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January 26, 2024 – Sprina’s First Day In Paris, Side Gig, He’s Serious, Random Wives, VanderComeback, Too Soon For Awful, Trailer For Ones, Puppy (!) Party, Practically 10 Quotes & Key

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Paris, France. Trina and Spencer are shown to their hotel room, and Trina says she didn’t think anything could be nicer than their hotel room in New York, but this… They’re literally on the Sienne. It’s incredible. (A slight exaggeration. They dressed up a decent room with champagne bucket and a bunch of peonies.) He says, she’s incredible. He thought they deserved the very best to welcome them to the next chapter of their lives. They kiss.

At the hospital, Chase tells Jordan that they pulled Esme’s credit card records. There was a bus ticket bought yesterday, destination Toronto. She says, any stops along the way? but he says, straight shot. If Esme’s hiding out at her former nanny’s, they have the address of where to find her.

Anna runs over to Laura and says she just heard about Kevin. How’s he doing? Laura says, he’s stable. He’s in and out of consciousness right now, but they’re doing more tests. Anna tells her to hang in there, and she says she is. Anna says, he’s so strong; he’ll pull through this. Laura thanks her, and Anna says she wishes she could do more than give her just words. Laura says she thinks Anna can. She can come back to the PCPD.

Nina sits at Charlie’s looking at The Invader headline: A CHANGING OF THE GUARD AT CRIMSON; NINA REEVES OUT, CARLY SPENCER IN. Ava calls, but she doesn’t answer.

Ava leaves a message asking Nina what she’s seeing in The Invader. Call her. She’s worried about her. Sonny asks who she’s talking to, and Ava says, Nina’s voicemail. Has he seen this? She shows him her tablet, and he says he hasn’t read the article, but he knows there’s a transition. She says, a transition. Otherwise known as an ousting. He asks if that surprises her after what Nina did to Carly and Drew. She says, even so, someone has to check up on her. She’s not picking up. Is that a problem for him? He says, Brick is on his way up here with an update, and she asks if he’s learned anything about the threats against her. He says, the sooner they can stop this, the sooner they can end this living arrangement they have.

At the courthouse, Martin apologizes for his late arrival. Miss McCall was keeping him apprised of her investigation. Finn asks how that’s going, and Elizabeth asks if she found anything that could help the case. Sam says, it’s going, and yes, she did.

Brick knocks on the penthouse door, and Sonny says, it’s good to see him. Brick says, it’s always good to be seen. He asks Ava, how’s everything? and she says, fine. She asks if he’d care for an espresso, but he says, no thank you, and Sonny asks him to have a seat. Brick says, unfortunately, he has to keep this brief. He has a meeting this afternoon. Sonny says, as long as he’s caught up, Brick can make it as brief as he wants. He looks at Ava, and Ava says, if he’s waiting for her to make herself scarce, that’s not going to happen. This concerns her. He says he knows that, but as soon as it becomes business, leave, and she says, okay. They sit, and Sonny says, fill him in. Brick says he couldn’t pull any prints off the photograph or notes sent to Ava, but he was able to trace the weapon. It was part of a set of unmarked weapons from the Bureau… Yeah, he knows. Ava asks, what’s the significance of the gun being stolen from the WSB? and Sonny says, it means it’s connected to the rifle that shot at him a year ago at the MetroCourt pool.

Sam says she was able to access Muldoon’s EZ-Pass records and cross-reference them with the security cameras from the gas station across the street from the oncologist’s office. Elizabth says, tell them there was something on that footage, and Sam says, a big something. Muldoon entering the medical pavilion long before his meeting with Finn. Gregory says, there they have it. Proof that he was being treated for cancer. Martin says, maybe, but unfortunately, it’s circumstantial, and Finn says, it’s a medical pavilion. There must be dozens of specialists working out of that building. Martin says, exactly. A dentist, and ENT and an allergist, just to name a few. Finn says, Muldoon could have been going to see any one of them, but Gregory says, he wasn’t. He was there to see the oncologist. Finn asks how they prove that, and Martin says, that’s the number one question. The second being, if he was being treated by that oncologist, why wouldn’t he tell Finn that? Elizabeth says, it doesn’t make any sense, and Sam says she has one more lead to follow up on. If she gets results, she’ll be in touch ASAP. Finn says he really appreciates it, and Sam tells him, good luck, and leaves. Martin says, shall we? and Finn says, no time like the present. Let’s do this.

Spencer asks the bellhop for a converter because his phone died, and the bellhop leaves. Trina says, that accent is to die for, and Spencer says, mine or his? She says, his. Spencer’s is decent though. Spencer says, moi? Blah-blah-blah Française? (I took two years of French and still know nothing but how Jean Paul and Pierre pack a suitcase and how to curse someone out.) She says, mais oui, and that’s about as much as she knows. Thank God for the translator app though. He says she doesn’t have to rely on a translator app. He’s happy to give her French lessons. She says, he’s going to teach her, huh? and he clicks on the remote, turning on some music. He says, to start, and speaks French like Gomez Addams as he kisses her neck. They work their way over to the bed and get busy.

Jordan asks if the Toronto authorities have been notified, and Chase says, they have, but there’s another way. Dante has met Esme’s former nanny. They can reach out to her. Keep things nice and clean. That is, if the department can spare them. She says, absolutely. She’ll make arrangements with their superior. She does know it’s his brother’s trial today, so if he wants her to send someone else with Dante… He says he’ll go, and she asks if he’s sure. He says, Finn understands that this is important. She says, okay. Good luck and keep her posted. He says, copy that, and leaves.

Laura says, Anna looks shocked, and Anna says, because she is. Laura says, the PCPD has been without an active Commissioner for months now. It’s been chaotic and confusing. It may even be part of the reason Esme was able to slip between the cracks. (Huh?) Anna says she thought Mac was doing an excellent job, and Laura says, he is, but not only has he made it very clear he’s not interested in the position full-time. He’s been out of the country for she doesn’t even know how long now. The department needs stability and Anna could provide that. Anna says, Laura… but Laura says, just hear her out. Next to Jordan, who’s made it very clear to her that she’s happy in her new role as the Deputy Mayor, Anna is the next, most qualified candidate. Anna says, and the most controversial. Forget about her public humiliation. What about what happened with Laura’s granddaughter? Laura says she doesn’t blame Anna for that, and Anna says she shot a child. Laura says, but she was being manipulated by her former director, Brennan. And on top of that, Valentin chose to keep her completely in the dark about what was going on with Charlotte. This was a horrible accident, but it’s one that doesn’t change the fact that she believes Port Charles would be safer under Anna’s leadership. Jordan comes over and says, and for what it’s worth (🍷), she agrees 1000%. Anna says, they have no idea what this means to her, but she’s sorry. She can’t. What happened with Charlotte makes her feel like she’s not ready. She doesn’t deserve the badge. Laura says she understands what Anna is going through, but she’s asking Anna to take some time to consider this offer. Laura sees Portia coming their way, and asks if she’s heard anything about Doc. Is he going to be okay?

The bailiff says, all rise. The honorable Judge Arnold presiding. The judge tells them, be seated, and Elizabeth mouths I love you to Finn, who winks at her.

Portia says she just spoke with Doc’s doctors and they’re still running some tests, but they’re cautiously optimistic that his prognosis will be good. She’ll know more when he wakes up. Laura says, thank God, and Portia says, if Laura hadn’t found him when she did, this could be an entirely different conversation. Laura says she doesn’t want to think about that, and thanks Portia for keeping her in the loop. Portia says, of course (🍷), and Anna says, that’s great news, hugging Laura. She’s sorry. She’s late for a phlebotomy treatment, so she has to go. She’ll catch up with Laura later. She says goodbye to them and leaves. Jordan says she has to go as well, but asks Laura to let her know if she needs anything. They hug and Jordan says she’s really glad Doc is going to be okay. She leaves, and Portia asks if Laura has heard from Spencer at all. Laura says she hasn’t. She’s a little surprised since she thinks she may have sounded a little frantic in her message, but maybe his plane hasn’t landed yet. Portia says she tracked the flight; it landed. Maybe she should call Trina again. Laura says, don’t bother. Esme is in Canada and Doc is out of the woods. Spencer will call her when he calls her. Let them have a good time. Portia says, they’re in Paris. How could they not be?

Basking in the afterglow, Trina kisses Spencer, and he says, champagne toast? He gets out of bed and takes out the bottle of champagne. He says, it’s a good year, and starts to unwrap the foil, when the bellhop walks in. They don’t knock in Paris?

Diane says, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the name Hamilton Finn – Dr. Hamilton Finn – may be all over the docket in this case, but make no mistake, the story belongs to Dennis Muldoon, deceased husband of the plaintiff. You’re going to hear how Dennis Muldoon sought the help of a trusted doctor in his time of need, and how that doctor, through sheer negligence, failed to order a test which could have caught the cancer in time. This story is by no means uncommon. Medical practitioners make mistakes all the time. Which is why it is of the upmost importance that we hold them accountable. Not just for the error itself, but for the birthdays, weddings, graduations, everything that Dennis Muldoon will now sadly, tragically have to miss. She indicates the grieving widow.

Martin says, I can, and will, prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Dr. Hamilton Finn did encourage Dennis Muldoon to follow up with further testing, and that far from being in error with medical negligence, this was an error of personal responsibility… as tragic as that may be.

Ava asks if they’re saying the same person that killed Austin shot Curtis, and Brick says, in a botched attempt to assassinate Sonny. Sonny asks if Brick thinks this theory has anything to do with the anonymous bid on Windymere. Can Ava do him a favor? Can she give Brick all the information she has? She says, on the shell corporation. She doesn’t have much, but she’ll get what she has. She leaves, and Sonny says he wants Brick to coordinate with Dex as far as stepping up surveillance. Brick says, all the usual suspects? and Sonny says, Carly, the kids, Olivia, and now Ava because she’s in the middle of all this. Brick says he’s on it, but he doesn’t have a question. Does Nina get added to that list?

Sitting with Nina, Valentin asks if she’s all right, and she says she’s pretty sure she lost her husband and her daughter. And the final kicker is, Drew and Carly want to take everything else from her too. He says, otherwise okay? and she laughs. She says she brought it on herself, right? At least that’s what everyone tells her. He says, she may be down, but at least she’s not down for the count. So what’s the plan? She says, for what? and he says, for taking back what’s yours.

Averting his eyes, the bellhop tells Spencer that he’s very sorry. He knocked on the door and there was no answer. He assumed they’d stepped out. He holds out a bag, and Spencer takes it, thanking him. The bellhop says, his converter, and leaves. Trina says, if he’d shown up a few minutes earlier, he would have gotten quite the show. She asks for his phone to charge it, and tells him to open up the champagne. He asks if she heard the bellhop knock, and she says, in all fairness, they could have put up the Do Not Disturb sign. He says, that would have kind of killed the romantic flow, and she says, option A, take a two-second break from making out, or option B, getting caught by the bellhop in your underwear. He says, fine. Next time, they’ll put up the Do Not Disturb sign. She says, there’s going to be a next time? and he says, oh yeah. And a next time, and a next time, and a next time… He kisses her with each next time. He sees the turtle dove sticking out of her purse, and he says, she brought it with her? She says, there might be weekends where he’s going to be back home, and she’ll be here. It’ll be like they’re still together. That’s what this thing is for, isn’t it? He says, it sure is. That’s pretty cute. He takes the other turtle dove out of his bag, and she says, he has his with him. He says he takes it with him everywhere he goes. Once he gets his apartment here, it will have a permanent place on his bedside table. He kisses her and his phone dings. He looks at it and says, his grandmother left him a voicemail.

Brick says he doesn’t mean to bring up a tough subject, but he doesn’t know where Sonny and Nina stand right now. Sonny says, she’s his wife legally, so she’s going to be a potential target, and Brick says he’ll make sure to keep eyes on her. Ava comes back and says she made copies for Brick. This is it. She gives him a folder, and Brick says he’ll look into it. He tells Sonny to let him know if he needs anything, they shake hands, and Brick leaves. Ava asks how seriously she needs to take this. Stay vigilant or complete lockdown? He says, they’re not there yet, and she says, thank God. Because nothing good can come of them stuck in this penthouse. On that note, what does he say they get out of here?

Nina asks if Valentin thinks she has a leg to stand on, and he says he thinks she has two gorgeous legs to stand on. (BA-DUM-CHH!) She’s Nina Reeves for God’s sake. She built Crimson into the empire it is today. He can’t imagine her advertisers and top designers are thrilled with what Drew has decided. She says, it doesn’t matter, but he says, of course (🍷) it matters. She says she doesn’t have any recourse, and he says, how about if she gives him a number. How much would it cost to create a rival publication and poach every top staffer at Crimson that would give Drew and Carly a fighting chance at success?

Diane asks Mrs. Muldoon if she ever got a sense that there were any health concerns prior to this diagnosis, but Mrs. Muldoon says, no. They were shocked when they learned he had Stage IV cancer. He seemed totally fine. It’s like they blinked, and he was gone. Diane says, the doctors who took care of her husband in hospice, were they able to provide any insight? and she says, they told her any physician who would have run even the most basic tests would have seen the cancer. If only someone had. She looks at Finn and says, a few months would have made the difference. Her children would still have a father. Martin says, objection, your honor. That calls for speculation. Diane says, Mrs. Muldoon’s testimony will be corroborated by Dennis Muldoon’s oncologist, but Judge Arnold says, then they’ll hear it when he or she takes the stand. Sustained. Diane says, no further questions, and the judge says, Martin’s witness. Martin says he’d just like to start by saying how sorry they all are for her loss. She thanks him, and he says he’d just like to know one thing. Was she there when her husband met with Dr. Hamilton Finn, when he was told he needed to go for further testing? She says, no, she was not, and he says, so her opinion on Dr. Finn’s urgency, or lack thereof, is based solely on how her husband described it to her. She says, yes, but… and he says, thank you. That’s all. No further questions. The judge says, she may step down, and Mrs. Muldoon leaves the stand. Gregory whispers, that’s it? to Martin, and Martin says, no one ever won a civil trial by ripping the grieving widow to shreds on the witness stand. The jury is right there. She has her story, we have ours. Diane says she’d like to call Dr. Hamilton Finn to the stand.

Laura puts Spencer on speaker and thanks him for calling her back. He says, of course (🍷). What’s going on? She says she has good news on both fronts. First of all, Doc is going to be okay. He says, thank God, and she says, and they’ve tracked Esme to Canada. The authorities there have the address where she’s staying, and Chase and Dante are on their way there right now. He asks what she needs from him, but she says, nothing. Just stay right where he is. She’s sort of comforted by the knowledge that there’s an entire ocean between him and Esme at the moment. Portia says, Laura is right. They’re far safer there than they would be here in Port Charles. Just let the police handle Esme. Spencer promises to look after Portia’s daughter, and she says she’s going to hold him to that. She asks for Trina, and Trina says, hey. Portia says she wants Trina to be safe. She loves her. Trina says she loves Portia too, and she will. Laura says she’ll keep them posted if she hears anything, and Spencer says, sounds good.

Nina says she didn’t agree to have lunch with Valentin to take his money, but he says she wouldn’t be taking it. He’d be investing it – in her. With her prowess, and the help of her editors and advertisers, he thinks any new publication she launched would bury anything Drew and Carly could cook up at Crimson. They don’t know publishing and she does. Sometimes the best revenge is good business. She says, if she does this… He says, she’s considering it, and she says, maybe. If she does this, this war with Carly will only escalate until one of them surrenders. He lifts his glass and says, to it not being you. They clink glasses, when Sonny walks in with Ava.

Brick says, he’s got to admit, he didn’t think the hospital is where his meeting with Jordan would take place, and she says, if he gives her something she can use, maybe she’ll give him an upgrade. He says he can dream, and she asks if he traced the number that called her. He says he went through some backchannels, which he’s guessing is why she reached out to him in the first place. The call came from a burner phone, one of those prepaid deals you can get it at any gas station. She says, so it wasn’t registered, and he says, hold on. The phone pinged a cell tower a stone’s throw away from Pentenville the night the call came in. No residents or roads nearby. She says, Pentenville, and he says, they know better than anyone how to smuggle phones in. She thanks him, and he says, no sweat. He starts to leave, but comes back and says he hasn’t lost her number. He hopes she’s not going to lose his. She rolls her eyes as he leaves.

Diane asks how long Finn has been a department head at General Hospital, and he says, seven years and eleven months. She says, that’s a long time. And in that time, he found a cure for Blackwood’s disease, which was ravaging certain oceanic regions. Is she correct? Finn says, that is correct, and she says, that’s quite a feat, to use deductive reasoning and applied science to find a cure. Finn says, it’s part of the job, and she says, it is. So what went wrong on the day Dennis Muldoon came to visit him? Martin says, objection, and Diane says she’ll rephrase. How did Finn not catch the Stage IV cancer that other doctors insist would have been blatantly obvious at that time? Finn says he’s an infectious disease specialist. Mr. Muldoon came to see him for treatment for a tapeworm, which he had. However, Finn knew something else was wrong, so he suggested Muldoon have some more tests run. Diane asks if there was any urgency to this suggestion, a bit of a warning that he might be dealing with something more serious, perhaps life threatening. Finn says he recommended Muldoon have further tests run. He doesn’t recall the level to which he stressed urgency. Diane says, so it’s his contention that another infectious disease specialist couldn’t have deduced that cancer was at play, but Finn says he can’t speculate on other doctors, and her statement does not equate to malpractice. Diane says, even if he wasn’t at the top of his game, shall they say? and he says he doesn’t know what that means. She asks if he was suspended from General Hospital six years ago, and Finn says he was. She says, care to tell the court why? and Martin says, objection. Medical privacy. Diane says, withdrawn. Would Finn agree that a doctor at the top of his game could have suspected cancer? Could have ordered the proper tests and could have conveyed to Mr. Muldoon the gravity of his situation? Finn tells her, like he said he can’t speculate… She says, yes or no will suffice, and he says, the expectation that a doctor in another field could immediately catch everything wrong with a patient is not only unreasonable, it’s completely absurd. He did what needed to be done on the day. (Apparently, Finn forgot the number one rule here.) Diane says, just what needed to be done, and Finn tells her, that’s not what he said. She says, no further questions. Martin asks if Finn ever told Dennis Muldoon that a tapeworm wasn’t the only cause of his symptoms, and Finn says, no. Martin says, and did he in fact advise Muldoon that further tests were necessary to achieve an accurate diagnosis, and Finn says, yes. Martin asks if he took that advice, and Finn says, no, he did not. Martin says, so conveyed urgency aside, does he as a physician have the authority to compel a patient to undergo a test they do not wish to have done? and Finn says, no, he doesn’t. Martin says, no further questions, and Judge Arnold says, Finn can step down. Finn goes back to his seat, and Elizabeth says she thought Martin told them that Diane would talk about Finn’s past drug use, but Martin says, she didn’t have to. She did more damage by hanging it in the window. Finn says, and she knows it, and Martin says, up to this point, he’s kept his questioning brief because he honestly believes the facts are on Finn’s side in this case. But he has to be honest. That little tit for tat with Miss Miller just now? He doesn’t think Finn did himself any favors.

Diane thanks a doctor on the stand for his input and expertise, and says, the prosecution rests. The judge calls for a brief recess and says, court will resume at 1:45. The bailiff says, all rise, the judge leaves, and the bailiff says, the jury is excused. Sam comes in and asks how it’s going. Martin says, all is not lost, but he’s not going to lie. He could use some more help. Sam says she did some more digging and found out that several debt collectors have placed liens on the Muldoons. Finn takes an envelope from her and looks at the paperwork. He says, it looks like their house is about to be foreclosed on. Elizabeth says she thought they were wealthy, but Sam says, they’ve been cash poor for a while now. Gregory says he’s sure cancer can get expensive, and Sam says, this has actually been going on for a while. The Muldoons were heavily invested in Aurora. When the stocks went down, they pretty much lost everything. Finn says, that was eighteen months ago. Soap looks all around.

Jordan sees Anna and asks if her phlebotomy went okay, and Anna says, everything’s fine. What’s going on? Jordan says she traced the number for the source who called about the unmarked gun, and Anna asks if she has a lead on who shot Curtis. Jordan says, Sonny may have been the intended target, but she thinks Anna is still connected to this as well.

Nina tells Sonny that she heard about Ace. Is Spencer okay? He says, that’s none of her business (harsh!), and keeps walking. Ava says she got Nina’s voicemail. She’s so sorry to hear about Crimson. Call her when she gets a chance, and they’ll talk. Nina starts to respond, but Ava joins Sonny, and Nina goes back to her table. Valentin asks if she wants to go somewhere else, but she says, Phyllis told her that she’s always welcome here. She won’t be run off with her tail between her legs. He says his offer still stands. What does she say? She tells him that she says the two of them have a bad habit of bringing out the worst in each other.

Portia says she’s got some good news, and Laura says, that’s her favorite kind. Portia says, the doctors think that Doc should be waking up very soon. They’re going to be moving him to his room and Laura should be able to see him shortly after that. Laura cries and thanks her, and Portia says, Doc’s going to be okay. The kids are safe. They’re lucky, all things considered. Laura says she agrees, but if she could only stop blaming herself. Portia says, blaming herself for what? and Laura says, Esme. She knew what Esme was capable of, but Esme is her husband’s niece, she’s the mother of her grandchild. She thinks she just wanted so badly to see the good in Esme, she let it blind her to all the horrible things Esme has done that she never paid for. She did awful things to Portia’s daughter. Portia must be so angry with her.

Spencer tells Trina that he wishes he could say he was wrong, that Esme hadn’t gotten her memory back and that Ace could still be safe with her. But he guesses he did the right thing giving Ace to his father. If anyone has a knack for disappearing, it’s him. There’s no way Esme’s going to… Trina is preoccupied with her phone, and he asks what she’s doing. She says, there’s a flight back to New York in two hours. He can make it before midnight. He says, she’s telling him this because… and she says, Doc just got attacked and his brother is in danger. She appreciates him coming with her, but his family needs him now.

Sam says, looks like Muldoon has been trying to stop the bleeding for months. He even cashed out a life insurance policy to pay his bills. Martin says, before or after he saw an oncologist? and Sam says, before. Martin says, thanks to Sam, they now have one hell of a theory to present to the court, and Elizabeth says, Muldoon came to Finn on purpose. The whole malpractice suit… Finn says, it was part of his plan. Muldoon set him up.

I called it at the beginning. And I have receipts! Proof! Timelines! Screenshots! Not really. Just one message to a fellow GH watcher, but I called it pretty early on.

Spencer says, Trina heard his grandmother. Doc is on the mend, and Esme’s in Canada, and the police are on her trail. Trina says, and if any of that changes? and Spencer says, then he’ll get on a plane and go home, but she heard him promise her mother that he’d look after her, and they both know he’s on her hit list. So he thinks it’s best he keeps his word. She asks if he’s sure. Don’t stay for her. He says, of course (🍷) he’s going to stay for her. And for him, for them. Now is she ready for the best weekend of her life? She says, so ready, and he says, very good answer. He kisses her and pops the champagne cork. They kiss some more.

Portia asks why she would be angry with Laura, and Laura says, at the very least, Portia must think she’s naïve. Portia says she thinks Esme is that good of a liar, and Laura says, except Portia never believed it. Portia says she never truly bought into the idea that Esme had changed (more history revision!), but she thinks it’s a little different with her. Laura asks, why is that? and Portia says, because Esme hurt Trina in a very specific, targeted, vindictive way. It’s hard to see your child suffer like that. It leaves a mark. Laura says she’s so sorry, but Portia says, she doesn’t have to be. There’s nothing wrong with hoping someone can change, if and when they take accountability for their actions, but Esme never took accountability for anything. So right now, there’s only one path forward for her. Laura says, absolutely. Agreed. Esme must be found. Esme must be brought to trial for the things she’s done.

Toronto, Canada. Dante and Chase arrive at an apartment, where a Canadian officer stands outside the door. Dante introduces himself and Chase, and the officer says, they were told the detectives were coming. Chase says, any updates? and the officer says, they’ve been monitoring the apartment for 24 hours. No one matching the nanny’s or Prince’s description has exited. Dante says, it’s still occupied? and the officer nods. Dante thanks him for holding off while they waited for him and Chase. There’s going to be trouble. The officer knocks at the door, and Chase and Dante put their hands on their guns.

Nina says she’d be lying if she said she wasn’t tempted by Valentin’s offer, and he says, but? She says, but she has to try and control these impulses she has if she’s going to have any hope of salvaging a relationship with Willow. He says, okay, but if she changes her mind… She says she knows where to find him, and he says, they have a long history of twisting themselves in knots, pretending they’re something they aren’t for other people. She doesn’t have to do that with him. He’s on her side, no matter what. She puts her hand on his and thanks him. Sonny watches.

Sonny tells Ava that he was thinking, and she says, uh-oh. He says, there’s still a threat out there against Ava. Esme’s on the run. Maybe she should spend some time on his island. She says, the gallery is being refreshed this week. She supposes there are worse places to stay vigilant. He says he and Dex will get her settled in and make sure she’s protected. She says, okay. Because going to Puerto Rico is all about her and her safety, right? He asks, what else would it be about? and she says, maybe getting as far away from Nina as possible.

Anna says, so the call that attempted to give Jordan information on the gun came from Pentenville? and Jordan says she’s been looking into this for months and gotten nowhere. Dead end after dead end. So what’s changed in the past few weeks? Who’s new to Pentenville and knew about a shipment of unmarked guns meant to be in the Bureau’s possession? She knew she recognized that voice from somewhere, but she couldn’t put her finger on it until she overheard Anna and Laura talking. Anna says, the person who called Jordan was John Brennan.

On Monday, Portia tells Curtis that she never wants to worry about Esme Prince again; Martin tells Diane that he’d like to add someone to the witness list; and Tracy comes to the courtroom, saying that they should make the fraud public record.

👬🏻 Whole Different Brother…

It’s great how the cast is given wiggle room to do other projects. A happy employee is more likely to stick around.

💻 Not Kidding…

It’s awful how scammers get away with this stuff, but it’s also shocking to see how many people fall for it. One rule of thumb is, if you’re a 2 and they’re a 10, and you don’t know each other personally IRL, it’s not happening.

💎 Diamonds In the Rough…

Hey, she did finally get that second date.

We’ve all been there. The one that just doesn’t go as planned.

This one’s diamond should be repossessed.

🍸 Back To the Rules…

Here’s a thought. If the rest of the cast doesn’t want to film with them, replace them. Or just work with two fewer cast members. People thought Charlie Sheen and Roseanne couldn’t be replaced either.

🏊‍♀️ Awful Summer People Return…

How is this back already? It might be worth watching for the big break-up though.

⚰️ Dead Coming Soon…

The final trailer for The Ones Who Live.

https://people.com/the-walking-dead-the-ones-who-live-trailer-rick-and-michonne-search-broken-world-8550132

🐕 Bowling At Home…

You, too, can be host of your own Puppy Bowl.

https://www.dogtv.com/blog/how-to-throw-a-puppy-bowl-party-dogtvs-guide-to-tail-gating

https://wearwagrepeat.com/puppy-bowl-party/

🎋 Quotes of the Week

I’m not Dr. Phil. – Judge Marilyn Milian, People’s Court

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. – Indian Proverb

What I’ve experienced is that I can’t know the future. I can’t know if anything that I do will change what happens tomorrow. I can’t know with certainty, but what I do know is if I do nothing, nothing will change. – James Orbinski (Now if I could just figure out what the something is…)

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. – Leo Buscaglia

The healthy being craves an occasional wildness, a jolt from normality, a sharpening of the edge of appetite, his own little festival of Saturnalia, a brief excursion from his way of life.Robert MacIver

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. – Mae West

Peace is not absence of conflict; it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful means. – Ronald Reagan

If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. – Bruce Lee

The best way to learn how to enjoy life is from a dog. – Nils Sandmann

🪗 Making My Own Kind Of Music…

Come back on Monday really Tuesday for soap and whatever the future holds. Until then, stay safe, stay parking between the lines, and stay remembering that sometimes the best revenge is good business.

September 12, 2023 – Michael Pays a Visit To Sonny, Nepo Adam, His State, Salty Talk, NYC Yada Yada, Breakup In the House, Amusing Animals & Better Than Yours

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Finn, Elizabeth, and Violet walk into Charlie’s, and Violet yells, victory! Kristina says, is that so? and Violet says, Aunt Elizabeth and daddy beat Kelly’s, but Finn says, to be clear, the GH team beat the Kelly’s team. Kristina says, ooh, Carly’s gonna be mad, and Elizabeth says, 21 to 4. Chase and Sam come in, chanting PCPD! respectively, followed by Michael and Willow. Kristina says, all hail the conquering heroes. She assumes this means they won also. Chase says, it was tough, but they pulled it through, and Kristina says she guesses it wasn’t the bloodbath GH inflicted on Kelly’s. Willow says, GH did sort of wipe the floor with them, and Michael says, this, coming from the nurse. She says, head cheerleader, but she’s going to play next time. Chase says, and Kristina had better too. The fire department would have wiped the floor with them if Kristina’s sister hadn’t stepped up for her brother. Sam says, guilty as charged, and turns around, showing them that she’s wearing Dante’s jersey. Kristina says, it sounds like Game of Thrones, and Sam suggests they get this party started. Drinks on Chase? Kristina says, it’s a perfect time for that. Drinks on the house. The first round’s on her. Charlie’s supports winners. Dante comes in and says he assumes they won. Chase says, they won, all right, and Dante had nothing to do with it, but Dante says he doesn’t know about that, looking at Sam’s back.

Sonny and Nina get back to the penthouse, and Nina asks what he thinks. Good to be home? He says, it’s good to be home with her, and kisses her.

Gladys walks into Ferncliff, as Janice is telling the police, then he assaulted the doctor and took his clothes. He was already on his way out with the patient before she realized who he was. She initiated lockdown protocol, but it was already too late. They were gone. The officer asks, what were the patients’ names? and she says, Sasha Gilmore and Cody Bell.

Somewhere in a wooded area, Sasha leans on Cody as they walk. He tells her to stay with him. She’s doing great. They’re almost there. They come to a cabin, and he says, okay, Sam. Let’s see if he can find the key in the woodpile. He parks Sasha against a column and digs in the pile. He says, bingo, bringing out the key, and helps her inside. He seats her on the bed and says, we made it.

Kristina brings a Shirley Temple and some seltzers for the champions, but Finn says, that might be a bit of an overstatement, and she tells him not to be modest. Violet tells him, don’t be sad. Everyone stinks sometimes. He says, hitting is just part of the game, right? There’s also the defense. The catch he made at the fence to stop the homerun. Elizabeth says, another part is running, and Finn says, at least he made it to first. They can’t all be speed demons on the bases like her. Violet asks how she got so good, and Elizabeth says she does have three boys. There’s a lot of backyard practice, especially with Jake. Talk about a speed demon. Violet wonders where Jake is; he never showed up to the game.

Willow says, Michael’s sister is so sweet, and Michael says, she cares about Willow. Willow says she just wishes everyone wouldn’t worry so much. Her numbers are great and holding steady. It was nice to be just another person today, cheering in the bleachers. GH beat the pants off of Kelly’s. It was so much fun. It felt so normal, and nothing to do with her illness. She’s glad to forget about being sick for a while. Michael says he’s glad. He just wishes he was there to share it with her. She says, he had somewhere much more important to be.

Sam asks what they’re drinking to; their win or Sonny beating the rap? Dante says, to Sonny, and he, Chase, and Sam clink beer bottles.

Sonny asks if Nina is okay, and she says she’s really flattered he’s asking about her, but she’s not the one who was dragged through the MetroCourt by the FBI and in custody for 72 hours. He says, the worst part of him getting arrested was seeing Kristina and Wiley’s faces. They were upset, and then he saw her face and it wasn’t good. She says she was scared to death. All those agents came in there, and they looked so confident. She couldn’t help but think he was going to be convicted and spend the rest of his life in prison. He says, let’s not go down that road, but she says she can’t help it. If he would have been found guilty, they would have already had their last day together and not known it. He says he’s sorry that he scared her, but she says, he doesn’t have to be sorry. It wasn’t him; it was the FBI. He says, maybe, but maybe not entirely, and she asks what he means. He says he couldn’t tell her until now. There was no chance he was going to be convicted.

Janice says, the girl at the desk was new and thought the doctor was just taking out one of her patients for some air. Gladys asks if she just said Cody Bell took Sasha, and the officer says, and she is? She says she’s Sasha Gilmore’s mother-in-law. Her name is Gladys Corbin and she’s Sasha’s guardian. Janice starts to apologize, and Gladys asks how she could let this happen. Her daughter-in-law is so vulnerable. How could Janice let Cody take her? Janice says, they didn’t let him take her. They just got away before anyone could get to them. Gladys says, not they – he. He kidnapped her. Janice says, Sasha was leaning against Mr. Bell. She didn’t seem to be struggling with him. They don’t know if he was kidnapping her, or they were escaping together.

Sasha lies on the bed, and Cody wonders what they’ve done to her. He tells her to stay with him and pulls her into a seated position. He tells her to listen to him. That Sam really pulled through for them. That car was exactly… Sasha starts to fall over, but he says she’s got to stay with him. Does she think she could drink a little something? He tries to give her a bottle of water, but she says, no. He says, it’s just a little water, but she says, no, pushing him away. He says he’s just trying to help. She needs to hydrate. She suddenly starts screaming, get away! and scoots over to he headboard, but he says he’s not trying to hurt her. She’s safe, he promises. She has to believe him.

Dante says, it’s a first for him. He’s never seen an arraignment happen that fast. Kristina says she was so worried when the judge said, Michael Corinthos Jr., you are charged with seven counts of violating federal law. She thought her heart was going to beat through her chest. Then the FBI lawyer just stood up like it was no big deal and dropped the charges. Dante says, they withdrew the charges at this time without prejudice, and Chase says, which means they can refile the charges at any point in the future. Sam says, there can’t be much of a case if they folded immediately, and Kristina says, the most important thing is, dad is home… but not without having to jump through hoops. She feels like they should sue the FBI for what they put their family through. Isn’t there a law against harassing the public while making a false arrest? There should be. Sam says she thinks they should just be glad it’s over, and Kristina says, amen to that. She leaves, and Chase says, it is odd that the FBI would make such a public arrest if they weren’t certain about the evidence. Something doesn’t add up.

Willow tells Michael, it’s behind them now. That’s good news. He says he was so worried the FBI somehow found the footage of Sonny taking the delivery from Pikeman, and she says, but they didn’t. He says, but they could have, and it would have been on him, but she tells him to stop beating himself up. He chose not to give over the evidence. He says he still paid Dex to get it; to spy on Sonny and record his business dealings. He wanted to take his father down. He’s so glad she convinced him not to do it. Can she imagine if he’d used that footage to get Sonny convicted? How could he ever face his family again? He let his self-righteous anger take over. She says, he felt betrayed by Sonny. She doesn’t like what he did, but it didn’t come out of nowhere. He says he doesn’t want his father to go to prison.

First of all, what did this Michael do with the other Michael? And secondly, not one person has thought, if the footage from the destroyed flashdrive was what caused the arrest, why wasn’t Sonny being arrested for that crime? Just asking.

Elizabeth tells Violet that Jake texted he was detained, but he’d meet them later, and Violet asks, what’s detained? Elizabeth says, it’s when something suddenly comes up and it makes you late, and Jake walks in with Charlotte. Violet says, there he is, and Charlotte’s with him. Finn says, at least they know what detained him.

Nina asks what made Sonny sure that he wouldn’t be convicted. Some of his business dealings are certainly illegal. What made him think the FBI couldn’t make a case? He says, you know the raid on the docks? When he was being hauled in, the FBI was seizing a shipment he was making, and busted a lot of his men, including Gabe. What they thought they were going to find was contraband weapons, and what they found was a shipment of shade grown Costa Rican coffee beans. She says, coffee beans, and he says, the finest. She says, so the FBI go to the docks and expect to find contraband weapons and they find coffee beans? She’s surprised the FBI would make such a big mistake, and I’m surprised not one person has laughed when Sonny has told them. He says he’s sure somebody must have given them bad information, and she asks, who gave them the bad information? He says, somebody who thought it was legit, and she asks if he’s saying he set up the FBI.

Sasha drops down to the floor and scoots to the wall, and Cody says, it’s him. It’s Cody. She begs him not to hurt her, but he says he’s not going to hurt her. He’s not Montague. He’s Cody. Look at him. She says, Cody, and he says he’s here. She asks where they are, and he says, they’re safe. Remember? They were at the hospital. He helps her up, and they sit on the bed. He says, the doctor came in just as they were getting ready to go, but they got away. Don’t worry. Montague is never going to hurt her again. No one’s ever going to touch her again. That’s a promise, but right now, she has to take a sip of water. Please. She says she can’t, but he says, whatever Montague pumped into her is starting to fade. She needs to drink something. She says, no, please, but he says, she’s going through withdrawal. She says, it hurts, and he says he knows. She’s going to have to push through that though. She says, it’s too much, but he says, don’t let Montague’s poison win. She’s going through detox right now and has to sip some of this water. She screeches that she can’t, but he says, she can. He’s right here. He’s with her. She can do this. She says she can’t, and he says, listen to him. Focus. The pain is going to ease, but right now, she has to fight to live. She screams that she doesn’t want to fight anymore, but he says she has to. If she’s not going to do it for herself, do it for Brando. Do it for Liam.

Jake brings Charlotte over to the table and says, sorry he missed the game. Elizabeth says, they missed him, but despite his absence, they still won, and Violet says, Charlotte looks so pretty. Charlotte thanks her, and Violet asks if that’s why Jake didn’t come to the game. Was he with Charlotte? Charlotte says, they were at Kelly’s, and Violet asks if they were on a date. I swear Jake is blushing.

Kristina tells Dante that she thinks it’s really cool he showed up for dad today despite being a cop. Not that she would expect anything less. Dante thanks her, and says, Sonny is his father. Cop or no cop, there’s nowhere else he would have been. Chase says, Kris is right. Dante took a chance standing by Sonny. He likes to think if his dad was going through something, he’d stand by him the same way. I guess we’ll find out soon enough.

Michael asks if Willow will be okay if he takes off for an hour or so, and she says, absolutely. He says, there’s something he’s got to take care of, kisses her, and leaves.

Outside Charlie’s on the phone, Willow says she misses Wiley. She’s glad he enjoyed the game. Someday that will be him sliding into home base… Whatever team he wants to be on. That’s for him to decide… She knows Olivia told him about Grandpa Sonny’s trial… Yes, daddy was very happy… They’ll see him soon… She loves him too.

Elizabeth suggests they get some sodas or lunch if they’re hungry, but Charlotte says she’s not sure she could eat any more. Jake says, they could definitely use some sodas, and they head for the bar. Violet is about to follow, but Finn stops her and asks where she’s going. She says she wants to hear about the date, and Finn asks if she wouldn’t rather talk to her Uncle Chase. She could tell him about Finn’s spectacular catch. She says, it wasn’t that spectacular, and he thanks her. Violet goes over to Chase, and Finn says, so, Jake and Charlotte Cassadine. Elizabeth says, this is the first she’s hearing about it, and he says, at least she knows what stuff he needed to do. She tells him, stop it. They’re awfully young. He says, it kind of looks like they’re on the slow boat. He wouldn’t worry about it getting heavy. She asks if that’s what he’s going to say when Violet is Jake’s age, and he says he can’t imagine Violet’s first date. She says, imagine it, because it’s going to happen sooner or later, and he says, later. Much, much later.

Chase tells Violet, Sam is the real hero for the PCPD team. Without her, they would have completely been left in the dust. Violet says, just like Aunt Elizabeth.

Finn tells Elizabeth, time goes by so fast. He’s looking at Chase, and he doesn’t know about dad. He’s glad. It gives him an extra moment to be happy. Elizabeth says, Finn should do the same. Look at all the joy around them. And doesn’t he want to bask in his spectacular catch as long as he can? He laughs.

Sasha asks what Cody knows about Brando and Liam. He has no right to use them against her. He says he knows she loved them. He knows their memories mean something to her. He knows she’d want to honor them instead of disgracing their memories like this. She says, how dare he? and he says he also knows they would want her to fight. She cries, and he says, she’s so strong. Think about all she’s survived. She needs to stay strong in order to get through this. She tells Cody, Brando said she was strong too, and Cody says, he was right. She says, he was strong, and what did it get him? Every person she’s ever loved, Brando, Liam… they’re gone. She barely even remembers her mother. Her grandmother showed her pictures, the facts and the dates, but it’s just another story. Everyone fades. She looks around and doesn’t even know where she belongs anymore. She wouldn’t have even come to Port Charles if it wasn’t to get the money for her grandmother. There’s nothing left for her here. He says, there are people who love her here. Live for them. She says, she has nobody left, but he says, she has him.

Sonny tells Nina that he didn’t plan to set the FBI up. It just happened. The target was someone else. He knew they were digging around, asking questions, and he knew they weren’t going to stop. So he let them steal what they thought they were going to find. She says, it’s not what they really wanted, and he says, nope. She says, and they didn’t know that, and he says he had Brick dummy up something that wasn’t real, and that’s what they gave to the FBI. She says she doesn’t suppose he’s going to tell her who that someone else is, and he says he doesn’t know who that someone else is, but he’s going to find out. The first plan was to just smoke them out, see what they thought of the phony intel. It was a risk, because if they came sniffing around, there was a chance he’d be in custody. But that was a chance he was willing to take. She says, Krissy and Wiley, and he says he wishes he could have told them this before, but she says she gets it. He says he can’t tell her that he won’t do it again. It’s the reality of his life. Nina tells him to stop torturing himself. She knew what she was getting into, the good and the bad, when he asked her to marry him. And she loves all of him. There are no regrets. She’s ready to share her life with his and all of its complications. If there’s anything she worries about, it’s a small price to pay for the happiness that she feels being with him. He’s about to kiss her, when there’s a knock at the door. He says, what? and Frank says, his son’s here to see him. Sonny says, let him in. He thought Dante was meeting with Sam. Michael walks in, and says, hey, dad.

Nina asks if she can get Michael anything, but he says he’s fine. He didn’t get a chance to talk to Sonny in the courtroom. Sonny says, that’s okay. He didn’t expect it. Michael says he just wanted to tell Sonny how happy he is the charges were dropped against him, and that he wasn’t alone in the courtroom. He had a lot of support. Nina says, that included Michael, and they were both very grateful for that. Nina’s phone dings, and she sees a text from Gladys: Have to see u! 911! Meet me outside, in back. Nina says she just remembered something she had to do and asks them to excuse her. She leaves, and Michael says, she got out of here pretty quick. She probably wanted to give them some time alone. Sonny shrugs and says, probably, and Michael says he’s glad. There’s something he needs to tell Sonny.

Dante brings the empties to the bar, and says he saved Kristina a trip. She thanks him and says she’s so relieved about dad. Everyone really rallied around him; even Michael came. She thought she was going to cry when she saw the look on dad’s face. Dante tells her, Michael loves Sonny, despite what he says sometimes, and she says, they weren’t too sure about that when Dante showed up at his office, accusing him of the arrest. Dante says he went in there all fired up, but he guesses he was wrong, and she says, hopefully they can just focus on mending their family now. She knows that’s what Nina wants. He says he’s not the one she has to convince, and she says she thinks Michael is going to see how good Nina is for dad. Nina brought her back from the edge a couple of times. She doesn’t know how, but Nina just pulled through. Maybe this is going to be a good omen for them. Maybe now they can just be happy together.

Chase asks if Finn slacked on his softball team. Violet tipped him off. Elizabeth says, they didn’t have a whole lot of time this year for spring training, but Chase says, she seemed to hold her own pretty well. Finn says, just wait until the PCPD plays GH, and Chase says, trust him. He’s counting down the days. Chase’s phone rings, and he says, it’s work, and steps away to take the call.

Violet tells Willow that Jake missed the game, then showed up here with Charlotte. She thinks they’re on a date. Willow asks if she’s sure it’s a date, and Violet says she wanted to ask, but daddy sent her over here. She humored him, but now she’s going to find out everything she can. Willow says she’s not sure that’s a good idea. When two people are on a date, especially if it’s a first date, it’s probably best not to bug them. Violet asks, why?

Dante meets Chase outside, and asks, what’s going on? Chase says, that was dispatch. There’s an APB out on two patients who escaped from Ferncliff. Dante says, Sasha Gilmore and Cody Bell.

Cody thanks Sasha for trying to drink some water and asks how she’s feeling. She says, not good, and he suggests she try drinking just a little bit more. He puts a blanket around her shoulders, and she asks why he’s here. Everybody else has left her, but not him. He says he’s not planning on leaving her. As long as she keeps fighting, he’ll be here alongside her.

Nina goes outside, and asks Gladys, what’s going on? What’s the emergency? Did something happen to Sasha? Gladys says, Sasha’s been kidnapped.

Michael tells Sonny that he left right after the judge dismissed the charges. It was too much for him. Too many thoughts swirling in his head. He doesn’t even know what he was thinking. It’s like he was at war with himself. He had to get out of there. He’s sorry. Sonny says, he doesn’t have to be sorry for anything. The fact that Michael was there meant everything to him. Actually, he didn’t expect it. Michael says he knows, and that’s the worst part.

Charlotte asks if Jake is sorry he missed the game, but he says, no. Is she? Did she want to go? She says she’ll catch the next one. She wants to hear more about his drawing. She’s not much of an artist, but she loves to write. She thought it would be cool to do a graphic novel. Maybe he could do some of the drawings and she could write the story? He says he could do that, and she says, but it can’t be lame like every other superhero thing. He says, no, and she says she was looking at these cool cards the other day and was thinking it would be cool to do a Middle Ages thing. He says, that could work.

Willow says, Violet knows how she doesn’t want the boys around when she’s playing dress-up or doing something very girly, but Violet says she doesn’t mind the boys being around. Willow says, well, sometimes people can get shy. What if Jake and Charlotte feel that way? She thinks it’s best to respect their privacy. Violet thinks for a moment and says, if they wanted to be private, why did they come to a restaurant?

Finn tells Elizabeth, poor Willow. Look at that glazed over look on her face. She says, Violet is just asking questions non-stop, and he says, maybe it’s better her talking to Willow than critiquing his softball performance. She says, come on, he loves it, and he says, yes, he does. She says, when he lets himself have fun, he’s actually pretty good at it.

Dante and Sam walk into their apartment, and Sam asks why they had to leave Charlie’s so quickly. Dante says, the station called Chase. They put out an APB. Cody and Sasha broke out of Ferncliff, but she knew that was going to happen, didn’t she?

Sasha says she stabbed Cody, yet still, he’s here. Why would he help her after she hurt him? He says, it wasn’t her. It was the drugs. She thought he was Cyrus Renault; it was a hallucination. She asks where they are, and he says, some place that Sam found for them. Sam helped him get in to see her, and she arranged for a car and this cabin, so they’d have a safe place to come after they broke out of Ferncliff. Sasha gets agitated, and he tells her, it’s okay. She’s safe now. She’s free. She’s free from everything Dr. Montague did to her, and he promises she’ll never have to go through anything like that again. She says she’s… and he says he gets it. Right now, she needs her rest. Does she think she can sleep? She nods, and he says he’ll be here by her side the whole time. No one’s going to hurt her. Not while he’s here. He promises.

Nina says, Sasha was kidnapped? What is Gladys talking about? Gladys says she went to Ferncliff to check on Sasha’s release, fill out any paperwork, and smooth the way to take her home. But as she drove in, she saw a cop car. Then when she got up to Sasha’s floor, a nurse is giving a statement saying that Sasha’s been kidnapped by Cody Bell.

Violet goes back to her table, and Kristina brings Willow a refill. Willow thanks her, and says she also wants to tell Kristina how relieved she is that the charges against Sonny were dropped. Kristina says, Willow has no idea. She was so relieved. She’s been pretty wound up about it, but it’s like a weight finally lifted and she can breathe again. Willow says, it was so horrible seeing those agents storm in and surround Sonny like that, and Kristina says she didn’t know what to do. Willow says, she sure seemed to know. She was right up in their faces. Kristina says, something kind of took over. It was crazy. They were there just about to grab her dad, and she wanted to do anything she could to protect him. She just wanted it to stop. Thank God Michael was there. Where is her brother? Willow says, Michael had to leave for a little while.

Sonny asks what Michael meant when he said, that’s the worst part, and Michael says, the fact that things have gotten so bad between them, Sonny wouldn’t even expect him to show up at his trial. It’s like he’s been walking this path, and suddenly, he doesn’t recognize his own footprints. (Nice!) Sonny says, Michael has every right to feel how he wants to feel. He knows he let Michael down. Michael says, that’s just it. People let people down. (I nod sagely.) That doesn’t mean you have to destroy them. Sonny says, it’s not like Michael to be talking about destroying people, and Michael says, not destroying people, destroying him. He was furious with Sonny. Ever since he was little, he always knew there was something different about them. When things got dangerous, Sonny sent them to the island. But they had no idea what the danger was or why it would suddenly appear, just that Sonny and mom were worried. So he and Morgan created games and stories. Like one time they pretended the island was Never Never Land, and they were there because Captain Hook was coming. They had swords and they’d run around the cove pretending to be Sonny’s guards. Sonny says, Morgan had a sword named Spiker. Remember that? They laugh, and Michael says, Morgan wanted to sleep with it, but mom wouldn’t let him. She said, the best place for swords was next to the bed. Sonny says, not in the bed, and Michael says he thinks they always knew why there were real guards around them all the time. And certainly by high school, they knew Corinthos Coffee wasn’t his only business. By then, he also knew one of the threats was the police, and he saw Sonny escape the law time and time again. Sonny asks what Michael came here to tell him. You know he must be thinking Michael got the flashdrive with the fake stuff on it.

Dante tells Sam, apparently, Cody jumped the doctor, stole his clothes, grabbed Sasha, and then got out of there before they locked the place down. She says, oh my God, and he says, and get this. When they got out of the building, they didn’t escape on foot. There was a car waiting for them with the keys still in it. When she plans a breakout, she plans a breakout. She asks what he wants her to say, and he says, nothing he guesses. He just hopes everything works out okay, and Cody and Sasha are safe.

Kristina says, Michael had to leave for a little while? and asks Willow, where’d he go? Willow says, he had an errand to run, and Kristina says, at this hour? Willow says she thinks she has an idea what it was and if she’s right, it’s long overdue.

Michael tells Sonny, there were times he found himself wishing Sonny would be prosecuted and convicted. He would tell himself that it was about justice, but really it was about making Sonny pay for their family falling apart. Sonny says he understands, but Michael says, he couldn’t possibly. He found himself standing there in the courtroom and realizing that the last thing he wants is for Sonny to be sent to prison. For Kristina, for Dante, for the girls, and also because Sonny is his father. He doesn’t want Sonny behind bars and doesn’t want him to suffer. And he doesn’t want to be angry with Sonny anymore. It’s exhausting. This resentment he’s been holding on to is turning him into someone he doesn’t want to be, especially with his family. The family he almost lost. He just wanted to tell Sonny that he’s very happy Sonny beat the charges. Sonny says, Michael didn’t have to tell him all that, but he appreciates it. It means a lot. He just wants Michael to know that no matter what, Michael is his son, and he loves him. Michael says he loves Sonny too, and I wait for the hug, but there isn’t one, and Michael leaves.

Nina asks Gladys, why would Cody Bell, of all people, kidnap Sasha? and Gladys says, he’s tried it once before. Probably to get revenge for her stabbing him. She had to file a restraining order to stop him. Nina says, this is the first she’s hearing about this, and Gladys says, because she did everything to protect Sasha from Cody. But he lied his way into Ferncliff, pretending to be a patient. Nina asks, how could he pretend to be a patient at Ferncliff? and Gladys says she doesn’t know. That’s what the nurse told the cops. She said, Cody grabbed Sasha and ran out with her. Nina says, Gladys told her that Sasha was trapped in Ferncliff, right? Gladys told her that Sasha’s doctor was keeping her there. Gladys had to pay ransom to get her out. How does she know Sasha didn’t just leave with Cody willingly? Maybe Cody went there not to kidnap her for revenge, but to rescue her. Gladys says, no. Cody is a thief and a liar. All he cares about is money. She thinks he was working with the doctor, following his orders when he took Sasha. Now Sasha’s in more danger than ever.

Sasha lies under the blanket and reaches over to hold Cody’s hand. She closes her eyes.

Tomorrow, Maxie asks if Brook’s learned nothing; Tracy asks if Lucy came to discuss the case, or does she want to make a deal; Mac says he assumes the FBI guy is here to discuss Sonny’s case; and Sam tells Dante, this could be the smoking gun.

💻 Returning Student…

I don’t see Josslyn ditching Dex for this guy. Although I could see Dex dumping her. She just seems to immature for him.

In case you forgot.

🎤 No Interviews Please…

We’ll just forget that he was once Todd. Although mini kudos to OLTL for throwing him a save toward the end.

🧂 Adding Some Salt…

I had to watch this one because, Trixie Mattel and the Trixie Motel. Love them both.

https://people.com/rhoslc-recap-monica-garcia-reveals-affair-led-to-excommunication-mormon-church-7968402

What’s in a tag?

https://people.com/the-real-housewives-of-salt-lake-city-season-4-taglines-exclusive-7968376

🗽 Back In the New York Groove…

There’s a reason this season can’t find an audience. These women are the worst. Okay, maybe not the worst, but they’re definitely contenders. For sure it’s not fresh as promised.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/rhony-episode-9-recap-the-casts-emotional-rollercoaster-is-off-the-rails

The only decent Housewife on the show.

https://collider.com/rhony-season-14-jenna-health-issues/

💍 Oh Those Summer Nights…

Not that you need to know anything more about these awful people, but I have to guiltily admit, I’m looking forward to seeing the breakup play out. There’s got to be more to this story.

https://ew.com/tv/summer-house-lindsay-hubbard-carl-radke-call-off-engagement-cancel-wedding/

🦥 You Can Still Haz Cheezburger…

Lots of animal amusement here.

https://animalcomedy.cheezburger.com/

🧬 We Are The AI…

Stop in tomorrow for soap and trash talking the Tres Amigas. Until then, stay safe, stay asking before you bring a plus-one, and stay not holding on to resentment or you might turn into someone you don’t want to be.

September 8, 2023 – Cody Confronts Montague, Hot Hospital, Sisters, Arriving Soon, No Salt, VanderShare, Next House, Her Life, Best In Song, Daryl Talk, Reality Pets (!), Six Quick Quotes Plus One & Stand

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

On the phone at the MetroCourt, Nina asks if Gladys has any information for her… Then why is she calling?… She’s at the MetroCourt. She has to be here until Sonny’s hearing. She wants Gladys to listen to this. If Sasha is not home first thing tomorrow morning, she’s going to Ferncliff to find out why. Goodbye. She looks over and sees Anna at one of the tables.

Also on the phone, Anna says, there has to be something they can do… They’re saying they can’t tell her who owns this vacant house?… All right. Thank you. Nina approaches the table and says, Sonny’s hearing is today. Anna says she knows, and Nina says, Anna has so many connections, she was just wondering if she has any information on what’s going to happen to Sonny.

Carrying his guitar, Ned/Eddie walks into a music studio with Olivia and Leo. He says he can’t believe Sonny came through for him like this, and Olivia says, Sonny is many things, but he’s always a man of his word. Leo asks if they’re here, and Ned says, they’re getting closer. Olivia asks if he’s ready, and Ned says, it’s been a while. He kind of feels like he’s trying to reclaim an ancient treasure. Leo asks if it’s a treasure hunt, and Olivia says, in a way. Leo says he loves treasure hunts, and Ned says, hopefully, he’ll like what they find. Is he ready to go make some music? Leo says, yes! and Ned says, let’s go. They walk into the studio.

Worst righthand man ever Dex sits at the pier, and Josslyn asks if he’s okay. He says he screwed up, and Sonny could spend the rest of his life in prison because of him.

Anna says she’s so sorry. This has got to be so concerning to Nina, but she doesn’t have any information about Sonny. Nina says, there has to be something Anna can do. Can’t she help Diane with this case? Anna says she can’t. It’s a criminal matter, not a personal one. There’s nothing she can do. Nina says, it feels personal. Someone set Sonny up. Anna says, that’s a possibility, and Nina wonders if it’s the person who shot at him at the MetroCourt. Anna says she doesn’t know that bullet was meant for Sonny, when Ava joins them and says, that bullet was probably meant for one of them, right? It hit Curtis; the poor man’s in a wheelchair.

Portia tells Curtis that she shouldn’t be too long. She has to go to GH to pick something up. Then she thought she’d pick up some wings from Charlie’s Pub. He says, sounds good, and she says she’ll be back soon. She leaves, and Marshall comes out. He says he has to head over to The Savoy. He needs to check on these numbers. He hopes he didn’t screw something up. Curtis is sure he didn’t, but he knows it can get confusing. Marshall says, it’s harder when you’re confused to begin with, and calls to Portia, but Curtis says, she took off for GH. Marshall says, this isn’t so important it can’t wait, and Curtis says, they have to stop doing this.

Dr. Montague asks, what the hell is going on in here? And what is Cody doing here? Cody says, he’s Sasha’s psychiatrist? Of course (🍷) he is, because he’s Gladys’s pal. That’s the connection. Montague met Gladys at The Savoy in the back room at Selina Wu’s poker game. That’s where all this started, huh? You son of a bitch.

Ned tells Olivia, this producer Sonny hired is one of the best. He’s lucky to be working with him. She says she’s glad he thinks so, and he says, when Sonny mentioned this, he thought Sonny was just telling him what he wanted to hear to keep him around town. Olivia says, Sonny doesn’t do that. He’s here because Sonny knows how good he is. Ned suggests they get inside so he can thank Sonny again, but Olivia says, Sonny’s not here today. Leo asks where he is, and Ned says, his record label is paying for this recording session. After everything he’s done, he figured Sonny would be here. She says she’s sure he wanted to, but he’s got some other obligations today. Ned says, of course (🍷). Maybe he’ll make an appearance later. She says she sure hopes so.

Josslyn says, this is not Dex’s fault. If Sonny goes to prison, it’s for what Sonny did. Does he know how many times Sonny was almost caught over the years? Dex says he was the last one to have the flashdrive, but she says, it was destroyed, and he says, is she sure? They don’t know what labs are capable of putting back together. It was so stupid to throw it away in a trashcan. (Yes, it was.) She says, he couldn’t have known somebody would find it, but he says he’s been working for Sonny for a long time now. The Feds know that; the other Families know that. Any one of them could have been following him. She says, he doesn’t even know if anybody has it, and he says he goes over it again and again in his head. How could he be so careless when it came to Sonny’s freedom? She says, because of her.

Nina says, Sonny feels guilty about what happened to Curtis, and she would imagine that Anna does as well, and Ava says she only meant that… Anna says she knows what Ava meant. It’s all right. She got a very pointed message that Curtis wasn’t seeing any visitors. How is he? Ava says, Trina told her that he’s home; that he’s trying to adjust to his new life. She’s taking it very hard as well. Nina says she tried to reach out to him, but it’s not easy. Curtis has always been so active. Anna sighs and asks them to excuse her. She leaves, and Ava says she didn’t mean to upset Anna, but Nina says, they all know Ava is upset about Trina. Ava says, what about Nina? She knows Sonny’s hearing is today. How is she holding up?

Marshall asks what he did, and Curtis asks if they think because they’re whispering and giving each other signals, he hasn’t noticed that he hasn’t been alone in this house. Marshall says, they just thought Curtis might like to have somebody with him, and Curtis says he knows what they thought. He keeps being told over and over that he can get his life back to some kind of normal. Marshall wants him to go back to work at The Savoy… Marshall says he does, and Curtis says, if any of them thought he could get his life back to some kind of normal, they wouldn’t be afraid to leave him alone in his own damn house. He’s been doing fine since he’s been here. What he doesn’t want is someone watching him every minute. Marshall says, Curtis is absolutely right. Sometimes we care so much, we only think about what it is we can do for the person we love, instead of thinking about what it is that they need and want. He’ll see Curtis later. Curtis thanks him, and Marshall leaves.

Montague says, perhaps they didn’t go over the rules when Cody was admitted, so he’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. Patients aren’t allowed in each other’s rooms, and Sasha in particular is very fragile. And Cody seems quite agitated. Cody says he doesn’t buy this caring shrink act Montague is doing, not for one second. And agitated? He laughs and says, no. Try mad as hell. Because he can see exactly what’s going on here. Montague knows Gladys through Selina Wu’s card game in the backroom at The Savoy. He knew Gladys was in debt to Selina Wu. Did Gladys ask him for help when Sasha tried to end her guardianship, so she could keep control of all of Sasha’s money? Is that what he’s been doing? Has he been keeping Sasha drugged so she looks unstable? How much is Gladys paying him? Huh? How much is Gladys paying him to keep Sasha drugged?

Curtis’s doorbell rings, and he wheels himself over to answer it. He opens the door to Anna.

Leo looks around and says, wow. This is so cool. We’re going to make a song, Eddie! A man says, this is the place to do it. He’s the producer, Johnny. What’s his name? Leo tells him, and looking at Ned, Johnny says, he must be Ned Quartermaine. Ned says he’s Eddie Maine, and Johnny says he’s sorry. He could have sworn… Olivia says, there must have been a mix up in the booking. Eddie’s going to be singing. Leo says, there’s so many buttons. Does every one have a different purpose? A woman sits down and says, they do everything, except dance, and Johnny says, they’re working on it. Leo says, that would be cool, and Johnny says, this is their engineer, Kira. He introduces her to Leo and Eddie/Ned, and Leo asks what the green button does. Kira says, that’s how they talk to the booth, and Ned says he’s sure Kira would love to tell him about all these buttons after the recording session. So just sit right here, be quiet, and put his listening ears on. Leo says, okay, and Johnny asks if Olivia is singing back-up, but she says she only sings at the Nurses Ball. She’s Eddie’s… friend.

Montague says, it’s not uncommon for patients at Ferncliff to see conspiracies, when in reality, none actually exist. He’s going to confer with Cody’s doctor, and he’s going to suggest a stronger dose of medication for him. Cody says, because that’s what he’s been doing to Sasha? and Montague starts to walk to the door, but Cody says, he’s not going anywhere. Montague tells Sasha, don’t worry. This gentleman – and he uses the term loosely – is obviously just confused. Sasha asks if Cody is right. Does he know Gladys?

Nina tells Ava, Sonny doesn’t let her know anything, but she wishes she knew what was going to happen. What kind of evidence could they have? Ava says, they must have something. She doesn’t think the Feds would drag somebody into court if they didn’t have evidence. But Sonny has beaten more raps than she can count. Nina asks what she’s told Avery, and Ava says she hasn’t told Avery anything, and isn’t going to if she doesn’t have to. Nina says, that’s smart, and asks how Avery is doing. Ava says, she’s good; she’s okay. She’s happy. She’s excited Nina is marrying her daddy. Nina says, that’s sweet, and Ava says, as Nina’s friend, she needs Nina to face the reality here. Even if Sonny does get out of this, it isn’t the end. Sonny’s not going to change. This is the life he has chosen. There’s always going to be something else.

Dex says, there’s no way Josslyn has any responsibility for what happened, but she says she’s the one who wanted to use the flashdrive to put Sonny away. He says, but she didn’t, and she says, because it was destroyed. They had an argument about it, remember? She wanted to use it, and he wanted to get rid of it as quickly as possible. He says he was still careless. There was no way Josslyn was actually going to use it. He doesn’t understand. Why? She says, to help her mom, and to help him. For someone in pre-med, she’s not very bright.

Anna says she knows Curtis didn’t want to see anyone, but that was a while back, so she thought, maybe now he’s home… Can she come in? He says, of course (🍷). Can he get her something? She says, no thank you, but he says, the house has been fitted for him, so he can get her a coffee or a tea or a snack. She says she’s good; she just had lunch. She thought Portia or Trina would be here. He says, oh, she came to see Portia or Trina, but she says, no. She came to see him. She just thought… He says, she thought he would have a babysitter.

Johnny asks if Ned wants to lay down a track first and do vocals separately, but Ned says, no. He’s kind of old school. He likes playing and singing. He just wants to make this demo to get a sense of the song. Maybe play around with the arrangement. Johnny asks if he brought anything, music or lyrics, but Ned says, it’s all up here – he taps his head – and in his hands. Actually, he hasn’t completed the lyrics yet, but they’re right there and he knows they’re going to come to him any  time now. He just has to figure out how the story ends. Leo tells Kira, Eddie says songs are like a story and this one is trapped in marble, like a statue. It just has to be set free. Kira says she likes that, and Johnny says, they’re here to help any way they can. How is he feeling about the vibe? Ned says, the vibe. Just a rootsy, acoustic feel. He’s just trying to get his feet wet today. He hasn’t done this for a while. Johnn says, so he’s recorded before, and Ned says he recorded a lot, back in the day. He even had his share of groupies. Leo asks if that isn’t a fish, and Ned says, yes, and there are a lot of them in the sea. Sorry. A groupie is someone who really likes your music. Leo says, oh, a fan, and Olivia says, exactly. Ned says he played this gig years ago in Houston at The Cobra. It was a packed house. He was stone cold sober, and for some reason, that night when he walked out on stage, the whole crowd just sort of faded away. He felt like it was just him all alone, and he was singing for just one person. It was that way for the entire gig. It never happened again, but he always knew that was the best performance of his life. Johnny says, let’s make this happen. See if they can get him that feeling again. He tells Kira, let’s set up the mics, and they go into the booth. Ned tells Leo that he’s going to be playing and singing in that room, and Leo says, so there’s no bleed through. He knows that. Ned says he knows Leo knows a lot, and Leo tells him, knock ‘em dead, Eddie, and they fist bump. Ned says he’ll try, and goes in the booth. Olivia asks how Leo knew that.

Curtis tells Anna that he’s sorry. That was too easy. Please have a seat. She says she doesn’t understand, and he says, his father just left a while ago, and this is the first time he’s been allowed to be alone in his own house. As a matter of fact, he thinks it’s the first time he’s been alone anywhere since the shooting. She says, that’s kind of why she’s here actually. She wanted to come see him after the surgery, but… He says he told Portia that he didn’t want to see anyone. In fact, he was pretty harsh with her and Trina. She says she can totally understand given everything he’s been through. He knows the bullet wasn’t meant for him, right? He nods, and she tells him that she just came here to say something that she’s wanted to say since it happened. She’s really sorry. She looks close to tears.

Dex says, Josslyn wanted to help him? and she says she loves him so much, and as long as he’s working for Sonny, she’s always going to worry that one day or one night she’ll lose him forever. He says, they’ve been over this, but she says, that doesn’t make it just go away. He says he doesn’t take any unnecessary chances, but she says, he could be in custody and on his way to prison had her mom not called him and warned him. He asks if that’s why she got drunk after the concert, because she’s so worried about him, and she says she hadn’t heard from him. She was stressed out and took the easy way out. Yes, she regrets that. He says she looked like she regretted it when she came in the next morning. Does she have any idea how happy he was to see her? She says she was happy to see him too, and kisses him. She tells him, stop beating himself up over something Sonny did.

Nina says she gets what Ava is saying, but she can only focus on today. Ava says she thinks Nina should force herself to think about the future. She learned that the hard way. Nina says she’s been with complicated men before, and Ava says, that’s one word for Sonny. She assumes Nina is talking about Valentin, and Nina says, yes. Ava says, they both know you need more than one word to describe those two, and Nina says, her point is? Ava says she just wants Nina to think about what she’s doing before she does it, not after. Nina says she knows what she’s doing, and what she’s going to do is marry Sonny. And no one can stop her.

Montague says, of course (🍷) he knows Gladys. Sasha was there when he met her, when he did Sasha’s evaluation. This patient is clearly confused, and now he’s confusing her. Why doesn’t he come with her? He holds out his hand, and Cody pushes it away from Sasha. He gets in between them and says, Sasha’s not going anywhere with Montague. Montague says, that’s enough. Cody gives him no choice but to get security. He heads for the door, but Cody pushes him against it, and they fight.

Ned says, check, one, two, and Johnny asks how he feels about the levels. Ned says he could use a little more guitar in the headphones, and Johnny tells him to give them the loudest chords and they’ll check it again. Ned strums, and Olivia tells Leo that she knows it’s long, but it shouldn’t be much longer now. Leo says, it takes a few times before you get something good, and she asks if Eddie taught him that, but he says, Cody. It’ll take as long as Eddie wants it to. She says, as long as Eddie wants it to, and Ned continues to play.

Curtis says, Anna’s sorry? and she says, this wouldn’t have happened… He says, this is not her fault, but she says, someone was trying to kill her. He says he’s not going to lie. He hates that this happened, and he may hate it for the rest of his life. When he found out he couldn’t move his legs and the bullet wasn’t meant for him, he hated her. He hated Sonny. But it didn’t last. She asks why he thinks, and he says, because he thought about what he used to do. He used to chase the most lethal people around, knowing they wanted to kill him, but what did he do? Does she think he went somewhere and hid? No. He lived his life. And he realized that what happened to him could have easily happened to someone because of him. So maybe it’s karma. Or maybe it just is what it is. She says, that’s incredibly gracious, and he says he just calls it as he sees it. She smiles through her tears, when Portia walks in with a to-go bag from Charlie’s. She says she was wondering whose car that was.

Dex says, even though he got the job with Sonny to spy on him for Michael, Sonny’s been really good to him. In a lot of ways, like a father. She says, a father who hung him from a meat hook, and he says he knows Sonny had his suspicions about him, but Sonny had no idea what that guy did to him. She says, so he’s okay just forgetting everything that Sonny did? and he says, it’s hard to explain. Since he’s gotten to know Sonny better… If Sonny goes to prison, it’s going to leave a hole in his life.

Nina and Ava sit down with a drink, and Ava says, believe her. She wants Sonny to beat these charges almost as much as Nina does. Nina says, it kind of seems like she doesn’t, and Ava says, of course (🍷) she does. For Nina’s sake, for Avery’s sake. She just thinks at times like these, when things are crazy and up in the air, it’s the time they make bad decisions. She just wants to make sure Nina weighs everything. Nina says she has, and Ava reminds her, the last time she walked down the aisle, she ended up turning around and running in the opposite direction because of Valentin’s lies. Nina says, Sonny hasn’t lied to her, and Ava says, of course (🍷) not. Like Nina hasn’t lied to him.

A man walks Sasha through the reception area, and the nurse says, excuse me.

In the bathroom, we see Montague, tied up and lying on the floor in his underwear. He yells for help, but his mouth has duct tape across it.

Cody angles his face so the nurse can’t see it, and she asks where he’s taking the patient, calling him Dr. Montague. He says his patient needs some stimulation from nature, so he’s taking her for a walk and some fresh air. The nurse nods, and they go out the door. Janice comes in and asks who that was leaving with a patient. Cody hustles Sasha down the hallway.

Ned sings the unfinished song about the siren he can’t see, and he’s not bad. He stops and says, sorry, man. Can they just punch in there? Johnny says, no problem. Just take it where he likes, and they’ll cut it from there. Ned sings again, but then stops, looking confused. Leo tells him, she’s like a shadow, remember? and Ned says, yeah, and thanks Leo. Johnny suggests they take it from the top, and Ned begins again.

The nurse tells Janice, that was Dr. Montague. He said the patient needed some air. Janice says, Dr. Montague would never do that. He’s not authorized to take patients out of the hospital. She goes behind the desk and says, he’s not on staff. They have to call security. She picks up the phone.

Dex tells Josslyn that he knows a lot of the things Sonny does – that they do – are illegal, but Sonny has principles. He has more values and integrity than most men who operate legally that he’s close to, and deep down, he thinks she knows that. He’s never had anyone in his life like Sonny. Sonny taught him so much about what it means to be a man. She says she guesses he’s going to the hearing then, and he says, yeah. He hopes she understands. She says she does, and thanks him for explaining what Sonny means to him. He tells her, never forget what she means to him, and kisses her.

Nina asks why Ava is doing this. Ava’s always been so supportive of her and Sonny. Ava says, but she is. She wants to support Nina. As long as she’s going forward eyes wide open. That’s all she cares about. Nina promises she is, and Ava says, good. Nina says, as far as lying to Sonny about turning in Carly and Drew to the SEC, Ava is the only one who knows now. Ava says, to the grave. So after Nina and Sonny get married, maybe the two of them want to think about moving into Windymere. Nina laughs and says, Ava knows she loves her and loves living with her, but that’s not really her idea of wedded bliss. Ava says, not living with her. Maybe Sonny wants to buy Windymere, and all of Spoon Island.

Curtis tells Portia that Anna came by to see how he was doing, and Anna says she came by to apologize. Curtis says, he told her… Portia asks, where is his father? and Curtis says, he went to The Savoy. He had to take care of some things. Portia says, and he left? and Curtis says, yes, he left. He’s fine. Portia says, of course (🍷) he’s fine, and Anna says she should probably go actually. Portia says, if she knew Anna was going to be here, she definitely would have gotten dinner for three. Let her walk Anna out. Anna says, it was good to see Curtis, and Portia tells him that she’ll be right back. Outside, Portia asks, what made Anna think it was a good idea to come here?

Janice says, they have an emergency. They need to enforce a lockdown on the entire building right away. One of their patients, Cody Bell, is wearing Dr. Montague’s clothes, and he’s trying to escape with another patient, Sasha Gilmore.

Sirens are blaring, and Cody runs out of the building with Sasha. He brings her to a car that’s waiting at the end of the driveway, and buckles her in. He says he’s going to get her out of here. She just has to trust him. He gets in the driver’s seat and takes the keys out from under the visor, saying, thank you, Sam. He starts the car, and speeds away.

Nina asks why Ava is selling Windymere, and Ava says, it’s not for publication, so don’t go blabbing. Nina says she won’t, but why? Ava says, Avery likes it, but it’s just the two of them out there. They’re isolated. Nina says, she’s selling because of Nikolas, and Ava says she has to admit she has a few bad memories, but it seems like the right thing to do now. Nina’s phone dings, and she says she has to go. Ava says she hopes she didn’t upset Nina. Please tell her that she didn’t. Nina says, Ava didn’t upset her at all. In fact, Ava made her even more certain that what she’s doing is right. As Nina leaves, Ava says, good luck to Sonny, then says, good luck to me. She signals the bartender for another martini.

Anna says she knows Curtis didn’t want to see anyone, but she doesn’t think she upset him, and Portia says, Anna upset her. If it wasn’t for Anna and Sonny, Curtis wouldn’t be in that chair right now. (It would be amusing if it turned out the bullet was actually meant for Curtis. It’s possible.) Anna says, Portia’s right. She’s sorry about that. Portia says, she’s sorry about that? She doesn’t think Anna realizes how close Curtis was to dying, and now he’s paralyzed. He could be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life, and Anna’s sorry about that. She guesses that makes everything better. Anna says she didn’t mean it would make it all better… Portia says, Anna and Sonny live dangerous lives. She gets it. They make deadly enemies. But then they roam around and mingle with everybody else and put everyone in danger. And in this case, they put her husband in a wheelchair. Anna says, we will find out who did this. We will. Portia asks, what good is that going to do Curtis? Please don’t come back here. Anna says she won’t, and leaves. Portia lets out a huge breath and goes back inside. She tells Curtis that Charlie’s had strawberry-rhubarb pie for dessert, and he says he can’t blame Anna for this. She says she can and takes the to-go bag to the kitchen.

As Eddie/Ned sings, Curtis wheels himself to the patio door and looks out. In the studio, Leo takes Olivia’s hand, and she smiles. Josslyn and Dex sit on a crate at the pier and kiss. He takes her hand for a moment, then leaves. Ava looks at a picture of her and Avery on her phone and sips her martini. Nina paces, then leaves. Anna looks sad. Curtis sighs, and Portia puts her hand on his shoulder as they both look out.

We hear Anna’s voiced say, we will find out who did this. We will.

On Monday, Molly and TJ have a major announcement to make; Maxie says she’s going to make it happen; and Sonny says he’s got this.

🔥 Steam Heat…

The fall preview for GH.

👧 The First Kristina…

I guess I was busy or not watching or something. I remember absolutely none of this, so thanks SOD.

👄 Adding One Blair…

You’ll need to know this.

🧂 Shah Got To Be Joking…

She’ll be lucky if she doesn’t end up having to pay every time she uses RHOSL. Like greed didn’t get her where she is today – in the pokey.

🍸 Lala Rules…

Talking about next season without talking about it.

🎾 House Full Of Awful…

I’m not sure if excited is the word, but I have to admit to a bit of curiosity.

💃🏻 Just Fabulous…

I’ve been watching this for a while, and while I haven’t exactly seen a whole lot of fabulous, that’s okay. I’d rather see real than fancy.

https://screenrant.com/my-big-fat-fabulous-life-season-11-when-finale-how-many-episodes-left/

https://people.com/whitney-way-thore-talks-new-season-my-big-fat-fabulous-life-exclusive-7965327

What’s to come next week.

https://www.etonline.com/my-big-fat-fabulous-life-whitney-uncovers-the-truth-about-her-long-lost-half-sister-exclusive

🎸 The Moonman Awaits…

In case you don’t know how to watch, here are instructions.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1384936/how-to-watch-the-2023-mtv-vmas-on-tv-and-online

🏍 About That Daryl…

Norman talks Daryl.

https://ew.com/tv/the-walking-dead-daryl-dixon-preview-norman-reedus/

When and where to see Daryl.

Reviewing Daryl’s situation.

https://collider.com/the-walking-dead-daryl-dixon-review/

Bonus Daryl. I was surprised to discover how much I enjoyed this show the last time. It makes me want to, well, ride.

🐶 Bravo To Pets…

My heart will always belong to Giggy (!).

🐓 Quotes of the Week

Anything worth doing good takes a little chaos. – Flea

You can control two things: your work ethic and your attitude about anything. – Ali Krieger

If you fall, make it part of the dance. – LuAnn de Lesseps

Success seems to be connected to action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don’t quit. – Conrad Hilton

Just believe in yourself. Even if you don’t, pretend that you do and at some point, you will. – Venus Williams

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?Charles de Gaulle

Don’t you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. – Joe Fox (Tom Hanks), You’ve Got Mail

💻 TikTok Made Me Do It…

Enjoy the week’s end, then join me on Monday really Tuesday for soap and teaful tidings. Until then, stay safe, stay patronizing local businesses, and stay not caring so much, you only think about what it is you can do for the person you love, instead of thinking about what it is that they need and want.

September 1, 2023 – Pikeman’s Shipment Comes In, On Or Not, OC In the Shade, Jersey Peek, Indecisive, VanderNotes, Messy Med, Over, Dead Talk, Praising Pups (!), Decapod Of Quotes & Pink

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

On the phone in the elevator, Sonny says, that’s excellent news. They’ll be in touch. Cyrus’s voice says, it is not often that we get to live in and appreciate the humility of the Lord, but on days when our salvation is imminent, our faith calls us to give thanks in an especially joyful way.

We see Cyrus preaching to a group in the library, and he says, hear me when I tell you something – God is coming. And we who have waited with faith and patience and humility are privileged to bear witness. Rejoice, my brothers, rejoice! Amen. The group applauds.

Carly runs into Kelly’s, telling Josslyn that she’s sorry she’s late. She knows the concert starts soon. Josslyn says, don’t worry about it. She guesses Carly didn’t see her text. She’s not going.

Brook says, Chase isn’t joking, and he says he’s 100% serious. She says, he wants her to move in with him, and he says, yes. She says, no.

Olivia brings Ned out by the pool. It’s empty, and he says, slow night, huh? She says, not exactly. She sent everyone home. He asks, why? and she says she wanted them to be alone out here. He says, to do what exactly? and she says, remember. Ned, remember us. Remember who you used to be.

At the Bistro, Charlotte asks why Valentin has that look, and he says, what look would that be? She says, the look he gets when he’s about to tell her something she won’t like.

Maxie turns on the lights at Lulu’s house, and goes in with Georgie, James, and Felicia. Georgie says, this was her big surprise, a visit to Aunt Lulu’s house? James says he’s surprised. He thought they were going to a Woodchuck’s game. Felicia tells him that they’re going to the game soon, but right now, they’re on an amazing adventure. Georgie asks, what is this amazing adventure? and Felicia says, they’re here to explore. James says, explore what? and Felicia says, the house. Maxie says, and maybe stake out which bedroom is going to be his new room, and James says, she means… Maxie says, no more sharing. They’re moving in here. This is their new house. Funny. I don’t remember Lulu’s house being this huge. I’ll just say it. This ain’t your Lulu’s house.

On the phone at the MetroCourt, Nina says, unfortunately, that’s a question for Olivia and she’s not here, so they’ll have to wait. She tosses down the phone, looking harried, and looks up to see Sonny come in. She says, this is a nice surprise. She didn’t know he was coming here tonight. They hug, and he says, this is the best joint in town, especially the view. She says she’s glad he likes it. There’s something she really needs to talk to him about… Kristina walks in, and asks if Nina is joining them, but Nina says, no. This dinner is just for the two of them. She has to work. Olivia asked her to be on the floor tonight. She starts to leave, but Sonny asks what she had to tell him. She says she can take care of it herself. It’s really nothing. Enjoy their dinner. There’s a great steak special tonight. Sonny says, then he’s got it all. He has great steak, a gorgeous fiancé, a brilliant daughter. He’s got it all right here, right? The three of them smile.

Ned starts to leave, but Olivia tells him, wait. His daughter Brook, Ned’s daughter, is in a lot of pain right now because of something Tracy did. She ran out of the house because of his mother. He says, don’t put that on him, and she says, of course (🍷) not, but he was always the bridge between the two of them. He could always sort it out. There are people who still need him; his mother and his daughter and their son… the kid… Leo? For their sake, can he please just try?

Nina says she’ll send the waitress over, and Sonny thanks Kristina for being so supportive of him. Kristina says she genuinely likes Nina. Not everyone’s against him too. She can see how happy Nina makes him. She puts her hand on his.

Cyrus tells the group, today is the day for miracles. A time of righteousness, and yes, vengeance. But without the dark, there can be no light; and without vengeance, there can be no righteousness. So let us pray that this vengeance passes by unscathed, so that we may testify to the cleansing power of our Creator. The Warden Garten watches as he speaks, and he says, for all the world’s a cage, and we are all inmates in God’s celestial play, trying to break free from the grip of licentiousness, arrogance, and evil. As it says in Deuteronomy 23:14; for the Lord thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee. Therefore shall they camp be holy that He see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee. He looks at the warden.

Willow comes into the restaurant with Wiley, who runs to Nina. She hugs him, and Sonny tells Kristina, look how happy she is.

Josslyn tells Carly that they can’t go to the concert anymore because suddenly, Dex has to do something for Sonny. Carly says, oh, and Josslyn says she hates that Carly knows exactly how she’s feeling. Carly says, so Dex has to work for Sonny and Josslyn has to make alternate plans. Been there, done that. Josslyn says, it’s not that; it’s the situation. She knows she said she was moving on and trying to put it behind her, but she hates that Dex is putting himself in danger. Carly says, that’s who Dex was when Josslyn met him. He’s a guy who takes risks, for better or worse. Josslyn says, yeah, but now he’s protecting Sonny, and taking those risks because of Carly and because of Michael. Carly says, and that’s his choice, and it’s for his protection. Josslyn says she knows. It’s just, some days are harder than others. Carly says she gets that, but if Josslyn got into this thinking she was going to change Dex, that’s not going to happen.

Chase says, Brook doesn’t want to live with him? and she says she doesn’t think he’s thought this through. He says he has, and she says, oh really? Because a whole two and a half second deliberation isn’t exactly thorough. He says, it’s not like they haven’t lived together before, and she says, exactly. That’s what she’s saying. The first time, she drove him absolutely crazy, and the second time was for Bailey. He says, the third time will be for love.

Charlotte says, Maxie and her family are living at her mom’s house? and Valentin says, her mother always loved Maxie and her children. Doesn’t she think it might be nice to have some people living in that house? It’s been sitting empty. She says, yeah, but she just wishes it was her mom coming home to live there. He says he does too, but how does she feel about Maxie and her kids moving in? She says, why bother asking her when it’s already done? and he says, the decision to rent was Dante’s. He’s just asking because he cares about her feelings, so why doesn’t she tell him? She says, it’s just another place, like all of the places she’s lived. None of them last.

James runs through the living room saying, this house is huge, and there’s a backyard. He can make a treehouse. Wait. How many rooms are there? Felicia suggests they take a reconnaissance mission and count the rooms. Ready for take-off? Let’s go. They run out, and Maxie asks Georgie, what’s going on? Doesn’t she like the house? Georgie says, of course (🍷) she likes it. She remembers playing here when she was little. It seemed even bigger then. But this is Aunt Lulu’s house.

Josslyn says she doesn’t want to change Dex. Why would Carly say that? Carly says she’s been down this road, many times. She wouldn’t be Josslyn’s mother if she didn’t want to spare Josslyn from unnecessary pain. Josslyn says she’s not in pain, and Carly says, Josslyn doesn’t have to convince her; she just has to be honest with herself. Worrying about Dex, knowing he’s always in danger, is a heavy burden. And if she decides she doesn’t want to do this anymore and doesn’t want to be a part of that life, that’s okay. She just has to admit it to herself, and then she has to tell Dex. Josslyn tells Carly not to put her history with Sonny on her. She’s just disappointed, and that doesn’t mean she wants to break up with Dex. Actually, she thinks she’s still going to go to the concert because she has a bunch of friends going. Carly says, great, and Josslyn says, don’t wait up for her. Carly says, okay, and Josslyn leaves.

Brook says, Chase knows she loves him, right? and he says, yes… She says, part of the reason she does is, he’s like a knight. When someone’s in trouble, he can’t help but want to fix it. He says, she’s not just someone. They’re in a good place, and he can see she’s hurting at home. She says she appreciates his concern, but she doesn’t think living together is what they need right now.

Nina says she’s so surprised to see Wiley. She’s glad he came. Wiley sees Sonny, and says he wants to see grandpa. Nina looks at Willow, who nods, and she brings Wiley over to Sonny. Wiley and Sonny high-five, and Kristina tells Wiley that he’s looking sharp. Wiley suggests they go to grandpa’s and have a barbecue and play baseball, but Sonny says, where he lives is kind of high up. You can’t play baseball. Nina says, but if you stand on the terrace, you can see all of Port Charles. Wiley says, really? and tells Willow, let’s all go to grandpa’s and have picnic on the terrace. Kristina can come too, and Amelia and Nina, Grandpa Sonny… Michael comes out of the elevator, and Wiley continues, mommy, daddy, and Leo too? Sonny says, he can invite anybody he wants, and Willow goes over to Michael. He asks if it’s a party, and she says, yeah. Nina was here when she arrived, then Wiley saw Sonny and went to say hello. He says, if it’s okay with her, it’s okay with him. Wiley runs to Michael, who hugs him. Michael smiles at Sonny, then realizes he’s smiling at Sonny.

Maxie tells Georgie, Aunt Lulu is her best friend, and she thinks Aunt Lulu would want them to fill this place with laughter and memories, just like the memories they made with her when she lived here. Georgie asks if it won’t make Maxie miss Aunt Lulu more if they live here, and Maxie takes her hand, saying, she’ll miss Aunt Lulu no matter where they live. That’s not going to change, but being here does make Maxie feel a teeny bit closer to her. It’s almost like she gave us a little present, right? Maxie wouldn’t have brought them here if she didn’t feel good about it. Lulu asks if she can paint her room purple, and Maxie says she can. (I painted my room purple when I was around Georgie’s age. Is that a thing when you’re a tween?) Felicia comes back with James, and he says, guess what? There’s four bedrooms, one for each of them. And he’s already picked his. Georgie says, no fair. She’s older and she gets to pick first. James says he forgot. Age before beauty. He runs off, Georgie chasing him. Felicia says she’s so glad Maxie is doing this, and Maxie says, so is she.

Ned asks what Olivia wants him to do. He’s not making any guarantees. She says she understands it. She just wants to walk him through what happened that night. He says, the night of the supposed accident, and she says, see if it comes back to him. He asks how she can walk him through it if she wasn’t here. He heard it was just Tracy and Drew who saw him fall. She leads him to the other side of the room, and says, Drew told her everything that happened. They can just give it a try. He says, all right, whatever. Lay it on him. She says, he started out over here – she walks across  the room – and he saw Drew and Tracy arguing over here. So just walk to her… slowly, and see if anything feels familiar. Okay? Is he ready? He says, ready, and starts to walk.

Brook says she and Chase are in a really good place and she wants to keep it that way, but he says, moving in isn’t going to change that. If anything, it’ll bring them closer. She says, or closer to World War III. She drove him crazy when she was just temporarily couch surfing. She’s not the neatest person. She leaves her stuff everywhere. She thrives in creative clutter. He says, so they had a few discussions about clutter, and she says, more than a few. He was counting the days until she left him to his Zen world of order. He says, then when she left, his place felt empty. He missed her, and it hasn’t felt right since she left. Make it right. Move back in with him.

Local guy Steve goes into Kelly’s, and Carly asks if he wants the usual. He says he likes what she’s done with the place. It’s gotten a lot nicer since she took over. She says, it was a personal project, and he tells her, this might not be his place to say, but he thought she should know. Her ex-husband is in for a world of trouble.

Warden Garten gestures that she wants to talk to Cyrus, and he suggests the group take a break to reflect on their redemption. Cyrus says he hopes the warden hasn’t come to stop their study. He and his friends are just trying to let go of their past so they can look toward a righteous future. She says, don’t worry. She’s not here to break up his group. She just wanted to see it for herself. She’s impressed. He says, her support means a great deal, and she says, he genuinely seems like a changed man. He says, after his heart attack, he’s come to see life in a new light. His faith was rejuvenated. She says, while she might not share his exact faith, she’s relying on him for a common cause. He says, trust him. He wants nothing but the best. He believes everything is unfolding exactly as it’s meant to be. She says, let’s hope so, and he says he has only one purpose now; to bring about God’s will on earth. She says she’d hate for him to disappoint her after all his progress, and starts to leave, but he calls to her and she stops. He says, sometimes the most unexpected alliances can lead to the most extraordinary outcomes. Who knows what a difference he and his flock together can achieve? She smiles at him, and I have no clue what to make of this.

A wooden crate stamped with the Pikeman name and logo is unloaded on the docks. Dex says, they’re late, and Gabe (?) says, sometimes there are delays. This shipment’s too important for them not to pick up. They’ll be here. Dex says, the sooner the better. The boss wants this stuff out of here. He looks out to the water using binoculars.

Nina says hi to Michael, and tells him that she’ll get them a table. She calls Trish over, and tells Wiley that it was so good to see him. They go to their table, and Wiley asks Michael if they can have Grandpa Sonny and Nina over for baseball and a barbecue. They live up too high. They can have a party with everyone at their house. Michael says, if that’s what Wiley wants, he thinks they can make it happen.

Sonny tells Kristina that he can’t believe how fast Wiley is growing. Such a nice surprise. Was that her? She says, no. She wishes she could take credit for that, but she can’t tell a lie. That was pure synchronicity. (I would have said serendipity, but okay.) Sonny asks why she wanted to meet for dinner, and she asks if she has to have a reason. He says, she always does, and she guesses that’s true. She wanted him to be the first to know that the LGBTQIA+ foundation board is complete. The Corinthos-Davis House is a go. He says, that’s fantastic, and she says she’s so excited, and she couldn’t have done it without him.

Olivia says, this is the spot where Ned fell. Drew said, Ned came rushing toward him over here, and had something really important to tell him. Nina walks in, and says she doesn’t mean to interrupt whatever they’re doing, but she heard Olivia closed the pool, and she wanted to see if everything’s okay. Olivia says she should have warned Nina. They’re just doing a little exercise. They’re trying to see if they can stimulate Eddie’s memory. Nina asks if she’s sure that’s wise, and Olivia says she thinks it could help. Nina says she knows head trauma is unpredictable and would hate for Olivia to risk anything, and Olivia thanks her, but says she thinks they’ll be okay. Nina says she doesn’t mean anything by that. She hopes their experiment works. Good luck. She strides out of the room, taking a last look at them before she goes.

Valentin says, it’s really done a number on Charlotte, all this shuffling around, moving from place to place. It can’t have been easy, and if it hurt her, he’s sorry. It’s his fault. She says she always knew he’d be with her if he could. He’s in between places, living with Anna while she was at camp. With grandma away, she can’t stay at her place with Spencer and Esme. Dante and Sam are nice, but… He says, it’s not her home. That’s what he’s always wanted to give her, a stable place to call home. Listen to him. Things are changing as they speak. She says she knows. Things are always changing. That’s the only thing that stays the same.

Maxie tells Felicia that she’s going to be totally honest. It feels really strange to be here after all this time. She knows they had to get out of that apartment, and she was putting her finances together so she could get a place. Then Tracy’s horrible lawsuit happened. So she was happy when Sam suggested they rent this place. Can Felicia imagine trying to juggle a lawsuit and a mortgage at the same time? She would have been pulling her hair out. Felicia says, Tracy Quartermaine leaves a trail of destruction wherever she goes. She doesn’t like to wish ill on anyone, but she’ll be so glad when they wipe that smug smile off Tracy’s face and win the lawsuit. And they will win, because they have the truth on their side. Maxie says she’s not so sure about that. Tracy Quartermaine is ruthless. And she’ll do anything to win, including using her own granddaughter as a spy.

Brook asks Chase if he knows the expression, be careful what you wish for; you just might get it. He says he knows it. Whatever happened to the fearless BLQ who leaps before she looks? She says, maybe she became a little more cautious because she sprained her ankle a few too many times. She has something to lose now – him. And she doesn’t want him to regret her moving in. He says he’s not going to regret it, but she says, he might. And not just because she’s messy. She does stuff. She does stupid stuff that she regrets, like getting mixed up in Tracy’s dirty tricks.

Carly says she doesn’t want to cause Steve any problems, but what does he mean, trouble? He looks around and says, it’s probably nothing, but he passed what seemed to be a staging area down by Elm, the fisherman village. It looked like Feds. They’re definitely not local. And he heard the name Corinthos.

Cyrus says, today is the day our unspoken adversary is just one step behind, and those of us who have been in his employ, willingly or not, are now called upon to awaken and cast off his infernal darkness. Wake up! Your life is waiting for you. The warden tells the guard that she wishes more inmates were as inspired as Cyrus, and she leaves. Cyrus smiles.

Nina flashes back to Ned overhearing her talking to Martin, and that she’s the one who turned Drew and Carly in to the SEC, when he’s being accused of it. Willow calls to her, and Nina goes over to their table. She asks if everything is all right. Did they get everything they ordered? Willow says, they did, and thanks her. She says, Wiley had the idea they should have a barbecue with baseball at their house. Wiley tells Nina that he has a new mitt, and Willow asks if that sounds like something Nina would like to join them for. Nina looks at Michael, who nods, and she says she’d love to go.

Kristina tells Sonny that she doesn’t want to jinx it, but she thinks Wiley might be the key to Michael and Willow accepting Nina. Sonny says, they’ve been through a lot and he thinks things are finally starting to turn. She says she’s so happy for them both, and he says he thinks she’s leading the way with this new center. He’s proud of her.

Olivia says, anything? but Ned says he doesn’t know. He’s told so often about what happened that night, he feels like he might remember… but he doesn’t. This is just another pool. She says, okay. She knew it was a long shot. He says he’s sorry to disappoint her, but she says, no. He was amazing. She thanks him so much for trying. He says she’s been pretty good to him and he’s been really hard on her. He just wants to say he’s sorry. She tells him that he’s forgiven. He says, friends? and holds out his hand. She takes it, and says, friends. For a moment, I think he’s going to kiss her.

Brook says, it’s not just about her and Chase moving in together, although that’s definitely nerve-wracking. She doesn’t have the greatest track record, and this whole situation with Tracy is just another thing she messed up. He says he’s not asking for or expecting her to be perfect. He loves her just the way she is, flaws and all. He’s not trying to rescue her. Her moving in makes sense… to him anyway. How about her? When she strips away all the worries and regrets of the past, how does she feel about it? She starts to cough.

Carly brings out Steve’s to-go bag, and says, it’s on her. He says, she doesn’t have to do that, but she says she appreciates the information he gave her. He thanks her and leaves. I like Steve. He has a pleasant way about him. Carly is about to call Sonny, when Chase runs in and asks if he can have a glass of water for Brook.

Nina asks if it would be okay if she brought Wiley over and taught him how to make a Roy Rogers. And Wiley can tell her all about his new mitt. Michael asks Wile, what do you say? and Wiley asks Willow, can he please? Willow says, all right, but just a small one. They don’t want all that sugar. Nina says, they definitely don’t, and hustles him away. Michael asks if Willow is sure she’s okay with this. She’s been having a lot of Nina lately. Willow says, it’s fine. She’s not 100% comfortable with Nina, but Wiley is. Micheal agrees, and she says, they have to start somewhere. The important thing is bringing this whole family back together.

At the bar, Nina tells Wiley, now they add the sugar free cola, and Kristina tells Sonny that they can go over there if he wants, but he says, Nina’s got it covered. He wants to hear more about her Board. She says, they have Dr. Randolph, Michael, and he knows Diane… His phone rings, and he sees it’s Carly. Kristina says he can take it, but he tells her, this is more important, and shuts his phone off. Off all the times, eh?

Cyrus says, we may be tarred with a brush whose mark can never be removed, but that does not mean we can’t contribute to God’s work. Perhaps we may never sit at the foot of His majestic throne, but we can know that our lives have not been lived in vain. There is a way for each and every one of us to do our part of the Divine work, no matter how small that part may seem. For the Lord said, the lowest among us, the most damnedest among us is capable of redemption. And he who protects the innocent is the first among men.

Another crate is put on the dock, and Dex says, they’re here. He runs down the stairs, and tells another guy that he wants everything ready for a quick transfer. His phone rings, and he tells Gabe that he’s got to take this. He’ll be back when the ship docks. Gabe says he’s got it, and Dex slips around the corner. He says, Miss Spencer? and Carly says, Josslyn told her that he was doing a job for Sonny tonight. He’s like, uh… and she says, whatever it is, get out of there. There’s going to be a raid. Dex looks out, and she asks if he can hear her. Get out of there now.

As they check out the kitchen, Felicia says she has a good feeling about Maxie being here. Almost as if the house is welcoming her. It wants Maxie to make it into a home again. Maxie says she thinks Lulu would want that too. To a new beginning, like Felicia at the hospital. Felicia says, she’s right. That came as a surprise. She never saw herself working as a volunteer at General Hospital. Maxie says she’s sure Felicia will be a lot better at it than she was. Felicia says she loves Maxie, and she’s so proud of her. She starts to cry, and Maxie hugs her, saying, don’t cry. She loves Felicia too. James calls from the other room, and Maxie and Felicia dash in. James says his room has a secret hiding spot, and Georgie says she’s got the view and the window seat. James says, Bailey can have the little room, and Georgie asks when they’re moving in. Maxie says, not soon enough. Should they go home and start packing? James and Georgie nod, and they all file out, Maxie pausing and smiling before she turns out the light.

Valentin says he knows he let Charlotte down, but she says, let’s not talk about that. He says he’s made mistakes. He’s made far more mistakes than he cares to mention. It’s taken him way to long to get her the stable life she deserves. She says she doesn’t care how long it took. She just wishes they could be together all the time. He says, they will be. He just has to get these last details in place. And until then, know this. She’s the most important person in his world. It’ll always be the two of them. She goes over to him and hugs him. She says, just the two of us, papa.

Chase brings Brook the water, and she gulps some down. She says she literally talked herself hoarse trying to come up with all the reasons she shouldn’t live with him. He says, she knows she has to take care of her throat, and she says, she does want this. She wants nothing more than to live with him. He says he knew she would see it his way eventually. He holds out his hand and says, let’s go home. They stroll out of the courtyard hand in hand.

Dex says, the boat is docking, and Carly says, forget about that. There is no time. He has to get out of there. As he’s about to go back out, floodlights come on and the Feds are there. One says, put their hands where he can see them. They’re all under arrest. Get on the ground now. All of the guys on the dock comply, but Dex remains unseen. He peeks out, sees what’s going on, and runs up the stairs.

Cyrus says, today, the Almighty will focus His cleansing vengeance on those who collaborate with our great enemy. Proverbs 2:22: The wicked shall be cut off from the earth and the transgressors shall be rooted out of it. He smiles.

Olivia says, the least she can do is buy Ned a drink after going through that poolside psycho drama with her. He says he’ll never turn down top-shelf, and she says, there’s a little Quartermaine left in him. (I was thinking more Larry Ashton.) They go to the bar, and Nina watches.

Willow tells Wiley, that was delicious, and he says, with two cherries. She and Michael smile at each other.

Since everyone is way too happy, when Kristina starts to tell Sonny about the upcoming first Board meeting, a bunch of guys come out of the elevator approach the table. One says, Mr. Corinthos, you’re under arrest for violations of the National Security Act, and shows his badge. Kristina says, what the hell? and gets up, but one of the Feds grabs her. Sonny tells him to get his hands off of his daughter, and the arresting Fed tells Sonny, do not escalate this. Sonny says he’s not escalating nothing, when Michael comes over and says, there’s no problem here, putting his hand on Kristina’s back. Kristina says, tell them; they’re arresting dad. Sonny tells Kristina that it’s okay, and they cuff him.

Wiley asks Willow what they’re doing to grandpa. Where are they taking him? Putting him on her lap, Willow tells him, it’s okay. It’s going to be okay.

Sonny tells Kristina, this is going to be cleared up, and the Feds march him to the elevator. Kristina tells Michael, do something.

Cyrus says, the Lord trieth the righteous, but the wicked and him that loveth violence, his soul hateth. Upon the wicked, He shall rain snares, fire and brimstone – Sonny is led into the elevator – and horrible tempests; this shall be the portion of their cup. The elevator door closes.

On Monday Tuesday, Carly says, Michael needs to tell her the truth right now; Austin asks what Nikolas is going to do; Dex tells Josslyn that somebody turned Sonny in; Cyrus says, Drew is no longer under Sonny’s protection; and Sonny tells someone that he’s not saying anything without his lawyer present.

🧼 Not Laboring…

No GH on Monday.

🍊 Follow the Bouncing Orange…

It was pretty funny when Gina said, the next time Shannon told the story, she’d be a murderer, since she made it worse each time.

📸 What’s Wrong With This Picture…?

Where the hell is Biscuit in the post about his/her birthday?

💎 Stuck In the Middle…

It still doesn’t make any sense. What does separated, but living under the same roof even mean? Are they seeing other people? If they are, it seems like it would be difficult to work out their issues. If they’re not, then aren’t they just still married, but not getting busy? And her answer to the fan question is a non-answer.

🍸 Latest On the Ruling Class…

He must be a keeper if he hasn’t run yet.

Not a real surprise.

⚓️ A Fun Time Was Had…

I’m not sure who looks worse, the guests or the crew.

🏖 Breakup In the House…

Yeah. Nobody saw this coming.

https://www.etonline.com/summer-house-stars-carl-radke-and-lindsay-hubbard-call-off-engagement-exclusive-210637

https://stylecaster.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/1631823/why-lindsday-hubbard-carl-radke-break-up/

⚰️ On the Undead Front…

How’d they manage this?

He’s a busy dude.

🐶 Just Like Us…

Celebrities celebrating their pups.

https://people.com/halle-berry-brooke-shields-justin-theroux-and-more-celebrate-national-dog-day-7853272

🪗 Quotes of the Week

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. – Albert Einstein (The first guy to figure out Survivor.)

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. – Dale Carnegie

The expert in anything was once a beginner. – Helen Hayes

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work. – Stephen King

The only defense against the world is a thorough knowledge of it.John Locke

Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time. – John Lubbock

Believe you can and you are halfway there. – Theodore Roosevelt

I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which one has overcome while trying to succeed. – Booker T. Washington

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it. – George Bernard Shaw

If I can’t eat it, bang it, or bet on it, it’s not in my phone. – Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen), Two and a Half Men

🛸 The Future Is Now…

Jump into September on Tuesday for a lotta soap and a little tea. Until then, stay safe, stay always returning your shopping cart to the proper place, and stay being careful what you wish for; you just might get it.

August 16, 2023 – Selina Makes Curtis an Offer, Wakey-Wakey, Their Message, VanderSurplus, New Villains, Well-Timed, Cos That Play & Life

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Trina sits with Ava at the pool, and Ava asks if they think Curtis’s condition is permanent. Trina tells her, the doctor said the bullet nicked his spine, but he also said all spine injuries aren’t the same, so they’re hoping he regains the use of his legs. Ava says, Trina knows she’d do anything for her, so if she ever needs anything… What are her plans until school starts up again? Trina says she’s not really sure, and Ava asks if The Chuck offered her a part time position after her internship. Trina says, they did, but she turned it down, and Ava asks, why? Trina says she was hoping she could go back to Ava’s gallery, and Ava says her gallery isn’t as prestigious as The Chuck, but she’d be happy to have Trina back. Trina says she just feels more comfortable with Ava, and she can make her own hours, which is important now that so much is going on in her personal life. Spencer calls to Trina from the pool where he has Ace, and asks if she wants to join them.

At her desk, Portia looks at her and Curtis’s wedding photo, and flashes back to seeing him in physical therapy. There’s a knock at the door, and Marshall comes in. He asks how she’s doing, and she says, trying to hang in there. He says, they all are. He hates to bother her with this, but they have a problem. It’s The Savoy.

Curtis tries to lift himself up, but is unsuccessful. Selina lurks around the doorway, and Roy says, he can do this, but Curtis says he can’t. He could do it yesterday. Roy says, Curtis is the type of guy who doesn’t give up. He has a competitive spirit and doesn’t like to lose, so come on. Curtis says, Roy doesn’t know what he’s capable of, but Roy says he’s pretty good at reading people, and he has Curtis’s number. Curtis asks what it says, and Roy says, Curtis isn’t going to let a spinal injury get him down. No way. Let’s go. Just focus and relax. Selina continues to watch without letting her presence be known.

Austin sees Michael and Willow at the hospital, and says, look at Willow, all out and about. She looks well. She thanks him, and says she’s surprised people recognize her standing; she was in that hospital bed for so long. She’s got her color back and she’s feeling better. Michael says, they’re just glad to be here for her check-up and not a treatment, and Austin asks how many weeks it’s been since the transplant. Willow says, twelve weeks, although it feels like a lifetime ago. She’s finally getting her life back. Michael notices Dex hanging around.

Sam meets Cody at the Bistro, and says she got his message; what’s up? He says he needs her help, and she says, no surprise there. What happened this time? Please don’t tell her that he’s in trouble with the PCPD again. He says, no, it’s not him. It’s Sasha. She’s in danger, and it’s time they do something drastic.

Gladys goes into the station and says she has to speak with Detective Falconari. It’s a matter of life and death. Dante comes out, and she says she needs his help. It’s an emergency. He asks why she didn’t just call 9-1-1 and save herself a trip? but she says, 9-1-1 can’t issue a restraining order and she needs one now. He asks who she needs to get a restraining order against, and she says, his pal, Cody Bell. She needs to keep him away from Sasha.

Sasha stares into space, and Mandy says, it’s very important that Sasha tell her what she’s been taking. Sasha says she’s not taking anything, but Mandy says she’s looked at Sasha’s chart, and none of the medications she’s on should cause this. Sasha says she doesn’t know. It’s something they’re giving her. Mandy says, who’s giving it to her? when Dr. Montague comes in and asks if there’s a problem here. Mandy says she’s not sure. Sasha’s completely incoherent and it doesn’t square with her prescribed medications. He motions her into the hallway, and says, patients can often have unexplained reactions to mild sedatives. Mandy says she thinks Sasha is getting unprescribed medications from somewhere, so she’s running a blood test just to be sure.

Ava tells Trina, Spencer is so good with his little brother, isn’t he? That’s so nice to see. Trina says, Spencer is devoted to Ace. Ava should see them at home. Spencer changes him, he feeds him, he even sings him a lullaby. Ace was being so fussy one day when she was there, and Spencer calmed him down with a lullaby. It was the sweetest thing. Ava says, and that’s not a problem for her? and Trina asks, why would it be? Ava says, if Spencer’s spending so much time with Ace, then he’s also spending time with Esme. That must be a little uncomfortable for her. Nina comes over to their table, and says, Curtis told her that they’re moving him to rehab. That’s great news. He’s strong. He’s going to get through this. Trina thanks her, and says, if they’ll excuse her, there’s a cute baby in the water and his equally cute brother. She leaves, and Nina sits down. She says, Ava told her they were meeting to celebrate. What are they celebrating? Ava says, the end of her nightmare.

Willow tells Austin, she’s been given a second chance at life. She’s so grateful to everyone at GH, but especially to her husband. Michael’s support has been incredible. Michael tells her not to give him too much credit. She’s the strong one in this relationship. Willow tells Austin not to listen to him. He’ll never admit how much he’s done for her. Thinking about their children was another inspiration. Austin says, they can agree it was a group effort. He’s not an oncologist, but the transplant seems to have been a success because clearly, she’s on the road to recovery. He won’t keep them. Willow thanks him, and he moves on. Willow tells Michael that she can’t believe how light she feels, like a huge weight’s been lifted off her shoulders. She used to dread stepping into this building. Each week brought more bad news or another setback, but now she’s not nervous going for her check-up. She knows she’s going to hear something positive for a change. He says he loves seeing her this happy. He knows it sounds cliché, but he doesn’t take anything for granted anymore. Every morning he wakes up with her or sees her playing with the kids or hearing her laugh is a gift. He’s the luckiest guy in the world.

Portia asks if something happened at the club, and Marshall says he just got a call from N’neka. She’s trying to cover things, but it’s way too much for one person to do, and she doesn’t have the experience running the day to day business. Portia asks if there’s anyone else who can do it, but he says, no one who knows how to do everything. Liquor needs to be ordered, books balanced, checks cut; N’neka’s completely overwhelmed. And it’s not like they can just hire any manager. Curtis did more than just paperwork. He was the heart and soul of the place; he was a presence. He not only welcomed the customers; some of them came just because he was there. She says, he’s right. Curtis didn’t just run The Savoy; he was The Savoy. Marshall says, exactly. Anyone can run a club, but nobody can replace Curtis. He worked so hard to make his dream a reality. And that’s why the two of them need to keep it alive. Geez, they’re acting like Curtis is dead.

Curtis does bicep curls as Selina watches. Roy comes in, and she ducks back. Roy tells him, that’s enough for now, and to put down the weights, but Curtis says, no. Roy is the one who said he could do this. He’s not stopping. Damn. He lost his count. Roy says, stop. Please. Work himself too hard, he could do some real damage. Curtis insists he’s got ten more in him, and Roy says he doesn’t doubt it, but suggests they take a break. They’ll move on to the resistance bands. Sound good? Curtis says, yeah, and Roy leaves. Selina comes in, and says, Curtis’s situation is most unfortunate. He has her deepest sympathy. She puts her hand on his shoulder.

Montague says he appreciates Mandy being so conscientious, but from now on he needs her to check with him before she orders any tests on this patient. Is he clear? She says, yes, she’s sorry, but he says, no need for apologies. She was just doing her job. Sasha is extremely fragile, so he needs to be consulted on everything about her case, even her medication. The poor thing suffered a psychotic episode the other day. The man she stabbed got into her room. She thought he wanted revenge, and had a complete breakdown. Mandy says, that’s the problem. Her symptoms don’t seem to be linked to psychosis. She seems like she’s stoned on something. He thanks her for bringing it to his attention, and she says she’ll make sure he gets the report on the bloodwork. He says, that’s not necessary. He’ll follow up on the bloodwork himself. She can go now.

Cody says he finally managed to get into Ferncliff to see Sasha, and Sam says, back up. She thought Gladys banned him. He says, technically, yes, and she says, he had other ways of getting in? He says he enlisted Brook’s help. She was able to distract Nurse Ratchet at the front desk long enough for him to sneak by. When he got to Sasha’s room, he was shocked. She was totally out of it. She was curled up on the floor… Her face was covered in tears; she was shaking. She had this blank look on her face. She didn’t seem to recognize him at first, so he kneeled down and tried to take her hand, and she just freaked out. She started screaming at the top of her lungs, and she thought he was there to kill her. That’s when Brook and some orderly came in, and he made them leave. Sam says, that’s awful, but what is happening with Sasha? He says, she’s being drugged, and he needs Sam’s help to prove it.

Dante suggests Gladys tell him what happened before they get going on all the paperwork, and she says she sees how this is going to be. Cody is his friend, so he’s going to try and talk her out of this. He says, actually, it’s standard procedure. The fact that Cody’s his friend has nothing to do with it. Why doesn’t she take a seat? They sit down at Dante’s desk, and he asks her to tell him what happened. She says, Cody took advantage of an extremely vulnerable woman. He snuck into Ferncliff and upset Sasha. She’s been in a severely traumatized state, and his visit made it worse. Mac comes out and asks, what’s going on? Dante says, Gladys would like to file a restraining order against Cody Bell, and Gladys says, he terrorized her daughter-in-law. He didn’t have permission to visit her, but he slipped past the front desk and got into her room. So she thought he was there to pay her back for stabbing him, and entered into another breakdown. As Sasha’s guardian and her mother-in-law, Gladys needs to protect her, and she wants that restraining order. Mac says, Officer Robinson will fill out the paperwork, and Gladys goes to the front desk. Mac asks Dante, what kind of trouble is Cody causing now?

Dante tells Mac, obviously, Cody’s in some kind of trouble, but he wants to hear Cody’s side of the story first. You’ve got to take whatever Gladys says with a grain of salt. Mac says he knows, but if Cody was restricted from seeing Sasha, he’s already in violation, and Dante says, it’s not like he was trying to do harm to Sasha; he cares about her. Mac says, Dante’s right, and he can’t throw stones because he did the same thing. Dante says, Mac will have to tell him that story, and Mac says he doesn’t know if Cody’s aware of this, but decades ago, his mother Dominique was committed. Leopold Taub, Cody’s father, was a, evil son of a bitch who had her committed. Taub didn’t want Mac anywhere near Dominique, so he had to break into the place to see her. So he gets where Cody is coming from. They both share the same impulse to rescue the women they care about. Dante flashes back to finding out Mac is really Cody’s father.

Sam asks if Cody is sure Sasha is being drugged, and Cody asks, what other explanation could there be? Go see for herself. Something is going on. She asks if he thinks Gladys has something to do with it, and he says, yes. Let’s go over the facts again. Gladys is Sasha’s guardian, right? Gladys is also flat broke. Sasha was thinking of ending the guardianship. He thinks that put Gladys into a panic. Sam says, because her meal ticket’s gone, and he says, exactly. And the timing is so suspicious. Sasha was doing and feeling great. That nasty lady at Home & Heart tried to rattle her. Sasha held it together, then all of a sudden, she started to spiral. Sam says, they’re going to need something more than his suspicions to go on, and Cody says, maybe she doesn’t buy his theory. So he’ll just take care of it… She says, no. She believes him and wants to help him, but there’s no proof. He needs proof. He gets up, and she asks where he’s going. He tells her, she said they need proof. He’s going to go find it.

Montague tells Sasha that he’s here to help her, and she says she doesn’t know what’s going on. Why does she feel this way? He says, because she’s still using. She’s still taking illegal drugs. They’re not sure how she’s getting them in, but they’re going to find out. She says, no, that’s not it. They’re giving her something. He says, just admit it. She still has a problem. He’s going to get her some help. There’s a knock at the door, and Janice says, the doctor wanted to see her? He says, yes. They have a problem.

Dex asks what Michael wanted to talk to him about, and Michael says he has a few questions. Dex says, make it quick; he has somewhere he needs to be. Michael says, somewhere or someone? He’s clearly following Austin. (Someone he needs to be? That makes no sense. Although I have to agree with Michael that Dex is less than stealthy.) Dex says, it’s a job for Sonny, and Michael asks why his father has Dex following the doctor.

Curtis asks what the hell Selina is doing here, and she says she heard what happened to him. He says, everybody heard about it. The shooting was all over the news. She says, the news said he was shot, so naturally, she was concerned about him, and he says, since when? She says she cares about his welfare. She tried to visit him at the hospital, but they said he wasn’t accepting visitors, and he says, if he didn’t want his family as visitors, what made her think he wanted to see her? She says she’s sensing some hostility, and he says, she’d be right, so why doesn’t she leave? She says, it’s at times like this we need our friends, and he tells her, who says they’re friends?

Nina says, Ava is going to have to give her some more information. What nightmare is she referring to? Ava says she’s just had a lot of stress lately, and now things have shifted, and it’s a huge weight off her shoulders, that’s all. Nina says, weight. She’s going to have to elaborate. What’s going on? Ava says she doesn’t even want to talk about it. She just wants to put it behind her. Nina says, don’t do this. If she was to guess, she’d guess it was something she walked in on yesterday in Sonny’s office. They seemed very tense, like there was a lot of things unsaid. Ava says, Nina knows Sonny as well as she does. He’s not that big on communication. Nina says, but usually Ava is. Come on. What is the deal? She feels like Ava and Sonny are shutting her out. Ava tells her, let’s just say, it’s nothing for Nina to worry about, and soon, it will be the same for her. She raises her martini glass.

Betty dashes into Austin’s office, and doesn’t see him. I love how they think he never leaves his office, like he doesn’t have a real job. She says, hello? and he comes out of (I assume) the bathroom. He says, if it isn’t Mrs. Baylock, and she says, who? He asks if she hasn’t seen The Omen, and she says she doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about and she doesn’t care. Because she got this. She shows him the flashdrive, and he says, his turn now. He doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about. She says, this, and he says, what is this? She says, the jackpot.

Selina says, of course (🍷) she and Curtis are friends. She would do anything to help him. He says he already has enough friends, and he doesn’t need anything from her. She says, it’s a shame to hear him say that, and he asks why she just doesn’t cut the crap and tell him why she came here. Because he’s not buying the goodwill tour. She says, he offends her; always so suspicious. If he won’t accept her as a friend, she hopes he continues to deal with her as a business partner, because she has an offer for him. He asks what that would be, and she says, with him being out of commission, he won’t be able to run the club. She’d like to take The Savoy off his hands, and she’s prepared to make him a generous offer. Marshall walks in and says, over my dead body.

Esme sees Spencer and Trina sitting on chaise lounges, playing with Ace. They try to get him to wear a tiny bucket hat, but he’s not having it, and Trina says she used to have one of these as a baby. Her mom even took a picture of her with it on at the beach. Spencer says he bets she was adorable as a baby, and she shrugs. He asks, what’s wrong? and she says, thinking about the photo made her think of her mom and what she’s going through. Things were just getting back on track for her and Curtis when he was shot. And now she has to see him in a wheelchair. She’s just so worried for her. Spencer says, of course (🍷) he wishes he could spend the whole day with her, but he thinks she’d feel better if she checked on her mom. Esme watches.

Cody goes into the station and finds Dante, who asks, what’s going on? Cody says, Dante has to start doing his job. Isn’t he supposed to serve and protect? Well, there’s a woman – a vulnerable, innocent woman – out there… Gladys storms out and says she has something for Cody. Obviously irritated, he says, what is it? She says, here, and slaps the restraining order on his chest.

Willow runs up to Michael, hugging him from behind, and he says, it looks like someone got good news. She says she did. She got the green light to go out in public again. Michael says, that’s huge. Are there any restrictions? She tells him, Dr. Randolph said it could take up to a year for her immune system to fully recover, but it’s already been three months and she’s happy with Willow’s blood cell count. He asks if there are any limitations about what she can do or where she can go, and she says, Dr. Randolph advised against travel for a while, so Paris will have to wait, and she doesn’t think she’ll be going to concerts any time soon, but the doctor encouraged her to go for walks. The doctor said it’s a great way for Willow to build up her strength, and he knows how much Wiley likes to explore down at the boathouse, and she finally has enough energy to push Amelia in her stroller. It’s just a win for the entire family. He says, she’s not planning on going back to work yet, but she tells him, don’t worry; she won’t push it. Even though she got the all clear, she’s not even thinking about going back to work until she’s in 100% remission. But she’s not complaining. Right now she’s just thrilled to be out of house jail, although the warden’s pretty cute. He says, and he can provide special privileges. He’s so happy she got a good report. She says, and she got to see Clara. She was the nurse assigned to Willow during isolation. She was so comforting. Clara has three kids, so she understood how hard it was for Willow to be away from Wiley and Amelia. He says, sounds like she was just what Willow needed, and she says she doesn’t want this great feeling to stop. How about if they go celebrate? He takes her hand, and they leave the hospital.

Portia says, Dex? and he says, hi, Dr. Robinson. She tells him to call her Portia, and asks, what brings him to GH? She hopes everything is okay. He says, all good. He’s just here for his yearly check-up. She says, it’s good he’s taking care of his health. Just let her know if he needs anything. He says, of course (🍷). Will do. Thank you, Dr. Robin… Portia. She continues down the hall.

Trina tells Spencer that she knows her mom is trying to be strong for Curtis, but she sees it’s taking a toll on her, and thinks she’s struggling right now. Esme continues to listen, and she’s been leaning on the doorway so long, I’m surprised they haven’t noticed. Spencer asks if Portia has been able to spend much time with Curtis, and Trina says, she was able to see him at rehab, but she guesses it didn’t go well. This is really tearing her up inside. He says, it can’t be easy on Trina either, and Trina says, no, but she doesn’t want to burden her mom with her feelings. She’s already going through enough. He says he thinks the best thing Trina can do right now is be there for her mom. Even if they’re not talking, just hold her hand, that sort of thing. She says, he gives really good advice for a boy, and he says he does. She says, his girlfriend’s really lucky, and he says he knows. They have a quick kiss over Ace’s head, and Trina leaves.

Selina says, how lovely to see Marshall, but he says he’s not sure he can say the same. Curtis says he can handle this, but Marshall says, Curtis needs to focus on getting better. He’s going to set Miss Wu straight on a few things. Selina says she came here out of kindness. She thought her offer would take the burden off of Curtis. Marshall says, The Savoy’s not for sale, so they respectfully decline her offer, and she says, Curtis has a long road ahead of him. Curtis says, his legs might not work, but his mind is perfectly fine and he’s more than capable of running his club. Marshall says, and until he’s ready to come back, the family’s going to take care of everything. Selina says she thinks they’ll find the day to day operations very challenging. She came here making an offer in good faith, but it’s clear Curtis doesn’t want her help. Running a nightclub isn’t for the faint of heart, so they’d be wise to keep her proposal in mind. She leaves, and Marshall and Curtis look at each other.

Janice asks, what’s the problem? and Montague says, this patient has been taking illegal substances. Someone has been smuggling drugs into this facility, and with Miss Gilmore’s money, he’s sure she found someone on staff who she could bribe to supply her. Can she tell him who’s been assigned to her case? She says, Mandy Green, and he says, they’ll replace Miss Green. She says, Mandy’s one of the best nurse practitioners here. She can’t imagine Mandy doing something like that. He says he’s in no way accusing her, but if she’s taken off the case, it removes her from suspicion. It’s really for Miss Green’s protection. He’s only a visiting psychiatrist, but this is a very prominent patient, so they need a team they can trust. Miss Gilmore’s welfare is very important to him. He takes out his phone and makes a call.

Wow. This guy’s story has more holes than Swiss cheese. Not only does Sasha not have access to her money, Mandy requested the blood tests for outside drugs. This is a tremendous lawsuit waiting to happen.

Cody asks, what the hell is this? and Gladys says, it’s a restraining order, cowboy. Read it. He’s not allowed within 500 feet of Sasha. He asks if she’s out of her mind. She’s the one who belongs in Ferncliff. She says, he won’t be able to terrorize Sasha anymore because he can’t go anywhere near her, and if he tries, there’s a bunk waiting for him… He says, if anyone’s been terrorizing her, it’s Gladys. Gladys got her locked away in the looney bin and threw away the key. And he knows why. As long as Sasha stays committed, she can’t cut Gladys off. Gladys stays her guardian, which is what she’s wanted the whole time, isn’t it? Gladys says, he’s crazy. Don’t listen to him. Cody says, she doesn’t care about Sasha. All she cares about is Sasha’s money. Sasha is trapped and helpless, and she couldn’t care less. Maybe it’s time she felt trapped and helpless. He lunges toward her, but Dante and Robinson hold him back.

Portia looks at her computer and writes down some figures. She calculates how much it will cost to revamp the house for Curtis. Trina comes in and says she thought Portia could use some company, along with some caffeine. Portia takes a coffee from her and thanks her. Trina looks at the screen and says, that’s a lot to take in. She had no idea it was that expensive. Portia says, it will be an adjustment for all of them. She just wants to make sure Curtis is as comfortable as possible. Trina says, she will, and Portia says she’s glad Trina stopped by. It was just what she needed. Trina says she can’t take all the credit. She was at the pool with Spencer and Ace, and Spencer knew she was worried about Portia, so he suggested she come check on her. But the latte was her idea.

Spencer asks if Ace is going to throw the ball far and show all the ladies at the pool his big muscles. Esme joins them and says, there’s her boy. They look like they’re having fun. Spencer says, they’re having lots of fun, and she says she saw his text that they were going to the pool, so she thought she’d take her chances that they’d still be here. She can’t wait for him to be in the water. She asks Ace if he wants to take a swim with mommy, and removes her robe, underneath which she wears a teeny bikini.

Dex pretends to fill out a form, and sees Mason head for Austin’s office. He follows Mason at a distance. Mason walks into the office, and Austin says, no one knocks anymore. Who invited him? Betty says she did, and Austin closes the door. Mason asks what Betty’s got for him, and she says, everything he wanted. She holds up the flashdrive and says, she got the Pikeman goods on Sonny.

Nina says she’s getting the impression that no matter how much she presses, Ava’s not going to come clean. Ava says, it’s not like she’s hiding anything from Nina, but Nina says, yes, she is. Ava says she just doesn’t want to burden Nina with information that will draw her in to something that has nothing to do with her. Nina says, if it involves Sonny, it involves her, because she’s getting married to him, and Ava says, unless the truth about the SEC comes out. Nina says, don’t try to deflect, and that was mean, and Ava says she’s sorry. Nina says, if and when Ava is willing to tell her what’s going on, she’s willing to listen, and leaves.

Cody says, you wretch, throwing down the restraining order. As Robinson drags him away, Cody says he’s going to make Gladys pay for what she did to Sasha. Believe him. She’s going to pay. Robinson pushes Cody into the interrogation room, and Mac asks if Gladys is all right. She says, no, she’s not. He could have killed her. She wants Cody arrested.

Mandy tells Janice that she just heard from Dr. Kirkwood that she’s being pulled from being Sasha Gilmore’s primary caregiver. Janice asks if she said why, but Mandy says, no. The doctor just said she needs to reassign her. She wonders if she did something wrong or if Dr. Montague is unhappy with the way she was taking care of Miss Gilmore. Janice says she wouldn’t worry about it. She knows how those visiting psychiatrists are. They come in here thinking they can run this place better than we do. Don’t take it personally.

Montague injects Sasha with something, and she falls unconscious.

Esme and Spencer play in the pool with Ace, and Spencer says, a regular Michael Phelps in the making.

Michael and Willow walk into the pool area, and Ava says, nice to see Willow. Willow says, it’s nice to be seen out in public, and Ava says, she just missed Nina. Michale says, lucky for them, and Ava says she wishes they’d give Nina another chance. Willow says she’s been making an effort lately, and Ava says, that’s good. Keep in mind that her mother loves her very much, and they’ll all be better off spreading love. Michael says, Ava seems to be in a good mood, and Ava says she is. Life is good, and it’s about to get a whole helluva lot better.

Austin closes the blind on the door, while Dex lurks outside his office. Austin says he’s out. He helped them play their little games. He helped them get Pilar out, so Mary Poppins here could spy on Sonny. He’s done everything they’ve asked him to do. Yay me. Mission accomplished. Mason asks what makes him think he can just walk away, and Austin says he’s done everything Mason has asked him to do. Why can’t Mason just leave him alone? Mason says, cuz you’re not out until the boss says you’re out. You got it?

Portia tells Trina that she thinks she’s ordered everything Curtis should need, and she’s called the company to come out and make the modifications to the house. So she thinks she’s good. Trina says, there’s a lot more to this than just installing ramps. How’s Curtis going to face life in a wheelchair, and how is Portia going to watch him go through it? Portia says, it’s not about her right now. It’s about Curtis and making the house comfortable for him. And this isn’t going to be easy for him at all, but she needs Curtis home.

Curtis thanks Marshall and says he appreciates him, but he doesn’t need Marshall fighting his battles. He’s been dealing with Miss Wu for a long time, and it’s nothing he can’t handle. Marshall says he wasn’t trying to speak for Curtis, but he was afraid Curtis would consider her offer. Curtis says, why? Because he’s in a wheelchair? He doesn’t plan on being here for the rest of his life, but even if he were, he’s more than capable of running his own club. Marhsall pulls up a stool and sits, saying, he knows Curtis is. He’s sorry if he overstepped, but he also knows how much Curtis loves that place. He has every intention of keeping that place going until Curtis is ready to come back. Curtis says, Marshall doesn’t know anything about the business, but Marshall says he plans on learning from the best. That is if Curtis doesn’t mind teaching his old man a few tricks of the trade. Curtis says, it’s complicated, and Marshall says he knows it’s not going to be easy, but this is one small way he can show his gratitude for all Curtis has done for him. Curtis gave him a family. Please, let him do this. Roy comes in with the resistance bands, and asks if Curtis is ready for round two. Marhsall says he’ll get out of their way. He’ll see Curtis soon. He loves him. Curtis says he loves Marshall too, and Marshall leaves.

Gladys says, Mac saw Cody attack her. If he doesn’t arrest Cody, she’ll sue the PCPD. He says, okay, they can arrest Cody. But that means they’ll have to open up an investigation. That means Cody will have to give them a statement, and he’ll write down all his allegations against Gladys. Then it’s their duty to follow up on those claims, and if any of those accusations turn out to be true, that could mean a lot of trouble for her. Is that really what she wants? She says, he wins. She picks up the restraining order and hands it to him, saying, she expects it to be reinforced. She walks out, and Mac goes into the interrogation room. He tells Cody that he’s lucky. He convinced Gladys not to press charges, but Cody is inches away from a jail cell. Dante asks, what the hell is going on with Cody?

Montague comes out of Sasha’s room, and tells Janice that he appreciates her help regarding Miss Gilmore’s care. They don’t want to risk a lawsuit.😐He leaves, and Janice goes into Sasha’s room. Sam peeks out from around the corner, and in the room, Janice takes Sasha’s pulse. Sasha wakes up and scootches away, saying, no, no, no. Stay away from her. Leave her alone. Sam tries to look through the window, and Sasha yells, no, no, no! Stay away from me! She screams, nooo!

Tomorrow, Tracy wants to know, where are the ukuleles; Finn asks Elizabeth, what’s changed this time around; Molly says she has fantastic news; and Sam asks if there isn’t someone missing.

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The headline is a wee bit misleading.

☎️ Reliable Source…

Block, report, and don’t engage. Got it.

🍸 In the Meantime…

Ariana and new boyfriend live their best lives.

Lisa probably wants to keep an eye on those two idiots.

https://people.com/lisa-vanderpump-restaurant-pump-reopen-next-to-tomtom-7644296

💣 Baddest Of the Bad…

The latest in reality desperation.

https://ew.com/tv/house-of-villains-meet-the-cast-reveal/

🤎 It’s Time…

This looks like a great series.

ESSENCE MAGAZINE SERIES “TIME OF ESSENCE” DEBUTS ON OWN

🧙🏽‍♂️ Altering Their Egos…

https://ew.com/tv/see-the-best-cosplayers-from-star-wars-stranger-things-and-more-at-fan-expo-chicago/

🧚🏽‍♂️ Midsummer Night’s Dreaming…

Join me tomorrow for soap and thoughts on the Runway. Until then, stay safe, stay not being pretentious, and stay not demanding someone’s arrest when you have your own dirt to hide. It could mean a lot of trouble for you.

June 5, 2023 – Mason Gives Ava a Task, Awful Summer People Conclude Their Reunion, Disco Queens On Deck & Break Free

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Chase and Brook share an ice cream cone as they dip their feet in the pool I want for my living room, especially with those glow balls floating in it. He says, it’s delicious, and she asks what flavor it is. He says he couldn’t care less, and kisses her.

Dex tells Josslyn that she’s special. Once in a lifetime. The thought of losing her scares him because he’s in love with her. Now it’s his turn to ask; is this too much for her? She kisses him and helps him take off his shirt. My bad. I could have sworn she said she loved him too, but maybe I just automatically filled that in, in my head. They get busy and there’s a song part.

Trina tells Spencer, finally Esme will be held accountable for what she did to them, and once she’s charged, he should have no problem getting custody of his baby brother. He says, except last time, Ace went with Esme to Spring Ridge. Who’s to say that won’t happen again? She says, first of all, Pentenville is on a whole other level of what’s appropriate for a baby. Second, Ace isn’t fresh out of the hospital this time around. He’s settled into Laura’s place, and Diane could argue it’s best not to disrupt his life. Spencer says, she’d be right, and Trina says, she never thought she’d be grateful to his Uncle Victor. He really came through for Spencer, and uncovered evidence that the PCPD missed. She asks what they’re waiting for, and starts scooping everything up, but he says, she can’t do that.

Ava tells Mason that he’s too late. Any connections she had with the Jerome family business died twice. Once with her father, and again with her brother Julian. Mason says, they were impressed by her pedigree. The fact that she’s a Jerome did get their attention. She tells him to take his request down Route 31 to Pentenville, and give his request to her sister Olivia, but he says, alas, Olivia Jerome can’t help him. Austin tells Ava that Mason gets off playing mind games with people because he’s never really figured out what to do with his life. He, on the other hand, has some appointments coming up, so can they move this along? Just tell them what it is he wants. Mason says, when he referred to Ava’s family, he’s not talking about the Jeromes or even the Cassadines, what’s left of them. He’s talking about the father of Ava’s daughter. The biggest value she holds for them is her connection to Sonny Corinthos. I give up trying to figure out what the hell these people do, since it seems to shift every time Mason comes on the scene.

Jordan orders a margarita on the rocks, no salt, at the pool bar, because we are going to work that pool into every scene possible. She takes her old wedding ring out of her bag, and flashes back to telling Curtis that she hopes he and Portia are happy, together or apart, but she has to truly let go. Two years was too long to put her life on hold. She can’t wait a minute more.

Thank God.  The moss bowl🎍is safe. Carly tells Michael, the fact that this footage exists is dangerous to his father. Has he shown this to anyone else? He says, Willow’s seen it, and she says, Willow knows he’s working against his father? He says he only showed it to her recently, and Carly asks what she said. He says, Willow asked him to get rid of the footage, and Carly says, she’s right. He has to destroy this flashdrive.

Brook asks why Chase is looking at her like that, and he says, it’s the only way he knows how to look at her. Does she want him to stop? She says, don’t you dare. She asks how things are in detective land, and he says, they caught the guy that was robbing all the shops on Charles Street. She says, that must’ve felt good, and he says, it did. He’s going to get another beer. Does she want anything? She says, everything she wants is right here, and they kiss. Tracy says, how sweet. Will Chase run and get her a Singapore Sling?

Portia asks when her next appointment is, and the desk nurse tells her, ten minutes. Portia says she hasn’t run the clinic in so long; she’s not used to this many walk-ins. Zeke walks in, and says, a doctor’s work is never done, in an English accent. She hugs him, then punches his arm. He asks if that’s any way to great her little brother, and she asks what he’s doing in Port Charles. Why didn’t he tell her that he was coming?

Trina asks why Spencer doesn’t want to go to the PCPD, but he says he’ll go. She doesn’t have to be involved. She says, that’s a joke, right? Not only was she Esme’s original target, she was here when he opened this thing. She’s in it. He says, but the police don’t have to know that. He’ll take care of this. She says, he’s acting shady, but he says he’s not. She asks why he’d shut her out on this, of all things? and he says, because if the police ask where the evidence came from, she’ll tell them the truth.

Josslyn asks if Dex meant it, and he says, that he’s in love with her? Yes. She says, he probably noticed that she didn’t say it back, and he says he doesn’t care… Obviously, he cares, but he didn’t tell her because he needed a response. He told her because he wanted her to know how he feels. She doesn’t have to say anything. She says she knows, but she wants to.

Carly tells Michael, the only way to make sure this footage isn’t used against Sonny is to make sure it doesn’t exist, but he says, this footage is a way for her to stay out of prison without her having to testify against dad. She says, that’s just semantics. She won’t have to turn against his father in public, but he’ll be behind bars because of her. And what about Josslyn? Dex works for Sonny. Any government investigation will put Dex in prison right next to him. Michael asks if she’d have an issue with that, but she says, Josslyn would have an issue with that. If Dex goes to prison, Josslyn is going to be devastated. She knows they’re butting heads right now, but she can’t believe he wants that for his sister. He says, Dex would come out of it okay, and she asks how he can say that. Michael says, he just would, and she asks, what’s going on? What does he know that she doesn’t know?

Tracy says she’s surprised to see Brook here, and Brook asks, why? Tracy asks, where’s her drink? and Chase says, it’s coming right up. He asks if Brook would like anything, and Brook says, just for him to come right back. Tracy asks, what the hell is Brook doing?

Chase says hi to Jordan, and she asks if he’s enjoying his afternoon off. He says, yes, and her? She says, yeah, and he asks the bartender for another El Rey Sol and a Singapore Sling. He asks if Jordan is sure she’s okay.

Tracy asks, how Brook can be her eyes and ears at Deception if she’s here sunning herself by the pool? Brook says, A, it’s after 5, and B, hasn’t she heard of summer? Tracy says, oh, her bosses cut back on office hours in the summertime, but Brook says, they give leeway. Maxie, Sasha, and Lucy care that their employees are happy. Tracy asks, what kind of business plan is that? and Brook says, that’s enough. Why is Tracy so interested in Deception?

Trina says, obviously she’d tell the police the truth. Is Spencer saying he wouldn’t? He says he thinks they should downplay where the evidence came from, and she asks what he’s going to say. He says he doesn’t know, which is exactly why they can’t go to the cops right now. He needs time to think. The police are going to be suspicious of anything that comes from Victor Cassadine, including and especially evidence they failed to uncover during the investigation. She says, they’re going to be a little embarrassed, but that’s no reason to lie about it, and he scoops up the papers, saying, he doesn’t want to talk about this right now. She asks, what’s wrong with him? but he says, nothing. She says, obviously, he knows something she doesn’t, but he says, the only thing he knows is, involving his uncle in this is going to complicate things significantly. They’re going to hold this evidence under a microscope. She asks if they won’t do that anyway, and he says, what happens if Esme’s lawyer decides to use Victor’s crimes to discredit this evidence, or get it thrown out entirely? She’s going to walk. They get one shot at this. If she’s found not guilty, they can’t try her again for the same crime. She says she doesn’t buy a word he’s saying. Tell her what he’s keeping from her, or she’s out.

Josslyn tells Dex that she’s not hesitating because she’s unsure about how she feels about him. Just telling someone she loves them makes her nervous. She’s only said that twice, and really meant it both times, but neither love lasted. With Cam, they just outgrew each other, and with Oscar, who knows? They probably would have too. He says, she wasn’t given the chance to find out, and she says, they both knew he was dying when they said I love you. He says, that was incredibly brave to open her heart like that, knowing there was no future for them, and she says she doesn’t regret it. What she had with Oscar was really special. Sorry. Is it weird she’s talking about that? He says, no. he wants her to feel like she can tell him anything. I notice he’s wearing his dog tags, and wonder if those don’t get in the way when… never mind. She says she wants to, and knows she shouldn’t let her past come between them, but he says, that’s not how he sees it. They’re both who they are because of their experiences. He’s grateful for her past. He’s grateful for her.

Carly tells Michael, Josslyn said Dex had a plan; that he wasn’t going to be working for Sonny forever. She just thought it was wishful thinking, but Josslyn was adamant that Dex didn’t want to be part of the business. Now here Michael is with footage of Sonny trafficking illegal weapons, and shockingly, it won’t implicate Dex. The night Dex was shot, he was found on the Quartermaine grounds. Dex was there to see Michael. Dex is working for him.

Ava says, Mason is crazy if he thinks she knows anything about Sonny’s business, but Mason says, she’s in a good position to find out. They co-parent their daughter Avery successfully, and she’s on good terms with Sonny’s fiancé Nina Reeves. She says, this is how that would go. Hey, Sonny, how’s your business? What’s it to you, Ava? Butt out. Austin says, Mason is essentially asking Ava to hang a target on her own back, but Mason says, they’re only asking her to maintain a rapport with her bestie and baby daddy. The information will come. Ava says, somehow, she doesn’t think that would be the end of it, and Mason says, she’s right. There’s a small task they need now, but she’ll be perfectly placed to receive her marching orders. (I don’t think that means what he thinks it means.) She says she doesn’t take orders. Not from him. Not from anybody. Mason says, there’s a lot of dangerous anybodys in the world, but she says she hasn’t seen anything to back up his threats, so how does she know this great and powerful Oz isn’t some hillbilly behind a curtain? He says, she doesn’t know, but Austin knows. Ava says she’s had enough, and gets up, but Austin says, please. She needs to hear Mason out.

Zeke says he got tired of hearing Portia tell him everything was fine, so he decided to come see for himself. She says she’s sorry she wasn’t more forthcoming, but she didn’t want to face him, and for him to see the mess she made of her life. He says, because she’s a fool. On what planet does she think he’d judge her? She’s his sister; he loves her. She says, no matter what? and he says, no matter what. Unless she switched from being a 49ers fan to a Bill’s fan; then all bets are off. She says she actually roots for the Patriots now, and he says, bye. She says she’s kidding, and he says, she’d better be. She thanks him for coming all this way, and for teasing her; for making her feel normal again. He asks how things are with Trina, and she says, she guesses they’re improving. Slowly, but surely. She’s determined to give Trina space, even though the distance is killing her. The whole thing with Spencer, and getting caught up in that mess with the Cassadines… She’s never been so terrified in her life. He says, that Spencer kid was trouble when he met him at the reception, and she says, he’s a real vibe, right? Zeke says, that’s one way of putting it, and Portia says, Spencer has caused Trina nothing but pain. He says he doesn’t get why Trina is with him, and she says, it’s her fault. Not fully, but the rift between her and Trina certainly didn’t help. He says, as in, it made her turn to Spencer? and Portia says, and made her cling to him even tighter. But now… He asks what she’s planning, and she says, Zeke’s here and Trina’s here. Maybe he can talk some sense into her.

Trina says, Spencer promised he’d never lie to her again, and he says he hasn’t. She says, he’s keeping something from her, and she wants nothing to do with that in their relationship. Let her lay it out for him. Tell her the truth right now, or she’s gone. She’s not playing with him. He says, his uncle may have falsified this evidence. In fact, he’d be shocked if his uncle didn’t falsify it. She asks why he’d think that, and he says, because a few months ago, he asked Victor for help in getting custody of Ace, and he implied he was going to kill Esme. He said, no, because he wants Esme out of Ace’s life, not dead. That’s insane. So what Victor suggested, or rather said, was that he was going to find new evidence. She says, so this new evidence is definitely fake, and he says, most definitely. Which is why he needs to be the one who brings it in. She says, he’s not bringing this evidence anywhere.

Carly shoves the flashdrive at Michael, and he says, yes. Dex is his mole in Sonny’s organization. She asks, how long? and he says, from the beginning. He planted Dex. She says, so Dex is only working for Sonny… He says, to gather evidence against him. Dex isn’t a criminal; he’s ex-military. He hired Dex from a private security company. She asks if Josslyn knows, and he says, not at first. When they first met, Josslyn thought he was one of Sonny’s guys. He told Dex to stay away from her. Carly says, he’s a great listener. Michael knows his sister; she’s not going to give up on something. He says, at some point, without consulting him, Dex told Josslyn the truth, and she asks if Josslyn knows about the footage. He says, yeah. That’s what they were arguing about at the hospital. Josslyn helped him realize that the footage will give Carly the best deal with the Feds. She says, no, but he says, it’s the best way of keeping her out of prison. She says, listen to her. She will not sacrifice his father to save herself. He says, then do it to save her family.

Jordan tells Chase she’s fine; just decompressing. He says, so was he, until Brook’s grandmother showed up.

Brook says, Tracy never did tell her why she wants her working at Deception, but Tracy says she did. She wants information on the patent for The Deceptor, and everything else Brook knows about the new product line coming out. Brook says, there’s a new product line? and Tracy says, she’s utterly useless.

Spencer tells Trina, they know Esme is guilty. She filmed that video of Joss and Cam, she framed Trina, she nearly killed that Oz guy. Does it really matter how she’s brought to justice? Trina says, let her think about it… Yes. He says, if she really feels that way, then go, and forget about everything she saw here. He’ll be the one to take this on.

Ava says, they have no idea the strides she and Sonny have made in order to co-parent their daughter successfully. She’s not going to blow that for whatever grand ambitions Austin’s cousin and his puppet master have in mind. Mason tells Austin to get Ava under control, and Ava is like, hey, but Austin says, just take a minute. He just needs her to hear Mason out. She says, Austin just said it himself; crossing Sonny could put her at risk. He says, she’s more at risk if she doesn’t do what they’re asking. He’s just trying to help her out. She has to trust him on this one. He’s looking out for her. Ava says, Mason claimed he had something they both need to do, but so far, it looks like it’s only her, and Mason says, Austin’s job is to keep her on task. She says, lucky him. Even if she were to agree, Mason has no idea of the history between her and Sonny. He says, they know all about it. It’s a tall order, he knows, but they have faith in her. Start by cultivating a greater role in his life. Ava says, to what end? and Mason says, let’s just take it step by step, shall we? Get him to confide in her. She says, he won’t, and Mason says, then make him. Bring back anything she hears about his association with a company named Pikeman.

Josslyn and Dex get dressed, and she says she did offer to leave town with him. He says he remembers. The fact she was willing to do that… She says she still would, if it was their only option, but he says, they talked about this. He doesn’t want her to have to leave her family, friends, and career. She says she doesn’t want that either, but she would if it meant being with him, and he says, they’ve been through a lot together. She says, more than most couples in their entire life, and we go down Dex and Josslyn Memory Lane. She says she doesn’t want anything to come between them, not the Feds and not her own fears. She loves him.

Ava asks, what kind of business is that? but Mason says, no more questions. If she needs to know more, he’ll tell her. Just keep her ears  open. Anything she hears, report to Austin, and Austin will report to him. He knows Austin will keep her on task for both their sakes. He knows she thinks he’s like an ignorant hayseed, but remember he knows a lot of things other people don’t, like where Nikolas Cassadine really is. And Nikolas’s mother, the PCPD, and his son would be very interested to hear from him. Ava says, he’s made his point, and he says he doesn’t want to overstay his welcome. One more thing. Throw in the moss bowl🎍. If either of them is thinking of doling out the same fate that befell Ava’s husband, he’s not the one in charge. As Austin knows, they disappear him, they’ll end up with much more heat than they could ever handle. He leaves, and Austin shuts the door.

Zeke says he’ll help Portia with Trina any way he can, and she thanks him, saying, they can talk about it when they get home. He says he’s staying at the MetroCourt, but she says, no. He says, she’s got enough on her plate, and he’s doing some business in Port Charles with no ending, and doesn’t want to overstay his welcome. She says, that’s impossible. He has a client in New York? He says, when he heard where he was located, he got excited and jumped on it. Any excuse to see her and Trina, starting tonight hopefully. Can she join him for dinner? The desk nurse tells Portia that she has a patient waiting in the exam room, and Portia says, thank you. Zeke says he should have known better than to try and surprise a doctor, but she says, how about lunch tomorrow? He says, perfect, and she can tell Trina that he’s in town. She says, he’s playing peacemaker already, and he gives her two thumbs up. She says she’s so grateful, and he says, bottom line, neither she nor Trina will be happy until the relationship gets repaired. She says, it’s so good to have someone on her side, and he says, always. He hugs her, and says he’s got her.

Trina says she can’t just unsee this, but Spencer says, sure she can. She says, just hear her out. She knows how tempting it is to use this evidence… He says, they don’t know for sure the evidence is fake, but she says, this isn’t the way. It’s just wrong, and also illegal. If the cops discover any of this evidence isn’t legit, he’s the one who’s going to go to prison. Then what’s going to happen to Ace? He says, she’s right, and she says, so they’re agreed that they’re going to destroy all this evidence. He says, yes, of course (🍷), and her phone dings. She says she forgot, she has to meet her dad for dinner… Taggert, and he says he knew what she meant. She says she doesn’t think she’s ready to call Curtis dad yet, and he tells her, she said yet. Does that mean maybe someday?

Michael says, Carly is the glue that holds this family together, and the moss bowl🎍is offended. He says, what about Donna? and Carly says, it’s going to kill her to be away from Donna, but she’ll be okay. He says, without her mother? and Carly says, she’ll have Sonny, but he says, they both know that’s not the same thing. Wiley and Amelia need their grandmother. Josslyn needs her. He needs her. She says, he’s not playing fair, and he says, maybe not, but everything he’s saying is true. He holds out the flashdrive, and says, please give this footage to the US Attorney’s office.

Trina says she’s taking things with Curtis one step at a time, and Spencer says he thinks that’s a good plan. She says, her dad is also supportive, and he says he also thinks everything is going to work out. She says she’s starting to believe so too, and he tells her get out of here. He’ll get rid of the evidence and give the key back to the bank. She says she’ll see him later, and he says, definitely. She kisses him, and leaves. He sits down, looking at the evidence.

Ava asks if Austin was just going along with Mason to get him to leave. Does he really think she’d entertain spying on Sonny Corinthos? He says, Mason is a very dangerous guy, but she says she’s dealt with a lot worse than him. Austin says, he’s just the messenger. He’s not the person in charge. She says, clearly, Austin knows who is, and he says he thinks it would be better if they just dealt with Mason. She asks, who is this big, bad boss calling the shots? and he yells, stop! He says he’s sorry. He’s serious. She already knows too much. He leaves.

Spencer puts the stuff back in the box, and says, just in case.

Brook says, Tracy told her that she wants her working at Deception. What Tracy hasn’t told her is why. It’s clearly not because she has an interest in makeup or fashion. Tracy says she’s not dignifying that with a response, and Brook says, of course (🍷) she’s not. Chase comes back with Tracy’s drink, and she says she hopes he’s off duty. He says he is, and Brook says, he actually caught those guys who broke into Logan’s today, and Tracy says, that’s nice. Would he get her some pâté? He says, they actually only serve that in the main dining room, and she says, and? He says, oh, okay, and leaves.

Zeke asks Jordan if the seat next to her is taken, and she says, it’s all his, but for the record, she won’t be good company. He says he’ll take his chances, and sits down, smiling at her.

Dex tells Josslyn that she doesn’t have to say it because he did, and she says she knows, but it’s true. She loves him. he says he loves her too, and they kiss. He says, they’ll figure it out together, and she says, together, kissing him again.

Carly tells Michael, if she takes that flashdrive to the US Attorney, which proves Sonny violated the National Security Act, he’ll go to federal prison for the rest of his life. Then what? What happens to Port Charles? What happens to Sonny’s territory? There is no Jason to step in, and she certainly can’t do it. Is there anyone else in Sonny’s organization who can take over? He says, no, and she says, so it leaves a vacuum, and other players will rush in; the Wu’s and everyone else. And they’re all going to want to prove Sonny’s finished; that he no longer has power, including the power to protect his family. If Sonny goes to prison, they’ll all become targets, especially her, because she knows the most about the business. He says, she’s making a lot of assumptions, and she says, my God. This is exactly what happened two years ago when Sonny disappeared. She and Jason risked their lives to keep the organization together. If they hadn’t, someone else would have taken over and they would have been killed. Every single one of them. With Sonny in prison, they’re all vulnerable and she’s not going to let that happen. He says he doesn’t see it that way. He sees it as her best chance to stay out of prison, to save herself. She says he wants his father to go to prison? She knows he’s disappointed Michael. He’s disappointed her, so badly. Destroying him isn’t going to heal them, and someone will die. He puts the flashdrive on the island, and says, in case she changes her mind. It’s encrypted, so it’s safe. It’s her choice what she wants to do with it, and he’ll respect whatever decision she makes. She says she loves him, and he leaves. She and the moss bowl🎍look at the flashdrive.

Tomorrow, Laura has made a decision about something; Curtis asks Drew if giving up Sonny is an option; Maxie says, it’s is too good to be true; and Tracy tells Brook that something is going to change, and soon.

Summer House – The Reunion – Part Two

Paige says she doesn’t want to speak to Lindsay, who says Paige speaks about her. She’d rather be nuts than boring. Andy asks Amanda if she had a problem with Lindsay and Carl dating, and she says, they have to figure out their own journey. Andy asks where and when they’re getting married, and Carl says, Mexico in November. Andy asks which housemates are invited, and they tell him nothing’s been decided yet, and ask at the end of the night. Lindsay says, they only want people who are supportive, and Carl says he hopes they can find a way to remove the deep rooted anger and hate. He thought today they’d have the chance to finalize the list. Andy says, Kyle and Carl had an unbreakable bond, but this year had them wondering if this house share would be their last. We flash back to their moments of angst, and Andy asks what the current status of their friendship is. Carl says, it’s hard work changing a friendship when you’re changing your lifestyle, and it came to a head. He takes responsibility because he didn’t open up, even though Kyle gave him a lot of opportunity, and it’s super important to him where they are today. Kyle says, Carl’s role in the business was shifting to  being events and marketing driven as opposed to VP of sales. Last year, he felt kind of taken advantage of. Andy asks why he blamed Lindsay, and Kyle says, it was one thing after another when Carl and Lindsay’s relationship was hitting its stride, and Carl says he understands how Kyle could see it that way, but he made his own decisions. Amanda say she tried to explain to Kyle that he was only hearing one side, and not knowing what the other side was doing. Carl says, he was frustrated, giving advice only on what he knew, and Lindsay says she told Carl that he had to talk to Kyle, and not quit, blindsiding his best friend. Kyle says he apologizes for pinning it on her. He was trying to simplify something complicated. Andy says Kyle vented his frustration to an audience that didn’t include Carl, and we flash back to that dinner where Kyle was ranting about Carl. Andy asks how Carl felt, and Carl admits he showed up coked up at the job, but wishes he’d had the opportunity to say it himself, not Kyle. He’s ashamed and embarrassed by his past, and hoped to repay it with hard work. It hurt to have his addiction brought up publicly. Kyle says he felt like the dirtiest guy in the world the second it came out of his mouth. He’s ashamed and embarrassed. He doesn’t think he realized the extent Carl was struggling early on. It was him at his worst. Carl says, he’s best friend didn’t grasp what he went through, and Andy suggests they hug it out, and they do. Carl says, he doesn’t need a reminder, and Kyle says he’s sorry for bringing up. Carl says he’s sorry Kyle’s seen him at his worst. Andy asks how Carl felt seeing Danielle go to bat for him. Carl says he texted her. She’s fierce and loyal, and has always been like that. Kyle says he didn’t realize how out of line he was until then, and at this point, everyone needs a tissue. I don’t because I still think they’re immature brats and everyone is too old for this. Kyle says he didn’t realize how much Carl did to change course; he’s a new . Andy say, the shame addicts carry is exponentially greater than the anger the person they’ve hurt has for them, and Carl says he understands saying things you regret. During the Season One interviews, he was all over the place. He was showing up drunk during the week. Then he spoke to his brother about his heroin addiction when it wasn’t his place, and it hurt their relationship. He harbored anger because he didn’t realize he had his own issues. They hadn’t spoken again, and his brother passed away, so there was no chance to tell him that he’s not harboring anger and hate toward him. Kyle says, Carl has been through so much, and there are more tears. Kyle says he loves Carl. Never change.

They take a break everyone dashes to the bathroom. Sam visits with Kory in the dressing room, and Lindsay asks if Carl is uncomfortable, but he says he’s not. He wants to have a fun summer at the house before they get married. Lindsay says she’s going to ignore the barking of immature and ridiculous people. The only ones who matter are the ones they’ve had relationships with for years; her, him, Kyle, Amanda, and Danielle. She wants to focus on those. I’m confused. Amanda tells Kyle that she wonders when they can move on from the stuff with Lindsay, and he says his usual strategy is to fall on his sword, and forgive and forget. He suggests they get off their chests what they need to. It’s the only way the group has a chance of rebuilding. They reconvene, and a producer snatches a drink from Kory. Andy says, they watched Sam work through her roster until her dream guy walked in… and ignored her. He asks if she was starting to think that guy didn’t exist, but Sam says she held out hope to find someone crazier than her. A viewer brings up Kory’s concern about long distance relationships, and asks if he didn’t have a similar worry with Jess. Why did he think it would work with Sam? He says, she’s not Jess. He actually likes Sam. Andy asks if it’s strange, watching the show back and seeing Ciara was interested in him. Would knowing that have changed anything? We flash back to Ciara saying she’d do Kory, but I already know he’s smart enough to answer, no, regardless of how he feels. Kory says, they were flirty, but he didn’t read into it. It’s flattering, but he doesn’t think it would change anything. Andy says, a viewer mentions that Sam said Kory seemed like the kind of guy who would stop texting when she caught feelings for him. When did she realize she was wrong? Sam says, she asked him to send her some photos from the summer, but he said he needed an excuse to talk to her every day. To this day, she’s getting one photo a day. Aww! I kind of like them, but if they hang around long enough, they might turn awful. Andy says, Paige and Craig were going strong, but when Craig brought up the next steps in their relationship, Paige’s reaction made Craig wonder if she was stepping back. We flash back to that, and Andy says, Paige burst into tears when she thought they’d be engaged in six months. Paige says, people don’t talk about how scary it is getting older and growing up. She’s only lived in New York, and thinking of being a plane ride away from her family when she’s starting her own is scary. Andy says, Suzanna from Melbourne wants to know why the only choice is Paige moving to Charleston. Why doesn’t Craig move to New York? Paige says she doesn’t think Craig would be happy long term in New York, and she doesn’t want to put that on him. She also felt when she had a family, she’d move to the suburbs when the time was right. Andy says, we watched Mya and Olivier’s meet cute, but something seemed off this summer. We flash back to her confronting him, and Andy asks when their status changed, and Mya says, when you know, you know, and she knew. He wasn’t honest, and even when it came to light, she didn’t know the extent of it. She found out he’d had 11 women Everyone’s head explodes.

Andy asks if Danielle is still friends with Oliver, but she says she curses the day he was born. Andy wants to get into Danielle and Robert’s break-up, announced this fall. He asks if she felt like they were starting to grow apart this summer, but Danielle says she thinks their relationship was normal. She wanted them to spend more time together, but that was nothing new, and we flash back to her saying that. Andy says, it was okay until it wasn’t, and Danielle says, she wanted to work on it, but Robert wanted to continue going to Aspen, and not work on it. Andy says, Lindsay was best friends with Danielle almost the entire time, and asks if she was surprised or did she see red flags? Lindsay says, yes and no. She was surprised, and thought they’d work through the conflict, but it’s hard dating a chef. Andy asks if Danielle feels like she was projecting her own relationship issue on Lindsay and Carl, but she says she’d never do that. It had nothing to do with not wanting her best friend to have a happy and successful relationship. Andy asks what Lindsay believes, and Lindsay says she was doing a deep dive to figure out the root issue, and thinks projection was part of it. But she thinks a lot had to do with Danielle being scared of losing a friend. Kyle says, it had nothing to do with Robert. He’d had some business with Robert, and asked how they were last summer. Robert said they’d been fine, other than the usual speedbumps any couple had. It had nothing to do with Carl and Lindsay’s relationship. Carl says, Robert said something similar to him when he reached out to him. Danielle wonders why he didn’t reach out to her, and he says he felt bad that he didn’t. Danielle says, Lindsay didn’t reach out either, but Lindsay says, she thought because Danielle went to Aspen, they were working it out. She wasn’t sure what was going on. Danielle says, nor did she care. Everyone else reached out. Carl says, it was a tough spot. He’s sorry; he wasn’t sure what to do. Lindsay says, Danielle could have told her that she needed her, and Danielle says she realized their friendship was incredibly one-sided.

Andy says, the biggest relationship shocker was the tres amigos. Danielle and Lindsay had a bond more like sisters, and there was a status change in a way no one saw coming. Andy asks when things changed, and Danielle says, when she told Paige that she thought they might be moving too fast. We flash back to that, and Paige relaying it to Lindsay. Danielle says she felt they were expediting being together, but  it would be usual to figure out your career and finances first, along with Carl’s sobriety at the forefront. Andy says, those seem like concerns any best friend would have. Why not talk them out? Lindsay, says, that’s clear now, but it wasn’t during the summer. Danielle says, all Lindsay heard was her being critical, and discarded her, and Andy asks what the real problem was; that Danielle said it or that Lindsay got the information from Paige, since she doesn’t like Paige. Danielle tells Paige, she was messy as hell, and don’t throw her under the bus again. Lindsay says she would have been upset had she heard it from anybody else, but Danielle doesn’t think she would have had the same reaction with anyone else. Paige says, Danielle wasn’t allowed to be friends with them, but she did anyway. Since he likes beating a dead horse, Andy says, Danielle was upset about Lindsay moving too fast. Why not just take it as a friend’s concern? and Lindsay says, Danielle moved in with her boyfriend after two months of knowing him. She thought it was hypocritical. She’s known Carl for seven years, and they’ve been through so much. Danielle says she’s been through everything with them, and Mya says she thinks it was about not hearing it from Danielle directly. Andy wonders if Lindsay was just upset that Danielle wasn’t playing the supportive role, and Ciara says, Lindsay lost her little soldier. Lindsay says, it wasn’t a role; it was a best friendship, and Andy asks if Carl understands why Danielle was upset to be left out of the engagement. He’d told Kyle and Chris. All the guys knew. It seems huge that Danielle was the one person not told. Carl says he wasn’t out to hurt Danielle or leave her out. Lindsay says, he didn’t tell any of the girls in the house. He told Danielle that he’d been ring shopping, and she screamed into a pillow. We flash back to that, and Carl tells Danielle that she didn’t say she’d love to help him, and Danielle says she never knew he was planning an engagement. He’s just proving her point. She has no disdain, but she’s just frustrated. She always had the best intentions, and she doesn’t want them to think she doesn’t want them to be happy. Carl apologizes for not including her, but he did what he thought was best to surprise Lindsay. Plenty of people get engaged, and their best girlfriends have no idea it’s coming. Danielle asks if she’s five, and Lindsay says, she acted like it. Carl says, he was in the hospital two days before, and Danielle says, he doesn’t give a sh*t about her. He says he feels bad, but he did it for him and Lindsay.

Carl says he didn’t think it all through, and Andy asks if he understands Danielle spinning at the engagement party. Given all the years of friendship, can they understand why she was upset? They say, no, and Andy asks if there’s anything Danielle would change about that night, and she says, her outfit, the amount she was drinking, and the amount of people she talked to. We flash back to Danielle telling anyone who would listen that she just learned about this an hour ago, and Danielle says, it’s a real reaction; it wasn’t malicious. She was beside herself and hurt. She would have loved to organize a lot of it, or be involved in any way. In a million years, she wouldn’t have tried to make the party about her. If that’s how Lindsay feels… Lindsay says, that’s what happened, and Danielle says she’s super apologetic. She never wants Lindsay to think she was unsupportive. She only wants Lindsay’s happiness. Andy asks if Lindsay accepts the apology, and Lindsay says she does. She understands why Danielle was feeling hurt. She’d also want be part of a best friend’s milestone. Andy asks if they can put a period on this, and Lindsay says, sure, but things are never put to rest in Bravoland. Andy says, watching back their final conversation – we flash back to that – does Danielle regret what she said, and Danielle says, no. He asks if Lindsay regrets anything, but she says, no. That’s how she felt in the moment. Danielle tells her that she said they’d never been friends. Kyle says, Lindsay was the coldest, most emotionless person he’s ever seen, and she dopped Danielle like a mic drop. I agree. Lindsay was literally creepy. Lindsay says, it wasn’t cut and dried, and Kyle tells her, all Danielle said was she thought they were rushing things. Lindsay says, he has no intention of seeing her perspective, and Kyle asks if what Danielle did was so bad. Lindsay says she was hurt by the things she heard that Danielle said the entire summer. Kyle says, she was so cold, it was hard to watch, but Lindsay says she has no regrets. Danielle was making it about her. Andy says, Danielle apologized, and Lindsay said she understood. Ciara says, Lindsay’s not trying to see or hear Danielle, and Danielle is her best friend. Lindsay says, like Ciara cares.

Andy asks if Lindsay thinks Danielle has bad intentions for her and Carl, but Lindsay says, no. He asks if she thinks Danielle isn’t supportive, and she says she doesn’t know how to answer. Andy is surprised after all Danielle said, and Carl says he thinks Danielle supports them. Lindsay says she’s trying to figure out the deep rooted issue, and Mya says, Danielle is struggling to figure out how she feels about them as a couple and separately. Andy suggests that led to them to not communicate, and they were hearing other people and playing telephone. That it was people Lindsay doesn’t like made it seem more conspiratorial, but Danielle wasn’t gathering her enemies; she had genuine concerns. It wasn’t as dire and crazy as it seemed. Carl says, him excluding Danielle from the engagement hurt her in a way he didn’t expect. She spiraled and somewhat ruined it, but he knows it was never intended that way. It snowballed through things beyond two women who loved and cared about each other for a long time. He thinks the reason they’re fighting so hard is because they care about each other, and have for so long. Lindsay agrees, and Danielle says, the issue has never been about Carl and Lindsay as a couple. She had an opinion, but she’ll always support them and want their happiness. She wants this friendship to go back or start something new. She cries, and tells Lindsay that she can’t say she doesn’t miss her. Lindsay says, they got off track. There’s a special reason they formed a bond, and she’s hopeful they can find a version of that after this.

Andy says, Kyle is the ringleader, and I envision him in a top hat at the circus. Andy asks if he sees a path forward, and feels good about next summer. Kyle says he’s positive. You don’t just throw all that away. No one has to be best friends. Andy wants to wrap things up with shots; water for Carl. The shots are brought out in tiny boots with tiny cowboy hats on top, and Andy suggests Kyle lead them in a toast. Danielle is worried they’ll be here all night, and Kyle says, through thick and thin, this crew figures out how to have a good time and spend it together. Which really isn’t a toast, but they clink boots. Andy says, summer should be fun, and Lindsay says, summer can be fun.

Later that night. We see a text to Andy from Carl, along with a photo of Carl, Lindsay, Danielle, and Gabby: Wanted to share the live update. Got Lindsay and Danielle at dinner! Will keep helping things along. What a day. Thanks again for your guidance and support. Appreciate all that you do!

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

We flash back over Daisy and Gary and Colin over the years. Mostly Gary, since Colin had a girlfriend. It ends with Daisy and Colin in bed.

Igy Marina. Mads and Gary are behind closed doors, but we hear things I’ll never unhear. In Colin’s interview, he says he and Daisy have always been flirty, but he had a girlfriend, so nothing was acted on or thought about. In some ways, it was just a matter of time, but he’s surprised. He’s picking up what she’s putting down.

28 hours to charter. Lucy says, her head’s banging, and poor Chase cleans up. Ugh. Mads returns to the guest cabin Gary says he’s glad she came back to the room, but she says she’s only here because Colin is in her cabin with Daisy. Later, Gary tells Colin, rumor on the street is, he hooked up with Daisy. In Gary’s interview, he says he didn’t see that coming. Mom and dad? Gary thanks Alex for interrupting him and Mads; it was a d*ck move. They both laugh, so I guess it’s all good. In Daisy’s interview, she says, the minute she and Colin met, she thought he’s hot, but she’s never known him being single. It was a good kiss. The producer says, give us more than that, and Daisy says, obviously there’s sexual energy there. Lucy looks messy, and when Chase tries to talk to her, she says, her head hurts and that’s all she knows. In Lucy’s interview, she says, be real, and we flash back to last night’s dinner when she abruptly got up after he made lewd suggestions. She says, Chase can’t just talk to her after that. He’s a wanker. Mads tells Lucy that she had sex with Gary, and surprisingly, Lucy doesn’t ask, why? In Glenn’s interview, he says, there’s still a lot of stuff to keep an eye on with the engine. The gaskets are a problem, but they have new insolation that’s not full of oil. Gary and Colin work on the engine, and Colin asks if Gary likes Daisy. Gary says he thought he did, but he’s happy Colin and Daisy hooked up. Colin asks if he’s upset. He gets the feeling Gary liked her. Gary says he thought there was chemistry, but he guesses not, and in Colin’s interview, he says, Gary is telling him one thing, but his face is saying another. Still, he hopes they’re good enough friends that Gary would tell him. Gary says, go for it, and Glenn calls Gary, Daisy, and Ileisha for the preference sheet meeting. I hate how they use the term hook up for a lot of different things. Like, did they have sex or did they just make out? Or did they go fishing together? Who knows?

Glenn says, it’s four lovely ladies. Primary Jill is fun loving and celebrating her recent retirement with her best girlfriends. They want to be treated like royalty, with fruity drinks in hand at all times. It’s an overnight, and they want a 70s disco theme party at night, then the next day, a trip to the beach for games and food. In Ileisha’s interview, she says, only four. Is she on vacation? Daisy orders disco balls, and other 70s paraphernalia. She tells Gary that it was rough waking up, and asks what he thinks of her and Colin kissing. He says he thinks it’s nice; they definitely have chemistry. She says she’s asking because they’ve kissed and they’re friends. Gary says, maybe there’s a little jealousy, but he hooks up with Mads. She asks why he’s jealous, and he says he thought they had something, but where was it going to go? He talked to Colin about it. Daisy says, he can’t tell her that he has feelings for her? and he says, maybe he’s a coward. In Daisy’s interview, she asks what warped zone she’s in. Gary has feelings for her now that he’s seen her with someone else. She thinks he’s upset at not having her being his backup. It’s f***ing annoying.

Gary tells Daisy that he couldn’t pursue anything. He thought he had no chance, and she told him to stay away from her. Daisy says, he’s in a relationship with her roommate. Does he want to compare them, and see who he has more chemistry with? They’re three weeks into the season, and he’s been hooking up with Mads for three weeks. Chase asks if this is private, but Gary says, no, and jets. In Gary’s interview, he says he thinks there the sexual tension will always be there until he and Daisy have sex… again… He’s joking. Now she’s hooking up with Colin. The boat is prepped, and Daisy asks if Colin regrets kissing her, but he says, not at all. She says she’s not someone who hooks up, and he asks where they go from here. She says she’s not thinking too much about it, and Colin says, keep it professional. No PDA in front of the crew. On the bridge, Glenn is on the phone, telling someone that he had a dream a donkey was trying to kill him. It kept kicking him. It was freaking scary. In the morning, provisions come in, and Colin finishes the insulation.

The guests arrive, and Glenn welcomes them. He says, they’ll get their luggage on, and get out quick. Daisy gets ready to give them the tour, and they ask if they can have something other than champagne. I spaced out and missed what it was, but it’s something made in a blender. A daiquiri maybe? One of the guests remarks that it’s a handsome crew. Chase tells them that he heard their from the Carolinas, and he’s from South Carolina. In Chase’s interview, he says he knows what these women want; manners, and a little taste of home. Daisy asks Lucy to make the drinks, and in Lucy’s interview, she says, her method of handling stress is to moan then finally do the job. She crams too much into the blender at once, and it won’t spin.

During the commercial break, I see Sandoval blubbering. No sympathy whatsoever.

Guest Erica says, there are some good looking people here, and Ileisha makes canapés. In Ileisha’s interview, she says, these ladies are classy, and will appreciate something Southern. She’s catering to their flavors, but putting her twist on it. Glenn puts the sails up, and the pirate movie music starts. Glenn tells Colin that they’re almost going as fast as the engine. Colin tells Daisy that Gary’s birthday is tomorrow, and they plan something for before they go out. Alex comes to the cabin while they’re talking, and Daisy says, nothing to see here. He tells them, just don’t touch his sh*t. The wind is dying, so the sails come down, and they anchor. The guests invite Glenn to dinner, and Daisy brings out all the 70s stuff. In Glenn’s interview, he says he had a lot of fun in the 70s, sneaking into discos. The 70s were great. He had a big afro. We see his picture, and wow, he sure did. He says, streaking was big. Groovy, baby. Guest Lorrie tells Daisy that she took off her diamond necklace and earrings, and they’re gone. She asks if they have a video of who might have come into the room, but Daisy says she promises no one took them. She goes to check with the stews, and mumbles, now they’re accused of stealing. She asks if Mads moved anything in the cabin, but Mads says, no. Erica says, she told Pat not to leave stuff out. She’s shaking. Daisy asks Lucy if she moved anything, but she also says, no. Daisy tells Glenn that a guest misplaced her diamond earrings and necklace, and is concerned someone took them. Glenn laughs, and says, he’s never dealt with a theft on a superyacht. Daisy tells the stews, whoever does the turndowns, check the covers. She tells Lorrie not to worry. In Glenn’s interview, he says, you’d have to be an idiot to steal on a boat. It doesn’t make any sense. I don’t even like most of these people that much but I don’t believe for a second that they’d steal a guest’s jewelry. Not to mention, Glenn is right. Where you gonna go with that?

They guests come to dinner in their 70s finery, and Alex says, disco queens! Even Glenn gets dressed up, and they take photos. Daisy tells the guests that Mads is having a good look in Lorrie’s room, and Alex checks the bunny pad. Mads says, literally the only thing she hasn’t gone through is Lorrie’s stuff. She goes through Lorrie’s purse, and says, she’d steal money if she was going to steal. She finds the jewelry, and shows Daisy, who shows Lorrie. Lorrie is thankful, but in Glenn’s interview, he says, she should at least apologize to the crew. Instead, Lorrie toasts to the crew. However, she doesn’t add, for finding the jewelry that she stupidly misplaced and blamed them for stealing. Glenn passes Lucy at the downstairs bar, and jokingly thanks her for giving it back. The crew puts on their disco outfits, and they dance with the guests. In his interview, Glenn says he thinks these ladies were a bit wild in the 70s. He tells Ileisha that the dinner was delicious and came fast, and in her interview, she says she’s reeling the captain in. Mads goes to bed, and Gary knocks at the cabin. In Gary’s interview, he says, a goodnight would be nice. That’s just blatantly rude. The guests go to the hot tub; two in, two hanging out by the side. They suggest Gary get in with them, and Gary tells Chase that the guests want male company. In Chase’s interview, he says he knows this type of lady, and he’ll take one for the team. It’s f***ed up that this is the only female attention he’s getting.

Chase apologizes to Lucy, saying, when he drinks, he can be full-on and offensive. He wants them to leave as friends, and asks to hug it out. Even though Lucy isn’t a hugger, she gives him a hug. In Chase’s interview, he says he has to take responsibility for his actions, and going forward, be aware of what’s coming out of his big, stupid mouth.

Last day of charter. Daisy and Colin kiss, and Alex and Gary head to the beach to set up. Daisy tells Lucy that she’ll be going with the guests. Alex comes back with the tender, and takes them. They play cornhole and swim, and Gary asks Lucy to tell Mads that he’s pissed she didn’t say goodnight after they had sex. In Alex’s interview, he says he thinks it’s strange that Gary is giving Lucy a message for Mads, but he’s enjoying watching Gary squirm a little.

The guests come back, and Lucy tells Mads what Gary said. Mads says, this is the kind of sh*t that annoys her. In Mads interview, she says, they’re not in love. It was just casual sex, but when she steps back, it seems like Gary needs more attention. It’s annoying. Glenn docks the boat, and the crew lines up for the guests’ departure. Guest Pat cries, and Glenn says, they’re amazing. Jill says, it was so lovely; the service and the food. They’ll have the memories forever. She gives Glenn the tip envelope, the crew waves, and the horn is tooted. Chase says, another one dusted, and the crew dances in a circle. Daisy tells Colin that the toilets aren’t flushing, and in Colin’s interview, he says, this is the sh*ttiest part of being an engineer; it’s hard to diagnose the problem. I’m not sure if the pun is intended. He says, tells the other crew members to watch the bowls, and if anyone is religious, say a prayer. He pressurizes the system, and Gary says, the bowl in the captain’s cabin is bubbling. He thinks arugula just came out. Colin goes in, and says, it stinks, and Gary blames the girls. It can’t be him, since he hasn’t had a solid sh*t in so long. Gary is always sharing information no one wants to know. Colin says he’s sucking it out now, and Gary retches. Colin tells the girls to flush, but nothing’s happening. Colin says, this is his worst nightmare. He’s going to have to break some pipes. Gary gags.

This season, not easiest dock; Glenn says, we’re in France bitches; a feather dance; a thrupple; demanding, rude guests; Daisy’s sister visits and hooks up with a crew member; Glenn tells a guest that if he sees anyone getting angro, they’re off the boat; Colin finds out about Daisy and Gary hooking up, which I can’t believe he didn’t know about; Daisy says, now that she’s with someone else, Gary wants her; and Daisy wants Gary out of her f***ing head.

🪅 Just Another Manic Monday…

Come back tomorrow for more soap, and Part Two of the awful Jersey debacle… I mean, Reunion. Until then, stay safe, stay thinking about the consequences of your actions before you make them, and stay ignoring the barking of immature and ridiculous people.

May 29, 2023 – The Second Annual Big Jim’s Talent Show On Deck, Reuniting Awful Summer People & Remember

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Was a rerun today. But the pending summer begs the question, when is the MetroCourt pool opening?

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

Colin tells Glenn, no oil and no exhaust from the engine, and Glenn says, great news. In Glenn’s interview, he says he’s happy they were able to solve the problem. The Parsifal III has been giving them a run for their money. He doesn’t think he’s every had this much engine trouble with guests onboard in his whole career, and he hopes it’s the last. Knock wood. He knocks on his head. Daisy shakes down Colin for what his talent is going to be, and in her interview, she wonders how the f*** she’s going to top last year’s talent show. We flash back to that, and she says she’s not sure what Jim is expecting, but she’s a talentless person. She tells Colin, according to everyone, he can do it all. Alex has slept through the sailing and the heeling, and when he gets up, Gary says, he needs a word with him. Gary tells Colin that he doesn’t know what’s happening at night. The first day, he told Alex to leave the boat the way he’d want the boat left to him. Nothing is rinsed. Daisy teaches the stews to Irish dance, and in Daisy’s interview, she says, she wasn’t good at Irish dancing when she was 12, and she’s sure not now, but she’s a team player. Guest Marnie goes out on the eFoil, and Glenn asks what Gary is doing for talent. Gary says, nothing, and Glenn says, he does that all day long. In Chase’s interview, he says, the situation with Alex is a tough one. It’s frustrating that Gary doesn’t want him talk with Alex;  it makes him look like a tattletale. That’s not his intention. Daisy gets some provisions for the talent show, like a keyboard, and Gary meets Alex on deck. He tells Alex, the boat looks like sh*t, but Alex says he spent 6 hours on it. Gary says, it’s mainly the anchor pocket, and Alex says he forgot that. Gary tells him that Glenn commented on the flybridge. He thinks it’s unfair on Chase, even though he knows that’s not Alex’s intention. Chase is claiming he’s lazy, but Gary told him that he didn’t think that was it. We flash back, and Chase said nothing of the kind. He asked if he could speak to Alex himself, and Gary said he’d do it. Alex says he’s shocked, and Gary says, Chase thought Alex had been just sitting there all night and was livid. WTF? This is why I hate this guy. He’s like a middle schooler causing drama where there is none.

In Alex’s interview, he says he feels like he’s working hard. He doesn’t know why Chase is attacking him behind his back. Come and talk to him. What’s this guy’s deal? Alex apologizes to Glenn, and Daisy tells the guests that the seafood-palooza is on for tonight. In Ileisha’s interview, she says, seafood is her secret weapon. She’s making oysters, whole baked snapper, fresh fish, and grilled prawns. She’s going to smash it. Mads talks to Alex, and Gary asks her to come hang out. He tells her that they’ve hooked up twice, and asks what she wants out of it. She says she’s fine with a casual hookup, and he says, she wants to flirt with everyone else. In her interview, Mads says she doesn’t know what Gary expects. She likes to enjoy herself, but that doesn’t mean she’s settling down for life. She doesn’t want anyone hindering her flirting. If anyone wants to tell her what to do, she’ll tell them to f*** off. Colin tries to find a rhyme for deckie, and says, the keyboard is for kids. The table is decorated in a seashell theme, and it’s gorgeous. Primary Jim asks if his shorts make his butt look fat, or does his fat butt make his butt look fat? The palooza is served, and Jim says, the chef is amazing. He declares that whoever wins the talent show will get to take the flag home. The flag that flies his nakey self. Glenn practices a joke about how sex can burn the same amount of calories as running 8 miles… but no one can run 8 miles in 30 seconds. BA-DUM-CHH!  

Glenn announces the second annual Big Jim Talent Show, and says he’ll warm them up with a joke. He went to the zoo, but they only had one fluffy dog – it was a shih tzu. It takes them a minute, as it does me. Chase catches things in his mouth, Mads and Lucy do cartwheels, and Lucy makes her boobies go up and down. Gary tries to do a pyramid with Mads and Lucy, holding the Jim flag, and fails miserably. Then Daisy does Irish dancing with Mads, Lucy, and Ileisha. Colin says, last year, he did a song about the guests, but this year, the song is about the crew. Alex holds the music while he plays the tiny keyboard and sings. In Daisy’s interview, she says, she’s so proud of her team; they’re the most talented bunch. Except for Colin’s song. He’s so cute. Colin and Alex win by one point. Alex asks Chase about what he told Gary, and Chase says, Glenn comes out and says, the boat looks like sh*t, and he looks like an a-hole. He’s not a guy who gets pissed at dumb sh*t. We flash back to Gary saying he was livid, and Alex says he doesn’t believe Chase is like that. In his interview, he says, from what he can tell, Chase either isn’t that fired up, or Gary is instigating drama. It seems like someone’s not telling the truth. Alex cleans the boat.

Last day of charter. Alex tells Chase that he didn’t stop moving; the boat should be perfect. Jim says, the talent show was awesome, and Gary tells Alex, good job. Jim scares the stews by hiding near the bar. Why? Who knows? Gary tells Colin that he doesn’t think Mads takes him seriously, and Colin says, the more Gary pushes, the more she steps back. Gary says, he wants love too, and in Colin’s interview, he says, what we’re dealing with is a stage five clinger. Mads isn’t giving in to all of Gary’s shenanigans and it’s kind of funny. Breakfast is served, and they get to Igy Marina. The spot they’re supposed to dock in is pretty tight, and Gary asks Daisy to help watch the fenders. In Glenn’s interview, he says, it’s the first time they’ve had big neighbors on both sides. He can do a lot of damage if the groundlines go under the rudder. If they’re pulled in too fast or too hard, they can pop the stern lines. Focus is critical. We see a crane shot, and yeah, it’s tight.

There’s trouble fitting the fenders between the boats, and in his interview, Glenn says, it’s 11 meters wide, but they only have about 9 to work with. Still, he knows he can wiggle his way in, and he does. It’s time for goodbyes, and Jim gives Glenn a humongous envelope, saying, it’s a small tip, so it won’t go far; it’s all ones that he usually spends at the strip bar. Farewell, and he loves them. As he asks, where’s his horn honk? Glenn obliges. The crew meets for the tip meeting, and Glenn says, something can always go wrong on charter; there’s never a dull moment. There was smoke and an engine fire, but Colin saved the day. The gelling of the interior is a testament to Daisy’s leadership, and he noticed an improvement. Ileisha also showed a big improvement. The tip is $27,500, or just shy of 2700 euros each. In Ileisha’s interview, she says she’s so happy; Glenn is giving her compliments. She’s exhausted mentally and physically. Gary asks who Alex has his eye on, but Alex says he’s not playing. Everyone gets ready, and the drinking commences, and Chase is already past his limit. He demands someone funnel beer with him, and starts getting loud and obnoxious. They get in the taxis, Gary going with the girls, and the rest of the guys together. Chase says he wants to drink tequila from Lucy’s tig old bitties, and Gary tells the girls what the guys have been saying about them. When they complain, he gets out of the taxi on the highway, and calls to the other taxi that he’s coming.  

He gets back in, and Daisy tells him, that’s not funny; they’re on a main road. Gary says, all the guys want to f*** Daisy, and Daisy tells him to stop talking. They get to the restaurant, and Gary tells Colin that the ride wasn’t good. He told the girls what the guys think about them, and it clearly wasn’t a complement. He said, all the guys wanted to f*** Daisy, but they’re scared of her. Colin says, Gary ditched the boys, then threw them under the bus, and in his interview, he says, Gary was in direct violation of BroCode number one; don’t tell the girls what we say about them. Colin goes back to the table, and says, Gary is a f***ing leper. Ileisha isn’t feeling well, and gets sick in the bathroom. Colin says, Gary is being a f***ing gossip, and Lucy says, he told her that Colin said she was ugly. Colin is like, what? and Lucy starts laughing. Chase asks if he can drink tequila from between Lucy’s boobies, but that’s a hard no. In Lucy’s interview, she says, Chase needs to chill until he understands his limit. When he’s drunk he gets loud. Chase rephrases it, and just says he wants tequila. Meanwhile, Glenn lounges on the boat. Ileisha decides to go back, and tells them that she’ll let them know when she gets there. Have an awesome night. Gary talks to Mads in Italian, and asks her to be his girlfriend. She says, it’s a little fast, and she needs another drink. Chase says, cheers to boobies, and Lucy says, it’s not the time or place. Chase says he’s 10 drinks deep, but she doesn’t have to call him a f***ing a-hole. She tells him not to put words in her mouth, and gets up, her chair falling behind her. She says, if she’s going to call him a f***ing a-hole, she’ll call him a f***ing a-hole to his f***ing face. She storms out, and in her interview, she says, he is a f***ing a-hole.  Daisy and Mads follow Lucy out.

Chase says, it was a joke. He’s not saying another word. The girls come back, and in Lucy’s interview, she says she’s fed up. Chase is so annoying. WTF? My name is Chase. I love boobs and want to do tequila shots on your t*ts. On the way back, Gary says, say one thing to chicks, and they start throwing their chairs. I say, first of all, Gary, only chicks can call chicks chicks. Back at the boat, with Glenn safely asleep, Colin asks, what’s in Gary’s head? Gary says, Mads gave him two second of her time, and Daisy looked at him like he cheated on her. He’s sick and tired of games. He’s over it. Mads gets in Gary’s bunk with him, and Chase says he’s not putting up with this sh*t tonight. S*ck my d*ck, boss. He and Colin commiserate, and when Mads leaves, Chase tells Colin, quick, reclaim the cabin, but they wonder where Gary is. They look for him. Alex joins the search, and they check out the master, Gary yelling for them to get out. Mads says, WTF? Why? I give up on figuring out what anyone sees in Gary and what side of the fence Mads is on. Alex says he’s glad they got to the bottom of that, and Gary tells Mads that it took his b*ner away straightaway. I don’t know if that’s the reason, but Mads leaves, and in Daisy’s interview, she says she’s so confused right now. She asks Colin where Gary is, and they go looking for him, because what else is there to do on a night off? They go to the master, and Gary tells them that Mads got pissed off and went to bed. Colin says, his bad, and on the way upstairs, Colin kisses Daisy on the steps, which makes me very nervous that they’ll fall. Colin wonders where that came from, and he and Daisy go to her cabin. Daisy asks if it’s okay that Colin sleeps there, and Mads goes back to the master. The door closes, and Gary tells Mads that she’s something else. Daisy tells Colin that he turns her on.

Color me surprised. I knew it was going to happen this season, but there was no gradual leading up to it. Or even flirting all night leading up to it. There was zero leading up to it.

There was no preview.

Summer House Reunion – Part 1

Before the Reunion begins, Lindsay says, there’s literally nothing worse than what her best friend did to her. Danielle says, it’s like experiencing a death in real time, and she’s not up for it. The housemates sit down, and these girls need to take fashion tips from the Housewives or something. Mya looks like she’s dressed for the beach, nobody is impressive, and some of them look like, did you check yourself in the mirror before you left? Andy says, the set is inspired by Kyle’s 40th birthday party, and asks Kyle, what is the endgame for the mullet? Kyle says, TBD, and Amanda says, it makes him happy, and it’s not permanent. She’ll deal with it… for now. Andy congratulates Lindsay and Carl, and admires the ring. He welcomes Sam, Gabby, and Chris to their first Reunion. He tells us that there was a seismic shift in the friends group, and emotions were raw. He hopes that they find a resolution. Seeing the finale, he was upset as a fan. We flash back to Lindsay being awful to Danielle and Danielle calling her a monster, and Andy asks what Danielle hopes to get out of it. Danielle says she hated seeing Lindsay’s face. The way it looked, it felt like she was seeing a stranger. If it’s over, it’s over. Andy asks, what about Lindsay? and Lindsay says she’s hoping for an open and honest conversation. During the summer, they weren’t hearing each other; they were speaking different languages. She’s hoping they’ll hear each other and have an open dialogue. This is really mature sounding, but sooner or later will no doubt implode.

Andy says, relationships took turns in ways we’d have never predicted. Kyle and Amanda weren’t in a single argument. Everyone applauds, and Amanda says, they didn’t have to plan a wedding. Kyle says, and he didn’t cheat. They communicate better. Andy tells Amanda that Jen from Provo, Utah thanks her for being open about her health issues, and Amanda says, she’s back on her cycle. As a matter of fact, she has her period right now. Post birth control syndrome, which messes with your cycle, is apparently a thing, but she didn’t know. Andy says he wants to address a blind item that Kyle cheated, and Kyle says, the internet is a powerful drug. According to the internet, he had affairs with everyone. Lindsay says, no way Kyle has the time, and Andy says, the leak happened during the Loverboy drama. Paige thinks it came from Lindsay, who wrote about Kyle’s wedding under anonymous sources. Carl says, it’s a truthful thing that happened. Craig’s behavior was questionable. Paige says, they don’t know them, and Lindsay says she never sent the item. Andy says, a viewer was reminded of the cheating rumors Lindsay brought up, and Lindsay says, which turned out not to be true We flash back to Lindsay saying Kyle was making out with someone, and Andy says, but Kyle’s forgiven Lindsay. Kyle says he thinks there are a lot of things they’ve been quick to forgive and move on; that’s what friends do. But he’s been told by numerous people that Lindsay knew for a couple of days before filming. Lindsay spins a lot of things. He knows for a fact she knew before they got to the house that summer. Andy asks if he means she waited until they were on camera, and Amanda says, it was Kyle’s birthday weekend. Kyle says, Lindsay spoke with a producer, and they decided to blow it up on his birthday. It was a rumor, and there was no confirmation. Lindsay says, mutual friends saw him.

Lindsay says, they weren’t in a friendship place, and Amanda says, she would have pulled Lindsay aside and talked to her privately. Lindsay says she’s sorry she brought it up on camera, but Kyle says, her apology is shallow. Just admit it was purposeful backstabbing that she spun as a friend. Amanda says, it was the beginning of a series of trends, and Kyle says, Lindsay often sounds forced and produced. Carl says, the issue is that Kyle cheated, and Kyle says, it was a rumor, and he was blindsided. Lindsay says she found out the week before, and had a hard time going through with it. Amanda says she’s so sorry Lindsay struggled. Andy says, this is Kyle and Amada’s first summer as a married couple, but Gabby, Chris, and Sam came single and left with mixed results. A viewer thinks the way Mya addressed Sam was harsh and unkind. We flash back to Sam talking non-stop, and Mya talking to her about it. Mya says, they’ve talked about this, and it wasn’t her intention to hurt Sam’s feelings. She thought Sam should know. Andy asks if Sam was surprised, and Sam says she wasn’t upset because it felt mean. She’s heard it before. It’s her one biggest insecurity. She cries, and says, it brought up hurtful things from her past. They were done behind her back which made them more hurtful. Andy says, Gabby surprised them, having issues with Ciara, and Gabby says she didn’t think Ciara liked her; which is fine. But Ciara seemed to be making a concerted effort to find a reason. Ciara says, it’s not that she doesn’t like Gabby, but in the conversations they had about money, it felt like Gabby was flaunting it, and it rubbed her in a weird way. Mya says, it felt like she and Gabby had moments as time went on, and Andy asks if Ciara has written off Gabby, but she says, no. Gabby says she felt written off, and Andy says, Danielle came in last year reunion with hate toward Ciara. He’s surprised how close they are now. He wonders what changed, and Ciara says she thinks a lot of their feelings were based on other people’s situations. They hung out outside of filming. Andy asks if Lindsay was surprised, but Lindsay says, Ciara has animosity toward her, so when her friendship with Danielle cracked, she wasn’t surprised. Ciara says, the past is in the past, and she thought they were on good terms now, but it doesn’t seem that way.

Andy says, Carl and Lindsay moved in together and decided to exclusively call each other babe. We flash back to the 47,000 times they called each other babe, and I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed. Andy says, they’re relationship put their friendships in the house to the test. Did they realize how much they called each other babe? Carl says he cringes now when he does it, and Lindsay says she can’t call him Carl. I understand this, since a friend of mine and I suddenly realized how much we were both saying you know. Then every time we did it, it was definitely cringy. Andy asks if it felt weird coming back as a couple, and Lindsay says, being a couple, you’re always target, so you brace for impact. Carl says, there was still resentment about things past, and this was his first serious relationship in 10 years. Their friends were seeing them in a different way, and he’d hoped it would be positive instead of questioning everything. Chris says he was supportive, and Sam says, seeing them as a couple brought her joy. Andy says, Amy from NYC wondered if Kyle was nervous about them coming to the house as a couple, as he’s known them for over a decade. Kyle says, he would be concerned about any friend who was dating Lindsay. He’s sorry, but he knows her well, and knew she was drinking again, When he drinks, he’s goofy, loud, and obnoxious, but she gets irrational and defensive. He was nervous that the honeymoon phase was being driven by her not drinking, and they were all waiting to see what happened, but it was out of concern and love for Carl, and knowing her. Andy asks if that’s a fair concern, and Lindsay admits it is. Andy says, a viewer wants to know if Carl and Lindsay act differently on and off camera, and Paige says she thinks they’re fake, and Andy says, but the newbies don’t. Paige says, there was an article in People four hours after they were engaged. Everything is premeditated and planned. Carl says, Paige dates the biggest liar, nyah-nyah-nyah, and Andy says, there are a lot of liars on Bravo. I literally lol, and Paige says, they lie about everything, and spin every story. Lindsay says, she must think there’s a lot of money in it, and Paige says, that’s why she’s confused. Neither one of them have jobs.

Danielle says she doesn’t think they put on for the camera, but they want the fairytale to be real. She played into it. They wanted to express their love bigger than anything. Andy asks if she saw the cracks, and Danielle says, when they were in Montauk, it was like they were the amigos. Lindsay was drinking, and became contentions with Carl, so he left. Carl says he assumed if Lindsay went back to drinking, this part of her might be activated again, but he didn’t think it would be toward him. The more I hear, the more I think Lindsay shouldn’t be drinking at all. Not if she’s a mean drunk. For the record, I’m the happy drunk who says, let’s put on musicals! Danielle says she told Carl that he could get through this, but he went back to the city in an Uber, while Lindsay stayed in South Hampton. Andy says, for those unenlightened, taking an Uber to NYC from Long Island is an aggressive move. It’s a $400, four hour move. Andy asks why Danielle never mentioned it, and Danielle says she didn’t want to air Lindsay and Carl’s fights. She was protecting them. Andy says, it seemed the fights happened when Lindsay was drinking, and we flash back to some of that. Andy says, Susan in LA asks if Lindsay ever feels like she’s walking on eggshells around Carl, and Lindsay says she wants to be respectful of his sobriety. Carl says he wants Lindsay to be the best version of herself. He tries to talk to her about it, so she can recognize it and learn. Andy asks if Kyle feels Carly is more troubled about Lindsay’s drinking than he’s saying. Kyle says, a month or two in, he knew what Carl’s number one challenge would be. He’d been looking forward to his one year mark sober as a single person. Andy asks Carl if he’s more bothered than he’s admitting.

Carl says, they talked about it in couple’s therapy. A big part of the work is dialogue, and he doesn’t want to hold back. Lindsay doesn’t communicate well when she drinks. Andy tells Lindsay, Carl is sober and she’s not; Al-Anon is her friend. Lindsay says, a friend sent her a list of Zoom meetings, and Carl says he’s an alcoholic and a drug addict; it’s a lot. Communication has to be constant, and he gives Lindsay grace and credit because of what she signed up for. Please don’t tell me that he takes this crap out of gratitude. Andy asks why Carl told Kyle about the engagement early, especially after he said he could never trust Kyle with another secret. We flash back to Kyle spreading the good news about Carl fingerbanging Lindsay, and the reactions, which are mostly elementary schoolish giggling. Amanda says, Kyle only told her, and that was because she had to stay home, since the dogs were having surgery. He told her two seconds before he left. Andy asks if Chris was surprised Carl told him early, but Chris says he’s not marriage minded, so he was  it was no big deal. Carl says he thought she must know, and Andy asks how many of them think she did. It’s everyone, and Paige says, she knew when Lindsay asked if she liked her dress. Lindsay had never asked her a fashion related question in the five years she’d been in the house. We flash back to Kyle telling the others, and Danielle freaking when she finds out. Andy asks if Danielle wishes she’d reacted differently, but Danielle says, it’s the most raw she’s been on the show. She found out 30 minutes to an hour before they were going to the party; it was pure raw emotion. Andy asks if Lindsay was surprised at some of the muted reactions to the engagement so as not to upset Danielle, and Lindsay says she remembers Danielle’s reaction to Amanda’s engagement; there’s consistency. Danielle asks if Lindsay is saying she hates engagements or happiness.

Andy asks Carl to elaborate on saying, all the girls owe Lindsay an apology, and Amanda says, the feeling’s mutual. Carl says, it was the commentary. Paige and Lindsay had lunch in the first episode, and it seemed all good. What changed? Gabby reminds Paige that she said it was a clean slate. Then at the first sign of tension between Danielle and Lindsay, Paige said she was glad Danielle was seeing who Lindsay is. She was confused why Paige would be excited about a longstanding friendship… Paige says she wasn’t excited, and Lindsay tries to interrupt. Paige says she remembers being a 25 year old new girl who Lindsay barely spoke to, but screamed at. We flash back to that, and Paige says, it was her first summer, so it was a wash. She gravitated to Amanda, since Amanda was the only nice one. She know others have had different experiences with Lindsay, and yes, she gossips about that, but she’s watched Lindsay fight with every girl there, and it had nothing to do with her. She was in that position at one time, so when they come to her, she says she gets it. When Danielle got it on the other end, she was happy Danielle was standing up for herself. Lindsay asks why Paige squashed their beef at lunch, and Paige says, Lindsay went on a PR tirade, saying Paige weaponized her miscarriage, when Paige sent her flowers. She judges people based on how they treat others. Lindsay shouts over Paige talking, and Paige says, Lindsay is rude. Andy had to yell at her at Bravocon for the way she spoke to his employees. Ciara says, the way she speaks to the employees is despicable. Someone (I miss who) says, Lindsay threw a shoe at a producer, and Paige says, name one girl Lindsay talks to. Lindsay says she texted Mya when the dog bit her at the wedding. She thought they were in a good place. Then when she shows up at the Reunion, they’re not. Paige says, that’s because Lindsay goes on press tours, and Andy asks if Lindsay complained about Paige to Danielle. Danielle says, she did. There’s a bunch of yelling and everyone talking at once, and Paige says, Lindsay is literally nuts. Lindsay says, she’d rather be nuts than boring.

Next time, Kory joins the group; Carl admits showing up for work coked up; Kyle cries; we find out Ciara texted Kory to go out; and Carl says he did what he thought was best to surprise Lindsay.

🧘🏾‍♀️ No Diggity Here…

Slide into my blog tomorrow for soap and the mess that will be the Jersey Reunion. Until then, stay safe, stay not making your phone an appendage, and stay always having an endgame for your mullet.

May 22, 2023 – Tracy Has Lunch With Chase, Big Jim’s Flag Flies On Deck, Thank God Those Awful Summer People Are Going Home & Eye

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Drew leads Carly into the MetroCourt, and she says, not that she’s complaining, but why did he bring her here? He says, all will be revealed, and pulls out a seat for her at the bar. He says he thought they deserved some time together to enjoy each other, and the MetroCourt is close to GH. If Michael or Willow need them, they can be there in a minute. He knows she used to be co-owner, so if being here hurts her… She says, being with him here or anywhere is just perfect, and they kiss.

Finn meets Gregory at the MetroCourt, and Gregory thanks Finn for making time for him. Finn says, of course (🍷). Gregory said he had news that couldn’t wait. Finn sees Tracy come in, and says, but it’s going to have to wait just another minute. He goes over to Tracy, and asks if Tracy Quartermaine came back to Port Charles and didn’t tell him. She says, she did, and hugs him. He says he’s happy to see her, and she says, likewise. She’s sorry she hasn’t been in touch, but she got caught up in family drama. He says, that sounds made up, but he’ll let it slide… this time. Gregory joins them, and Tracy asks if Finn would care to introduce them. He says, of course (🍷), and introduces Gregory and Tracy. They shake hands, Tracy calling Gregory Professor Chase, and Gregory asks her to call him Gregory. He asks if she’d like to join them, and she says, other under circumstances, she’d love to, but she’s meeting someone… and there he is now. Chase walks in.

At Kelly’s, Cody says, don’t worry, he was just leaving, but Sasha says, please don’t. She came here to find him. He asks, why? and she says she wants to know why he’s still keeping things from her.

Selina sits next to Gladys at The Savoy, and says, it’s so nice to see her. So this is about her little I.O.U.? A big guy sits down on the other side of Gladys.

Michael and Josslyn go into the hospital breakroom, and he says he’s guessing she talked to Dex. She says, last night. He asked her to meet him on the hospital roof. She thought he was being romantic, but he pulled her close and told her that he had to say goodbye… because of Michael.

At her Crimson office, Nina kisses Sonny, and he says, that was quite a welcome. Why did she call him here? Did something happen? She says she has to tell him something. She’s been thinking about Willow. Willow wants her to make peace with Carly, but it’s one thing Nina is never going to be able to give her.

Cody says he doesn’t feel like hearing any more false accusations, and asks Sasha to excuse him, but she says she heard he came to the Home & Heart studio while she was promoting The Deceptor. He tells her, what can he say? He’s a big fan of skincare. Can’t she tell by his baby soft face? She says, Maxie told her that he had a different reason for being there, and he says he doesn’t remember seeing Maxie at the studio, but Sasha says, Maxie knows what Lucy told her. He says, which was? and she says, that he was going to take off all his clothes for her.

Finn asks, since when did Chase and Tracy start socializing? and Tracy says, since she was apprised of Chase’s association with her granddaughter. She knows a lot about Chase, and Chase knows nothing about her, so she thought she’d rectify that with a little one-on-one experience. Shall we? She tells Finn that she’ll be in touch about a game of backgammon soon, and Finn tells Chase, good luck. Chase and Tracy go to a table, and Gregory says, she seems nice. Finn says, does she?

Carly raises her glass, and says, to Drew, for always knowing what she needs before she does. She thanks him for always making her feel better, and he says he feels exactly the same way. He thanks her for being in his life, and they clink glasses, saying, to us. He says, real world incoming, and Tracy says she’s surprised to see them both out and about. Drew says, the SEC hasn’t hauled them off to prison just yet, despite Ned’s best efforts, and Tracy says she’s sure justice will prevail, despite their best efforts. She walks away, and Chase asks if she’s always like that. Both Drew and Carly say, pretty much, and he says, good to know. Could they tell Willow that he says hi, and he’s sending good thoughts her way? Carly says, of course (🍷), and he leaves to join Tracy. Carly says, she has such a sunny disposition. Tracy spreads joy wherever she goes. Drew says, doesn’t she? and asks if she wants to get out of here, but she says, changing locations won’t help. As much as she’d like to, they can’t ignore the trouble they’re in, or what it means for them.

Josslyn says, Dex didn’t exactly tell her that they have to say goodbye because of Michael. Dex told her that he was leaving, and when she asked him why, he told her their deal was off. She literally couldn’t believe what she was hearing. He continued to explain, and then she got it. Michael changed his mind? Michael says he gets she’s upset… She says she’s furious. Michael hired Dex to work for Sonny to get evidence against him. Now that Dex risked his life to get Michael what he wants, he doesn’t want it anymore? Michael says he knows he put Dex in a tough spot… She says, an impossible spot. The understanding was, Dex was going to get that evidence, Michael was going to give that evidence to the FBI, then Sonny would go to prison. The job would be over, and Dex would have the rest of his life carefree of retaliation. But if Michael doesn’t give that evidence to the FBI, then Sonny doesn’t go to prison, does he? and Dex is trapped. Michael says, Dex understood there were significant risks that came with this job, and she says, not the risk that Michael would change his mind at the last minute. Now that Dex has worked in Sonny’s organization for over six months, now that Dex knows too much about Sonny for Sonny to ever let him quit, there’s no way out of it for him. Michael says, yes, there is. She just told him that Dex is leaving. She says, he’s not. He agreed to stay. He says, because of her? and she says, partly… Yes, he’s staying because of her. Michael asks how she could do that to Dex.

Sonny says he knows it’s an uphill battle for Nina, honoring what Willow wants. All she can do is try. Nina says she has tried. She’s gone to Carly – twice. She’s owned up to her actions and apologized. She even asked Carly to try and help her make almonds amends with Willow. He says, and Carly said no? but she says, a simple no isn’t good enough for Carly. When she ran into Carly at GH, Nina apologized for blaming Carly for getting in between her and Willow. Then Aunt Liesl and Drew arrived, and she wasn’t able to respond. Last night, she called and asked Nina to come over. Nina assumed it was to finish their conversation, and took it as a positive sign, but Carly just wanted her to beg a little bit more before Carly shot her down. Carly refuses to help her. She says the same thing all the time; she’s going to respect Willow’s decision, whether it’s for or against Nina. He asks if Carly said she was going to work against Nina, and Nina says, she might as well have. Nobody understands more than she does why Willow is upset with her. She makes mistakes all the time, and continues to make mistakes. One of them was suing Michael and Willow for visitation rights with Wiley. She could have handled it better, but as long as Carly supports Willow’s decision to keep Nina out of her life, Willow will never reconsider. He says he hates that she’s going through this, and she says she loves that he’s on her side. It means the world to her. Especially when it feels like no one else is.

Cody and Sasha sit down, and Cody says, guilty as charged. He did threaten to streak on that telecast. He heard she was being trolled on social media. They were suggesting Sasha was going to have another breakdown. He couldn’t stand for that, so he booked it down to the studio. When he got there, the producer and the production assistant were playing the sounds of babies crying in Sasha’s earpiece. So he threatened to strip. Then he saw that she didn’t need his help; she was handling it herself. He also did have some words with their host, Haven, too. Sasha asks what he said, and he tells her, let’s just say it’s safe for her to go back on that channel. They won’t mess with her again. She says she can’t believe he did all this for her. Last time she saw him, she told him that she couldn’t trust him. He says, no one’s ever trusted him. That’s why he’s alive.

Gladys says she’s ready to take care of her debt, and Selina asks if Gladys has the money she owes her. Gladys says she has something even better – information, and Selina says, regarding? Gladys says, Sonny’s biggest bruiser was handing cash to one of Sonny’s other guys, and Selina says, Gladys saw one of Sonny’s employees receive payment, but Gladys says, it was more than a week’s pay; it was a big, thick envelope. Selina says, how Sonny pays his employees is none of her concern, but Gladys says, there was something special about this. Something had to have happened for Sonny to be spreading the wealth around like that. Selina says, that may be useful, and Gladys says, useful enough to cover her debt? Selina says she’ll knock five grand off, but she’s afraid Gladys still owes her 80K. Gladys says she doesn’t have that kind of money, and Selina says, this is upsetting. Very upsetting.

Finn asks what news Gregory has for him, and Gregory says he’s got plane tickets for all of them to go to Disneyworld. It’ll be the perfect family vacation; Finn, him, Chase, and Violet. Violet’s never been and she talks about it constantly. She wants to visit Cinderella’s castle, fly on Dumbo, and needs to have a conversation with all the Disney princesses. Finn says, of course (🍷) she does, and Gregory says, tell her it’s for her birthday. It’ll be the trip of a lifetime.

Chase thanks Tracy for the invitation, but he’s curious. What did she want to talk to him about? He’s a detective, and he’s stumped. She says, he’s not much of a detective, is he? Let her spell it out for him.

Carly reminds Drew that Diane said they’d be pitted against each other. She was talking to her mom last night… He says, and she told Carly to take the day off. Carly says, no, but it doesn’t matter. She’d never do that. He says, there’s going to be a lot of pressure on both of them. Tracy suggested something similar to him. She says, that’s because Tracy’s a compulsive schemer, and expects everyone to react the way she would, and he says, maybe Carly should reconsider. Maybe she should testify against him.

Michael says, the only way Dex can stay in Port Charles is if he continues to work for Sonny, and Josslyn says, that’s because Sonny’s not going to prison where he belongs, and that’s because of Michael. Michael says he hired Dex on the understanding that Dex would get close to Sonny, gather evidence against Sonny, and turn the evidence over to him. Michael says, and he would handle it from there. Dex was supposed to already be out of it at that point, and still could be. He gave Dex a lot of money, and from what he understands, so did Sonny. All Dex has to do is get on a bus and a ferry to Canada, and buy himself a new identity. He doesn’t even have to do that because Sonny wasn’t arrested; he’s not going to be looking for an informant. He could take off without Sonny doing much to find him. Josslyn says, this is pointless. She already told Michael that Dex isn’t going anywhere. He says, because Josslyn wants him to stay, despite the risks. Despite the fact that if Sonny finds out, he could have Dex killed, and that’s going to be on him. She says, exactly. He just doesn’t want to have Dex on his conscience. It’s easier to throw money at him, and have him go away. Michael doesn’t even see Dex as a real person. Michael doesn’t give a damn what Dex wants, or how he feels. He says, but she does, and she says, yeah.

Sonny takes Nina’s hand, and says he’s on Nina’s side. He knows how much she wants to have a daughter and have the chance to be a mother, especially when she thought that chance was stolen from her. He wants her to and Willow to move forward. She asks if they shouldn’t do it together, as a family, and he says, actually, Michael came to him. He wants peace. She says, that’s great, and he says, but that peace comes on one condition.

Sasha says she didn’t see Cody there; why didn’t he say hello? He says, she handled it like a pro. She recovered on her own, and didn’t need him stepping in. She asks if he was ever going to tell her, and he says, probably not. She asks, why not? and he says, honestly, he didn’t know how she’d react. They didn’t exactly leave things on the friendliest of terms last time. She says she’s sorry. She judge him too quickly. He says, she was defending her mother-ion-law, which he could almost respect if Gladys hadn’t framed him for stealing that bracelet.

Finn says, Violet will love it, and asks when Gregory was thinking. Gregory says, next week, but Finn says he doesn’t think there’s any way they could get time off with such short notice. Gregory asks, why not? and Finn says, for one thing, Violet is in school, but Gregory says, it’s the end of the school year. Finn says he can’t request time off with such short notice, and Chase just got his badge back. Gregory asks if they both don’t have family leave coming. He already bought the tickets; business class for all of them. Finn asks why it has to be now.

Chase says he doesn’t know what Brook told Tracy… Tracy says, Brook didn’t have to tell her anything; it was all over her face. She moved heaven and earth for Chase, and he repaid her by breaking her heart. He says, it’s more complicated than that, and she says, what it is, is him looking down from his high horse and judging Brook, when he should be thanking his lucky stars she ever gave him the time of day. So quit stalling. Either forgive her and skip off into the sunset, or cut her loose. Personally, she thinks Brook would be much better off if Chase took his charms, and found someone who meets his lofty moral standards, and left Brook to find somebody who’s actually worthy of the air she breathes.

Carly can’t believe Drew would suggest she throw him under the bus. She can’t believe he’d think she would do something like that. He says he knows that’s not her style, but this is a bad situation, and they have to consider all of the options. He can’t see her go to prison. She says she can’t see him go to prison. She’s not going to save herself at his expense. He says, him going against her is a non-starter as well, and she says, great. Then they’re on the same page. He says he’ll always protect her. Always. She says, there might not be a way out of this. Diane said the SEC has a really good case against them. He says he did tell her about a potential merger at ELQ, and she did buy stock, but she says she was just trying to help him get his family’s business back from Valentin. He says, they know that, but the SEC doesn’t care, and she says, Josslyn is old enough to handle anything thrown at her, and Michael has a family of his own, but she can’t stand the thought of being away from Donna and Avery. It’s bad enough they were away from their dad all those months. How does she tell them that she has to go away? He says, they’re going to find a way out of this; they’re going to beat this. She says, what about him? He was away from his family for two years. How do they beat this without turning on each other? He says, the only way to do that is to go after the person who ratted them out. Um… that’s not going to help them stay out of prison.

Sonny tells Nina that Michael is still angry, but Willow pushed Michael to talk with him. She says, Willow’s quite the peacemaker, but peace is never simple. What was Michael’s condition? He says, Willow gets to decide whether she has a relationship with Nina, and what that looks like. Michael isn’t going to pressure her one way or the other. He’s going to let her decide. Nina says, so he’s doing the same thing Carly is doing; reinforcing Willow’s animosity toward her with his silence. Sonny says he wants Nina to have a relationship with Willow. He told Michael that he can’t control what Nina does – he was clear on that – but he’s not going to pressure Willow either. Nina says, Sonny has to stay neutral so he doesn’t lose his son again, and he says, she understands, doesn’t she? She asks, what makes him think he can trust Michael?

Michael says, Josslyn has feelings for Dex, and it’s pretty obvious Dex has feelings for her too. How could he not? Before he met Josslyn, he had no one; no family, no home, no significant ties. He was literally a hired gun, and that’s what Michael wanted. He wanted someone who was willing to risk their life for money. Now he’s risking his life for Josslyn. She’s the only one who can stop this. She’s the only one who can send Dex away. She says she won’t, and he says, she knows Dex would be better off, but she says she doesn’t know what would happen if Dex left here. Neither does Michael. What she does know is that she’s not going to lie to Dex. She’s not going to tell him that she wants him to go when she doesn’t. He can make his own decisions. The only way to save this is for Michael to do what he was supposed to do in the first place, and turn Sonny in.

Gregory tells Finn, memories are all they have, and he wants to make as many as possible while he still can. Finn asks what that means, and Gregory says, Violet’s growing up so fast. There’s still so much to teach her, and experiences he wants to have with her. He wants to make sure to do all that before he wakes up and realizes it’s too late. Finn looks over at Chase and Tracy, and Gregory says, yes, he’s being impulsive… He asks Finn, what’s the matter? and Finn says, it looks like Chase is about to meet his maker. His phone rings, and he says, it’s the hospital. He needs to take this. He steps away, and Gregory watches Chase and Tracy.

Chase says, with all due respect… and Tracy asks what he knows about respect. He says, if she’d allow him a moment… She says, he’s had all the time in the world to figure out how to worship the ground Brook walks on. Now he wants more time? No. Sorry. Time’s up. Gregory walks over, and asks if there’s a problem here.

Michael says he can’t use that evidence against Sonny, and Josslyn asks, why not? He says he told Willow that he wouldn’t, and she asks why he involved Willow in this. He says, she doesn’t want to lie to Dex; he doesn’t want to lie to Willow. After their wedding, when Willow said she wanted him to co-exist with Sonny, he showed her the Pikeman evidence, and told her about his plan to turn Sonny in. She says she gets that Willow wants everyone to get along, but Willow can’t see the damage that Sonny’s done; the lives he’s wrecked, and the danger everyone surrounding him is in. Did Michael tell her about Morgan? Michael says he talked to her about Morgan, Josslyn, and his siblings. He told her how much he loves them all. She made him realize that if he turned Sonny in, he’d be blowing his family apart, and the ones who’d be suffering the most would be Avery and Donna because Sonny is their father and they love him. If he sent Sonny to prison, how are they supposed to choose? Do they keep loving Sonny or do they keep loving him? And which big sister would they count on, Josslyn or Kristina, when they can’t stand to be in the same room together? She says she gets it. It’s one big emotional complicated mess. But there had to have been a better solution than hanging Dex out to dry.

 Sonny asks if Nina thinks Michael’s lying, and she says, it’s worth entertaining the idea that he might be stringing Sonny along. He came to Sonny because Willow pushed him. Michael would do anything for Willow, and now he gets to determine Sonny’s placement in the family contingent on Sonny agreeing to his agenda, which means staying silent while Willow keeps Nina out of her life. She’s not saying he should refuse Michael’s terms. She’s just asking him to consider Michael might not hold up his end of the deal. He says, things have been difficult with him and Michael for a while, but when Michael came to him, he believed Michael was sincere and he’s going to do what he says. She tells him, she knows he’ll do anything to reconnect with his family, but he has to understand that excludes her.

Drew says, Ned got them into this mess, and Ned is going to get them out, but Carly asks how he’s going to do that. Even if he takes back his accusations, it’s still in the SEC’s hands. Drew says, he’s been at the helm of ELQ for decades. He’s built contacts and influence. She says, Michael ran ELQ for the past ten years; what kind of influence does Ned have? Drew says, Ned has had time to build government contacts. He has a lot of favors owed to him, so if he knows what strings to pull, he can probably get the SEC off their backs. She asks why Ned would do that, and he says, they’ve just got to find the right leverage to use against him to get them out of this. The question is, what do they use?

Sasha says she’s sorry Gladys accused Cody of stealing the bracelet at the Nurses Ball. Before that, they were becoming friends. He says, they bonded over biscotti, and she says she’s not one to turn down good friends, and after what he did at Home & Heart, she’d say he qualifies. He says, it doesn’t take much to get him streaking, and she says, good to know. She’s sorry things got so complicated between them, and would like to go back to being friends. He says, that would be great, but he doesn’t see how it’s possible.

Gladys tells Selina that she can get the money, but she can’t take it all out of her daughter-in-law’s account in one transaction. It will raise red flags. She has to pay Selina in installments. Selina says she’s leaving for Singapore to visit her mother, and Gladys says, how sweet. Gladys hopes she’s okay, and Selina says, she’d hoped to get this matter resolved before she leaves. Gladys says, this was the best she could do, and Selina says, sometimes all we can ask for is our best. Do that, and she’ll give Gladys until she gets back to gather the funds. Gladys breathes a sigh of relief and thanks Selina, who says, she’d be a bad businesswoman if she didn’t charge Gladys interest. 20% a week seems fair, considering the time and attention she’s paid to this matter. Well, she’s no more a perpetrator of usury than the credit card companies. Gladys says, that will take her even longer to get the money out of Sasha’s account, and Selina says she’s confident Gladys will manage. Gladys says, Selina doesn’t understand. She thinks Sasha is planning on terminating the guardianship. Selina says, that’s not her concern. She doesn’t care how Gladys gets the money. She expects to be paid in full when she returns. Selina gets up, and her guy follows her out.

Tracy asks why her conversation would have anything to do with Gregory, and he says, because he’s the father of the young man she’s reading the riot act to. Chase says he’s got this, and Tracy says, his son has been treating her granddaughter like dirt, and she won’t take it any longer. He says, Quartermaine… Brook must be her granddaughter, and Tracy says, congratulations. His genius grant is on its way. He says, with all due respect, she seems to be missing some facts, and she says, the fact is, if her granddaughter weren’t so blinded by… all that, she would stop moping and realize Chase should be down on his knees begging her to take him back. Gregory says, she doesn’t know the first thing about his son so let him educate her. His son is kind and generous. He puts others ahead of himself – always. He’s dedicated his life to public service, and Gregory is proud of the way he is. Chase says, this isn’t necessary, but Gregory says, no, it is. Chase can make mistakes like all humans do, but he learns from them, and strives to do better. Tracy says, as far as she’s concerned, he hasn’t learned a thing. And of all his so-called virtues, he lacks the capacity for forgiveness. Gregory says, she’s entitled to her opinion. Fortunately, he’s taught his sons not to value the opinions of snobs. Chase looks like he wants the earth to swallow him up.

Carly says, she and Drew can go the direct route. They can find something incriminating, and use it against Ned. She’s sure there’s something out there; she just doesn’t know how recent it is. And she doesn’t want to hurt Olivia. She’d like to avoid doing that. He agrees, and she says, okay, the indirect route. Someone who’s done something dirty who Ned would want to protect. She can think of two people. Brook; she’s always in some kind of trouble… He says he really doesn’t want to blackmail Brook, and she says, her neither; she likes Brook. That leaves Tracy.

Nina says she’s truly so happy for Sonny. His estrangement from Michael has been eating him up inside. Michael is his son, and means the world to him. He says, she’s not angry, and she says, if anyone knows the position he’s in, it’s her. She’d never begrudge him the opportunity of healing things with his family. He asks why she’s so good to him, and she says, she loves him. All she wants is for him to be happy, and part of her is so glad he has this chance. He says, and what about the other part? and she says she feels like her chance at having her own family is slipping away.

Michael tells Josslyn that he feels sorry for Dex, but he’s a grown man. Nobody forced him to take this job. She says, but he offered Dex conditions that made it seem acceptable, and then changed them, and he says, Dex could leave and live a better life, but he’s throwing it all away because of Josslyn. She says she doesn’t regret what happened between her and Dex. And whether Michael likes it or not, what happens to Dex affects her too. He says he lost count of how many times he told Dex to stay away from her, but she says, he doesn’t have any control over Dex’s personal life, or hers. He asks what she wants him to say. I’m sorry? He’s more sorry than she can ever know. She says, sorry doesn’t change anything. When he bailed on this deal, when he let Sonny go, he not only upended Dex’s life, he upended hers too. He tells her, she says this now, but she’s still in college. She has her whole future ahead of her. She’s going to be a doctor. What kind of relationship does she think she can have with Dex long term?

Cody says he doesn’t think Sasha would be here talking about their friendship if she thought he stole the bracelet. Does she still believe he was responsible? She says, stealing a bracelet doesn’t make sense from a man who stepped up for her on Home & Heart. Maybe he was set up, but not by Gladys. He says he gets why she believes in Gladys after everything Gladys has done for her, but her mother-in-law framed him. She starts to protest, and he says, at least she believes he isn’t a thief. He thanks her, but someday he hopes she knows he was telling the truth to her. He gets up and walks out.

Outside The Savoy, Gladys messes with her phone, and says, one money transfer down. Her phone rings, and she asks Sasha, what’s up? Sasha says she has something important to tell Gladys. She set up a meeting with her doctor to discuss getting the guardianship lifted. Gladys looks sick.

Selina’s dude says he’s surprised she showed Gladys so much grace, but she says, grace has nothing to do with it. By the time they return from Singapore, Gladys will either have the money or not. And if she doesn’t, perhaps she’ll be forced to do something drastic, like run away. And perhaps her Cousin Sonny will have to do Selina a favor in order to clear Gladys’s debt.

Carly says she has no love for Tracy, and Drew says, she’s done horrible things and never had to pay. She says, framing Alexis for drunk driving comes to mind, but he thinks there are more things than that. Luke died over a year ago. Why is she coming back to Port Charles now? What has she been up to? Carly says, no good, knowing Tracy, and he says, exactly. So they find something on Tracy, take it to Ned, and ask him, would he rather they pay, or save his mom? She says she thinks they might not want to know the answer to that question, but he says, they’ve got to find out. They’ve got nothing else to lose. She says, except their freedom. She puts her arms around him, and says, okay. Let’s get Tracy.

Tracy says, snob? That’s all Gregory’s got? He says he could come up with other names, but being a gentleman… She laughs, and asks if that’s what they’re calling it these days, when Finn approaches the table. He asks if he could speak with Tracy a second, and she says, excuse me, gentlemen. They step into the hallway, and Finn asks Tracy, what’s going on in here? She says, she and his father are having a difference of opinion about his brother, and he says he thought this was a friendly meeting. She says, he knows she holds him in the highest regard, but his brother… Let’s just say, she may be the only person in Port Charles who isn’t a member of his fan club. Finn says, understood. He knows Brook and Chase have their problems, but isn’t that for them to figure out? She says, he may be content to sit on the sidelines, but that’s not how she operates when a member of her family is slighted. If Brook doesn’t see who Chase is really soon, she promises she’ll open Brook’s eyes for her.

Chase says he had things under control; Gregory didn’t have to butt in like that. Gregory says he’s sorry he overstepped, but Chase says, it’s fine. He appreciates Gregory defending him, although he’s not used to smoke coming out Gregory’s ears. Gregory says, when Chase was growing up, he always stood up for him, and Chase says, but his style was always diplomatic. What’s gotten into him? Gregory says, the woman was out for blood. It doesn’t matter how old Chase is. If someone’s attacking Chase, he’s going to protect him… as long as he’s able. He hugs Chase, who looks startled.

Josslyn tells Michael, Dex thought the job was going to end. He was going to get out, and they’d have a chance to answer all those questions about their future. But she’s stuck, thanks to him. He says, right or wrong, this is where they are. She hates what Sonny does, so she’s kidding herself if she thinks she can make things work with Dex. Isn’t the kinder thing to just let him go? She says she’s not letting him go. She’ll find a way out, for both of them. She grabs her jacket, and leaves.

Sonny says, Nina’s not losing her family, but she says she needs to be really, really careful about how she pursues a relationship with Willow; if she pursues one at all. She doesn’t want to drive another wedge between him and his son. Meanwhile, he’s going to get closer to his family, all of whom have made it very clear there’s no place for her. Birthday parties, wedding anniversaries, milestone celebrations; she won’t be invited. It already happened with Michael and Willow’s wedding. He was invited; she wasn’t. He says, she’s not going to be out in the cold, because she’s always going to be in his life, and she thanks him for saying that, but they both know it’s going to be a fraught subject for them. Remember the strain on their relationship when she said she wanted to stay away from his business? It’s going to be the same thing. He says he’s not going to let it, and she says, it’s out of his control. He can’t do anything about it. Family comes first. She’s going to just have to learn to live being on the outside, but he says, she’s not going to be on the outside. He’s going to prove that to her for the rest of his life if he has to. She says, that’s easy for him to say now, and he says, now and forever. She says, forever, and he says, forever, if she’ll marry him.

Tomorrow, Brook asks why someone couldn’t just stay out of it like they promised; Trina tells Spencer, it would be better for everyone if he would just get along with someone; Carly tells Olivia that her husband is a different story; and Sonny asks if Nina wants to rethink her answer.

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

Igy Marina, Sardinia. Chase says, it’s nice not to be the boss, and Daisy says, Colin can go f*** himself. She sits next to Gary, and says, it’s been so hard with the non-stop complaining, then Colin turns around and makes a clown out of her in front of everyone. In Daisy’s interview, she says she’s never been angry at Colin, but he knew what he was doing. He wants to be the voice of reason, and it’s none of his f***ing business. STFU and know his place. Glenn radios the crew, reminding them that the tender is dropping them off at the restaurant, and they get dressed. In Gary’s interview, he says he didn’t expect hook up with Mads. She’s the cutest girl on the boat, and Daisy and Alex were all over each other anyway. They get in the tender, and take selfies. Gary toasts to Glenn, and when they get to shore, they go through a garden to the restaurant. The server tells them that the dishes are about the Sardinian experience, and Chase points out, they’re so fancy. He tells the stews to take notes, and he and Mads laugh together. In her interview, Daisy says, the last thing she needs is Mads and Chase making sh*t jokes about her f***ing job. In Colin’s interview, he says he doesn’t want to fight with Daisy. She’s a good friend, and it’s a waste of her energy being mad, but he’s not going feel sorry for giving his opinion. Back on the boat, Glenn is engrossed in a book. No doubt about the mating habits of some crustacean. Ileisha asks if Gary is jealous about Mads talking with Chase, and Lucy goes out to have a smoke with the guys. In Alex’s interview, he says he wants to hook up with Mads, but it seems pretty messy at this point. Even though he enjoys flirting, Gary is his boss, so he thinks it’s a bad idea. They take a taxi back, and Lucy says, Gary is pissing her off; he’s f***ing annoying. They play F***/Marry/Kill, and Daisy says she’s going to kill Colin because she’s super f***ing mad at him. By the time they get back and head for the hot tub, Glenn is snoozing away. In Chase’s interview, he says, they want to get drunk and argue, but it’s time to bring out Twister. He’s trying to be friends with everyone. Let’s have fun and celebrate! From the looks of things, playing Twister is probably a bad idea on a wet deck when you’re drunk. Gary tells Mads that he’s not here to play games, when Alex comes back, and Gary says, point proven. Enough said. Mads says she doesn’t understand, but Gary says she knows what she’s doing. She tells him that she’s just going with the flow, and he asks if she’s interested in him. She says, yeah, puzzling the hell out of me, and he kisses her. In her interview, she says, she wishes Alex would make a move, but he hasn’t and she’s horny. They make out, and I’m grossed out.  

A commercial wonders if it’s the end of an era for Summer House, and I say, yes, please.

There are hangovers in the morning, and Mads doesn’t remember much. Colin asks how Gary’s night was, and he says he hooked up with Mads. Daisy asks Mads if hooking up with Gary was a bad thing, btu she says she doesn’t know. She’s pretty sure she’s still drunk. Daisy asks the stews to refresh the cabins, and Gary tells Colin that Daisy is pissed at him. Colin says he’s on the firing line for what he said at the meeting. Daisy tells Mads that what Colin said was clearly directed her, and in Gary’s interview, he says, anyone dumb enough to piss off Daisy has a target on their back. Just agree with her. Colin says, Daisy is very defensive, and Lucy asks if Mads is okay, but Mads says she hates herself for hooking up with Gary. Daisy asks if Gary slept with her, but Gary says, no. Lucy asks if Mads fancies Gary, but she says she doesn’t know. It’s not that deep. Daisy wonders why Gary didn’t say anything and in his interview, Gary says, Daisy doesn’t need to know about his kissing life. Every time he tries to hook up with a girl, Daisy tries to c*ck block him. We flash back to that, and he says, Daisy doesn’t want him, but doesn’t want anyone else to have him. It’s weird. Glenn calls Ileisha, Daisy, and Gary for the preference sheet meeting.

Glenn says, they have return guest. Primary Jim was their best charter. Daisy says, they just want to have a good time, and reads that Jim wants to let his alter ego, Big Jim, out for nighttime debauchery. Ileisha reads that they have no dietary restrictions, which I’m sure is happiness for her. Gary says, they want the equipment out for water sports, and Daisy says, a traditional Sardinian dinner, yoga in the morning, a seafood palooza, and talent show number two. Gary says he’s not stripping again, and Daisy says, he’ll have to come up with another talent. Glenn says, it should be a good charter. Colin asks Daisy to meet him on the flybridge, and he tells her, obviously, she’s upset, and he ended up in the firing line because she felt attacked by what he said. Daisy says, he shut her down. After he acted like he knows all about her, she’s allowed an opinion. He insists he wasn’t being critical. He just put in his perspective on normal stuff. She says, after Glenn complained, then he chirped in, she felt overwhelmed, and he says he didn’t want to make her feel worse. He’s sorry. In his interview, he says, Daisy and Gary get in fights, and then make up. He doesn’t want issues. He tells her that he always wants them to be good, and they hug it out. Alex asks how Mads’s night was. He’s happy for their true love. Mads says, he’s f***ing ridiculous, and he says he’s just jealous… He’s kidding. Ileisha preps food, and everyone goes to bed.

In the morning, provisions come in, and Daisy checks the cabins. She’s happy. The guests arrive, and Glenn tells them, welcome to Italy. Jim says he can’t tell Glenn how great it is to be back here, and Glenn says, since they know the boat, they’ll skip the tour, and get out quick. Jim says, time to sail, and Glenn tells Colin that he’s going to fire it up. Horseradish beef filet sliders come out, and I sigh, remembering the leftover chicken and steamed vegetables I had for dinner. Jim says he loves him some horseradish. Me too, Jim. Me too. Smoke comes from the engine, Colin says, f***ing hell, and runs downstairs. Jim tells Glenn that they’ve been bopping up and down the Amalfi coast, and saw a lot of cool sh*t. More smoke starts coming out, and Jim asks if there’s anything Glenn wants to tell him about. The fire alarm goes off.

Portisco, Sardinia. Glenn tells Gary to check the alarm that’s going off in the bridge. He’s getting blown into shallow water, and has to get out. Colin radios that something’s not right; they need to anchor. Glenn moves to a better spot, and Jim says, 30 minutes in, and the engine is smoking. Looking at the engine, Colin says, everything seems normal, and they anchor. Glenn tells Colin that he’s shutting it down, and Daisy tells the guests that it’s welcome smoke. In her interview, she says she can’t believe they have engine problems again. Now the pressure and focus is on the interior. Colin says, oil is dripping from the turbo. Either something is seriously broken inside the engine or the turbo is broken. He’s not sure. It’s on the scale of a possible catastrophe, and he’s stuck with the stress. Glenn tells the deckhands to get out the paddleboats, and Jim says, boat stands for break out another thousand. In Ileisha’s interview, she says she’s bouncing back with a family style dinner, so there can’t be timing issues, and Glenn can’t be on her back. In Colin’s interview, he says, the shaft in the turbo snapped, which explains where the oil is coming from. The turbo’s job is to compress the air in the engine, so they’re stuck at anchor until the problem is fixed. They’re dealing with this after the cooler issue, and there’s a shortage of Caterpillar parts. He’s fearing the worst, that they can’t get a turbo, and the season is over. Glenn sends texts to all the parts places, and receives replies: they’re out of them, they’re not in stock, not at the moment, and a two week minimum wait. He sighs.

Ileisha prepares the traditional Sardinian dinner, and Glenn gets a text that there’s a turbo in Amsterdam. In Glenn’s interview, he says, sometimes you get lucky. Thank God it’s one of those times. Chase tells Daisy that he thinks he can BS leading a yoga class for 30 minutes. The guests are seated for dinner, and Jim says, being stranded was not a terrible day. The food is served, and Jim thinks he won’t fit in his shirt by tomorrow. The food is deemed incredible and amazing, and Daisy tells Ileisha that the guests are very happy. In his interview, Glenn says, Daisy and Ileisha are making an effort not to make the same mistakes, and he’s noticing a big improvement. At the end of the meal, Jim says, the dinner was spectacular, and they go to bed. Wow. These people are super easy. In Alex’s interview, he says he’s used to working on smaller boats, and not used to cleaning things over and over, just for it to get dirty before the sun comes up. Work on a superyacht is counterproductive. The night shift sucks.

2nd day of charter. Glenn says, the turbo is on its way, and Chase finds the deck less than clean. In Chase’s interview, he says, it’s not his first time picking up the slack for Alex. We flash back to that, and he says, Gary would say it looks terrible and he’d look like the a-hole. He’s not taking the fall. Chase leads yoga, with Lucy assisting, and in Lucy’s interview, she says, the guests just want to do a bit of stretching; not take a master class. It’s cringing her out. Chase speaks with Gary about Alex, and Glenn points out something that should have gotten rinsed at night. Gary says he’ll have a chat with Alex, and breakfast is served. The turbo arrives, and the guests applaud. Colin replaces the part. Daisy has a flag of Big Jim nakey with something covering his junk, but there’s no way I’m looking close enough to see what it is. I can’t unsee enough already. She hangs it in the crew mess. In his interview, Colin says, the turbo is now installed, and it’s time to test it. He’ll let the engine heat up and burn off the loose oil. If there’s no more smoke, he’ll know he fixed the problem and they can set sailing. Glenn watches, and the alarm goes off, but he says, it seems the level dropped off. Colin says, everything is amazing with the engine; no oil or exhaust. Glenn says, he’ll get the sails up, and Daisy says, they’re going to sail hard. In his interview, Glenn says, it’s crazy. They’ve had two massive unrelated engine failures in a short time. Fingers crossed their bad luck is out of the way. I think they need a bigger better boat. He says he’s going to  give Jim and the gang a monumental sail, and the sails go up while pirate movie music plays. Things go flying, and Daisy wonders why they need to heel so hard. Jim’s flag flies from the mast, and Glenn tells him, it’s their new courtesy flag. Jim says, how can he not love that?

Next time, Talent show #2; Gary talks to Alex; Alex wonders why Chase is attacking him behind his back: Chase insults Lucy at dinner; and Daisy kisses Colin.

Summer House

Oh God. I hate these people more than Gary.

Several minutes are taken up with reminding us how awful the season was.

Lindsay and Carl come back to the house, and Kyle is the only one around. He says he’s glad they came back, and Carl says he appreciates that Kyle is supportive; it means a lot. Kyle says he’s doing his best to get Carl to see the other side, but Carl says he couldn’t handle being seen as the bad guy. He needed space. Kyle says, it’s snowballed, and became a bigger deal than it was, and Lindsay says, Carl’s mental health is the most important thing. He wanted to get away, and they got away. In Carl’s interview, he says, all summer there was constant questioning about how he was acting and making decisions. He’s learning to navigate the transitions in his life as best he can. He loves some of the people in the house, and wants to have a good time. Kyle says he hopes Carl plans on talking to Danielle, and Lindsay says she is, but she’s not sure about Carl. Kyle says, one last hurrah. Upstairs, Kory puts on a henna tattoo, and Danielle wishes Robert was here. Lindsay tells Sam that they were having a mental health day, and in Danielle’s interview, she says she wants them to finish the summer off hopeful. At the end of the day, she wants to figure this out. In Lindsay’s interview, she says, Carl is a people pleaser, and if he can’t please everyone, it affects his self-esteem. You can’t run when the going gets tough. That’s not how life works. This is curious, coming from someone who has run quite a few times. She says, they decided to have a day where they supported each other, then they were going back. The party is a safari theme, and the housemates dress in costume. Ciara is a tsakarem from Avatar, and Kyle has a blow-up tiger around his waist, so it looks like he’s riding it. This is actually cooler than it sounds, even though I hate to put the words cool and Kyle in the same sentence. Kory and Sam have matching costumes and look like a couple from the caveman days. Mya is poison ivy, but looks more like the character from Batman comics. I always played her when I was a kid and we acted them out. Stop laughing. Carl wants to end the summer on a good note. In Mya’s interview, she says, after the weird DM she got, she asked Oliver about it, but he glossed over it. He’s here for their last weekend, and she wants to enjoy her friends. They’ll discuss it in private when it’s time. In Sam’s interview, she says she feels like she and Kory are the same page, and connecting on a real level. Maybe they can go the distance. If someone had asked her about that when they met… She didn’t see it coming. It was not on her Bingo card. Craig talks to Amanda about her engagement period, and says he wants to move closer to his and Paige’s engagement.  Amanda thinks they need to spend longer periods of time together. They’ll either date until they’re married or break up and figure it out. If not, they’ll be in the same weird place their whole relationship. Mya asks Oliver to please stop mingling with women.

The antics get stupider as drinking goes on. Hey camera guy! I see you! In Gabby’s interview, she says, after getting a fresh perspective of herself from the housemates, she’s trying to change how she comes off. This means giving people a chance she might not have before. Ciara’s ear keeps falling off, and she says she can’t meet guys like this. Paige – in a flurry of pink feathers as a flamingo – and Craig sit in lawn chairs, and Paige says, it feels like they’re 80 and watching their kids have a house party. Craig says, give us your keys, and tells her that before the conversation they had on Kyle’s birthday, he thought their engagement would happen within six months. But he heard the message loud and clear. He knows more stuff has to happen first. She says, he put on a lot of pressure because they’ve been dating a year, but he says he wants kids in the next five years. She says, same, and he says, then you get married, so you have to get engaged. She tells him that she gets he wants to start the process, but it seems like he gets scared if she doesn’t want to do it immediately and runs away. He says he thinks it’s too good to be true, and she says, if she couldn’t be with him, she would know. The last time she had this conversation with someone, she broke out in hives. She knows in her gut it’s right, and they should be making the next step as a unit. She suggests that if she needs to be in NYC, he be with her, and vice versa if he needs to be in Charleston. He wonders if he should move in, and she says she’d love that. He says, as long as they’re taking steps to get closer, and eventually get engaged. She tells him, don’t propose in front of any of these fools. When she knows what kind of ring she wants, he’ll know. He gets teary, and says he’s not going to find someone he likes as much as her.

Amanda tells Kyle that she thinks Danielle sees her friendship with Lindsay as repairable deep down, but he says, no. There’s dancing and the limbo, and Craig keeps asking people if they want to see the ring, freaking them out. There’s a toast with a couple of the girls, Danielle, and Lindsay in the kitchen, and Danielle says, there’s nothing she wants more than Lindsay’s happiness. She’s wanted to celebrate for a long time. Lindsay says, she had the opportunity on Saturday, and Danielle says, she only found out 30 minutes before. Lindsay says, Carl didn’t want to ruin the surprise, and Danielle says she thought they were best friends. Lindsay says she did too, and Danielle asks if Lindsay didn’t think it would hurt. Lindsay asks why Danielle is making it about her, and Danielle says she thought their friendship meant something. Lindsay says she thought it did too, but everything Danielle said hurt her. Danielle says she said she thought Lindsay was moving too fast, and she was cut out of a monumental part of Lindsay’s life, and Lindsay says, correct. Which is kind of creepy. Danielle asks if Lindsay doesn’t think she wants her to be happy, and Lindsay says, yes. Danielle says, she’s f***ing crazy, and Amanda and Ciara, who’ve been listening in, go around to the front so they can hear better, feigning concern that Lindsay and Danielle might start swinging at each other. Danielle says she’s been with Lindsay through every break-up. She wants Lindsay to be happy. Lindsay isn’t seeing it from her perspective, and she’s so wrong. She would have put everything aside and been there with fireworks. Lindsay says, she’s proven otherwise, but Danielle says she would have done everything. She tells Lindsay, don’t look at her with that f***ing smug face (she’s not wrong), and Lindsay asks why Danielle is yelling at her. Danielle says, Lindsay doesn’t get how much she cares for her, and Lindsay says, because of how Danielle treated her. Danielle says she’s had Lindsay’s back for years, and Lindsay is coming at her with literally no emotion. She doesn’t give a sh*t about Danielle or their friendship. She sees exactly who Lindsay is; she sees it clear as day. It’s the final nail in the coffin; they’re done. Lindsay says, it’s been done, and Danielle says, she’s a f***ing monster. Lindsay isn’t ruining her last weekend. Lindsay says, Danielle already did that for her husband, and Danielle asks if they’re already married. Lindsay says, when they are, Danielle won’t be invited, and Danielle says she’ll happily not attend. Danielle walks out, and collapses into the waiting arms of the girls who have been listening in. Amanda says, they’re all here for her, and Danielle cries as they gather around her.

The girls tell Danielle that they heard unintentionally, and Mya tells her, this is what friendship looks like. Outside, Lindsay tells Carl that they toasted, and pretended to have a civil conversation. She was clean, calm, and cool, and Danielle hated that she was chill. Danielle said she had a smug face (she did), and said Lindsay didn’t care. She stopped caring when Danielle treated her the way she has; she abandoned the friendship. Carl says, Danielle has her own issues. Inside, Danielle says, let them have each other. She’ll always root for them on the sidelines. She cries, and Amanda tells her to cash in all the hugs she needs. Sitting on the steps outside, Craig tells Kyle that he’s chilling. There’s no safe place inside; it’s a war zone. He thought they’d take swings at each other. Kyle says, Lindsay’s a good fighter when she’s sober. She can be wrong, and end up being right. Craig says, it didn’t end well, and they fist bump, Craig telling Kyle, good luck. Lindsay tells Carl, it was the same thing over again, and she got yelled at again. Kyle and his tiger join them, and he says, Craig told him there was warfare. Lindsay says, Danielle was screaming at her, and Kyle says, that’s not productive. She says, it never is, and tells him to talk to Carl. She leaves, and Carl says he doesn’t know where to go from here. There’s care and love and history, and he thinks Danielle is struggling internally. It saddens him, since he thought that was one friendship that would derail. In need of battery power, Kyle’s tiger deflates, and he says he’s walking away with a limp tiger. Paige tells Craig that Danielle is mourning the loss of a friendship, and Lindsay is laughing and joking. The tiger is back in action after getting new batteries, and Danielle goes inside by herself and cries in the bathroom.  

Ciara says she’s appalled by the conversation, and Paige says, Danielle is coming to the realization they all had years ago, and it’s traumatizing. Mya leaves the circle, and Ciara wonders if she’s okay. She thinks Mya and Oliver are fighting; it feels weird. It’s going to be hard when they decide to end it, but it kind of is what it is. Outside, there’s angst at the grill over too much flame, and Kyle and Amanda say mushy stuff to each other. There’s a soda fight in the kitchen, and Gabby slips. Paige says, it’s a goddam hazard here. People start dumping each other into the pool and/or jumping in themselves. Mya asks Oliver to come into the bathroom, and tells him to cover his mic. They don’t do a very good job of this, since we pretty much hear everything. She tells him that he shouldn’t be here, and to go. He says he’s here for her, but she says she knows what he’s doing. Give it a break. He’s talking to girls behind the bar. He mumbles again that he’s here for her, and she tells him, pull his sh*t together. He says he hears her, and she asks why he’s cheating on her. He says they can figure it out. The bottom line is, he’s here for her. She cries, and tells him to go, and he leaves. Oliver was never a major player, but I kind of liked hm. Scratch that now. He’s awful too.

Craig tells Kyle that he and Paige had a serious convo about what happens next. Mya lies on her bed in a towel, and outside, the party rages on. Amanda pours tequila into Lindsay’s mouth from the bottle. The extra people finally leave, and Danielle tells a couple of her friends that she wants to go home. One of them says, Danielle expected it to go a certain way and it didn’t. They tuck her in, turn out the lights, and leave. Kyle suggests he and Kory streak though the quad, and in Kyle’s interview, he says, this summer was one for the books; it was very different. He’s known Lindsay and Carl for going on ten years. Mya says, this is bullsh*t, and Sam says, it’s a sh*tty way to end the summer. In his interview, Kyle says, it bums him that they all can’t be on the same page. He’d always thought, no matter what happened, they can figure this out. Now doesn’t know. Everyone holds hands and jumps in the pool.

Next time – the Reunion – Andy says, emotions are raw; Danielle says, Lindsay felt like a stranger; Kyle says, Lindsay is the coldest, most emotionless person he’s ever seen; Andy is starting to think Lindsay and Danielle shouldn’t be friends; Mya says, Oliver cheated with 11 women; Gabby felt written off by Ciara; and Kyle accuses Lindsay of perpetuating a cheating rumor.

🏖 Enough Is Enough Is Enough…

Join me tomorrow for soap and the wedding hair of the century. Until then, stay safe, stay picking up after your pets, and stay making as many memories as possible while you can.

May 15, 2023 – Michael Makes Peace With Sonny, More Adventure Than Intended On Deck, Craig Brings the Drama, Ryan’s Reunion & American

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Dex tells Josslyn that he has to say goodbye. He’s so sorry. She asks why he sounds like he’s leaving, and he says, because he is.

Sasha walks into the Home & Heart studio, and flashes back to when she was there last time. She introduces herself to a PA, who says her name is Julie, but they met last time. Sasha apologizes, but Julie says, there was a lot going on. Sasha says, that’s one way of putting it, and Julie asks how she’s doing. Sasha says she’s doing okay, and Julie welcomes he back, handing her a production schedule. Sasha asks if it’s cool if she goes on set to check everything, but Haven aka Morgan Fairchild tells her, no, it’s not cool. If Sasha thinks she’s going to work with someone as unstable as she is, she really is crazy.

Scotty asks N’neka for another martini, and Gladys comes to the bar. N’neka asks if she’d like another round, and Gladys says she’s done with seltzer. Scotch, straight up. She had to stay sharp up until now, for all the good it did her. Scotty looks the other way, and Gladys says, rude, when Cody comes out. He tells Gladys, that was an epic crash and burn, and she says, go away. He says, she’s in for a lot of cash. What’s the game plan? Does she have another garage she’s going to secretly sell? Gladys says, he cheated, but he says he didn’t even need to cheat. She’s a lousy poker player whose luck ran out a long time ago.

Anna arrives home, and hears something, so she draws her gun.

Sonny asks if something happened with Willow, but Michael says, she’s hanging in there; handling the chemo as well as can be expected. Sonny says, that’s good, and asks what brings him by. Michael says he needs things to change before it’s too late.

Anna scans the living room, when Valentin comes out of the kitchen. He says, don’t shoot, and she asks, why? He’s an intruder. He says, one that cooks, and kisses her.

Nina sees Drew at the hospital, and says she’s glad she ran into him. He rescued Aunt Liesl, and because of that, Willow now has a fighting chance. She’s really grateful. She thanks him, and he says she’s welcome. He’s really glad this is happening for Willow. All that’s left to do now is pray. She says she’s on it. Is everything okay, or… He says, since the SEC dragged him out of here? and she says, yeah, that.

Gladys thanks N’neka for the drink, when Mac and Felicia walk in. Felicia wonders if they should say hello, but he says he’d better not. Ever since he arrested Cody at the Nurses Ball, things have been tense between them.

Gladys excuses herself and Cody goes over to Scotty, who tells Cody to keep his grubby, sticky fingers off his wallet. Cody says he did not steal that damn bracelet; he was set up. Scotty says, by who? (It’s whom, Scotty) and Cody says, if Scotty agrees to represent him, he’ll tell Scotty. Scotty turns back to his martini.

Felicia and Mac sit at a table, and Felicia says she’s worried about Maxie. She sounded just awful on the phone. Mac says, at least she got someone to fill in for her. Who was it anyway? She tells him, Maxie didn’t say.

Haven says, this was not their agreement. Where is Maxie Jones? Sasha says, Maxie is sick, and asked her to fill in. She explained all of this to Haven’s producer. Haven says, no one told her, but Sasha says, her audience is going to love The Deceptor, and she’s more than capable of co-hosting the segment. Brook joins them, and tells Haven that she’s looking at the Face of Deception. Haven yells for someone to get her Russell – now. She leaves, and Sasha thanks Brook for the assist. She asks what Brook is doing here. She doesn’t work for Deception anymore. Brook says, Maxie didn’t tell Sasha? She’s back.

Josslyn asks where Dex is going, but he says he doesn’t know. He’s sorry, but he can’t stay in Port Charles. She says, of course (🍷) he can, but he says, not anymore. She says, the video of Sonny doing the Pikeman deal, the footage of Sonny breaking the law, he gave it to Michael, right? Then it’s only a matter of time. Willow will get the transplant, she’ll be fine. Then Michael will give the video to the Feds, and Sonny will be arrested. He says, Michael’s not turning Sonny in. Sonny’s not going to prison. She says, since when? and he says, since Michael backed out of their deal.

Michael thanks Sonny for throwing the SEC off Drew’s trail. It gave him time to find Liesl and bring her back home. He and Willow are forever grateful. Sonny says he’s just glad it all worked out, and Willow’s going to get the bone marrow transplant. Michael says, that’s why he’s here. Willow asked him to call off the war between them. Sonny says, it was never his war, and Michael says, she wanted Sonny to have a place in the lives of the people he loves. Sonny asks if Michael thinks he can do that, and Michael says, for Willow, and for his family; yes.

Sasha says she’s confused. Last week, Brook said she needed to be freed up to follow her passion. Brook says she realized it was a mistake. She loves this company, and there’s no reason why she can’t have it all, right? Music and Deception; she’ll make the time. Sasha says, that’s awesome, and welcomes her back. Lucy arrives, and says, it’s sweet of Brook to come support Sasha today, and Brook says, that’s what teammates do. Lucy asks if they joined some sort of sports team together, but Brook says, the Deception team. Lucy says she’s not following, but Sasha says, Brook is back at Deception. She already spoke to Maxie. Lucy says she just spoke to Maxie two minutes ago, and she didn’t mention anything about it, and Brook says, Maxie must have not realized it in her feverish state. Anyway, today isn’t about her. It’s about Sasha and her big comeback. Lucy asks if Sasha is absolutely sure she’s ready for all of this.

Walking with Russell, Haven says, the last time Sasha Gilmore was on this show, it was a disaster. She thought a doll was her dead baby. Russell says, that was almost a year ago. Maxie assured him that Sasha is strong enough. Besides, if she did freak out on camera, would that really be so bad? Their ratings were at an all-time high after Sasha’s breakdown. It reminded their viewers that anything can happen on live TV. Haven says, their ratings have been a little sluggish lately. Maybe they could make this work to their advantage. Uh… Not buying this. Maybe on a reality show, but not home shopping.

Scotty says, Cody wants his representation? and Cody says, should be an easy day, considering he’s innocent. Scotty tells him, says you, but unfortunately, Cody can’t afford him. Cody says he’s got 10K in his pocket that says otherwise, and Scotty says, that’s pocket money, so, no. Cody says, okay, fine. 20K. Scotty says he’s not interested, and walks away from the bar.

Felicia says she knew Mac had an ulterior motive. Not only did he say he’d come tonight, he picked The Savoy as well. He says he loves Holly, and of course (🍷) he wants to celebrate her safe return. What better place to do it at? She asks why they’re really here, when Scotty comes by, and says, two of his favorite people, pulling up a chair. Felicia says, since when? and Scotty says, mind if he joins them? He sits down, and Mac asks what they can do for him. Scotty says, for starters, why is Holly Sutton running around chloroforming people when she should be in a burn unit in Europe?

Nina says she’s sorry this is happening to Drew, and he says, it’s an ongoing investigation, and other than that, he’s uncomfortable discussing it with her. She says, understood, and he asks if she’s here to see Willow. She says, don’t worry. She’s not going into Willow’s room. The last thing she wants to do is upset Willow or Michael. She just feels better being close by. Has he ever wanted to go back in time for a redo? He says, once or twice, and she says, there’s a lot of things she would change. She loves her daughter. He says he believes that, and she says, all she wants is for the transplant to be a success so Willow can go back to her family. He says, a family Nina would love to be a part of, and she says, desperately.

Michael says, Willow made him see that by rejecting Sonny, he’s forcing some of his siblings to choose, and Sonny says, Donna and Avery? Michael says, Krissy too, to an extent. Dante’s the only one who can truly navigate this. It’s not fair to the rest of his siblings. He can tell them to have their own relationship with Sonny, but those are just words. Sonny says, what about Wiley and Baby Amelia? Does Michael feel the same way when it comes to them? Michael says, his kids should be able to know and spend time with their grandfather, and their aunts and uncles who love Sonny. That’s more important than his anger, so for the good of his family, he wants peace.

Josslyn asks Dex, Michael backed down? Of all the ways this could have gone down, Michael pulling the plug is probably the last one she expected. He says, him too, and she asks how Michael could do this to him. Dex says, Michael did it for Josslyn, and she asks what that means. He says, Michael did it for all of them. Michael doesn’t want Sonny going away to cause a permanent rift in the family, and it would have. She says, of course (🍷) it would have, but she thought they all agreed it was worth it. What is happening? This is so wrong. He says, it doesn’t matter. Right, wrong, whatever; Michael isn’t going to change his mind. She says she can’t believe this, and he says, this is the situation, and these are his options. He has to go. She says, then she’s going with him, but he says, no, she’s not.

Felicia says, the explosion at the hunting cabin was staged, and Scotty asks why Holly stole the Ice Princess necklace in the first place. Felicia says, because Victor ordered her to, and Mac says, he needed to find Mikkos’ hiding place in Greenland. Scotty says, those Cassadines. They like to keep things interesting, don’t they? If Holly survived this fake explosion, did the necklace survive as well? Felicia says, they wanted Victor to think it was destroyed while Holly figured out where Victor was holding Ethan, and Scotty asks where the necklace is now. Mac says, they don’t know. It was lost when the WSB sank the Haunted Star. Scotty says, that necklace is worth about 35 million clams, but Mac says, it’s worth nothing now that it’s gone. Scotty looks over at Cody.

Julie tells Haven, she’s on her way, and Haven says, excellent. She asks Russell, is it done? and he says, everyone on their social media is talking about Sasha’s appearance tonight and speculating what could possibly go wrong. She says, that’ll get them watching, and when they watch, they buy.

Sasha says she knows the last time she was here, she almost tanked the company, but Lucy says she’s worried about Sasha, not the company. She thinks it’s brave of Sasha to step up and take Maxie’s place, but if she’s not ready, she doesn’t have to do this. Lucy could do this segment in her sleep. Sasha thanks Lucy, and says, Lucy’s support means everything to her, but she’s the Face of Deception, and she’s a partner in the business. She really wants to pull her weight. Brook asks how it feels to be back here, and Sasha says, it was a little overwhelming at first, but she’s all right now. She keeps telling herself, this is an entirely different situation. She was self-medicating back then, she was deep in her grief for Liam, and then to be asked to model a baby carrier… Brook says, out of nowhere, and Sasha says she wasn’t prepared. Lucy says, no one would have been prepared. What they did was absolutely awful, but look how far she’s come. She’s doing so good, and Lucy is so proud of her. Brook says, if anyone tries to interrupt Sasha’s segment tonight, she’ll tackle them, and Sasha says she’d love to see that. They see Flora on the set, and Flora asks what on earth Sasha is doing here.

Selina says, the cards weren’t in Gladys’s favor tonight, and Gladys says she thought she had a strong enough hand, but then that damn Cody Bell with his flush. Selina says, Mr. Bell had luck on his side, and Gladys says, either that or he’s a cheater, but Selina says, no one cheats in the backroom. Gladys says, of course (🍷). She should be getting home. Selina says, not until they’ve discussed how she’s paying back the money she owes.

Scotty tells Cody, change of plans. He will represent him. Cody says he thought Scotty told him it wasn’t enough, and Scotty says, it’s chump change compared to what they’re going to get. He orders another martini.

Anna asks, what’s going on in her kitchen? It smells amazing. Valentin says his sauce is simmering, and he recently uncorked a bottle of very posh chianti. He’d like to let it breathe, but something tells him that she could use a glass. She says, just fill it to the brim please, and he asks, how was the briefing? She says, it went on forever. She feels like somewhere in the metaverse, she’s still answering questions. They wanted to know everything about Greenland, and Valentin’s father, and the pathogen… She’s very tired. He hands her the glass, and she says she just wants to drink wine and fall asleep in his arms. He says, that’s all? and she says, it depends on how good his pasta is. He kisses her, and the doorbell rings. She says, just ignore them, and they’ll go away, but it continues to ring insistently. She says, there are only two people who ring her doorbell like that. One is Obrecht, and the other is… She opens the door, and we say it together, Robert. Robert walks in, and says, word of advice. The next time she wants to pretend she’s not home, don’t leave the lights on.

Dex says, obviously, the idea of running away with Josslyn sounds amazing, but he has no one. She says, he has her, but he says, she knows what he means. He has no friends or family to fall back on. It’s just him and his skill set. She has this incredible family that not only loves her, they need her. Wiley and Amelia are the sweetest, and Wiley hero worships her. She thinks Wiley was more impressed by Dex, but he says he’s just some guy who used to be a soldier. She’s his Aunt Joss, who’s going to be a doctor. He can’t possibly be to her what she is to him. It would be incredibly selfish of him to say yes. She doesn’t need him as much as he needs her. She says she does need him though, but he says, she likes him and wants him, but she has so much else going on in her life – and that’s a good thing. If she came with him, it would be exciting at first; new identities, new lives… She says, they could make it work, and he says, for a while. Until one day she wakes up and realizes she doesn’t want to be a waitress named Trixie. She says she’d never pick the name Trixie, and he says, she’ll realize she misses her friends and her family; that she misses her life. And that will be his fault.

Selina says, Gladys gambled what she came in with, then dipped into Selina’s bank for $85,000. Gladys says she’s good for it, and Selina says she should hope so. Gladys asks if they can discuss a payment plan, but Selina says, she knows the rules. When players borrow from the house, payment is due at the end of the night. Gladys says she doesn’t have that kind of money at her fingertips, and Selina says, Sasha Gilmore does, and doesn’t Gladys control her daughter-in-law’s finances?

Flora says she’s so sorry. She had no idea she’d be seeing Sasha tonight. Lucy says, the feeling is very, very mutual, and Brook asks if one of her products is being featured. Flora says, a new line of bath salts called Change Your Moody. The little ones just love it, and the moms… Sasha says, it’s okay. Flora can talk about motherhood and babies in front of her. She’s so sorry for her behavior last time. Flora tells her, don’t you dare apologize. She felt terrible for Sasha and for the role she played, however unwittingly, in it all. Which begs the question, why would she of all people be asked to participate tonight? Brook looks at her phone, and says, because someone is trying to push Sasha over the edge.

Cody says, so Leopold’s necklace wasn’t destroyed in that explosion? and Scotty says, no, but due to the WSB’s itchy trigger finger, the jewels went to the bottom of the ocean. Cody says, so he’s back where he started, but Scotty says, that’s where he’s wrong because the necklace is part of Dominique’s estate, meaning Cody and Serina are owed a portion of that money. Cody says he agrees 100%, but regardless of how the necklace was lost, it’s still gone, and Scotty says, the WSB is the reason his and Serina’s big payoff went the way of the Titanic. Cody says, so Scotty is telling him… Scotty says, they sue the WSB.

Drew says he knows Nina thinks Carly is the reason she doesn’t have a relationship with Willow, but Nina says she actually just spoke with Carly about that… Drew says, obviously the reason was her treating Willow like dirt because Nina didn’t like her. Everything changed when Nina found out they were mother and daughter, but everything didn’t change for Willow. Nina says she gets it, and she’s given Willow more than one reason to be untrusting of her, but for the first time, her daughter asked something of her. Willow wants her to stop fighting with Carly, and Nina wants to give that to her, but she doesn’t know how to do it. If they could just start fresh… He says, Nina has to accept that’s just not an option.

Sonny says, peace is what he’s wanted, but he appreciates Michael meeting him halfway. Michael says he gives Willow credit, but Sonny says, it takes Michael too. He shouldn’t be surprised if Michael stepped up for the greater good. That’s why he gave Avery back at the end; he didn’t want to tear the family apart. Michael says, so they have an understanding, and Sonny says, when it comes to Michael’s siblings, and his kids, yeah, but what about when it comes to Nina?

There’s a mini remembrance of Jackie Zeman.

Dex asks Josslyn to talk to him, but she doesn’t know what to say. Dex tells her to say what she’s feeling, and she says she feels conflicted. Is she ready to give up all of her life to be with him? Is she ready to say that? He says he’d be worried if she wasn’t, and she says, but she likes him… a lot, and he says he likes her too. She says she wants to see where it could go. She doesn’t want this to be over, and she doesn’t want him to leave. But she really doesn’t want him to die, and doesn’t want him to spend the rest of his life in prison. He says, those are two possibilities if he stays in Port Charles, and she says, so yeah, she understands… conceptually. He needs to go, and probably should, but the thought of losing him hurts, and when she’s hurt, she gets very scared and anxious. He says he doesn’t want to lose her either, and pulls her close.

Watching Scotty and Cody talk at the bar, Mac says, it looks like Scotty is going to represent Cody, and Felicia asks if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. Mac says, for all his faults, Scotty’s a decent defense attorney, and she asks if that means he wants Cody to beat the charges. His phone rings, and he says, it’s the department. She says she’ll give Holly his regrets, and Mac leaves the table.

Gladys says she won’t steal from Sasha, but Selina asks if she didn’t already cross that line when Gladys sold her Brando’s garage. Gladys says, exactly; sold. She didn’t give it away. Selina says, they both know she didn’t pay market price, but Gladys says she can’t do that to Sasha again. Selina says, then they would appear to have a problem, and walks away.

Cody tells Scotty, the only thing they know is that the necklace belonged to Taub. They don’t know if he gave it to Dominique outright. Scotty says, either way, the money is Cody’s – and his sister Serina, who he’s going to share it with, right? Cody says, absolutely. Where do they start? Scotty tells Cody to come by his office tomorrow. He’ll have an affidavit for Cody to sign confirming he’s Taub and Dominique’s son. Cody looks over at Mac, giving Felicia a kiss goodbye.

Brook reads: the Face of Deception returns to H&H. Meltdown part two; stay tuned. Hashtag: Home&Heart. Home & Heart is implying Sasha is going to have another meltdown tonight on the air to get people to watch. Flora says, that’s despicable. She refuses to be part of a disgusting set-up. Lucy says, Haven and her producers better buckle up, because she’s about to take off, but Sasha grabs her arm, and says, don’t. Brook says, Sasha can’t be okay with this, and Sasha says, the more people watching, the more people view The Deceptor. It’s free publicity. Flora says, it’s exploiting Sasha’s mental health. Haven is obviously trying to rattle Sasha. Why else would she be here? They should just call the whole thing off. Sasha says, no. Haven is betting against her. Time to show her that she’s making a huge mistake.

Sonny says, Nina is part of his life. She’s not going anywhere. Michael says he understands that. He can even respect that, but he needs Sonny to respect the fact that Willow needs to decide what kind of relationship, if any, she wants to have with Nina. Sonny says, that’s fair, and Michael asks if he can get Nina to back off; help her understand that Willow is fighting for her life. Sonny says, nobody knows that better than Nina, and Michael says he’s asking Sonny to get her to stop pressuring Willow. I’m not understanding this, since she hasn’t been doing that, but okay. Sonny says he can’t tell Nina how to deal with her own daughter any more than someone can tell him how to deal with his. He has to give her that courtesy. Michael asks if he can at least not advocate for Nina, and not pressure him or Willow, and Sonny asks if Michael feels pressured. Michael says, openly, Sonny is too smart for that, but they both know he’s good at getting what he wants. Sonny shakes his head, and says he agrees to let Nina and Willow figure out their relationship on their own. Can Michael do the same? Michael says he can live with that, and Sonny nods. Michael says he should get back to GH. Sonny says, if Willow needs anything – and he means anything – he’s here. Michael thanks him, and Sonny says he’ll see Michael at the hospital tomorrow, and he wants Michael to know, they’ll keep their distance, but they don’t want to be kept from their family.

Nina asks if Drew thinks Carly will never forgive him, but Drew says he’s saying, you can’t erase the past, or wish it away. A quick fix doesn’t apply in this case, and to assume it does sabotages the future Nina says she wants. She follows him to the elevator, and says she does want it. He asks if she’s willing to work for it, and she says, whatever it takes. He says she’s got to be honest with herself, and he means really honest. And with everybody else, she has to acknowledge her mistakes, and maybe they’ll find a place for her in their lives. He goes into the elevator.

Josslyn tells Dex, stay. They’ll figure something out. He says, even if it means he continues working for Sonny? and she says, for now. Together, they’ll come up with a solution. Don’t give up on us. He says, okay. He can’t imagine never seeing her again. He’ll stay. She hugs him, and says, they’ll think of something, she promises.

Cody asks if an affidavit is really necessary, and Scotty says, it’s important they establish Cody is Leopold Taub’s son.  Felicia looks at her phone, and says, no, no, no. This is horrible. Cody asks, what’s wrong? and Felicia says, Sasha is going to be on Home & Heart tonight, and they’re promoting it by suggesting she’s going to have another breakdown. Cody says, he’s got to… and Scotty grabs him, saying, he’s still on board, right? Cody says, yeah, he’ll call Scotty tomorrow, and jets.

Gladys asks Selina how she’s supposed to get all that money together so quickly. It’s impossible. Selina says, there might be another way for Gladys to repay her debt. Well, we know it’s not by being a card shark.

On the Home & Heart set, Flora asks Sasha if she’s sure about this. They can bail at any time. Sasha says she’s sure, and Haven asks Julie if everything is set. Julie says, they’re a go, and Haven walks onto the set, saying, Flora, darling, what a lovely surprise. Flora says, is it though? and Haven asks what she means. Flora says, they both know exactly what she means. You little… The stage manager says, five, four, three, two, one, action, and Haven welcomes everyone back to Home & Heart. She introduces herself, and says, tonight she has two very special guests: Flora Gardens and Sasha Gilmore. Sasha thanks Haven for having her, and says, her viewers are in for a treat. Haven says she hopes so.

Anna tells Robert that she just got off of a long flight. She’s very tired and it would be great if he wasn’t here. He picks up the bottle of wine, and she says, or she supposes he could just help himself to a glass of wine. He pours a glass, and says, it’s nice to see Valentin made it out all in one piece. Valentin says, thanks to the lovely Anna, and Robert says he heard all about the heroics – he nearly drains the glass – dashing into the chamber of death to save his sorry carcass – again. Valentin says, they take turns. Sometimes she saves him; sometimes he saves her. Sometimes they get trapped together, and they like to mix it up. Robert says, next time, do it by himself, and leave Anna out of it, and Anna says she chose to go on the rescue mission. Valentin says, as much fun as this is, he has to put the pasta on, and Robert says he likes his al dente. Valentin says he has no idea why he’d need to know that, and goes into the kitchen. Anna says, Robert needs to stop. She knows what he’s going to say. He says, good. Let’s say it together. Anna Devane, what were you thinking?

Michael comes out of Sonny’s office, and Sonny says he’s going to light a candle for Willow. Michael says, Willow will appreciate that… and he does too. He’ll see Sonny tomorrow. Sonny says, tomorrow, and Michael leaves.

Haven says, this is Sasha’s first television appearance since last year, and Sasha says, it is. Haven asks how she’s holding up, and Sasha says she’s fantastic, and she’s thrilled to introduce Deception’s newest product, The Deceptor. Flora says she’s still using her Deception products, and just loves them, and Sasha says she’s happy to hear that. Haven says, but it must have been a trying year for Sasha, but Sasha ignores her, and says, and now meet The Deceptor wand. Flora asks what it does, and Sasha says she’s glad Flora asked. It will help any woman at any age look her absolute best. Flora says, they could all use that, is she right? Haven says, absolutely, and a baby’s cry comes through Sasha’s earpiece.

Tomorrow, Carly says, Nina will have to do it on Willow’s terms; Haven tells Sasha, all eyes are on her; Robert asks if Anna shouldn’t be putting her family first; and Felicia asks if Holly is back in Port Charles for good.

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

Daisy cries in the bathroom as primary John looks for her. In her interview, she says she’s so frustrated, if didn’t cry, she’d set the boat on fire. The last thing she wants is another complaint. Gary radios that the guests decided to wait another half hour before going to the beach, and Daisy says, it’s more time for Lucy to do nothing. On the beach, Lucy and Alex do yoga poses. In Madison’s interview, she says, Daisy seems stressed, and she wants to help the situation. Alex tells Lucy that when they get to the beach, they’ll find two skeletons in pink shirts. The guests are finally ready, and Gary radios that they’re coming. He drops the guests off, and goes back for the food. The guests play football, while on the boat, Ileisha gets whole fish instead of the fillet she wanted. In Ileisha’s interview, she says doesn’t mind fileting a fish, but a giant monkfish is going to take her whole prep time. She hopes the primary is going to be happy. Some of the beach food is chicken wings, and Lucy finds there was no bowl packed to put the bones in. In Alex’s interview, he says he feels bad for Lucy. It’s a no brainer to pack a bowl for bones. Somebody is dropping the ball. Young guest Jacob takes a spill backward in his beach chair, taking the wings with him, and John says, it all ended up on the ground anyway. Lucy texts Daisy that John is complaining, and Daisy says she’s so over this. She tells Glenn that John has been complaining a lot.

John says, the beach excursion like when you’re at a nice resort, and want to go to town, but then when you get to town, you want to go back to the resort. Gary thinks it’s not that stressful, and in Daisy’s interview, she says, Gary is in his own . At the end of the day, complaints come back to the interior. He doesn’t give a sh*t how she feels. Gary radios that the guests want to head back, and Daisy says she hates people and hates her life. Lucy tells Alex, she’s glad they enjoyed it – she didn’t. Ileisha cuts her finger open, and in her interview, she says she should know better. She’s no stranger to injuries when she’s rushing. She nearly cut her thumb off one time, and had to go to the hospital. You have to suck it up, and shake it off. She puts a glove on over her bandage, and moves on to making pasta dough. Gary harasses Chase about not being on time, and in Chase’s interview, he says, the time isn’t what Gary told him yesterday. Even when he’s right, he’s wrong. Lucy tells Daisy about having to pick chicken wings out of the sand, and Daisy says she’s pissed at the boys. It feels out of control. John tells Daisy that they’re celebrating his book release tonight, but he has awards to give everyone else. He gives her certificates to fill out for him, and Glenn puts up the sails. Things start falling, and Ileisha says, not the beans. John says, they’ve arrived in life, and Gary tries to sweettalk Mads, but in her interview, she says she thinks he’s got the wrong one. The affection and love bombing are cringy to her. Gary doesn’t get her at all. Daisy tells Gary about the awards ceremony, and he offers to emcee. Guest Lauren asks if they have a steamer, and Lucy takes two dresses to steam. As Lucy is using the steamer, it melts off part of a dress, and Lucy says, her mum would be so disappointed in her.

Lucy says, Lauren’s husband got stitches, and now she’s ruined Lauren’s f***ing dress. Since she’s trying to take a shower, Daisy comes down in a towel, and Lucy tells her what happened. Daisy says, they can reimburse her, and Mads tells her, it says you can iron it on the label; it shouldn’t have done that. Personally, I think maybe Lucy held it too close. Daisy says, she’ll apologize, and in Daisy’s interview, she says she has to tell the guests, and there will be more sh*tty feedback from Glenn. Her anxiety is sky high. Glenn reminds Gary that they’re eating with the guests, and also tells Ileisha, who luckily has enough food. Gary reminds Daisy that he’s eating with the guests, and Daisy curses her life. She tells Lauren about the dress, and that they’ll reimburse her for it, and after an initial, oh my God, Lauren is cool with it. Gary tells Daisy that she creates a stressful environment, and in Lucy’s interview, she says, the tension between Gary and Daisy is going to spill into the rest of the crew. She hopes they sort their sh*t out soon. A gelato/drinks station is set up on the flybridge, and the stews make out the certificates. The guests are seated for dinner, and John tells Glenn that Gary has charisma😐and Gary talks about the town he grew up in. John asks about the name Parsifal, and Glenn says it’s originally from King Arthur. A German composer had named an opera after a knight, and the owner took it from that. In Glenn’s interview, he says, it’s too long between courses. He’s trying to distract the guests, but senses annoyance. Gary says he’s a momma’s boy, which is no surprise, and John blabs about the real estate he owns, which is no surprise either. Colin tells Ileisha to take a deep breath; the guests are happy with the food. Daisy tells the girls not to touch the dry ice at the gelato station, giving me flashbacks of a Halloween party my roommate and I once had. We ended up nixing dry ice because there were so many warnings, and we feared a tragedy. After dinner, Glenn thanks the guests for including him and Gary, and Daisy calls the crew to the flybridge for help. Gary hides and has a cigarette, and Colin says, it’s a d*ck move. Gary pretends he didn’t know, but in his interview, he says he doesn’t give a sh*t. He’s chief officer, and he’s going to have a smoke if he wants one. He thought Colin was on his side. Daisy wonders, WTF is going on?

In Chase’s interview, he says, if he hid on the boat, it wouldn’t be fine with Gary, but he has more important things to do, like work. The guests go to the flybridge, where caramel, peach, chocolate, and pistachio gelato await. Sigh… Daisy tells the guests that John organized a surprise, and turns it over to Gary. John is given the best book away, and swears he didn’t make it for himself. Jacob and Anastasia get the Straight A Student awards, and Natalia gets Best Accent award. There are probably more, but we don’t see that. Daisy complains to Colin about Gary, but Colin tells her, it’s not worth it. In Daisy’s interview, she says, if it weren’t for Colin, she would feel alone. No one gives a sh*t. Colin hugs her, and says, she’s doing a good job; she’s a great chief stew. In Colin’s interview, he says, considering how close Gary and Daisy are, he’s shocked at Gary’s behavior. Gary can go f*** himself. It’s finally bedtime for all, and in Chase’s interview, he says, anchor watch isn’t his favorite, but he had a sh*t job pressure washing dump trucks for $10 an hour, so he appreciates how easy the work is. He feels like he’s crushing it.

Last day of charter. Ileisha makes a watermelon fruit bowl, and I’m dying here. John asks for a bloody Mary and wonders if it’s not the tail of the cat. Is that a colloquial thing, or is he just way off? Anchor is home, and Alex says, Daisy seems happier. She made it through another round. She says, hanging by the skin of her teeth. Anchor is dropped, and John wonders if Glenn will take a selfie with him. Then as Glenn tries to listen to docking instructions, John keeps talking and talking and talking. In Glenn’s interview, he says, communication during the last meter and a half is critical. I’d be telling John to f*** off already.  

Somehow, Glenn manages to dock, and the crew lines up for goodbyes. John says, it was more of an adventure than he’s intended, but they took care of TJ the best they could. He didn’t think he’d smile after that, but then they dressed up like the Spice Girls, and he felt guilty for smiling. They’re the greatest small time yacht crew. He gives Glenn the tip envelope, the crew waves, and Glenn toots the horn. Daisy thinks the guests were happy at the end, but it was overwhelming. The boys pissed her off, and made her feel like she did a sh*t job. Ileisha says, she thinks Daisy did the best she possibly could. Daisy tells her that Gary said it was the best charter yet, but she didn’t know if he was being sarcastic, or just said it to piss her off. It was a d*ck move. He’s a f***ing wanker.  

At the tip meeting. Glenn says, it wasn’t the easiest charter. With what went wrong, the big one was TJ’s injury. Gary says he doesn’t know how they could have avoided it. Glenn suggests keeping a better eye on things, but Gary says, once the guests are out there and get close to each other, it’s out of the their hands. They can’t rely on the guests’ common sense. Glenn says, the 90s party was a real hit, and Daisy thanks everyone for pitching in. Glenn says he’s gotten an interesting perspective on Ileisha’s food from eating with the guests. She’s moving in the right direction, but the hold up between courses is longer than he was expecting. Ileisha says she’ll work on it, and Daisy says, they’re trying their hardest with the resources given. Glenn says he just wants them to give it some thought. He doesn’t mean work harder, but work smarter. It’s not about the first 95%, but the last 5% they should be pushing for. He asks for Daisy’s input, but she asks if they can move on and talk later. Glenn says, sure, and asks how Lucy and Mads feel. Lucy says, they were challenged… and Daisy leaves the room, starting to cry. Glenn says, they’ll put it on pause for a minute.  

Gary goes after Daisy, who says she just needs five minutes. She’s trying. Gary says he knows. The girls are grateful for her. He hugs her, and Daisy says she’s sick of hearing her f***ing name, and being asked questions she can’t answer. In Gary’s interview, he says, Daisy annoys the f*** out of him, but he feels protective. He doesn’t like seeing her break down. Glenn finds Daisy, and tells her to take a moment. She says she knows it’s not a personal attack, but she feel personally responsible. In Daisy’s interview, she says she’s embarrassed that she lost control emotionally. She feels off her game. She’s doing the best she can, but she’s human and there’s only so much crap she can take. The meeting reconvenes, and Glenn says he doesn’t want to open another can of worms, but is there anything anyone wants to discuss? Colin says, everyone is doing a fantastic job, but they can all improve. Glenn isn’t talking about anyone’s shortcomings; it’s just constructive criticism. In Colin’s interview, he says he’s kind of taken aback. His first charter was stressful, but you didn’t see him crying. It’s about the whole crew, not just Daisy. The tip is $23K, or 2250 euros each, and makes everything okay again. In Alex’s interview, he says, it was just what they needed. Nothing cuts the tension like $23K. Glenn says he’s organized a tasting menu for them at a restaurant; the tender will drop them off. Daisy tells the girls that Gary has no f***ing clue about the pressure, and on deck, Chase tells Colin that he thinks Daisy is just stressed. Colin says, that’s why he was trying to back her up. Gary says he didn’t ask to be invited to dinner, but Colin tells him that taking a smoke break was a d*ck move. It wasn’t cool. Gary gets up and walks away, saying he’s over it. Colin says, Gary has to lead by example. Chase says, their department heads are all imploding; they’re all stressed. Daisy tells Gary to go f*** himself, and Chase says he’s glad he’s not the boss. It isn’t nice.  

Next time, the crew’s night out; Mads toasts to her and Alex; Gary asks if Mads is interested in him; Chase says he’s not taking the fall for Alex; a repeat charter; and smoke from the engine.

Summer House

Is it over yet?

Carl says he’s sick of this sh*t, and tells Kyle that Robert was bugging him about Danielle. Robert tells Danielle what Carl said, and how he was grouping her in with the girls. Danielle says she’s done, for the ten millionth time. Carl whines that the most important thing in his life was ruined because he didn’t do something he shouldn’t do. He’s so f***ing mad. Kyle suggests he take a breath, and Carl asks why it’s such a big deal. He and Lindsay moved in together and bought a car together. He told Danielle he was ring shopping; the writing was on the wall. There are bigger things to be upset about. Grow the f*** up. Kyle tells him that everyone else questioned his every move. Should he be doing a start-up? Should be with Amanda? It’s just human nature; people question everything. I hate when one of the people that’s usually an a-hole is the voice of reason. Carl says he gets it, but doesn’t know what to do about it. He ruined his own thing. He didn’t do what they wanted, and made Danielle feel horrible. He ruined a friendship with one decision. Lindsay comes out, and asks, what the hell happened? and Kyle says, Carl needed a minute. Carl says he ruined all kinds of things, and Lindsay suggests the go to South Hampton Social, where their real friends are. Kyle says he’s just hanging out and not a friend, and Carl says he didn’t like hurting anyone’s feelings. They leave, and Kyle tells Robert that Carl felt like he ruined the engagement, and they just left. Lindsay came up in a huff and puff, and decided they should go to South Hampton where they have friends. They do Jameson pickle backs, and Craig says he’s having fun, but it’s a little tense. He gets the gist of everything, and that they think it feels rushed. When he talked to Paige at Kyle’s birthday, it wasn’t until she started crying that he wondered what was going on. To Paige, getting engaged meant them moving in and her leaving her mom. He realized they had more to work out. He thought love was enough. Ciara suggested he stop fantasizing. She wants to meet someone to settle down with, but she’s strategic in how she dates. Craig says she was systematic. She moved to the city by herself and proved she didn’t need someone, but it’s fun to have someone to watch your shows with at night. Ciara says she wants to partner with a best friend, and she’s getting older. This summer she’s feeling older. Craig says, maybe there’s another Craig out there for her, and in Ciara’s interview, she says she’d love to meet someone, but fears she won’t, and it’s crippling. But it’s all in God’s timing and trusting in it. What’s meant to come to her will come, and she’s got to get herself ready in the meantime.

The group goes back to the house, Kyle puts on music, and they dance all over the place, including on the kitchen island. Yuk. In Chris’s interview, he says, when the summer is over, he’s going to miss these crazy nights. They’re dysfunctional, but they’re a family. He’s having fun with the people he’ll build experiences with that will last a lifetime. Ciara, Mya, and Paige push their beds together to make a megabed. In the morning, Carl and Lindsay aren’t back yet, Robert says goodbye, and – oh my God my eyes! – we see Kyle’s ass for the 4738th time. Everyone struggles to get up, and Mya says, you’d think the quiet would be good, but it’s not. It means a storm’s brewing. Amanda tells Kyle, it looks like no one was ever in Carl and Lindsay’s room. She doesn’t think they want to go on the boat today. He says, it’s been challenging, and he’s tired of being the ringbearer… He means ringleader. Amanda tells him to call Carl, and Carl asks, what’s going on? like nothing is different. Kyle asks if he and Lindsay will be joining them, but Carl says, they’re not going to make the boat. They’re with a friend of Lindsay’s where they spent the night. They thought it best to take themselves out of the toxicity. Lindsay thinks Danielle’s negativity is overwhelming, and right now, she’s the only source of negativity in their lives. Kyle says he’s sorry that’s how they feel. He asks if they’re coming back at some point, but Lindsay says she’s over the situation with Danielle. It’s best they’re not there, but it doesn’t seem like anybody cares. They think it’s best to take a break. Kyle says he’s not going to push them, but keep in touch. He hopes they come to the party tomorrow. Amanda says she feels bad that it went this way, and in Kyle’s interview, he says, if there was any hope of reconciling, he thinks it would be the opposite of what they’re doing. It’s like an F-U to the rest of them. He’s very discouraged. Word travels quickly about Carl and Lindsay not coming back for the boat, and Kyle says, they might not come back at all. They’re pushing their own snowball down the mountain. Paige says, Lindsay doesn’t need Danielle, so Danielle is now a non-factor. She has Carl now, and Danielle is angry and upset.

Kory arrives, and picks Sam up, kissing her. He says he’s running on fumes, and in Sam’s interview, she says, he gives her butterflies. When he walks in the room, she’s got to pee like a puppy. She’s been seeing him a lot and she’s not sick of him. It’s been a long time since she felt that way. They make food to take on the boat, and in Paige’s interview, she says, they’re keeping the Lindsay energy alive; all the men have to make their own sandwiches today. There are two boats, and they divide up. The small boat looks like a Fisher Price toy, and Kyle says he feels that this is a blazer moment. In Mya’s interview, she says, she’s here to enjoy the day with her friends, and got a weird DM asking if she and Oliver are exclusive. Who the f*** would be asking her status? She knows something is going on, but doesn’t know how to react. Gabby says her parents bought a house in Texas, and Paige asks if she’s freaking out. Gabby says she’s unwell, but trying not to put her feelings on them. She’s losing them, but she’s gained friends. She’ll be co-dependent in a whole new way. Chris makes Kyle do the Titanic pose on the bow of the boat.  

Carl and Lindsay come back to get their stuff when everyone is gone, and Carl puts something over the camera. A producer breaks the fourth wall, and tells him they need footage of them packing. Lindsay says she knows he’s pissed off, but they can’t just vanish. They have to show what’s happening. On the boat, Kyle toasts to Carl and Lindsay’s engagement, and Chris toasts to Danielle. In Carl’s interview, he says, the support they got was drowned out by the negativity. It’s best for them not to be here. Lindsay takes her pineapple upside down cake with them, which is pretty high on the tacky scale. Carl says he’s packing his sh*t and moving on to another pasture.

The remaining housemates come back, and Amanda says, there were two cakes, and one of them is gone. Danielle laughs, and Kyle says, that’s savage. Paige says, she respects the f*** out of that move, and Gabby says, all their stuff is gone. Sam thinks it was a dramatic reaction, and she doesn’t want them to look back and think they should have said goodbye. Their beef is with Danielle, but they’re not Danielle. Kory and Chris find cowboy hats that were left behind and parade around in them. Amanda blames Danielle, and Paige tells her, grow up. Kory and Chris pretend to be Crocodile Dundee, and Ciara asks if they’re not coming back. Amanda says, the cake is gone, which I guess is a definitive answer. Chris and Kory show off the hats, but Danielle says, they can do better than this, making them put the hats back. Amanda tells Mya that Chris and Kory were having fun with the hats, and Danielle says, it was stupid and weird. In Danielle’s interview, she says, as much as she hates that they moved out and she wasn’t part of the engagement, she’s still love them and is loyal. It feels permanent, like it’s an end; an ending she didn’t want. Ciara says, Danielle is still protecting them, even though they’re gone, and Mya says, people need to calm the f*** down. In Mya’s interview, she says, she thinks Danielle is consumed with what’s going on with Lindsay, since she’s been supportive of Lindsay in the past. Ciara says, Danielle is brainwashed and scared of Lindsay, and Kyle tells Danielle that he’s seen her go to bat for Lindsay for years. Danielle says, to a fault. She understands the engagement isn’t about her, but she thought there was a glimmer of hope that Lindsay hadn’t known she was left out. Lindsay knew and was good with it. That she doesn’t matter to them is a blatant stab in the heart while looking her in the eye. Craig says, the second Danielle wasn’t useful, she was cut out of Lindsay’s life. Carl is a great guy, but his is all happening because of Lindsay. She’s the poison. Agreed.

Craig and Chris prepare packaged sushi, which is good, since they’re way too drunk to be making it themselves. Craig says he’s happy that him dating someone pulled Kory into a place where he found someone he likes. He makes Kory says he likes Sam, and Paige wonders why there are shoes in the pool. Kyle says, the only rule tonight is, if you don’t like something, throw it in the pool. Craig explains how to make a maki roll, and thanks them for having him back. They play a game of charades using sexually related references like skinny dipping and striptease. When Chris and Gabby try to depict missionary, they get it backward. I fear for our future. In Paige’s interview, she says they’re having one of the most fun nights without Carl and Lindsay. Carl and Lindsay don’t want be stupid with them. Paige tells Craig not to throw a chair in the pool, and Craig says, before he got here, anything they didn’t understand, they threw in the pool. No surprise, he throws the chair in the pool. He goes inside and calls his mother to tell her happy birthday. Elsewhere in the house, Kyle lifts weights, and says, s*ck my wiener. I’ve mentioned he’s 40, right? Sam and Kory slip into the closet for a quickie. Chris comes by, listens for a second, laughs, and moves on. When they come out, Sam’s hair looks perfect, so it can’t have been that great. Craig tells the girls that he was crying over stuff, but he’s good. Everyone sees there’s something wrong except the one person he wants to see it. Oh, I get it. It’s passive/aggressive time.

Paige follows Craig, and asks what she did. He says, every time he’s sad or has a feeling, she tells him to stop being a p*ssy. He tells Kyle that he missed his mom’s birthday, and he’s sad. She’s been a solid rock in his life. Kyle says Craig has others, the company and Paige, but Craig says, sometimes he feels alone. After Paige throws her guts up, Paige and Craig take Lindsay and Carl’s room, and Craig says he feels better. Kyle wakes up Amanda, who asks why he always wakes her up, which is exactly what I’d been thinking. She tells him that he’s on her sh*t list.

In the morning, the girls commiserate about the summer almost being over. Paige comes in and says, Craig was trying to hug her all night. Now he wants her to shower with him. He always acts dramatic, and it’s her fault. He gets mad because she’s not sensitive. Ciara says, while Paige was throwing up was not the time to be an attention whore. In Paige’s interview, she says she gets Craig is having an emotional whirlwind, but crying on a Saturday night because he misses his mom? And then he says she’s not comforting enough. Where was he when she was throwing up his dinner. The girls laugh, and Craig finally wanders in to get Paige, who says, he’s so dramatic sometimes.

Drinking commences immediately in the morning, and Amanda digs around in the freezer for her face roller. Gabby volunteers to do the inflatables and jungle juice, and Sam says she’ll do the lanterns and smaller decorations. They all work on setting up for the party, and Paige instructs Craig to make the door look like a lion’s mouth the guests will walk through. Amanda tells Kyle that her body knows it’s the last weekend. She doesn’t think she should feel like this after just a few drinks yesterday. Kyle says, Craig was in tears. He thinks Craig is realizing the possibility of an engagement is further away then he thought. He doesn’t know what to tell him. Lindsay and Carl come up the drive, and Lindsay says, it’s the last time they’ll be driving up this driveway this summer. They go into the house.  

Next time – finally, the finale – goodbye to the summer of ’22; a conga line; Craig says his ultimate goal is to get closer to an engaemtn; Mya asks why Olivier cheated on her; Kyle tells Amanda that Lindsay doesn’t think her friendship with Danielle is repairable; and Danielle calls Lindsay a monster.

🍀 Here’s Hoping…

Catch the Ryan’s Hope reunion on May 17th at 3 pm.

🌳 Don’t Shake My Tree…

Join me tomorrow for soap and those awful women in New Jersey, because the Hamptons isn’t enough. Until then, stay safe, stay making sure others know you appreciate them, and stay remembering, nothing cuts the tension like $23K.

May 8, 2023 – A Body Is Found In the Wreckage, Wannabe Spice Girls On Deck, Danielle Turns To the Awful Side & Grown

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Carly tells Dante, the only reason she was allowed to go home was because of Sonny.

Nina sees Sam, and asks if she came to the hospital to check on Michael, and Sam says she wanted to see if he or Willow needed anything. Nina says, that’s very kind of her. She was wondering if she could talk to Sam for a second. Sam says, sure. What’s up?

Josslyn goes to Dex’s apartment and when he answers the door, she hugs him. He asks, what’s wrong? and she says, they can’t find Spencer.

Somewhere in Greenland. In what looks like a waiting area, Trina tells Ace, the WSB doesn’t mess around, huh? It seems like they got this place set up in seconds. But don’t worry. They’re going to find his big brother. They have to. Valentin comes in, and she asks if there’s any word on Spencer.

Willow says, this is where Michael gets to say I told you so, but he says, him? Never. She says, he never gave up hope or stopped believing they’d get a miracle. It worked. Their miracle is on its way. He says, she’s the miracle. She fought so hard to hold on, and now they get to spend the rest of their lives together. In fact, they get to properly celebrate Paris. When this whole nightmare began, they were planning a trip to Paris. She says she couldn’t find her passport. That’s what started the search for her birth certificate in the first place. It feels like a lifetime ago. He says, so when she’s recovered from her transplant and she’s up for travel, their first stop will be Paris. She asks how his French is coming along. As she recalls, he was working pretty hard on it. He says, oui, oui, mademoiselle, and she says, so he’s in the exact same spot. He says, pretty much, and she says, you and me in the City of Lights. She can just picture it. He says, even better; they’re going to live it. They kiss.

Diane says, so she guesses they’re done, and Sonny says, she’s been more than his and Carly’s lawyer, through two divorces and one remarriage. (That’s all?) She says, and? and he asks if she doesn’t think it’s a little too late to be a stickler for rules. She says she was born a stickler. It’s the knowledge of those rules and the adherence to them that gives her the power to maneuver through the legal system. He says, she can maneuver all she wants. All he wants to know is what Carly is up against and how they get her out of it. She asks why he cares.

Dante asks why Carly is crediting Sonny with her getting released, and she says, because the SEC wanted Drew’s location, and he’s magically located on a flight manifest from San Diego to Hawaii? Dante says, he was actually in Greenland on that rescue mission, and she says, someone sent the Feds on a wild goose chase to buy more time. They both know it was Sonny.

Nina says, Sam was the officiant at the wedding, so any details Sam would feel comfortable sharing, she’d like to hear them. Sam says, Sonny didn’t tell her about the ceremony? and Nina says, you know how guys are. She asked him about the flowers and the dress, and he said they were nice. Sam laughs, and says, that’s an understatement. Willow was a vision. Her dress was understated, but very elegant. Nina says, just like her? and Sam says, just like her. And the bouquet of flowers was just beautiful. (Hmm… that kind of borders on nice.) Nina asks, what about the kids? and Sam says, Wiley was the cutest ring bearer you could ever see. Nina says, so proud, and Sam says, Avery and Donna were the most amazing flower girls. They had these flower crowns on their heads. Nina says, Donna loves a good crown (as we all do), and Sam tells her, the vows were heartfelt. Nina asks if it was sad, but Sam says, no. If anything, she’d say, it was real. She thinks it was hopeful. You’ve never seen two people more in love. She thinks Michael and Willow would say the wedding was perfect. Until of course (🍷) the SEC showed up.

Josslyn says, Trina called her from a WSB satellite phone, and Dex says, from Greenland? How was that connection? She says, about as good as you’d imagine. They only talked for a minute. She said everyone was safe, but the Haunted Star exploded and they can’t find Spencer. He asks if Spencer was on board at the time of the explosion, but she says, it’s unclear. They’re still searching for him, but she could hear it in Trina’s voice. She’s so terrified he’s dead. He says, when a buddy’s missing, they don’t say it out loud if they think they’re gone. It’s like a superstition. She says, why, because it will make it true? and he nods. She says, but what if it is? and he holds her.

Valentin tells Trina that he’s sorry, but there’s no sign of Spencer. Sit down. He’ll tell her everything he knows. They sit, and she asks how he’s feeling. He says he’s feeling better, and thanks her. Say what you will about Liesl, but she was able to outmaneuver his father, and get him the cure. She saved his life. Trina says, thank goodness; that’s amazing. Is there any update on the Haunted Star? He says, the WSB is searching the wreckage, and the nearby shoreline. Anna Devane is in London smacking around meeting with the director, the senior officials, and a number of disgruntled diplomats who want to know about Victor Cassadine’s affiliation with the Bureau. Curtis is being debriefed, and as soon as that’s finished, there’s a plane waiting to take them home. She says, no. She’s not leaving without Spencer. He’s still out there; she can feel it. An agent comes in, and tells Valentin, they’ve recovered a body from the wreckage.

Dante says, things have been strained between Carly and his father even before the divorce, right? and Carly says, things have been strained since Sonny came back from Nixon Falls. He says, let’s not relitigate who did what to who and why. The bottom line is, Carly expected Sonny to step back and let her handle her own problems? She says, something like that. Sonny doing what he did last night just showed her that Sonny might be different in many respects, but at his core, he’s still the man he’s always been.

Nina says she heard Carly had some trouble after the wedding, and Sam says, whoever decided to tip off the SEC has the most heartless timing. Nina flashes back to telling Martin that she hasn’t changed her mind. Just the opposite. She wants him to expose Drew and Carly for engaging in insider trading. Just make sure to keep her name out of it. Sam says, at least the ceremony was over, and Michael and Willow were officially husband and wife by the time the Feds showed up. Nina asks if Willow was really upset, and Sam asks, how can she not be?

Diane says, Sonny’s most recent divorce, while legally straightforward, was acrimonious to put it mildly. When Carly severed ties, she meant it. She waived her right to millions of dollars in assets. All she wanted – all she would accept – was her home and joint custody of Donna. He says, Diane just answered her own question, and she says, how so? He says he and Carly share Donna. She’s Donna’s mother. Does Diane think he’s going to allow Donna’s mother to go to prison? She says, so all this is being done for Donna? and he says, yeah. She says, then she has to hand it to him. She’s very impressed… considering the temptation. Don’t tell her that he hasn’t thought about it. If Carly goes to prison, he now has sole custody of Donna. Not only that, he can share her with Nina.

Willow asks if there’s an ETA on Drew and Liesl, and Michael says, they’re still en route, but they’ll be here some time today. In the meantime though, how about if they look at some potential accommodations in Paris? How about a five-star hotel, where all their needs are taken care of? Or they could go the whole authentic Parisian route, and rent an apartment. He starts looking on his phone, and she asks if he still has the footage on there that incriminates his father. He says, yeah, and she asks if he’s turned it over to the FBI. He says, not yet, and she says, good. She wants him to delete it.

Trina and Valentin are lead to a room with a body bag on a table. She says, that’s not him. It’s not him. It’s not him. It’s not him. The agent unzips the bag, and we see it’s Victor. Trina nearly collapses with relief, and says, it’s not Spencer. He can still be alive.

Sonny says he loves Nina, and Diane says, that much is apparent. He says he’s thrilled that Nina and his girls have a relationship, but for him to be thinking they’re going to raise Donna is a non-starter. She says, because Carly is not going to prison, and he says, that’s why she’s here. So they can strategize and figure out how they can insure that. Is she done poking around in his personal life? She says she can talk about Carly’s case in the hypothetical. How’s that? He says he’ll take it, and she says, hypothetically speaking, the SEC is putting together a strong case against Carly. He asks, how strong? and she says, it’s her belief that the SEC can prove Carly was involved in insider trading. If the case goes to trial, Carly will lose. He says, then the case can’t go to trial, can it?

Carly tells Dante that she hates that her family is divided, but she won’t pretend to be okay with Sonny’s choices. He says he gets that, and she says, specifically, the way he sided with Nina going after Michael and Willow. She knows Dante doesn’t want to talk about that, and Dante says, everything went downhill pretty much from the visitation hearing, right? She says, right, and then she didn’t tell Willow that Nina was her mother, and Sonny got all upset about that. He says, that’s understandable. Regardless of how she feels about Nina, Sonny cares about her, and if she’s hurting, he’s going to be hurt too. Carly tells him that she and Sonny are pretty far apart, but when she realized he was the one who helped her last night, she wasn’t really surprised.

Sam tells Nina that Willow is worried sick about Carly, but not only for Michael’s sake, but Willow and Carly have forged a relationship. Carly has become a friend, a mentor. Nina says, Carly has become the mother that Willow has never had.

Michael tells Willow that he’s gone through a lot of trouble, and someone in particular took a lot of risk to get this footage, and she says she understands. He says, this isn’t doctored; this isn’t a set-up. It’s proof his father was involved in illegal arms dealing, a violation of Federal laws. Why shouldn’t he be brought to justice? She says, because it will hurt a lot of people Michael loves, specifically his little sisters. He says he’s thought about that, and she says, really? What will Avery and Donna do if their father is in prison, especially if Carly’s there too? Avery will have Ava, but Donna will have no one. He says, that’s not going to happen, but she says, he doesn’t know that, and he says, he’ll move heaven and earth to make sure his mom doesn’t go down on insider trading charges. Donna is not going to be alone. If anything, if Sonny’s in prison, his sisters are going to be a lot safer. She asks if he really thinks his sisters are in danger, and he says, everybody in Sonny’s orbit is. And he knows his father does everything in his power to protect his family, and more often than not he’s successful, but even if Donna and Avery are physically safe, eventually, they’re going to find out their father – she says, who they love – is breaking the law. He’s doing things that they have to pretend they don’t see or hear. She says, they’ll become complicit in Sonny’s way of life, and he says, just like it was with him and Morgan. He doesn’t want that for his sisters. She says, those are all valid points… He says he’s sensing a but here, and she says, but if he turns Sonny in, Donna and Avery don’t only lose their father, they lose him too.

Josslyn tells Dex that she’s known Spencer for such a long time, and for most of that time, they were fighting. Dex asks, about what? and she says, everything. He was an entitled, spoiled kid who liked things his way. He says, no wonder they clashed; they were two of a kind. He’s kidding. She says she will admit she was indulged as a kid and liked things her way. She still does, but at her worst, she was maybe a seven. He says, and Spencer? and she says, off the charts. He says, but she liked him, and she says she couldn’t help it. When Spencer wasn’t… Spencer, he was fun. He kept things entertaining. Dex says he could see that, and she says she just can’t wrap her head around the fact that funny, infuriating kid she grew up with could be gone. He holds her.

Trina tells Ace that she knew it. She knew Spencer was still alive. Can she tell him something about his big brother? He can be a real pain in the a… butt, but he’s definitely worth it. She flashes back to telling Spencer that she wishes she could wake up and have these past few days just be a bad dream, and he says, the past few years for him. He’d change everything, except coming back to Port Charles, because he wouldn’t have met her. She remembers seeing him at Pier 54, and him saying, the only thing he knows for sure is that he wants her in his life. She flashes back to telling him that she doesn’t know who she is anymore, and him saying, he does. She’s the sweetest, smartest, bravest person he knows. She remembers their first kiss, and him telling her to be careful on the Haunted Star. She tells Ace, definitely.

Valentin walks around Victor’s body, and says he’s standing here wondering what he’s supposed to say. A word of regret? Some wish that things could have been different between them? He doesn’t think so. Victor always said he watched over Valentin from afar while he was young. He’s grateful. Grateful Victor stayed away. He was a full-grown man by the time he learned he was Victor’s son. He’s grateful he wasn’t raised by Victor. He’s grateful for the family name, which, as of today, is no longer Victor’s; it’s his. And he’ll make sure it’s one that future generations of Cassadines can be proud of. But mostly he’s grateful that he never has to think about Victor again, and this is the last time he says it – goodbye, father. He walks out.

Carly says she and Sonny have always come through for each other, and Dante says, even when they couldn’t stand each other. She says, it’s comforting to know that hasn’t changed; that she can count on Sonny if she needs him.

Nina says, it still boggles her mind, and Sam asks, which part? Nina says, the whole thing. This devotion to Carly, even though Carly withheld information that could have spared Willow this entire ordeal. Think about it. If Carly had told her and Willow the truth that they were mother and daughter, they could have started testing for donors when Willow was diagnosed with leukemia, and her Aunt Liesl could have been identified as a match months ago. And Willow wouldn’t be on death’s door. Sam says she understands Nina sees it that way, but Willow doesn’t. In Willow’s eyes, Carly has been nothing but kind, loving, and supportive. She accepts Willow just as she is. Nina says, and she hasn’t? and Sam says, from Willow’s perspective, no. Nina cries, and says, she’s made mistakes. She’s made a lot of mistakes, but she’s still Willow’s mother. Sam says, sometimes knowing that makes things worse.

Willow says, if Michael turns Sonny in, and he gets arrested, is he planning to hide his involvement? Michael says, no. He’s not a hypocrite. He’s going to tell Sonny and his family about his involvement. She says, that’s exactly what she thought, and exactly why he can’t do it. When Sonny gets sent to prison, Michael’s siblings are going to blame him, and hate him for it. Maybe not Dante. He understands the complexity of the situation, but Kristina… He says, Kristina adores their dad; he can do no wrong as far as she’s concerned. She says, and Avery and Donna. All they’ll understand is that daddy’s gone, and it’s Michael’s fault. At best, they’ll be conflicted and confused, and at worst, they’ll turn away from him. That can’t happen. Those little girls need him too much. The whole family does.

Sonny tells Diane, at this point, no charges have been filed; no arrests have been made, right? She says, because the Feds want to wait to move forward until they’ve had a chance to talk to Drew, and he says, so there’s still an opportunity to make this go away. He’ll put out some feelers and contact some people. She says, he has contacts with the ability to suppress a Federal case? and he says, it’s not a case yet. They’re still in the preliminary investigation stage, right? She says, so he thinks with just the right amount of pressure, the Feds will say, forget it. We’ll just make this go away? He says, it’s possible, but she says, it’s not. He asks, why? and she says, it’s way too late for that. The Feds were acting on a tip from a legitimate source, and now they have uncovered evidence to corroborate the allegations. You can’t walk that back. He says, you do if you discredit the source, and she says, of course (🍷), but they don’t know who the source is. He says, so let’s find out.

Carly tells Dante, the strings Sonny had to pull on her behalf, she doesn’t expect it from him. But if he has any information he can share, that would be great. He says he doesn’t have the SEC’s notes or know what evidence they have, so he can’t say anything with certainty. She says, if he had to guess? and he says, if he had to guess, they’re moving pretty fast, he’d say they have a case. She guesses she has to talk to Diane to see if she can beat this thing, and he says, for the record, he hopes she can too. If there’s anything he can do – legally – he’ll be happy to help. She says, thanks.

Sam says, when she found out Alexis was her mother, it wasn’t welcomed news, and Nina asks if they didn’t get along. Sam says, not at all. In fact, she resented the implication that just because they were related, she had to instantly love Alexis. Nina says, they love each other now. How did they get there? Sam says, time… shared experience… a lot of trial and error for her and Alexis to form that mother/daughter bond. Nina says, time might not be something she and Willow ever have, and Sam says she bets Carly could help Nina with that.

Willow says, she and Michael talked about this when she asked him to invite Sonny to the wedding. Does he remember what he said? He tells her that he said Avery and Donna were more important than anything going on between him and his father. She asks if that’s changed, but he says, no. It’s just the opposite. Can’t she see that he’s doing this to protect his sisters? She says she can understand the argument that they’re better off without Sonny, but he’ll never convince her that they’re better off without him. They count on him. He says he’s not going anywhere, and she says, physically maybe, but in order to lean on him, his sisters need to trust him. They need to know that he’d never do anything to hurt them. No matter how he looks at it, sending their father away will hurt them. Not only that, it will draw a line in the sand that can never be erased. It will make Donna and Avery feel that by loving Sonny, they’re betraying him. Don’t do this to them. Don’t make them choose between him and their father.

Diane says, Sonny cannot compel the SEC to reveal the source of their tip, and he says, so this person screws Carly and Drew and gets off scot-free? She says, the bigger problem is the timeline and corroborating evidence. Carly made a substantial purchase of Aurora stock right before the proposed merger with ELQ. It drove the stock price up, and had the merger gone through, she would have made a fortune. He says, but it didn’t go through, and Diane says, it doesn’t matter. Carly was in possession of privileged information thanks to her personal relationship with Drew, and that can be corroborated. And that is the textbook definition of insider trading. He says he doesn’t see how it benefits the SEC to take Carly down. She lost a lot of money on the deal, and she’s not like a hedge fund manager or a corporate CEO… but Drew is.

Josslyn says she knows Dex doesn’t exactly have fond memories of Spencer, and he says they couldn’t stand each other, but he understands there’s a side of Spencer that he didn’t get to see. She asks if they’re really talking about him in the past tense, and he says, tell him about when Spencer came back to Port Charles. She says, he was a real peach. He was cynical and bitter, almost willfully shallow. He’d put up this wall around him. Trina was able to break through it. He says, brave girl, and she says, Trina saw another version of Spencer. She gave him chance after chance; she believed in him. So much so, she followed him on to the Haunted Star, and now they’re here. She’s going to be so devastated if he’s really gone. She can’t help thinking, why does she get to be the lucky one?

Valentin tells Trina, it’s time to go, and she says, where? The agent says, Mr. Ashford has been debriefed, and he’s already on the plane, and Valentin says, they’ve been cleared to leave Port Charles. She says, they can’t just leave without Spencer, and the agent says, the odds are… Valentin says, they’ve searched the wreckage, and she tells him, then search it again. This baby is totally cracking me up. He’s watching them talk like it’s a tennis match. Baby acting! Valentin says, there are no survivors; just bodies waiting to be identified. She says, he’s wrong. Spencer’s alive. They have to keep looking for him. Valentin says, they’ll keep looking, and she says, good. Then they’ll wait. The agent leaves, and Valentin says, Trina needs to take Ace back to his mother. Her loved ones are waiting for her as well. She says she can’t leave him. He made it. She would feel it if he didn’t. Spencer’s alive. He says, there’s nothing more to do here. It’s time to go home.

Nina says, Carly would never help her, and Sam wonders if Nina has ever asked. Instead of constantly going on the defensive, and doing tit for tat over who’s more wrong, has she ever thought of stepping back and saying, I’m sorry and I need your help? It’s just her opinion. She wishes Nina good luck, and leaves.

On the phone, Dante asks if the SEC guys are still there… Any idea where they went?… All right. Thanks. Sam walks over to him, and kisses him. She asks who he was talking to, and he says, the other woman. He was helping Carly out with something. She says, that’s nice of him, and he says he’s a nice guy. Carly and his dad might be at odds, but family’s family. She says she loves him, he says he loves her too, and they kiss.

Carly and Nina come face to face in front of the elevator.

Willow says, Michael also has to consider his own children. Doesn’t he want Wiley and Amelia to grow up with Donna and Avery? He says, of course (🍷) he does, and she says, then don’t create a rift between them. She’s not asking him to forgive Sonny, or even make peace. But she grew up without a family, which makes her realize how precious theirs is. she realizes that may make her sound hypocritical given her stance on Nina… He says, the two situations are completely different, and she says, she and Nina have never had a relationship; not a good one anyway. Them being estranged doesn’t affect anyone; there’s no collateral damage. With him and Sonny, it affects everyone Michael loves, and she totally believes that keeping their family whole is more important than bringing Sonny to justice. There’s a knock at the door, and Deanna says she has good news. Drew Cain and Dr. Obrecht just landed, and they’re on their way to GH. Time to get Willow prepped for the first step of the transplant. Michael says, it’s time to save Willow’s life.

Sonny says, the Feds are after Drew; Carly’s the leverage. Diane says, that may explain why they were so willing to release her last night when they got a location on Drew. Who, let us not forget, is the CEO and major shareholder of Aurora. He’s the one who broke confidentiality. He’s the one who violated SEC rules when he told Carly about the merger in the first place. He asks if she thinks they’re going to give Carly a deal to give up Drew, and she says, if they do, does he think Carly will take it? He says, one step at a time. First things first. Let’s wait and see if that deal is on the table. She says, once again, she is representing Carly, not him, and he says, anything he does is in Carly’s best interest. She says she has to wonder. If the situation were reversed and he was the one facing Federal charges, does he think Carly would be doing all this for him? He says, no doubt.

Josslyn tells Dex that she and Trina both took chances this year; big ones. Trina fell for Spencer… He says, and? and she asks if he’s going to make her say it. He says, yes, ma’am, and she says, and she fell for him. He says, that makes him the lucky one, but she says she thinks it makes them both lucky. And once Michael turns in the evidence Dex got him against Sonny, Sonny will be arrested. Dex says, they both know that’s not going to happen overnight. He doubts Michael is thinking about anything except Willow undergoing her transplant. She says she’ll wait as long as it takes, because at the end, he’ll be free, and they can figure out what they mean to each other out in the real world. He says, out in the wild, and they laugh. She says, there’s a chance Trina and Spencer never will, and snuggles back into his arms.

Outside, Laura, Trina, and Valentin holding the baby follow the agent. They hear something, and Trina says, Spencer? Spencer walks out from behind a rock, and even though he’s limping, she launches herself into his arms, wrapping her legs and arms around him. She must be a featherweight, since she doesn’t knock him over. Everyone is thrilled, and Spencer and Trina kiss. Maybe she’s a gymnast, since he’s no longer gripping her around the waist, and it’s like she’s suspended on him.

Tomorrow, Sam tells Dante, for someone’s sake, she’s willing to make the effort; Tracy asks about the crisis no one told her about; Willow says, this could be the last time she holds Michael’s hand; and Nina begs Carly for help.

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

Iggy Marina, Portisco. Gary kisses Mads in the hot tub, while Alex stumbles around the crew mess trying to eat. Colin tells Alex, everybody’s gone to bed. In Colin’s interview, he says, leaving your girl in the hot tub with Gary is like waving a banana in front of a monkey and expecting him not to eat it. A rookie error.

In the morning, Lucy curses her life, and Colin asks if anyone hooked up. Chase says he’s done with the lady situation, and in Alex’s interview, he says he thinks he drank too much. He’s pretty sure he blacked out, and thinks he f***ed up his chances with Mads. It hurts. Colin asks Gary how was his first crew night out? What did he do? Mads tells Lucy that she and Gary hooked up, and Lucy asks if it was long or passionate, but in her interview, she makes a face, and says, that’s just gross. I concur. Mads says she wishes she’d made out with other people, and Gary tells Colin that they kissed, and he feels bad off today. Colin says, Gary does it again, and Chase joins them. Glenn asks how everyone is feeling, and Alex says, delightful. They start turning the boat around, and Glenn calls  Gary, Ileisha, and Daisy for the preference sheet meeting.

It’s charter three, and Glenn says, the primary is John, a serial entrepreneur. (Ugh.) He’s bringing his family and friends to celebrate the launch of his new book. His girlfriend Natalia is allergic to dairy, and doesn’t want sea food, and friend TJ wants no fried food or meat. Glenn says, it’s going to be tough, and Daisy reads that they want a steak-tastic dinner (I guess not for TJ unless it’s portabella) with a 90s theme, a formal dinner, and post dinner, they want a drink and gelato station. Gary reads that they want to go to the beach, and have some games. He tells Daisy that any time the guests are going on the tender, he wants somebody from interior on service. Daisy says, serving beer and wine is pretty basic, and they can do a lot on the boat, but Glenn says, it’s the same with the deckhands. If all the guests are off the boat, they can afford to send someone. It speaks to a higher level of service. In Glenn’s interview, he says, if he noticed things need adjustments, he’s going to challenge his team to make adjustments. We flash back to Glenn freaking out about no ice on the tender when it was in the ice bucket, and he says he wants the guests feel waited on hand and foot. Glenn tells them, let’s get cracking.

Gary asks how Mads feels, and she asks what he’s talking about. He says, oh, one of those. He had fun, and he’s not trying to start drama. In his interview, he says he’s not going to embarrass her if she doesn’t like talking in the aftermath. Chase complains about there being so much hair in the jacuzzi, and my stomach turns. Colin asks if Daisy made out, but she says she’s not hooking up; she’s staying away from everyone. What are his plans? He says, the stews are too young and the chef has a boyfriend, but he doesn’t find them attractive that way… or her. They flirt without flirting. Gary tells Alex that he hooked up with Mads, but they just kissed. If Alex is into her, he’ll back off. Alex says, no, he’s good, and in his interview, Alex says he doesn’t know why Gary is choosing to tell him this. What does Gary want him to say? Thanks for hooking up with the girl he likes?  

Mads talks to Alex about kissing Gary, and he says, they’ve all got little first officer in them; her literally. In Mads’s interview, she says she’d rather not have made out with Gary, but Alex was very drunk, and a girl needs her needs met. While chatting with some of the others on deck, Ileisha says, she used to be able bend over backwards, and apparently, she still can because she demonstrates a backbend. In her interview, she says she grew up in a small town where there was a circus. She was in love with it, and part of it from when she was nine to thirteen, but it didn’t get to the extent where she traveled all over the world. She tells the others that it was called the Spaghetti Circus, and she was great on the unicycle. Gary asks Chase to do anchor watch, giving him 12 to 7:30 am, and in Chase’s interview, he says, he needs a break from Gary’s bitching that he’s doing everything wrong. He welcomes the shift where he can fly under the radar. Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Provisions come in and it’s 25 minutes to guest arrival.

As the guests board the boat, primary John takes his shirt off, and in Lucy’s interview, she says, he’s giving her high school d-bag vibes. Daisy gives the tour, and Glenn tells Gary to have a guy follow them in the tender when they pull out. John says, everything in Italy is smaller, and he felt like he was going to break things. Appetizers are served; some appealing little smoked salmon roll-ups that I very much would like to taste. Gary grumbles to Daisy that he doesn’t think the tender would be able to tow the boat, and gets all moody, mumbling that he’ll need one of the girls. In Daisy’s interview, she says, Gary thinks he’s f***ing with her after Glenn implied she wasn’t doing her job well. Gary thinks she’s sexy when she’s angry, but she’s pissed, and not feeling sexy.

The sails go up, and guest Natalia says she’s wanted to do this her entire life. Glenn radios Daisy that they’re starting to sail, and things move and slide. John’s son Jacob says, this is awesome; it’s so sick. Guest Anastasia gives Glenn John’s gold chain, saying, John insists he wear it. Jacob requests a cookies and cream milkshake, guest TJ asks for a grilled cheese, and several different drinks are ordered. In Lucy’s interview, she says, it’s too much right now, and Daisy says she thinks they’re going to ask for everything under the sun. One of the guests asks for SPF, and John asks where his espresso martini is. In Daisy’s interview, she says, nobody sees how many directions she’s being pulled in. F*** off. The sails come down, Chase farts, and anchor is dropped. John says they’d like to do water sports, and Daisy relays the message to Gary. She tells the stews that it’s a 90s theme tonight. She doesn’t know how to do the 90s, and suggests they dress up like the Spice Girls. She’s going to make Gary do it since he pissed her off. Some of the guests use the e-foils, and Gary gives Jacob a lesson. Daisy tells Lucy that she has no time for a break, but she’s going to try and take one tomorrow. Daisy tells Gary that they’re doing the Spice Girls, and he thinks it’s a good idea. She says, he and Alex will be participating, and they’re like, no, but she says, thanks. She appreciates it. Jacob and TJ collide on their boards, and Glenn asks if they’re all right. Jacob is fine, but TJ is bleeding, and Gary washes the wound, then goes to get gauze.

Gary says, TJ got quite a knock, and Glenn suggests he have a seat and relax. In Gary’s interview, he says, they have miles of ocean to play in, and Glenn makes sure TJ didn’t lose consciousness. In Ileisha’s interview, she says, every course will have two options; one for vegetarians. She loves making dairy free and vegetarian dishes because that’s what she likes to eat. When the guests have restrictions, she brings out her party tricks. Gary bandages TJ’s head, and Glenn calls the medic come take a look. He tells Daisy that the medic will be here in an hour, so maybe dinner should be later. TJ says he’s retiring from water sprots. The stews blow up gold balloon letters for the 90s theme, and hang them up. Medic Conor arrives, and tells TJ that he’s going to need stitches because the wound is still bleeding. TJ leaves for the hospital with guest Lauren, and Daisy tells Ileisha, there are two less for dinner. There will be no vegetarians. Ileisha wonders what she’s doing now. Gary tells Glenn that he thinks TJ will be okay, and Glenn says, but it’s not fun. Well, yeah. John says, Jacob knocked out a guest, and wants to invite Gary to join them for dinner. In her interview, Daisy says, is this f***Int happening right now? After a day like today, serving Gary is a sick joke.

Since Gary is busy dressing like Sporty Spice, Daisy asks the guests if tomorrow is okay. They’re good with that, and in her interview, she says, f*** if he’s having dinner on her watch. Not today. Daisy tells the servers not to put dirty plates on clean plates. Let’s not do that. Let’s use our brain. Gary tells Colin that Mads doesn’t want to talk about the other night. Maybe she’s into Alex; maybe it was just because they were the last ones left. Colin says, last man standing, and Gary says, exactly. Daisy radios for Gary and Colin to come help serve, and Gary says, when Daisy calls, Gary listens. When Gary calls, Daisy does not give a sh*t. Glenn tells the guests that there’s nothing to report yet; TJ just got to the hospital. Daisy tells them to gather on the flybridge, and in Chase’s interview, he says, Gary isn’t exactly Sporty Spice. More like Old Spice or Hairy Spice. Daisy announces to the guests, all the way from London, they’ve brought in the Spice Girls to dance for them. I have to admit, the Spice Girls are my not-so guilty pleasure – I saw them twice and I love them! They put on an amazing show, but it’s doubtful all five will ever get together again. In Lucy’s interview, she says she’s finding the guys in dresses both hot and not her jam. Gary says he used to be ripped once upon a time. Now he’s just a creepy uncle. Glenn gets a text from Conor that TJ is in the waiting room. Did they go to an NYC ER? In the morning, they still haven’t come back, and when John checks the empty cabin, he says, what the f***? He asks if Chase knows what’s up, but Chase says, he has no idea; no one filled him in. In Glenn’s interview, he says he’s worried wondering if this guy is okay. John tries to call TJ’s phone, but gets a recording saying his call can’t be completed as dialed. Chase apologizes for waking Glenn, but says, the primary is up, and TJ and Lauren still haven’t come back. In his interview, Glenn asks, what the hell happened? Why are they still in the hospital 12 hours later? In this case, no news is not good news. John says, this is a disaster, and tries TJ’s phone again, but gets the same recording.

John says, OMFG. Now he’s worried. There must be a reason they’re not back. TJ finally calls, and says he’s okay. There were a ton of people, but they’ve got to call his name at some point. Sooner rather than later, he’ll be ready to rage. Conor texts Glenn that they’re just getting in to see the doctor, and he’ll keep Glenn posted. Glenn gives John the update, and says, he’ll be back on board soon. For breakfast, there are, among a million other things, Nutella strawberry crepes, and I’m mystified how they can make stuff that’s unappetizing to me sound so good. Lauran calls John, and says, they’re done. TJ says, he got stitches with an anesthetic, and John asks Daisy if they can have food waiting when Lauren and TJ get back. Daisy says, of course, and tells Ileisha that they’d like a spread for when they get back. Daisy decides to send Lucy to the beach. God forbid the guests drop a crudité and there’s no stew to pick it up. Glenn says, the water taxi is approaching, and Gary leaves to take Alex and Lucy to the beach to set up. Glenn says he’s glad TJ is okay, and tells him that Daisy is bringing them food. He asks if they’ll be going to the beach, but Lauren wants to take a nap first, so John suggest they wait until she’s up. On the beach, Lucy wonders who invented wind, and in Daisy’s interview, she says she’s pretty sure Lucy is doing f*** all while they’re busting their asses. Lucy and Alex lie on the beach, and she asks if they should make a sandcastle or write welcome. Alex suggests they write SOS. Daisy says she’s thisclose to having a meltdown, and in her interview, she says she feels like she’s drowning. She can’t get things under control. If she pushes too many things down, she’ll crumble, and she feels so beaten down. TJ calls for Daisy, but she’s crying in the bathroom.

Next time, John complains; Lucy burns a guest’s dress with the iron; Colin tells Gary that he made a d*ck move; Glenn says, they don’t have to work harder, but have to work smarter; Chase says, all the departments are imploding, and he’s glad he’s not the boss.

Summer House

In Lindsay’s interview, she says she never thought she’d get married to anyone, but Carl is the most beautiful human being ever. He’s the sweetest soul. Sorry girls, he’s off the market now. Kyle gathers everyone together, and tells them, at this very moment, Carl is on one knee, proposing. The housemates aren’t going to the beach. They’re going to Dockers to congratulate and toast to Carl and Lindsay. He doesn’t think Lindsay knew, and Paige wonders if that’s why Carl was in the hospital. Kyle says, Carl flew in Lindsay’s dad and stepmom. It’s their first time in the Hamptons. Danielle says she’s glad she was included. Really f***ing cool. It says a lot without saying anything. Because complaining about that isn’t enough, she says, and now she’s got to show up in dungarees. Paige has to explain to some of the others, that dungarees means jeans, and Danielle says, that’s why she was pushed away. Everything she’s done for this friendship. It’s f***ed up. Beyond crazy. Mya gives Danielle a hug, and Gabby comes around the other side. Danielle says, it’s so f***ed up. Not even a text from Carl. She can’t give up more tears for those a-holes. She tells Kyle that she was cut out of the entire engagement, and Kyle suggests salvaging the friendship, but Danielle says, there’s nothing left. This is the final straw. In Danielle’s interview, she says, that’s all Lindsay thinks of their friendship. For however many summers, Lindsay has been her girl, and Danielle has been rooting her, especially when it comes to men. We flash back to Lindsay telling Danielle about Carl fingerbanging her, and I cringe. In another flashback, Lindsay she’s done with Stephen, the guy who she had the fight with about the sandwich. Danielle says, Lindsay finally found her Prince Charming, and she got no part in it, just because she gave a not over-the-moon supportive opinion about the relationship. It breaks her heart. Outside, Mya is telling Ciara about the engagement, when Danielle comes flying out crying. She tells Mya that she’s so pissed off, and Mya says, let’s talk to Ciara. Danielle says, she had no idea, and Ciara says, that’s weird to her. Mya says, everyone is in a state of shock, and in Ciara’s interview, she says, if Craig was proposing to Paige, and didn’t tell her, she’d beat him to death. She says she thinks it’s rude, and Danielle says, it reiterates they don’t give f*** about her. Inside, Andrea says he’s happy for Carl and Lindsay, but has no idea what’s going on. In Sam’s interview, she says she’s blown away be the volume of Danielle’s rection. She’s super happy, but she’ll be happy over here. Chris thinks Danielle needs to process everything, and Kyle says he’s not helping. He doesn’t know what to say. Danielle sobs, and says she doesn’t want to interact with them ever again. At the beach, Lindsay says, now she’ll be calling Carl her fiancé. Then she calls him babe. I told you they don’t know each other’s names. He says his heart is full, but racing, and in Carl’s interview, he says, he flew in Lindsay’s dad and stepmom to fly in, and her best girlfriend from DC and her husband. It’s all a surprise. The timing for his parents didn’t work out, but the focus is on Lindsay and her family and friends. Chris tells Paige that he knew, and Paige can’t believe that Carl told Chris, but not Danielle. Kyle says, let’s go, and producer Nathan – breaking the fourth wall – tells Danielle that she doesn’t have to go, but Danielle says she’ll never forgive herself if she doesn’t. She looks in the mirror and says, I can do it, about a thousand times. And for my thousandth time, I can’t believe these people are so dramatic at their age. I never once had, or know of any of my friends having, a situation like this. All this angst over someone’s engagement.

The housemates go to the restaurant, and Danielle says hello to Lindsay’s dad and stepmom. Andrea’s girlfriend Lexi  is there, and Danielle says, she was told absolutely nothing. She then tells anyone who will listen or within earshot, even though their friendship wasn’t the greatest, she only learned about the engagement an hour ago, and doesn’t think she deserves what’s going down. Some chick named Dannia tells her to snap out of it. She can’t make this about herself. Danielle insists she’s not; she’s just saying. Mya says she’s worried about Danielle, and Sam says she is too. Paige says, she shouldn’t be doing that here. Carl and Lindsay arrive, and Carl remarks how packed the parking lot is. Danielle says, this is the last straw, when Lindsay and Carl come in. Lindsay is all surprised, hugs her dad, cries, and gets on with showing off the ring. Mya tells Danielle that she’s doing a great job, and Lindsay tells everyone how she had no clue Carl was going to propose. In Paige’s interview, she says, Lindsay wore shoulder pads to the beach. She knew she was getting proposed to. She curled her hair. She’s proud of Lindsay. Be prepared, girl. Paige asks Sam when she thinks Kory is going to ask her to be exclusive, but Sam says she doesn’t know as he will. Paige says, he’s telling other people, and in Sam’s interview, she says, it’s making her nervous. They’re approaching the place where she can get hurt, and that’s when she usually pumps the brakes. She doesn’t want to f*** this up. Kyle calls Amanda, and tells her about Lindsay’s engagement. Lindsay gets on the phone, and Amanda brings the pups with her on screen. She says she’s excited and happy for them. Carl goes to the bar with Kyle, and Kyle says he’s proud of Carl. He’s excited for Carl. Carl’s been through a lot this summer, and hasn’t let it cloud his excitement and happiness. Kyle knows it’s the real deal. He might have given Danielle a heads up though. Her reaction was emotional because she assumed she should have been in the know. It hurt her that she was left completely in the dark. Carl says, given how things have gone, he wants to let Danielle and Lindsay sort out what they need to, and Kyle asks if it’s about them, or about Carl and Lindsay. A bunch of people come back to the house, and Paige calls Craig. She tells him about Danielle getting upset, and says, it got awkward. Danielle made sure everyone knew.

Sunday. Danielle shuffles into Mya’s room, and wonders why her life is such a disheveled mess right now. Carl passes out football jerseys that say Vixens and Villains, along with neon green ties for the guys. Danielle whines that she doesn’t want to make it about her, but Paige says, it’s too late. Everyone gets ready to go to the beach, and Sam says, the thought of having to run makes her want to die. At the beach, Andrea sets up cones for the parameters. Lindsay says, everything is perfect, and Carl tells her about Kyle saying he should have given Danielle a heads up; she was hurt that she wasn’t in the loop. He’d told her that he was going ring shopping, but he didn’t tell the girls anything. Lindsay tells him not to feel defensive or like he needs to justify who he told. It’s not about Danielle, and of all people, Danielle should be clear on why she’s not involved. She’s not entertaining this topic any longer. She tells him not to apologize. He owes no one anything.

They play pseudo football, and Sam tells Kory that she didn’t ask the girls to grill him. Mya said he likes her, so tell her in his own words what he’d like the plan to be. Kory says he’d like to hang out and keep seeing each other, and see what happens. She says, her too, and in Kory’s interview, he says, for some reason, he finds it hard to talk about his emotions. He freezes and sweats, and doesn’t know what to say. He’s always trying to be the cool guy, but he doesn’t want to do that with Sam. He sees this as bigger than a Hamptons summer fling.

Back home, Gabby goes to meet a date, and in her interview, she says, Matt is her first blind date, technically. She usually stalks them online first, and this is completely new territory for her. She’s a control freak, but she’s decided to throw caution to the winds, and let fate decide. They talk dogs and top ten lists, and Matt seems cool. Kyle says he missed Amanda’s doctor’s appointment, and she says she had bloodwork and an ultrasound. Her estrogen is lower than average, and reflects someone who’s postmenopausal. Low estrogen causes shifts in mood, headaches, and depression, as well as trouble concentrating and fatigue. Kyle says, that’s spot on, and she says she’s going to see an endocrinologist. She feels relief that she can start feeling like herself again. She knew something wasn’t right. In her interview, she says, since going off birth control, she’s been dealing with a lot. There’s nothing worse than knowing something’s not right. Knowing the reason and that there are things to help makes her feel validated. She tells Kyle that she asked if it would interfere with having a baby, and the doctor said she wasn’t infertile, although it might be more difficult to get pregnant. She asks how long he’s keeping the mullet, and he says he thinks it’s hitting its stride. He thinks it’s his ego now, not just his alter ego.

On the way there, Paige tells Craig that she feels like she’s the one who gets most notoriously drunk on Labor Day weekend. He says, all the couples are in a different place. Carl and Lindsay are getting married. Sam and Kory sound like… Paige says, they’re going to start dating, and he says, and they’re working toward blending their life courses to a collective course. Robert joins Danielle at the house for the weekend, and on the way there, Gabby tells Mya and Ciara about her date. She met him through a friend of friend, and they went to a steakhouse, but he’s a vegetarian. She’s keeping an open mind. They all keep talking about how it’s the last weekend, and I say, thank God. Robert says he sent a text to Carl and Lindsay. They could have just explained that they’re not as good friends, but now it seems malicious. In Danielle’s interview, she says, Robert is boiling. He knows she’s hurting, and wants to have her back… which is hot. Kyle thinks Carl’s biggest fear is pissing off Lindsay, and that had he involved Danielle, Lindsay would be pissed. Lindsay and Carl arrive, and Lindsay goes immediately to the kitchen to make a pineapple upside down cake. She just wants to enjoy the weekend and have fun. In her interview, she says she has zero interest in Danielle. All week, her friends told her in detail how Danielle complained about not being included. Danielle acted the fool, and made her engagement – the happiest moment of her life – about herself. It’s the icing on top of what she’s already done. They’re not just not best friends anymore; they’re not friends. She’s done. Carl tells Kyle that it’s been a whirlwind week. They had literally 400 texts to answer. Kyle tells him to bask in the glory, and Carl says that he didn’t go out of his way not to tell Danielle. In Carl’s interview, he says, he knew Danielle before anyone else. She’s seen him at his worst and still been cool with him. He loves her, and wants to extend an olive branch, but they’re hurt too. A separation is okay. He tells Kyle that he thinks it’s sad to have to choose Kyle says he just wanted Carl to see it from her side. When the time comes, and they’re talking, it might help in how they’re talking. Carl worries that there’s a breaking point in some friendships.

They dress up and head out to a restaurant with private cabanas outside. Robert talks to Carl, and Danielle says she wants to be available and ready in case Robert wants to go. Sam says she can physically feel the discomfort. Carl tells Robert that the engagement was exciting, but it’s been a lot, and Robert says he’s happy for them. A lot happened, and Danielle wondered why he didn’t tell her. She was the last one to know, and it’s kind of embarrassing. Carl says he sees that, but he didn’t tell the girls in the house anything. Robert says, Danielle isn’t a girl in the house. She took a glass to the chest for Lindsay, and the last time Lindsay had a breakup, Danielle was there to pick up the pieces. Them finally being happy is just as important to Danielle as it is to Lindsay, and Lindsay is throwing all that away because of an uncomfortable summer. Carl says he feels bad, but Lindsay isn’t comfortable talking to Danielle about the relationship. Robert asks if it’s about his and Danielle’s relationship, or Lindsay and Danielle? and Carl says, because of the tension, they haven’t talk much. Robert says he wants them to be happy, but now they’re just two people who got engaged who he and Danielle knew at one time. Carl says he needs to take a break, and leaves. Kyle looks stunned, and Danielle goes over to Robert. Robert says he told Carl that they want him and Lindsay to be happy, but it hurts that they can’t be happy with them. Kyle finds Carl, who says he’s done with this sh*t. He doesn’t want any cameras. Kyle says, give him a second, and Carl says, no f***ing cameras, giving the finger to it.

Congratulations to Danielle, who I once thought was the normal one in the house, but this week, gets the award for most awful.

To be continued…

🌻 Ready To Spring Into Summer…

Come back tomorrow for soap and another group of awful people from New Jersey. Until then, stay safe, stay cleaning up after yourself in the kitchen (unless you live alone, then be a slob if you want to), and stay not making someone else’s engagement party – or any other party that’s not yours – about you.