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October 31, 2025 – GH Weekdays, Tracy Finds Something Important, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Tons Of Halloween Films, Never Gets Old, Celebrations, Halloween Pets, Your Clock, 8 Legged Quotes & Dead

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🥢 Weekday Bites…                                                                        

Monday:

Isaiah went to Portia’s office and said he had an overnight bag, a full tank of gas, and pastries for the morning. She said she couldn’t wait to see his cabin, and he said he couldn’t wait to see her in his bed.

Jordan flashed back on asking Portia if she was pregnant, when there was a knock at her door. She opened it to Curtis holding an envelope.

At Bobbie’s, Emma asked Gio how it went with Lois, and he said he was glad he went. Lois said some things he needed to hear.

Lulu said, Rocco had dinner with Liesl and Britt? Nathan said, and him, and Lulu said she hadn’t known and didn’t think Dante did either. Nathan asked, what’s the big deal?

Drew told Danny and Rocco that he’d have them arrested and thrown in jail, like Danny’s dad and Rocco’s Uncle Lucky, when Laura walked in. She said she believed Drew was out of his depth. Now he had a much bigger problem than her grandson and his brother. He had her. He was threatening teenagers? Really? When had he become so petty and vindictive? Drew said she didn’t hear the whole conversation, and Laura said she’d like to hear it from the boys. Ronnie said Drew told the boys that they couldn’t see their sister.

At the MetroCourt, Sonny told Marco, good job getting Nina off the hook. Miller and Davis was the best law firm in town. Don’t let his daddy mess it up. Sonny left, when Sidwell came in. He asked Marco what was wrong, and Marco asked if Sonny would ever pay for his mother’s death. Sidwell said, yes, very soon, and he’d be gone for good.

Portia and Isaiah kissed, and she said she had work to do before she could leave. She didn’t want to hold him up. Trina came in and asked if she was interrupting.

Jordan said she would have picked up the report, but Curtis said he was in the neighborhood. She said her Noodle Buddha order was in the lobby. Did he want to join her?  

Gio said Lois made it easier for him to believe Brook was right in making sure he had a good life, and Emma asked if he thought he and Brook might get closer, but he said, not at all. He wasn’t sure what he wanted, but knew she could never take Camilla’s place.

Sitting with Sidwell and Marco, Martin said the polls were too close to call. He couldn’t ignore Mayor Collins’ opposition, or it could tank the whole thing. Sidwell said he needed the piers, but Sonny wasn’t incentivized to sell.

Kristina told Sonny that her mom agreed to defend Willow, and he said Willow had the right to a defense, but don’t tell him she was going to pin the shooting on Michael.

Lulu said she and Obrecht had an agreement about the amount of time she spent with Rocco… unless the dinner was Britt’s idea, but Nathan said, Britt didn’t know about it. He invited her, but no one told him about any agreement. Lulu said the bigger problem was Rocco taking advantage and going behind her back. She had reason not to trust Britt or Obrecht. Nathan said he knew she disliked his sister, which was fair, but they weren’t sneaking dinner. It was at the MetroCourt. Obrecht probably thought Rocco had cleared it with her and Rocco had said she was picking him up. Lulu said Rocco lied to all of them.

Laura said she was aware of the restraining orders and thought it was completely unbelievable, but the boys were taking it seriously, and Rocco said the restraining orders were gone, except for Danny’s. Danny said it was unfair and stupid. Drew was getting back at his dad and hurting him and Scout to do it. Laura asked what was wrong with Drew, but Drew said she didn’t need to involve herself. Laura said she’d like a word alone with Drew, and the boys left. She said she’d appreciate it if Drew would stop characterizing Danny as a bad influence and keeping him from seeing his own sister. It was only natural he’d be upset. Drew said she was being compassionate, but he was Scout’s father, and it was his job to protect her. Laura said he didn’t need to protect her from Danny. He was her big brother and he and Rocco had been raised as brothers. He said Rocco was lucky Danny wasn’t his real brother. Danny was a bad seed like his dad. Ronnie asked what he meant. He seemed to be the one intent on causing trouble.

Curtis said Jordan ordered everything he loved. She didn’t need to have him do an inspection report. Next time, just ask. She said she didn’t set it up, and he said he was messing with her. He knew things had been awkward between them for a while now. He’d decided to get a divorce, but she wasn’t the reason his marriage was over.  

Isaiah thanked Portia for the consult and left. Trina said Portia was working late and she thought Portia might be hungry. Portia said she knew the divorce was a lot and asked if Trina was okay. Trina said, yeah. It was just hard. She loved their family and was sad to see it change. Portia said she was too, and Trina said she hoped they’d be the kind of exes that could be in the same room or same family event. Portia said she thought they could. Curtis was a good man. Now that the strain would be gone, maybe she could go back to seeing him that way and maybe he could go back to seeing her the same way.

Emma said nobody was trying to take Camilla’s place, and Gio said he knew, but when he was with Brook and Dante, he could feel how much they wanted to be his parents. It was too late for Dante to be his father – he wasn’t a child – but talking to Lois, he thought maybe he could have some kind of relationship with them. Lois being Lois, she had something to say about him dropping out of school and walking away from music. She’d made him see that he cut off something he loved. Emma asked if that meant he was going to start playing the violin again.  

Kristina told Sonny that she thought Michael would be okay. Her mom was just going to muddy the waters and create reasonable doubt to get Willow off. He said, Drew would love nothing more than Michael being found guilty, but she said, Michael didn’t do it. And it wasn’t like there wasn’t enough evidence to go around. He knew Michael was innocent, right? He said, after everything Drew had done to Michael, he would understand if Michael took a shot at him.

Drew said Ronnie didn’t know Danny. He was wild and reckless. He was Jason’s son and just like him. He did what he wanted regardless of the consequences. Laura said he was a teenage boy, not a hardened criminal, but Drew said Danny snuck Scout out of camp and brought her back there on his bike with no helmet. Ronnie said when she was growing up, nobody wore a helmet. Yet somehow an entire generation survived. (Preach!) Drew said, they could have been hit by a car, and Ronnie said, it seemed like he just made up his mind about Danny and was looking for an excuse to keep him from his sister. It was cruel and dishonored his mother’s memory. She didn’t think a man like him deserved a house like this.

Gio told Emma that he learned from his mom that music was passion, translating feeling into sound. Since he’d smashed his violin, he had no passion anymore. Without it, what was the point of studying music? Emma said maybe there was a way to find his passion again. Passion wasn’t convenient or rational. That’s how she felt about animals. Animals in cages being experimented on was too much. Dalton had to be stopped and she wasn’t resting until she did. Gio suggested they stop talking and do it, and Emma said she’d get photos, proof it was illegal, and shut it and him down. Gio asked what she needed to make it happen.

Drew said his relationship with his brother was complicated and they were all trying to do their best for Scout, but Laura said he was letting his animosity for Jason cloud his judgement. Scout and Danny had lost their mother. He was being heartless with his own nephew and had no sympathy at all for him, or Scout for that matter. Ronnie agreed and said, when they were little, she and Monica were a team and she could always count on her sister. Then they were separated and put into foster care system. Their lives went in different directions and their childhood bond was broken by callous adults and she lost her sister. Drew said the circumstances were different, and Ronnie said they were, but the pain and loss were exactly the same. He said Monica sounded like she was caring and protective. Danny was wild and reckless. Because of him, Rocco almost died. Laura said, it wasn’t Danny’s fault, but Drew said, it was his idea to go to the party. Laura said Danny didn’t talk Rocco into drinking. She thought Ronnie was right. He was using it as an excuse to justify his own behavior. She wouldn’t let him use Rocco against Danny.

Curtis told Jordan that he loved Portia and they tried hard, but ultimately realized they were fundamentally too different to keep trying to build a life. They had no plans of making it public yet, but they would. She said she knew he took his vows seriously and had a daughter with Portia. She didn’t want to play a part in their break-up. He said Trina was the reason he’d tried, but she wasn’t a child anymore and staying together wouldn’t benefit anyone. Two unhappy parents didn’t make a happy home.

Martin said he’d speak to the congressman about Sidwell’s suggestion, and left. Marco said he didn’t understand why Sidwell was worried about the election when there was an easier way to deal with Sonny. Sidwell said killing Sonny had its appeal, and laughed. Marco said, Sonny even had the audacity to warn him about working with Sidwell, and Sidwell said, well, then he should have a word with Sonny.

Sidwell and Marco approached Sonny’s table, and Sonny asked what Sidwell wanted. Sidwell said they wanted the same thing. He wanted to protect his family, yet Sonny abducted his son. Kristina escaped a fire that Sonny believed he set, and his son rescued her. The real question was, could they talk about what they could do to make sure that misunderstanding never happened again? Sonny said, there was no misunderstanding. He knew what Sidwell did and knew what he wanted.

Trina said Kai asked her to dinner, and Portia said Trina should go. Trina said it could wait, but Portia said she’d take a raincheck. They hugged and Trina left.

At Bobbie’s, Charlotte wondered where Rocco and Danny had been, and Rocco said they were there earlier, but Scout was there, so they had to leave. Danny said everyone was allowed to see her except him, and Rocco asked Charlotte how seeing her father went. Charlotte said, the goodbye was the worst. He was in leg irons and didn’t look like himself. She was sorry about Scout. Did Rocco tell Danny what her dad said about Britt? Rocco said, Charlotte’s father said he shouldn’t trust Britt, and Charlotte said, if her dad said it, then he should do it.

Lulu said Rocco needed boundaries, and Nathan said, as a parent, she had the right to set them, but be careful not to overreact. She didn’t want to shut him out more. Lulu said, what if he was testing her to see if she cared enough to push back? and Nathan said he had no parenting experience. Maxie would have all the answers. Lulu said, even if she didn’t have a clue, she’d still have the answers, and he said Rocco was a great kid. He was thoughtful, intelligent, and had a quiet sense of humor. He saw a lot of her in him. Lulu said that was the nicest thing he could say to her, and he said he bet if she gave Rocco some space, he’d come clean about dinner, but she said what if he kept seeing Britt?

Drew said Laura hated him because he was her political opponent (he’s running for mayor? She’s running for Congress?), and she said she wasn’t the one who couldn’t separate her personal interest from her politics. He abused his political power. He said, Sonny was her biggest backer and Rocco’s grandfather, and Ronnie said she’d heard enough. Just go. Drew said she was making a mistake, and she said it wasn’t the first or last, but one she wouldn’t make was selling the house to him. He said he’d hired Alexis to exonerate Willow and he was going to bring her and Scout home to the Quartermaine mansion. Name her price. Ronnie said, goodnight, and he said agendas were at play that she didn’t know about. She said she might not know agendas, but she knew people. She didn’t like him. Laura gave her a thumbs up, and Drew said the offer was still on the table. When Ronnie realized what was going on, he’d be happy to hear from her, but he would not apologize for protecting his daughter. He left, and Laura applauded. She said, as mayor, she’d like to be the first to officially welcome Ronnie to Port Charles, and they shook hands.

Sidwell said, surely there was room for two businessmen in Port Charles, and Sonny said, if Sidwell stayed out of his way and their children were left out of the conflict. His daughter’s place of business had been torched and he couldn’t let it go unanswered. Sidwell said the arsonists were Selina Wu’s men, and Sonny said he knew who they worked for. If Sidwell wanted to come after him, go ahead, just be a man about it.

Nathan said, maybe he was biased, but maybe Britt wasn’t as bad as Lulu thought. She said she thought it best they stopped talking about Britt, but Nathan said he’d seen a side of Britt she hadn’t seen. Lulu said she liked him, but hated Britt. God knew what Britt was saying to Rocco. Nathan said he thought Rocco would shut it down if Britt talked against her. He got the impression Rocco was just curious about Britt and her family – his family. If Rocco continued to see Britt and his mom, he would be there and promised to keep an eye on things. Give Rocco  a chance to come clean on his own.  

Gio said it would take more than the two of them, and Emma said she knew just who to ask. They went over to Danny and Rocco, and Rocco asked what was going on. She asked if they remembered the conversation about Professor Dalton at the pool. Dalton was doing illegal testing on animals and she needed help proving it. Danny said Dalton needed to go down, and Rocco said he skipped on tips. Charlotte said she hated animal testing. She was in.

At the bar, Drew told Martin that he’d lost his last chance to buy the Quartermaine estate, and Martin said Ronnie seemed reasonable. Drew said that was his first impression, but Danny and Rocco showed up and it went downhill. Then Laura laid into him… Obviously, the Quartermaines had turned Ronnie against him. The house was a Quartermaine monument to status and influence. No outsiders allowed. Tracy kicked him out, so he was going to take it from her, from all of them. He wouldn’t be satisfied until they could drive past and know he was inside and they weren’t. Martin said he liked the sound of that, and Drew said he was so close to getting Ronnie to look at him the same way Monica used to, but it fell apart and he was shut out again.

Ronnie told Laura that she tried to make a good impression, but Tracy totally sandbagged her. She took pleasure throwing Tracy out. Laura said Ronnie wasn’t the first person to say that and it wasn’t the worst the house had seen. Her first tea party, she was working for Edward and he loaned her out to Lila to help. She was so nervous. She wanted every detail perfect. The hospital board, key staff members, and her mother Lesley were there. Everything was fine, then Monica and Alan arrived mid-argument. Her mother didn’t get along with Monica, but decided to get into it with her and the argument didn’t end until Monica threw a teacup at Alan’s head. Ronnie laughed and said she loved it. She finally got to see a bit of the real Monica instead of the whitewashed version. Monica never backed down from a fight. Laura said, she didn’t. The Quartermaines argued for sport and Monica was Edward’s favorite. She couldn’t help feeling that Monica left the house to Ronnie because she wanted Ronnie to be part of the family she found.

Sidwell and Marco went back to their table, and Kristina said she knew Sonny hated Sidwell, but Marco wasn’t his dad. He was a good lawyer and her mom liked him. He was nothing like his father. Sonny said he wouldn’t be too sure.

Curtis told Jordan that he had no ill will toward Portia. They’d always be connected through Trina, but he couldn’t build a life with her. He was beginning to feel more like he could with Jordan. Something was still there. Jordan said she felt the pull when they were together. That’s why she kept her distance. He said that convinced him even more that they’d ended their marriage too soon.

Isaiah started to blow out the dinner candles, when there was a knock at the door. He opened it to Portis and said he thought she’d changed her mind. She said she almost did, but couldn’t stay away. They kissed.

Curtis said he could see now that when he ended things with Jordan, he was holding her to a standard of absolute truth that no one could live up to. He regretted ending things between them and somehow this felt right. They could be honest with each other and he was ready to try again if she was. She said she really wanted to, but she couldn’t.

Lulu thanked Nathan for talking her down. He always brought out the best in Liesl. Maybe he could work his magic on Britt. He said he’d try and asked if she’d give Rocco space. She said she didn’t like waiting, but yeah, and he said she and Maxie liked fixing things. Rocco was curious about Britt, but it wasn’t something she needed to fix. She said she had to trust he’d make good choices until he came to her.

Outside Bobbie’s, Rocco said Danny knew how to pick a lock, but Emma said his job was to check the security guard. Nothing more. Gio said they weren’t doing anything illegal. Got it? Emma said they needed access to Dalton’s keycard, and Danny said, say the word, and they were there. Rocco said it was worth the risk.

Kristina said Marco was a good guy, but Sonny said he got the feeling the rescue was too convenient. Kristina asked if he thought Sidwell sent Marco to pull her out. He could have been killed. Sorry, but he was wrong. Marco just wanted peace. Sonny said Sidwell wasn’t someone to make peace with. He couldn’t shake the feeling Marco was more involved in his father’s business than he was letting on. He knew Sidwell was up to something, but whatever it was, he was ready for it.

Sidwell said he needed the piers for the final project. Dalton was dragging his heels, and he thought Dalton might need replacing. Marco asked, with who? Dr. Westbourne? Sidwell said she was ideal, but unfortunately, she needed motivation to return to work. His partner was reluctant to incentivize her and needed convincing.

Ronnie told Laura that she came to pay respect to her sister and hopefully find out about the woman she’d become. Now she had an estate and Tracy to boot. Laura said she thought Ronnie would be fine. She was just glad Ronnie didn’t sell the house to Drew. For one, she wanted to see Ronnie stay in Port Charles for a little while. Knowing the family the way she did, she thought it might be just what the Quartermaines needed.

Martin said, before Drew gave up, let him draw up a formal agreement. He thought he may have a way to get through to Ronnie Bard. It was worth the old college try.

Tuesday:

Jordan told Curtis that she’d love to give their relationship another chance more than anything. She’d wanted it for so long. Curtis asked what was stopping her.

Portia said Isaiah had a nice, romantic set-up, and Isaiah said, there’s more. He broke out his best wine for her.

Jack went to Anna’s office and told her that her request to visit Valentin had been denied.

Jason saw Carly at the MetroCourt and asked why she was doing everything in her power to avoid him.

In Nina’s office, she told Ava that she tried to explain why she took the plea deal, but Willow wouldn’t listen and said she hated her. Ava said it wasn’t the first time Willow said that, and Nina said Willow thought she’d recanted to save her own skin. Ava said, Nina had no choice. The police had proof and it would have made Willow look guiltier. Nina said Willow didn’t see it that way. She needed to get her daughter exonerated.

In the lobby of Crimson, Jacinda said she was having second thoughts about working there, and Michael asked, why? She had an eye for fashion, and it was a perfect fit. She said it would be, but the Editor in Chief was the person who’d paid her to drug Drew.

Tracy met Ned at the MetroCourt and said Olivia made it clear she wasn’t wanted there and wouldn’t like it. Olivia joined them and said, actually, it was her idea.

Ronnie opened the door to Martin, who said he was there on behalf of his client. Ronnie said she told Drew that the house wasn’t for sale, and he said he was fairly confident he could change her mind.

Carly said she wasn’t avoiding Jason, and he said he had to find her through her assistant. She said she’d been busy. Make it quick. She was meeting Jack for dinner. Jason wondered why she hadn’t confronted Jack about Josslyn yet, and she said he’d told her not to. He said, since when did she listen to him? What was she up to?

Jack said he’d made it clear that his conversation with Valentin was classified and didn’t appreciate Anna going around him. Anna suggested they work together, and Jack said that sounded swell, but he didn’t trust her. She let her personal feelings creep into her work. She said she knew he didn’t want it to be true, but he needed her. Whatever he was involved in had something to do with Faison. Nobody knew that madmen better than she did. Let her help him. He said Valentin knew more than he was letting on, and she said let her talk to him. She’d get him to tell Jack everything.

Portia told Isaiah that the cabin felt cozy and safe. A place where they could run away from the world and be together. They kissed.

Jordan said the reason their marriage ended was because she’d kept a secret, but Curtis said he’d judged her too harshly. She said she refused to make the same mistake again and there was something he should know. Portia was pregnant.

Curtis said it couldn’t be. They’d only been together… one time. Jordan said, that’s all it took, and he said he couldn’t imagine Portia confiding in her. She said the truth was, she didn’t know for sure. At the Quartermaines’ party, she noticed something was off. Portia made a point of asking for herbal tea, and one bite of a mushroom cap sent her running out. All the signs pointed to pregnancy, and she confronted Portia. He asked what Portia said, and she told him, it’s what she didn’t say. She gave Portia the chance to deny it and she didn’t. She got evasive and stormed out. Jordan was nearly certain she was right.

Ava said she understood that Nina needed to save Willow, but be careful how she went about it. Nina said she needed to do something, but Ava said maybe she shouldn’t. If anybody could win the case, Alexis could. Maybe the best way to help was to let Alexis do her job and don’t do anything that made things worse. There was a knock at the door, and Michael said he was sorry to interrupt, but he heard Madison quit and he hired a new assistant for Nina. She was smart and knew fashion. The best part was, Nina knew her. Jacinda came in and said, hello, and Nina said over her dead body. Michael said, fine by him.

Carly told Jason that she didn’t want to risk alienating Josslyn by confronting her. Josslyn would just shut down. Jason asked why she hadn’t kicked Jack to the curb, and she said she hated him, but she couldn’t afford to break up. Not yet. Jack cared about her and as long as they were together, Jack had a strong incentive to keep Josslyn safe.

Anna wondered if Jack didn’t want her help because of his ego. She’d let him run the show. She’d get information from Valentin and he could use it however he wanted. Jack said his ego wasn’t the issue. It was Anna’s loyalty to her ex-lover. He hadn’t forgotten she let Valentin get away. Anna said she was trying to help him with whatever impending crisis was about to explode on the global stage, and he said she had to earn his trust. She asked, how? and he said, to be determined. In the meantime, Faison was mixed up in this somehow, and one thing Valentin said was that there was a connection between Faison and Jenz Sidwell. That was all the information he was giving her. He left.

Ned said hear him out, and Tracy said he had 30 seconds. Olivia said her family argued too, but they waited until tempers died down before looking for a road to peace. She could help them do that. Tracy said she wasn’t making peace with Ronnie, and Ned said she’d made a huge tactical error. Her grandfather would be ashamed.

Ronnie led Martin to the living room, and he closed the door. She asked what the hell he was doing here. He’d said they shouldn’t be seen together. He said he had a legitimate reason to be there and no one would ever figure out they were working together.

As they basked in the afterglow, Portia said this was what she’d needed, and Isaiah said it was his pleasure to see that her needs were always met. His phone rang and he saw it was the hospital. He said, Dr. Gannon… Okay. He was on his way.

Jordan said she wanted Curtis to have all the facts. A baby obviously changed everything. Curtis said he supposed it did, and she said whatever decision he made, she understood.

Jason asked if Carly thought she could fake a relationship with Jack, and she said, for her daughter’s sake. Until she made sure Josslyn was safe and out of the WSB, she had to stay close. Jason said it could blow up in her face, and she said she had to make sure it didn’t. Jack arrived and said he didn’t know Jason was joining them. Carly said Jason was just keeping her company, and Jason left. Carly said Jason gave her an earful about him, and he asked what Jason was saying.

Ava said she’d let them talk business, but Nina told her it wouldn’t take long. She refused to work with Jacinda. Michael said he understood that the last time they collaborated, it was a big success, and Nina said Jacinda tried double-crossing her. Jacinda apologized and said she’d been out of line, but Nina said it was still a no. She didn’t trust Jacinda. She was lying to protect Michael, providing an alibi for the night of Drew’s shooting. Michael said, Nina was the one who gave a false alibi, but Nina said she was protecting her daughter, who was only in a mess because of him. He shot Drew and then framed Willow.

Tracy asked why her grandfather would be ashamed, and Ned said she was playing this all wrong. Possession was nine-tenths of the law. Ronnie kicked her out and she’d surrendered too much ground and rendered herself powerless. She needed to pretend to make peace. Olivia said she thought they were making real peace, but Ned said it didn’t matter. Tracy had given Ronnie the perfect excuse to get rid of her and she took it. Stop playing her game, get back in the house, and start playing her own game. To increase her chances, they’d go with her. Tracy said, if the queen prostrated herself in front of them, Ronnie would have no choice, and Ned said, exactly. Tracy said it was genius, and Olivia said that wasn’t remotely what she had in mind.

Ronnie said it was too risky for Martin to be there, but he said if he hadn’t reached out to her, she’d still be waiting tables in Durham. She said she was perfectly happy working in the diner, and he said she couldn’t tell him that she wasn’t starting to enjoy the comfort of being a Quartermaine. She said, for better or worse, money changed everything, and he said, if not for him, the house and her newfound fortune wouldn’t be hers. Because as they both knew, Monica didn’t write Ronnie into her will. He did.

Michael said he knew Nina was worried about Willow, but shouldn’t make baseless accusations, and Nina said the Port Charles Press strongly implied it was him. He said none of that affected Jacinda’s employment and she had no reason not to trust Jacinda. Nina said Jacinda was an escort, and he said Nina just provided a false statement, but Aurora Media would be more than happy to stand behind her. If she couldn’t provide the same grace to Jacinda… Ava said she didn’t see why Nina would object. She was a big believer in second chances and was swamped. A new assistant was just what she needed. Right? Nina said, that’s right. If Jacinda wanted to be her assistant, she’d try to make it work. Michael and Ava left, and Jacinda said she forgot to aske Michael. Does the job come with dental? (I like her priorities.)

Jason went to Anna’s office and said he needed her help. She asked if they were speaking again, and he said he didn’t like the way she manipulated him into going to the Five Poppies. He thought they had a better friendship. Anna said Jack had her in a corner. If she’d told him about the WSB op in Croatia, it would be treason. He said he would have never given her up, and she said she should have trusted him. She apologized and asked what he needed help with, and he said he needed to find a way to get Josslyn out of the WSB.

Isaiah told Portia that a patient was brain dead after a car accident. They were an organ donor and he was needed. She said saving lives outweighed their need to hide out, and offered to go with him, but he told her to stay and enjoy dinner. With any luck, he’d be back later tonight. If not… He gave her a key and she asked if it was for her. He said, of course (🍷). It was their special getaway. They kissed and he left.

Jordan said the first priority was the baby and she’d wait until Curtis figured things out. He said that proved what an amazing woman she was, and thanked her for her honesty. He wondered how long Portia knew, and she said maybe Portia wanted to wait until after her first trimester. He said, or maybe never. It wouldn’t be the first time. Jordan said Portia couldn’t hide her pregnancy forever, and he said, given they’d just decided to divorce, maybe she didn’t intend to have the baby. He had to find her. He was sorry. Jordan said, that’s okay, go, and he left.

Olivia said she was confused. She thought Ned liked Ronnie. He said he did. That didn’t necessarily mean he trusted her. She seemed too good to be true. Tracy wondered why he hadn’t said that sooner, and Olivia said they were mean. She thought Ronnie Bard was good people. Tracy said Olivia had a big heart and was hopelessly naïve, but Olivia thought she was the perfect amount of naïve. Michael joined them, apologizing for being late, and Tracy said it was a bigger ambush that she thought., but her son made her see the light.

Martin said if he hadn’t forged the will, Ronnie would have been waiting tables for the rest of her life. The only thing her sister actually left her was the locket. Ronnie said she would have been perfectly satisfied. She didn’t need the house or the money. He said she made that clear when he first pitched the idea and she shot him down. He didn’t think anything would change her mind until she met Tracy. Ronnie said, Tracy treated her like dirt. She was rude, obnoxious, selfish, and condescending. He said Tracy lived to hurt people. She felt she could just reach out and take something she didn’t deserved. Ronnie said she’d agree if it was just about Tracy, but the rest of the family had been kind and wonderful. He said they’d be fine. They didn’t need money. She said that wasn’t the point. The house shouldn’t be hers. He said it wasn’t going to be for long because she was going to sell it to Drew Cain.

Carly said ever since Jason came back, he’d been telling her not to trust Jack, and Jack asked if he said why. She said, no, but she thought Britt had rubbed off on him. She loved to cause trouble and was good at it. He said that was a shame. He’d hoped Jason would learn to accept them together. She said her too. She hated fighting with Jason and kept telling him that Jack was a good man. He’d done so much for her family. Lulu was telling her how much Charlote enjoyed her visit with her father, but she doubted Lulu was going to let Charlotte visit again. Jack asked, why?

Anna said she hated that Josslyn was in the WSB, but thought she and Jason agreed she was an adult and could make her own decisions. Jason said he wanted to respect Josslyn’s choice, but she almost died. He couldn’t let that happen. She said they couldn’t extricate Josslyn – leaving had to be her choice – but they could try getting her out from Jack’s supervision. He was notorious for choosing the most dangerous assignments. Maybe her next assignment would be safer. Jason said, if that was all they could do right now, he’d take it. How did they make it happen?

Ronnie told Martin, no. Monica would never want the house to be sold to anyone, much less Drew Cain. She wasn’t selling it out from under the family. Martin said they could easily afford their own places and it would probably be healthier, but she said, Monica loved this house and loved having her whole family there with her. She wasn’t going against Monica’s wishes. He said, except for the part where she swiped it for herself, and she asked why he was doing this. Why was it important that she sell to Drew? He was a pompous ass. Martin said, that pompous ass was his client and when the house went to Drew Cain, it would drive Tracy absolutely nuts, which was a special bonus and a good reason Ronnie should want to do it too. Ronnie said she couldn’t stand Tracy, but Martin really had it in for her, and he said Tracy nearly destroyed his life for fun. She had him arrested and jailed for a month. Then she took it upon herself to unite his ex-wives who took him for everything he had. It didn’t stop until Tracy lost everything she had. When Ronnie tossed her out, it was just the beginning. Ronnie said he was at the tea party for a while. How could she have been such an idiot? Tracy didn’t spike her drink – he did. He set the whole thing up.

Tracy asked if Michael agreed something was off about Ronnie, but he said the jury was out. He did think Tracy should apologize to Ronnie. Whether she meant it or not, it was a good idea. She belonged in the house. Ronnie needed to be watched, but not undermined. It would help them see who she was, not who she appeared to be. Ned said it sounded like a plan. They needed to head over and put it in action. Tracy said they hadn’t had dinner yet, but he told her that she needed to save room for some humble pie.

Ronnie said Martin knew she’d blame Tracy, and Martin said when he heard Tracy was attending, he was convinced she was softening toward Ronnie. He couldn’t take that chance. He’d do anything and everything to get revenge on Tracy. Ronnie said as much as she despised Tracy, he’d gone too far. This charade couldn’t continue. He said she couldn’t breathe a word to anyone. Up to this point, his hands were clean. Nothing could be traced back to him. If she pulled the plug, she’d basically be admitting to fraud. In the best case, they’d never speak to her again, but in the worst case, she’d go to prison. Not only would she keep her mouth shut, she was going to sell the house to Drew Cain. He handed her some paperwork and said, if she didn’t, he’d take away everything she had, including her freedom.

Jordan opened her fortune cookie and it said, an unexpected delivery will change everything. She said, no kidding.

At the hospital, Curtis told Isaiah that he was looking for his wife. Where was she?

Portia called Ava, and asked where she was. Ava said she was at the MetroCourt restaurant. Why? Portia said she needed to see her. It was important.

Anna told Jason that they’d figure out the details and make sure it was brought to a swift, successful conclusion. The sooner it was over, the sooner Josslyn was safe. Jason said they knew Britt was involved in what was going on at the Five Poppies, and Anna said she also knew something else. Jack just informed her that somehow Faison was involved and so was Jenz Sidwell.

Carly said Charlotte loved her visit, but Lulu didn’t think it was feasible to fly Switzerland. It was too disruptive to Charlotte’s life in Port Charles. Jack said unfortunately, he didn’t get everything he needed from Valentin. He knew if he could arrange more visits, Valentin would be cooperative. She asked if there were any WSB prisons in the US, and he said there were. Why? (Is he dense?) She said she was thinking, for him to get what he wanted from Valentin, all he had to do was move Valentin closer to home.

Nina told Jacinda to be there at 6:45 sharp, and Jacinda asked if there was anything else. Nina said, yes, actually. How much was Michael paying her to be his alibi? Jacinda said he wasn’t paying her anything, and Nina said she hoped Jacinda wasn’t lying for free, but Jacinda said the truth was, she and Michael were together the night Drew was shot. Since then, they’d developed a promising relationship. Nina said Jacinda was good. Whatever Michael was paying her, it wasn’t enough, but she could remedy that. She was a very wealthy woman and her innocent daughter was facing prison time. No price was too high to exonerate her.

Alone, Ronnie looked at the locket, when Tracy came in with Ned, Olivia, and Michael. Ronnie asked what she was doing there, and Ned said his mother had something to say to her. Ronnie asked what it was, and Tracy said, for the good of the family, she’d like to bury the hatchet and start over. Ronnie said she agreed with that. She thought they could all use a fresh start. Which was why she’d decided to sell the house.

On the phone at the hospital, Britt asked what the holdup was. If she doesn’t get approval, she’s happy to go elsewhere. They’re not the only dealership. Elizabeth asks if she’s using hospital time to clean up the mess that’s her life.

Dante saw all the boxes at Lulu’s house and Lulu said it was a smaller storage unit than Tracy was used to. He asked what was going on with Rocco, and she asked if he knew Rocco had dinner with Nathan, Liesl, and Britt when she took Charlotte to Switzerland. He said he was working late, and Rocco was supposed to be at the Quartermaines’ with his mother. Lulu said Rocco lied to them about dinner and she wanted to know what he was hiding.

Curtis asked Isaiah where his wife was, and Isaiah said he wasn’t Dr. Robinson’s keeper, but if he saw her, he’d pass along the message that Curtis was looking for her. He asked what it was about, and Curtis said it was about their family.

Portia met Ava at the MetroCourt bar, and Ava said she was so cryptic on the phone. Poris said there had been a development that profoundly affected Trina and she was trusting Ava with it. Ava said she’d do anything for Trina. What was going on?

Nina handed a check to Jacinda and said there was nothing more important than her daughter’s freedom, and she was willing to pay generously for it. Jacinda said it was a lot of zeroes, and Nina said, a woman in Jacinda’s position could probably benefit from all those zeroes. Drew walked in and asked if Nina was paying Jacinda to drug someone else, but Nina said, no. She was paying Jacinda to save her daughter’s life.

 Tracy asked Ronnie to repeat herself, and Ronnie said she was selling the house. Tracy said, over her dead body.

Britt said she as making a personal phone call, but she’d completed her assigned tasks, and Elizabeth said that was impressive. Britt said she was the former Co-Chief and would oversee administrative tasks in her sleep if Elizabeth wanted tips. Elizabeth said Britt needed to call the maintenance team and confirm their schedule. She missed that one.

Dante said Rocco lying was unacceptable. They needed to set boundaries. Did she want to be the good cop or bad cop? Lulu said, how about no cop? and Dante said they couldn’t allow Rocco to lie. She said she agreed, but they had to be really careful.

Curtis said he didn’t need a messenger, and Isaiah said, good luck tracking down his wife. Laura came out of the elevator, and said it had been a long time since she’d seen Curtis. He said, too long. Was everything okay? She said she was picking up a prescription for Ace, but they should schedule a lunch to catch up. Curtis said, if she had a minute, he could use a friend.

Portia said she and Curtis were getting a divorce, and Ava said she’d thought something happened to Trina. Portia said it concerned Trina’s emotional well-being, but the divorce was  the least of her worries. She was pregnant. Ava said that did complicate things, and Portia said it did, especially since she didn’t know who the father was. Ava said she needed another drink.

Jacinda said she’d leave Drew and Nina to talk shop or whatever was happening here, and left. Nina said Willow thought she’d betrayed her, but she was helping, and Drew said it looked like Nina helped herself. Nina said she realized the alibi wouldn’t hold up in court. The police had disproved it with video evidence of her in her apartment building. Drew said, if she’d stuck with it, they could have a case for her and Willow conspiring, but Nina said the police would have railroaded Willow. Willow didn’t see it like that, but she’d ask Willow’s forgiveness when she was free. Jacinda was the key to that. She wasn’t Michael’s alibi anymore.

Olivia suggested everyone keep cool. She was sure Ronnie didn’t mean she was selling the house out from under them. Ronnie said, Monica left her the house and it was hers to do with as she saw fit. It was more house than she could handle and she wasn’t used to living with so many people. Tracy said that was the point. It was a family home and there were several generations of Quartermaines living under the roof… and a few strays. Olivia said, hey, and Ned said, that’s enough. It was Ronnie’s decision, but all hoped she wouldn’t sell. It wasn’t just a house, but a memory cherished by the family, including her sister. Olivia said so many people called it home. She knew it was chaotic, but it was also a refuge. Maybe Ronnie hadn’t been there long enough to feel it, but this could be her family home. Tracy said Ronnie should sell it to Michael.

Elizabeth told Britt to focus on doing her job, and Britt said she was in a good mood. She had an amazing steam, put Carly in her place, was getting a gorgeous new car courtesy of Jason, and had a wonderful dinner with the child she’d brought into the world. She knew he wasn’t her son, but she was on cloud nine. Nobody could ruin her mood, not even Elizabeth. Nathan came in and said they had a problem. It was Rocco.

Dante asked how Lulu wanted to handle it, and she said they needed to create a safe environment where Rocco felt safe to come to them. If Rocco was meeting Obrecht and Britt in secret, her message wasn’t landing. He wasn’t sneaking around and lying just to get away with it. He didn’t want to hurt her. Rocco wasn’t the problem. She was the one who needed to make adjustments. Charlotte and Rocco came downstairs, and Dante said, the other night when Rocco’s mom and sister were in Switzerland and he was working late, where was he?

Curtis said he and Portia were getting a divorce, and Laura said she was so sorry. She had no idea they were struggling. He said they kept their struggles private. Divorces were complicated and messy, and Portia might be pregnant. His wife’s lies were a big part of why their marriage was ending and he thought she was lying again.

Portia told Ava that she and Curtis had loved each other, but he never got past the pain and betrayal of her lying to him about Trina. They couldn’t build a lasting trust. Ava said, Drew’s blackmail didn’t help, and Portia agreed. Ava said she was sorry. Lies and secrets had a way of dividing the strongest of couples. Portia said, Jordan always managed to be around as an ear or shoulder for Curtis. What about the lies and manipulation she did? It got erased. Ava wondered if someone else had caught Portia’s attention, and Portia said, while Curtis was being entertained by Jordan, she found someone who saw her and the pain she was in, and showed up to comfort her. Ava said, dare she ask? and Portia said it was the last person she should be with – Dr. Isaiah Gannon.

Drew said Nina seemed confident that Jacinda would throw Michael under the bus, and Nina said Jacinda was incentivized. Drew said, maybe Michael shot him, maybe he didn’t, but he knew Michael framed Willow. He planted the gun. Nina said Michael wanted to take Willow’s children away from her permanently, and Drew said he was wasting his time. No one believed Willow shot him, so Michael just put a bigger bullseye on his back. Michael had the motive, means, and opportunity. All he had to do was apply the right pressure to make Michael undone. Nina asked what he had in mind, and he said, among other things, he was buying the Quartermaine estate. Michael was going to hate it and lash out like he always did and prove to everybody that he was reckless enough to try and kill him.

Tracy suggested Michael part with the money everybody said he had and pay the vulture off so they could be rid of her once and for all, and Michael said he could more than match the offer. The important thing was that his grandmother’s home should stay in the family. Ronnie said she was sorry, but she’d already accepted an offer from another buyer, and Olivia said the house wasn’t even listed. Ned asked, who bought it? when Michael’s phone rang. He stepped into the foyer to answer it, and said, what’s going on?… He’d be right there.

Britt asked if Rocco was okay, and Nathan said he was fine. The issue was with the dinner they’d had. britt asked if it could wait until later, but Elizabeth told her to go ahead. It was a mystery to her how kind and thoughtful Nathan was and he ended up with a sister like her. Elizabeth left.

Dante said he felt terrible having to work with Rocco’s mom and sister away, but Rocco said it wasn’t a big deal. Charlotte said she hadn’t even told him about Switzerland. It was great seeing her dad. Did Lulu talk to Agent Brennan about doing it again? Lulu said, not yet, and Dante said he was happy she had a great visit, but he can’t get past the other night. Rocco was supposed to go to the Quartermaines’ and was a no-show. So where was he?

Laura asked if Curtis thought Portia was lying about being pregnant, but Curtis said, no. She hadn’t told him. Laura asked if it was a lie of omission, and Curtis said they’d decided to get a divorce together and told Trina together. Not once did Portia mention she was pregnant. Luara asked how he knew, and he said, Jordan. She said, Portia confided in Jordan? but he said Jordan was at the Quartermaines’ tea party and observed what she described as obvious signs and confronted Portia. Laura asked if Portia confirmed it, and he said, by default, not honesty. She and Jordan clashed more often than not. Laura said their clashes were due in large part to him.

Portia said not only was Isaiah her colleague, he was her subordinate, and Ava said she could see how it complicated things. Was she leaning toward who the father was? Portia said, with the timing, it could be either one, but she didn’t regret sleeping with Isaiah. Her marriage was over. Ava asked if Trina would see it that way, and Portia said she doubted it. Trina loved her father and technically, they’re not divorced. If Trina found out she could be pregnant by another man, what if Trina never forgave her?

Michael met Jacinda at the MetroCourt and asked, what happened? She said, Nina, and slid the check over. He asked if Nina was paying her to disappear, and she said Nina didn’t want her working there, but what she wanted more was for Michael’s alibi to go up in smoke. He said he’d pay her double to stay in town, but thought it was about more than money now.

Olivia wondered if it was Tracy, but Tracy said she wasn’t the buyer. Olivia said, no, the reason. Ronnie would rather unload the house than deal with her. Ned said his mother had been kicked out many times before. Ronnie didn’t need to sell the house not to deal with her. Tracy said his loyalty was overwhelming, and Ronnie said, as Tracy abundantly made clear, Monica gave her the house, but it wasn’t her home. She received a good offer and was compelled to sell it. Tracy said, by whom? and Drew said, that would be him.

Britt asked what the problem was, and Nathan said, Lulu. Apparently Rocco wasn’t supposed to see them. She said, that sounded like a Lulu problem. It wasn’t their fault she couldn’t keep track of her own child. He said she took Charlotte to visit Valentin, and Britt said, so she was halfway around the world with her other child and it was a problem for Rocco to have dinner with them. He said Rocco wasn’t supposed to have dinner with all of them, but he and their mom ran into her at the MetroCourt. She said, so the problem wasn’t Rocco dining with him or their mother. The problem was her.

Charlotte said Rocco was helping Cody at the stable and asked if she could run Hades soon. He was her favorite. Dante said, of course (🍷), and he’d get in touch with Cody. Rocco should be compensated. Rocco said it was fine. He liked helping Cody and Outback was with him. Charlotte said they forgot to organize Tracy’s boxes on the front porch, and Rocco said they’d better take care of that. They left, and Lulu asked, what part of her wanting Rocco to come to them was unclear?

Curtis said he and Portia tried hard, but in the end found no common ground to communicate honestly, and Laura said, what about the Jordan part? He said she knew their history. He felt an undeniable pull between them, but they hadn’t acted on it. She said she was sure Portia noticed the attraction and it could have played a part in their communication breakdown, but he said he couldn’t change what happened now. She said she was sorry, and he said all he could do was move forward with honesty. If Portia was pregnant, they couldn’t afford not to. She asked if he meant the two of them going forward.

Portia said she had a plan, and Ava said, tell her and she’d tell Portia if it was any good. Portia said she wasn’t saying anything until after her first trimester. Then she’d take a paternity test and find out who the father was and take it from there. Ava said it sounded simple, and Portia said it would be. Jordan suspected and was probably telling Curtis right now. Ava said if Jordan was circling Curtis, the last thing she’d do was tell him so he’d go running back into Portia’s arms, and Portia said she couldn’t think about Jordan right now. Once she found out who the father was, if it was Curtis, she’d see what that meant for them as a family. Ava said, what if it was Isaiah? and Portia said she didn’t know if Isaiah wanted to be a father, but she did know the news would devastate Trina. That was why she needed Ava.

Jacinda asked if this was the part where Michael told her that money didn’t buy happiness, and he said it could come close, but he didn’t think she was for sale. She told him that her website said otherwise, but he said that wasn’t her whole story. The first woman he’d loved was an escort. She told him not to make assumptions about who she was based on what she did. Jacinda said she sounded like a wise woman, and he said, she was. Jacinda said, was? and he said it was part of his story. He and Nina could go back and forth upping the ante, but he didn’t think Jacinda could be bought. If she could, she couldn’t give him what he needed. He needed her trust. They had to want to help each other. He may have all the money, but she had all the power. What did she want to do?

Tracy said it couldn’t be true, and Drew said, at least it was staying in the family. The bad news was, they had to move out. Olivia said, whatever Drew was selling, don’t buy it. He’s nobody’s family. Ned said Drew’s only loyalty was to himself. They could turn this around. Drew said it was a done deal. This was his house. Ned asked why Ronnie was doing this. She heard about the destruction Drew left in his wake and the harm he’d done to the family. Drew said he just told her his side of the story and she listened because he was open and kind, unlike some people. They were outsiders and bonded. In the end, she accepted his very generous offer to buy his mother’s home. Isn’t that right?

Nathan said Lulu had a right to be angry. Britt stole and implanted an embryo. Britt said, it was a million years ago, and Nathan said Lulu was a loving mom protecting her son. Britt said, Rocco didn’t need protecting from her. She had no ulterior motive except to get to know him better. He said he knew that, but Lulu might not. He didn’t want conflict between their families. If she wanted what was best for Rocco, don’t undermine his mother.

Lulu said she thought they’d agreed on her way, but Dante said he didn’t and he was a detective. It was his job to get information out of suspects and Rocco was about to crack. He knew Charlotte knew about the dinner. It wasn’t run of the mill teenage stuff. It was more dangerous than Rocco knew. Lulu asked what Britt had done.

Curtis told Laura that he didn’t know what it meant for him and Portia, but knew he wanted the baby. If she was pregnant, he didn’t want her to terminate. Laura said his feelings were completely valid, but ultimately it was her decision, and he said he’d do everything in his power to persuade her to go through with the pregnancy. She asked if he was saying he was willing to reconcile for the sake of an unborn child.

Ava asked how she could help, and Portia said Trina would be hurt and she needed Ava to be there. Ava loved Trina and Trina would need her support. Ava said she’d always be there for Portia’s daughter and for Portia. However it shook out, she wasn’t alone. Portia left, and Ava saw Michael with Jacinda. She called Nina and asked if she fancied a drink upstairs, but Nina said she was working. Ava said she was missing some interesting people watching.

Ronnie said she never wanted to be part of any of this. She didn’t want to be part of their petty squabbles and power plays. She was selling the house to Drew. Tracy said, in other words, she was abdicating the responsibility and honor bestowed on her by her sister. What a surprise.

Laura said she understood Curtis’s desire to give the child a family unit, but encouraged him to check out all the options. Families came in all shapes and sizes. Look at hers. He said her family was lucky to have her, and she said she was lucky to have them. Staying married when it wasn’t working wouldn’t be fair to anybody, least of all a little baby. He needed to search his soul to be clear about what he wanted. He said, what if what he wanted was impossible? and she said, which was? He said, in a perfect world, he’d want the baby, but have Jordan too.

Isaiah went back to the cabin and saw that Portia was gone.

Britt said Nathan never raised a child, but he said he was learning. He knew how Lulu felt. Spinelli was a great guy, but he wasn’t James’s father. He was. It was important their relationship not be interfered with. Britt asked how it served Rocco for them to manage his mother’s insecurities. Clearly, Rocco wanted to get to know her and they’d only had pleasant interactions. He said she had ties to dangerous people and should cut Lulu some slack, and she said, if Rocco reached out, was she supposed to turn him away? Nathan said, yes.

Dante said Rocco’s primary danger had been emotional, but now it could be physical. Anna thought Britt and Nathan resurfacing in tandem wasn’t a coincident given their connection to Faison. She asked if Anna thought Faison was responsible for Nathan being missing and Britt faking her own death, but he said he didn’t know. Nathan didn’t want anything to do with Faison, but the first time Britt left Port Charles, she took off with her dad.

Charlotte told Rocco that they needed to change their tactic. He should admit to being at dinner. He said his parents would freak, but she said they knew he was lying. They had to deflect the attention, since he really didn’t want them to know what this was about.

Jacinda said she was playing the long game. Nina had been fair, but she was a commodity to her. Michael treated her like a person and was considering what was best for both of them. His plan made sense and she was sticking with him. Nina came in as they clinked glasses.

Isaiah called Portia and said he just got back to the cabin. He thought she’d still be there. She said she came in to finish some paperwork, but then she’d head back. He said he had a box of Eckerd’s pastries with her name on it, and she said she couldn’t wait to get back. He’d see her soon. Curtis came in and Portia asked what was going on. He said, you tell me. Are you pregnant?

Tracy said Monica entrusted Ronnie with her home and Ronnie betrayed that trust, selling it to that soulless weasel. What she’d said was true. Ronnie had no character and no integrity, and most of all, no connection to Monica. Monica kept the house in the family, come hell or high water, and in mere weeks Ronnie had done the one thing Monica would never allow. She gave it up. She dishonored Monica and everything she stood for. Shame on her. Tracy walked out.

Thursday:

Britt saw Jason at the hospital and was sure the dealership wouldn’t let her have her new car. Her day had been hard enough and she was wearing scrubs because a child barfed on her. The only thing getting her through was knowing her new car would be waiting at the diner she now lives at. Don’t tell her. It wasn’t going to happen. He said, okay, and asked if she needed a ride, showing her the keys.

Curtis asked if Portia was pregnant or not, and she said he’d been talking to Jordan. When and where did Jordan decide to share her suspicions on Portia’s personal life. In bed?

Jordan met Turner at the MetroCourt, and Turner asked what Jordan had learned about their dapper don during her tenure.

Sonny and Laura sat at a nearby table, and Laura said, Drew was looking for a fight and they were his most likely targets.

Molly went to the Quartermaines’, and Cody said, glad she could make it. What did she know about real estate law?

At the Brown Dog Bar, Lulu toasted, to Monica Quartermaine and her wonderful home, and Tracy said, their house no longer. Drew and Martin came in and Drew asked if Tracy was here to drown her sorrows.

Britt squealed, and Jason said he thought she’d want to celebrate at the Brown Dog, and she suggested getting out on the open road. He said he didn’t want her to crash. He was driving.

Cody told Molly that Ronnie was looking to sell and he had to figure out how to stop it from happening. The family had the house for generations and the Quartermaines couldn’t lose out on all that. He didn’t understand. One second, Ronnie was giving him her recipe for cinnamon rolls, and the next, she was handing out eviction notices. It couldn’t be legal. Molly said if she was the legal owner, she had the right to sell, and he said there had to be a loophole. Did she think she could look into it?

Tracy wondered what Drew would do with a house that big. The only people who could stand him were his lawyer and his girlfriend, who was in Pentenville for shooting him. Lulu suggested they just go now, and as they moved on, Drew said they got what they deserved and this was just the beginning.

Laura told Sonny that she’d stopped at the Quartermaines’ to introduce herself to Ronnie, and walked in on Drew threatening Danny and Rocco. She shut it down, but Drew kept escalating it, being overly aggressive with the boys. It was like he knew he was untouchable and she didn’t get it. Sonny said he did.

Jordan said, when she was Commissioner, and they tried to bring Sonny to justice, they got nowhere. Sonny was smart and received a great deal of goodwill from powerful players in the city, the mayor among them. Turner said then they agreed Laura was protecting him.

Curtis told Portia that he’d been at Jordan’s apartment having dinner, and she said, yes. She was pregnant.

Jordan told Turner that Sonny and Laura had a strong relationship, but she wouldn’t say Laura was protecting him. She had too much integrity. Turner suggested it was a conflict of interest, and Jordan said, maybe part of it stemmed from Sonny’s charitable work with the city. He was no ordinary criminal and done a lot of good for the city of Port Charles. Because of that, people in high places had his back. Turner said they were dealing with a man who made no mistakes and no one was willing to turn on and not because of fear. Jordan said, because they liked him, and Turner said Sonny expected people to like him. That kind of over confidence could end up being his weakness.

Curtis asked how far along Portia was, and she said, about 10 weeks. He asked how long she’d known, and she said, maybe three. He asked why she didn’t tell him, and she said, for one thing, they were falling apart and she didn’t know what she wanted. He asked if she considered terminating the pregnancy, but she said she never considered it as an option. He said they’d just decided to get a divorce, but he was the father and she couldn’t cut him out.

Molly said, Cody wanted the DA’s office to look into a private real estate deal? They focused on criminal matters. Cody said, it could be. It happened too fast. Maybe she could look into freezing the sale while it was investigated. She said her guess was that Ronnie wanted to go home and get on with her life. She was sorry, but she couldn’t stop it. He said something about the deal was shady. Why else would she sell to Drew?

Drew said, seeing the look of sheer devastation on Tracy’s face made it worth every penny, and Martin said one thing he didn’t count on was Lulu picking up the pieces. Drew wondered how Martin got through to Ronnie, and Martin said he told her that the easiest way to get back at Tracy was to sell to him.

Lulu said between Valentin and Drew, Martin had quite a client list, and Tracy said they were both corrupt bottom feeders. Lulu said, speaking of, Rocco went to dinner with Britt, Liesl, and Nathan. Nathan wasn’t corrupt, but the only reason she found out was because he mentioned it. He thought she knew and Rocco told him that they’d okayed it. He was supposed to be honest. Tracy told her to talk to him. He was basically honest and decent, qualities that were hard to come by. Lulu said she didn’t know how, but Drew would get what was coming to him. However, when it came to dealing with men like Drew, you had to choose you battles, and in some cases, your battlefield. Tracy had to wait, and when he wasn’t looking, then get him. Tracy said, if only she’d followed that advice in the first place. Ronnie sold their home to the family’s worst possible enemy and she drove her to it.

Laura said, no doubt Drew would remember Michael had shot him, and Sonny said Drew would do anything to hurt her campaign. He’d kill two birds with one stone. She said Drew wasn’t prosecuting the case. He didn’t bring the charges and he can’t drop them. Sonny said he had something to take care of, and she said, of course (🍷).

Jordan said the best way to get Sonny would be if he slipped up and incriminated himself, but he wouldn’t let that happen, and Turner said, if he thought he was untouchable, maybe he’d get too comfortable around the wrong people. Jordan told Turner about how Dante went undercover in Sonny’s organization and was shot by Sonny. Dante was only alive because Sonny found out Dante was his son. Turner’s phone chimed and she looked at Sonny.

Portia said it was still early, and given her age, miscarriages weren’t uncommon, and Curtis asked if she was okay. She said everything seemed to be progressing as it should, but she’d like to get past her first trimester before any decisions or telling anyone, including Trina. He asked if she was sure she wanted to do this alone, but she said she’d be fine. She didn’t want to get Trina’s hopes up if it all might just go away.

Molly asked if Ronnie didn’t know Drew was a sleazebag, but Cody said he told her himself. And she had a front row seat when Drew showed up and bullied Danny and Rocco. He knew things with Tracy weren’t great, but Ronnie got along with everybody else. Something didn’t add up. She agreed it seemed odd, but it wasn’t illegal, and he said it was the kids’ home. She asked what would happen to him, and he said he’d be so fired, but he’d probably quit first. Before then, he had to make sure to find the horses a new stable. He’d be all right. Most of his life he’d been by himself. He was going to miss this place. It was a great gig and the Quartermaines were better people. She asked what he was going to do next, but he said he didn’t know. Maybe another run on the stunt circuit or he and Outback would see where the open road took them. She said he couldn’t leave his family, but he said he had to make a living. He’d keep in touch. She said, don’t do that.

Tracy told Lulu, over the years, she’d questioned her brother’s decision, but came to see the wisdom. Monica was definitely the anchor of the family. Drew came by and said he hoped they enjoyed the rest of their evening. He was going to give his purchase one last look to check out the furniture. He didn’t share their taste and would need to offload everything, except the dining table, and maybe he’d keep Edward’s chair. Lulu suggested they let the lawyers handle it, and Tracy said there was no way she’d let him have the furniture, but he said it wasn’t up to her. She said he’d never sit in her father’s chair as head of the family at the dining table, and he said she was right. Maybe he’d set a huge bonfire and burn it all. Jason came in with Britt and tripped Drew, who fell to the floor. Tracy laughed her head off (along with me).

Drew asked what the hell was wrong with Jason, and Jason grabbed him. Drew said he was walking out, and Tracy told him not to forget Martin. Drew and Martin left, and Lulu said, great timing. Tracy said she appreciated the gesture. Too bad it was too little too late.

Sonny met Turner in a private area and said he’d been thinking about their last conversation. He wanted to make it right.

Laura sat with Jordan and said she was checking in to see if Jordan had any news about Sidwell, but Jordan said, nothing at the moment. To be honest, she’d been distracted recently. Her personal life had imploded and things were complicated with Curtis. Laura said she’d seen Curtis earlier, and Jordan said she guessed Curtis told her that she suspected Portia was pregnant.

Curtis said they’d hold off and not tell anyone until Portia felt comfortable, but it wasn’t the only matter they had to discuss. They needed to talk about what it meant to them as a family. She said they hardly qualified as a family. He’d been spending time with Jordan and it was obvious he wasn’t interested in her or their marriage.

Molly told Cody that she wasn’t saying he couldn’t go back. She was saying he shouldn’t. It was a young man’s game and took its toll on the body. He said she was right, but this body was a Ferrari, a used Ferrari. He had bad knees and a slipped disk and when it rained, he needed ibuprofen… Maybe she had a point. She said he had other options in Port Charles. Windymere had stables. He said he could figure it out, but he wasn’t sure the Quartermaines would, and she said they’d land on their feet. Curtis said they’d land in houses far apart and they needed each other. They didn’t deserve to be kicked out of their own home. She said she could see how much they meant to him, and he said he was as surprised as she was. He came to town with no family, and now he had two – the Scorpios and the Q’s. He just wanted to help.

Tracy told Lulu that she was responsible for alienating Ronnie. Jason welcomed Ronnie with open arms the minute the will was read. Yet when they needed him most, Jason was nowhere to be found. Lulu suggested they go home. Tracy said, good idea. Or rather the place she was temporarily residing. They left.

Sonny said Michael was his son and he’d do absolutely anything for him, and Turner said he’d made that abundantly clear. He said he’d been thinking it over, and he’d been overprotective, especially since Michael was no longer a suspect. She asked if he was saying he crossed line, and told her that he was saying it wasn’t his job to tell her how to do hers. He messed up and he was sorry. He wanted to make it up to her. She asked how he proposed to do that, and he said that depended on her. Was she willing to take a risk?

Laura said Curtis mentioned Jordan’s suspicions about Portia, and Jordan said, sorry. She should have never asked Laura to betray a confidence. Laura said Curtis was a good friend, but they were friends too. Whatever Jordan said stayed between them. Jordan said she didn’t want to keep secrets from Curtis anymore. Her feelings for him were stronger than they’d ever been, She thought she could keep them in check when she thought he and Portia were happy. Now everything had changed. He told her that he had feelings for her too, but if she was right and Portia was pregnant, her feelings and his feelings wouldn’t matter. He’d put them aside, step up, and do right by his child.

Curtis said, to be clear, Jordan had no bearing on what they decided to do. He didn’t want to be an off again, on again presence in his child’s life. He wanted to be a father to the child. He didn’t get the chance to raise Trina and wouldn’t let that happen again. He wanted to be there when the child woke up and to tuck them in at night. Portia said, and the simplest way was for them to stay together.

Britt told Jason that she couldn’t taste the alcohol and those kind of drinks were sneaky. She couldn’t have a repeat of the Croatian donkey affair. (Ha-ha-ha!) He said it was lemonade, and she said, the hard kind, but he said, no. She said she thought they were celebrating, and he said, sorry. He needed her sober because he had questions about the Five Poppies and Faison. She said, how about giving her five hours where she didn’t hear that name? She had questions about the Quartermaines losing their house and Tracy blaming it on him. He said, deal, and they clinked glasses.

Lulu and Tracy walked in to tons of boxes, and Tracy opened one to find her father’s letter opener. Another had her favorite pillowcases, then she saw the box with Alan’s things.

Britt asked why Jason let Tracy walk on him, and he said he didn’t push back because deep down he knew she was right. He probably would have won if he fought back. It wasn’t because he didn’t care about the family. His mom wanted Ronnie to have the house and for just once, he thought he should do what his mom wanted.

Cody told Molly that before he connected with the Scorpios, he was used to being on his own, but the Tracy changed all that. She made him feel like part of the family. They both loved horses and she’d come to the stable to check on Hades and they’d talk. Sometime he had a beer and she had wine and they’d solve the world’s problems or figure out new ones to make up. Then they were friends. Molly said she wasn’t surprised. Cody had a big heart and wanted to help people. She’d talk to Turner and see if they could figure out a possible criminal pretext for the case. It was a long shot, but she’d try. Cody said she showed up and that was something, and she said she was glad he called. He said she was smart and passionate and always did the right thing. She was the first and only call he made. They were about to kiss, when the doorbell rang. Cody answered it, and asked what Drew was doing there. Drew walked in and said he didn’t need a reason. This was his house.

Turner reminded Sonny that she was a public official and couldn’t accept gifts, but he said he’d do something that her morals and ethics could get on board with. She said he was a good cook and she wouldn’t say no to homemade pizza. It wasn’t bad. He said, don’t lie, and she said, it may have been the best she’s had. He said, so dinner, but she said she wanted to avoid being seen at his home. He said he’d see what he could do, but how did he know she’d show up? She said he didn’t.

Portia said, baby or no baby, their reasons for a divorce were valid, but Curtis said he didn’t know if it was the best thing for them. They had to consider the life they wanted, not just for the baby, but for themselves. He left.

Britt said Jason had nothing to be sorry for. There was no way he could have known what Ronnie would do or how low Drew would sink. He made his choice to honor Monica’s wishes and that was noble. Enough moping. They’d both had a rough day and it was time for a real drink. He said he had a better idea and slid the keys over to her. Take him for a drive.

Tracy found Alan’s diploma from medical school and told Lulu that he’d graduated with the highest honors. He was a good doctor, just stupid with his personal life. She was going to keep it to the end and then take it with her. She started to cry, and Lulu suggested they call it a night. Tomorrow, she’d go through every one of the boxes with Tracy. Tonight, Tracy needed to get some sleep. Tracy thanked her and they hugged.

Cody said it wasn’t Drew’s house yet, but Drew said it would be soon enough. Molly said, legally speaking, that’s not right now, and Drew said if she wanted Scout to be available, she needed to change her tone. She said she was just stating the laws. The house wasn’t in escrow yet and he had no right to be there. He said it was a cash deal. As soon as he signed, he’d take possession. The family once tried to kick him out, and now he was about to own the entire estate, and Tracy, Michael, and the rest of them would be gone. He’d be there and everything would be his.

Tracy sat in the dark and we saw an open box. Inside it was Monica’s last will and testament.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Full disclosure. A few bites have been taken out because, Halloween.

Martin goes to Laura’s office and she complains about not seeing him enough. He tells her that he’s working with Jenz Sidwell on behalf of Drew on Measure C. He asked them to leave her and her relationship with Sonny out of it. Laura says she thought he quit, and he says he did, but he unquit. She asks him, why?

Drew meets Nina at the MetroCourt and asks what she wants. She says she doesn’t like it any more than he does, and wouldn’t have asked him to meet if she wasn’t desperate. Did Martin make any progress on Willow’s bail? He says, not yet, and she says, Willow can’t stay in that horrible place much longer. What are they going to do? Drew sees Michael come in and says he’s going to tell the police that he remembered Michael shot him.

Michael sat down with Sonny, who says he thought they could catch up, but Michael says he gets the feeling that there’s more on Sonny’s mind. Sony says, can’t it be both? He’d like to talk about Willow’s trial. He assumes Michael has seen the media coverage. Michael says, Lulu’s article suggested he was the person who shot Drew, and Sonny says Michael is wrong not to be worried. He should definitely be all over this. Willow has a new lawyer who’s damn good at her job. Michael asks, who is it? and Sonny says, Alexis.

Dalton goes into his office, where Sidwell is waiting, and he asks what he can help Sidwell with. Sidwell says, nothing. That’s the issue. Dalton’s been no help at all, so he’s undertaking a reorganization and Dalton is being replaced. Dalton says, Sidwell can’t do that. He’s been working on the project for years and knows it inside and out. No one knows it like him. Sidwell says, someone does, and Britt walks in. She says, so this is the genius who turned her father’s work into a full-blown dumpster fire.

Emma sits at the counter in Bobbie’s, and Gio says, earth to Emma, putting a plate in front of her. She says, sorry. What’s this? He says, pumpkin, her favorite, a bribe so she keeps coming back. She says she thinks the cook is cute, and he asks where she went. She seemed like she was a million miles away. She says, Dalton’s window of opportunity was opening up. It was time to expose him and his unethical practices.

Lulu says, good morning and happy Halloween, and Tracy says, don’t remind her. Her life is a nightmare enough. Lulu says they can’t keep living like this. It’s time to get real. Tracy says, more real than her back pain? Lulu should send her couch to the PCPD. The confessions will come pouring out. Lulu says she loves her stepmonster, and Tracy is welcome to stay as long as she needs to, but the boxes have got to go. Tracy says, love me, love my boxes, but Lulu says her place isn’t big enough for them both to live there. She should donate some of it. Tracy says the boxes are filled with precious Quartermaine heirlooms. Absolutely not. There’s a knock at the door, and Lulu says, come in. Lucy walks in and says, this is a lot of stuff. It looks like someone needs help with an estate sale.

Ronnie goes into Bobbie’s and sees Jack. She says, Joey? (Omg, the best nod ever to OLTL. I love when they do stuff like that.)

Jack says, no. Sorry. His name isn’t Joey. Ronnie apologizes and says she thought he was someone she used to know. He says, maybe they did know each other, in another life. Either way, they know each other now. He’s Jack Brennan. Ronnie says, Ronnie Bard, and he says, nice to meet you. Carly joins them, and asks, who’s his friend? He introduces Ronnie and says, they just met. Carly says, yeah. Her son has told her all about Ronnie.

Lulu says she’s got to go, and Tracy says she wishes Lulu wouldn’t, but Lulu leaves. Lucy sits next to Tracy on the couch and says she was thinking mid-century modern. What about new construction? Tracy says, how about a flaming moat? and Lucy says, extreme Victorian, through and through. She knows just the place. She shows Tracy her tablet.

Emma tells Gio that she’s stopping by Dalton’s office to see if he needs help. She needs to use the time she has left as his assistant to gain access to the lab. Once she’s inside, she’ll find evidence of him doing illegal testing. Gio says, when his shift is over, he’ll come with her and run interference if things get dicey, and she says she appreciates it, but thinks it’s better if she goes alone. He asks, why? and she says she may need to appeal to Dalton’s giant ego and flirt with him to gain access. Gio can’t step in and rescue her. He has a protective streak, which makes him impressive, but she can’t afford not to get inside. She needs to find professor’s key. She can’t get in because he has a new electronic lock and she needs a key fob to get in. He says he knows how to handle himself and Dalton. Please text him and let him know where she is and what she’d doing. Emma says she will. She should go. He tells her, be safe, and she starts to leave, but turns back. She says she actually forgot something, and kisses him.

Sidwell says, Dalton has a hundred excuses tied to why he’s a failure at progress. Dr. Westbourne has sufficient motivation to expedite his labors. Dalton says he doesn’t like to work with somebody he doesn’t know, and Britt says, suck it up, buttercup. She doesn’t like to work with anyone. She does her best work alone. Sidwell says, enough. It’s not a democracy and they’ll both do as they’re told. Dalton won’t be working with Dr. Westbourne; he’ll be working for Dr. Westbourne. Britt says, got it, and Sidwell says, she’s been highly incentivized to fix Dalton’s work and bring the project to its worthy conclusion. They’ll be handsomely rewarded and shouldn’t need more to bring the project to its swift and successful end, but if they do, he’ll be happy to provide it.

Nina says, Drew remembers Michael shooting him? and Drew says, not exactly. The first shot hit him in the back and after that it’s a blank. Nina says, he’s not telling the police that, and he says, it’s brilliant, She says, Willow is being held without bail and is on trial for his shooting. There’s no way he suddenly come forward with a memory that just so happens to exonerate the woman he loves and condemns a man he hates. He tells her, that’s what Martin said, and she says, Martin was right. He’d be laughed out of the PCPD. It would be a huge mistake to lie and a bigger one if the lie backfires. Willow will rot in prison and never see her children again.

Michael says, it’s a curve ball, but it’s not over, and Sonny says, he needs to listen. He’ll give it to him straight. Willow’s been through a lot and Alexis is going to use all of it. The fact that she was Shiloh’s victim, her lost child, how hard she fought to beat cancer. She’s going to turn that around and compare to Michael’s life of privilege and wealth and the Quartermaines’ inherent connection to him. It will be all in Willow’s favor and draw the wrong attention to him. Michael says he had a pretty good idea of people’s view of him and his ex-wife, but he didn’t think his father was one of them.  

Martin says, Drew is the worst of the worst, but legally, nothing requires him to like his clients, and Laura says she guesses he’s right. She guesses they all work with people every day they wouldn’t eat lunch with if they didn’t have to. Don’t break any laws. He says he won’t, and she says, no matter how it goes, she doesn’t care anymore. She just wants it to be over. Lulu comes in and Martin says, his beautiful niece. What a wonderful surprise. However, he’s got to get going. He’ll leave them to it and see Laura at home… maybe. He leaves, and Laura and Lulu hug. Laura asks if she’s forgotten they have plans, and Lulu says, no. She needs advice and she trusts Laura the most to be honest with her. Rocco and Charlotte have been lying to her.

Sonny says, no matter what Willow’s done, her struggles with mental health were tough, and Michael says, sympathy for the woman who slept with her husband’s uncle, exploited his hospitalization, took his child across state lines without his permission, and targeted Daisy. Sonny says, he doesn’t know that, and Michael says he can’t prove it, but can prove everything else. Sonny says, what he’s talking about is Michael’s anger, the intensity coming through in his voice. If Alexis puts him on the stand and he talks like that, a jury will know he could have shot someone, and he’s talking about Drew.

Ronnie says she doesn’t mean to be rude, but she doesn’t know Carly’s son, and Carly says, Michael. He’s Monica’s grandson. Ronnie says, such a lovely guy, and Carly says, he is. Too bad she’s kicking him out. Jack asks if Michael is being forced to leave the Quartermaine estate, and Ronnie says, it’s not personal. She’s selling the house. Carly says she could have sold it to Michael. His kids grew up there and he badly wanted to buy the house and honor his grandmother. Instead, she sold it to Drew and who knows what he’ll do with it. Ronnie says she’s truly sorry if her decision caused Michael or any of the Quartermaines pain, but she came here say goodbye to her sister. Monica leaving her the house was completely unexpected. She needs to let it go and move on. Carly says, she may want to let the house go, but she knows the Quartermaines don’t. Ronnie suggests they just move on and goes to the counter. Gio asks if he heard right. Is she selling the Quartermaine estate?

Lucy says she knows it’s very hard for Tracy. There will never ever be another house like the Quartermaine mansion. Tracy loves the house. She gets it. Actually, she loves the house too. When Alan kicked her out, she thought, I’ll miss this house and I’ll miss the gorgeous staircase. Tracy says Lucy was married to her brother all of five minutes. And unlike her, Lucy deserved to be kicked out. She was nothing but an opportunist gold-digger, just like Ronnie Bard. Lucy asks why Tracy does that all the time. Dwell on the worst moments, and you don’t see the good moments sometimes. She has good memories of Alan. Their wedding day, working on the Nurses Ball together, and toward the end they got to a goodish place. Which brings her to this topic – Monica’s funeral. Tracy said at the funeral, with Monica gone, it was going to be hard not to have anybody to talk to and share memories about Alan, Edward, and Lila, and it hurt her. Tracy says, she seems fine, and Lucy says she  thinks about Alan. She misses Alan, but even more, she really misses Edward and Lila. She was so fond of them and she and Tracy could talk and share memories. She’d be happy to talk anytime Tracy wants. She can’t keep doing this. She knows Tracy is hurting and keeps pushing it away. If she keeps living her grief, she’s not going to get better. She doesn’t have to face all this alone.

Lulu says she found out from Nathan that Rocco had dinner with him, Britt, and Obrecht, and Laura says she guesses Rocco didn’t tell her. Lulu says, nope. And when she confronted him, he lied to her face and Charlotte backed him up and gave him cover. Laura says, lying is not a good thing, no, but it sounds like the kids are trying to protect each other. They have a strong bond and it sounds like they’re also trying to protect Lulu, and that’s a good thing, isn’t it? Lulu says, it’s less about them protecting her, than walking on eggshells. Rocco wants to keep the secret, and she suspects Charlotte isn’t being honest about missing Valentin and upset about not seeing him more often. She feels like neither of the kids are comfortable being honest around her and it hurts. Laura says, it’s got to be hard, but that may not be the case. Try to remember that before she jumps to conclusions, especially such a painful conclusion. Lulu says she needs to be honest with herself so she can deal with this. Charlotte is drawn to Valentin and Rocco is drawn to Britt, and she can’t deny both hold major parts in her children’s lives. Laura says she’s sorry, and Lulu says, everyone thinks she’s so strong. She’d like to think she is, but this is tearing her apart. She told the kids that she loves them and they can trust her unconditionally, but she can feel them both slipping away. Laura says, my sweet girl, and hugs her.

Drew says, even if he doesn’t go to the police, he’ll find another way to help Willow, but Nina won’t be a part of it. She’d already done enough damage recanting their alibi. Nina says, he’s the last person who should lecture her on betrayal. She’s tired of hearing about what hero he is, as his endless plans to save Willow don’t pan out. His savior act is wearing thin. He says, if she has any hope of getting back in Willow’s life, that can only happen if she gets behind him and shows more gratitude. He leaves.

Drew goes to Sonny’s table and says, a father/son breakfast. How nice. Sonny asks what he wants, and Drew asks if Michael is aware that in a few short hours, he’s going to sign a paper giving him ownership of the estate. Michael says he’s aware, and Drew says, good. He thought Michael might want to be there. He’d love not to have to imagine the look on Michael’s face when he realizes it’s all officially his, He guesses this means Michael is thinking about it. Enjoy their breakfast. He leaves, and Sonny says, Drew baited Michael pretty hard, but he didn’t react. That’s a good thing. Michael says, it will be a lot harder watching Drew take the house. He doesn’t want to, but he owes it to his grandmother to bear witness.

Ronnie says, yes, she’s selling the Quartermaine estate, and Gio asks, why? The last he heard, she was trying to make it work with the Quartermaines. She says, that was her intention, but she received an all cash offer. For someone in her position, it was too much to turn down. He asked if she’d please rethink it. It was a family home and meant a lot to them. He knew it was a lot at once, but when she got used to the Quartermaines, she’d see they were all good people, even Tracy. She says, technically, she is keeping the house in the family, but Gio says, no. Drew isn’t one of them. Not really. Her sister banned him from the estate and he tried to bulldoze the family crypt. Did he sound like someone who would care about a family house? She says she really is sorry. She realizes it’s hard on everybody, but the sale is already in motion and she can’t stop it. He says, both the home and Monica deserve better.

Tracy says she knows Lucy has fondness for her parents and had her own unique kind of love for Alan. They were so much more than all this stuff. Lucy says she’ll deny that she said this and hopes Tracy doesn’t repeat it. It’s career suicide for a real estate agent. But in the end, a house is just a house. All the wonderful memories, those are outside those four walls and in her heart. Tracy takes out a knickknack and Lucy says, it’s amazing. She bets it was Lila’s. Tracy says, it was, and takes it out of her hand. Lucy says, Edward’s Bible, and Tracy snatches it away. She says, it meant so much to her father. It was his prize possession. Their family tree is written inside of it. She and Monica updated it after he died. Lucy says she’s sure they did, and touches the box with Alan’s train in it. She says, this right here has got to have fond memories. Tracy says, it does. Alan used to set it up every Christmas and say it was for the children. What he meant was that he would allow the children to watch while he played with it. He said it made him feel like a kid. Lucy says, hmm… and Tracy says, what? Lucy says, nothing. Just for a minute, looking at Tracy, she could see Tracy seeing herself and Alan around the Christmas tree. Maybe it didn’t feel like a good minute, but a little minute, a precious moment. She feels better that Tracy had that moment and knows Alan would too. Okay. She won’t take credit for any of that.

Laura says, Lulu’s children aren’t slipping away from her. They’re trying to juggle something important to them without hurting the person they love the most in the world. Lulu says, maybe, and Laura says, she should be more proactive. Extend an invitation to Britt and Valentin. Be present with them for a meeting. If she does that, they’ll be no room for secrets or lies. Lulu says, it’s just that Britt and Valentin stole so much time with her children that she won’t get back. It’s not a pleasant conversation and easier said than done. Laura says, the important things usually are. But remember, this time, it’s on her to be the bigger person. Being close to her kids will close the emotional gap. Lulu says she hates being the bigger person, and Laura says her too. Lulu asks if she ever gets tired of being right, and Laura says, not yet.

Jack says he was under the impression there was no love lost between Carly and Michael’s extended family, and she says her relationship with the Quartermaines has always been complicated. She wanted Michael out of that house, so in that sense, she’s getting what she wanted, but Michael loves that house. Now it’s going to Drew. It feels like another loss and he’s already had so many. Jack says, be careful what you wish for, and she says, exactly. She asked the universe for it just like she asked the universe to send her a good man she could trust completely. And the universe sent him to her. He takes her hands.

Tracy tells Lucy that she knows she likes to complain about all the people living in the Quartermaine mansion, but it’s not that bad. There’s always someone to have a cup of tea with, or a fight, or driving each other crazy. That’s what families do. Lucy says, especially theirs, and Tracy says, theirs is special. Lucy says, if she wants that chaos again, she can have it, just not in that house. She can make another home and get everyone together. Imagine fresh walls that haven’t heard true yelling in a family argument. Tracy says she likes that. Lucy is right.  Show her more houses. She needs to go through the boxes privately and decide what to do. It won’t be easy, but she has to.

Ronnie comes into the mansion and sees Michael in the foyer. He says he hopes it’s okay that he’s here. He came to grab a few things and say goodbye to the house. He knows Drew is coming and they’re making the sale today. Ronnie says he’s right. They are. He says, whatever Drew is paying her, he’ll pay more. Name her price. Please don’t do this. She says, what’s done is done, and he says, something else is going on here. If it was just money, she’d be happy hearing a competing offer. She says she has so much to do, and he says, she told them that she wanted to learn more about her sister. He knew his grandmother really well and this is not what she would have wanted. The house was her sanctuary. Before she got sick, she’d walk the grounds every morning and see the sun on the lake. She said it soothed her soul. When she got sick, she’d watch the sunrise from her bedroom just to watch the sun dance across the water. Most of time, Jason was with her; sometimes he was. Ronnie wanted to know more about Monica and he has to believe she has. Given what she knows now, does she think Monica would want to sell to someone who she didn’t even allow inside of it? Starting to cry as Michael is speaking, Ronnie turns to him and says she’s so sorry. There is something else going on, but she’s in too far over her head not to sell to Drew.

Lulu goes into Bobbie’s and tells Carly and Jack, happy Halloween. Carly says, same to her, and Jack says he’s glad she’s here. He has some potential information that might interest her concerning her daughter.

Sidwell says he knows Dalton and Britt have a lot to talk about, so he’ll leave them to it. He leaves, and Dalton says he apologizes if he seemed harsh. His problem isn’t with her. It’s with Sidwell. She says, whatever it is, leave her out next time, but he says he actually has a better idea. How about leaving Sidwell out of it?  

At the MetroCourt, Nina asks if she can talk to Sonny, and he says, with everything going on with Michael and Willow, he doesn’t think it’s a good idea. She says she understands his concern, but there might be a way to protect them both. He says, make it quick, and she says they both know besides Willow and Michael being the obvious suspects, someone else could have done it. Someone else has a reason that no one else knows about, but maybe it’s time someone did.

Michael says, please tell him what’s going on. He promises he can help. Drew comes in with Martin and says he had his doubts Michael would show up. He’s so happy Michale is here to witness him sign the paper that hands the house over to him. And he gets to witness Michael walk off the grounds never to return. It must tear Michael apart knowing he’s going to make his home in Michael’s old house with Willow and Michael’s kids. Ronnie says, that’s enough. Drew got what he wanted. Don’t rub it in his face. Martin suggests they take a deep breath and get the paperwork signed, and Michael asks Ronnie to think of Monica and how much the house meant to her. Is this what she really wants to do? Ronnie says she’s sorry. The house has to go to Drew.

Jack says, Valentin wants another visit, but Lulu says, absolutely not. Charlotte isn’t flying to Switzerland again. She has a life here and needs stability, not to be dragged into whatever games he and Valentin are playing. He asks if she’d feel differently if Valentin was stateside.

Dalton says the research he and Britt are doing has the potential to recalibrate the entire energy landscape and there are people who would pay obscene amounts of money for it. Now that they’re aware of the financial upside, they must ask the question. Why do all the hard work on Sidwell’s project and not reap the proceeds? It’s not fair that their genius powers his entire enterprise. All they have to do to circumvent Sidwell is take it to a third party, secure a payout, and they’ll both be set for life. Emma walks in and says, The Britch. What the hell is she doing with Professor Dalton?

Sidwell walks into Laura’s office and says, very lovely to see her. Laura asks if he always just bursts into people’s offices, and he says, not always. Her assistant was away and she wasn’t returning his calls, so he decided to come in. She says she needs to step into a meeting. He has exactly two minutes. What can she do for him? He says, they’re going to work together to save Port Charles.

Nina says she’s sure by now, Carly has told Sonny that she was the one who set up Drew that night at the Savoy, and Sonny says, the ketamine escort body shots night, yeah. He heard something about that. She says she’s not proud of it, but would do anything to save her daughter. She wasn’t alone. Portia Robinson was helping her. Drew was blackmailing Portia. She doesn’t know what with, but what she does know is Portia was desperate and would do absolutely anything to get out from under Drew’s thumb. He says, interesting, and she says, Portia is a wonderful woman and she’s not accusing her of shooting Drew, but nobody realizes that Portia has a motive, a very good one. Another potential suspect thrown in the mix could cause even more doubt. He says, the more people who could have done it, the more reasonable doubt, and she says, right. She can’t use the information herself because she and Portia are friends, but he can.

Drew smirks at Michael.

Tracy begins going through the boxes.

Drew signs the papers and passes them to Ronnie. He holds out the pen. He says, sign it and the sale will be complete, and she takes the pen. She looks at Michael.

Tracy takes down a box and lifts out a folder. She says, the Last Will and Testament of Monica Quartermaine.

On Monday, Sonny tell Alexis that he can point her to another suspect that’s not Michael; Sidwell tells Laura, everyone has their price, even you; and Tracy says, buckle up, Ronnie, I’m comin’ for ya.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print….

Going back to Bensonhurst… for now.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-rena-sofer-breaks-her-silence-on-exit-as-lois-im-eternally-grateful-excl/

The latest in Charlottes.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-charlotte-cassadine-recast-bluesy-burke-dishes-about-life-in-port-charles-exclusive/

Farewell to a legend.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-alum-june-lockhart-star-of-lassie-and-lost-in-space-dies-at-100/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

Christian got the boot, and Eyebrows Joe was the replacement, bringing much joy to Aesha and Nathan. We flashed back to Joe’s boatmance dalliances, and Aesha said she could see V easily getting swept up in Joe’s charm. It didn’t take long before it looked like he’d be involved in another love triangle including Kizzy. Storms were coming, so they couldn’t leave the dock, and Aesha planned an excursion to Barcelona for the guests. Aesha is too adorable. Even if she’s only feigning excitement over every single thing, it’s absolutely believable. The primary was vegan and a real PITA . When he told Chef Josh that he needed greens other than salads because they contained minerals, it bordered on beratement, and it wasn’t long before the chef walked off the boat.

Wife Swap

So far, this show is two for two in the I’m loving it department. This time Melissa from RHONJ swapped with wife Michele, whose household made joy and fun a priority, even if it meant not doing the dishes. The family was also vegan – no meat or dairy – and owned a Double Dutch Aerobics studio, so there was a lot of jumping rope going on. Melissa was anal with her housekeeping because of her childhood and not cleaning her home was her nightmare. When Melissa arrived, the family had been on a juice cleanse for 10 days, which would be my nightmare. After a day or two of the swap, Melissa’s daughter Antonia said her mom would have a stroke if she saw the kitchen. I have to admit, I would too. I’m not one to leave dishes in the sink overnight.

Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City

It was the mash-up of RHOSLC with Below Deck Down Under with familiar faces like Captain Jason, Daisy, Joao, and Chef Ben (my favorite chef). Apparently, Heather and the captain knew each other, but in what capacity was murky. Angie got seasick and in her interview, she said she couldn’t suck it in and she was in a goddam bikini. Priorities. She ended up in her cabin for most of the trip, along with Mary who kept her company. Captain Jason continually checked up on her, which was cute. Lisa was called out about spreading information on the others during dinner (no surprise there), and a screaming match ensued. While Angie couldn’t eat (most likely being the only person ever who lost weight on a cruise), but Mary enjoyed dinner in Angie’s room. Hearing the squabble, she said she didn’t think any of the others appreciated this food up there.  Heather said she thought Meredith was the source of all the dirt and the Grand Poohbah. Mary said they were literally killing each other, as they argued while being served. Meredith got in Heather’s face with her finger, and Lisa called John, weeping. Heather followed her, while the crew made fun of the group in the crew mess. When Lisa brushed her off, Heather brought the dirt to Mary and Angie.

Real Housewives Of Orange County

Fancy Pants Heather, Gina, and Shannon took shrooms and went to an indoor maze, where Shannon heard Real Housewives theme music, but no one else did. The others went on this rooftop swing that was a million miles up, and even I couldn’t look down. Seriously, I felt my stomach lurch as they swung out over the street and took that off my list of things to do in Amsterdam. Then Tamra and Gretchers made up, which lasted about a minute, but more important, what’s with Gretchen and all the bows? I don’t hate a bow and no judgement, but she’s got some odd get-ups for an adult. Maybe not in the 1950s, but it is 2025. Things ended with a brouhaha over Gretchen supposedly liking some homophobic social media posts. She claimed she had no idea WTF they even were, but the others refused to listen, immediately shunning her and making her ride back in a separate car. But wait, there was more. Later, an anonymous source claimed Tamra was out to ruin Gretchen and was also leaking info about the show. I can’t say I don’t believe it.

Random Reality Items

It’s not confirmed, but seems likely.

Andy just says no.

His kind of dirt lies in the Pine Barrens.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Weapons. HBO/MAX. I did my best not to read too much about this film, and I was glad, since I would never have figured it out in a million years. A classroom of children disappears in in the wee hours, all except one. Their teacher is suspect and repeatedly hounded by everyone from parents to reporters. Even her car is vandalized. Eventually, one of the parents teams up with her to find the answers. The story was original, the acting was excellent, and the cinematography was definitely atmospheric. I’d like to see this one again after knowing the cause, to see if there are hints I missed.

https://decider.com/2025/10/24/weapons-2025-stream-it-or-skip-it

https://www.slashfilm.com/2009054/best-2025-horror-movie-weapons-hbo-max-top-streaming-charts/

The Lobster. HBO/MAX. The reviews were kind of fabulous, but I wasn’t all that thrilled. In a dystopian society, being single is penalized by being turned into the animal of your choice. This may or may not be a bad thing, depending on how your present relationship, or lack thereof, is going. Main character David has just been dumped by his wife and is looking for a replacement, and he’s in a time crunch to do it. If it doesn’t happen in 45 days, he’s chosen to be a lobster, hence the title. It wasn’t that I thought it was a bad film, it just wasn’t what I expected, and not in a good way. I’d looked forward to something more Dr. Moreau, but got something more esoteric, satiric, and a little depressing. If you’re expecting to see people turning into animals, forget it.

https://thegatewayonline.ca/2016/11/the-lobster-movie-review/

A lot of spoilers here.

https://www.rogerebert.com/mzs/30-minutes-on-the-lobster

It: Welcome to Derry. HBO/MAX. I’ve really been looking forward to this one. I loved IT, both the book and all the movies, so I fully expected to love this too. And I wasn’t wrong. In a town where strange things happen, and clown Pennywise lurks in the background, a young boy disappears. A group of his friends are determined to find him and put themselves in all kinds of supernatural danger to do it. There were times I thought it dragged a bit, but the gory/clever as hell Stephen King of it all made it worth it. It’s shows like this that make me wish I’d just waited so I could binge it all at once, but I don’t have that kind of discipline.

https://decider.com/2025/10/26/it-welcome-to-derry-hbo-review

Big fat spoiler.

https://ew.com/it-welcome-to-derry-premiere-shocking-cliffhanger-our-red-wedding-11836484

🎃 Halloween Watching…

Haunted houses aren’t high on my horror genre list, but that could be because I get way too involved in looking at the actual house, which is often an old Victorian.

https://ew.com/ranking-best-haunted-house-movies-11834798

I don’t know if I’d consider all of these kid-friendly, but it’s a nice list.

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/halloween-ideas/g2661/halloween-movies/

I love Nightmare Before Christmas, especially Zero.

https://ew.com/best-halloween-animated-movies-streaming-11834428

If you like a scare.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ravenishak/scariest-movies-to-watch

https://ew.com/13-new-horror-movies-to-watch-halloween-2024-8723828

For fans of horror off the beaten path.

https://horrorfam.com/2024-indie-horror-films/

A list of the greats.

https://scariesthings.com/2022/07/10/dead-list-a-chronology-of-great-american-independent-horror-movies/

🧙‍♀️ Traditional Watch…

Can’t let Halloween go by without it.

https://ew.com/hocus-pocus-behind-the-scenes-photos-video-exclusive-11831125

👻 That’s One Way To Celebrate…

Celebrities, they’re just like us, except with a lot more money to spend on costumes.

https://ew.com/best-celebrity-halloween-costumes-2025-11837259

This Halloween is for the birds.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/29/us-news/nyc-halloween-display-has-godzilla-sized-momma-pigeon-perched-in-west-village-walkup/

Halloween for charity.

https://www.stjude.org/inspire/series/selfless/decoration-skelebration-for-st-jude-2025.html

Take a drive in my neck of the woods.

Vintage Halloween Costumes – the stuff of nightmares

🐾 Come Over To the Bark Side…

🐕  Dogs in creative costumes.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/pets-animals/dog/2025/10/29/dogs-across-us-celebrate-halloween-creative-costumes/86881970007/

🐶 Dogs in amusing costumes.

https://www.valleycentral.com/community/halloween-2025/the-most-hilarious-dog-halloween-costumes-of-the-season/

🐩 Dogs in the best costumes. (As usual, a matter of perspective.)

https://www.buzzfeed.com/dannicaramirez/best-pets-halloween-costumes

🗽 Dogs of New York in costume.

🦮 And of course, pet safety.

https://www.aspcapetinsurance.com/resources/halloween-pet-safety-tips/

🦇 Quotes of the Week

Sometimes good things fall apart so better things could fall together. – Marilyn Monroe

Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.Franz Kafka

The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us.Voltaire

Success doesn’t come from what you do occasionally, it comes from what you do consistently. – Marie Forleo

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. – Kurt Vonnegut

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. – John F. Kennedy

I didn’t need a reason to drink tonight, but it’s nice to know I’ve got one. – Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen), Two and a Half Men

Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it’s about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves.Elvis Duran

🦑 Creep It Real…

Until next week, stay safe; stay having a happy – and safe – Halloween (that includes no drinking and driving); and stay remembering the important things are usually easier said than done.

August 8, 2025 – GH Weekdays, Drew Is Worse Than You Thought, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, Longer Wait, Musical Kudos, It Takes All Kinds, Eleven Concise Quotes & Sweat

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🥢 Weekday Bites…

Monday:

At the MetroCourt, Chase told Brook that he thought it was time to get the ball rolling and adopt.

At the pool, Emma told Gio to give her back the master key, but he said he couldn’t let her break into the lab. He’d have to be the one to do it.

Obrecht was at the pier when Anna showed up. She said, good evening, Scarecrow. So we meet again.

Pascal followed Britt to her room and says he was speaking to a potential guest. He told her that he wasn’t giving her the keys to her car. She shoved her glass at him and said, then get her a decent drink. This is garbage. He said he was aware of her importance, but even his patience had limits, and she said, he wanted to keep her happy and she wasn’t happy.

Jack gave Josslyn a passport and she read, Kelsie Ann McDonald. He said she didn’t have time to change her name, and she said, Chris and Kelsie. Cute. He said, she and Vaughn would be leaving separately and meeting in New York, where they’d travel to The Five Poppies. It was a recon op, and they were not to engage or take down anybody. He wanted a complete report on the grounds, the security set-up, and the tracking of the staff’s movements. She said she was going to look for her mom and tell her about going to Australia, but his phone rang, and he said he just saved her a search.

Ric met Molly at the MetroCourt and said he was surprised she had no plans. Wasn’t Ava available? He said he had no idea what Ava was up to.

Ava thanked Alexis for seeing her, and Alexis said she always made time for her extortionists. Ava said she was going to do Alexis a huge favor, and Alexis asked if she and Ric were giving the money back. Ava said it should have stayed between her and Alexis, but unfortunately, there was a third party muddying the waters. She thought they had to do something about that.

Molly asked if Ric and Ava were going rough patch, and he said, kind of, but he’d rather talk to her about her new, exciting life. She said she’d gotten back to writing, and he asked if he could read anything. She said it was too early. She was just jotting down ideas. He asked what inspired her, and she said she didn’t know why she’d stopped. When Sam died, she needed an outlet and got an interesting story idea when she went on an unexpected horseback ride.

Kristina found Cody in a hospital examining room and asked if something was wrong. He said he had a mole that needed to be checked out and asked how bad it looked. He showed her his back, and she said, it looked like a freckle. He said she wasn’t a professional, when Elizabeth came in and told him that the dermatologist was on their way. She left, and Kristina said she hoped them being together didn’t come back to bite them, but Cody said he had bigger things to worry about.  

Carly told Jack that she was done with work and asked if he’d like to join her for a nightcap at the MetroCourt. He said he’d love to and would be right there. He told Josslyn that she knew where to find Carly now, and Josslyn left.

Brook told Chase that she was sorry, but she didn’t think she was ready to adopt. Her focus needed to be on repairing her relationship with Gio.  Chase said Gio hadn’t been receptive to her efforts, and she said she was giving him space, but she couldn’t give up. He said, maybe while she was waiting, they could start their own search for adoption. They knew it could be lengthy. She said, and all-consuming. She wanted to put her heart and soul into it, but couldn’t at the moment. He asked if she couldn’t until she’d worked things out with Gio, and she said, no, but she thought it was important to make progress with Gio before they adopted. He already thought she gave him up because she didn’t want him. If they adopted, Gio might think she was trying to replace him. He said, Gio had turned his back on her, but she said she didn’t want to drive him further away.

Emma said it was her idea, but Gio said Dalton would be expecting to see her front and center. That’s why he needed to be the one to break in. She said it could end up on his record, but he said it would only be his first offense. She had priors and her grandmother would be furious. She said her grandmother might see it as the final straw and kick her out or send her back home to her parents, and he said, that can’t happen. She said it was worth the risk to her, but he said that was another reason she had to let him do it. He had a lot less to lose.

Anna said Dante told her that Obrecht was in town, and Obrecht said she assumed Dante explained that Britt’s son contacted her. Anna said he was Dante and Lulu’s son, and Obrecht said, genetically, but he was the last living connection she had to Britt. Anna said Obrecht must miss her, and Obrecht said, every waking minute. When Britt wasn’t in her dreams, she woke up feeling cheated. Her rage, anguish, and torment must be like Anna’s was when she and Faison took Robin. Britt was coming back to her the night of the attack, so she thought she’d come back here to share Britt’s last steps before she suffered the injury that took her life and remember Britt’s final act of heroism.

Pascal told Britt that he’d have another drink sent up. Anything else? Britt said, tell their mutual friend that she’d like to speak to him as soon as possible, but Pascal said, he was busy. She said she assumed that’s why he hadn’t returned her phone calls. He needed to be told that Greta had to go back to Port Charles and make another exchange. The data was incomplete, and she couldn’t do anything more. Do what he needed to get what she needed. Pascal left.  

Josslyn found Carly at the bar, and said she wanted to go to Australia for a bit. Carly asked if she was going to see her dad, and Josslyn said, yeah, but mostly Mrs. Walker, her grandma’s friend. She’d received a message that Mrs. Walker fell and broke her hip. She had no family or friends there and needed help at the ranch, so she was flying out tomorrow. Carly asked, for how long? and Josslyn said, a few weeks until she could find a caregiver. Carly asked if her dad couldn’t take care of Mrs. Walker, but Josslyn said she didn’t trust him to check in on her in person. Carly said, what about her internship? but Josslyn said Mrs. Walker had meant so much to Lady Jane. In a way, she was doing this for her. Carly said it was kind of sudden. What was really going on?

Anna said she and Jason had been talking about Britt, and Obrecht asked if Jason told her that he thought he saw Britt at de Gaulle. Anna said, he did, and Obrecht said, even though it was his imagination, it was comforting. Anna said, Jason cared for Britt, and Obrecht said she believed that. It was no wonder he thought he saw her. She saw Britt often herself, in crowded rooms or on the street. Britt was with her all the time. Anna said, their children were always a part of them, and Obrecht said she wished she’d been a better mother. She was so hard on Britt and consumed by her father. All he did was demand more, and at what cost? Anna said Obrecht and Britt had a good relationship at the end, but Obrecht said it took too long for her to figure out how to love Britt. She’d wasted the time on Cesar that she should have spent with her daughter. No one knew him better than they did. Not seeing it sooner was her biggest regret, and she had many. Anna asked if she was referring to something specific, and Obrecht said, her daughter. As she neglected Britt to devote time to Cesar, Anna abandoned Robin for her devotion to the WSB.

Josslyn said, Mrs. Walker needed help, and Carly said there was no one for her to rely on in all of Australia, including Josslyn’s father. What was really going on? Josslyn said she’d been thinking about what Carly said about Vaughn, that maybe he wasn’t the best idea. She liked spending time with him, but he was older and more serious about things than she was. The job wasn’t anything close to what she’d thought it would be like, and as for Vaughn, maybe physical distance would help her figure out what she wanted. It had been a rough year. Carly said Josslyn sounded grown up and mature. Her decision to step back and reevaluate her choices was a good idea. She’d miss Josslyn, but of course (🍷) supported her and was proud of her. They hugged and Josslyn said she had to start packing. Jack arrived and asked where Josslyn was going.

Ric asked if the story was a romance or a courtroom thriller or a western. Molly flashed back to having a beer with Cody at the pool and then Cody finding her romance book. She said, it started out as a romance, but the heroine realized she didn’t need a man to be happy. Don’t tell anyone about it, especially Ava. He said he didn’t anticipate confiding in Ava anytime soon, and she said he could do so much better than Ava. Elizabeth came in and said she was supposed to meet a friend, but they bailed. She had a quick question for Ric. Molly said she had to check her voicemail and stepped away, and Ric asked what he could do for Elizabeth.

Cody told Kristina that, in medical terminology, he had an ephelis – a freckle. It was Molly’s fault. Kristina said Molly was just mad, and Cody said that wasn’t nice. He thought she said he was doing Molly a favor by seducing Ava away from her father. Maybe they should forget it. What was the point if he and Molly weren’t friends? Kristina said, gallantry, but he said he didn’t do gallantry. She said, how about an extra 10,000? and he said, done. She said, in exchange, he had to work faster.

Alexis said, Ric was the problem? and Ava said Alexis’s ex was driven by his personal animosity toward Alexis and making emotional decisions made her uneasy. He refused to see the risk to all of them, and if they kept going, it was going to blow up in their faces, unless she did something to change it. Just one final payment of 1.5 million. If they worked together, Ric would no longer have a say in any of this.  

Alexis said she took it that Ric wouldn’t see that money, and Ava said it would go to an account only she had access to. When that was done, it was all done, the blackmail, the embezzlement, and Ric. Alexis said, one more would be too big. They should close up shop now. Someone already noticed. Laura had been asking questions. Ava said if it was off by one decimal point, tell Laura that she made one final investment, and Alexis said, what guarantee did she have that Ava wouldn’t come back? Ava asked if this was a good answer, and showed her a key.

Elizabeth thanked Ric for helping Willow pro bono, and he said he felt for her. Elizabeth said, she ignored his advice and saw Michael. It did not go well. She wondered if it would count against Willow, but he said it depended. Was there security footage of another meltdown in her wedding dress? Elizabeth said, no, and he said, a visit, even a bad one, wouldn’t do more damage, but could she convince Willow to take his advice? She said she’d do her best, and he said Willow had to be more generous, kind, and loving. She needed to model Elizabeth’s behavior. To impress the judge, Willow had to be more like her.

Chase said he got Brook’s concern. He’d talk to Gio and make sure he knew he wasn’t being replaced. Brook said she didn’t think Gio would believe Chase, and he asked how long they had to put their plans on hold. Months? Years? She told him that it was hard to say. It all depended on Gio. It was all a matter of timing. It was a huge decision. He said he thought they’d already made that decision together. Did she not want to start a family with him anymore?

Gio said he was alienated from his family and told Emma not to risk her relationship to hers. She said, if they were upset, she’d find a way to survive. She’d get a job. He said, at the risk of sounding like a hypocrite, don’t turn her back on her family, and she said he did sound like a hypocrite, but he said his family lied to him. She had a good relationship with her family. She needed to promise to keep this between them, but he missed his family. Before he found out, he loved Lois and thought she was the coolest aunt ever. She asked if he missed the Q’s, and he said he missed conversations with Ned about music, and as mad as he was at Brook, he missed her too. Emma asked why he didn’t reach out, but he said he wasn’t sure he’d ever be ready at this point. Don’t be so quick to write off her family. Being apart from them hurt like hell.

Britt looked at a photo of Obrecht and Rocco on Obrecht’s social media, and said, Ben, look how big you are. She looked at a picture of her and baby Rocco, when her phone rang. She said, the big boss himself. Nice of him to finally call… Yes, she does, a huge problem.

Anna said Obrecht wasn’t wrong. She abandoned Robin to prioritize her job time and again, and she’d always regret it. Obrecht said she shortchanged her daughter for the greater good, at least in theory, and Anna said she’d like to think she did good. The older she got, the less she could justify the things she did as an agent, even if it was her duty. Obrecht said that’s how they did it. They lured idealistic young people saying they could save the world. It was about money and power, but the recruits couldn’t tell the difference between an optimist and an opportunist. Anna thought she was oversimplifying it, but Obrecht said it had the ring of truth. If Anna could go back and talk to her younger self, what would she say? Anna said, choose another job. This one is going to cost more than you can bear to lose.

Kristina told Cody that the momentum had shifted in their favor and he could push the advantage tonight. Her mom said Ava was at her office. If he hurried, he could get over there and bump into her. He asked why he’d be going to Alexis’s office, and she asked if he wasn’t always in trouble with the law. He said, no. Okay. He’d come up with a non-criminal legal question, something about an illegal-ish card game. Kristina said, then do his charm thing. Suggest they have a drink. He said he was on his way, but he didn’t now why he was bothering since Molly seemed mad at him. Kristina said Molly had been super sensitive since she’d broken up with TJ. She was sure it had nothing to do with him. He said, but it felt personal.  

Ava said, after the last payment, the key belonged to Alexis. It was the key to the storage space where she’d stashed Ric’s car. She’d get rid of the security footage, and there would be no more proof that Kristina had tried to kill her and no more blackmail or Ric either. Alexis said Ric could still cause problems for both of them, but Ava said Ric’s hands were dirty. He couldn’t go to the cops. Alexis said she thought Ava underestimated Ric’s imagination, but Ava said Alexis underestimated hers. Alexis said, if she did this, it would put an end to all of it? Okay. Ava had herself a deal. They shook hands.

Brook said she hadn’t changed her mind. She wanted to raise a child with Chase, eventually. When they did, she hoped their child would have two loving parents and an adoring big brother, but right now, they weren’t in the right place. She knew she was asking a lot. Was he okay with waiting? He said he could wait, and she thanked him. He looked at his phone and said it was the station. He had to take it. They exchanged I love yous and he left.  

Emma said Gio made his point. The optimal outcome was to stop Dalton without wrecking her relationship with her family. Gio told her to go to the lecture. He’d break in. Josslyn came by and asked to talk to Emma, and Gio left. Josslyn said something unexpected came up and she had to go to Australia. She emailed Dalton and resigned as his assistant. Emma said, of course (🍷) she did. The job never meant anything to her. Josslyn said Dalton would reach out and offer Emma the position and she was telling her, do not take it.

Anna asked what Obrecht would say to her younger self, and Obrecht said she’d tell herself not to fall in love megalomaniac Danish terrorists. Anna said she’d tell Obrecht that nothing mattered more than their children. They had to be held on to and loved above all others. Give them her heart as long as she possible could. Obrecht said, okay, and left.  

Carly told Jack that Josslyn was taking off with good reason. She was going to put distance between her and the guy she’d been seeing. Jack said he thought Carly was happy about her dating, and Carly said she was until Anna said not so great things about Vaughn. Vaughn also dated Anna’s granddaughter Emma and was pitting Josslyn against Emma. Jack agreed it was good to be rid of him, when Carly’s phone rang. Anna asked if they could meet in person. She had to tell Carly something about Josslyn. She had new information. Carly said she was at the MetroCourt, and Anna said she’d meet her there. Carly told Jack that Anna was on her way over. She had something to tell her about Josslyn.

Elizabeth said she had to go, but Molly asked her to stay. They had a chocolate soufflé on the way. Elizabeth said she didn’t want to intrude, but Ric said she wouldn’t, and she couldn’t say no to a chocolate soufflé.

Alexis said she couldn’t wait for it to be over, and Ava said she felt the same way. Cody walked in and said he hoped it was okay… Fancy seeing Ava here.

On the phone, Britt said she’d done all she could until she had more data… Then she needed more freedom. They wouldn’t let her take her car and it wasn’t good for her to be cooped up… No. She felt fine. It would just help if he returned her phone calls now and then… Okay. Great. Thanks. Goodnight. She took out a syringe and prepared a shot.

On the phone, Chase asked if they needed extra help… He was coming in anyway. He saw Gio and asked how it was going. Gio said, good. Him? Chase said, great, and Gio kept walking.

Emma said Josslyn was bailing on the job she stole from her and was telling her not to take it, and Josslyn said she still hadn’t found proof. If Emma wanted to try, fine, but don’t work for Dalton. He was a total sleaze. He’d made moves on her and no doubt would do the same with Emma. That was partly why she was quitting, to get space from him. Do herself a favor and stay away from Dalton.

Jack said he was sorry, but he had to get back to work, and Carly said Anna was stopping by. She thanked him for listening about Josslyn, and he said, headstrong wasn’t a bad thing. She said, it got you into trouble and she hoped to stop Josslyn from making the mistakes she had. He said, Josslyn had a remarkable, amazing woman as a mother, and kissed her.

At the pier on the phone, Anna said she’d look it over when she came to the station. When she ended the call, someone threw a hood over her and dragged her away.

Tuesday:

The hood was taken off of Anna’s head and she was in Jack’s office. She said, oh good, it was just him. In the future, he should know a phone call works as well as an abduction. What did he want? He said he wanted to save her from a life spent in Steinmaur.

Coming in from a run, Dante asked Michael what was going on, and Michael said he couldn’t stop thinking about Daisy. He missed her. (Me too!) At least now he knew why she was targeted.

Chase saw Willow back at work, and she said work kept her busy. He asked how she was, and she said, better, now that he was there.

Curtis met Portia at the MetroCourt, and she asked if it was a celebration or the last supper.

Tracy sat at nearby table with Sidwell and Marco. She said Sidwell was entitled to full transparency, and it had been brought to the company’s attention that a portion of Sonny’s investment in Deception was laundered money. The good news was, they’d severed all ties with Sonny and returned his initial investment. As good corporate citizens, they were obliged to take it to the police. Sidwell said they’d do nothing of the sort.

Carly found Lucas in the breakroom and gave him his mail. He said he hated ignoring her, and she said she missed him. Please move back.

At the pool, Sonny told Jason, if not for Rocco, they’d be licking their wounds instead of having a beer. He’d never seen Jason miss a fly ball though. What happened? Jason said his head wasn’t in it, and Sonny asked where it was. Jason said, with Britt.

Tracy said she wasn’t asking Sidwell’s permission, just showing courtesy. He’d left her to shoulder the burden of Measure C. Turner approached the table and asked if she could borrow Marco, privately. It was urgent. Marco said he was sorry, but they were talking, and Turner said she knew his statement was a fabrication to cover for Sonny having him kidnapped.

Lucas said he’d been thinking about their mom, and Carly said she would have hated that they were fighting. Lucas said, especially about Sonny. Since he couldn’t talk to their mom, he talked to the next best thing. They both said, Felicia, and he said he asked how their mom handled being around Sonny. Carly said, she bit her tongue until it bled, and he said, it wasn’t worth losing Carly over. Their mom didn’t walk away, and he wouldn’t either. Carly had said condescending and dismissive things about his relationships with Brad and Marco, but he realized it was easier for her to lash out than admit she was wrong about Sonny.

Sonny said Jason and Britt were close and she’d passed away, but the connection didn’t go away. Jason said, it was more than that. He saw Britt at the airport while he was waiting for a flight. Sonny said, grief played tricks. He saw Morgan in a crowd… Jason said that wasn’t it. He heard her voice on the phone tonight. Britt was alive.

Dante asked if Michael was going to the PCPD, but Michael said he had no evidence, just suspicions and a theory. If he was right, Sasha and Daisy needed to stay where they were because the person wasn’t going anywhere. Dante asked who he thought did it, and Michael said, Willow.

Willow said she was taking a break and asked if Chase had time to talk. He said he was there to get a statement from a patient, but had time, and she said she could use a friend. He was one of the few she had left. She had no idea how Wiley and Amelia were doing. It was hard enough not to see them, but no one gave her updates. She was wondering if there was anything Chase could tell her. He said they were both doing great. Wiley had seconds of his oatmeal and Amelia’s favorite juice was now grapefruit. She said she was glad they were doing well. She could never get Wiley to eat his oatmeal, and Amelia would drink nothing but apple juice. She started to cry and said the kids were changing, but she wasn’t there. She needed to see them. Chase said he knew she missed them, and the visitation hearing wasn’t scheduled until October, and she said she had a lot of work to do on herself. Step one was owning the part she played in all of this.

Curtis said he’d like to call this dinner a celebration, and Portia asked what they were celebrating. He said he’d talked to Drew and Drew wanted a truce. No more extortion. Drew still believed Nina told Willow about the affair, and Nina wasn’t saying any different. Drew would never know he blew the whistle. Portia asked if Drew handed over the evidence of her tampering with Heather’s test results, but Curtis said Drew had it for temporary insurance. As long as he steered clear from Drew, Drew had no reason to go after him. She said, eyes open, ears to the ground, and suggested they enjoy tonight, but she had one question. He’d said he wouldn’t fight for their marriage, not while Drew was coming after them. Did that mean he was willing to fight for their marriage now?

Anna asked why she was there, and Jack said she’d come dangerously close to compromising a Level 5 op. He had to employ a new tactic – transparency. He was going to tell her everything.

Jack said Dalton was researching cold fusion, and Anna said they didn’t want the technology to get in the wrong hands or where it could be weaponized. How did Josslyn fit in? Jack said she was in a unique position to help, and Anna said she’d save him the trouble of lying. Dalton’s work at PCU was a cover for his research and they needed a student to infiltrate his lab. Jack said, as an agent, Josslyn had all the hallmarks of capable operative. She was intelligent, quick on her feet, observant, and convincing. Anna asked if Vaughn was her partner or handler, and he said, a little of both. She asked how Josslyn was performing, and he said she’d gotten what they needed. She confirmed that Dalton was sharing data by courier. Anna asked if it was the courier with the backpack Josslyn had tagged, and he said, she resurfaced in the Adriatic, which was where Josslyn and Vaughn were going. Anna said, bastard.

Willow told Chase that she thought Carly would show compassion. She tried to explain, and Carly wouldn’t listen. She didn’t blame her. She was upset and scared Wiley. Everything she’d done in this past year was a mistake. Chase said he was glad she found out about the affair before it was too late, and she said she hated to admit it, but Carly and Michael were right. She shouldn’t have gone to see the kids and had to figure out how to undo the damage.

Michael told Dante that it seemed like the whole reason Daisy was moved around was to mess with them, not to send a message. It felt more like payback. Dante said, the motive was there. Was she on the security footage? Michael said that’s what made him more suspicious. Willow knew where they were and how to avoid them. Dante asked if he was going to confront her, but Michael said he didn’t know. He wasn’t 100% certain and was still hoping he was wrong. If it was true, it changed everything.

Turner asked why Marco was protecting Sonny, and Marco said she had his statement and that’s what he was going with. She thanked him for his time and apologized for the intrusion. She left and Tracy said she got it. Sonny made Sidwell pull out of Measure C. Sidwell said he could still be useful behind scenes, and Tracy said she was still going to the police with the evidence Natalia shared with them.  She hoped once the ball was rolling, Sonny would be gone before election day. Marco said, the police wouldn’t take kindly to Deception hanging onto the evidence for months. It implied guilt. Tracy said they were holding onto it until Sonny was devested from the company to protect Deception, and Sidwell said, if they’d handed it over when Natalia gave it to them, but now, they wouldn’t have a company left to protect.

Jason told Sonny that he was at the airport. He saw Britt with a bag from the same resort where her flight was headed. When he called the resort and spoke to the manager, he heard Britt’s voice. She was demanding and bold. This was Britt. Sonny said he knew Jason was talking seriously, but how did she survive? and Jason said he wasn’t sure. He checked the funeral home where the cremation was, but there was no record of it. Sonny said, if she survived, she was sick and probably didn’t want to see anyone, and Jason said that’s what he was thinking. Sonny asked what he was going to do about it.

Jason said he wasn’t going to do anything. If Britt chose to vanish, he intended to honor her choice. Sonny said he should tell her that he’s alive. Last she heard, he was under a pile of rocks in Greece. Jason said he couldn’t assume anything, and Sonny said, giving Britt her freedom had to be horrible for him, but Jason said he had no choice.

Curtis told Portia that tonight was about them finding their way back after the havoc Drew had wreaked on their marriage. It didn’t mean he excused her actions. It meant he understood, and he was sorry he’d made it hard to confide in him. He owned that and would work on it. She said he wasn’t the only one to blame. Her fear of losing him, Trina, and everything she’d worked for led to her decisions. He made her feel like they could work through and come through stronger. Did he?

Carly said she knew how Lucas felt about Sonny, but she couldn’t cut Sonny out of her life. She didn’t want to and would like to think he understood. He said he did, and she said she knew how important Brad was to him. They’d loved and lost a child. They were married. And she shouldn’t have said a word about his relationship with Marco. For what it was worth (🍷), she didn’t think Marco was a rebound. She knew he was careful, and if he thought he was falling in love with Marco, Marco was worth it. Lucas said he was, and she said she was worried it was happening fast, but she used worry as a weapon, and she was sorry. He said, apology accepted. He loved her. She said she felt the same and suggested he invite Marco over for dinner, but he said he wasn’t moving back in.

Anna said Jack had tasked an inexperienced recruit with a mission on foreign soil, but Jack said it was a recon mission. Stand down and stay out of the way. She said her granddaughter was involved too. He was wasting his time if he thought she’d stand down.

Turner went to the pool and told Sonny, congratulations on his win. It was a shame he had to break the rules, but that was his specialty.

Sidwell told Tracy that the fallout would immediate, and Marco said Deception’s assets would be frozen and accountants would descend like vultures. Everything would be scrutinized, and it would be a matter of public record. Sidwell said it would reek of scandal. Their demographic was merciless, not forgiving or loyal. (True dat.) Tracy said they’d held onto the evidence for too long and their only recourse was to hold onto it forever. Marco said he knew she wanted Sonny brought to his knees, but it might cost the company, and Sidwell said, the same company whose money went to the granddaughter Tracy held dear. Tracy said forgive her if she didn’t take advice from someone who lived in a faux middle age fortress and associated with Lucy Coe, and Sidwell said it was a friend-to-friend counsel. She said she wasn’t his friend.

Dante told Michael that they didn’t know for sure it was Willow. It could have been one of Sonny’s enemies. Michael said that what he was thinking, but Daisy was swapped with another baby at the hospital. Willow was working that day and knew the hospital inside and out. She was in the perfect place to swap Daisy with another baby.

Chase said Willow was a good person, kind, and a dedicated mother. The judge would see that. Willow thanked him for being there no matter what, and he said he’d be happy testify on her behalf. She hugged him, and she asked if he’d keep trying with Michael, but he said Michael needed time to cool off. When he did, he’d see the good in her and she’d be reunited with her kids.

Carly asked why Lucas wouldn’t move back, and he said he couldn’t make space in his life for Sonny. She said Sonny was barely ever there, and he said he loved Donna. If he got why she’d made peace with Sonny, try and understand why he couldn’t smile and play nice anymore. He didn’t want Donna around that tension, and it was time he got his own place. She said, what about holidays? and he said he’d be there. She was still his sister, and Donna was still his niece. He was resigning as a houseguest, but not a brother. They hugged.

Jack said he’d let Anna in on the operative to try and stop her from committing treason, something she knew about. How many people had she betrayed? She said, not as many as he had, and he said, if she tried to interfere, she could wake up in Steinmaur, if she woke up at all. She said she couldn’t do anything to stop him. He’d put her in a box. She smiled and he asked what was funny. She said he was in a box too. He’d recruited Josslyn when Dex’s death was fresh and there was going to be hell to pay when Carly found out what he’d done to her daughter.

Curtis said Trina was clear about her stance on Kai, and when he tried to convince her to give Kai a second chance, it hit him. He should do the same with Portia. Drew’s blackmailing her almost tore them apart, but in the middle of the chaos, Drew made him realize that he was still in love with her.

Marco said Tracy pointed out that Sidwell withdrawing from Measure C let Sonny off the hook, and Sidwell said, they both did. Why did he? Marco said, trying to pin the abduction on Sonny would be uphill battle. He covered his tracks. Sidwell said, of course (🍷). It wasn’t his first kidnapping. Marco said, here’s hoping it was Sonny’s last – and his – and they clinked glasses. Sidwell said, not to worry. He had something special lined up. And when he launched his weapon, this one wouldn’t miss.

Carly gave Lucas a key and said, for any time he wanted to stop by and visit his family.

Sonny asked how he rigged the game, but Turner said she didn’t know. Until tonight, the PCPD (PCSD?) had been undefeated. He said, they still would be if not for his grandson, and she said the PCPD was playing Corinthos Coffee tomorrow. She couldn’t wait to play and would be ready for every trick he had. He said he didn’t need tricks. He was going to beat them fair and square. She laughed and said it would be a first. She left, and Jason said she knew how to make an exit. Sonny said that’s what he was counting on.

Carly saw Chase and Willow at the hospital and kept walking, but Willow said, wait. Did she have one minute?

Jack said he never manipulated Josslyn, and Anna asked if she’d knocked on the door and he filed her application with HR before he went back to romancing her mother. He said, screw you, and she said she and Jack knew each other. They were always in the same room, and she’d seen him with a lot of women. She’d never seen him the way he was with Carly. She thought he’d fallen for her. She guessed there was a first time for everything, and left.

Curtis told Portia, the first few months were rough. They were either fighting or not saying anything. There was so much tension. It was hard to remember where it started. Then Drew tried to pressure her into altering Michael’s test results and he saw her bravery. She stood her ground and refused to be bullied. It was a beautiful reminder of the woman he loved, as strong in her principles as she always was. It helped him realize that he was wrong to judge her. Even if he wasn’t, he’d, made it impossible for her to come to him. He realized what she was up against and how she shouldn’t have had to face it alone for so long. She said she liked the people they were right now, and he said he did too. He thought those people were their future. She said she’d drink to that, and they clinked glasses.

Marco asked what Sidwell had on Sonny, and Sidwell said, the judge who oversaw Michael’s custody case… Marco said, Judge Haran. What about her? Sidwell said, the day she awarded Michael sole custody, a large sum was wired into her account in her name. If a large untraceable amount came to light… Marco said, it would look like Sonny bought off the judge. The ruling would be thrown out and Willow would have the upper hand in the appeal. Sidwell said, Michael would conclude that Sonny bribed the judge and was foolish enough to get caught. Sonny would lose him. Marco said, why wait? and after drumming on the table for a moment, Sidwell said, timing is everything.

Michael said, changing a onesie, turning a baby around, and hiding in the house just to put the baby in an empty room for them to find. Could Dante imagine Selina ordering her henchmen to do that? Dante said he didn’t think her henchmen would know the first thing about a onesie or a baby, and Michael said, now that he was saying it out loud, it had to be Willow. Dante asked if Michael wanted him to open an inquiry, but Michael said, not yet. Daisy is safe. It was time he figured this out. He knew the lengths Willow would go to and couldn’t let her near his kids anymore.

Carly asked what Willow wanted to apologize for, and Willow said, making a scene. She shouldn’t have gone to Carly’s. She was upset about everything. It wasn’t an excuse. Carly told her a thousand times. She said the day would come when Willow would regret it all. That day was here. She was sorry she didn’t listen. Sorry for everything. Carly said she’d heard it before from Willow’s sister. Nelle apologized for so many things. She bought it, but she wasn’t buying this. Not for one second. Even if she did, she’s not the person Willow should be apologizing to. She walked away.

Jason asked if Sonny was sure he wanted people to see him and Turner going at it, and Sonny said she was smart. She was building a case against him, but he was building something else. When he ran into Turner in public, when she called him into the PCPD to question him without his lawyer, it showed bias. Jason said, if she filed a case, she’d have to recuse herself because she wouldn’t be objective, and Sonny said, exactly. She thought she was in control, but he was sitting tight and calling all the shots.

Jack told Anna that his feelings for Carly were immaterial. The stakes were higher than personal relationships. Anna said he’d sent his lover’s daughter on a high-risk mission. How would he face her if something went wrong? He said it was a recon mission, and she said, and he’s never known a mission to go sideways. He said, Josslyn was good. Vaughn was too. All they’re doing is relaying the layout, the access points, and security rotation, the standard. They’ll come back without a scratch. He went into his office and slammed the door. Anna flashed back to Jason telling her that he saw Britt at the airport with a Dalmatia tote bag.  

Wednesday:

At the pool, Chase told Michael that the PCPD softball team got beat by his dad. He ran into Willow… Michael stopped him and said he wasn’t having this conversation.

Lulu met Carly at the MetroCourt and said a certain someone had been cheering on her son, and Carly asked if she meant Obrecht. Lulu said she was already on thin ice with Rocco and wanted Carly to help her find a way to drive that whack job out of town.

Obrecht found Danny, Rocco, and Jason in the park and said she’d been cheering them on. She showed them her foam finger.

Dante went to Laura’s office, and she said she wanted to discuss a case off the record. She wanted to know whether or not his father had kidnapped Marco Rios.

Sonny helped a limping Turner into the hospital, and she thanked him for the ride. She said she’d take from there, but he said she’d hurt her ankle. Maybe he should help her to the couch.

Maxie and Lucy met Brook at the Quartermaine’s, and Brook said she wished there was a different solution. Maxie said no one wanted to get Sonny in trouble, but they had to tell the police. Brook said Sonny had no idea about the laundered money, but Maxie said it was the only way to protect Deception. Tracy came in and said there had been a change in plans.

Carly said she’d love to help Lulu, but it was a conflict of interest. When Willow had leukemia, Obrecht donated bone marrow and saved Willow’s life. Lulu said Carly hated Willow, but Carly said Willow was the mother of her grandchildren, which made Obrecht their great-aunt. It was too messy. Lulu said it wasn’t about Obrecht saving a woman with a distant family connection. Carly didn’t want to get her hands dirty when it came to Jason.

Rocco said he didn’t know Obrecht was into softball, and Obrecht said she couldn’t pass up the opportunity to see him play. Rocco introduced her to Danny, and she asked if he was Jason’s son. Jason nodded, and she said it was a pleasure to meet him. Now that they were all friends, perhaps she could take them out to celebrate their victory. How did ice cream sound?

Dante told Laura, officially, Marco wasn’t kidnapped. He gave an incoherent, confusing account of being injured. She said it sounded like a classic cover-up, and he said Marco wasn’t accusing Sonny of anything and no charges were filed. It was an open and shut case. She said, there was no evidence? and he said, none. She said they were in the same position, not being able to look the other way, and he said if she wanted him to investigate further, he’d have to get the green light from Anna. Is that what she wanted?

Turner said Sonny didn’t have to keep her company, but he said he had tagged her out at third base. She said it was the ump’s call, and she was safe, when Willow came over and asked why she was there. Sonny asked if they could have a different nurse, and Willow said, of course (🍷). She gave Turner paperwork to fill out and left. Turner asked if she wasn’t Sonny’s ex-daughter-in-law, and he said it was best to steer clear given the situation. She asked, what was the situation?

Tracy said they hadn’t thoroughly considered all aspects of the Sonny problem. Going to the PCPD was a mistake. If they wanted to protect the company, they needed to keep quiet about all of it.

Lulu told Carly that when Jason was involved with Britt, he developed a soft spot for her mother, and Carly admitted that she’d rather not have a conflict with Jason. She’d rather not have a conflict with Lulu either, but she knew Lulu had gotten into it with Jason. Lulu said, when he told her son what a wonderful person Britt was. She knew he and Carly were close, but mother to mother, was keeping the peace more important than Rocco’s emotional well-being? Carly said, of course (🍷) not, and Lulu said, then help her. Carly said she’d consider it on one condition. Convince her that Obrecht was an actual threat to Rocco.

Obrecht said it was her treat, and Jason suggested the boys pack up the equipment first. Rocco and Danny left, and Obrecht said he thought she should stay away from Rocco. Jason said, no, but she was putting him in a tough position with his parents. Clearly, he’d either be going against his parents or he’d have to turn her down. She could save Rocco the stress by not putting him in the middle. Could she do that?

Chase asked Michael to hear him out. Michael owed him that much after busting up his marriage. Michael told him to say what he needed to, and Chase said Willow knew she made a mistake and was acutely aware that Drew wasn’t the man she thought he was. Michael said, for a year, everyone tried to convince her, but Chase said she was convinced Drew was her savior. He was asking Michael to give her a break. Hadn’t they all made bad decisions? Michael said, not like hers, and Chase asked if it should cost her children.

Willow told Isaiah that Sonny asked for a different nurse and said she agreed it was for the best. He said he’d have another nurse follow up. Was she all right? She said it was ironic. Sonny had a reputation for being dangerous, but out of everyone in Michael’s family, he’d been the most decent to her.

Sonny said things had been tense since Michael and Willow’s marriage fell apart, and Turner said, because of Willow’s affair with Congressman Cain. He said that was the gist of it. Willow got taken in by that lying sleaze and he basically destroyed her life. Turner said she heard Willow left him at the altar. Did he really sleep with her mother? Never mind. It was none of her business. He said he was happy Willow came to her senses, but wished she would have done it before she lost custody. It would have been easier to work out on their own. Turner said family court judges did what they could, but didn’t have the time or resources needed to make a fully informed decision, and Sonny said he was surprised Michael got sole custody. She asked if he thought the judge made a mistake.

Brook said it was Tracy’s idea, but Tracy said she believed her desire to see Sonny behind bars narrowed her focus. She didn’t think it through. By voluntarily exposing Sonny’s indiscretion, they’d open a can of worms they wanted nothing to do with. If the police investigated, their assets would be frozen and forensic accountants would go over the books, search their homes and offices, and God knew for how long. Lucy said it would be a disaster and all their hard work would go poof. Erica Kane would love that. Tracy said it was possible they wouldn’t be seen as innocent by throwing Sonny under the bus to protect themselves, but Maxie said she was sure they could convince the police. Tracy said it was too big a risk. Natalia was gone and Sonny had been devested. It was the right move and what they were going to do.

Laura asked if Dante thought it was worthwhile pursuing a case, but Dane said the gap between what they knew probably happened and what they could prove was insurmountable. Also, the victim wouldn’t admit to being abducted. Laura said she didn’t want to see her friend arrested, but she was also worried about what it would do to Rocco.

Obrecht told Jason that she didn’t want to cause distress, but Rocco was clear that he wanted to know more about Britt, and she loved telling him stories. He said he understood she missed Britt and Rocco was a direct link, and she said, Britt loved Rocco so much. Jason said, they were never related. Britt had stolen the embryo and passed it off as her own. He got how she felt, but don’t try and come between Rocco and his parents.  

Lulu said Carly knew how dangerous Obrecht was, but Carly said, to Rocco? Lulu said, yes. She was filling his head with lies, convincing him that her daughter wasn’t a terrible person. The only reason Britt had Rocco was to hang onto a man who didn’t want her. She was sure Obrecht left that out. She and Dante lost out on precious time with their son.. It was robbed from them. Carly said she was sorry for what Britt did. It was horrific. Lulu said, Obrecht spun it into something it wasn’t, but Carly said, Britt did evolve, and Jason was a huge part of that.

Michael said seeing Willow wasn’t in the best interest of Wiley and Amelia, but Chase said she loved them. Michael said all the credit went to Drew. Willow forgot how the kids were affected. Chase said, she wasn’t trying to hut the kids, and Michael said, but she did. She put them in an unstable environment and ignored their emotional needs. Chase said she’d been under Drew’s influence, and he wasn’t a factor now, and Michael said Willow had shown her own bad behavior.

Sonny told Turner that he believed the kids should be with Michael. The judge made the right call, although he thought she’d include visitation under the provision Drew not be present. She said it was unusual to strip the mother of all rights, and he said, Willow made bad decisions because of Drew. Now it was costing her, and them, but he’d be blind to say it wasn’t a complex situation. They should check and see if a doctor was ready. Did she want him to pull some strings? She said, don’t you dare.

Lucy said, so Tracy was advocating they cover up a major crime and keep their fingers crossed that they didn’t get caught. Maxie said, if they stayed quiet, and the truth came out, they were screwed, but Brook said she agreed with her grandmother. Sonny was the only family member Gio was speaking to. If she sent his grandfather to prison, he would hate her more than he already did. Maxie said she understood that Brook loved Sonny, but it was a smart strategy and the right thing to do. Tracy told them to ask themselves if sticking to their principles was worth losing everything, including their freedom.

Carly said Lulu wasn’t around to see that Britt had really changed. She died savin Josslyn. Lulu said that didn’t erase what Britt had done, and Carly asked if Lulu shouldn’t at least acknowledge Britt had layers and multiple sides, good and bad, not just one thing. Lulu said, seeing it as a mother, it was unacceptable, and Carly said Rocco had to know they weren’t related biologically, but Lulu said, Britt carried him for nine months and gave birth to him. She took care of him and for all Lulu knew, Britt nursed him. She stole that connection from her and Lulu was terrified she could steal so much more.

Laura said Dante was entitled to his negative feelings about Britt, but what Rocco was told was accurate and truthful. Can Dante blame him for not wanting to believe the woman who carried him and brought him into the world was a horrible person? Dante said Rocco didn’t want it to change who he was, and that was kid thinking, but she said, Rocco was still a kid. He said, Britt had no bearing on Rocco’s identity. They weren’t related. She said, the fact remained that Rocco was affected by the new information. She couldn’t see how it would hurt to allow him to explore that. Dante said he felt livid in the beginning, but she was right. Maybe Rocco needed to hear both sides. What harm would it do? The woman was dead.

Rocco asked what Danny thought about Obrecht, and Danny said she was weird, but not as scary as he’d thought. Did Rocco want to know her? Rocco said he did, and Britt, and Danny asked how his parents felt. Rocco said, not great. They thought Britt was the devil. He hated that they were fighting. Maybe he should drop it.

Turner said she didn’t want to cross the line and maybe Sonny should go. He asked if that was her M.O., pushing people away when she needed them. She told her co-workers that she was fine. She didn’t want them to see her vulnerable, since she had a reputation of being a hard ass. It was pride. He got it and understood. Speaking of pride, was it eating her up that his team beat theirs? She said it hurt more than her ankle and she couldn’t accuse him of cheating this time. He said he didn’t. For someone who never played, she did great. She said she was convinced they would have won except for the bad call. She was safe. A nurse came over with a wheelchair and said they were ready for her. Turner said Sonny was officially off the hook. She’d call a Ride Share to get home.

Isaiah thanked Willow for her help in keeping a child calm. She was an awesome mom and the court would see that. She’d have her kids back in no time. She said she thought she had a better shot now that she and Drew weren’t together. He said he was sorry about what happened, and she said he should be glad he couldn’t make it. Now she knew the truth and was free of the lies and manipulations. He said, it must hurt, and she said it was karma. She wouldn’t listen to anyone. Even the Co-Chief of Staff said Drew was blackmailing her. Isaiah said, what? and Willow said please keep it between them. She had no business sharing it. He told her not to worry.

Michael told Chase that Willow had her own issues. Until she dealt with them, he couldn’t allow her to be around the kids. Chase asked if he was saying she was a danger to them, but Michael said Chase didn’t know all the facts. The best thing was to wait until the hearing in October. Chase said he didn’t think Willow could wait. Couldn’t he let her spend time with them? Michael said that wasn’t happening, and Chase asked why he was punishing Willow. Michael asked if Chase thought he didn’t want his kids to have their mother. It killed him. Chase said the kids needed their mother. He knew he didn’t have all the details, but couldn’t Michael show the tiniest bit of compassion.

Laura said it was comforting for Rocco to hear that Britt wasn’t all bad, and Dante said he didn’t love it, but she was right. Maybe he and Lulu needed to back off. She said it was a wise decision to give Rocco space to make up his own mind. It would tell Rocco that they trusted him. Dante said Obrecht was pro-Britt, and he wished Rocco had someone else to talk to, but Laura said his son was hungry for stories about Britt and Obrecht had them. For Rocco to express his own point of view, he had to hear both sides. Dante said he was willing to let Rocco do that, and she told him, good luck getting Lulu on board. He said she took the words right out of his mouth.

Carly told Lulu that Britt was no longer part of the picture and couldn’t hurt her relationship with Rocco, but Lulu said, Obrecht could. When she and Dante saw her at the pool, smiling and taking selfies, they lost it. When they explained to Rocco, he saw them as the bad guys. She felt her son slipping away. She just got him back and wasn’t losing him again. Carly said, she wasn’t fighting Obrecht and Britt, and Lulu said she was fighting Rocco. Carly said if she wasn’t careful, she’d push him away for good.

Danny said it was Rocco’s life and he had the right to want to learn more about it. If he wanted to hang out with Britt’s mom, he should.  

Obrecht told Jason that she didn’t want to cause problems. Rocco had reached out to her. Jason asked if Rocco knew the idea of stealing the embryo was hers, and she said she didn’t think she mentioned it. Jason said if she wanted a relationship with him, she had to tell him the whole truth, even the unflattering parts. Britt didn’t care what anyone thought and wouldn’t want her to whitewash it, especially to Rocco. If she told the truth, it would make him trust her. She said Jason might be onto something, and thanked him.

Tracy said even if the police believed they didn’t actively help Sonny, they could still be in trouble. Deception’s finances would be audited and who knew what Natalia was up to. What if they found irregularities? Lucy said, good point, and Tracy said, nailing Sonny at their own expense was counterproductive. Maxie said, Sonny’s accountant made the mistake. It was his issue to clean up. It would show they had nothing to hide. Tracy said, everyone who wants to leave well enough alone, raise their hand, and Lucy raised hers. Tracy said Brook had stock in the company, and Brook raised her hand. Tracy said, fine. It was settled. They weren’t going to the police.

Willow said she’d felt alone lately and friends like Isaiah, Elizabeth, and Chase made life bearable. Isaiah said he didn’t know she and Chase were close, and she said they were married. She didn’t talk about it a lot. She cheated on him with Michael, so he had a right to gloat, but he hadn’t. Isaiah said he sounded like a good guy, and she said he was one of the best. He was kind, reasonable, and understanding. Everything she was wrong in assuming Michael would be.

Michael told Chase that compassion was a luxury he couldn’t afford. Wiley and Amelia came first. Chase said the children wanted to see their mom. What Michael was doing was worse than punishing Willow. He was punishing his own kids. Chase walked out.

Turner came out on crutches, and Sonny came back pushing a wheelchair. He asked if she needed a lift, but she said she told him to go. He said he didn’t like being told what to do. Sit or not sit. She sat.

Lucy said they had another Home & Heart segment coming up, but Tracy said they’d discussed enough business. Lucy said, ta! and left. Maxie followed her out, and Tracy said, Maxie was quiet. Brook said, she was disappointed, and Tracy said they did the right thing. She hoped Maxie abided by their vote. Her father was the Chief of Detectives and she wouldn’t be surprised if Maxie confided in him. Brook wondered how she could be casual about it. If Maxie went to the cops, they were all going down.

Laura said she understood Dante and Lulu were struggling, but the more they pushed Obrecht away, the more they’d push Rocco away. Dante said he was counting the days until Obrecht left town, but it might make Rocco want more. He didn’t know if there was a solution to any of this. Laura promised they’d find one.  

Carly said if Lulu didn’t stop going on the attack, she’d make martyrs of Obrecht and Britt. How much longer could Obrecht stay? Lulu said that didn’t mean she and Rocco wouldn’t be in touch, and Carly said, banning him from talking to Obrecht would make him want to talk more. She had to loosen her grip. Think long and hard before she pulled the trigger and went up against Obrecht or she could make things worse.

The boys came back, and Obrecht said she spoke too soon. She’d forgotten to take her lactose pills. Her bad. Another time? Rocco said that would be cool, and she congratulated them on their big win. She left, and Danny said she was something else. He wondered if Britt was like her, but Jason said Britt was her own person. Rocco said he wished he could have known her, and Jason said him too.

Thursday:

Kristina met Alexis at the MetroCourt, and Alexis said Molly was late because she was stuck at work. She told Kristina that her plan was working. Ric and Ava were turning on each other.

Elizabeth gave Ric Willow’s work records and a list of character witnesses, and Ric said he needed as much ammunition as possible to prove Willow was stable and reliable. Elizabeth was a good friend. Elizabeth said he was doing the case pro bono, which was more than generous, and he said her good opinion was his reward. Ava watched them.

At the pool, Felicia invited Cody to Mac’s barbecue. He was inviting family, friends, and everyone at the station and DA’s office. Cody asked if that would include Molly, and Felicia said she was on the guest list. He said, then take him off.

Emma told Gio, on second thought, she wanted to do the break-in alone. She wanted the responsibility to fall on her if something went wrong. He said if they were going to have a chance at success, she had to keep Dalton busy while he proved Dalton was animal testing. It was a two-person job. She was stuck with him. Anna came in with Outback, and said, this whole thing with Outback ended right now.

At the hospital, Martin told Stella that his back felt great. He was going to miss his physical therapist. He’d said Martin could use more sessions, but Martin’s insurance disagreed. (Been there.)

Sonny went to the Quartermaine’s to see Brook, and Brook said she told Tracy that Sonny was coming by so she could talk to him about Deception, which was true, but it was also an excuse to see him. She’d messed up.

Laura asked if there was no new information on Sidwell, and Jordan said she was getting nowhere.

Sidwell sat at an outside table, when Drew came by. Drew said he needed whatever Sidwell had against Sonny Corinthos.

Brook asked how much Sonny knew about Rocco finding out Britt gave birth to him, and Sonny said Rocco was confused about what that meant. Brook said Sonny must know she was the reason Rocco found out. Go ahead. Let her have it.

Stella said she was going to fight for Martin and get his physical therapy approved, and he said she was an angel. He wouldn’t have improved if not for her, and it was all Tracy’s fault. She said Tracy was her good friend, and he said that was more proof of her Olympian generosity of spirit.

Jordan said Sidwell paid her a lot of money, and the work was challenging. She enjoyed it. Laura said Sidwell was probably more likely to trust her if she was invested, and Jordan said she couldn’t tie him to the fire at Charlie’s. Laura asked about any smuggling ops, but Jordan said there was nothing. Laura said he was dirty as they came and the fact he was good at hiding it proved it. She wondered if he had someone helping him, and Jordan said she thought he was running the illegal side of things through his son. 😯

Sidwell said he was declining Drew’s request and thought it had less to do with Sonny than Michael. He was using the father to get to the son. Drew said Willow’s children were stolen from her, but Sidwell said, sorry. He couldn’t help. Drew said, give him something he could use against Sonny, or he promised to make Sidwell’s life very difficult, and Sidwell said Drew was not threatening him, was he?

Alexis told Kristina that once Ava got the final payment, she’d give Alexis the location of the car and destroy the footage from the garage camera. Then hopefully, the nightmare would be over. Kristina said, if Ava kept her word, but until she saw the car and footage destroyed, she didn’t believe they were in the clear. Alexis said neither did she, and Kristina said she knew how Alexis felt about the law and was sorry she’d put her in this position. Alexis said she knew Kristina understood how serious this was, and she was glad Kristina was back in therapy. She’d been skeptical of Kristina’s plan, but it was working. Kristina said she wished she’d kept Molly out of it.

Felicia said she thought Cody and Molly were friends, and Cody said Molly was furious with him. She asked what he did, and he said, nothing. She just went off on him. It was a mystery. Felicia said mysteries were meant to be solved and it would mean so much to Mac, and Cody said he’d be there.

Anna told Emma that she heard barking from the lobby. The apartment didn’t allow dogs and it only took one person to complain to the HOA and they’d be out. Emma said they’d make a schedule, so Outback wasn’t left alone, and Anna said, until then… She held out the leash, but Emma said she had to go to a lecture. Gio said he had to lifeguard and was also going to the lecture, and Anna said she had to go to work. Emma said she was the Police Commissioner. Who was going tell her that she couldn’t bring Outback to work? Anna said, okay… today. She left, and Emma asked why Gio said he was coming with her.

Felicia said Anna looked tense. Outback? Anna said, no, Emma. She thought her granddaughter was going to make a move against Dalton tonight.

Brook said she was so focused on getting back at Lulu, she hurt Rocco, but Sonny told her to stop beating herself up. Rocco was okay. He just saw him play softball and he was laughing. He was tougher than people gave him credit for. She said Rocco told her that he was glad he knew the truth, but she thought he was saying what she wanted to hear. He said Rocco found it by accident. Had she wanted him to find it? she said, that was exactly what she’d wanted.

Alexis said Kristina successfully warned Molly away from Cody, but Kristina said, not the whole truth. Cody really liked Molly. Part of the reason he agreed to seduce Ava was for Molly’s sake and the night of the fire, he was there for her. She thought he really cared. Alexis asked if she regretted coming between them.

Anna told Felicia that Josslyn left her position with Dalton and Emma stepped in. She was convinced Dalton was a bad actor and Emma was trying to prove it.

Emma told Gio that Anna didn’t like her working with Dalton, but someone had to expose him as soon as possible. Gio said they had to make sure it was known he was doing animal testing.

On the phone with the fire department, Anna asked if the fire chief happened to know the last time the lecture hall at PCU was inspected.

Ava said she had a garage door opener to drop off for Lucas, and Elizabeth said she’d make sure he got it. Elizabeth left, and Ava asked if Rix missed her. She was headed over to the MetroCourt pool. Did he want to join her? He said he was busy preparing for Willow’s visitation appeal, and was about to kiss Ava, when Elizabeth called over that Deanna said she’d be a character witness. Ric asked if she could think of anyone else, and Ava left.

Ava texted Cody and watched Ric walk off with Elizabeth.

Lucy arrived to meet Sidwell and told Drew that maybe Willow would forgive… no, probably not. Drew said he was happy nothing came out on social media and knew it was her doing, and she said she respected privacy and the sanctity of the church. Drew told Sidwell not to forget what he asked, and left.  

Laura asked if Jordan had proof Marco was involved, but Jordan said it was just a theory. Marco and his father were close and spent a lot of time behind closed doors. She wasn’t privy to what they discussed. Laura asked if she thought Sidwell was suspicious, but Jordan said she didn’t think so. Laura wondered how long before Sidwell brought Jordan into the fold, but Jordan said she didn’t know if he would, not if she didn’t prove trustworthy.

Trina saw Ava at the pool and asked if Ric was coming. Ava said he was too busy hanging on every word out of Elizabeth’s mouth. Trina was right. She deserved better. Cody came in and Trina went to talk to Emma. Ava said she was going to invite Cody, and was surprised when he said he was already there. She invited Ric, but he had work. Cody said Ric was an idiot, and Ava agreed. It was too hot to work. Cody said, for giving up a chance to spend the day with her.

Ric said, thanks to Elizabeth, he had an impressive list of character witnesses, and Elizabeth showed him a photo from Aiden on her phone. She said she wanted to paint every picture he sent, and Ric said maybe she could take a sabbatical. Maybe she’d find a benefactor or patron. She said that would never happen, but he told her, never say never.

Jordan said Sidwell needed to know she’d do what it took to be successful and hearing about illegal acts wouldn’t make her run to the police, and Laura reminded her that she didn’t have a badge to fall back on. Jordan said it would be tricky, but she was willing to take the risk to protect the city, but Laura said she may not be able to protect Jordan and wasn’t comfortable with asking her to take the risk.

Lucy said she was sad for Willow and Drew, but hoped it wouldn’t ruin her lunch with Sidwell. They had something to celebrate about Deception. Sidwell wondered if they shouldn’t wait for Jordan, and Lucy said she had no idea Jordan was joining them. She was hoping their lunch would be more intimate. He said nothing would delight him more, but he never presumed to make the first move. She said, presume away.

Molly joined Alexis and Kristina, and Alexis said she had a plan for Scout that she wanted to run by them. She needed help.

Martin met Drew at the MetroCourt and apologized for being late. He’d run into Stella and a missing signature caused his insurance to deny him rehab… Sorry. Drew said they needed to figure out how to get Willow custody of her kids.

Brook told Sonny that Gio wanted nothing to do with her. She thought she didn’t want him as a teenager and didn’t care about him now. It broke her heart that he believed that about her. Sonny said Brook gave Gio the chance at a better life. That was love. He believed one day Gio would understand. She said Lulu had dug into her past to hurt her. Lulu was driven to expose her and didn’t care who she hurt. She wanted to hurt Lulu back, but once she got the chance, she couldn’t go through with it. Lulu didn’t believe her, but she hoped he did. She didn’t leave the file out for Rocco to find.

Molly said Scout would love it. Did Alexis think Drew would go for it? Alexis said she had no idea, but they were Sam’s family, and they should be entitled to spend more time with Scout. She didn’t know if he’d understand that. Molly said she thought he would listen, and Kristina said they could all speak up for Sam.

Martin told Drew that if he was Willow’s attorney, he’d be happy to advise her, but she was represented by Ric and Nina was picking up the tab. Drew said Willow wanted nothing to do with Nina and needed their help, and Martin said, there was no easy answer. Willow lost and had a meltdown in court. She wasn’t going to see her kids for a long time, no matter what.

Sonny told Brook that he believed Rocco was going to find out eventually from Dante and Lulu. He could have found out from Obrecht. It looked like he was out of Deception now. How was the company doing? Brook said she had good news.

Sidwell asked how it went with the City Council, and Jordan said the mayor’s office was thrilled with his donation to the Park Beautification Project. Sidwell said it was all due to Lucy, and Lucy said she was thinking that she should run the city. Sidwell said, one reason they were here was, Lucy had an update on Deception, and Lucy said she’d like to share, but needed to know if Jordan was duty bound to disclose anything. Jordan said she worked in the private sector now and it fell under her NDA, and Lucy said, in that case…

Trina told Emma that Josslyn texted her from Australia with a message for Emma. Emma said, let her guess. Don’t work with Dalton. Trina said, yeah. Josslyn was worried about her. Josslyn was her best friend, and she loved Josslyn. She wasn’t perfect or always right, but she trusted Josslyn. If Josslyn felt Dalton was a problem, Emma should think twice about taking the job.

Anna brought Outback to Laura’s office and said she was sorry. She had no other option. Laura said she loved dogs. Where was the PCPD on the fire at Charlie’s and the disappearance of Marco Rios? Anna said what they could prove and what they believed were two different things. They believed Sidwell used Selina Wu’s people to torch Charlie’s. Laura said, to ram home that Sonny was a magnet for violence, and Anna said they recovered the bodies of the ops in the water. Laura said, but they can’t prove it. What about Marco? Anna said, Marco claimed he had a flat tire. Lucas filed a complaint against Sonny, but without a victim, they don’t have a crime. A woman stormed in and said Laura was having a meeting with the perpetrator of the crime she wanted to report, but she’d wait.  

Laura said they were in the middle of a meeting and the woman should make an appointment, but the woman said it couldn’t wait. She spent a lot of money to maintain her apartment. Anna introduced the woman as Mabel, the president of the HOA, and Mabel said they didn’t allow dogs, and Anna was in direct violation. Anna said she didn’t have any pets, and Laura asked if Mabel had proof. Mabel said she listened to it morning, noon, and night, and barking came from her phone. Anna said, that could be any dog, when Outback barked at herself.

On the phone, Emma said thanks for getting back to her. She was wondering when she could pick up the key to the lecture hall… What did they mean, it was canceled?

Martin said Willow had to prove she was stable and no more erratic behavior in public. The court was interested in reuniting children with their mothers, but it would take time. Drew suggested they focus on Michael, but Martin said, no. Unless he had a video of Michael robbing a bank, Michael looked like saint. He’d been badly injured when his wife left him for his uncle. He knew Drew thought if he got Willow’s kids back, she’d be grateful and throw herself at him, but that wasn’t the way to do it. Drew said he wanted to remind Willow how much he loved her and how far he’d go for her.

Kristina suggested Alexis ask Drew now, but Alexis said it involved groveling and she’d rather not have witnesses. Molly said, why didn’t they go to the pool, if it was okay with Kristina, and Kristina said it got easier every time. She’d go over ahead and get a table. Alexis asked if she looked calm, accepting, and reasonable, and Molly told her to remember she was doing it for Sam. Alexis said that’s what she needed to hear, and got up.

Drew said if they couldn’t find anything incriminating, they could dig something up on Sonny, but Martin said it was risky. Alexis said she was sorry to interrupt, but would Martin mind if she had a word alone with Drew. Martin said he had a matter to attend to, and Drew told him, just get it done. Martin left, and Drew asked what he could do for Alexis. Alexis said it wasn’t for her. It was for Scout.

Stella asked Elizabeth to sign a document about a patient’s hypertension so she could get her medication paid for by insurance. Elizabeth said the patient had been on the medication forever and she couldn’t believe they still had to sign a document. Stella said it was satisfying when insurance companies were forced to do the right thing and pay for treatment, and Elizabeth said they made her want to pull her hair out – and theirs. What would they do without Stella?

Martin met Ric at the MetroCourt bar, and Ric said he wanted to retain Martin as his personal legal counsel. Martin said his rates just went up.

Ava took ice cubes out of her water and rubbed them on herself. She told Cody that he should try it, but he said he didn’t think he was as tough as she was. She said she thought he was plenty tough and would prove it to him. She rubbed the ice on him, and said, refreshing. He said it was definitely something, when Kristina walked in.

Brook told Sonny that they were planning on going to the police, but the vote was no, and he said he’d never knowingly expose her or the company to anything illegal. She said she knew it was a mistake, and he said he was glad they talked. The most important thing was to never lose the connection they had. She said that wasn’t possible, and they hugged.

Lucy told Sidwell that Sonny was devested of the company. They thought they’d go to the police, but then voted against it at their meeting. It was better to let things lie. Sidwell asked who was for and against it, and Lucy said, irony of ironies, she, Tracy, and Brook voted against it. Maxie wanted to go to the police, but her stepfather was Chief of Detectives. She did think Maxie was a team player… at least she hoped.  

Emma told Gio that the lecture was cancelled because the lecture hall didn’t pass the fire code. She bet her grandmother was behind it. She thought Anna would do what it took to block her from getting close to Dalton. Gio asked what they do now, and she said she wasn’t waiting for the perfect opportunity. She was going to make it happen.

Mabel said Anna thought she was above the law, but had to follow the rules. She didn’t know if Laura could afford to associate herself with another flagrant lawbreaker. She left, and Anna said, sorry. She’d do what she could to make Outback quieter. Laura said she didn’t think it would be enough for Mabel. She’d had other issues with Mabel in the past. She made her voice heard, loudly, and didn’t let things drop. She’d be a headache for Anna and her. She was sorry, but Anna was going to have to find another home for Outback.

Stella told Elizabeth that Ric’s office got in touch with her about being a character witness for Willow. He was going above and beyond. Elizabeth said Ric made mistakes, but there was good in him. That’s why she was never able to turn her back on him completely. Stella said Willow was lucky to have Elizabeth in her life, but Elizabeth said she was just being a friend. Ric was doing the heavy lifting. Stella said it seemed Ric would do just about anything for her.

Martin said he was officially Ric’s lawyer and attorney/client privilege applied. It must be important. Ric said, and very lucrative. He’d entered a partnership with Ava and needed to extricate himself and sever ties. It had to be legal and airtight, and Ava couldn’t know until the last possible moment.

Cody said Ava was a gorgeous woman. The last time they were this close, she slapped him. She said maybe it was risk he ought to be willing to take, and they kissed.  

Kristina told Molly that some obnoxious teenagers were at the pool. Maybe they should go to the lake.

Alexis told Drew that Scout loved her dance class and she, Kristina, and Molly wanted to take her to the ballet in New York. She believed Scout had the second Friday in September free from school and they’d like to take her with his permission. He said it would have been nice, but he was taking Scout to DC to visit schools for when they moved.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Jason finds Alexis waiting in the Quartermaine foyer and she says she’s waiting for Yuri. She wanted to see Monica and he was letting her know. Jason says he saw Yuri upstairs and Yuri asked him to tell her that Monica isn’t seeing any visitors today. Alexis says she’s sorry to hear that, and he says he guesses she was hoping for a different answer. She says she didn’t want to intrude, especially if Monica isn’t feeling well. 😐 It’s just that this is really important to him and she might be the only one who can help.

Drew finds Elizabeth in the breakroom and says, there she is. She says, this is a staff only space. What is he doing in here? He says, sorry to bother her in here and he doesn’t need any details, but he was just hoping she could tell him something, anything about how Willow is doing. She says, it’s not her place, but he says, please. He’s begging her. He’s going crazy over here. She says, Willow is doing her best to put her life back together, and he says, right. The life she thinks he destroyed.

Portia tells Isaiah that she hears applause is in order. He’s fresh off a successful 10-hour surgery. Isaiah says, the surgery was successful, but trust him when he tells her that there’s nothing fresh going on over here. He’s excited at the prospect of a shower. She says, congratulations then, and he thanks her. He’s glad to see she’s still here. She says she’s glad to be here and can happily report she has no plans to leave.

At the park, Jordan jogs past Curtis, then stops. He says, this is silly, and she says, that’s one word for it. They can’t keep doing it.

Lulu finds Dante in Laura’s office, and she says her mom’s assistant told her to come in. She didn’t realize he’d be here. He says he didn’t realize she’d be here. He guesses her mom is finishing a meeting down the hall. Lulu says, why they’re here is a mystery. What did her mom want to see them for? He says he doesn’t know. Her guess is as good as his. He’s assuming it has something to do with Rocco.

Carly tells Jack that she’s been thinking. Donna is going to be with Sonny this weekend. Maybe they could get away. Jack says, getting away. Are two busy highly in demand people allowed to do such a thing? She says she thinks so, and he says, okay. Good. Is she thinking somewhere tropical? She says she was thinking somewhere more local like the Finger Lakes. Has he ever been? He says, no, but he hears they have lovely vineyards, and she says, it will be like a lost weekend away with wine tasting, just the two of them. Can he take off? He says, if it’s for her, anything, when Anna comes by. She says, sorry to interrupt, but she and Carly have some unfinished business.

Britt lounges by the resort pool, and Pascal says, if he may ask, what exactly is she doing? She says, writing the next great America novel. What does it look like she’s doing? He says she should be in the lab. He’s expecting results. She says, it’s so disappointing when your expectations aren’t met, isn’t it? Tell him that she’s on strike.

Jason tells Alexis that Monica is fighting a virus and it’s really tough. Some days are just better than others. Alexis says, and today’s not a better day. She’s sorry she put him on the spot. He says he knows she was hoping to see Monica, but is there anything he can do? She says she’s afraid he wouldn’t be able to help at all, and he asks, why? She says, it’s about his brother moving to DC and taking Scout with him.

Drew tells Elizabeth that he gets why Willow wants to distance herself from him right now, but the idea she’s got about what happened between him and Nina is wrong. He wants her to know the truth. He loves her so much. Elizabeth says she feels horrible about what happened, and he says he has to do something to fix it, but she says, some things can’t be fixed, at least not right now. Some things need time and space to heal. He says, but Willow’s lost everything. He’s not leaving her to fend for herself when the entire world is against her. She says, hold on. Willow has an entire community of people here at GH who respect her, support her, and want the best for her, including herself. She’s not alone and despite what Drew thinks, she hasn’t lost everything. He says she knows how he operates. She knows he needs to fix it. She says, he can’t. Willow needs to fix it herself.

Jordan asks how Curtis is doing in the aftermath of the earthquake at the altar. She sees Drew going one of two ways. Either he’s completely distracted by the fallout or blaming everyone else and lashing out as usual. He says, believe it or not, Drew came to him wanting a truce, and she asks if he saw it as a believable possibility. He says, let’s say he’s not being quick to let his guard down, but he’s going to take it, and she says, makes sense. He knew Drew when he was an honest man. Maybe that man is still in there somewhere. He says, yeah. Speaking of honest, he and Portia talked everything out and decided they were going to put in the work to fix their marriage. She says, fantastic, and he says, it is. They want to give themselves a second chance. He has no delusions that it’s going to happen overnight, but it wouldn’t have happened at all if not for her.

Portia tells Isaiah that she’s at the point where she can’t say her professional situation is completely resolved, but things look favorable. She has reason to assume she’s sticking around. Isaiah says, that’s good news for the hospital and him, and she says she’s grateful for his support. He made her feel less alone through the whole thing. She has one other thing to tell him. He’s been very tactful on the subject of her marriage, but she’s sure he’s aware that she and Curtis… things have been strained. He says he may have picked up on that, yes, and she says she’s happy to report that the strain is gone.  

Carly says it’s nice of Anna to fit her into her busy schedule, but right now she’s in a little conversation with Jack. Anna had plenty of opportunity to talk to her the other night when she called and asked to meet, but Anna never showed up. Call her lawyer and they’ll talk. Anna says, they don’t need to involve Diane. In her defense, she’s the Police Commissioner and sometimes she does get held hostage to events. Carly asks, what is it? What’s so important Anna has to tell her this second? Anna says, unfortunately, what she has to discuss involves a close member of Carly’s family.

Dante tells Lulu that it’s probably his fault. Her mom called and had him there to talk about police business and they ended up talking about Rocco. Lulu says, that does happen around her mom. She’s a good person to talk to. He says, yeah, she is. They got close while Lulu was gone. He, Laura, and Rocco are tight. She says she knows and she’s glad they had each other when she couldn’t be here, when Laura comes in. She says she’s sorry to keep them waiting, but it was for a good cause. She was putting Ezra Boyle in his place in a City Council meeting. Now she can give them her full, undivided attention. Lulu asks, what’s going on? and Laura says, there’s something they have to do. How they do it depends largely on them, but she thinks they’re up to the task because it’s for Rocco. Dante asks, what is it? What does she want them to do? Laura says she wants them to make peace with Leisl Obrecht.

Anna asks if Carly is aware that her brother came to the PCPD and made a claim that Marco Rios was abducted by Sonny, and Carly asks, what’s there to discuss? It has nothing to do with her and as far as she knows, Marco is fine and has no allegations against Sonny. Anna says, the fact remains that her brother made a complaint, and she has to follow up on it. Does Carly have any information relevant to Marco’s alleged abduction? Carly says she doesn’t and she’s not doing this. She’s got to go talk to the chef, who has an issue with the soufflé. Don’t wait. Soufflés tend to take a minute. She leaves and Jack scowls at Anna.

Lulu says Laura can’t be suggesting they meet with Obrecht. What good would it do? Laura says, it would give Rocco something he desperately needs, but Lulu says, Rocco needs protection. She doesn’t want him anywhere near that woman. Laura says she understands that – really, she does – and she knows why they feel the way they do about Leisl and Britt. But for better or worse, Rocco feels differently. Dante says, he wants to know about Britt, but there’s got to be someone other than Obrecht that he can talk to. Laura says she wishes there was, but in some ways, maybe Obrecht is the best. Lulu says, who knows what lies Obrecht is telling him? She could be saying anything. Laura says, okay. All Rocco needs is some sort of confirmation that the woman who carried him and gave birth to him wasn’t a horrible person. Lulu says, but she was, and Laura says, maybe she was, but she was more than that. She’s not asking them to forgive Britt or making excuses for her, but Britt isn’t the important person here; Rocco is the important person. She’s sure they can all agree. Dante says, absolutely, and Lulu says, of course (🍷). Laura says, if they keep treating Obrecht like a monster, and forbid Rocco to see or even speak to her, they’re going to force Rocco to go around them. And she knows they don’t want him sneaking around behind their backs. Dante says, definitely not, and Laura says, so if they want Rocco to trust them, she thinks they have to give him the room he needs to learn more about himself. Either way, it will be out in the open and safe for Rocco. Dante tells Lulu that her mom is right. He doesn’t like Obrecht and doesn’t trust her, but it’s not about him. It’s what their son needs. Lulu says she knows, but she definitely doesn’t want Rocco to seek Obrecht out on his own under circumstances they can’t control. Laura says, so maybe what they can do is come up with a safe way for Rocco to engage with Obrecht and get the information he needs, and Dante says, then they can move past this and be done with this whole thing – for Rocco. Lulu asks if her mom – or should she say, Mayor Collins – would arrange a meeting for all of them with Leisl Obrecht.  

Jordan says she’s happy Curtis and Portia decided to work things through. Hopefully, they’ll come out on the other side even stronger, but why is he thanking her? Curtis says, because she was honest with him about what was happening between them. For a moment there, it would have been incredibly easy to fall back on the nostalgia of what they once shared, but she put a stop to that and he’s grateful. She says she didn’t do it alone. It was a mutual decision. They both agreed that giving each other distance was the right thing to do. He says, they did, and she says, the question is, where does that leave them now?

Isaiah says, sounds like good news all around, professionally and personally, and Portia says, it is. What about him? Clearly, he’s excelling professionally, but what about personally. Is he getting out there? He says, the only thing getting his attention outside work, is a cabin he’s renovating. She says, he has a cabin? and he says, more like a money pit in the woods. It was a gift from a friend. He’s making it more livable, but it’s taken more resources than he anticipated. She says, everyone needs an escape. She’s sure it will be worth it in the end. He says, it will. Most worthwhile things require effort. Maybe he’ll take a detour through the park. He could use the fresh air before he goes home to crash. She says, he’s headed home after a 10-hour surgery, so she doesn’t want him driving to wherever the cabin is without some rest. He promises to head home first, and she says, get home safe. He says he will, and leaves. Stella approaches Portia at the nurse’s station.

Drew tells Elizabeth that he understands people think he got what he deserved for keeping his brief affair with Nina a secret. The reason he didn’t tell Willow about that is because it didn’t matter. Nina doesn’t matter. Elizabeth says she’s sure that came out more harshly than he intended, and he tells her that what he’s trying to say is, when he and Willow connected and started to fall in love, that was it for him. She was it for him. He wanted to take her and the kids away and go to DC and get away from it all. There had been so much hostility and betrayal, he wanted a fresh start. Then Curtis and his misguided self-righteousness blew the whole thing apart. She says she’s sure he thought he was doing the right thing for Willow, and he says, be honest. Does she really think Willow will be better off now?

Alexis tells Jason, Drew is Scout’s only living parent. Believe her, anytime he’s even looking in her direction, she treads carefully because she’s just Scout’s grandma. She can’t afford to alienate him. Jason says, she’s worried he’ll cut her off from Scout, and she says, of course (🍷) she’s worried. Who knows what Drew will do? His behavior has been astonishingly unpredictable and horrible. He slept with his nephew’s wife, ruined their marriage, and slept with her mother. Who does that? Then he decided to force Scout to live with Willow and her children with Scout’s mother only gone 6 months. He says he knows. He’s sorry. It’s not what Sam would have wanted. She says, Sam wanted the kids to stay together, and he says, exactly. That’s why he and Danny moved in here. She says, believe her, she tried every which way to make Drew understand that Scout doesn’t need less stability and less family. She needs more. Every time she thinks she got through, there’s some ketamine fiasco or aborted wedding or he decides to move to DC, ripping away everyone and everything Scout loves. Jason says he’s sorry. It’s not fair to Scout. She says, no, it’s not, and it’s not fair to Sam. She just wanted the kids to be happy. He says, Sam worked hard to make that happen when she was here too, and Alexis says, apparently, Drew doesn’t care. He just cares about Drew, what he wants and needs. Meanwhile, there’s a little girl still in mourning for her mother. Isn’t it supposed to be about what Scout needs?

Stella tells Portia that she doesn’t want to make it more awkward than it already is, so she’ll rip the band-aid off. How close is she to Dr. Gannon? Portia says, he’s her colleague and friend, and Stella says she understands that, but Portia is Co-Chief of Staff, so he also reports directly to her. Portia says she’s aware of that, and Stella says she’s just asking because she’s concerned. Portia doesn’t want to run the risk of the friendship being perceived as professional impropriety.

Curtis says he values Jordan’s friendship. After everything they’ve shared over the years, he just doesn’t think throwing it all away is right, but it’s her call. She says, neither does she. Now that he and Portia recommitted to their marriage, the lines and boundaries are clear again. Which means they can safely continue their friendship. He says, great. Okay. With that in mind, how is her situation with Sidwell treating her? She says, he may not believe it, but honestly, in some ways, she’s never been better.

Jack asks Anna, what the hell was that? What was she referring to? She clearly had no intention of telling Carly about Josslyn, so why the whole song and dance with Carly’s brother? Was she having fun at his expense? Anna says, not entirely, but it was definitely a perk. She wanted to see how it would be potentially, telling Carly that he recruited her daughter to the WSB and then after some expedited training, he shipped her off into the field on assignment that she clearly doesn’t have the necessary training or experience for. God knows what can go wrong. He says, but she didn’t tell Carly, and she won’t, because that would be treason.

Pascal tells Britt that he’s spoken to security about the lab and they’re overseeing the repair of the air filtration system right now. He regrets the inconvenience. She says, it’s not an inconvenience. It’s the air filtration system. There’s no circulation and the lab is sweltering. She knows he doesn’t care what it does to her, but he should be concerned about the computers and servers. If the temperature overheats them, where would they be? He says, the repair team is working and there’s been a partial restoration of the system, so she should be quite comfortable to continue her work. She says she doesn’t do quite comfortable. Delicate work requires perfect conditions, and similarly, she requires perfect conditions. So until the system is completely repaired to her specifications, she’s not working. He wouldn’t want her to make a mistake, would he? Especially on his watch.

Jason says, Alexis is right. He’s the last person Drew is going to listen to, especially about Scout. Alexis says, that’s why she wanted to talk to Monica. Drew is desperate for her to accept him. Her opinion might be the only thing that matters to him at this point. He says, except Willow, and she says she doesn’t think Willow would be much help at this juncture. She really doesn’t want to intrude on Monica, but she doesn’t want to lose Scout and doesn’t want Scout to lose everybody. He says, she hasn’t seen Danny or Rocco much either, and she says, if Drew moves to DC, they’ll only see her two or three times a year. That’s not enough. He says, no, it isn’t. Scout needs more and Sam would demand more of them. She asks if he’d please talk to Monica. Ask if it’s possible for her to dissuade Drew from moving. Would he do it for Scout? He says, and for Sam.

Elizabeth tells Drew that she doesn’t know if Willow is better off than before, but she knows Willow is making her own decisions based on truth. She promises she’s not judging. She’s been caught up in situations where she didn’t want to hurt someone, but her lies ended up hurting everyone. He says he just wants to give Willow everything she needs, and she says, Willow is going to get it, but the best thing for him to do right now is to respect her and give her the time and space she’s asking for, so she can figure things out. Who knows? Maybe they’ll find an honest way back to each other. He says, you know what? As much as he hates every minute of what’s happening right now, he’d hate it even more if Willow didn’t have Elizabeth. He says he’ll see her soon, and leaves.

Anna tells Jack that her hands are tied. She won’t tell Carly, not yet at least. She can’t do anything to extricate Josslyn. He says, good. She seems to have a grasp of the basics. She says, what she wants him to know is, treason or not, national security or not, if anything happens to that girl, she will tell Carly that while they were making plans for a romantic weekend, her daughter was risking her life on his orders. Anna leaves.

Laura thanks Obrecht for joining them on such short notice, and Obrecht says, when she mentioned it pertained to Rocco, she moved some things around. Family is paramount. Laura says, please, sit down, and all of them take a seat. Laura says she knows Lulu and Dante were anxious to talk to Dr. Obrecht directly, and Obrecht says she’s pleased to have the opportunity to speak to them both. She knows that their only interest is Rocco’s welfare, and her hope is that they can speak civilly. Lulu says, so do they, and Laura coughs. Lulu says she’d also like to apologize for overreacting at the MetroCourt. She was shocked to see Obrecht with Rocco, but realized she was a guest of the hotel and Rocco works at the pool, so she was out of line. Obrecht says she accepts Lulu’s apology. It’s important for her to impress upon them both that she didn’t seek out Rocco. He reached out to her. He had questions. Dante says, and she just hopped on a plane and came to town to answer them, but Obrecht says she does have family here, so there are multiple reasons why she chose to visit Port Charles. In the spirit of full transparency, she welcomed the opportunity to reconnect with Rocco. Her hope had always been that he’d reach out someday and want to know her. Laura says, that’s understandable, and Obrecht says she’d always want any place in Rocco’s life, but it would be his choice, not hers. Dante says, Rocco is 15 years old. He doesn’t get to make those decisions yet. Until he’s an adult, when it comes to seeing her, that is a decision that they as parents will make.

Portia says she’s set clear boundaries with everyone who reports to her, and Stella says, of course (🍷). She’s just trying to help. Portia says, she already has, and Stella asks, how? Portia says, Stella picked up on the tension between her and Curtis, but she didn’t pry. She let them work it out all on their own. Stella says she wants the best for Portia and Curtis. She loves them both. Portia says she knows that, and they love her too. She wants Stella to know that the things she and Curtis are working on in their relationship have nothing to do with Dr. Gannon.

Curtis says, what about being on Sidwell’s payroll is working out so well? and Jordan says, the work is interesting. She’s challenged by something every day. She’s missed that. He says he would have thought being Deputy Mayor had its fair share of challenges, but she says, more like annoyances. It was challenging too, but she’s making more money. He says, at what cost? She’s working for a morally bankrupt and potentially dangerous man. She says, don’t get her wrong. She doesn’t trust Sidwell. She’s as committed as ever to taking him down. But in the meantime, she’s thankful to have people like him and Laura in her corner, so she doesn’t run the risk of losing sight of the goal. In fact, she made a move to fortify her cover. She’s put down an offer on an apartment befitting the COO of a multinational corporation and it was accepted.

Laura says she’s sure Obrecht understands Dante and Lulu’s need to create some boundaries to protect their son, but Obrecht says, at what cost? He’s rapidly becoming a young man and deserves a measure of autonomy where he can develop and trust his own instincts. Don’t they agree? Lulu says they’re not here to explain or defend how they parent their son. Rocco is interested in how he came to be. Obrecht says, of course (🍷) he is. He wants to know about her Britta. She gave him life after all. Laura says, what Obrecht is saying is that Rocco sees her as a source of information. Dante and Lulu would like to create an environment where Rocco can receive that information. Lulu says, they were thinking Obrecht could come to her house one evening. Rocco could ask her questions, and she could give him answers. They’d be there of course (🍷). Obrecht says, just so she’s clear, they’re offering a supervised meeting between her and Rocco, and Dante says, that’s right. Obrecht says, will they regulate their questions and answers? Perhaps they’d like to approve beforehand what they say. Would they like a transcript? Lulu says, there need to be safety measures in place, and Obrecht asks, would those safety measures apply to her mother? Laura says she’s sorry, but she thinks their circumstances are vastly different, but Obrecht says, the only difference is, Laura has had the opportunity to develop a loving relationship with her grandson. She’d like the same. Lulu says, Rocco has two grandmothers and she’s not one of them, and Obrecht says, whatever else they call her, her Britta carried Rocco and gave birth to him. It’s her blood in his veins. So some might say, she’s not only his grandmother, but Britt is as much Rocco’s mother as Lulu is.

Pascal tells Britt, the problem with the air filtration system has been resolved and the lab is at 68* F, per her specifications. It is operating at peak efficiency. Britt says, congratulations on doing his job. Unfortunately, it’s too late. She’s had a few too many cocktails and she’s heading in to take a nap. She’ll let him know when she decides what she’d like for dinner. She starts to leave, but Pascal grabs her arm. He says, there are ways to sober her up and ensure she stays that way. Should he show her?

Jason says, Monica will talk to Drew as soon as possible, and Alexis says, thank Monica for her. She thanks him too, and says she doesn’t know what she would have done if he hadn’t helped. He says, Monica is glad to help and so is he, and she says she hopes it works.

Portia tells Stella that she and Curtis have been struggling, and the struggle is far from over, but they did talk, and they both decided they want to fight for their marriage. Stella says, thank goodness for that. Otherwise, she’d have to talk some serious sense into the two of them. Portia says, they would have loved it because they love her, and Stella says, what they love is her minding her own business. Portia tells her, she said it, and they hug. Watching them, Drew takes out his phone and makes a call. He says, this is Congressman Cain. Put me through to Financial Services. I’d like to open an insurance fraud investigation. (Just when we thought Drew couldn’t get any worse. I had the feeling this was coming, but I was hoping I was wrong.)

Jordan tells Curtis that she was assigned an inspector today. They’re doing a walk-through next week. Curtis says he’s been on more walk-throughs than he can count, so why doesn’t he go with her? She says she can’t ask him to do that, but he says, she’s not asking; he’s offering. In fact, he insists. She says, if he insists, and he asks where her apartment is. She says, see the Harper View Towers? and he says, yeah. She says, two rooftops to the right, three floors down. That’s her. He says, all that’s her? and she says, the whole thing. He says, look at that. She’s going to have a full view of the harbor, just she like did in Baltimore. She says, yeah. She really feels like things have come full circle, but in a new way. Isaiah sees them and frowns.

Dante says, they’re not letting their son anywhere near Obrecht. His grandmother? Really? She’s deranged. Britt is not Rocco’s mother. Lulu is. What her daughter did was absolutely horrific. She was their doctor, and they trusted her. She betrayed that trust when he and Lulu were at their most vulnerable moment. They both did. Obrecht didn’t just steal a sample; she stole their embryo. Obrecht says, had Britta not carried that child, they would not have a son. They’d just have a frozen embryo, which at this point probably wouldn’t be viable. Laura looks like she has a headache, and Dante asks what the hell Obrecht is talking about. They would have found their own surrogate, someone they chose and trusted, to bring Rocco into the world. Obrecht asks if they know how many embryos don’t take. Don’t deceive themselves into believing that there was any other way for them to get a son. Laura says, they’re going to stop now. They’re not here to relitigate the past. They’re here to meet Rocco’s needs. Obrecht wonders if providing Rocco’s needs requires the vilification of her daughter and her contribution, and Lulu says, contribution? Obrecht says, her daughter gave them a miracle. She herself was a miracle. Dante says, actually, her daughter was a criminal and so is she. Actually, he knows she’s something way worse and he knows that firsthand. Obrecht says, how dare he, and he says, she’s forgetting he knows who she is and what she is. She tried to mess with his head and make him her personal assistant. Does she remember that part, because he sure as hell does. Obrecht says, ancient history, detective, and he says, detective. That’s where she’s right. He’s going to hunt down every warrant with her name on it and use them to throw her in a jail cell. Unless of course (🍷) she decides to skip town before he has the chance. She says, so how is Dante going to tell his son that he put his grandmother, the only person who has the answers he seeks, in a jail cell?  

In a private area at the MetroCourt, Carly brings two glasses and a bottle of wine over to Jack and says, a preview for the weekend. He says, perfect, and she says she sees that Anna listened and left. He says, she just wanted to spar again. Old habits die hard. She says, her brother did open the door by going to the cops, but she doesn’t want to think about her brother or Sonny, and definitely doesn’t want to think about Anna. Hell, she doesn’t even want to be mad at Anna. Jack asks if she wants him to mad for her, but she says, no. She’s really grateful to Anna. Anna called and told her that she thought Josslyn was in over her head with that Vaughn guy. She appreciated that, and Josslyn is now in Australia away from him, taking time for herself. It’s great. He says, Josslyn has a good head on her shoulders. He’s sure she’ll be fine. Carly says she agrees. So they’ll drink to a fabulous weekend away. No MetroCourt, no WSB, and definitely no Anna Devane. They clink glasses, and Jack says he has to tell her something. He hasn’t been completely honest with her.

Pascal says it seems he’s reached a breaking point with regard to her petulance, and Britt says, let go of her, for his own sake. He wouldn’t like Pascal treating her this way. Pascal says, what he doesn’t like are delays and she’s been causing more than her fair share lately. Josslyn and Vaughn come by, and Vaughn says, excuse me. Where do we check in? Britt stays with her back to them.

Anna goes to the Quartermaines, and Jason says, they’re alone. She says, okay. She’s been thinking about their conversation about Britt maybe being out there alive. She was wrong. He says, about what? and she says, him leaving Britt alone. She no longer thinks that. He needs to find her as soon as he can.

On Monday, Laura says, if Obrecht wants to be a part of Rocco’s life, she has to earn it; Ava tells Nina that she can handle Cody Bell; Alexis asks if Molly is in favor of Drew and Scout going to DC; and Jason asks Anna to tell him what she knows and how she knows it.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

She’s going and staying.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-rena-sofer-moves-to-new-york-im-getting-emotional/

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/rena-sofer-is-staying-on-general-hospital-as-lois-despite-recent-move/

Britt: The donkey lived. Pascal: But he walked with a limp for the rest of his life. Honestly, one of the best exchanges ever. Kudos so far.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-head-writers-on-britts-return-and-reunion-with-jason-he-cant-stay-away-excl/

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck

Captain Kerry said he’d never seen someone as out of control as guest Kelly. She’d gone from zero to a thousand in a second. Kelly called them p*ssies as the water police drove her to shore. primary Helen accompanying her. Fraser was hoping to save their tip, and it was time for cowboy night. I don’t think bouillabaisse is cowboy food though. Shouldn’t that be barbecue or campfire food? And honestly, I can’t keep this boatmance stuff straight at this point. Babara, Solène, Jess… Is it three women? Two women and a man? Two men and a woman? Something in between or is it all of them? I have no idea.

The Valley

It’s amazing how Jax says all the right things. He totally understands how f***ed up he is and what he needs to do in order to change. Yet, his actions bely him. Nothing ever changes. Andy said he saw Jax take more accountability than he ever had, but I dunno. Been here before… and before that… and before that… Andy asked if he was still in love with Brittany, but I question whether he ever really was. Narcissists only seem to really love themselves. Zack went humana-humana when Andy asked why he’d said he wanted Janet to miscarry. Like Jax, Jesse admitted what a horrible human being he’d been and how he wanted to change. This will last exactly until next season. When Danny’s drinking came up, it was another thing Jax was really, really sorry, sorry for. Barnacle Zack felt the need to contribute, but I don’t think anyone paid attention to him at that point.

Real Housewives Of Miami

Julia suggested getting Alexis out of Miami or she would go back to Todd. In Marysol’s interview, she said she couldn’t keep up with the roller coaster of Alexia’s emotions. Guerdy bonded with Dr. Jackie (Married to Medicine), who breast cancer survivor twice. Julia thought it would be good for all of them to reunite and suggested Stephanie talk with Alexia. She wanted everyone to come back hunky-dory. Where was Kathy Hilton when you needed her? Kiki told Marysol that Guerdy claimed she and Alexia were like a cult, and Marysol said it made them sound sinister. They decided on Alexia’s favorite place, Spain, and Marysol asked if Guerdy felt comfortable since she thought they were a cult. Alexia asked if Guerdy wanted to be part of the friend group, but Guerdy said she was just trying to vibe. Guerdy whined to Julia about feeling hurt at the Grecian party. She hadn’t known how to express her hurt, so she did it by putting Julia’s texts on blast at her Celebration of Life party. They hugged it out and I can safely say, Julia is a bigger person than I’d be. After toasting to the trip to Spain – courtesy of Steph Air – Stephanie and Alexia talked privately. No surprise, the others tried to peek through the window. There was major discussion about Stephanie calling Alexia a chihuahua and Alexia saying, no, she was a Rottweiler, then Stephanie milking the joke for too long. Honestly, I can think of worse things to call people and more important things to argue about.

Real Housewives Of Orange County

There was a lot about Tamra showing the fat photo (their word, not mine) of Jenn to Fancy Pants Heather. Fancy Pants told Jenn that Tamra had claimed Jenn wanted to be her. As usual, Fancy Pants was stirring the pot, but not committing, telling Jenn to look at it from one’s perspective. Um… the only one who thinks that is Tamra. And from her POV, all those of us who have lost weight and/or gone blonder want to be her, which probably makes up a good percentage of the female population in the US. Gina planned a trip to New Orleans, a wonderful choice for a group of women who have a hard time drinking and acting sane. Tamra is so mean. In her interview, she ragged on Gretchen’s outfit, saying she plugged rich girl detective into Shein’s website and got it for $15. Like, why even say something like that? I can only come to the conclusions that she’s mega insecure. Several cast members brought up the fact that Tamra claimed to be working on changing and was going through a lot of therapy, but it wasn’t translating. Server Joe spilled an espresso martini down Fancy Pants’ back, which was rather satisfying.

Yeah, for a NOLA minute.

Random Reality Items

Switzerland meets Rhode Island.

I like Denise. She can be messy, but I like her. I think she’s funny and she loves animals. So I’m all for her being anywhere on Bravo.

Apparently, not everyone feels like me.

I can’t wait to see what Mary brings to the table this time.

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Trainwreck: Storm Area 51. Netflix. Like a backwards War of the Worlds, this was ultimately a joke gone sideways. Thinking he’d give his 40 followers a laugh, Matty Roberts posted about a fake storming of Area 51. The post went viral, the military got involved, the neighboring town got burned (figuratively, not like that party gone wrong), and the outcome was a photo op outside the air force base and a concert in Las Vegas. And Matty went back to his job at the video store vape kiosk. It was amusing and there were actually some tense moments where the military had to make some hard decisions. As for me, I don’t believe there are aliens there, but I do believe something very classified is. Sometimes it’s better not to know.

https://people.com/what-was-storm-area-51-true-story-11780039

The Assessment. Hulu. In a futuristic society, potential parents are put through a rigorous assessment to determine if they’re fit to have a child. The article author found this deeper and more meaningful than I did. While I thought the acting was superb, I found it a little tedious and the character of Virginia (the assessor and pseudo child) more annoying than captivating. I wondered if she was doing her job or she was just a whack job. But then again, my only children are furkids, so maybe I missed something. On the other hand, Nightbitch was also primarily about parenting and I totally got it and identified.

https://collider.com/elizabeth-olsen-the-assessment/

Final Destination Bloodlines. HBO/MAX. You already know the gist of it – you can’t cheat death. When it’s your time, you’re going, no matter how you try to avoid it. I’m pretty sure I only saw the first one in its entirety, although I’ve caught bits and pieces on cable over the years. My guess would be this was the best one yet. I loved the Rube Goldberg/Mouse Trap game aspect leading up to the deaths, and the special effects were phenomenal. I kind of wished I’d seen it on the big screen just for that tower collapsing. (No spoiler. Come on. It was in the TV ads.) It had a solid sense of humor too. Even the credits gave me a laugh. Although it was sort of bad timing to see a guy sucked into an MRI machine, since that actually happened IRL recently.   

https://collider.com/final-destination-bloodlines-streaming-hit/

One spoiler.

Coherence. Peacock, Tubi, et al. It’s a party. Ketamine or cheese? A comet falls, alternate realities happen, interpersonal relationships interfere. Apparently, a lot of this was improved, which was actually a thought that crossed my mind while watching it. The reviewer got it right in saying, We have here a variation on the basic Night of the Living Dead situation: a crisis that is, ultimately, very survivable turns into a huge problem because he characters are idiots, and they get to petty infighting the second things go wrong. Mild spoilers.

Twisted Metal. Peacock. Season 2 just began, but I’m late to this series party, so I just started Season 1. So far, I’m loving this post-apocalyptic romp. And wondering why video games translate so well to film.

https://twistedmetal.fandom.com/wiki/Twisted_Metal_TV_Series

🔮 Watch Of the Future…

Once again, this is pushed back, and George R.R. Martin is still not writing fast enough. Will we ever get Game of Thrones closure?

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-delay-2026-release

The good news is, they’re going to film both Seasons 2 and 3 back to back. However, who knows if they’ll pull a Squid Game and string it out for the next ten years?

https://winteriscoming.net/a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-season-2-and-3-will-reportedly-be-filmed-back-to-back

🎸 Awarding Their Excellence…

I’m rooting for Lady Gaga, but she’s got some stiff competition.

https://ew.com/2025-mtv-video-music-awards-nominations-see-the-full-list-11784783

🐾 Universal Connection…

🌍 Pets across the globe.

https://zeenews.india.com/photos/entertainment/national-pet-day-2025-8-celebrity-pet-moments-that-won-the-internet-and-fans-hearts-2884657/national-pet-day-2884668

💻 Pets on the internet.

https://wagwalking.com/daily/top-12-celebrity-pet-instagram-accounts-to-follow

🦘 Pets that surprise.

🐱🐎 Pets doing their jobs.

https://people.com/pet-cat-joins-owners-wedding-day-festivities-exclusive-11787456

https://people.com/miniature-therapy-horses-trained-to-play-keyboard-in-hospitals-exclusive-11777592

🪇 Quotes of the Week

Focus on being productive instead of busy. – Tim Ferriss

Comparison is the death of true self-contentment. – John Powell

Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable. – Theodore Vail

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. – Jack Penn

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. – Thomas Jefferson

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. – Emile Zola

The man who insists on seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides. – Henri-Frédéric Amiel

I never dreamed about success. I worked for it. Estée Lauder

It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up. – Babe Ruth

Do one thing every day that scares you.Mary Schmich

I did everything but yell, SOS, bitch. – Kristen Doute, The Valley

🤹‍♀️ Celebrate Good Times…

Until next week, stay safe; stay putting down your devices and enjoying the final weeks of summer; and stay making the lines and boundaries clear.

March 7, 2025 – GH Weekdays, Lulu Threatens To Out Brook, Soap Suds, This Week’s Reality, Weekend Watch, Awards Corner, Streaming Excellence, In the Pink, Only Five Quotes & Turn Back

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What I Watched Today

(The whole GH enchilada & entertainment minutiae on Fridays)

General Hospital

🥢 Weekday Bites…

Monday:

Sonny met with Lucy at the MetroCourt, and Lulu met Spinelli at Bobbie’s. Spinelli said he was always at her service, and she asked for his help finding Charlotte, but he said he’d been looking and there was nothing. She said there was one place they hadn’t searched. Alexis told Tracy that she was all Tracy had, and Tracy said she was delusional. Alexis was insisting her parents were interred on public land. Brad sent a drink over to Lucas in a bar in Miami, and at the MetroCourt Curtis told Portia they were going to St. Georges. Drew approached their table and asked if Curtis thought he’d never find out.

Brad joined Lucas at the bar, and they talked old times. Brad said he’d just wanted to make Lucas happy. In the nook, Sasha told Jason that Carly had offered her a job and free housing until she could afford her own place. Jason said he’d give her what she needed, but she told him again that she wanted to be independent. He said he wanted her to be practical too, and she said, of all people, he should understand. Sonny told Lucy that he wanted to start over someplace new. It had to be comfortable for the kids, with high gates and state of the art security. She said she knew exactly the place. Lulu told Spinelli that she thought the police might have missed something in Valentin’s house, but she had to get past the security system. Dante and Gio came into Bobbie’s and Dante thought Spinelli looked nervous, but left them to it. Dante told Gio that Lulu and Spinelli were up to something because they were awake and together. Lulu was on a mission and could convince anyone to do anything. Lulu told Spinelli that helping a mother find her daughter was worth the risk. Drew said he was being iced out of the House Appropriation Committee, and he knew Henderson was friends with Stella. He said he knew Curtis got her to do his dirty work, but Curtis said Drew screwed himself over. Tracy told Alexis that it wasn’t about property lines; it was about the cease and desist. Martin had gotten his own survey, which she insisted was forged. It was an obvious attempt to extort her. Lois said Drew calling himself a Quartermaine wasn’t a big deal, but Tracy said she had a family to protect. Martin joined them.

Drew asked if Curtis spoke to Henderson, and Curtis said he’d told Henderson to do his own research about Drew and the esplanade. If Drew’s seat was blocked, it meant Henderson saw something he didn’t like. Drew said Curtis made a mistake. If Curtis took something from him, he’d take something from Curtis. Portia told Drew to stop it. Curtis would have stood by him, but Drew betrayed his friend. Drew said Curtis had betrayed him. Spinelli jammed the security signal and told Lulu, there was a 70% chance she’d be fine. Lulu liked the odds and went into Valentin’s old house, Spinelli following. Gio said he needed to talk away from the house and told Dante that he was still trying to figure out how to fit in, but Dante said everyone liked having him there. Gio said, not everyone. Alexis told Tracy that she was hoping to sort through the matter in a calm and rational way, and Lois hoped she had a Plan B. Tracy said she could bankrupt the city, but Alexis asked if she wanted her loved ones removed from their resting place. Tracy said, remove the cease and desist, but Martin said he was going to report her.

Lucas said he was worried Brad tried to change for him, and Brad said he’d wanted to be a better person and to be worthy of Lucas. Instead, he ended up hurting Lucas. Martin said the crypt was a hazard to public health, and Tracy said she’d have him disbarred and disemboweled. Alexis said he was just being vindictive, and he agreed to back off. Alexis wanted Martin to sign an NDA, but he refused. Tracy told him to report her. Gio told Dante that he was on Tracy’s bad side. He didn’t care about Drew, but he cared about Scout. She would either have to change her name or have a different one than her dad. Dante said he and his dad had different names – a lot of people did – but Gio said he couldn’t imagine how he’d feel if someone took his name away. Tracy shut him down for not being a Quartermaine. Dante said he thought Tracy respected Gio for his opposing opinion, when Dante got a call from Tracy. Lucy and Sonny arrived at the house while Lulu and Spinelli were inside, and they hid. Sasha asked why Jason didn’t take any money from the Quartermaines, and he said he didn’t want them running his life. Sasha said, if she took money from him and they found out, they’d want her to bring her baby into the fold. She never got the chance to give her first baby the best life. Jason said the baby had a father, but Sasha said she wasn’t having that conversation, especially not here. He left, and Sidwell slipped in the back door.

Lucy told Sonny about the house and that it came furnished. She wanted to give him a tour, but he said he trusted her. Kristina showed up and asked if he was seriously considering Valentin’s old house. Portia said Curtis believed he was going to be CEO, but Drew said he’d offered Curtis something else. Curtis said he would have been happy with that, but Drew chose to lie. Drew asked if Curtis was getting back at him, but Curtis said Drew didn’t care about the people of Port Charles needing the esplanade. The Committee could approve funding without him or his spite getting in the way. Drew left. Tracy wanted Martin arrested for trespassing, but Dante said no. He suggested Martin leave and Tracy leave it alone. Tracy said she couldn’t. Gio said, 555. When he was upset, his mother asked if he’d feel the same way in 5 minutes or 5 months. In 5 years, would he even remember what he was angry about? Tracy said her mom would say, will it really matter in the end? Lois walked Martin out and Tracy thanked Gio for giving her a lot to think about. Sasha said she’d scream, but Sidwell said he wasn’t there to hurt her or debate the past. He wanted to discuss a business opportunity that was very lucrative. Put down her weapon (a spatula) and let him tell her about it. If she persuaded Deception’s leadership that the warehouse incident was a huge misunderstanding, he’d pay her $250K.

Lucy said she was going to tell Sonny, but wanted him to come there with no misconceptions. The sale was being handled by Martin. Sonny wondered, what if Valentin wanted the place back? but she said Martin assured her, Valentin wasn’t returning. They had to be in some sort of contact. Lulu and Spinelli listened in. Kristina liked the house, and Lucy gave them a tour. Sasha said she cared about Deception and didn’t want to lie. He said her mother had stolen his diamonds and he couldn’t go the police. He knew if he incentivized it, she’d return his property. The one thing her mother understood was the power of money, and he assumed Sasha did too. Portia told Curtis that she thought Drew could end up being a problem. He was going to make new friends in DC, and he was going to come after Curtis. Curtis said Drew could dig all he wanted, but wouldn’t find anything on him. Drew went to see Selina and asked for something on Curtis. She said she had nothing. However, Portia was another matter. Lucas said seeing Brad hurt, so he’d cut him off. It was the good memories that hurt. He couldn’t shake the feelings, so he kept his distance, but found himself looking for Brad. He was there for Lucas when Sam died. Brad wondered if there would be another chance, and they kissed.

Brad and Lucas got busy, but Brad stopped him. He said he had to tell Lucas the truth. Drew told Selina that he was happy to do what he could for all his constituents, providing what she had was good. She showed him how Portia had tampered with a GH patient’s test results and said, if it got out, Portia could lose her license and more. Drew said it would do nicely. Curtis told Portia, Drew had no play here, and he wanted to plan their trip. Alexis asked what Tracy really needed, and Tracy said, file the cease and desist. She was taking Gio’s advice. The family name would matter 5 years, 5 decades, and 5 millennia from now, and Drew could never be associated with it. She was getting her own property survey done and it would say what she wanted it to. Dante said Gio did good, although Tracy wouldn’t take the advice. Gio’s mom was a cool lady. Outside, Lois told Martin about Gio being her grandson and Dante being his father. Martin said the information was covered by attorney/client privilege. No one would ever know. Kristina encouraged Sonny to take the house and said, Avery would love it. Sonny told Lucy that he was sold, and they left, Sonny saying, remember, Fort Knox. Lulu told Spinelli that she shouldn’t have doubted her instincts. One way or another, Martin was going to lead her to Valentin. Sasha was concerned about Sidwell drawing Deception into some criminal enterprise, but he said he wanted to give Deception the resources they needed and make a respectable profit. Jason looked in the window and saw them. He ran in and told Sidwell, get away from her!

Tuesday:

Jason pulled a gun on Sidwell, who said it was a misunderstanding, but Jason told him, let’s go now. Sasha said, please stop, but Jason escorted Sidwell out. Dante found Gio at the stables helping Cody. Willow met Nina and Carly at the MetroCourt and said she wanted to discuss something in person with both of them. Anna met with Emma and Maxie, who wondered why she was here. Anna wanted Maxie to give Emma an internship at Deception. Curtis met Portia, who was checking that everything in Miami was going according to plan. Lucas asked Brad, what truth? and Brad said he made Portia invite him on the trip. Lucas asked him to define made. On the phone Lulu told Spinelli they’d gotten an actual lead, and she knew Martin had information on Valentin. She walked into Laura’s and Laura was there with Martin.

Cody suggested bringing out some beers he managed to hide from Tracy, but Gio wanted to make sure the gates and fences were locked up and left. Cody said something was bugging Dante. Start talking. Dante said the closure he’d gotten with Sam’s death hadn’t helped. Laura asked if Lulu wanted to have dinner, but Lulu said she was meeting Maxie at the Surf Lodge. Martin apologized for failing to realize how sick Cyrus was, but Lulu said she didn’t blame him and left. Sasha called Jason and said, whatever he was about to do, please don’t. Tracy came in and told Sasha that Jason was unreliable, but the family wasn’t, and Sasha said, one minute Tracy treated her like staff and the next minute, it was all about the next generation of Quartermaines – the legacy. Tracy said the fact Sasha was having a Quartermaine baby changed everything. Willow said she knew Nina and Carly weren’t going to be happy, but she and the kids were moving in with Drew. Carly said she thought Willow would keep things stable for the kids while Michael focused on his recovery. This was pushing Michael too far and he wouldn’t stand for it. Emma said she declined the offer, and Maxie said she didn’t make one, but why wasn’t she interested? Emma said she was not not interested, but it wasn’t something she’d thought about. Anna asked if work in cosmetics wasn’t mostly chemistry, and Maxie said it was a huge part, but she wasn’t hiring Emma as a favor. It had to be something she wanted. Brad told Lucas that he did Portia a favor, and she was inclined to do one for him. Lucas asked if it was like the favors he did for Brit, but Brad said he’d found out something private and agreed to keep it to himself.

Martin told Laura that he was sorry, and she asked why. He said he’d chased Lulu out, but Laura said she had dinner plans, and it obviously had nothing to do with him. He said he thought it was his connection to Cyrus and didn’t blame her, but she said, give Lulu time. He said he was lucky to have her for a sister and she hugged him, saying. she was lucky too, but she wished she and Cyrus had never crossed paths. Her assistant phoned and said there was a call from the US Congress Appropriations Committee. Sasha asked why Tracy was focused on her. Tracy didn’t even like her. Tracy said, of course (🍷) she did, and Jason was proving more valuable. Sasha suggested she focus on Jason. All she wanted was to be left alone. Tracy said too many people were invested in her and the baby. If she disappeared, they’d track her down. Sasha asked if that was a threat, but Tracy said it was a reality check. Raising the baby on her own was a dream and she needed to wake up. Anna had to leave and told Emma and Maxie to think about it. Maxie told Emma not to go against the idea because it was Anna’s; it was a great opportunity. Laura called Curtis and asked him to stop by the apartment. There had been a big development. Brad said when he found out, he went immediately to Portia, and Lucas said he didn’t want to hear about the blackmail. Brad said he just asked her for the trip to Miami, and Lucas said using something as leverage was the very definition of blackmail. That Brad could see it showed him why this was a mistake. Sidwell said Jason was too smart to kill him, since he was a suspect in another murder. Jason said he wanted the truth and was giving Sidwell one chance. Did he blow up Sonny’s penthouse?

Sidwell told Jason that he did not blow up the penthouse. Another truth was, what happened in Africa was unique. Jason and Anna infiltrated his camp under false pretenses. Jason said, Sidwell was holding their friend captive, but Sidwell said Lucky also infiltrated his camp. The lines were blurred. Now he was in Port Charles to build a legitimate business and intended to obey the law. Why would he start a conflict with Jason and Sonny? Jason returned his diamonds, and he had no problem with him. Jason suggested he keep it that way and stay away from Sasha. Anna came by and said it was for an evening stroll. Tracy said Sasha was smarter than Willow. She would figure out what part of her life could coexist with them. Willow lived in a world of her own creation. Willow said she told Carly now because she didn’t want Carly to be blindsided. She wasn’t asking permission. Carly said she’d be blindsiding Michael, and Willow asked if Carly thought they’d be reconciling. They were way past that point. Carly said she was asking Willow to wait until Michael was home before shacking up with the uncle who betrayed him and destroyed his marriage. Willow asked what difference it made, and Nina said, Willow had a point. Carly said Willow would be starting a war. Brad said Lucas told him that he wanted honesty, and Lucas thanked Brad for being honest before he made a mistake. Brad said it wasn’t a mistake. They were getting closer, and he didn’t want that hanging over them. Lucas said, everything was hanging over them – their history, this. Brad hadn’t changed and was never going to. Drew went to Portia’s office, but she said she had nothing more to say to him. He said he’d do the talking. Dante told Cody that however Cyrus departed, it didn’t bring back Sam, but at least he didn’t have to see Cyrus. That was something, but it didn’t make things easier. There was a wall between him and Lulu. Sam did a beautiful thing. Lulu wasn’t part of it, but Sam’s death would always be there. Dressed in a housekeeper’s uniform (from 1950) and carrying a stack of towels, Lulu was about to let herself into a room, when Maxie came by and asked what she was doing.

Emma came by the stables and told Gio that she thought she’d meet some horses, but Gio said Cody was inside talking to Dante. She told Gio about Anna wanting her to intern at Deception and how she felt it was Anna’s attempt at supervising her. Dante told Cody that Lulu was reaching out, but he couldn’t grieve Sam with her. Cody said he couldn’t do it alone either and Dante had him, and Dante said it was easy to talk to Brook. Cody said they’d been friends a long time, and Dante said, Brook knew Sam and wasn’t wrapped up in everything, but it hurt Lulu. Cody said, Dante and Brook’s history was deeper than Lulu realized, and Dante said he regretted that he’d never told her about that summer. Cody said, the summer he was in love with Brook. Lulu said she had no time explain and told Maxie to forget she saw her. Maxie asked if she was meeting someone. Was she role playing. Lulu asked if Maxie thought this was her big fantasy, and Maxie said she didn’t judge. Lulu said it was her Uncle Martin’s, and Lulu asked why she was breaking in. Lulu said she wasn’t if she had a key, and Maxie said she was if she stole the key. Lulu said it was in her pocket and this was about Charlotte. Maxie asked how she could help, and Lulu told her to be the lookout.

Nina told Carly, in Michael’s absence, the children’s mother decided what was best and she thought they needed to trust Willow. Carly told Willow that she’d thought Willow would put the kids interests first, but she misjudged her. Willow was selfish to the core, and she and Drew belonged together. Willow said she was sorry Carly felt this way. She’d tried to do the right thing. She thanked Nina for the support and left. Carly asked how Nina thought it went, and Nina said, about as well as expected. Anna said she understood Sidwell had paid a visit to the Quartermaines, when the launch came and Sidwell told them to have a good evening. When he was gone, Anna asked Jason, what the hell was he thinking showing up at the Quartermaines? Jason said he wanted to make sure Sidwell didn’t mess with Sasha again. Anna said she understood why he was being protective of Sasha. Tracy said Sasha told her that men targeted her for her money. It took a long time to accept, but it was her reality, and when she accepted her reality, the love of her life came after her… for money, but they fell in love. Luke. When you accept your reality, you know who you are and what you want, and the whole world opens up in ways you never expected and can offer more than you ever realized. She was done and asked Sasha to make her some tea. Her throat was parched from all the yapping. Brad told Lucas that he’d given in to his worst impulse. He slipped. He thought if they could be alone, they could get back to them, and he had to take the chance. He still loved Lucas and knew Lucas felt it too. Lucas said, of course (🍷) he did, and he still loved Brad too, but love meant two different things to them. Portia said Drew came to her office uninvited and she was leaving. He blocked her way and said he still cared about Curtis, and she was the only person who could help him fix it. Curtis went to Laura’s, and she said the City of Port Charles had been given approval to move ahead with the McConkey esplanade, the original as pitched by Aurora. Curtis said it was huge for Aurora and Port Charles, and Laura said she had one question. How did he get around Drew?

Anna said Jason was the prime suspect in Cyrus’s murder. If he helped Sidwell off this mortal coil, he’d be taken in. She had Sidwell under surveillance and saw them. He said he had nothing to do with Cyrus, but she said it wouldn’t help his case if Sidwell’s body was found floating in the river. He said he wasn’t going to kill Sidwell. He wanted to ask Sidwell if he blew up Sonny’s penthouse. He said he didn’t do it, and Jason thought he was telling the truth. Maxie texted Lulu: Hurry up! and Lulu went through Martin’s stuff. Maxie knocked at the door and said, please hurry, causing Lulu to drop a bag, the contents going everywhere. Martin arrived and said he thought Maxie had the wrong room. Gio said Emma’s passion for chemistry was obvious, and Emma said, that’s how it was pitched to her earlier, the value she’d bring to the brand. Gio said they were right and there were benefits to working with family. She could rack up family credits. They came in handy when you pushed the boundaries. She was doubtful that he pushed boundaries, but he said she’d be surprised. Lucas said he didn’t expect perfection, but needed to trust that his partner’s failures and flaws weren’t ultimately destructive to him. To him, love meant trust. He knew honesty was scary, but in the end, you couldn’t let fear outweigh your love for that person, and Brad never did that for him. Brad said, Lucas never let him. He made a mistake and owned up to it, but Lucas still rejected him. All he wanted was to be with Lucas, and all Lucas did was use the truth against him. Lucas said he couldn’t do this. He couldn’t trust Brad, then punish him for being honest, and he couldn’t allow himself to accept another lie or half-truth. He opened the door. Curtis told Laura that the credit went to the greatest mastermind ever – Stella. She went way back with a high-ranking member of the Appropriations Committee. Laura said, well done, and asked if he was concerned about fallout from Drew if he found out. Curtis said, Drew already knew, but everything was above board, and he hoped they could move forward. Portia said she could see why Curtis wanted nothing to do with Drew. He didn’t respect boundaries and only cared about what he wanted and not who got hurt or inconvenienced. This was between him and Curtis. Drew said he was surprised at her judging him so harshly, considering how hard she tried inconvenience Heather Webber.

Brad said before he had a chance to tell another lie and break Lucas’s heart, he’d get out now. If they got too close, Lucas might fall harder. He might find someone he could trust, who practiced perfect honesty at all times with no shades of grey or dark edges, but he’d always love Lucas. Brad left and I felt tears in my eyes. Laura told Curtis, all politics were local, but she also thought they were personal. She understood the value of knowing who her true friends were and she was lucky he was one of them. He said, likewise. He was shown a side of Drew he didn’t know existed and he hoped Drew stayed in his lane. Drew asked Portia if Curtis knew she’d tampered with the test results. It seemed unlikely she’d stay on as Co-Chief of Staff if it came out. She’d also lose her license. She said she had no idea what he was talking about, and he produced the papers Selina gave him. He said, it showed her logged on to the GH database and she changed the results of the blood test. Was she trying to keep Heather in prison? That sounded unethical. It might even be criminal. Nina said, it might make it easier with Willow moving in with Drew, and Carly said Willow was moving in with their grandchildren and Nina put herself in the position of Willow’s chief support. Nina said they couldn’t push against Willow and Drew’s love. It would make Willow isolate with Drew more. Carly said Nina would have to keep approving of Willow’s awful decisions, and Nina said it didn’t feel good. Carly said Drew was the problem. No matter how it happened, he had to go.

Anna said she didn’t think Sidwell would admit it, but Jason said he didn’t think Sidwell did it. Anna said maybe that was true, but did they agree that his legitimate act was bull? He showed them who he was in Africa. Jason said they didn’t know why Sidwell was here, and he didn’t want to wait until he hurt someone else. He was dangerous. Anna said they had something more pressing to deal with. Sasha felt the baby move and talked to it. She picked up Sidwell’s card and called him, asking if the offer was still on the table. He said it was, and she said they had a deal. Cody asked if Dante ever thought about coming clean to Lulu about that summer, but Dante said it was a long time ago and over before it began. They were kids. It was a summer thing and nothing came of it. Cody asked, what if something did? and Gio came in with Emma. Martin suddenly came back to his room and saw Maxie in the hallway. She said she was hoping to find him. She had a bone to pick with MR. MARTIN GREY. Lulu heard her and frantically looked through some papers. Maxie said, since Martin dumped Lucy, things weren’t the same at Deception. They needed to reconnect or find closure. The future of the company depended on it. She suggested they discuss it in his office and started to steer him away, but he stopped and said, what exactly is going on? Lulu looked through Martin’s notes and saw that Dante was the father of Brook’s baby.

Wednesday:

At the MetroCourt, Felicia asked if Carly had time for a drink since Mac canceled on her, but Carly said she had plans. Jack walked in. Ava went to Portia’s office and Portia thanked her for coming. She made a huge mistake and if Ava didn’t help her fix it, her life was over. Jason said Sidwell got past Quartermaine security and needed to be handled, but Anna said he couldn’t do that from prison. She had him under surveillance. She needed Jason to work with her again and didn’t think they could wait any longer to look for Charlotte. The longer she was out there, the danger increased. Danny walked into the nook and asked what Rocco was looking at. Rocco said Charlotte texted him and she was in Buenos Aires. Danny asked if Rocco was going to tell his mom, but Rocco said he couldn’t. Cody asked if Dante ever thought about what happened that summer, but Dante said, it was a long time ago and over before it started, They were kids, it was summer, and nothing came of it. Cody asked, what if something did? when Gio and Emma came back. Gio said they needed to warm up and Emma wanted to see the horses. They went to the back, and Dante asked what Cody had been saying. Maxie said, since Martin had dumped Lucy, it wasn’t the same at Deception. They should reconnect or get closure. The future of the business depended on it. She wanted to discuss it in her office, but Martin asked what was really going on and where was Lulu? Lulu looked at Martin’s notes and said, Dante Falconari, father?… No birth certificate?

Jack said hello to Felicia, but she ignored him. She told Carly not to do anything she wouldn’t do and left. Jack said Felicia didn’t like him much, and Carly said Felicia was her mom’s best friend, but never fixed her plumbing. She wasn’t easily swayed and made up her own mind about people. Jack’s phone dinged and Carly said she was going to see how Josslyn was doing on Easter Island. Jack’s text showed Josslyn’s fitness and marksmanship results, and she had high test scores. Portia told Ava that Brad knew she’d altered Heather Webber’s test results and was blackmailing her. She’d been at his whim, and he was at a medical symposium in Miami because he knew. Ava said it had to be awful being under that little worm’s thumb, and Portia said, even worse, Brad told Drew, and he threatened to go to the police. Anna told Jason that there was a kill order on Valentin since he attacked Jack. Carly was there and saved his life. Jason wondered why he was hearing it for the first time, and Anna said, if a WSB assassin was looking for Valentin and Charlotte was with him, she could be collateral damage or watch her father get killed. Jason said he’d talk to Spinelli again and if something come up, he was ready to go. Anna said they just needed a lead. Rocco said Charlotte had called at Christmas and his mom almost got shot looking for her. It was all for nothing, since Charlotte went with Valentin anyway. She wouldn’t accept that her dad was bad news. Danny said, maybe not to her and wondered if Rocco was going to keep quiet. Cody told Dante, everything changed. Dante never came back to camp. Dante said he got a job and Brook disappeared without saying goodbye. Cody said they were just kids back then and if they had an idea, they went for it. Emma and Gio joined them, and Emma said the horses were great. Cody asked if she rode, and she said she’d taken lessons. Cody said, so did Dante when they were at camp, but he was hopeless. Dante said, camp was cool, aside from the horses. He, Cody, and Brook were counselors in training. Lois came in and he said, Brook ended up at their sister camp. Emma said she was sure they had all kinds of stories.

Maxie loudly wondered why Martin was asking about Lulu, and Martin said she told him that she was having dinner with Maxie at the Surf Lodge. Maxie said she forgot because of the Lucy stuff. See? It was costing dinner and probably a fight with her bestie. She’d like to discuss it in her office where no one would overhear. Lulu nearly hyperventilated as she read, Brook Lynn… mother… high school… baby boy… adopted. Martin told Maxie that he and Lucy were done, and he was getting a headache. He was about to go in his room, when Maxie said, wait. Lulu grabbed up all the papers, and Maxie said she need to talk to Martin. Not about Lucy, but she wanted to hire him to deal with nuisance lawsuits. He said with Tracy at Deception, that wasn’t going to happen. They had a love/hate relationship – they loved to hate each other. Maxie said she made the decisions and wanted to discuss billable hours. He said, why didn’t she say so? She could have led with that. Maxie said she wished she had, and Lulu listened as they left. She spread the papers out on the bed.

Ava asked what Drew wanted, and Portia said he was chasing a seat on the Appropriations Committee, but Curtis influenced a congressman to block the appointment. Ava said, so Drew wanted Curtis to go back and say he made a mistake. Drew was an awesome guy after all and should be on all the committees. She didn’t have anything to use on Drew. Portia said she only cared about Curtis. She told him that she’d altered the results, but didn’t tell him that Brad was blackmailing her. She was afraid because Curtis hated secrets. When he found out Trina was his daughter, it almost destroyed their marriage. Ava said Curtis forgave Portia, but Portia said he gave her a second chance. She didn’t know if he’d give her a third. She needed advice on what to do. Ava said she could keep quiet about Drew or tell Curtis the truth. Lois said she needed to get going, and Cody asked if she needed something. She said it was colder than she thought, and she just wanted to get warm. She left, and Emma said she’d wanted to compliment Lois on being the Face of Deception. Wasn’t Cody the guy…? Dante said, yes. He was the company’s male model. Cody said, brand ambassador. Emma asked if he thought interning would be fun, and he said Brook and Maxie were great. Lucy was high strung, but for the most part, they were great bosses. It just wasn’t him. He wasn’t like Gio. Gio said he loved making music, and Dante said Brook did too. Cody said, it must be a family trait. At the MetroCourt, Martin said, what about Deception’s legal team? and Maxie said she felt like they were kind of lacking. Martin said it was in his wheelhouse, but why the urgency? and Maxie said, because of Lulu. Jack asked how it was going with Josslyn, and Carly said the pictures were amazing. Josslyn was at Easter Island because someone cancelled. It was perfect timing, and she seemed to be having a blast. Jack said he was glad it was working out.

Lois knocked at Martin’s hotel room door as Lulu took pictures of the notes. Portia didn’t know how she’d live with herself if she was forced to manipulate Curtis on Drew’s behalf. Ava suggested she might feel better if she just told Curtis the truth, even if it cost everything, even her marriage. Maxie looked at the tons of texts she’d sent Lulu and told Martin that Spinelli said they were out of peanut butter, and she blew off Lulu. Tragedy abounds. Martin didn’t think Lulu would be comfortable with him working there. She didn’t like him. Maxie said he would get to spend more time with her. Whatever it took to convince Lulu that he was nothing like his brother. Martin said it was worth a shot, and she said, welcome to Deception. He said it had been a long day and got up, when Maxie spilled red wine on her white blouse. She asked him to hurry and get her some club soda. He left and she texted Lulu again. Lois knocked one more time, then left. Lulu gathered up the papers and put them back in the file case. She put the case back, picked up the towels, and left. Anna met Felicia at the MetroCourt bar, and Felicia said, what’s wrong with that? nodding toward Carly and Jack. Anna asked if that was why she brought her gun, and Felicia said she told Anna not to, but Anna said she thought it was code or something. Felicia said, Bobbie wouldn’t want Carly near Brennan and Anna had known him a long time. What did she think of him? Anna said he was a ruthless agent, concerned with getting the job done. He lived in a grey area, legally and morally, but he was brilliant and obviously charming. Felicia said she got the same vibe and wondered what to do about it, but Anna said, nothing. Carly was a grown woman and when had anyone succeeded in stopping her from doing something she wanted to? Like, never. Jack asked why Josslyn should have all the fun and suggested he and Carly take the private WSB jet and have dinner in Paris. They could stay over and maybe squeeze in. A woman came over to the table and said, Jack doesn’t call; he doesn’t write. What’s a woman to think? Gio said he watched Brook perform when he was a kid and Emma wondered why she didn’t sing anymore. Dante explained she was attacked, and her vocal cords were damaged. She still wrote though and she was great. Cody asked what Emma would do at Deception, and she said, chemistry. She’d work in the lab developing new products. Speaking of fun, she needed to go home. She and Gio left, and Cody asked what Dante thought about them. Dante said Gio was in over his head. He didn’t know what to do when Rocco fell in love. Let Lulu handle it. Rocco said he didn’t want to lose his mom again and wondered if he was being selfish, but Danny said he’d do anything to get his mom back. What if something happened to Rocco’s sister? Rocco said he didn’t know what he’d do, when Jason came in. He asked, what’s up? and Danny said, Charlotte messaged Rocco. They knew where she was.

Portia said she couldn’t imagine life without Curtis. The last time, she lost him and almost lost Trina. What if Trina felt like she had to pick sides? Ava said she was getting ahead of herself. Was she sure that she’d lose her license and be prosecuted if Drew talked to the police? She should talk to Ava’s lawyer. Portia said Ric was Heather Webber’s lawyer. It was a conflict of interest. Ava said if Portia’s scheme had worked, it would be a different story. Until she talked to somebody and had a plan, let Drew think he’d won, that she was doing more than she was. Her secret was safe, and she could minimize how much she manipulated Curtis. Jack said it was a pleasure to see the woman, and she said it had been far too long. Jack introduced her as Vivian to Carly, and said Carly was co-owner of the hotel. Vivian said she loved to see a woman in charge of a fabulous hotel and asked if Jack still had her number. Use it and call her. She left, and Jack said, what about Paris? but Carly said she couldn’t go. She was owner of the establishment and there were many things she had to do right now. He could stay. She was comping his meal. She walked away, leaving him confused.  comp meal walks. Anna told Felicia that she was worried about Charlotte. The longer she was out there with her father, the more dangerous the situation became. She wished she had played things differently where Valentin was concerned. Her phone rang, and Felicia said there was no one better to get the job done, so get it done. Take action. Lulu showed up at the stables, and Cody said she’d just missed Dante, but she said she came to see him. Things were simpler with him. He went to get her a beer, and she texted Maxie: All clear. Maxie told Martin that he should go relax. They could go over details tomorrow. Martin left, when Lois intercepted him and asked to talk. He said he was going to his room, and she said she’d come with him. Felicia sat with Maxie and asked if Maxie was going to tell her what that situation was about. Lulu and Cody clinked beer bottles, and Lulu asked what Dante was like in high school. He said he only knew Dante at camp, and she said she had a hard time picturing that. Did she hear right that Brook was there too? He said she was, and Lulu said it was hard to imagine two people less suited to woodland activities. He said it was only one summer, and she said, one was all it takes. Jason asked if anybody knew, and Danny said Rocco was worried his mom would get hurt if she went after Charlotte. Jason said Danny did the right thing. He’d go get Charlotte, but they couldn’t tell any more people. The more people who knew where Charlotte was, the more they were at risk of things going wrong. He would bring Rocco’s sister back. He promised. Danny told him, be safe, and Jason said he’d see Danny soon. He left, and Rocco yelled, how could Danny do that? He had no right to tell his dad. Outside, Jason called Anna and told her to stay at the MetroCourt. He had a lead a Charlotte.

Danny said, Jason was the perfect person to go, but Rocco said it wasn’t Danny’s secret to tell. He’d wanted advice, not having it blurbed out. Danny said, family helps family, when Dante came in and asked, what’s going on? Lois told Martin that she’d walked in on Dante telling Gio how it went at summer camp together. If it got out that Dante and Brook were Gio’s parents, it could ruin everything. She asked if she could have his notes back. It was too risky. He said they were safe in his hotel room. What was wrong? Cody said, that was a weird thing to say, and Lulu said she and Brook never got along. Brook was possessive about Dante and their Bensonhurst roots, and she felt left out. Now that she knows what happened, she understands where that came from. Brook told her about it and she can’t imagine going through that as a teenager, but it explains a lot. Cody said, it was intense. He never thought Brook would tell anyone, much less her. Lulu said, everything Brook and Chase were going through trying to get pregnant stirred it up. She happened to be there, and it came out. He said, it was a rough time. On the pier, Carly called herself stupid, when Jack joined her. She asked how he found her, and he said he was a spy. She said, of course (🍷). Please go. It was humiliating enough. Jack said he didn’t understand. Was this about Vivian? She said, no… yes. They were feeling two different things, which is fine. She had no expectations… Please go. He asked where this was coming from, and she said he should be with someone like Vivian, fun with no strings. She couldn’t do that. He said he thought something else was going on, and she said, there was.

Lois looked through the papers and said she was just making sure they were all there. He said, her secret was safe. Maybe she was overreacting. She said, probably. Did he have matches or a lighter? Lulu said, poor Brook, and Cody said he’d never seen Brook so scared. She came to him and begged him to take her to the bus station. She wanted to go home. Lulu asked if she never told Dante, and he said, no. Neither did he. Brook disappeared. She never wanted Dante to know she’d been pregnant, and he promised he’d never tell, and he never did. Rocco said he told Danny that he liked Renee and Danny told her. Danny said he didn’t. He was just trying to see if she was interested in him. He didn’t give Rocco up. Rocco said he didn’t ask if it was okay, and it wasn’t okay. Danny told his secret. Danny said Rocco was his brother and he cared about him. He’d always have Rocco’s back. Dante asked if they were cool, and Danny and Rocco shook hands. Dante said they were family and had to stick together. Portia said she couldn’t imagine pretending to be compliant and complicit with Drew. It made her sick to her stomach. Ava said there was no good solution, and Portia said, unless Drew was dead. Ava said, please talk to Ric. He might have an idea they haven’t thought of. He’s an unconventional thinker. Portia said she’d think about it, and Ava asked which was more awful, doing Drew’s bidding or losing Curtis? Jason told Anna that Charlotte reached out to Rocco and was in Buenos Aires. Anna asked if anyone else knew, and he said, no. They had to find Charlotte before Lulu found out. She said, if she could bring Charlotte back to Lulu… and he said, maybe she could forgive herself. They went to the elevator, and Jason said they’d get her back. Jack said, when Carly told him that she didn’t want a fling, that was his cue to leave, but he asked her out to dinner. Carly said he acted available when Vivian was hitting on him, and he said he knew how to work a woman – it was part of his job and instinctual – but he had no idea how to act with her. She said they wanted two different things, but he insisted they didn’t. He didn’t want to let her go. She asked what he wanted. She couldn’t do casual. His phone chimed and she told him, just get it. She stepped away and he saw a text from a private caller: Charlotte Cassadine located in Buenos Aires. Assets in route.

Thursday:

Felicia brought James to the hospital and said she didn’t know who Maxie was going to kill – him for doing it or her for letting it happen on her watch. She told Willow that they needed to see a doctor. James might have broken his arm. Willow got Isaiah and Felicia told James to spill it and tell the truth. Ric met Portia in her office, and she said she needed his help. She was desperate. He said she’d have to be if she was talking to him. Alexis went to see Sonny at Valentin’s old house and asked why he bought it. At the hospital, Drew said he knew Elizabeth would be able to help with the pediatric sports program, and she said she couldn’t wait to get started. Gio said he had something to tell Tracy that he didn’t think she’d like, and Tracy said if it was that Gloria was coming to visit, she knew already. He said, no. There was a guy at the gate. He thought the guy was surveying the property. Carly found Lulu in her office and said it was a nice surprise. Lulu said she might not think so now and handed her the room key she stole. She told Carly that she posed as housekeeping to break into Martin’s room. She thought she could figure out where Charlotte was. She didn’t, but she found out something else that was huge. Dante had a child he knew nothing about.

Drew told Elizabeth that he wanted to focus on long term pediatric patients. He wanted them to feel like they had hope in their lives. She said Oscar would be proud, and Drew said he was more than his illness. He wanted the kids to know they were too, that they had role models and the possibility of a brighter future. He was going to dedicate the program to Oscar. Trina saw Kai at the hospital, and he said his ex-coach thought it would be good for him to be part of the pediatric sports program, and she asked who he was there to meet. He said, a congressman, Drew Quartermain, and she pointed Drew out. Portia said her only problem with Ric was his defense of Heather, and he said, being a parent himself, he understood she was just trying to protect her daughter like any good mother. Heather was no longer in Port Charles, and he considered it water under the bridge. He was open to working with her. What exactly was going on? Isaiah asks how James hurt himself, and James said, sledding. Felicia said, off the roof, and James said it was fun until… Felicia asked what the diagnosis was, and Isaiah said they’d have to wait to see the x-rays, but he guessed it was broken. James asked if that meant a case. His mom would see it and his life would be over. Was Felicia going to rat him out? Felicia said they weren’t going to lie or keep things from his mom, and Isaiah said that wasn’t the kind of man James wanted to be. Besides, she’d find out anyway. She’s a mom and they had ways. Willow said his classmates would want to sign his cast. It would be cool. James said, if she ever let him out of his room again, and Isaiah suggested they go and get the x-rays taken. Natalia walked into the living room at Windymere, and Sidwell said it was a delight to see her. Was it business or pleasure? She said, neither. She wanted answers. She needed to know what Sidwell wanted from Deception. He said it was what Deception wanted from him, access to the rare mineral they needed. She said, zincite, and he said his relationship with Deception was based on supply and demand. She said she knew him, and he wasn’t there for a collaboration. He was there for a hostile takeover. Sonny told Alexis that Kristina and Jason thought the house had more security than the MetroCourt. It was temporary until he got back in the penthouse. Alexis gave him the paperwork he requested from Diane about Gio’s education trust. Tracy told Gio that the surveyor was there at her request. She didn’t trust Martin’s claim that the family crypt was on public land. Dante wondered what if her guy said the same thing, and she asked if he was suggesting Martin knew the property better than she did. Lois said Tracy could afford to move the crypt, but Tracy said she didn’t understand the sanctity of the Quartermaine legacy. She was going to use every resource to make sure her mother, father, and brother stayed where they were. Carly asked how Lulu found out, and Lulu said Valentin trusted Martin and Martin knew how to get in touch with him. She broke in to see if he had info on Charlotte and wasn’t going to apologize for doing what she had to in order to find her daughter. Carly said she would too, and Lulu said she found nothing on Charlotte, but found out about the baby. A paper had said, Dante Falconari, father, and it also said, Brook Lynn, mother.

Tracy asked Gio to stay for coffee. She appreciated his vigilance and thoughtfulness. He said he’d stay, and she said the morning was turning out to be quite lovely. Sonny walked in and she said she spoke too soon. Trina introduced Kai to Drew and said Drew had saved her life along with her dad. Drew said he was a big fan of Kai’s, and the kids would be thrilled. Kai said he knew other athletes who would be excited to be part of it. Any friend of Trina and her parents was a friend of his. Carly said she knew Dante and Brook had history, and Lulu said, Cody told her, when they were teenagers, he, Dante, and Brook were training to be camp counselors, and Dante got Brook pregnant. She had a boy and gave him up for adoption. She thought Lois was involved, but she wasn’t sure. Carly said she was shocked Brook would keep it from Dante, but Lulu said, typical Brook. She had to tell Dante, right? If she kept this huge, life changing secret, wasn’t she just as bad as Brook?

Sidwell told Natalia that he had no interest in dragging Deception into anything. He was a changed man. She said she could see that he had some new suits and cleaned up his act, but she saw through the façade. Sidwell said he wasn’t interested in anything in Port Charles, and Natalia said she got it. It made sense that he wasn’t after something, but someone. She guessed it was Sonny. Sidwell said he wasn’t pursuing Sonny. That was her. Alexis came in and Sidwell said, welcome. He was sorry to cut things short with Natalia, but he needed to speak to Alexis alone. Natalia said, of course (🍷), and left. Sidwell said he was happy Alexis accepted his invitation. It was nice to see her at Windymere. Alexis said the feeling far from mutual. Carly said she knew there was tension between Brook and Lulu, but Lulu couldn’t judge Brook when she’d made a similar decision. Lulu said it was the hardest thing she’d done, but she told Dylan about her decision. Brook never mentioned it to Dante. Carly said she didn’t know the circumstances then. Brook made a difficult decision, but that didn’t mean she was a bad person. Lulu said she thought Dante deserved to know he had a child, but Carly said this wasn’t just about Dante. The baby would be grown up now. What if they had a happy life and didn’t know they were adopted? It could destroy them and cause complications for Brook and her family or Dante and his. The fallout could destroy a lot of lives. Was she ready for that? Tracy told Sonny that if he was here about Deception, he should go to their offices. Sonny said he was here about Gio, and Tracy said, since Gio lived there, she was entitled to know his business. Sonny told Gio to get his coat, but Tracy said she wanted a lawyer to look things over. Sonny said Diane already did, and Gio said he’d look at it later. Tracy put her hand out, and Sonny gave her the envelope, saying, it was Gio’s educational trust. Tracy said, absolutely not.

Drew told Trina and Kai that Elizabeth was the hospital liaison, and he thought she’d love it. He started the program to honor his son Oscar who died of cancer as a teenager. Trina said she hadn’t told Kai about Oscar, but she and Josslyn talked about him all the time and missed him. She thought he’d love it. Drew said they’d lost some amazing people, and Trina said, too many. She asked if Drew was going to see her mom before he left, and he said he might. Ric said, Portia was being blackmailed? and she said, by two people actually. A lab tech found out she’d altered Heather’s test results, but he was just asking for little stuff. It wasn’t great, but it wasn’t her biggest concern. Someone else found out – Drew Quartermaine. Ric said, the congressman? and Portia said, at one time, Drew and Curtis were best friends, but Drew changed. He turned into a horrible person and now he and Curtis were at war, especially about Aurora. Drew was holding this over her head and wanted her to broker a sit-down between him and Curtis and convince Curtis to end the war. Ric asked how much Curtis knew, and she said Curtis valued honesty, so she told him that she tampered with the test results, but he didn’t know about the blackmail. She wondered if she should betray Curtis on Drew’s behalf or tell Curtis she’d been keeping this secret. Ric said she was what the legal community called between a rock and a hard place, and she said she was scared of losing her job and medical license, but didn’t want to lose Curtis the most.

Carly wondered why Martin had this information, but Lulu wasn’t sure. She knew Brook and Chase were trying to have a baby and Chase found out he was sterile – which was not public knowledge. Maybe Brook was thinking of finding her baby. Dante thought Brook was a good person. Carly asked if this was about their rivalry, but Lulu said, not at all. She wasn’t that petty. Dante deserved to know he had a son. Carly said if Lulu told him, he might be inclined to shoot the messenger, and Lulu said she knew, but the child was Rocco’s brother and a Quartermaine. He was Tracy’s great grandson, and Lois, Ned, and Olivia were his grandparents. Carly said, and Sonny, and Lulu said if she kept it a secret, Carly had to keep it a secret too. Was she sure she could keep it from her kids and Sonny. Tracy told Gio, don’t sign it, but Brook said, stay out of it. Loise agreed and said, Sonny had been paying Gio’s tuition already. Gio said since he was 12, when his mom died, and Sonny said he wanted Gio to pursue his dreams. He deserved a trust if he needed money. Tracy said, that was before. Now Gio was here, and his education would be managed by them. Dante said, Sonny did the same thing for Rocco, and Tracy said, what Sonny provided for his grandchildren was his business, but she wasn’t allowing Gio to be the beneficiary ill-gotten gains. It was bad enough Brook got Sonny involved in Deception. Now he wanted to finance Gio? Absolutely not. She wouldn’t allow Gio to be hurt by Sonny. She’d born witness to the chaos he’d wrought, like in the lives of Stone, Karen, Jason… Sonny said, enough. It wasn’t about his past. It was about Gio. He gave Gio the envelope and said sign it when he could, but Gio said he’d sign it now. He signed the papers and Sonny left with Lois. Tracy approached Gio. James came out in a pink cast and said it was his mom’s favorite color, but she was still going to be mad. Isaiah said she’d mostly be happy that he was okay. It was a clean break, and he’d be back in no time. Felicia told James that it was time for them to face the music, and on their way out, Kai asked, what happened? James said he sledded off the roof and realized Kai was the football guy. He’d seen him on TV. He was a star.  Ric told Portia, if there was fallout later, he’d be there, but in the meantime, don’t tell Curtis. Not right now. Stall Drew. String him along and make him think she was giving in to his demands. She said Curtis knew how she felt about Drew. If she was suddenly sympathetic, he’d know something was up. Ric said, be subtle, but make Drew think she was pressing Curtis as hard as she could. She told him that Ava said the same thing, and he said, Ava is a smart woman. Convince Drew that she was playing by his rules. Sidwell said he got the feeling Alexis didn’t like him, and she said she didn’t know him, but didn’t like what she’d heard. Such as he held her grandson’s father captive in Africa. That wasn’t nice and she hated Windymere, so why was she here? Sidwell said he made a mistake in Africa, but in his defense, that’s how business was done there. Alexis said, interesting that he referred to kidnapping and human rights violations as a mistake, and he said business wasn’t conducted the same everywhere. She said she didn’t care. She had no plans to do business with him. He said it wasn’t what she could or couldn’t do for him, it was what he could do for her. He brought out a box and said, it was what he had to give her. Tracy told Gio that it was impressive. It took nerve to defy her, and he’d done it twice. There was more to him than met the eye. Her family could learn from his example. Gio thanked her and said he knew there was a reason she felt the way she did about Sonny, and so did he. Sonny made sure he was okay after his mom passed. Lois helped, but Sonny made sure he was always good. Tracy said Sonny was loyal to the people he cared about, and Gio said, Sonny was supportive of his love of music. It gave him a purpose and he didn’t know what he would have done without Sonny. She said, it didn’t matter how old you were, it was always painful to lose your mother. She was also loyal to the people she cared about. This had less to do with her obvious dislike of Sonny, and more to do with her concern about Gio.

Kai signed James’s cast, and James said the kids at school would be jealous. Felicia said they were big fans. She hoped his physical therapy was going well and he’d be back next season. Kai said he had new opportunities coming up that he was excited about, and Trina said the pediatric wing was one of them. Felicia said he’d be as big a success there as the football field. They’d be rooting for him. Elizabeth asked if Ric found who he was looking for, and Ric said he did. He’d been looking for Portia. Drew got a text from Portia that she’d given his offer a thought and he went to her office. He asked if she meant it, and she said, as long as he didn’t tell what he knew, she’d absolutely do what he asked. She’d convince Curtis to meet with him to bury the hatchet and mend their friendship. Drew said he was glad she came to her senses. Alexis said there was nothing Sidwell had that she wanted, and he said he had Windymere, Spoon Island. Wasn’t it her family’s estate? Alexis said he obviously didn’t know much about her family. Feel free to burn whatever he had. He said he’d never burn anything as beautiful and intriguing as this. He opened the box and revealed a dagger. Gio said he was glad they talked, and Tracy said her too. She misspoke in giving her opinions and she was sorry. Gio said he overstepped, and she said he’d been looking out for Scout, and she understood the reasons for his loyalty to Sonny. She hoped it didn’t cost him someday. Sonny left a message for Alexis to give him a call when she could. Gio signed the documents, and he wanted to send them over. The doorbell rang, and Sonny opened the door to Lois. She said she was there to apologize for everyone who wasn’t Tracy. Tracy had no right to stick her nose into his and Gio’s business. Sonny said he didn’t give a damn what Tracy thought. He wanted Gio to have the best possible life he could have, but thought Gio had to stay away from him. Carly told Lulu that in the past, she would have rushed out, gone to Sonny, and told him everything because family was everything to him. She wasn’t going to do that now because family was everything to her. In this situation, Brook is Bobbie. She knew how hard it was for her mom to give her up for adoption. It haunted her. She thought Brook had been through enough and she wasn’t going to add to it. Lulu said she didn’t think she and Brook were similar, but Carly said, not just that. She may not have given up her baby, but Lulu knew about making hard decisions to protect her children. That’s why she passed Michael off as Jason’s to protect him from AJ. Robin blew the secret up and wrecked lives. Lulu asked if that’s what Carly thought she was doing, and Carly said, was she? Lulu said she what was best for her kids, and Carly said, like her mom, like Brook, like Lulu when she broke into Martin’s room looking for information on Charlotte. They were moms doing what they could for their kids. Lulu said she couldn’t argue a single word. She wished she could. Carly took her hand and wondered if there was anything she could say that would help, but Lulu shrugged and said she wasn’t sure. She thought she’d get clarity when she looked into Dante’s eyes. One look, and she’d know whether to keep Brook’s secret or if she had to tell him everything. (Sounds like a poor barometer to me.)

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada:

At Valentin’s old house, now Sonny’s new one, Sonny tells Lois that he watched Gio grow up. Gio is a great kid, but maybe the best thing is for him to stay away from Gio. Lois says, Gio is old enough to make his own decisions. It’s up to him if he wants to take Sonny’s support or not, and clearly it looks like he’s made his choice. Sonny says, Lois didn’t answer his question. Does she trust him around Gio? She says, as much as she did that first day in Bensonhurst when she invited him over to meet Gio, and he thanks her. The doorbell rings, and Sonny opens the door to Carly. She says she’s glad he’s here, then she sees Lois.  

Lulu walks into the Quartermaine mansion and sees Brook and Dante in the foyer. Dante asks if everything is okay.

Alexis asks where Sidwell got the dagger, and he says he found it in a cabinet in the downstairs living room. The workmanship is exquisite. It’s also valuable. Alexis says, it’s impossible. The dagger should be at the bottom of the harbor.

Isaiah knocks at Jordan’s door, and she says, just a minute. She opens the door wearing a facial mask, and he says he likes the look. She says, sorry, but he says, it’s nice to know she’s a mere mortal and not a goddess 24/7. She asks what he’s doing here, and he says he thought they could get lunch. She says she’s got lunch coming, but he says, not anymore.

On the phone, Jack asks Colette what this is about. He was just going to grab lunch… Fine. How is she doing?… Good. He wants hourly updates on her progress. He flashes back to telling Josslyn that she’s special. She has the qualities the WSB is looking for – ingenuity, initiative, mental and physical fortitude. She’s willing and able to what’s necessary. She says, necessary for what? and he says, the WSB. He wants her to become one of them.  

Josslyn sits on the floor and flashes back to sitting by dead Dex’s bedside. She says she’d do anything for him to wake up. Or someone to wake her up and tell her this is a nightmare, but that’s not going to happen. He’s gone… He’s really gone. Her handler Vaughn comes in and says, break’s over. She looks tired. Is she sure she wants to stick around? Josslyn says, absolutely, and he shoves a protective vest at her and says, for the next phase.

Sonny asks what brings Carly by, and she says she wanted to check out him new place. She hopes she’s not interrupting something important. Lois says, it’s just family stuff, and Sonny says, they were talking about Gio.

Dante asks again if everything is okay, and Brook says she’s glad Lulu is here. Lulu says, that’s a first, and Brook says, granny is on a tear. Lulu is one of the few people she lets get away with murder. Maybe Lulu can calm her down. Lulu says she’s not doing Brook any favors. Not after what she’s done. Brook says, what? and Lulu says she thinks Brook heard her. Dante asks if Lulu is okay, and Lulu flashes back to seeing, Dante Falconari, father. Not on the birth certificate. She remembers telling Carly that Dante deserves to know he has a child, and Carly saying, in a perfect world, she’d agree, but it’s not just about Dante anymore. Lulu tells Dante that she’s just saying she doesn’t want to get involved. Whatever issue Brook has with Tracy, she’ll have to solve it herself. Brook says, far be it for anyone to ask Lulu for help. She tells Dante that she hopes things are okay with his dad. Next time, maybe Lulu could call before she drops by. She leaves, and Dante says, what was that? They talked about this, and he thought she was going to cut Brook some slack. She says she’s done with that. They can coddle Brook all they want. Dante says he thinks he’s done. He doesn’t want to referee anymore. Did she come to talk about Rocco or Charlotte? She says, no… and he says, then he’s not interested. Something happened with his dad and Gio, and believe it or not, Tracy. If she’s not into helping, he’s going to deal with that if she doesn’t mind. She says, absolutely. Go handle it. Dante leaves.

Carly asks if everything is okay with Gio, and Lois says, Sonny generously made an educational trust for Gio to go to grad school after PCU. Carly says, that’s great. What’s the problem? Sonny says, Tracy told Gio not to take his money, and Carly says, of course (🍷) she did. Lois says, Tracy is biased against Sonny, but she’s barking at the moon. They’ll always be family and the entire Cerullo clan will always be grateful what he’s done for Gio. Sonny says, family is family, and he’s happy to do it for Gio, but the real reason is that he can’t say no to Lois.

Jordan says, let her get this straight. Isaiah ran into her food delivery guy. Isaiah says, literally. There was Pad Thai all over the pavement. But don’t worry. He helped the guy clean up and tipped him. She says, that’s great, except now she has no lunch, and he says, no problem. He’ll fix her something. She asks if he cooks, and he says he cooks. She says, good luck. She doesn’t think there’s anything in her fridge except baking soda and a packet of soy sauce. He says he’ll see what he can do with what she’s got. He’s been known to work a miracle or two. He goes to the kitchen.

Vaughn asks Josslyn if she’s feeling tired. She’s been up for 48 hours. She says she’s good, and they get ready to spar. He asks if she’s had any training, and she says, a little kickboxing. He throws a punch, she feints, and they continue to spar. He says, nice. She has good instincts. It’s not industry standard, but a decent starting point. It’s not bad for not having slept and being in the middle of nowhere. Why is she doing this? She says, kicking his ass?

Sidwell tells Alexis, the dagger has some significance. He expects it’s providence. She says she’s only aware of two owners, her stepmother and the person she bequeathed it to – her. He guesses it was an unwelcome gift, and she says, it’s not a gift; it’s a curse. Helena Cassadine was her stepmother and used the dagger to slit her mother’s throat.

In her bedroom, Brook leaves a message for Gio, saying, she’s so sorry things got intense this morning. She hopes her grandmother didn’t offend him more than usual. She means well even when she’s doing wrong. There’s a knock at the door, and Brook says she’ll see him at home or give her a call back if he wants to talk. She opens the door and Lulu is there. Brook says she thought they were done, but Lulu says, they’re far from done. Brook says, they have no real connection other than Lulu being a terrible assistant and leeching off her grandmother. Lulu goes past Brook and into the room, and Brook says, so they’re doing this. Lulu says, Brook is going to want to close the door. She doubts Brook wants everyone hearing their private conversation. Brook asks what it’s about, and Lulu says, it’s about how Brook has been lying to Dante for years.

Sonny asks if he and Lois have anything else to discuss. He wants to let Gio know that he’s not pressuring him to take the money. Lois says she doubts he feels that way. He knows Sonny is generous. They all do. She’ll be in touch. She leaves, and Carly says, an educational trust fund for Gio. That’s an investment. Sonny says, education is very important. He’s certain that Gio’s family won’t be able to afford it. He’s funded Gio’s music education in the past and he’s happy to do it. Carly says, that doesn’t surprise her. Sonny takes care of the people he loves. He says, Tracy reminded him that the same people are hurt by him, and Carly asks if he’s sure she wasn’t talking about herself. Tracy doesn’t get to remind him of anything. He says, maybe she has a point, but Carly says, she doesn’t. Gio is an adult and he and Sonny have known each other most of Gio’s life. Gio gets to decide – not Tracy – if he wants help. Sonny says, Michael didn’t decide to be his son and look at where he is, and Carly says, Michael is the other reason she stopped by. She actually talked to him on the phone. He called her. He said he’s doing better. It’s slow, but he’s doing therapy and moving in the right direction. Sonny asks her to do him a favor. The next time she talks to Michael, tell him that he loves him. She says she will, but she knows Michael is going to call him and he can tell Michael himself. She knows Michael loves him too.

As they eat, Jordan says she still can’t believe Isaiah made this terrific pasta out of whatever he had to work with, and he says she had three ingredients in this place. She says, that’s why she orders in, and he says he sees why now, but he’s glad she’s enjoying the meal. She asks why he stopped by. To assault her delivery driver or impress her with his culinary skills? He says, the cooking is a bonus, but he’s glad to see her. She says, is that so? and he says, it is. He thought the idea of her going after Sidwell was for them to pursue whatever this is in private.

Vaughn says he read Josslyn’s file, and she asks, what’s in it? He says, Josslyn John Jax, PCU pre-med, switched to an environmental science major. A volleyball player. She says, former, and he says, former. A rich girl who could do anything or be anywhere other than here, and in five minutes, she’ll wish she wasn’t. Why isn’t she on a beach in Cancun having a fancy drink? She says, maybe because she’s not some rich girl who enjoys suntans and dysentery, and he says, why the WSB? She says she’s seen people die. She’s seen people take advantage with their power and wants to use hers to balance the scales and get a little justice. He says, if she means that, there’s the door.

Brook tells Lulu, understand something. She respects her grandmother and Dante, so she’s allowed Lulu to push her boundaries, but that ends now. She’s happy for Lulu’s children and family that she’s awake, but Lulu’s gone way too far with her. She has zero grace left to give Lulu. If Lulu has something to say to her, dare to say it. Lulu says, okay. How about this? Brook had Dante’s baby and never told him.

Alexis says she’s surprised Lucy didn’t fill Sidwell in on the sordid history of the property and its former owners, and he says, Lucy told him some history, but clearly omitted a few important details. To be clear, the dagger was used to murder Alexis’s mother? She says, yes, and he says, in light of that, at least let him offer her a drink, but she says, no thanks. She’s sober. He says, in light of that, he’ll make himself one, and she looks at the dagger. He says, forgive him, but did she witness her mother’s murder?

Isaiah says he doesn’t want to put pressure on Jordan or put her on the spot, but if now isn’t the right time or she’s not interested, he gets it. They’re cool. But he doesn’t want there to be any misunderstanding. He’s very interested in seeing what this can be, even if it’s here in her apartment – just her and him.

Dante goes to Sonny’s and asks how he’s liking the place. Sonny says, it’s not bad. As Dante can see, it’s bigger than the penthouse, and Dante says, it’s great. Did he deCassadine the place? Get a priest to exorcise it? Sonny laughs and says he had concerns, but it’s all good. He just needs it to be comfortable for his daughters. Dante says, Donna and Avery will love it, and Sonny says, that’s the plan. Does Dante want a drink? Dante says he’s good. He came to see Sonny to apologize for all the crap with Tracy. He should have said something sooner. Sonny says, Dante doesn’t have to defend him. He can handle himself. Dante says he knows, but what Sonny is doing for Gio is generous. He should have spoken up. Sonny says, he doesn’t have to apologize if he agrees with Tracy.

On the phone, Ned says, so the new edition of the [Photo Ark] book is out tomorrow?… Fantastic. His son Leo loves it. Thank you. Lois comes in and says, where is she? Ned’s mother. Ned says, hello to her too. His mother is out for a ride. Why? Lois says she’ll give Tracy a ride off a dock, and Ned asks what she’s done this time. Lois says, this time she’s gone too far. Does he want to know what she did? He says, it doesn’t matter. She’ll tell him anyway. She says she absolutely will. Sonny was very gracious and created a trust for Gio’s music future, now or whenever he needs it. Ned says, that was generous, and she says, it was. When he came over with the paperwork for Gio to sign, Tracy stuck her face into their private business. She told Gio not to sign it. Ned says he sees the problem, and she says, of course (🍷). Can he imagine the gall? But he says, this time, his mother is right.  

Lulu says, this is new. A speechless Brook. Brook says, whatever Lulu thinks she knows… and Lulu says she knows the truth. Don’t bother denying it. Brook says she didn’t deny it or confirm it, and Lulu says she doesn’t need Brook to do that. She saw the paperwork. Brook says, what paperwork? and Lulu says, from her lawyer. She saw Martin Grey’s files. Brook had a son and Dante was the father. She gave him up for adoption. Dante never knew the child existed, but Brook did. She kept Dante’s child from him. Brook says, I had a son?

Josslyn asks if Vaughn has the power to throw her out, and he says, no, but she has the power to walk away. She asks why she would do that, and he says, what she described was idealism. Take it to the Peace Corps. She says she’s not going anywhere, and he says, idealists who are in this line of work end up dead or worse. She says, what’s worse? and he says, she needs to understand this. The world and the WSB changes people. Ideals are shattered and people get corrupted, and there’s no one more corrupt in this world than a person who used to have ideals. He walks out.

Carly walks into Bobbie’s and sees Jack at a table. She flashes back to telling him that he should be with someone like Vivian, with no strings attached. She couldn’t do that. She goes to his table and says she didn’t expect to see him here again.  

Lulu says, if she hadn’t seen it with her own eyes, she might buy Brook’s act. It’s not bad. But it was clear by Martin’s notes that she was trying to track her son or find out something about him, since she went to Martin. Brook says she never went to Martin. She never talked to a lawyer. She never talked to anyone. Lulu says, give it up. She saw Martin’s notes. She shows Brook the pictures on her phone and says, Brook had a baby when she was a teen. Dante’s baby. At least admit that much. Brook looks at the phone and hands it back. On the verge of tears, she leans on the desk and says she had a baby. She gave birth in San Francisco. She didn’t know if she had a girl or a boy. She couldn’t know. She never even held him. She’s never looked for him. She’s never talked to a lawyer. Lulu says, well, her mother did because she showed up at Martin’s hotel room.

Lois tells Ned, forget it. He never liked Sonny. She should have known better. She starts to leave, but Ned says, wait. He knows she and Sonny go back to the old neighborhood and the Cerullos and Sonny are rock solid. Their relationship goes back before Columbus. Lois says, that’s right and that’s never going to change, and he says, honestly, he doesn’t love it, but it’s none of his business. She says she wishes his mom understood that, and he says, what she doesn’t get, his mom did. Why encourage Gio to tie himself to Sonny? Sonny is a known criminal, and especially knowing where the money is coming from? She says, please. It has nothing to do with Sonny’s businesses. He says, yet in letting Sonny create a trust, Gio will feel indebted to him. It’s that simple. What if Gio decides to follow in his beneficiary’s footsteps? Or what if Sonny asks Gio to do him a favor and he gets caught in the line of fire? How will her loyalty help Gio then?

Dante tells Sonny that he didn’t agree with Tracy. He thought Sonny did a good thing when he came over. Sonny says he’s got to admit, it’s good to hear, and Dante says he can’t think of one time he agreed with Tracy about anything. Sonny should know that. And if he doesn’t, ask Jason or Stone and they’d tell him the same thing. They’re happy to have him in their lives, as is he. Sonny asks if he thinks his brother feels the same way, and Dante says, Michael got hurt at the penthouse, but Sonny is his dad and he loves him, The thing Sonny is doing for Gio should be appreciated, not picked apart by Tracy or anyone else. He appreciates the hell out of Sonny.

Jordan says, when she suggested she and Isaiah spend time together clandestinely, she thought it would be sexier, and he says, excuse me? He thought he was bringing the sexy. She says, he is, but she’s in sweats and wearing pedicure pads, and he says he’s seen grown men stop mid-sentence when she enters a room. Now he sees a side other people don’t get to. If she wants him to even the playing field, he’ll run home, get on the treadmill, run a few miles, and get super sweaty. She says, he could, but she can think of a better way to get sweaty. She kisses him.

Jack says he came in hoping to see Carly. Then again, he’s always hoping to see her. Carly sits down, and he asks, what happened? They seemed to be heading in a nice direction. What changed? She says, remember what happened on their date? and he says he explained about Vivian. She says, he was clear above board, and he asks, what’s the problem? She says, this is the problem. He was upfront about Vivian and his lifestyle, but she was just fooling herself into thinking their lifestyles were compatible. They’re just not.

Josslyn says, so Vaughn doesn’t care about anything and has no ideals, and he says, sometimes you have to do bad things to prevent worse things from happening. She says, that’s cynical, but he says, it’s pragmatic. He has no illusion about lighting the way for truth and justice. They’re not the same. She says she can do this, and he asks if she’s sure about that. He flips her and she falls to the ground. He says, rule number one, never fight fair. She gets up and they spar some more. He says, rule number two, see rule number one. He flips her down again and asks if she still thinks she’s got what it takes.

Sidwell apologizes for asking Alexis such a difficult question. Sometimes his curiosity comes across as a lack of common courtesy. Alexis says, it’s a tragic story with all too common a theme. Her father was Mikos Cassadine, and he fell in love with her mother Kristen, an opera singer and also his mistress. When Helena found out, she came to their home and murdered her mother in front of her. So yes, she watched it. Sidwell shakes his head and says he’s so sorry. It’s a horrible thing to witness and odd for someone to share openly, with a stranger no less. She picks up the dagger and says, sometimes it’s easier to talk about something with a stranger, especially something this barbaric. Now the dagger keeps reappearing, like it’s haunting her. She knows the weight and it’s not a replica. He says he wouldn’t know, and she says she threw it in the harbor. Sidwell says, maybe she misremembered. Such trauma wreaks havoc with memories. She says, maybe. In any event, looking at it and holding it is horrific. She tosses it onto the table.

Jordan says, this is the last thing she expected when she ordered Pad Thai, and Isaiah says, normally, he’d never stand between a woman and her take-out. He hopes she’s not too disappointed. She says she does love Pad Thai, but it’s okay. He asks if the way things turned out was a pleasant surprise, and she says, yeah, definitely. They kiss again.

Dante asks why Sonny thinks the Gio thing bothers him so much, and Sonny says he thinks Tracy’s words hit home. Gio might feel obligated to take the trust because of his loyalty. Dante says, and maybe it has nothing to do with that, but Sonny says, he doesn’t want Gio to feel forced to take the money. Dante suggests Sonny talk to Gio. Tell him that he can take it or leave it, and it won’t be at the cost of their relationship. Sonny says, forget the trust money right now. How is he doing? Dante says he doesn’t know. He thought if he knew what happened to Sam, he’d get closure, but he hasn’t. Sonny says, he misses Sam. That’s not going to change, but it will get more manageable. Dante says he thinks the reason he’s having a hard time is managing Lulu.

Brook says, her mother was in Martin’s hotel room and Lulu saw it? but Lulu says, not exactly. Brook wonders what Lulu was doing in there. She’s pretty sure Martin didn’t just hand her his notes. Lulu says, no, he didn’t, and Brook asks how she got the pictures. Lulu says, what matters is the truth, and Brook says, the truth is, Lulu broke in and got the information illegally. If Carly gave her the passkey… Lulu says, Carly had nothing to do with it, and Brook says, Lulu has nothing to do with her child. Lulu says, the child Brook gave birth to is her son’s half-brother and Dante has another child out in this world. Dante cares about Brook and believes she cares about him. How could she give birth and never tell Dante that his son existed?

Sidwell asks what Alexis would like to do. The dagger is hers to take with her, but he totally understands why she may not want to. She says, it came with the house. It’s his property now. She heads for the door, and he says he’ll walk her out, but she says she knows the way. She leaves and he takes a napkin, picking up the dagger by the blade with it. As he sips his drink, he looks at the handle.

Jordan guesses they could see where this goes, and Isaiah says, absolutely. She says, they need to be careful. Sidwell can’t know. He asks if she’s sure she wants to cozy up to Sidwell, and she asks if that’s what this about? Does he want to change her mind? He says, no. He just doesn’t understand why she has to be the one to expose him. The WSB and the PCPD already have eyes on him. She’s not in law enforcement anymore, so why involve herself rather than… She says, date him rather than bust Sidwell? He says, the simple solution would be to opt out.  

Jack says, to be clear, Carly doesn’t want to see him anymore because of his lifestyle. What type of lifestyle does she think he’s leading? She says, one where he diffuses bombs and sparks revolutions and sleeps with women without commitment or consequences. He says, what if he wants commitment and consequences? and she says, don’t do that. It’s not fair. She doesn’t want to have to be honest with herself. He says, all right. Take care of herself. He leaves and she frowns.

Vaughn says he had Josslyn on the floor because she didn’t pull out all the stops. Rule number three, do what you have to, to survive. Claw, scratch, bite… She kicks him in the groin, and he falls. She says, something like that? and in obvious pain, he says, yeah, something like that.

Dante tells Sonny, Lulu is trying to help, but the person who’s been the biggest help grieving Sam has been Brook. Sonny says, she stepped up? and Dante says, she’s been great, but it hurts Lulu. Sonny says he doesn’t get it. Dante and Brook have known each other their whole lives. They have history and trust, like him and Brook’s mother. There’s a kinship there.

Lois says, Ned is being unfair, but he says, not this time. He’s confused with her take on this. She was always loyal to Sonny in the past, but her loyalty had guardrails. She went out of her way to extricate a business relationship with Sonny from L&B Records. She even encouraged Brenda to wear a wire and record Sonny. Eventually she saw the financial conflict. Lois says, every penny Sonny put in was legit, including the money he put into Deception. He says, now the trust is fine because Sonny said so? What changed? Where did her due diligence go? What’s the is the difference with Gio?  

Brook says, Lulu is calling her a hypocrite when she got pregnant in high school. Remember? She certainly does. Lulu made a choice that was right for her and had people to support her, as she should have. Brook made a different choice. She gave birth and gave her baby up for adoption so they could have a better life. She wasn’t ready to be a mother. If she’d told Dante the truth, that choice would have been taken away from her. So get off her high horse. They both made a choice. Does she regret hers? Lulu says she made the choice that was right for her at the time, and Brook says she’s glad Lulu feels that way. She’s not judging Lulu’s choice, so don’t dare judge hers. Lulu says she’s not judging Brook’s choice. She’s judging Brook for her lies. Dante has a son out in the world, and because Brook lied, he doesn’t know. No matter the circumstances then, he deserves to know now. And if Brook doesn’t tell him, she will.

On Monday, Jordan tells Isaiah, that gives her an advantage that law enforcement doesn’t have; Dante needs Maxie’s help with something; Ned asks why Lois would go to Sonny rather than come to him; and Anna tells Jason, it’s too easy. Something is wrong.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

I have the feeling he’ll be handling more than just Josslyn’s WSB  training.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/meet-bryce-durfee-general-hospitals-newest-cast-member

A glimpse at the woman behind GH’s head nurse.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ghs-rebecca-herbst-shares-a-rare-family-update

I would hate to see her leave GH, but it sounds heavenly.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/rena-sofer-opens-up-about-wanting-to-semi-retire

He’s officially Beyond the Gates.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/beyond-the-gates/jon-lindstroms-beyond-the-gates-debut-date-revealed

Who knows? Maybe I’ll see him in NYC. Along with Lois. We can all hang out.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/chad-duell-books-an-exciting-new-role

💉 A Dose of Reality…

Below Deck Down Under

Thank God Harry’s thumb is safe.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The glamor was coming back to Erika. And apparently the cash, since Martyn the designer/decorator was pretty pricey. She had a bigger moss bowl than the one in Sonny’s old kitchen and they cost a small fortune. Yes, I checked them out once and did end up getting a moss wreath for my front door which was a slightly smaller fortune on sale. She gave her mom a tour. Meanwhile, Kathy and Kyle got mammograms. Kyle thought Mauricio was freaking out from everyone seeing the pic of him and the new girlfriend, but I’m thinking he probably just smoked a fatty. In Garcelle’s interview, she said she didn’t think things would ever be resolved between Sutton and Dorit. However, she and Dorit were making a fresh start of their friendship. She related to Dorit separating with small children, and thought the other women lacked compassion because they forgot.

Sutton had a fashion show and just before it started, Kathy decided to ask Sutton if Dorit could narrate. Sutton was pretty startled, but explained that there was no narration. Kathy took her sweet time getting back to her seat, greeting people as she went, and ended up nearly walking the runway with the first model. Sometimes I wonder if Kathy is smoking Mauricio’s leftovers. In Boz’s interview, she said she’d never seen crashing the catwalk in her experience. Garcelle’s son Jaid walked his first modeling gig in the show and Jennifer walked also, wearing the last outfit of a red sweater dress. The clothes were cute, casual, and sporty. I love Sutton. I don’t care if she’s mean sometimes. It’s always to those who have pushed her to that point and deserve it IMO. Sutton’s mom tried to make it, but after spending a million hours at the airport, could not catch a flight. She still made sure Sutton knew she was proud of her. It was an oasis of a sweet moment.

Denise Richards and Her Wild Things

I loved this, but I knew I would. I love Denise’s sense of humor and how down to earth she is. I’d thought she and Aaron separated, but they agreed they’d stay together even if they grew to hate one another because it was still better than getting a divorce. (See below.) There were two episodes, and the main takeaway point was: Now she knows how her parents felt. Yep. She’s friends with Tori Spelling, so we got to go to dinner with them, where Tori got the information that Patrick Muldoon had once dropped Denise for her. She said she’d always wanted a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but was fine with that. Camille Grammer also made an appearance, but the morally corrupt Faye Resnick was not in attendance.

What’s up with Aaron and his BDE.

Summer House

Lindsay had a gender reveal where the housemates had to find clues that eventually led to a box of pink balloons. Big baby Kyle got into it with Paige, leading to an unhappy Amanda. Bowling for Soup said it best: high school never ends. Amanda told Kyle that everybody didn’t need to know where he was coming from all the time, and he whined about his feelings being hurt. <sigh> On Watch What Happens Live, Kyle said certain companies don’t allow you to be on Summer House if you want to work for them. Why am I not surprised? I’ve been saying for years that I’d never hire someone who was on this show.

Southern Charm

Shep gave Sienna a megalodon necklace, but it still wasn’t enough to get her to like him. To make it worse, Taylor said it was like the necklace Shep gave her, although he insisted that was a Great White. After he was kinda sorta officially dumped, Shep bemoaned his situation to everyone, even telling his story to the bartenders. Austen and Craig kissed bro hugged and made up, and Craig rented some flamingoes to wander around during lunch. However, they freaked Madison out as they didn’t understand personal space.

Villain? Are they kidding? It was the highlight of my week, telling Shep the TV repeatedly, she doesn’t like you, and watching karma get him good.

Southern Hospitality

The Republic staff had their prom and… Man bun alert! No, Oisin. Just no. I’ll say it again. The only two men who are allowed to wear a man bun are Roger Howarth and Sensei Guillermo Gomez. Emmy might cry a lot, but I’d be crying too, if my so-called friend group kept following me around at parties – as a group – demanding answers about my love life. Needless to say, Maddi and Joe were prom queen and king, respectively.

No Will. Apparently, he was there somewhere in the periphery to support Emmy, but not on stage. I’m curious about Grace’s Burning Man inspired clothing line. Like is it all raffia and batik prints along with leather moto jackets? I didn’t pay a whole lot of attention to this because it’s just a rehash of the same old. The big reveal was something about someone’s sister’s cousin’s boyfriend starting a rumor. Or something.

Random Reality Items

A surprise to no one that Jax has a cocaine issue.

Also probably a surprise to no one, but apparently this was about some old grudge involving GG’s ex-husband, who took up with Paulina. I wonder if GG kicked his ass too. But seriously, how old are we now?

https://people.com/shahs-of-sunset-paulina-ben-cohen-restraining-order-golnesa-gg-gharachedaghi-alleged-attack-11690931

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch

I’m still slogging through Lost and imagine my surprise to hear Nina’s (Cynthis Watros) voice. I’d been multitasking and nearly got whiplash looking back at the screen. Is everyone eventually going to show up on that island?

Venom: The Last Dance. Netflix. What can I say about this film? It was funny, the special effects were great, and there were lots of heads bitten off and such. A good time from start to finish. What more could I want?

https://collider.com/venom-the-last-dance-review/

Everything you’d ever want to know about the film.

https://screenrant.com/venom-the-last-dance-netflix-global-top-10-chart/

https://www.koimoi.com/television/venom-the-last-dance-ott-verdict-makes-a-thunderous-debut-on-netflix-at-1-with-an-impressive-number-of-views/

Devil in the Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke. Hulu. I’m a big fan of documentaries and people like this boggle my mind. It’s definitely an argument for being suspicious of people who present themselves as perfect. An influencer who racked up viewers on YouTube with videos of her happy Mormon (again?) family, abused them all behind the scenes. After a so-called family therapist came into their lives, things got even worse.

https://people.com/ruby-franke-docuseries-devil-in-the-family-hulu-11678978

🏆 And the Award Goes To…

Post Oscar talk.

https://www.oscars.org/oscars/ceremonies/2025

100+ photos!

https://www.eonline.com/photos/37556/vanity-fair-oscars-2025-party-red-carpet-fashion

Timothée Chalamet looks like he’s getting ready for prom.

https://pagesix.com/2025/03/03/style/melissa-rivers-on-the-best-and-worst-oscars-2025-looks/

The best and the worst moments. Probably up for debate.

https://ew.com/oscars-2025-best-and-worst-moments-11688617

https://people.com/best-and-worst-moments-of-the-oscars-2025-11689298

And a crossover!

👠 Best and Brightest…

How to watch this year’s Essence Black Women In Hollywood Awards.

https://www.essence.com/entertainment/where-to-stream-2025-black-women-in-hollywood/

It’s not an awards show without the fashion.

https://www.essence.com/gallery/celebrity-looks-essence-black-women-in-hollywood-awards-2025/

🐩 Barbie Would Be Proud…

I’ll bet they keep her that color from now on.

https://people.com/runaway-pink-haired-poodle-rescued-after-jumping-into-freezing-river-waters-11692243

🐡 Quotes of the Week

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Focus on the journey, not on arriving at a certain destination. – Chris Hadfield

Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner. – Lao Tzu

Austen: You are an embellisher.🔹Craig: I’m a lawyer and a storyteller. – Austen Kroll and Craig Conover, Southern Charm

You can observe a lot by just watching. – Yogi Berra

🐍 Coming In Like an Anaconda…

Until next week, stay safe; stay remembering to SPRING AHEAD THIS WEEKEND (Sunday 2 am); and stay accepting your reality. When you do, you know who you are and what you want, and the whole world opens up in ways you never expected.

October 2, 2024 – Baseball Day 2, Scrubbing Up, Salt Lake Invades Milwaukee, A Note, A Fact, Pigeons, Last Talk, Mrs. Gaga, Two Coming Up, It’s Started & Season

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts, recaps, and the whole GH enchilada on Fridays)

General Hospital

Still batting runs in today, but I think GH is on tomorrow… I think.

🧼 Soap Dish…

I’ll bet she’s a blast.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/gallery/general-hospital/an-evening-with-soap-star-rena-sofer-see-the-pics

Omg, they look like babies.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/jonathan-jackson-opens-up-about-liz-and-luckys-reunion-on-gh

It sounds like maybe she wanted a quid pro quo with the pay cut. Like maybe some changes for her character.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ghs-kelly-monaco-promises-a-proper-statement

🧂 There’s Salt In My Lake…

While I don’t know new Housewife Bronwyn at all, kudos to her fashion sense. Just remember, it’s fashion, not a costume. In Heather’s interview, she confused Alice Cooper with Gene Simmons, and said, honest mistake. Aren’t all actual mistakes honest? And does that really apply here? More like a you-don’t-know-your-rock-legends mistake. In a Housewives first, there was a girls’ trip to Milwaukee. A suite at the Bucks game seemed like the usual, but not so much a trip to the Bobblehead Museum. We flashed back to Mary calling Whitney a bobblehead, but in Mary’s interview, she said Whitney had passed the bobblehead baton to someone else. Do tell.

Bronwyn was upset over Lisa not coming to her defense during last week’s gang-up on her, but she said she wasn’t throwing Lisa under the bus… yet. However, she was turning the bus on. Whitney, Bronwyn, Mary and new Wife Meili went to the museum, where there were over 10,000 bobbleheads, and they were given a scavenger hunt. The collection was quite impressive. Nearly everyone even moderately famous has been made into a bobblehead. There was also a casino close by where the rest of the group gambled. Apparently, there are rumors swirling on social media that Whitney resells jewelry she gets from Alibaba, which is not a good look.

The suite was amazing and the buffet even more so. Heather said she was as happy as a puppy with two peters over the lobster corndogs, which sounds like something Captain Lee would say. Brittani found out that her boyfriend was hitting on Angie’s brow girl, and I’m not sure how much of the game was actually watched. After alerting Brittani, Angie hoped Brittani wouldn’t be pissed at her, which she shouldn’t be, but probably will be. Bronwyn confronted Lisa for not having her back and Heather for her needing her back covered in the first place. In Bronwyn’s interview, she said she wasn’t going to stop until they all realized that all of them talked about each other. She said she wasn’t part of the problem, but she was the best dressed part of the problem. I concur.

Next time, a dance-off, a curling game, and dinner table screaming. In other words, the usual.

🎵 Side note: I’m not loving Heather these days. I think she lost a few other things along with that weight, like her appeal and decency. Her ego must have gotten even bigger when she was on Watch What Happens Live tonight with Sarah Paulson. Sarah scolded her for not coming backstage when she saw Sarah on Broadway in Appropriate. Apparently, Sarah had alerted the entire cast, who’d been very excited about Heather’s presence. Is there really such a meager choice of amusement in the stage world?

Fun Fact: Mary Cosby’s father once lived a street away from Jeffrey Dahmer and wondered where a funky smell was coming from. A week later, Dahmer was arrested, and he saw the whole thing go down. Of course, Mary could be making it up, but that’s pretty random. Six degrees from my part, I once met a guy who was a counselor of Dahmer’s when he (Dahmer, not the guy I met) was in prison. He said that Dahmer was a really nice guy when he was on his medication, but you didn’t want to be near him when he wasn’t. Take from that what you will.

🗽 Rats With Wings…

It wouldn’t be NYC without them. Although there is the eternal question… Why don’t we ever see baby pigeons?

https://extratv.com/2024/10/01/rhony-stars-sai-de-silva-and-ubah-hassan-tease-drama-with-messy-pigeons-exclusive/

🌁 Best On Last…

Hey, we take what we can get until 2025.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/the-last-of-us-season-2-trailer-1236013278/

https://ew.com/the-last-of-us-season-2-kaitlyn-dever-abby-first-look-teaser-8718711

For the gamers.

https://www.eurogamer.net/the-last-of-us-tv-trailer-remade-with-gameplay-footage-gets-neil-druckmann-seal-of-approval

https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/the-last-of-us-naughty-dog-secret/

🦄 Putting the Modern In Bride…

I don’t know about you, but I’m there for the unicorns. We can still have Chinese food though, right?

https://extratv.com/2024/10/02/lady-gaga-talks-wedding-ideas-courthouse-and-chinese-food/

🎬 Waiting To Watch…

This drops on Shudder tomorrow and I can’t wait to see it. Tusk was one of the best films I’ve ever seen, so I have high hopes for Justin Long’s work on this.

https://ew.com/justin-long-vhs-beyond-tusk-like-fur-babies-brother-christian-exclusive-8716575

This looks very promising as well. The trailer gave me Lovecraft Country vibes. This one is a wait though. It comes to theaters on March 7th, 2025.

https://collider.com/sinners-michael-b-jordan-ryan-coogler/

🐩 Never Too Early For Dress Up…

Get those pets used to wearing a hat now and they’ll have it down by Halloween. Maybe. If they feel like it.

📢 Calling Each Vagabond By Name…

Come by tomorrow for (hopefully) soap and the OC nightmare before Halloween. Until then, stay safe; stay erring on the side of caution and professionalism at office costume parties; and stay never being part of the problem, but being the best dressed part of the problem.

May 15, 2024 – The Wedding Begins, Lots Of Suds To Unpack, They’re the Top, Westminster Win & 16th

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(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Tracy looks at a photo of Edward and Lila, when Ned walks in. She asks if the coast is clear. He asks, if what she means by that is, are Gloria and Carmine on their way to the church? and she says, that’s precisely what she means. He says, then yes. He sent them with a flower arrangement, so they’d think that they were doing something. She says, good. She’s very glad to have some time alone with him. He says, uh-oh. Is he in trouble? Her voice breaks and she says, no. He’s a very good father, a wonderful father. He says, thank you? and she laughs. She asks if it’s that unusual that she gives him a compliment, and he says, she caught him by surprise, that’s all. He thanks her for saying so, and tells her that he hasn’t always been perfect, but he does try. She says, and it shows. The upcoming nuptials have her thinking about all the other milestones she missed, and the most glaring of them of course (🍷), was his wedding to Lois. She’s so sorry she wasn’t there. It was her loss. He says he’s glad she’s here now, and she says, her too, and they hug. He looks at the photo over her shoulder. (I love Tracy so much.)

Sonny looks around the MetroCourt Garden and tells Olivia, this looks great… Not as great as the owner. She says, co-owner. He’s looking pretty great himself, as always. He thanks her and asks if everything is set. She says she hopes so. She’s so over the moon happy for Brook and Chase. He says, they’re great together, and she says, the best. She knows Tracy is picking up the tab for the reception, but this is her hotel, so her gift to the happy couple is, everything’s got to go off without a hitch.

At the church, Sam says, the guestbook is in place, and Willow says, excellent. Josslyn says she can’t believe the wedding day is finally here, and Sam asks if anyone has talked to Brook. Michael says, Brook texted him earlier, and she’s getting ready with her mom. Someone yells, Dante! and Dante says, speaking of the Cerullo side of the family. He goes over to greet the guests coming in.

Outside, Portia tells Jordan that her dress is absolutely beautiful. Jordan thanks her and says, hers is gorgeous too. She stopped by Drew’s office at Aurora Media the other day. She doesn’t want to spread any rumors, but she understands there may be an announcement for a new division. Curtis says he can neither confirm nor deny, and Jordan says, just in case, congratulations. She leaves, and Portia says, Curtis can tell her. When are he and Drew making the big announcement? He says, they want to build anticipation, so they can just let the rumors start flying, and she says, he’s going to be great. He says, with her by his side, how can he be anything else? She tosses her hair, and they kiss. Jordan is about to come back, and sees them.

Violet practices her flower girl thing, and Chase asks Finn how he’s looking. Finn says, pretty good, and Chase says, high praise. Thanks. Finn asks if it isn’t part of his best man duties to prop him up no matter what, and Chase suggests Finn brush up on his propping techniques. Elizabeth says, don’t listen to his brother. He looks extremely handsome. Violet says she agrees, and he thanks them both so much. But he doesn’t think it’s going to matter that much because all eyes are going to be on his gorgeous bride.

Brook looks in the mirror, and Lois says she doesn’t think anyone’s been more beautiful. Brook says, they haven’t even finished her hair yet, but Lois says she’s talking about the glow. Brook is literally radiating happiness and it makes her heart want to burst. Brook says she is happy. She’s the happiest she’s ever been, and she owes it all to Chase. Lois says, no. She owes some of it to Chase. She wants Brook to look into the mirror and say thank you to herself, for knowing what she wanted, for waiting until she found it, and fighting to hold onto it when things got rough. Because here she is on the brink of forever with the man she loves. Brook says, can Lois believe it? She’s getting married today. Lois says, yes, she is. Let’s get you ready.

Sam hugs Kristina and says, she looks beautiful. Kristina says, yes, they do, don’t they? Blaze says, aw, and Kristina says she was talking about her and the baby. Blaze looks great too. Blaze thanks her, and Dante comes out. He says, welcome to the wedding of the century, from what Maxie tells him, and Sam asks how they are. Kristina says, good, and Blaze says, can’t complain. Dante says, it’s crazy, kind of. The first time he met Blaze, he was getting an autograph for Rocco, and now she’s dating his little sister. Kristina says, his little sister who’s getting bigger and bigger by the minute. Where’s her hug by the way? Dante says, it’s right here, and hugs her.

Outside, Dex approaches Michael and Sam, and Michael says he didn’t know Dex would be here. Dex says, Chase invited him, and Sam says, welcome. Anna joins them, and Sam says, Brook wanted everyone to sign the guestbook. Anna asks if Dex wants to do that, and he says, yeah. They go inside, and Michael says, incoming. A woman yells, Mikey! and Michael says, hey, Patty. Patty says, last night was so much fun, and Michael agrees. (Wish we could have seen that.) She says, don’t forget, he said he’d save her a dance, and he says he did. He’s got to go find his wife. He’ll be… He goes inside, and Patty asks what he said. Sam says she doesn’t know, but he is a good dancer.

Kristina says she’s glad there’s so many people from the old neighborhood here, and Dante tells her, she’s only saying that because she doesn’t know any of them. She says she’s serious. It’s important their dad sees he has friends that aren’t Ava Jerome. Wait. Dante doesn’t think he’s inviting Ava, does he?

A young man walks in with a violin case, and Josslyn says, groom’s side or bride’s side? but he says, neither. The bride is his cousin. Giovanni Palmieri. Josslyn tells him, Josslyn Jax. Nice to meet him. They shake hands, and she says, he doesn’t want to sit with his family? He says he has no problem sitting with them, but he’s going to play. She says, another musical solo, and he says, that’s kind of the family business. That, and fixing cars. She says she can show him where to set up, and he thanks her. He asks if she knows if Sonny Corinthos is going to be here today.

Olivia adjusts a floral arrangement and says, that looks better, doesn’t it? Sonny says, it kind of looks like it did before, and she says, don’t make fun of her. He says, who’s making fun? but she says, he’s making fun of her. What’s he doing out of the church anyway? He says he’s picking up his plus one, and she says, really? Do tell. Natalia comes in, and Sonny introduces her to Olivia. He says, she knows Blaze? and Olivia says, of course (🍷). He says, that’s her mother, and Natalia says, guilty. Olivia says, her daughter is so incredibly talented, and Natalia thanks her. Olivia says, and she and Kristina make such a beautiful couple, and Sonny says, they seem happy. Natalia says, they do, and Olivia says she hates to cut this short, but she’s got to run. The party isn’t going to throw itself. She leaves, and Sonny asks if Natalia is ready. She says she is, and if she didn’t mention it earlier, she thanks him so much for including her. They head out.

As she curls Brook’s hair, Lois says, Brook always had the most beautiful hair as a toddler, and Brook says, there were times you wouldn’t have known it with all the hairstyles Lois gave her. Lois says, all those styles were cutting edge, and Brook tells her, if you say so. Lois tears up, and Brook says she’s sorry. She loved all her haircuts. Lois says, it’s not that. This is the last time she’s going to be doing Brook’s hair like this. Brook says, Lois can come over whenever she wants. She knows how much Brook hates blow-drying her hair. (Same.) Lois says, no, like this, like Brook’s all hers. Today, she’s going to be a married lady. Brook says, yeah, but she’ll still have hair, and Lois laughs. She says, it’s always the wisecracks with Brook, and Brook says she made Lois laugh, didn’t she? Lois says, yeah. She did.

Elizabeth asks Finn how his dad is doing today, and Finn says, he seems good, upbeat. He says he’s buoyed by the adrenaline of the wedding. She says, seems? and he says he’s worried Gregory wouldn’t tell them if he wasn’t up for officiating. She says, because this means so much to him, and Finn says he wants more than anything for this to work out, for his dad and for Chase, but his dad’s stamina hasn’t been good the past few days, and Finn doesn’t know if he can make it through the ceremony.

Finn asks Chase if he wants to check on their dad. They should probably get going soon. Chase says he’s on it, and goes in the back. Finn takes a folder out of a binder and gives it to Ned in the hallway. Ned says, all set? He’ll see Finn at the church. Finn goes back in, and Gregory asks if the famous flower girl is in their midst. Violet says, that’s her, and he says, she looks absolutely stunning. She thanks him and says, he looks Debbie Downer. He says, what? and Finn says he thinks she means debonair. Violet tells them, that’s what she said, and Elizabeth says, very debonair. And she has the final touch. She pins a boutonniere on Gregory’s lapel.

Spinelli tells Anna, precious greetings, and she asks how he’s doing. He asks if she’s just arriving or in need of a breather, as they say, and she says, taking a breather, not in need of one. He says, it’s a beautiful day for it, and she says, it is. Is he waiting for someone or…? He says, just gathering courage, and she says, for? He says, Maxie invited him as her date, which he’s clearly delighted about… She says, but he’s a little nervous? and he says, more than a little, which seems silly because they were almost married once upon a time. She says she can understand that, and he says, she can? She says, yeah. He and Maxie are rediscovering each other and that can be scary. It can also be fun and exciting. He says, all the feels, as Georgie would say, and she says, exactly. He says, she’s Maxie’s godmother, and as such, he wants her to know his intentions are nothing but honorable. She says she has no doubt.

Drew tells Jordan, happy wedding day, and she says, back atcha. He says, she looks very nice, and she thanks him. He says he doesn’t mean to interrupt. She was in the middle of texting someone. She says she was just checking work email. Is that terrible? He asks why that would be terrible, and she says she feels like she should be focused on love and fun, not government business. He says, she can be focused on anything she wants. Is she here solo? She says, free as a bird, and he asks what she thinks about these two birds sitting together. She says, so he’s saying he wants to join her flock? and he asks if he passes muster. She says, he’ll do.

As they walk toward the church, Sonny stops and says, whoa. Shame on him. Natalia asks what he did, and he says he hasn’t told her how great she looks. She thanks him and says, he looks very handsome. Dex walks by, and he and Sonny exchange a look. Natalia says, is that a friend of his or…? and Sonny says, an ex-employee who violated his trust. Shall we? He offers her his arm, and she says, yes, we shall. They begin walking, but Anna comes by, and Sonny says he wants to introduce her to Natalia. He tells Natalia, this is the Police Commissioner of Port Charles, and they shake hands. Natalia asks if she should call Anna Commissioner, but Anna says, no. She’s off the clock. It’s nice to meet her. Natalia says, it’s nice to meet Anna, and Anna tells them, have fun. Sonny says, her too, and they continue walking.

Blaze asks if Kristina is ready to go inside, and Kristina says, yeah, sure. Oh my God. Look. Sonny and Natalia walk up.

Brook says, perfect, and Lois asks if she’s sure. Brook says, again with the tears, and Lois says she can’t help it. Does Brook remember when she was trying on wedding dresses and Lois said it was like a snapshot? This is another one. She’s all grown up and ready to walk down the aisle. Brook asks if Lois is sad that she’s getting married, and Lois says, sad? No. Nostalgic for Brook’s childhood? Yes. Is she insanely proud of the beautiful, accomplished woman Brook has become? Absolutely, but never sad. She’s so happy for Brook. She’s happy for all of them. Brook tells her that she said that last night, and Lois says she means it. Being Brook’s mother is the best thing that ever happened to her. She’s loved every second of it. Brook says, every second? and Lois says, yeah, every second. She’s so lucky. Brook says she’s lucky too. And yes, she’s marrying Chase this afternoon, and hopefully, someday they’ll start a family of their own, but just for the record, she will always need her mom. Lois asks if she promises, and Brook says she does.

Blaze asks if she can talk to Natalia for a quick sec, and Natalia says, sure. They step away, and Kristina asks what Sonny is doing. He asks what she means, and she says, really? He just showed up with her girlfriend’s mother on his arm. He says, it’s not what she thinks, and she asks what she’s thinking. He says, Natalia wanted to come. He had a plus one and he brought her. Why is she upset? Kristina says, just be charming, and he says he’s always charming. She says, extra charming. Amp it up a little. She could use all the help she can get.

Natalia asks if Blaze is surprised to see her, and Blaze says she shouldn’t be. Natalia always gets what she wants. Natalia says, Blaze should hope so, because she only wants what’s best for her baby girl. Hopefully, someday she’ll see that. Blaze says she told Natalia that she was coming here with Kristina, and Natalia says, she did. But now she’s here too. Isn’t that great? Now they can all celebrate this beautiful event together.

Curtis asks if Portia is thinking about their wedding, and she says, it was the most incredible day, until it wasn’t. He says, yet here they are, over a year later. They made it. She says she’s grateful. She just doesn’t know what she would have done if she’d lost him. He says, she’s never going to have to find out, and kisses her.

Ned comes up behind Olivia and says, stress levels, on a scale of one to ten? She says, surprisingly, not off the charts. She’d say a solid six. He says, that’s impressive, and she says, everything is done at the MetroCourt. At least – she blesses herself – it better be. How is he? He says he got what he needed from Finn, and she says, they’re going to remember this day forever now. He says, yes, they will, and she says, something else happened. What? He says he had a moment with this mother, and she says, a good moment or a Tracy moment? He says, it was surprisingly good. He thinks her relationship with Brook has affected her for the better. His mother is much more open with her feelings these days. She says, you see that? That’s the power of love. She kisses him.

There’s a knock at Brook’s door, and she says, come in. Tracy walks in, and she says, hi, granny. Tracy says she guesses Brook gets to call her that, with her blessing, today and today only. The bride makes the rules. Brook says, Tracy looks stunning, and Tracy says she’s got nothing on Brook. Nerves? Brook says she feels surprisingly peaceful, but Tracy says, it’s not surprising. Brook says, it’s not? and Tracy says, no, because Brook believes in herself. She believes in her instincts, her convictions. It’s one of the things she admires most about Brook. Brook says she didn’t know Tracy admired anything about her, and Tracy says, well, she does, and she’s unbelievably happy for Brook. It took her a long time to find Luke, the man that she loved, and she’s thrilled Brook found Chase so early on and he sees all of her. Brook says, and he loves her in spite of it, but Tracy says, no. He loves her because of it. Brook, her darling granddaughter, is just spectacular, inside and out. Brook tells her that she doesn’t even know what to say. Thank you, granny. Tracy says, ugh, and Brook says, Tracy told her that she could. Tracy says she knows, but she’s regretting it already.

Gregory looks at his notes, and Finn asks if he thinks the fifth time’s the charm. Gregory says, cut him some slack. It’s been a while since he’s been up in front of a crowd. Finn says, he’s going to do great. All those years of lecturing college students, a wedding should be a walk in the park. Gregory says, it’s not just a wedding. It’s his son’s wedding. He doesn’t want to let Chase down. Elizabeth says, he could never, and Violet comes out with Chase. She says, the car’s here, and Finn says, that’s their cue. Are the ladies ready? Violet says she was ready yesterday, and Elizabeth says, Violet’s been wanting a wedding day for months as she recalls. Violet says, then she was ready months ago, and Finn says he appreciates the accuracy. They leave Chase alone with Gregory, and Chase says, so much build up. Now it’s finally here. Gregory asks how he feels, and Chase says, really excited, but really calm at the same time. Gregory says, it’s the perfect combination. Can he give Chase some advice? Chase says, please, and Gregory says, try to take it all in. The sights, the sounds, the smell of the flowers, especially though, the feelings of joy and hope, because that’s what all of them in the church will be experiencing. Try to take a mental picture he can keep with him forever. He knows he will. Chase thanks him, and not just for the tip, but for being the best dad a kid could ask for. Growing up, he was always surrounded by love and support, and he knows not everyone can say that. He loves Gregory so much. Gregory says he loves Chase too, and they hug. Gregory says, now, let’s get you hitched.

Brook asks what Tracy’s got there, and Tracy hands her a jewelry box, saying, it’s for her. Brook opens it, and there’s an exquisite, vintage bracelet inside. Brook says, it’s beautiful, and Tracy says, it was Brook’s great-grandmother’s. Brook says, it was Lila’s? and Tracy says she’s cherished it for years. Now it is Brook’s. She puts it on Brook’s wrist, and Brook says she’s honored. Tracy says, Brook’s a lot like Lila, and Brook says, in what way? Tracy says, Brook sees the glass half full. Her mother was like that. Not that she didn’t see reality. She looked at reality and saw a reason to hope, to see the best in people. That’s not a quality Tracy possesses, but her mother did and so does Brook. And while Brook has been, and will continue to be, she’s sure, a colossal pain in the ass – Brook says, right back atcha – she adores Brook beyond measure. Brook says she loves Tracy, and Tracy says she’s so grateful for Brook in her life. Brook says she’s so grateful too, and they hug.

On the phone, Spinelli tells Georgie, have no fear. He’ll take copious pictures of the bride and her gown… Of course (🍷) he’ll tell mom how beautiful she looks… He sees something, and says he’ll call Georgie back. He loves her. Jason is standing there, and Spinelli says, at long last, he sees Jason in the flesh. Jason says, Spinelli, and Spinelli throws himself into Jason’s arms, hugging him. Spinelli says, the fact that Jason is here, his gratitude knows no bounds, and Jason says, okay, and peels Spinelli off. He’s sorry. Spinelli says, for what? and Jason says, this is the first time he’s seeing Spinelli. He wanted to reach out, but things have been so complicated. He didn’t want Spinelli involved. Spinelli says he expected as much. Welcome home, Jason. Jason thanks him, and Spinelli moves in for another hug, but Jason puts his hands up, and straightens Spinelli’s lapels. Spinelli tries to do the same, but Jason bats his hands away.

Dante tells Sonny that he’s looking sharp. It’s good to see him. They hug, and Sonny introduces Natalia. Dante says, they can find a seat and he’ll see them later. Sonny sees Michael, who says, hey, dad, and Sonny says, they’ve got to find a seat, brushing past him. He says he should probably explain, but Natalia says, only if he wants to. He says, that’s his other son, Michael, and she says, they’re not close? He says, they used to be. Michael disappointed him deeply. She says she understands. Her kids have sometimes disappointed her too.

Gregory says he should go straight in, conserve his energy, and Elizabeth says she’ll go with him. She asks if Violet wants to check out the decorations in the church, and Violet says, yeah. The three of them go in, and Finn asks how Chase’s sweaty feet are doing. Chase says he’ll have Finn know, his feet are the perfect temperature, and Finn says, big day. Chase says, one of the biggest, and Finn says he’s honored to be standing by Chase’s side for it. Chase thanks Finn for standing up for him. It means a lot. Finn says, there’s nowhere he’d rather be, and they hug.

Lois joins the group outside the church, and Ned asks Lois where Brook is. Lois says, she’s doing her finishing touches with Maxie, andNed says, Lois didn’t want to go with her? Lois says, of course (🍷) she did. Brook said she was… She asks Leo, what was it? and he says, her vibe was making Brook nervous. Olivia says, those pesky vibes of ours. How is she doing? Lois says, she’s perfect. She’s the picture of calm. Olivia says, on her wedding day. That is impressive. Gloria says, that’s exactly how they know it’s right. Their Brook has found her happily ever after.

Dex and Josslyn see each other in the church, then take seats on opposite sides of the aisle. Tracy goes over to Gregory, and he says, there she is. Where has she been? She says she was at the house getting ready, and he says, she was supposed to be taking notes for him at the rehearsal. Where are his notes? Where does he stand? How does he make the day perfect for Chase and Brook? She says, him being here makes it perfect, and he says, that’s nice and all, but he was hoping for some detailed instructions. She has nothing for him? She says she’s got nothing because there is nothing. Just say what he’s written and speak from the heart. He says, that he can do.

Jason and Spinelli approach the church, and Ned says, Jason. Jason says, Monica asked him to come, and he and Drew look at each other. Willow says, it’s nice that he could make it. Brook is almost ready, so they should probably take their seats. They go in, but Ned, Olivia, and Leo stay outside. Olivia tells Ned that he’s the most handsome father of the bride ever. She loves him. He says he loves her too, and she says, their son’s not so shabby either. Ned says, no, he isn’t. Looking good. Olivia and Leo go in, and Ned straightens his tie. Lois comes out and says, can he believe it? Ned says, no, and she says, you think about this day when you have a child, right? Especially if that child is your daughter. It seems so far away, like it’s never going to happen. He says, look at them now, and she says, Brook takes her breath away. She’s so smart and she’s so beautiful, and she’s hilarious. He says, she’s a lot like her mother that way, and Lois says, he’s no slouch either. He puts his arm around her, and they head into the church. He says he made a lot of mistakes with Brook, and she says, they both did. He says, there have to be some things they did right, and she says, the proof is in the pudding. Maxie comes out and says, please don’t tell her they just referred to the bride as pudding. Lois says, you had to be there, and Maxie asks if they’re all clear. Ned says, it’s just them, and Maxie says, Brook can come in now. Lois gasps, and Brook says, don’t cry. She just touched up her mascara. Lois says, is Brook kidding her? It’s gonna be Niagara Falls in there. Brook asks what Ned thinks, and he says he thinks she’s a sight to behold. Brook says, in that case, let’s get this wedding started.

Giovanni plays the violin, and Gloria says, he’s just like his mother. He plays like an angel. Finn tells Chase, the rest of his life is about to start. Is he ready? Chase says he’s never been more ready for anything, and Finn says he loves Chase. He’s really happy for him. Chase says he loves Finn too. Dante comes in with Lois and takes her to her seat. (For a moment, I wonder why she’s not with Ned, then I go, duh.) Violet tosses petals as she walks down the aisle, followed by bridesmaids Willow and Maxie. Little hearts pop out of Spinelli’s eyes when he sees Maxie.

Ned says he doesn’t tell Brook enough how proud he is of her, and she says, he tells her plenty. He says, the woman she’s become, the story she’s already written for herself, he can’t wait to see how the rest of it unfolds. She says, her too. She bets there will be some curve balls though. He says, no doubt, and they laugh. She asks if he’s ready to give her away, and he says, he’ll walk her down that aisle and hand her over to the man she loves, but he can’t give her away. Because she’ll always be his little girl. The music changes to the Wedding March, and he says, all right. Here we go.

Everyone stands, and Brook comes in with Ned. We finally see her dress, which is gorgeous – a lace bodice and long lace sleeves, with a tiered skirt – but I’m not sure where Lila’s dress fit in with this. (See picture below – there were none of Brook’s dress published yet.) Brook joins hands with Chase, and he says, it feels like forever since he’s seen her. She says she saw him last night, and he tells her, like he said, forever. Gregory tells them to let him know when they’re finished, and he’ll get started. Everyone laughs, and Gregory says, welcome, family and friends of Brook and Chase. I know I speak for the bride and groom when I thank you for… being a part of this… His breathing becomes labored as he continues, this most special and moment… momentous day. He clears his throat and says, we are gathered here today to wit… witness and celebrate the marriage of these two beautiful young people… Everyone starts looking concerned, and he says, Brook and Chase… are you ready – Elizabeth takes Violet’s hand – ready to enter… in… into this holy state of… He has trouble getting out the word matrimony, and Chase says, dad? Gregory looks frozen and makes grunting sounds.

Tomorrow, Tracy tells Gregory that she can finish this like she promised him; Sonny says, Natalia isn’t leaving, is she; and Drew says, the fact Jason is asking that question, pretty much answers itself.

Lila’s Dress

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

This was not the dress they used – like they would have shown it ahead of time – but the skirt tiers were the same fabric as this skirt.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/amanda-setton-previews-brook-lynn-and-chases-wedding-on-gh

Chief Mac is back.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/john-j-york-is-back-at-general-hospital

So who did he really audition for? It remains one of life’s mysteries.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ghs-adam-j-harrington-didnt-originally-audition-for-jagger

Who’s up for a Lois/John paring? Let’s do this.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/adam-j-harrington-reveals-he-and-rena-sofer-worked-together-before-gh

Not much new info, but at least you’ll know what movie to look for.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/kathleen-gati-reveals-the-title-of-her-new-movie

She’s scored the ideal gig. She can show up in her robe and slippers if she wants.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ghs-lydia-look-has-an-exciting-new-role-in-star-wars

It looks like you’ll have to go to Netflix to actually see her, but kudos on dating a recipe creator.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/steve-burton-introduces-his-new-girlfriend

Um… I don’t think a phone call is the same as visiting her in prison. The whole thing sounds like a nightmare. Don’t drink and drive. For Pete’s sake, call an Uber.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ghs-nancy-lee-grahn-shares-an-update-on-haley-pullos

The only real 24/7/365 job.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/gallery/general-hospital/soap-stars-share-mothers-day-love

🔪 This Week In Chefs…

My takeaway: cranberries are grown on vines, and don’t actually grow while in the water.

🐩 It’s Sage For the Win…

Do you think she knows she has that silly haircut?

https://people.com/sage-miniature-poodle-wins-best-in-show-westminster-dog-show-2024-8648544

🦥 More Fun Than a Barrel of Three-Toed Sloths…

Stop in tomorrow for soap and snide comments about the awful people who inhabit Summer House. Until then, stay safe, stay not deciding what to order at the counter, and stay remembering the bride makes the rules.

April 25, 2024 – Jason Confronts Sonny, Not Returning, Together Again, Those Houses, Exit Feelings, Upcoming Jersey, Secrets On Deck, Superstar & 29

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

On the phone while watching Ace, Laura says she’ll submit the budget to the city council when it’s done… How many times has the city council president called?… Oh. There’s a knock at the door, and Laura says, when she submits the budget, they can call him 15 times a day. She opens the door and lets Trina in and says she can’t submit until they discuss the allocations to the school system. You know what? Block his number and she’ll call him back when she stops being annoyed… Thanks. Trina says she’s sorry she interrupted. That sounded important. Laura says, everything is important right now, and Trina says, sorry her timing wasn’t better. Laura says, her timing was perfect. Just ask Ace. Maybe he can fix the budget.

Molly wakes up on the sofa, and TJ says he thought she left before he got up and that’s why her side of the bed was empty. She says, not this time, and he asks, what happened? She says, Kristina came by last night after Brook’s bridal shower bachelorette bash. She and Josslyn got in a fight, and she was so mad, she was practically levitating when she got here. She didn’t want to disturb him after Kristina left, so she just crashed here. He says he doesn’t love the fact that Kristina was out late and emotionally distressed, and she says, it isn’t an every night thing for her and Brook’s shower was a special occasion. He says he gets that, but it’s reasonable right, to expect a pregnant woman to change her habits somewhat. Molly says, and she has. Did he expect Kristina to sit at home every night for nine months? He says, of course (🍷) not. Kristina has to live her life. Brook’s shower was a big deal, and she shouldn’t have missed it. She says, it sounds like the party was actually a lot of fun… until she and Josslyn got into it, and he says he hates to be the pregnancy police, but it bothers him that Kristina got so worked up.

At a staff meeting in the bar, Carly says she’s so happy to be back with the best team in the business. They’re the reason the MetroCourt got a five-star rating and was considered the finest hotel in western New York. And they’re going to be the reason they get that fifth star back, right? They applaud and Trish hugs Carly. The meeting disbands, and Kristina comes over to Carly. She says she could always tell how much Carly loved the MetroCourt. It always put a smile on her face when she talked about it. Congratulations on getting it back. Carly thanks her and says she really missed this place. Kristina says, it was so sudden though. What happened to Nina?

There’s a knock at Nina’s office door and she says, as much as she wishes Drew wasn’t here, does he have any contacts at High Mark Stadium? He says he doesn’t see the Bills drafting her anytime soon, so stick with what she knows, and she says she wants to do a Crimson cover at the Bills’ stadium. If he’d like her to make the deadline for this month’s issue, please take a number and wait. Anywhere that’s not here. He says he expects her to make the deadline. He just thought she’d want to know, he ran into her daughter last night. He put in a good word for her. She says, he saw Willow? What exactly did he tell her? He says he didn’t want her to get suspicious, so he kept it short and sweet. But he figured she might need a boost after selling her half of the hotel and getting it back into Carly’s hands.

On the phone in his office, Sonny says, here’s what’s going to happen if I’ve got to fix it. That means you’re out of a job. He hangs up and Ava knocks at the door. She asks if it’s a bad time, but he says, it’s never a bad time when he sees her. She says, he may not feel that way when he sees who she found waiting outside. Jason walks in

Trina says she can’t imagine trying to run a city and raise a baby at the same time, and Laura says she never imagined it this way either. Sometimes she feels like she’s not doing either one of these things very well. Trina says, for a baby who’s been through so many huge changes, Ace looks pretty happy, so she must be doing something right. Laura thanks her for saying that and says she thinks she’s lucky that she can work from home whenever she needs to. She’s also really lucky that Jordan agreed to stay on as Deputy Mayor because she could not do this without her. She’s Laura’s stealth weapon at City Hall. Trina says she thinks Jordan is probably like that wherever she works. Nobody sees her coming and when they do, it’s like, boom! Too late. Laura laughs and says, it’s true. But it’s still stressful. She’s trying to get the budget done, the nanny has the day off, and of course (🍷) today’s the day Ace woke up on the wrong side of the crib and decided he didn’t like cereal. Trina says, maybe it doesn’t have to be that way, and Laura says, no, it won’t be. As soon as she gets the budget done, it’s going to be a lot easier for her. Trina says, no. She means, maybe she could help.

TJ says he’d like it better if the surrogate carrying their baby was at home in bed instead of at a party getting into a screaming fight with Josslyn. (Why is no one blaming Josslyn?) Molly says, does she wish Kristina had been at home in bed by 8 pm with a bottle of spring water in one hand and a bottle of pre-natal vitamins in the other with a Ruth Bader Ginsberg lecture streaming from her phone? Yes. That would be great. But it’s not going to happen. He says he loves the picture she painted though, and Molly says, but it’s not a realistic picture. Not for saints who aren’t her sister. That would make Kristina miserable, which wouldn’t be good for the baby either. He says, it wouldn’t be good for the both of them, and she says, it wasn’t Kristina’s fault either. The alcohol was flowing… He says, Kristina was drinking? but she says, no. Of course (🍷) not. Josslyn had been drinking, and after she’d had a couple, she just started going in on Kristina about all the terrible things Sonny has done. (Thank you.) He asks if any of the things Josslyn said are true, and she asks if he talks about his patients. He says, fair enough, but Kristina is an adult now. She should have some idea of who and what Sonny is by now. She says, you would think so, but Kristina is better than most at compartmentalizing. She knows he steps across the line now and then, but the dad she worships isn’t capable of flat-out cruelty. Sonny is not his dad and he’s not her dad. This one is not their problem. This is all Kristina. He says, but it isn’t. Not really. He knows it’s a little late to bring this up now, but from the moment Kristina offered to carry their baby, he dreaded the day they had to deal with Sonny being in their lives.

Drew asks if Sonny opened his arms and let Nina run right in there, but she says she has no idea what he’s talking about. He says, it was so generous of her to sell her half of the hotel to Jason, so he could in turn give it to Carly. Sonny saw that selfless act and rewarded her accordingly… Wait. Did Sonny not know he was supposed to do that? She says she doesn’t know what Sonny knows or what he thinks. He looks at her hand and says, there seems to be something missing. Two things actually, her wedding and engagement rings. (Seriously, does this guy ever work at his own job? Or even any job?) She says she sold the hotel, she signed the divorce papers, she closed the chapter on her life that had anything to do with Sonny. Happy? He says, good for her, and she says, that’s it? He asks if she was expecting something else, and she says she was expecting him to actually leave, but since he’s still here, she assumes he wants to gloat. So let’s hear it. And she’s very busy, so could he please give her his best shot and make it fast, so she can get back to work. He says he’s sorry, but he’s drawing a blank, and she says, if it’s true that misery loves company, then they really are made for each other.

Carly says, Nina’s back where she belongs, behind the desk at Crimson, and Kristina says, that’s so great for Crimson. Nina really did love running the MetroCourt, so she can’t imagine Nina gave it up without a fight. Carly says, no one forced her to sell. Her choice. Kristina says, it’s a lot of money though. How did Carly come up with the… Carly says she’s going to stop Kristina right there. She’s not going to discuss her finances with Kristina. Kristina says she’s sorry. It’s none of her business. Carly says, it’s not, and Kristina says, but her dad bought it back for Carly, right? Carly says, no, and he wasn’t happy that she didn’t want him to help her. In fact, it got pretty heated. Kristina says, that doesn’t sound like him, and Carly says, but it does now. Sonny’s always had a temper, but lately it’s gotten worse. He’s more reactive, more volatile, and honestly, Ava’s a bad influence.

Sonny asks why Jason is here, and Jason says he needs to speak with him. Sonny says, they can talk if it’s about the Corinthos Coffee business, but Jason says, it’s not business. It’s a family matter. Sonny says, the thing is, Jason is now on FBI acid and FBI acid has no connection to his family. Jason asks how connected Sonny is to his family these days.

Trina tells Laura, it’s crazy. She thought she remembered everything, every moment, but since she lost Spencer, it seems like more memories come back every day. Laura says she sees what Trina means. She hopes the good ones outweigh the bad. Trina says, when it comes to Ace, they’re both. She sees so much of Spencer in Ace’s face, and Spencer loved his little brother. But she also knows that she wasn’t as supportive as she should have been. Laura says she thinks that had everything to do with Esme and nothing to do with Ace.

Ava tells Sonny that she was on her way to the gallery, and she thought she’d pop by to see if there was anything she could do for him today. He says he appreciates that, but he’ll be fine. She says, then she’ll see him later tonight, and leaves. Sonny says, if Jason is here to tell him that he bought back Carly’s half of the MetroCourt to sell it to her, he already knows, and he doesn’t give a damn. What he does know is that he can’t trust Jason and Carly anymore. Jason says he knows what Sonny thinks about him, but Sonny has a bigger problem, and Sonny asks, what’s that problem? Jason says, somebody Sonny still cares about.

Kristina tells Carly that she thinks her dad has been a little bit more on edge lately, but that makes perfect sense after everything he just went through with Nina. And it’s her dad. This is what people do, they exaggerate. They take one little thing that he did and completely blow it up out of proportion. She was just at Brook’s shower and Josslyn was trying to tell her that her dad ordered Dex to kill Cyrus Renault when he was in the hospital and helpless. Carly says she and Kristina’s father have been divorced for a while and she doesn’t know what he’s doing, and she doesn’t want to know. But she can tell Kristina, there are certain questions she doesn’t want to ask because she’s not going to like the answers. What Sonny does is his choice and it’s his responsibility, and if she were Kristina, she’d stay out of it. Blaze comes out of the elevator and Kristina goes over to her. Blaze says her day just got a lot better, and Kristina says hers too. They hug, and Blaze says she’s meeting Brook in a few. Why doesn’t Kristina join them? She’d love it. Kristina says she can’t, and Blaze says, maybe they’ll talk later. She hasn’t seen Kristina since she left Brook’s shower to attend Chase’s bachelor party. Kristina says, they have so much to catch up on. She’ll call Blaze this afternoon and they’ll find a time. She just wants to be able to focus and be with Blaze and talk to her about everything in person. Blaze says she can reschedule, but Kristina says, don’t be silly. She gives Blaze a quick kiss and goes to the elevator.

Molly tells TJ, Sonny has lived in Port Charles a long time. He’s got a lot of exes and a lot of kids. It’s probably six degrees of separation between Sonny and everybody in this town, but he isn’t a big presence in all of their lives. Her mom had a baby with him, and he isn’t a big presence in hers. TJ says, but he is in Kristina’s, and she says, and after this baby is born, she can go on being daddy’s girl and they will be here in their home with their child. A child they wouldn’t have if it weren’t for her sister. He says he knows. He’s not trying to sound ungrateful. She says she hopes he doesn’t feel ungrateful or regretful. After Andrea lost their child, she was heartbroken. She thought they would never find another surrogate. And when Kristina stepped up and offered, it was the answer to their prayers. At least it was to hers. He says his too, but they can’t forget her history. She says, and they won’t, but her sister isn’t just their incubator. She’s also a human being, with a job, and friends, and a life. And no matter what she’s done in the past, Kristina would never do anything to endanger their child. That she knows. He says he knows Kristina would never mean to do anything even the slightest bit problematic, but running around defending her dad, that isn’t just emotionally stressful, that could be physically dangerous. Molly says, Kristina and Sonny have always had a special bond. And she thinks when Kristina came here, it was a last-ditch effort for somebody to tell her that Josslyn was wrong and the things she said weren’t true. He says, but Molly couldn’t tell her that, could she? and Molly says she did her best, but she might end up prosecuting the man. He says he hopes it doesn’t come to that, and she says, her too, but it definitely won’t if she’s late to court, because she won’t have a job. She goes to get dressed.

Trina says she knows there was a time that she made Spencer feel like he had to choose between her and Ace, but it was really about Esme. She was so angry at Esme and wanted Esme out of their lives, but that meant distance from Ace. And by pushing Spencer away from Ace, she was really pushing him away from her. Laura says, Spencer was a very astute young man. He knew how difficult that dynamic was, and she’s sure he understood. Trina says she hopes Laura is right, but that got her thinking. It’s a nice day outside and maybe she could take Ace to the park if Laura is okay with that. Laura says she’s very okay with that. (Ace is all over the place and LOUD during their conversation.) Ace loves to go to the park. One thing though, be forewarned. He’s at a phase where everything he finds, he puts in his mouth. Trina says she guesses that builds up the immune system, and Laura says she won’t be sorry to see that phase pass. But is Trina sure she has time to do this? Trina says, definitely. She’s not at the gallery every day and Laura is busy. Laura says, yes, but Trina loves working at the gallery, and she wouldn’t want Trina to give up anything she loves. Trina says she does love it and she loves Ava, but Ava is really good at what she does and doesn’t really need her. Maybe she could talk to Ava about changing her schedule, and if it’s okay with Laura and Ace, maybe they could make this a regular thing. Just something to think about. She takes Ace from Laura, Laura gives her the diaper bag, and Trina leaves with Ace.

Drew says he doesn’t know if he and Nina are made for each other, but he thinks there’s some part of her that speaks to him, and some part of him that speaks to her. She tells him, all the parts of her are saying… please leave. Drew says, really? He can remember about 45 minutes when they were together that wasn’t exactly miserable. She says, that was moment of weakness that will never be repeated in this lifetime. Besides, they already reached the heights of not exactly miserable, what more is there to achieve? Total misery? He says he thinks they’ve both already achieved that, and leaves.

Brook says, with the schedule looking the way it does, she thinks a summer drop for the single is likely, and Blaze says, what about Brook’s wedding? Brook says, it won’t be a conflict. Once the single drops online, they’ll decide on a venue, and they’ll showcase it. She has lots of ideas, but let her know what she’s thinking, okay? Blaze says, will do, and Brook says, they’ll invite VIP and make a real splash. They’ll do it here. Blaze says, not in the city? and Brook says, no. Her single is going to be great, and everyone who’s anyone is going to go wherever they have to. Everyone goes to the city. Doing it in Port Charles is going to make it more exclusive. More insider-y. Blaze says she loves it. She’s in. Brook doesn’t have to prove herself as a manager to her. Blaze already has total faith in Brook. Brook thanks her and says, but that’s how she justifies the faith, by working hard. Blaze says, okay, but she saw Brook at her shower. She was loving every part of the bride-to-be experience. Doesn’t she want to embrace it? Brook says she is, and Blaze says, Brook is also taking care of her. She doesn’t want Brook to miss out on anything because Brook is having to deal with her stuff. Brook says, stuff? She means career? Blaze says, if they push for a few weeks, her career will survive. It’s not like she doesn’t have enough on her plate with all the Deception photo shoots. Brook says, it’s very sweet of Blaze to consider her personal schedule. But she can’t help but wonder if it’s less about her wedding and more about what’s going on between Blaze and her mom.

Kristina says she hopes it’s okay that she dropped in, and Nina says, absolutely. She’s welcome anytime. Kristina says she ran into Carly at the restaurant upstairs, her staff was welcoming her back, and Nina says, yes, the once and future co-owner. Kristina says she’s surprised Nina sold. She thought Nina enjoyed owning part of the MetroCourt. Nina says she did, but people change. Their priorities change. Kristina says, and Nina’s is getting her dad back, and Nina tells her, when she said she’d do anything to get back with Kristina’s dad, she meant it. Jason offered to buy her half of the hotel and she was led to believe that Sonny would approve if she sold it. It turns out the opposite was true. Kristina asks, what happened? and Nina says she miscalculated in the most damaging way possible. Kristina says, that doesn’t sound like Nina, and Nina says, they all have their blind spots, don’t they? And Ava Jerome was hers.

Laura walks into the gallery, and Ava says she wants Laura’s opinion. She just uncrated this one. What does she think? Laura says she’s no expert, but she likes it. (It’s seagulls against the sky and I wonder what they do with the art when they’re done, since I also like it.) Ava says she’s taking a bit of a risk on this artist, but she really thinks they’re going to hit and make it big. Laura asks if Trina agrees, and Ava says she’ll ask her. Trina has an excellent eye, even when she’s not herself. Laura says, she’s still grieving Spencer. Laura does too, every time she looks at Ace.

Jason says, Josslyn is convinced Sonny intends to eliminate her ex-boyfriend Dex, and Sonny says, she’s convinced of a lot of things and most of the time, she’s wrong. Jason asks if she’s wrong about this, and Sonny says, Carly and Michael have done everything to make him look bad in her eyes. He guesses they got what they wanted. Jason says, what about Kristina? and Sonny says, what about Kristina? She’s pregnant. She’s carrying Molly and TJ’s baby. He doesn’t want her upset. Jason says, it might be too late for that. Josslyn told Kristina that after Sonny beat Cyrus nearly to death, that he ordered Dex to finish the job.

Sonny says, Josslyn is just like her mother. She and Carly should stay out of things they don’t understand. Jason says, if anything happens to Dex, Josslyn’s going to blame Sonny and so is Kristina. Sonny asks what Jason wants him to do, and Jason says, just be the man Kristina thinks he is. Just leave the kid alone. Sonny says, the kid is a vet. He knows a lot of things. He’s a liability. Jason says, if he becomes a cop. Josslyn told him… Sonny says, Jason has been inside. He knows what the stakes are. Jason says, if Dex didn’t give up anything yet, the odds are he’s not going to, but Sonny says he can’t take that chance. Jason says, Sonny has to think about this. If anything happens to Dex, Joss, Carly, and Michael know he’s going to be behind it and so will Kristina. What is that going to do to Kristina? Is that what he wants?

Kristina says she doesn’t get it. She thought Ava was Nina’s best friend. Nina says she did too. It turns out, Ava is just really good at impersonating a best friend. She let herself forget something she learned about Ava a long time ago. That when Ava Jerome wants something, she doesn’t let a simple thing like friendship stand in her way. Ava wants what she has… had. Kristina says, her dad, and Nina says, now that the ink is dry on the divorce papers, Ava is exactly where she wants to be, down the hall in Sonny’s guest room. That’s when she’s not busy running interference and keeping everyone else away. Kristina says, her dad’s not going to fall for that, but Nina asks if she’s sure about that, because she’s got the divorce papers and Nina’s got the room at the penthouse. And Ava was the one who floated the idea that Nina should turn Carly and Drew in to the SEC. She takes responsibility. She did make the call, but she had help getting there. Ava’s been playing the long game beautifully, and she fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

Ava wonders how Laura couldn’t see Spencer and Nikolas every time she looks at Ace. He’s such a cute baby though. Hopefully, that eases a little bit of the pain. Laura says, it definitely does. Having Ace makes it a lot easier. She thinks that’s why Trina landed on her doorstep today. Trina wanted to take Ace to the park, and of course (🍷) she said yes. And if that went well, she wanted to take care of him on an ongoing basis. Ava says, Spencer is gone, and Trina wanted to spend time with his baby brother, like a last link to the boy she loved? Laura says, yeah. It crossed her mind too. Ava’s seen a lot more of Trina than she has. How does she seem to Ava? Ava says, she’s up and down. Although she hasn’t seen Trina too much lately; they’ve been on different schedules. She’s sure Laura has heard the gossip. Laura says she can’t say that she has. Gossip about what? Ava says, some very small-minded people are trying to make something tawdry about her living with Sonny. And really all Sonny is doing is opening his home to keep her and Avery safe. She knows she’s getting off-track here. They’re talking about Trina. She knows there are several stages to grief, but eventually, you have to start living your life again. She’s just not sure that’s what Trina is doing. Is it possible that spending time with Ace is her way of clinging to the past?

Trina blows some bubbles for Ace in the park, when TJ comes along. She asks how he is, and he says, good. He’s on his way to work, so he’s not going to complain about it yet. She says she doesn’t think he’s had the good fortune of meeting Mr. Ace Cassadine yet. Ace, this is Dr. Ashford. Ace couldn’t care less, and TJ says, Spencer’s little brother. She says, yeah, and he tells Ace, a pleasure to meet you. Trina says she and Ace were getting some air and the mayor is getting a well-needed break. He says, whatever she’s doing, she’s smiling a lot, and it’s nice to see. He believes Ace is the reason for that.

Carly tells the bartender that they need to put up the new bottles that just came in before the dinner rush, when Drew approaches the bar. He says, so the rumors are true. Carly Spencer’s back in the hotel business. Carly says, she is indeed, and he says, it looks like she hit the ground running. She says she may or may not have made a list of things she wanted to change if she ever got the MetroCourt back, and he says, it’s really good to see her back at the helm. He only wishes he could have been the one to make it happen for her. She says, he was always so generous, it didn’t feel right accepting, and he says he’s assuming she got a better offer from Jason.

Carly says she found out Jason bought the MetroCourt when he handed her the signed paperwork, and Drew says, good for him. And good for her for accepting it. He knows how much this place means to her. The only thing that really matters is that she has it back, right? He’s happy for her. She thanks him and says she’s happy for her too.

Brook says, Blaze’s mother is an excellent business manager, but Brook just doesn’t understand what she’s thinking when it comes to Blaze’s personal life. Blaze tells Brook that her mother says she doesn’t want anything to distract her fans from her music, and Brook says, but the relationship between fans and artists has changed. Social media has created an entry into artist’s lives. And it’s made fans feel more connected and invested and even more loyal. It’s a good thing. Blaze tells Brook that her mom hasn’t come right out and said it, but she thinks her mom is really afraid that her fans will see her being gay as a negative. Brook says, no offense, but what year does she think it is? and Blaze says, it’s hard to know sometimes. Brook says, Blaze’s fans love her and this is the music industry. She’s hardly the only gay artist out there. Blaze says her mom just doesn’t want to risk losing any fan support, and Brook says, being honest about who you are is just as likely to expand your audience. She’s sorry. She got all wound up. She’s just going to say one more thing, then Blaze can tell her to shut up. Blaze says, is she kidding? She loves wound up Brook Lynn. Brook says, fanbase and potential ticket sales aside, doesn’t Blaze think that being truthful about who she is will only make her life, and Kristina’s, better?

Kristina says, every time she’s been at her dad’s place, Ava is there, and Nina says, let her guess. She’s talking about Avery. She’s playing that mom card hard. Kristina says, actually, Avery hasn’t even been there. Does Nina know that her dad is drinking again? Nina says she knows, and she hates it. Kristina says she doesn’t think he has problem, but Nina made it clear that mixing alcohol with his meds is a bad idea, and Nina says, it is. Kristina says, but he’s still taking his meds, and Nina says, that’s good. Kristina says, he’s just taking it with a shot of whiskey now, and Nina says, maybe Sonny forgets the risks when Ava is pouring.

Laura tells Ava that she knows people grieve on their own timetable and in their way, and she thinks, this is just Trina. Ava says, maybe she should be ashamed to admit it, but when she and Nikolas parted ways, she didn’t even turn around to wave. Laura says she still feels the loss, but then again, she’s his mother, not the woman he cheated on, among other things. Ava says, among many, many other things, yeah, and Laura says she’s curious. Has Ava spoken to him at all? Ava says she declines if he calls from Pentenville. Has Laura been in touch with him? Laura says, a little bit. They transferred him out of state. Ava says she’s sorry. She knows that will make visitation difficult. Laura says, yeah. And she knows he did horrible things, but he’ll always be her son. Ava says, of course (🍷). She completely understands. Laura says, and as far as Trina goes, she thinks they just have to let her find her way through this thing and be there to support her. Ava says she’s fortunate that Trina seems to find solace in work. Her extra hours here have been a huge help, since Sonny and Avery need her at home. Laura says she thought Ava wasn’t staying… Wait a minute. Does Ava call Sonny’s place home now?

Sonny tells Jason, stay away from my family. Stay away from my business. Jason says, if Sonny has Dex killed, he’s not just going to be facing federal charges. He’ll lose everything. He could lose Kristina. Or he’s going to have to lie to her. And Sonny doesn’t like being lied to. Is he prepared to do that if Dex dies and Kristina looks him in the face and goes, dad, did you kill Dex? What is he going to say? Sonny says, who is Jason to judge him? Like Jason hasn’t done what he’s done. He loves Kristina and he loves his kids. He’ll protect them. What about Jason? He disappeared on his sons. He abandoned them for more than two years. Jason has no right to tell him what to do.

Ava tells Laura that Avery thinks of Sonny’s place as home and she’s glad about that. She would hate for Avery to feel like a guest at her dad’s, right? And of course (🍷) Sonny wants her to feel at home there too. Laura says she gets it. She understands. Ava says, and for obvious reasons, they feel very safe and secure there. She didn’t realize how much she missed that feeling, since Esme broke into Windymere. Laura says she doesn’t think Esme is going to be a danger to anyone anymore, and Ava says, no, but there were other incidents, some having to do with Sonny’s business, and he insisted she and Avery stay with him. Laura says she’s glad he’s being careful and it’s nice for Avery to be near her dad, but what about Ava? What does she want?

Trina says, this little guy makes everyone smile, and TJ asks if it’s him, or is he growing really fast? Trina says, he’s definitely a big guy. No question. He says, it makes him wonder about his own baby, and she asks when Kristina is due. He says, August. It can’t get here soon enough. She asks if he’s a nervous father-to-be, and he says he would be under any circumstance, but Kristina has a way of making problems of her own. He’s grateful to her, but her family… Trina says, don’t stress. Follow this guy – she indicates Ace – stay in the moment and focus on the here and now. TJ tells Ace that Trina thinks he’s achieved Zen, so can he please tell TJ how? Ace plays with some toys, and Trina says, Ace is showing him.

Blaze tells Brook that she doesn’t know if being out would make things easier for her and Kristina. Their relationship is still very new, and she wants to protect it, at least for a little while. Brook says she doesn’t blame her, and Blaze says, so maybe in a year… Brook says, a year, five years, never. It’s Blaze’s call, not hers and no one else’s. She just wanted to give Blaze a perspective that wasn’t coming from her mom. Blaze says she appreciates that, but she thinks that for now, she and Kristina are happy with the way things are.

Carly thanks Drew for understanding. When they were together, they couldn’t get things quite right, but they sure did try. He says, they sure did. It cost them though, didn’t it? Assets, money, careers… She says, his freedom, and he says, but now they get a reset, so back to normal. Kind of a new old normal, he guesses. She says, things are back the way they’re supposed to be, and he says, almost, and leaves.

Nina tells Kristina that she’s sorry, but Sonny’s not her problem anymore. The divorce is a done deal. If Ava wants him, she can have him. Kristina says, not if she has anything to do with it, and heads for the door. Nina says, wait. Be careful. Kristina asks what she means, and Nina says, Ava hasn’t survived this long by playing by the rules, and she’s really good at making sure no one sees it when she breaks them. Kristina says, her dad is in a very vulnerable place right now because of his break-up with Nina and because he’s estranged from Carly and Michael. He used to really rely on them and now, for whatever reason, he can’t. Ava is living there. She’s Avery’s mom. Her dad is letting his guard down at a time when he really shouldn’t be. He knows what Ava’s capable of, her whole family does. Maybe Ava looks at them and she thinks they’ve forgotten about Morgan and about Connie Falconari, but they haven’t.

Sonny says, before Jason lectures him on what to do about Kristina, try being a father to Jake and Danny. Jason says, too many people know Dex worked for Sonny. Any move he makes against Dex is going to incriminate him, so please for his own sake and for everybody else’s sake, just leave Dex alone. Sonny rubs his forehead and says, or what? Jason says, or he’ll have to stop Sonny, and Sonny says, he’ll die trying. He opens the door and Jason leaves. Sonny slams the door shut, then leans against it, letting out a long breath.

Tomorrow, Carly asks if Sasha would be interested in working at the MetroCourt; Tracy asks what’s more important to Gregory, his pride or his granddaughter’s well-being; and Laura asks Sonny, what makes him think the city would be interested in that?

👃🏽 Smelled This Coming…

I’m not surprised. Usually when the young’uns leave, whether for school or other endeavors, they move on. Hopefully, someone will teach him to dial it back a little.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/nicholas-chavez-reportedly-not-returning-to-general-hospital

👯‍♀️ Zoom On In…

This sounds like fun – and you can bring your pet! Sadly, I’m sure the tickets are gone by now, but you never know.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/ghs-brenda-and-lois-together-again

🤽‍♀️ Run Away…

At this point, watching Carl and Lindsay’s relationship unravel is like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. This week, Carl’s pastor stepfather advised him not to get married using hypotheticals. For sure the beginning of the end. Or maybe middle, since it hasn’t gone well from the jump. The absolute worst thing though, was Gabby bawling her eyes out over Danielle out-flirting her with some guy who made balloon animals or something. Then Danielle basically told her that she had no game. It was something you wail about when you’re a teenager, not in your 30s. And girl, there will be other balloon animal guys.

And these people. Why? Why do you want to embarrass yourselves? The one redeeming factor is long haired dachshund Milo. I think they should give him his own show.

🍑 Bye Felicias…

Freedom for her.

👠 Hide Your Solo Cups…

I’m not sure if I can stomach these Jersey girls again. I also think Melissa and I have different ideas of what a plot twist is.

More screaming than ever this season! As Jenn Fessler wisely dips out.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/rhonj-season-14-spoilers-cast-photos

Side dishes.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/jennifer-aydin-defends-teresa-giudice-louie-ruelas

🛟 Secrets Of the Sea…

Now I need to go back and see how demanding the guests were who got a free ride.

🐶 This Dog…

She reminds me of Jim on Mike & Molly. I’m trying to teach my rescue chihuahua to jump through a hula hoop. If he ever gets over being afraid of it, Hollywood, here we come!

https://people.com/tiny-dog-found-wandering-around-l-a-becomes-a-sitcom-superstar-8639055

😾 Turn That Frown Sideways…

Join me tomorrow for soap, frivolous news, and perhaps something enlightening as well. Until then, stay safe, stay shrugging off rudeness on the road, and stay in the moment and focus on the here and now.

Warning: Explicit Lyrics

November 28, 2023 – The News About Austin Travels, Goodbye, Her Return, All Grown Up, Celebrations, Mary’s World, Salty Channel, Two Cents, All Better, Special, That Tree & 45th

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Portia asks if Elizabeth has heard from Austin. He was supposed to be in at 10 am and they haven’t heard from him yet. He’s never been late like this. Elizabeth says, no one has heard from him. She left him a voicemail and she texted him a few times. Still nothing. Portia says, could be a flat tire, a broken phone… Can she keep trying? Elizabeth says she will, and Finn approaches Portia. He asks her to sign off on the treatment he’s prescribing for a new patient.

There’s a knock at Sam’s door and she opens it to Sonny, who says, hi, neighbor. She says she can’t get used to calling him that, and he says he likes living down the hall from his son and grandson. Is Dante around? She says, of course (🍷), and invites him in. He asks how her Thanksgiving was, and she says, it was different. Dante took the boys to a football game. He says he saw Scout at Carly’s; she was with her dad. Sam was at Alexis’s? Sam says, her, Kristina, Molly, and assorted others. Where was he? He says he and Nina had a quiet Thanksgiving at the MetroCourt, and she asks if he missed cooking. He says, yeah, but next year he’s going to do it right. He’s having a Thanksgiving feast with his kids and their kids and whoever wants to show up. She can come. She can mark it on her calendar. Dante says, he can count on that. What brings him by? Sonny says, a matter of concern.

On the phone at the hospital, Molly says she has to reschedule the 4 o’clock meeting. She needs to free up some time this afternoon. TJ comes by, and she says she managed to get a postponement on the Hamlin case. He says, she came all the way to the hospital to tell him that? but she says, no. She came to tell him that they have an appointment to find a new surrogate.

Alexis meets Laura at the PC Grill, and the maître d’ seats them. Cyrus takes notice of Laura being there.

Finn tells Portia, pretty standard diagnosis and treatment. Nothing out of the ordinary. She says she agrees with his assessment. As soon as she gets back to the office, she’ll log on and okay the treatment. He thanks her and leaves. She tells Elizabeth, that was tough, and Elizabeth says, he’s a leader in his field. It’s ridiculous that he has to have supervision to treat his patients. Portia says, just a reminder, she’s not the enemy here. Finn isn’t the only one being sued for malpractice and wrongful death. The hospital is also listed as a defendant on the suit. She has no choice. She’s just following procedure. Elizabeth apologizes and says she’s sorry if she made it seem like it was all Portia’s doing. She knows it’s not. It’s just that this whole situation is very frustrating. Portia says she knows, when her phone dings. She asks if Elizabeth can try Austin again. In the meantime, they’ll have to give his patients to other doctors. She leaves, and Elizabeth picks up the phone.

Sam tells Dante that she and Scout are running late, so he can fill her in on this matter of concern when she gets back. She calls to Scout, who comes down the stairs and asks Sonny, guess where she’s going today? Sonny says, the museum, but she says, nope. She’s meeting daddy at the MetroCourt and she’s going to interview him about his job for a report for school. Sonny says, wow. That’s a big girl assignment. Maybe when she’s finished with the report, she can show it to him. Scout says, okay, and she and Sam leave. Dante asks, what’s this matter of concern? and Sonny says, it’s about the man who tried to kill Avery’s mother.

Alexis says she’s always glad to see Laura, but she’s curious. Is this a social meeting or is this about business? Laura says, actually, it’s family related. She wanted to check in with Alexis and see how Esme is doing at her job and whether or not Alexis was still happy with her work. Alexis says, actually, she is. She’s proven to be competent, organized, and efficient. She works well with the other departments and manages to stay 10 steps ahead of Alexis, which is not easy. She even asked for a raise, and Alexis gave it to her because she earned it. Laura says she’s so happy to hear this. Esme is about to move out on her own and Laura is about to sign the lease tomorrow, but she just wanted to know Esme was going to be employed in the near future. Alexis says, unless something changes, she doesn’t see why not. She’s wondering about Spencer though. He’s so attached to Ace, she’s worried about how he’ll handle Esme and Ace leaving. Laura says, so is she.

Molly tells TJ that the matching professional called her this morning. She asked how they were doing after Andrea’s miscarriage. She informed Molly that Andrea doesn’t want to try again, which she explained she already knew, but then she asked if they wanted to move forward with a new surrogate. The other women they interviewed were both successfully matched with other couples, but the matching professional had some other candidates she felt might work well for them. He says, so Molly told her yes when the matching professional asked if they wanted to try again without asking him.

Elizabeth goes to Finn’s office, and he says he just wants to finish this email reminding Portia to sign off on the treatment he’s recommending. It’s a good thing it’s not an emergency, or his patient would be dead by the time he finished all this paperwork. He finishes and says, okay. What can he do for her? She says she wants him to close his eyes and take a breath, and he asks if she thinks this is really a good time for yoga. She tells him that it’s a breathing exercise, and takes his hands. She says, close your eyes, and he does. She wants him to breathe in for a count of four, hold it for two, and breathe out for five. He asks if she’s going to keep track, and she says she’ll count for him. Ready? Breathe in, 2…3…4. Hold, 1…2. Out, 2…3…4…5. One more time. She repeats the exercise, and he says he’s not complaining at all, but what’s that supposed to accomplish? She says, it’s supposed to push all that anger and frustration out of his head and clear everything out, so he can actually hear her when she tells him this. He did nothing wrong.

Sam and Scout meet Drew at the MetroCourt, and he says he’s so excited to tell Scout about what he does at work. It’s going to be fun. He shows her a picture of her swimming plaque on his phone and says he looks at it every day. She asks if he likes it, and he says he loves it. She says her teacher said she should record the interview, so she doesn’t forget when she writes her report. She asks if that’s okay with him, and he says, of course (🍷) it’s okay. He gives her permission to record their conversation. She can asks him anything she wants. She says she’s ready to start, and he says, ask away. She says, what is the name of the company he works for? and he says, it’s Aurora Media. He works there, but he also owns it. Scout says, for how long? and he says, for six years. He and her mom bought another man’s business and then they renamed it Aurora. Scout asks why he made this company, and he says he and her mom wanted to build something for her. They wanted to have a company Scout would be really proud of and would maybe work at someday if she wanted to.

Dante says, Sonny knows he can’t discuss an active investigation, but Sonny says he’s not asking for anything privileged. Can Dante at least tell him how long before Mason Gatlin is transferred to Pentenville? Dante says he guesses when the doctors clear him, and Sonny asks when that’s going to be. Dante says, could be any day, and Sonny says he’s assuming the DA is going to make him some kind of plea deal. Dante says he doesn’t know what Robert’s plans are with this case. Why is Sonny so curious? Sonny says he doesn’t want Scorpio to let Mason off so easy. If it were up to him, Mason would be in prison for life; throw away the key. Dante says he agrees, but the theory is, Mason was working for somebody. He didn’t order Ava’s kidnapping. They’re pushing him to get the name of his boss. Sonny says, don’t waste his time. He can tell Dante right now who’s responsible for Ava’s kidnapping.

Laura tells Alexis that because Nikolas disappeared the way he did, Spencer took on a role in Ace’s life that was more like a father than a brother. So naturally, he’d want Ace to continue to live in the same house. Alexis says, obviously, he reconsidered, and Laura says, he absolutely did. He’s still very sad about it, but he’s not angry about it anymore. He’s not even fighting it. Alexis says she’s sure it had something to do with Trina, and Laura says, yes. She’s heard Trina’s a very good influence on him. Alexis says, that’s not an easy feat. She knows her family and how stubborn they can be… fatally when they actually make up their mind. And Spencer gave every indication that he was heading down that path. Laura says she actually gives Spencer a lot of credit here. She thinks he’s matured an awful lot. In part because of the role he’s played in Ace’s life. He had to put somebody else’s needs ahead of his own, so that’s made him more thoughtful and a little less impulsive. But to be honest, there aren’t many men his age who would take interest in a newborn baby brother. Alexis says, good for Spencer, and Laura says, good for him. He’s no longer the grandchild she’s most worried about. Alexis says she assumes Laura is referring to Charlotte, and Laura nods.

Molly tells TJ that she didn’t commit to another surrogate, just to entertaining more candidates. The matching professional is going to meet them at the Port Charles Grill this afternoon for a preliminary discussion. He asks why she didn’t tell him, and she says she just had the conversation this morning and she is telling him right now. He says, this is happening too fast for him. He’s still processing the loss of their baby Andrea was carrying. It wasn’t just a hypothetical; it was real. They had hopes for it. They had dreams for it. They were only a few weeks off from knowing if they were going to have a son or a daughter, and he didn’t even realize how emotionally invested he’d become, and he doesn’t know when he’s going to be up for making that kind of emotional investment again. He just knows he’s not ready now. His phone beeps and he says he has to go. He’ll see her tonight. He leaves and she flashes back to Alexis telling her that she’s here for them, whatever they need.

Finn says he wants to believe he did nothing wrong, and Elizabeth says, he didn’t. He says he keeps going over it in his head. Is there anything he missed? Was there some little thing that could have saved Muldoon’s life? She says, what’s the first hardest lesson any doctor has to learn? and he says, we’re not God. She says, right, and it’s not just doctors who think that. Sometimes it’s the patients too. They want to believe, they need to believe, doctors have all the answers, that there’s a medicine or treatment out there that’s going to give them their life back. But they both know medicine doesn’t work like that. You run tests, you make a diagnosis, prescribe treatment, and you hope it’s the right one. Between what Mr. Muldoon told him and the tests Finn ran, he provided the best treatment possible. She knows that and she’s going to keep reminding him until he knows that too. He says he wouldn’t dream of arguing with her, when there’s a knock at the door. Finn opens it, and a woman tells him that she’s DeeDee Clark. She’s representing General Hospital in the Muldoon malpractice lawsuit.

Scout says, last question. What is Drew’s favorite part of his job? Drew says, nobody’s ever asked him that before. That’s a very good question. He thinks his favorite part of the job is knowing Aurora entertains people as well as informs them. And also that Aurora is a really great place to work. People have good jobs with good benefits and are treated with respect. Scout says, thank you for your time, Mr. Cain, and he says, you’re welcome, Miss Cain. All this interviewing made him thirsty. What if they ask the waitress for some drinks? How about three ginger ales? Scout says she’ll go get them, and leaves. Drew asks if Sam thought he was too preachy, and she says she thinks Scout asked him some honest questions and he gave her some honest answers. He says, she took it so seriously. Maybe she has a future in journalism. Sam says, she could have gotten it from Alexis, and Scout comes back. She tells them, the drinks are coming, and Drew says, in the meantime, he has some big news for Scout.

Dr. Navarro sees Molly and says, this is a nice surprise. Molly says, it’s good to see her, and the doctor says she was told Molly’s surrogate suffered a miscarriage. She’s so sorry. Molly says, of course (🍷) they’re disappointed, and Dr. Navarro says she didn’t mean to upset Molly, but she should know miscarriages are always a risk in the first trimester. Does she think she and TJ will try again?

Finn invites Clark in and introduces Elizabeth, saying, she was recently named head nurse at General Hospital. Clark says, nice to meet her and congratulations on her promotion. Elizabeth thanks her, and Clark says, since Elizabeth is already here, did she have any involvement or interaction with Mr. Muldoon? Elizabeth says she’s sure she was here when he was a patient, but she doesn’t recall having any personal interaction with him. Clark says her team will be doing a comprehensive records check. So if it turns out Elizabeth had any involvement with Mr. Muldoon, they may need to interview her in the future. But right now, she’s here to speak to Dr. Finn. Elizabeth says, understood, and tells Finn that she’ll talk to him later. She leaves, and Finn asks Clark to have a seat. He says, before they begin, he’s been advised to retain his own separate counsel, and she says, as he should. His attorney will focus on his defense. She represents the hospital, but his actions with regard to diagnosis and treatment of Mr. Muldoon will directly affect her defense. That’s why she’s here. And she apologizes in advance if any of her questions seem intrusive, but the key to defending a malpractice suit is having all the information, so that there are no surprises in the courtroom.

Laura says she also wanted to thank Alexis for the discretion The Invader showed in reporting the shooting. Alexis gave all the facts and managed to leave out Anna and Charlotte’s names. Alexis says, first of all, Charlotte, the victim, is a minor, so she’s protected. And Anna has been so unfairly treated by The Sun, she just wanted to protect Anna’s privacy. Laura says she’s so grateful Alexis made that call. When she was elected, she had to learn how to deal with the media scrutiny. She thinks she’s developed a tougher shell, then reads one of these opinion articles about herself, and it’s just absolutely brutal sometimes. Cyrus brings out a tray of glasses, and Laura says, she’d never want Charlotte to be exposed to anything like that, and it’s the last thing that Anna needs. Just having to live with the fact that she knows she shot a child. Laura can’t imagine the guilt she must be feeling. (I can’t imagine talking about this with Cyrus within earshot, especially when Laura just got done saying how great it was names were left out. Erg. And I have no doubt he’s listening.) Alexis says, in truth, if the circumstances were different, she would have had a searing op ed written about gun violence. If someone as trained and skilled as Anna Devane could shoot an innocent person by accident, what better argument is there against carrying guns? (How about the argument against rooting around someone else’s apartment in the dark?) Cyrus drops the tray of glasses, and they shatter. He glances at Laura before bending down to pick up the pieces.

TJ says he can take some of Austin’s patients, and Portia says, that would be perfect. She also called Dr. Park. He should be here soon. Elizabeth says she called Austin again. Still no answer. She left a message. Portia asks, what about the texts? but Elizabeth says she got nothing. Portia asks if they checked when he was last on duty, and Elizabeth says she did. It was two days before Thanksgiving. He had the holiday off and he was due back this morning. Portia says, still, it could be anything. He could have car trouble, or his phone could be dead. Elizabeth asks if Portia wants her to go to his apartment and check on him, and Portia says she doesn’t want to ask Elizabeth to do that, but Elizabeth says she’s volunteering, and leaves.

Dante says, Mason Gatlin is working for Cyrus Renault? and Sonny says, that’s right. Dante asks how long he’s known, and Sonny says, since the day Cyrus was released from Pentenville. Does he remember Avery’s temporary nanny, Betty? Dante says, yeah. He was wondering why Sonny moved on from Pilar. Sonny says, because he knew Betty was a plant. Mason used her to spy on him, so he got Brick to dummy up the computer and put in false information. She stole the information, took it to Austin, and Austin delivered it to Cyrus at Pentenville. Dante says, hold on. Austin Gatlin-Holt was in on this too? Sonny says, it looks like Austin and his cousin Mason have been working for Cyrus all along, and Dante says, dammit. He takes Austin’s card out of his wallet and calls. A man answers, and Dante asks who he’s speaking to. The man asks who he’s speaking to, and Dante says he asked first, but Detective Falconari from the Port Charles Police Department. The man says, nice to meet you, detective. Paul Brisco with the Pautuck PD. Why is he calling? Dante says he’s trying to get ahold of Dr. Austin Gatlin-Holt. He’s on staff here at General Hospital in Port Charles. Brisco says he’s sorry to inform Dante, Austin Gatlin-Holt is dead. (Boo! Hiss!)

Clark asks how Mr. Muldoon became Finn’s patient, and Finn says his daughter Violet and Mr. Muldoon’s daughter are in the same class at school. They were at a parent gathering, and Mr. Muldoon mentioned he traveled abroad for business, and he was feeling under the weather and he may have contracted something along the lines of a tapeworm. He recommended Mr. Muldoon come in and make an appointment with him here at General Hospital, and he agreed. Clark asks if he came to see Finn, and Finn says, he did. She asks, how soon after his initial conversation with Mr. Muldoon did Finn examine him?

Scout says she’s glad Drew’s office is here so they can come to the restaurant. Should she put that in her report? He says, it’s her report. She gets to decide what she puts in there. It’s good training in case she decides to become a journalist. She gets to decide what to put in her story and what she doesn’t. Sam says, if their daughter isn’t going to ask him about his good news, she will. What’s going on? He says he closed a deal with Steve Harris, and she asks if she should be familiar with that name. Drew says, he works in venture capital. He has a daughter a little bit older than Scout who attends Westwood Academy. Sam says, that’s that fancy private school, and he says, yeah. Steve’s on the board, and he told Steve about Scout and convinced him to open a spot for her, so Scout can go to Westwood too.

Molly tells Dr. Navarro that she always knew miscarriage was a possibility, but she wasn’t prepared emotionally. The doctor says, no one ever is. What are her thoughts about moving forward? Molly says, Andrea, their surrogate, made it very clear that she does not want to try again. So if they decide to move forward, they’ll have to start from scratch. Dr. Navarro says she knows it will set them back a few more months, but she’s sure Molly and TJ will find a suitable candidate. Molly says, honestly, she’s not sure they can go through this again, and the doctor says, it’s very understandable. It’s a decision only Molly and TJ can make, but while miscarriages are not uncommon, many, many surrogacies have been successful. There are lots of parents in the world, lots of people in the world, who prove that surrogacy can work. She wishes Molly and TJ the best, whatever path they choose going forward, and she leaves.

Dante thanks Brisco for the update, and Sonny says, sounded serious. Dante says, it was, but he can tell Sonny about it, because he’ll hear about it soon enough. Austin Gatlin-Holt is dead. Sonny asks if he knows how it happened, and Dante says, he was shot to death in a house in Pautuck. Does Sonny know anything about it? Sonny asks why he would know about it. He doesn’t know anyone in Pautuck. Dante says, unless Sonny arranged for it to happen, and Sonny says, Dante has known him long enough. Dante knows how he works. If he’s going to arrange for Austin to be dead, they’re not going to find his body because it will be in the Pine Barrons. And the last thing he’s going to do is come here and talk to his son the detective. Dante has to give him a little more credit than that. Dante says he’s relieved Sonny didn’t do it, but now he has to find out who did. Sonny says, no, he doesn’t.

Cyrus cleans up the glass, and the maître d’ says, if the tray is too heavy, than make two trips. Cyrus says, got it, and the wicked stepmother maître d’ says, the cost of the broken glass will come out of your paycheck. Now finish the clean-up. (Geez. A little tough on him for a place that’s supposed to be sympathetic to ex-cons.) Cyrus says, yes, sir, and Alexis tells Laura, either he doesn’t know who his new dishwasher is, or that maître d’ has a death wish.

Sam says she and Drew never discussed Scout going to a private school, and Drew says, it’s a great opportunity. Sam says she knows. Kristina went to Westwood. She remembers her mom having to do backflips to get her in. Not to mention, Sonny had to give a talk with them to get her accepted. It’s really expensive, but he could afford it. Drew says, so can he, and she says she believes the acceptance rate is 7% or something, and there’s an epic waiting list. Is Scout just going to jump to the front of the line? He says, there’s a big waiting list because it’s a great school. And it turns out there’s a student in Scout’s class that had to leave, so Scout can just slide right in there and start right after Christmas break. What does Scout say? It’s an amazing school. It’s all girls and they have one of the best swim teams in the state. She’s going to be able to study so many more subjects than she did at public school, and as she gets a bit older, they even have a study abroad program. Looking less than thrilled, Scout asks if he wants her to go there, and he says, all he’s ever wanted for her is the best life possible. Westwood is a great step up. He thinks she’s going to love it. What does she say? Scout says, okay, daddy, and I want to smack Drew. Probably Sam does too.

Dante tells Sonny, Austin lived and worked in Port Charles. It’s his duty to investigate, but Sonny says, Dante just told him that Austin was shot in Pautuck, the same place where Dante shot his cousin Mason. Dante says, it was in the line of duty, and Sonny asks if it isn’t going to be a conflict of interest for him to investigate Austin’s death. Shouldn’t that fall on the cops in Pautuck? Dante says, if he was running lead investigator, it would be a conflict of interest, but it’s not because Austin was murdered in Pautuck, so the Pautuck PD will run lead. But because, like he said, Austin lived and worked in Port Charles, he and the PCPD have to share information. Sonny could save them a lot of time and effort if he’d tell Dante who he suspects. Sonny says, it’s the same person Dante suspected all along – Cyrus Renault. He tells Dante that he has to go, and leaves.

Cyrus finishes sweeping up the glass, and Alexis tells Laura that she’s surprised an upscale place like the Port Charles Grill would hire an ex-con like Cyrus. Laura says, maybe the manager here believes in second chances, and Alexis asks if she thinks he can be reformed. Laura says she just had this conversation with her other brother Martin, and she’ll tell Alexis what she told him. It is entirely possible Cyrus hasn’t changed a bit and this turn toward God is just a big act, but she believes in second chances. So until Cyrus has proven himself to be a threat, she’s going to stand by her own principles and say her brother deserves a second chance, just like everybody else. Alexis thanks Laura for lunch, and they leave. Cyrus watches them go down the block from inside the restaurant.

TJ tells Portia that he checked on Austin’s patients and they’re all doing fine. They shouldn’t need to be checked on until he makes his rounds. Portia thanks him, and tells him that she hates to say this, but she may have to ask him to stay late to cover. He says, actually, the timing couldn’t be better, and she asks what that means. He says he and Molly had a difference of opinion on whether they should look for a new surrogate, and it’s not a conversation he wants to have right now. So if he can bury himself in work instead… bring it on. Elizabeth comes back and says she really needs to talk to Portia. TJ says, not a problem. He’s got more patients to see. He leaves, and Elizabeth tells Portia that she went to Austin’s apartment. No one was there, but there was food delivery sitting outside his door. She looked at the receipt and it had been delivered on Thanksgiving Day. Clearly, he never brought it inside. Portia says, now she’s starting to get concerned, and Elizabeth says she found the super and explained the situation. He let her in. No sign of him. In fact, it looked like Austin hadn’t been there since before Thanksgiving. Portia says, what? and Elizabeth asks if Portia is thinking what she’s thinking. Should they call the police?

On the phone walking to the elevator, Drew tells Steve that he has an update on his daughter. He spoke to Scout and her mom about Westwood Academy and they’re all for it… Yes. So let’s pick out a time when we can move forward and talk about Scout getting admitted.

Sam and Scout arrive home, and Sam says she knows Scout needs to write her report about dad’s job, but did she have any other homework to finish up? Scout says, no, just the report, and Sam says she was thinking maybe they could take a drive over to Westwood Academy and see what it looks like on the outside. What does she think? Scout just gives her a sad look, and Sam says, they could go by Kelly’s and get some hot chocolate. Scout says she doesn’t want to go to that school, and Sam puts Scout in her lap and strokes her hair.

Molly goes into the PC Grill and tells the maître d’ that she’s meeting someone, but they’re not here yet. She said the reservation should be under her name, Claire Brown.

Finn says, Mr. Muldoon came to visit him about a week after their conversation, and Clark asks what kind of symptoms he complained about. Finn says, he had some G.I. distress, weight loss, general fatigue, and she says, anything else? Finn says, he complained about some dizziness, but it hadn’t gotten as far as fainting, and she asks how Finn treated him. Finn says he ran some bloodwork and a culture. The tests came back with low hemoglobin and elevated white blood cell count, and the culture came back positive for a tapeworm. He treated him for the tapeworm and Mr. Muldoon called a few days later saying he was feeling much better. He also requested Mr. Muldoon come in for a follow-up just in case. Clark says, just in case what? and he says, it’s standard procedure to make sure the patient was properly treated, but Mr. Muldoon refused, saying he had to go on another business trip. She says, then what? and he says, Mr. Muldoon came in two months later, at which time he ran further bloodwork and a colonoscopy. At that time, he discovered Mr. Muldoon had cancer. She asks, what happened then? and he says he referred Mr. Muldoon to oncology. Unfortunately, it was already Stage IV. Mr. Muldoon passed away shortly after. She asks if any of the symptoms Mr. Muldoon complained about in his first visit signs for cancer? Finn doesn’t say anything, and she says, when Mr. Muldoon initially told Finn about his symptoms, did he ever think it might be cancer? Finn says, before he answers any more questions, he thinks he’d like his lawyer present.

Sonny gets in his car and makes a call. He says he’s on his way to the MetroCourt. Get over there now. There’s something you need to know. He drives away.

When Dante goes into the station, the desk sergeant says he has a Detective Brisco from the Pautuck PD waiting for him. He put Brisco in the interrogation room (where all the PCPD action happens!) Dante goes in, introduces himself, and says, they spoke earlier. Brisco says, good to meet him in person, and Dante says, him as well. Brisco says, they’re requesting interdepartmental cooperation to investigate the murder of Dr. Austin Gatlin-Holt.

Tomorrow, Gloria asks when Brook and Chase are getting married; Maxie says she’s in over her head and doesn’t know what to do; Finn tells Martin that he might have just made things worse; and Sonny tells Ava, every second she wastes makes it harder for him to cover her tracks.

🩺 Roger Come Back…

It’s just a shame. They never quite knew what to do with him. Now we all lose… sniff…

https://ew.com/roger-howarth-goodbye-general-hospital-8405164

He was at his best when he was Todd with Blair. I remember when Todd putt crumpled beer cans on his Christmas tree for decoration. It was at that moment I knew I liked him.

🍜 G-L-O-R-I-A…

Well, somebody had to ruin the turkey.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/rena-sofer-reveals-how-she-got-ellen-travolta-back-to-gh

🏥 Another Thanksgiving Return…

How ironic she’s in nursing.

🦃 Turkey Talk…

How they celebrated.

And if that’s not enough, some Thanksgiving memories from soap past.

Rushing the season.

👒 That’s One Word To Use…

She is kind of entertaining, but probably not if you’re in the same room.

🧂 Only a Matter Of Time…

There are certainly enough characters in the franchise to glean from.

https://ew.com/sarah-paulson-channeling-real-housewives-of-salt-lake-city-meredith-marks-for-next-role-8405859

💎 Nothing Earthshattering…

She probably just wants to stay relevant since she’s no longer on RHOBH.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1390413/kathy-hilton-weighs-in-on-possible-kyle-richards-mauricio-umansky-reconciliation

📹 Looks Blankly At the Camera…

I don’t even know what to say.  The Twitterverse (X-verse?) seems to be anti-Kyle and telling Natalya to watch out. I officially Willy Wonka strike that and reverse it.

👠 Demi Plus Drag…

This looks like fun because, Trixie Mattel! On Roku, December 8th.

https://ew.com/demi-lovato-a-very-demi-holiday-special-first-look-8403774

🎄 Get Ready, Get Set…

The season has officially begun. Better to watch it on TV. It’s going to be a zoo this year.

https://www.rockefellercenter.com/holidays/rockefeller-center-christmas-tree-lighting/

🎋 Jingling One Bell…

Join me tomorrow for soap and SMH at Beverly Hills. Until then, stay safe, stay not feeling pressured to feel holly or jolly, and stay remembering that doctors are not God and do not have all the answers.

October 10, 2023 – Took Me a Minute, About Lois, Celebration, Sobering, Sharing, In NYC, Daryl’s Week, Reunion Talk, VanderDogs, AKC’s Finest & Watching

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(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

There was no GH today because maybe, kinda, sorta we might have breaking news. I thought I was losing my mind when I put it on, and Carly and Josslyn were talking about Trina getting back into PCU. I thought, wasn’t she just making a big deal about a paper for class? Then the lightbulb came on…

🎧 History Brush Up…

It’s been a while since Lois was in town.

How the stars aligned for her return.

🎉 Not Quite Italian…

Not quite Benard either.

☕️ Una Amiga Sobrio…

Not to be discouraging, but I think part of it is the company you keep. We’ll see how this goes with her palling around with Vicki and Tamra.

🍹 Watch What’s Not Charming…

For someone who wasn’t upset, he sure seemed upset. And his cheating is nuanced? What does that even mean?

🗽 Living the Dream…

What happened on RHONY this week.

⚰️ This Week In Daryl…

This is such a great show. It’s everything The Walking Dead should have been and Fear tried to be.

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/the-walking-dead-daryl-dixon-recap-episode-5-deux-amours/

The surprise guest… sort of.

https://ew.com/tv/walking-dead-daryl-dixon-carol-cameo-melissa-mcbride/

I don’t know about this theory. I figured she was talking about Rick and it was more of a set-up for The Ones Who Live.

https://screenrant.com/daryl-dixon-carol-cameo-walking-dead-season-12-setup/

👢 Could Happen…

People laugh at me, but I loved their music and they put on a great show. Back in the day, their concert was one of the few things I ever watched using pay-per-view.

https://extratv.com/2023/10/03/geri-halliwell-talks-spice-girls-reunion-and-reacts-to-mel-b-message-exclusive/

🐶 Pros and Controversies…

That whole thing with Dorit still annoys me. Knowing how rescue works, Dorit was in the wrong. Period. And the constant chatter about it wasn’t coming from Her Majesty. If anyone could single-handedly end the dog meat trade, it would be LVP.

👻 A Whole Lotta Treat…

These are some of the cutest costumes I’ve ever seen.

☎️ Hanging Up If the 90s Calls…

Take a break tomorrow for some soap (I think) and what I hope is the end of OC season. Until then, stay safe, stay not raining on anyone’s Halloween parade, and stay not hanging out with Vicki and Tamra if you want to curb your drinking.

October 6, 2023 – Sonny Has Errands To Run, She’s Out, She’s In, Faux Housewives, Simon Says, Sharing, Stop It, Dead Talk, Turkey Time, Vintage Scares, Pets (!) In Costume, Just Shy Of 10 Quotes & It’s That Time

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General Hospital

Sonny goes to Michael’s office, and Michael says he wasn’t expecting to see him. It must be important if Sonny decided to come all the way down to his office. Sonny asks if it’s a problem, but Michael says, no, just unusual. Sonny says he’s trying to be a little more spontaneous in his old age, and Michael asks what brings him here. Sonny says he knows he shouldn’t be asking this, but he has a favor that only Michael can do for him.

Moving right along, Sonny sees Anna at the MetroCourt bar, and thanks her for meeting him. She says she was a bit surprised by the invite, and he says he’s been looking out for her since the shooting at the MetroCourt. She says she appreciates that. She’s being very cautious, one eye looking over her shoulder, because apparently, she’s got a target on her back now. He asks if any threats have happened, but she says, no, and he says, that’s good to hear. She asks if that’s why he asked to see her, to check up on her, but he says he just wanted to let her know he’s going to be gone for a few days. If she needs anything, he’s just a phone call away.

Alexis says she can’t remember how long it’s been since they’ve visited her at her office. It must be important. What did she do to deserve this visit? We see it’s Sonny, and he says, it’s not what she’s done; it’s what she’s going to do. She says, typically, when someone wants her to do a favor for them, they ask her nicely and say please. What does he need? He says, put this paper to good use, and save a man’s life.

Setting a cup of coffee on the bar at Charlie’s, Kristina says, just tell her when and where, and she’s there. Sonny says, that’s my girl, and she says she’s actually pretty excited about it. After all he’s done for her lately, how could she possibly say no. He thanks her, and says he knows he can always count on her. She says, that’s not something she hears every day and it’s so nice. She hugs him, and Dante walks in.

Carly leaves a message for Diane to call her. She just wants some kind of update as to when they’re taking Drew back to Pentenville. Sonny knocks at his old kitchen door, and Carly says she just needs to know. She tells Sonny, hey, and he says he knows this must be difficult for her. Nobody wants Drew to go back to prison. She says she keeps hoping Diane is going to call and tell her they’ve figured out something, some kind of loophole to stop Drew from going back there. They’re looking into the judge to see if they can find some sort of bias, but it seems to be a longshot, so she doesn’t know. He says, she’s doing everything she can. There’s nobody more tenacious than Diane. She says, the girls are in school, and he knows that, so he must be here to see her, and he says, she guessed right. That, and to see the moss bowl🎍. She says, please tell her this isn’t bad news, and he says, it kind of depends on her perspective. She says, that’s cryptic. What’s going on? He says he and Nina are eloping.

Valentin is working on his laptop, when a message pops up with the number for a therapist in his area. He picks up his phone, but there’s a knock at the door. He opens it to Nina, who says she came by to see if things were any better with Charlotte. He invites her in, and she says, this place is so beautiful. Charlotte must be so thrilled to be in her own home with her dad… What’s wrong? What happened?

Robert meets Anna at the MetroCourt and asks, who’s the suit? She says, it’s a gift from Sonny, and he asks if she can send it back. She says, no, and he asks where Sonny gets off sending a goon over here to keep an eye on her. She says, he has a very caring side, and he says, so did Attila the Hun. She says, Sonny was worried about her and wanted to offer her protection, which she refused first of all; she didn’t think she needed it. He says, but now she does, and she says she changed her mind. He asks if something’s happened, and she says, other than the recent disturbing events, no. Nothing has happened in the last 24 hours since she’s had protection. He says, so she’s living in the MetroCourt, and she says, yes, until she moves into the new place. Valentin has bought a house for them. He asks when she went house hunting, but she says she didn’t. He bought the house on his own. Robert says, Valentin could have at least made her part of the process. Unless of course (🍷) she thinks he’s hiding something. She says, he’s always hiding something, but the house isn’t part of that. It was indeed meant to be a surprise. He says, Valentin is nothing if not full of those, and she says, he certainly is.

Gregory comes into Alexis’s office and asks how it went with Sonny. She asks how he knew Sonny was… Esme has to quit sharing every visitor that comes into her office. It’s not that she has anything to hide, Esme just needs to learn a little discretion. He says, Esme’s not to blame. When a notorious coffee importer shows up here, people tend to talk, and usually in hushed tones. Sonny’s good fodder for the water cooler. Alexis says, they’re going to be very disappointed. He just came to ask for a favor. Gregory says, he hopes nothing illegal, and she says, Sonny wanted to see if The Invader could help leverage Judge Albert Kim. He’s the judge who sentenced Drew Cain to three years in Pentenville. Gregory asks what outcome Sonny is hoping for, and she says, Carly thinks the judge’s sentence was unnecessarily harsh, and they’re hoping maybe they can get the sentence reduced or at the very least, have him moved to a safer facility. He asks just how Sonny suggests she do that, and she says, that’s what they have to figure out.

Carly says, eloping? What happened to the big blow-out wedding Sonny and Nina were planning? He says he wasn’t planning the wedding. He just told Nina that she can do whatever she wants with the wedding. Carly says she knows Olivia was helping, and he asks if that’s tough for her, but she says, no. She’s a big girl. Olivia can do what she wants, and they’re way too close for her to let something like that bother her. Sonny says, there were just so many details and things like that. A wedding should be about a celebration, not a deadline. She says, it’s just surprising considering all the noise Nina was making about her big wedding celebration, and he says, they’re just going to fly down to the island. It’s not going to be a big deal; just a small ceremony. It’s just going to be him and Nina, and whatever kids are able to go. She says, kids. That’s why he’s here. He says he would love if Donna could go. It would mean everything. If she’s okay with that.

Valentin tells Nina that he’s totally lost. He and Charlotte used to be so close, and now he feels like he doesn’t even know her. She says she knows this must be so difficult for him, but he says, not just him. Charlotte’s going to need professional help. He’s trying to find her a therapist. (I guess Montague is out.) She says, it might take him a while to find someone. Charlotte’s in a very serious situation, and he’s going to have to find the doctor who’s the right fit. He says he’s always been able to talk to her, hasn’t he? No matter how raw it gets. She knows him, maybe better than anybody; maybe even Anna. He doesn’t know how it got this way. This is his little girl they’re talking about. Nina says, they’re going to figure this out together. Where is Charlotte now? He says, she went on a bike ride. That’s why he’s doing research and making phone calls. Nina asks if he hasn’t said anything to Charlotte, and he says he just doesn’t know what he’d say if she lied to him, if she denied it. He doesn’t know how he’d react. Why is this happening? Did he do something to make her act out like this?

Kristina says, he told dad what? and Dante says he explained he couldn’t go to the wedding, but he’d go to the next one. She says, that’s not even funny, but he says he’s just kidding. She says, so he is going to go, but he says he’s not kidding about that part. She says, he has to go. Dad asked Dante to be his best man, didn’t he? Dante says, he did, and he’s honored. He just can’t go away right now. She says, that, she does get, because the PCPD softball team really need their star pitcher, and he says, they probably do, but he’s just got a lot of stuff going on here. She says, what stuff is more important than dad’s wedding? and he says, Charlotte was living with them; she’s moved out. They’re dealing with the fact Scout’s father Drew is behind bars, and it’s tough on her. His job… She seems more annoyed than Sonny did. He took this a lot better than her. She says she just thinks it’s important they be there to support dad, and he says he agrees. Dad knows he supports him. They’ve had their ups and downs, but he knows Dante’s behind his and Nina’s relationship. She says, nothing can keep her away, and he says, that’s good. She’ll be representing. She says she doesn’t think she’ll be the only one actually. Dad asked Michael to come. Dante says, that’s big. What did Michael say?

At the hospital, Michael looks for Willow, and a nurse tells him that she thinks Willow’s still on break. She’ll check. He sits down and remembers Sonny saying he wanted to tell Michael in person. Michael tells him, usually when somebody says that, it’s not good news, but Sonny says, it’s good news, for him at least. He and Nina are eloping; they’re going down to the island. Michael says, congratulations are in order, and Sonny says he knows times have been tough this year, but he thinks they’ve moved past that, and Michael says, with everything that happened with Willow, he realizes how important family is. Sonny says, Nina is Michael’s family. He knows there’s been a strain between them… Michael says, that’s an understatement, and Sonny says, she’s tried to make an effort between Michael and Willow. What makes her happy is spending time with Amelia and Wiley. Michael says he has to admit things have been better with Nina, and he knows she’s trying to respect their boundaries. Sonny says, nothing would mean more to Nina than to have Willow at her wedding, and it would mean a lot to him to have Michael there. So is there any chance he’ll go?

Nina says, this is not Valentin’s fault. She wishes she had the answer. Charlotte is a teenage girl, and teenage girls can be very complicated. He says, she’s a Cassadine. Cursed, isn’t it? None of this godforsaken family gets to be happy. Nina says, please, don’t go there. This has nothing to do with a curse. Charlotte isn’t doomed. She’s an adolescent who got herself into trouble. She’s struggling, but they will get her help. He says, it’s so overwhelming, and she says she’s sure Anna’s been supportive. What does she think? He says he hasn’t told her. How is he going to tell her that his daughter is the one who’s been tormenting her? Charlotte’s the one who set the fire; she’s going to be facing very serious criminal charges. Nina says, they have to just be very grateful no one was in the house. If Charlotte did do this, she made sure of that. He asks if that’s supposed to make him feel better, but Nina says she’s just making the point that Charlotte isn’t trying to hurt Anna. She’s not a murderer; she’s just crying out for help. He says, it’s more than that. Charlotte’s terrorizing the woman he loves, and he’s trying to keep that from escalating, but is he doing the right thing by not telling Anna?

Carly says, Sonny knows how much Donna loves weddings. Of course (🍷) she can go. Sonny thanks her and she says she knows how happy Donna was at Michael’s wedding. Hopefully, both girls can go. He says, that’s the plan, and she asks if he’s called Ava, because Avery wouldn’t want to miss it. He says he called Ava, but she hasn’t gotten back to him yet. He hopes there’s no problem there, because it would not be the same without Avery. She says, it looks like he’s thought of everything for his tropical ceremony, and he says he’s trying. He thinks he covered all the bases. Oh no, wait. The favor she asked for Drew? He’s working on it. She says, let’s hope it comes in time to save Drew.

Gregory asks if Alexis is sure she wants to get into this. He’s heard a lot of stories about people who do Sonny’s bidding and sometimes it doesn’t end well. She says, ya think? She’s very well aware of the methods Sonny uses to handle things. This time, he would like it handled legitimately. He asks if she’s sure that she and Sonny don’t share any similarities, and she says she thinks she’s offended. He says he doesn’t know Sonny well, but from what he hears, Sonny has reputation for ruthlessness. He knows firsthand how ruthless Alexis can be… when it comes to the pursuit of truth in journalism. She says, really? Do go on. He tells her that he’s just saying she’s a force of nature when it comes to business, and that’s a good thing by the way. She says, this is really very entertaining. Trying to compliment her after calling her ruthless. That is some fancy footwork. He says, unfortunately, that’s the only footwork he’s capable of these days.

Kristina tells Dante that she knows Michael wants to make peace with dad. There’s definitely been a lot less tension lately. Dante says, yeah, but that’s a far cry from Michael attending the wedding. They have to start somewhere to get back to where they were. She says she doesn’t know if they’ll ever get back to where they were, but it’s definitely a step in the right direction. He asks, so is Michael going to the wedding or not? and she says, she doesn’t know. She hopes so. She’ll tell Dante one thing. She’s not excited to be on an island with him and Nina for the next few days. He says he thought she was Team Nina, and she says she is. She likes Nina a lot. Most important, dad loves her, but she hasn’t forgotten what Nina did to Michael and Willow. That’s some serous damage, and they both know their brother holds a grudge. He says, kind of just like… and they both say, dad. Blaze comes in, and Kristina introduces her to Dante. Blaze says, we meet again.

Michael remembers telling Sonny that he can’t give him an answer now. Not without talking to Willow first. Sonny says he gets it. He just hopes Willow does this for Nina, because the ceremony wouldn’t be the same without Wiley there. She wants Wiley to be the ring bearer, like he was at Michael’s wedding. He’s a pro now. Michael says, Willow has a lot going on right now and she just got back to work. He’s not sure she’s going to want to drop all that and get on a plane. Sonny says, okay. He just wanted Michael to think about it. In the present, Willow dashes over to Michael and says she heard he was waiting for her. Is everything all right? Did something happen with the kids?

Valentin tells Nina that he just doesn’t know what to do. They can’t involve the police. She says, no. They’re not bringing the police into this. She’s a teenager; she’s fifteen years old. If she did do this, and the police find out, they will send her away. He can’t let that happen. They’re just going to have to handle this themselves. He asks how they do that, and she says, they’re going to find a way to get through to Charlotte. They’re not giving up on her. He says he’s always appreciated her support, and she hooks her arm in his and says, even though they went their separate ways, she’ll always care about him. She loves Charlotte. He says he doesn’t know what he’d do without her help, and she says, about that. He’s going to have to deal with this on his own. That’s what she came by to tell him. She’s leaving town.

Anna tells Robert that she thinks Valentin feels this house is a way for him to focus on his daughter. He feels Charlotte needs a more stable environment. She’s had a very rough year. Robert asks if she didn’t tell him that Victor was keeping her at the boarding school, and Anna says, when she finally did come home, she’s been bouncing from house to house. First she was at Laura’s, then she lived with Dante. That’s not to say they weren’t there for her. They were very supportive, but Charlotte is fifteen, and along with that age comes anxiety and insecurity. He says, Mac was having a problem with Robin like that, and she says, Charlotte needs her father’s undivided attention. She totally understands that. She thinks maybe Valentin feels that buying a house for her is the first step in putting her on more solid ground. He says, in the meantime, Anna’s roughing it in the hotel, but she says she doesn’t call room service roughing it. She thought Robert didn’t want her with Valentin. He says he doesn’t. However, she should have the final choice in where she lives. She suggests they agree to disagree when it comes to the subject of her relationship with Valentin, and says she asked him here because she needs his help. He says, with? and she says, something crucial.

Sonny tells Carly that he pretty much politely demanded Alexis use that paper and her investigation skills to look into Judge Kim, because they have to figure out why he gave Drew such a harsh sentence. Carly says, they need to do more than look into Judge Kim. They need to get the judge to commute Drew’s sentence, or at least send him to a safer facility. Does Alexis understand that? He says, Alexis knows that the goal is to get Drew out of Pentenville, but it’s not going to happen overnight. The first thing she needs to do is a deep dive into Kim’s record. They have to figure out what makes him vulnerable. Then they have an opening. She asks if he thinks Alexis is going to come through, and he says he’s confident she’ll deliver for them.

Gregory apologizes to Alexis and says, that was meant to be a joke, but clearly it didn’t land. She says, he has every right to handle his disease any way he sees fit. If he wants to joke about it, joke about it. Go for it. He doesn’t have to edit his words with her. She’s going to follow his lead. He says he feels like he’s constantly thanking her for being understand, but thanks her again. She says, he doesn’t need to keep thanking her or apologizing. What’s that quote from that movie? Friendship means never having to say you’re sorry. He says he thinks that’s, love means… (Actually, I think her version makes more sense.) She says, he just doesn’t need to keep thanking her, and he says he still hasn’t told Chase. He knows she keeps telling him to wait until he’s ready, but when will that be? He can’t keep hiding behind his work here. He wakes up some mornings and he’s so determined to tell Chase the truth. Then he finds himself here instead. He used to lecture his students about procrastination. He’d tell them, putting off that term paper won’t make it easier. She says, this is a little bigger than a homework assignment. He’s going to tell Chase when he tells Chase. He says he’s just being selfish. He just wants more time with his son before his son looks at him with pity. Before he sees the disease, not his father. She says she thinks he’s wrong. She doesn’t think Chase is going to react that way at all, but Gregory will do what feels right for him and she’s not judging him. He says, speaking of judges, how are they going to handle Judge Kim?

Dante says, good to see Blaze again, and she says, good to see him too. She tells Kristina, Dante was her hero at the Nurses Ball, and he says he doesn’t like to brag. Kristina says, since when? and Blaze says, after Brook outed Linc on stage, Dante grabbed him and dragged him out of the MetroCourt. Nice work, detective. He says, just doing my job, ma’am, and Kristina says, that’s great. She almost forgot; her brother, the knight in shining armor. Blaze says, don’t think she’s forgotten how nice Dante was the day they ran into each other at Kelly’s, and he says, that was a few months ago. He saw Blaze at Kelly’s and Rocco had been watching her music videos; he’s a big fan. And they saw her at Rice Plaza years ago, and she was so gracious to them. Thanks. Blaze thanks him, and Kristina says, they’re practically BFFs. Who’d have guessed that?

Michael says, everything’s fine. He didn’t mean to worry Willow. She says, it must be something important for him to come all the way to GH, and they sit down. He says he wanted to tell her that Sonny paid him a visit earlier and apparently, he and Nina are eloping in Puerto Rico. She says, okay. The last time she spoke to Nina, Nina was knee-deep in wedding planning. It sounded like a huge event here in Port Charles. He says he guesses Nina changed her mind, and Willow asks if this means they get out of going to the wedding, but he says, no such luck. They’re definitely on the guest list. Sonny wants them to fly down to Puerto Rico.

Valentin says, she’s leaving town? but Nina says, it’s just for a few days. Don’t worry. She feels silly talking about it, given everything Valentin is going through, but she and Sonny are going to Puerto Rico; they’re eloping. He says he thought she was having a big wedding at the MetroCourt, and she says, that was the plan, but it got complicated, and it was really stressful. They just want to get married as soon as possible and the best solution was to have a small ceremony on Sonny’s island. He says, if that’s what she wants, he’s happy for her, and she says, he can always call her, but he says he’s not going to call her. He’s not going to interrupt her wedding. Unless she wants Sonny after him. Besides, Laura’s coming back from London. They’re going to figure out what to do about Charlotte together. Charlotte walks in and asks if Valentin is keeping things from her.

Robert says, Anna will do whatever she wants, so what does she need? She says, let’s just look at the recent events, starting with the shooting at the pool. She thinks that bullet was meant for Sonny, not her. Robert says, he’s got his fair share of enemies, and Anna says, so does she, but she thinks she’s being targeted in a completely different way. He says he doesn’t follow, and she says, after the shooting at the pool, her house was torched. Then her room here was vandalized. What does that tell him? He says, that her enemy is toying with her. They’re trying to break her down. What is she going to do about that?

Charlotte says, Valentin didn’t tell her Nina was coming over. She was putting her bike away, and she saw Nina’s car out front. She’s so happy to see Nina. They hug, and Nina says, it’s so nice to see Charlotte. How is she? Charlotte says, much better now that she’s living with papa, and Nina says, it’s a beautiful place. Is she settling in okay? Charlotte says, everything’s perfect. Can Nina stay and have lunch with them? Nina says, no, she’s so sorry. She just came over to tell Charlotte’s dad that she was leaving town for a few days. She and Sonny are going to Puerto Rico. Charlotte says, cool. She wishes she and papa could take a trip with Nina someday. Nina says she’s not sure Anna would be so thrilled with that, and Charlotte says she knows. She was just thinking how great it would be if they could go to Europe. Remember how they used to always talk about doing that? Nina says, that’s right. How about this? They plan a girls trip, just the two of them. Maybe she can convince Maxie to allow Georgie to come with them. She likes Georgie, right? (The way she says this, she may as well have been saying, Charlotte’s not going to set fire to Georgie, is she?) Charlotte says, yeah. She used to see Georgie a lot when her mom was still with them. But she’d rather just go with Nina if papa can’t come with them. Nina says, it’s a deal, and Charlotte says she loves Nina. They hug, and Nina says she loves Charlotte too.

Alexis tells Gregory, it looks like Judge Kim has a number of high-profile cases. His opinions that he wrote for his decisions read like bait for a promotion. Gregory asks, can you elaborate on that for those of us who didn’t attend law school? and she says, from what she can tell, it sounds like he’s trying to impress the Judicial Board in hopes of a higher appointment. Gregory asks how he goes about that, and she says, when judges are trying to climb the ladder, they set new precedents. And they do that with their opinions. And what they want is for those precedents to be appealed and upheld. So in simpler terms, it looks like Judge Kim is trying to get the attention of those above him. And if that’s the case, then maybe they can help him do just that.

Carly thanks Sonny for everything he’s doing for Drew’s case, and he says, Drew’s a good man. He doesn’t deserve what’s happening to him. And Drew being in prison affects her, and no matter what’s happened between them, she’s the mother of his children and he just wants her to be happy. She says, that means a lot. So from all the research Diane has gathered, it looks like Judge Kim is hoping for a promotion to the Federal Bench. She’s thinking he’d be more than happy to meet with the press and cooperate. He says, that gives Alexis a way in, and she says, that’s all they have for now. Sonny says, do him a favor and tell Drew to sit tight, because he’s doing everything he can behind the scenes to get him out of there. Carly says she will and asks if he ever found out who Austen was visiting in Pentenville.

Gregory tells Alexis, from the look on her face, he’d say she has a plan. What is she thinking? She says, her guess is, this guy has an ego; most judges do. He says he hears the same about lawyers, and she says she’s not sure who’s worse, but what she thinks is, this guy is really career oriented. He wants to get ahead which means he’ll be very susceptible to the lure of publicity. Gregory says, and that’s where she comes in, and she says, they call him in for an interview. They pump him up. They tell him that they’re interested in doing an article about his decisions, take some pictures, and hopefully he’ll eat it up. Gregory says, and then, she goes in for the kill and ask him about Drew’s sentence. She says, mm-hmm, and he says, good plan of attack. Like he said, ruthless.

Sonny tells Carly, unfortunately, they have no information on that yet. They don’t know who’s pulling the strings when it comes to Austen and Mason. She says, trailing Betty didn’t turn up anything? and he says he had Dex watching her every move, thinking she’d lead them to the boss, but that didn’t happen. They have someone watching Austin, and his guys are doing everything they can until he gets back from the wedding. She says, that’s what he should be concentrating on right now, and he says he knows. She says she’s going to have Donna packed and all ready to go. She can’t wait to see Donna’s face when she tells her. Please take a couple of pictures of Donna for her. He says, okay, and she says, let her know if he hears from Ava. She can just bring Avery here and he can pick up both girls at the same time. He says, thanks, that means a lot, and she says, it’s been a painful couple years. He agrees, and she says, and she just wants him to be happy too. He says, yeah. He feels the same way. They soap stare at each other for a moment, while the moss bowl🎍 yawns, and Sonny says he’ll see her.

Kristina says she’s flying down to Puerto Rico later for her dad’s wedding, and Blaze says, a destination wedding. How exciting. Dante says, they’re eloping, thank God, and Kristina says, Dante. He says he’s just telling it like it is. He thinks they’re being smart by keeping it a small, family ceremony. (Is that really eloping then?) Kristina asks why he says that, and he tells her, because he thinks if they had a big wedding in Port Charles, they’d be asking for trouble.

Anna says, this is where Robert comes in. She needs his help. Because she’s almost certain this threat is coming from inside the WSB. Or someone with access to the Bureau’s resources. He asks if she thinks this is the same person who outed her for being a double-agent, and she says she has her suspicions. Look at the timing; think about it. None of this started until she was exposed in the press. It has to be connected. It can’t just be a coincidence. He says, this is revenge from someone she’s wronged in a past case? and she says her actions hurt a lot of people who might want payback. He says, she hasn’t been an active operative in years. Could somebody hold a grudge that long? She says she doesn’t know. She just really needs his help to get some information from inside the Bureau. He tells her, as he said, since Frisco left, his influence there is limited. As for this new director, whatever influence he might have is going to be limited at best. She says, limited is better than non-existent. Please. Will he help her find out what is going on and who is after her?

Nina says, it was so good to see Charlotte. Does she remember their handshake? They do a fancy pattycake thing, and Nina says she has to go to the gallery. She’s been trying to get ahold of Ava with no luck, so she thought she’d try her there. Charlotte says she misses Nina so much. Please come over after her trip. Nina says she will, and kisses Charlotte’s forehead. Valentin walks her to the door, and outside, he thanks her for coming. It meant a lot to Charlotte. It’s good to see her smile. Nina says, they’re going to figure this out when she gets back, okay? and they hug as Charlotte watches. He tells Nina, have a nice trip, and Charlotte half smiles.

Willow says, fly to an intimate wedding? It would be one thing if it was 200 guests at the MetroCourt. They’d be able to blend into the background, but this… Michael says, yeah. It would just be family, so they’d be front and center. She says she knows she’s been pushing him lately to accept Nina, but this is a lot. He’s finally made peace with his dad and Nina, and it’s so new. He asks if she really wants to put it to the test.

Alone outside, Nina looks at a picture of Charlotte as a young child. She says, Charlotte, what happened to you? As she starts to go down the walk, her phone rings. Sonny asks, how is his bride-to-be? and she says she’s okay, but he says she doesn’t sound okay. What’s wrong? She says, it’s just been an emotional day. Where is he? He says he’s been all over town doing things, but he’s finished now. He’s all hers. She says, that’s all she’s ever wanted, and he says, then she better get packing. We’re getting married. She says, yes, we are.

On Monday, Nina says, this is the best wedding present she could ever ask for; Gregory tells Finn, now because of him, Chase is paying the price; Carly tells Alexis that there’s proof, and she can get it for her; and Cyrus asks what someone has in store for him.

🚗 Enjoy the Ride…

We say goodbye to Gladys. Her last scenes with Sonny were so much fun!

🎤 Old Is New Again…

We say hello to Lois. Brook needs her mom, and hopefully, she’ll go head-to-head with Tracy.

💰 Not As Rich As They Seem…

She has a point. It does seem like you get demoted to friend if you can’t keep up the image.

Case in point? She seems like the kind of person who would ditch her financial responsibilities.

🍊 Who’s a POS Cheater…?

I figured that’s what Jenn was referring to.

🍸 Something About Her Living Her Best Life…

Can’t wait to read her book. This has been one of those rare times we got to see karma at work immediately.

🍾 Words Of Wisdom…

She must be doing something right. She looks amazing. And what I said yesterday. It really is ridiculous how they all just keep circling the same dating drain.

⚰️ Put That Dead Thing Down…

I have to admit, I’m surprised, but he probably has a big fan base.

‘TWD Daryl Dixon’ Becomes Most Viewed Premiere and Season in AMC+ History (collider.com)

This sounds like a great convention.

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/new-york-comic-con-2023-the-walking-dead-daryl-dixon-rick-michonne/

I knew it. I knew I saw this scene somewhere and there had already been a connection to France.

🦃 The Forgotten Holiday…

That holiday we jump over between Halloween and whatever December holiday you celebrate now has its own slasher film. If Eli Roth is involved, it’s bound to be good.

https://ew.com/movies/thanksgiving-trailer-patrick-dempsey-eli-roth-addison-rae/

🎃 Not Halloween Without It…

Weird-ass vintage costumes. Just remember, that bag is not a toy, or a costume.

https://www.travelchannel.com/ghostober/photos/13-iconic-vintage-costumes-to-recreate-this-halloween?xp=sistersite

👻 It’s That Time Of Year…

One holiday where celebrities are just like us.

👄 Quotes of the Week

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. – Lao Tzu

Expecting life to treat you well because you are a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. – Shari R. Barr

Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. – John D. Rockefeller

The deeper the truth in a creative work, the longer it will live. – Sir Charlie Chaplin

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. – Abraham Lincoln

He ain’t no Christian; he’s a dope fiend. – Judge Mathis

Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. – Vincent Van Gogh

True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us. – Socrates

October is the fallen leaf, but it is also a wider horizon more clearly seen. It is the distant hills once more in sight, and the enduring constellations about them once again. – Hal Borland

🦖 Main Character Energy…

Join me again on Monday really Tuesday for soap and yachting with awful people. Until then, stay safe, stay treating and not tricking (take that however you like), and stay making parties celebrations not deadlines.

September 15, 2023 – Tracy Meets Ex-Wife #3, An Idea, A Tease, Blairversary, A Return, InstaRoger, Friends, The Problem, Spiraling, VanderAwful, Kick-Off, The Other Holiday, Canine Takedown, Quotes Of 10 & Love

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

A woman walks into the MetroCourt, and goes to Tracy’s table. Tracy says, Blair Cramer from OLTL, what a pleasure to meet you. They shake hands, and Tracy thanks Blair for joining her. She so much prefers doing business in person. Blair says, as do I. And this evening’s business is claiming what’s hers. Coming in with Lucy, Martin sees Blair and says, God, not her.

Esme tells Alexis that she has a call scheduled with the board at 5:30 and after that, she’s free. Alexis thanks her, and Esme says she just sent Alexis the cutest picture of Ace. She leaves, and Alexis looks at a photo of Spencer and Ace in the pool on her phone. She leaves a message for Gregory,  telling him that she’s going to be in the office for another hour, so stop by or call if he needs her. Spencer walks in and says he needs her. Does she have time for a fellow Cassadine?

Trina walks into an unorganized dorm room and says, Josslyn has made so much progress with moving in. Josslyn apologizes and says she had every intention of unpacking. It’s just that Dex came over, and they got a little distracted. Trina asks, how distracted?

Carly walks in to find Ava in her living room and asks what she’s doing here. Ava says she dropped Avery off; she’s upstairs with Donna and Pilar. Carly says, Avery’s welcome any time, but she didn’t have her on the schedule for tonight. Ava says she hopes it’s okay for her to stay. She has a late dinner with clients, collectors. She couldn’t say no. Carly says she has a hard time believing Ava, of all people, has a hard time saying no. So give it up. What has she done this time?

Austin goes into the unfamiliar house, and Nikolas says he’s just in time. Austin says, just in time for what? and Nikolas tells him, to say goodbye.

Anna and Valentin are seated on the MetroCourt terrace, and Trish gives them menus. She hands Anna an envelope and says, Detective Falconari left this for her. Anna opens it and sees a passenger manifest for flight 15303 with Pikeman’s heading. Valentin’s name is circled.

Tracy says, what Blair means is, what was hers is now Tracy’s, because she paid dearly for it. Blair says, yes, Tracy did, but she’s still due her final deal point, and Tracy says, it will come soon enough. Blair says, it better, because her ex is bleeding her dry, and the sooner he remarries, the better. Tracy says, as soon as Deception is hers, Lucy Coe will be flat broke. She’ll be hounding Blair’s ex relentlessly until he makes her Mrs. Martin Grey. Blair says, that works for her.

Martin tries to dash out, but Lucy says, they have to eat something. He says, there’s a swell table with their names on it over at the PC Grill, but she says, no. Is it because of Tracy? She is not afraid of Tracy Quartermaine. Never have been; never will be.

Alexis says she always has time for Spencer, kissing him on the cheek. What’s he got there? He says, this is his future, handing her some papers. It’s been over six months since his father disappeared, and as expected, the Cassadine attorneys have been in touch. She says, and full control of the Cassadine estate goes to the heir, and that would be him. He says, that’s right. They want to get the ball rolling. They want to give him full control. Quite frankly, he doesn’t understand what any of this legalese means, but he was hoping she’d be able to translate. She says she can translate. Come with her; they’ll see what’s what. She goes to her desk, and Spencer sits down.

Trina says, Josslyn and Dex are too much. Josslyn was never like this with Cam. Josslyn says, that was a different relationship, and Trina says, it seems they can’t keep their hands off one another. Josslyn says she knows, and Trina asks if they were always like this, but Josslyn says, not always. She thinks she was attracted to him from the beginning, even though she didn’t want to admit it. Now they’re together, and the more time they spend together, the better everything else is. Trina says she has to ask. Was Josslyn nervous the first time she was with Dex? Josslyn wonders why she’s asking.

Ava says she doesn’t know what Carly is talking about. She’s done nothing. Carly says, she did something that handed Austin and his cousin leverage over her, and Ava says, Carly thinks just because she’s asking her to watch Avery, there’s some nefarious connection to Austin and the creep? Carly says, this is the second time Ava has dropped Avery off unexpectedly, and Ava asks if Carly would prefer she took Avery and left. Carly says, this has nothing to do with Avery, and Ava knows it. Whatever’s going on, Ava’s in it up to her neck, and it’s something only Sonny can get her out of, so what is it? Carly just came back from Pentenville, visiting Drew. She and Sonny went there to ask for his help. Sonny wants him to find out who Ava’s friend Austin visited while he was there. Ava says, Austin did what?

Austin says, Ava is going to be so happy to find out Nikolas is alive when he gets back to Port Charles, but Nikolas says he’s not going to Port Charles. Austin asks what he means, and Nikolas says he can’t go back to Port Charles or let anyone know he’s alive before he ties up some loose ends. Austin asks, where are his loose ends if they’re not in Port Charles? Nikolas says, in Europe. He leaves in a few hours.

Valentin asks if Anna is getting notes from other men. Should he be jealous? She says, it’s more than a note, and he says he’s intrigued. What does Dante have to say? She tells him, read it for himself, handing him the manifest, and says, is it true?

Blair tells Tracy that she’ll always have a soft spot in her heart for Marty, but having to pay him 50 grand a month in alimony is really putting a crimp in her budget. On top of it, her youngest is in college, and her Jack – Jack is her problem child – Jack’s problems only seem to be solved with money. Tracy says, adorable. Rest assured, she has everything under control. Blair says she’s sure Tracy does. So how did it go in court? Tracy says she was a little concerned at first. Intellectual property theft can be difficult to prove, but luckily Blair gave her enough information for the lawyer, and everything went according to plan. And that tidbit about The Deceptor is exactly what she needed to get the judge to look at the case. Blair says, great. She hopes Tracy knows she’s just doing all this to help right a wrong. It’s not really about the money. An injustice was done here. People can’t just steal people’s ideas and make a profit from it. It’s about the people who get cheated out of their piece of the pie and Deception is one huge pie. Tracy says, so her intentions are completely altruistic. She’s doing this for the little people. Blair says, okay. Her motivation might be a little bit selfish, but that’s because The Deceptor was her idea in the first place. She just never got around to finishing it. Knowing her ex the way she does, she knows he’ll do anything to get what he wants. And in this case, it’s Lucy. Mouthy Marty couldn’t help himself. He had to share her design idea just to win her over. Tracy says she wouldn’t call Lucy a win.

Lucy asks Martin, who is that blond bobbed person with Tracy over there? She thinks she’s seen her before. Martin says, this is all sort of a big so what. Is she sure she wouldn’t change her mind about heading over to the Grill? He would surely love some of their crab cakes. She says, no, but she thinks she knows why he wants to leave. It’s because of that horrible, nasty Tracy. It’s enough to make you lose your appetite. But that’s okay; they’re not budging. They’re going to stick around. They’re staying. He says, in that case, he’s going to need a shot of something. Present company and all, he thinks they should just remain calm and order a couple of drinks.

Alexis goes through the paperwork, and tells Spencer, this is a really complicated document. She’s going to need some time with this, so what she’ll do is square things away. She’ll give him some instruction, and then get it back to him by tomorrow night. Is that going to work for him? He says, yes, and she says, he was smart to bring it to her first. He says he appreciates it, and she says she’s happy to do it actually, because… He says he knows. He’s not just talking about the legal document. She’s family and he’s very grateful for her. She says she’s so grateful for him. And for better or worse – and worse when it comes to the Cassadines – they’re family and they have an unbreakable bond. He says, except not where his father is concerned. He pretended to be dead. All of these years, he thought his father had sunk as far as he could, but then he disappeared and abandoned his brother. How does someone walk out on a baby? (Wow. Spencer is seriously out of touch with the world.) She says, his father had no frame of reference when it came to being a father. His own father was a horrible role model. She’s not making excuses for him, but she has a soft spot for him because he’s damaged, and it wasn’t his fault. There is no justification for a parent walking out on their child – never – but she can say with certainty that he loved Spencer. Spencer says, he has an odd way of showing it, but he is glad he has her. She says she’s always here for him, and he says, on that note, he has one more favor he’d like to ask her. She says, okay, as Esme approaches the door, and Spencer says, this one’s about Ace. Esme ducks back.

Austin asks what the hell Nikolas is talking about. He can’t go to Europe. He needs a passport. He needs money. Where did he get these clothes? Nikolas says he has multiple accounts and aliases, and Austin says, of course (🍷) he does. How could he not know that? Nikolas says, it’s just a simple matter of accessing them, and Austin asks, what’s in Europe? Nikolas says, many glorious things, but most important, his mother. She’s there trying to track him down. Austin says, so he’s going to meet his mother, but Nikolas says he has no intention of seeing her. He just needs her to know he’s alive. (So… he doesn’t have a phone?)

Valentin says he’s not going to lie. He hasn’t been totally transparent with Anna. She says she thinks that’s putting it mildly. After he left for Russia, it’s just been one truth after the other surfacing. She finds out he used to work for Pikeman… He says he never worked for them directly. He was an independent contractor. She says, semantics. She just feels that each new layer that gets peeled back, she gets to see who he really is. Like maybe she never knew him. He says he loves her. That’s all she ever needs to know. She says, is it? He’s not answering her question. Is that true? She points to the manifest, and he says, yes. Unfortunately, it is true. The night of the fire, Pikeman summoned him to a meeting in New York; they flew him to Manhattan. She says, that’s not much of a confession; that’s what it says in Dante’s note. He asks what more she wants, and she asks, what the hell was so urgent that he had to fly to New York City in the middle of the night? He says, Pikeman was concerned about Sonny; they still are. They wanted to consult with him. She asks why he lies to her.

Blair says, obviously her motivation in all of this is to stop funding Marty’s lavish lifestyle, and Tracy says, she’s made that abundantly clear. Blair says, 50 grand a month in alimony buys a lot of hummingbird cake, and Tracy says, yes, and she can only imagine what he spends wooing the floozy. Blair says, the gravy train has left the station. Is Tracy sure the judge can keep The Deceptor sales frozen? Tracy says, absolutely, and while they are frozen, Deception’s stock price is plummeting. The company will be essentially worthless by the time Lucy Coe and company see their day in court. Blair says, speaking of court, tell her how it went with Jackson, and Tracy says, great recommendation. Thank you. He did an impeccable job. Blair says, not only is he a very talented lawyer, he’s pretty irresistibly handsome to look at, doesn’t she think? Tracy says she hadn’t noticed, and Blair says she has to be incredibly focused on bringing Lucy Coe down not to notice that. Tracy is out for blood. Tracy says she doesn’t need blood. It’s the piece of her family’s company that she wants from Lucy. She has been using it to ruin her family’s lives for years. And Tracy won’t stop until she gets it.

Martin asks if Lucy doesn’t think the GH softball team is doing suspiciously well. Far be it for him to cast aspersions on the medical profession, but could they be cheating? Lucy says, maybe. Maybe that wouldn’t surprise her at all, because those Quartermaines have their grubby little paws in every aspect of the hospital, and the biggest cheaters are Tracy and her spy granddaughter Brook Lynn. She really did steal confidential and privileged information about The Deceptor. Shame on her. Martin looks so guilty, I laugh.

Josslyn asks if everything is okay with Trina and Spencer, and Trina says, they’re better than ever. It’s just with Curtis and school and the gallery, they hardly see one another. They’re never alone. The last time was the Haunted Star. Trina flashes back to kissing Spencer on the boat and saying, this could be their only chance to be this close again. She tells Josslyn, since then, it’s just been one thing after another. She just wants it to be about her and Spencer, but ever since Greenland, it just hasn’t been right. Josslyn says she’s sure it doesn’t help he’s living with Esme, and Trina says, no, it doesn’t, but she thinks Spencer found a way around that.

As Esme listens outside the door, Alexis asks what Spencer needs for Ace, and he says he and Trina are going to go to New York for a little weekend getaway. Alexis says, that sounds fun, and he says, it will be. He hopes she wouldn’t mind keeping an eye on Esme, and Ace.

Austin says he doesn’t understand this. Why would Nikolas insist on playing dead? Wait a second. He wants his mother to know he’s alive, but he doesn’t want to see her, and in the meantime, Ava is losing her mind thinking she killed him. Nikolas asks why he’s so worried about Ava, and Austin says he has a problem with people feeling guilty for killing people who clearly aren’t really dead. Nikolas says, Ava’s not someone who’s prone to guilt. Austin doesn’t know Ava like he does.

Carly tells Ava, when she was visiting Drew in Pentenville, Austin came in carrying his doctor bag, and she just assumed he was there for a medical reason. Ava asks, what makes her think he wasn’t? and Carly says, because he was actually there to deliver information to his boss, the same information that he stole from Sonny. Ava says, that’s a lot of speculation, even for Carly, but Carly says, they’re way past that. Sonny came to her and Drew for help. Her helping Sonny means she’s helping Ava.

Anna asks why Valentin had to go to New York City. He has a Pikeman contact here in Port Charles. Why didn’t he take a meeting here? Or use the phone? He says, Pikeman didn’t want to risk him being seen with a contact. It was safer to take the meeting outside of the city. Plus, Pikeman and the Sonny deal are fraught subjects for them, so he chose to lie about it. She says, fraught subjects? That’s a little clinical, isn’t it? She’s talking about them, their relationship. She thought maybe they were being honest with each other. He says he’s being honest with her now, and she says, because she’s making him. Would he have ever told her about the Pikeman connection on his own? What else is he keeping from her? He says he loves her. Please don’t do this. She says, he can’t keep saying that because it’s not actually an explanation. Just because he says he loves her, she’s supposed to accept everything that’s going on? That’s not how she felt when Dante told her that he just blatantly lied. She gets up, and he follows, saying, he lied to her because he wanted to keep the relationship with Pikeman separate from her. She asks how that’s working out. She was actually delivering a message from him to Sonny here at the pool when somebody decided to take a shot at her. Or Sonny, or both of them. He says he should never have involved her. He should never have asked her to deliver that message. He’s sorry. That was a mistake. She says, how many more lies and mistakes does he have to tell her about? Has he lied about anything else?

Blair asks why Tracy hates Lucy Coe so much, and Tracy says, because she’s a cockroach that her family has been unable to get rid of since she sunk her claws into Tracy’s brother. Lucy has a crucial 1% of voting rights of her family company. But all of that is about to come to an end, because once she has control of Deception, Lucy Coe will no longer be an issue. Blair says, Tracy has such a distaste for business. She remembers Tracy saying she hoped she never had to utter the letter ELQ again. Tracy says, the things some people remember. Well, it’s not all about her. Don’t get her wrong, she does so enjoy putting the screws to Lucy Coe for all of the chaos Lucy wreaked upon her family. Blair says, now she’s really curious. What did she do besides marry Tracy’s brother? Tracy says, she helped install Valentin Cassadine as CEO of ELQ, but there are other family dynamics at play now, and Blair says, such as?

Martin tells Lucy, maybe it’s much ado about nothing. Maybe the lawsuit won’t hold up in court. She says she wishes that were true, but she really thinks it will. She really thinks this lawsuit has traction, and the person she’s blaming the most is Brook. How could she do it to them? How could Brook steal all the ideas she had to come up with The Deceptor? It’s so galling that they’re making it sound like it wasn’t her idea, when it was, and yes, with a few helpful hints from him. He says, no, no, stop. He’s told her once. He’s told her a thousand times. He had nothing to do with The Deceptor. She says she told him a thousand times, he has to stop. He was right there. They both came up with the idea. He says, they’ll have to agree to disagree. That’s not how he remembers it. Things are complicated enough as they are. There’s no reason to drag him into it. She says, so he’s forgetting their pillow talk. Okay. She came up with the product, but because he suggested it. She never would have come up with the idea for The Deceptor if it wasn’t for him.

Josslyn asks if Spencer is moving out of Laura’s condo and getting his own place, and Trina says she wishes, but Spencer can’t get his own apartment yet. Josslyn asks if they’ve talked about it, and Trina says, it’s come up before, but Spencer can’t leave because of Ace and she totally gets that. He still doesn’t trust Esme. Josslyn says, can she blame him? and Trina says, no, not at all. She gets it. He needs to be there for his brother. That actually makes her like him even more. She loves that he’s there for Ace and puts him first. Josslyn says, it doesn’t bother Trina that the baby’s getting more attention than her? and Trina says she’ll be getting plenty of attention this weekend on their trip. Josslyn says, trip? Explain. Trina says, it’s only a few days. He’s taking her to Manhattan. Josslyn says, traveling together is a huge step, and Trina says she knows. It’ll be their first time alone together, completely away from everybody. Josslyn asks if she’s ready for that, but Trina says, it’s not like she’s rushing into it. They’re both adults, and they’re committed to each other. Josslyn says, of course (🍷), totally. It’s just that sex takes things to a new level. She just wants to make sure Trina’s thought about it. Trina says she’s done nothing but think about it.

While Esme continues to listen, Alexis tells Spencer that she has been keeping an eye on Esme and Ace. She seems to be doing well with him, and reasonably well as a receptionist. Aside from the obvious, why does he think she needs to be supervised? He says, they all know the new and improved Esme, the one who surfaced after claiming she had no memory of anything that happened before she washed up on the Haunted Star. But let’s not forget all of the awful things she did before that. (I’m not saying Esme wasn’t awful, but typical that the man carries zero blame. No offense, but truth.) Alexis says she won’t, but whether she’s faking her memory loss or not, he has to admit, Esme’s good with Ace. He says, she is, but she’s attempted to run away before, and with his grandmother and Doc out of the country looking for his father, he would just feel a lot better knowing Ace was safe. Esme drops the papers she’s holding, and says, uh-oh, acting like she just got there. She tells Alexis, sorry, she forgot to give her this payroll.

Austin says, if anyone is unknown to him, it’s Nikolas. He treated Nikolas as a patient for month. He nursed Nikolas back to health, and he had this agenda. He never even mentioned it. Nikolas says, Austin didn’t save him out of the goodness of his heart; they both know that. Austin says, eh, and Nikolas says, as for his agenda, it’s simple. The Cassadine estate is controlled by a trust. If the current owner of the estate, which happens to be him, disappears for six months, they’re presumed dead and control of the estate automatically passes to the heir. Austin says, who happens to be his son, and Nikolas says, Spencer. Austin says, Nikolas doesn’t like the way the Cassadines arranged things, and Nikolas says he wants to stop it. Austin says he doesn’t blame him, and Nikolas says, the only way to keep Spencer from controlling all of his money and resources is if proof comes to light that he’s still alive.

Valentin says he knows he’s given Anna reason to doubt him, but no, he’s not keeping any secrets from her. She says she’s curious. What pulled him into working for Pikeman in the first place? He says, greed, and he was younger then. He had nothing to lose, but not now. Now he has far too much to lose. Pikeman is very powerful, and they have a lot of memory. It’s just easier to cooperate and keep them as an ally. He doesn’t want to have them as an enemy. She asks if there’s any differentiation between those two things in a business like that, and he says, this is his problem. He wants her as far away from them as possible. She says, how can she be? She’s right here. She sigh/groans, and he asks if she’s okay. She asks if they can’t go up to the suite again, and he says, she doesn’t want dinner? She says, they’ll get room service, and goes to the table, picking up the itinerary.

Carly asks if Ava isn’t curious why the FBI arrested Sonny, but Ava says she was just relieved when the charges were dropped. Carly says, she never asked him the reason why? and Ava says, nope. Carly says, it’s because he left false information for Betty to find. Then Betty took it to Austin, who took it to his boss in Pentenville, whoever that is. Which means Austin and Mason’s boss has ties to the FBI. Ava says she doesn’t know why Carly is telling her all this. It’s got nothing to do with her. Carly says, that’s bull and Ava knows it, and Ava says, why doesn’t she let it rest? Carly says she thinks Ava did something, and Mason and Austin found out about it. And they’re threatening to take it to their boss, who could take it to the FBI.

Austin asks why Nikolas doesn’t go to Port Charles after. When he cleans up all of his loose ends and takes care of his money, why doesn’t he go then? Nikolas says, because his son Spencer hates him, and Austin says, his son has a pretty good reason to from what he understands. The way Ava’s explained it to him, this isn’t the first time Nikolas has pretended to be dead, which is like a weird habit with him. Who does that? How could he do that to his own son? Nikolas says, Austin doesn’t know what’s gone on in his family, and he doesn’t need to justify his actions to him. He knows for a fact that once Spencer gets control of the money and the Cassadine estate, he isn’t likely to ever give it back to him. Austin says, can you blame him? It’s an awful lot of money. Nikolas says, more than Austin realizes. The last thing he wants to do is open this up to a long, ugly court battle, because that’s exactly where it will end up. It’s better to stop the process before it starts. Austin says, Nikolas doesn’t think much of his son, does he?

Tracy says, Blair didn’t come all this way to hear about the dysfunctional Quartermaines, did she? and Blair says, they couldn’t be any worse than her family. Tracy says, could be. Does she use the words greedy, unscrupulous, and vindictive to describe her family? Blair says, that and more. She wouldn’t even know where to begin with their saga. Let’s just say, the Borgias have nothing on us. Tracy says, okay, then they’ll call it a draw. They both have dysfunctional families. Can they just get back to the business at hand? Blair says, so there’s more to it than Tracy getting her ELQ voting rights back.

Alexis thanks Esme, and says, the payroll wouldn’t have gone out in time, and she’d have a lot of staff members breathing down her neck. Esme says, sorry she forgot about it earlier, but if she gets it to accounting now, it’ll make it before the deadline. Alexis thanks her, and says she appreciates it – she signs the papers and hands them to Esme – and so will the staff when their direct deposits get in at the end of the week. Esme says, better get it to accounting, and leaves. Spencer looks at Alexis, no doubt wondering if Esme heard them.

Josslyn says she has to ask. Trina’s not feeling any pressure from Spencer about this, correct? Trina says, no. She’s not feeling any pressure from Spencer. Josslyn says, good, and she shouldn’t ever, and Trina says she’s just so happy and excited to be planning a weekend away, just the two of them. Josslyn says, a whole weekend in New York? It’s going to be perfect. Trina says, at first, he wanted to go to Turks and Caicos, and Josslyn says, the Caribbean? Isn’t it hurricane season or something? Trina says, that’s what she told him, and Josslyn asks how they settled on New York. Trina says, first, they were going to stop in New York, then go on to Turks and Caicos, but with school starting and her working at the gallery, she just didn’t want to be away for that long. So Manhattan was a compromise. Josslyn says, it was a good compromise, and Trina says, he wants to take her to a Broadway show, and then they’re going to have dinner at this hot, new restaurant. Josslyn asks if they’re going to have time for any other activities, and Trina says, oh yeah. They’re staying at this hotel that has a heated pool on the rooftop. Josslyn says she bets Trina’s more excited to see the hotel room than the heated pool, and Trina says, it is going to be their first time together.

Lucy says, Martin is right. They should have gone to the Grill. She’s not staying in the same room with Tracy Quartermaine, who is trying to take everything she’s worked so hard for. She’s going to freshen up, and she’ll meet him in the lobby. She leaves, and he takes out his wallet, looking around nervously.

Tracy says, actually, she never does anything for just one reason (a multitasker!), and Blair says she doesn’t see Tracy as a checkers kind of gal. She’s more of a strategic 3D chess player. Tracy says, actually, backgammon is her game, and Blair says, noted. Tracy says, but this is not a game. This is business. She learned a lot from her father, and maybe the most important lesson he taught her is that opportunities are not given, they’re made. And once they’re made, you have to take full advantage of it. She gets up, shakes hands with Blair, and says, a pleasure. She leaves, and Blair sees Martin. She walks over to his table, and puts her hand on his shoulder from behind, startling him. She bends down and whispers, hello, sweetheart, kissing his cheek.

Ava tells Carly, let her be clear about something. What Sonny is doing right now, he’s doing for Avery’s sake. Carly says she knows that. Sonny would do anything for his family. Ava says, because the situation is fraught (WOTD), she would like Avery to stay here with Carly and Donna for a while. Carly says, for how long? and Ava says, a week maybe? She doesn’t know exactly. Is that acceptable to Carly? Carly says, of course (🍷). Avery can stay here as long as she needs. Ava thanks her, and says she appreciates that. She heads for the door, and Carly says, this is also for Avery’s sake. Whatever she has going on with Austin, he’s keeping information from her. Do not trust him. Ava says nothing, and walks out, taking a pause when she gets outside.

Nikolas says, his son is a Cassadine, and Austin says, meaning? Nikolas says, he expects Spencer wouldn’t act any differently toward him than he would toward someone standing in his way. That’s enough to make sure Spencer never has power over him. Austin says, that’s an interesting family dynamic, when Nikolas’s phone dings. Nikolas says his car has just arrived, and Austin says, so he can’t talk Nikolas into changing his mind? Nikolas says, no, and thanks Austin again for all of his help. Austin asks where he’s going, and Nikolas says, it’s time for a family reunion, and leaves.

Spencer thanks Alexis again, not only for her legal advice, but for her support in checking on Esme when he and Trina are away. She says, they’re family. That’s what they do for each other. Just a thought, but Esme is family too, so if he could trust her first, maybe she could be more trustworthy. Spencer says, that would be difficult, and Alexis says, he has to admit, she cares about that little boy. He says he feels the same way about Ace that Esme does (highly doubtful, but okay), and she says, good. They have that in common. Let love for that little boy be the thing that brings them together, rather than the thing that tears them apart. Just a thought again. Let’s go. They walk out of the office, and Esme dashes into it. What happened to Alexis’s 5:30 call?

Josslyn says, Trina and Spencer have had their ups and downs. Trina trusts him. Trina says she does trust him, and she believes this is right. It feels like the right thing to be doing. Josslyn hugs Trina and says she’s so happy for her. She’s so happy for Spencer too. Trina says, that means a lot to her. She knows Josslyn and Spencer have had their differences. When Josslyn broke up with Cam… Josslyn says she forgives him. She gives him grief, but she knows he’s a good guy. Trina says she thinks so too, and Josslyn says, and Trina is the best thing that’s ever happened to him. Don’t you forget it. Trina hugs Josslyn.

Valentin says, Anna isn’t feeling well. Let him get her something. She says, it’s okay. She’s just feeling a little pain. Maybe if she lies down… She opens the door, and they see the room has been tossed. There are streaks of red on various white things to make it look like blood, and they draw their guns. Anna goes in the back, and Valentin picks up a red streaked white shirt and says, ink. What the hell? Anna turns on the light in the bathroom and checks the shower stall. It’s empty, and she turns around. In red on the mirror, it says: You think you got away with it. You didn’t. You think you’re safe. You’re not.

On Monday, Chase tells Brook, it’s too late for that; Valentin tells Anna, it’s not a coincidence and he’s not taking any chances; Lucy wants to replace Brook as soon as possible; Blair says, it’s going to cost Martin big time; and Stella tells Marshall, it will be the death of him.

💭 It would be beyond awesome if somehow Austin hooked up with Blair. Good times…

🩺 Ditched After Saving the Day…

Obrecht was the hero of the day for saving Willow and Drew a hero for saving her, but then nothing. Not even in the background. Some thanks.

🎉 Fanning Blair…

Hopefully, she sticks around Port Charles.

☎️ Old Home Week…

Brook could use her mother right about now.

https://people.com/rena-sofer-returning-to-general-hospital-as-lois-cerullo-exclusive-7969604

🥁 Joining the Social Bandwagon…

His first post is a pic of him and Jeff Kober. He’s definitely got my follow.

Not a Surprise…

Why wouldn’t two grifters come together?

https://ew.com/celebrity/elizabeth-holmes-jen-shah-prison-friends/

🤼‍♀️ Not Part Of the Solution…

I think it’s just Teresa ruining RHONJ. And they shouldn’t bother rebooting it. We already have The Jersey Shore.

🍹 She Did Get Loud…

In retrospect, I was pretty surprised when Taylor got a little out of control.

https://people.com/southern-charm-season-9-premiere-recap-taylor-ann-green-confronts-craig-conover-about-shep-rose-cheating-7969777

🍸 Rules of Awful…

And this is just the tip of the iceberg.

To be fair.

🎃 Let the Celebration Begin…

Those who can’t do, watch. I love these shows. It’s absolutely amazing what they create.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/halloween-wars/meet-the-teams-season-13

🦃 From Fake To Film…

Eli Roth finally did it. He’s been talking about this forever. I can’t wait.

https://ew.com/movies/thanksgiving-trailer-eli-roth-patrick-dempsey/

🐕‍🦺 Good Boy…

I was keeping an eye on this story since I have friends in the area. No surprise a dog ultimately brought him down.

https://people.com/police-k9-yoda-played-key-role-in-capturing-danelo-cavalcante-7969658

📢 Quotes of the Week

Short cuts make long delays. – J.R.R. Tolkien

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.B.F. Skinner

You are what you do, not what you say you’ll do. – Carl Jung

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that’s real power. – Clint Eastwood (This was before he started talking to empty chairs.)

There are no regrets in life. Just lessons. – Jennifer Aniston

Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost. – Robert H. Schuller

How about not assume? How about giving the benefit of the doubt? Nothing is ever as it seems. – Jenna Lyons, The Real Housewives of New York City

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took an excuse. – Florence Nightingale

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. – Albert Einstein

Those aren’t glasses; they’re aquariums with stems. – Molly (Melissa McCarthy), Mike & Molly

🛌🏽 Wake Me Up When…

Come join me on Monday really Tuesday for soap and TV tea. Until then, stay safe, stay aware of how your behavior impacts others, and stay taking full advantage of the opportunities you make.