What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

 

General Hospital

Ned startles Tracy, who’s peering into the living room between the pocket doors. He asks who she’s spying on, and she says she’s not spying. Tell her what he sees. We see Nelle, telling herself, another mimosa, Miss Nelle? Don’t mind if I do. Ned says, it’s Nelle in their living room, helping herself to their breakfast and talking to herself. Tracy says, good. Her eyes aren’t deceiving her. She starts to go upstairs, and Ned asks where she’s going. She says, to get daddy’s Winchester.

On the phone, Michael says, it was spur of the moment. He had to get Nelle away from Wiley, and it was the only way. It’s just temporary. Carly is about to go off, and Jason tells her, Michael is handling it; it’s his situation. She says she can’t believe Brad let Nelle be near Wiley physically. (How else? Psychically?) Jason says they have bigger problems to deal with, and she says, like who targeted her family.

One of Sonny’s guys punches the gunman, who’s tied to a chair. Sonny says the guy shot up his warehouse. His wife was inside, and that’s a problem for him. His guy punches the gunman sone more.

On the phone at Kelly’s, Sam says she’s fine. She’s keeping a low profile. How is he? Jason says, it’s quiet there. The police are still going over the warehouse. She asks if he’s had any sleep, and he says, enough. She tells him that he needs to rest, but he says he’s fine. He’s been through this before. He asks her to tell the kids he loves them. She says they love him too.

Finn calls Anna, but gets voicemail. He says he wanted to give her an update. He just left Laura, and she’s conscious. Her prognosis is good. He’s going to grab a coffee, and then he’ll be home.

Anna’s phone is on the floor, and her wrists are tied to her bannister. She calls for help, and Peter comes down the stairs. He says no one is going to save her. I’m assuming this is a dream.

Jax asks Sasha how she’s doing, and she says she’s tired; she didn’t sleep well. Jax says she has a lot to think about. He doesn’t know her well, but he does know Michael. He’s a good man, but his loyalty has put him in danger before. He’s not trying to frighten her, but wants her to know what she’s getting herself into. She says Michael filled her in, but she hasn’t asked a lot of questions. Jax says, Michael steers clear of Sonny’s business, but that doesn’t mean Sonny’s business steers clear of him. Anyone attached to the Corinthos family is eventually affected by Sonny’s chosen profession. 

Michael asks if Jason has any leads, and Jason says they hope to have a name soon. Michael says, then what? and Jason says, depends on the name. Carly says she wasn’t the target; they went after Sonny and Michael in public. Jason says, anyone who acts out in the open like that wants to dismantle Sonny’s organization in one preemptive strike, and she says, they tried to take Sonny and Michael out, but they gambled and lost.

On another call, Sam says she’ll see them when she sees them. She’s not hurt, but she can’t get into it on the phone. She thinks with their help, she and Jason can be together for good this time. They’ll talk later. Finn comes over to the table to say hi, and a bodyguard moves forward. Sam says, it’s okay, and tells Finn, it’s a recent development. It’s been tense. Finn says he was just with Laura in the OR, and her prognosis is good. He’s sure when she’s better, she’ll want to focus on who’s responsible.

Ned says, the Winchester hasn’t been fired in thirty years, Tracy will shoot her eye out. I die laughing. Tracy says it’s the only way to get that greedy opportunist out of their lives, but Ned says they can get the shares without waving a rifle in Nelle’s face. Tracy says, she has to be finessed. Ned says they’ll strategize on how best to propel her back into the abyss from whence she came. Nelle comes out, and asks, who’s going into the abyss? Tracy says, why you, my dear.

Peter says Anna has been playing him for a fool, pretending to be on his side. But she got careless and revealed her true colors. Now she has to pay. Violet comes out in costume with a toy ray gun, and says not if she has anything to do with it. Peter says, Captain Marvel! Not the cosmic rays! Violet pretends to shoot him, and he falls to the ground. Anna says, her hero; now get her out. Violet unties her, and she asks if Violet wants to play another game. Peter asks if he can be Nick Fury next time. Being the bad guy is doing a number on his back. Violet says, but he’s so good at it.

Finn asks if Sonny has plans to retaliate, but Sam says he has to know who to retaliate against. It’s still a mystery. Scout says she likes mysteries. Finn asks if she likes tea parties, Sam says Scout isn’t much of a girly girl; she takes after her mom. Finn says Sam seems incredibly relaxed after last night’s tumult. Scout asks what a tumult is, and Sam says, too much excitement, and asks Scout to listen to her music while mommy has an adult conversation. She puts a set of earphones on Scout, and Finn says, well done. Sam is taking the excitement in stride. She says she doesn’t like it, but it’s part of her life – and part of his. He tells her, he worked all night, and his brain isn’t working. Does she mean the occasional life and death decisions he has to make with patients? She says she means his engagement to a woman who’s job it is to be a spy. It isn’t that far removed from Jason. Anna has her own enemies and people who follow her back home on occasion.

Peter falls, and Anna and Violet high-five. Anna tells Violet to get ready; she thinks the bus will be there soon. Violet goes upstairs, and Peter says he’s exhausted. Anna says Violet is a precocious little girl. She’s sure it’s not what he had in mind this morning. He says he probably would have worn different pants, but it’s good practice for when James gets older. She asks if it’s going well with Maxie, and he says it is. They have a future to look forward to, thanks to her. He feels there’s something more he should do or say. He knows how far out on a limb she went. She says he doesn’t owe her anything, but he says he owes her his whole world. What he has with Maxie and James could have been put at risk if anyone found out about his peripheral connection with the man who tried to assassinate Andre and Franco. It still might come out, but she’s bought him time. Anna flashes back to hiding the papers with Peter’s information on them. She says she’s not concerned about that, nor should he be.

Sonny’s guy continues to punch out the gunman. Sonny says the gunman isn’t his enemy, but whoever sent him is. He needs a name. The gunman says nothing, and Sonny tells him, suit himself.

Carly tells Jason, whoever did this, blindsided Sonny, but their strategy didn’t work. He’s on guard now. She asks if there’s any chance whoever it is will cut their losses and go. Jason says he doubts it. Port Charles is valuable territory, and whoever runs it stands to make a lot of money. Anyone with the motivation to try what they did, will try again. Sonny calls Jason, and says he needs Jason to finish up. Jason says he’s on his way. Carly thanks Jason for checking on them, and he tells her, if she has to go out, let the guards do their job. He leaves, and Carly asks Michael if he’s all right. Michael says he should be asking her. The last time this happened they were kids. It’s different as adults. He knows the guards can only do so much. He’s not worried about himself, but he’s concerned for her, Josslyn, and the girls. She says they’re as safe as Sonny can make them. He’s working hard to end this. That’s what Michael should remember from when he was a kid; Sonny will end this. Michael says it’s what Sonny does, and no one does it better. She asks how Sasha is taking it, and he says, as well as she can; she’s a stranger to this. Telling her it was his dad who was the target isn’t a comfort. Carly says, none of this is easy. Jax and Sasha come back in, and Michael asks if Sasha is ready to go. Carly says they’re safe there. Besides the guards, there’s a strong police presence, and Sasha thanks her for the hospitality. Carly tells Michael that she knows he’s protected by the police, but Nelle is at the Quartermaines’, and she’s   a different kind of dangerous. Michael leaves with Sasha.

Ned takes Nelle’s drink away, and she tells him, that’s rude. He says her owning shares doesn’t afford her the right to their beverages. Tracy says, or their house. Who let her in? Nelle says she’s been meaning to say something about that. She needs her own key. Tracy says, when hell freezes over. Ned says, over the years they have extended hospitality to those in need, but that doesn’t include needy murderers. Nelle says, the man who built the house tried to blow up the woman he built it for, but Ned says, Alan was a member of the family; his alleged crimes don’t count. Her crimes, that she was convicted and sentenced for… Tracy says, definitely count. Ned says now that they’ve cleared that up, there’s the door. Nelle sits, and says she’s not going anywhere. Ned says she can visit for the purposes of negotiation, but she can’t just show up uninvited. Nelle says, she was invited. Didn’t Brook tell them? She and Tracy are practically roomies.

Jax tells Carly that he needs to talk to Josslyn, but Carly says, not now; she’s tired. Jax says he brought Josslyn there last night because Carly asked, and it was the safest place. Now that the smoke has cleared, it’s time to reassess. The further people are away from Sonny, the safer they are; history has shown that. Look at Michael and Morgan. Carly can’t believe he went there, and he says, Michael was hit with a stray bullet meant for Sonny. Morgan was killed in a mob hit meant for Sonny. Josslyn is his daughter, not Sonny’s, and it’s not okay. He doesn’t want that danger to be part of Josslyn’s life. Carly says she won’t be separated indefinitely from her daughter, but Jax says, away from Sonny is the safest place; for her and Donna too. Why doesn’t she take the girls, and get away while she still can? Sonny comes in.

Ned says his daughter invited Nelle to live there? and Tracy says, just when she thought Brook was out of nasty tricks. Nelle says Brook did her best to throw her out, but she has full rights and privileges of the house and grounds. Ned says, only one person decides who lives there, and it’s Monica. It’s her house; Alan gave it to her. There’s no way she was told. Michael and Sasha walk in, and Michael says, Monica agreed Nelle could stay. Tracy asks why Monica would do that, and Michael says because he asked her to.

Finn tells Sam, at first, he didn’t want anything to do with Anna and her business, but she roped him in. Once he got to know her, he realized he had to accept the whole package. Sam gets it. She knows how Finn came to be with Anna; Cassandra was her cellmate. Finn gives her his condolences, and says he’s glad she got out unscathed. Cassandra is quite dangerous. She says Cassandra had not so nice things to say about him. She thinks Cassandra is a little bitter about the fact he and Anna took her down. Finn is glad Cassandra was put away; he can’t really be doing this anymore. It was one thing for him to put himself on the line with his choices, but now he has Violet to think about. The choices he makes are Violet’s by default. Sam asks if he knows how they say kids are resilient. They really are. She got out of Pentenville on Christmas Eve. When she got home, the kids were so excited. They weren’t withdrawn, and just wanted to hang out and make cookies for Santa. She gets how, as a parent, he wants to protect his child from pain and loss, and give her the best possible life, but sometimes you can only do what you can do. Finn says it’s hard not to be selfish when it comes to protecting Violet. Sam says she sometimes feels that way, but what affects their children more than their choices is how much they love them and are there for them, and the people they allow in their lives.

Peter asks if Anna doesn’t think the PCPD will discover the link between him and David Black. She says, quite the contrary. She would expect Mac or one of his detectives to discover a link, but it’s not possible. Peter says, because? and she says, the evidence in question didn’t make it back with the case file. The less Peter knows, the better, but be assured the incriminating documents are out of reach. He thanks her, and she says, it was the right thing to do. It’s saving the department time and energy conducting a needless investigation. Peter doesn’t need to be under scrutiny or defend his reputation again. He says he’s less concerned about answering to the PCPD than Jason. Does she think Jason suspects? She says, of course (🍷). Jason believes he’s behind Drew’s disappearance, and probably blames him for the attack on Franco and Andre.

Tracy wonders if the whole world is mad, and Ned tells Michael to make him understand. Michael says Nelle was staying with Brad and Wiley, and he didn’t want her anywhere near his godson. Tracy says he should sic her on Sonny and Carly; they deserve her. Ned says Leo is there, and Danny and Scout come to visit. Nelle says she’s not an ogre who eats children. She needs a place to rest her head so she can comply with her parole. Michael says Monica agreed to let her stay there, and it will be easier to negotiate Oscar’s shares. Ned says, a warning would have been nice.

Finn tells Sam, kids are amazing, but they mask a lot. They don’t always talk about what they’re feeling. Violet’s mom is gone, and she’s in a new city with a father she just met. How can she process all that? Sam knows what he’s talking about. Scout used to ask about Drew all the time, but she doesn’t ask anymore. She knows the memories will start to fade, and she’ll be left with just stories. Finn asks if Sam ever got confirmation on why Drew’s plane went down. Sam says he would know better, being with a woman who works for the WSB. Anna would have the information. All Sam was told was the case was closed, but the truth is, she doesn’t buy it. It was a coordinated attack on Drew and Andre. If she thinks about it, she’d say it goes back to Faison, Helena, and the original memory transfer. Does he know if the WSB is still looking into it? Finn remembers Anna telling him a smoking gun would help, but there’s no connection to Peter. He tells Sam that Anna is careful not to share too much. Sam says, Anna is a good person. If she had insight on what happened to Drew, or knew who was involved, Anna would tell her. Of course (🍷) that’s if the information didn’t paint her son in a bad light.

Anna tells Peter, she tried telling Jason that his accusations are unfounded. Peter says she doesn’t have to defend him, but she says, who better? Jason respects her, and listens to her to a point. Peter says, Jason plays by his own rules. Jason could kill him, and he’d never see it coming. She says she did her best to talk Jason down, and Peter says he’s still alive, so she was successful, but what about moving forward? He still needs to be careful. If Jason believes he’s responsible for everything, it’s only a matter of time before Jason has an excuse to make a move. Anna says Jason will have to go through her first.

Sonny says he thought Jax went home, and Jax says they were having a discussion. Sonny says he didn’t hear a discussion; he heard Jax unloading on his wife. Jax asks how Sonny’s business is. Is he any closer to finding the guy who almost shot his daughter. Sonny says the police are looking. Why doesn’t Jax call them for an update? Jax says he’s not leaving until they’re on the same page. Sonny says he’ll make it easy. Jax disapproves of his life. Jax says, that’s old news. They have a new list of disasters to deal with, like how does Sonny plan to handle the Brando situation?

Tracy tells Ned, she’s out of there. He asks if she’s going back to Amsterdam, and she says, Luke is a walk in the park compared to Nelle. Ned says, maybe there’s a method to Michael’s madness, but she says, maybe it’s just madness. He brought in a viper; a viper with stock. Ned says maybe Michael is no match for Nelle, but not him. He learned maneuvering at his grandfather’s knee. He’ll have her begging to sell in no time. Tracy says, spoken like a true head of the family.

Michael explains to Sasha that Cook puts out a continental breakfast, but let her know if Sasha wants something else. Sasha asks if the kitchen is off limits, and he says, traditionally. It’s not absolute law, but don’t push it. Nelle asks if Sasha is going to be a frequent breakfast guest, and Sasha says, every day. Michael asked her to move in.

Peter tells Anna that he doesn’t want her caught in the crossfire. Jason would have executed him on the pier if she hadn’t had a gun. It could have gone badly. He can’t risk something happening to her because of his past life. He wants her to promise, if it comes down to it, she’ll let him go. She says she gave him up once before, and she’s not surrendering him again.

Sam says Jason told Anna how they thought there was a connection between Peter and what happened to Drew, Franco, and Andre. Anna said she didn’t believe it. Finn says, it’s a big leap, and asks if they have any evidence. Sam says, absence of evidence, and he says, that’s the refuge of conspiracy theorists. Sam says Peter helped with the original transfer. The only other people connected are gone, and only Peter is left. It’s got to be him. Finn tells her, any evidence is integral, and she says they’re working on it. He asks her to let him know if they come up with something. She asks if that’s so he can warn Anna, but he says, so he can act accordingly, as a fiancé and Violet’s father. She says he’s right about his choices being Violet’s. If he thinks being with Anna would harm Violet because of Peter, choose wisely. He asks how that’s working out with her choice about Jason, and leaves.

Sonny tells Jax that he always takes care of his family, and that includes Josslyn and Dev. He’ll handle Brando and whoever is after them. Jax says, by arming himself to the teeth and spilling blood? Sonny says, by any means necessary. Jax asks if he offered Sonny a way out, would he be man enough to take it?

Sam calls Jason, and says she had a very interesting conversation with Finn about Peter. He asks if Finn said anything, and Sam says he was careful, but if she had to make a bet, she’d say Finn has the same doubts they do. Jason says, good. Maybe they can make that work for them.

Ned tells Tracy, Michael has done an admirable job at ELQ, and she says, the mark of a good CEO is how they weather a crisis. Michael created the crisis. He says, maybe it’s time to change leadership, and she says she would be able to go to Luke with a clear conscience. He asks if she’s still leaving, and she says her work there is done.

Nelle asks if Michael doesn’t think it will be awkward, his ex-wife being in the same house as his current, temporary mistress. Michael says he never married Nelle – thank God – but she’s right. It might be awkward if they meet in the hall. That’s why Nelle is moving. She says they had an agreement, and he says he agreed to put her up. The quarters are up to him. The boathouse is comfortable, and she can pick up her meals at the main house. As long as she doesn’t go in the kitchen, she’ll feel right at home.

Anna tells Peter, enough of that. He says he Jason is important to Robin, and that makes him important to her. He knows it’s hard for her to go against Jason, but she won’t regret it. They both get teary, and he says he’s going to make her proud and be the son she deserves; he promises.

Gun in hand, Jason skulks around where the gunman is being held. He looks inside, and sees an empty chair, and Sonny’s guy on the floor, shot. He opens the gate, and he and the gunman exchange gunfire.

Peter looks out the window. Violet comes in, ready for school, and he asks if she’s wearing her Captain Marvel outfit. She says Captain Marvel doesn’t take a vacation. He says she’ll never defeat him, but she says they’ll see about that. He pretends to go after her, and Finn walks in.

Sonny says Jax has a solution to all his problems. He can’t wait to hear it. Jax tells him, trade himself for his family, Josslyn and Dev. Turn himself in, and give up his empire. Roll over on his associates, and let the government put him in the Witness Protection Program. Sonny laughs, and says, have nice day. Jax says he didn’t think Sonny would go for it, but thought maybe he’d reached his limit. Isn’t he tired? Why doesn’t he put his business aside and give himself up for his family; his wife, his kids, and his father? Carly says, enough, but Jax says Sonny is going to put the people he loves at risk. How many more need to die? Sonny tells him, get out, but Jax says, it’s not over; not while Josslyn is still living under Sonny’s roof. He leaves, and Sonny tells Carly that he’s going to handle this. She says she knows, and they hug.

The gunman and Jason exchange more gunfire. The gunman runs past Jason, but Jason shoots him. Jason checks the pulse on Sonny’s guy, and goes to the gunman. Jason stands over him, and says, he’s dying. Jason can’t do anything about that, but he’ll let the guy go easy if he tells who he’s working for. It doesn’t matter that he got paid for a job. He won’t be around to collect. Jason puts his gun against the gunman’s leg, and the gunman says, Cyrus Renault.

Tomorrow, Maxie asks Nina if she’s interested in Jax, Julian tells Brad that he’s there to help, Nelle says she’s not going anywhere, and Carly tells Sonny that she deserves to know who tried to kill her children and what he’s going to do about it.

💣 All About Cyrus…

A new villain comes to Port Charles.

https://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2020/general-hospital-spoilers-cyrus-renaults-attack-claims-another-victim-destroys-sonnys-last-chance-to-save-mike/

Portrayed by Jeff Kober, who was on China Beach, an incredible show about the Viet Nam war.

https://soaps.sheknows.com/general-hospital/comings-and-goings/558467/jeff-kober-general-hospital-cyrus-renault/

The Haves and The Have Nots

Wyatt taunts Kathryn, saying, Jim is dead. They should celebrate. She doesn’t believe him, and asks how does he know? Wyatt says he shot him with a shotgun. No one could survive that. He’s dead. She asks what’s the matter with him, and he says her and Jim. She asks why he did it, and he asks why she killed Jennifer. She says she doesn’t understand; that’s his father. Wyatt says he hated him a little less than her. That’s why she’s still alive. He asks if that’s a tear. Is she upset? She says, of course she is. He asks if she loved him, and she says that’s his father. He says, was. Jimmy crack corn and he doesn’t care. Kathryn just wants to wake up, and Wyatt says, him too; his whole life. She can’t believe it, and he asks why she keeps saying that. He suggests the talk about where Jim is going to buried, so he can piss on Jim’s grave. Kathryn says he won’t be pissing on anything; he’ll be in prison. He says anything is better than living with them, and she tells him, shut up. He thinks they talk about how they’re going to miss the funeral since they’re stuck in there. Jim should be buried next to Amanda. She did a good job there too. Kathryn says she doesn’t get it, and he says she’s going to be there a long time. She says one thing he doesn’t realize about his mother is that she’s a very powerful woman. He says she doesn’t look so powerful right now, and she says, one thing about power; those who have it don’t always look like they do. He says, we shall see, and she says, yes, they shall. He laughs.

Jim’s doctor, Dan, comes out, and David asks how Jim is. The doctor says, it was touch and go, but he’ll be just fine. He’s been out of it, so it will probably be an hour or so before he’s awake. He tells David to schedule a check-up, and David promises he will. David tells Celine that he can call her about Jim, but she says she’s not leaving until she sees him. Jim can hide behind his gate, but not there. He says she could lose her job, and she says, do it. He says he’s trying to be civil, but she says he’s trying to protect Jim. How about leaving her alone? She’s going to see him. He tells her, suit herself, and she sits back down.

Jim’s guy goes downstairs to where Benny is, and wakes him up. He asks if Benny wants to eat, but Benny shakes his head, saying the guy has to let him out. His mom will be worried sick. The guy says, so Benny is a momma’s boy, but Benny says he ain’t playing. The guy says Benny is going to call his mother, and make sure the money gets back to Jim. Benny says he told the guy, Jim is dead. The guy says, that’s where he’s wrong. Jim’s not dead; he’s doing okay. The guy says he’ll be back, and heads upstairs.

Hanna is snoozing on the couch, when Candace and Mitch come in. She asks if they found him, but Candace says, no. She asks, what happened? and Mitch says they went to a club where Benny had been in a back room with a girl. Hanna asks, what kind of club? and Mitch says, a dance club. She asks if he means a strip club, and asks again, what happened? Candance says the girl didn’t know where he is. She would have told Candace. They’ll find him. Hanna says if Jim did anything to her son… Mitch says, Jim? and Hanna says she saw Benny’s name and today’s date on a piece paper at Jim’s house. Hanna’s phone rings, and it’s Benny. She asks where he is, and he says he’s all right. She says they’ve been looking for him and calling all night. He says he’s okay, and she tells him about seeing his name at Jim’s house. He says he knows, and asks for Candace. Hanna says he’s not talking anybody until he tells her what’s going on. He says Jim has people holding him until he gets his money. He needs to talk to Candace. Hanna gives Candace the phone, and tells her that he’s being held until Jim gets his money. Jim’s guy gets on the phone, and she asks, who is this? He says, a killer, and she tells him, let her brother go. He says when Jim gets his money back; he’s not playing. She says she’s not playing, and he asks if she wants Benny to be dead when she finds him. He hangs up, and goes back upstairs.

Hanna tells Candace that she’d better give the money back if they want Benny to stay alive. Candace says, these people don’t care, and Mitch says, she’s right. They don’t care. They’ll take the money, and still kill Benny. Hanna says she’s calling the police, but Mitch says she doesn’t know how this works. Let them work it out their way. It’s street, and she doesn’t get it. Candace says if Hanna calls the police, they will kill Benny. Hanna asks if Mitch is in this with Candace, and Candace says, stop it. She’s not running game. Mitch confirms she’s not, and asks where they took Jim. Hanna doesn’t know, and Mitch asks if she can find out. Hanna tells Candace to call the bank, but Candace says, it’s 7 am; it’s not even open. Hanna says, as soon as it is, call. She hopes to God, Candace isn’t running any game, and Candace says that’s getting tired. Hanna says, it’s Candace’s reputation; she has to ask questions. Candace says she doesn’t like it, and Hanna says, sorry, but there’s a lot of history. Hanna sits back down, and says she knows Benny wanted Candace to keep the money. Candace wonders how Benny’s name got on a paper at Jim’s house, Hann says if the money isn’t back, and Benny isn’t there by 9:30, she’s going to tell the police everything. Mitch tells her that Jim is alive, and she says she wants to talk to his ass too.

David tells Jeffrey that Jim will be fine, and suggests he stay at the Artisian. Jeffrey asks, why? and David says, the house is a mess. Jeffrey says an officer wants to speak to them, but David doesn’t want Jeffrey talking to them. He tells Jeffrey again, go to the Artisian. He hired armed guards for the house. Jeffrey says he should go there then, and David says, if he does, don’t talk anyone until he gets there. He’s going to see Jim, and go home afterward. He tells Jeffrey, be safe. Celine says hey to Jeffrey, and he hugs her. He asks how she is, and she says she’s been better. He says he gets it, and she tells him that he’s always been so kind.

Jeffrey sees Madison, who says he’s heading home to rest. Jeffrey asks if Madison lives anywhere near his dad’s house. Madison says he doesn’t, but asks if Jeffrey needs a ride. Jeffrey says not if it’s not on Madison’s way. He knows Madison has been working all night. Madison says he doesn’t mind, and they leave. Justin watches, and David says he sees the way Justin is looking at them . Whatever he’s thinking, think again. Justin says David doesn’t know how he thinks. David says he’s been though a lot, and Justin thinks David should mind his own business. David says, it could be worse, but Justin says he’s okay with that; he has nothing to lose. David says, if he thinks what Veronica did was something… Justin says, that’s the problem with David’s family; they’re full of threats. They can’t hurt him. David says, come near his son again, and Justin will see what he comes up with. Justin says, piss off, and walks out. The reception nurse tries to stop him, saying he’s going to be in pain, but Justin keeps walking.

Charles comes back from a run, along with several Secret Service agents. Oliver asks if he had a good run, and he says he cleared his head. Oliver says he’s begun to turn the tide with the Candace situation. Charles says he just cleared his head, and now Oliver put that in there. He asks where Landon is, and Oliver says Charles fired him. Charles says he wants to talk to Landon, and Oliver says, he’s in the garage, talking to the staff. Charles says, send him in. Oliver gets Landon, who says he was just giving final instructions. Charles asks if he trained Oliver, and Landon says he did. Charles says Oliver didn’t learn much, and Landon apologizes. Charles tells Landon that he needs to stay on until a replacement is found. Landon agrees to stay, and asks how Charles’s run was. Charles says, good, and Landon says it’s a nice day to clear his head. He’ll get him a green juice and egg whites, and this. He shows Charles a newspaper, and the headline says, Candace Young: More Than Meets the Eye. Landon says, it’s not a bad article. Charles reads that Candace was raped and left for dead. He says, what is this? and Landon says, turning the tide. They’re going to look at Candace with sympathy. Charles says, Landon did this? and Landon says he was owed a few favors. Oliver tells Landon that he went the distance to discredit Candace. What he did was the right thing. Landon disagrees. He knows Charles likes her, and getting her to look like the victim makes him look like a hero. Charles tells Oliver to have everyone get their sh*t together. He says, that’s all, and Oliver leaves. Charles thanks Landon, and Landon says, one other thing. He found out from his sources that Candace robbed Kyle, the current AG. She didn’t know who he was. This was his doing. Charles says, good to know. Landon says he just found out, and Charles says it’s good to have him back. Aww. I’m glad that worked out. Landon can be a jerk, but I like him.

Dr. Dan tells David that he can see Jim. Celine says she wants to see him, but David says he’ll talk to Jim and let him know. The doctor tells them, one visitor at a time, and asks who she is. She says, a friend of the family, and he says she has to go. He asks if he knows her; she works there, right? She says she does, and he tells her if she wants to visit a patient, she has to check with her supervisor; hospital rules. She can’t see Jim until she follows protocol. She leaves, and David thanks him. Dr. Dan asks who she is, and David says, an annoyance to Jim. The doctor says he can have her written up, but David says, fired would be better. Whoa. I’ve liked David up until now, but I’m not liking that.

David goes in to see Jim, and asks how he feels. Jim says, like he’s been shot. His own damn flesh and blood shot him. David says, thank God he’s alive. Jim says thank God he has a button that will deliver as much morphine as he wants – and he wants. He wishes he’d had one before he met Kathryn. He asks how Kathryn is, and David says, she wasn’t shot, and Jim says, good. How come she’s not there; the doting wife by her wounded husband’s side? David says Kathryn’s been arrested, and Jim asks, what the hell for? David tells him for Jennifer’s murder, and Jim says he has to go. Kathryn has been pampered her whole life. She can’t go to prison, and he has to help. David says Jim needs to take care of himself first. Where was he shot? Jim says, in the living room, and David says, no. Where on his body? Jim says the shoulder. David says he’s lucky to be alive, and Jim says, the gun was full of quail shot; half loads. Wyatt didn’t check, but the intention was to kill him. His own son killing his father. David tells him, stay calm, but Jim says he can’t. He has to get out. He has to get Marty on the phone. David says, relax. He’ll handle it. Jim says he also needs to talk to Kyle the AG. David asks, why? and Jim says they have an arrangement. David asks, what kind? and Jim says, Kyle is going to take the case from the DA. David asks, how? and Jim says he doesn’t know, and doesn’t think David wants to know. Jim asks where his son is, and David says, Wyatt was arrested. He’s in jail too. He tells Jim that he’ll take care of all of it, and get back to him.

Landon tells someone on the phone to call him back. Charles needs to do an interview. Oliver tells Landon that Senator Thomas wants to meet with the President Elect. Landon say he knows Oliver used to work for him as an intern, but that doesn’t mean he gets to meet the President Elect. Oliver says he was hoping… Landon says they owe him nothing, and to call the Senator back, and tell him that there’s no meeting. Oliver asks, what’s going on? and Landon says he found out that Oliver is working against Charles, but Oliver says he’s not.

George rings Veronica’s doorbell, and asks if he can come in. She’s not sure, and he says, please. She lets him in, and he asks how she is. She says, not in the mood for him; make it quick. He says he has a case against Kathryn for Jennifer’s murder, and it’s a strong case. Veronica asks why he’s telling her, and he says he thinks she knows something about it. She says she does. She knows the details as to what happened. He asks if she’d care to share, and she says, why would she do that? He says her son told the officer that she sent thugs to his father’s house. Veronica says, that girl lies. George is puzzled, and she says her son wants be a daughter. George thinks they can make a deal if she gives up Kathryn, but she says she’s not playing legal reindeer games with him. He’s not good at this. Jennifer was much better. He says Jennifer had an affair with David, but Veronica says, it was just a rumor; there was no proof. That’s what they do in this town; spread rumors that help them. She asks George, does Black crack? When he says nothing, she says, no, it doesn’t. So she won’t be helping him. He asks if she’s sure, and she says she is. He says her arrogance will catch up with her one day, and she says she hopes she’s looking fabulous when it does. His presence is causing her to want shrimp fried rice. He calls her a racist ass, and she says, someone has to level the playing field. He asks how she’d feel if he asked for watermelon and fried chicken, and she says she’d love it. He says he’s not that kind of person, and she says he’s a decent person, but a horrible DA. She tells him, get his ass out of there. He leaves, and she says, waffles are good too. She likes all that sh*t, just not in her house.

Connelly visits Charles, who thanks him for coming. Connelly gets himself a drink, and tells Charles he didn’t see it. He asks why Charles wanted to see him, and Charles asks him to sit down. He was thinking about what Connelly said about Candace, and wants to tell him something about her. She’s unlike anyone he’s ever seen. She did things to him that he can’t shake. She saw him. Does Connelly get that? Connelly says he does, and Charles says, not only did she see him, but she looked right through him. That’s something he never had. She knew how to light up a room. She lost son tragically, and she’s had a hard life. Connelly says, there it is. Charles says he knows what Connelly is going to say; he needs to be a hero. Connelly says Charles needs a cause; someone to save. He asks why Charles called him, and Charles says he wants Connelly’s opinion. Connelly says he thinks he’s already given it. He’s always been Charles’s trusted friend and advisor, and thinks Charles should leave that woman where she is. He thinks there’s more to it, and says, the sex? Charles says, it’s good, and Connelly says, it’s more than just good. Charles was always conservative. She freaked him. Was it new positions? Charles says, new everything, but he doesn’t think that’s what it’s all about. That wasn’t the only thing that made him feel good. Connelly says Candace is a professional; it was about the money, but Charles is sure she wasn’t conning him. He knows a con. Connelly says, maybe she’s better at it, and that’s what’s intriguing Charles. Great sex, danger, a better con; all the things that make Charles go nuts. Charles says, not all the things that make him fall in love. He’s in love with her, and can’t get her out of his mind. What does Connelly suggest he do? Connelly says his position hasn’t changed. Leave her where she is. Charles says he knew Connelly would say that, and Connelly asks, why call? Charles says so they could go for a run, and Connelly says he’s running back to his office. He loves Charles, and he’ll see him soon.

Hanna goes to the hospital with Candace and Mitch. She tells the guard by Jim’s room that she works for the family, and wants to talk to him. He asks if Jim is expecting her, and she says, no, but she needs to talk to him. He says, there’s a no visitor policy, and she says she’ll wait there until they can find someone to let her in. Mitch asks the guard if he knows Rose Malone, and the guard says, everyone in town knows her. Mitch says she’s his grandmother, and these two lovely ladies want to go in Jim’s room. He didn’t see anything. The guard says, right, and walks away. I want to know Mitch.

Candance slaps Jim across the face, and I literally lol. He looks like he might laugh. He asks why they’re in his room, and Candace asks where her brother is. Jim says, where’s his money? Hanna says, where’s her son? He tells them, get the hell out, and Hanna says she’s asking one more time; where’s her son? He says, where’s his money? Hanna tells Candace, give him his money back, and Jim says, listen to her mother. Candace says she’s not giving him a damn thing until her brother is home. Jim says perhaps she wants him delivered in a body bag. She says she doesn’t trust him; she’s not doing it. He says she’s signed her brother’s death warrant. Candace says the bank isn’t open yet, and Hanna says they’ll stay until it is. Jim says they can watch him sleep. Candace suggests he go back to sleep, so they can finish the job his son started. How does it feel to be hated so much, his only son shoots him? He asks if she wants to talk parenting. He asks how Hanna supposes she wasn’t shot. Hanna asks what he’s talking about, and he says he’s talking about her lovely daughter and her. Why, when the bullets hit her grandson, not one hair on her head was touched?  It must have been one helluva marksman. not the thugs her daughter hangs out with. Why does she think not one bullet touched her? Hanna asks what the hell he’s saying, and he says her daughter better get his money. Candace says she’s not getting a damn thing. He asks if Hanna is ready to bury another relative.

He tells her, this is his favorite part, and makes a phone call. He says, it’s him. He’s feeling better, but he doesn’t have any of his money back. Kill him. He smiles at Candace and Hanna.

Candace says she’s not scared of Jim, George visits Wyatt, Hanna’s not playing with Candace, and David says, this ends now.

Vanderpump Rules

Rewinding a little, Stassi tells Kristen not to say she hasn’t checked in, when there’s nothing to check in on. She felt bad that she hadn’t been there, and the next time she went to Kristen’s, Carter was there. It’s like Kristen is lying. Kristen says she’s been through it with both Stassi and Katie, like when Schwartz was screwing around on Katie for years. Katie tells her to go eff herself; she’s a miserable person. We flash back to when Schwartz confessed to making out with someone else when he was drunk. In her interview, Katie says, you’re comparing apples and oranges, bitch. Get over it. Brittany can’t believe they’re still talking about it, but admits she would be pissed too. Stassi says apparently they’re bad friends, but not Brittany. Brittany says it got negative fast, and she wants to still try to have fun. They’re going to a strip club, and having fun. They all get up. Katie and Stassi tell Kristen, shut up, on their way out the door.

Schwartz, Tom, Jax, and Beau all get makeup done to look like old guys. Tom says they’re going to go in, and just be hanging out. The girls will be sitting at the tables, and eventually, one of them musters up the courage… In Tom’s interview, he says they dressed up in drag for Schwartz’s bachelor party. He figured, why not take it to the next level? Jax keeps talking about turning forty, and he found movie quality makeup artists. Jax is about to come face to face with his deepest fears. Each guy tells the backstory of his character. When it’s Beau’s turn, he says his name is Luke, and he loves shoes. They make plans for makeup artists to do removal in the morning. The makeup is pretty amazing.

Lisa visits SUR, where Danica is managing. Lisa says she needs a table tomorrow. She’s getting a Hollywood legacy award, and coming there for dinner. In Lisa’s interview, she says they’ve been hosting pride parties for years – we flash back to several – but they don’t just have two restaurants now; they have three. They need to get their sh*t together. She tells Danica that Peter is in the parade, so she’ll be managing the restaurant and lounge. In Danica’s interview, she says, everyone go have fun at Pride. She graduated college twenty seconds ago, and they want her to manage their multimillion dollar restaurant alone. No worries. She’s got this. I identify with this, since I once had a job as a cash manager’s assistant, where we borrowed and invested millions of dollars every day after scrambling to find the best rates. I was there a couple of weeks when my boss said he was going on vacation, and I’d be doing that by myself.

The girls go to strip club E11EVEN. Stassi says, everyone has to show Brittany their boobs. In Lala’s interview, she says what better way for Brittany to celebrate getting married, then having some T&A bouncing off of her? The guys show up at the club, and Schwartz says, look at all these whippersnappers. I doubt any self-respecting bouncer would let this group into anywhere, but they walk in. The girls are getting lap dances from the dancers, and giving them to each other, while making it rain. Katie points to the guys, and says, it’s them. They all turn and look, then go over to where the guys are. Katie tells Schwartz that he’s kind of creepy. Brittany asks Jax if this is their future. In Ariana’s interview, she says she’s never been more horrified and impressed. The artistry – bravo! Sparklers and champagne arrive, and Ariana dances on the bar with one of the girl. A giant picture of Brittany and Jax is shown on a screen. Brittany tells Jax that they’re getting married in 24 days. Katie tells Schwartz that Kristen doesn’t like them anymore. In Kristen’s interview, she wonders if she’s getting cut, saying, so effing adult of Katie. Schwartz finds Katie sitting in a booth, and shows her his tighty whities. Tom goofs around on a pole. Katie tells Schwartz that Tom isn’t being his friend. Ariana said Schwartz was the issue at Stassi’s event. We flash back to Ariana and Katie talking at dinner. Katie says Ariana said Tom was above Schwartz, and Schwartz doesn’t know what he’s doing. Schwartz says he knows his strengths and weaknesses. In Schwartz’s interview, he says, just because he rides in the sidecar, doesn’t mean he’s a sidekick. They’re equal partners, and Tom has to respect that.

Lisa visits TomTom next. Max says it’s been busy, and Lisa says he’s doing a good job. She tells him, Pride is a week away, and she won’t be there to oversee it, since she’s in the parade. She’s relying on them; she can’t be everywhere. He says, at this point, he’s ready. He tells Lisa that James is a potential DJ for Friday. Lisa says he wants his job back at SUR, and we flash back to him getting fired. Max says he’s confident James wants this, and he’s willing to take the blame if anything goes wrong. He’s sure Tom feels the same way. We see a clip of Schwartz saying they have to separate the man from the music, and Tom saying he’s stoked. Lisa isn’t sure there’s any evidence to support a change in James. In her interview, she says she doesn’t think Max understands the magnitude of James’s temperament. He’s like a wrecking ball. She tells Max that James is their responsibility, not hers, and Max promises he has it under control.

Sparklers and martinis are happening at SUR. Danica asks to talk to Dayna, and they sit. Danica says she heard through the grapevine that Danica is dating Max, and asks how serious it is. Dayna says they’re a thing, but it’s not a full-on relationship. They like each other, and are seeing where it goes. Danica says, woman to woman (ugh!), she doesn’t think Dayna deserve what could possibly be coming her way. Max made another server, Adriana, believe he wanted a relationship, and on her 30^th birthday, he slept with her friend. In Dayna’s interview, she says, last week, Danica didn’t even acknowledge her presence. Now Danica is looking out for her? Pick a lane. Danica says she wanted Dayna to know what Max is capable of. Dayna says she’s not going to write Max off. She’ll tell Danica if she ends up being right, but they want to see where it goes, and if they’re a good fit. (I say, ah-ha! in Nelson voice.)

Ariana says she heard a rumor that the guys were all wearing the same underwear. They drop trou, and they are. In Kristen’s interview, she says, this is really what they’re going to look like when they get older. She’s seeing a future she doesn’t have to live with. Jax tells her that they need to have the makeup professionally taken off. It’s movie quality sh*t. Kristen nearly can’t control her laughing. He asks if she’s having a good time, and she says, it wasn’t the most fun girls dinner. Katie was like, eff you, bitch. Katie’s perfect life can suck her c*ck.

Schwartz talks with Tom and Ariana. He says Katie was pissed when they left the club, and Ariana says she was pissed at dinner. Schwartz tells Ariana to spit it out, and Ariana says she told Katie the issue wasn’t with her, but between him and Tom. Schwartz says she made it sound like he was incompetent, and it hurt his feelings. Tom tells Schwartz that they can’t serve alcohol at TomTom, but Schwartz says, technically, the kitchen was open; the chef was doing prep. In Schwartz’s interview, he says, Tom is doing everything to justify what he texted, but the bottom line is, he effed up. Tom says he’s not trying to make Schwartz look bad, and Schwartz says how Tom handled it was bush league. Tom says, but… and Schwartz says, there’s always a but. In his interview, Schwartz says Tom is the king of I’m sorry, but. We flash back to quite a few of those. Schwartz says, it’s almost like his apologies are a formality to get to why he thinks he’s right. Ariana says Tom’s buts don’t mean he’s not sorry; he’s just painting the picture. Tom says he can speak for himself. The point is, he sent a bad message, and he owns that, BUT they’ve got to stop focusing on the text when there’s a bigger issue. Schwartz says he could have handled the even in his sleep. Tom’s lucky he was there to cushion things. Tom snarks that he’s so lucky, and tells Schwartz to listen to him. Schwartz tells him, don’t yell, and Tom says, effing listen. Who gives a f*** about a text message when their business is on the effing line? It’s like Schwartz is okay with that. Schwartz says he’s not okay, and admits he’s too passive. Tom says it’s at a great cost to the minor details. Schwartz says sometimes Tom is so focused on the minor details, it’s at a great cost to the big picture. Tom says, sorry, and Schwartz tells him, don’t apologize. They both effed up. They’re different people. Tom says, who handle their eff ups in different ways, and Schwartz says they have different skill sets. Tom says he’s 100% right. Schwartz says Tom is TomTom’s biggest asset, and now he’s starting to get emotional. In Schwarz’s interview, he says Tom’s attention to detail is unrivaled, but sometimes he needs to reel Tom back. In Tom’s interview, he says Schwartz knows how to deal with him. He and Schwartz hug, and Ariana asks if she can get in on the old man hug.

I so badly want to be in a hotel in Miami right now, although not with these people. Brittany says she can’t look at Jax seriously. She tells him to get his makeup off before they go to the pool. In his interview, Jax says he’s one ugly MF. He wants to be Jax again. Stassi says, eww! to Beau’s mustache, and says it’s got to go or they’re never having sex again. He says she doesn’t have to look at him.

Katie tells Schwartz that being an amazing friend, but Kristen is being an a-hole in standing her ground. Now she’s seeing Carter on Saturday. She doesn’t want to have the same conversation again. Carter has Kristen’s house code, and can literally walk in any time. Schwartz says, breakups are hard, and Katie says she’ll show Kristen how to take a break when she takes one from her.

In Kristen’s interview, she says she knows Katie has disowned her, but she has no idea where Stassi stands. The thought of losing both of them is like a knife in her heart. Stassi asks Beau if he’s going to the beach, and Beau says he’s trying to look at messages from the guys, but he thinks he’s going to wait. Schwartz knocks at Ariana and Tom’s door. Jax is with him, and says his eyes won’t open by themselves. Schwartz asks if Tom got some last night, and Tom gets back in bed. Ariana tells him that he has to get up. Jax pulls his wig off, and says he’s not going to have any eyebrows left. Schwartz goofs around with a walker, and Jax gets to work using a knife to scrape the makeup off. Tom puts a piece of latex on Schwartz, who freaks. The makeup artists arrive.

At the beach, Brittany tells the girls that she loves all of them. She’s had an amazing time; every day was fantastic. Did she go to the same party we did? The girls wonder where Kristen is, and Brittany says she and Scheana went to the pool.

Groomsman Ben escorts Kristen to the pool. Schwartz says Jax never drinks the day after drinking, but Jax says, it’s a bachelor party, so he is. The waitress brings a gigantic drink with a bunch of straws in it. Jax says he’s sending it back because he wants sparklers, then tells her that he’s kidding. Brittany wonders if Kristen went to the pool because of what happened. At the pool, Kristen tells Scheana that she was literally choking back tears. She would literally (apparently her favorite word) take s bullet for Katie, but it’s not reciprocated. She insists Katie told her eff you out of the blue, without telling Scheana what led up to it. Brittany tells the others, she doesn’t want to be brought into the conversation again. She’s not giving up on Kristen. She agrees Kristen should take a break from Carter, and has told her, but she’ll still be there no matter what. Lala says she appreciates Katie telling it like it is, but maybe she and Kristen shouldn’t be friends with each other. In Stassi’s interview, she says she, Kristen, and Katie used to be the witches of WeHo, sitting on the beach drinking wine out of their purses, and talking sh*t about everyone. Now she and Katie are on the beach, talking sh*t about Kristen. It’s actually kind of sad. Kristen tells Scheana that she can’t do anything right, and Scheana says, people outgrow each other.

Max roots through Dayna’s refrigerator, making comments, and she tells him to cut it out. He quizzes her on drink ingredients, and asks if everyone is being nice. She says they hate her. She comes around a corner, and they glare at her or look the other way. Max guesses it’s because of him, but he never did anything to anyone there. Dayna says Danica pulled her aside, and told her that Max had been seeing Adriana. It was starting to get serious, and on her birthday, he went home with her friend, and that’s how it ended. He never gave her closure or a chance talk about it, and won’t even acknowledge her presence anymore. He says, that’s an effing lie. There was nothing to discuss. They hung out late at night after work sometimes. She’s making up sh*t. They’re servers, and he’s the general manager; to keep talking about it seems petty. Danica talks behind Dayna’s back, and then pretends to be her friend. She pretends telling Dayna information about him is looking out for her. In Dayna’s interview, she says, if it comes down to taking someone’s word, she believes Max. He’s been honest with her, and Danica wants her to get on the bandwagon to not like him. Max wonders if everyone stopped talking about them, what they’d talk about, and Dayna says, her nipples.

Jax realizes he’s used hand cream instead of toothpaste (ptooey!), and Schwartz tells Katie, no more strip clubs for the rest of the year. Maybe for the rest of his life.

The drinks flow at SUR. We see Raquel, who is now a server there, and who I forgot is on this show. Dayna tells Danica that she appreciates the talk they had the other night. At first, she was nervous, but she talked to Max, and they’re good. It’s settled. Danica says she just thought it’s something Dayna should know, woman to woman. I cringe to the nth power. In Danica’s interview, she says, Danica stares at you so seriously, she can make you believe anything she says. For five seconds, she believed Max was a good person, but she’s not that stupid. Danica tells Dayna that Lisa is coming in, and she’s giving her a heads up that Lisa will be in her section. Dayna says she’s been studying her cards, and feels she knows the menu. Danica takes Dayna to the back, to show her how to make Lisa’s tea.

The group goes to another club. Brittany passes out sashes to the girls. The Toms dance. In Schwartz’s interview, he says, Batman has his Robin again. Not that he’s Robin. They’re both Batmans. Brittany babbles to Beau (say that three times real fast) about Kristen, saying it’s been a roller coaster. In Brittany’s interview, she says she thinks Kirsten looks up to her and Jax as a relationship that can work after going through crap. She thinks Kristen wants the same thing with Carter. The Toms come out bearing giant Brittany and Jax photo heads on sticks.

Puffy! Giggy! Lisa and Ken arrive at SUR, along with some friends; Lisa sporting a pillbox hat covered in rhinestones, and carrying my precious Giggy. In her interview, Lisa says it was an exhilarating night, getting an award for her LGBTQ legacy. Although she’d thought a legacy happened when you were dead. She asks Dayna about the menu, and Dayna gets everything right. Lisa says she’s lovely, and Dayna tells Brett that she’s stressed out. Brett brings the drinks, and Lisa asks how it’s going. He says, well, and asks how she is. She says she’s been working out. In her interview, she says it’s energizing having someone absolutely effing gorgeous, who’s attentive to her. All she has to do is pay him $100 an hour. If she worked there, and didn’t have to do sit-ups, it would be perfect. She tells him the security situation will be overwhelming for Pride. Brett asks Ken if he wants to work out, but Ken says he doesn’t want to show Brett up.

Max goes over to SUR, and Raquel says she heard James would be DJing at TomTom. He’s super pumped. Dayna asks who left this guy here, and he asks when she gets off work. She tells him, shortly; she’s been serving Lisa. He asks how that is, and she says, terrifying, but she made it through. Lisa says if Dayna stays, she’ll be manager before she knows it. She’s smart, confident, and funny.

In Miami, there’s lots of drinking and dancing. Kristen sidles over, and sits with Stassi. Stassi asks how she’s doing; sh*t got intense and weird. Kristen says she’d like to chalk it up to a weird night, but it wasn’t. She has legit hurt feelings. Stassi doesn’t want to be her friend, and she’s hurt. Stassi says she’s frustrated, and Kristen says she knows her breakup doesn’t look the way they think it should. Stassi says she’d rather Kristen get back together with Carter. She feels like Kristen wants to. In Stassi’s interview, she says she doesn’t like Carter, but she loves Kristen. If being with him is what Kristen needs, and could allow them to stop this bullsh*t and be friends, just do it. Stassi tells Kristen that she loves her, and needs Kristen to understand that she’ll be there for her, no matter what. Whatever decision Kristen makes, Stassi will still be her friend. She never wants that to change. Kristen cries, and thanks her.

Jax asks if Brittany is having fun, and she says it’s the best bachelorette party ever. In her interview, she says, it’s been amazing. She had the best time. We flash back to all the yelling, crying, and angst. She says, there were a couple of bumps, but she had a great time. All of the girls jump into the pool, fully clothed.

Next time, Pride Day, James tells Raquel to screw herself since she missed his set, Scheana insists it’s not a jealousy thing, and Dayna asks Scheana if she’s 34 or 16.

🍵 No Tea Tonight…

But I’m sure I’ll need lots of coffee in the morning. Or later this morning. Pesky need for sleep. Oh wait. I might have some tea after all.