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November 14, 2025 – GH Weekdays, Rocco Is Arraigned, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Living Their Best Lives, A Noontide Of Quotes & New York

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🥢 Weekday Bites…                                                                           

Monday:

Gio met Emma at Bobbie’s, and she said she failed. Breaking into the lab wasn’t going to happen.

Chase visited Willow in Pentenville, and showed her a picture Amelia drew. Willow said her little girl was growing up and she was missing it. She missed her kids so much. Chase said they missed her too, and he was focused on getting her out of there. She said she couldn’t do it without him, and he took her hands.

Drew went to the Crimson office and asked what Jacinda was doing there. She said she’d let Nina know he was there, and he said he thought Nina paid her to leave town. He guessed Michael paid her more to stick around. Was it worth going to prison?

At Sonny’s, Sonny told Michael that the holidays were tough on kids without a mother, and Michael said it was about to get tougher. Willow could be convicted by Christmas. Sonny said, unless another suspect came to light, and Michael asked, like who?

Isaiah went to Portia’s office, and she said she was writing to the board about his upcoming transplant. It was a groundbreaking procedure, and they were thrilled it was happening at GH. So was she. He said he was too. He was grateful she and the hospital took a chance on him. Felicia knocked at the door and told Portia that Nurse Tate’s lawyer was documenting her movements on the night of the shooting. Did she happen to see Willow at the hospital that night?

Dante said he heard Brook was looking for him, and she said it was about a legal thing. He had to promise it stayed between them.

Emma said she couldn’t get the key fob, and Gio suggested she find Britt and try again, but Emma said Britt would know something was up. Gio suggested she stop the pity party. They weren’t giving up. Emma said there was one more opportunity, but it involved relying on someone she didn’t know if she could trust.

Drew told Jacinda that Michael shot him. Willow would be exonerated, and Michael was going to be charged and convicted. She was too smart to go down as a co-conspirator. She said it wasn’t the first time he’d threatened her. He was a lot of talk and very little action. His girlfriend was in prison for shooting him and he was scrambling to get her set free. It was a skewed perspective. He said he could talk to the cops and press charges against her for drugging him, when Nina came in. She suggested he be more original. Why was he here harassing her assistant?

Michael said if there was another suspect, he’d love to know who, but Sonny said it was best the stay clear of the case. Alexis was looking into it. Michael wondered if he was setting up an innocent person, but Sonny said he wasn’t setting anything up. They didn’t know for sure that Willow shot Drew. Michael said he wasn’t blind to what Willow was capable of, but Sonny said the more he focused on Willow, he looked vindictive and looked guilty. Michael said he wasn’t guilty, and Sonny said he knew that, but Michael was angry. He didn’t blame Michael, but the best thing for the case was for Willow to be acquitted.

Dante suggested Brook talk to her husband. If a crime had been committed, he didn’t want to be dragged into it. She said there was a crime – not by her, by Willow. She was worried Chase was getting too caught up in saving Willow and would be dragged down with her.

Alexis asked if she needed to remind Chase there was no physical contact with inmates. They didn’t want Willow to get penalized. Willow said it was her fault. She got emotional. She felt so trapped and couldn’t stand not knowing when she’d see her kids again. Alexis said she had potentially good news that might secure Willow’s release.

Felicia said, September 2nd, the night Drew was shot, and Portia flashed back to being with Isaiah. Portia says she absolutely remembers she was on call, but she was working in her office and never saw Willow.

Gio said Rocco and Charlotte were on top of things, and Emma said Charlotte was smart and didn’t know Britt. Gio said he thought Charlotte and Rocco could work together and get the key fob. Failure was not an option. He knew it was important to Emma, so it was important to him too. Rocco and Charlotte knew that and hated what Dalton was doing. She said, okay. She and Gio had to be ready when they came through. He said the whole campus would be focused on the debate, and she said, that meant she should change into her hottest outfit. They kissed and she left.

Drew said he was under the impression Nina wasn’t keeping Jacinda as her assistant, but Nina said, it wasn’t her idea, but she needed and assistant, and Jacinda was going a great job. If he had something on his mind, say it directly to her and stop badgering her assistant. They went into Nina’s office, and he asked what the hell Nina was up to.

Dante said Chase was just doing his job and couldn’t discuss the case with Brook, and Brook said she knew that, but she was worried Chase would put himself in the middle of the war between Willow and Michael. He could end up hurting her family. Dante said Chase was in a tough spot, but he was a good cop. He could be sympathetic, but he knew the evidence pointed to Willow. She said the case may be more complicated than that. They both knew Michael and Drew, and both knew Michael could have done it.

Michael said if Willow got off, he was next in line, but Sonny said if Willow was acquitted, the case was over. The police and the ADA were going to fail and wouldn’t want to waste resources on another case that wasn’t ironclad. Michael asked if they just moved on like nothing happened and Willow would be back in the kids’ lives. He didn’t think so. Sonny said Michael had to think smart. He had to figure out Willow’s role in the kids’ lives later. Right now, they had to make this go away. Donna came in and asked if Michael wanted to help make turkeys for the soup kitchen, but he said he had to get going. Sonny told Donna to set up while he said goodbye to her brother, and he walked Michael outside. Michael said he got that what Sonny was saying made sense as a legal strategy, but it didn’t for the kids.

Willow said she thought she’d been denied bail, but Alexis said her circumstances had changed. Willow had been arraigned with Nina, and she petitioned for Willow’s release alone. It would be in the judge’s chambers and not public. Willow asked if that made it more likely that the judge would award bail, and Alexis said she made a strong written argument. Willow had no history of violence, had steady employment at GH, and she’d gotten several affidavits from co-workers testifying to her character. Chase was one of them. Chase said he hadn’t told her because he didn’t want to get her hopes up, and Alexis said the odds were better now than after Willow’s arrest. Chase said he’d also made some progress on the case.

Sonny made a construction paper turkey and made Donna laugh with it. There was a knock at the door, and Sonny opened it to Turner, who looked a mess. He asked, what happened? and she said it turned out she could throw an ax, but couldn’t change a tire. May she come in? Donna said, no offense, but she was a mess. Could they help her?  

Ned went into Bobbie’s and asked if Gio was off the clock. Gio said he was, but if Ned needed something, he could hook him up. Ned said, no need. He’d been eating BLTs there since before Gio was born. Gio said there was a lot of history there, like there was at the Quartermaine mansion, and Ned said, don’t let the new owner hear him compare the mansion to the local diner. Gio said he was glad they got the house back. Tracy must be thrilled. Ned said she was more thrilled to have the entire family back under one roof. He understood Gio was responsible. Gio said Tracy would have gotten around to apologizing to Ronnie eventually, but Ned said he wasn’t so sure. Tracy was frustrating and stubborn. Gio said maybe they had that in common.

Brook told Dante that when Willow was arrested, she saw how cold Michael was, like he got everything he wanted and everything was going according to plan. Dante said Michael knew how to cause maximum damage, and she asked if he thought Michael shot Drew. He said he didn’t know, but thought he was capable of framing Willow.

Alexis said, if there was a new development, why was she just hearing about it? and Chase said it wasn’t from the PCPD. He was investigating the case as a private citizen. He believed the department overlooked evidence against other suspects. Once Willow was charged, they focused on strengthening the case. He said he believed Willow was innocent, but was investigating it on his own time, without department resources. Alexis said she appreciated it and to let her know if he found anything helpful, and he said he was looking into Michael’s alibi – Jacinda Bracken.

Drew asked what Jacinda was doing there. He thought Nina paid her to skip town. Nina said Michael charmed her into staying, but he said Michael put zeroes on a check. He spoke to Alexis and Willow had another shot at bail. They had to get the focus back on Michael. His alibi had to go, so say goodbye to her new assistant. She said that was her first impulse, but then she realized she didn’t need to get rid of Jacinda. Michael would.

She said, Michael made a big mistake. Now that he claimed Jacinda was his alibi, he was forced to see it through. He had to convince the world Jacinda wasn’t a paid escort and that they had a meaningful relationship. Otherwise, it would look like his alibi was bought and paid for. Drew asked if she thought Michael could pull it off, and she said, if he didn’t, it had the potential to put his children in an unsavory situation. People talked, gossiped, recorded things on their phone, and other people commented. Being with a paid escort and his children was a terrible look. That’s why a public situation had to be orchestrated where Michael was with Jacinda and his children, and he’d be forced to distance himself from a known sex worker. Drew said, if he denied being with her, it would protect his good standing as a father. Nina said his flimsy alibi would blow away and he’d be back to being suspect number one. Willow would go free. Drew asked if she wasn’t worried about the impact on the kids, but she said she’d make sure the kids were okay. It would be worth it. Willow would be free and with her children and the blame would shift back to Michael where it belonged.

Gio asked how Tracy was taking her win, and Ned said she was taking a much-deserved trip to her favorite spa in France. In the meantime, he arranged to get the boxes of Quartermaine heirlooms she dumped at Lulu’s back to the estate. He was trying to lock down an ETA from the movers, but they were dodging him. He needed to handle it personally. The items were very precious to his mother, and he had to make sure they got home safely and in one piece.

Donna gave Turner a cloth to wipe her face and Sonny asked, what happened? Turner said she got a flat and figured she’d save time changing it herself. The jack wasn’t working properly, and in the process, she smashed her phone, so she couldn’t call for help. She decided to throw herself on his mercy and walked here. She showed him her run-down shoe and asked if she could use the phone. He said she didn’t have to call roadside assistance. He owned a fleet of tow trucks. She said, of course (🍷) he did.

Drew said he hoped Jacinda took his advice. She was caught up in things way above her head and was going to be the first casualty. Michael shot him and despite her drugging him, he didn’t think Michael should hide behind her to get away with it. He left, and Nina aske Jacinda to call Michael. Tell him they had something important to discuss and it had to be face to face.

Willow said, Jacinda drugged Drew. She found Jacinda in their bedroom. Now Michael was pursuing her? Alexis said that didn’t prove Michael shot Drew or discount his alibi. Chase said Jacinda could. Michael said they met by chance at the bar in the PC Grill. He said he had no idea who she was. He paid for her drink, then they went elsewhere. Michael said he was with her all night until Brook called about Wiley and he went back to the Quartermaines. Willow said that couldn’t be true if Michael was at Drew’s, and Chase said, if he was, Jacinda’s whereabouts were unknown. Possibly, she was with another client. If he can find them, Michael’s alibi disappears.

Ned said now that he was fortified, he had to deal with the boxes, and Gio said he hoped everything made it back to the house. Ned told him, don’t be a stranger. Their house was his house. Stop in whenever he wanted. His mother and Olivia would love it. So would Brook. Gio said he’d keep it in mind, and Ned left. Emma came back, and Gio asked if she’d heard from Charlotte, but she said she hadn’t. She was choosing to be cautiously optimistic. Distract her. He took her hands and said he and Ned were talking. Tracy was at a spa in France. She said Tracy deserved to be papered. She was glad he and Ned talked. Where did they leave things?

Outside Bobbie’s on the phone, Ned said the boxes should have been delivered to 66 Harborview Drive two hours ago… what did they mean, they could be lost? Those were valuable family heirlooms. Drew came by and said they were exactly where they should be.

Isaiah said he apologized for leaving Portia deal with Felicia. He didn’t want to tip her off. Portia told her that she was on call the night of Drew’s shooting, but they both knew she was with him. They should go to the police and Willow’s lawyer and clear things up.

Felicia looked at Portia’s schedule on the hospital computer, and it showed Portia leaving at 8 pm. Felicia said Portia wasn’t on call all night. Where was she?

Brook told Dante that Chase was convinced Willow was being railroaded. He wouldn’t consider that she was guilty. Dante said he and Chase talked about how his bias had seeped into his job. She needed to make sure it didn’t seep into their relationship. She said she didn’t see how the investigation became so personal. She knew Chase wanted to help, but she didn’t want it to cost him.

Chase asked if Willow would be okay, and she said now that she knew he was doing what he could to help. She didn’t know how to thank him. He said, stay strong and listen to Alexis. She’d make bail and they’d clear her name. He left.

Michael said he had an appointment with Nina and asked what Jacinda was doing for dinner. She said she may be free. It depended on the invitation. She told Nina that Michael was there, and Michael went into Nina’s office. He asked what was up. What were her concerns? She said her concerns were her grandchildren. She hadn’t seen them in a long time. Before he said, no, she was prepared to go to court and fight for grandparents’ rights. Michael said it was fine, and she said, he’d let her see them? He said they loved and missed her and he thought it was good for them to see her. She said, what’s the catch? and he said the problem wasn’t that she loved her grandkids. It was that she had a blind spot when it came to their mother. She said she wasn’t apologizing for loving her child, and he said she didn’t need to. But she did need to limit what she said to the kids about Willow. Did she agree?

Sonny said his guys would be on their way soon and Turner’s car would be ready. He’d drive her to it. She thanked him, and he asked if she’d like some water. Donna said he needed to offer her a treat as well. Did she like cookies? Turner said she didn’t think she could turn down a cookie, and Donna left to get a plate. Turner said she never would have come had she known Donna was there, and he asked to check her shoe. She asked if he was a cobbler too, and he said he knew a guy. She said he knew a lot of people, and he tenderly wiped her face, saying she had grease on her. She didn’t hate it.

Donna brought back cookies and milk, and Turner said they looked delicious, but there was no way she could eat them on her own. They had to help. Donna said she’d brought out extras, and Turner took a bite. She said, delicious. They were way too good to resist.

Willow told Alexis, for the first time in a long time, there was hope. First, she’d make bail, and Chase would disprove Michael’s alibi. Then she’d be free. Won’t she?

Dante said Chase was definitely invested in the outcome, and Brook asked what he knew that he wasn’t telling her. He said they monitored Willow’s visits as part of the investigation. Chase had been to see her three times since she was denied bail. She asked if that was typical, but he said, no. Chase came in and asked what was going on. Dante said he’d leave them to chat, and Chase asked if he interrupted something. Brook said he was right on time. He’d been working to free Willow.

Nina said, fine. She’d respect Michael’s limits. She thanked him for letting her see her grandchildren, and he said he didn’t want the kids to suffer. He wanted them to be happy. He left Nina’s office and asked if Jacinda thought about dinner. She said she liked the MetroCourt Gardens and they should go before the snow starts. He said, good idea, and kissed her. Nina cracked her office door and watched.  

Portia said they weren’t going to the police or Willow’s attorney. If she and Isaiah let them know where they were, it would open them up to scrutiny. He said she was right. Neither of them wanted their jobs jeopardized and neither of them saw Willow. They couldn’t help anyway. It would stay between them. She said that’s what he told her that he wanted in the beginning, and he said that wasn’t the only thing he said he wanted. He put his arms around her and said he couldn’t wait to get back to the cabin. She said her too. They had to make it happen.

Alexis told Willow that it wasn’t that simple. She had to convince a jury that the police rushed to judgment, focusing just on her, and missed the real killer. There were more viable suspects. Michael was one, but there may be more. Her phone rang, and she asked if Felicia had an update. Felicia said Portia’s alibi didn’t hold up. She wasn’t where she said she was at the time of the shooting.

Gio told Emma that Ned said he could go to the Quartermaines’ whenever he wanted. He was cool and didn’t push. Emma said he got major points for that, and Gio said, no pressure. He and Sonny always clicked. It took longer with Ned, but Ned was a good guy. Emma said, progress.  

Ned asked what Drew did, and Drew said he called the moving company and was having every box of the valuable family heirlooms shipped to his house. Ned said that was theft, but Drew said he was as much of a Quartermaine as the rest of them. Ned said he was sick of Drew’s games. He’d lost the house. Move on. Drew said he may not have the estate, but he got everything in it, at least the important things. Ned asked what Drew cared about them. He had no memories associated with them. He never saw Ned’s grandmother pick roses and put them in the Ming vase, or Alan’s joy at his stupid trains going around the Christmas tree. The only pleasure Drew got was keeping the things from them. Drew said maybe that was enough, and Ned said that proved he wasn’t a Quartermaine and never would be. He was going to take Drew to court and sue for every item. Drew said he couldn’t steal what was already his (how does he figure this when everything was left to Tracy?), and Ned began breathing heavily. He squatted down, leaning on a chair, and Drew said, faking a heart attack. That was right out of the Quartermaine playbook. He believed Edward was better at it. He left, and Ned fell to the ground.

Tuesday:

Nathan went to Anna’s office and said the Commissioner wanted to see him. Dante said that would be him.

Chase said he believed Willow was innocent, and Brook asked if he was actively working to get Willow exonerated. He said he was.

Jacinda met Michael at the MetroCourt Gardens and asked what he wanted to talk about. He said he wanted to get to know her better. Talk about herself. She said she was used to keeping her private life private, and he said he respected that, but if they wanted this to work, he was going to need to get to know better, and he was genuinely interested. Tell him one thing not many people knew.

Lucas told Elizabeth that he was moving in with Marco at Windymere.

Lulu found Olivia in the nook and said the moving company had picked up Tracy’s boxes. She assumed Tracy would be there barking orders. Olivia said Tracy was at the spa and the boxes weren’t there either. They were lost in transit. It was a huge mess, and she was letting Ned handle it. She was glad Lulu stopped by. She didn’t want to meddle, but thought Lulu should know that she heard Rocco and Danny talking about Britt.

Charlotte, Rocco, and Danny got in the elevator and Rocco said, mission? Danny said, whatever it was, he was in, and Charlotte said they had to get the key fob tonight.

Emma told Gio that Charlotte was going to grab the key fob and they were meeting at the campus. Gio said, after that, there was no turning back, and they left Bobbie’s. Outside, they saw Ned on the ground, gasping.

Dante told Nathan that Anna had been called away by the WSB and took a leave of absence. She wanted to get Mac, but… Nathan said, Maxie, and Dante said Laura asked him to fill in. Nathan said he was the right man for the job, but Dante said he was a cop, not an administrator. Everything was dicey and they’d just given their biggest case to the DA. They had the election, and everyone was worked up over Measure C. They needed all hands on deck and needed Nathan back on the force.

Chase said he’d visited Willow in Pentenville and was putting together evidence to help the case, and Brook said Dante had mentioned his visits to Pentenville. Why didn’t he tell her? He said he didn’t want to put her in a difficult position. She had every right to feel that Michael had been treated badly, but no amount of hurt justified trying to kill Drew and framing Willow.

Jacinda told Michael that she’d imagined she’d be a great world traveler and would thrive living out of a backpack under the stars. But her first night in the wilderness, she saw a spider the size of a football and booked with a glamping camp and never looked back. She gave up her dreams as an explorer and her savings. Glamping was expensive. Michael said his stepdad liked camping and brought him a couple of times. From experience, he preferred the glamping route. Jacinda said, to kindred spirits, and Michael said, to intrepid glampers, and they clinked glasses. He told her not to give up her dream. Maybe the Outback wasn’t the best place to start, especially when they had enough poisonous creatures in their backyard. He looked over at Nina walking in with Wiley.

Elizabeth reminded Lucas that Sidwell had held lucky captive and Lucky almost didn’t make it out alive. Ask Jason and Anna about him. Lucas said Marco couldn’t control his father, but she said that didn’t mean they should share an address, He said he’d probably never see Sidwell. It was a literal castle and they’d have their own living space. She said moving in was big enough, but he said it was a risk he was willing to take. She said it was more than a risk. Was he sure he wasn’t doing it to sabotage the relationship and give himself an excuse to bail?

Danny said it was their last chance. There would be tons of outsiders. Gio and Emma could get in the lab when no one was paying attention. Rocco said Danny couldn’t afford more trouble, but Danny said no matter what he did, Drew would still hate him. Rocco thought he should reconsider, but Danny said he was doing this. Charlotte said, good. There needed to be three of them if this was going to work.  

Olivia said she didn’t hear the details, and when Danny and Rocco saw her, they clammed up. Lulu said the whole Britt thing was an ongoing struggle. Rocco had been meeting up with Britt and lying to her about it. Olivia said Rocco was a good kid and she thought Lulu could trust him, but Lulu asked how she could when he was keeping secrets. Olivia said it was good he had Danny to talk to, but Lulu said Danny was Jason’s son, and Jason and Britt were friends. So Rocco wasn’t getting the full picture of her. She’d rather he hear it from her and not Danny. Olivia said, that ship sailed a long time ago, and Lulu said she had no one to blame but herself.

Gio told Ned that he was going to be okay, and called to Emma. He said, no pulse and he’s not breathing, when Britt ran out, telling him, stand back. Emma called 911, while Brit started CPR.

Lucas said in some ways he was still afraid to commit, and Elizabeth told him to give it the consideration it deserved. It would show he cared about their future and wanted it to last. He said that’s why Windymere was perfect. He wanted to live with Marco, but signing a lease was too much too soon. If they lived in a gothic castle filled with ghosts, they would know they could live together. It’s what he wanted more than anything. She said it was his life and he could ruin it how he saw fit, and he said he went over to Windymere and it was as incredible as he remembered. He’d been stuck in Ava’s tiny guest room and now he’d wake up with Marco every morning. She said she was happy and excited for him and Marco, but if he needed to get off the island fast, he knew who to call.

Dante said he went over Nathan’s psyche eval and he was cleared to be reinstated. When Dante came back, he’d been a mess and a danger to everyone, but he got help and did the work. Nathan said he was sorry Dante went through that, but Dante said he’d put it behind him. It looked like Nathan had readjusted. Nathan said it was different, but worth it. He was seeing a therapist, and it was helpful. He’d brought up coming back to the force to Anna, but she seemed to have doubts. Dante said Anna went to bat for Nathan, and would be disappointed that she wasn’t there, but he hadn’t heard from her since she left.

Chase said, that was the working theory and he was gathering evidence. Brook said he made it sound official, but there was already a case against Willow. He said he thought they were wrong, and Brook asked if Anna knew. He said she knew how he felt, but not that he was investigating, and she said, why not? He said he wasn’t investigating as a cop. He’d spoken to Alexis about how he was looking into it as a private citizen.

Jacinda said she should go, but Michael said, please stay. Wiley came over to the table and said Grandma Nina was getting him an ice cream sundae, and Michael introduced him to Jacinda, daddy’s friend. She was also Grandma Nina’s assistant. Nina suggested they go get Wiley’s sundae, and Michael said he thought Wiley should stay. Nina asked to speak to him, and they stepped away while Wiley and Jacinda talked sundae toppings.

Nina said Michael was going to let her grandchild hang with a call girl? and he said it looked like it. Sorry to ruin her plan.

Charlotte said Britt barely knew her, so she could steal the key fob while Rocco and Danny provided a distraction. When Britt came in for her shift, Rocco could ask her to join him for coffee. Rocco said she’d be working, and Charlotte said, get her to sit for a quick chat. That’s when she’d steal the key fob from Britt’s bag. Rocco said, what if Britt didn’t want to chat? and Charlotte said that’s where Danny came in. He could accidentally bump into Britt and say anything that would occupy her.

Emma said the ambulance was on the way, and Britt continued to work on Ned.

Dante said he was worried about Anna. The WSB didn’t care about the welfare of their people in the field. Nathan said, she must have thought it was important or she wouldn’t have gone. It couldn’t have been easy to appoint Sonny Corinthos’s son as Police Commissioner.

Michael said Nina deliberately brought Wiley to trap him, seeing him in public with a so-called call girl. Wiley was having a great time with her assistant. Nina wondered what a family court judge would say about the company he kept, and Michael said she was shaming Jacinda. Given some of the things in her past, he didn’t think she was the best advocate for a woman’s bodily autonomy. By the time the visitation hearing came around, Willow would be locked up for good.

Brook asked if it was even legal, and Chase said it was a grey area. He was being careful and if necessary, he could defend his actions to internal affairs. She asked if he heard himself, and he said he couldn’t let an innocent person be railroaded. She said he didn’t know that Willow was innocent. He didn’t have to do anything and had already lost his badge when he punched Valentin. She saw how hard it was on him and now he was willing to jeopardize his career again for Willow.  

Lulu said when Rocco told her that he found out about Britt, she didn’t handle it well. Now he wasn’t comfortable talking about her. She should have figured out a way for her and Dante to break it to him themselves, then he wouldn’t be lying to them. Olivia said she thought it was good that Lulu stood her ground, and Lulu said she knew Britt was part of bringing Rocco into the world. Olivia asked if Lulu could find it in her heart to forgive Britt, but Lulu said she couldn’t. Britt stole her embryo and tried to raise Rocco as her own. How could she trust Britt around her family? Olivia said she wouldn’t, and Lulu asked how to explain things to a teenager who thought they’d been lied to their whole life. Olivia said Lulu did what she thought was best, and Lulu said, now Rocco was fascinated with Britt. He thought she was mysterious. Olivia said Britt was a horror show and sooner or later, Rocco would find out for himself.

As Ned was brought in on a gurney, Britt ran into the hospital and told Lucas what had happened. She tried to follow them, but Lucas said, medical staff only. Elizabeth said, nothing personal, but Britt wasn’t a doctor right now, and closed the door.

Nathan said, that didn’t come out right, but Dante said he’d been thinking about it too. Not only was he Sonny’s son, but his brother’s ex was accused of shooting a sitting congressman. Nathan said he wasn’t related to Willow or Drew, and Dante said, not technically. He asked Laura if she thought he was the right choice, and she said let her worry about the optics and let him worry about the job. Nathan said it was clear she had faith in Dante’s integrity, and Dante said he wanted Nathan back on the force and out in the community. He was assigning Nathan a partner. He was a good guy, but had a couple of blind spots. Dante needed Nathan to keep an eye on him.

Chase asked if Brook remembered why he hit Valentin, and she said, of course (🍷). Valentin goaded him into defending her. He was very chivalrous, but it was unnecessary. Taking matters into his own fists might have cost him his badge permanently. He said he had no legal right, but under the same circumstances, he would do it again because it was the right thing to do. She said that made him her hero, but his job was to enforce the law, and he said, the same law was being used to railroad Willow. He had to help. She said Willow had help. Alexis was defending her, and Drew was on her side, and he was the victim. Did he need to risk his career? She doubted Willow asked him to do that. He asked if she was worried about his career or that he might prove that Michael did it.

Nina said she was going to document Michael’s family outing and the judge would hear all about who he trusted to be around his son. Michael said, go right ahead. Then she needed to leave the hotel. His mother owned the MetroCourt and one word from him, and security would drag her out. She said he couldn’t do that, and he said, couldn’t he? Good luck getting back in her office. He’d inform her assistant that she could help Nina work remotely and she’d have the office to herself. As her boss… He wouldn’t get into that just yet. Do what she needed to do. He went back to the table and said, Grandma Nina wanted to take a quick picture of them. He posed between Wiley and Jacinda, and Nina took a photo.

At the hospital, Rocco asked, what happened? and Danny asked if Ned was going to be okay. Gio said he thought Ned had a heart attack, and Charlotte said she was going to get the key fob, then meet them, when Britt joined them. She said they were able to restore Ned’s heart rhythm, but he wasn’t out of the woods. He was in better shape than when they’d found him though. They’d get an update soon from the medical team. Emma asked if that wasn’t her, and Gio thanked her for stepping in and saving his grandfather. Britt said they did a great job jumping into action and asked if they’d seen her bag. Gio said, no, and she said maybe she left it in the ambulance, which she was sure was gone. She ran out, and Emma asked if Gio was okay. Gio said there was something he needed to do, and left.

Olivia said she didn’t care what good things Britt had done. Thank God she’d saved Josslyn, but she was a liar and a thief. She would just lie to Rocco too and when she did, he’d remember Lulu was his mother. She had his back, and he could trust her, not that snake. Lulu said that was strangely comforting, and Olivia said no parent wanted their kid to learn the hard way, but experience was the greatest teacher. Don’t worry. Britt would show Rocco who she truly was. Olivia’s phone rang, and she asked Gio what was going on. Gio said, it’s Ned.  

Dante said Nathan’s partner would be Harrison Chase. He was smart and a solid cop. Nathan said, with blind spots, and Dante said, not normally, but he did when it came to the shooting of Congressman Cain. How well did he remember Drew? Nathan said, Drew shot him, but he didn’t know. He seemed decent enough after he got away from Helena Cassadine. Dante said Drew was a piece of work. He’d turned all of his friends into enemies. All of the evidence pointed to Michael’s ex, Willow, but despite the evidence, Chase insisted she was innocent. He’d been to visit her in Pentenville. Nathan asked if that wasn’t a conflict of interest, and Dante said, a massive one, but Chase was a great guy. Chase always had his back and he wanted Nathan to look out for him and keep him on the straight and narrow.

Chase said Brook didn’t want to believe Michael shot Drew and framed Willow, but she had to admit it was a possibility. Brook said she thought Drew could rile the Dali Lama into a homicidal rage, but she did think Michael was capable of violence. He said Claudia Zacchara would agree, but she said, context matters. Claudia kidnapped Josslyn just after Carly gave birth and Michael lost it. So technically, Michael could have shot Drew in a rage. He said, but not cold-blooded premeditated murder with a family heirloom, and she said she didn’t want to think that was true or that Michael framed Willow. Before Willow and Drew’s affair, she would have bet Michael was innocent, but the way he’d been talking lately, she didn’t know. He asked if she thought Michael could have done it, and she said, he could have, but it seemed like the only truth Chase wanted to prove was the one that exonerated Willow. That’s why she wanted him to stay far away from Drew and the Quartermaines. Michael and Willow’s divorce and custody hearing were a toxic stain that kept spreading and hurting everyone it touched. Let Drew be Willow’s hero. Chase said, if he stood by and did nothing and Willow was wrongfully convicted, he’d blame himself.

Rocco asked if Ned would be okay, and Britt said the doctors were taking great care of him. Danny said he wished there was something they could do, but Britt said they were there. They were doing it. She asked if Rocco, Danny, and Charlotte would go to Bobbie’s and see if she left her bag, and they said they were on it. She asked Gio if there was any word, but he said, not yet. He said he needed to run an errand, and left.

Elizabeth said the meds weren’t working, and Lucas said they’d have4 to do a coronary bypass.

Olivia arrived at the hospital and hugged Gio. She asked, what happened? and he said they found Ned outside Bobbie’s struggling to breathe. He was pretty sure it was a heart attack. Olivia said someone had to call Brook, and Gio said he’d been trying, but he’d call again. Emma said they were working on Ned, and Olivia said, thank God they were there, but Gio said, Britt saved Ned’s life.

Emma called Charlotte and said there was a change in plans, but Charlotte said she got the key fob. They were good to go. Emma said Gio needed to be at the hospital. They weren’t sure if Ned was going to make it.

Lucas came out and said Ned was critical, but stable, and Olivia said, he was alive. That was something. Lucas said Ned had a severe heart attack and the blockage wasn’t responding to medication. They needed to do an emergency bypass.

Charlotte told Danny and Rocco that it was a no-go. Gio was worried about his grandfather and Emma didn’t want to leave him. Danny said they had to do it tonight. They wouldn’t get another chance. Rocco said, then they’d do it themselves.

Dante gave Nathan his badge and said, welcome back to the PCPD, Detective West. Nathan said, thank you, Acting Commissioner Falconari, and they hugged.

Brook said, if there was blame to throw, it was on the person who shot Drew, and Chase said she didn’t need to agree Willow was innocent or Michael was guilty, but he had to stand by his beliefs. Could she accept that? She said he was a good guy, and he said, that wasn’t a yes. She said she might not like what he was doing, but his reasons for doing it made her love him more, and they hugged.

Wiley and Jacinda talked about the giant spiders, and Wiley asked Michael if they could go to Australia. Willow walked in and saw them.

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When Brook got to the hospital, Olivia told her that Ned might need a bypass. Portia joined them and said Ned was critical, but stable. They were giving him oxygen and medication to improve his blood flow, but needed to do more tests. Britt asked if his major artery wasn’t blocked, and Portia said, according to the initial test, that was correct. Britt said that Ned had a windowmaker and needed an operation immediately.

Boyle harassed Laura before the debate, saying her Police Commissioner was MIA and she’d replaced Anna with the son of the local crime boss. Laura said she thought they’d be focusing on the issues, but he said her relationship with Sonny Corinthos was an issue and would cause her downfall. He left and Martin told Laura, don’t worry. That old gasbag is all talk. Martin knew she was angry, but he was there to offer support if she wanted it.

Charlotte, Danny, and Rocco arrived at the lab. Rocco said Emma didn’t want them to break in on their own, but it was their best chance. Charlotte said Emma wouldn’t care when they brought her proof, and Rocco tried the key fob with no luck. Danny was also unsuccessful, but Charlotte opened it on the first try.

At Alexis’s office, Drew commended her for managing to get Willow out on bail. He was looking for her, but Alexis said all she knew was Willow had something important to do.

Willow saw Jacinda, and flashed back to seeing her in the bedroom with a passed out drew. Wiley saw Willow and ran to her.

Martin asked if Laura wanted him to leave, but she said, of course (🍷) not. She was disappointed in him, but he was her brother. He said he knew he’d messed up badly, but wanted to make amends. That’s why he was there tonight. He couldn’t stay for the debate, but could offer pointers on handling old Ezra. She asked if he wouldn’t get in trouble with Drew, and he said Drew paid his bills, but there wasn’t enough money in the world for him to turn his back on his baby sister. His loyalty to her came first.

Charlotte closed the lab door, and they turned on the light. Rocco wondered, where’s the animals?

Brook asked if Ned should be in surgery, but Portia said it was a complicated operation. They had to make sure it was absolutely necessary. They might be able to insert a stent. Britt said they were being overly cautious, and it could prove fatal, and Portia asked for a word. They stepped away, and Portia said Britt was way out of line. She needed to stop scaring the family. Britt said she was telling the truth, but Portia said Britt was a disgraced OB/GYN who’d been busted down to a ward clerk. Britt said, if not for her, Ned wouldn’t have made it there, and Portia said now she had to step back and let them handle it. Britt said, their inaction could get Ned killed.

Wiley said he missed Willow so much, while at the table, Jacinda said she thought Willow was in prison. Michael said he guessed she made bail, when Wiley pulled Willow over to the table. Michael said it was a surprise, and Willow said, for both of them. She had no idea she’d find them here with Michael’s… friend. Wiley said her name was Jacinda, and Willow said they’d met once before, but she almost didn’t recognize Jacinda with so many clothes on.

Portia asked if Britt was trying to get fired, and Jason suggested he and Britt go out for some fresh air. Portia said she thought that was a good idea, and Britt said, fine. She’d meet Jason outside.

Emma said she totally freaked, but not Gio, and Gio said he knew he had to do something. But if Emma hadn’t grabbed Britt, Ned could have taken a turn for the worse.

Danny asked if it was the right lab, and Rocco said, maybe Dalton moved the animals. Danny said, maybe Emma got it wrong, and Charlotte suggested they dig around. Rocco said Danny should go, and Charlotte said, if Danny got caught, he had more to lose. Rocco told him not to give Drew another reason for him not to see Scout, but Danny said they were in this together. It was faster with the three of them. Charlotte suggested they get started, and they looked around.

Drew said he wanted to discuss Willow’s defense strategy, but Alexis said Willow was her client, not him. He said he was footing the bills and her access to Scout depended on his goodwill. He could choose to enforce the restraining order at any time. She said he’d made it clear that their dynamic was extortion based, but if he was looking to dictate her strategy, there was the door. He said he wanted to make sure they were on the same page, and she said she’d do everything in her power to get Willow exonerated. He said she’d do it by implicating Michael, and she said she’d bring Michael up as an alternate suspect, along with everyone else who possibly shot him.

Jacinda said it was good to see Willow. A lot had changed since they’d run into each other. Willow said it appeared Jacinda was in the same line of work, but Jacinda said she had a new position as assistant to Willow’s mom at Crimson. Willow said she guessed Michael had something to do with that, and Michael said it was getting late. They should wrap things up. Wiley said his mommy just got there, but Michael said it was almost bedtime. Wiley said he was happy to see Willow. He’d been worried. Willow said he didn’t have to worry anymore. She was back and not going away ever again.

At Bobbie’s, Britt complained about Portia being disrespectful, but Jason said it seemed like she was acting in the best interest of the hospital, shielding GH and Britt from a major lawsuit. Britt said she might not be reinstated, but she was a damn good doctor. She hated her stupid job, she hated her room above the diner, and she hated him for making her come back. He said that wasn’t how he remembered it, and she said he gave her no other option. She had a good thing going until he showed up to ruin everything. He asked if she wished she was still working with Pascal, and she said she wished she was anywhere but Port Charles. He said he was grateful she was there and bet Ned was too.

Portia said the result of Ned’s coronary angiogram showed a full blockage of the biggest artery, which cut off 50% of the blood flow to his heart. Brook said, so he needed a bypass, and Portia said, unfortunately. She asked if Olivia could fill out some paperwork, and Brook asked if her dad was going to make it. Portia said she promised to do everything she could to make sure he pulled through, and she left with Olivia. Chase hugged Brook.  

Willow told Wiley to give his sister a big hug and kiss, and Michael said it was time to go. Wiley asked if Jacinda could come. He wanted to show her his stuffed spider, Fred. Michael said, if it was okay with her, and Jacinda said, of course (🍷). She’d love to meet Fred. Willow said she’d see Wiley soon, and grabbed Michael’s arm as they were leaving. She said Wiley was a little boy. How could she expose him to a sex worker? He said, as opposed to a would-be murderer? She said she knew he’d framed her and put the gun in her room. She and Alexis would prove it, and he would be the one left out in the cold.

Drew said he didn’t want Alexis introducing any other suspects. When Willow was exonerated, he wanted the police waiting to arrest Michael. Alexis asked what his priority was – exonerating Willow or convicting Michael – and he asked if it couldn’t be both. She said her priority was convincing the court of Willow’s innocence. Anything else was a distraction and could cost Willow her freedom. Drew said he asked Martin to be her co-counsel, but she said she didn’t need a co-counsel. Drew said she could focus on proving Willow’s innocence, and Martin could convince the court that Michael shot him. She said he had the rest of his life to go after Michael. She had one shot to prove Willow’s innocence and if he pushed his agenda, there was a good chance Willow could end up in prison.

Laura told Martin that it would be an uphill battle. Boyle had major ammunition. Anna was on a special assignment with the WSB, and she had to appoint an acting Police Commissioner. She wanted Mac of course (🍷), but he had to commute to Boston to see his daughter and declined. So she appointed the next most qualified person – Dante Falconari. Martin said, Sonny’s son, and she said it was political suicide. He said the optics weren’t great, but he knew she’d based her decision on what was right. She said Boyle would claim it was another sign that she was in Sonny’s pocket, and he said she’d have to defend her decision based on facts. Why did she select Dante? She said he had years of dedicated service, more commendations than she could count, sterling reviews, and was highly thought of among his peers. He said those were solid reasons and the people of Port Charles would see it the same way. She said her other concern was that Dante was her grandson’s father and Rocco was also Sonny’s grandson. She was concerned Rocco would get caught in the crossfire.

Rocco said nothing there indicated Dalton was experimenting on animals, and Danny said all he found were equations he didn’t understand. Rocco said they were upside down, and Danny turned them, but said it didn’t help. They heard someone coming in and hid. Dalton came into the lab.

Drew met Willow at the MetroCourt and said he’d gotten her message. She said she had a run-in with Michael. She’d called the Quartermaines’ to check on the children and Yuri picked up. He told her Nina had picked up Wiley and brought him there, so she thought it was the perfect chance for her to see him. She walked in and found Wiley eating ice cream with Michael and the hooker Nina paid to drug Drew like they were a pseudo family, and there was nothing she could do about it.

In the nook, Jacinda asked if Michael got Wiley to go to sleep, and he said, it took some wrangling, since he was hopped up on sugar. She said the classic toppings had a lot of sugar, and he said Wiley thought she had excellent taste in toppings. He was also excited and happy for her to meet Fred. She said Wiley was a sweet kid, and he said Wiley was impressed by her. So was he. She handled Nina and Willow perfectly. She said, perfect or not, they’d use what happened against him in family court, but he said there wasn’t a chance after Willow was convicted.

Jason said Britt saved Ned’s life, but Britt said he wasn’t out of the woods. He said she gave him a fighting chance. He hoped he got a chance to thank Ned for everything he’d done for the family. Years ago, he’d walked away from his parents and grandparents, and Ned must have wanted to do the same over the years, but didn’t. He stuck around. She said she imagined the money and power that came with being a Quartermaine made a difference, and he said, maybe, but Ned cared about the family and kept them together through very difficult times. He wanted to tell Ned that he appreciated it, like he appreciated what she did for Ned today. She said he gave her too much credit. Gio did CPR. He said she made sure Ned didn’t die while Gio was trying to save him. It would have devastated Gio, but it didn’t happen because of her. She said she hated when he talked like she was a good person. He was wrong. He said he wasn’t wrong and she knew it.

At the hospital, Lulu told Chase and Brook that Dante was on a case and asked her to keep an eye on his mom. Was it okay for her to wait with them? Brook said it was a public space, and Lulu said she knew Brook hated her and didn’t want to make things harder. Brook said she was half right. Sit down.

Gio told Emma that he and Ned had a good conversation earlier and he thought it was the first step to a relationship with Ned as his grandfather. What if that was all he got? He’d wasted time keeping Ned at arm’s length when Ned hadn’t done anything wrong. Emma said Gio was going through a lot. Ned knew that and was giving him space. Gio said Ned could have pressured him, but waited. He’d waited so long to seek Ned out, he may not get the chance. She told him not to count Ned out yet. He’d worked hard to keep Ned alive, and Ned was fighting just as hard to come back to him and the family.

Martin said he admired Laura. She always chose to do the right thing, even when it made her life more difficult. People called it… integrity. It was a foreign concept to him. Laura said it wasn’t an easy path to walk, but he said she made it look easy. He thought integrity was what made her popular with her constituents. They believed in her, trusted her, and looked to her for guidance, and they should. She said she hoped they still felt that way after the debate. She knew Boyle fought dirty. Martin said, let him. All he’d do was make their choice easier. Boyle was a little man who bullied people to get what he wanted. She said, and she was a friend to the mob and a nepo grandma. He said she was an amazing, lovable, accomplished woman with morals, class, and intelligence. She’d loved the city for decades and the people who lived in it counted on her to do the right thing for them no matter what. It was a lock. She said she was glad he was still in her life, and he said not as happy as he was. He had to meet Alexis, but he’d be rooting for her. He left.

Dalton sat at his computer and complained about things being moved around. He heard something and got up, asking, who’s there? Rocco stepped forward, and Dalton asked what the hell he was doing there.  

Martin went to Alexis’s office, and she said she’d been hoping to get through to his client. She didn’t need or want co-counsel. She tried to explain that she worked for Willow, and he worked for Drew. It was clear her intentions didn’t align with his. Drew was obsessed with laying the blame on Michael, which would hurt her client. The best way to get Willow acquitted was to present as many suspects as possible. Then she’d put the PCPD on trial, saying they rushed to judgement, focusing only on Willow and excluded all other suspects. Martin said it was a solid point of attack, and she said, then tell his boss to leave her alone.

Willow told Drew that it took all her willpower not to pull Wiley away from that disgusting farce. When she saw them, she had to stop herself from crying. Wiley spotted her, so she kept herself together. Michael had done so many things she didn’t think he was capable of, but she didn’t think he’d expose her son to a sex worker. Drew said there was something wrong with Michael. He’d claimed the kids weren’t safe with her and he deserved to lose custody.

Jacinda said, even if Willow was convicted, would Michael still think it was wise to let people think he had a relationship with a sex worker? He said she was a sex worker. She’d moved on. She said he was a high-profile figure and it could hurt his image, but he said he didn’t care what people thought. He had no problem with her being around his kids and had planned to introduce them to her anyway. She said she guessed Nina’s plan backfired, and he said Nina and Willow had a nasty habit of putting his kids in terrible positions, especially Willow. She didn’t think things through… This was what his dad warned him about. Willow and her selfish behavior were an easy trigger for him and Willow’s lawyer would try to use it against him in court. She said it would make it seem like he framed Willow, and he said, exactly. He had to keep his composure in court no matter what. It was equally important that when she was called to the stand that she provided an airtight alibi. Did she foresee any issues?

Lulu left to get tea, and Chase asked how Brook was holding up. Brook said she wasn’t. She was terrified. She couldn’t imagine a world without her dad. He said Ned was a rock for all of them, and she said when he’d found out she’d given birth to Gio, he was so amazing. He had a right to be angry, but he wasn’t. He loved and supported her like always. She couldn’t lose him. Chase said that wasn’t going to happen. The Quartermaines were a ridiculously stubborn bunch, and Ned wasn’t going anywhere without a fight. They hugged.

Dalton asked how Rocco got in, and Rocco said he snuck in. Dalton said, obviously. Why? Rocco said Dalton was doing illegal testing on animals, and he was going to prove it, and Dalton asked if he saw any animals. Rocco said he’d moved them, and Dalton said he was the kid who worked at the MetroCourt pool. Rocco said he was the guy who didn’t know how to tip, and Dalton said his grandmother was the mayor. Rocco said when she found out what Dalton was doing, he’d be arrested, but Dalton said Rocco broke the law. He pushed Rocco out the door, and Danny and Charlotte came out. Charlotte said Rocco sacrificed himself for them. If he hadn’t distracted Dalton with noise, Dalton would have found them. Danny said Rocco saved him, and Charlotte said Rocco was going to be in a world of trouble. They had to do something. Danny said he knew who could help.

Lulu asked how Olivia was, and Olivia said she was hanging in – barely. She was grateful for the family. They were the only thing keeping her together. Lulu brought back the tea, and Brook said she needed to thank Britt. Lulu said, even Britt admitted that she couldn’t take all the credit. She said if… when Ned made it, it was because of Gio’s immediate action. He performed CPR until she got there. He was the one who made all the difference. Brook looked at Gio and mouthed, thank you, and he smiled.

Martin said Alexis was a damn good lawyer. He’d do what he could to convince Drew to back off, but she needed to remember Drew’s ruthlessness. If Drew let her do it her way, and she failed to exonerate Willow, there would be hell to pay.

Willow said it wasn’t fair that she couldn’t spend time with her own child, but Jacinda could, and Drew said it wasn’t fair, but the upside was they could make sure Michael’s bad judgement was front and center in the courtroom. A jury wouldn’t like it any more than they did. She said Michael wasn’t the one on trial, but Drew said he would be. He was going to instruct Alexis to make a case that Michael shot him. When it was over, Michael would be the one in prison and the kids would never see him again.

Michael asked if there was anyone who could say they weren’t together when Drew was shot, Jacinda needed to tell him now. She said, after they parted ways, she went straight to her hotel room where she spent the rest of the evening completely alone. He said, so the only people who knew she was covering for him were in this room, and she said that was how it was going to stay. He said he appreciated everything she was doing for him, and took her hand. He said he couldn’t thank her enough, and kissed it.

Laura wondered if she and Boyle could possibly get on the same page before the debate. She’d love to debate him on the issues and avoid attacks on their personal lives. Boyle said of course (🍷) she would. She’d be publicly scrutinized for having Sonny Corinthos in her private life. His private life was beyond reproach. She said she found that hard to believe.

Britt told Jason that the kids found her purse and gave it to a waitress, when Charlotte and Danny ran in. Danny said they needed Jason’s help. They broke into the lab… Charlotte said they got away, but Rocco got caught.

Laura said Boyle could launch an attack, but she’d speak to the issues. It’s what the voters wanted to hear. Dalton came in dragging Rocco with him and yelled for the head of security. Laura told him to get his hands off her grandson, and Dalton said Rocco broke into the lab and he wanted Rocco arrested immediately.

Thursday:

Dalton dragged Rocco over to the auditorium, and Laura told him, hands off her grandson. He said he caught Rocco breaking into the lab and wanted him arrested, but she said he had no right to put his hands on Rocco.

Dante arrived at the hospital, and Lulu said Ned was in surgery. His mom was in the waiting room by the OR with Brook, and Chase went to the station. Dante said he understood Gio found Ned and helped, and Emma said she called 911 and Gio did CPR. He saved Ned’s life.

At the station, Nathan got his new badge and he and Chase introduced themselves. Nathan said it looked like he was Chase’s new partner.

Molly told Alexis that she had great news. Alexis wouldn’t have to go up against her in court.

Ric went to Sonny’s and said he wanted to be Sonny’s lawyer.

At Bobbie’s, Jason asked if Rocco was hurt, and Danny said, the guy grabbed him and said he wanted Rocco arrested. Jason said, what guy? and Charlotte said, Professor Dalton. Charlotte wanted to leave to find her mom, but Britt said Charlotte wasn’t going anywhere.

Laura told Dalton, let him go, and took Rocco aside. She asked if he was all right, and he said he was fine. Sorry… She said, not another word, and Boyle said breaking and entering was a serious crime. He was going to grab the police. Laura said nobody was going to arrest her grandson.

Molly told Alexis that she was no longer on Willow’s case. She thought Turner wanted all the glory and insisted on handling all of it herself. After the year they’d had, she and Kristina were getting along, and she was getting along with Alexis. She was okay just enjoying the peace. Even Alexis and her dad were getting along. She was sorry about what he’d gone through, but they’d never been closer. Her dad and Ava had broken up, and they were spending more time together. His priorities seemed to have shifted. Alexis said she hoped it stayed that way, and Molly said, it would be crazy if the horrible thing that happened to him turned out to be a good thing.

Sonny told Ric that he had a lawyer. He’d been with Diane for years and she was brilliant. Even if he didn’t have the best lawyer, he’d trust the Grim Reaper before trusting Ric. Ric said that was fair, but Sonny had to be concerned that Sidwell was the main backer of Measure C. Diane was fabulous, but had a compromised partner. Alexis wanted nothing to do with Sonny’s businesses and her ethics might get in the way of Sonny’s goals. Sidwell’s son also worked for them and no doubt was reporting back to his father. Sonny said none of them had betrayed him the way Ric had – over and over, but Ric said the reason they should work together superseded the reasons they hated each other.

Britt asked if Charlotte couldn’t just call, but Charlotte said she had to tell her mom in person. Britt suggested she drive Charlotte to the hospital, and they left. Jason asked Danny, what happened? and Danny said he, Charlotte, and Rocco stole a key fob to Dalton’s lab. They were searching it when Dalton showed up. He and Charlotte got away, but Rocco got caught. He was sorry and knew it was stupid. Jason asked whose idea it was. Did Danny get Rocco into this?

Gio said he did CPR until Britt took over, and Dante thanked him and said, some people would panic. Emma said she did. All she could think was to grab Britt. Dante said, that was smart too. He was proud of them. Emma asked if Gio wanted to grab something to drink and they left.

Outside, Emma said she’d told Charlotte that the break-in was off, and Gio said it had to be tonight. She said they’d figure something out. His grandfather was more important.

Boyle asked if Laura was suggesting her grandson was above the law. Her constituents would be shocked at her abuse of power. Laura asked who Dalton was, and he said he taught at PCU. He’d caught Rocco inside his high security lab. Boyle said he’d notify the police, and Dalton said he’d brought Rocco there because he knew the police were here. Rocco said he could explain… Laura interrupted and asked if there were signs of forced entry, and Dalton said no, but it was restricted access. A key fob was needed to get in and there was a sign that said authorized personnel only. An officer asked if there was a problem, and Laura said the professor was having a massive overreaction that led to the assault of a minor. Dalton said Rocco had been in his lab, and Laura said, he shouldn’t have been, but there was no sign of malicious intent. Was anything broken or damaged? Dalton said nothing, and she said she’d be willing to look the other way at his inappropriate use of physical force, if he was willing to drop the charges. Boyle said if they found a key fob on Rocco, they’d know he knew what he was doing.   

Chase asked if Nathan was getting the lay of the land, and Nathan said not much had changed. He was grateful to be back, and if the price he paid was having Dante boss him around, so be it. It’s not every day Chase had to work with someone who couldn’t remember the last seven years, but he passed the psyche exam. Chase said he wasn’t worried. He trusted Anna and Dante’s judgment. He wanted to catch Nathan up with a high-profile case, Judge Harin’s murder. They were both looking at a potential conflict of interest. Harin was the judge who denied Willow custody of her kids. Nathan said his niece, and Chase said his ex-wife.

Molly said it was lucky how Cody found her dad, and Alexis said, his timing was impeccable, but don’t discount Outback’s part. She was happy for Molly. She and her dad loved each other, and she was glad they were spending time together. Molly said she saw the effort Alexis was making with him and it meant a lot, and Alexis said she didn’t want Molly to be disappointed. It seemed too good to be true. Molly said that’s what she thought, but she swore he was in a good place, and Alexis said she hoped it lasted.

Ric said his and Sonny’s daughters were sisters. Molly and Kristina loved each other and them, and he didn’t want them to be a stain on their relationship. They almost lost each other when they lost the baby, but were in a good place now. Sonny said it sounded reasonable, but he’d tried to make peace and Ric double-crossed him. Ric said he’d recently had a life altering experience and had a new perspective. He realized what was truly important. He didn’t expect Sonny to take him on faith, so he was prepared to prove how valuable he was. There was a way for Sonny to keep his piers no matter what happened with Measure C.

The officer asked Rocco to turn out his pockets, and Rocco handed over the key fob. Boyle asked if Dalton’s research was dangerous, and Dalton said that’s why only authorized personnel were allowed in the lab. Boyle said Rocco put himself and the entire campus at risk. Arrest him. The officer gave Rocco his rights, and Laura told Rocco, don’t say a word. She told Boyle that Rocco was a minor and she was leaving for a family emergency. She was going with her grandson.

At the hospital, Charlotte told Lulu and Dante that Rocco was physically fine, but needed them. They broke into a lab at PCU and Rocco got caught. She thought he might be arrested. Gio and Emma heard them talking, while on the phone, Britt told someone, come to GH right now… I really need to see you.  

Jason took Danny to Alexis and told her that Danny was involved with a break-in. He got away and wasn’t caught, but Rocco wasn’t as lucky.

Emma told Gio, this so bad. She told Charlotte, Danny, and Rocco to grab the key fob, but she specifically told them not to break in themselves. He said, they must have decided to do it on their own. It was his fault. He should have never gotten Rocco involved. She said she was the one who asked them for help. She was so wrapped up in proving that Dalton abused animals. He said it would be okay. He knew what to do. He took her hand and they left.

Sonny asked why Diane didn’t mention it, and Ric said he was better at property law. It wasn’t a slam dunk, but he believed he could make a case against eminent domain that would allow Sonny to keep the piers. If he was successful, maybe he could handle Sonny’s other legal needs. Sonny said, there it is, and Ric said, even if it was a one and done, it would prove he wanted peace between them. It’s what their mom would have wanted. They’d hated each other for a long time, but he wanted to be done with it. He told Sonny, think about it, and left.

In an examining room, Britt checked her bag and flashed back to asking the kids to see if it was at Bobbie’s. Sidwell came in and said he didn’t take kindly to being summoned. Britt said she asked him to come because that idiot Dalton wanted her son arrested. He said she had no son, and she said Dante and Lulu were his parents now, but she carried Rocco and gave birth to him. He asked what Dalton did, and she said he caught Rocco in the lab and threatened to have him arrested. Sidwell needed to call him off.

Nathan told Chase that he’d only just met Willow, but knew Nina loved her. Was she suspected in the judge’s murder? Chase said, no. He just wanted everything out in the open. He was happily married, but Willow was important to him. Unfortunately, they were at a dead end with the case. They had no viable suspects, and the physical evidence was lost when the body was in the water. Dante joined them and asked if Rocco had been brought in. Chase asked if Rocco had been arrested, when the officers brought him in with Laura following.

Gio took Emma to Sonny’s and said Rocco was in trouble because of them. Sonny asked what they needed.

Dante told Nathan to take Rocco to the interrogation room, and Lulu asked if she could go with him since he was a minor. Dante said, yeah, and thanked Laura for bringing him. Laura said she wasn’t letting him come alone, and Dante told the officer to write a report so he could review it. It wasn’t the first day he imagined. He asked Charlotte to hang out with Chase while he talked to Laura, and asked Laura, what the hell happened?

Charlotte asked Chase for some water, and when he left, she looked in the interrogation room window. Nathan uncuffed Rocco and said it was his first day and Rocco’s first arrest. He was giving them both a break. Lulu asked if she could speak to Rocco alone, and Nathan said, sure. They’d figure this out. He left, and Lulu asked, what happened? Rocco said he was so sorry. He was trying to do the right thing.

Danny told Alexis that Dalton showed up. He and Charlotte hid on one side and Rocco hid on the other side. Dalton was going to find them, so Rocco made a noise and Dalton found him instead. Alexis said, Rocco did it on purpose? and Danny said Rocco knew it would be worse for him. Alexis asked if he was sure Dalton didn’t see them, and Danny said, positive. He dragged Rocco out and wanted him arrested. They got out and went to his dad. Alexis asked, where’s Charlotte? and Jason said, Britt drove her to GH to find Lulu. Alexis asked how Britt was involved.

Sidwell asked how a child gained access to the lab, but Britt said they’d worry about that later. Rocco was the priority. He said it was still unclear what she expected him to do, and she said Dalton worked for him. Ask him not to press charges. He asked why he should do that, and she said because it would be better for all of them if Dalton was more reigned in. She and Sidwell were on the same team and he’d proven to be someone that valued loyalty. She was asking him to slap the man whose only loyalty was to himself and make it go away.

Ric found Molly on her laptop at Bobbie’s and sat with her. He asked if she was working on a brief, but she said, her book actually. He asked how it was going, and she said she couldn’t get a handle on the story, but Cody rescuing him changed that. Her main problem was that her hero was two-dimensional – handsome, dark, brooding. Then it hit her. A flawed guy should step up. So she made a sidekick, and it clicked. He said he was proud of her, and she said it took her a minute to figure out the chemistry between the heroine and hero.

Emma told Sonny that the reason she suspected Dalton was testing on animals was because he was at her old school. She got in his lab and proved it, but the college covered it up. Gio said, she’d heard Dalton transferred… and Sonny said, so she followed him to Port Charles. She said she knew it in her gut, so she got a job as his research assistant and planned to break in. Gio said it was their plan. They were in it together.  

Lulu said Charlotte told her that she and Danny were also in Dalton’s lab, so don’t cover, and Rocco said they thought he was doing illegal testing on animals and they were going to prove it. So they broke into the lab, but there were no animals that they could see. They were about to leave, when Dalton showed up and he got caught. Danny and Charlotte got away. Dalton took him to the debate because he knew the police would be there. His grandma tried to talk him out of it, but he wouldn’t listen. Lulu said, when he got out, expect a long conversation about how wrong it is to sneak into a place, especially a place as dangerous as a lab. They didn’t break anything? He said all they did was look through some papers, and she said, this is bad. He said he was sorry. He hated that Laura missed the debate because of him. She said he could see that actions had unexpected consequences. She couldn’t stress how important it was to think things through, especially in his position. His dad was Acting Police Commissioner, and his grandmother was the mayor. What he did reflected back on them. He asked if his dad was really mad, and she said, yes, but right now, they were both more concerned about just keeping him out of jail.

Britt looked into the interrogation room window, and Nathan said she needed to leave.

Laura said she told Rocco not to say anything, and Dante asked what they were doing breaking into a lab at PCU. She said she had absolutely no idea and couldn’t imagine how they got their hands on a key fob.  He said, Danny and Charlotte were involved too, and Laura told him, Rocco didn’t say that. Dante said he wasn’t surprised. He couldn’t help but think this could be bad for her. She said if charges were filed, there would probably be blowback. She was this close to getting Dalton to drop them, then Boyle got involved.

Jason said Britt was just there and wanted to help, and Danny said, if he turned himself in, would it help Rocco? Alexis said, no. In fact, it would make it worse. Even if he said he was involved, Rocco would still be in trouble and so would he. Drew would have everything he needed to keep Danny away from Scout forever. He’d have everything he needed to put Danny in prison.

Dante said it would just be a misdemeanor at most. He had no reason to hold Rocco and asked Chase to get him.

Britt said she was just making sure Rocco was okay, but Nathan said it wasn’t the best idea. Rocco had his parents for that.  

Dante said he’d release Rocco, but court was at 8 am. They’d talk later. Lulu thanked him and promised they’d be on time for court. Dante left, and Lulu told Rocco that his dad had to be Commissioner right now and couldn’t be his father. Rocco said he really messed up, and she said, yes, he did, but that didn’t mean they wouldn’t recover. They hugged. Charlotte told Rocco that he didn’t have to do that, but Rocco said he did. Lulu thanked Laura, who said she was glad she was there. Rocco said him too. He was sorry she missed the debate. He hoped it didn’t affect the election. Laura said all that mattered was that he was all right, and they hugged. She said they were going to get through this – all of them.

Gio wondered if it would help if they said it was their idea, and Sonny said, with all due respect to Emma’s grandmother, giving information to the police was rarely a smart move. Unlike Rocco, they were adults. The consequences would be a lot worse and it wouldn’t do Rocco any good. Gio said he felt terrible. The kids wouldn’t have been there if not for them. Sonny said they should have thought about that before involving them, and Emma said she was the one who did. Gio said he was with her, and Sonny told them, sit tight. Right now, Rocco’s fate was in the hands of the lawyers.

Ric told Molly that he was lucky Cody turned out to be a good guy, for him and her book. His phone rang and Sonny said if he was looking for a way to prove himself, he had one.

Alexis said if Danny came forward, Drew would insinuate himself into the investigation and push for a felony, but Danny said he couldn’t let his brother take the fall. Jason said, Rocco made a noise on purpose. Danny should respect Rocco’s decision to protect him. He knew it was hard, but it was Rocco’s choice. Danny said, so all he could do was sit around, but Jason said, no. There was one more thing he could do. Where did he get the key fob to get into the lab?

Lulu asked what Britt was doing there, and Britt said she wanted to make sure Rocco was okay. Lulu said it was none of her business, but yes. Everything would be fine. Britt said she knew it would.  

Nathan said, some first day, and Chase asked if Dante was sure he wouldn’t get in trouble for letting Rocco go. Dante said Rocco was a minor and he’d do the same for anybody, and Nathan said, it was good there was no damage. It would just be a misdemeanor.

Sidwell said, thanks to Dalton’s neglect of the project, they could have been exposed, and Dalton said, everything was secure. He was going to make sure the kid was punished, but Sidwell told him, let it go away. Dalton said, no, but Sidwell repeated, let it go away. Otherwise, attention would be drawn to the lab by the police, which was something they didn’t need. Dalton said, after the mayor humiliated him, he was going to make sure her grandson paid the price. He left and Sidwell did not look happy.  

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Lucas meets Carly at Bobbie’s and apologizes for being late, but she says, that’s okay. It gave her a chance to catch up with Josslyn and try figure out why he wanted to talk to them. Was he getting a promotion? Lucas says, you start. Tell him about her trip. Carly says, it was productive. The city was beautiful, but she didn’t think the hotel was right to be part of the MetroCourt if she expanded the brand. Now stop stalling. She and Josslyn have been patient enough. Tell them what’s new. He says he and Marco are moving in together.

At Bobbie’s, Stella says, excellent weather we’re having, and Curtis says, it’s freezing. And he knows she didn’t bring him here to discuss the weather. She says, he’s right. He has a secret.

Ava asks Trina how many prints they ordered of the Meyer portrait series, and Trina says, sorry. What does she need? Ava says, nothing that can’t wait. Does she want to talk about what’s obviously bothering her? Trina says, it’s kind of personal. It’s not like she doesn’t trust Ava, but it’s not exactly about herself. Ava says she understands Trina not wanting to talk about something she’s not comfortable with, but she knows she can tell her anything. Trina says she does. Her parents are getting a divorce.

Ric goes to see Turner and says it’s good to see her again. Congrats. He sees she’s settling into her new position quite nicely. She thanks him and says she thinks it suits her. She’s hoping to make the promotion permanent. She understands he’s representing Rocco Falconari. She was surprised to hear it, given the fraught relationship he has with his brother. He says his brother asked him to take the case, which proves how determined he is to win.

Nathan asks what Britt is doing at the station, and she says she’s here to talk to the Commissioner about Rocco. He should be glad it’s her. Rocco’s mom is fired up. He says, the PCPD thanks her, but Dante is serving as Acting Commissioner, not Anna, and she says, Rocco shouldn’t even have to go to court. He says, Commissioner Falconari left. He needed to protect his son. She says she could shut the whole thing down right here and now.

Lulu asks if Sonny is sure Ric is the best lawyer for Rocco, and Sonny says he has a lot of problems with Ric personally, but not professionally. When it comes to motive, there’s no one better, and Ric has a motive to prove himself to him, but he’s still going to keep an eye on Ric. She says, good thing it was Rocco and not Charlotte and Danny. It’s not as serious as it could be.

Outside, Gio tells Rocco that he’d do anything to make this go away. Sonny told him that he should keep his distance from the case, that him coming forward won’t change anything for Rocco in court. Rocco says, it’s okay. His dad went over everything and told him what to expect today. There’s no reason for anyone else to put themselves on the line for him. He can do this. Gio says he knows Rocco can. How hard did his father come down on him? Rocco says, not as hard as he was expecting. Right now, his dad is just mad at him and the last thing he needs is for him to be angry at Gio too.

At the courthouse, Dante says he was hoping to find Laura here, and she asks how Rocco is doing. He says, as good as can be expected. He, Lulu, and his dad prepared him for the arraignment. She says, good. His dad will be a calming influence for both of them. He says, hopefully. How is she, now that the election is finally here? She says she’s had a hard time focusing on that, but she will vote of course (🍷) after the arraignment. He says he appreciates her being here, but she should be leaving the courthouse and not coming back.  

Sonny says, Boyle is obviously blowing this entire thing out of proportion, and Lulu says, it’s for his own gain, but the case could give Rocco a criminal record before he even gets out of high school. Sonny says, Ezra Boyle is a clown. He doesn’t care that Rocco is a kid. All he cares about is winning the mayoral race. She says, obviously, she wants her mom to win, but all she can think about right now is getting Rocco to the other side. He says, she will, and she says she doesn’t know how it even happened. One day, Rocco, Danny, and Charlotte were hanging out and came to the conclusion that Professor Dalton is doing illegal testing on animals and decided to break into his lab? Where did that idea even come from?

Rocco says, if Gio comes forward right now, it’s not just him who will be affected. It’s Emma too, and they’re adults. The charges will be way more serious for them, especially if the cops think they brought the rest of them into it. Emma called it off and they made the choice to break into Dalton’s lab. Drew is already looking for reasons to come down on Danny, so Danny can’t get in a lot of trouble. He’s just looking at community service anyway. It’s not the end of the world, okay? Don’t worry. It’s going to be okay.

Laura says, if Dante thinks her presence will negatively impact the case, then of course (🍷) she’ll go, but Dante says he thinks the case will negatively impact her. She says, how so? and he says, she was a no-show at the debate with everything going on with Rocco. Ezra Boyle has been flapping his gums all around town to every media outlet he can find, saying Laura is going to use her position to fix things grandson. She says she sees. He’s too afraid the voting public see her supporting her grandson. She doesn’t care. She loves her job and doesn’t want to lose it, but for her, family comes first.

Nathan says, the last thing Rocco needs is people thinking Dante is giving preferential treatment to his son, but Britt says, he shouldn’t need preferential treatment. Rocco is a minor. No one was hurt, nothing was damaged. He shouldn’t get more than a slap on the wrist. Nathan says, he probably won’t, and she says, good. Anyone with a brain can see he’s being used as a scapegoat because of his grandmother’s political position. Nathan says, they might look the other way if Rocco hadn’t been found in the lab with the key fob in his pocket. Exhale. When the dust settles, he’s probably only looking at community service. She says, okay. The whole thing has her thinking about their mom. He says, why? and she says, because her brush with the legal system made their mom out to be Public Enemy Number One and she doesn’t want Rocco coming out as Public Enemy Number Two.

Ric says, Rocco is a good kid with no priors, and Turner says, he went to the hospital for underage drinking in May of this year. Ric says, yeah, but he wasn’t charged with anything connected to it and it has no bearing on the case. She tells him, some might say consequences for actions would go a long way in teaching Mr. Falconari a lesson, and he says, one could also argue that she’s trying to make example out of his client. Although he’s not quite sure who she’s doing it for, the general public or for Rocco’s grandfather Sonny. She says she’s prepared to offer a year of community service, and he says, two months. She says, he could have been charged with breaking and entering. The arresting officer’s statement confirmed Rocco had the key fob to the lab found on his person. Ric says he could shoot all kinds of holes in that before he’s had his morning coffee. There had been no official investigation of the lab itself. Turner says, six months community service. Take it or leave it.

Trina tells she knows she’s being ridiculous about this. She didn’t grow up with both parents and didn’t even know Curtis was her biological father until she was an adult. Ava says, they’re her parents. Of course (🍷) she wants them together. Trina says, it’s not just that she wants them together. She’s seen how much they love each other. When her dad was shot and paralyzed, her mom was there for him every step of the way. She would watch them and just think, that is what true love is. Ava says, sometimes couples grow apart, and Trina says she knows, but she doesn’t feel her parents grew apart on their own. There was definitely interference. Sidwell, Jordan, and Marco walk in, and Sidwell says he hopes their timing is all right. Ava says, perfect, and tells Marco that it’s always nice to see him. Marco says, Lucas always told him what a wonderful eye Ava has, and Jordan says, that’s true.

Curtis says, who told her? and Stella says, no one. She figured it out for herself. She works at the hospital and sees Portia every day. Curtis says he loves her, but he’d really rather not discuss it, and she says, too bad.  She knows he and Portia are having a baby.

Carly says, Lucas and Marco are moving in together? and Lucas says he knows it’s a big step, but he’s ready. She asks if he’s sure. She knows he wants to get out of Ava’s guest room, but it’s fast. Josslyn says she thinks Lucas knows what’s best for him, and Carly says, of course (🍷). The rental market is really tight, but she can help them find a place. Lucas says, thanks, but he and Marco know exactly where they’re going to live – Windymere. Carly says, absolutely not. That’s not happening.

Ava tells Marco that she hears congratulations are in order. Of course (🍷) she’ll miss having Lucas at her place, but she knows how excited he is to be moving into Windymere. Sidwell says, she should congratulate him. Two wonderful gentlemen living under his roof, one a doctor no less. Ava says, he’s lucky indeed, and Marco says he wants to thank her for her support of their relationship. It hasn’t gone unnoticed by either of them. It’s so appreciated. He hopes she’ll join them for dinner soon on Spoon Island. Ava says, name the day, she’ll bring the wine, and Trina asks Jordan, what brings her by? Jordan says she’s finally ready to get some art for her new place. Would Trina mind showing her around?  

Curtis says, she knows Portia is pregnant? and Stella says she does. It may not be obvious to everybody else, but it’s certainly obvious to her. Portia is glowing and she’s avoiding caffeine, and they know how much Portia loves her coffee. He says, Portia doesn’t want anyone to know until she’s safely through her first trimester, and Stella says she understands, but she’s not just anyone. She’s family. Why keep good news to themselves? A baby is such a blessing. He says, it is. It’s just more complicated than she realizes. He and Portia are getting a divorce. She says, no, they’re not.

Carly says she knows it’s not what Lucas wants to hear, but it’s wrong on so many levels, and Josslyn says, just take a breath, okay? She thinks this is exactly why Lucas was worried about telling her. Carly says, moving in together is one thing, but deciding to live at Windymere with Marco’s father is insanity. Lucas says, it’s an interim step. They have their own private wing, so they can get used to living together without the stress of finding a place, signing a long lease, and picking out new furniture. Carly asks if not working to find a new couch is worth his life.

Dante says, Laura’s got to win the election. The city needs her to win. She can’t let the bad optics of her grandson getting arrested and sitting next to Sonny Corinthos in the courtroom be what leads to Boyle beating her. She says she doesn’t want that to happen either, but her grandson is being dragged before a judge, and he says, maybe Ric bargained and got this thing down to a misdemeanor or even less. She says, that’s good to know. She appreciates him being concerned about her, but the thing is, how would Rocco feel if he walked into the courtroom and she wasn’t there?

Lulu tells Sonny, as furious as she is, she’s proud of Rocco for protecting his brother and sister. Not every kid would do that. They really do love each other. Sonny says, they do. Rocco is a great kid with a big heart and a lot of guts. He got that from his parents. She asks if Rocco is ready to go to court. They can’t be late, okay? Rocco comes inside with Gio, and Gio says, it’ll be fine, and they hug. Lulu says, come on, and Sonny says he’ll let Gio know how it goes.

Nathan says he knows Britt has a connection to Rocco, but even she has to see the only thing Rocco and their mother have in common is the ability to find a lab. Britt says, he’s right. She knows everything is going to be okay, but will he keep an eye on Rocco anyway? He says, of course (🍷), and she says she should probably get over there. He says he arranged for a ride.  

Dalton says he’s here to see Acting DA Turner, and Britt sees him as she leaves and grunts. Turner says she’s on her way to court and doesn’t have long, and he says his was the lab broken into in the case being tried today. It’s important she hear what he has to say.

Ric tells Sonny and Lulu that he cut a deal with the ADA. Everything should be fine. Lulu thanks him, and Sonny asks if Rocco has met his brother Ric. Rocco says, thanks again for doing this, and Ric says, he’s very welcome. It might seem intimidating, but just follow his lead and everything will go smoothly. Shall they go inside? He thinks there’s something they need to see.

Britt, Nathan, Laura, and Dante are seated in the courtroom, and Britt tells Rocco, don’t worry. She’s got his back. Everything will work out. She knows it. He nods, and Dante asks how he’s doing. He says he knows what he has to do. Rocco tells Laura that he’s glad she’s here. He was hoping she’d come, but he knows it’s a super important day. She says she wouldn’t be anywhere else, and they hug. She says, it’s gonna be okay, and he says he knows.

Gio opens the door to Emma, and she says she was about to call when she got his text. Between Ned being in the hospital and Rocco being arrested, she knows he has a lot going on, but she wanted to check in and make sure he was okay. He says he feels like he’s climbing out of his skin. All he wants to do is help, but there’s nothing he can do for either of them. She says, Ned is getting the best possible care at GH and is surrounded by his family, and Gio says he guesses so. As for Rocco, what Sonny told him made a lot of sense. Coming forward wouldn’t help the case and they’d just get in trouble. But if his little brother goes down without him taking his share of the blame, he doesn’t know if he could live with that.

Carly says, Lucas knows Sidwell is dangerous. He blew up Charlie’s Pub. Lucas says, there’s no proof of that, and she says, really? Who else did it? What about Anna, Jason, and Lucky in Africa? Are they lying? Stop living in denial. Sidwell is a homicidal maniac. He says, unlike the man she was married to, but she says he can’t compare Sidwell to Sonny.  He says, why not? Sonny kidnapped Marco and had him beat up. The only reason he’s not in jail is because Marco didn’t press charges. She says, the only reason he’s being this defensive is because he knows she’s right. He wants to prove something to Marco. That’s why he’s rushing into living with him. More important, he wants to prove something to himself. He wants the world to see he’s finally over Brad and finally ready for a real, meaningful relationship. Josslyn says, stop, but Lucas suggests letting her get it out. Carly says, at best, Marco is as delusional as Lucas is and thinks they’re going to move under Sidwell’s roof and have a fantasy love story. But at worst, Marco is using Lucas because Lucas’s connection to Sonny benefits his father if they’re involved. Lucas says, that was ugly, but it’s what she really thinks. He’s some tool for Sidwell and Marco has no real feelings for him.

Curtis says the divorce isn’t as sudden as Stella might believe, and she says she and Portia talk and she’d said they were working on their marriage. He says, they were, but they couldn’t get to the place of mutual trust and respect needed to sustain a marriage. She says, go to counseling or see the pastor. If she’s doing the math right, they have six or seven months to work on their marriage before the baby comes. He says, they discussed it at length and agreed on divorce before they knew Portia was pregnant. Honestly, the baby doesn’t change anything. She says, what’s wrong with him? This baby changes everything.

Trina shows Jordan a painting and says she’s seen Jordan’s apartment and it’s gorgeous. This is from a talented new artist whose work might be for Jordan and she personally loves. See what she thinks. Jordan and Trina leave, and Ava asks if Marco would like to see a painting as well, but Sidwell says, unfortunately, his son has an appointment to get to. Marco says he just wanted to stop in and say hi. He’s glad he did. He thanks her and says they’ll talk soon. Marco leaves, and Sidwell says, with her nephew and his son moving in together, that practically makes them family. Ava says, does it?

Sonny tells Laura that he tells her all the time, but does she really want to sit next to him? She says, it’s okay. She doesn’t intend on hiding her support for her grandson or her friendship with him. Turner looks at Sonny, and Lulu says, they’ve got this, when the bailiff says, all rise. The honorable Judge Brooks presiding. The judge comes in and says, court is now in session. Please be seated. Will the defendant, Rocco Falconari, please stand. Rocco stands and they judge says, Mr. Falconari, you’ve been charged with two misdemeanors, trespassing and malicious mischief. Ric says, after conferring with the ADA, they’ve reached a satisfying compromise, but Turner says, the state is revising the charges. The plea deal is off the table.  

Emma says, Gio isn’t to blame. He didn’t encourage Rocco to break in. Gio says he got Rocco involved. Rocco wouldn’t be facing charges if not for him. She says he can’t blame himself. She’s the one who started the whole crusade against Dalton, and guess what? She was wrong.

Jordan looks at a painting and says she really likes this one. She’s looking for a statement piece and thinks Trina has a good eye. Trina says, no one can hear them. Jordan can drop the act. Jordan says, excuse me? and Trina says, did Jordan think showing up there and cozying up over art would make her forget what Jordan did to her parents’ marriage? Jordan says she’s not sure what Trina is getting at. She thinks Trina is misinformed. Trina says she’s not. She confided in Jordan about their struggles and specifically asked her not to get involved. Jordan says she didn’t, but Trina says, they’re getting a divorce – because of her.

Stella says, Curtis is a wonderful father and he didn’t get the opportunity to raise Trina from birth. Curtis says, she doesn’t have to remind him. He regrets missing time with Trina every day of his life. She says she knows he does. So why throw away a second chance? He’ll get to be in this baby’s life every day and that’s an incredible gift – to him and his child. He says he intends to do just that, but it doesn’t mean he and Portia have to stay together.

Lucas asks if Carly doesn’t think Marco actually values him as a person or could be in love with him, and she tells him that she didn’t say that. She thinks he deserves all the love in the world, but doesn’t want him hurt. She wants to save him from being hurt. He can be mad at her all he wants, but please, don’t move into Windymere. She asks Josslyn to help her out here, and Josslyn says she knows Carly is just looking out for him, but this is his life, and he has to live it however he chooses. She thinks what he needs from them right now is support and he needs to do what feels right for him. Lucas thanks her and says, at least she and Ava think he knows what to do with his life. Carly says, of course (🍷) Ava supports this, and he says, no. Ava supports him. Don’t worry. He gets up and says, she doesn’t need to visit. He doesn’t need her approval to be happy. He tells Josslyn, bye, and leaves.

Marco sits down next to Britt and she asks what he’s doing here. He says, Diane Miller represents Sonny Corinthos and wanted a full report on his grandson’s proceedings. The judge asks Turner to please tell the court why she’s withdrawn the plea deal agreement, and she says, the crime that occurred was far more serious than they were initially led to believe. Based on recently received photographic documentation, the defendant is now being accused of the destruction of proprietary information. There were also hazardous materials present in the lab that could have caused grievous injury and loss of life to those on the campus present for last night’s mayoral debate. Ric asks if he can approach, and the judge agrees. Lulu tells Dante, it makes no sense. Rocco told her that he went inside the lab, but he didn’t destroy anything. Ric says he’d like to request a postponement. The ADA can’t ambush him with new evidence he hasn’t even seen. Turner says, the victim, Professor Dalton, just produced photographs of the extensive damage to his lab. The PCPD hadn’t done a formal investigation of the lab, and her office was proceeding on an incomplete arrest report. Ric says, it’s a clear breach of his client’s plea agreement. She can’t punish his client for her office’s mistake.

Stella says Curtis knows she loves and respects him, but she’s not going to pretend this sits well with her. He’s abdicating his responsibility to his marriage and child. She knows it sounds harsh, but she’s only saying what she knows his mother would say if she was here. God rest her soul. The child deserves to have both parents living together. Portia is a good woman and a good mother. Whatever is going on, there’s still love there and they can work it out. They will work it out and be what the child deserves. Curtis says he loves and respects her as well, but it’s not her decision to make. It’s his and Portia’s, and they agreed not to stay together. She says she can’t fathom why. Something else is going on. Tell her what has come between them. What’s worth giving up everything he stands to lose?

Jordan says, whatever is going on in Trina’s parents’ marriage is between the two of them. She doesn’t want to be a part of it. Trina says, it’s a little late for that. Jordan has been after her dad since day one. Have the decency to own it. Jordan says, obviously, Trina’s mother came to Trina with conversations about her. It’s not fair to drag her into it. Trina tells Jordan, watch how she speaks about her mother. Her mother has never said a word to her about Jordan. Not one. She doesn’t have to. She has eyes and Jordan is as transparent as glass.

Sidwell tells Ava, speaking of family ties, now that Marco and Lucas have taken up residence at Windymere, maybe it will build a happiness bridge to goodwill with Lucas’s sister. Maybe even one day with Sonny. Ava says she’s afraid it might be a bridge to nowhere when it comes to Carly. She’s not known for being particularly peaceful. As for Sonny, she thinks his temperature will rise or fall with the outcome of the election. If he loses the piers, it will be very hot.

Josslyn asks if Carly thinks Marco is using Lucas, but she says she doesn’t know. She’s scared for Lucas. He lashed out when she went too far. She could see on his face that he was hurt. Josslyn says, let her smooth things over, but Carly says she doesn’t want to smooth things over, and to be honest, she’s never been more disappointed in Josslyn in her life.

Emma says, it’s not Gio’s fault. She was the one who set everything in motion. Charlotte, Danny, and Rocco broke into Dalton’s lab and didn’t even find any animals. She followed Dalton all the way from California to take him down and Rocco was the only person who got arrested. If anyone’s responsible for Rocco getting caught, it’s her. Gio says, she couldn’t have known what was going to happen. She may have been wrong about him testing on animals, but she’s not wrong about Dalton. He’s a bad guy and she’s right to try and take him down. He never should have looped Rocco, Danny, and Charlotte into any of this. That’s on him. She says, no. She was right there with him. He says, Dante and Lulu deserve to know what happened. He’s telling them the truth, but he’s keeping her name out of it.

The judge says, it’s an arraignment, not a trial. Ric will vet all the evidence in the interim between now and the trial date. Dante says, trial date? and Nathan says, something’s wrong. Britt asks, what’s wrong? and he says, the Rocco being in trouble kind of wrong. Laura tells Sonny, the new evidence is a lie. If Rocco had trashed the lab, the professor would have said so when she asked about it. Sonny says, something is going on here, and Laura agrees. Ric says he’s got to be honest. This isn’t going as expected. Rocco asks, why? What’s going to happen? Ric says he’s sorry. He doesn’t know.

Lucas walks into the gallery and Sidwell says, his ears must have been burning. They were just raving about him. Ava says, singing his praises, and Lucas says, that’s always nice to hear. Sidwell says he assumes Lucas wants to speak to Ava, so he’ll look around and see if something catches his eye while he waits for a phone call. He leaves, and Ava says, Lucas looks upset. Did something happen? Lucas tells her that he wants to say thank you, and she says, for what? He says, for believing he can run his own life and trust his own heart. She says she takes it he gave the good news to Carly, and he says, it was horrible. Carly couldn’t bring herself to be happy for him, but Ava is, with no judgement and no second guessing. He thanks her so much for that, and they hug.

Josslyn says she’s sorry Carly is disappointed at her for supporting her uncle, and Carly says, if she supported him, she would have told him to run screaming in the opposite direction. She’d tell him that even if Marco loved him, it’s not worth the risk. Josslyn says, what risk? The risk of moving in with his boyfriend? Carly says, don’t do that. Not now. She knows better than anyone how dangerous Sidwell is.

Stella says Curtis can talk until he’s blue in the face about how the child will still be supported and loved if they split up, but he’s being unrealistic. Curtis says he doesn’t think so. Divorced couples raise children all the time. She says she knows they do, but they’re not him and Portia. She gets that they’re having a rough time, but they’re bringing a new life into this world. This, right now, is when they need to dig deep and show each other what they’re made of what their marriage is made of. He asks if she doesn’t think they tried that already, and she says, not since they found out Portia was pregnant. This child deserves for them to try again. If he wants to be a good father, be a good father and fix his marriage. Stay with his wife and raise their child. Otherwise, she promises he’ll regret it.  

Jordan says she knows Trina is hurting right now. She’s sure it’s tempting to blame a third party rather than accept the fact her parents may not be suited as a couple anymore. Trina says, but Jordan and her dad are, right? That’s where Jordan thinks this whole thing is headed. Jordan says she doesn’t want to fight, but Trina says she’s not fighting. She’s not even debating. Her dad loves her and listens to her because he loves her. She’s going to make sure he never goes back to Jordan.

Emma says if Gio thinks she’d let him take the fall all on his own. He knows her way better than that. He’s been telling her for months that they’re in this together. And they are. So if he’s going to come clean to Dante and Lulu, so is she. He takes her hand and says, let’s go do it together.

The judge says he’s reached his decision. Given the severity of the reported offenses, criminal trespassing and vandalism, destruction of digital records and data, as well as reckless endangerment, the defendant, Rocco Falonari, will be bound up for trial and taken into custody until the bail hearing. Ric says, the defendant is a minor and he requests bail right now, but the judge says, the bail hearing has been set for two days from now. The defendant will be remanded. Britt tells Marco, this is wrong. This was not supposed to happen. Visibly upset, Rocco says, no. All he did was go inside, barely. The judge tells Ric to remind his client that he’s in court. Ric apologizes and tells Rocco, calm down. Rocco looks at Dante, who says they’ll figure this out.

On the phone in the hallway, Marco calls Sidwell, who asks, what happened? Marco says, it’s over and it’s worse than they feared.

Rocco is handcuffed, and Ric says, stick with him. He’ll get Rocco through this. Sonny and Turner look at each other, and Laura tells Sonny that their grandson’s been framed. Nathan says he’ll be right there with Rocco. He’s going with him, okay? As Rocco is taken out, he tells Dante and Lulu that he didn’t do it. Believe him.

On Monday, Britt says she and Emma need to get a few things straight; Portia asks if Curtis is about to suggest they stay together for the baby’s sake; Gio tells Brook that he’s the reason the kids broke into the lab; and Laura accuses someone of being a liar.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

I can actually see him as Patrick.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/daniel-goddard-reveals-the-shocking-role-he-almost-played-on-general-hospital-exclusive/

Glad to hear she’s back home with her animals. Hopefully, she’s back in Port Charles soon too.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-carolyn-hennesy-shares-health-update-following-second-surgery/

I hadn’t even considered this. It’s not like she hasn’t been off the canvas temporarily before.

https://parade.com/tv/is-anna-leaving-general-hospital

I don’t know if this is still a concern, but if it is, here you go.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-remains-blacked-out-on-youtube-tv-how-to-watch-during-abc-dispute/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

In her interview, new stew Cathy said it was extra or nothing at all. She seems very competitive and basically said she wanted to eclipse Kizzy and be front and center. Maybe go back to show biz? The charter was like a mini version of The Bachelor – one dude, Joe (no relation to Eyebrows) and six women, along with matchmaker Amy. Captain Sandy was thrilled that Nathan finally got a deck team that could function. Now he could finally do his job. Nathan watched the guests interacting like it was what it is – a reality show. And from the looks of the preview, Nathan still doesn’t have a handle on them. There were 2 gluten free guests and one lactose intolerant, and Chef Josh hoped they were off the boat first.  

Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City

The women ended the charter in relative, if temporary, peace, except for the unicorn getting thrown overboard. Luckily, it was rescued by Daisy. We didn’t see any footage of the flight home, which Bronwyn wisely was not on, but apparently, it was quite the ride. In Mary’s interview, she said Meredith spiraled about Britani mentioning the TikTok that said Seth had a mistress. Mary said it was pure chaos from the time they left until they landed. In Britani’s interview, she said Meredith and Lisa were so loud, she could hear them through her headphones. Whitney told Justin that Meredith went in on Britani. She was unhinged, vulgar, and had lost her mind. Lisa had poured fuel on the fire and screamed at Britani to give them the phone. In telling John, Lisa downplayed it, saying Meredith had been loud and she’d never seen her that upset. The whole thing was crazy. She also had lunch with Heather, where she claimed she tried to diffuse Meredith and must have forgotten Heather was right there, giving a totally different version of what happened. At one point, Lisa said she didn’t know what she was, and I suggested five years old. I wondered why there was no footage of any of the plane ride, but it might be because there were other people on the plane who didn’t want to be filmed. What a shame.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/rhoslc-what-is-the-truth-about-real-housewife-meredith-marks-plane-meltdown/

https://toofab.com/2025/11/11/captain-jason-chambers-rhoslc-heather-gay-claim-hooked-up/

Surviving Mormonism with Heather Gay

I read Leah Remini’s book, Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood and Scientology, which was a real eye opener. The first episode of this series made me want to read Heather’s book, Bad Mormon, which I expect will be the same. Once again, we’re confronted with a so-called religion that only seems out to make a buck and control their members to the point of harm. It’s airing weekly on Bravo on Tuesdays, but you can watch all three episodes streaming on Peacock.

https://people.com/heather-gay-confronts-past-lds-surviving-mormonism-exclusive-11847555

Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition

I missed the first half of the show because, for some only Bravo-known reason, it was on at 7 pm rather than 8. This week, Wendy (RHOP) traded places with Althea. Whereas Wendy ran a household with strict rules, a tight schedule, and education at the forefront, Althea promoted fun, independence, and absolutely no rules. Apparently, there was more to the story than was aired.

Real Housewives Of Orange County – Reunion Part 2

There was a lot on Tamra’s dishonesty and how the others were afraid to tell her personal things because she used them later. I hate that kind of middle school stuff and have zero patience for this woman at this point. Fancy Pants talked about how the women picked on her career, and she wasn’t wrong. Except Fancy Pants shouldn’t be so sensitive as she’s banking all those bucks. More naked wasted nonsense, and Katie and Matt joined the group.

Random Reality Items

Premieres November 19th.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/when-is-southern-charm-season-11-premiere-cast-details

Sad, but he was more than a little rough around the edges.

I’ll bet their stuff isn’t like my stuff.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Vicious. Paramount+. Good title for this film because it certainly was. An old woman comes to the door late at night, tells the protagonist that she’s going to die. The woman gives her an hourglass and a box where she’s to place something she hates, something she needs, and something she loves. After that, the viciousness begins. The acting was great and I didn’t hate it, but it wasn’t one of my favorites either. Let me put it this way, it wasn’t The Box.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/vicious-movie-review-2025

All the spoilers.

https://blavity.com/entertainment/vicious-movie-ending-explained

Apartment 7A. Paramount+. A prequel to the 1968 film Rosemary’s Baby, this movie takes a minor character from the original film and builds a story around her. No surprise, I was frequently distracted by the fabulous old apartment building, but that also makes it a cautionary tale. If someone offers you an amazing abode for cheap or free, run. It’s either haunted (by an outsider or you) or you’ll be living with and/or around some really strange and/or evil characters. I found the tale intriguing and the acting top-notch. It was also amusing to see the familiar characters from a film I’ve seen a million times rebooted by new actors. I’m also a big fan of the time period, especially the fashion. It was definitely worth my time.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/apartment-7a-movie-review

https://variety.com/2024/film/reviews/apartment-7a-review-rosemarys-baby-prequel-1236152081/

Swiped. Hulu. A dramatization of the journey of Whitney Wolfe, the woman who created Tinder and Bumble, and what it’s like to be the only girl in the boys’ club. I really enjoyed this film, although watching her build sandcastles only to be stepped on by the old boys’ network was a bit infuriating. Still, when the women began to support each other, there was no stopping them. It also made me want to check out Bumble.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/swiped-hulu-lily-james-film-review-2025

Apparently, it was too weird for Whitney though. I can understand it.

https://deadline.com/2025/09/bumble-founder-tried-shut-down-swiped-1236551583/

🐾 Paws Up and a Hoof Or Two…

🐶 Brisket strikes again with his cuteness!

https://ew.com/glen-powell-dog-brisket-cameo-the-running-man-11848377

https://people.com/glen-powell-says-dog-brisket-had-best-life-on-running-man-set-exclusive-11847323

🐱 It’s all downhill from here.

https://people.com/dave-franco-says-he-peaked-with-sexiest-cat-dad-title-11847335

🐈 Those who came before.

https://people.com/sexiest-cat-dads-past-photos-celebrity-men-pets-11836082

🐴 Equines need love too.

https://people.com/martha-stewart-adopts-two-rescue-horses-11816665

🙊 Quotes of the Week

On a scale of one to ten, my holiday spirit is negative 45. – baker on Holiday Baking Championship

Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it. Salvador Dali

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.Charles Dickens

Have the courage to say no. Have the courage to face the truth. Do the right thing because it is right. These are the magic keys to living your life with integrity. – W. Clement Stone

Words are the clothing of our thoughts.Jonathan Swift

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. – Albert Einstein

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. – Albert Einstein

Infinitely more important than sharing one’s material wealth is sharing the wealth of ourselves—our time and energy, our passion and commitment, and, above all, our love.William E. Simon

The really magical things are the ones that happen right in front of you. A lot of the time you keep looking for beauty, but it is already there. And if you look with a bit more intention, you see it. Vik Muniz

In our daily lives, we must see that it is not happiness that makes us grateful, but the gratefulness that makes us happy. – Albert Clarke

Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.Jim Rohn

She got so mad, she turned Italian. – Kalani Faagata, Pillow Talk, 90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After: Tell All

🌇 Sunset Of the Year…

Until next week, stay safe; stay embracing seasonal produce (Trader Joe’s has a nice selection of microwavable choices for those like me, who live by the microwave); and stay thinking things through. Actions have unexpected consequences.

November 8, 2024 – Jason Brings Sidwell the Diamonds, Salty Talk, Hills Chat, On Pause, Returning, Down Not Out, Visiting, Monsterverse, Nom-Nom-Nom, Animal Happenings, Not 8 Or 10 Quotes & Autumn

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts, recaps, and the whole GH enchilada on Fridays)

General Hospital

On the phone, Anna says she asked Jack to keep her informed, so if he insists on avoiding her phone calls, she’ll be forced to come down to his fancy, high-tech office to get answers. She did agree to deniability. She didn’t agree to a full-on information blackout. So if he’s going to take action to bring Sasha back, he’s going to have to give her a heads up, yeah? Thank you. Ric walks in and asks if it’s a bad time.

Olivia answers the door and it’s Alexis. She says, me again, and Olivia hugs her. Alexis says she told Scout that she would come back and say goodnight to her, and Olivia says, of course (🍷). She knows where Scout’s room is, right? Alexis thanks her and goes upstairs.

Brook finds Dante on the patio and asks if he’s all right. He’s been out here for a while. He says he came out to clear his head a little bit, but she says, he could do that inside where there’s heat. He says he’s all right, but she asks if he’s not a little cold. Dante says, honestly, he doesn’t know what he is right now.

Tracy walks into the stables, where Cody is shoveling hay. She says she has a house full of hungry children who are being forced to subsist on stale crackers and boxed beverages, and he says he has some leftover pizza in the fridge upstairs, but he doubts it’s enough for the army she keeps at the house. She says, just point her in the direction of his irresponsible and unreliable girlfriend, and he says, Sasha? She says, who else? She was willing to keep an open mind and give her a second chance, but this is how Sasha repays her, by disappearing. He says, if Sasha took off, he’s sorry, but he’s the last person she would tell.

Holly wonders why there’s not any news yet. Chief Brennan and Jason left ages ago. Robert says, these operations take time, and she says, it’s been 24 hours since Jenz abducted Sasha. If he’s touched a single hair on her head… He says, knowing Brennan and Jason Morgan, there’s not going to be anything left of this guy to kick. She says she’s going to get some air, but he asks her to stay with him. Relax. She says, that’s not going to happen no matter what she does, and he says, then be all twirly up beside him. Stay. She asks, why? So he can make sure she doesn’t do something to make things worse? Tell her the truth. Is that what she is to him? A problem?

In a warehouse stairwell, Jack radios for his men to hold their position. Nobody move without my go.

Jason walks into the warehouse, and Sidwell says he told Holly to bring them herself. Jason says, Sidwell wanted the diamonds, so here he is, and Sidwell says, apparently, Sasha was right. Her mother really doesn’t care if she lives or dies. He’s just sorry he won’t see Holly’s lovely face when she finds out her daughter’s dead.

Alexis tells Olivia, Scout was fast asleep. She envies her. Olivia asks if she can get Alexis anything, but Alexis says, no. Please thank Monica for letting the kids stay here. Olivia says, she’s their grandmother. This is their house too. Alexis too. If she wants to stick around close by… Alexis says, if she’s going to stay up all night, it’s best that she does it in her own bed, and Olivia says, just know that the door is always open. There’s a lot of beds in this place. Alexis says she thinks that Scout and Danny should live with her. She knows that Scout’s father lives here, but if he gets elected, he’ll live in Washington DC a good deal of the time. Olivia says she guesses that’s probably true, and Alexis says she’s not sure Jason is prepared to raise a teenager. Olivia says, who is? But she thought things between Jason and Danny were good. Alexis says, Sam was worried about Jason’s influence on Danny, and Olivia says, right. She thought Dante said things were good on the Sam and Jason front. Alexis says she doesn’t think Sam would want Jason to raise Danny alone, and Olivia says she sees Alexis’s point. Alexis says, so she thinks the sooner they stabilize them at her place, it will be best for them.

Brook thanks Dante for taking pity on her and coming inside. Does he want something to eat? He says, they just had dinner, and she says, they had dinner, but he didn’t eat anything. He says, with everything going on in this house, how does she know what he’s doing? and she says she knows his secrets. He forgets, when they were kids, he taught her to hide the peas under the mashed potatoes. He says, sometimes he forgets how long they’ve known each other, and she says her too, but she can still tell when he’s hiding his feelings. He asks if she wants him to fall apart in front of the kids, and she says, good thing there are no kids around right now. Tell her, what is he thinking and feeling? He says he’s thinking he doesn’t know how he’s going to take care of their family on his own without Sam.

Tracy says, Cody hasn’t heard from Sasha? and he says, nope, and he doesn’t expect to. She says, what did he do? (ha-ha! again someone assumes it must be him) and he says, for once, he didn’t mess anything up. Turns out he and Sasha are cousins. First cousins. Tracy laughs and says, how? He says, Sasha just found out that Robert Scorpio’s her father, and she says, Robert? Wow… wow. She guesses she can still be surprised. So if Robert’s her father, who’s her… He says, Holly Sutton, and she says, wow. That’s not surprising. Disturbing, but not surprising. Did Holly raise Sasha? Cody says, no. Sasha’s grandmother did, but Holly was around. She says, as upsetting as this is, consider himself lucky that he dodged a bullet.

Anna tells Ric, it’s late. She’s busy. He says, this won’t take long. Ava Jerome’s trial is coming up soon. Despite recent tragic events, he still has a duty to defend his client to the best of his ability. She says, then why is he here speaking to her instead of anywhere else talking to his client? He says, it seems Ava’s arrest is based solely on some photographs from unknown origin that were taken at the time of Kristina’s accident. And basic rules of discovery require the state to provide the defense with all known evidence. She says, he should have been provided with copies of those photos. She can check with the DA’s office. He says he has his copies. What he wants to know is, where did she get them?

Holly says she should have taken those diamonds to Sidwell herself. That’s what he wanted. Robert says, Sidwell’s demand that she bring him those diamonds was a trap, but she says, they don’t know that. He says, they’re going to find out, and she says she thought he didn’t trust Jack Brennan. He says he and Jack have had their differences over the years, but he’s always known Jack to be a good man to have on your side. She asks if he’s on Sasha’s side, and he says, as is Jason Morgan. She says, so many things can go wrong, and he says, as difficult as this is, they have to trust that Brennan and Jason can bring Sasha back to them.

Sasha tries the door again, then looks around the room. She sees there’s a vent in the wall, and rifles through drawers until she finds a letter opener.

Jason says he has the diamonds. Does Sidwell want them or not? Sidwell says he should kill Jason now, and Jason says, he can try. Sidwell says, let him see them, and Jason tosses one to him, Sidwell catching it like he’s an MLB player. He looks at it and asks, where are the rest? Jason says, show him Sasha, and he’ll show Sidwell the diamonds. Where is she? Sidwell says, she’s close by, but she doesn’t have much time. So the rest of the diamonds – now.

Cody says he thought things were getting better between Tracy and Sasha, and Tracy says, they were. Then she found out Holly Sutton was Sasha’s mother. He says, Sasha’s not her mom, but she says, please. Whatever parent you don’t want to emulate, that’s the one you become most like. (Oh great.) Her mother was a wonderful woman. You know what she got? Her eyelashes. He says, they’re very nice, and she thanks him. She says, even if he and Sasha weren’t cousins, their relationship was doomed to fail, and he says, she doesn’t know Sasha like he does. She’s nothing like her parents. She says, that’s the nature versus nurture debate. Is someone born untrustworthy, or do they learn to be that way? He says, Tracy has admitted to some underhanded stuff in her life too, but she says she’s not marrying herself and she’s not suggesting anybody else does. He says he’s not going to let her make Sasha out to be the bad guy. Even if she did pull a few cons, that just makes her more perfect for him. Tracy laughs and asks how he can say that. He says, because he’s been conning people his whole life. There was a long time when his entire focus was seeing what he could get out of this world. She says, he’s not that person anymore, but he tells her that she wouldn’t say that if she knew what he pulled the other day.

Brook says, Dante doesn’t have to make any big decisions right now. And he and the kids can stay here as long as he likes. Everyone loves having them here, even Tracy. He laughs and says, now he knows she’s lying. It just doesn’t feel like they can be a family without Sam. She says, they already are a family. He just has to keep being the amazing dad he already is. He says, she didn’t turn out so bad herself, and she says, obviously, when Chase walks in. He tells Dante, if there’s anything he needs or wants… Dante thanks him, and Chase tells Brook that he’s sorry he missed dinner. He got hung up at the station. She says, he’s here now. That’s all that matters. He asks if there are any leftovers, and she says, lots. She’ll make him a plate. They leave as Dante sadly watches.

Alexis asks if Dante has said anything about where he and Rocco are going to live, and Olivia says she thinks right now, he’s just trying to put one foot in front of the other. He loved Sam so much. Alexis says, she loved him right back, and Olivia says, she loved Rocco as her own. It’s not always that way. You hear stories. They never referred to themselves as a blended family. They were just a family. Alexis says, Sam was her wild child. She certainly never expected Sam to settle down with a family and be the anchor in it. Olivia starts to cry and says she can’t believe Sam’s gone, and Alexis says, what they say about how mothers aren’t supposed to outlive their children is true.

Ric says, Anna’s name was listed as the officer that logged the photos into evidence. That means she was the one to receive them. She says, that’s true, and he says, great. So where did she get them? She tells him, as she said in her statement, during the course of their preliminary investigation, the photos were brought to her attention depicting a physical altercation between Ava Jerome and Kristina Corinthos-Davis. He says he read it. It’s a terrific statement, by the way. She thanks him, and he says, what he wants to know is, who took those incredibly convenient photos? She says, it’s interesting he thinks they were convenient. They do make his client look rather guilty. He says, the providence of those photos matters and is at best dubious. It’s just one more example of the PCPD’s mishandling of Ava Jerome’s case and another reason her case should be thrown out.

Jack asks if there’s any movement in the rear of the building, and jets down a staircase.

Jason says he’ll hand over the diamonds after he gets proof of life, and Sidwell says, fine. He shows Jason his phone and we see Sasha messing with the vent. Sidwell says, you really do have to admire someone who doesn’t just wait for fate to fall in their lap. It’s really to bad she won’t have enough time to get out. Jason says, where is she? and Sidwell says, somewhere on the five floors. There are 30 offices in this building. Give him the diamonds; avoid the scavenger hunt. Jason says he’s good at finding things, but Sidwell says he’s not sure Jason will have time to disarm the bomb in the room with her before, boom! It goes off. Once he sets the timer, Sasha only has five minutes to live. He really does find a timer increases efficiency and cooperation. He sets the timer, shows Jason his phone, and says, your move, Mr. Morgan.

Sasha hears the beeping and starts looking around.

Jason hands Sidwell the diamonds, and says, where is she? Sidwell says, room 533, and Jason takes off. Sidwell calls, good luck. He’ll have to be very good at finding things.

Sasha opens a cupboard in the desk and sees the bomb.

Tracy asks what horrible thing Cody has done, and he says he agreed to keep quiet about what a sleaze Drew is. She asks why he’d do that, and he says, because Drew paid him $50,000. She says, he’s a politician. He paid for Cody’s silence. Cody says, Drew paid him to keep something quiet he doesn’t want the voters to know, and she says, that he made out with Willow and was banging her mom? He says, how…? and she says, the whole family knows. They actually paid someone to make sure the bar incident doesn’t go viral. He says, so they know he punched Drew, and she says, he needs to be much smarter going forward. He says he knows he shouldn’t have gotten drunk and he shouldn’t have gone after Drew, but she says, no. He should have held out for $100,000. (A woman after my own heart, but he should have held out for $6 million.)

Chase asks, how’s Rocco doing? and Dante says, he’s quiet. He and Danny are just trying to support Scout. Brook says, it’s the best thing those kids can do. Draw strength from each other. Chase says, Rocco was just so happy when he saw them at the Surf Lodge. He seemed more excited about the engagement than Dante was. Brook says, Dante and Sam were engaged? and Dante says he asked her when she woke up from her surgery. Brook says she’s so sorry and hugs him, and Dante says he’s going to go check on Rocco, and leaves. Brook says she just managed to make a heartbreaking situation even worse, and Chase says, there’s no worse for Dante right now. She says, it just keeps getting sadder, and they hug.

Ric says, there were several grievous lapses in procedure leading up to Ava’s arrest, and Anna says, enlighten her. He says, for one, she was initially interviewed by Detective Dante Falconari, the brother of the alleged victim, and Anna says, correct. Detective Falconari was first on the scene and was unaware that the room from which Kristina fell was, in fact, Miss Jerome’s. Then when Miss Jerome was brought in for custody, Detective Chase took over the questioning. He says, there was no reason for them to hold Ava, but then Jason Morgan shows up and Ava gets arrested. She asks what he’s implying, cause and effect? but he says, no. He’s asking her flat out. Was Jason the one that provided her with the photos in question? She says, the photos were taken by a private investigator by the name of Demitri Putnam. Mr. Putnam was hired by Sonny Corinthos regarding an ongoing custody case involving his… He asks if Sonny gave her those pictures, but she says, no. Sonny was at GH finding out if his daughter was going to live or die. He says, so Jason was Sonny’s errand boy as per usual, and Anna says she thinks he’s using this case to stick it to Sonny, the brother he hates, as per usual. He says he doesn’t know of any other Police Commissioner who would believe a known criminal. For the life of him, he can’t think of one. She says, he might want to sleep on it or think about it somewhere else, and he says, the fact that she’s willing to believe Jason Morgan says one of two things. Either personal malice towards his client or incredible naïveté on her part. Which is it, Commissioner?

Jason runs through the building trying doors and yelling Sasha’s name. She says she’s here, and he says, get away from the door. She says, he’s clear, and he kicks it in. She runs past him and says, 47 seconds. He runs out behind her.

On the stairs, Jack says he needs an update, dammit.

Sasha and Jason tear through the building, and we see there’s about 5 seconds left.

Jack says, come on, when the building explodes. Jack is tossed back.

Brook says she’s sorry it’s been such a sad homecoming, but Chase says, it’s part of being together, through the good times and the bad. She says she missed him every second he was in Seattle. She doesn’t sleep well if he’s not next to her. His snoring soothes her. He says he does not snore, and she laughs. He says he hopes she knows how much he loves their life together, and he never wants her to think he’d take it or her for granted. She says she loves him too. She always knew how lucky they were, but now… He says he knows, and kisses her.

Tracy says, Cody knows that Drew owns Aurora and a boatload of ELQ stock, and he settled for $50,000, but he says he had no intention of going to the press. She says, he just thought it was important for the bar patrons to know, but not the general public, and he says he was drunk. She says, that much was clear, and he says he’d love to show the people what’s under that perfect politician’s smile Drew is always flashing around, but he doesn’t want to hurt Willow or Michael. They have kids. He’d never blow up a family. She says she wishes Drew felt the same way, and he says, Drew just waltzed in here. Drew didn’t even ask what he intended on doing. Drew just assumed he could be bought. She says she thinks Drew assumes most people can be bought and he’s not wrong. He says he found it insulting, and she says she thinks this situation proves Drew is a real Quartermaine.

Alexis hands Olivia Sam’s engagement ring and says she didn’t know if Olivia had a chance to see it. Through her tears, Olivia says, he came running over here just as soon as he bought it. He was so excited to share his big plans. It’s a beautiful ring. Alexis says, it really is, and Olivia says she knows it sounds crazy, but some part of her is happy that her son got to propose to the woman he loved more than anything and have her say yes. Alexis says, she was so happy… and Olivia says she hopes this doesn’t come out the wrong way, but she’s actually glad Alexis was there with Sam. Alexis wipes her tears away and says her too. Olivia hands the ring back to Alexis.

Anna says, if Ric is done haranguing her, he can leave, and he says, Robin is close to Jason Morgan and Sonny Corinthos. That’s not really a question. Everybody knows it. She says, since he doesn’t need her for this conversation, please have it somewhere else, and he says he thinks she’s too close to known criminals and as a result, she’s willing to bend the rules for them. She says, that’s quite an accusation. For the record – for his record anyway – she’s done nothing wrong. He says, so she’s willing to believe Jason Morgan wouldn’t lie to her. Okay. He guesses they’ve got their answer. Naïve it is. Her phone rings, and she tells him to see himself out. She answers and says, yes… Where?

On the phone, Robert says, what?… A bomb?… The warehouse blew up? Holly says, did Sasha get out? and Robert says, what about their daughter? Is she alive? Holly says she can’t stand this. She’s going to find Sasha. She dashes out, and Robert follows.

Brook tells Chase that things have been so crazy and sad, they’ve barely had a minute to themselves. She wants to hear about everything that happened in Seattle. Every detail, preferably the happy ones. Chase says, for starters, it was so good to see Finn acting like his old self again, and she says, Violet must have been so happy to be with him again. He says, as soon as they landed, she couldn’t stop smiling, and she says she knows Violet belongs with her dad, but she really, really misses her. He says, Brook was a great mom to her while she was here. Violet wanted him to give her a message. She asks if Violet forgot something, and he says, a two-page list, but that’s not the message. Violet wanted him to remind her that she still wants a cousin, and in her words, she doesn’t want to wait forever. She says, then they’d better take this thing seriously, and he says, they weren’t taking it seriously before? She says she means, if they want to have a baby, there are things they can do to make that happen (um… like having sex?), and he says, she means something like this? and kisses her.

Cody says, Tracy sounds like she’s proud of Drew for going after his nephew’s wife, but she says, not at all. It’s just that there’s a Quartermaine trait that all of the family men have in common. He says, they cheat? and she says, eventually, even her dearly beloved father. Of course (🍷) not Jason. Although he doesn’t remember the first twenty years of his life, so he’s not off the hook yet. Cody says, it’s a great family legacy she’s got there. He’s sure she could go on for hours at the club just bragging about it. She says she doesn’t have to. Everybody knows. But it’s the nature/nurture conversation again. Philandering is definitely in the family DNA, but Drew didn’t grow up in the family. But there you have it. His roots are finally starting to show.

Dante and Alexis hug and he says he didn’t know she was here. She says she came to say goodnight to Scout, and Olivia leaves to check on the kids. Dante says, Scout was sleeping pretty good, and Alexis says, Scout was sleeping when she checked on her too. He says he guesses grief is pretty exhausting, and she says, yep. She’s been trying to work on necessary funeral arrangements. She’s pretty sure he doesn’t want to… He says, whatever she decides is best. He sees the plastic bag with the ring in it and takes the ring out. She says she brought that over for him because she didn’t know if he wanted to keep it or have Sam wear it. He says, it feels like he bought this ages ago, and he flashes back to showing it to Olivia, who tells him, it’s beautiful, and hugs him. He tells Olivia, let’s hope Sam feels the same way.

Jack – who has miraculously survived even though we don’t know how – brings Sasha and Jason to his office and says, wait here. He leaves, and Jason asks if Sasha is okay. She says she thinks so. She’s still breathing. She thanks him for the rescue, and he says, sure. She asks how he got dragged into this. They barely know each other. He says, Carly was there when Sidwell grabbed her and he was in Africa with Holly. She asks if he knew Holly made off with Sidwell’s diamonds, but he says, not until a few days ago. She asks where the diamonds are now, and he says, with Sidwell. Her mom gave up the diamonds to save her.

Anna arrives at the warehouse, where firefighters are running around, and she asks Dex what they’ve got. He says he and his partner responded to reports of an explosion. When they arrived, no other parties were on the scene. She says, inside? and he says, it’s supposed to be vacant, but they won’t know until the fire is put out. She says, forensics? and he says, standing by. She asks if they talked to anyone, and he says, canvassing the area, they turned up some third shift workers. They heard the explosion, but they didn’t see anything. They did find this though. He shows her an evidence bag, and she says, it doesn’t prove anything, but she’s pretty sure of whose it is. (It’s unclear what’s in the bag.)

Jack brings Holly and Robert to his office, and Holly runs to Sasha, hugging her and saying, thank God. Is she okay? Sasha says she’s alive, and Holly says she’s never been more pleased to see her. Robert thanks Jason, and Jack says, no worries, mate. You’re welcome. Robert asks if Sidwell got out, but Jack says, they never saw him or the diamonds after the explosion. Robert says, he got away? and Jack says, looks like it. Robert asks Sasha if she’s okay. Should they call a doctor? Sasha says she’s fine. She’s sorry Sidwell got away. He says, she’s here. That’s all that matters. He moves awkwardly toward her, and she hugs him. She thanks him for saving her.

Brook says, there are things they can do to improve their chances, and Chase says, she’s not going to stand on her head after, but she says she’s not talking about that. She’s been doing some reading herself. There’s a system they can try, like tracking her cycle and taking her temperature. Maybe they can get one of those ovulation predictors. He says he’s willing to do whatever it takes, but he doesn’t want to lose them being spontaneous, and she says, never. He says, tonight, they’ll do it the old-fashioned way, and tomorrow, they’ll get her a calendar and everything she needs. She says, it’s a deal. However it happens, she can’t wait to make a baby with him. He says, that makes two of us.

Tracy asks where Cody’s ill-gotten gains are now, and he says, his checking account? She laughs and he says he never had enough money for a savings account. She says she’s going to teach him how to invest, and he says, cool. She says, and while he’s living on these grounds, he’s going to keep his eyes on Drew. And when he strays, which he will, they’ll be waiting. He says, the two of them? and she says, the two of them. They’re in this together now. He says, anything that involves bringing down Drew, count him in. (Me too!)

Alexis tells Dante that she doesn’t want to rush into things, but she wants to give the kids as much stability as she can. He says him too, and she says she knows he’s hurting, but she wants to talk to him about something. He says, okay, and she says she thinks Danny and Scout should live with her. She’s sorry. She doesn’t know if he had other plans. He says he just thought they’d all live together here. Just for the time being. She says, for now it’s good. It’s familiar and there are a lot of people around. It will keep them from feeling lonely and alone without their mom. He says he really thought they would grow old together, and she says, that was the way it was supposed to be. He says he can’t imagine his life without her, and they hug.

A firefighter tells Anna, no signs that anyone was in the building when it went up, and she asks him to let her know when they find the origin of the explosion. He says, will do, and she thanks him. She asks an officer to tell the bomb squad that she wants to know what kind of incendiary device was used. And find out who owns this warehouse. The officer leaves, and Anna tells Dex that she wants them to do another canvas of the area. There has to be an eyewitness out there and she wants him talking to them. Surveillance footage, do they have it. Streetcams, everything. She wants him to get it.

Sasha says she couldn’t leave the room, but Jason got in. He saved her. Holly says she’s not sure she can ever thank him enough, and he says he’s just glad it all worked out. His phone rings, and he steps out to take the call. Holly says, he just goes on and on, doesn’t he?

In the hallway, Jason says, yeah, and Anna says she’s at a crime scene, an explosion at a warehouse. Meet her in her office in twenty. She wants some answers.

Sasha asks if Holly really gave up the diamonds for her or were they fake? but Holly says, they were real. She wasn’t going to risk Jenz thinking he’d been tricked. Robert says, they were real. No question. Sasha says, why, mother? and Holly says, because like those diamonds, the love she feels for Sasha is real. And whether Sasha believes it or not, there’s nothing more important in this world to her than Sasha.

On Monday, Willow says she thought she and Drew were on the same page; Felicia tells Sasha to give her mother a second chance before it’s too late; Mac wants to know what Holly’s pulled Robert into; and Anna asks how long Jason has been lying to her.

🧂 A Dash Of Salt…

I’m so over these Housewives lawsuits.

💎 Clutching Their Diamonds…

The new season starts November 19th. A lot of Kyle angst in the trailer. I’m over that too.

https://www.justjared.com/2024/11/07/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-trailer-teases-explosive-season-14-amid-3-cast-exits-plus-premiere-date-revealed/

Does DIRECTV still exist? Do you know anyone with DIRECTV? I had a neighbor who had it for like, five minutes, and didn’t recommend it. Although I came very close to signing up when they took on Passions after it’s CBS cancelation. I’m glad I didn’t because the show was gone in a matter of months.

I only included this because, LVP mention. It’s not all that interesting.

🐪 But I Came For the Camels…

I’m sorry to hear this. I thought these women were a little different than the Housewives norm. And I love Stanbury.

🪃 Two Returns…

The karate kids of Cobra Kai are back on November 15th.  

https://ew.com/cobra-kai-season-6-part-2-exclusive-preview-clip-tory-iron-dragons-8735211

As a post-Christmas gift, Squid Game returns December 26th.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/squid-game-season-2-trailer-official

📢 She Stopped the Insanity…

This is just sad and I have no doubt it happens all the time.

https://ew.com/stop-the-insanity-fitness-icon-susan-powter-lost-millions-after-90s-fame-8732791

It’s no surprise she got involved in this. There’s nobody more authentic. I am surprised she never got a movie made about Susan though. She would have been perfect for the role.

https://ew.com/jamie-lee-curtis-susan-powter-documentary-preview-8737729

🛸 Guilty Pleasure Then and Now…

One of my favorite series ever. Mostly because Marc Singer is in it.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/v-the-series-sci-fi-1984-retrospective

The sad story of the reboot. By the time they brought Marc in, it was already too late.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/v-2009-15-year-anniversary

🦖 King Of the Monsters…

I loved Godzilla Minus One. I hope the sequel does it justice.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/godzilla-minus-one-sequel-in-works

In the beginning.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/godzilla-70-year-anniversary

🏆 Making the Cut…

The simple list of Grammy nominations.

https://people.com/grammys-2025-nominations-full-list-8742150

Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the Grammys. Just keep scrolling down; it’s endless.

https://www.grammy.com/news/2025-grammys-nominations-full-winners-nominees-list

Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about this year’s Grammys. Ditto.

https://www.grammy.com/news/2025-grammys-nominations-best-african-music-performance

🐾 It’s Not Always About the Dog…

🦛 Moo Deng has some competition.

https://people.com/a-new-moo-deng-enters-the-chat-pygmy-hippo-named-haggis-born-at-edinburgh-zoo-8739678

🐛 Wow. Just wow. Check out the Instagram.

https://people.com/deep-sea-explorers-find-worm-looks-like-sassy-sparkler-8741792

🦊 Aww! a million times over. Feel free to squee.

https://people.com/red-panda-triplets-born-at-childrens-zoo-in-nebraska-8742059

🐶 And sometimes it is about the dog. Old news, but no less cute.

https://people.com/pets/snoopy-look-alike-bayley-mini-sheepadoodle/

🐘 Quotes of the Week

Leaders who win the respect of others are the ones who deliver more than they promise, not the ones who promise more than they can deliver. – Mark A. Clement

No man can tell whether he is rich or poor by turning to his ledger. It is the heart that makes a man rich. He is rich according to what he is, not according to what he has. – Henry Ward Beecher

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. – Marilyn Monroe

Infinitely more important than sharing one’s material wealth is sharing the wealth of ourselves—our time and energy, our passion and commitment, and, above all, our love.  – William E. Simon (But a little cash never hurts.)

Happiness depends to some extent upon external conditions, but chiefly upon mental attitudes. – Paramahansa Yogananda

If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. – Marie Osmond (Preach!)

Make the choice to embrace this day. Do not let your today be stolen by the ghost of yesterday or the To-Do list of tomorrow! It’s inspiring to see all the wonderfully amazing things that can happen in a day in which you participate.Steve Maraboli

I’m naturally adorable. If you have a problem with that, take it up with God. – Geneviève Delatour (Susan Lucci), Devious Maids

Counting to ten only makes it premeditated. – seen on a T-shirt

🌚 All the Fall Feels…

Chuck your comfort zone this weekend and do something different. Or at least stream outside of your usual waters. Then join me on Veteran’s Day for soap and chicanery on Deck. Until then, stay safe, stay thanking veterans for their service, and stay not hiding your peas under your mashed potatoes. Or hiding your feelings.

October 2, 2024 – Baseball Day 2, Scrubbing Up, Salt Lake Invades Milwaukee, A Note, A Fact, Pigeons, Last Talk, Mrs. Gaga, Two Coming Up, It’s Started & Season

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts, recaps, and the whole GH enchilada on Fridays)

General Hospital

Still batting runs in today, but I think GH is on tomorrow… I think.

🧼 Soap Dish…

I’ll bet she’s a blast.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/gallery/general-hospital/an-evening-with-soap-star-rena-sofer-see-the-pics

Omg, they look like babies.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/jonathan-jackson-opens-up-about-liz-and-luckys-reunion-on-gh

It sounds like maybe she wanted a quid pro quo with the pay cut. Like maybe some changes for her character.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ghs-kelly-monaco-promises-a-proper-statement

🧂 There’s Salt In My Lake…

While I don’t know new Housewife Bronwyn at all, kudos to her fashion sense. Just remember, it’s fashion, not a costume. In Heather’s interview, she confused Alice Cooper with Gene Simmons, and said, honest mistake. Aren’t all actual mistakes honest? And does that really apply here? More like a you-don’t-know-your-rock-legends mistake. In a Housewives first, there was a girls’ trip to Milwaukee. A suite at the Bucks game seemed like the usual, but not so much a trip to the Bobblehead Museum. We flashed back to Mary calling Whitney a bobblehead, but in Mary’s interview, she said Whitney had passed the bobblehead baton to someone else. Do tell.

Bronwyn was upset over Lisa not coming to her defense during last week’s gang-up on her, but she said she wasn’t throwing Lisa under the bus… yet. However, she was turning the bus on. Whitney, Bronwyn, Mary and new Wife Meili went to the museum, where there were over 10,000 bobbleheads, and they were given a scavenger hunt. The collection was quite impressive. Nearly everyone even moderately famous has been made into a bobblehead. There was also a casino close by where the rest of the group gambled. Apparently, there are rumors swirling on social media that Whitney resells jewelry she gets from Alibaba, which is not a good look.

The suite was amazing and the buffet even more so. Heather said she was as happy as a puppy with two peters over the lobster corndogs, which sounds like something Captain Lee would say. Brittani found out that her boyfriend was hitting on Angie’s brow girl, and I’m not sure how much of the game was actually watched. After alerting Brittani, Angie hoped Brittani wouldn’t be pissed at her, which she shouldn’t be, but probably will be. Bronwyn confronted Lisa for not having her back and Heather for her needing her back covered in the first place. In Bronwyn’s interview, she said she wasn’t going to stop until they all realized that all of them talked about each other. She said she wasn’t part of the problem, but she was the best dressed part of the problem. I concur.

Next time, a dance-off, a curling game, and dinner table screaming. In other words, the usual.

🎵 Side note: I’m not loving Heather these days. I think she lost a few other things along with that weight, like her appeal and decency. Her ego must have gotten even bigger when she was on Watch What Happens Live tonight with Sarah Paulson. Sarah scolded her for not coming backstage when she saw Sarah on Broadway in Appropriate. Apparently, Sarah had alerted the entire cast, who’d been very excited about Heather’s presence. Is there really such a meager choice of amusement in the stage world?

Fun Fact: Mary Cosby’s father once lived a street away from Jeffrey Dahmer and wondered where a funky smell was coming from. A week later, Dahmer was arrested, and he saw the whole thing go down. Of course, Mary could be making it up, but that’s pretty random. Six degrees from my part, I once met a guy who was a counselor of Dahmer’s when he (Dahmer, not the guy I met) was in prison. He said that Dahmer was a really nice guy when he was on his medication, but you didn’t want to be near him when he wasn’t. Take from that what you will.

🗽 Rats With Wings…

It wouldn’t be NYC without them. Although there is the eternal question… Why don’t we ever see baby pigeons?

https://extratv.com/2024/10/01/rhony-stars-sai-de-silva-and-ubah-hassan-tease-drama-with-messy-pigeons-exclusive/

🌁 Best On Last…

Hey, we take what we can get until 2025.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/the-last-of-us-season-2-trailer-1236013278/

https://ew.com/the-last-of-us-season-2-kaitlyn-dever-abby-first-look-teaser-8718711

For the gamers.

https://www.eurogamer.net/the-last-of-us-tv-trailer-remade-with-gameplay-footage-gets-neil-druckmann-seal-of-approval

https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/the-last-of-us-naughty-dog-secret/

🦄 Putting the Modern In Bride…

I don’t know about you, but I’m there for the unicorns. We can still have Chinese food though, right?

https://extratv.com/2024/10/02/lady-gaga-talks-wedding-ideas-courthouse-and-chinese-food/

🎬 Waiting To Watch…

This drops on Shudder tomorrow and I can’t wait to see it. Tusk was one of the best films I’ve ever seen, so I have high hopes for Justin Long’s work on this.

https://ew.com/justin-long-vhs-beyond-tusk-like-fur-babies-brother-christian-exclusive-8716575

This looks very promising as well. The trailer gave me Lovecraft Country vibes. This one is a wait though. It comes to theaters on March 7th, 2025.

https://collider.com/sinners-michael-b-jordan-ryan-coogler/

🐩 Never Too Early For Dress Up…

Get those pets used to wearing a hat now and they’ll have it down by Halloween. Maybe. If they feel like it.

📢 Calling Each Vagabond By Name…

Come by tomorrow for (hopefully) soap and the OC nightmare before Halloween. Until then, stay safe; stay erring on the side of caution and professionalism at office costume parties; and stay never being part of the problem, but being the best dressed part of the problem.

September 30, 2024 – On the Ground In Port Charles, Soap Suds, Big Apples, Salty Talk, The Real Hills, Two To Watch, Final Bow, Funny Finalists & September

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts, recaps, and the whole GH enchilada on Fridays)

General Hospital

Carly sits with Lulu, and Jack knocks at the door. He tells her, all passengers are safe, sound, and on the ground in Port Charles.

Lucky and Jason walk into the hospital, and Lucky introduces himself to Portia. She says, they’ve been expecting him. She’s been treating his sister. Terry introduces herself, and Porta says she’ll run some tests on Lucky. Jason tells Lucky that he’ll be here, and Lucky leaves with Portia. He asks how Lulu’s condition is, and Portia says, it’s deteriorating. They’re running out of time.

Anna gets home and flops onto the sofa. She flashes back to Jason kissing her, and says, Devane, what are you doing?

Nina goes to Curtis’s office and tells him that Crimson was delayed because of a hailstorm. She stares at him for a moment, and says, his new position looks good on him.

Elizabeth says she needs to talk to Aiden. His dad called and he’s on his way back to Port Charles. Aiden asks when he’s getting here, and she says, today.

On the phone, Robert says, they’re overdue for a catch up… Now? Perfect.

James opens the door, and Holly is there. She says, he may or may not remember her… He says, she’s Holly, and she says, and he’s James, like the king. He says he was named after his dad, and she says, either way, it suits him. She asks if there are any boring grown-ups around, and he yells for Mac. Mac comes out and asks what he’s yelling for… Holly… She says, hello, Mac.

Mac asks when Holly got in, and she says, just now. He says, a red eye? Her? She says, a private jet. While she’s pleased to see him, she was hoping to find Robert. She tried his house and his office, but had no luck. She thought he might be here. Mac asks if Robert knows she’s in town, but she says she wanted to surprise him. He says he has to take James to school, and asks if she can wait here. She asks if there’s coffee, and he tells her to help herself, and he leaves with James.

Felicia asks if Anna is all right, and Anna says, it was an exhaustive trip. Felicia says, Anna never gets tired. So what’s up? Anna says she thinks the mission was more than she expected, and Felicia says she needs to know everything that happened from start to finish.

Luck asks, what now? and Portia says she has to make sure he’s a match. He asks if the odds aren’t pretty good, and she says, with the same parents, the chance is good, but she still needs to confirm it. After the results come back, she’ll send him for more tests to make sure his liver is heathy. He asks if they can’t run them now, and she says, he’ll be undergoing major surgery, so she can’t risk skipping anything. She’s moving as fast as she can. He says he appreciates everything even if it seems like he doesn’t, and she says she needs to figure out if he’s in good enough physical shape to be a donor. Then all they have to do is wait for the results. He says he’s not great at waiting.

Elizabeth asks how Aiden feels, but he says he’s not sure. She says she knows they’ve been emailing and video chatting. She also knows it’s difficult when someone is in front of you, especially when it’s your dad. He says, it’s been a long time since he heard from Lucky. He’s always been the first one to reach out. One time, he waited five months, but nothing. He’s not sad or mad. He’s like, okay, whatever. She says she’s sorry, and he says he doesn’t hate Lucky. He’s glad Lucky is coming back, but it’s not like Lucky is coming back for him. His dad is here to save Aunt Lulu. How can he be mad?

Carly says she knows Jack risked his job, but he says, it’s all good. It turns out haranguing an international law enforcement agency on her friend’s behalf paid off. She thanks him and he says, they make a good team.

Curtis tells Nina, Crimson’s numbers are up, but he thinks they can make them go higher. He found a distributor in Australia. Nina says she’ll give them a call, but he says he already called. It’s a go. Nina says, it’s exciting and embarrassing for her. She should have seen the opportunity. He says, she’s been busy with Crimson and saving the nation, and she says she likes hyperbole in a man. He says, if working on Drew’s campaign distracted her, it’s the price they pay to make sure Drew gets in office. She says, he is distracting… She means, with the campaign and politicking. It’s all very distracting.

Anna tells Felicia that she planned to steal Sidwell’s phone and put it back before he realized. Jason was going to engage Sidwell in a card game, and he did very well. He occupied Sidwell and challenged him. She was about to copy the phone’s chip, and Felicia will never believe who stepped out of the woodwork to stop her. Sidwell’s girlfriend – Holly.  

On the phone and sipping champagne, Holly says, hear that? It’s the sound of ice. Which is exactly what she’s calling them about.

Portia says she’ll let Lucky know when he can see Lulu, and Jason asks how he’s doing. Lucky says he’s doing okay. They ran a lot of tests. All this time, and now he’s here. Jason says he knows, and Lucky says, it’s been a long time, but coming back is harder than leaving. Carly joins them and hugs Lucky. she says she can’t believe he’s here, and he says he can’t either. She says she’s trying to get in touch with his mom and Doc, and he asks where they’re at. She says, at the refugee camp where he was last staying, but the weather is bad, and the service has been spotty. He says he can’t believe they went to Africa, and she says, it’s Laura. What does he expect? He says he expected her to be at Lulu’s bedside, and she says, when they found out Nikolas wasn’t a match… He says, she took off. He got Carly’s email and meant to write back. He was sorry to hear about Bobbie. She says, Bobbie was a hero to the end, and he says he’s sorry he wasn’t here. She says, her mom loved him, wherever he was, when Portia comes back and says, Lucky has been cleared to see Lulu. She’ll let him know if he’s a match as soon as she hears. Lucky says he’s going to see his sister, and Carly says, she’s on 10.  

Elizabeth says, Lulu is the main reason Lucky is back, but not the only reason, and Aiden says, they both know that’s not true. Elizabeth says, Lucky loves him, even though he has a terrible way of showing it. She didn’t want him to be caught off guard. He says, Lucky might help Lulu, then take off again. There are days he doesn’t think of Lucky, and he kind of feels bad about it. Elizabeth tells him, don’t. He has a big heart and so does his does dad. She can’t imagine anything changing that. He says, it’s going to be weird, but he wouldn’t say no to hanging out with Lucky before he leaves again. She asks if he wants her to let Lucky know, but he says, Lucky knows how to reach him. Does she think he’s like his dad? She says, they’re both very handsome, and he tells her that people say he’s like her and he hopes that’s true. He knows that means they must think a lot of him. They might call him a mama’s boy, but he doesn’t care. He’s good with being his mom’s son. He kisses her on the cheek and leaves.

Jack comes to Robert’s office, and Robert says he’d like the like latest on the foray of the Bureau into the field. Jack says, he’s not with the Bureau anymore, and Robert says, tell him anyway. Jack asks, why? and Robert says, Anna is the mother of his child and almost died on Jack’s watch. Jack says, works for him, and sits down. He says, the WSB satellites pinpointed Jenz Sidwell’s location. Considering his strip-mining efforts, it wasn’t difficult. Robert asks if Sidwell converted what he stole? and Jack says, of course (🍷). Robert says, Sidwell leaves the countries he strips more destitute than ever. So Jack used the Bureau’s resources to curtail Sidwell’s operation. Is he still alive? Jack says, unknown. Nobody in the mission is safe if he is.  

Mac comes back, and Holly says, breakfast? indicating the champagne. He says, it’s a little early, but she says she’s on Africa time, calling him grandpa. He says he wears the title proudly, and she says, he should. It suits him. He says he’s getting a lot of practice, and she says, his family tree is growing. He tells her that he has a son by Dominique, and she asks if he’s met him. Mac says, he lives in town. He works for the Quartermaines. She asks if he was raised by Leopold Taub, and Mac nods. He says she’s sorry he didn’t get to know his son sooner, and she says, Dominique lived a complicated life. He probably won’t believe it, but she’ll always regret how Dominique’s jealousy of their friendship helped split them up. He says he doesn’t believe it, and she says she’ll always be grateful for their friendship. He says, back at her. He asks about Ethan, and she says, Ethan is currently out of trouble and doing splendidly. He asks what brings her back, and she says, her last visit was bittersweet. So when chance tossed her toward their shores, she took it. She asks, what’s going on with Robert? and he says, Robert has built a life post-WSB, and it makes him happy. He’s worried her visit will ruin it.  

Anna says, Holly confirmed Lucky was at the compound, and persuaded Sidwell to invite them back. Felicia says, she put her life on the line, and Anna says, they all did. They all went back, and Holly knew where Lucky was, but it was tricky to get him out. Then they found out their covers had been blown. Sidwell insisted that Jason and Lucky play a final card game. Felicia says she has the feeling it wasn’t for money, and Anna says, no. If Lucky won, Holly kept her life, and if Jason won, she kept hers. If Sidwell won, they were all going to die.

Carly asks how Jason is, and he says, fine. She says, really, and he says he’s fine. She asks, what about Lucky, and don’t say fine, and he says, Lucky is physically okay. She says, otherwise? and he says, coming back this way is tough. She says, their situations are different, but after the transplant, they can help Lucky figure things out. He says, if Lucky stays long enough, and she asks if he’s leaving. Jason says he doesn’t know, and he has no idea what Holly is doing. She says, that’s a name she didn’t expect to hear. What was she doing there? She wasn’t a part of the mission. He says, she was on her own mission, which she started before them. She helped them, and he’s got to give that to her. If Holly didn’t love Luke so much, they’d probably be dead.

Terry shows up at Elizabeth’s house, and tells Elizabeth that she can’t stay long, but she wanted to tell her that Lucky is at the hospital. Elizabeth asks if he’s going through tests, and Terry says, Portia is running them now. Given Lulu’s numbers this morning, he’s just in time. Elizabeth says, that’s Lucky, heroically skidding through the door just in time, and Terry says, he came straight from the airport. He was exhausted and anxious, and she didn’t get the hero vibe. He seemed like he’d been through some stuff, but he still looked good.

Lucky goes to Lulu’s room. He sits next to the bed and takes her hand. He says he’s here and kisses it. He flashes back to talking to Baby Lulu.

Curtis says he’s impressed. It wasn’t that long ago, Nina got Drew sent to prison. Nina says, for something he totally did, and Curtis says, and look at them now. Working together and helping each other. She says, being Drew’s campaign wife is incredible, and he says he didn’t realize that was her title. She says, people draw their own conclusions, and he asks where she finds time for herself. She says, 12 hours a day devoted to Crimson, 12 to the campaign, and 12 to her. He says, a 36-hour workday. That’s a lot of time to invest in someone who’s just a friend. She says she never thought it would happen. She thinks her and Drew’s relationship has evolved into something more, something real.

Mac says, Holly will disrupt what’s going on and say she needs help getting out of her latest jam. She wouldn’t ask if there were anyone else, and on and on until the last shoe she threw up in the air falls on the ground. Then she’ll be gone and leave Robert to pick up the pieces of the ruins she’s left behind. She thanks him for his honesty and says she’ll send over a bottle of champagne to replace the bottle she opened. He says, not necessary, but she says she doesn’t want to ruin anything more than she already has, and leaves.

Carly asks how Jason and Anna aren’t dead, and Jason says, Sidwell ordered his men to kill him and Anna, and they would have if it hadn’t been for the drone strike. She says, that was her. She knows a guy. He says, Jack Brennan? and she says, yes. She asked him for help, and he was amazing. She watched the drone strike in real time. They watched it together.

Robert says, he takes it all protocols were put in place to protect the Bureau’s exposure, and Jack says, he followed them to the letter. Robert says, they require no civilian witnesses. Were there any? Jack says, other than the intended targets, no, but he’s not worried about three of the four rescued being a risk. Jason isn’t going to talk, Anna is Anna, and Lucky won’t bite the hand that saved his sister. Robert asks, who’s the fourth? and Jack says he’s not familiar with them. That’s why he came right over when Robert called. He’s hoping Robert can tell him how worried he needs to be about Holly Sutton.  

Terry asks if there’s anything about Lucky coming home that’s a good thing, and Elizabeth says she’s happy for Lulu and the family, but she and Lucky are practically strangers. He called the hospital, and she happened to answer. Terry asks what it was like to hear his voice, and Elziabeth says, there were a lot of feelings for the person he was, the man she used to love and had a child with. Feelings for the voice she used to hear every day, but hasn’t heard in years. Terry asks if she’s okay with it, and Elizabeth says she’s not surprised Lucky would come back to help his sister. Terry says, that can’t be the only reason (like it isn’t enough), and Elizabeth says she told Aiden that, but she gets why he’s doubtful. Lucky isn’t coming to rebuild a relationship with his son and build a life here. Terry says, Elizabeth doesn’t have to answer, but part of her wonders if Elizabeth is going overboard in managing her expectations. What does she expect?  

Lucky says, the first time he met Lulu, she was so small. She made all these noises, but now she’s so… quiet. Lulu Spencer isn’t supposed to be quiet. He promised to take care of her, and he wasn’t there when she needed him the most. He was too busy hiding out in Ireland or Africa or anywhere but here. He told himself that he was doing good in the world, but they both know he was just running and hiding, and if he’d stayed in Port Charles and fought for his family, maybe he could have stopped all this from happening in the first place.

Lucky tells Lulu that their mom is looking for him too. That’s how much she loves Lulu. He loves her too, and prays she can forgive him for not being the brother she deserved or needed. But he’s here now and who knows? Maybe he can still save her and when she’s in the clear, awake and talking again as loud as ever, they can figure out then if he deserves her forgiveness… or anyone’s.

Felicia asks how they got away, and Anna says, Sidwell’s guards threw Jason in a cell with her and were ordered to kill them. There was no bomb to diffuse and no bullet to dodge. Felicia says, there was no way out, and Anna says, they had a kind of understanding that they could lose their lives. Felicia says, at least Jason was there. He must have been a comfort in that moment like he was with Robin all those years ago, when she was staring death in the face.

Jack says he was hoping he could impose on Robert, since he’s the expert. He did debrief Holly. Robert says he’s no longer part of the Bureau, but Jack says, workarounds are his thing. Off the record, does Robert think Holly is a security risk? Robert says, absolutely, but not in the way Jack thinks. After he’s spoken to her, he’ll get back to Jack. Jack thanks him and says, always a pleasure. Robert says, he’s such a liar, and Jack leaves.

Curtis asks how Drew feels about their relationship, and Nina says, the vibe between them is nice. He says, when he hears about their relationship evolving from pretend to real, it’s not that much different from what happened in Nixon Falls. She says, it’s completely different (agreed – Drew never thought he was someone else), and he says he doesn’t want to see her hurt. She asks why he thinks she’ll be hurt, and he says, when she cares about someone, she’s vulnerable. In the circles she and Drew are traveling in, she can’t afford to be vulnerable. His phone rings, and he answers. He listens a moment, and says, thanks for reaching out. He tells Nina, that was the music promotor congratulating him. His father is going to be touring with Wynton Marsalis. She says, that’s a good thing, right? and he says, yeah, but why was his father hiding this?

Elizabeth says, Lucky saved her and her sanity during a difficult time. After she was raped, he helped her realize that she’s a lot stronger than she thought and everything she didn’t think was possible, was. She’ll forever be grateful for that. Terry says, he sounds like a helluva guy, and Elizabeth says, he was. He probably still is, but 15 years can change a lot. Terry says she wishes she could stay, but she has to get back to the hospital. She’s going to leave Elizabeth with one infuriating thought. Everything she said makes perfect sense, but sometimes things that should make sense, don’t anymore. She leaves.

Anna says she doesn’t think she and Jason were a comfort to one another when they were so close to dying, and Felicia asks how they got away. Anna says, the drone strike occurred. She thinks it was a group effort. Felicia says, so the drones took out their would-be killers and left her and Jason unscathed, and Anna says, pretty much. They managed to get Lucky away from Sidwell and get away. Holly stole a jeep and drove them to the airstrip where the WSB had a jet waiting. And here she is. Felicia says, wow. All she can says is, she thinks Anna should do that more often.

Jason says he doesn’t like Carly working with Brennan, but she says she’s not. She just worked with him so that Jason could be safe, and now he and Lulu are safe. He says, she can’t trust Brennan. She seems to think he’s helping her because he likes her. She says she actually does think that, and he pulls her aside. He says, it’s what they call an investment, and Brennan is going to want a return on his investment. She says, owing Brennan it’s a small price to keep them alive, and he says he hopes she doesn’t regret it when Brennan wants to collect. She says, he already has, and he asks what Brennan wanted. She says, a burger from Bobbie’s. She’s got this. What else happened on the mission? Jason says, nothing, and walks to the elevator. She says she knows him. What else happened? He says, nothing, and the elevator doors close.

Robert looks through some paperwork, and outside, Holly is about to knock on his office door. She decides not to and walks away.

Portia looks at the computer, and Terry asks about the test results. Portia says, they just came in. (Her face looks grim, but you know they like to mess with us.) Terry asks if she can see, and Portia turns the screen toward her. She says, it looks like they found their donor just in time.

Lucky goes to Bobbie’s and looks through the window. He sees Elizabeth and goes inside. She turns and sees him.

On Thursday (we hope), Ava says she likes the sound of that; Lucky says he can’t give Elizabeth promises he can’t keep; and Heather refuses to go down without a fight.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

GH is preempted for baseball on Tuesday and Wednesday. And depending on how those games go, possibly Thursday.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/general-hospital-is-preempted-multiple-times-this-week

I just don’t get this. It sounds like she didn’t either.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/kelly-monaco-has-taped-her-last-scenes-at-gh

I can’t keep these kids straight anymore. Lucky won’t be able to recognize him, and not because it’s been a long time.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/colin-cassidy-is-the-new-aiden-on-general-hospital

Farewell to yet another soap legend.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/days-of-our-lives/days-co-stars-remembers-drake-hogestyn

🗽 From the Wide-Awake City…

I find it hard to believe they’re going through the same sh*t everyone else is going through.

Shout out to the Bronx!

https://www.thewrap.com/who-is-racquel-chevremont-real-housewives-of-new-york-city/

🧂 Shakers Of Salt…

Well, if she doesn’t know, how are we supposed to know?

https://people.com/meredith-marks-mary-cosby-fight-real-housewives-of-salt-lake-city-season-5-explained-8720027

She can’t win because she’s not doing it for the right reasons. There, I said it.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1407421/why-rhoslcs-heather-gay-feels-like-she-cant-win-after-losing-weight-on-ozempic

💎 Giving the Real Real…

So was it not real before?

I can’t imagine this show being good for anyone’s spirit or career.

👀 This Weekend’s Watch…

The critics are right. Colin Farrell is unrecognizable and amazing as Oswald Oz Cobb aka The Penguin. The show is like Batman meets Boardwalk Empire, weirdly set in today’s world, but with a 1930s feel. Admittedly, a lot of it feels cliché, like Oz’s accent – he commits a moider – but it woiks. Of course, Gotham is a city in its own world, so it can be what it wants. All of the visuals were captivating, and I was fascinated with the view of the Times Square like center of the town. TBH, I haven’t paid much attention to the Batman films. I loved the comics as a kid, but I leaned more toward the female villains like Cat Woman, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy. A friend once showed up at a karaoke Halloween party dressed as Poison Ivy, and said I was the only one who recognized who she was, but I digress. Filled with murder, mayhem, and style, I thought The Penguin was a worthwhile watch, and since it’s only 8 episodes, I’m in it for the not-so-long haul.

https://www.cbr.com/the-penguin-big-splash-hbo-premiere/

Forget that other guy.

https://www.cbr.com/the-penguin-differences-from-the-batman/

How he became Oz.

https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p0jtmqbj/colin-farrell-describes-how-he-transformed-into-the-penguin

The other series on my short list was Grotesquerie. The story was compelling and sucked me in right away. Niecy Nash-Betts is world weary, alcoholic detective Lois Tryon, who has to solve a series of murders committed by an entity only known as Grotesquerie. Helping her track down the killer is a crime writer and amateur detective, who also happens to be a nun. Lois’s husband is in a coma, but returns in flashbacks, suggesting her drinking is turning from a pastime into a profession, and her job has become more of an obsession than a profession. The characters are captivating, the acting is award worthy, and it’s directed beautifully. Fresh off playing Lyle Menendez in Monsters, Nicholas Chavez is amazing as a young priest with some odd proclivities, who is also the nun’s best friend. IMO, if he continues with the trajectory he’s on, he’ll be up there with Brad Pitt, George Clooney, et al. My only complaint, a SWAT team sneaking around a building after loudly busting down a gate with their vehicle to get on the property. I think whoever was inside would hear that.

Only slight revelations here.

https://www.thewrap.com/grotesquerie-review-niecy-nash-betts-fx/

He had a good time.

https://www.thewrap.com/monsters-grotesquerie-nicholas-chavez-interview/

Warning: spoilers.

https://deadline.com/2024/09/grotesquerie-niecy-nash-betts-talks-premiere-episodes-fx-ryan-murphy-1236101830/

👒 Never Complain, Never Explain…

Downton Abbey will never be the same.

https://ew.com/downton-abbey-creator-and-cast-pay-tribute-to-maggie-smith-8719727

Some of her best.

https://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/1108201/dowager-countess-quotes/

🦧 Same To You, Monkey…

The amusing side of wildlife.

https://people.com/2024-comedy-wildlife-awards-finalists-photos-8719560

🧶 A Sweater Is Like Life…

Join me tomorrow for a glance at NYC and who knows what else? Until then, stay safe, stay always leaving them wanting more, and stay occasionally reevaluating, because sometimes things that should make sense, don’t anymore.

April 26, 2024 – Sasha Gets Two Job Offers, Extra Soap, Melrose Fix, Salty Talk, Charming Cast, JoJo’s Take, Extra Fallout, World News, More Messi, A Joke, V Quotes, A Joke & 2031

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

At the MetroCourt, Carly hugs Sasha, saying, she hasn’t seen Sasha in forever. She asks if Sasha is alone or waiting for someone, and Sasha says she’s waiting for Nina, but Nina seems to have gotten hung up. Carly says she knows how busy Crimson can get. She hopes Sasha isn’t waiting too long. Sasha says, no worries. The longer Nina takes, the longer she has to look for a new place. Carly asks if she’s moving, and Sasha says her rent is too high. She really needs to downsize. Carly says she heard Sasha left Deception. She’s sorry she didn’t text Sasha about it. Not such a good friend, huh? Sasha says, it’s fine. She’s doing great. She sits at the bar, and Carly says, really? She knows how much Sasha put into that company. Sasha says, with all the changes that were happening, it was time to go. She’s really glad she did. Carly says, the appearance on Home & Heart? and Sasha says, a one-time thing. She doesn’t miss the job at all. She just still hasn’t figured out what to do next. Carly says, since she’s looking, would she be interested in working here at the MetroCourt?

Tracy walks into the nook where Leo is snacking and asks Leo why he’s putting that processed garbage into his body. He says he likes it and he’s hungry. He didn’t eat lunch. She says, why not? It’s not like him to forget his lunch. It’s not like him to forget anything. He says he gave it away, and she asks, why? He says, it was a peanut butter sandwich, and she says she thought he liked those. He says he did, but it’s all Yuri ever makes. He’s tired of them. Olivia comes in and asks Leo if he’s ready to go. She has to pick up his friend Teddy and take them to the aquarium pronto. He says he’ll get his backpack, and runs off. Olivia grabs a piece of whatever Leo was eating and says she’s so starving. She didn’t get a chance to eat. Tracy says, do tell, and Olivia says she realizes that dinners have been a little hit or miss lately, but if she makes a couple of lasagnas today, it should last for the next couple of dinners. Tracy says, no, and Olivia says, Tracy doesn’t like her lasagna? Tracy says she loves Olivia’s lasagna. Everybody here loves her lasagna, but this situation is madness. Olivia is running herself ragged at the hotel and she’s condemning everyone in this house to life in leftover manor. Clearly, it is time to hire a cook. Olivia says, bite your tongue.

Walking into the apartment, Gregory says he told Finn that he was fine, and Finn tells him that he keeps saying that. Gregory says his doctor agrees. Last night’s little episode… Finn says, a temporary paralysis? And Gregory says, temporary, yes. He’s made a full recovery. Is Violet here? He doesn’t want to argue in front of her. Finn says, no. She’s still at school. They’re not arguing. He’s just looking out for Gregory. Does he want to lie down? Gregory says, the couch is fine, and don’t worry. He’ll take it easy for the rest of the day. Isn’t Finn needed at the hospital? Finn sits next to him and says he thinks they’ve come to a point where Gregory shouldn’t be left alone for long periods of time. Gregory asks, what exactly is he saying? and Finn says he thinks they should get Gregory an in-home caregiver. Just in case anything like last night ever happens again. (I’d like one of those and I’m not even sick.)

Molly goes to Alexis’s office and asks if she’s got a minute. Alexis says, for her, always. Isn’t she supposed to be in court? Molly says, court’s in recess for lunch, and holds up a to-go bag, asking if Alexis is interested. Alexis says she doesn’t know. It depends. What’s she got? Molly says, turkey club with avocado, and Alexis says, yes, taking the bag. Not that Molly needs an ulterior motive to see her mommy… Molly says she needs Alexis’s help. Alexis says she knew it. Legal advice? Molly says, Kristina, and Alexis says, ugh.

On her phone at the gallery, Laura says she’ll be in soon, and tells Ava, sorry about that. City business. Ava says, of course (🍷). She certainly doesn’t want to keep Laura from her mayor duties. Laura says, so she gathered, because Ava never answered her question, and Ava says, which was? Laura asks, how does she like living with Sonny? when Sonny walks in. He asks if he heard his name, and Laura says, yes. Ava asks, what’s up? and he says he needs their help, both of them. Laura says, with what? and Sonny says he wants to commission one of Ava’s artists to create a piece so he can donate it – he asks Laura if she’s ready for this – to the city. Laura says, what makes him think the city would be interested in that?

Olivia says she appreciates Tracy’s perspective. She realizes she’s been a little overbooked lately. Tracy says, a little? and Olivia says she can feed her family. Tracy says, Olivia needs to face facts. She is spreading herself too thin. She’s reduced her son to eating Snackaroos and peanut butter a la Yuri. Olivia says, Carly’s back at the MetroCourt… and Tracy says she’s missing the point. The Quartermaine family has always had a cook. They need one. Olivia says, Tracy is trying to kick her out of her own kitchen, and Tracy says, it’s Monica’s kitchen. Alan gave it to her, and Olivia is not staff. She’s a Quartermaine. She lives here; she doesn’t work here. And while Tracy admires her concerted effort, she can’t be responsible for feeding this family. Tracy is calling an agency and getting referrals. Olivia says, no! She’ll agree to a cook, but only if she hires the cook.

Carly says she’s co-owner of the MetroCourt again, and Sasha asks, how’d that happen? Carly says, Nina sold her half, and Sasha says, congratulations. Carly thanks her, and Sasha says she’s really happy for Carly. She’s just caught off-guard. Nina never said anything about selling. Carly says she thinks it happened pretty quickly. So does that mean Sasha will consider working for her? Sasha says, of course (🍷) she’ll consider it. She really appreciates the offer. Carly says, but it’s not what she’s looking for, is it? and Sasha says she doesn’t know. She’s trying to look around and see what feels right. Carly says she’s been there, and Sasha says, but you know what does feel right? Carly back here at the MetroCourt. Carly laughs and says, yes, and Sasha says, and Nina back at Crimson. Carly says, better there than here, yes. She’s going to take menus to a customer. If Sasha needs anything, let her know. She’s happy to help. Sasha thanks her and says she will. And she will definitely keep this place in mind. Carly leaves and Sasha sends a text to Nina: Where are you?

Molly tells Alexis, Josslyn and Krissy had another blow up. And this time Josslyn had some very specific things to say about Sonny. Alexis says, Kristina has great big feelings about her father. He’s her hero. Nobody knows that better than she does. Molly says she thinks that’s really why Kristina was upset. Because deep down she knows the things Josslyn was saying were true. They talked, and she was calmer by the time she left, but when TJ found out she’d come over so late and how wound up she’d gotten, now he’s worried that all this stress is going to hurt their baby. Alexis asks what Molly said, and Molly tells her that she tried to defend Kristina’s feelings. It is upsetting – she can’t even imagine – but there are other things to consider. The stress can’t be good for Kristina or the baby. It certainly isn’t good for TJ. Alexis says, or Molly, and Molly says, it’s gotten to the point where prosecuting criminals is how she relaxes. Alexis says, been there, and Molly says, so she was hoping Alexis would talk to Kristina.

Finn says, there are caregivers out there who can keep a low profile, but Gregory says, there should be a babysitter when he’s alone with Violet. For Violet, not for him. Finn says, what if Violet hadn’t been here last night? What if she hadn’t getting him his ventilator? Gregory says he knew something was wrong and asked Violet to get the ventilator for him. If he’d been alone, he would have called 911. Finn says, what if paralysis had hit and he was unable to dial? and Gregory says, fortunately, he’s not quite there yet. Finn says, not this time. What about the next time? Because they both know it will happen again. And the time after that, and the time after that. Gregory says, they don’t need to think about the time after that yet. He just needs to be ready for the next time and he will be. He promises. He starts to leave, but Finn says, that’s not good enough.

Laura says she knows they’re in Ava’s gallery, but can she have a moment alone with Sonny? Ava says, by all means, and leaves, but she listens from around the corner. Sonny says, it’s just you and me. What’s on your mind?

Finn says, Gregory can’t see his point of view, but maybe he can see Violet’s. He’s never seen her more scared than what she was last night. Think about that. Put himself in her shoes. Watching her grandfather collapse, running to get his ventilator, watching him lie on the sofa unable to move. What does he think that did to her? Gregory asks if Violet is afraid to be alone with him now, but Finn says, no. She probably never will be. She loves Gregory and wants to spend all the time with him that she possibly can. What if things had been worse? Gregory says, they weren’t, and Finn says, not this time. But what about next time? What happens if he starts to aspirate or collapse or convulse or pass out completely? Knowing Violet, she’d probably try to save him, and if she couldn’t, she’d probably blame herself. Gregory says he would never allow that to happen, and Finn says, at the risk of being devil’s advocate, how would he stop it? They have a responsibility to make Violet feel safe in her own home, right? Gregory says, that’s emotional blackmail, and Finn says he knows. It’s also reality. It’s the reality they have to accept. The bottom line is, Gregory needs help, and when he’s not here, Gregory needs a caregiver. Period. Gregory says, or what? and Finn leaves the apartment.

Sasha reads a text from Nina: Sorry! Be right there. Olivia sees Sasha and asks if she’s got a second. Sasha says she does. What’s up? Olivia says, first of all, she wants to thank Sasha for saving her neck the other night with the shepherd’s pie. It was absolutely delicious. Dante won’t stop talking about it, and frankly, she’s a little bit jealous. Sasha says she’s happy to give Olivia the recipe. It’s one of those dishes that, once you make it a couple of times, you can start to play around with it and add your own touches. Olivia says she does want the recipe. She can’t wait to make it. And that leads her to what she actually wants to talk to Sasha about. Ever since the last cook left at the Quartermaines, she’s been doing all the cooking. And when she gets very busy, which does happen sometimes, the family is left to fend for themselves. So she’s come to accept… It’s been pointed out to her that it’s time for the Quartermaines to hire a new chef. Fend for themselves means different things to different people. For Leo and Monica, it means Yuri makes eggs for breakfast and peanut butter sandwiches for lunch.

Nina walks into the restaurant and asks Carly if she can have a moment. Carly says, that depends. What’s it about?

Olivia says she’s got to find someone she can work with. She won’t go back… She cannot go back to the days when the Quartermaines were banned from the kitchen. Before Cook 3 left, she doesn’t think Tracy knew where the kitchen was. Sasha laughs and says, that tracks. Olivia says she loves cooking for her family. She actually finds it very therapeutic almost. Sasha says she feels the same way, and Olivia says, there are people who find joy in life because of the labor intensity of her lasagna. Sasha says, cooking to her has always been peaceful, grounding. Maybe it’s because she cooked with her grandmother. The times she spent in the kitchen with her is definitely what she missed the most about her. Olivia says, Sasha really loved her, and Sasha says she still does. Olivia says, and Sasha loves cooking through her, huh? and Sasha says she guesses she does. Olivia says, and she’s good at it. So what does she say?

Alexis tells Molly, women have earthquake hormones during pregnancy. They live through it. Babies ride through it. Molly says she knows that intellectually, it’s just… Alexis says she knows Molly is worried. She knows Molly is terrified. Molly says, very much, and Alexis says, on the bright side, she knows how thrilled her sister is to do this for her, and Kristina is oddly thrilled about the ups and downs of the pregnancy. Molly says she’s so grateful to Kristina for doing this, and she loves how excited Kristina is about it. Alexis says, but there’s something more, so what is it? Besides Josslyn. Molly says she just wishes TJ could relax a little. Kristina’s emotions go to 11 over Sonny, then TJ’s go to 11 over Kristina. Alexis says she can imagine TJ’s 11 is a lot different than her sister’s, and Molly says, oh yeah. Because he’s always been so even keeled… whatever that means. Alexis says she thinks it has something to do with boats… Never mind. Go on. Molly says, so when he’s this upset, it doesn’t look like a lot, but if you know him… Alexis says, it’s sizeable, and Molly says, and when he’s upset, she gets upset. Then she starts to think maybe this is all her fault, because TJ has spent years and years listening to her side of her disagreements and arguments wit her sister. So maybe because of that TJ doesn’t trust Kristina.

Laura asks, what’s behind this latest burst of philanthropy? and Sonny says, his kids. Port Charles has always been their home. If they visit city hall and they see something beautiful he donated, then they can feel as proud of the city as he does. Laura says, and proud of him? What if one day his little girls find out he nearly beat a man to death with his bare hands? Does he think it’s all going to be okay because he donated art? He wonders why she’d ask him that. They’ve been friends for how many years? Is she going to turn on him?

Molly says she doesn’t think TJ thinks Kristina is a bad person, not that she would ever do anything to intentionally harm the baby, and Alexis says, of course (🍷) not. Molly says, but she is who she is, and he is who he is, and the two of them are emotional opposites. Alexis says, that they are, and Moly says she and TJ are just so excited and nervous to be parents, and they’re treating every bump in the road like it’s this huge mountain to overcome, but there are bound to be bumps. Alexis says, oh, there are and there will be, and Molly says, and Kristina has every right to be worried about her father, but she doesn’t know how Kristina is going to handle it if things get worse for Sonny. Alexis asks what he did now, and Molly makes a zipping motion across her lips. She asks if Alexis will just check in with Kristina, and Alexis asks if she has to. Molly says, please, and Alexis says, okay. Molly thanks her and says she has to get back to work. She tells Alexis that she loves her, Alexis says she loves Molly too, and they hug.

Gregory opens the door to Tracy and says he sees Finn called in reinforcements. She says, not this time. Should he have? Gregory asks if he’s expected to believe Tracy isn’t here to check on him, and Tracy says, that’s a ridiculous question. Of course (🍷) she’s here to check on him. That’s what friends do. Is he trying to pick a fight with her? He says, no. He’s sorry. He saw his doctor today. She asks what he said, and Gregory tells her that the doctor said he’s back to what passes for normal for him these days. She says she’s no expert, but that sounds like good news. He says, it is, but it’s not good enough for his son. Finn is insisting that he hires an in-home caregiver to monitor him. She says, that sounds sensible to her, but he says, it’s not sensible; it’s overreacting. And it’s not going to happen.

Sasha asks if Olivia wants her to help interview potential cooks, but Olivia says, no. She wants Sasha to be the new cook. Sasha says, her? and Olivia says, yes. Sasha says, that’s her second job offer today. Olivia says, what? and Sasha says, never mind. Olivia says, here’s what she needs. She needs someone to do breakfast, lunches, including school lunches for the endless parade of kids going through that house, and dinners on weeknights. She’ll do dinners on weekends and any other time she wants, but she promises to give Sasha a proper heads up. She knows cooking for the Quartermaines isn’t the same as cooking for herself, but she promises everyone will be very patient with Sasha while she gets used to the job. So what does she think? She knows it’s a lot to take in. Sasha says, it is. She never thought she would end up in a kitchen again. Olivia says, again?

Nina says, there’s an electrical problem in her office, and Carly says, really? They can’t have that. What kind of an electrical problem? Nina says, they’ve been experiencing random surges, and Carly says, has she? That’s terrible. Nina says, and it’s been happening more and more frequently, and Carly says, funny. That never used to happen since the emergency maintenance crew was ordered for no apparent reason. (So much for Carly saying she didn’t want to hurt Nina anymore.) Nina says, the reason was flooding, and Carly says, yet nothing was wet. But Nina is having an electrical issue, so she’s going to hire the contractors Nina used since she liked their workmanship so much. Nina says, great. As long as the problem is addressed. And one more thing. Jason may have bought the MetroCourt back for Carly, but the person she should really be thanking is Ava.

Laura says she doesn’t see how trying to tell Sonny the truth means she’s turned against him, and he says, okay, fine. She wants the truth? She tells him that she’s just saying that’s the least he owes his kids, and he asks if she tells her kids the truth about everything. She says, the important things, she really tries, and he tells her, let’s say Donna and Avery come to him one day and they say, dad, why’d you beat that guy up? He’s going to say that he lost his temper. He had his reasons, but he regrets his actions. Is that okay? She says, it’s just that she hasn’t seen any evidence of that regret, and he says, they both know Cyrus is not a victim. Laura says she knows what Cyrus is capable of, and Sonny says, that’s the thing. He doesn’t think she does. Cyrus belongs in prison until he meets his Maker. She asks if he really thinks he’s in a position to judge who deserves to be behind bars and who doesn’t, and he asks, since when does she care about Cyrus? He’s been her brother for what, five minutes? She says, it’s because of what Sonny did to him, and Sonny says he and Laura are family. They’re blood. They’re connected through Spencer and Rocco. She says she knows that’s true, but that has nothing to do with this. He says he doesn’t even know what they’re talking about, and she says, what they’re talking about is a lifetime of crime and violence that she’s looked past time and time again. And she can’t do it anymore. She just can’t. Okay? And she can’t turn a blind eye anymore to his business, the things that he’s done, the crime, the people he’s hurt… the people he’s killed. Ava continues to listen, and Laura says, putting a wing on the hospital and donating art to the city doesn’t just make all of that go away. They still happened. They’re still there. They matter. It doesn’t just disappear because he did his daily good deed. (What’s bothering me about this storyline is, aside from nearly everyone turning on Sonny without even giving him a heads up, he’s not behaving normally. Even his physical movements aren’t the usual. How come no one is noticing?)

Carly asks what Ava has to do with Jason buying the MetroCourt, and Nina says she didn’t accept the offer right away. She talked it over with Ava first. Ava led her to believe Sonny would like it if she sold the MetroCourt to his best friend. Carly says, Ava sandbagged Nina. Ava was standing right there when Sonny called Jason a traitor and threw them both out of the penthouse. Nina says she figured it out. After the deal was done. Too late to change her mind. Carly says, it’s a pattern with Ava. She uses people until they’re no longer useful. That’s what she did with Carly’s son. In the end, all Ava cares about is getting what she wants. Nina says, in Ava’s defense, not everyone has a Jason to get her what she wants (I wish I did <heaving Jason sigh>), like losing a hotel fair and square. So much for Carly earning the MetroCourt back on her own.

Finn stops by Alexis’s office and asks if it’s a bad time. She says she hopes so. If not, she’ll have nothing to report. He says he’s sorry to bother her at work. He was on his way to a meeting and he just… She asks, what’s going on? and he says his father had a seizure last night. She says, no, and he says, it resulted in temporary paralysis. He’s okay. Alexis tells him to sit, and he says, when he walked in and saw him lying there, unable to move, and Violet beside him, terrified, not knowing what was going on… Alexis asks if she’s okay, and he says he thinks seeing her grandfather collapse… and after lying there, she had to run and get his ventilator. He thinks it’s something she’ll never forget, but right now she’s as good as can be expected. She says, how is Gregory? and he says, his ALS is progressing rapidly, but his dad… He gets it. His dad wants to be independent. He wants to make up for all those risks he never got to take in life. Jumping out of airplanes and whatever it is that makes him feel alive, but… He talked to Gregory today, and he told Gregory that he thinks they need to get some sort of in-home help for when he’s not there, and his dad flat-out refused and they had this big argument. Alexis says she’s sorry. She’s not shocked, but she is sorry. He says him too. He gets it and he’s trying to do everything he can to support him, but this time he’s going to have to put his daughter first.

Gregory tells Tracy, the day is coming when he’ll be completely helpless, and he’ll need people taking care of his every need and every bodily function, watching over him all the time, every single moment, but he’s not there yet. She says, he’s not far from it, and he says, thank you. Why is it such a sin for him to hold on to what little autonomy he can for as long as he can? She says, it‘s not, and he says, she’s being very agreeable, and he finds it suspect. She laughs and says, he has every right to hold on to his autonomy for as long as he possibly can. He says, thank you? and she says, just as Finn has every right to have a safe emotional environment for his daughter. He can’t risk Violet finding Gregory if he’s unable to move. Or worse. He says, she’s not telling him anything Finn hasn’t already told him already, and she says, then she assumes Finn’s already asked him the obvious question. He says, what question is that? and she says, what is more important to him, his pride or his granddaughter’s well-being?

Sonny asks Laura what he’s supposed to do. Confess to everything he’s been accused of? She says, that depends. How many of the things he’s accused of are true? He says he’s done far less than Cyrus, and she says, but Cyrus’s crimes don’t absolve his. Sonny says, Cyrus held her at gunpoint and he’s the bad guy? and she says she’s sorry. She thinks there are two bad guys. He says he does everything he can to protect his business, his family, and everybody he cares about, and that includes her. Does she know why? She says, why? and he says, so the bad guys don’t come after her. (He doesn’t even look good. He has giant circles under his eyes.) She says, being a good man when you’re not committing a crime, doesn’t absolve him from the times he does commit a crime. And being really good at covering up his tracks doesn’t make him less guilty. He rubs his forehead, and she says, at some point he has to be held accountable. He says, by who? and she says, think of his children, okay? His little girls, Donna and Avery. What’s going to happen when they’re old enough to figure out what their father does for a living? And they will. He’s not going to be able to keep that from them. What is he going to say? He says he’s going to do what he always does. He’s going to do everything in his power to protect them. She says she knows he will, but who’s going to protect them from him?

Sasha says she worked as a line cook and a part-time chef for a few summers in the Hamptons, and Olivia says, it was meant to be. Sasha says she was never the head chef. She was the substitute sous chef when the real chef was out. Olivia says, she worked in a busy restaurant. Cooking for the Quartermaines is going to be a piece of cake. An overly ornate five-tier pain in the butt piece of cake, but still, it’s a piece of cake. Sasha says, this is really flattering, but is Olivia sure she wants to offer her a job based on one shepherd’s pie? Olivia says, she loves to cook. She’s a great cook. They need a cook. Oliva says, it’s a match made in heaven. Or an opening in the universe, depending on your spiritual beliefs. Not to mention the fact that Cody shows up for dinner several nights a week. She’s sure he wouldn’t mind having Sasha around.

Finn asks Alexis to tell him if he’s wrong. Tell him that he shouldn’t just give into his father and give him everything he wants. She says she can’t tell him that, and he says he wants to give him everything he wants. Go parasailing. Go get shot out of a cannon. Go out in space and see the earth from orbit. Do all the things. He’ll do them with his dad, but he doesn’t think his dad can do those things right now, so shouldn’t he give in and give him this one thing? Alexis says, maybe. It’s certainly worth trying to talk to him again, but she doesn’t know that he’s going to end up with different results. He says, she’s right. He’s going to go back and talk to him. She says she thought he was going to a meeting, but he says he can do that later. She says, when the oxygen mask drops from a plane, what do you do? and he says, you put your mask on first, but this… She says, this is the same thing. This is as challenging as it gets. And in order for him to navigate through this, he’s going to have to take care of himself, which means taking care of his sobriety. He says he knows what she’s saying. He gets it. But in this moment, he just feels so selfish. She says, then be selfish. Can his dad wait for an hour for him to go to a meeting? He says he’s not sure, and she says, what do the doctors think? He says, probably. He doesn’t know. She says she understands that his father needs to hold on to his autonomy for as long as he can, but she also knows there’s nothing more important to him than Violet.

Gregory tells Tracy that he never wants Violet to be afraid the way she was last night. He was scared too. When something like that happens, you never know when it’s going to end, if ever. But when he was trying to stay calm, the worst part was knowing he couldn’t comfort his granddaughter. She asks how he thinks Violet felt, not being able to comfort him, and he says he understands what she’s saying, but she and Finn need to understand what he’s saying. She says, okay. There is another solution. He says, great. He’s all ears. She says, first, he has to decide what’s most important to him. If it is in fact spending the time he has left with Finn and Violet here in their home, then he has to abide by Finn’s wishes. But if his independence is his top priority, then he simply moved in to an assisted living facility – Turning Woods is supposed to be really nice – and he can have Violet visit him there.

Laura says she didn’t intend for them to have this conversation here today, and she mean for it to go like this either. She hopes Sonny will take some of this to heart. Please. Just think about it. Just think about doing the right thing. He doesn’t say anything, and she says, at any rate, the City of Port Charles will not be accepting his donation of art. Not while she’s the mayor. She walks out, and Ava walks in, since she didn’t have far to go. She asks, what happened to Laura?

Alexis tells Finn to take the time and go to his meeting to give his dad some time to think things through. When Finn talks to him again, tell him that he and Chase and Violet are worried about him and want someone to take care of him when Finn can’t be there. And she thinks sooner rather than later, he will see Finn’s wisdom. Finn says, here’s hoping, and she says, and whether he does or not, he can’t take care of his family until he takes care of himself first. He says, that’s good advice, and she says she’s good. in fact, she’s so good, she’s going to follow her own advice. Would he like company at his meeting? He says he’d love it.

Gregory says, she’s good, and Tracy says he’s going to have to narrow that down a little bit. He says, the art of persuasion, and she says, oh, that. He says, obviously if he has to choose between Turning Woods and here, even with a caregiver, of course (🍷) he chooses here. She says, that’s not persuasion, that’s just common sense. And by the way, if she were in his shoes, she’d be handling this much, much worse. She wouldn’t sit for it. She wouldn’t stay. She’d run away to the far corners of the earth where her family couldn’t find her to help her, to care for her. And no matter how miserable and lonely she got, she’d still have her dignity and her freedom, and have no one to share it with. But luckily, you my friend, are so much smarter than I am. He says, she’s the smartest woman he knows.

Sasha tells Olivia that she can’t say it isn’t tempting. She left Deception because she wasn’t satisfied there anymore. She wanted something completely different from what she was doing, and working as a chef at the Quartermaines would definitely be different. Olivia says she doesn’t want to pressure Sasha, and Sasha says, of course (🍷) not. Olivia says, but she would be remiss in not telling Sasha that it’s a live-in position, which means she’d get free room and board in a beautiful mansion with all meals included. Sasha says, so she’d get to eat what she makes, but Olivia says, better. Sasha gets to eat what she makes. And get paid for it. Come on. What does she say? Sasha tells her, she says, that’s exactly what she needs right now.

Carly says, other than fixing the electrical issues Nina brought on herself, is there anything else she can do for Nina? (I’m all about their outfits today. Kudos to wardrobe.) Nina says she might as well just tell Carly. She signed the divorce papers. She and Sonny are no longer married. But Ava is closer to him than ever. From one ex-wife to another, she doesn’t think Ava is good for Sonny. In fact, she thinks Ava could be toxic for him. Carly says she doesn’t agree with Nina on much, but she does agree with her there.

Sonny tells Ava that Laura didn’t want his gift to the city, and she says she was surprised by Laura’s reaction at first, but she thought he could talk her into it. Public art benefits everybody. He says he guesses not when it comes from the wrong person, and she asks, since when is he the wrong person? He’s been unfailingly generous to the City of Port Charles. There are wings in the hospital and playgrounds in the park because of him. He says, it doesn’t matter to Laura. She can’t get past what he did to Cyrus. She asks if Laura knows that Cyrus provoked him. That he orchestrated his own beating? It wasn’t Sonny’s fault. He says, Laura thinks it was. He owned up to it, and now she wants to punish him. He’s been good to Laura for so many years, and he thought she was loyal to him, but he guesses not.

On Monday, Michael asks, what’s with this mystery meeting; Nikolas asks if Ava is in love with Sonny; Valentin says, Anna is not going to be a problem; and Anna tells Jason that he’s putting this entire investigation at risk.

🧴 No Suds Left Behind…

IMO, the best of the Nikolases.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/adam-huss-returns-to-general-hospital-2

A confirmation of yesterday’s news from a different source. Mostly the same info, but I thought it was weird how he looks like Jim Parsons in the photo.

https://ew.com/nicholas-alexander-chavez-not-returning-to-general-hospital-8639347

He’s got the all-clear on his health report card.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ghs-cameron-mathison-shares-a-cancer-update

I’d rather see him back on GH, but I’ll take it. It’s good to see him back in the game.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/jack-wagner-on-joining-the-new-melrose-place

🏄 Speaking Of That Place…

Rebooting her rep.

🧂 Needs More Salt…

It is kind of disappointing. On all fronts.

Cringe, but what do they expect from this one?

It’s all good. Until next time.

I actually thought they made a pretty good couple.

🍹 Bless Their Hearts…

This was a little short on info, but where Craig will land is anybody’s guess.

🩰 Dance Like Everyone’s Watching…

The Reunion scuttlebutt as seen through JoJo’s eyes.

https://www.etonline.com/dance-moms-the-reunion-jojo-siwa-defends-abby-lee-millers-behavior-to-co-stars-223989

https://www.etonline.com/dance-moms-the-reunion-jojo-siwa-defends-abby-lee-millers-behavior-to-co-stars-223989

🌁 Falling Further…

I’m obsessed with this show. The attention to detail was just amazing.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/fallout-worldbuilding-production-designer-costume-designer-interview

The soundtrack was impressive as well.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/ramin-djawadi-interview-fallout-house-of-the-dragon-iron-man

This makes me want to play the game. So far, I’ve been strong.

https://www.inverse.com/gaming/fallout-amazon-characters-stupd

🐎 You Too Can Dress Like Delores…

Looks like the future of Westworld is up in the air, but you can own a piece of it.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/westworld-auction-season-5-canceled

🐕 Milking His 15 Minutes…

This good boy is not giving up his seat that easy.

https://people.com/all-about-messi-oscars-dog-anatomy-of-a-fall-8607453

🦉 Quotes of the Week

The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other’s life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof. – Richard David Bach

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. – Daniel Patrick Moynihan

Winners do things losers don’t want to do.Dr. Phil McGraw

Sometimes you have to do what you don’t want to do to maintain the life you’ve created. – Judge Lynn Toler, explaining to a man why he has to work to feed his children (sigh)

To be really great in little things, to be truly noble and heroic in the insipid details of everyday life, is a virtue so rare as to be worthy of canonization. – Harriet Beecher Stowe

I won’t undertake war until I have tried all the arts and means of peace. – François Rabelais

If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong. – Tom Upton

She is the apple that goes in the pig’s mouth. – Marie Calvet (Julia Ormond), Mad Men

A lifetime isn’t forever, so take the first chance, don’t wait for the second one! Because sometimes, there aren’t second chances! And if it turns out to be a mistake? So what! This is life! A whole bunch of mistakes! But if you never get a second chance at something you didn’t take a first chance at? That’s true failure. – C. JoyBell C.

Golden rule, motherf***er. – Lucy MacLean (Ella Purnell), Fallout

🐼 Leaving Them Laughing

A panda walked into a café and ordered a sandwich. He ate it and then pulled a gun out and shot the waiter. The panda then plunked a badly punctuated wildlife manual onto the table. Look me up, he growled as he walked out the door. The wounded waiter opened the book to the entry for panda. It read, Panda: Large, black and white bear-like mammal native to China. Eats, shoots & leaves.

🌸 Shine On Pink Moon…

In the next two days, do one thing you’ve never done before. Then join me on Monday really Tuesday for soap and a new chef on Deck. Until then, stay safe, stay never reaching past someone without saying excuse me, and stay putting on your own oxygen mask first.

March 8, 2024 – Old Friends Meet Again, Reunion, Secret Side Gig, Diagnosis, New Soap, Bumping Along, No Shock, Salty Talk, No You, Those Ones, The Last, Uncle Oscar, Social Pets (!), A Handful Of Quotes & Survive

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Kristina comes into the hospital with Alexis and runs over to Sam, asking if she’s okay. She’s been worried about Sam ever since she heard about Dante. Alexis says, Molly’s still at the office. Otherwise, she’d be here. How’s Dante? Sam says she has good news.

On the phone, Anna tells Chase, great, and thanks him. She asks him to let her know when forensics has any information on that hoodie… Good. Call her back. John comes in and tells Anna that he heard about Dante. How’s he doing? She says, he’s out of surgery, and John says, good. There’s been a new development. He shows her the footage of Jason on his phone, and she says, is that… Jason Morgan? He says, that footage was taken tonight from the roof of Selina Wu’s warehouse. Now they know who was shooting at Sonny.

At the gatehouse, Michael paces and says he should be at the hospital, and Willow says she’s sure pacing here will help Dante as much as pacing there would. He says, like he doesn’t already feel useless enough, and she says she meant Michael’s good thoughts are reaching Dante no matter where he is. Also, she would have said anything to get him to stop. He says he’s sorry. He doesn’t mean to make her as crazy as this is making him. She says, he has every right to be worried about his brother. In the meantime, her fellow nurses are sending her regular updates. See? She shows him her phone, and he reads, no change… no change… no change. That’s good, right? That means that he’s stable? She says, and you didn’t even go to medical school. If Dante’s condition changes – for better, or God forbid, for worse – they’ll get someone to watch the kids and head right over to GH. He says he knows she’s right, but he feels so helpless, and she takes his hand.

In the chapel, Sonny and Ava come close to kissing, but hug instead. She says, sorry, but he says, she doesn’t have to apologize. He smiles at her.

Carly comes home and starts to head upstairs, when she hears Jason say, Carly? He steps out of the shadows, and they stare at each other.

Olivia runs into the chapel and says, there he is, and Sonny asks if there’s any news on Dante. She says, yes, and it’s the best. Their son made it through surgery. Sonny hugs her and she happy cries.

Sam says, they’re getting Dante set up in ICU. She’s glad they’re here. Alexis says, anytime, and Molly says, always, hugging Sam.

There’s a knock at the gatehouse door, and Michael says, it’s Dex and Joss. Willow answers and asks them to come in. She asks if they’ve been to the hospital to see Dante, and Josslyn says, yes. They had to give Commissioner Devane a statement and then she took Dex home to change. Dex says, lucky him. No one had cleaned out his apartment yet. Michael says he can’t thank them enough for what they did at the scene, and Willow says, one of the nurses said that Dante might not have made it if they hadn’t intervened. Thank you. Michael asks if they’re here with an update, and Josslyn says, not about Dante. He was still in surgery when they left the hospital. Dex says, but they do know something about the person who shot him.

Anna takes John’s phone and says, it’s impossible… Oh my God. If this is Jason, he would never work for anyone who would hurt Sonny. John says, they know he was on the roof. They know the shots came from the roof. They know Dante Falconari left the roof to pursue two people. Assuming one of them is Morgan, where would he go? She says, to Sonny, obviously, but he’s here. Or Sam. She looks over to see Sam sitting with Kristina and Alexis, and John says, anyone else? She says, yeah. There is one other person he would run to.

Carly says, Jason, and he says, it’s me. She says, it’s really you? and he says, it’s really me. She runs to him and hugs him, crying. She says, you came back. He says he’s sorry it took so long, and she asks where he’s been. What is he wearing?… He’s bleeding. Was he shot? He says, yeah, and she asks, how bad is it? He lifts his shirt and tells her that he’d say, it’s not bad. She tells him that he always says that, and he says, the bullet passed through. He could use a bandage. He’s going to be okay. She says she has a first aid kit, but she doesn’t want to leave him, and he says he’ll be here when he gets back. She says, promise her that he’ll be standing right there when she comes back downstairs, and he says he promises. She leaves, and he walks to the couch, slowly lowering himself onto it and breathing heavily.

Olivia’s phone dings and she says, Sam just texted her Dante’s room number. Sonny says, let’s go, and tells Ava that he’ll see her later. Ava says she’s so happy about Dante, and Olivia thanks her. She and Sonny run into Nina at the door, and Nina says she heard what happened. Is Dante okay? Olivia says, he made it through surgery. They’re just going to see him in ICU. Nina says, thank God. She’s sure he’s going to be fine. Olivia says, they’re going to see him now, and Nina says, of course (🍷). Sonny brushes past her, and she tells Olivia to please give Dante her best. Olivia says she will, and follows Sonny. Nina goes into the chapel and asks Ava, what’s going on? What the hell happened tonight?

Diane goes to the reception desk, and says, maybe the nurse can help her. Alexis tells Kristina and Sam that she’ll meet them upstairs, and hands Sam a bag, saying, change of clothes, toiletries, snacks. Sam thanks her and says, it completely slipped her mind. The elevator comes, and Alexis says, call her the minute they need her. As the doors close, Kristina says, what snacks? and Sam says, they’re not for her, but Kristina says she’s eating for two. Alexis goes over to Diane, who asks if by any chance she’s seen Sonny around. She knows he’s waiting on word. Alexis says she hasn’t seen Sonny, but she did hear that Dante made it through surgery and he’s in the ICU. Diane says, excellent, and Alexis says she guesses Diane is representing Sonny’s associates who are in custody. Diane says, yeah, and she’s got to update him on the situation, so she has to find him. Excuse her. Alexis says, not so fast. Where does she think she’s going?

Dex says, when they found Dante, someone had already given him first aid. They’d elevated his legs and wrapped a sweatshirt around him as a pressure bandage. Josslyn says, there was also a phone lying next to him with a line to 911. Michael says, so the person who shot Dante also tried to help him, and Josslyn says, yes and they were also risking being recognized because Dante could have seen their face. Dex says, it looks that way, and Michael says, none of this makes any sense. Willow says, why would they shoot Dante and then call 911? and Dex says, maybe they didn’t want to go down for killing a cop? Michael says, there’s another possibility here. What if the shooter helped Dante because he knows him?

Outside the ICU, Sam hugs Olivia and Kristina hugs Sonny and asks how he is. He says he’s fine. The only damage was to his coat. She says, he’s lucky. He’s not bulletproof. He asks how she’s doing and she says, frantic at first when mom first called to tell her about Dante. He wonders if it’s too much stress for the baby, but she says, the way she sees it, with this family, the sooner the baby learns to handle stress, the better. He asks how she’s really doing, and she says, it’s interesting how your body reacts to stress when you know it’s bad for the baby. And also, pushing the stress down could make it worse. She’s just doing a lot of breathing. He smiles and says he bets she is. She says, but Dante is doing better and seeing Sonny helps, and he says, right back at her. Take care of herself, okay? She says, of course (🍷), when a nurse comes out. Olivia asks, how’s her son? and the nurse says, Mr. Falconari is in critical condition, but his vitals are stable. Sam asks if they know when he’s going to wake up, but she tells them, it’s too soon to say. She leaves, and Sam says, Sonny and Olivia are his parents; they go in first. They go in and Sam hugs Kristina.

In the ICU, Sonny says, hey, son, and Olivia says, they’re here.

Diane says she’s got to go find Sonny, but Alexis says, not until Diane tells her why she’s been avoiding her. Diane says she hasn’t really been avoiding Alexis, she just had the feeling perhaps Alexis wasn’t too thrilled with her right now. Alexis wonders if there was some sort of a knockdown, drag out fight that she blacked out, because she’s been sober for a while now and thinks she would have known. Diane says, no. She just knows Alexis wanted her to represent Finn in the malpractice case, and not only was she not able to do that, she was the plaintiff’s attorney, and she got the feeling Alexis was a little unhappy with her. Alexis says, it’s her that Diane is talking to. She hasn’t been disbarred for that long. She knows how lawyers work. She knows what they do. Diane was doing her job. It’s not personal. Diane says she’s glad to hear it, and Alexis says, if Diane was worried about this, why didn’t Diane talk to her? Diane says, normally, she wouldn’t have thought twice about that, but this is Finn they’re talking about, and she knows he’s important to Alexis. Alexis says, and Diane is important to her as well. What she was really disappointed in was that she couldn’t represent him, and she does miss mopping the floor with Diane in court. Diane laughs and says, mopping. She doesn’t think that word means what Alexis thinks it means. Anyway, if Alexis did mop the floor with her, it certainly wasn’t as often as she seems to think. Alexis says she knows exactly how often it was, which is why she misses it, and Diane says she misses going toe to toe with Alexis as well, but jurisprudence loss is journalism’s gain. Alexis says, well, journalism is about to experience another devastating loss.

Ava tells Nina, Sonny and Selina were having a perfectly harmless, perfectly legal conversation, when Anna burst in with the FBI, guns blazing like some kind of raid. Nina says, how terrible, and Ava says, tell her about it. Nina says, it must have been frightening, and Ava says she guesses it was a little. Nina asks what Ava was doing there, and Ava says she thought she could be of some use. Nina asks what she was thinking, and Ava says she had to be there. She was tired of sitting on the sidelines, worrying if Avery was going to end up as collateral damage and that Sonny might… that Avery might lose her father. Nina asks what the active role was that Ava was playing, and Ava says, they had to sell the idea that Selina and Sonny were meeting with a mediator to settle their business conflicts, and Nina asks, how is Ava, the mother of one of Sonny’s children, an impartial mediator? Ava says she used to be in that world, so who better? Nina says she guesses, and Ava says, there’s no way to know if it would have worked anyway because the cops showed up, and that was that. Nina says she can sort of see why Ava did it, but what if something had gone wrong, which it kinda did, Ava could have gotten shot too or killed. Ava says she guesses she could have been. Anybody could have been. They all had to duck for cover. Nina says she’s glad Ava wasn’t. She doesn’t know what she’d do if she lost Ava.

Michael says he appreciates Dex coming back. It’s a good thing he did because he might have saved Dante’s life. Dex says, not alone. Joss did just as much as he did. Josslyn says, honestly, she thinks the only reason Dante was still alive when they got there was because of the pressure bandage. And the only reason Dante was even able to get to the hospital was because that person called 911. Willow asks if it isn’t possible that whoever helped Dante had nothing to do with the shooting, and they were a good Samaritan who had their own reason for not wanting anybody to know they were there. Dex says, they left the pier as soon as the paramedics took Dante away, but Chase and the cops were there collecting evidence, so they have the cellphone and the sweatshirt that was used as a bandage. Maybe it’s enough to track this guy down.

Carly comes back and sits on the sofa with Jason. She says she’s sorry, but she’s going to have to clean it. She puts an antiseptic cloth on the wound and Jason stifles a groan. She says she doesn’t want it to get infected. She just wants to get it clean. He says he thinks it’s clean, and presses a pad to it. She asks how he’s here. She wishes she could call her mom and ask how to help him. He says, no. Do not call Bobbie. She says she can’t. She died. He says, Bobbie’s dead? and looks like he wants to cry. Carly says, yes, already crying. There’s a knock at the door, and Anna says, police. Open the door.

Michael asks if they saw Sonny at the hospital, and Josslyn says, they saw him, he saw them, but they didn’t speak. Dex says, he was with Olivia and Sam. They were all waiting outside the trauma room while Dante was in surgery. Willow says, it was good of them to come to the house and tell Sam and Olivia what happened. She’s glad they got to see him. Josslyn says, one last time? She can’t even think about it. She cannot think about Rocco losing his father. She can’t think about Avery and Donna losing their big brother. But they all know that this could happen. Yes, Dante’s the cop and he takes risks, but they have to be honest here. This would not be happening if it wasn’t for Sonny. (Not necessarily, since he’s not the only target.)

Olivia and Sonny watch Dante, one on either side of the bed. Sonny strokes Dante’s hair and Olivia kisses Dante’s forehead.

Diane tells Alexis that she’s obviously appalled. She can’t say she’s surprised. Alexis tells her, thanks. She always knows just what to say. Diane says, yes, she does. And while a publisher does have the right to overrule an editor, but when it comes to hiring an individual journalist, it seems like a breach of trust. (I dunno. It seems kind of petty IMO. Certainly nothing to quit over.) Alexis says, Nina is all about trust, and Diane laughs. She says, an Editor-in-Chief has the right to determine who does and does not work for the paper, and Alexis says, right. If Nina had recommended a columnist, she could decide whether or not to hire said columnist. That would have been one thing. Diane says, but that’s not what happened, and Alexis says, no. She made a unilateral decision. There was no collaboration. Diane says, so what is she going to do? and Alexis says she’s going to not think about this right now. She’s going to concentrate on her daughter and helping her through this crisis. Diane says, of course (🍷). Of course (🍷) her family always takes first priority. But just so Alexis knows, she has a right to bitch about the b… boss.

In Dante’s room with Sam, Kristina says, so, bro, opening day is right around the corner. She knows he’s not going to miss that, especially since it’s the Yankees’ year. She was at the pub the other day and the game was on. This one bartender is a huge Sox fan, and they were joking around back and forth for a while. By the end of the game, she found herself rooting for them, and she thought, man, her brother is going to kill her. Since he’s been in here, it’s like the whole world’s upside down.

Nina tells Ava that she’s so worried about Sonny. Her marriage is not in the best shape right now, but she loves him. She doesn’t want anything to happen to him, and she’s terrified that whoever’s out to kill Sonny might succeed, and she doesn’t want to have to worry about Ava too. Ava says, she doesn’t have to. Rest assured, after this little misadventure, she’s laying off any derring-do in the future. Nina says, good. This is insane, right? She knows Sonny has enemies, but this? Ava says, for what it’s worth (🍷), they’re getting closer to the truth, and Nina says, wait. Does Sonny know who’s behind this? Does Ava? Ava says, no, she swears, and holds up her hand. Nina says, Ava has no idea? Come on. She needs to know who’s trying to kill her husband.

On the porch with John, Anna tells Carly to open the door, and John says, big house, other entrances. Let’s try one. They start to leave, when Carly opens the door and asks, what’s going on? Anna asks if they can come inside, but Carly says, not until they tell her what’s going on. Anna says, she’s aware Dante was shot earlier this evening, and Carly says, yes. Anna says, they’re pursuing a suspect, and Carly says, okay, but what does that have to do with her? Anna says she’ll explain. May they come inside? Carly says, yeah, and leads them into the living room. Anna says she believes Carly has met her colleague Federal Agent Cates, and Carly says, yes, hello Agent Cates. John says, Miss Spencer, and Carly says, okay. What’s this about a suspect? Anna says, she might want to sit down, and Carly says, why? What’s going on? Did something happen to one of her kids? Anna says, no. Not as far as she knows. It has nothing to do with her children. Carly says, then why does Anna want her to down? and Anna says, Jason Morgan is alive. Jason listens from upstairs.

Sam sits by Dante’s bed and kisses his hand.

Nina says, it’s obvious Ava knows more about this than she’s saying, but Ava says, if she had anything concrete to tell Nina, she would. Nina says, but she’s open to hearing theories, and Ava says, theories are just as good as random guesses right now. Just when we think we have a picture, new pieces appear, and the pieces don’t fit. Nina says, we? Sonny and her? Ava says, and Selina Wu, and Nina says she can sort of understand why Sonny isn’t telling her any of this, but she’d think Ava would realize how important this is to her. Ava says, even when things were good between Nina and Sonny, he kept Nina out of his business dealing, didn’t he? Nina says, yes, he did, but Ava isn’t in the business anymore, and Ava says she was. She knows how it works. She knows the players. She knows that it wouldn’t make sense for Sonny to confide in her about anything else, but in this particular circumstance, she’s a resource. She knows this has got to be frustrating. It has to be frustrating being on the outside looking in, but believe her, Nina doesn’t want to be on the inside… Nina says, this isn’t just about her feeling excluded. Does Ava understand, Sonny is her husband? He needs her, whether he wants to admit that or not. She can’t even support him through this. Ava says, she’s right. Sonny needs as many people in his corner as possible. Nina says, then tell her what’s going on and stop playing Switzerland and Ava says, the last thing she is right now is neutral. Nina says, then why won’t Ava help her with her husband?

Diane says, Sonny’s guards are not under arrest, either federal or local, for now. Sonny thanks her for doing that, and she says, he’s still going to have to answer some questions, make a statement. She can’t imagine Agent Cates is going to be giving him a reprieve earlier than tomorrow morning. He says, Agent Cates can wait until hell freezes over. His priority is his son. She asks, how is Dante? and Sonny says, he’s frail and defenseless, but he’s a fighter. It’s just, sometimes it’s not enough. She says, come on. After everything he’s been through, Dante’s not going to give up on this life. He thanks her and she asks, how is he? He says, she knows him. He just wants to find out who did this and take care of the situation.

Michael says he’s not saying they’re wrong… Josslyn says, but he wants her to let go of her anger for the sake of the family and because it’s not doing her any good, right? He tells her, what he was going to say is that Sonny knows he played a part in what happened to Dante. It’s got to be killing him. She says she knows it’s his son, okay? But she has trouble feeling sorry for Sonny when they have to constantly see people they love get hurt. Willow says, something she’s really started to learn since becoming a nurse, for a lot of people it’s more bearable to be angry than it is to be afraid. So while Josslyn has every right to be angry at Sonny, maybe it’s also a way to feel less afraid for Dante. Josslyn considers that and says, yeah. There was a moment on the pier with Dante where his heart stopped beating and they couldn’t get a pulse. Dex was doing chest compressions, and she was doing the rescue breathing. But he was shot in the chest and there was this voice in her head saying, what if you’re doing it wrong? What if we’re the people who kill Dante? She starts to cry, and Michael dashes over to her, hugging her.

Jason continues to listen, and Carly asks if this is some kind of a joke. Jason died in Greece. Anna says, that’s what they thought… but Carly says, stop. She doesn’t get to do that. Anna doesn’t get to show up at her house in the middle of the night and tell her Jason’s alive. She’s been grieving him every day for the past two years. Do they have proof? If they do, she wants to see it. If not, nighty-night. John says, they have proof. Does she want them to show her? He takes out his phone and hands it to her. She looks at the shot of Jason, and John says, that was taken earlier this evening, on the roof of a warehouse at 257 Water Street. They confiscated it from somebody they believe she knows – Jason makes a face – Damien Spinelli. Carly asks if they’re 100% sure Spinelli took this tonight, and Anna says, in the past four hours, yes. Carly says, and it’s real? Jason’s alive? Anna says, yes, and with her permission, they’d like to search the house for him. The look on Jason’s face says, oh, great.

Nina says, she and Ava have been through a lot. They’re friends, right? Ava says, no friend – and there haven’t been many – has been as loyal and generous to her as Nina has. Nina says, then help her with Sonny, and Ava asks if Nina has signed the divorce papers. Nina says she can’t bring herself to even look at them, let alone sign them, and Ava says, good. Then don’t. Nina says, no problem on her end, but sooner or later, Sonny is going to insist, and Ava says, don’t worry about that. They’re going to come up with a plan. Nina says, what plan would that be? and Ava says she’s going to help Nina save her marriage. Nina says, that would be amazing. She just hopes it’s not too late. Ava asks why she would think it’s too late, and Nina says she’s afraid the longer she and Sonny are apart, his feelings for her are going to fade. That he’s going to force himself to forget what they have together. Or worse, he’s going to decide to move on with someone else. Ava flashes back to almost kissing Sonny, and says, well, they just can’t let that happen. They laugh and hug each other.

Sonny finds Sam outside the ICU and says, any changes? She says she wishes. She felt like she needed to stretch her legs a little. She’s feeling pretty useless. He says, it helps Dante to know she’s here, and she says she knows. He says, she looks beat, and she says, thanks. (What every woman wants to hear.) He says he’ll stay here, and she can go home to rest, but she says she’s not leaving Dante. Sonny’s been here all night. Why doesn’t he go home and get some rest? He says he thinks he’s going to stick around for a while, and they hug. Sam goes back into the ICU, and Sonny watches through the window.

Amelia is heard crying on the baby monitor and Willow says she’d better go handle that before Amelia wakes up Wiley. Josslyn asks if she can come with Willow. She could use a hug. Willow says, of course (🍷) she can, and they go upstairs. Michael tells Dex that his sister is crazy about him, and Dex says, the feeling’s mutual. Michael says, but he’s not sure he’s going to stay? and Dex says, it’s not about what he wants; it’s about what’s best. Michael says, for who? and Dex says, for Joss. Michael tried to tell him once to go and he was right. Their lives are just too different. The best thing he can do for Joss is to just leave and stay gone.

Carly gives John his phone back, and says, they want to search her house for Jason? Anna says, they do, and Carly says she just found out he’s alive. She doesn’t know if she believes them. She doesn’t know if Spinelli gave them that footage. She doesn’t even know if it’s real. Anna says, Jason is familiar with this house, right? The layout, the security system. Carly says, yeah, but… and Anna says, could it be, he slipped inside without her knowledge? Carly says, they’re not searching her house. They don’t have her consent. They don’t have her permission. And if they don’t get the hell out of her house, she’s going to call her lawyer. John says, they asked as a courtesy. They don’t need her permission. They have a warrant. Upstairs, Jason grips his side.

On Monday, Anna says, Carly gets out of their way, or she gets arrested; Jake swears it’s not what it looks like; on the phone, Carly says, call her back as soon as possible and find a way to stop them; and Sam asks if Sonny understands what she’s asking him to do.

👟 Like An Old Shoe…

Let the good times roll.

🤫 She’s Got a Secret…

It’s a movie and she’s in it.

💉 Art and Life Combine…

Talk about ironic.

💃🏾 It’s About Time…

This sounds just like what daytime needs, a fresh resurgence. Hopefully, it won’t be opposite GH.

🤰🏼 Giving You Lala…

It’s all about that bump.

https://people.com/lala-kent-happy-pregnant-baby-bump-jumpsuit-8604953

https://www.eonline.com/news/1396532/pregnant-lala-kent-says-shes-raising-baby-no-2-with-this-person

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/lala-kent-reveals-her-mcdonalds-pregnancy-craving

⌛️ Comes As a Surprise To No One…

Love bubble bursting as we speak.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1396587/teresa-giudice-and-luis-ruelas-marriage-is-under-fire-in-explosive-rhonjs-season-14-trailer

🧂 Contains Less Salt…

Isn’t it ironic that for her to feel seen, there had to be less of her? I don’t know how she can possibly help her daughters feel empowered when she’s given her power away.

https://people.com/rhoslc-heather-gay-felt-pressure-before-taking-ozempic-showed-her-body-positivity-big-lie-8603562

🤼 Shot For Shot… 

Let the lawsuits commence.

⚰️ News Of the Ones…

A peek at episode 3.

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/the-walking-dead-the-ones-who-live-episode-3-clip-rick-grimes-jadis-bye

And already asking about Season 2.

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/will-there-be-the-walking-dead-the-ones-who-live-season-2-rick-grimes-michonne

🌁 What’s Up With Us…

Details emerge. Some people take this way too seriously.

https://www.cbr.com/new-the-last-of-us-tv-location

Mostly old news, but in case you want a refresh.

https://www.polygon.com/23634196/last-us-season-2-release-date-cast-news

The parallel world of the game.

https://screenrant.com/the-last-of-us-season-2-casting-faithful-game

🏆 Here Comes the Big One…

The nominations.

https://www.oscars.org/oscars/ceremonies/2024

About the show. March 10, 2024, at 7:00 PM EDT.

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/oscars-2024-watch-96th-academy-awards/story?id=107851439

My dream. Forget the award. I want one of these gift bags.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/oscars-gift-bags-2024

You, too, can have an Oscar party.

https://www.thegoldknight.com/2024/03/your-2024-oscar-party-essentials.html

🐕 Sharing the Cuteness…

Pets doin’ it for the ‘Gram.

https://www.eonline.com/photos/19657/celebrity-pets-on-instagram

Some might be dated, but it doesn’t make them any less cute.

https://www.etonline.com/gallery/paws-up-celebs-show-off-their-precious-pets-117103

🦧 Quotes of the Week

Sometimes bad clothes happen to good people. – Carson Kressley, Watch What Happens Live

We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies.Martin Luther King, Jr.

Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect. – Chief Seattle (Once again, don’t step on any butterflies.)

Life is problems. Living is solving problems. – Raymond E. Feist

We must respect the past, and mistrust the present, if we wish to provide for the safety of the future. – Joseph Joubert

We do not remember days, we remember moments. The richness of life lies in memories we have forgotten. – Cesare Pavese

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. – Marty Allen

🥇 A Winner In My Own Mind…

Make your mark on the weekend, then join me on Monday really Tuesday for soap and awful guests and/or crew on Deck. Until then, stay safe, stay giving from the heart and receiving graciously, and stay not turning your fear into anger. It doesn’t do you any good.

January 5, 2024 – Sonny Packs Nina’s Bags, He’s Back, Two More, AMC Gallery, Salty Talk, Even Saltier, Scammed, She Does, Last One, Globing It, Midnight, Puppy Bowl (!), Quotes For a New Year & Future

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

By the memorial wall at GH, Felicia talks to Maxie on the phone. Felicia thanks Maxie for the offer, but declines, and Maxie says, if she changes her mind, let her know. She knows how much Bobbie meant to her. Felicia says she knows how much Bobbie meant to Maxie. Is she sure she doesn’t want to take the day off? Maxie says she needs to keep busy. She can’t believe Bobbie is gone. Felicia says, neither can she. She’ll call Maxie when they’re finished. Anna comes along, and she and Felicia hug and cry.

Cody comes to Maxie’s office and says, greetings, I was… What’s wrong? Maxie says, everything.

Sam hugs Drew and says, it’s good to see him. She invites him in and asks, how’s Carly? He says, she’s staying strong and missing her mom, and Sam says she didn’t know Bobbie that well, but she did always admire her. He suggests she give Carly a call, and she says, of course () she will. He says, not just about that. About some other news that came out that he doesn’t really want to get into right now. She says she’s sure Carly will catch her up to speed, and he says he came by to pick up Scout to get her new uniform. He’s sorry; he should have called first. She says she wishes he had called. She could have saved him a trip. He asks if Scout is okay, and she says, Scout’s fine. He says, if this morning doesn’t work, it will have to be this afternoon. He doesn’t mean to rush her, but Scout is starting at Westwood Academy on Monday… Sam says, about that. Scout won’t be going to Westwood Academy.

On the phone at Sasha’s, Nina leaves a message for Willow, saying, it’s her again. She knows she’s probably the last person Willow wants to talk to right now, but she’s begging Willow to please let her explain. She knows Willow is probably sick of hearing her say that, but call her please. She sees Sasha and says, she’s not going to call, is she? Sasha says, give her time, and Nina says, why should Willow call her? There’s no explanation, there’s no excuse for her doing what she did. Sasha says, that’s probably how Willow feels, and Nina thanks her for her honesty. She also thanks Sasha for putting her up last night. She really didn’t want to be alone. Sasha says, anytime. And when she does finally speak to Willow, she’ll find the words.

Dante rouses Laura, who’s snoozing in a chair in Cyrus’s hospital room. He asks if she spent the night here, but she says she didn’t. Doc insisted she go home, but then she couldn’t sleep, so she came back first thing. She must have dozed off. He says he takes it Cyrus hasn’t regained consciousness, and she says she doesn’t think so. Not yet anyway. But since her brother isn’t talking, perhaps Dante can fill her in. Does the PCPD know who attacked her brother?

Sonny opens the penthouse door, and Frank says he’s sorry. He told her that Sonny said no visitors. Lois says she told him that Sonny would make an exception, and Sonny nods. Frank tells her to go in, and Sonny says, make it fast. Ava’s at the gallery and the kids are at Carly’s and he just wants to be alone. She says, he will be once she leaves. Has the cleaning crew been here already? He asks, why? and she says, because she knows him, of all people, wouldn’t take his new wife’s betrayal lying down, yet she sees no sign of a rampage and not a shattered glass in sight. He says, people change, but she says, not that much. Ah! She sees luggage. Is he taking this act on the road? He says he’s not going anywhere. Nina is.

Felicia says she’s really glad Anna is here, and Anna says, there’s nowhere else she’d rather be. Bobbie wouldn’t want Felicia to do this alone. Felicia thanks her and cries a little, and Anna asks if she’s ready. Felicia says she doesn’t know if she’ll ever be ready.

Maxie says, Bobbie Spencer died, and Cody says he’s so sorry. He only met her briefly at the Nurses Ball, but he’s really sorry she lost her friend. She says, it was more than that. When she was a kid, Bobbie was married to her Uncle Tony. Her cousin BJ was Bobbie’s stepdaughter first, then she sealed the deal and adopted BJ. Long story short, BJ died when a drunk driver plowed into their school bus, and she was gone. She was seven years old. He says, that’s awful, and Maxie says she was six at the time and she’d been waiting on a heart for her heart transplant that she thought would never come, and the heart that’s in her body right now is from Bobbie’s daughter, because Bobbie and her Uncle Tony gave it to her. He says, Bobbie sounds like an incredibly strong and generous woman, and Maxie says she could go to Bobbie for anything, especially all those years her mom wasn’t around. Now she couldn’t get rid of her mom if she tried, but back then, Bobbie was her go-to. She was everyone’s go-to. She lived to help people. She wasn’t sentimental about it. She did not mince her words. If you did something wrong or made a mistake, she told you, but she did it because she cared about people. And now she can’t imagine Port Charles without Bobbie Spencer.

Sam tells Drew, Scout has been tied up in knots about this. She has nightmares. She’s a nervous wreck. He says, then he’ll go talk to her, but she says, Scout isn’t here. Rocco took her out to breakfast. (How old is Rocco now? He drives? He pays for breakfast?) Drew says he sees, and she says, he sees what? He says, she’s got her appetite back, so he’s assuming Sam told her it’s okay she’s not going to Westwood. She says, he doesn’t understand. She was so anxious. He says, so Sam just made this decision unilaterally. There was no phone call, no texting him, no discussion… She says, actually, she had to make a choice. She could reassure their daughter right away or wait until she spoke to him, and she chose peace. She figured they’d talk about it when he got here. He says, after Sam told her it was okay. Isn’t that a little backwards? She agrees she should have spoken to him, and he thanks her. He says he’s glad they agree on that much, and she says, just like he should have come to her before he pitched the idea to Scout in the first place. (Booya!)

In the hallway, Dante tells Laura that they have their people canvassing the area outside the church and checking all the traffic cameras, but so far, there is no suspect in Cyrus’s attack. Laura says, it’s not like he has any shortage of enemies either. He’s done a lot of damage in this community. He says, and yet, here she is sitting vigil, and she says she guesses whether she likes it or not, he’s still a member of her family. And what she’s learned from her son Nikolas is, although she may not like the way he behaves sometimes, she still has the need to let them try to do better. Dante says he appreciates her sticking to her principles, even though Cyrus has never given her a reason to, and she looks in the room window. She says she thinks he’s waking up, and they go back in.

Laura asks if Cyrus can hear her (FYI, his bruised face makeup is amazing), and he says, an angel with the face of his sister. She says, no angels here. He’s still very much among the living. He says, so he sees, and she says she’s going to try and get his doctor. She leaves, and Dante asks if Cyrus can tell him what happened. Cyrus says, someone seems to have brought him to General Hospital. This is the second time the good people here have snatched his life back from the jaws of death. Dante says, he’s a very lucky man, and Cyrus says, not lucky, blessed. Dante says, right. He’s the victim of a brutal assault. Why doesn’t Cyrus help him lock up whoever did this to him? Cyrus says, like the local constabulary cares, and Dante says, try him. Give him a name and he’ll haul them down to the precinct by the end of the day.

Lois says she’s not surprised Sonny is evicting Nina. The last thing she expected was two neatly packed suitcases. She figured he’d just throw her stuff over the balcony. He asks what she’s doing here, and she says, checking up on a friend. He says, she checked up on him. She can go ahead and go. She tells him that she needed to say she didn’t mean to blow up his life. She just thought he deserved to know the truth. He says he appreciates it. He wishes the other people in his life were as honest as her. She asks where he’s banishing Nina to. Outer Mongolia? An ice floe? Buffalo? He says, she owns the hotel. She can stay there for now. Lois says, for now? Does that mean he’s not done with her for good?

Felicia asks if Anna is ready, and Anna says, whenever Felicia is. Felicia unlocks Bobbie’s office, and they go inside. Felicia picks up Bobbie’s stethoscope and looks at it, and we see all the photos on the credenza. Felicia says, look at all these, and picks one up. This was from Anna’s wedding to Robert. Anna says, she was loved by so many people, and Felicia says, because she loved them. She was always the first to show up for people, the first to extend a hand. She was the anchor for her family, and for this hospital. Felicia cries and Anna puts her arm around Felicia’s shoulders and says, these photos tell the story of a life well-lived.

Drew says, so this isn’t about Scout not going to Westwood Academy. It’s about Sam getting back at him because he didn’t consult her about Scout? Sam says, no, of course (🍷) not. She’s just pointing out the fact that he put her on the spot when he announced Scout was going to Westwood in front of their daughter. He says, she’s right. He did blindside her. She says, exactly. All she’s saying is they can both do better. Of course (🍷) if she could do it over, she would come to him first. He says, then why didn’t she? Scout has been feeling this way for a while. She says she thought Scout might change her mind. At least she hoped Scout would. But the closer it got, the more she seemed to dread it, and her immediate concern was for Scout’s well-being. He says, and his isn’t? but she says, that’s not what she’s saying. He says, really? Because it sure sound like what he says and what he wants doesn’t matter at all. She thinks she gets the final word when it comes to what’s best for their daughter? (Will someone please smack this guy?)

Dante says, the doctor is in with Cyrus now, and Laura says, great. Was he able to identify his attacker? Dante says, probably, but he’s not, and she says, why not? He was the victim. Dante tells her that Cyrus said – and he quotes – as I await my eternal reward, so to shall law enforcement await my cooperation. She says she thinks she liked him better before his conversion, and they laugh. Did he say anything else? Dante says, Cyrus told him that his attacker was not to be blamed, that his so-called frailty was the reason his injuries were so bad. She asks what he can do with that, and he says, nothing really. Without a name and without any evidence, they can investigate, but it’s not going to go anywhere. She says, without an account from the victim or an eyewitness, he can’t bring a case, can he? Dante says, if only there was someone he trusted that he could tell the truth to, like say… his sister?

Nina says she shouldn’t be here. She’s putting Sasha in a really odd, awkward position. She’s friends with Michael and Willow, and on good terms with Carly. And Sonny still thinks of her as family. Sasha says, every one of those people knows she considers Nina family too, and Nina thanks her. Sasha says, Nina’s not a fugitive. It’s not a crime for her to be here, so stop acting like it is. Nina says, okay. Once again, she’s managed to make herself Public Enemy #1. Sasha says, who cares what people think? Nina still has friends.

Sonny asks what Lois wants from him, and she sees his hand and says, whoa. It looks like he did break something after all. What was it this time, a wall? Somebody’s face? He says, a lot of things were broken yesterday, and she says, as she recalls, one of those things was his marriage, but he is still wearing his wedding ring. He says, so what? and she says, when Brenda betrayed him, he thought she was dead to him dead. Yet still wearing that ring indicates he’s not done with Nina yet, suitcases or not. He says he gave up a lot to be with Nina. It felt like the whole world was against them. Lois says she sees. So if he takes off that ring and throws it in the river, he’s proving all the naysayers, right? He says he doesn’t care what people think, and she says, true that. Who cares what they think? What does he think? He says he thought he fell in love with someone who made mistakes, owned up to them, and learned from them. But now, he finds out Nina is a traitor. She went against his family for months and lied to him. He won’t forget that.

Laura goes back in Cyrus’s room, and he tells her, the doctor says he’ll live, thanks to the grace of God. She says, it wasn’t God who put him in this hospital bed though. Why doesn’t he just tell her what happened? He wonders if she’s asking as the mayor or as his family, and she says, both. What kind of relationship are they going to have if he can’t tell her who beat him within an inch of his life? He says, once she knows the answer, she may well be sorry she asked.

Laura says, Sonny Corinthos did this to him? and Cyrus says, why the shock? She says, because she doesn’t think Sonny’s that easily provoked, and he asks if they know the same Sonny Corinthos. She says she knows he has a temper. He yells. He throws things. He breaks things. Cyrus laughs and says, he’s been known to break more than things, and she says, still, it would be highly unusual for Sonny to beat someone up himself, and randomly, to the point of putting them in the hospital. He says, wrath is cruel, and anger is outrageous… Proverbs. Sonny is a deeply unhappy man. He took his feelings of hurt and betrayal out on a convenient target – me. She says, why though? What did Cyrus do to betray him? He says, not him. Sonny was sinned against by his spouse. She asks if he’s talking about Nina, and he says he was merely in the wrong place at the wrong time, so Sonny unleashed his frustrations on him.

Sasha says, Nina must have assumed Carly and Drew would end up in prison. Carly’s daughter Donna is what? Five? Six? Drew’s daughter Scout is a few years older. However angry Nina was at the parents, it’s unlike her to do something cruel to those girls. Nina says, it is. She wasn’t thinking. She had tunnel vision and could only think about her pain, nobody else’s, so why would anyone forgive her? Sasha says, after what she did to Nina, Nina should have never spoken to her again, and look at them. Here they are. And if Nina could forgive her, give others a chance to do the same for her. Nina says, that’s what she wants, and Sasha says, then let it happen. Don’t force it like every instinct in her body is screaming to do. Let it be and she might get what she wants. Nina says, what she wants may be very different than what she deserves.

Sonny tells Lois, Nina tried to get Carly locked up, separated from her children. Donna is just a little girl. Lois says, not only that, but Nina profited from Carly’s misfortune, right? Nina ended up with Carly’s half of the MetroCourt. That snake is lining her pockets with his ex’s misery. She’s never had much to say about Carly, but she didn’t deserve this. He says, Nina crossed the line, too many lines, and she says, if Nina could do something so reprehensible to the mother of his children, what else is she capable of? Does he believe he can ever trust her again? Then again, love doesn’t just disappear overnight.

Maxie asks if there are any issues with Cody’s pay, but he says, no. If he knew he could make this much money without rigging poker games, he would have become a spokesmodel a long time ago. She says, what about a poker game? but he says, that’s all part of his checkered past. Doesn’t she want to know how he’s going to spend his honest living? She says, okay, how? and he says, real estate. She says, oh, and he asks if she doesn’t think it’s a good idea. She says she was just surprised. She sees why he’d want to move out of the Quartermaine stable… He says, hell no. Those stables are better than some people’s homes, and he’s a long way from giving up on Mama Q’s cooking. She says she hears that, and he says he’s thinking about an investment property. She asks if he has a place in mind, because Lucy, with all of her many professions, is also a real estate agent. He says, maybe on the next one, but for now he’s going to start with Serenity. She says, that sounds like a commune, but he says, it’s the estate he grew up on. She says she thought he told them that he had a tough childhood, and he says, it was the worst. They treated him like the hired help. She asks why he’d want to buy the property then, and he says, it would bring everything full circle. His mother was the original owner. She says, right, and because Dominique was his mother, he’s the rightful heir to Leopold Taub’s fortune.

Anna and Felicia pack up Bobbie’s things, and Felicia says, a mug? Anna looks at it and says, a vase maybe, or a pen holder? Felicia takes out Bobbie’s first hospital ID and cries. She says, look. She kept it all this time. Anna says, so young, and Felicia picks up a nurse’s cap. She asks if Anna ever saw pictures of Bobbie in her first uniform, and Anna says she did. Those hats, the things the nurses wore back then. Felicia says, she pulled it off, and Anna says she doesn’t know how that hat stayed on with all that mane of red hair. Felicia says, they all had the hair, and they laugh. Felicia says, she just realized, she’ll never get to laugh with Bobbie again. She cries and Anna hugs her.

Anna says, it’s a lot. Looking back over someone else’s life, you realize what people saw in them, what you saw in them. She thinks there’s beauty in that though, and Felicia agrees. She says, doing this with Anna made all the difference, and Anna says, it was an honor to help. Felicia tells her, Bobbie once said, grief is more bearable when you can help someone else. And the way we honor the ones that we’ve lost – she cries – is to embrace the living. Her phone rings, and she says, yes, this is Felicia Scorpio… The results are ready? She’ll be right there. Anna asks what that’s about, and Felicia says, the living.

Laura says, so according to Cyrus, the confrontation was completely personal, not business related at all, and Dante says, it’s not like Sonny to settle old scores like that. She says she knows. Cyrus was apparently privy to some information about Sonny’s marriage, something Sonny didn’t know. Did his father say anything to him? He says, not a word.

Sam tells Drew that she’s not trying to impose anything on Scout, and she’s not trying to get back at him. She’s just saying, they need to be on the same page when they make such a huge change in their daughter’s life. He says, she’s right and he’s sorry. He doesn’t know why he picked a fight with her. She says, then why did he? They don’t fight, especially over how they raise their daughter. Does he want to tell her what’s really going on? He says he guesses he felt hurt that Scout didn’t let on how she felt about Westwood Academy. He thought they formed a really good bond since he’s been back. She says, of course (🍷) they have, and he says, then why did Scout tell her and not him. She doesn’t feel she can come to him? She says she thinks Scout saw how excited he was and didn’t want to disappoint him. Scout loves him. She loves being close to him. She doesn’t want that to change. He asks what kept Sam from coming to him, and she says she knows how much he hated missing out on being Scout’s dad, not being able to be her father all those years Victor had him locked up in Greece. He says, and now, he lost even more time, because of Nina.

Nina tells Sasha, everyone told Sonny, Nina, she’s a liar. Nina, she can’t be trusted. It’s like she went out of her way to prove them right. She’s not equipped or qualified to be someone’s mother, or a grandmother, or a wife. Sasha says, that couldn’t be further from the truth, and Nina says, truth or not, it’s what everyone believes. Sasha says, not everyone. Kristina and Dante supported their relationship. Nina says, Kristina and Dante supported it as long as she was making their father happy, which is definitely not the case anymore. Dante will probably stay out of the fray, but Kristina? Kristina will gladly rain hellfire down on her every chance she gets. Sasha says, what about the kids? They all love her. Nina says, they do love her, and she loves them. But that doesn’t matter anymore; that’s all over. Carly will make sure of that. Sasha says, that’s not entirely Carly’s decision, and Nina says, Michael hates her. Willow and Sonny… Sasha says she wouldn’t completely count out Willow, but Nina says, Sasha didn’t see her face when Willow found out what she did. She recoiled, literally. Who blames her? Her own daughter did that. Sasha say she’s so sorry, but Nina says she has no one to blame but herself. Sasha says, what’s done is done. Nina has accepted it; that’s great. She’s owned up to it; that’s even better. Now she just has to ask herself, what can she do to fix it?

Sam tells Drew that she’s had Nina’s number since she came to Port Charles ten years ago, and she knows firsthand what that woman is capable of when she gets scorned. Wow. No wonder he came in hot today. He thanks her for giving him and out, but to be honest, their issues have nothing to do with Nina. He made decisions about Scout’s life without including Sam, and that’s not fair. She thanks him for saying that, and he says, she’s gone so far out of her way to include him in every aspect of Scout’s life. She says, that’s why she didn’t want to undercut the whole Westwood thing, and he says, even if she didn’t think it was a good idea? She tells him, that’s not what she said. Actually, she thinks Westwood is a fantastic school. Molly and Kristina loved it, and she thinks Scout might love it one day too. Give her some time and maybe just a little space. He says, and not uproot her in the middle of a school year. He sees her point. Finally. She says she thinks this is their first difference of opinion in raising their daughter. She doesn’t know what to do. Where do they go from here?

Lois says, Sonny is right and she’s sorry. He tells her that he didn’t say anything, and she says, he didn’t have to. his face said it all, then his shoulders seconded it. She gets it. It’s none of her business. She doesn’t have a right to say how he should live his life. He says, she doesn’t judge him, does she? and she says, of course (🍷) she doesn’t. That is not what friends do. Now go get her some rubbing alcohol so she can tend to his knuckles. Go. He leaves, and there’s a knock at the door. She says, what? The bodyguard’s on a coffee break? She opens the door, and Dante is there. She tells him, come in, and he asks if his father is here. She says, he is, and she’s so glad Dante is here because Sonny’s had a really rough morning. He’s going to be so happy to see his son is here. Dante says, not today he won’t.

Maxie says, Cody buying the estate to get his childhood revenge seems hollow, and he says, in what way? She says, like Bobbie and her brother Luke. They had a very tough upbringing too, and she asked Bobbie one time how she was able to move past it. She said, nursing gave her a sense of purpose. So what she wants to ask is, what is Cody’s purpose? He says he’s not sure. He doesn’t even know if he has a purpose. Felicia walks in and says, nonsense. They all do.

Cody tells Felicia, hello, and she says, sorry for eavesdropping. Occupational hazard. Maxie says, that’s not still her occupation, and Cody says, actually, he’s glad she overheard them, because she’s done a whole bunch of things, right? She says, and then some, and he says, so maybe she could give him some insight on finding his. She says she sure can. First, you start by being honest with yourself, and then you extend that honesty to others. He says, all right, that sounds easy enough, and she says, for instance, he could start with being honest about having his DNA tested to determine if he’s Mac’s son. Maxie tells her, stop. She asked Felicia to drop this. Felicia says she knows, but she didn’t, and Cody tells her, it’s like he said; the test came up negative. She says, not that test. That was last year’s test. He says, then what is she talking about? and she says she’s talking about the new test she ran on him behind his back.

Drew says he guesses he and Sam are just going to have to figure out a way to navigate this, and she say she’s sure they will. He says, then maybe they can revisit the whole Westwood Academy thing next year… if Scout wants it. She says, a lot can happen in a year, and he says, doesn’t he know it. He hates the fact that Scout was worried about disappointing him. She says, that’s just kids. Most of them anyway. He says, when he sees her, he’s going to make sure she knows that no matter what she does or says, he’ll always be her biggest fan. Sam says, well, she’s his, and he says, still? She says, always, and he says, that’s something. Sam says she knows he’s a had a really, really tough year. Scout’s not the only one who cares about him. So if he ever needs to talk, she’s here. He thanks her and leaves.

Laura says she told Dante, and Cyrus says, that couldn’t have been easy, especially given the high esteem in which she holds Sonny. She says, this is not about her and Sonny. It’s about him, first and last. He says, she flatters him. Fortunately, the sins of pride have long since lost their allure. She says, what about sins of omission, because it’s clear to her that he’s holding back a lot here, and he says, what’s clear is that she’ll always be inclined to defend her friend Corinthos, even after he’s attacked her own brother. She says she’s known Sonny for decades – decades. She’s known him a lot less. He says, as he’s told her on several occasions, Sonny Corinthos is no better than the man he used to be, and she says, he knows what her terms are with him if he wants to be a member of her family. He says, more than anything, and she says, so he needs to prove to her that he’s worthy of her trust. And that doesn’t mean running around quoting the Bible all the time. It means proving it to her through his actions. He says, whatever she requires of him, he shall do.

Sasha says she told Willow that she noticed Willow and Nina had one common virtue, and Nina says, it’s nice to know she has a virtue right now. What is it? Sasha says, they both have a great capacity for forgiving, and Nina says she hopes Sasha is right. She prays her daughter will forgive her, especially since her husband never will.

Lois tells Dante that she’s sorry, but whatever this is, is going to have to wait. He says, she needs her to back off and let him do his job, when Sonny comes out. Lois says, looks who’s here, and Sonny hands her the alcohol and a towel. He says he guesses bad news travels fast, and Dante says he just heard about Nina. He’s sorry. Sonny says he appreciates it, and Dante says he also apologizes in advance for this. He goes to the door, and says, Officer Carter…  Carter comes in, and Lois says, he’s Dante’s own father, but Sonny says, that’s all right. It wouldn’t be the first time for either of them. Lois says, not another word until Sonny’s lawyer is present. What is going on? Dante says he just came from seeing Cyrus Renault at GH. He really wishes he didn’t have to do this, but he does. Carter says, Michael Sonny Corinthos, I’m placing you under arrest for the second-degree assault of Cyrus Renault. He puts the cuffs on Sonny and gives Sonny his rights.

On Monday, Cody tells Felicia, it looks like deception runs in the family; Lucy asks Scotty to swear it will never leave this table; Carly says, this is exactly what she needed; and Sonny asks if this can be off the record.

🧊 Stone Cold Coming In…

If you don’t know, now you know.

I can’t believe I missed the special, although I’m sure it’s not disappearing from HULU any time soon.

This includes Jason’s history. Read it if you want your head to explode. It’s one thing watching on the daily, but seeing it all at once is a lot.

What Happened to Jason on GENERAL HOSPITAL

🏥 Many Happy Returns…

A blast from the past.

And the not-so-distant past. IMO, the most Nikolas of the Nikolases.

🌲 Pine Valley Lookbook…

All My Children through the decades.

🧂 Salt Encrusted Ricochet…

Jen claims Heather is a liar in Gucci and she’s going to sue everyone.

https://people.com/jen-shah-responds-heather-gay-claim-gave-her-black-eye-rhoslc-8421629

In probably the most truthful moment, Andy says, if they’d gotten that money shot, they would have used it.

👠 Needs More Salt…

I think all scenes from the Housewives franchise should be reenacted by drag queens.

In the final twist, production pleads ignorance. They also admit they would have told the others. Isn’t that cheating?

💸 Don’t Let This Be You…

Seriously though? There are a few red flags here, but a good rule of thumb is, if you didn’t initiate the call, don’t give out the information. If you think it might be legit, call the bank or credit card company yourself and verify.

https://people.com/andy-cohen-says-he-was-scammed-out-of-a-lot-of-money-8421079

⚓️ Here Comes the Captain…

Captain Sandy is tying the nautical knot.

🧛🏻‍♂️ Fading Shadows…

I think this show is too funny.

https://ew.com/what-we-do-in-the-shadows-to-end-season-six-8418335

🏆 Going For the Globes…

Sunday, January 7th, 8 pm EST, on CBS or Paramount+.

🎊 After the Ball Is Over…

Relive the moment. Or live it if you missed it.

https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/live-new-years-eve-times-square-ball-drop-2024/

🐶 It’s Never Too Early…

Get ready for those Bowling puppies.

https://www.chiff.com/articles/puppy-bowl.htm

📌 Quotes of the Week

Whoever you are, whatever your dream, you have to be strong in your head and strong in your heart. Be strong. There’s no quitting in the person who wants it bad enough. – Carly Patterson

The setback will be the set up. – Carrie Bernans

If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present. – Lao Tzu

Google me, bitch. – Angie Katsanevas, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

The beautiful thing about learning is no one can take it away from you. – BB King

The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior. – Dr. Phil

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man. – Benjamin Franklin

Everyone’s talking about it, especially those who weren’t invited. – Mamie Fish (Ashlie Atkinson), The Gilded Age

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. – Bill Vaughan

Celebrate endings, for they precede new beginnings. – Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You’re doing things you’ve never done before, and more importantly, you’re doing something. – Neil Gaiman

🛹 Sliding Into the New Year Like…

Join me on Monday really Tuesday for soap and getting back on Deck. Until then, stay safe, stay being more focused on what’s on the inside than what the outside looks like, and stay honoring the ones you’ve lost by embracing the living.

October 13, 2023 – The Wedding Is On, Thought, Back, Fitting, MIA, A Goodbye, Salty Talk, Postscript, Hard Times, Back To the 80s, Dead Stuff, Costumed Pets (!), Totally Ten Quotes & Monster

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Curtis lifts weights, when there’s a knock at the door. He wheels himself over to open it, and Stella asks if it’s a bad time. He says, not at all, if she doesn’t mind waiting for him to finish another set. She says, not at all, and comes in. She asks if somebody else is here, but he says, no, just him, picking up one of the weights. He asks if she thinks they shouldn’t have left him alone, and she asks if she said that. He says, no, and she says, he’s been on his own for a while now, and he’s doing just fine. He works with the weight, and says, she’s been tracking him, huh? She says she always has; she’s not going to change now. He’s working hard; very impressive. He says he’s just trying to keep it all together, and she says, he’s doing more than keeping it together. She’s very proud of him. He thanks her and says, all these exercises, in fact everything he does, is for Trina and Portia and Marshall. She says, how’s that? and he says, every morning there’s a part of him that doesn’t want to get out of bed. Then he thinks about his family. They need him, and he will not let them down. There’s a knock at the door, and Stella says she’ll get it. She opens it to Selina and says, what do you want?

TJ tells Portia he heard a rumor going around. The buzz is totally positive. She says she has no idea what he’s talking about, but he says, spill. She says she doesn’t want to talk about it yet. Not until she gets a chance to tell Curtis, and she wants to tell him in person. He’s going to be so hurt if he finds out everyone at GH knew before he did. She’s trying to sneak out of here so she can see him. TJ says, he’s going to be thrilled.

Josslyn knocks on the door at Windymere, and Giles answers. He asks if he can help her, and she says, he probably doesn’t remember her, but she’s Josslyn Jax, Avery’s older sister. He says, of course (🍷). What can he do for her? She says she’s looking for Ava. She never picked Avery up from the nanny last night. Giles invites her in.

A guard walks Cyrus to the visiting room, and Cyrus says, another visitor during off hours? He sees Laura, and she says, hello, Cyrus.

Austin sits at his desk and flashes back to him telling the judge that Cyrus is weak because of his heart attack, and no longer a physical threat to anybody. He says, yeah, weak like a great white shark is weak. He remembers telling Mason that he did what was asked and to let Ava go, and Mason saying, neither one of them call the shots. There’s a knock at the door, and Dex says, sorry to bother him, but has he seen Ava Jerome?

Puerto Rico. Here Comes the Bride plays as Nina walks to Sonny, and everyone looks all happy. The priest welcomes everyone and says, they’ve been blessed with a beautiful day to witness the joining in matrimony of Michael Sonny Corinthos and Nina Reeves. This is a joyful occasion, and a solemn one. Marriage as a traditional ceremony is an honorable one, not to be entered into lightly, but a pledge between two people to honor, support, and love one another for the rest of your lives. Is that the pledge they’re willing to make? Nina says, we are, and Sonny says, yeah, we are.

Selina says she’s here to see her friend, but Stella says, she doesn’t have any friends here. And no way she’s buying any with that gift basket. Stella looks at the bodyguard holding a basket of fruit behind Selina, and Curtis says, it’s okay. Selina’s a business associate. Stella says, uh-huh, and Selina walks in. (Oooh. The bodyguard has a bakery box too.) Selina says, his aunt is very protective. She admires that in a family. Stella excuses herself, and Curtis asks what Selina is doing here. She says, he’s been back home for a while now. She thought she’d give him some time to get accustomed to his new life. He says, that was considerate, and she says she hopes now he’s come to his senses and is ready to sell her The Savoy.

Cyrus says, what an unexpected and wonderful surprise. He didn’t know Laura was back from her trip. She says, they just got back, and he says, and she chose to come and see him. He’s touched. She says, he cut his hair, and shaved, and… He says, since he found his true calling, he didn’t find the need to hide behind appearances, and she says, he looks great. So tell her, how is he feeling? He says, their brother told her about his little medical problem, and she says she doesn’t know that she’d call a heart attack a little medical problem, and she’s glad Marty told her. He asks if Martin also told her that it was her aura that pulled him through in his darkest hour, but she says, it was Drew Cain who saved his life. He says, without the will to live, his CPR might not have been effective, but he is a good man. She says, he’s a very good man. That’s why it’s such a shame he’s in here with… Cyrus says, with men like me. He gets the feeling checking on his health isn’t the only reason she’s here. She says she heard about his application for early release, and he asks if she’s here as his sister or the mayor.

Giles says he’s also concerned about Miss Jerome’s whereabouts, and Josslyn says, so she hasn’t been here? He says, she was home when he left. That was night before last. She didn’t mention any plans to be away, but when he came to work yesterday, she wasn’t here. She never came home. Josslyn says, so no maid or no housekeeper has seen her, and he says, no one on the staff has seen or heard from her, but he did find a broken martini glass on the floor here. He points near the fireplace, and says, it could have been an accident. Perhaps she’s staying with her friend Miss Reeves? Josslyn says, no. Nina’s in Puerto Rico getting married. He says, Dr. Gatlin-Holt’s been a frequent guest recently. He was under the impression the doctor and Miss Jerome might be close.

Austin says, recently, no, he hasn’t seen Ava, and Dex asks if he remembers the last time he saw or heard from her. Austen says, two or three days ago. Why is Dex asking him this? Dex says, she hasn’t been to her art gallery, and no one has seen or heard from her, and Austin says, Dex works for Sonny Corinthos; is he right about that? Dex says, yeah, and Austin says, a couple of days ago, Ava mentioned she was thinking of maybe taking a trip to New York. She said there was an artist she was interested in signing. Dex says, that could be very helpful, and thanks Austin for his time. Austin says, no problem, and as he walks past Dex, Dex punches him in the stomach and gets him in a headlock. As Austin struggles to breathe, Dex says, Sonny has a daughter with Ava Jerome, so he cares about her. If he finds out Austin has something to do with her disappearance, he’ll be back, and he won’t be asking questions. He lets Austin go and walks out.

In the hallway, Dex’s phone rings, and Josslyn tells him that she thinks she might have found something.

The priest says, it’s his understanding Sonny and Nina have elected to say their own vows, and Nina hands her bouquet to Willow. Sonny says he guesses Nina wants him to go, and she says, yeah. They join hands, and Sonny says he spent all morning writing his vows. They’re in his pocket, but when he looked in Nina’s eyes, he felt like he didn’t need to write his vows because he can always speak from his heart to her. He thanks her for trusting and loving him, and for seeing the better man in him than he ever saw in himself. He appreciates her kindness and her strength and her willingness to fight for their love, even though everybody was against them. When they doubted they should be together, they did everything they could to get through it, and here they are. He’s convinced more now that they belong together, because of how he feels right now in the moment. How he always does; she makes him secure. He knows she loves him and he loves her that much more, and he always will.

Selina asks Curtis to just hear her out. She’ll keep the entire staff at The Savoy – Stella walks back in – and the entire name of the club will remain. He and his entire family will have VIP memberships for life, and she’ll increase her original offer to twice what he paid for the club. He says, that’s an extremely generous offer, and she says she agrees. So what does he say? He thinks a moment and asks why she’s determined to buy his club. Why doesn’t she start her own and find a location that’s half the price? Stella says, good question.

Cyrus says, in case Laura is wondering, he has no idea how the judge is going to rule. He hasn’t heard anything yet. Now that she’s back, will she oppose his release? She says, he looks as strong and healthy as the day he got in here, but that said, she’s not a doctor. And as the mayor, she doesn’t interfere with judicial decisions. He says he supposes putting in a good word for her brother is out of the question, and she says, yes. He asks if Marty also told her that he gave away all of his money.

Dex arrives at Windymere, and Giles lets him in. Josslyn introduces Giles, and says, Giles told her that Ava hasn’t been home since night before last, and nobody on the staff has seen or heard from her. Dex says, she told him that she found something, and she says, this cellphone and this lollypop. The cellphone was under the coffee table, and the lollypop was just kind of sticking out of the couch. And Giles found a broken martini glass on the floor. Giles says, Miss Avery must have dropped the lollypop last time she was here, but Josslyn says, this isn’t Avery’s. Dex asks how she knows, and she says, because it’s grape and Avery hates grape. So somebody else had to have been here. And Ava would have never left her cellphone in case Avery needed to get in touch with her. Dex says he saw cameras everywhere as he walked up to the house. There have to be more, right? Giles says, yes, and Dex says he needs to see the footage from the minute Giles left Ava.

Nina says, to be honest, she never imagined she’d be here right now with Sonny. It’s actually the last thing she ever expected or wanted, and she fought it for a very long time. She kept telling herself that they would never work, and as she kept saying that, her heart kept falling deeper and deeper in love with him. And she couldn’t fight her heart anymore, could she? Or him. His charm, his humor, his compassion, his courage, his loyalty… his dance moves. What more could a person ask for in someone they love? Then she saw him parent his children, who he fiercely loves, and how he’s willing to fight for them, for their protection. She’s always wanted that family, since she was a little girl. Her daughter is now a part of her life – she looks at Willow – and the two of them are part of his family. He’s given her so much. He’s given her a family. And she wants to give him something. She’s going to surround him with love for his entire life; she promises him that. And they can leave all their mistakes behind them. She’ll walk with him, hand in hand, right beside him, loving him, for the rest of his life.

Selina tells Curtis that she doesn’t have the time or the inclination to open a new club. It’s too much work and she has a busy schedule. The Savoy is already established; that’s why she’ll be paying him top dollar for it. Stella asks if he heard how Selina made it sound like it’s a done deal, when Portia walks in. Selina tells her, good afternoon, and Stella says, she got here just in time. Miss Wu brought them a basket filled with treats. Why doesn’t Portia have a seat and she’ll make them some tea so they can all get to know each other better. She asks what kind of tea Selina would like, and Selina says, that’s kind of her, but she has another appointment. Stella says, that’s just too bad. Maybe another time then. She opens the front door, and Selina nods to her bodyguard. She tells Curtis that she’ll be in touch, and he thanks her for the basket. I want to know what’s in the bakery box. Selina leaves with the guard, and Stella closes the door, putting her back against it, and says, amen.

Dex looks at a tablet, and Giles says, he can see the front entrance is well-covered by several cameras. Dex says, there Giles is, leaving. This is the night before last. Ava was alone when he left? Giles says, yes. Feel free to examine the rest of the footage. He must check on a delivery. Please help Miss Jerome. He leaves, and Dex points at the tablet, saying, there. Someone’s coming in. Josslyn says she sees him, but she can’t see his face; he’s wearing a hood. They keep watching, and Dex says, they’re at about twenty minutes later. Josslyn says, there’s Ava. She’s with him, but Josslyn can’t tell if her hands are tied or if she’s just walking super close to him. Dex suggests they check the dock camera around that time… They didn’t use the launch. Josslyn says, he would still have to go back to Port Charles, no? and Dex says, right there. He has his own boat. That’s what they left on. If he and Josslyn want to see where they came ashore, they need to see the harbor security cameras and the traffic cameras from that time. They can’t do that without going to the cops. Josslyn says, there’s another way.

Josslyn knocks at an apartment door, and a voice asks, who knocks? She looks up at a camera and says, Spinelli, it’s Josslyn. You’re watching us through the security camera. Spinelli opens the door and says, greetings, clever girl. What brings them to his door?

Austin gives TJ a folder and says, the prognosis was very impressive. He coughs and drinks some water, and TJ asks if he’s all right. Austin says he’s fine. He went to a concert last night and he was very enthusiastic. TJ asks, who was the band? when Mason walks in. He says he’s sorry. His cousin here wanted to see him.

Cyrus tells Laura that he’s seen so much suffering in here, he thought his money could do more good trying to help these poor souls. She says, Marty did mention to her that he’d given some of his money to a recidivism organization, but he says, not some of his money, every dime. He says, she doesn’t believe that, and she says she guesses they’ll see, won’t they, if he’s granted his early release. He says, how little faith she has in her brother. They were ill-gotten gains. He’s come to realize and appreciate that. She says she hopes so, and he says, she doesn’t seem to doubt the generosity of her friend Sonny Corinthos when he gives away his dirty money. He’s not wrong.

The priest says, Sonny and Nina’s vows were so clearly from the heart. Now please repeat after him. They say the traditional vows; in sickness and health, forsaking all others until death do us part. The rings are exchanged, and the priest says, in the presence of God and these witnesses, they’re now husband and wife. What God has joined, let no one put asunder. He thinks they know what happens next. They laugh and Donna says, you’re supposed to kiss. They do, and everyone smiles.

Portia asks what that was about, and Stella says, that woman was trying… Curtis says, Selina came to talk business, but what is Portia doing here in the middle of the day? She says she wanted to tell him something in person, but she wanted it to be official. Stella says, for what to be official? and Portia says she’s been named Co-Chief of Staff at General Hospital. Curtis says, congratulations, and she says, it’s going to be a lot more administrative work and a lot of emails, but… Stella says, Portia knows she can handle all of that, and Curtis says, she’ll be great. Portia says, and it’s going to be a little extra money. Stella says, as it should be for all that extra work, and Curtis says, they’ll be very lucky to have her. He couldn’t be more proud of his intelligent, accomplished, and very gorgeous wife. She kisses him and says, thank you.

Dex tells Spinelli that they couldn’t download the video from the system at Windymere, so all they have is the footage he had access to. Josslyn says, they also found Ava’s cellphone at Windymere, but she doesn’t know how to get in. Can he break in? He says, he can, but it will take time Ava doesn’t have, and Dex says, let’s get back to what we’ve got. The butler departed the house at 10:57 that night. At 11:18, an unidentified figure, likely male, entered the house. There’s no footage from the interior, so we don’t know what happened inside, but at 11:59, the hooded figure left by the front door with Ava. They were close together. He appears to be leading her, and from her posture, it’s likely her hands were tied. They arrived at the docks at 12:03 am and left in a single engine outboard. That’s what we have. Spinelli says, well done, and Josslyn says, what they really need to know is where they docked the boat in Port Charles. Does he think he can get access to the harbor security and traffic cameras?

Austin tells TJ that the apologizes. His cousin is unaware of hospital protocol. Mason could have just interrupted a consultation with a patient. Mason says he’s sorry. He’s just a truck driver and doesn’t know anything about hospital protocols. So he hopes TJ can forgive him. TJ says, no problem. They’re finished. He thanks Austin and is about to leave, when he says, so Mason is a truck driver? and Mason says, used to be. Now he kind of does a little bit of everything. TJ says, it was good to see him again, Mason says, him too, and TJ leaves. He pauses for a moment outside the door, then walks on. Mason tells Austin, do not get high and mighty with him about manners. Austin said he needed to see him right away, so what’s going on? Austin says, Sonny Corinthos knows.

Laura says, Sonny has nothing to do with the way she views Cyrus, but he says he’s well-aware of that. He and Sonny were in the same kind of business for years, and he ever thought much about Sonny. But then he’d see Sonny treated with such reverence, an honored member of the Port Charles community with a respected family when he’s no better than Cyrus is. Again he’s not wrong.

Kristina congratulates Nina and welcomes her to the family, hugging her. Donna goes over to Sonny and says, her turn. He says, come here, girl. Give me a hug. He wants her to know something. Daddy always loves her. She knows that, right? She says she loves him, and they hug again. These two are too cute together. Donna asks Nina if she can call her Mama Nina now, and Nina says she would love nothing more. She hugs Donna.

Willow tells Sonny, congratulations, and hugs him. He says, her mother is the best thing that ever happened to him. He just wants her to know that she means everything to Nina. Willow smiles at him, and tells Nina, congratulations. Nina thanks her, and says, it means so much that she’s here. Willow hugs her, and I feel sick thinking about this all falling apart. Michael hugs Sonny and tells Nina, congratulations. Welcome to the family. He kisses her on the cheek.  

Stella says, this is definitely cause for a celebration, and Portia agrees. Stella says she’s taking the two of them out for dinner tonight to celebrate. Marshall and Trina too. Portia says, they can actually have dinner in here tonight, have some champagne. It’ll be a little bit more relaxing, right? Curtis says, no. Auntie’s right. This is a big deal and they should celebrate it, right? Stella tells him, you said it, baby.

Laura tells Cyrus that she supposes she and Sonny have the sort of friendship that surprises some people, but she had no idea it upset him that much. He says he’s sorry. He’s not upset at Sonny. He supposes he just envies Sonny’s life, and how Sonny seems to have a closer relationship with his sister than he does. She says she’s known Sonny for a very long time, and he says, he knows it’s unlikely, but if he does get his release, perhaps he and Laura can build a bond that’s even stronger than the one she has with Sonny. She kind of shrugs and smiles, and the guard says, time’s up. Cyrus says, wish me luck, and she tells him, good luck. He laughs and pats her hand. He thanks her so much for coming. He hopes to see her again very soon. He leaves with the guard.

Just for the record, I’m aware they spell the prison Pentonville on the show, but I think Pentenville looks more like penitentiary, so, artistic license. Like with Windymere.

Dex says, there. That was the boat. Josslyn is surprised he can see it, and Spinelli says, keen powers of observation. Here they are. Dex says, Pier 17, and Spinelli, the abductor, if that’s what he is, chose his spot well. See what’s around the pier? It’s all warehouses. They’d be deserted at that hour, so even if Ava were to call for help, he doesn’t think she’d be heard. Josslyn says, wait. He took off his hood. Dex asks if Spinelli can tighten it, and Spinelli says, yes, of course (🍷), but the cameras are not high res; it might be grainy. Dex says he knows that guy. That’s Austin Gatlin-Holt’s cousin… Mason.

Austin says, one of Sonny’s guys was here asking about Ava, and Mason says, so? Austin says, what does he mean, so? No one’s heard from her in a couple of days. Mason says, because she’s locked in a basement somewhere. Who cares? Austin says he cares. He cares very much. Mason says, that’s sweet. His cousin is in love. Austin says he’s not joking around here. Don’t you hurt her. Mason says, Austin knows better than to threaten him, and Austin asks if it isn’t enough that Ava spent all this time thinking she killed Nikolas, and Nikolas is alive and well. He’s fine; he’s in Europe. Mason says he didn’t tell the guy to take off. He and Cyrus were the ones who kept him alive in the first place. Austin says, Nikolas is Cyrus’s nephew, and Mason says, forgive him. Cyrus has never struck him as the sentimental type about family, but Austin says, maybe they’re wrong about that. Mason needs to convince Cyrus to leave Ava alone. If that guy comes back for him… Mason says, put him off, but Austin says, no. He thought he already had. He punched Austin in the gut and grabbed him in a chokehold. He said, if anything happens to Ava, he’s coming back for Austin. Mason says, looks like you’ve got a problem, cuz.

Sonny and Nina, and Michael and Willow slow dance, while Kristina dances with the kids. Michael’s phone dings, and he says he has to take this real quick. He’ll be back. Willow calls Wiley over to dance with her, and Sonny asks if he can dance with his little girl. Donna says, yeah, and much cuteness happens. Willow suggests Wiley ask his grandmother to dance, and Wiley asks Nina if she wants to dance. She says, does she? Yeah. They dance as much as you can dance with a three-foot height difference. On the side, Michael says he’s at a family function. He can’t talk long. So, they have the name of the person who turned Drew Cain in to the SEC?

We don’t see his face, but a man tells Michael, the SEC was contacted by a lawyer named Martin Grey, acting on behalf of a client. Michael says, Grey was just a go-between. He needs the name of the person who pointed the SEC to his mom and Drew… He turns around and looks at Nina having a grand old time with Wiley. Ugh. I mean, I get it. She did wrong, but I still feel badly about it since it all finally came together, and everyone is so happy.

Curtis reaches for his water, and Portia tries to help, but he says he’s got it. Doesn’t she have to go back to the hospital, Co-Chief of Staff? She laughs and says she does actually, and he says he’s going to take a shower and he’ll see her tonight. She says she can’t wait, and he wheels himself out of the room. Stella suggests Portia take the basket over to the hospital for the nurses to enjoy, and Portia says, okay. When she gets closer, Stella lowers her voice and says, Portia doesn’t have to do everything. She just got a wonderful well-deserved job and she’ll be making more money. Portia says, right, and The Savoy is making money, and Stella says, but Curtis isn’t there. In his mind, he’s not making a dime. Curtis needs her, he needs all of them, to live out their lives as normally as possible and not walk on eggshells around him. He can go out the restaurant and have a fine time. Portia says she was just thinking he’ll be more comfortable here, that’s all, but Stella says, if something is making Curtis uncomfortable, he’s a grown man and he can tell them himself. Believe her. She knows Curtis and he will. Portia says, okay, and thanks her. They hug, and Stella hands Portia the basket. Portia asks if she’s sure, and Stella says, absolutely. They don’t want nothing that woman has to offer, but she will be keeping the baked goods. Portia takes the basket and leaves.

Josslyn asks if Dex is sure that’s the same guy, and Dex says, positive. Maybe Mason has ties to someone working against Sonny; he’s not sure who yet. Josslyn asks how he can tell from this picture, and Dex says, when he was following Mason, he always had a lollypop in his mouth. Josslyn says, that would explain the grape lollypop at Ava’s, and Spinelli says, here we go. The vehicle that Ava and Mason got in is registered to a Pautuck Trucking Company, Pautuck, New York. Dex says he’s going to need a list of all the employees employed by the trucking company and their addresses, as well as any properties owned or leased by the trucking company. He tells Josslyn, that’s where they’ll find Ava.

Austin says, Mason’s right. He has a problem. Because for some reason, Cyrus hates Sonny Corinthos. Can Mason please explain that to him, because he doesn’t understand. Isn’t there enough to go around for everybody? There’s plenty there. At least there used to be. Mason says he doesn’t get it either. Honestly, he thinks the whole thing started when the boss found out Mayor Collins was his sister. Austin asks, what’s that got to do with anything? and Mason says he doesn’t know. He’s just telling Austin, that’s when Cyrus started mentioning Sonny more and more. He would rant on and on about Corinthos and the life he had. Austin says, what life? They both have the same life. They’re mob bosses. Mason says, he called Sonny respectable. It’s almost as if it’s something he wanted for himself and doesn’t have. Austin says, so his life is in danger because Cyrus is jealous of Sonny Corinthos, but Mason says he thinks it goes deeper than that. Austin says, if that guy comes back, Sonny’s guy, he’s going to spill his guts. And they’re next move is to come after Mason, and then Mason will be as dead as him. Mason tells him, don’t do anything stupid. Austin’s only protection from Sonny is the boss, so just do as he’s told. Let the boss handle Sonny. He leaves.

Wiley and Donna chant, cake, cake, cake, and pound on the table. Sonny and Nina get ready to cut the cake, and Michael watches from the sidelines.

The guard says, this is it, opening the door, and Cyrus goes out into the sunshine wearing civilian clothes. He takes an envelope of the possessions he came with from the guard, and the guard says, he knows his way out. Cyrus says he certainly does, and tosses the envelope into a trashcan on his way to the gate.

Sonny and Nina cut the cake, and Sonny feeds Nina a piece. Michael watches.

Before going through the gate, Cyrus takes a deep breath and smiles.

Sonny and Nina wipe icing off of Donna and Wiley’s faces. Michael glares at Nina. This is bad.

The prison gate opens, and Cyrus walks out. He turns to look back at the prison.

Sonny and Nina kiss and drink champagne. Michael glares some more.

Cyrus gets in a car, and it drives away.

On Monday, Cody wonders if Sasha is going to walk away from her life after just getting it back; Willow says, Michael never told her who he was talking to; and Kristina asks what someone is doing here.

💭 A thought: Interesting that Nina and Cyrus have parallel goals of wanting a family and are both going about it all wrong.

🩺 The Doctor Was Out…

This is embarrassing. He’s my absolute favorite soap actor and I didn’t even realize he’d been gone for so long. Well, nice to have him back.

🧳In Sonny’s Defense…

The punishment fit the crime; being exiled to Bridgeport. And one of the funniest interactions ever, starting with her opening the door to give Sam the boot and him standing there.

🕵🏾 The Latest in Waldos…

It’s time to put him back on the canvas. Taggert is definitely underused.

🥀 Ringing Down the Curtain…

He had a wonderful run.

🗽 Her Face Is Irrelevant…

Doubtful she was joking considering her ego. Tribecca does not need her endorsement.

🧂 Four Teaspoons Of Salt…

This week in RHOSLC.

The slam.

The non-clap back.

To be filed under don’t care.

https://people.com/jen-shah-husband-sharrieff-shah-sends-50th-birthday-well-wishes-prison-exclusive-8303004

🍊 Orange You Done Yet…?

Fancy Pants Heather’s hint.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/style-living/rhoc-season-17-reunion-recap-heather-dubrows-new-house

It was pretty bold for one just released from banishment.

Apparently not too bold though, since the status quo stays the same.

💎 Possible Final Word…

So, they’re separated, but not divorcing, and it’s no one’s fault.

👠 Those 80s Ladies…

Normally, this wouldn’t be my type of film, but I do like an 80s flashback.

https://ew.com/tv/ladies-of-the-80s-lifetime-movie-first-look-photos/

https://people.com/ladies-of-the-80s-a-divas-christmas-lifetime-first-look-photos-8305219

⚰️ News Of the Departed…

Reddest herring in the world.

https://ew.com/tv/walking-dead-daryl-dixon-melissa-mcbride-season-2/

It makes sense since Jadis was a huge part of the Rick story.

https://ew.com/tv/walking-dead-the-ones-who-live-adds-terry-o-quinn-pollyanna-mcintosh-teaser-photos/

There better be some good explanation of why Victor went from antihero to antichrist.

https://bleedingcool.com/tv/fear-the-walking-dead-season-8-scene-madison-victor-reunite-kinda/

Dead at the con.

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/new-york-comic-con-2023-recap-the-walking-dead-universe-rick-michonne-daryl-dixon-carol-fear/#1

🐩 Best In Costume…

I could look at this stuff all day.

https://www.thelist.com/646383/the-best-celebrity-pet-halloween-costumes-ever/

https://www.hola.com/us/lifestyle/20211022325485/celebrity-halloween-costumes-pets-roundup-gallery-1/

📣 Quotes of the Week

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. – Bertrand Russell

If you look for perfection, you’ll never be content. – Leo Tolstoy

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. – Horatio Nelson

Compassion for animals is intimately connected with goodness of character; and it may be confidently asserted that he who is cruel to animals cannot be a good man. – Schopenhauer

Maturity is achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension. – Joshua L. Liebman

Our experiences don’t define us. It’s what we’ve learned from them that matters. – Monkey D. Garp (Vincent Regan), One Piece

A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave. – Mahatma Gandhi,

Pursue some path, however narrow and crooked, in which you can walk with love and reverence. – Henry David Thoreau

Few things will make you feel better than a job brilliantly done. – Robin S. Sharma

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. – Gertrude Stein

🪄 Putting a Spell On You…

Visit again on Monday really Tuesday for soap and what’s happening in the Med. Until then, stay safe, stay never blowing out a Jack O’Lantern before midnight on Halloween, and stay being aware of hospital protocol before you barge into a doctor’s office.

March 3, 2023 – Anna Threatens To Haunt Eileen Forever, For His 60th, Another Return, VanderScandal, Salty Stuff, Delays, Rescue Dress-Up, a Half Dozen Brief Quotes & Free It

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Kristina asks if Sam wants to talk, but they hear Dante’s key in the door, and she hides the pregnancy test behind her back. Dante comes in, and says, it’s over? Sam kisses Dante, and Kristina says, they’ve both been holding out. She holds up the pregnancy test.

Diane says, Alexis is going to do something ethically grey, but morally justifiable, isn’t she? and Alexis says, there’s nothing grey, but yes on the morally justifiable part. Diane says she knows how hard Alexis fights for those she feels have been wronged, but sometimes she’s in danger of overstepping. Alexis makes a call to Dean Jeffries in the journalism department at PCU, and Diane throws up her hands.

Gregory tells TJ, it’s a wonder he hasn’t caught the bug from one of his students… yet, when Chase comes along. Gregory asks if Chase is here to see his brother, but Chase says, Finn’s off this morning. He tweaked a muscle in this shoulder and he came to get it checked out. He asks what Gregory is doing here, but Gregory says, it’s nothing. He asks TJ to help Chase; he’ll find the exam room on his own. Chase asks if he’s sick.

Brook asks if Sasha thinks there’s tension between them because of Chase. She’s way off base. That has nothing to do with what’s going on here. Sasha says, then Brook admits there is something.

Spencer looks at a pamphlet along with the car seat in his lap, when Laura comes by, and says, confusing, isn’t it? He says, very, and she explains how to use it. He thanks her, and stands up holding it. He asks how he looks. She asks if she can be honest, and he says, sure. She says, like somebody who’s too young to be a parent.

Eileen backs away, saying, it isn’t real, and bumps into the drawer with the body on it. She screams, and ghostly Anna walks toward her, saying, you’re next. You’re next. You killed me. Eileen screams for help, but Anna says, there’s no one to help her. Eileen says, please. She’ll do anything. Anna says, confess. Confess to what you did to me. Confess or join me. Eileen looks at the body, then back at Anna.

Spencer tells Laura that he’s ready. At least as ready as he can be. Diane filed a petition with the court for him to take custody of his little brother, which is basically just a formality since Esme is going back to prison and his father is gone. Charlotte texted to let him know all the furniture has arrived and it’s been set up. He ordered diapers, formula, parenting books. He’s really trying. She says she knows she is, and couldn’t be more proud of him. It’s just that he’s not this baby’s parent; Spencer is his brother. He says, the baby’s father isn’t here, so it’s up to him to do right by his baby brother. His brother deserves something that ties him to his future instead of his past. She says, something that maybe severs all ties with his mother?

Sasha says, something’s been off between her and Brook. If it isn’t Chase, what is it? Brook suggests they drop it, but Maxie thinks talking things out could really help. Sasha says, Brook told Maxie, but didn’t tell her? They’re better than this. Brook says, nothing is wrong… per se. She might have mentioned to Maxie that Sasha and Chase have grown closer lately, and Sasha thinks it’s a conversation they should have in private. Maxie says, oh man, and gets up. She says she has errands she needs to run anyway, makes a call me gesture behind Sasha’s back, and leaves. Sasha says, let’s do this, and Brook asks if they have to. Sasha says, yes.

Gregory says he was just telling TJ how shocked he is that he hasn’t picked up this bug making the rounds. Now go get his shoulder treated. Chase asks if TJ can help with it, but TJ’s phone chirps. He says he has to see a patient, but tells Chase to check in at the nurse’s station and get set up. He leaves, and Chase asks if there’s a reason Gregory won’t tell him why he’s here.

Diane tells Alexis that she’s going to powder her nose and pretend she’s not hearing this. She leaves, and Alexis tells Dean Jeffries who she is, and that she’s the editor-in-chief at The Invader. She wanted to talk to him about Professor Gregory Chase; he works in the history and journalism department… Can he repeat that?… Is he sure?… No, nothing else. She thanks him for his time.

Kristina asks if Sam hasn’t told Dante yet. She’s so sorry. She shouldn’t have said anything. Dante says, someone should probably say something, and Molly comes downstairs, asking, what’s going on? Kristina says she found this, showing Molly the pregnancy test. She apologizes to Sam, and says she must have opened up the wrong bag. (And accidentally pulled out the test, looked it over, and decided to wave it around.) Dante asks if he and Sam need to talk, but Molly says, actually, it was her bag. The pregnancy test isn’t Sam’s… It’s hers.

Diane asks if it’s over, and Alexis says, yes. Diane says she sees Alexis gave Dean Jeffries a piece of her mind. So when does Gregory start at The Invader?… Is she okay? Alexis says, Gregory doesn’t work at PCU anymore. Dean Jeffries told her that Gregory hasn’t given a lecture or taught a class at PCU all semester. Diane says she doesn’t understand, and Alexis says, neither does she. His sons think he’s working at the university. It doesn’t make any sense; she knows him. Diane says, maybe not as well as she thought, and Alexis says, they’ve become very good friends. When Diane was stabbed, he wouldn’t leave the hospital, even when Alexis insisted he go. Diane says, that was very kind of him, but what kind of a friendship does Alexis think they’re building if he can’t even be honest with her? Alexis says, normally, she’d agree with Diane, but there’s something else at play here. Diane’s phone dings, and she says she has to go. Tread carefully with Gregory. No more investing in this friendship until she’s fully investigated the situation. She leaves, and Alexis says, she’s going to evaluate this all right.

Gregory explains to Chase that he thought he might run out of his migraine medication, and he needs an examination to refill the prescription. He asks about Chase’s shoulder, and Chase says he just worked too hard at the gym. He needs to lay off the heavy bag. Gregory says, Chase is usually good at pacing himself, and Chase says he has a lot going on. He’s trying to get his badge back, and there’s this thing with Brook. Gregory says he should have known. There’s only one person who gets Chase all worked up. Chase still hasn’t made peace with how he feels about her.

Brook says, they’re good, but Sasha says, obviously not. Brook says, if there are problems, they’re hers, and she’ll handle them herself, but Sasha says, it’s not healthy to bottle up your feelings. If anyone would know, it would be her. Brook says she doesn’t want to talk about this. Can’t Sasha respect that? Sasha says she can, but this is becoming a problem. Their friendship is important to her. Brook says, it’s important to her too, and Sasha says, and beyond that, they work together. At the very least, she wants to work it out so it doesn’t impact their professional relationship. Brook says, at least that’s one less thing to worry about. She’s quitting.

Spencer asks if Laura can blame him for wanting to keep his brother away from Esme. She is unfit to be a mother, and will use that baby the same way she used him. Laura says, he’s hurt, and has every right to be after the way Esme manipulated him. Remember, she was doing that on Ryan’s orders before she lost her memory. He says, so…? and Laura says, the Esme she’s witnessed in the past few days seems to genuinely care about that baby. And he knows what it’s like to grow up without a mother. Does he really want that for his baby brother? Spencer asks, what if she regains her memory? Does Laura remember what kind of person she was? Laura says she does. She’s on his side 100%, and the baby’s side, so she’s saying she doesn’t think it’s wise to completely alienate Esme. It would be better to get her to want his support. He tells Laura, say Esme never regains her memory. What kind of mother is she going to be without a past? He doesn’t want his baby brother anywhere near Esme. Period. Victor comes in, and asks, where is the newest Cassadine heir? He can’t wait to meet him.

Eileen says, what happened to Anna was an accident. It wasn’t supposed to go like that. Anna says, but it did. My death is on your hands. Eileen says she didn’t know. Please. Can Anna just leave her alone? Anna says, confess… or meet my fate. Or she’ll haunt Eileen forever. Eileen says, no, no, no, no, no. Please. Anna is right. It’s her fault, and she’ll tell Anna everything.

Kristina says, Molly’s pregnant, but Molly says she doesn’t know yet. That’s kinda what the test is for. Sam says, sorry for being weird, but she knew it wasn’t hers or Kristina’s, and figured Molly didn’t want anyone to know. Molly says, right on all fronts. Sam can’t imagine what Dante was thinking, and Dante says he’s thinking he should leave them to sort it out. He jets upstairs, and Molly thanks Kristina, but Kristina says, if Molly didn’t want anyone to find out, she shouldn’t have left it in the shopping bag. Molly says she was hiding it from TJ, and Sam tells her, she would have said it was hers, but Dante walked in. Kristina asks why Molly is hiding it from TJ, and Molly says she’s not sure how he’ll react.

Sasha says, Brook is quitting? and Brook says she didn’t mean for it to come out that way, but she did tell Sasha that she was exploring new horizons. Chase’s music career is really taking off, and she’s getting interest from a lot of new artists. Sasha says she just assumed Brook would continue to do both, but Brook says, the balancing act is a lot. If she’s going to take on new artists, she has to devote time to them. She wishes she could do both. She was going to tell Sasha and Maxie at work; give her notice. Don’t tell her yet. Sasha says she won’t, as long as Sasha is telling her the truth, and this has nothing to do with her and Chase.

Chase says, there’s no future for him and Brook, not after she lied, and Gregory says, yet he’s still working with her. Chase says, as he recalls, someone lectured him about doing the right thing on Christmas Eve. Doing the right thing is finishing what he started. Gregory says, but he still hasn’t forgiven Brook, and Chase asks, why should he? Gregory says he doesn’t want Chase to have regrets. To look back and think how much time he wasted holding onto his anger when he could maybe work things out with Brook. Chase asks if Gregory is telling him to let it go, and Gregory says, Chase was never a hothead, even as a kid. All of a sudden, he’s losing control at every turn, and it all comes back to Brook. Chase asks, what’s the point? and Gregory says, Chase is still in pain, and hasn’t resolved his feelings for her. Chase was happy with Brook. Chase says, she also drove him crazy, and Gregory says, because she challenged him. She’s different; they’re both different, but they compliment each other. Sometimes that can lead to harmony, sometimes discord. Whether the relationship is worth it is up to him. Gregory’s phone tweedles, and he says, it’s Alexis. He has to go. He’s not telling Chase what to do. He’s just suggesting Chase work out his feelings before he hurts himself again.

As he and Victor approach the nursery window, Spencer says, the baby will be discharged soon, and he’ll be taking him home. Victor says, that’s splendid news. No word from his father? Spencer shakes his head, and Victor says, he and Spencer will just have to fill that void, but Laura says, Victor’s services won’t be needed. She knows her son won’t abandon his child. Victor says he prays she’s right. In the meantime, the remaining Cassadines will step up. He’s taken the liberty of finding them a new home. Spencer can’t be expected to raise a child under Sonny Corinthos’s roof. Laura says, he’s not. Her grandsons are both staying with her. Victor says, that’s generous of her, but her plate is rather full at the moment with taking in Charlotte. She says, her grandchildren are her first priority, especially since they’re missing their fathers. Victor says, Spencer and his brother will want for nothing. He’ll arrange for round the clock care for the baby. Spencer says he appreciates it, but everything is already set up at grandmother’s house. If they’ll excuse him, he’s going to see what’s taking so long. He leaves, and Victor asks why Laura is so hellbent on keeping him from what’s left of his family. She says, her? Both Spencer and Charlotte have wisely chosen to stay away from him, and he has no one to blame for that buy himself.

Eileen says she knew Anna was being framed, and she helped. She was the one who arranged for the tourism drone to be at the waterfront at the right time. Without her, the footage of Holly Sutton shooting Lucy Coe would never have been captured. Anna never would have fled the country; she never would have been in Paris… or in that sewer. She’s so, so sorry. Please don’t hurt her. There are some electronic sounds, and Anna’s voice says, I think we’ve got enough, don’t you? The body sits up, and ghostly Anna disappears. Eileen looks like she might pass out, when Anna walks through the door. The body takes off her latex prosthetics, and Felicia says, this disguise is so convincing, it’s scary. Anna says, so scary.

Alexis flashes back to asking Gregory if he would have accepted the job had PCU not gotten in the way, and him saying, he’d have liked nothing more. There’s a knock at her office door, and Gregory says he came as soon as he could. What’s so urgent?

Maxie says, it’s so good to see Chase… unless he’s sick, but he says he just hurt his shoulder. He’s waiting for an MRI. She says, he must have been working out pretty hard to injure himself. Any specific reason why? He says, it just wasn’t his smartest moment, and she says, love does that to the best of us. He says, what? and she asks if that’s not why he’s throwing weights around; trying to impress the new woman in his life.

Brook says she would never let what’s going on between Sasha and Chase influence her professionally. She and Chase broke up. She just wants Chase and Sasha to be happy. If that’s together… yay. Sasha says, thank you, but there’s no her and Chase. They’re friends, and she’s still grieving Brando. Brook says, Sasha can still grieve and move on. She’s seen the way Chase and Sasha are together. Sasha says, what Brook’s seen is Chase being the awesome guy he is; supporting a friend in need. As for moving on, she hopes to one day. Brook says, but she’s not there yet, and Sasha says, the only romance she and Chase had was staged. He’s just being there for her as a friend. Brook says, for the record, there are more people there for Sasha than just Chase; her too.

Eileen says, this is a trick? What the hell is wrong with them? Anna says, Eileen wants to talk about tricks, after framing her for shooting Lucy? Thanks for the confession, by the way. It’s made their job a lot easier. She asks if Felicia got everything, and Felicia says, every last word, pulling a recorder out of the body bag. She plays back Eileen’s confession, and says, good thing New York is a one-party consent state. Anna says, which Eileen knows about, given her impressive political career. Eileen says she was coerced. It will never hold up in a court of law. Anna asks if she wants to take that chance. She might be right that this would be deemed inadmissible in court, but it can still be leaked to her constituents. Anna feels like the good citizens of this great city need to know what their public servants are up to. Felicia asks how long Anna thinks before Eileen is removed from office, and Anna says, not too long probably. Felicia says, Eileen can kiss her political aspirations goodbye, and Anna says, not to mention her freedom. Eileen says, there’s no need for that. She’ll see to it that Anna’s name is cleared. Anna says, thank you, but I want so much more than that.

Victor says, everything he’s ever done has been for the sake and benefit of his family, and Laura bursts out laughing. He asks what she finds funny, and she says, all of it maybe. He chased his own son away with all of his schemes, and now Charlotte is left without a father. Laura doesn’t think it’s to her benefit. Victor says, not a day goes by he doesn’t ache for his son. He’d do anything he could to bring Valentin back. She says, and Nikolas? and he says he won’t rest until he finds Nikolas and reunites him with his children. She asks if Victor didn’t help him sneak off, and he says, of course (🍷) he didn’t. She laughs again, and says, forgive her if she doesn’t believe him. He asks if she really thinks he’d keep Nikolas away from his newborn son, and she says she absolutely does. They both know the only person Victor cares about is himself. He says, that is simply not true. His family means everything in the world to him, and he’s almost lost all of them. She says, that’s because he puts his lust for power above all else, but don’t worry. His day is coming, sooner than he thinks maybe. And the fallout is going to be glorious. He asks what the hell she’s talking about, and she shrugs.

Kristina says she could be an aunt again; this is great. Sam says, is it? and Kristina says, of course (🍷) it is. She doesn’t know why Molly thinks TJ won’t react well. Molly tells her that she said she didn’t know how he’d react, not that he’d react badly. Kristina says, they’ve been together for ten years, and Sam says, maybe she’s just not ready to say anything to him yet. Kristina says, they’ve never talked about having kids? and Molly says, in the abstract maybe, but once they were established in their careers, and that day is not here yet. Kristina says, TJ won’t care; he’s going to freak. Molly says, if she’s pregnant, and honestly she doesn’t know. TJ wants to be a hands-on father. That’s going to be hard with the hours he works at the hospital, and it’s not like she’s any less busy. This is exactly why they wanted to wait. Sam says, everything is going to be okay, because they’re going to take this one step at a time. Don’t worry. Molly says, don’t say anything to anyone, and Kristina says, only mom… She’s kidding. Sam says, they won’t say anything to anyone. Right, Krissy? Kristina asks why she’s always looked at as the weak link. She’ll keep her mouth shut. Sam says, and she’ll make sure to tell Dante so they’re all on the same page. Dante comes back downstairs, and Kristina says, there’s no time like the present.

Alexis says she’s having an issue, and could use Gregory’s input. He says, all right, and sits down. She says, some of it’s clear; some of it’s obscure. She’s just having trouble sorting it out. He says, let’s hear it, and she says, actually, it might be better if he read it. She wants to turn it into an editorial, and it might be a bit one-sided. Take a look and tell her what he thinks. He says he lives for this, and starts to read.

Maxie tells Chase not to worry. He won’t get any awkwardness from her. She’s friends with Brook, but she’s also friends with Sasha, so… He says, she thinks he’s seeing Sasha? and she says, isn’t he? He says, no, and she says, now there is awkwardness, but he says he’s not dating anybody. What gave her the impression he was? She says, nothing. She just noticed he and Sasha were spending a lot of time together lately. He asks if Sasha said something, but Maxie says, no, but she was just at Kelly’s with Brook – he says, of course (🍷) – and she might have mentioned there was something between him and Sasha. Then Sasha showed up, and said there was tension between her and Brook. Clearly Maxie connected dots that shouldn’t have been connected. She’s sorry. She obviously stirred some things up. He says, it’s okay. Break-ups can be confusing. She says, doesn’t she know it, and he asks if that’s why she’s here; trying to find Austin? She says, she hasn’t spoken to him since The Hook attack, and she wanted to make sure he was okay. Chase says, but she’s debating whether or not it’s her place, and she says, wouldn’t it be great if, when relationships ended, all the feelings just went up in smoke? He says, yes, it would.

Sasha says she’s glad they talked this out, and Brook says, her too. Now she has to tell Maxie that she was right. She’s insufferable. Sasha says, maybe Maxie will surprise her… probably not. Even if she did have feelings for Chase, it woudn’t matter. It’s written all over his face how much Brook meant to him, and probably still does. She doesn’t think anyone is replacing Brook in Chase’s life anytime soon. Brook says, she’s got the past tense right, but Chase wants nothing to do with her, and honestly, it’s a relief. It took her a minute, but she’s completely over him.

Sam asks if Dante has recovered from the shock yet, and he says, almost. She says she told Molly they weren’t going to say anything to anyone, and he says, of course (🍷) not. Their secret is safe with him. She says, when he thought the pregnancy test was hers, how did it make him feel?

Laura says, sooner or later, Victor’s past is going to catch up with him, and she’s hoping it’s sooner. Spencer comes out with the baby, and says, meet the newest Cassadine. Victor asks if he has a name, and Spencer says he’s working on it, but in the Cassadine tradition, his middle name will be Niklosovich, like his. Victor says, may I? and Spencer says, of course (🍷), handing him the baby. Victor fusses over the baby, and says, technically, he’s the baby’s great, great Uncle Victor, but that’s quite a mouthful. Welcome to the family. As he’ll discover, they’re quite a formidable bunch, the Cassadines. Although he admits, in recent months, they rather lost their way. But the baby gives him hope again. Welcome to the family. Somehow, some day, his daddy is going to come back. And when he does, when they’re whole again, he’ll see how strong this family is when they come together. You, my little one, are our future, and I’m going to move heaven and earth to make sure it’s a bright and prosperous one for all of us. Spencer and Laura look at him like he’s Maleficent at Princess Aurora’s christening.

Anna says, of course (🍷) the mayor will ask for Eileen’s resignation, but she has a lot of sway with the DA. If Eileen does as they ask, and helps them to bring Victor down… Eileen asks if they’re crazy, and Anna says, help them bring him down. Working with him puts her in a unique position to get information that will help them put him away for good. Eileen says she can’t go against Victor. He’ll kill her if he finds out. Felicia says, yes, he will, because that’s the kind of monster he is, which is why they need her to get the goods on him. Anna says, they know Eileen sold her soul to Victor because of her political ambition, but she doesn’t believe Eileen is as bad as he is. Why doesn’t she do the right thing? Eileen says, it’s too risky, and Felicia says, suit herself, but once this recording goes public, how does she think Victor is going to react? Eileen says, there must be some other way, but Anna says, there isn’t. There are only two ways out of this. Either she’s with them, against Victor, or she faces the consequences of her own actions. What is it going to be?

Dante says, Sam’s definitely not pregnant, right? and she says, no, but can he just answer the question? He says, if she had been pregnant, he would have been super excited, over the moon, and she says, so would she. He says, but he looks at their life together and thinks, maybe no more kids. She says, no more kids, and he says, they’re two for two. He likes what they’ve built together. If it were to happen by accident, then bring it on, but why mess with perfection? She asks if he’s seen the playroom lately; it’s a disaster. He says, but that’s their mess, and she says, it is, kissing him.

Kristina tells Molly to stop thinking about all the reasons the timing might not be right. What does her heart say? Molly tells her, it says she really wants to have a baby with TJ, and Kristina says, her too. She means, she wants Molly to have a baby.

TJ goes into the exam room to treat Chase, but Chase isn’t there. TJ’s phone rings, and Molly asks if he has a minute. He says, for her, always, and Kristina gives Molly a thumbs up. Molly says, good, because there’s something she wants to tell him.

Outside Kelly’s, Brook tells Sasha that she was upset at first, but not only does she have zero romantic feelings for Chase, she realized not being in a relationship is the best thing that could have happened to her. Now she can focus all her energy on her management business without all the distractions. Sasha says, sounds like she’s in a good place, and Brook says she is. They leave, and Chase comes out from around the corner looking all sad.

Gregory says, Alexis’s assessment is spot-on, and she says, so it does read as one-sided. He says he made some notes as to where the argument needs to be rounded out, and where opposing viewpoints could have benefited. She thanks him for his input and for coming by at such short notice, and he says, not only does he enjoy the work, he’s her friend. She says she thinks he believes that, and he says he does. She says, then why is he lying to her?

Eileen says, fine. She’ll work with them against Victor. Anna thanks her for making the right choice, and Felicia asks if she understands the consequence of double-crossing them. Eileen says, her confession will be leaked to law enforcement and the people of Port Charles, and Felicia says, Victor included. Excellent. They’ll start tonight. Anna says, let’s nail Victor to the wall.

The nurse tells Spencer that they just need a couple of signatures, and he can take the baby home, but Diane suddenly shows up, and says, there’s been a change in plan. She’s sorry, but that baby’s not going anywhere.

On Monday, Elizabeth tells Esme that she couldn’t be more wrong if she thinks Elizabeth owes her an apology; Obrecht says she sees Willow differently; Mason pays Austin a visit; and Sonny says, that’s a lot to celebrate.

🎂 One Is Silver, the Other Gold…

And for his birthday, a blast from Sonny’s past.

🥏 Like a Boomerang…

Well, we’d better find out what the hell Mason is doing with him. I actually think this guy is a better Nikolas. He’s more believable for some reason.

🔥 Fuel For Reunion Fire…

Did not see this coming.

https://people.com/tv/vanderpump-rules-stars-slam-tom-sandoval-raquel-leviss-over-alleged-affair-causing-ariana-madix-split/

📼 That’s My Question…

And where’s the Kathy tirade footage? Is there going to be some grand lost footage special in the future?

In other Salt Lake news.

👵🏼 Because It’s Getting Old…

Honestly? I think the Real Housewives are over. Unless Andy has a magic wand that can revamp it, I think the franchise is done.

🐩 Highest Honor…

I love this.

https://people.com/pets/rescue-dogs-celebrate-jamie-lee-curtis-after-2023-sag-awards-win/

🦞 Quotes of the Week

When deeds speak, words are nothing. – Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

March is the month God created to show people who don’t drink what a hangover is like. – Garrison Keillor

Tough times never last, but tough people do.Dr. Robert Schuller

A champion is someone who gets up when he can’t. – Jack Dempsey (Apparently, I’m a champion every morning.)

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

I find your tranquility kind of irritating. – Gina Baxter (Hope Davis), Your Honor

🍒 With a Cherry On Top…

Get sidetracked on Monday really Tuesday with some soap and the right captain on Deck. Until then, stay safe, stay not getting distracted by the minutiae, and stay not investing in a friendship until you’ve fully investigated the situation.