to find out who it is and he’s going to make them pay. Just stay under the radar and take care of herself. Hopefully, Sonny will be out soon.

Felicia says, Cody already tried to break in to see Sasha once, and Mac says, which only got him a restraining order which, if he violates… He swears Cody has bit off more than he can chew. She says, he must think he has no other choice, and Mac says, whatever the reason, what he’s doing is extreme. If something bad happened to Cody, he’d never forgive himself. She asks what he’s thinking, and he says he’s going to go see Cody, but she says, oh no. He’s not.

Gladys says she kept her end of the bargain. Montague has his money. He says, and he appreciates it. They’re both betting on the same suit. Stay steady and Sasha will go through her diva detox by the weekend. The tabloids will have their stories, Gladys can retain her cash cow, and everything will be hunky dory. Gladys asks, who is Hunky Dory?

Sam says, Cody’s convinced Sasha didn’t mean to stab him, and Dante says, she had a breakdown, but Sam says, she’s being drugged. He says, Cody’s looking for an explanation. He’s trying to find some tangible thing that he can latch onto that he can save her from. So he’d rather imagine Gladys is pumping Sasha full of drugs than face the truth that she had a serious mental breakdown. He can’t save her from that. Sam tells him that she said the same thing a few weeks ago, that Cody would be doing more harm than good, and he says, that’s his point. She says, then Cody asked her to stop for a second and just consider if he was right. How would she feel if she were in Sasha’s position? She thought about it, and thought, what if it were her or one of her sisters stuck in Ferncliff? She would pray there was someone out there that would come in and get her. Admit it. Dante would be that person. Cody was willing to fight for Sasha, and she wanted to help him.

Cody tells Sasha that it’s not her fault. She can’t think clearly because someone’s been drugging her. Sasha shakes her head and says, no, that’s what they say. They say she’s using again, but she’s not. She wouldn’t. Not after what she went through with Brando. She got clean, okay? She thought that everything was okay, but then it wasn’t. The nurses keep asking her where she got the drugs, but she didn’t want them. The doctor is making her… He says, don’t worry about the doctor. He’s not here right now; I am. He’s on her side. Please trust him. He holds out his hand and says, please take his hand so he can prove it. She puts her hand in his.

Josslyn leaves a voicemail for Dex, asking, why is his phone off? She hasn’t heard from him in a minute. Just calling to say she loves and misses him. She’ll see him soon.

Brook says it’s good to see Gregory and hugs him. He says, same here. Sheets, huh? Chase says, Brook is moving in… well, partially, and Brook says, fully, with less parts, just with everything she needs. Gregory says, that’s wonderful news, and suggests he buy them dinner to celebrate, just the two of them, but Chase says, you pay, you stay. Gregory says, if they’re sure, and Brook says, you know what sounds yummy? Chase says, Gino’s, and she says, yes. He looks for the menu, and Gregory sits down with Brook. Gregory asks what made Brook take the next step, and she says, Chase was being chivalrous… Chase says, was not, and she says she’s having a little conflict with her grandmother. Gregory says, why is he not surprised?

Kristina says she agrees with Alexis, but Molly made it perfectly clear how she feels about her, and if she wants no further contact… Molly says, that’s a lie, but Kristina says, no, it’s not. Molly says, Kristina is choosing to play the victim, but Kristina says, that’s not true. And she thinks she knows a little bit more about being a victim. Strangely, this is so much worse, because Molly is intentionally cutting Kristina out of her life. For what? Because she takes up too much attention, too much space, too much air? Molly says, all of the above, and tells Alexis that she’s sorry. She can’t do this. She’ll call Alexis later. She storms out, and Kristina says, can Alexis believe that? Alexis says she can’t believe any of this.

Mac says, there’s no harm in him going to Ferncliff, but Felicia says, please, leave it alone. He’s the acting Police Commissioner. He says, so? and she says, Cody made a public spectacle when he accused Gladys of exploiting Sasha. Mac said himself that he almost arrested Cody for harassment. Cody has no proof of anything. Sasha stabbed him. Mac says, Cody swears there’s something else going on, but Felicia says, Maxie was there. She swears, on record as a witness, that Sasha suddenly went crazy. Mac can’t get involved. He can’t go there.

Gladys tells Montague to listen to her, when her phone rings. Nina asks, what is going on? She’s waiting for word on Sasha. When can they go get her? Gladys says, soon, and Nina says she called Ferncliff. They won’t give her any information. Gladys says, everything is on track, and Nina asks what that means. Gladys says she’ll have to call Nina back, but Nina says, Gladys is not calling her back. She wants information and she wants it now. She’s at Kelly’s. She’ll wait for Gladys here. Gladys says she’ll be right over, and tells Montague, that’s his benefactor. He better hope she doesn’t blow a fuse about his timetable. He says, that’s Gladys’s job, to make sure she doesn’t. He’ll be in touch. Gladys leaves, and his phone rings. He says, they have excellent timing. He was just about to call them. He needs something so good, it will make you forget you met someone (don’t we all?)… As soon as possible.

Dante says he knows Sam well enough that when she makes a decision and thinks it’s for the right thing, there’s no stopping her. She says, this is the right thing, and he says, but she lied. She pretended Cody was sick to get him into the mental hospital. She says, it was our only option, and he says, our only option? Her and Cody? What is he? She’s the woman he loves, the woman he shares his life with. She says she knows, and he says, she’s been keeping things from him, and he knows it’s because she just wants to protect… She says, his father is in FBI custody. That’s what he should be focusing on. She didn’t want to add on to that. He says, but he never gave her a reason to keep him on the outside, and she says, maybe not, but would he really want her compromising his integrity as a cop?

Mac says, Cody believes a woman’s sanity is at stake, and Felicia is worried about his standing as Police Commissioner? He doesn’t care about the optics if Cody is right. Summer was there years ago to help him with Dominique. She says, he misunderstands. She doesn’t care about any of it. She just doesn’t want him to ruin it for Cody.

Back on the phone, Nina says, listen. She needs to talk to Sasha Gilmore’s doctor right now. What is his name?… If they won’t even tell her the doctor’s name, she promises she’ll be there tomorrow with the police. Gladys grabs the phone out of her hand and says, she’ll do no such thing.

The desk nurse at Ferncliff says, hello? She hangs up and leaves the desk as Montague walks in.

Cody tells Sasha, see? He’s real. He’d probably be convincing if he was wearing his own clothes, but they made him put on these… He doesn’t even know what they’re called. Pajamas? She smiles, and he says, they can’t stay here though. They have to go. Will she come with him?

Spencer apologizes to Josslyn for what he said about Dex. He’s just worried about Sonny. He knows they both love him. (Boy, is he out of the loop.) Josslyn thanks him, and Trina says she’ll see Josslyn later. She leaves with Spencer.

Chase pours some wine, and a pizza arrives. Gregory watches as Brook feeds Chase a bite, and everyone’s all happy.

Josslyn gets a text from Dex: Got your message. Sorry I haven’t been in touch, but I just want to tell you, I love you.

Alexis tells Kristina that she’d give her right arm to have her sister back, and the two of them are busy arguing over semantics. Whose position is more superior; who’s more aggrieved? It breaks her heart. Kristina opens her mouth to say something, and Alexis says she’s not going to micromanage this. They’re both adults, but she’s begging Kristina, think about what’s at stake.

At home, Molly sits on the couch and picks up Valiant. She flashes back to Kristina saying she thinks she knows a little bit more about being a victim, and this feels so much worse. Kristina cries and hugs Valiant to her chest.

Sam tells Dante that she doesn’t have a law degree and obviously wasn’t going to ask her mother, but she’s guessing getting someone checked into a mental facility so they can see another patient is probably frowned upon, if not highly illegal. He says, Sam… but she says, no. Stop. There was no way he could be involved. She wasn’t going to put him in a position where he either tried to stop them or look the other way. He sits next to her and says he trusts her judgement – a helluva lot more than he trusts Cody’s. But for the record, he doesn’t want to be kept in the dark. She says, noted, and he says, if she thinks this is the right thing to do, he’s backing her 100%. They hug and she thanks him.

Felicia says, if Cody is right, and Sasha is in danger at Ferncliff, Mac can’t interfere with his plans. Mac asks, what if he’s in over his head? but Felicia says, he’s smart and he’s capable. Look how far he’s managed to get already. They need to trust he knows what he’s doing. Mac says, she’s impressed with this little adventure, isn’t she? It’s like one of her old capers. She asks, what’s the worst thing that can happen to Cody if he gets exposed at Ferncliff?

Nina says, what the hell? and Gladys says, there’s no need to threaten some overworked nurse at Ferncliff with the police. Nina says, then Gladys needs to tell her what’s going on right now. She knows the money was transferred, so what is the hold-up on Sasha’s release? Gladys says, there’s no hold-up. The doctor promised she’d be out tomorrow. Nina says, why tomorrow? Why can’t it be tonight? Gladys is driving her crazy. She wants Sasha home, and she wants her home now.

Carly looks out Kelly’s window and sees Nina arguing with Gladys.

Sasha says, go where? and Cody says, away. They have to leave Ferncliff. He’s been here for less than 36 hours, and it’s more than enough. Sasha’s been here way too long. She does want to leave, doesn’t she? She says, more than anything, but they said she couldn’t. They can’t just walk out. He says, that’s no problem. He’s very creative, but she’s going to have to trust him. Does she trust him? She nods, and he helps her get up. No surprise, Montague walks in.

Tomorrow, Ned/Eddie asks if Leo wants to make some music; Cody says he can see exactly what’s going on; Ava says she needs someone to face the reality; Dex blames himself for Sonny getting busted; and Montague wants to know just what’s going on here.

🏆 He’s the Best…

Andre is one of my favorites on GH, and apparently his alter-ego is a busy guy.

🕶 Waiting On Information…

Sounds kind of cryptic.

🎒 Just Like Us…

The three words a kid hates to hear – back to school.

👗 Eight In Eight…

It was the Project Runway finale and down to the final three – Brittany, Bishme, and Laurence. I suddenly realized I knew most of the models by name, so I guess I’ve been paying pretty close attention. The guest judges were designer Zac Posen and icon Billy Porter. This finale was very different than the other Runways before it, where the finalists go back to their homes and have several months to complete their collection. The All Stars finalists had eight days to create eight pieces. No doubt they’ve been thinking and planning all season long, but talk about pressure. I can just imagine the seams on garments I had eight days to create… and it wouldn’t be pretty. Before I started watching this show, it never occurred to me that designers also had to be tailors. I have mad respect for that, since you need the patience of a saint. Each collection was vastly different from the others, and the judges had their work cut out for them, since they were also all fabulous. Brittany used her signature activewear meets ready-to-wear. There were a lot of buckles and neon going on, and it reminded me of 80s fashion, a personal favorite. Bishme had a combo of monochrome looks, plaid, and a woven pattern with fringe. His closing outfit had an amazing skirt that practically took up the whole room. Laurence did her leather thing, and there was the usual admiration for her tailoring talents with a difficult fabric. I was sure she’d be the winner, although I’d rooted for Brittany, but it was not to be ladies night. Bishme got the big win, and it was precious to see how thrilled his mom was, who was there to watch the Runway in person. This episode gave me all the feels. Here are the particulars:

🏰 Must Be Nice…

All about that $55 million home deal. Can you even imagine? I want to like Fancy Pants, but she’s so out of touch. She doesn’t get that it’s not what she’s saying, it’s her delivery.

https://people.com/heather-dubrow-reveals-why-she-kept-chateau-sale-secret-7967084

Emily tells it like it is.

😟 There Are No Words…

WTF is wrong with this guy? And the woman he’s with?

🐘 New To The World…

A new way to make an elephant.

https://people.com/indianapolis-zoo-announces-historic-elephant-birth-7966062

And a giraffe with no spots. I want one.

https://people.com/spotless-baby-giraffe-at-tennessee-zoo-named-kipekee-7965381

🐩 Best In Show…

Hang a U-ey back tomorrow for soap, tea, astute words, and music to send you into your weekend. Until then, stay safe, stay always absorbing knowledge, even if you’re not technically going back to school, and stay keeping in mind that life is too short to be at each other’s throats.

July 27, 2023 – Sasha Gets Gaslighted At Ferncliff, Fan Fête, Arguable, New Em, Rude Rinna, Slamming Sofia, OC Review, Denim On the Runway, Celeb Pets (!) & Cool

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

On the phone at Kelly’s, Carly says, everything is under control. The regulars from the waterfront are still coming in. It’s great. She has to have the guy come and look at the freezer because it’s still leaking, and the bread was delivered two hours late, but she was able to work around that… She knows, and promises to figure it all out, but she’s got to go because they’re busy. She puts some to-go orders on the counter, when Nina walks in.

Finn finds Portia crying in the employee lounge and asks if she’s all right… He says, of course (🍷) she’s not. Is there anything he can do? She says, no. It’s just this whole thing with Curtis. It’s really catching up with her and she doesn’t know what to do. He glances at his phone as she pulls tissues out of the box on the table.

Elizabeth tells Curtis, good morning, and he asks if she’s here as a nurse or his friend. She says she hopes he always sees her as his friend, but she is working. She just needs to check his vitals and update his chart. He says he doesn’t want to interfere with her job, and as she’s here in an official capacity, he has a favor to ask. He doesn’t want any visitors in his room, especially Trina and Portia. Her phone dings, and she sees a text from Finn: SOS DOCTOR’S BREAK ROOM.

On the phone, Maxie tries to find out what time visiting hours are, but James comes tearing out, chased by Georgie, who yells, give it back! They struggle over a tablet, and Maxie says, that’s it. Georgie says, he started it, and Maxie tells them, sit on the couch, separate ends, and don’t even think about looking at each other.

Cody apologizes for just showing up in the middle of the night, and Dante asks if he means passing out on the doorstep. Cody says he was pretty bad, wasn’t he? and Dante and Sam both say, yes. Cody says, thanks to them, he’s feeling much better, and Sam says, he looks much better. She’s glad they insisted he stay here instead of going to the Quartermaine’s last night. Dante says he thinks Cody left out some details though, and Cody says he’s really worried. Sam says, about Sasha? and he says, she doesn’t realize how much danger she’s in.

Sasha wakes up and realizes she’s tied to a hospital bed. She yells, asking if anyone can hear her, and struggles against the leather straps.

Sam asks why Cody was more worried about Sasha last night than his stab wound, and he says he’s not the one who got hauled off to a place called Ferncliff for the criminally insane. Dante says, that’s because Sasha stabbed him, and Cody says, she didn’t mean to. Dante says, she was disoriented. It doesn’t change what she did. It doesn’t excuse what she did. Cody says, but she’s not insane. She didn’t even know she was attacking him. She thought he was someone else. She kept calling him Cyrus. Dante says, that’s why she’s in Ferncliff; she’s not well. Cody says, no. He’s not buying it. Something else is going on here.

Sasha shouts, hello? Is anyone there? A woman walks in and says, hello. She’s Andie. She’s a nurse practitioner here to help Sasha. Sasha says, there’s been a terrible mistake. She shouldn’t be here. Andie says, she’s here to get some help, and Sasha asks where she is. Andie says, she’s in Ferncliff Hospital. Does she remember being admitted? Sasha says, no. Why would she be admitted to a hospital for the criminally insane? This doesn’t make any sense at all. She doesn’t belong here. Can Andie please contact her family? Can she call Sasha’s mother-in-law, Gladys Corbin?

Maxie says, Grandpa Mac is on his way here right now to take them to the pool, but if they don’t start behaving, she’ll have to call and tell him to forget about it. Then they’ll spend the entire day in their room – cleaning… with no screen time. James says, Georgie should clean the room. She hogs it with all her books and clothes. Georgie says, that’s not true. She keeps herself on her side of the room. She gets no privacy with him. He’s the one always making a mess. There’s a knock at the door, and Maxie opens it to Mac, who asks if the kids are ready for their day at the pool. They both scowl, and Maxie says, thank God he’s here. Bailey Lou is with the sitter. James and Georgie can have one treat – one – at the pool. But no one’s going anywhere until they clean up this apartment, so… She leaves, and Mac says, bye. He’s got it handled. Are they ready for some fun? The kids just look at him.

Nina says she’s glad she ran into Carly. There’s something she wants to say to her. Carly asks what she wants, and Nina asks if she works here. Carly says she owns the place, and Nina says, really? Good for her. Willow is back to her old self. She looks amazing. That bone marrow transplant was a huge success. Carly says she knows. How does Nina know that? Nina says she was at the gatehouse yesterday visiting Willow.

Finn gives Portia some coffee, and she says she’s sorry for breaking down like this, but he says, there’s no need to apologize. They all have breaking points, even doctors. It makes them human. Elizabeth comes in, and Portia asks if she got a chance to see Curtis today. Elizabeth says she just came from his room, and Portia asks how he is this morning. Elizabeth says, emotionally speaking, he’s not the Curtis she knows. He wants to be alone, and asked her to limit his visitors. Portia says she bets that includes her and Trina, and Elizabeth says, their names were mentioned, yes. Portia says, her husband has been shot and he’s recovering from spinal surgery. He may never regain the use of his legs, and she’s not allowed to be in the room with him. She starts to cry again, and Finn says he’ll leave the two of them alone. He leaves, and Portia says she feels so sorry for Finn; she’s such a mess. Elizabeth asks, what happened between her and Curtis? and Portia says, Elizabeth heard what Curtis said. He doesn’t want to have anything to do with her.

Molly works on her laptop, her foot elevated and in a boot. Sam comes in and says she’s sorry she’s late. She had an unexpected visitor last night. She got Molly’s favorite, a mocha latte (mine too!), and Molly says she’s glad Sam’s here, but she doesn’t need to wait on her and bring her coffee. Sam says, Molly’s her little sister, she had an accident, and it’s her job to take care of Molly. And she loves Molly.

Cody folds the linens he used, placing them on the sofa, and Dante says, Sam’s gone. Maybe Cody can level with him now. Cody says he did, but Dante says, not completely, right? Why is he so concerned about Sasha? Why does he think there’s more to her breakdown? Cody says, because there is, and Dante says, like what? He knows Sasha’s had a breakdown before, and a lot of losses that have left her in a very fragile state. Cody says, there’s a big difference between fragile and broken. Sasha was shaky, no question about it, but she didn’t try to hide it or cover it up. She was on an upward trajectory. She was getting stronger every time he saw her. Then all of a sudden, she just craters out of nowhere? Come on detective. Doesn’t that sound suspicious to you?

Portia tells Elizabeth that she’s seen other patients who have been given a similar diagnosis that behave the same way Curtis is behaving; isolating themselves from loved ones, thinking he can do this all on his own. Elizabeth says, plus, Curtis is Portia’s husband, and she’s still dealing with the shock of almost losing him. What she’s feeling right now is valid. Portia says, Elizabeth is right about that, but she thinks she has to face the fact that their marriage is kind of part of the problem. Elizabeth says, Curtis is behaving like most patients facing the possibility of never walking again, and Portia says, yes, but she and Curtis were at odds when he was shot. So now he’s convinced himself that she’s acting out of pity or some sort of obligation, and not out of love for him. It just couldn’t be further from the truth. She flashes back to Curtis saying that she’s thinking, this poor sucker needs me now, but he has news for her; he doesn’t. She tells Elizabeth that she’s loved that man for over twenty years. She loved him when she thought she was never going to see him again. She took their wedding vows very seriously; for better or for worse. But Curtis seems so determined to push her away.

Curtis is looking at his phone when Finn walks in and asks, what’s he reading? Curtis says he’s researching spinal cord injuries, seeing if there’s hope, and Finn says, there’s always hope. Curtis asks, so what brings Finn? He knows it’s not a professional visit. Finn says he’s here as Curtis’s friend. They are friends, remember? Curtis got him through some pretty tough times. He just wants to return the favor, and let Curtis know he’s here for him, whatever he needs. Curtis says he appreciates the gesture. If Finn really wants to be a friend, just give him some space. Finn pulls up a seat and says, if anyone appreciates needing space, it’s him. As a fellow addict in recovery, he knows exactly what Curtis is going through.

Carly says, Nina just can’t help herself, can she? What doesn’t she understand about giving Willow some time and space, and letting her reach out to Nina when she’s ready? Nina says, that’s the thing. Willow called her. Willow is including her in her bubble of friends and family. Carly says, really? and Nina says she was as surprised as Carly is. They had an amazing visit, and she has Carly to thank for that.

Mac tries to clean up as Georgie and James struggle over the tablet again. He asks why they don’t work together to put the toys away. Mom said they can’t go to the pool until this place is straightened up. Georgie says, not until James gives her back her tablet, but Mac says, she won’t need it at the pool. James snatches the tablet, and says he’s going to delete all of Georgie’s Harry Styles songs. She chases him into the other room, and Mac wonders, who’s Harry Styles?

Sam says, Molly told her how she fell, but never said how it happened, and Molly says she was in these new crazy heels, missed a step, and fell in front of the courthouse. She was so embarrassed, until she realized she’d really hurt herself. She’s walked the steps a million times, and still doesn’t know how it happened. She was obviously distracted. Otherwise, she wouldn’t have missed the step, fallen, and hurt her leg. Sam asks, what made her so distracted? and Molly says, the only thing she can think about lately is if and how she and TJ should have a child.

Dante says, six months ago, Cody didn’t even know Sasha. Now he can judge her mental state? Cody says he’s a quick study, but Dante says he doesn’t think that’s enough time to tell if someone is actually improving or on an upward trajectory. Cody says he first got to know Sasha a little while ago at the Qs. They shared biscotti and they talked. Sasha was tentative at first. Kind of like a rider who’s been knocked off of a horse, but still has the courage to get back on. The more he talked to her, the more confident she became, and the better idea he got of how warm and open a person she is. Dante says, he hung out with her a lot after that? and Cody says, enough to keep forming the same impression of her. And she kept getting stronger every time. She was strong enough to maintain her composure when the producers of Home & Heart were sabotaging her. He was there. He saw what they did to her. That’s why he’s convinced, whatever the problem is here, it’s not Sasha. It’s the people around her.

Andie leaves Sasha’s room, and Gladys comes in. Sasha says, thank God she’s here. Gladys has to help her. She doesn’t belong here. Gladys says, she doesn’t remember, does she? and Sasha says, remember what? Gladys says, what she did. What happened at the MetroCourt. Sasha says she doesn’t remember anything. She has no idea what’s going on. Dr. Montague comes in and says he stopped in to check on Sasha. Sasha asks, why? and Gladys says, Sasha doesn’t remember, but she tried to kill Cody Bell.

Carly says, as Nina can see, she’s busy. Could she please get to the point of why she’s thanking Carly for Willow calling her? Nina says, it’s because of Carly why she had such a wonderful visit with Willow, and Carly says, how is that exactly? Nina says she assumes Carly dropped the vendetta against her, and Carly asks, who said she did that?

Portia tells Elizabeth that she knows it’s partially her fault that Curtis is pushing her away. She kept the secret from him for twenty years that Trina might be his daughter. Trina’s whole childhood was robbed from him because of her. He didn’t get a chance to see Trina grow up; she did. Elizabeth says she thought he made peace with that revelation, and Portia says she thought he did too. Elizabeth says, he’s building a relationship with Trina. He moved back into Portia’s house. She assumes that meant he’s forgiven Portia. Portia says she thought so too, but then she found out that he kissed Jordan. Elizabeth says, wait. What? When did this happen? Portia says, when they were living apart. All of a sudden, things were all turned around, and she was starting to feel doubt about him. She was so angry, hurt, and frustrated. She gave this man time and space, and this is what he does? That’s why she spent the night at the hospital instead of going home. She didn’t want to see him. She didn’t want to see that man’s face. Elizabeth says, she had every right to be angry that he kissed his ex-wife. But being shot, as awful as that is, doesn’t absolve him from all the inconsiderate, pigheaded things he’s ever done. It doesn’t make him a saint. Portia says, but he’s still the man she loves. She loves him with all her heart and wants to have a life with him, whether he’s in or out of a wheelchair.

Curtis says he’s not using, and Finn says, good. He just wanted to make sure that hasn’t changed due to Curtis’s current condition. Curtis says, the doctors have him on pain medication. He told them about his history of abuse, so they’re monitoring the doses. Finn says he’s glad Curtis is handling it for now, and Curtis asks, what’s that supposed to mean? Finn says he’s been there. Curtis is isolating himself from all the people who really care about him. Curtis says he’s just trying to figure this out and if it involves Portia or not, and Finn tells him, say he does want to go down this path on his own. Be honest with himself. How long before he starts looking for a little relief from all the pain and all the anger? How long before Curtis just wants to be alone with his drug of choice? Curtis says, this is not about addiction. It’s about his pride as a big baby man. He doesn’t want Portia and Trina to have to take care of him. He doesn’t want to tie them down at all. He never used to be that kind of man. Finn asks, what kind of man would that be? and Curtis says, helpless. Finn says, asking for help doesn’t make you helpless: it makes you smart. (He might also point out that Curtis just insulted everyone in wheelchairs everywhere.) He’s speaking from his own experience. He learned it the hard way. Curtis can’t shut out everybody. Once he accepts and swallows his pride, he accepts he can’t do this all on his own and lets in the people who really care about him, who really love him, that’s when progress happens. Not just physically, but spiritually as well. Curtis says, look at Dr. Finn getting all woo-woo, and Finn says, don’t tell anybody, but he’s going full-on new age now. He’s thinking about getting some crystals and dreamcatchers, and setting them up all around the room. Curtis says he’d pay money to see that, and Finn says him too. But in the meantime, don’t push away the people who care about him the most, not when he needs them the most. He says he’ll see Curtis around, and leaves.

Nina says she just assumed Carly buried the hatchet; that they’re putting this feud behind them. Carly says she doesn’t know what kind of game Nina is playing, but she’s busy and doesn’t have time for this. Nina says she’s not playing a game. She really means it. She wants them to get along… for Willow’s sake. They’re family. Carly says, they’re not family. Family gives. All Nina’s done is take. Nina asks what she’s taken from Carly this time, and Carly says, Nina took her life. Nina says, now Carly is blaming her for owning Kelly’s? and Carly says, they all know Willow’s heart knows no bounds, and she’s allowed Nina access, but the rest of Carly’s family is not so forgiving. She may be having a setback right now, but make no mistake. She’ll get back every single thing she lost; all of it. Carly goes in the behind the counter.

Dante says he assumes Cody’s means Gladys when he talks about the people around Sasha being the problem. Cody says he knew that woman couldn’t be trusted the second he met her, and Dante says, Gladys is the one who wanted Mac to arrest him about the bracelet. Cody says he didn’t take that bracelet. Gladys framed him. Dante says, but he’s been vague on the details of why Gladys would do that to him, and Cody says he knows he has and he’s sorry about that. Gladys didn’t want Sasha to trust him. She wanted him out of Sasha’s life. Dante asks, why? and Cody says, because he was trying to warn Sasha that Gladys couldn’t be trusted. Dante asks, why couldn’t Gladys be trusted?

Sasha asks why she’d try to kill Cody. Or kill anyone for that matter. She’s not a violent person. Montague says, she had a psychotic break. She became delusional. Sasha says, no. She doesn’t understand. This doesn’t make any sense. She was doing better. She was feeling strong and more in control. Gladys says, she wasn’t getting better, and Sasha says, she went back to work at Deception. Brook, Lucy, Maxie, they all said that she was doing better; she was doing great. Gladys says she’s so sorry, but they never said that, and Montague says, those are just more of her delusions. Gladys says, they were very concerned about her, but Sasha must have made all that up to convince herself that she was getting better. Sasha says, no. She didn’t imagine it. Montague suggests Gladys step outside, but Sasha tells Gladys, no. Please don’t. She needs Gladys to stay here with her. Gladys says, they should listen to the doctor, but Sasha says, please don’t. Gladys says she’ll be right outside the door. She’s not going anywhere. She leaves, and Maxie comes up to her in the hallway, asking if that’s Sasha’s room. Was Gladys visiting her? That’s why she’s here; she wants to see Sasha.

Elizabeth says she has to wonder, would Portia still be fighting for this relationship if the shooting had never happened? Portia says she thinks they would have taken some time to work through some of the things they were going through, and rebuild the trust they had before, but yeah, she would. Elizabeth asks if she’s certain, and Portia says she is. She’s hurt that he kissed Jordan, but she kept a secret from him for far too long. Elizabeth says, they both made mistakes, and Portia says, and they both hurt each other. Just thinking about how she almost lost him makes her realize how much she truly cares about him, and she’s loved him most of her life. Elizabeth says, now that she’s had that realization, what is she going to do about it?

Georgie backs James up, and he says, one more step, and he deletes her My Face account. She says, don’t do it, and he says, say goodbye to all her pictures. Mac says, give him the tablet, but James says he can’t. Once he gives Georgie back her tablet, she’s going to destroy his Millenium Falcon Lego set. Georgie says, he hasn’t even started building it yet, and he has no idea where she hid the cockpit so – she lunges for the tablet – let it go. They struggle again, and Mac tells them, stop fighting over the tablet. Give him the tablet. Now the three of them struggle over it, when Felicia walks in. She says, what on earth is going on in here?

Molly tells Sam that she never wanted to be one of those baby obsessed women. The ones who only think about being pregnant, and when they don’t, they’re mired in the fertility clinics and ovulation cycles. Sam says she doesn’t see Molly like that, but Molly asks if that’s not who she’s been lately. Now that she’s facing the reality she can’t carry a child or even use her eggs to create one, she can’t help but wonder if it’s the universe’s way of sending her a message that she was never meant to be a mother and should find other ways of fulfilling her life. Sam says, there’s nothing wrong with not having children, and Molly says she knows that. Sam says, does she? Then she needs to be honest with herself. How would she feel if she never had kids? Molly says, the rational part of herself says, that would be fine, and Sam asks what her heart says. Molly says, in her heart, she knows that she would always feel like there was something missing.

Dante says he believes what Cody is saying about Gladys, but all Cody’s told him is that she can’t be trusted. Why can’t she be trusted? Why did she want him out of Sasha’s life? Cody says, she’s also done things behind Sasha’s back when it comes to managing her estate. Dante says, like what? and Cody says, she sold Brando’s garage without Sasha knowing. When he told Sasha, Dante should have seen her face. She couldn’t believe it. Dante asks how Cody knew about Brando’s garage before Sasha, and Cody says he overheard Gladys and Selina Wu talking at The Savoy. Dante asks what he, Gladys, and Selina Wu were all doing at The Savoy at the same time.

Gladys says she’s sure Sasha would love to see Maxie, but Dr. Montague isn’t letting anybody visit her today. Maxie says she can convince him to make an exception for her friend, and Gladys steps in front of her, saying, she’s Sasha’s mother-in-law and guardian. She barely had time to say hello to Sasha before Dr. Montague asked her to leave. Maxie asks why the doctor isn’t allowing Sasha to have visitors, and Gladys says, poor Sasha is delusional. She’s completely out of it. She’s not making any sense. She doesn’t remember stabbing Cody Bell. It’s breaking her heart to see Sasha like this. Maxie says, she can’t really blame Sasha for freaking out in a place like this. She thinks anyone would. That’s why she needs her friends and family. Gladys says, the doctor is with her now. Hopefully, he can help. Maxie says, maybe it’ll help if Sasha sees her. Just for a minute. Come on. She really needs her friends.

Sasha tells Montague that she was getting better. She knows she was. She could tell. She asked her friend Sonny Corinthos what he thought of her recovery. He said he believed in her, and that he thought she could be in charge of her own life. Montague says, many of the things she thinks she’s remembering may just be a fignewtonment of her imagination. She doesn’t want to remember she almost killed someone, so she replaces those memories with made up ones, ones that make her feel better. She says, no, dammit. She did not imagine that conversation with Sonny. It was real. He says, it seemed real, but she adamantly says, no! She went to see him at his penthouse. He was supportive and said he trusted her judgement. And she was getting better. She was not imagining that. In fact, everything was going great until she started to see him and take that prescription he gave her. Just a thought, but wouldn’t her bag have been taken to the station as evidence? Wouldn’t they have gone through it and found that prescription?

Portia walks in to Curtis’s room, where he’s still on his phone, and he says he thought he said… She asks if he’s still following those horror stories on his phone. Why doesn’t he read these? She slaps some pamphlets on the bed, and says, these are going to help him understand rehabilitation and physical therapy regimens he’s going to be facing. That they’re going to be facing when he gets home. Because he is coming home. And as his wife, she’s going to be there. She’s going to be there with him every single step of the way. He can try all he wants to push her away, but it’s not going to happen. They’re husband and wife and they’re in this together, no matter what the odds are, no matter what life throws their way. She walks out, and he picks up a pamphlet. I get it. He was being a big baby, so she had to put her mom hat on and read him the riot act.

Finn finds Elizabeth in the lounge and asks if they’re alone. She says, the coast is clear, and he thanks her for the save earlier. She asks if he was in over his head, and he says he just wasn’t exactly sure how to help. Which is why he texted her. She says, he wasn’t doing too bad, but Portia needed a girlfriend shoulder to cry on. He says, she’s lucky to have Elizabeth, and she says, she and Curtis are going through hell right now. They were barely holding on to their marriage before he got shot. Now they’ve got to deal with his paralysis. It’s going to be difficult, but she hopes they find their way because she knows they love each other. Where did he disappear to? He says he was just helping a friend too.

Mac slumps in a chair, looking dazed and holding a butterfly net. Felicia tells Georgie that she’s doing a good job, and Georgie thanks her. Georgie and James are straightening up, and being ultra polite to each other. Felicia says, all toys need to be put away neatly on their own sides of the room. Clothes picked up and put away, and beds made. And they have to pass the Grandma Felicia inspection. Go on. The sooner they finish, the sooner they can leave for the pool. They hurry to their room, and Mac says, she’s a miracle worker. How did she do that? She winks at him and says she’s magic.

Sam asks if Molly has talked to TJ about this yet, and Molly says she has, but it’s not the same way she can talk to her sister. It’s so easy to talk to Sam. Sam says, that’s what big sisters are for, but how does TJ feel? Molly says, he wants to have kids; they both do. The question is, do they want to have a child right away? Sam says, it’s a lot to consider, especially since they’re both so early on in their careers, and Molly says, it’s a big decision all around. Maybe they wait, maybe they look to adopt, maybe the go the surrogate route. Although that’s become a landmine with Kristina. She knows there are a lot of options and a lot of decisions to make. Sam says, there are, but the silver lining is, Molly has a lot of time to go through all her options, and she and TJ can make the decision together. And when the two of them do, just remember she’ll be here to listen to Molly, and maybe someday even babysit.

Dante asks again, what were Cody, Gladys, and Selina Wu all doing at the Savoy at the same time? Either Cody cares enough about Sasha to tell him what he knows and how he knows it, or he doesn’t. Cody says, son of a bitch. Okay, fine. Selina Wu runs a high stakes, invitation only poker game in the back room at The Savoy. Gladys is one of her regulars. And she loses big, a lot. She’s lost more than she can ever pay back Selina. That’s why Gladys sold Brando’s garage to Selina, and he’s pretty sure Gladys is raiding Sasha’s bank accounts to pay her gambling debts. Dante asks how he knows all this, and Cody says he plays for Selina. Selina bankrolls him, and his job is to make sure her customers win, but not too big. Selina has threatened to kill him if he tells anyone, so now his life is in Dante’s hands.

Gladys says she thought what Maxie is thinking now. That if she was here, and Sasha saw that she loves her and is here for her, it would help, and it didn’t. Maxie says, okay. She doesn’t believe doing nothing is what’s best for Sasha. Gladys says, right now she and Maxie have to accept they can’t do anything for her. The best thing they can do is let the professionals help her. Maxie says, but she was doing so well. She was getting stronger and stronger, getting her life back on track, and this just happened out of nowhere. It makes no sense. Gladys says she knows. It is heartbreaking seeing her struggle with her mental health, but she’s in good hands. She suggests they get a cup of coffee, and she and Maxie leave.

Montague says, Sasha needs to calm down. She’s becoming agitated. Sasha says she isn’t, and Montague says he’s going to give her something to help her relax. He takes out a syringe, and she says, what is that? She doesn’t want that. Get Gladys back here please. Stop! She doesn’t belong here. He puts the syringe in her IV, and she yells, stop it now! struggling against the straps. She screams for help, and then goes limp.

Nina follows Carly and asks if that’s a threat. Carly says, maybe. Or maybe it’s just her mantra. Do with it what she wants, but get the hell out of her kitchen and take a seat. The waitress will be right with her. Nina says she’s lost her appetite, and leaves. Carly says, oh my God.

Tomorrow, Kristina says she’s been fooling herself this whole time; Esme asks Spencer if it’s a bad sign that he hasn’t heard from her; and Ava asks if this is how Sonny takes care of it.

🚑 GH Is In the Building…

It’s not until October, but if you want to go, better get tickets now.

🍽 The Family Institution…

I figured they were easing us into Bobbie’s death, but apparently, it was happening anyway.

🍸 Up For Debate…

While these are just matters of opinion, she who can do no wrong, aka LVP, is tied to both lists.

👠 New, More Compact Version…

All about Emily’s transformation. I don’t begrudge her happiness, but she looks like a different person.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1381481/rhocs-emily-simpson-reveals-what-bothers-her-most-about-her-ozempic-use

👄 But She Owns It…

I dunno about the Andy thing, but I love Janice. She just says whatever pops in her head, but she’s lived a rough life, so more power to her.

📸 Maybe She’s Afraid Of Flying Solo Cups…

I don’t think it’s because Teresa’s on a reality show.

🍊 Rehashing the OC…

It looks like everyone has a whole lot to say, yet they say nothing.

👖 Project Blue Jeans…

Loved the challenge of head-to-toe denim, and I had a lot of ideas. Oddly enough, not one designer made the denim headband I made in my head. Guest judges were designer Willy Chavarria and actress Julia Fox, and something I never saw coming happened at the end.

🐕 Great Equalizer…

Everybody loves their pets, and they don’t care who you are. They’ll poop on your floor regardless.

👾 Not Today, AI…

Boomerang back tomorrow for soap, an assortment of tea, words to ponder, and a timely tune. Until then, stay safe, stay treating everyone equally, regardless of their position in life, and stay remembering that asking for help doesn’t make you helpless; it makes you smart.

June 2, 2022 – An Old Friend Of Dante’s Drops In, More Than an Actor, Judgements, Shifting Sands, Wedding Leak, Shane Update, Pets (!) & Break Free

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Britt fumbles around under the parachute, and pops up, saying, what the hell was that? The parachutist pops up from the other side, and says, now that was interesting. Hello, Port Charles! Britt asks for someone to help her out of the pool.

Michael asks Carly, what is it? As long as it isn’t bad news. She looks at the envelope, and flashes back to opening it, and reading, Patient A has a 99.9999999999999 chance of being related to Patient B. Carly says, if this is true, Nina is Willow’s mother. Michael asks if she’s okay, and she lets out an audible breath.

Sonny comes into Charlie’s, and Phyllis says, that look on his face better not be disappointment. He says he’s always happy to see her, and she asks if he’d be happier if Nina was here. He asks if she came by, and Phyllis says, not today. He says, he called and texted, but she didn’t get back to him, and Phyllis asks if he’s worried about the hearing. He says, she didn’t let him know if the judge ruled, and Phyllis says, maybe it’s still going on. He could head over there and offer his support. He says he already did that, and he just made it worse.

Carly tells Michael, she’s fine. She’s just trying to decompress from the day. Willow says, tell her about it, when Drew joins them, and asks how it went. Michael says, they won, and Willow says, Nina has no one to blame but herself. Drew tells them, congratulations, and Willow takes Michael’s hand, saying, it really does feel like a victory, doesn’t it? After everything Nina put them through, and all that crap she said on the stand, it’s over. Nina can never lay claim to their family again.

At the park, Josslyn says she can’t believe Wiley beat her again. Maybe they should just play a different game. Wiley says, like what? and she says, like volleyball, but he says, no way; she’s too good. She says, finally, a little respect. Her phone dings, and she wonders who it could be. Wiley says, Cameron? and she says, he guessed it. Wiley says, Cameron texts her a lot. She reads: Don’t worry about Spencer. Will set him straight about Esme.

As they head for the room where Esme and Nikolas are, Spencer picks something up from the floor, and tells Ava, this is Esme’s jacket. He calls to Esme, and inside, she and Nikolas break apart. Nikolas says, Spencer. Spencer looks at Ava, who shrugs, and he tries the door, but it’s locked. He says, that’s funny. This door’s been locked. Who would have done that?

Brad continues to film, as Britt hoists herself out of the pool, and says, don’t worry about me. She struggles to stand up, using a table as leverage, and Maxie asks if she’s okay. Britt says, does she look like she’s okay? She tells Dante, feel free to arrest that guy at any time, but Spinelli thinks invoking the law is a little extreme. Britt says, he could have killed her, and Maxie says, don’t be dramatic. Britt says, excuse me? and Maxie says, he was obviously part of the entertainment, and did a really cool stunt. Brad says, he, for one, is thoroughly entertained, and Britt tells Dante, arrest him. Dante says, first things first, and asks the guy to get out of the pool. The guy says he’s a little tied up, and fiddles with his harness, and Dante tells him, get untied up. Come on, get out of the pool. He’ll give the guy five seconds. Britt says she’ll count. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5! Dante says, come on, and the guy frees himself, saying, all right. It’s official. He’s completely free. Britt says, not for long, and Dante says, Cody? The guy says, Dante? and Dante says he doesn’t believe this. Britt makes a face.

Carly says, if there’s one thing they’ve learned, it’s that Nina isn’t going to disappear quietly into the sunset, and Michael says, she took her best shot and lost. Can they please stop talking about Nina, and go home and celebrate with Wiley? Carly says, if only it were that simple, and Willow asks why it isn’t. Drew wonders if he can steal Michael for a minute, and they step into the hallway. Michael asks if it’s about the hearing, and Drew says, yes… and no. It’s mostly about ELQ.

Phyllis says, that hearing sounds like a nightmare, and Sonny says, it was. She says, maybe it’s naïve of her, but things were simpler back in Nixon Falls, weren’t they? If you had a problem with a neighbor, you worked it out over the fence. He says, or over a nice cold beer in town, and she says, and families duked it out at Thanksgiving not in court. He says, and lawyers get their fees, and everyone walks away like they lost, even if they won. She says, it must have been excruciating, standing up for Nina, knowing what it would do to his relationship with his son. Be honest though. If he could go back, and do it all over again, would he make a different choice?

Spencer jiggles the doorknob, and calls, Esme. Are you in there? He says he guesses not, throws the jacket on a chair, and leaves. Ava is about to knock, when Nikolas opens the door. Ava asks, what exactly was he doing in there?

Esme runs out onto the parapet in her underwear.

Brad hands a shirtless Cody a towel, and Britt says, really? Brad says, what? He looks cold. Cody says he’s sorry about getting Britt all wet, but in his defense, he was told the pool was going to be cleared. She says, well, it wasn’t, and he says he sees that now. Dante asks what Cody is doing here; working as a skydiver? Cody says, yeah, and Brad says, Jack of all trades. Cody says, exactly. Where did Dante Falconari end up, besides Port Charles? Britt says their little catch-up is cute, but can Dante arrest him now? Cody says, get out of town. Dante is a cop? and Dante says, guilty as charged. Cody says, him, an officer of the law? and Britt says she swears, if Dante doesn’t do something… Cody says, that is hilarious, and Dante puts handcuffs on him, and says, how about now? Is it funny now, or not so much?

Carly asks how Willow is feeling, and Willow says, mainly relieved. She can’t wait to move forward, and get on with their lives. Carly says, it got pretty intense with Nina. She’s never seen Willow that angry. Willow doesn’t think she’s ever been that angry. For them to go through what they did, and have Nina come begging, after the fact. After having her lawyer say in open court that Michael is violent toward women; that Nelle, a psychotic murderer was cowering in the shadows with her baby because she was scared of him? Why would she let Nina near her child after she did that to Wiley’s father?

Drew says, he’s not going to tell Michael what to do when it comes to his dad, or anything for that matter. If Michael wants to take Sonny down, that’s his call, but he can’t have Michael distracted. This is a high risk business venture, and they need to be present and focused. If whatever’s going on with Michael’s dad gets in the way, he’s going to have a problem with that. Michael says he hears Drew, but wants Drew to know where he’s coming from, and Drew says, fair enough. Michael says, Nina lied to his family for six months. She carried on a romance with Sonny in Nixon Falls for six months, while they grieved a man they thought was dead. She also came to visit Wiley under false pretenses, and took advantage of their generosity in giving her a second chance. That’s why they fought this petition; Nina is a bad influence. She’s not a person they want in Wiley’s life, and as Wiley’s parents, it’s their choice to make. Drew says he couldn’t agree more, and Michael says, Sonny disagrees. Today, he got on the stand and testified on Nina’s behalf. Drew says, it doesn’t surprise him that Michael is furious, but he had this campaign against his dad way before this hearing. Michael admits Drew is right.

Sonny tells Phyllis, would he change anything? He kept asking himself that as he walked out of the courtroom. She says, and? and he says, no, he wouldn’t. He knows that probably makes him a traitor, especially in Michaels eyes, but he sees it as being true to what he believes. She asks if he said that in his testimony, and he tells her, he said he thought Wiley deserves more love, not less, and people should put him first. And even if you make mistakes, you should learn by them, and lead by example; no one’s perfect. She says, amen to that, and he says, that includes him, but he’s not going to apologize for who he is. He’s not going to sit back and let a loving grandmother be cut out of her grandson’s life. It’s wrong. She says, wow. Nina means that much to him? and he says, Wiley means that much to him. He just hopes Wiley grows up, and he doesn’t want Wiley to just be Michael’s son or his grandson. He wants Wiley to be his own man.

Josslyn says, Wiley is so lucky he doesn’t have a girlfriend who drives him crazy, and he says he has a girlfriend. She says, who? and he says, her. She asks if she drives him crazy, and he says, not today. She says, good to know. You know what else she knows? He’s going to be real heartbreaker when he grows up. He asks, what’s a heartbreaker? and she says she has an idea. Does he want to take a little trip? He asks, where? and she says, you’ll see.

Spencer looks at Esme’s suitcase, when the doorbell rings. It’s Cameron, who says, what the hell? Spencer says he didn’t have to come all the way out here, but Cameron says, from the sound of Spencer’s text, he did. What happened with Esme? Spencer says, things were going great, he swears. He cut a deal with Ava to get him and Esme out of the house, and in exchange, he was going to have access to his trust fund. Plus, it would have the added benefit of giving him and Esme time together. It was a win-win-win. Cameron says, it’s perfect. Where did it go wrong? Spencer says, Esme started tearing into Trina. He couldn’t help it; he lost his cool, and he took off. Cameron asks, where? and Spencer says, he went for a ride to clear his mind. He realized he’d messed up, and came back to try and talk things out, but Esme was gone. Cameron says, Esme’s left the island? but Spencer says he doesn’t know. Her suitcase is here, but he can’t find her. It’s like she vanished.

On the parapet, Esme gets her clothes on, while inside, Nikolas asks if Spencer is with Ava. He thought he heard Spencer’s voice. She says, he did. Spencer’s looking for Esme; has he seen her? Nikolas says he hasn’t, and she says, he seems nervous. He says he’s just getting his bearings. He was reading, and fell asleep. She says, with the door locked? and he says, was it locked? The wind must have blown it shut, locking it by accident. She says, it must have been some nap. His hair’s all mussed up, and he missed a button. He suggests they go downstairs, but she thinks they should stay here; it’s quiet and private. Perfect for what she has to say. He says he thinks she made her feelings perfectly clear when she threatened to walk out, and she says, about that. They hear something outside on the parapet, and Ava says, what was that? Outside, Esme curses herself for dropping her shoe.

Dante says, Cody could have hurt someone, and Britt says, yeah, here. Cody says, it was a paid gig. If there’s an issue, take it up with the people who hired him. An officer asks if Dante needs a hand, but Dante says, no, and thanks him for the cuffs. Brook says she knows Chase wants to get in there. it’s just a few more weeks. He asks if they can sit and talk, and they go to a table. Britt says she’s curious about Cody’s job description. Did it say party crasher? Cody says he was supposed to land in the pool; make a big splash… literally. But then… What is her name? Brad says, her name’s Britt, and Britt kicks at him. Cody says, then Britt was smack in the middle of his landing zone. Spinelli says, it is a brilliant marketing strategy; a singles event with eligible men literally raining from the sky. Not that he took any pleasure in how it transpired. The main thing is Britt’s okay, yes? She says, she’s fine, and Cody says, see? She says, but she could have downed, so off to jail he goes. Cody says, Dante’s not doing this, is he? and Britt looks at Dante.

Willow tells Carly, Nina is certifiable. In one breath, it’s, take pity on me; you’re wonderful parents. And in the other, it’s, just kidding; Michael is a woman and child abuser. Carly says, she’s a piece of work, and Willow says she’s just done. Nina better not show up, or try to contact them. The judge made her decision; it’s over. Carly says she couldn’t agree more, and puts the envelope in her bag. She says, all that matters now is giving Wiley the best childhood possible, and Willow says, that is 100% the plan. I can’t wait for this to backfire.

Michael tells Drew, he knew Sonny was different after he returned from Nixon Falls, but when he realized he didn’t know who Sonny was, was at Nina’s trial, when Sonny defended her. A few weeks later, Sonny slept with Nina, and a few weeks after that, Sonny and Carly were divorced. Drew says, Michael is furious on his mom’s behalf, but Michael says, he’s furious with himself. All the years wasted on believing in Sonny, his honor, loyalty, and love. But he sees Sonny for exactly what he is now; he’s a criminal with a long line of luck. This is where his luck ends, and Michael is going to see to it. Drew says, this is where he steps in. He knows what’s going on; Dante told him. Michael plans to use ELQ to go after Sonny. Michael says, and Drew wants no part of that, and Drew says, no, he doesn’t. He’s not just some guy Michael works with; he’s Michael’s uncle. Obviously, he wants to protect ELQ, but more than that, he wants to protect Michael. Michael says he’s good, but Drew says, hear him out. He’s never been that close with Sonny, even when he thought he was Jason, and he agrees Sonny has acted badly. He’s going to stop short of saying Sonny failed his family, because it’s a complicated and tricky situation. Michael says, that is exactly what he did, but Drew says, a lot of people close to Michael don’t feel the same way. So the harder he pushes Sonny, the harder it’s going to be for Dante, for Kristina, and especially for Avery and Donna. They’re too young to be able to grapple with all this. Michael says, loving his siblings, and propping Sonny up are two different things, but Drew says he’s not asking Michael to prop Sonny up. Michael says, it’s what they do every time they pretend Sonny is a legit coffee importer. Michael’s not a gangster. He’s not going to go in guns blazing. He’s a businessman. He’s going to outmaneuver Sonny, and he’s going to do it without ELQ. Drew asks if Michael is sure about that, and Michael says he’s not going to let his issues with his father get in the way of his business with Drew. Drew says, he’s going to keep them separate, right? Because their company, and the people who depend on them, can’t be used to punish Sonny. Michael says, understood.

Phyllis says she doesn’t need a transcript to know Sonny’s heart’s in the right place. She saw it in Nixon Falls. The way he stood up to Elijah when he saw Elijah was trying to take advantage of them. How he treated them like family… when Lenny got sick. He says, they are family, and she says, hell, he almost died when he pulled her and Nina out of that fire. He says, make sure she tells Wiley that one day, but she says she has the feeling he’ll get the chance to tell Wiley himself. The Pub phone rings, and Phyllis answers. It’s Scotty, and Phyllis says, no, she hasn’t come in… I see… Of course (🍷) I will. She says goodbye, and tells Sonny, Nina lost.

Cameron says he can’t believe Spencer let Esme get inside his head – again. Spencer says he doesn’t need a lecture. Not today. It was bad enough seeing Trina with Officer What’s-His-Face at the gallery. Cameron says, she was with Rory? and Spencer says, there was nothing going on, but he didn’t love it. Then to have Esme rip into her… Cameron says, Trina doesn’t need Spencer defending her honor; she can take care of herself. Spencer says he understands, but Cameron says, clearly he doesn’t. His brothers are upset enough that their mother is away, and Joss goes into combat mode every time he suggests Spencer’s not evil incarnate. Spencer says, he knows it’s rough, but Cameron says he doesn’t need Spencer’s sympathy. What he needs Spencer to do is expose his girlfriend already.

Nikolas rebuttons his shirt, and Ava heads to the door to look outside. Nikolas says, it must have been the bats. This is the time of the afternoon they come out. Because everyone knows bats come out in the daytime. Really? He says, they should be grateful the bats eat all of the insects, and Ava says she’ll be sure to send a thank you note. She steps away from the door, saying, bats, vermin with wings. Esme listens from outside, and Nikolas asks if Ava will join him downstairs. She says, in a minute. She needs to apologize. She’s sorry she threatened to walk out on him. She didn’t mean it. She’s so sorry. She shouldn’t have done that.

Spinelli asks Sam if she can’t persuade her beau there’s no need for such drastic measures, and Britt says, what? Brad says, he agrees; let muscles off with a warning. Cody says, or a good spanking, and Dante says, the law’s the law. He’ll do Cody a favor and not arrest him in front of an audience. Let’s go. Sam runs up, and says she’s coming with Dante. Cody asks if she’s Dante’s girlfriend, and Dante introduces them. Cody says, the pleasure’s all his, and Dante says, let’s get out of here. Dante leads Cody away, and Britt calls, enjoy lock up!

Brook says, so much for finding true love, huh? and Chase says, happily ever after is hard to come by. Brook wonders if it’s not better to quit while you’re ahead; save yourself the agony. Chase says, it’s definitely a smart play. Fortunately, Finn was the smart one in the family.

Going back in the courtroom with Michael, Drew asks if everything is okay, and Willow says, everything’s great. Carly says, everything turned out the way it was meant to for everyone involved, and Michael asks if Willow is ready to go home. She says, so ready, when Wiley runs in. Michael picks him up, and Willow asks what he’s doing here. Josslyn says she figured they’d want to see him. She hopes it’s okay. Willow says, it’s more than okay, and thanks her. Michael says, Wiley is a sight for sore eyes, and Wiley asks why his eyes are sore.

Sonny leaves Nina a voicemail, saying, he heard the news; he’s sorry. Call him back when she can, or text him, and he’ll be right there. He tells Phyllis to do him a favor. If Nina comes in, let him know. She asks where he’s going, and he says he’s going to find Nina. She says, they’re both worried, but possibly, Nina may not want to be found. Maybe the point is for her to be alone right now, to process, to grieve, to scream. He says, the last time she was like this, she went to Nixon Falls, and Phyllis asks if that doesn’t prove her point. He says he needs to be with her, and she says, he doesn’t even know where to start. He says, that’s where she’s wrong, and he leaves.

Nikolas flashes back to him and… please don’t make me look at this again. Ava asks if he isn’t going say something, and he says he thought it was over; that she was giving up on them. She says, no. She guesses she was thinking about it, but she went to the firing range to blow off some steam and ran into his mother. Laura told her that he’d asked her to write a letter of recommendation to the Adams Day School for Avery. He says, he knew his mother would be happy to help. Turns out she knows the headmistress. Ava tells him, that’s what she said. The letter is already sent, and she has a call in to the Director of Admissions, and that’s great. She’d really like Avery to go to Adams, but hearing what he did, without making a big fuss or wanting any credit, was a wake-up call for her. She was reminded how thoughtful and generous he can be. After her anger cooled down, she was able to hear his mother’s sage advice. He asks if she’s sure it wasn’t a lecture, and she says, maybe a little of both, but it got her thinking. Not that they don’t have real issues to work through – they do – but she’s never been a quitter, and doesn’t intend to start being one now. Does he?

Brook says, so Chase isn’t a world famous physician like his brother, but he’s smart in other ways. He asks, how so? and she says, like knowing when to step in and save her from blowing it with Valentin. He sacrificed so much to protect Bailey from Peter. He says, that’s not necessarily smart, and she says, heroic then. Maybe she was wrong. He says, about? and she says, the whole quitting while you’re ahead thing. Maybe it’s the exact opposite. You need to jump in more, think less. He says he can do that. In fact, he’s going to make the leap right now. He’ll do everything he can to help her get her music back.

Spinelli gives Britt some coffee, assuring her, it’s the best way through. He has a prediction. One day they’ll look back on the events of today, and see only fond memories. Brad says, he will, but Britt tells him, don’t get any ideas. He’s all mine.

At Charlie’s, Cody says, he thought for a second, Dante was actually going to haul him in, and Dante says, for a second, he was. They bring beers over to the table where Sam is sitting, and Dante says, a tip if he may? The next time Cody decides to jump out of an airplane for money, make sure he doesn’t jump in a pool, public or private. Cody says, noted, and Sam says, Cody is lucky Dante had an extra change of clothes in his car. (Like they’re the same size. Hint: they’re not.) Cody says, gracias, compadre, and Dante says, Cody’s welcome, but he wants them back. Cody says, that Britt woman, she’s something else, and Sam says, that’s one way to put it. Dante says, Cody should thank them. They saved him from Britt’s wrath. Cody says he’ll pay them back by letting them buy him dinner. After all this commotion, he’s starving. Phyllis comes over, and Dante introduces Cody. He asks Phyllis if everything is okay.  

Sonny runs into the cemetery, calling for Nina. He goes over to Nelle’s grave, and bends down.

Michael asks if Wiley had fun with Aunt Josslyn, and Wiley says, they played a game, and he won. Josslyn demands a rematch, and Willow thanks Josslyn for taking care of Wiley while they were… Josslyn says, indisposed. Of course (🍷). Anytime. Is everything good? Wiley asks what Michael and Willow are doing here, and Carly says, Wiley wasn’t the only one playing a game. His mommy and daddy won too. Josslyn says, they did? and hugs Michael. She says, thank God, and hugs Willow. She’s so happy that the game worked out the way they’d hoped. Michael says, so are they.

Spencer says, Cameron is right. He can’t keep ping-ponging from Esme to Trina if he’s going to make this work. He needs to show Esme that he’s all in. It just drove him crazy seeing Trina at the gallery with that cop. Cameron tells Spencer, he’s going to say something and he needs Spencer to hear him. He’s going back to take care of Jake and Aiden. He will not lose Joss because Spencer can’t keep his head in the game. Do whatever it takes at this point; Cameron doesn’t care. Confess to Trina, suck it up to Esme, just make it happen tonight. Or he will.

Nikolas asks, what brought on Ava’s change of heart? and she says she just told him. He says, right; his mother and a letter of recommendation. She says, and herself, and he asks why she didn’t tell him before. She says, before what? He recovers nicely, and says, before they came so close to losing what they have. She says she’s telling him now. That’s got to count for something. He says, it counts for everything. Yes, they still have issues, and of course (🍷) they need to discuss them, but not here. Come with him. She won’t regret it. He holds out his hand, and she takes it. They leave, and Esme walks in from the parapet. She says, how wrong you are, Nikolas. Ava will regret it, and so will you.

Brad says, Britt has the hots for parachute guy? Not that he blames her, but those weren’t the vibes he was getting. She says she’s interested, but only to the extent that he helped her prove her point. What’s better evidence that true love is a lie than a cynical attempt to sell it with stunts? Spinelli says, there was nothing cynical about it, and Brad says, what’s wrong with a little romance? Bonus if it’s wrapped in a package as drool worthy as Candy’s. Spinelli says, Cody, and Brad says, whatever. His name could be Elmer for all Brad cares. Britt says she’s going to sue him for assaulting her, and Spinelli says he thinks assault is a bit of a stretch. She says, she’s going to sue him, even if she has to sue him for every stitch of clothing he’s not wearing.

Sam and Dante come back to the table, and Cody asks if everything is copacetic. Dante says, yeah; it’s just family stuff. Cody says, let him know if he can help, and Sam says, who is he? He says, Cody Bell. We met at the pool? She says, she knows, but until an hour ago, she didn’t even know he existed, now he and Dante seem to be picking up where they left off. Dante says, you know how it is when you’re friends from childhood. They literally grew up together. Cody says, and got into trouble together, and Dante says, that too.

Chase says, maybe he does think too much, and Brook says, he does. He says, maybe he should start seizing the moment, and she says, there’s no time like the present. They almost kiss, when Chase’s phone dings. He says, it’s his brother. He’s having a tough time with everything that’s going on with Elizabeth. She says, Chase should go be with him, and he says, really? She says, really, and he says, okay, thanks. And tomorrow, it will all about her and him, and getting the goods on Linc. And once they do, they can use it to get her music back. She says, she’ll see him tomorrow; she can’t wait. He says, him either, and heads for the door. Brook goes over to Britt’s table, and says, that was quite a splashdown. Brad says, Cody can splash into his bath anytime, but Spinelli says, technically, a tub is indoors, and you can’t splash down into it. Brook and Chase steal a glance at each other.

Carly asks Wiley for a hug, and says she loves him so much. Always remember that. He says he will, and Josslyn leaves with Willow, Michael, and Wiley, amid congratulations from Carly and Drew. When they’re gone, Drew says, what was that head nod? Was it because of the DNA results, or because Willow doesn’t know yet? Carly says, it was the results; she heard from the lab. He says, and? and she says, Nina’s not Willow’s mother. He says he guesses it was for the best, and Carly says, especially after the hearing; it was brutal. He says, Michael told him a little bit about it. Sonny testified for Nina. She says, that was the least of it. And the whole ordeal happened because of Nina; because of her selfishness and entitlement issues. Poor Willow is just exhausted, and she’s angry, and she wants Nina as far away from her family as possible. Drew says, it would have been awful if Nina was her mom, and Carly says, but she’s not. He wonders why Harmony said she was, and Carly says, Harmony was a troubled woman, but it doesn’t matter where Willow came from. It matters who she is today, and how much she loves Michael and Wiley, and the life they have to look forward to. I dunno. I’m not so sure Drew is buying this.

Sonny finds something on the ground, but we don’t see what it is. He looks around. I wonder if it’s Nina’s necklace.

Spencer walks into the now unlocked room, and Esme is there. He says, finally. Where has she been? She says, she’s been around, and he says he’s been looking everywhere for her. There’s something he needs to tell her. She says she has something she needs to tell him too.

Ava says, Nikolas is acting strange. What’s going on? He’s scaring her. Spit it out. He says, there’s something she needs to know.

Tomorrow, Rory can’t wait to see what else Trina introduces him to; Cameron says he has something to tell Josslyn; Sonny says, Nina may do something she’s going to regret.

📋 Exit Interview…

I’d forgotten he also writes for GH. He was co-writer of today’s episode.

💳 All That Glitters…

I’m not too keen on that pot stirring model. Anyone who has to tell you they’re amazing, probably isn’t.

🌇 Changing City…

I know there are worse places, but it is kind of amazing how such a cosmopolitan city still needs to catch up in so many ways.

💏 Love Bubble Coopted…

On a scale of one to hair pulling, I wonder how mad Teresa is.

⚖️ He’s Legal…

I like these two, and I’m glad things are working out all around.

🐩 On a Furry Note…

Enjoy some celebrities with their pets. Or just enjoy the pets.

⚓️ Pulling Up Anchor…

Pop in tomorrow for some soap, tea of all kinds, a thoughtful collection of quotes, and a musical moment. Until then, stay safe, stay taking only your own inventory, and stay being true to what you believe.

September 30, 2021 – Sonny Visits Nikolas, Don’t Worry, Reunion Rumble, No Expert, Pets Of the Famous & Trees

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Carly tells Jason, Nina knew the whole time Sonny was alive. They got married, and she knew. He says she can’t burn Nina’s life down, and she says, watch her. He says, why let Nina be the victim after all the hell she’s put everybody through? Carly says, Nina needs to pay, and he says, so stand back and let her pay the consequences. Let people hate her the way she deserves. Isn’t it more satisfying that she loses everything and has only herself to blame? She says, fine; she’ll back off. She asks why he’s looking at her, and he says he wants her to mean what she’s saying right now. She says she gets it. If she goes after Nina, Nina will make her out to be the bad guy, and she can’t go down that road again. Nina is so lucky that Jason got there. He says, Josslyn told him, so he had her phone tracked. She says, Josslyn must be so worried and confused, and he says, Josslyn’s exact words were that she was meddling, but she was concerned things might escalate. She says, Josslyn was right. Can he believe Nina knew Sonny was alive? He says, Sonny told him, and was going to tell her. She says she can’t believe what’s happening. She has to go. He asks where she’s going, and she promises not to go anywhere near Nina, and walks out past Ned, slamming the door. Ned asks Jason, what happened? Or is it about to happen?

Alexis finds Shawn in the library setting up the checkerboard. He says she owes him a rematch. She sits down and says she doesn’t know what the point is; he’s going to lose. She has an idea. Why doesn’t he tell her what’s going on with Hayden’s investigation? He said they were a good team. He says, this might come as a surprise to her, but they don’t always have to be on a mission. He says maybe he’s just here for the company, but she says, maybe the company doesn’t find it very exciting to keep beating him at checkers. So let her be his sounding board. Maybe she can help him find out who really tried to kill Hayden.

On the phone, Doc says, Laura coming home soon makes him happy. How are she and Martin getting along? Any sibling rivalry over the TV remote?… That’s good. Doc’s glad he knows his place… Spencer has settled back into Windymere. Hopefully he and Nikolas can smooth things over… He’s afraid not. Ava is still leaving Port Charles. Ava knocks at Doc’s office door, and says she hasn’t left yet. She still has some unfinished business.

Cameron asks what Spencer is talking about. What could he have possibly done to make him feel like he doesn’t deserve a relationship with his own father? He’s known Spencer a long time. He’s seen Spencer at his best, and seen him at his worst, and a lot of those times, the worst outweighed the best. He hopes Spencer knows, he’ll always be there for him, no matter what he’s done. Spencer says, it’s easy for Cameron to say. He’s been in boarding school in Europe while Cameron and Josslyn were at PC High. He’s changed; they all have. Cameron says, if Spencer wants to make a list, and compare the terrible things they’ve done, trust him, he’s in no position to judge. Spencer says Cameron might not, but Trina is a whole other story. Cameron tells him, who says she has to know? and Spencer asks if he can really make that promise. What about Josslyn? The three of them are pretty tight. Cameron says they only have to know what Spencer wants them to know. Spencer says he’s got to admit, it’s been killing him, when the doorbell rings. Cameron asks if Spencer is expecting anyone, and Spencer says, whoever it is, he’ll send them packing. Spencer opens the door, and Trina says, surprise.

Sonny asks how he can help Esme, and she introduces herself. Josslyn pops her head out from around the corner, and Esme says she thought Sonny would like to know Spencer is back in Port Charles. Sonny asks when Spencer arrived, and what he’s been up to, and Esme says, he came home early this summer to surprise his dad… and it’s been one eventful reunion. He asks if Spencer is in trouble, and she says, Spence isn’t, but his father might be. Josslyn watches.

Trina says she thought Spencer would be glad to see her, given their history. She says hi to Cameron, adding that she didn’t think he’d be there. Spencer wonders why security didn’t tell him she was arriving on the launch, and she says, they remembered she had VIP status from his party. They knew she’d always be welcome. Is she interrupting? Spencer says he and Cameron were just catching up. He’s always happy to see her, but why didn’t she call first? Cameron says, good question, and Trina says she needed to show Ava some documents before she took off for Bora Bora with Spencer’s dad. Spencer says, Ava’s not here. Neither is his father. It sounds like she should be looking for them at the airport.

Doc says Laura heard right. Ava just arrived, and it sounds like she’d like to have a talk… He will… Her too. He loves her. He tells Ava that Laura wishes her safe travels, and wants him to tell her that this isn’t goodbye. She expects Ava to return to Port Charles once the police find her stalker. Ava says, sounds like an excellent plan, and asks when Laura returns from her mayor business in DC. He says, soon. Is she sure she doesn’t want to wait and say goodbye in person? She says she can’t. She has a flight booked for London, and sublet a flat. The wheels are definitely in motion. He says he’s sure Laura will understand, and Ava says she stopped by to let him know the divorce papers are filed, and she’s said goodbye to Nikolas. He says, and Avery? She says, Avery is safe with Carly… and Sonny. She’s sure he’s heard about Sonny’s return. He says he has, and he’s very happy for Sonny’s family. She says, Avery is over the moon to have her daddy back. It makes leaving her a little bit easier. He says he does have some free time right now, if she’d like to talk about what’s going on, but she says she’s not there for counseling. She needs for him to make her a promise.

Alexis gives Shawn some coffee, and he asks if Sam knows she wants to be a private investigator. She says she doesn’t have to be a private investigator. She used to be a lawyer, and she’s a Cassadine. She has a very unique perspective on the criminal mind. He says, and he’s worked with criminals for years, not to mention being locked up with them. He thinks he has a similar perspective. She says she sees where this is going. He’s afraid she’s going to get all this information, share it with TJ and Molly, and they’re going to go off on another crusade. He says, that’s a very real consideration. Speaking of Molly and TJ, they’re never home. He thought maybe they’d share dinner once in a while, watch a movie on TV. He microwaves a mean bag of popcorn. She says, nice deflection. What is it he’s trying so hard not to tell her? He knows how she is, and he knows she’s not going to let it go. He says, Jordan’s been injured, and she says she’s sorry; what happened? He says she was trying to help him. Things went sideways. She asks, how? and he says, she was helping him look into Naomie Dreyfuss’s murder. They found a passenger, Roger Barstow, who sat next to her on the plane back to Port Charles. She asks if that was helpful, and he says, Jordan went to interview him at his home. Just as she arrived, who should show up but Curtis and Portia. She asks what they were doing there, and he says, following their own lead. Curtis is helping Sam look into whether Drew is still alive, and if he is, what happened to him. She says, so his investigation and their investigation led to the same house. He says, that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

Ned asks Jason, so Nina knew Sonny was alive, and just kept visiting Wiley there at Michael’s house, and didn’t say a word? Jason says, that’s why Carly slammed out. Now he knows. Ned says he can only imagine how Michael and Willow will feel. They gave Nina a lot of time with her grandson, which she clearly didn’t deserve. She’s disrupted a lot of lives, Jason’s included. What happens to Jason now that Sonny’s back?

Did Nina make secret visits to Wiley? Because I only remember her visiting once since she went to Nixon Falls, and they’re acting like she was practically hanging out there all summer.

Jax opens the door to Carly, who stomps in, asking, what the hell was he thinking? He says he guesses she spoke to Nina, and she says, he knew Sonny was alive, and conspired with Nina… He says he didn’t conspire. He wasn’t part of Nina’s lies. She says he knew Sonny was in Nixon Falls, but he says he had a hunch; he didn’t know for sure. She says he should have told her about the hunch. She was getting married. He says they’d been fighting so much lately, if he had come to her and said he thought Sonny was alive, she would have accused him of preventing her from marrying Jason. She says he’s been trying to control how she lives her life, and he says, in what universe does Sonny not being home further his agenda? Does she honestly think he wants her with Sonny or Jason? She makes a mean, stupid face at him, and shakes her head.

Sonny asks how Nikolas is in trouble, and Esme says, it involves Mr. Cassadine and his wife, Ava Jerome. He says he knows; they’re divorced. She says, of course (🍷) he would know. He and Ms. Jerome co-parent their daughter Avery, right? She’s sure he thinks it’s none of her business, but Spence adores that little girl. The last thing she wants is for Spence to get hurt. Sonny asks, why would he? and she says she overheard Mr. Cassadine talking on the phone. It sounded like he and Ava plan to leave Port Charles today, and take Sonny’s daughter Avery with them. Josslyn leans back against the wall, and says, she wishes she could hear them.

Carly tells Jax, she loves Sonny. She never would have married Jason if she knew Sonny was alive; he knows that. He says he didn’t have time to tell her. Everything he did in Nixon Falls was to help bring Sonny home to her and the family. She asks how he even knew Sonny was in Nixon Falls, and he says it’s going to sound crazy. Does she remember when Josslyn and Trina came looking for him in Nixon Falls? Trina happened to bring home a homemade jar of marinara sauce she picked up from a bar there. Josslyn used that sauce to make him dinner the other night, and she thought it tasted exactly the way Sonny used to make it. She says, he thought Sonny was in a bar in Nixon Falls, making sauce? like this is the worst thing in the world, but he says, no. Remember the first time he was there, and he got shot? When he was on the gurney, and they were about to put him in the ambulance, he thought he saw Sonny. She asks why he didn’t tell her and Josslyn? and he says, because Nina convinced him that he was hallucinating. Carly raises her fists and grits her teeth, saying, Nina’s lied to him for months. Why isn’t he more angry? Ha! She’s such a piece of work. Because she’s more angry, everyone should be. And all the faces she makes. Ugh.

Shawn tells Alexis, because of the gas she inhaled in Barstow’s basement, Jordan’s remaining kidney was compromised. She needs outpatient treatment in a clinic in Albany that specializes in nephrology. She says, poor Jordan, but it’s good Portia is making a full recovery. She has questions. What’s the connection between Dreyfuss and Barstow, and who is the man Curtis chased into the woods, and does Shawn think he could have killed Barstow? And how does Drew’s plane crash relate to all this? He says he can’t answer any of those questions. Although they do have a tenuous connection between Roger Barstow and Drew Cain’s plane crash. She asks what it is, and he says, the Creighton-Clark clinic.

Doc pulls out a chair for Ava, and says he’s at her service. What kind of promise would she like him to make? She sits, and says, he knows how deep Nikolas’s emotions run – they’re either in a very good place, or a very bad place. Doc says, right now, he’s in a bad place because he’s losing his wife, and she says she’s hoping her absence allows him to work on his relationship with Spencer, because she won’t be around for him to worry about anymore. He says, sometimes the absence of a loved one just makes you miss them more, and she says, like he misses Laura? She is a bit worried about Nikolas. Can he look out for Nikolas? Just make sure he doesn’t give in to his darker impulses?

Josslyn takes a photo of Esme talking to Sonny. Sonny asks if Esme heard Nikolas say he’s taking off with Avery, and she says, he was booking a first class flight to Bora Bora for himself, Miss Jerome, and Sonny’s daughter. She’s sure he thinks he’s protecting Avery from the stalker, but she thought Sonny should know. He says she was right to come to her with this. Thanks for filling him in. He leaves, and Josslyn comes out, and looks at Esme.   

Trina asks if Spencer’s dad told him that he and Ava kissed and made up, but Spencer says, Cameron did. Cameron says, after Trina told him that he booked first class reservations for Nikolas and Ava, he assumed Nikolas had already told Spencer. Trina says, Ava already told her, and she was so excited. Spencer’s phone rings, and he says he has to get this. Trina says, it’s not his dad, is it? but Spencer says he thinks his dad is too busy flirting with Ava to remember he has a son. Privacy please. Trina and Cameron go to the entryway, Cameron closing the door behind them. Trina asks what Cameron is doing there. He was supposed to tell Spencer the lie about Bora Bora, then leave. Thereby giving Spencer the freedom to leave Windymere, and them the freedom to tail him. The way this is going, they might never find out if he’s Ava’s stalker.

Spencer asks Esme, where are you? She says, relax. She took care of things. Daddy dearest won’t be taking off to Bora Bora with the wicked wife. He asks, why not? and she says she told him that she took care of things. He says, what did she do?

Ava tells Doc, for two people who started off manipulating one another, she and Nikolas formed a very strong bond. He says, some might even call it love, and she says, maybe it’s the difference in their backgrounds. She’s much more pragmatic. She hates leaving, but knows it’s something she has to do. She knows she’ll miss her life there, especially Avery. Of course (🍷) she’ll miss Nikolas. She’s sure she’ll probably shed a tear or two, but she knows she’ll be all right. Nikolas isn’t like that. He’s not used to compromise, to having to adjust. She’s worried that once the reality of her absence sets in, he won’t react well. That’s why she needs Doc to look after him. Doc asks, who’s going to look after her? and she says she’ll look after herself. She won’t be anybody’s victim. Never again. She thanks him for everything, and tells Doc, take good care of him. And please give that beautiful wife of his a hug. She hugs Doc, and he says he will. He tells her to take care too.

Shawn tells Alexis, Roger Barstow worked in the records department at Creighton-Clark. Drew was there for at least six months. Curtis thought there might be something in the records tied to Drew’s disappearance. Portia went with him, hoping her doctor status would encourage Barstow to share files. Alexis says, instead, Jordan found him murdered in the basement, and Shawn says he wishes he could find out if Barstow working at the clinic is relevant to him sitting next to Naomie on the plane. Or is it just some bizarre coincidence? She says, he told her they bought their plane tickets together. That doesn’t strike her as a coincidence. He says he’s more interested in her reaction when he mentioned Creighton-Clark, and she says, Drew was her former son-in-law. He says, of course (🍷). She would have heard mention of the clinic, and know Robin was instrumental in his escape. She says, there’s that, but it turns out she has a more direct family connection to Creighton-Clark.

Cameron says, what is he still doing there? What is Trina doing there in the first place? That was not part of the plan. She says she had to improvise when Joss left to tail Esme, and there was no sign of him at the pier. He says, Spencer was about to tell him something really important, and she says, Spencer told Cameron that he was Ava’s stalker? He says, it was kind of heading in that direction. He didn’t say the words exactly, but she blew it the moment she walked in.

Spencer tells Esme not to play around. How did she take care of things between his father and Ava? Are they reconciled or aren’t they? She says, don’t worry about the minor details; focus on the big picture. His father is going to be convinced to stay in Port Charles by someone a lot more persuasive than him. He says, this is not making him feel better, but she says, it’s too late. She lit the match, and the fuse is burning. Oh, one more thing. The explosion happens at Windymere, and he doesn’t want to be around.

Doc sees Josslyn, and says, hello. He asks if everything is all right. Esme realizes Josslyn has been there.

Jason tells Ned, Sonny is back, so things just go back to normal. Ned says, and by normal, he means Carly and Sonny are still married, and Jason is once again Sonny’s loyal lieutenant. Jason says, pretty much, and Ned assumes Jason is thrilled, but doubts Jason’s mother will be. He knows she said she supported Jason and Carly being married. That’s because Jason told her that he was happy, and that’s all Monica wants for him. Still, he imagines she’ll be relieved that he and Carly are no longer husband and wife. Jason says, probably, and Ned says, the downside is Sonny’s back, a man she’s loathed since the day Jason started to work for him. Jason says, it was always his choice to work for Sonny, and Ned says Jason doesn’t need to defend Sonny. He is who he is. He did what he did. The point is, now he’s back, which means once again he’ll be calling the shots, while Jason will be taking all the risks. That has to be a nightmare for his mother.

Jax tells Carly, Nina made the wrong choice with good intentions. She thought she was protecting Sonny from his old life. She says, protecting Sonny? and he says, she thought he was happier in Nixon Falls. Carly laughs, and says, she’s a liar. She was doing it to protect Sonny, she was doing it to save her relationship with Wiley, when the fact is, Nina still blames her for what happened to Nelle, so this is payback, plain and simple. He says, it’s true that Nina was traumatized by everything that happened to Nelle, but was she really wrong about Sonny’s safety? He heard a limo blew up outside of her wedding, and a couple of mobsters got killed. She asks if he’s seriously saying this to her right now? Is he kidding her? He says he’s not talking about Sonny’s physical safety in Nixon Falls. He was happier there mentally, and Nina saw that. Carly says, so she should go thank Nina?

Jax says Carly wasn’t in Nixon Falls. She didn’t see Sonny’s life there. It was simpler, less complicated. He was a guy named Mike. He worked behind the bar, and took care of… She tells him, stop. He saw what he wanted to see. He’s hated Sonny for 25 years. He’s hated how powerful Sonny is, how arrogant he is. She’s sure nothing made him happier than seeing Sonny humbled, tending bar somewhere. (Good Lord, here she goes again, looking down on normal people.) He asks if she honestly believes that his only issues with Sonny are about his ego. She knows how much he hates that Sonny’s business puts Josslyn at risk, and his return might make her life even more dangerous. Carly says, it will make Josslyn’s life safer, because there won’t be any question about who’s in charge of the business. He says, if it makes her feel better, he gave Nina an ultimatum, that if she didn’t tell Sonny who he was, he was going to do it. She says, he trusted the person who’s been lying for nine months to step up and tell the truth, and he says, Sonny’s home, isn’t he? She says, because he was trapped in a fire, and almost died. He remembered everything on his own. No thanks to Jax, and no thanks to Nina. He says, believe what she wants. It’s her life, and he doesn’t want any part of it.

Shawn asks what’s the family connection Alexis has to Creighton-Clark, and she says, her Uncle Victor ran the clinic for some time. He asks if she can get in touch with her uncle, but she says, not without holding a séance. Last she heard, he was pretty dead. He was killed when the clinic was destroyed; shot, she believes. Shawn says, another roadblock they can’t seem to get around, and she says, at the time, Victor was director of the WSB. He took over the Bureau from the inside and used it for his own ends. Her understanding is that the details are classified, but if she were Shawn, she’d contact Anna or Robert. They could probably tell him more. Ava walks in.   

The doorbell at Windymere rings, and Cameron says, if it’s Josslyn and Esme, he gives up. He opens the door, and it’s Sonny with a couple of thugs in suits (sounds like a good name for a band). Trina tells him, welcome back; it’s good to see him. Cameron seconds that, and he says it’s good to see them too. He’s sure Josslyn relied heavily on both of them while he was gone. Is Spencer’s father around? Spencer asks, who’s at the door? and smiles to see Sonny. He hugs Sonny, and Sonny asks if he gets tired of people telling him that he’s all grown up. Spencer asks if Sonny gets tired of hearing people welcome him back from the dead. He looks pretty good for a guy who has a headstone at Woodlawn. Sonny says he has nine lives, and Spencer says he’d thought Sonny used them all up. He can’t believe Sonny is there, in the flesh. When he heard Sonny passed away, he knew he had to come home. He realized life’s too short not to spend it with his family. Sonny asks if his father is there, but Spencer says, he guesses Nikolas is already on his jet, or in Bora Bora. Sonny’s guess is as good as his.

Esme says hi to Josslyn. She didn’t realize Josslyn was right behind her. Esme says it’s nice to see Doc, and he says he hopes nothing serious brought her there. She says, just visiting a friend, like she has a lot of those in Port Charles. Josslyn tells Doc that she was having her ankle checked; it’s all good. He says he’s glad, and he and Laura are very happy to hear Sonny is alive. Laura can’t wait to see him when she comes home. Josslyn thanks him, and says, Sonny can’t wait to see Laura either. He says he’s sure they’ll be in touch. He starts to leave, but Esme asks him if he has as second. She and Spencer are auditing classes at PCU, and she’s in a Cognitive Psych class. She’d love to pick his brain. He says, since Cognitive Psychology directs us within, she could pick her own brain, and let him know what she finds. She says, deal, and he leaves. She turns to Josslyn, and asks why it looked like Josslyn was sneaking up on her. Josslyn asks what she was talking to Sonny about.  

Jason says, Monica doesn’t need to worry about him, and Ned says, maybe Jason believed that once upon a time, but he’s a father now. If Jake or Danny came to him, and said they were going to do something incredibly dangerous, he wouldn’t need to worry? Would he worry any less? Jason says, no, and Ned says, in fact, Jason might worry more if he knew that child had no fear for their own safety. That they would run, not walk, to put their life on the line so Sonny Corinthos could turn a profit. Jason says he works for Sonny because he wants to. Sonny is his friend, the work suits him, he’s good at it; it’s his choice. Ned says, given the amount of times Jason has been arrested or injured, Jason can see how that choice would be tough on a mother. Jason says he does, and Ned says, and the rest of the family for that matter.

Jax tells Carly, he might not be responsible for Sonny’s return, but he played a part in it. One he may live to regret, so she’s welcome. She says, he’s expecting a thank you? Go to hell. She knows what the hell is going on here. Jax is protecting Nina because he cares about her, and wants her back. Even though she’s been lying for the past nine months. Keep sticking up for her. He says, the irony in all of this is, when he told Nina that she had to come clean, and had to tell Sonny who he was, she accused him of sticking up for Carly. He can’t win with either one of them. She says, poor Jax. It’s a shame he can’t get Nina back. He says, that’s never going to happen. She’s moved on.

Ava asks if she’s interrupting a game. Who’s playing? Alexis says, she was going to win anyway, so they don’t even bother playing. She heard Ava was encamping in London, and Ava says, Nikolas told her. Alexis says, he’s heartbroken about the divorce, and she’s assuming he’s not the only one. Ava says, he’s not, but she doesn’t have a choice. She has to keep her daughter safe. Alexis points to Ryan, and says she’s been doing her best to keep an eye on this psycho, but from what she can tell, he doesn’t seem to be faking his locked-in condition. Ava thanks her, and says, the sad fact is, she’s no closer now to knowing who the stalker is, than she was on Valentine’s Day when she got that first creepy gift. Alexis asks if Ava’s made all her arrangements, and Ava says, the gallery is taken care of, Kristina agreed to manage Charlie’s, she’s said all her goodbyes… All but one. She glares at Ryan.

Esme says she was talking to Josslyn’s stepfather about a family matter, and Josslyn says, she’s not family. Esme says, Spence is, and Josslyn says, and that concerns Esme how? Esme says, Mr. Corinthos has relationships with other people in Port Charles. It’s not really a good look for Josslyn, acting territorial about her stepfather. She’s at a loss here. She’s only ever wanted to be Josslyn’s friend. The way Josslyn and Trina have been treating her has really hurt her feelings. Why don’t they like her? Josslyn tell her, cut the crap, Es. Her innocent act may work with Spencer, but Josslyn is on to her. Oh, and if whatever she’s planning involves Josslyn’s family, Esme’s feelings will be the least of her problems.

Spencer leads Sonny into the drawing room, and says he’ll try to call his father again. Maybe he’ll pick up this time. Sonny says he can’t believe Trina and Cameron are in college, and he missed their graduation. Did they have fun? Cameron says, they did… mostly. There was actually some unexpected drama at Trina’s party. Sonny asks, what kind of drama? when Nikolas walks in. He says, Sonny, and Spencer says he’s been calling. Nikolas says his phone was on silent. Is everything okay? Sonny says he’s glad he caught Nikolas before he left. If the kids will excuse them, they have a lot of catching up to do.

Ned says, they may not spend a lot of time together, but they all care what happens to Jason. Jason says he can’t promise to change the way he does business, but he’s not a pissed off 20 year old anymore. He does take into consideration that he has people who care about him, and want him to be safe, and he does everything he can to stay that way. Ned says, that’s all they can ask, and Jason says he’ll stop by the hospital, and tell Monica what’s going on. Ned says, that’s a great idea. He’s sure Monica will want to see him. Jason thanks him for speaking up, and Ned says, it’s kind of his job, to speak for the Quartermaines. Like it or not, Jason is still one of them. Jason says he knows, and leaves. Ned sighs, probably catching that from Jason.

Esme says, between her classes, volleyball, and cute boyfriend, she’s surprised Josslyn has the time to be worried about her. But since she seems a tad obsessed, she’ll give Josslyn some advice. Minding her own business is great; minding Esme’s will cost her. She walks away, and Josslyn says, poor Spencer. He’s got no idea who Esme is. Apparently Esme has no idea who Sonny is either.  

Ava goes to Ryan, and bends down so her face is level with his. She says she has no idea how he managed it, but she knows he’s got something to do with whoever is stalking her. And he’s won, for now. She’s leaving town, but she’s making it her mission to discover the truth. And when she does, he’ll rue the day she returns to Port Charles. Shawn tells Alexis, he can only imagine the brimstone and hellfire Ava is pouring into Ryan’s ear. Alexis says, he deserves it, and Shawn says, no argument here. She says, let’s get back to Creighton-Clark. If there’s a link between Naomi’s murder and Drew’s disappearance, then Sam’s investigation just got a lot more dangerous. He says he sees where it might concern Alexis, and she says, this somehow leads back to the Cassadines. It always does. They need to figure out how, before even more people get killed.

Jax asks, what exactly did Nina tell Carly about her life in Nixon Falls? Carly says, that she knew Sonny was alive and well the whole time, and she kept it a secret from her and his family. Why? What else does Nina know? What else is she holding back?

Spencer walks outside with Trina and Cameron, and Trina wonders if it’s her, or did the room temperature drop when Sonny saw Nikolas. Cameron says he knows what she means, but Spencer says, it’s just her. Trina’s phone dings, and she looks at it, concerned. Spencer asks, what’s going on?  

Nikolas asks what Sonny means about catching him before he left. He’s not going anywhere. Sonny’s thugs stand on either side of Nikolas, and Sonny says, no, he’s not. Not if he has anything to say about it.

Tomorrow, Maxie asks why Nina thinks Sonny hasn’t mentioned it, Ava tells someone to consider themselves warned, and Sonny says he’s not leaving until he and Nikolas have an understanding.

👯‍♂️ Still BFFs…

I had no clue anyone was concerned. I know I wasn’t.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/are-gina-kirschenheiter-emily-simpson-still-friends-rhoc

⚔️ Battle Not-So-Royale…

Of course she fought with Andy. She has to stay relevant, and there are only so many times we can talk about how addled Tom is and how many times her son’s car rolled.

🩺 Paging Dr. Vicki…

As the guy said in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I’m not dead yet. However, it’s true that everyone who gets the vaccine is going to die. So will everyone who doesn’t.

But really, I’d believe medical advice from someone who was fooled by pseudo cancer patient Brooks for years?

🐶 Never Enough…

Something fun to end the day. Or begin it.

https://www.whowhatwear.com/celebrities-and-their-pets

👓 I’ll Be Seeing You…

Tomorrow, overpriced real estate, soap, tea, and valuable words. Until then, stay safe, stay bold, and stay focused on the big picture. Unless Esme is involved. Then run.

November 20, 2020 – A Package Is Just a Package Until It Isn’t, Supporting Erika, Emily’s Loss Is a Gain, Juicy Attempt, the Countess Dates, Craig On Charm, Closet Reveal, Salt Lake Talk, Finale of Fear, a Dozen Quotes Per Bakers & Giving Thanks

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

While my weeks are usually a blur of going from one thing to the next, this week has been a particularly demanding one. Which is my excuse for being late to the party today, but not by much. Here’s what you need to know. Molly thought Kristina should be at the intervention, but Sam nixed the idea since she’s a control freak. Diane arrived, bringing Valentin, which didn’t make Sam and Molly happy. Sonny found Dante punching the heavy bag, and Dante admitted to having Lulu on his mind. Elizabeth told Franco that she’d made an appointment with Patrick Drake for him, and said they’d be leaving next week. At The Floating Rib, Lulu told Laura that she still loved Dante, but she loved Dustin too. Laura said Dante was part of her past, and she couldn’t erase that, but she had to decide who was right for her future. Cameron and Dev went to The Rib, and Cameron told Dev that Franco’s brain tumor had returned. Julian met Cyrus at the pier, carrying the bomb in a backpack, and said he wasn’t blowing up a bar full of people. He wanted Cyrus to take the bomb back. And away we go.

Jason tells Danny, it’s all about the angles. He needs practice and skill, and to keep a cool head. He asks if Danny is getting tired, but Danny says he’s glad they’re hanging out. He thinks Grandma Alexis is acting weird. His mom tried to hide it, but he can tell she’s upset. Jason says when he sees Danny’s mom upset, his instinct is help and try to fix it. Sometimes the best way to help is to just let some know you’re there, and let the person figure it out for themselves. Danny says his mother isn’t worried about herself. She’s worried about his grandma’s drinking. 

Sam asks why Diane invited Valentin, especially tonight. Diane says her best friend has fallen off the wagon. She’d be friends with the devil himself to help get her back on. Valentin says he’s enjoying his newfound friendship, but is this about him? He thought it was about Alexis. Sam says, it’s a delicate situation. She’s not sure his presence will help. Valentin says he knows Alexis in a way they don’t, and won’t judge her, and Diane tells them, Valentin can probably get through to Alexis easier than they can. What will it be? Can they tolerate Valentin for the sake of their mother?   

Cyrus tells Julian, he has the wrong idea. No savvy businessman would accept collateral damage. If they wanted to take Jason out, they’d arrange it when he was alone at a meeting in a closed bar after hours. A business meeting requires preparation, so everything will be in place when the time comes. Until then, a package is just a package. Julian asks if Cyrus is telling him it won’t go off until Jason is alone. Fine. Cyrus gives Julian a phone, and says his burner number is already programmed into it. Call him when it’s done. Cyrus leaves, and Alexis comes around the corner. She says fancy meeting him there, and Julian says, it’s a bit of a surprise. Alexis says imagine her surprise seeing him and Cyrus together.

On the phone, Elizabeth says she’ll check the schedule, and call Patrick back. She tells Franco, everything is falling into place, and he says he’s not sure how she does that. He wishes it was catching. She says, what? and he says, her hope and faith; her plugging away. He’s a little terrified. Part of him wants to give up and accept his fate. She says, it’s a delicate balance. How long do you keep hoping, and when is the time for acceptance, but they’re not there yet. They’re still hoping. It’s not just his fate; it’s their fate. She’s willing to face anything to keep their family together. He says she’s right. From now on, he’ll do anything and everything to beat this. He holds her, and says he wants to be with her when she’s old and grey.

Britt calls Jason, and gets voicemail. She says he dumped this Cyrus stuff in her lap, and now he won’t take her calls. He told her if she saw something, say something, and she saw something. He needs to get to GH right now. She turns around to see Cyrus, who says, problems?

Alexis asks what Julian has gotten himself into now, but he says he went out for some fresh air. Cyrus keeps bugging him to sell Charlie’s, and he keeps telling Cyrus to buzz off. He asks if she’s been drinking, and she says, the roadways are safe; she’s walking. Julian says, it didn’t happen in a vacuum, and she says she’s not mowing anyone down tonight, even him. Relax. He says, what about her? and she says she’s bored with everyone’s misplaced concern that she’s self-destructive. She thinks she’s a survivor. She’s survived the past few years, starting with him, and she’s entitled to do what she needs to in order to get through the night. He says she’s made herself clear, but it hurts him to see her drowning her pain in a bottle of booze. She says she had two drinks. She was clearing her head before she went to say goodnight to Danny and Scout. Sam has lifted the moratorium on her seeing her grandkids. He says, it’s a positive start. They’re lucky to have her. Speaking from personal experience, she’s been a positive light in his dark life. She pushed him to be a better man. If it failed, that’s on him, not her. She asks why he’s talking like that. He sounds like he’s saying goodbye.

Diane asks if she’s convinced Sam and Molly to let Valentin stay, and Sam says if he tries to undermine the intervention, she’ll kill him herself. He says he accepts her terms. When is Alexis getting here? Sam says, soon she hopes. Alexis is supposed to come before the kids go to bed. He asks if Jason is coming, but Sam says she asked him to take Danny out, so he wouldn’t be there when they confront Alexis. They’re at The Floating Rib.    

Jason asks why Danny said that about Alexis, and Danny says he wasn’t spying or anything. He would walk in when his mom was talking about his grandma’s drinking, and she would stop when she saw him. Jason says he’s right. His mom has been worried about his grandma. Sometimes people drink too much, and can’t stop. That’s probably why his mother asked his grandma not to see them until she’s better. Danny says he misses her; Scout too. He hopes she doesn’t forget about them. Jason says, that’s not going to happen. Families have disagreements, but they don’t give up on each other. They’re not giving up on Danny’s grandma; no way.

Cameron tells Dev, Terry says it doesn’t look that good, and Dev says, that’s a lot. He’s sorry to hear it. If Cameron doesn’t want to hang out, it’s okay. Cameron says he’s glad he’s there. What did Dev want to talk about? Dev says, something else happened, and Cameron asks if it was when Dev was with Trina and Josslyn. Dev says, it’s something about Josslyn, but it’s not new. Cameron asks, what is it? and Dev flashes back to making the fake journal. Dev says he did something he regrets, and he wants to make it right.

Laura tells Lulu, plans change, and Lulu says, that’s all she’s got? Laura says, life is unpredictable. She says she doesn’t want to minimize what’s going on in Lulu’s life, and Lulu says her life is wonderful, but it’s difficult and messy at the same time. Laura says, if you find love in the midst of that, it’s a gift. Dante is Rocco’s father, and her husband. It’s not surprising the decisions she made when he was gone might change now that he’s back. Lulu says, that’s the thing. She doesn’t know if she wants them to change or not.

Dante tells Sonny, he divorced Lulu. He didn’t want to wait until his recovery. Sonny says Dante was in a bad place, and needed help. Everyone respected that. Dante says he didn’t know how to take it when he came home, and Lulu was with another dude. Sonny says he wasn’t there, but can’t imagine being willing to accept she’s with another man. Dante says he’s already disrupted Lulu’s life by showing up. He doesn’t want to disrupt it again. He loves her. Sonny asks if he thinks Lulu wants him to just give up.   

Lulu tells Laura that she’s happy with Dustin, and the kids love him. They have a solid life together, but she saw Dante, and all this history and love started bubbling up. Laura says what she needs is time and space, and has every right to ask for it. Maybe she should tell Dustin that it’s not the time to move in. If he’s the man she says he is, he’ll understand.

Dev asks if Cameron remembers when he showed him Josslyn’s journal. Cameron says Dev saved him from making a complete fool out of himself. In the moment, it was hard to hear, but he appreciates that Dev had his back. Had he gone for it, he might have lost a friend for good. Dev says, the thing is… Danny calls over to Cameron, and says his dad is teaching him to play pool. He just sunk two balls. Cameron tells Dev that he’ll be right back.  

Lulu tells Laura, it’s a good idea. Knowing Dustin, she knows he’ll understand, and want her to have clarity, so they can move forward with a clean slate. Laura thinks so too. She’s come to like and respect Dustin. Lulu says, that means a lot, and Laura says she has to get going. She wishes Lulu good luck, and kisses the top of her head. When Laura is gone, Lulu calls Dustin, and asks if he’s busy. She was hoping they could meet at The Rib.

Danny says, it’s all about finding the right angles, and Cameron says if Danny gets good now, it will be a breeze later. Laura texts Jason that she needs to talk, and to meet her in the alley. Jason says he has to make a quick call, and asks if Cameron will watch Danny. Cameron says, no problem, and tells Danny, rack them up.

Diane reads to the group from a paper, the guidelines say speak personally from your point of view. How does Alexis’s drinking affect you, and how does it make you feel? Not in a way that assigns blame. It’s not about shaming her, but about how much they love her.Valentin tells them, be prepared to be attacked, and Sam says his comment isn’t helpful. That’s why she didn’t want him there. He says he might be more helpful than she thinks, and Molly says, let them talk first. Valentin says he’s not convinced that Alexis is coming. She should have been there by now.

Alexis asks if Julian is leaving, but he says, no. He’s doing everything to stay. His kids and grandkids mean everything to him. She asks if he’s sure he’s all right, and he laughs. He says she’d better get a move on before the kids go to bed. She asks if he’s trying to get rid of her, but he says he’s just in a melancholy mood. Everything will be better tomorrow. She tells him, take care, and he says, her too. She leaves, and Julian picks up the backpack and walks in the other direction.

Elizabeth tells Franco she got her shifts taken care of, and he says he’s starving. They head for the elevator while talking about the kids, and Franco asks if she’s seen Jake’s graphic novel. It’s amazing. She asks if he has, and he says they’re reading it together. The elevator doors close.

Dante tells Sonny, he can’t go all caveman on Lulu. He’s already crossed boundaries. Sonny says, even if Dante hadn’t gotten treatment, Lulu would still be his wife. It’s understandable they would have feelings. Dante says, listen to Sonny, talking about feelings. He likes it, and he does still love Lulu. He wants to be with her. Sonny suggests Dante tell her, but Dante says he doesn’t want to pressure her. Sonny says they know she can make up her own mind. She may be stubborn about the feelings she has, but the life they had together, what was between them, is still there. Dante asks, what makes Sonny think he’s not the only one who has feelings? Sonny says he doesn’t know, but he has a radical idea. Ask her.  

Julian goes into The Rib. He sees Danny, Dev, and Cameron playing a video game, and having a great time. He sits at a booth, and looks in the backpack.

Alexis arrives at Sam’s, and Sam says she’s glad Alexis made it; she was starting to worry. Alexis says sorry she’s late, and they hug. She says she should go upstairs and say goodnight, but Sam says, actually, Scout is sleeping and Danny’s not here. Alexis asks where he is, and Sam says, he’s with his father. Molly says they love her. That’s why they’re doing this. Alexis says, doing what? Diane and Valentin come out, and Alexis says she sees. They’re having an intervention.  

Britt tells Cyrus that she wouldn’t be a very effective Chief of Staff if she ran to the Chairman about every minor crisis. She wonders why he’s there at this hour, and he says he likes to keep tabs on his hospital. He never tires of looking for ways to improve things. He’s made progress with some excellent staff choices, like herself, but there’s still much to be done to make it a world class hospital. He looks forward to her playing a part in that.   

Jason meets Laura outside, and she says she needs an update on Cyrus. He says, the truce is holding on the surface, and she says, and underneath? He thinks she should talk to Sonny, and she asks where she can find him. He says he Sonny is having a workout at the gym. He can tell Sonny that she’s looking for him if she wants, but she says she’ll track him down.

Dustin joins Lulu, and says he’s glad she called. He wasn’t too far away. He was picking something up. She says, it sounds secretive, and reminds him that she’s a reporter; she can sniff out a story. He says he’s not worried, and asks what she wanted to see him about. She says, us.

At the video game console, Danny says he’s just warming up, and Dev says he has more quarters. Danny tells them, this is the coolest part, and they watch, then say, whoa! Julian takes out his phone, and looks at pictures of his kids. He flashes back to Cyrus intimating that the bomb won’t go off until Jason is alone. Until then, the package is just a package. Julian says, God help him, and gets up. He walks out, leaving the backpack under the table. The boys continue playing. Julian should know better. He was a mob boss, for God’s sake. 

Alexis says, this is an ambush. Sam lured her there under false pretenses. Molly says they care about her, and she says, if they did, they wouldn’t have set a trap. Valentin says they want to talk to her, and she asks, why? Talk is deceptive. She’s not listening to how much they love her. You don’t betray people you love. Diane says, no one betrayed her. On the contrary; they’re all on her side. Sam asks Alexis to hear them out, but Alexis says Sam weaponized her love for her grandchildren. First by prohibiting her from seeing them, and then using them as bait to lure her there. She’s sure as hell not staying there now.

Jason calls Britt back, and asks what she wants. She says she has something for him, and can’t talk about it on the phone. She needs him to come to the hospital asap. He says he can’t; he’s with his son. They’ll have to talk tomorrow.  

Laura finds Sonny at the gym, and they hug. She says she’s eager for an update, but Sonny says she might want to say hello to someone first. She says, who? and Dante says, me. She hugs him, and tells him, welcome home. He says he’s sorry he was gone so long, and she says she completely understands the choice he made. He kept his family safe. That’s all that matters. In time, Lulu will figure things out. Dante says he was thinking of stopping by, and Laura says she just left Lulu at The Floating Rib. He says he’s going to take off, and tells them, goodnight. Laura and Sonny smile at each other.

Lulu tells Dustin, she’s been turning some things around in her head. Dante coming back threw her for a loop. Dustin says he gets that. She and Dante were together for a long time. He says, it makes sense that things would feel unfinished, and she says, it doesn’t take away from how she feels about him. She loves him, and values their relationship. He says he’s glad to hear it, because he loves her too. That’s why he’s been reevaluating moving in. She says she’s so glad he understands. Him officially moving in doesn’t feel totally right anymore. He says he doesn’t want her falling backward in confusion and uncertainty, and doesn’t want her to doubt his commitment to their life together. He takes out a jewelry box. Rut-roh.

Jason comes back into The Rib, and asks Cameron if everything is good. Cameron says, it’s great. Danny might not be much at pool, but he’s a shark. He may have spent all of Dev’s quarter’s. Jason tries to give Dev some money, but Dev won’t take it, and Jason says, at least let him buy them dinner, and hands Dev some cash. Dev and Cameron go to order, and Danny asks if Jason wants to see how good he is at the video game. Jason guesses he can stay longer, and Danny drags him over to the console. Dev says he needs to tell Cameron something about Josslyn’s journal, when Elizabeth and Franco come in. Cameron says, first, he wants to say hi to his parents, and tells Dev to grab a table. Dev sits down, and his foot hits the backpack. He says, what the hell…? Ooh, he might know what something like that looks like, considering his background.

Alexis tells Sam to get her coat, and Sam says, mom, please. Just an hour. Alexis says she doesn’t want to talk, especially to Sam. Valentin says her daughters are desperate and scared, and don’t want to lose their mother. He tells Alexis that she doesn’t want to lose her life, but she says it’s her choice. If she wants to drink, she will. Diane says, here you go, handing Alexis her coat. She doesn’t want Alexis to get pneumonia on top of everything else. Sam says if Alexis leaves, she’s going to lose her support system. Alexis fought like hell for her, and now it’s her turn. Is Alexis willing to throw all of them away? Stay and hear them out.

Sonny says it’s good what Laura said to Dante, and she says she has a sneaking suspicion that he and Lulu will be just fine. Sonny says, him too, and asks how she knew he was there. She says she ran into Jason. She’s sorry, but she has to talk to him about something that can’t wait.

Britt brings Brad something for his pain. He asks if she reached Jason, and she says, they spoke, but she couldn’t get into it on the phone. He says, Jason is coming, right? If Jason doesn’t help, he’s as good as dead.

Julian stands at the docks.

Dev touches the bag.

Cameron tells Franco and Elizabeth that he’s sorry for freaking out, but Franco gives Cameron credit, saying, he took the bad news well. Dev tells the bartender, there’s a suspicious bag under the table. Dustin tells Lulu, she’s right. He doesn’t want to just move in; that’s not enough. He wants them to build a life, and to make what they have permanent. Lulu says, she thought… and he says he’s doing this wrong. He gets down on one knee, and shows her the ring, which is beautiful, no surprise. He says he loves her with all his heart. Will she marry him?

Julian looks at the phone, and calls Cyrus. He says Cyrus better pick up.

Dante starts to cross the parking lot toward The Rib, when it explodes.

On Monday, the aftermath of the explosion, Dante calls for help, Laura says Cyrus is coming after her, and Sonny says, don’t die on him. He could be referring to any number of people.

💰 Cash Is Queen…

I read they didn’t have a prenup. Is he out of his mind?

👙 Hip-Hip-Hooray…

Not that she wasn’t gorgeous before, but that hip replacement definitely changed Emily’s life.

https://extratv.com/2020/11/11/reality-star-emily-simpson-shows-off-30-lb-weight-loss-transformation/

🕺🏽 Juicy Takes On Tik-Tok…

The key word in the headline is attempts.

💋 Damn the Virus, LuAnn Ahead…

The dog groomer turned out to be married.

https://extratv.com/2020/11/20/luann-de-lesseps-is-dating-hamptons-trainer/

🍹 Southern Refresh…

Craig gives his rambling astute opinion on the new season.

👠 Coming Out Of Lisa’s Closet…

Hint: She likes a little sparkle.

https://pagesix.com/2020/11/18/real-housewives-of-salt-lake-city-star-lisa-barlow-shows-off-her-closet/

🔨 Break It Down…

A dissection of Salt Lake’s start.

https://pagesix.com/video/breaking-down-all-the-real-housewives-of-salt-lake-city-drama/

⚰️ Preparing For the Dead…

Not too much of a spoiler, but if you’re like me, you’ll be watching on Sunday wondering why you think you’ve seen this one. The opening of Fear’s finale.

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/fear-the-walking-dead-season-6-midseason-finale-opening-minutes-damage-from-the-inside/

And a little more.

https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/fear-the-walking-dead-mid-season6-finale-clip

📬 Quotes of the Week

Life is essentially an endless series of problems. The solution to one problem is merely the creation of another. – Mark Manson

The more clearly we can focus our attention on the wonders and realities of the universe about us, the less taste we shall have for destruction. – Rachel Carson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein

The most common form of despair is not being who you are. – Soren Kierkegaard

There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn’t true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true. – Soren Kierkegaard

I had an epiphany a few years ago when I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.Moby

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to be well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

The question is whether any civilization can wage relentless war on life without destroying itself, and without losing the right to be called civilized. – Rachel Carson

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. – Ernest Hemingway

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. – Martin Luther King Jr.

Those who are not grateful soon begin to complain of everything.Thomas Merton, Thoughts in Solitude

My songs will pass and be forgotten. What counts, however, is that I sang them. – Father Andrew Greeley, American Priest, Author and Sociologist (I loved his books!)

If she married her grandpa, she should probably get used to the smell of a hospital. – Kate Chastain, Chat Room, referring to Mary on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

🏄🏽‍♀️ Sliding Out Of This Post Like…

Either your favorite day of the week, or that pesky reminder of how life used to be is here. Change it up a little. Enjoy the nice autumn weather if you have it, or get away from your screens and accomplish something from that endless to-do list we all have. You’ll feel better for it. See you when the Dead are feared, and no matter what, stay safe, stay thankful, and stay not believing a kingpin who tells you what you want to hear.

December 3, 2019 – Alexis Is Found, Two Kinds of a Drag In Key West, Emily Works On Her Life, SopranoCon, Celebs Give Thanks & Light That Tree

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

 

General Hospital

Lucas tells Brad, the car won’t stop. There’s something wrong with the brakes. Kendra starts moving forward, and Brad yells, look out! The cars collide.

Julian tells Neil, no doubt Kendra is the one who poisoned Alexis. She blames Alexis for her brother’s death. Neil says he’ll call the police, but Julian says, not so fast.

Curtis tells Jordan that he can’t believe it’s Thanksgiving already. I can’t believe it’s not over already. Jordan says she’s going to have to get the Christmas decorations put out. She apologizes for not making dinner, or even ordering one. They’ve been so busy, it crept up on her. He says, after the year they had, all that matters is her being in his arms. Jordan says they still have to celebrate their anniversary, but Curtis says they’re not done celebrating yet. She asks if he has a surprise, and he brings out an envelope, telling her, tradition says paper is for the first anniversary. She says she knows he didn’t put cash in an envelope. She wonders if it’s concert tickets or a love letter. She opens it, and says it’s their wedding vows. She says she loves it, and kisses him, saying, happy anniversary. He says, the first of many, and they kiss some more.

At the hospital, Willow looks at a brochure for classes for a first time mother; caring for a newborn. She flashes back to talking to Sasha in The Floating Rib. Sasha says she knows it’s not her place to ask, but… and Willow tells her, don’t say it out loud. She doesn’t know, but she is late. Back to the present, Chase comes in, and says he got Willow a turkey sandwich. She hugs him, and then F-U George, as we’ve come to call him, breaks in with news that can’t possibly wait another almost hour.

But I got this. Chase says he should have brought her a slice of pumpkin pie too. He looks at her, and asks if she’s okay.

Carly tells Sonny, this babies are asleep, and Dev and Josslyn are out with their friends. He asks if they have the place to themselves, and she says, here come the dimples. He asks if they’re working, and she says, maybe. The doorbell rings. She thinks it might be Brad and Lucas, but it’s Jax, who says, happy holidays.

Alexis can finally move around, and looks at Kendra’s wrecked car, and the mess around her. Lucas and Brad’s car is up further, and not in plain view. Everyone is unconscious. Or dead.

Neil asks why Julian is hesitant. Alexis could be with Kendra right now. Julian says they don’t want to tip their hand. They need to know where Alexis went after she left the hospital. It’s not unusual for her not to answer her phone, especially if she’s absorbed in her work. Neil says Julian doesn’t think she’s working, but Julian says they’re talking about Alexis. Kristina sees them, and asks where her mom is. Neil says they have it handled. She asks, what’s going on? and Neil says they think they know who poisoned her mom, and why. He shows her a picture of Kendra, and she says, that makes no sense. She seems totally normal. Julian says, except they know her as Kendra Lennon. Her real name is Kendra Bower. Kristina says, Kiefer’s sister. Oh my God. She knew Kendra looked familiar. She was away at college when Kristina and Kiefer were dating, but she saw pictures. They think Kiefer’s sister tried to kill her mom?

Alexis calls to Kendra, and struggles to get up. She pulls herself up on the car, and looks inside. She leans on the car.

Jax says he came by to wish Josslyn a happy Thanksgiving, but Carly says he just missed her. She and Dev went to meet Trina and Cameron. Does he want some pie? He says he just had dinner. Sonny says they’ll tell Josslyn he stopped by, and Jax says, on second thought, he will have some pie. Sonny suggests giving him some Corinthos coffee to compliment his dessert. Carly goes to the kitchen, and Sonny tells Jax, have a seat. He’s surprised Jax is there. He usually has more important things to do. Jax wonders where Sonny is going with this, and Sonny tells him it’s just them. He doesn’t have to pretend. Carly told him the whole story.

Neil tells Kristina they can’t say for certain if her mom is with Kendra. She signed herself out. Kristina says Kendra could have followed her, and Neil says the thing that’s concerning is, they can’t reach her mom. She’s not answering her phone. Julian asks if Alexis still has the app on her phone that she used to track Kristina and Molly. Kristina thinks so, even though she tried to get Alexis to delete it. Neil asks if she could track Alexis through it. She says she’s never tried, and Julian tells her, try right now.

Alexis gets the car open, and leans Kendra back in her seat and feels her neck for a pulse. Kendra’s eyes pop open, and she turns to Alexis, grabbing Alexis’s wrist, and freaking me and Alexis the hell out. Alexis says Kendra needs medical attention, but Kendra says, it’s too late for her. She says, this isn’t over, but death won’t find Alexis like it did her brother. She falls back against the seat again.

Kristina says she found Alexis, but the signal isn’t moving. Julian tells Neil to call the cops now. He’s going to find Alexis. Neil says he’ll call from the car; he’s coming too. Kristina wants to come, but Neil tells her to stay there, and promises to bring her mother back.

Sonny says Jax’s secret is safe with him, just like his secret about Dev is safe with Jax. Jax asks what it is Sonny thinks he knows. Sonny says he understands the reason Jax doesn’t want Josslyn moving in is that he has a houseguest. What’s her name? Carly comes back with pie and coffee, and says she told Sonny that she thought Jax was seeing someone, which would explain why he’s so reluctant to have Josslyn move in. Sonny says if Jax found someone who makes him happy, good for him, but he doesn’t understand how anyone could keep Jax away from Josslyn. It must be serious.

Curtis doesn’t want to dredge up any of the challenges he and Jordan have faced in the past year. They made it through, and that’s all that matters. Jordan tells him, as Aunt Stella would say, without darkness, there is no light. He says, another testament to how far they’ve come. She’s quoting Aunt Stella. She says they can still take Stella up on a London honeymoon, but he says he thought their honeymoon would just involve the two of them, but promises they’ll have one. A bungalow on the beach, with no one around for miles, and they can make love wherever they please. They kiss, and the phone rings. Jordan says she’s on her way.

Willow tells Chase that she’s just a little emotional. Thanksgiving in the pediatric ward was fun, but sometimes it gets to her. Some of the kids are so sick, and they’re giving thanks. That’s what she needs to do. Give thanks that Wiley is healthy and happy. He says that has a lot to do with her, and the sacrifices she made. She gave Wiley an amazing life, and someday, she’s going to be a terrific mom. He saw how she was with Wiley. It was instant love. He thanks her for the tip on the Aquamat; she made him look good in front of his niece. She says she saw how he was with Violet, and he’ll make a great dad. He says, being an uncle is kind of like being a grandparent. You get to have all the fun with the kid, then send them on their way. No muss, no fuss, and best of all, no discipline. He deeply fears he’s going to be a pushover, and his kid will turn into a hopeless brat. My advice, try babysitting full-time. I was a mother’s helper for years and got all that, plus I got paid. His phone rings, and he says, it’s the station. He says he’ll meet them there, and tells Willow, sorry, but she says don’t apologize for doing his job. Just be careful. He says he’ll see her at home. She takes her phone out, and calls Sasha. She says she needs to take a test, but she’s a chicken. She can’t bring herself to buy one from the pharmacy. She tells Sasha where she is, and looks at the brochure again.

Alexis makes her way around the car, and flags down Julian and Neil. Neil sits with her, while Julian investigates the car. She tells Neil that she followed Kendra. She went to the cemetery. She was visiting a grave, and talking to her brother. She left, and Alexis went to look at the headstone, and saw Kendra’s brother was Kiefer Bower, the guy she ran over by accident. She hit Alexis with something, and next thing she knew, she was in a car. Kendra had injected her with something, and she couldn’t move. She wanted Alexis to know what was happening, and said she knew Alexis had killed her brother on purpose. Alexis had made their family suffer, and she wanted to make Alexis’s family suffer the same way. She dragged Alexis out of the car, left her in the street, and backed up. Kendra was going to run her over. Julian says, Kendra is still in the car, and Neil goes to check. He says he’s not getting a pulse; he’s going to call 911. Julian tells Alexis, it’s over. Kendra’s not going to hurt anybody ever again. He asks, what happened? Did Kendra lose control of the car? Alexis says Kendra backed up and revved the engine; she wanted Alexis to hear it. She started moving, and a car came out of nowhere. Julian notices there’s another car.

Neil says he’s calling for an ambulance. Alexis needs to get to GH right away. Julian tells Neil to stay with her; he’ll see about the other people. Alexis tells Neil, it was horrible. Kendra was going to run her over, and another car broadsided her. Neil tells her, that’s enough for now, and they hear sirens. He tells her the ambulance is coming, and she wonders how he and Julian found her.

Carly tells Sonny, Jax’s private life is none of their business, but Sonny says they’re supposed to be on the same page. That’s what Jax said when he found out the truth about Dev. Sonny’s phone rings, and he says, it’s Kristina. Sonny answers, saying, happy Thanksgiving. What’s going on? Kristina says she’s at the hospital by the main entrance. She’s not hurt, but she needs to see him. Carly asks, what’s wrong? and Sonny says, Kristina is at the hospital, and she sounds frightened. As he leaves, he tells Carly to give Jax the extra pie. When he’s gone, Carly tells Jax, this has to stop.

Sasha sees Willow at the hospital, and asks how she’s doing. Willow says she’s trying to make peace with being a hopeless coward. Sasha tells her, says the woman who went to jail rather than give up the whereabouts of her child. Sasha asks what’s the source of her cowardice, and Willow says, partly, she doesn’t want know what a pregnancy means for her and Chase; and partly because she’ll be disappointed if she’s not pregnant. It’s crazy. Having a baby would be a disaster right now. Sasha says,  temporary emotional paralysis. She can’t tell Willow how many times she resolved to tell the truth, but chickened out because someone said something that made her rethink the whole thing. Willow says that Chase told her that he’d rather be an uncle than father; all of the fun, with none of the responsibilities. Sasha isn’t surprised. Chase isn’t around kids, and a lot guys don’t really dream of being a dad until they know they’re about to become one. Willow says, it’s just so different for her this time. Last time, she was so afraid and alone, and this time, she could keep the baby. Sasha says Willow’s not alone. She has more support than she knows. She has Chase, Michael, and her. And while the two guys are good, it takes a girlfriend to bring in the practical. There’s only one way to know for sure. She hands Willow a pregnancy test.

Neil talks to EMTs about Alexis. Chase asks, what happened? and Neil says, Kendra drugged and assaulted Alexis, and was prepared to run her over, when her car was struck by a second vehicle. He asks if they can do their statements later. He needs to get Alexis to the hospital right away. She might have a concussion, and she’s still in shock. He believes the woman who attacked Alexis is dead. Neil helps Alexis to her feet.

Chase goes with an EMT to check Kendra. The EMT says, there’s no pulse or respiration. Chase makes a call, while Julian gets to the other car. He says, sorry, Brad. You forced my hand. At least he was able to save Alexis. He looks inside, and says, no, no, no, no!

Jax tells Carly, Sonny is right; the pie is delicious. She tells Jax, it’s not a good idea to antagonize Sonny under normal circumstances, but this is blatant stupidity. She gets that it’s half the fun; she sticks it to Ava whenever she can. But Ava doesn’t have the potential to blow her life apart and hurt the people she loves. Sonny can do that, and more.

Sonny gets to the hospital, and Kristina thanks him for coming. She tells him, some things she knows, and some she’s just guessing. He says she’s not in a courtroom; just tell him. She says, it started with Kiefer. The night he died, Alexis was taking her home from the hospital, and Kristina was out of it. She doesn’t remember anything, but Alexis swears it was an accident. Kristina believes her, but Kiefer’s family didn’t. They knew about his father, but he had an older sister, Kendra. Sonny says, the name sounds familiar, and Kristina says that’s the name of Alexis’s life coach. It turns out, they’re the same person. Neil and Julian had reason to believe Kendra poisoned Alexis. She gave Alexis a supplement laced with something. Sonny asks where Alexis is now, and Kristina says Kendra came to visit Alexis, and then Alexis checked out of the hospital. No one has seen either one of them since. She tracked Alexis down with a locator app, but the signal’s not moving. Neil and Julian went to find her. Sonny says he’ll call his people, but she says, the police already know. She thinks she knows why Kendra did it, and Sonny says, to avenge her brother. Kristina says she thinks she knows why Kendra suddenly decided to do this now, and thinks it’s because of her.

Julian yells to Lucas to wake up. He’s not supposed to be in the car. Julian gets a huge tree branch, and tries to bust a window open, but it just bounces off the safety glass.

Jordan asks Chase what they have so far. He says, so far, it’s sketchy. Apparently Kendra was preparing to run Alexis down when a second vehicle collided with her. Julian comes running up, and says his son is trapped in the other car, and they have to get him out.

Sonny asks how this is Kristina’s fault, and she says she lied in the Pledge she gave Shiloh. She said she was awake, and saw Alexis hit Kiefer on purpose. Shiloh hated her, and hated Sam even more. What better way to hurt them than hurt their mother. He probably reached out to Kendra, who then thought she had proof, and went to avenge her brother. Sonny asks what Kristina’s part is. That she lied about her mother? Kristina says, the lie set everything in motion. Sonny says Kristina is responsible for her own actions, like Shiloh and Kendra are responsible for theirs. She can regret the lie, but everything else was out of her control. Neil wheels Alexis in, and Kristina runs to hug her.

Alexis says she’s all right, and Sonny asks, what happened? What did Kendra do to her? Alexis says she thought she’d play detective, and followed Kendra to the cemetery, but it was a trap. Kendra knocked her out, and threw her in the car. She injected Alexis with something so she couldn’t move, then left her in the road, and started to back up. Kristina says Kendra was going to run Alexis over like what happened to Kiefer. Alexis says, but she couldn’t. Another car crashed into Kendra first, and she’s dead. Thank God, Neil and Julian managed to find her. Neil says, Kristina deserves the credit; she tracked Alexis on an app. He wants to get Alexis checked in, but Kristina asks if Kendra mentioned Shiloh or her Pledge. Alexis says Kendra was a very disturbed woman, but Kristina tells her, just say it. Alexis says, yes. Shiloh told Kendra about the Pledge, and told her Alexis ran over Kiefer on purpose. Kristina says she’s sorry, but Alexis says it’s not her fault. She’s not to blame. Shiloh manipulated Kendra, and Kendra targeted her. They’re responsible for their own actions. Kristina says that’s the same thing Sonny said, and Alexis says, for once, they agree. Sonny says, it’s a miracle. Alexis says, Kendra is gone, and Neil insists they get her checked in. He wants a CT scan and a full blood panel. Kristina says she’s going with them. She hugs Sonny, and says she loves him.

Curtis sees Sonny when he comes out of the elevator, and asks how Alexis is. Sonny says, it looks like she’ll be okay, and Curtis says he’ll let Jordan know; she’s at the crime scene. Sonny says, some Thanksgiving, but Curtis says they all have something to be thankful for. He’s thankful for his first anniversary. Sonny shakes his hand, and congratulates him, saying, time flies. Curtis says, it does, and adds that Sonny knows all about anniversaries. If Sonny doesn’t mind, he’d like to ask a question. It’s more like advice. Sonny says he’ll do his best, and Curtis asks how Sonny and Carly do it. How do they make it work so well?

Carly tells Jax, if Sonny finds out that Nikolas is alive, and they’ve been hiding him, he’s going to expose Jax. He doesn’t like Nikolas, and it would hurt Jax. Jax says, Nikolas is Spencer’s father. He thinks Sonny would refrain for Spencer’s sake, but Carly says he’s delusional. If Sonny could deport Jax, he’d do it in a heartbeat. And if he can avoid the blame, it will make his day. She gets that taking a risk is part of the fun, but if it falls apart, it won’t be fun for Josslyn. Josslyn needs him, and not on the phone or on SKYPE. She needs him every day, there, in Port Charles, and he needs to get along with Sonny. If Sonny deports Jax, Josslyn will hate him, but this time, it will be worse. It will tear Josslyn’s life and family apart. Don’t do that to Josslyn. Don’t do that to her.

Sasha asks Willow, aside from this, does she feel good about her and Chase? Willow says she does. She’s so lucky to have him in her life. He’s so solid and thoughtful; an all-around great guy. They love each other, and just moved in together. Things are better than Willow could have imagined possible. Sasha says, then talk to him, but Willow says, they’re good, and it’s so soon to get this real. She doesn’t want to mess it up. Sasha says she’s talking to the queen of mess. She can’t believe Michael stood by her. She constantly has to remind herself that she deserves the second chance he’s giving her. She’s glad for herself, and Willow. If Willow is pregnant, the father is a good man who loves her, and will love their child. They’ll make it work, because that’s what parents do, but the first step is finding out. She tells Willow, just get it done, and Willow says, okay. Don’t go anywhere.

At the hospital, Julian tells Chase that they won’t let him see his son. Chase says Lucas is in surgery, and Brad is in the trauma center. He’s going to question Brad as soon as he’s able. Julian asks why Lucas is in surgery. What’s wrong? Chase says Julian saw the car. The driver’s side sustained the most damage.

Willow comes back out, and Sasha says, well? What do the results say?

Jax tells Carly that she’s right. Maybe it wasn’t so smart to ask for a slice of pie. She thanks him, and he says he really wanted to see Josslyn. She tells him, text next time, and make sure Josslyn is there. he ask if he’s welcome there when she’s home, and Carly says he’s welcome anytime, for Josslyn’s sake. And for Josslyn’s sake, wrap things up with Nikolas. Turn him in or out, but get it over with.

Sonny is flattered that Curtis thinks he has it figured out, but after all these years, he and Carly are still a work in progress. Curtis says they’re still together; they’re doing something right. Sonny says they always have each other’s backs, and Curtis says he and Jordan have that covered. Sonny says it’s important to communicate. Hear each other; not just what’s said, but what isn’t said. Curtis says, secrets, and Sonny says, not good. He doesn’t care what it is or who you’re trying to protect. It always creates distance.

Alexis tells Neil that she thought they were done with hospitals. Kristina is sorry this happened, and Alexis says, they’re done with this. She’s okay, and they’re all together. That’s all that matters. Kristina thinks they’re due a vacation, as long as it’s not a road trip. Alexis asks, what about the car that saved her life? She wants to know who was in it, and are they okay?

Chase tells Julian to have a seat, but Julian says he’s waiting for word on his son. Chase says, and his son’s husband, but Julian says, Brad sounds like he’s in better shape. He wants word the surgery went okay. Chase says the one upside is, it’s the only thing that saved Alexis. Don’t worry. He’ll get to the bottom of all this.

Jordan walks around the crash site. An officer tells her that the casualties from the second car are at GH, and she says, from the angle of impact, they were going fast. He asks what she’s looking for, and she says she’s wondering why she’s not finding anything.

Tomorrow (hopefully), Willow tells Sasha if she’s pregnant, Carly asks what the hell happened, Ava asks how Nikolas can be there if he’s dead, and Jax wonders what Valentin did with Hayden.

The Real Housewives of Orange County

We backtrack a wee bit, where Tamra told Kelly to perform a sexual act money, because that’s what Kelly does best. Way to be a Christian, Tamra! Kelly tells Gina that she went low because she wanted Tamra to stop talking. We flash back to Shannon telling Kelly that Tamra was just repeating something she’d heard. Gina tells Kelly that Tamra has had her back. Kelly agrees that Tamra does, but then she does underhanded  things to put stuff out there. In Kelly’s interview, she says her heart is broken. She thought Tamra was her friend, and now Tamra has become her foe. Where am I? King Arthur’s court? Braunwyn thinks if Kelly sits down with Tamra, one on one, they can talk it out, but right now Kelly should let it sit. Tamra comes back, and Kelly says she owes Tamra an apology, but she felt pushed.  She hugs Tamra, and Tamra says she doesn’t know what she did. She was sticking up for Kelly, and felt betrayed. Kelly says she wanted Tamra to shut up. Tamra says when she was sitting with Shannon, she’d told Shannon that the others had been bashing Kelly. Shannon and Vicki repeated things they’d heard, and it made sound like Kelly was being abusive. We flash back to the tea party where Shannon suggested Kelly had been in a bar fight, and Vicki saying she’d heard Kelly pushed her mom down the stairs. Tamra says, then Braunwyn said Kelly and Brian had a fight in front of his son. She walked away from the conversation; she said it was bullsh*t. Kelly wishes Tamra could understand her point-of-view, and Tamra says she wishes Kelly had called and asked her about it. In Tamra’s interview, she says, Kelly doesn’t understand the damage that was done. It’s a stress on her household, and it’s draining her bank account. It’s going to affect them for years. Ever on top of things, Vicki asks, what’s going on? and if they’re going to Key West.

Braunwyn and Vicki decide to drive. In Shannon’s interview, she says Kelly needs to stay away from her. it’s insane. Braunwyn tells Kelly, that was good.

Vicki drives one car, with Shannon, Tamra, and Braunwyn drives the other, with Emily, Gina, and Kelly. Tamra passes out cat sunglasses – the white framed, black lensed ones like Barbie wears – and scarves to her car. In her interview, she says, convertibles aren’t practical, and they don’t want tragic hair. Emily looks at them, and says, it’s the geriatric version of Thelma and Louise. They all say, bye, Miami, and head out.

Vicki tells the others that the woman Kelly fought in the bar has been sending her pictures. In Vicki’s interview, she says she saw Instagram photos of the woman’s hand, and was mortified. In Tamra’s interview, she says, nothing good is going to come out of trying to make another person look bad. Stop digging for dirt. Kelly gets car sick, and Braunwyn has to pull over. It starts to rain, and she puts the top up. I recognize the road they’re on, having been to Miami several times.

Braunwyn gets to their waterfront villa first, and they’re met with welcome (I think) piña coladas, and the manager gives them a tour. Vicki pulls up, and they’re told the other ladies have arrived. Braunwyn tells them that they’re going to a drag club tonight. In her interview, she says she’s always wanted to go to a drag show in Key West. Her drag name would be Bosoms Galore, and they all know what her talent would be. Everyone gets changed for the evening. Tamra asks if the villas connect, and the manager says their friends are next door. Tamra wonders if the others are still their friends.

Gina and Emily do their makeup. Emily says Vicki started talking to the chick Kelly was fighting with. Gina wonders why, since she thought they were cool. They need to tell Vicki that’s effed up, and they should tell Kelly. Emily says Kelly will tell them to go screw themselves. Gina says Kelly is going to murder Vicki.

Kelly calls Jolie, and tells her that Vicki is there. Jolie says she hates Vicki, and Kelly says she does too, but she has to be nice to her. In Kelly’s interview, she says she wants to make it easy and be the better person. She doesn’t want to be enemies or friends with Vicki; she just wants to be neutral. Vicki asks Shannon if she’s sure she wants to do the drag thing, and suggests they put on face masks and stay home. Shannon says she doesn’t want to miss anything. In Shannon’s interview, she says, Kelly crossed the line. She has no interest in connecting with her. Let Kelly have her fun, and she’ll have her own. Vicki says she’s tired, and she hates being the oldest.

Kelly, Gina, and Emily wait. In Kelly’s interview, she says the most annoying thing is waiting for Tamra, Shannon, and Vicki to get themselves together. It’s not that hard. Gina suggests they leave, and let the others catch up, and they get in a taxi. In her interview, Gina says she’s expecting a lot of sequins, a lot of makeup, and big hair. Basically, everything she sees at home on Long Island. Mama is coming home. At Drag Asylum, the first thing we see is a chandelier of heels, and I’m in. It looks like a blast. They watch the shows and make it rain.

On the way there, Shannon asks where the parade is. Vicki says, that’s New Orleans, but Shannon says David said there was a parade when he was there, and she needs to know where. In Shannon’s interview, Shannon says, when David called, he told her there were parades in the streets, and clearly this was a crazy town. Tamra asks if it’s bothering Shannon. In her interview, Shannon says she doesn’t need to emerge saying she conquered Key West. Her divorce is final, she’s happier than she’s been, and she’s thankful it’s over. Tamra tells Shannon that she’s a divorced rich bitch now, and Shannon says she’s going to get there on her own.

The MC asks, who’s celebrating something? and the women offer up Gina, who just got out of jail and divorced. Gina says it’s rock bottom, and all up from there. The MC tells everyone to make some noise. In Gina’s interview, she says if she was a drag queen, she’d be something fancy and over-the-top, like Georgina la Croix. In Vicki’s interview, she says she doesn’t understand it; boys dressing like girls, girls dressing like boys. Sorry, drags. What? In Shannon’s interview, she says, the vibe seems to be okay between Kelly and Vicki. Let’s learn from this. If you sit in a line, you don’t have to sit next to people you don’t want to.

They move on to a bar with a pool table. Gina talks to Tamra about Vicki being in communication with that girl. Kelly asks Vicki about long term insurance. In her interview, Kelly says she wants to come at Vicki with love and kindness, instead of being combative.  Shannon approaches Tamra, and says she doesn’t think it’s cool that Vicki is talking to that girl. Gina thinks Kelly should know about it. In Gina’s interview, she says you can’t know information like that and not say anything. It’s like how if you know a crime is about to be committed, and don’t say anything, you’re guilty too. Not quite, but I get the point she’s trying to make. Gina says she’s going to tell Vicki that she loves her, but it’s bad for her to be talking to that girl. Tamra says, just tell her, and Gina does, and Vicki asks why Gina is getting involved. Shannon decides to enlighten Kelly about what’s going on behind her back. In Shannon’s interview, she says this is going to emerge into a fight. She wants to let Kelly know now, before a bomb turns into a nuke. She’s going to be the a-hole. She tells Kelly what’s going on, and in Kelly’s interview, she says, this has nothing to do with Vicki. Get a life.

Vicki says Gina and Emily aren’t involved, and Emily suggests Vicki and Kelly take it outside if they’re going to flip out. Braunwyn says, it’s nobody’s business. In Vicki’s interview, she says she’s physically scared of Kelly. Kelly has a track record. She’s heard – she doesn’t want to repeat rumors – that Kelly’s had altercations with a lot of people. Kelly says Vicki hurts people, and Vicki says she’s the one who got hurt. Kelly says she’s getting sued. She’s a con woman. Kelly says, it’s all in public domain, and proof that Vicki is a bad woman. Vicki tells Kelly not to get involved in her business. In Vicki’s interview, she says, it’s all over the news that she committed fraud, but she didn’t. The insurance company went out of business. She couldn’t pay a claim, and an 82-year-old’s daughter is suing her. Kelly asks why Vicki wants to hurt her, and Vicki says she doesn’t. They trade insults, and Vicki calls Kelly a slut. Tamra says, that is not okay. In Gina’s interview, she says Vicki wants to call out someone for being single and living their life. She doesn’t care how many trains are coming to town. Vicki starts screeching – one of the things I hate most about this show – that she never conned anyone. She was conned. Kelly calls Vicki a liar. In Braunwyn’s interview, she says she imagined laying out, and maybe flirting with the cabana boy, but she probably should have known better. Vicki decides to leave.

Walking with Vicki and Tamra, Shannon says, that was a disaster, and she started it. Inside, Kelly admits to being a bitch. She tried being cool, but.. Gina says she effed up, and Kelly starts to cry. She wonders why she’s being attacked. It’s making matters worse. Emily says she’s done with Vicki, and Gina says it’s a horrifying violation of their truce. Tamra asks what Gina’s motivation was, and Shannon says it was her. She volunteered because she wanted to say it in a nicer way. Vicki tells them not to put Kelly near her, and Tamra asks what happened at the end. Vicki says she called Kelly a slut, but Kelly called her a con woman. She’s not a con woman – she starts the screeching – or a liar  She’s never conned anyone. She was conned. In Tamra’s interview, she says she hasn’t seen Vicki scream like this since the Brooks days. We flash back to Vicki screeching at the Bunko party and the ski trip.

Gina thinks it’s going to be a hat day, and asks Emily if they’re going on the tiki thing. It’s a floating bar, and Emily is hoping they have more than one, or she might have to jump ship. Shannon uses some kind of electric neti-pot, and it’s disgusting. Tamra watches her, then says she’ll never be able to erase that from her head. Neither will I, but it was on my TV. Tamra could have walked out of the room at any time.

Kelly says it’s copacetic when it’s just the four of them. Who calls someone a slut at forty years old? In  her interview, Kelly wonders why they’re after her, and Emily says Vicki thought she had the situation under wraps. She had no idea Tamra told them. Shannon just said something because they brought it up. If they hadn’t said it was wrong, Shannon never would have told Kelly. Kelly says, calculated.

Tamra tells Vicki the tiki bar looks like fun, and asks if VIcki can stay on a different side than Kelly. Vicki says she has no desire to hurt Kelly, and we flash back to Vicki crying and apologizing to Kelly. Tamra tells her, stay away from Kelly. Let it resolve itself. Vicki asks if she should apologize, but Tamra thinks says, let it run it’s course. Let it be.

They get in jeep, and a driver takes them to the floating tiki bars. Shannon, Gina, and Vicki get on one, and Tamra (in a surprise move), Emily, Braunwyn, and Kelly get in another. The Squeaky Tiki, driven by Gary, who tells them that they’ll be going to a sandbar. The water will be knee to waist deep. They mix their own drinks, which seems more dangerous than being on a floating bar. Vicki asks what they do to whoop it up there, and the bartender is clueless as to what whoop it up is. He’s never heard of it. In Gina’s interview, she says she’s put in the worst water situation every trip. We flash back to Gina not getting along with water. She says, there are so many good bars that are perfectly adequate on land. Vicki talks about having a destination wedding

Kelly asks, what’s wrong with Vicki? Kelly is suing her; she has all the evidence. Tamra says she’ll apologize, and they stop for a swim break. Braunwyn thinks she was stung by a jellyfish, and yells for them to get out of the water. Shannon says it’s not a jellyfish, but Kelly is already pushing Emily up the ladder, and back on the boat.

Tamra tells Vicki that she talked to Kelly, and told her that Vicki would say she’s sorry  Kelly asks why everyone is talking about her. She just wants them to stop. Kelly says, loud enough for all to hear, Michael just wrote that he’s got a lot of dirt on Vicki, and her engagement is going to implode in about two seconds. Vicki says Kelly is a terrible person, and asks why Kelly can’t be happy for her. Kelly yells that she’s talking to Michael, and calls Vicki an effing pig, and causing everyone to go, whoa. In Emily’s interview, she says it’s mean to attack Vicki’s looks. Attack her character. It sucks. Vicki gives Kelly the finger, and says, eff you. In Gina’s interview, she says some people have no respect for other people on vacation who just want to have a good time. Play nice in the sandbox, bitches. Shannon apologizes for the drama on their way out.

Vicki asks if she looks like a pig. Tamra says, no, and Shannon tells her to stop it. They find a cake and champagne waiting in their villa, compliments of the hotel. The cake says, congratulations, Vicki. Tamra thinks they should sing, and they fumble through happy engagement to you. They toast, and Tamra suggests they let things die down. It was a perfect example of how Kelly can’t control her anger.

Kelly tells Braunwyn, she lost her cool. Braunwyn says she doesn’t have to fight this fight. She doesn’t have to get upset. Her character is going to come through. She’s a good friend.

Gina asks Emily what they’re going to do, and Emily says they should go to dinner, but it can’t be a group dinner. Kelly and Vicki can’t be in the  same room. Gina thinks no matter what group they go with, it will cause more problems. Gina calls Tamra, and say she’s going out with Braunwyn, Emily, and Kelly, and then she’ll see them.

The four go to a restaurant, and Braunwyn orders loaded fries. Emily says, make it two. In Braunwyn’s interview, she says she’s sick of talking about feelings and each other. She wants to drown her sorrows in processed cheese. Braunwyn says she’s a nice person, and gives lot of leeway, and Kelly says she doesn’t. She tried to be on her best behavior. Her plan was to not engage. Emily says she gets a C minus. Kelly says she goes low, and Braunwyn asks, why? Kelly thinks it’s when she gets ganged up on. She had a lot of cousins, and they fought to win. She has an anger problem. Emily says Kelly gets wounded, and feels vulnerable. Kelly says she learned to be vindictive from her family. She thought going low was winning. In her interview, Kelly remembers getting a present for a friend, and her mom getting in a fight with the lady behind the counter when she didn’t wrap it right. We’re products of our environment. Kelly says she needs to be stronger. She feels stupid, taking the bait. Emily says she was hurt, and Kelly says, at least she can recognize her shortcomings. Braunwyn says they’re all a work in progress, and growing.

Gina joins the Tres Blonde Amigas at another restaurant. In Gina’s interview, she says she likes hanging out with them because they make her laugh. Their antics are always fun and adventurous. Vicki asks if Gina would ever move back to New York, and Gina says no, but her heart is there. She moved across the country for Matt. Tamra asks how that worked for her, but thinks Gina should give it another chance. Shannon says, but… and Tamra says she’s seen pictures of Gina with him, and there’s a light in her eyes. Gina says she knows something happened, and if she committed to him again, he’d never cheat again. Shannon’s head whips around, and Gina says, he gets it. Tamra asks why Shannon is rolling her eyes – clearly not being able to read body language. Shannon says she didn’t. In Shannon’s interview, she says she knows the devastation she went through when she thought she and David were back together, and they weren’t. That’s when she spiraled, with her weight and emotions. She doesn’t want Gina to go through the same pain. Shannon says she knew that too, but David still checked out. Gina says she doesn’t think Matt will check out. Vicki says he won’t if it’s a happy home, and Shannon says she takes offense to that. She was willing to do whatever, and it wasn’t that she didn’t have a happy home. Vicki says she checked out with Don. Gina says she always gives in to Matt, and Shannon tells her, wait it out. If he’s serious, he’ll make a move back home. Vicki says, time will tell. Her mom told her that she’d always end up where she’s supposed to end up. Tamra says, as soon as the arguments affect the children, it’s time to go. Shannon says, the bottom line is, if you’re fighting at home, they know what’s happening. Their kids wrote texts to them saying don’t think they’re not screwed up because they heard them screaming at each other, and Sophie is writing a book about a kid’s perspective on divorce. In Shannon’s interview, she thinks her kids have witnessed things they shouldn’t have – we flash back to the kids basically pointing out how unhappy things are – and they’ll probably knock on her door one day, telling her how screwed up they are. She’s been trying to give them a normal life without all the chaos. Shannon announces that it’s 11 pm. They haven’t been out until then since they got to Florida. They all make toasts, and screech together.

At the villa, Kelly suggests she and Braunwyn put on their PJs, and watch a movie.

Tamra wants dance at the bar. They order tequila shots, and Vicki says, let’s whoop it up, into the bar microphone. Shannon says her biggest goal tonight is to keep the smile on her face, and keep having fun.

Emily goes to bed.

Vicki drinks directly from the beer tap at the bar.

The other girls go to bed.

Back at the villa, Tamra does a cannonball into the pool. In her interview, Shannon rates the trip a good nine to ten. In her villa. They all jump around in the pool, until they hear security coming, and they jet. Tamra scrambles around for her clothes, and some random dude runs through the scene. On the walkway, Vicki slips in her heels, and the mood suddenly changes when they realize she’s really hurt. In Tamra’s interview, she says Vicki is the clumsiest person she’s ever met. We flash back, and it looks like Tamra is right. I’d forgotten that Vicki ended up in the hospital a couple of times on vacation too. Shannon says they need to go to the hospital, and the ambulance comes. Tamra and Shannon quickly get dressed, and come along.

In the ambulance, Vicki screeches.

Next time, a shark, Vicki is just as clumsy on crutches, and Kelly and Emily have a consult with a guru or something.

💋 A Little Less Emily…

Not that she wasn’t stunning to begin with.

https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2019/11/rhoc-star-emily-simpson-loses-15-pounds/?utm_source=email&em_hash=72048a93bc8188334dc1071a32fe8f3b

I have a way for her to lose even more weight. Get rid of Shane.

https://radaronline.com/photos/rhoc-emily-simpson-shane-save-troubled-marriage/

🎪 I Love a Good Con…

Not the Vicki kind either. This is a great summation of what a fan festival is like.

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/sopranoscon-2019-sopranos-fan-festival?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=email

🍗 And If You Don’t Want To Let Go Either…

Or perhaps live in Port Charles, where it’s still Thanksgiving.

https://pagesix.com/2019/11/29/how-celebs-celebrated-thanksgiving/

🎄 And So It Begins…

The Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting will be on NBC at 7 pm, Wednesday, December 4th. Another thing you’re better off watching on TV. It’s too crowded to breathe there. In the meantime, enjoy some lights of a Christmas season gone by.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

October 12, 2019 – Sasha Lies About Her Lies, a Little Bit of Soap, RIP Julia, Goodbye Grand, Paul Does It Again, No To Mila, NeNe On Blast, No Shame, a Joke, Quotes On Life & NYC Noise

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

 

General Hospital

Alexis brings Sonny a gift for the baby, a sippy cup that says Corinthos Coffee. He tells her Carly will love it. She asks how Carly and Donna are doing, and he says, great. They’re just waiting to get the all clear to bring Donna home. Alexis gets a text from Julian that he needs to see her asap. It’s about her client. She says, that’s great news; it should take the edge off. Sonny says, the edge off what?

At Charlie’s, Brad gives Julian a new welcome mat, saying it’s more of a welcome back mat, since he’s not leaving. A fresh start. Brad says now that he’s not leaving, Julian will be able to be around Lucas and Wiley all the time. Julian says, there is that. Brad says since he’ll be there, Julian can help out when problems arise. Julian asks what problem has arisen. Obrecht again? Brad says, no. Nelle.

At Crimson, Sasha packs up her stuff. Michael asks if she’s got everything. She nods, saying, it’s just a few odds and ends; her notepads with her name on them. Nina was so great to her. Caring for her as a real daughter, bringing her into Crimson to start a career. Now her life is as random as what’s in the box. Michael tells her she’s strong and she’ll get her footing again. She says, just without Nina. She looks at a picture of the two of them.

Valentin tells Nina that he was worried. She asks if Charlotte is there, and he says, she’s with Lulu. Nina says, good. She’s just there to pick up a few things to tide her over, and she’ll be on her way. He asks where she’s going, and she says, anywhere but here. It’s none of his business anymore, where she goes or with whom. He says, the hell it isn’t.

Sasha asks Michael if he thinks she should leave a note, and he says it’s her call. She guesses not. Nina would just tear up anything that she left. She can’t stand how much she hurt Nina, but Nina isn’t ready to hear anything she has to say. Lucy blows in, and says Sasha is just the person she’s looking for. Sasha says she’s on her way out, but Lucy says, no. She made Sasha a once in a lifetime offer, and she keeps saying she wants to think about it. Michael says they have to go, but Lucy says they can, as soon as Sasha answers her question. Is she going to be the new face of Deception or not? Sasha says she’s way ahead of Lucy.

Valentin tells Nina, whatever happens, he’s still the man who loves her. He’s still the man who would lay down his life for her. She says, the man who would manufacture a daughter for her? He understands why she’s angry. Yesterday was a tumultuous ride for both of them. She says, it wasn’t a ride; it was a betrayal of everything she believed in. He says Sasha’s lies were reprehensible, but they were Sasha’s lies. She asks if he thinks she believes he wasn’t involved. He asks her to consider the source. Lulu had been drinking, and overheard a conversation in a public restroom. She heard what she wanted to hear. Nina says she doesn’t trust Lulu, but she doesn’t trust him either anymore. They were estranged, about to be divorced, and he had a conversation with her now dead mother about her child, who survived and was adopted. Miracle on top of miracle, he found that child. She was so stupid, she took Sasha in, and brought him back into her life. Sasha isn’t her child. Sasha is a con woman, and he’s telling her that Sasha not only betrayed her, but the great Valentin Cassadine. He says she’s right. He went looking for her daughter to get her back.

Dev asks Josslyn, what’s this? She says it’s the homework he missed. It’s better to try and keep up than get hit with a bunch of makeup homework later. He says, it’s not fair. He’s not allowed off the grounds, and now he has homework. All because she ratted him out to her father.

Alexis shows Sonny the text, and he says, that’s a lot of exclamation marks. She says, Julian does have a flair for the dramatic. Sonny asks why he’s not leaving, and she says he’s had a change of plans. Sonny says, Olivia is furious. She’s thinking of suing Julian, and he hopes she cleans him out.

Brad says he wants Julian to help protect Wiley and Lucas. Julian asks if it’s like the Obrecht situation. Does Brad want him to knock off Nelle? Brad says, Nelle is the last wildcard, and he needs help to contain her. Julian says, it’s too much. It’s Brad’s mess; he needs to clean it up. Brad says, what if he can’t, and Nelle spills everything? He and Julian have been seen together. Sonny will do the math, and put together that Julian was in it. And he’s not the only one. How does Julian think Lucas will feel when he finds out his father was a part of it? Julian asks if Brad is threatening him, and Brad says he’s making sure Julian knows where he stands. Julian grabs Brad by the throat, and says he wants to make sure Brad knows where he stands. He doesn’t take kindly to threats. Ava comes in, and says she doesn’t think Lucas would take kindly to Julian strangling his husband.

Josslyn tells Dev that she couldn’t keep lying to her dad, but her dad won’t sell him out. He wouldn’t do anything to hurt Dev because it would hurt her. Dev asks how it would hurt her if he got sent away? She says she’d feel responsible, so she’s doing what she can to fix it. She starts to type a text, and Dev asks what she’s doing. She says, fixing it.

Alexis tells Sonny that Julian seems committed to staying on the right path. She hasn’t seen any backsliding. Has he heard anything? Sonny says, not yet. She says, since Julian isn’t going anywhere, she thinks it would behoove them to continue to cultivate the current détente. He says she has more faith in Julian than he does.

Ava asks Julian if this is the afternoon floorshow, or do they require a referee? Julian says, the show’s over. Right? He tells Brad, give his best to Lucas and Wiley, and shoves him toward the door. Brad jets, and Ava asks if he’d like to tell her what that was all about. He says, it’s a family matter. Brad asked him to intervene, and he told Brad that he didn’t take sides. She says, so he was driving the point home by choking him? and Julian says, sometimes you need to be blunt, especially with people who won’t take no for an answer. She must know people like that. She says, a few, and tells him to pour her a drink and tell her about Nina’s wedding. She can’t believe he was invited. He says he gave Nina her start at Crimson. Ava says he hired her hoping she’d drive the magazine into the ground, so he could write it off as a loss. He thinks maybe Nina wanted to rub her success in his face, but he didn’t go. She was hoping for some juicy details, and wonders if Nina tripped going down the aisle toward her groom of doom. He says he heard Nina’s eyes were opened before they said their vows. He went to the reception to drop off a gift, and it was a ghost town, except for a few people taking advantage of the open bar. Apparently, Nina stormed out of her own wedding.

Sasha tells Lucy that she’s sorry, but has to pass. Lucy says, funny, and good. A good spokesperson should have sense of humor. Michael says Sasha is serious, and Lucy says, that’s insane. Sasha knows it’s an incredible opportunity, and Lucy says, piffle. She didn’t even begin to negotiate yet, and it’s more than incredible. She wants to give Sasha a stake in the company; she’ll have her own voice. Sasha says she might want to rethink that in the light of recent developments. She no longer comes with a Crimson connection. She no longer has a relationship with Nina. The truth is, she never did. She’s not Nina’s daughter. It was all a hoax, and came out at the wedding. Michael is surprised it hasn’t hit the tabloids yet. Sasha says Lucy doesn’t want her affiliated with her company. She’ll be notorious. Lucy says, notorious is kind of great. Notorious sells. She says, they’ll make bajullions, and hugs Sasha.

Jax’s phone signals that he has a text, but he doesn’t check it. Nina says, so Valentin admits it. He says he admits he wanted to find her daughter, and it got the ball rolling, but Sasha’s actions were her own. Nina says they’re done, but he grabs her arm. Jax tells him, let her go, and Valentin tells Jax, get out of his house. Obrecht comes in, and says Nina is all right. She acknowledges Jax, but Valentin says, Jax was just leaving. Jax says he’s not going unless Nina wants him to, but Nina says she can take care of herself, and it sounds like someone wants to get ahold of him. Jax looks at the text from Josslyn. It says, waiting on u; plz help Dev. He tells Nina that he’s just a phone call away. He leaves, and Obrecht says, bagel? Nina says she has no appetite. Valentin tells her, leaving him solves nothing. Nina says, maybe, but it’s a good way to start. She says, it’s over; they’re through, and goes to pack her things.

Ava tells Julian that she knew Sasha was too to be good true. Does he think Valentin paid Sasha to be Nina’s daughter? He says, of course () Valentin denied any involvement, and she says, of course (🍷). Obviously, Nina doesn’t believe him, or she wouldn’t have left him at the altar. He says she’s enjoying this because it’s Nina, but Ava says, a year ago, she may have felt differently. Now that her life was destroyed by an obsessive man’s lies, she can’t celebrate that kind of pain anymore. Not even Nina’s. He tells her, feel that? That itchy, stretchy feeling? It’s called growth. He’s proud of her. Ava asks him to give her his best bottle of scotch and two glasses. He says, scotch? and she says, it’s more portable than vodka martinis, and vanquishes demons just the same. He says, at least she and Nina are free. Nina is done with Valentin, and she’s done with Ryan. Ava says, it’s not always easy to make a clean break. He’s living proof. If Kim hadn’t come along, he’d still be pursuing Alexis. Maybe he would have even worn her down. He says, doubtful, and she says, guess who just walked in? Alexis smiles at him.

Neil says his vitals aren’t bad. Panic attacks aren’t uncommon. Has he had prior experience with therapy? It’s nothing to be ashamed of, and it’s treatable, but first, they have to get down to the root of the problem. We see Brad sitting on the couch, and he says, that’s easy. It’s his father-in-law, and his son’s mother… and his son’s father.

Sasha tells Lucy that she’s hurt Nina enough already. She’s not using publicity from the scandal for her own end. Lucy is sure Nina would understand. Michael says he’s not. Lucy says Crimson’s revenues soared when Nina put Ava on the cover. Nina did that, so don’t act like it’s not a moral thing to capitalize on a good thing when you see it. Sasha says she’s not capitalizing on anything. She can’t do it. Not to herself or Nina. She loves Nina, and hates how much pain she caused. Lucy asks if Sasha believes she’s the first person to be embroiled in a scandal. Lots of people go through it. The public loves when the guilty are redeemed. Sasha says, there’s no redemption here, and Lucy says, yet. Does Sasha think punishing herself will make up for everything she did to Nina? Sasha says, no, but not making a media spectacle is a start. Lucy asks if Sasha really wants to make amends to all the people she’s wronged, and Sasha says, of course (🍷). Lucy asks how she’s going to support herself while she’s doing it. Does she have a new job? She looks at Michael. Or a sugar daddy? Sasha says, absolutely not. Lucy says, atoning is a lifetime endeavor. It’s not just repentance and lit candles. You have to live your life. If Sasha is skittish to take advantage of her mistakes, she can soften that. That’s what a media trainer is about. Forgiveness is two things; reparation and presence. If she wants to make it right to the people she’s wronged, she has to be in their face. She can’t make reparations by retreating into the shadows. Otherwise, how does anyone know she’s repenting? Lucy says she did it. She put herself out there, and went everywhere. Now everybody loves her.. Well, except her dry cleaner, but everyone else loves her.

Obrecht tells Valentin, Nina was still in her wedding gown, and she came in with Jax. Are they supposed to assume the two of them are… Valentin asks Obrecht to tell him. Jax is such a gentleman. Would he take advantage of a runaway bride on her wedding night? Nina comes out, and Obrecht tries to approach her, but Nina says she’s not talking to her. She’ll send for the rest of her things. She tells Valentin, one more thing. He said when he talked to her mother, she’d said her daughter was alive. Was that a lie? Never mind. What was she thinking? She can’t believe anything he says. Valentin says, don’t say goodbye. His life is meaningless without her. She says, that, she can believe, and leaves.

Sonny answers the door, and it’s Jax, who asks if Dev is there. On the terrace, Dev tells Josslyn, only fifty more assignments to go. She says he got off easy because he’s a hero. He asks if they’re still saying that, and she says she did rescue Wiley from that manic. They’re still talking about it. He says, Sam is the hero, not him. She says he still rates, but he says they didn’t know he was in the process of running away. She says, taking off on his own? He’s brave… but stupid. He says her flattery is overwhelming him. She asks where he was going. How was how planning on taking care of himself? He says he can manage. He got to Port Charles on his own. She asks if he didn’t think about the people he would hurt by leaving. He says Sonny would understand. Her mom probably would have been relieved. Max might have missed him taking the car and speedboat out. Who else did he miss? She said, people. Is there someone he missed? Would she miss him? She says, hardly, and he says he’d miss her too. She says she didn’t say she’d miss him. He says, not to his face, but he guarantees it’s in her diary. He grabs it from her, and she says, that’s private. He says, let’s see what she’s writing about him. She tries to take the diary back, and they end up face to face.

She asks if she can have the diary back now, and he lets go. He says he was just having a little fun, and she asks if he would think it was fun if she looked through his things. He says he wasn’t going to read it; her secrets are safe. She asks him to promise he’ll leave it alone, and he promises. Sonny and Jax come outside, and Sonny says Jax has something he wants to tell them.

Alexis asks Julian, what’s so urgent that it required three exclamations points, and an asap? He shows her a flyer, and asks if she knows about these. They’re all over the neighborhood; questioning his A rating, the quality of his meat, and claiming he waters down the liquor. Customers are starting to ask questions. Ava says, the liquor is just fine. She can attest to that. He says he knows Olivia is behind it, so tell her to cease and desist, or he’ll sue. Alexis suggests he give Olivia back her deposit if he wants to rectify things. He says he’s not giving back the deposit. Besides, he already used it to put a deposit on a place in New York. Since he backed out, he can’t get his back, so why should he give Olivia hers? I dunno. Maybe because it’s the law? Alexis says, no justice, no peace, and he says, she thinks this is funny? She asks why he doesn’t finish the sale, and buy something else? He says he likes Charlie’s. He’s put his blood, sweat, and tears into it. She says he’s only been there two years; how invested can he be? Ava says, Charlie’s is more than just a restaurant. It’s where Julian landed when he started over. It’s a new era. AAD – after Alexis Davis.

Neil tells Brad, open adoptions are quite common now. Does Brad’s son have a relationship with his biological parents? Brad would rather not go into details. He just wanted some meds to help with his nerves. Neil says he can’t prescribe something without determining the underlying issue. He assumes Brad came there to get at the root of his anxiety. He tells Brad to take a deep breath, and Neil about his mother. Brad just looks at him, and Neil says, just a little shrink humor to get Brad to relax. Brad says he’s not relaxed. The reason he has anxiety is, his son was kidnapped. He was taken away, and every day Brad worries that it could happen all over again.

Lucy tells Sasha that she knows being the face of Deception might seem like an improbable road to redemption, but Sasha can use the platform any way she wants. Sasha says she just wants to make things better for Nina. Nina had everything taken from her, and Sasha wishes she could give something back. She doesn’t care how the world sees her. Nina comes in, and asks what Sasha is doing there. Sasha says she was getting her things. Nina sees that she has them, and tells her, get out. If Sasha comes there again, she’ll call security. Lucy suggests Nina ease up a little. Nina asks if Lucy heard what happened, but Lucy tells Nina, she’s just saying Nina should take into account that Sasha is extremely remorseful. And she did bring a bit of happiness to Nina’s life. Nina says, all Sasha brought into her life was a pack of lies. She’s lost everything because of Sasha; the man she loved, the aunt who she thought loved her, her home, her self-respect, her reputation, and Charlotte, the closest thing she’ll ever have to a real daughter. That’s why she came there. To remind herself that at least she has Crimson. Her job is the only worthwhile thing she has left. Sasha says she’s wrong. She still has Valentin and Charlotte. Sasha did this on her own.

Jax says now that he’s been brought him up to speed, he’s given the situation a lot thought. He’s not contradicting Sonny’s story. If anyone finds out the truth, it won’t be from him. Josslyn thanks him, and he says he thinks this is the one time taking action would be counter-productive. Jax flashes back to telling Sonny that he’s made a decision about Dev’s situation. He doesn’t want to destroy Dev by uncovering the lie. He won’t put Josslyn through that, and he doesn’t want to put Dev in any more danger. He hates being part of Sonny’s cover-up, but doesn’t see an alternative. He’s going to leave things as they are. Sonny thanks him, but Jax says, don’t thank him just yet. Back on the terrace, Jax tells Josslyn that she’s given him a lot to think about. He doesn’t want to stand in the way of her helping Dev. Sonny started this lie, and they’ll have to live with it.

Sasha tells Nina that Lulu never heard her say Valentin’s name because he wasn’t involved. She got a call from the lawyer who handled her adoption, Carter Buckley. Michael says she doesn’t have to do this, but she says she does. She says he told her that a P.I. was looking for the daughter of a wealthy woman and she’d be about Sasha’s age. He figured they could orchestrate things so it would look like she was that daughter. The plan was to get money from Nina, and they would split it. He was dying, and wanted to provide for his family. Nina asks why he chose Sasha, and Sasha says he handled her adoption; he knew no one was looking for her. She needed the money, so she said yes. Carter died soon after, and Nina knows the rest. What Sasha thought would be a brief meeting turned into so much more. It became harder for her to keep her distance. She wanted Nina to believe the lie, but she wanted to believe it too. She didn’t want to lose Nina. That’s the truth. Nina says she’s good. She’ll give Sasha that, but no way she did this on her own. Valentin had to be the one who set it up.

Obrecht tells Valentin it’s possible she was a bit premature when she suggested there was a way out of their predicament. Nina may never take them back. He says Nina is his life. He can’t accept a future without her. Obrecht says she’s never seen Nina so hurt and angry. Time to get while the getting is good. He asks where she’s going, and she says, Switzerland. It’s lovely this time of year, and since she’s a citizen, it will be impossible to extradite her, should Nina choose to press charges. Valentin might want to follow her example. He says he’s way ahead. He and Charlotte are going back to Greece. She says, with Lulu’s permission? and he says he’s not afraid of Lulu. His lawyers will tie her up in family court indefinitely. He doesn’t want Charlotte seeing Nina or the family. And maybe his absence will make Nina’s heart grow fonder. Obrecht says, or maybe he’s deluding himself.

Alexis tells Julian, she realizes Charlie’s has significance to him, and apologizes for being insensitive. Julian accepts. He says, back to Olivia’s smear campaign, but she says he doesn’t know Olivia is behind it, but she’ll relay his concerns. He says, not good enough. Olivia is messing with his business and interfering with his customers. He may need to sue. She says he’d have to prove she did it, and it will cost a lot. He should take his resources and start something new; change things up. The Rib has Drag Queen Bingo now, and it’s packed every night. Ava says, that sounds like fun, but Julian says, it’s not a drag bingo kind of place. Alexis says it wasn’t a gastro pub kind of place either, until he made it one. He’s a master of reinvention. She tells hm, you know what they say; every morning you wake up anew, so what you do today is all that matters. He asks if she got that from her shrink boyfriend. She says he’s not her boyfriend, and it’s none of Julian’s business. She leaves, and Ava asks if he heard that. He’s not her boyfriend.

Neil says Brad’s son was kidnapped? and Brad says, yes. Neil asks if he was the boy who was in the news recently. Brad says, yeah.  The cult guy. Neil says, so Shiloh is his son’s biological father. Brad doesn’t see what it matters. His son was stolen, and he feels like he could be taken away at any time and any place. No one understands. He can’t sleep or eat; he’s falling apart. Neil says he’ll give Brad something to make feel better. The medication works differently on everyone, so he’ll tweak it until they get the right dosage. In the meantime, they’ll keep talking, but next time, he wants Brad to bring his husband.

Sasha says she never met Valentin before. She only dealt with Carter and Curtis. Nina says Sasha wants her to believe she faked three DNA tests. Sasha says she had help from someone who knows their way around a lab. Nina says, so she and Obrecht are friends now? but Sasha says, not Obrecht. She had friend from college help her. Obrecht only figured it out a few days before the wedding. If Lulu had heard the whole conversation, she would have heard Nina try to convince Obrecht not to say anything. Nina says, the best laid plans, and Lucy says, it’s food for thought. Sasha says Nina has every right to hate her, but don’t cut out the two people who, despite their flaws, love her very, very much. Charlotte needs Nina, and Nina needs Charlotte. Nina says she needs them all to clear out now. They leave, and Nina throws things and cries.

Dev says he’s in Jax’s debt, and Jax tells him, stay out of trouble. Honor the secret, and he’ll consider the debt paid. Jax flashes back to telling Sonny that he won’t tell Sonny’s secret, but he won’t keep it either. If the Feds knock on his door, he’s not going to perjure himself and give them an excuse to kick him out of the country. Like Sonny did. In the present, Sonny says he doesn’t anticipate any trouble. Dev is a Corinthos now, and there’s no one to say otherwise.

Brad asks why Neil wants Lucas to come, and Neil says he’s concerned about the toll the kidnapping is taking on Brad, and that he doesn’t feel supported in the aftermath. Maybe he can open a line of communication. Brad says, couples therapy might help. Lucas is pretty busy. He can’t guarantee Lucas will come, but he’ll ask. Neil says they’ll get control Brad’s anxiety, and address the underlying issue. He’ll feel better when he sees his fear is unfounded. Brad runs into Alexis as he’s leaving, and Alexis says, bad timing? Neil says, not at all. How was her day? Anything to report? Alexis says, nope. Nothing at all.

Julian looks at a flyer that says he’s paying off the sanitary inspector, and crumples it up. He gets on his phone. At one of the tables, Sasha says Michael thinks she did the wrong thing. He says she took the blame for Valentin so Nina wouldn’t lose the people she loves. Sasha says, they love her too. Valentin would never willingly hurt Nina. The whole twisted situation came out of Valentin’s love, so she’s taking blame, but she’s also clearing the way for them to heal. Charlotte is a great kid, and deserves to be happy. Nina makes her happy. Michael doesn’t agree with her actions, but he can’t argue with her motives. She asks what he would he do, but he tells her, it’s impossible to say. He’d like to think he’d tell the truth, and let the chips fall where they may. She says so he would have told Nina that Valentin was behind it? Michael says it’s possible that when she cools off, she would forgive him. There was no malicious intent, and he did hire a wonderful woman to pose as her daughter, but with Sasha’s way, she’s just waiting for another lie to be exposed.

Ava goes to Nina’s office, carrying the scotch and glasses. Nina says she knew she’d see Ava. She was right; it’s a long, long way to fall. If Ava is there to gloat, have at it. Ava says she’s there in solidarity. She knows a little something about horrid, lying men, and hell on earth.

On Monday, Kim asks if Elizabeth is sure she’s doing the right thing, Jordan tells Henderson to start talking, Obrecht asks Valentin if Nina’s child is alive, and Jason needs to see someone right away.

🛀 Soap Suds…

Soap stars and dogs. What’s not to like?

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/photos/soap-alums-at-the-hero-dog-awards/?utm_source=email&em_hash=72048a93bc8188334dc1071a32fe8f3b

Or as I call him, Colonel Sanders Jr.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/exclusive-michael-e-knight-on-joining-gh/?utm_source=email&em_hash=72048a93bc8188334dc1071a32fe8f3b

😢 Farewell To a Pioneer…

She broke barriers and did it all.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/photos/dynasty-alum-diahann-carroll-dies-at-84/?utm_source=email&em_hash=72048a93bc8188334dc1071a32fe8f3b

🏨 It Was Grand While It Lasted…

I’m starting to think it’s a conspiracy against Eva Longoria.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/grand-hotel-canceled-by-abc/?utm_source=email&em_hash=72048a93bc8188334dc1071a32fe8f3b

💒 Congrats To the Good Doctor…

Let’s hope it’s not botched this time.

https://extratv.com/2019/10/07/dr-paul-nassif-marries-much-younger-fiancee-brittany-pattakos/?adid=extra_eme_27219_2019-10-07_rightnow5

🚫 No, Just No…

Is Mila Kunis insane?

https://starmagazine.com/photos/ashton-kutcher-mila-kunis-real-housewives-beverly-hills/?utm_source=email&em_hash=72048a93bc8188334dc1071a32fe8f3b

🍑 NeNe Needs To Chill…

Kenya might be thirsty, but NeNe wants to drain the ocean.

https://radaronline.com/photos/rhoa-blowout-nene-leakes-kenya-moore-huge-fight-filming-divorce/?utm_source=email&em_hash=72048a93bc8188334dc1071a32fe8f3b

😔 The Last Bastian Of Shaming…

I totally get wanting to be healthy, but this woman is gorgeous, and it’s sad how trolls have body shamed her.

https://radaronline.com/videos/rhoc-emily-simpson-embarrassed-weight-gain-marriage-crisis/?utm_source=email&em_hash=72048a93bc8188334dc1071a32fe8f3b

🃏 BA-DUM-CHH…

Senior: I bought a hearing aid. Cost $2,000, but it’s state of the art.

Friend: What kind is it?

Senior: A quarter to 12.

🏁  Quotes of the Week

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less. – Marie Curie

In love we find out who we want to be; in war we find out who we are. – Kristin Hannah

Do not stop thinking of life as an adventure. – Eleanor Roosevelt

Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.Helen Keller

The only way that we can live, is if we grow. The only way that we can grow is if we change. – C. JoyBell C.

It’s life. Lower your expectations. – Max (Kat Dennings), 2 Broke GIrls

🗽 What Fredrik Said…

See you when Alpha whispers to Omega. In the meantime, enjoy the noise.