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March 15, 2022 – Sonny Tries To Lower the Temperature, Subbing, Missing Deck, Marge Hosts a Spa Day Minus Jennifer & Friends

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Ava and Nina walk into Beradino’s, and Ava says she’s glad they’re doing this. It’s been ages since they had lunch anywhere but the MetroCourt. They’re seated, and Nina says, it’s nice to be away from the office. Ava says, and it’s much less likely they’ll run into Carly here. She heard from Nikolas that Nina didn’t follow up with Martin Grey about visitation, and Nina says she’s hoping she won’t need Martin to have a place in her grandson’s life. She put the whole scorched earth tactics in reserve. Ava says, Nina’s not naïve enough to think the Corinthos family will do the right thing, but Nina assures Ava that she’s not naïve. She has someone else advocating for her now.

Willow joins Michael in the nook, and holds something up. He asks if it’s what he thinks it is, and she says, one shiny new passport in all its glory. She’s so glad he got it expedited, and now that exams are over, she has a break. He says, Paris, here we come, and kisses her. Sonny walks in, and says, sorry to interrupt. Michael asks, what’s going on? and Sonny says, they need to get on the same page about Nina.

At the hospital, temp Monica (see below) says she’s glad she ran into Finn. He says, it’s always a pleasure, and she says, it’s been so long since she had the department heads at her house for dinner. She’s going to set something up this week, and she’ll let him know about it. They can all let off some steam and get to know each other outside of the hospital. And of course (🍷) significant others are welcome, so he can bring Elizabeth. He thanks her for the invitation, but says he’ll be attending solo. He and Elizabeth have decided to hit pause in their relationship.

Elizabeth bangs on the vending machine, and Drew says, easy there. She says she’s so frustrated. She put her money in, and it’s just stuck. He bangs on it, and the bag falls down. He tells her, Navy SEAL training, and asks if she wants to talk about it. She says, after all the pain and misery they’ve been going through because of Peter, it finally caught up to her family.

Victor tells Yohan, good news. It seems Drew Cain might be able to give them access to what they’ve been searching for after all. Yohan asks how that’s possible, and Victor holds up the Three of Cups tarot card and says, this was amongst the items found on Peter’s dead body. In life, Peter managed to prevent him from gaining access to Drew’s memories, but in death, he’s graciously given Victor a way to get everything he so badly needs.

Outside Kelly’s, Eileen sees Laura, and says, her official calendar said she had a meeting with the heads of State Commerce. Laura says, it got rescheduled. She’s just grabbing a quick lunch. She’ll see Eileen back at city hall. Eileen flashes back to telling Victor, they have a problem; Sam McCall, Robert Scorpio, and Laura Collins are getting too close.

Laura sits with Sam, Dante, and Robert, and says, she just ran into her deputy mayor out there. She hopes she didn’t keep anybody waiting, but Dante says he and Sam just got here. Robert says, thus their group is all assembled, the group that’s going to take out Victor Cassadine.

Innsbruck, Austria. Felicia asks Anna if all this subterfuge is really necessary, and Anna says, they have to be careful none of Victor’s associates are keeping watch on this place. Thankfully, when she spoke to Frisco, he didn’t ask too many questions. Felicia says, he never did, and Anna says, on the books, it just says they’re spending the next few hours being debriefed by the Bureau about the circumstances surrounding Peter’s death. Felicia says, the transportation office looks like it’s going to be closing for the night soon, and Anna says she’s right. They can’t waste a moment. They really need to find proof Luke didn’t die in a random accident. He was murdered.

A clerk walks into the transportation office, and the man behind the desk says, it’s not like him to be late. His shift is over. He’ll see the clerk in the morning. (We find out later the first guy’s name is Kirk, or sounds like Kirk.) Kirk leaves, and Anna (in fake glasses) comes in with Felicia weeping into a handkerchief. The clerk says they’re going to be closing soon, and Anna says she’s so sorry it’s last minute, but she was wondering if he could help with an important matter.

Yohan asks if that’s the card that will access Drew’s old memories, and Victor says, there’s only one way to find out. They’ll have to lure Drew to some secluded location and activate the conditioning. Yohan says, Victor tried that before and it didn’t work out, and Victor says, that’s because he was misled by Peter with the wrong tarot card. Yohan says, Drew knew what Victor was doing. Victor denied it once, and If he tries again, there will be no denying it. Victor says he makes an excellent point. It will be a terrible waste, but if conditioning doesn’t work this time, Drew will have to be eliminated.

Drew says he’s sorry Elizabeth’s family is suffering. Does she want to talk? She says he doesn’t want her to unload her baggage. He has enough going on in his own life. Peter took two years from him that he can’t get back. He says, he’s always here for her and her family, and she says, all right. They walk, and she says, some really strange things have been happening lately, and they all relate to Franco. At first, she thought it was his mom, but she was hospitalized at the time, and now, as much as she doesn’t want to admit it, all signs are starting to point to Jake.

Monica say she’s sorry to hear about Finn and Elizabeth. She always liked them as a couple. He says, so did he. Maybe someday, but now is not the time pursue something. Monica says, it’s none of her business, but please know, she always rooted for both of them. She’s fond of him, and has a soft spot for Elizabeth in her heart. She’s known Elizabeth since she was a teenager. She was Monica’s daughter Emily’s best friend, and she’s the mother of Monica’s grandson Jake. Her connection to Elizabeth’s family goes back even further, because back in the day, she was married to Elizabeth’s father. He says, she was married to Jeff Webber? and she says, yes. It seems like a lifetime ago. It didn’t work out; neither of them was faithful. Jeff lived a life of service as a doctor to the underserved, but it still breaks her heart that he has no relationship with Elizabeth or his grandson. She always wondered what happened there, but guesses you never know what goes on in families. He says, judging from his own difficult family history, no you don’t. The elevator doors open, and Jake is there.  

Michael tells Sonny that he and Willow are on the same page regarding Nina, and Willow says she assumes this is about Wiley. Sonny says he knows Willow and Nina got into it the other day, and Willow asks if that’s how Nina described it. Nina thought she didn’t know what happened between the two of them, and tried to exploit her ignorance to get a visit with Wiley. Willow made it clear that’s not going to happen. Sonny says they’ve got to keep his private life out of this, and Michael says, it isn’t about Sonny; it’s about Nina. She lied to them over and over again, and they don’t trust her. Sonny asks if he has to remind Michael that grandparents have rights in the state of New York, and Wiley and Nina are blood family. Michael says, Nina has the right to go before a judge and petition to see Wiley, but that’s no guarantee the petition will work, especially since he and Willow have the right to argue against visitation. Then it’s up to a judge to decide. Sonny asks, what if he can get Nina to back off and not file that motion in court? and Michael asks why she’d do that. Sonny says, because he believes he can convince Nina not do that, then they all get what they want.

Ava asks if Nina fired Martin and hired a different lawyer, and Nina says her current plan is to try to avoid going to court. Ava asks, how? and Nina says, Sonny offered to talk to Michael and Willow to see the wisdom in lowering the temperature. Get them to see they’re better off in not having a court ruling in this matter. Ava says she sees, and Nina asks what that means. Ava says, nothing. She just doesn’t want Nina to have false hope. Nina says, Sonny is convinced it will work, and Ava says, Sonny was convinced a lot of his recent plans would work. Nina says, it’s not his fault Carly is combative and unreasonable, and Ava says, Carly is always combative and unreasonable. It’s a little late for Sonny to complain about that now. But that doesn’t even matter, does it, because they’re divorced, and Sonny is going to bat for her. Nina says, Sonny is just trying to find an equitable solution. Ava says, Sonny is trying to impress Nina. She’s known Sonny a long time, and that man cannot be without a woman. He’s one of those. And now that Carly is out of the way, and now Nina has her opening and can get in there and get what she wants. Correct her if she’s wrong, but Nina does want Sonny doesn’t she?

Felicia wails, and Anna asks if the clerk speaks English, because her German is a bit rubbish. He says he’ll try his best, and she says she’s an attorney representing the Randolph Forsythe estate. Felicia weeps loudly, and Anna says, this is his widow, and Felicia has been led to believe her late husband was a passenger on that cable car that had that tragic accident back in December. Unfortunately, the investigators weren’t able to find evidence to prove Randolph was on board, and as he can imagine, it’s left the estate in flux. Felicia continues to wail, and Anna says, so what she was hoping was that maybe they could look at the evidence, so they could find some actual proof that he was indeed a passenger. The clerk says he’s not authorized to let anyone see the records, unless they’re government officials. Felicia jumps up, and says she told  Anna this would be a waste of time. This situation will never end. She throws an arm across her forehead, and leans on the wall, crying some more. In German, Anna tells the clerk, Mr. Forsythe told her client he was in Austria, but she has reason to believe he’s alive and well, and ran off with his mistress instead. If her client sees proof her husband wasn’t onboard, she can move on with her life. Felicia sobs loudly, and Anna asks the clerk, please help me give her some closure. He says he can’t allow her access to the computer, but he can let her see the hard copies. Felicia turns around and says, yes! That will work. Thank you, kind sir. A thousand thank yous, yes. Anna turns to Felicia and makes a cutting motion across her throat, and Felicia gets quiet, dabbing at her eyes.

Laura says, so Victor took the bait. He thinks he has the tarot card that will activate Drew’s conditioning. Sam says, he thinks Peter had it on him when he died, and Dante says, he thinks he’s got the key. He’s going to reach out to Drew. He thinks it’s going to work. Laura asks if anyone is concerned Victor might actually be able to activate Drew, and Dante says, not with that card. He and Sam will be monitoring the situation in real time, and Drew’s aware; he’s in the loop, and knows what’s going on. Hopefully, they get something incriminating on Victor. Robert says, this is insanely convoluted, and Laura says she still can’t fully understand how these things are connected. If Luke was killed for the Ice Princess diamond, what does it have to do with Drew’s past? Eileen watches through the window.

Nina says, it’s not as simple as wanting Sonny or not, and Ava says she hopes Nina isn’t worried about the fallout from Sonny’s family. That ship has certainly sailed. Nina says she knows that. It’s not about that. Ava asks, then what is she waiting for? and Nina says, the man she fell in love with in Nixon Falls is very much the man Sonny is now, but recently she’s been confronted with a side of Sonny she doesn’t really know. She went to his penthouse the other night, and sometimes she just doesn’t recognize him. And it makes her wonder if she isn’t just repeating her self-destructive patterns.

Sonny says he doesn’t think Nina will file a legal motion if they allow her to see Wiley from time to time, but Michael says, they don’t want that. Sonny asks if he didn’t say Nina and Wiley are blood related. If they get the court involved, the court could rule against them, and dictate Nina’s visitation time. All they’ve got to do is let Nina see Wiley from time to time, and they dictate the terms. Michael says, he and Willow don’t think it’s healthy for Nina to be in Wiley’s life. What do they gain be playing along? Willow says, she knows Sonny has feelings for Nina, but to be perfectly honest, Willow doesn’t trust her. Even if they agree to a compromise, there’s a strong chance Nina will still file a legal claim. Sonny says he trusts Nina, and Michael says, that’s the problem. Sonny shouldn’t trust Nina.

Drew asks if Elizabeth really thinks Jake is behind the incidents, and she says she doesn’t want to think that, but he was there when Jake came home after he’d been kidnapped by Helena. There was this darkness about him. And does he remember when they left Jake alone? Sam was trapped in the basement. Drew says, that was an accident and they proved it. Jake was able to recover from what happened on Cassadine Island because he had Elizabeth to help him. He had a family he could count on, right? So is Jake is struggling, he knows she has the strength to help him through that again.

Monica asks Jake, what’s going on? and Finn asks if he doesn’t have an appointment. Does his mother know where he is? Monica says, talk to her. He knows he can tell her anything. Finn asks if Monica minds if they have a moment alone, and she says, he’s her grandson. Finn says he realizes that, but there might be some things you don’t want to disclose to your grandmother, and Monica tells Jake, they’ll swap spots. Jake comes out of the elevator, Monica gets in, and the doors close, Finn asks where Jake’s mom is. Does she know where Jake is? Jake says, no, and Finn can’t make him go back there.

Finn takes Jake to his office, so they can have some privacy, and asks, what’s going on? If Jake doesn’t want to talk to him, that’s fine. He can page Jake’s mom, and she can sort this out. Jake says, fine. He’ll talk to Finn. He told Dr. Massey that he had to go to the bathroom, and made a run for it. Finn laughs, and asks why Jake took off. Jake says, whatever, forget it, but Finn says he can’t. They have rules here. If Jake doesn’t go back to Dr. Massey’s office soon, she’s going to call hospital security. There’s a whole procedure for when a child is missing. Jake says he’s not a child, and Finn says he realizes that. He meant when a minor goes missing. He could get fired if he doesn’t call this in, unless Jake gives him a good reason for not going back. Jake says he’s not going back there. He’s tired of being accused of setting Franco’s studio on fire.

Elizabeth thanks Drew for his support; she needed to hear that. Monica comes by, and says she’s sorry to interrupt, but she just saw Jake on the first floor. It seems like he skipped out on his doctor’s appointment. Elizabeth gets up, and says she needs to go find him, but Monica says, it’s okay; he’s with Finn. They wanted to have their privacy. Maybe Jake will open up to Finn, but can she ask Elizabeth something? What is going on with her grandson? Elizabeth says she made an appointment with Dr. Massey. Jake is going through something. Monica says, of course (🍷). It’s understandable. He’s lost his stepfather and his father in the same year. Elizabeth says she thinks they might be dealing with some behavioral issues, and Monica says she’s sorry to hear that. Losing Franco, and then Jason, is too much.

Michael says, Sonny can’t let go of his feelings for Nina. That’s why he trusts her; not because she’s trustworthy. She lied to Sonny’s wife and kids for almost a year about him being alive. This should be a major red flag, and he doesn’t understand why it’s not. Sonny says, what Michael doesn’t understand is, he already confronted that issue. He’s just trying to take down the temperature here. Willow says, she appreciates his intentions, but they’re past the point where turning down the temperature will do any good. Sonny says, it was a mistake to come here, and goes to the door. Michael says, he’s right, it was, because once again, Sonny is choosing Nina’s interests over his family. Sonny turns around.

Ava says she thought they already addressed this, or is Nina slipping back into poor me territory? Nina says, no, and Ava says, she wanted Sonny and she took him. Is she going to have a crisis of conscience about it now? Nina says, it’s not about that. Sonny is dealing with some issues right now, and she thinks it’s wise for her to stay away from him until it’s settled. Ava says, but it’s okay if he goes to bat for her. What are these issues Nina is talking about? Victor walks in, and says, Ava, looking ravishing as always, and kisses her hand. She tells him that he’s too kind, and asks if he knows her friend Nina Reeves. He says, his wayward son’s ex-wife. It’s a shame she and Valentin couldn’t make things work. Nina says, sadly, she couldn’t trust him. She sees now where he’s inherited that trait.

The clerk is out for a smoke break and Kirk comes by, asking if he left his phone in the office. The clerk says, there are two women in the office; an American and a Brit. He knows they’re not authorized, but one of them had family in December’s accident. Kirks tells him to describe them; what did they look like? In the office, Felicia listens in the hallway, and tells Anna, the record keeper is still gone. What exactly are they looking for? Anna says she doesn’t know really. Some kind of inconsistency that can lead them somewhere. She says Felicia was really hamming it up with the whole grieving widow thing, and Felicia says she’s sorry. She was so nervous. She’s out of practice with the undercover stuff. Was it too much? Anna says she’s just grateful Felicia was playing an American. God knows what she’d do with an accent. Anna looks through a folder, and Felicia says, since The Floating Rib is gone, maybe she can get back in the P.I. game. What does Anna think? Anna doesn’t say anything, and Felicia says, that enthusiastic, huh? Anna says, no. She might have found something that proves the cable car crash was no accident.

Elizabeth says, maybe Jake wasn’t ready for her to start dating again, and Monica says, the circumstances surrounding Jason’s death didn’t help. Drew says, which means they’re all kind of in a state of flux. Monica asks if Elizabeth needs her to stick around, but Elizabeth says she’s okay. Drew says he’ll see Monica at home, and Monica leaves. Elizabeth says Drew doesn’t need to stick around either, but he says, that’s what families are for.

Finn asks why Jake thinks Dr. Massey believes he burned down Franco’s art studio, and Jake says, Finn believes it too. So does his mom. That’s why he had to talk to Dr. Massey. He already knows the drill; he’s been in and out of therapy since he was eight years old. After what happened to him, he doesn’t want anyone to believe he’s crazy. Finn says, no one believes that, and Jake says his mom and Dr. Massey believe he’s still disturbed like he was when he was a kid. That’s why she asks him all these leading questions like, was he really at a friend’s house the night the studio burned? Why was he at the library when a picture of his mom showed up at the house? Finn says, maybe there’s another way to look at this. People are acknowledging Jake has been through a lot in the past year. He was close with Franco, and not only did he lose Franco, he lost his dad as well. Jake says, his mom lost Franco too. Why would he want to torture her like that? He wants her to be happy. Finn says, even if it means she’s maybe moving on from Franco?

Dante asks if they might not be complicating this. The Ice Princess is worth the GDP of a small country, maybe Victor is literally just after the money. Sam says, it certainly motivates a lot of people, but… Robert says, they dealt with Victor back in day; the guy’s a playboy. Laura says, he was that. He liked the finer things in life, and mostly motivated by lust and greed. Although lately she’s noticed he seems to like to play God. The Ice Princess diamond, Luke’s death, and there’s something Drew is supposed to remember; they all add up to something. Eileen walks in, and asks Laura if there’s something she should know about.

Ava says, Nina is talking to a member of her family, but Victor says, that’s all right. He supposes there’s no escaping his less than reputable past, which is why he intends to make amends in the future, giving back to the world. Nina says, with what? Charity? He says, something like that, and she says, for Valentin’s sake, she hopes it’s the truth. Victor’s phone rings, and he says he has to take it, and tells Ava that he’ll see her soon. He leaves, and Nina asks, what the hell was all that about?  

Felicia asks what Anna found, and Anna shows her the cable car schedule the day of the accident. The cable car in question was supposed to leave the dock at 9:15 am, but it didn’t actually leave until 9:47 am. Felicia says, that’s not unusual. Delays happen all the time with public transportation. Subways usually have a schedule, but everyone knows they bear little resemblance to reality. Anna says, but this is Austria, and that’s a twelve minute delay, and it should be noted in the records, but it isn’t. There’s nothing here; there’s no engine trouble, no weather issues, no staffing issues. Felicia says, maybe the car was deliberately held back until Luke arrived to assure he was on it. Anna says, that’s what she’s thinking, and as they both know, Luke Spencer was never punctual a day in his life. So it’s as good a theory as any.

Victor asks Kirk what he wants, and Kirk says, they have a situation. There are two women in the records room, looking for information about the crash. Victor says, by any chance is one an America blonde, and the other a British brunette? Kirk says, that’s exactly how his colleague described them. Does Victor know who they are? Victor says he’s afraid he does. The Brit is a senior WSB agent. He knew she was in the area, he just didn’t know she was there to investigate the crash. Kirk says, she’s in the records room right now. He was working in inspection the day of the crash. She could uncover the truth. Victor says, but she won’t, will she? Because Kirk will handle it. Kirk asks, how? and Victor says, by any means necessary.

Anna says she’s going to review these records, starting with whoever was inspecting the cable cars that morning. Then she’s going to photograph the pertinent ones, and have a look at them when she gets back home. Felicia says, sounds like it’s going to take some time. They need to make sure that nice man doesn’t come back any time soon. Maybe she can charm him into going on a coffee run. Anna thanks her, and tells her, just take it easy with the handkerchief thing. Felicia leaves, and Kirk watches.

Laura says she’s just catching up with her friends, and Eileen says, a senior detective on the PCPD and the District Attorney? Dante says, Laura was his mother-in-law, and he still considers her family, and Robert says, he and Laura go back decades. Eileen tells them, they can say whatever they want, but the mayor’s official duties and calendar are a matter of public record. Frankly, this isn’t the first time she’s caught Laura in a white lie like this. Laura says she thinks there’s been a misunderstanding. Surely she’s entitled to a social life, right? To spend time with her friends? Eileen says she still has some more questions and don’t call her Shirley, and Laura asks if she has to remind Eileen that Eileen works for her, not the other way around. Eileen says she knows Laura’s her boss, but the Government Oversight Committee has been breathing down their office’s neck every since former Mayor Lomax resigned in disgrace. If there’s any discrepancy on Laura’s public schedule, she needs to correct it. Let her constituents know that she’s meeting with other public officials, personal or not. Laura says she can’t do that, and Eileen asks, why not? I don’t think that’s how any of that works, but letting it pass.

Sonny tells Michael, that’s not what’s happening here. He’s never chosen Nina over his family. Michael asks, then why not just tell them the truth about what happened in Nixon Falls? Or why didn’t Sonny warn him that he wasn’t going to testify against Nina, and wanted to protect her from the consequences of what she did? (Hmm… Sonny might remind Michael that no one knew ahead of time he’d end up on the stand.) Sonny says he’ll give it to Michael straight because he likes to hear one side. When he came home from Nixon Falls, he found out his wife had married his best friend, and he had to wrap his head around that. Then his best friend Jason dies, just like Michael thought he’d lost Sonny. He was trying to keep his family together, and not make a bad situation worse. Yes, it didn’t work out like he’d hoped. He wanted to tell the whole family the truth on his terms; didn’t happen. But Michael has to remember something. Sonny is his father. He’s always going to do what’s best for Michael, and that’s what he’s trying to do right now. Don’t ever forget that.

Elizabeth says she really does appreciate Drew looking out for her and her family, but she can handle whatever’s going on with Jake. He says he has no doubt about that, but maybe while she’s taking care of the boys, he can look out for her. She says she just wishes she’d caught on to Jake’s behavior sooner. She was so focused on figuring out if she was ready to date, she doesn’t think she paid enough attention to her boys’ feelings. He says he knows her, and knows she always puts her boys first. He’s sure she came to a decision that was well-informed that the  boys were ready. She says he might be giving her too much credit, but he says, not possible. She says she’s just as susceptible to tunnel vision as anyone else, and only see what she wants. He’s a perfect example. She believed he was Jason and didn’t tell anyone. He says, that was ancient history. Elizabeth was in a bad emotional place, but she came out the other side, which is why he knows she has the strength to help Jake with whatever’s going on. She says, if that’s what’s really happening.

Jake asks if Finn thinks he was doing all those things because he didn’t like Finn dating his mom. He told Finn that he was okay with that. As long as Finn is good to his mom, they have no problems. Finn says he believes Jake – he really does – but the police told his mom that whoever put the painting in the living room didn’t break in. They had access to the brownstone, and no one saw Jake in the library that morning. Unless there’s some other reason Jake doesn’t want to tell anyone what he was doing that day.

Ava says she has no idea what Nina is talking about, and Nina says, is she kidding? That charm offense Ava was giving Valentin’s father; what was going on there? And don’t tell her, nothing, because Nina knows Ava has something up her sleeve. Ava says, it’s just that the Cassadines are a complicated bunch. It’s best for everybody if they get along. Nina asks if that’s Ava’s polite way of saying, just butt out, and Ava says, emphasis on polite. Just like Ava will butt out of Nina’s relationship with Sonny. But not before telling Nina that she knows Sonny is advocating for her with Willow and Michael because he was in love with her. Nina says she’s not sure she wants that on her conscience.

Michael says, Sonny wants to do what’s best for him? Then respect the decision he and Willow made about their son. Sonny asks, why use his son to punish Nina? and Willow says, this isn’t about punishing Nina. It’s about what’s appropriate for Wiley. Sonny is an adult. If Nina lies to him or twists the facts, he can handle it, or not, but Wiley is a child. Nina already confused him enough. Monica comes in, and says, Sonny. This is certainly a surprise. Sonny says he was just leaving, but Monica says, since he’s here, there’s something he should know; all three of them. She was doing some serious thinking on her way home, about the ambiguity surrounding Jason’s death. It’s not good for his children to be living inside this limbo. She’s going to petition the court to have Jason declared legally dead.

Jake says, he’d better get back to Dr. Massey. He doesn’t want to get Finn in trouble. Finn says, don’t worry about him, this is about Jake. Can someone corroborate where Jake was that morning? Jake says, forget it, but Finn says he can’t. Tell him the truth. Jake says he can’t, and Finn asks, why? Jake says, if his mom finds out what he did, she’ll never forgive him.

Elizabeth thanks Drew for the pep talk, and he says his shoulder is at her service whenever she needs it. They hug, and Elizabeth leaves. Drew’s phone rings, and he sees it’s Victor. He says, show time.

Eileen says she’s liable for seeing Laura. She can’t pretend she didn’t. Laura says she’s sorry. She didn’t realize she might be putting Eileen in a difficult position. She can’t tell Eileen everything, but Eileen is her deputy, so she guesses Eileen deserves to know something about what’s going on with her. Robert asks if she’s sure, and Laura says, it’ll be all right. She tells Eileen that she has reason to believe her ex-husband Luke Spencer may have been murdered. She’s working on this on her own time. This is her lunch hour. Now she’s just taken a big step in trusting Eileen, so she’s asking Eileen to do the same for her. Can Eileen give her the space she needs wo work on this situation? Because it needs to be kept separate from their office. Can she do that? Eileen says, yes, understood. They can touch base later. Laura thanks her, and Eileen leaves. Laura goes back to the table, and says, now where were we?

Drew asks what Victor wants, and Victor says, he’s sorry; they seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot. Drew says, two years in a cell is a bad start, and Victor says, Peter was responsible; Peter’s dead. He’s calling about a different matter entirely, and it’s important they meet in person.

Anna looks at more files, when Kirk suddenly comes in behind her with his gun drawn. She takes more pictures.

Tomorrow, Portia tells Trina that she has exciting news; Esme asks Spencer, who else could have possibly done this; Carly says, there’s no proof, but there will be; and Kirk’s gun goes off.

🩺 Sliding Into GH Like…

All about temporary Monica.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/monica-temporarily-recast-on-general-hospital/amp

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

Co-primary Charles bitches to Captain Glenn that McDonald’s is better than this. You don’t put sweet sauce on a steak. He feels like he’s losing money eating this disgusting food. Daisy warns Marcos about Charles ranting, and Marcos says, Charles wouldn’t know a good meal if it smacked him in the face. Daisy says Charles is being aggressive and mean, and in Marcos’s interview, he says if Charles said that to his face, he wouldn’t be sitting here. Glenn asks Charles how the food was last night, and Charles deflects. He tells Charles that they’ll find a solution, and tonight’s dinner will be fantastic. Gary asks Daisy about the beach picnic, and she explains the procedure they’re going to follow.

Erica says her mom was happy with the food, but she wasn’t, and Glenn tells Marcos about Charles not being happy with his eggs. He doesn’t get it. It looked delicious, but humor them. He suggests Marcos hear from them what they want. In Glenn’s interview, he says he’ll hear a legitimate complaint, but who comes on a luxury yacht, and says it’s not as good as McDonald’s? Show some class. Colin says, Charles is going to complain because it doesn’t taste like a Happy Meal. Gabriela brings Charles coffee in his cabin, and he whines, where’s his stuff? Guest Janelle tells husband guest Rhett that Charles complains about everything. Some of the crew set up on the beach, while on the boat Charles demands to know where the alcohol is he sees people drinking. Gary arrives at the beach, and asks how it’s going, and Tom says, not well. He’s trying to set up a tent for the guests, and having the usual issues people do with tents. Marcos tells Colin, by tomorrow, he’ll be drinking; the guy is f***ing crazy. Colin says, he has the taste buds of a Billy goat. Tom wonders how to make the tent less ugly, and in his interview, he admits he came in too cocky and confident. We flash back to some of his mistakes, and he says, but he knows how to do better now, and wants to show Gary that he’s not a complete f***ing idiot.

Cindi gets self-tanner all over a white couch, and in Glenn’s interview, he says, accidents happen, but it was a dumb thing to do. The couch cost $50K; it’s just stupid. Tom continues to mess with the tent, and Gabriela wonders who puts on body makeup, then sits on a white couch on a superyacht? The guests are brought to the beach, and Erica tells Daisy, the whole reason Charles came this time was the food. In Daisy’s interview, she says, it’s been a sh*t show all morning. She needs the picnic to go as planned. Charles deigns to try the lox, and in her interview, Daisy says, just eat the food and STFU. Charles says, great food. He thinks he might be grouchy in the morning. Rhett says he’s an a-hole, and Charles says, if he was in New York, it would be okay to be a d-bag. (Um… no.) Rhett says he’d get punched in the face, and Charles says, if people don’t like the way he acts, he doesn’t need to be around them. In Daisy’s interview, she says, they’ve got to be kidding. It had just been good for a hot minute. Charles stomps over to Erica, who was enjoying putting her toes in the surf, and tells her, Janelle said he’d get ass kicked in New York. Erica says, if Janelle wasn’t her hairdresser, she’d let him be a bitch, but she doesn’t want to find a new one. Rhett asks if Charles called his wife a bitch. He’ll f*** Charles’s world up. Daisy says, this is getting bad.

Janelle goes over to Erika, and tells her that Charles had said, if you’re in New York and you bitch, they’ll give you what you want. (I don’t know what planet the NYC they’re talking about is on.) Janelle says Rhett told Charles that he’d get hit in the face, and Charles got pissed and walked off. Erica’s husband likes having trouble with people. In Daisy’s interview, she says, she’d rather have them arguing with each other than complaining about the food. She won’t be surprised if Rhett kicks the sh*t out of him. Erica says she doesn’t control Charles. Back at the boat, Glenn tells Ashley to try carpet cleaner on the couch. She does, and Glenn says, it’s not doing anything, and tells her to try the K2R. Daisy radios that the guests are ready to be picked up. Cindi gives Daisy a necklace that has huge flowers on it, and in her interview, Daisy says she’s never seen anything like it. Cindi asks Gary to put it on her, and Tom grumbles that everything happens, and he misses all of it. Kelsie says, that makes two of them, and they bring the guests back to the boat.

The guests wonder what happened to the couch, and everyone is all, not me, including Cindi. Daisy goes to Charles and Erica’s room, and asks if they want to speak to the chef; Cindi is already there. Erica comes out, and says she’ll be speaking for Charles. On the phone, Rhett tells someone that Charles’s hobby is going to hotels, and bitching about the food to get a room freebie. He’s the biggest d-bag. Erica tells Marcos what Charles likes to eat, emphasis on spaghetti with marina sauce. In Marcos’s interview, he says, it’s the most nasty meal combination he’s ever made in his life. Charles asks Glenn to have dinner with them, and Erica wants Gary to join them too. Daisy reminds them that it’s a decades theme party. Erica complains about the other guests, and Gabriella does chores while Ashley disappears. Glenn asks if the guests want to sail. In Tom’s interview, he says, Ashley is not interested in him. She’s only interested in talking to Gary. Some girls like the Tarzan thing. Glenn puts the sails up, and I pray for Gary to fall out of the top bunk where he’s sleeping. Sailing music happens, doors open, and things slide around. Charles says, it’s an overrated experience, and Erica says, the last time, it was majestic. He says their cat is majestic, and Erica says, he is cute. Marcos whacks his head coming out of the refrigerator doorway. Daisy gets Colin to help, saying, she doesn’t know what to do. Marcos sits in the crew mess, bleeding from his head, and Colin examines his wound. Colin says, it looks nasty. Marcos took some of his scalp off. I literally gasp, seeing a piece of it in his hand.

Colin goes to get Glenn, and Daisy worries about Marcos being in shock.  Colin tells Glenn, Marcos scalped himself inside the fridge. Glenn takes a look, and tells Marcos to keep pressure on it. He’s going to have to see someone. In Glenn’s interview, he says, his first thought was, that’s the end of the season; it’s that serious. He tells Marcos that they’ll figure something out. They’re heading back. Marcos says, he’ll get his head bandaged up, but he still has to make dinner happen. Glenn calls Dr. Tea, and says Marcos scalped a piece off his head, but he’s not sure what type of wound it is. She says she’ll come to the boat. Marcos puts on a hat, and looks for broccoli. They drop anchor, and Charles tells the other guests that when he and Erica first met, he sniffed her butt like a dog. Erika tells Charles that they need to have sex once on the boat, and in a TMI moment, of which there are many, he says give them ten minutes. She says, it should take five, and they go to their cabin. The table is set for dinner, and Dr. Tea arrives.

She examines Marcos, and says, it’s a big piece, but very superficial. She puts a bandage around his head, like in those old-fashioned toothache patient pictures, and tells him that he can change it on his own. In his interview, Marcos says, the guests don’t care. He can’t stop cooking, Tom helps decorate, and Janelle tells Rhett that they have to survive another dinner. She doesn’t have the time or patience. She doesn’t like people like Charles. Keep the f*** away from her. Charles demands hairspray. Glenn tells Gary to stop eating, since they’re joining the guests, and in Gary’s interview, he says he gets good food, and it gets him out of helping in the galley. Score! Cindi comes out dressed like Marilyn Monroe, and Daisy says she looks fabulous. Outside of earshot, Gabriela says, wow, but not in a good way. Rhett face palms.

Tom asks if Marcos doesn’t wish they could go back in time an hour or so, and not do the thing they did. Marcos says he does wish that, and Gary and Glenn join the guests. There’s tons of different food, including spaghetti with marinara sauce In Marcos’s interview, a producer asks what restaurant the menu combination reminds him of, and he says, none. It’s a crazy buffet where a bunch of food is thrown at you. All you can eat until you die. Glenn says Erica and Charles make a nice couple (as my father would say, couple of what?) and Erica says, they’ve known each other since high school. Marcos tells Daisy that Charles probably doesn’t want to bitch in front of the captain, but Daisy says she’s not so sure he cares where he bitches. Janelle leaves the table, and goes to her cabin. Rhett is already there, and she says she can’t take it. Cindi tries to sing Happy Birthday to Glenn like Marilyn did to JFK, and fails miserably. In his interview, Gary dies laughing.

Glenn thanks them for a fantastic meal, and tells Marcos that it was delicious. The next morning, Gabriela hunts for fresh orange juice, but only finds some left over from the day before. Marcos asks if that isn’t the night stew’s responsibility. Gabriela says, it is, and he says they should have a meeting after the charter. Daisy comes by the galley, and asks how Marcos’s head is, and he says the blood passed through the gauze the night before. In his interview, he says, it’s painful but he’s not telling anybody. The couch is still messed up, and Janelle tells Daisy that Erica, Charles, and Cindi are messed up. Daisy says she and Janelle are the same; she’s never seen anything like it. The bags are packed, and Glenn docks the boat. Marcos tells Daisy he’s seen bitching between the two stews, and Daisy says, too many egos. She has to deal with so much bullsh*t. Glenn talks to Cindi about the couch, and she claims she wasn’t sitting there. In a flashback, we see that she clearly was. In Glenn’s interview, he says, the primaries on a charter boat are responsible for any damage. Having that conversation is never fun, but it has to be done. Cindi tells the others that they have to split the bill for the couch, and Janelle is like, no way; she and Rhett didn’t do that. Cindi insists she didn’t either.

The crew lines up, and there are hugs and handshakes. Erica gives a rose to the captain, and Cindi gives him the tip envelope and promises to take care of the problem. They leave, and in Colin’s interview, he says, please never come back. They gather for the tip meeting, and Glenn says, that was interesting. He tells Daisy that her team did a good job, and ran smoothly. It’s a testament to her leadership skills. She says, the stews did a great job, and reminds them, if there are issues, talk to her, and remember it’s a team, so be respectful of each other. Glenn says, Marcos accommodated the guests very well. He was hurt, and still pulled off dinner. They seemed to enjoy everything. He doesn’t feel the tip reflected the quality of service they gave the guests. They worked hard and pulled out all the stops to give them the best charter. The tip is $6500, or $720 each. Even I’m shocked. Bastards. In Daisy’s interview, she says, f*** my f***ing life. She wants to burst into tears. It’s not okay. Glenn says, it’s better than a poke in the eye with a pointy stick, and in her interview, close to tears, Daisy says she doesn’t think people like that deserve nice things. As far as she’s concerned, they can take the tip and shove it. Glenn says, it’s not a reflection on them, and it was still a great start to the season. He tells them, tonight, have fun.

It’s time to chill, and Colin asks if Ashley and Gabriela aren’t getting along, and if titles are still a thing. She says, they are, so Gabriela is above her. He asks if they do different jobs, and she says they do the same thing; they just rotate times. They hashed it out, but she has to respect Gabriela. Geez. Is it that hard? Colin asks about siblings, and she says she has an older sister who she hasn’t talked to in a long time. Her sister screwed every guy Ashley liked in high school, and would brag to her about it. In Ashley’s interview, she says she has a trust thing. She has a few great girlfriends, and knows she comes off as standoffish. She knows she’s doing it, but it’s hard not to be the way she is. Girls are tricky sometimes. Colin says, everyone’s got a history, don’t they? The crew gets dressed to go out, and Glenn asks Daisy, if her best friend’s life depended on it, what would she use on the couch? She tells him, Vanish works miracles, so he uses some, and it comes right out. He begins to use a wet vac, and in her interview, Daisy says she loves Glenn, but do they have to do this now? She needs a f***ing drink. She asks if they can’t look after it tomorrow, and give the camera a look as she walks out.

In the cab, Kelsie says, Marcos’s cooking is fire. The guests were used to McNuggets. At the restaurant, Gary wants to toast to something they’re grateful for, and Marcos says, thank God that f***ing guy left the boat. He says, everyone is amazing, and he never felt like a family in such a short time. In his interview, he says, a chef in this industry can get lonely in the galley, but this crew is different. We drown together or we help. He loves it. They clink glasses.

They order, and Daisy tells the stews that they’re great, and she wants the team to be solid. Gabriela and Daisy go for a smoke, and Ashley tells Gary that he flirts with everyone, like he doesn’t know. He says, there’s always a problem when he flirts, and she says she wants to hook up with him, but he doesn’t seem to want to. In Gary’s interview, he says, Ashley wants two things; his undivided attention, and to get in his pants. He tells her that he doesn’t want to rush things, and in his interview, he says, he might want to sleep with her, but he doesn’t want the consequences. So instead, he hugs Daisy. Colin checks Marcos’s wound, Gabriela downs some wine, and outside, Gary kisses Daisy, but acts silly about it. They go back to the boat.

Daisy tells Marcos to stop touching his wound. Gary tells Colin that he doesn’t understand the girls. They work together and talk to each other, then throw themselves at you. In his interview, Gary says, it’s hard because he knows it won’t just be a few kisses. Ashley wants to get in the hot tub, and he kisses her. She does something we don’t see, but can guess at, because he says, it feels good; naughty-naughty. The only smart one is Glenn, who’s in bed with his headphones on, eating M&Ms. Colin puts plastic wrap around Marcos’s head so he’ll stop messing with it, and they determine Marcos is going to live. In Gary’s interview, he says, if he goes to bed, he’ll have no regrets, but if he stays up, he might. Why can’t little Gary behave?

Ashley asks if Gary is going swimming or going to bed. She gets in his bed with him, but he suddenly decides they should go in the hot tub. They join the others, and Daisy kisses Ashley, then sits on Gary’s lap. As much as you can sit on someone’s lap in the water. Gary tells her that she has beautiful arms, and Ashley starts drinking from the tequila bottle. In Ashley’s interview, she says, Gary’s not interested. Whatever. She’s drunk and horny, and she’s going to have a good time no matter what. She drains the bottle, making me feel sick because I hate tequila. Gary tells the guys that he’s going to do Daisy tonight; don’t tell her. Gabriela calls Gary a toad, and Tom gets confused, thinking she means him, but Ashley corrects that, and flirts with him. In Ashley’s interview, she says Gary blew her off, and it’s not worth the effort. She’s warming up to the idea of someone her age. Gary follows Daisy to the bar, while Ashely and Tom get in a huge lounge chair and take selfies. In Tom’s interview, he says he’d squashed the idea of getting with Ashley, but have we heard the story of the tortoise and the hare? He’s living proof the tortoise won the race. They kiss, and Gabriela takes pictures until she says she feels like a pervert photographer. Tom suggests he and Ashley go to the guest cabin, and they do.

Gary and Daisy roll around in the hot tub, and Ashley asks Tom if he wants her to get naked. Like that might be a no. Daisy kisses Gary, and Colin and Gabriela make themselves scarce.

To be continued… 

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Bill had jetted from guys night out, and Evan said Bill was an accomplice; he let it happen. Frank followed Bill to the parking lot, and asked him to come back, but Bill said he was done. There were lines that shouldn’t be crossed. At the table, Joe #2 said that Jennifer dug into everyone’s life. Bill told Frank that he wasn’t staying somewhere he wasn’t welcome, and left. Frank went back to the table, and said it hadn’t gone well. Bill felt it was a personal attack on his wife. Evan said Bill had to rein her in. In Frank’s interview, he said that the other guys would have defended their wives too. But man code was, drama for the ladies, fun for the men. They toasted to Bill, and Luis arrived. There were bro hugs all around, and Joe #2 filled him in on Bill storming out. He said he was shocked that Luis and Teresa had spent the night at Bill’s after the clash between Jennifer and Melissa. Luis said, sorry, and Teresa called with absolutely nothing important. Luis told the guys that Teresa could be wild and crazy, but she was amazing. They met at a time he least expected to meet someone.

Joe #2 said they’d seen some stuff on social media, and Luis said he’d had a couple of bad relationships, and he was sure some of the other guys’ exes would talk bad about them. Joe #3 said he thought what they read was 100% bullsh*t, but what should they say if asked. Tiki said he had one question; was there ever physical violence? Luis was adamant there hadn’t been, and said he had some angry exes who were thirsty for attention. Tiki said his wife had been asking him questions, and Luis said there was a rumor the girl who was talking about him had stabbed her husband with a butcher knife. Wouldn’t you hack someone with a butcher knife? Luis said he didn’t want to believe it, and in Frank’s interview, he said, man or woman, violence was never acceptable. But the least they could do was give Luis the benefit of the doubt unless proven otherwise. Luis said he’d finally found the one, and in Joe #2’s interview, he said Teresa had made up her mind she wanted Luis to stay in her life. He said, if Luis f***ed up, trust him, he would find out. They toasted to Luis.

Back in their respective corners of the world, Joe #3 told Marge the butcher knife story, and said he thought Luis was deflecting. Evan told Jackie that he thought Luis was a nice guy whose girlfriends hadn’t worked out, but Jackie said she didn’t like the vengeful ex excuse. Joe #2 told Melissa that it had been uncomfortable for him, and Melissa said, unless there was proof, she’d go with the exes lying. Joe guaranteed Teresa wasn’t going to be happy. Teresa told Luis that she didn’t even know Tracy, and now Tracy was using her husband to do detective work, Luis told her that no one said anything wrong, and she said she wanted to protect their love bubble. Marge asked if Bill showed up, and Joe #3 said he got mad and left after Evan said Jennifer was a bad person. Jackie told Evan that he had every right to say what he said, and Evan said he didn’t think Bill was a bad guy, but his wife was a disaster.

Jennifer asked how guys night went, noting that Bill came home fast. Bill said it got upsetting when they insulted his wife’s character. He got up and left; screw them. Jennifer was happy Bill stuck up for her. She knew he didn’t want to be confrontational, but his silence was frustrating. People didn’t think he had her back. Bill said everyone handled things differently, and Jennifer said Bill didn’t show emotion, and she needed him as a life raft. In her interview, she said old feelings of anger were resurfacing; feelings she’d been sitting on. Bill showed no emotion, and she wanted dialogue, emotions, and communication, and he was telling her that he was incapable of that. She felt alone already.

In Dolores’s interview, she said, Frank finally got his sh*t together, and finished the house enough for the kids to leave her townhouse. On the downside, it was pretty empty, and Frankie said, it would be nice to have furniture. Dolores was worried about her mom’s surgery, and in her interview, she said her mother taught her everything she knows. She was used to picking up the phone and calling her, and couldn’t imagine not being able to ask for her advice. She told the kids that she didn’t want to lose her mother, and Gabby said Dolores had been put under anesthesia more times than she told them. David was very involved with helping Valerie, and in her interview, Dolores said her mom had always nursed them back to health. She couldn’t nurse her mom, but David could. She just wanted her mom to be okay. She had to put her pride aside, and let David help.

Marge suggested she host a spa day for Dolores, and Dolores said she’d done so much alone, it was nice to have friends who would do that, but Marge didn’t have to. Marge told Dolores to accept something when people loved her. She said she wasn’t inviting Jennifer, since no one needed the stress or tension. Meanwhile, Teresa was getting ready for her anniversary date with Luis. Gia and Gabriella sat in her dressing room as she did her makeup, and Teresa reminded them that it was her and Luis’s one year anniversary. All she knew was, they were going to dinner. The girls helped her pick something to wear, and Teresa said Luis was an amazing guy. Marge questioned him, but she didn’t know Luis like Teresa did, or see how he treats her. He was the best guy ever, and she loved him. In Gia’s interview, she said her mom and family had been through a lot. We flashed back to Joe #1 saying Teresa was the c-word, Teresa going to jail, Joe going to jail, and Teresa losing her parents. Gia said, it was just so nice to see Teresa in love and happy after so much loss. Teresa said she’d asked her parents in heaven for their help, and that week she met Luis. She suggested if the girls ever needed something to ask them, and Gabriella said she wasn’t forty and single. Ha-ha!

Melissa tried to plan Antonia’s Sweet 16 party, and Antonia gave her a lot of eye rolling. In Melissa’s interview, she said she rolled her eyes at her mom when she was Antonia’s age, but she didn’t have a Sweet 16. Her dad had died in a car accident, and she felt sad and alone. Antonia was also pissed because they’d just moved, and said Melissa didn’t consider her feelings, but Melissa said, oh yes she did. She thought Antonia’s torn ACL had made things worse, since Antonia couldn’t cheer, and in her interview, Melissa said Antonia had been tumbling for years, but fell the wrong way and was injured. She told Antonia that she could do it again, and asked if she’d been trying. Antonia said she had, but wasn’t very convincing. She said she didn’t care, and didn’t want to do it anymore, but Melissa said that wasn’t an option. Melissa cried in her interview, and said it broke her heart. Antonia had gone through her injury, and it was time to get out of it now.

Luis sent a driver to pick up Teresa, and in her interview, she said he was full of romantic surprises. He was a planner, and she loved that. He set the bar high. The driver took Teresa to a pier, that had a rose petal path to a small yacht. Captain Michael welcomed her, and there was a saxophone player on board, along with Luis. They had a drink while the sax player played, and Teresa said she loved it; she played alto sax in elementary school. (Me too – twinsies!) In Teresa’s interview, she said it just went to show, Luis listened to her. He was pretty perfect. The chef came out and told them the menu, and champagne was poured. Luis toasted to Teresa, and the last twelve absolutely amazing months. Teresa gave him a bracelet that was masculine cool, and put it on him. Her card said that a year ago, when they met, her heart had been broken. It had been broken for so long, he was a blessing she didn’t take for granted, In the year they’d been together, she’d never been shown so much love. In her interview, she told us that he’d never said an unkind word to her. He was a dream come true. With the help of the sax player, Luis unfurled a huge scroll with twenty reasons he loved her. She was fierce, strong, and the ultimate badass. He wanted to spend the rest of his life with her.  

Marge did a check of the spa, where there was also a fabulous catered spread. Melissa arrived first, and champagne was popped. The other women trickled in, and Teresa told them about her date with Luis, and the scroll. She said Luis loved her honesty, and in Marge’s interview, she said, if he loved Teresa for her honesty, was he delusional? Marge brought up Luis’s exes, and Bill leaving guys night in a rage. Jackie thought he could acknowledge what Jennifer had done wrong and still defend her. Tracy said if Jennifer apologized, that would make it good. Teresa said she’d called Jennifer and mentioned the spa day before she realized Jennifer wasn’t on the invite. Marge said Jennifer had kicked them out, and Jackie didn’t get why Jennifer wanted to burn bridges, and Tracy said she thought Jennifer was unhappy in her marriage. Everyone got in robes, and Dolores arrived. She said she and her siblings were taking turns keeping watch on her mother. She couldn’t be left alone because she was in danger of a heart attack. David was going with her to appointments, and Dolores hadn’t spoken to him, but thought it was better that way. It was time for their treatments, and Teresa, Jackie, and Dolores went first, while Melissa, Marge, and Tracy talked smack about David by the pool. Melissa said David seemed to be there for eveyroen in Dolores’s family but Dolores. In Melissa’s interview, she said it was the old school way, You swore it was okay, even though it hurt so much, then exploded on everyone else. They stuck their feet in the pool, and Melissa said Antonia was stressing her out. Her injury had changed her, and she seemed lazy and depressed. Antonia had checked out of the building, and it was making her nervous. There had also been the move, but compared to Melissa’s childhood, Antonia had it easy. In her interview, Melissa said, after they moved to Florida, her dad died, and she was so depressed. She was a New Jersey fish out of water at her new school.

They switched groups treatments, and Teresa talked about Tracy being up in everyone’s business. She wondered why Tiki was questioning Luis for her. Nobody should pry into anyone’s business. She also thought that Jennifer was being picked on, and Jackie said Jennifer came at people hard. Teresa said Marge did too. By this time, the other women had joined them, and Marge said Jennifer took it to the next level. Marge said she wasn’t trying to hurt Jennifer, just point out that she was a hypocrite, but Dolores said Jennifer was very hurt by the affair, and had buried it, not wanting to face it again. She was a f***ing mess. Jennifer was a hypocrite, but they’d both been wrong.

Jennifer met her brother Steven for coffee, and in her interview, she said Steven had loved to sing when they were growing up. When she was feeling bad, he’d practice for her, and it instantly made her feel better. She said she’d told their mother about the affair, and Steven asked how she took it. Jennifer said she was cursing out marge, and wanted to get her back. As for Bill, some Mideast part of her thought, men do this sometimes. In Jennifer’s interview, she said since she’d told the children and her siblings, she thought she should tell her mother before someone else did, She told Steven that it was one thing living through it privately, but now it was out there, and she was forced to deal with it. He said so she was dealing now with what she should have then, and asked how she and Bill were doing, but she said she didn’t know. When Bill was uncomfortable, he didn’t talk. Steven asked if Bill would speak a therapist, and Jennifer said, Bill was afraid they’d open up a Pandora’s box they might not be able to close. Steven said Jennifer was still angry, and Jennifer said she told Bill that he had to show her he cared. She didn’t want to turn into her mother. In her interview, Jennifer said she didn’t think it was fair to stay in a relationship where you weren’t happy, but it was scary for her. Steven asked if she thought things could return to what they were before, but she didn’t know.

This season, line dancing, bro kisses, Teresa moves, a picnic, and a hugs Teresa and Marge fight.

🍯 Time To Jam…

See me tomorrow for soap and OC happenings. Until then, stay safe, stay taking care of your corner of the earth, and stay letting your shoulder be of service to friends who need it.

March 10, 2022 – Sonny Offers To Help Nina, Filling In, Explosion In A-Town, Joe #2 Talks Drama, Sad Split, Dead Isle & Bubblegum

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

At The Savoy, Michael tells Willow that her exams are behind her and it’s time to celebrate. He’s barely seen her, and Wiley missed her goodnight story and kiss last night. He told Wiley that she was learning to save people’s lives like a real life superhero. She looks unhappy, and he tells her not to be upset; she’s definitely the cool parent. She says she’s not a superhero or even a cool parent. She messed up.

Sonny lets Nina into the penthouse, and she thanks him for seeing her. He says she told him it was important, and she asks how he’s feeling. He says, it’s the anniversary of his sister’s death. Don’t worry about it. He didn’t go on any benders. Is that why she’s here? Is she checking up on him? She says, they have to talk, and he says he’s not a fan of those four words. (I don’t think any man is.) She says, it’s about their grandson.

At The Savoy, Diane says, judging from her exterior only, she’s guessing all is right again in Alexis’s world. Alexis says, let’s not get excited. Everything’s fine. Surprisingly, she’s enjoying her job. Diane says, Alexis Davis, editor-in-chief, suits her, and Alexis says, better than her last career as a drunk with intent to murder. She’s gotten by with a lot of help from her friends, Diane and Harmony, who she invited to join them. Be nice.

Maxie comes into the hospital carrying the box of Peter’s belongings, and Austin says, she made it. She says she told him she’d be there, and he says she did, but he thought now that Bailey was back, Maxie would want to spend as much time with her as possible. Maxie says, lesson number one, she means what she says, and he says, good to know. Are there other lessons? She says he’ll find out, and he says he can’t wait. It’s nice to see her. She says, him too, and they almost kiss, but Mac clears his throat. Maxie turns around, and Mac is there with Felicia.

At the MetroCourt, Robert tells Anna, Mac just texted; he and Felicia are on their way. It gives them a chance to catch up. He hasn’t seen too much of her lately. She says she’s been busy, and he asks if that’s code for I’m trying to avoid you. Or is she simply getting used to living with Peter’s ghost.

On the phone, and pressing the elevator button repeatedly, Gladys says she knows Brando is getting married. Don’t do anything without talking to her first. The elevator opens, and Carly comes out. Gladys says, thank God, and Carly asks, what’s going on? Gladys says, Brando’s about to make the biggest mistake of his life, and Carly is going to help her stop it.

At Bliss Street Auto Repair, Brando tells Sasha, he’s been back there for a while. He doesn’t think the guy knows what he’s doing. She tells Brando, go check on him. He doesn’t have to babysit her. He says he’s not babysitting her; he’s keeping her company. She says, then let the man do his job. He says he will. All he’s saying is that the man should have fixed the car by now. She says, the chapel will still be there when they say the car is ready, and he says, then they get to say I do. He can’t wait. She says, neither can she, and they hug.

Gladys says, please tell her Carly got the jet in the divorce, and Carly asks, what’s going on with Brando? Is he okay? Gladys says, Brando’s the farthest thing from okay. He and Sasha are getting married. Carly says, that’s it? and Gladys says, what does she mean, that’s it? They’re eloping tonight. Carly says, Brando and Sasha went through something no parent should have to go through, and it’s not like they’re doing something dangerous. Gladys says, marriage is dangerous. Carly of all people should know that. If she won’t help, Gladys bets Sonny will. She turns and nearly runs over the hostess, and Carly says Gladys has been drinking. Gladys says she’s fine. She had one or two, maybe three. Carly says she’s not letting Gladys go anywhere like this. She’ll drive Gladys to Sonny’s herself. Let’s go. Gladys says, that’s cool, but she’s going to have to floor it. They get in the elevator.

Sonny says, what about Michael and Wiley? Everything all right? Nina says, Wiley is fine. She just thought Sonny deserved a heads up. She’s suing for visitation. He asks, why? and she says, she and Willow had a little chat, and Willow says she doesn’t see a path for her to have any access to Wiley, so she told Willow that she’s going to exercise her legal rights as Wiley’s grandmother. Michael hasn’t told Sonny that? Sonny says he hasn’t talked to Michael, and she says, which means Willow hasn’t told him yet, but Sonny says, Michael’s still not talking to him. She says she’s sorry to put him in this position, and he says he doesn’t blame her for doing what she feels she needs to for her family, but she can’t do that.

Diane says, yay, Harmony’s coming. When did that happen? Alexis says, Harmony just texted her. She’s having a hard time, so Alexis texted her back, and asked her to join them. Temp Harmony (see below) walks in, and thanks them for including her on their girls night out. She tells Alexis that she looks great, and Alexis asks if she had a tough day at Spring Ridge. Harmony says, tougher than usual, and Diane says they all have those, right? What is she drinking? The first round’s on her. Alexis tells Harmony to relax. She’s in a much better place than she was on New Year’s Eve. Harmony says, in that case, she’ll have one of those cocktails The Savoy is famous for. Diane says, two outrageous cocktails and one sparkling water coming right up. She goes to the bar, and Harmony says, there must be ice skating in hell. Alexis asks what that means, and Harmony says, that was one of the most positive interactions she’s had with any of Alexis’s friends. Alexis says, Diane is drama free. She looks at Michael and Willow, and says, speaking of drama free… Harmony supposes she should go say hi, and gets up.

Michael brings Willow a drink, and tells her, take a breath, take a sip of her drink, and tell him how she thinks she messed up. She says she knows she messed up, when Harmony approaches the table, and says what a nice surprise. She’s here with Diane and Alexis, and thought she’d say hi. Willow says she’s been meaning to call, and thanks Harmony again for dropping off her birth certificate. Harmony says, her pleasure. Now the two of them can enjoy that trip to Paris. Michael says, Willow definitely deserves a celebration and a break. She took exams yesterday. Harmony is sure Willow sailed through it.

Maxie asks how Mac’s check-up was, and Felicia says, couldn’t have gone better. Mac’s gunshot wound is healing perfectly, but Maxie isn’t getting off the hook that easily. She and Austin are an item now? Maxie says, it’s new, and Mac says, they look forward to getting to know him better. Felicia says, as much as they’d like to stay and chat, they have a prior engagement. Call her later. She hugs Maxie, and Maxie says, only if Felicia promises to behave herself, but Felicia says, no promises. She says it was a pleasure seeing Austin again, and Mac gruffly says he’s sure they’ll be seeing more of him. They leave, and Maxie laughs, saying, she’s so sorry about that. He says, no, it’s great. He guesses Maxie Jones lesson number two is that she’s really close to her family, and that might take some getting used to. She says, something like that, and he says, no problem. What’s in the box? She says, something she was hoping he could help her with. She needs to get rid of Peter.

In the elevator, Mac asks what they really think about that, and Felicia says, personally, she thinks it’s too soon for Maxie to be in a relationship with someone new. But she’s a grown woman, living her own life. Mac says, they’ll keep an eye on her, and him. If Dr. Gatlin-Holt gets out of line, he’ll smush him like a bug.

The mechanic comes out, and tells Brando, the car needs a new fuel pump, but he can’t get the pump in until tomorrow morning. Sasha says, so they’re stuck here all night, but Brando says, not necessarily. A busted fuel pump can be jerry-rigged; he’s done it a bunch of times in emergencies. The mechanic says he’s welcome to take a look, and Brando goes in the back with him. Sasha takes the pills out of her purse. She sees she doesn’t have much left, and gets out her phone, but there’s no service. She flashes back to Brando telling her that they’re on a back road that runs alongside the river, and if you listen hard, you can hear wedding bells. He says, those bells are ringing for another couple, and she says, soon, they’ll be ringing for them… and for Liam. His brief life will have meaning because he will know, and the whole world will know, he was born out of love. She takes another pill, and Brando says, Sasha?

Robert tells Anna, August bonded everyone by leaving no one unscathed. If she finds herself waking up at night with guilt problems, reach out. She has plenty of support system out there. Don’t ever forget, Peter and Peter alone did all the damage. She takes his hand and thanks him, and says, there’s someone else to blame other than Peter. The man who helped him escape; the man who may have murdered Luke. He says, Victor Cassadine, and she says, one nightmare ends, and another one begins.

Maxie tells Austin, Peter named Britt executor, and his personal effects were given to her, and Britt didn’t want them, so she offered to dispose of them. Does he think he can help her with that? He says, no problem, and she thanks him. He leans in for a kiss again, but Obrecht yanks him back, saying, how dare he come near her dear Maxie after everything he’s put her through? She puts her arm around Maxie, and says, don’t worry, liebchen. She promised Dr. Gatlin-Holt that he’d answer to her for betraying Maxie, and she always keeps her promises.

At the bar, Diane watches the room, and Harmony asks if Willow was able to get her passport. Willow says, not yet. She has an appointment.  They just want to see her birth certificate, and have her fill out an application. After that, they’ll expedite her passport. (It’s not quite like that, but okay.) Michael says he’s sure it will be fine. He and Willow aren’t anticipating any problems.

Diane sits back down, and Alexis says, let’s have a good time. She’s in the mood for some fun. Diane says, she’s in luck, because a very attractive man at the bar cannot take his eyes off her. Alexis says, what? No. The man approaches their table, and says he knows he’s being incredibly bold, but he could help noticing Alexis. He’d like to buy her a drink. Diane says, he may, but Alexis says she already has a drink. He says, maybe some other time, and Diane face palms. She says she just wants to shake Alexis. Alexis said she wanted some fun, now go get it.

Nina tells Sonny, she’s sorry, but the only way she’ll have access to Wiley is if she goes to court. He says, let him lower the temperature with Michael before she resorts to anything drastic. She says she really appreciates the offer, but she’s not sure how much luck he’s going to have. Even if he convinces Michael that she can see Wiley, there’s Carly. He says, Michael’s his own man and makes his own decisions, and she says, that may be true, but Carly’s influence carries a lot of weight. And once Carly finds out Sonny is helping her with Wiley, she’ll be on the warpath. He says, he and Carly are done. It was her choice. She cannot get mad at him for wanting to help his grandson. Nina asks if they’re talking about the same woman, because honestly, Nina is surprised Carly hasn’t come after her already. There’s a knock at the door, and Sonny opens it to Carly and Gladys. Carly sees Nina, and smiles.

Austin says he doesn’t know how many times he has to apologize to Obrecht, but he’s sorry, he’s sorry, he’s sorry, he’s sorry. He should never have trusted Victor. Obrecht says, he was so obsessed with targeting Brook that he blabbed to that fiend in a tailored suit. Of course (🍷) he took the information straight to Peter, letting that schwein know Bailey was really his daughter Louise. He says he made his amends. She put the bug on Victor, and he had to listen to that guy talking for hours and hours and hours, trying to pinpoint where Peter had taken Maxie. Obrecht says, he was scrambling to correct his egregious mistake talking to Victor. He hurt Maxie and her baby, and for her, that’s personal. That requires a different kind of penance. Maxie says she really does appreciate Obrecht looking out for her… Obrecht says she’d do anything for Maxie, and Maxie takes Austin’s arm and says, then she wants Obrecht to forgive him.

Alexis tells Diane, her idea of fun does not include that man, nor does it include any man for that matter. Diane says, it’s been far too long since Alexis had any romance in her life. He seemed nice. Alexis says, so did Neil. So did Julian. One died in her bed, and the other one almost chopped her head off. Diane says, Julian never seemed nice. One of these days, Alexis will have to open herself up to love. The right guy is going to come along, and she’s never going to know it. Alexis says she’s not interested in a relationship, when Harmony comes back. She asks what she missed.

Willow says, after all her lectures about co-existing and keeping the peace… Michael says, so this is about Nina, and she says she ran into Nina at the hospital. He says he’s sure that was a laugh a minute, and she says, Nina asked if she could spend time with Wiley. He says, after his mother just caught her in bed with his father, and Willow says, that was pretty much her reaction. He asks how she thinks she messed up, and she says, Nina caught her off guard, especially since not five minutes before, they were talking about how Nina withholds information. Carly and Sonny are in the middle of a divorce, and Nina’s timing was terrible. She snapped. He says, to be honest, he would have loved to see her go off on Nina; it would have made his day, his week. She says, she pushed Nina too far. Nina told her that she’s going to exercise her legal right to visitation with Wiley. He tells her, don’t worry. They’ll shut her down. That woman isn’t getting anywhere near their son.

Gladys says she’s sorry for crashing their date, and Nina says, it’s not a date. Gladys says she needs Sonny’s help; Brando and Sasha are eloping. They’re on the Canada side of Niagara Falls. Please call his people and have them fire up the jet. They may already be too late. He says he knows she wants to be at her son’s wedding, but if Brando and Sasha are eloping, they probably want to do it alone. She says she doesn’t want to be at their wedding; she wants to stop the wedding. They’re in no state to make a decision like this. She needs to talk to Brando before he ruins his life. Carly says, it’s not her choice to make, and Gladys asks if none of them is worried the least little bit. Brando and Sasha are still grieving their baby. How do they figure they’re capable of entering into marriage? Nina says, Gladys has a point. They owe it to Brando and Sasha to make sure they’re getting married for the right reasons.

Sasha asks, what’s the verdict? and Brando tells her, it’s like Vern said; the pump is shot. She says she was thinking they could get a Ride Share and still make it to the chapel before it closes, but she has no cell service. Brando says, neither does he, and Vern says, the service can be spotty out here. They’re welcome to use the garage phone to call a cab. He’ll place the order for a new fuel pump. Brando tells Sasha, as much as they wanted to get married today, maybe it’s best if they do it in Port Charles, with all of their family and friends… She says, no, and he asks, what’s going on? Is there something she needs to tell him about? She says, it’s just that she has this feeling, if they don’t get married tonight, they never will, and she’ll lose him. He says she’ll never lose him, but she says, he can’t promise that. He says he can and will. He’ll marry her tomorrow in a courthouse or a treehouse, a swamp. Wherever there’s an ordained minister and a witness, that’s where he’ll say his I dos. Vern says, excuse him. He couldn’t help overhearing. He’s actually ordained. Brando says, he can marry them? and Sasha says, today? Vern says he’ll call his wife Lorna and she can be their witness. As long as they don’t mind getting married in a garage. Sasha and Brando look at each other, and say, it’s perfect.

Robert says, if Victor killed Luke, that can only mean one thing. Luke figured out what Victor was up to. Felica says, whatever that is, and Mac says, if the Cassadines and the Ice Princess are involved, that spells trouble for the rest of them. Anna says, somehow, Drew Cain is the key. Drew, Sam, and Dante are trying to trap Victor into exposing whatever it is he’s up to. Robert asks, what if they’re unsuccessful? and Felicia says she and Anna have a plan of their own.

Harmony suggests she go, so Diane and Alexis can work out whatever tension is between them, when Michael comes by and asks if he and Willow can talk to Diane for a minute. Diane says, absolutely, and goes back to his table with him. Harmony says, none of her business, but if Alexis need an ear, she’s happy to lend one. Alexis says, a very nice man offered to buy her a drink, and she said she wasn’t interested, and then Diane goes off and starts talking about her love life, or lack thereof. She does it all the time. Harmony says, let her guess. Alexis overreacted. Alexis makes a gesture meaning a little bit, and Harmony says she spent her life following people who thought they had the answers. The truth is, no one does. Alexis is the only one who knows what’s right for her. She’s sure Alexis has asked herself these questions about romance a hundred times, and came up with the answer based on her experience. She doesn’t want to date? Then that’s the answer, and it’s perfectly okay.

Carly says, Sasha is fragile since she lost the baby. She puts on a tough front, but she’s still struggling. Sonny says, Brando’s still raw, but even though he and Sasha are acting impulsively, they’re good for each other; they’re strong for each other. Carly agrees, and Gladys says she can’t believe she’s hearing this. Nina is close to Sasha. Tell her that she agrees they have to stop the wedding. Nina says, she’s sorry, but after listening to Sonny and Carly, she agrees with them. Carly rolls her eyes, and I want to smack her. Nina says, Sasha and Brando are adults; they make their own choices. And they have a strong relationship. They’re bonded by shared loss. Carly says, Brando and Sasha are grieving together, so they have to trust getting married was the right decision for them. Gladys says, if Sonny isn’t going to lend her the jet, she’ll just rent a helicopter, and Sonny says, wait. He knows her first instinct is to protect her son. Nina says, Gladys can’t make those choices for him, and Carly says, as parents, they have to sit back and let their kids live their lives. Gladys says, so that’s what they all would do in her shoes? and Carly says, yep, and Nina says, afraid so. Sonny says, it’s the hardest thing about being a parent, but it’s got to be done. Gladys says she guesses she’s just not like them. Doing nothing is not in her vocabulary. Nina says, she’s not doing nothing, and Carly says, Brando is always going to need her love and support. She can give him that by letting him do what he needs to do. Sonny says, you just got to be there for him, and whatever comes next.

Outside Bliss Street Auto Repair, Brando says, ready? and Sasha says, ready. Lorna puts on the Wedding March, and Sasha walks out in a super pretty white dress with red flowers on it, carrying a bouquet. Where she got it, who knows? Vern says, they’re gathered here today to join Brando and Sasha in holy matrimony. As they embark on their journey as partners through life, the vows they exchange are their sacred pledge to each other; a contract bound by love. Brando says, they actually didn’t have time to write their vows, and Sasha says, they just jumped in the car, and headed for the nearest chapel. Vern asks if they’d prefer the traditional vows, or would they like to speak from the heart? Sasha says, they’d like to… and Brando says, speak from the heart.

Robert says, don’t keep them in suspense; what’s the plan? Anna says, Victor can’t achieve his objective if he’s in prison, and Felicia says, which means they need to prove Victor murdered Luke. Anna says she’s going to Austria to get proof, and Mac asks where Felicia fits in. Felicia says, they have to make sure Victor doesn’t catch on. If Anna goes to Austria alone, he’ll be suspicious. Anna says, Felicia is coming as her cover, and Mac says, absolutely not. Felicia says, hey! He doesn’t get to tell her what she can and cannot do. He says he’s grateful she rescued Maxie, but he still has nightmares about Peter running her car off the road. She can’t take that risk again. Felicia says, Mac can’t go with Anna. His recovery is coming along nicely, but he’s not fully healed. Robert says, they know what Victor is capable of. Maxie brought home her daughter, and needs Felicia. Felicia’s granddaughter needs her. Felicia says she knows, and she loves being with them, but she and Anna decided that going together would draw the least amount of suspicion. Anna says, they’ll say they’re going to be debriefed about the circumstances surrounding Maxie’s escape, and Peter’s subsequent death. Felicia says, and  to draw the least amount of suspicion, they’ll rent a car and drive to Innsbruck. Anna says, she’ll start the investigation into the tram accident, and Felicia says, Anna is doing the investigation? She knows she’s Anna’s cover, but she can’t be expected to sit around in the hotel room while Anna does all the work. Mac says, he’s in awe of how Anna took down Peter, but Felicia isn’t trained as a field agent. Victor is ruthless. Anna says, they’re going to an office to look at transportation records. If anything even remotely suspicious happens, she’ll get them out of there ASAP. Robert says, they all know what Victor is capable of, but they owe it to Luke, his family, friends and community, to stop him.

Brando says, Sasha has the most kind and generous heart of anyone he’s ever known, all wrapped up into one fierce shell. He’s seen how she fights for those she loves, and he’s honored that she’s chosen to spend the rest of her life with him. He promises to spend the rest of his life loving her and being her partner, whatever may come. He loves her. She says she admits, at first she didn’t know what to think of him, but something undeniable drew her to him, and she learned how brave and selfless he is. He saved her life in so many ways. She was used to being on her own, and looking out for herself, but in him, she’s found the perfect complement to her life. He’s truly her partner, and she’s so thankful she found him.

Maxie says, Austin is in her life now, and it would be easier for all of them if Obrecht would just accept that. Obrecht says, for Maxie, she will agree to co-exist with Dr. Gatlin-Holt. If he makes another mistake, he won’t live to regret it. He says he thinks she means to say, he will live to regret it, but she says, no, she didn’t.  

Brando puts Sasha’s ring on her finger, and says, with this ring, I thee wed, and Sasha does the same with him. Vern says, by the power vested in him, he pronounces them husband and wife. Brando may kiss his bride. And he does. A lot.

Michael says, Nina insists under New York state law, she has the right to see Wiley, but Diane says, Nina is mistaken. The statute Nina is referring to stipulates that if one of the biological parents is dead – in this case, Nelle – the biological grandparent has standing to file for visitation. So Nina has the right to bring her petition in front of a judge, but all that guarantees her is a hearing. She still has to convince the judge to give her access to Wiley. Michael says, but they can argue against it, and Diane says, correct. He says, if she files, he wants Diane to shut her down. Diane says, nothing would give her more pleasure, and Willow says, she was in favor of compromise, but it’s not possible with Nina. She’s repeatedly asked to see Wiley under what amounts to false pretenses. They can’t trust her. Diane says, which is why they need to keep this out of court. The downside is simply too risky. Michael’s a strategist, so think strategically. He’ll have more options if he keeps this out of court. He says, if Nina does file, they should be prepared, and Diane says she’ll delve into case law. In the meantime, her best advice is, do not engage. She’ll call them tomorrow, but for tonight, here’s some unsolicited advice. Push Nina from their thoughts, and enjoy the rest of their evening. She leaves, and Willow says she’s sorry she started this, but Michael says, no, Nina started this, but they’re going to be the ones to finish it.

Sasha says, they did it, and Brando says, it’s real now. She says, speaking of reality, he should call his mother and give her the good news. Vern says they can use the landline inside, and they go in. Brando makes the call.

Sonny asks what Gladys says. Does she want to give her son a chance at his own life? Her phone rings, and it’s Brando. He says he’s in Canada. He and Sasha decided to elope. Gladys fights back tears, and asks him to put her on speaker. He does, and she says, Brando and Sasha, you have all my blessings for a happy life. They thank her, and she says, come home soon, so she can congratulate them in person. He says they will, and he loves her. She says she loves him too. Sonny tells her that she did right the thing, she touches his shoulder, and leaves. Carly thanks him for helping her with Gladys, and follows her.

Felicia asks if Mac is on board about her going to Austria with Anna, and he heaves a sigh. He says, she’s the one who found Maxie and took down Peter. He’d be crazy to think she couldn’t handle herself. Robert says, he and Mac will hold down the fort here, and hopefully keep Victor’s attention off the two of them. Felicia says she loves Mac, and gives him a kiss, telling him, don’t do anything to jeopardize his recovery. He says, aye-aye, captain. Be careful. Find out what Victor is up to, and put a stop to it. Anna asks if she’s ready to go to Austria, and Felicia says, you bet. She wants to see Victor in prison for helping Peter.

Austin says, they got the whole meet-my-family thing out of the way, and Maxie says, she’ll come around. He asks if she has any idea when, and she says, it’ll take a while, but don’t worry. Maxie’s opinion is the only one that matters. Now their real problem is, how do they get rid of Peter’s box? He says, well, this is a hospital, and hospitals are really good at disposing of toxic and hazardous waste. She says she knew he would have the answer, and he says, he does. Come on. It’s time she saw the morgue.

Diane sits back down, and Alexis says she’s sorry she snapped at her. She’ll buy the next round. Diane says, no need. She’s sorry she pushed. Alexis says, she meant well, and Diane says that Alexis is being so nice, and asks what Harmony said to her. Harmony says, she just supported Alexis’s decision, that’s all, and Alexis says, after Neil, she can’t, okay? Diane says she gets it. Alexis gave up her law license for him. Alexis says she thought he was more important than her law license, and he thought drugs were more important than her. Harmony says, that will leave a mark on you, and Alexis says, they all have marks. Let’s just lighten up. Debbie Downer has left the building. Harmony says, there may have been darkness in Alexis’s past, but now the light has returned, and she’s been given a new beginning. That’s something to celebrate. Alexis says, to the light, and Diane laughs. Alexis says she doesn’t know about them, but she’s going to dance.

Nina says, that could have been so much worse, and Sonny says, when someone’s right, Carly’s not afraid to admit it. She asks if Carly and Michael will admit that Wiley deserves to see his other grandmother, and he says, all he can do is try. She says she knows he can be very persuasive when he sets his mind on something, so she’ll put her legal action on hold if he thinks he can convince Michael to let her see Wiley. He thanks her, and says he thinks that works best for everybody. She says, what about Carly? Obviously she doesn’t know Nina threatened to go to court to see Wiley, but she will find out. He tells her to just lay low. He’ll see what he can do about Michael, and they’ll worry about everything else later. She says, he’s right. She’ll focus on the newlyweds.

Outside, Carly says, Gladys did good, and Gladys says, Carly should be nominated for sainthood. If she saw her ex with that woman, she’d rip her hair out and set it on fire. Carly says she’s not a saint. She’s just a woman movin’ on.

Sasha says, surprised? and Brando says, relieved. He asks if there’s a cab company he can call, and Vern says they’re pretty out of the way. It’ll take a while for a cab to pick them up. Lorna suggests Brando and Sasha stay with them tonight. They don’t have a spare room, but one of them can take the sofa, and the other a sleeping bag. (Ideal for a honeymoon!) Vern says, and he’ll be able to get the pump replaced early tomorrow. Sasha thanks them for their very generous offer, and says they accept. Vern asks Lorna to help him clean up, and give these honeymooners some privacy. They leave, and Sasha says, the first night of their honeymoon. She’ll flip him for the sofa. He says he’s truly sorry it didn’t turn out how they imagined, and she says, please don’t tell her that he already regrets marrying her. He says, no, never, but she deserves the world. He knows this wasn’t her fantasy elopement, but she says, it is her fantasy elopement. At the end of the day, he’s her husband. He says, and she’s his wife. She says, for the rest of their lives, and they kiss.  

Tomorrow, Brook asks Michael if Chase said he’s interested in her: Carly asks Josslyn to tell her what’s going on, and they’ll fix it; Esme says, show time; and Cameron tells Jake, don’t! as he’s about to do something on his phone.

👯 Interim BFF…

She was good, but I hope the original comes back soon.

🍑 Peach Pits…

I’m not a regular, but I drop in once in a while.

🤹 Calling Number Two…

Joe Gorga spills the appletini.

💔 Say It Ain’t So…

This made me sad. I really thought they made a great couple.

https://people.com/home/million-dollar-listing-star-josh-flagg-and-husband-bobby-boyd-divorcing-after-5-years-of-marriage/

⚰️ Dead Spin…

The news I’ve been waiting for. I’m not a huge fan of Maggie – she’s aight – but I love Negan, and think he deserves his own show.

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/the-walking-dead-maggie-negan-spinoff-isle-of-the-dead-lauren-cohan-jeffrey-dean-morgan-amc/

🔌 Time To Recharge…

Hit me up tomorrow for some soap, tea galore, meaningful words and as always, a random track. Until then, stay safe, stay on your mettle, and stay knowing that ultimately, only you know what’s right for you.

March 8, 2022 – Laura Puts Together a Small Army, Bill Makes an Exit, Forgetting That Awful House & Every

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Esme says she doesn’t know what’s sadder, that Josslyn taped her little spectacle to show to the world – Cameron says, they didn’t even know it existed – or that she can’t do a halfway decent job of blaming Esme. If Josslyn is so hellbent on blaming someone, don’t look at her, she wasn’t there. Why doesn’t she ask someone who was? She points, and they turn around to see Trina, who asks, what’s going on? Cameron says, what was supposed to be a private moment between him and Joss was filmed and made public. Josslyn says, there’s a video of her and Cam at the cabin, and it was just played in front of Professor Kahn’s class. Trina says she’s so sorry, and Esme says, is she though?

Harmony points at letters, and Ryan blinks. She says, he’s cold; she can get him a blanket. Doc comes in, and says, she’s Harmony, right? Harmony says she is, and he’s Ryan’s brother, Dr. Collins. She’s never seen him visit before. He says he limits contact with this brother whenever possible, and she asks what made him show up today. He says, primarily curiosity. He understands she’s Ryan’s primary caregiver. How would she assess his condition? She says, unchanged. He remains locked in, and communicates only by blinking. He says, so he’s heard, and says hello to Ryan, who doesn’t respond.

Maxie rolls the stroller to where Britt is sitting in the MetroCourt lounge, and says she hopes Britt doesn’t mind Bailey crashing their ladies lunch. Britt says, of course (🍷) she doesn’t. It’s about time she got to meet her niece. Maxie says, Baby Lu, this is your Auntie Britt, and Britt says she’s Bailey’s resident bad influence. She promises to send Bailey home all sticky and keep all her secrets. Bailey looks at Britt like she totally gets it, and Maxie says, speaking of secrets, can Britt forgive her for hers?

Laura sits with Sam and Drew, and says she think it’s their best shot at finding out what Victor’s agenda is. Sam agrees, and says, they just have to iron out the logistical issues. Drew says, Victor isn’t going to be easy to manipulate; their execution has to be flawless. Laura says, which is why they shouldn’t bring in any more people. Do they agree on that? The fewer people the better? They do, and there’s a knock at the door. Sam opens it to Dante, who says he was in the neighborhood and thought he’d drop by. He realizes she has company, and asks if he should he go back outside.

Ava lets Victor into Windymere, and says, what a surprise. He says he was hoping to share some tea with his nephew, and she asks if he’s talking literal tea or the gossip kind. He says, as fun as the second one would be, Darjeeling was more what he had in mind. She says, that can be arranged. Will she do, since Nikolas isn’t here? He says what he was hoping to discuss with his nephew, he could happily relay to his charming wife. It’s about Spencer. The poor boy is struggling, and he’s afraid she and Nikolas are making it worse.

Doc asks Harmony to tell him more about Ryan’s communication skills. She said he can blink out complex messages. She says, it depends on the caregiver. She and Ryan communicate pretty effectively with the letterboard, but it doesn’t go so well with the other staff. Nikolas comes in, and Samuel asks if he can help him. He says he’s there to see Spencer. Samuel knows who he is. His Uncle Victor hired him to look after Spencer, so why doesn’t Samuel go find his son? Samuel asks if Nikolas’s son wants to see him, and Spencer walks in.

Britt picks up Bailey, and says, there’s nothing to forgive, but Maxie says, Bailey is Britt’s family, and Maxie kept her hidden from Britt. Not that it was her intention. She was ready to have Britt deliver her. Britt asks how they could know Cyrus was going to try and kill her, and she’d end up on the run with Jason? Things happen; she understands. Maxie kept her beautiful niece safe, and now they’re both here. She’s proud of Maxie. Maxie thanks her, but says she hates the thought that Peter got his hands on Bailey at all. Britt says, it was ultimately Maxie’s quick thinking that saved her daughter, and Peter’s gone. They never have to worry about him again. Maxie says, but he didn’t take Bailey on his own. There’s another person out there responsible for taking Bailey, and they’re free as a bird right now.

Laura tells Dante, come in, and he asks what he’s walking in on. Laura says, a plot, and he says, sounds both illegal and dangerous. She says, it’s definitely risky, and the legality is kind of murky, so they’re calling this unofficial. Sam says, but necessary, and Laura says, it could be considered a matter of public safety, but it goes beyond her interest as mayor. She’s here as a mother and grandmother, and even thought the plan gives her pause, she’s committed to doing what must be done. Drew says, it sounds like she’s considering bringing Dante in, and Sam says they can trust him. Laura says she knows. Considering Dante’s position, she understands if he doesn’t want to help them, but she needs his discretion either way. He says, of course (🍷). He’s in. He trusts them, they trust him; what are they doing? Laura notices the time, and says she’ll let Sam and Drew fill Dante in on the details. Doc is waiting for her and she’s already late. Don’t anyone make a move without consulting her first. Drew says, they’ll reach out as soon as the plan gets solidified. Laura tells Dante, welcome aboard, and leaves. Dante says, the plan to do what? and Drew says, stop Victor Cassadine.

Victor tells Ava that he was visiting Spencer earlier today, and Spencer was devastated not to be able to visit his mother’s grave on the anniversary of her death. Ava asks if that’s now her fault, and Victor says, of course (🍷) it is; it’s entirely her fault. She brought charges. She says, Spencer stalked and terrorized her and her child, and Victor agrees it wasn’t Spencer’s finest hour, but he’s always felt they should keep family squabbles in-house. She says, what’s done is done; can’t change the past. He says he agrees, but you can change your future plans. She says, any plan in particular? and he says, now that she mentions it, he thinks she and Nikolas should rethink their vow renewal.

Doc says his brother appears unresponsive, and Harmony suggests he let her try. She asks if Ryan needs some eyedrops, and he blinks twice. She says, that’s a no, and Doc says, so his eyes aren’t dry. Ryan just has nothing to say to him. There’s no response, and Doc says, let’s keep it that way. He says goodbye to Harmony, and leaves.

Spencer tells Samuel, it’s okay, and Samuel steps away. Nikolas says he has to admit, he’s surprised Spencer agreed to see him. The last time he was there, Spencer told him not to come back. Spencer says Nikolas can thank his better angels for a change of heart; one angel in particular. Nikolas asks if this angel has a name.

Trina asks what Esme is trying to imply, and Esme says she’s just wondering. Is Trina sorry for Joss and Cam, or is she apologizing for something more? Trina says, like what? and Esme says, whoever recorded and emailed that video was in the cabin. Trina says, and Esme has the nerve to be pointing her crooked finger at her? and Cameron says, no one’s pointing fingers, but Josslyn says, she is. Right in Esme’s face. Esme says, once again, she and Spence left that night, but Trina probably doesn’t remember much. She was pretty out of it. Cameron says, there has to be an explanation for all of this, and Trina says, there is. Cameron and Josslyn were set up.

Britt says, Austin and her mom are convinced Victor Cassadine is involved, and Maxie says, yeah, but they can’t prove it. Britt says, yet. There’s no way her mother’s letting this go. Maxie says, Anna and Robert aren’t going to let go of it either, but she’s tired of looking over her shoulder and jumping at shadows. She just wants to relax, spend time with her kids, and with her precious baby girl. Britt holds Bailey, and asks how James and Georgie are feeling about their little sister. Maxie says, the bright spot in all this; they’re so in love. Britt says, as is Maxie, and Maxie says, it’s new. Anything is possible. She’s not going to rush things. Britt says she was referring to Bailey. Who is Maxie talking about?

Laura meets Doc at the MetroCourt, and he says he hopes her day was more productive than his. She says, that remains to be seen, and asks, what happened at Spring Ridge? He says, Ryan refused to communicate with him. He blinks messages that are understood by the caregivers and medical staff. In fact, he saw Ryan interact with his primary caregiver, but he absolutely refused to acknowledge Doc. Laura asks what that means, and he says, he’s not sure, but it makes him uneasy.

Spencer says, Uncle Victor urged him to be more receptive to Nikolas’s visits, despite his misgivings. Nikolas says, and Spencer listened to him, and Spencer asks why he wouldn’t; Victor listens to him. Believe it or not, Victor holds Nikolas in high esteem. Nikolas says he wouldn’t expect Victor to be his champion, and Spencer says, something else that might surprise Nikolas is, Victor’s never said a word against him. He always says family is what matters most, which is why it surprises Spencer that Nikolas never appears to give Victor the benefit of the doubt. Nikolas says his dealings with Victor is complicated, but he does agree with him on the importance of family. It’s why he’s here today, of all days. Spencer says, so he remembered, and Nikolas says, it’s been almost two decades since Nikolas lost his mother. It seems like it was yesterday. He regrets Spencer has lost so much in his young life, and Spencer says he’s lost Nikolas twice. Nikolas says Spencer hasn’t lost him; he’s lost Spencer.

Ava says, their vow renewal is none of Victor’s business, and he says, therein lies the problem. She and Nikolas want to live in their own private little bubble, and while that might be very romantic, he doesn’t think either one of them considered Spencer. It’s driven him to these sad, desperate acts to get his father’s love and attention. Ava says, Spencer wants to break them up, and Victor says, of course (🍷) he does. Why wouldn’t he? He has to watch the two of them so deeply in love to the exclusion of everyone else, including him. How does she think that makes him feel? She says, Spencer’s a young man; he’s not a child. And from what she’s seen, he should be less concerned about his father’s love, and more concerned about his own.

Trina says, only one person at that cabin was twisted enough to give a teddy bear with Ryan Chamberlain’s voice to an innocent child, and Josslyn says, or torch Ava’s car, leaving her murdered daughter’s hospital badge beneath it. Esme says, those were terrible mistakes, and Josslyn says, mistakes? Because Esme has regrets, or because she got caught? Trina says, and now everyone knows what kind of soulless person Esme really is, and Esme says, she messed up. She doesn’t know how many times she can apologize. She guesses forever, but suggesting she set up Joss and Cam is deflection. Trina says, when someone shows you who they are, believe them. Esme’s had trouble following her since she first set foot in Port Charles, and now she expects them to believe this disgusting stunt is somehow beneath her? Cameron says, let’s not do this right now, and Trina says she doesn’t want to do this at all. She’s sorry it’s making this harder on him and Joss, but Esme’s coming for her, and she’ll be damned if she doesn’t defend herself. Esme says, right. Trina’s not to blame here; she’s at fault.

Britt says, Austin? He and Maxie are a thing? Officially? Maxie says they’re officially trying it out, and Britt says she knew Austin liked Maxie, but after he pointed Bailey in Victor’s direction, his chances had dropped to none and never. Maxie says, Austin majorly messed up, but he apologized, and if you take into consideration how supportive he’s been, and how his quirky personality just cracks her up, she wants to see where it goes. Slowly. Super slowly. Britt says, after what happened with Peter, she’s proud of Maxie not rushing into things too fast. Very pragmatic. Maxie says her kids just got their mom back. She needs to settle in, and reestablish stability for them. Then there’s Deception. They’re coming up on the IPO, and she’s done nothing to contribute. So officially unofficial is the best she can do with Austin at the moment. What about Britt? Anyone new on the horizon? Britt says, same as always. Work keeps her busy. Maxie says, work always keeps her busy. What’s really preventing her from seeing someone?

Josslyn asks if Esme admits she’s behind this, and Esme says, in a manner of speaking. She pushed for the weekend getaway, and described it as a couples trip, which made Trina feel like an outsider. Then she asked those provocative questions during the drinking game. It was immature, petty, and she’s sorry. Had she known it would push Trina over the edge… Trina says, oh hell no, and moves forward. Cameron stops her, but Trina says, no. Not when Esme is talking all this trash about her. Esme says she had no idea Trina had issues with anger. She always seems so poised, but if Esme’s psychology class has taught her anything, it’s that sometimes people who seem so controlled, have an undercurrent of disfunction. Trina says, who the hell are you calling dysfunctional, you conniving bitch?

Nikolas says, he and Spencer both have a lot to answer for. They say, like father like son, and it seems accountability is something they both struggle with, but he’s sure of one thing. Spencer is the greatest gift of his life. He’d planned to tell Courtney that when he visited her grave. Spencer says, he visited mom’s grave? and Nikolas says he had some things he wanted to say to her. Spencer says, like what? and Nikolas says he wanted to apologize for failing Spencer, that Spencer would have been so much better off if his mother had lived. He wanted to ask for help. Spencer asks, what kind of help? and Nikolas says, help in being a better father to Spencer. He didn’t get to say any of it because Sonny was there, and in spite of everything going on with his own life, he was quick to point out the mistakes Nikolas made with Spencer. Spencer says, that sounds like Uncle Sonny, and Nikolas says he’s not Sonny’s biggest fan, but Sonny certainly cares about Spencer. So does he. Spencer says he knows, but what about Ava? Where does Nikolas’s wife fit into all this?

Harmony sits down with a book, and says she’s surprised Ryan chose Wuthering Heights, although she supposes it’s not a romance if you read the novel. It’s about the price of obsession, isn’t it?

Victor says he’s simply trying to promote family harmony, and Ava says, by criticizing her and Nikolas? He says, their desire to recommit themselves to each other is lovely. Actually, it’s inspiriting, but isn’t a vow renewal a chance to recommit themselves to melding their families together? How can they do that without including Spencer? Ava asks if he’s suggesting they call off the ceremony, but he says, no, of course (🍷) not, but it’s a family affair, and as such, surely they have to include the entire family. Ava says, she appreciates that sentiment, and don’t call her Shirley, but she and Nikolas want a drama free ceremony. It is, after all, still about them. Victor says, it is, but Nikolas and Spencer are in a very precarious position right now, and he’s sure she woudn’t want to widen the gap between them. He’s afraid a small, intimate ceremony would do just that. If it’s a matter of expense… She says, it is not, and he says, excellent. He gets up, and says, it’s all settled. She asks whatever gave him that impression. So please sit back down.

Dante says, Drew thinks Victor is after him? and Drew says, Victor tried to activate his conditioning a few days ago, and it didn’t work because he had the wrong tarot card, but it all fits. Victor was helping Peter because Peter promised Victor the means to control him. Dante says, to what end? He knows Drew has combat experience and skills; a lot of ex-military do. Why is Victor going through the trouble for Drew? Sam says, because he wants Drew’s memories, and Drew says, the theory is, Victor is going to activate his conditioning and order Drew to tell him something. Probably something from one of his classified ops when he was a SEAL, but it doesn’t matter, because Andre Maddox said those memories are gone; they cannot be accessed. Sam says, but Victor doesn’t know that, so they’re going to pick up where Peter left off, and let Victor think it’s still possible. Dante asks, how? and Drew says they’re going to supply Victor with the tarot card Peter never handed over. Sam says, and Victor is going to use it, and Drew says, whether Victor gives him an order or asks him a question, it doesn’t matter; they’ll find out what his objective is. Dante asks if Drew is sure he wants to put himself in such a vulnerable spot, and Drew says, absolutely. He wants Victor out of all of their lives for good. Dante asks how they get him the card, and Sam says, they’re still working on that one. Dante says, too bad they can’t just put it in an envelope and slip it under his door, and Sam says, that would be nice. She asks if Dante has any better ideas, and Drew says, in order for this to work, Victor’s got to believe he found the card himself. He wonders if Peter knew why Victor wanted to activate his conditioning, but Dante says, Peter’s dead. Sam says, Dante is a genius. She knows how they’re going to get the tarot card to Victor. Drew asks, how? and Sam says, Peter’s going to give it to him.

Esme says she had no idea that Trina was capable of hurting their friends, or she wouldn’t have provoked her. Josslyn asks if Esme is psycho or just stupid. She and Esme are not friends, and Josslyn wouldn’t spit on Esme if she was on fire. Esme says she’s sorry Josslyn feels that way, but Josslyn says, Esme’s not sorry for any of it. She’s probably actually enjoying herself, and why not? She obviously took a lot of trouble to set it up. Esme says, how dare Josslyn blame her for this; she’s not the one responsible. Cameron says, enough. Trina’s right, Esme is toxic. Get out. Esme says, fine. She’ll go. She hopes they both realize who their true friends are someday. She storms out, and Trina says, she swears, one more word, and she doesn’t know what she would have done. She asks if Josslyn is going to be okay, and Josslyn says, she just needs to pull herself together to leave this room. Trina says she doesn’t know who Esme thought she was fooling with that fake innocent act, and Josslyn says, she’s the absolute worst. How do they think it happened after Esme and Spencer left? Trina says, cameras have timers, and Josslyn asks if anyone saw Esme near their room. Cameron says he doesn’t know. He wasn’t watching her; he didn’t think he needed to. Trina says, sadly, she was out of it most of the night, and Josslyn says she wishes that night had never happened.

Britt asks if Maxie knows who she sounds like, and Maxie says, don’t say it, but Britt says, her mother. It’s a conspiracy, and during Women’s History Month no less, or doesn’t she care? Maxie says, of course (🍷) she cares. She’s the mother of two daughters. Britt says, then Maxie should know how important it is for women to blaze their own trails, reach their own goals, follow their own passion. History isn’t made by women desperate to be in a relationship; it’s made by women who see the bigger picture. Maxie says she’s all for blazing trails and following passions, but she thinks love can be part of the equation. When was the last time Britt went on a date? Britt says she’s had no time. She had to expose Cyrus. Maxie says, he’s been in prison for months, and Britt says, then she had to go to Greece and rescue her mother. Maxie says, she’s home, and in love with Scotty. Britt says, then the whole Peter thing… and Maxie says, that’s defunct, departed; next. Britt says she works a lot. Unless she dates a patient or another doctor, it’s slim pickings. Maxie asks if she’s thought of a matchmaking service, and Britt says, Maxie is working with her mother. Maxie says she just wants Britt to be happy, and Britt asks if anyone is really happy. Maxie says, that’s dark, very dark.

Doc asks how Laura’s meeting went, and she says, they have a plan in the works. All they really need is confirmation of what they suspect, that Victor had a hand in Luke’s death, and also in the abduction of Maxie’s baby. He also seems to have an interest in Drew. Doc asks if she thinks this plan could lead to Victor’s arrest, and she says, probably not. He’s got a real talent for evading justice, but right now she’d settle for getting him out of Port Charles; getting him away from Spencer and Nikolas. He asks if Ava is on board, and Laura says, she is. They’re putting together a small army; all eyes on Victor. All they need is to come up with the right bait, and then they can trip him up for good.

Victor says, as Ava wishes, and sits back down. He didn’t mean to jump the gun. She says she appreciates his concerns and takes them to heart, but if he expects her to unilaterally make a decision about their ceremony, he’s out of luck. She and Nikolas will decide what’s best together. He says, that’s the tragedy of us Cassadines. We’re either fiercely loyal or at each other’s throats, and never the twain. And that plays right into their enemies’ hands. She asks if he doesn’t think that’s a bit grandiose, and he says, maybe, but he’s been a Cassadine a lot longer than she has, and there are always those who wish to thwart them., to undermine their power, and feed off their disunity. Stavros, Mikkos, Helena, all tried and failed to unify them as a family, but he’s determined to change that. That’s why he’s been cultivating a relationship with his son Valentin, as well as working to end the rift between Nikolas and his son. That’s why he’s always there to help Nikolas in times of trouble. Ava flashes back to talking to Laura about getting Victor to lower his guard enough to confide in her. Victor says, he has big plans for this family, and he needs her help. She says, with what? What are these big plans?

Harmony says, if you go by pop culture, Heathcliff is the hero, but if you dive into the book, he’s vengeful and obsessive. Nikolas tells Spencer that Ava knows he’s here. She encouraged him to come, despite what Spencer’s done to her. She won’t not stand in the way of their relationship. Today was a painful reminder that Spencer’s already lost one parent; the other one is right here, hoping Spencer will give him a chance to make things right between them. What does he say? Can he find a way to put the past aside, and can they start fresh? Spencer says, Nikolas didn’t get to say what he wanted at Courtney’s grave, but he thinks she heard him now, and he feels she would want him to say – Esme walks in – yes. Esme says, this is the best thing she’s seen all day, or at least a close second. Nikolas says he’ll be back to visit next week. Maybe when Spencer is out, they can properly celebrate his birthday. Nikolas squeezes Spencer’s shoulder and leaves, and Esme says she didn’t mean to run him off. Spencer says, she heard him; he’ll be back. She says she’s glad, and he says he’s glad she’s back. It gives him a chance to make things right with her. He’s sorry he was so thoughtless about the loss of her parents. She says, it’s forgotten. She didn’t have the best relationship with her adoptive parents. Her grief is nothing compared to his. He never even got the opportunity to know his mother. He says he’s so grateful she understands, and he understands she’s sensitive where Trina is concerned. He won’t bring Trina up so much from now on. She says she’s not sensitive when it comes to Trina. She’s just on to her.

Victor says, the only plan that matters is Ava’s vow renewal, and she says, to be clear, she does know the value of family, and considers herself a Cassadine just as much as a Jerome. He says he didn’t mean to imply otherwise, and she says, if opening their special ceremony to the family will mark a new start, she’s all in, but only if Nikolas agrees. In perfect soap timing, Nikolas walks in, and says, agrees to what? Victor says, he and Nikolas’s lovely bride were having tea. Please do join them. They were discussing the possibility of opening their vow renewal to the entire family. Nikolas says he thought they decided on just the two of them, and Ava says, they had, but his uncle got her wondering if it’s the right way to go. Wasn’t she just saying earlier how important family is, and they’ve got to make an effort? They could start by inviting Spencer. He may not come, but they can extend the invitation. Victor says he’ll be glad to do his part in bringing the lad around, and Nikolas says, Victor does seem to have a lot of pull with his son. Victor asks if that’s a  problem, and Nikolas says, it worked in his favor today. He and Spencer are in a better place than they’ve ever been. Victor says he feels Nikolas is still uncomfortable with his and Spencer’s relationship, but Nikolas says, he has no issue in Victor getting to know Spencer. What worries him is what Spencer might discover about Victor. For instance, none of them initially knew Victor was in league with Peter. Is he hiding anything else? Victor says, certainly. If Nikolas is concerned he has an ulterior motive, he most certainly does.

Sam says, Peter had personal effects, items that were with him at the time of his death? And Dante says, they would have been collected off him; it’s standard procedure. Drew asks, who would have that stuff now? and Dante says, the WSB. Sam says, as evidence? and Dante says, at first, but then they would have gone through it, and passed it on to his next of kin. Drew says, Bailey, by way of Maxie, and Sam says, they have to make that known to Victor. Dante says, so Victor goes through Peter’s belongings, thinking the card he can use to control Drew is among them, and Drew says, he’s a genius. Sam says, they have to get access to Peter’s things, and plant the tarot card in there, and hope Victor finds it. Does Dante know anyone who would be able to help them? He says he might. He’ll make a call.

Doc asks if Laura has shared her suspicions with Tracy, but Laura says, no; she’s too much of a wild card. Anna is going to Austria, and she’s sure Anna will uncover the truth about Luke’s death. He says, so she has full confidence in Anna, and she says, absolutely. He says, but she still wants to go to Austria herself.

Spencer asks what Esme means by she’s on to Trina? and she says, every time she turns around, Trina is trying to get close to him. He says, this is what he was trying to avoid, and she says, don’t you dare try to tell me I’m making it up. She’s seen the stolen glances, Trina holding his hand at Kelly’s, the secret meeting at the gallery before he came here, and her Valentine’s Day present. He says, it wasn’t intended as a Valentine, and she says, he and Trina have an intimate relationship; they share secrets. He flashes back to meeting Trina in the cemetery, and says, they’re just friends. She says, Joss and Cam thought Trina was their friend until she recorded them having sex, and sent the footage to the entire PCU class, and Spencer asks when that happened. She says, just this morning. They were definitely not ready for prime time. He says, that’s insane. Poor Joss. She says, poor Joss accused her at first, until it became clear that her so-called bestie was the culprit. He says, Trina wouldn’t do something like that, and she says, the footage was taken at the cabin after they left. He asks what makes her think it was Trina, and she says, Trina was black out drunk, and in her feelings about being alone and unloved; it tracks. He says, the Trina he knows… and she tells him, that’s what she’s been saying. Maybe he doesn’t know Trina as well as he thinks.

Josslyn tells Cameron, she doesn’t mean she wishes the whole night had never happened, and he says, he knows what she meant. She says, her mind is going a thousand miles a minute. She doesn’t know how this happened. She feels like she’s in a nightmare. Trina says they’ll get to the bottom of this, she promises, and Cameron says, he’ll go to the dean. At least it was contained in the internal student PCU website. Trina’s phone dings, and Josslyn says, what? Trina says, somebody sent her a link to an X-rated website, and Josslyn asks, have we gone viral?

Laura tells Doc, she would like go to Austria with Anna if she could. She still feels a kind of loyalty to Luke. She’s sorry if it’s hard to hear. He takes her hand, and says, it’s not; it’s understandable. Of course (🍷) he’s concerned it might be dangerous, and he’ll miss her, but he’s not going to stand in her way. She says, that means the world to her, and he asks if she’s leaving right away, but she says she’s not leaving at all. She’s needed here. He says he could have told her that, and she says, not just as mayor; as a wife, as a mother, as a grandmother. They have a predator in Port Charles, and she’s not about to leave while it’s circling the nest.

Nikolas says, so Victor has an ulterior motive, and Victor says, yes, happily. As he told Ava, he intends to reunite this family, and if he can move the needle even a fraction toward a reconciliation between Nikolas and Spencer, he’s gratified. Nikolas says, as is he, and thanks Victor, but Victor says, no. He thanks Nikolas and Ava for reconsidering their plans for their vow renewal. He says, to their family celebration, and they clink teacups.

Dante gets off the phone, and Drew says, that didn’t sound good. Dante says, Peter’s belongings have already been delivered, and it’s too late to recall the messenger. Sam says she’ll reach out to Maxie and see what she can find. Dante says, it’s not Maxie. Peter stipulated a different executor for his estate.

A messenger asks Britt to sign and initial, and she asks who it’s from. He says, everything she needs to know is inside the box. She signs, the messenger leaves, and she opens the attached note. Maxie says, what is it? and Britt says, what’s left of Peter.

Cameron looks at his phone, and says he’s not clicking that. Josslyn asks what they do, and he says, damage control, but first, they’re getting the hell out of here. Let’s go. Trina tells Josslyn to go. They’ll talk later; she’s here for Josslyn. They leave, and Trina’s phone dings. It’s a text from Spencer that says: Heard about the video. Are u ok?

Esme tells Spencer that she’s glad they left the cabin early. They could have been victims of Trina, amateur pornographer. Samuel tells Spencer, it’s time for routine room checks, and Spencer says, these take a while. Esme sees Ryan, and says, don’t worry; she’ll be here. Spencer leaves, and Harmony tells Ryan, that’s it for today. She’ll order him some nutrition before she finishes her shift. She asks if he’s warm enough, and he blinks once.

Harmony leaves, and Esme approaches Ryan. She asks if Ryan needs something. She can get an orderly. He seems distressed. Through clenched teeth, barely moving his mouth, he says, what they hell are you doing?

Tomorrow, Sasha asks if Brando has changed his mind about getting married; Sam tells Dante, there might be a problem with the plan; Drew tells Victor that his timing couldn’t be better; and Maxie tells Britt, don’t do that.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Teresa bitched to Luis that the women were coming for her. They were always right, and she was always wrong. She didn’t want to fight with her family. Back at the house, Traci told the others, all she said was Teresa should be more vocal in supporting her brother. In Teresa’s interview, she said, Traci didn’t know her or what goes on in her family. She needed to step away. Joe #2 and Melissa followed Teresa and Luis down to the dock, and Joe said, sometimes he wanted a sister. Jennifer had called him a crook when he works like a dog. If someone had said the same about Teresa, he’d defend her. Jennifer was evil. Teresa said she didn’t think Jennifer was a bad person, and in Joe’s interview, he said this was coming from the woman yelled at Marge for asking questions. In Melissa’s interview, she said it was ripping the family apart, and Teresa didn’t get it. It was the usual ridiculous amount of hypocrisy. She was done. Joe said Teresa should have his back; that’s what brothers and sisters did. Back at the house, the party continued on, with pictures taken, food consumed, and lots of pinkness. Teresa and Luis came back, and Teresa told Tracy that she didn’t want to fight, but Tracy said, Joe was Teresa’s brother, and she should stand up for him. Teresa said when Marge brought up the video, Joe didn’t say anything, and Tracy said that was a different thing; Teresa’s friends were concerned. Teresa said she’d never seen the video, and in her interview, she said, she never watched it because she didn’t care, and Gia had never seen it either. In Marge’s interview, Marge said Teresa was full of sh*t. She didn’t believe Teresa and Gia hadn’t seen it, or Teresa wouldn’t be so upset. Teresa said they should respect it if she didn’t want to talk about something. She brought up Marge outing Bill on his affair, and Marge said, for years Jennifer had been saying horrible things about her. Everybody had an issue with Jennifer, and she’d pushed it to the limit.

At Jennifer’s house, it wasn’t so pink, and the kids played in the pool. Jennifer said they’d have their own pink party and family night, but in her interview, she said she was mad at Bill for not defending her. She was tired of putting on a brave face for the children, and pretending everything was okay when it was clearly not. Back in Pinkworld, Tiki was wondering what had happened, and Joe #2 said he loved Bill, but Jennifer put her hands on his wife, and Bill didn’t want to get involved. In Joe’s interview, he said, Jennifer had called him a crook, and kicked him out of their house. He and Bill were supposed to be friends. We saw some clips of good times with the guys, and Joe told them, that’s what the wolf pack is. Frank said, no matter what happened with the wives, they don’t let anything come between them. They called Luis over to join them in doing a shot. Melissa told Jackie that she loved them hanging out together. It was too bad Jennifer took Bill away.

Marge and Marge Sr. went out to lunch, and in Marge’s interview, she said,  two weeks into the pandemic, Marge Sr. landed a gig with a wine distributor. Wine was essential to life as far as Marge Sr. was concerned. Marge wondered how they were going to find Marge Sr. a man. She was opinionated and it scared people. Marge Sr. said, and Marge wasn’t opinionated? and Marge said, rumor had it, she could be.

Teresa took Gia to Asbury Park, not far from where I live. Asbury Park was really cool, started going downhill, was a nightmare, and now it’s cool again. She and Gia had some ice cream, and talked about Gia’s first year anniversary with boyfriend Christian coming up. Gia said she wanted to take a helicopter ride around the city, and Teresa asked if Gia liked Luis, and Gia thought he and Teresa were moving too fast. In Gia’s interview, she said, when you were in the honeymoon stage, it was easy to just see the good.

Marge told Marge Sr., on the surface, Luis seemed great, but she heard things. We saw headlines about Luis facing a lawsuit for abuse, and having a playboy past. Marge said, it was hearsay, but Luis’s ex-fiancé implied he’d hit her in front of her kids. Teresa told Gia that she didn’t care what people thought. Marge brought up Luis’s past, but all she cared about were her children, Luis, and his children. Marge Sr. said she hoped it worked out for Teresa, and Marge said, her too.

Dolores’s mother Valerie and father Larry visited her townhouse, and she gave them the tour. She told them that she was up in the air about how long she’d be there. The house renovation fell behind because of covid, and now she felt afraid to leave. She’d never felt so peaceful. She  loved the house where her kids grew up, but it also held some painful memories. Apparently, Frank had exhibited quite a bit of rage back in the day, and in Dolores’s interview, she said, she used to cry to her mother, but there were a lot of things she didn’t tell her dad. He’d been a cop, and would probably have wanted to strangle Frank. Thank God he’d cheated. She didn’t know if the yelling, screaming, and breaking things would have been enough for her to break up with him. She told her parents that Frank was moving back in, and we flashed back to the rule setting dinner. Then she reluctantly told them about breaking up with David, and there was a bit of a silence, broken by Larry saying, oh boy. It had been five years. Dolores said she went on vacations and to events by herself. David didn’t want a life outside of work. Larry said David was like his own, and Valerie said, they didn’t come better, but Dolores had the right to expect more. Dolores said she didn’t want life to pass her by, and Valerie said, Dolores had gone through a lot and survived.

Melissa went to the new property with Joe #2, and in her interview, she said they looked for a great property with a house to knock down. Even though it didn’t look like much now, it would have six bedrooms, and the kitchen would be bigger than the one she had. Joe showed her the plans, and they went out on the back porch where there was a humongous beehive. Melissa screeched and squealed, and flew off the porch. She noticed a broken window, and Joe said he’d broken it since she’d had the keys. He broke another one, and she was like, WTF? but he said they’d have to be broken anyway. She wanted to take a shot, but her rock just bounced off. She said it was hard to believe it was going to go from this to a big beautiful house. She loved her house, but was ready for a change. In Joe’s interview, he said that they’d been going through a rough time – we flashed back to that – and Melissa wanted to move. He loved the house, but changes in life kept it fresh. He was taking his time with building, and Melissa had designed it. They were having fun, and it was going to be like a new chapter.

Jennifer had a kickboxing instructor coming to the house for a session with her and Gabby. In Jennifer’s interview, she said she wasn’t big on working out, but her family decided to change to a healthier diet. It would fun to do something together that was also teaching them a healthy lifestyle change. Dolores was going to join them. She said her mother was extending her trip in Turkey, which didn’t thrill Olivia, but when Olivia was gone, Jennifer told Gabby that she was in no rush for grandma to get back. She was going to have a lot to tell her. In her interview, Jennifer said, they’d decided to tell Gabby about Bill’s affair, and wanted her to know they were in a place where they could talk about it, and everything was going to be okay. Her mother wouldn’t think Bill was the culprit, since she thought, men will be men, but she was going to be mad at Marge for bringing it to light. She told Gabby that grandma would want her to have revenge, and Gabby said, but it was ten years ago. The instructor arrived, and Jennifer told Gabby that she and dad were good. They were going to get through this. I want to like her, but she is really awful.

Dolores came shortly afterward, and they started with squats. Ugh. I hate squats. They used the heavy bag and the instructor sparred with them, and in Jennifer’s interview, she said she thought it was a great idea. It was releasing a lot of tension. She just pictured Marge as a  punching bag, and got some good jabs in there. The instructor said they looked fantastic and did well, and Dolores said she’d take it over a therapist. When the instructor left, Dolores told Jennifer that an abnormality had been discovered when her mother took a stress test. She was going to need an angioplasty. Jennifer asked about David, and Dolores said they’d talked every day when they were going out, and when she texted, saying they hadn’t talked in a while, he said he thought there was nothing left to say. He was still in contact with the kids, and was hanging out with everyone but her. She was avoiding him by not going to the hospital, but she’d also wanted to talk to Jennifer. Jennifer said she’d been hoping she and Melissa would get to a better place, but Melissa got confrontational. And thanks to Marge, Jennifer had to tell everyone about Bill cheating. In Dolores’s interview, she said, Frank cheated on her when she was pregnant with Frankie, and she’d felt shame, wondering if she wasn’t good enough. Jennifer told Dolores, Joe #2 said he loved Bill, but couldn’t stand his wife, and Bill was a p*ssy, not saying a word all night. For ten years, she’d put him on a pedestal. If she saw Bill was being ganged up on, she’d say, if you disrespect him, you disrespect me. He betrayed her once, and was doing it again. Dolores asked if Jennifer was still mad about the affair, and Jennifer said, at this point, she was numb. She dealt with it the only way she knew how, and thought if she forgave Bill, they should never talk about it again. Maybe she hadn’t gotten over it. Dolores said Jennifer’s Cinderella dream was thrown off a cliff. She might still be angry. Jennifer wondered, since she’d decided to move on at the time, was it okay to change her mind? Dolores said, Bill was a reasonable guy, and if Jennifer needed to deal with it, speaking to him might be cathartic. Dolores’s brother called, and told her that Valerie had a 90% blockage. A triple bypass had been scheduled. Dolores told Jennifer that her family was crumbling.

The guys got ready for their night out, and Marge picked out a shirt for Joe #3, which her teeny tiny pup immediately took up residence on. She told him to wear extra cologne. Teresa asked if Luis was looking forward to it, and he said he was nervous. Teresa said she was staying out of the Bill thing, since she didn’t want Joe #2 to think she was taking sides. Bill told Jennifer that obviously, Joe #2 brought the girl drama. Even told Jackie that he didn’t hold Bill responsible for Jennifer’s behavior, and Jackie said she hoped he could admit what his wife did was terrible. The guys met at a restaurant, where Frank ordered an appletini, and Joe #3 said, Frank could crush apples with his biceps. Tiki asked Joe #2 what was up with Luis, and Joe said, supposedly he’d smacked around his ex in front of her kids. He didn’t know what to believe. In Joe #2’s interview, he said, what if the rumors were true, and he’d given Luis the benefit of the doubt? Joe #3 said, when there were witnesses, that was bad. Teresa was in love and it was making her blind. Tiki thought Joe #2 needed to have a conversation with Luis, and wondered if Bill was coming. Frank said, Bill hadn’t responded to the group text, but Joe #2 had responded with, f*** you, Bill. Tiki said, the last thing dude needed was for his ass to be kicked again when he was going through this.

Bill showed up, and said he hadn’t been sure if Joe #2 was joking with the text. He’d thought they were cool, but a night like that changes a lot. He tried not to get involved in the women’s drama. Joe #2 said, Bill’s wife was out of control. What she’d said was dirty and disgusting, and she’d crossed the line. Bill asked if Marge didn’t cross the line. She’d done some digging, but Jennifer hadn’t. Evan said, oh yes she did. She was always trying to find stuff to hurt people. She was not a good person. Bill said he was done, and left. Evan said, bye. See ya.

To be continued…

🏖 Summer House is so awful, I’d literally wiped watching it from my mind immediately, and forgot to include it yesterday. Here are the highlights.

Carl wished Kyle would read the room sometimes. Good luck with that. Paige thought it was rude to go on a date with Adrian while she was talking to Craig, but didn’t know where she and Craig were at. Paige thought it was loser-ish to ask a guy where you were in a relationship, but Paige asked anyway. Craig told Paige that he felt saying they were exclusive at that moment might be too much pressure on him. Austen came to the house, and Ciara told him that she didn’t want Lindsay in his room, which Lindsay reacted to by spitting fire. Then Ciara made out with Austen at the bar to cinch the deal.

Carl invited new main squeeze McKenzie to Lindsay’s princess fairytale birthday party. Just in case you’re confused, no, she wasn’t turning 12; she was turning 35. It was McKenzie’s first time in the Hamptons, so double good luck with that for her in the house. The party décor was pretty impressive, and I loved the costumes, but it still seemed weird. Like, call it a Game of Thrones party or something. Kyle humped the unicorn floatie, proving once again that he shouldn’t drink, and McKenzie told Carl, it was hard to believe Amanda would be with that forever. She was the luckiest girl alive.

This season, Craig wants to introduce Paige to his parents; lots of drinking; Carl and Lindsay hook up; Amanda and Kyle argue about a prenup; lots of fighting, more drinking, and throwing things. In other words, it continues to be just as awful. Maybe Jennifer should move in.

🌉 Once More Unto the Breach…

Drop in tomorrow for a dash of soap and OC happenings. Until then, stay safe, stay viewing your cup as half full, and stay believing someone if they show you who they are.

March 4, 2022 – Sam Suggests Setting a Trap, New Old Faces, Kindest Cut, Vile, Fake, Past Sins, Possible Exit, Yuck, New Amityville, World Changer, SAG Fashion, Mardi This Gras, a Half Dozen Quotes & Give

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Sasha wakes up and Brando brings her coffee in bed, because no one on TV ever has to go to the bathroom first thing like IRL. She asks if she overslept, but he says, there’s no such thing on vacation. She can go back to sleep if she wants. She says, thanks, but she needs to wake up. She takes a sip, and says, good. He tells her that making coffee is one of his many skills, and she says, the others being? He says they have an entire vacation for her to find out. She says she can’t wait, and he says, they have a lot to celebrate. Maxie is finally home safe, and Peter August is gone, and they can just spend time together. Just the two of them. This is exactly what they both need. They kiss.

Trina puts her stuff in her bag, as Professor Kahn tells the students to read chapter 8 and be ready to discuss. The professor asks Trina for a moment of her time. She seemed pretty silent in class; is everything all right? It’s not like her. Trina says there’s been a lot on her mind, and Kahn says she knows freshman year can be overwhelming, but Trina seems to be handling it well. She’s one of the few A students this year. Trina thanks her, and the professor tells her to remember class participation is a third of her grade, and she’d hate to see Trina get lost in the shuffle.

In the hallway, Josslyn thanks Cameron for walking her to class. She knows he has a lot going on at home. He says he’s sorry he can’t be there for her, and asks if things are still weird between her and Trina. Josslyn says, they’re roommates and they barely see each other. A lot of that’s on her, between team meetings and practice she’s really busy, but Trina only comes back to the room to sleep. She’s not returning any of Josslyn’s texts or calls. He says, things have been weird since the cabin with Esme and Spencer, and she says, they’ve only gotten worse since, and it’s all thanks to Esme.

At Spring Ridge, Esme looks at her phone, and flashes back to her plot to film Josslyn and Cameron having sex in the cabin. Spencer throws The Brothers Karamazov on the table, when Esme comes up behind him. She kisses him, and says, happy belated birthday. He asks if she’s crazy; she’s going to get him in trouble. She tells him, lighten up, boyfriend. She knows he spent his birthday alone; the kiss was her present. He says, if the wrong guard sees her, it blows back on him. She says she’s sorry to bother him. He’s lucky, she’s leaving. Class calls. He says, see you around, and she says, someone woke up on the wrong side of the prison cot this morning. What’s with the mood?

Sam sees Carly at the MetroCourt bar, and says she guesses their day of hatchet throwing didn’t cheer her up. Carly says, it did. Sam and Olivia were right; she definitely needed to blow off some steam. She’s just sad today. She’s been thinking about Courtney. She shows Sam a picture of Courtney on her phone, and says, today’s the anniversary of her death.

Sonny leaves flowers at Courtney’s grave, and says, it’s hard to believe how much time has passed since she left them. Her son is a full-grown man, getting himself in trouble. He couldn’t make it last year because… He’s sure she knows what happened. He likes to think she’s always watching out for him. He just wants to let her know that he’s thinking about her, and she’s still in his heart. Nikolas walks into the cemetery, and says, his too.

Victor greets Ava with a double cheek kiss at the MetroCourt, and she says it’s good to see him. Nikolas is meeting her for brunch. If he’d like to join them, that’s fine. He says, unfortunately, he can’t stay; he has some business to attend to. She says, he’s been keeping himself scarce since Valentine’s Day, and Laura approaches, and says, keeping a low profile? Trying to avoid being implicated in an ongoing investigation? That sounds right, doesn’t it?

As they walk out of Kelly’s, Anna thanks Drew for meeting her. She didn’t realize it was going to be so cold, and he says, too bad they weren’t in Port Charles during the heat wave. She says she just wanted to speak to him in private. He says, her message sounded pretty urgent; what’s going on? She says she has this feeling they’re headed for danger, and at the center of it all is Victor… and Drew.

Sonny says he didn’t expect to see Nikolas here, and Nikolas says, Courtney was important to him too. He loved her. Sonny asks if it was worth Nikolas breaking up his marriage to Emily for an affair. He’s just curious. Nikolas says, he loved Courtney, and he was going to marry her, and Sonny asks if Nikolas thinks they’d still be together if Courtney was alive. Nikolas says he thinks so, but the truth is, he doesn’t know. Sonny says, at least he’s honest, and Nikolas says, he does know this though. Courtney is always going to be the mother of his son; nothing is going to change that. Just like Carly is always going to be the mother of Sonny’s children.

Carly says, the MetroCourt was named after Courtney, and Sam says she knows. Carly says, she and Courtney were close, and with Jax out of town, Spencer and Josslyn on the outs, and her impending divorce to Sonny, she feels like all her connections to Courtney are slipping away. And Sam doesn’t need to hear this. Sam says, it’s true she and Courtney weren’t the best of friends, but had she lived, they might have been friends. If she and Elizabeth can be friends, anything is possible. Carly says, hell sure did freeze over there, and Sam says, who knows? Maybe she and Courtney would have been able to bury the hatchet. Carly says, or throw the hatchet at a wall, not at each other.

Victor tells Laura, he’s sorry, but he has no idea what she’s referring to. Laura flashes back to telling Sam that she doesn’t think it’s a coincidence that Victor resurfaced at the same time Luke died and the Ice Princess was stolen; it’s all connected, and Victor was behind it. She tells Victor, there have been a lot of suspicious activities in Port Charles recently, and he asks if this is her way of accusing him of helping Peter escape. If so, he categorically denies having anything to do with it. Peter August was a blight on this city, and all of them are better off without him. Laura says, he can deny it all he wants, but if he was involved, there will be a way to prove it. He says he’ll take that as his cue to leave, and tells Ava, a pleasure as always, kissing her hand. He says, Madam Mayor, and leaves. Ava says, well, that was fun. Does Laura want to tell her what’s going on between her and Victor?

Drew says he’s been working under the same assumption, that Victor is dangerous, and his agenda did not die with Peter. How did Anna get that? Anna says, Liesl bugged Victor, and overheard a conversation he had with Drew and Sam. He says, at the docks, and she says, yeah. He says, he and Sam were convinced Victor was trying to reactivate his old conditioning, and Anna says, exactly. He asks if Valentin knows about this; did Anna mention this to him? Because they shared a cell in Greece for a little bit, and he seemed to have such solid insights into Victor. She says, Valentin’s out of commission right now. He was abducted right before Peter escaped. He turned up in an alley, he was drugged, disoriented, and still recovering from the gunshot wound in Crete. He’s at a clinic out of town, but he’s making progress. He’ll be home soon. Drew asks her to give Valentin his regards when she talks to him, and she says, her wish is, that they expose Victor for whatever his crimes are before Valentin comes home. Drew says, that’s a tall order; they’re going to have to move very quickly. She says she just feels that Victor is going to exploit the father/son relationship, and manipulate Valentin, the same way he’s coopting the rest of his family.

Spencer says, sorry. He didn’t mean to take his anger out on Esme. Forgive him. She says she gets it. Spring Ridge might be minimum security, but it’s still a prison, and he’s still incarcerated. He says, it’s more than that, and starts to cry. Today is the anniversary of his mother’s death. She sits next to him, and takes his hand, and he says, even though he never knew her, he still feels they have a connection. Every year, he made sure there were flowers on her grave, and he’s never missed a year. Until now. She says, his mother understands, but he says, it’s not about her understanding. It’s about letting the world know that he remembers her, because his mother lives on as long as he keeps up these little traditions. When he was talking to Trina about how she felt when she thought her father had died, he thought she felt the same way.

Josslyn says she hates that there’s tension between her and Trina. All she did was call Esme out for playing mind games with her. Cameron says he’s sure Josslyn was very nice and polite, and she says, her mother taught her, you can’t just ignore an Esme and hope they go away. They’re like sharks looking for blood, so the best way to deal with them is to punch them in the nose, and hope they retreat. He says he thinks the expression is to bop them on the nose, and she says that’s not how she does it. Trina walks out of the classroom, and Josslyn asks, how brutal was Kahn’s class? Trina says, there’s lots of participation required today, so be prepared to be called on more than usual. She starts to leave, and Josslyn asks her to wait. She asks if Trina is still mad at her for what she said to Esme the other day.

Esme says, that’s a beautiful sentiment, but Spencer doesn’t need to keep his mother’s memory alive on the anniversary of her passing. He can get flowers for her when he gets out, which won’t be that long. He says, true, and she says, he was in boarding school for years. What did he do during those times? He says Alfred and Ross left flowers on her grave for him, and she says, there you go; you can do that again. Or, she’d be more than honored to leave flowers for his mother. He says, that’s not the point. The point is, he’s finally here in Port Charles, and – he gets louder – he should be able to do this for her, but he can’t, because of the choices… he made. She says she was involved too, and he says, but she doesn’t understand. She says, but Trina would.

Brando and Sasha kiss, and he says, it’s too bad they spent most of the night talking. She says, he could have made a move, and he says he was waiting for a signal from her. He didn’t want to pressure her. She asks if anyone’s ever told him what a great guy he is, and he says, a great guy? That’s something you tell someone you want to put in the friendzone. She says she’s missed him, and he says he’s missed her; he missed them. They kiss some more, and she asks if they have plans in town. He says they have lunch reservations, tickets to Maid of the Mist, or they could just hang out here. They get busy.

Sonny says, he and Carly might not be together, but she’s still a great mother to Michael, Josslyn, Donna, and Avery. Nikolas says, Ava’s Avery’s mother, not Carly, and Sonny says, he’s not here to argue with Nikolas, especially in front of his sister’s grave. He’s just saying she would have been an amazing mother to Spencer if she had lived. Nikolas says, Courtney had a kind soul and the patience of a saint, and Sonny says he would have loved for Spencer to get to know her. Nikolas says, she would have been a good influence on him. She might have even negated the mistakes he made while raising him. You can say he did the best he could raising Spencer… Sonny says he wishes he could, if he believed it, but he’s not going to lie.

Trina says she’s not mad at Josslyn, and Josslyn says, just too busy to respond to her calls or texts? Trina says, maybe she’s a little annoyed. Josslyn made her collateral damage when she got all up in Esme’s face, and Josslyn says, come on. Trina knows that apology was as fake as Esme is. All she did was call Esme out on it. Trina says, and told her something Trina told Josslyn in confidence, and Josslyn says she told Trina that she was sorry for that, but obviously Trina doesn’t believe her. Trina says she just needs a little time to process. Josslyn put her in the middle of her war with Esme. Josslyn says, but Esme wasn’t coming for her; she was coming for Trina. The whole thing was a set-up, start to finish. Esme texts Trina saying she wants to meet up, shows up to apologize, so she can do some saccharine speech about how she made a mistake and wants to be friends. Josslyn admits she lost her temper, and the thing about Spencer giving Trina that book just slipped out. Cameron says, Spencer gave Trina a book? and Trina says, he asked his grandmother to give it to her, and she happened to get it on Valentine’s Day, but it wasn’t a Valentine’s Day gift; it was just a gift. And what part of in confidence does Josslyn not understand? Josslyn says, Cam cares about Trina, unlike Esme. She’s sorry for betraying Trina’s trust, but she’s not going to apologize for defending her friend.

Esme says, so only Trina understands what it’s like for Spencer to lose his mother? She gets up, and he follows. She says, Trina hasn’t experienced real loss. Her father isn’t even dead. He says he’s sorry; it was a stupid thing to say. It’s just that Esme never really talks about her parents. She says she doesn’t like talking about them, and he says he gets it, and he forgets sometimes. (How much you want to bet she ax-murdered them?) He promises to do better; it’s not going to happen again. She asks what about the gift he gave Trina? and he says he gets all his friends thank you gifts. It’s a lot easier than sending handwritten cards. She says, and it’s just a coincidence that his grandmother just happens to give Trina his gift on Valentine’s Day, and he says she has to believe him. Victor walks in, and says, apologies for not visiting Spencer on his birthday… He’s sorry. Would Spencer like him to come back another time?

Laura asks what Ava thinks is going on, and Ava says she thinks Victor helped Peter escape from that prison van, the one that was taking him to Pentenville, and she thinks Victor helped smuggle him out of the country, and she thinks Laura thinks the same thing. Laura asks if it matters now. Peter’s dead. Ava says, but this isn’t about Peter really, is it? It’s about Laura’s Uncle Victor, and for her it’s very, very personal. Laura laughs and says, Ava can think whatever she likes. Actually, she came to meet Sam. Ava asks if Laura doesn’t trust her, and Laura says she was watching Ava with Victor, and it looked kind of close. Ava says, keep your enemies closer and all that. She trusts Victor as much as Laura does.

Drew says, Victor coopting his family is one thing, but what use does Victor have for him? Anna says, the working theory is that Peter was stringing Victor along, and Drew says, right. Peter was going to give Victor the means to activate his conditioning, but he still doesn’t understand it. Why? What use does he have for an ex-Navy SEAL to do his dirty work. He’s got plenty of ex-military on his payroll. She asks if he doesn’t think it’s possible Victor believes he knows something, or rather that he did?

Laura says, she thinks Victor is planning something that could spell trouble for all of them, and Ava says, he has made some cryptic comments about his plans. Laura says, and now, Spencer just idolizes his great-uncle, and it seems like Nikolas warmed up to him too. So she feels like she can’t say anything negative because they both defended him, and that would just drive them closer to Victor. Ava says she knows Nikolas has his guard up, but Laura is right; she thinks Victor is making some progress there, and Spencer is already firmly in Victor’s camp. Laura says, but Ava is smarter than that.

Nikolas says, he walked right into that one, and Sonny says, Nikolas has made a lot of mistakes; mistakes that have changed Spencer’s life and shaped his character. He can’t change that. Nikolas asks what Sonny wants him to do; own up to his decisions and his past? Sonny says, that would be a start, wouldn’t it? Move forward with the people he loves. Don’t run away from his mistakes. Because when you do that, it makes your pain worse.

Sam say she guesses they’re all starting new chapters, and Carly says, things are going good with her and Dante? Sam says she doesn’t want to jinx it, but things are going great. Carly says, what about Drew? and Sam says, that’s definitely over. They just realized they were better off as co-parents, and friends. Why does she ask? Carly says, he’s been very supportive with everything she’s been going through with Sonny and the divorce. She’s trying to look out for him the way he’s looking out for her.

Ava says she’s listening, and Laura says, Victor is trying to make nice with Nikolas, and he’s going to do the same with Ava. Ava says, he’s already trying pretty damn hard, and Laura says, good; let him. Get him to lower his guard so much with her, that he might even confide in her. Ava says, and if he says something incriminating, Laura would like it passed on to her? Laura says, if she likes, and Ava says she’s guessing Laura doesn’t want her to tell her husband about this arrangement. Laura says, they dealt with that situation with Ryan together. She wouldn’t ask for Ava’s help if it wasn’t something serious. Ava says she’s sure she’ll know if Victor says something relevant, and Laura says, she’s sure Ava will. Laura has every confidence in her. She thanks Ava, and leaves.

Carly says she was ready to lose her mind, then she walked in on Sonny and Nina at the Haunted Star. She ran into Drew right after, and he let her vent. He didn’t try to fix her, and he didn’t try to stop her, or make it better. He just let her talk. Laura joins them, telling Sam that she’s sorry she’s late. She got a little sidetracked. She says hi to Carly, and Sam says, not a problem. Sam tells Carly that it was nice talking to her, and Carly says, her too. Carly leaves, and Sam asks, what was so important Laura couldn’t talk to her on the phone about it? Laura says, it is about Victor’s associate, and Sam says, Yohan? Laura says, new details have come to light, and she thought Sam should know about them, considering it involves Drew.

Esme tells Victor, as always a pleasure. She’d like to stay and chat, but she has to bounce. Class calls. She says goodbye to Spencer, and leaves. In the hallway, she takes out her phone, looks at the video, and says,  time to get this done.

Victor asks what all that was about, and Spencer says, his fault. He took his frustration out about being stuck in here on Esme, and she didn’t deserve it. Victor says he takes after his grandfather. He always had a much shorter fuse than the rest of the family. So what exactly lit this particular powder keg? Spencer says, every year he leaves flowers on his mother’s grave on the anniversary of her death. He can’t this year for obvious reasons. Unless… He moves closer to Victor, and Victor says, unless what? Spencer says, unless Victor busts him out.

Drew says, Anna thinks that Victor is trying to access his old memories? and she says, it’s possible. He gets up, and so does she, saying, Andre confirmed to her those memories were gone. He says, but Peter made him believe otherwise. She says, Peter and Faison were in charge of the whole memory experiment. But then Victor took custody of Drew at Creighton-Clark – Laura and Sam walk through the gate – and this kind of tracks with this new information she’s privy to. He says, such as? and Laura says, it’s all right. She thinks Drew has a right to know the truth.

Victor says, absolutely not, and Spencer says he knows Victor has connections in Spring Ridge. He arranged for Samuel to make sure Spencer was safe, how hard can it be for him to arrange a furlough? Victor says, furloughs are almost exclusively reserved for family funerals, and deathbeds. Spencer says, then it can be off the books. This place is surrounded by barbed wire. He can be shuttled out, and be back in an hour. Victor says, he won’t risk extending Spencer’s sentence, much less joining him in here. Not when there’s so much in the works for the future of this family. Spencer says he wants to be a part of that future. They are Cassadines; family means everything to them. They don’t get to pick and choose who they love, who they trust. Just because his mother died hours after he was born doesn’t mean he doesn’t miss her every single day. He knows he screwed up, and he’s being punished for it, and deservedly so. But think about the people Victor’s loved and lost. Wouldn’t Victor do everything in his power to make sure they weren’t forgotten? There must be something he can do.

Trina says, they were so close to being past this, but Josslyn just can’t help herself, can she? Cameron says, let’s just take a moment right now… and Trina says she didn’t know he was taking a course in mediation. He says, none of his business, and Josslyn asks if she was wrong for defending her friends. Trina says, it’s not wrong, but it doesn’t make it better when there are certain things she won’t apologize for, after saying she’s sorry. Josslyn says she’s trying her best here. They all mess up sometimes, like Trina did at the cabin. Trina says, oh my gosh, apologies aren’t transactional. Who made her feelings for Spencer part of the Josslyn Jax show? Josslyn says, it was Esme, not her, and Trina says, it’s always Esme, isn’t it? Can’t Josslyn just take responsibility for making things worse? Can she, for once in her life, think about what Trina is going through? Esme appears, and says, my, my, you can cut the tension with a knife, can’t you?

Nikolas says, Spencer loved Courtney. Maybe he needs to remind Spencer of that more often. He leaves, and Sonny gets down on one knee at Courtney’s grave. He says, he knows he should have been nicer, but he thinks that’s what Nikolas needed, and that’s what Spencer needs, and he’s going to look out for her boy. Just like he trusts she keeps an eye on his dad, Morgan, Jason, and Brando and Sasha’s baby boy.

Sasha says she loves Brando, and he says he loves her too. She says, that was good, and he says, like the first time. She says, except they’re in a bed this time, and not the back seat of a car he’s working on, and he says, there is that. She asks what he’s thinking, and he says he’s thinking it’s been while since they’ve been with each other. Not since… She says, let’s not wait so long next time. She kisses him, and says she’ll be right back. She goes to another room, putting on her robe, and takes a little plastic bag of pills out of her purse. Possibly black beauties. Not that I would know. She takes one. She goes back, and Brando is standing in front of the window. She tells him not to move; she needs a mental picture of this. She walks toward him and says, beautiful. He asks if she means the view, and she says, that too. They look out the window together.

Cameron tells Esme to stay out of this, and she moves on to class. Trina says she should go, but Josslyn says, wait. What if she ditches class so they can talk? Trina says, she’s all talked out; maybe another time. Josslyn says, text her; she’ll always answer. Josslyn goes into class and sits down, ignoring Esme. Cameron tells Trina, for what it’s worth (🍷), he’s very sorry. She says, thanks, and he joins the class. Trina’s phone dings, and Esme bounces out of class, saying, Trina. Trina says she really doesn’t want to hear from Esme, and leaves. Esme looks at the video, and says, don’t worry. Trina probably won’t hear from any of them soon enough.

Nikolas asks if Carly is holding up okay, and she asks, is he? He says, he’s joining his lovely wife, and tells her, take care, but he comes back. He says, Courtney would have loved what Carly’s done with the place; what it’s become. He’s sorry he never told her that. She thanks him, and says he just missed his mother, and he asks what Laura had to say. Carly tells him that she didn’t to say but hello, but she did seem to be getting into it with Ava and Victor.

Drew says, Laura really thinks Victor had something to do with Luke’s death, and Laura says, they don’t have proof; they only have circumstantial evidence. Anna says, they all believe Victor’s been planning something for months. What if Luke stumbled upon it? Victor would only have one way to stop Luke. Drew says he barely knew Luke. How would Luke come across something that relates to him?. Laura says, Creighton-Clark, Helena, Victor, the Ice Princess… Anna says, common threads, the Cassadines, but they can’t stop Victor until they have proof. Drew says, but dozen of people died in that crash, and Anna says, the only way to prove Victor is responsible is to go to Austria. Laura says, she has to tread very carefully. That was deemed an accident. If they reopen the investigation, it’s going to let Victor know they’re on to him. Sam says, there is another way to find out what Victor wants.

Sasha tells Brando, it’s so beautiful here; so peaceful. She doesn’t want to go back to the real world. She doesn’t want this trip to end. He says he wishes he could give her that, but what he can try to do is make the real world just as special. She asks how he plans on doing that, and he says, by planning to spend the rest of his life with her. She says, let’s do it. Let’s get married  today.

Carly is about to get in the elevator, and Sonny is there.

Sam says, something in Drew’s past motivated Victor to help Peter escape, and Anna says, and Peter misled Victor, but now Peter’s dead. Laura asks if it’s possible Victor got access to Andre Maddox and questioned him about Drew’s memories, and Anna says, she doesn’t know, but she can contact Andre for sure. She’s confident he’d never reveal that kind of information, and certainly not to someone like Victor. Drew says, Victor believes he can still access his memories, and Sam says, exactly, so what if they set up a trap for Victor, convincing him it’s possible?  

On the phone, Victor says, no further action from Anna or Drew in regard to their connection to Peter August. But he fears this is only the calm before the storm.

Nikolas walks up behind Ava, and kisses her cheek. He sees her martini, and says, without him? but she says, it’s never too early to continue celebrating Peter’s demise. He says, amen to that. Carly just told him that he saw her with his mother, having a pretty intense conversation. What was that about? She says, they were just gossiping about him. Every once in a while, Laura needs a little reassurance that Ava is taking good care of him. He says, and nothing to do with his uncle? and she says, no. She told Laura that she had a nice conversation with him. She’s making more of an effort with Victor. He says he’s making more of an effort with Spencer, and he’s not having much luck. Ava says, and he’ll keep trying until he does. In the meantime, since his uncle wants to get closer to him, what if they invite him to dinner?

At Courtney’s grave, Spencer says, hello, mother. He’s sorry he’s late this year. He puts the flowers by her gravestone, and says, he sees someone beat him to it, and she wasn’t alone. Trina is cutting through, and sees him. She says, Spencer. What is he doing out of Spring Ridge?  

Kahn is giving a lecture, and talks about free will and a social contract. Cameron asks if Josslyn is okay, and Josslyn asks, who’s being stubborn? Her or Trina? He says, maybe neither; they both had great points. Josslyn says she needs to find Trina and apologize before they start fighting. The professor talks about devising the roles of imprisonment and incarceration, as Josslyn gathers up her stuff, and Esme looks at the file upload/cancel button. Kahn talks about punishment being used sparingly, and happiness being when the greatest good is shared by the greatest number Esme uploads the file, and everyone in the class gets it on their phones. The professor wants to know what’s more important than the lesson, and one of the students says, see for yourself, and puts it on the screen at the front of the classroom. There’s a lot of laughing, including from Esme, and Josslyn and Cameron are mortified. Esme smiles slyly.

I just have to say it, seriously, these are college kids?

On Monday, Lucy thinks it’s a perfect spot; Cameron asks if Josslyn thinks he did it; Elizabeth says she can’t go anywhere with Finn; and Carly says it hurts when she sees Sonny.

In Case You Forgot…

Jake, the son who comes and goes, along with Aiden.

Spencer’s mom, Courtney.

https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2022/03/05/what-happened-to-courtney-on-general-hospital/

🤷🏽‍♂️ In Case You Didn’t Know…

All about Betsy Frank. The first time around was during a period when I wasn’t watching the show, but I always find it amusing that James Franco played Franco.

✂️ Covid Hair No More…

I’m only including this because I sat behind her at Shakespeare in the Park once. And yes, she’s just as gorgeous in person.

☠️ Heather De Vil…

I’m no big fan of Heather’s, but I wouldn’t call her vile. Then again, I’m not batsh*t crazy. I don’t think…

🎭 Be Real…

Another one I’m not a fan of, but maybe she’s scared of them. I would be.

🧂 Salt This…

Don’t ever make it a challenge.

🏛 What a Tease…

I had to give up watching this one, but I peek in once in a while.

🍸 Eww…

I honestly have no problem with an age gap, but I do have a problem when the gap is with Randall.

https://people.com/tv/lala-kent-says-randall-emmett-started-relationship-with-23-year-old-the-same-month-daughter-ocean-was-born/

🚀 Space Haunt…

Come on now. Seriously, what is happening with horror films these days?

👠 She Rocks…

I love Lizzo.

https://people.com/music/lizzo-women-changing-the-world-people-cover-story/

💃🏻 The Carpet Wore Red…

More fashion from the SAG Awards.

https://www.eonline.com/photos/34047/sag-awards-2022-red-carpet-fashion

🎊 Party In NOLA…

Everything you need to know to celebrate Fat Tuesday, even if it’s a little late. You can be early for next year.

https://people.com/human-interest/mardi-gras-everything-to-know/

🛎 Quotes of the Week

Watch your thoughts, they become your words; watch your words, they become your actions; watch your actions, they become your habits; watch your habits, they become your character; watch your character, it becomes your destiny. – Lao Tzu

Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better. – Maya Angelou

Listen to the mustn’ts, child. Listen to the don’ts. Listen to the shouldn’ts, the impossibles, the won’ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me… Anything can happen, child. Anything can be. – Shel Silverstein

I haven’t been thrilled since 1865. – Agnes Van Rhijn (Christine Baranski), The Gilded Age

I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they aren’t trying to teach us. We are formed by little scraps of wisdom. – Umberto Eco

We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

🖋 Very Truly Yours…

Signing off until it’s time for the Dead to Walk. Until then, stay safe, stay cultivating a good support system, and stay keeping traditions of remembrance, but not to the point of breaking out of prison.

March 1, 2022 – Carly Throws an Ax At Nina (In Her Mind), Melissa Nearly Has a Fistfight & Winds

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Elizabeth sees Franco’s painting of her propped up on the mantel, and drops the mail in her hands. We see someone in a pair of boots is also in the house.

Sam hugs Drew, and says, it’s good to have him back safe and sound. He must be relieved that Peter is dead. He says he’s especially relieved that Maxie is safe and finally reunited with her daughter. She says, Peter held him prisoner for two years, and kept him away from his own daughter. He says, and killed his brother, so yeah, he’s glad Peter is dead. He feels free, and now that he does, he’s thinking about his own future.

At the MetroCourt bar, Carly says she’s sorry she missed the staff meeting, and asks Olivia how it went. Olivia says, it was great, and asks how the kids are. Carly says, the kids are fine, but that’s not why she’s late. She’s late because she went to file her divorce papers. Olivia says, already? and asks how she feels. Carly says, like a failure.

Willow is digging through her bag at the hospital, and Michael asks if she forgot something. She turns around to see him with her tablet, and she says, he’s a life saver. She has a huge exam to study for and all her notes are on it. She asks, what’s going on? and he says, his mom called. She filed the papers, so the divorce is in motion. She wanted him to be prepared to answer questions from Donna and Avery, and help with the transition. Willow says she’s so sorry his family is going through this. She hates bringing this up, but thinks now’s the time. He says, time for what? and she says, to have a talk about Nina.

Curtis and Stella walk into Charlie’s, and she thanks him for indulging her craving. He says, only because she agreed to share, but she tells him that he’d better get his own. At the bar, Nina flashes back to telling Drew that she doesn’t care what anyone thinks anymore. She just wants to move on with her life. He says, with Sonny, and she says she cares about Sonny, but they’re not together. He asks if Sonny knows that. Curtis says, long time, no see, and Nina hugs him and Stella, saying, this is her lucky day. She’d ask them to join her, but she’s actually leaving. She was dawdling, hoping she could talk to Phyllis, but she’s not going to be in until later. Stella says she’s sorry they missed her; she likes Phyllis too. Nina says, Phyllis always knows the perfect thing to say, and she needed that today. Curtis says, then it’s a good thing they came to Charlie’s. What’s on her mind?

Chase asks, what strange things have been happening to Elizabeth? and Finn says, there was a fire in Franco’s art studio; the police think it was arson. Then the night of their first date, Elizabeth found her wedding ring in her locker at work, which was weird because she’d left it at home. Then she was going to donate some clothing, and discovered the dress she married Franco in, completely cut to shreds. Chase says, it’s suspicious that everything had significance to Franco, and Finn says, it is. They thought maybe one of the boys was having a problem with him seeing their mom, but Chase says, those are sophisticated pranks for kids. Finn says, agreed. Then again, these boys aren’t kids anymore.

Elizabeth turns around, and gasps. It’s Cameron, who says he’s sorry; he didn’t mean to startle her. Is she okay? She says she didn’t hear him come in, she was so distracted by the portrait. He says, that’s the portrait of her that Franco painted. He thought it was destroyed in the fire. She says, so did she. When she walked in, it was just there. She never thought she would see it again. He says, she didn’t put it there? and she says, no. Was it here when he got home? He says, yeah, but he got here ten minutes ago. He crashed in Carter’s dorm room. What’s going on? She says she’s not sure. Aiden spent the night at Laura’s last night, and Jake is at an overnight trip for school, so she slept at the hospital. As far as she knows, nobody’s been home for the past 24 hours. Which means whoever put that there was in their house. She needs to check on the boys and make sure they’re okay and where they’re supposed to be. He asks what he should do, and she says, call the police.

Chase says, whoever did this had access to Elizabeth’s wedding ring, which means they also had access to her house, and also access to her locker at General Hospital. Does Finn remember what day it was, or if there were any signs of Elizabeth’s locker being tampered with? Because they can access the footage at the hospital. Finn tells him to slow down. He’s not even sure Elizabeth would want Chase to know about this. Chase says, then what are they going to do about it? and Finn says, Chase is his brother, so he told him, but they have to wait and see what Elizabeth wants to do about it. How long before Chase is reinstated anyway? Chase says, a few months. He can’t wait. Finn asks if he’s given any thought to what he’s going to do in the meantime, but Chase says he hasn’t given it much thought. Don’t worry about him; he’ll be fine.

Willow says, remember when she told Michael that she ran into Nina the other night at the hospital? and he says, the night he found out about Nina and his dad? Yes. She says, Nina made a point of asking if there was a way for her to see Wiley, even if she and Carly could never get along, and he says he’s guessing she skipped over the part where his mom had just found Nina and his dad in bed together. She says, Nina played her. She intentionally held back about what she’d done, knowing full well something that monumental would have ramifications for their whole family, and of course (🍷) affect her relationship with Wiley. He says she knows how he feels about Nina, but his dad doesn’t get a pass; he’s just as much to blame. She says, it’s a pattern with Nina. She reaches out, makes a pitch for access to Wiley, and carefully omits whatever objectionable thing she’s done. She doesn’t want to keep Wiley from family members who love him, but she thinks Michael was right all along. Nina isn’t the type of person she wants in Wiley’s life.

Stella says she knows what she wants, and asks if she can get Nina anything, but Nina says, no. Curtis says he’ll have a double order of whatever Stella’s having, and Stella says, coming right up. She goes to the bar, and Curtis tells Nina, she won’t be gone long, so they better talk fast. What’s going on with her, and does it have to do with Sonny? She says, that was a quick change of subject, and he says, the last time he saw her was at The Savoy when she diffused tensions between Sonny and his father. She says, Sonny wasn’t himself that night, and he says, he’s never seen Sonny like that. She says, but his father, she’s never seen anyone stand up to Sonny like that, and he says, it’s not his father’s first time dealing with someone of Sonny’s caliber. She asks how he feels about that, and he says, nice deflection. He just accepted it, and accepted he’s never going to get the answers he wants from Marshall, so he let it go. It definitely eased tensions between his father and him, but then things changed.

Olivia brings Carly a drink, and says, it’s five o’clock somewhere. Carly says she knows she made the right decision, but it’s just hitting her pretty hard, and Olivia says, of course (🍷) it is, because she’s not a robot. Does she want to talk about it? Carly says, no, she thinks she should just work, but Olivia says, forget work. What is the strongest emotion she’s feeling right now? Carly says, disappointment. Obviously in Sonny, but also in herself, because she just wants to be done with it. She keeps asking herself over and over again, what happened? How could her marriage be over? How could she mean so little to Sonny in the end? Then she has to stop herself, because whatever Sonny does or however Sonny feels, it’s not her problem anymore.

Drew tells Sam that he’s considering a leadership position at Aurora, and taking a more active role. He knows she hired Michael as head of media, and he’s doing a great job. The numbers are solid, so he doesn’t want to step on what Michael’s doing, but he does have ideas on where the company should go. Sam says he doesn’t need her approval. He still owns the company, and now that Jax is devested due to conflicts of interest, he can implement anything he wants. She thinks he should go for it. Her phone beeps, and she says she has another appointment; she has to run. He has her full support.

Sam goes to the bar, and joins Olivia and Carly. She says, so are they doing this? and Carly asks what they’re doing. Olivia says she took the liberty of planning a little something to help Carly process her emotions. Carly says, okay, and drains her glass.

The three women go to an ax-throwing place that also serves alcohol (great combination), and Carly asks if they’re really doing this. Olivia says, damn straight. We’re going to throw some axes, ladies.

Nina asks if something happened between Curtis and his dad, when Stella comes back. She says she thought Curtis was making progress with Marshall, and Curtis says, they were. Where’s the food? Stella says, it’s coming. He was saying? Curtis says, he and Portia are moving in together, so the equation has changed. Nina says, that’s great news. She’s glad things are working out for him. He says, they are, but with his situation changing, he needs to know more about his father’s past. Stella says she thought he made his peace with that, and he says he was keeping an open mind. Marshall, of his own admission, said he got mixed up with some dangerous people. So now that Portia is moving in with him, he needs to know he’s not putting her life at risk. If he’s going to let Marshall in his life, he needs to know more about his. Stella says, give him time, but Curtis says, it’s not dependent on Marshall anymore. Drew is helping him find out what Marshall’s been hiding. Nina’s phone dings, and she says she’s sorry. She’d love to stay, but she can’t. She says it was nice to see Stella, and hugs Curtis, telling him that she loves him and to be safe. She leaves, and Stella asks if Curtis is out of his damn mind. He says, absolutely not. He just wants to protect the people he loves. She asks, how? What exactly is he planning?

Drew shakes Marshall’s hand, and says he’s glad Marshall gave him a call. Marshall says Drew had him curious at this proposition, and they sit. Drew says, now that he’s back in town, he’s getting more involved with his media company. He’s not exactly sure how much Marshall knows about his past, and Marshall says, Curtis told him that Drew had been presumed dead for two years, but had really been captured by this August guy. Drew says, sad, but true, and Marshall says he’s been doing some reading about Drew online. He knows Drew is a member of the Quartermaine family, and he also read about Drew’s brother who died. Drew says Marshall has done his homework, and Marshall says he always likes to know about the people he’s potentially doing business with. He hopes that doesn’t make Drew feel uncomfortable. Drew says, not at all. He feels exactly the same way.

Finn tells Chase, he wouldn’t pretend to know the first thing about life or love. He just wants his little brother to find the happiness he deserves. If there’s anything Chase needs, Finn’s here for him. Chase thanks him, and Finn’s phone rings. He says, it’s Elizabeth, and tells her that he’s sorry he’s late. He stopped at Chase’s, and he’s on his way right now. Elizabeth says, someone broke into her house, and he asks if she and the boys are okay. She says, nobody was home, and he says, that’s good. Was anything taken? She says she doesn’t know; she hasn’t had a chance to look. Does he remember she told him about that painting Franco did of her? He says, she told him that she was sorry she didn’t bring it home. It got destroyed in that fire in the studio. She says, except it didn’t. Somehow that painting survived, and whoever broke in, placed it front and center in her house. She has to go; the police are here. Finn says he’s on his way, and Chase asks, what happened? Finn says, someone broke into Elizabeth’s house, and Chase says he’ll come with Finn, but Finn thinks Chase being at a crime scene while he’s on suspension isn’t a good look. Chase tells Finn to call and keep him posted, and Finn says, absolutely.

Michael says he’s all for keeping Nina away from Wiley, especially now, but something tells him that they should take their time and look at the situation from all angles, so they know emotion isn’t driving their decision. The bottom line is, they both want what’s best for Wiley. She says she’s glad she talked to him about this. She’s really angry at Nina right now for a variety of reasons, but they don’t know what will happen in the future, right? Carly and Sonny could reconcile. He says he loves her optimism, but she shouldn’t hold her breath, and she says she thought Chase would never forgive her when he found out about them, but they found a way past the pain and betrayal, and he forgave her… At least until she kind of blew everything up again. He says he thinks she means we. They judged Chase and Brook for sleeping together, when the whole time, they were actually trying to protect Maxie’s baby. She says, now they owe them an apology; she especially owes one to Brook. He suggests they stop by tonight, but she says she has a big exam tomorrow. If he wants to go without her, she promises to touch base with them tomorrow. He says, that works, and tells her, study hard. He’ll see her at the house later. They kiss, and she says she’ll try not to be too late, and Michael leaves. Willow sits down, and Nina comes by.

Finn runs into Elizabeth’s house, and asks if she’s all right. She hugs him, and says she’s a little freaked out. Dante joins them, and says, there’s no evidence of forced break-in anywhere. Could this person have stolen a key? She says she used her key to get in, and Cameron says, him too. Dante asks, what about his brothers? and Cameron says, they have their own housekeys, but Aiden’s at school and Jake is at the library doing a project. Elizabeth says, there’s a hidden key out front, but only she and the boys know about it. Of course (🍷) Franco knew. Dante says he supposes whoever broke in could have used that one. Is she sure the painting was in the studio at the time of the fire? She says, yes; she never moved it. He says, it seems that whoever this arsonist is, is the same person who broke into her house. Elizabeth says, oh my God. She thinks she knows who did this.

Drew says, he wants to expand into the jazz empire. With Aurora’s reach, he really believes they can help talented artists connect with their audiences. He has to confess, he’s not even a novice. He knows little to nothing about jazz. He needs expert advice. He needs a consultant or a concierge, if you will. Somebody who really has a feeling for the music, and where it’s evolving. Marshall says, it sounds like he’s Drew’s man, and Drew says he needs Marshall’s experience. Has he always strictly been a gig musician? Marshall says, it’s how he made the majority of his money, but a job in that field is feast or famine, so from time to time, he had to take jobs to pay the bills. Drew asks, what about now? and Marshall says he hasn’t had a steady gig since he came to Port Charles. He’s starting over and going to reestablish himself. Drew says, he knows the feeling, and Marshall says he supposes Drew does. Come on, man. He knows what this is. Curtis put him up to this, didn’t he?

Curtis says, Drew is just helping him get answers to the questions Marshall refuses to answer, and Stella says, in other words, he’s sneaking around. No good has ever come from that. He says he was a former P.I. Sometimes sneaking around is the only way to get to the truth. If it was just him, he could let it go, but he has Portia and Trina to consider. Marshall left this family for decades. That speaks volumes for how dangerous the folks he was running with are. She says, Portia knows what he does about his father, and she’s still in. Give her credit for making her own choices. He says, what about Trina? He doesn’t want to gamble with her safety. He pulled her out of danger one time, and doesn’t want to put her back in it again. He needs complete answers. She says she understands that, but she’s just worried he’s going about it the wrong way. Instead of him and Drew sneaking around like spies, why doesn’t he do what she suggested, and talk to him. He says he’s tried repeatedly; with Marshall, it’s always a dead end. He’s made it abundantly clear, he’s only going to tell Curtis so much. He knows Stella has her opinions, but could she please trust that he knows what he’s doing? She asks if he remembers when she interfered with his and Portia’s relationship, and he says, how could he forget? She says she stuck her nose in where it didn’t belong, and Trina was hurt as a result. If he keeps poking around behind Marshall’s back. someone could get hurt, and she’s afraid that someone will be him.

Chase is about to go out the door with a box, and finds Michael about to knock. He says, Brook’s not here, and Michael asks if he can come in. Chase says, sure, and Michael says he was hoping to talk to both of them. Will Brook be back soon? Chase says, she’s in Bensonhurst visiting her mother. It’s been rough on her, giving Bailey back to Maxie. She needed to decompress. He’s packing up his things, and he and Michael are far from friends right now, so can it wait? Michael says he’s afraid not.

Carly says, this is ridiculous, but Olivia says, this is therapeutic. Instead of avoiding her emotions, she can release them by throwing an ax at some wood. She even brought a picture for inspiration. She shows a picture of Nina to Carly, but Carly tells her to put it away; she’ll use her imagination. They throw axes, and there’s a song part, but it’s not nearly as fun as when Anna and Obrecht smashed stuff.

Nina tells Willow that she’s visiting her photo editor; she got her appendix out. Willow tells her, enjoy the visit. If Nina will excuse her, she has a big exam to study for. Nina asks if she can spare a few minutes, but Willow says she has a lot of notes to go over. Nina promises it won’t take long. She was hoping after their conversation the other day, Willow was more open to her spending time with Wiley; maybe this weekend. Willow says she can’t talk about this right now, but Nina says, she’s missing her grandson. She knows Willow has to discuss it with Michael, but she was wondering if Willow could give her any indication of how he’s feeling. Willow says she’s astounded that Nina would ask her about Wiley, given the situation with Michael’s parents. Nina says she’s sorry Carly and Sonny weren’t able to work things out, but she doesn’t see how it has any bearing on her relationship with Wiley. Willow says, Carly caught Nina in bed with Sonny. Nina went after a married man like a heat seeking missile, and she doesn’t see why they’d have a problem with that? Nina guesses she shouldn’t be surprised Willow found out, but she never intended for that to happen. Willow asks if Nina keeps a running tally on how many times she’s used that phrase. How many lives have been ruined or damaged by things she never intended? How the hell can Nina ask Willow to advocate for her when she doesn’t believe a word Nina says?

Drew says, it’s a job interview, and Marshall says, and Drew is only doing this because Curtis asked him to help Marshall out. Or does Drew expect him believe he’d hire a musician he doesn’t know to be his jazz concierge? He’s nobody’s charity case, least of all his son’s. The interview is over. He gets up, and Drew says, hear him out.

Michael says he came to apologize, and Chase says, for what? Michael says he had no right coming down so hard on Chase about Brook and Bailey. He’s sorry. Chase says, apology accepted, and Michael says, that was way too easy. Chase says, he’s in the middle of packing up his life; he doesn’t really have it in him to lay into Michael right now, even though he most definitely deserves it. Michael says, Chase loved Bailey too. He can only imagine what Chase must be going through having to let her go. Would he feel better unloading? Chase took a lot of heat from everyone, himself included. He got suspended from the PCPD. He was doing a good thing; Michael had no right to judge. Chase says, Michael had zero right. He acted like Chase sleeping with Brook – which did not happen, by the way – was on par with what Michael and Willow did to him. Michael slept with his wife, and then had the nerve to lay into him because he hurt Willow’s feelings? Cut the crap. The real reason he’s here is to absolve his own guilt. It’s selfish and self-righteous. Michael asks if Chase feels better, and Chase says, actually, yeah. Wow. It would take a lot more than that for me to feel better.

Dante says, Elizabeth has a suspect? and she says, Betsy Frank. He says, Franco’s mother, and Finn asks if she told Dante about the other incident. She says she did, and Dante asks what evidence she has that points to Betsy. She says, Betsy sent her a Valentine’s card. It was very gothic, almost morbid. So she called Betsy today, and it turns out she’s in town visiting Franco’s grave. Convenient, doesn’t he think? She claims she just got here, but she could have been here for months. Dante says he’d like to see the card, but what did she and Betsy talk about? She says, Betsy told her about visiting Franco’s grave, and that she likes to pretend he’s still alive. She also knows Elizabeth is dating Finn because Betsy follows her on social media, which makes her wonder if that pushed her over the edge. Finn says he doesn’t know this woman at all, but for her to go to those lengths seems kind of extreme. Elizabeth says, Betsy’s not there on a good day, and now she’s grieving. People can be pushed to do desperate things while they’re grieving.

Nina wonders where this is coming from. She thought she and Willow had a cordial conversation the other day. Willow says, they did, but she realized it’s just part of Nina’s pattern. Every time she thinks they’ve made headway, she finds out Nina held onto information, or just plain lied by omission. Nina says, what happened between her and Sonny is no one else’s business, and Willow asks, then why go out of her way to drop hints that things between her and Carly were irreconcilable? This isn’t the first time Nina threw her under the bus, but it’s going to be the last. If she’s going to create discord between Michael’s parents, then be nice to her while withholding that information, Willow is going to feel used, played. And trust her, she’s going to resent it. Nina says she’s not trying to play Willow. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. She’s so appreciative of Willow trying to be her ally. Willow says, she’s not Nina’s ally; she’s Wiley’s mother. And until Wiley is old enough, it’s her job to decide what’s best for him, and that includes vetting the people he spends time with. Nina says, Wiley is her family. He’s her grandson. He’s the only thing she has left of her daughter. He’s her blood. Willow says, blood doesn’t entitle Nina to have a relationship with someone. Not if she’s going to hurt them.

Stella says, maybe Curtis should trust that Marshall knows what’s safe or not safe. He’s the one who’s lived his life, and in a much better position to judge than Curtis. Curtis says he wants to know and trust his father, but he can’t do that when he’s so closed off, and Stella says, he needs to trust Curtis too. Give the relationship time to grow; put in the work. Maybe then Marshall will disclose the things he wants to know. But mark her words, if he sneaks around in Marshall’s private business, there will be no chance of that happening.

Drew says, Curtis did ask him to interview Marshall for this job, and he was happy to oblige because he needs a jazz musician. Curtis thought Marshall would be a good fit, and he agreed. Is it so terrible his son is trying to help him out? Marshall says, he supposes not, and sits back down. Drew says, if his friendship with Curtis complicates things, feel free to walk away; no harm, no foul. He’s just got to look elsewhere. Marshall says he doesn’t want to be hasty; the job does sound interesting. Drew says, if they are going to work together, he does have to tell Marshall about the company’s HR policies. Aurora has contracts with the government, and due to their sensitive nature, he has contacts with intelligence agencies to do in depth background checks as a precaution. Marshall asks if all that is necessary, and Drew says he’s afraid so. It’s a condition of their standard policy, just in case of clearance or security issues; it’s pretty simple. HR sends some forms, he puts in his past employers and past addresses, any aliases in case he performed under a stage name. Marshall says, this job doesn’t sound like he’ll have enough time for his own music. He’s going to have to respectfully decline. He hopes there are no hard feelings. Drew says, no, and they shake hands. Marshall says he hopes he sees Drew at his gig, and Drew says, absolutely. He looks forward to it. He thanks Marshall for his time, and Marshall says, sure thing, and leaves.

Michael says, what Chase said about him feeling guilty, he was right. He and Willow felt guilty about their feelings for each other, and hated that it would hurt Chase, so they put off telling him for what they thought were the right reasons, but it was still dishonest. When Chase said he’d slept with Brook, it seemed to balance the scales, and let him off the hook a little. He’s sorry. Chase says, Willow married him because she thought he was dying. Then when he couldn’t walk, she stayed with him to give him hope. He’ll always wish they hadn’t lied to him, but he understands why they did it. Michael wonders when they try to do the right thing they always end up lying, and Chase says, it’s definitely counterintuitive. Michael says, when it comes to doing the right thing, Chase definitely wins. This is the second child he’s saved, right? Chase says, yeah, but Michael and Willow kind of saved his life, so they’re even. Michael says, not even close, and Chase suggests Michael help close that gap by helping him load boxes into his car. He hands Michael a heavy box that says BLQ Bathroom on it.   

Dante asks if Elizabeth minds if he hangs onto the card, and she says, not at all. He asks if Betsy knew about the spare key, but she says, not to her knowledge. She supposes Franco could have told her, but she can’t imagine why. He asks, what about the boys? Could she have checked in with them, and they told her? Cameron says he hasn’t spoken to her, and how weird would it be for her to contact Jake and Aiden? Dante says, Jake and Aiden didn’t mention anything when Elizabeth checked in with them, did they? She says she didn’t tell them about the break-in; she just wanted to make sure they were okay. She never considered Betsy could be using her sons. Dante says, in case one of the kids is involved, he’ll keep a low profile on this, so she can take that worry off her mind.

Olivia tells Carly, looking good, as they pour from a pitcher of beer. Carly says, who knew it could be so much fun and feel incredible to throw an ax? Who came up with this idea? Sam thinks a lumberjack, and Olivia says, if only they could throw axes at all of their problems. Although she guesses in Sonny and Nina’s case, that might not be a very good thing. Sam asks if they really think it’s a good idea to drink beer and throw axes at the same time, and Carly says she does. Speaking of Sonny, she just signed away all her claims to community property. Olivia asks if Carly thinks that’s a good idea, and Carly says she just wanted it to be over, and move forward. Sam asks if she thinks she can, and Carly says, not right now. She can’t move past all the damage Nina did, no matter how hard she tries, and doesn’t think she’ll be able to move past it until Nina pays. Olivia says she doesn’t blame Carly, but karma will take care of this. Nina will get what’s coming to her. Carly says, karma takes too long, and Olivia says, it’s not healthy to focus on revenge. Sam says she thinks Olivia is right. Carly has a new life ahead of her; why doesn’t she focus on that?

Nina asks how Willow could say that. She’d never hurt Wiley. Willow says she doesn’t doubt Nina’s love for Wiley; she just doesn’t know what she’ll get with Nina. Nina says she thinks about Wiley all the time, and misses him every day. She realizes she’s made mistakes. It might be hard to believe, but she’s learning from her mistakes, and promises to be more forthcoming in the future. Willow says she wants to keep the door open for Wiley to have a relationship with Nina, but Michael is another story, and she’s starting to understand where he’s coming from. Nina says, do not keep her from her grandchild.

Curtis says, maybe he and Drew planned the wrong move, and Stella tells him, be patient a while longer, and she believes he’ll learn all he needs to know, and then he can make better decisions to keep all of them safe. He says, that’s all that matters, and his phone rings. He says, Drew, and tells Drew that he was just about to call him. Drew says he has news about Curtis’s dad, and Curtis says, never mind about the interview. Drew says, too late, they just finished, and Curtis asks how it went. Drew says, Marshall turned him down. He wouldn’t agree to a background check.

Dante says he’ll look into Betsy’s whereabouts for the last few months or so, when Cameron comes in, and says he just finished talking with the officer. He showed him the hiding place for the key. Dante thanks him, and tells them not to touch the painting for a little longer. He leaves, and Finn asks how Elizabeth is holding up. She says, the thought that Betsy’s been here for months, using her knowledge of Elizabeth and Franco to play these games is creepy. Has she been breaking into the house the entire time? Following her to work, getting her key, and bringing it back? She’s been working too much. Betsy could have hurt the boys, and she wasn’t there to protect them. Cameron says he can protect them just fine. He’s going to get someone to cover his shift. He doesn’t want Elizabeth to be alone. Elizabeth says she doesn’t want Cameron upending his life over this, and Finn suggests he bunk there for a couple days, just until Dante sorts this out. Chase has been bugging him to spend time with Violet, and she’d like it; more candy, staying up late, and Chase could really use her company right now. Elizabeth says, it’s not an imposition? and Finn says, not at all. Under the circumstances, he’d feel better if he stayed. Cameron says, then it’s settled. He’ll get ready for work. He goes upstairs, and Finn holds Elizabeth. She says she doesn’t want Cameron taking this on. Does he thinks she’s overreacting? He says, no. She’s doing the right thing. He’ll stay until she feels safe again.

Carly tells Sam and Olivia, she’s going with her Initial instinct; she deserves a fresh start. They clink glasses, and she says, watch this. With this throw, she releases herself from Sonny and Nina. Good riddance. She throws the ax, and makes a bullseye. Olivia and Sam cheer.

Willow tells Nina, she’s not saying Nina will never see Wiley again, but they need to let things settle. Nina asks what that means, and Willow says she doesn’t think there’s a path to Nina seeing Wiley on Saturday. Nina says, let her remind Willow, as Wiley’s biological grandmother, she has rights in this state. She hasn’t pushed it out of a gesture of goodwill. But if this is the path they’ll be taking now, that Willow and Michael get to decide to block access to her grandson, then they leave her no choice. She will fight for her rights. She walks away.

Tomorrow, Finn asks if Elizabeth thinks he’s accusing her sons; Anna says, the investigation isn’t completely wrapped up; Marshall says, it might not be safe to do that; and Dante thinks Elizabeth has a stalker.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Another show I often wonder why I watch.

Teresa said Luis was the love of her life, and she was going to protect them. She told a producer, go f*** yourself, and peeled out. Jennifer tried calling her, but got voicemail, so she sent a message for Teresa to call. Bill called, saying he was on his way, and Jennifer told him that Teresa had stormed out, but she had no idea what happened. Teresa was having a party at her house, and invited people Jennifer didn’t like, then took off. It was the definition of leaving someone hanging, and now she had to play hostess. Dolores ranted to Frank about Jackie commenting on Bill sticking his d*ck in someone else, and in her interview, she said it pissed her off that Jackie questioned her loyalty to Jennifer, then talked behind Jennifer’s back.

Bill arrived, and the the guests follow shortly after. In Marge’s interview, she said things were improving with Jennifer, but things were awkward with Bill. She had nothing against him, but she had an issue with the way Jennifer chastised women. In particular, this woman. Jennifer told them about Teresa jetting, and Jackie asked what upset her? She wondered if it had something to do with Luis, and Melissa said she was warned this would happen. Marge asked if Teresa took the food, because she was starving, which sounded like something I would say. Jennifer said they had food, and everyone sat outside. Melissa said she and Jennifer were always going at it, and Jennifer insisted she was just teasing. We flashed back to some nasty comments from Jennifer that didn’t look like teasing to me, and Jennifer said she didn’t know Melissa would get offended that much, which was really another dig. Dolores and Frank joined the group, and they started eating. Dolores asked if Teresa was coming, but nobody knew.

Marge wondered if Teresa wasn’t going to show up for her own party, and Melissa said Teresa was terrified they’d talk about Luis. In Teresa’s interview, she said, since Marge brought up the video, she was sure Marge was talking behind her back. She wanted to handle the situation, and said no one should judge, especially about someone’s past. That’s when she steps in. At the party, Marge said Luis wanted to be with Teresa, and things being made public went with the territory. Teresa and Luis arrived, and in Marge’s interview, she said it was so Teresa. She leaves in a huff, and comes back like nothing happened. Joe #2 asked what Lewis played in high school, and without missing a beat, Frank said, with himself. I laughed so hard, I have no idea what Luis said. It suddenly got very quiet, and Marge said, an awkward silence. Traci whispered to Melissa that she wondered if they’d be addressing the elephant in the room, and Teresa honed in on it, demanding, what elephant? Marge told her that Jennifer had said she left in a fit, and Teresa looked all shocked like she had no idea what Jennifer was talking about. Jennifer said Teresa had been upset, and she was unsure if Teresa was coming back, but Teresa insisted that didn’t happen. She said if stuff was going on behind her back, she was going to find out. Marge said nothing was being said behind her back, but they were curious about the video. People were concerned about her. Teresa said, whatever happened in the past was past. All she wanted to focus on was her present and future with Luis. Luis asked what they wanted to know, but Teresa said he didn’t owe anyone an explanation. Marge said, it was out there, and Teresa was a public figure. Why was she so  defensive? Teresa got louder, and said she didn’t like how nasty Marge was, talking behind her back. She’d been with Luis a year, and Marge should be happy for her. Marge said she was happy, but concerned, and Teresa told Luis not to answer Marge’s question. Marge said she hadn’t asked anything, and Teresa said she got protective when someone went after Luis. Marge said, no one was going after him, and Luis got up to talk. Teresa told him, stop, but he ignored her. He told Marge that on her best day, she didn’t intimidate him, and in Marge’s interview, she said she was trying to help him explain himself. Everyone thought the video was crazy. Teresa kept trying to get Luis to stop talking, and he told her that she had two ears and one mouth; stop interrupting him. Marge said the video was all over the internet, and everyone had wondered about the camp. Luis said he’d become good at business, but had grown up in trauma. A friend of his had started a Warrior camp in California where men could visit their pain and get clarity. He had to learn to be vulnerable, and he’d needed to tell someone that he didn’t want to marry them, and apologize for not being honest. In Jackie’s interview, she said, in the video she saw, Luis was asking someone to marry him. In Marge’s interview, she wondered if he was lying to their faces. Luis said he had a thirsty ex who tried to embarrass him by posting it, but he was proud of the work he’d done. Teresa said, happy now? and Joe #2 asked what she was upset about. Jennifer gossiped all the time, and called him a crook, but Teresa still hung out with her. Teresa said he and Melissa hung out with Marge who went after Jennifer. Marge said Jennifer had been coming at her since they met, and in Dolores’s interview, she said she couldn’t believe they were talking about this again. Has she seen the show?

Jennifer said Marge had exposed a secret, but everything she brought up was already out there. Melissa said Jennifer had dug around, trying to find out who Evan was banging, but Jennifer said Frank had said he knew the woman. Frank told her that he’d never said that, and Jennifer threw Bill under the bus, saying, he was the one who told her. In Jackie’s interview, she said, if Jennifer had found out Evan cheated, she would have shouted about it so everyone could hear it. Jennifer had just been trying to hurt her, like Teresa did. Be a real woman and admit it. Tiki walked into the middle of this mess, and I’m surprised he didn’t walk right back out. Melissa said, when it was about Luis, Teresa said they were digging, but when Jennifer went after someone, it wasn’t digging. Jennifer had called her husband a crook. Jennifer said it was hearsay, and already out there. We flashed back to realtor Michelle telling Jennifer that Joe #2 hadn’t paid her husband. Melissa said Jennifer had written a f***ing novel on social media. Jennifer whined that Melissa had started it, and she was retaliating, adding Joe was a little bitch boy. In Melissa’s interview, she said she would never speak of any of the men that way. Melissa got up, and she and Jennifer got in each other’s faces. When Melissa tried to go into the house, Jennifer grabbed her.  

No surprise, this triggered Melissa to start swinging (and rightly so), but Dolores got in the middle. Melissa said Jennifer looked like a loser; have some couth. Jennifer said, no, you, and Melissa said, you don’t you’re your hands on people. Because she can take responsibility for nothing, Jennifer said Melissa started it. Melissa said she didn’t give a f*** about Jennifer, and Jackie said she was done with Jennifer. Jennifer said Jackie had come to her, pretending to be her friend, and then said Bill had stuck his d*ck in someone else. Jackie said, he did. By the way, during this entire thing, Bill just hung around the outskirts, looking like he wasn’t even paying attention. In Jackie’s interview, she said Jennifer had tried to dig up information on Evan, and shown no remorse. Then she put her hands on Jackie’s friend, so she was done with her. Jennifer screeched for Melissa and Jackie to get out of her house. Jackie had tried to ruin her friendship with Dolores. In Dolores’s interview, she said, Jennifer got herself into trouble and pissed people off, but they were ganging up on her right now. Jennifer was hurt, and no one had empathy for her, when her husband had been called out as a cheater. Tiki and Traci escaped with the others, and in the car, Melissa said, Bill can’t stand Jennifer.

Jennifer ranted that Melissa had started with her, then Teresa’s brother got in on it. Um… He is Melissa’s husband. In the car, Melissa said that if her sisters had been sitting there, everybody would need to watch it, but Joe’s sister didn’t even budge, and it annoyed her. As a matter-of-fact, she was going to text Teresa right now. Bill hid in the kitchen with the other guy, and Teresa said she knew Jennifer had no ill intentions. In Frank’s interview, he said, these women are crazy. This wasn’t going to be the end of it, but he was a man’s man, and took the position of not getting involved in women’s drama. Teresa texted Melissa back that she’d make this better tomorrow.

Back at their own house, Dolores told Frank that melissa had charged at Jennifer, and when you charge at someone, where they come from, it means a fight. I don’t know where she got this charging business, since Jennifer grabbed Melissa as she was walking past, but they’re all idiots who make it up as they go along. Joe #2 told Melissa that Jennifer was not a nice person, and Melissa said, Bill checked out of the building, walking away when his wife got in another woman’s face. Jennifer wasn’t happy about that either, and told Bill that he just stood there. He should have gotten in the middle, and now everyone is thinking he didn’t defend her, and probably can’t stand her. Jackie told Evan that she’d made the comment in the context of feeling bad for Jennifer. Jennifer had taken all the pain, when it was Bill who had done wrong. In Jackie’s interview, she said she knew how it hurt because she’d been there, and to think Jennifer had been trying to add to her pain was upsetting. Jennifer had taken the friendship she’d offered, and thrown it in her face. She was done. Joe #3 told Marge that it had been psychotic, and Marge said she was glad they went past the video topic. Luis told them he’d been breaking up with someone, but on the video, he’d asked them to marry him. Tiki told Tracy that he didn’t even get to finish his drink, and Teresa told Luis that Marge had an evil streak. Luis asked if they could stop talking about it. I’m starting to like him, but I wonder if he’ll last.

At Missy G’s, everyone gathered for breakfast, and Jackie wondered what happened at Jennifer’s after they left. At Jennifer’s place, she made a traditional Turkish breakfast. I don’t know what all was on the table, but it looked good, and it was a lot of food. She told the kids to go play because it was going to be adult time. Jennifer insisted Melissa had charged at her. Marge told Joe #3 that Luis had said she wouldn’t intimidate him on her best day. What man would say that to a woman? Melissa got ready for her pink party, and said, pink makes people happy. Teresa said she was going to talk to Melissa. She was family, and Jennifer was a dear friend. She was going to make it worse help then make up.

At Joe #2 and Melissa’s house, everyone got in the pool. They played a stupid game where the couples were asked questions like, who was more likely to…? The questions ended up being mostly about sex, and it was TMI. Jennifer told Gabby that since they weren’t going to Melissa’s party, they’d have a family night, and their own pink party. Dolores found a photo of her and Frank’s first New Year’s Eve together, and OH MY GOD, THE HAIR. In her interview, she said it was her first night out with her older boyfriend, and she was so excited. Frank ended up staying over on a mattress in the living room, and woke to her mom throwing holy water on him. He’d thought the dog was peeing on him. At Melissa and Joe’s, Marge said, a friend who couldn’t be honest with you wasn’t a friend, and Traci wondered why Teresa was staying at Jennifer’s after Jennifer insulted her brother and fought with Melissa. If someone had done that to her, she would demand her siblings not be friends with them. At Jennifer’s, Teresa left for Melissa’s party, and told Jennifer that they’d make it better. Jennifer said, don’t lose her temper.

Melissa squealed over all the pink, and the food looked fantastic. Melissa asked, what happened after they left? and Dolores said Melissa had charged at Jennifer like she was going to hit her. Again, is she watching the same show I am? Melissa said she stood up to make her point, but Dolores said she thought Melissa was going to hit Jennifer, and Melissa said, Jennifer was the one who grabbed her. Marge said Jackie had been empathetic toward Jennifer, and Jackie said that showed how much she could let go of things. Dolores said she thought what Jackie had said was cruel and vulgar, and Jackie said, it had been misconstrued. I’m sure Dolores wished she had a dictionary handy, and Jackie said, Jennifer shouldn’t have had to shoulder all the guilt and shame. In Jackie’s interview, she said, Dolores would take any opportunity to throw her under the bus, and make herself look like the better friend. Jackie said Jennifer had only doubled down on the things she’d said, and she had enough. Dolores said everyone had ganged up on Jennifer, and Traci said, everyone jumped in, but it could have been resolved. Marge said Jennifer never apologized for anything, and she was an a-hole.  

Luis said he felt bad for Jennifer, but Joe #2 said he didn’t. Jennifer had evilness in her. Teresa said, if she thought that was true, she wouldn’t hang out with Jennifer, but Joe said Jennifer was malicious. Crook was a serious word. He’d been offended, but Teresa still hung out with her. Marge said that Jennifer talked sh*t, and Joe said they might have wondered about Luis’s video, but didn’t say he was a crook. In Joe #2’s interview, he said, when Jennifer talked about Teresa’s little brother like that, who’d busted his ass as far back as he could recall, Teresa should have eaten her alive. Traci told Teresa that Jennifer had called Joe #2 a little bitch boy, and you had to stand up for family; it worked both ways. Teresa said, only family? and in Teresa’s interview, she said Traci was trying to cause problems. Traci said she’d think Teresa would want Joe #2 to be vocal in supporting her, if the shoe was on the other foot, and this pissed Teresa off, so she and Luis left the party.

Tell me again how she doesn’t storm off.

Next time, a (literal) hornet’s nest, Dolores asks if Jennifer is still mad about the affair, and Evan tells Bill that Jennifer is not a good person.

🪕 Fare Thee Well…

Meet me tomorrow for soap and some OC. Until then, stay safe, stay having strength in the face of adversity, and stay remembering it’s not healthy to focus on revenge.

February 25, 2022 – News Of Peter’s Death Travels Fast, Kelly’s the Worst, Dolores’s Take, Heather Whines, Absent, Bribery, a Possibility, Dog, a Dozen Quotes For Black History Month & Taking You

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Sam sees Dante near the hospital reception desk, and runs up to him. She says, Anna called, and said they were back in town. Is he a patient here? He says, no, he’s fine. He just has to do a follow-up for the hit in the head he took. He tells her that she looks beautiful, and apologizes for not calling on the way back. The WSB is debriefing him pretty much indefinitely. She says, he’s healthy; that’s the most important thing. Now will he shut up and give her a kiss? He says, yes, ma’am, and does.

Monica says she knows how disappointed Willow must be to postpone her trip to Paris, and Michael says, she doesn’t have a passport, and she’s having difficulty tracking down her birth certificate. Willow says, according to the State Department, they have no record of her. It’s almost like she never existed.

Alexis calls Harmony, and says she’s just checking in. At Charlie’s, Harmony asks if that’s what Alexis is calling giving her a gentle nudge in the right direction, but Alexis says she’s calling to offer moral support. She knows it’s a big day for Harmony. At one of the tables, cash changes hands for what’s no doubt a shady deal, and Alexis asks if Harmony is there. Harmony says Alexis is right; it’s probably one of the most important days of her life. The day she tells Willow that she’s not her biological daughter. Alexis says her boss is here, and she’s got to go. She’ll check in later. Good luck. Shawn walks into Alexis’s office, and says, Harmony, huh? She asks if he has a problem with that.

Elizabeth looks at the card from Betsy, and flashes back to finding her ring in her locker, getting stuck in the art therapy room, and discovering her dress was slashed. Finn asks if she’s okay, and she says she just zoned out for a minute. She needs some caffeine. He says, with the double-shifts she’s pulling, he’s not sure caffeine is going to do the trick. She says, maybe not, and he asks if that’s the card Franco’s mom sent her. She says, she was going to throw it out, and put the bad memories behind her, but unfortunately, she doesn’t think it will put an end to things. He asks what she means, and she says, something big is going on.

Carly looks at the family photo on her desk, along with her divorce papers. Her assistant says someone is here to see her, and Carly says, send them in. Drew walks in, and she asks, what happened?

Nina says, Sonny wouldn’t have called her if he hadn’t been drinking, but he says he would have called her sober. She says, that would have been a first. He’s looking down the barrel of a divorce because he played fast and free with his meds. He says, she doesn’t know that; he doesn’t know that. All he knows is that he’s going through a divorce, and she’s here. She says, he’s changing the subject, but he says he forgot what the subject was already. She says she can’t remember the subject right now, and he takes her hand. He pulls her to him, and they hug. Then he kisses her.

Monica says, Willow had a rather unorthodox childhood, but the fact that the government can’t produce her birth certificate is egregious. Willow says, it’s very frustrating, and Monica says, it’s ridiculous. If there’s anything she can do to help, please let her know. Willow thanks her, and the doorbell rings. Willow opens the door to Harmony, and says, hopefully, her mother can give her all the information she needs.

Shawn says he wouldn’t want someone to judge him based on the worst chapter of his life. He made a fresh start, and Harmony is owed one too. If Alexis says she’s changed… Alexis says, he’ll believe she has? He says, he’ll believe she believes it, and she says she’ll take it as a win. She’s sure he doesn’t want to talk about her personal life on company time, and he says she’s right. He has news of his own. News that’s going to change the future of this company.

Sam says, so it’s all over? and Dante says, it’s all over. Peter’s dead. Speaking of which, there’s some people he’s got to tell. She asks if she can be his back-up, and he says he’d love for her to be his back-up, but he should probably do this on his own. Can he meet her at her place afterward? She says she’s going to hold him to that, he kisses her again, and leaves.

Sonny takes Nina’s hand and starts to lead her to the bedroom, but she tells him, wait, stop. What they’re doing, it’s a huge mistake.

Carly tells Drew, she’s sorry; that wasn’t a great welcome home. She’s glad he’s back and safe, but she heard he went with Dante and Anna to find Maxie, and he has a really somber look on his face. He says, it’s all good news. Maxie is home, and she’s safe, and she’s reuniting with her daughter as they speak. Carly says, that’s wonderful news. When she heard what Maxie and Brook did to protect Maxie’s baby, it broke her heart. He says, the good news is, they never have to look over their shoulder again because Peter is dead. The nightmare he brought over all of them is over now. Maxie and her family can be together again.

Nina says she doesn’t want to cross the line with Sonny, but he says, the line’s already been crossed. She tells him not to joke this away. She thinks she’s made a lot of mistakes, and a kiss between them should mean a lot more than a distraction technique from the real issue of him and his meds. He says, it’s not a technique, and she says, the point is, he went on another bender. She doesn’t claim to be an expert here, but aside from the physical health concerns, alcohol can dull the effects of the medication. Even though he’s back on his meds, he could still be emotionally vulnerable until it kicks in. So what they were about to do would be wrong, just like it was wrong the other day. He says, what happened between them, that wasn’t drinking, and she says, no, but he was drinking heavily days before, and his body is readjusting to all the meds. That would explain what happened between them at the Haunted Star. Then Carly walked in on them. He says, what if he doesn’t want to explain it away? What if his drinking had nothing to do with what happened between them?

Finn says, something big is happening. Like what? Sam approaches them and says she’s sorry to interrupt, but have they spoken to Anna this morning? Elizabeth says, no, and Finn says he hasn’t spoken to her in a few days. Why? What’s going on? Sam says, she was in Europe, looking for Peter, and he’s gone. Elizabeth asks if he got away again, but Sam says, no. She means the other kind of gone; he’s dead. She knows she’s had a lot more time to process this, so she’ll say what they’re probably thinking. Peter has always managed to come back when they thought he was gone, but not this time. He’s finally dead, and he will never be able to hurt them, their families, or anyone else ever again.

Drew says, he knows it’s a lot to process about Peter’s death, but he thought Carly would be happy about Maxie. She says she is. She’s so happy Peter is dead. She just wishes Jason was here to see it. He says, Jason, his brother, and her… How would she describe Jason? She says, he was her person. He loved her unconditionally despite her many faults, and she loved him. She still loves him. Drew says, he died saving the lives of people he cared about. He set a course in motion that led to Peter’s downfall. He died a hero because that’s who he was. She says, he was certainly her hero. Always there when she needed him. She still needs him.

Sonny says, the medication and alcohol does explain the connection between him and Nina. They’re drawn to each other like a moth to a flame, and the night at the Haunted Star was a mistake for many reasons; the timing, hurting Carly. Then they talked that night at the chapel. He fell in love with Nina in Nixon Falls when he didn’t know who he was, and those feelings don’t just disappear. Maybe the silver lining is, they now finally get to unpack what they really mean to each other, without all the baggage and deception. She says she understands what he’s saying. They had all that baggage because she’s the one who created that. She described their love in Nixon Falls as pure, and it was, but that was only part of the story. The whole time, she was drowning in guilt. It was wrong of her to fall in love with him when he didn’t have his memory, just like it would be wrong if they explored anything between them when he’s so vulnerable. She goes to freshen up, and there’s a knock at the door. Frank says, there’s someone on the list to see him, and Dante comes to the door. He says, bad time?

Alexis says Shawn doesn’t sound very positive about that news. Should she be worried? Should she be updating her resumé? He says she knows how he keeps his cards close to his chest; it’s actually good news. The circulation for The Invader has actually increased. Aurora Media is downsizing its print division. They’re holding on to The Banner in Llannview for legacy reasons, but they’re divesting from their west coast news readers. She asks how this is affecting him, and he says he’s thinking of buying them up to expand The Invader’s reach. She says, that’s a huge deal; congratulations. He says, there’s just one catch. The offices are located in San Francisco, and he’d have to move there to make this work.

Harmony says, it’s good to see Monica, and Monica says, hopefully, Harmony can help Willow out with this birth certificate issue. Willow asks if they can use the living room, and Monica says, of course (🍷). Willow and Harmony go into the living room, and Monica asks Michael if he thinks Harmony will solve the mystery of the birth certificate. He says he doesn’t know. She’s been pretty evasive so far.

Willow says, Harmony mentioned on the phone that she has some news about Willow’s birth certificate, and Harmony says she does. Willow asks if everything is okay, and Harmony says, there’s something she needs to tell Willow.

Shawn tells Alexis that he’ll have to move his non-profit base of operations to San Francisco, at least for a while. Maybe someday, he can split his time between there and Port Charles. She says, it sounds like a wonderful opportunity. San Francisco’s a beautiful city. She’s so happy for him. He says, and yet, she doesn’t sound like she is, and she says, selfishly, she liked having him around again. She liked when they were rooming together; it was domestic and it was happy, like their happy little playing house. He says, like it would have been years ago, if he hadn’t screwed things up as a couple. She tells him, she didn’t say that, and he says, but she was thinking that. She says, they were good together… when they were good together. He tells her, he’d say they still are. He knows there are a million reasons for him to move to the west coast. He was just wondering if there was one better reason for him to stay.

Willow says, whatever it is, Harmony can tell her. She knows they’ve had their ups and downs, but she’s Harmony’s daughter; she’s here for her. Harmony says, she managed to find Willow’s birth certificate, and Willow asks, how? Harmony says she still has some connections in Claiborne County, and their record-keeping system is badly outdated, but she called in a few favors, and they’re going to send her a new copy of the birth certificate. Willow says, that’s great news, and hugs Harmony.

Elizabeth says, Peter’s dead? Is Sam absolutely sure? Sam says, according to Dante, yes. Anna saw Peter take his last breath. The WSB has possession of his body, did an autopsy, and they’re filing all of the paperwork. The reign of terror that Peter had is finally over. Finn asks if Elizabeth is okay, but she says she doesn’t know how to answer that. Peter was responsible for so much loss; Franco’s death and Jason’s death, all those months Maxie was kept away from her baby. It just feels like there should be something more. Finn agrees, and says, there’s certainly something appealing about Peter rotting in prison for the rest of his life, alone, knowing the world’s completely forgotten about him. At least there’s no possibility of escape this time. Elizabeth says she thought after all this time she’d feel some kind of closure. She’s relieved, but it doesn’t lessen what they lost. Sam says she knows how Elizabeth feels, and Elizabeth thanks her for telling them. She says, Sam doesn’t have to stick around, but Sam says, the way she sees it, her and Elizabeth had their lives significantly turned upside down in the past year and a half, but Jake and Danny are Jason’s sons, so they’re always going to be connected. Elizabeth sought her out when she found out Jason was marrying Carly, because she knew how Sam felt. What she’s trying to say is, she’ll always have Elizabeth’s back. Elizabeth thanks her, and says she’ll continue to have Sam’s. Sam says she’ll give them some private time, and leaves.

Drew says, he takes it things haven’t gotten any better between Carly and Sonny, and she says, it can’t get much worse than walking in on Sonny in bed with Nina; that was definitely a low point. And when she saw Sonny in bed with Nina, all she wanted to do was run to Jason. He had this way of making her feel like the world wasn’t going to end, even though the sky was falling. But she’s glad she ran into Drew. He has the same touch. He says he was worried he just made everything worse, considering they almost… They flash back to almost kissing, and she says, almost.

Nina is still in the bathroom, and Sonny invites Dante in. Dante says, he doesn’t know if anyone told Sonny, but Peter August is dead. Sonny says, really? and Dante says, he won’t be hurting anyone ever again. He wanted to let Sonny know before the news broke. He has to go to the Quartermaines, and let Monica and Michael know, unless Sonny wants to let Michael know. Sonny says, it’s better coming from Dante. Is he saying Anna took Peter out? Dante says, it was a team effort, and Sonny says, he’s going to check in with Anna; see what’s going on. Nina sees Dante is there, and stays hidden, and Dante says he’s not in any rush, and he knows Peter is the reason Jason is dead. So if Sonny wants to talk… Sonny says, he appreciates the offer, but he’s doing fine. Dante says, he’s not. Everything that’s going on with Carly, and his best friend that he’d normally confide this stuff in, isn’t here anymore. He’s not saying he’s Jason, but he’s here for Sonny. Sonny says he has nothing to talk about; he’s fine. He just wants to be left alone, that’s all. Dante asks if it’s a business problem, or is there another reason Sonny’s trying to get rid of him. Nina listens in.

Drew says, he and Carly made the right call stepping back that night. Whatever hole was drawing them together, he doesn’t want it to jeopardize their friendship. She says, they were both having a really bad night. She thought she’d spend the rest of her life with Sonny, and she’s sure he thought the same thing about Sam. And like that – she snaps her fingers – everything changed. He says, they’re not in the same boat; she and Sonny are married. She shows him the papers, and says, they’re getting a divorce. He says he’s sorry to hear that, and she says, her too. She feels like she didn’t have a choice. She kept asking Sonny over and over again to tell her what happened in Nixon Falls, and he just wouldn’t. He wanted to focus on the present, and she gets that, but when the truth came out, because it always does, she couldn’t believe how many secrets Sonny was keeping from her. Then when she walked in on him in bed with Nina, she had to choose herself. How could she be a good role model for Josslyn and Avery and Donna if she stayed in a marriage where she wasn’t respected? He says he can’t argue with any of that. So that’s it; it’s over? She says, they met with lawyers, and kept it as civilized as they could. They agreed, for Donna and Avery’s sake, they wanted to make it as seamless as possible, but they can’t really do that. Life is complicated. Her mouth drops open, and Drew asks, what is it? She says, she just realized. Does Sonny know Peter is dead? Does he have any idea the man who killed Jason is gone?

Dante says, Sonny should know by now, he can’t push Dante away that easy. He’s seen this before. He knows what it is, and knows walking away would be a bad idea. Sonny says, Dante is right. He shouldn’t have snapped at him like that. He had a bad day yesterday. He met with Carly and the attorneys to hammer out the divorce, and it didn’t go very well, so he’s embarrassed to say, he went out and had a lot of drinks, and he feels like hell today. He’s hung over. No big mystery. Some other time, they can have coffee and talk. Dante says he didn’t now Sonny and Carly were doing divorce proceedings. He’s sorry about that. He loves Sonny, and he’ll check in later. Call if he needs anything. Dante leaves, and Nina comes out. She thanks Sonny for not telling Dante she was here. She doesn’t feel like answering a bunch of questions. He says, she doesn’t owe anybody any explanations, and she says she’s just curious. Why didn’t he tell Dante that she was here? He doesn’t say anything, and she says, right. That’s just proof the kiss was a mistake.

Willow tells Harmony, she’s glad the answer was so simple. She was going crazy; it was like she didn’t exist. Harmony says, the way she raised Willow, it’s her fault, but Willow says, Harmony is a seeker. She asks the big questions, and sincerely wants to find a better way to live, a better way to be in the world. And the underlying impulses are good ones, even if some of the outcomes have been horrible and difficult. Harmony says she’s sorry if this process dredged up some memories of the past, but Willow says, that’s all it is now; the past. She’s glad they can move on together. She takes Harmony’s hand.

Alexis says, she’ll give Shawn two reasons; TJ and Molly. He says, TJ is a full-grown man, and his son wasn’t what he was talking about, and she knows that. When they reconnected last year, it felt like fate. She says, it did? and he says, it felt like they were given a do-over in their relationship, without repeating the same mistakes. She helped him get out of jail; now he’s helping her get some purpose back in life. They’re helping each other get back on track. They care about each other. So is he right? Has there been something bubbling up to the surface in the last few months? She says she hadn’t really thought about it, and he says, liar. She says, does she want him in her life? Absolutely. 100%. But when Neil died, a part of her shut down, and she’s not sure how to turn it back on again. He says, but she’d like to, right? when Sam comes to the door. Shawn says he’ll get Alexis those reports, and greets Sam on his way out. Sam says she hopes she wasn’t interrupting anything.

Finn tells Elizabeth that he doesn’t talk about it much, but he knows better than anyone, you don’t get over losing your spouse. It took him a long, long time to make peace with Rieko’s death. There may be a path forward for her, where she can hang onto the good Franco memories, and keep them with her, and at the same time keep the trauma of his death in the past. She says, if only it was that simple. She hasn’t told him what’s been going on with her, and Franco.

Michael asks, what’s the good word? and Willow says, her mom was able to track down her birth certificate. It should be arriving soon. Harmony says she should get going, and Willow opens the door. Dante is on the porch, and Michael asks what he’s doing here. Dante says he wanted to talk to Michael, and Harmony says she doesn’t need to be here for this, and leaves. Willow says she imagines Dante is here to talk about Sonny and Carly; she’ll give them some privacy. Dante says, actually, she should stay, and Monica as well. It involves all of them. He wanted to be the one person to tell them that Peter is dead. He’ll never hurt anyone again.

Drew tells Carly that he has no idea if Sonny knows about Peter. He’s been kind of busy getting debriefed by the Bureau. Carly hates the thought of looking at Sonny right now, but Jason’s family. She should be the one to tell him that Jason’s death was avenged. He says, if she wants some back-up, he’s happy to go with her. She looks at the family photo again, and he says, or he could break it to Sonny himself and take it off her plate.

Nina says, Peter’s dead? She can’t believe it. He made so many people miserable. What happens now that the horrible nightmare is over; it’s ended. He says, what usually follows an ending is a new beginning, and she says she should go. He grabs her arm, and says, she doesn’t have to go now, but she says she does. Whatever happens next, she hopes he considers cutting down on his drinking, or not drink at all. He deserves to have a clear mind when he figures out what he wants to do next. He says he’ll think about it because he believes he owes her that much, but she says, he doesn’t owe her anything. She touches his face, and says, he owes it to himself.

Finn says, so there was more to this besides the ring. Why didn’t Elizabeth say anything? She says, because she felt like she was imagining things, and he says, but it’s real. Tell him. She says, it was Valentine’s Day. She’d decided to donate the dress she wore when she married Franco. She wasn’t going to wear it again, and it had just been hanging in her closet in a garment bag. When the bag was opened, the dress was torn to shreds. She knows all of this seems so random on a case by case basis, but when you combine the ring, the dress, and this card… He says, it’s a pattern. She shouldn’t dismiss that. She says, she just feels like someone is doing this deliberately, and he asks if she’s sure the boys aren’t upset about them and acting out. She says, Cameron is so happy with Josslyn and PCU, his heart is not in a destructive place. He says, Jake and Aiden, and she says, she asked both of them, and they both insist they had nothing to do with the ring. She knows when her boys are lying, and she doesn’t think they are. She guesses she could ask them again. Finn’s phone dings, and he says he has to check on a patient. He’ll see her back at the house. It’s going to be okay.

Alexis asks if Peter’s death gave Sam any closure, and Sam says, closure and relief. Not only for herself, for the entire city, including Alexis. Peter was the one who gaslit Alexis into thinking Franco was a threat to her. Alexis says, she was drunk when she assaulted Dante, and can’t blame Peter for that. Prison, unfortunately, was a wake-up call that she needed to be sober. Sam says, then she reunited with Shawn. How are things going between the two of them? Alexis says, they’re just good friends. He’s also her boss, so anything beyond that would be inappropriate anyway. Sam says she can accept that, even though Alexis is the happiest Sam’s seen her since Neil died. And the way he died was so sudden and unexpected. Alexis pulled herself together, and keeps moving forward. Neil would want her happy. As a matter-of-fact, Sam thinks Shawn was probably the most stable relationship Alexis has been a part of since Sam’s known her. Alexis says, it’s a pretty low bar she’s set, and Sam says, true, but can’t Shawn be Alexis’s confidante, and not Harmony with all her baggage? She knows Alexis said she was giving Harmony a second chance, but has she really changed?

Harmony sits with the shady guy at Charlie’s, and he says, sorry. That seat’s taken. She says, yeah, by her. She’s seen him handle some shady business here and in the alley. Word on the street is, he’s good at forging documents. He says, maybe. What’s it to her? She says, how good is he at forging a birth certificate?

Elizabeth calls Betsy, and says, she knows it’s been a while. She got Betsy’s card, and has some news she thinks Betsy wants to hear. Is there any way she can come to town and talk in person?

Sam says, she freely admits that Harmony has gone above and beyond to redeem herself. She did help them track down Drew, but there is so much history between her and their family. Alexis says, they’ve been through this, and she appreciates it and understands, but she’s going to stop Sam her. Shawn is her friend, and Harmony has been her friend. She cares about both of them. That’s why she’s so grateful that Sam and the girls, including Shawn (I swear, she said it that way) are accepting the possibility that she may have changed.

Harmony gives a wad of money to shady guy, who says, it’s a pleasure doing business with her. He’ll be in touch when he has something. He leaves, and Harmony gets up. She turns around to see Shawn.

Michael says, this is a long time coming. To Jason. He, Willow, Dante, and Monica lift their glasses, and he says, and to all the people not here to see the justice they deserved. They clink glasses, and say, to Jason. Michael says, now they’ll be able to focus on putting all the people whose lives were torn apart by Peter, back together again.

Sonny says, he’ll think about cutting back for his own well-being, and wants to let Nina know it means a lot that she cares. She says she should know better, but she can’t seem to help herself. Sonny opens the door, and Carly and Drew are there.

On Monday, Shawn tells Harmony to watch her step, Alexis asks if Diane doesn’t trust her judgement, Elizabeth wonders if Jake is trying to tell her something, and Drew says he and Nina aren’t going to talk about Carly.

😲 Oh No She Didn’t…

How dare Kelly shade Queen LVP, she who can do no wrong?

👠 A Question Of Loyalty…

Has Dolores seen the show? Teresa isn’t a runner? Since when? Storming off is one of her specialties.

👶🏻 Boo Hoo…

Apparently, someone told Heather this was a sorority.

🧂 Skipping Mary…

Nothing really newsworthy, but amusing.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1320637/see-the-exact-moment-the-rhoslc-cast-learns-mary-cosbys-skipping-the-season-2-reunion

💵 No Accounting…

At least it tips her toward less boring.

💔 Not the Bubbas…

Let’s see. She doesn’t get along with his best friend and business partner, and she’s a go-getter while he’s unambitious AF. And no one saw it coming?

Katie Maloney: Did She Just Announce That She’s Divorcing Tom Schwartz?

🐕‍🦺 All About That Dog…

The article says, everybody was astonished at what the dogs could do, but I’ve had German Shepherds, and I can vouch for the fact they’re no dummies.

https://ew.com/movies/dog-co-director-reid-carolin/

👑 Quotes of the Week

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. – Booker T. Washington

Never be limited by other people’s limited imaginations. – Dr. Mae Jemison, first African-American female astronaut

I have learned over the years that when one’s mind is made up, this diminishes fear. – Rosa Parks

For to be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others. – Nelson Mandela

Racism isn’t born, folks, it’s taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. – Dennis Leary

I am lucky that whatever fear I have inside me, my desire to win is always stronger.Serena Williams

If they don’t give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair. – Shirley Chisholm

Life has two rules: number 1, never quit! Number 2, always remember rule number one. – Duke Ellington

Black history isn’t a separate history. This is all of our history, this is American history, and we need to understand that. It has such an impact on kids and their values and how they view black people. – Karyn Parsons

True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost. – Arthur Ashe

A man without knowledge of himself and his heritage is like a tree without roots. – Dick Gregory

The soul that is within me no man can degrade. – Frederick Douglass

☁️ Drifting To Dreamland…

See you at Deadtime, but until then, stay safe, stay supporting equality for all, and stay not saying, I found your birth certificate, when what you really mean is, you’re not my biological daughter.

February 22, 2022 – Shootout Near Versteckte Wiese, Going Down the Shore, Jenkinson’s & Magic

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Sitting in her office, Carly looks at the Valentine’s Day card Donna and Avery made her. There’s a knock at the door, and Rebecca comes in. She says she reviewed Carly’s list for the divorce settlement; it’s a really short list. Carly says she just wants this divorce over and done with, but Rebecca says she has rights, and if Carly wants to fight for them, she’s here to get her everything she wants and deserves. Carly says she appreciates that, but like she told Rebecca, she and Sonny went through a divorce before, and it was brutal. She doesn’t want to repeat that experience, and wants it over as painlessly as possible. Rebecca says, it’s her call, but she hates to see Carly walk away from what could be a massive win. She has the leverage to get the lion’s share of the assets, and primary custody to boot. Carly says, that won’t be necessary, when Sonny walks in with his lawyer Malcolm. Carly sees he and Rebecca know each other, and Rebecca says she was hoping for someone less formidable, but she’s not surprised. Malcolm says, now that all parties are present, shall we begin negotiations?

Esme says, that’s why Trina was at Laura’s on Valentine’s Day. Laura gave her Spence’s gift, didn’t she? Trina says, it wasn’t a Valentine’s gift; the day was just a coincidence. No big deal. Esme says she knows. Spence told her that he got Trina something. Josslyn says, did he? and Esme says, of course (🍷). Spence tells her everything. Josslyn says, Spencer tells her everything? Is she sure? Or is that explanation as fake as the rest of her?

Yohan meets Victor at the Pier 55, the only pier in Port Charles. Victor is looking at his phone, and Yohan asks if the weather app says the heat wave is going to continue. Victor says, never mind that. Any news on their boy? Yohan says he’s not going to like it, and Victor says, what he doesn’t like are these pointless conversations. It’s too hot to play games; spit it out. Sam listens from around the corner. Hmm… I wonder if the weather thing has to do with the Ice Princess.

Laura comes out of the hospital elevator with assistant Eileen. Laura thanks her for taking care of this; she knows Eileen is swamped. Eileen says, it’s no problem, and besides, it gives her a chance to get out of her office. Laura sees Robert, and asks if he’s heard anything about the search for Peter and Maxie. He says, Anna, Drew, and Dante are still in Europe, following up on that clue Maxie left. However, there’s been a complication. Eileen listens in.

Drew, Anna, and Dante shoot at the house, but Dante says they can’t cover Drew from here. Anna tells them, stop, and yells that Peter can’t escape. The WSB has this location, and back-up is en route. Don’t make this any worse than it already is. Give yourself up.

Maxie runs to the road and waves her arms at an oncoming car, yelling for them to stop. Felicia jumps out (quell surprise!), and hugs Maxie.

Rebecca says, her client has no interest in prolonging these proceedings, nor does she wish to go to court. Once they have a final agreement, she’ll draw up documents for their review and signature. Listed here are the couples’ join assets, including bank accounts and insurance policies. She hands Malcolm some papers, and he says they need to review it, since they have their own lists of shared assets. She says she’s sure they do. She’s going to make this short and simple for them. Mrs. Corinthos waives all claims to anything she and Mr. Corinthos shared. Malcolm asks if she’s sure about that. She’s entitled to half of everything she shared with her husband. Carly says she’s sure. She has her own money; she doesn’t need Sonny’s. Rebecca says her client has one stipulation in regard to shared assets. She’d like to retain the main residence. Sonny says, that’s not happening. She abandoned him. He’s not going to let her take the house.

Esme says she came here, heart on her sleeve, ready to make up for any misunderstandings or hurt feelings between her and Trina, and Josslyn responds by attacking her? Josslyn says, Esme has apologized before. Made big speeches about wanting to start over, to get along, to bond with them because they’re Spencer’s friends, and he means everything to her. She says all the right things, but her follow-through is always lacking, so how is this time any different? Trina says, Joss… but Josslyn says, anyone can apologize, but it only counts when you mean it. Esme says Josslyn never misses a chance to attack her, and Josslyn says, oh please. Esme would know if she was attacking her. She’s simply stating facts. Everything Esme does is calculated to get what she wants. Like right now, playing the victim. Esme says she’s not playing the victim, and Josslyn says, if she’s sincere about her change of heart, then tell the truth for once in her life.

Victor tells Yohan that he’s received the latest message from their contact. He said he had a location for August; did he say exactly where? Yohan says, it was too vague. He’s supposed to get back to Yohan with more specifics. Victor says, he hasn’t, which probably means August has given him the slip. No more intermediaries. Yohan is going to have to find August, and he’ll have to deal with Peter personally. Sam films their conversation, and Victor says, Faison couldn’t be trusted, and neither can his son. Sam starts to leave, and makes a noise. She freezes.

Robert tells Laura that he got a text from Felicia. She’s in Switzerland. She got a commercial flight to Geneva at the same time Anna, Drew, and Dante left. Laura says she guesses Felicia has invited herself along on the search for her daughter. She’s sure it’s against WSB protocol, but doesn’t blame her. He says he’s known certain people to break the protocol rules on occasion, and she says, if someone she loves is in jeopardy, absolutely. He says he sympathizes with Felicia. He knows the compulsion to be hands-on, and step up for your child. No one was asking her to sit on her hands, and allow a bunch of faceless bureaucrats run the investigation. She knows Anna is the best in the business, and she’s also got Drew and Dante as back-up. Laura asks if he thinks Felicia should have stayed out of it entirely, and he says, there’s enough danger up there for everyone. The fact that she took off the way she did, his brother is now worried sick, when he should be concentrating on recovery.

Anna yells for Peter to send Maxie out; she knows he doesn’t want her harmed. Drew yells for them to cover him. Two… one… Dante and Anna shoot, while Drew runs toward the house. Dante asks, how long until the WSB back-up arrives? and Anna says, too long. They can’t wait. Peter’s going to be gone. They have to take the house.

Maxie says, they have to go; Peter is hunting her. She and Felicia get in the car, and Maxie tells her to follow this road. They can get to the Autobahn where they’ll be safe. Felicia suggests going back to the village, but Maxie says, no. They might run into Peter. They move forward.

Drew comes back, and says, in order to take down the house, he’s going to need Anna and Dante to fire at the building from opposite sides, but Anna says, they can’t risk shooting Maxie. Drew says he gets that. Just avoid the windows, fire as low as possible toward the ground. Dante says they’ll check the front door, and Anna starts to shoot. Drew goes around the other side of house to the door, and Dante joins him. They kick in the door.

Maxie asks how Felicia found her, and Felicia says, Anna received a call from a woman a rest stop who found Maxie’s earring, and the message Maxie left on the mirror. Anna, Drew, and Dante came out here to find her, and they’re coordinating with the WSB. Felicia wanted come, but Anna thought it would be too dangerous for her, so she flew separately. Maxie asks how Felicia found her, and Felicia says, she remembered what Peter said when she told him that she couldn’t come to the wedding. He said his favorite place on earth was a farm in Switzerland near a tiny village. It took her forever to remember the name of it, but then it came to her; versteckte Wiese. Maxie says she’s amazing, and asks if she told Anna. Felicia says, no. She didn’t want to distract Anna. She figured if she found Peter, she’d call it in, but she didn’t have the time. By the time she landed in Geneva, she rented this car, but the road is so windy and dark, she got lost. Maxie says, thank goodness she did. She’d just run away from Peter and found the road. She flagged down the first pair of lights she saw. She’s glad it was Felicia. If they make it to the Autobahn, they’ll be safe. They look behind them, and a car is following.

Yohan takes out his gun, and looks around, but finds nothing. He tells Victor, clear, and comes out. He says, maybe it was a cat; they live around here. Victor says, a very swift and silent kitty that certainly doesn’t belong here. Never mind. They have more important issues to deal with. Yohan knows what to do. Yohan says he’ll take care of everything. He leaves, and Victor looks around, seeing a small pile of garbage, empty soda bottles and chip bags.

Esme says, Spence told her that he got Trina a gift because she’s been a good friend to him, and Josslyn asks what he got her. Trina asks if they can let this go; the gift was nothing. Josslyn says, it was not nothing, and Esme knows it. Esme says she’s confused. How could she be lying about knowing Spence gave Trina a gift when she knows he gave her a gift? Why could she lie about it, and why would Josslyn care? Josslyn says she’d love not to care. She would love to ignore Esme’s existence, but she keeps popping up with some plan for a weekend getaway or some explanation that whatever happened was her fault, or some apology she doesn’t mean. It’s all an act, and it’s getting tired. Esme says, it’s not an act. She’s trying to make up for the hurtful things she did to Josslyn and Trina, and she’s trying to own up to them. She’s trying to build bridges between them. Can Josslyn say the same?

Sonny says he’s going to fight for what’s his. He’s not going to let Carly take his house. Rebecca says, Sonny has properties in Port Charles and elsewhere, including a private casino in Puerto Rico and a penthouse at the Harbor View Towers. Her client is seeking solely to retain the lakeside property. He asks why her should give up his house. That’s where Donna and Avery live. It’s their home. They’ve known the house forever. He tells Carly that she doesn’t want to do that to them, and Rebecca says, this is a sticking point. Carly says, there are no sticking points. He wants the house, he can have the house. Rebecca asks if she’s sure, and she says she is. Donna is going to have two separate homes anyway. Rebecca says, if that’s settled, let’s move on to the custody of Donna Corinthos.

Eileen tells Robert that they’re meeting with several hospital positions and staff about a public health initiative, and Robert says, there’s no need for them to be here. Clearly they’ve got a lot of work to do, and Eileen says, that’s what she wanted to tell Laura. It’s been delayed. Laura asks, until when? and Eileen tells her, the techs didn’t say. Laura asks her to get a definite time and she leaves.  

Rebecca says, her client is seeking joint custody of Donna, and requests Donna reside with her, but Sonny says, that’s not happening. Malcolm says, his client agrees to joint custody, but since his client is keeping the house, they believe the child’s primary residence should be with her father. Rebecca says, her client is willing to have a flexible visitation arrangement; however, given how little she’s asked with regard to the shared assets, surely his client can see it’s in the child’s best interest to make her mother’s home her primary residence. Sonny says, in the hotel? and Carly says, the hotel is temporary and he knows that. Rebecca says, Donna belongs with her mother, and Malcolm says, Mr. Corinthos does not want to keep his wife from their daughter. It’s a matter of the child’s welfare. Mr. Corinthos has another daughter, Avery Corinthos, who is not the biological daughter of Mrs. Corinthos. As such, Mr. Corinthos will retain custody of Avery Corinthos, along with her mother Ava Cassadine. Carly will no longer have any legal claim to her, if she ever did. If Donna remains with Carly, the sisters will be separated. With all the changes these children are going to go through, is it really in their best interest to keep the sisters apart? Mr. Corinthos informs him that they’re very close. Rebecca tells Carly that she’d said there were no sticking points. What does she want to do?

Josslyn says she doesn’t care about building bridges with Esme. They’re not friends and never will be, as long as Esme keeps manipulating the people Josslyn cares about, and that includes Spencer. Josslyn looks forward to the day when he finally sees through Esme. Until then, if Esme wants friends, try honesty. Esme says, Josslyn doesn’t believe her, that’s her problem. Trina accepted her apology, didn’t she? Trina says she did, and Esme says, that’s all she needs, and thanks Trina for being so understanding. Trina says, you’re welcome… I think, and Josslyn says, Trina only accepted Esme’s apology because she wants to be done with her. Esme says, or maybe, unlike Josslyn, Trina thinks it’s best for them to be friends because they’re all friends with Spence. Trina says she’s still here, and Josslyn says, Spencer is being a selfish ass. He insists Esme is his girlfriend, and he’s all about her, but that gift he got Trina was a book of workings by her favorite artist, Richard Molyneux. Trina mentioned he was her favorite artist to Spencer, and he remembered. Obviously, he cares what Trina thinks. Trina says, it’s not that deep, but Josslyn says, Spencer never told Esme that he got such a thoughtful gift for another woman. If Esme wants to build bridges, own up to how mad that makes her, and what this whole act of contrition is really about.

Sam comes into the hospital, and says, good. Laura’s here. Laura asks, what’s going on? and Sam says she was coming to see Robert, but she’s hoping Laura can help her too. Robert asks what she needs, and Sam says she’s working on a case, and needs some background information on a subject. Eileen eavesdrops, and Laura says, and Sam’s subject would be? Sam says, Victor Cassadine.  

Drew and Dante have a shootout in the house with Kreger and another guy. The other guy falls, and so does Kreger. Drew tells Kreger, hands up and drop the gun. Kreger puts the gun down, and Drew tells Dante to cover Kreger while he goes around back. He leaves, and Anna comes in. She says, Kreger? and Dante says, that’s him. She asks, where’s Peter? and Kreger says, he’s not here.

Felicia wonders if they should pull over and let the car pass, but Maxie says, no. They can’t risk it; it could be Peter. The car behind them begins to speed up, and Maxie tells Felicia, look out. Felicia swerves.

Carly shakes her head, and Sonny says, he and Carly need to speak in private without lawyers present. Rebecca advises against it, but Carly says she can talk to Sonny privately; she’s fine. Rebecca says they’ll be outside if they’re needed, and she and Malcolm leave. Carly says, she wants Donna to live with her, and Sonny says, so he doesn’t get to see his daughter? She says, he can see Donna as much as he wants and as often, but Donna belongs with her mother. Sonny says he can’t imagine living in their home without his daughter, and Carly says, she can’t imagine losing Avery. She loves Avery like her own. She raised Avery from birth. He says he thought they were going to do this divorce quicky, to spare the kids pain. He doesn’t want a custody fight. She says she doesn’t either. They can handle this like adults, but they have to be realistic. The girls are going to be hurt no matter how civilized they are He says, Avery is already losing Carly. he doesn’t want to separate the girls because of them. She says, not them. Him. This path was set in motion because he decided to sleep with Nina.

Esme says, hypothetically, someone finding out their boyfriend bought a nice gift for someone else, of course (🍷) it would make anyone mad. Josslyn asks if that’s an admission. Does it make Esme upset that Spencer has such a connection with Trina? Trina says Josslyn is exaggerating. She and Spencer don’t have a connection. Esme says, the only thing that makes her mad is Josslyn going at her, when all she wanted was to make things right. At least she can say she tried. She gets up and goes to the counter, and Trina says, what the hell? Josslyn says, she’s not going to let Esme and Spencer keep playing these mind games, and Trina says, fine, but next time, leave her name out of it. Esme flashes back to planting the camera to film Josslyn and Cameron in bed, and takes her phone out.   

Drew tells Anna, the back is clear. No sign of Maxie or Peter. Dante checks other guy’s pulse, and says, this guy is dead. He asks if he’s a friend of Kreger’s and Kreger says, he came to apprehend Peter August, and Anna says, he fired at them. Kreger says, they fired at him, so naturally, he returned fire. Anna asks if this friend of his is cleared for the WSB ops, and he says, he was a local freelancer who sometimes provided assistance. He groans in pain, and tells them call an ambulance. He needs medical assistance. Anna says, in a minute, and she picks up his gun. He says, this is ridiculous. He’s on their side. She says, save it. He’s either working for Peter, and stayed behind to delay them, or… Drew says, or someone else sent him after Peter. Kreger says, he was working in his capacity as a WSB agent. The gunfight was a tragic case of friendly fire. Anna says, she can’t waste more time with this. They have to go after Peter. Drew asks what she wants to do about Kreger, and she says, the WSB is en route. Dante says, he’ll make sure Kreger gets to them, and he’ll catch up. Anna tells him, take care, and leaves with Drew.  

Eileen listens as Robert says, the world would be a much nicer place if Victor had stayed dead. He asks what Sam needs, and Laura goes over to Eileen. She asks what Eileen found out about the meeting, and Eileen says, it’s been canceled; patient’s emergency. Laura asks her to reschedule it for tomorrow, and after that, she can go home. Eileen thanks her and leaves, and Laura asks Sam what Victor it up to now. Sam says, Anna asked her to look into him while she’s in Europe looking for Maxie and Peter. Laura says, Anna told her that she believes Victor helped Peter escape, and she’s inclined to agree. Sam shows Laura her phone, and says, she took this picture on the pier. Does she know the guy with Victor? Robert joins them, and says, that’s the bruiser who was with Victor the night of Luke’s memorial. Sam asks if Victor introduced him, and Laura says he did; Yohan. Robert says he’s going to get in touch with a friend at the WSB, send him a photograph, along with Yohan’s name, and they’ll put up a full identification kit. They’ll bring him in immediately and get to Victor. He steps away, and Laura asks if Sam was able to overhear any of the conversation. Sam says, Victor wanted to know about an associate of theirs who was looking for Peter, but the associate fell off the radar, and Victor was really mad about it. Laura says, it sounds like he and Peter are at odds again. She wonders how that will affect them.

The car has hit a pole (out in the middle of nowhere) and steam comes out of the crumpled hood. Felicia seems unconscious, and Maxie tells her not to move. She’ll lead Peter away from them. Felicia weakly says, no, but Maxie gets out of the car. She yells if Peter wants her, he’ll have to come and get her, and jets into the woods. Peter runs after her.

Sonny says Carly is right. He made mistakes. He hurt her, and it should have never happened. She says, not just her, their entire family. Their children, who think of each other as siblings, and now they’re being broken up into his kids and hers. Everything they had together is gone. He says, she’s the one giving up, not him, and she laughs. He says, maybe they can fix this. It will take some time… She says, it’s too late for that, but he says, they owe it to Donna and Avery to try. Carly says she thinks it’s a little late to worry about the girls being collateral damage because that’s already happened. As much as they wanted to be the couple they were before Nixon Falls, what Nina set in motion changed them. He says, what if there’s a way to keep Donna and Avery together and keep Avery in her life? and she tells him, she’d say that’s wishful thinking, but he says, just hear him out. Aside from what’s happened, she’s a great mom. She says, and she thinks he’s an amazing dad, and he says, so what if they stay together. They lose the romantic part of the marriage. They’re still Donna and Avery’s parents, and live under one roof for the kids. What does she say?

Josslyn asks if Trina is mad at her, and Trina says, what does she think? She cares more about getting over on Esme than she does about Trina or her feelings. Josslyn says, that’s not true, and Trina says she’s never judged Josslyn on how she feels about Esme. That’s between Josslyn and Esme, just like Trina’s relationship with Spencer is between her and him. Josslyn says, she gets it, but what about Spencer and Esme’s relationship? On one hand, Spencer is giving Trina this special gift, and on the other hand, he’s still calling Esme his girlfriend. Trina says she doesn’t care, and neither should Josslyn. So stay out of it. Trina’s phone dings, and Josslyn says, important? Trina says it’s a text from a guy in her European History study group, telling her the time changed, so she needs to get ready to go. Josslyn says she’s really sorry if she took things too far. She just wants what’s best for Trina. Trina says she has a really funny way of showing it. Josslyn just made things worse for her. Josslyn asks, how? and Trina says, she has to ask? Think hard; real hard. Trina leaves the table, and Josslyn’s phone rings. It’s Avery, and Josslyn asks, what’s wrong? She tells Avery, hold on; she can’t hear her. She goes outside, and Esme takes two phones out of her purse, switches the case from one to the other, and smiles.

Sam asks if Laura has heard from Anna, but Laura says, nothing yet; what about Dante? Sam says, no. It makes sense though. They’re out searching for Maxie. If there’s something to tell them, they’ll share it. Robert comes back, and says, his contact came through. Victor’s goon is Yohan Bower. Before he came to Port Charles, he was in Austria, specifically Innsbruck. Laura asks when he was there, and Robert says, just before Christmas. Laura says, he was in the same area where Luke’s accident was. Or his supposed accident.

Maxie comes to some stairs at some kind of industrial building, and hears a gunshot. She stops, and Peter comes out of the woods, gun drawn. He says, the choice is simple. Come back with him now or he’ll shoot her where she stands.

Carly says she wishes more than anything to avoid hurting Donna and Avery what proposing, them living under the same roof and pretending, it’s not possible. He asks, why not? and she says, because she wants Donna and Avery to see a loving healthy relationship between them, and that’s not what they are anymore, and he knows this. She wipes some tears away, and says, so the girls are going to get hurt. They’re resilient, and they’re going to get through it. Please… Sonny… He says, if that’s the way it has to be, that’s the way it has to be. Donna can live with her and she can have the house, and he’ll move into the penthouse. She thanks him, and he tells the lawyers to come back in. Rebecca asks if they settled everything, and Carly says, yes. She and Sonny have reached an agreement. She can draw up the divorce papers.

After playing musical phones, Esme puts a phone back in her purse. Trina comes back and sits down, and Esme smiles. Josslyn comes back in, and says, sorry; Avery was having a crisis. She lost one of her favorite pink markers, Josslyn told her to check in her toy box, and big sister Josslyn was right. Crisis passed with Avery. What about Trina? Trina says, the study group texted and she has to go, and Josslyn says she’s really sorry. Can Trina just tell her they’re good. Trina says, they’re fine. She’s got to go. She leaves, and Esme says, Trina left in a hurry. Is everything okay? Josslyn tells her, don’t pretend to care, and Esme says she knows Josslyn was just defending Trina. She hopes Trina appreciates it. Esme leaves, and when she gets outside, she looks at the video of Josslyn and Cameron. She looks around, and says, almost showtime.

Robert asks what Laura means by supposed accident, and Laura tells him, she had suspicions about the circumstances surrounding Luke’s death from the beginning, but she didn’t say anything because she didn’t have anything but a gut feeling. Robert says, her gut feeling hasn’t failed her in the past. She should have brought it to him. She says she is now, and Sam asks what Laura suspects. Laura says she doesn’t think it’s a coincidence that Victor resurfaced around the same time Luke died, and the Ice Princess was stolen; it’s all connected. Luke’s death was not an accident, and Victor was behind it.

Victor wanders around the pier, and Eileen arrives. He says, well? and she says, they’ve got a problem. He says, tell him something he doesn’t know. What is it this time? She says, Sam McCall, Robert Scorpio, and Laura Collins are getting too close.

Dante pulls over the coffee table, and sits on the end. Kreger asks, how long before the ambulance comes? and Dante says he doesn’t know anything about an ambulance. Kreger whines that Dante shot him, and Dante says, Kreger shot at him first; that’s self-defense. Kreger says Dante overreacted with deadly force. He was only acting on his own initiative. Dante says, about that. Did he think he’d beat Anna and Drew here, and maybe it puts him in line for the next promotion for bringing in Peter August? Kreger says, that’s right, and Dante bets they’re going to find out Kreger sold himself to someone, and that employer didn’t want him to hurt Drew. Kreger says, not true, and Dante asks why he didn’t take a shot at Drew. Kreger and his boy both had a clear shot. They could have taken him out or immobilized him. At least they didn’t do that. Why?

Peter says he doesn’t have much time. Someone picked up his trail. Now climb back up here. Now. She tells him to hear her. She’d rather die than go one more step with him. So go ahead and pull the trigger, but when he does, that’s the end of telling himself there’s one shred of good in him, or that he can turn his life around. If he’s going to kill her because she doesn’t love him, admit he was a monster. He says, she was supposed to save him. Instead, she abandoned him. This is all her fault. He aims gun at Maxie, but Felicia comes up behind him, and knocks him in the head with something. He falls and tumbles down to where the bottom of the stairs are, the gun flying out of his hand. He’s out cold.

Tomorrow, Lucy wants to talk to Nina about Sasha; Austin says, all that matters is Maxie getting home safely; Mac says, that’s a good question; and Sonny says, it’s not good for anyone.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

When we last left Jackie’s keg party, Dolores was getting in Jackie’s face about being a good friend to Jennifer. In Frank’s interview, he said, when Dolores went into a rage, she needed to be separated from the other person or she’d do something she’d regret. Apparently, Dolores had been quite the scrapper back in the day, even biting through another girl’s finger. Dolores told Jennifer that if she didn’t think Dolores was being a friend, don’t talk to Jackie about it; talk to her. In Jackie’s interview, she said, the reason Dolores was coming for her was because she was the first one with the balls to call Dolores out on her bullsh*t. Dolores shouldn’t be pretending to be good friends with Jennifer when she wasn’t, and Jackie wasn’t scared of her. In Dolores’s interview, she said she was going through an emotional wringer, and everyone could go f*** themselves. She knew she backed every one of them. Marge said she didn’t want to have an issue with Jennifer, but it was Jennifer’s double-standard that irritated her. Jennifer had crucified Marge for having an affair, and called her slutty. Jennifer admitted she’d gone after Marge too much, and in Jennifer’s interview, she said she realized the way Marge had been boasting about the affair was a trigger for her. What if the girl Bill cheated on her with had been bragging about it? Dolores said Jackie had been questioning her friendship with Jackie, and if Jackie needed her, she’d be there, but she thought Jackie was going to be okay. In her interview, Jackie said Dolores brushed off everyone’s feelings. When Jackie had been going through the thing with the rumors, she wasn’t okay. She was going down a dangerous path with her eating disorder. A real friend didn’t assume you’d be fine. Jennifer said she’d just been protecting Bill, and wouldn’t be surprised if her in-laws thought she was a bad wife. In Marge’s interview, she said she and Jennifer were further apart than she’d realized. Jennifer had been brainwashed into believing women were to blame for men’s behavior. If he had an affair, the wife and other woman were to blame. Somehow it turned all good, and Melissa invited everyone down the shore. The guys and Traci syphoned beer out of the keg. Melissa said they’d continue the party at her shore house.

Jackie went to the Renfrew treatment center to get help for her eating disorder. A staff member asked her a bunch of questions, one of which was why she was seeking help now. She said her kids were getting older and noticing things. In her interview, Jackie said she’d been overweight in high school, and when she got to college, she wanted to be thin. When she got thin, people paid attention. She told the woman that she ate three regular meals a week, and mostly lettuce otherwise. She was worried about not getting enough nutrients. The woman said Jackie would have to see her doctor and have him run some tests before she could start treatment. They had to make sure her body was okay. Jackie was always cold and her heart rate was slow. They couldn’t rule out a heart issue until she was seen by her doctor. Jackie said she was scared now.

Dolores met Frank, Gabby, and Frank Jr. for dinner. The kids were going to be living with their dad full time for the first time, so she wanted to have a family meeting. Dolores told Frank, no sleepovers, which prompted Frank to talk inappropriately, teasing Dolores and grossing out Frank Jr. and Gabby. Frank said, family was the most important thing to him, and he wouldn’t let his life take priority. In his interview, he said he was getting older, and this was a temporary place. He knew it wasn’t going to be his last homestead. He and Dolores had divorced when Dolores was pregnant with Frank Jr. This was a great opportunity, since he’d never lived with both kids at the same time in the same house. Dolores said she just wanted to be alone and chill, and Frank asked what was going on with David. Dolores said they’d grown apart, and she’d had time alone to wonder what she wanted. It was the end of the road for them. There was a lack of communication, and he didn’t meet her halfway, not even a little of the way sometimes. There was nowhere else for them to go. Everybody felt bad, since David had gotten close with the family, but Dolores assured them that he’d still be around. In her interview, Dolores said she’d brought David into their lives, but she wasn’t taking him out just because they didn’t work out. Pretty soon she can open a home for old husbands and boyfriends.

Everyone packed for the shore, and I reminisced about doing that before I moved here. Their shore is Tom’s River, but to me, that’s inland. I don’t consider it the shore unless it’s along the ocean. Melissa told Joe #2 not to try and get everybody drunk. She didn’t want puking in the bathroom. Dolores and Frank went to their own place, and Marge was staying at Jennifer’s house. Jackie told Bill that she couldn’t wait to move forward with her recovery. When she thought about going to the shore, the first thing on her mind was what she was going to eat for lunch. Melissa told Joe that she thought they’d do a beach day, then go to Teresa’s house for a barbecue. Jennifer told Bill that she thought she and Marge had made progress. Jackie had said Dolores wasn’t her friend, and Dolores was yelling at her that she was. The proof showed otherwise. Dolores told Frank that Jackie had said she didn’t care; Bill shouldn’t have been sticking his d*ck where it didn’t belong. We see a clip, and yeah, those were some of the words, but it’s taken way out of context, and it’s still not quite what she said. The old Housewives telephone trick; it can be played alone. Frank thought that was nasty, and Dolores said she wasn’t there to prove her loyalty. Frank said she was at a vulnerable point, and made her promise to calm down. She told him to stay close.

Melissa and Joe #2 filled their water cooler with vodka, and Melissa greeted her guests with, welcome to Missy G’s. Jackie and Marge rode over together, and Marge said she wanted to like Luis, but the video was being talked about again. His past was a little bizarre, and he spent a lot of time trying to shut it down. When they got to Melissa and Joe’s, Joe #3 tricked Marge into thinking she was drinking water from the cooler, and she was like, WTF? Evan said he thought the water was good. Teresa arrived at Jennifer’s house, and we saw a clip of her telling Jennifer that it wasn’t going to be the relaxing weekend she thought, since there was going to be a crowd of kids at her house. Jennifer suggested Teresa stay with her. Teresa said Luis would be coming later, and in her interview, she said Luis had a good heart, and had wanted to go with her to see Adriana’s dance competition. Adriana had posted a picture of the three of them on social media, and it made her happy. She asked Jennifer what she’d missed, and Jennifer filled her in on the brouhaha at the party. She told Teresa that Dolores insisted she was supportive, yet didn’t think what Marge did was wrong. She said there was still tension, but they had to find a way to make it nice. Teresa suggested having the barbecue at Jennifer’s house, and Jennifer said, they’d just have to keep everyone away from the pool.

The group went to Jenkinson’s Boardwalk in Point Pleasant (see below), and had drinks at a tiki bar. In Dolores’s interview, she said Teresa had been a fist pumping, partying, doing it all kind of girl back in the day. Dolores’s dad was a cop, and when she went to the shore, she stayed sober, laying out at the beach. She asked how Jennifer felt, saying she knew Jennifer had been upset, but that was okay. In Jennifer’s interview, she said, thanks for acknowledging that it was okay for her to be upset. It was normal to be upset when your husband was cheating. Normal people had feelings. Teresa told everyone that the barbecue was going to be at Jennifer’s house, since her house was full of kids. The guys did shots, and talked about Luis. In Melissa’s interview, she said she and Joe #2 had been hearing stuff, but he was good to Teresa. He was with Teresa night and day, and wouldn’t have time to be cheating. Marge said, Luis was charming and good looking, but so was a used car salesman, and Joe #3 said, where there was smoke, there was usually fire. Dolores said she’d broken up with David the day of Jennifer’s party, and Jennifer said, now it made sense why Dolores was so out of control. Dolores said she was sorry Jennifer had been hurt, but what got her was Jackie saying she was Jennifer’s friend. Jennifer said Jackie knew what she was going through, and Dolores repeated her version of what Jackie said, that she didn’t care; Bill shouldn’t be sticking his d*ck anywhere it didn’t belong. Jennifer said that was disgusting, like she probably hadn’t thought that same thing herself, and Dolores said Jackie was playing Jennifer. In Jennifer’s interview, she said, that was cruel. She’d thought Jackie was her friend, or at least trying to be her friend. Dolores told Jennifer to open her eyes. Everyone hangs out by the pool, and Teresa says Luis is having traffic issues. Ugh. It gets very crowded here in the summer, and it can take forever to make a twenty minute trip. Marge thinks Luis probably doesn’t want deal with them.

Teresa told Jennifer that the chef was going to be there any minute to start the meal preparation. Melissa told the others that Teresa had texted, basically demanding they all back up her boyfriend. Marge thought that mean a freak out was coming, and in Melissa’s interview, she said, the translation was, Teresa knew they were talking about her boyfriend, and to shut up. There might be chaos.

A producer told Teresa that Luis was in the parking lot, and he was upset. He thought everyone was talking about him, and didn’t know why. In Teresa’s interview, she said, Luis didn’t sign up for this. She was the one in the public eye, not him. He was the love of her life, and she wanted to protect him. Teresa told the producer that she was leaving. The producer tried to get her to stay, but she got in her car, and pulled out and away.

To be continued…

🌅 Down On the Boardwalk…

Behold Jenkinson’s. I’ve never been, but I’d love to go.

🏃🏽‍♀️ Skipping Out To My Lou…

Join me tomorrow for soap and happenings in the OC. Until then, stay safe, stay on the right side of karma, and stay mending fences, not burning bridges.

February 15, 2022 – Willow Doesn’t Exist, Jackie Throws a Frat Party, Valentine Soap & Revolution

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Carly gets to her office, and finds a Valentine’s Day card that Donna and Avery made. There’s a knock at the office door, and Carly calls for them to come in. A woman introduces herself as Rebecca Diamond, Esquire, and says she’s there to discuss Carly’s divorce.

At the hospital, Nina sees Britt, who seems engrossed in a file. Nina says she takes it Britt has heard, and Britt says, that Sonny and Carly’s marriage broke up? Who hasn’t? So tell her, how did Nina do it?

Alexis finds a man standing in her office, and she asks if she can help him. He says, they’ve met; he’s one of her freelancers. She says, Smalt, right? and he says, she remembered. He sent her a bunch of pictures, but didn’t hear back. She tells him to check his email, and he takes out his phone to check. He says she didn’t take any of them, and she says, no, and here’s why. They’ve declared a moratorium on aliens in government, on severed heads in carry-ons, and that sort of thing. He says, not a problem. He’s there because he has a scoop. She says, crop circle? and he says, no. Classic noire love triangle, the mafiosi and high fashion worlds collide as Nina Reeves invades the marriage of Sonny and Carly Corinthos. Boom!

At the MetroCourt, Michael asks if something is on Willow’s mind, and she says, the Louvre, the Eiffel Tower, and the Arche de Triomphe. He says, they’ll get to Paris, even if he has to smuggle her, and she says, he might have to if she still doesn’t have a passport. He says, maybe they can get an update, when Harmony comes by. She says she’d love to stop and chat, but she’s in a hurry. Michael asks if she can’t spare a few minutes for her daughter, and she says she wishes she could, but she’s busy. Willow says, they’re all busy, but how hard is it to track down your daughter’s birth certificate?

Felicia goes to Mac’s hospital room, and says, look who’s awake. He seems to be doing better. He says he’ll be glad to get back to work, tracking Peter and finding their granddaughter, and Felicia says, Epiphany… Epiphany says, no, and Felicia tells Mac, she said no. Epiphany says she’ll be back, and tells Felicia to make sure Mac stays in this bed. Felicia gives her a thumbs up, and Epiphany leaves. Mac asks if Felicia has heard anything. Have they found Peter yet? She sits on the bed, and says, Peter’s still on the loose. She takes his hand, and says, and he’s taken a hostage. He says, please tell him it’s not anyone he knows.

Brook plays with Louise, and says, looking at her, you’d never know everything she’s been through. First, her psycho father kidnaps her right out from under them, then drops her at the firehouse, and gets away with Maxie. Chase says, they have to assume Maxie convinced Peter to leave Bailey behind, and agreed to go in her place. She says she’s just glad Felicia and Mac entrusted them with Bailey for the last two nights, but now that Mac’s on the mend… He says, they always knew they were just a placeholder until Maxie could be with her daughter again. Brook says, first they have to find her. What if Maxie’s gone for good?

On the phone, Victor says, they need to find Peter, so the authorities never do. Understood? And he’ll expect a progress report, which means he expects some progress. There’s a knock at his door, and he opens it to Austin, who says, where is she? Victor says he’s sorry, he’s rather busy at the moment, and tries to close the door, but Austin grabs Victor by the collar and pushes his way in. He says he’s asking one more time. Where did Victor’s pal Peter take Maxie?

Harmony promises she’s doing everything she can, and Willow asks, what’s the hold up? Harmony says, it’s like going to the DMV times a thousand, trying to get something from the Hall of Records, and they moved state to state, so… Willow says, maybe this will help. She looked into it herself. She contacted all the hospitals in Claiborne County, but there was no record of any birth certificate. Michael says he contacted somebody at the State Department, and they’re going to do a global search, and Harmony says she has to get to her appointment; she’s late already. Willow asks if she could just give them the name of the doctor, but Harmony is already gone. Willow says she can’t believe it’s this hard to track down her birth certificate, and Michael wonders if her mom is even looking for it. Willow says, he doesn’t believe her? and Michael says, does she?

Rebecca sets up a recorder, and Carly says, she’s recording this? Rebecca says, it prevents misunderstandings. It also helps her keep thorough track of her clients’ wish list. Carly says, wish list? and Rebecca says, houses, jewelry, other valuables, a portion of the portfolio, other assets which may be offshore, and of course (🍷) the children. Carly says she thought she made herself perfectly clear on the phone. She invited Rebecca here to discuss her options. Rebecca asks if that’s Carly’s polite way of saying she’s not ready to divorce her husband.

Britt tells Nina, last night she was at The Savoy, when Carly shows up, dressed to kill, her bestie Felix on her arm, and no ring on her left hand. Nina says, she already took off her ring? and Britt says, point being, she’s trying to get over Sonny. Nina says that’s not why she came looking for Britt, and Britt says, no? She has to get back to work. Nina says, Britt probably knows that Maxie’s baby was found, but Maxie is still missing. The police think that Peter took her hostage. Britt knows Peter. Does she have any idea where Maxie and Peter could be?

Smalt tells Alexis, he has it on good authority that the don of the eastern seaboard flew the missus to Martinique, where he played musical beds with the editor of Crimson. She says, A, he got his facts wrong, and B, they would never be able to do a story like that, because C, they’d get their butts sued. So she’s going to have to pass on that little gem too. He says, fine. He’ll just sell the story somewhere else. She says, good. She hopes they pay him a lot of money. He stomps out, passing Harmony in the doorway. Harmony says, he didn’t seem happy, and Alexis says, changing the perception of The Invader’s not as easy as it looks. Harmony says, sometimes the past is impossible to shake, and Alexis says she guesses they’re not talking about The Invader anymore.

Brook tells Chase, after everything Maxie did to keep this baby safe, she still had to let her go. For the life of her, she doesn’t know how Maxie did it. He says, because Maxie loved her little girl that much, and she says, they’ll have to love her enough to do the same. The doorbell rings, and Brook hands Louise to Chase. She opens the door to Ned and Olivia, and asks if everything is okay. Ned says they just came by to say hello to their soon-to-be former granddaughter. Brook says, of course (🍷), and invites them in. Ned says, there she is, and takes Louise from Chase. Olivia tells Brook, if feels more like a goodbye to her, and Ned fusses over Louise.

Victor asks what makes Austin think he knows where Peter is, and Austin says, Victor played him for information. He found out where Maxie’s baby was, and fed that information to Peter. Victor asks if Austin is accusing him of endangering a child, and Austin asks what he got in return. What’s the price on an innocent human life? Victor says Austin has a melodramatic way of asking a question, but he doesn’t have a shred of proof. Austin says, he doesn’t need proof; he’s not the police. Maxie’s gone. Peter has her. Tell him where she is. Victor says, or what? Remember, he took an oath to do no harm. Austin says he did; he took that vow. The problem is – he grabs Victor by the tie, and takes out a syringe – Victor isn’t his patient. Obrecht comes in and says, she’d put the syringe away if she were him, and Austin says, why would he do that? We see Obrecht is holding a gun, and she says, because he’s displeasing her good friend. Austin says, this manicured weasel knows where Maxie is. She brought a gun; go ahead and shoot him. Victor says, it wouldn’t be the first time, and Austin says, she shoots Victor, he’ll patch him up. How about that? She asks why she needs Austin when she can do both, backwards and in heels. Put the syringe away, or she’ll shoot him, and leave him to bleed out. (Perhaps a nod to Franco?) Victor suggests she do it anyway, and Austin caps the syringe, putting it in his pocket. Victor says, dear Liesl. He knows he can always count on her. Austin says he doesn’t know why she’s giving Victor a pass. She doesn’t care about Maxie? She says, if it wasn’t for Austin, Maxie would be safe and sound. Hasn’t he done enough, or does he want to make things worse? So by all means, stay. Victor says he believes Austin knows the way out, and Austin says he’ll reunite Maxie with her child, and Victor and Peter are going to share a cell. Austin leaves, and Victor hopes his bedside manner is better than that. Obrecht says she doesn’t know; she wasn’t listening. He says she came to his rescue. How can he ever repay her? He strokes her cheek.

Mac says he has to get out of here, and starts to get up, but Felicia says, no, holding him back. She says he has to stay in his bed, and Epiphany appears, and says, leave that bed too soon, and he risks a setback, maybe a fatal one. Then the bad guys win. Is that what he wants? He says, what he wants, is to get his daughter back, and Epiphany asks how he’s going to do that, staggering around and bleeding all over the place? Lie there and let his body heal, and she’ll let him know when he can go. Got it? He says, got it, and Felicia thanks Epiphany, and says she can take it from here. Epiphany tells her, good luck, and leaves. Mac shouts that he hates that he’s stuck in here, and Felicia says, maybe some good news will help. He says, please, lay it on him, and she says, their granddaughter Louise is alive and well.

Olivia holds out her arms, and tells Louise to come to her Grandma Olivia… She’s sorry; her Aunt Olivia. She takes Louise from Ned, and says, and her Uncle Ned. Olivia fusses over Louise, and Ned asks how Brook is doing all this. She says, it’s hard, but it really is for the best. Now she and Chase can go back to living their lives. They didn’t set out to be parents. Can he imagine the two of them at the PTA? Olivia says, she can imagine it real easily actually, and Ned says, he can too. He told Brook how proud he is of her for taking responsibility for this beautiful little girl, but there’s something else that still needs to be said. He had Chase wrong; dead wrong.

Harmony tells Alexis, she just ran into Michael and Willow, and Willow can’t understand why she can’t produce her birth certificate. Alexis says, here’s a really crazy thought. Why doesn’t Harmony tell the truth? Harmony says, that she forged it? and Alexis says, no, that she was lost, and she moved into this community, and the community didn’t trust the government, and so on. She’s sure Willow would understand that. Harmony says, maybe, but it still doesn’t give her what she needs; proof of birth so she can get a passport. Alexis says, speaking of which, she did speak to her colleague friend Diane, and she confirmed what Alexis suspected. There really is no avenue that will allow her to substitute a fake for Willow’s real birth certificate. Harmony says, she means no legal avenue.

Michael agrees, how hard could it be track down a birth certificate? and Willow says, here’s hoping his contact at the State Department can track it down. He says, he hopes so too, but it doesn’t change the fact that her mom’s been avoiding her. What’s the mystery? What is she so afraid of?

Carly tells Rebecca, her marriage is over and she’s ready to move on. What she doesn’t want, is to start a war. She’s not looking for a wish list or petty revenge. She wants this over as quickly and as painlessly as possible. Rebecca says, if Carly wants to expedite this, she needs to tell her everything. Unsanitized, unvarnished, unabridged. Every gory detail.

Britt tells Nina, she and Peter barely know each other, but she wishes she’d known he was an unstable psychopath. She would have warned Maxie. But then they wouldn’t have Bailey… or rather, Louise. Nina says, her heart just breaks for Maxie; just when she thought she could reclaim her daughter. But what she can’t figure out is how did Peter find out Bailey wasn’t Brook’s baby, but his and Maxie’s daughter? Britt says, who knew what Maxie and Brook were up to? and Nina says, she knew early on, but she’d rather die than tell Peter that information. She almost did. Britt says, someone else was not so discreet. Someone who had something to gain. Like Victor Cassadine. Nina says she doesn’t know about that. If Britt is right, and Victor told Peter, who told Victor? Austin comes by, and Britt says, speak of the devil.

Obrecht tells Victor, she remembers his affections fondly, but alas, she’s spoken for. Victor has no doubt Scotty offers her an amusing distraction, but so does an accordion if you’re in the mood. She says, he should know by now, he’ll score no points with her in disparaging Scotty, and he asks how he can score points with her. She says, by stripping down… He says, yes? and she says, and revealing… He says, and? and she says, your humanity. He asks if that’s what they’re calling it these days, and she says, deny it if he wants, but beneath his glib acerbic banter, and his world-weary savoir faire, he’s devoted to his own flesh and blood. He says, almost to a fault, and she says, then he must know how much Maxie’s disappearance pains everyone who considers her family. He says he hates seeing her in pain, and asks if there’s something he can do. She says, there is. If she ever meant anything to him, he’ll help her find Maxie. He says he knows what she’s doing, and she asks if it’s working. He asks what she thinks. His heart is pounding; feel it. He puts her hand on his chest, and she says, like a timpani solo at the Berlin Philharmonic, and he says, she knows how much he loves Philharmonic percussion. She says, then he’ll help her? and he says, that depends – he kisses her hand – on what’s in it for him.

Chase says, if he’s ever lucky enough to have a daughter of his own, he hopes he can stand by her like Ned stood by Brook. Olivia tells Brook that Chase likes her, and Brook says, he likes Bailey. She was just part of the package. Ned says, okay, his turn again, and Olivia hands off Louise. Ned sits down with her, and tells Louise, wherever she goes in life, no matter where she goes, she’ll always, always be a part of their family. Olivia says, she really is a miracle. She was born in the woods, she was rescued from a firehouse, and managed to bring out the best in every person around her. Ned says, even if they couldn’t see it at first, she showed them what was always there all along. Brook says, that makes her the biggest miracle of all.

Harmony asks Alexis if there’s a way around this or past it, and Alexis says, there is. Harmony admits she made a mistake, and let Diane negotiate on her behalf to keep her from being incriminated, and she and Willow generate a legal document that will certify her birth. Harmony says, right, and Alexis says, unless of course (🍷) Harmony doesn’t want her birth certified for some reason. She thanks Alexis, and says she knows Alexis is trying to help, but she can’t do this. Alexis says, Harmony sounds like her, when Harmony was trying to help her not drink, and she resisted. So why won’t she let Alexis return the favor?

Willow says her mother has constantly put her trust in the wrong people, and Michael says, Shiloh and Cyrus Renault; how could he forget? Willow says, she was taught to distrust everyone, even the government. Michael, on the other hand, has contacts in the State Department and the FCC. He contacts District Attorneys in other states directly. Not everyone can do that. He says, but he doesn’t think it’s unreasonable to expect transparency when it comes to something so straightforward as a birth certificate. She says, straightforward to him, but he’s always had a stable loving family – two stable loving families, that he knows he can count on. He says, loving maybe, but stable, he doesn’t know about that. Not anymore anyway.

Carly tells Rebecca, so at Sonny’s insistence, she showed up at the Haunted Star for a romantic evening, but instead of being in the stateroom waiting for her, he was in bed with Nina Reeves. Rebecca stops the recording, and tells Carly that she’s just said enough to take Sonny to the cleaners. Carly says, which is not her objective, and Rebecca says, she gets it; Carly isn’t after Sonny’s money. In regards to building a case, she wishes Carly had consulted her before moving out, but finding Sonny in the sack with the woman who kept his existence a secret more than makes up for it. Carly’s just gotten a lot off her chest here. Maybe she wants to press erase, and it all ends now, which is certainly an option. Or they just leave it here, in case she needs to use it. Carly says, Sonny’s a fighter. If she uses what’s on that recorder… Rebecca says, he’ll hit her? and Carly says, physically? No, but if she puts him on the defensive, Sonny’s going to make this divorce very ugly, which she said over and over again, she doesn’t want. Rebecca says, let him do his worst. Carly has the secret weapon. Carly asks, what’s that? and Rebecca says, Sonny himself. Let’s be honest. Her husband has a reputation. Carly says she knows that, but there are also children involved; children who love him very much. Rebecca says, that’s the beautiful part. They don’t have to make a single negative allegation, because any judge sitting on that bench, knows the name Sonny Corinthos, and will be predisposed to rule in Carly’s favor. Carly says, she means, they couldn’t get Sonny for an alleged crime, so they want to use her to punish him. Rebecca says, they got Al Capone on tax evasion, right? So you add on some lies, some infidelity, and other things a great P.I. can dig up, and she’s pretty certain she can get Carly sole custody of her minor child. Carly said her name was Donna? How does that sound?

Willow says, growing up, her life was so messed up and bizarre, when she got to know Michael’s family, she kind of idealized them. Maybe to the point of overlooking her own mother. She doesn’t always give her mother the credit she deserves for turning her life around. Michael says, even he has to admit, she’s doing her best, and Willow says, and she’s been respecting their boundaries; not coming around all the time, not arranging surprise visits in public places. He asks if she’s saying they should cut Harmony some slack, and she says, some slack. What are the odds that out of all of Wiley’s grandmothers at this point, her mom might be the most drama free?

Harmony thanks Alexis for trying, but… Alexis says, but what? Harmony asked her to help, then won’t accept her help, and she doesn’t know why. So why? Is she ashamed? Is she ashamed of her past? Because Alexis stabbed a cop in the chest with a syringe on a vodka-fueled rage, and the only excuse she had was, she was aiming for someone else. Harmony says, what she went to prison for was a helluva lot worse. She’s sure Kristina would agree. Alexis says, that’s a good point. Forging a birth certificate is not nearly as bad as what Harmony actually went to prison for. She tells Harmony, listen. She found a support system in her daughters, and she thinks Harmony is underestimating hers. From everything she knows about Willow, she is open-minded, she’s fair, she’s kind, she’s compassionate, and if Harmony would just tell her the truth, she’s sure Willow would understand. Harmony says, but she won’t, and turns to go. Alexis says, whatever it is she’s running away from, it will catch up to her. And then what?

Felicia shows Mac her phone, and says, this was taken just when Anna and Chase found her at the firehouse. As he can see, Louise is happy and healthy. He says, thank God, and Brook and Chase have been looking after her the whole time. Felicia says, and they’re bringing her here today. That will give Mac a chance to see for himself that their granddaughter inherited Maxie’s survival gene. He says, then they get to take her home? and she says, they do. He says, their newest granddaughter, under their roof with her brother and sister, and they get to spoil her rotten. She says, that’s a tall order. She’s been living with the Quartermaines all this time. He says, they’ll bring her back down to earth, and she says, that’s more like it. He says, they’ll give her everything she needs. Felicia says, all right, Commissioner, and he says, that’s Interim Commissioner to her. She says she sees he’s starting to get his old grumpy self back, and he says, he won’t be himself until Peter’s been caught, and Maxie has her daughter back in her arms again. She says, and that will be very, very soon.

Austin tells Nina that Britt is correct. It’s his fault that Victor figured out Maxie and Brook have been hiding Louise in plain sight. He starts to walk away, but Nina says she can’t believe he would give that information to Victor deliberately, and he says he didn’t. All he did was draw Victor a map with a great big X on it, and Victor figured out the rest on his own. Nina says, and then Victor gave that information to Peter, and Britt says, then Peter used that information to lure Maxie to him. Austin asks if they’ll just stop kicking him in the teeth. He’s done it enough to himself for the last couple of days. Nina says, she’s probably not in the best position to judge, because she could have told everyone Peter was alive and well when he showed up in Nixon Falls, but she kept her mouth shut. Britt says, not exactly. Nina did sic her mother on him. Nina says, that didn’t work, but Britt says, it didn’t work yet. Her mother is nothing if not persistent. She doesn’t relent; she adjusts and improvises. But Austin already knows that, doesn’t he?

Obrecht tells Victor that he’s incorrigible, but alas, her affections are off the table because she’s a one man woman. He says, how convenient; he’s only one man. She asks if he’ll help her for old time’s sake, but he says he needs more. She says, fine. If he helps her, it will enrage Peter, and they can both revel in the schadenfreude of it all, and he says, now she’s talking. He hates to see her suffer over Maxie, but he wouldn’t mind seeing Peter suffer because of her. She says she won’t be able to rest until Maxie’s home again, reunited with her beautiful little child. Victor says, the thing is, he has a long memory. He hasn’t forgotten all the times she’s hurt him, and she says, any more than she’s forgotten the times he’s kidnapped, tormented, and nearly killed her and the people she cares about, while aiding and abetting her enemies. He says she makes a fair point, and she says, please, for whatever good there was between them. He says he can’t promise, but he’ll do what he can. She says she knew she could count on him, and moves closer as if she’s about to kiss him, but suddenly grabs her coat and jets. In the hallway, she smiles.

Ned suggests they take a picture of the whole family, because dammit, that’s what they are. Chase volunteers to take it, but Olivia says he’s not getting out of things that easily, and pushes him behind the sofa. He says he’s not really family, and Ned says, he slept at Monica’s house. Olivia says, he got his heart broken there, and Brook says, and tried to get one Quartermaine to double-cross another. Olivia says, he’s part of the family, like it or not, and sits next to Ned and Louise, with Brook and Chase behind them. Olivia holds out her phone, and tells them, everyone say, we love you Bailey. They do, and she snaps the photo. Chase takes one of Ned and Olivia with Louise/Bailey, and we see one of Ned, Brook, and Louise, Chase with Louise, and Brook with Louise. Olivia says she wants to get one with Brook and Chase, and they pose for several shots.

Harmony says she’s the worst type of hypocrite, and Alexis says, if she really believes that, she should get out more. Harmony says she was doling out advice to Alexis about not letting her past define her, and here she is doing exactly that. Alexis says, yeah, well, they’re all hypocrites. She asks for help, and really doesn’t want it. She’d rather drown her sorrows in a bottle of booze, but they all make unhealthy choices. Let’s stop doing that, huh? How about you help me, I help you. That’s how friendship works. Harmony asks how she’s supposed to know that, and Alexis says she knows Harmony wants the past to be in the past for Willow’s sake, but if there’s more to this story than Harmony has told her, doesn’t she think it’s better Willow finds out from her than from someone else?

Michael says, all Willow’s mother did was misplace her birth certificate. Nina nearly blew up his parents’ marriage, and his dad seems just fine with that. She says, one more reason for them to expedite that passport and hop on a plane for Paris, far away from all this, and closer to each other. He kisses her, and his phone rings. He says, it’s his contact from the State Department. They may be one step closer to the Eiffel Tower.

Brook says she’s sorry to do this, but they’re on the clock. Ned asks if they can have five more minutes, but Chase says, unfortunately, Mac and Felicia are waiting, and Brook says, it will just make it harder. Olivia wishes she could say Brook was wrong, and hands Louise to Brook. He tells Louise that she will always have a home with them. Always. Olivia cries, and they leave.

Epiphany comes into Mac’s room, and says, sorry to disturb them, but the doctors ordered another test. He asks if they’re looking for a reason to keep him there, but she says, trust her. Nobody wants to keep him there longer than necessary. She asks how Felicia puts up with him, and Felicia says, on the bright side, he’s definitely feeling better. Mac says, there’s nothing wrong with him that seeing his granddaughter won’t cure, and Felicia says, they’re probably on their way right now. So as soon as he gets back from whatever this test is… He asks if they can’t take this test another time, but Epiphany says she’s afraid not. Now let’s get him out of this bed. No arguments. He says, yes, ma’am, and she helps him up.

Austin says he barely knows Britt’s mother, but Britt says, not true. She was there when Obrecht gave him hell for clearing the way for Peter to find Maxie’s baby. Nina says, Aunt Liesl knows? She hopes Austin’s affairs are in order. Britt tells him not to waste his time and energy on denials; hear her out. She strongly advises him not to engage in shenanigans or cahoots with her mother. He says, he’s not a shennaniganist and he’s not one to cahoot. Nina says, Britt is right; listen to her. With Aunt Liesl, there’s always collateral damage. Obrecht comes out of the elevator, and asks if either of them would mind if she borrows the good doctor.

Carly tells Rebecca that she and Sonny went through an ugly divorce years ago. They fought over their sons, Michael and Morgan. They hurt each other and hurt their children. She’s never making that mistake again. Rebecca says, that is very noble, and speaks volumes about Carly’s character; however, she has to ask. If she doesn’t want to punish Sonny, there are plenty of attorneys in this town who could get her out of her marriage with a shared custody agreement that Carly, on her nicest day, could call fair. So why turn to her? Carly flashes back to Nina saying that Carly wanted to hear that what happened between her and Sonny in Nixon Falls couldn’t happen again, but they both know it would be a lie, and Carly slapping her. Rebecca says, if Carly doesn’t want Sonny’s blood, what does she want?

Britt asks why Obrecht wants to borrow Austin. She thought Obrecht was furious with him. Obrecht says, of course (🍷) she was, but now they understand each other. Don’t we, Herr Doctor? She says, excuse them, and steers Austin away. Nina says, she and Britt warned him, and Britt says, speaking of warnings, didn’t anyone ever tell Nina that Carly is a bad enemy to have? Nina says, it’s been mentioned to her one or 853 times, and Britt tells her, she’s just saying, Nina did keep Carly’s husband hidden for close to a year, then turned around and slept with him. Nina says she’s confused, and asks whose side Britt is on. Britt says, hers; they’re family. And as family, she has to warn Nina. If Carly gets a chance, she’ll burn Nina’s life down. Nina thanks her for the heads up, and says, but it’s been a long time coming. If Carly wants a war, Nina will give her a war.

Carly tells Rebecca that she’d prefer not to fight with Sonny. She’s been down that road before, and knows it goes nowhere good. But the woman he cheated on her with, she’s the one Carly wants to fight. She wants Nina pay for every lie she told, for all the pain she caused, for everything she’s stolen from Carly and her family. Can Rebecca give her that? Rebecca says, that’ve got to start somewhere, and sits down. Shall they talk about her retainer?

Alexis says, if Harmony wants her help, Harmony has to tell her the truth. Both she and Diane think there’s more to the story, that there’s something Harmony’s not telling them. Is there? Harmony says, yes, there’s more.

On the phone, Michael says, thank you for looking into it, and Willow asks what he said. He says, it doesn’t make any sense. There’s no record of a birth certificate being issued to her in any of the 50 states, or anywhere else in the world, according to the US government. Willow says, she doesn’t exist?

Olivia tells Ned, Chase and Bailey weren’t here for very long, but it already felt like a home. Now it’s over. Ned says, one of the good things about what happened is, it brought them closer together as a family. And it taught them that Brook is far more selfless than they thought. Olivia is sure no one was more surprised than Brook was. They’ll be there for Ned’s daughter whenever she needs them. Ned hugs and kisses her.

Brook brings Louise up to Felicia, and Felicia says, hello there, beautiful girl. Louise smiles because she’s a 26 year old actress trapped inside a baby.

Obrecht and Austin go into an office, and Austin says, what’s up? She says, she persuaded Victor to let her get close enough to plant a tiny chip on his lapel. Shall they have a listen? He says, by all means, and she takes out her phone. Victor tells Yohan, too many people are on to them, and there are too many questions. They need to find Peter, and silence him once and for all. Obrecht and Austin look at each other.

Tomorrow, Curtis asks Portia, what if there was another option; Nina asks Willow if she’ll ever be able to see her grandson again; and Sonny says he needs to find her before she does something she’ll regret.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Gabby and Frank Jr. had moved in with Dolores temporarily. She wanted them to have a place to live where they didn’t have to pay bills (why was I not born into this family?), and Frank wasn’t finished with the house. Frank had plans to move into the new house with the kids, and in Dolores’s interview, she said, it had been Frank’s home for a few years. It didn’t seem right to say he was banished because the kids were moving in. Gabby thought she and Frank would butt heads, and in her interview, Dolores said she and Frank had divorced when the kids were little, and had lived separately. Gabby was a hothead, and Frankie was the opposite. He just wanted it calm and nice. Dolores thought they should sit down as a family and discuss it.

Gia and friends were taking photos at a boutique, modeling sportswear. In Teresa’s interview, she explained that Gia’s Sad Song had gone viral, and Gia had parlayed that into a sweatshirt line that was now in a bunch of boutiques. Teresa and her daughters posed together, and then Gia tried to talk Milania into coming to a pizza party Luis was throwing, but Milania was still pissed at Joe #2. Gia told Milania that she and Joe had made up, and in Gia’s interview, she said, Milania had a big heart, but don’t go after her dad. We flashed back to Joe #2 talking smack about Joe #1, and Teresa said Joe #2 was her only family. She wanted them to come to a happy medium and let it end.

Joes #2 and #3 met with Frank at the bar for drinks and food. Frank said, the house renovation was causing heavy conflict with the kids, and Gabby was mad at him. Now Dolores was calling a family meeting. Joe #2 asked why Dolores wasn’t moving in with David, and Frank said he thought there was trouble in paradise. They moved on to discussing Bill’s affair, or rather, the announcement of, and Frank said he didn’t think Bill was okay. Joe #3 said he liked Bill, but his wife had gone over the edge, calling Marge names. Joe #2 talked about his conflict and resolution with Gia, and said Luis had invited them over to make pizza. Frank said, Luis had been awesome to his son since Frank Jr. had been working for him. Joe #2 said there had been a lot of stuff on the internet about Luis, referring to the notorious video. Frank suggested they go on a retreat, get naked, go in the woods, and beat the sh*t out of each other.

Jackie and Evan went out for lunch after the kids left for camp. Jackie thought they should take full advantage of it, and wondered what they did before they had kids. Evan said they drank more, and Jackie reminded him they’d met at dirty bar. She said she loved frat party beer bars, but didn’t think many of the women had gone to college. She was the only one who had pledged a sorority, and Evan the only one who’d pledged a fraternity. She thought they should plan a frat party for everyone. Jackie brought up her eating disorder, and said she’d gotten to a place where she didn’t eat anything. We saw a wedding photo, and she looked scary thin. She said then she got to a place where she could eat, and thought she was cured, but she wasn’t okay. Last year was hard, and she’d lost some weight. Her eating was ritualized, and Evan said the kids noticed. They’d asked him why she ate the same dinner every night. Jackie said she was hungry all the time, and scared of gaining weight, and Evan said he thought she should see somebody. In Evan’s interview, he said he’d been concerned for a while. Jackie was always on the defensive, and she had food rules, but he didn’t want to judge. He was happy that she was opening up and letting him in. He told her that her realization was a great thing, and he was with her every step of the way.

Jackie called Jennifer to make sure she was okay. She’d cried her share last year, and if anyone got it, it was her. She said she and Evan were having a last hurrah party before the kids came home. She wanted to see it bring then all back together. She didn’t want to bring the sh*t between Jennifer and Marge back, and Jennifer said, if Bill couldn’t come, she wouldn’t either. Teresa and crew went to Luis’s house, where his brother Bill was cooking eggplant on the barbie. Teresa put herself on sauce detail, and it was all quite a production. In Teresa’s interview, she said Luis journaled and did positive affirmations. He was all about communicating, and not holding it in. He wanted to introduce her family to self-help, but they weren’t big on that, since their idea of communication was yelling and banging on the table. Joe #2 and family arrived, and Melissa said she was glad Teresa wasn’t holding a grudge against Jackie. Teresa said, everyone had seemed to have Jackie’s back, but now no one had Jennifer’s back. Marge had crossed the line. In Melissa’s interview, she said Teresa was blindly taking Jennifer’s side, when Jennifer had even gone after Teresa’s brother. It boggled her mind.

The spread was amazing – all the Italian food you can imagine. I had an aunt who married into an old school Italian family, and I went to Sunday dinners like that when I was a kid. Luis said he thought it was good when families collided; it lead to repair. He wanted everyone to write on a paper what they wanted to bring more of to their life in the group, and on the other side, what they wanted to let go of. Surprisingly, Joe #2 suggested they just talk about it instead. Luis said he wanted to trust more, since traumatic experiences had made him guarded. In Joe’s interview, he wondered what the hell Luis was talking about. This guy talked in code. Luis said he wanted to be less guarded, and Teresa said she wanted more loyalty and love. Luis asked what she wanted to let go of, and in her interview, Melissa said, Luis wanted Teresa to admit fault. They’d be there all night. Melissa said she wanted to lean more into the family; there was never enough time. Joe suggested not holding grudges, and Melissa told them, there were a lot of things she could say right now. In Gia’s interview, she said, Milania’s end goal was that everyone get along, and Milania said she wanted to let go of overthinking what happens next. Gia said she was always expecting something to blow up, and Milania said she wanted to lean into things being solid. Joe said he apologized, and didn’t want to argue, and in his interview, he said, for the first time, he understood how he was hanging onto his anger at Joe #1. He told them that they had to let go of the past; they’d all been through so much. It was okay to be angry, but he didn’t want to be that person. He thanked Luis for initiating the discussion, and Melissa said it was much needed.

Everyone got ready for Jackie’s party, except for Teresa, who was out town at a dance tournament for one of her daughters. I get them mixed up. I think it was Gabriella. Or was it Antonia? Jennifer called Bill, who was finishing up work, and he asked how she was feeling. She said she was reluctant, but having him by her side would give her strength. Traci told Tiki that she didn’t agree with what Jennifer had done, but she’d left two events in tears. In Traci’s interview, she said she knew how rumors affected a couple. When she and Tiki had gotten together, there had been lies spread that they’d had an affair while he was married, and Tiki got depressed. She told him she thought they should have empathy for Jennifer as a woman and a mother. Tiki said, you never wanted stuff like that to go public. Marge told friend Lexi that it was Jennifer’s own behavior that led to this, and she had a double standard. I see both sides. I absolutely have empathy, but I also think you can’t say sh*tty things about someone and not expect them to bite you back.  

The party was in a private room at a bar, where beer pong had been set up, along with a keg, and a pineapple ice sculpture that was a liquor dispenser. Jackie told the women that they could dance on the bar. Melissa told Joe #2 that it was vodka for him; he was a psycho on tequila. Jennifer hadn’t arrived yet, and Jackie said she thought Jennifer was reeling. Marge said, don’t come in crying, but Traci had enough, and called bullsh*t. Marge said it wasn’t like it was a shock to Jennifer, but Traci said, Jennifer hadn’t expected someone to throw it in her face. As a mother and a human, she had to empathize. In Marge’s interview, she said she’d talk to Traci in another month, and see how she felt about Jennifer. Jackie said she didn’t want Jennifer kicked while she was down, and Marge said she wouldn’t throw a drink; she’d throw a ping-pong ball. Jennifer and Bill came in.

Jackie said she wanted tonight to be fun, and went over to Jennifer, who was hugging the bar. Traci joined them, and Tiki told Bill that he’d heard there was drama. Bill said some skeletons had come out, and Tiki said it was unfair. Jennifer said what Marge had done was so hurtful, and at one of the tables, Marge said she was sick of talking about Jennifer, and asked Dolores how David was. Dolores said they weren’t together anymore. In Dolores’s interview, she said she’d only told Frank, and we saw a clip of her telling Frank that David was married to his job. He was smart enough to know he couldn’t change, and she was smart enough to know she wanted more. It wasn’t sustainable. She told the women, what finally got her was that she knew someone who had been on life support. Their family pulled the plug, and his girlfriend of 15 years had nothing. In her interview, she said, what if something happened tomorrow? He was supposed to be her partner. She’d wanted more, but hadn’t been demanding. He got used to it, and she got resentful. She told the group that David had been shocked. It hurt, and she didn’t want to talk about it.

Everyone took shots out of the ice pineapple, and the guys played beer pong. Dolores told Jennifer that what Marge had done was rough, but Marge told her what Jennifer had said about her. We flashed back to that, and Dolores said she understood why Marge was mad. Jennifer said she guessed Dolores was a better friend to Marge, but Dolores said she was friends with both of them. Jennifer said, not according to Jackie, and then Jackie got roped into the conversation. Dolores said she heard Jackie was questioning her friendship with Jennifer and it wasn’t cool. Jackie said she just thought Dolores was better friends with Marge, and Dolores asked why Jackie was getting involved. Jackie said she was just looking after Jennifer. All of this pissed Dolores off, although I’m not sure why. I’d also assume she was better friends with the person she’d known for years, than the person she’s known for five minutes. Jackie told Dolores that Jennifer had made videos of her – we flashed back to Jennifer making fun of Jackie – and she was the one comforting her. Dolores said, give her a break, and Jackie said Dolores thought no one should be upset about anything. Marge joined the fray, and pissed Dolores off even more when she said she thought they were better friends than Dolores was with Jennifer. Dolores said, Jennifer didn’t need to hear about it from this, pointing at Jackie, who said, don’t call her this. Dolores asked what Jackie was going to do about it, literally getting in Jackie’s face. It looked like it might be a knockdown drag out. SMH.

To be continued…

💟 My Soapy Valentine…

How the lovers you love loved on Valentine’s Day.

🎬 Curtain Down…

Come visit tomorrow for soap and what’s going on in the OC. Until then, stay safe, stay being kind to animals, and stay not letting the past define you, and extending the same courtesy to others.

February 11, 2022 – Valentine’s Day Part 1, New Gig, Through Laura’s Eyes, News Jersey, a Book, an Update, Wouldn’t Listen, Dead Tales, Puppies (!), OctoQuoteapus & Basement 

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

VALENTINE’S DAY PART 1

Terry says she has something to tell Elizabeth, and Elizabeth says she’s listening. Terry says she has her first date with the guy she’s been messaging from the dating app, and Elizabeth says, on Valentine’s Day? Terry says, she knows; aggressive. Elizabeth says, or extremely romantic. She wants to know everything about him, and Terry says, later. Elizabeth says, Terry is going to leave her hanging, and Terry says she has a patient. Elizabeth says she’s excited for Terry, and Terry says she is too. Terry leaves, and Elizabeth puts her head in her hands. Finn comes in, and tells her that she has no business being tired. He’s the one who slept on the bench… he means, couch. That is a couch, isn’t it? Elizabeth says, not up to his standards? and he tells her, he’s just saying she might want to think about an upgrade. Just a suggestion. She says, lucky for him, there’s no need for another sleepover. They checked all the ships leaving Port Charles last night, and no sign of Peter. Looks like he found his way out of town. He says, with that guy, anything is possible, and she says, careful. It almost sounds like he wants to crash on her couch again. He asks if that would be so bad.

Taggert meets Portia at the MetroCourt, and she thanks him for coming. He says, anything for Trina, and they hug. She says, maybe it’s nothing, and she’s overreacting. She’s been acting fine… He says, but Portia’s mom radar is going off? and she says, it is, big time. Trina went on this trip with all of her friends, and ever since she’s been back, Trina hasn’t said a word to her. That’s not normal for her, right? He says, dinner tonight was a good idea. They’ll figure out what’s going on with Trina, and get their girl back on track.

Sonny walks into Charlie’s with a bouquet of flowers, and sets them on the bar. Phyllis says, for her? and he says he just wanted to see how she was her first Valentine’s without Lenny, but – he looks around, seeing the decorations and crowd for the Anti-Valentine’s Day party – it looks like she’s doing pretty good. She says, Lenny hated Valentine’s Day. Every year, she got chocolate, flowers, and a rant about how he didn’t need some greeting card company telling him how and when to express his love. He says, sounds like Lenny, and she says, doesn’t it? She thought this could be her way of honoring him; not to mention, it makes good business sense. So many people feel left out on this holiday. Lonely hearts need a place to go too.

Nina visits Ava at Windymere, and says, Ava looks incredible. Hot date? Ava says, with her hot husband, and Nina asks why Ava didn’t say she had plans. Ava says she sounded kind of upset when she called. Besides, she figured Nina would know she had plans for tonight. Nina asks, what’s tonight? and Ava makes a heart with her hands, and says, it’s February 14th. Nina says, it’s Valentine’s Day, and Ava says, oh boy. Nina doesn’t even know what day it is. Something big must have gone down, huh?

Carly tells her assistant JoAnn, sorry for keeping her so late, and JoAnn says, Valentine’s Day is always busy here. Carly flashes back to telling Sonny that they’re over and it’s on him. JoAnn says, if Carly needs her, she’ll be in the office, but Carly asks her to wait. One more thing.

Nina tells Ava, she’s so sorry. She forgot there are some people who still celebrate Valentine’s Day. She’ll just go. Ava says, she’ll do no such thing, and invites her in. She says she did hear about Maxie. Nina must be so worried. Unless there’s something else going on. Nina says, no. Maxie and Peter’s trail has gone cold, and she’s losing her mind wondering where they could be. The only consolation, thank God, is that Maxie’s daughter was found safe. Ava asks if Peter had her this entire time, and Nina says, Ava remembers. Peter showed up in Nixon Falls, and tried to blackmail her into helping him find Louise. Ava says, right, and he threatened to tell the truth about Sonny, and Nina says, there’s more to that story – a lot more.

Finn says he’ll get Elizabeth a cup of coffee, and she says she doesn’t know what’s wrong with her; she can’t snap out of it today. He says, that’s understandable. She’s worried about Maxie; they all are. It’s Valentine’s Day, and also her anniversary with Franco. She thanks him for remembering; it means a lot. He tells her to go easy on herself, and she says she’ll try. Amy and brother Chet walk in (wow. we haven’t seen Chet in years), and Finn says, it’s been a while. How’s everything going? Amy says, things are terrible.

Trina joins Portia and Taggert, and Portia thanks her for making time for her parents. Trina asks if Portia shouldn’t be on a date right now, and Portia says, she will, a little bit later. She had to spend some time with her original Valentine. Taggert asks why Trina isn’t asking if he has any plans, and she says, does he? He says, no, and she says, that’s why she wasn’t asking. Portia says, sit, and Trina says, they’re acting weird, but she’s hungry, so… They sit down, and Taggert says he’d like to propose a toast. To Trina. She’s strong, intelligent, and kind. Portia says, beautiful, not that it matters, and Taggert says, it’s true. She’s kicking ass at PCU, and she just organized her very first gallery exhibition. Portia says, which was a huge success, and Taggert says, if this Spencer Cassadine can’t see her for the star that she is, it’s his loss. Portia tells him, that’s real smooth, and he says, what? Trina asks if that’s what tonight is about, Spencer, and Portia says, it’s really not. Not completely. It just seems like Trina is having kind of a rough time dealing with this young man. Trina says she can’t believe this. Her own parents think she’s pathetic.

Carly picks up a paper heart from the bar, and rips it in pieces. Sam comes in, and says she sees Carly’s not a fan of Valentine’s Day. She sits at the bar, and Carly asks if she’s meeting Dante here. Sam says she wishes. He’s searching for Maxie and Peter. Carly says she heard he took Maxie hostage; that’s awful. Sam says, that sums Peter up in a nutshell. Carly hopes they find that guy, and Sam says, her too, then says, so? and Carly says, what? Sam says she didn’t think she’d have to ask, but how did things go with Sonny? Carly says she walked in on him in bed with Nina.

Phyllis says, the flowers are beautiful, and thanks Sonny. He says, if he’d known about the chocolates, he would have brought them too, and she says, don’t think she didn’t buy some for herself. She swears she could feel Lenny’s spirit when she paid for them. Sonny says he misses Lenny, and she says, she misses him too. So how’s he doing? Still on his meds? He says, yes, ma’am, and she laughs. She asks how things are going with Carly. Last night seemed so hopeful. He drains his glass and puts it on the bar, saying, yep. She says she’s guessing things didn’t go as planned, and he says, he and Carly are as far apart as they’ve ever been.

Ava tells Nina, good for Maxie. That plan took smarts and guts. And good for Nina, playing along with Peter to keep him away from Port Charles. To be able to tell people she had motivation, other than hiding the truth about Sonny, is a vindication of sorts. Nina says, she’d hardly call herself vindicated, and they sit down with martinis. Ava says, any updates on that front? Her and Sonny? Nina asks what she’s heard, and Ava says, nothing, but obviously there’s something. Nina’s acting like she doesn’t want to talk about it, but Ava thinks she does want to talk about it, or she wouldn’t have come all the way out here. Nina says, they’re friends and she wanted company. Is that so hard to believe? Ava says it is, and Nina says, she and Sonny slept together, and Carly walked in on them. Ava asks, how was it? and Nina says, which part? Ava says she’s sorry; never mind. Carly walked in on Nina and her husband in bed together. That is… Nina says, horrible; 100% fully and completely horrible. Ava says she’s sure it was excruciating at the time, and Nina says, it’s still pretty excruciating, but Ava suggests Nina look to the future. Doesn’t this mean she and Sonny can be together? 

Chet says, as Finn and Elizabeth can imagine, they’re pretty worried about Maxie, and Amy says, it’s all she can think about; where she is, how she is, when is she coming home? Elizabeth says she knows. It makes her grateful for work; she needs the distraction. Amy says, her too, and Chet says, he came in with Amy so she could help with the clothing drive. They just loaded up the donations. He can’t believe how many there are. Elizabeth asks if Finn’s seen the bins all over the hospital, to benefit veterans in need, and he says, of course (🍷). He didn’t know it was Chet’s doing. Chet says, after the explosion at The Floating Rib, he was down to one job, and Amy says, the best manager Beradino’s ever had. Chet says, with all that free time, he thought he’d volunteer for a non-profit that helps veterans with physical and mental injuries; make sure they have clothing, food, shelter, and medicine. Finn says, sounds like an amazing charity, and Chet says he credits Amy for getting the hospital involved. Amy says, the clothing drive has been a big hit, and Elizabeth says, that reminds her. She has a box of stuff she left home this morning, but her son is bringing it by any minute. Chet says, getting the whole family involved; he likes it. Elizabeth says she has a patient she needs to see, and leaves, and Amy asks Finn how it’s going with him and Elizabeth.

Carly tells Sam, Sonny gave excuse after excuse as to why they fell in bed together, and Sam says, as if there’s any plausible way that would be okay. Carly says, Sonny’s still in love with Nina, and is clearly compelled to act on those feelings, and Sam says she’s so sorry. Carly says, she’s not. Seeing them together gave her the clarity she needed. She’s been wrestling for months about moving forward, and if it was even possible. Now she has her answer. It’s no. Sam says she figured, and Carly says she’s not going to sit around while Sonny prioritizes the woman who destroyed their family. She’s moving forward. Her assistant is calling a divorce attorney as they speak. Sam says, divorce? That’s… Carly says, necessary, and Sam tells her, she was going to say, more like fast. Is Carly sure she’s making the right move?

Sonny says he doesn’t want to burden Phyllis with this, so he’s going to sit down. She follows him to the table, and says, it’s no burden unless he doesn’t want to talk about it. He says he wants his wife, and that’s not going to happen. She says, why not? and he says, because Carly made it clear they’re done. She says, maybe it seems that way now… and he says, that’s the way it is. Nothing’s going to change it. He sits, and she says, something must have happened; what was it? He says, he’ll tell her what happened. He made his grand gesture because he need a signal that Carly was willing to fight for their marriage. Phyllis says, she didn’t show up? and he says, she did, but it was very late, and he’d done some thinking. Carly would say he’s defending Nina because he had feelings for her, and he guesses it’s true, but he can’t shut it down. She says, and as long as they’re there, Carly refuses to be with him, and he says, no matter what. He told her he loved her, that he didn’t want to lose her, but it doesn’t matter. He guesses he should just accept that his marriage is over. She says, bull. He hasn’t done everything he can for his marriage and he knows it. She loves him and she loves Nina, but she’s afraid she hasn’t been a very good friend to either one of them. He asks what she’s talking about, and she says she hasn’t been very forthright. He says, she’s not responsible for his actions any more than she is for Nina’s, and she says she knows that, but part of being a friend, is saying the hard truths. He tells her, say it, and she says, he claims he’s tried everything to fix his marriage. Does that include telling Carly that he went off his meds, and Nina was there to get him help? He says, no, and she says, so he’s still not being honest with his wife. He rationalizes, just like he rationalized not telling Carly that he and Nina fell in love in Nixon Falls. Relationships need trust. If he keeps repeating the same mistakes, how is he going to rebuild the trust he lost? He says, how can he rebuild anything if Carly refuses to hear him?

Carly tells Sam, the sooner she puts this mess behind her, the better. She really needs to get on with her life. Sam says, that is a natural reaction, healthy even. When something hurts, you want to get as far away from it as possible. Carly says, hurts? The image of Sonny and Nina in bed is torture. Sam says, either way, the place Carly is in is not the place she should be making decisions from. Take a second, a minute, days even, to process what this means for her and her family before she puts something in motion she can’t take back. JoAnn returns, and Sam says she’ll give Carly some privacy. She leaves, and JoAnn says, the attorney does have one appointment open tomorrow, but it’s in the morning, right after Carly’s visit with Donna and Avery. Carly says, that doesn’t give her much time, and JoAnn asks what she wants to do.

Finn asks how they knew about him and Elizabeth, and Amy says, they work in a hospital. Everyone knows. He says, everyone? and she says, everyone. So is he going to give her the scoop or not? He says he’s thinking not actually, and Chet says, excuse his sister. She’s got a Valentine’s bug. Amy says, if she can’t have her own romance, she might as well help other people with theirs. Finn says, he’s good, and she says, he sounds just like Chet, refusing to let her set him up. Chet says he doesn’t need to be set up, and she says, tells that to his gaming console. Ever since he and his last girlfriend broke up, he’s been in a total rut. Chet says, thanks for that. By the way, he gets out plenty. She says, casual dates, sure, but she could find his soulmate. Finn tells Chet, good luck with all that. He’ll see Chet around. He leaves, and Amy says, Chet knows she only meddles because she loves him, right?

Portia tells Trina, after everything she and Trina’s father just said, how does she come away with them thinking she’s pathetic? Trina says, they thought she’d be spending tonight pining over some guy, and Portia says, no. It’s just that she’s been so quiet lately, ever since she came back from the trip. Taggert says, her mom is worried something happened on that trip, and Trina says, so they didn’t just ask? Portia says, they don’t want to pry, and Trina says, this is better. Portia says, she’s right. A manufactured sneak attack was not the way to go. They just want her to know they’re here for her and love her. Taggert says, if Trina has anything to get off her chest, they’re listening, and Trina says, it all started with Spencer’s girlfriend. Taggert says, that punk has a girlfriend? and Portia pokes him. He says, please go on, and Trina says, Esme pulled a mean girl stunt at the cabin, and she got upset, but she’s fine now. Portia says, of course (🍷) she’s fine now, but it’s no fun to deal with Esme’s nonsense all the time, and Taggert says, what’s this girl’s name now? Portia says, Esme, and he says, again? She says, Esme, and Trina says, it’s French. Portia says, that girl is jealous of Trina and threatened by her, and Trina says, Portia thinks so? Portia says she knows so.

Nina tells Ava, she doesn’t know where she and Sonny stand. She doesn’t know where Sonny and Carly stand for that matter. Ava says,  surely they’re over now, but Nina says she doesn’t know. She doesn’t even know if she’s rooting for that. The only reason she and Sonny slept together is, they both believed his marriage was over. He was, and is, in so much pain, she doesn’t want to see him hurt like that again. Ava asks why Sonny thought his marriage was over, and Nina says, Carly was supposed to meet him as some sort of sign she was willing to work things out, and Sonny got the impression she wasn’t coming, then Nina showed up, and things just… progressed. Ava says, they sure did, and asks if Nina thinks it was revenge sex. Nina says, no. Say what you want, but she and Sonny have real feelings for each other. It was more like they were repressing these feelings and couldn’t deny it anymore. Ava says, Nina’s wanted this; she got it. Now what is she going to do with it?

Elizabeth brings a box into the locker room, and sees Terry fixing her makeup at the sink. She asks if Terry is heading out, and Terry says she sure is. Elizabeth says, wow. She looks gorgeous. (She does.) Terry asks if Elizabeth is sure it’s not too much, but Elizabeth says, definitely not. Her date is going to be blown away. Terry says, whoever he is, and Elizabeth says, about that. If the dating app doesn’t allow them to exchange photos, how is she going to know who he is? Terry tells her, he said he’d be waiting at the bar, wearing a teal shirt, and Elizabeth says, mysterious. Terry says she’s trying not to get her hopes up. Blind dates are statistically disastrous. I’ve contributed to that statistic. The one I went on was definitely disastrous. That’s why I never did it again. Elizabeth says, but it’s no pressure, right? Just drinks? Terry says, at Charlie’s Anti-Valentine’s party. They’ve been messaging for weeks. She knows everything about him, and he knows everything about her. They just don’t know what each other looks like. Elizabeth says she has the feeling it’s going to go really well, and Terry says, from her lips. Terry says, for the clothing drive? and starts looking through the box, and Elizabeth asks if she’s a veteran. Terry says she’s making sure there’s nothing in there that she gave Elizabeth, and pulls out a garment bag. She says, nice job, donating the fancy stuff, and takes out a dress that has rips in it. She says, or not. Yikes. What happened to this? Elizabeth says, that’s the dress she wore when she got married to Franco.

Nina says, she wants to go to Sonny, but she can’t, and Ava says, why not? Nina says, his marriage just exploded, and Ava says, so? Nina says she doesn’t want to be one of those women who says, what about me? That’s kind of tacky, isn’t it? Ava says, she slept with a married man, and Nina says, she told Ava; she slept with him because she thought his marriage was over… Okay, point taken. Ava says, forget morality and go for it, but Nina says, she’s not doing that. She’s going to stop and think about what’s best for Sonny. Ava says, if it were anybody else, she’d tell Nina to give him space, but Sonny and Carly have survived a lot, and with enough time, they could survive this. So do not give them time.

Carly asks JoAnn to set the meeting, and thanks her. Sam comes back, and Carly says, meeting set. Sam says, okay, and Carly says, that’s it; okay? Sam says Carly might as well hear all her options. That doesn’t mean she has to act right away. She is known for her impulsiveness. Carly says, that’s always worked out like a charm for her, hasn’t it? and Sam says she hopes Carly doesn’t think she’s trying to tell her what to do. Carly says she doesn’t. She thinks Sam’s trying to be a friend. Sam says, good. And as a friend, she thinks she should warn Carly that if Sonny finds out she’s taking the divorce route so quickly, he’s going to be hurt. So hurt, it might be the end for the two of them. Is she prepared for that?

Sonny tells Phyllis, he wanted Carly to meet him halfway, so he’d know she was willing to fight for the marriage. Phyllis says she doesn’t know Carly well, but it’s clear she loves him. Is he sure there’s no way to salvage things? He says, he’s pretty sure, and she says, if he’s waiting for her permission to give up on his marriage, he’s wasting his time. He says, not everyone is as perfect as her and Lenny, and she says, she and Lenny didn’t have some magical romance. Some days were easy, some days were hard, but they worked on it. When you’re committed to someone, that’s what you do. You don’t just throw in the towel when things get difficult. He says he’s glad she decided to stay in Port Charles. He doesn’t know what he could have done without this tough love. His phone dings, he looks at it, and tosses it on the table. Phyllis asks, what’s wrong? and he says, Carly is meeting with a divorce lawyer tomorrow.

Nina tells Ava, she never meant for any of this to happen. If she would have just stopped for a second and considered the ramifications. Ava says, it’s a little late for that now, and Nina says, ya think? She’s in love with a man she’s caused nothing but trouble for, but she doesn’t want to do that anymore. Ava says, she doesn’t have to. If she knows Sonny, he’s off somewhere, nursing his wounds, and spiraling out. Nina could be the one to steady him. Nina says, she’s not going to take advantage of his pain, and Ava says she’s not suggesting Nina seduce the man; just be there for him. Nina loves Sonny, she wants a future with him. Be somebody he can count on. Nina says, she’s caused too much damage by being impulsive. If she cares about Sonny, and she really does, she’s got to stop that destructive behavior. Ava takes it that’s a no; Nina’s not going to go to him then. Nina says, it’s no. For once, she’s going to do the right thing. She’s not going to seek out Sonny. However things land, she’s going to accept it. Ava says, suit herself, but she thinks Nina is making a big mistake.

Terry hands Elizabeth the dress, and asks if it looked like this when she put it in the box. Elizabeth says she doesn’t know. It’s been in the garment bag for months. She hasn’t looked at it. Terry says, donating this is a big step, and Elizabeth says, in the moment, it felt important in helping her move on. Terry says, when she last saw it, months ago, it was still intact? and Elizabeth says she doesn’t know how this could have happened. Terry wonders if razer toothed moths are a thing, but Elizabeth says, there are no holes in the garment bag. Somebody shredded this, but who would have done something like that? Terry says, maybe it fell apart when she had it dry-cleaned, and Elizabeth says she thinks she’s looked at it since then. She guesses it’s a possibility… Terry tells her, say it, and Elizabeth says, today is Franco and her anniversary, and having the dress torn up like this seems like some kind of an omen. She doesn’t even know what she’s saying. Terry takes the dress, and says, let’s get a drink. She’ll reschedule her date. Elizabeth says, absolutely not, but Terry says, it’s no big deal. Elizabeth says, my God, and Terry says, what? Elizabeth says she remembers. She did look at the dress when it came back from the cleaners. There was a tear, but she just didn’t realize the extent. She’s sorry. She’s really tired and her brain is like mush. Mystery solved. Go on her date; have fun. She can’t wait to hear the details. Terry says she loves Elizabeth, and Elizabeth says she loves her too. Terry leaves, and Elizabeth looks at the dress again.

Trina says, she’ll be right back, and leaves the table. Portia sees Taggert staring at her, and asks, what is that look? He says he’s taking it all in, and she says, taking what in? He says she used to be on this singular track, focused on balancing motherhood and her career. She says, and now? and he says, now she’s just different. She hopes in a good way, and he says, in a great way. He’s not saying she wasn’t happy before, but she seems lighter. She says she thinks it has to do with her seeing Curtis. Is that terribly awkward? He says, no. She deserves joy after everything he put her through. She says she did her share of hurting him too, and he says, look at them now. Coming together when it counts for their little girl. She says, not so little anymore. Taggert needs to get out there. He says, he is out, and she says, with his ex-wife and daughter. Come on. He should start dating. He says, here we go. She’s all happy and coupled up, so she wants to see everybody else couple up. She says, maybe. Life does seem full of possibilities right now; brighter and more vibrant… She sounds like a complete idiot. He says, no. She sounds like a woman in love. Her phone dings, and she says, there go her Valentine’s plans. He says, patient emergency? and she says, yeah. Tell Trina that she had to go to the hospital, and give her this. She hands Taggert a card, and says, along with a big hug. He says, of course (🍷). Good luck with her patient. By the elevator, she calls Curtis, and says, she’s so sorry… Yeah. It’s a patient emergency, and she’s going to be at the hospital all night. She promises to make it up to him.

Sam tells Carly, she’s not defending Sonny, nor does she care if the two of them stay together, but as Carly’s friend, she’s just asking if Carly is sure. Carly says, Sonny isn’t going to know she met with a lawyer. Sam says, if Carly decides to pull the trigger, and he finds out, Carly needs to know there’s no going back. Carly says, this needs to be over. She’s done with this situation, and feels this is the only way to do it. She needs to reclaim her life. Sam says, okay, but promise her one thing. Carly says, maybe, and Sam says, go in with an open mind. Listen to what the lawyer has to say, and decide if now is the time to talk divorce. Carly says, what if it is?

Sonny tells Phyllis, it hasn’t even been 24 hours, and she’s already calling a divorce attorney. And not just any attorney. He knows this woman; she’s ruthless. Phyllis says, slow down. He doesn’t know what’s going on in Carly’s head. Don’t jump to conclusions. He says, what other conclusion can there be? Carly didn’t tell him anything. He just got a notification. He looks at his phone, and says, it’s on the calendar with Donna and Avery. Carly probably made a mistake. Talk about honesty. She says she’s not excusing Carly, however, she was deeply hurt be the revelation that he and Nina lied. And whatever happened last night must have compounded that. So don’t write them off yet. He says, Carly is writing them off, and Phyllis says, she may reconsider once she’s had a chance to cool off. He says, listen to him. Carly is calling the shots, and he ain’t having it.

Taggert tells Trina, her mom feels badly about the change in plans, and Trina says, the good news is, it brought the parental pep talk to an early close. He says, Trina does know they mean well, right? and she says she does, and she loves them for it, but they don’t have to go overboard. The waitress puts a dessert in front of Trina, and she says, like bringing her chocolate to cheer her up. He says, it’s the Valentine’s Day special.  Can he help it if he wants to celebrate how proud he is of her? She takes everything life throws at her with courage and grace, and he wants her to know, if she ever needs it, he has her back, always. He has a lot of friends in the police department. She says, got it, and takes a bite. He says, good? and she says, so good. She thanks him, and he says, anytime, and they share the dessert.

Elizabeth is looking at the dress, when Finn comes in. He says, Amy’s not in here, is she? She says, no; why? He says, no reason. What’s she got there? She says, it’s just for the clothing drive, and he says he just wanted to say goodbye. He’ll call her tomorrow. Happy Valentine’s Day. He starts to leave, and she says, wait. She knows they didn’t make plans for tonight; this day isn’t easy for her. He says, he knows it’s not, and she says, she thinks a nice mellow family dinner with him, Violet, and the boys is exactly what she needs. They can just order a pizza, and watch a movie. He says, that sounds perfect. He’ll see her later. He leaves, and she looks at the dress again, and we see how very slashed it is.

Terry is sitting at Charlie’s bar, when Chet comes in. He asks if she minds if he sits here, and she says, not at all. He takes off his coat, and she says, teal shirt. He sits, and they smile at each other.

Carly tells Sam, it’s on her, and thanks Sam for her advice. Sam says, sound advice or crappy advice? Carly says, Sam’s right. It’s best to hear what the lawyer has to say before taking action. Sam says, options are a good thing, and Carly says she’s keeping hers open.

Phyllis says, Sonny knows as well as she does, marriage is complicated. He’ll see there’s more than one way to resolve things. Or as Lenny would put it, it ain’t over until it’s over. (I think Yogi Berra said that, but okay.) She goes back to the bar, and Sonny looks at the entry on the family calendar that says Carly added an appointment with a divorce lawyer. Nina walks in, and they lock eyes.

To Be Continued….

On Monday, TJ tells Molly that someone may be coming home sooner than planned, Terry says she’s not disappointed at all, Brad tells Britt that it will be worth it, and Nina tells Sonny that they both know she has a vested interest.

☎️ A Wanted Woman…

She may no longer be running the PCPD, but Vinessa Antoine isn’t lacking for work.

🏥 Laura Colored Memories…

Great interview with Genie Francis.

👠 What Happens In Jersey…

Bill’s affair.

What Jackie says the guys think about Bill’s affair.

Teresa and Marge’s brewing feud.

https://www.cinemablend.com/television/real-housewives-of-new-jerseys-teresa-giudice-on-whether-she-and-co-star-margaret-josephs-could-ever-be-friends-again

📖 Not Telling All…

Jackie’s writing a book, but it’s not about what you think.

💎 Thanks For Sharing…

Seriously. Who could stay away from Mr. Puppers for very long?

🤦🏽‍♀️ No Reason Is Good Enough…

She doesn’t seem like an idiot. Maybe he knows where the bodies are buried.

⚰️ Spinning Dead…

I guess they’re not counting Origins as a spinoff. Or as I call it, a cheap way to extend the franchise.

🐶 Kicking Off…

Your guide to the best Bowl of all.

https://www.discovery.com/shows/puppy-bowl/see/puppy-bowl-xviii-ulti-mutt-fan-guide

🎧 Quotes of the Week

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Think before you speak. Read before you think. – Fran Lebowitz

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?Tina Fey

Every piece of the universe, even the tiniest little snow crystal, matters somehow. I have a place in the pattern, and so do you. – T. A. Barron (So don’t step on any butterflies.)

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. – Dolly Parton

Prejudice is a burden that confuses the past, threatens the future, and renders the present inaccessible. – Maya Angelou

I guess Walmart had other plans. – a woman, who ordered ice cream on Instacart, but got sausage, egg, and cheese breakfast rolls as a substitute

Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary. – Oscar Wilde

🏈 Out Of Bounds…

Whether you watch a Bowl, go bowling, or just consider a bowl something to eat ice cream out of, enjoy the weekend; or the next two sunrises for those off the work grid. See you on the Valentine’s flipside. Until then, stay safe, stay keeping your heart and mind open, and stay knowing, it ain’t over until it’s over. No matter who said it.

February 8, 2022 – Peter Teaches Victor Economics, Dolores Has a Housewarming Party, Ultimate Ramona, Oscar Talk & Umi

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

On the phone at the hospital, Sam says, give Scout a big hug and kiss… Okay, just a hug, but make it two… Yes, one for her, and one from – Drew walks in – dad.

Chase says, there’s nothing to be gained by keeping this a secret anymore, and Ned asks what he’s talking about. Maxie says, Chase is right; it’s time. It’s the only way they’re going to find Louise. Anna says she means Bailey, but Maxie says, no. Bailey is Louise. Bailey is her daughter. Ned says maybe Maxie should sit down, and he’ll get her a glass of water. Maxie says she doesn’t need water; she’s fine. He says, she doesn’t need to be brave for them. She’s been through hell. Peter’s lies, his crimes, losing her daughter. Now her father’s in the hospital. It’s enough to break the strongest of them. Brook says, Maxie’s as strong as they come.

Deanna comes out of Mac’s room, and Felicia and Robert ask how he is. Deanna says, Mac is resting comfortably. Felicia says, that’s good news, right? and Robert says, of course (🍷) it is. Felicia asks if they can see him, but Deanna says, not yet; he’s still in recovery. She says she’s sorry, and jets, and Robert tells Felicia, he’s getting the best possible care here. Mac’s got them, and another good reason to hate Peter August. She says, that grudge alone is enough to light a fire under Mac. He’ll be out of GH in no time. Robert says, yeah, and they look through the window at Mac.

Peter says, he needs Victor to make arrangements to get him and Louise out of Port Charles, and Victor asks, what’s in it for him? Peter says, he’s going to make Victor a very contented man. He’s going to unearth the buried secrets of Drew Cain. Victor says, Peter’s been saying this for how long now? and Peter says, Victor’s perseverance is about to pay off. All he asks in exchange is for safe passage for him and his daughter out of Port Charles. Victor says, Peter’s requests continue to multiply, and Peter says, that’s economics; he controls the demand, and Victor controls the supply, and Victor knows he has to deal with Peter. So tell him, what’s it going to be?

Carly follows the white rose petal path to the stateroom. She opens the door, and is surprised to see Sonny in bed with Nina. Sonny and Nina are just as surprised to see her.

Felicia asks Deanna if they can see Mac, and Deanna says, they can go in now, but only one visitor at a time. Robert tells Felicia to do it. Mac might see him and have a heart attack. She thanks Robert, hugs him, and goes into Mac’s room, where he’s hooked up to a ventilator, among other things.

In the hallway, Laura touches Robert’s shoulder, and hugs him when he turns around.

Felicia takes Mac’s hand, and asks if he can feel it. She’s not letting go. Robert’s here. Robin’s trying to get a flight out. She told Robin that she was wasting her time. By the time she gets here, he’ll be back in action. He made an honest woman out of her. She’s damned if she’ll start lying for him now.

Ned says he doesn’t doubt Maxie’s strength, but she can’t go around saying Bailey is her daughter. That’s… Brook says, the truth. Bailey isn’t Bailey. Bailey is Louise. He says, no, Maxie’s daughter was lost in the woods, but Maxie says, that wasn’t the plan. Bobbie was supposed to help her give birth in Beecher’s Corners, far away from Peter, giving her plenty of time to say goodbye to Louise before she left with Brook. Brook asks if Maxie wants her to tell the rest, but Maxie says she can do it. She was supposed to come home and say she lost her baby, and never see her again until Peter was in prison and Louise was safe. Then she would come home. Anna says, but her plan never came off, and Dante says, because Peter had his own plan to kidnap Maxie. Brook says, they improvised. It worked for a while. They thought they got the better of Peter. Chase says, but he got Louise anyway.

Peter says, if Victor won’t step up and make arrangements, he’ll secure his own departure. Victor says, without his help, Peter will be recaptured, and Peter says, perhaps, but then DA Scorpio might want to cut a deal with him based on his knowledge of Victor’s interest in Drew. Victor says, meet him at Pier 55, which is apparently the only pier anyone ever meets at. He’ll make sure Peter gets out of Port Charles undetected. Peter says, smart choice, and Victor tells Yohan, fuel is precious. Peter August is just wasted carbon. He’s just outlived his usefulness.

Peter asks what Louise thinks. Can they trust old Victor? He has proved treacherous, and will prove so again and again, given the chance. So, they’re not going to give him one.

Carly says she knew it, and Sonny says she’s got to listen to him. She says, he’s a liar, and he says, Kristina told him that she wasn’t showing up. She says, Peter August escaped, Dante was hurt, Mac was shot, and she thought he’d want to know. She walks off, and Nina says she didn’t mean for that to happen. Sonny says he knows, and starts getting dressed. Nina says she’s sorry, and he says, so is he.

Carly goes out to the deck, and sees the ring set sitting on the railing. She opens the box, and looks at the rings.

Nina hands Sonny his watch, and he thanks her. He says, listen… but she says, there’s nothing to say. He says, there’s plenty. He’s got to see this through. She says, of course (🍷), and he leaves.

Carly flashes back to when she and Sonny were practically children, and he tells her that she complicated his life. She makes him laugh, and she’s strong; she’s his heart. He’s asking her to marry him. He wants to spend the rest of his life with her. In the present, she looks at the rings in her palm, and Sonny comes out.

At the hospital, Sam asks if Drew heard, and he says, about Peter’s escape? Yeah. Anna called him. How’s Dante? She says, his injuries weren’t that serious, thank goodness, and he asks if she’s okay. She says, nothing that Peter’s corpse won’t fix, and he says he’ll see what he can do about that. She tells him, don’t take any chances, and he says he was separated from his daughter for two long years. He’s not about to risk losing her again. She says, but? and he says, if he has the opportunity to take Peter down, he’s going to take it, but only if it’s a sure bet. He has a second chance at the life he once had. There’s no way he’s letting it go now.

On the phone, Doc says, he’s on his way… He loves her too. Charlotte asks if that was about her father, but he says, he’s sorry. Laura doesn’t have any news about him yet. She says, he always calls her. She doesn’t know why he didn’t. Doc says, they can talk to Dante about that. Why doesn’t she get her coat, and they’ll go to the hospital? She says she’d rather stay here in case her father comes to pick her up. She texted him that she’s staying with Doc and her grandmother. She’s old enough to stay by herself, and Esme will be there soon. She won’t be alone for long, and Doc’s doorman won’t let anyone through. He tells her, all right, but she doesn’t set foot outside unless she hears from him or her grandmother. Understood? She says, yes, sir. She’ll order pizza. She’s not going anywhere until she sees her father.

Laura tells Robert, the good news is, Dante has taken over the PCPD, and the manhunt is well on its way. Unfortunately, he’s had to divide his resources. Robert asks, what’s happened? and she says, Ned Quartermaine’s granddaughter Bailey has been kidnapped. He says, it’s probably by Peter. The manhunt finds him, they’ll find the child. She asks why Peter would want Bailey, and he says, because Bailey is Peter and Maxie’s daughter Louise.

Maxie says, she knows that this is a lot to process, and she’s sorry she deceived all of them, but Peter stole her daughter. Anna hugs her, and Dante comes back. Anna asks what they have, and he says, the perp, Peter, got in through the breezeway and in through the kitchen. Anna asks if Brook or Chase were present, and Chase says, they were, but they were out on the patio. They didn’t hear a thing. Otherwise, Peter would be in custody. Brook tells Maxie that she’s so sorry, but Maxie says, it’s not her fault Peter escaped. They have to focus on Louise right now. Chase says, Maxie is right, and tells Brook not to spend another second blaming herself. He asks Dante where they are in the search, and Dante says they’re searching the beach, and going door-to-door, talking to neighbors. Chase says, have them check his car. Peter took his car seat, and it will confirm Peter is the perp. Maxie says, they don’t need confirmation. Peter took Louise, and they need to find him. Anna says, they have to allow the police to be thorough. Peter might have left evidence that will help to pick up his trail. Dante says, they have to go by the book. Otherwise, he gets off on a technicality. Maxie says, that could take forever, and Anna says, there’s a faster way for them to find him – Maxie.

Sonny says he waited for Carly, and she laughs. She says, she went to the hospital to make sure his son wasn’t dead. He’s okay, by the way. Sonny says, Kristina told him that Carly wasn’t coming, that she couldn’t do it, and she says, so he jumped in bed with Nina? He says, if she felt they could fix things between them, why didn’t she come hours ago? and she asks, how can she fix her marriage when there are three people in it? He tells her, leave Nina out of it, and she says, he didn’t. Now, every time she closes her eyes, she sees him in bed with Nina. How many times has this happened? He says, not once, and she asks, how many times did he want it to happen? He says, maybe as many times as she wanted it to happen with Jason. Oh snap! She says, he’s making this about Jason? He says, that’s not what he meant, and she tells him, he said what he meant. He’s been holding onto that for months, waiting to throw it in her face. Nice way to deflect from him cheating on her with that bitch. He says, maybe he was holding onto it because there’s some truth to it. She says, Jason is dead, and Sonny says, and she still loves him. She says, he was her best friend. He saved her life while Nina played Sonny like a marionette in her land of make believe. Yes, she loved him. He says, and she wants him back, and she says, doesn’t he? He says, Carly wants Jason back because she wants to be with him. She’s been hoping for this to happen. She says she can’t believe this, and he says, she’s been stringing him along, giving him hope. All he was doing is showing her how much he loves her, and how he didn’t want to lose her. He wanted to save their marriage. She says, he never held Nina accountable for hurting their family. Not once. He says, so now this marriage is going to blow up in his face because she finds an excuse. She asks if he thinks she wants to destroy their family, and she’s using this as an excuse, but he says, no. He thinks she’s using it as an excuse to wallow in her misery, and pine for Jason’s ghost. She says, Jason didn’t cheat on her; he did. He can rewrite this story any way he wants, but the ending is the same. They are over, and this is on him.  

Drew tells Sam, he hereby promises not to engage in any unnecessary risk. She can hold him to it. She says she will, and he says, she’ll keep him honest. Speaking of honesty, does she have a minute to talk? She says, actually, she wanted to talk to him about something too, and suggests they go somewhere more private. Drew says, as much as he wants to, he’s not 100% sure he can wait long enough to relocate. She says, sounds serious, and he says he’s afraid so. It’s about them. She says, actually, she was about to say the same thing.

Maxie says she’s trying to rack her brain, and think of all the moments she spent with Peter in all the years she wasted with him; think of something that could lead to him. But if she knew something, she would tell them. Anna says, Maxie can use them as fresh eyes in the situation she’s been dealing for close to a year. Just start simple. Bobbie was supposed to help her deliver Louise. Who else knew about the plan? Bobbie, Brook… Chase says he only just found out, and Brook says, he put the pieces together just as Valentin was learning Bailey wasn’t his daughter. Maxie says, Britt knew. She was supposed to help deliver Louise, but then she went on the run with Jason, and dropped out of that plan, but Maxie never told her that Bailey was Louise. Dante says, anyone else? and Brook says, Nina, but Maxie says, Nina would have taken that secret to the grave. Anna suggests they go back to GH and check on Maxie’s dad. They can do more brainstorming in the car. Brook tells Maxie, this is our girl’s lovey, handing her a blankie toy. She says, when Maxie finds her, she’ll want this.  

Outside, Dante says, Peter found out recently, and Anna says, someone else knew Bailey is Louise. And whoever that person is, if they find them, he or she will lead them to Peter.

Victor asks if it’s done, and Yohan says, the escape routes have been cut off. Peter won’t be leaving here. Victor says, Peter has a talent for escape. Tell the men, there must be no mistakes. Either Victor gets his way or Peter August dies. Correction. He gets his way and Peter August dies.

On the phone, Charlotte asks if Nina has heard from her papa, but Nina says she didn’t know he was missing. Charlotte says, when he goes away, he always tells her. He checks in. He’s been gone two days, and she didn’t know who else to call. Nina says she’s sure Anna can help with that, when there’s a knock at the door. Charlotte says, her pizza just arrived, and Nina says, she’ll check in with Anna, and call Charlotte back. Enjoy her pizza. Charlotte opens the door, and Peter is standing there. He says, hello, Charlotte. He brought her pizza. She tries to close the door, but he sticks his foot in it. He goes inside, and we see the real delivery guy on the floor in the hallway.

Felicia says, Mac is going to keep her hanging. Isn’t that his way? She flashes back to when they were also practically children, and she tells him that she wants to marry him and spend the rest of her life with him. She thinks they belong together. Please say he loves her and wants to marry her. He says he believes she loves him; maybe for the first time. For the record, he’d be honored to marry her. In the present, she says, the honor’s been all mine, partner, and puts her head on his chest.

Doc joins Laura and Robert, and asks, how’s Mac? Robert says, still unconscious, and Laura asks if Charlotte is all right. Doc says, she’s worried about Valentin, and Laura says, of course (🍷). It’s not like him to be away this long without getting in touch with her. Doc asks if he can see Mac, and Robert says, Felicia is in with him, and they’re only allowing one visitor in at a time. But, he is a doctor. Doc says he’s not above pulling rank, if the DA backs him up. Robert says, deal, and wanders off. Doc gives Laura a kiss and a hug, and goes into Mac’s room.

Peter meets Victor, who asks, where’s his daughter? Peter says, Louise is his concern. Has Victor done what he asked? Victor says, he’s arranged for Peter’s final withdrawal from Port Charles, and Peter says, lead the way. Victor says, just as soon as Peter holds up his end of the bargain, and Peter says, as soon as Victor gets him and Louise out of here, he’ll tell Victor everything he wants to know about Drew. Victor says, let him remind Peter, terms are set by the party in control, but Peter says, Victor is wrong if he thinks he has any say. Perhaps he’ll take his chances and Drew’s secrets elsewhere. He turns to leave, but Yohan blocks his path. Victor tells him, careful. One more step, and he’s a dead man.

Ned says he needs to speak to Brook alone, but Chase says, with all due respect, he’d like to stay. Brook says, she’ll be fine; just don’t go too far. He leaves, and Ned says, Chase really put himself on the line for Brook. She says, Detective Chase is a glutton for punishment, and he says, so is she. She opened herself up to all kinds of major repercussions. There may be real hell to pay for passing Maxie’s daughter off as her own. She says, it’s a small price considering, and he says, Peter’s still out there. Everyone involved is in Maxie’s scheme is in danger. She says, and Bailey’s gone, and he says, but there never was a Bailey, was there?

Drew says he thought he had this all figured out. They were done. Sam was with Jason, and he was fine with that, because the most important thing was knowing she and Scout were happy and safe. He made peace, and moved on, but then he got thrown into a cell for two years, and had no idea if he was going to get out. The one thing that kept him going was the hope that he’d see his family again. He’d see Scout, Monica, and all the crazy Quartermaines. He’d see Sonny and Carly, and Sam. She’s his family. She says he’s her family too, and he says, that leads him to the thing that’s been bugging him a little. What kind of family are they?

Nina comes into the hospital, and tells Sam that she heard about Peter’s escape. Mac was shot, and Dante was knocked out? Are they okay? Sam says, Mac is out of surgery. Dante went through a bunch of tests, but they said he’s going to be fine. Nina says, thank God. Sam must have been a wreck. Sam says she didn’t realize she was holding her breath until they got the good news, and Nina says, Sam must have been scared, given how much she cares for Dante, and Sam says, of course (🍷). She loves him.

Sonny says, so that’s it? Carly is going to walk? She says, he walked, but he says he’s been doing everything he can to save their marriage. She says, that’s why she came tonight, and he says, let’s talk then, but she says, hell no. There’s no reason to talk. He says, there’s a reason; Avery and Donna. She says, he didn’t give a damn about Avery and Donna five minutes ago. She’s not going to hang their marriage on them, so they can watch her and Sonny hate each other and fight, and destroy each other. She won’t do it. He says he doesn’t hate her; he misses her. She says, he missed Nina, but he says, no. She says, be honest, and he says, let’s make this about him and Carly. She always has to pick a bad guy. She says she didn’t have to look far. She was laying in bed next to Sonny twenty minutes ago. He says, that was a mistake; he wishes it didn’t happen. She says, like he wishes Nixon Falls didn’t happen? and he says, those are feelings he doesn’t want to have. He didn’t seek to have these feelings. He can’t just wish them out of existence. It’s going to take time. She says, okay, so he wants her to give him the time he refused to give her. She gets having feelings you don’t want to, because after seeing him in bed with Nina, she has plenty thanks to him.

Brook tells Ned, it’s true. She was never pregnant. For a second, she thought she might be, but she was wrong. He says she had him going, and she says, if she couldn’t convince him, how could she convince Valentin? She had to get her ELQ shares back. He says, she made him believe he was a grandfather, just to get those damn shares, and she says she didn’t do it for the shares; she did it for him, to fix their relationship. Then Valentin made it clear that he wasn’t going to hand over the shares without the baby. That’s when she learned about Maxie’s situation with Peter. He says, then she realized she and Maxie could help each other, and she says, and it worked… until it didn’t. He says, the charade went on too long, and she says, they didn’t know if Peter was dead or alive. Maxie didn’t want to take a chance that Peter would return, which he did. It was a total nightmare. She lost the shares, now Bailey is gone, and now him… She’s sorry she failed him again. He must hate her. He says he could never hate her, and she says, disappointed and embarrassed. He says, he fell in love with his granddaughter, and now he doesn’t have one. He never did. He won’t lie. He’s disappointed and hurt, and a few other things, but – he takes her hand – he’s also proud of her. Prouder than he’s ever been.

Nina tells Sam that she’s going to see if she can get an update on Mac. and leaves. Sam asks if Drew wanted to finish their conversation, and he promises it won’t take more than a minute. He just wanted to say if things between them felt confused or undefined since he’s been back, that’s on him. Don’t get him wrong. He’s thrilled to be home, but after all the euphoria wound down and the reunions were over, he wanted to snap back into his old life, only to find everybody else had moved on. He was grasping at something familiar, except she’s out of reach.

Anna tells Maxie, they’ll go straight up and see Mac. Dante sees Drew and Sam, and says he’ll catch up with them, and Anna and Maxie get in the elevator. Drew tells Sam that he’s so sorry if he muddied her relationship with Dante, because he’s so happy for her and for Dante. That’s what he wanted to say. She thanks him, and says, he still is family… isn’t he? He says she can count on that, and goes over to Dante. He asks if Dante is good, and Dante says, he is, thanks. Drew tells him, keep it that way. Sam needs him. Drew leaves, and Dante goes over to Sam.

Sonny tells Carly that he doesn’t want the marriage to be over. They can start over. He got some rings. One to replace the one he lost, and one… She says, those rings aren’t going to change anything, and he says, it was a mistake. She says, was it? Or was it something he wanted ever since he came back from Nixon Falls? He says, when he came back from Nixon Falls, he wanted her. He loves her and needs her. She tells him, save it for Nina, but he says he wants her. She says, he wants them both, and no amount of time is going to change that. He can’t have them both, and he can’t make a choice, so she’s making a choice. She’s choosing herself. Goodbye. She leaves, and once again, Sonny is alone on the Haunted Star.

Maxie asks if there’s any update on Mac, but Laura says, he hasn’t regained consciousness yet, but Robert, Doc, and Maxie’s mom are in there. Maxie hopes there’s room for one more, and goes in. Anna says, thank God Laura is here. She has a thought about Peter, and wants to run it by her. Laura says, of course (🍷), and Anna says she wants to bring Dante into the conversation; he’s downstairs. Laura says she’s just going to tell Doc that she’s stepping away.

Sonny looks at the inscription on the ring, until the end, and flashes back to (maybe) the first time he married Carly. She says, she’ll always love him, even though it’s not always easy, and even though she wants to stop loving him sometimes. God knows she’s tried, but she can’t. He’s it for her. He was from the beginning and will be until the end. Back on the yacht, Sonny puts the rings in the palm of his hand, and drops them into the water.

Maxie says, every time she needed Mac when she was growing up, he was there for her. When she lost Georgie, and Nathan, and when she needed a hero, he brought Frisco home for her. Except he was her hero the whole time. Don’t go ruining his winning streak. They need him to come back to them. He opens his eyes, and Felicia laughs.

Dante says he knows Sam wants to ask if he’s okay, and she says, why should she, when he’s just going to tell her everything is fine. He says, how about her and Drew? It looked pretty intense. Is everything cool? He adds, it’s none of his business, but she says, it’s all of his business. She wouldn’t say cool; that’s not what’s going on. She’d say clear. Clear is more appropriate. Everything is clear with her and Drew. He says he’s sorry, but she says, don’t be, and hugs him. Laura and Anna come out of the elevator, and Sam says, go. He thanks her, and she says, be careful. He says, anything for her.

Carly sees someone on the Quartermaine patio, and says, Michael? She realizes it’s Drew, and he says, sorry to disappoint.  

Coming out of the hospital elevator on the phone, Nina leaves a voicemail for Britt. She says she’s been trying to get ahold of Britt and Obrecht. Call her as soon as she gets this. It’s important. Sonny walks into the hospital, and they look at each other.  

Brook says, Ned is proud of her? and he says, yes. She risked so much in order to protect Maxie and her baby. Brook tells him that it didn’t start for altruistic reasons, but he says, still, she kept up the charade long after the ELQ shares were lost to her. She protected Bailey… Louise at great personal risk to herself, and he’s in awe of her. She says, he’s not mad at her? Even a little bit? He says, scared maybe, at what the truth is doing to her now. He saw her fall in love with that baby, and now she’s gone. Brook cries, and says, if anything happens to her, she will kill Peter with her bare hands. Ned holds her, and says, listen to him. She will come home safely. She asks how he knows that, and he says, he knows that because she has the strength of two mothers behind her.

Deanna says, Mac is awake, and more or less lucid. Felicia asks if they can see him, and Deanna says, just don’t tire him out. Felicia, Maxie, Robert and Doc go into Mac’s room, and Robert asks how Mac feels, having all these people waxing lyrical about their affection for him, while he hovers between life and death. Doc says, he believes the psychiatric term is drama queen, and Felicia asks how long Mac is going to make them wait on him hand and foot. He says, breakfast in bed, partner, and she kisses his cheek. He says, Dante? and Robert says, he checked out of the hospital already. As for Peter August, he’s the subject of a police manhunt. Maxie says, by the time Mac is done with his little vacay, Peter will be back in custody, and Felicia says, everyone will be back where they belong.

Anna tells Dante that she was just explaining to Laura, Peter is going to need help getting away. And there’s one person in this town who’s been willing to help Peter in the past. Laura says, Victor Cassadine

Victor tells Peter, that wasn’t so hard, was it? and Peter says, Victor got everything he wanted. Now call off his men. Victor says, in a moment, and Yohan punches Peter. Peter drops to his knees, and Victor says, that concludes their bargain. Here’s to Port Charles’s first good night sleep in four long years. Peter laughs, and says, bad idea. Victor asks, why? and Peter says, if Victor kills him, Victor’s granddaughter Charlotte dies too.

Tomorrow, Laura tells Anna, it actually tracks with her theories; Obrecht says when this is over, someone will answer to her; Peter asks Victor if they have deal; and Nina tells Sonny, all the secrets have been for nothing.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Jennifer told Marge to get her facts straight. Bill had slept with a pharmaceutical rep, not his office manager. Marge said Jennifer wasn’t honest, and we flashed back to Jennifer dragging on Marge and Marge Sr. for cheating. In Marge’s interview, she said, Jennifer was the biggest hypocrite. Any time Jennifer’s name came up, Bill’s affair was the first thing people thought about. In Jackie’s interview, she said, she knew about the affair because Marge told her. Dolores said she felt sorry for Jennifer, and in her interview, she said, problems in a marriage shouldn’t be broadcasted. That’s why people said, let’s take it outside. Jennifer wailed to Bill that she wanted to go home. Joe #2 said that he liked Bill, but his wife was a blabbermouth, who had called him a crook on social media. Gia mumbled about Joe talking smack about her father when he didn’t deserve it. Joe was like, what’s that? and she told him that he was disrespectful to her. He said he’d never let his kids talk to their elders like that, asked where she was raised, and stomped off. Lewis followed him, and Teresa told Melissa that the closest thing to a father Gia had was Joe #2. Gia went to make nice, or at least calm things down, and Melissa and Teresa followed her. I thought the party was going to be in the driveway pretty soon, and Gia said she didn’t need an entourage. Joe wouldn’t let her talk, still trying to get his point across, and said he’d been dealing with this for 20 years. We flashed back to various tussles between him and Joe #1, including an actual fistfight. He told Gia that he’d been sticking up for his sister and parents. Gia yelled, could she speak? and asked why he was talking smack about her father. He said, because it was true, and Gia walked away. Melissa suggested Joe let Gia believe what she wanted. In Joe’s interview, he said he wasn’t suggesting the kids not love their father, but Joe #1 had hurt the family, and he wasn’t holding it in. Gia came back, and said Joe was still looking at her like she was five. He might be mad at her father, but didn’t he think her father was mad at himself? He wasn’t even in the country. Her sisters had also been through enough, and it was five years ago. They sort of hugged it out, and in Gia’s interview, she said she hoped it was a baby step in the right direction. They told Lewis, welcome to the family.

In Jennifer’s interview, she said, the night before had been rough. Olivia was having a pool party for her 8th birthday, and she hadn’t gotten any sleep. Bill was hiding upstairs, embarrassed, and she was trying to do everything she could so the kids didn’t sense anything was wrong and mommy was having a meltdown. Teresa arrived, followed by Dolores, and Dolores told Jennifer that she’d held her own. Teresa was pissed that it was at her party, and Jennifer said, it happened 10 years ago, and she was over it. She’d been pregnant with her 4th kid, and they’d just moved to New Jersey. She’d found a receipt for bottle service, then a text. In her interview, she said, once the baby came, she wanted to make it work, and they never spoke about it again. Teresa said Jennifer didn’t owe anyone any explanations. Then the ice cream truck came, and everyone forgot about everything else, as we all would.

Jackie’s parents and brothers came over to bid farewell to the kids, who were going to sleepaway camp in Florida. In Jackie’s interview, she said she hated camp. She’d been an awkward, chubby teenager with big Staten Island hair, and the other girls wanted no part of her. She thought it would be different for her kids, since they were outgoing and sporty. Dolores met Marge at a fancy home store since Dolores had nothing for her new townhouse. Delores told Marge that she didn’t think Marge was right in bringing up Bill’s affair, but Marge said Jennifer had pushed it, and wondered what you should say when someone was such a hypocrite.

Jackie visited Jennifer, and in Jennifer’s interview, she said she felt she should invite Jackie over, since they’d made up. Also (and probably the real motive), Jackie had gone through something similar last year, and Jennifer was hoping she could shed light on why Marge would do something like this. Jackie told Jennifer that she’d known about Bill’s affair because Marge told her, but she’d never said anything. She didn’t want to hurt another woman. Jennifer said she never believed what was said about Evan, and Jackie said Jennifer had talked about Marge, and Marge came back at her. They’d hurt each other. In Jennifer’s interview, she said she hadn’t told her parents, sister, or best friend, and in Jackie’s interview, she said, at the end, she was able to tell her kids that the rumor wasn’t true, but Jackie would have to tell hers that their dad cheated. In the meantime, Marge told Dolores that Jennifer had attacked her for having an affair, attacked her mother, and dragged Jackie through the mud. In Marge’s interview, she said, Jennifer had been trying to get dirt on Evan, but she hadn’t told Jackie. She told Dolores that Jennifer had tried to shake down her friends in Tenafly for info on Evan. Dolores said she’d thought what Marge did was wrong, but not anymore. She wouldn’t have done it, but she got it. In her interview, she said, now that she found out what Jennifer had done, there were consequences for that. She told Marge that she wanted to invite everyone to her new townhouse.

Delores had an amazing spread for her housewarming, and in her interview, she said, living by herself was freedom. She told the women she hadn’t seen much of David; they were seeing each other less and less. In Melissa’s interview, she said, Dolores talked about being happy with the David situation, but she thought Dolores wanted more. Marge told Dolores that she thought Teresa was still mad at her, and we flashed back to Marge telling Teresa that Lewis needed to address the video. Melissa said she didn’t think the video bothered Teresa, but it bothered her that other people were bothered by it. In her interview, Marge said she’d investigated the retreat, and they broke you down so you didn’t have hostility toward women. They told you what a POS you were, and instead of taking it out on women, they took it out on each other. (Hey, whatever works.) Jennifer arrived, and in Jackie’s interview, she said she knew what it was like to walk in and have to face the person who said something about your husband. We flashed back to Teresa handing out vibrators, and suggesting Jackie put it up her ass. Jackie sat in another room with Jennifer, giving her a pep talk, when Dolores joined them, and told Jennifer there was no reason to cry. In her interview, Dolores said, Jennifer went around raving about how happy she was, then knocked people. If she was living that life, why was she falling apart? Marge joined them, and asked why Jennifer was crying. Jackie got up, and Marge sat down, Jackie wandering off. Jennifer said, it was overwhelming, and she didn’t want to fight with Marge. Marge said she didn’t want to fight either, but Jennifer’s behavior was hypocritical. Jennifer said she’d only given her opinion on things Marge had been vocal about, but Marge said Jennifer had pushed it, including what she’d done to Jackie in digging up dirt on Evan. Hearing her name, Jackie flew back, and asked what was up with that. Jennifer said, Frank claimed he knew things, and so she looked into it. Only out of curiosity; it was human nature. Jackie said, Jennifer was trying to get something on her husband, when it was Jennifer’s husband who had done stuff [sic]. She commented on others’ marriages when she knew she had her own problems. Jennifer said it had been 10 years ago, and Marge hit below the belt – her babies! Yep, when all else fails, cry about the babies. Melissa wondered, what was the big deal? and in new Housewife Traci’s interview, she said, she and Melissa had been friends for years, but she was baffled as to why Melissa couldn’t understand why Jennifer was falling apart. In Marge’s interview, she said everyone was too emotional. Drop it. Dolores said, let’s eat, and Melissa thought it would be a good idea to get more champagne flowing, because when emotions are high, alcohol is the best thing to pour on them. Then Teresa was added to the mix.

Teresa asked what she missed, and Jackie said, Jennifer needed to recognize her part in what had happened with Marge. In Jackie’s interview, she said, as frustrated as she was, it was hard to see another woman in pain. She could be the bigger person since Jennifer needed support. In Marge’s interview, she said, what was painful to Jennifer’s family was Bill cheating, not that the truth was made public. Because we can’t get away from it, Teresa said, that’s why she told Jackie about the rumor; she was being a girl’s girl. In her interview, Jackie said, to this day, Teresa doesn’t feel she did anything wrong, and in Dolores’s interview, she said, Teresa’s rationale makes no sense to anyone except Teresa. Marge said Jennifer had chastised her for things that were going on in her own backyard. Jennifer said she was removing herself from this situation, and walked out. Melissa said Jennifer wanted to talk about everyone else, when she had her own sh*t to deal with, and Dolores said Jennifer had to face something she’d been sweeping under the rug. Traci thought maybe Jennifer was embarrassed because her façade was crumbling, and Marge said, this is no f***ing fairy tale.

Next time, Joe tries to talk with his nieces, another party, and another fight.

🏝 On Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip, the main takeaway point was, Ramona is a jerk no matter where she goes. She called Kenya a bitch for no reason before they even landed, and I’m sure I don’t have to tell you about her behavior in choosing a room. She was called out by everyone from Cynthia, who said Ramona couldn’t read a room, to Kenya, flat-out calling her an a-hole. The cast consists of Cynthia, Kenya, Melissa, Teresa, Kyle, LuAnn, and Ramona. The jury is still out, but it doesn’t look very promising.

🏆 Nom, Nom, Nom…

The Oscar nominations, snubs, and surprises.

https://www.cnn.com/entertainment/live-news/2022-oscars-nominations/index.html

https://ew.com/awards/oscars/oscar-nominations-2022-snubs-surprises/

🚌 This Is My Stop…

Get on the bus with me tomorrow for some soap and a peek at what’s happening in the OC. Until then, stay safe, stay taking time for yourself, and stay remembering, as Kenya told Ramona, if it looks like an a-hole, and talks like an a-hole, then it’s probably an a-hole.

⚠️ Warning: possible naughty words