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October 24, 2022 – Holly Introduces Herself To Victor, Whiney Brat On Deck & Hand

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General Hospital

Anna opens the lower compartment of her trunk, and finds a gun. After examining it, she puts it back. She also finds some black clothing, and flashes back to watching the video of Lucy getting shot.

Drew and Carly kiss on the beach, as the camera wildly pans around them, and I feel a little dizzy.

Nina sees Sonny at the hospital, and says, she knows they’re here for Sasha, but has he heard anything about Lucy? Was she found? Is she okay? He says he wishes he had good news, but there’s no word yet. He knows it looks bad, but you can’t bet against Lucy Coe.

In a conference room, Sasha tells Martin, they don’t have to discuss this now. She knows he’s focused on Lucy, as he should be. He asks if she’s kidding. He’s doing this for Lucy. She’d give it to him if she knew he was neglecting a client, especially if that client’s Sasha. Sonny and Nina come in, and Sasha thanks them for coming. Martin said the judge made a decision about her guardianship, and she asks him to tell her.

Scotty tells Felicia that he’s going nutty, and Serena’s going out of her mind. Felicia has to give him something to take back to her. Felicia says she’s been texting Mac constantly for updates, but there’s just no news other than what they already know. Two shots fired, and no sign of Lucy anywhere. He says he can’t believe this is happening. He’s going to hire his own divers, and have them look. She says, Mac and Anna are doing everything they can, but he says he feels in his gut Lucy is alive, and there’s always miracles. She says, he’s right, and they walk into the MetroCourt Gardens, seeing Holly and Robert at a table. Felicia tells him, what was he saying about miracles?

Jordan says she has a job to do, so if Arden doesn’t mind… Arden says she does mind. Victor Cassadine has a team of lawyers who are salivating to sue for unlawful arrest. Jordan says, that’s going to be difficult, considering she didn’t arrest him, but he is a person of interest in Lucy Coe’s disappearance. Arden says she didn’t see him in that drone footage, did Jordan? and Jordan suggests she call Arden’s boss and see if he agrees. Arden says, do not involve DA Scorpio, but Jordan says, it is his case, not Arden’s. Arden says, with all the evidence against his ex-wife and the mother of his child, Robert will have no choice but to recuse himself. Jordan says, they’re in the very early stages of the investigation; it’s way too early to be talking recusal. Just to be clear, the evidence they have at this point is all circumstantial. Arden says, we’ll see, and leaves.

Drew says, that felt different, and Carly agrees. He says he means in the best possible way, and she says, what now? He asks if she means right now, or the big picture? She says, both, but mostly right now, and he says, now they head back to Port Charles. She says she knew he’d say that, and he wonders why she asked. She says, on the off-chance he wouldn’t, and he asks if she doesn’t want to go home. She says, she does; she misses her kids like crazy. She’s just reluctant to go. She found something in Jacksonville that made her not want to leave. He asks, what? and she says, you.

Anna puts everything back the way it was, closing the trunk and stuffing her gloves in her pocket. Dante comes along, and says, she’s still here. Did Jordan cut Victor loose? She says, she had no choice. He lawyered up, and he’s convinced he got away with murder.

Jordan says, Arden is putting a lot of stock in what could be considered falsified evidence, and Arden says, Jordan is giving her friend Anna a whole lot of specialized treatment. Jordan says she’s using the discretion of her office, and Arden says, an office Anna Devane occupied for how many years? She’s been with the PCPD off and on since the 80s. Jordan was her hire, wasn’t she? Jordan says, in the beginning, and Arden says, maybe Jordan’s discretion isn’t so professional after all. How many people in this department, from the old timers to the officers who’ve got five years in feel loyalty to Anna Devane? How many would be willing to give her the benefit of the doubt? Or turn a blind eye? Or actively steer the investigation in another direction? There’s a case here, and she intends to prosecute it. Because she didn’t learn from the last one where she was way off base because of doctored evidence. Jordan calls Robert, and tells him to call her when he can; it’s important. Mac asks, what’s got the ADA all fired up now? but Jordan says, first things first. Any news from harbor patrol? He says he was on a police boat all night and most of the day. They came up empty. She says, no sign of Lucy? and he says he was hoping she had better news. She says, they have a suspect, but he’s not going to like who it is.

Dante says, whoever shot Lucy, it’s just a matter of time, and Anna says, she needs to share something with him. He says, the woman who washed up at the Quartermaines, and she says, Jordan told her it’s not Lucy. He asks if she knows who it was, but she says, no. He says, she’ll never believe it. It was Holly Sutton.

Felicia and Scotty go over to Holly and Robert, and Felicia says she doesn’t believe what she’s seeing right now. Scotty wonders if they died and went to heaven, but Holly says she doesn’t think they’d let him through those gates. Felicia hugs Holly, and Robert tells her, careful; they just fished Holly out of the lake. Scotty asks if there’s a hug for him, and Holly says, always, hugging him. Robert says, he wants to take her home to rest, but Holly says she doesn’t need to rest. She needs faces, people, especially the people she missed so much. Felicia says, not as much as they missed her. Where has she been, and how did she end up in the lake? Robert says, her memory is fragile right now, and Holly says, that’s a kind way of saying, it’s all a fog. She doesn’t remember much about the last two years. Scotty says, poof! She’s just back in Port Charles with no clue? She says, that’s the gist of it, but Felicia says, now that Holly is home, she’s sure everything will come back

Martin says, it’s Sasha’s right to contest the decision, but she should know it could take months, and Sasha says, the decision being? He says, Brando’s death makes it even more imperative that she remain under the guidance of a guardian, and she says she can’t imagine it being anyone except Brando. Who did the judge choose? He says, that’s the thing. He’s sorry, but seeing she has no other living relatives, it will have to be a court-appointed guardian. She says, he means a stranger? and he says he’s afraid so.

Carly tells Drew, when she left Jacksonville in her 20s, she thought she was going after everything she wanted. In retrospect, she wasn’t really running toward anything; she was trying to escape all the mistakes she made here. He says, the funny thing is, she ended up with a lot of what she wanted, and she says, she did. She figured out who she was at her core, and that was huge. But she never realized she was running away. Now she’s able to admit that. He asks if she’s afraid if she leaves now, somehow she’ll lose that clarity, and she says she’s afraid if they leave, it’s going change them; how they are together, the ease between them. She can talk to him about everything and nothing. She loves being with him, and she’s afraid to lose that.

Sonny says, so Sasha’s life and day-to-day decisions are going to be left in the hands of a stranger? and Martin says, that’s correct. Sonny says, that’s not happening, and Nina says, they can fight it. Sonny says, and they’ll win, because if Sasha needs a guardian, he’s in. Nina says, so is she. They’re here to help in any way possible. Martin says, no disrespect intended, but the court will never sign off on somebody with a criminal record, and Nina says, there has to be something they can do; someone else to step in. Gladys walks in, and says, there is. They’re looking at her. I’m wondering why the judge didn’t appoint Gladys right away.

Mac asks where Anna is now, and Jordan says, she believes she was framed. He says, of course (🍷) she was framed, and Jordan says, she went looking for evidence to prove it. He says, obviously. He gets Anna wants to clear her name, but he’s surprised Jordan let her walk. In a good way, Jordan is usually about playing it by the book. She says she still is. That so-called incriminating video may have convinced the ADA, but to her, it screams set-up. And whether or not Anna has it in her to kill Lucy, she doesn’t for one second believe Anna would do it in such a stupid and obvious way. There’s something else going on here. Mac says she’ll get no argument from him, and she says, and in the rush to declare Lucy dead and charge Anna, people seem to be missing the fact that Lucy’s been missing less than 48 hours, and they have no body.

Holly asks why Robert didn’t tell her Lucy was missing, and Felicia says, he was probably too busy pinching himself to make sure he wasn’t dreaming. He says, it’s still sinking in, and Holly says she’s so sorry. What happened? They’ve all wanted to tear Lucy’s hair out at some point – she knows she has – but wanting to kill her. Who would go to those lengths? Victor walks in, and Scotty suggests they ask him.

Anna says, Holly’s alive? and Dante says he saw her in the flesh. Anna says, that’s incredible. She has to call Robert. He says, Robert already knows, and she says, that’s probably why she couldn’t reach him. He says, Robert was one of the first on the scene when the Quartermaines found Holly in the boathouse, and she says, he must be so happy. Damte says, it was a wild reunion, and she asks if Holly is all right. Where has she been all this time, and why didn’t she contact them? He says, her mind seems kind of fuzzy on the details, but they checked her out at the hospital, and she seems fine. Anna says, maybe it’s a sign, and he says, of what? She says, if Holly can be found, maybe so can Lucy. She’s going to see for herself. She goes to her car, but Arden comes by with an officer, and says, Anna’s not going anywhere.

Drew says, looking back on life, it’s a trip, isn’t it? and Carly says, sometimes fun; sometimes not so much. He says he had a similar experience as she did. He joined the Navy right out of high school. Now he realizes he was just looking for a home, and he found that. Those guys are his brothers in every sense of the word. It did fill a void for a little while. She says, but the void’s still there, and he says, after everything that happened, after thinking he was Jason, everything became so clear to him. His whole life he’s just been looking for who he was, where to belong, someone to belong to. She asks if he doesn’t think he found it in Port Charles with the Quartermaines, and he says, yeah, but where he really feels it is with her. He doesn’t want her to think he’s looking to her to be the answer to all his problems. That everything is just going to slide into place, and be happily ever after. She says, good, because happily ever after doesn’t exist, and certainly not with her. He knows her, and inevitably, she’ll get fired up about something, and go tearing off to God knows where, doing God knows what. He says he knows and he’s okay with that. Remember the conversation they had in her kitchen after the Quartermaine picnic? She says, of course (🍷) she does, and he says, she told him that she was scared to see the end before it had even begun. After their time here, does she still feel that way? She says, no. What they have feels solid. He says, in a way it didn’t before, and she says, she guesses Jacksonville not only changed her, it changed them. He says, doesn’t that tell them all they need to know?

Gladys apologizes for being late; stuck in traffic. Sasha tells her, Martin was just filling them in on the judge’s decision. Gladys says she figured as much; a court-appointed guardian? Nina says, Sasha’s not too happy about it, and Gladys says, and Sonny and Nina are out because of their… history. That leaves her. Sonny asks if she’s serious, and she says, he’s the one who told her it’s time to step up and be here for her family. Somebody has to do what Brando wanted, so why not her?

Mac looks at the video, and Jordan says, well? He says, it looks like Anna with a gun, but there has to be another explanation. The video is doctored or… She says, something. He says, this much he knows. No way in hell did Anna lure Lucy to the docks, and shoot her in cold blood. Jordan says, which means someone else did, and set Anna up to take the fall. He says, in other words, Lucy may be the victim, but Anna was really the intended target. She says, exactly, and he says, she knows who’s after Anna, doesn’t she?

Victor apologizes for the interruption, but asks Robert if he has an update on Lucy. Scotty says, Victor is the one who should know, since he’s been spending all that time with her, and Victor says, if only he could. There’s nothing he wouldn’t do to find her, so if anyone has any idea how he can help, please let him know. Scotty says, Victor will be his first call, and Victor goes to his table. Holly says, Cassadine? and Robert says, Victor. Scotty says, the rottenest apple in the whole barrel, and Felicia tells Holly, and that’s saying something. Holly says, he seems sincere about wanting to find Lucy; why were they hostile to him? Felicia says, because they think he’s behind Lucy’s disappearance, and Holly says, that suit doesn’t scream cold-blooded killer to her, but Felicia says, looks can be deceiving. In fact… Robert shakes his head, and Holly tells him, don’t give Felicia that look like she wouldn’t catch it. What has that man done?

Dante asks, what’s going on? and Arden says she has a warrant to search Anna’s car. A warrant has already been issued for her home. Officers are on their way as they speak. Anna says, that’s very efficient, and Arden says, when the system works, it works. Anna says she knows Jordan didn’t sign off on that, and Arden says, fortunately, she’s not judge and jury. Dante says, funny. He was going to say the same thing about Arden. Arden says she admires his loyalty, but it’s misplaced. His former boss is the prime suspect in the disappearance of Lucy Coe. Dante laughs, and says, that is insane. Arden says, maybe, maybe not. Let’s take a look and find out. Anna pops open the trunk, and the three of them look inside like there’s an extinct animal living in it. Maybe a baby triceratops.

Walking on the beach, Carly says, Drew was right about everything. Not only is what they have worth pursuing, she wants it. But she wants it because it’s something she chooses, not because it’s something she’s hiding in. He asks if she feels like hiding, and she says she feels like he’s the best thing that’s happened in a long time. She doesn’t want to mess it up because she doesn’t something stupid or makes a dumb mistake. He says, she won’t, and she says, make a mistake? but he says, no. She won’t lose him over it. She asks how he knows, and he says he just does.  Zzzz… Wake me when they’re done with this conversation.

Sonny says, when he told Gladys to step up her game, he didn’t mean she should take on this kind of responsibility, but she says she wants to take on this responsibility. She wants to be here for Sasha, since Brando can’t be, and help her through this awful time. Nina says, keep it in the family? That’s good, right? Sasha says, that’s very good, and takes Gladys’s hand across the table. Gladys says, she’s not Brando – no one is or could be – but she promises to give it her best shot. Sasha says she knows Gladys will. The last thing she wants is a stranger telling her what she can and can’t do, so is it a possibility for Gladys to be her guardian, even though she’s not technically family? Martin says, it’s not the worst idea in the world. In terms of succession, New York State doesn’t distinguish between the mother and the mother-in-law. The judge might be persuaded to see it in the same terms, provided Gladys is a suitable option. Nina says, what’s the worst that could happen? They say no. Gladys says, then it’s decided. Unless Sonny thinks she’s not up for the job.

Jordan tells Mac, Anna is convinced Victor set her up to cover his own tracks. It’s a win-win. He gets rid of Anna and Lucy in one shot. Mac says he thought Victor liked Lucy, and vice versa. Felicia told him they were all over each other when Martin was out of town. She says, they were, but according to Anna, it was all an act on Lucy’s part. Lucy was working for her, trying to get an angle on Victor to connect him to Luke’s murder. Problem is, Lucy went a little rogue. He says, sounds about right, and Jordan says, Anna tried to call her off… He says, but Lucy being lucy, she didn’t listen. So Anna thinks Victor found out and turned the tables. She says, Victor denies it of course (🍷), but if that drone footage can’t be disproved… He says, Victor gets away with murder – again.

On the phone, Victor says, warrants have been issued already? That’s impressive. Remind him to make a sizable contribution to ADA Arden’s campaign if she should decide to run for a higher office.

Robert thinks it’s enough excitement for today, and wants to get Holly home and put her to bed. Felicia says, really, and he says, while he sleeps on the couch. Holly says, this is the worst example of deflection she’s ever seen attempted. What is so terrible about Victor Cassadine? Scotty says, where should he begin? and Felicia tells Robert that Holly’s not going to stop asking. Holly says, like a dog with a bone, and Robert says, an elegant, sweet, loveable dog. Felicia says, Luke is gone, and Holly says, gone, as in… Robert says, yeah, gone, and Felicia says, they had no reason to believe Victor was responsible. They thought it was an accident… Scotty says, accident, my foot. They all know it was premeditated murder. Holly says, she can’t believe it. Luke, of all people. How can that kind of energy cease to exist? Robert says, they’ll talk about it at home, but Holly says, she’s not going anywhere just yet.

Arden comes into the station with Dante and Anna, and Mac says, she can’t just go around harassing law abiding citizens to high-profile the case. Arden says, he may want to rephrase the law abiding part when he sees what they found in the trunk of Anna’s car. She shows him a bag with the gun in it, and Dante says, which Anna showed them voluntarily; she popped the trunk herself. Arden says, also, here are the clothes the perpetrator was wearing at the time she shot Lucy Coe, and Dante asks how she knows what they were wearing. Arden says, from the footage, and as Mac will see, she bears an uncanny resemblance to Miss Devane. Jordan says, footage that hasn’t been verified. They don’t know if anything on there is real. Dante quietly tells Anna that he has to take care of something. They’ve got to play by the rules. The system is working against her, but the advantage they have is, they know someone set her up. They’re going to fix this. Trust in that. Seriously. Does anyone think Anna would be this stupid? Although it was stupid of her not to drive the car somewhere else to look it over.

Drew says, Carly’s not going to lose him, because he understands the true meaning of what she’s lost, and the weight that comes with it. He was lost for over two years. It’s not like a fight or break-up or differences you can’t work through. When you lose something, it’s gone, and if by some miracle, you get it back, it’s never the same. The time you don’t have together, and the time you couldn’t reach out and hold someone you love, you don’t get that back. But loss does teach you the difference between what you simply like and value, and what is truly irreplaceable. She’s irreplaceable. There’s nobody like her, and no one is to him what she is to him. That’s just a fact. They kiss.

Sonny says he thinks Gladys would make a great guardian, but since she’s throwing his words back at him, he also told her, they’re all in this together. Nina says she hopes that includes her. She knows she’s no technically family either, but part of her will always think of Sasha as the daughter she never knew. Sasha says, she’s honored, even though she doesn’t deserve it, and Nina says, if life was about deserving, the people in this room would all be in trouble. She loves Sasha, and will always be here for her. Sasha says she loves Nina too, and they hug. On the phone, Martin says, let him know as soon as possible, and Sasha says, Lucy? but he says, no, nothing yet. You know what they say, no news… Right now, he has to be honest. He feels pretty lousy. Sonny says, they’re all pulling for her, and Sasha hugs Martin.

Mac tells Anna that she doesn’t have to say anything without a lawyer, and Arden says, she seems to have the silent thing down pat. Jordan says, silence is not an admission of guilt, or didn’t they teach the Fifth Amendment when Arden went to law school? Arden says, what she was taught was to follow the evidence, and that’s all she’s doing – her job. Mac says, they don’t know how the gun and those clothes got in Anna’s car. Someone planted them. It had to be Victor.

Dante goes the Gardens and asks if Robert has heard from Anna, but Robert says, his phone hasn’t made a peep all day. Felicia asks if it’s about Lucy, and Dante says, Lucy still hasn’t turned up. The ADA is convinced she’s got her shooter. Scotty says, of course (🍷) she does. She works for Robert, but she’s always jumping to conclusions. Robert asks, who does she suspect? and Dante says, Anna.  

Anna says, Arden is falling for it. Just like he knew she would. Arden sees that, doesn’t she? Arden says, Jordan knows what needs to happen, and Jordan tells Officer Williams to take the evidence to forensics to be analyzed. Arden says, Mac has more than enough to arrest Anna, and knows it. Do his duty, or she’ll find someone who will.

Robert says, Arden is investigating Anna for shooting Lucy? and Felicia says, that’s ridiculous; it’s a set-up. Dante agrees, and Scotty says he’d bet the farm on who’s behind it. Holly says, excuse her, and stomps over to Victor’s table. Robert says, dammit, and Victor gets up, saying he’s sorry. He doesn’t believe they’ve met. Holly says, consider this their introduction then, and slaps him across the face.

Carly says she loves this. The ocean is so incredible. It’s amazing how it can make you feel so small in the face of such vast beauty. You’d think it would make you feel the opposite, but it’s empowering. He says he feels it. Such a big part of the year was spent sweeping away all the stuff that doesn’t matter, and letting go of everything that happened to him. It was a nightmare, but he survived. It’s over, and it shaped him into who he is, like this experience shaped her. She says, 100%, and he says, it’s not like they’re going to lose sight of themselves. It’s not who they’ve become; it’s who they are. This is us. She says she thinks she’s going to like them a lot, and he says, he already does, and kisses her.

Martin says, he’ll officially petition to have Gladys appointed as Sasha’s guardian, and Sasha thanks him. Nina thanks him too, and says she can’t imagine how distracted he is, and he’s here getting things done. He says, with any luck, at least they’ll have one happy ending. Sasha tells Martin, don’t lose hope, and he says, to better days, little one, and leaves. Gladys asks if Sasha is ready to go home, and Sasha hugs Sonny and Nina, who says, she’s got this. Gladys thanks Sonny for everything, and she and Sasha leave. Nina says she’s so impressed. With everything Sasha’s had to go through, she still has empathy for Martin. Sonny says, it gives him hope that she’ll get through this, and Nina says, Sasha is going to get through this. Because she has them. He says, damn straight, and kisses her.  

Holly tells Victor, that was for Luke Spencer. The next one will be for Lucy Coe and Anna Devane. Robert runs over, and says he thinks she made her point, but she says, there’s a lot more where that came from. Robert pulls her away, and Victor says he’s tempted to press charges. Dante says, for what? He didn’t see anything. Victor sighs, and Felicia says, she was checking her email. Scotty says he should throw his drink in Victor’s face, but he doesn’t want to waste good vodka. Victor’s day is coming. Tick-tock. They all move along, and Victor’s phone rings. He says, give him some good news… Yes. He thought their little surprise package would pay dividends. Now how about casa Devane?… The search is underway? He almost feels sorry for Anna. It would be such a shame for them to find something in her own home that would put her away for the rest of her life.

Arden says, it must be nice to be Anna. Defenders and special treatment wherever she goes. A crime was committed. It’s her job to prosecute the case. End of story. Mac asks if she doesn’t recognize a frame job when she sees one. Or is she just another name on Victor Cassadine’s payroll? She says she could have his badge for that, and Anna tells him not to fall on hid sword for her. He says he’s not arresting her, and Arden says, she’ll have no choice but to report him to internal affairs. Anna tells Jordan, just do it. They’ll figure it out later. She rolls up her sleeves, and Jordan handcuffs her and reads her rights.  

Tomorrow, Josslyn asks Dex, how long before Sonny betrays him; Finn says he knows the real reason Elizabeth and Terry are going away; Nikolas tells Victor, the Cassadine legacy is in his hands; and Britt says, here goes nothing.

Below Deck Mediterranean

Valetta, Malta. Natalya and Kyle continue to argue tells Kyle to calm down, and he tells her to face her f***ing sh*t. Tasha tells them, stop, and walks Kyle away from the table. She knows he’s not trying to be a knob, but… He says he’s not apologizing again. Storm says Natalya didn’t tell him the captain got involved. It didn’t seem like a big deal; it was a chill vibe. She’s been super off to him, when he’s only been nice to her. He leaves to have a smoke, and in Tasha’s interview, she says, she feels like everything exploded into big drama. It’s becoming a sh*tshow, and she needs to stop it, but she doesn’t know what to do. Kyle tells Tasha that he will not shut up when he’s being attacked, and in Reid’s interview, he says, one thing he learned in conflict was, if an argument happens in public, deal with it later. Kyle and Tasha come back, and Natalya tells him that they were friends, but now they’re just colleagues. Kyle says, they were never friends; she’s never even asked about his life. Reid tells Kyle to just block it out, and say, cool. In his interview, Reid says, he has no idea what this is about, but when he was in college, people would get drunk and fight, and he’d try to lessen the tension. Tasha says, she and Natalya need to be holding the peace, but Natalya says, it happened at work. It’s Tasha’s role to tell Kyle that he can’t call her a bitch. In Natalya’s interview, she says, if the chief stew doesn’t want it to happen outside of work, handle it during working hours. Courtney suggests they go get tequila, which will certainly solve things, and they go to a pub. Kyle says, after this season, he and Natalya will never have to see each other’s faces again. Natalya says, Tasha hasn’t stood up for her, and isn’t addressing this, but Tasha says, they’re adults. Natalya says, Kyle called her a bitch during work hours, and the captain heard it. Which isn’t true, what the captain heard was Kyle telling Tasha about it. Kyle tells her, he’ll say it again with pleasure.

Natalya leaves the table, and Storm comes back. He tells Mzi that he found a McDonald’s for him. He ordered six hamburgers, and then they said they were closed. Mzi says, Storm needs to talk to his woman, and Courtney tells Natalya to go back with Storm, but she says she doesn’t think he wants to. She wants to put knives in Kyle’s pillow, and Courtney says, she saw Kyle apologize, and Natalya accepted it. She wonders what happened. At the table, Reid suggests they talk about something else, and I feel sorry for him. He seems halfway normal and doesn’t realize these people are five-year-olds in adult bodies. Courtney tells Storm to shut up; he’s going home with Natalya, and she puts them in a taxi. Natalya digs in her bra, pulling out what looks like maybe a received letter and envelope, and a lottery ticket. She hands them to Storm, and he asks what it is. She says, it was in her bra, explaining nothing. Even worse, they never revisit this. WTF? Courtney tells Tasha, whatever is going on, the situation needs be resolved, and they need to have professionalism. Kyle can’t speak like that. Tasha says she’ll deal with it tomorrow. Reid moves to the other end of the table with Dave, saying, he knows they don’t have much to talk about, but he doesn’t want to be in the middle of that. In Storm’s interview, he says he’s frustrated to see Natalya like this. He still cares, and wants to make sure she’s okay. They cuddle in her bunk. I’m so sick of some of them. and long for the days of Captain Lee, Kate, and Chef Ben.

They leave the restaurant, and Dave walks with Tasha. He says, they only have 10 more days. He starts asking about her boyfriend, and in his interview, he says, he should probably give up this point, but he thinks there’s hope; he can’t help it. Tasha tells him, it’s been sh*t enough tonight, and the crew gets in the taxis. They get back to the boat, and Dave sends a sweet dreams text to Tasha. Then he’s off to the races with wishing it were better between them, it’s hard loving her, and it sucks between them. Tasha tells Kyle, some people have serious issues, and he says, they’ll deal with it tomorrow. He’s not playing the victim, but he did feel under attack. Courtney tells Natalya that she needs to speak to Kyle.

In the morning, Captain Sandy says, the wind is terrible, and Kyle thinks he’s still drunk. Tasha texts Dave, thanking him for caring, but asking him to please text only work related things. In his interview, Dave says, fair enough, but the next couple of charters are going to be sh*t. In Tasha’s interview, she says she wants him to realize there are boundaries. She doesn’t want to go back in the mess they were in before. We flash back to that, and she says she’s got enough on her plate. It’s the last thing she wants. The captain says, the wind is going to be over 30 knots, and the swell is a massive bummer. She calls Tasha, Dave, and Storm for the preference sheet meeting.

Captain Sandy says, it’s charter 8, and they’re all still together; they’re a strong team. The primaries are Garold and Katharine, who own a 58 foot sailing yacht. They’re celebrating their 25th anniversary, and want the crew to tend to their every need. Their youngest daughter Lila is a yacht broker, and will be celebrating her 21st birthday. Dave says he’ll smash out some sushi when they arrive, and do a Spanish theme for the anniversary dinner. The captain says, they spend summers jet skiing and snorkeling, and want all the toys out all the time. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like they’re getting off the dock. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she says, there’s a major weather system that’s not going to change. There’s no way they’re getting off the dock. It’s so rough, they’ll have no protection in this weather. She tells them, the pressure’s on, like they don’t already know. Tasha says she’s having the meeting she would like to have had yesterday, and the stews sit at a table. Tasha says, what happened when they were out was because people get alcohol in their system, and things are heighted. There was no need for shouting. Natalya says, Kyle called her a bitch, and got so hotheaded, Captain Sandy stepped in and said it’s not appropriate. Again, not exactly what happened. Kyle says he was 100% wrong, and it’s on him, but Natalya says, after he apologized, he called her a bitch again, so his apology means nothing. Kyle tells her that he said it to her face, and she says, he said it in front of the crew; it’s not appropriate. Kyle says, Natalya has attacked him and his profession, and said, he and Tasha are unprofessional. Tasha says, Natalya said she was a bad manager, that she can’t manage her time, and she’s unapproachable. And Tasha said it behind her back. Things are said in the heat of the moment, and she understands; they’ve all said something. But going forward, if one of them feels something is upsetting, or needs to change, they need to speak about it first; not let it make them angry down the line. They can try to make it better. Natalya agrees, and Kyle says he’s not blowing smoke up Natalya’s ass, but it’s the facts. He’s genuinely apologetic about his use of words, and has no excuse except he’s exhausted. He tears up, and she laughs and hugs him. He says he’s going to miss her, and Tasha comes in for a three-way hug. She suggests they hit the refresh, and in Kyle’s interview, he says he was defending himself with Natalya. He was bullied in school, and had a tough time. With Natalya, he wasn’t thinking about where she might be coming from. Natalya says, new rule; no talking sh*t. Kyle says, but he loves talking sh*t. They just won’t talk sh*t about the interior. They don’t want to change too many things.

Tasha makes coffee, and provisions come in. The captain announces the guests’ arrival at 12 o’clock. The guests come up the dock, and Captain Sandy welcomes them to their home away from home. Tasha will show them around, and then she’ll have a chat with them about the weather. Katharine says, at least it’s sunny, sounding hopeful, but the captain says, they’re not leaving the dock. They’ll talk inside. In the captain’s interview, she says, they see the sun, and there isn’t much wind, but outside the port, it’s bad, and wind brings waves. Tasha says, the guests look angry about not leaving, and Kyle says, it’s a bummer. The guests are given champagne, and the tour. Birthday girl Lila already seems like she’ll be a pita, whining about how she wants the ocean. In Tasha’s interview, she says, it’s a test. They had a chief stew that was constantly testing them. He would put gum on an apple in the fruit bowl to see if they were checking the fruit bowls. The captain shows Lila the screen, and she agrees, it’s bad. Captain Sandy says, it’s dangerous. They can’t leave, but the minute it lays down, they’ll take off. Kyle tells Dave, 30 minutes to lunch, as Tasha searches for mint. She says, last charter they had a bunch of mint, but Dave says, it wasn’t used. All I can think is, it’s not like it’s expensive or difficult to grow; what’s his problem? She says, she can’t help what the guests want, and he gives her attitude. She tells him to stop being sh*tty. She has no time for it. He pretends not to know what he’s doing, and she says, he’s been rude to her all morning.

Tasha says, Dave won’t communicate, when she’s going out of her way to be helpful. Captain Sandy shows Storm the waves on screen, and says, they can be deceiving because you can’t see the swell. Storm says, he’ll have Courtney take out the tender to check the other side of the marina, and tells Mzi to go with her to see how the swell is. They head out, and Courtney asks if he’s sure it’s safe. In Courtney’s interview, she says she’s never been in a tender with a swell this bad. All she can see are massive f***ing waves. Holy sh*t. The guests sit for lunch, and Storm tells the captain that it’s not safe, while Courtney tells the other deckhands how scary it was. Storm suggests they get the guests to shore for a museum tour or something, and in the captain’s interview, she says, it’s bad timing. They have super active guests who are into water sports. They have to think of something or they’re screwed. Storm calls provider Rico, and leaves a message asking if there are any things the guests can do in town. Kyle serves, and one of the guests says, it looks beautiful. Kyle says, thank you, but what about the food? Storm tells the guests that cannons are set off every day at St. Peter Paul Baston, and a private tour has been arranged. Courtney and Reid go with them, and Storm cuddles with Natalya in her bunk. In Natalya’s interview, she says she’s been so stressed lately with the interior, it’s nice to have Storm to cuddle with. On shore, primary Ben asks if Mzi thinks they’ll get off the dock tomorrow, and Mzi says he thinks so, even though he clearly doesn’t know.

The view is spectacular, and Ben says, they’re not in Alabama anymore. Katharine wonders if they’ll be able to go out, and in Courtney’s interview, she says, it’s hard to keep them entertained for 12 hours. It’s not a great situation. The cannons are fired, and there’s applause. Katharine says, very cool, and the cannon guy asks if there are any questions. She asks if he thinks they’ll get off the docks tomorrow, and he says, oh yeah, like he knows. I don’t know why guests always think repeatedly asking will make it happen faster. On the boat, the stews create a Spanish theme to match the food. Dave says he’s making chicken and prawn paella, and he’s doing as many starters as he can. Tasha practically has to extract the information from him, and asks if he’s okay. He says, not really, and in his interview, he says, he’s having a hard time processing that there’s no chance. The thought was so dumb. It’s stupid, and he wants to run away. I look up his age, and he’s 35 not 15. The guests come back, and Tasha tells Natalya about Dave’s incessant non-work messages, and how she told him to stop. Natalya says, Tasha is hanging in, and doing good in maintaining. The guests are greeted with sangria, and decide on an 8:30 dinner. I’m not liking daughter Lila much; she’s a real brat. Natalya tells Courtney that Dave is being short with Tasha, and Captain Sandy checks out the table, impressed with Tasha’s rose napkins. In her interview, she says, interior is pulling out all the stops; the setting, the theme, all the courses. It’s a lot of pressure for the chef. They’re all committed to keeping the guests happy, and that makes her happy. There are silver mylar balloons in numbers 2 and 5, and the guests get excited over them. Go figure. Courtney tries to help serve, and Dave is vague with her. She says, he’s in a mood, and it’s not good. He makes a million appetizers… excuse me, starters, and grumbles about too many people asking him questions. In Tasha’s interview, she says, Dave is being unprofessional, giving her the cold shoulder because she set boundaries. Their job is communicating, especially with these guests. Lila whines that dinner is taking too long a time, and Katharine tells her to pace herself. Lila says, if they were in a restaurant, dad Ben would be wondering what the hell is going on. Katharine says, it’s fine. Storm has been there helping with service, and tells Kyle, they’re not stoked. Lila goes to the bathroom with her sister or friend or whatever she is, and says, she’s annoyed. It’s embarrassing. It’s supposed to be five-star, and it’s slow, and no one said anything. She’s an asshat. There, someone said something.

Captain Sandy wonders who’s complaining, and Katharine says, positive thoughts about getting off the dock. Tasha and Dave set up the paella on the bar inside, and in the captain’s interview, she says, she senses major tension between Dave and Tasha. She’s not sure why, but she’s going to keep an eye on them, and see it stays at this level. Lila wails that she doesn’t think this is seven-star, bumping the rating up by two. Or down, depending on how you’re looking at it. Kyle tells Tasha, the daughter is complaining on the father’s behalf, but Tasha tells him not to say anything until after service. In her interview, she says she feels like telling Dave now, but paella won’t help the situation, and it will take 45 minutes to make more. These guests clearly don’t want to wait. Ben says, it’s not the best thing Dave has made them, Lila says, she’s not hungry anymore, and I wonder if they were doing drugs in that bathroom. Tasha tells Dave that the guests are happy, and everyone heads for bed. Like the junior d-bag she is, while passing the galley, Lila says, dinner was amazing… and when she passes the corner, adds, kind of. Reid thinks she’s hot, so he obviously doesn’t care about personality. Mzi doesn’t see them getting off the dock tomorrow, and they clean up.

Kyle heads down the stairs, balloons in one hand, dishes in another, and we don’t see it, but he takes a tumble. Yeah, I don’t like that staircase. I can’t even imagine drinking then going down that staircase. Kyle lies at the bottom, face down, and calls for help. Natalya runs up, and radios for Captain Sandy to come to the pantry.

To be continued…

🥁 Marching To a Different Drummer…

Meet me here tomorrow for soap and a Winter House read. Until then, stay safe, stay tipping as well as you can, and stay understanding, when you lose something, it’s gone, and if by some miracle, you get it back, it’s never the same. But loss does teach you the difference between what you simply like and value, and what is truly irreplaceable.

October 21, 2022 – Martin Accuses Anna Of Murder, Holly, Renewed, Nuclear, Non-Leak, New Side, RumbleCon, Just Go Away, Joking, Southern Touch, Story News, Pets (!), One More Than Ten Quotes & Anything

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

In Jacksonville, Carly and Drew walk on the beach, Drew carrying the urn with Virginia’s ashes. He says, it’s so beautiful. There’s no rush. She can take as much time as she wants. They can come back tomorrow if she wants. She says, that’s okay; she’s ready.

Robert goes into the boathouse and says, oh my God. Holly is there wrapped in a blanket, and says, hello, Robert. He says, Holly? (like she might be someone else) and she says, it’s me. He kneels down and asks if it’s really her. She says, don’t tell her she looks so awful, he didn’t recognize her (like she doesn’t look like she did 20 years ago), and he says, it’s really her. She’s the most beautiful sight in the world. He hugs her.

Sasha tells Maxie, no one matching Lucy’s description was brought into the ER. Maxie asks if it’s a good thing, or a bad thing, and Sasha says she doesn’t know. On one hand, it could mean she isn’t hurt… Maxie says, but where is she? She’s been worrying non-stop since she got that call from the police. Sasha wonders why the police would be looking for Lucy. Maxie says, Dante was being intentionally vague, giving her that whole, I can’t discuss an ongoing investigation thing. He just wanted to know if she’d heard from Lucy. Austin joins them, and says he got Maxie’s weird text; what’s going on? Maxie says, Lucy’s missing.

Chase meets Brook at the Quartermaines, and asks if everything is okay; he saw the patrol car out front. She says, they found a woman in the boathouse, and he says, that doesn’t sound creepy at all. She says, they were hoping it was Lucy, since no one’s heard from her since yesterday, but Michael and Willow were just here, and apparently, it’s Robert Scorpio’s dead wife. Just another day at the Quartermaine’s.

Holly says she’s missed Robert too. Why does he look like he’s seen a ghost? He says, they all thought she was dead, and she asks why anyone would think that. He asks where she’s been for the last two years.

Victor’s attorney, Roz, says, this is so typical of Anna Devane. Everybody knows she’s made it her life’s work to send Victor to prison. Victor says he’s counting on that.

Jordan, Anna, and Martin look at the drone footage, and Jordan says, there’s Lucy. She turns, reacts, then she’s shot. Martin says, by Anna, but Anna says, she wasn’t there. Martin says, that screen says otherwise, and we see the shooter’s face. It’s Anna’s face, and she says, there’s an obvious explanation, but Martin says, she’s a murderer. She says, no. She’s being set up.

Holly tells Robert, she doesn’t know; everything is mixed up. She was on a boat… she thinks. He says he’d like to have her checked out for a concussion, but she says she’s fine. He says he’d like a doctor to tell him that. Shall we? On the side, Olivia asks how Holly got into their boathouse, but Ned says, her guess is as good as his. Dante comes in, and says, the ambulance is on the way. Holly says, ambulance? and Robert says, hospital, medical people, stuff like that. She says she just needs dry clothes and a shower, and he says, and a guy with an MD after his name. This is not negotiable. She says, still as stubborn as ever, and he says, look who’s talking. Dante introduces himself, and asks if she knows how she got to Port Charles. Olivia says, her last known location was Monte Carlo, and Holly says, she has no idea. Robert says, GH, now. She says, fine, but no ambulance. Where’s his car? He asks if she’d like to drive, and she says, is he kidding? They drive insane in this country. (Agreed.)

Austin says, if Lucy’s brought in, he’ll let Maxie know as soon as possible, and Sasha says she can’t stand to lose anyone else. Maxie tells her, it’s too soon to be thinking like that. Do they know anyone who’s tougher or more resilient than Lucy? Sasha says, no, and Maxie says, she’s a survivor. They have to think about that, and think positive. Mason comes along, and Maxie says she didn’t know he was still in town. She introduces Sasha, and Austin suggests they head home. He’ll give them a call if there’s any change. Sasha says, the thought of going back to her apartment is… and Maxie asks, when was the last time she ate? Sasha says she’s not hungry, but Maxie says, that’s not going to work for her, and steers Sasha toward the cafeteria. Austin says, Mason can’t be here, and Mason says, Austin keeps saying that like it’s his choice. They both know it’s not up to either one of them.

Anna says she didn’t shoot Lucy, and Martin says, they just watched her do it. She says, it’s not her. Jordan joins them, and says, the woman found at the Quartermaine boathouse wasn’t Lucy. Martin says, if Lucy is gone, it’s because Anna killed her, and Jordan tells him to keep his voice down. He asks why he should, and she says, he’s a lawyer. Of all people, he should know video footage can be altered. Anna says, it’s fake, and he says, of course (🍷) she would say that. Jordan asks if he really thinks Anna would shoot Lucy at point blank range, and Anna adds, and stand here and watch a video of it? Martin says, Anna is a lot more complicated, and maybe cold-blooded than she gets credit for, and why not? She’s a trained WSB operative, and he’s sure wrongfully accused is the first song they teach you in spy school. Anna says she knows he’s upset; she is too, but he needs to take a breath. She would never do anything to hurt Lucy. He says, don’t tell him to calm down. The last time he saw Lucy, she was storming off to confront Anna. Now Anna’s here and she’s not. So what happened on that pier? Lucy wouldn’t give Anna what she wanted? She threatened to turn things around, so Anna got rid of her. Anna says, this is all Victor, and Jordan says, wait here. She heads for the interrogation room, Anna on her heels. Roz says, finally, and Anna moves past Jordan, asking Victor, where is she?

Carly and Drew walk on the beach, as the cameraman perfects his crane shots. They get to a cliff, and Carly says, this is it.

Olivia tells Ned, Holly is a gutsy lady, but she could tell Holly was scared. Couldn’t he? He says, not remembering things that happened to you is scary, and she says she hopes Holly is all right. Did he see the look on Robert’s face when he saw her? Ned tells her, go to the hospital. Robert’s her friend, and could obviously use some support right now. Holly’s reappearance is a lot to wrap your head around. Besides, he can tell she’s dying of curiosity. She kisses him, they exchange I love yous, and she jets.

Mason says, he and Austin both answer to a higher power, and Austin says, God? Mason says, as far as they’re concerned, it might as well be. Face it, family’s forever, especially theirs. Robert wheels Holly out of the elevator, and she says, for the last time, she doesn’t need a wheelchair, and he says, for the last time, he wants a doctor to tell him that. And he thinks they found one. He wheels her over to Austin, who asks if he can help them. Robert says, this woman was found wandering on the Quartermaine grounds, but Holly says, she’s not this woman and she wasn’t wandering. Robert asks what she was doing there, and she says she doesn’t know. He says, memory issues. He’s concerned there might be a bit of damage there. She says she doesn’t want to be examined; she’s scared. Robert says he’s going to be with her every step of the way, and if there’s something wrong or there’s a problem, better that it happens here. She agrees, and introduces herself to Austin.

Carly says, this is her mother’s favorite spot. She would sit and watch Carly down below, catching hermit crabs. He says he can see it. Little Caroline, running around on the beach, not a care in the world. Scrambling over the rocks with a bucket. Did she ever try to take one of the crabs home as a pet? She says, she would show them to her mom, who would act impressed and amazed, and then they’d put them back because her mom said, this is their home. Then she would joke, and say, maybe one day it would be her home too. He says, now it will, and Carly says, it feels right. Laying her mother to rest at the ocean. There’s nowhere she’d rather be.

Chase wonders where Holly came from, and asks Brook if the Coast Guard found a boat nearby, but Brook doesn’t know. She brings him inside, and asks where he was this morning. He says he had an engagement with his niece, and she says, aka a tea party. She hopes Violet realizes she was having tea with a rock star. He says, let’s not go overboard, but she says, it’s not an exaggeration. Has he been following his social media accounts? He says, not really. Does that mean his set at The Savoy went well? She says, it didn’t go well; the people loved it. The video she posted has over 100,000 views already. This is huge. He’s going to be the next big thing.

Victor asks, what’s happened? Don’t tell him they found Lucy’s body. Anna says, so he killed her, and Roz tells Anna to watch her tone with her client. Jordan says, there’s no sign of Lucy’s body in the harbor. Tell them where she is. He says he doesn’t know, and Anna says, he’s lying. Jordan says, they watched the footage, and Anna says, his little show. He arranged for a drone to fly over the docks… Victor says, Anna’s become completely unhinged. Will someone tell him what’s going on here? Jordan says, they have a video of what appears to be a woman firing two shots at Lucy Coe, and Victor pretends to be mortified. He says he was clinging on to some hope that she was alive, and Anna flies around the table, but Roz blocks her from getting to Victor.

Maxie asks how Sasha is doing, and Sasha says, some days she feels like it’s going to be okay. Other days, she hangs out at the hospital because she doesn’t want to be home without him. Maxie says she remembers that. One of the worst parts of grief is that it’s not a straight line. It ebbs and flows, and she just wanted an end date. It’s unfortunate it doesn’t work like that. She’s here if Sasha wants to talk. Mason comes by, and says he was hoping to chat with Maxie before he leaves. He needs a favor.

Chase says, so Holly has zero memory of what happened, and Ned says, she doesn’t even know how she got to the US. Brook calls Chase over to show him the comments from his latest performance. That voice, those yes. I’m officially dead. Where can I get this song? Never mind the song, where can I get him? Chase says, that’s embarrassing, but Brook says, it’s incredible. They have to release the single by the end of the week, and an entire album by the end of the month. They have to give these people something to buy. Don’t worry; he’ll still be able to perform live. She misses that feeling of being in the spotlight, in front of hundreds of thousands of people. Her phone rings, and she says, it’s the studio calling about the session she booked. She steps out to the patio, and Chase tells Ned, Brook’s really in her element. Ned says, Brook’s having the time of her life. How about Chase?

Olivia gets to the hospital, and asks Robert how Holly is. He says, Austin is in with her now, and she asks how he’s doing, when Austin tells Robert he can come in. Robert says, well? and Austin says he thinks she’s great; no double vision, no headaches. No case of hypothermia. Holly says, this blanket is doing the trick, and Robert asks when she’s going to be admitted. Holly says she’s not, but Robert says he wasn’t asking her. Austin says, how about if he orders an MRI, and when he gets the results, they can discuss. Does that sound fair? Holly says it does, and Austin leaves. Robert sits down, and asks if anything has come back to her, but she says, not yet. He asks, what’s the last thing she remembers? and she says, it’s all so foggy. She was working for the WSB, and investigating a casino in Monaco. He says, Monte Carlo. He and Ethan turned the place upside down looking for her. She asks how Ethan is, and Robert says, last he heard, Ethan was pretty good, but he’ll be better once he knows his mother’s alive. She says she wants to hear his voice, but she has no way of reaching him. He gives her his phone, and says, it’s on him. He has to talk to Olivia about something. He leaves, and Holly looks at the phone.

Anna is hustled out of the interrogation room, and Jordan says, she needs to pull it together unless she wants to be arrested for assault. Anna says she just couldn’t stand looking at his smug face for one more second, and Jordan says, Anna is a professional; she knows better. Cool down. Anna tries to follow Jordan back in, but Jordan says, uh-uh. After that little display, Anna is out of this. Jordan goes in, and Roz says she wants Anna arrested. Jordan says, for? and Roz asks if Jordan didn’t see what Anna just did to her client, but Victor says, now is not the time. A woman is missing, possibly dead. Roz says, the shooter is female? and Jordan says, it looked that way, but they still have to analyze the footage. Victor says he assumes her tech experts are working on that. Lucy’s attacker has to be identified. In the squad room, Anna leaves a message for Robert to call her back as soon as he gets this. Victor has made his move. He’s trying to frame her for Lucy’s murder. Anna picks up the laptop to look closer, but Martin runs in with ADA Arden, and says, that’s tampering with evidence. Arden asks if this is the surveillance footage, and Martin tells her, watch it. Then have this woman arrested for murder.

Carly tells Drew, she hates that she lost fight to save the cemetery, but thinks Virginia would love being part of the ocean she loved so much. He says, two things can be true at the same time, and she says she’s beginning to see that. He says, life is quite the ride, and she says she hates that her mother’s life was cut short. She didn’t have the opportunity to say so many things she wanted to say. He tells her, it’s not too late to say them now. Go ahead. She takes the urn, and walks away from him. She says, Virginia, you were a good mom; you were a great mom. I’m so sorry I didn’t always make you feel that way. I wish I could say this to your face. I wish you could know my kids. I wish you could be a part of our lives, but we can’t go back, no matter how bad we want to. I hope you’ve been at peace, and I hope you continue to be. I love you, mom. She walks to the edge of the cliff, and pours out the ashes. The wind takes them out to the ocean.

Anna tells Martin, so he’s alleging she followed Lucy to a public pier, and shot her in full view of anyone who might come by. He just said she went to spy school. So surely she’d have had a more clandestine method to eliminate someone at her disposal. She basically put herself out there to get caught. Does he see that this doesn’t make any sense? He says he sees the woman who blackmailed him. The same woman who, when he refused to spy for her, threatened to destroy his life. She uses people any way she has to, to even the score in her petty grudges. With people like her and Victor, that gets dangerous real fast. He watched his own brother do it for years. When the stakes get too high, when something goes wrong, someone like Lucy gets in the way, she’s got to get rid of the problem permanently. Jordan comes out, and asks Arden, what’s going on? Arden says, nice of her to join them, and Jordan says she was questioning a suspect. Arden says, she can tell Victor that he’s free to go.  

Olivia asks how long Austin said the MRI would take, and Robert says, he didn’t. She says, he didn’t answer her question from before. How is he holding up? He says, she means with his deceased ex-wife turning up alive and well? It’s overwhelming, in a nice, warm, fuzzy way. She says, it’s a miracle. Now he gets the chance to say all the things he didn’t think he’d have a chance to say.

Dante tells Austin, he was wondering if he could get an update on Holly, and Austin asks if Dante is family. Dante says, no, and Austin says, then Dante knows he can’t tell him anything. Dante says, it’s for the investigation. He doesn’t need details. Are they going to be admitting Holly? Austin says he’s recommending she stay for observation, but you can’t make a patient stay against their will. Dante says, what about that memory loss thing? and Austin say, so much for no details. There doesn’t seem to be any physical reason for Holly’s memory loss.

Chase tells Ned, singing at The Savoy was great; connecting with the audience, getting lost in the music. Ned says he’s sensing a but, and Chase says, he spent the whole time waiting for it to be over. He enjoys singing… Ned says, but it’s not his passion, and Chase says, he enjoys making people happy, and who doesn’t love a crowd cheering for them? But at the end of the day, it’s not making a real difference. Ned says, like he would be if he were on the force, and Chase says, exactly. He wants nothing more than to be a part of that investigation, and find out who’s going around attacking people with a hook. He wants to take that killer off the streets. Ned asks if Brook knows about this, and Chase says, managing him means so much to her, and he can’t be a cop right now, which is entirely on him. He lost his cool, he punched Linc, and now he’s paying the price. Ned thanks him for defending his daughter’s honor, but Chase says, no thanks needed. He regrets the outcome, but he can’t say he wouldn’t do it again, which is why the suspension is totally merited, but it doesn’t make him miss being a cop any less. It’s pointless focusing on something he can’t have. He needs to focus on something he can control… for Brook’s sake.

Brook finishes talking to the studio, and sees an email from Dante. The subject says: Letter of support to get Chase reinstated. She deletes it, and the phone rings. She says, hello, Linc. What can I do for you?

Maxie says she’ll be glad to help Mason if she can. What does he need? He asks if she can talk some sense into Austin, and convince him to come home to Pautuck for Thanksgiving. They miss him something fierce. Austin walks up behind him, and Maxie says she didn’t mean to take Austin away from his family, but Austin says, she’s not taking him away from anything. He’s right where he wants to be. Maxie would be welcome too, of course (🍷), and her kids; Georgie, James, and Bailey, right? She says, that’s impressive, and Austin asks if Mason didn’t say he had to be on the road. Mason says, always looking out, and tells Maxie, think about Turkey Day. Austin says he’ll walk Mason out, and Mason says, gobble-gobble, as they leave. Sasha says, he’s an interesting guy, and Maxie says, yeah…  Are they cannibals??? I’m intrigued.

Victor thanks Arden for her interest in this case, and Arden says, as soon as she was made aware, she knew it required her attention. Anna tells Jordan, she’s got to get out of here. If Victor set her up – which she believes he has – he’s not going to stop with the drone footage. There’s going to be other false evidence out there against her. Jordan says, go, and Anna moves to the door, but Martin says, no. There’s no way Anna is walking out of here. Jordan says, Agent Devane isn’t under arrest. But don’t leave town. Anna says, understood, and leaves. Martin says, isn’t that sweet? Does Jordan give all her friends preferential treatment, or only the guilty ones? Victor says he’s not following. Does Martin think Anna did something to Lucy? Martin says he knows she did. You can see it plain as day on that video. Victor says, the Commissioner failed to mention that, and Arden says, since Jordan’s judgement is clearly compromised by her relationship with Anna, it’s her opinion Jordan be removed from the case.

Drew asks if Carly is okay, and she says she’s feeling so many things; mostly free. When she thinks about that emergency landing in Jacksonville, she was so frustrated. She just wanted to get where she was going, and that’s exactly what happened. Her mother needed her to be there, and she needed to be here for her mother. He says, divine intervention, and she laughs. She says, it gave her closure with Virginia, and reminded her of who she is, and what’s important to her. Her family and her friends… He says, hermit crabs, and she says, hermit crabs, and him. She’s been focused on everything she’s lost in these past couple years, and it’s been a lot, but she’s also gained something. He asks, what’s that? and she says, him. He dropped everything to help her. He slept on a really  bad couch. He says, the couch was not so bad, and she thanks him for helping her. It meant so much to her. He says, it meant as much to him. Watching her face her past made him take a good look at his own life. She says, what did he see?

Holly is wheeled back to the exam room, and Olivia and Robert join her. Robert asks, how’s the head? and Holly says, still attached. He suggests she give Ethan a call; maybe he’ll pick up now. Olivia says, not exactly the kind of message you can leave in a voicemail, and Holly says, sorry, she is? Olivia apologizes, and introduces herself, saying, she was at the boathouse earlier. She brought Holly some clothes for later. Holly says, that’s really thoughtful, and Olivia says, of course (🍷). It’s so wonderful to finally meet Holly. Although Olivia feels like she already knows her. She was in Monte Carlo with Robert and Ethan when they were looking for Holly. Holly should have seen what Robert went through to find her. She’ll let Robert tell her, but it was really something else. Holly says, he did all that for her? and he says he doesn’t know why she’s so surprised. He’d do it again in a heartbeat.

Brook comes in and tells Chase, they did it. They got him. She just knew this would work. He says, feel free to fill him in anytime, and she says, Linc called. He took the bait.

Austin tells Mason, do not involve Maxie in this, but Mason says, he’s not; Austin is. Because he deluded himself into thinking he can keep Pautuck separate from his life here. He can’t. In all honesty, Maxie and her kids would do better to stay as far away from Austin as possible.

Jordan says she’s following the evidence without making assumptions. Arden saw the video. Can she say, without question, that the shooter is Anna Devane? Arden says, without question? No. Jordan says, she’s sending the video to IT. They’ll do their best to see if it’s been altered in any way. Victor thinks it might be worth mentioning that whenever he was with Lucy and Anna’s name came up, Lucy was visibly uncomfortable. Martin agrees, and Victor says, he didn’t think anything of it at the time, but now he’s wondering if Lucy might have been afraid of Anna. Roz tells Jordan to add that to the evidence she’s following, even though it’s hearsay. Jordan asks if Victor is willing to make an official statement, and he says he supposes so. Arden asks if this means Jordan’s changed her mind, and Jordan says, if the shooter in the video proves to be Anna, she’ll reassess. Martin says he can’t listen to any more of this, and walks away. Jordan says, until then, nothing links Anna to Lucy’s presumed death

Anna puts on gloves, and opens her car. She wonders where evidence would be planted. She feels around the seats, and looks in the glove compartment.

Drew tells Carly, the life he came back to a year ago, wasn’t the one he left, and it took him a while to see it, but there’s beauty in that. She says, in new beginnings. He says, a new beginning for both of them, and she says, new beginnings can be scary. He says, they can, but they also can be exciting and hopeful, and full of possibility, and she says she likes the sound of that. He says, so does he. He smooths her hair back from her face, and asks, is this okay? She says, yes, and he doesn’t have to ask ever again. He kisses her, and we get a spinning crane shot like the one at the end of The Beastmaster when Dar kisses Kiri.

Sasha sees Martin at the hospital, and says she didn’t realize he was back in town. Has he heard from Lucy? He says, nothing, but he’s not giving up until they find her. He was actually here to check the ER. He knows it’s futile… She says, but better than sitting around waiting. He asks how she’s holding up, and she says she’s taking it day by day. It’s hard to think beyond that. He says he heard from the judge, and has an update on her future.

Brook tells Chase, right after she got off the phone with the studio, Linc called. He said he wants Chase to do a duet with one of his rising stars. Brook’s actually heard of her; she has a pretty big following. She thinks she has the perfect song for them to sing together. It will be huge boost for Chase’s career. He says, and one step closer to exposing Linc for the predator he is, and she says, that too. He says, this is really happening, and they hug.

Holly says she’d like to change into these clothes, but Robert says, she won’t be needing them, because she’s staying. Holly says, she’s not, and Olivia wisely says she’ll leave it between the two of them, and gets the hell out of there. Holly tells Robert, Austin said she’s fine, but he says, Austin never said anything remotely like that. She says, she will be once she’s had a long bath and a decent meal, neither of which she’ll get here. He says, he’s not going to win this one, is he? and she says, when does he ever win with her? She assumes the MetroCourt is still around, and he says, it is. She says, perfect. She’ll need a full English breakfast, and some tea, preferably with whiskey in it.

Arden says she’s sorry the police wasted Victor’s valuable time, but Victor says, all that matters is justice for Lucy. As the Commissioner said, just follow the evidence.

Anna looks in her amazingly neat trunk, taking out the few things in it. She lifts the bottom, where there are blankets stored underneath. Underneath the blankets, she finds a gun.

On Monday, Sasha says, the Judge made a decision on her guardianship: Mac says. Lucy may have been the victim, but is Anna the real target; and Anna tells Dante that there’s something he needs to know.

💕 And It Feels So Good…

Who Holly is, for those needing to catch up, and the feelings about her return.

🍻 Another Round…

This show sounds promising.

🧂 ShahBoom…

This does not compare to Teresa Giudice’s situation. I’m not a Teresa fan by any stretch of the imagination, but even I can see she was just a moron whose husband said, sign this, and she did. Jen is a whole other level of thief.

🍊 Was It With Paul…?

Is Noella even coming back? This is kind of a non-story.

🤸 Script Flipping…

I like Taylor, and she’s been through it. I’m interested to see what she brings to the mix.

https://people.com/tv/bravocon-2022-taylor-armstrong-went-through-so-much-rhobh-drama-different-side-real-housewives-of-orange-county/

🤼 BravoCon Smackdown…

I can’t imagine what they were like by the end of the night.

https://people.com/tv/bravocon-2022-melissa-gorga-calls-rhonj-costar-jennifer-aydin-toxic-trashy-for-throwing-drink-at-joe-gorga/

Andy isn’t going to be happy until there’s a lawsuit. And not that any of these cretins with money are any kind of role model, how did it get to be okay to throw drinks on people, shove them, and throw whatever is in front of you at them? I’ve noticed a lot of drink throwing on 90 Day Fiancé lately too. It’s not okay. Stop it. And if you do it to me, you’d best run fast.

💋 Don’t Go Away Mad…

Yeah, that’s the problem. She thinks she’s in the WME when it’s supposed to be a reality show.

💎 Not Funny…

They always say they’re joking when they realize it’s not well-received.

🍹 From Down South…

Patricia picks sides.

And makes no excuses.

https://www.bravotv.com/southern-charm/bravocon-2022/patricia-altschul-explains-whitney-sudler-smith-bravocon-absence-naomie-olindo-update

⚰️ About That Horror…

The latest on American Horror Story: NYC.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/michelelbird/ahs-nyc-cast-guide

https://ew.com/tv/american-horror-story-season-11-ahs-nyc/

🐹 But Of Course…

To make you feel warm and fuzzy after all that angst.

🌩 Quotes of the Week

Many things—such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly—are done worst when we try hardest to do them. – C.S. Lewis, Studies in Medieval Literature, compiled in Words to Live By

What are you waiting for? How long will you keep waiting? Don’t sit back and wait for life to happen to you. Have a plan and take the needed steps to create what you want. – Steve Maraboli (Dude is a real taskmaster.)

Healing comes from taking responsibility: to realize that it is you – and no one else – that creates your thoughts, your feelings, and your actions.Peter Shepherd

We can have peace if we let go of wanting to change the past and wanting to control the future. – Lester Levinson

Dare to be true: nothing can need a lie: A fault, which needs it most, grows two thereby. – George Herbert

Just don’t give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don’t think you can go wrong. – Ella Fitzgerald

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success.Elbert Hubbard

This adoration of an artist as a lone genius is quite misled, I think, because they are very much part of their time and their community. – Hannah Gadsby

It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it. – Benjamin Franklin

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less. – Marie Curie

I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people. – Isaac Newton

🛣 Easing On Down the Road…

See you when the bell tolls for the Dead. Until then, stay safe, stay getting all the facts before picking a side, and stay not being frustrated by emergency landings. Sometimes they get you where you’re going.

October 20, 2022 – A Surprise Shows Up At the Boathouse, Topping the Awfulness At the House & Nightmare

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Nina and Sonny are kissing at the MetroCourt Garden, and Nina says, if they keep this up, she won’t get any work done. He guesses he can’t convince her to play hooky, and she says, his powers of persuasion are incredible, but they’re both busy people. His phone rings, and he steps away to take the call. Nina sees Olivia, and suggests Olivia take some time off, and let her handle things. Olivia says, thanks, but she’s all set, and Nina says, they’re partners, aren’t they? And for the most part, things have been going well, right? Olivia commends Nina on handling the details of Brando’s memorial, but says, why don’t they quit while they’re ahead? Let her buy Nina out before the whole thing gets real nasty, because they all know that’s where this is headed.

Holding a rose, Marshall approaches Epiphany at the hospital. She asks what he’s doing here, and he says she’s been studying for the MCATs for almost a year, does she think he wouldn’t show up on her big day to wish her luck? She says it’s good he’s here, because if she crashes and burns on these MCATs today, she’s holding him personally responsible.

Portia, Curtis, and TJ share a table at the Garden, and Portia says she realizes Curtis has some last minute details to settle before they pick a date, but some of these venues are booked years in advance. She feels like everyone is marrying their fiancé in the next 18 months. Curtis asks what TJ thinks, but TJ’s face is in his phone. Portia says she bets TJ and Molly have dozens of wedding invitations on their fridge, and Curtis asks what TJ thinks. TJ looks at a text from Willow: Checking in. R U OK after run-in w/ Nina @ the funeral? Portia says, TJ? and he says he’s sorry. What was the question? Curtis says he guesses now the question becomes, who is more interesting than them?

Michael finds Willow on the patio, and says he thought she had a shift this morning, but she says, Terry gave her a few days off. He says he’s glad Terry is being so accommodating with her pregnancy.

On the phone, Ned says, he’s Chairman of the Board. Valentin can’t just drop off the face of the earth and leave him holding the bag. Call him. Michael comes in with Willow, and says he’s sorry Ned is having trouble with Valentin. Ned says he bets. Have Michael and Drew been able to stop the Aurora stock from freefalling? Michael says, ages ago. At least he and Drew know they can trust each other. Is that how it is with Ned and Valentin?

At the station, Jordan thanks Victor for joining them, and he says, the officer told him that she might have some questions for him about what happened to Lucy Coe. She says she does, and he says he’s more than happy to answer once his attorney gets here. She tells him to wait in the interrogation room, and when he’s gone, Robert says he supposes it’s too much to hope Victor confesses, but Jordan says she doesn’t think there’s much to confess to. Anna says, the evidence suggests otherwise, and Dante says, he had a date with Lucy before she disappeared. They’re well within their rights to hold him for questioning. Robert says, he’s got an alibi, and Anna says, of course (🍷). He’s always got other people doing his dirty work for him. Jordan asks Anna to walk with her a moment, and they leave. Jordan tells Anna, when she first got back on the job, Anna and Laura confided in her that they were working together to find out who killed Luke Spencer, and Victor is up to some grander scheme. As her friend, Jordan has given Anna space to handle that investigation, but as Anna’s colleague, she needs to make sure Anna’s vendetta isn’t clouding her judgement. Anna says, it’s fueling her resolve, but she sees everything clearly, and Jordan says, then she has to ask. Does Anna think Victor could have murdered Lucy? Anna says, absolutely.

A woman (who we assume is Lucy) lies on the edge of the beach, face down, half in the water.

Trina comes into the station, and says she thought Rory was meeting her at ten. He looks at his watch, and says he didn’t realize the time. She asks if he at least packed, and he says he did. She says she thought he couldn’t wait for their weekend getaway, and now he’s distracted. He tells her, things got pretty swamped here last night; long story. She says, if the safety of the citizens of Port Charles is at stake, she can’t really drag him away from his duties. So if he needs to postpone, it’s fine. He says, that’s the furthest thing from his mind, and she says, great, let’s go, but he asks if she’s sure. She was ready to call it real quick. Does she not want to go away with him?

Nina asks where this is coming from. Olivia just got done saying she was doing a good job. Olivia says she’s not doubting Nina’s adaptability or business acumen, but in order for this partnership to work, they have to trust each other, and there’s no way she’s ever going to trust Nina. Nina says, so much for being civil, and Olivia says, this is her civil. When Nina kept Sonny from all of them, she didn’t just hurt Carly and Sonny’s kids; Nina hurt everyone who cares for him. She and Sonny share a first born son. They share a grandchild, so it includes her. Sonny may be okay with Nina, but that doesn’t mean everyone else will be. So why doesn’t Nina let Olivia buy her out of this hotel, for everyone’s sake, and they can all move on with their lives. Nina says, sorry, no deal. Olivia’s stuck with her. Sonny asks if everything’s okay here, and Olivia says, peachy. She’s going to let Nina take care of all this. It turns out she needs a breather after all.

Portia wants to get to the hospital early, so she can wish Epiphany good luck on her MCATs, and Curtis says, it’s great Portia helped Epiphany prepare. He knows Portia’s support means a lot to her. Portia says, Epiphany is her friend, and she’s important to Curtis’s father, so her pleasure. She leaves, and Curtis asks why TJ is so happy all of a sudden. TJ says, this family. They’ve had their ups and downs, but he can’t say how grateful he is that Curtis and Marshall settled in a good place. It’s a huge 180 from last year. Of course (🍷) he’s sure it helps to understand the burden Marshall was carrying.

Marshall asks, how is Epiphany tanking the MCATs – which is not going to happen, by the way – his fault? She says, he walked into this hospital, her hospital, a year ago, and got her to open up about how her entire adult life she’s had this fantasy about going to med school, becoming a doctor after decades of nursing. He encouraged her. Why would he do that? Who goes up to total strangers and encourages them? He says, someone had to, and he’s glad it was him.

Martin arrives at the station, and says he got Dante’s call. Dante asks if he’s heard from Lucy, and Martin says, no. Why does he ask? Robert says, it seems she’s gone missing. Dante says, she was last seen on the docks; there were signs of foul play. Martin asks, what kind of signs? and Dante says, there was evidence that a shot was fired; a bullet casing was found on the pier.

Jordan says, Anna needs to level with her. What exactly did Lucy get mixed up in? Anna says, Lucy was helping with her investigation into Victor. She just needed one piece of information, but Lucy was getting in over her head. Anna tried to pull her out, but forgot how stubborn Lucy can be. Jordan asks how hard Anna really tried to pull Lucy out, and Anna says she brought Martin back here. She thought that would at least limit Lucy’s ability to see Victor. She thinks it was too late. She might have cost Lucy her life. Jordan’s phone rings, and she says, Coast Guard Search and Rescue. Maybe they found evidence that Lucy’s alive.

The woman on the shore moves her hand a little.

Sonny says, this thing with Nina and Olivia isn’t working, and Nina says, Sonny warned her this would happen if she bought into this place. He says he was hoping he was wrong, and she says, Olivia pretty much came out and said she’d be a good partner. He tells her, that’s a step in the right direction, and she says, if she hadn’t done what she did to his family. She looks at TJ, and says, even though she’s looking out for them now.

Curtis says he’s sure it wasn’t easy for TJ’s grandfather to open up about his diagnosis, especially to him. He made a point that he didn’t want to hear Marshall’s excuses about why he abandoned Curtis and TJ’s dad. It never occurred to him how difficult it was to make that decision then, and trying to own up to it now. TJ says, the world has changed since Marshall found out about his schizophrenia. He comes from a time when, if you admitted you had a mental illness, that was considered weakness, a source of shame. That was ridiculous, but Curtis knows how much courage and strength it takes to reach out. Curtis has certainly helped enough people, and TJ is sure he wouldn’t hesitate to rely on family. Curtis says, here’s hoping, and TJ says he hopes Curtis doesn’t mind him asking, but have he and Portia talked about having kids? Curtis says, there’s a lot to consider first, and flashes back to Portia saying there’s no reason to worry about Curtis having a predisposition to mental illness, and Curtis saying, the only reason he’d be tested is if he decided to have children. Nina and Sonny approach their table, and Nina says she hopes they’re not interrupting.

Epiphany tells Marshall, it was a pipe dream. Something to think about when she was bored or fed up with arrogant doctors. The point is, she was happy. She liked the road she was on, and dreaming of the road not taken. Now she’s at a fork in that road, and it’s all his fault. Marshall tells her, all he said was, if going to medical school is something she wants to look into, she should. She says, he called her Dr. Johnson, and now… All these years, she could say to herself, she would have been a great doctor, especially compared to some of these arrogant yahoos. It was something to dream about, to comfort herself with. He asks, how is it going to change? and she says, if she bombs these MCATs, the dream is over. No more imaginary genius doctor. She’ll just be a real life failure.

Dante tells Martin, it’s the early stages of the investigation. They don’t want to get locked in a theory, and miss something important. Jordan and Anna come back, and Martin asks if there’s any news about his Lucy. Jordan says, the Coast Guard finished their preliminary search, but almost a whole day has passed. Martin says, so his Lucy is presumed dead? He doesn’t accept that, not without sufficient evidence. A single casing doesn’t prove anyone’s demise, and what proof do they even have that she was on the docks, much less in the water? Jordan says, they found Lucy’s shoe, and he says, for the sake of argument, say it was Lucy’s. Is it not equally plausible that somebody fired one shot and missed, and Lucy got away? She was running and lost a shoe in the process. Jordan says she has teams in the cities, seeing if Lucy is hiding out anywhere, and Martin sees Victor in the interrogation room. He asks, what exactly does Victor have to do with it? and Robert suggests the go for a walk. Dante says he should let Scotty know. He and Lucy share a daughter. He leaves, and Jordan says, they should notify Lucy’s business partners. Does Anna want to handle that? Anna flies into the interrogation room, and Jordan follows her. Victor asks what he can do for Anna, and Anna says, listen to her. Even if they never find Lucy’s body, this will escalate into a murder charge, and he’ll be the number one suspect. He says he doubts it will get that far, but Anna says, she hopes it doesn’t. Because one way or another, she’ll make it her business to destroy him. Jordan says, Anna… and Anna says, and Victor will wish it had gone through the court. So her suggestion is, he start talking.

The woman sits back on her knees, breathing heavily. She hauls herself out of the water, and walks inland.  

Ned tells Michael, is Valentin unscrupulous and immoral? Obviously. Is he good for ELQ’s bottom line? Unquestionably. Michael says, compared to what the bottom line would have been had the ELQ/Aurora merger gone through? Willow watches, and Michael says, Ned isn’t in any position to lecture him about business. Olivia comes in, and asks Willow, what’s going on here? Willow says, Ned versus Michael, round 72, and Michael says, Ned was leading the charge to keep ELQ in the family. Then when he couldn’t be CEO, he changed his tune really quick. Ned says, Michael tried to drive him out of ELQ by offering him a figurehead position. Michael says, Drew was the obvious choice if the merger happened, and Olivia tells them, stop, both of them, but they don’t listen. Michael says, Drew was taking the biggest risk; he owned the largest block of stock; that is how business works. If Ned cared about ELQ as much as he says he does, Valentin would gone. Willow starts to buckle, and Olivia asks, what’s wrong? Willow starts breathing heavily, and Michael asks if she’s okay.

The woman walks to the Quartermaine boathouse, and goes inside.

Marshall asks if Epiphany is done. Now take that energy and passion, and focus it on medicine. Focus it on helping people, and being the best at what she does. She knows she is, and she loves it. She asks if he’s accusing her of the sin of pride, and he says, there are worse reasons to go to hell. She laughs, and says, only a jazz man could talk about perdition like that. He’s a terrible influence. He says, if he was going to influence her, it would be to set aside her fears. She’s not just a nurse. She’s Epiphany Johnson. She knows all; she sees all. Fear runs from her and hides. She’s been up since the crack of dawn studying; she’s got this. She thanks him for the encouragement, but he says, he’s just stating facts. She says, what if she doesn’t pass? and he says, so what? A valiant effort is not a failure. It’s brave and courageous, and makes him so very proud of her. Portia runs in, and says, good; it’s not too late. She wanted to wish Epiphany luck, not that she’s going to need it. Epiphany thanks her, and says she couldn’t have made it without Portia. Portia says, yes, she could, and she’s got this. Epiphany says, she guesses she should get down there, and Marshall tells her, good luck. She leaves, but then comes back, giving Marshall a quick kiss before racing off. He touches his lips, and looks at Portia.

Michael asks if it’s the baby, but Willow says she just needs some air, and goes outside. Olivia asks if Michael and Ned are proud of themselves.  

Curtis hugs Nina, and asks how she is. They keep missing each other. She says, they have to catch up one of these days. How did Chase’s show go? Curtis says, he brought the house down, and she says, that’s wonderful. Curtis asks to speak to Sonny in private, and Sonny says, lead the way. They go where there are less people, and Sonny asks, what’s on Curtis’s mind? Curtis says, he’s aware that Sonny knows about his father’s medical condition, so Sonny will probably understand where he’s coming from. He’s been doing a lot of reading about genetic counseling, and he saw there are tests to determine if a person has a predisposition to Alzheimer’s. He’s not asking Sonny to divulge his decision, but he made a decision not to find out about certain risk factors that could affect him, and he wonders if he made the right choice.

Trina says, of course (🍷) she wants to go away with Rory, but a comic book convention was never on her bucket list of things to do. She’s sorry. He says he gets it. Not everyone is into comics, but those of them who are can be a little enthusiastic, and that enthusiasm can be overwhelming. (I have been to many a convention, and I concur.) She says, which she totally gets, which is why she’s going. He made such a huge effort to learn why she loves art and history. He says, there was no effort. She made it interesting. She says, that’s why she knows he’ll help her to see why he’s so passionate about a highly different art. Dante asks to speak to Rory before he takes off, and Rory tells Trina, he’ll be right back.

Victor’s lawyer walks in, and asks why members of law enforcement are speaking with her client before she got here. Anna says, they were just having a friendly chat, and the lawyer says, she hopes nobody said anything that could even be remotely construed as coercing a confession. Victor says, they were just catching up, and she says, her client will be happy to answer any questions after they’ve spoken privately. Is he being charged with something? Jordan says, not at the moment, but they’re within their rights to keep him here for 24 hours. The lawyer says, if he’s going to be held that long, they’ll need some water… so they can dust the glass for prints; nice try. Anna says, he was head of the WSB. Doesn’t she think they have his prints? She says, Anna makes a fair point. She’s treating him to the vending machines anyway. Jordan says, then she’ll have to get one for the whole class. Victor gets up to go with her, and says, don’t look so worried. He promises he won’t make a break for it.

Robert tells Martin, for what it’s worth (🍷), until there’s proof, there’s always hope. Martin says, he knows, and for what it’s worth (🍷), if Lucy is alive and well, he’ll never take her for granted again. And he’ll also make who did this pay… dearly.

Willow walks to the boathouse, because she’s really stupid. She leans against the fence, and sees reddish wet footprints leading inside.  

Ned says, it wasn’t his intention to upset Willow, but Michael started it. Michael says, it started when Ned betrayed the family. Olivia tells them to stop. They sound like a couple of children on the playground; you started it, no you started it. She’s been part of this family long enough backstabbing and lying to make the Starks and the Lannisters think it’s over the top. But business aside, they always come back together, because they’re a family. It’s about time they start remembering that.

Willow approaches the boathouse door, because she’s really, really stupid. She opens the door, and says, Brook? She goes inside, sees the woman, and screams. She runs back to the house, and Michael meets her on the patio. He asks if she’s okay, and she says she was by the boathouse. There were footprints coming from the lake, and what looked like drops of blood. She went into the boathouse, and there was a woman. She couldn’t see the woman’s face, but could it be whoever killed Brando? Ned says he’ll call Dante, and asks Olivia to call security. She says, of course (🍷), and sees Michael grab a hefty meat tenderizer, and head out the door. She asks where he’s going, and he says he doesn’t want to let them get away. Olivia runs after him, asking if he’s crazy.

Jordan says, Victor’s alibi is rock solid; they’ll have to release him. She could have a plainclothes officer tail him… Dante comes in, and says, Ned Quartermain just called. He said a woman wandered in from the lake, and is trespassing on the property. Anna says, oh my God, is it Lucy? but Dante says, they didn’t get a good look at her. He wants to send a squad car, but Jordan tells him to check it out personally. Anna starts to leave with him, but Robert says he wants her to stick around, and keep an eye on Victor. He’ll report back to her. He follows Dante out.

Nina sits down, and says, TJ, but he says, Dr. Ashford. She says she wants to apologize if she was too direct at Brando’s funeral. He says, when she warned him that people would start to spread rumors about Willow and him, it seems the only person doing that is her. She says she’s sorry if it seemed out of line, but he says, it was out of line. But he’s not one to hold a grudge, so he’ll accept her apology if she stays out of his business, and Willow’s. She says, Willow and Michael are her business because they’re her grandson’s parents. So if something is happening that she should… He says, she’s got it all wrong, and she says, please enlighten her, because it seems every time she sees him with Willow, there’s a lot more going on than being friends. What’s really happening between them?

Curtis says he’s not trying push Sonny. He just needs Sonny’s wisdom, experience, and insight on his decision. Sonny says, he considered getting tested to see if he had the gene for Alzheimer’s, but didn’t want to go through with it. Not knowing or knowing’s not going to change the outcome, and he didn’t want to keep waiting for it to happen. Curtis says, so Sonny is telling him that he made the right decision, and Sonny says, if Curtis had schizophrenia, he would have shown signs by now. Curtis says, it was about getting facts so he could make decisions about his family, and Sonny says he doesn’t know what Curtis’s plans are, but if they’re what he thinks they are, there’s Curtis’s answer.   

Portia says, rather cozy, and Marshall says, that kiss? He’s a jazz musician. This kind of thing happens all the time. She laughs, and says, it must be so difficult for him, but he says, he barely notices it. She says she knows they’ve been seeing each other, but it seems like they’re getting serious? He says he wasn’t going to broach something like that on her day, and she says, for what it’s worth (🍷), she thinks he’s good for Epiphany. He says, she’s been good for him too. For so long he’s been worried how his family, the people he’s closest to, would react to his diagnosis. Then here comes this woman, someone he just happened to meet, and she couldn’t have been more supportive. He finally learned it’s best to get these things out in the open right away. You can’t live with some huge secret that could undermine your whole relationship.  

Anna asks Jordan if there’s anything, and Jordan says, there’s no security footage from the docks, but a flight path was logged for a drone last night. The New York State Division of Tourism was shooting aerial footage by the lake. Maybe they caught something, and they can get some answers. Victor comes back with his lawyer.

TJ says he won’t explain his relationship with Willow to Nina. He doesn’t owe her any clarification, and neither does Willow, because it’s none of her business. She says she knows he believes that, but she doesn’t believe that. He says she already has a reputation for coming between people. Don’t allow that to be truer than it already is. Sonny comes back and says, Curtis had to go; he’ll catch up with both of them later. TJ says, he’ll see Sonny later, gives Nina a look, and leaves. Nina says, it looks like she and Sonny both have busy days ahead… He asks, what was that with her and TJ?

Olivia runs after Michael, yelling, stop! Don’t be stupid! They get to the boathouse, and he tells her, stay back. He grips the tenderizer, and kicks the door in. Olivia says, oh my God.

Jordan tells Anna that the drone footage was sent in its entirety. Once the time frame is isolated, she’ll bring it out, and they’ll review it together. Martin asks where Robert and Dante are, and Anna says, there was an incident at the Quartermaines. It may or may not be related to Lucy’s disappearance. They’ll know more soon. She asks how he is, and he asks if she really cares. She does realize none of this would have happened if she hadn’t blackmailed him. He would have never left town, and Lucy would have never ended up in Victor’s crosshairs. She says, it is a bit more complicated… but he says he doesn’t think it is. The last time he was with Lucy, she told him what was going on. She told him that she and Anna were at odds. It wasn’t just him with Valentin, Anna was leaning on Lucy, and got her wrapped up in some misguided attempt to take down Victor. How desperate did Anna have to be? How obsessed to involve Lucy in something like that? Anna says she really regrets involving Lucy in this, and he asks why she involved Lucy in the first place. She says, the risks were not that great, and he asks, what are the risks? What was her goal? She looks away, and he says, there it is. There’s more to this than she’s willing to tell him, and he wants to know why.

Epiphany goes into the room where the MCATs are being taken. She sits in front of a computer, and says, here goes nothing. She sees the first question, and quietly laughs to herself.

Curtis sees Portia at the hospital reception desk, and she says she didn’t expect to see him so soon. Marshall says, if he’s there to wish Epiphany luck, he just missed her. He says, no. Epiphany’s got this, but he wishes her well. He came to see them. Portia asks, what’s going on? He says he was doing some thinking, and he’s changed his mind. He wants to explore genetic counseling after all.

Rory tells Trina, he’s now officially all hers, and she says, it’s about time. He takes her bag, and heads out. She hesitates for a moment, then follows him.

Sonny tells Nina, he’s known TJ since he was a little kid. He can’t imagine what they’d be disagreeing about. She says, just add TJ to the long list of people who aren’t her biggest fans. She shouldn’t be surprised. It turns out, TJ is quite close to Willow.  

Dante and Robert arrive at the boathouse, and Dante asks Michael if the woman is inside. Michael nods, and says he’d like to get Willow home. Dante tells him to go, and Olivia comes out. Robert asks if it’s Lucy, but she says, no, it’s not. But before he goes in, he needs to prepare himself. He says, for what? and she says, he needs to see for himself. And I know who it is. My bad for thinking it was Lucy yesterday, but in my defense, that’s what they wanted me to think.

Anna asks Martin to put his trust in her. She knows it’s a lot to ask, and he says, what a sublimely English gift for understatement she has. She says she’s going to do everything in her power to bring Lucy home safely, and he says, what if that no longer possible? She says, then she’ll go after whoever is responsible, and bring them to justice. Jordan comes back, and says, she has the footage queued up to the hour of Lucy’s disappearance. Anna says, Martin may not want to see this, and he says, why? Because he’s just a civilian? He’s staying. Jordan says, the drone is hovering over the lake, but she can zoom in. They see Lucy standing at the pier, and discovering she isn’t alone. They see her holding up her hands, backing up and getting shot, and then falling into the water. Martin says, Anna…?

Victor’s lawyer says, tell her they won’t find any evidence connecting him to this woman’s disappearance. He says he wouldn’t worry about that. He trusts Robert and Anna will be far too distracted to worry about little old him.

Robert and Dante go into the boathouse, and Robert says, oh my God. Ned is there, and we see Holly wrapped in a blanket. She says, hello, Robert.

Tomorrow, Sasha asks Maxie why the police would be looking for Lucy; Robert asks where Holly has been for the last two years; and Drew kisses Carly.

🏂 Congratulations to Winter House for adding an even worse housemate to the cast of awful people who were already in the house. Sadly, I’m talking about you, Craig from Southern Charm. I don’t know if it’s the juju in the house that has made him awful, or he was always this awful and I didn’t notice. Or maybe he’s just awful when he drinks. Some people just shouldn’t, and even girlfriend Paige called him off his rocker and a toddler when he drinks.

And while we’re on the subject, shotgunning a beer when you’re over the age of 21 is really unattractive. Actually, it’s unattractive at any age, but expected from one barely out of their teen years. Giving the finger in a photo doesn’t do you any favors either. And I don’t say that because it’s profane. It’s old. Yawn… So what else can you do?

Craig came in hot, apparently having stayed on a Luke owned property, and nearly blowing the place up. Luke was storying fireworks in the same room Craig was staying in, and Craig thought they were a welcome present. Stupid + awful = disaster. Maybe I keep watching this because I hope I’m being punked. Seriously, how can young professionals – <choke> their words, not mine – in their 30s behave the way these people do? Two nights of broken glass on the floor from the previous night’s party is bad enough, but when asked to pitch in with the cleaning, Craig pitched a hissy fit instead. He told everyone that he made his money so he could not do what he didn’t want to, so why couldn’t he pay a cleaning crew? That seemed fine with everyone, except it was Sunday, and they needed this sh*t cleaned up now. Craig also likes to act like a big shot with his new pillow money. In the first episode, he paid his way into a better room. With hundred dollar bills. Even newbie Kory, Craig’s old college buddy, said Craig’s delivery was always wrong. And the drinking games. So many drinking games.

There were a few fun moments in the snow, and pairing people up by handing out matching costumes that were a half of something, like an avocado and a PB&J sandwich, than playing various non-drinking games. But this is one house that can’t have nice things, and Craig managed to ruin the entire season by episode 2 by acting like a total asshat when he thought Luke got too familiar with Paige by petting her hair. It was an innocuous old friend gesture, but Craig went apesh*t, saying, Luke was making all the girls uncomfortable. Luke finally walked away from the situation to call his sister and vent, waking her up at nearly 3 am. (Again, he’s nearly 40.) Craig stomped around and demanded Luke be banished from Vermont, even though he’s the new guy. He said if Luke didn’t go, he would, and started packing. It looked like Luke was packing too, and someone pulled their car out, but we didn’t see who. It just said, to be continued. My only thought was, they’d both been drinking like fish. Production better get on that. But if Paige was smart, it was her. She deserves better than the Pillow King.

🚢 Abandoning Ship…

Come visit with me tomorrow for soap, spilled tea, a quote or ten, and music scented with Halloween. Until then, stay safe, stay unflappable, and stay remembering, a valiant effort is not a failure. It’s brave and courageous.

October 19, 2022 – Cyrus Offers Spencer Protection, the Beverly Hills Reunion Marches On, Discomfited Captain & Season

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Nikolas tells Ava, it’s not a good time, but she breezes past him, saying they have a lot to talk about. He suggests they meet at the PC Grill later, and she says, how about now? but he says, she can’t be here.

Esme works at the lock with the picture wire, but is unsuccessful. She says she doesn’t know how big the baby’s brain is yet, but they need all the help they can get. How are they going to get out of here?

Spencer picks up some torn pieces of paper from the library floor, and Cyrus comes in and says, tear-aways. Men tear pictures of women out of men’s lifestyle magazines. He shrugs, and Spencer says, that’s pathetic. Cyrus says, prison is a lonely place. The magazines are full of holes. Spencer says, just like Cyrus’s redemption story.

Kristina meets Sonny and Dante at the MetroCourt, and apologizes for being late. She had to train the manager who’s going to sub for her. Sonny asks if she’s looking forward to her trip, but she says, it’s not a trip; it’s a management incentive. Sonny says, they’re overdue for a family meal, and Kristina asks which guard Sonny has today. Frank, or is Dex back?

Alexis says, Diane scared her, and Diane says, Alexis doesn’t scare easily. Alexis says she’s always scared. It’s just manifested as righteous indignation. Diane asks if it was Alexis’s fear that made Alexis goad her attacker.

Robert calls Anna, and asks if she found Lucy, but Anna says, no, and she doesn’t like it. The reminder on Lucy’s calendar was a sunset cruise leaving from Pier 47, but there’s no sign of her or a boat. Anna hears the shots from Pier 55, and runs toward them.

Sonny says, Dex is back, and Kristina says, thank God Sonny finally backed off Dex being a person of interest. She tells Dante, it made no sense whatsoever, and Dante says, it kind of did, but they’ve since found evidence that points them in a different direction. She says she told them. For a minute there, she thought Sonny lost confidence in Dex too. Sonny says, for a minute there, he did.

Alexis says, Diane read the open letter in The Invader, and Diane says she’s been very busy, but managed to find time. Alexis says, when she saw Diane on that garage floor, she wanted to do something. She wanted to get the attacker, smoke him out, goad him into slipping. Diane says, her; the attacker was a woman. Alexis says, good job in keeping her presence of mind to make the partial ID. She thought the open letter was a good idea at the time, but now there’s been another attack, She didn’t mean to provoke… Diane says, objection, counselor; that’s speculation. The real killer doesn’t need to be provoked. She wasn’t the first victim, and she won’t be the last. Alexis made a valiant effort, and she appreciates it. Alexis says she would hate it if she was responsible for anyone else having to go through what Diane did, but Diane says she’s still standing… lying, sitting. And besides having time to read Alexis’s profound journalism, it’s given her a chance to put things in perspective. Like if she’s living her life to the fullest. Maybe there’s something out there she’s been missing. Robert stands in the doorway, and says, ka-nock, ka-nock. Now there’s a sight for sore eyes.

Ava asks Nikolas if Uncle Victor is telling the truth; he said Nikolas was going to divorce her. He steps away from her, and she asks if he was going to tell her, or was she just going to answer the door one day at Nina’s, and be served with papers? He says, it’s not what she thinks, and she says she doesn’t know what to think. She thought he wanted to work on things. He says he does, and she asks why Victor thinks otherwise. He flashes back to Victor demanding he divorce Ava, and says, Victor probably got the wrong idea because he’s been so cynical about their chances. It’s not like she’s been giving him hope. She asks if he thinks he deserves it, and he says, probably not, but he will spend the rest of his life trying to win her back, and won’t let anyone stand in his way.

Esme says she knows she’s asking a lot of the baby, but they’re the only reason Nikolas hasn’t wrung her neck. She tries the wire on the lock again, and says, you’re my ace in the hole, kid, and your daddy knows it. That’s why he’s trapped them in there. She really knows how to pick them. Just wait until you meet your brother Spencer.

Cyrus says, Spencer has every right to be skeptical. In his previous life, he was a scoundrel by every definition, but he’s no longer that man. Spencer says, he’s reformed, and Cyrus says he was faithless once too. Spencer says he has faith, just not in men who say one thing and do another. Cyrus says, like Spencer’s father, or Spencer, and Spencer says, Cyrus doesn’t know him. Cyrus says, we’re family, but Spencer says, no. He’s a Cassadine. Family is simply a means to an end with them. Cyrus says, that saddens him because he values family greatly. Martin and Laura… Spencer tells Cyrus not to say his grandmother’s name, and Cyrus says, he merely meant to convey his regret in pushing away the two people he’d like to get closer to. In Spencer, he sees an opportunity to make almonds amends. Spencer says he’s sorry, but the adopt-an-inmate program has been discontinued, and Cyrus laughs. He says he notices Spencer’s uniform isn’t his size, and heard his bedding went missing. He can endure this hazing or let Cyrus look out for him. Book comes in and says, careful. If Spencer relies on this old man, he won’t last ten minutes in this place. Is this guy new or just stupid? Not to mention, Cyrus looks like he could easily take most inmates on.

Anna calls 9-1-1, and says, shots fired on Pier 55. She walks out to the dock, and sees a shoe near the edge. Victor calls to Lucy, and runs onto the pier. He says, is that Lucy’s shoe?

At the MetroCourt, Alexis nearly runs into Dex, and says, he works for Sonny, doesn’t he? He says he’s working right now. Sonny is having dinner with her daughter. She says, Kristina’s here?

Dante says he’s sorry, but duty calls. A raincheck on the family dinner? He says goodbye to Sonny and Kristina, and leaves.

Anna asks what Victor is doing here, and he says he might ask her the same thing. She says she heard shots, and he says, as did he. He was on his way to meet Lucy at Pier 47, when he heard the shots. He told his driver to pull over in case someone needed assistance. He doesn’t see anyone here but Anna. Anna says, she was at Pier 47, and Lucy’s not there. Victor wonders where she could be; she’s not answering his calls. Anna shines her flashlight around, and he says he hopes nothing’s happened to Lucy. He’ll feel so responsible; he’ll never forgive himself. Anna says, is he responsible? and he says, it’s his fault she was out here all alone. He was late, and if that shoe’s any indication, she was waiting at the wrong dock. He calls Lucy again, and says, still voicemail. He’ll call the PCPD. Anna says, she already did, but he says he wants to make sure they’re en route. She says she’ll call the harbormaster.

Book tells Spencer, prison is all about partnerships, and Spencer says he’s just trying to keep his head down. Book says, he can go that route, but the attention he’s getting won’t stop at his fluff and folds. He adjusts Spencer’s collar, and Cyrus says, take your hands off him. Book says, it’s all in who you know. Isn’t that right, old man? Spencer might think he has it made, but those Corinthos guys can’t be everywhere all the time, and the best he’ll get aligning himself with this prehistoric pusher is an extra helping at mealtime. Cyrus asks if Book thinks Spencer should align himself with his lot, and Book says, no one can look out for Spencer 24/7 in a place like this. It’s dangerous and random. Spencer asks what he wants, and Book says he wants his work assignment back. Spencer asks where he is now, and Book says, laundry. Spencer looks at Cyrus, and says, mystery solved. Book says, what does Spencer say? Spencer gets his protection for his old gig back?

Ava says, Nikolas would fight for them? and he says, clearly she wants him to. She moves closer as if she’s going to kiss him, and says, how arrogantly presumptuous. Nikolas tells her, admit she still loves him and doesn’t want to give up on them any more than he does, but she says she admits nothing. He asks why she’s here. The minute she thinks he’s going to throw in the towel, she shows up. She tells him not to flatter himself, and he asks if she has another reason to be here. She says she does. She has to take inventory when she closes the gallery, and left some files in the tower. So she’ll go get them and they can continue this conversation when it’s more convenient. He says she can’t go up there, and she asks, why not? What’s really going on around here?

Robert says he didn’t mean to chase Alexis off, but Diane says, he didn’t. They had a long and lovely visit. Did he capture her assailant? He says, not yet, but he thought he’d see how she was doing. He went to the ICU, and they told him she’d been upgraded, which he expected, her being a tough cookie and all. She says she tries. She guesses this is the universe’s way of telling her to slow down, and he says, it’s too bad the universe can’t give us these messages in a less painful way. She asks what she can do for him. Does he have more questions for her? He wonders if any details have crossed her mind; it could be totally insignificant. She says she’s tried, but aside from the fact it was a woman with jangly bracelets, the only things she can remember is her life flashing before her eyes. They say that happens, and it’s true. He says he’s been there, once or twice.

Anna asks why Victor and Lucy were meeting, and Victor says, they were going on a sunset cruise. She says she doesn’t see a boat. Why does he suppose her shoe is here? He says he hasn’t a clue, and asks what brought her to the docks? Anna says she told him, and Dante comes in with some officers. He tells Anna that he got a call about a missing or abducted person. Does she know anything about that? She says she believes the shoe belongs to Lucy Coe; they found it there. Victor says, to be accurate, Anna Devane found the shoe. He arrived shortly after the gunshots. Dante examines the shoe, and Anna says, two gunshots in rapid succession, from a small caliber weapon. She can’t be sure of the precise origin, but if Lucy’s missing… Dante says, is Lucy missing? and Victor says, it would seem so. They were supposed to meet here, and Lucy’s nowhere to be seen. His calls are going to voicemail. Dante tells an officer to cordon off the area, and get CSI and forensics down here. They also need an underwater dive. Victor asks what Dante thinks happened, but Dante says he doesn’t know, but he’s going to find out, and then so will Victor.

Esme fails at lockpicking again, and throws books and paintings around the room. She screams at the top of her lungs, then flings herself on the bed, pounding on it, and throwing a tantrum.

Nikolas tells Ava, a pipe burst in the north tower. It’s not safe to go up there; it’s a mess. She says, all her files will be ruined, but he says, don’t worry. Everything was boxed up and moved to a different area; there’s no damage. When the tower is structurally sound, he’ll grab her files and get them to her. He hustles her to the door, and she asks if he’s trying to get rid of her, but he says, it’s just the opposite. He has to get back to check on how the work is coming. She says, it’s night, and he says he has to meet the foreman in the morning, and likes to be hands-on. She says she’s meeting Nina for dinner anyway. About what Uncle Victor said… He says, nothing can be further from the truth. There is no third party intervention needed. He wants her; the ball’s in her court. She says, all right then, and leaves.

Spencer tells Book, it’s a tempting offer, but he thinks he’ll watch his own back. Spencer heads back to the shelves, and Book tries to follow, but Cyrus blocks him. He says, Book heard his nephew, and Book punches Cyrus in the jaw, but Cyrus is hardly fazed.

Esme continues to pound on the bed, then sits up, wondering, what was that? It felt like butterflies. Is the baby moving around or just giving her indigestion? Either way, she supposes they’re right. She can’t give up now and start feeling sorry for herself. She won’t give up. We won’t give up. She picks up the wire, and works at the lock some more. It opens, and she says, we did it. Let’s go see your grandfather. She steps out, and Nikolas is there. He asks if she’s going somewhere.

Sonny tells Kristina, he’s proud of all his children, Michael included. Even though they’re not blood related, Michael is the most like him, and the first child he raised. You think you know what it’s like to be a parent until you become one. She asks if things are still tense between him and Michael, and Sonny says, tense is an understatement. He thinks it’s over, but Kristina doesn’t believe that. She says, Michael is hurt and angry, but underneath all of that, Michael loves him and he always will. He says, like her and Alexis, and Alexis walks over to their table. Kristina asks if she’s heard from Diane, and Alexis says, Diane is out of the ICU, and recovering by leaps and bounds. Sonny says, that’s good to hear, and tells Alexis, have a seat. He has to take care of something. He leaves, and Alexis sits down. She says she’ll just sit for a bit. She doesn’t want to take time away from Kristina’s dinner with her dad. Diane said Kristina called; that was thoughtful. Kristina says, Diane is Alexis’s best friend, and Alexis says, and she also saw the flowers Kristina sent to Brando’s memorial service. Kristina says she’s sorry she had to miss it, but she’s going out of town, and couldn’t take time off before she leaves. She’s sure Alexis thinks her slinging drinks and wings isn’t as important as her cousin’s funeral.

Cyrus tells Book, the Bible says, if someone smite thee on thy cheek, turn to him the other one, and Book says he’s glad God approves. He raises his hand, and in a second, Cyrus has that hand twisted behind Book’s back, and Book up against the wall. He says, it also tells us to put on the full armor of God, so ye can stand against the wiles of Satan. He lets Book go, and says, move… on. Book says, and if he doesn’t? Is Cyrus going to drop the spiritual act, and do what? Cyrus says, only God can judge him, when a guard walks in and asks if there’s a problem. Cyrus says, Book’s got a shiv, and Book says, he doesn’t. The guard reaches in Book’s pocket and takes one out. He says, looks like Book earned solitary confinement, and hustles him out, as Book wails, it’s not his. Like no one in prison has ever said that. Cyrus asks Spencer, now what were we discussing before we were so rudely interrupted?

At the docks, Dante talks to Victor, and Anna leaves a message for Valentin. She says, when he gets this, he needs to call her immediately. It’s about Lucy. Victor asks if she’s calling his son, and she says, it’s none of his business. He says he is right here; he does have ears. Anna says, and Valentin’s unreachable, as Victor knows. It’s such a coincidence, isn’t it, that Valentin is in Switzerland when all of this happening? He asks if she’s accusing his son of something. Charlotte has an equestrian event, and she’s like her father there. That’s the only reason Valentin is there. She says, it’s understandable, given how long it’s been since he’s seen her, and he says, what’s less understandable is Anna feeling the need to loop Valentin into Lucy’s situation. She says, Valentin is a major shareholder in Lucy’s company, and he says, yes, of course (🍷). He underestimated how heavily Valentin is invested in Deception. Dante joins them, and says, officers are checking Lucy’s home and office. Victor’s driver corroborated his story. Victor says, so he’s free to go? and Dante says, he can leave the pier. He doesn’t think it would do Victor any favors to leave town. Victor says, of course (🍷) not. Please let him know if they find out anything. It’s all so troubling. He does hope Lucy didn’t meet with foul play.

Nikolas says he should have known how enterprising Esme could be, after she stalked Ava, framed Trina, and seduced him. She says, it didn’t take much to seduce him, and she may be enterprising, but he isn’t remotely equipped for this. Does he think he can shove her in a room for six months with no preparation or planning? What is this, amateur hour? Like father, like son. He tells her, shut up. She’s taken everything from him. She blew up his marriage, his son is in Pentenville all because she came into their lives. He’s so sick of her. She asks what he’s going to do to her; she’ll scream. He tells her, go ahead. Nobody’s coming for her.

Sonny asks how Dex is holding up, and Dex says, good. Sonny asks if he wants to take off for a couple hours. Dante left, and he just ordered with Kristina, but Dex says he doesn’t mind staying. Sonny says he wants to thank Dex for not holding what happened against him. Mistakes were made; Dex was treated unfairly. One good thing that came out of this is, Sonny knows how strong and discreet Dex is. That’s very important in this business. Dex says he hopes he’s proved his loyalty, and Sonny says, loyalty is very important, and rare, and he doesn’t take it for granted.

Victor sees Ava at the MetroCourt bar, and says, twice in one day; what a delight. She says, for him, and he says he’s sorry. Has he offended her in some way? She asks if he’s forgotten the glad tidings he brought her earlier, about her husband’s plans to divorce her? He says, no, but he’s a little surprised at her reaction. Nikolas betrayed her. He would have thought she’d want to be rid of him. She says, they’ve been over this several times, but she’ll try it again. Her marriage is none of his concern. He says, of course (🍷), but allow him to be candid for a moment. As much as he cares about Nikolas, he’s hardly her equal.

Spencer asks if Cyrus set Book up, and Cyrus says, that’s one way of looking at it. Spencer asks if Cyrus knew the guard was coming back or was that just luck? Cyrus says, he believes in blessings, not luck, but he does have connections Book knows nothing about. People often mistake bluster for power, but real power is much quieter. Spencer asks if the Bible doesn’t also something about bearing false witness, and Cyrus laughs, saying, apparently, God isn’t through with him yet. It’s hard reconcile sometimes, but there’s a spiritual world and there’s a real world. It’s not his job to take Book off this planet, but he can remove him from Spencer’s sphere, at least temporarily. Maybe he’ll think twice approaching Spencer next time. Spencer supposes he should thank Cyrus, but Cyrus says he’ll settle for the benefit of the doubt.

Diane asks if all of Robert’s injuries are work related. He doesn’t have a scar or broken bone from something more pedestrian? He says, there was a scar after his cancer surgery, but he’s not letting her see it until she buys him dinner, or maybe vice versa. She tells him, don’t make her laugh. Point taken, and point made. He’s no stranger to brushes with death. Before this, the closest she came was a broken pinky toe sliding into third in elementary school. He says, she was a tomboy? and she says, not so loud. People think she’s classy. He says she gets brownie points because someone came after her with a hook; that never happened to him. She says, it’s not a thrill she recommends, and he says, he remembers the times he thought he was going to die. He felt very uncomfortable with that vulnerability. She says, perhaps that’s why they have empowering jobs, and he says, or perhaps they’re just as tough as old boot leather. She says, in any case, coming face-to-face with her mortality was sobering, and he says, we are not now that strength… She says, which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are; one equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. (Ulysses, Alfred Lord Tennyson)

Anna tells Dante, she was looking for Lucy on Pier 47, and heard two shots. They seemed to come from this direction, and she arrived on the scene a few minutes later. No one was there, and something caught her eye; the shoe. She can’t swear it’s Lucy’s, but it’s definitely her style. Dante says, back up. Why was she looking for Lucy in the first place? She says, she was worried for Lucy’s safety, and he says, why? It can’t be a coincidence that she and Victor were on the same dock. She says, it’s not. She believes Victor knew Lucy was going to be here, on Pier 55, not Pier 47, where she was informed Lucy would be. He says, informed by who? and asks if she thinks Victor had something to do with Lucy’s disappearance. She says she does. She can’t prove it, but yes. He says he trusts Anna’s gut. So assuming Lucy’s missing, why would Victor target her? She says, Lucy was working for her to get information out of Victor so she could take him down. Before Dante can say anything, she says she knows. She was trying to get Lucy to stop, but she refused. She called Lucy’s office to find out who she was, and they said she was going on a sunset cruse with Victor, leaving from Pier 47. She came to try and extract Lucy from the situation, but then she heard the shots, and came here, and found the shoe. He says, so she thinks Victor’s on to Lucy? and she says, an hour ago, she had no reason to think so, but now, she believes Victor found out somehow, and he’s done something about it.

Kristina tells Alexis, she knows. Why become a better manager when all she manages is a pub? Alexis says, Kristina’s job is important to her, and what’s important to Kristina, is important to Alexis. Kristina says, but it’s just a job, not a career, and Alexis admits that she’s sometimes questioned how Kristina goes about things, and Kristina says she’s not even going to pretend she doesn’t know why. Alexis says, but she sees Kristina being responsible and enthusiastic. She’s being recognized for doing a good job, and seems happy. Kristina says she is happy, and Alexis says, that’s what’s most important. She never wants Kristina to think she’s not proud of her. She’s so proud of Kristina.

Sonny tells Dex, he had the best working for him; dedicated, steadfast, but he’s gone now. Dex says he knows he can’t fill his shoes, but he’d like to try, and Sonny says, Dex kept his head, and came through for him. He needs a lieutenant he can trust. Dex says, he’s Sonny’s guy. He thinks he’s ready for a new challenge. Sonny asks if Dex can think of anything more important than protecting his family, and Dex says, no, sir.

Cyrus says he’d like to get to know Spencer better, but perhaps he’s asking too much. He starts to leave, but Spencer says, wait. This just arrived this morning. He picks up a book, and says, this is William Tyndale’s 1534 translation of the New Testament. Cyrus says, that’s the seminal version. It contains his prefaces and his notes. Spencer says he hasn’t logged it into the system yet. It’s Cyrus’s if he’d like it. Cyrus says, bless you, taking the book. Spencer says, it only seems fair; a book for a Book. Now he doesn’t owe Cyrus anything. Cyrus says, he never did.

Esme pounds on the bathroom door and yells, as Nikolas removes everything from the room. She says he can’t leave her locked in the bathroom, and he asks, who’s going to stop him? She says he’s made his point. She shouldn’t have tried to leave when he was just trying to help her. He says he’s clearing this room. She’s lost her privilege of luxury. For the sake of the baby, he won’t make her sleep on the floor, but she’ll have little else. She tells him, do this, and he’ll be sorry, and he says he’s already sorry. She screams, let me out!

Diane says she didn’t peg Robert as a lover of poetry, and he says, nice to know he has some surprises left. She says, it will be no surprise when he catches that killer, but please make it soon. He says he’s doing his best to make things safe for her, and gets up. He says he does like sparring with her in court, and she says, it’s going to be a while before they do that again. He says he guesses he’ll just have to come in here and spar, and she says she looks forward to it.

Victor says, he really does care for Nikolas, but he’s aware of Nikolas’s limitations. Frankly, she’s too much woman for him. She asks, what’s that supposed to mean? and he says, he thinks she knows, but he’ll spell it out for her. She’s full of life, vivacious, beguiling, a force of nature. He hates to see such a woman wasted on the wrong man. She says, not that it’s one iota of his business, but who pray tell, is the right man? He says, one who would repay her loyalty with devotion of his own, and she asks if he has someone in mind. He says, as the Americans say, he should stay in his own lane. Let it suffice to say, he does know the crushing disappointment of putting your trust in the wrong person. They both deserve better. She watches as he leaves.

The forensics team works at the pier, and Anna tells Dante, if Victor is onto Lucy, then he’s onto all of them. Which means this investigation is compromised, and Victor won’t be charged for his crimes. Dante says, she means Luke Spencer’s death, and she says she should have never done this. She should have never enlisted Lucy to work Victor. She was trying to keep Lucy safe. He says, for all they know, she still is, and Anna says, what are the odds of Lucy leaving a designer shoe on the docks willingly? They have to assume Victor has figured it out, and he’s dealt with her. They know what he’s capable of. Dante says, and they know Lucy, and know what she’s capable of. Lucy is relentless. If anyone can survive Victor, it’s her.

Lucy pulls herself out of the water, and onto a rocky shore, where she passes out.

Tomorrow, Martin asks if there’s any news about Lucy; Epiphany is holding Marshall personally responsible; Anna tells Victor that she’s making it her business to destroy him; and Willow sees something that makes her scream.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – The Reunion – Part 2

We jump right in because we were already there. Garcelle says she doesn’t hate Diana. She just wants to be left alone. She doesn’t want Diana posting about her and harassing her on social media. Diana says, Garcelle called her evil, and Andy asks if that wasn’t after Diana called Sutton the c-word. We see a clip of the after-show, where Garcelle calls Diana’s behavior evil, and Diana asks, what’s worse, calling someone the c-word or evil? LisaR says she calls herself the c-word, and finally we agree on something. The consensus is that evil is worse, because this is bizarro world where everything is topsy-turvy. Andy asks if Sutton needs to say anything to Diana, or clear anything up, but Sutton says she’s clear on their non-relationship. Diana says she’s disappointed and hurt about Garcelle, and Garcelle laughs, saying, it’s always her. Diana says, no one in the group would go after Garcelle’s sweetheart son, and Garcelle is stone-faced, which she is throughout a lot of this show. It totally beats all the weird faces the rest of them keep making. Andy says, Diana filed a lawsuit to force the revelation of who’s behind the bots. Andy asks who it’s filed against, and Diana says, John Doe. Andy asks, whose job is it to uncover the name? and Diana says, her lawyers are going to be busy. Which means it’s them? Andy asks Garcelle’s reaction to the lawsuit, and she says, good. Erika says, Diana has good intentions good. Garcelle is hurt. Garcelle says, she’s hurt, but she’s not putting things on social media about Diana, and Andy asks, what kind of stuff is Diana posting? Garcelle says, she doesn’t want to fuel it anymore; she’s good. Andy thanks Diana for rallying to join them, and it’s goodbye. Several cast members hope to God they’re breaking for lunch. Behind the scenes, LisaR picks at an energy bar, and says, it’s sad. The bot thing causes division in the group. She and Erika agree that’s the reason behind it. Sutton hangs out with Garcelle, who points out that Sutton’s socks have her dog Waylon on them. Sutton says, Garcelle did great with Jax talk, and Garcelle says she’s not going to stop until she knows who bought the bots. She’s glad Sutton and Crystal have been able to move on, and Sutton says, it was nice to see some support. In another dressing room, Dorit tells Kyle that Crystal is struggling to admit she wasn’t telling the truth to cover her ass. We flash back to Kyle saying, there was no real dark story, and Kyle says, if you don’t tell the truth, you can’t keep your story straight.

Andy welcomes us back, even though we haven’t gone anywhere. They talk about Kyle’s tattoos, all of which are boring because Kyle is boring. Andy says, for 12 seasons, Kyle has shared her life, which has gotten more fabulous with each season. We flash back over Kyle’s most recent season, and not all of it is boring. Some of it is stupid. Andy asks if Farrah has set a date, and Kyle says, not yet, but they want to get married in La Quinta. Andy says, the bride’s family foots the bill. He assumes they’ll spare no expense. Kyle says, Farrah doesn’t want anything over-the-top, but it’s their first, and they have to go as big as Portia’s Bat Mitzvah. We see a clip of that, and Andy moves on to rumors of Dorit cheating with Mauricio. Apparently, viewers read something into a three-way hug between PK, Mauricio, and Dorit. We see a clip of it, and the thought of it being anything other than what it is, is stupid beyond belief. Erika says, when she was at the World Cup in Berlin, a guy asked if she and her friend were in porn, and his name was Paul Kemsley. Dorit says, he was being an ass, but Erika says he was just being his sassy self. Andy says, Garcelle’s hustle never stopped. She had a book come out, bought a beach house, and a Birkin. Mazel. We flash back to the Birkin party, my favorite line being, does it come with money in it? Andy asks, who owns one? and everyone except Erika raises their hand, and she says, it’s not her thing. Andy says, Garcelle’s book has a chapter on Bill Cosby, and she says, he called her modeling agency, and asked for number. They asked her, and at the time, he was huge. She’d just turned 18, and got a small part on his show. He invited her to his townhouse to work on her acting, and gave her some Sambuca. She took a sip, and it didn’t feel right being there, so she ran. The name of the chapter is, Listening to Your Gut. Andy asks if Erika skimmed Garcelle’s book before chucking it in trash, and we see the post with it in the garbage. LisaR says she was the one who threw it in the trash.

LisaR says, she and Garcelle had a handshake agreement; the kids were off limits. Garcelle mentioned Amelia in the book, and not in a positive light. It turns out to be just a rehash of a moment on the show where Garcelle asked if LisaR thought her body image affected her daughter. LisaR says, it didn’t have to be in the book, and Garcelle says, LisaR read it, and the next thing she knew, LisaR’s lawyer called her manager. LisaR says, then it got hot and heated, and Garcelle says, it was a week until publication, and they decided to print a second edition where the reference was removed. LisaR says she was good with that, and had only sent the video to the group chat. One that Garcelle is not privy to, but Erika chose to post it. Erika says, Garcelle also used her remark about Erika not needing her to make herself look bad to promote the book. She’d posted the clip on Instagram, and said, another way to make yourself look bad is not buy her book. There’s a big discussion on recycling, which apparently was an issue after this staged photo was posted. Andy says, even LVP weighed in, saying Garcelle should have sent Erika a scratch and sniff book so she’d understand, which I think is pretty funny. Erika gives a nasty retort that I’m not breathing life into. Andy brings up Oliver working for LVP in Las Vegas, and Garcelle says, LVP was having an event for Haiti, and she was invited. It was the first time they met, and she knew Oliver was looking for a job. Andy asks how recently Garcelle saw LVP, and she says, pretty recently. We see the headline about them filming together, and LisaR says, wow, like this is some betrayal. They take a break, and talk more about recycling.

Once again, we’re welcomed back, and Andy says, Lois was beloved by family, friends, and fans, but LisaR’s anger took over. Was it excusable or out of line? We see clips of Lois, LisaR talking about Lois’s death, the group cheersing Lois, then on to the anger. We see Sutton’s interview, where she said, it would take an exorcism to get the soap actress out. We flash back to LisaR’s breakdown, and the poor strangers at the table. Andy asks how it’s been, and LisaR says, it’s hard to come do the show, and maybe it would have been better if she’d taken time off. She’s done the best she can, and she’s sorry for being a crazy maniac, screaming, and doing what she did. Andy says, there was a memorial in July, and LisaR says, waiting to put Lois to rest was difficult, but Lois had asked them to wait until the summer. She left a lipstick print on Lois’s urn. They talk about Lois’s belongings, and a viewer wonders if LisaR is using others as a scapegoat for her grief. LisaR babbles that she’s never been so all over the place, and Andy asks if she’s talking to a therapist. She says she has from the beginning, which is worrisome. Erika says, they’ve talked privately, and it’s hard for LisaR. Andy asks what Lois made of LisaR on the show, and LisaR says, she never judged. She never made LisaR feel bad or less than. I wonder, then why does LisaR dishonor her by doing that to other people?

Andy asks if Sutton’s clumsiness is an asset or liability, and we flash back to Sutton’s awkwardness throughout the season, and LisaR and Erika talking about Sutton. A viewer suggests that Sutton reacted differently to Dorit’s home invasion because of her past, and her father committing suicide. Kyle says, it felt flippant, and Sutton says, it’s the worst thing she’s ever said in her life, and she’ll regret it until the day she dies. Dorit tells Sutton that it feels like that’s what she needed, and they’re good. A viewer says, Kyle got so physical with Sutton at Garcelle’s party, but she didn’t like it when Brandi shoved her down the stairs. We flash back to that, and it’s still good for a laugh. The surprise on Kyle’s face is priceless. Kyle says, the two things are very different, which they always are when it’s her. She says she didn’t hurt Sutton, but Sutton says, Kyle pulled on her aggressively, and immediately went to Diana’s side. Andy says, Kyle doubted Sutton’s miscarriages, and Kyle apologizes. Andy asks if Sutton was making it about herself or relating, and Kyle says, she gets now that Sutton was trying to relate. Andy asks Garcelle if Sutton makes things about herself, and Garcelle says, if she’s being honest, a little bit. Andy asks Erika why she considers Sutton a liability, and Erika says, she obstructs them getting to know Garcelle. Sutton wonders if the same can’t be said for everyone, and Andy asks if Erika is a liability to LisaR. Garcelle says, she never hustled Sutton out of a party to protect her, and we flash back to LisaR shoving Erika toward the door at some party, I forget which one. Erika says, we’re all different, hooray, and I have no idea how this applies. Crystal says, the others protect each other more than they claim Garcelle and Sutton do. We go over the sauce and the Elton John thing for the billionth time. A viewer suggests that Sutton does not want LisaR as a friend, and Sutton says, LisaR has shown that she hates her. LisaR says she doesn’t hate anyone, but Andy says, Sutton was a bit of a punching bag for her. LisaR says, Sutton pisses her off, and Sutton says, even after filming, LisaR came after her on social media. LisaR goes back to her tired excuse of, she had a rough season, and Sutton says, LisaR didn’t do it to anyone else but her. She doesn’t consider LisaR a friend; how can she? Viewer Andrea from San Francisco says that LisaR’s behavior toward Sutton at the wine tasting was disgusting, especially after accepting Sutton’s apology. Andy says, LisaR and Sutton’s lunch was fun, and we flash back to that. Sutton says she talked to LisaR during the time Lois was in hospice, so when she was getting yelled at repeatedly, she kept thinking, did LisaR not remember? She was a  good steady friend, and turned into a dead horse. She was giving glue to every elementary school in L.A. She needs an apology. LisaR says she’s sorry, and Sutton says, it was a pattern. LisaR says she’s sorry she took her pain, anger, sadness, and fear out on Sutton. Dorit says she doesn’t get the glue analogy, and it has to be explained that they make glue out of horse’s hooves.

Andy says he’s spoken to LisaR privately, and said her social media is disastrous. She has no impulse control, and makes trouble for herself with posts she later deletes. Dorit says, it’s like getting a thrill for people with no impulse control, and Andy says, even if it’s negative? LisaR says she doesn’t like the negative, but yes. Andy says, she posts sh*t, and he’s like, what is she doing? She blaming production for the bots. LisaR says, she was expressing stuff, and Andy says, production was upset. She says she doesn’t always think it’s bad when she’s doing it. She’s a work in progress. I hate that phrase because it sounds like what it is, an excuse, and Andy says, it’s in her control. She says she knows that; give her a chance. He asks if she’s had any thoughts about giving social media up for a time, and she says she tried. A viewer says she needs to be put on pause, and LisaR says, put her on pause. She doesn’t care. She sips her drink with her Creature of the Black Lagoon lips, and Andy says, there was a post she deleted that said, when they fight with Garcelle, they’re called racists. I’m not afraid of you ho’s. LisaR says, she was talking to the trolls and haters, and Garcelle says, sometimes what is said is perceived differently when comes to them. It  could have undertones that are racist or microaggressions. Crystal says, that’s how she felt about the Sutton conversation. It wasn’t Sutton’s original intention, but it’s how she felt. Kyle says, this is different, and Crystal says, Kyle has to stop. Kyle says, Crystal said something was real that didn’t exist. Garcelle says, people don’t realize the impact, and Crystal tells Kyle to stop making it about how she experiences it. It’s her truth. Kyle doesn’t understand it, and never will. She doesn’t want to get in trouble. Andy says he thinks Kyle and Crystal are talking about two different things, and Dorit ends this nonsense by asking if anyone feels anyone in the group is racist. It’s a hard no from everyone, and Dorit says, they have a lot to learn. Erika says, things are changing, and it’s subtle, yet the consequences are big.

Andy tells them, what’s going to happen is, they’re going to do one more package, take a break, then bring Kathy out. Everyone suddenly needs a drink, and a limo pulls up outside. Kyle asks where Kathy is sitting, and Andy says, next to him. Kyle can’t believe she’s having coffee at this hour, and says, she’s f***ed. Kathy gets out of the limo in her PJs, robe, and slippers. Inside, LisaR paces, babbling about the truth. In her dressing room, Kathy says she brought her tequila.

Next time, the conclusion. Thank you God. LisaR talks about being traumatized; Erika doesn’t talk about the earrings because it’s on appeal for legal reasons; Kathy’s big entrance; Kathy says LisaR said, I get it. You’re preaching to the choir; and Kyle says, the only one that gets hurt is her.

🚤 I was watching Andy’s Mystery Door panel at BravoCon on Watch What Happens Live, and Captain Lee looked obviously uncomfortable. Like if he could disappear, he would. Actually, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone look so uncomfortable. I guess it helps pay the bills. It all looks chaotic, and makes me glad I wasn’t there.

🧳 Packing It In…

Drop by tomorrow for soap and possible smack talk about Winter House. Until then, stay safe, stay remembering it ain’t over ‘til it’s over, and stay not mistaking bluster for power. Real power is much quieter.

October 18, 2022 – Lucy Refuses To Listen To Anna, Villain Renewed, Coming To PC, an Event To Remember, All the BravoCon News I Could Stomach To Print & Hop

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Britt says, Cody is being generous, offering to help her sort through her brother’s things. Most people don’t want anything to do with Peter August, alive or dead. He says, it’s the least he can do after she convinced him to get a DNA test, and find out if the Chief of Detectives is his dad. She says, if Mac is his father, he has something to celebrate. Mac is a great guy. This could be the start something of something wonderful for Cody. No matter what they find in Peter’s possessions, her family’s legacy will haunt her to her grave. He says, it might make her feel better if she unloads the secret she’s been carrying.

Walking into the MetroCourt restaurant, Lucy thanks Victor for being so understanding. With Martin back in town, perhaps it’s more appropriate that they meet in public. He tells her, don’t look, but they’re already being watched. Scotty looks at them and shakes his head, and Lucy says, Scotty does not approve of her choice in dining companions. Victor says, next time he dumps Scotty out of a plane, he won’t include a parachute… He’s kidding. She says, of course (🍷) he is.

Anna tells Valentin that Lucy refuses to end her involvement with Victor. They’re going to have to intervene. He says he won’t be able to help her, and she asks if Victor is watching him too closely. He says, Victor is getting rid of him.

Victor says, Scotty is under the delusion that he’s interested in Obrecht, and Lucy says, is he? He says, currently? He only has eyes for her. He flashes back to listening in on Lucy talking to Anna, and says he hopes Martin understands. She says, like he really cares, and he says he doesn’t, but he knows she does.

Ava sees Scotty at the bar, and asks where Obrecht is. He says, she’s babysitting the grandkids. She looks over at Victor and Lucy, and says, he does know Victor is no threat. He says, not to him, and she says she’s pretty sure Lucy can take care herself, but he says he was thinking about Ava. Speaking as her friend and lawyer, she’s got to cut ties with the Cassadines, starting with that no account husband of hers.

Nikolas tells a worker that the repairs on the south tower have been completed in time for the first blast of winter. Excellent work. The man thanks him, and says, he hopes Mrs. Cassadine will approve. Nikolas says he’s thinking about Mrs. Cassadine. That’s why there will be no repairs on the north tower. The man says, if they don’t complete them… but Nikolas says, it’s not open for debate. Further repairs will have to wait until spring at the earliest. Until he says otherwise, the north tower is off limits.

Esme looks out the window, and says, there’s no way, unless she grows wings or risks falling in the lake again. She tells the baby that she guesses she’s not the only one who’s trapped in here. She knows the baby didn’t ask for this; join the club. They’re in this together, and she’s going to find a way out.

Cody says he’s a good listener. Whatever is bothering Britt, he’s here. She says she did open up to someone, and he was very understanding. Not long afterward, he died in a tragic accident. He asks if she thinks the two things are connected, and she says, no, but the benefit she got for opening up like that was so short-lived, it’s hard to take the risk again. Besides, he’s a horse whisperer, not a priest. He says he has other layers too, like her. She listened to him talk about living up to Mac Scorpio’s standards. Does she think he’s going to be scared off by Cesar Faison being her dad, and Peter August being her brother? Remember, if Mac isn’t his biological dad, Leopold Taub is. He knows what it’s like to be finding out you’re related to bad guys. She says, except he seems intrigued by her family relations. Why is that? He says he just offered to help her look through her brother’s belongings, and she says, given her brother’s history, most people run the other way when Peter’s name is brought up, so why does he want to help her?

Anna asks what Valentin means. Should she be worried? He says, Victor says he’s going to let him see Charlotte, and she says, not out of the goodness of his heart, obviously. He says, people are starting to ask questions about visitation, so it’s in Victor’s best interest to let him see her, but Anna says, Victor is luring him into a trap.

Lucy says, of course (🍷) she cares about Martin; he’s a dear. Victor says, so is Bambi, but he doesn’t see her living on berries and leaves for the rest of her life. He sees her enjoying much greater luxuries. She says, Martin is an attorney; it’s not like he’s living on Poverty Row. He’s a kind man, and the last thing she wants to do is hurt him. She tells Victor that she loves the gorgeous necklace, and the equally gorgeous matching bracelet, and he says, it’s one of a kind, just like the lovely lady who’s wearing it. He asks what Martin had to say about it, and she says she just made it clear that what she and Victor have is strictly platonic, with a dash of business thrown in. He asks what does she say they continue their business that was prematurely cut short when Johann fell overboard.

Ava says, Scotty is late to the party. She’s no longer living at Windymere; she’s staying at Nina’s in her old penthouse. Nikolas is all alone in that pretentious pile of rubble. He says, she can run circles around him in the art world, but legal matters and marriages, he’s been there. Marriages don’t just die like that. They’re like vampires, and you’ve got to put a stake through their heart to end it. His hands are tied because she ripped up the prenup and the post-nup, but he thinks things can change. Ava’s biggest blunder was leaving the house. The spouse who stays has a leg up, but if they act quickly, he thinks they can fix that. They’ve got to undo Nikolas before Nikolas tries to undo her. She needs to file for divorce first.

Nikolas brings a tray to Esme, and she says, so he decided to feed her and their unborn child. He says he couldn’t care less if she lives or dies, but he does care about that child she’s carrying. So when he comes back, he expects her to be a member of the clean plate club. She says, she hates milk, but he says he doesn’t care; the baby needs calcium. She says, speaking of babies, does he remember how they made this one?

Cody says he actually thinks he and Britt are similar, and she says, she’ll bite; how? He says, a big part of him wants to pretend he has no past. He can shape his life the way he wants; no strings, responsibilities, or expectations. She says, you can’t run away from your past, no matter how hard you try, and he says, it’s not too late to forget about her brother’s stuff, dump it in the trash, and move on. She asks if he doesn’t think she considered that, but her brother wanted her to have these things for whatever reason. If there’s nothing of value, which there probably isn’t, at least she’ll know. On the other hand, maybe there’s something she missed, something that might never come around again. He says, it’s her call, and she says, let’s get out of here. He asks where they’re going.

Valentin says, Victor is perfectly capable of using his daughter as bait, and Anna says, what if Victor’s decided Valentin is more trouble than he’s worth? Victor knows Valentin is calculating, potentially lethal, and if he’s honest, smarter than he is. Valentin says, if he’s honest? and she says, he’s telling Valentin what he wants to hear to get Valentin out of town, and cut his losses. Valentin thinks the odds are good that Victor is laying a trap, and Anna asks why Valentin is giving him the opportunity. Valentin says, because he misses his daughter.

Victor says he thinks he and Lucy should continue mixing business with pleasure, on a sunset cruse around the harbor. Since their last attempt at a cruse was rudely scuttled, he thinks it’s only fair they try again. The city lights are so very conducive. She asks, conducive to what? and he says, work of course (🍷). She says, before she accepts, she doesn’t know anything about his business. For example, she doesn’t think he has an office or even a mailing address. He says, it’s really no different from hers, but she says, she sells beauty. What is he selling? He says, join him, and she’ll find out.

Ava asks if Scotty isn’t the same friend who once said she and Nikolas had something special, and not to throw it away? He says, that’s before she told him in confidence that Nikolas was running around on her, and she says, in confidence means that it’s covered by attorney/client privilege. He says, he could get her a bigger settlement, but she says, nobody can know Nikolas cheated on her. If Scotty breathes one word of it, she’ll turn him in, and won’t stop until he’s disbarred. He says he won’t mention the unmentionable, and she says, that means not in written form either; no texting, no email, nothing. He says, it makes him mad as a hornet that she’s protecting Nikolas, but she says she’s not. He says, she gave it her best shot and it didn’t work out. She needs to find somebody who deserves her.

Nikolas says he hasn’t forgotten, and Esme says, neither has she. She takes his hands, and asks why they’re treating each other like enemies when it could be so much more enjoyable? He says he hasn’t forgotten every lowdown dirty trick she pulled to get Ava out of his life, and how she framed Trina for the sick video she made. And he hasn’t forgotten how she turned his own son against him. She says, so they’re back to the same old song again. Why doesn’t he talk about his wife’s attempt to kill her? He says, thank God that baby is half his. He shudders to think what it will inherit on her side. She says, he has no idea, and he tells her to enjoy her food, and drink every drop of the milk. As he turns to open the door, she picks up a candlestick, and tries to hit him with it, but he deflects the blow with the tray in his hands. He pushes her back, calling her a little psycho. He says he might have done the world a favor, and she asks if he thinks keeping her prisoner is good for his precious little heir. He says, she was dead, and no one shed a tear. For the most part people were relieved. The only people who want her are the PCPD and that’s because they want to throw her in prison. There’s evidence and testimony that she framed Trina, and drugged Oz Haggerty. So she’s better off here than in lockup. She says, what about after she has the baby? and he says, the baby will be given round the clock care from the best nannies in the world. He or she will live in the lap of luxury, and go to the finest schools in the world. She says, and her? and he says, her? She’s expendable.

Scotty writes on a little piece of paper, and Ava asks what he’s doing. He says he’s being specific. Judges don’t like when you just throw a random number at them. Since he can’t mention the unmentionable, what they’ve got going is, her stepson stalked her, his girlfriend set her car fire, and the mental abuse Ava suffered at being married to Nikolas Cassadine. She says, Scotty is holding out for true love, but when it comes to her marriage, he wants her to run to the nearest divorce court, even though Nikolas has made it clear that he wants to work things out. He says, that’s what Nikolas wants; what does she want? She says she doesn’t know, but she knows she doesn’t want him dictating what she’s doing, and rips up the paper.

Lucy says, the cruise sounds refreshing, but she needs to change out of this old thing. He says he has something to attend to anyway, so why don’t they just meet at Pier 55. He’ll send a calendar invitation. He sees her face, and says, oh dear, she already has something on the books, but she says, no. That bartender was stabbed on Pier 55. He says, of course (🍷). He’ll have one of his associates meet her at the pier, and keep her safe until it’s time to board. Do they have a date?… He means a deal. She says, deal, and they shake hands, but she has trouble getting her hand out of his grip. As she walks out, Scotty intercepts her, and asks what she’s doing with Victor. She says, none of his beeswax. Help Ava. Ava needs it; she doesn’t. She breezes past him, and at the table on the phone, Victor tells someone, the lady said yes, as he knew she would. Now it’s their turn. They know what to do.

Valentin tells Anna, he hasn’t seen his daughter in months; he’s got to go. She says she’ll come with him. If he sees Charlotte, he’ll be focused on her, and need someone to watch his back. If it’s an ambush, he’ll need someone to watch his back. He says, no. He doesn’t know if his father will eliminate him, but he’ll definitely eliminate her. She’s staying here; he’s going to see Charlotte. She says, on Victor’s terms? and he says, what if it they were talking about Robin? and she says, all right. He says he hates leaving her. He was hoping for another chance to wake up in her bed. It’s an amazing bed; so soft. She says, it was expensive, and he kisses her. He says he loves her, and she says, if he doesn’t come back, she’ll never forgive him, and he says, if he doesn’t come back, he’ll never forgive himself either. He leaves, and Anna makes a call. She says, it’s her. A lot of stuff has been happening. She’ll fill them in, but Valentin is in trouble and needs their help.

At Britt’s hotel room, she quickly tries to pick everything up, telling Cody that housekeeping must have skipped her room. He says, living full-time at a hotel. Remind him to go to med school next time. She says she’s friends with the new co-owner, and got a special rate, but he has it pretty cushy too. The Quartermaine stables are posher than some hotels. He says, a guy can dream, and she asks, what’s his dream? He says, freedom. Free to do what he wants, when he wants, where he wants, and with what person he wants. She says, freedom might be the most expensive thing there is, and he says he hasn’t even saved up enough for a deposit. She asks if he shouldn’t be giving riding lessons to some rich divorcée, or sucking up to the Quartermaines, instead of helping her go through her brother’s stuff, and he says, you never know what you’ll find when you least expect it. He moves closer to her, and she says, they’d better get down to business before she has to go back to GH, and he has to get back to whispering horses. She brings out a box, and says, it’s everything Peter left her. He asks if she isn’t going to open it, but she says, maybe Maxie was right, and she should throw it in the garbage shoot. He asks her to think about what she was telling him earlier. If she doesn’t open it, she’ll never get rid of the what ifs, and never fully be able to move on past her brother. They sit on the bed, and she says, here goes, and opens the box.

Lucy checks herself out in the mirror, and tries on a few pairs of shoes. Her phone rings, and Anna leaves a message, saying, listen to her. She’s giving Lucy fair warning. Either reconsider her options, and do as she says, or there will be serious consequences. Lucy smiles, ignoring the phone, and looks at herself in the mirror, saying. Lucy Coe, you’ve still got it. Now let’s put it to work.

Scotty asks bartender Jesse for a reload, and Ava wonders if Scotty had better luck with Lucy than her. He says he doesn’t get it. Smart, sensible women, what do they see in the Cassadines? He doesn’t see their appeal. Victor saunters over, and suggests he ask Obrecht, but Scotty says, Obrecht’s already gotten rid of Victor, and Lucy will too. If Ava is smart, she’ll cut her losses with Nikolas. Victor says, for once he agrees with Scotty on something, and tells Ava that he’s sorry she and Nikolas couldn’t work things out. He hopes the process moves as swiftly and painlessly as possible. He’ll even make it worth her while. She says, what process? and he says, divorce of course (divorcée).

Nikolas says, there’s a second added benefit of keeping Esme in that room. Maybe not for her, but the people of Port Charles. If there’s another attack, they’ll know she’s not the killer. She says, how many times does she have to tell him? She’s not. He says, tell that to Oz Haggerty, who could clear Trina’s name, but was inconveniently drugged before he could testify. Oh, wait. She can’t because he was stabbed to death with a hook. She says, not by her, and he says, time will tell. She asks, what happens after the baby is born, and he realizes she’s not the woman stabbing people? Is he going to put their baby up for adoption, or try to convince Ava to help him raise it? She’s not sure even the Cassadines could pull a rabbit out of that hat. He tells her, just do as he says, and take care of that new life inside her. She says, he can’t get rid of her that easily, and he says, want to bet? No one is going to miss her. She says, that’s where he’s wrong. Her father knows she’s alive not only does someone know she’s alive, he loves and adores her. Nikolas’s narrative of poor Esme being all alone in the world isn’t true. He says, she’s never once mentioned she has a father, and she says, that doesn’t mean it’s not true. And he wouldn’t be happy with the way Nikolas is treating her. Nikolas says, she told everyone that her parents were both dead. She was adopted as an infant, her adoptive parents died, and she was raised be a nanny, then sent to boarding school, where she met Spencer. She says, feel free to check with the boarding school. Her teachers always said she had a vivid imagination. Does she play fast and loose with the facts when it benefits her? Of course (🍷) she does. And the truth is, yes, both her adoptive parents are dead – may they rest in peace – but her biological father is very much alive. Nikolas says, where is he? Who is he? Why should he believe her, when she just admitted she bends the truth to serve her needs? All this time she was involved with his son, she never once talked about her father. Clearly, she’s bluffing. She says, her father is a very powerful man. If Nikolas doesn’t let her out of here, he’ll find out, and he won’t like how the story ends for him. He says, she’s told so many lies, even if she was telling the truth right now, it’s impossible for him to believe her. She says, when that day comes, his fate won’t be pretty, and he tells her, she’ll do as he says, and do what’s best for the baby. Once she’s done the one and only decent thing that she’s ever done in her entire miserable life, giving birth, her future will be up to one person – him. And he’ll decide whether to toss her off the parapet again or throw her to the wolves. They’ll see if her imaginary father comes to her rescue or not. He leaves, and she bangs on the door, yelling, let me go! She’s the mother of his child. She deserves to be treated with respect. It’s so unfair. She’s a prisoner surrounded by Ava’s tacky taste in art. There are so many holes in Esme’s story, it’s like a piece of baby Swiss, and wouldn’t her boasting about her father make Nikolas more likely to kill her?

On the phone, Anna says, it’s imperative she gets a message to Lucy Coe… Can they check her appointments and see where she’s gone?… A sunset cruise? Does it say who she’s gone with?… A business dinner… with Victor Cassadine… Does it say where?… Pier 47. Are they certain? She thanks them, saying, they’ve been very helpful, and jets.

Ava says, once again, Victor is jumping to conclusions. Yes, she’s having drinks with Scotty, and he’s her lawyer, but he’s also her friend. They’re not discussing any possible divorce. He says, she really doesn’t know? and she tells him, stop talking in riddles. He says he assumed Nikolas told her about his decision; irreconcilable differences. She says, this whole town knows they’ve had a tempestuous relationship. They’ve always been like that, and even discussed divorce, but neither one of them wanted to pull the trigger. Unless Nikolas has told Victor something he hasn’t told her. He says, forgive him. Everyone knows his nephew changes his mind on a daily basis. He just assumed a strong, independent woman like herself wouldn’t sit back and wait for him to make the first move. Maybe he’s mistaken. Ava dashes out, and Victor says, oops. Was it something he said?

Johann sneaks around Anna’s house, looking all over the place for something in the dark. He says, where are you? He walks over to the staircase, and says, you must be upstairs.

Britt tells Cody, this all seems so random. An old ATM receipt. What is it supposed to mean to her? He says, if there’s money in the account, wouldn’t it go to her? and she says she supposes so. A money clip with cash; she knows what that is. Why would he keep what looks like a stub from a parking garage? Cody says, maybe he has a car parked somewhere? and she says, even if she tracked it down, Peter’s been gone since winter. It’s probably long gone. Peter did bad things on a big scale, but the contents of this box are so run of the mill. He shows her some keys, and says, what about these? She says she remembers seeing them with Maxie. They probably open doors Peter was never supposed to enter; another thing she has to get rid of. He says he doesn’t know what these other keys unlock, but the little one opens a safe deposit box. She says, more of Peter’s unfortunate worthless business, or it could be stocks and bonds, or cash. Or it could be filled with rubies and diamonds for all she knows. Cody tells her, no one says she has to track down the safety deposit box. Some things are better left unopened. She says, really? Just walk away? That doesn’t sound like him. He tells her, she said it herself; her brother did bad things in a big way. Why mess with what he left behind? She says, don’t be so serious. They’ll probably do a lot of work to find it, only to open it and a rubber snake pops out. Her brother was warped like that. He says, why push her luck? and she says, because there’s only one way to find out. They have to find the safe deposit box and open it.

Esme takes a hanging wire from off the back of a painting, and says, this should do just fine. She fiddles with the lock using the wire. Downstairs, Nikolas opens the door to find Ava, and asks what she’s doing here. She says, she thought he was done keeping secrets from her.

On the plane, Valentin picks up a glass of champagne left for him, then puts it down. He leaves a message for Anna, saying, he’s on his father’s plane. He misses her. Wherever she is, whatever she’s doing, know that he’s with her in spirit, always.

Lucy arrives at Pier 55, and says, she’s here. Now let’s get this cruise started.

Scotty says he doesn’t know what kind of game Victor is playing, but he’s going to protect Ava’s interests. So why doesn’t Victor go hold his nephew’s hand until this is over. Does Victor follow him? Victor sees Johann in the doorway, and tells Scotty, to be continued. Now if Scotty will excuse him… He goes over to Johann, and asks if they’re good. Johann says he took care of everything in the house, and Anna’s on her way to Pier 47. Victor says, excellent far from where Lucy is, and exactly where he wants her.

On the phone, Lucy tells someone, the calendar invite says Pier 47, not 55? Are they sure? She starts walking, and sees someone. She says, what are you doing here? We see a gun, and she backs up, saying, no, no, no. Then someone shoots her, twice, and she falls to the ground.

Tomorrow, Nikolas says, nothing could be further from the truth; Cyrus says he sees Spencer as an opportunity to make amends; and Sonny tells Dex that he needs a lieutenant he can trust.

💣 Double Duty…

I guess Valentin is going to be away for a while again.

🏥 New Hospital Admission…

Funny. He doesn’t look like Richard Dean Anderson.

🧼 Goin’ To Memphis…

This sounds like an amazing event.

🎤 Onto the Bravo…

In 2019, I wanted to go to BravoCon so badly. In 2022, they couldn’t pay me. Unless it included bail money. There’s a lot more news (yes, let’s call it that) out there, but this was all I could bring myself to gather.

🗽 New York, New York…

The newbies.

https://people.com/tv/bravocon-2022-real-housewives-of-new-york-city-season-14-cast-announced/

The reboot.

The spin-off.

🤼‍♂️ What Happens In Jersey…

They just can’t help themselves. The fight.

Caroline’s two cents on it all.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2022/10/18/bravocon-housewives-interviews-drama-beverly-hills-atlanta-salt-lake-city/10527173002/

💎 Not So Bright Like a Diamond…

Biggest reveals.

Who picks up the tab.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/bravocon-2022/kyle-richards-reveals-who-pays-for-private-jets

Response to the shade.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/bravocon-2022/sutton-stracke-responds-to-reza-farahan-shade

The chaos. I wouldn’t throw people down for them either. Although I might throw something at them.

https://people.com/tv/bravocon-2022-rhobh-panel-nearly-canceled-after-stampede-screaming-chaos/

🍸 Random Crossover…

Not earthshattering, but a little odd.

📸 Seeing Bravo…

Lots of photos.

https://people.com/tv/bravocon-2022-all-the-housewives-and-bravo-stars-photos/

https://www.eonline.com/photos/35184/bravocon-2022-see-every-star

🎁 Not On the Schedule…

The surprise appearances.

https://screenrant.com/bravocon-2022-surprise-bravolebrity-appearances-andy-cohen-kathy-hilton/

🌱 In the Beginning…

This review is pretty funny.

https://jezebel.com/bravocon-day-1-real-housewives-1849664516

🌎 The Whole Shebang…

From the Bravo’s mouth.

https://www.bravotv.com/bravocon/bravocon-2022-live-blog

🦢 Because I Have To…

How could I not end with pets?

https://www.eonline.com/news/1175083/the-real-housewives-most-adorable-pets

🛹 Slipping Out the Side Door…

When you’ve recovered from all that, come back tomorrow for soap and more Beverly Hills Reunion. I’d thought it was over for some reason, but I guess it was just wishful thinking. Until then, stay safe, stay not jumping the line, and stay keeping in mind, you never know what you’ll find when you least expect it.

October 17, 2022 – Carly Gets an Unexpected Apology, Health Enthusiasts In Leather On Deck & Bad Things

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Carly runs into Peyton at the hotel restaurant, and asks how the Guild voted. Peyton tells her that the parkway isn’t going to be rerouted, and Virginia Benson’s remains will have to be moved. Carly failed, and she’s sorry. Carly says, no, she’s not, and starts to leave, but Peyton says, they’re not through. Not by a long shot.

Drew leaves a message for Tara, asking how the Guild voted. There’s a knock at his hotel room door, and he opens it to Bobbie. He says, what a surprise, and she says, it was a spur-of-the-moment decision. When she saw what Peyton was saying about Carly on the news, she had to come and support her. She just left Carly at the bar, and she’s putting up a good front, but they both know better than that.

Scotty meets Mac and Felicia at the MetroCourt, and Felicia says it’s time for them to bring everything out in the open, and talk about Dominique and her son.

Britt hunts Cody down in Kelly’s, and says she wants to give him one last chance.

Anna tells Lucy, this is her operation, and it’s her duty to protect her civilian assets by any means she sees fit. Lucy says she has everything under control, and the only way Anna is going to bring Victor down is with her help. Victor listens in, and says, well played, Anna, and wonders how he should retaliate.

Carly says, Peyton just can’t leave her alone. She already knows what Peyton is going to say; she’s here to gloat. She wants Carly to know she won, she’ll always be better than Carly, and Carly will always be trash. Did she leave anything out? Peyton says, ever since Carly was a little girl, she’s had that spark. It’s remarkable how some things never change. Carly says, what’s changed is her need to give in to Peyton’s narrow world. She can’t believe she bought into Peyton’s BS that some people are better than others. She wanted to be like Peyton, and be liked by her. But not anymore. She sees Peyton for the small-minded snob she is, and Peyton doesn’t define her worth anymore. Peyton agrees, and says she came to apologize.

Drew asks if Bobbie thinks Carly is holding something back, and Bobbie says, Carly is tough, but she has a hunch this is hitting Carly harder than Carly is letting on. And being away from her kids is a lot for her. Drew says, on top of it, Jacksonville has stirred up a lot of unpleasant memories. He’s not surprised Bobbie picked up on some underlying stress. Bobbie wonders if Carly is covering for her sake, and Drew asks why she thinks he can answer that.

Cody apologizes to Britt for his lack of attention, and she says he completely checked out on their last date, then only sent random what’s up? texts, with no mention of future plans, He says he’s been dealing with some huge news, and she asks what it is; he owes her an explanation. He says she told him the father subject was off-limits, and she tells him, she only said that so he would stop asking about her twisted relative. He says, he’s supposed to be open? That’s either hypocritical or a double standard; he thinks both. She asks if he’s comparing Mac to Faison, and he says, who told her?  

Victor listens in, as Lucy tells Anna that she’s the one who found out Victor is working with the deputy mayor, and she’s one come hither look away from finding out the rest of his nefarious plan. Then Anna can take it to Robert. She thought Anna wanted to be done forever with Victor. Anna says, Lucy has done an outstanding job, and Lucy says, then let her finish it. Anna says she brought Lucy in to find out what’s going on with Valentin. She should have ended Lucy’s involvement then. Lucy asks why she didn’t, and Victor wonders who else Anna is working with besides Lucy and Robert. There’s a knock at his door, and when he opens it, Valentin is there.

Peyton says, Carly was so passionate at the Guild meeting. The love Carly had for her mother Virginia. She wonders, if Reese were still alive, would Reese feel the same about her? Carly cared so much for Virginia, and others like her. Carly says, Peyton means the people beneath her? and Peyton says she treated Carly unfairly – then and before. She had no idea Virginia was buried in that cemetery. When Carly came to Jacksonville, and was upset about the parkway, Peyton admits she felt some satisfaction. Carly says, at least Peyton’s being honest, and Peyton says, when she lost her husband and daughter, she was reeling. It was easy to focus her pain and anger on Carly; there was no one else to blame. She held onto that for a long while, but she never should have blamed Carly; you were a child, Caroline… Carly. She’s ashamed of her actions, and it’s taken her so long to realize how wrong she was. She’s desperately sorry, and hopes Carly can forgive her.

Drew asks why Bobbie thinks he has insight into Carly, and Bobbie says, she likes to think she knows her daughter better than anyone, but lately, Drew is giving her a run for her money. He says, it’s no secret that he and Carly have become closer friends since he came back to Port Charles, but Bobbie says, it’s way more than that.

Britt tells Carly that Maxie filled her in; she said Mac might be his father. He says, then why is she giving him a hard time, and she says, because he ghosted her. Does he think she should let that go? He says, if she has an ounce of compassion, and she says, she does; that’s why she’s here. She understands why he went radio silent. This is the second time he found out he’s not who he thought he was. Normally, she wouldn’t tolerate someone disappearing, but under the circumstances, she’s giving him a chance to come clean. He says, it’s a heavy subject to discuss with someone he barely knows, and she asks if he’s playing that card. She opened up to him at the Q picnic, or did he forget? He says, he hasn’t forgotten, but talking about his messy feelings isn’t easy for him, especially to someone as intimidating as her.

Scotty asks if it’s a legal issue, but Felicia says, it’s a family issue, and Mac says, Cody might be his son. Scotty says he knows Mac had a thing with Dominique before him, but he assumed the kid was Leopold Taub’s. Mac says, it’s possible, but Felicia says, it’s just as likely Cody is Mac’s son. They think Dominique might have given birth in Shadybrook. The timing fits, and it’s possible Dominique was drugged and convinced by the staff she was hallucinating. Mac says, if Leopold knew Dominique was pregnant and the kid wasn’t his… Felicia says, he would have given the baby to the Bells, and Mac says, so he couldn’t claim Dominique’s fortune. Leopold and the woman who raised Cody are both dead… Felicia says, they were hoping Scotty would know something, but Scotty says, the only thing he knows is, he never met Cody before he came to Port Charles. Felicia asks if anything they’ve said jogged his memory, and Mac asks if Dominique ever said anything about her time in Shadybrook that made her seem aware that she had a child with him.

Britt says she gets that Cody needs time to deal with his new family, but if he wants to see where it goes with the two of them, don’t ask her out. She leaves, and he follows her out. He says he does want to talk to  her about this, but doesn’t know where start. She tells him that Maxie said he didn’t want to take a DNA test. Why?

Anna says, Lucy was a valuable asset, and Lucy says, now she’s not? Anna says, the situation has changed. It’s just the nature of the game. Lucy says, Anna brought Martin back – by the way, thanks for that – but she knows Anna didn’t bring him back out of the goodness of her heart. Anna says she figured he could convince Lucy to bow out, but Lucy says she wins; it didn’t work. She told Martin everything. Anna says, that was the worst thing she could have done.

Victor invites Valentin in, and Valentin sees Victor’s laptop. He asks if Victor is watching a TED talk on world domination, and Victor says, Valentin has no idea the lengths he goes to ensure this family’s future. Valentin says, that’s because Victor never tells him, and no matter what he does, he can’t get out from under Victor’s thumb, but Victor says he’s not the only one holding back, is he?

Peyton says, there was no excuse for her behavior, and how she treated Carly. Carly agrees, and says, Peyton was an adult. She was a child, and it was Peyton’s responsibility to protect her. Peyton says, yes, it was, and instead of looking inside, she was blinded by her prejudices. When Carly spoke at the Guild meeting, she saw the little girl who was her daughter’s best friend. Carly was like a sister to Reese. Carly says she loved Reese. She’ll always regret that Reese got hurt. Peyton says, her too; she regrets so many of her mistakes. She did love her daughter, and wishes she’d done better by her and done better by Carly. Carly says, they can’t change the past. They can try to make peace with it, and learn from it, and move forward. Peyton says she tried to make it up to Carly. She changed her vote, and made Carly’s case with the Guild, but she couldn’t change their minds. The cost of shutting down the parkway at this point was too high. She’s so sorry. She wishes Carly everything good in her life. She starts to leave, and Carly says, Peyton’s husband did wrong by her. Peyton deserved better, just like she and Reese did. Peyton grabs Carly’s hand for a moment, then leaves.

Drew tells Bobbie, if he’s been good to Carly, it’s nothing compared to what she’s done for him. Bobbie says, Carly did go out on a limb to help him and Michael with Aurora, and Drew says, and Carly lost her half of the MetroCourt. He wishes it had turned out different. She says, her too. Why did he drop everything and come Florida to help Carly? Is it because he felt guilty about what happened to her after the merger failed? He says, no. He came because Carly means a lot to him, and if she needs him, he’ll be there. When he came back to Port Charles, it was obvious the rest of the world had moved on while he was mourning everything he’d lost. There was a brief period where he and Carly had to get used to each other again, but was his constant when everything else in his life was out of control. She says, he’s lucky. Friendships like that are rare. Treasure it. He says he will, and Bobbie says, she needs to check into her room. Plus, she’s exhausted from the trip. Drew says he bets she is, and she says he’s in her daughter’s life. He says, him too, and she leaves. His phone rings, and he asks Tara if there’s any news on the Guild vote. Will the cemetery remain intact?

Scotty tells Mac and Felicia, nothing Dominique ever said implied she had a son. For cryin’ out loud, she woudn’t hurt a fly. She would have moved heaven and hell if she knew she had a kid, to raise it. So this thing caught him flatfooted. Mac says, he’s not alone. It took him a while to wrap his head around the fact that Cody could be his son. Felicia says she hopes Cody agrees to a DNA test, and Scotty says, or not. Mac asks if Scotty knows something he doesn’t, and Scotty says, what he knows is, Cody is bad news. Cody sucker punched him when Obrecht introduced them. Mac does not want anything to do with Cody Bell.  

Cody says, Britt woudn’t understand, and she says, try her. He says, everyone expects him to be excited about Mac being his dad. Why wouldn’t he be falling all over himself about a dad upgrade? She says, Mac’s a good guy, and he says, that’s just it. Everyone says Mac is great at everything. He’s a great father, great husband, great detective. People aren’t that good. She asks if he thinks Mac has a dark side, and Cody says, no, but he has a past. There, he said it. She applauds, and says, congratulations. She has a past too. He says he’s made so many bad decisions, and has a sketchy past, and Mac is this paragon of virtue. She says, he’s afraid Mac won’t accept him? and he says, not afraid. Okay, maybe he doesn’t want to set himself up for rejection. Why would he? She says he doesn’t know Mac will reject him, and he says, he doesn’t know Mac won’t, so why bother? Put herself in his shoes. If there was something that could blow her whole life up, wouldn’t she be better off not knowing?

Valentin tells Victor, of course (🍷) he’s holding back. Every day, Victor keeps him separated from his daughter and forces his cooperation. Victor keeps him on a short chain, and every time Victor chokes it, Valentin’s patience grows thinner. Victor is using Valentin’s daughter as leverage. Victor says, it’s so discouraging to hear this coming from his son, and Valentin says he hasn’t seen his daughter in months. Victor allows him to text her, and make very short phone calls. He uses her as leverage, while Valentin has complied. He framed Jennifer Smith for Luke’s murder, and took care of Victor’s Laura problem by orchestrating events so she felt compelled to go to Italy. What does he get in return? Victor keeps his daughter from him while he’s proven his loyalty. Victor says, has he though?

Lucy says she told Martin that he has nothing to worry about. He has her heart, and the only reason she’s stringing Victor along is because Anna asked her to. Anna asks if she told him anything else about what they’re doing, but Lucy says, she couldn’t tell him anything else because she doesn’t know what they’re doing. Anna says, so basically, Martin doesn’t know anything, but what little Lucy told him could put him in Victor’s sights. Victor is a dangerous man, and Lucy needs to take him seriously. She needs to get out before it’s too late, or Anna will be forced to take more drastic measures.

Cody asks Britt, why should he have someone judging him now just because they share DNA? He never knew his real father, so why change things now? She says she knows how he feels. She’s lived in her father’s shadow her entire life. Even after he died, she couldn’t escape his horrible legacy. Cesar Faison left her something with the power to disrupt her life. The details don’t matter. The important thing is, she had to make a decision; live in the dark or face her fears and deal with  it. After a long time, she realized not knowing was worse; she had to know. So she really understands his fears, but no one is saying he has to have a relationship with Mac. What he does with the information is up to him. But if he chooses to ignore the question, he’ll spend the rest of his life wondering what the answer is, and she doesn’t think that’s something he can live with.

Mac says, that’s right; Cody sucker punched Scotty. Dante brought him in, but Scotty refused to press charges. Scotty says, sometimes he’s a victim of his own generosity. Cody blamed him for giving away what Cody thought was his inheritance. Mac says, when he met Cody, he seemed to be carrying some resentment toward Dominique for giving him up, and Scotty says, the guy’s got issues. Felicia says, of course (🍷) he’s got issues. His whole identity has been called into question. Now he finds himself meeting the two men in his mother’s life who know more about Dominique than he does. They have to give him time to adjust. Scotty says, that doesn’t excuse Cody being a grifter, and Felicia asks, who called Cody a grifter? Scotty says he’s just quoting Britt, and for cryin’ out loud, she likes him. Mac says he refuses to rush to judgement about Cody. Felicia’s right; they don’t know him. Doesn’t he deserve another chance? Scotty says, not if he could hurt Mac’s real family, and Mac says, he has a point, but Felicia says, they’re both missing one important thing.

Lucy tells Anna, she’s gone toe to toe with Bobbie Spencer, Tracy Quartermaine, and everybody else in town. She’s ended up in her underthings on the Nurses Ball stage in front of everybody for how many years now? One year, she ended up hanging upside down in her underwear. She also wore a beautiful red dress and hat to her wedding, and she made it work. She’s not scared and not a quitter, and she’s going to see this thing through to the end. Anna says, none of that matters; Lucy is out of her depth. This isn’t some charity gala or TikTok challenge. Lucy says, she knows what she knows, and she knows she’s Lucy Coe, and knows when she has a man wrapped around her finger. Victor is right there, not to mention, he’s not the first guy – the other Victor – that she’s had eating out of the palm of her hand. Anna says she’s aware of Lucy’s skills. Is Lucy aware of hers? Lucy says, all right, truce. Can Anna trust her? She can get the goods to put Victor away, just stay out of her way.

Valentin says he let Victor in his life, and accepted Victor as his father. In return, Victor took his daughter hostage. He’s made something up to tell the people who love Charlotte, but every time he tells the story, it gets harder to believe. Because it’s one thing to send your child away while you’re recovering from an injury, but to leave her there month after month, and never let her come home? He’s never been away from Charlotte this long, and people know that, and they’re asking questions. Victor says, Valentin told him that he took care of all that, and Valentin says he did. Laura is dealing with her mother, but there are multiple people. Nina, Lulu’s family, Dante the police detective, and what about their family? Alexis is the editor of The Invader. So if he were Victor, he’d reconsider his tactics. If Victor doesn’t, all his plans and work are going to come crashing down. Victor asks if that’s a threat, but Valentin says, it’s reality. Victor says, he’s right. It’s not fair to keep Charlotte from Valentin for so long. Valentin has been by his side, helped him put his plans into action, and shown his loyalty in intercepting Nikolas’s insane false confession of the murder of Esme Prince. Valentin has put in a of time and effort on his behalf. It’s time Valentin was met with the appropriate reward.

Carly has a glass of wine in the hotel restaurant, and says, sorry mom. Too little too late. No surprise there, huh? Drew joins her, and she says, they didn’t… He says he knows, and puts his arm around her. He sits down, and says he just found out about the vote. She says, Peyton told her, and he says, that’s the last thing she needs. Carly says, she actually came to apologize, and he asks how it made her feel. She says she wishes she could tell him that she didn’t care, but she does. When she was a kid, she wanted Reese’s life, especially her mother. She wanted a beautiful mom who would go around town in a convertible, go to the country club, and play tennis, throw these big parties, and do lunch. A far cry from her mother. Her mother packed a lunch for work because she couldn’t afford to eat in the café. She was always balancing her checkbook, and saving every penny so she could buy Carly a pair of tennis shoes, and they were always wrong. When Carly was a freshman, she got an award for having a 4.0 GPA, but she never told her mother about the assembly. She went with Reese’s family, and can’t imagine how much that hurt her mother. She was a rotten daughter. She thought she could make up for it now, and failed her. He says, she didn’t, but she says she failed her mother every day for years. She never appreciated her mother, and Virginia knew it. Carly thought she could make up for it by having her buried near the ocean, and she failed her mother there too.

Anna tells Lucy, this has gone too far. The risk to Lucy, and now to Martin, is too high. She brought Lucy into this, and can take her out. Lucy asks if Victor isn’t going to think it’s funny that she’s been fawning over him all this time, and now she’s ghosting him. She thinks in time, Victor will figure out what they’re up to, and Anna says, let her deal with that. Lucy is out. She’s not letting Lucy do this anymore. Lucy says, Anna isn’t letting her do anything. Anna thinks she controls everything, but Anna doesn’t control her. She leaves, and Anna says, you’re wrong about that.

Valentin asks what Victor deems an appropriate reward, and Victor says he’s going to let Valentin visit Charlotte. It doesn’t do anyone any good to keep father and daughter separated indefinitely. He’ll call the school and make the arrangements. Of course (🍷), there is one condition. Valentin will leave immediately, and on his plane. Valentin asks, why? He’ll leave first thing in the morning on a commercial flight. Victor asks if Valentin expects to be given time to launch an ill-advised rescue mission. That doesn’t align with his plans. If Valentin wants to see Charlotte again, he’ll leave within the hour on his plane, alone, except for the men he’ll have guarding Valentin, or he doesn’t see Charlotte at all.

Felicia says, whatever Cody’s upbringing, whoever his father is, Cody is Dominique’s son. He may have inherited her good qualities. The same ones that made Mac and Scotty fall in love with her. Mac’s phone rings, and it’s Cody, who says he hopes Mac doesn’t mind; his wife gave Cody his number. Mac says, not at all. What can he do for Cody? Cody says he’s in. Set up the DNA test if Mac still wants to. Mac says he does. He’ll set it up, and they’ll talk soon. He tells Felicia and Scotty, that was Cody. The DNA test is on.

Cody tells Britt that Mac is setting up the DNA test. She asks how he feels about it, and he says she was right; he had to know the truth. Don’t let it go to her head. She says, too late, but she’s actually surprised he took her advice. Besides her patients, people usually do the opposite of what she’d do. He says, people should listen to her more, and she says, actually, she should take her own advice. There’s something she needs to deal with.

Carly frets about finding a new resting place for her mother, and Drew tells her to remember what Virginia said; there’s no problem a few hours at the beach can’t solve. Why don’t they grab a couple beers and honor her by taking her advice, and figuring things out at the beach? Carly says she has an idea. Maybe they haven’t lost yet.

Felicia tells Mac, the first step is to get answers, and whatever the outcome, his whole family is behind him. He says he’s a lucky man, and kisses her, but Scotty says, this will probably come back to bite him. He’s getting another martini.

Cody asks if Britt would care to share, or is it a state secret? She says, okay. It’s about her brother Peter. When he died, some of his things were left to her. She passed them to Maxie to get rid of, but at the last minute, told her not to destroy them. Maxie brought them back to her, and after all this time, she still has the box stuffed in an armoire. She should finally get rid of Peter for good. He says, seeing as how she just helped him, it’s only fitting he helps her get rid of her brother’s effects… if she wants. She says, okay. Why not?

Valentin goes to Anna’s house, and she says, they have a Lucy problem.

On the phone, Victor asks if they’re clear on everything. He wants a repeat performance of the cable car tragedy. There’s a knock at his door, and he says he’ll talk to them later. He opens the door, and Lucy asks if he’s up for some company. He says, my, my, my. If it isn’t the star of the show.

Tomorrow, Nikolas tells Esme that she’s expendable; Scotty tells Ava that she has to undo Nikolas before he undoes her; and Victor tells Lucy, join him on the cruise, and she’ll find out.

Below Deck Mediterranean

Tasha asks, what just happened? and Kyle says, Natalya tried to come for him, but that’s not going to happen. Natalya mumbles that she’s a second stew and so is Kyle, and Kyle tells Tasha what happened, calling Natalya a bitch, but Captain Sandy hears them. She tells Kyle not to talk about another crew member behind their back; it’s not okay. She asks, where’d the love go? and Tasha says, it’s just a brother/sister tiff; they’ll get over it. The captain tells Kyle to never talk about someone behind their back. Go and talk to that person, then talk again, not behind their back. He doesn’t want to be that person. Storm tells Courtney and Reid that they’ll put out the weights and yoga mats in the morning in case the guests want to use them. He doesn’t know how big they’re going tonight, so they’ll see. The guests come out in their BDSM outfits, and take photos. Storm watches Dave try to pry the salted fish out of the oven, and says, it looks like Dave has a creature in there. In Dave’s interview, he says he has a baked salted fish that he’s going to have to hacksaw out of the oven because it was too big. Two of the guests are sleeping, and Tasha tells Dave, four for dinner. He says, it’s a big fish for two people, and I wonder if one of the nappers is the one who wanted the fish. Primary Eric is wearing leathers that are pretty tight, and in his interview, Kyle says, he got himself in with no food, and he wonders how he’s going to get himself out with a full belly. Natalya tells Tasha that Kyle is grinding her gears, and Tasha says they’ll talk later. Captain Sandy marvels at the fish in the galley, and Dave says he smashes it, then prays it’s cooked. Dinner is served, and Dave brings the encrusted fish to the table, after sprinkling it with vodka so flames shoot up. He says, the salt dries the skin, so it can just be pulled away, and demonstrates. The guests are loving the food, but primary Eric says, his spiky choke collar is making it difficult to eat. Storm checks on Natalya, and she says, it isn’t her day with her team. Kyle apologizes to Natalya, and adds that no one is making him say he’s sorry. She tells him that it’s okay, and they hug it out. In Kyle’s interview, he says he vomits everything out, and Natalya does too. Even with that said, he screwed up. That’s not the person he needs to be. He tells Tasha about his apology, and in Tasha’s interview, she wonders why Kyle apologized. Natalya is in the wrong, and keeps being disrespectful. We flash back to that, and she says, the apology shouldn’t be coming from Kyle. She tells Kyle that he’s sweet, but has nothing to apologize for. The guests go to bed, and Natalya gets into Storm’s bunk with him. In his interview, he says, interesting tactic for a break-up. Tasha tells Dave about Natalya and Kyle’s apology, while Natalya tells Storm that she’s trying not to lose it with Tasha. Tasha claims she’s not working when she’s done extra hours. Tasha can’t handle confrontation because she has no balls whatsoever. In Dave’s interview, he says, Tasha hates confrontation, but running away from problems has consequences as well.

In Mzi’s interview, he says, Courtney is finding her feet as lead deckhand. She deserves it. While he’s disappointed, he grew up with four siblings, so he’s used to not getting what he wants. Breakfast is served, and the water toys are put out. In Kyle’s interview, he says, the primaries say their guests are clients, but he thinks the primaries might be the guests. Something is fishy, and it’s not the ocean. They tease me with amazing looking eggs benedict, and the guests decide to work out, while Eric takes the usual thousand photos. In Dave’s interview, he says, he tried to blow the guests away with dinner, but half of them missed it. Now he has to be amazing again. In Reid’s interview, he says he’s always struggled with banter and quick wit on a new boat. He thinks the crew was close before he got here, and it’s intimidating, although he appreciates and loves their personalities. A guest hits the side of the boat with a WaveRunner, and in Courtney’s interview, she says, it’s her first time as lead deckhand, Storm left her in charge, and a guest smacks the side of the boat. Reid checks for damage, and says, it’s fine. The incident is relayed to Storm, who tells the captain. She tells him, it’s no big deal. It’s called chartering; it’s called normal. They make mistakes. No one was hurt, and nothing was damaged. It’s not a big deal. In Captain Sandy’s interview, she says, that’s how communication should happen. That’s how you gain trust. Tasha tells Natalya that they’re doing a jungle theme for dinner, and in Natalya’s interview, she says, they still haven’t resolved their conflict. She doesn’t agree with Tasha’s management style, but at this point, she just wants to do her job. Kyle searches online for jungle sounds.

The guests get ready, and the table setting looks really cool; mosquito netting all around, and lots of green. The guests have their choice of animal ears, and Eric wonders which ones he should choose. Kyle says, if Eric has a big trunk, he suggests the elephant ears. In Courtney’s interview, she says she’s happy about her and Mzi’s friendship. Even though he’s disappointed not getting lead deckhand, he never takes it out on her, and he’s supportive. Storm watches Natalya clean up, and says he’ll try to wrap up when she does. In his interview, he says, Natalya needs to decide if they’re good friends, or do they lie in bed kissing all night. He could have the conversation with her, but she won’t respond. In Natasha’s interview, she says, it feels like Dave is back to his old self. It’s a nice energy, and they haven’t had a spat. Dave blowtorches the fish, and it’s pronounced tender and tasty. Kyle tells Dave, the master devoured it like an animal. Reid calls home, and in his interview, he says, Decatur, Alabama is a small town, where everybody knows everybody else’s business, and it’s not for him. He wanted to travel and see the world. Decatur will always have a special place in his heart, but he wants to be somewhere where he can be someone and do something. He also wants to be able to have fun. The guests go to bed shortly after 11 pm, almost unheard of. In Tasha’s interview, she says, she doesn’t want to feel like she’s walking on eggshells with Natalya. Natalya wants to be the boss, but she’s not. Tasha and Kyle clean up, and get to bed around 1:30. One thing to be said for these guests, they make it an early night, and aren’t too messy.

It’s the final day of charter, and Storm goes over the lines with Reid. Dave makes breakfast, and in Storm’s interview, he says, a new crew is a recipe for something to go wrong. Reid seems understand from his experience, but the only way to find out is, just do it. They dock at Grand Harbour Marina, and Captain Sandy says, the boat is so light, it blows around like crazy. She tells the deckhands, excellent work, and it’s time for guest goodbyes. Eric complains that Natalya didn’t pack herself in his suitcase, and in her interview, she says, yuk. Eric says, they did a great job. The food was spectacular, and the hike location was beautiful. They leave and the captain tells the crew to get into their reds, and come to the main salon for the tip meeting. Then they’re turning the boat around. Natalya gripes to Courtney that she and Tasha aren’t getting along, and haven’t addressed what happened the other day.

Captain Sandy tells the crew, it was a great charter. Dave’s salted fish was freaking cool, and the interior killed it as always. She tells Reid, welcome and great job, and Reid says he loved working with everyone. The captain says, it’s the biggest tip all season – $27,500, or $2500 each. In Reid’s interview, he says, the weird situation and nude photo shoots were uncomfortable, but whatever. He’s here to make money, not cause problems. Captain Sandy tells them, turn the boat around, then they can drink all they want. Natalya criticizes the way Kyle is making a bed, saying, it’s the sh*ttiest bed she’s ever seen. They argue, and Tasha tells them, teamwork. On deck, Courtney asks if Reid fancies anyone in the crew, other than her, and he jokes that she has an undiagnosed case of narcissism. By definition, it’s a love of self so great, it kills you. Courtney says she doesn’t love herself, so put that away, and Reid says, it’s not necessarily loving what’s inside, but the exterior. Courtney says she doesn’t love her exterior, and he says, but she loves her posterior, which doesn’t make sense. In Courtney’s interview, she says, body image is hard for her, and Reid said something that’s literally letting it roar in her brain. It pisses her off, since they only met three days ago. He has no idea how she feels, and you should be careful what you say to people.

Courtney goes inside and starts crying. Reid sees her in the crew mess, and asks if she wants to talk. He’s sorry. She says, it’s okay, but he says, it’s not. She’s an awesome person. She says she’s just being a girl. She’s the last person to love herself, and it pisses her off when people say she does. In Reid’s interview, he says he messed up, and might have ruined relationship building with Courtney and Mzi. He needs to make almonds amends. Courtney thanks him for apologizing. She goes to her cabin, and tells Natalya that she was embarrassed. Maybe she’s giving the impression that she loves herself. Natalya says, she should love herself, and in her interview, Courtney says, she was a tomboy, much to her mom’s dismay. Her mom wanted her to be super girly, but she followed her brothers. Natalya says, Courtney is the main bitch on this boat. Tasha brings Kyle a drink, and the partying is on. They go to a restaurant, and Reid says he’s only known Courtney for three days, and regrets the hurt he caused. She says, he wouldn’t have known it was going to affect her like that, and he says, she should love herself. She’s awesome, amazing, and beautiful; he respects and loves her. Courtney  says, he didn’t mean any harm, and in her interview, she says, he didn’t know how badly it was going to affect her, but maybe it’s a good thing. Now he knows how a joke can affect somebody. Kyle toasts to Natalya, saying, cheers to being a cheeky MF’ing bitch, but at least she speaks her mind. Storm says, Kyle got in trouble with Captain Sandy. We flash back to the captain telling Kyle not to talk about people behind their backs, and Natalya says, they’ll talk about it during work hours, but Kyle says, there’s nothing to talk about. He called her what he called her. He has nothing more, and she’s getting nothing more from him. If she’s looking for attention, she’s not getting it from him, especially after trashing Tasha. Reid tells him to stop.

To be continued… Because they’ve gotten lazy with giving us previews.

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October 14, 2022 – Sam Confronts Cody, Welcome Back, Moonlighting, In a Spin, a Farewell, He Remembers, Salty Talk, Scary, They’re Back, Pets (!), Decemvir Of Quotes & Midnight Shari

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General Hospital

Dante walks into Kelly’s where Cody is eating, and asks if Cody is having breakfast for lunch – because no one eats an omelet outside of breakfast. Cody says he had a late night, and slept in because he didn’t have to work today. Dante says, it must be nice. He’s been up since the crack of dawn, chasing down leads. Cody says he can tell by Dante’s face, and asks if anything panned out. Dante says, no. Cody should take his job since Cody’s on a roll; he’s hitting nothing but dead ends. Cody says, no way, man. Dante is too stubborn to quit. He’s going to get this guy. Dante says, woman, and Cody says, damn. Dante says, Diane Miller identified her assailant as a woman, and Cody says, Dante will find her, no doubt. Dante thanks him, and asks, what’s up with the late night? Was he with Britt? Big date? Cody says, hardly.

Maxie sees Britt at the hospital, and asks if she has a minute. Maxie needs to talk to her. Britt says, sure, then says, wait. Maxie has that look, like it’s a private thing. Follow her. They go where there are no people, and Britt asks, what’s up? Maxie says she needs Britt’s honest opinion about Cody Bell, and Britt says, she means the invisible man? She hasn’t seen Cody in days, and she’s happy to never see him again.

Also at the hospital, Sam says, Diane was really touched by the flowers Spinelli brought. Especially when he explained the language of the flowers; how the bouquet said, best wishes, get better, and a deeper friendship. He says, all heartfelt sentiments. He’s beyond relieved that Diane is doing so well. Actually, now that he has Sam here, he owes her an apology. She says, he doesn’t, but he says, when he was telling her about Cody blackmailing him, he fears he said too much. He doesn’t want to drag her into his legal woes, especially since she’s cohabitating with a cop. He made her an accessory after the fact. She tells him, stop. She doesn’t want to hear it.

Lucy answers her office phone, and it’s Anna, who says she’s just checking in to make sure they understood each other after last night. Do they? Lucy says, she understood Anna. It didn’t seem like Anna understood her though. She looks at the bracelet Victor gave her, and says, she’s a grown woman who’s perfectly capable of making decisions about how to handle Victor. Anna says, but some of those decisions can have unexpected consequences, and Lucy says, like diamonds. Anna says, like death, and Lucy says, wow, and they call her dramatic. Anna’s phone beeps, and Lucy says she’s going to let Anna get that because she’s got to go, but Anna says, listen to her. Lucy says, thanks for calling. Ciao.

Johann hands Victor a velvet box, and Victor says, any problems? Johann says, all set. Has he decided what to do about Miss Coe? Victor says, not yet, and Johann says, something should be done. Lucy was listening in on Victor’s conversation with the Deputy Mayor. He’ll take care of it, if Victor wants… Victor says, need he remind Johann of who works for who around here? He’ll take care of it as he wishes, and in his own time. Johann says, yes, sir, and Victor says, Lucy Coe will be taught a lesson, the severity of which will be decided depending on if she was just overly curious, or working for someone else.

Robert goes to Anna’s place, and asks, what was so important she couldn’t tell him over the phone? She says, they have a lead on one of Victor’s accomplices, and he says, don’t leave him hanging; who? She says, Deputy Mayor Eileen Ashby. He says, I’ll be damned. He never did really trust her. With Laura working remotely, she has no overseer, and way too much power. Anna says, this just shows them how far Victor’s reach goes, and he says, tell him everything she knows, and let’s start with the source.

At the hotel in Jacksonville, Carly asks what Bobbie is doing here, and Bobbie says, checking up on her. Carly asks how her kids are doing, and Bobbie says, everybody in Port Charles is safe and sound, but they miss her. Carly says, not half as much as she misses them, and Bobbie asks, where’s Drew? Carly says, he’s up in his room; he’s on a conference call with Aurora business. She can’t believe Bobbie is here. Bobbie says, she just figured with everything Carly has been up against, she could use a little backup, and Carly asks how she knew. Bobbie says, Michael fixed her phone so when Carly’s name pops up, she’ll know. Carly has been ruffling a few feathers. Carly says, ya think? and Bobbie says she happens to know the folks in this town, and taking on the Beautification Guild is no easy feat. She really wishes she could have made it in time for the meeting yesterday. How did it go? Carly says she did everything she could to convince them to scrap their plans for the parkway, but she doesn’t know if it was enough. She’s up against a determined woman with a powerful grudge.

Sam says, if Spinelli had come to her the second Cody threatened him, he woudn’t be apologizing to her at all, and Spinelli says, this mess is entirely of his own making. He threw himself into the creation of this dating app, and it became kind of a calling, or a healing, after Ellie. But he was so focused on perfecting the app, he didn’t see that he was creating a tool that could be used for nefarious purposes. His algorithm is basically a master key to the internet. She says she knows, and she always knew he was too brilliant for his own good. He says, Dr. Frankenstein. He got so caught up in the creation, he failed to see what his monster could beget. She says, first of all, he has to stop and listen to her. No matter how reckless he thinks his algorithm is, it’s amazing. He’s a genius. And second, he wasn’t trying to hurt anyone. That’s not him. He asks if there’s a third, and she says, yes. He can never, and she repeats never, tell anyone about this. The NSA can never find out. He says he understands, and thankfully, the only thing Cody demanded of him for his silence was a fake match with Society Set-Ups. She says, so far.

Maxie asks if Britt and Cody aren’t dating, and Britt says, they had the one disaster date, which ended with her upending her wine on his head. Then they had a non-date the night of the Quartermaine picnic, when she actually agreed to second real date. She showed up, and Cody was really distracted. Maxie says, that’s weird, and Britt says, since then, he’s texted her a handful of times, but only, what’s up? No mention of future plans. Maxie says, he ghosted her? and Britt says, kind of, yeah. After being so annoyingly persistent, now he can’t be bothered? Maxie says, he has had a lot on his mind lately, and Britt says, like combing out horse manes, or ointment for saddle sores. Maxie says, Britt doesn’t know?

Dante says, if it’s over for Cody and Britt, he thinks Cody dodged a bullet, but Cody says, Dante has to admit, she’s never boring. She’s smart as hell, she’s got killer legs, and a fiery sense of humor. Dante says, while he pleads the fifth on the legs, he agrees with Cody on the rest. The thing about her is, she’s always looking out for number one. Cody says, so is everyone, but Dante says, not Cody. Say what he will, Cody is here for his friends; he was for Dante anyway. Cody tells Dante not to get sappy on him, or he’s going to regret asking Dante to sit down. How did such a gifted prankster become so conventional? Dante says, there are benefits to having a job on the right side of the law, and Cody says, name one. Dante says he never has to look over his shoulder. What’s happening with Mac Scorpio? Is he still gunning for Cody?

Bobbie and Carly sit at the restaurant, and Carly says, she wasn’t sure by the looks on their faces if she’d gotten through to them or not, but Bobbie says, of course (🍷) she did. Their hearts would have to be made of stone to not be moved by her words. Carly touched hers. Carly says she hopes Bobbie understands why she’s fighting so hard to protect Virginia’s grave; it’s no reflection on her. Bobbie says, Carly doesn’t have to reassure her. Virginia was Carly’s mother when she couldn’t be. Virginia raised Carly, and she loved her, and Carly loved Virginia. Bobbie will always be grateful for that. She’d like to think Virginia handed her the baton when she couldn’t hold it anymore. She’s so glad Carly found her in time, so she could take it… even if the hand-off was a little bumpy. They laugh, and Carly says, that was an understatement. She hopes Bobbie knows that she’s really grateful for the relationship they have now. Bobbie says, her too, and takes Carly’s hand across the table.

Victor knocks at Lucy’s office door, and says, looking lovely as ever. She thanks him, taking his hands, and says, she’s a bit surprised. She didn’t think she’d see him so soon. He hopes he’s not imposing, and she says, not at all. It was she who imposed on him last night, but she’s much better now. He says, of course (🍷) she is. She’s the brilliant, resilient, unsinkable Lucy Coe. But in case she had any lingering blues, he thought he would drop by and bring her a bit of cheer. He opens the velvet box, revealing a beautiful, delicate diamond necklace. Lucy says, oh my.

Anna tells Robert that her source is Lucy Coe, and he says, she brought in a civilian? A Lucy Coe civilian? She says she didn’t have a lot of options, and Victor was already enamored of her. So she saw her opportunity, and took it, but Lucy’s part in this operation is done now. He says, she’s not too good at taking orders, and Anna says, she’s reluctant to distance herself from him. He says, any sane woman would run screaming, and Anna says, she knows, but apparently Victor has been a bit generous with diamonds and such. He says, oh yeah, Lucy’s Achille’s heel, and she says, don’t worry about her. She’s handling Lucy. They need to focus on Victor. She thinks Ashby is their in. He says, that would explain the sudden interest in transparency, and she says, maybe Victor realizes they’re getting close, and wants to limit their resources. Robert says he has no qualms about using his position as DA to take this bastard out. As far as he’s concerned, Victor is a total menace to the public. Anna says she believes Ashby’s connection to Victor is going to give them leverage, and he says, do tell. They’re going to use this how?

Carly tells Bobbie that a local station did a piece on her, and at the meeting, Peyton made her out to be some out-of-town troublemaker who flies in to mess with decent people’s lives. Bobbie asks if Peyton really said decent people? and Carly says, and more. She is a bitter spiteful woman determined to make it Carly’s fault that her family imploded. Bobbie says, some people just don’t want to face the truths, and that woman doesn’t want to admit she was married to a depraved creep. Peyton’s life is Peyton’s responsibility. Bobbie doesn’t want Carly letting Peyton inflict her garbage on her. Carly says she won’t, but it’s just so sad. Peyton can’t see, by holding onto the past, it keeps her from moving on. Bobbie says, the news feature touched on Reese’s accident. That must have been hard for Carly. Carly says, dredging up the accident made her sick to her stomach, but it helped her realize the accident wasn’t her fault, and she can forgive herself and let go of the guilt. Bobbie says, that’s huge; she’s so proud of Carly. Maybe this detour was destined to be. It has more meaning than a leadership seminar. Carly says, coming to Jacksonville gave her closure, and Drew being with her is what made all the difference.

Maxie tells Britt, it’s not absolutely 100% for sure until the DNA test is done, but the dates match up, and her mom and Mac seem pretty convinced. It’s looking like Cody is Mac’s son. So Britt can see why he’s been a little distracted. Britt says, that is so unfair. Her long lost relative was Peter August, and Cody gets Mac Scorpio, who according to Maxie is the best dad ever. Maxie says, yes. If there was a competition for best long lost relative, Cody would definitely win. That’s what’s so puzzling. Cody hit the dad jackpot. So why won’t he take that DNA test to lock that down? Britt says, a new family member can throw you for a loop, and they are talking about Cody’s potential father. Maxie says she sees Britt’s point, and Britt says, look what Peter did to their lives; what he’s still doing. Maxie asks what she means, and Britt says, that box of his effects. Maxie says, she still has that? and Britt says, it didn’t feel right to just get rid of it. Maxie says, that’s why they should have gone with their original instinct, which was to let her get rid of it. She was two seconds away from throwing it out, when Britt wanted it back. Britt says, Peter didn’t do anything without an agenda. There had to be a reason he left her that box, and one day she wants to take the opportunity to go back to it, and figure out what the hell he was up to. Maxie says, the only good thing Peter ever did was give her Bailey Lou. Other than that, his existence was meaningless. Britt says she thinks they’re getting a little off course. All she was saying is that she can see how this would be a lot for Cody to take in. It’s not just Mac. A new guy comes with a whole new family. Maxie says, right; her and her kids. She and Cody are going to be quasi siblings. That’s why she wanted Britt’s opinion of him. Britt says, maybe he didn’t blow her off. Maybe he really has a lot on his mind. Maxie says, Britt actually likes him, doesn’t she?

Sam tells Spinelli, good thing she has a little time before she has to play peacemaker between her mom and Kristina. He says, more mother/ daughter friction? and she says, they’re on the outs again, but it’s going to give her a little time to go talk to Cody. He says he wishes she woudn’t, and she says, Cody happens to be a really good friend of Dante’s, and she thinks he’s an okay guy. He may play fast and loose with the law, but so do all of them. This blackmail thing is troubling though, so she wants to look him in the eye, and find out what he really wants.

Cody says, he’s not worried about Mac Scorpio trying to put him away anymore, and Dante says, good. He told Cody that Mac was a nice guy. Cody says, about that… and Dante’s phone dings. Dante says he’s got to go, and Cody says, kitten up a tree? Sorry. His bad. Have fun… helping old ladies cross the street. Dante says he will. That’s hilarious. Don’t quit his day job though. He starts to go, and Cody tells him, be safe out there. Catch this knife wielding maniac. Dante says, you bet, and leaves.

Robert says, it could work, and Anna says, it will work. It’s her plan, and it will work. He says, too bad she doesn’t have a bit of backup, and she says, another dig at Valentin? He says he sees this guy for who he is. He’s double-crossed everybody he’s ever had as a partner. He’s out for himself, and doesn’t care who picks up the tab for whatever he does. He’s even about to double-cross his worthless father. She says, because he doesn’t have any illusions about who his father is, and he says, treacherous, a liar, untrustworthy… She says, Robert doesn’t have all the facts, and Robert says, because she’s never given them to him. And here they are, about to use this guy in a plan where he’s front and center, and Robert doesn’t trust him this much. He holds his thumb and forefinger a millimeter apart, and Anna says she knows she’s given Robert reason to doubt her judgement in the past, but she and Valentin have been working together recently. If Robert doesn’t trust Valentin, that’s fine. Can he at least trust her? He says, he always trusts her. She wants justice for Luke as much as he does. Victor killed him, and Victor’s going to pay big time. She says, exactly. That’s why they have to do whatever they can to stop Victor before he hurts someone else.

Lucy says, he shouldn’t have, and Victor says, let’s try it on, shall we? He puts the necklace on her, and something about it strikes me weird. She turns around, and asks how it looks, and he says, absolutely stunning. She says she has no idea how to thank him, and Martin walks in, and says he’s sure Victor has a couple of ideas.

Britt asks what Maxie thinks of Cody, and Maxie says, she’s not sure. At first, she liked him, and then she didn’t, and now, she kind of likes him again, but there’s definitely something sketchy about him. Britt says, there is. She wishes his actions matched up with his words. Maxie asks, what kind of actions? and Britt says, just a kiss. Maxie says, a good kiss? Go for it. Talk to him. Put all her cards out on the table. He likes poker, right? Britt says, Maxie is right. She’s a grown woman; accomplished, professional. What’s the big deal? At least Cody’s sexy. Better than the other duds who’ve been interested in her lately. She turns her head, and Spinelli is standing there.  

Sam joins Cody at Kelly’s, and thanks him for agreeing to meet with her. He says, of course (🍷). It was an intense sounding text: We need to talk. He asks if she wants a bite of his food, but she says she’s more in the mood for a conversation. He asks if he’s in trouble, and she says, yeah. He says, for what? and she says, blackmailing her friend Spinelli was a huge mistake.

Bobbie asks if Drew is still hung up on Aurora business, and Carly says, he’s wrapping up now, then he’s going to the gym. Bobbie asks how Aurora is doing, and Carly says, it’s coming back, slowly though. She doesn’t know how Drew does it; managing his business and helping her out at the same time. Bobbie says she’s glad Drew is here for Carly, and Carly says, her too. She and Drew really get each other, and everything seems clearer after she talks to him. Bobbie says, that sounds really special, and Carly says, it is. Drew’s an amazing friend. Bobbie says, is that all he is?

Martin says, when the cat’s away, but Lucy says, there’s no cat; no kitten even. He’s home; he’s here. She fusses over him, and asks when he got here. He says, apparently, not soon enough, breaking away from her, and walking toward Victor. He says he gets the distinct impression that he interrupted something, and Victor says, Lucy came to see him yesterday. Lucy says, she did. She was upset. She was distraught after Brando’s funeral. Did Martin hear about that? Martin says, uh-huh, and she says, good… not about the funeral, but the fact that he knows. She hasn’t known what he’s known because he hasn’t called or really stayed in touch that much. She sought out Victor, and he’s become a friend. Martin looks at her bracelet, and says, a very generous friend. Very. He tells Victor, now that he’s up to speed on recent events, what exactly is Victor doing here? Victor asks if Lucy is going to tell him, or shall he?

Maxie says, Spinelli! Look, Britt. Spinelli. Spinelli tells them, good afternoon, and Maxie asks how he is. He says his life is excellent; he wants for nothing. Britt says, good for him, and excuses herself. He says, thank God, and Maxie asks if he’s sure he’s over Britt, because that level of awkward was exceptionally high, He says, believe him. He has no designs on Britt. That discomfort was a function of not having seen Britt since the unfortunate revelation of his interest. He and Britt haven’t spoken of it, and never will. Maxie asks if he’d like her to make sure Britt knows he’s over her, and he says, yes, but how did his name come up? Britt doesn’t talk about him, does she? Maxie says, no, don’t worry. If she’s anything, it’s discreet. Ha-ha! His face.

Dante sees Britt, and she asks if he got the Haggerty autopsy report. He says he just picked it up. He’s going to see Diane if that’s cool. She says she won’t stop him, and he starts to walk, but she says, wait. Has he heard from Cody? He says he was just with Cody at Kelly’s; why? She says, no reason. She just hasn’t heard from him, and thought she’d give him a call. He says, great, and she asks, what’s his problem? Does he think she’s not good enough for his friend?

Cody says, look… but Sam says, save it. She knows he threatened to sic the NSA on Spinelli if he didn’t create a fake match between him and Britt. The kind guy she thought she knew would never do something like that. Unless… Is she completely wrong about him? He says, blackmail is too strong of a word; he just asked for an exchange of favors. If you think about it, Spinelli got the better deal. All Cody got was a date. He’s keeping Spinelli’s intrusive, highly illegal, algorithm a secret, which kind of makes Spinelli the criminal mastermind, not him. Sam asks if Cody is going to keep his word, and Cody says, as far as he’s concerned, he and Spinelli are square. He hasn’t asked Spinelli for anything, and he won’t; nothing more. She says, okay, but why was it so important for him to get set up with Britt? Cody flashes back to Dante telling him about Britt being on the run with her father, Cesar Faison, and Sam asks, what’s the con?

Lucy says, Victor came to her with a proposition, and Martin raises his eyebrows. She says, a business proposition. Victor wanted a partnership with Deception. Martin asks why Victor would be interested in partnering with a cosmetics company, and Victor says, not the company, the woman behind it. Lucy says, her brains. He’s interested in her brains. Victor also admires her business sense. Martin asks if Victor will excuse them, and kindly get the door on his way out. Victor says, of course (🍷), and tells Lucy, they’ll talk later. He leaves, and Lucy says she promises it’s not what it looked like, but Martin says, from where he’s standing, it looks like Lucy’s been making a fool out of him. What else is there to say except, congratulations on trading up. She asks how he can say that. Has he lost in her; in them? He says, that’s a relevant question, because he doesn’t want to leapfrog over another man giving her diamonds. What the hell happened? Was he gone too long? Did she just lose interest? She says, not any of that. She’s been working with Anna. When Anna lost Martin spying on Valentin, Anna pressured her to spy on Victor. He says, and getting diamonds is a door prize? It’s all part of the spy game? She says, Victor is just kind of into her, and Martin is like, what? She says she did it for him, so he could come home. Anna forced her to do this. He says, Anna never said a thing to him about it, and she says, he talked to Anna? When? He says, she called him last night, and told him to come home, and he caught the first flight. Lucy says, that little witch. She did all of this on purpose.

Robert tells Anna, once upon a time, being a public servant meant serving the public. Nowadays, everyone’s got an agenda. How long does Anna suppose Eileen’s been in Victor’s pocket? Is she recently corrupt, or did he bring her into the dark side? Anna gives him some tea, and says she doesn’t know; it’s difficult to say. Victor plays the long game. He’s very patient and strategic. This could have been in the works for years. He says, there’s nothing worse than a sneaky Cassadine. Helena was like that. Stavros, and Mikkos? No. They’d get a crazy idea and jump right in. None of this dillydallying. Anna says, he sounds a bit nostalgic. Does he miss being in the field? He says, there are times he thinks of the good old days. Some of the crazy, mad missions they went on. She says, good times. They were a hell of a team. He says, damn right. She had a partner she could rely on. She laughs, and says, there he goes, ruining it, and he says, is she sure her relationship with Valentin isn’t compromising her judgement here? She says, he could do with a little compromising himself. This whole salty curmudgeonly persona he has going. It might work at the DA’s office, but it’s not doing him any favors. He asks, what that’s supposed to mean? and she says, it’s obvious. He hasn’t been anyone’s partner for a long time. Doesn’t he miss it?  

Carly says, she and Bobbie have already had this conversation. She and Drew are just friends; the timing is off for anything more. Bobbie tells her, so she keeps saying, and Carly says she doesn’t know what she’s doing with her life. Bobbie says, she’s only been here a short while and can already sense a difference. Carly is lighter. There’s a sparkle in her eye. This experience has changed her. She has her self-confidence back. Carly says she doesn’t know if she saved the cemetery, or if she accomplished anything here, and Bobbie asks if she really needs the Guild to tell her that.

Maxie tells Spinelli not to disturb Georgie’s crystals. She’s been growing them for her latest science project, and they have to stay in the laundry room. Spinelli says, of course (🍷), the warmth from the drier. Georgie’s blazing through these science kits. He’s already had to dip into her Christmas stash. Maxie says, he already started Christmas shopping? How does he beat her every year? He says, because she waits until after Halloween, and that’s when the official season starts, and she misses all the deals. She says, so he’ll be there on Saturday by 6, and she’ll leave something out for dinner. He says he can bring something. Georgie and James love Noodle Buddha, and they can mash up some noodles and peas for Bailey. Where is she going anyway? She says, she and Austin have tickets for the symphony, and he gives her a look. She says, it was Austin’s idea. She can like the symphony. She has a great symphony outfit. He says, he’ll enjoy his Saturday with Georgie and her siblings, and she says she’s glad he can help out, but she wishes he had plans of his own. He says, make up her mind, and she says she thinks he’s making a mistake. He says, she’s the one going to the symphony, and she says she’s talking about his Society Set-Ups algorithm.

Dante tells Britt, Cody is a grownup. It doesn’t matter what he thinks; Cody is going to make up his own mind about things. She says, Dante just looks on disapprovingly, and he says, he and Britt have a sketchy history. Maybe she’s changed, maybe she hasn’t; he doesn’t know. But Cody will figure it out for himself. He’s a good guy, and a friend of Dante’s. Just don’t jerk him around.

Cody tells Sam, obviously he and Britt got off on the wrong foot, like literally. He landed on top of her, and dragged her… Sam says she was there; she saw the whole thing. But to resort to blackmail… He says, they’re not using that word, remember? Some information fell into his lap, and he leveraged it, that’s all. She says, that’s a long way to go for a date, and he says, normally, he doesn’t need to resort to those tactics, but he’s not stalking Britt. If she tells him to get lost, he’ll walk away. But there’s something about her… He doesn’t know; maybe it’s the challenge. She says, okay, and he says appreciates her not telling Dante about this. She asks, what makes him think she hasn’t said something to Dante? and he says, he saw Dante earlier. He didn’t have his I’m-disappointed-in-you-Cody face, which he would have had if he knew. And he knows she wouldn’t put Dante on the spot like that. She says, like what? and he says, she can’t tell Dante about him without revealing Spinelli’s dive into illegal hackerdom. Then Detective Falconari would have to inform the NSA about Spinelli’s universal key that apparently unlocks all of the internet. She says, the thought has crossed her mind, and he says, so it’s better not to tell Dante. She says, for now. She’s going to take Cody at his word, but if he hurts Spinelli, he’ll wish he’d never been born. She leaves, and he says, good chat.

Lucy says, Anna didn’t get what she wanted, so she brought Martin home to catch her. Martin says, doing what exactly? and she says, not cheating. He has to believe her. Everything she did, she did for them, for their future. He says, letting a man like Victor Cassadine refurbish and fawn over her? and she says, Martin has nothing to worry about. He’s 16 times the man Victor will ever be. She missed him so much. Does he believe her? He says he supposes, and they kiss. She grabs her bag, and he says, she’s leaving? She says, she’s got to go. She’ll explain when she gets back. They’re going to get everything they want, as soon as she gets Anna the hell out of her way. She blows him a kiss, and dashes out.  

Robert says, he takes it Anna isn’t referring to a work partner, and she asks if she was being subtle. She was referring of course (🍷) to his love life. He says what about it? and she says, he doesn’t have one. He says he’s fine, and she says, what kind of an answer is fine? He says, just because she’s chosen to stick her neck out again… She says, any relationship is risky, and he says, especially with a Cassadine, but she says, stop. Don’t do that. He’s not changing the subject. Because the truth is, along the way he’s walled himself up in work. Doesn’t he want more? Doesn’t he miss having a relationship? He says, there are times he… misses… not waking up next to one of those nice soft bodies. Having somebody to talk to besides the dog. Someone to come home to at night. She says she wants that for him. Could he break down a bit of this wall, and live a little? He says, okay. He’ll think about dating again. Just as soon as they take out Victor.

Johann and Victor go back to the hotel room, and Victor takes out a laptop. He plugs something in, along with some earbuds, and listens. I knew it.  

Bobbie tells Carly that she can check into her room now, and wants to make sure she gets a room with a view. They get up, and Carly says she knows a few tricks of the trade on getting an upgrade. She’ll meet Bobbie at the front desk. Bobbie leaves, and Cary tells the manager that she’d like to settle her tab, and charge it to her room. She signs the receipt, and turns to leave, coming face-to-face with Peyton.

Maxie asks if Spinelli is all right, and he says, she just caught him off-guard. She said there was a mistake in his algorithm. She says she just thinks he should consider using his algorithm to find a match of his own, and he says, doctors don’t operate on themselves. She asks if he’ll at least think about it. She wants him to be happy. He says he wants the same for her, calling her Maxinista.

Britt walks into Kelly’s, and Cody says, fancy meeting her here. She says she was looking for him

Carly asks how the Guild voted, and Peyton says, it’s over. The parkway will not be rerouted. Virginia Benson’s remains must be moved. Carly failed.  

Lucy repeatedly rings Anna’s doorbell. In the hotel, Johann asks if it’s transmitting, and Victor holds up his hand for Johann to hush. Anna says, what in the world… and Lucy says, we have to talk. Victor says, turnabout is fair play, Miss Devane. That bauble was worth every penny. Anna asks, what’s going on? and Lucy says, she’s really sick of butting into her life. Anna says she thought Lucy would be happy to see Martin, and Lucy says, of course (🍷) she’s happy to see Martin, but after everything she’s done for Anna, this is the way Anna is treating her? We see a close-up of the necklace. Just in case we hadn’t caught on.

On Monday, Britt asks why Cody won’t take the DNA test; Felicia asks if anything jogs Scotty’s memory; and Victor tells Valentin, he’s not the only one who’s been holding back.

🚪 When We Left Her…

Sounds like a tough road, but it’s good to hear they’re being accommodating. I’m looking forward to her return.

📺 Dante At Night…

They give no clue as to his character, so will it be a stretch? Who knows?

🌪 It’s Brando, Auntie Em…

Most people run away from tornados.

🥀 Leaving a Legacy…

I’m not familiar with her work, but she had quite the soap career.

⌨️ Memories…

Marc Singer guest starred on that show too. Just saying.

🧂 Needs Some Salt…

Some updates from the Utah franchise.

😱 Yikes…

Add good mom instincts to the list of her many talents.

https://www.avclub.com/angela-lansbury-saved-daughter-charles-manson-cult-1849653141

❄️ Ugh…

If you must know about Winter House. See what I mean? They’re just awful.

And immature.

🐕 Petting the Rich…

The best part? They couldn’t care less.

https://www.scmp.com/magazines/style/celebrity/article/3168358/8-richest-pets-world-meet-taylor-swift-and-oprahs

🐋 Quotes of the Week

It is only when we take chances, when our lives improve. The initial and the most difficult risk that we need to take is to become honest.Walter Anderson

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. – Kurt Vonnegut

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. – Albert Einstein

The really magical things are the ones that happen right in front of you. A lot of the time you keep looking for beauty, but it is already there. And if you look with a bit more intention, you see it. – Vik Muniz

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone. – Reba McEntire

Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don’t resist them – that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. – Lao Tzu

He graduated from Corny University. – David Toborowsky, Pillow Talk: The Single Life

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one’s lifetime. – Mark Twain

All dreams are within reach. All you have to do is keep moving towards them. – Viola Davis

There are two schools when it comes to brownies. People who like them fudgy, and people who are wrong. – Zac Young, Halloween Baking Championship

💃🏽 Tapping My Troubles Away…

Take the next two days off, then come back for what’s going on with the Dead. Until then, stay safe, stay honoring old traditions while creating new ones, and stay being aware that some detours are destined to be.

October 13, 2022 – GH Preemptus, Wrapping Up a Charming Season & Skeletons

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Well I got blindsided. I thought we were done with this.

Southern Charm – Reunion – Part 2

So who would even sleep with Shep at this point? You don’t know where it’s been.

We see everyone in their dressing rooms on break, and Taylor says that Shep has never worked, so it’s no surprise that he won’t work on a relationship. Like Kim Kardashian said, get off your ass and go to work. Apparently, she didn’t hear about all the blowback from that remark. Andy says, for the first time, he feels sorry for Shep, and Shep says he feels sorry for himself. No surprise there either. Lamar and Little visit with Leva while she eats lunch. She says she feels squished on the end of the couch, trying to sit as far away from Kathryn as possible. Kathryn says, f*** Leva. She’s going out to represent the underdog. Austen, Craig, and Venita shotgun a beer, while Madison has some other alcoholic beverage, saying, it’s the only way she’s getting through this.

When they return, Venita is under the microscope next. Andy says, she knows her way around fashion, but the same can’t be said about how she navigates her friendships. She says she’s channeling Barbie tonight, which is the new word for wearing as much pink as possible. Andy asks why there isn’t discussion about Venita’s love life, and she says she doesn’t like talking about it. The last relationship she had, he was mentally abusive, and she paid for everything. Madison says she knew him, but didn’t know about the money or she would have asked Venita if she was out of her mind. Andy asks how Venita got out, and Venita says, he cheated on her with a woman who DM’d her on Instagram. On top of it, she was 60. This really doesn’t give us a full picture, since we don’t know how old he is and what kind of 60 the other woman is. Andy says, Venita’s mom got a lot of love on Twitter, and we flash back to Vi saying she wanted to protect Venita from the drama between her and Venita’s father. Venita chokes up, and says, it was the first time her mom opened up about her dad. She mimics her mom, who will do whatever it takes present a glass house; she doesn’t share. Andy moves on to the garden party, where Venita asked if Kathryn was raising her kids to be racially insensitive. A viewer thinks it’s a valid question, but Kathryn says, that’s not how it was presented, and we flash back to that. Venita says she asked Kathryn if she raised her kids based on what she’d done in the past, and Leva says, she felt bad for Kathryn; as a mom, it was severe. But she also felt bad for Venita, since she’s not good with her presentation; it just came out. Andy says, Craig and Venita formed a bond, and Craig says he appreciated that Venita had his back when he felt ganged up on. We flash back to the dinner where Venita suggested they let Craig air his feelings, and she says she wanted him to get his feelings out. Naomie says, her feelings were hurt, and she reacted. Andy asks if they’re good now, and Naomie tells him, they said what they felt, and Venita apologized. What more can she ask for? He says, Venita and Madison’s friendship didn’t survive the season, and Madison says she was angry because Venita threw her under the bus. Venita says she did her best to apologize, and Madison says, in a text; she could have called. Venita says she tried, but Madison hung up on her. Ignoring this, Madison says she was Venita’s biggest fan, and Leva says, her too. Madison says, it came out of left field, and she would have expected it from anyone else in the group, except for Venita. Venita asks how she talked sh*t about Madison, and Madison asks if they’re watching the same show. We flash back to Venita’s interview, when she said Madison had snatched the phone out of her hand. Madison says, it was a lie, and asks if anyone is going to speak up for her. Leva says, that’s what Venita told her, and Madison says, that’s what Venita told everyone. Andy says, they’re not going to resolve this now, and asks what Venita’s biggest regret is. She says, not being more of herself, and Craig says, it’s the biggest lesson she’ll learn. Andy says, the birds, and the bees, and the 1-2-3’s, and Kathryn says, it’s easy, right?

There’s a little break, and some milling around. Andy says, everyone loves a comeback, and Naomie kept the viewers coming back for more. A viewer asks, what was worse, Naomie coming back to Charleston with her tail between her legs, or facing the cast she turned her back on? Ouch. Kathryn tells Naomie that she’d said negative things about them, and what the show is about, but Naomie says she thinks it’s more personal to Kathryn. Kathryn says, it hurt her. She reached out when Naomie’s father passed away, then Naomie posted on Instagram that Kathryn should be ashamed about spreading a rumor about Cameran. Craig says, Naomie called him, and asked if he had a problem with her coming back, but he said he was all for it. Naomie says she spoke with the people who mattered, and Kathryn wasn’t one of those people. Andy says, there was a lot of feedback about Naomie and Craig hooking up in Vegan, and we flash back to Craig telling Shep and Austin about it. Andy says, Craig was there at a bachelor party… and Naomie says she was there with friends; it was totally unrelated. Andy asks if they did the walk of shame or had breakfast in the morning, and Naomie says, they saw Leva. Craig delayed his arrival, and they thought they were being slick, but Leva knew. Andy says, what about Paige? and Craig says, it was prior to them weren’t exclusive; Paige was still seeing Andrea. Andy says, the most shocking revelation was Naomie and Whitney hooking up, and I think, oh yeah, Whitney’s not here. I don’t think he ever comes to these. Andy asks, who made the first move? and Naomie says, they had a friendly dinner. Shep says, Whitney told him that Naomie grabbed his hand, and suggested they go to another bar. Andy asks if Naomie had been hiding feelings for Whitney, and she says, there was more than what they saw on the show. Whitney had lost his dad over the summer, and they started talking. It was a slow build, and they’re still great friends, but it was never more than a friendship that turned for a moment. Craig says he thinks Whitney likes her, and Andy asks, how many times she had to sneak out of Patricia’s house. Naomie says, she wished she ran into Patricia, but Patricia sleeps late, and Naomie never saw her. Shep says, Whitney told him in private, but he kept it a secret. Whitney is frightened about his personal business being made public. Kathryn says, it hurt her that when she and Whitney had been together, he told her, don’t say anything, and got mad when she did. We flash back to that, and she says, but he was totally cool with him and Naomie being on camera. It was embarrassing, like she’s not good enough. Naomie says, it could be the Thomas of it all. Andy asks Craig what surprised him most by it, and Craig says he thought it was great. Andy says, he looked like he was bothered, and Craig says, it was absolutely shocking. Olivia reminds him that he literally said, f*** you, to Whitney, and Andy says, Craig claimed Whitney was breaking bro code. Craig says, you don’t hook up with friends’ exes, and Andy suggests maybe Craig is still in love with Naomie.

After the commercial break, Craig says he ripped his pants, and Kathryn says, he doesn’t wear underwear, but he says he does when they do stuff like this. Andy asks, what’s up with that? and Craig says he wore boxers in high school, and they were uncomfortable. I have to admit, I’ve always wondered how any man can wear a pair of loose-ish shorts under his pants and feel good about it. Andy suggests he try briefs, and Craig says, that’s what he has on now. No underwear is freeing. Andy says, that’s why they call it free-balling, and Craig says, it freaks Austen out.  Andy says, it’s amazing the opinions Austen has about Craig’s privates. He asks about the pillow business, and wonders if Craig will be adding other stores after he opened one in Charleston. Craig says, they just got a deal with Kroger, and I think, pillows in a grocery store? Well, I did get my TV from Shoprite. Andy reads a tweet that says, Shep has been jealous of Craig since Craig won the bachelor auction in Season 2, and we flash back to that. Shep says, it was rigged, and Austen says, Shep just likes to give Craig sh*t. Shep says, he and Craig started on the show together, and Craig says, Shep is supportive at times, but they’ve spent months without speaking; Shep triggers him, especially if Whitney is involved. We flash back to them dragging Craig at the campfire, and Andy says, he’s never seen Craig more blackout than in St. Simons. We flash back to Craig having shots and acting like an a-hole, and Andy asks if he remembers wrestling Austen to the ground. Naomie says, Craig tried to pay the Uber driver with leaves, and I literally burst out laughing, and wish they’d gotten that on camera. Craig says, when he stopped taking Adderall, he replaced it with Jager (blech), and Andy says, he couldn’t use chardonnay? Craig says he’s trying to temper his drinking overall, and switching gears, Andy says, the narrative Craig was spreading was that Naomie was obsessed with him. Craig says, if it was Paige in the same situation, and she went to talk privately with an ex, in his head, they’d be doing inappropriate things. What is wrong with this guy? Andy says, viewers speculated that he was still in love with Naomie, and he says, Naomie can still push his buttons. Naomie says she’s doing her best not to, and Andy says, Paige convinced Craig to invite Naomie to his party. Why did he make the effort, then treat her like an afterthought? Leva says, they were just trying to get a table, and Andy asks why there was no seating chart? Craig says, he was damned if he did, and damned if he didn’t. If he’d made a chart, he’d be telling everyone where he wanted them to sit. Andy asks how not making one worked out, and Craig says, it worked for everyone except Leva and Naomie. Then Leva made the party about herself. Leva asks if she hasn’t been supportive of Craig. At the party, he went from zero to a hundred. Naomie says, half the people were sitting, and there was no space for them, and Craig says, Leva came in hot, then put his partners in an awkward spot. Kathryn says, it seemed like Leva was trying to take over, and Leva says, take over what? Andy asks if Craig can own that his behavior was terrible, and Craig says, he wishes he’d handled it better, but it is what it is. Andy says, merry Christmas, but I have no idea why.

Andy says, Leva is the mom of the group, but some wondered if she’d crossed the line from mothering to meddling. We find out she and Lamar are talking about having another baby, and see a clip from her new show, Southern Hospitality. She says, she’s the boss, so the dynamic is different, and a viewer asks where she gets off telling her friends what to do. Leva admits she’s so bossy, and Austen says, now he understand the phrase, advise to my demise. Andy asks, who’s bossier, Madison or Leva? and Madison says, they don’t want to go there, but Leva knows to leave her out of it in the future. Andy reads a tweet that asks if there’s ever been a fight Leva hasn’t inserted herself in, and Andy wonders how the garden party would have gone differently, if Leva hadn’t encourage the guests to air their differences, and Leva says, her husband always tells her to stay out of it. She genuinely thought she was being helpful in regard to Madison. Andy says, after the party, there seemed to be a split in the group, and Leva unfollowed some people. He asks for an unfollowed show of hands, and it’s nearly everyone. Leva says, she expected Austen to tell Craig that he shouldn’t speak to her that way, and the girls were snarky about it. She was offended and hurt, and didn’t want to see their faces. I totally get that.

Andy says, Little Craig’s dad was in the doghouse, and a viewer asks why Shep is allergic to birth control if he doesn’t want children. Shep has no answer for this, but says he wants kids one day. Taylor says, he’s 43, and Andy says he was 50. Shep says, he and Taylor talked about marriage and children, and Taylor says, and he failed. Why does he accept failure? Shep says he’s working on himself, and a viewer asks if Taylor thought Shep was being honest when he’d said he just had a kiss in a stairwell. Taylor says, yes, but methinks Shep’s face says, no. Austen says, Taylor called him and asked him to be straight with her, and Craig whines that they were trying to make it seem like it was okay, when everything was falling apart. Andy asks what Taylor’s parents think of Shep, especially after he called her an idiot, and she says, they still love him. Andy tells Shep, it was an egg toss, and Shep says, he’s fully aware of what he did wrong. He speaks to everybody that way. Taylor says, he degrades his parents, and the next morning, his parents are telling him they love him. Shep pretends he doesn’t know what she’s talking about, and she says, he’ll tell his parents, f*** you, and then in the morning, he’s sweet. Andy asks what Shep thought when he watched the show, but Shep says he didn’t watch it. Taylor says, he needs to watch the show so he corrects his behavior. Nobody in his life holds him accountable; name one person who does. Shep says, he’s not playing this game with her, and she says, because he can’t think of anyone. They all say, it’s just Shep. He lays the path, and they follow it, even his parents. Shep says, she doesn’t have to deal with him anymore; he set her free. Taylor says, she knows his potential. What the f*** is he doing with his life? He says he’s trying figure that out, and she says, in other women’s pants? She saw his true heart, but he looked at her as just another number. He says, that’s ridiculous, and she says, he allegedly slept with over 300 women. Why is he using women? Why did he use her? He says he didn’t, and she says, she was just the whore who stuck around the longest. Andy says, all the girls are crying, and Leva says she feels for Taylor. Taylor loves Shep, and Leva thinks Shep loves her too, but doesn’t treat her like he does. Taylor asks what he was looking for in Texas, and does he even know her name? Andy says, with all due, they’d broken up, but she says, it doesn’t matter. Shep just wants to use women to masturbate; it doesn’t matter who they are. Andy asks why she cares if it’s over, and she says she loves him. Andy asks if Shep loves Taylor, and Shep says he always will. Andy asks if he’s in love with her, and he says, not right now.

Shep mumbles that Taylor went after his mom and dad; she crossed the line. I know he doesn’t watch the show, but he is in the same room, isn’t he? Idiot. Andy asks if Shep had been feeling doubts, and Madison says, an atheist and a Bible beater; what did they expect. Shep says, their different views were definitely a sticking point, and Andy asks why he convinced Taylor to quit her job and travel with him? Shep says he wanted to show her the world, and we flash back to him presenting this idea. Andy asks if something happened on the trip that accelerated the break-up, and Shep says, they were living well in Venice. They went to a Michelin Star restaurant, and after dinner, he found Taylor crying. She said she didn’t think they saw the world in the same way, and maybe they didn’t belong together. He was gobsmacked. Taylor says she doesn’t regret their time traveling together, but when she traveled overseas before, she slept in a third-world country, on a dirt floor in a tent. It was culture shock. Shep paid for everything, and she doesn’t want him to pay her way. Andy says, it would be a lot of people’s fantasy, and Shep says, it was a testament to her. He knows people who would have ordered Dom Perignon, and not cared. And he would have normally looked for the exit as soon as they didn’t see eye to eye. Taylor says, he found his exit, and Andy asks about Shep getting caught trying to kiss an employee of Leva’s. Shep says, he doesn’t remember it, and Craig says, Shep was already drunk when he got to the bar. He saw what was going on, called Taylor, and she dragged him home. Taylor says, later, the woman DM’d her, and said he’d been hitting on her hard. Craig says, right away, he could see Shep wasn’t there, and when he tried to kiss the woman, Craig told him, sit the f*** down, and forced him into a chair. Andy asks Taylor if that was the straw that broke the camel’s back, and she says, yeah. He asks Shep if there are any misconceptions he wants to clear up, and Shep says, he hopes one day that Taylor can appreciate their time together the way he does. Andy asks if Taylor has anything she regrets holding back, and she says she loves Shep immensely. He says he loves her too, and she says she hopes he finds stability and peace. He says he hopes the same for her, and Leva cries, saying, it’s sad. Craig says, they’ve had this before, and while it was different, it’s always sad.

Andy wants to give everyone an opportunity to clear the air. He asks Kathryn, who she wants to be in a better place with when she leaves, and she says, everyone, especially Leva. He asks if Madison and Olivia can let bygones be bygones, and Madison says she’s good. Olivia says she’s good too, but Andy says he doesn’t believe it. He asks if Austen can finally congratulate Madison on her engagement, and he does, adding that he wishes her and her husband the best. I don’t believe it. Andy asks Venita what friendships she wants to work on, and she says, Leva and Madison. She hopes they can be a unit again. He asks if there’s anyone Craig wants to squash a beef with, and Craig says, he has a lot of work to do on himself, but he’d like to be able to pop in to Republic for a drink. Leva says, he can always pop in for a drink, but if he wants to pop in for a drink with her, they need to talk first. They all laugh, saying, Leva will take his money any time, and Craig says, at least it’s a step forward.

Andy says, that’s a wrap on the season, and it’s time for champagne, in coupes, a homage to Patricia. For whatever reason, an actual toast doesn’t happen, and Craig asks Leva for a hug. She says, she’s always here for a hug, and he tells her that he loves her, and he’s going to work on himself. After Craig sits back down, Andy thanks the Charmers, and tells Craig that there’s a place he can show Austen his d*ck privately…

🦆 Ducking Out…

Stop in tomorrow, before you start whatever the weekend holds for you. Hopefully for soap, but definitely for tea, words to ponder, and music to enjoy. Until then, stay safe, stay securing treasure that can’t be stolen, and stay not hooking up with your friends’ exes. Apparently, it breaks bro code.  

October 12, 2022 – Carly Pleads Her Case In Jacksonville, Beverly Hills Reunites & Hour

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Nikolas says, Esme is pregnant? and she says, surprise! He’s going to be a daddy again. He says, no, this isn’t happening. She bought one of those fake baby bumps or something. She says, sorry to disappoint. Feel it. She takes his hand, and puts it on her bare midriff. She says, this isn’t some trick. It’s her get-out-of-jail-free card.

Johann knocks at Victor’s old room, and a staff member opens the door. Johann asks, what’s going on? and the man says, they had to move Mr. Cassadine to another room. Johann says, where?

The phone rings, and Victor tells Lucy, if this is about another change of suite, he will… What is it? Eileen says, he’s got a problem, but he tells her, this is not a good time. He has company. Lucy says, no, take it. She knows how important he is. Of course (🍷) he needs to take it. She’ll go freshen up; she must be a mess. He says, that is not possible, and she says, that’s very sweet, but don’t be rude. She takes her bag, and heads for the bathroom. Victor tell Eileen, be quick about it. What’s the problem? Lucy goes to the bedroom instead, and listens at the wall. In the park, Anna and Valentin continue to listen, and wonder if Lucy can get Victor to tell her more.

Josslyn and Cameron kiss, and she says, life’s been so crazy. It’s nice to get some alone time. A bell dings, and we see they’re at Kelly’s. He says, it’s just you, me, and the BLTs, and she says, BLT making; he’d better get on that. He goes to the cooker, and says he’s sorry he couldn’t make Brando’s reception. She says, that’s okay. She didn’t make it either. He asks what she was doing instead.

Michael walks into Dex’s apartment, and says, Dex lied to protect Sonny. Dex closes the door, and says, he told Detective Falconari that Sonny didn’t abduct or injure him. Michael says, well done. They have Sonny right where they want him. Dante’s convinced Dex lied to protect Sonny. Dex says, that was the plan, right? What was the big entrance all about? Michael says, in case Dex’s neighbors are listening or watching, he wanted to pretend he was having it out with Dex. In reality though, he’s here to commend Dex. Because of his performance, Sonny thinks Dex is still loyal to him, even though he falsely accused Dex. Dex says he tried his best to sell it, and Michael says, it must have been tough. Dex says, it was.

Sonny strides into Pozzulo’s, and Frank asks if he can get Sonny anything. Sonny says, no thanks. He’s going to be in his office, and doesn’t want to be disturbed. Ava runs in before Frank can close the door, and tells Sonny, they need to talk. He says, not now, but she says, yes, now. Before Trina ends up dead.

Jacksonville, Florida. Carly and Drew see a sign on a door that says, Guild Meeting 4:00 PM. Some people are milling around inside, and Drew says, looks like this is the place. She says, her last chance to change minds, and save the cemetery where her mother is buried. He asks if she’s ready, and she says, the better question? Are they ready for me?

Michael says he wants to make something clear. If Dex is having second thoughts, not only does he get it, he encourages Dex to walk away. Sonny will never find out from him that Dex was working against him. Dex says he’s all in. He’d been working as a mercenary; he’s used to risk. It feels good to be doing the right thing for once. Michael says, okay, and Dex says, to be honest, he’s more worried about Michael’s role in all this. He knows it’s important for Michael to bring down Sonny, but is it worth the risk to his relationship with his siblings?

Josslyn tells Cameron, it was really no big deal. She went to check on someone, and it was a waste of time. He says he misses her, and she says, even though they text 3000 times a day? He says, it’s not the same as being with her, and she says she misses him so much too. And the fact their classes didn’t line up isn’t helping. He asks if that’s the reason he can’t remember the last time they were alone together, and she says, what would be the other reason? He says, forget it; it’s too stupid, but she says, no. Talk to her. He says, they haven’t had sex since that first time at the cabin. She asks if that’s a problem, and he says, kind of.

Drew asks if they should make their introductions, and Carly says, let’s do it. They move toward the other people, when Peyton comes in, and says, Caroline. Carly says, there’s only one person in the world she allowed to call her that, and Peyton’s not him. Peyton says, she should have known Carly wouldn’t have the good sense to stay away. It’s too late. Carly says, why? Because of that hatchet job of a story Peyton let the paper run. Peyton says she simply told the truth, and Drew says, in the most misleading way possible. How low do you have to be to bring up a car crash from high school, one that was clearly not Carly’s fault? Peyton asks, who’s Carly’s guard dog? and Carly says, he’s her friend. Peyton says, well, friend, she just wanted the Guild to know who they’re dealing with, and Carly says, they have no idea. Chairman Benoit tells everyone to take their seats. This meeting will come to order. Drew tells Carly, here we go.  

Sonny asks if Trina has been threatened, and Ava says, not outright. There’s been another attack. On the docks this time. Oz Haggerty is dead. He says, that sounds familiar, and she says, he’s the bartender whose testimony set Trina free. He says, so Ava, Diane, and Haggerty helped Trina out in some sort of way, and she says, a little suspicious. He asks where Brando fits in, and she says she doesn’t know. He’s the only victim who doesn’t have a connection to Trina… Oh God. Brando’s funeral was today, wasn’t it? He says he’s so ready to stop saying goodbye to people, and she says she’s so sorry. She knows he and Brando were quite close. He says, Brando was like a son to him, and he needed that, especially with what’s going on with Michael. She asks if something else happened, and he says he reached out to Michael in an attempt to make peace, and Michael stabbed him in the back.

Lucy listens at the wall, and Victor tells Eileen that he guesses he has to clarify his expectations. He’s paying her for verification and facilitation, not companionship. So unless it’s something of value to tell him, he doesn’t want to hear it. Why is she calling? She says she just walked into DA Scorpio’s office, and saw him conferring with Anna Devane.

Anna tells Valentin, she wishes they could hear the whole conversation. She wonders who he’s talking to. Victor asks if Robert suspects Eileen.

Lucy picks up the phone in the bedroom, and hears Eileen say, Robert doesn’t respect her authority or oversight, and this isn’t the first time they’ve clashed. She doesn’t think he suspects her, but it’s clear Anna and Robert are still investigating Luke Spencer’s death. Victor asks what they know, and she says she’s not sure. She’ll do her best to keep Scorpio from using city resources for his personal agenda, but that’s as far as her reach goes as Deputy Mayor.

Michael tells Dex, his father has to be neutralized. Whether that translates to actual prison time, or being forced to permanently leave the country, he doesn’t know, but something has to give. (Wasn’t Sonny born in Brooklyn? He’s not Joe Giudice.) Michael says, he already told Dex that he’s willing to be the bad guy, and Dex asks if he’s prepared to lose his sisters. Because they’re going to be angry. The younger two, because of what he did to their father… Michael says, and Josslyn because he lied to her, and he should have let her in one this, but he can’t. Like Dex said, this is going to devastate Donna and Avery when this all goes down, and they’re going to need their sister more than ever. Dex says, if they’re mad at Josslyn for keeping the secret, they’ll never accept her support. Michael says he hates all of this. He hates lying to Josslyn, and hurting his little sisters. He even hates what it’s going to do to Dante and Kristina, and they’re full grown adults. Hopefully, they can move past it, but if they can’t… Sonny was willing to torture Dex to get him to confess to something he didn’t do. He has to be stopped, and if it costs Michael his siblings, so be it. Dex says he agrees with and respects everything Michael just said. It won’t be easy to keep all this from Josslyn. For whatever reason, she feels the need to protect him from Michael’s father. Michael says, then Dex needs to show her that he doesn’t deserve her protection.

Josslyn says, Cameron is upset because they haven’t had sex? and he says, no. He wants to, but if she’s not ready yet, he totally understands. He doesn’t mind waiting, but he needs to know. Did he do something wrong? She puts her hands on his shoulders, and says, no. Their first time was everything she hoped it would be; it was better even. But Esme ruined it, and she’s having trouble getting past that. He says he gets it. Being exposed like that doesn’t exactly put you in the mood. There’s no rush. She thanks him for understanding, and wants him to know that she still feels as close to him as ever. They’ve been friends since they were kids. He takes her hands, and says, she knows she’s his favorite person, right? She says. he’s her favorite person too.

Nikolas says, maybe Esme is pregnant, but she says, there’s no maybe about it. He says, it’s not his, and she says, who else’s? Spencer? Fat chance. He was only pretending to love her so he could help Saint Trina. They hadn’t slept together in months. (Well, that answers that question.) He says, someone else’s then, and she says, he’s the only man she’s been with. He remembers, when he seduced her in the sitting room. He says, he seduced her? and she says she hardly forced herself on him, and he was ready, willing, and oh so able. He says he wants a paternity test, and she says she doesn’t have one on her at the moment, but she’s willing to take one, as long as it doesn’t put their baby at risk. He knocks back a drink, and she tells him, take it easy. Their baby deserves better than a drunk for a father. He tells her, stop saying their baby, and considering it has a murderer for a mother, this kid is already doomed. She says she didn’t attack anyone, with a hook or otherwise. What a thing to say about the mother of his child. He says, the police are going to charge her for trying to kill that bartender. Not to mention the sex tape she tried to frame Trina for, that Esme recorded and released. She’s screwed. Even if she’s pregnant, she’s not getting out of prison time. She says, that’s where he’s wrong. She’s not setting foot behind bars. He’s going make sure of it.

There’s a knock at Victor’s door, and he tells Eileen, hold on. It’s Johann, who asks why Victor changed rooms. In the park, Valentin says, he thought Robert was dealing with Johann, and Anna says, something must have gone wrong. Victor tells Johann that something was wrong with the water, and Johann asks where Lucy is. He goes into the bedroom, and sees Lucy putting on makeup. She says, he’s back. Did the flowers make it to Sasha?

Sonny tells Ava, Dante showed up, and he found out that Michael tried to have him arrested. She says, for what? and he says, for kidnapping and threatening to kill Dex. She says, he did that though, right? and he says, but he let Dex go as soon as he found out Diane said the attacker was a woman. She says, so it’s over, but his own son still went to the cops. She can’t help notice Sonny’s not under arrest right now, and he says, Dex denied it, and said Michael was lying. She says she told him Dex was a keeper, and he says he’s grateful Dex had his back in spite of what he did, but he can’t help think that he doesn’t want everybody to think Michael is a liar. He made his bed and lost his son, but if he could just figure out a way make right. Ava says, there’s nothing he can do. So stop trying.  

Michael comes into Kelly’s, and says, fancy meeting Josslyn here. She says, her boyfriend works here. What’s his excuse? Michael says, pregnant girlfriend. She’s craving some sweet potato pie. Cameron says, they have some in the back; he’ll go grab it. Michael thanks him, and Cameron leaves. Josslyn tells Michael, she went to see Dex, and he asks if she can please just stay away from that guy. She says, he’s walking around like what happened is no big deal. The man is covered in bruises, especially on his wrists; he can barely move his hands. Michael says, let it go; he’s begging her, please. She says, Sonny just can’t kidnap and terrorize people when he feels like it, and Michael says, he agrees, but she can’t change how Dex deals with it. She asks if Dex was questioned, and he says, by Dante. She says, and? and he says, Dex says nothing happened. She wonders if Dante asked him if it was Sonny, and Michael says, Dex denied everything. She says, he can’t do that, and Michael says, he already did. His phone rings, and he says, the pie is being secured as they speak, and steps away. Cameron comes back, and Josslyn says she’s got to run. She’ll call him.

Nikolas says, Esme is out of her mind if she thinks he would lift a finger to help her, but she says, prison is no place for a baby, or a woman in her condition. He says, she’s deranged, and she sits on the sofa. She says, anything could happen to them. Speaking of, how is Spencer enjoying Pentenville? He tells her not to mention his son’s name, and she says, he must have a real target on his back, being a spoiled rich kid. He says, Spencer’s being looked out for, and she says, of course (🍷) he is. Which is how she knows they can count on him. He asks what she thinks he can do for her, and she says, use some of that Cassadine money. He says, right, because Commissioner Ashford and DA Scorpio are easily bribed. She says, take the money to hire the best defense attorney out there, a real shark. One that will make the PCPD think twice about even attempting to prosecute her. He says he can’t help her, and she says she guesses she’ll just have to talk to Ava.

Sonny tells Ava, when he and Carly got divorced, Michael thought he was choosing Nina over Carly and his family. Ava says, people divorce all the time. Michael is grown, and needs to get over it. Her guess is, he will. He asks if she’s talking about forgiveness; her? She tells him, she’s just saying. People hurt the ones they love; they just do. It’s inevitable. But if the love is real, and the person is truly sorry, she thinks they deserve a second chance. Or at the very least, they deserve to be left in peace; Michael is affording him neither option. He’s choosing to wallow in his hurt, obsess over it, instead of getting on with his own life. Sonny says, as long as Michael is stuck on revenge, nothing is going to change his mind.

Benoit says, that concludes new business. Now, public commentary on the Beach Parkway Project. Drew says, that’s her cue, and Carly gets up. She introduces herself, and says, her mother was born and raised in Jacksonville, and she’s buried at Sandy Shores Cemetery. She’s here hoping the Guild will reconsider their decision, and let her mother and hundreds of others rest in peace. Peyton says, this is a waste of the Guild’s time. They’ve already approved the Parkway construction. Carly says, without consulting the many families who would be affected by this. She contacted a few, and they told her they had no idea about the Guild’s grand plan, until someone showed up on their doorstep offering them money to relocate their loved ones. These people are part of their community. Peyton says, as if Carly cared about this community. She ran away from Jacksonville the second she could; hasn’t been back in years. Don’t waste their time listening to this woman. She’s sure they all read the story in the news. This is the type of woman who flies in to disrupt decent people’s lives, and then hopes the next flight out. Carly says, decent people? She hopes Peyton isn’t referring to herself.

Victor tells Eileen, they’ll speak later. In the bedroom, Lucy thanks Johann for taking the flowers. She appreciates it. She goes back to the living area, and Johann follows. We see the phone isn’t quite in place.

Anna tells Valentin, Lucy needs to get out now, and Lucy tells Victor, there he is, her emotional support buddy. Johann practically stands between them, and I’m surprised Victor isn’t telling him to buzz off. Lucy says she couldn’t have made it through the day without Victor, and he says he’s happy to have been of service. Johann asks if Victor swept the room, and Victor asks if that isn’t Johann’s job. Lucy says she’ll leave them to it, and starts to leave, but Johann blocks her. He says, she’s not leaving until he’s done.

Michael asks where Josslyn is, and Cameron says, she had to leave. Michael asks if he knows where, but Cameron says, she left pretty abruptly. Michael says, he told her to let it go, and Cameron says, let what go? Michael says, she’s mad that Dex Heller isn’t pressing charges against Sonny. Dex denied everything when Dante questioned him about being abducted. Cameron asks what he’s talking about, and what does it have to do with Josslyn?

Dex answers the repeated knocking at his door, and Josslyn walks in. He says she’s back, and she tells him, stop smiling. She stood up to that Carver guy and saved his life, and he’s throwing it all away to cover for Sonny.

Sonny says, until the attacker gets caught, he’ll have his people look after Trina, and Ava thanks him. She gets up, and says she’ll be seeing him around. She’s staying with Nina for now. He says she’s sure Nina’s place is big enough for them to avoid getting in each other’s way, and she says she won’t be there much longer. She’s moving soon. He asks where she’s headed… Don’t. She’s going back to Windymere?

Esme asks Nikolas, where is Ava anyway? Don’t tell her love didn’t conquer all. He tells her to leave Ava out of this, and she says, it still amazes her that Ava shoved her off a parapet and didn’t even check to see if she survived. It’s a miracle they’re still here. He says, there’s no reason to tell Ava, and she says she disagrees. He asks, what’s the point? Ava knows already that they slept together. Esme says, and she took it so well. What does he think this little update is going to do to her? It’s one thing know he cheated on her conceptually, and quite another to see physical proof. He says, Ava’s a grown woman; she knows things like this happen. She says, aww. He’s still holding out hope for the two of them. That’s sweet. Delusional, but sweet. When Ava finds out Esme is having his baby, she will never forgive him. He says, she’s right.

Victor says, Lucy smells divine. He might even say edible. She says, it’s her lipstick. It smells and tastes like strawberries. (Is she 14?) He tells her, you don’t say, when Johann comes out and says, they’re clean. Victor says, excellent, and Lucy kisses him on the cheek. She says, ta! He asks when he’ll see her again, and she says, call her. She leaves, and outside, she clutches her stomach and leans on the wall.

Carly says, she has no shame about her roots, or either of her mothers, both of whom were born and raised in Jacksonville. Were they perfect? No, but is anyone in this room? They’re just as much a part of this city as the Guild is, whether they belong to the almighty country club or not. The story about her? The facts are true; the spin, not so much. She admits she was young, and made mistakes. At the time, she tried to pretend they didn’t happen and pave over who she’d been; present herself as someone shiny and new, much like their proposed access road. But she quickly learned ignoring her past wouldn’t work. That her history isn’t just part of who she is, it’s a vital part of her story. And Sandy Shores is a vital part of Jacksonville’s. Her mother loved this city; she loved being close to the beach. She always said, there’s not a problem that can’t be solved by a few hours at the beach. Don’t move her mother to God knows where for a road; a road that divides Jacksonville no less, putting the burden on the working class neighborhood that they know is the heart of Jacksonville. Don’t pave over Jacksonville’s heart. I still can’t get over how good Linda Purl looks. She legit looks better than she did when she was younger, which is rare when someone has work done.

Lucy runs over to Anna and Valentin, and Anna asks if she’s all right. Lucy says she doesn’t think Victor suspects anything. But she doesn’t get it. Why didn’t Johann find the bug? Valentin says, they deactivated it when they found out he was going to do a sweep, and Anna says, without a signal, it can’t be detected. Lucy says, that’s good news, but Valentin says, the bad news is, the bug is dead, along with their chances of finding out who Victor is working with. (They can’t reactivate it? A WSB and ex-DVX agent?) Lucy says, never fear. She knows who it is. Anna says, how? and Lucy says she listened in on Victor’s phone call from the bedroom. Anna asks why she’d take such a risk, and Lucy says, it was a risk, but it worked. Guess who Victor was talking to? Deputy Mayor Ashby.

Benoit thanks Carly for her input, and says, the floor is open if anyone has anything else to add. No one does, and he says, Carly has given them a lot to think about. The public portion of this meeting is over. The people get up to leave, and Carly asks if there isn’t going to be a vote.

Cameron tells Michael, so Joss thought Sonny did something to Dex, and went to confront him at Pozzulo’s alone? Michael says, at first, but then she found him, and Cameron says, thank God. He knows Sonny wouldn’t hurt Joss, but his employees might not have gotten the memo. And all this for a guy like Dex? Michael asks if Cameron knows Dex, but Cameron says, not really. What he’s heard has been less than flattering. Michael says he thinks it’s best for everyone involved if they keep Josslyn as far away from Dex as possible.  

Josslyn asks Dex if it’s landing how lucky he is. How lucky he is that she realized what was going on, and had Michael to go to. And that Michael could stop this man from cutting Dex up into a million pieces? He says he’s grateful; he never said he wasn’t. She says, what about the guys who weren’t so lucky? All the guys who didn’t have somebody realize they were in danger and save them? What about all the guys who are buried somewhere in the marsh, under Sonny’s orders? And this is the man Dex is supporting? He says he gets why she feels that way, but she says she doesn’t think he does. He says, when he was discharged from the army, he started working for a security firm; that’s a fancy way of saying he was a mercenary, a soldier for hire. He would go to whatever combat zone they sent him to, no questions asked, and he did what needed to be done. She says, and this is like that? but he says, no. That’s his point. He’s better off not risking his life for some corporation. She says, so he’d rather risk his life for Sonny. Please tell her he’s not that naïve. He says, think about it. He proved himself, both by surviving and not giving Sonny up. This is an opportunity for him. She says, opportunity for what? and he says, advancement, power. It might sound awful, but they haven’t lived the same lives. She’s been given much more choices than he has. She says, that’s the biggest cop-out she’s ever heard.

Sonny says, Ava is going to take Nikolas back, even though she thinks he stabbed her? but she says she never believed… He says, she banned Nikolas from her hospital room. If she wasn’t scared, why’d she do that? She flashes back to Nikolas admitting he had sex with Esme, and she tells Sonny, she’s not going to say she and Nikolas don’t have their issues, because they do. But they’re beginning to move past them. He says, so she wants him to give up on Michael – she says, temporarily – but she won’t give up on Nikolas. She says, the situations are very different, and he asks, how? She says, Michael seems hellbent on revenge, and Nikolas actually wants to work things out. When things are good with Nikolas, they’re very, very good. Who knows? Maybe they’ve weathered the worst of it, and now it’s just smooth sailing ahead. He says, good luck with that, and she thanks him, even though we all know that means, all the luck in the world won’t help you. At the door, she says, if she could leave him with one last bit of advice. She knows she’s biased; this kid saved her life. He says, so now they’re back to Dex, and she tells him, she just wants to say that having Trina to mentor, and talk to, and teach about her business, has been so wonderful for her, in ways she didn’t realize at first. She thinks it will be good for him to have Dex around. And what’s good for him, and keeps him in power and safe, is good for their daughter, so she’s all for it. She leaves, and Sonny closes the door.

Nikolas asks, who else knows Esme is in Port Charles? and she says, plenty of people saw her. Windymere wasn’t her first stop. He says, she’s lying. She wouldn’t risk it. She’s been skulking around in this get-up, remaining hidden. That’s smart… until now. She asks if he’s threatening to kill her, but he says he’s offering to help her. If she wants to stay out of jail, she has to stay out of sight. She says, the lawyer he gets will see to that, but he says, it’ll take time. She asks, how much time? and he says, a couple of days; maybe a week. Now would she like to stay in a cell, or somewhere more comfortable? She says she supposes he has a point. She’ll hide out here. Is her old room made up? He says, no one can know she’s at Windymere, even the staff. She says, they wouldn’t dare turn her in, and he asks if she’s sure about that. She didn’t exactly endear herself to them when she lived here. She says, so what are her options? Hide out in the stables? She and the baby will need a proper bed. He says, and she’ll have one. He knows just the place.

Benoit says, the vote is private. They’ll take everything she said under advisement. She says, what about the results? and he says, they’ll be posted on the Guild’s website, and she thanks them for their time. She and Drew leave, Peyton staring daggers at Carly. In the hall, Drew says she was amazing; really, truly amazing. She says, thanks, but she’s not sure it was enough.

Josslyn says, now that Dex is done explaining himself to her, can she tell him what she sees? He says, go for it, and she says she sees a guy who’s tough, and smart, and strong, and can do whatever he wants with his life, and he’s choosing this. Sonny will turn on him again. Know how she knows? Because her mom stood beside him more than anybody else over the years, and he left her. So it’s inevitable Sonny will turn against Dex. And when he’s hanging from a meat hook again, please do not ask her to come save him. She leaves, and in the hallway, her phone dings. It’s a text from Cameron, saying: Meet me after my shift? Important. Dex’s phone rings, and Sonny tells Dex to come to his office. They need to talk about Dex’s future.

Nikolas brings Esme to a suite of rooms upstairs, where all the furniture is covered. He says, it has everything she needs, including an en suite bathroom. He lifts a covering, and shakes it, dust flying everywhere. Esme coughs, and says, it’s a little dusty. He says he’ll make sure to bring up a vacuum. It’s used for storage, so the staff won’t find her, and dust is preferable to a jail cell, yes? She tells him, make sure he works fast. She doesn’t want to be stuck up here for long. He says he’ll take care of everything, and she says she’ll need a computer. He says, there’s no Wi-Fi in this wing, and she says, no internet? What’s she supposed to do? Nikolas and I both say, read, together, and he says he’s sure she’ll find something to her liking. Have fun. She hears the lock click, and runs over to try the door. It’s definitely locked, and she yells for Nikolas to let her out. What the hell is going on? From the hallway, he says he refuses to let her hurt anyone else, and she says she didn’t attack those people. He says, maybe not, but she’s still dangerous. Enjoy the books. She bangs on the door, and screams, come back!

Lucy says, admit it. She makes a pretty damn fine spy. Anna says, this it for her now, but Lucy says, she has Victor exactly where they want him. They can’t kick her off the team now. Anna says, that’s exactly what she’s doing, because it’s becoming too dangerous. Lucy says, no. She has so many interesting questions. The most obvious one is, pray tell why is the Deputy Mayor working with Valentin’s father? Valentin says, they’ll take it from here, but Lucy says, they can’t just dismiss her like this. He says she’s served an extremely useful purpose, but for her own safety, it’s time for them to part ways. Lucy says, wow. Fine. If they’re ever in a jam… Anna says, they know where she lives. Anna thanks her, and Lucy says, you’re not welcome, and stomps off. Valentin says, she’s not going to leave Victor alone, and Anna says she knows, but thinks she has an idea that might stop her. Deputy Mayor? Right after Luke died, Laura told Ashby that they suspected Victor. Could she have been working with him all this time? He says he thinks it’s likely. The question is, did his father just want to keep an eye on Laura, or is there something more to their partnership? Anna says she hopes the Deputy Mayor can help them find out.

Victor sees the phone askew, and picks it up. His fingers come away with red smears on them, and he sniffs it. He says, strawberry? Oh Lucy.

Tomorrow, Maxie tells Spinelli that he’s making a mistake; Lucy has no idea how to thank Victor; and Carly asks Peyton, how did the Guild vote?

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Part 1

They do that time jump thing where we go backward through the Reunion. Time filler, since this is going to be three parts. Then we see what’s basically the trailer, and now I feel like I saw this show already.

The set is done like the Beverly Hills Hotel. Everyone gets ready. Garcelle and Sutton clink bacon strips. All the dresses are gorgeous, and Andy says it’s the chicest Reunion he’s ever seen. They’re one Housewife short because Diana’s not feeling well, but Andy says, they’ll check in from home later. Blah-blah-blah, the introductions, and how everyone looks exquisite. Andy says, Kyle went blond, and I don’t think we have the same definition of blond. LisaR brings out her ceramic bird, says, Lois is here with her, and the angels are protecting her. Bleh.

We go back to the Homeless Not Toothless episode, and Jamie Lee Curtis showing the merchandise sold by her charity, My Hand In Yours. Andy says, The Daily Beast deemed the Homeless Not Toothless discussion, the best 8 minutes of TV. They might actually be right; it was pretty funny. Andy makes them say it together, then tells them, Jamie Lee is here. Then says he’s kidding, and then she comes out. I love her, and wish she’d associate with a better group of people, but her new movie Halloween Ends is coming out this weekend, so I get it. Andy tells her that she’s an honorary Housewife, and she says, being on the show had an unexpected benefit. When the show aired, it was the single best day for her charity. She’s rebranded it the Chicest Children’s Charity, and renamed the windchime, the Dorit Chic Windchime. She says Dorit’s genuine enthusiasm changed her company. She gifts everyone with pumpkins that have their likenesses carved in them, and they’re amazingly accurate. Andy says, Jamie Lee is the original Scream Queen, which is debatable, since there were plenty of them in the 50s and 60s, and asks how it feels to know she’s an OG after 45 years. She says she feels the love from the horror fans, and he asks Kyle how it was working with her. Kyle says, they have a rare and unique relationship. Kyle knew Jamie Lee when she was a child, and Jamie Lee a teenager. Now they’re friends, mothers, and wives, and it’s an amazing relationship that’s grown stronger. They laugh about Jamie Lee looking at the camera when she was on the show, and she says, when she showed up, the first person she talked to was a camera person. We see a clip of Jamie Lee looking into the camera, and saying that she’s going to break every rule they’ve had. She says she thinks they’re fabulous because they’re unseen, but not unseen. She makes her exit, and Andy wonders if he can ask a dumb question. Erika says, when hasn’t he? He says, and they’re just getting started.

Andy asks Garcelle about son Jax being attacked on Instagram, and says, it was racist and unsettling. Garcelle says, it was the most cruel thing anybody could do to a child. It was Jax’s first week of high school, and somebody sent him her Playboy pictures. It hurt a lot, but the one that really affected all of them said, if it weren’t for Jax’s white daddy, he’d have a knee on his neck. Garcelle chokes up, and Andy says, there seems to have been trauma out social media for everybody this season. It was heavy and it sucks. Erika says she doesn’t like death threats, and Andy says, a lot of it was from bots, and not real people, but someone was behind it. Garcelle says, absolutely, and he asks if she thinks it’s someone in the group. She says she doesn’t know if any of them would have personally said things like that, but someone purchased the bots. She felt like she wasn’t wanted on the show, and a way to get her to leave was to attack her children. She has an investigation going on. Andy says, he’s appalled. Viewers can love the cast or love to hate them, but only in the spirit of entertainment. Bravo condemns any kind of reaction like this.  

He tells us, in an instant, Dorit’s life was turned upside down, but as much trauma as the home invasion was, it was just the beginning. We see the video, and there’s a lot of reaction from everyone. It’s still upsetting to me, so I can’t imagine what it’s like for poor Dorit to relive it. I notice LisaR looks like the merman from Cabin in the Woods, and if you haven’t seen the film, that’s not a compliment. Andy asks how Dorit’s life has changed, and she says, there’s no aspect of her life it hasn’t touched. She had issues in her marriage, and she has a wonderful marriage. It does something to your confidence as a mother, and there are days it’s hard for her to get out of bed. You’re grieving the loss of who you were. Kyle says she lives right down the street, and to think they were sleeping while Dorit was going through this is upsetting. Andy says he’s impressed at how she kept her cool, and Dorit says, her mama instinct kicked in. She thought if she made them feel she was helpful and not a threat, she could save her babies. Andy says, Dorit got a lot of support, but there were naysayers. One viewer wondered what thief would leave Dorit’s phone by the gate, and another theorized it was PK running an insurance scam. Dorit says she doesn’t pay attention to that stuff, and it’s not something you can orchestrate. She was lucky, and not a day goes by that she doesn’t remind herself of that. Andy asks why she thinks they let her have her phone back, and she says, she was calm, and showed them where everything was. She said she’d have to call her husband once they were gone, and could they please leave her phone. One of the guys said he’d leave it by the gate, and he did. Andy asks if they were caught, but she says, it’s still an open investigation. He asks if she’s replaced anything, and she says she’s not making repeat purchases, but please. Everyone laughs, and Andy stifles a yawn. She asks if she’s boring him again; that’s two years in a row. We flash back to the exact same thing at the last Reunion, and he insists he’s just a yawner. Dorit says she takes it day by day, and some days are better than others. She has diagnosed PTSD. Kyle asks if she told them that the person who burglarized their house reached out to her sister-in-law. He said he was the person who burglarized them, and he went to jail, but her stuff is at his grandmother’s house. He sent pictures, and they sent him money, but not much. Erika wonders why she sent a f***ing dime, and says, it was a shakedown. It’s unclear as to whether she actually got her stuff back, but way to eclipse someone else’s story. Andy says, they’ll leave it there, and wishes Dorit continued recovery.

Andy wonders if the generation gap can be bridged, and we flash back over Crystal’s season. He asks why she’s sharing about her eating disorder on social media, and she says, she felt it was important to say it out loud. Culturally, Asians are quiet, and it helps people understand everyone’s experience is different. One viewer remarked that the biggest fear is that someone will walk in while they’re binging or purging, and asks if that was what was behind Crystal freaking out over Sutton walking in on her. Crystal says, no, but it was attached to her body dysmorphia because she was naked. Andy says, a viewer wondered why it was okay for Kyle to talk about her eating disorder when Crystal brought up hers, but not okay for Sutton to bring up her miscarriages when Diane talked about hers. Isn’t it the same thing? Kyle says, her behavior at Garcelle’s party was terrible, and blah-blah-blah too many tequilas. We flash back to Kyle’s behavior, and I want to smack her all over again. Another viewer asks why the blip Erika told Crystal that she’d take laxatives, and Erika says she thought she was empathizing. She grew up in a dance studio. Andy says, she followed up by telling Crystal not to eat the chicken tenders, and Erika says, it was the wrong thing to do. Crystal says, they talked about it, and they’re good. Yet one more viewer asks how Crystal feels about Dorit sharing the info that Crystal was vomiting every day. Crystal says, that was not okay, and Dorit looks totally surprised. Crystal tells her, when she shares, she tends not to be graphic because it’s shameful. When she saw Dorit talking about what she’d shared privately, it was not okay. She gets teary, and says, it felt gossipy and so personal, but Dorit says, Crystal had been talking to the entire table. She never mentioned it until Crystal raised the issue. It’s not like she shared a secret. We flash back to that, and she kinda did. Crystal tells her, when they speak privately, they’ll talk about it, but it was terrible. Dorit says, she’s truly sorry.

We move on to the dark comments Sutton supposedly made, and Andy says, Crystal alluded to them being racist comments, but refused to say what they were. Crystal says she didn’t know Sutton then. Knowing her now, she wouldn’t have the same feeling today. It wasn’t something specific, but the overall conversation made her feel a certain way. It was the tone of the conversation. Kyle says, she’s telling them the opposite of what she said then, and she and Crystal go around in circles, Sutton not saying one word. Andy wonders why Sutton’s comment about her pool full of kids of different races was offensive, and Crystal says, just because she found it offensive, doesn’t mean they have to. Andy asks what Sutton’s reaction is, and Sutton diplomatically says she understands where Crystal was coming from last year, and she didn’t use the right words to communicate. LisaR and Erika are bored and want a fight, so they wonder why it’s suddenly okay with Crystal and Sutton. Crystal wonders why they can’t be allowed to be okay, which is a damn good question. Andy says he thinks it’s great they’re okay, but for three episodes, he wondered what the dark comment was. Dorit thinks Crystal was trying to make herself look good, and Crystal says, one of her biggest regrets  is bringing it up. Andy asks what Kyle meant by calling Crystal a dramatic millennial, and Kyle says, one thing was the words she used, like violated. Crystal says, Kyle said she felt violated when someone broke into her house, and Kyle says, they didn’t bring her a jacket. Crystal wonders why they’re harping on a word instead of asking what her experience was. LisaR makes faces, and cocks her head back and forth, looking like a pigeon. Andy brings up Crystal saying, it was no surprise the women didn’t understand why requesting Michael Jackson was problematic, and Erika asks why it was. He says, because of the accusations, and she says, he beat the case. Ha-ha! Beat it. A viewer asks what Crystal did to get 14 friends mad at her, and Crystal says, it was because she was doing the show. After going around and around this, saying Crystal was contradicting herself again, Kyle says she heard different, but she’s not saying anything. Um… She just kinda did.

Diana beams in from home, and Andy says he knows she’s sick, but she looks good. She says, he should have seen what she looked like this morning. He says, her lawyers have been busy with cease and desist letters. There were rumors online that Diana was some sort of madam, and her book was a catalog of call girls. I think Diana is a lot of things, but that’s so stupid, even I don’t believe it. She says, the book has done good for a lot of people, and it broke her heart to have to defend it. Andy asks if there’s any truth that she’s linked to Jeffrey Epstein, and she says she’s never met him. The photo was from 1997 in NYC, when she was a refugee in London. It would be a physical impossibility. He says she’s been linked to everyone from Justin Timberlake to Guy Ritchie, and she says, they’re friends. Isn’t she allowed to have friends?   He brings up some brouhaha that ensued when Diana said something about Black content creators. Apparently, she had this confused with people creating content for the dark web. Crystal says, she saw it, and was going to call Diana out. Then Diana said she couldn’t believe black content creators were writing mean things about them to troll them with, and Crystal realized she didn’t understand what the phrase meant. Diana says she can’t apologize enough, and I think a big part of her problem is, she doesn’t do her homework. Andy says, Diane claimed if your passionate about widows and orphans, put your money where your mouth is, and she did. She says, Erika’s hands were tied, so she thought the rest of them could join efforts. Andy asks if Erika is pissed, but she says, not at all; she thinks it’s wonderful. Andy asks if Garcelle thought Diana was behind the bots, and Garcelle says, if she’s being honest, yeah, she did. Diana says, Garcelle must have a low opinion of her if she thinks Diana would bully a fourteen-year-old, and Garcelle says, yeah. I love Garcelle.

Diana says she doesn’t know how evil she must appear, if Garcelle would consider she’d do that. Garcelle starts to talk, and Diana interrupts her, which doesn’t sit well. Garcelle says, Diana sent her a threatening text, and Diana says she asked Garcelle to pencil her name What I just said. She means edit, and needs to understand what she’s saying before she says it. Diana says she was getting death threats, and Garcelle says, Jax was at his dad’s house when he saw the post. We see the rest of the nasty white daddy post, and it says, tell your mom to leave Diana alone or deal with us. Garcelle says, Jax wrote, you’ve gone too far, and reposted it because he was fearful. He wasn’t thinking about taking out Diana’s name. He wasn’t thinking about protecting anyone but himself, then everyone picked it up. Diana sent a text to Garcelle that said if anything happened, Garcelle would be responsible. A threat is a threat. Diana says, her family has been murdered, and I assume she’s talking about in Bosnia. She tells Garcelle, it’s not a cease and exist [sic], and Garcelle says she’s not talking to Diana anymore. Diana says she can help protect Garcelle’s family; her team will find out who did this. Garcelle says she has an investigation of her own going, and Andy asks, what’s the number one thing Garcelle would say to Diana if she was here? Garcelle asks, why is Diane so obsessed with her? Diana says, because she’s gorgeous, and Andy says, Garcelle didn’t mean it that way, right? Garcelle says, Diana has been targeting her on social media every day; sometimes twice a day. We see a few posts that shade Garcelle, and Garcelle says, please leave her alone. She doesn’t hate Diane; she just wants to be left alone.

Next time, LisaR says she’s a work in progress (ugh); Diana wonders what’s worse, the c-word or evil, and Andy says, the c-word (agreed – no contest); Sutton doesn’t consider LisaR a friend; and Kathy arrives in her robe and slippers.

👨🏻 Altogether Ooky…

Inviting your back tomorrow, for soap and more Charm than you can stand. The new season of the God awful Winter House premiers tomorrow, but no recap, just complaining. Until then, stay safe, stay not taking everything too personally, and stay giving someone a second chance if the love is real and they’re truly sorry. People hurt the ones they love; they just do.

October 11, 2022 – Robert Wants Anna To Abort the Mission, Message From Maurice, He’s Not Joshing, It Just Keeps Going, Ex Talk, Miami Reveal, Goodbye To a Grand Lady & Rising

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Sonny says he wants to make things right with Michael, whatever it takes, and Michael says, Sonny thinks he can suddenly make things right between them. Sonny says he always wanted to make things right, and thinks deep down inside, Michael does too. Nina slips out to answer a call, and says, everything okay?… She’ll be right there. Michael tells Sonny, it’s too late, and Sonny says, if Michael can look him in the eye, and make him believe he doesn’t want anything to do with him, he’ll walk, and Michael will never have to deal with him again.

Dante says, he wants to ask Dex a few questions about what went down with him and Sonny after Brando was killed, and Dex asks if he should call a lawyer. Dante says, not this time. He’ll keep it simple. Dex has bruises on his face, and his wrists look pretty bad. The way he’s standing there, Dante can tell his ribs are in bad shape too. Want to tell him what happened?

Robert walks into his office to find Anna sitting in his chair, and she says, about bloody time. He says he didn’t know he was expecting company; most people call first. She says, he didn’t pick up. She tells him, close the door and listen to her. If they’re going to bring Luke’s killer to justice, they’ve got a lot of work to do.

Outside Kelly’s, Victor asks if Ava is sure he can’t give her a lift, but she says she doesn’t think that would be very wise. He says, it’s no trouble, but she says, he’s nothing but trouble, and goes inside.

Ava meets Trina, and they hug. Ava says, two days in a row, and Trina thanks her for coming. Ava asks if everything is okay, and Trina says, she heard from her mom that Oz Haggerty was attacked and killed. She wanted to see how Ava is holding up. Is she freaked out? Ava says, don’t worry about her; she’s resilient. Trina’s phone dings, and Ava says, don’t ignore it on her account. Trina says, it’s just Rory. She can’t deal with him right now. Ava says, if there’s a problem, Trina shouldn’t ignore it. She shouldn’t let it fester. Take it from someone who knows. Victor looks through the window. Outside, he tells Johann that he’s just about had it with these distractions. Nevertheless, they should keep an eye on Ava. She’s unpredictable. And of course (🍷) there’s that other loose end they have to take care of, convincing the authorities that Esme Prince is alive and well, and nowhere near Port Charles. Hmm…

Nikolas comes in as Esme is opening the safe, and says, who the hell are you? She makes a mad dash for the patio door, but he grabs her, pulling off her hood. He says, Esme, and she turns around, saying, hello, lover. Did you miss me?

Dex lets Dante into his apartment, and Dante asks if Dex wants to tell him how he got those bruises. Dex says he doesn’t know (really? that’s the best he can do?), and Dante asks if it was from Sonny. Dex wonders why he’d ask that, and Dante says, let’s say, a concerned citizen said Dex was kidnapped and assaulted by his boss. Does he want justice?

Michael says, Sonny is so far away from the man he once called his father, he doesn’t even recognize Sonny anymore. Sonny says,  Michael doesn’t know what he’s talking about, and Michael says, he knows Sonny had his employee tortured. Sonny says, they’re not talking about Dex; they’re talking about them. Michael said he wanted to destroy everything that Sonny built, and Sonny has to hand it to him; he did a pretty damn good job of that. He got the harbormaster fired, and he got every major client stop buying Corinthos Coffee. Michael is looking everywhere but at Sonny, and Sonny says, he’s looking Michael in the eye right now. He’s just saying, let’s come to an understanding. Michael says, he’s past an understanding, and Sonny says, they’ve both hurt each other so much, but they just watched Gladys bury her son. They both know what that’s about; the finality of a life cut short. Sonny tears up, and says, the last time he saw Morgan, he was running out the door, and Sonny never got a chance to tell Morgan that he loved him. And he prays to God that Morgan knows, and he wants Michael to know he’ll always love him. Can they just figure out a way to end this – his voice cracks – so they can be a family again? Michael says, Sonny can’t just throw the word family out there, and expect it to erase everything he’s done, and Sonny says, maybe not, but it’s a good place to start.

Nina walks down a hallway at the MetroCourt, when Valentin taps her on the shoulder. She jumps, and he says he didn’t mean to startle her. She tells him, fine. He said it was important. What is it? He says he needs her help getting into Victor’s room, and she asks why he didn’t ask at the front desk. He says he doesn’t want Victor to know about it. It’s a delicate situation. She says she thought they were thick as thieves these days, and he says, maybe that’s what he wants Victor to think. She says, whatever parlor game the Cassadines are playing these days, she doesn’t have the time. She has a lot on her plate. He says, he knows that. He needs her help. And she can’t ask questions, for everyone’s safety… for Charlotte’s safety. She says, I’m in.

Anna says she feels like she’s hit a dead end, and Robert tells her, he can’t say that surprises him. Vic is slick. She says, he’s cunning. He’s spent his entire life honing his reputation for ruthlessness, and now it’s really paying off. Robert takes it his contacts didn’t pan out, and she says she just mentioned Victor’s name and they evaporated; they ran scared. He says, understandable, but disappointing, and she says she’d hoped at least one of them would be up for the challenge. He says, what’s the next step? and she says, this is where he comes in. He asks what she needs from him, and she says, a warrant.

In Victor’s room, Johann says, Esme Prince just posted from San Tropez, and Victor says, good. Keep leaving those digital footprints of Esme’s idyll in the south of France. This mess has already interfered with the plans he’s been making for years. This ends now. There’s a knock at the door, and Johann opens it to find a weeping Lucy. She shoves the bouquet she’s holding at Johann, and falls into Victor’s arms.

Esme says, Nikolas looks like he’s seen a ghost, and he says he thought… they thought… She says, that she was dead? Ava sure tried her damnedest when Ava threw her off the parapet. He says, that’s not what happened, and she says, how would he know; he wasn’t there. She’s sure Ava has him all roped into her scheme. She’s sure Ava spun some tale, making herself out to be the victim, when she was the one being swallowed by cold, dark water. They both left her for dead. She’s sure they celebrated. He got what he wanted – her, gone. Except she’s not. She’s back. He’s really going to have to try harder next time.

Ava says she can tell something is on Trina’s mind. Trina can tell her anything. Trina says, what’s on her mind feels so trivial with what’s been going on. People are dying, and the maniac who attacked Ava is still out there. Ava says, Trina doesn’t need to remind her of that, but here she is. She’s still alive and she’s going to live her life, and Trina should do same. Frankly, she’d like to hear about something other than life and death. So tell her; what is going on with Rory? Trina says, he asked her to go to a comic book convention, and Ava says, that’s cool. Does she like comics? Trina says, yeah, but it’s out of town, and Ava says, that is a significant invitation. Trina says she’s not sure how she feels about going on an overnight trip with Rory yet. She really likes him, and wants to get closer, but she can’t help thinking about the last time she went on a weekend trip. Ava says, this is nothing like when Trina went to Sonny’s cabin; this would just be the two of them. Trina says, she knows, but she can’t shake the feeling that something horrible is going to happen. Ava says, she understands. It’s hard coming back after a traumatic experience like Trina had. It’s hard to trust again; other people, her own judgement. Maybe she’s afraid she’d be leaving herself open to more pain, more hurt. She has to ask herself, does she really want to let what Esme Prince did to her dictate the rest of her life?

Nikolas says, so Esme came back looking for money, and she asks if she doesn’t deserve something after what Ava did to her. While they got to carry on with their lives, she drifted further and further into deep water. She thought she was going to die, just like he wanted. He says he didn’t want her to die. He searched for her. He had to fight to stay alive when he was adrift at sea. She says, thankfully, a fisherman found her, and put her up in a Canadian hostel until she could regain her strength. He says he supposes the fisherman ran out of money, and she couldn’t access her funds, but coming back here was a mistake. She should have stayed out of the country. She says, of course (🍷). That’s exactly what he wanted; to get rid of her. He says he’s talking about the PCPD. They’re looking for her for attempted murder because she drugged that bartender. She says, the cops have it all wrong, and they certainly can’t prove a thing, and he says, Oz Haggerty gave pretty convincing testimony of Esme’s guilt at Trina’s trial. Interestingly enough, he was found murdered this morning. Is that why she really came back? To finish what she started?

Lucy says she thinks she’s ruined Victor’s jacket, but he says, that’s inconsequential. Why is she in such a state? Is it Morton? She says, it’s Martin. No. He’s still incommunicado, and it’s not him. It’s just her; it’s all on her. He leads her to the couch, and she sits. She tells him, it’s just that, Sasha Gilmore, one of her partners, her husband’s funeral is today, and she couldn’t do it. She couldn’t face Sasha, so she wanted to bring her flowers, and now it’s too late. He says he’s sure it’s not too late, and she says, it is for Brando. He gently tells her, calm down. He’s sure Johann can deliver the flowers for her. She asks if Johann has been drinking (ha-ha! poor Johann), but Victor says, he’s perfectly sober. She says, okay. That would be very nice. The reception is downstairs in the gardens. Victor asks Johann to please oblige Miss Coe, and Lucy thanks Johann as he leaves. Victor asks if she feels better, and she says she does – she puts her head on his shoulder – now that she’s with him.

In one of the hotel rooms, Valentin tells Nina, the less she knows, the better. To get the information he needs out of Victor, he has to put a listening device in his room – this room. That’s where she comes in. As co-owner of the hotel, he needs her to call Victor, and say there’s a problem with his suite, and he needs to move into this suite. She asks why he doesn’t just put a bug in the room Victor’s staying in right now? but he says, that’s not possible, because he has a security guard named Johann who does a daily sweep. Johann is busy, so if they can get Victor into this suite right now, it might buy Valentin a day or two before the bug is discovered. She says, what then? and he says he’ll handle it, but that’s all he’s going to tell her right now. She says she knows Victor is Valentin’s father, but he’s a very dangerous man. She doesn’t like that Valentin is taking him on alone. Valentin tells her, don’t worry about him; he has backup. Multiple partners, each playing integral roles. Hopefully, that includes her, but he needs her to make a phone call.

Michael says, Sonny isn’t the same father who put family above everything else, and Sonny says, he’s done the best he could, but Michael says, Sonny hasn’t. Don’t forget, he’s a father too. He’d never hurt Wiley the way Sonny hurt his children. Sonny asks how he knows that; life is unpredictable. How did he know he was going to lose his memory, and live in a town called Nixon Falls? Michael says, this is about what Sonny’s done since he came back. All of Sonny’s choices have led him to here. Take ownership of that. Sonny says, no! Put himself in Sonny’s shoes. What if Wiley thought Michael screwed up, and started treating Michael the way Michael is treating him? Would Michael just give up on him, or would he do everything he possibly could, and hope to God that Wiley met him halfway?

Dex says, three days ago, Dante thought he was a murderer with a hook. Now Dante is all about justice for him? Dante says, things have changed. His source tells him that Dex was the victim of a serious crime, and it’s his duty to follow up on that. Dex says he commends Dante’s commitment to protect and serve, but he’s good. Dante says, so Dex has no comment on this accusation? and Dex asks if this is an official investigation. Dante says, no, but it can be if Dex wants him to file charges. Dex was brought in as a person of interest in a series of vicious attacks. He’s been told, Dex’s boss Sonny Corinthos turned on Dex as a result. Is there any truth to that?

Anna tells Robert that she needs a warrant for Johann Bauer. She knows Robert has been keeping tabs on him. It can be for unpaid parking tickets; it can be for anything. He asks if she doesn’t think he’d have brought Johann in already if he had something, and she says, he drinks. He fell overboard off the Haunted Star, and the crew had to stop and pick him up. Robert says, and she knows this how? and she says, the point is, can they not use that? Say another boater reported it? He says, intentionally jumping into the water from a passenger vessel would be considered unsafe operation of said vessel, and it would be illegal. However, she’s implied that the jump wasn’t intentional. She says she just wants him detained. Bring him in for questioning. The charges don’t have to stick. He says, so they not only abuse his office, now they’re going to waste taxpayers’ resources for… nothing. She says she thinks taking Victor off the street is for the greater good. And this is for Luke. He says, something about this tells him there’s more going on. Annie, it’s Bobby. Tell him the whole story. She says she wants to, but she can’t. So please help her, because she’s running out of time. He says, that bastard did kill their friend. Okay. He’ll make the call, but this the last time. She says, okay, and Deputy Mayor (or whatever she is) Eileen walks in. She asks if she’s interrupting something.

Lucy tells Victor, she didn’t know who to talk to. Martin is still with his mother, and she kept thinking he would know exactly the right thing to say. He tells her that he’ll do his best, and the room phone rings. Nina introduces herself, and says she’s the new co-owner of the MetroCourt. She’s so sorry to bother him, but they’re going to have to shut the water off in his room. She knows it’s a complete inconvenience, but they’ll have to move him to another suite, at least temporarily. He says, now is not a good time, and Nina says she understands, and she’s sorry for the disturbance, but they have no choice because a room on his floor has a leak. She’ll have a staff member there momentarily to help him move his things. Valentin holds up a bottle, and she says, and there’s a bottle of wine, complementary, waiting for him. She thanks him for his cooperation, and he says, if she’s sure there’s no other choice. She tells him, once again, their sincere apologies, and he says, very well. He hangs up, and tells Lucy, apparently, there’s a water leak somewhere, and they’re going to have to temporarily move him to another suite… Something feels off. She says, that completely explains when she was rushing up to see him, she saw some maintenance men in the lobby. That must be why. She guesses he has to get ready, so she’ll leave him to it. She thanks him, and says, she just feels so alone. He says she’s not alone. If she can just wait until he’s figured this room changing mess out, he promises her his full attention.

Esme says, she was the one who was left to drown, and Nikolas is accusing her of being a murderer? He says, her timing seems suspicious. She shows up in town, and the witness who pointed a finger squarely in her direction, winds up dead. She says, the only thing she’s guilty of is loving his son and trusting him. When she was in that Canadian hostel, that man tried to pin everything on her. How do they know he wasn’t hired by Trina’s people or Sonny’s? He says, give it a rest. He’s done buying the victim act, and she says, he knows her intimately. He doesn’t really believe all those horrible things about her, does he?

Dex says he has no idea what Dante is talking about, and Dante says, that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it, huh? Dex says, Mr. Corinthos didn’t do anything but give him a ride home after he was released. Any other questions? Dante says, just one. Is Dex afraid of retaliation? He knows how his father works. Word is, Dex went through something hellacious. Dex opens the door, and Dante says, if Dex was threatened to keep his mouth shut, he’s in a position to make sure his father doesn’t get to Dex for telling the truth. Dex says, whoever told Dante that Mr. Corinthos tried to harm him is a straight-up liar, and Dante thanks him for his time.

Michael asks how he can meet Sonny halfway when he doesn’t know who Sonny is anymore. Sonny turned his back on everything he once believed in. Sonny says, Michael keeps saying that he doesn’t know him anymore. Michael has known him his whole life; that doesn’t count for anything? A lifetime of being a father? He gets it. Betrayal, anger, disappointment. He lived with that his whole life with his father. You think I wronged you; I think you wronged me. It’s like never-ending circle. One thing Sonny wants Michael to know is that he still loves him. This has got to end before it’s too late. They’ve buried too many people already; Jason… Brando… my father. He cries, and says she doesn’t want it to be them. Michael says, look… dad, when Nina has the bad timing to walk in.  

Robert says, his door was shut for a reason, and Eileen says, his assistant told her that he didn’t have any appointments. Anna says she was just leaving. She doesn’t want to keep Robert from his work. She believes he was about to make a phone call. She’ll be in touch. She leaves, and Robert says, she’s right; he’s in the middle of something. Eileen says, his call can wait. She’s here on mayoral business. He says, if Laura wants to speak to him, all she has to do is reach out directly, and she says, Laura may be working remotely, but she needs someone on the ground to keep an eye on things. What was his ex-wife doing here? He says, it’s none of her business, but since she stuck her bid in, they’re planning a trip to Australia, and taking their granddaughter, who wants to play the digeridoo. She says she hopes that’s the case, and he asks what that means. She says, Miss Devane has been known to pull the PCPD into WSB business. Laura confided to her that he and Anna were working on the investigation into Luke Spencer’s death. He says, Spencer was a dear friend, and what he does on his own time is his business. She says, they both know that’s not what he’s doing, and she intends to stop it.

Victor opens the wine, saying, voila! He tells Lucy, at least they had the decency to pick out a very nice vintage. He asks if he can pour her a glass, and she says, after the day she had, she’d love some. He tells her to make herself comfortable. She sits on the sofa, and he says he considers himself a good judge of character. He sits down, handing her the wine, and says, although he’s still getting to know her, he’s already recognized she’s a strong, capable woman; the kind who won’t lose her head when the going gets tough. She says, it’s served her well as a woman in business, and he says, which is why it is so out of character that a floral arrangement would reduce her to a hysterical puddle. She says, doesn’t he know, a scheming vixen such as herself sometimes has a very bad day. He says she’s not a scheming vixen. Nor is she being honest with him. So why doesn’t she tell him what’s really going on here?

Michael says, maybe Sonny doesn’t see how much he’s changed. Maybe Sonny hasn’t changed, and Michael is just now seeing him for who he is. Sonny says, don’t back off now; Michael just called him dad. Michael says he was wrong. Sonny isn’t the man he knew. He abandoned his family; he abandoned his code. He’s capable of anything. Sonny says, Michael has no right to judge him, and Michael starts to walk away. Sonny yells, don’t turn your back on me! and Dante walks in. He says, that’s enough. This ends now.

Ava says, Trina’s safety is important, but it shouldn’t be a motive for going away with her boyfriend. Only she can decide if she’s ready to make that step. Trina says she’s so confused. In her heart, she feels like she’s safe with Rory. She doesn’t feel like he’ll hurt her. Ava says, that’s not insignificant. That’s a lot. Trina says, but what if they go away, and that all changes?

Nikolas says, a lot has happened since Esme’s been away, and she says, he makes it sound like she was on holiday, instead of recovering from his wife trying to kill her. He says, Trina has been exonerated, and Spencer is in Pentenville. In an attempt to give Trina an alibi, he testified that he broke out of Spring Ridge. And Oz Haggerty isn’t the only person who was stabbed recently. She says, that’s terrible; crime’s really up. Do the police have any leads? He says, the killer used a large hook, and she says, sounds gruesome. He says, it was. Ava was the first victim. Esme says, but she survived, and he says, thankfully. She says, karma’s a bitch, and he says, Diane Miller was also stabbed. She gave Esme a pretty tough time at Trina’s trial. She says, remind her, what’s his point? and he says, it’s a pretty big coincidence that three of the victims happen to be people Esme thought wronged her in some way. She says, now he knows not only what she thinks, but how she thinks, and he says, he thinks she’s capable of murder, and he thinks she came back for revenge. She says, that would mean he’s next.

Dante says he paid a little visit to Dex Heller, and Sonny asks, why? Dante asks if he can talk to Michael, and Michael says, Dante is here for him, not Sonny? Sonny goes over to Nina at the bar, and Dante tells Michael, Dex said Michael lied about everything. Michael asks what he’s talking about. Sonny kidnapped Dex, and tortured him to force him into a confession, which they know now would have been false. Dante says, this vendetta with Sonny has gotten out of hand. Now Michael is lying to the police about a crime. Michael says, he came to Dante brother to brother, and Dante says, Michael has a family to protect. This beef he has with Sonny is going to lead him to do things that are destructive. Let it go. Dante’s phone rings, and he says he’s on his way. He tells them, looks like we have another victim, and Sonny says, another stabbing? Dante says, yeah. The wound’s consistent with a hook. It looks like they have a serial killer on their hands. You two are on your own.

Robert says, the mayor’s office does not oversee the DA’s office, but Eileen says, she has the authority to initiate an internal review. It’s called checks and balances, and if she finds anything the least bit off, she’ll hold him accountable. Their citizens deserve better. He says, she’s abusing her power and wasting human resources on this pointless review, and she says, we’ll see.

Anna joins Valentin on a park bench, and asks if everything is going according to plan. He says, yes. Robert? She says, detaining Johann. It’s all up to Lucy now. He says, that’s the part that worries him.

Lucy tells Victor that she’s had some hard times in her life. She thinks they’ve shaped he into the woman he seems to admire, but they also left some scars. Sometimes she feels so helpless and scared, and wants someone who makes her feel safe, and Victor does. He says he’s flattered she feels she can talk to him, and she says, the last time she saw Sasha was the day before her husband died. She basically asked Sasha to give up her financial stake in Deception, which she thought was a good idea at the time, and still does, but it really hurt Sasha. Lucy just couldn’t face her, and it started her spinning, thinking about her future, and what will happen in her life. She tells him, she knows it sounds selfish, but he says, they all have fears that can be illuminated by tragedy. She says, she can’t stop thinking about the future. Will she be all alone? He tells her, not if he has anything to say about it, and she says, that was another reason where she thought she could come to him. When he talks about his plans and his future, he sounds confident, like he’s figured everything out. She finds that so comforting. He says he has his own anxieties. That’s why he made the plans. She says, the plans; right. Can he tell her more of them? It’s really what she needs right now. Could he tell her, just for her?

Esme laughs at Nikolas, and says, sorry; she couldn’t help it. What he’s suggesting is ridiculous. He says, is it? and she says she didn’t intend to stay this long, even though she’s enjoyed their little chat. Don’t worry. As soon as she can afford it, she’ll be out of his hair. He blocks her, and says she’s not going anywhere. She tells him, he’s going to let her go. Unless he wants the police to know about her little tumble off the parapet. He says, what tumble off the parapet? Does she think they’ll actually care when they find out she’s connected to three of the stabbing victims? If anything, her alleged fall gave her a motive. He takes out his phone, and she says, he’s not going to do that. He says, why the hell not?

Sonny asks if Nina is okay, and she says, no. Just when she thought this day couldn’t get more brutal, there’s another victim. What are they going to do? He says he doesn’t have all the answers right now, but he’s going to tighten security, and Nina is going to have to keep her bodyguard for a while longer. She says, that’s no problem. She’s glad Sonny is looking out for her, but what about him? How is he doing, dealing with this after ten rounds with Michael? He says he can handle it, and she says she can’t believe Michael, lying to the police about Sonny. She never thought he’d stoop so low.

Michael bangs on Dex’s door, and walks in when Dex opens it. Michael says, Dex lied to protect Sonny, and Dex says, he told Dante that Sonny didn’t abduct or injure him. Michael says, well done. They have Sonny right where they want him.

Robert leaves a message for Anna, saying, they’ve got a problem. They can’t arrest Johann. Whatever she’s doing, stop it. This mission’s got to be aborted and now.

Anna listens in, and says, you’ve got this Lucy… Don’t overplay your hand. We see the missed call from Robert on her phone.

Lucy says, Victor is going to tell her a little bit more about his plans, and she’s going to pretend it’s a bedtime story. So, once upon a time… He says, for many years now, he’s been working on… The phone rings, and he says, if this is about another room change… He picks up the phone, and says, what now? Eileen says, they’ve got a problem.

Johann knocks on the old room door.

Ava says, it’s Trina’s call. If she’s not ready to go away with Rory, then don’t. That’s perfectly fine, but just know that all romance is a leap of faith. You have to be willing to take the chance. Trina says she doesn’t want to miss out on something great with Rory because she’s scared. Okay. She’s ready. She should text him now and tell him. She picks up her phone, and Ava says she just wants Trina to be happy and have fun. Get herself a light saber. Trina says, too bad she can’t get a real one. Then no one would have to worry about her safety. At least she’ll be with a cop, so there’s that.

Nikolas tells Esme to give him one reason he should let her go, and she says she didn’t want to tell him so soon, but he’s forced her hand. You’re not going to call the cops on us. He says, us? and she says, me and our baby. She opens her coat and rubs when could possibly be a baby bump, or a heavy lunch.

I sigh heavily. Didn’t we just have this storyline? And on the off-chance she is pregnant, Nikolas could just say she’s crazy, and the baby is Spencer’s.

Tomorrow, Anna says, Lucy needs to get out of there – now; Johann says, Lucy isn’t leaving until he’s done; Esme says, it’s her get-out-of-jail-free card; and Sonny says, nothing is going to change Michael’s mind.

📜 Regarding the Day…

I love when an actor uses their celebrity for good, rather than exerting undue influence in arenas where they’re no expert.

🐎 On Horses & Kids…

A light side dish from the stable hand’s mouth.

💎 Like the Energizer Bunny…

It’s unbelievable how much this is being hashed over. Pick a lane or take them all.

🍊 What a Prize…

Shannon must be glad to be rid of this loser.

🌴 What Happens In Miami…

The latest on the comeback kids.

https://okmagazine.com/p/rhom-guerdy-abraira-reveals-upcoming-season-storylines/

🥀 Farewell, She Wrote…

I’ve always admired her career. She did it all, and didn’t compromise. I was blessed to see her in Sweeney Todd on Broadway, and she was absolutely brilliant. There was no one like her, and she will be missed.

https://people.com/movies/angela-lansbury-dead-at-96/

💡 Lights Out…

Come set a spell tomorrow for some soap and Reunion insanity. Until then, stay safe, stay remembering your manners, and stay not judging others, because life is unpredictable.