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February 27, 2026 – GH Weekdays, Marco Agrees To Help Lucas, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Awarding Excellence, Animal Side Gigs, Sevensome Quotes & Air

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🍕 Weekday Slices…                                                                          

Monday: 

Sonny met Gio at the Brown Dog, and Gio asked how Fizz🐶was. Sonny said Fizz🐶 missed him, but Fizz🐶 wasn’t the only one who could use company, and Gio asked if it was that obvious. Sonny asked what was going on.

Alexis thought it was wonderful that Brook and Chase were resuming their adoption journey. The child would be lucky to have them as parents. But they should know, it may not be that easy.

Turner said accusing Chase was a serious allegation, and Ric said it was accurate, nonetheless. Dante asked who the witness was, and Ric said, Wiley Corinthos.

Wiley told Willow that he’d had a nightmare. He didn’t like it there and missed his bedroom at daddy’s.

Lulu caught Spinelli lost in thought, and he said, sorry. It had been a remarkable time with Maxie’s coming home party. But once Maxie saw Nathan, he had to expect she’d choose Nathan.

Maxie and Nathan hugged.

Dante said, Wiley saw Chase? and Ric said he’d just found out. Wiley told him voluntarily and uncoached, but Dante must think, due to Wiley’s age, he was fabricating it. Dante said, it needed to be corroborated, and Ric said Chase had recently been demoted because of his unauthorized investigation into Willow’s case. He’d undermined the case and had clear animosity against Ric’s client. Turner said it had been dealt with, but Ric said Chase hadn’t learned his lesson. The PCPD had seized the key, but Chase had handled it before the search warrant was even issued. Whose idea was it to go fishing for the key to Drew’s house? Dante said, Nathan’s, and Ric said if Chase had been part of the decision making, imagine the PR nightmare. Critical evidence had been missing that allowed a guilty woman to go free. Turner said Michael was free to go, and Ric and Michael left. Dante told Turner that they’d gotten the idea about the key from Chase.

Alexis told Chase and Brook that they’d have to reapply, but they should be able to fly through it unless there had been a major change to their lives. Chase said when they’d last applied, he was a detective at the PCPD, but he’d been demoted to patrolman. He wondered if it would hurt their chances.

Sonny asked how it was going with Emma and her parents, and Gio said he guessed it was fine. They’d been texting, but it wasn’t the same as talking face to face. She wasn’t saying a lot about her grandmother’s status or how the family was taking the news. Sonny said he was sure Emma was happy that she had Gio to talk to, and Gio said he hated that she was far away. He missed her. Sonny said, of course (🍷). Emma was a good person and so was Gio. Gio said he couldn’t stop thinking that the longer Emma was away, the less likely it was that she’d come back.

Spinelli said Jason and Brook insisted Maxie would choose him, and Lulu said she didn’t doubt Maxie’s love for him. Spinelli said he feared that love wasn’t as deep as her love for Nathan.

Maxie said her mom told her that Nathan was back, but seeing and hearing him was surreal. Nathan said, for him too, and she said she hadn’t upgraded her phone for a long time because she was afraid she’d lose the messages from him and forget the sound of his voice. How did this happen? He said he wished he knew, and she asked if he remembered what happened that day. He said he remembered looking for her at Crimson and his father was there. His father shot him, and then he remembered being at GH and waiting with her. Then everything sort of went dark. We flashed back to Nathan’s final moments, and he said, then when he woke up, Nina was there and he was in a hospital bed at GH, seven years of his life gone. He was sorry for leaving her and the baby alone. She said he didn’t leave. He was taken from them. She knew he’d never leave her.

Lulu said Maxie loved both Spinelli and Nathan in different ways. Spinelli knew parts of Maxie that Nathan never knew. He knew Georgie, and the connection to Maxie’s sister was priceless. He was Maxie’s first real love. Spinelli said they broke up and there was Nathan. Nathan breathed new life into Maxie, and he’d found a new life in Portland. Lulu said Nathan wasn’t Maxie’s first love, but he was a big one, and Spinelli said Nathan was her hero. Lulu said, a love like that hits differently and you couldn’t stand in the way of it, and Spinelli said it seemed she’d given it considerable thought

Maxie said she heard Nathan met James, and Nathan said James was amazing… and terrifying. Maxie said he was a thrill seeker and wondered where he got it from. They were supposed to raise James together. The last thing Nathan said was that he loved her like there was no tomorrow. He said, it was true then and it’s true now. For him, it was like no time had passed. For her, everything changed, and they had to face what happened.

Sonny asked why Gio thought Emma might stay in California, and Gio said one reason she’d come to Port Charles was for her grandmother, and she’d wondered when she’d feel like she belonged. Sonny asked what Gio would do if that happened.

Alexis said being demoted wasn’t a crime or an indication of bad character. Agencies now took a holistic approach. Brook said, they looked at all factors, and Alexis said she wanted to make sure they saw what she did. They were loving and kind people with ample resources, a stable home, and a good support system. She couldn’t think of more deserving parents. She was going to start the application process immediately. She left, and Chase said he’d never forgive himself if his job affected their chances.

Ric said he was glad Wiley told him and not Chase, and Michael asked if he thought Chase knew Wiley saw him. Ric said he wouldn’t worry about it, but he thought Michael should stay away from Chase. If Chase was willing to throw his career away for Willow, who know what else he’d do.

Turner said if Chase had tampered with Michael’s keys, it strongly suggested he’d tampered with the video footage, but Dante said he’d never seen Chase cut corners or tamper with evidence. She suggested Chase had a blind spot for Willow like Dante did with Michael, and Dante said they should have a conversation with Chase before they jumped to conclusions. She told him to get his department in order. The next wrong move, heads would roll, and it would start with theirs.

Willow said Wiley hadn’t slept there in so long, it made sense that he got scared. He’d get used to it quicker than he thought. How about if they read together until he fell asleep? He said he missed reading with her, and she said her too. Soon the house would feel like home to him and anywhere else wouldn’t feel quite right.

Gio said he wasn’t sure what he’d do and asked what Sonny would think if he moved to be with her. Sonny said he’d miss Gio, but if Gio followed his heart, he’d understand. He couldn’t say the same for Olivia. She’d be strategic and cook for him in the morning. By night… Gio said he’d be unpacking. His phone dinged and he said Josslyn was on her way. Sonny said that was his cue to get out, and Gio thanked him for listening. It made him feel less guilty. Sonny said he was always there and not to feel guilty about anything. On his way out, he saw Turner come in. He asked if she was all right, but she said, no. She’d had an awful day and could use a drink. He asked if she could use some company, and she told him to join her at his own risk. He said he liked risk.

Maxie said she fell apart when she lost Nathan. She blamed Lulu. Nathan said, for the article, and Maxie said she was so broken, she reached out to the first hand she thought was there to help. When she forced herself to be present, all she could see was grief and didn’t see who Peter was, but she didn’t regret Bailey Lou. Nathan said she had to move on and she did. The last months without her were so hard, he couldn’t imagine what it was like she was alone. She said she wasn’t alone. She had Spinelli. He said she still did. What did that mean for them?

Lulu said she’d been thinking about how Maxie would choose, and Spinelli said Chase and Brook encouraged him to fight for her. But if she belonged to Nathan, he’d be fighting Maxie’s heart’s desire, and it wasn’t a fight he was willing to undertake. She said that didn’t sound like the Spinelli she knew.

Ric went to Alexis’s office, and said between keeping Rocco out of prison and settling Michael and Willow’s custody, he thought they were working well together. She said just because they’d collaborated for their mutual benefit didn’t mean she wanted to see him, and he said he had news from the PCPD about Drew’s attempted murder case.

Brook thanked Chase for his patience in putting off the adoption, and he said everything would work out the way it was meant to. They kissed, and she said she couldn’t wait to be a parent with him. She loved him so much. He said him too, when Michael walked in and said, you son of a bitch.

Maxie told Nathan that what happened next was all she could think about. Spinelli was her rock, especially with her kids. Nathan said Spinelli had been supportive in his relationship with James, and she said they were the two best men she’d ever known. He said he’d do anything for James – and her, and she said she cared about them both and wanted them both in her life, but she knew she could only share her life with one of them. He told her, no pressure, but she said dragging it out wasn’t good for the kids. He said he supported whatever she decided, and she says she made her choice. She loved him and always would.

Lulu said, no matter what happened, Spinelli and Maxie had a family. They’d built a life and it wouldn’t just disappear. Spinelli said while that was true, what would destroy him more than Maxie choosing Nathan, was Maxie staying with him out of obligation. He wanted her to be happy even if it wasn’t with him. Lulu said that’s what made him Maxie’s hero, even if he didn’t get the girl.

Josslyn asked how Emma was, and Gio said, struggling, but getting through. She asked if there was anything she could do to help, and Gio asked if that was why she gave them the address of Dalton’s lab. She said she admitted nothing. She wanted to help Emma then and wanted to help her now. She had a reason for showing up other than checking on Emma. She put a copy of The Crystalline Conspiracy on the table.  

Sonny asked what had Turner upset, but she said she couldn’t get into it with him. He said she’d been to his home, met his daughter, and they’d had pizza. She’d built her career on reading people. Couldn’t she tell he was being straight with her? He was about to leave, and said, good luck with her problem, when she said her problem was his son.

Ric said the PCPD wasn’t done with Michael and were looking to build a case against him, and Alexis said she’d hated everything she had to do. He said she’d created reasonable doubt without one piece of evidence against Michael. Now Chase took her theory too far.

Michael told Chase to stop using the PCPD as his proxy, and Brook asked what was going on. Michael said the PCPD issued a warrant for his keys to see if he had a key to Drew’s house. He’d never had one, but Chase put one on there, didn’t he? He threw something at Chase, and Chase went after him. They struggled, Chase kicked Michael, and Michael punched Chase in the face. Dante came in and separated them, and Michael told Chase not to pin Drew’s shooting on him. Chase said he didn’t, but Michael said his son saw Chase with his keys. Chase was dirty. Chase knew it, he knew it, and now they all knew it too.

Willow read to Wiley and said she couldn’t believe it was his new favorite book. Wiley said daddy gave it to him when daddy told him that they were going to Hawaii this summer.

Gio said the woman on the cover looked like Anna, and Josslyn said she was Anna. The author’s name was a pseudonym. The real writer was Cesar Faison. She thought Emma might want it. It might be helpful with Anna’s treatment. He said, as a friend, he was begging her to drop it. From Emma’s description, Anna sounded like a whack job, and Emma was upset. Josslyn said she’d consider dropping it if Gio went to see Emma if she didn’t come home soon.

Turner told Sonny that she’d had a perfect win/loss record. Now she had two losses – Ava Jerome and Willow Cain. He asked if she thought it was his fault because he had a connection to both cases, but she told him that wasn’t what she said. He said she was angry, and she said she knew she had the right suspect and they slipped through her fingers.

Alexis wondered what Chase had been thinking since he’d been demoted, and Ric said he wasn’t thinking. Chase’s latest mistake was that he’d poisoned the PCPD’s chance to hold Michael for Drew’s shooting. Chase’s harassment could result in a big financial settlement from the city. She asked if he was that hard up since his blackmailing days were over, and he said he had the best intentions for his client. She said the son of the man he hated, but Ric said he didn’t, and she said, envied then. Ric said he’d changed. He wasn’t the man he was. He realized how important family was. He’d been on his own a long time and realized what was important. Molly was at the top of the list, but what if he wasn’t around? Would anybody miss him? The truth was, Molly would probably be the only one. Whether he liked it or not, Sonny’s kids were the closest he had to a relationship with his family.

Sonny said Turner made a case to the jury and they rejected it. It wasn’t her fault. She said people were beginning to question his son’s innocence because she hadn’t done her job, and she got up and ran out.

Spinelli looked at a family photo, when Maxie returned. She said she saw Nathan, and he said he was sure it was a joyous reunion. He was happy for her. She said she was happy for James. He finally got his father back. She’d told Nathan that she’d always love him, but Spinelli was the one she was in love with. She chose to be with him.

Lulu was at the Brown Dog, when Nathan came in.

Spinelli said, Maxie told Nathan she chose him? and she asked why he was surprised. He said he’d assumed she’d return to Nathan, and she said that would mean leaving him. He said he didn’t want her to stay out of a sense of obligation, but she said it wasn’t about obligation. It was about how he threw her a welcome home party and helped the kids decorate her room for Valentine’s Day, even though he had no idea if she’d ever see it. He was the best father to Georgie, James, and Bailey Lou. He fixed her phone so she’d never lose Nathan’s voicemails, but she’d stopped listening to them a long time ago. Somewhere along the way, he’d become home to her. It wasn’t about obligation. It was about love. He was her person and she chose him. They kissed.

Brook said she was sure Wiley misunderstood, and Chase said he wanted justice. Brook said she understood that Michael was upset, but this was unacceptable, and she and Chase walked out. Michael said he never had Drew’s key, and Dante said if Chase put it on his keyring, he did Michael a huge favor. They couldn’t build a case because now the evidence was compromised. Michael said, compromised or not, who did Dante believe? And Dante said he believed Michael was innocent.

Willow smoothed Wiley’s hair as he slept, and flashed back to putting Drew’s key on Michael’s keyring.

Alexis said she’d love to believe Ric had turned over a new leaf, but had a hard time trusting him. It was hard to believe her basement was transformative. He said he had nothing to distract him other than hearing them talk. Their arguments and laughter made him realize how alone he was. He wanted laughter in his life, and arguments and conversation. And he wanted to do it with people he cared about and who cared about him. He’d wasted his life having a vendetta against his brother and for the first time in a long time, he didn’t have an agenda.

Sonny followed Turner out, and asked if anybody ever told her that she was too hard on herself. She said the last thing she needed was sympathy from him, but he said that’s not what he felt for her and kissed her.

Tuesday:

After the kiss, Turner pushed Sonny away, then slapped him.

Nathan met Lulu at the Brown Dog. She assumed he was back with Maxie and suggested they give each other space, but he said he wasn’t with Maxie and wouldn’t be.

Chase thanked Brook for having his back, and she asked if Michael was right.

Pascal caught Lucas as he was going out the door, and Sidwell came out. He asked if Lucas was leaving.

Jack called Jason to his office, and Jason told Jack that he didn’t like him, but say what he had to say. Jack said he thought Dr. Westbourne was in serious danger.

Cullum went to see Britt in her office and said the work had progressed. It was clear he’d made the right choice in not killing her.

Jack said Cullum was trying to find out about the Five Poppies, and Jason flashed back to Britt telling him that Cullum and Sidwell were working together. He asked why, and Jack said the one common denominator between the Five Poppies and Anna’s breakdown was Cesar Faison.

Cullum said Britt had completed the theoretical phase and it was time to produce the actual device, but Britt said she couldn’t move forward without the actual physical components. He said Sidwell was working on it, and they’d start the new phase soon, and she said it was potentially dangerous. He said, still, there was no reason why she couldn’t create a viable prototype that worked, and she said, what if it didn’t? He said, then he’d get someone who could make one that did, and left.

Marco came into the foyer, and Lucas said he’d gotten a text and was going to the hospital. Marco verified that Lucas was on call, and Lucas said he was disappointed in Pascal not knowing his schedule. Marco said they all had an off day now and then, and walked Lucas out. Outside, he asked if Lucas was coming back tonight, and Lucas said, of course (🍷). Marco asked him to check in before he came back and not return until he heard back from him.

Chase insisted he wasn’t trying to frame Michael, but Britt said Wiley wouldn’t lie and it wasn’t a coincidence that the PCPD showed up with a warrant. She wanted the truth. What had he actually done?

Lulu asked if Nathan saw Maxie, and he said, it was surreal. She said Maxie used to wish she could see him one more time and got her wish. Why weren’t they together? He said he wasn’t who Maxie wanted to be with. She made her choice and wanted to be with Spinelli.

Sonny said Turner didn’t slap him because they’d kissed. She slapped him because this was complicated. She said it was simple. That could never happen again. She left.

Jack said everything he was going to tell Jason was classified. It was unclear what Jason knew beyond what he’d told Cullum, and Cullum wanted to learn more. He suggested Jason tell him as little as possible. Jason said his only concern was Britt, but that changed when Jack recruited Josslyn. Jack told him not to mention Josslyn to Cullum, and Jason asked if Cullum was a danger to her. Jack said he’d made a mistake, and it was up to him to make sure Josslyn didn’t pay for it.

Chase told Brook that he hadn’t put the key on Michael’s keyring, but he was responsible for the warrant. He’d known Drew’s key was there.

Lulu told Nathan that she was surprised. She thought Spinelli was amazing, but she remembered how much Maxie and Nathan loved each other. Nathan said he’d been gone a long time and Maxie moved on. It was yesterday for him, but had been a long time for Maxie. Lulu said she was so sorry.

At the hatchet range, Turner got a bullseye, when Jordan walked in. She said, dare she ask who Turner was aiming for?

Ric went to Sonny’s and asked how serious the charges were. Sonny had said it was urgent. Did he want Ric to call Diane? Sonny said Ric misunderstood. He wanted to run something by him, and it was urgent. Ric asked if a crime had been committed, and Sonny said he was sure a crime was being committed somewhere, but was it a crime to kiss the acting District Attorney?

Chase told Brook that Michael’s keys were on the table, and his gut told him something was off. His instincts were right, since one of the keys unlocked the door to Drew’s house. Brook said he assumed Michael shot Drew when the only evidence he had was the key. Did he think Michael was so stupid he’d frame Willow and keep the key on the ring? She didn’t. How did it go from his discovery to the warrant and Michael being questioned? He said he knew he’d broken the chain of evidence and anything he found would be inadmissible. He had no choice but to arrange for it being discovered by someone else.

Nathan told Lulu that Maxie said she loved him and always would, but her heart belonged to Spinelli. She wanted to spend the rest of her life with him. It made sense. A lot had happened in the years he’d been gone. Maxie had experiences without him and what they’d had was seven years ago. They couldn’t be expected to be the same people and have the same feelings. Lulu said she had to ask. What would have happened if Maxie had chosen him?

Jordan asked what got Turner throwing sharp things at wood, and Turner said she’d done something stupid and incredibly unprofessional. Jordan asked if that something had to do with Sonny Corinthos.

Ric asked if the ADA was a willing participant, and Sonny said, the kiss was definitely mutual. Although she did kind of push him away and slap him. Ric said, it just went from maybe not great to very, very bad, and Sonny said he was rushing to judgement. He and Turner had been getting close. Ric said he needed more information. Where did the kiss happen? Were there witnesses? Sonny said he’d been at the Brown Dog with Gio, when Turner walked in. They had a conversation, she left, and he followed. He didn’t think anyone saw the kiss. Turner was worked up over work stuff and emotional. They got caught up in the moment and things happened. Ric said, then she slapped him, and Sonny said she told him this could never happen again and left. Ric said he believed Sonny, but that wouldn’t stop Turner from twisting it into unwanted attention and accusing him of harassment. Sonny said he didn’t think she’d do something like that.

Britt flashed back to Jason saying he’d help get her out and didn’t want her to be afraid. Lucas walked in, and she said she was in the middle of something. He said that was an understatement. He knew she was being extorted by Sidwell and Marco.

Jack told Jason that if he had it to do over again, he wouldn’t. He’d also taken precautions and had Josslyn siloed off. Her record as an agent had been blacked out. There was nothing connecting her to the Five Poppies operation. She wasn’t on Cullum’s radar, and it had to stay that way. Josslyn was an unassuming presence and had money and a connection to Jason and Sonny. That made her a valuable asset. Cullum came in and said it appeared they’d started the meeting without him. Seeing Jason, he said, you must be Jason Morgan.

Britt asked if Marco and Lucas were fighting, but Lucas said, no. He’d overheard Marco and his father talking. He knew she was working on an illegal project, and threatened her life if she didn’t cooperate. She said he must have misunderstood, but he said, Marco confirmed it. He confronted Marco and Marco told him everything. She said Marco was an absolute idiot.

Sidwell berated Pascal for showing open hostility toward Lucas after they’d discussed it, and Pascal said Lucas was a duplicitous liar. He would lead Marco to ruin, along with Sidwell and the entire enterprise if Sidwell wasn’t careful. Sidwell said he’d deal with his son and Lucas. Pascal had to make sure he never alerted Lucas to their concerns again. Marco came in and Pascal left. Sidwell asked Marco to join him in an after-dinner drink, and Marco said he’d been thinking about Lucas’s commute and Lucas being on call. With his schedule, it might be best for them to find a place on the mainland. Sidwell said, absolutely not. Dr. Westbourne was coming and going, and Cullum was breathing down his neck. Marco said, all the more reason for them to find a place, and Sidwell asked if Lucas had been complaining. Did he not want to be there?

Jack said he’d told Jason that Cullum had additional questions for him, and he left. Cullum said he assumed Jason knew why he was there, but Jason said he didn’t know a damn thing. He’d had no intention of talking to Brennan and had no intention of talking to Cullum.

Sonny said they both knew Turner was ambitious, but she wasn’t corrupt, and Ric said he was relying too much on her integrity. She could take advantage of the potential opportunity to take him down. Sonny said it wasn’t her style, and Ric asked how much interaction they’d had. Sonny flashed back to being alone at the hatchet range with Turner, and Ric asked if they’d ever crossed the line before.

Turner told Jordan that it was a case she was dealing with. Because there had been a breach in the chain of evidence, there was no provable case. Jordan said no wonder she was frustrated, and Turner said she was furious. She went to have a drink at the Brown Dog, and guess who she bumped into who gave her a sympathetic ear? Jordan said she was guessing Turner didn’t tell Sonny to leave, and Turner said, that would have been the smart thing. Instead, she let her guard down and opened up. The crazy part was that it didn’t feel like Sonny was angling, but genuinely listening as a friend. How foolish she was. Jordan said maybe she wasn’t foolish at all.

Nathan told Lulu that if Maxie had chosen him, he would have honored that. He had loyalty and respect for their marriage and for James, but if before Maxie woke up, something had happened making the decision his, he would have chosen Lulu.

Chase told Brook that he returned the keys afterward and dropped them. That must have been when Wiley saw him. He suggested Nathan should see if Michael had the key in his possession. Brook said he’d manipulated his fellow officers to find evidence he knew was inadmissible, but he said it was only inadmissible if anyone could prove he handled the keys. She said he’d crossed the line. Maybe she would understand if Willow was in Pentenville, but she was free and got her kids back. Why do something he knew was wrong? The only explanation was that he wanted revenge for what he thought Michael did to Willow.

Nathan said so much had changed with him and Maxie. She made a choice and was happy with Spinelli. Lulu said he deserved happiness too, and he said now they were free to pursue what they wanted, but she said she didn’t think Maxie would see it that way. She’d made a choice, but still loved Nathan. He said he loved Maxie too, but wanted to be happy, but Lulu said him being happy and them being happy together were two different things. It happened in Maxie’s absence. If she had been there, it wouldn’t have happened. He said, Maxie wasn’t there and it did happen. Time stopped for him and his feelings were past that time. He’d gotten to know Lulu in a way he never had and they couldn’t erase that. He didn’t want to. Did she? She said she didn’t know. She saw him differently now, more than just a friend, but Maxie was her best friend, and she didn’t want to ever do anything to hurt her.  

Ric said he was Sonny’s lawyer and wanted him to be aware. He had to be honest. Did he think it would happen again if it was up to Turner? Sonny said she told him no, and Ric asked if he thought it might. Was it a maneuver to compromise her or something real? Sonny said it wasn’t a maneuver, and Ric said, so Sonny wasn’t trying to play her, but was he sure she wasn’t trying to play him?

Jordan told Turner that Sonny wasn’t a typical criminal. Don’t make the same mistake some people did. Those closest to taking him down were the ones who managed to work their way into his inner circle. Turner said the odds were extremely low she’d be in his inner circle, and Jordan said, clearly they had a rapport of sorts. She’d said he got her to let her guard down. Turner asked, who was to say he didn’t too? and Jordan said it sounded like he’d shown her empathy. He was a complicated man. No one denied he had good traits, but whether he was sincere or not, that didn’t change the fact he was a criminal. If given the opportunity, could she prosecute him?

Brook said Chase had been demoted. His quest had cost him a lot – his detective shield and the respect of his fellow officers. And for what? Chase said, Michael shot a congressman in the back and left him to die. Then he framed Willow for it so he could take her kids. That can’t be okay. He can’t get away with it. She said he didn’t know that Michael did that, but wanted to believe he did. What if Dante had heard their conversation? Did he think Dante would let him serve on the PCPD again? It could cost him everything. Was it really worth it?

Cullum said it didn’t have to be adversarial. He wasn’t accusing Jason, but treating him as a witness to the security incident at the Five Poppies. Jason said everyone thought Britt died, but he saw her alive and well in Paris, so he tracked her down, and Cullum asked, why go to the trouble? Jason said he and Britt were involved once. He found her at the resort. She was in trouble, so he got her out. Cullum asked if she’d shared what transpired, but Jason said, no, and he didn’t ask. Cullum said he must have observed some details, but Jason said he didn’t care about details. His only concern was Britt.

Marco said Lucas had no complaints and was happy there, and Sidwell said that settled it. Marco said, did it? Them living there was intended to be temporary. He didn’t want them imposing for too long. Sidwell said Marco was his son. He wanted him there. Marco said he knew, but there was a lot going on. People were coming and going who he didn’t want Lucas to cross paths with. There were things he didn’t want Lucas to see or find out. Sidwell asked if Lucas had seen something or become aware of something he shouldn’t.

Britt said Lucas didn’t know what he was dealing with. These people were seriously dangerous and would kill him without blinking. Lucas said Marco wasn’t like that, but Britt said his father was. Sidwell murdered someone right in front of her. No one else could know about what she was doing. Marco had done him no favors by being honest. Do one for him and forget they had this conversation. She intended to. He should break up with Marco and get far away. Lucas said he and Marco were in this together. Marco agreed to get out from whatever it was, but Lucas couldn’t do that while she was being threatened. They couldn’t get away from Sidwell until he got her out. How could he save her?

Ric said, as Sonny’s lawyer, he needed to know the goal, and Sonny said, let him worry about Turner. Ric said, as a former DA, Sonny was the biggest fish they all wanted to land. He didn’t doubt the possibility that Turner had genuine feelings for Sonny, but there was also the possibility that she was using their closeness to gather evidence to bring him down. Remember that.  

Tuner said if she had evidence to use against Sonny in court, she wouldn’t hesitate to go after him, and Jordan said Turner knew the line she wouldn’t cross. They clinked glasses, and Jordan said, but keep in mind that Sonny was one of the biggest crime bosses on the eastern seaboard. Whatever feelings they had, it was about her job and his freedom. Sonny might care, but only as long as she didn’t get in his way. Jordan left.

Brook said she didn’t know why Chase couldn’t see it. The drive he had for making Michael pay for the crimes he thought Michael committed was taking precedence over his life. Chase said that wasn’t true. He just wanted to see justice served. She said they were in the process of trying for adoption and would be under tremendous scrutiny. Every aspect of their lives would be under a microscope. He could choose to keep pursuing justice or move forward with the adoption, but he couldn’t have both.

Nathan said Lulu was underestimating Maxie. He thought she’d want to move on. Lulu said she did, but she cared about Maxie and knew Maxie cared about him, and he said he thought it was worth a little awkwardness for the chance to see what could be between them. He thought it was worth a try… unless she felt differently. Be honest. Did she want this to be over?

Jason said he didn’t care about the WSB. He cared about Britt. That’s why he went to the Five Poppies, to make sure she was okay, and when it was clear, get her out. And that’s what he did. Cullum said he was sure Britt was grateful, and Jason said, she was, but once she resumed her life, she moved on. She had no use for him anymore.

Sidwell wondered if Lucas had asked any questions, but Marco said, no. He was an amazing, trusting man, who believed he had nothing to do with Sidwell’s business. He had no idea what was really going on. Sidwell said then there was no need for Lucas to go away. Just the opposite. If he sent Lucas away, it would arouse suspicion and undermine their relationship, and he wouldn’t have that. He just wanted Marco to be happy. It was wonderful that he’d found a partner in Lucas and he wanted Marco to keep Lucas close. Pascal listened in outside the door.

Britt asked if Marco knew Lucas was trying to help her, but he said, no. She said, keep it that way. Marco’s father had access to an experimental drug that kept her Huntington’s symptoms at bay. In exchange, she did whatever they wanted. Lucas asked how she got it, and she said she got an injection from Marco or Pascal when she went to work at Windymere. He asked if she had an extra dose. If they could get a sample… She said, reverse engineering. She’d already thought of that, but her medication was kept at Windymere under lock and key. He said, lucky for her. He lived at Windymere.

Wednesday:

Gio sat with Fizz🐶 and told him that tomorrow he was flying to the west coast, when Emma walked in.

Molly met Cody at the Brown Dog and said she was surprised to get his text. He gave her manuscript back and said he’d read every last word.

Carly brought Valentin the chef’s special from the MetroCourt, as requested, and said they had a complication. Her brother knew more than he should and Marco knew everything.

Elizabeth asked Lucas about Marco, and he thought they’d be okay. Dante asked to borrow Elizabeth.

Brook said she refused to bring a child into the home while Chase was still fixated on Michael, and he asked if she was telling him they couldn’t adopt until he let this go.

Dante told Elizabeth that he needed a favor.

Ava met Lucas at the hospital, and he said she needed to stay away from Sidwell.

Britt met Jason at the cabin and said maybe they could find a place with central heating and room service. She looked at him and said, not the face. The face never meant anything good. Jason said Cullum was onto them.

Molly ordered whiskey, but Cody said, two beers. She didn’t need whiskey for this. He loved her book.

Gio said he would have picked Emma up at the airport (true love!), but she said it was easier to take ride share. Since when did Fizz 🐶hang out there? Gio said Fizz 🐶was smaller and quieter than Outback, and he’d snuck Fizz🐶 in. Emma asked him to hold her.

Brook told Chase that it wasn’t an ultimatum. It was a choice. He’d brought the consequences of his actions into their home. If he kept going down that road, they might have to move out. He was heartbroken when he was demoted. If he lost his job… He said it wasn’t going to happen, and the demotion had no bearing on the adoption, but she said she wasn’t worried about the adoption process. She was worried about where his head was at. Had he taken the patrolman position so he could hang around the station and find a way to nail Michael? Being a cop was the thing that fulfilled him and gave him purpose. Why risk it all?

Dante wanted know what happened when Willow stayed with Elizabeth. He wasn’t there as a cop, just as a friend.

Ava said Sidwell was the best client she had, and Lucas asked if she wasn’t curious where he made his money. She said it was none of her business and she was protecting herself and the gallery. He said her professional reputation wasn’t his concern. He wanted her safe. She said Carly had finally gotten to him.

Carly told Valentin that she’d tried to plan a dinner with Sidwell and Marco, and it went to hell. Lucas told her that Marco was involved in his father’s business and he didn’t want her near Sidwell. Valentin said her proximity was all they had. Change his mind. Carly said she couldn’t and now her brother was in danger. They had to help him.

Jason told Britt that he’d been called into a meeting at the WSB with Cullum. He’d wanted to see if they were still in contact and he’d said they were when she first got to Port Charles, but once she’d gotten on staff at the hospital, she’d had no use for him. Britt said she’d seen Cullum too. He and Sidwell wanted her working on a prototype and if she didn’t deliver, she was a dead woman.

Cody said he loved the book and couldn’t put it down, and Molly said he’d had no problem putting it down the last time, but she got that his feelings were hurt. He said they wouldn’t have been if he’d read the whole thing like a grown-up. She was talented. She said she’d written the book as a creative outlet and would have tweaked things for publication, and he said, like Casey. He liked how Casey wasn’t how he seemed. In the beginning, he was seen from Abigail’s perspective, not how he really was. Molly said, her first impression was off base, and he asked if that reminded her of someone.

Valentin asked if Lucas had gotten a direct threat, but Carly said she didn’t know. He didn’t want to involve the police or the WSB. Valentin asked how he figured out Marco was working for his father, and she said he’d overheard Sidwell and Marco talking. He asked if Lucas had been caught, but she said, no. Lucas confronted Marco, who told him everything. He said he’d thought she told him that Lucas was smart.

Lucas said Carly had made valid points, and Ava said, so now he agreed Marco was using him? He said, no, and she asked why they were breaking up then. He said they weren’t, and she said, he got to be with Marco while she lost her best client? He said he loved Marco, and she said she loved commissions. He said he’d seen Marco’s father in a different light and Carly was right not to trust him. He felt terrible that he’d invited Ava to Windymere and now she had a relationship with Sidwell, but their time together had to stop.

Elizabeth asked if Dante was hoping to find evidence against Willow, Michael, or both, and Dante said Willow had been acquitted and his brother was under suspicion. He was trying to find peace of mind. That they couldn’t prove who shot Drew was a like an open wound and he was trying close it before Chase tanked his entire career.

Fizz🐶! Emma said she just wanted to be with Gio. It was hard to explain from far away or a text. All she wanted to do was see his face and talk to him. Gio said him too, and she said she had to tell the whole family about Anna. Even Noah flew home from school. It was awful. They were devastated. Her mom took it the hardest. She put on a brave face, but she could tell her mom was so scared. She’d always thought of her grandma as invincible. He said him too. It was awful to find out she wasn’t. Emma said she and her mom went to France, but they weren’t allowed to see Anna, and he asked, why not?

Chase said he’d become a cop to protect the defenseless and help those who couldn’t help themselves, but Brook said Willow wasn’t helpless. She’d had Drew and Nina, and she’d been acquitted. This time the system worked. Chase said, Michael was still walking free, and she said, so it was revenge. He said Michael had every resource, status, and power, so he wasn’t held to account. How was that justice? How could he stand by and watch and still call himself a cop?

Molly asked if Cody blamed her, but he said, absolutely not. She’d challenged assumptions. Molly said it was open to the possibility Casey was more than he claimed, and Cody said, Casey wanted it that way. He traded on the dumb hunk thing. It was a defense mechanism to keep people from getting too close or being disappointed. She said, Casey was loyal and fair and modest and brave, like him. She was glad he’d finished the book. He said her sister changed his mind. She’d said Molly didn’t want to publish it to spare his feelings. If she didn’t want it published, that was her call, but if she was holding back for him, it would be a real shame. She’d written something special and people deserved to read it.

Valentin said Lucas should have kept his mouth shut, and Carly said, but he didn’t, so here they were. He wondered why Lucas was still breathing, and she said Marco confessed and begged Lucas to stay. He said eventually, he was going to leave his father’s business. He claimed once a specific project was done, they could walk away. Valentin said he was worried Marco had told Sidwell everything, and she said she thought Lucas was holding back. She’d asked him to leave Windymere, but he refused. Valentin said none of that mattered. There was nothing they could do at this point. Their plan was the same, and her brother was on his own.

Ava said she’d created the connection, and Lucas said he’d thought Sidwell was with Lucy, but she said, not for long. He asked her to hear him. He needed his family and loved her. He didn’t want her to get hurt. He flashed back to Britt telling him that Sidwell murdered someone right in front of her, and Ava said, hurt her how? If there was something she needed to know, tell her now.

Britt said Cullum came to her with a new timeline for the fabrication of the prototype, and Jason asked if it was possible. She said the data was solid and she believed she could do it. In a perfect world, it would mean an endless source of clean energy. He said, and in Sidwell and Cullum’s world? and she said the damage they could do with that much power was too scary to think about.

Brook said Chase carried the weight like he was the only one who could make things right. What about the cases that weren’t Willow? There were other people to help, protect, and defend, but he couldn’t do it if he was losing faith in the system. Chase told her that he never said that, but she said his actions spoke volumes. It was as if justice couldn’t prevail without him personally moving it forward. That didn’t sound like a cop. It sounded like a personal vendetta against Michael.

Dante told Elizabeth that it was like Chase needed Michael to be the one who shot Drew and framed Willow, and he wouldn’t stop until he proved it. It wasn’t far-fetched, but he was just looking for clarity. Elizabeth said she didn’t think she had anything to offer. She could speak to Willow’s behavior and mood, but she never even saw the gun. Either one of them could have put it in her guest room and both could have shot Drew. He asked if she thought Michael framed Willow, and she said, when Michael came back from Germany and took the kids away from Willow, Willow was shattered, but he didn’t seem to care. She was surprised at how harsh he was, but that didn’t mean he framed Willow for murder. She didn’t believe either of them did it. Dante said it wasn’t hers to figure out, and she said unless there was a witness or new evidence, he had to accept they may never know the truth.

Emma told Gio that Dr. Laurent said they could agitate Anna and set back her progress. She was still fixated on Faison and keeping them safe. The doctor said Anna had to find her own way through it. She never felt so helpless. She did once observe Anna in the garden. Gio asked how she seemed, and Emma said, calm… peaceful. Her mom tried to hide that it gutted her not to see Anna, and she thought her mom needed her more than her grandma. It made her wonder if she should be back home in Berkeley.

Chase said Brook wasn’t wrong. He’d been overly consumed, but it was beyond frustrating that Michael was keeping the kids from Willow. Brook agreed, and said it was chilling the lengths Michael was willing to go. It was a great example of losing perspective and she didn’t want that for them. He said neither did he, and she told him not to let the case overshadow what was important to them and would matter for the rest of their lives. He said, adopting a child.

Lucas said there was nothing specific Ava needed to know, but if it wasn’t for Marco, he wouldn’t spend time at Windymere if he didn’t have to ever again. She said she wanted to. She liked Sidwell. He said she didn’t know Sidwell, but she said she did. Better than most. She knew that world and had dealt with her fair share of dangerous men. He said, not that dangerous, but she said, close enough. She decided if the risk was worth the reward and in this case, she believed it was.

Britt told Jason that it had never been built or tested. So much could go wrong where the consequences would be catastrophic. He asked what she told Cullum, and she said she’d stalled. They had a small window where Sidwell would be getting the physical components she needed. When he did, she’d do what she could to slow down the fabrication process. He said, enough to appease Cullum, until they could get their hands on her meds. She said she had news. Someone wanted to help. He said, who? and she said, Lucas.

Cody said he loved the symbolism in Molly’s book, and she was surprised he’d paid so much attention. He said he may not own Pemberly, but had a few tricks up his sleeve. She asked if he’d read Pride and Prejudice, and he said he and the ladies in his book club had.

Gio said he understood, but hoped he and Emma could make things work. He was willing to move out there to be with her. He didn’t want to lose her. Emma said she wanted to be with him. She’d gotten an earlier flight. He said, good thing, and showed her the reservations he’d made on his phone. He said he loved her, and she said she was desperately in love with him, and they kissed.

Dante said Elizabeth was right, and she said she spoke from experience when she told him that he couldn’t fix all the problems or heal all the wounds. The silver lining was that Amelia and Wiley had been reunited with their mother. Willow and Michael had finally found a way to compromise, and the children got to see their mom again. That might have to be enough.

Britt told Jason that Lucas overheard Sidwell and Marco, enough to know they were extorting her. He showed up at the hospital in full hero mode. She told him about the Huntington’s medication, and he had the same idea about reverse engineering. He said he’d try to get her meds somehow. Jason said Lucas was risking his life, and she said if she were more noble, she’d refuse to make the prototype and run away with Jason without her meds. But she had a small problem with dying. He said her sacrificing herself wasn’t an option. They would find another way.

Valentin said if they brought Sidwell down and Brennan was exposed, Lucas might get away unscathed, and Carly said, maybe, but it wasn’t good enough. He said he was sorry. He was concerned that Lucas might warn Marco, and she said, then Marco would warn Sidwell. He said then their plan would be dead in the water.

Chase said he and Brook had wanted to become parents for so long. The most important thing was for them to raise a family. That’s what mattered and where his focus was now. She said, thank God. She didn’t know how long this was going to go on. He said she had his word. Nothing was going to stop them from adopting a child, least of all, him. She said, they were doing this, and he said they were having a baby, and they kissed.

Dante said he’d follow Elizabeth’s lead. He may not be able to fix Michael or Chase, but he’d be grateful to know the kids were okay. He thanked her and said he was sorry to dump on her. He owed her and would pay her back. She told him, let it go, and as she walked away, he said he wasn’t sure he wanted to.  

Valentin said their only chance to help Josslyn was to bring Sidwell and Jack down together, and Carly said, so her brother was collateral damage? He said, unless she could think of a more viable option. He was sorry and couldn’t force her to do anything, but do him a favor. If she chose to tell Lucas everything, give him a heads up. She said, so he could run? and he said it was better than going back to prison. She said she’d trusted him up to this point. There was no reason to stop now. Who would they start with? He said, her daughter. Her daughter was in danger. She said, so was her brother. They had to save them both.

Ava told Lucas not to let Carly come between him and Marco. He’d been happy and alive since he met Marco. Don’t lose him. Lucas asked her to promise to be careful with Sidwell, and she said, don’t worry about her. She knew how to handle a man like Sidwell.

Jason said Lucas was their best chance and they had to take it, but Britt said, what if Lucas couldn’t pull through? He said, then they figured something else out, and she said she liked it when he said our and we. He said they were in this together. He wasn’t leaving her again. They hugged.

Cody said the book club couldn’t decide whether to read Persuasion or Sense and Sensibility next, and Molly said she’d go with Persuasion. He said that’s what he wanted, but he was outvoted. If and when she decided to publish, reading her was a unanimous vote. She asked if he didn’t think she was too risqué for Jane Austin fans, and he said, they’d love it. She should hear the way they talked about Colin Firth. He had to get going. She asked him to wait, then kissed him.

Emma and Gio got busy.

Thursday:

Willow was about to approach Drew, when the doorbell rang.

Jason told Sonny that he met Cullum. Brennan called him in and Cullum had questions about Britt and the Five Poppies. Sonny asked what he thought of Cullum, and Jason said he was cold and probably as dangerous as Britt said. Sonny said, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. He wondered if they could find somebody to take the fall for taking out Cullum, and Jason said, possibly Brennan.

Isaiah brought a healthy mid-morning snack to Portia’s office, and she said she’d remembered today, but would be hungry again in an hour.  

Trina wondered why Kai’s phone was blowing up, and he said there were rumors Drew’s replacement was being announced. He had no clue who it was, but his internship would be done. His career in politics was over before it started.

Diane was back at the office. Her leg was on the mend, everything was back to normal, and she’d see Alexis more. Alexis said, maybe not.  

Boyle went to Laura’s office, but she said, not now. She was getting ready for a press conference. He said it couldn’t wait. Sidwell sent him.

Willow opened the door to Sidwell, who breezed in past her. He said she must be excited. Today was the beginning of what was hopefully a long and fruitful career in politics. Woot! She said she appreciated him thinking of her and it was an amazing opportunity, but she’d never agreed. She’d thought it over and was declining his generous offer.

Trina said the new representative might keep him, but Kai said, what if they were as bad or worse than Drew? Trina said, what if they were great? and Kai thanked her for changing his perspective. He picked up his phone, and she said she had to check with the gallery, but then said, no, no, no! She’d called her mom by accident.

Portia said Trina called and hung up, and Isaiah said maybe it was a butt dial. She said, or a mistake. They hadn’t spoken since Trina found out the baby was Curtis’s. She was hoping Trina would be more open to speaking, but she guessed not. He said maybe she had a problem with them living together.

Sonny asked if Brennan knew Cullum was dirty, and Jason said he didn’t think so, but Brennan didn’t trust Cullum. He’d warned Jason not to give Brennan any details about the Five Poppies. Sonny said it was interesting that Brennan considered Cullum a threat, and Jason said Cullum was too high up in WSB. If they got too close to uncovering Sidwell’s project, he could protect Sidwell and interfere. Sonny said it sounded like Jason changed his mind about taking out Cullum, and Jason said Cullum was more dangerous than Sidwell. The sooner he was dead, the better.

Laura asked if Boyle wasn’t embarrassed to have been reduced to Sidwell’s messenger boy. Didn’t he have actual work helping the people of Port Charles? He said he was one of those people and keeping Sidwell happy helped him. She was still new to this. She said, extortion? and he said she didn’t fully accept the position she was in. Bottom line, they were both in the same boat. Sidwell was the captain and they were along for the ride. She said tell her what Sidwell wanted, and he said Sidwell wanted Willow Cain to fill her husband’s seat in congress. Laura said that was impossible, but he said, nothing was truly impossible. It was quite simple. Governor Mendez had put the appointment in her hands. All she needed to do was to Willow would be Drew’s successor. Laura said she wouldn’t do it.

Sidwell said Willow was misunderstanding, and she went on and on about the kids and everything she had to do, while Sidwell kept trying to interrupt her. (It was pretty funny.) She said she had to make her kids a priority. She was sorry, but she was sure the governor could find someone else. Sidwell said, no doubt, but she had unique qualifications that made her valuable to him, so he wanted her in congress. She would take the position, given what he’d done for her. They both knew that refusing wasn’t an option.

Portia said she and Isaiah hadn’t talked. They just moved in together. Did he regret it? He said, absolutely not. She said they started off sneaking around, now they were living together, and she was pregnant with another man’s baby, and he said he was good with all that. If they were happy, who cared how it was supposed to be? Portia said Trina cared, but maybe that would change after the baby was born.

Trina said she’d called her mom by accident, but Kai said the number must have been on her screen. Trina said she’d been thinking about texting, and he asked why she didn’t. She said her mom was staying with Isaiah. She couldn’t understand why he didn’t go away since he wasn’t the baby’s father.

Jason said they knew Sidwell was dangerous and would kill whoever got in his way, but he had a huge ego and was easily distracted. Cullum was all business and had the power of the WSB behind him, but if Brennan didn’t want him investigating the Five Poppies, it was a rift they could take advantage of. Sidwell needed to be gone. Sonny said Jason hadn’t wanted to kill Sidwell because he was in control of Britt’s medication, and Jason said he is, but if they could get a dose out of Windymere, they could figure out how to replicate it. And they had a new way in – Lucas.

Alexis said she’d gone over the pros and cons, and Diane said, the pros outweighed the cons. Alexis said, by one. She could effect change that mattered. So she said okay, she’d do it. Laura was announcing it this afternoon. Diane said she was thrilled and thought Laura made a wise choice, and Alexis said she needed help. Because of her history, the press would grill her, and she wanted Diane to prep her. Diane pretended to be various reporters, bringing up Alexis’s history, and Alexis answered perfectly. Diane asked why they should trust her when she had a criminal record, and Alexis said they’d trusted Drew Cain, who had served time. That meant they believed in giving second chances. She’d make her second chance count. Diane said, fantastic. People loved a comeback and Alexis was one of the strongest people she knew.  

Laura said Alexis already accepted the offer and there was a press conference at 3. Boyle would have to tell Sidwell that he was too late. Boyle said Sidwell was dangerous. Rumor had it, she had second hand knowledge. She said Sidwell held her son and Anna captive and tried to kill them, and he said it would be unwise to say no. She needed to face reality and sacrifice herself if she wanted to protect her family. Announce that Willow would be the new congresswoman. She said, no, but he said she needed to accept the fact that she was in position to refuse. He started to leave, but she said, wait. Why did Sidwell want Willow?

Willow said she knew Sidwell believed she was qualified and there was a precedent of spouses taking over the position… Sidwell said all she needed to do was look out for her constituent. She had one constituent and it was him. She asked how he knew the mayor wouldn’t object, and he said he had the matter well in hand. She didn’t understand what he could do to her and her life if she refused. Was she going dressed like that? (Seriously? Them’s fightin’ words.) She said she knew he could take her children away and she had no choice, but wouldn’t he be better off choosing someone who was grateful rather than forced? He said, she had Drew’s last name. She was a noble wife standing with her man. He thought the voters would find her very relatable as a working mother. He realized it would be difficult for her to be called Mrs. Cain. They both knew she loathed her husband, but the congressional seat would give her prestige and power, the power to stand up to Michael Corinthos, the power to keep her children with her forever. Please be smarter than her husband. As long as she cooperated, she’d have a long and happy life with her children.

Trina said her mom living with Isaiah was disrespectful to her dad, and Kai said Curtis was with Jordan. He didn’t think Curtis cared. Trina said she cared, when Isaiah knocked at the door.

Laura said Willow was a nurse with no civic experience, and Boyle said what Sidwell wanted her to be was persuasive. Willow looked good on camera, the wife of a man tragically struck down in his prime. Laura said spare her the spin, and he said he was just trying to help, but she insisted on fighting the inevitable. She said, that was it. Willow was too inexperienced to put up a fight. She was easier to influence. He said, ding-ding-ding! Give the lady a prize. She said she was sticking with her choice, but he said it was the worst choice she could make. Alexis would make nothing but trouble.

Diane said she couldn’t wait to see what a competent representative looked like, especially since they’d suffered through Cutthroat Cain’s reign of revenge. Alexis said she’d be in Port Charles most of the time. Her family was there and she’d rather be with her constituents than rub elbows with special interests in DC. Diane said, that’s why she’d be good, but before she went public, she should give Sonny a heads up.

Jason told Sonny that Lucas figured out that Marco and Sidwell were coercing Britt. Lucas was now hellbent on getting Britt out from under Sidwell’s thumb. Sonny said Lucas was in over his head, but Jason said Lucas was determined to help. Sonny said Lucas was more stubborn than his sister, and Jason said if they could just get one dose of Britt’s medication, they could take Cullum out. Sonny said, and frame Brennan in the process. They might not have to take Sidwell out of the picture. Brennan might be able to do the job and take Sidwell out himself.

Nina showed up at Drew’s and asked what brought Sidwell by. He said he’d come to see Drew, but was excited to hear Willow’s wonderful news. Nina said Willow had decided to take Drew’s seat, and hugged her. She was hoping Willow would say yes. Willow said it would be announced soon by the mayor, and Nina told her to put on her power suit. Willow left and Sidwell said he’d heard Nina was heavily involved in Drew’s campaign and helped him get elected. She said, regretfully, and he said Willow was lucky to have her as a guide. She said Willow would do better than Drew, but it was a low bar, and Sidwell said Port Charles would be in excellent hands.  

Trina asked if her mom was okay, and Isaiah said she was fine. Trina said then they had nothing to say, but he said he thought they did and would appreciate if she heard him out. Kai said it was her call, and Trina let Isaiah in. Kai asked if she wanted him to stay, but she said he could go. He left and Trina told Isaiah to say what he came to say. He said he knew she thought everything her mother did was wrong and everything her father did was right, and she said her mom lied – again – and cheated – again. The only thing that was different this time was that the baby was her husband’s. Isaiah said it was more complex than that. Portia cared about her and he had to ask why she cut herself off from her mother’s love when her mother was willing to do what it took to work with her. She said her mother wasn’t willing to dump him, and he said, if they broke up, what then?

Willow said she spoke to the daycare and was ready to go, and Sidwell asked if he could stay and see Drew. He’d let himself out. Willow told him to stay as long as he liked, and left with Nina.

Alexis told Sonny that it looked like she’d be taking over Drew’s seat in congress. The governor asked Laura for a recommendation and Laura recommended her. Sonny said he thought she’d do a great job. Congratulations. Jason asked if there was trouble, and Sonny said that he thought Laura made a big mistake.

Laura said Alexis would make a great congresswoman. She was smart. Boyle said that was the problem. She was too smart. She was principled, stubborn, and not easy to sway. Did Sidwell know? She said she didn’t discuss her decisions was Sidwell, and he said maybe it was time to start. She said, spoken like a true lapdog, and he said, a practical lapdog. She needed to wise up fast. Whatever Sidwell had on her, she was down in the mud with the rest of them. Even her family, wherever they may be. His phone dinged and he said she had a press conference in 15 minutes, but she said it wasn’t until 3. He said he moved it up, and she asked if this is what the next four years would be like. He said, get used to it, but she said she didn’t want to be that person. She thought it was time to call Sidwell’s bluff. She was announcing Alexis Davis as congresswoman and dared Sidwell to do his worst.

Sidwell told Drew that he was sorry he hadn’t visited sooner, and Drew blinked. Sidwell asked, what’s wrong? Was Drew trying to tell him something? Three fast, three slow. SOS. He knew Willow put Drew in that bed, but she couldn’t have done it without him.

Trina asked if Isaiah was saying he was willing to break up with her mother, and he said he was trying to get her to move past it. She said if he wanted her blessing, it wasn’t going to happen, and he said of course (🍷) not, but when would she have enough of punishing her mom? It seemed like she wouldn’t be happy until her mother ended up alone. He didn’t expect her to like him, but he wanted her to think long and hard about what the rift was doing to her mother. He didn’t believe that deep inside she wanted her mother to be unhappy. He left and she looked at her phone.

Jason said, Alexis taking over would eliminate the problems for everybody, and Sonny said, under normal circumstances, she’d be a great choice. Laura’s first impulse was to do right by Port Charles, but she didn’t think about risking exposure. She didn’t think that far ahead. Jason said, by doing the right thing for the city, she put herself in more danger.  

Sidwell said he’d followed Willow’s trial closely, and with help from inside information at the PCPD, he was convinced Willow shot him. Which made him sure she’d be receptive to his offer. Which offer, Jenz? Access to a certain paralytic that mimics the symptoms of a stroke, but is completely undetectable – the very thing keeping him in a locked in state. Drew became a thorn in his side, but his unhinged performance on the stand was what convinced him, and Willow, that he was nothing but a liability. So they joined forces. She now has partial custody of her children and will be a much more pliant representative in congress. Didn’t he tell Drew? Willow was taking his seat in the House of Representatives. Sidwell laughed.

Alexis said she’d like to think there was a possibility of reshaping the system by working from within, and Diane said, good luck with that pushback. Alexis said, Drew abused his power beyond imagination. He had no right to use the government to hurt people. Diane’s phone chimed and she said the mayor was about to give a press conference and it was going to livestream. Alexis said it couldn’t be hers. It wasn’t happening until this afternoon. She opened her laptop.

There was a knock at Portia’s office door. Trina came in and said, mom. Hi.

Sidwell said he warned Drew not to cross him. Now look at him. The symbol of a loyal and adoring wife could only be taken so far. Voters bore so easily. But he could see Willow’s political career skyrocket once she became a widow. So stop with the repeated effort to signal someone. It would have a detrimental effect on his life expectancy. Besides, it was a waste of energy, since his caregivers had been paid to look the other way. And given the interaction he’d had with most of Port Charles, he doubted very much that Drew would have any visitors who wanted to help him.

Laura addressed the press conference and said, in the light of his ongoing health crisis, Congressman Cain was no longer able to represent the district and the people of Port Charles. She thanked him for his service and wished him a speedy recovery. Diane wondered why Laura was doing this without Alexis, and Laura said she’d love to announce the appointment of the newest representative of the State of New York, Mrs. Willow Cain. Sidwell showed Drew the press conference on his phone, and Sonny looked at Jason, who shrugged. Willow said she knew she was new to politics and government. She knew she had a lot to learn, but as a nurse, and most important, a mother, taking care of people was what she did best. She was going to do her best to honor her husband’s good work and represent all of them in Washington DC.

Sonny told Jason, it looked like Sidwell cut Laura off at the pass.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Portia goes into her office where Trina is waiting. She says she’s sorry to have left Trina waiting, and Trina says she’s sorry. She should have called. Portia says, she never has to call. Trina has her full attention. What’s going on? Trina says she got a surprise visit from Dr. Gannon, and they finally had it out.

On the phone in Maxie’s office, Lucy says, the carbon pricing is built into the quote… Okay. Get back to her… Thank you. Maxie comes in and says, carbon pricing. Lucy is singing her song, and she thinks Lucy is sitting in her chair. Lucy says, oh my gosh! There you are! They hug.

At the MetroCourt, Obrecht says Nathan can study the menu to his heart’s content after he tells her about his reunion with Maxie, and he says, despite it taking place in a graveyard, he thinks it went pretty well. She says, Maxie must have been thrilled to see him again, and he says, yeah, she was. He felt the same way. She says, and have they made plans for their next rendezvous? Preferably outside a cemetery. He says, no, and she says, why not? He says, because it’s over between them, when he sees Lulu sit at another table.

Lulu thanks Willow and Nina for being here. She appreciates Willow giving her the first one on one interview as a congresswoman. Willow says she’s a little nervous. Is it okay to admit that? Lulu says, most people are. She’s just honest enough to admit. Willow says Lulu doesn’t need to go easy on her, and Nina says she’s right there if Willow needs her. Lulu says, let’s get to it, shall we? Does Willow mind if she records it? Willow says, no, and Lulu turns on the recorder and says, let her offer Willow her congratulations on stepping into her husband’s seat. It’s a huge career change. Willow says, it sure is, and Lulu asks, whose idea was it?

Joining Sidwell on the turret, Marco says, Pascal told him that Sidwell wanted to see him, and Sidwell says, see those piers? They used to belong to Sonny. Now the piers belong to them and that’s only the beginning. Marco says, of what? and Sidwell says, avenging his mother’s death. He knows Marco doubts his commitment to making Sonny pay, but they’re seconds away from putting the final nail in his coffin.  

Lucas goes to Britt’s office and says he got her text. What’s with all the stop signs and telephone emojis? She says, it’s code for emergency, and he says, it’s a really confusing code. She says he told her that he could get access to her medication at Windymere. Has he made any progress?

On the phone with Suzanne in her office, Alexis says, of course (🍷) she saw the press conference. She had no idea the seat was going to be offered to Willow, of all people. It’s insane that Mayor Collins kept her in the dark. She opens the door and Laura is there.  

Portia says, so Trina spoke to Isaiah. How bad was it? Trina says, it got a little intense, and Portia says she’s so sorry. Isaiah never should have confronted Trina. She hopes Trina doesn’t think she asked him to do something like that. She would never. Trina says, no. He made that clear. Portia says, the last thing she wants is for them to be in a fight, but Trina says, it wasn’t like that. Dr. Gannon told her some hard truths that she didn’t want to hear. She was ready to feel some type of way about it, but what he said, she needed to hear it, because it made her realize she owed Portia an apology.

Lucy says Maxie looks absolutely gorgeous, and Maxie says she got a lot of beauty rest. Lucy says she’s sorry she missed Maxie’s homecoming party. How was it? Maxie says, great, but having people watch her all day and fawn over her got old really quick. She’s desperate to dive into work and came to the office. What’s going on? Lucy says they should go to the MetroCourt and get champagne, but Maxie says, it’s not necessary. Lucy says, they have more to talk about than Deception. They need to talk about Nathan. What did she feel when she saw him? Did she see him? Did she talk to him? What did she say? Maxie says, Lucy is desperately trying to distract her from work. What is she hiding?

Nathan says, Maxie decided to stay with Spinelli, and Obrecht says, that’s ridiculous. After a coma, people often experience a confusional state. It will clear up over time. Right now she’s still hazy. Nathan says, she seemed pretty clear headed to him. She said she’d always love him, but Spinelli had her heart. Obrecht asked how he responded, and he said he told Maxie that he’d always love her, and he wished her well. That’s it. She says, dummkopf. Why didn’t he fight for her?

Willow tells Lulu that she can’t remember who first approached her about taking Drew’s seat. Probably someone on his staff. She’s thankful that Governor Mendez approved it. Lulu says, once she’s sworn in, what policies will be a priority for her? and Willow says she still needs to finish familiarizing herself with all the issues. Lulu asks if Congressman Cain discussed the issues most important to him with her, and Willow says, of course (🍷), and Nina says, Willow’s top propriety will always be her constituents first and foremost. She believes Willow is going to ask for federal funding in a number of areas, such as infrastructure, housing, and education. She looks at Willow and says, isn’t that right?

Alexis tells Suzanne that she’s got to go and will call her back. Laura says she never intended to blindside Alexis, and Alexis says, okay. Let’s not do this now. Laura says she has a reasonable explanation, but Alexis says she’s not in the mood to hear it. Laura says, absolutely. They’ll talk another time, Alexis thanks her and starts to leave, but then turns back. She says, you know what? She’d actually like to hear why on earth Laura didn’t give her a heads up.

Lucas says he searched for Britt’s medication, but didn’t find it, and Britt says, why doesn’t he ask Marco? He probably knows where Pascal has them stashed. He says he hasn’t told Marco that he’s helping her yet, and she sighs, probably having caught dramatic sighing from Jason. She says, it’s probably for the best. He can’t be trusted. Lucas says he needs more time to get it. It’s the only way to free her from Cullum and Sidwell. She says, hopefully, instead of him bumping around Windymere, she’s figured out another way to get her hands on her medicine.

Lucy says she’s not hiding anything, and Maxie says, uh-huh. The longer Lucy hides something from her, the more she’ll worry, and her anxiety could cause a medical relapse. Lucy asks if that could really happen, and Maxie says she can’t make Lucy talk, but if she’s willing to take the risk…  Lucy says, okay. Deception had a teensy-weensy problem. When she collapsed on live television, it shook up their customers. Maxie says, that doesn’t sound teensy-weensy. How bad was it? Lucy says, judge for herself, and shows Maxie a photo of her collapsed on the floor. Maxie says she hopes her kids didn’t see it, and Lucy says she’s sorry, but they probably did. It went vital. Maxie says she’s sure it was bad for her family, and Lucy says, it was pretty horrible. It was horrible for the company too.  

Obrecht asks why Nathan is being so damn noble. If he won’t fight for his own sake, do it for James. He wants his parents together. If he’s any kind of father, fight to give James the family he deserves. Nathan tells her, leave James out of it. How dare she insinuate he’s neglected his son? And who is she to judge anyone’s parenting skills? Obrecht says she’s sorry, but she can’t let him break his own heart. Nathan says he’s sorry he got so hot. He’s not discussing it anymore. He gets up and leaves.

Lucas says Britt has his attention. What’s the plan? She takes out a syringe and says, it’s sodium pentothal. When it’s Pascal’s turn to administer her medication, she’ll knock him out with a shot of his own. Cullum or Sidwell would probably overpower her. He says, Cullum and Sidwell would do what they could to track her down. It was too risky. She said it was a risk she was willing to take, but he said, no, it’s not. He’ll come through for her, he promises. Just be patient a little bit longer. Let him put it this way. As much as he’d love to stick it to Pascal, he didn’t love the idea of her running around with sodium pentothal. It was a recipe for disaster.

Coming back inside with Marco, Sidwell says, oh, I love a brisk day. It gets the blood pumping. It awakens the mind to soar. Has Marco heard? Willow Cain was tapped to serve out her husband’s term in congress. Marco says, what about Alexis? Everyone at the office thought it would be her, including Alexis. Sidwell says, Ezra told him that it was Laura’s choice and he wanted Willow, so… Marco says, with all due respect, how does this get them closer to making Sonny pay? and Sidwell says, thanks to him, Willow is in a position of authority. He suspects she’ll relish using a bit of power that didn’t come from her current or former husband. Marco asks how Willow’s recently bestowed power related to Sonny, and Sidwell says, Willow was married to Sonny’s son, who she hates. Maybe she’ll use her newfound political agency to get the FBI to look into his father’s illegal activities.

Lulu asks if Willow will be serving on any of Drew’s previous committees. Has she heard from any of the members? Willow says, prior to the announcement, some of them reached out and expressed their sympathy for Drew. As for any committees he sat on, She’s not sure yet. Nina says, we’ll weigh our options. Once we do, we’ll get back to you. Lulu says she noticed Nina has been saying we a lot. Does she plan on taking an active role as her daughter navigates the scene in DC? Nina says she’s happy to lend her guidance and support to Willow when it’s needed, but her daughter is a very capable young woman, and she has every confidence that she’s going to be incredible all on her own. On that note, it’s probably best that she step aside and Lulu hear directly from Willow. Willow says Nina doesn’t have to go, and Nina says Willow doesn’t have to worry. She’s got this. Nina leaves.

Laura says she tried to warn Alexis. She sent a text asking her to call. Alexis says she didn’t get a text, but Laura says, she did. Alexis digs her phone out of her bag and says she did. Okay. She’s sorry she missed it, but doesn’t Laura think it merits a phone call at least? Laura says she didn’t find out until like, 15 minutes before the press conference, and Alexis says she wishes it wasn’t something she’d hoped for. She told her children. She told her friends. Then Willow, of all people. It was humiliating honestly. Laura says she’s sorry. She feels awful. Can Alexis ever forgive her?

Trina says she’s so sorry about the way she treated Portia. She’s been unfair. Portia says Trina has every right to be angry, but Trina says, it’s no excuse for the way she lashed out. Dr. Gannon pointed out that she’d been judgmental and kept punishing Portia. She didn’t want Portia to be unhappy and alone. She doesn’t want to hurt Portia. Portia says she knows that, and Trina says, during the snowstorm, Portia asked if she could love someone who’d disappointed her and her answer is yes. Because she loves Portia. She loves Portia so much. Portia says she loves Trina too, and they hug.

Alexis says, of course (🍷) she forgives Laura. Give her a minute. Laura says if it was up to her, Alexis would be in Washington right now, and Alexis says, Governor Mendez had other thoughts, and Laura says she doesn’t think the decision was based on ability. Alexis says, ya think? She knows it isn’t the first time a vacant seat was filled by a spouse, but Willow? Obviously the governor didn’t want someone smart enough to question his authority. Laura says she hopes Willow maintains her sense of independence and can’t be bullied into carrying out someone else’s agenda. Alexis says she wouldn’t worry. Willow Cain isn’t a pushover. Behind that gentle caretaking demeanor is a young woman who is surprisingly resourceful.

Lulu asks how Willow really feels taking on a new role, and Willow says, aside from being completely blindsided with the offer? Her first impulse was to say no, but then a lot of people – most notably her mother – helped her realize it was an incredible opportunity to do some good and a way to honor her husband. As an added bonus, she’d be a positive role model for her children. She’s made some very public mistakes last year and had the chance to make them proud, digging into her job and doing it well. So even though her upcoming role was the result of unfortunate circumstances, she hoped to make it a positive experience for herself and her family.  

At the bar in the MetroCourt, Nathan asks if the coast is clear, and Nina says, if he’s referring to his mother, yes. He says he left for a bit. He feels bad for ditching her, but he needed some air. She was pushing hard for him to reunite with Maxie and things got tense. Nina asks if they’re getting back together, and he says, no. She wants to stay with Spinelli. She asks how that makes him feel, and he says he’ll always love Maxie the way she loves him. He wants her to be happy and hopes she is with Spinelli. Nina says, now he’s free to pursue Lulu, and he says, is that such a bad thing? She says she doesn’t know, but he might want to reconsider.

Lucy says they did issue disclaimer after disclaimer to make sure people knew their face cream wasn’t connected to Maxie’s medical condition, but it was too late. After what they’d seen on television and online, their Youth Truth line, along with their other products, kind of became radioactive and sales cratered. So did the numbers. Maxie asks, what were the numbers? and Lucy says she’ll show her that too. She opens her laptop and says, see the dip? That step declining is a kind of market correction. Maxie says, that’s not a market correction, it’s bankrupt. How are they still in business? Lucy says they did go into crisis mode and desperate times call for desperate measures. Maxie says she knows this is when they did something. Just tell her what it was they did. Lucy says, as fortune would have it, they didn’t do anything. They didn’t have to. A guardian angel stepped in to bail them out. Maxie asks, who is this guardian angel exactly?

Maroc says, Sonny’s been the target of FBI investigations for years, yet he manages to slip through their fingers all the time, but Sidwell says, not this time. If he tries to defend himself, he’ll be taking down his good friend Laura Collins. Marco asks if it’s really wise to have the FBI sniffing around Port Charles right now given their own activities, and Sidwell says he knows what they’ll do. Finish the project here and have Willow – boom! – bring the FBI down. Marco says, so they’re still counting on Britt being ready in May or June, and Sidwell says, she’s ready to start building a prototype. Marco says, there are no guarantees the prototype will work. The first time, they frequently don’t. Sidwell says, then she’d better make sure theirs does. After all, her life depends on it.

Britt says they’re running out of time. She knows Lucas wants to help, but he doesn’t understand. They’ve reached the final phase of the project. When it’s done, she’ll be completely expendable. Lucas says he needs to work fast and means to enlist help. She says, from whom? and he says he’ll be in touch. As he leaves, she says, wait!  

Trina says she wants Portia to live her own life, one that makes her happy and she has to trust the choices Portia makes will do that for her. Portia says, normally, it isn’t the parent learning from the child, but Trina says, they don’t do normal. Portia says she wouldn’t have it any other way, and they hug.

Laura and Alexis have coffee, and Laura says, this is how she thought it would be, the two of them collaborating on policy over friendly cups of coffee. They could have done so much good. Alexis says, Laura hasn’t seen her on too much caffeine. There’s yelling and things get broken. Laura says, that’s because Alexis is passionate. She admires that about her. Alexis says she admires Laura too, and Laura thanks her. She does think Alexis was the best person to fill the position and doesn’t regret recommending her. She deeply regrets building Alexis’s hopes. Alexis says, Scout is the priority and she was already starting to divide her time. Everything worked out for the best. Laura asks if she really believes that, and Alexis tells her that she’s going to keep saying it until she does.

Nina tells Nathan that it takes time to heal before jumping into a new marriage, and he says, it’s been over for seven years. Maxie has moved on and he’s free to do the same. Nina says she’s worried that he’s rushing into things, and he says, she’s the one who told him to trust his heart. She told him that there was no reason to wait and what he wants is to be with Lulu. He looks at Lulu talking to Willow.

Obrecht runs into Britt’s office, and Britt says, excuse you. She could have been with a patient. She hides the syringe in the credenza, and Obrecht says, please. Her brother is in crisis and Britt must help him. Britt asks, what’s wrong? and Obrecht says she thinks the trauma of his missing years is catching up with him. He’s not acting like himself. Britt says, how so? and Obrecht says, for one, he snapped at her. Britt says she’ll schedule electroshock therapy stat, and Obrecht says, for another, Maxie told him that she wanted to stay with Spinelli. The Nathan they know and love would fight, but he’s completely given up. Britt asks what Obrecht wants her to do, and Obrecht says, talk sense into him. Make him understand that he belongs with Maxie and James. Britt says that’s the last thing she’s gonna do.

At Windymere, Lucas asks if Marco’s dad is around, and Marco says, no. He’s on the mainland. Why? Lucas says, Marco already told him that Britt’s life had been threatened, but he was short on details. If he’s going to stay here, he needs to know more now. Marco says they have to be careful. If Cullum or his father think Lucas knows too much, his life could be in danger. Lucas says, it’s already in danger. He has the right to know more of the story. What happened with Britt and how deeply is Marco involved?

Maxie says, Jenz Sidwell? and closes the door. Lucy says she knows. They stuck it out long as they could. Jenz came in and made a generous offer. Deception was on life support and there was absolutely no other option. Maxie says, stupid question, but couldn’t Tracy help out? and Lucy says, no. She was very distracted by Monica’s death and a long-lost sister showed up. Maxie says she heard something about that, and Lucy says, Tracy went out of town, and we made the deal. Maxie says, we? and Lucy says, Brook, Maxie’s mother, and her all signed off on it. Maxie says, they did not give him shares of stock, and Lucy says, of course (🍷) not. She’d never do that. They gave him the control of raw materials and shipping and distribution. Maxie says, okay… and Lucy says, it all turned out. They turned the ship around and they’re still here. Look at them and what they’re doing, and she’ll understand why they made the deal. Maxie says she’s back now and it’s obvious that it’s time for her to take charge. She picks up the phone.

Portia says she’s so happy she and Trina are finally talking. Trina has no idea. Her forgiveness means everything. Trina says she’s glad too. I just missed us. Portia says in the interest of being transparent, she wants to be open about what her relationship is. She doesn’t know what the future holds, but she’s invested in a future with Isaiah. Trina says she guesses he’s sticking around even though Portia is having another man’s baby, and Portia says, he is. What about Trina? How does she feel about the relationship? Trina says she wanted to hate him and told herself that he was a self-serving jerk who took advantage of her parents’ marriage, but the way he defended Portia, she saw how much he cared for her. Portia says she cares for him too, and Trina says she has no problem with Portia being with him, just know they won’t bond overnight. Portia says she’s happy that Trina is open to the idea of him, and Trina says she wants Portia to be happy. She’s sorry it took so long for her to realize that. They hug.

Lulu says she got Nathan’s text. What’s going on? He says he doesn’t know if she noticed the heated exchange between him and his mom, and she says, when she glanced over, things looked intense. He says, yeah. He told her that he and Maxie weren’t getting back together, and she got upset. She asked why he wasn’t putting up a fight. He didn’t tell her that was because he was hoping he’d end up with Lulu. He saw her here and wanted to see if she was still undecided. Lulu says she wants to give them a chance, but this isn’t about them, and he says, Maxie. She says just because Maxie wants to be with Spinelli, doesn’t mean she’d be okay with the two of them. Maxie might see it as betrayal and she wouldn’t blame her.

Nina says she hopes she wasn’t overstepping, but Willow says it was okay. She has so much to learn and needs to know she has Nina’s support. While she was talking to Lulu, she realized that certain men probably think they can use her as a political puppet. Nina says, Mendez? and Willow says, among others. She has her own agenda now and is going to use this unexpected opportunity to make a better life for herself and her children.

Britt tells Obrecht, Nathan, Maxie, and Spinelli are grown adults with their own hearts and minds. You can’t swap one out for another if Maxie wants to be with Spinelli. Obrecht says, even if she can see what Britt can’t, she believes Spinelli can’t possibly make Maxie as happy as Nathan, and Britt asks how she knows. Maybe they seem like an unlikely couple on the outside, but maybe Spinelli sees something in Maxie no one else sees. Maybe he treats her as an equal and makes her feel safe and loved. Maybe he gives her the confidence and courage to be the best version of herself. Maybe he understands her better than she understands herself. Obrecht says she doesn’t know if that’s true about Maxie and Spinelli, but it’s clear there’s something special about Jason Morgan.  

Marco says, Britt needs to complete the project, or she won’t get the medication, and Lucas asks, what’s the dosage schedule? Marco says, she gets a daily injection, and Lucas says, the project is what exactly? but Marco says, the less he knows, the better. Lucas says, okay… for now. Why does Britt need the medication? For what exactly? Marco says, it’s an experimental drug that keeps her Huntington’s symptoms at bay. Without it, her mobility and cognitive skills will rapidly decline. Lucas says, and Marco has gone along with withholding this medication from her? and Marco says he’s ashamed to admit it, but yes. Sometimes he’s even the one to give her the injection. And she’s only allowed to get it here. Lucas says he thinks Marco is being honest. He knows Marco told him the truth because Britt told him the same thing. Marco says, he talked to Britt? That’s a bad idea. He can’t trust her. Lucas says she told him the same thing about Marco. He passed Lucas’s test and didn’t lie. Marco says, Lucas manipulated him and played him, and Lucas asks how that feels to him. Marco says he knows he has no room to talk. For what it’s worth (🍷), he feels badly about Britt’s situation. Lucas says, then help get her out. Give him one dose so they have it to reverse engineer. Marco says, Cullum will know if there’s a dose missing. He’s sorry, but he can’t help.  

Sidwell says he was happy to get Maxie’s call. It’s wonderful to see her on her feet. He must say, she looks quite well. Lucy says, very, very, very well, and Maxie thanks them and says she appreciates that. Sidwell asks if Lucy filled Maxie in on what he did for the company in her absence, how he kept them going, and Lucy says, they’re bouncing back, slowly but surely. All thanks to him. She takes his hand and Sidwell says he’s just happy to be of help. Perhaps he can bring her up to speed on all things at the Port Charles Grill. Lucy says, wouldn’t that be lovely? but Maxie says she’ll have to pass. She has a lot on her plate at work. Go ahead. Lucy asks if she’s sure, and Maxie says, definitely, but they will need to discuss Sidwell’s exit strategy from the company.  

Trina asks if Portia is okay, and Portia says, the baby kicked. She puts Trina’s hand on her bump and says, wait a second. Trina says, oh my God. She’s got a little brother or sister in there. Hey, I’m your big sister. Portia says she’s so glad she could share this moment with Trina, and Trina says her too.

Lucas says he refuses to accept Marco’s refusal. They have to find a way to help Britt. Marco says, Lucas doesn’t like her, and Lucas says, maybe not, but he can’t walk away from the situation and leave Britt at the mercy of Cullum and Marco’s father. It would taint any potential of their future happiness. Marco asked him to stay, and this is the price for him staying. Marco says, Lucas is a good man, and annoyingly stubborn. He wishes he could say no. Lucas says, so he’ll help them? and Marco says it would get all three of them killed, but Lucas is right. They need to get Britt out of this mess.   

Britt says she’s talking about Maxie and Spinelli, not her and Jason, but Obrecht says Britt has never been able to fool her mutter. She was describing how Jason makes her feel. Britt says, she’s wrong. They’re not even together. Obrecht says, she may have to give up on Nathan and Maxie, but not Britt. It’s clear Jason loves her and she loves him. They might be happy if she’d get out of her own way.

Laura says, this thing may turn out to be a good opportunity for Willow, if she’s as determined as she says to nurse Drew back to health single-handedly, and Alexis says, as much as she loathes Drew, she’d never wish this on him. Laura says she’s sure, but Willow is going to be kept busy and won’t be able to have her life revolve around Drew. Alexis says she thinks a lot of people will benefit from Willow having a lot less time around him.

Nina says, it’s good to see Willow take control of her life, and Willow says, it feels good. It feels liberating. She felt subservient and subordinate to the men in her life, especially with Michael. There has always been an imbalance of power and wealth. She was a nobody, but now she’s Congresswoman Willow Cain. Nina says, yes, she is. She’s forging her own path, and her success will only strengthen her position. Willow says she’s Wiley and Amelia’s mother, and Nina says, she’s not planning any more custody fights. Willow says, no, but if Michael tries to push her around, she’ll have the power to push back.  

Nathan says he respects how much Lulu’s friendship with Maxie means to her. He doesn’t want to pressure her into being with him either, but he’s not letting go of hope. He knows what he wants and he wants her. She says she wants him too. If any two people deserve a shot at happiness, it’s them. He asks if she’s saying what he thinks she is, and she says, what the hell. Let’s do it. He asks if she’s sure, and she says, they can’t do this in secret. They have to find a way to come clean with Maxie. The question is, which one of them is going to tell her?

Sidwell says he has no intention of walking away from Deception, and Maxie says she appreciates everything he’s done to keep Deception afloat in her absence. But she’s here now and it’s her job to handle materials, distribution, and shipping. Having them both do the same job is redundant and besides, she thinks their record keeping systems are incompatible. Sidwell says he has no desire to interfere in the way she runs the company, but he has a contract that allows him to continue for the next five years. She can take him to court to void it, but it will undoubtedly have an effect on Deception, with its tenuous record, not to mention her own. She say she’s fully recovered, and he says he’s glad she’s here, but he strongly urges her to accept the assistance he’s already provided and will continue to provide for quite some time. They should head out. Lucy says, yes, they should, and Maxie says, enjoy your lunch. Lucy leaves first and before he leaves, Maxie tells Sidwell, this discussion is not over,

On Monday, Chase tells Ned that he deeply regrets it and will fix it immediately; Trina wonders why her parents want to see her; Laura asks if Willow plans on settling her own scores; and Michael says Dante wants to see him.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

New temps in town.

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Hey, why not?

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https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-why-dante-and-elizabeths-potential-romance-is-worth-exploring/

Any budding Spinellis out there up for a challenge?

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From Port Charles to prime time.

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Love both these girls.

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💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

Not the most exciting episode, except for them losing a guest while snorkeling. They found her. Ben thought he was one step away from future outbursts, and had to finesse new sous chef Ellie. While the guests were relatively accommodating, we watched as the tip shrunk with every single meal served late. Although I suppose that was in the same category as one of the guests saying there was no easy way to eat the bacon – first world problems.

Vanderpump Rules

This show continues to bore me – except for her Royal Britishness – but Venus did a good job with the Pride Day event. They served Penis Pump Pumptinis (shouldn’t it have been just Penis Pumptinis?), so somebody needs to trademark penis pump asap, since it seems to be getting a lot of play. Natalie sang her new release, Passengers, but IMO, it was no Good As Gold. In Natalie’s interview, she said she wasn’t a complete disaster of a person. I say, TBD. Angelica tried to confront Audrey about berating her in public, but Audrey said it was just comedy. I dunno about that. I actually think the only people who would think any of her act was funny would be the middle schoolers she hangs out with.

Summer House

 In the spirit of transparency, I barely paid attention this week.

Southern Charm

While in Mexico, the group drove ATVs, went surfing, and had a tequila tasting. (Bleh.) Whitney stayed on the outskirts, since sand is offensive to his sensibilities. Even though JT is gone, this has been an especially cringe season due to several of the cast members being too old for high school rivalries. Salley and Charley got in a spirited debate at the bar, while the guys kibbitzed from a distance, which was also pretty juvenile. Even worse, Craig got super drunk, and after announcing that he had tequila, beer, and cigarettes, berated Salley the whole way back on the bus. I don’t like her either, but enough already.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

This was a really interesting episode. Probably for the first time, I felt empathy for nearly all the cast members. Because, for a moment, as far apart as these women are from the average woman, we were all the same. Erika spoke with her therapist, confessing how tired she was after fielding the repercussions of being married to Tom. She also talked about a short relationship where it sounded like the guy knocked her around. She gave him a second chance and he did it again, and she was trying not to blame herself. Her therapist was very insightful, talking about how we think we’ll be happy when X happens, but it’s a myth. The way she put it was, there is no here. Rachel talked about trust being broken, Kyle met Rachel’s parents and mourned her mother, and Boz talked about how her husband’s death had affected the family. True to form, there were a few idiotic moments, like when Rachel talked about cheating on Rodger when they were still dating, and how he proposed after she told him. In Kyle’s interview, she said a precedent had been set for the marriage. Huh? How did that justify him cheating 20 years after they were married? Was it a delayed payback? One thing that was impossible to identify with was Dorit dropping $5K at LoveShackFancy. I have the feeling the divorce isn’t going to be as amicable as she thinks it will be.

The Valley: Persian Style

Tanin had a party for her skincare line, and while she made up with Sky, Golnesa still had beef with her. After taking an informal poll, she threw her drink at Sky from behind, which started the screaming and Sky threatening to call the police, who would have no doubt said it was a civil matter and gotten the hell out. Reza was worried about Mercedeh being a single married person, but she wasn’t interested in his advice and told him to stay out of her marriage. Since I depend on my friends to give me the hard truths, I found this a little depressing, but Reza was smart and dropped it, since their friendship was still fragile. At this point, we all know she filed for divorce, so I’m wondering if they ended up circling back to this topic. This was the finale, and I’m sure the Reunion will be a load of laughs.

Random Reality Items

I nearly gagged when I watched this. After talking smack about each other in their books, it was now like the Mutual Admiration Society.

I have no doubt he’s out of his mind.

Five times? Really? I’d say they should call it quits already.

Saddest thing I read all week.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Reality Check: America’s Next Top Model. Netflix. I don’t remember watching a lot of this show originally. I’m pretty sure I got bored early on. Although I do remember thinking the meltdowns over makeovers were ridiculous. Little did I know what these poor just out of high schoolers were put through. There were many questionable themes for photo shoots – homelessness, crime victims, and the much publicized switching of ethnicities – but I did wonder if Calvin Klein and Abercrombie weren’t sorry they didn’t think of them it first. The saddest story was that of Shandi, who drunkenly slept with an Italian model when doing a shoot there. Production had encouraged them to party hardy, and provided the alcohol. Since these were not exactly mature women, that was their first mistake. The other mistake was not stepping in when it was clear Shandi should not be making decisions for herself. Like watching a three-part trainwreck.

https://extratv.com/2026/02/20/america-s-next-top-model-where-are-the-winners-now/

Naked Ambition. Netflix. This short documentary is well worth watching, especially from the women in history aspect. Bunny Yaeger was not only a pin-up girl in the 50s, she photographed them, most notably Betty Page. She was also not just the first female photographer for Playboy, she was their first photographer. I love the time period and love the old pin-up girls, as it evokes nostalgia for an era before my time, and this film captured it perfectly. Besides being a model and legendary photographer, she dabbled in acting – Nude on the Moon has to be one of the best titles of all time – wrote several books, and was a swimsuit designer, popularizing the bikini. Bunny was a visionary ahead of her time, and makes the rest of us look like slouches. Dita Von Teese also did some of the narration – love her, and her hat is fabulous.

https://deadline.com/2025/08/naked-ambition-trailer-music-box-films-acquisition-1236477486/

Brightburn. Netflix. A childless couple finds a baby boy dropped from the sky and thinks they’ve been granted a miracle. No such luck. While aliens aren’t exactly my jam, it wasn’t awful. The acting was truly great, it was gruesome AF, and the special effects were pretty good.

https://www.looper.com/2043802/james-gunn-horror-superman-movie-brightburn-streaming-netflix/

The Expendables. Netflix. Yeah, yeah. I’m super late to this party, but it was there and so was I, and I hadn’t seen it. A group of mercenaries is recruited to eliminate a Latin dictator and a renegade CIA agent. Actually, the plot isn’t important. It’s all about the action and the one-liners. My father used to say if someone wasn’t killed in the first ten minutes, he was leaving, and this was his kind of movie. I’ve watched my share of action films, and I don’t know if I’ve ever seen that many explosions in one movie. Mindlessly entertaining.

https://collider.com/the-expendables-movie-review-sylvester-stallone-jason-statham/

https://www.insidehook.com/film/the-expendables-10-year-anniversary

https://collider.com/every-expendables-movie-ranked/

🏆 All About Those BAFTAS Almost…

I’m not going there about the Tourette’s. It’s a thing. Watch Baylen Out Loud.

The winners.

https://ew.com/bafta-awards-2026-winners-list-11911012

Woot! Here’s hoping they do the same at the Academy Awards.

https://ew.com/sinners-and-director-ryan-coogler-make-bafta-awards-history-11911605

The fashion.

https://www.essence.com/fashion/best-celebrity-red-carpet-looks-baftas-2026/

I kinda like the puppy skirt.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/the-most-heinous-looks-from-the-2026-bafta-film-awards/

🐾 In Their Spare Time…

🦅 Some animals are conservationists.

https://people.com/redwood-tree-saved-from-destruction-after-bald-eagle-spotted-in-branches-11916471

🐈‍⬛ 🐕 Some are fitness enthusiasts.

https://people.com/woman-shocked-when-cat-starts-using-treadmill-exclusive-11914385

https://people.com/labrador-sisters-share-at-home-treadmill-routine-11913279

🦍 And many are gorgeous models.

https://people.com/winners-of-the-2026-world-nature-photography-awards-11911941

📣 Quotes of the Week

Your journey has molded you for your greater good, and it was exactly what it needed to be. Don’t think that you’ve lost time. There is no short-cutting to life. It took each and every situation you have encountered to bring you to the now. And now is right on time. – Asha Tyson

Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t. – Bill Nye

Too often we… enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. – John F. Kennedy

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit. – Aristotle

Whatever it is you’re seeking won’t come in the form you’re expecting.Haruki Marukami

Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect. – Chief Seattle

He is the red flag. – Friend of Courtney Reardanz referring to Colt Johnson, 90 Day Fiancé: The Single Life

🏂 Snow Place Like Home…

Until next time, stay safe; stay checking on your elderly neighbors (one of mine is 101 – true story); and stay not confusing people with your emoji codes.

December 16, 2024 – Portia Gives Elizabeth a Choice, Studio 50 Birthday On Deck, Opening Up, New Soap Preview, Movies Of the Season, Wildlife Jokers & Baby

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What I Watched Today

(The whole GH enchilada on Fridays; the other days, who knows?)

General Hospital

Elizabeth says, Lucky won’t believe it. Another patient with a clean bill of health died of a heart attack on her watch. It was out of nowhere and starting just like Sam. Lucky says, it’s not a coincidence, and asks if there are any updates on the investigation. She says, no, and she’s gone over everything a million times. He says, something is definitely wrong.

Jason comes into the hospital and sees Anna.

Josslyn takes Dex’s hand and says, this is real. He’s really gone.

At the Surf Lodge, Lulu says she’s trying to get a lead, and Dante suggests she take a breather. She asks how she can breathe when her daughter is missing, and he says, they will find her. She says, Valentin is as connected as they come. He could literally be anywhere. He says he knows she’s scared and overwhelmed, and she says, that’s why she broke into Windymere. She needs a clue. He says, she also needs a reality check – a big one.

Michael says he won’t leak the video to protect his children, Drew’s daughter, and Willow from her own humiliating mistake. But that also protects Drew too. He’s hiding behind them to protect his reputation. So much for Willow’s hero. Drew says, Michael knows nothing about him and Willow, and Michael suggests Drew tell him. Drew says he’ll fill Michael in, but Michael won’t like what he hears. Michael says he still wants to hear it, and Drew says, it’s not about hero worship or Willow feeling indebted to him. They developed legitimate feelings for one another. Michael asks if Willow said that, and Drew says, Michael knows Willow wouldn’t have slept with him if it wasn’t real. They fought it for months. Michael asks if Drew wants thanks for his restraint, and Drew says, they ignored what they felt until they couldn’t. He’s so sorry Michael was hurt. It was a horrible thing to do to Michael, never mind the family. Michael says, imagine if Drew understood the meaning of the word family. He never cared about anyone but himself. If he had, he would have stopped and thought twice about sleeping with his nephew’s wife and tearing the family apart.  

Willow says, they’re going to Grandma Nina’s for a sleepover, when Carly comes in. She asks where they’re off too in such a hurry. They wouldn’t be trying to take Michael’s children away. Nina tells Wiley to say hi to Grandma Carly, and Wiley hugs her. Nina says, they’re on their way to a sleepover adventure. Carly can see how excited the kids are. Carly says, if they think she’s not going to stop what’s going on because the children are present, they’re superbly wrong.

Wiley asks if Carly wants to come on the sleepover, but she says she thinks they need to stay here. Willow says, this is not the time or place for an adult conversation. They can wait until tomorrow. Carly says, then the kids can go right back to bed, and when they wake up, daddy will be here. Willow says, the kids need to be with her, and Carly says, then she can stay here too, and Grandma Nina can find her way home. Nina says, she’s not going without her grandchildren. Get out of the way.

Drew says he never meant to hurt Michael or the family, and Michael says, but he did. He tore the family apart, but him staying silent will only delay the inevitable. It’s going to come out eventually. Drew says, the Quartermaines can handle it. They’ve all cheated. Tracy walks in with Ned and says, not her, and Drew says, just stay away. Tracy says she’s not going to address Drew’s disgusting use of his grief to justify sleeping with Michael’s wife, and Ned says, that’s a new low, even for Quartermaine standards. Michael says he can’t speak for everybody. They can do what they want. He leaves and Tracy says, where to begin…

Dante asks, what if he had to tell Rocco that he’d lost Lulu again because he shot her? Think about it. Lulu says, it would be horrible, and he says he gets it, but she has to be safe. If she gets hurt or something happens to her, it does her, Rocco, and Charlotte no good. She says, one thing that hasn’t changed is that she hates that he’s right this one, isolated time. He says he’ll need that in writing.

Elizabeth tells Lucky that Dex had a stab wound. Post-op, he was alert and seemed like himself, when the alarms went crazy. Lucky asks if it was another overdose of digitalis, and she says, the report’s not back yet, but… He says, it could be identical, and she says, it can’t be a coincidence. Portia asks if she can speak to Elizabeth for a moment in her office, and Lucky says he’d like to be there. Portia says, it’s a private hospital matter, and Elizabeth asks if it involves Dex, Sam, and her future at GH. Portia nods, and Elizabeth says she’d like Lucky to be there for support. Portia says, okay.

Anna says, she and Josslyn were together when Isaiah broke the news, and Jason asks how Josslyn is. Anna says, Josslyn’s in shock. So is she. It doesn’t seem possible. Dex was fine after surgery. She called Carly, but she’s not picking up. Jason says he’ll handle it and thanks Anna for calling. Anna says she knew he’d take care of her and leaves. Jason stands in the doorway, and Josslyn tells Dex that she’d do anything for him to wake up. Or for someone to wake her up and tell her to wake up from this nightmare. She cries and says, he’s really gone. She puts her head on his chest.

Tracy asks if Ned doesn’t have some old colleagues at a communications firm, and Ned says, in Newport. She says, they could leak it for him, and he says, it would go viral before Drew is sworn in. Tracy says she can see the headlines now: New York Congressman Caught with His Nephew’s Wife on Camera. Drew asks if they think he cares about any of this coming at him. Besides, Tracy wouldn’t do that. Tracy says, wouldn’t she? and Drew says, the Quartermaine name will get dragged through the mud. She says, it won’t be the first time, and Drew asks how Edward, Lila, and Alan would feel. Tracy says, Drew isn’t one of them. Go back to Cain. He’s hidden behind the family long enough. Drew asks what criteria he needs to be a Quartermaine. Wait. He knows. Will withholding heart medication while standing over his dying father do the trick?

Carly says, Wiley and Amelia can stay here. This is their home. Willow says, they’re her family, and Carly says, and Michael’s. Willow says, what happens next isn’t up to Carly. Her children come first. Carly says, Willow wasn’t thinking about that before her last sleepover, and Nina says, that’s enough. Grandma Carly is ruining the fun. Carly says she loves a party as much as anyone, but everyone is sleeping in their own bed. Michael comes in, and Carly says, look. Daddy’s home.

Josslyn says, Dex looks like a stranger and himself at the same time. She doesn’t know what happens when we die – nobody does – but she feels him here. She thinks he’s still here. She can feel him with her. So she’ll say what she would have said if she’d known it was the last time she was talking to him. Thank you for saving my life and for trusting me with your heart and changing the way I see the world and my place in it. Which is going to change again. Jason continues to listen, and she says, the future she saw had him and them in it. She thanks him for loving her. She hopes she said it often enough, but in case she wasn’t clear, she loves him with everything in her. She kisses him, and Jason shakes his head. She sees Jason and goes to him. He holds her as she cries and says he’s sorry.

Portia says, their first priority is the patients’ health and well-being, and Elizabeth says, it happened on her watch, and she knows there are protocols. Portia says, it was unexplained and will be added to Sam’s investigation. While that’s playing out, she thinks Elizabeth should take a step back from patient care. Elizabeth asks what she means, and Portia says, she has choices. There’s the administrative choice, paperwork and schedules, or she can take a take the personal leave route. No patient interaction is the criteria she’s working with. Lucky says, until Elizabeth is cleared, right? and Portia says, as soon as she gets the green light, Elizabeth will be back to being head nurse. It could take time. There are no cameras in the patients’ rooms, only in the hallway, and they have to go through all the footage. Lucky says, pinpointing it could be tough, and Elizabeth says, and time consuming. It would feel wrong being away from the hospital, so she prefers working here in any capacity. Portia says she was hoping Elizabeth would make that choice. She’ll sign the paperwork right away.

Lulu says she hopes Dante doesn’t think she’s prioritizing Charlotte over Rocco, but he says, that’s what she should be doing. She says, Dante is an incredible father, and Dante says, Charlotte is God knows where. Lulu says, with Valentin as her father, and Dante says he gets it. Lulu says, he’s probably pulling Charlotte deeper into hiding. She had a small window where she had the element of surprise. Now she feels it’s closed and she’s afraid she’ll never see Charlotte again.

Felicia and Mac join Anna at the hospital, and Mac says he can’t believe it. Anna says she convinced Dex to join the force. She persisted and he relented. Mac says, no one puts on the badge because someone forces them to, and Felicia says, Dex was proud to be a member of the PCPD. He told her a few hours ago. Anna says, it doesn’t seem real, and Felicia says, it’s unfair.

Jason brings Josslyn to the footbridge, and she asks, why are they here? He says he likes this spot. It’s a place to think or talk. She says she can’t wrap her head around this happening again, and he says, after Oscar. She says she’s done this already. She can’t do it again. With Oscar, at least she got to say goodbye. It was awful, but she got to say what she wanted. She never got a chance with Dex. The other day, they were decorating for Christmas, and she could tell he was uncomfortable. Christmas was not a happy time for him as a kid. She promised they would make new memories together, and she’s realizing that she’s never going to make another memory with him again. Jason hugs her and she cries some more.

Michael asks, what’s going on? and Carly says, they were trying to take the kids for a sleepover. Nina says, that’s what’s best right now, and Willow says, they need their mom. Michael says, they need their dad too. It’s best they stay here. Willow says she knows they have a lot to talk about, and they will, but tonight, she needs this and so do they.

Drew says, Alan was his father, and he has as much right to the Quartermaine name as anyone. Tracy says, none of this is his. He waltzed in here and set everything up like he owned it. Like it was home. Ned says, he’s done nothing but cause chaos. He just got elected and managed to screw that up. Tracy says, with a tale as old as time, and Drew says he doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Tracy says, he thinks he and Willow are unique and they’re love is special, but they’re as common as they come. From the doorway, Lulu says, stepmonster, you haven’t changed a bit, and she and Tracy hug.  

At the Surf Lodge, Lucky asks how Elizabeth is doing, and she says she’ll miss taking care of the patients, but she’s still in the building. He says, at least they didn’t ban her, and she thanks him for being with her. It was comforting having a friend there. He says he’s her wingman, remember? and they clink glasses.  

Michael tells the kids to have fun at Grandma Nina’s, and Wiley says, yay! Willow says, they’ll see him soon. She promises. Michael tells them to be good for mommy. He loves them both very much, no matter where they are. Willow says, they should get going, and Michael says, they’ll talk in the morning. They leave, and Carly says, that was a mistake.

Lulu says, Tracy can get back to whatever it is, but Tracy says she was done with whatever it is a long time ago, and tells Drew and Ned to get out. She wants to catch up with her stepdaughter. They leave, and Dante says he’ll see Lulu around. She thanks him for the ride, and Dante leaves. Lulu says, the catch-up is going to be one-sided. She’s been asleep for four years. Did Tracy miss her? Tracy says, she has no idea how much. She’s here. healthy, thriving, and as beautiful as ever. Lulu asks if Tracy struck a deal with Father Time, and Tracy asks if it worked. Lulu says, yeah… What? Tracy says she’s drinking it in. She’s been praying for this, and that’s not something she does often. Lulu says she’s flattered, and Tracy says, her prayer was answered. Lulu is home. Lulu says she’s ready to make up for lost time, and Tracy says she bets Lulu is. They hug.

Ned walks into the nook and says, good. Drew is still here. Drew says he lives here, and Ned says, for now. Drew says, they want to same thing. Annihilating him isn’t worth ruining the family name. Ned says, if he agrees that protecting Drew outweighs it, he’ll make sure his mother doesn’t go scorched earth. Drew says, Willow and the kids will be destroyed, and Ned says, they already are and whose fault is that?

Carly says, Michael just gave Willow a leg up in the custody trial. Did she tell him that she was leaving? He says, no, and she says, Willow wanted to sneak out and he didn’t stop her. He says he remembers what it was like when she took him and Morgan from dad. They were terrified and he refuses to do that to Wiley and Amelia. She says she’s sorry. She’s pushing because she loves him. He says he has no intention of losing the kids, and she says she’ll call Diane, so Diane can strategize. She sees how many missed calls and texts she has, and says, oh my God… She makes a call, and Michael asks, what’s going on? She says, Dex. He’s dead.

Josslyn tells Jason that it doesn’t make sense. Dex was healthy and just died of a heart attack. He just had surgery, and she’d questioned if he even needed it. She needs to know what went wrong or she’ll never let go. He says, it may bring her peace… and she says, but it won’t bring Dex back. He says he wishes it would.

Tracy says, Luke knew Lulu would make it back. He told everybody that she was going to wake up when she was good and ready. She didn’t like to be rushed. Lulu says she’s so sorry, and Tracy thanks her and says she is too. Lulu asks if Tracy was happy, and Tracy says, they both were. Lulu says, so they were still together, and Tracy says, and going strong. Who’d have thunk it? Lulu says, her, and Tracy says, Luke loved her so much. Lulu says, there were plenty of times he wasn’t around, and Tracy says, but the hard part is, there will be no next time. Lulu says, it hurts so much, she can barely breath, and Tracy says she knows the feeling. Lulu says, he passed down his grit, determination, and resilience to her, and Tracy says, and his sense of humor. Lulu says, he gave her so many things, but best of all, he gave her Tracy. Tracy says, Lulu’s dad binds them together. That’s what makes their relationship so special. Enough now. She wants to talk about Lulu. How is she handling everything? Lulu says, to be honest, it’s been really hard.  

Michael asks if Ned has seen Sasha, but Ned says, not recently. Is he okay? Michael says he’s not great. Willow took the kids to Nina’s until they figure what comes next. Ned says he knows they say it takes two and they’re right, but make no mistake. Willow is not the enemy; Drew is. Michael says, that’s clear, and Ned says he’s dealing with other issues right now, but Michael has his full support. Anything he needs. Michael thanks him, and Ned says, Drew didn’t just betray Michael. He betrayed all of them and he’s going to live to regret it.

Drew knocks at the gatehouse, but there’s no answer. He looks at all the messages he’s sent to Willow on his phone that have gone unanswered and calls Willow. It rings and he says, pick up.

In Nina’s car, Willow sees that Drew is calling, but Nina says, don’t answer. Drew has made her life a living nightmare. He put his needs first. Willow ignores the call.

Tracy says she can’t imagine how overwhelmed Lulu is, and Lulu says, a lot has gone down in four years. Tracy suggests she focus on the present. She’s here, surrounded by everyone she loves, especially her son. Lulu says she didn’t believe it. Looking her in the face was this handsome young man barely with barely a glimmer of the little boy she remembers. She has a lot of catching up to do. Tracy asks if it was wonderful reconnecting, and Lulu says, it was everything she’d hoped for. He was so excited to fill her in and talks a mile a minute. She loves it. She wants that moment with Charlotte too. She needs to find Charlotte. Tracy says, Lulu has all her resources, but promise she won’t go rogue like her father and be smarter. Lulu says, he’s rolling in his grave. No one is smarter than Luke Spencer. Tracy asks if she promises, Lulu says she does, and they hug.

Josslyn says she knows the answers won’t bring back Dex, and Jason says, but she wants them anyway. She says, Dex saved her life, and he says, his too. She says, Dex was an amazing, selfless person. How could he get taken so soon? Carly arrives and hugs Josslyn. She says she’s so, so sorry.

Anna says, it doesn’t make sense, and Mac says, in broad daylight at a Christmas festival. It doesn’t add up. Anna says, take her though it one more time, and Felicia says, Dex was by the garbage pouring out the alcohol he’d confiscated. He was alone. Anna says, which would imply he was the intended target, and Mac says, after surgery, he was fine. Felicia says she was sitting with him watching the game. There was no indication that anything was wrong. Mac asks if it’s possible Dex was tracked to the hospital so the attacker could finish what they started, and Anna asks if anything sticks out. Felicia says, something is nagging her about a missing detail, but she can’t put her finger on it. Anna says she’s sure it will come to her.

Elizabeth says her heart breaks for Sam and Dex’s loved ones, and Lucky says, his too. She says, people go to the hospital to heal. It’s incredibly creepy and deliberate. He says, something is going on at GH. He hopes they figure it out before someone else gets hurt.  

Tomorrow, Lulu tells Brook, let’s get something straight; Tracy asks what Sasha has to say for herself; Anna wants Jason to take the lead in finding Charlotte; and Ric tells Elizabeth, steer clear of General Hospital.

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

Cala Compte, Ibiza. Danni tells Daisy that she’s learned, even if you’re offended, shut the f*** up anyway, and in Danni’s interview, she says, Daisy keeps finding a way to have a go at her. Respectfully, f*** off. Captain Glenn and Daisy discuss the schedule for the evening, and Daisy says, it’s going to be a long night. She suggests Gary do a funny skit tonight to make the guests laugh, and he asks Keith to help out. In Keith’s interview, he says, he does have a creative side, but doesn’t usually exercise it. Daisy says, they’ll do it after dinner, and Cloyce asks if Davide wants to help him make pizza. The guests want it for after the club. In Davide’s interview, he says, asking an Italian if they want to make pizza is like asking if the sky is blue, and he tells Cloyce that in Italy they use sticky dough. Daisy wants Diana to work with only three hours sleep, but Diana makes a big deal out of it, and in Daisy’s interview, she says, Dianna’s reaction was over the top. She’s worked yachts where she’s had five hours sleep the whole season. She got into this position by doing what she was told with a smile on her face. Diana and Danni aren’t going to progress in any career if they don’t adjust their attitudes.

Daisy tells Gary that she loves sharing a cabin with him, except she thinks he’s lactose intolerant. In Gary’s interview, he says he feels like they have best friend chemistry. If you marry someone or get together with them, you want to be best friends. When they’re in the same room, he feels better. Danni says she doesn’t know what Studio 50 is. Apparently, she’s never heard of Studio 54, since Studio 50 is primary Ronnie’s birthday spin on it . Ronnie watches Danni decorate and says she doesn’t want any black. Gold and black means over the hill. She’s seen that at Walgreens. Guest Ren says, yet she wears black, and in Danni’s interview, she says, who hates black? This is pissing her off. Ronnie suggests gold and white, and says, rose gold would have nailed it. No. What would have nailed it was her putting that on her preference sheet.

In Captain Glenn’s interview, she says, sailing can be dangerous, so it’s good to have a patron saint. The St. Carmen festival is all about asking for protection on the high seas. He doesn’t know if he’s a true believer, but why tempt fate? After the jellyfish, the guests need all the protection they can get. Geez. It wasn’t the Kraken. The guests leave with Gary and Chase, and they go to where there are a million boats on the water. A yacht with the statue of St. Carmen goes by, and Ronnie yells at someone to move so she can get a picture. In Chase’s interview, he says he has no idea what’s going on, but Carmen is a popular lady who’s difficult to take a picture of. Another guest says, they’re all here to wish Ronnie a happy birthday. The guests come back and tell Daisy that it was so much fun. They must be drunk already because it looked hella boring.

Daisy is nervous about the timing, but Cloyce says he’s ready. In Cloyce’s interview, he says, last night, he and Daisy had communication issues. We flash back to that, and he says, the chief stew and chef are like a marriage. They have to adapt to each other’s differences and overcome them to accomplish a mission. Happy wife, happy life. Gary tells Chase that his mouth gets worse when he’s drinking, and he’s alienated people on the boat already. In the galley, Cloyce says, it’s going to be a long one, but Diane tells him, don’t say that. Guest Kate says, Studio 54, here we come, even though the sign clearly says, Studio 50. Why can no one get this right? In Daisy’s interview, she says, every meal with Cloyce is a bloody roller coaster. Please be a good meal. She sees that Keith has typed out the skit, and Gary practices a horse galloping sound. Cloyce makes a smoke bomb under the cloches for the main dish. In Keith’s interview, he says he’s trying to figure out how to salvage the charter. If they can make the guests laugh, they can turn this around.

After the entrée, Daisy announces the skit, and Keith says, this is a story about something that happened on this trip. Gary pretends to be Ronnie in a wig and sparkly tube top, and Keith says, she was mastering a flight board when a great beast emerged. Someone (Davide?) has an umbrella over his head and wears streamers, pretending to be a jellyfish, and Ronnie/Gary says, not today. Get back. It’s my bloody 50th and nothing is going to stop me from dancing all night. The jellyfish slinks away, and Ronnie/Gary says she’s ready for a night on the town with her group of absolute diamonds. Happy Birthday. The cake comes out and it’s elegant perfection. Ronnie says, they’ve outdone themselves, and in Keith’s interview, he says he thinks he’s a modern-day Shakespeare. The Dr. Suess of the sea. Diana whines again about the schedule, and Daisy says, never mind. She’ll do it. In Daisy’s interview, she says, Diana has a sense of entitlement. That’s why she has to do the job. She wants to show them that she can do what she’s asked them to do. That being said, she’s pissed.  

In Diana’s interview, she says, this is bullsh*t. She was going to do the job. Daisy is just being a martyr and will act like it’s a huge favor. It’s Daisy’s mistake because of not enough planning. The guests leave for the club, and Cloyce gets the dough ready. At 5 am, the guests come back, and Daisy tells Cloyce that she can’t be bothered with this nightclub crap. Cloyce asks, how’s the vibe? and she says, quiet. He says, if he was a drunken hot mommy, he’d be happy. He makes pizza, along with some other Italian dishes, and the guests shove noodles, pizza, and nachos in their mouths. Daisy tells Cloyce that she got the impression the guests regretted the food, and the guests go to bed. In Keith’s interview, he says he loves Gary, but Gary needs to know when to dial back the fun. He thinks Daisy is more mature.

En route to Igy Marina. They dock and the guests pack. Diana tells Chase, after the season, she’s going to Portugal. There are no yachties there. In Chase’s interview, he says he thinks there’s more to Diana than meets the eye. He didn’t come in looking for a boatmance, but Diana is stunning, and he wants to see what happens. As they’re talking, Danni keeps coming in and asking Diana where various things are. In Diana’s interview, she says, what the f***? and Danni says she’s sorry for interrupting. In her interview, Diana says, Danni has been on the boat for a while. She knows what she’s doing and out of nowhere, she’s forgetting where things are.

The crew and guests say their goodbyes, and Ronnie says, it was marvelous, one hell of a trip. She says she appreciates them and gives Captain Glenn the envelope. As they leave, he blows the horn, and Gary says he thinks it went well. Diana hugs Chase, who says he had a long day yesterday. Daisy has a stew meeting, and Danni says, it was crazy, but they managed. Daisy says, they seemed stoked. Keep the energy. She always has a system, and they seemed annoyed when she tried it with breaks, asking why someone else got so many hours. It might not always make sense, but there’s thought behind it. It’s time for the tip meeting, and Captain Glenn says, unfortunately, the primary was attacked by a jellyfish. Way to go handling the sting. It was an absolutely perfect response. The deck team is jelling and working well. Gary welcomes Chase, and the captain says, the tip is $24K or 2296 euros each. They have champagne, and the crew gets dressed to go out. Daisy asks if Gary is going to be on his best behavior, and he says he’s not drinking. She says, new day, new you? and he says he thinks so. In Gary’s interview, he says, alcohol is not his friend. He drinks to escape or because he doesn’t want to kill the vibe. In Daisy’s interview, she says, if Gary is trying to grow and change, she’s behind it, but doesn’t see it lasting. In his interview, Gary says he’s not going to let alcohol control his life like it’s controlled the last 14 years, and in her interview, Daisy says she doesn’t think it’s going to last through dinner.

Chase thinks Davide looks like Sigfried and Roy and he’s right. In Diana’s interview, she says, Chase is hot and nice, but she dates people who end up treating her like sh*t. Her ex was a narcissist and when they broke up, she put up huge walls to protect herself. She’s still guarded, but Chase doesn’t seem like a f*** boy and she’s ready to be treated like a human. They take a couple of taxis to an absolutely gorgeous restaurant where they sit outside. Gary looks like he’s jonesing for a drink already, and Chase says he wants to go adequately crazy. Daisy says, Cloyce is living his best life, and Gary orders a mocktail. He says he’s going to have a chill night, and Daisy says she thinks it’s amazing. She’ll be his emotional supporter. Magnificent food porn comes out that I badly want to sample. Cloyce tells Daisy that he bets a lot of people are interested in a taste of Ireland, and everyone clinks glasses. On the boat, Captain Glenn exercises with elastic bands and does a couple of jumping jacks. He says, that’s his exercise for the year. I tried using those bands once and ended up slapping myself in the face with one.

At the restaurant, the crew drinks and drinks and drinks, and Gary looks pissed off. Chase leaves the table, and Daisy asks, what’s happening with Diana and Chase? Diana says, nothing, and Daisy says she thinks they’re sweet together. Would Diana make out with him? Diana says, probably yes, and Daisy asks how Gary feels sober. Is it enlightening? Gary says, they’re not that bad, and they all toast to vibes. In Gary’s interview, he says he hasn’t experienced this before. Everyone is sloppy and slurring their words. He’s probably worse, so he can only imagine. They go back to the boat, and Daisy says she feels she and Keith are kindred spirits. They all take shots in the jacuzzi, except for Gary who goes to bed. Davide asks what he’s doing, and Gary says he’s going to chill. Go. Have a good time. In his interview, Gary says, inside, he knows he’s lovable. He doesn’t need alcohol. He tells Davide, maybe it’s a lesson. He needs to learn how to say no and stop himself from continuing down that road. Davide says he understands, and Gary tells him not to do anything stupid.  

Davide has to bodyshot Cloyce and says he wants more. Yuk. They play a few stupid games, then Daisy says, they have to recreate their favorite movie scene make out. Danni chooses The Notebook, and she and Chase make out. In Diana’s interview, she says, what the f***? Danni gets on top of Chase in the jacuzzi, and Chase suggests they leave. They get out of the hot tub and go downstairs. Cloyce says, she’s having her walk of shame before, and Diana says she hates Ibiza. Chase and Danni go into the master cabin, and Danni admits she’s been there once before with someone else, but they didn’t do anything. Chase says he appreciates her telling him. Daisy says she thought Diana and Chase were vibing, and in her interview, Diana says, when you’re on a boat, all your life is these people. When you connect with someone and now they connect with someone else, you’re alone. She tells Daisy that Danni is obsessed with Chase and goes to sit in the wheelhouse. She says, it’s frustrating. It’s like she doesn’t belong anywhere.

To all the single ladies. Guys come and go, but girlfriends are forever. Don’t do this to each other.

Next time, Gary asks Daisy if they have a relationship; Daisy thinks the guests will be high maintenance; and Glenn talks with the guests.

🚑 Exit Interview…

He’s taking it well, although I see him as a Lifetime/Hallmark success.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/evan-hofer-opens-up-about-leaving-general-hospital

🧼 Opening the Gates…

This looks really good. I’m hoping it sticks. It’s going to be on at 2 pm EST, so no conflict with GH.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/beyond-the-gates/watch-the-first-preview-of-new-cbs-soap-beyond-the-gates

https://ew.com/beyond-the-gates-trailer-first-black-daytime-soap-in-35-years-8762458

🎄 Get Started…

There’s over 100 new Christmas movies airing. Better get moving on that.

https://ew.com/how-to-watch-christmas-movies-2024-8728376

There’s also the ones on constant rotation throughout the season. Like Elf, Christmas with the Kranks, and the classic National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

https://ew.com/national-lampoons-christmas-vacation-cast-then-now-8761993

🦉 Comics In the Wild…

Comedy, it’s not just for humans anymore.

https://people.com/nikon-comedy-wildlife-awards-winners-funniest-photos-8761534

🌝 Brightly Shone the Moon That Night…

Make a return trip tomorrow for soap and a dose of reality. Until then, stay safe; stay never arriving empty-handed as a guest (even if the host says the standard, just bring yourself); and stay ordering a mocktail if alcohol is not your friend.

December 13, 2024 – Another Patient Flatlines At GH, Soap Suds, VanderLockUp, Extra Charm, More Pilaf Please, Practically 10 Quotes & Hollis

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What I Watched Today

(The whole GH enchilada on Fridays; the other days, who knows?)

General Hospital

The restaurant manager tells Ava that her card has been declined. Does she have another card she’d like to try? Ava says she doesn’t understand. These cards should definitely work. Ric says, what about his? and the manager says, the second card Ric gave him has also been declined. Ava says, what is going on? and the manager says, they have a $179 bill before gratuities and now it seems they have no way to pay.

Dante and two other officers kick in the door at Windymere and find Lulu in the living room. She raises her hands and says, don’t shoot, officer. She smiles at Dante.

At the Quartermaines’, everyone is cheering the game, when Tracy turns it off. She says, it’s giving her a headache, and they yell for her to turn it back on. She messes with the phone and brings up the video of Willow and Drew getting busy instead. Everyone is shocked, but Tracy laughs out loud and Ned chuckles. Drew says, turn it off, but Tracy says, oh no. Let it play.

Drew shuts off the TV, and Ned says, they’d all thought he’d sunk as low as possible when he kissed Willow. Little did they know he was having sex with her, his nephew’s wife, in his daughter’s nursery. His father would be so proud. Drew tells him, back off. It’s none of his business. Ned says, Drew made it his business when he did that in this house, and Olivia says, that’s enough. Willow looks sick, and Tracy tells Nina, her daughter sleeping with the man she’s gotten so close to must really sting. Josslyn wonders how Willow could do that to Michael, and Trina says she didn’t think Drew was the kind of guy to mess with a married woman. Gio says, wait until Uncle Sonny hears about this. Drew is a dead man.

The manager asks if there’s another card Ric would like to try, but Ric says he’s down to his library card. The manager says he’s sure someday they’ll all look back on this and laugh, but today is not that day. Ric says he already made a few purchases against the check Ava gave him and now he’s overdrawn. (Seriously? He has no money saved?) He asks if there’s another form of payment they can accept. Maybe they can do dishes. Ava says she doesn’t wash dishes at home. She’s certainly not going to do them here. The manager says, maybe it’s time for him to call the police and have them sort it out, but Ava says, that’s not going to be necessary. It’s not a simple case of dine and dash here, especially not in these shoes. The manager says, they’re quite nice, but they won’t cover the bill, and Ava says, there’s been a bit of an unexpected hiccup here. They’ve called some people. Please just give them a little bit more time. Lucas walks in and says he got here as soon as he could. What’s going on? The manager says, his friends have run up quite a large bill and have no way to pay for it. He’s hoping that’s what Lucas is here for. Lucas hands him a credit card, and the manager says, hopefully, this one will go through. He leaves, and Lucas says, please tell him this isn’t why Ava had him rush over here.

Dante tells the officers that they can holster their weapons and asks them to hit the lights. He knows who this is. She’s only a danger to herself, maybe. Lulu says, hilarious, and Dante says he’s got this. He’ll see them back at the station. And call Windymere’s alarm company. Tell them that everything is working fine. It’s a false alarm. One of the officers says, they’ll call when they get back to the boat, and Dante asks him to send the boat back for them. They leave, and Dante says, no broken glass anywhere. How did she get in? She says, he knows her dad taught her how to pick locks before he taught her how to ride a bike, and he asks what she’s doing here. She knows there’s nothing but bad memories in this place. She says, Valentin and Charlotte lived here. She’s praying they left something behind that will help her find them, because she’s going to find her daughter and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop her.

Josslyn, Gio, and Trina go into the foyer, and Josslyn says she doesn’t really want to leave, but Trina says she thinks it’s best that they let the people involved talk. Josslyn says, but he’s her brother, and Trina says, yes, and he might need her later. For now, she thinks it’s best if they stay out here. Gio says he agrees with Trina, and Josslyn sighs and says, fine.

Carly hugs Michael, and Tracy says, Drew is every bit as despicable as she thought he was. Drew tells her to get off her moral high horse. Everyone knows her precious Ned slept with his aunt while she was still married. Ned says he had no idea Monica was his aunt when he slept with her, and Drew asks if he had any idea he was married to Lois when he and Kathryn Bell tied the knot. Ned says, that was a long time ago and Lois forgave him, and Drew says, that was her mistake. Brook tells him to keep her mother’s name out of his mouth. She’s not here to defend herself, but she can get Lois on the phone if he’d like to hear how she feels. Chase says, it’s probably best if no one calls anyone right now, and Brook says, fine, but if Drew says one more word about her mom… Ned says, the golden boy, thinking he was better than everyone else. Oh how the mighty have fallen – right on top of his nephew’s wife. Drew says, if he has to tell Ned to back off one more time, it’s going to get ugly, but Tracy says she thinks they passed ugly right around the time they saw Willow on top of him. Willow goes over to Michael and says, everyone else was shocked. He’s the one who took that video, isn’t he?

Michael says, Willow is right. He recorded it, accidentally. He wanted to check on the new nanny they hired, so he bought a nanny cam. He got a notification on his phone about activity in the nursery and when he checked his phone, that’s what he saw. She says she was with Drew that one time, on the day that Sam died, which means he’s had that video for weeks. Why did he play it now in front of everyone? She starts to cry and asks, why did he do this? Carly says she’s sorry, but Willow is cheating on Michael and trying to make it seem like it’s his fault? After everything he’s done for her, how could she treat him like this? Michael says, let him handle this, but Carly says she’s not going to let Willow try to gaslight him into thinking it’s his fault. Willow says, that’s not what she’s doing. She knows she was wrong. She gave in to her feelings for Drew and she regrets it more than she can say. But Michael has known she and Drew slept together for weeks, and he didn’t say anything. Why? Michael says, because he wanted to wait until after the holidays. He wanted the kids to have one more Christmas together as a family.

Ava thanks Lucas for coming and says she’s so sorry she had to call him. It really was an emergency. Lucas says, an emergency is when someone has a heart attack, not when you can’t pay for dinner, and Ava says, that very judgmental man Lucas just gave his credit card to was about to call the police. She was just acquitted of killing a baby. She can’t have any more run-ins with the law. Lucas says, that makes sense, when the manager comes back. He gives Lucas back his card, thanks him, and says, his card went through without a hitch. He leaves, and Ava asks if Lucas would like to stay and help them finish this dinner he so generously paid for. Lucas says, normally, he hates being a third wheel, but he didn’t have a chance to eat when he was at the hospital, so he’s going to take her up on that. He pulls a chair over and asks the manager if he can get a menu and another bottle of champagne. The manager holds out his hand, and Lucas says, oh, getting his card out again. The manager says, of course (🍷), sir, and Lucas sits down.

Dante tells Lulu, no other people have lived here since Valentin and Charlotte. (Huh? Weren’t Nikolas and Ava the last ones who lived there?) He’s sure whatever was theirs is long gone by now. She says, he’s probably right, but she’s going to tear this house apart board by board if there’s even the slightest chance of something that can help her find her daughter. He says, maybe don’t tell the cop about the future crimes she’s planning on committing, and she says, he’s off the hook. She’s already searched Windymere’s poorly maintained and not so secret tunnels. She didn’t find anything. He says he gets it. They all have someone they love so much, they’re willing to do anything for them. Even coming back to a place that gives you nightmares. She says, people make all kinds of sacrifices for love. Some people care about someone so much, they’re willing to do anything for them, even give their own life if it comes down to it. He says, doesn’t he know it, and she says she’s so sorry. He must hate her so much.

Dante says he doesn’t hate Lulu. He never could. Why would she say something like that? She says, Lucky told her about Sam being her donor, and he says he wanted to tell her about that. It was just crazy. There was a lot going on and she woke up with no warning. She says, her waking up from a four-year coma required a warning? and he says, it would have been good to get a heads up. He could have prepared things like clothes, and food, and Rocco. She says she was so focused on how weird everything was for her. She’s sorry. She didn’t even think about how crazy it was for him and Rocco. He says, crazy doesn’t even scratch the surface. When he saw her, he wanted to ask her a lot of things. There were a lot of things he wanted to tell her. She says, he must have been overwhelmed. She was. But she appreciates him not dumping four years of life on her all at once. He says he wanted to tell her about Sam, and she says she understands why he didn’t. It would have been hard to handle learning that Sam died saving her while her head was spinning. But she knows that now and it’s obvious how much Sam loved him. He says, she did, but she didn’t help Lulu because of him and Rocco. That’s just who she was. She says, his expression changes when he talks about her. It’s also obvious how much he loved Sam. He says he still does. He just can’t believe she’s gone. But he wants her to know he’s happy she’s awake, and it’s just really challenging to balance that with losing Sam. She puts her hand on his arm and says she knows he and Rocco are grieving. And she understands what her waking up cost Sam… and him.

Josslyn says she already knows how this is going to play out. Michael is just going to forgive Willow for cheating on him. Trina says, it’s Michael’s life. He’s the only one who gets to choose how he handles this. Josslyn says she doesn’t want to see him get hurt again. She’s got to get out of here. She can’t look at Drew’s smug face anymore. She’s going to see Dex in the hospital. She leaves, and Gio says he thinks he’s had enough of this Quartermaine party time too. He’s going to go practice now. Trina says she’s probably going to work on her Art History project… On second thought, does he still have that all-access stadium pass he got when he was playing the National Anthem earlier? He says, yeah. Why?

Chase, Brook, and Sasha walk into the nook, Sasha carrying a plate of hors d’oeuvres. She puts it on the table and says, might as well dig in. Chase says, thanks, and Brook says, that was quite a party. She really thought Drew was different, but he’s really living up to the Quartermaine name. Chase asks what she means, and Brook says, fidelity isn’t exactly a top priority for the Quartermaines and they sleep with people they’re not married to. Not her. Obviously. She takes Chase’s arm and says, lucky for him, loyalty and fidelity mean everything to the Cerullos and she’s a Cerullo through and through. He says he’s glad, but he wasn’t worried in the least. Because he knows her and what kind of person she is and he has complete faith in her. They kiss and he says he has been thinking about something though. Maybe he and Sasha shouldn’t have played God with Michael and Willow’s lives all those years ago. Maybe Michael and Willow were never meant to be together.

Willow says she wanted the same thing, one more Christmas as a family. She was going to tell Michael after. Carly says, well, thank God Tracy spared her from having to tell Michael that she slept with his uncle, and Olivia says, okay. They can all stop judging each other. There are no saints in this room. Carly says, is she kidding? What if it were Dante whose life was blown apart? Olivia says she thinks Michael can speak for himself, and Carly says, Willow had an amazing life with Michael. He supported her career. He took care of her when she was sick. He gave her a family and she threw it away. Willow walks out, and Carly tells Drew, and you, you son of a bitch. She knew Jason had a reason for going after him. Jason knew he slept with Willow, didn’t he? He finally found someone who would put him first, even if it meant destroying a family. She hopes it was worth it. He says he’s not going to talk about this in front of the entire family, and Tracy laughs. She says, but he was willing to sleep with Willow in this house where anyone could have walked in on them. He involved them in his tawdriness, so he doesn’t get to keep anything private. Ned says, she’s right, and Tracy says, even his father Alan, with his terrible taste in women and string of sordid affairs, never would have stooped this low. He never would have slept with his nephew’s wife.

Carly goes upstairs, and Drew says, this wasn’t anything that he planned. A woman he once loved, the mother of his child, had just died (getting out my tiny violin) and he was a wreck. He was falling apart and Willow reached out to him. Ned says, I’ll say she did, and Drew says, shut your damn mouth. What happened between him and Willow is between them. It’s none of his damn business. Tracy says she thinks they already determined that it is, and Drew says, just stay out of his life. Please. She says, gladly. And by the way, she thinks he should move to DC now, because once Monica finds out that he slept with Michael’s wife, she’s going to kick him out. And they’re going to leak the video and show the whole world what a low life he is. Drew says, they can do whatever they want to him. Just don’t hurt Willow. Michael says, so now he’s worried about how his actions will affect Willow.

Sasha says she doesn’t see it that way. Michael and Willow wouldn’t have been together this long if there wasn’t something real between them. Chase says, that’s true, and Sasha says she really tries not to judge people and doesn’t want to think badly of Willow, but she’s really struggling to understand why she would cheat on Michael with Drew. Brook says she was shocked too, but he did save Willow’s life by bringing Leisl Obrecht back to Port Charles. It had to change the way she feels about him. Sasha says, that’s understandable, but Willow has this starry-eyed view of Drew. If Drew was the decent guy he wants everyone to think he is, he would have been flattered and left it at that. Brook says, Willow’s a big girl. She’s responsible for her actions too. Chase says, there’s plenty of blame to go around here. Sasha says, none of it is Michael’s, or her and Chase’s for something they did years ago.

Dante says he should have told Lulu about Sam a lot sooner. He’s sorry about that. He didn’t want it to affect her health negatively. She says, he has nothing to feel guilty about, and he says, not about Sam, but he messed up when she went into that coma. She asks, how? and he says he didn’t keep Rocco and Charlotte together. He just let Valentin take her. She says, that would have been next to impossible to get custody of Charlotte. Remember how hard they fought the first time? And she wouldn’t have been there to help. He says, yeah. Valentin is her father, and she wanted to be with him. She says, none of this is his fault. It’s Valentin’s. He manipulated Charlotte so she would never want to get to know the Spencer side of the family. He says his mom kept her close to the Spencers, and she says she’s glad Valentin at least allowed that to happen. But he’s still keeping the fact that she’s awake away from her daughter. She hates that, because of him, she can’t tell Charlotte that she loves her. It does feel like a piece of her is missing without Charlotte here. He says, they’re both going through a lot right now. He’s grieving Sam. He’s going to be doing that the rest of his life. But right now, she’s looking for Charlotte and that’s what’s important right now. So if she wants to tear Windymere apart top to bottom, he’s here to do that with her.

At the stadium, a reporter congratulates Tai on the PCU victory and says, but for most of the game, it looked like a stunning defeat. How did he pull off this win? Kai says, a lot of credit goes to their offensive line. Their defense is great too. They kept him in the game until he could figure out a way to get the ball into the endzone. The reporter says, he certainly did that. Congratulations again and good luck in the upcoming Bowl game. Kai thanks him, and the reporter says, that’s quarterback Kai, taking PCU to their first Bowl game ever. He and Kai shake hands, he thanks Kai and leaves with the camera crew. Kai sees Trina and asks if he should alert security that there’s an intruder in the tunnels. She says, very funny, but no. Her friend just played the National Anthem and gave her his pass. He says, the guy with the violin. He was amazing. Trina says, that’s sweet. She’ll tell him that Kai said that. Kai says, please do. He didn’t expect to see her today, especially not down here. She says she just came to congratulate him, and he says, on their Art History project? She says, no, but she did read what he sent her, and she thought it was amazing. She came to congratulate him on the game. He says he thought football wasn’t her thing, and she says, it wasn’t, but she watched it with some people who are totally into it and they were losing it over his performance. And that was just in someone’s living room, so she can’t imagine what it’s like when he’s playing in an actual stadium. He says, it’s very, very loud, and she says she bets. He had a lot of people rooting for him and he was amazing.

Josslyn comes out of the hospital elevator and doesn’t see anyone around. She hears beeping and Isaiah asking for vitals and saying, continue chest compressions. She goes to Dex’s room and listens at the door. She opens it and sees Isaiah using the defibrillator on Dex. Anna comes up behind Josslyn and says, come with me.

Kai says he was just doing his thing, and Trina says, maybe, but his thing is incredibly difficult. She’s been really hard on him and she’s sorry. He says, no. She’s been calling him out on things he needed to be called out on. He’s glad she held him to high standards. Because of her, he looked into his class schedule and discovered things he never would have known. So he’s grateful actually. She says, that’s nice considering she guilted him into staying up all night and working on their project. He was so exhausted, he almost got killed on the field today. She’s sorry. He says, that’s not why he didn’t play well for most of the game. Llanview’s defensive ends are some of the best in the league. They did a good job of keeping PCU’s offense from finding its rhythm. She says, it all sounds like gibberish to her, and he says he remembers. Football’s not her thing. She says, it isn’t, but she’d like to learn more about it today. Starting with everything he just said. Something about defensive enders? He says, defensive ends, and she says, sounds like a good place to start.

Anna tells Josslyn that she stopped by to check on Dex. When she got to his room, they were already working on him. Josslyn says, but she was just talking to him on the phone. Like, just now. They were talking and laughing and joking. Anna says, when she just talked to him, he was fine too, and Josslyn says, maybe it’s a reaction to one of his medications. Maybe he’s in anaphylactic shock. He could have a blood clot. They were using the defibrillator which has to do with the heart. Anna says, they’re just guessing right now. The best thing to do – she knows it’s hard – is to wait for his doctor to come out and tell them. Josslyn says, yeah, but seeing him like that… Anna suggests they just focus on him having the best of care. She’s going to call Josslyn’s mom. She starts to make the call, and Josslyn says, Dex is so young and healthy. She was told that the injury wasn’t even that serious, so he’s going to be fine. He’s recovered from a lot worse. So he’s going to be fine now. She knows he’s going to be fine. Anna puts down the phone and smooths Josslyn’s hair.

Ava thanks Lucas for rushing over. She’s going to pay him back as soon as she gets things straightened out with her bank. Lucas asks if she’s having problems with them, and she says she assumes so. She’s waiting for a call back from her business manager. Everything was fine yesterday. Now her credit cards don’t work, her debit cards don’t work, nothin’. Ric says his accounts are frozen too. Probably because the check Ava gave him for his legal services bounced. (I’m not getting how Ric has no money other than that check.) Lucas asks if Ava thinks her identity was stolen. That’s been happening a lot these days. Ava says, who on earth would want her identity right now? She’s so sorry she disrupted Lucas’s night. She’s sure he has better things to do than come here. He says he had plans, but she seemed desperate, and he had the feeling he wasn’t her first call. She says, he wasn’t, but he’s the only one who came.

Lulu and Dante walk into the living room, Dante carrying a box. She says she knew she’d find something to lead her to Charlotte, but he tells her not to get her hopes up. She says, that’s the Cassadine crest, and he says, it is, but this could belong to Nikolas or Victor or Spencer. Ava lived here. This could be hers. She says, that’s why they have to get it open, and she knows he’s curious about what’s in there too. He says he guesses he wouldn’t mind seeing, and she picks the lock. She says, got it, and opens the box. She takes out a sparkly top and smells it. She says, this was Charlotte’s, and holds it to her chest. She takes out a toy horse and says she got Charlotte this. She loves horses and she wanted to get Charlotte one that she could carry around and play with. She searched all over for the perfect gift because she wanted Charlotte to like her. She just left it here. He says he thinks she’s looking at it the wrong way. She kept it. It’s got to mean something.

Nina and Willow go into the gatehouse, and Nina says, Willow can stay at her place for the night, or maybe a few nights. Willow says she doesn’t think she can do this. She doesn’t want to take Wiley and Amelia away from Michael, not without telling him first. Nina says, listen to her. They have to play this smart, really smart. Michael is one of the richest, most powerful men in the state. He has connections on both sides of the law. He is a Quartermaine and a Spencer and a Corinthos. All those people are going to take his side and go against her. This is going to get ugly. Willow says, Michael would never do anything to hurt his children, and Nina says, he’d do everything to protect them. Willow says, from her? and Nina says, this is war. If Willow wants any chance of getting custody or even seeing her children ever again, she’ll go get them right now.

Michael says, the time to worry about Willow would have been before Drew slept with her, and Tracy says, Michael’s right. Where was Drew’s concern when he was playing footsie with Michael’s wife? Drew tells them that he’s just saying he doesn’t want Willow dragged into a scandal. He doesn’t want Scout to read about this online when she’s still grieving her mother. Olivia says she agrees with Drew, and Tracy asks if she’s out of her mind. Olivia says, that footage goes public, it only hurts innocent people, and Tracy says, that footage didn’t look innocent to her. Olivia says she’s talking about the kids. Amelia and Wiley, and as Drew just pointed out, Scout just lost her mother. She’s gone through more than any human should have to go through. If this gets out, she will certainly hear about it, and it’s the last thing that kid needs. Whatever blowback Drew deserves, the children do not deserve this, and Tracy knows she’s right. She and Tracy leave, and Drew tells Michael that he knows how badly this footage could play out. For him, absolutely, but for everyone. That’s out of his hands now. It’s up to Michael.

Kai teaches Trina some football stuff, and she says she wants to learn. That way, she’ll know what people are talking about the next time she watches a game. He says, so there’s going to be a next time? She says, yeah, sure, and he says, she’s just in time. They only have one more game and it’s going to be a big one. She says, bigger than this one? and he says, way bigger. The Bowl game. She says she’s not missing that. What’s a Bowl game? He says, just watch and she’ll see, and she says, okay. She kind of wanted to talk to him about something. She really thinks they should do the presentation together. So is the extension still a possibility?

Chase says, when Willow left him for Michael, he was so angry and jealous of him. He thought Michael got everything and he was left with nothing. Sasha says, breakups are hard, and he says, they are, but that wasn’t his point. He was wrong to think he’d never fall in love again. He didn’t realize how wrong – he takes Brook’s hand – until he met Brook. Willow is great, but she wasn’t right for him. He couldn’t see that until he found the person who was. Brook is perfect for him and she always will be. Brook says, right back at him.

Ava’s phone ding-a-lings and she says she’s still getting alerts. She doesn’t have any more credit cards to cancel… It seems she has had something stolen. Just not her identity. She hands Ric her phone and says, please tell her this isn’t saying what she thinks it’s saying. Lucas asks what it says, and she tells him that her entire divorce settlement from Nikolas, the Cassadines have taken it back.

Josslyn asks Anna, what’s taking so long? They should have heard by now. Isaiah comes out of Dex’s room, and Josslyn asks, how’s Dex? He says he’s sorry. They did everything they could. Dex didn’t make it. Josslyn says, what?

The monitor is on flatline, and it’s turned off. Elizabeth removes the tubes attached to Dex and says, this isn’t right. He’s the second person to die like this. It just doesn’t make any sense. Something very wrong is going on here.

Lulu says, they should get going, and Dante says he’d love to, but they’ve got to wait for the boat. She says, islands. They’re a real pain in the butt sometimes. He says, especially this one, and she says, it’s stuffy in here. Does he want to wait outside and get some fresh air? She picks up the box and he asks if she’s kidding him with that right now. She says, this box is coming with her, even though it technically doesn’t belong to her. She knows he’s a cop and doesn’t expect him to get involved. He says, which part? The trespassing, the destruction of personal property, or the theft of stolen goods? She says, all of it, but he says he already is. He takes the box from her and says, why doesn’t she hold the door, and he’ll carry her box of stolen stuff? She says, gladly, and they go outside.

Tracy says, Drew is taking advantage of the Quartermaine name and laughing at them while he’s doing it. Ned says, he spent a lot of time buttering up Monica, only to turn around and sleep with Willow, and Olivia says, what Drew did was despicable, but however they feel about him, if Michael wants to make things up with Willow, they have to support him… Right? Ned says, of course (🍷), and Tracy says, once a cheater, always a cheater, but if that’s what Michael wants, she can play nice with Willow. Olivia says, good. Because Michael is going to have to know they’re here for him, no matter what.

Michael says he won’t be the one who leaks the video, for all the reasons Drew mentioned. To protect his children, to protect Drew’s daughter, to protect Willow from her own humiliating mistake. And that protects Drew too. So Drew is using them to protect his own reputation. So much for Willow’s hero. Drew says, Michael knows nothing about him and Willow, and Michael says, yeah? Why doesn’t Drew tell him?

Nina says, first one to the car gets a treat, and tells Wiley not to trip. Willow says, sorry they had to wake them up. They’re going over to Grandma Nina’s for a little sleepover adventure. Wiley says, okay! and Nina says, let’s go, but before they get to the door, Carly walks in. She asks where they’re all going in such a hurry. They wouldn’t be trying to take Michael’s children away from him, would they?

On Monday, Portia tells someone to take a step back from patient care; Drew asks Michael, would Willow have cheated if it wasn’t real; and Willow says, what happens next isn’t up to Carly.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

You know this now, but still, what a shock.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/evan-hofer-out-at-general-hospital

This is actually kind of ick. No. No future.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/cameron-mathison-previews-drew-and-willows-future-on-gh

This happened today, but I’m sure it’s on YouTube. Alan Locher does a great interview.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/chat-live-with-soap-star-rick-hearst

Gio’s side gig is impressive.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/giovanni-mazzas-new-film-is-premiering-at-sundance

Love this story!

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/kimberly-mccullough-opens-up-about-her-son-otis

I didn’t know he’d been in GH, but I doff my cap.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/general-hospital-alum-michael-cole-dead-at-84

🍸 Not a Good VanderLook…

So I guess he’s drinking again? That’s a real shame.

https://people.com/vanderpump-rules-james-kennedy-arrested-on-suspicion-of-domestic-violence-8760616

Wow. It didn’t take long for his life to start unraveling.

https://people.com/vanderpump-rules-james-kennedy-removed-from-las-vegas-residency-following-domestic-violence-arrest-8761602

Team Thirsty has to put in their two cents. Bitch, please.

https://people.com/rachel-leviss-reacts-to-james-kennedy-domestic-violence-arrest-8760749

But for how long? Not if he keeps this up.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/13/james-kennedy-ally-lewber-not-splitting-after-domestic-violence-arrest/

👒 Working Like a Charm…

Yeah, Shep did a really weird toast at the Easter dinner too. Something about Jesus and Pontius Pilate, but it didn’t make a whole lot of sense and had nothing to do with Easter. It was just weird.

Wow. When Venita gives up on you, you’re hopeless.

So glad it’s only a rumor. I’d hate to see Craig regress, even if he doesn’t think pandas are real.

🪓 But It’s an Undisputed Masterpiece…

I think this film is perfect as is. Christian Bale is Patrick Bateman.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/american-psycho-remake-austin-butler-patrick-bateman

🐕 It’s a Dog’s Life…

I’m pretty sure Pilaf is living a better life than I am, but I’m okay with that.

https://www.instyle.com/demi-moore-molly-ringwald-dogs-photos-8759246

https://www.instyle.com/demi-moore-snake-print-bikini-pilaf-birthday-8743074

📫 Quotes of the Week

We’re not in the Midnight Realm. It’s just the suburbs. –  Owen (Justice Smith), I Saw the TV Glow

All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another. – Anatole France

It is, of course, quite true that God will not love you any the less, or have less use for you, if you happen to have been born with a very second-rate brain. He has room for people with very little sense, but He wants everyone to use what sense they have.C. S. Lewis, from Mere Christianity (He sounds like Anthony Hopkins in my head.)

Do I seem like the kind of guy who has the energy to argue?Niles Valentine, 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days

Thoughts lead on to purposes; purposes go forth in action; actions form habits; habits decide character; and character fixes our destiny. – Tyron Edwards

When we talk about understanding, surely it takes place only when the mind listens completely — the mind being your heart, your nerves, your ears- when you give your whole attention to it. – Jiddu Krishnamurti

There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them.Ray Bradbury

Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it. – Ann Landers

As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead. Cause if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious. – Caleb Wilde, from a post on X or what we still call Twitter

⛄️ Pretending He’s Parson Brown…

Amid your holiday or everyday tasks, take time to smell the poinsettias. Then join me on Monday for soap and Deck doings. Until then, stay safe; stay not drinking and driving home from holiday events (I can never say it enough); and stay never sleeping with your nephew’s wife.

July 16, 2024 – Anna Gives Jason the Evidence, Soap Bubbles, No Cringe Here, Jersey Shakedown, Charm To Come, Agatha, Feline Fatty & Heat

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts, recaps, and the whole GH enchilada on Fridays)

General Hospital

Dex comes to the pool in his uniform and tells Josslyn that he’s here on his lunch break. She says she likes his blues, but he says, his unform is nothing compared to hers (i.e. her swimsuit).

John goes to Ava’s hotel room, and she says she’s been looking forward to their meeting all day. She’s sleep deprived though, between hearing the elevator and the people at the pool and being without her daughter and knowing if she’s safe, she’s awake most of the night. He thanks her for being willing to help, and she says she’s at her wit’s end trying to get Avery away from Sonny. He says, the best way to protect Avery and herself is to build a case against Sonny.

Willow goes to the penthouse and asks Sonny if she’s interrupting. He says, she and the kids are welcome any time. What’s wrong? She says, maybe she’s being presumptuous, but she decided to come after she had a conversation with her mother. Sonny asks, since when are she and Nina talking? and she says, since she decided let go of her anger.

Nina slaps Drew and says, you son of a bitch. You kissed my daughter. He says he deserved that, but calm down. (Apparently, Drew doesn’t know that he should never say that to a woman.) He knows there’s no excuse and knows it was wrong. She says, he doesn’t look remorseful, and he says he got lost in the moment – the applause, the congratulations, and the fireworks. He was there with a beautiful woman who was happy for him, and it just happened. Nina wonders how Willow missed his rampant narcissism. Willow is an idealist and can’t see the real Drew Cain… She means, the real Drew Quartermaine. It’s time she broke through that and told Willow that her hero is sleeping with her mother.  

Anna asks Jason to hear her out, but he says he has been hearing her. It’s been nearly three years, and he needs the phone. She says, it’s too soon, but he says, it’s the only way to get Carly out from under the FBI. She says she can’t let Cates take Valentin away.

John says, Ava was living with Sonny and has a past with him and the Jerome family. She must have insight into his organization. She says, it all happened so fast, and offers him some wine, but he says, not while he’s on duty. She pours a glass for herself and says she’s feeling unsettled. She’s used to a juggling act with the gallery and scheduling all of Avery’s activities. Without it, she’s felt so out of sync and alone. He says, that’s why she needs to build a case against Sonny to get her daughter back. He puts his phone on record, but she turns it off and says, his help means so much, but to be honest, she’s afraid of Sonny. If she lets him record her, it could make its way back to Sonny, and he’s harsh when it comes to betrayal. It’s the ultimate sin. He says, they have ways to protect her, but she says she’s not going into hiding while Avery is still with Sonny. He’s erratic and dangerous. He’s pushed his family away, except for his daughter Kristina. He actually blames her for outing Kristina’s girlfriend. As if she cares; it’s not her business. John says, his job is to put Sonny away, and if she helps him, it’s to both their advantages. She says, it’s not that simple. Many have tried and failed to put Sonny away, and who among them is still breathing? He gives her his word that he doesn’t give up his sources, and she says she’ll think about it. Knowing she has his support makes her feel more at ease. He leaves and she closes the door.

Willow tells Sonny that seeing Drew give up his grudge against Nina when he had the right to hold onto it forever, made her realize that hanging onto her pain and resentment was only hurting her. She gained nothing by depriving her kids of someone who truly wants to love them. Sonny says, all Nina wants is to love them and be a part of their lives, and Willow says, they’re taking it slow, but she realizes there’s room in her life for her mom. All she wants is for all of them to be happy. He asks if she’s lobbying for him and Nina to get back together, and she says, no, but they’d genuinely seemed happy, and she knows Nina loves him. He says, he wants Nina to be happy, and with Willow and the children in her life, she will be.

Drew says, if Nina was going to tell Willow about them, she should have done it when Willow told her about the kiss, but Nina says she thought it was more important that Willow confide in her than exposing his feet of clay. What was he thinking? Willow is married to his nephew, and they have small children. He should have better control of himself. He says, something happened in that moment, but it was a mistake and won’t happen again. He respects Willow and cares about her happiness and family. It was an isolated moment, like Nina and Sonny in Nixon Falls. He’s not throwing it in her face, but he understands it was a bad impulse and Nina got carried away. Nina says she knows Drew thinks it was just a moment, but Willow is drowning in guilt. She’s agonizing about telling Michael, but she told Willow to make the choice to move on. She hopes Drew allows it. He says, of course (🍷) he will. Whatever she thinks, he has not and will not pursue Willow.  

Jason asks if Anna wants Valentin to go free. Did she tip him off? She says, it’s about Charlotte. She’s back from school and home with her father. Think about Danny and Jake. If Valentin goes down, he’ll be gone a lot longer than three years. What happens to his daughter then? He says he can’t believe they’ve been working together, and he finally got what he needed… She says, he will get it. She almost took Charlotte’s life. He says, she keeps punishing herself for that, and now she’s going to punish him. She says, Valentin is all Charlotte has. Her mother is in a coma and Laura is already raising one grandchild. She refuses to separate Charlotte and Valentin. Charlotte forgave her. Her voice breaks and she says she can’t repay that by damaging Charlotte more and leaving her fatherless and alone. She won’t do it.

Josslyn asks if Gio will make sure no one drowns in the pool, and he says, no one is in the pool. She says, even better. She needs to have a word with Dex. They step away and kiss in the hallway. She asks if he remembers how upset she was when he first joined the PCPD, and he says, of course (🍷). She says, because she was so focused on the downside, she forgot the upside – his uniform. He asks if anyone could be wearing it, but she says, the uniform is great, but it’s him in it, confident and sure of himself. It makes him so hot. They kiss again.

Lois comes to the pool and says she has exciting news for Gio. A friend of hers who works in the city lost a violinist for a string quartet used on Broadway soundtracks. The violinist broke his arm, and she talked Gio up. Her friend is going to hold a spot for him. What does he say? Does he hear that? It’s opportunity knocking. Is he ready for the bright lights?

Drew says, what he did was awful, but he’s not so awful that he’d take advantage of Willow, and Nina says she needed to hear him say it. He says he’s seen Nina work to reconcile with Willow and he admires the fact she didn’t give up. He knows it’s good for both her and Willow that Willow confided in her. Nina says, it felt nice, but the details weren’t, and Drew tells her not to worry about the details. It won’t happen again. She says she’s choosing to believe him. Don’t make her regret it. She believes in him and will make sure he has The Invader’s endorsement. He thanks her, but says, it’s not a quid pro quo. She says, her main concern is Willow’s peace of mind, and he says, maybe it’s time they came to a new understanding.

John asks what Ava can tell him about Sonny’s organization, and she says, not much. Julian kept her out of all that. Julian and Sonny’s world is brutal. He says, she must have heard things, and she says she and her brother were close. She was exposed to things, but didn’t want to involve herself. She preferred to focus on beauty, art, and her gallery. And of course (🍷) her daughter Kiki. She was raising Kiki alone, but she’s no longer with them. He says he’s sorry for her loss, and she says, Julian made more than his share of mistakes, but she loved him anyway. He asks why she turned up with Sonny at Selina Wu’s warehouse the night of the sniper attack, and she says, Sonny insisted she go. Maybe as a human shield, maybe to intimidate Selina. The Jerome family name still holds weight. She was in no position to refuse. He says, she seemed defensive and protective of Sonny, and she says she supposes she was. They were getting along better then, and she was trying to appease him for her and Avery’s sakes. On one hand, Sonny was offering protection, but on the other, he was often a target himself.

Jason says he feels for Charlotte. She’s just a kid and doesn’t deserve this, but that’s on Valentin. He made his choices. Charlotte won’t be alone; she’s got family. Anna says, it’s not the same thing, and Jason says he understands. He’s heard the pain in his sons’ voices asking where he’s been, why he didn’t reach out, and wondering if he cares for them. He won’t let them down again. She says, that happened with her and Robin. She won’t ask him to sacrifice his relationship with his sons. She’s just asking him to trust her for two hours more.

Gio tells Lois that he appreciates the opportunity, but he already promised Ava and Trina that he’d play at a gallery opening and he’s committed to PCU’s summer concert series. Lois says she’s sure someone can cover for him at PCU, and she knows Trina and Ava won’t mind. This is professional work. It’s Broadway, baby. Think of the exposure. And once you’re in, you’re in. He says he supposes they could find a replacement, but his scholarship at PCU is contingent on the concert series. She says, they can talk to the head of the department and explain the situation. College is supposed to prepare you for the real world, and this is a real-world professional opportunity he’s being offered on the road to stardom. No one deserves it more.

Willow says she has a confession. She didn’t come here to talk about Nina. It’s about Michael. Sonny protests, but she says, just hear her out. Michael is her everything. They have a beautiful life and he takes good care of her and their children. She knows Michael is in pain over their estrangement. Michael loves Sonny; he still does. Sonny says, some things just can’t be forgiven, and Willow says, they both know what it feels like to be lied to in order to be protected. The insult and betrayal are hard to get past. Michael did both to her in the name of love, but she got over it. Look at her and Nina now. The healing feels so much better. Sonny’s phone rings, and he picks it up. He says, Diane… Where is she? He’s been trying to call all morning… He doesn’t give a damn. She’s on retainer. Tell her to call him back immediately. He hangs up, and tells Willow, sorry. She says, upsetting news? and he says, Diane is annoying. He pays her a lot of money. She can call him herself, not have an associate do it. Ava is trying to take his daughter away and he’s going to fight tooth and nail to make sure Avery stays with him.

John asks about Sonny’s connection to Anna, and Ava says she’s wondered about that herself. They go way back and are thick as thieves. She suspects that’s why Sonny has remained a free man. They bonded over Robin, and John says, Ava was a captive audience when he and Sonny faced off, dredging up that history. Sorry. She says, it explained a lot about both of them. John is still grieving his brother and his wife. He says, that’s all for now. He’ll let her think on things, and he’ll come back when she’s ready to talk. Give some thought to making a statement. He thinks that’s the best way to go. She says she’ll think about it. May she call him John? He says, of course (🍷), and she says, it’s comforting having him around. They’ll talk soon. He leaves, and in the hallway, his phone rings. He says, no. It wasn’t for him. The champagne was for a source he’s grooming… Yemen? This is the first he’s hearing about a shipment… It does seem Pikeman is still in play. He’s narrowing down a person of interest, but needs time …. He understands. He expects information soon…

Anna says she’ll go to Valentin and warn him that he’s done. The FBI is coming for him. He’ll take Charlotte and run. Jason says, the FBI wants the head of Pikeman, but she says, they just needed him identified to let Jason go. They’ll cast global nets, but she bets they won’t find him. But it won’t matter. Jason will have fulfilled his end of the deal. Jason says, she’s asking that he trust Cates will honor his end of the deal without having Valentin in custody, but she says she’s asking him to trust her. It would have taken a lot longer without her help. He has the evidence because of her and all she’s asking is that he wait two hours before turning it over. Please. She’s running out of time. he says, she’d better be right, and she says she’ll do everything in her power make sure he doesn’t regret it. She promises. She gives him the phone and says she’s trusting him now. He sighs and says, okay. He has what he needs. Do what she wants with Valentin. She dashes out the door.

Willow says she’s sorry that Sonny is going through this, and he says, they’ve been down this road several times. Willow says she’s happy to help, and he says he appreciates the effort, but doesn’t want Michael involved. Michael had someone spy on him. It’s not easy to swallow. She says, Michael knows he made a mistake. At least consider forgiveness. He says, she’s sweet and tenacious. He always liked that about her. He’ll think about it. She thanks him, and says she needs to follow her own advice. She’s in no position to judge anyone. They all make mistakes, and she needs to focus on making amends for what she’s done. He says he’s sure she’ll fix it, and she says she hopes so. For him and Michael too. She thanks him and leaves.

Josslyn says she and Dex can’t do this here. She has to work. He says his lunch break isn’t the way he pictured it. It’s way better. She says, it’s his fault for showing up looking handsome, and he asks if he should steer clear from now on. She says, don’t you dare, and they kiss.

On the phone, Ava says, they’ll talk tomorrow at the gallery, when there’s a knock at the door. She opens it to Natalia and asks what Natalia wants. Natalia says, clarity. She regrets her remarks, but she can’t figure out Ava’s endgame in recording her secretly and releasing what she said.

Nina says she thought she and Drew already had an understanding, and he says, instead of mutual loathing, they’ve moved to mutual cooperation. She says she hasn’t been completely mercenary. She admires Larry McConkey and values his friendship with her father. She wouldn’t have introduced him to Drew if she didn’t think Drew had something worthwhile. Drew says, and he never would have facilitated a reconciliation with Willow if he thought Nina would hurt her. His faith in her has been justified. She says she never thought he’d apply those words to her, and Drew says, same. She says, they’ve come a long way, and he says, it’s time to put the contempt behind them. Which begs the question, what – if anything – is left? Nina’s phone rings, and Madison says, Sonny is here to see her.

Sonny goes to Nina’s office and says he doesn’t mean to interrupt, but Nina says she and Drew have reached a stopping point. He tells Drew, congrats on his candidacy, and Drew says, that means lot, but his vote means more. Drew leaves, and Nina asks if Sonny wants something to drink, but he says he doesn’t have too much time. He doesn’t know what Ava told her, but he’s moved her out and he’s filing for sole custody. Avery belongs with her father. Nina says, good, and he asks if she’s seen through Ava. If not, Nina can’t trust her. Nina says her eyes have been opened regarding Ava, and Sonny says, he imagines Nina’s wake-up call was no more pleasant than his.  

Ava says, believe it or not, she didn’t intend to record Natalia. She was in the middle of something for work and didn’t realize until after Natalia left. When she listened to the conversation, she thought the world deserved to know what Natalia’s poor daughter had to endure, her judgement about the right to love who she chooses. It was appalling. Natalia says, Blaze’s reputation and career were shattered. She was dropped by her label. Ava says, Blaze is talented and will win out in the end. Natalia has shown herself to be an awful person and a worse mother. Not even Sonny is going to have anything to do with her. Natalia says, Sonny is furious about the recording, but not with her.

Gio tells Lois that he appreciates the offer to play on the album, but doesn’t see how he can take it. She says she just doesn’t want him to miss out on this incredible opportunity, but if it’s not the right gig, no pressure. He says, it would be fantastic if he was still in the city, but he doesn’t like going back on commitments. She says, no Cerullo does, and he says, more important, he likes living here. He likes PCU and the music department, and he likes his job. He likes the people he’s met. Lois says, even the Quartermaines? and he says, especially the Quartermaines. She says, even Tracy? and he says, he doesn’t know Tracy well, but she can be… Lois says, intimidating? but he tells her that he was going to say standoffish. She’s letting him stay at the house. Lois says, it’s not up to her. The house belongs to Monica. Gio says, somebody gave it to her, and Lois says, Alan, God rest his soul, was a wonderful man. He’d love Gio staying there, just like Monica. If… When Tracy decides to bully him, be polite, but don’t let her push him around.

There’s a frantic knock at Valentin’s door, and he lets Anna in. She asks where Charlotte is, and he says, she’s with friends. Anna says, call her and tell her to come home immediately and that he’ll explain when she gets here. She’s still packed, right? Does he have a have go bag? He asks, what happened? What has she done? She says she turned him into the FBI as head of Pikeman. He has to leave the country immediately.

Nina says she was naïve to think Ava was capable of having a female friend. She’s never known Ava to have one. She doesn’t know why she thought that would change, especially given their unique history. They were doomed to fail. Sonny says he’s sorry, and Nina says, it was nice to have someone to rely on, until they became a lying backstabber. Ava played her. Never again. Why did Sonny come to her? He says, Ava filed a custody suit and means to say he’s mentally unstable. He knows he and Nina have been through tough times, but wants to know, when they ask her to take the stand, what will she say? She says she doesn’t think Ava is foolish enough to subpoena her, but she’ll tell the truth. Sonny is an exemplary father and Avery adores him. He says, it didn’t end well with them. He could have done things differently and he’s owning up to that, not just saying it. She thanks him and says she loves Avery and wants the best for her. He says, life goes on. They’re trying. She asks what he’s trying to say, and he says, she buried the hatchet with Drew. Can she do the same with him?

Valentin dumps the books off the shelf where the phone was and asks if Anna did this. She turned him in? She says, they don’t have time to talk about their feelings right now. He has to be ready to go. Listen to her. He asks if any of it was real. Them finding each other, their nights together. Anna cries and says, he knows it was. She’s risking everything to warn him. He’s got to get away. He asks if she wants him to thank her, but she says, it’s not about him. It’s about Charlotte. She needs him in her life, and he needs her in his. He takes out his phone, and calls Charlotte. He asks if she’s on her way home… Good. He’ll see her when she gets here. Anna says, take Charlotte and go and… don’t contact her again. He says, there’s another plan. Come with him.

John knocks on Jason’s door, but there’s no answer. He tries the doorknob, but it’s locked. He yells, open up! Inside, Jason sits looking at the laptop, and John yells that he wants full disclosure. Everything Jason knows or he loses the deal and so does Carly. Jason looks at the clock.

Tomorrow, Gio tells Josslyn that he may have overstayed his welcome; Anna asks Valentin why he risked it all for Pikeman; and Jason tells John that he should think twice before listening to anything that woman has to say.

🧼  All the Soap News Fit To Print…

What they did on their summer vacation.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/gallery/general-hospital/dex-and-the-city-evan-hofer-shares-his-big-apple-adventure

https://www.soapsindepth.com/gallery/general-hospital/inside-jonathan-jacksons-intimate-concert

https://www.soapsindepth.com/gallery/general-hospital/adam-harrington-shares-his-epic-surfing-vacation

It’s not inconceivable. Some characters have died several times.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/kelly-thiebaud-reveals-she-tried-to-come-back-to-gh

More sad stuff.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/general-hospital-alum-james-b-sikking-dead-at-90

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ghs-james-patrick-stuart-mourns-the-loss-of-his-mother-in-law

Scheduled for the fall.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/jacklyn-zeman-honored-with-special-episode-of-the-bay

Happy Anniversary!

https://www.soapsindepth.com/gallery/abc/one-life-to-live-anniversary-171600

🐪 Camel Me This…

As of this posting, there was no RHODubai recap available, but there was this. Apparently, she spoke too soon, since it was pretty cringeworthy tonight, Taleen in particular.

🪄 Putting the New In Jersey…

IMO, the whole state could use a rebrand.

But alas, neither Kathy nor the sprinkle cookies will be making a comeback.

🍹 Meanwhile, Down South…

The latest on the latest Charm.

Either that selfie is Photoshopped, or her arms are strangely big for her body.

🧙🏻‍♀️ It Was Her…

Hopefully, this is as good as WandaVision. Premieres September 18th.

https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-debuts-trailer-for-marvel-televisions-new-series-agatha-all-along/

https://ew.com/agatha-all-along-trailer-kathryn-hahn-joe-locke-aubrey-plaza-8674666

🐱 Biggest Kitty Loser…

Next on his bucket list, to be a catnip influencer.

https://people.com/canadian-cat-becomes-tiktok-star-weight-loss-journey-documented-8673846

☕️ Pouring a Cup Of Ambition…

Join me tomorrow for soap, tea, LA and (hopefully) Dubai talk. Until then, stay safe, stay not wearing out your welcome as a guest, and stay not going back on commitments, especially if you like it where you are.

April 20, 2023 – Victor’s Voyage Is Almost Over, Soap Shuffle, Happy Anniversary Twice, Scandoval Scraps, Confirmation, Fat Cat & Landscape

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

On the phone in the nook, Ned says, they have to deal with this right now. Brook walks in, and he says, they have to mitigate the damage as soon as possible. Call him back. Brook says, that sounded bad. What’s going on? He says, if they don’t do something soon, Valentin could destroy ELQ.

Carly looks at the flower girl basket, and flashes back to Ava telling her, time is running out. This might be the last chance for Nina and Willow. She knows Carly is capable of rising above; she did with Ava for Avery’s sake. Won’t she do it with Nina for Willow’s? The doorbell rings, and Carly opens the door to Nina, who asks, what’s she doing here? Where’s Ava? Carly says, she’s not here, and Nina breezes past her into the house. Nina asks where Ava is, and Carly says, she’s out. Nina asks how long she’ll be gone, but Carly doesn’t know. Hopefully, not too long. Is something wrong? Nina says, yeah, her daughter’s dying, and Carly says, they’re trying to support her as best they can. Nina says, of course (🍷) they all are; she shouldn’t have snapped. She really needs to talk to Ava. She asks again what Carly is doing here, and Carly says she was here when Avery had to leave, so she stayed to watch Avery. Nina says she’s here now, and promises not to leave until Ava gets home. She’ll watch Avery. Carly can go. Carly says she doesn’t think so.

Ava knocks at Portia’s office door, and says she just heard; Trina is missing? Portia says, Trina is on the Haunted Star, and Ava says, so it’s true. Victor kidnapped her too. Portia says, you would think that, but she chose to go on that boat. Her daughter is in danger, and this is all Spencer Cassadine’s fault.

Drew sees Curtis at the hospital, and Curtis thanks him for coming right away. They bro hug, and Drew says he just heard Trina is missing. Curtis says, it was just confirmed she’s on the Haunted Star, and Drew says, what the hell. Victor took her along with Spencer, the baby, and Dr. Obrecht. What’s the purpose in kidnapping all of them? Curtis says, Trina wasn’t kidnapped. Victor doesn’t even know she’s on board. He’s just not sure how long she can stay hidden from him and his men.

Victor says he’s so glad Trina could join them, and Trina tells Ambrose to get his hands off of her, shaking him loose. Spencer flies across the room, but Watkins intercepts him, drawing his gun. Trina tells Spencer that she’s okay. Don’t do anything to make them hurt him. Victor says, how touching. He suggests Spencer take her advice and settle down, or he’ll have them take Trina away. Let him officially welcome her on board. She really is a little slip of a thing. No wonder his man missed her when she slipped on board. Trina says she’s not a little slip of a thing, and Victor says, his apologies; poor choice of words. However, it’s too bad Spencer disobeyed orders, and told her where he was going. Trina says, Spencer told her nothing. She had a feeling something was bothering him, and she followed him herself. Victor says, how industrious of her. Has she enjoyed the cruise so far? Obrecht is brought in, and asks where Trina came from. Victor says, allow him to introduce la saboteur, the reason for their delay. The stowaway who’s been scurrying around the ship, causing all kinds of trouble for their engines. Obrecht says she wondered why they’d stopped, and Victor says, it was the sabotage, plus the missing walkie-talkie that made him think they’d had an uninvited guest on board. So he had his men call a fake drill. He figured she would assume Spencer’s cabin was unguarded and make her way there. And voila, here we are. Trina looks at Spencer, who mouths, it’s okay, and Victor says, she shouldn’t feel too badly about it. It’s a common mistake to equate initial success with ongoing effectiveness. One assumes if something worked once, it will go on working indefinitely. Trina’s advantage was surprise. Once she lost that… here we are. But she is clever, he’ll give her that. So perhaps she’ll help him decide what to do with her.

Nina asks Carly, why not leave? She’s here. She’ll watch Avery. Carly says she promised Ava that she’d stay, but Nina says, that’s not the reason. Carly doesn’t trust her alone with Avery. Carly says she promised Ava that she would stay. She wants to be here when Avery wakes up. Draw any conclusion Nina wants. Nina says, that’s ridiculous. Avery is very comfortable with her, and in the past few months, she’s spent a lot more time with her than Carly has. Carly says, if Nina insists on staying, that’s fine, but they shouldn’t talk to each other. It’s a big house. Pick whatever room she wants, just don’t wake up Avery. Nina says she wouldn’t wake up a sleeping child. Carly really thinks the worst of her, doesn’t she? (Nina hasn’t gotten that by now?) Carly shakes her head, and picks up the basket, and Nina says, it was Carly’s idea, wasn’t it? Carly told Michael not to invite her to Willow’s wedding.

Brook asks Ned if ELQ is in trouble. She knows there was a dip in the market recently, but what does that have to do with Valentin? He says, she knows about the ELQ stock drop? and she says, it’s their family business; yes, she keeps up. She knows the stock took a hit when Valentin’s death was announced, but Ned stepped in as CEO, and things stabilized. He’s been the consistent leader he always was. Ned says he demonstrated to the shareholders and the market that ELQ was still strong. Then news came out about Valentin’s death being a ploy, and that’s when the stock took another hit. It appears the market doesn’t like the idea of a conman running the company. She says, but Valentin didn’t fake his own death because of ELQ. It’s not like he was embezzling money and took off. Ned says, it doesn’t matter. With all the craziness and corruption that goes on in Wall Street these days, people are skittish. Once shareholders and financial partners lose faith in a company, that company’s days are numbered.

Ava says, Portia has raised a very intelligent and courageous young woman, but what was Trina thinking sneaking onto that boat like that? Portia says, she wasn’t thinking; she was following. She was following Spencer into some shady situation, like a moth to a flame. She’s so utterly terrified right now, she can’t even tell Ava. She can’t go home because Curtis isn’t there, and it makes it even more lonely. And she can’t work. All she can do is think of all the different ways Trina could be hurting. Ava says she understands, but they need to keep in mind how smart and capable Trina is. Portia says, not when it comes to Spencer. She loses all common sense when it comes to him. How many times has he lied to her? When he first met her, he said his name was Victor, probably because he idolizes his Great Uncle Victor. Ava says, he may have at the time, but he doesn’t any longer.

Drew says, so Trina managed to get a phone call out? and Curtis says, amazingly, she called Portia on a satellite phone she found. Portia came out and flagged down Jordan, Laura, and him to listen in on speaker phone. Trina even managed to give them the ship’s heading with Laura’s help. Drew says, that’s great. The heading narrows things down, but did she say anything about an exact location? Curtis says, the ship’s GPS was disabled, so they were unable to track the ship remotely. Then she said she had to go, so Curtis told her to leave the phone there. He hated telling her to do that, but if Victor knew one of his phone’s was missing, it would alert him that he had a stowaway. Drew says, that was a good call, and Curtis says, maybe, but he hasn’t had any contact from Trina since, and it’s driving him crazy. Laura convinced him not to storm the PCPD, so he’s been staying close here, seeing if Trina can manage another call to Portia. Drew says, Portia’s here? and Curtis says, she’s in her office. Drew says, and Curtis is out here? Curtis says, yeah, and Drew says he’s sorry they can’t be going through this together, but Curtis says, given the situation, it’s probably best. Anyway, he needed to talk to Drew. He called Drew here for a reason. Drew says, whatever he can do, and Curtis says he needs Drew to tell him more about his connection to Victor Cassadine.

Spencer says, leave Trina alone, but Victor says, Spencer’s hardly in a position to protect her. Spencer says, that’s not going to stop him from trying, and Victor asks for a word with Obrecht… now. He asks if Obrecht enjoyed her reading, and she says, the properties, the pathogen are fascinating; very complex, and virtually unstoppable. He asks if she’s saying it’s beyond her capabilities. Is she not capable of producing a vaccine? She says, nein. She’s already produced several protocols that are capable of working. He says he knew she’d rise to the challenge, but she says she hasn’t agreed to help him. He says, yet.

Spencer asks if Trina is sure she’s all right, and Ambrose says, watch his step, but Spencer says, they’re just talking. Watkins says, let them talk. They can’t plan anything with them standing right here. Trina says she’s okay; the guard didn’t try to hurt her. She’s sorry she fell for the trap. She blew it. Spencer says, it’s okay. She ran circles around these morons for 24 hours, and she stopped the ship. That’s all that matters. She says, at least she did that, and he says, it’s okay. She may have saved them. They’re going to get out of this.

Carly says, and Nina wonders why she didn’t want to leave Avery with her. She’s delusional. If Michael and Willow didn’t invite her to their wedding, it’s because they didn’t want her there. Nina says, be honest with her. When Carly found out Michael was going to invite Sonny to the wedding, Carly didn’t encourage Willow to shut her out? Carly says, Michael invited Sonny? and Nina says, Michael and Willow didn’t ask Carly’s permission for Michael to invite his own father to his wedding? Will wonders never cease. Carly says she gets it. Michael invited Sonny, and not Nina, and Sonny accepted, even though Nina was excluded. Nina says she wanted Sonny to go to the wedding because she knows how much his relationship with his son means to him. Carly says, maybe more than she thought. It sounds like Sonny has finally gotten his priorities straight. She doesn’t give a damn what Sonny does anymore, but he is Michael and Donna’s father. And it just makes her glad that Sonny is finally choosing to put his family ahead of Nina.

Curtis tells Drew that he and Laura were talking about Esme, and how tricky her memory situation is. Then he remembered Drew telling him that Victor used the tarot card on him to trigger his memory. Drew says, it didn’t work. Where is Curtis going with this? Curtis says, Victor was hellbent on getting Drew to remember something. According to Drew, he went to a lot of trouble. Drew says he thinks that’s the reason Victor put up with Peter August as long as he did, because Peter was promising to deliver something he was supposed to remember. Curtis wonders if it’s something that could lead them to where Victor’s headed, and Drew says he gets why Curtis is going down this road – Trina might be his daughter – but he’s grasping at straws. Curtis says he’ll take a straw, and Drew says, all he knows is, Victor wanted information about something called Operation Demeter. Curtis says, it means nothing to Drew? and Drew says he’s reasonably certain that it’s a black op he was involved in when he was a Navy SEAL, but he has huge gaps about that time in his life. He tried to remember. He tried to do everything. He sat for hours going over his service records, although most of it was redacted. He tried to piece together everything that was listed there, but he just couldn’t remember; he’s got nothing. Curtis says, okay. Drew was involved in the plot to overthrow Victor with Valentin and Anna, right? Drew says, just at the very end, but yeah, and Curtis says he needs Drew to tell him everything he knows about Victor Cassadine.

Portia tells Ava that Spencer has caused Trina non-stop heartache, but now she’s vulnerable. Did Trina tell Ava what happened after the wedding? Ava says she knows Curtis might be Trina’s father, and Portia asks if Trina told her that they’ve been estranged ever since. The same thing with Curtis. She messed up. She kept the truth from all of them because she wanted to give Trina the best life she possibly could. At least that’s what she told herself anyway. Ava says, the lies seem to catch up with them, don’t they? She knows all about making mistakes in the name of doing what’s best for your child. Portia was just being the best mom she could be. Portia thanks her for that, but says, the damage is already done. Trina thinks Spencer is the only one she can count on, so she followed him into danger. Portia wishes Trina had never met him. If Trina survives this, Portia promises she’ll make sure Trina never sees Spencer again.

Victor has Spencer and Trina brought out on the deck, and Spencer asks what they’re doing out here. Victor says he’s getting tired of Spencer’s shortsightedness, and Spencer says, there’s nothing they can see by darkness. Victor says, and even more tired of his games. He’s giving Spencer one last chance to join him. He’s not just offering Spencer part of his legacy, he’s offering Spencer a front row seat. To be a part of the glorious future of our planet unburdened by overpopulation. He already has Ace to carry on the Cassadine name, but he was hoping to have Spencer by his side. Spencer says, by his side when he reduces the world’s population. It’s sick. Victor says, hard choices have to be made to balance the ratio of people to natural resources on this planet. Without antibiotics and modern medicine, population attrition would have already happened naturally. (Not necessarily but go on.) He’s just trying to right the scale. Spencer says he can’t be a part of this, but Victor tell him not to fool himself. There is steel in that spine. Spencer took his father’s son from him, and drove him out. He certainly possesses that clarity of mind and purpose to do whatever’s necessary. Spencer is a Cassadine. Trina says, Spencer is nothing like Victor. He has a good heart, despite what his family wants him to be. He told her about Victor and Helena, and he will never be that person. Victor says, Spencer is way too smart to throw away his legacy for a pretty face, but Spencer says, Trina is so much more than that. She’s the bravest person he knows. She never shies away from the truth, and she knows right from wrong. Thanks to her, he’s starting to figure that out for himself. He doesn’t share Victor’s vision, and he’ll never join Victor, no matter what Victor does to him. Victor says, Spencer breaks his heart. Throw her over the side. Watkins picks Trina up, and another guard holds Spencer back. Obrecht almost runs to them, but gets a grip.

Ava tells Portia that she knows Spencer pretty well, and it’s true he was once reckless and vindictive, entitled, petty, but now… Portia says, don’t tell her that he’s a changed man, but Ava says, since he met Trina, there’s been a shift in him. Portia says, Trina shouldn’t have to be Spencer Cassadine’s conscience, and Ava says, no argument there. But this change since he’s come back to Port Charles can be directly tied to Trina. Portia says, and any pain Trina had can be tied directly back to Spencer, and Ava says she can’t argue that, but Trina chooses to be with Spencer, and she thinks they need to respect that. Portia and Trina will never reconcile if Portia keeps badmouthing him. Portia says, and that may be a moot point. They may never reconcile if Trina doesn’t make it back.

Brook says, no disrespect, but doesn’t Ned think he might be overreacting? ELQ has had downturns in the past, and always come out stronger. Ned says he doesn’t overreact; the market does. A good investor lives for this. Their stock drops, and shareholders get nervous and start selling. Next thing you know, in come the corporate raiders. First sign of weakness, and the sharks start circling. He’s going to have to make some tough decisions to streamline and cut costs, but he really doesn’t want to have to fire thousands of employees to do it. Brook says, it’s that bad, huh? What can we do? He says, they have to reassure the market that ELQ is stable, strong. Valentin hasn’t even talked yet to the press and explain his actions. Brook says, that’s because Anna’s been in ICU, and Ned says he’s not asking Valentin to hold a press conference. He could make a written statement. The longer he stays silent, the worse it looks. Valentin won’t return his phone calls. Brook says, it’s not the first thing on his mind, but Ned says, it should be. Anna’s being well taken care of at GH. Valentin is their CEO. The health and well-being of this company is his responsibility, and Ned thought he knew that. The Quartermaines have always understood. Whether it’s grandfather, him, or Michael, they understand that to keep ELQ strong and stable, you need committed leadership. (Really? Michael understood that?) Ned is starting to regret siding with Valentin when Michael and Drew wanted him ousted.

Nina tells Carly that she’s never asked Sonny to choose between her and his family, and never will. She wanted him to go to that wedding, even if it’s without her. Carly says, that’s very noble. She’s sure Sonny appreciates the sacrifice. (Hmm… She doesn’t sound sarcastic…) Nina says, she’s not just missing her daughter’s wedding; she’s missing what could be her last days. The daughter she’s never really been able to know, and that’s Carly’s fault. Carly says, Nina and Willow have known each other for years. Nina was unfair to Willow when she was Charlotte’s teacher. She attacked Michael and Willow in open court. The list goes on and on and on. It’s no wonder Willow doesn’t like her. Nina says, that was before they knew they were mother and daughter, and Carly says, exactly. It was all right for Nina to be a bitch to Willow when she wasn’t a relative, and the only thing that’s different now, is Nina knows Willow is her daughter. Then suddenly, Willow is wonderful. Willow has been wonderful all along, but Nina couldn’t see it. (This is one of the things that pisses me off about Carly. Like she doesn’t turn a blind eye to her own children’s faults and treat them differently than strangers.) Nina still doesn’t see it. Willow is a person, with wants and needs in her level of comfort. But Nina doesn’t care. The only thing she cares about is that Willow is hers. Her possession; her daughter. No wonder Willow doesn’t want to be with Nina or around her. Instead of facing that fact, Nina wants to blame it all on her. Nina says she’s made mistakes, but it’s Carly’s fault she doesn’t have a chance to earn Willow’s forgiveness because they’re running out of time because her daughter’s dying. It is Carly’s fault.

Drew tells Curtis, since Victor came back to Port Charles, he’s been focused on locating a code that’s etched in one of the diamonds I the Ice Princess necklace. Curtis says, so all of the killings – Luke Spencer, the Deputy Mayor; Anna, Lucy, Valentin going missing – that was all over a necklace? Drew says, Valentin learned that the code is actually a set of coordinates indicating a bunker Victor’s brother Mikkos hid something in that Victor wants. Curtis says, so now Victor has the necklace? and Drew says, he acquired it the night of the Nurses Ball. Curtis says, the same night he left on the Haunted Star, and Drew says, yeah. (What a pair of rocket scientists, eh?) Presumably he has the location of Mikkos’s bunker, and that’s where he’s headed. Curtis says, and Victor thought Drew knew the location of the bunker? and Drew says, yeah. Curtis says, then Drew needs to remember. Somehow, whatever it takes. Trina’s life depends on it.

Victor says, hold, and everything stops. He asks if Spencer will do as he says, and Spencer says he’ll go along with whatever Victor wants, whatever he says, as long as Trina doesn’t get hurt. Victor says, so he’ll stop resisting, and Spencer says, yes, as long as Trina’s safe. Please. He’ll go along with Victor’s plan. He’ll be by Victor’s side to shape the world. Victor tells Watkins to release Trina, and the other guard lets go of Spencer. Trina runs to Spencer, and he holds her, saying, that’s all right; people are coming. Victor says, that’s where he’s wrong. No one can save them. Spencer says he just told Victor that he’d do whatever Victor wants, and Victor asks if Spencer thinks he’s stupid enough to believe anything Spencer says. He was looking for a partner; someone to share his vision. Instead, he got an ungrateful, duplicitous whelp ready to stab him in the back at a moment’s notice. (Take that RHONJ.) Fine. Spencer and Trina can both drown. The guards grab Trina and Spencer again.

Brook hopes Ned isn’t thinking of asking Michael and Drew for help with ousting Valentin, because the last time he did that, Ned double-crossed them, and their relationship hasn’t been the same since. Ned says, it wasn’t a double-cross; it was a tactical adjustment. And he did what was best for ELQ. She says, he did what was best for himself, and he says he did think his position at ELQ would be stronger if Valentin remained CEO, but let’s be clear, at the time, ELQ was thriving under Valentin’s leadership. There was no reason to vote him out. She says, but now circumstances have changed, and Ned says, yes. Because Valentin is all wrapped up in his family’s business, while ELQ suffers. He understands what Valentin is going through right now on a personal level, but it won’t change his business decision. Valentin has to go.

Carly says she didn’t give Willow leukemia, and she didn’t kidnap Liesl to delay the bone marrow transplant, and Nina says, of course (🍷) not. But if Carly had told the truth about that DNA test, Willow would have gotten that bone marrow transplant months ago, and she’d already be cancer free. Carly says, they didn’t know about Willow’s diagnosis months ago, and Nina asks if she doesn’t understand. If Willow had known she was her mother – whether Willow accepted her or not – when the possibility of a bone marrow transplant came up, Willow would have come to her immediately, instead of waiting months and months through that farce that Drew put everyone through looking for her birth parents. She was here all along. Carly says she told Nina, the second she found out Willow had leukemia and needed a bone marrow transplant, she told Nina that she wasn’t a match. Nina says, but Liesl was a match, and she would have gotten tested immediately, and this whole nightmare would have been done and over with.

Portia tells Ava that she’s so sorry. She didn’t realize she had any more tears to cry. Ava says, please don’t be sorry. She gets it; she’s a mom too. Portia hopes it’s not too late for her and Trina, and Ava says, it’s not. She knows that because Trina called Portia. When she was in danger and scared, she called her mom. Portia says, and Trina told her that she loved her. She didn’t think she’d hear those words again from Trina, but now she wonders if it’s going to be the last time. She starts to cry again, and Ava says, those will be the first words Trina says when she sees Portia again. Believe it. Ava says she should get home to Avery, and Portia thanks her. Ava says, if she hears anything… Portia says, of course (🍷) she’ll keep Ava updated, and Ava says, when Trina comes home, they have all the time they need to work things out. She tells Portia, everything is going to work out, and leaves.

Spencer says, Victor wants to kill him? Is that what Victor did to his father? Victor says he doesn’t know where Nikolas ran off to, and doesn’t really care. Spencer is just as much of a disappointment. At least he has Ace and can raise him as he pleases. Spencer says, please, Ace needs him, and Victor says, goodbye, Spencer. He starts to walk away, but Obrecht steps in front of him, and says, stop this nonsense. He asks if she wants to join them, but she says, no. She wants to use them.

Carly says, if Nina wants to know the cold, hard truth, she kept the DNA results a secret for Willow’s sake. Willow told her that she didn’t want to find her birth mother because she was afraid she’d turn out to be someone like Nina. Nina disrespected Willow at every turn. She accused Willow of having an affair. She bothered Willow over and over again when Nina knew she was having a difficult pregnancy. She knew it would devastate Willow to find out a woman she hated was her mother. So don’t look at her as the cause of the non-relationship with her daughter. Take a look in the mirror. The blame lies solely on Nina.  Nina says she should have the rest of Willow’s life to make it up to her, but she doesn’t because Willow’s life is measured in days, and that’s Carly. She stole that time from them. She did that. Nina walks out.

Drew says, if he knew anything that could lead them to Victor, he’d tell Curtis in a heartbeat, but he just can’t remember. Curtis says he’s sorry for pushing Drew for information he doesn’t have, and Drew says, Trina managed to get her hands on a satellite phone once; maybe she can do it again. Curtis says, maybe. Even before he realized Trina might be his daughter, he just loved her to pieces. She’s so fun and so bright, and she definitely keeps him on his toes. And she’s principled; he likes that. She’s an amazing young woman. So imagine her keeping it together under those circumstances; so focused and so brave. She had to be terrified. Drew asks if Curtis knows who he sounds like. He sounds like a proud father, and Trina sounds just like Curtis, unable to sit back without doing anything. Curtis sees Portia, and jets over to her. He asks if Trina called again, but she says, no. She didn’t even realize he was still here. He says he couldn’t leave, not while Trina’s out there somewhere in danger.

Victor tells his guys to wait, and Obrecht asks why he’d toss Trina and Spencer overboard when they can still be of use. She needs subjects to test any vaccine she develops. Victor asks if she’s saying she’s on board (no pun intended?), and she’ll join his cause, and she says she thinks his cause is madness. But she sees he’s committed to it, and doesn’t want to die, so out of self-preservation. He asks if she’s sure that’s all it is, and she says she certainly doesn’t have any personal feelings for him, if that’s what he’s implying. However, the science has merit. The research. She’s intrigued by creating a vaccine to combat such a complex pathogen. It will be a singular achievement. He says, there’s nothing else like it, and she says, if it fails, it’s of no consequence to her. She’s been living a half-life since Britta’s death, but this challenge has awakened her. She feels alive again. It might even keep her going.

Spencer tells Trina that he’s so sorry. This is all his fault. She says, she followed him, but he says, if he’d left her alone, she’d still be safe now. She says, then he’d be alone, but he says he’d know she was okay. She says, but then she’d wonder if he was. At least this way they’re together. He says he has to find a way to save her and his brother, and Trina says, someone will come and save them. They just need a little time. He says, maybe Dr. Obrecht will give them just that. He just wishes he knew what she was thinking. Trina says she hates the idea of being a test subject, and he says, so does he, but if Obrecht can convince his uncle that she needs them alive, maybe it will buy them more time to figure out a solution before they’re turned into human guinea pigs.

Brook says, Michael and Drew are going to know something’s up the moment Ned tries to reconcile with them, and he says, with all that’s going on with Willow, he’s already made overtures to Michael. Michael knows it’s from his heart. As far as him and Drew, he sees a path there. Drew’s a reasonable guy. This is worth pursuing. She says, huh, and he says he thought she’d be thrilled; the possibility of some Quartermaine family unity for a change. She says she is, it’s just… blindsiding Valentin and ousting (WOTD) him when his life is in upheaval and his guard is down, and Ned says, it’s business. Valentin’s a businessman. She says, he’s also a Cassadine. Valentin isn’t someone Ned wants as his enemy.

Drew tells Curtis and Portia that he wishes he could help. The only thing he knows about Operation Demeter is the name. Curtis wonders if they could pressure the Navy to unseal the records. What about Robert’s connection with the WSB? Drew says, the Navy won’t answer to the WSB. They won’t even acknowledge the op existed. Portia says she can’t believe in this whole wide world there isn’t someone who can tell them what Operation Demeter was. Drew says, wait a minute. Maybe there is.

Ava comes back to Windymere, and thanks Carly for keeping an eye on Avery. Carly asks if there’s any word on Trina, but Ava says, unfortunately, it’s still a waiting game. Carly says, Avery’s fine; she never woke up. Ava says, good, and asks if everything is okay. Carly says, Nina was here, and Ava asks how it went. Carly tells Ava, if she ever feels compelled to give her advice – don’t – and walks out.  

Nina gets in her car, and flashes back to Carly telling her the cold, hard truth; that Willow didn’t want to find her birth mother for fear she’d turn out to be someone like Nina, and to look in the mirror. Nina calls Carly a bitch, and says, nothing is ever your fault, is it? She flashes back to Ava telling her, if Carly bought Aurora stock knowing a merger was on the horizon, that’s insider trading, and Carly and Drew would be open to prosecution. Nina says, it might be time for Carly to face some consequences of her own, and drives away.

Watkins says, copy that, and tells Victor, Ambrose says the engine should be repaired within the hour. Victor says, that’s good news, and tells Trina, it seems she didn’t cost them that much time. Spencer asks what he’s going to do with them, but Victor says, Spencer doesn’t get to ask questions. He tells a guard to take them and lock them up, and Trina says, he’s not going to kill them? Victor tells her, as Dr. Obrecht said, they’re still useful to him, and when that’s no longer so, he’ll dispose of them. Obrecht says, a wise choice, but she’ll need healthy subjects to work on the vaccine. He must feed and water them like any lab rat, so the tests are uncompromised. Spencer tells Trina that they’re going to make it out of this, but Victor says he doesn’t see how that’s possible. The voyage is almost over. Despite the delay, they should arrive at Mikkos’s bunker by morning. Then Liesl can get to work.

Tomorrow, Cody tells Brook that someone is the last person in the world he wants to hurt; Sasha asks if there’s some other reason Gladys wants to leave town; and Alexis asks TJ if there’s any hope.

🙋🏽‍♀️ Goodbye Hello…

Two leaving, one coming, a return, and an anniversary. Victor, we loved hating you.

💐 Anniversary Times Two…

Today – April 21st! Although that’s just if you want to watch it live. I’m sure it will remain on YouTube in perpetuity. This guy does a good interview.

🍸 Random Tidbits…

More on those red flags from yesterday’s Vanderpump Rules.

https://jezebel.com/scandoval-sandoval-leviss-vanderpump-rules-episode-1850356425

Ariana’s new man. Good for her.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/16/ariana-madix-cozy-new-man-coachella-scandoval/

No, Billie Lee. You most definitely have to pick sides. Sandoval was a scumbag, and Ariana got the short end of the stick. End of story. You do look good though.

💎 Now That the Rat’s Away…

It’s not like she joined the cast, but she might make it more palatable.

https://www.etonline.com/denise-richards-confirms-shes-returning-to-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-203079

🐈‍⬛ Here Kitty, Kitty…Wow…

This was on the news here tonight. That’s one big cat.

https://people.com/pets/patches-40-pound-fat-cat-adopted-in-richmond/

👀 Looking For Waldo…

Slide into my blog tomorrow for soap, a choice tea selection, words I’ve heard, and music befitting the occasion. Until then, stay safe, stay smoking them if you’ve got them, and stay not equating initial success with ongoing effectiveness.

May 4, 2022 – Harmony Gives a Last Request To Carly, Back Off, Applying To Sonny, Goodbye Jerry, Barbie’s World & Cantina

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Anna and Robert race for the remote, and Anna wins. She wants to see what’s streaming on Hulu, but Robert says, why bother when you’ve got the classics? She says, it’s called expanding your horizons, and he says, it’s called wasting time. She calls him a stick-in-the-mud, but he says, she loves him for it. She says she doesn’t, but he insists she does; it’s written somewhere. She says, look at them. They used to be facing down deadly assassins. Now they’re fighting over what to watch on TV. He says, there’s a term for that; bliss. She says he might be right, when the doorbell rings. He says, it has to be trouble at this hour, and she says she could do with some trouble. He tells her to turn the telly off, and they go to answer the door. It’s Mac and Felicia, who asks if this is a bad time.

Nina shows up at Charlie’s just as Phyllis is about to close, and Phyllis asks if everything is okay. Nina says, it’s a been a night. Phyllis knows Harmony… Phyllis says, formerly known as Lorraine? and Nina says, yeah. She was rushed to the ER. There was some kind of accident. Phyllis says she hopes Harmony is all right, and Nina says, so does she. Phyllis says, they don’t need a reminder, but life is so short, they have to grab every bit of joy from it they can. Nina says, yeah, and flashes back to dancing with Sonny.

Sonny is thinking about the same thing, and Frank asks if he’s okay. Sonny says, somebody reminded him tonight to carpe diem, and Frank says, seize the day (in case someone didn’t know); good advice. Sonny tells Frank, goodnight, and goes into the penthouse.

Michael tells Willow that he’s been studying up on Paris, preparing for their trip. They’ll go to the Louvre and the Eiffel Tower, but did she know there’s a museum solely dedicated to Monet? She says, really, and he says, it’s on the outskirts of the city, and there’s this huge, beautiful park right next to it. It sounds like it rivals Central Park. She says, you know who would love it? Wiley. He says, but only if there’s dogs, because nothing is cool in Wiley’s world unless there’s dogs. (Mine too!) Brando and Sasha come out of the elevator, and Sasha says they’d like to wait with them, but if they don’t want them too… Willow says she wants them here. They sit, and Willow says her mom’s awake, so that’s something. Sasha says, that means there’s hope, right? Michael says, there’s always hope.

Carly tells Harmony that she’s not making any sense. Does she know where she is? It’s Carly, she’s in the hospital, she was in an accident. Does she remember? Harmony says, Willow… and Carly says, Willow’s here. Does Harmony want her to get Willow? Harmony says, Carly needs to protect Willow, and Carly says, of course (🍷) she will. From what?

Anna says she’ll open a bottle of wine, and they can stream the hottest new show on Hulu (which apparently, we’re advertising today). Robert suggests they have a couple of shots of single malt scotch, and watch Bogie and Bacall. Felicia asks if it would be okay if they skipped movie night, and Anna asks, what happened? Felicia says, it’s such a beautiful night. Why don’t they take a look at the stars? She drags Anna outside, and Robert tells Mac, okay, start talking.

Outside, Felicia asks Anna if that’s the Big Dipper or the Little Dipper; she can never tell. Anna asks, what’s going on?

Phyllis brings Nina some tea, and says, let her guess. Nina saw Sonny today. Nina asks if it’s that obvious, and Phyllis says, to her. Nina says, for so long, it seemed impossible, and Phyllis says, and now? Nina says, now it seems there may be a way forward for her and Sonny. She just has to be brave enough to take it. Valentin walks in, and tells them, the sign says, open. Is this a private party? Nina says she thinks there’s room for one more, and Phyllis says, if it’s okay with Nina, it’s okay with her. Nina tells Valentin, have a seat, and he asks how Phyllis is. She says, she’s good; and him? He says, maintaining, and Phyllis says, tea? He says he’ll take something stronger, bourbon, neat, and she says, coming right up. He says, so he and Nina meet again, and she says, they do.

Sonny comes out with a bowl, and tells Frank that he heated up some meatballs. He should try one. Come on in. Frank says he can’t leave his post; he’s sorry. Sonny says, can he just try one, for his boss? and Frank says, as he wishes. He tastes one, and says, it’s delicious. Sonny says, told him, and Frank asks if Sonny is sure he’s okay. Sonny says he can’t sleep, but he’ll be fine. Sonny takes the bowl back in, and leans back on the couch. He opens his eyes, and he’s at the firehouse in Nixon Falls. Lenny says, it’s about time he arrived.

Harmony says she shouldn’t have attacked Carly, but Carly says she’s fine. Harmony struggles to talk, and says, she could have killed Carly. Carly says, but she didn’t, and Harmony says, Carly and Michael… they’re the only ones… She almost ruined it. She ruins everything. Carly says, she didn’t ruin Willow; she’s a beautiful young girl. Harmony says she’s so selfish, and Carly tells he that she needs to calm down. Harmony says she wanted to repair what she’d broken with Willow… She should have told the truth when she had the chance.

Felicia says, there will be a lunar eclipse at the end of the month. Some call it a blood moon. There are some cultures where it’s considered a bad omen for pregnant women. Anna says, oh my God… She’s not…

Mac tells Robert, they enjoyed being around Bailey so much. It’s all the fun and none of the responsibility. Robert says, except to keep the child safe and unharmed while the mother’s gone. Mac says, Robert knows what he’s saying, and Robert says he does. Being a granddad is great. Play with the kid, hand it back, and go to bed. Mac says, unless you don’t, and Robert says, he’s not following. Mac says, what if instead of the granddad, you’re the actual dad? What if you do the parenthood thing all over?

Felicia says, no, she’s not pregnant, and Anna says, for a second there, she thought… Felicia says, Mac wants a baby.

Robert tells Mac to stop talking in riddles and get to the point. Mac says he thinks Felicia wants a baby, and Robert laughs.

Nina says, nice tan. Wherever Valentin has been, it looks good on him. Is he fully recovered? Back to his old self? He says he hopes not. He’d like to think he’s done some growing. She says she’d like to think so too. About herself, not him. Maybe a little about him too. How’s Charlotte? He says, wonderful, and Nina says, she seems like she’s really enjoying boarding school. Valentin says, Nina’s been in touch with her? and Nina says, yeah. She has to admit, she’s surprised. She didn’t think he had it in him to part with his little girl. He says, it wasn’t easy, but when Peter abducted her, he wanted her far away from Peter and Victor. Nina asks if it wasn’t Victor who dropped Charlotte off at school. She’s only saying that because Charlotte made a point of saying she wished it had been Valentin. Valentin says, he was laid up, recuperating. He figured at the very least he could trust Victor with a drop off. Nina says, don’t forget about her. She’s always here, especially when it comes to Charlotte. He says he likes that, and he’ll keep that in mind.

Sonny says, Lenny. Is this the firehouse where he used to dance with Nina? Lenny says, it is. Once again, Sonny’s wardrobe is lacking. Good thing he’s prepared. He hands Sonny a cowboy hat, saying, it’s his; might as well take it. Sonny puts it on. Lenny says, perfect fit, and Sonny says, this is not real. He can’t be here. Lenny says, give him one good reason, and Sonny says, Lenny is dead. Lenny says, look who’s talking. When Sonny crawled out of the river, wasn’t he a goner; a funeral held back home for him and everything? Sonny says, that was different, and Lenny says, that depends on how you look at it. Lenny calls Sonny Mike, and says he looks like he could use a stiff one. What’s his poison these days? Sonny says, club soda. Things have changed since the last time he saw Lenny. Lenny says, good thing he’s got nothing but time. Why doesn’t he start from the beginning, when he went back to Port Charles.

Willow thanks them for being here; it means a lot. Michael says, they woudn’t be anywhere else, and Sasha says, they love her. Brando says, if there’s anything they can do… and Willow says, trust her. They’re doing it.

Carly tells Harmony that she gets it. She was raised by her adoptive mother, but it wasn’t kept secret. The longer she takes to say it out loud, the harder it will be to say it. Harmony says, if she just would have been brave enough, it wouldn’t have gone this far. Carly asks if she means with Neil, but Harmony says, no. If she’d just told the truth, there would have been more time. Things would have been different. Now it’s gone too far. Willow isn’t safe with her, and Willow can never know.

Anna tells Felicia, Bailey is the most adorable little baby, and she completely understands Mac wishing he had one exactly like her. Felicia says, what if it’s more than just wishing? and Anna asks if she thinks Mac is serious about having another child. Felicia says she doesn’t know; they haven’t gotten that far yet. She’s not even sure what he’s saying; she’s getting this vibe. Anna says, what about Felicia’s vibe? Mac may want to raise another child, but does Felicia really?  

Robert says, have we got that all out of our system? and hands Mac a drink. Good. He has a story. It’s about an old man who becomes a father, except he thinks the diaper that needs changing is his own. Mac says, ha-ha, and Robert says, seriously, he’ll never forget that Mac helped raise his little girl at a time he couldn’t. Mac says, raising Robin was one of the ultimate joys of his life. He’ll always think of Maxie and Georgie as his own, but he and Felicia have never brought up a kid together. Robert says, this isn’t just Felicia? Mac wants this too?

Sonny tells Lenny that he can’t believe he and Carly are divorced. He thought they’d last until… Lenny says, until death do us part. Take it from him, death is easy compared to divorce. Phyllis can still put flowers on his grave, and think of him when they’re playing their song. Remember them at their best, and not their worst. Sonny says, he envies that, and Lenny asks if he has kids. Sonny nods, and Lenny asks, how are they taking it? Sonny says, they’re young. Donna and Avery are a little confused. They miss Carly, but she’s good about seeing them as much as possible. Lenny says, they’ll be all right, and Sonny says, his son has a problem. He’s grown up, but it’s put a strain on their relationship. Lenny asks what his name is, and Sonny says, Michael. Lenny says he likes that name. Is he in the family business? Sonny says, his son wanted to be at some point, but he shut it down. Now forget it. He doesn’t need or want any part of Sonny or his life. Lenny says, don’t give up on him; that’s an order. Sonny says he’ll never give up on his son, but his son has given up on him. Lenny says, just because Sonny isn’t with his mother? and Sonny says, that’s part of it. Lenny asks, what’s the other part? and Sonny says, Nina.

Valentin says, Charlotte has made the equestrian team, and Nina should ask about it next time they talk. Nina says she definitely will. She’s truly impressed. She’s sure the competition is fierce in an elite European boarding school. He says, where the students not only ride, but have a string of their own expensive horses. Nina says, exactly her point. Charlotte rode one of the horses at the school, and still made the team. His daughter is a talented rider, a true competitor. He says he can’t argue there, and she says, okay, now out with it. He says, what? and she asks how badly he misses Charlotte. He says, desperately, and she asks if there’s a parent’s weekend coming up. He says he hopes so. He needs to check the school’s website. Nina says, it must have been hard for him after everything that happened with Bailey, and he says, he loved Bailey. She says she knows he did, and he says, but he’s come to appreciate that Brook did what she had to do. It was the right thing to protect Maxie’s daughter from Peter. She says, but it’s painful; she can see it in his eyes. She knows what it’s like to lose a child, but it’s even more painful when it turns out she was never yours.

Sasha looks at the pills in her pillbox, then looks in the mirror. She says, if she would have taken one of these, and they’d found it in her system… No. She’s been given a second chance. Don’t blow it. She puts the pills in the toilet bowl, hesitates for a moment, then flushes. Brando asks if she’s okay, and she says she’ll be right there.

Willow says, she’s so aware of it now, and Michael says, what? She says, all the time she kept her mom at arm’s length. Not that she didn’t deserve to be, although it was always more about protecting herself than punishing her mom. He says, she had every right to want to distance herself, and she says, but now it’s just staring her in the face. Her mom could be dying, and she feels it on her heart. All the time she could have spent with her; all the things she could have said to her. She knows she made the right decision for herself back then… He says, but she still wishes she could get the time back, and she says, so much.

Carly asks Harmony, who can never know? Willow can never know she’s adopted? Harmony says, Willow’s had too much too hard. She’s obsessive and possessive. She’ll try to take her away from Michael; she’s dangerous. Carly asks if Harmony is talking about Willow’s biological mother. Does Harmony know who she is? Harmony says, she’s bad for Willow. Willow knows it, and hates her. Carly says, Willow knows this person? and Harmony says, she’s one of two. Her Willow had another half. Carly says, Willow’s a twin? and Harmony says, Nelle. The lightbulb comes on, and Carly says, oh my God. Nina is Willow’s biological mother? Harmony says, try to protect her. Nina’s love will smother her. Carly… please… Alarms start to go off, and Carly promises Willow will be okay. TJ runs in, and Carly gets out of the way. He checks Harmony, and says, no pulse. Some staff, including Amy, run in with the crash cart. TJ uses the defibrillator, then does chest compression.

Valentin says he’ll always regret what he did to Nina, using Sasha to manipulate her emotions and win her heart. She says, the irony is, he already had her heart, but now she can see that his intentions were good. He just wanted to give her the one thing she was missing in her life. It was a beautiful sentiment. He says, poorly executed, and he agrees. He says, ironically, Nelle was in town the whole time. She says she still can’t believe Nelle was her daughter, and everything that played out after that. She discovered Carly kept the truth from her, and had a hand in Nelle’s death, and it set in motion a chain of events that continues to this day. He says, Sonny Corinthos, is he a link in that chain?

Lenny says, hallelujah! Sonny/Mike finally got up the gumption to tell Nina how he feels about her. Sonny says, he doesn’t know what they are. He and Nina are kind of like a slow dance. Lenny says, slow dances are nice and all, but what do they get you? Sonny tells him, take it easy there, and Lenny says, or what? He’ll bust a blood vessel? Been there, done that. Listen up. If Sonny keeps waiting for the right moment, next thing he knows, he’ll be pushing up daisies like yours truly. Sonny says he always appreciated Lenny and Phyllis’s love. It was real and honest, not always perfect, but it was tough like you can go through anything in life. What’s the secret? Lenny says, no secret. You just try to give more than you get, and if you both do that, you can’t lose. Sonny says, Nina gave him a gift. It’s a long story, but she’s not making him take sides against his son. Lenny says, that’s some gift. So what is he giving Nina in return?

TJ says, clear, and gives medical instructions while doing chest compression. Carly watches from the hallway. Amy administers oxygen, but Harmony flatlines. TJ says, time of death, 10:53 am, and tries not to cry.

Sasha joins Brando, and he says, this hospital holds painful memories. Let’s wish for good news tonight. Sasha says, it’s a beginning, when Carly comes back, and tells Willow and Michael to get back to the ICU.

Felicia tells Anna, she’s not sure how she feels about raising a child at this stage of her life. Let’s face it. She’s a grandmother, of three. Anna says, don’t let that be the thing that stops her. She’s young at heart in all the ways that count. If she’s sure this is something she and Mac both want… Felicia says, she’s not sure, and Anna asks if this isn’t a conversation she should be having with her husband. Felicia says, ya think? She and Mac have shares so many adventures; raising a child isn’t one of them. Anna says, whatever Felicia decides, she’ll always be in her corner, and Felicia says, maybe it’s all in her head. It’s probably the last thing Mac wants.

Mac says, maybe he’s got it all wrong. Maybe the last thing Felicia wants is a baby. Robert says, there’s one way to find out. Let’s go ask her. Mac says, Robert had better not. He swears, if Robert says anything… Robert laughs, and says, look at him. Anna and Felicia come back, and Robert says, ladies, what’s it like out there? Anna says, breathtaking. How’s the whiskey? Robert takes a sip, and says, breathtaking.

Sonny says, Lenny is absolutely right, and Lenny says, tell him something he doesn’t know. Sonny says, Nina is putting him ahead of her own interests; he should do something for her. Lenny says, what’s he waiting for? Get out of here. Sonny gets up, and asks, how does he get out of here? Catch the next plane? How does he get home? He turns around, and Lenny is gone, only his hat left behind. Sonny says, where’d he go? Come back. He wakes up, and Frank asks, what’s the problem?

Nina tells Valentin, what she and Sonny had was back in Nixon Falls. Now that they’re back in Port Charles, he has a life, a family, and responsibilities; so does she. He says, sounds very sensible and thought out, and he doesn’t believe a word of it. She says, excuse me? and he says, the tone in her voice changes when she mentions Sonny’s name. She says, don’t tell her that he’s jealous, and he says, there’s a notable change in the tone of her voice when she says his name, and that tells him they’re more than two people living separate lives. She says she’s sure he’s going to tell her his opinion, and he says, whatever happens, whether she gets everything she wants or it all comes crashing down – he takes her hand – she can count on him. She puts her hand on his, and says, she’ll keep it in mind.

Sasha says, she really thought Willow’s mom was going to be okay, that she was going to make it, and Brando says, they don’t know anything yet. Maybe she’s gone into surgery, or taken a turn for the worse… Sasha says, or she could have killed her, and Brando says, it was an accident. Willow knows that. Everyone knows that. She says, why is this happening? and he holds her.

TJ looks at Willow, and shakes his head, looking the saddest ever. Willow says, she’s gone, isn’t she? and he says, they did everything they could. He’s so sorry. Willow cries, and Michael holds her.

Felicia says, they should probably call it a night, and Mac says he has a busy day tomorrow. Robert tells him to rest while he can, and Felicia asks what that means. Robert says, the Chief of Detectives is on call 24/7. Felicia hugs Anna, and tells her to forget everything she said; it’s probably her imagination. Mac says, dinner soon? and Anna says, absolutely. Mac and Felicia leave, and when they get outside, they look up. Mac asks if that’s the Big Dipper or Little Dipper, and Felicia says, that’s the same thing she asked Anna. Does he think it’s okay to make a wish, even if it’s on the wrong constellation? He doesn’t see why not, and they hook pinkies and close their eyes. Mac starts to talk, but she says, shh. Don’t say anything or it won’t come true.

Anna and Robert toast to Mac and Felicia. Anna says, may they get everything they wish for, and Robert says, may the person who gets to the remote get everything they wish for. They race for the remote.

Sonny tells Frank, he just drifted off for a second; everything’s fine. Frank says, bad dream? and Sonny says, actually it was a good dream. He tells Frank, goodnight, and Frank leaves. Sonny calls Nina, and gets her voicemail. He says, he just wanted to tell her that he was so happy to see her tonight. He can’t wait see her very soon

Valentin thanks Phyllis for her hospitality, and she says, any time. He asks if he can walk Nina to her car, and Nina says, that’s chivalrous of him. He says, he’s always chivalrous, and Nina thanks Phyllis for the tea. She says, they’ll talk tomorrow, and Phyllis says, sounds good. Valentin says, after her, and Nina says, again being chivalrous. He says, it’s kind of an infliction, and they leave. Phyllis turns out the lights, and flips the sign to closed. She wipes down the table, and Lenny comes up behind her, putting his arms around her. She closes her eyes for a moment, but when she turns around, he’s gone.

Willow asks if she can have a minute alone with her mother, and TJ tells her to take as much time as she needs. I feel the worst for TJ. He leaves, and Willow asks Michael to come with her. They go in, and Willow sits next to the bed, shaking her head.

TJ comes out, and Sasha says, oh God. TJ says, it’s a good thing they’re here. Willow is going to need her friends more than ever.

Willow takes Harmony’s hand, and says, Harmony needs to know she forgives her and loves her so much. More than Harmony probably realized. Remember their picnic in that meadow in Colorado? Harmony braided Willow’s hair and put wildflowers in it. She doesn’t know if she’s ever felt so beautiful or free. There were good memories too, filled with magic, laughter, love. She kisses Harmony’s hand, and says, those are the ones she’ll tell Wiley about. Hold on tight to that love, and she will too. Michael puts his arms around her, and Carly looks in. She flashes back to Harmony telling her to protect Willow, and that Nina’s love will smother her. She remembers telling Harmony, it’s okay. She’s got Willow. Willow is going to be okay. She leans on the window sill, looking like she might pass out.

Tomorrow, TJ tells Britt, it was worse than he could have ever imagined; Sonny asks Dante, is it him or his business that’s vulnerable; Michael tells Carly, they have to protect Willow from the fallout; and Willow wonders what her mother was trying to hide.

😟 Don’t Be Cruel…

Geez, leave the guy alone. What I like about Sonny’s relationship with Nina is, it’s part of what’s made him a new man, and I like the meld of Mike and Sonny.

🕴🏻 New Guy…

Not much info, but apparently Sonny took out a classified ad and this guy applied for the job.

🥀 Another Great Gone…

I’d forgotten he was in OLTL.

👠 She’s a Barbie Girl…

I love Barbie. I always have and always will. But it’s more about the clothes and accessories for me than anything else. And I’m just going to say it, I don’t see Amy Schumer as Barbie. I also think there was more to it than her wanting Jell-O high heels.

https://screenrant.com/barbie-movie-margot-robbie-amy-schumer-replace-good/

🏂 Slipping Out Early Like…

Come by to take a dip in the soap pool tomorrow, and have a spot of tea after. Until then, stay safe, stay taking periodic breaks from your screen of choice, and stay trying to give more than you get. If we all do it, we can’t lose.